Talking Simulator | Lord Winklebottom Investigates

  Juliamon: sadness... I finished my coffee
 KeytarCat: @Juliamon Coffee over, must find new ritual drink
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Lord Winklebottom Investigates) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (0s from now).
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 KeytarCat: yoooo
TheAinMAP: Signal.
 Manae:  
 TehAmelie: signal has been achieved
 Manae: Signal and heck of a sting
 beowuuf: 
 KeytarCat: Commercials!  must be 
 GapFiller:      
 MrVirite: I have TTS for twitch notifications
 beowuuf: that chord scared me
 MrVirite: I had to do a double take
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  Juliamon: From the image used in the schedule and the name, I got a strong vibe of that one bird(?) detective game
  Juliamon: but like, with color
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm excited just based on the title 
  Sarah_Serinde: Also istg Cori if you get me into yet another game... >_>
 TehAmelie: did you know they have found the genome for language learning only in corvids and parrots?
 kujalet: hello chat 
 TehAmelie: well, aside from humans
 SkylerRingtail: @TehAmelie Further confirmation that corvids are awesome
 GapFiller:  humans are infact birds confirmed
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 TehAmelie: well, parrots are the ones who also have a concept of "playtime"
 TehAmelie: but hello Cameron and Cori
LidofLoathing: Yeah, ravens are quite large
  Juliamon: Birds get quite large
 Manae: That crow is the size of an eagle. Oh god.
 Darleysam: got crows, magpies, rooks AND ravens all near me. It rocks.
 GreatWahooney: I've seen an ostrich. Are crows that big?
 GreatWahooney: uh, ravens
  Sarah_Serinde: Excellent
 TehAmelie: more like TWINKlebottom i don't know what this game is
 GreatWahooney: sounds like a... tall tale
 Darleysam: sounds like one hell of a Disco Elysium mod
 SkylerRingtail: It's okay, we all make money mistakes
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 beowuuf: the real mystery is why, computers, why?
 Lord_Hosk: There was a raven that would sit on top of the light poll outside our headquarters building, and if you didn't close and lock the dumpster it would open the lid and yell at you.  It wouldn't rummage through the trash, it would just open the lid fly back up and yell at you.
 TehAmelie: Neal Ophelia Signal, queen of the west
ghyllnox: Short
 GreatWahooney: so dapper!
 niccus: this is already a strong statement
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ghyllnox: Answering the question of how a giraffe would wear pants
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 TehAmelie: tought, like a toiger
  Sarah_Serinde: Good timing too, since we're just getting started
 TehAmelie: *toight
 KeytarCat: Ashalot
 Darleysam: this sounds like it might pair well with Frog Detective
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TehAmelie: a salamander and a goat, good animals so far
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  Sarah_Serinde: That painting
 TehAmelie: goat with a pearl earring
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  Sarah_Serinde: "Open the door and start yelling" is a mood
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh hey Cori sweet shirt
 TehAmelie: it's how most of us start life
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Graham 
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 beowuuf: hey graham's hand and now graham's head
  Sarah_Serinde: Flawless plan
 empyreon: oh hai G
 GreatWahooney: it's a G!
 TehAmelie: hello 1/8th of Graham's chest
 GapFiller:  hai G
 TehAmelie: hey there you are
 GreatWahooney: love a special guest episode
Gladuir: Woo stream trouble shooting!
 beowuuf: plot twist - this is part of the mystery 
 Jasoman: ah is Horticulturist canceled?!
 TehAmelie: right, no game audio may be a bigger problem not even our delightful hosts may be enough for
ghyllnox: Lord Graham Investigates! The computer sound
 TehAmelie: what in the 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 TehAmelie: commercials, you so wacky
 Jasoman: I gave your mom 2 feet
TheAinMAP: 
 GreatWahooney: Danny the Street crapshot? 
  Sarah_Serinde: I blame the computer
 beowuuf: #blameJames
 TehAmelie: ah, sounds
 SkylerRingtail: Audio totally worth it
 KV1NN4: Aw nice! Danny The Street is such a great NB
 GhostValv: D:
  Sarah_Serinde: And to think, we were missing out on dramatic music sting and shocked scream
TheAinMAP:  
 GreatWahooney: love the chunes
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 TehAmelie: i so love Danny the Street, mainlt for his final evolution of Danny the World
 theawesomeonev2: Also hay everyone
 xerjen: Oh god, I don't understand a word without reading 
 beowuuf: wait, the hippo isn't yahtzee, is it?
CAKHost: Is that yahtzee?
 KeytarCat: The pearl earring!
 LordZarano: 
 TehAmelie: at some point i would like to take a survey of how many Englanders have ever played cricket, to see how many understand the adjective "cricket" means "fair"
 TehAmelie: i would not want to get anywhere near poolcue range of a hippo
 LordZarano: 
 KeytarCat: @TehAmelie Polycule range of a hippo
 TehAmelie: you remember the top ten list of human killing animals: first there's malaria mosquitos. then, at about sixth place, humans. then at ninth or tenth place, hippos
 KeytarCat: I like milk tea
UraharaSci: Tea first so you know how much milk you need to put in…
 KeytarCat: Dr., you're a donk
 MungoDude: if fine china, milk first to protect it, else tea first
 KeytarCat: Holy shit, Frog war??
 TehAmelie: is this Frog Fractions 3?
 KeytarCat: Frog-tongue giraffe
 beowuuf: let's niope started early
 TehAmelie: question: has anyone ever made a "talking head" shot of a giraffe?
 theawesomeonev2: Also the hippo isn't Yahtzee according to moby games. The two mains have the same actor
 beowuuf: cheers
 TehAmelie: that hippo has human-murder in its eyes, i can tell
 TehAmelie: are there humans in this world? maybe the hippo nation has to invent them before they can murder them
Pteraspidomorphi: There are a lot of cross fades
 theawesomeonev2: Never thought I'd hear an Irish puffin but here we are
 TehAmelie: on a class trip in 11th grade, i lived a week on the main island for puffin generation, in the north seas of Norway. unfortunately not in a season when puffins were anywhere near
 CururuGuasu: Magic tar!
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum:   
 Two_Hats:   
 saucemaster5000:   
 xerjen: Does the hippo still have the tea with them?
 elkae:   
 GreatWahooney: I love how Frumple goes around with a nice cuppa everywhere. life goals, really
 corefluxx: Yoink
 BusTed:    
 KeytarCat: The trogs arrive!
 TehAmelie: hello troglodytes
 MrSarkhan:   
fry_dx: clap clap clap
  Juliamon: this sure is a voice acting of all time
 TehAmelie: and maybe Adam?
 GreatWahooney: the gall on that gull!
 saucemaster5000: I see we came in at the serious part of the game
 BusTed: literal second story work
 elkae: It does seem very serious
 TehAmelie: is there perhaps some symbolism in the landlord being a pig?
 niccus: with these types of games you don't get to see the hot tongue action without external dlcs
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: never a bad time for a pint eh
 Mr_Horrible: see, heat makes me want a nice wit
 TehAmelie: hippopotami, the name notwithstanding, are closely related to pigs
 elkae: I thought they were just terrible, moist cats
 KeytarCat: But we won't steal pearls
 theawesomeonev2: Didn't realise giraffes have such stick hooves
 Mr_Horrible: damn, he's not joking when it comes to his beer
 KeytarCat: My bro lived near a place called Billy Beer in the Netherlands.  In dutch, Beer is Bear, but it was also a good bar
 rasterscan: Good on the devs for providing a response to guide the player.
 rasterscan: As opposed to saying "This didn't work."
 KeytarCat: Can you take the saw?
 theawesomeonev2: Was that a scouse accent?
Fanklok: Are you about to interrogate someone?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: what could gop wrong?
 Mr_Horrible: probably have some on the poker now
 theawesomeonev2: 
 BlueDaNewb: Saw that barrel
 KeytarCat: Dr., stop being a donk!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: racist./
  Juliamon: TehAmelie we found the anti-human sentiment!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: get *clap* this *clap* bird *clap* drunk *clap*
Fanklok: Time to give the functioning alcoholic some booze
 SK__Ren: Seagulp
 CururuGuasu: Get that bird sloshed
 theawesomeonev2: This bird needs AA
 KeytarCat: Learning how a P+C marks things is the most annoying step
JustNotAFox: @Fanklok Just keep focusing on the "functioning"
Timagio: irish puffin is not a combination I was expecting
 theawesomeonev2: Watch your profanity Mr hippo
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I love that response
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "we have tickets!" "no."
 KeytarCat: I don't want to make the sad dog do the thing that makes him sad
 BloodnBullets: Morning folk... WTF did I just walk in on?!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Use moustache on cat
 BusTed: Haha.
Timagio: 
  Juliamon: BloodnBullets Yes.
 theawesomeonev2: Oh god the honey yoyo
Fanklok: I still think about honey yo-yo sometimes
 Mr_Horrible: I love that 2 of these puzzles have involved duplicitous libations
 BloodnBullets: @Juliamon why do I feel like no better explanation is actually possible...
 KeytarCat: Watered rum
 CururuGuasu: That worked!?!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: adventure games are frequently quite silly.
LathosTiran: we have a theft quota?
Timagio: It's storm time
 KeytarCat: Not night, stormy
  Juliamon: Queue up the Gilligan's Island theme
 empyreon: 
 theawesomeonev2: Wrap a sheet around the giraffes neck and you have a sail
 Mr_Horrible: and then they died
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: is he going to...row the whole way there?
Timagio: With his little doggy hands
Boiler_bot: In the dark.
  Sarah_Serinde: Seems welcoming
 James_the_Dabbler: What, exactly, is Lord Winklebottom investigating?
Timagio: Giraffey
TheAinMAP: There's been a murder.
 KeytarCat: @James_the_Dabbler So far, nothing.  The audience knows there's been a suspicious death
Fanklok: *A murder occurs*
Timagio: Wait, that was all jus tthe prologue?!
 James_the_Dabbler: Egads! How foul!
ihlendrax: That’s some dramatic music. Nice.
 empyreon: 
Boopity: 
Boiler_bot: unbelievable
 theawesomeonev2: @james_the_dabbler an axalotle murder
 SK__Ren: Did he axolotl questions?
 GreatWahooney: as strong as an oxolotl
 KeytarCat: @Timagio tutorial, to show you how this game will be telling you things.  It's important for a Point&Click because they don't work consistently
Timagio: The winkley bottom of it.
  Juliamon: BloodnBullets Vertical aquarium tube
 theawesomeonev2: Has to be a cat
passwordlost_hereiam: Pumfrey the Pug?
 SK__Ren: Hippopotomus?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: look at all those chickens
 theawesomeonev2: What if they have a human pet
Timagio: Couple of old chicks
 lackingsanity: Convenient inventory clearing now that we're out of the intro area
 laundreydhull:    
 theawesomeonev2: 
 Mr_Horrible: from a previous marriage 
passwordlost_hereiam: Same way we all do
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: CAMERON
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: EXCELLENT JOKE
 Steelwolf171: Isn't mounting a moose head on a wall the equivalent of us mounting some schmuck's head up there?
Timagio: How is babby formed?
 GreatWahooney: at least they have all their duck portraits in a row
Fanklok: When an Axololt and a Duck love each otehr very much
 James_the_Dabbler: Well, you see chat, when a axolotl and a duck love each other very much
 theawesomeonev2: Jesus dark
 laundreydhull: @Fanklok weh?
 theawesomeonev2: You absolutely do
 theawesomeonev2: Sloth
 BloodnBullets: Turtle!
 GreatWahooney: they should ring a gong at auctions. then they'd announce that it's going, going, gong
 James_the_Dabbler: Tortoise would be funny
 theawesomeonev2: Oh yeah turtle too
Fanklok: I'm guessing subversion and it's a cheetah
 AdamYMHMI: If he's slow and a rabbit, it's would be perfect
 theawesomeonev2: What the fox say
Timagio: Dapper
passwordlost_hereiam: Are these Kickstarter backers?
 GDwarble: Rockhoppers have the best faces
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: we stan a gay scientist penguin
 James_the_Dabbler: Oh! gay penguins!
Boopity: Whoa, ToS!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I love that.
 rasterscan: *shudder*
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's very good.
 niccus: a naked naked mole rat
 GhostValv: haha
PandaByName: is that the george costanza pose?
 GreatWahooney: imagine not having to leave your house to take the tube
Timagio: I loved Spode, the game by maxis
 theawesomeonev2: Only problem is any time anyone used the toilet he'd go shooting into a different room
 rasterscan: Wowww.
 jessieimproved: ah, the original definition of Doctor
Timagio: Racist!
 KeytarCat: That's a lot of schooling
 TheMerricat: Frumple...
 rasterscan: Racist or sexist?
 BloodnBullets: love that colour change reaction!
  Juliamon: Frumple really kinda sucks huh
 rasterscan: @Juliamon Yeeeep.
 theawesomeonev2: I keep reading that as galifray and wondering what animal the doctor would be
 James_the_Dabbler: Man Frumple is a jerk
 KeytarCat: Mod to mute Frumple
 roastbeefsandwitch: how very British of a name for a game.
 jessieimproved: The voice acting in this game is great
Timagio: @theawesomeonev2 A particularly clever rodent.
 GreatWahooney: I'm amazed Frumple didn't spill his tea on the boat
Boiler_bot: Prelude to Battle of Tsushima, right?
Charlymandias: The entire story of that expedition is amazing. How they thought they would win a battle at the end of it is beyond me
 SnackPak_: art
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: chameleons are like...infamously easy to kill
 James_the_Dabbler: In RUSSIA?
Timagio: Only the russians could manage that kind of boondoggle.
 theawesomeonev2: Youed atlest not have a fly problem anymore
kristian_fischer: @Charlymandias Nobody in that fleet thought they could win, believe me.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: you can spook them to death
 niccus: truly the horse of the reptile world
Timagio: Like, say, a ship
 Steelwolf171: How?? Chameleons move like 2km per day, how slow were these sailors?
noSmokeFire: so we can conclude that a russian submarine is the ideal chameleon conservation environment
Charlymandias: @kristian_fischer Sadly that is probably true
 beowuuf: now i know the real world inspiration for the klingon / tribble war
kristian_fischer: Battle of Tsushima. The Russians sent their BALTIC fleet to the Pacific. Took almost a year.
 TheMerricat: Short video about the whole voyage... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzGqp3R4Mx4
 beowuuf: this is true 
 KeytarCat: Grumpycat
kristian_fischer: NO. WIRE. HANGERS.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: unless the klingons are the chameleons in the story
 KV1NN4: i accidentally toasted a house gecko when i was a kid (tho given it was int eh toaster it was already dead in there somehow unless there were bugs eating crumbs...?)...grew up int he tropics
 theawesomeonev2: Yup just steal a dead man's things
 KeytarCat: a KNIFE
 Earthenone: at least you dident toast a house hippo
 niccus: if it catches my fingers it better be lethal
Timagio: Where would you put one
 BloodnBullets: maybe we shouldnt clip that...
kristian_fischer: Like George Costanza building a nap room under his desk.
 KeytarCat: I used that trick to discover I gave a cute person the wrong phone number
 KeytarCat: No one likes you at all, Dr.
 Mr_Horrible: "Clever Clogs" is still a great pejorative
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Timagio: Bit of a non sequitor
kristian_fischer: Apropos of nothing, I'm sure. 
 theawesomeonev2: I'm sure you could cram it in at 5£
 theawesomeonev2: 5x speed*
 KeytarCat: Seth meyers in a verizon commercial, huh
 BloodnBullets: it was long enough to watch a new crapshot
 KeytarCat: and a commercial for TubeBuddy, a service to get your yt videos seen!  That can't be legit
 theawesomeonev2: @keytarcat it's great when mega corporations spy on you and sell your data and then can't even show you ads of the things you do want
Shampp: I don't often catch a stream, so its nice to be remembered of how much effort they put into their content. The fading adverts and channel plugs are so smooth and professional.
 Lysander_salamander: Hippos can hold their breath for a while, right?
 Lysander_salamander: Aye-aye?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Aye-aye?
 GreatWahooney: that's a hallway, apparently
 zeathean: so much drama this llama
 Mischievous_Catgeist: bush baby
 theawesomeonev2: What pelican would 100%  be played by Angela lansbury
 Mr_Horrible: is that anything like sloe gin?
 beowuuf: 1920s?
 theawesomeonev2: Okay maybe not in voice
 KeytarCat: Oh, an actor who didn't care for their health while they were working
 KeytarCat: Like when I talk to musicians over 40
kusinohki: meows
kusinohki: so how long before we combine honey and a yo-yo?
 beowuuf: poiker and tar already happened 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 KeytarCat: I saw an ad for hearing aids at the pharmacy yesterday, turns out they're just like airpods now
 KeytarCat: Proper copper coffee pot!
 Lysander_salamander: heck yeah dumbwaiter!
 laundreydhull: what did  just utter!? 
 Lysander_salamander: Dumbwaiter was an odd short story.  The movie adaptation was pretty good, though.
kusinohki: what a crock(ery)
 theawesomeonev2: Says the racist hippo
 v_nome: Must be Canadian butter
 KeytarCat: You serve white wine chilled!
Pteraspidomorphi: It was red
 Mischievous_Catgeist: the call back
 KeytarCat: @Pteraspidomorphi I was continuing the lord's comment
 KeytarCat: calf scouts
 SK__Ren: I wonder how that would apply to espresso
 HasturTheYellow: if you melt the butter first it's easier to drink
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Quite so
 KeytarCat: It's why the same drink tastes notably different prepared hot v cold
 SK__Ren: Steam milk first and add shots or start with shots and add steamed milk
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 GreatWahooney: an axodoll
 KeytarCat: @SK__Ren Latte v. machiato, I think?
 GreatWahooney: axolodoll?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: A newt doll 
novrdd:   
 theawesomeonev2: Dun sun duuuuuuuuhhhhh
 KeytarCat: Under your nose!
 theawesomeonev2: How would no one see that
TheAinMAP: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: NO. WIRE. HANGARS. EVER.
 theawesomeonev2: Jamie is that you
 Mischievous_Catgeist: the hand?!
novrdd: 
 theawesomeonev2: Left myth busters to be a priest
 LurkerSpine: I don't like bird hands
 TheThirdTail: @SK__Ren Oh no, I want to go full coffee geek... But to keep it short, there really aren't any milk drinks that don't add the milk to the shot. A macchiato is... a divisive word, but the traditional one is only different in that it uses far less milk (it is "marked" by milk, which is the meaning of the italian word)
 BloodnBullets: @LurkerSpine agreed, bird hand is deeply weird.
novrdd: Wings are for plebs
LathosTiran: its the Seal of the Confessional
 Lysander_salamander: The armor with the webbed feet is a nice touch
kusinohki: is this the 1st seal or the 7th seal??
 KeytarCat: @SK__Ren Fascinating!  Another point where my toxic roommate was wrong but I believed him!
 TheThirdTail: @SK__Ren and either way, nothing in the process should ever be above the scalding temp of milk, so it shouldn't really matter
 theawesomeonev2: Hippos do be deceptively fast
 Lysander_salamander: aw
 TheThirdTail: @SK__Ren eh, welllll, there's also the meaning of macchiato that comes originally from the Starbucks drink and is completely different. which makes it annoying and confusing haha
 Mischievous_Catgeist: bowtie looks like fish
Fanklok: Just had to perform lawn mower surgery. The go pedal shaft had slipped the vroom vroom switch.
 AdamYMHMI: Cat Winslet?
novrdd: Winslet.. Hmm how sophisticated
 KeytarCat: @AdamYMHMI Oh shit!
 theawesomeonev2: Love a good use of bonce
 rasterscan: I don't get it.  Cat Winslet?
 HasturTheYellow: A Journalist Cat, to satisfy their curiosity
 theawesomeonev2: Like Kate Winslet?
 AdamYMHMI: @rasterscan Kate Winslet
Fanklok: Because he's a black cat?
novrdd: Titanic Movie
novrdd: Actress
 SK__Ren: @SK__Ren The more you know
novrdd: Poor thing
kusinohki: try - united states, canada, mexico, panama, ...
 rasterscan: @AdamYMHMI Oh, thank you.
 theawesomeonev2: You've stolen everything else!
 KeytarCat: Sir bumbles the bee?
 Lysander_salamander: you can use the hose for siponing off the water, Winklebottom!
 niccus: what a photogenic duck
 Faulpyr: That is a fancy duck
 SK__Ren: Gasp
 Mollylele: Josie Lawrence, she sounds like Josie Lawrence
 theawesomeonev2: Loved josie on who's line and the small bit in good omans
  Juliamon: no
  Juliamon: Yahtzee would have better delivery
 theawesomeonev2: @forcedreject no unfortunaly. Same actor as the girrafe
forcedreject: Ah
AlsoSopranoCat: No, like all busybody civilian detectives, they just hate you and hung up
novrdd: Hmm fix the line, fire hazard later
forcedreject: Can you pet the dog?
 KV1NN4: wait.. are these Kickstarter Backers' pets?
Greendrag13:   A GOOD BOY
 SnackPak_: fancy
 lackingsanity: toilet seat tower of hanoiÉ
 SK__Ren: Toilet seats of hanoi?
 theawesomeonev2: Don't let the hippo use the toilet. It'll be everywhere
 SkylerRingtail: World-building!
 Invitare: he probably puts the milk in before the cereal too
AlsoSopranoCat: Monster
JustNotAFox: Dear Winklebottom, if you wanted an empty bottle, why not keep the OTHER TWO YOU ALREADY TOOK THIS MORNING?
Manwichcannon: Buttering the chute seems promising
Fanklok: The "I don't want to draw two hands" pf video game design
AlsoSopranoCat: butter time!
forcedreject: Cam, Bah is for sheep
 theawesomeonev2: Butter key?
 v_nome: Aqui?
AlsoSopranoCat: butter makes a mold!
 koodooman: is that a welsh slug?!
AlsoSopranoCat: boooo
 theawesomeonev2: @koodooman that's absolutely a Welsh slug
novrdd: 
 koodooman: @theawesomeonev2 nice
 theawesomeonev2: Is it gonna be a human
 Invitare: Wendigo
 theawesomeonev2: Oh god it is
AlsoSopranoCat: it WAS a human!
forcedreject: Hooman?
Timagio: Preposterous!
 niccus: the most dangerous game...
Boopity: So dramatic!
novrdd: 
 theawesomeonev2: 
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 theawesomeonev2: I hope its just a real pic of a human. Not drawn at all
AlsoSopranoCat: barghest is an animal monster soooo
Timagio: And yet the people here are animals, so
 Earthenone: !quote hannah
  LRRbot: Quote #1354: "I'm a horse now." —Hannah
AlsoSopranoCat: ~dies laughing~ McDeath
 Lysander_salamander: neat
 theawesomeonev2: 
 They_Are_Alyx: Sharkspeare is *chef's kiss*
Timagio: Sha-oh come on
 theawesomeonev2: Ha its funny cos bird means female
 theawesomeonev2: Match on the arger?
chaostreader: Probably need the gramophone to talk to the pelican.
 Lysander_salamander: Did they ever play Tangle Tower on this series?
forcedreject: I have so many questions how the giraffe did that without thumbs
AlsoSopranoCat: what?
Boiler_bot: Tangle Tower could be a good one.
Timagio: This guy really is an aristocrat, never cooked before
 KeytarCat: Wax your neck with butter
 theawesomeonev2: @lysander_salamander there's not mention of it on the wiki
 BloodnBullets: maybe you can now you have a reason?
 TheMerricat: Heather has played tangle Tower I can't remember if anyone else in the LRR crew has
 Lysander_salamander: mollusk!
 Mollylele: completely wild that taxidermy exists in this world
AlsoSopranoCat: is this one of those games where you can go back and pick things up once you need them?  Get the towel now?
 niccus: but if it did, it *would* be the british to have it
 theawesomeonev2: Just admit to murder 🙃
Timagio: ha!
TheAinMAP: Wait, that albatross would be a person in this world.
Timagio: Precisely
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Timagio: Bumped into him in the bar, he did
AlsoSopranoCat: Okay, so less irritating game design there then
AlsoSopranoCat: BOOOO
 Lysander_salamander: oooog
 theawesomeonev2: Oh god not those films
 AdamYMHMI: Boo
 SK__Ren: I've seen Movies about him
 Lysander_salamander: oh, ceasare
Fanklok: Oh my fucking god a monkey named caesar
Timagio: CEASAAAAAAR
 BloodnBullets: so frumple is rasict against primates and reptiles.
 KeytarCat: Oh great, rich guy who's into Caesarean Rome, that's a good sigm
 Lysander_salamander: To be fair "Roll over Beethoven" existed before the movies
AlsoSopranoCat: butter is bad real logic but good video game logic
 KeytarCat: sign
 TheMerricat: Oh I just looked up the solution for this one. I would cry
Timagio: He is a hippo, and they are notoriously ornery
 roastbeefsandwitch: @TheMerricat I mean, that's classic adventure games
 KeytarCat: I thought I saw a navigation outside, in the bottom right
 theawesomeonev2: @themerricat oh god yeah that's a bit abstract
 TheMerricat: @roastbeefsandwitch Yes but we are in the realm of honey yo-yo again
 xantos69: So, what's this all about?
 Mollylele: Frumple you are dead weight
 KeytarCat: cool
 James_the_Dabbler: Can you use that ladle?
 Masslost: i thought i saw  a door say attic earlier
Timagio: @xantos69 We're here to solve the death of a mysterious old axolotl man
 LordZarano: @TheMerricat Honey yo-yo was indicated beforehand though
 SnackPak_: 
 James_the_Dabbler: That's a real small screw
mjiig: An infinite progression of smaller knives?
 SnackPak_: comeon tiny screwdriver in the dumbwaiter
 Lysander_salamander: I should try out "Aviary Attorney" sometime
 Featherweight_: yay lye!
forcedreject: Salt? Wonder if the Welsh slug can touch that
 niccus: time to lick the big electrical switch
TheAinMAP: 
Timagio: 
 Lysander_salamander: Come on, Winklebottom, use your tongue on the switch!
 KeytarCat: hoof the dumbwaiter?
 Lysander_salamander: can we toss a smaller person into the dumbwaiter
 BloodnBullets: maybe the maid can open the basment now
 LordZarano: Oof, saltwater for a freshwater animal. What a terrible way to go
 theawesomeonev2: Keys probably for the basement
Timagio: A Baguette for the Barghest
 theawesomeonev2: Yeah it's a bit of a stretch
 Lysander_salamander: ah, the fancy portable napkin
 roastbeefsandwitch: of course, slang humor. "old bird" is an actual bird, "old goat" is actually a goat.
 theawesomeonev2: Ah so it's sequanced
Timagio: Damnable trade quests
 SkylerRingtail: Was there a toolbox somewhere?
 KeytarCat: This is why I think all P&Cs need a "show interactables" button
Timagio: ^^^ that a thousand times
theamc2000: Y is the missionary a seal?
 KeytarCat: The rest can be pretty obtuse, as long as you tell me what tools I have to work with
 Lysander_salamander: mmm, turgid
 Astramentha: @theamc2000 y not
 theawesomeonev2: The salution to the crystal ball is a bit weird too
theamc2000: @astramentha as in what is the pun
 KeytarCat: Pitcher plant might have a hoof option?
 Astramentha: @theamc2000 Ah, fair. Unfortunately I dunno
 Mollylele: aaaaand poisoned
theamc2000: @astramentha oh well
 KeytarCat: Incremental p[rogress!
 roastbeefsandwitch: aha, a mold
 theawesomeonev2: Sorry didn't realise we were back to strange horticulture
Timagio: Hot butter!
 KeytarCat: the thing we know is alkaline is the lye we can't reach
Timagio: Once we get that crystal ball out of the way it's smooth sailing
 TheMerricat: Burter's probably burnt by now 
chaostreader: Have we checked the globe for any hints on that world puzzle?
 theawesomeonev2: Did you try taking it before the ball was nicked and it was mentioned by the laama lady?
 KeytarCat: Does the window do anything?
 KeytarCat: That was cute
 roastbeefsandwitch: there's got to be a "how much food can one eat" as an optional achievement in this game, I bet
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 BlueDaNewb: In the kit?
Greendrag13: I think the McDeath book might be finicky like the tie?
forcedreject: Would the haberdashery kit have a needle?
Timagio: We can't interact with the haberdashery kit
 KeytarCat: check your book?
forcedreject: Could ask the hippo for more advice?
forcedreject: They can't stick to the yoyo by themselves...
chaostreader: Can we add the sap to the butter?
 BusTed: 
 AdamYMHMI: Gibb!
TheAinMAP: 
 lackingsanity: so where is the butler then?
 KeytarCat: WHAT
 BlueDaNewb: Talk to the daughter again?
 KeytarCat: Well, I guess we didn't click everything...
 KeytarCat: Have we checked the towel since learning we need one?
JakeKamas: Is there more stuff at the bottom of the dumbwaiter?
 AdamYMHMI: @KeytarCat Yep, same dialogue
 KeytarCat: hmm
 GreatWahooney: ah yes, poor some fire in the vase
 GreatWahooney: *pour, even
 Featherweight_: hot butter
 LordZarano: *Now* can we take the butter?
 TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun so a small hint if it doesn't offend, some require being interacted with more than once before you can actually do what you need to do with them.
 LordZarano: Welp
 frnknstn: @TheMerricat that is one of the cardinal sins of adventure game design
 Featherweight_: knife on moose?
 theawesomeonev2: @featherweight_ can't do it with the goat lady there
 AdamYMHMI: Some hot tunes?
 LadyGrey21: I thought we might be able to convince frumple we needed to have some private bathroom time and steal the towel
 theawesomeonev2: Yup the grammaphone had nothing to do with it
 SnackPak_: rip
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 Lysander_salamander: hello raiders
 rasterscan: Classic Adventure Game Logic.
 lackingsanity: so why did the pelican lady eat the crystal ball in the first place?
 rasterscan: Lampshading does NOT make it better, game.
 TheMerricat: @lackingsanity because she's a pelican
forcedreject: Perhaps Tie is hot
 SK__Ren: Is butter still hot?
 Admiralmatt: grease on fire?
JakeKamas: I mean, could you light the tie on fire?
 They_Are_Alyx: Grease the gramophone?
mjiig: Now you've sorted out the crystal ball the hint might have become more useful?
mjiig: Ah well...
 KeytarCat: does he have more hints?
noSmokeFire: is the copy of McBeth still burning?
 KeytarCat: @noSmokeFire we only got the fire text
 LadyGrey21: I am sad we never got the image of a giraffe carrying a hot pan full of butter through a mansion
 Lysander_salamander: Is it the order of the Nations of the World Song?
 BloodnBullets: *McDeath
 theawesomeonev2: The grounds keeper might know where to find a heat source?
 TheMerricat: What would the snail say
LathosTiran: butter up the priest for the answer? 
 Astramentha: Hot tie?
forcedreject: Is the grease on the tie not hot?
chaostreader: Try the globe for a puzzle hint?
 TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun I can confirm for you you are not soft locked...yet.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I doubt the game lets you soft lock yourself like that.
 KeytarCat: She wasn't going to provide a heat source, those prompts have been hints so far
  Juliamon: ARE there soft locks?
 Astramentha: @themerricat That’s a relief
 TheMerricat: @juliamon I looked up a guide and it has each solution on its own page so I have no idea if there is a soft lock or not. But the solution to the problem that they have right now they have not soft locked on.
 KeytarCat: The trick to these games is to never dismiss something without trying it.  Moon logic is only bad if your thinking from the earth!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: It's a 2022 release so I would be surprised if it had soft locks.
 KeytarCat: I've yet to see something truly out of the realm of puzzle world, at least in this game
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: G o n g
 lackingsanity: GONG
 theawesomeonev2:  
forcedreject: But is tie hot? Cause there's definitely been more convoluted logic
 SK__Ren: Map on coins?
 James_the_Dabbler: Is there someone you haven't talked to yet?
 SK__Ren: Ah
forcedreject: RIP
JustNotAFox: Tie is not hot, moose is not up to date on fashion
 KeytarCat: now we've tried the obvious silly option
 Featherweight_: grease the screw?
 DrLigmaPhD: Just arrived. Shoulda known there would be a drunk cat twink the second I saw the animals.
 mwlsn: I thought you said “greasy tie on plot”
 KeytarCat: Tie on knife?
 KeytarCat: make a torch?
ihlendrax: Grease to get into the basement?
 SkylerRingtail: I assume we're operating on "Hey, Chat" rules, yeah?
 DrLigmaPhD: Knife on.... Duck? I'm hungry
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 MAPBoardgames: The tried-and-true adventure game method of rubbing everything you have on everything else
 DrLigmaPhD: Tie on knight! Business knight!
 BloodnBullets: grease on... people?
 lackingsanity: would you like a hint?
 LordZarano: Isn't the key for the attic?
Athelgar: Seal blubber lamps
forcedreject: They won't stick to the yo yo by themselves...
Athelgar: ?
 LadyGrey21: This house is going to be so greasy
 Masslost: i wonder if something can get into the attic or is it a red Harring
 MAPBoardgames: There's a kettle in the kitchen, could that be used to heat the stuck key?
3and4fifths: I can't believe it's not bowtie brand
 DrLigmaPhD: Greasy Balls time
 saucemaster5000: grease the developer's palms to learn solution
 BlueDaNewb: Just burn down the house
 xantos69: Listen, I'm gonna need you to just grease everything.  I mean EVERYTHING.
 TheMerricat: Have you talked to the snail since
 SkylerRingtail: There it is
 Lysander_salamander: aaaaaaa
 shurtal: Lube That Tube is a segment from Fill This Man With Cream
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 lackingsanity: got there
forcedreject: You could say they are...spineless
 MAPBoardgames: racist
 SK__Ren: They got no spine, the lot of em
Boiler_bot: rude
 SnackPak_: wow
 Invitare: the have no backbone
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Li
Boiler_bot: cooking with gas
 BloodnBullets: so now he is racist against reptiles, primates, and invertebrates.
 theawesomeonev2: What the hell is the tie for then if not for lamp 
 SnackPak_: 
 Lysander_salamander: wonder if it breaks after use
 AdamYMHMI: The key breaks in the wrong one...
 Lysander_salamander: there we go
 SnackPak_: omg
 mwlsn: “Apply the heat from the lamp” how??! It’s on the ground!
 DrLigmaPhD: Stealth class warfare
Boiler_bot: Hurrah!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Progress!
 MAPBoardgames:  
 Featherweight_: murder salt
 SK__Ren: Something is miiiising
 theawesomeonev2:   
 GreatWahooney: looks like we have a victim of a salt
 DrLigmaPhD: Drain! That! Tube!
 theawesomeonev2: Tieeeeee
forcedreject: Now tie
 Lysander_salamander: oh yay lube
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Butter tie it's your time to shine
 SnackPak_: lets go tie
 AdamYMHMI: You've been training for this moment!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Well at least they lampshaded it
 theawesomeonev2: Absolutely
 GreatWahooney: about on par with honey yoyo, yes
 theawesomeonev2: Wut
forcedreject: in the end...it didn't even matter
Socratesnote: oh nooooo
 josh___something: Knoife?
 SkylerRingtail: Oh you're gonna hate this solution]
 theawesomeonev2:    
JustNotAFox: 
 BlueDaNewb: oh no
 SnackPak_: 
Athelgar: do not use a knife as a prybart
 josh___something: Fuuuuuuu...
 MAPBoardgames: https://clips.twitch.tv/TemperedTubularJackalKippa-hZrq4Iu4MdxP_-AJ
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 Gekyouryuu: I can think of nothing funny to say and am filled with shame
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 DrLigmaPhD: Knight's axe?
 Lysander_salamander: Frog Wars!
forcedreject: Use this ancient implement of war for the most logical move
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Lysander_salamander: I don't think that's how it's pronounced
 KeytarCat: right?>
 DrLigmaPhD: Cam...
 theawesomeonev2: OSHA compliant I'm sure
 BusTed: 
 shurtal: is that what the one inch punch REALLY was?
 niccus: are we about to demonstrate what happened to that crab next to the pipe
 CururuGuasu: 
 DrLigmaPhD: What? My doctorate in the linguistics of dick jokes is VALID
 Lysander_salamander: oh salt
 theawesomeonev2: Salt water noooooooo
Boiler_bot: oh crap
 koodooman: nooooo! not the welsh slug!! D:
 KeytarCat: Oh and now we learn they salted the water!
 KeytarCat: Manslaughter
 DrLigmaPhD: Now use the axe to take out all the witnesses
 niccus: well, a murder happened, so you know what to do. no witnesses.
 theawesomeonev2: So let's add slugs slaughter to our burglery charge
 DrLigmaPhD: @niccus One braincell
 AdamYMHMI: So they flushed the body and then went to bed? They really are British.
 Featherweight_: ded
 MAPBoardgames: Another mystery!
 xantos69: Crap, you really did kill him!
 KevlarGiraffe: It has a giraffe, it must be a good game.
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 niccus: did *we* cause the initial death somehow?
 koodooman:  7
 GreatWahooney: F
 Lysander_salamander: They killed someone
 saucemaster5000: who's going to zamboni the slug mucus?
 DrLigmaPhD: Eventually everything melts if you think about it
forcedreject: MURDERERS
 theawesomeonev2: Oh were himbo detectives
 Lysander_salamander: manslaughter or negligent homicide
 shurtal: their insides basically become outsides
 SkylerRingtail: Is it murder without intent? Or just manslaughter? Er, slugslaughter
 Invitare: I wonder if anyone needed to use the bathroom over night
 DrLigmaPhD: @theawesomeonev2 Himbo implies some amount of care
 TheFickleCat: Loot him!
 theawesomeonev2: Oh booooooooooo
  NapalmSideburns: So, they're Hildibrand from FF XIV?
 theawesomeonev2: That's a bad sitcom based joke
Boiler_bot: Wow that was a very British sitcom joke.
 theawesomeonev2: You have the knife
 BloodnBullets: cactus needle?
 Swamplor: I'll take "Jokes that don't play in the US for $400, Alex"
 theawesomeonev2: And yeah last of the summer wine was an old british sitcom
 SK__Ren: "found"
 AdamYMHMI: The notes were all written on salt blocks, and he died trying to read them in his tube! I've solved it!
forcedreject: Ah the War of the Worlds reference
 DrLigmaPhD: Use the axe!
forcedreject: Axe time?
 BloodnBullets: "use frumples on dore"
 Lysander_salamander: aaaaa
 Gekyouryuu: Himbopotamus
 DrLigmaPhD: HEEEERES HIPPO!
EldarLuin: Brute force it open!!!
Boiler_bot: He has the hands of a surgeon, though.
AutumnGold: quick throw the lamp at the door!
 theawesomeonev2: Jab the letter opener in it
 AdamYMHMI: The power of prayer to open the door?
 SK__Ren: @forcedreject Written by H.G. Whales?
 niccus: <suspicious caterwauling>
forcedreject: @SK__Ren boo
 GreatWahooney: preposterous, outrageous!
 DrLigmaPhD: Frog with a long cigarette is a fucking vibe tho
 Lysander_salamander: unpleasant
 theawesomeonev2: It's the guy from animal crossing
 niccus: boy are his arms tired
theamc2000: To be fair to the giraffe looking down is a tall order
 Lysander_salamander: surprised they didn't just leave him there, to die
 theawesomeonev2: Was almost 2 accidental murders
 DEATHlikescats: Sherlock Holming pigeon
 Strebenherz: I approve though
 Strebenherz: Heck do I approve
 theawesomeonev2: Well hello.....
 Lysander_salamander: awww
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: CLEANSE THIS ISLAND
 MAPBoardgames: Just put it next to a fire to dry out
 BusTed: cowards
 KeytarCat: The hint that he was a freshwater critter!
 theawesomeonev2: Lamp. Just blow them up
 Lysander_salamander: someday, we'll be able to knife something
 TheThirdTail: The game really doesn't want you to take the expedient way out
 SirMorek: this is some peak point-and-click
 Featherweight_: forest maze!
 lackingsanity: the classic
 DrLigmaPhD: Let your players play with high explosives in enclosed spaces
 BloodnBullets: so right to start then.
 MAPBoardgames: Back! 2, 3, 4. Left! 2, 3, 4. Right 2, 3, 4.
 Lysander_salamander: wasn't that a monkey island solution?
forcedreject: Ah cause he's a rabbit
 DrLigmaPhD: Cam they're English, they think hour long drives are long
 Lysander_salamander: Were these backer rewards?
 niccus: graveyards are a time-honored kickstarter tradition
 DEATHlikescats: Steal it for later
 LadyGrey21: I would bet money
 DrLigmaPhD: Tag urself I'm Percy Tinkle
 Lysander_salamander: too bad the shears disappeared afterward
theamc2000: Dinky little
 BusTed: 
 Lysander_salamander: ok
 theawesomeonev2: Was there a word on the candles
 empyreon: 
forcedreject: Dinky Little only lived for 4 years
 Lysander_salamander: it's the little things you need to appreciate
 theawesomeonev2: I think I was just seeing things
 ButterBall000: Great now I can't stop thinking of Dinky Little's Little Dinky
11 raiders from whitpoop have joined!
Tundrabee_: thats it
fleufelove: omg
fleufelove: no way
Tundrabee_: im angry now
 Lysander_salamander: hello all of you!
fleufelove: these animaols lookin posh af
 Strebenherz: Welcome raiders!
Tundrabee_: i didnt want here
fleufelove: hello
ethstin: hallo
just_spork_: animal funny haha yes
fleufelove: turnda don't be me
fleufelove: an
fleufelove: mean
just_spork_: hello now
 BloodnBullets: vines to get driftwood?
 Lysander_salamander: you can open the window now, maybe?
fleufelove: congrats on 300
 Lysander_salamander: bummer
fleufelove: viewer
 KeytarCat: No, like we asked for a lamp
 theawesomeonev2: I bet now we need the grammaphone
fleufelove: 300 viewer
JustNotAFox: tie up the pelican!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Rob the horn from the music machine to shove in her ear?
fleufelove: vine on clock
fleufelove: 7 second
 GreatWahooney: vine on haberdashery kit? fashion a lasso out of it?
 niccus: at this point it's tradition and/or inertia
 Lysander_salamander: I think this one is trying to be obtuse on purpose, as an "homage?"
 KeytarCat: They're puzzle games, where you have to find the puzzles
 SkylerRingtail: Can we reclaim the axe?
 Lysander_salamander: can you steal the halberd again, now that you've used it already?
 BloodnBullets: retrieve axe for getting driftwood?
 Lysander_salamander: yay!
 TheThirdTail: Now axe the pelican!
 mwlsn: Axe to use on pelican
 ButterBall000: I just noticed the naked mole rat
 AdamYMHMI: Well now you can get the driftwood at least
JustNotAFox: HERE'S WINKLEBOTTOM
 Lysander_salamander: fine, don't use the axe for the door.  That makes sense, game.
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 GreatWahooney: not dead, just stunned
 saucemaster5000: Buddy Christ?
 Lysander_salamander: why do they need the driftwood, though?
 niccus: wait, what animal is jesus
 KeytarCat: @Lysander_salamander It's there!
 niccus: a+ for actually making the voice actor do the line with a stick in the mouth
 Lysander_salamander: ok sure
 Earthenone: i asssume the bear is jesus, it can waka waka on water
 Lysander_salamander: ah, the classic pipe organ
forcedreject: Gordan Freeman
 MAPBoardgames: What is a crowbar but an oddly shaped key?
 saucemaster5000: @Earthenone 
 LadyGrey21: Nah it's for the black powder so we can build a makeshift bomb to blow down the door
 Lysander_salamander: Frumple, why
TheAinMAP: How do the acoustics turn out?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Frumple the first rule of improv is "yes, and" you damp bellend.
flatluigi: not a red rope
forcedreject: Launch thineself outside the airlock?
 Lysander_salamander: oh, fishing line.  How topical
 flatluigi: never a red rope
 Mr_Horrible: how is that top hat so pristine?
TheAinMAP:    
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 BloodnBullets: octopus had thread
 Lysander_salamander: but first, the hoes
 DEATHlikescats: Crowbar on those boxes?
 Lysander_salamander: is it a rabbit?
 Driosenth: A crowbar is the skeleton key of wooden doors
 DEATHlikescats: (Will stop backseating)
 DrLigmaPhD: The babadook
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 Lysander_salamander: ok
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Lysander_salamander: if only we could have played as Ambrose
TheAinMAP: 
 A_Dub888: 
 MAPBoardgames: The Machine! The Machine!
 DEATHlikescats:      
 Featherweight_: wood chipper
 KV1NN4: ahahaha
 Mr_Horrible: a scandalous slideshow
 flatluigi: put it back in your pants hippo
 DEATHlikescats: It’s a…. Dang I forgot the name!
LathosTiran: a nickelodeon
 DrLigmaPhD: Time to look at some porn
Greendrag13: Oh! I seem to have returned just in time for the burlesque segment!
 DEATHlikescats: Early motion picture nudie vids
SoulSurgae: ooh havent we seen a coin somewher
 ButterBall000: Dr. Frumple sounds like an incredibly disinterested Yahtzee Crowshaw
 AdamYMHMI: Can we get one of them to wear the cowboy hat?!
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 Two_Hats: WHY... why is it there?
 MAPBoardgames: @ButterBall000 I was thinking the same thing
 niccus: alright, now use the screwdriver with the gunpowder barrels
 GreatWahooney: I'm glad Cori's having such a lovely time
 GredGredmansson: 
 A_Dub888: !birb
  LRRbot: CAW CAW!
 SK__Ren: Shhh, she can hear you now
 niccus: that leaves... a napron?
 GreatWahooney: we have a dusty sheet, surely that'll work for an apron
 niccus: here i am, just trying to look at some naked animals,
 BloodnBullets: diving helm?
TheAinMAP: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Oh what fun all of us suffering together
 aitsu100: the Hippo knicked em when we werent looking
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: That is just plain rude.
 TheAwkes: It's interesting that their delivery isn't monotone, but every line is somehow delivered the same.
Greendrag13: Was that a coin on the map!?
 Lysander_salamander: oh, the vase.
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ghyllnox: @greendrag13 Likely a compass
 DEATHlikescats: The barrels in the cave can now be crowbarred
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 A_Dub888: !yay
  LRRbot: Yaaaaaaaay...
 DEATHlikescats: Yay!
 Lysander_salamander: yaaaaaaaaay
 GreatWahooney: and it just fits on, without any fastening needed?
 Wolfstrike_NL: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Are you sure you want to defer turn?
 DEATHlikescats: Lol
 DEATHlikescats: Worth it
Boiler_bot: Huh
 Mr_Horrible: he's surfaced, it seems
 Lysander_salamander: oh
Boiler_bot: Hm
 niccus: oh. well at least it's unintentional
 DEATHlikescats: Telegraph?
 MAPBoardgames: Such an invertebrate racist
 flatluigi: that last one sounded wet
 emberBecky: isn't that squids? do octopuses have ink?
 Kibbik: Very much enjoying their fine hates.
 Kibbik: and hats
 niccus: (some) octopi also have ink
 Lysander_salamander: aw
 Mr_Horrible: they will never leave this cave
 Driosenth: Still looking for that rubber chickens with pulleys in the middle after 35 years
 MAPBoardgames: AAA like Lucas Arts?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: There are good, modern ones. Like Norco.
3and4fifths: Does Cyan Worlds count?
 Gekyouryuu: FPS games ARE point and click adventures. The only puzzle is "use gun on man"
 Invitare: Action Adventure IS a huge genre
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I would argue games likr Citizen Sleeper are the evolution of point and click adventure games. Or Disco.
Pteraspidomorphi: Pentiment?
 DEATHlikescats: Disco is the evolution of adventure games
 emberBecky: yeh this might be something Paul would like. It even has a sloth.
 Quentastic: wadjet eye games makes good adventure games
3and4fifths: MTGA Arena is a point and click
 canahedo: Kings Quest transitioned into first person and people hated it
 Mr_Horrible: a *little* less ridiculous but still somewhat convoluted
 KeytarCat: Identifying the puzzle you have to solve
 Featherweight_: this is a very deliberate throwback
 AdamYMHMI: Is this kind of a legacy genre then? There are better ways to do the "game" portion of the storytelling, but the genre is more the point than the story or play pattern
iarethel0ser: There is AN solution.  It may or may not have a passing relationship with logic.
 Lysander_salamander: Were they trying to be obscure on purpose?  As an homage to the older games?
 lackingsanity: well not quite sierra in that we havent seen a fail state yet, just a lot of trying to use x on y
 DEATHlikescats: It’s the same frustration as being technically correct but not what the test sees as the correct answer
 DrLigmaPhD: Then, "frustratingly circuitous" is very British
 Invitare: might this genre more accurately be considered a puzzle-adventure?
 niccus: a reasonable swing at it
 Cocoathunder432: See ya!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Throwbacks are polarizing. You love them, or hate them for not being more modern. Both valid!
 DrLigmaPhD: Shut it down and delete it
chaostreader: !next
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 niccus: oh it's a very different game
 DEATHlikescats: Terra nil continue to be awesome
 DEATHlikescats: *continues
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Be mind, rewind. Be Paul, uninstall.
 jessieimproved: I imagine W&P puts a kink in that
 Kibbik: 
 Gekyouryuu: DDLC
 SurfDownstage: Ooh more doki!
 ContingentCat: oooo DDLC
LathosTiran: oof
 KV1NN4: Brave Adam
 Mr_Horrible: okie doki literature club
 shurtal: Morbin' Out
 Lysander_salamander: mmm
 Gekyouryuu: Morbius is in this game?
 DrLigmaPhD: Morbius and his ex, Blade, still have some issues to work out
 SK__Ren: So would you say its closer to Chimera squad?
 shurtal: Rob Leifeld?
 niccus: he's absolutely liefeld big
 DrLigmaPhD: Steve "Absolute Unit" Rogers
 GapFiller: Rogers looks v bike pumped
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 Gekyouryuu: Feet? You mean oblong rectangles?
 GhostValv: o7
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