Juliamon: sadness... I finished my coffee
KeytarCat: @Juliamon Coffee over, must find new ritual drink
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Lord Winklebottom Investigates) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (0s from now).
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TheAinMAP: Signal.
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TehAmelie: signal has been achieved
Manae: Signal and heck of a sting
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KeytarCat: Commercials! must be lrrSIG
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MrVirite: I have TTS for twitch notifications
beowuuf: that chord scared me
MrVirite: I had to do a double take
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Juliamon: From the image used in the schedule and the name, I got a strong vibe of that one bird(?) detective game
Juliamon: but like, with color
Sarah_Serinde: I'm excited just based on the title :P
Sarah_Serinde: Also istg Cori if you get me into yet another game... >_>
TehAmelie: did you know they have found the genome for language learning only in corvids and parrots?
kujalet: hello chat lrrSPOT
TehAmelie: well, aside from humans
SkylerRingtail: @TehAmelie Further confirmation that corvids are awesome
GapFiller: nalvThink humans are infact birds confirmed
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TehAmelie: well, parrots are the ones who also have a concept of "playtime"
TehAmelie: but hello Cameron and Cori
LidofLoathing: Yeah, ravens are quite large
Juliamon: Birds get quite large
Manae: That crow is the size of an eagle. Oh god.
Darleysam: got crows, magpies, rooks AND ravens all near me. It rocks.
GreatWahooney: I've seen an ostrich. Are crows that big?
GreatWahooney: uh, ravens
Sarah_Serinde: Excellent
TehAmelie: more like TWINKlebottom i don't know what this game is
GreatWahooney: sounds like a... tall tale
Darleysam: sounds like one hell of a Disco Elysium mod
SkylerRingtail: It's okay, we all make money mistakes
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
beowuuf: the real mystery is why, computers, why?
Lord_Hosk: There was a raven that would sit on top of the light poll outside our headquarters building, and if you didn't close and lock the dumpster it would open the lid and yell at you. It wouldn't rummage through the trash, it would just open the lid fly back up and yell at you.
TehAmelie: Neal Ophelia Signal, queen of the west
ghyllnox: Short
GreatWahooney: so dapper!
niccus: this is already a strong statement
14 raiders from Longfang91 have joined!
Sarah_Serinde: What a good logo
empyreon: riffHeyGuys
TehAmelie: zomg a steampunk gfiraffe
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
beowuuf: sergeHi raiders
NicoTheSly: Hello raiders
beowuuf: crow-ma
ghyllnox: Answering the question of how a giraffe would wear pants
Longfang91: Hey, I saw the game title and HAD to raid.
v_nome: Welcome back from the jefferies tube, Cori
Sarah_Serinde: Haha seems like a good reason for a raid
TehAmelie: tought, like a toiger
Sarah_Serinde: Good timing too, since we're just getting started
TehAmelie: *toight
KeytarCat: Ashalot
Darleysam: this sounds like it might pair well with Frog Detective
Sarah_Serinde: lrrWOW
TehAmelie: a salamander and a goat, good animals so far
Longfang91: Boom, gottem
Sarah_Serinde: That painting
TehAmelie: goat with a pearl earring
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Sarah_Serinde: "Open the door and start yelling" is a mood
Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey Cori sweet shirt
TehAmelie: it's how most of us start life
Sarah_Serinde: Hi Graham :D
TheAinMAP: Hello.
beowuuf: hey graham's hand and now graham's head
Sarah_Serinde: Flawless plan
empyreon: oh hai G
GreatWahooney: it's a G!
TehAmelie: hello 1/8th of Graham's chest
GapFiller: nalvHi hai G
TehAmelie: hey there you are
GreatWahooney: love a special guest episode
Gladuir: Woo stream trouble shooting!
beowuuf: plot twist - this is part of the mystery MiniK
Jasoman: ah is Horticulturist canceled?!
TehAmelie: right, no game audio may be a bigger problem not even our delightful hosts may be enough for
ghyllnox: Lord Graham Investigates! The computer sound
TehAmelie: what in the lrrEFF
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
TehAmelie: commercials, you so wacky
Jasoman: I gave your mom 2 feet
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
GreatWahooney: Danny the Street crapshot? :O
Sarah_Serinde: I blame the computer
beowuuf: #blameJames
TehAmelie: ah, sounds
SkylerRingtail: Audio totally worth it
KV1NN4: Aw nice! Danny The Street is such a great NB
GhostValv: D:
Sarah_Serinde: And to think, we were missing out on dramatic music sting and shocked scream
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeAA guyjudgeAA
GreatWahooney: love the chunes
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TehAmelie: i so love Danny the Street, mainlt for his final evolution of Danny the World
theawesomeonev2: Also hay everyone
xerjen: Oh god, I don't understand a word without reading :D
beowuuf: wait, the hippo isn't yahtzee, is it?
CAKHost: Is that yahtzee?
KeytarCat: The pearl earring!
LordZarano: lrrGOAT
TehAmelie: at some point i would like to take a survey of how many Englanders have ever played cricket, to see how many understand the adjective "cricket" means "fair"
TehAmelie: i would not want to get anywhere near poolcue range of a hippo
LordZarano: escher3PUN
KeytarCat: @TehAmelie Polycule range of a hippo
TehAmelie: you remember the top ten list of human killing animals: first there's malaria mosquitos. then, at about sixth place, humans. then at ninth or tenth place, hippos
KeytarCat: I like milk tea
UraharaSci: Tea first so you know how much milk you need to put in…
KeytarCat: Dr., you're a donk
MungoDude: if fine china, milk first to protect it, else tea first
KeytarCat: Holy shit, Frog war??
TehAmelie: is this Frog Fractions 3?
KeytarCat: Frog-tongue giraffe
beowuuf: let's niope started early
TehAmelie: question: has anyone ever made a "talking head" shot of a giraffe?
theawesomeonev2: Also the hippo isn't Yahtzee according to moby games. The two mains have the same actor
beowuuf: cheers
TehAmelie: that hippo has human-murder in its eyes, i can tell
TehAmelie: are there humans in this world? maybe the hippo nation has to invent them before they can murder them
Pteraspidomorphi: There are a lot of cross fades
theawesomeonev2: Never thought I'd hear an Irish puffin but here we are
TehAmelie: on a class trip in 11th grade, i lived a week on the main island for puffin generation, in the north seas of Norway. unfortunately not in a season when puffins were anywhere near
CururuGuasu: Magic tar!
124 raiders from Seabats have joined!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Two_Hats: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
saucemaster5000: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
xerjen: Does the hippo still have the tea with them?
elkae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GreatWahooney: I love how Frumple goes around with a nice cuppa everywhere. life goals, really
corefluxx: Yoink
BusTed: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatClap
KeytarCat: The trogs arrive!
TehAmelie: hello troglodytes
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
fry_dx: clap clap clap
Juliamon: this sure is a voice acting of all time
TehAmelie: and maybe Adam?
GreatWahooney: the gall on that gull!
saucemaster5000: I see we came in at the serious part of the game
BusTed: literal second story work
elkae: It does seem very serious
TehAmelie: is there perhaps some symbolism in the landlord being a pig?
niccus: with these types of games you don't get to see the hot tongue action without external dlcs
GhostofJeffGoldblum: never a bad time for a pint eh
Mr_Horrible: see, heat makes me want a nice wit
TehAmelie: hippopotami, the name notwithstanding, are closely related to pigs
elkae: I thought they were just terrible, moist cats
KeytarCat: But we won't steal pearls
theawesomeonev2: Didn't realise giraffes have such stick hooves
Mr_Horrible: damn, he's not joking when it comes to his beer
KeytarCat: My bro lived near a place called Billy Beer in the Netherlands. In dutch, Beer is Bear, but it was also a good bar
rasterscan: Good on the devs for providing a response to guide the player.
rasterscan: As opposed to saying "This didn't work."
KeytarCat: Can you take the saw?
theawesomeonev2: Was that a scouse accent?
Fanklok: Are you about to interrogate someone?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what could gop wrong?
Mr_Horrible: probably have some on the poker now
theawesomeonev2: lrrWOW
BlueDaNewb: Saw that barrel
KeytarCat: Dr., stop being a donk!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: racist./
Juliamon: TehAmelie we found the anti-human sentiment!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: get *clap* this *clap* bird *clap* drunk *clap*
Fanklok: Time to give the functioning alcoholic some booze
SK__Ren: Seagulp
CururuGuasu: Get that bird sloshed
theawesomeonev2: This bird needs AA
KeytarCat: Learning how a P+C marks things is the most annoying step
JustNotAFox: @Fanklok Just keep focusing on the "functioning"
Timagio: irish puffin is not a combination I was expecting
theawesomeonev2: Watch your profanity Mr hippo
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I love that response
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "we have tickets!" "no."
KeytarCat: I don't want to make the sad dog do the thing that makes him sad
BloodnBullets: Morning folk... WTF did I just walk in on?!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Use moustache on cat
BusTed: Haha.
Timagio: LUL
Juliamon: BloodnBullets Yes.
theawesomeonev2: Oh god the honey yoyo
Fanklok: I still think about honey yo-yo sometimes
Mr_Horrible: I love that 2 of these puzzles have involved duplicitous libations
BloodnBullets: @Juliamon why do I feel like no better explanation is actually possible...
KeytarCat: Watered rum
CururuGuasu: That worked!?!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: adventure games are frequently quite silly.
LathosTiran: we have a theft quota?
Timagio: It's storm time
KeytarCat: Not night, stormy
Juliamon: Queue up the Gilligan's Island theme
empyreon: LUL
theawesomeonev2: Wrap a sheet around the giraffes neck and you have a sail
Mr_Horrible: and then they died
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is he going to...row the whole way there?
Timagio: With his little doggy hands
Boiler_bot: In the dark.
Sarah_Serinde: Seems welcoming
James_the_Dabbler: What, exactly, is Lord Winklebottom investigating?
Timagio: Giraffey
TheAinMAP: There's been a murder.
KeytarCat: @James_the_Dabbler So far, nothing. The audience knows there's been a suspicious death
Fanklok: *A murder occurs*
Timagio: Wait, that was all jus tthe prologue?!
James_the_Dabbler: Egads! How foul!
ihlendrax: That’s some dramatic music. Nice.
empyreon: lrrSPOOPY
Boopity: :O
Boiler_bot: unbelievable
theawesomeonev2: @james_the_dabbler an axalotle murder
SK__Ren: Did he axolotl questions?
GreatWahooney: as strong as an oxolotl
KeytarCat: @Timagio tutorial, to show you how this game will be telling you things. It's important for a Point&Click because they don't work consistently
Timagio: The winkley bottom of it.
Juliamon: BloodnBullets Vertical aquarium tube
theawesomeonev2: Has to be a cat
passwordlost_hereiam: Pumfrey the Pug?
SK__Ren: Hippopotomus?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: look at all those chickens
theawesomeonev2: What if they have a human pet
Timagio: Couple of old chicks
lackingsanity: Convenient inventory clearing now that we're out of the intro area
laundreydhull: lrrSPOOP BibleThump lrrSPOOPY lrrSPOOPY
theawesomeonev2: lrrJUDGECALL
Mr_Horrible: from a previous marriage Kappa
passwordlost_hereiam: Same way we all do
GhostofJeffGoldblum: CAMERON
GhostofJeffGoldblum: EXCELLENT JOKE
Steelwolf171: Isn't mounting a moose head on a wall the equivalent of us mounting some schmuck's head up there?
Timagio: How is babby formed?
GreatWahooney: at least they have all their duck portraits in a row
Fanklok: When an Axololt and a Duck love each otehr very much
James_the_Dabbler: Well, you see chat, when a axolotl and a duck love each other very much
theawesomeonev2: Jesus dark
laundreydhull: @Fanklok weh?
theawesomeonev2: You absolutely do
theawesomeonev2: Sloth
BloodnBullets: Turtle!
GreatWahooney: they should ring a gong at auctions. then they'd announce that it's going, going, gong
James_the_Dabbler: Tortoise would be funny
theawesomeonev2: Oh yeah turtle too
Fanklok: I'm guessing subversion and it's a cheetah
AdamYMHMI: If he's slow and a rabbit, it's would be perfect
theawesomeonev2: What the fox say
Timagio: Dapper
passwordlost_hereiam: Are these Kickstarter backers?
GDwarble: Rockhoppers have the best faces
GhostofJeffGoldblum: we stan a gay scientist penguin
James_the_Dabbler: Oh! gay penguins!
Boopity: Whoa, ToS!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I love that.
rasterscan: *shudder*
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's very good.
niccus: a naked naked mole rat
GhostValv: haha
PandaByName: is that the george costanza pose?
GreatWahooney: imagine not having to leave your house to take the tube
Timagio: I loved Spode, the game by maxis
theawesomeonev2: Only problem is any time anyone used the toilet he'd go shooting into a different room
rasterscan: Wowww.
jessieimproved: ah, the original definition of Doctor
Timagio: Racist!
KeytarCat: That's a lot of schooling
TheMerricat: Frumple...
rasterscan: Racist or sexist?
BloodnBullets: love that colour change reaction!
Juliamon: Frumple really kinda sucks huh
rasterscan: @Juliamon Yeeeep.
theawesomeonev2: I keep reading that as galifray and wondering what animal the doctor would be
James_the_Dabbler: Man Frumple is a jerk
KeytarCat: Mod to mute Frumple
roastbeefsandwitch: how very British of a name for a game.
jessieimproved: The voice acting in this game is great
Timagio: @theawesomeonev2 A particularly clever rodent.
GreatWahooney: I'm amazed Frumple didn't spill his tea on the boat
Boiler_bot: Prelude to Battle of Tsushima, right?
Charlymandias: The entire story of that expedition is amazing. How they thought they would win a battle at the end of it is beyond me
SnackPak_: art
GhostofJeffGoldblum: chameleons are like...infamously easy to kill
James_the_Dabbler: In RUSSIA?
Timagio: Only the russians could manage that kind of boondoggle.
theawesomeonev2: Youed atlest not have a fly problem anymore
kristian_fischer: @Charlymandias Nobody in that fleet thought they could win, believe me.
Mischievous_Catgeist: you can spook them to death
niccus: truly the horse of the reptile world
Timagio: Like, say, a ship
Steelwolf171: How?? Chameleons move like 2km per day, how slow were these sailors?
noSmokeFire: so we can conclude that a russian submarine is the ideal chameleon conservation environment
Charlymandias: @kristian_fischer Sadly that is probably true
beowuuf: now i know the real world inspiration for the klingon / tribble war
kristian_fischer: Battle of Tsushima. The Russians sent their BALTIC fleet to the Pacific. Took almost a year.
TheMerricat: Short video about the whole voyage... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzGqp3R4Mx4
beowuuf: this is true :D
KeytarCat: Grumpycat
kristian_fischer: NO. WIRE. HANGERS.
Mischievous_Catgeist: unless the klingons are the chameleons in the story
KV1NN4: i accidentally toasted a house gecko when i was a kid (tho given it was int eh toaster it was already dead in there somehow unless there were bugs eating crumbs...?)...grew up int he tropics
theawesomeonev2: Yup just steal a dead man's things
KeytarCat: a KNIFE
Earthenone: at least you dident toast a house hippo
niccus: if it catches my fingers it better be lethal
Timagio: Where would you put one
BloodnBullets: maybe we shouldnt clip that...
kristian_fischer: Like George Costanza building a nap room under his desk.
KeytarCat: I used that trick to discover I gave a cute person the wrong phone number
KeytarCat: No one likes you at all, Dr.
Mr_Horrible: "Clever Clogs" is still a great pejorative
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Timagio: Bit of a non sequitor
kristian_fischer: Apropos of nothing, I'm sure. :D
theawesomeonev2: I'm sure you could cram it in at 5£
theawesomeonev2: 5x speed*
KeytarCat: Seth meyers in a verizon commercial, huh
BloodnBullets: it was long enough to watch a new crapshot
KeytarCat: and a commercial for TubeBuddy, a service to get your yt videos seen! That can't be legit
theawesomeonev2: @keytarcat it's great when mega corporations spy on you and sell your data and then can't even show you ads of the things you do want
Shampp: I don't often catch a stream, so its nice to be remembered of how much effort they put into their content. The fading adverts and channel plugs are so smooth and professional.
Lysander_salamander: Hippos can hold their breath for a while, right?
Lysander_salamander: Aye-aye?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Aye-aye?
GreatWahooney: that's a hallway, apparently
zeathean: so much drama this llama
Mischievous_Catgeist: bush baby
theawesomeonev2: What pelican would 100% be played by Angela lansbury
Mr_Horrible: is that anything like sloe gin?
beowuuf: 1920s?
theawesomeonev2: Okay maybe not in voice
KeytarCat: Oh, an actor who didn't care for their health while they were working
KeytarCat: Like when I talk to musicians over 40
kusinohki: meows
kusinohki: so how long before we combine honey and a yo-yo?
beowuuf: poiker and tar already happened :p
Sarah_Serinde: tqsKnife
KeytarCat: I saw an ad for hearing aids at the pharmacy yesterday, turns out they're just like airpods now
KeytarCat: Proper copper coffee pot!
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah dumbwaiter!
laundreydhull: what did lrrCAMERON just utter!? LUL
Lysander_salamander: Dumbwaiter was an odd short story. The movie adaptation was pretty good, though.
kusinohki: what a crock(ery)
theawesomeonev2: Says the racist hippo
v_nome: Must be Canadian butter
KeytarCat: You serve white wine chilled!
Pteraspidomorphi: It was red
Mischievous_Catgeist: the call back
KeytarCat: @Pteraspidomorphi I was continuing the lord's comment
KeytarCat: calf scouts
SK__Ren: I wonder how that would apply to espresso
HasturTheYellow: if you melt the butter first it's easier to drink
Laserbeaks_Fury: Quite so
KeytarCat: It's why the same drink tastes notably different prepared hot v cold
SK__Ren: Steam milk first and add shots or start with shots and add steamed milk
Lysander_salamander: nice
GreatWahooney: an axodoll
KeytarCat: @SK__Ren Latte v. machiato, I think?
GreatWahooney: axolodoll?
Laserbeaks_Fury: A newt doll Kappa
novrdd: SabaPing SabaPing SabaPing
theawesomeonev2: Dun sun duuuuuuuuhhhhh
KeytarCat: Under your nose!
theawesomeonev2: How would no one see that
Laserbeaks_Fury: NO. WIRE. HANGARS. EVER.
theawesomeonev2: Jamie is that you
Mischievous_Catgeist: the hand?!
novrdd: SabaPing
theawesomeonev2: Left myth busters to be a priest
LurkerSpine: I don't like bird hands
TheThirdTail: @SK__Ren Oh no, I want to go full coffee geek... But to keep it short, there really aren't any milk drinks that don't add the milk to the shot. A macchiato is... a divisive word, but the traditional one is only different in that it uses far less milk (it is "marked" by milk, which is the meaning of the italian word)
BloodnBullets: @LurkerSpine agreed, bird hand is deeply weird.
novrdd: Wings are for plebs
LathosTiran: its the Seal of the Confessional
Lysander_salamander: The armor with the webbed feet is a nice touch
kusinohki: is this the 1st seal or the 7th seal??
KeytarCat: @SK__Ren Fascinating! Another point where my toxic roommate was wrong but I believed him!
TheThirdTail: @SK__Ren and either way, nothing in the process should ever be above the scalding temp of milk, so it shouldn't really matter
theawesomeonev2: Hippos do be deceptively fast
Lysander_salamander: aw
TheThirdTail: @SK__Ren eh, welllll, there's also the meaning of macchiato that comes originally from the Starbucks drink and is completely different. which makes it annoying and confusing haha
Mischievous_Catgeist: bowtie looks like fish
Fanklok: Just had to perform lawn mower surgery. The go pedal shaft had slipped the vroom vroom switch.
AdamYMHMI: Cat Winslet?
novrdd: Winslet.. Hmm how sophisticated
KeytarCat: @AdamYMHMI Oh shit!
theawesomeonev2: Love a good use of bonce
rasterscan: I don't get it. Cat Winslet?
HasturTheYellow: A Journalist Cat, to satisfy their curiosity
theawesomeonev2: Like Kate Winslet?
AdamYMHMI: @rasterscan Kate Winslet
Fanklok: Because he's a black cat?
novrdd: Titanic Movie
novrdd: Actress
SK__Ren: @SK__Ren The more you know
novrdd: Poor thing
kusinohki: try - united states, canada, mexico, panama, ...
rasterscan: @AdamYMHMI Oh, thank you.
theawesomeonev2: You've stolen everything else!
KeytarCat: Sir bumbles the bee?
Lysander_salamander: you can use the hose for siponing off the water, Winklebottom!
niccus: what a photogenic duck
Faulpyr: That is a fancy duck
SK__Ren: Gasp
Mollylele: Josie Lawrence, she sounds like Josie Lawrence
theawesomeonev2: Loved josie on who's line and the small bit in good omans
Juliamon: no
Juliamon: Yahtzee would have better delivery
theawesomeonev2: @forcedreject no unfortunaly. Same actor as the girrafe
forcedreject: Ah
AlsoSopranoCat: No, like all busybody civilian detectives, they just hate you and hung up
novrdd: Hmm fix the line, fire hazard later
forcedreject: Can you pet the dog?
KV1NN4: wait.. are these Kickstarter Backers' pets?
Greendrag13: booferBoof booferWag A GOOD BOY
SnackPak_: fancy
lackingsanity: toilet seat tower of hanoiÉ
SK__Ren: Toilet seats of hanoi?
theawesomeonev2: Don't let the hippo use the toilet. It'll be everywhere
SkylerRingtail: World-building!
Invitare: he probably puts the milk in before the cereal too
AlsoSopranoCat: Monster
JustNotAFox: Dear Winklebottom, if you wanted an empty bottle, why not keep the OTHER TWO YOU ALREADY TOOK THIS MORNING?
Manwichcannon: Buttering the chute seems promising
Fanklok: The "I don't want to draw two hands" pf video game design
AlsoSopranoCat: butter time!
forcedreject: Cam, Bah is for sheep
theawesomeonev2: Butter key?
v_nome: Aqui?
AlsoSopranoCat: butter makes a mold!
koodooman: is that a welsh slug?!
AlsoSopranoCat: boooo
theawesomeonev2: @koodooman that's absolutely a Welsh slug
novrdd: SabaPing
koodooman: @theawesomeonev2 nice
theawesomeonev2: Is it gonna be a human
Invitare: Wendigo
theawesomeonev2: Oh god it is
AlsoSopranoCat: it WAS a human!
forcedreject: Hooman?
Timagio: Preposterous!
niccus: the most dangerous game...
Boopity: So dramatic!
novrdd: SabaPing
theawesomeonev2: rnjrSTEER
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theawesomeonev2: I hope its just a real pic of a human. Not drawn at all
AlsoSopranoCat: barghest is an animal monster soooo
Timagio: And yet the people here are animals, so
Earthenone: !quote hannah
LRRbot: Quote #1354: "I'm a horse now." —Hannah
AlsoSopranoCat: ~dies laughing~ McDeath
Lysander_salamander: neat
theawesomeonev2: lrrHAM
They_Are_Alyx: Sharkspeare is *chef's kiss*
Timagio: Sha-oh come on
theawesomeonev2: Ha its funny cos bird means female
theawesomeonev2: Match on the arger?
chaostreader: Probably need the gramophone to talk to the pelican.
Lysander_salamander: Did they ever play Tangle Tower on this series?
forcedreject: I have so many questions how the giraffe did that without thumbs
AlsoSopranoCat: what?
Boiler_bot: Tangle Tower could be a good one.
Timagio: This guy really is an aristocrat, never cooked before
KeytarCat: Wax your neck with butter
theawesomeonev2: @lysander_salamander there's not mention of it on the wiki
BloodnBullets: maybe you can now you have a reason?
TheMerricat: Heather has played tangle Tower I can't remember if anyone else in the LRR crew has
Lysander_salamander: mollusk!
Mollylele: completely wild that taxidermy exists in this world
AlsoSopranoCat: is this one of those games where you can go back and pick things up once you need them? Get the towel now?
niccus: but if it did, it *would* be the british to have it
theawesomeonev2: Just admit to murder 🙃
Timagio: ha!
TheAinMAP: Wait, that albatross would be a person in this world.
Timagio: Precisely
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Timagio: Bumped into him in the bar, he did
AlsoSopranoCat: Okay, so less irritating game design there then
AlsoSopranoCat: BOOOO
Lysander_salamander: oooog
theawesomeonev2: Oh god not those films
AdamYMHMI: Boo
SK__Ren: I've seen Movies about him
Lysander_salamander: oh, ceasare
Fanklok: Oh my fucking god a monkey named caesar
BloodnBullets: so frumple is rasict against primates and reptiles.
KeytarCat: Oh great, rich guy who's into Caesarean Rome, that's a good sigm
Lysander_salamander: To be fair "Roll over Beethoven" existed before the movies
AlsoSopranoCat: butter is bad real logic but good video game logic
KeytarCat: sign
TheMerricat: Oh I just looked up the solution for this one. I would cry
Timagio: He is a hippo, and they are notoriously ornery
roastbeefsandwitch: @TheMerricat I mean, that's classic adventure games
KeytarCat: I thought I saw a navigation outside, in the bottom right
theawesomeonev2: @themerricat oh god yeah that's a bit abstract
TheMerricat: @roastbeefsandwitch Yes but we are in the realm of honey yo-yo again
xantos69: So, what's this all about?
Mollylele: Frumple you are dead weight
KeytarCat: cool
James_the_Dabbler: Can you use that ladle?
Masslost: i thought i saw a door say attic earlier
Timagio: @xantos69 We're here to solve the death of a mysterious old axolotl man
LordZarano: @TheMerricat Honey yo-yo was indicated beforehand though
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
James_the_Dabbler: That's a real small screw
mjiig: An infinite progression of smaller knives?
SnackPak_: comeon tiny screwdriver in the dumbwaiter
Lysander_salamander: I should try out "Aviary Attorney" sometime
Featherweight_: yay lye!
forcedreject: Salt? Wonder if the Welsh slug can touch that
niccus: time to lick the big electrical switch
TheAinMAP: PJSalt
Timagio: PJSalt
Lysander_salamander: Come on, Winklebottom, use your tongue on the switch!
KeytarCat: hoof the dumbwaiter?
Lysander_salamander: can we toss a smaller person into the dumbwaiter
BloodnBullets: maybe the maid can open the basment now
LordZarano: Oof, saltwater for a freshwater animal. What a terrible way to go
theawesomeonev2: Keys probably for the basement
Timagio: A Baguette for the Barghest
theawesomeonev2: Yeah it's a bit of a stretch
Lysander_salamander: ah, the fancy portable napkin
roastbeefsandwitch: of course, slang humor. "old bird" is an actual bird, "old goat" is actually a goat.
theawesomeonev2: Ah so it's sequanced
Timagio: Damnable trade quests
SkylerRingtail: Was there a toolbox somewhere?
KeytarCat: This is why I think all P&Cs need a "show interactables" button
Timagio: ^^^ that a thousand times
theamc2000: Y is the missionary a seal?
KeytarCat: The rest can be pretty obtuse, as long as you tell me what tools I have to work with
Lysander_salamander: mmm, turgid
Astramentha: @theamc2000 y not
theawesomeonev2: The salution to the crystal ball is a bit weird too
theamc2000: @astramentha as in what is the pun
KeytarCat: Pitcher plant might have a hoof option?
Astramentha: @theamc2000 Ah, fair. Unfortunately I dunno
Mollylele: aaaaand poisoned
theamc2000: @astramentha oh well
KeytarCat: Incremental p[rogress!
roastbeefsandwitch: aha, a mold
theawesomeonev2: Sorry didn't realise we were back to strange horticulture
Timagio: Hot butter!
KeytarCat: the thing we know is alkaline is the lye we can't reach
Timagio: Once we get that crystal ball out of the way it's smooth sailing
TheMerricat: Burter's probably burnt by now Kappa
chaostreader: Have we checked the globe for any hints on that world puzzle?
theawesomeonev2: Did you try taking it before the ball was nicked and it was mentioned by the laama lady?
KeytarCat: Does the window do anything?
KeytarCat: That was cute
roastbeefsandwitch: there's got to be a "how much food can one eat" as an optional achievement in this game, I bet
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BlueDaNewb: In the kit?
Greendrag13: I think the McDeath book might be finicky like the tie?
forcedreject: Would the haberdashery kit have a needle?
Timagio: We can't interact with the haberdashery kit
KeytarCat: check your book?
forcedreject: Could ask the hippo for more advice?
forcedreject: They can't stick to the yoyo by themselves...
chaostreader: Can we add the sap to the butter?
BusTed: SeriousSloth
AdamYMHMI: Gibb!
TheAinMAP: SeriousSloth
lackingsanity: so where is the butler then?
KeytarCat: WHAT
BlueDaNewb: Talk to the daughter again?
KeytarCat: Well, I guess we didn't click everything...
KeytarCat: Have we checked the towel since learning we need one?
JakeKamas: Is there more stuff at the bottom of the dumbwaiter?
AdamYMHMI: @KeytarCat Yep, same dialogue
KeytarCat: hmm
GreatWahooney: ah yes, poor some fire in the vase
GreatWahooney: *pour, even
Featherweight_: hot butter
LordZarano: *Now* can we take the butter?
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun so a small hint if it doesn't offend, some require being interacted with more than once before you can actually do what you need to do with them.
LordZarano: Welp
frnknstn: @TheMerricat that is one of the cardinal sins of adventure game design
Featherweight_: knife on moose?
theawesomeonev2: @featherweight_ can't do it with the goat lady there
AdamYMHMI: Some hot tunes?
LadyGrey21: I thought we might be able to convince frumple we needed to have some private bathroom time and steal the towel
theawesomeonev2: Yup the grammaphone had nothing to do with it
SnackPak_: rip
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Lysander_salamander: hello raiders
rasterscan: Classic Adventure Game Logic.
lackingsanity: so why did the pelican lady eat the crystal ball in the first place?
rasterscan: Lampshading does NOT make it better, game.
TheMerricat: @lackingsanity because she's a pelican
forcedreject: Perhaps Tie is hot
SK__Ren: Is butter still hot?
Admiralmatt: grease on fire?
JakeKamas: I mean, could you light the tie on fire?
They_Are_Alyx: Grease the gramophone?
mjiig: Now you've sorted out the crystal ball the hint might have become more useful?
mjiig: Ah well...
KeytarCat: does he have more hints?
noSmokeFire: is the copy of McBeth still burning?
KeytarCat: @noSmokeFire we only got the fire text
LadyGrey21: I am sad we never got the image of a giraffe carrying a hot pan full of butter through a mansion
Lysander_salamander: Is it the order of the Nations of the World Song?
BloodnBullets: *McDeath
theawesomeonev2: The grounds keeper might know where to find a heat source?
TheMerricat: What would the snail say
LathosTiran: butter up the priest for the answer? Kappa
Astramentha: Hot tie?
forcedreject: Is the grease on the tie not hot?
chaostreader: Try the globe for a puzzle hint?
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun I can confirm for you you are not soft locked...yet.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I doubt the game lets you soft lock yourself like that.
KeytarCat: She wasn't going to provide a heat source, those prompts have been hints so far
Juliamon: ARE there soft locks?
Astramentha: @themerricat That’s a relief
TheMerricat: @juliamon I looked up a guide and it has each solution on its own page so I have no idea if there is a soft lock or not. But the solution to the problem that they have right now they have not soft locked on.
KeytarCat: The trick to these games is to never dismiss something without trying it. Moon logic is only bad if your thinking from the earth!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It's a 2022 release so I would be surprised if it had soft locks.
KeytarCat: I've yet to see something truly out of the realm of puzzle world, at least in this game
GhostofJeffGoldblum: G o n g
lackingsanity: GONG
theawesomeonev2: rnjrPUZZLE rnjrPUZZLE
forcedreject: But is tie hot? Cause there's definitely been more convoluted logic
SK__Ren: Map on coins?
James_the_Dabbler: Is there someone you haven't talked to yet?
SK__Ren: Ah
forcedreject: RIP
JustNotAFox: Tie is not hot, moose is not up to date on fashion
KeytarCat: now we've tried the obvious silly option
Featherweight_: grease the screw?
DrLigmaPhD: Just arrived. Shoulda known there would be a drunk cat twink the second I saw the animals.
mwlsn: I thought you said “greasy tie on plot”
KeytarCat: Tie on knife?
KeytarCat: make a torch?
ihlendrax: Grease to get into the basement?
SkylerRingtail: I assume we're operating on "Hey, Chat" rules, yeah?
DrLigmaPhD: Knife on.... Duck? I'm hungry
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MAPBoardgames: The tried-and-true adventure game method of rubbing everything you have on everything else
DrLigmaPhD: Tie on knight! Business knight!
BloodnBullets: grease on... people?
lackingsanity: would you like a hint?
LordZarano: Isn't the key for the attic?
Athelgar: Seal blubber lamps
forcedreject: They won't stick to the yo yo by themselves...
Athelgar: ?
LadyGrey21: This house is going to be so greasy
Masslost: i wonder if something can get into the attic or is it a red Harring
MAPBoardgames: There's a kettle in the kitchen, could that be used to heat the stuck key?
3and4fifths: I can't believe it's not bowtie brand
DrLigmaPhD: Greasy Balls time
saucemaster5000: grease the developer's palms to learn solution
BlueDaNewb: Just burn down the house
xantos69: Listen, I'm gonna need you to just grease everything. I mean EVERYTHING.
TheMerricat: Have you talked to the snail since
SkylerRingtail: There it is
Lysander_salamander: aaaaaaa
shurtal: Lube That Tube is a segment from Fill This Man With Cream
Lysander_salamander: wow
lackingsanity: got there
forcedreject: You could say they are...spineless
MAPBoardgames: racist
SK__Ren: They got no spine, the lot of em
Boiler_bot: rude
SnackPak_: wow
Invitare: the have no backbone
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Li
Boiler_bot: cooking with gas
BloodnBullets: so now he is racist against reptiles, primates, and invertebrates.
theawesomeonev2: What the hell is the tie for then if not for lamp lrrJUDGECALL
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Lysander_salamander: wonder if it breaks after use
AdamYMHMI: The key breaks in the wrong one...
Lysander_salamander: there we go
SnackPak_: omg
mwlsn: “Apply the heat from the lamp” how??! It’s on the ground!
DrLigmaPhD: Stealth class warfare
Boiler_bot: Hurrah!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Progress!
MAPBoardgames: PJSalt PJSalt
Featherweight_: murder salt
SK__Ren: Something is miiiising
theawesomeonev2: PJSalt PJSalt PJSalt
GreatWahooney: looks like we have a victim of a salt
DrLigmaPhD: Drain! That! Tube!
theawesomeonev2: Tieeeeee
forcedreject: Now tie
Lysander_salamander: oh yay lube
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Butter tie it's your time to shine
SnackPak_: lets go tie
AdamYMHMI: You've been training for this moment!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Well at least they lampshaded it
theawesomeonev2: Absolutely
GreatWahooney: about on par with honey yoyo, yes
theawesomeonev2: Wut
forcedreject: in the end...it didn't even matter
Socratesnote: oh nooooo
josh___something: Knoife?
SkylerRingtail: Oh you're gonna hate this solution]
theawesomeonev2: rnjrRIOT rnjrRIOT rnjrRIOT rnjrRIOT
JustNotAFox: goblinnNotes
BlueDaNewb: oh no
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
Athelgar: do not use a knife as a prybart
josh___something: Fuuuuuuu...
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DrLigmaPhD: Knight's axe?
Lysander_salamander: Frog Wars!
forcedreject: Use this ancient implement of war for the most logical move
Lysander_salamander: yay
Lysander_salamander: I don't think that's how it's pronounced
KeytarCat: right?>
DrLigmaPhD: Cam...
theawesomeonev2: OSHA compliant I'm sure
BusTed: tqsSmug
shurtal: is that what the one inch punch REALLY was?
niccus: are we about to demonstrate what happened to that crab next to the pipe
CururuGuasu: OSFrog
DrLigmaPhD: What? My doctorate in the linguistics of dick jokes is VALID
Lysander_salamander: oh salt
theawesomeonev2: Salt water noooooooo
Boiler_bot: oh crap
koodooman: nooooo! not the welsh slug!! D:
KeytarCat: Oh and now we learn they salted the water!
KeytarCat: Manslaughter
DrLigmaPhD: Now use the axe to take out all the witnesses
niccus: well, a murder happened, so you know what to do. no witnesses.
theawesomeonev2: So let's add slugs slaughter to our burglery charge
DrLigmaPhD: @niccus One braincell
AdamYMHMI: So they flushed the body and then went to bed? They really are British.
Featherweight_: ded
MAPBoardgames: Another mystery!
xantos69: Crap, you really did kill him!
KevlarGiraffe: It has a giraffe, it must be a good game.
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niccus: did *we* cause the initial death somehow?
koodooman: :( 7
GreatWahooney: F
Lysander_salamander: They killed someone
saucemaster5000: who's going to zamboni the slug mucus?
DrLigmaPhD: Eventually everything melts if you think about it
forcedreject: MURDERERS
theawesomeonev2: Oh were himbo detectives
Lysander_salamander: manslaughter or negligent homicide
shurtal: their insides basically become outsides
SkylerRingtail: Is it murder without intent? Or just manslaughter? Er, slugslaughter
Invitare: I wonder if anyone needed to use the bathroom over night
DrLigmaPhD: @theawesomeonev2 Himbo implies some amount of care
TheFickleCat: Loot him!
theawesomeonev2: Oh booooooooooo
NapalmSideburns: So, they're Hildibrand from FF XIV?
theawesomeonev2: That's a bad sitcom based joke
Boiler_bot: Wow that was a very British sitcom joke.
theawesomeonev2: You have the knife
BloodnBullets: cactus needle?
Swamplor: I'll take "Jokes that don't play in the US for $400, Alex"
theawesomeonev2: And yeah last of the summer wine was an old british sitcom
SK__Ren: "found"
AdamYMHMI: The notes were all written on salt blocks, and he died trying to read them in his tube! I've solved it!
forcedreject: Ah the War of the Worlds reference
DrLigmaPhD: Use the axe!
forcedreject: Axe time?
BloodnBullets: "use frumples on dore"
Lysander_salamander: aaaaa
Gekyouryuu: Himbopotamus
EldarLuin: Brute force it open!!!
Boiler_bot: He has the hands of a surgeon, though.
AutumnGold: quick throw the lamp at the door!
theawesomeonev2: Jab the letter opener in it
AdamYMHMI: The power of prayer to open the door?
SK__Ren: @forcedreject Written by H.G. Whales?
niccus: <suspicious caterwauling>
forcedreject: @SK__Ren boo
GreatWahooney: preposterous, outrageous!
DrLigmaPhD: Frog with a long cigarette is a fucking vibe tho
Lysander_salamander: unpleasant
theawesomeonev2: It's the guy from animal crossing
niccus: boy are his arms tired
theamc2000: To be fair to the giraffe looking down is a tall order
Lysander_salamander: surprised they didn't just leave him there, to die
theawesomeonev2: Was almost 2 accidental murders
DEATHlikescats: Sherlock Holming pigeon
Strebenherz: I approve though
Strebenherz: Heck do I approve
theawesomeonev2: Well hello.....
Lysander_salamander: awww
GhostofJeffGoldblum: CLEANSE THIS ISLAND
MAPBoardgames: Just put it next to a fire to dry out
BusTed: cowards
KeytarCat: The hint that he was a freshwater critter!
theawesomeonev2: Lamp. Just blow them up
Lysander_salamander: someday, we'll be able to knife something
TheThirdTail: The game really doesn't want you to take the expedient way out
SirMorek: this is some peak point-and-click
Featherweight_: forest maze!
lackingsanity: the classic
DrLigmaPhD: Let your players play with high explosives in enclosed spaces
BloodnBullets: so right to start then.
MAPBoardgames: Back! 2, 3, 4. Left! 2, 3, 4. Right 2, 3, 4.
Lysander_salamander: wasn't that a monkey island solution?
forcedreject: Ah cause he's a rabbit
DrLigmaPhD: Cam they're English, they think hour long drives are long
Lysander_salamander: Were these backer rewards?
niccus: graveyards are a time-honored kickstarter tradition
DEATHlikescats: Steal it for later
LadyGrey21: I would bet money
DrLigmaPhD: Tag urself I'm Percy Tinkle
Lysander_salamander: too bad the shears disappeared afterward
theamc2000: Dinky little
BusTed: tqsSmug
Lysander_salamander: ok
theawesomeonev2: Was there a word on the candles
empyreon: cringeHAHA
forcedreject: Dinky Little only lived for 4 years
Lysander_salamander: it's the little things you need to appreciate
theawesomeonev2: I think I was just seeing things
ButterBall000: Great now I can't stop thinking of Dinky Little's Little Dinky
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Tundrabee_: thats it
fleufelove: omg
fleufelove: no way
Tundrabee_: im angry now
Lysander_salamander: hello all of you!
fleufelove: these animaols lookin posh af
Strebenherz: Welcome raiders!
Tundrabee_: i didnt want here
fleufelove: hello
ethstin: hallo
just_spork_: animal funny haha yes
fleufelove: turnda don't be me
fleufelove: an
fleufelove: mean
just_spork_: hello now
BloodnBullets: vines to get driftwood?
Lysander_salamander: you can open the window now, maybe?
fleufelove: congrats on 300
Lysander_salamander: bummer
fleufelove: viewer
KeytarCat: No, like we asked for a lamp
theawesomeonev2: I bet now we need the grammaphone
fleufelove: 300 viewer
JustNotAFox: tie up the pelican!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Rob the horn from the music machine to shove in her ear?
fleufelove: vine on clock
fleufelove: 7 second
GreatWahooney: vine on haberdashery kit? fashion a lasso out of it?
niccus: at this point it's tradition and/or inertia
Lysander_salamander: I think this one is trying to be obtuse on purpose, as an "homage?"
KeytarCat: They're puzzle games, where you have to find the puzzles
SkylerRingtail: Can we reclaim the axe?
Lysander_salamander: can you steal the halberd again, now that you've used it already?
BloodnBullets: retrieve axe for getting driftwood?
Lysander_salamander: yay!
TheThirdTail: Now axe the pelican!
mwlsn: Axe to use on pelican
ButterBall000: I just noticed the naked mole rat
AdamYMHMI: Well now you can get the driftwood at least
Lysander_salamander: fine, don't use the axe for the door. That makes sense, game.
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GreatWahooney: not dead, just stunned
saucemaster5000: Buddy Christ?
Lysander_salamander: why do they need the driftwood, though?
niccus: wait, what animal is jesus
KeytarCat: @Lysander_salamander It's there!
niccus: a+ for actually making the voice actor do the line with a stick in the mouth
Lysander_salamander: ok sure
Earthenone: i asssume the bear is jesus, it can waka waka on water
Lysander_salamander: ah, the classic pipe organ
forcedreject: Gordan Freeman
MAPBoardgames: What is a crowbar but an oddly shaped key?
saucemaster5000: @Earthenone seabatClap
LadyGrey21: Nah it's for the black powder so we can build a makeshift bomb to blow down the door
Lysander_salamander: Frumple, why
TheAinMAP: How do the acoustics turn out?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Frumple the first rule of improv is "yes, and" you damp bellend.
flatluigi: not a red rope
forcedreject: Launch thineself outside the airlock?
Lysander_salamander: oh, fishing line. How topical
flatluigi: never a red rope
Mr_Horrible: how is that top hat so pristine?
TheAinMAP: Squid1 Squid2 Squid3 Squid4
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BloodnBullets: octopus had thread
Lysander_salamander: but first, the hoes
DEATHlikescats: Crowbar on those boxes?
Lysander_salamander: is it a rabbit?
Driosenth: A crowbar is the skeleton key of wooden doors
DEATHlikescats: (Will stop backseating)
DrLigmaPhD: The babadook
Lysander_salamander: oh
Lysander_salamander: ok
Mr_Horrible: SeriousSloth
Lysander_salamander: if only we could have played as Ambrose
A_Dub888: lrrSLOTH
MAPBoardgames: The Machine! The Machine!
DEATHlikescats: HypeLurk HypeNom HypeLurk HypeNom HypeLurk HypeNom
Featherweight_: wood chipper
KV1NN4: ahahaha
Mr_Horrible: a scandalous slideshow
flatluigi: put it back in your pants hippo
DEATHlikescats: It’s a…. Dang I forgot the name!
LathosTiran: a nickelodeon
DrLigmaPhD: Time to look at some porn
Greendrag13: Oh! I seem to have returned just in time for the burlesque segment!
DEATHlikescats: Early motion picture nudie vids
SoulSurgae: ooh havent we seen a coin somewher
ButterBall000: Dr. Frumple sounds like an incredibly disinterested Yahtzee Crowshaw
AdamYMHMI: Can we get one of them to wear the cowboy hat?!
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Two_Hats: WHY... why is it there?
MAPBoardgames: @ButterBall000 I was thinking the same thing
niccus: alright, now use the screwdriver with the gunpowder barrels
GreatWahooney: I'm glad Cori's having such a lovely time
GredGredmansson: tomMouth
A_Dub888: !birb
SK__Ren: Shhh, she can hear you now
niccus: that leaves... a napron?
GreatWahooney: we have a dusty sheet, surely that'll work for an apron
niccus: here i am, just trying to look at some naked animals,
BloodnBullets: diving helm?
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
DrLigmaPhD: Oh what fun all of us suffering together
aitsu100: the Hippo knicked em when we werent looking
GhostofJeffGoldblum: That is just plain rude.
TheAwkes: It's interesting that their delivery isn't monotone, but every line is somehow delivered the same.
Greendrag13: Was that a coin on the map!?
Lysander_salamander: oh, the vase.
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ghyllnox: @greendrag13 Likely a compass
DEATHlikescats: The barrels in the cave can now be crowbarred
Lysander_salamander: yay
A_Dub888: !yay
LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
DEATHlikescats: Yay!
Lysander_salamander: yaaaaaaaaay
GreatWahooney: and it just fits on, without any fastening needed?
Wolfstrike_NL: !badadvice
LRRbot: Are you sure you want to defer turn?
DEATHlikescats: Lol
DEATHlikescats: Worth it
Boiler_bot: Huh
Mr_Horrible: he's surfaced, it seems
Lysander_salamander: oh
Boiler_bot: Hm
niccus: oh. well at least it's unintentional
DEATHlikescats: Telegraph?
MAPBoardgames: Such an invertebrate racist
flatluigi: that last one sounded wet
emberBecky: isn't that squids? do octopuses have ink?
Kibbik: Very much enjoying their fine hates.
Kibbik: and hats
niccus: (some) octopi also have ink
Lysander_salamander: aw
Mr_Horrible: they will never leave this cave
Driosenth: Still looking for that rubber chickens with pulleys in the middle after 35 years
MAPBoardgames: AAA like Lucas Arts?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: There are good, modern ones. Like Norco.
3and4fifths: Does Cyan Worlds count?
Gekyouryuu: FPS games ARE point and click adventures. The only puzzle is "use gun on man"
Invitare: Action Adventure IS a huge genre
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I would argue games likr Citizen Sleeper are the evolution of point and click adventure games. Or Disco.
Pteraspidomorphi: Pentiment?
DEATHlikescats: Disco is the evolution of adventure games
emberBecky: yeh this might be something Paul would like. It even has a sloth.
Quentastic: wadjet eye games makes good adventure games
3and4fifths: MTGA Arena is a point and click
canahedo: Kings Quest transitioned into first person and people hated it
Mr_Horrible: a *little* less ridiculous but still somewhat convoluted
KeytarCat: Identifying the puzzle you have to solve
Featherweight_: this is a very deliberate throwback
AdamYMHMI: Is this kind of a legacy genre then? There are better ways to do the "game" portion of the storytelling, but the genre is more the point than the story or play pattern
iarethel0ser: There is AN solution. It may or may not have a passing relationship with logic.
Lysander_salamander: Were they trying to be obscure on purpose? As an homage to the older games?
lackingsanity: well not quite sierra in that we havent seen a fail state yet, just a lot of trying to use x on y
DEATHlikescats: It’s the same frustration as being technically correct but not what the test sees as the correct answer
DrLigmaPhD: Then, "frustratingly circuitous" is very British
Invitare: might this genre more accurately be considered a puzzle-adventure?
niccus: a reasonable swing at it
Cocoathunder432: See ya!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Throwbacks are polarizing. You love them, or hate them for not being more modern. Both valid!
DrLigmaPhD: Shut it down and delete it
chaostreader: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Adam continues his play through of Doki Doki Literature Club! on this evening's Bonus Stream. Game: Doki Doki Literature Club!) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (31m from now).
niccus: oh it's a very different game
DEATHlikescats: Terra nil continue to be awesome
DEATHlikescats: *continues
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Be mind, rewind. Be Paul, uninstall.
jessieimproved: I imagine W&P puts a kink in that
Kibbik: lrrAWESOME
Gekyouryuu: DDLC
SurfDownstage: Ooh more doki!
ContingentCat: oooo DDLC
LathosTiran: oof
KV1NN4: Brave Adam
Mr_Horrible: okie doki literature club
shurtal: Morbin' Out
Lysander_salamander: mmm
Gekyouryuu: Morbius is in this game?
DrLigmaPhD: Morbius and his ex, Blade, still have some issues to work out
SK__Ren: So would you say its closer to Chimera squad?
shurtal: Rob Leifeld?
niccus: he's absolutely liefeld big
DrLigmaPhD: Steve "Absolute Unit" Rogers
GapFiller: Rogers looks v bike pumped
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
Gekyouryuu: Feet? You mean oblong rectangles?
GhostValv: o7
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