v_nome: That is 100% how my brain would work if I forgot the word for shark. "Oh no it's one of those... dan dan, dan dan, dandandandan
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: one Andrew from the teeming mass of humanity
baskwalla: Any fellow land tappers in the chat?
ihlendrax: Hmm. At least Dan and Dan aren’t in the box.
yalc321: Dan Daniel
yalc321: Come on Dandan
baskwalla: It's been Dan the whole time!
ihlendrax: Dandrew…?
fiftymcnasty: Its from 1001 nights
NotCainNorAbel: DanielDaniel to their parents
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! This week it's everybody's favorite fish, Dandân! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
Manae:
matthaus_c:
NewtyNewts: Good timing!
NotCainNorAbel:
drthvd3r: Is this a cube of entirely artworks by people named Dan?
KeytarCat:
Earthenone: !card impeccable timing
LRRbot: Impeccable Timing [1W] | Instant | Impeccable Timing deals 3 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.
accountmadeforants: !card moment of triumph
LRRbot: Moment of Triumph [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. You gain 2 life.
NewtyNewts: !card play of the game
LRRbot: Play of the Game [6WW] | Sorcery | Assist / Exile all nonland permanents.
NewtyNewts: Ooooh, maybe not
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niccus: dandan fightfight nightnight
neisan2112: Lets goooooo FISH TIME
neisan2112:
KillThreeRats: feesh
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NewtyNewts: FriFriDanDan PaperPaper FightFight
tube_of_glue: if i see dandan without benben i will be upset
Orphio333: Hi Dan have you met Dan?
paronomasiac042: fish
RedtheLily: what am i looking at
RedtheLily: (well, will be looking at)
margieargie:
KillThreeRats: What's the over under on Sam's Rhystic Study video being the reason they're playing DanDan tonight?
CanPlayGames: Hey chat. You’re looking pretty cute tonight.
Scarbble: no u
NewtyNewts: Shucks
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margieargie: @KillThreeRats I sure wouldn't bet against it
Pharmacistjudge: Hope y’all are ready to have your brain fried. It’s his I feel after like 30 minute of dandan
cheese_______man: so who here is pumped for LRR???
Pharmacistjudge: It is how
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Welbog: Hello good evening hello
ElfLawyer: pumped for LRR, pumped for DanDan
JinaMahavira: Do I...want to know what Dandan is?
Decaped: No
Welbog: Big fish
NewtyNewts: You'll find out
bytecaster: @JinaMahavira A fish
ElfLawyer: oh hey @Pharmacistjudge ! we met at Philly, I took pics with your crawling chorus mask
matthaus_c: feesh
chaostreader: !card dandan
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
KillThreeRats: feesh
JinaMahavira: I love feesh
Jake_The_Pirate: morning friends, I am sick so looking forward to a cosy stream of nonsense I don't understand.
Decaped: Having recently learned what DanDan is, I would have wanted to first see it completely blind.
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CanPlayGames: !card island
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
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KillThreeRats: I've played DanDan before and it's an absolute blast.
narset6691: oh man, dandan
KillThreeRats: So much interaction.
Welbog: Chat, before tonight's stream: hello. Chat, after tonight's stream: feeeeesh
narset6691: island is so OP
tube_of_glue: dandan, the card that SHOULD have kept islandhome
PotatoWraiths: I don't know what's going on
matthaus_c: !card memory lapse
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
margieargie:
I'd link the recent video Rhystic Studies made on it for those wondering, but it's 25 minutes so no time to watch before the stream sadly 
I"m sure it'll be explained somewhat
firehawkzoa: this format is a blast
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matthaus_c:
@margieargie wdym, it says way more than 25 over there 
ihlendrax: !card dandan
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
Mazrae: when in doubt just Jund em, and if that isnt an option just Jund em anyways
CanPlayGames: Chat, after the stream you should all come over and say hi to my dog.
tube_of_glue: !card Yargle, Glutton of Urborg
Pharmacistjudge: Dandan is special 1v1 format with a shared library; individual graveyards, 20 life. The only creatures are dandan.
KillThreeRats: In before we all spam feesh when Graham or whomever shows up to intro.
NewtyNewts: @CanPlayGames Only if you brought enough for everyone
Welbog: Feesh leeder, reeporting in
matthaus_c:
tube_of_glue: i need dandan with benben
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Sorator13:
MikeProvencher: Oh, good, everything is fine. That makes me feel a lot better.
Austere_Squire: ah, good, i love when things are fine
Nebula662:
oh
MegaDosX: Everything is fish
margieargie: Everything is Fish
laikagoat:
thraximore: ope
MegaDosX: Cue the Jaws music
baskwalla: Sneaky Dan
Welbog: Feesh
MillerDark: Feeeesh
thraximore:
accountmadeforants: Perfect
thefailedbeta: Everything is ishy fresh
Veraphage:
cmdrud87: Dabdab... duunnn
Pharmacistjudge: One of the more common spells is memory lapse, which puts the spell back on top of the stared library. And often the turn passes and you draw it.
pyro_asc: Dan?Dan?
A1_Saucy: watch out rock, it's a paper fight!
KillThreeRats: FEESH
BusTed: Evening.
margieargie:
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Migelino164: FEEEESH!
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TheWriterAleph: hello!
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful DanDans whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!
MurphEP:
NewtyNewts: Damndamn, dandan
Welbog: Gant gant
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 &U
CururuGuasu: Gridman Magic
thraximore:
@jacqui_lantern234 hi jacqui! 
CururuGuasu: Baby DanDan
Fruan: JamesJames!
MegaDosX: James looks extra hyped
DeM0nFiRe:
GunnarWuher: Let's gooooo Forgetful Fish! Hope yall been well
derschwede5: Hallo
NewtyNewts: Is it a squid?
matthaus_c: Fish Kingdom
MegaDosX: Card Fishdom
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margieargie: A kingdom of fish!
jacqui_lantern234: Card Kingdom: A Union of Workers
thraximore: :spider:
cmdrud87: spooder
KillThreeRats: feeshes
thefailedbeta: Yay, new button!
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Rourke9: So glad I caught this! I'm so excited for this to be my four years.
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Migelino164: DanDan button when
Mazrae: can dandan do the cancan
MegaDosX: I'd be shocked if Wheeler didn't already own multiple copies of Dandan
baskwalla: DanDan or Don'tDon't
tonks_just_tonks: Does Magic start at 5 life, asking for a friend of a fish?
Mattmitchell45: I heard there has been a Run on Dandan
KharadBanar: Is d
notthepenguins: Wat
cruinard: Is there a deck list command?
KharadBanar: Is Dandan a Jobjob?
MegaDosX: !card dandan
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
TheWriterAleph: dandan revolution
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
cruinard: Decklist!
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whydustin: DANDAN
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jacqui_lantern234: oh! it has Islandhome!
DigitalSeahorse: the Dandan Fishfish
Mattmitchell45: Yeah, Out of Stock for Dandan
Welbog: Dandan's type is Dandan and supertype is Dandan and subtype is Dandan.
matthaus_c: it can be
Pharmacistjudge: Please note dandan is the fish under the boats. Not the boats
cmdrud87: let me guess: there are no islands in that deck
Alas_Babylon: In Dandan, it cancan
Electrodyne: Dandan: Stronger than Jasconius!!!
DigitalSeahorse:
KillThreeRats: I thought you shared graveyard in DanDan too.
MegaDosX: It's a two mana 4/1, that's practically unbeatable
Simriel: What the fuck is Dandan
MegaDosX:
DapperKoala2: @Pharmacistjudge The best ruling I've read this month.
Migelino164: It's a Dandan, just like Uncle Istvan is an Uncle Istvan and you can't change my mind
Alas_Babylon: !card Dandan
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
jacqui_lantern234:
@Pharmacistjudge 1 dan is the fish, the other are the boats 
sirspate: This sounds like a really weird Wizard Tower variant.
Alas_Babylon: One Dan, two Dan, blue Dan, pyroblast Dan
drthvd3r: @Pharmacistjudge But it's DanDan, not DanDanDan
ShifuDaxiongmao:
probably still one of the best cost to power blue creatures 
Manae: When was the last time they released a land-home creature?
MikeProvencher: Happy for Nick Floyd (please don't let him be a Milkshake Duck)
Welbog: Dandan is aggro AF. A 4/1 for 2? Best card ever.
SciFiAIguy: I thought Dandan was shared graveyard also
Pharmacistjudge: But what dandan is best dandan?
accountmadeforants: Wizards really wanted to make Islandhome happen for a bit.
cmdrud87: so, just Sly before people knew how to build sly?
koodooman: just in time for DanielDaniel
DapperKoala2: 120 cards.
rglennon: shared graveyard
saucemaster5000: Hit me with your DanDan DaddyDaddy
Symphoneers:
Gotta buy me dinner before you hit me with your Dandân 
Alas_Babylon: Please don't hit people with your Dandan without their consent
MurphEP:
chaostreader: !card battle of wits
LRRbot: Battle of Wits [3UU] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have 200 or more cards in your library, you win the game.
KharadBanar: Kathleen YES
Desruprot: 15 minutes woah
accountmadeforants: So you've started next year's P/CP now, right?
Welbog: Dan dan dan dan dan
matthaus_c: Dan
sirspate: Fishy Judge's Tower.
ShifuDaxiongmao:
"It is great. It was fun. We will never to THAT again"
Mazrae: dandan do cancan
Alas_Babylon: So anyone who's familiar with (I assume) Arabic that can tell us how the second A is meant to be pronounced?
derschwede5: When will there be another canlander fnpf?
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matthaus_c: which version of Dandân are y'all running? tempo?
Welbog: Why is there no dikdik in MTG?
micalovits: I have custom sleeves for my commanders sooo...
Alas_Babylon: @matthaus_c mono dan Dandan
jacqui_lantern234:
DanDan seems too OP! i call for a BanBan
Austere_Squire: petition for new sleeve design
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 DanDan and BenBen are staples
Pharmacistjudge: Cards are random so shouldn’t matter
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If the deck is properly randomized, it shouldn't matter.
Alas_Babylon: @Welbog Because they retracted the alternate art for Stonecoil Serpent
KillThreeRats: I think the mulligan rules says you can mulligan any hand that doesn't have at least two islands I think.
jacqui_lantern234: today was pretty hot. thankfully i had a FanFan
Decaped: I would like to know if James has played DanDan before.
definenull:
ah so judge tower
Migelino164: It's like Judge's Tower level of "Between Round" formats
virre_: Is Danddan meant to be dandanded when playing dandan as when smurfs smurf?
Pharmacistjudge: Wheeler wants to be on the Dandan Council
koodooman:
@definenull I was about to say the same thing
thraximore: I recently played a version with red/blue spells, only win condition was casting [Thunderous Wrath] 4 times
accountmadeforants: It is the Instant Ramen of control mirrors, it's great
KharadBanar: how "official" are we talking about on that name?
thraximore: !card thunderous wrath
LRRbot: Thunderous Wrath [4RR] | Instant | Thunderous Wrath deals 5 damage to any target. / Miracle {R}
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Alas_Babylon: Oh, this is *spicy*
matthaus_c: it is the tempo Dandân!
margieargie: Uh-oh, don't Brainstorm wrong...
airylan: Mulligan's on Dandan
Nuurgle: Dandan? I love their noodles
baskwalla: Pouty DanDan
MegaDosX: What about Sporty Dandan?
Migelino164: UwUUwU
Mazrae: tempo dandan sounds like cancan or tantan
Alas_Babylon: Adam Savidandan
KillThreeRats: Sexy DanDan ...
definenull: does today's card reader have the fewest # of cards loaded ever? Since it's only one deck with multiples?
DEATHlikescats: ExoticDandan
kujalet: sexy dandan...
Juubbz: On a scale from 1-10 how close is this to Dan-dan noodles?
RaklarLS: Scary DanDan. Posh DanDan...
SpicyNapalm: Posh Dandan, they like the spice girls?
MegaDosX: I suspect few people are /good/ at Dandan
SpicyNapalm: @raklarls just beat me to it!
Migelino164: You're just shuffling a Yorion deck
Mattmitchell45: Eager for more Formats like this to get popular
neisan2112: I really want to build a version where its gravyard stuff and the Fish is Gurmag Angler
GalacticCyrus:
FISH TIME HYPE 
Welbog: Starting with islands. Dangerous.
MrPipboy3000: So is this like wizards tower?
NonUniqueGuy: Fun Luck, have good
sirspate: "Go fish"
YeetTheRich_: Most house rules give you a free mull if you reveal a starting hand with two or less lands fyi
tube_of_glue: sad, dan dan but no ben ben
LastCenturion: Shared graveyard
rglennon: shared graveyard!
Alas_Babylon: @MrPipboy3000 In the very loosest sense of the word
Rourke9: huh, i was sure it was shared graveyard
midnightcurryjazz: GY is shared!
SciFiAIguy: Shared graveyard
kujalet: Shared graveyard!
guacxmole: Shared graveyard!!
RaklarLS: everything is shared
KillThreeRats: Shared graveyard!
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
thraximore: I really want to make a mono-black version of this with graveyard manipulation, things like Gravecrawler and Cult Conscript
Alas_Babylon: Gared Shraveyard
Fruan: I'm pretty sure it's shared graveyard, which makes flashback SPICY
matthaus_c: graved shareyard
arkham1981: shared for sure
couchboyj: Has anyone made an "Opa's Dandan style" joke yet?
SpicyNapalm: Shaved gray yard
KeytarCat: !dandan
RaklarLS: yeah, there's flashback cards that make the decisions much harder
ShifuDaxiongmao:
shared graveyard seems fun for reanimator stuff 
MegaDosX: !card crystal spray
LRRbot: Crystal Spray [2U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
TheWriterAleph: DANDAN!
margieargie: Oh, a Dandan! Wasn't expecting that one!
LRRbot: Piracy Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn. / • Target creature gets +2/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player discards a card.
MegaDosX: Wow.
MurphEP: Portugal the Dan
Alas_Babylon: That's the planplan
Welbog: Shared and order matters, right?
praxisispraxis: Order matters
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
micalovits: Order might matter, depending on list
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kujalet:
LRRbot: Svyelunite Temple | Land | Svyelunite Temple enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {T}, Sacrifice Svyelunite Temple: Add {U}{U}.
Welbog: Danx20
definenull: so 20 dans
geekdroid42: tendans.
MegaDosX: !card svyelun of sea and sky
LRRbot: Svyelun of Sea and Sky [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Merfolk God [3/4] | Svyelun of Sea and Sky has indestructible as long as you control at least two other Merfolk. / Whenever Svyelun attacks, draw a card. / Other Merfolk you control have ward {1}.
guacxmole: Shared yard makes the accumulated knowledges very spicy
Migelino164: Is this the default Harry Becker list?
KharadBanar: The proper plural is Dânsdan
Alas_Babylon: Svyelun might just be one of the most satisfying tongue twisty words to say
Alas_Babylon: Once you get that mouth rhythm, it's kinda neat
Pharmacistjudge: @guacxmole AK counts all graveyards anyway
TheNerdWonder: oh wow. I remember the FE sac lands
Welbog: @KharadBanar whyyyy
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Taveena: I heard it was Dandan time
couchboyj: Island or tapped island go, the format.
boltdabirb:
@kharadbanar 
KeytarCat: If the temple were a modern card, what would change in the text?
KeytarCat: er, how would it rebalance?
thraximore: good choice of art
Scarbble: oh dang, i love that color on kathleen's nails
Marenai: Beautiful nail colour Kathleen!
neisan2112: Those are the exact Islands I have in my Riku deck
thraximore: Love the Ice Age Chris Rush art
couchboyj: It's an island art that *actually* shows an island
LRRbot: Remote Isle | Land | Remote Isle enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {2}
sunncaeks: and yet I don't see any Dans
superdude097: This is the tempo list, yes? Dies it have Accumulated Knowledge or the sorcery version?
Alas_Babylon: @KeytarCat Maybe just not enter tapped; you'd compare it to something like Phyrexian Tower, though being able to tap for colored mana would maybe offset the cost of sacrificing a land over a creature
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
superdude097: That answers my question
lastspartan607: It's only tru Dandan if both players are named Dan
trashyopossum: heck yea dandan!!!!!
KeytarCat: @Alas_Babylon tyty
sunncaeks: Keen for the Benben variant then.
MikeProvencher: @lastspartan607 It's actually a rule of the game that everyone playing is named Dan while they're playing.
Fruan: more cards = more dans
baskwalla: Carry on my wayward James
LithelyUnshod: Shared gy matters for AK
public_key_reveal_party: you can't be wrong if you're drawing cards
LRRbot: Diminishing Returns [2UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library. You exile the top ten cards of your library. Then each player draws up to seven cards.
GalacticCyrus:
lastspartan607: @MikeProvencher Ahh that would explain my confusion
Welbog: Nice
SpicyNapalm: What is the goal? Is there actually a way for you to deal 20 damage?
GalacticCyrus:
nice card advantage
superdude097:
Inb4 exiles all 10 Dandan
definenull: it says draw 7 though
matthaus_c: lmao
jacqui_lantern234: GOTTEM
praxisispraxis: five dandan hits is game
DapperKoala2: Absolutely HOSED
DeM0nFiRe: Would be funny if all 10 dandans got exiled
laikagoat:
lastspartan607: My fav magic streamer is Dan Wheeler
praxisispraxis: thats how you win
Alas_Babylon: @SpicyNapalm All damage is dealt with ten 4/1 creatures in the deck
A_Dub888: You still get to draw cards
MikeProvencher: But now you get to draw 7 cards! Win-win!
Earthenone: banish 10 fish please
Nuurgle: What a Jamers Turn-er of events
Mediocre_Man5: nice carefully sculpted hand you have there Wheeler, it would be a shame if someone shuffled it into the deck
LithelyUnshod: Right. It's the sorc version
MegaDosX: Imagine if James somehow exiles all of the Dandans
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korvys: exile
KirbySliver: All Slivers are now Kirbys in addition to their other types!
Earthenone: those are exciled
spimmmm: exile not mill?
Migelino164: Exiled notably
Dread_Pirate_Westley: RfG, not mill.
LastCenturion: Exile
Welbog: 1 game of Dandan: 2 hourhour
laikagoat: exile
MegaDosX: Of note, they get exiled, not milled
public_key_reveal_party: imagine if the 10 exiled cards were all the dandan's
LastCenturion: Mystic retrieval is where shared graveyard gets interesting. Flashback.
couchboyj: DanDammit!
jundinator: Wtf is dandan
MegaDosX: Didn't James play a land?
Pharmacistjudge: @public_key_reveal_party decking is still real
jacqui_lantern234: DamnDamn DanDan back at it with the white VanVans
sunncaeks:
Downdown 
Desruprot: shared graveyard makes Flashback interesting
LRRbot: Izzet Boilerworks | Land | Izzet Boilerworks enters the battlefield tapped. / When Izzet Boilerworks enters the battlefield, return a land you control to its owner's hand. / {T}: Add {U}{R}.
geekdroid42: 10 dandan's shuffle, 9 dandan's leave.
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LRRbot: Halimar Depths | Land | Halimar Depths enters the battlefield tapped. / When Halimar Depths enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Add {U}.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James played a land already; he played the temple as his 3rd the previous turn.
public_key_reveal_party: @Pharmacistjudge true, but that would be a very long game
cmdrud87: discard?
superdude097: Mini-Index
matthaus_c: ooooh that's a good top 3
Taveena: Mindex.
Mazrae: i saw an island i think
James__Sea: Literally this morning I was thinking "it's amazing LRR hasn't done a DanDan video yet"
bytecaster: @cmdrud87 Should have 7, right?
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
Migelino164: Dandan count: 2
superdude097: 7 plays land to 6, returns land back to 7
TheWriterAleph: the dandan has lan-dan'd
Skyotonic: should'nt of james bounced his island to his boilworks?
margieargie: 3 if you include the one that was exiled
dewrules235: So is DanDan the only creature? Is that the point of is? Try to get one and keep OP off one?
MikeProvencher: Dandân, in this econemy?
tube_of_glue: bring back islandhome!
grgriffin3: Which Dan will Dan first?
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matthaus_c: @Skyotonic he did bounce an island to the boilerworks
MegaDosX: Dandan pointing meme!
CururuGuasu: Dandan 2: The Dandaning
Alas_Babylon: @dewrules235 Yes, but in an 80 card deck there's ten copies
ShifuDaxiongmao: will the real Dandan please stand up?
Mediocre_Man5: mutually assured Dandan
DeM0nFiRe: God dannit
hd_dabnado: sometimes you dan-shouldnt
NewtyNewts: Dandan? Donedone
SpicyNapalm: Dandandandan
Migelino164: Gotta get busy Dandaning, or get busy Dandaning
Skyotonic: @Skyotonic oh ok missed it
couchboyj: Sounds like a button to me
Mazrae: dandan or dandan't
KeytarCat: !advice
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Hangedman: someone carve that into a slice of a tree
Alness49: Dan'd if you do...
ShifuDaxiongmao: You can dandan if you want to, you can leave your friends behind..
jacqui_lantern234: "dandan" has lost meaning to my ears
DapperKoala2: You were so busy wondering where you DanDan, that you didn't stop to think whether you DanShould
bwk789: Will that fit on a pin?
MikeProvencher: I hope the Dandân explosion gets WOTC to reprint Dandân.
MegaDosX: @jacqui_lantern234 Semantic satiation is a heck of a thing
DEATHlikescats:
Rourke9: @Migelino164 or get busy dan-dying
RaklarLS: and when you lose you're dandone.
Scarbble: sometimes you dan, sometimes you dan't
MegaDosX: Dandamage
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dandamaged
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SK__Ren: Dan-dandan dan-dan dan-dandan
DeM0nFiRe: Think you dan, think you dan't: either way you are right
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MurphEP: Danmage
korvys: Danmage
baskwalla: I believe it's DANmage
Juubbz: Can you play this format with different namesake cards? Sayyy like UlamogUlamog?
micalovits: DanDan is a great drinking game, 5 shots each
Alas_Babylon: dan-age
ArmondoSC: so dandan is the only creature in the deck then, thats the idea?
DEATHlikescats:
baskwalla: @ArmondoSC Yes
superdude097: Apparently some people play with 5 prize cards rather than life totals
MegaDosX: Oh dear god
RaklarLS: Lethal Damnmage: the act of hitting with dandan 5 times
Alas_Babylon: @ArmondoSC Ten copies in 80 cards, but yes
definenull: it tickles something in the mtg player brain
MegaDosX: Why do you hate your liver that much?
drthvd3r: Is there a DandanDecklist?
tube_of_glue: dandan pro tour when?
Pharmacistjudge: 5 half shots
NewtyNewts: Fifths of a can
KidAmn: take a shot for every point of combat damage inflicted by a Dandan to a player
MikeProvencher: So Dandân is a Bo3 drinking game then?
lastspartan607: oh each hit is a drink
YeetTheRich_: I have also seen a version with five prize cards instead of life points
niccus: shots of coffee. every hit makes your opponent stronger
cheese_______man: every time you get dan'd you do a nug centurian
saucemaster5000: (eyes beer in fridge for later tonight's beer and dumpling off)
Alness49: Coffee Dan
Sorator13: Is there a strategy here to never play islands so your opponent can never attack? only use nonbasics for mana?
geekdroid42: it needs to be a cocktail with 3 components, one that starts with D, one with A and one with N
flouncy_magooo: Is there a Dandan version of "Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo"?
Kyir: Oh hell yeah Dandan time
KharadBanar: I'm Dan Damaged, and this is Jackass
Haroldholmes25: the classic dandamaged forehead tatoo
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
Sorator13: wait, no, because then *you* can't play dandan, nevermind
margieargie:
I've got my wine out right now, but 5-9 glasses of that might be a bit much
Pharmacistjudge: Has LRR finalized who is going to Minneapolis?
Alas_Babylon: @Sorator13 That would also mean your Dandans can't attack
bwk789: Watching this feeling like brain Danae
DEATHlikescats: Hi damaged, I’m DanDad
MegaDosX: Expressive Iteration at home
couchboyj: Is there a moat in the deck to act as a Dan-Dam to hold back the Dandans?
NewtyNewts: Battle of the DanDans
Mazrae: every dan you take, every dan you make, ill be watching dan
Mr_Horrible:
I believe the word you're after is "quaint"
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
MikeProvencher: There has to be a Dandân variant involving Yargle, right?
Migelino164: Back when legacy Miracles mirrors would have you drawing 6 off of AK, the glory days
Rourke9: oooh fancy
DEATHlikescats: Sounds like Motzart in here…. Dandan Dan Dan…
MegaDosX: Next levelled
MikeProvencher: Dandân...Dandân...DandânDandânDandânDandân
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EMNetwork: @DEATHlikescats i heard it
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DEATHlikescats: Or was that Beethoven?
Mr_Horrible: James you shoulda known, the curse is stronger than ever after yesterday
SK__Ren: "Hi, I'm Johnny Noxville, welcome to Dandan"
MikeProvencher: Has LRR ever played the Emperor format on stream?
thraximore: at worst, predict is nearly just cycling
LRRbot: Unsubstantiate [1U] | Instant | Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.
Scarbble: to your hand hand
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definenull: cancan do the dandan
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
A_Dub888: return dandan to the handan
meepsalot: oooo emperor haven't played that in a long time
cnoz: Predict is funny because in theory you always want to name a basic if it’s blind, but in constructed nobody ever plays 4+ basics in a predict format
niccus: imagine enough support for a graveyard-order-matters dandan
Nydestroyer: dandan aki hermit
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
neisan2112: Oh sweet yall got the STX Mythic arcive one
MikeProvencher: Emperor is my favorite format, but it's so largely unknown these days it makes me said.
ArcOfTheConclave: @niccus in mono black, right?
LoadingReadyRun: @MikeProvencher I don't think so. Showing so many players at once would be a problem
drthvd3r: @drthvd3r Thanks for the list. I'll file it away for the occasional time I want a Magic party game.
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cheese_______man: DanDamage taken
MikeProvencher: @LoadingReadyRun I had a feeling that would be the answer, but I love it so I had to ask. Thanks!
matthaus_c: tempo mirrors are stressful and fun!
Mazrae: wheeler gets wheeler spell, for some reason doesnt sound too wierd
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
bytecaster: Should Wheeler have taken damage when DanDan wasn't bounced, or did I miss something?
cnoz: Could do a YouTube of emperor but seems very hard to do live
DeM0nFiRe:
betazed15: What is the theme of tonight's game?
Migelino164: You may now Dandan the Dandan
matthaus_c: @bytecaster that was eot, not combat
jacqui_lantern234: heheheheheh wheeler said "doo doo"
definenull: hehe wheeler said doodoo
MikeProvencher: Card Kingdom should start selling a Dandân bundle.
dpj2009:
sidney319: I love the white border cards in white sleeves
bytecaster: Thanks!
KillThreeRats: I now pronounce thee Dan and Dan.
UnkeptFlea: to be your lawfully wedded husdand
niccus: @niccus honestly it might be abzan
NewtyNewts: Wow, I didn't realize James and Wheeler were so in sync to name their decks the same thing!
margieargie: Do you take Dandan as your lawfully wedded fish?
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
Alas_Babylon: @betazed15 "Dandan." An 80 card shared deck that contains ten copies of Dandan, a 4/1 from Arabian Nights, and a ton of library manipulation cards
matthaus_c: I'm partial to the Rebecca Guay Memory Lapse
LRRbot: Mystic Retrieval [3U] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / Flashback {2}{R}
betazed15: @Alas_Babylon *blink blink. Thank you!
Mazrae: WAIT!!! Is Daniel part dandan???
LastCenturion: Now wheeler can flashback the mystic retrieval
LRRbot: Unsubstantiate [1U] | Instant | Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Resolve Diminishing returns 6 times and both players lose when they can't draw a full hand.
margieargie: @Mazrae Yes, and part ieliel
LRRbot: Piracy Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn. / • Target creature gets +2/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player discards a card.
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
KeytarCat: @Mazrae I'm pronouncing that Yell-Yell
LoadingReadyRun: Looks like Dandân is quite strong in this format
Mr_Horrible: the Dans diminish
corpocracy: Yo, piracy charm?
James__Sea: Piracy charm is the all star of my mono blue agro pauper deck
Syntheticuh: its a lot to keep track of
Nydestroyer: james it going to hate when he finds out that card he keeps flashing chat is very good
matthaus_c: this is like Constructed Winston
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Mr_Horrible: your brain is aware that it *should* know these things so it's trying to track them
Alas_Babylon: @corpocracy Honestly one of the best choices for a deck like this; all three modes can be relevant
flouncy_magooo: This has no right to be this riveting
NewtyNewts: It unlocks your Friday Nights persona?
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
KeytarCat: Ah, the Autistic urge to remember all the pieces
Blasteg: !dandan
Mattmitchell45: I'm sure all this Dandan is good for your Highlander prep
DeM0nFiRe: @LoadingReadyRun Yeah but every single deck is playing dandan, it will probably be banned soon
accountmadeforants: Piracy Charm my beloved
LRRbot: Diminishing Returns [2UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library. You exile the top ten cards of your library. Then each player draws up to seven cards.
Nydestroyer: that vision charm would have killed all dan dans
Blasteg: I missed the start, what's dandan?
A_Dub888: @LoadingReadyRun banban the dandan?
Larkonus: Accumulated Knowledge - I so so badly wish cards like that worked in EDH.
sniperserpent: oh vision charms busted in this format
matthaus_c: oooh boy they're playing the Vision Charm version
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's still James' turn, and he gets a new hand.
bytecaster: Fish on Fish violence
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hand
sniperserpent: is vision charm the only boardwipe in this list?
couchboyj: everybody if you can-can, hit your opponent with a dandan
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Decaped: yeah, vision charm is the most format warping card in the deck.
Meemitone: excuse me, now that my judges tower is done I've a new project
TheWriterAleph: it's a Drawdraw
Mr_Horrible: the Dans Dwindle
Armstrong11139: Another Dandan in the cancan...
korvys: You're dandone
niccus: you enter combinatorial game theory
sniperserpent: the mill out game is real and fun
NewtyNewts: Last one in the deck has no competition
korvys: Nim
NewtyNewts: Nim!
Mattmitchell45: Mario Party Bowser Balloon?
niccus: it turns into that mario party game where you grab fruits and you don't want the beehive
KharadBanar: it's mario party fruit game
Mattmitchell45: Dangit, Wheelie
Sorator13: I-
Woogachaka: !decklist
public_key_reveal_party: Dandan and Dandan accessories
tube_of_glue: Wotc should re-keyword islandhome smh
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
jwholla: is there a link to the list they're using?
LRRbot: Piracy Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn. / • Target creature gets +2/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player discards a card.
MikeProvencher: WOTC should use Horsemanship in the LOTR set.
SciFiAIguy: I lost it at the KotH joke
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
Mediocre_Man5: dan^2
baskwalla:
Dandan isn't Legendary!!! 
Alness49: The Dandliest of games
Mattmitchell45: The Legend, retold
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NewtyNewts: Quick, sac all your lands James!
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RaklarLS: who will be the dandanest
tube_of_glue: dandandandan? thats illegal!
LRRbot: Metamorphose [1U] | Instant | Put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library. That opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
definenull: anybody made a whoa black betty dandan joke yet?
Sorator13: each time you play dandan, you have to add a dan. so the first dan is dandan, the second is dandandan, etc.
guacxmole: I support Kathleen’s neurodivergent urge to Straighten the Cards
Feriority: I just got here, what is this format? Shared library, lots of dandan, but anything else important?
couchboyj: Dandan predates the legend type, doesn't it? That's the only thing that explains it
Armstrong11139: Piracy Charm is a subtly genius card to include in this format
TheWriterAleph:
LithelyUnshod: !card vision charm
LRRbot: Vision Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target player mills four cards. / • Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn. / • Target artifact phases out.
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Dog_of_Myth:
niccus: hey wait a second
MikeProvencher: My favorite part of this format is that it uses the original Legend rule.
saucemaster5000: Well. FuckFuck
NotCainNorAbel: james is in danger
Larkonus: Dandan, but with a different hat.
twitch_xeo: legally distinct dandan
Alas_Babylon: Againgain
BrowneePoints: Wheeler's got....bigger fish to Fry
KidAmn: dan dan daaaaaan
Migelino164: James is in Dandangerger
MikeProvencher: Perry the Dandân.
Nydestroyer: LOL
LRRbot: Lonely Sandbar | Land | Lonely Sandbar enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {U}
Fruan: Wowwwww
YeetTheRich_: damndamn
MurphEP: Lonely Danbar
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
minibasher_: This is awesome
RaklarLS: how are this many Dandans in one pond? Is there enough food for all of them?
definenull: omg
micalovits: Oh I love this
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Nydestroyer: This format is great
Mr_Horrible: the brains are expanding at an alarming rate
grgriffin3: This is enjoyable
tube_of_glue: SOMEONE is getting this dandan, the question is who
Fruan: This is just blue nonsense, the format
UnkeptFlea: telling time hits 3 dandans
Larkonus: I don't know that I'll ever play this format, but man I love it.
midnightcurryjazz: I love how much kathleen loves this. As a tempo player
KidAmn: Magic as Garfield the Cat intended
definenull: it's like blue player simulator
Cannons_are_an_instrument: This really is the thinking persons mtg
NewtyNewts: Non-counter counterwar
paronomasiac042: this is the high-skill paper magic content i come to this stream for
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, in all seriousness, this is exactly the kind of play pattern shenanigans that blue players are familiar with
bytecaster: This is very funny
Dog_of_Myth: Now you're thinking with layers
KharadBanar: oh no
TiagoToledo:
DeM0nFiRe:
matthaus_c: Dive Down mirrors back in 2018 got wild
PhyrexiasPhinest: gamers
MikeProvencher: Do it. Doooooooooooo it.
NotCainNorAbel:
Blasteg: oh no
Lawblades: wheeler you have to tap for memory lapse
Nydestroyer: how many memory lapses deep are we going
Migelino164: Ah yes, the fabled LapseLapse
MrTulip: wizard battle deluxe
SK__Ren: So, this is why nobody plays the blue mirror
cheese_______man: average blue players
NonUniqueGuy: This is some stack
WiJohn: There's like some crazy conspiracy board in Wheeler's head right now
micalovits: Now we are thinking with magic!
public_key_reveal_party:
?
TiagoToledo:
Wheeler getting Idiot Birded again
SciFiAIguy: And people *drink* while playing this??
Wonderdoc: Has wheeler payed for his lapse?
Mattmitchell45: This is Mental Magic made manifest
Lawblades: wheeler no!!!
laikagoat: didnt tap for the first one
PhyrexiasPhinest: gamers gamers gamers
flouncy_magooo: Dandan as Richard Garfield indandand
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
definenull: HAH
minibasher_: YES!
Haroldholmes25:
TiagoToledo: KEKW
MikeProvencher: Incrdible.
DeM0nFiRe: lmao this is amazing
thraximore:
matthaus_c: HELL YEAH
lemoncassidy: HAHAHA
NewtyNewts:
lion_byte: WOOOOO
matthaus_c: blue magic!
Sorator13:
sidney319: @Wonderdoc dont think so
Armstrong11139: Unreal
grgriffin3: That's goddamn incredible
MrTulip: Aaaaaaahhhhhh
A_Dub888: POWERFUL! MAGIC!
Mr_Horrible: I feel like this is contractually required to happen at least once per DanDan game
DEATHlikescats: The utter shenanigans
YeetTheRich_: 6Head
TheWriterAleph: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 5:41 PM
RhysticStudies: YES
Mr_Bitterness: Hey look, a Memory Lapse!
Iam3DHomer: I love the stack
TiagoToledo: HI HIGHLIGHT REEL
boonf: a pair of forgetful wizards
PhyrexiasPhinest: Im blue dabadi dabadie
Zjivarra: What is this format?
LRRbot: Metamorphose [1U] | Instant | Put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library. That opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
Mediocre_Man5: @boonf trying to figure out what time it is
BrowneePoints: Dandan @Zjivarra
TheWriterAleph: now this is a format
thraximore: now THAT'S what I call magic
grgriffin3: Not dying is a key part of playing Magic.
Kyir: This format rules
airylan: I liked that stack
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
Kyir: I could watch this every day
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NewtyNewts: Now THIS is pod racing
BrowneePoints: It's a great format to learn how a stack works and to work on your memory
SquareDotCube: Dandan time all the time
DeM0nFiRe: @Zjivarra Dandan, they play from a shared library + graveyard, only creature is dandan, most of the other spells do shenanigans with putting stuff back on top of the lubrary and drawing cards
Mr_Horrible: some Dandansanity
Symphoneers: Powerful and/or ridiculous magic.
Blasteg: where did this format came from?
Nuurgle: bored nerds
KillThreeRats: Oh hey Sam's here. Hey @RhysticStudies !
micalovits: Some very old random Forum post
cheese_______man: I'm a prolific deck straightener. I have a problem.
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
Natedogg2: Wham bam thank you Dandan
NonUniqueGuy: Probably some guy named Dan made it up
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
MikeProvencher: Out of curiosity, how many people here have played the Emperor format?
matthaus_c: @Blasteg a very old forum post from a very creative player
Dog_of_Myth: @Blasteg There is a very good RhysticStudies video about Dandan on Youtube.
definenull: dueling dandans
James__Sea: @blasteg you gotta watch rustic studies video on it!
DeM0nFiRe: Rhystic Studies (who is in chat right now) has a good video about dandan and where it came from
Dumori: It's a vintage format idea IIRC guy who made it made the first one in like 96
Armstrong11139: Dandan, aka, "If you thought you were Brainstorming wrong before..."
LRRbot: Ray of Command [3U] | Instant | Untap target creature an opponent controls and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. When you lose control of the creature, tap it.
DeM0nFiRe:
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MAPBoardgames: Dan da-dandan dadadadaadaaaan!
Mr_Horrible: the Dan Defects
narset6691: dandandefection
definenull: there's act of treason in blue?
MrTulip: that's such a bomb
NewtyNewts: Destroy all Islands!
midnightcurryjazz: Wheeler is very excited. I am too
narset6691: @definenull its olllddddd and pricey i think
definenull:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I would believe you, because it is true.
Decaped: I was a bit disappointed Rhystic Studies didn't track down the original creator of the format.
LRRbot: Supplant Form [4UU] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. You create a token that's a copy of that creature.
GunnarWuher: Woooo DanDan! Miss you all. I'm at a prerelease and will catch the VOD. See ya in Minneapolis!
Gascitygaming: Someone add that to quotes lol
couchboyj: Dandan dopple-dan
IshtarsDonut: Ooh supplant form is a sick dandam card
DeM0nFiRe:
now the sleeve is literally describing itself
Sorator13: token dandan!
TheThirdTail: 'Sup, Plant Form?
PhyrexiasPhinest: 10 that we can see...
laundreydhull: What- is dat!?
MAPBoardgames: These are cards from when I used to play
Mr_Horrible: this is essentially Dredge, but as a card game
Iam3DHomer: This is were Goku fishes
thraximore: they're basically very large koi
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
Mattmitchell45: @definenull It got some reprints. Including Duel Deck Jace vs Vraska
micalovits: Brainstorm is a reason to keep it in hand
PhyrexiasPhinest: that's a dan don't
SerGarretCameron: I think that the problem is that they keep forgetting that there's 10 Dandan's here.
matthaus_c: that graveyard is gonna be a spiral soon enough
dweebert91: This isn't a very shared graveyard
Lysander_salamander: What is Dandan?
Sorator13: @SerGarretCameron That might be related to the two blue mages fighting to the death nearby
LRRbot: Crystal Spray [2U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. / Draw a card.
Dog_of_Myth: That does it
MikeProvencher: Wheeler is kind of hogging the graveyard.
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cthulhudude23: Love me some dandan. So glad I foiled it this past fall when it didn't cost a million
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Taveena: good dan
cthulhudude23: Love me some dandan. So glad I foiled it this past fall when it didn't cost a million
bytecaster: Weird murder, but okay
Haroldholmes25: the curse strikes again
Mattmitchell45: We need a Dandan Command
KeytarCat: what a format!
yalc321: Well dan
DeM0nFiRe: Such a cool format
tube_of_glue: foresthome!
pyro_asc: GoodGood GameGame
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
saucemaster5000: this format rules
NotCainNorAbel: that was a blast
margieargie: Got Dandaned
Mr_Horrible: a DanDan on LandLand
baskwalla:
Winner shuffles 
PlantOnTwitch:
holy f it's dandan 
NewtyNewts: Word of Dandanmand
BrowneePoints: You're HOOKED
Kyir: Time for North Dandan podcast
BrowneePoints:
megamaduo: dandan for forests is when it actually IS the boats
hd_dabnado: wheeler when are you making the hat rack version?
as_ever_ellesandra: Foils are 50 dollars
spazywakjob: 30 usd
laundreydhull: so.....
Burzolog: The price of Crystal Spray has spiked hugely because it's awesome in this format and literally garbage everywhere else.
grgriffin3: That's NUTS
Dog_of_Myth:
@BrowneePoints
margieargie: I'll bet the price spiked recently
QuixoticScrivener: Wheeler turned Dandan into a land fish, and it drowned.
laundreydhull: !dandan
couchboyj: What about the german version, der dandan
Zjivarra: So I’ve done something similar with a single deck. It’s fun.
MikeProvencher: Someone make YargleYargle.
laundreydhull: !card dan
LRRbot: Found 192 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
public_key_reveal_party: 25$ on card kingdom currently
as_ever_ellesandra: the OG artist makes tokens on his website they're Amazing
philippekav: sweet
Dog_of_Myth: Ooooh nice
sidney319: white boarder dandans only
Mr_Horrible: DanCounterDan
definenull: PCP!
shendaras:
thraximore: let's gooooo
Mr_Horrible: oh right
definenull: continuity!
dabudder: love me some pcp
TheWriterAleph: they're back!
zed_alpha: oh no, I forgot about Wheeler's tooth beard
Haroldholmes25: continuity!
dewrules235: Good news Wheeler, they’re only $16 usd
Burlapple: why is this not called Dandan revolution?
CururuGuasu: Dandan puntpunt
guacxmole: Paul should change the overlay text to Dandan Fightfight
Zjivarra: Just proxy lol. No one is gonna pay 25 dollars for dandans
laundreydhull:
CururuGuasu: Teethteeth
Dog_of_Myth: Egg
MikeProvencher: March of the Machine: The set that lets you crack eggs like a TikTok For You Page.
laundreydhull: aw, *gags* that UN card looked atrocious....
laundreydhull:
Haha, 
definenull: whoah
micalovits: lol
Dog_of_Myth:
definenull: that was just the preamble?!?
coachNelly: I’m in a loud elementary school dance rn but I’m imagining this sounds hilarious great work everyone
thraximore:
neisan2112: YOOOOO
NewtyNewts: Nice title!
dabudder: lmao i can tell why this took too long
definenull: guests!!
Mr_Horrible:
grgriffin3: Oh SNAP
BrowneePoints: GLHF CROSSOVER
BrowneePoints: as DRINVALA!
thraximore:
lightfut: Meghan and Maria!!
Mattmitchell45: Phyrexian Hot Dish!!!
laundreydhull: who is them supposedly?!
Orxolon: hahahahha
neisan2112: Meg and Maria lets gooo
public_key_reveal_party: I know those voices!
Orxolon: roommates
meepsalot: Arabian Nights had a very small print run, so everything is quite expensive
grgriffin3: The Motto of the Internet
sidney319: old but it was like last set
thraximore: the OG
Mattmitchell45: Love that Plaguelord
grgriffin3: If ya smeelllllllll
neisan2112: Oh hey its The Rock
SK__Ren: Dwane!
Sorator13:
silv3r_54:
definenull: your ability? MY ability
Dog_of_Myth: Oh snap
silv3r_54: D: damn
public_key_reveal_party:
laundreydhull: ?!
thraximore: dayum
grgriffin3: The DURK
neisan2112: Wait that flavor text was from the Bible
micalovits: Ouch
thraximore: OOOh
MikeProvencher: I feel like I'm being bullied...
Alas_Babylon: @neisan2112 Quite a few older cards had excerpts from things like Shakespeare and the Bible
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sidney319: double deathrattle, sweet
matthaus_c: horses aren't even real
definenull:
thraximore:
public_key_reveal_party: Oh my god
silv3r_54:
laundreydhull:
Why so pained ?
josh___something: i love this
hd_dabnado: love obstinate baloth
definenull: the audio fade 👌
TheWriterAleph:
omg the card viewer
laundreydhull: Booooo(...??)
laundreydhull: ha.
neisan2112:
grgriffin3: Good question, Wheeler
Desruprot: ha
laundreydhull: OH, u ducks!!
thraximore:
grgriffin3: Kin....ky?
silv3r_54:
MikeProvencher: Roommates! They're roommates!
Alas_Babylon: o3o
definenull: it just keeps going!
baskwalla: This is so good
Mattmitchell45: They travel like Baba Yaga
circusofkirkus:
MikeProvencher: YARGLE!
MurphEP: oh no
CururuGuasu: Come on Yargle!
laikagoat: the lad!
zed_alpha: YYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEES
TheWriterAleph: it's yargin time!
micalovits: Yargle! Yeeeees!
A_Dub888: oh heck
NewtyNewts: Yurg
Syntheticuh: THE LAD
definenull: its the boy!
grgriffin3: THEY BOY
Dog_of_Myth: Yargle!!!
Lysander_salamander: yay
laikagoat:
public_key_reveal_party: YARGLE!
zed_alpha: HE CAME TO BARGLE
Nuurgle: get Yarged on
margieargie: Uhoh, did they bargle with Yargle?
thraximore:
Lysander_salamander: ribbit
Desruprot: ribbit
MikeProvencher: That's not Snake Basket...
laikagoat: never!
Syntheticuh:
Syntheticuh: LOOOOL
Dog_of_Myth:
micalovits: Oh god this is amazing
thraximore:
niccus: this is surprisingly unhelpful
grgriffin3: He's so articulate!
definenull:
margieargie: Well said
laundreydhull:
Scarbble: that's a good wisdom
silv3r_54:
what
neisan2112: That's a lot of development
korvys: I'm making a guess - Yargle is Wheeler
philippekav: is that Ben ?
Khalstrom: That's a good wisdom.
zed_alpha: I'd never thought i'd laugh this hard at someone going "Bwabwahwahwahwahpbbllt!" into a microphone
definenull: graham!
NewtyNewts: Froggify
grgriffin3: Hey G!
silv3r_54: hahahahah
laundreydhull:
That's 
line....
laikagoat: more frogs
Mattmitchell45: Of course
artemi7: Holy heck, how long is this? This is the most epic C/CP lol
thraximore:
sucks 
Haroldholmes25:
laikagoat:
MikeProvencher: Innistrad doesn't know horror like Lorwyn knows horror.
Desruprot:
Mattmitchell45: Choice
BrowneePoints: HAHA
Dog_of_Myth: Cue other frog
laundreydhull: Huh.
neisan2112: WE"RE JUST NORMAL MEN
BrowneePoints: THE MEME
Syntheticuh: PLEASE GITROG YESSSSS
Rourke9: we're just normal men!
silv3r_54: gitrog
corpocracy: HAH
neisan2112: YEEEESS
VazSun: They're just innocent men
thraximore: beautiful
Syntheticuh: im so happy right now \o/
definenull: GITROG x2!
zed_alpha: That's a whole lotta frog
coachNelly: Just ordinary men
Lysander_salamander: yay more frogs
laikagoat:
couchboyj: Thalia and Thalia!
neisan2112: So many frogs!
CururuGuasu: More frog! More frog!
grgriffin3: Wheeler's having a fangasm
MurphEP: "Nelson, shut up." LOL
Lysander_salamander: I like how there's teamups in the legendary cards for this block
thraximore: wheeler playing the part of you know who
Rourke9: oh my god
Syntheticuh: LOOOL
laikagoat:
silv3r_54:
NewtyNewts: Uh oh
Rourke9: this is great
Dog_of_Myth:
hi_im_emily: wheeler please
MikeProvencher: "Would you sign my teeth, or spit on them" is the quote of the year.
frogomb: Love all the frog love. Best episode ever
neisan2112: I'm fucking dying
TiagoToledo:
Just spit on them
silv3r_54: mommy D:
MurphEP:
Syntheticuh: "would you sign my teeth, or spit on them?" is a future line in a "real or fake quote" segment on lrr live
NotCainNorAbel: he said the thing!
definenull: no wonder this cpc took longer to release
lysozyme: Please could someone tell me what is dandan fight night? Will this be a commander game?
LithelyUnshod: Tappy?
BrowneePoints: Tappy
public_key_reveal_party: Oh, I recognize that voice too!
Scarbble: frogress
paronomasiac042: frogress
SK__Ren: Frogress?
BrowneePoints: (I think)
Nuurgle: thanks, I hate it
thraximore: preach
paronomasiac042: lawl
grgriffin3: Based Norn
Alas_Babylon: @lysozyme super quick: no. Slightly less quick: 80 card shared deck with ten Dandans and seventy blue spells that manipulate library or board state
MikeProvencher: Ellie is....based?
definenull: ooh burn
artemi7: @lysozyme Dandan is a unique format of two players using a single, 80 card deck
thraximore:
VazSun: OOF
MrQBear: This is amazing.
Sorator13:
Ahryk_VT: This is amazing
rabbitgta: Elon did that for me
neisan2112: AHAHA
lysozyme: Interesting, sounds fun! Thanks!
baskwalla: Oh it's Tappy, yay
MurphEP: Kathleen.
lysozyme: What is a dandan?
micalovits: Queen mommy steppy, oh god
MikeProvencher: Queen MommySteppy.
Alas_Babylon: !card Dandan
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
NewtyNewts: Oh Kathleen
aitsu100: yay Tappy toe claws as Norn
lysozyme: Ahh
definenull: oofa
lysozyme: Cheers!
Dog_of_Myth: Too real
Welbog: Deep cuts
lightfut: LMAO this script
stevefromdetroit: that a-tracks-a
DeM0nFiRe:
HesGotNoPants: What I'm watching?
plundypops: Trickledown oilnomics
sidney319: @HesGotNoPants ad break ig
MikeProvencher: Quick, ask for some Jet skies!
thraximore: @HesGotNoPants art
Jake_The_Pirate: love how much just volume Tappy gets here.
Rourke9: @HesGotNoPants art
definenull: oh no
neisan2112: LMAO
Alas_Babylon: o3o;;
laikagoat:
definenull: stupid sexy oko?
stevefromdetroit: same thing wheeler
MrQBear: HA
grgriffin3: I've seen that on Deviantart
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahaha
neisan2112: RIP
midnightcurryjazz: stomp
Scarbble: steppy
silv3r_54: stomp
dabudder: LMAO
thraximore: well done
NewtyNewts: steppy
TheWriterAleph: yay the monty python ending!
aitsu100: lol
zed_alpha: thump
airylan: Stmp
Alas_Babylon: !card Bonecrusher Giant
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
laikagoat: adam was yargle?
margieargie: It's...
Symphoneers:
Big steppy 
dabudder: bonecrusher strikes again
Iam3DHomer: haha
electra310: lmao
Mattmitchell45: One Steppy to another
meepsalot: perfect
DEATHlikescats: Centaurworld reference?’
korvys: Hey, they got stepped on
Cannons_are_an_instrument: The Monty Python Ending
Juliamon: of COURSE Adam was Yargle
schokobeau: get Monty Pythoned
hd_dabnado: love the monty python ending
hd_dabnado: good shit
Graham_LRR: Adam was Yargle, yes
Alas_Babylon: 10/10 no notes
neisan2112: Holy shit that was amazing
Mr_Horrible: oh that's too perfect
josh___something: Blessed Adam
lightfut: Beautiful
A_Dub888: !findquote teeth
LRRbot: Quote #4780: "His teeth are champions. He is not." —Adam [2018-03-13]
thraximore:
grgriffin3: Legendary
Graham_LRR: Amazing
matthaus_c: A+
micalovits: That was pretty great
Dromos_GHG: Hell yeah
Dog_of_Myth: That was awesome
corpocracy:
Feriority: Glorious
MurphEP: That was so good!!!
NewtyNewts: Good show
baskwalla: Kathleen that was great, thank you
Mr_Bitterness:
thraximore: what a quote, too
stevefromdetroit: * chefs kiss* no notes
dabudder: incredible
arkham1981: Outstanding
bytecaster: That was very fun!
electra310: Lotta TEETH
KeytarCat: Heck yeah~!
Mattmitchell45: Surprised no Thalia voice lines....so stoic
lysozyme: I love tapp
Featherweight_: Haza
Mr_Horrible: 10/10 no notes
Jake_The_Pirate: beautiful work
RaklarLS: 10/10
DeM0nFiRe:
airylan: well done, that was very fun
josh___something: this was great holy moly
Syntheticuh: 10/10
lirazel64: Wow.
definenull: this was 100% worth the wait
neisan2112: 100)% worth the wait
zed_alpha: @Graham_LRR could you let him know his delivery made me snort black cherry soda
Ohpea: Wonderful!
matthaus_c: Everybody Loved That
zed_alpha: That was amazing
lysozyme: I love tappytoeclaws
thraximore: 💯
Sorator13: phenomenal
WellFedGames: So good!
zed_alpha: That made me laugh so hard I can't bloody see
Wonderdoc: Aight who is gonna add the spit on my teeth joke into the quotes DB?
Fruan: P/CP just gets more unhinged every time, and I love it.
stevefromdetroit: several people typing
MikeProvencher: The lasting thing I took away from that was, "Can you sign my teeth? ...or spit on them?"
frogomb: 10/5
KharadBanar: @Wonderdoc or maybe !badadvice
definenull: more like 18/6
bytecaster: @MikeProvencher It is important for every story to a have central moral after all.
Mattmitchell45: @frogomb be careful blocking Yargle and Multani
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I give it either 18/6 or 4/4.
Wonderdoc: @kharadbanar works just as well good thinking
corpocracy: Everytime I think I've seen the best possible Punt/Counterpunt you all make an even better one. Amazing work!
DEATHlikescats: Worth the time it took to make! Great job 👏
MikeProvencher: @bytecaster I'm just glad I finally have some sage wisdom to impart to my grandchildren on my deathbed.
stevefromdetroit: i'm working on a Yargle and multani "golgari good stuff" deck and i'm so happy
Riiiiiiis: How goes the DanDan?
Ohpea: where do those animations get posted on youtube?
YTfriendofsquirrel: based
Earthenone: wheeler won game 1, kathleen and alex are on deck
lirazel64: Trickle-down perfection theory confirmed.
KharadBanar: @Riiiiiiis the entire crew just got compleated, so a normal friday I'd say
bytecaster: @Riiiiiiis I'd say it's pretty FunFun
Sorator13: @Riiiiiiis hey, the crew got compleated *last* set
Riiiiiiis:
NiceNice 
bytecaster: @Riiiiiiis Exactly, this time they just get stepped on, and not even by Queen Mommy Steppy.
Sorator13: yeah, she outsourced it
Dog_of_Myth:
neisan2112: Also Tappy was the perfect person to play Elesh Norn
NewtyNewts: Hallo
laundreydhull: ch-ellos
Jake_The_Pirate: @ohpea on the lrrmtg YouTube channel
bytecaster: I mean, stomp is only 2 mana. That is very affordable.
grgriffin3: Oh snap it's an Alex
guacxmole: Damn, Alex is looking so good!
cheese_______man: LETS GO ALEX TIME
MAPBoardgames: Dan^2
NUTSOFODEN: I know theres other lists like this, anyone know if there's a monoblack Grislebrandbrand list?
QuixoticScrivener: Sorry, who did what voices on PCP?
DigitalSeahorse:
laundreydhull: Dan, The Squared
thraximore:
an alex!! 
PlantOnTwitch: which version of dandan is this btw?
NewtyNewts: Gluhf
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I prefer to be a 0/0 that gains me/me under certain circumstances
neisan2112: @NUTSOFODEN I'm attempting to put together a UB one with grave stuff and Gurmag Anglers as the fish
matthaus_c: @PlantOnTwitch tempo, with Accumulated Knowledge and Vision Charm
LRRbot: Thought Scour [U] | Instant | Target player mills two cards. / Draw a card.
dewrules235: @loadingreadyrun Paul is this not Round 2 now?
paronomasiac042: where is that art from, it's beautiful
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
bytecaster: The DanDan on curve
MAPBoardgames: !findquote fish
LRRbot: Quote #731: "If we can do the fish jump, we can do ANYTHING!" —James [2015-09-24]
Scarbble: i'm really curious what shade of green that is on kathleen's nails, it's gorgeous
NarishmaReborn: dreadmaw dot dec
Earthenone: i want to see this with only morph creatures instead of dandans
thraximore: I saw a mono black one with Ichorids/Nether Shadows
RaklarLS: Break open and Blistering Firecat, make it happen!
IzlanntheLion: Green could do a mulch one
cheese_______man: Hey wheeler, how are you doing today???
bytecaster: Each one with different text
Zath_: UW is just Reflecting Mages
couchboyj: 10 Questing Beasts and the old legend rule
twitch_xeo: 4 Danage
matthaus_c: the green version is 10 Groundbreakers
NewtyNewts: Blue is the mill/anti-mill deck, Red is the shock/haste deck... what're the other colours?
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
LordSaphni: their is a black Dandan using Ichorid and sacrifice/gy management
couchboyj: White is all banding cards
thraximore: @NewtyNewts Ichorid/Nether Shadow/Ashen Ghoul
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couchboyj: White with banding cards, format is called BandBand
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
NewtyNewts: @NewtyNewts Sorry... not familiar with those cards. What sort of mechanic is that?
Ohpea: !card animate library
LRRbot: Animate Library [4UU] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant your library / Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library. / If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.
LRRbot: Unsubstantiate [1U] | Instant | Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.
twitch_xeo: no no, wrong format to draw Steppe
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
margieargie: You're Daned if you do, daned if you don't...
rogerivany: Danned if you do, Danned if you don't
Veraphage: I get knocked dan, but i get up again.
neisan2112: God I love that lapse art
Sorator13: I get dan, but I dandan again; can't ever keep me dan
Natedogg2: Unsun-dan-tiated
LRRbot: Halimar Depths | Land | Halimar Depths enters the battlefield tapped. / When Halimar Depths enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Add {U}.
ShaneLeeAtk: !dandan
SK__Ren: Dandanball Run
cheese_______man: @LoadingReadyRun How is your guy's days today? really hoping well!
bytecaster: Daniel D. Daniel
ArkhamArchivist: Dan^2
matthaus_c: DanielDâniel
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
couchboyj: Danforth Danforth
Sorator13: I'm a dapper dandan man!
RaklarLS: isldans
baskwalla: Daniel Bartholemu Daniel!!
Mazrae: Dandan woah Dan da dan...(trying to make it sound like black betty)
Iam3DHomer: Danthanial Dannington
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
artemi7: Did they put a copy of their list anywhere? Are they using the standard Dandan list?
LRRbot: Lonely Sandbar | Land | Lonely Sandbar enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {U}
Juliamon: I just got here in time for p/cp so I don't know if the command was updated
Juliamon: !decks
Juliamon: ok no it wasn't
frogomb: Dandan Day Lewis
Fruan: That was rad
Natedogg2: This is powerful Magic.
artemi7:
@Juliamon
RaklarLS: loneley sdanbar
TheKingWiggins: Is this why Dandan is sold out everywhere?
NewtyNewts: Dan-sing
matthaus_c: @TheKingWiggins yes
SK__Ren: Is this Dandan or RUmmy
Ohpea: Where is the 100 card variant DanadianDanlander
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
matthaus_c: one time no Vision Charm
IzlanntheLion: Gorilla Pack
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NewtyNewts: DanDanLandLander
Mazrae: oh no not the double dandan
Sorator13: dual-wielding dandans sounds illegal
LRRbot: Halimar Depths | Land | Halimar Depths enters the battlefield tapped. / When Halimar Depths enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Add {U}.
silv3r_54: banban: its all Oko's
Veraphage: Red could be Torbranbran
Dmc3628: power wielding Dan Dans
frogomb: DaDan train. Fish Fish
Earthenone:
mono red should have only burn cards that deal damage to multiple targets
Dumori: Also we missed out on Benben and Dandan in MAN
Nuurgle: KikiJiki, but the only creatures are KikiJiki
Juliamon: there, command updated
ArkhamArchivist: Benben, mountains, and fireblasts
thraximore: @Nuurgle so, a bunch of 5 mana 2/2s
thraximore: with haste
thraximore: and no other text
Zath_: ♫ Dan dan dan, dan d dan dan d dan ♫
CururuGuasu: Baby Dan dan
Migelino164: The green version is just MawMaw, with Colossal Dreadmaws and ramp effects
couchboyj: 20 Benalish Heroes, 25 planes, 15 combat tricks.
artemi7: I can't belive James didn't spring out for Arabian Nights DanDans
matthaus_c: ahh Vision Charm
LRRbot: Crystal Spray [2U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
matthaus_c:
not a Vision Charm, need my eyes checked 
Jovh11: I would like to see a Mono Red version of this with Varchild's War Riders
NewtyNewts: 120bpm
hd_dabnado: "mono red tempo"
Earthenone: i assume someone just broke a clock over their head
DeM0nFiRe: I am super dumb, for a second I was like "Oh Kathleen accidentally grabbed one of alex's cards to shuffle into her deck"
Sorator13: it involved blunt force trauma
midnightcurryjazz: I love tempo
Decaped: The trouble with other colors is that there's nothing obvious to replace the card draw manipulation part that's the core of this game.
matthaus_c: Tempo is Midrange on rollerblades
korvys: And dandidn't
CururuGuasu: Red with just Fireball and redirect target effects
Symphoneers:
Tempo's all about Dandân, got it
NewtyNewts: Oh yeah, Red redirect/chaos spells
IzlanntheLion: Green version of the format: Gorilla Pack
margieargie:
matthaus_c: give me the Red version that's ForkFork
micalovits: That sounded so sarcastic
artemi7: I do want to eventually build a DanDan deck for each color. Maybe a colorless one too...?
Decaped: Black could replace it with graveyard manipulation, so it turns more into an open information game.
frogomb: Do the Dandandan, if you can can can
margieargie: "Playing Dandan, huh? Cool, yeah, cool..."
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
KharadBanar: d
LRRbot: Vision Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target player mills four cards. / • Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn. / • Target artifact phases out.
NewtyNewts: Did kathleen draw?
MrTulip: and a lot of sacred foundries
Ponkaton: Missed a draw
MrTulip: which become quite interesting
BizCazh: Kathleen missed draw step
Sorator13: wrath of dandan
din0brando: Wrath of cod
LRRbot: Crystal Spray [2U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. / Draw a card.
silv3r_54:
dandan has been errata'd to fish 
I prefer Summon Dandan
definenull: *sad fish noises*
lion_byte: strictly dan(dan)
Ohpea: A green version of all ramp, dorks and 10 copies of walking ballista
MAPBoardgames: PaDanDanic?
KeytarCat: I like how we just know crystal spray is dandan removal
NewtyNewts: Strictly Come DanDancing
thraximore: a 2/2 for R is *strictly better* than a 2/2 for 1R
LurkerSpine: e.g., lightning bolt vs lightning strike
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
Angreed66: there are no strictly worse cards then
hd_dabnado: D:
Gascitygaming:
that was an awkward time for my stream to stutter
matthaus_c: we can't see it but there's a Kurosawa blood spray out of Wheeler's neck right now
James_the_Dabbler: Dan did
Fruan: @LurkerSpine Chalice of the Void on 1 - Lightning Strike is better.
KharadBanar: @Gascitygaming (insert "to be continued" meme)
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
Earthenone: lightning bolt gets countered by mental mistep though
hd_dabnado: damn daniel
LRRbot: Vision Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target player mills four cards. / • Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn. / • Target artifact phases out.
Alas_Babylon: Colorless variant where the only creature is Walking Ballista
mollyjames_: bolt is strictly better than shock until you're at 3, your opponent's at 2, and they have Redirect
Zath_: I like how Wheeler says "35 year old in the audience" like he's not just talking about himself
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
cheese_______man: I would love a counter of how many time "Dandan" has been said and will be said in this stream.
HarmonisedMelody: Damn Fandaniel
Sorator13: now I'm thinking about Dandan as a pokemon that speaks solely by saying its name
NUTSOFODEN: Nether Shadow could be an interesting DanDan
NewtyNewts: One mana wrath. Powerful
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
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TrueNateNemesis: kathleen couldn't have cycled sandbar - all islands weren't islands
artemi7: @Alas_Babylon i'm super down for a colorless version of Dandan
bytecaster: @Alas_Babylon The only creature is Emrakul
LRRbot: Halimar Depths | Land | Halimar Depths enters the battlefield tapped. / When Halimar Depths enters the battlefield, look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. / {T}: Add {U}.
neisan2112: Like Remanding your Grapeshot
LithelyUnshod: @TrueNateNemesis She would have just needed to tap before the Charm resolved
matthaus_c: Memory Lapse countering a 1 drop on turn 18 is really strong
Dmc3628: we witnessed that in the earlier match
DigitalSeahorse:
3 dreadnaughts at once is a wee bit overwhelming
Nydestroyer: smh my head
Fruan: "Counter target spell, your opponent doesn't have a chance to draw an answer next turn" can be BACK BREAKING.
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
NewtyNewts: Ya like jazz?
couchboyj: have we had a predictpredict yet?
margieargie: 10d chess time
MillerDark: You don't name your prediction until the card resolves
NarishmaReborn: ^
DigitalSeahorse: I need a serotonin button
guacxmole: You don’t name a card until predict resolves yeah
Sorator13: I would think the prediction is made & checked during resolution, yeah
Pharmacistjudge: Predict is on resolution. You get to choose again
Natedogg2: You don't choose a card name with Predict until it's resolving (and too late to interact)
margieargie: (10d because the deck has 10 dandans)
artemi7: It's throwing me off that the deck is upside down from our perspective lol
guacxmole: Oh hey new button idea, it just says “serotonin”
DigitalSeahorse: *noms vitamin D3*
Zath_: What happens if you play Judge's Tower with a Dandan deck?
NewtyNewts: Now is when things get interesting.
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
matthaus_c: punish me
couchboyj: Judge's Dandan? Dandan's Tower?
drcthulu: rattle the cage
NewtyNewts: Touch grace
Blasteg: telling time looks very strong?
Sorator13: does touching my herb garden count?
Williams4jesus: Judges Tower Dandan sounds fun....
MrBook82: Is it bad that I want to make a Jotun Grunt version of this?
hd_dabnado: BeejBeej?
midnightcurryjazz: who is herb and why are you growing them
Earthenone: could be for specilized dan dan judges
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
MAPBoardgames: Don't touch Herb unless he okays it
Natedogg2: But you don't generally have lands in your Judge's Tower, so DanDan won't live for very long.
Pharmacistjudge: And does Herb consent?
Nuurgle: how about Chat Judge's Tower where you just make up what you think the card does?
LRRbot: Diminishing Returns [2UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library. You exile the top ten cards of your library. Then each player draws up to seven cards.
Decaped: I'm imagining a black version of this where the entire library starts in an ordered graveyard
Williams4jesus: Dandan Beejlander?
NewtyNewts: Would you sac Dandan immediately because you don't control Islands in Judge's Tower?
Mattmitchell45: Trying think of another use for Decaying Soil
artemi7: @MrBook82 thats the white version, yeah?
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse: Go Fish
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
NewtyNewts: First dan on the board
SK__Ren: Dandan! Obliterate!
guacxmole: Yay!! Finally the fish forgot
DigitalSeahorse: nice
KLubSee:
showed some of my new to commander friends Friday Nights, they found it hilarious 
miltank_drink: Dan Dan so good
Williams4jesus: !findquote fish
LRRbot: Quote #3121: "They don't have tails. They look weird. They look like a fish that stopped... loading..." —Julie, about sunfish [2016-08-05]
bytecaster: We call this one the "BrainStorm"
DreamyPants: Wheeler winning the secret subgame of "who can say Dandan the most"
ArkhamArchivist: Just one Dig Through Time, I can handle it, I swear
Pharmacistjudge: Whoa whoa. Preordain is restricted
DigitalSeahorse: "I'm BlueBlue ladadeedadye..."
matthaus_c: come on man I really need a Probe here
Sorator13: @matthaus_c uhhh
Mr_Bitterness: Wouldn't it be accurate to say teh first Gitaxian Probe is free
neisan2112:
@matthaus_c 
TheKingWiggins: Ancestral Vision, Strictly better Treasure cruise confirmed
ArkhamArchivist: I kinda want to see a Brainstorm in response to a Telling Time now
miltank_drink: For those of you who have not played DanDan before, Alex's land advantage is insane.
MrBook82: @MrBook82 Yep
LRRbot: Mystic Sanctuary | Land — Island | Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Islands. / When Mystic Sanctuary enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library.
Earthenone: ray of command gives haste
holdenpi: this is a great format, in less than a minute, I understood the objective and the fun strategies that can result
bytecaster: Only in DanDan commander
SongsFromMyGoat: Why do I keep seeing Dandan come up this week
PlantOnTwitch: !ray of command
matthaus_c: @SongsFromMyGoat Philly
MrBook82: Is the red version Veteran Brawlers with Citadels of Pain?
Williams4jesus: Dandan
James_the_Dabbler: Are you all familiar with Dan Dannadome, Owner of the Dansdan Dannadome?
PlantOnTwitch: ray of command only targets an opponents creature iirc
SongsFromMyGoat: @matthaus_c what about Philly
KeytarCat: !card ray of
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Taveena: Dandan two headed giant when.
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KeytarCat: only 14, huh
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
TheAwkes: Sanctuary untapped.
tknelms15: Now I'm imagining the Chapelle Wayne Brady sketch with Maro and Gavin Verhey
Alas_Babylon: Mystic Sanctuary is untapped
MrBook82: !card Veteran Brawlers
LRRbot: Veteran Brawlers [1R] | Creature — Human Soldier [4/4] | Veteran Brawlers can't attack if defending player controls an untapped land. / Veteran Brawlers can't block if you control an untapped land.
Ohpea: spell fight!
Williams4jesus: !card Dandan
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
LRRbot: Crystal Spray [2U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. / Draw a card.
LastCenturion: wastes isn't a type
matthaus_c: @SongsFromMyGoat it put the format in people's radars. bunch of people playing it there
LRRbot: Piracy Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn. / • Target creature gets +2/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player discards a card.
Veshnikard: all lands are forest
Ohpea: aren't the lands forests?
Williams4jesus: Dandan isn't a legendary creature?
NewtyNewts: DanDan donedone
guacxmole: Right in the dan
LRRbot: Supplant Form [4UU] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. You create a token that's a copy of that creature.
micalovits: No, the DanDan cared about forest insteead of forest
matthaus_c: @Williams4jesus sure ain't
bytecaster: @Ohpea I think only the text on the dandan was changed to forest
margieargie: Whoa, there's Dandan in this format!
superdude097: @Ohpea Crystal Shard changes the text of Dandan
Mattmitchell45: "Ma'Dandan" *tips boat*
h3rsh3yb4r: Luuke
ArkhamArchivist: Sup, Plantform?
couchboyj: I think I'm just Dandan here would also make a strong button.
Ohpea: my bad! reading the card explains the card
lightfut: Dand'n
NewtyNewts: DanDaaaaaan!!
TheWriterAleph: *law and order . mp3*
possummtg: Tuatha de Dandan
LRRbot: Mystic Retrieval [3U] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / Flashback {2}{R}
Gascitygaming: so it's the Law and Order sound effect?
airylan: Daanddaaaannnn
margieargie: *Law and Order noise*
Williams4jesus: I was beginning to wonder if an EDH deck could be helped by Dandan
Pharmacistjudge: ‘Sup plant form
SerGarretCameron: @Gascitygaming yes, exactly that.
guacxmole: Dandan to the tune of law & order
Gascitygaming: @margieargie hi five
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
RaginCaucaJhin: Man I was not expecting a jourus c’boath reference tonight. Well done paul well done
possummtg: DUN DUNNNN
Williams4jesus: Helmed not helped
Natedogg2: We'
NewtyNewts: Good golly it's marley
Natedogg2: We've gotten involved in a Dandan war in Asia.
RaginCaucaJhin: Just ask Mara to kill one of ‘em
DigitalSeahorse:
Dandan 
Alas_Babylon: So according to Google, "Dandân" is pronounced in a way where the second syllable has emphasis
AdamYMHMI: Ask it a question only Dandân would know!
Alas_Babylon: "den-DAN"
theworldsmith1: 4 danâge
MAPBoardgames: I think the pronunciation of DanDan is : Dawn-Daan
duresspls: oh we dandân'ing over here?
matthaus_c: Dandom
Alas_Babylon: It's an Arabic word
ArkhamArchivist: Dandân, Dandaân, Dandaaân
Williams4jesus: What happens if they mill out the deck? They both lose?
Gascitygaming: what's that french tik tok where they get it to say 'dans' a bunch of times?
guacxmole: Custom Wheeler format called Wingus and Dingus
Natedogg2: Dandan is pronounced just like how it's spelled.
LRRbot: Crystal Spray [2U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. / Draw a card.
Alas_Babylon: @LoadingReadyRun Might be due to the spelling largely being a formality, as it's Arabic
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
Sorator13: @Natedogg2 With an inexplicable accent?
NewtyNewts: Dandan. Dandan, Dandan, Dandan AIII AIIII AIIII
bytecaster: Honestly it is kinda impressive how robust a game system MtG is, seeing this format
paintingwithcamerachey: I just got here. ..... What ?
Alas_Babylon: Right?
couchboyj: MtG is Turing complete, after all.
Alas_Babylon: @paintingwithcamerachey 80 card shared deck and graveyard. Ten copies of Dandân. Other cards are library manipulation and counter magic.
Alas_Babylon: It's *way* better than it sounds.
Williams4jesus: !findquote fish
LRRbot: Quote #5004: "I died and my fish went away." —Cori [2018-05-23]
LRRbot: Thought Scour [U] | Instant | Target player mills two cards. / Draw a card.
Commodore_Perry_GG: I'm seeing double. 16 Dandans
matthaus_c: the trick is to have 2 Dandâns when your opponent has 0 Vision Charm
DigitalSeahorse: don't double the numbers
paintingwithcamerachey: Thank you very much Babylon
NewtyNewts: Untap your stuff?
possummtg: Everytime you kill a DanDan you should please say GO FISH
possummtg:
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
DigitalSeahorse: 2 dandans is 4 dans!
paintingwithcamerachey: Oh and it sounds amazing
TheThirdTail: So is that 4 dans?
Williams4jesus: There's a Dandan in all of us.
James_the_Dabbler: Every time someone says "Dandan," I hear the Special Unit theme
Sorator13: joke's on you; I'm always a swamp!
ArkhamArchivist: a Standstandoff
betweenmyself:
Crystal Spray is what I call my delightfully fruity combination of Crystal Light and Ocean Spray
couchboyj: A Mexican Dandan off?
LRRbot: Unsubstantiate [1U] | Instant | Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.
adept_nekomancer: So, instead of a standoff, it's a dandoff.
Alas_Babylon: Undanstantiate
NewtyNewts: Piscetian standoff?
NotCainNorAbel: we are all dandan on this glorious day.
DigitalSeahorse: "Ooooooh These are the Dandans I know I know! These are the Dandans I know."
KharadBanar: @possummtg no, that's for when you whiff off of Predict
Zjivarra: I had a single shared boris deck. Equipment and warriors. So it was like a colliseum fight.
MAPBoardgames: Hit him over the head with a fish!
LRRbot: Mystic Retrieval [3U] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / Flashback {2}{R}
MechaKuuga: Dandan is a $9 card? Cool
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Beleqwaya: Dandan? More like Dandan't! I bet this joke was made before I got here.
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DigitalSeahorse: dandan I'm old
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Take the other mystic retrieval. Maybe not.
Commodore_Perry_GG:
micalovits: It sure is
Sorator13: Yep
NewtyNewts: The fish slap dance!
margieargie: That, or, "Dan dan dan bacon and dan"
NarishmaReborn: Schlip, schlap, schlap away all day
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
Beleqwaya: !dandan
NarishmaReborn: it made it into the Spamalot musical
MrBook82: YES!
DigitalSeahorse:
Beleqwaya: Well now I'm disappointed
NewtyNewts: !card island fish
LRRbot: Island Fish Jasconius [4UUU] | Creature — Fish [6/8] | Island Fish Jasconius doesn't untap during your untap step. / At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay {U}{U}{U}. If you do, untap Island Fish Jasconius. / Island Fish Jasconius can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Island Fish Jasconius.
tknelms15: Island Fish Jaco Pastorius?
MrBook82: Can we also add 1 Deep Spawn?
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
NewtyNewts: Dannit
artemi7: @MrBook82 HomeridHomerid is a different format
KharadBanar: @tknelms15 best bass guitar sound in all of the sea
RaginCaucaJhin: “Dang-Dang”
DigitalSeahorse: DaNdAn
LRRbot: Metamorphose [1U] | Instant | Put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library. That opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
MrBook82: all the islandhome creatures...
thraximore: ooooh I wonder if anyone's made a Death's Shadow version
NewtyNewts: Counterstorm!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kathleen is brainstorming RIGHT.
Mr_Horrible:
literal actual
BusTed:
DigitalSeahorse:
Sorator13:
MAPBoardgames: !findquote brainstorm
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Mr_Bitterness: THAT is Brainstorming correctly!
DigitalSeahorse:
couchboyj: Nothing fishy about that play!
DigitalSeahorse:
definenull: i think kathleen has stabilised
artemi7: This is the first recorded instance in history of anyone every Brainstorming correctly.
DigitalSeahorse:
HadesLeprechaun: kathleen should probably pay for the brainstorm?
MAPBoardgames: This is a real fish fight
matthaus_c: nah she's allowed
Ponkaton: Who needs to pay for spells
Beleqwaya: @HadesLeprechaun Wait that means she didn't brainstorm correctly then!
Ponkaton:
NewtyNewts: It's only one mana after all
tknelms15: double-brainstorm and Wheeler has to watch other people living out his dreams
possummtg: Go fish
luke1x: !decklist
Williams4jesus: !findquote brain
LRRbot: Quote #4315: "Okay, who ordered floor brain?" —Beej [2017-07-26]
RaginCaucaJhin: This is wheelers nighttime fantasy, didn’t realize he was into just watching.
definenull: i think it's even better because I don't think there're any shuffle effects the deck?
Angreed66: I want 4 player dan dan now
Sorator13: @definenull There's one, Diminishing Returns
LRRbot: Diminishing Returns [2UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library. You exile the top ten cards of your library. Then each player draws up to seven cards.
definenull: ah right on cue
AdamYMHMI: The control matchup: "Who's turn is it?"
Sorator13:
RaginCaucaJhin: Called shot lol
Earthenone: @AdamYMHMI Our turn comrade
Sorator13: Brainstorm? Eh, let's not.
MrBook82: Add 1 Merchant Ship
NewtyNewts: No counter
Beleqwaya: Watch all the Dandan's get exiled
dantazzle: oh damn, dandan?
Nydestroyer: since it says draw up to 7 cards, does that mean you can choose to draw less than 7?
saucemaster5000: The triple D
couchboyj: Fishing hay
Max_Fan: yes, you can @Nydestroyer
matthaus_c: a fish mask like one of those horse masks
couchboyj: Hat*
ArkhamArchivist: or the Belopa overlay
KharadBanar: The Dandan stand
NewtyNewts: That's SkipperDan to you!
DEATHlikescats: Dandan Capt’n
thraximore: the lake turns briefly into a forest
definenull: there should be a room next magiccon where it's nothing but tables for dandan
AzurisTiger: The DanDan Desk. or the Dandan dimension
definenull: the dandan den
artemi7: @Nydestroyer yes, you can choose, with active player choosing how many to draw first
matthaus_c: Dandân at Casino tables
MAPBoardgames: DanDone
SnowBuddy18: the dandan manman
thraximore: Men fear me/Dandan want me
DEATHlikescats: Dandan Cinematic Universe
zoroslegend: Shared deck magic with only dandans as creatures?
HadesLeprechaun: any time dandan is not on screen, the audience should be asking 'where's dandan?'
Fruan: RIP fangly fish head
DigitalSeahorse: is there a real fish named dandan?
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
matthaus_c: you get two wooden chopsticks and stick 'em in your nose to represent the boats
Natedogg2: The boats should be balloon, so you can look up at them.
DigitalSeahorse: type of fish*
NewtyNewts: Form of the Approach: now you have a pile of fish on your head
LRRbot: Piracy Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn. / • Target creature gets +2/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player discards a card.
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
LoadingReadyRun: Dandân is a mythical fish mentioned in the 1001 Arabian Nights
artemi7: @zoroslegend Yep. And lots of draw and topdeck manipulation to keep things intresting
DEATHlikescats: Dandan is all 4/1 and one for all
NewtyNewts: Harharhar
tknelms15: this format really speaks to magic fundamentals: threats, responses, tempo, card advantage, and FISH
AzurisTiger: Memory Lapse the Memory Lapse: the most iconic move of the dandan format
KeytarCat: @DigitalSeahorse Not that I found. It's the name of a sea creature from one of the Arabian Nights stories. Specific bigge fishe
LRRbot: Mystic Retrieval [3U] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / Flashback {2}{R}
TheKingWiggins: I wonder if anyone is building the most expensive Dandan deck possible with a given list…
Blasteg: dandan it
Ohpea: "are you tapped out"
adept_nekomancer: These fish really don't have a long life expectancy
RaginCaucaJhin: Danvantage
couchboyj: Look at me. I am the Dandan now.
coreyh2:
Teslamat: You're the dan now dan
LRRbot: Diminishing Returns [2UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library. You exile the top ten cards of your library. Then each player draws up to seven cards.
ClaytonClayDavis:
margieargie: Sleeping with the fishes
NewtyNewts: You gonna sleep with the fishes
LRRbot: Lonely Sandbar | Land | Lonely Sandbar enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {U}
Teslamat: 4
MrTulip: 1
matthaus_c: the White version is Shahrazad
Gascitygaming: 2
Iam3DHomer: Dans always come in pairs
NewtyNewts: I'm a Dan!
KeytarCat: ooh, prediction on how many Dandans still in the game by the end!
LRRbot: Thought Scour [U] | Instant | Target player mills two cards. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
frogomb: Leonardo leads, Dadanatello does machines
Blasteg: so there are multiple diminishing return in this?
artemi7: @NewtyNewts I'd say you could add Sleep with the Fishes, but that'd be way too powerful in this format.
Halavar123: I will share a magic the gathering experience. I have just been to a prerelease event in germany and apparently you can only get German prerelease packs in Germany (I’m non-German speaking). So I got to experience the need to scan every card to understand what it did… but
Gascitygaming: i r winner!
MAPBoardgames: One fish, Two fish.
Teslamat:
@Gascitygaming 
SK__Ren: Last Dan standing pretty soon
definenull: i feel like there is some bit that can be made with "coincidance" and "dandan"
artemi7: @Blasteg there's 2 in the list
saucemaster5000: dawn of the third day, 6 dandans remain
ClaytonClayDavis: D. returns and memory lapse in a shared deck is a joy lol
TheNerdWonder: Dawn of the Third Dan
couchboyj: Dandan are becoming en-dan-gered
Blasteg: !decklist
adept_nekomancer: Remove all the fish and then the game is entirely about how to force your opponent to draw the last card.
paronomasiac042: dan of the final dandan.
adept_nekomancer: Or rather, to draw after the last card is exhausted
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
MethInJune: Dandan is the Bastard…I’m so glad this is happening.
NewtyNewts: Oh my...
thraximore: vision charm incoming?
matthaus_c: come ooooon Vision Charm
Dog_of_Myth: The TriDan
Applecrisp: inb4 vision charm
NotCainNorAbel:
twitch_xeo: Dandandandandandan, Danman!
NewtyNewts: Now boardwipe Kathleen!
DigitalSeahorse: the DandanDandanDandan!
Iam3DHomer: That's SIX Dans!
couchboyj: Alex of the three Dandans
Rourke9: 3 Card Blue Eyed DanDan
margieargie: I'm seeing triple... 9 Dandans!
Mr_Horrible: Dan-Eyes Dan-Dangon
MAPBoardgames: Double DanDan? Triple DanDan?! That's like Dan^3
WiJohn: Hexadan!
AzureishDragoon: Multi-Dan Drifting!
coreyh2:
VazSun: The DanDance
Mediocre_Man5: the forbidden triple-dan technique!
LRRbot: Piracy Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn. / • Target creature gets +2/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player discards a card.
frogomb: Damn Dandaniel
the_gentleman_crow: Dandandan
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Dmc3628: that DAN
IzlanntheLion: Dan Dan can you do the Dan Dan can you do the Dan Dan
SK__Ren: Now, I sacrifice them to special summon, Blue-eyes Three Headed Dandan
LRRbot: Unsubstantiate [1U] | Instant | Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.
barry__crisp: I've joined late, wtf is going on
LoadingReadyRun: 3rd Dan black belt
Rourke9: @barry__crisp dandan
couchboyj: The Roronora Zoro of Dandans
NewtyNewts: @barry__crisp Dandan
Shelvish_Fyshstic: DandanAndDandanAndDandan
Teslamat: @barry__crisp playing Dandan aka Forgetful fish
MrBunnyMan: is there a link to the decklist somewhere?
barry__crisp: oh gee thanks, is this a dandan cube? a dandan constructed format?
hd_dabnado: card door hook hand
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
NewtyNewts: Right-hand-man Dandan
the_gentleman_crow: Dandan constructed
MrBunnyMan: @MrBunnyMan thank you
artemi7: @barry__crisp Dandan is a special format with a shared, 80 card deck
Dmc3628: right hand Dan
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
DigitalSeahorse: dandan vs dandandandan
barry__crisp: @barry__crisp Oooooooh, I see
NewtyNewts: This might be game here...
LRRbot: Ray of Command [3U] | Instant | Untap target creature an opponent controls and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. When you lose control of the creature, tap it.
definenull: gg!
NewtyNewts: dd!
Gascitygaming: this game is VERY interesting
DigitalSeahorse:
grgriffin3: That was fishious
Himyul: Dand if you do, Dand if you don't
Armstrong11139: Ever Dandan'd with the devil in the pale moonlight?
frank_the_great: Hear me out: Dandan judge's tower
TheWriterAleph: emotional dandan
Dog_of_Myth: Break then Dan
DigitalSeahorse:
KillThreeRats: Dan if you do, Dan if you don't ...
frogomb: Do you have any Dandans? Go Dandan
Symphoneers:
HadesLeprechaun: the Friday Night Fish Fry
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
Dandan so silly
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betweenmyself: Gonna DanDan, DanDan, DanDan with my hands above my head, head head.
AdamYMHMI:
Danmander time?
Iam3DHomer: 20 Dans enter. One Dan Dans
SomePersonNo: Why DanDan? Why not BenBen or CharlesCharles
twitch_xeo: Danmander, judged by Level Dan Dan Judge Beej
hidingbox: Is it over? Darn. Just got here.
AdamYMHMI: @hidingbox One more round upcoming
twitch_xeo: one more round
Teslamat: @hidingbox no
DigitalSeahorse: one more dandan
hidingbox: ty chat
midnightcurryjazz:
This is James. I smell like a block
fraleynation5: Are they done?
DEATHlikescats: To whomst ever gave me my sub, thank ye!
Teslamat: @fraleynation5 no just a break
DigitalSeahorse: nope
Dog_of_Myth: One more Dandan to go
fraleynation5: Thx
DigitalSeahorse: I just ordered shirts and badges
DigitalSeahorse: !store
the_gentleman_crow: I want to build this now cause I have friend named Dan who is in Japan til the fall the mene of Dan playing dandan
the_gentleman_crow: Meme
DigitalSeahorse: moving related stuff is open until 16th
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corefluxx: 3 years already
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Teslamat:
Gascitygaming: I did have a question about the moving stuff, is it all being shipped after orders have closed?
the_gentleman_crow: I feel he would like this format since he like logic puzzles
KeytarCat: @the_gentleman_crow Dan in Japan, playing Dandan!
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DigitalSeahorse:
midnightcurryjazz: Yes. I love tempo
korvys: Doing their dandarndest
DigitalSeahorse: best match up
LRRbot: Svyelunite Temple | Land | Svyelunite Temple enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / {T}, Sacrifice Svyelunite Temple: Add {U}{U}.
definenull: there's a certain je ne sais quoi of blue tempo players slowly beating each other to death with fish
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
couchboyj: Turn two Dandan on the Dan!
plundypops: Daaaaaan Dâniel
Hangedman: stand back, he's beginning to Dan
LRRbot: Crystal Spray [2U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. / Draw a card.
possummtg: Go fish!
DigitalSeahorse: maybe some of these Dans are Danielles
grgriffin3: Dandandandan
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LRRbot: Vision Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target player mills four cards. / • Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn. / • Target artifact phases out.
Gascitygaming: @DigitalSeahorse ooo good point!
Alas_Babylon: And if y'all want to see powerful Magic such as this, tune in on Sunday
DigitalSeahorse:
paronomasiac042: it's a dandan
LoadingReadyRun: @Gascitygaming after the preorders close the MKVI merch will have to be printed before shipping, so there will be a delay
tknelms15: call that a dandans macabre
grgriffin3: Dans only
lightfut: My new site OnlyDans
LRRbot: Metamorphose [1U] | Instant | Put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library. That opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
DigitalSeahorse: Dan-delion
Gascitygaming:
@LoadingReadyRun ok, thank you, mine was ordered a while back, i'm patient, was just curious 
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
DigitalSeahorse: I'm just DANdy
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
Gascitygaming: A Dandellion like Triskellion?
DigitalSeahorse: Dandandy
LoadingReadyRun: @Gascitygaming We will get it out ASAP, but the nature of the preorder is we have to wait until it closes to know how many to print
definenull: ooh
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
definenull: storm count: dandan
margieargie: So many Dandans tonight, wow, they should just name the deck after them as often as they show up
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
Madadad: big fish
NewtyNewts: Like a fish?
Gascitygaming:
@Gascitygaming I trust y'all 100%
LoadingReadyRun: I believe someone has already come up with a OnlyDans sticker
NewtyNewts: Wrong place for GY wheeler?
DigitalSeahorse:
spitspit
NotCainNorAbel: creature of hallibit
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
adept_nekomancer: That pun is a bit fishy
coachNelly: Good joke streamer
NewtyNewts: Deck on one side... GY on the other. Now just turn each upside down and switch positions
DigitalSeahorse: just for the halibut
LRRbot: Thought Scour [U] | Instant | Target player mills two cards. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Supplant Form [4UU] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. You create a token that's a copy of that creature.
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NewtyNewts: OhiNelly
coachNelly:
frank_the_great: I forgot they made a not gross Thought Scour
YTfriendofsquirrel: yuglio the goothering
YTfriendofsquirrel: presented by taco bell
LRRbot: Mystic Retrieval [3U] | Sorcery | Return target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard to your hand. / Flashback {2}{R}
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse:
my cod
RaginCaucaJhin: Inside of you are two boats
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
YTfriendofsquirrel: @RaginCaucaJhin dandan?
cheese_______man: I would sacrifice time itself to fishing right now
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
LRRbot: Temple of Epiphany | Land | Temple of Epiphany enters the battlefield tapped. / When Temple of Epiphany enters the battlefield, scry 1. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
NewtyNewts: Scry?
NewtyNewts: Ah, you said it. k
Iam3DHomer: wheeler just inventing the graveyard holding zone where cards that are going to go in the graveyard go beforehand
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
Gascitygaming: Is this the game with the most Dans so far?
NewtyNewts: This has seen SO MANY Dans
Mattmitchell45: Almond Torte something
DEATHlikescats: Lol
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DEATHlikescats: Gods that made me giggle
Rourke9: that was a great line
DigitalSeahorse:
I sea what you did there but no seafood allergy?
Dalrint: 666 viewers.
KillThreeRats: HYPE
mrjujubeans: Don’t give a f***, just keep on eating
DEATHlikescats: The 10 spot from demonfire!
Blasteg: galaxy brain
LRRbot: Crystal Spray [2U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. / Draw a card.
superdude097: The vaaaaalue
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
LoadingReadyRun:
Fisherman in boats: "I spy with my little eye, someth--" "Is it Dandan?" "yes"
DigitalSeahorse: "My fake crab contained real crab."
NewtyNewts: I swear I'm not allergic / But I can't stand that sort
LRRbot: Diminishing Returns [2UU] | Sorcery | Each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library. You exile the top ten cards of your library. Then each player draws up to seven cards.
Blasteg: BOOM
NewtyNewts:
Teslamat:
Alas_Babylon: Shots fired
micalovits: Gotem!
DigitalSeahorse:
foopoiuyt: I think no matter who wins the game, Alex wins the night.
MegaDosX: Shiny math rocks go click clack
HoneyJack07: what happened ?
the_gentleman_crow: The dandan has its power over him
Natedogg2: Exile 10 first
DigitalSeahorse:
Alas_Babylon: @HoneyJack07 "I had [a bunch of cards]" "I don't care."
DuskroseCreations: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift sub!
SongsFromMyGoat: Alex hit Ben with the "don't care didn't ask"
dewrules235: It doesn’t MATTER what you had
BOTGrant: Alex singlehandedly disproving the "Canadians are super-polite" myrh
LRRbot: Ray of Command [3U] | Instant | Untap target creature an opponent controls and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. When you lose control of the creature, tap it.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
midnightcurryjazz:
@DeM0nFiRe 
HoneyJack07:
MegaDosX: That's still half of them gone
HoneyJack07: @Alas_Babylon thanks!
NewtyNewts: You just downgraded your RAM
NotCainNorAbel: to be forgotten
Blasteg: is it me or that memory lapse look anime
Alas_Babylon: It isn't, but it's very sweet
SongsFromMyGoat: Original Memory Lapse >>
NewtyNewts: Good vocal fry streamer
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Unsubstantiate [1U] | Instant | Return target spell or creature to its owner's hand.
Teslamat: @Blasteg those are the mystic archive ones
DigitalSeahorse: I need an unsubstantiate
DigitalSeahorse: it has tentacle?
cheese_______man: does anybody have a rough estimate on how expensive it would be to make this? It seems fun!
NewtyNewts: It's tapped
Alas_Babylon: Tapped
SongsFromMyGoat: LOL
NewtyNewts: Wait, no, he untaps it on his step
thraximore: that's so good
Mr_Horrible:
good lord
adept_nekomancer: I'd be more worried if you left the fish dry
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
Vampyre_Lord: alex loses control at EoT and would be tapped. but then wheeler untaps on his turn
Alas_Babylon: Righto
LRRbot: Vision Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target player mills four cards. / • Choose a land type and a basic land type. Each land of the first chosen type becomes the second chosen type until end of turn. / • Target artifact phases out.
RaginCaucaJhin: Alex cosplaying granny sengir with that laugh
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
Vampyre_Lord: its a very weird card.
DigitalSeahorse: bigger Dandans to fry
coachNelly: It’s over dandan, I have the high tide
Teslamat:
Alas_Babylon: @coachNelly *clap*
SongsFromMyGoat: Whoa Vision Charm is a wrath
NewtyNewts: @coachNelly You were my fisherman, Dandannakin!
SongsFromMyGoat: That's so cool
jushimus: he dân on my dan until i magical hack
DigitalSeahorse: such a pretty memory lapse
LRRbot: Predict [1U] | Instant | Choose a card name, then target player mills a card. If a card with the chosen name was milled this way, you draw two cards. Otherwise, you draw a card.
superdude097: Aren't All Islands not islands?
DeM0nFiRe:
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LRRbot: Remote Isle | Land | Remote Isle enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {2}
frank_the_great:
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
DigitalSeahorse:
Jorsh029: Narset's reversal would be WILD is this format
DigitalSeahorse: they so funny
Applecrisp: D:
DeM0nFiRe: Haha wow yeah
Applecrisp: misplays, in my twitch stream!? it's more common than you think
NewtyNewts: Hard counter: mutual agreement to ignore
matthaus_c: both players lose Judge's Dandan
KillThreeRats: @Jorsh029 Some versions of DanDan decks have Narsets Reversal!
MegaDosX: Is Wheeler going to slap Alex around a bit with a large trout?
LRRbot: Dandân [UU] | Creature — Fish [4/1] | Dandân can't attack unless defending player controls an Island. / When you control no Islands, sacrifice Dandân.
SongsFromMyGoat: Dandan it, Bobby
NewtyNewts: Dandan ditty diddedum diddydandan
adept_nekomancer: That fish ain't right
KillThreeRats: My momma always said not to be ashamed of my DanDan. 'Specially since it's such a nice size and all.
stevefromdetroit: i could go for some dandan, and dandan accessories
matthaus_c: and Dandân wept, for there were no worlds left to conquer
NewtyNewts: @adept_nekomancer Hwat?
Commodore_Perry_GG:
DigitalSeahorse: halibut
Alas_Babylon: Rainbow trout
IsSecretlyPaul: Tilapia
NotCainNorAbel: fried
TheThirdTail: There are fish in chat?
neisan2112: To eat, Catfish
LRRbot: Piracy Charm [U] | Instant | Choose one — / • Target creature gains islandwalk until end of turn. / • Target creature gets +2/−1 until end of turn. / • Target player discards a card.
margieargie: Largemouth bass
Natedogg2: Muskie.
Mattmitchell45: Red Snapper
thraximore:
Lobster 
micalovits: DanDân
Symphoneers: Sunfish
SnowBuddy18: fish cakes
Julian_Rogue: ghoti
Iam3DHomer: Gyarados
Juliamon: For like, eating, or just look cool?
goombalax: rainbow trout
frank_the_great: The hot one from Finding Nemo
RaginCaucaJhin: Online liars
LRRbot: Crystal Spray [2U] | Instant | Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of one color word with another or one basic land type with another until end of turn. / Draw a card.
Gascitygaming: Just realized this format is if JAcob Twotwo played Magic
Mr_Horrible: Stonefish, because they're evolutionary jackasses
matthaus_c: the fish that ate Thalia
Nuurgle: Filet o'
stevefromdetroit:
<-
freshbubba: Dandân
cbjornrun: tuna
corefluxx: Salmon or Red Snapper
Applecrisp: Trey Anastasio
Dog_of_Myth: Salmon
dewrules235: Fish fingers, but only with custard
Teslamat: catfish
RaginCaucaJhin: Cat-
the_gentleman_crow: To eat or that u like?
tknelms15: I just cooked a side of salmon with a soy reduction glaze on a bed of cilantro and it was incredible
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse: eel is yum but you gotta be careful where you source it
Angreed66: So chat what would be the deck size and dandan number you would use for 4 player dandan?
Alas_Babylon: 160 and 20
Alas_Babylon: Just double everything
Mattmitchell45: Certainly not this smelly freezer calamari I just heated up
DeM0nFiRe: I feel like 90% of lapses have been lapsed tonight lol
matthaus_c: your memory ever lapse so hard you forget you forgot anything
boonf: clownfish *honkhonk*
LRRbot: Metamorphose [1U] | Instant | Put target permanent an opponent controls on top of its owner's library. That opponent may put an artifact, creature, enchantment, or land card from their hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Accumulated Knowledge [1U] | Instant | Draw a card, then draw cards equal to the number of cards named Accumulated Knowledge in all graveyards.
DigitalSeahorse: what a fishing line!
LRRbot: Telling Time [1U] | Instant | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of those cards into your hand, one on top of your library, and one on the bottom of your library.
AzurisTiger: "Memory Lapse" "The Same Memory Lapse"
NewtyNewts: It's almost 7:30!
DigitalSeahorse:
Dog_of_Myth:
DigitalSeahorse:
hd_dabnado: BEN
MegaDosX: Wheeler no
Mr_Horrible: oh my
TheSquash_:
neisan2112: NOOOO STOP
MegaDosX: This kill the Alex
neisan2112:
TheThirdTail: Wheeler wins
LRRbot: Lonely Sandbar | Land | Lonely Sandbar enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}. / Cycling {U}
Teslamat:
NewtyNewts: Aww, it's over?
grgriffin3: The Dan was very Dan!
frank_the_great:
Dan Dan
micalovits: I need to build a DanDân deck
DeM0nFiRe:
Blasteg: so are you going fro fish for dinner?
Mattmitchell45: "Dandan is a silly place"
DigitalSeahorse:
the_gentleman_crow: I think everyone needs dandan
margieargie: "memory lapses" that's just my everyday life
frogomb: If you've got time to Dan, you've got time to Dan
grgriffin3: DanDan says, Engage!
hd_dabnado: remember to pray to your local DanDan
SnowBuddy18: dingle the Dandan
margieargie: Dangledongle and bargle the yargle
matthaus_c: Dangle the Danble
korvys: Like share and fishscribe
NotCainNorAbel:
500
definenull: redo?
Dog_of_Myth: Nice Paul
matthaus_c: fix it in post
goombalax: memory lapse
definenull: (sorry heather)
korvys: !store
Dog_of_Myth: !lrrmove
korvys: !mkVI
DigitalSeahorse: I just ordered badges
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Juliamon: (but also the ticket is basically tat)
korvys: !mkvi
korvys: aw
Juliamon: !lrrmove
hd_dabnado: fuck those pens
TheAwkes: The contents of a Christmas cracker.
baskwalla: Dan for Dan
KWardJenx: Ugh! those pens!!!
adept_nekomancer: This is my effing pen / one of the conference sort...
the_gentleman_crow: Until u Dan again
DeM0nFiRe: 2022 Canadian Dandander Tournament!
MillerDark: Is Wheeler doing Popeye?
Mai_Andra: tit for tat? likr at mardi gras?
neisan2112: Except for all the other Highlander championships
betweenmyself:
A case of the Magic so serious you need a prescription ointment to treat it 
NewtyNewts: Steaks
DigitalSeahorse:
hilander
Blasteg: stakes, or steaks?
micalovits: Just make the finals a bo3 DanDân game
Natedogg2: Sounds like a big missed stake.
hd_dabnado: I can imagine that part of a cow could be on sale
NewtyNewts: Fish Dinner Dandan
TheWriterAleph: 2nd prize is a big mouth billy bass
NewtyNewts: Third place is a Fisherman's Friend
TheAwkes: Dandan tournament where everyone goes out for fish and chips after and pitches in to buy for the winner.
DigitalSeahorse: loser has to kiss the cod
hidingbox: And everyone else is fired
neisan2112: Then you can join comentary
NewtyNewts: Monkey's Paw curls
NewtyNewts: You will commentate your matches
Dog_of_Myth:
hidingbox: Eggs and Wheeler, who would have thought?
cuttlefishman: premier eggs pilot
matthaus_c: eat the magic tar!
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse:
cute little girl
whoppernugget: Oooo
Mattmitchell45: I'm Snapping right now
saucemaster5000: fucking shuri/zero decks....
Pseudonym_Ken: Shuri? No Wong is the worst
NewtyNewts: Shuri will be 'fixed' soon
margieargie: I don't need to play to be annoyed by anything Marvel-related at this point >_>
DigitalSeahorse:
Juliamon: They reached the end!
Mai_Andra: ages... ages... ages...
MegaDosX: You made that up Paul
neisan2112: Okay I HAVE to watch that
adept_nekomancer: That is some art there
NotCainNorAbel: do you need to know anything else?
Mai_Andra: Is this a sequel to that beauty-coptor game?
margieargie: Fish!
DigitalSeahorse:
Fruan: That me!
MegaDosX: That fish be gibbering
DigitalSeahorse:
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Juliamon: Paul always picks the best slider emotes
lirazel64: FISH!
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DigitalSeahorse: everything is jittering
DigitalSeahorse: DanDAN!
DigitalSeahorse: DanielleDanielle is probably not an account
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
DigitalSeahorse: I did
DeM0nFiRe:
Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse Would you believe there is?
DeM0nFiRe:
DigitalSeahorse: chat made it
matthaus_c: remember to hydrate your frenchman between sets
Dog_of_Myth:
pn55:
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
betweenmyself:
margieargie: Perfect, end scene
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
NewtyNewts: o- okay
Harvest25:
DigitalSeahorse:
Juliamon
KWardJenx: Table flip level pun
Commodore_Perry_GG:
margieargie:
frogomb: If this doesn't deserve a shanty stinger I dont know what does
Beleqwaya: PAUL >.<
margieargie: Dawn Dawn.. wait
pn55:
TheWriterAleph: lul
adept_nekomancer: Secret dancast
62MGcobra:
Melfina__: hehe
DeM0nFiRe: 🌅
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