accountmadeforants: Put em in cocktail sauce?
Metric_Furlong: my own personal conspiracy theory is that the 'some people taste cilantro differently' thing isn't real
Metric_Furlong: they just don't like it and wanted to pass that off as not being a personal preference
Metric_Furlong: anyone saying otherwise is in on it Kappa
beowuuf: bonus stream! yay!
accountmadeforants: I believe it :p. Since cilantro doesn't taste like soap to me, but pickled ginger kinda does. But I also still like pickled ginger.
Jondare: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Heather and Paul are back for more Meg's Monster! Game: Meg's Monster) at Mon 10:00 AM PDT (4m from now).
TXC2: Hello everybody
NightValien28: ITS TIME
GapFiller: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG WEAR EVIL!
TheAinMAP: Signal.
NightValien28: hi txc2
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
accountmadeforants: lrrSIG
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow
TXC2: hi NightValien28
Metric_Furlong: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
GapFiller: great timing actually as the snookers just finished
beowuuf: belated sergeHi txc2
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accountmadeforants: I do hope this game has a "Last time on..." functionality, because I basically just remember the cliffhanger at the end :p
TXC2: hello beowuuf
GapFiller: accountmadeforants thats what vods are for
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TheMerricat: So TBH, I don't remember where we left off on this game.
TehAmelie: hooray
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: hello Mischievous_Catgeist welcome
PharaohBender27: tqsLurk
TXC2: hello PharaohBender27 welcome
Metric_Furlong: @TheMerricat we'd just had The Big Reveal, iirc
Raincoast_Bear: The only Meg I know in the LRR-verse is Matt Wiggins' wife. Does that mean Matt was the monster all along?
GapFiller: !picnic
PharaohBender27: @Raincoast_Bear lrrWOW
TheMerricat: lrrFRUMP
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: go time!
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TXC2: Hello Paul and Heather
beowuuf: hey paul! hey heather! hey bonus stream!
nickthecatbear: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart
TehAmelie: hello!
accountmadeforants: seabatClap lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER
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beowuuf: some days its harder than others
GapFiller: saves on name tags
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Hello lrrHEATHER & lrrPAUL !
TXC2: probably 6 weeks ago now I think about it :p
GapFiller: for after this stream
TXC2: worked for the Wright brothers Kappa
TehAmelie: is this a reverse Undertale?
TXC2: TehAmelie kinda
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Natimus_Prime: Oh hey, we're back on this nonsense! awesome!
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TehAmelie: Overhead, if you will
GapFiller: TehAmelie who said anything abt reverse
Raincoast_Bear: Watching end of VOD. Monster fought 3 SWAT guys.
TXC2: Game is a bit loud
TXC2: thank you Heather
TehAmelie: oh good i thought it was just me getting distortion from the high notes
PharaohBender27: lrrHERE
nickthecatbear: Also, the monster's favorite food is literally toxic waste
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cmdrud87: also, this ame looks a lot like early Pokemon
PharaohBender27: Maybe we *shouldn't* save humanity :p
TalpTheScot: talpthKefk talpthKefk talpthKefk
TheMandrew: i remember Ganon's laugh at the game over screen in Zelda 2
TXC2: memetic, you might say
SK__Ren: Waap-wop-wop-wop
Raincoast_Bear: Can't even laugh like a proper mad scientist. It's Muh-who-hah-ha-ha.
TXC2: the game is yes, and ing us
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
SK__Ren: We mad the problem and sold the solution! Capitalism!
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
TheMerricat: For those who wondered what Paul was talking about -
Raincoast_Bear: Welcome Program!
TXC2: "a nobel prize in what?" "I don't care, they all pay the same"
jessieimproved: just bioaccumulating, no big
nickthecatbear: better than a creepy ass-room, I suppose
notthepenguins: Strategic retreat from the mortal coil
TehAmelie: it's almost as plausible as the Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime "we loved them until they stopped fighting us" narrative
Raincoast_Bear: Bioaccumulate the tar and then launch it into space. Win-Win.
TXC2: we're slight seeing ON THE WAY
beowuuf: no! time for sightseeing!
mtvcdm: Allo
ghyllnox: Oh, it's Meg
TXC2: hello mtvcdm
Raincoast_Bear: Is your buddy actually there or is this a Fight Club situation?
TheThirdTail: it looks like the top of sonic's head
jessicaengle: A hearty Paul-style "Hello" to you all
Raincoast_Bear: Hello!
TXC2: hello jessicaengle welcome
ghyllnox: Oh nope it is us
PharaohBender27: Yeah, it's almost physically painful for me
NightValien28: they can sure hit brain damage
ghyllnox: Children crying is *supposed* to be incredibly distressing
TXC2: the child's cry evolved to be annoying to adults so that they have to deal with it
Boopity: Oh that's not a gun LUL
mtvcdm: Luckily we can just punch everything
beowuuf: we "made retreat"
Metric_Furlong: you mean "the swat guys who decided to make tactical retreats"
Rourke9: why did they dump meg's mom?
mtvcdm: What if we dumped it in the hole again
cmdrud87: not exactly subtle
mtvcdm: 'Safe'
TXC2: "fairly good"
PharaohBender27: "Fairly good idea" doesn't seem . . . good enough
mtvcdm: 'released'
TXC2: released.....from your mortal coil
Boopity: Fwenship :O
Metric_Furlong: Golan's going to make a tactical retreat
PharaohBender27: Man villain guy is a douche AND dense
Boopity: Classic
TehAmelie: does this music sound like it's riffing on the intro to FF10?
Boopity: It just sounds like soft, melancholic piano to me... so in a way, yes
mtvcdm: Oh no, he learned Punch!
Boopity: LUL
Boopity: WHAT
PharaohBender27: :O
GhostValv: D:
mtvcdm: WHAT
notthepenguins: WHAT
GapFiller: lrrWOW
Boopity: Ok I did NOT expect that LUL
LidofLoathing: nanomachines, son
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beowuuf: nanomachines, son!
SocraticMethod: Senator Armstrong?!
Rourke9: youre saying we *shouldnt* have spent all that time monologuing?
SK__Ren: Senator Armstrong?
GapFiller: dude is RIPPED
nickthecatbear: biggest plot twist
Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
JakeKamas: Is this just Wesker?
cmdrud87: well, this IS unexpexted
SocraticMethod: @SK__Ren Same hat!
notthepenguins: Absolutely amazing
jacqui_lantern234: behold the power of the science!!!!!!
noSmokeFire: "I have a phd in steroids"
SK__Ren: @SocraticMethod high five!
TXC2: this guy is on so many steroids :p
jacqui_lantern234: (kuddos if you know what im referencing)
pn55: We Resident Evil now.
GapFiller: jacked af but still no match for a monster is a wyrd flex
GapFiller: but okay
TXC2: he's all show, no go
Boopity: Now he's also jacked????
Metric_Furlong: I mean, it's lethal for someone
mtvcdm: You've achieved your final form!
TXC2: lethal to OTHER people Kappa
PharaohBender27: "Sorry, I left out a word there - it's a lethal WEAPON injection"
mtvcdm: Call an ambulance! ...but not for me!
ArdentSlacker: Lets make the rebel STRONK while I'm still in the room and... within... reach? I may not have thought this through.
beowuuf: neurotransmitters, son!
nickthecatbear: Not just a villain monologue--a villain symposium lecture!
IzlanntheLion: Ew meat puppet is the worst words
SocraticMethod: steroids, son! They build in response to kinetic trauma!
Boopity: Oh god, I forgot we're weak to GUN
accountmadeforants: Victor looks like he's about to break a few eggs to make an omelette
notthepenguins: Maybe guard only after he takes aim?
Boopity: Bakana!
Boopity: LUL
TXC2: fight the power!
beowuuf: yeah!
Boopity: Definitely no hubris to be found here
mtvcdm: More steroids, garcon!
Boopity: Ummmm????
beowuuf: uh oh
SocraticMethod: Standing here, I realize ...
Angnor33: Yeah, that'll happen.
TXC2: oh no it's grandfather Nurgul!
Coinman1863: Few too many button pressed there
nickthecatbear: So much ...muscle...?
notthepenguins: I don't think that's what muscle drugs are supposed to do...
thetoastmonster: not "don't do drugs, kids" just "don't do too much drugs, kids"
SK__Ren: get caught? :P
CastleOtranto: Nancy Reagan would be proud
beowuuf: :(
Boopity: LUL
TXC2: do the right amount of drugs!
accountmadeforants: Remember, kids: If you wanna stick it to Victor, do drugs!
Boopity: He healed :(
cmdrud87: dicy
Boopity: Some real friendless behaviour
nickthecatbear: Sounds like a new quote...
mtvcdm: !addquote (Paul) [now] Friends don't hit friends with flesh chunks.
LRRbot: New quote #8515: "Friends don't hit friends with flesh chunks." —Paul [2023-04-17]
TXC2: friends only hit friends with flesh if there is continuous enthusiastic consent
Boopity: I love that him being ripped is completely unnecessary in this narrative, but they did it anyways LUL
SocraticMethod: So, was the magic steroid just PCP?
Boopity: Bummer. Well anyways
notthepenguins: It was also muted
nickthecatbear: Yes, "Roy" is going to be responsible for killing millions of innocents. Definitely Roy's fault and not the hubris-filled doctor. Definitely
ArdentSlacker: @SocraticMethod The real magic was the pharmaceuticals we made along the way?
SocraticMethod: Weeeeeell, technically Roy wouldn't kill anyone. Monsters don't kill people, magic waste nukes kill people.
beowuuf: golan went to a flesh pile upstate I MEANT FARM
SocraticMethod: He got "disposed" but we don't know what he was doing before besides being a scientist
nickthecatbear: they "retreated"
notthepenguins: The cold of the grave
BenByTheWay: He should have murdered dr abs
TXC2: stun grenades, not kill grenades
Boopity: Ah yes, the human criticality project
SocraticMethod: Alex would be malding right now with how they use criticality wrong.
Boopity: LUL
accountmadeforants: An oopsie-fucky-boom-go
notthepenguins: Somewhere else in the lab I thought
mtvcdm: We've "met" everyone in the lab
SK__Ren: @SocraticMethod Are they? Its supposed to be the point of no return in a reaction right? And he's basically condensing waste in his body up to that point.
PharaohBender27: lrrPAUL !
beowuuf: unkie paul
Boopity: Hooray, Paul!
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ArdentSlacker: do we only have the word of the evil science man about the exploding?
GapFiller: lrrPAUL !?
TXC2: oh yeah this game had like 3 people from LRR in it :p
cmdrud87: well, our fists met everyone in the game
Gaelan_Maestro: Huzzah , some of my fav streamers!
Mischievous_Catgeist: rocket man!!!! SingsNote SingsNote
jessieimproved: I have a real Uncle Paul, so it adds a strange feel to the game
Boopity: Oh, he just went LUL
HIYgamer: I've been hoping you would finish this game
ArdentSlacker: launching a rocket is easy if you don't care where you're going to end up.
SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod Criticality is when reaction is self-sustaining, but not necessarily unstable. Supercritical is when things would probably go boom. Promp Critical is when it's at point of no return.
Boopity: BibleThump
BenByTheWay: Go away you stupid dog
beowuuf: lrrAWW
beowuuf: "dear, we don't know what you did wrong, we just know it was all your fault"
SocraticMethod: "The monsters were trauma we encountered along the way lrrAWESOME "
nickthecatbear: Therapist: "It was a dream. Scientists can't be absolutely ripped, Meg. That's silly"
SK__Ren: @SocraticMethod Good to know. Thanks for the clarification
TXC2: and cycle will continue again :p
Boopity: LUL
Boopity: "Callisto Protocol"
PharaohBender27: tqsRIP
mtvcdm: one (1) sky explosion
Metric_Furlong: remember how the game opens with adult meg looking at a red star
Boopity: BibleThump
notthepenguins: Flesh chunks raining from the sky
TXC2: we eat tar and then ever 15 years we explode, just like the economy Kappa
caimheul: Red star at night, Meg's delight?
Boopity: You're right game, Roy IS a star LUL
ArdentSlacker: so... we're a burning moon now?
SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod There's a bit of nuance because they are measured from reactivity number and prompt critical has actual technical definition but that's the TLDR.
josh___something: Didn't her mom get bagged by the secret police?
Boopity: Yes, but then we beat everyone up so everything's fine now :)
Metric_Furlong: josh___something they all made tactical retreats
beowuuf: came back and noticed the LSD fields
BenByTheWay: Wow mom's gaslighting the kid. Lying to children is just part of growing up apparently
notthepenguins: I like that Roy managed to shoot the rocket into a stable orbit
mtvcdm: 'You'll understand when you're older' is very often a lie
TXC2: mtvcdm it's code for "I don't know"/"I don't care to tell you"
notthepenguins: Roy punched everyone to death
caimheul: Maybe Roy hit Jupiter and turned it into a star. Now all those world are ours, except for Europa. Should not attempt a landing there.
SocraticMethod: "Shareholders told us to pull the plug. No can do"
Asimech: @TXC2 Or "do I look like a philosophy major to you? IDK how to explain it."
noSmokeFire: no one was ripped enough to take over
mtvcdm: Roy made everybody nap
Natimus_Prime: Companies actually do that though. Just shut a place down, force everyone to sign NDAs, and pretend nothing happend
Metric_Furlong: @notthepenguins *punched everyone until they 'tactically retreated'
TXC2: is this a lab coat or a hoodie we have on?
Boopity: @TXC2 Yes
SocraticMethod: @TXC2 a lab hoodie! They are comfy _and_ scientific.
NightValien28: TXC2 yes
GapFiller: TXC2 damnit really tempted to get a lab coat hoodie now
Boopity: Omg, Roy got to experience a rocket ship, love that for him Kappa
GapFiller: hope yr happy
TXC2: GapFiller I'm never happy Kappa
mtvcdm: He's getting less faded by the instance
beowuuf: i feel like he had a change of heart and said stuff at the end of the call when she left?
Boopity: Oh, how spiffy, the rocketship had zoom installed LUL
Boopity: The monster council was great
SocraticMethod: Didn't the game start with Waste Star causing problems?
josh___something: Then he just got SHOT
Rourke9: I didnt even see the first stream and Im crying so much
Snowcookies: poor Roy
BusTed: benginCry
Astramentha: lrrAWW
Snowcookies: never believe evil scientists
Boopity: The evil, ripped scientist who shot us _several_ times and turned our friend into a mutant blob
Bionull: So this the same plot as Sonic Adventure 2, right?
beowuuf: lrrAWW
accountmadeforants: @Bionull Shit, you're right
mtvcdm: And 20 years later he's still exploding
josh___something: Or he's just become incandescent
detectiveYarmas: being 5 is the worst plot hole
Boopity: Now the world ends
Boopity: CREDITS????
BusTed: Dang.
Boopity: BibleThump
mtvcdm: You go to credits THERE?
ArdentSlacker: @josh___something Grossly incandescent is a dark souls thing, not a monster hearts thing! ;)
Boopity: Oh my god, goddammit game
Bionull: Cowards
Snowcookies: booo fake credits :P
GapFiller: what is this Death Stranding nonsense
notthepenguins: The flower dimension
caimheul: It's magic drugs!
josh___something: Magic, drugs... Same thing
BenByTheWay: "Huh?" Is also my reaction
mtvcdm: Our own personal magic tar!
Boopity: Look at that big one :O
Bionull: The last time a flower made the screen this weird was Undertale.
Boopity: It's so well rendered LUL
SocraticMethod: First PCP, now LSD. This game is really hard on the messaging.
CururuGuasu: You’ve created a paradox!
notthepenguins: Is she gonna tell her past self the truth and have her avert this future
Wolfstrike_NL: So...that lesson about taking drugs...
TXC2: we were our own mom the entire time!
notthepenguins: Via the flower dimension
mtvcdm: wait
notthepenguins: SHE IS
mtvcdm: HANG ON
Boopity: ????? Is this a time communication flower?
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SK__Ren: Is there a NG+ second ending?
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memnus: Eee I get to catch this one live?
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TXC2: Jump back to reality?
Boopity: The wording on that sentence?
IzlanntheLion: Break the cycle
SocraticMethod: There goes gravity
BenByTheWay: Ope there goes gravity
notthepenguins: The time flower field
undecided44: Still looks like the arena for "the Boss" in MGS3
Boopity: There he is! Best boy!
Bionull: Even weirder joining the stream at this point
Boopity: I love how these flashbacks are a great reminder for us LUL
Snowcookies: oh are we playing as Meg now?
josh___something: Is this a flashback, or can we change fate now?
IzlanntheLion: Reconing hus death already
ghyllnox: Is this NG+? I wonder, if you don't eat any goo
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ghyllnox: Ah, nope
GapFiller: NG+ implies we finished the first playthru
SocraticMethod: @ghyllnox, nope Roy was exploding before the start of the game
Boopity: Peace!
A_Dub888: "Alright boys capet bomb 'em!"
Wolfstrike_NL: No ladders allowed and all
Boopity: All the council members were absolute dorks and I love them
TXC2: and they all kept giving parenting tips instead of fighting roy
Boopity: Yeah, like oddly sensible parenting tips LUL
A_Dub888: !card chain reaction
LRRbot: Chain Reaction [2RR] | Sorcery | Chain Reaction deals X damage to each creature, where X is the number of creatures on the battlefield.
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mtvcdm: The youths might have a good idea? Preposterous!
Astramentha: Ah, max chaos
josh___something: This is not a good council
Boopity: Ladder lore!
mtvcdm: gasp!
CururuGuasu: Lots of Intels in the salvage yard
GhostValv: chekhov's ladder :O
Boopity: LUL
josh___something: Chekov's LADDER!
ArdentSlacker: wtf
Metric_Furlong: !break
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BusTed: Future Meg is going to cause herself to be erased.
Boopity: This game is great
BenByTheWay: That is a fantastic fake-out
TXC2: !break
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GreatWahooney: this sure is a wild ride
Boopity: Ohhh @memnus a lot has happened LUL
Snowcookies: Time to watch the first hour I missed :P
PharaohBender27: @memnus You missed quite a bit, if you just got here
KyranTheWalker: Time travel flowers. What will they think of now
Mischievous_Catgeist: this music feels very ghibli inspired
memnus: Oh, curse the mastodon lrr feed being behind by an hour!
Snowcookies: I came here about 15 mins ago so I felt like I came for the end of the stream lol
Boopity: I mean, I think we're close? But I don't think any of us expected us to go back in time LUL
memnus: Guess I'll catch this one on the vod after all!
SplittingImage77: How’s everyone.
SplittingImage77: Oops, I clearly don’t know how to put a question mark on my ipad
beowuuf: you're lucky autocorrect didn't strike :)
SocraticMethod: Doing a quick search, looks like there is enough game left for one more stream, more or less
Boopity: Huh, neat!
SplittingImage77: Who’s playing?
SocraticMethod: Paul and Heather
beowuuf: so the six hours total is accurate?
accountmadeforants: You know what, "there's more game, actually", is a really solid twist
Snowcookies: The pH team
SplittingImage77: Nice nice
beowuuf: pH balance representing!
SplittingImage77: Litmus stream
TXC2: OH MY, more DDLC from Adam ?
beowuuf: wait, adam's going back to doki doki tomorrow?
Boopity: OOooh
SocraticMethod: @beowuuf I depends on secret hunting, but streaming the main plot also takes longer than playing solo.
beowuuf: true
beowuuf: wb
TXC2: and we're back
ScrapyardGhostTrain: An amount of Meg's Monster.
mtvcdm: The medium 2 of Meg's Monster?
Boopity: Cough up that ladder old man!
BusTed: Like Minit
Boopity: Ladders are a big no no!
ArdentSlacker: How did they do the roofs if they don't get to have ladders?
TXC2: they build the roofs first, then prop them with the bricks Kappa
GreatWahooney: @ArdentSlacker by standing on each others shoulders maybe?
Boopity: Genius
Boopity: Oh, we're going back anyways LUL
mtvcdm: It's a naturally-occurring skull head
roastbeefsandwitch: Hmmm, same art style and possibly team as Undertale.
SplittingImage77: What kind of game is this?
Boopity: I don't think it's the same team, but it is obviously heavily inspired
TemporallyAwry: At least it wasn't "you have to tell the skull a joke" ;p
BusTed: Maybe we'll get a separate act to tell the old guy's story.
SocraticMethod: @SplittingImage77 A visual novel RPG, I think
TXC2: SplittingImage77 there's turn based combat
ArdentSlacker: "Gosh, that fade to black was convenient for our animation budget."
SplittingImage77: Got it got it
Boopity: Ladder animations? In this economy?
Asimech: Secret tunnel through the skull mouth.
mtvcdm: THEY DID
TXC2: they sure did
ArdentSlacker: He Scrooge McDuck-bounced.
Boopity: Golan????
mtvcdm: Have at you!
SocraticMethod: Golan's gonna stab a snitch
BenByTheWay: Don't use the tar!
Boopity: Menacingly!
mtvcdm: Oh we're back on happiness meter.
SplittingImage77: He’s packing under that coat
SplittingImage77: Monster gats
Boopity: A yakuza style clothes rip off would be amazing
accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, the flappy cape pls
BenByTheWay: Power of abs?
mtvcdm: Why is everyone so ripped
Boopity: No, he's just ripped LUL
accountmadeforants: Nanomachines, son!
TXC2: Gods is everyone jacked?
josh___something: The power of he's just fuckin RIPPED
GapFiller: mtvcdm tbf Gus being shredded makes sense
noSmokeFire: fashionably shredded jeans
Metric_Furlong: it's a wrestling move
Boopity: All the council members are like weebs for human culture, remember?
TheMandrew: Rainmaker Lariat? he's Okada?
accountmadeforants: Everyone in this game is just Senator Armstrong.
GapFiller: really the only surprise swole was the scientist
accountmadeforants: Including Roy
SocraticMethod: I'm 90% sure it's a fighting game reference but I can't figure which character specifically
SplittingImage77: Reminds me of that Dreamworks monster wrestling movie
Boopity: We didn't even use magic tar before getting shot before, did we?
GapFiller: the rest have been monsters so ofc theyd all be ripped af
MAPBoardgames: This feels like a 'supposed to lose' battle
Bionull: Kinda missing that machete
GhostValv: haha
Boopity: Paul is pretty cool I hear
beowuuf: lol
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Charlymandias: All jerks are human, therefore all humans are jerks
BusTed: It was stated on the internet!
GreatWahooney: hello highlight reel
TXC2: sorry I missed it, what was the quote?
matthaus_c: the spikes -help- you grapple
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I don't have the exact wording
SplittingImage77: Maybe they’re not spikes, just really thick hairs
chaostreader: Paul “not really a jerk” Saunders
MAPBoardgames: The A button? I'd tap that!
Sarah_Serinde: Okay no I had it right :D
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] Paul: not really a jerk.
LRRbot: New quote #8516: "Paul: not really a jerk." —Heather [2023-04-17]
shtevie3: i see ... *dies*
Boopity: His back is so muscly!
SplittingImage77: His back has a face
SocraticMethod: Guns did do tons of damage to Roy
accountmadeforants: His back looks like a Cacodemon with eye(s) closed.
josh___something: Damn, bro's back is jacked
TXC2: Gustav with the JF Caron like back :p
matthaus_c: the neutrality pact probably saves the humans money, if anything else
JakeKamas: Oh wow like four clips of that
SplittingImage77: You’re in the skulls throat
GhostValv: D:
BenByTheWay: Saarlac time
Boopity: D:
noSmokeFire: what is a pit but the earth's butt
Earthenone: !holes
LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
Boopity: Heather, this isn't rhythm sprout
MAPBoardgames: Something is weird here
SplittingImage77: Woah Tiny Toons reference! I see your!
SocraticMethod: Roy is having a bad trip
Boopity: Mean tunnel LUL
BenByTheWay: Intestine tract of negative self-doubts?
Rourke9: did future!meg tell us to be mean?
Rourke9: oh maybe this IS a mean tunnel
SocraticMethod: So we have PCP, LSD and now magic mushrooms
mtvcdm: The real skull rock was our insecurities all along
josh___something: I feel like our cohost has a conflict of interest :p
Boopity: Oh it totally is a bad thoughts tunnel
MAPBoardgames: People talking to you when they aren't facing you...
PharaohBender27: Oh no it's a tunnel of self-loathing!
matthaus_c: attack the darkness!
Bionull: The Tunnel of Loathe
accountmadeforants: She just wanted to take a nap, unrelated
SocraticMethod: A Gaslight tunnel Kappa
Boopity: Quick, write a crapshot in here!
josh___something: The monster cloaca
TXC2: strange miasma = carbon monoxide Kappa
Asimech: "This moustache doubles as a gas mask, you know."
Boopity: Going to describe my farts as strange miasma from now on
SplittingImage77: Grandpa bounced back to reality
BenByTheWay: He should have warned them ahead of time. So he endangered then "saved" them
matthaus_c: more of that strange miasma... must be nothing
Bionull: Can't spell council without I
Boopity: LUL
SplittingImage77: Top six maybe
TehAmelie: i dreamed i had a fight with several huge jerk dragons if that counts
Bionull: Number 5! Bagels
matthaus_c: maybe her bedroom is sinewy
Boopity: If your bedroom is fleshy, please consult a doctor
Boopity: Not wrong
TXC2: maybe her bedroom is more toothy
SplittingImage77: Teeth teeth teeth
ParanoidRabbit: @Boopity or an exorcist?
MAPBoardgames: All humans suck*
MAPBoardgames: *except Paul
SocraticMethod: @TXC2 more elesh norn-y?
Boopity: @ParanoidRabbit Doctor-exorcist?
matthaus_c: oh hey she's not ripped! yet..
TXC2: SocraticMethod exactly
Boopity: Wait for her to take her jacket off and she's also ripped
BenByTheWay: I'm so glad it makes it clear she's wearing a blue dress
Boopity: WHAT
Boopity: LUL
beowuuf: "this is the game that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends..."
SocraticMethod: It's a fakeout ending, end of Act 2. We are in act 3 now.
Boopity: You can do diagonals?? :O
TXC2: use your rhythm powers Heather!
Boopity: Look, some people are into that. dpm
Boopity: *don't kinkshame
MAPBoardgames: It's not like I wanted to protect her, baka!
Bionull: The true monster is bad excuses
BenByTheWay: So if Meg is a good person then maybe we were the bad guys this whole time
Boopity: LUL
Boopity: At that point that would just be a rhythm game!
Boopity: We are totally fighting all of them
SocraticMethod: None of the council members were really fought
Snowcookies: You fought the bodyguard
josh___something: We only fought gustav
Boopity: We only fought gustav for a short bit
Rourke9: maybe he used to be a human?
SocraticMethod: Gustav peaced out after 1-2 hits
Boopity: We got out of the butthole tunnel!
SocraticMethod: Emotional baggage? More like emotional shipping container Kappa
Boopity: LUL
mtvcdm: Fishing!
flumph234: Emotional Baggage…best stored in the overhead.
beowuuf: and now this is it for the stream :p
TXC2: (throws shoe to the floor) EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE!
Wolfstrike_NL: Are we gonna need a third sstream? :D
MAPBoardgames: "All mushrooms are edible. Some mushrooms are edible more than once!"
josh___something: "don't"
SplittingImage77: I love the depiction of emotional baggage in Psychonauts
flumph234: I second.
flumph234: Dn’t.
beowuuf: big if true
A_Dub888: !card slimefoot stowaway
LRRbot: Slimefoot, the Stowaway [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Fungus [2/3] | Whenever a Saproling you control dies, Slimefoot, the Stowaway deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {4}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Snowcookies: The colourful ones are the non-toxic ones yeah?
flumph234: …sure.
ArdentSlacker: Find a fungi youtuber, lichen subscribe...
beowuuf: you're in a garbage pod. A smegging garbage pod.
Metric_Furlong: @ArdentSlacker boo!
Metric_Furlong: boo
Mischievous_Catgeist: trash monster pandas
mtvcdm: Roy wants the tar
matthaus_c: smaller monsters?
Bionull: The crayons
LurkerSpine: maybe she smuggled goldfish
TXC2: shuffle cats, dank rugitons
SocraticMethod: The colorful ones meant they want to be eaten. Tjat
Wolfstrike_NL: We did make a "burger"
SocraticMethod: That's how aposematism works, right?
SplittingImage77: Old, good, or super?
SK__Ren: Wait, quick. Tell Serge
TemporallyAwry: I feel like it was a plot-point that we looked for cans of food? But I might be wrong.
Boopity: I remember we went to buy food
mtvcdm: Cutscene fishing? Worst.
TXC2: don't suspicious, your delicious!
SocraticMethod: The "food" wasn't really fit for human consumption unless you like prions
SocraticMethod: Now you know how it feels like to be NPC while the PC pauses the main quest to fish.
Boopity: They were waiting for us LUL
mtvcdm: Look, we were gonna have a fight up there, it was gonna be epic
Boopity: "I was just waiting here for a boss fight, but you started doing side content"
PharaohBender27: lrrSPOOP
mtvcdm: feeeesh
GapFiller: nalvThink has there ever been a bad video game w/ a fishing minigame? suddenly developed this off cuff theory that video game quality and fishing minigame presence are directly related
TXC2: well an fish
TheMerricat: And this is how Golan died a second time
josh___something: All of the little fish condensed to beeg fish
Boopity: A Fshight if you will
mtvcdm: oh no we're gonna feed him one of the death mushrooms
TemporallyAwry: jlrrFishin ... this section seems a little fishy ;p
Astramentha: Fish punch fish punch fish punch
SocraticMethod: @GapFiller I'm pretty sure there was a fishing minigame in one of the Watch+Play streams
GapFiller: jlrrFishin we shd ask James for his opinion here
Boopity: That is not how I pictured that silhouette
TheAinMAP: "Big ol' fish!"
BusTed: Dredge (2023)
accountmadeforants: That fish got a health set of chompers
TXC2: why does it have teeth?
beowuuf: late night fish fight! late night fish fight!
MAPBoardgames: Time for some fish slapping
GhostValv: D:
Boopity: @TXC2 To eat, duh
GreatWahooney: that fish looks like it's having a bad time
TemporallyAwry: !teeth
TXC2: Boopity touché
Astramentha: D:
MAPBoardgames: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
mtvcdm: I once punched a fish thissssss big!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah, Sheepshead Fish
TehAmelie: it's terrible D:
ArdentSlacker: They're "teeth" more than like, teeth. So... worse than teeth, really.
GreatWahooney: we've established that Meg can be told to step away, right? now seems like a good time for that
uchihab7: Sheepshead fish
CastleOtranto: Thanks, I hate it
Astramentha: Oh I hate that
Mischievous_Catgeist: sheepshead fish i catch them on the regular very creepy
TXC2: GhostofJeffGoldblum oh that's just not ok
SniHjen: Finally a real RPG illChill
Boopity: Oh my god there IS a fishing minigame in this!
Asimech: @Mischievous_Catgeist You have my deepest sympathies. They would make me stop fishing.
MAPBoardgames: Way easier than Stardew's minigame
TehAmelie: hehe, "scale"
matthaus_c: beat the crap out of a trout
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's true, actually
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I fought a salmon, barefisted
MAPBoardgames: That tracks
MAPBoardgames: @matthaus_c Beat the Carp out it!
beowuuf: it's called a hook for a reason :p
TXC2: bear fisted
matthaus_c: @MAPBoardgames ughhh I hate it great job
TehAmelie: alternately, beat the Devilfish out of it
Wolfstrike_NL: They fight bear-fisted?
matthaus_c: those teeth looked nutritious
Boopity: We got our fishing minigame LUL
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MAPBoardgames: "I hate wait."
Snowcookies: "You're wasting my time, stop doing sidequests!" - bosses
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the perfect child killer...
GreatWahooney: I wouldn't mind some broccoli
Boopity: LUL
beowuuf: blockli
Boopity: @beowuuf Wooooow
ContingentCat: broccili is so good when cooked well though lrrAWW
Asimech: Well, the second and third. The most dangerous is the legendary arroccoli.
Snowcookies: broccoli tastes good, ppl are just bad at cooking it
Boopity: So many vegetables are great and people just don't know how to cook them
TheMerricat: Kids don't like broccoli because they still have super sensitive taste buds and thus broccoli taste really bitter to them
Metric_Furlong: the path is too narrow for Roy to walk with one of the others, I think
SniHjen: you didn't get broccolied
matthaus_c: fish out the broccoli and fight it
CaptainSpam: We will eat EVERY. SINGLE. BROCCOLI.
TheMerricat: When does she realizes she's stuck between them
Astramentha: Sebastian you’re supposed to be HELPING
SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat Game has been using he/him for Len. He's a little gremlin and we love him.
Boopity: There was SO much game left
matthaus_c: so it means we -can- test out if this is his only life
beowuuf: it's fun if you do a 'repeat' of the story to make the gameplay fresh :)
Boopity: How nice of Sebastian to design this puzzle exactly for one beam blocking monster, one button pressing monster, and a tiny child
Metric_Furlong: Boopity to be fair, it's an obstacle course, not a death trap
Astramentha: I mean…. Have you tried just disobeying
Bionull: After he decides not to please push the button anyway
BusTed: Definitely Lost Viking vibes.
TXC2: or like GTAV
SocraticMethod: I think there is about half an hour of to hour game left
SniHjen: just take both cards
mtvcdm: Go left!
Boopity: Are we playing the Yugioh that Roy invented the other day
TemporallyAwry: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Snowcookies: !advice
josh___something: >yes Yes
MAPBoardgames: Wait a minute! Our deck is missing two cards! I want them both!
Bionull: I like that she has personalized card backs
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: It's cheaper at night to ride the eyeball.
JakeKamas: No Country for Old Men vibes
SocraticMethod: He is wearing magician's suit
Rourke9: so true @LRRbot
Bionull: I'd believe that with the other card you just don't fight
Snowcookies: I wonder if "businessman onesie" is a thing
SK__Ren: @JakeKamas Heads or Tails?
Boopity: We fougth their bodyguard, who used all of their techniques
GapFiller: jlrrFacepalm
Snowcookies: We fought the guard who did attacks the council members do
SniHjen: I bet they didn't move at all
SK__Ren: right
Boopity: It's cool how all the council members have unique minigames
mtvcdm: Right
ArdentSlacker: right
CrazymattCaptain: right
Ainvar87: Center
ArdentSlacker: crowdsource ftw
TemporallyAwry: Always go Left Kappa
matthaus_c: turtle!
Boopity: What the fff???
MAPBoardgames: Turtle!
SK__Ren: right?
ArdentSlacker: damn turtle
mjiig: I was definitely expecting it to ask a question about the turtle
SocraticMethod: That's the inverse of man in a gorilla suit effect
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 distraction bits
TXC2: oh no, double team!
SK__Ren: The one that talked lol
ArdentSlacker: she's the one that was talking.
Boopity: Oh LUL
BusTed: You just got downloaded.
josh___something: Fold?
SocraticMethod: Busted is Blackjack
MAPBoardgames: It's time for her to fold
Rourke9: friend!
beowuuf: you literally mentioned her sneak attacks earlier :p
A_Dub888: !card sneak attack
LRRbot: Sneak Attack [3R] | Enchantment | {R}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice the creature at the beginning of the next end step.
Boopity: Is this Attack on Titan?
A_Dub888: Time to yeet the child
josh___something: (copy)
CaptainSpam: Welp, bridge is out. That's the end of the game!
SniHjen: final(9)(copy)
Boopity: (copy)_(copy)
mtvcdm: Sure
TemporallyAwry: Great grip strength ;p
TXC2: Trobsters
Mischievous_Catgeist: coconut crabs
Boopity: This game is BotW too?
mtvcdm: Red light, green light
Snowcookies: backloading mechanics smh
CaptainSpam: So all we need is a ton of stamina foods we can wolf down during the climb, and...
ArdentSlacker: "... and I'm just dead weight."
Boopity: Magic Tar is cool and all, but have you heard of Magic the gathering?
Boopity: They really said "we can't afford game design until the second half"
SniHjen: body, heart, mind
Metric_Furlong: Boopity hey now, let's not introduce another toxic waste product to the setting Kappa
Boopity: @Metric_Furlong LUL
josh___something: This is just really sticky rock
matthaus_c: no one else has the Magic Lobster Claw of Climbing
mtvcdm: People fill in their own clear times, it's an estimate.
SocraticMethod: I think you have about half an hour left?
roastbeefsandwitch: Roy, as a Magic card, would be Creature - Chad Crab
Boopity: One person's top is another person's bottom?
ArdentSlacker: maybe save?
LurkerSpine: how long to beat is also self selecting for people who seem to try and beat the game relatively quickly
ghyllnox: He wouldn't need to cut off the whole arm even
mtvcdm: It autosaves
Metric_Furlong: Outer Wall 2: Electric Boogaloo
TXC2: he bounced Kappa
GreatWahooney: he bounced up here, obviously
Angreed66: Should've just used the lasers to make it a clean cut
Invitare: He took the stairs
Boopity: "There's an elevator, didn't you see it?"
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matthaus_c: he's gonna shrug off the cloak and be ripped too
Metric_Furlong: "Len is technically helping, in that if they weren't on the counsil they'd be actively making things worse"
Boopity: @matthaus_c I want nothing more than this
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TXC2: hello Raiders
Hulyen: hulyenWave lrrSHINE
frissonic: thanks. glad to be here.
Boopity: Test fight!
josh___something: Oh for FUCKS SAKE
Snowcookies: ah a test of strength
GhostValv: ???
Boopity: WHAT
CaptainSpam: "Oh, and power tools. That's the other part of my secret."
josh___something: Oh SHIT he has a GUN
Angreed66: Man with power armour calling it
TheAinMAP: This is not a drill: he has a drill.
Rourke9: he was one of the scientists for sure then
Rourke9: and/or used to be a human
Meowish: penanc2Bear penanc2Bear penanc2Veryloud penanc2Discdgn
Veste: monster by megstake
Snowcookies: grandpa wants us to punch him so it's fine
Boopity: Rude
Bruceski: He's got a mosquito!
josh___something: Wh... Why make that
Astramentha: Oh an LRAD
TemporallyAwry: #FreeQuincy
GreatWahooney: Quincy did nothing wrong!
TXC2: Free Quincy, uincy did nothing wrong
TXC2: I'm 33 and I can still hear that tone :p
GhostValv: D:
Boopity: LUL
Snowcookies: oop
BusTed: Haha.
mtvcdm: Why do we even have that mode?
Boopity: Love me a good anti-elder frequency
TXC2: anti-elder tone = dubstep Kappa
josh___something: LUL
LurkerSpine: i too would like to know what a make shift crowbar is
Bruceski: Fashioned a crowbar using nothing but some tape and a crowbar
Snowcookies: I think this guy is attacking with "random stuff go!"
matthaus_c: here we learn Roy is younger than Meg
GhostValv: :O
BusTed: He is kinda ripped
Astramentha: ………
beowuuf: :D
matthaus_c: YES
josh___something: I fuckin KNEW IT
laundreydhull: Hey! I've seen this cartoon!
roastbeefsandwitch: cool grandpa
GhostValv: grandpa lookin kinda... swole
GhostValv: Iroh
SocraticMethod: Iroh
josh___something: Iroh
TXC2: Uncle Iroh
LurkerSpine: king boomi?
SplittingImage77: Q
MWGNZ: everyone love Buff Uncle Iroh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah that sequence is the best
SplittingImage77: I hope Meg is ripped too
Akaiatana: @SplittingImage77 What a horrible thing to say! We're trying to stop that!
CaptainSpam: "You know what you need to do. Yeet the child over the wall."
SplittingImage77: It’s like that episode of Samurai Jack with Momotaro, maybe after all the fighting Meg will be a hardcore warrior
mtvcdm: lrrFINE
TXC2: it's like it's the pivotal part of the plot or something :p
CaptainSpam: "Don't worry, I won't explain a thing to you. Move along!"
Rourke9: oh he was DEF a scientist then
SK__Ren: Are these elders disposed of researchers?
Snowcookies: BUT
Boopity: "Eat my lobster arm"
fiftymcnasty: From the marsh
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SniHjen: swamp mellows
CaptainSpam: What's in black market marshmallows? BONES. Do not ask further questions!
mtvcdm: I believe they're called
TXC2: "black-market marshmallows: they're the mallowest!"
SplittingImage77: Marshmarrow?
mtvcdm: 'mature'
mtvcdm: The Peeps are MATURE
CaptainSpam: Peeps are... nah.
mtvcdm: I brought Peeps to Moonbase 3 once. You stuffed them into Ian for a Crapshot.
LurkerSpine: the peep outer texture just makes me feel gross for some reason
Rourke9: oh so this game is Rashomon
josh___something: We need to pad the runtime
Akaiatana: The peeps at the moonbase aren't THAT old! Beej is like 30!
Asimech: @mtvcdm I had been thinking there must be a backstory for that Crapshot. Now I know.
SniHjen: It's called trust
Snowcookies: oh no
Boopity: LUL
mtvcdm: Friends never throw hunks of their own flesh at friends.
Boopity: Amazing callback
SniHjen: he could of killed her, but chose NOT to
CaptainSpam: "Hey, have I mentioned how much of my friend you are? I've got citations which I will include in the bibliography."
GhostofJeffGoldblum: but what if....a pony that WASN'T cute?!
CaptainSpam: "Ponies are cute! But have you ever wanted to draw one? Well, tune in next for..."
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @CaptainSpam o no
SK__Ren: "Killer bracelet dude!" "You have no idea"
Boopity: Yeet yourself off the cliff!
mtvcdm: 128 hours later
Snowcookies: eek
Boopity: Maybe it just grows back
TXC2: "We all know ponies are cute" (Picture goes inverse colour) "But what if they weren't?"
CaptainSpam: Hey, you're back. Nice bandage. Anyway...
GreatWahooney: overreacting much?
CaptainSpam: "Man, are you sure about that necklace?" "Y'know, you're right, hang on..." "NO WAIT"
Alness49: "What do you think of my shoes?" "FINE! THEY'RE GREAT!"
corianderd: i'm hearing a lot of criticism here. I can promise a complete lack of horses today
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (28m from now).
mtvcdm: Hi Cori, this game went a lot longer than intended
Rourke9: no horses??
beowuuf: @corianderd since when did cdhc turn in to a house of lies? :(
GhostValv: :O
SniHjen: he chose to lose a hand, instead of betraying you
GapFiller: Rourke9 cant horse wont horse
TemporallyAwry: !phrasing
LRRbot: Have we ever done phrasing? Like, actually?
TXC2: beowuuf day 1? Kappa
GhostValv: ah... brojob :)
beowuuf: @TXC2 :D
Akaiatana: If they don't find you handy, at least they'll find you friendsome.
Boopity: And now it won
GapFiller: beowuuf Heather HAS been on Horse Club
GapFiller: more than once
Boopity: t*won't have to come to me throwing my hunks of flesh at you!
Snowcookies: We learned that James can't colour hourses properly :P
GapFiller: Snowcookies James really shdve just stuck to drawing circles lrrBEEJ
beowuuf: horses? yes. hats> no
CaptainSpam: Don't be such a baby. Limbs grow back! [aside to dove: No they don't]
GapFiller: mmm eclairs
Boopity: We made a human burger
TemporallyAwry: The Handburger
josh___something: A meat
SniHjen: "a meat"
mtvcdm: The bread cube abides
TXC2: the lrrHAM burger
Akaiatana: D'eclairations!
Rourke9: Yea, but Paul wasnt aware of that
JakeKamas: Yes but Paul didn't know that
Rourke9: of Sebastian setting him up, I mean
SniHjen: and the people fighting you are helping you
Snowcookies: Except Paul, who is not a jerk
Bruceski: YOUR SOUL!
Boopity: He just took in a random robot!??
Mangledpixel: "Sebastian you son of a b..."
Boopity: Joey, how could you betray me like this? :(
CaptainSpam: Think of the eclairs, Paul. The eclairs.
CaptainSpam: "In fact, It was *I* who sent *YOU*, Sebastian!"
josh___something: Not AGAIN
mtvcdm: Top 10 Meg's Monster Betrayals (includes apology)
Caldurin: I bet the robot is ripped as well
TXC2: Gods this game goes deep
SocraticMethod: some Chronic Backstabbing Syndrome happening here
SK__Ren: Flashbacks within flashbacks? What is this, "The Name of the Wind"?
Boopity: Oh my god, how many flashbacks is too deep?
mtvcdm: Okay, there's a rule that if you nominate yourself for the Nobel you're automatically disqualified
SniHjen: yes
CaptainSpam: "I think we've earned ourselves a break." "No... you see, this has all been part of my plan to..."
Bruceski: right arm is lobster
SocraticMethod: You say that Paul, but have you heard about the plastic eating bacteria scientist have been developing?
Boopity: We are the robot now! Best game.
beowuuf: aww
PharaohBender27: :O
CaptainSpam: GAWRSH
josh___something: And hair... I guess?
Rourke9: yea and Sebastian is probably another scientist?
Akaiatana: Chute first, ask questions later
A_Dub888: Joebacca
SocraticMethod: I just noticed that the head scientist is much bigger than other two.
Boopity: Looking at the other humans next to Dr. Abs, he _does_ look jacked
Metric_Furlong: I don't think they're very good scientists
JakeKamas: I think he's addressing Paul specifically
Angreed66: These are sketchy labs
Boopity: It's almost like these scientists aren't doing a good job
CaptainSpam: Anyway, let's go get an eclair.
Asimech: "I have all of the files in my backup drive. And only the backup drive."
Snowcookies: I think this science lab isn't following ethics
Akaiatana: Local recording? Is this a Checkpoint?
SocraticMethod: Corporate liability needs to delete anything that can be used in discovery against them
PharaohBender27: LOCKSS - Lots Of Copies Keeps Stuff Safe
SniHjen: Parasol corporation?
JakeKamas: Victor was the ripped scientist
Metric_Furlong: no, victor's the evil muscle scientist
mtvcdm: Gee, Paul, you think the science place that tosses people down a big hole isn't a good science place?
beowuuf: history is written by the victors
Metric_Furlong: "he's probably sulking in his room, writing history"
TXC2: I like how Paul's robot voice is just Arnie :p
mowdownjoe: #blamePaul
mtvcdm: Toss him down the Paul Wall
Boopity: LUL
balfizan: clip it!
SocraticMethod: "Disposing of Paul" sounds like ancient parable
mtvcdm: I'm tossing that in !advice
SniHjen: "disposing of employees is sub optimal
TXC2: actual conversation Laugh-o-tron has had Kappa
josh___something: WAIT... SHIT
Snowcookies: is that how human bodies get sent down there?
Akaiatana: He hit his head, though, and now all he can say is Eclairs
Asimech: *After tossing Paul down.* "Well, that was a-Paul-ing."
Akaiatana: The ghostbuster mouse poster is cute!
SocraticMethod: The robot classifiest into two categories: [PAUL] and [NOT PAUL]
SocraticMethod: Morgan
Astramentha: Overstimulated
SocraticMethod: Aren't we in a flashback of flashback?
mtvcdm: Remember how this was gonna be done in like an hour tops?
mtvcdm: We're sorry in advance Cori
Boopity: Robots. Less conspicuous than monsters
beowuuf: a double agent!
Snowcookies: robot wanted to be with his friend
TXC2: does this robot have a hard AI ?
SocraticMethod: Probably because there are tons of identical models of those robots
SocraticMethod: So, robot has a Stockholm Syndrome?
Boopity: That's actually really sweet :(
mtvcdm: The robots have taken over
SniHjen: 16?!
Metric_Furlong: that's why the anti-youth sound hurt him
Boopity: Wow, Roy is BABY
beowuuf: LOL
Boopity: Casually take your brain out
mtvcdm: Oh, here ya go
Bruceski: "Humans can handle a chainsaw to the face, right?"
PharaohBender27: :O
mtvcdm: All four of us, in sequence
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's like, a character building fight
TXC2: more layers then an ogre
Boopity: LUL
GhostValv: D:
Boopity: He TOTALLY is the third scientist
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Paul, are you plotting again?
TheAinMAP: mattlrHeck
TXC2: !findquote know
LRRbot: Quote #8505: "We gamers, we know what we're doing." —James [2023-04-04]
Metric_Furlong: the dreaded omnicross
SocraticMethod: I think you are pretty close
josh___something: XD
Boopity: It's a vicious cycle
JakeKamas: Would you guys be up for doing a third session some time in the future?
Metric_Furlong: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:51:14.
Snowcookies: lol
SocraticMethod: But it might be over 10 minutes
SK__Ren: Oh no! We're stuck in a time loop
Snowcookies: one more?
Wolfstrike_NL: See you in 2 months!
noSmokeFire: next time: NG+++
josh___something: Maybe we'll have a next stream where we're doing this whole charade again
Metric_Furlong: tune in next session, where we beat the boss and then activate the next timeloop Kappa
accountmadeforants: You thought it'd be over in 10 minutes last stream, too :p
Boopity: This game HAS been fantastic so far!
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
SocraticMethod: Sorry, I meant you have about 15-30 mins of game left but Horses start in 10 minutes
accountmadeforants: Now the devs are furiously working behind the scenes to add another 3 hours of content before your next stream :P
TXC2: !store
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beowuuf: thanks for the bonus stream!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Heather and Paul
mtvcdm: I see the store's still actually open, Beej hasn't closed it yet
PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream!
Boopity: Thank you for the stream!
SocraticMethod: Thanks for the stream
Snowcookies: ty for stream
trainumwalking: Bye!
GapFiller: !lrrmove
GapFiller: !next
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
TXC2: don't wake sleeping Beej's
mtvcdm: If you get in before Beej gets there, lucky you
GapFiller: Marvel Snap which btw James really wanted to be on
GapFiller: but got double booked for
mtvcdm: Wheeler did it
GapFiller: reminder James is the schedule guy too
CanPlayGames: I think Wheeler did?
SocraticMethod: There was Snap stream
matthaus_c: Wheeler played it, dropped it halfway through the month
josh___something: Wheeler played it twice then hated it?
mtvcdm: He wasn't a fan apparently
Metric_Furlong: Minecraft? on Mine O'clock?
A_Dub888: ages ages
A_Dub888: ages
beowuuf: legends legends legends legends
Juliamon: It's not that he hated it, he just hated how it was gated
Juliamon: ie. being stuck in pools
beowuuf: lol
Metric_Furlong: sold
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josh___something: SOLD
beowuuf: lrrHEART
TXC2: DeM0nFiRe lrrHEART
GapFiller: nalvThink how many times now has James in his official role as schedule arranger gotten himself double booked for something he personally really wanted to play onstream?
A_Dub888: What else do you need?
TXC2: looks like a W+P game :p
GapFiller: cz this is not the first time thats happend
josh___something: Never lucky on the sub lottery, darn
josh___something: The second VOD is up? Need to watch that
GapFiller: the second vod understandably was edited
Earthenone: James is secretly barred from streaming marvel content
Metric_Furlong: (you can't make up the) Streets
GhostValv: :O
GapFiller: and is missing a whole bunch of stuf
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matthaus_c: JORDYNNE
mtvcdm: Hi!
Metric_Furlong: that's Jordynne
Juliamon: Hiiii Jordynne!!
josh___something: Whhhu?!
A_Dub888: That's her!
Snowcookies: hi!
TemporallyAwry: penaddTobyhype !!!
beowuuf: yay!
Boopity: Hello Jordynne!
TXC2: Hello Jordynne
TXC2: !events
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
josh___something: Hi Jordynne!
Cunobelenos: It's a Jordynne!
jessieimproved: A wild Jordynne has appeared!
mtvcdm: She's free from her remote box!
beowuuf: has jordynne been seen in the moonbase since the ppr?
TXC2: wow twitch is being butts for me right now :p
s1ck1y: @beowuuf sure haven't LOL
beowuuf: LOL
Metric_Furlong: 100 months! The 1 year!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
GapFiller: thanks for streaming PH Balance lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER lrrSHINE
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
josh___something: <3 for the anon gifter
GapFiller: before we go no ChillPoint this week right?
GapFiller: cz FamJam
Snowcookies: can't wait
TXC2: !patreon
LRRbot: 2745 patrons for a total of $21,142.47 per month.
josh___something: Family Jamily
Metric_Furlong: bye Paul and Heather
beowuuf: sergeHi bye!
TXC2: bye
Snowcookies: bye
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TXC2: !discord
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GapFiller: nalvHi bai gais
TXC2: !mastodon
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ghyllnox: "I wish they'd introduced this mechanic earlier in the game instead of right at the end!" "...wait a minute"
Metric_Furlong: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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beowuuf: oooh, featherweight?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club is LIVE! Today Cori and Featherweight are playing Four Against Darkness 📷 ||
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beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
Earthenone: !findquote darkness
LRRbot: Quote #5305: "Dark Souls is the Kingdom Hearts of gameplay." —Paul [2018-09-03]
Juliamon: You know what? Sure.
Earthenone: !card magic missile
LRRbot: Magic Missile [1RR] | Sorcery | This spell can't be countered. / Magic Missile deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
Angnor33: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #8127: "Yo, I just got knocked out by a monkey!" —Ben [2022-07-04]
TemporallyAwry: penaddChair it's too quiet
TXC2 returns from cycling his internet
beowuuf: wb
beowuuf: horse!
TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: hey cori! hey featherweight!
TXC2: Hello Cori and Featherweight
matthaus_c: Can't Trap Horses Club
iris_of_ether: Yay drawing game!
Jay_Blanc: Sorry, Adventurers killed the Horses.
beowuuf: huh, i have a polaroid here,that says "cori: don't believe her lies"
TXC2: people AND children you say
matthaus_c: @beowuuf hm, that's probably about Heather
beowuuf: true
TXC2: what's in the room?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Warning: contains situations.
Jay_Blanc: @TXC2 A moose.
beowuuf: spot on lrrbot
TXC2: oh no, not situations!
matthaus_c: @TXC2 darkness. you are likely to be eaten by a grue
Earthenone: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
beowuuf: so many dice!
matthaus_c: more dice means better odds!
beowuuf: the oversized heroquest dice :D
Sarah_Serinde: I recognize some of those dice :3
noSmokeFire: what's the conversion rate on skull dice to d6?
TXC2: Wizards can't use doors
iris_of_ether: benginTraitor
TXC2: rouges not thieves ?
noSmokeFire: 420 time to get stoned
beowuuf: their attacke role is to attack MiniK
noSmokeFire: can we switch this character sheet to some sort of Ye Fantasy Font?
TXC2: Papyrus is the fantasy font right? Kappa
noSmokeFire: Metamorphous is a pretty good fantasy font, but going by name alone I like Garamond
v_nome: sword +1 = double sword?
N2Osferatu: A sword and the sword's date for the evening
TXC2: Sword +1 = Ssentence
TemporallyAwry: Surge? :p
Mischievous_Catgeist: warri-o
MrQBear: Beefsteak Largeabs
iris_of_ether: Billiam the Green
beowuuf: deadmeat I
Mangledpixel: Gnorf
noSmokeFire: the traditional AD&D naming convention would be Mighter (male fighter)
noSmokeFire: or Marrior
MrQBear: Elk?
TXC2: Alf?
noSmokeFire: Urist rides again
Mangledpixel: Rock and Stone!
TemporallyAwry: Urist is good.
N2Osferatu: Tantrum Spiral
v_nome: Sniff Urist
TXC2: Ursula von Urist ?
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaLookAtMyRat
Mischievous_Catgeist: cutie <3
N2Osferatu: A real helper there
TehAmelie: hashtag Urusla did nothing wrong
noSmokeFire: I think you'll find the big thing about dwarves is their beard
iris_of_ether: I just got the sudden strong desire to paint some more dwarves
Mangledpixel: ask your doctor if Smashiax is right for you