Bonus Stream || Meg's Monster

 accountmadeforants: Put em in cocktail sauce?
 Metric_Furlong: my own personal conspiracy theory is that the 'some people taste cilantro differently' thing isn't real
 Metric_Furlong: they just don't like it and wanted to pass that off as not being a personal preference
 Metric_Furlong: anyone saying otherwise is in on it 
 beowuuf: bonus stream! yay!
 accountmadeforants: I believe it . Since cilantro doesn't taste like soap to me, but pickled ginger kinda does. But I also still like pickled ginger.
 Jondare: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Heather and Paul are back for more Meg's Monster! Game: Meg's Monster) at Mon 10:00 AM PDT (4m from now).
  TXC2: Hello everybody
 NightValien28: ITS TIME
 GapFiller:    WEAR EVIL!
TheAinMAP: Signal.
 NightValien28: hi txc2
  TXC2: CONTACT
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 accountmadeforants: 
 GhostValv:   
  TXC2: hi NightValien28
 Metric_Furlong:   
 beowuuf:   
 GapFiller: great timing actually as the snookers just finished
 beowuuf: belated  txc2
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 accountmadeforants: I do hope this game has a "Last time on..." functionality, because I basically just remember the cliffhanger at the end 
  TXC2: hello beowuuf
 GapFiller: accountmadeforants thats what vods are for
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  TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
  TXC2:   
 TheMerricat: So TBH, I don't remember where we left off on this game.
 TehAmelie: hooray
 Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
 beowuuf: 
  TXC2: hello Mischievous_Catgeist  welcome
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: hello PharaohBender27  welcome
 Metric_Furlong: @TheMerricat we'd just had The Big Reveal, iirc
 Raincoast_Bear: The only Meg I know in the LRR-verse is Matt Wiggins' wife. Does that mean Matt was the monster all along?
 GapFiller: !picnic
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 PharaohBender27: @Raincoast_Bear 
 TheMerricat: 
  TXC2: Here we GO!
 beowuuf: go time!
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 GapFiller: good afternoon evening PH Balance   
  TXC2: Hello Paul and Heather
 beowuuf: hey paul! hey heather! hey bonus stream!
 nickthecatbear:  
 TehAmelie: hello!
 accountmadeforants:   
 Raincoast_Bear:      
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 beowuuf: some days its harder than others
 GapFiller: saves on name tags
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: Hello  &   !
  TXC2: probably 6 weeks ago now I think about it 
 GapFiller: Megs Monster 2023/03/10 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZlPlfOLrHr4&pp=ygUcTG9hZGluZ1JlYWR5TGl2ZSBNZWcgTW9uc3Rlcg%3D%3D
 GapFiller: for after this stream
  TXC2: worked for the Wright brothers 
 TehAmelie: is this a reverse Undertale?
  TXC2: TehAmelie  kinda
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 Natimus_Prime: Oh hey, we're back on this nonsense! awesome!
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 TehAmelie: Overhead, if you will
 GapFiller: TehAmelie who said anything abt reverse
 Raincoast_Bear: Watching end of VOD. Monster fought 3 SWAT guys.
  TXC2: Game is a bit loud
  TXC2: thank you Heather
 TehAmelie: oh good i thought it was just me getting distortion from the high notes
 PharaohBender27: 
 nickthecatbear: Also, the monster's favorite food is literally toxic waste
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 cmdrud87: also, this ame looks a lot like early Pokemon
 PharaohBender27: Maybe we *shouldn't* save humanity 
TalpTheScot:   
 TheMandrew: i remember Ganon's laugh at the game over screen in Zelda 2
  TXC2: memetic, you might say
 SK__Ren: Waap-wop-wop-wop
 Raincoast_Bear: Can't even laugh like a proper mad scientist. It's Muh-who-hah-ha-ha.
  TXC2: the game is yes, and ing us
 jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 SK__Ren: We mad the problem and sold the solution! Capitalism!
  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 TheMerricat: For those who wondered what Paul was talking about - https://youtu.be/UCCJg3WYGXI?t=22
 Raincoast_Bear: Welcome Program!
  TXC2: "a nobel prize in what?" "I don't care, they all pay the same"
 jessieimproved: just bioaccumulating, no big
 nickthecatbear: better than a creepy ass-room, I suppose
 notthepenguins: Strategic retreat from the mortal coil
 TehAmelie: it's almost as plausible as the Lovers in a Dangerous Spacetime "we loved them until they stopped fighting us" narrative
 Raincoast_Bear: Bioaccumulate the tar and then launch it into space. Win-Win.
  TXC2: we're slight seeing ON THE WAY
 beowuuf: no! time for sightseeing!
  mtvcdm: Allo
ghyllnox: Oh, it's Meg
  TXC2: hello mtvcdm
 Raincoast_Bear: Is your buddy actually there or is this a Fight Club situation?
 TheThirdTail: it looks like the top of sonic's head
jessicaengle: A hearty Paul-style "Hello" to you all
 Raincoast_Bear: Hello!
  TXC2: hello jessicaengle  welcome
ghyllnox: Oh nope it is us
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, it's almost physically painful for me
 NightValien28: they can sure hit brain damage
ghyllnox: Children crying is *supposed* to be incredibly distressing
  TXC2: the child's cry evolved to be annoying to adults so that they have to deal with it
Boopity: Oh that's not a gun 
  mtvcdm: Luckily we can just punch everything
 beowuuf: we "made retreat"
 Metric_Furlong: you mean "the swat guys who decided to make tactical retreats"
 Rourke9: why did they dump meg's mom?
  mtvcdm: What if we dumped it in the hole again
 cmdrud87: not exactly subtle
  mtvcdm: 'Safe'
  TXC2: "fairly good"
 PharaohBender27: "Fairly good idea" doesn't seem . . . good enough
  mtvcdm: 'released'
  TXC2: released.....from your mortal coil
Boopity: Fwenship 
 Metric_Furlong: Golan's going to make a tactical retreat
 PharaohBender27: Man villain guy is a douche AND dense
Boopity: Classic
 TehAmelie: does this music sound like it's riffing on the intro to FF10?
Boopity: It just sounds like soft, melancholic piano to me... so in a way, yes
  mtvcdm: Oh no, he learned Punch!
Boopity: 
Boopity: WHAT
 PharaohBender27: 
 GhostValv: D:
  mtvcdm: WHAT
 notthepenguins: WHAT
  TXC2: HOLY SHIT!
 GapFiller: 
Boopity: Ok I did NOT expect that 
LidofLoathing: nanomachines, son
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 beowuuf: nanomachines, son!
 SocraticMethod: Senator Armstrong?!
 Rourke9: youre saying we *shouldnt* have spent all that time monologuing?
 SK__Ren: Senator Armstrong?
 GapFiller: dude is RIPPED
 nickthecatbear: biggest plot twist
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
JakeKamas: Is this just Wesker?
 cmdrud87: well, this IS unexpexted
 NightValien28: NANO MACHINES SON
 SocraticMethod: @SK__Ren Same hat!
 notthepenguins: Absolutely amazing
 jacqui_lantern234: behold the power of the science!!!!!!
noSmokeFire: "I have a phd in steroids"
 SK__Ren: @SocraticMethod high five!
  TXC2: this guy is on so many steroids 
 jacqui_lantern234: (kuddos if you know what im referencing)
 pn55: We Resident Evil now.
 GapFiller: jacked af but still no match for a monster is a wyrd flex
 GapFiller: but okay
  TXC2: he's all show, no go
Boopity: Now he's also jacked????
 Metric_Furlong: I mean, it's lethal for someone
  mtvcdm: You've achieved your final form!
  TXC2: lethal to OTHER people 
 PharaohBender27: "Sorry, I left out a word there - it's a lethal WEAPON injection"
  mtvcdm: Call an ambulance! ...but not for me!
ArdentSlacker: Lets make the rebel STRONK while I'm still in the room and... within... reach? I may not have thought this through.
 beowuuf: neurotransmitters, son!
 nickthecatbear: Not just a villain monologue--a villain symposium lecture!
 IzlanntheLion: Ew meat puppet is the worst words
 SocraticMethod: steroids, son! They build in response to kinetic trauma!
Boopity: Oh god, I forgot we're weak to GUN
 accountmadeforants: Victor looks like he's about to break a few eggs to make an omelette
 notthepenguins: Maybe guard only after he takes aim?
Boopity: Bakana!
Boopity: 
  TXC2: fight the power!
 beowuuf: yeah!
Boopity: Definitely no hubris to be found here
  mtvcdm: More steroids, garcon!
Boopity: Ummmm????
 beowuuf: uh oh
 SocraticMethod: Standing here, I realize ...
 Angnor33: Yeah, that'll happen.
  TXC2: oh no it's grandfather Nurgul!
Coinman1863: Few too many button pressed there
 nickthecatbear: So much ...muscle...?
 notthepenguins: I don't think that's what muscle drugs are supposed to do...
TheAinMAP: 
thetoastmonster: not "don't do drugs, kids" just "don't do too much drugs, kids"
 SK__Ren: get caught? 
 CastleOtranto: Nancy Reagan would be proud
 beowuuf: 
Boopity: 
  TXC2: do the right amount of drugs!
 accountmadeforants: Remember, kids: If you wanna stick it to Victor, do drugs!
Boopity: He healed 
 cmdrud87: dicy
Boopity: Some real friendless behaviour
 nickthecatbear: Sounds like a new quote...
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Paul) [now] Friends don't hit friends with flesh chunks.
  LRRbot: New quote #8515: "Friends don't hit friends with flesh chunks." —Paul [2023-04-17]
  TXC2: friends only hit friends with flesh if there is continuous enthusiastic consent
Boopity: I love that him being ripped is completely unnecessary in this narrative, but they did it anyways 
 SocraticMethod: So, was the magic steroid just PCP?
Boopity: Bummer. Well anyways
 notthepenguins: It was also muted
 nickthecatbear: Yes, "Roy" is going to be responsible for killing millions of innocents. Definitely Roy's fault and not the hubris-filled doctor. Definitely
ArdentSlacker: @SocraticMethod The real magic was the pharmaceuticals we made along the way?
 SocraticMethod: Weeeeeell, technically Roy wouldn't kill anyone. Monsters don't kill people, magic waste nukes kill people.
 beowuuf: golan went to a flesh pile upstate I MEANT FARM
 SocraticMethod: He got "disposed" but we don't know what he was doing before besides being a scientist
 nickthecatbear: they "retreated"
 notthepenguins: The cold of the grave
BenByTheWay: He should have murdered dr abs
  TXC2: stun grenades, not kill grenades
Boopity: Ah yes, the human criticality project
 SocraticMethod: Alex would be malding right now with how they use criticality wrong.
Boopity: 
 accountmadeforants: An oopsie-fucky-boom-go
 notthepenguins: Somewhere else in the lab I thought
  mtvcdm: We've "met" everyone in the lab
 SK__Ren: @SocraticMethod Are they? Its supposed to be the point of no return in a reaction right? And he's basically condensing waste in his body up to that point.
 PharaohBender27:  !
 beowuuf: unkie paul
Boopity: Hooray, Paul!
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ArdentSlacker: do we only have the word of the evil science man about the exploding?
 GapFiller:  !?
  TXC2: oh yeah this game had like 3 people from LRR in it 
 cmdrud87: well, our fists met everyone in the game
 Gaelan_Maestro: Huzzah , some of my fav streamers!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: rocket man!!!!  
 jessieimproved: I have a real Uncle Paul, so it adds a strange feel to the game
Boopity: Oh, he just went 
 HIYgamer: I've been hoping you would finish this game
ArdentSlacker: launching a rocket is easy if you don't care where you're going to end up.
 SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod Criticality is when reaction is self-sustaining, but not necessarily unstable. Supercritical is when things would probably go boom. Promp Critical is when it's at point of no return.
Boopity: 
BenByTheWay: Go away you stupid dog
 beowuuf: 
 beowuuf: "dear, we don't know what you did wrong, we just know it was all your fault"
 SocraticMethod: "The monsters were trauma we encountered along the way  "
 nickthecatbear: Therapist: "It was a dream. Scientists can't be absolutely ripped, Meg. That's silly"
 SK__Ren: @SocraticMethod Good to know. Thanks for the clarification
  TXC2: and cycle will continue again 
Boopity: 
Boopity: "Callisto Protocol"
 PharaohBender27: 
  mtvcdm: one (1) sky explosion
 Metric_Furlong: remember how the game opens with adult meg looking at a red star
Boopity: 
 notthepenguins: Flesh chunks raining from the sky
  TXC2: we eat tar and then ever 15 years we explode, just like the economy 
 caimheul: Red star at night, Meg's delight?
Boopity: You're right game, Roy IS a star 
ArdentSlacker: so... we're a burning moon now?
 SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod There's a bit of nuance because they are measured from reactivity number and prompt critical has actual technical definition but that's the TLDR.
josh___something: Didn't her mom get bagged by the secret police?
Boopity: Yes, but then we beat everyone up so everything's fine now 
 Metric_Furlong: josh___something they all made tactical retreats
 beowuuf: came back and noticed the LSD fields
BenByTheWay: Wow mom's gaslighting the kid. Lying to children is just part of growing up apparently
 notthepenguins: I like that Roy managed to shoot the rocket into a stable orbit
  mtvcdm: 'You'll understand when you're older' is very often a lie
  TXC2: mtvcdm  it's code for "I don't know"/"I don't care to tell you"
 notthepenguins: Roy punched everyone to death
 caimheul: Maybe Roy hit Jupiter and turned it into a star. Now all those world are ours, except for Europa. Should not attempt a landing there.
 SocraticMethod: "Shareholders told us to pull the plug. No can do"
Asimech: @TXC2 Or "do I look like a philosophy major to you? IDK how to explain it."
noSmokeFire: no one was ripped enough to take over
  mtvcdm: Roy made everybody nap
 Natimus_Prime: Companies actually do that though.  Just shut a place down, force everyone to sign NDAs, and pretend nothing happend
 Metric_Furlong: @notthepenguins *punched everyone until they 'tactically retreated'
  TXC2: is this a lab coat or a hoodie  we have on?
Boopity: @TXC2 Yes
 SocraticMethod: @TXC2 a lab hoodie! They are comfy _and_ scientific.
 NightValien28: TXC2 yes
 GapFiller: TXC2 damnit really tempted to get a lab coat hoodie now
Boopity: Omg, Roy got to experience a rocket ship, love that for him 
 GapFiller: hope yr happy
  TXC2: GapFiller  I'm never happy 
  mtvcdm: He's getting less faded by the instance
 beowuuf: i feel like he had a change of heart and said stuff at the end of the call when she left?
Boopity: Oh, how spiffy, the rocketship had zoom installed 
Boopity: The monster council was great
 SocraticMethod: Didn't the game start with Waste Star causing problems?
josh___something: Then he just got SHOT
 Rourke9: I didnt even see the first stream and Im crying so much
Snowcookies: poor Roy
 BusTed: 
 Astramentha: 
Snowcookies: never believe evil scientists
Boopity: The evil, ripped scientist who shot us _several_ times and turned our friend into a mutant blob
Bionull: So this the same plot as Sonic Adventure 2, right?
 beowuuf: 
 accountmadeforants: @Bionull Shit, you're right
  mtvcdm: And 20 years later he's still exploding
josh___something: Or he's just become incandescent
detectiveYarmas: being 5 is the worst plot hole
Boopity: Now the world ends
Boopity: CREDITS????
 BusTed: Dang.
Boopity: 
  mtvcdm: You go to credits THERE?
ArdentSlacker: @josh___something Grossly incandescent is a dark souls thing, not a monster hearts thing! 
  TXC2: FAKE OUT!
Boopity: Oh my god, goddammit game
  mtvcdm: OKAY I WAS GONNA SAY
Bionull: Cowards
Snowcookies: booo fake credits 
 GapFiller: what is this Death Stranding nonsense
 notthepenguins: The flower dimension
 caimheul: It's magic drugs!
josh___something: Magic, drugs... Same thing
BenByTheWay: "Huh?" Is also my reaction
  mtvcdm: Our own personal magic tar!
Boopity: Look at that big one 
Bionull: The last time a flower made the screen this weird was Undertale.
Boopity: It's so well rendered 
 SocraticMethod: First PCP, now LSD. This game is really hard on the messaging.
 CururuGuasu: You’ve created a paradox!
 notthepenguins: Is she gonna tell her past self the truth and have her avert this future
 Wolfstrike_NL: So...that lesson about taking drugs...
  TXC2: we were our own mom the entire time!
 notthepenguins: Via the flower dimension
  mtvcdm: wait
 notthepenguins: SHE IS
  mtvcdm: HANG ON
Boopity: ????? Is this a time communication flower?
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 SK__Ren: Is there a NG+ second ending?
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 memnus: Eee I get to catch this one live?
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  TXC2: Jump back to reality?
Boopity: The wording on that sentence?
 IzlanntheLion: Break the cycle
 SocraticMethod: There goes gravity
BenByTheWay: Ope there goes gravity
 notthepenguins: The time flower field
 undecided44: Still looks like the arena for "the Boss" in MGS3
Boopity: There he is! Best boy!
Bionull: Even weirder joining the stream at this point
Boopity: I love how these flashbacks are a great reminder for us 
Snowcookies: oh are we playing as Meg now?
josh___something: Is this a flashback, or can we change fate now?
 IzlanntheLion: Reconing hus death already
ghyllnox: Is this NG+? I wonder, if you don't eat any goo
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ghyllnox: Ah, nope
 GapFiller: NG+ implies we finished the first playthru
 SocraticMethod: @ghyllnox, nope Roy was exploding before the start of the game
Boopity: Peace!
 A_Dub888: "Alright boys capet bomb 'em!"
 Wolfstrike_NL: No ladders allowed and all
Boopity: All the council members were absolute dorks and I love them
  TXC2: and they all kept giving parenting tips instead of fighting roy
Boopity: Yeah, like oddly sensible parenting tips 
 A_Dub888: !card chain reaction
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  mtvcdm: The youths might have a good idea? Preposterous!
 Astramentha: Ah, max chaos
josh___something: This is not a good council
Boopity: Ladder lore!
  mtvcdm: gasp!
 CururuGuasu: Lots of Intels in the salvage yard
 GhostValv: chekhov's ladder 
Boopity: 
josh___something: Chekov's LADDER!
ArdentSlacker: wtf
 Metric_Furlong: !break
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TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/ClearRichTapirThisIsSparta-5YC3puA1BUN_mJuG
 BusTed: Future Meg is going to cause herself to be erased.
Boopity: This game is great
BenByTheWay: That is a fantastic fake-out
  TXC2: !break
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 GreatWahooney: this sure is a wild ride
Boopity: Ohhh @memnus a lot has happened 
Snowcookies: Time to watch the first hour I missed 
 PharaohBender27: @memnus You missed quite a bit, if you just got here
 KyranTheWalker: Time travel flowers. What will they think of now
 Mischievous_Catgeist: this music feels very ghibli inspired
 memnus: Oh, curse the mastodon lrr feed being behind by an hour!
Snowcookies: I came here about 15 mins ago so I felt like I came for the end of the stream lol
Boopity: I mean, I think we're close? But I don't think any of us expected us to go back in time 
 memnus: Guess I'll catch this one on the vod after all!
 SplittingImage77: How’s everyone.
 SplittingImage77: Oops, I clearly don’t know how to put a question mark on my ipad
 beowuuf: you're lucky autocorrect didn't strike 
 SocraticMethod: Doing a quick search, looks like there is enough game left for one more stream, more or less
Boopity: Huh, neat!
 SplittingImage77: Who’s playing?
 SocraticMethod: Paul and Heather
 beowuuf: so the six hours total is accurate?
 accountmadeforants: You know what, "there's more game, actually", is a really solid twist
Snowcookies: The pH team
 SplittingImage77: Nice nice
 beowuuf: pH balance representing!
 SplittingImage77: Litmus stream
  TXC2: OH MY, more DDLC from Adam ?
 beowuuf: wait, adam's going back to doki doki tomorrow?
Boopity: OOooh
 SocraticMethod: @beowuuf I depends on secret hunting, but streaming the main plot also takes longer than playing solo.
 beowuuf: true
 beowuuf: wb
  TXC2: and we're back
 ScrapyardGhostTrain: An amount of Meg's Monster.
  mtvcdm: The medium 2 of Meg's Monster?
Boopity: Cough up that ladder old man!
 BusTed: Like Minit
Boopity: Ladders are a big no no!
ArdentSlacker: How did they do the roofs if they don't get to have ladders?
  TXC2: they build the roofs first, then prop them with the bricks 
 GreatWahooney: @ArdentSlacker by standing on each others shoulders maybe?
Boopity: Genius
Boopity: Oh, we're going back anyways 
  mtvcdm: It's a naturally-occurring skull head
 roastbeefsandwitch: Hmmm, same art style and possibly team as Undertale.
 SplittingImage77: What kind of game is this?
Boopity: I don't think it's the same team, but it is obviously heavily inspired
 TemporallyAwry: At least it wasn't "you have to tell the skull a joke" 
 BusTed: Maybe we'll get a separate act to tell the old guy's story.
 SocraticMethod: @SplittingImage77 A visual novel RPG, I think
  TXC2: SplittingImage77  there's turn based combat
ArdentSlacker: "Gosh, that fade to black was convenient for our animation budget."
 SplittingImage77: Got it got it
Boopity: Ladder animations? In this economy?
Asimech: Secret tunnel through the skull mouth.
Boopity: THEY DID NOT
  mtvcdm: THEY DID
  TXC2: they sure did
ArdentSlacker: He Scrooge McDuck-bounced.
Boopity: Golan????
  mtvcdm: Have at you!
 SocraticMethod: Golan's gonna stab a snitch
BenByTheWay: Don't use the tar!
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/HappyConsiderateKoalaCoolStoryBro-v2IYRvNsrHtuCgMh
Boopity: Menacingly!
  mtvcdm: Oh we're back on happiness meter.
 SplittingImage77: He’s packing under that coat
 SplittingImage77: Monster gats
Boopity: A yakuza style clothes rip off would be amazing
 accountmadeforants: Oh yeah, the flappy cape pls
BenByTheWay: Power of abs?
  mtvcdm: Why is everyone so ripped
Boopity: No, he's just ripped 
 accountmadeforants: Nanomachines, son!
  TXC2: Gods is everyone jacked?
josh___something: The power of he's just fuckin RIPPED
 GapFiller: mtvcdm tbf Gus being shredded makes sense
noSmokeFire: fashionably shredded jeans
 Metric_Furlong: it's a wrestling move
Boopity: All the council members are like weebs for human culture, remember?
 TheMandrew: Rainmaker Lariat?  he's Okada?
 accountmadeforants: Everyone in this game is just Senator Armstrong.
 GapFiller: really the only surprise swole was the scientist
 accountmadeforants: Including Roy
 SocraticMethod: I'm 90% sure it's a fighting game reference but I can't figure which character specifically
 SplittingImage77: Reminds me of that Dreamworks monster wrestling movie
Boopity: We didn't even use magic tar before getting shot before, did we?
 GapFiller: the rest have been monsters so ofc theyd all be ripped af
 MAPBoardgames: This feels like a 'supposed to lose' battle
Bionull: Kinda missing that machete
 GhostValv: haha
Boopity: Paul is pretty cool I hear
 beowuuf: lol
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Charlymandias: All jerks are human, therefore all humans are jerks
 BusTed: It was stated on the internet!
 GreatWahooney: hello highlight reel
  TXC2: sorry I missed it, what was the quote?
 matthaus_c: the spikes -help- you grapple
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I don't have the exact wording
 SplittingImage77: Maybe they’re not spikes, just really thick hairs
chaostreader: Paul “not really a jerk” Saunders
Boopity: https://clips.twitch.tv/FaithfulFlirtyClintSMOrc-fkF4jjOXPArbCY-i
 MAPBoardgames: The A button? I'd tap that!
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay no I had it right 
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/DelightfulPeppyTomatoDuDudu-Mpc4lWF1RoyKIaRI
  Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Heather) [now] Paul: not really a jerk.
  LRRbot: New quote #8516: "Paul: not really a jerk." —Heather [2023-04-17]
shtevie3: i see ... *dies*
Boopity: His back is so muscly!
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/KindRockyLardM4xHeh-3z_rSvaAxdfXLAqT
 SplittingImage77: His back has a face
 SocraticMethod: Guns did do tons of damage to Roy
 accountmadeforants: His back looks like a Cacodemon with eye(s) closed.
josh___something: Damn, bro's back is jacked
  TXC2: Gustav with the JF Caron like back 
JakeKamas: https://clips.twitch.tv/AmazingDeafBeanGingerPower-CqVfrlKio2UA4sKi
 matthaus_c: the neutrality pact probably saves the humans money, if anything else
JakeKamas: Oh wow like four clips of that
 SplittingImage77: You’re in the skulls throat
 GhostValv: D:
BenByTheWay: Saarlac time
Boopity: D:
noSmokeFire: what is a pit but the earth's butt
 Earthenone: !holes
  LRRbot: Water go down the hoooooollllle.
Boopity: Heather, this isn't rhythm sprout
 MAPBoardgames: Something is weird here
 SplittingImage77: Woah Tiny Toons reference!  I see your!
 SocraticMethod: Roy is having a bad trip
Boopity: Mean tunnel 
BenByTheWay: Intestine tract of negative self-doubts?
 Rourke9: did future!meg tell us to be mean?
 Rourke9: oh maybe this IS a mean tunnel
 SocraticMethod: So we have PCP, LSD and now magic mushrooms
  mtvcdm: The real skull rock was our insecurities all along
josh___something: I feel like our cohost has a conflict of interest 
Boopity: Oh it totally is a bad thoughts tunnel
 MAPBoardgames: People talking to you when they aren't facing you...
 PharaohBender27: Oh no it's a tunnel of self-loathing!
 matthaus_c: attack the darkness!
Bionull: The Tunnel of Loathe
 accountmadeforants: She just wanted to take a nap, unrelated
 SocraticMethod: A Gaslight tunnel 
Boopity: Quick, write a crapshot in here!
josh___something: The monster cloaca
  TXC2: strange miasma = carbon monoxide 
Asimech: "This moustache doubles as a gas mask, you know."
Boopity: Going to describe my farts as strange miasma from now on
 SplittingImage77: Grandpa bounced back to reality
BenByTheWay: He should have warned them ahead of time. So he endangered then "saved" them
 matthaus_c: more of that strange miasma... must be nothing
Bionull: Can't spell council without I
Boopity: 
 SplittingImage77: Top six maybe
 TehAmelie: i dreamed i had a fight with several huge jerk dragons if that counts
Bionull: Number 5! Bagels
 matthaus_c: maybe her bedroom is sinewy
Boopity: If your bedroom is fleshy, please consult a doctor
Boopity: Not wrong
  TXC2: maybe her bedroom is more toothy
 SplittingImage77: Teeth teeth teeth
ParanoidRabbit: @Boopity or an exorcist?
 MAPBoardgames: All humans suck*
 MAPBoardgames: *except Paul
 SocraticMethod: @TXC2 more elesh norn-y?
Boopity: @ParanoidRabbit Doctor-exorcist?
 matthaus_c: oh hey she's not ripped! yet..
  TXC2: SocraticMethod  exactly
Boopity: Wait for her to take her jacket off and she's also ripped
BenByTheWay: I'm so glad it makes it clear she's wearing a blue dress
Boopity: WHAT
Boopity: 
 beowuuf: "this is the game that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends..."
 SocraticMethod: It's a fakeout ending, end of Act 2. We are in act 3 now.
Boopity: You can do diagonals?? 
  TXC2: use your rhythm powers Heather!
Boopity: Look, some people are into that. dpm
Boopity: *don't kinkshame
 MAPBoardgames: It's not like I wanted to protect her, baka!
Bionull: The true monster is bad excuses
BenByTheWay: So if Meg is a good person then maybe we were the bad guys this whole time
Boopity: 
Boopity: At that point that would just be a rhythm game!
Boopity: We are totally fighting all of them
 SocraticMethod: None of the council members were really fought
Snowcookies: You fought the bodyguard
josh___something: We only fought gustav
Boopity: We only fought gustav for a short bit
 Rourke9: maybe he used to be a human?
 SocraticMethod: Gustav peaced out after 1-2 hits
Boopity: We got out of the butthole tunnel!
 SocraticMethod: Emotional baggage? More like emotional shipping container 
Boopity: 
  mtvcdm: Fishing!
flumph234: Emotional Baggage…best stored in the overhead.
 beowuuf: and now this is it for the stream 
  TXC2: (throws shoe to the floor) EMOTIONAL BAGGAGE!
 Wolfstrike_NL: Are we gonna need a third sstream? 
 MAPBoardgames: "All mushrooms are edible. Some mushrooms are edible more than once!"
josh___something: "don't"
 SplittingImage77: I love the depiction of emotional baggage in Psychonauts
flumph234: I second.
flumph234: Dn’t.
 beowuuf: big if true
 A_Dub888: !card slimefoot stowaway
  LRRbot: Slimefoot, the Stowaway [1BG] | Legendary Creature — Fungus [2/3] | Whenever a Saproling you control dies, Slimefoot, the Stowaway deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. / {4}: Create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.
Snowcookies: The colourful ones are the non-toxic ones yeah?
flumph234: …sure.
ArdentSlacker: Find a fungi youtuber, lichen subscribe...
 beowuuf: you're in a garbage pod. A smegging garbage pod.
 Metric_Furlong: @ArdentSlacker boo!
 Metric_Furlong: boo
 Mischievous_Catgeist: trash monster pandas
  mtvcdm: Roy wants the tar
 matthaus_c: smaller monsters?
Bionull: The crayons
 LurkerSpine: maybe she smuggled goldfish
  TXC2: shuffle cats, dank rugitons
 SocraticMethod: The colorful ones meant they want to be eaten. Tjat
 Wolfstrike_NL: We did make a "burger"
 SocraticMethod: That's how aposematism works, right?
 SplittingImage77: Old, good, or super?
 SK__Ren: Wait, quick. Tell Serge
 TemporallyAwry: I feel like it was a plot-point that we looked for cans of food?  But I might be wrong.
Boopity: I remember we went to buy food
  mtvcdm: Cutscene fishing? Worst.
  TXC2: don't suspicious, your delicious!
 SocraticMethod: The "food" wasn't really fit for human consumption unless you like prions
 SocraticMethod: Now you know how it feels like to be NPC while the PC pauses the main quest to fish.
Boopity: They were waiting for us 
  mtvcdm: Look, we were gonna have a fight up there, it was gonna be epic
Boopity: "I was just waiting here for a boss fight, but you started doing side content"
 PharaohBender27: 
  mtvcdm: feeeesh
 GapFiller:  has there ever been a bad video game w/ a fishing minigame? suddenly developed this off cuff theory that video game quality and fishing minigame presence are directly related
  TXC2: well an fish
 TheMerricat: And this is how Golan died a second time
josh___something: All of the little fish condensed to beeg fish
Boopity: A Fshight if you will
  mtvcdm: oh no we're gonna feed him one of the death mushrooms
 TemporallyAwry:  ... this section seems a little fishy 
 Astramentha: Fish punch fish punch fish punch
 SocraticMethod: @GapFiller I'm pretty sure there was a fishing minigame in one of the Watch+Play streams
 GapFiller:  we shd ask James for his opinion here
Boopity: That is not how I pictured that silhouette
TheAinMAP: "Big ol' fish!"
 BusTed: Dredge (2023)
 accountmadeforants: That fish got a health set of chompers
  TXC2: why does it have teeth?
 beowuuf: late night fish fight! late night fish fight!
 MAPBoardgames: Time for some fish slapping
 GhostValv: D:
Boopity: @TXC2 To eat, duh
 GreatWahooney: that fish looks like it's having a bad time
 TemporallyAwry: !teeth
  TXC2: Boopity  touché
 Astramentha: D:
 MAPBoardgames:  
  mtvcdm: I once punched a fish thissssss big!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah, Sheepshead Fish
 TehAmelie: it's terrible D:
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: https://www.smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/sheepshead-fish-human-teeth-plucked-north-carolina-coast-180978396/
ArdentSlacker: They're "teeth" more than like, teeth. So... worse than teeth, really.
 GreatWahooney: we've established that Meg can be told to step away, right? now seems like a good time for that
uchihab7: Sheepshead fish
 CastleOtranto: Thanks, I hate it
 Astramentha: Oh I hate that
 Mischievous_Catgeist: sheepshead fish i catch them on the regular very creepy
  TXC2: GhostofJeffGoldblum  oh that's just not ok
SniHjen: Finally a real RPG 
Boopity: Oh my god there IS a fishing minigame in this!
Asimech: @Mischievous_Catgeist You have my deepest sympathies. They would make me stop fishing.
 MAPBoardgames: Way easier than Stardew's minigame
 TehAmelie: hehe, "scale"
 matthaus_c: beat the crap out of a trout
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's true, actually
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I fought a salmon, barefisted
 MAPBoardgames: That tracks
 MAPBoardgames: @matthaus_c Beat the Carp out it!
 beowuuf: it's called a hook for a reason 
  TXC2: bear fisted
 matthaus_c: @MAPBoardgames ughhh I hate it great job
 TehAmelie: alternately, beat the Devilfish out of it
 Wolfstrike_NL: They fight bear-fisted?
 matthaus_c: those teeth looked nutritious
Boopity: We got our fishing minigame 
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 MAPBoardgames: "I hate wait."
Snowcookies: "You're wasting my time, stop doing sidequests!" - bosses
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the perfect child killer...
 GreatWahooney: I wouldn't mind some broccoli
Boopity: 
 beowuuf: blockli
Boopity: @beowuuf Wooooow
 ContingentCat: broccili is so good when cooked well though 
Asimech: Well, the second and third. The most dangerous is the legendary arroccoli.
Snowcookies: broccoli tastes good, ppl are just bad at cooking it
Boopity: So many vegetables are great and people just don't know how to cook them
 TheMerricat: Kids don't like broccoli because they still have super sensitive taste buds and thus broccoli taste really bitter to them
 Metric_Furlong: the path is too narrow for Roy to walk with one of the others, I think
SniHjen: you didn't get broccolied
 matthaus_c: fish out the broccoli and fight it
 CaptainSpam: We will eat EVERY.  SINGLE.  BROCCOLI.
 TheMerricat: When does she realizes she's stuck between them
 Astramentha: Sebastian you’re supposed to be HELPING
 SocraticMethod: @TheMerricat Game has been using he/him for Len. He's a little gremlin and we love him.
Boopity: There was SO much game left
 matthaus_c: so it means we -can- test out if this is his only life
 beowuuf: it's fun if you do a 'repeat' of the story to make the gameplay fresh 
Boopity: How nice of Sebastian to design this puzzle exactly for one beam blocking monster, one button pressing monster, and a tiny child
 Metric_Furlong: Boopity to be fair, it's an obstacle course, not a death trap
 Astramentha: I mean…. Have you tried just disobeying
Bionull: After he decides not to please push the button anyway
 BusTed: Definitely Lost Viking vibes.
  TXC2: or like GTAV
 SocraticMethod: I think there is about half an hour of to hour game left
SniHjen: just take both cards
  mtvcdm: Go left!
Boopity: Are we playing the Yugioh that Roy invented the other day
 TemporallyAwry: !chat
  LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
Snowcookies: !advice
josh___something: >yes  Yes
 MAPBoardgames: Wait a minute! Our deck is missing two cards! I want them both!
Bionull: I like that she has personalized card backs
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: It's cheaper at night to ride the eyeball.
JakeKamas: No Country for Old Men vibes
 SocraticMethod: He is wearing magician's suit
 Rourke9: so true @LRRbot
Bionull: I'd believe that with the other card you just don't fight
Snowcookies: I wonder if "businessman onesie" is a thing
 SK__Ren: @JakeKamas Heads or Tails?
Boopity: We fougth their bodyguard, who used all of their techniques
 GapFiller: 
Snowcookies: We fought the guard who did attacks the council members do
SniHjen: I bet they didn't move at all
 SK__Ren: right
Boopity: It's cool how all the council members have unique minigames
  mtvcdm: Right
ArdentSlacker: right
CrazymattCaptain: right
Ainvar87: Center
ArdentSlacker: crowdsource ftw
 TemporallyAwry: Always go Left 
 matthaus_c: turtle!
Boopity: What the fff???
 MAPBoardgames: Turtle!
 SK__Ren: right?
ArdentSlacker: damn turtle
mjiig: I was definitely expecting it to ask a question about the turtle
 SocraticMethod: That's the inverse of man in a gorilla suit effect
 LurkerSpine: 100 distraction bits
  TXC2: oh no, double team!
 SK__Ren: The one that talked lol
ArdentSlacker: she's the one that was talking.
Boopity: Oh 
 BusTed: You just got downloaded.
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DarlingBoxyPuffinStinkyCheese-_w644fI-pelNvE9e
josh___something: Fold?
 SocraticMethod: Busted is Blackjack
 MAPBoardgames: It's time for her to fold
 Rourke9: friend!
 beowuuf: you literally mentioned her sneak attacks earlier 
 A_Dub888: !card sneak attack
  LRRbot: Sneak Attack [3R] | Enchantment | {R}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. That creature gains haste. Sacrifice the creature at the beginning of the next end step.
Boopity: Is this Attack on Titan?
 A_Dub888: Time to yeet the child
josh___something: (copy)
 CaptainSpam: Welp, bridge is out.  That's the end of the game!
SniHjen: final(9)(copy)
Boopity: (copy)_(copy)
  mtvcdm: Sure
 TemporallyAwry: Great grip strength 
  TXC2: Trobsters
 Mischievous_Catgeist: coconut crabs
Boopity: This game is BotW too?
  mtvcdm: Red light, green light
Snowcookies: backloading mechanics smh
 CaptainSpam: So all we need is a ton of stamina foods we can wolf down during the climb, and...
ArdentSlacker: "... and I'm just dead weight."
Boopity: Magic Tar is cool and all, but have you heard of Magic the gathering?
Boopity: They really said "we can't afford game design until the second half"
SniHjen: body, heart, mind
 Metric_Furlong: Boopity hey now, let's not introduce another toxic waste product to the setting 
Boopity: @Metric_Furlong 
josh___something: This is just really sticky rock
 matthaus_c: no one else has the Magic Lobster Claw of Climbing
  mtvcdm: People fill in their own clear times, it's an estimate.
 SocraticMethod: I think you have about half an hour left?
 roastbeefsandwitch: Roy, as a Magic card, would be Creature - Chad Crab
Boopity: One person's top is another person's bottom?
ArdentSlacker: maybe save?
 LurkerSpine: how long to beat is also self selecting for people who seem to try and beat the game relatively quickly
ghyllnox: He wouldn't need to cut off the whole arm even
  mtvcdm: It autosaves
 Metric_Furlong: Outer Wall 2: Electric Boogaloo
  TXC2: he bounced 
 GreatWahooney: he bounced up here, obviously
Angreed66: Should've just used the lasers to make it a clean cut
 Invitare: He took the stairs
Boopity: "There's an elevator, didn't you see it?"
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 matthaus_c: he's gonna shrug off the cloak and be ripped too
 Metric_Furlong: "Len is technically helping, in that if they weren't on the counsil they'd be actively making things worse"
Boopity: @matthaus_c I want nothing more than this
4 raiders from Hulyen have joined!
  TXC2: hello Raiders
 Hulyen:  
frissonic: thanks. glad to be here.
Boopity: Test fight!
josh___something: Oh for FUCKS SAKE
Snowcookies: ah a test of strength
 GhostValv: ???
Boopity: WHAT
 CaptainSpam: "Oh, and power tools.  That's the other part of my secret."
josh___something: Oh SHIT he has a GUN
Angreed66: Man with power armour calling it
TheAinMAP: This is not a drill: he has a drill.
 Rourke9: he was one of the scientists for sure then
 Rourke9: and/or used to be a human
Meowish:    
Veste: monster by megstake
Snowcookies: grandpa wants us to punch him so it's fine
Boopity: Rude
Bruceski: He's got a mosquito!
josh___something: Wh... Why make that
 Astramentha: Oh an LRAD
 TemporallyAwry: #FreeQuincy
 GreatWahooney: Quincy did nothing wrong!
  TXC2: Free Quincy, uincy did nothing wrong
  TXC2: I'm 33 and I can still hear that tone 
 GhostValv: D:
Boopity: 
Snowcookies: oop
 BusTed: Haha.
  mtvcdm: Why do we even have that mode?
Boopity: Love me a good anti-elder frequency
  TXC2: anti-elder tone = dubstep 
josh___something: 
 LurkerSpine: i too would like to know what a make shift crowbar is
Bruceski: Fashioned a crowbar using nothing but some tape and a crowbar
Snowcookies: I think this guy is attacking with "random stuff go!"
 matthaus_c: here we learn Roy is younger than Meg
 GhostValv: 
 BusTed: He is kinda ripped
Boopity: HE IS RIPPED YES
 Astramentha: ………
 beowuuf: 
 matthaus_c: YES
josh___something: I fuckin KNEW IT
 laundreydhull: Hey! I've seen this cartoon!
 roastbeefsandwitch: cool grandpa
  TXC2: EVERYONE IS YOKED!
 GhostValv: grandpa lookin kinda... swole
 GhostValv: Iroh
 SocraticMethod: Iroh
josh___something: Iroh
  TXC2: Uncle Iroh
 LurkerSpine: king boomi?
 SplittingImage77: Q
MWGNZ: everyone love Buff Uncle Iroh
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah that sequence is the best
 SplittingImage77: I hope Meg is ripped too
  Akaiatana: @SplittingImage77 What a horrible thing to say! We're trying to stop that!
 CaptainSpam: "You know what you need to do.  Yeet the child over the wall."
 SplittingImage77: It’s like that episode of Samurai Jack with Momotaro, maybe after all the fighting Meg will be a hardcore warrior
  mtvcdm: 
  TXC2: it's like it's the pivotal part of the plot or something 
 CaptainSpam: "Don't worry, I won't explain a thing to you.  Move along!"
 Rourke9: oh he was DEF a scientist then
 SK__Ren: Are these elders disposed of researchers?
Snowcookies: BUT
Boopity: "Eat my lobster arm"
 fiftymcnasty: From the marsh
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SniHjen: swamp mellows
 CaptainSpam: What's in black market marshmallows?  BONES.  Do not ask further questions!
  mtvcdm: I believe they're called
  TXC2: "black-market marshmallows: they're the mallowest!"
 SplittingImage77: Marshmarrow?
  mtvcdm: 'mature'
  mtvcdm: The Peeps are MATURE
 CaptainSpam: Peeps are... nah.
  mtvcdm: I brought Peeps to Moonbase 3 once. You stuffed them into Ian for a Crapshot.
 LurkerSpine: the peep outer texture just makes me feel gross for some reason
 Rourke9: oh so this game is Rashomon
josh___something: We need to pad the runtime
  Akaiatana: The peeps at the moonbase aren't THAT old! Beej is like 30!
Asimech: @mtvcdm I had been thinking there must be a backstory for that Crapshot. Now I know.
SniHjen: It's called trust
Snowcookies: oh no
Boopity: 
  mtvcdm: Friends never throw hunks of their own flesh at friends.
Boopity: Amazing callback
SniHjen: he could of killed her, but chose NOT to
 CaptainSpam: "Hey, have I mentioned how much of my friend you are?  I've got citations which I will include in the bibliography."
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: but what if....a pony that WASN'T cute?!
 CaptainSpam: "Ponies are cute!  But have you ever wanted to draw one?  Well, tune in next for..."
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @CaptainSpam o no
 SK__Ren: "Killer bracelet dude!" "You have no idea"
Boopity: Yeet yourself off the cliff!
  mtvcdm: 128 hours later
Snowcookies: eek
Boopity: Maybe it just grows back
  TXC2: "We all know ponies are cute" (Picture goes inverse colour) "But what if they weren't?"
TheAinMAP: 
 CaptainSpam: Hey, you're back.  Nice bandage.  Anyway...
 GreatWahooney: overreacting much?
 CaptainSpam: "Man, are you sure about that necklace?" "Y'know, you're right, hang on..." "NO WAIT"
 Alness49: "What do you think of my shoes?" "FINE! THEY'RE GREAT!"
 corianderd: i'm hearing a lot of criticism here. I can promise a complete lack of horses today
 GapFiller: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (28m from now).
  mtvcdm: Hi Cori, this game went a lot longer than intended
 Rourke9: no horses??
 beowuuf: @corianderd since when did cdhc turn in to a house of lies? 
 GhostValv: 
SniHjen: he chose to lose a hand, instead of betraying you
 GapFiller: Rourke9 cant horse wont horse
 TemporallyAwry: !phrasing
  LRRbot: Have we ever done phrasing? Like, actually?
  TXC2: beowuuf  day 1? 
 GhostValv: ah... brojob 
 beowuuf: @TXC2 
  Akaiatana: If they don't find you handy, at least they'll find you friendsome.
Boopity: And now it won
 GapFiller: beowuuf Heather HAS been on Horse Club
 GapFiller: more than once
Boopity: t*won't have to come to me throwing my hunks of flesh at you!
Snowcookies: We learned that James can't colour hourses properly 
 GapFiller: Snowcookies James really shdve just stuck to drawing circles 
 beowuuf: horses? yes. hats> no
 CaptainSpam: Don't be such a baby.  Limbs grow back! [aside to dove: No they don't]
 GapFiller: mmm eclairs
Boopity: We made a human burger
 TemporallyAwry: The Handburger
josh___something: A meat
SniHjen: "a meat"
  mtvcdm: The bread cube abides
  TXC2: the  burger
  Akaiatana: D'eclairations!
 Rourke9: Yea, but Paul wasnt aware of that
JakeKamas: Yes but Paul didn't know that
 Rourke9: of Sebastian setting him up, I mean
SniHjen: and the people fighting you are helping you
Snowcookies: Except Paul, who is not a jerk
Bruceski: YOUR SOUL!
Boopity: He just took in a random robot!??
 Mangledpixel: "Sebastian you son of a b..."
Boopity: Joey, how could you betray me like this? 
 CaptainSpam: Think of the eclairs, Paul.  The eclairs.
 CaptainSpam: "In fact, It was *I* who sent *YOU*, Sebastian!"
josh___something: Not AGAIN
  mtvcdm: Top 10 Meg's Monster Betrayals (includes apology)
Caldurin: I bet the robot is ripped as well
  TXC2: Gods this game goes deep
 SocraticMethod: some Chronic Backstabbing Syndrome happening here
 SK__Ren: Flashbacks within flashbacks? What is this, "The Name of the Wind"?
Boopity: Oh my god, how many flashbacks is too deep?
  mtvcdm: Okay, there's a rule that if you nominate yourself for the Nobel you're automatically disqualified
SniHjen: yes
 CaptainSpam: "I think we've earned ourselves a break." "No... you see, this has all been part of my plan to..."
Bruceski: right arm is lobster
 SocraticMethod: You say that Paul, but have you heard about the plastic eating bacteria scientist have been developing?
Boopity: We are the robot now! Best game.
 beowuuf: aww
 PharaohBender27: 
  TXC2: LE GASP!
 CaptainSpam: GAWRSH
josh___something: And hair... I guess?
 Rourke9: yea and Sebastian is probably another scientist?
  Akaiatana: Chute first, ask questions later
 A_Dub888: Joebacca
 SocraticMethod: I just noticed that the head scientist is much bigger than other two.
Boopity: Looking at the other humans next to Dr. Abs, he _does_ look jacked
 Metric_Furlong: I don't think they're very good scientists
JakeKamas: I think he's addressing Paul specifically
Angreed66: These are sketchy labs
Boopity: It's almost like these scientists aren't doing a good job
 CaptainSpam: Anyway, let's go get an eclair.
Asimech: "I have all of the files in my backup drive. And only the backup drive."
Snowcookies: I think this science lab isn't following ethics
  Akaiatana: Local recording? Is this a Checkpoint?
 SocraticMethod: Corporate liability needs to delete anything that can be used in discovery against them
 PharaohBender27: LOCKSS -  Lots Of Copies Keeps Stuff Safe
SniHjen: Parasol corporation?
JakeKamas: Victor was the ripped scientist
 Metric_Furlong: no, victor's the evil muscle scientist
  mtvcdm: Gee, Paul, you think the science place that tosses people down a big hole isn't a good science place?
 beowuuf: history is written by the victors
 Metric_Furlong: "he's probably sulking in his room, writing history"
  TXC2: I like how Paul's robot voice is just Arnie 
  mowdownjoe: #blamePaul
  mtvcdm: Toss him down the Paul Wall
Boopity: 
 balfizan: clip it!
 SocraticMethod: "Disposing of Paul" sounds like ancient parable
  mtvcdm: I'm tossing that in !advice
SniHjen: "disposing of employees is sub optimal
 CaptainSpam: "OH.  I DID NOT THINK ABOUT THAT."
  TXC2: actual conversation Laugh-o-tron has had 
josh___something: WAIT... SHIT
Snowcookies: is that how human bodies get sent down there?
  Akaiatana: He hit his head, though, and now all he can say is Eclairs
Asimech: *After tossing Paul down.* "Well, that was a-Paul-ing."
 CaptainSpam: "ANYWAY, HELP ME OBI-WAN KENOBI, ETC, ETC, YOU GET THE IDEA."
  Akaiatana: The ghostbuster mouse poster is cute!
 SocraticMethod: The robot classifiest into two categories: [PAUL] and [NOT PAUL]
 SocraticMethod: Morgan
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/ImportantLachrymoseHamRickroll-BstQx-GtUAiHWw2X
 Astramentha: Overstimulated
 SocraticMethod: Aren't we in a flashback of flashback?
  mtvcdm: Remember how this was gonna be done in like an hour tops?
  mtvcdm: We're sorry in advance Cori
Boopity: Robots. Less conspicuous than monsters
 beowuuf: a double agent!
Snowcookies: robot wanted to be with his friend
  TXC2: does this robot have a hard AI ?
 SocraticMethod: Probably because there are tons of identical models of those robots
 SocraticMethod: So, robot has a Stockholm Syndrome?
Boopity: That's actually really sweet 
  mtvcdm: The robots have taken over
SniHjen: 16?!
 Metric_Furlong: that's why the anti-youth sound hurt him
Boopity: Wow, Roy is BABY
 beowuuf: LOL
Boopity: Casually take your brain out
  mtvcdm: Oh, here ya go
Bruceski: "Humans can handle a chainsaw to the face, right?"
 PharaohBender27: 
  mtvcdm: All four of us, in sequence
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's like, a character building fight
  TXC2: more layers then an ogre
Boopity: 
 GhostValv: D:
Boopity: He TOTALLY is the third scientist
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Paul, are you plotting again?
TheAinMAP: 
  TXC2: !findquote know
  LRRbot: Quote #8505: "We gamers, we know what we're doing." —James [2023-04-04]
 Metric_Furlong: the dreaded omnicross
  mtvcdm: HOW IS THIS GOING TO SESSION 3
 SocraticMethod: I think you are pretty close
josh___something: XD
Boopity: It's a vicious cycle
JakeKamas: Would you guys be up for doing a third session some time in the future?
 Metric_Furlong: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:51:14.
Snowcookies: lol
 SocraticMethod: But it might be over 10 minutes
 SK__Ren: Oh no! We're stuck in a time loop
Snowcookies: one more?
 Wolfstrike_NL: See you in 2 months!
noSmokeFire: next time: NG+++
josh___something: Maybe we'll have a next stream where we're doing this whole charade again
 Metric_Furlong: tune in next session, where we beat the boss and then activate the next timeloop 
 accountmadeforants: You thought it'd be over in 10 minutes last stream, too 
Boopity: This game HAS been fantastic so far!
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 SocraticMethod: Sorry, I meant you have about 15-30 mins of game left but Horses start in 10 minutes
 accountmadeforants: Now the devs are furiously working behind the scenes to add another 3 hours of content before your next stream 
  TXC2: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 beowuuf: thanks for the bonus stream!
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Heather and Paul
  mtvcdm: I see the store's still actually open, Beej hasn't closed it yet
 PharaohBender27: Thanks for the stream!
Boopity: Thank you for the stream!
 SocraticMethod: Thanks for the stream
Snowcookies: ty for stream
trainumwalking: Bye!
 GapFiller: !lrrmove
 GapFiller: !next
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
  TXC2: don't wake sleeping Beej's
  mtvcdm: If you get in before Beej gets there, lucky you
 GapFiller: Marvel Snap which btw James really wanted to be on
 GapFiller: but got double booked for
  mtvcdm: Wheeler did it
 GapFiller: reminder James is the schedule guy too
 CanPlayGames: I think Wheeler did?
 SocraticMethod: There was Snap stream
 matthaus_c: Wheeler played it, dropped it halfway through the month
josh___something: Wheeler played it twice then hated it?
  mtvcdm: He wasn't a fan apparently
 Metric_Furlong: Minecraft? on Mine O'clock?
 A_Dub888: ages ages
 A_Dub888: ages
 beowuuf: legends legends legends legends
  Juliamon: It's not that he hated it, he just hated how it was gated
  Juliamon: ie. being stuck in pools
 beowuuf: lol
 Metric_Furlong: sold
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josh___something: SOLD
 beowuuf: 
  TXC2: DeM0nFiRe  
 GapFiller:  how many times now has James in his official role as schedule arranger gotten himself double booked for something he personally really wanted to play onstream?
 A_Dub888: What else do you need?
  TXC2: looks like a W+P game 
 GapFiller: cz this is not the first time thats happend
josh___something: Never lucky on the sub lottery, darn
josh___something: The second VOD is up? Need to watch that
 GapFiller: the second vod understandably was edited
 Earthenone: James is secretly barred from streaming marvel content
 Metric_Furlong: (you can't make up the) Streets
 GhostValv: 
 GapFiller: and is missing a whole bunch of stuf
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 matthaus_c: JORDYNNE
  mtvcdm: Hi!
 Metric_Furlong: that's Jordynne
  Juliamon: Hiiii Jordynne!!
 josh___something: Whhhu?!
 A_Dub888: That's her!
Snowcookies: hi!
 TemporallyAwry:  !!!
 beowuuf: yay!
Boopity: Hello Jordynne!
  TXC2: Hello Jordynne
  TXC2: !events
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
 josh___something: Hi Jordynne!
Cunobelenos: It's a Jordynne!
 jessieimproved: A wild Jordynne has appeared!
  mtvcdm: She's free from her remote box!
 beowuuf: has jordynne been seen in the moonbase since the ppr?
  TXC2: wow twitch is being butts for me right now 
 s1ck1y: @beowuuf sure haven't LOL
 beowuuf: LOL
 Metric_Furlong: 100 months! The 1 year!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 GapFiller: thanks for streaming PH Balance   
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 josh___something:  for the anon gifter
 GapFiller: before we go no ChillPoint this week right?
 GapFiller: cz FamJam
Snowcookies: can't wait
  TXC2: !patreon
  LRRbot: 2745 patrons for a total of $21,142.47 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 josh___something: Family Jamily
 Metric_Furlong: bye Paul and Heather
 beowuuf:  bye!
  TXC2: bye
Snowcookies: bye
Admiralmatt subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 88 months!
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  TXC2: !discord
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 GapFiller:  bai gais
  TXC2: !mastodon
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ghyllnox: "I wish they'd introduced this mechanic earlier in the game instead of right at the end!" "...wait a minute"
 Metric_Furlong: ~whichcord
LRRTwitter: !discord
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 beowuuf: oooh, featherweight?
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club is LIVE! Today Cori and Featherweight are playing Four Against Darkness http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/Ft8QTf4aAAEl5LM.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1648053921255145473
 GapFiller:      
 beowuuf:   
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Earthenone: !findquote darkness
  LRRbot: Quote #5305: "Dark Souls is the Kingdom Hearts of gameplay." —Paul [2018-09-03]
  Juliamon: You know what? Sure.
 Earthenone: !card magic missile
  LRRbot: Magic Missile [1RR] | Sorcery | This spell can't be countered. / Magic Missile deals 3 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets.
 Angnor33: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #8127: "Yo, I just got knocked out by a monkey!" —Ben [2022-07-04]
 TemporallyAwry:  it's too quiet
  TXC2 returns from cycling his internet
 beowuuf: wb
 beowuuf: horse!
  TXC2: here we GO!
 beowuuf: hey cori! hey featherweight!
  TXC2: Hello Cori and Featherweight
 matthaus_c: Can't Trap Horses Club
 iris_of_ether: Yay drawing game!
Jay_Blanc: Sorry, Adventurers killed the Horses.
 beowuuf: huh, i have a polaroid here,that says "cori: don't believe her lies"
  TXC2: people AND children you say
 matthaus_c: @beowuuf hm, that's probably about Heather
 beowuuf: true
  TXC2: what's in the room?
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Warning: contains situations.
Jay_Blanc: @TXC2 A moose.
 beowuuf: spot on lrrbot
  TXC2: oh no, not situations!
 matthaus_c: @TXC2 darkness. you are likely to be eaten by a grue
 Earthenone: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
 beowuuf: so many dice!
 matthaus_c: more dice means better odds!
 beowuuf: the oversized heroquest dice 
  Sarah_Serinde: I recognize some of those dice :3
noSmokeFire: what's the conversion rate on skull dice to d6?
  TXC2: Wizards can't use doors
 iris_of_ether: 
  TXC2: rouges not thieves ?
noSmokeFire: 420 time to get stoned
 beowuuf: their attacke role is to attack 
noSmokeFire: can we switch this character sheet to some sort of Ye Fantasy Font?
  TXC2: Papyrus is the fantasy font right? 
noSmokeFire: Metamorphous is a pretty good fantasy font, but going by name alone I like Garamond
 v_nome: sword +1 = double sword?
 N2Osferatu: A sword and the sword's date for the evening
  TXC2: Sword +1 = Ssentence
 TemporallyAwry: Surge? 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: warri-o
 MrQBear: Beefsteak Largeabs
 iris_of_ether: Billiam the Green
 beowuuf: deadmeat I
 Mangledpixel: Gnorf
noSmokeFire: the traditional AD&D naming convention would be Mighter (male fighter)
noSmokeFire: or Marrior
 MrQBear: Elk?
  TXC2: Alf?
noSmokeFire: Urist rides again
 Mangledpixel: Rock and Stone!
 TemporallyAwry: Urist is good.
 N2Osferatu: Tantrum Spiral
 v_nome: Sniff Urist
  TXC2: Ursula von Urist ?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: cutie 
 N2Osferatu: A real helper there
 TehAmelie: hashtag Urusla did nothing wrong
noSmokeFire: I think you'll find the big thing about dwarves is their beard
 iris_of_ether: I just got the sudden strong desire to paint some more dwarves
 Mangledpixel: ask your doctor if Smashiax is right for you
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