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zeepie: I wonder who all will be casting
TemporallyAwry: @KakuEpsilon based on youtube upload, there was 2019 coverage.
KakuEpsilon: That tracks, I think I remember that one too
TXC2: ah 2019, the olden days
TemporallyAwry: The before Times
KakuEpsilon: That had to have been before the dark times of the Pandemimi
KakuEpsilon: By weeks
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TXC2:
so who know what horrible, mutated, 2020's magic we have in store today 
KakuEpsilon:
I wonder if we should take a drink every time a card from 2020-2023 shows up. 
TemporallyAwry:
@TXC2 I mean, Ikoria and Mutate were in 2020 
TXC2: TemporallyAwry touché
KakuEpsilon: I don't think a single Mutate card was good enough for Highlander
TXC2:
KakuEpsilon I once played drink along with Withnail and I, and that was safer then that idea 
KakuEpsilon: @TXC2 I mean, I never said to use Alcohol, but you're right, someone might die of water poisoning. XP
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wkufan89: So excited
Scarbble: thank you for being here wheeler it's great to have you
thecrownjules_: afternoon gamers
blast_shark: I wonder if we'll have any initiative enjoyers today
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devoidmelody: @benjamin_wheeler mornin gamer
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garruksgardener: @blast_shark I wonder if we will have any non-initiative enjoyers
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Hi friends! 
Travilogue: Wumpty!!!
Rourke9: IM so excited!
Sage0fMadness:
gettem @benjamin_wheeler 
ValidTangent: @blast_shark 2 real 4 me
Mage_of_Light: Time to Yee some Haws.
CasualKing21: I've slowly been getting into Canlander, can't wait to watch this!
VanceRick: I am going to bet there will be some non initiative decks
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Gwentian: I want to see workshop weenie, a bit sad serge isn't here to increase my chances of that happening.
garruksgardener: Is there a bracket somewhere?
DigitalSeahorse:
TXC2: Here we GO!
VanceRick: I think we are gonna get shown that very shortl
VanceRick: y
KakuEpsilon: That reminds me, I need some Yee and .or Haw emotes, I should dump a su on Wheeler.
DeviantHS: I AM NOT PREPARED pepeHands
huffboi1: I suppose i can take a break from watching Dan Dan to look at some powerful magic
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trevor_impersonator:
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midnightcurryjazz: POWERFUL MAGIC
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DigitalSeahorse: Sunny Sunday
Heavily_Played: Lets goooo
Loonatic93: Is that what Sunday means?
xantos69: WOO!
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swannie113: the fellas
RocknGrohlNerd:
hello 
teholsblanket: Graham!
Tantusar: in-sync booth audio?!?!
EmptyGryn: LETS GOOOOO
Electrum516: GRAHAM AND WHEELER! Omg let's go!
mtvcdm: Everybody's a planeswalker until the real planeswalker shows up
Dmc3628: It's Sunday, you know what that means
Heavily_Played: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
spencerksl: Will Ben be doing his pushups
Anubis169: Hellooooooooooo
TXC2: ah, he said the thing!
cdmack3113: wooooooooooooo
GhostValv:
Travilogue: Sunday! Sunday! Wumpty!
A_Dub888: Hi Wumpty!
Heavily_Played: Wait what year is it?
dewrules235: Oooo a non-green screen commentary booth. Very nice.
garruksgardener: Oh baby that coffee mug
TXC2: hello Anubis169
GreatWahooney: he said the line!
DigitalSeahorse: Wheeler always likes being here
mtvcdm: !youtube
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@Heavily_Played 
mtvcdm: !patreon
FurthestChunk: he said the line, I say, referring to Graham saying the JR line
Loonatic93: @spencerksl Naw... He's going to be doing other folk's pushups.
Artificer_Evan: I'm live for once
mtvcdm: !lrrmove
coachNelly: This tournament is populated by the players with the most points from the 2022 Yellowjacket highlander season
Anubis169: Welcome Artificer_Evan!
Sibwow: still not august
spencerksl: 2-1 odds given to Connor lunch sacking his way into the top4 and then facing ben who will mull to oblivion.
spimmmm: it's August already?
ValidTangent: August?
DigitalSeahorse: get yer moonbase stuff!
DigitalSeahorse: !store
Dmc3628: August where did time go
taz8806: I wish to watch Canlander greatness
flatluigi: framed for what
Snowcookies: it's august already??!
TXC2: the Bones of walls
TemporallyAwry:
The Bones of Trees!? 
JDMan94: Picked up the pin and some EDSC sleeves today
GhostValv: the skeletons are walls D:
Jogela: Traveling to a new moon! #SpaceTravel
garruksgardener: Skeletons in the walls already?
Kykiwi: You got skeletons in your walls!!!!!
RocknGrohlNerd: some amount of wall
DeM0nFiRe: The walls are filled with Skeletons (of walls)
GrassVortex:
Time is fake, so no worry
Heavily_Played: It's now August 2022
Anubis169: Janufebtober, Septebgust, and Windows Vista
darkora: the ghosts of walls
A_Dub888: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #6239: "I shouldn't be reading chat, they're all making better jokes then I could." —Beej [2019-07-27]
ToastyLoaff: 2020 was a long year
MollyPalooza: Time is a fake circle
jdtreker: I found it super easy to donate directly too if thats your fancy
TXC2: here in the end of the first third of 2023...
Loonatic93: Jazz? There was Jazz?
taz8806: Ah, good ol' Windows Vista - the 13th month
brieandbacon: Oo
DigitalSeahorse: April 26th is Chernobyl Remembrance Day observed by Alex and other nuclear history enthusiasts
mtvcdm: So much summoning sickness
coachNelly: Basically running this tournament is as hard as getting your friends to come over for cube
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TXC2:
yeah, if you think geting your D&D group together is hard... .
midnightcurryjazz: look at all that jeskai
flatluigi: jeski tempo
midnightcurryjazz: I love it
princess_intell: oh the famous robin sorenson
Heavily_Played: RDW Lets goooo
teholsblanket: RDW
DeviantHS: will wheeler cast his own game tho hmmm
spimmmm: Jace? The mind sculptor?
GreatWahooney: but Wheeler promised eggs!
BITs19_: ooo like the variety
DigitalSeahorse: oh
neisan2112: Ben's on RDW ho boy
swannie113: robin on spearmint epic
jacqui_lantern234: can we find decklists?
YeetTheRich_: wait a minute that's not popeye that's RDW
GrassVortex:
JadedTrekkie: Live from Victoria, it’s Sunday Morning!
RocknGrohlNerd: bejamin who?
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
Kykiwi: ooof wug death and taxes
VanceRick: robin playing spearmint
Sibwow: robin on creamur
TXC2:
more 4 colours here then the HBrawl cues
Artificer_Evan: "Never heard of him"
DigitalSeahorse: I don't see an Alex
taz8806: Ben trying to get through his matches quick so he can commentate more.
DukePudding: rdw? that's not eggs.
Scarbble: robin "sorensen" sorensen
AtomicAlchemical: Bet this Wheeler guy is glad to be here
ElfLawyer: hot diggety
James_LRR: Deck lists will be made public after the first 4 rounds.
DigitalSeahorse: 2022
whiteravenlord: No Time Valut, interesting
JadedTrekkie: WHAT A DIVERSE META
Artificer_Evan: @James_LRR noted
ElfLawyer: Bant D&T?
KakuEpsilon: @DigitalSeahorse He doesn't play as much these days. You have to be in like every week or so to even qualify I think
Kykiwi: Spicy Bant
swannie113: Lovely meta
JadedTrekkie: WE SHOULD NOT NERF JESKAI
Heavily_Played: Love me some Jeski
lirazel64: @loonatic93 It was that boring Smooth Jazz that's 99 violins and a sax doing "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head".
RocknGrohlNerd: moist taxes?
aggrocrow: POWERFUL MAGIC
flatluigi: !card dryad militant
LRRbot: Dryad Militant [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Soldier [2/1] | If an instant or sorcery card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
VanceRick: that sounds correct having played that D&T list
A_Dub888: !card dryad militant
LRRbot: Dryad Militant [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Soldier [2/1] | If an instant or sorcery card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
hymntothoth:
Wheeler's got a shot this year, no time vault.
petiteperson: Are decklists available?
0rley: one had the guts to play Blood Moon into all the greedy 4c decks ^^
TXC2: !decklist
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lithopseffect: just got here,
mtvcdm: This is a competitive thing after all.
Snail_On_Speed: thoracle is 7 points? wow
plichow: wooop woop
Dobbykroket: round 4, is that match 4 (so all the quarters) or something else?
lithopseffect:
i wasn't expecting to see Graham on commentary and i'm so stoked
Electrum516: @Snail_On_Speed cards a go one
ThankYouUro: as it should be
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KakuEpsilon: @Snail_On_Speed You don't need to go all points all the time.
DigitalSeahorse: this is slightly less casual
Sibwow: professional REL
Kykiwi: COMP
hd_dabnado: REAL COMP
shamblingkrenshar: Card Games: Serious Business
CaptainSpam: srs magic tonight
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Dmc3628: this is Strictly Business
TXC2: the stakes are in fact higher then ever!
A_Dub888: Horse joke?\
TheWarbo: powerful business, serious magic
eshplode: Throwing cards? Highly encouraged!
princess_intell: it's so weird seeing actual comp-rel magic here
jacqui_lantern234: JUDGE LOVE
RocknGrohlNerd: throwing opponents at decklist? game loss ?
Hawkfrost000: deck checks for Highlander must be challenging
AttackCowboy: @A_Dub888 Slow play warning that can be escalated
gibbousm: If Wheeler is playing, how are they also commentating?
grgriffin3: Fancy AND schmancy? Wow!
shamblingkrenshar: @A_Dub888 Good question: What is the penalty for telling a horse joke?
Croc64: @gibbousm boldly
shurtal: Wheeler is a wizard, explanation over
whiteravenlord: Ooooo a trophy
ToastyLoaff: astral projection
princess_intell: @A_Dub888 eviction from the premesis, presumably
Pyroxx___: @gibbousm clones
flatluigi: woo alex commentary
jacqui_lantern234:
Alex
S33bs:
TRENT SCUMBAG MCINTYRE
gibbousm: Darn, I wanted to hear Wheeler live commentate their matches
smthng_dffrnt: Alex on commentary???
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TXC2: "may"
DigitalSeahorse: nothing that's classed as poor sportsmanship like putting out your opponent's eye with a D20
darkora:
Wheeler will be using clone jutsu so he can commentate for his games
ChrisAndCall: sure.
spencerksl: Ben going with RDW - clearly afraid of losing to BUG time walk and 4c Spearmint.
TXC2: but yes, lets go Wheeler!
coachNelly: The lsv of Canadian highlander theydies and gentlequeers
DigitalSeahorse: mind you that's not allowed during casual either
Dalrint: What makes something 'canadian highlander' as a format?
TXC2: and remember chat: the players can't see us
Kykiwi: and they are off!
Sage0fMadness: !canlander
josh1273436: Did players know who their 1st round matchup was before they registered their decks? Like could they meta for their 1st round opponent and the field or just the field?
Darkjudge07: Greetings from Perú guys,Big fan of yours
Sibwow: portmanteaux
TXC2: hello Darkjudge07 welcome
KakuEpsilon: Red Deck Wins for Wheeler? More like Rodeo Dominating Wheeler.
jacqui_lantern234: @coachNelly "theydies and gentlequeers" is a powerful statement i can get behind
DeM0nFiRe: Weath
Dalrint: @Sage0fMadness Thanks,
ElfLawyer: wow, turn 1 fetch into a triome? what a unique start
hd_dabnado: @Sibwow poutmintoe
mtvcdm: Players can't see us and even if they could they do not care. They're just focused on their match.
KakuEpsilon: Also, wow, actual Robin Sorensen. This is so cool.
croisvoix1: @coachNelly yeah but no one here is a cryptobro
ElfLawyer: I hope they don't show them chat
garruksgardener: Pour My toes
FurthestChunk: cheevo unlocked
glencc91: New here! What is canadian highlander??
Sage0fMadness: !canlander
Loonatic93: @coachNelly Heckuva assumption to make there.
Kykiwi: lol
LoadingReadyRun:
FYI: Players cannot see chat or the stream preview
Sibwow: I will, benjamin
Sage0fMadness: i'll allow it
Rogueist: lets gooo kavu time
croisvoix1: Oh my child!
JadedTrekkie: Kavu gaming
as_ever_ellesandra: That is a thick kavu
Anubis169:
thankies Paul 
hd_dabnado: modern horizons 😔
smthng_dffrnt: danke, Paul!
Rogueist: zoo enjoyers
ShaevaCado:
Kykiwi: uh oh
gibbousm: are we going for it?
JadedTrekkie: No way.
ToastyLoaff: "Mom? Its Eladamri. Can you come get me?"
Applecrisp: 2 mana 4/4 with upside: Modern Horizons 2
Dmc3628: consultation in bound surely
TXC2: !card demonic consultation
LRRbot: Demonic Consultation [B] | Instant | Choose a card name. Exile the top six cards of your library, then reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a card with the chosen name. Put that card into your hand and exile all other cards revealed this way.
DigitalSeahorse:
Sibwow: the cheapest way is to aether vial in your oracle after drawing your deck naturally through 90+ turns
cmdrzellgaudis: Just jumped in and ready for the action! Did our players today pick new decks for this tournament or using decks that they had used previously for the tournament?
Snail_On_Speed: are MOM cards allowed in the decks for this tournament, or are they not legal yet in Canlander?
flatluigi: @cmdrzellgaudis decklists are closed until round 4, so we don't know
TXC2: Snail_On_Speed I presume they're not legal yet
Dmc3628: transmute for pact
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TXC2: (claps twice) TAINTED PACT
taz8806: wonder if connor has backup for pact combo?
BITs19_: !card pyrokinesis
LRRbot: Pyrokinesis [4RR] | Instant | You may exile a red card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Pyrokinesis deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures.
Sibwow: the spellspear i assume
hd_dabnado: revolutionary concept for red
shurtal: do they protecc?
EvilJin96: Just came online what did I miss?
grgriffin3: You heard it here first, Graham promises transformative new lines of play during this tournament!
josh1273436: Maybe the 2-drop Prowess card that flips?
copaceticcleric: no popeye stompy?
Snail_On_Speed: @josh1273436 I imagine so
Sibwow: we couldnt afford the popeye
WolfgangCloud: I bet Wheeler is playing the Prowess Khenra and the Phoenix
garruksgardener: its pronounced Jifts
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TXC2:
garruksgardener get out
josh1273436: @josh1273436 Yeah I played that card in both my draft and sealed this weekend and that card would be sweet in this format
Dmc3628: is that a mana leak in sorenson's hand
darkora: Jifts Unjiven? @garruksgardener
JadedTrekkie: ?????
TristalMTG: is oracle a scry? I thought it was an index
TheTunnelingCat: im guessing wheelers 2 new cards are khenra spepllspear, and wrenn's resolve
JadedTrekkie: How do you go for that without backup
garruksgardener: @darkora You got it!
croisvoix1: @TristalMTG closer to scry than index
Kykiwi: oooh
northos: @TristalMTG it's scry-ish, you keep one on top and rest on bottom
as_ever_ellesandra: @tristalmtg one on top rest to the bottom. As it was resolved
grgriffin3: It does signature damage
swannie113: clean answer from Robin awesome
Dmc3628: does prestige damage
josh1273436: @TheTunnelingCat Yeah maybe the 1-drop that deals 5 to a white or blue creature? I doubt it but possible
hd_dabnado: does physic damage
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extra_spicy_ramen: 3.1 damage versus 3
TristalMTG: I've literally never resolved the trigger with cards in my library, hah
Robot_Bones: its emotional damage
A_Dub888:
Snail_On_Speed: I would've exiled throacle
as_ever_ellesandra: Surprised Robin didn't smile the thoracle there. I'm curious if that allows Connor to get out of this situation
copaceticcleric: whatever they have going on? Connor has very supple wrists if I may say
northos: memory lapse? *Dandan intensifies*
DigitalSeahorse:
TheTunnelingCat: @josh1273436 doubt it, removal isnt in short supply in burn, so even with a hyper tuned meta its probably not ever good enough
raisins4life: we got a reader
mtvcdm: Robin just with big sig energy
HesGotNoPants: I've heard I should give up cedh for this format
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josh1273436: @TheTunnelingCat Yeah agreed I think it's unlikely but maybe possible, still agreed most likely the 2-drop prowess creature and the 2-drop that exiles top 2 and let's you play them
Amothertruckingunicorn: AlienDance RainTime Let's goooo I love canlander
shamblingkrenshar: Bragging Equity is critical
argetbrisingr: @HesGotNoPants eh they both have their advantages
Dmc3628: JtmS take me back
mtvcdm: When bragging rights are on the line, you can get people to do anything!
Xenotechie: that jace is still that jace
0rley: Unearth + Consultation inc
TemporallyAwry:
Jeez, has it really been 10 years? 
AtomicAlchemical: Jace kicking it old school
HesGotNoPants: Well I heard it from Graham @argetbrisingr
SnowbirdMike: glad to be here
garruksgardener: @HesGotNoPants I mean, don't give up a format you love, but canlander is really very fun and worth a shot. If you like CDH there is a good chance you'll enjoy it
ElfLawyer: this stream is amazing
Polar427: are decklists available?
shamblingkrenshar: If you went back to 2013 and told me "Jace is a pretty reasonable Magic card" I'd probably have exploded.
copaceticcleric: is jtms still a top 5 walker?
spencerksl: JTMS not even the best 4 cmc planeswalker anymore - minsc and boo has entered the chat
TXC2:
the mind sculptor is mearly good, what an age we live in
YeetTheRich_: thank you for having us graham
loorff: hi canlander community and wheeler (inclusive)
shurtal: Look up "Reasonable Magic Card" in the dictionary, and you'll see a picture of Jace, The Mind Sculpter
ToastyLoaff: daww
mtvcdm: !decklists
LRRbot: Decklists for the Highlander Championship will be made public after Round 4.
flowerseses: yay powerful magic. And I'm not too late to it!
Amothertruckingunicorn: if jtms was printed today it'd be 2 U 1 C no fateseal brainstorm +1
ElfLawyer: and I'm very happy LRR hosts Canlander content
MethInJune: This is my Super Bowl.
leschrak:
DigitalSeahorse: it's 1st
TomRMarks: Thank you for having us, great to be here
Legionnaire2017: nothin better to do on a sunday
mrMorphius:
ToastyLoaff: Our sunday best
swannie113:
midnightcurryjazz: Sunday Best
TotallyNotaBeholder:
hd_dabnado:
helps that it is a high quality stream of some paper magic
elelmtg: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 24:57.
ThankYouUro: Thanks for having up Graham, it's great to be here
TemporallyAwry:
You too Wheeler 
onninonnin: Thans you Dd
teholsblanket: Thank you Lrr!
KakuEpsilon: Thanks for having us, Graham, it's great to be here. /Wheeler Impression
SpicyNapalm: Powerful magic is best magic!
plichow: are there lines for thoracle to win or are they stuck playing a fair game when oracle is exiled
roticet: Came here for some powerful magic
Sage0fMadness: @Polar427 closed decklists until round 4 (this is a competitive event)
DawtDawtDawt:
AdamYMHMI: Dressed to the power nines
jacqui_lantern234:
if the hosts today are anything: its LOVED AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!
ziphon__:
You too Wheeler
raisins4life: holy lat nams legacy
Dmc3628: lat legacy alright
Sage0fMadness:
crashofbeat: ,im not even from canada but i absolutely love this format and the people playing it
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
JqlGirl: Love a lat nam's
ElfLawyer: We love you Benjamin Wheeler
theevermist: I'm just here in my sweatpants watching this on the second monitor while I study for my calc final
DigitalSeahorse: Wheeler gave me the giggles
HesGotNoPants: Callander has power 9? I'm out
hd_dabnado: lat-nam \o/
jacqui_lantern234:
@TXC2 
KakuEpsilon:
@theevermist Good luck! I believe you can do it!
Alas_Babylon: @HesGotNoPants That's half the point of the format, though there's limitations on them
TXC2: !canlander
TheTunnelingCat: the worst of the two lat-nam's legacy arts imo
LoadingReadyRun:
btw: we do have a room mic in the studio, hopefully you can hear that quietly, but we don't want to overpower the commentators
Robot_Bones: the first appearence of a Beeble
hd_dabnado: @LoadingReadyRun its a good level
SnowbirdMike: hahahahaha
swannie113: room mic sounds awesome
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun yeah, i can hear them faintly
Bunoc1: Its the first depiction of Loss.
seemsdeece: oh that's todd, John, Mike, and fred
jacqui_lantern234: i mean that in a good way
SnowbirdMike: early action figures
Xenotechie: that card would never be printed today, having to shuffle the card you put away is really unnecessary
KakuEpsilon: I think they're the Lat-Nam librarian Faeries
TheTunnelingCat: love the big book one, especially the coldsnap theme deck reprint version with it in new frame
wierdo_of_OZ: I'm pogging out of my mind time to witness some 2023 powerful magic
TXC2: #BringBackManaburn
wierdo_of_OZ: was canlander a format during manaburn?
VersusVices: Honestly, I wish Canalander was popular in my part of the world. This seems like fun, powerful magic.
Lazarenth: one of the few formats it is left legal in
Snail_On_Speed: they should bring back mana burn
Xenotechie: h-e-double hockey sticks of a card indeed
SwampSolRingGo: I dont know if it was said, but id love to hear about grahams deck style of choice if he had to play comp highlander events @loadingreadyrun
loorff: silly way to put your lands
KakuEpsilon: @Snail_On_Speed They did, on a commander.
warpstonewarlock: What is the official stance on proxies in Canlander?
ardn93: Loving the commentary focus on signatures and art. Makes up for the fact that I can't really follow any of the lines of strategy going on here. Still entertained!
nathnor: @Snail_On_Speed it didnt really do anything when it was a thing, so no point really
JqlGirl: M10
go_jul: oh dang, is that Robin Sorensen? Inventor of Sorensen tempo?
GreatWahooney: the very same
josh1273436: Did people know their QF opponent before they had to lock in their deck? Aka could they metagame for their QF match or just the field in general?
Dmc3628: yeah floated white to cast this mending
TheTunnelingCat: @warpstonewarlock you and your friends can do whatever youd like, but you cant play proxies in a tournament
TXC2: go_jul the very same
cmdrzellgaudis: Mana burn was definitely still around in 9th
invickthus: Are our favorite judges judging today?
shamblingkrenshar: I think Mana Burn went away circa what, Magic 2010?
spencerksl: GRAVEYARD ORDER MATERS
FurthestChunk: did robin just not play his land?
josh1273436: Makes sense!
croisvoix1: robin played and cracked that wasteland
swannie113: i think he wasted
FurthestChunk: ah right
Dmc3628: wasteland was the land played
Pintyhet: Did I hear Wheeler will be jamming later today?
croisvoix1: Wheeler is in the top 8
TXC2: Pintyhet he sure will be
TheTunnelingCat: many stores that do run events, allow some number, i know a store in newmarket that has a 10 card proxy limit that runs events every month
copaceticcleric: Is there anywhere that the seed/bracket is posted?
Dobbykroket: Wheeler's in the bracket
red2wedge: I remember putting in horrible cards (or at least less that optimal) that allowed for paying mana to prevent mana burn
shamblingkrenshar: Sarnvax claims another soul
thewolfisonfire: so you cannot meta around their meta to counter their meta with your meta?
go_jul: I joined late, is there a bracket anywhere?
johnsea: what in the world is this
TXC2: !canlander
GreatWahooney: @thewolfisonfire No metameta, only dandan
ToastyLoaff: Thats a prety plains
Lazarenth: the worst case is anticipate, the best case is banned in most formats
copaceticcleric: real talk: what do these decks do into bloodmoon
JqlGirl: Why is it Jeskai Green and not Wet Naya or Hot Bant or Temur White?
tantik666: is it live? Why 2022 in the title?
TXC2: copaceticcleric concede?
FurthestChunk: because it's jeskai with a green splash, i'd assume
false_witch: moist naya
TheTunnelingCat: @copaceticcleric counter it, or die slowly usually
flatluigi: @JqlGirl base jeskai, splash green
croisvoix1: the amount of green splash might literally be my child and minsc and boo out there
swannie113: Spearmint
Xenotechie: wizardcycling is just such an inherently funny word
teholsblanket: Wizardcycling!
TXC2: tantik666 it's the finals of the 2022 tourney
whiteravenlord: @tantik666 This is the championship for last year's season
flatluigi: @tantik666 it's the finals for last year's tournament
The_Ninjurai: @JqlGirl Why not Woody Jeskai
josh1273436: The green splash is almost certainly at least bc of Minsc and Boo
Dobbykroket: @tantik666 it's the finals of the 2022 canlander season
epicasey: what exiled the thoracle?
DigitalSeahorse: lol
shurtal: Bold Strategy
k0nfusius: fIND sNAPPY
tantik666: @tantik666 ty!
TheTunnelingCat: @epicasey the kavu
copaceticcleric: !decklist
croisvoix1: @epicasey the territorial kavu attack trigger
JqlGirl: Which judge?
TXC2: !decklist
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plichow: i want to see how connor gets out of this one
JqlGirl: Nice
LoadingReadyRun:
FYI: The bracket isn't online, but we will be showing it between rounds and periodically during the stream
ShaevaCado: no riftsweeper?
gibbousm: will we be seeing each match?
VersusVices: Thanks Paul!
PigmyWurm: does OG Lab Man see play any more?
theevermist: Isn't wheeler a player?
Dobbykroket: "everyone but the players" *looks at Wheeler*
bigdumbtank: Curious if there's any archetypes that Wheeler is surprised didn't show up
TheeFallen: What does green bring to jeskai tempo?
DeviantHS: i will bear with you
TXC2: theevermist yeap
DeviantHS: RAWRRRR
patbaer: We'll see the finals? Bold choice
aleete: @TheeFallen the beef
AttackCowboy: Fire // Ice is a perfect Magic card
Applecrisp: 👍 to every match streamed
go_jul: @TheeFallen oko and uro are in there i assume
DarknessKingCoH: I think I saw a Vedalken Aethermage which can also wizardcycle
cyanidevalentine: My brain just clocked that Sorenson is the player not the deck
plichow: Fire in response to fetch
KakuEpsilon: @bigdumbtank Nope, he Soul Read every single deck/player today.
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AllTheWeasels: Fire for lethal in response to fetch? love it
Hawkfrost000: FIREFACE
midnightcurryjazz: Robin is a large man.
Xenotechie: it would appear it was the scoop mode
nathnor: but have you seen the rain?
midnightcurryjazz: Wow
swannie113: Cowboy magic sometimes you jam it
copaceticcleric: I'm assuming the jean jacket was a meta call
TheTunnelingCat: @TheeFallen wrenn and six, tarmogoyf, oko, uro, territorial kavu
alialately: Those two men are the most Canadian-looking dudes I've ever seen.
0rley: Omnath
Xenotechie: wonder how the Wall of Tabletoppery will appear in the new moonbase
ChapsTheMC: do not shame the canadian tuxedo
croisvoix1: Kavu, kavu, kavu
TheeFallen: Those are strong cards indeed
copaceticcleric: I'm not he's rockin it
ToastyLoaff: They just call it Tuxido there
wierdo_of_OZ: whats thoracle playing white for?
Xenotechie:
DigitalSeahorse: xD
floyd3: Accurate
TristalMTG: not enough Roots gear for that
cmdrud87: eh
AttackCowboy: This Highlander? Canadian
croisvoix1: @wierdo_of_OZ teferi 3, silence maybe
SnowbirdMike: need some beer tho
coachNelly: Just here to play some good magic bud
hawaj_nextlevelblue: OMG never knew Sorensen is SO HOT🥵
copaceticcleric: Silence?
wierdo_of_OZ: !card fateful mending
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
alialately: That was written with lots of love!
Dmc3628: silence effects and damri's call
DeviantHS: i wonder. are all victorians island bois?
swannie113: Sev Rec?
Dalrint: so I never realized wizards banned their old racist cards. Good for them.
SinbadEV: "faithful"
floyd3: At the end of all this there can only be one Canadian standing!
RechargeableFrenchman: !card faithful mending
LRRbot: Faithful Mending [WU] | Instant | You gain 2 life, draw two cards, then discard two cards. / Flashback {1}{W}{U}
copaceticcleric: any cool meta tools in either deck?
invickthus: What brings us to today? Like, just a single tournament or several?
TheKingWiggins: Fun (false) fact: Robin Sorensen is named after the archetype, not the other way around
Scarbble: several, basically a whole year
TXC2: invickthus this is the end of the 2022 season
DigitalSeahorse: Canadians often look friendly and have nice looking faces
wierdo_of_OZ: @TheKingWiggins its a beautiful format
hd_dabnado: "40,000" lmao
Heavily_Played:
What are the sideboard options in this matchup?
Sage0fMadness:
@TheKingWiggins
JqlGirl: @LoadingReadyRun What are the points in the decks?
TheeFallen: Any canlander triple sleevers?
TXC2: !canlander
josh1273436: @invickthus I believe players qualify through the weekly Canlander tournaments at the Victoria LGS, Yellowjacket Comics
AlwaysHuman: Why is this 2022? Is it a replay?
Pintyhet: !card triumph of saint catherine
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Dobbykroket: @JqlGirl decklists aren't out yet
Pharmacistjudge: Question, can we get pronouns on the overlay?
matthaus_c: !card triumph of saint katherine
LRRbot: Triumph of Saint Katherine [4W] | Creature — Human Warrior [5/5] | Lifelink / Praesidium Protectiva — When Triumph of Saint Katherine dies, exile it and the top six cards of your library in a face-down pile. If you do, shuffle that pile and put it back on top of your library. / Miracle {1}{W}
wierdo_of_OZ: and theyre talking, let them chat!
Scarbble: @AlwaysHuman it's for the 2022 season
10Z0N33: is this event open decklist
Pintyhet: With a K!
Snail_On_Speed: Fun (true) fact: Thoracle is named for John Thoracle, who sadly didn't qualify for the tournament
TXC2: AlwaysHuman it's to decide the winner of the 2022 season
JqlGirl: @10Z0N33 No. Lists after quarters.
Kykiwi: their on the loading screen of cadlander
MechaKuuga: Is Sorenson wearing this "Toque" thing I have heard so much about?
boltmarrow_: @10Z0N33 nope, even the commentators dont know the lists
DigitalSeahorse: if you had an auto shuffler it would also speed things up
josh1273436: Do the YJ tournaments run with time or do rounds go until people win 2 games? Or is that not really a factor?
AlwaysHuman: @Scarbble @TXC2 Thank you
DigitalSeahorse: or two
Gwentian: What is the typical point spread of Thorvald?
mtvcdm: Well, *Wheeler* doesn't know, because he's playing later.
croisvoix1: One of the commentators is competing so no open decklists
aviduser2: do u get free mulligans if no/only lands?
FurthestChunk:
he's playing all the right lands, just not necessarily in the right order
Dobbykroket: @josh1273436 Bo3 for quarters, Bo5 for semi's/grands
10Z0N33: ooh thats interesting actually @boltmarrow_
Antimakker: aviduser2 nope
Gwentian: Thoracle
Sage0fMadness: @josh1273436 i don't believe they use timed rounds
TheTunnelingCat: @josh1273436 top 8s are usually untimed, though normal tournaments are timed
RechargeableFrenchman: @MechaKuuga that is indeed a toque, yes. Also known as a "beanie" in the US I believe.
matthaus_c: the Mothership Mulligan
josh1273436: @josh1273436 Yeah I got it for the top 8, was just wondering for their weekly tournaments, makes sense though don't want it going like a ton of hours on a weekly night
ToastyLoaff: Time to bring Canlander decks to Vintage tourneys
Xenotechie: smh look at these chumps not using the provably superior Saskatchewan Mulligan
cmdrzellgaudis: Are they doing Sorensen mulligan or London?
matthaus_c: the Sorensen Mulligan until Wheeler demoralised it
wierdo_of_OZ: london
Oraguu: !decks
mtvcdm: The Rhythm Cafe is closed today, so it's not like we're interrupting anything later.
Oraguu: !deck
TXC2: !decklist
LRRbot: Decklists for the Highlander Championship will be made public after Round 4.
Tazilak: Vintage singleton except the restricted list is based on a point system
swannie113: I wonder who was playing decks with under 30 lands
ToastyLoaff: The Shawinigan Mulligan
RechargeableFrenchman: Decklists aren't public until every quarterfinals match has finished
TXC2: time isn't real anyway
JDMan94: Graham, what would a Insburg mulligan look like
JqlGirl: it was sevveral years
neisan2112: It was about 2 years
JDMan94: I assume chaotic
matthaus_c: small disadvantage of Spearmint is you mulligan quite a bit for your colours
ChapsTheMC: Nsburg
DeviantHS: "any boy are they shuffling their deck"
DeviantHS: s
KakuEpsilon: @JDMan94 They wouldn't be allowed to broadcast it, because it would drive everyone mad.
The_Ninjurai: Why not Woody Jeskai?
JDMan94: Forgive me, been a sec since I Qwerp'd
ToastyLoaff: 'nsburg mullagain would be chucking your hhand into the pool filled with raccoons
bigdumbtank: "Not Black"
warpstonewarlock: @JDMan94 Exactly like current one, except racoon would shuflfle your deck
Sibwow: wheeler i understand that there is some contention over deck name conventions, where is creamur on this scale
Antimakker: it could be called Moist Naya
ImpulsiveTempo: @RechargeableFrenchman Beanies are a specific form of Toque. He is in fact wearing a beanie
midnightcurryjazz: Bushy Jeskai
Pintyhet: Creamur?!
TheMandrew: Temur White?
Tantusar: Vancouver was BFZ (Sep 2015) through Core Set 2020. (Jul 2019)
ChapsTheMC: Creamur
neisan2112: Jeskai Black deck SLAPPED
Pintyhet: Hell yeah, Creamur crew!
DigitalSeahorse: N'sburg would deal their cards from the bottom of the library and top the cards
Antimakker: Shiny-Leafy Izzet
thecrownjules_: CHREAMER ON MAIN?????
wierdo_of_OZ: @Sibwow creamur is just what you call your deck when youre trying to come on to your opponent
JDMan94: I...
as_ever_ellesandra: I hate this
Tom_Bruise: so Grasskai then?
AllTheWeasels:
Sibwow: i did it
ThankYouUro: urgh...
BITs19_: quote?
neisan2112: GRAHAM
Sibwow: i can retire
TemporallyAwry: !findquote cream
LRRbot: Quote #5334: "We aren't buying Canada ice cream!" —Graham [2018-09-27]
ToastyLoaff: creamy rug is my next band name
bobbyglitzer: Izzet Selesnya^^
croisvoix1: I love this
AbyssEtc: -_-
Pintyhet: There we go.
Bunzillah: moist naya?
weeadru: milky temur?
Snowcookies: !clip
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matthaus_c: gotta slobber the shag
mtvcdm: !addquote (Wheeler) [now] I like to keep a creamy rug.
LRRbot: New quote #8513: "I like to keep a creamy rug." —Wheeler [2023-04-16]
shurtal: Cream-ur, surely
thewolfisonfire: creamy if the white is devoid?
Pintyhet: We made it gross chat.
go_jul: hot bant is my fave
A_Dub888: Benjamin "Creamy Rug" Wheeler
FurthestChunk: we all know ben drops his yolks on the shag, that's pretty creamy
DigitalSeahorse:
point 
Sage0fMadness:
DarknessKingCoH: It really ties the room together
TXC2: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That tree is TOO WIDE. Why is it so wide??
HungryTanuki: Bant mayo ?
flowerseses: I am still the most partial to moist jund. it is just such a good mental image
DigitalSeahorse:
good point
shurtal: I prefer Salty Sultai
DigitalSeahorse: brb
Sibwow: now can we call the thoracle deck wet junk?
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Elenodul: Hot Bant
Dmc3628: hail Darcy
JqlGirl: DRC!
matthaus_c:
2 Mox + 4
LariatWest: didn't realize Eladamri's was a free-roll
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature — Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, Ledger Shredder connives.
ToastyLoaff: Shred Shred Shred!
TXC2: thank you Paul
RechargeableFrenchman: @LariatWest formerly pointed I believe
Pintyhet: Harvey Birdman is on the case!
nathnor: Shredding through the country side
LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.
croisvoix1: That card go crazy
Dmc3628: sure lotta Zero's running round
JqlGirl: But what about my ledgers?
LRRbot: Electrostatic Infantry [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Wizard [1/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Electrostatic Infantry.
KakuEpsilon: Holy cow, 7 Points for Oracle?
croisvoix1: Sorensen you're going to make me want to cheat on my partner here
KamekoSkye: LRRbot typing out what cards do when on the overlay is a nice addition to the stream
JDMan94: Oracle so be very good
JDMan94: Do*
TXC2: 3 2020's magic cards on the board
Gwentian: It's pretty insane to think thoracle is on the same point lvl as recall which says alot about thoracle in this format
afterveil: big ups
FurthestChunk: @KakuEpsilon and it's at the year-end even with that, card's fucked
Sage0fMadness: Sorenson gets my vote
matthaus_c: cut Opt, got it
JqlGirl: that's a muscle wizard if i've ever seen one.
LRRbot: Bloodchief's Thirst [B] | Sorcery | Kicker {2}{B} / Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 2 or less. If this spell was kicked, instead destroy target creature or planeswalker.
afterveil: choomba sent me here
whiteravenlord: @KakuEpsilon Its a win con with very little mana so its necessary to avoid blue decks from just throwing in it
Sage0fMadness: love me some muscle wizards
FurthestChunk: just utterly snapped in half
hd_dabnado: but mink said that opt should be banned /s
Pywodwagon: @hd_dabnado Thats in glad
ImpulsiveTempo: Sorenson named himself after the popular archetype Sorenson tempo
as_ever_ellesandra: Opt clearly pointed out of the list
LoadingReadyRun:
I will never not hear "Connive" as someone mispronoucing "knife"
KakuEpsilon: @whiteravenlord Yeah, that's very fair and true, I guess I just have never dealt with one in the wild, so I forget its cost, or how broken it is.
Sage0fMadness: @LoadingReadyRun classic Monty Python bit
mtvcdm: Ancestral Recall and Thassa's Oracle are two of five cards worth 7 points, the most of any cars. The other three: Time Walk, Time Vault and Black Lotus.
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun "what do you have there?" " A connive!" "NOO!"
Pintyhet: What do you have, Shredder? A knife!
whiteravenlord: @KakuEpsilon I see it a lot in cEDH videos, but I've also never really dealt with it in the wild
LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When Baleful Strix enters the battlefield, draw a card.
BrookJustBones: Is ancestral a cantrip? It's basically draw 2 cards with draw a card tacked on
matthaus_c: Ancestral Recall really should be 2.3 points because it's the third one that's worth 7 points
FurthestChunk: good bird
RechargeableFrenchman: @TXC2 That's not a connive, THIS is a connive
Sage0fMadness: "That's not connive. THIS is connive"
bigdumbtank:
Is Wheeler using the absolutely legitimate Mox Ruby from the North 100 Showdowns?
ImpulsiveTempo: @BrookJustBones Yes
Snail_On_Speed: do we have any repeated archetypes in the Top 8 today?
KakuEpsilon: @LoadingReadyRun Honestly, I would have expected that they both share an origin point.
Dmc3628: there's a MOM card
LRRbot: Faerie Mastermind [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flash / Flying / Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, you draw a card. / {3}{U}: Each player draws a card.
wierdo_of_OZ: thats legal!?
shamblingkrenshar: YATA!
Alas_Babylon: Yep
ImpulsiveTempo: YUTA YUTA YUTA
flatluigi: MoM cards are in fact legal starting on prerelease weekend now
flatluigi: (if you have the cards)
Symphoneers: Your card draw? Our card draw comrade.
patrick_stonecrusher: A wild Serge appears!
heckengine: Lol
matthaus_c: Blue-based Midrange players in the Discord all very high on Yuta
Sage0fMadness: @wierdo_of_OZ they said a bit ago MOM cards are legal for the tourney
matthaus_c: this is the Hullbreacher we deserve
hd_dabnado: its first competitive showcase
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epicasey: dope
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TXC2:
Mattmitchell45 and what dod they think of the card?
Snowcookies: Hello coffee raiders
TXC2: Hello raiders
TehAmelie: ohaio
ChapsTheMC: ooh brew vrew
Anubis169: Greetings brew crew!
grgriffin3: It's da Raidahs!
argetbrisingr: i think the room mic could stand to be a *little* louder
Alas_Babylon: Oh, that's spicy
Gwentian: Just is gonna GET Alot of combo players
Alas_Babylon: So now the second card will be drawn too early
shamblingkrenshar:
Yeah why is this card not red? 
HungryTanuki: New card !
ImpulsiveTempo: @wierdo_of_OZ cards on now legal after the first prerelease day
Dmc3628: connive trigger for ponder
KakuEpsilon:
Raiders!
LRRbot: Logic Knot [XUU] | Instant | Delve / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}.
FurthestChunk: logic knot is spicy
ToastyLoaff: close enough
matthaus_c: gimme a counterspell with dredge
heckengine: Ayo
Dmc3628: one of those D graveyard words
FurthestChunk: god imagine a dredge counter spell
ImpulsiveTempo: thats a lot of birds
TXC2:
Wheeler with the mind games
matthaus_c: fix it in post
praxisispraxis: did robin draw?
raulghoulia: I'm intimidated by Wheeler's knowledge and wit
go_jul: give me a cantrip with dredge
Symphoneers: We'll fix it in the edit.
ToastyLoaff: Heather, edit that out
AllTheWeasels: @FurthestChunk shiver down my spine. not sure if it was a good shiver or a bad one
TXC2: use take two
matthaus_c: is Yuta an honorary bird
eshplode: It's always impressive when the games are live but the commentary is prerecorded
cmdrud87: @graham_lrr Sorry, we're live, Pal
Jepardil: @FurthestChunk Both
Antimakker: f*ck it we do it live!
FurthestChunk: i would definitely be the kind of person that would love to draw a counterspell every turn
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
Spades_Slicc: Just wait till Wheeler sees the 4/1 fish
FurthestChunk: dredge counter spell should never be printed
Xenotechie: people talk about leg day but ledge day is where the real gains are made
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MollyPalooza: Man if the announcers had this much fun all the time I'd watch more comp REL
Dmc3628: fury evoked
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
smthng_dffrnt: Oh hey, it's one of the flash incarnations!
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Gwentian: Kinda hope to see [chromeshell shark] in the artefacts deck later on that boy is BIG
FurthestChunk: yep fury definitely has flash
ImpulsiveTempo: DOG
ImpulsiveTempo: DIG
ImpulsiveTempo: DOG
Pywodwagon: @smthng_dffrnt lmao, lol
flatluigi: dog?
Xenotechie: chromehost shark you mean?
KakuEpsilon: @FurthestChunk No, it has Evoke. >>
FurthestChunk: thatsthejoke.jpeg
Antimakker: monkaS
LRRbot: Reanimate [B] | Sorcery | Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. You lose life equal to its mana value.
RocknGrohlNerd: spicy
HungryTanuki: SPICY
Antimakker: that's a re ANIME t
AllTheWeasels: oh that's hot
colin_the_fool: SPICY
Dmc3628: reanimate the fury spicy meatballs
BITs19_: !card fury
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
TXC2: offa
Xenotechie: reanimate, truly the ghost pepper of magic
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
dinkledankledonkle: Interesting to see faerie mastermind against thoracle, since the second ability hoses the combo
bellows_bellows: nice!
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
BlueMechanic: I'm starting to see why the Faerie Mastermind is good now
TXC2: it's counter's O'clock!
LRRbot: Dragon's Rage Channeler [R] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Dragon's Rage Channeler gets +2/+2, has flying, and attacks each combat if able.
Gwentian: @xenotechie correct my bad was mixing it with the chromeshell CRAB 🦀 which would infact be just as spicy
warpstonewarlock: *flashback to that James vs Alex crapshot*
Xenotechie: oh ya that's a bigun
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
noisyblizzard: what's the card exiled with force of will?
matthaus_c: @noisyblizzard memory lapse
spencerksl: connoir didnt draw a card from the faierie I am pretty sure
Alas_Babylon: Fun fact: Yuta wanted Faerie Mastermind to be a 1/3
spencerksl: I think connor is down a card
Tremerss: they both drew at the same time
ChapsTheMC: hard raggy counter
FurthestChunk: i'm fairly sure i saw connor drew the card
KakuEpsilon: @spencerksl He did.
Dmc3628: he did draw
spencerksl: ah kk
Dmc3628: he had to go down another card for the FoW
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: he definetly drew
patpatpatb: nice try spence
Alas_Babylon: He did, but the way FM works is that two cards are drawn if its activated ability is done during your opponent's turn
midnightcurryjazz: there is a judge in the room
spencerksl: @patpatpatb *slaps forehead*
matthaus_c: and baby Thalia
TheMerricat:
Hearing Wheeler talking about 2017 being 'outmoded' hits hard chat....
KakuEpsilon: @FurthestChunk Don't you mean "I'm Fairy sure?"
FurthestChunk: no
SmashTCG: 1/3's hold swords real good
LRRbot: Lat-Nam's Legacy [1U] | Instant | Shuffle a card from your hand into your library. If you do, draw two cards at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Mr_Horrible: to be fair a 2/1 also blocks ragavan, just not as successfully
KakuEpsilon: @Mr_Horrible He wanted it to be preventative to both those cards
Xenotechie: The Simian lives rent free in all our heads indeed
SmashTCG: Sorensen..... Always giving us robins a bad name, playin control decks
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I grok that, just being facetious
kujalet:
hello chat 
Gwentian: Nice watch robin!
LRRbot: Otawara, Soaring City | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / Channel — {3}{U}, Discard Otawara, Soaring City: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
ToastyLoaff:
TXC2: hello kujalet welcome
Snowcookies: damage!
KakuEpsilon: So, is a normal Tournament of Highlander always Best Of Three and then Best of Five in the finals, or is that only for this year End Tourney?
matthaus_c: the Double Strike on Fury is a hell of a thing. surely very necessary line of text
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TheeFallen: Are proxies allowed in this tournament? Not CE/IE I mean ones out of a home printer
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KakuEpsilon: @Mr_Horrible Ah, right sorry. D:
Dmc3628: the evoked fury was spicy but the reanimation was just as picante
RechargeableFrenchman: Attacking with one of the opponent's creatures no less
neisan2112: Attacking with the OP's card too
GrassVortex:
whatever way you win
TXC2: TheeFallen I presume no
SmashTCG: Robin out here with a carhart toque
SmashTCG: Very canadian
ToastyLoaff: Sorry
TheeFallen: @TXC2 ty
Ukon_Cairns: Fury do be a powerful attacker in the WUBG Thoracle deck
JadedTrekkie: I was gonna ask if you play gifts
ImpulsiveTempo: @JadedTrekkie get in the call
TXC2: so gifts is to Canlander as Emergent ulitmatum is the HBrawl
colin_the_fool: is consultation pointed?
JadedTrekkie: The plie, for those wondering, is Snapcaster, Unearth, Thoracle, Consultation
JadedTrekkie: @colin_the_fool no
SmashTCG: Oh yeah, Hate mana drain
matthaus_c: @TXC2 yep, Emergent Ultimatum is a baby Gifts
ImpulsiveTempo: @JadedTrekkie why are you here? but not in the watch party?
loorff: how do we petition scryfall to put canlander points on cards
copaceticcleric: Is Jeskai Green the kinda deck that floots?
fairiefae: !uptime
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taimiii: Hello you wonderful canadians, hello chat, hello rest of the world.
TXC2: hello taimiii welcome
mishrasbauble: i totally forgot this event started :'( wanted to catch the entire thing
thejonnay: !bingo
fairiefae: Taimi like guild wars wow
matthaus_c: @copaceticcleric it can be. not a very popular choice currently, but it's always in the considering pile
ImpulsiveTempo: I'm not even Canadian and I enjoy this format!
Natedogg2: Good old Magic. Nothing beats Magic.
SmashTCG: WHOA, some illegal discussion out there, No playin for anti
Antimakker: Okay so the important question! How many points is Yargle in canlander? Also have you guys evaulated Yargle and Multani?
taimiii: @fairiefae I always hear that. But I still have no clue who that is
mishrasbauble: also great to see graham on the commentary team!
toastiferous: is there a bracket?
frank_the_great: I'm not even Highlander and I enjoy this format
Orphio333: Wait isn't Canadian highlander just the same thing twice
frostownik: I have visited several highlands and I enjoy the format
AdamYMHMI: I'm not an embattled immortal and I enjoy this format, so we're all in good company.
cmdrud87: And EDH!
DNAli3n: won't be long for me, because i'm going to bed in an hour. #EUproblems
Sage0fMadness: I've never been beheaded and i enjoy this format
Mr_Horrible: Auslander, where they play upside-down
Sibwow: what about old dragon
secretspud: Australian Highlander plays with their decks Face up.
constablecrab: TBH I just love good commentary. I don’t need to understand the game.
matthaus_c: Eurolander is a very nice portmanteau
SmashTCG: what about aged lizard
copaceticcleric: Australian highlander, AKA "points list roulette"
loorff: the website calls it european highlander
CasualKing21: Are the points the same for all 3 formats?
kaareendrup: We have a scandinavian highlander here as well!
ImpulsiveTempo: Can we get an advertisement for the official highlander discord?
fraleynation5: my friends in germany on an exchange and plays european highland
Jadespore: @secretspud no its lands in front creatures behind
JadedTrekkie: @ImpulsiveTempo who would do that
virre_: Do we become honorific (meta) Canadians if we play Canadian Highlander
Mr_Horrible: But Wheeler, the opportunity for "Deutschlander" is *right* there
Sage0fMadness: @CasualKing21 no it's one of the differentiating factors
CasualKing21: Gotcha, thanks Wheeler! ♥️
theevermist: I hear that there is also a niche format of highlander that involves elder dragons
mtvcdm: (unless you're playing for ante, in which case no)
fraleynation5: Sharhazad is banned is so lamed
TheSilverGekko: lurrus banned?
CasualKing21: @sage0fmadness Thank you!
ImpulsiveTempo: Can we get an advertisement for the official highlander discord?
SpiffGames: Shaharazad (sp)
Loonatic93: Then why not Victorialander or B.C.lander?
SmashTCG: yes.... joke
Sibwow: lurrus was unbanned in vintage
RocknGrohlNerd: so time vault?
Mr_Horrible: to which everyone responds "Yes, it's funny"
fraleynation5: shahrazad needs to be unbanned
copaceticcleric: "ouphe to 12 points"
Pyroxx___: I mean, how much good does 3feri really do?
Sage0fMadness: !canlander
DoRBIRD_2: discord gang!
RechargeableFrenchman: @Loonatic93 I believe because there is currently no other also Canadian variant of Highlander so the extra specificity isn't useful
TXC2: !youtube
frank_the_great: It's cool that stickers and attractions are highlander legal
KakuEpsilon: Do we have a command of what's currently on the points list?
croisvoix1: @KakuEpsilon it would not fit in a command
ImpulsiveTempo: Is he on a mulligan to 3?
copaceticcleric: It's a little too many cards
matthaus_c: @frank_the_great Most Dangerous Gamer and Lifetime Pass Holder are quite real, too!
TheTunnelingCat: @KakuEpsilon you can find that on the website
KakuEpsilon: @croisvoix1 No, I'm thinking a link to the website where the points list lives. >>;
TXC2: !card thought lash
LRRbot: Thought Lash [2UU] | Enchantment | Cumulative upkeep—Exile the top card of your library. / When a player doesn't pay Thought Lash's cumulative upkeep, that player exiles all cards from their library. / Exile the top card of your library: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you this turn.
neisan2112: SOme of the grossest art too
Tantusar: i don't think the discord is actually linked from the website (and no this is not me asking to be linked it in chat)
Sage0fMadness: love that card
matthaus_c: excuse you that art is just sexy
neisan2112: Oh its great art, its just ho
croisvoix1: @croisvoix1 the canlander website in the above command has the points list easily accessible
Pintyhet: It plays Field of Dreams for gods sake.
Natedogg2: Give me your weird land combos - I'm sure I can't go more insane.
ImpulsiveTempo: mull to 5
Pintyhet: !card Field of Dreams
LRRbot: Field of Dreams [U] | World Enchantment | Players play with the top card of their libraries revealed.
josh1273436: I have a Thought Lash in my binder from a 1000 card lot I bought in like 2012 I think?, nice to have now
JadedTrekkie: !card Telepathy
LRRbot: Telepathy [U] | Enchantment | Your opponents play with their hands revealed.
Xenotechie: "five colour thassa's oracle" sounds like the deckbuilding equivalent of an everything baagel
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: !card revelation
LRRbot: Revelation [G] | World Enchantment | Players play with their hands revealed.
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: Who is the judge?
boltmarrow_: canlander players are physically incapable of restraining banter with their opponent
bigdumbtank: It's called 'Canadian' highlander because you're equally likely to break out into frendly chit-chat and mtg theory between games 2-3 as play magic.
thewolfisonfire: hmm, did they decide draw and play by discussion?
TXC2:
JadedTrekkie God I used to think that was the best card
LRRbot: Zagoth Triome | Land — Swamp Forest Island | Zagoth Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
mishrasbauble: who are the judges for the event?
toastiferous: what other players are in the top 8?
raisins4life: that's a euro one right?
JadedTrekkie: @TXC2 !card Wasitora
TheTunnelingCat: theres also mirror of fate, which is a 5 mana artifact that lets you take up tp 7 face up exile cards, then exile your library and shuffle those in
Sharkfists: we got a reader!
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land — Island Mountain | As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Sibwow: whats the proxy/gold border policy for todays magic?
LRRbot: Electrostatic Infantry [1R] | Creature — Dwarf Wizard [1/2] | Trample / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Electrostatic Infantry.
accountmadeforants: "Hold on, this taps for BLUE mana? When did this get printed?"
JqlGirl: muscle wizard is back
Wiliart: The Spacics, great nickname.
matthaus_c: Sorensen exerting a lot of Land choice style over his opponent
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
Pintyhet: I pick up packs of Unfinity all the time just for the lands slot.
Sibwow: the old sleight of hand
LRRbot: Mana Confluence | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add one mana of any color.
LRRbot: Grim Tutor [1BB] | Sorcery | Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle. You lose 3 life.
kaareendrup: Did Robin miss a land drop?
LRRbot: Spell Pierce [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
Hawkfrost000: have we seen any power yet today?
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
Hawkfrost000: OH MAN
raisins4life: funny you mention that
Dmc3628: speak of the devil
ImpulsiveTempo: A call POG!!!
Xenotechie:
the casual ancestral recall
epicasey: lights out
SmashTCG: Love drawing three cards
Natedogg2: Not enough people are playing Ancestral Recall.
annathoth: recall!
as_ever_ellesandra: 3rd card on the ancestral was windswept
as_ever_ellesandra: Right where you needed it
TXC2:
Hawkfrost000 good timing
JadedTrekkie: @Natedogg2 underrated card smh
Antimakker: I do belive this is called, snowball
Sharkfists: spell pierce doing a good time walk impression this game
raisins4life: I believe that's a "bluey-greeny" in serge terms
Pintyhet: So Robin on a tempo deck with threats that grow as you play the game and defend them.
Pintyhet: Shocking.
thewolfisonfire: "force target player to draw 3 cards" sounds like a skill check
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: @Pintyhet thats removal, not a threat
croisvoix1: @thewolfisonfire it's a tech play in this matchup
LRRbot: Solve the Equation [2U] | Sorcery | Search your library for an instant or sorcery card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Dmc3628: solving equations ooh
LRRbot: Lose Focus [1U] | Instant | Replicate {U} / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
matthaus_c: Lose Focus my beloved
ElfLawyer: Is that Electrostatic Infantry? I love that card
thewolfisonfire: @thewolfisonfire Intimidate check, I mean.
croisvoix1: @ElfLawyer it is
Xenotechie: regrettably, recall significantly improving the odds of indeed, Having It
GreatWahooney: oh yeah it's very hard to solve equations when you lose focus. checks out.
ToastyLoaff: @thewolfisonfire It helps get through ensaring bridge
Sage0fMadness: @ElfLawyer he's getting Lorge
Pintyhet: @kaliuniqueusernamesaredum Ayy, got me.
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
SmashTCG: wow, kinda hate Lose focus
Kykiwi: dang tempo
ElfLawyer: @ElfLawyer he's a big boi
TXC2: Replicate can be done any number of times right?
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Hawkfrost000: GOYF
Hawkfrost000: MY BOI
Pintyhet: @txc2 Yep
Sage0fMadness: @TXC2 correct
matthaus_c: @TXC2 sure can
TXC2: thanks chat
JqlGirl: goyf, another card that's still pretty OK
Pintyhet: Cheaper too!
go_jul: goyf being a 10 euro card makes me sad somehow
Pintyhet: We love an affordable Goyf.
LRRbot: Hallowed Fountain | Land — Plains Island | As Hallowed Fountain enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
TXC2: Goyf, old enough to voye
TXC2: *vote
Th0nk1ng: thoracle seems so sweet.. Currently on flash hulk, and I love that deck.. wondering If I shouldn't try out thoracle.. unsure which is better
Kykiwi: GGS
matthaus_c: go Spearmint!
TXC2: thats game!
croisvoix1: kavu deck!
Pintyhet: Creamur taking it down.
Hawkfrost000: Robin "Sorensen" Sorensen
colin_the_fool: ggs, great games a around so far
Sage0fMadness: add Minsk and Boo to the "why add green to Jeskai" list
Dmc3628: spell piercing the grim tutor and lose foucsing the solve was a double lumbar check
Polar427: is this single elimination
annathoth: I should play more tempo
TXC2: Polar427 yes
KakuEpsilon: @go_jul I think you should feel happy that more people will get to play with it but I can understand if you bought them when they were more expensive.
Sage0fMadness: heckuva round 1
LathosTiran: ham sandwich = 63 card standard deck
flatluigi: i think it's in the top eight scariest decks today
Polar427:
ty @txc2 
YeetTheRich_: the most anxiety inducing deck
The_Ninjurai: Who is that Benjamin Wheeler guy?
TemporallyAwry:
@LathosTiran Isn't that a ham sandwich with cheese?
Dmc3628: also a good portmanteau
MrQBear: wow, every deck but wheeler running White Blue. those must be strong colors!
copaceticcleric: 8 different decks???
cptcobalt: really loving the golf commentary vibe as I have this on tv while i'm doing chores, this is S-tier coverage for that
AttackCowboy: Wheeler: Thoughts on your matchup?
Th0nk1ng: are decklists available?
ImpulsiveTempo: Robin "Sorenson" Tempo "Sorenson" Sorenson
DapperKoala2: Now I just want a Ham Sandwich with Cheese (not the deck)
matthaus_c: @Sage0fMadness M&B, Oko, W6, Uro, Omnath, Goyf, Kavu, Coatl, Life From The Loam... very strong cards all around
colin_the_fool: graham 10/10 wumby shirt
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Pintyhet: Lots of four color decks here. I wonder if Wheeler is running a fun one point red card?
TXC2: !break
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go_jul: @go_jul im happy that its affordable, but i spent wayy to much on mine before taking a break
YeetTheRich_: well played sir
croisvoix1: @Pintyhet guaranteed he is
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RevolverRossalot: Benjamin Freewheler commentating on Benjamin Fleshwheeler's match?
RedtheLily: @YeetTheRich_ ah, i missed it, what was it?
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Pintyhet: RDW not a deck name but an ethos.
Sage0fMadness: @Sage0fMadness yeah we were discussing it before but no M&B mentioned - i saw M&B in Sorenson's hand
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JadedTrekkie: Robin "Sorenson" Sorensen
JadedTrekkie: Abandoning the storm faith smh
ImpulsiveTempo: @JadedTrekkie Robin "Sorenson" Tempo "Sorenson" Sorenson
snortablecola: Is there a cool and good way to access this event’s decklists?
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Pintyhet: Robin “Robin “Sorenson” Sorenson” Sorenson
communist_cat_girl: how long has the berak been?
JadedTrekkie: @snortablecola They will be public after r4
flatluigi: about thirty seconds
croisvoix1: @snortablecola after the fourth match
snortablecola: @jadedtrekkie awesome thanks
matthaus_c: praying to see Robin cast a dog
Gwentian: @communist_cat_girl just started
thirsty_kitteh: communist_cat_girl: was abtou 1:30 when you messaged, some more to go, also I love the name
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Pintyhet: Too bad we won’t see a wheeler v Sorenson finale.
JadedTrekkie: Serensen
Antimakker: Is MAtthew Grier's deck supposed to be Jeski or JEskai Tempo
DigitalSeahorse:
Antimakker: ?
ImpulsiveTempo: Robin "Serensen"
DigitalSeahorse:
shurtal: i jus tgot back, who won, Robin or Connor?
matthaus_c: Robin
Pintyhet: Robin
TXC2: Robin
Pintyhet: In three.
shurtal: thank yoU!
whydustin: robin crushed game 3
snortablecola: Soren Robinson
Pintyhet: Good match.
Gwentian: Hope we get to see a Wheeler vs Sorensen match for the true cowboy magic
shurtal: Robin "Sorensen" Sorensen
Pintyhet: Robbin’ Robin “Sorenson” Sorenson.
brieandbacon: !bgc
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hd_dabnado: still my favorite road quest song
HungryTanuki:
That reanimate on Fury in match 2 though 
ImpulsiveTempo: Soresan
TXC2: Robin "Robin "Soresen" Soresen" Soresen
Pintyhet: If he didn’t win it would be a Soren sin.
Gwentian: I'm still disappointed no one brought hubris cannon today.
LingoBox: Just tuned in, did wheeler as the premiere lands pilot of the format bring Lands?
josh1273436: @LingoBox Wheeler brought RDW
KakuEpsilon: @Gwentian That's more of a Meme deck and not usually used in a serious setting like this.
TXC2: !lrrmove
Rogueist: cant believe the artifacts deck doesnt even have red
goosevonkaiser: like the premiere rdw pilot that wheeler is
LingoBox: That's sad. By the way, @josh1273436 what exactly stands RDW for?
Mischievous_Catgeist: had to step away who won?
internetprettyboy: when are we coming back from break?
thewolfisonfire: Road Quest remix?
Gwentian: What 2 cards from MOM do you guys think Wheeler is running, it must be the raptor FOR SURE
terribleplan: Red Deck Wins
SmashTCG: Eventually
BlaccLamb: @lingobox red deck wins
josh1273436: @LingoBox Red Deck Wins, basically mono-red aggro
TXC2:
RDW = Relly dank walls
LingoBox: Oh yeah makes sense now xD
LingoBox: THanks guys
neisan2112: I assume he brought it specifically to cast Price of Progress and Blood Moon with all these 3-4c decks
KakuEpsilon: @LingoBox Rodeo Dominator Wheeler. No wait, Red Deck Wins.
thewolfisonfire: @TXC2 that's what she said
goosevonkaiser: @TXC2 here we go waaalls, here we go!
josh1273436: @Gwentian Raptor or the 2-drop prowess and then the 2-drop that exiles the top 2 cards and let's you play them until your next turn
Antimakker: Robin "Robeen "Roubien SoreandSen" Soresan" Sorensen TXC2 did i write the name down correctly?
TXC2: Antimakker lets say yes
LingoBox: @KakuEpsilon I quite like that. Now Ive got an image of Wheeler in my head where he wears a Cowboy outfit xD
KakuEpsilon: @neisan2112 He would not have known pre-emptively what everyone would bring, but he did mention acbsolutely soul reading every deck in the format.
gimbles_jr: this song is a banger
Gwentian: @josh1273436 there is also the 3 drop battle that domes for 4 with a really good creature on the back
KakuEpsilon: @LingoBox You've never been to a Wheeler Home stream. You should check out his offline screen.
TXC2: !homestream
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LingoBox: @KakuEpsilon That's right. Im basically watching LRR (including Wheeler) for MTG related stuff
Gwentian: @kakuepsilon or just his intro song, that track is magic, some would say cowboy magic infact.
neisan2112: @KakuEpsilon Yeah that's what I was thinking since he sort of predicted what would be here
TXC2: oooh Meg's mom stream tomorrow!
TXC2: *monster
Gwentian: I know battle's are mostly too slow//clunky in this format but I'm hoping to see at least 1
a7xjoker93: Afternoon chat. I missed the end of round 1 after the reanimate. How did things wrap up?
matthaus_c: few years down the line we'll have the Oko of Battles
Pintyhet: Robin got it
KakuEpsilon: @Gwentian There's a couple that are playable, but that's a very low number of cards possible
TXC2: matthaus_c please Gods no
Gwentian: Sorenson sorensoned with Sorenson
Pintyhet: Connor had to mull to five and Robin hit a stride quick.
a7xjoker93: Thank you @pintyhet . 2-0, or 2-1?
CadoiPi: eta on being back?
TXC2: 2-1
Pintyhet: 2-1
TXC2: CadoiPi breaks take as long as they need to
Mai_Andra: ♫
a7xjoker93: Thanks chat!
brieandbacon: @txc2 at least twice as long as half their length
KakuEpsilon: @Gwentian No, he was on Jeskai Green Tempo. :3
TXC2: brieandbacon exactly
wiigamer1995: !decks
DigitalSeahorse:
TXC2: !decklist
LRRbot: Decklists for the Highlander Championship will be made public after Round 4.
DigitalSeahorse: !mmove
Antimakker: wiigamer1995 no decklists yet, only after semifinals
KakuEpsilon: We won't get to see decklists until after Round 4.
TXC2: !lrrmove
Gwentian: These decks sound super interesting and i can't wait to see them in action.
Megakatten: What an absolutely awful delivery of the message from mod. Reads in a very aggressive tone imo
wiigamer1995: i see thank you
DigitalSeahorse: ah that's the link
wiigamer1995: anything spicy from what has been streamed?
CasualKing21: Did they say who'll be on commentary for round 2?
wiigamer1995: deck wise
Ariamaki: Is there a LRRBot command to check the current music during breaks?
Juliamon: Megakatten What message?
Ariamaki: @CasualKing21 I think they mentioned Alex would be one
TXC2: CasualKing21 Graham and Nelson
Juliamon: Ariamaki No, LRRbot isn't connected to that
Megakatten: CadoiPi breaks take as long as they need to @juliamon
Ariamaki: Damn. Can anyone tell me what it is then? A friend is asking.
duresspls: CANLANDER championships??? hell yes
DigitalSeahorse: hai Alex
TXC2: and we're back
flateric_: FREE ARENA CODE FOR CHAT: 882C7-DCDA6-9E0B0-908E3-45997
HungryTanuki: Hi Alex ! Hi Nelson !
Pintyhet: Alex and Nelson!!!
neisan2112: NElly Allex hey!!
DigitalSeahorse: cool shirt
Snowcookies: Hello Nelly and Alex
goosevonkaiser: suit nelly! suit nelly!
duresspls: nelson looking suave
before_damage: The last time they let a bot connect to all their stuff they lost a moonbase
ExachixKitsune: @Ariamaki That music was from the "The Glory Day" Albumn by "Big Giant Circles"
DigitalSeahorse: Nelson so fancy
Pintyhet: Great team here.
JadedTrekkie: Alex in his classic outfit
Juliamon: Megakatten How would you have worded it? There's no set length for breaks.
CasualKing21: Lol shortly after I ask who's gonna be o commentary they get back from break
YeetTheRich_: the powerfullest magic
AttackCowboy: On a scale of 1-10, how powerful is this magic?
cmdrud87: Whoop Whoop
TXC2:
flateric_ please don't post codes straight into chat
ExachixKitsune: Ariamaki : Sorry "The Glory Days"
flateric_: :c
Murkemurk: is this a rerun?
Dmc3628: breaking the 10 scale
Pintyhet: Alex on his LOOK which is 🔥
Ariamaki: @ExachixKitsune Thanks!
DigitalSeahorse: everyone looking so good
Haroldholmes25: @Murkemurk this is live
ToastyLoaff: Cant play Lurris in Vintage
seemsdeece: is sound not synced for anyone else
matthaus_c: @ToastyLoaff yes you can
Gwentian: Good to see 2 go fast players commentating a game with the most goest fastest deck RDW
Pintyhet: Lurrus is legal again.
Murkemurk: @Haroldholmes25 Why is it the 2022 championship?
ToastyLoaff: it is?!
goosevonkaiser: "what's new, pussycat?" the format
wkufan89: No syncing issues here
Juliamon: Murkemurk It's the championship for the 2022 league
FurthestChunk:
pulling for my boy Benjamin "Thank You For Having Me, It's Great To Be Here" Wheeler, hope he gets a 
turn one all his games
YeetTheRich_: red decks never win
Murkemurk: @Juliamon Thanks
patbaer: This is the 2022 tournament because.... scheduling is hard
bytecaster: Is it a red deck?
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Pintyhet: What is the Price of Progress? DEATH
DapperKoala2:
@YeetTheRich_ Ah yes, when I'm piloting it.
Kykiwi: they attack with a monkey
wiigamer1995: @goosevonkaiser the season started in 2022 and ending now
duresspls: we big red???
flatluigi: what's malignus
reindeering: so red deck win can't lose? isn't that kinda strong?
Dmc3628: picked a different dingus
FurthestChunk: !card malignus
LRRbot: Malignus [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Spirit [*/*] | Malignus's power and toughness are each equal to half the highest life total among your opponents, rounded up. / Damage that would be dealt by Malignus can't be prevented.
Gwentian: @duresspls i whis this is just go fast
FurthestChunk: alternately, nothing, what's malignus with you
JqlGirl: Not so great in multiplayer
Scarbble: city on fire maybe, the triple damage
Sibwow: spellspear
as_ever_ellesandra: Khenra Spellspear
matthaus_c: !card khenra spellspear
LRRbot: Khenra Spellspear [1R] (back: Gitaxian Spellstalker) | Creature — Jackal Warrior [2/2] | Trample / Prowess / {3}{U/P}: Transform Khenra Spellspear. Activate only as a sorcery.
YeetTheRich_: two MOM basic mountains, they look pretty
Scarbble: wait that's too slow
Sage0fMadness: spelldog is very good
Jepardil: Ah, Khenra Spellspear mvp of Prerelease pool
seemsdeece: maybe the pheonix or 2 mana burn spell?
Sibwow: the new fire prophecy maybe?
Scarbble: but yes dog seems good
JqlGirl: the double prowess khenra? yeah
spazywakjob: same Jepardil
Adreus_Eternal: yeah gotta be the phoenix
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: !card gitaxian spellstalker
LRRbot: Gitaxian Spellstalker (front: Khenra Spellspear) | Creature — Phyrexian Jackal [3/3] | Trample, ward {2}, prowess, prowess
WarKr0: also new 4 drop dino
as_ever_ellesandra: Likely the new Phoenix as well
TheTunnelingCat: presumably the other deck is wrenns resolve
TactiCole: his 2 new red cards will be the raptor and wren's resolve
matthaus_c: Volcanic Spite is more of a Midrange/Control card
CasualKing21: I pulled a Spellspear at pre-release last night, pretty good! 👍
stinkydeelux01: Khenra and wrenns resolve or the pheonix
A_Dub888: Ben Wheeler: The Premier RDW Pilot in the Format
Xenotechie: we have big red, we have medium red, and aggro was always small red. Where's our largeish red?
copaceticcleric: bloodfire phoenix is my guess for the second, card's a house
stinkydeelux01: None other are playable in RDW
flatluigi: omnath initiative
flatluigi: dang
RocknGrohlNerd: is horse a big red?
GoodOleTrustyDusty: !deck
neisan2112: Ohhhh hello Initiative
annathoth: that's cool
duresspls: lmfao omnath initiative that sounds goofy as hell and i need to see it
Gwentian: This seems really cool
Megakatten: @juliamon Something more wordy. Maybe start with explaining that breaks dont have set time "There isn't a set length for breaks, therefore unable to give an ETA" doesn't read as axe chop as the posted message to me.
YeetTheRich_: mono good cards
goosevonkaiser: omnath? oh my!
as_ever_ellesandra: @goodoletrustydusty deck lists will be available once round 4 begins
Sage0fMadness: wait it's not named for Omnibian?! /s
matthaus_c: Initiative card slots have been a hotly discussed topic in Midrange decks of these colours
JqlGirl: om nom locus of nom nom
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
FurthestChunk: excuse me
duresspls: OH
SpicyNapalm: WHAT ATTRACTIONS
eshplode:
ChapsTheMC: awww yueah unfinity cards
Pintyhet: Ben “Sorenson” Wheeler.
Dmc3628: sacha has attractions
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Carlioo: time to party!
Juliamon: Megakatten Unfortunately in a chat moving this quickly, we don't have time to type up something that wordy.
Kykiwi: ooooh attactions value
Haroldholmes25:
swannie113: good doggie
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: !card deadbeat attendant
LRRbot: Deadbeat Attendant [1B] | Creature — Vampire Employee [1/1] | When Deadbeat Attendant enters the battlefield, open an Attraction.
FurthestChunk: oh that's a very good mountain
JqlGirl: Attractiions. Hot
stanmechanic: Attractions \o/
Megakatten: @juliamon ok
DigitalSeahorse:
attractions? 
cmdrud87: the commentators may not be biased, but we aure are. Go Wheeler!
JqlGirl:
No Dangerous Gamer tho 
go_jul: now thats a spicy deck
LRRbot: Bomat Courier [1] | Artifact Creature — Construct [1/1] | Haste / Whenever Bomat Courier attacks, exile the top card of your library face down. / {R}, Discard your hand, Sacrifice Bomat Courier: Put all cards exiled with Bomat Courier into their owners' hands.
ToastyLoaff: The electric tomato!
matthaus_c: classic battle bot friend
Dmc3628: starting the beep beep jeep
Murkemurk: Let's go bomat courier!
Ard_Rhys: The electric tomato
swannie113: honk honk
seemsdeece: I belive ots Nathan hogmans
Pintyhet: BEEP BEEP!
JqlGirl: beep beep
mtvcdm:
https://www.canadianhighlander.ca/points-list/ I will note, a mono-red deck only puts out four possible points, Underworld Breach (3) and Price of Progress (1). Though there are five more points available from colorless lands, Strip Mine (3), Library of Alexandria (1) and Tolarian Academy (1).
RocknGrohlNerd:
@ToastyLoaff the classic
as_ever_ellesandra: A classic Honk Honk on the bottom
goosevonkaiser: an attractions pile? that's UNbelievable... no regrets
LRRbot: Raugrin Triome | Land — Island Mountain Plains | Raugrin Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
shamblingkrenshar: Good ol Electronic Tomato (Thanks Rosewata Stone)
matthaus_c: @mtvcdm it can also run off-colour Moxen
Yosh1tailz: @mtvcdm surely you moxmox
ChapsTheMC: Price of Progress is still 1 point
mtvcdm: Ah yes, Mox works too.
FurthestChunk:
DNAli3n: shouldn't Sacha be at 18? fetch and a bomat hit
Pintyhet: The RDW player chanting Death over and over to unsettle their opponent.
as_ever_ellesandra: Price is in the point right now
Electrum516: pop is on the points list AGAIN
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: whats that land?
LRRbot: Monastery Swiftspear [R] | Creature — Human Monk [1/2] | Haste / Prowess
WarKr0: it is on it
Dmc3628: tay tay ooh baby
as_ever_ellesandra: @kaliuniqueusernamesaredum seachrome coast
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: thanls
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: *thanks
FurthestChunk: fury does not have flash
Praenomen_: Fury doesn't have flash
WarKr0: ^^
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: True-Name Nemesis [1UU] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [3/1] | As True-Name Nemesis enters the battlefield, choose a player. / True-Name Nemesis has protection from the chosen player.
Dmc3628: ye ole TNN
Pywodwagon: o9][\
DigitalSeahorse: does Red Deck Wins contain Eggs?
LRRbot: Cemetery Gatekeeper [1R] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | First strike / When Cemetery Gatekeeper enters the battlefield, exile a card from a graveyard. / Whenever a player plays a land or casts a spell, if it shares a card type with the exiled card, Cemetery Gatekeeper deals 2 damage to that player.
matthaus_c:
prot Wheeler but Robin could still Bolt it 
ChapsTheMC: (James Earl Jones Voice) This. Is TNN.
ImpulsiveTempo: "love me some gatekeeping" -someone on the canlander discord
FurthestChunk: and a Darcie
matthaus_c: the Vamp of Mishra
LRRbot: Dragon's Rage Channeler [R] | Creature — Human Shaman [1/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, surveil 1. / Delirium — As long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, Dragon's Rage Channeler gets +2/+2, has flying, and attacks each combat if able.
JqlGirl: Ankh of Stromkirk
raisins4life: dingus egg famously banned and restricted back in the day
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: dingus egg is on destroy
DigitalSeahorse:
Eggsile
Dmc3628: pathing bomat excellence
LRRbot: Breeding Pool | Land — Forest Island | As Breeding Pool enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
FurthestChunk: also i want to shout out ben's sleeves, they look sick
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mtvcdm: Number of cards on points list by color: Blue-15; Black-7; Green-5; Red-2; White-1; Colorless-14.
swannie113:
one land closer to etali
LRRbot: Figure of Destiny [{R/W}] | Creature — Kithkin [1/1] | {R/W}: Figure of Destiny becomes a Kithkin Spirit with base power and toughness 2/2. / {R/W}{R/W}{R/W}: If Figure of Destiny is a Spirit, it becomes a Kithkin Spirit Warrior with base power and toughness 4/4. / {R/W}{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}: If Figure of Destiny is a Warrior, it becomes a Kithkin Spirit Warrior Avatar with base power and toughness 8/8, flying, and first strike.
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, the fury getting a 2, hopefully 3 for 1 next turn doesnt wanna get undone by cracking the bomat
Dmc3628: old school beatings
annathoth: love figure of destiny
Praenomen_: Wheeler took 2 off the gatekeeper, right?
raisins4life: yep
Niehilius:
I suited up a figure of destiny with Sofi - felt good
Dmc3628: no that land was from path
Dmc3628: not played
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard have retrace."
reindeering: @Praenomen_ he should be at 17 im pretty sure
raisins4life: oh maybe not that was path
as_ever_ellesandra: @praenomen_ counts playing lands only
The_Last_God_: stromkirk noble was the first foil rare i opened
as_ever_ellesandra: So no
Praenomen_: @Dmc3628 oops, thanks
DiscordianTokkan: The Path land wasn't him playing it, ya
Sage0fMadness:
there is a judge sitting right next to them
reindeering: ah good call chat!
yalc321: Bolt that face!
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Dmc3628: bead one for the figure
spazywakjob: it's 5 a fetch right? even better than a bolt
LRRbot: Rakdos Cackler [{B/R}] | Creature — Devil [1/1] | Unleash
matthaus_c: good ol cackles
Tremerss: only played lands spazy
as_ever_ellesandra: @spazywakjob no just 3
as_ever_ellesandra: Play only
FurthestChunk:
hey now that's a black card, he can't have that - the Commander RC
OwlStarVera: @spazywakjob nah, the gatekeeper only triggers on playing
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: no unleash?
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain |
Dmc3628: fetch in response to unleash trigger mostlikely
Haroldholmes25: think it's still on the stack
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Zedruu_the_Goathearted: ahhh nvm!
WarKr0: there is a fury coming down tho
LRRbot: Lose Focus [1U] | Instant | Replicate {U} / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
ResidentMadman: He loses 2 more lands from the creature in play right ?
as_ever_ellesandra: @zedruu_the_goathearted still on the stack fetch was in response
ResidentMadman: 2 more life*
swannie113: man sacha's deck looks like everything I want to do
as_ever_ellesandra: @residentmadman only when the lands are played
matthaus_c: @ResidentMadman no. the Vampire only triggers when someone plays a land, not whenever a land ETBs
Sage0fMadness: it's play land not land etb
gibbousm: I love Lose Focus
TXC2: ResidentMadman only if played, not if fetched
ResidentMadman:
ahh thanks
ResidentMadman: Reading the card explains the cards i guess
cmdrud87: oof
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
Xenotechie: oof D:
raisins4life: big stabilization now, 3/3 double strike and a kathy coming soon
FurthestChunk: a PoP off the top though, would still get this
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
JqlGirl: Fury's name in German is "Wut"
LRRbot: Ketria Triome | Land — Forest Island Mountain | Ketria Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
FurthestChunk: !card figure of destiny
LRRbot: Figure of Destiny [{R/W}] | Creature — Kithkin [1/1] | {R/W}: Figure of Destiny becomes a Kithkin Spirit with base power and toughness 2/2. / {R/W}{R/W}{R/W}: If Figure of Destiny is a Spirit, it becomes a Kithkin Spirit Warrior with base power and toughness 4/4. / {R/W}{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}: If Figure of Destiny is a Warrior, it becomes a Kithkin Spirit Warrior Avatar with base power and toughness 8/8, flying, and first strike.
spazywakjob: figure is 8 fully transformed right?
spazywakjob: ye, thats scary
TXC2: Canlander: Modern Horizions 2 the format the game
JadedTrekkie: @TXC2 that's modern
Dmc3628: price can still play highway robber
Yosh1tailz: @TXC2 Horizons
FurthestChunk: and first strike, if an 8/8 needs first strike
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
LRRbot: Triumph of Saint Katherine [4W] | Creature — Human Warrior [5/5] | Lifelink / Praesidium Protectiva — When Triumph of Saint Katherine dies, exile it and the top six cards of your library in a face-down pile. If you do, shuffle that pile and put it back on top of your library. / Miracle {1}{W}
TXC2:
Yosh1tailz thanks, I have no spell check
Yosh1tailz:
I was riffing on Trekkie 
reallynotskyve: Triumph of Saint Katherine and Catherine isn't playing?
TXC2:
Yosh1tailz oh
flatluigi: who's catherine?
SpicyNapalm: catherine deez nuts gottem
Pintyhet: Not actually Saint Katherine; this is just a tribute.
matthaus_c: oh fear not, Saint Katherine *is* in there
bytecaster: @flatluigi A saint
matthaus_c: well, her corpse
flatluigi: oh, no, I'm familiar with the card, responding to someone who asked why "catherine" isn't playing
goosevonkaiser: @Pintyhet you gotta believe, & i wish you were there
Antimakker: bunch of genocide woman bringing a dead corpse! 40k just how i like it!
PedroDores: what format is this
FurthestChunk: yeah they're a bunch of battle nuns carrying saint katherine's body around because it gives them Religious Power
TXC2: !canlander
JqlGirl: Approach of the Second Saint Katherine
JadedTrekkie: @PedroDores Canadian Highlander
Antimakker: FurthestChunk battle nuns is kind of an understatement
LRRbot: Rift Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Rift Bolt deals 3 damage to any target. / Suspend 1—{R}
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
DigitalSeahorse:
mtvcdm:
Dmc3628: the arrow of pointedness is still with Sacha
Antimakker: FeelsBadMan
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FurthestChunk: look whilst i don't want to understate the fascist hell state of the imperium generally maybe this specific chat isn't exactly the best time to go on about it
TXC2: ^
gibbousm: go go Price of Progress?
before_damage: Not even price is lethal on its on
as_ever_ellesandra: What's wild is even price isn't lethal
SoulSurgae: true name really had benjamins name here
Gooseblast: GG
nativelogicise: Love the calm talking of Alex and Nelson, its like i'm watching golf
swannie113: 5/5 lifelink so big
FurthestChunk: price was lethal before the triumph connected
catfoo123: Nooooo
DigitalSeahorse: it very nice out here in Toronto
loorff: you know what red deck hates? losing
SpicyNapalm: there is a reason true name is pointed after all
catfoo123: Awe man
Yosh1tailz:
RDL
DNAli3n: truename is so tough on rdw
Murkemurk: For some reason I've never seen TNN on the defense like this and it was a house here, jeez.
tsuuisalie: who won the first match?
TXC2: Red Deck tries it's best and that's all that matters
goosevonkaiser: true name on curve too
Pintyhet: TNN holding up for blocks was rough.
matthaus_c: @Murkemurk you haven't lived until you've seen a True-Name holding a Jitte
JadedTrekkie: @tsuuisalie Robin
TXC2: tsuuisalie Robin won
tsuuisalie: tyty
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Murkemurk:
@matthaus_c
FurthestChunk: generally if you're seeing a TNN with a jitte, you are not living
Gooseblast:
believe in the burn 
FurthestChunk: because you have been murdered, by the TNN with a jittte
FurthestChunk: not in the game, in real life
matthaus_c: the fish jumps out of the card and just bludgeons you
SmashTCG: Ironicly Red has a large number of cards that can indrectly deal with TNN, but its only via them blocking
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: !card omnath locus of creat
LRRbot: Did you mean: Omnath, Locus of Creation; A-Omnath, Locus of Creation
bobbyglitzer: Is there a time limit (eg 50 min) like in regular MTG tournaments or are they jammin' 3 games/5 games without time restriction?
TXC2: matthaus_c I'd say it smothers more then bulgeons
tsuuisalie: yes, also planeswalkers
SmashTCG: Becasue damage Prevention Piercing spells stop the protection
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: !card omnath, locus of creation
LRRbot: Omnath, Locus of Creation [RGWU] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [4/4] | When Omnath, Locus of Creation enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 4 life if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, add {R}{G}{W}{U}. If it's the third time, Omnath deals 4 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker you don't control.
Dmc3628: and all their walkers
FurthestChunk: i mean, jittes are bludgeoning weapons, broadly
Tantusar: @bobbyglitzer typically no time limit once you hit playoffs
DNAli3n:
at least omnath doesnt hit battles 
FurthestChunk: i guess you could choke someone out with it but i assume the True-Name Nemesis isn't exactly a subtle type
shurtal: anything can be a stabbing weapon if you stab hard enough
lahdoja: Does Benjamin play blood moon and magus of the moon?
RocknGrohlNerd: lands and spells in my MTG?
TXC2: kinectic energy is a harsh mistress
bobbyglitzer: @bobbyglitzer thx
Loonatic93: I would think those Moon cards would be great utility for RDW.
FurthestChunk: @lahdoja we don't know, decklists are not public yet
TXC2: !decklist
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FurthestChunk: moon is cool but idk, it's not a one drop
MrBurrito: Hello! Just getting here, what were the results from the first round?
warpstonewarlock: 2-1 for Sorensen
matthaus_c: @MrBurrito Robin 2-1 Connor
Sage0fMadness: Sorenson won in 3
mtvcdm: We're in game 2 of the first round
TXC2:
part of me wants blood moon for Hbrawl, but I just feel that like having a monkey's paw have it's whole fist curl
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Grim Lavamancer [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/1] | {R}, {T}, Exile two cards from your graveyard: Grim Lavamancer deals 2 damage to any target.
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
FurthestChunk: lrrbot working hard here
Dmc3628: we missed that chance TXC when they brought invocations to the client (cause I also wanted choke)
SittingOx: will this vod be available after the stream?
raisins4life: it'll be on youtube
TXC2: SittingOx eventualy yes
matthaus_c: Robberto!
mtvcdm: Absolutely, as soon as Heather gets it through her work queue.
YeetTheRich_: rdw generally doesn't play magus/blood moon, idk what shenans wheeler is up to though
SittingOx: greatt! i miss a big part of the stream
Tantusar: (if you mean on twitch, the vod is actively available now)
LoadingReadyRun:
@SittingOx VOD will be available on our youtube.com/lrrmtg channel in a few days
ConjuredLynx: second round decklists is super cool, removes information gathering but you still benefit from surprise catering your list towards the small tourney
LRRbot: Robber of the Rich [1R] | Creature — Human Archer Rogue [2/2] | Reach, haste / Whenever Robber of the Rich attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of their library. During any turn you attacked with a Rogue, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.
kaareendrup: Why is wheeler playing fetches in rdw?
DigitalSeahorse:
it cut like a knife
JadedTrekkie: @kaareendrup DRC, Lavamancer
FurthestChunk: i mean, we didn't hit the Popeye Stompy donation goal, i think Wheeler's on good cards
goosevonkaiser: ragavan, blocked by skittering surveyor
DNAli3n: Nelly and Alex, has Ben mentioned why he is running fetches in monored? is it to fuel deltirium on darcy, or is there some nonbasic mountain that is situationally useful?
Sage0fMadness: @DNAli3n grim lavamancer another reason
YeetTheRich_: ragavans balanced cousin
0rley: dog in hand 8|
Kykiwi: robber of the rich aka monkeys uncle
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FurthestChunk: darcy, lavaman, the very tiny deck thinning (this is not a real reason)
Rodzos:
Hi
0rley: and Mawloc is gonna be good as well
lahdoja: I wish there were a bunch of turn 4 combo decks in pioneer again so that robber of the rich would be more playable.
TXC2: hello Rodzos welcome
JqlGirl: it's robin hood
matthaus_c: !card resistance skywarden
LRRbot: Resistance Skywarden [3RR] | Creature — Ogre Rebel [5/5] | Menace, reach
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
raisins4life: we mawloc'n
gracefuldave: Searing Blaze is the classic reason to fetch in RDW
LoneGoat: we've been seeing red reach for like 5-6 years now
raisins4life: nope, w6
LRRbot: Wrenn and Six [RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Wrenn [3] | [+1]: Return up to one target land card from your graveyard to your hand. / [−1]: Wrenn and Six deals 1 damage to any target. / [−7]: You get an emblem with "Instant and sorcery cards in your graveyard have retrace."
Haroldholmes25:
reach is pretty common in red, it's called lightning bolt
goosevonkaiser: robin "reach? huh" sorensen
LathosTiran: so the Robber of the rich exiles are availalbe for the rest of game, or juust to the end of turn?
philippekav: seems like they put a big red reach creature in every set now
TXC2: LathosTiran rest of game
JqlGirl: !card onakke javelineer
LRRbot: Onakke Javelineer [4R] | Creature — Ogre Spirit [5/4] | Reach / {T}: Onakke Javelineer deals 2 damage to target player or battle.
flatluigi: whenever a rogue attacks for the rest of the game
DapperKoala2: @LathosTiran during any turn when you have attacked with a Rogue
MrBurrito: @LathosTiran they can be cast any turn that ben attacks with a rogue
TXC2: LathosTiran (assuming the rober stays on the board of course)
matthaus_c: oh hell yeah let's see a Comet
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: fairly sure wheelers robber is german
matthaus_c: what is it, a 0.75% to one shot a player from 20?
FurthestChunk: oh that's sick for ben
LRRbot: Falkenrath Gorger [R] | Creature — Vampire Berserker [2/1] | Each Vampire creature card you own that isn't on the battlefield has madness. The madness cost is equal to its mana cost.
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
matthaus_c: behind Otawara is a Mawloc
squ3e: Am I crazy why is this the 2022 championship and not 2023?
Tremerss: @TXC2 robber doesnt need to be on the board either
Juliamon: squ3e 2022 season
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matthaus_c: @squ3e because this is the finals of the 2022 season
mtvcdm: 2023's been challenging.
squ3e: Ah thanks everyone
Antimakker: @mtvcdm *changeling
as_ever_ellesandra: @squ3e everyone in this tournament qualified during the 2022 sesson
TXC2:
Tremerss yes, re-reading the card explains the card
Funkbr0: 2023 is generally regarded as sucky, so we stay in 2022 for now, thanks for asking
TXC2: this is the Super Bowl to the 2022 season
Loonatic93: The fact they come in untapped really makes them over the top.
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When Mawloc enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
RocknGrohlNerd:
boseiju is better Naturalize and I hate it how good it is
gibbousm: yeah, Mawloc seems pretty sweet
0rley: mawloc into open mana -> maniac
TXC2:
Funkbr0 2022 was no halcyon age either
LRRbot: Infuriate [R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+2 until end of turn.
duresspls: ooh yeah card good
duresspls: oh dang
FurthestChunk: oh that's a good infuriate art
shamblingkrenshar: That is a bit of a blow
DigitalSeahorse:
SeaDiegoFC: Man I love mystical archive art
matthaus_c: angry rogue > tyranid
DigitalSeahorse: pretty card
AtomicAlchemical: Canlander players never expect the pump spell
FurthestChunk: mawloc is a cool card and the model is cool too
Zedruu_the_Goathearted:
does that mean that wheeler is playing brute strength?
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: !card brute strength
LRRbot: Brute Strength [1R] | Instant | Target creature gets +3/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
gibbousm: Robber being a landlord
Zedruu_the_Goathearted: wrong card what is it
Sage0fMadness: brute force
Sage0fMadness: ?
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whiteravenlord: Its keeping him off mana to cast spells so that's not the worst
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [-2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's…
JadedTrekkie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Kykiwi: oh wow the doggo?
garruksgardener: red giant growth?
shamblingkrenshar: Good dog
harju: Oh Comet Stellar Pup, grant me thy favor.
JadedTrekkie: @harju banned
matthaus_c: @harju may my rolls be filled with RNG
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
LRRbot: Roil Eruption [1R] | Sorcery | Kicker {5} / Roil Eruption deals 3 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 5 damage instead.
shamblingkrenshar: I'm still sad that Crow Storm isn't Eternal Legal. I would absolutely play it in my Veyran deck
as_ever_ellesandra: Our attraction producer is probably a seasoned buttoneer
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II — You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
flatluigi: fable......
FurthestChunk: @shamblingkrenshar just play it, it's commander
harju: @harju And blessings from thy heavenly naturee.
LRRbot: Wild Slash [R] | Instant | Ferocious — If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, damage can't be prevented this turn. / Wild Slash deals 2 damage to any target.
shamblingkrenshar: @shamblingkrenshar I absolutely do so whenever people let me
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raisins4life: oh god fury plus fable is gross
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
wierdo_of_OZ: cmon wheeler, you've gotta have this
Hawkfrost000: Fable of the Mirror Breaker, good ol' 3 mana 3-for-1
WanderingWinder: Flames of the Blood Hand
RocknGrohlNerd:
yes that is gross
LRRbot: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki (front: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker) | Enchantment Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | {1}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
little_fancy: damn these matches are always 1 round too long for rdw to make it through
LRRbot: Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp | Bonecrusher Giant [2R] | Creature — Giant [4/3] | Whenever Bonecrusher Giant becomes the target of a spell, Bonecrusher Giant deals 2 damage to that spell's controller. // Stomp [1R] | Instant — Adventure | Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.
matthaus_c: Mana Leak
Haroldholmes25: mana leak
FurthestChunk: sacha very quickly cast mana leak
Sage0fMadness: man leak
JqlGirl: mana leak
little_fancy: wheeler can only hope to draw more burn
as_ever_ellesandra: Mana Leak
as_ever_ellesandra: Sacha cast a mana leak
LRRbot: Rift Bolt [2R] | Sorcery | Rift Bolt deals 3 damage to any target. / Suspend 1—{R}
Sibwow:
FurthestChunk: it was a very fast leak
WanderingWinder: casting it would have meant fetching, would have been DOB
raisins4life: yeah
wierdo_of_OZ: fury isnt that amazing on an empty board, yknow aside from the double strike
duresspls: he telepathically conveyed the mana leak
JadedTrekkie: @wierdo_of_OZ it's hitting for 12
Dmc3628: 1 to 4
wierdo_of_OZ: @JadedTrekkie wheeler plays burn
raisins4life: yooooo
Natedogg2: "Any number" can be zero.
as_ever_ellesandra: Fury does have to hit something
Kykiwi: WOW
YeetTheRich_: oofa
LRRbot: Roiling Vortex [1R] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Roiling Vortex deals 1 damage to them. / Whenever a player casts a spell, if no mana was spent to cast that spell, Roiling Vortex deals 5 damage to that player. / {R}: Your opponents can't gain life this turn.
RocknGrohlNerd: oh no
hd_dabnado: nice
WanderingWinder: wowowow
Iam3DHomer: hahahaa
Foppish: Lmao
SevenIsTheWorst: WOW
Saonu: nice
TetraRay: WOW!
MrBurrito: OOOOOHHHHHHHH
Sage0fMadness: WOWO
josh1273436: What a topdeck!!
duresspls: lmfao
spazywakjob: WOWWWWWWW
hsdeath: ping
duresspls: OMFG
whiteravenlord: GOT EM
as_ever_ellesandra: No - has to hit something but it doesn't matter
duresspls: YEESH
Yosh1tailz:
teholsblanket: Yooo
flatluigi: boosh
wierdo_of_OZ: GOTTTTEM
raisins4life: LETS GOOO
Murkemurk: Boink!
RocknGrohlNerd: what a topdeck
MrBurrito: beauty
JadedTrekkie: THE TOPDECK OF THE CENTURY
AttackCowboy: Love a Vortex!!
Gwentian: Gg
wierdo_of_OZ: EZPZPZEPZ
JustinTime1006: LETS GOOOOOOO
duresspls: LOL
garruksgardener: ooooooooooo
grgriffin3: What a rip
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
TXC2: Game 3 baby!
little_fancy: OH GOD the 1 damagel ol
Rodzos: GG
frank_the_great: Winning at 1! Wild!
gibbousm: he found the line
ConjuredLynx: wow awesome game
Statist42:
Griwes: whew
GreatWahooney: what a game!
wierdo_of_OZ: thats sly for ya!
goosevonkaiser: rdw as hell
whydustin: roiling vorteeeeeeeexxxx
Funkbr0: wild game
Dmc3628: last HP matters
ConjuredLynx: always rewarded
before_damage: And wheeler draws the time vault
Ukon_Cairns:
that was some top decks back and forth 
copaceticcleric: tbf 90% of wheeler's deck does that
Mage_of_Light: Needing to suspend to stay at one and then the topdeck. So rad.
mtvcdm: One isn't zero
Sibwow: wheeler dont forget to trixk them into tapping their wasteland so you can PoP them for lethal l
hawaj_nextlevelblue: Wooooo
aggrocrow: That's the tightest finale to a Highlander game I've seen in YEARS
darthgabri: Never didn't have it!
ToastyLoaff: These are the games that really press my happy button in my bead
aggrocrow: That's one for the highlights
copaceticcleric: COWBOY MAGIC
DigitalSeahorse:
1-1
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yalc321:
ToastyLoaff: brain*
Dmc3628: sulfuric vortex styles
as_ever_ellesandra: The baby vortex ftw
FurthestChunk: someone play one of his theme songs just outside the room to give him the anime powerup for game 3
garruksgardener: whaat is the new 3 mana vortex? hex something?
Dmc3628: and the no mana whack can be relevant
argetbrisingr: it also domes people for free spells
matthaus_c: !card maddening hex
LRRbot: Maddening Hex [1RR] | Enchantment — Aura Curse | Enchant player / Whenever enchanted player casts a noncreature spell, roll a d6. Maddening Hex deals damage to that player equal to the result. Then attach Maddening Hex to another one of your opponents chosen at random.
APartofManny: I keep forgetting fury is soonscary because not the double strike.
garruksgardener: @matthaus_c Thank!
Amothertruckingunicorn:
left camera is a lot warmer 
matthaus_c: np
APartofManny: I'm always thinking a 3/3 it's not too bad
SwampSolRingGo: What are the commentators canlnder weapons of choice? @loadingreadyrun
goosevonkaiser: t2 wrenn & 6, t3 TNN, t4 mox & fury
FurthestChunk: Sacha out here with the Millennium Puzzle
TemporallyAwry: !findquote joke
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spencerksl: Sacha should have pitched the fury to mawloc to stabilize and then comet
DNAli3n: all cards in Sasha's deck is a fury untill it is obseved
Sibwow: nelly is on popeye stompy
Loonatic93: My weapon of choice is Fatboy Slim.
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
FurthestChunk: don't collapse the waveform on sacha's deck
TXC2: MtG shuffling with multi dimensions and time travel
Rubber_Ducksauce: Fury is the best companion
wierdo_of_OZ: styr here we go
LRRbot: Firedrinker Satyr [R] | Creature — Satyr Shaman [2/1] | Whenever Firedrinker Satyr is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you. / {1}{R}: Firedrinker Satyr gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.
Pintyhet: Alex made black mold; it’s just part of him now.
copaceticcleric: THE SATYR LESSGO
garruksgardener: @DNAli3n The schrodinger's elemental
DigitalSeahorse: might
SmashTCG: Just give firedrinker Lifelink, No downside
wierdo_of_OZ: !card stromkirk noble
LRRbot: Stromkirk Noble [R] | Creature — Vampire Noble [1/1] | Stromkirk Noble can't be blocked by Humans. / Whenever Stromkirk Noble deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.
matthaus_c: Jackal Pup is the mascot
Hawkfrost000: that's a RARE
Hawkfrost000: wow cards have gotten better over the last decade
WolfgangCloud: Jackal pup had been on the bench for a long time
mtvcdm: Jackal Pup is in the bleachers constructing a beer snake
Pyroxx___: "blocks"
rin_and_tonic: I doubt we'll ever get a red 1 drop better than Firedrinker Satyr
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
FurthestChunk: well that's a pisser
Mattmitchell45: @Hawkfrost000 That's SOME PIG for sure
HungryTanuki: Oof
Dmc3628: 3feri uh oh
RocknGrohlNerd: no not jackal pup, my nostalgia ruined
FurthestChunk: oh and the mox, sure, why not
Paradachshund: @rin_and_tonic ragavan?
colin_the_fool: do we know if ben is on zurgo bellstrikerr?
LRRbot: Mox Ruby [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {R}.
Pyroxx___: 3feri to 11 points!
matthaus_c:
@Paradachshund they were being sardonic
Dmc3628: rift bolt might prove otherwise
little_fancy: oh dang t hat game looks already won for sacha
Gwentian: @hawkfrost000 don't underestimate Jackson pub with pump it's criminally fast
wierdo_of_OZ: love that card
Dmc3628: for that static being relveant
LRRbot: Spikefield Hazard [R] (back: Spikefield Cave) | Instant | Spikefield Hazard deals 1 damage to any target. If a permanent dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
Paradachshund: @Paradachshund that's actually SO fair lol
TXC2: never count RDW out chat
LRRbot: Sylvan Library [1G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your draw step, you may draw two additional cards. If you do, choose two cards in your hand drawn this turn. For each of those cards, pay 4 life or put the card on top of your library.
FurthestChunk: the ol' sylvan versus sligh
Dmc3628: X double red
Haroldholmes25: Deals double if x is 6 or more
darthgabri: @txc2 sometimes it does live up to its name
wierdo_of_OZ: against rdw you take 8 every time right?
Hawkfrost000: beep beep
Mattmitchell45: No Kazuul's Fury? Cowardly
LRRbot: Feldon, Ronom Excavator [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | Haste / Feldon, Ronom Excavator can't block. / Whenever Feldon is dealt damage, exile that many cards from the top of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
Dmc3628: young feldon
Amothertruckingunicorn: up to two is the operative phrase, can single target
FurthestChunk: bazinga, ronom excavator
LRRbot: Brazen Borrower // Petty Theft | Brazen Borrower [1UU] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/1] | Flash / Flying / Brazen Borrower can block only creatures with flying. // Petty Theft [1U] | Instant — Adventure | Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
wierdo_of_OZ: bolt that bird!
Dmc3628: shocking DRS
frozenphoenix7: Lotta cantrips
Rodzos: bird bolted
dreadskulll: are battles/MOM legal today chat?
matthaus_c: @dreadskulll yes
FurthestChunk: burst lightning when we touch
frozenphoenix7: @dreadskulll Yes
Dmc3628: they syre are
TXC2: dreadskulll yeap
Haroldholmes25: spicy hand over there with ei and FoN
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LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
Dmc3628: faerie mastermind made an appearance in game 3 of match 1
wierdo_of_OZ: library manipulation, famously what you want against rdw
frozenphoenix7: It's legal in Modern
bawlsosteel11: banned in pioneer
TheTunnelingCat: banned in pioneer and legacy
frozenphoenix7: It was banned in Legacy
sniperserpent: Banned in legacy
raisins4life: banned in legacy
matthaus_c: banned in Legacy and Pioneer
DigitalSeahorse:
TheTunnelingCat: should probably be banned in modern too tbh
matthaus_c: currently replaced by Thought Scour in the Delver lists
LRRbot: Feldon, Ronom Excavator [1R] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [2/2] | Haste / Feldon, Ronom Excavator can't block. / Whenever Feldon is dealt damage, exile that many cards from the top of your library. Choose one of them. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
bobtheicicle: Which round is this?
FurthestChunk: feldon is not back
Hawkfrost000: it's the reverse Yorion, who is only banned in modern
Dmc3628: is lotso cards
matthaus_c: @bobtheicicle 2
TXC2: bobtheicicle round 2 game 3
bobtheicicle: Thanks!
FurthestChunk: @bobtheicicle second match of the quarter finals, game 3
LRRbot: Soul-Scar Mage [R] | Creature — Human Wizard [1/2] | Prowess / If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to a creature an opponent controls, put that many −1/−1 counters on that creature instead.
bigdumbtank: Ban Expressive Iteration, leave the Brainstorm.
matthaus_c: !card goblin chainwhirler
LRRbot: Goblin Chainwhirler [RRR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/3] | First strike / When Goblin Chainwhirler enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to each opponent and each creature and planeswalker they control.
Sibwow: chainwhirler
Halvhir: chainwhirler
Tom_Bruise: chainwhirler?
Dmc3628: goblin kratos
huffboi1: chainwhirler
hd_dabnado: Firewheeler? well I think he is doing a good job
TXC2:
bigdumbtank they'll print the reseve list before they ban barinstorm
goosevonkaiser:
@hd_dabnado
rin_and_tonic: @hd_dabnado hahaha
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
Electrum516: @hd_dabnado best joke of the night
Gwentian: @hd_dabnado fire Wheeler is is closely related cousin
dan_232323: is the mox proxy?
Sibwow: any battles?
rin_and_tonic: teferi being exiled is pretty relevant here huh
Dmc3628: joins the big boi goyf cliub
JadedTrekkie: @Sibwow they are legal
TheTunnelingCat: @dan_232323 looks like its a clipped CE version
TXC2: Sibwow none that we've seen so far
Hawkfrost000: Insert joke about Tarmogoyf and DRS being a nonbo
Halvhir: can be 9/10 now, jeeze
frozenphoenix7: Every Tarmo-Die is now wrong
JqlGirl: 9/10 goyf challenge
TXC2: !decklist
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Hawkfrost000: gosh i need a d10 tarmogoyf die
AtomicAlchemical: What tribal cards still get run though?
Dmc3628: gobakhan's invasion may be on my radar cause it's Lurrusable
RocknGrohlNerd: 9 out of 10, would goyf again
Hawkfrost000: tarfire
Haroldholmes25: invasion of pyrulia
TXC2: AtomicAlchemical the burn spell ?
Sibwow: pyrulia?
matthaus_c: !card invasion of pyrulea
LRRbot: Invasion of Pyrulea [GU] (back: Gargantuan Slabhorn) | Battle — Siege [4] | When Invasion of Pyrulea enters the battlefield, scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land or double-faced card, draw a card.
lahdoja: anyone got a guess as to how many creatures are in Sacha's deck?
Bunzillah: im guessing bitterblossom in other decks. aswell. but i might be wrong
LRRbot: Figure of Destiny [{R/W}] | Creature — Kithkin [1/1] | {R/W}: Figure of Destiny becomes a Kithkin Spirit with base power and toughness 2/2. / {R/W}{R/W}{R/W}: If Figure of Destiny is a Spirit, it becomes a Kithkin Spirit Warrior with base power and toughness 4/4. / {R/W}{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}: If Figure of Destiny is a Warrior, it becomes a Kithkin Spirit Warrior Avatar with base power and toughness 8/8, flying, and first strike.
darthgabri: What round are we in?
DNAli3n: !card invasion of gobakahn
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Bunzillah: 2
matthaus_c: @lahdoja between 17 and 21
TXC2: darthgabri round 2 game 3
Haroldholmes25: @darthgabri bottom right qf 2
FurthestChunk: second match of quarter finals
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
Carlioo: attraction is a card type right?
lahdoja: @lahdoja how can that work in an initiative deck without lock pieces that stop combat all together?
Carlioo: or are they artifacts?
DigitalSeahorse:
matthaus_c: @Carlioo attraction is a subtype
matthaus_c: they are artifacts, yes
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
DigitalSeahorse: better hat? worse hat?
Haroldholmes25: top decked path nice
Dmc3628: yeah looks like an optomerist tools
niccus: even if it was, it doesn't go in the graveyard
FurthestChunk:
oh hey ben gets the sixth land to finish activating figure
Carlioo: @matthaus_c ah, so goyf only cares about attractions being artifacts right?
matthaus_c: @Carlioo correct
copaceticcleric: this is looking pretty sacha favored imo. Feel that sylvan library
FurthestChunk: attractions don't hit the graveyard so the point's moot
TXC2: Goyf only cares about types, not super or sub
Elunex: its nice to see goyf do things, its so unplayable in the other eternal formats now days
LRRbot: Fiery Islet | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {U} or {R}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Fiery Islet: Draw a card.
Carlioo: @FurthestChunk ah right
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Sibwow: that is true
DigitalSeahorse: land helps you land it
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Dmc3628: braszy b might add to this clock
LRRbot: Incendiary Flow [1R] | Sorcery | Incendiary Flow deals 3 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.
TXC2: sweet Raymond Swanland art
matthaus_c: love to see a Cancel
LRRbot: Force of Negation [1UU] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
DigitalSeahorse: eep
Hawkfrost000: cancel with upside even
raisins4life: so, dissipate
FurthestChunk: i smell an infuriate
Natedogg2: Fun fact - since Soul-Scar Mage replaces the damage with -1/-1 counters, had the Flow resolved, Tarmogoyf wouldn't be exiled since it wasn't "dealt damage this way"
DigitalSeahorse:
Dmc3628: brute strength or infuraite
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FurthestChunk: absolutely reeks of pump spell
NewtyNewts: Nah, Sacha considered earleir
Tantusar: sacha can't consider, sacha has already considered
frozenphoenix7: Believe it's a Remand
Haroldholmes25: currently a 2/3, still gets the prowess off the countered spell right?
Dmc3628: it already got bigger cuse of incerndiary
canadianbac0nz: Think I saw searing spear in hand
olliecan: fantastic commentary
spazywakjob: remand
spazywakjob: i saw a searing spear in wheelers hand
JadedTrekkie: @FurthestChunk Searing Spear
ToastyLoaff: gut shot
FurthestChunk: searing spear technically counts for soul-scar mage
JadedTrekkie: kills the goyf, doesn't kill soulscar
FurthestChunk: i guess
corpocracy: Just waiting for Wheeler to go Forest, Berserk, kill you
RocknGrohlNerd:
@corpocracy 
Sibwow: kari zev if youre spicy
Murkemurk: @Natedogg2 Follow up question: If soul scar mage had said 'deals damage in the form of -1/-1 counters', would it then have exiled?
SmashTCG: bet Ben is useing one of the new Ragavans
spazywakjob: does rdw still play lannery storm?
LRRbot: Searing Spear [1R] | Instant | Searing Spear deals 3 damage to any target.
ConjuredLynx: this is so bad for wheeler
Onebulus: Life total of 10 v red deck feels sketch.
TomRMarks: What is Goyf currently at stats-wise?
ElfLawyer: poor benny wheels
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
spazywakjob: 4/5 i believe
Dmc3628: 4/5 goyf currently
TomRMarks: thanks yall
Natedogg2: @Murkemurk You mean like if it had wither? Then it's still dealing damage, so the Flow would still be dealing damage to it.
spazywakjob: soul scar still gets the prowess too right?
cisco236: is there a timer running ?
Dmc3628: correct
spazywakjob: i dont think so cisco236
TXC2: cisco236 not that we know of
spazywakjob: i might be wrong tho
FurthestChunk: no timer afaik
Murkemurk: I learned today that you don't have to announce prowess triggers untill damage.
LRRbot: Fire // Ice | Fire [1R] | Instant | Fire deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets. // Ice [1U] | Instant | Tap target permanent. / Draw a card.
KirbySliver: @Murkemurk I'ts not actually wither, It's a replacement effect for the damage
NatalieTwenty: yeah, prowess is one of the things that don't have to be acknowledged until relevant I believe
DigitalSeahorse:
matthaus_c: Oko!
Haroldholmes25: oko off the top rope
fulljeznfull: you only have to annonce prowess when its relevant
Daemyx: broko
Sibwow: green -1 counters should be illegal
JadedTrekkie: game's over
raisins4life: oh no oko
Dmc3628: uh oh that's Oko
spazywakjob: oko food mode being the best amuses me
Hawkfrost000: ITS OKO WITH A METAL CHAIR
DigitalSeahorse: nuuuu
goosevonkaiser: oh no oko
YeetTheRich_: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
PinkrosThunderHorse: o-NO-ko
flatluigi: he probably says: elk
FurthestChunk: this sure is a cool game that now has an oko in it
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
raisins4life: I'd just start making food tbh
bytecaster: @flatluigi That Oko, always saying elk, what a scamp
as_ever_ellesandra: We might see a mox become an ell
Dmc3628: food reps undoing bolts
goosevonkaiser: oko 3:16 says "i just elked your a**"
DigitalSeahorse:
Haroldholmes25: food just giving sacha 3 life a turn is huge
TXC2:
GoodOleTrustyDusty
DigitalSeahorse: mmm pie
PinkrosThunderHorse: stupid sexy Oko
TomRMarks: 6 loyalty for 3 mana will never not startle me
Tom_Bruise: blessed be thee who bringeth pies to potlucks
TXC2:
goosevonkaiser
DigitalSeahorse: yikes
lahdoja: I just ordered Shadow in the Warp and Shadow in the Warp for my gruul deck.
Onebulus: @Haroldholmes25 Agreed
LRRbot: Arc Trail [1R] | Sorcery | Arc Trail deals 2 damage to any target and 1 damage to another target.
Dmc3628: sure does
lahdoja: I wonder if sacha is running shadow in the warp
DigitalSeahorse:
gibbousm:
Arc Trail
JadedTrekkie: @lahdoja no
JadedTrekkie: this isn't a creature dec
spazywakjob: thats a dead oko
spazywakjob: with prowess and pump
FurthestChunk: !card shadow in the warp
LRRbot: Shadow in the Warp [1RG] | Enchantment | The first creature spell you cast each turn costs {2} less to cast. / Whenever an opponent casts their first noncreature spell each turn, Shadow in the Warp deals 2 damage to that player.
Onebulus: Oko DOWN
Ruble_streams: !Firedrinker Satyr
DigitalSeahorse:
Murkemurk: Oko needs to go.
spazywakjob: one of the fairest oko's ive ever seen
Ukon_Cairns:
yeh, that standard environment had a burn spell that did 5 damage to blue walkers, followed immediately by 2 3mana blue walkers that start at 6 
Ruble_streams: !card Firedrinker Satyr
LRRbot: Firedrinker Satyr [R] | Creature — Satyr Shaman [2/1] | Whenever Firedrinker Satyr is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to you. / {1}{R}: Firedrinker Satyr gets +1/+0 until end of turn and deals 1 damage to you.
TXC2: oko is choko
Halvhir: oko gained 9 life with that food tooken
garruksgardener: "thats a dead Oko" the best words in magic
matthaus_c: @spazywakjob happens very often in this format tbh
wierdo_of_OZ: wheeler powering through that speedbump
Snail_On_Speed: three man gain 9 if you count the food
goosevonkaiser: this is oko's wm 19
SevenIsTheWorst: Wheeler living all red players' dreams of killing oko
TheTrueDeerLord: how did arc trail target oko?
Murkemurk: @spazywakjob 3 mana gain 8. Huh, actually, yeah.
spazywakjob: sacha's deck just not cooperating
DigitalSeahorse: Oko became Ono
TheTunnelingCat: couldve ekled the mox
TheTrueDeerLord: since it's not a creature
TristalMTG: elk your ruby
frozenphoenix7: @TheTrueDeerLord Arc Trail's oracle text is 2 to a target and 1 to another target
NewtyNewts: And lifegain for the food too
as_ever_ellesandra: @thetruedeerlord it's been errata'd to any target
Dmc3628: arc trail templating says its any target
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
TheTrueDeerLord: ah i see ty
Haroldholmes25: snap bottom 2 oof
TheTrueDeerLord: o7
spazywakjob: so many lands
frozenphoenix7: It's from the time when the rules for targeting planeswalkers weren't all that smooth
epicasey: oko gained 9 life ?
frozenphoenix7: So the printed text is a bit different
as_ever_ellesandra: Sacha is waiting for the prophetical Fury no2 I presume
Onebulus:
Elk on mox was big brain last turn.
Kykiwi: give that mox some horns
LRRbot: Strangle [R] | Sorcery | Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
bytecaster: Everybodies favorite game show: "Elk That Mox"
FurthestChunk: that bolts wheeler too, doesn't it?
Haroldholmes25: ooh kumano
Sibwow: did wheeler take the damage off strangle
hd_dabnado: KUMANO HELL YEAH
Murkemurk: @epicasey 5 damage to loyalty and 3 from food, 8?
as_ever_ellesandra: @furthestchunk sure did
LRRbot: Kumano Faces Kakkazan [R] (back: Etching of Kumano) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Kumano Faces Kakkazan deals 1 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker they control. / II — When you cast your next creature spell this turn, that creature enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
frozenphoenix7: I believe so, Wheeler was at 17 before the Strangle iirc
as_ever_ellesandra: Went from 17 to 14
Natedogg2: @Sibwow He did.
FurthestChunk: ah right
Haroldholmes25: neo kamigawa
Sibwow: sucks to be him i guess lol
LRRbot: Zurgo Bellstriker [R] | Legendary Creature — Orc Warrior [2/2] | Zurgo Bellstriker can't block creatures with power 2 or greater. / Dash {1}{R}
shamblingkrenshar: ZURGO MY MAN
colin_the_fool: ZURGO!!!!!!
matthaus_c: Fall From Favor!
spazywakjob: there it is
Daemyx: oof
Croc64: @Murkemurk oko also tanked 1 from arc trail for the 9
lahdoja: What omnitiative?
TheTunnelingCat: thats a fall from favor, not a dress down
JadedTrekkie: Murktide and Fall from favor
wierdo_of_OZ: I cannot believe that zurgo is a name and not a type, what an underwhelming legendary creature
raisins4life: ewwww murktide
FurthestChunk: well that's another messed up card
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / Murktide Regent enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Murktide Regent.
northos: @lahdoja Omnath + Initiative
TXC2: lahdoja name of the deck, has Omnath and initiative card
frozenphoenix7: Quick, Wheeler, draw an Act of Treason.
sporkraptor: daaaang mono-red vs. almost everything deck, I came in at a good time
Murkemurk: @Croc64 Oh ya that could've hit players. Gotcha.
Tom_Bruise: so, what, an 8/8?
as_ever_ellesandra: 2 mana for an 8/8
DigitalSeahorse:
uhoh 
Daemyx: sure is a magic card
matthaus_c: @Tom_Bruise yep
Snail_On_Speed: I love how the cheaper it is, the bigger it gets
Haroldholmes25: 2 mana 8/8 yep
FurthestChunk: i want a cup of that murktide regent's piss
HungryTanuki: Hidetsugu time ?
Leonhart321: I need that for Chun-Li
Mr_Horrible: Tombstalker could NEVER
shamblingkrenshar: Murktide Regent is one of those cards where I said "what do you mean it has more words?!"
TALBovey: act of treason time
TheTunnelingCat: i think i see a fire ambush in bens hand
DigitalSeahorse:
argetbrisingr: idk why they thought this was ok
lahdoja: @TXC2 But aren't initiative decks creature decks? I'm confused.
Onebulus:
@TALBovey
spazywakjob: thats a 2 turn clock and a great blocker
argetbrisingr: classic 2 mana 8/8 flier
Applecrisp: After the Rosewater Act of 2030, Magic cards were extended to 6 inches in height to make room for the 11th and 12th abilities.
DarknessKingCoH: @argetbrisingr That's MH2 in a nutshell
LRRbot: Fire Ambush [1R] | Sorcery | Fire Ambush deals 3 damage to any target.
TXC2:
lahdoja I don't know, I Presume Sacha knows what they're doing
Haroldholmes25: wheeler going for the face
matthaus_c: oooh the Ambush was to the face
Halvhir:
went upstairs 
LRRbot: Zurgo Bellstriker [R] | Legendary Creature — Orc Warrior [2/2] | Zurgo Bellstriker can't block creatures with power 2 or greater. / Dash {1}{R}
Onebulus:
@TXC2 
as_ever_ellesandra: Ambush went to face. Gotta love it
spazywakjob: going to the face cuz we need to go wide
raisins4life: that's a fall from favor
matthaus_c: Fall From Favor, not Dress Down
frozenphoenix7: Fall from Favor, not Dress Down I believe.
TristalMTG: What is the blue card? Doesn't look like Dress Down to me
FurthestChunk: !card fall from favor
LRRbot: Fall from Favor [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Fall from Favor enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature and you become the monarch. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step unless that player is the monarch.
Onebulus: Face is Mad Max Red.dec
FurthestChunk: monarch not initiative but close enough
matthaus_c: monarch freeze
frozenphoenix7: Monarch, not Initiative
Electrum516: Monarch, it's the older mistake
RocknGrohlNerd:
monarch rather than initiative
SpartanSSBM: Monarch freeze
garruksgardener: Um actually Mr. Streamer, thats Monarchitive
TXC2:
Monarch: the old fuddy duddu Initative
Ukon_Cairns: banned in pauper yeh?
frozenphoenix7: @Ukon_Cairns Sure is
FurthestChunk: it's not looking great for ol' wheeler here
brieandbacon: the gumption
LRRbot: Fall from Favor [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Fall from Favor enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature and you become the monarch. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step unless that player is the monarch.
goosevonkaiser: the game within the game; players v commentary
devoidmelody: banned in pauper iirc
neisan2112: Super banned in Pauper
TheGuri42: do we have lists anywhere?
RocknGrohlNerd: its banned in pauper
matthaus_c: !decklist
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Mattmitchell45: Pauper freaked out
TXC2: !decklist
LRRbot: Decklists for the Highlander Championship will be made public after Round 4.
FurthestChunk: sacha's just library'd into banger after panger
Murkemurk: There's the courts, some of them are 3.
garruksgardener: Sacha's Millenium eye is glowing
bunnysslayer: Claustrophobia
matthaus_c: !card court of cunning
LRRbot: Court of Cunning [1UU] | Enchantment | When Court of Cunning enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / At the beginning of your upkeep, any number of target players each mill two cards. If you're the monarch, each of those players mills ten cards instead.
ConjuredLynx: thats a bold attack
matthaus_c: but it's not very good
raisins4life: are you supposed to attack with that?
argetbrisingr: court of cunning is the only one it looks like
spazywakjob: blot wins it if nothing is drawn right?
epicasey: court of cunning does
spazywakjob: bolt*
as_ever_ellesandra: Okay I'm curious what Sacha has
as_ever_ellesandra: Wheeler has 4 damage
theamc2000: Wierd way to conveu fall from davot
spazywakjob: wren and land in hand for sacha
LRRbot: Mutavault | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}: Mutavault becomes a 2/2 creature with all creature types until end of turn. It's still a land.
spazywakjob: i think
DigitalSeahorse:
Murkemurk: draw a card for the bolt!
theamc2000: Convey fall from favor
duresspls: what an obscene card at common lol
LRRbot: Sulfuric Vortex [1RR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Sulfuric Vortex deals 2 damage to that player. / If a player would gain life, that player gains no life instead.
Onebulus: !card court of cunning
LRRbot: Court of Cunning [1UU] | Enchantment | When Court of Cunning enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / At the beginning of your upkeep, any number of target players each mill two cards. If you're the monarch, each of those players mills ten cards instead.
duresspls: oh man monkaS
DigitalSeahorse:
Kykiwi: Oh man
matthaus_c: tight games
olliecan: woww
spazywakjob: soo fricking close
Murkemurk: Aww nooo
Gooseblast:
1 is not 0
matthaus_c: great choice of Omnath
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Omnath, Locus of Creation [RGWU] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [4/4] | When Omnath, Locus of Creation enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 4 life if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, add {R}{G}{W}{U}. If it's the third time, Omnath deals 4 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker you don't control.
ShaevaCado: lmao
FurthestChunk: they printed a textless omnath!? why
neisan2112: Oh god the textless lol
duresspls: lol
Rourke9: so many words
DigitalSeahorse:
words
wierdo_of_OZ: rip man
Kykiwi: so close
raisins4life: big rip
Rodzos: GG
Diabore: rip ben
FurthestChunk: why do they keep printing textless versions of cards with two million words on it
duresspls: what would we do without the bot
little_fancy: another game decided by the dice roll
Dhad094: Sacha's board is so chaotic. I love it
hd_dabnado:
Tom_Bruise: what a game
spazywakjob: rip
HungryTanuki: gg, great games
Gooseblast: GG
cisco236: nice
duresspls: GG's!!!
WanderingWinder: what a match!
argetbrisingr: im sad
neisan2112: That's was a great match
tsuuisalie: rip wheeler
Snowcookies: gg
Pintyhet: Good match.
grgriffin3: GG
seanwbruno: GGs
Griwes: rip
Haroldholmes25:
DigitalSeahorse:
catfoo123: So sad
goosevonkaiser: ggs
FurthestChunk: I was pulling for Ben but GGs
duresspls: that was awesome
RocknGrohlNerd: GG what battle
colin_the_fool: ggs
cmdrud87: aaw... gg
TheAlmightyCheddar: This is why I stopped playing burn lmao
funguslore: GG
FurthestChunk: Good match
annathoth: very nice game
corpocracy: GGs
cisco236: good match
Rodzos: Clap
DigitalSeahorse:
Sage0fMadness: about as close as it gets
hey_kelvin: hero attack on the murktide
CoemgenTaillear: Gg
Ukon_Cairns:
extra funny that its a textless version of a card that has an eratta'd arena version.
multeyemeteor: Sylvan Library doing a lot of work
Sage0fMadness: GGs
hey_kelvin: took a lot of guts
Funkbr0: the face of an angle, the laughter of a demon..
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Ariamaki: Tragic loss for Wheeler, a consolation here.
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flatluigi: clearly karakas needs to be pointed
matthaus_c: we did see a Ragavan stealing a Balance at YJ this year, that's gotta be in people's heads
theevermist: Omnath textless is a bold choice, it's like cryptic textless
garruksgardener: Is this tournament single elim?
TXC2: garruksgardener yes
dinkledankledonkle: Did wheeler get prowess from vortex?
duresspls: @matthaus_c omfg that is gross lol
TheTunnelingCat: @garruksgardener yes
DigitalSeahorse:
FurthestChunk: well we're getting the three person booth tonight
SpartanSSBM: Couldn’t wheeler have won off the prowess from vortex had he cast it main phase 1?
grgriffin3: Hello, your faces!
Tantusar: single elim bo3 bo5 bo5
garruksgardener: Thanks TX and Cat
Graham_LRR: @garruksgardener yes, I’m sure we’ll see the bracket shortly
TheTunnelingCat: @dinkledankledonkle soul scar was tapped from the fall from favor
Diabore: @SpartanSSBM he had no prowess creature attacking
ToastyLoaff: Chef Kiss (TM) quality Magic
RocknGrohlNerd: *kicks down a door*, looks like fish is back on the menu boys
AtomicAlchemical: Merfolk Surprise, Alex. Merfolk Surprise.
bkowal23: who won?
BTY_ish: @spartanssbm prowess creature was tapped down by the enchantment
matthaus_c: @bkowal23 Sacha 2-1 Wheeler
seanwbruno: wait ... we get MORE highlander? Wonderful.
dinkledankledonkle: @thetunnelingcat thanks!
as_ever_ellesandra: @bkowal23 4c init beat rdw in 3
RocknGrohlNerd:
omnathpile won
Graham_LRR: @seanwbruno 5 more rounds! Some of them are Bo5!
DigitalSeahorse:
double the fury
Funkbr0: nice beard there nelson (y)
seanwbruno: @Graham_LRR Fantastic!
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theevermist: Fellow LRRsons?
DigitalSeahorse: cool
TXC2: !break
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brieandbacon: Get to // Have to
Snowcookies: I'm excite for more commentary
MrQBear: how much mana do you have to pay to cycle fluids?
TemporallyAwry:
!
Griwes: ah yes the LSV dilemma
TXC2: right chat I'm off
goosevonkaiser: less wheeler means more wheeler, and the cosmic ballet continues
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
cmdrud87: @MrQBear u or 2 generic
MrQBear: @MrQBear fair call.
Ukon_Cairns: have we seen a roborosewater card or a friday nights intro card with fluidcycling yet?
DrLigmaPhD: Looks like I arrived during a break. How goes?
MrQBear: @Ukon_Cairns So is fluidcycling that you get to draw a card, but only after you go to the bathroom and come back with a topped up water bottle?
cmdrud87: @DrLigmaPhD It goes. Sorensen advanced, Wheeler was eliminated in anither game
cmdrud87: *another
fblthp2727: What’s Wheeler playing
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, half the quarter final down, another half to go
cmdrud87: @fblthp2727 Medium R// RDW
spicyFerret_: I'd like to think the flavor text for Fluid would just be: "PIIIIIIIISS!" -Alex Steacy
Ukon_Cairns: RDW
FurthestChunk: That deck was not Medium
FurthestChunk: that was pure RDW
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DrLigmaPhD: Wheeler not on Ruin-Your-Evening?
FurthestChunk: Medium Red has a bit higher curve, it's not exactly throwing down a million Jackal Pups
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sandinariocheeks: Just tuned back in who won round 2 ???
Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
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fblthp2727: !commands
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Ukon_Cairns: RDW unfortunately not quite living up to the name.
Hewdra: Red Deck Wimps
brieandbacon: Goddamn I love this track
ChapsTheMC: the road quest theme is real solid tho
DrLigmaPhD: @Hewdra Red Deck Womp Womp
boltmarrow_: red deck wgetsprettyclose
Hewdra: @Hewdra oh very good
twitch_xeo: wasprettyclose
MrQBear: @DrLigmaPhD All human rights are antithetical to extreme wealth and capitalism, I think. ' -'
Ruble_streams: !advice
MrQBear: Let's get to work on stealing those forks I guess.
goosevonkaiser: Red Deck Whatdoyamean TNN on curve?
mister_nibbles: BGC always gets me right in the feels, especially the Road Quest stuff
theevermist: For some reason I just got the urge to rewatch road quest
fblthp2727: What round is this
JadedTrekkie: @fblthp2727 3
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goosevonkaiser: hands full of forks, except for the middle fingers we love up for the bourgeoisie
goosevonkaiser: *leave
MrBurrito: Who won? I left for a bit
MrQBear: @goosevonkaiser i have to admit i was going to ask: now that we have the forks what do we do with them?
Juliamon: MrBurrito Sacha in 3
TemporallyAwry: @goosevonkaiser Bend all the forks to leave out only the middle tines, clearly
Mazrae: Hello everyone hows it going
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MrBurrito: @juliamon ahh. Murktide too big.
TemporallyAwry:
Tine* ruined the joke
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@TemporallyAwry clearly
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MrQBear: @goosevonkaiser I believe both you and DrLigmaPhD are entirely correct. I like this. I like having forks.
Mazrae: Just tuned in how many matches have happened
straight_cheesin: 2
TheeFallen: how did match 2 go?
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straight_cheesin: Wheeler lost
the777s: hi pp
duke_dice:
goosevonkaiser: "let them eat cake" you bet w/ all these forks
SnackPak_:
MrQBear: @TheeFallen Good news, we get more Wheeler. Bad news, we get less Wheeler.
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DigitalSeahorse: arg that face from The Quarry
the777s: oh, they're on break. lol
IbunWest:
duresspls:
huge raid
lordshartenfeltch: NOt like this
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stinkydeelux01:
BoxLaunch: Did wheeler win his match?
Haroldholmes25: lost a close 2-1
Ukon_Cairns:
fblthp2727: Estimate on when streams back?
JadedTrekkie: @fblthp2727 now
JadedTrekkie:
GrassVortex:
DeM0nFiRe:
DigitalSeahorse: so much more fun than taxes
Ryxiene:
patbaer: we could hear you (just not as well)
SnackPak_:
argetbrisingr: thats fine, we heard it
brieandbacon: It's okay, we heard
DigitalSeahorse: now Nelly is louder than Alex
YeetTheRich_: just play it off as a bit
Ukon_Cairns: would be silly to have the 2023 tournament season having only seen a third of 2023
ImpulsiveTempo: This seems pretty casual compared to the official Canlander discord year end finals
sporkraptor: we heard--yeah. XD
sporkraptor:
MurphEP: Hi-lander
flowerseses: hi lander
stanmechanic: Hi o/ lander
ipoddodd: Is this single elim?
gibbousm: oof
Kykiwi: rough
mizzytastic: Nelly is such a good ventriloquist
JadedTrekkie: DAMN
gibbousm: this is CompREL
Hawkfrost000: dang
FurthestChunk: ooooof, you hate to see it
thecrownjules_: oof
whydustin:
gibbousm: I've been on both side of deck error game losses, it sucks
brieandbacon:
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: game loss != match loss?
AtomicAlchemical:
ipoddodd: @kaliuniqueusernamesaredum One loss in a best of 3 format
seanwbruno: Scary Terry? I'm in!
Ukon_Cairns: match is best 2 out of 3 games
RoyalTriple9: game loss due to a lack of card did i catch this correctly ? accidently closed the stream
duresspls: @RoyalTriple9 yep
RoyalTriple9: ah sucks
lobiax: Game loss or match loss?
BobTheLob: Game loss
Haroldholmes25: game loss
duresspls: yeah happens 🤷 just a game loss
deception101: I’m just joining..but 2022 championships?
frostownik: @deception101 best players from the 2022 season at YJ
Carlioo: @deception101 finals for the 2022 season, they didn't have time to get together until now
DigitalSeahorse:
lobiax: How do they resolve that missing card besides the game loss. If it can't easily be found
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain |
Sibwow: Jeskai seems misspelled on the deck anme
deception101: Ahh makes sense now. Carry on…powerful magic
patrick_stonecrusher: Hope of Ghirapur, or as saffronolive says it, HurpurGurpur
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, cant have a 2023 championship when we havent seen 2/3rds of 2023
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
flowerseses: jetski tempo
jarikosik___: jeski
LRRMTG_Judge: You can replace it with a basic land, Iobiax.
Tom_Bruise: Jeski?
LRRbot: Stonecoil Serpent [X] | Artifact Creature — Snake [0/0] | Reach, trample, protection from multicolored / Stonecoil Serpent enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it.
SittingOx: is the deck's name jesKI tempo or is there a typo?
LRRbot: Mental Note [U] | Instant | Mill two cards. / Draw a card.
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: @Sibwow matthew missing more than just a card
Tom_Bruise: Typo. Well then
SittingOx:
Sibwow: goodbye jeski
Haroldholmes25: besides murktide?
LRRbot: Prismatic Vista | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Prismatic Vista: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRMTG_Judge:
Oh, and that was from 🐰, that last message.
TheGuri42: !decklists
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
niccus: jeski is snow jeskai. merfolk jeskai is jetski and has completely lost legibility
TheGuri42: !decklist
LRRMTG_Judge: No decklists until the top four.
DigitalSeahorse:
the stifles
LRRMTG_Judge: 🐰
TheGuri42: burh
LRRbot: Hullbreacher [2U] | Creature — Merfolk Pirate [3/2] | Flash / If an opponent would draw a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, instead you create a Treasure token.
as_ever_ellesandra: Hull breacher is response to brainstorm
WaltzMaster1: oof
Agnememnon: well thats just gross
lobiax: Ouch
anaemicpuppy: Brainstorm was in response to Flooded Strand activation
fblthp2727: Ooph
fairiefae: Brainstorm hullbreached woof
wierdo_of_OZ: treasures are artifacts after all
SevenIsTheWorst: Brainstorm in response to attack
Kykiwi: oof
WaltzMaster1: well this will be a quick one
ipoddodd: Big yikes
MrBacanudo:
-3 cards
duresspls: ow
flatluigi: god, hullbreacher is a hell of a card
anaemicpuppy: So disgusting. Love it.
Electrum516: Gee gee
straight_cheesin: ggs
MurphEP: Oh you still have to put cards back, that's so sick
fairiefae: I’m so sorry
straight_cheesin: this is rough to see
Funkbr0: what a fun magical card this is
Agnememnon: I'm so sorry that happened to you
lobiax: 1 mana put two cards from your hand back on the top of your library. An opponent creates 3 treasure tokens
lobiax: doesnt seem like a great card
JqlGirl: Wurmcoil?
goosevonkaiser: us jeski fans just tryna eat over here
Ukon_Cairns: hullbreacher do be a blue and/or white card that makes artifacts i suppose.
KingfisherGames: Hullbreacher, one of the two cards first printed in a commander product to currently be banned in commander.
twitch_xeo: David is kinda shaking there, that must be some adrenaline high from the Hullbreacher lol
KeytarCat: Is this Studio C with commentary in A? How's this being captured/broadcasted?
LRRbot: Mox Pearl [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {W}.
Rodzos: @lobiax roborosewater type card
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: @KingfisherGames whats the other?
LRRbot: Surgical Skullbomb [1] | Artifact | {1}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Draw a card. / {2}{U}, Sacrifice Surgical Skullbomb: Return target creature to its owner's hand. Draw a card. Activate only as a sorcery.
wierdo_of_OZ: YIKES
ipoddodd: tapping a mox to pay for a skullbomb. What a format
LRRbot: Michiko's Reign of Truth [1W] (back: Portrait of Michiko) | Enchantment — Saga | I, II — Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each artifact and/or enchantment you control. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
wierdo_of_OZ: thats a terrifying little saga
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
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LRRbot: Portrait of Michiko (front: Michiko's Reign of Truth) | Enchantment Creature — Human Noble [0/0] | Portrait of Michiko gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control.
LRRbot: Nettlecyst [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact and/or enchantment you control. / Equip {2}
fblthp2727: Is that game?
KeytarCat:
Oh, I didn't know For Mirrodin! was related to Living Weapon. Makes sense now that I've seen it
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Faerie Mastermind [1U] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [2/1] | Flash / Flying / Whenever an opponent draws their second card each turn, you draw a card. / {3}{U}: Each player draws a card.
KingfisherGames: @KingfisherGames I was thinking of Leovold, which was technically from a draft format
LRRbot: Digsite Engineer [2W] | Creature — Dwarf Artificer [3/3] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control."
LRRbot: Prismari Command [1UR] | Instant | Choose two — / • Prismari Command deals 2 damage to any target. / • Target player draws two cards, then discards two cards. / • Target player creates a Treasure token. / • Destroy target artifact.
Kykiwi: ok ok ok
as_ever_ellesandra: We found another turn
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
gracefuldave: What're artifacts points? Mox Mox Academy...?
SevenIsTheWorst: Mox, MOx, Sol RIng I think
LRRbot: Smuggler's Copter [2] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/3] | Flying / Whenever Smuggler's Copter attacks or blocks, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card. / Crew 1
KingfisherGames: @KingfisherGames @kaliuniqueusernamesaredum i was thinking of Leovold from conspiracy
as_ever_ellesandra: @gracefuldave mox mox sol ring
Rodzos: GG
Kykiwi: gg's
Murkemurk:
duresspls:
NewtyNewts: Stomped
Badchop: Oof, but also GGs
straight_cheesin: ggs
DigitalSeahorse:
JqlGirl: short and brutal
fairiefae:
goosevonkaiser:
ggs
mtvcdm: Sometimes that just happens.
Robot_Bones: That's Magic Bay-be
fairiefae: The shadow realm
Electrum516:
Another break? Already? 
DrLigmaPhD: The Shadow Realm, I believe
DigitalSeahorse:
lobiax: Oh god, that match made me feel sad. That's the way the cookie crumbles i guess
NewtyNewts: Wheel into hullbreacher?
Graham_LRR: This break should be quicker!
Electrum516:
smertmonkey: i missed it, deck list problem?
Juliamon: Deck list after the next match
duresspls: D&T!
SittingOx: may i ask what was the decklist problem?
frostownik: @smertmonkey Matthew was missing a card, got a game loss
smertmonkey: oh damn
goosevonkaiser: @smertmonkey it was off camera, deck was missing a card listed
smertmonkey: i see
SittingOx: dang
brieandbacon: Only two decks with black in the whole thang
Electrum516: @smertmonkey Matthew had a card missing resulting in a game loss
smertmonkey:
ty
Haroldholmes25: blue white going hard
DigitalSeahorse:
take all the turns, turning turning
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: every deck is playing uw, I assume for aaracokra sneak and white plume?
RocknGrohlNerd: all the turns? but where would you put theme all?
as_ever_ellesandra: Wheeler said Dryad Miliant and Mental Misstep
as_ever_ellesandra: Obviously no confirmation but a good shot
josh1273436: @kaliuniqueusernamesaredum Blue and White also gives you pretty much the best interaction in the format, blue for the countermagic and white for the removal
CoemgenTaillear: there are not a lot of black mana pips here
Diabore: @brieandbacon versus all but 1 having white
mtvcdm: !patreon
mtvcdm: !store
Electrum516:
@as_ever_ellesandra this was mentioned round 1, yes
mtvcdm: !lrrmove
Philologia: @brieandbacon Actually, all but 1 having both white and blue
DigitalSeahorse: badges look rad
Juliamon: There's no move-related shirt, but the Pride shirts are restocked!
jacqui_lantern234: deckbuilding question for yall: im brewing Abzan Midrange, should i play Mental Misstep with 0 blue sources?
TemporallyAwry: Pins, Patches, Poster, and Kit
brieandbacon: Daaaaaang
YeetTheRich_: clip it
DigitalSeahorse: rainbow shirts
Krotash: is there a bracker/decklists listed anywhere?
mtvcdm: Not until after round 4
Electrum516:
@jacqui_lantern234 free spell yum
frostownik: @kaliuniqueusernamesaredum I don't think the bird gets in the tempo/control lists
brieandbacon: !decklists
LRRbot: Decklists for the Highlander Championship will be made public after Round 4.
Juliamon: Krotash The bracket was shown a minute ago, decks after the next round
KeytarCat: A wheeler still burns
ravenlord_xix: Swap fluids for hydrazine
Krotash: ah, i stepped away, must have missed the bracket
SnackPak_: don't send hypergolic fuel to the moonbase
cheshire_creeper: The Land continues to Wheel
NewtyNewts: @ravenlord_xix Rocket Fuel for You
DigitalSeahorse: oh Alex is also doing his own merch which will be available soonish, like shirts and stickers probably, until then check out his comic
DigitalSeahorse: !Alex
Mr_Horrible: thanks for that reminder, Nelly!
maagipoiss: Who won?
DigitalSeahorse: Alex's merch will be another link entirely
lobiax: Does anyone know in what video Ben Wheeler upon losing the match started unsleeving his deck saying? "Magic has been a wild ride"
tailoredbacon: @lobiax The first "memes and moxen" stream
gimbles_jr: the first canlander meme and moxen i think
Hangedman: shoutouts to BigGiantCircles
lobiax: @lobiax Thanks!
lobiax: @gimbles_jr Thank you
Sage0fMadness: "move to unsleave step" that was a wild one
lobiax: It's so good
Eggyism: whats up chat
DigitalSeahorse: oops
HungryTanuki: SourPls
DigitalSeahorse: lone tale
DigitalSeahorse:
Dobbykroket: ooh, this song's cool, which one is it?
DigitalSeahorse: the lrr logo song
DigitalSeahorse: wasn't this the first one big circles did for them?
Juliamon: nope!
Juliamon: it's either the second or third
DigitalSeahorse: ah
Dobbykroket: neat, never heard it before
Dobbykroket: (not a big watcher of the streams)
Juliamon: !bgc
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DawtDawtDawt: trenton!
HungryTanuki:
Trenton
EarlyAccessLover: Ayyy
Kykiwi: woo lest goo trent
NewtyNewts: Hello Wumpty and Trent
jacqui_lantern234:
Trenton!!!
LRRbot: Tear Asunder [1G] | Instant | Kicker {1}{B} / Exile target artifact or enchantment. If this spell was kicked, exile target nonland permanent instead.
flatluigi: i would _adore_ a canlander stream w/ graham
jacqui_lantern234: @flatluigi big same!!!
BlindRift98: wasnt he in the canlander by proxy stream?
DigitalSeahorse: this is reminding me I should be doing my taxes
ipoddodd: @BlindRift98 He was! Playing monoB?
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: I think so
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: @DigitalSeahorse I dont think so
flatluigi: i enjoyed the canlander by proxy stream but it lacked a little without being able to hear the proxies talk
patpatpatb: Trent is an excellent player and a master of a couple Highlander archetypes. Loving that he is on commentary!
chrysaliss:
samu_btdp1985: Did wheeler win
LRRbot: Cave of the Frost Dragon | Land | If you control two or more other lands, Cave of the Frost Dragon enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / {4}{W}: Cave of the Frost Dragon becomes a 3/4 white Dragon creature with flying until end of turn. It's still a land.
LRRbot: Cathar Commando [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/1] | Flash / {1}, Sacrifice Cathar Commando: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Castle Ardenvale | Land | Castle Ardenvale enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains. / {T}: Add {W}. / {2}{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: @samu_btdp1985 no
DigitalSeahorse:
Juliamon: ooh spoilers
patpatpatb: super excited to hear trent's analysis and play by play
BlaccLamb: i come back. how did wheeler's round against initiative go?
Juliamon: Not in his favor BlaccLamb
duresspls: lets go D&T!
spencerksl: Trent has amazing commentary - great to see a great player talk shop!
Rourke9: some good games though @BlaccLamb
LRRbot: Ancient Tomb | Land | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Ancient Tomb deals 2 damage to you.
duresspls: OH
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: especially game 2
LRRbot: Archon of Emeria [2W] | Creature — Archon [2/3] | Flying / Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. / Nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
flatluigi: bird thalia
MurphEP:
Ancient Tomb
TemporallyAwry:
Ancient Tomb Mana 
whiteravenlord: Welp. We are in for a long one
Kykiwi: oh no the archon
accountmadeforants: Why use many spell when one spell do trick?
fraggy27: This is live?
Hawkfrost000: yes
Juliamon: fraggy27 Sure is
LRRbot: Zagoth Triome | Land — Swamp Forest Island | Zagoth Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
duresspls: absolute banger of a turn 2
smoke_knight: That Archon looks like it gums up a lot of singleton decks.
LRRbot: Time Walk [1U] | Sorcery | Take an extra turn after this one.
mtvcdm: Here we go
benjamin_wheeler: The Canlander classic
duresspls: OOF
LRRbot: Scrubland | Land — Plains Swamp |
ThankYouUro: nice Explore
YeetTheRich_: 7 point explore
chrysaliss: explore is good, too
Electrum516:
Explore !
thornyberry:
sometimes timewalk is just explore
MrBacanudo: Explore, if it costed 0
benjamin_wheeler: Cavern of Souls
Electrum516: Naming wut tho?
as_ever_ellesandra: Oh that counter says human
spencerksl: Lol
Electrum516: soldier?
as_ever_ellesandra: Okay
Electrum516: oh
duresspls: ahhh
KeytarCat: !card Cavern of Souls
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As Cavern of Souls enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
Electrum516: Says human lmao
LRRbot: Cavern of Souls | Land | As Cavern of Souls enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a creature spell of the chosen type, and that spell can't be countered.
benjamin_wheeler: Resolute Reinforcements
LRRbot: Spell Queller [1WU] | Creature — Spirit [2/3] | Flash / Flying / When Spell Queller enters the battlefield, exile target spell with mana value 4 or less. / When Spell Queller leaves the battlefield, the exiled card's owner may cast that card without paying its mana cost.
accountmadeforants: I'm so glad Spell Queller is on Arena now.
bkowal23: Is the D&T deck running a seekerwalk package?
LRRbot: Yavimaya Hollow | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {G}, {T}: Regenerate target creature.
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
frostownik: @bkowal23 I believe the color pips are from Mental Misstep and Dryad Militant
chaostreader: Have we said what points?
LRRbot: Resolute Reinforcements [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/1] | Flash / When Resolute Reinforcements enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token.
Krotash: sadly can't under the archon
TristalMTG: he can't cast it though, since archon says so
devoidmelody: for the person who asked about proxies way earlier, look at that yavimaya hollow
benjamin_wheeler: Cant cast it off wheeler
duresspls: yeah archon blocks it
benjamin_wheeler: Queller*
laundreydhull: lawl... I thought I heard cavern of souls brought up in another stream Q&A campaign bit
LRRbot: Archon of Emeria [2W] | Creature — Archon [2/3] | Flying / Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. / Nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
ThankYouUro: half of it is symmetrical
bkowal23: @frostownik Ah. Okay. I thought the Time Walk was on the other side of the field
flatluigi: it's only half symmetrical :V
FurthestChunk: fair* magic
TemporallyAwry:
*laughter* ...
Juliamon: You also can't cast it off Wheeler
fairiefae:
Wheeler
Hawkfrost000: symmetrical effects are always fair, like armageddon and balance
MurphEP: How much mana does a Wheeler generate?
KingfisherGames: @MurphEP Yes,
RavagerMaths: @benjamin_wheeler I can't believe you told them no
frostownik: @MurphEP generaly we like FreeWheelers
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice Ranger-Captain of Eos: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
LoadingReadyRun:
How can an overhead camera stand against such wonton foils
Juliamon: mmm wontons
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
LRRbot: Dryad Militant [{G/W}] | Creature — Dryad Soldier [2/1] | If an instant or sorcery card would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.
LRRbot: Green Sun's Zenith [XG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a green creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Shuffle Green Sun's Zenith into its owner's library.
josh1273436: Just looking for Spellseeker?
TristalMTG: that's an interesting Yavimaya Hollow
bigpearlentertainment: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 3:26:16.
fairiefae: Gsz only green
goosevonkaiser: foiled wontons are delicious, but they'll curl on ya
josh1273436: @fairiefae yes silly me
duresspls: is that an endurance i see?
duresspls: oh courser nice
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
ipoddodd: Looked like Jace was considering Endurance
KeytarCat:
Of courser
goosevonkaiser: courser of kruphix: a pretty good card
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k_bosta: this mana base is LIT
bigpearlentertainment: is wheeler in this tournament?
TristalMTG: @bigpearlentertainment not anymore
bwk789: Love hearing Graham in the booth. Who else is there and have been commentating earlier games?
Juliamon: bigpearlentertainment He got knocked out earlier
fairiefae: Not augur of autumn *cries in Serge*
benjamin_wheeler: Stifle on top
SixthMonarch: world series of shuffling
Juliamon: bwk789 Wheeler and Graham for round 1, Nelly and Alex for 2 and 3
10thshadow: stifle
TheTunnelingCat: pretty sure its counterspell
TheTunnelingCat: looks like theres 2 pips
chaostreader: @bwk789 it says at the bottom.
Electrum516: Stifle?!
LRRbot: Stifle [U] | Instant | Counter target activated or triggered ability.
ipoddodd: sure is stifle
bwk789: @Juliamon thanks
TheTunnelingCat: oh yeah that does look like stifle
DrMagnify: Is stifle
accountmadeforants: It's Stifle yeah
benjamin_wheeler: Trust the wheeler
bwk789: Also @chaostreader ty
DarknessKingCoH: Are proxies legal in this event?
fairiefae: In WheeWhee we trust
Electrum516: *Never :))
nightraven949: @DarknessKingCoH Since this is a Tournament event with a cash pot I would assume no
benjamin_wheeler: Not here to backup card reader but this is the most “which card is that” matchup of the day
goosevonkaiser: wheeler reads the cards so we don't have to
LRRbot: Assassin's Trophy [BG] | Instant | Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TheTunnelingCat: that is absolutely a proxied yavimaya hollow, since it doesnt exist in paper in that border
chrysaliss:
@benjamin_wheeler 
TheTunnelingCat: either that or its aletered to look like a vintage masters one
devoidmelody: yeah its absolutely a proxy
LRRbot: Dromar's Charm [WUB] | Instant | Choose one — / • You gain 5 life. / • Counter target spell. / • Target creature gets −2/−2 until end of turn.
nightraven949: Void Rend
benjamin_wheeler: Void Rend
TristalMTG: it's Void Rend
TheTunnelingCat: thats a void rend
LRRbot: Fight as One [W] | Instant | Choose one or both — / • Target Human creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains indestructible until end of turn. / • Target non-Human creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Karakas | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {W}. / {T}: Return target legendary creature to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
nephyte: Hi uncle Trenton!
chrysaliss:
fight as one 
as_ever_ellesandra: Love dromar's charm but that was a void rend
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
fairiefae: Kromer charm
hymntothoth: I was going to say, Dromar's charm in 2023??
TheTrueDeerLord: that's great art
WhiteWizard42: trophy to exile, right?
LRRbot: Void Rend [WUB] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent.
TheTrueDeerLord: oh yeah it should go to exile
TheTrueDeerLord: off militant
Electrum516: @TheTrueDeerLord correct
benjamin_wheeler: Assassin’s Trophy should be exiled, yes
LRRbot: Stifle [U] | Instant | Counter target activated or triggered ability.
Ukon_Cairns:
extra amusing with the all the alt art / borders giving the booth trouble, that was the ephemerate with the wrong art on it
straight_cheesin: stifle needs to exile to
KatNBows:
I don't think he's allowed to wish because there is no sideboard 
benjamin_wheeler: Stifle should also exile
kimi_san: those spells need be exiled right? not in graveyartd
spencerksl: Weird Jace not exiling cards eh ?
TheTrueDeerLord: mission accomplished chat
straight_cheesin: We did it!
Electrum516: Poggers chat did a thing
LRRbot: Armageddon [3W] | Sorcery | Destroy all lands.
Kykiwi: OH
epicasey: bang
fairiefae:
Kykiwi: spicy
bwk789: who's the in-moonbase judge? Is it Alison or another YJ friend?
benjamin_wheeler: Mental Misstep on top
frostownik: @bwk789 Nelly and another friend
bwk789: TY Frost
Electrum516: @bwk789 Nelson is co-judging
LRRbot: Mental Misstep [{U/P}] | Instant | Counter target spell with mana value 1.
accountmadeforants: Armageddon as Dicky G intended.
LRRbot: Emeria, Shattered Skyclave (front: Emeria's Call) | Land | As Emeria, Shattered Skyclave enters the battlefield, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W}.
aliceduckwhisper: no lands
LRRbot: Endurance [1GG] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/4] | Flash / Reach / When Endurance enters the battlefield, up to one target player puts all the cards from their graveyard on the bottom of their library in a random order. / Evoke—Exile a green card from your hand.
LRRbot: Ephemerate [W] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Rebound
frostownik: my queen!
LRRbot: Sedgemoor Witch [2B] | Creature — Human Warlock [3/2] | Menace / Ward—Pay 3 life. / Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
LRRbot: Soldier of the Pantheon [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/1] | Protection from multicolored / Whenever an opponent casts a multicolored spell, you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Life from the Loam [1G] | Sorcery | Return up to three target land cards from your graveyard to your hand. / Dredge 3
Kykiwi: wowewo
MurphEP: Death'd and taxed
HungryTanuki: MLD is a hell of a thing
qzzyozzy: who doesnt love a good geddon
fairiefae: Taxed to death
before_damage: It’s neat how Jace’s deck is sponsored by Secret Lairs.
frostownik:
I still remember Adam Thorne's Orzhov and Taxes deck
Electrum516: Tax time!
LRRbot: Zagoth Triome | Land — Swamp Forest Island | Zagoth Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
mtvcdm: LRRBot, what are you looking for in game 2?
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #3399: "I don't know a non-pompous way of saying 'I'm allergic to anything popular.'" —Alex [2016-09-14]
LRRbot: Volrath's Stronghold | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}{B}, {T}: Put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.
LRRbot: Containment Priest [1W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Flash / If a nontoken creature would enter the battlefield and it wasn't cast, exile it instead.
Rogueist: put them in the container!
LRRbot: Castle Ardenvale | Land | Castle Ardenvale enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains. / {T}: Add {W}. / {2}{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
LRRbot: Ethersworn Canonist [1W] | Artifact Creature — Human Cleric [2/2] | Each player who has cast a nonartifact spell this turn can't cast additional nonartifact spells.
LRRbot: Disallow [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell, activated ability, or triggered ability.
before_damage: Rebecca Guay is a hell of an artist
urkleturtle: no canons allowed
Hawkfrost000: she sure is
harvest_time: are decklists posted anywhere?
Juliamon: !decklist
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Rogueist: !decklist
frostownik: @harvest_time after this round
harvest_time: nice, ty
samu_btdp1985: What is the spell seeker combo
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: I assume Jace is playing white border duals to have an easier time fetching, neat
frostownik:
@kaliuniqueusernamesaredum they're also cheaper
mtvcdm: The stakes have rarely been higher in this studio
LRRbot: Sungold Sentinel [1W] | Creature — Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever Sungold Sentinel enters the battlefield or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / Coven — {1}{W}: Choose a color. Sungold Sentinel gains hexproof from that color until end of turn and can't be blocked by creatures of that color this turn. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.
LRRbot: Mystical Teachings [3U] | Instant | Search your library for an instant card or a card with flash, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Flashback {5}{B}
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
Rogueist: mystical teachings my beloved
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
LRRbot: Search for Azcanta [1U] (back: Azcanta, the Sunken Ruin) | Legendary Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, surveil 1. Then if you have seven or more cards in your graveyard, you may transform Search for Azcanta.
LRRbot: Walking Ballista [XX] | Artifact Creature — Construct [0/0] | Walking Ballista enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / {4}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Walking Ballista. / Remove a +1/+1 counter from Walking Ballista: It deals 1 damage to any target.
LRRbot: The Meathook Massacre [XBB] | Legendary Enchantment | When The Meathook Massacre enters the battlefield, each creature gets −X/−X until end of turn. / Whenever a creature you control dies, each opponent loses 1 life. / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.
FurthestChunk: lrrbot working overtime
frostownik: oh this is a spicy one
hymntothoth: Search for Azcanta? Been a while since we've seen that.
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Field Researcher [1GWU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo [4] | [+1]: Choose up to two target creatures. Until your next turn, whenever either of those creatures deals combat damage, you draw a card. / [−2]: Tap up to two target nonland permanents. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step. / [−7]: Draw three cards. You get an emblem with "You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs."
TheTunnelingCat: honestly thats not a terrible exchange, trading the sungold and the ballista for the second half of the teachings, the force, and the card that was pitched
Sibwow: indiana jones tamiyo
frostownik: the Jer White special
Arcan0r: They should print "Tamiyo, with a hat"
eshplode: Tamiyindiana Jones
LRRbot: Palace Jailer [2WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [2/2] | When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, you become the monarch. / When Palace Jailer enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until an opponent becomes the monarch.
flatluigi: this tamiyo taking over historic brawl
seanwbruno: I would have gone with the Ellery Queen Tamiyo.
LoadingReadyRun:
"Sorry I didn't recognize you with a hat"
Praenomen_: What a great monarch token
Rogueist: woah the monarch token from the OMA store
chrysaliss:
LRRbot: Stoneforge Mystic [1W] | Creature — Kor Artificer [1/2] | When Stoneforge Mystic enters the battlefield, you may search your library for an Equipment card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / {1}{W}, {T}: You may put an Equipment card from your hand onto the battlefield.
RAZRBCK08: Deals combat damage for Tamiyo's ability
KingfisherGames: @Rogueist i keep thinking about just knuckling down and buying 1 of each of those tokens
LRRbot: Kaldra Compleat [7] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Indestructible / Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature." / Equip {7}
Rogueist: @KingfisherGames theyre sweet, I bought a few that I really use a lot, like the sand warrior tokens and some that dont exist like the graveborn tokens
hd_dabnado: new card!
wierdo_of_OZ: awe yeah love this card
canadianbac0nz: phyrexian censor?
hey_kelvin: phyrexian censor baby
Krotash: is that the new phyrexian rule of law
TheTunnelingCat: phyrexian censor
duresspls: ooo
kngkraut: Oh muh goodness
Bruceski: "enchanted creature has... everything"
Armoric: Phyrexian Censor is legal already, not next week?
LRRbot: Phyrexian Censor [2W] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [3/3] | Each player can't cast more than one non-Phyrexian spell each turn. / Non-Phyrexian creatures enter the battlefield tapped.
wierdo_of_OZ: my fav thing is you can always double spell the turn you play it
patpatpatb: its not too late to get monarch
patpatpatb: call a judge over there
LRRbot: Timeless Witness [2GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Timeless Witness enters the battlefield, return target card from your graveyard to your hand. / Eternalize {5}{G}{G}
spencerksl: That monarch trigger
mtvcdm: That's a good card to take outside of its home deck.
unleashenlightenment: Which tamiyo is that?
patpatpatb: get nelson over there please
KingfisherGames: @unleashenlightenment field researcher
nic_nax96: @unleashenlightenment field researcher
frostownik: !card tamiyo field
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Field Researcher [1GWU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo [4] | [+1]: Choose up to two target creatures. Until your next turn, whenever either of those creatures deals combat damage, you draw a card. / [−2]: Tap up to two target nonland permanents. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step. / [−7]: Draw three cards. You get an emblem with "You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs."
LRRbot: Tamiyo, Field Researcher [1GWU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Tamiyo [4] | [+1]: Choose up to two target creatures. Until your next turn, whenever either of those creatures deals combat damage, you draw a card. / [−2]: Tap up to two target nonland permanents. They don't untap during their controller's next untap step. / [−7]: Draw three cards. You get an emblem with "You may cast spells from your hand without paying their mana costs."
Krotash: Cool things about censor: both parts are symmetrical, and living weapon germ tokens are phyrexian
TheTunnelingCat: a force of will
LRRbot: Archon of Emeria [2W] | Creature — Archon [2/3] | Flying / Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. / Nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
unleashenlightenment:
Thanks you all 
KingfisherGames: it's the secret lair art from where they made ajani wolverine @unleashenlightenment
Rogueist: tamiyo can tap other planeswalkers if you want
chrysaliss: not being a phyrexian…YET
before_damage: If tamiyo downticked, shouldn’t it be at 2?
chrysaliss:
frostownik: @Rogueist tech against 12 Gideon decks
mtvcdm: I feel Phyrexian Censor is gonna quickly play really stupidly well in formats like this.
LRRbot: Harm's Way [W] | Instant | The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.
Rogueist: harms way gaming
LRRbot: Saw in Half [2B] | Instant | Destroy target creature. If that creature dies this way, its controller creates two tokens that are copies of that creature, except their base power is half that creature's power and their base toughness is half that creature's toughness. Round up each time.
ShaevaCado: yooooo saw in half lefts go
Krotash: jack has gotten me with In Harms Way too many times
neisan2112: Oh heeeel yeah
DigitalSeahorse:
before_damage: Two downticks should mean tamiyo is dead?
Armoric: This is disgusting
eshplode: Amazing
DigitalSeahorse:
Done_IV: tamiyo was at 6
Ukon_Cairns: @before_damage not when she upticked twice before hand
frostownik: @before_damage Tamiyo was at 6
ElfLawyer: I love a good saw in half
FurthestChunk:
six minus two minus two equals zero right
before_damage: Hmm, my video never showed that
ArcOfTheConclave: why is saw in half not silver border?
TemporallyAwry:
In the old un-set logic, that effect would have required you tear the card in half 
duresspls: you love to see it
hymntothoth: Saw in half is shockingly good in a lot of situations.
mtvcdm: Don't you love they let some Un cards come out to play?
hymntothoth: (And you don't even need to be on the initiative)
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
mick_myage: he could get back the timeless witness and the saw in half right? cause if so...
frostownik: @ArcOfTheConclave they're all black border now, just some of the sillier ones have acorn holostamps
DigitalSeahorse:
who saw this coming?
dakotaval: what is canadian highlander?
Rogueist: !canlander
hey_kelvin: oo he gets to untap stoneforge
Armoric: Even with the monarch and initiative Jace is keeping up with card advantage despite forcing twice already. Dang.
argetbrisingr: and the germ will enter untapped!
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LRRbot: Kaldra Compleat [7] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Living weapon / Indestructible / Equipped creature gets +5/+5 and has first strike, trample, indestructible, haste, and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a creature, exile that creature." / Equip {7}
Armoric: @argetbrisingr They were errata'd from germ to phyrexian germ?
KingfisherGames: LET'S GO LIVING WEAPON
TheTunnelingCat: because white plume is a very silly card
KingfisherGames: Also straight up, would allow anyone to rule 0 commander Kaldra Compleat at my table
argetbrisingr: @argetbrisingr yep!
ElfLawyer: that's sick
argetbrisingr: the token from mh2 actually has it
Armoric: Jace still suicides the tokens to get back the monarch and the prophet anyway no?
raisins4life: they can, but it's pretty brutal next turn
LRRbot: Courser of Kruphix [1GG] | Enchantment Creature — Centaur [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may play lands from the top of your library. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.
chrysaliss:
White Plume and Mom
chrysaliss:
What a headache
mtvcdm: Tag!
SnowBuddy18: punching each other to get a crown
KingfisherGames: I saw the cartoon in my head as Graham said that
Tom_Bruise: that or they're fighting for the Crown of Command in Talisman
LRRbot: Creeping Tar Pit | Land | Creeping Tar Pit enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {1}{U}{B}: Creeping Tar Pit becomes a 3/2 blue and black Elemental creature until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. It's still a land.
KingfisherGames: It was just straight up the 1980s DnD cartoon
gradx: I cast an Oubliette on Jon Finkel so he should be in the graveyard
ElfLawyer: it's also like $4, it's a steal
ElfLawyer: the tar pit
thirsty_kitteh: hey chat, as some of you know I can't log into the twitch app -- would someone be able to clip the Centaur in the Dungeon comment for me?
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LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When Baleful Strix enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Dobbykroket: @thirsty_kitteh for SJ?
StreamTeam3000: mission briefing cant help with the white 1 spell creature from march, right?
thirsty_kitteh: dobbykroket: precisely
gradx: cheating a banned Necro deck for ante in the hometown after the Olympic bombing is treasonous
LRRbot: Abrupt Decay [BG] | Instant | This spell can't be countered. / Destroy target nonland permanent with mana value 3 or less.
ElfLawyer: fancy abrupt decay
TheTunnelingCat: abrupt decay, 2016 WMCQ promo
FurthestChunk: i assume jack's plan is that jace doesn't deal with it
gradx: Finkel claimed his 96 World's juniors deck had 2 COP black standard
gradx: <message deleted>everyone knew my deck was like Justice's but for a monoblack Atlanta meta
LRRbot: Mother of Runes [W] | Creature — Human Cleric [1/1] | {T}: Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn.
Armoric: Didn't he top Solitude?
raisins4life: it's forge first not trap
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
zhrang911: 2nd room is 2 counters or scry 2, not the 5 damage
LRRbot: Cave of the Frost Dragon | Land | If you control two or more other lands, Cave of the Frost Dragon enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W}. / {4}{W}: Cave of the Frost Dragon becomes a 3/4 white Dragon creature with flying until end of turn. It's still a land.
hymntothoth: Was that the hard cast force of will?
gradx: <message deleted>4 contagion got me banned that week
thirsty_kitteh: goosevonkaiser: thank you! :3
LRRbot: Castle Ardenvale | Land | Castle Ardenvale enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Plains. / {T}: Add {W}. / {2}{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.
LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature — Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When Baleful Strix enters the battlefield, draw a card.
FurthestChunk: @gradx what are you talking about?
LRRbot: Celestial Colonnade | Land | Celestial Colonnade enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}. / {3}{W}{U}: Until end of turn, Celestial Colonnade becomes a 4/4 white and blue Elemental creature with flying and vigilance. It's still a land.
ElfLawyer: IT's a V Clique
Rogueist: its clique
TheTunnelingCat: vendillion clique
epicasey: what's jack's middle creature?
ElfLawyer: on top of library
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evoke—Exile a white card from your hand.
Praenomen_: Yeah that's clique
epicasey: below the white plume
frostownik: missed initiative?
LRRbot: Vendilion Clique [1UU] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Wizard [3/1] | Flash / Flying / When Vendilion Clique enters the battlefield, look at target player's hand. You may choose a nonland card from it. If you do, that player reveals the chosen card, puts it on the bottom of their library, then draws a card.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Censor [2W] | Creature — Phyrexian Wizard [3/3] | Each player can't cast more than one non-Phyrexian spell each turn. / Non-Phyrexian creatures enter the battlefield tapped.
Bruceski: "Looks like a counterspell of some sort" "how can you tell?" "It's blue."
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature — Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
NewtyNewts: Courser gone, should the card be turned over?
Barfling: rip undercity trigger
ConjuredLynx: these card arts in jace's deck are amazing
epicasey: got it
gradx: <message deleted>David Doust & Atlanta got a major angle on all this drama
gradx: <message deleted>Williams & Dallas counter
LRRbot: Ravages of War [3W] | Sorcery | Destroy all lands.
IbunWest: Oofa doofa
gibbousm: That's all folks
Blasteg: GG
argetbrisingr: big ouphe
chrysaliss: I LOVE IT
urkleturtle: absolutely ravaged
Hawkfrost000: dead AND taxed
FurthestChunk: @gradx what drama
gradx: <message deleted>and i did get banned for counting $50 gift-> 2500 in spring of 2000
Sage0fMadness: to shreds you say
goosevonkaiser: ravagapalooza
ElfLawyer: I love Jace's look, their hair, everything
mtvcdm: But what if you just blew up the planet
gradx: <message deleted>finkel cheaed me for $50 ante after playing his crew for 9+ (3 losses) in Dallas
Juliamon: gradx What does that have to do with this tournament?
FurthestChunk: why are you posting about you getting allegedly cheated by jonny magic multiple decades ago
gradx: <message deleted>nada
theinvisiblevoice: gradx, I'm not sure what your story is about but I'm certain it's not relevant here
KingfisherGames: OH YAY SORENSON
Hawkfrost000: black confirmed worst color
KingfisherGames: *Sorensen
gradx: <message deleted>but he's like your jordan
gradx: <message deleted>and he's a cheating fraud
mundomedico: Look at all those colors, this needs blood moon
SnowBuddy18: everyone is on UW
constantflaw: They were doing this on thelegacypit’s stream too
Juliamon: gradx Please try to keep discussion relevant to the stream
WarKr0: @mundomedico blood moon lost in the quaters
brieandbacon:
FurthestChunk: there isn't even a jordan at this event lmao
WarKr0: *quarters
seanwbruno: bah, looked away for a sec
micalovits: Just tuned in, how far along are we?
seanwbruno: match ended. Too the replay!
Ukon_Cairns: @mundomedico also the mono white death and taxes is reading as bant. but yeh, 4 color doing work
ToastyLoaff: decklists now?
frostownik: @micalovits we're into the top 4
Krotash: @mundomedico A lot of people have been off Blue Moon due to the preeminence of the Initiative
Juliamon: Decklists will be up as soon as we are provided them
WarKr0: @micalovits heading into semis
micalovits: Cool, thanks!
mundomedico: Oh
artemi7: oof, I join the stream, have to go through a block of ads, then they immediately go to ad break lol
whiteravenlord: !decklist
Krotash: Turns our when most people are running tings that can tutor for a basic the moon falls off
Krotash: our* things* I can type good
frostownik: @Krotash sometimes ting goes skrra
aliceduckwhisper: rip blood moon you sweet prince
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brieandbacon: Nice
FurthestChunk: god i hate that i'm now invested in that troll's nonsense, wanna hear more about finkel's CoPs
svent_fulgur: Nice
RoyalTriple9: i swear i need this playlist
Juliamon: !bgc
LRRbot:
Jimmy Hinson AKA "BigGiantCircles" makes chiptunes, which are featured during commercial breaks. His music, including LRR remixes and the soundtrack for Road Quest, is available here: https://biggiantcircles.bandcamp.com/music
RoyalTriple9: thank you so much
frostownik: @RoyalTriple9 a lot of BGC's stuff is on spotify, Road Quest OST confirmed good for cycling and walking
Juliamon: Most of what is played comes from the Glory Days and Road Quest albums
IbunWest:
I have the Road Quest OST on my phone. I should listen to it more often. 
Juliamon: But everything he puts out is gold
frostownik: i think the Normandy theme from Mass Effect 2 is also Jimmy
accountmadeforants: @constantflaw Seems they're just going for the magic tournament streams with the largest number of viewers. I just checked another stream in the category, and sure enough, they were there.
RoyalTriple9: @frostownik i have manny of their songs on spotify playlist but i for the life of me could not remmeber the name
accountmadeforants:
Anyway, 
HungryTanuki:
SourPls 
SourPls
frostownik: my son got a die-cast Crown Vic from the easter bunny, brought back some memories
hermit_at: !decklist
HungryTanuki:
Thanks to everyone involved in this tournament. Will not be able to watch the rest 'cause it's getting real late here but it's been great. Can't wait to rewatch the vod later
yargle: Got anything to eat?
mtvcdm: (Decklists are on the way; we just gotta get them up in the backend.)
Sage0fMadness: @yargle more of that strange oil, it's probably yummy
yargle: @Sage0fMadness Always important to lube up
Ukon_Cairns: please dont eat the tasty tasty oil
Juliamon: We apologize for the delay, the decklists necessitate... some finagling
matthaus_c: the semidemihemifinals
BaconL0rdes: Because of the reasons why.
hogwizard: @hermit_at
YeetTheRich_: the times keep being weird
hermit_at: thanks re: decklists and no worries
TemporallyAwry:
These Games, while occurring in 2023, don't count towards the 2023 season? 
mtvcdm: !lrrmove
SnowBuddy18: moon-ving
matthaus_c: 6 moonbases over 20 years... damn
svent_fulgur: I think the winner gets an invite to next year's? I don't remember
SnackPak_:
Sage0fMadness:
@TemporallyAwry similar to how the Super Bowl has no bearing on the following season that year 
spencerksl: @hermitat watching
TehAmelie: now the game truly begins
matthaus_c: love the Spearmint bracket
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
patpatpatb: hermit get in the discord
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
adambomb625: It's Monke time!
FurthestChunk: dashgavan if you will
micalovits: Bye bye murktide!
philthycasualmtg: MONKEEEEE
RoyalTriple9: i dislike this monkey so much
Sage0fMadness: Big ooof
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
RoyalTriple9: but it is an amazing card
AllTheWeasels: These are some of the one drops ever printed wowie
matthaus_c: must learn to love the monkey
ipoddodd: all the one drops that are boners
LRRbot: Verdant Catacombs | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Verdant Catacombs: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
YeetTheRich_: mono good cards
Izandai: Good timing for me. Managed to catch up on the VOD just about in time to tune in live at the start of a round.
ipoddodd: bonkers*
matthaus_c: we play old cantrips with >2019 threats
LRRbot: Omnath, Locus of Creation [RGWU] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [4/4] | When Omnath, Locus of Creation enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 4 life if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, add {R}{G}{W}{U}. If it's the third time, Omnath deals 4 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker you don't control.
TheeFallen: What was Wheeler playing?
matthaus_c: Wheeler was on RDW
AllTheWeasels: @TheeFallen red deck wins (it didn't)
ToastyLoaff: vanilla 4/4
bwk789: Red
TheeFallen: Ty
gibbousm: Om nom nom nom nom
plundypops: All the best cards, "thats highlander isn't it?" As I shyly look at my favorite archetype Aristocrats in shame
before_damage: Do we have decklists yet?
Ukon_Cairns:
"reading the card explains the card" 
canadianbac0nz: doesn't even hit the battles they protect smh
hermit_at: @patpatpatb what discord
NoveltySingingBassFish: Textless Omnath should be relegated to a 4 mana vanilla
Juliamon: They are too long for LRRbot
mtvcdm: URL's are long it turns out
Juliamon: Give us a minute
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
solemn_storm: what's the other semifinal matchup?
SnackPak_:
mtvcdm: We're gonna have to go to Pastebin
goosevonkaiser: thx for all you do @juliamon
Sage0fMadness: ^
before_damage: Dito
hey_kelvin: @solemn_storm UW Artifact Midrange vs Death and Taxes
solemn_storm: oh fuck yeah
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
Diabore: 2, fairie mastermind too
matthaus_c: we saw Faerie Masterming in game 3 of round 1 as well
ipoddodd: two! The faerie appeared and died
before_damage: Yes, yes we are
Izandai: Saw Faerie Mastermind a few times.
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
LRRbot: Omnath, Locus of Creation [RGWU] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [4/4] | When Omnath, Locus of Creation enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 4 life if this is the first time this ability has resolved this turn. If it's the second time, add {R}{G}{W}{U}. If it's the third time, Omnath deals 4 damage to each opponent and each planeswalker you don't control.
LRRbot: Misty Rainforest | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Misty Rainforest: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Juliamon: !decks
JadedTrekkie: Is this the final?
adambomb625: Where is the No Text Omnath from?
IbunWest:
Omganomnath 
ipoddodd: !card deathrite shaman
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
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matthaus_c: @adambomb625 Store Championship Promo
goosevonkaiser: This lad. He possesses the thickness.
Blasteg: @JadedTrekkie semi final, bot right
LRRbot: Teferi, Hero of Dominaria [3WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | [+1]: Draw a card. At the beginning of the next end step, untap up to two lands. / [−3]: Put target nonland permanent into its owner's library third from the top. / [−8]: You get an emblem with "Whenever you draw a card, exile target permanent an opponent controls."
JadedTrekkie: kk
midnightcurryjazz: Let's slow things down.
midnightcurryjazz: *poof*
matthaus_c: I took way too long to be on 5feri on this archetype
LRRbot: Preordain [U] | Sorcery | Scry 2, then draw a card.
Ukon_Cairns: playing 9 mana worth of things vs opps 3 mana seems stronk
LRRbot: True-Name Nemesis [1UU] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [3/1] | As True-Name Nemesis enters the battlefield, choose a player. / True-Name Nemesis has protection from the chosen player.
YeetTheRich_:
@LoadingReadyRun just let us link folders already tappedout has had this technology for years
YeetTheRich_: get on it moxfield
Izandai: Right, I'm watching live now, I can comment. lol
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
LoadingReadyRun:
5feri or Te5ari
benjamin_wheeler: Ancestral, Cruise, TNN and Mana Drain
WarKr0: he's on recall, cruise, drain, and tnn
WarKr0: yeah that
zhrang911: It's Ancestral, Cruise, Tnn, Mana drain
frostownik: Robin was Recall, Cash Boat, TNN, mana drain
bwk789:
Ooh laelia gets drawn
ElfLawyer: hi Benjamin! how'd you enjoy your match?
DEATHlikescats: Teh5ri
KakuEpsilon: @LoadingReadyRun Clearly, it's TeVari.
Blasteg: wait how is %-teferi on 9 already
LoadingReadyRun: or Tefarive
Blasteg: oh
WarKr0: big teferi works just fine
LRRbot: Laelia, the Blade Reforged [2R] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Warrior [2/2] | Haste / Whenever Laelia, the Blade Reforged attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. / Whenever one or more cards are put into exile from your library and/or your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Laelia.
JadedTrekkie: Who's on commentary?
TheTrueDeerLord: it is in large letters at the bottom
Daemyx: @JadedTrekkie bottom of the screen
Izandai: Bottom left.
JadedTrekkie: ah ty
goosevonkaiser: Laelia “New Blade, Who Dis?”
Izandai: Oh it's mah BOI
LRRbot: Monastery Mentor [2W] | Creature — Human Monk [2/2] | Prowess / Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 white Monk creature token with prowess.
Izandai: I'm so happy to have Monastery Mentor in Gladiator.
Diabore: damn right it is, i had in a prerelease, spoiler: still slaps
neisan2112: That thing is going to kill me so much in Gladiator
Ukon_Cairns: im guessing they want some more prowess running around to flex these new battle cards
TheTunnelingCat: mentor AND stoke the flames back in standard? feels like 2015 again
matthaus_c:
Robin not on his beloved FoF 
Diabore: swiftspear, mentor, and stoke, it really is 2015
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's powe…
Praenomen_: 🤮
Izandai: Did Swiftspear get reprinted???
false_witch: here we go
ipoddodd: Restricted in vintage, playable in standard. Mentor is really something
matthaus_c: Swifty got reprinted in BRO
bwk789: @Izandai
bwk789: In bro
neisan2112: Damn hamster
benjamin_wheeler: Did you know Minsc & Boo can be your commander
baskwalla: @Izandai In Brother's War
Diabore: @Izandai yup
TheTunnelingCat: @Izandai yeah it was in brothers war
plundypops: The most intimidating hamtaro
Izandai: Oh right, I forgot.
micalovits: Robin probably had no fetches and no answers
korvys: Minsc & Boo, Recently banned in Gladiator
IbunWest:
Ham HA
Izandai: Wow, yeah, it really is big 2015 vibes.
artemi7: oof M&B is great with Lailia
goosevonkaiser: Minsc & Boo, when they work together it’s much better
Pintyhet: Touque-less Robin?
KakuEpsilon: @Pintyhet Touques can get pretty warm.
DawtDawtDawt: Robin, Unleashed from the Touque
artemi7: @benjamin_wheeler Did anyone ever send you Hamtaro cards like you wanted in N100? lol
Pintyhet: @kakuepsilon Primary mode I believe.
KakuEpsilon: Friendship with Touque ended, now Robin is friends with the AC
WaltzMaster1: what a roundabout way to say "ramp is good"
Mazrae: Who are the judges for this event, is it Serge and Nelson??
r10pez10: benjamin_wheeler thank you for having minsk it's great to boo here
bwk789: Both players are on Comet, have we seen the goodboi in a match yet?
mtvcdm: Oh we have the Pastebin.
KakuEpsilon: @Mazrae Nelson yes, Serge no.
mtvcdm: !decklists
MurphEP:
@mtvcdm Thank you!!
baskwalla: @bwk789 Yes
bwk789: Nice
macintose: is there a ladder posted anywhere?
goosevonkaiser: judges rule
mtvcdm: Figured it was a good shortcut to just skip to the two currently playing.
Pintyhet: Comet a very good boy.
Morrigan9: see them get some traction?
WarKr0: the good attractions are super self explanitory
macintose: and by ladder I mean the bracket
argetbrisingr: i see nothing that opens an attraction?
niccus: i'm not sure you have a lot of freedom with how many are not acorn-stamped
Juliamon: The bracket is shown on screen between rounds
frostownik: @macintose the other semi is UW Artifacts vs Mono-W Death & Taxes
adambomb625: I wish they weren't black border
Krotash: Extra combat attraction is good, draw a card is good, impulse draw is good, footsteps of the goryo attraction, there's a few others
Pintyhet: Attractions are artifacts, which on their own can be bonkers.
macintose: ty @Juliamon
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
Pintyhet: Tap for mana with Urza and pump your constructs.
micalovits: I don't see a way for him to open atractions sadly
WaltzMaster1: flame slash
argetbrisingr: yeah, sacha has an attraction deck, but nothing to open them im pretty sure
matthaus_c: Frank Karsten put Comet on people's radars pretty early
epicasey: flame slash
tsuuisalie: flame slash
Ahryk_VT: So how do they open attractions?
svent_fulgur: Flame Slash Promo
propellerin: flame slash
ipoddodd: How does omnitiative use the attractions?
Sybased: RCQ promo flame slash
argetbrisingr: i imagine its just in case you steal a card that opens attractions
LRRbot: Seachrome Coast | Land | Seachrome Coast enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {W} or {U}.
Snail_On_Speed: it's flame slash'
argetbrisingr: with something like ragavan
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
micalovits: @argetbrisingr Makes sense, but slightly sad still
Izandai: what
MurphEP:
WarKr0: you can always have an attractions deck
wtrob: Sacha's deck looks super cool
Foppish: holy gigachad
matthaus_c: it might be there for if Ragavan steals Most Dangerous Gamer
YeetTheRich_: intimidation
NekomimiNinja: mind games...?
Bunzillah: if he randomly steals it with ragavan
mtvcdm: They're quite attractive
Izandai:
ToastyLoaff: mind games?
MurphEP: Smart!
Blasteg: hahahaha
Snail_On_Speed: maybe just for the bit?
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Does he have a sticker sheet, as well?
ToastyLoaff: better have Pack Rat Tokens in case Ragavan steals one
goosevonkaiser: lmao this monkey does it all
couchboyj: Best kind of correct
TuckstheRulesLawyer: Technically correct, the best kind of correct
strawbenny: what is highlander?
Izandai: !canlander
hymntothoth: Sacha came very prepared!
BobTheLob: For other fun eternal format rules, Graveyard order matters!
WarKr0: there aren't any playable sticker cards
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land — Island Mountain | As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
micalovits: @Dread_Pirate_Westley No need, since you can only ever put stickers on cards you own, so can't use cards you steal with them
LRRbot: Spara's Headquarters | Land — Forest Plains Island | Spara's Headquarters enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
ToastyLoaff: Has there been a North 100 on Unfinity?
artemi7: @ToastyLoaff They did one on Unfinity + Secret Lair cards, I think?
LRRbot: Third Path Iconoclast [UR] | Creature — Human Monk [2/1] | Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.
micalovits: I remember them talking about comet atleast yea
frostownik: and it makes artifacts
matthaus_c: Third Path into Git Probe is a favourite of mine
LRRbot: Flame Slash [R] | Sorcery | Flame Slash deals 4 damage to target creature.
boonf: cool art
ChargingFurret: is that a goyf getting slashed?
matthaus_c: believe that's a Tarmogoyf in the Flame Slash art
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
svent_fulgur: It's a Tarmogoyf
matthaus_c:
because as we know, Bolt doesn't kill Tarmogoyf, but Flame Slash sure does
Simriel: M O N K E
wtrob:
LRRbot: Brazen Borrower // Petty Theft | Brazen Borrower [1UU] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/1] | Flash / Flying / Brazen Borrower can block only creatures with flying. // Petty Theft [1U] | Instant — Adventure | Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
Simriel: Very good monke
LRRbot: Expressive Iteration [UR] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand, put one of them on the bottom of your library, and exile one of them. You may play the exiled card this turn.
LRRbot: Miscalculation [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Cycling {2}
midnightcurryjazz: D ;
LRRbot: Mox Emerald [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}.
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
Sage0fMadness: love that promo SV
Blasteg: why is dashing better than casting on the monkey?
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
Sage0fMadness: dashing gives haste
matthaus_c: @Blasteg Dashing gives Haste and plays around Sorcery speed removal
Simriel: dash returns to hand at end of turn though
artemi7: Haste, and protects is from sorcery kill spells
matthaus_c: Moon Ponder
Izandai: Moon
North_Down_South: fish
tsuuisalie: moon
S33bs: moon ponder simp
Diabore: moon for me
Juliamon: Moon
artemi7: Fish ponder
ArcOfTheConclave: moon
Electrum516: Fish
dabigkahuna420: fish ponder
WaltzMaster1: moon
kenyh12: Moon
bigpearlentertainment: fish
SevenIsTheWorst: Moon
definenull: Orb
theevermist: Moon
Foppish: Fish
couchboyj: Fish
neisan2112: Moon
a_Weakling: moooon
hey_kelvin: fish
svent_fulgur: Moon Ponder
wtrob: Personally a fan of moon ponder
Tartalo_MTG: Fish
Tecklin: Moon
Sage0fMadness: moon
chrysaliss: Moon
aliceduckwhisper: fish
3and4fifths: monger
northos: fish
Agnememnon: moon was when I started
ChargingFurret: Orb
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: moon
fairiefae: Fish
TheUgluk: Moon
KirbySliver: Secret Lair Moon
matthaus_c: @Simriel that's upside
bigdumbtank: Fish
TheTrueDeerLord: gotta be pondering those orbs
Wolfstrike_NL: fish
gibbousm: Moon
m1gr3nA: full art
KakuEpsilon: Fish
localmax295:
fish ponder
spencerksl: Hand ponder moon
HaloCub5: textless
DawtDawtDawt: Moon
S33bs: russian moon ponder or bust
BobTheLob: Moon
harvest_time: moon
cmdrud87: moon
northos: (sorry mods)
Damp_Rice: I used to like the moon, but then I saw the face in the background and now I'm on fish.
stinkydeelux01: fish
Ukon_Cairns: moon, fish was before my time
spencerksl: Fish decent thought
epicasey: ORB
LithelyUnshod: Moon of the two, but real answer is Black is MAgic
micalovits: Ponder the orbs
Gooseblast: FISH
midnightcurryjazz: O R B
benjamin_wheeler: Fish Ponder best ponder
Natedogg2: Are you Pondering what I'm Pondering?
An0therTwitchLurker: moon
Bunzillah: out of those two? fish. but i like eye ponder the cool secret lair
goosevonkaiser: moon’s neat, but fish ponder goes in dandan
loakesie: Moon
DEATHlikescats: We love the mooooon, because it is close to us
kaareendrup: moon
YeetTheRich_: moon
before_damage: Moon
KayOfAvalon: Moon ponder, and Venser Preordain
KakuEpsilon: Fish Ponder needs to be reprinted
Electrum516: Textless is also an option
niccus: moon ponder goes with chippy esper basics
Tecklin: Moon>Secret Lair>Fish
andy1503: fish ponder is def best ponder
hey_kelvin: old border Moon ponder is very powerful though
TheTunnelingCat: between those two, moon, but i prefer the secret lair countdown art
Wonderdoc: Fish ponder is the best
jellyfish5134: I like the SLD tears ponder
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II — You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
KirbySliver: Secret Lair Black is Magic Moon
micalovits: Uhhh, Fable!
fairiefae: Fish too cute
bwk789: Secret lair ponder is prettu good
OharaRenji:
Oh, so that's what it means to "Ponder wrong"...
Simriel: fable of the mirror breaker is not an alright card
BlaccLamb: moon ponder, but specifically the SLD one
Dalrint: Who's the judge?
RAZRBCK08: Nelson
LRRbot: Fall from Favor [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Fall from Favor enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature and you become the monarch. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step unless that player is the monarch.
YeetTheRich_: !quote 784
LRRbot: Quote #784: "Fish are suck." —Kathleen [2015-10-05]
propellerin: I think Robin has spell pierce? may have been the ponder
matthaus_c: Robin will have nothing, but he won't blink
LRRbot: Mawloc [XRG] | Creature — Tyranid [2/2] | Ravenous / Terror from the Deep — When Mawloc enters the battlefield, it fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
Izandai: Maw-Cor is the blue pinger I think.
LRRbot: Lose Focus [1U] | Instant | Replicate {U} / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
Izandai: Mawcor, rather.
epicasey: Lights out
North_Down_South: That's game
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker — Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [−2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's powe…
panpaladin: Hamster man is hard to beat
colin_the_fool: weird lookin hamper
TheTrueDeerLord: HAMTARO
Ukon_Cairns: no hamtaro trading card to represent boo? surprising
hey_kelvin: did he just get baited LOL
benjamin_wheeler: Give him the hamtaro
TheTrueDeerLord: please hamtaro card
svent_fulgur: The Hamtaro card!
TheTrueDeerLord: aw
Armoric: Did he draw the mox, then hit the land off the rummage? What a couple of cards to get the focus
TheTrueDeerLord: he did, yeah
TheTrueDeerLord: mox and then volc island iirc
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
micalovits: Probably discarded the tyranid in hope of finding a land for that exact play
TheWriterAleph: Monkey Steal the Crown
matthaus_c: hitting a counterspell with Ragavan feels not the worst but also not very good
artemi7: @benjamin_wheeler Did you guys ever get Hamtaro cards off that N100 asking for them? lol
LRRbot: March of Otherworldly Light [XW] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of white cards from your hand. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. / Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment with mana value X or less.
benjamin_wheeler: I have received so many hamtaro cards
Izandai: Good work, chat.
ChargingFurret: march after the misc trigger? ooh
matthaus_c: heads up March after the upkeep M&B trigger
Izandai: o7
hey_kelvin: oh no he forgot to make a hamster
bwk789: March was in the upkeeo
matthaus_c: @hey_kelvin he didn't forget, Robin played around the trigger
Praenomen_: @hey_kelvin march was after the trigger resolved in upkeep
hey_kelvin: oh
Izandai: The March was cast after the trigger resolved.
Natedogg2: @hey_kelvin No, he let the trigger resolve, then cast the March to exile the token.
Izandai: Or after the trigger didn't trigger.
LRRbot: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki (front: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker) | Enchantment Creature — Goblin Shaman [2/2] | {1}, {T}: Create a token that's a copy of another target nonlegendary creature you control, except it has haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Aura_Bearer: The shaman doesn't untap now?
TristalMTG: @Aura_Bearer Sacha's not the monarch
Izandai: No it does trigger every turn. No intervening "if" clause.
matthaus_c: Sacha introduced the initiative with Caves of Chaos Adventurer
LRRbot: Caves of Chaos Adventurer [3R] | Creature — Human Barbarian [5/3] | Trample / When Caves of Chaos Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever Caves of Chaos Adventurer attacks, exile the top card of your library. If you've completed a dungeon, you may play that card this turn without paying its mana cost. Otherwise, you may play that card this turn.
LRRbot: Flame Slash [R] | Sorcery | Flame Slash deals 4 damage to target creature.
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
LRRbot: Tarmogoyf [1G] | Creature — Lhurgoyf [*/1+*] | Tarmogoyf's power is equal to the number of card types among cards in all graveyards and its toughness is equal to that number plus 1.
matthaus_c: Brazen Borrower just waiting to put pressure on, too
artemi7: no battles yes lol
artemi7: *yet
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, a lot of work to manage minsc without yet being able to answer it.
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
bwk789: No battles either
LRRbot: Brazen Borrower // Petty Theft | Brazen Borrower [1UU] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/1] | Flash / Flying / Brazen Borrower can block only creatures with flying. // Petty Theft [1U] | Instant — Adventure | Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
kimmiekoneko: i fear no man...but those hamsters, they scare me...
MrTulip: Good reference streamer
bojuka_pog: New Boo, who dis ?
matthaus_c: two counters, 5 damage is next turn
Krotash: 2 counters, 5 dmaage is the next chapter
TheTunnelingCat: he's only at the second room, next turn itll be 5 damage
matthaus_c: Entrance -> Forge (Counters) -> Trap (5 Dmg)
stinkydeelux01: counters aon borrower is lethal
WetLettuce: Does 2nd room need a target? If so. Then Sacha should not be able to target boo
stinkydeelux01: 5/3 and 3/1 swing in the air
stinkydeelux01: throw the 5/3
mtvcdm: I think this fast it'd only be the obvious busted-looking cards you'd think to add in. The meta wouldn't have caught up yet.
WarKr0: that's not how minsc and boo works
Krotash: Stinky is right
WarKr0: oh you meant forge counters
patrick_stonecrusher: The XGG fetch a dood one seems deece
stinkydeelux01: yes
mtvcdm: You've only had the PPR really to see how the cards play.
matthaus_c: @WarKr0 yes it is. M&B can Fling any creature you sacrifice
TheTunnelingCat: D&T is probably the only deck here that I think has a battle itd be interested in potentially playing, and tahts invasion of gobakhan
bwk789: theres the ikoria one that is like GSZ but need more time to assess I gues
panpaladin: Invasion of Ikoria is good
stinkydeelux01: not in the deck
definenull: oo gg
Electrum516: @bwk789 Very close to Finale of Devastation.
Pintyhet: Not being able to hit humans is rough.
Pintyhet: With the battle.
aiamethyst: I'm looking at playing invasion of theros in enchantress
bwk789: @Electrum516 I think GSZ is closer than finale as the +X/+X is v relevant
Electrum516: @aiamethyst Good shout tbh
matthaus_c: I'm waiting for the 0.75% that Comet one shots a player from 20 life
panpaladin: If I'm finale-ing, I hope to never get a human XD
micalovits: Ragavan is also a good boi!
Electrum516: @bwk789 Yeah that's fair.
Electrum516: invasion isn't solely green creatures though is it?
bwk789: !card invasion of ikoria
LRRbot: Invasion of Ikoria [XGG] (back: Zilortha, Apex of Ikoria) | Battle — Siege [6] | When Invasion of Ikoria enters the battlefield, search your library and/or graveyard for a non-Human creature card with mana value X or less and put it onto the battlefield. If you search your library this way, shuffle.
Pintyhet: I’d love to get an Asmo for x is zero.
WarKr0: non-human is rough
artemi7: Non-Human instead of Green only
Pintyhet: Yep.
bwk789: yeah you might finale for a e wit in a pinch
Pintyhet: In Sandy B so many of the hits are human.
propellerin: !deck
Neozyxn: @bwk789 I would say it's more like devastation as it hits graveyards and flips into a big threat
matthaus_c: Invasion of Ikoria for Vampire Hexmage into an early Zilortha could be hot, but kinda janky
Electrum516: Cradlehoof likely plays it?
Electrum516: cause last time I checked hoof ain't a human
Snail_On_Speed: ikoria
ArcOfTheConclave: @matthaus_c 4 mana 8/8?
BlaccLamb: invasion of ikoria
svent_fulgur: Invasion of Ikoria
matthaus_c: @ArcOfTheConclave pretty much
Electrum516:
The exact one we're theory crafting
Sibwow: i ikoria'd for elesh norn grand cenobite in my pre release
artemi7: I wonder if any burn decks want to bother with Battles
Electrum516:
@Sibwow
RevolverRossalot: It gets a non-Human, on theme for Ikoria as Mutate has the same rider
Neozyxn: 4 mana 8/8 that makes non-humans ignore blockers
Ukon_Cairns: MoM limited may have ragavan, but no moxes
bwk789: @Neozyxn lets see how they playout but very fair call too
LRRbot: Arid Mesa | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Arid Mesa: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
frostownik: According to N100 Invasion of Segovia is possibly OK in Opposition decks
fadedmtg95: Invasion of Ikoria X=2 find vampire hexmage and immediately make an 8/8 "thorn elemental" Dino
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Electrum516: I saw someone reanimate Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger from Gyruda at my pre-release. Thank goodness I wasn't their opponent.
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
ArgusTheWatchman:
both players searching turn one?
Krotash: a massive green 8/8 that dies to non-revolted push makes me laugh
definenull: Ook ook
YeetTheRich_:
mtvcdm: More cards and more sets mean more chances for cards to slip out of your top 100.
BlaccLamb: i personally think Invasion of Tarkir might become competitively relevant
artemi7: woo we did it chat!
TheTrueDeerLord: steampunk monkey babey
DEATHlikescats:
LRRbot: Raugrin Triome | Land — Island Mountain Plains | Raugrin Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
svent_fulgur: Meanwhile last time I saw Allison's deck it had 3 Thragtusk like creatures xD
matthaus_c: Raugrin but with a French accent
frostownik: @TheTrueDeerLord the stunkey if you will
bwk789: I like the Fiora invasion as a variant to crux of fate
Neozyxn: Most of the 2 MV battles look great
TheTrueDeerLord: and i will
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
spawnofhastur: To quote Kiefer: stupid steampunk monkey.
TheTrueDeerLord: yeah that 1w one definitely looks playable in D&T
artemi7: These guys tapping their decks at angles after shuffle is throwing me off lol
TheTrueDeerLord: !card invasion of gobakhan
LRRbot: Invasion of Gobakhan [1W] (back: Lightshield Array) | Battle — Siege [3] | When Invasion of Gobakhan enters the battlefield, look at target opponent's hand. You may exile a nonland card from it. For as long as that card remains exiled, its owner may play it. A spell cast this way costs {2} more to cast.
LRRbot: Ketria Triome | Land — Forest Island Mountain | Ketria Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
Neozyxn: The RB and RG also look great
Ukon_Cairns: "some kind of blue card draw spell"
theinvisiblevoice: I'm assuming "shock the monkey" has become common parlance
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
matthaus_c: surrender all earthly answers to the monkey
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
whalebard: Simmer the simio
Krotash: I see a JTMS in Robin's hand
artemi7: Aftershock the Ape
northernmercury: Is the finals or semi
matthaus_c: Recall is a 2.333 point card because it's really the 3rd Recall that's worth 7 points
LRRbot: Steam Vents | Land — Island Mountain | As Steam Vents enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.
Ukon_Cairns:
urza's saga finds moxen, its mana fixing
frostownik: @northernmercury semi, bottom right corner!
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
chrysaliss: Urza’s Saga can fix
matthaus_c: monkey pointing at monkey
chrysaliss:
@ukon_cairns
TheTrueDeerLord: ook ook baby
micalovits: Is... Is this monkey also going to be unholy heated?
chrysaliss:
TristalMTG: and then the unholy heat mirror
wtrob:
artemi7: Get Adam in the booth for monkey noises
DEATHlikescats:
YeetTheRich_:
spawnofhastur: This is why Ragavan is pointed down here in Australia land.
chrysaliss:
SquareDotCube: ook ook vs koo koo
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
matthaus_c: hot turn
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / Murktide Regent enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Murktide Regent.
TheTrueDeerLord: oh wow
fairiefae: Cook*
definenull: Powerful magic
frostownik: fair and balanced card
neisan2112: Wooow
DEATHlikescats:
matthaus_c: Murktide recycling any 1 mana spell you cast on your turn is soooo tasty
TheTrueDeerLord: 5/5 for 2 seems pretty okay
epicasey: the super dissapointing two mana 5/5 flyer
LRRbot: Fall from Favor [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Fall from Favor enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature and you become the monarch. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step unless that player is the monarch.
artemi7: oof
DEATHlikescats:
matthaus_c: dog could steal the monarchy!
A_Dub888:
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
North_Down_South: Dog is a wildly messed up card
definenull: Good boy alert!
North_Down_South: Rolling a 6 is often game
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [-2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's…
matthaus_c: let's go squirrels
spawnofhastur: Dog is also pointed down here.
DEATHlikescats:
cheshire_creeper: Oh it's the good boy!
Electrum516: Not the good boi!
Electrum516: Don't do it
matthaus_c: @spawnofhastur the 7PH announcement of Comet getting pointed was very fun
artemi7: noooo
micalovits: Nooo! Rude!
definenull: Noooo
LRRbot: Spell Pierce [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
10thshadow: Go Robin
neisan2112: THE BOI
definenull: You monster
Electrum516: Should say "Can't be countered" cause who would do it to the dog
LRRbot: Young Pyromancer [1R] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/1 red Elemental creature token.
eshplode: Is Spell Piercing the dog worse than Negating the dog?
spawnofhastur: @matthaus_c I was one of the community members pushing for it to be pointed coz I hate playing it and playing against it.
DEATHlikescats:
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
LoadingReadyRun:
"This card *can* be countered, but why would you?"
matthaus_c: @spawnofhastur I'm softer on it, but that's from the position of being the only person playing it in my group
spawnofhastur: I'm not big on dice rolling as a mechanic, especially in a competitive format.
DEATHlikescats:
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
TheTrueDeerLord: oko mirror incoming?
wkufan89: @spawnofhastur why?
Krotash: @TheTrueDeerLord robin has a force of negation in hand
frostownik: @TheTrueDeerLord there's a Force of Negation in Robin's hand
matthaus_c: Sacha is on 3x Mox and Bauble
Neozyxn: I see a force of negation in hand
TheTrueDeerLord: right you are
cheshire_creeper: Oko's in this format? Wowza this must be high power magic
spawnofhastur: @wkufan89 I'm not a massive fan of extra randomness in Magic. Also, dice rolling can take a lot of time, especially with Comet.
LRRbot: Urza's Saga | Enchantment Land — Urza's Saga | I — Urza's Saga gains "{T}: Add {C}." / II — Urza's Saga gains "{2}, {T}: Create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with 'This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control.'" / III — Search your library for an artifact card with mana cost {0} or {1}, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
spawnofhastur: Locally at least a lot of folks who are running Saga run Shadowspear as a freeroll
Krotash: Spear is a good hit, some people run some GY hate card like soul guide lantern or nihil spellbob, haywire mite is a new excellent saga hit
LRRbot: Mox Sapphire [0] | Artifact | {T}: Add {U}.
artemi7: Mox Blue
fairiefae: Real ones get gingerbrute
Electrum516: Mox is(not)land
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
definenull: Ahh mox help, one of the lesser known power 9
Electrum516: The real REAL ones get Shadowspear
LRRbot: Force of Negation [1UU] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
spawnofhastur: The 2/2 from Fable also works well with Oko.
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
spawnofhastur: why yes i will turn my treasure into a 3/3
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
ryealanulrey44: lol
TheTrueDeerLord: !card Strangle
LRRbot: Strangle [R] | Sorcery | Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
Izandai: Cancerbloom I think.
Izandai: Cankerbloom, rather.
spawnofhastur: Same linguistic root, you're good.
TheTunnelingCat: i think it was an undermountain adventurer
TheTrueDeerLord: yeah, i believe so
LoadingReadyRun:
playing your own Oko when the opponent has one should shut down both, not because of the legend rule, but because Oko is too busy looking at himself
Caryotip2: TURNS FOOD INTO KENNETH
Caryotip2: arf ry caps lock
LRRbot: Jace, the Mind Sculptor [2UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Jace [3] | [+2]: Look at the top card of target player's library. You may put that card on the bottom of that player's library. / [0]: Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order. / [−1]: Return target creature to its owner's hand. / [−12]: Exile all cards from target player's library, then that player shuffles their hand into their library.
TheTunnelingCat: @LoadingReadyRun yeah that makes sense
ztghostie: Jeskai Green Tempo is a heck of a deck name
TheTrueDeerLord: it was the undermountain adventurer i believe
TehAmelie: a lil' tooth dryer
LRRbot: Fable of the Mirror-Breaker [2R] (back: Reflection of Kiki-Jiki) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Create a 2/2 red Goblin Shaman creature token with "Whenever this creature attacks, create a Treasure token." / II — You may discard up to two cards. If you do, draw that many cards. / III — Exile this Saga, then return it to the battlefield transformed under your control.
LRRbot: Strangle [R] | Sorcery | Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
spawnofhastur: Canlander doesn't have any pointed planeswalkers which is wild to me.
artemi7: @ztghostie We need proper 4 color factions from Wizards just so we have something we can call these ;~;
multeyemeteor: Jace was at one point
TheTunnelingCat: @spawnofhastur oko and wrenn are probably the only ones that are anywhere close to being pointed
azidbern95: this match is all wet Naya to me
goosevonkaiser: oko's walking around w/ no points?! canlander's so powerful
multeyemeteor: Minsc and Boo is likely the closest
LRRbot: Marsh Flats | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Marsh Flats: Search your library for a Plains or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Badchop: Minsc and Boo?
definenull: Strangle seems to describe the current game right now
Badchop:
Which I'm not saying to be rude or anything, it just seems ridiculous
Izandai: It's hard to understate how powerful the pointed cards are.
micalovits: 3feri is also a discussion for being 1 point
Izandai: Overstate, rather.
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
AttackCowboy: Retake the Initiative, Trenton?
spawnofhastur: @Izandai I'm from down in 7PH land, trust me, I know.
Ukon_Cairns: Gwur almost sounds like a magic faction color combo
10thshadow: dunno bout that but
multeyemeteor: @micalovits absolutely
Izandai: What's 7PH?
Aura_Bearer: @ztghostie The Commander 2016 names are not good enough?
Izandai: Oh 7 Point Highlander?
spawnofhastur: Ye
frostownik: @Aura_Bearer they're just people names tho
TheTunnelingCat: @Izandai otherwise known as australian highlander
Izandai: Aah
Aura_Bearer: No no, they gave the color combinations names
Aura_Bearer: No Black is Altruism, for example
multeyemeteor: 7pH is a little bit more progressive with the pointing. Which is not a bad thing
YTfriendofsquirrel: fly ass threads my dudes
Neozyxn: Resolving a recall seems like a good plan to win a game
fairiefae: Bless you
arrowbounce: !decklists
artemi7: The gave the color combos emotions, not catchy faction names
cdmack3113: Graham is doing a great job on commentary
Izandai: Isn't it 1-2 now?
bearrier_: Is there a bracket?
mtvcdm: !decklists
Izandai: aight
cdmack3113: Both of you are
unarmedoracle: commentary has been great today for letting us appreciate the plays
Blythus: Yo, can we get Trenton on North 100? He’s been absolutely fantastic so far
cdmack3113: But maybe Graham is a bit out of his element lol
definenull: Is there a place to see the bracket?
northos:
legitimately some of the best magic commentary I've seen in years, from all commentators
nkanz21: can you show bracket?
goosevonkaiser: graham you do completely words, & we love you for it
Izandai: So many colors.
definenull:
Thank you
YTfriendofsquirrel: wheeler is a monster dude is always here what a beast
artemi7: The 4 color side vs the Azorius (and green) side
spawnofhastur: Protean Hulk just got put to 0 in Australian Highlander, which is fun.
Izandai: 7 white decks, 6 blue decks, 4 red decks, 4 green decks, and only 2 black decks.
fairiefae:
Cam
definenull:
And then there's wheeler with RDW
TherapyforNarwhals: I haven't been this excited since the last PPR... Wait a minute...
Izandai: (the blue and green under Jack are lies)
multeyemeteor:
@spawnofhastur At the expense of Flash 
spawnofhastur: I'll take it, I'm considering sleeving up Proclamation of Rebirth now.
flateric_: Is there going to be a spot to see decklists eventually?
Izandai: What's Flash at in Aussielander?
mtvcdm: !youtube
frostownik:
that Vortex peel off the top
gibbousm: !decklists
Ewayko: As a person who does not play this format, I enjoy the explanations given during the play.
multeyemeteor: I love Flash. I think it's ridiculously underplayed outside of the Flash-Hulk combo
mtvcdm: !patreon
Weswalz37: woooo
mtvcdm: !lrrmove
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arkham1981: Thank you G!
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TheTunnelingCat: @multeyemeteor i mean, its a lot of points, so its a big commitment to play it
spawnofhastur: @Izandai 3 points now
NotCainNorAbel:
500 - Support!
Izandai: ty
cdmack3113: I'd love two canlander tournaments a year
bjerrre: The production value is so awesome🤯🤯
Sibwow: wheelers been out of the closet since at least since starting to make content
multeyemeteor: @TheTunnelingCat Yeah, but that's the problem. I don't think it deserves its points, and it ruins people's willingness to brew with it
matthaus_c: but what walls? Wall of Blossoms? Wall of Omens? Wall of Ice?
artemi7: LRR keeping it professional lol
LRRbot: Mishra's Bauble [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Mishra's Bauble: Look at the top card of target player's library. Draw a card at the beginning of the next turn's upkeep.
Juliamon: Someone should tell his husband about that closet
LRRbot: Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer [R] | Legendary Creature — Monkey Pirate [2/1] | Whenever Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token and exile the top card of that player's library. Until end of turn, you may cast that card. / Dash {1}{R}
mrverbal: @Izandai combined 4 for flash/hulk out of 7; 3/1 flash/hulk split as of last night
TherapyforNarwhals: Ben can relate
matthaus_c: time to daze this monkey
definenull: Again?
TheTunnelingCat: @multeyemeteor yes it does, its an insanely broken combo card, and when you lower its points you make those combo decks way better
spawnofhastur: @multeyemeteor I had a friend locally who was using Flash to put Sundering Titan in.
LRRbot: Volcanic Island | Land — Island Mountain |
A_Dub888: Turn Onkee Monkee
Juliamon: That monkey's back on the battlefield again!
Izandai: @mrverbal ty
frostownik: @Sibwow really glad his content creation made him so comfortable
YeetTheRich_:
multeyemeteor: @TheTunnelingCat Yeah, the combo is pure nonsense. But the card itself is really fun.
goosevonkaiser: where's robin's attractions deck?
LRRbot: Opt [U] | Instant | Scry 1. / Draw a card.
Ukon_Cairns: it casts your opponents balance
DEATHlikescats: Monke so versatile
Izandai: @spawnofhastur gross
WarKr0: i bet robin wishes he had an opt
LRRbot: Daze [1U] | Instant | You may return an Island you control to its owner's hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {1}.
artemi7: that Opt is probably the best Opt art
Cardplayerwell: Ragavan even blocks ragavan!
multeyemeteor: @spawnofhastur I ran it in an Esper blink/reanimator list
frunkyman: No probably about it
before_damage: People tend to keep more ragavan hands that are otherwise less impactful then a random other card.
spawnofhastur: Ragavan is so powerful it's 1 point down here in Australialand
dubbie098: is this prerecorded?
TheTunnelingCat: no
spawnofhastur: nope, live!
artemi7: Live
DEATHlikescats: Live AF
frostownik: it's live, so something's gonna happen
Izandai: Can't wait for Ragavan to start tearing things up in Gladiator.
LRRbot: Raugrin Triome | Land — Island Mountain Plains | Raugrin Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
Juliamon: It's the finals of the 2022 season, yes we know it's confusing
LRRbot: Brazen Borrower // Petty Theft | Brazen Borrower [1UU] | Creature — Faerie Rogue [3/1] | Flash / Flying / Brazen Borrower can block only creatures with flying. // Petty Theft [1U] | Instant — Adventure | Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.
matthaus_c: 3/1 Flier against the Initiative deck is a pretty good move
fairiefae:
If it’s really live G would be reading chat
TheTunnelingCat: he is???
FadedOverseer: what round we in?
FadedOverseer: oh wait i see now
TristalMTG: he literally remarked on chat like three minutes ago
multeyemeteor: Raga and Monastery Mentor on Arena seems like... hoooh boy! We're upping the stakes
Kykiwi: best creature removal is player removal
mtvcdm: We're in the first semifinal
Juliamon: That was literally G responding to chat lmao
frostownik: @FadedOverseer first semi, bottom right!
LRRbot: True-Name Nemesis [1UU] | Creature — Merfolk Rogue [3/1] | As True-Name Nemesis enters the battlefield, choose a player. / True-Name Nemesis has protection from the chosen player.
frunkyman: The chat message was a plant smh
Electrum516: @FadedOverseer Round 5 (1 of Semi-finals)
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
Ukon_Cairns: to be fair, having the 2023 championship before we've seen 2/3rds of 2023 would also be confusing.
frostownik: something about car models
TheTunnelingCat: @frunkyman what kind of plant? i like succulents
Izandai: @multeyemeteor Joining the likes of Channel, Demonic Tutor, Tainted Pact+Thoracle... Gladiator is a WILD format.
BloodnBullets: !card lose focus
LRRbot: Lose Focus [1U] | Instant | Replicate {U} / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
spawnofhastur: I'm too attached to my sideboard to jump into Canlander or Gladiator.
Izandai: Oh and Swords to Plowshares. Can't forget that.
multeyemeteor: @Izandai Oh yeah. I would probably play it more, if the Arena only cards weren't a part of the format.
Izandai: See, I'm quite bad at sideboarding, so I love not having to worry about that.
fairiefae: Shuffle the sideboard in!
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [−3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
Ukon_Cairns: split the difference, 4 mana teferi
matthaus_c:
playing novelty Canlander events with sideboards is nice, but there's some pointing considerations you have to make with Wish cards
Izandai: @multeyemeteor Can't relate. Some of the Alchemy cards are fairly sweet.
spawnofhastur: Sideboarding is super difficult in singleton too Izandai. But I like what having the sideboard does to the decks
MrBurrito: hey, just getting back, how'd the last 2 QFs end up?
LRRbot: Miscalculation [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}. / Cycling {2}
LRRbot: Fiery Islet | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {U} or {R}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Fiery Islet: Draw a card.
mrverbal: sideboard is best board
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
spawnofhastur: @matthaus_c yeah down here in 7PH were 60 card main 15 side
fairiefae: Boogie board
LRRbot: Spell Pierce [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
multeyemeteor: @Izandai That's completely fair. If you like them, you like them. I don't, so I just play Highlander on Arena with the local group without digital only cards
LRRbot: Comet, Stellar Pup [2RW] | Legendary Planeswalker — Comet [5] | [0]: Roll a six-sided die. / 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. / 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. / 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [-2]. / 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's…
mtvcdm: Hi Comet
definenull: nooooo
frostownik: @MrBurrito UW Artifacts and D&T in the semis
MrBurrito: ooooooooof
cronatos: the poor puppy
Kykiwi: ooh the tempo
wkufan89: hi mana drain
micalovits: Bye Comet
10thshadow: this is the best
LRRbot: Mana Drain [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. At the beginning of your next main phase, add an amount of {C} equal to that spell's mana value.
A_Dub888: PUPPER NOOO
epicasey: robin's gonna run out of counterspells eventually
artemi7: that's gotta be gg, yeah?
bwk789: Noooo the boo!
10thshadow: This is the actual best.
mtvcdm: Bye Comet
fairiefae: Comet is draining
bwk789: Boi
mrverbal: @matthaus_c wishes are mostly not great, IMO, these days
cheshire_creeper: Mana Drain????
Daemyx: no, you love to see it
multeyemeteor: Back to the pet cemetery
Spanked42: is that not an un set card?
TheTunnelingCat: you do love to see the robin comeback from 0-2 tho
definenull: Let the boy live ;_;
ChargingFurret: Comet! oh no
couchboyj:
Shooting a Comet strait into Robin's mana pool
epicasey: @Spanked42 you can play them
TehAmelie: this pupper is now a battleground
aggrocrow: Am I the only one who just doesn't like Comet on any level?
MrBurrito: @frostownik ah word. Dave B and Jack?
mtvcdm: They will let some Un cards into regular play now.
Pintyhet: I assume Robin will stop countering spells when the game ends.
frostownik: @Spanked42 it is, but they're all eternal legal unless they got acorn stamps
aggrocrow: I have a mild phobia of dogs, so that doesn't help
frostownik: @MrBurrito yup
Pintyhet: Robin living up to the moniker “Sorenson”
Spanked42: Weird. I haven't paid attention to MTG in a while
Ukon_Cairns: robin thankfully countering the comet so we dont have to witness them attacking comet or throwing burn spells at the poor pupper
LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature — Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, Ledger Shredder connives.
definenull: Oo
LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LoadingReadyRun:
If you want sideboard in highlander, just add your sideboard as 15 extra cards in your deck. Problem solved!
fairiefae:
bwk789: Mountain for fury?
spawnofhastur:
Or come to Australia Paul.
epicasey: this fury is gonna be pretty good
wkufan89: he has fury in hand, right? so getting a land is pretty nice
as_ever_ellesandra: Not to mention - this path means fury online
LRRbot: Leyline Binding [5W] | Enchantment | Flash / Domain — This spell costs {1} less to cast for each basic land type among lands you control. / When Leyline Binding enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Leyline Binding leaves the battlefield.
ChargingFurret: @bwk789 he has two red in the triome and the volcanic island
fairiefae: Furry online
artemi7: Guys, I think Leyline Binding might be a pretty good spell
bwk789: Thanks furret
LRRbot: Memory Lapse [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it on top of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard.
MrBurrito: oh lord. Memory Lapse is excellent
LRRbot: Fury [3RR] | Creature — Elemental Incarnation [3/3] | Double strike / When Fury enters the battlefield, it deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers. / Evoke—Exile a red card from your hand.
panpaladin: @Spanked42 It was a really annoying choice on WOTC's part, now figuring out legality is very confusing. Esp since some cards got printed with acorns that shouldn't have, and vice versa
fairiefae:
bwk789: Shout out to memory lapse from the dandan stream on FNPF
Juliamon: Spanked42 It's a change they specifically made this past un-set, in order to be able to include more reprints from legal sets
Ukon_Cairns: fury ends this game real quick
LRRbot: Birds of Paradise [G] | Creature — Bird [0/1] | Flying / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Ukon_Cairns: if allowed to
matthaus_c:
EOT Flame Slash to the dome
artemi7: Woo, Birds to block
definenull: Inb4 qb
Juliamon: (and to prevent having to make more functional reprints ala Cheese Stands Alone)
10thshadow: bolt into bolt boi
Spanked42: Interesting
Th0nk1ng: Are decklists live ? I want to see that thoracle list that was played earlier
Juliamon: !decks
Th0nk1ng: Thanks !
mrverbal: @aggrocrow you are not
matthaus_c: Bolt Snap Bolt could technically happen
KeytarCat: With the sound of music?
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature — Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / Murktide Regent enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Murktide Regent.
Spirrie: Sacha just like me fr (accidentally putting your hand upside down)
multeyemeteor: Binding incoming
drizztnailo: 8/8 flier for 2 might be good
artemi7: ooh
LRRbot: Lose Focus [1U] | Instant | Replicate {U} / Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.
drizztnailo: nevermind
multeyemeteor: better yet
definenull: Yikes
artemi7: after the delve yeah?
definenull: The turnaround?
matthaus_c: @artemi7 yes
matthaus_c: Lose Focus really ties up the Quench formula
10thshadow: yes
TheTunnelingCat: oh baby
LRRbot: Chain Lightning [R] | Sorcery | Chain Lightning deals 3 damage to any target. Then that player or that permanent's controller may pay {R}{R}. If the player does, they may copy this spell and may choose a new target for that copy.
TheTunnelingCat: both players to 1 cmon lets go
matthaus_c: come on Snapcaster Mage
matthaus_c: aww
artemi7: aww
frostownik: Fury is doing numbers at this tournament, not gonna lie
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LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature — Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
Ukon_Cairns: secret 5 color deck
LoadingReadyRun:
I love when chain lightning actually has a chance of chaining. too often it is just a second bolt
Sogheim: Deathrite Shaman, the best 1-mana planeswalker
azidbern95: DRS was the best Planeswalker in Modern
matthaus_c: Spearmint is so good we get to splash Black without even trying
TheTunnelingCat: thought scour i believe
Armoric: @LoadingReadyRun What do you think of Lightning Storm fights?
frostownik: you can now chain your chain lightning on your battles
LRRbot: Thought Scour [U] | Instant | Target player mills two cards. / Draw a card.
Neozyxn: Think he just drew green sun
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
Izandai: Hot take: "Graveyard order matters" is one of the most egregious mistakes in Magic design.
BobTheLob: !card Nether Shadow
LRRbot: Nether Shadow [BB] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | Haste / At the beginning of your upkeep, if Nether Shadow is in your graveyard with three or more creature cards above it, you may put Nether Shadow onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium — Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
TheTunnelingCat: sacha is probably suppose to exile either chain lightning, or something from his own graveyard
raisins4life: is that a hot take lol they haven't made gy order matter since like visions
Juliamon: That's a pretty cool take, given WotC agrees with you
AllTheWeasels:
artemi7: lol
korvys: Boo
KamekoSkye: Strangle is a burn spell...for creatures and Planeswalkers
multeyemeteor: 11/10
Gascitygaming: ok, that was a dang good joke lol
WaltzMaster1: good one
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [−5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
shurtal: eot strangle to the dome
Izandai: The fact that it's a mistake is ice cold. The hot part is that I think it's up there with every overly-pushed card in the game.
Ukon_Cairns: i suppose its a hot take to rate it higher than other more recent egregious mistakes in magic design
Ukon_Cairns: aye
Izandai: Exactly.
10thshadow: yikes
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
LRRbot: Leyline Binding [5W] | Enchantment | Flash / Domain — This spell costs {1} less to cast for each basic land type among lands you control. / When Leyline Binding enters the battlefield, exile target nonland permanent an opponent controls until Leyline Binding leaves the battlefield.
Izandai: These are some fat graveyards.
matthaus_c: Triumph of St Katherine
TheTunnelingCat: triumph of st katherine
LRRbot: Triumph of Saint Katherine [4W] | Creature — Human Warrior [5/5] | Lifelink / Praesidium Protectiva — When Triumph of Saint Katherine dies, exile it and the top six cards of your library in a face-down pile. If you do, shuffle that pile and put it back on top of your library. / Miracle {1}{W}
Ukon_Cairns: unfortunately 2nd card they drew this turn
artemi7: thats pretty chonky
TheTunnelingCat: awkward drawing that off the cycling
matthaus_c: it's a donkey
Izandai: Oh, cycling into that is pretty awkward.
chrysaliss: what a card
Kykiwi:
and 
100 
Wheeler wheel it home
another laser eyes!
