AFK || Streets

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  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Streets) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (13m from now).
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Butternades: Game time!
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kusinohki: meows
 StoneSteal:   
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for AFK! Tonight we are taking to the streets and playing Streets! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuHZBlFaQAE-wm8.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1648838674304614401
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 Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
 Getter404: Ryu? From Streets?
 Metric_Furlong: hey Mischievous_Catgeist
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 IbunWest: @SymphonicLolita   
 yalc321: Streets!
 TheMandrew: Oh good, i'm not late, does that make me streets ahead?
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all
 Mazrae: Hello everyone
 airylan: !box
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Shadowsoflife: o/
 SymphonicLolita: I was supposed to be working this evening but then it decided to be a blizzard outside
 FarleyF: i would love it if wheeler started singing the seaseme street intro
micalovits: Hello friends!
 Butternades: I was reminded to use my bezos bucks for a good cause
 Mazrae: !badadvice
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 KyranTheWalker: So used to living in the gods that I keep trying to skip the wait.
 KyranTheWalker: Vods not gods...
 Mischievous_Catgeist: 
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 SymphonicLolita: the godly vods
 FarleyF: @KyranTheWalker so how is mount olympus these days 
 FarleyF: Heather confirmed as Hera
 FarleyF: which makes Beej Zeus
 IbunWest: That's a terrifying thought
 Butternades: Beej is the all powerful
Spades_Slicc: I don't think I want that for beej
 FarleyF: It's why the Beejdrop exists
 Earthenone: why is zues HR?!
Shadowsoflife: Beej would be better Zeus then Zeus
 IbunWest: A guest!
 SnackPak_:   
 GhostValv: oh hi
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 TehAmelie: ohaio
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 SnackPak_:   
 SymphonicLolita: :0 woooo
Spades_Slicc: I have a bad joke to make
Spades_Slicc: one sec
  Juliamon: With the best hair colour!
 Metric_Furlong: a wild Jordynne appeared
 MrSarkhan:   
micalovits: A Jordynne in person!
 underhill33:   
 SnackPak_: hi Paul
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 Metric_Furlong: this is all our fault!
 ab50luteunit: Got away from the front porch drinking.
 IbunWest: You did this chat
 niccus: oh hey that's where ryu is from
 James_the_Dabbler: Hello all  Going to get supper and enjoy some game
 SnackPak_: 
 GhostValv: D:
 Mischievous_Catgeist: me me viewer you you wheeler thanks for having us
 Haroldholmes25: 
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 SymphonicLolita: demonetized just like that
 Getter404: LRR: Where this is all your fault(tm)
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 FarleyF: someone clip this and send it to him
 SmithKurosaki: Also, Jordynne is from Hamilton?
MajorFrostbyte: I may be a Patreon but I take no responsibility for what is about to happen.
 spinebustertee: when is Heather not mad?
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 Travilogue: Hooray for Jordynne!
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 Mischievous_Catgeist: didnt say which ben
 El_Funko: I always knew James came from the streets
 SymphonicLolita: gasp
 lackingsanity: Put it in the Youtube Demonetization Jar
 Earthenone: families in italics/
 IbunWest: Not families
 SymphonicLolita: ew tourism
 brunomant_: Not the families
 Butternades: You’re describing Columbus, Ohio lol
  Sarah_Serinde: Affordable? Pfft, unrelatable
 UnkeptFlea: affordable? so this is a fantasy game
 Metric_Furlong: oh no, we're gentrifiying it
 Getter404: Oh no, gentrifiers
DekiSystem: @IbunWest oh hey neat seeing you here too 
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh no
 innerbeard: Gentrification: The Board Game
 SnackPak_: 
 psyduckrepublic: Is this Monopoly
 Haroldholmes25: 
 IbunWest: @IbunWest 
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 red_shoes_jeff: CHILDREN!? 
 Getter404: I was not told this was going to be a Let's Nope crossover
 elkae: A wild Jordynne! Who let them out from the editing room!
micalovits: I try to avoid tourist
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 SymphonicLolita: ski resort simulator
 Heckhoundbolt: So this town is growning due to  archology?
 Earthenone: so this is gentrification monopoly?...so this is monopoly?
MajorFrostbyte: Monopoly in San Francisco?
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DekiSystem: @IbunWest Thanks for the gift sub!   
 Haroldholmes25: closer to carcassonne but streets
kusinohki: have I played this??   stupid fuzzy memory...
 Crad0k: jordynne physically in the moonbase!
 FarleyF: If james is explaining the rules - is he Jamesgineering
 TheMandrew: is it like Carcasonne?
 saucemaster5000: nice of them to make a neighborhood we can target when the revolution comes
 Butternades: Lovely nails Kathleen!
Spades_Slicc: https://clips.twitch.tv/GoldenPhilanthropicTitanPicoMause-LYSjErVv22rmMeeT
 IbunWest: I remember spending my summers in the gravity defying park. Good times.
 ab50luteunit: Kathleen doing ASMR tile fixing was very chefs kiss
 TheThirdTail: "I've got little boxes of people here." Spoken like a true landlord
 saucemaster5000: The people won't stand for this
 BrowneePoints: OHMIGOSH! Jordynne in the MeatSpace!
 Earthenone: how do you remove the peasents from the building you no longer monitize?
 thefailedbeta: This seems like Carcassonne, but cities.
 Haroldholmes25: yes
 Haroldholmes25: and also yes
 Mischievous_Catgeist: bike lanes only
 Diabore: town is mono one way streets
goatprince: I'm calling it now: wheeler is forcing loss.jpg in the street layout
 Heckhoundbolt: much less pretty than carcossone
 saucemaster5000: @Diabore oh no it's berkeley
 Diabore: this sounds a little like carccassone
 Welbog: Wheeler making unbroken eye contact with chat while shuffling.
jwholla: @Diabore that was my thought. carcassone with bike lanes
 BrowneePoints: This sounds like Carcassonne but good
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 Heckhoundbolt: @BrowneePoints them fighting words
 Haroldholmes25: @BrowneePoints what did carcassonne do to you? 
 Earthenone: carcassone, with cars, for the modern ruling class
kusinohki: @browneepoints  ouch!  I like carc...
 shurtal: Streets? is this the return of the West Coast Mother Lovin' G's?
plundypops: This seems like a bad town for driving in.
 BrowneePoints: @haroldholmes25 Be boring!
 TehAmelie: but will Danny the Street make an appearance?
jwholla: is the winner streets ahead?
 saucemaster5000: the carcassone bait is strong tonight
 FarleyF: @shurtal now thats a deep cut
 niccus: most daycares are inedible
 RandomTrivia: @Earthenone And you didn't go for the Car-cassonne freebie smh my head 
 IbunWest: That daycare doesn't look very structurally sound
 SymphonicLolita: please do not eat the daycare
Spades_Slicc: Not with that attitude James
 Haroldholmes25: I don't recommend eating the children
 Mazrae: But where is sesame Street going to go
 AdamYMHMI: "Why is this daycare made out of Gingerbread?"
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: everything is edible once
 SymphonicLolita: ah, baba yaga daycare
 saucemaster5000: slowly puts down the last bite of daycare....
 Earthenone: no way the ruling class would use paper money, its fine
 shurtal: @FarleyF That's the only way i know how to cut.  It's a legitimate problem
LizErin: I've wondered about this game for awhile. It looks like it's really good quality.
 TheMandrew: oh good
Shadowsoflife: but y?
 bytecaster: Can I also enter laying down, when I enter play?
 circusofkirkus: how do these people have the capital to move so frequently
 Haroldholmes25: 
 Heckhoundbolt: How is a game of this theming so uncomfortable
 jessieimproved: It's an interesting mechanic based on a depressing premise
micalovits: System seems good, but god do I hate the term FOMO being in a game
 saucemaster5000: this is one of those "don't think about the theme too much" games ain't it
 Crad0k: *please* stop saying FOMO
 LadyAiluros: Raccoons? Are we building N'sburg?
 SymphonicLolita: o o f
 GhostValv: oofa
 RandomTrivia: Oh I would like to perish now
 IbunWest: Wheeler
 Heckhoundbolt: @Crad0k Unfortunately, that is the name of the mechanic
 Haroldholmes25: 
 Welbog: Get that cred
 saucemaster5000: wow this game is working REAL hard not to win us over
 jessieimproved: #accidentallyhipster
 AdamYMHMI: "I want nothing to do with this" may be how you win that 
 e_bloc: wanting to have nothing to do for it just makes you more hipster
 Heckhoundbolt: @saucemaster5000 Millennial monopoly is more inviting than this
 Haroldholmes25: It is part of a trilogy of loosely associated games with different mechanics, but made by the same people
PlzBeNiceToYaz: ppl do be shoppin
hd_dabnado: just got here, is wheeler being toxic?
 RandomTrivia: Surely we can buy a less-depressing resource pack 
 Heckhoundbolt: @hd_dabnado no, the game is
jwholla: buying a mall in 2021 is a bold move
 CaptainSpam: It's too wild, nobody goes there.
micalovits: Oh god thats weird
 Welbog: It's the hipsters stampeding
 IbunWest: Why did you build your city out of Jello
Caffine1138: *concern*
 RandomTrivia: 
Pteraspidomorphi: Earthquake?
 blip2004: it did it last week as well
 asthanius: Magic
PlzBeNiceToYaz: witchcraft
 djalternative: an earthquake?
YTfriendofsquirrel: BASED
 Mazrae: Dino ghosts??
PlzBeNiceToYaz: ppl be livin in places
YTfriendofsquirrel: flow chart ken
 djalternative: does paul keep a sizemometer in the moonbase?
 RandomTrivia: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Haroldholmes25: jokes on james, wheeler already fried his brain today
 raulghoulia: Touche
 azninsect: time to take this...to the streets!
 asthanius: Good deflect
 Welbog: Bananas not lickable
 Crad0k: jordynne is regretting *everything*
 saucemaster5000: valid points on all sides
NarishmaReborn: yeah but they're the gros michel bananas
 El_Funko: James is a renaissance man
 azninsect: yay jordynne!
micalovits: How hipster to go somewhere else
 Mazrae: Am I the only one who read the name of that store as Rob Snider from water boy??
 Heckhoundbolt: I just realized that this game made in 2021 unironically has hipsters
 bytecaster: @Heckhoundbolt It is am important FOMO demographic.
 bytecaster: *an
 gualdhar: oh hey, Jordynne is live and in person, cool!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Wheeler, you've changed!
 Heckhoundbolt: @Heckhoundbolt Are you serious?
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 lackingsanity: Presumably the game designer came up with the prototype several years ago
 bytecaster: @Heckhoundbolt rarely
 Paranundrox: Booo 
Shadowsoflife: @Mazrae I do now
293 raiders from Bengineering have joined!
 SeaDiegoFC:   
 serramarkov: Hi all!
 GapFiller: BEN RAID!!!
odium_chlorite: arrived
 Heckhoundbolt: Oh hey Ben
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders!  
 Sibwow: streets up
Evil_John_Cena: and now i'm here
 pn55:   
 azninsect: 
 saucemaster5000: okay, this cesspool is full of upper middle class hipsters and smug new homeowners, but at least there's a neat ride downtown!
 DrLigmaPhD: Ah perfect, Nashville city planning.
hammith: I'm from the Streets! Also, Ben's stream
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 Rourke9: So many Nimbys in this fictional city
  Bengineering: look i found all these hoodlums on the streets
 psyduckrepublic: Welcome, Bengineers
Spades_Slicc: https://clips.twitch.tv/EndearingSpinelessSwanAliens-GJ8jBeNSXNo-g3qW
  Bengineering: take care of them
 saucemaster5000: @Bengineering they can't afford to live in this city
  Sarah_Serinde: @Bengineering Well there goes the neighbourhood
 pn55: Oi!
 Heckhoundbolt: @Bengineering We'll put them with the Hipsters
Evil_John_Cena: I started with Wheeler, went to Ulmer, and now it's Wheeler and friends
 James_the_Dabbler: Hoodlums and hipsters, what could go wrong?
odium_chlorite: chat, let's start singing toxic
 Haroldholmes25: 6 plus two for the people
Evil_John_Cena: seems pretty toxic
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 TheWooglie: This seems like many months
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 DrLigmaPhD: @James_the_Dabbler Nothing man, I brought the guillotine
 IbunWest: I am confused by this scoring
 niccus: that "house" is already for airbnb use only
 Heckhoundbolt: I have no idea how this games scoring works
 IbunWest: is it not $2 per symbol so it should be 9 total?
 IbunWest: for Kathleen
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 TheManaLeek: Boardgames!
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 TheManaLeek: Boardgames!
 Haroldholmes25: On the street there is 1 hipster plus two wild for a total of 3 symbols, so 6, plus 2 for the people on it
 DrLigmaPhD: Did Wheeler suggest 4 grown adults sharing a home was too much? Oh you sweet summer child
 saucemaster5000: I'm mocking this game, but one of my favorite board games is "Suburbia" which is even more cynical in theme about how suburbs work
 Haroldholmes25: I don't think ownership gives a point
 Heckhoundbolt: @DrLigmaPhD I think they are referred to as Parents in the game so... yeah
LizErin: ownership means 1 for the tile
LizErin: doesn't it?
 DrLigmaPhD: @Heckhoundbolt US city infrastructure and affordability is so very bad not even that is out of reality
 Gascitygaming: Just got here, it's Jordynne!
micalovits: People don't move to wildcard spaces?
 Haroldholmes25: correct
 Travilogue: Ferris Wheel fomo?
 IbunWest: All the parents are going to get drunk and then ride the ferris wheel
 Gascitygaming: Lookout we Seattle! 
 saucemaster5000: the real question is what part of the pacific northwest we are building -- I'll go with Bend, Oregon for now
 IbunWest: Not even playing MTG and Wheeler is dropping clones.
 SK__Ren: It was a different generation
  Akaiatana: This feels like a new Monopoly with actual gameplay
 NonUniqueGuy: 2021 is somewhere between 5 months and 20 years ago.
 Haroldholmes25: can be open like a pringles tube
 CaptainSpam: A bicycle repair shop, which houses Bicycle Repair Man!
 IbunWest: Standing up on the ferris wheel seems dangerous
 niccus: i can see my future house from here
 serramarkov: Hipsters, flipsters, and finger-popping daddios, knock me your 'lobes- I have not come to hip you to Caesar, but to dig him deep.
 azninsect: no more FOMO!
 NonUniqueGuy: The ferris wheel never stops.  They have just been sitting on it for weeks, watching other people live their lives.
 red_shoes_jeff: "I can  see all the places I'd rather be from up here!"
 Mazrae: They closed the Ferris wheel while the person was on the top
 saucemaster5000: oh no, there's no mo FOMO Ferris wheel bro
 Haroldholmes25: person got off the ferris wheel cause they were craving ice cream
 SmithKurosaki: Active transportation!
 SpoonfullOfSugar: Housing Nihilism?
 Haroldholmes25: it doesn't copy the people
micalovits: Didn't it specifically not copy the people on it?
raaabr: Has wheeler done the Bit yet?
Shadowsoflife: @Haroldholmes25 they got to the top and saw the ice cream place
micalovits: Also, don't kidnap the people wheeler!
 TheManaLeek: People don't move until scoring is done, then the current player decides where they all go
 saucemaster5000: we can't resist the siren call of the Burger Boy
  Akaiatana: Life cycles
macgirl75: 💕Jordynne💕
 RandomTrivia: "What's that you've got?" A bag!" "NO!"
 SymphonicLolita: bagno = italian for bath I think?
Pteraspidomorphi: Yes
 Gascitygaming: Is this the town from Bob's burgers? 
 saucemaster5000: Wheeler was about say for each himbo and I would've been much more down with this city
 Mazrae: Wonder how far zoomed out this game will get
 SymphonicLolita: my 2 year duolingo streak over the pandemic finally paying off
Shadowsoflife: it clearly the city from steven universe
4 raiders from patch_witch have joined!
 saucemaster5000: isn't that like Rehoboth
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! 
 CaptainSpam: So under a full moon, it becomes a house!
 Haroldholmes25: kathleen popping off
 Mazrae: $51??
micalovits: Yea, missing the point for the 1 person
micalovits: You said it but didn't actually give her the point
 Mazrae: You did 35 + 15 not 16
 SeaDiegoFC: I don't think I could play this game without singing "People on streets!" constantly
 saucemaster5000: I'm warming up to this depiction of hipsters as ravenous jackals for the new
 Featherweight_: I don't know what's going on but this is colourful and pleasant
 Haroldholmes25: guessing there's <=12 of each symbol in the tile deck
 SymphonicLolita: capitalism is going on
 Haroldholmes25: there's 40 tiles, so we
 Haroldholmes25: 're at a little over halfway through the stack
micalovits: Jordynne about to get rich
ChargingFurret: did jordynne remove her ownership from the unenclosed tile on the end?
micalovits: I think she did yes
ChargingFurret: that isn't scored yet, right?
 Haroldholmes25: 55 is correct I think
mitomanox: if you say so!
 RandomTrivia: 
 MrSarkhan:   
 saucemaster5000: 
 azninsect: everyone wants to see the big head
 iris_of_ether:   
 saucemaster5000: game is mathey but surprisingly pacey
 ShaneLeeAtk: Nice
 SymphonicLolita: nice
mitomanox: 2 dollars for each hipster in the street IN VICTORIA? You're broke.
 Haroldholmes25: yeah we're closing in on the end an hour in, so that's a pretty quick pace for AFK.
epos87: Jordynne's money... nice!  
 saucemaster5000: Burger Boy is a god in this town
 azninsect: nice
micalovits: Does it also close itself right away?
 thefailedbeta: Yes
 Haroldholmes25: the building that was placed can be scored
 RandomTrivia: !chat
  LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
 Haroldholmes25: to the big head!
CaptainTalon447: Tomorrow is Gloomhaven?
   LoadingReadyRun: @CaptainTalon447 yup!
CaptainTalon447: What scenario are they doing?
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Haroldholmes25: 
   LoadingReadyRun: I believe the Gloomhaven team will be continuing the spooky voice quest line
CaptainTalon447: This looks like a horribly built outdoor mall
 saucemaster5000: unless a butterfly flies by any of them, in which case they will immediately get distracted and follow that questline
CaptainTalon447: There’s one parking garage and it’s in the direct center
 SymphonicLolita: daycare cul de sac
LathosTiran: imagine super mario, traveling every 21 frames
ChargingFurret: he could close jordynne's street, and get the people off of that tile onto his?
  RayFK: Pick it up Jordynne, you're giving us a bad name
 DarkMorford: @RayFK Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up?
 saucemaster5000: and thus the town was abandoned. Let "The Last Picture Show" begin now
micalovits: Tripple digits!
 SnackPak_: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Haroldholmes25: wheeler running away with it, let's go
 Haroldholmes25: 
 thefailedbeta: Clap
 ShaneLeeAtk: 107.7 KLAZ! Your sounds of the Summer!
 saucemaster5000: I do show up for colossal... nevermind
  RayFK: Look at Wheeler with the BC geography joke
Spades_Slicc: So no head? *breaks street*
  RayFK: Kathleen I've always been saying that
epsilon_vee: i wonder if canmore's big head guy is for hire
 Kramburger: Man, FUCK youtube
 azninsect: just the mirror?
 saucemaster5000: Kramburger speaking the truth
 Dog_of_Myth: 12345
 azninsect: hunter2
 Kramburger: My mothers maiden name was Hunter2
 Gascitygaming: Mrs Palko
maidhco: music teacher's credit card number? aim higher.
 Phailhammer: @Kramburger Your mother's maiden name was a bunch of asterisks? 
 saucemaster5000: Not giving my blood type to a streamer since I gave it to that Donny Racula fella
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 Haroldholmes25: turn one student housing, turn two debt collector, go
 azninsect: brand burger loves to be all about location
 saucemaster5000: one of these city building board games needs to add a classic sim city Disaster mechanic
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 atlr: no kidding.  thought about springing for student housing for a child that commutes  to university to have a fuller experience but housing costs more than tuition by quite a bit
   LoadingReadyRun: @saucemaster5000 release cat on tabletop
Himyul: that daycare isn't credible!
 airylan: @saucemaster5000 Food Chain Magnate + Godzilla.
 saucemaster5000: oh no... town got hit by a meowster
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 saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 oh god, the only way to make Food Chain Magnate even more hardcore
   LoadingReadyRun: @saucemaster5000 Hurrican HungryWhiskers
 Haroldholmes25: oof 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
Spades_Slicc: Okay everyone needs to be very very careful about what you do with the hanging ends of these streets
 innerbeard: Time for some what
 Haroldholmes25: it's time for some what
 Haroldholmes25: 3 pairs, one from town center
 DrLigmaPhD: I return after a profoundly depressing conversation. How goes gentrification game?
 saucemaster5000: Burger Boy was elected mayor
 DrLigmaPhD: @saucemaster5000 What's his policy on public healthcare?
 Haroldholmes25: triple bypasses for everybody
 saucemaster5000: they support a single fryer healthcare system
 innerbeard: No 'angry german in the fourties' symbol please lol
 saucemaster5000: oh no
 TheThirdTail: Is it a giant store that sells regular-sized toys, or a regular-sized store that sells giant toys?
 SnackPak_: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Did Milkshake Lad win their city council race? (Why am I engaging in this McDonalds ass fiction? Fun.)
 niccus: just make it really, really long vertically
Shadowsoflife: @DrLigmaPhD why not?
 saucemaster5000: Milkshake lad got dunked with fries and slander
Shadowsoflife: @TheThirdTail Yes
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: sounds pretty toxic Wheeler
 fuzzychub: Collusion!
 Rourke9: he said the thing!
 SymphonicLolita: one 45 minute song
 SnackPak_: dripping tap on loop
 niccus: 4'33" but 43'30"
 DrLigmaPhD: @saucemaster5000 Typical for the Tosh A Salad campaign. Always ranching their opponents
 DrLigmaPhD: We would play Banana Phone on repeat to chase customers out after close
 saucemaster5000: if someone stayed did they get hired?
 SymphonicLolita: for a fundraiser in high school our environmental club played some kidz bop version of "it's a small world" on repeat over the intercom until they raised enough money for their goal
 SymphonicLolita: they got the money in a day
 saucemaster5000: holy shit that's brilliant
 Gascitygaming: That's Kathleen's Mayor from Jaws impression
 DrLigmaPhD: @Gascitygaming Blatant disregard for public safety in the name of profit?
 Gascitygaming: @DrLigmaPhD That's just Capitalism with extra steps!
 saucemaster5000: Mayor did nothing wrong. Bad policy and coverups didn't kill people, the shark killed people
 Gascitygaming: The shark's teeth killed people
 Gascitygaming: technically the lack of blood in their body killed them
 Haroldholmes25: there is a blue at the top
goombalax: Fear Of My Octopus
 innerbeard: Wheeler's back of shoulder is too intense for twitch
   LoadingReadyRun:  @SymphonicLolita  When I was in college, my next door neighbor in dorms was in the chef program and would be woken up at 5:30am by it's a small world 
Shadowsoflife: oof
 saucemaster5000: It truly is a world of laughter and a world of tears
 Gascitygaming: My next door neighbor in the dorms was the local weed dealer and the toilet was constantly full of unflushed bong water 
 SymphonicLolita: @LoadingReadyRun that's cruel and unusual torture
 Lord_Hosk: but they will get their own private lemonade history lesson!
 saucemaster5000: @Gascitygaming ew
 El_Funko: How many Warhammer stores does this town have so far?
 saucemaster5000: not enough
Shadowsoflife: ^
 iris_of_ether: ^
 azninsect: ^
 Gascitygaming: Yeah i eventually asked him to just flush after, was real gross (neighbors shared a bathroom in our dorm)
 MrSarkhan:  
 ShaneLeeAtk: That's their secret.... They are all Warhammer shoppes
 Gascitygaming: Optimistic DIY, well if that's not warhammer i don't know what is
 SymphonicLolita: any shop can be a warhammer shop if you're committed to LARPing
goombalax: @El_Funko They have one GW run by a single overworked employee but several comic stores with a single display of space marines
 El_Funko: They probably all should be, the margins are ridiculous
 Lord_Hosk: goombalax but all the displays say "not for sale do not touch"
 saucemaster5000: and people wonder how the devil comes up with new portions of hell
 Lord_Hosk: he hires ted danson to design them, we've all seen the time knife
   LoadingReadyRun:  a single GW store run by one employee who is overworked so that it is never open is pretty much what we have in Victoria
 SymphonicLolita: smell like money? plastic-y, dusty, vague hint of maple syrup?
goombalax: same in Ottawa
 Lord_Hosk: maybe its the same employee thats why its never open they have to commute
 Travilogue: Jordynne's store should have people?
 SymphonicLolita: it's all the same concept store, you just walk through a portal in different locations
 saucemaster5000: @Lord_Hosk we found Santa!
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: @YeetTheRich_ You're up!
 SymphonicLolita: truth
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 RandomTrivia: OOF
Shadowsoflife: fair
 innerbeard: TY Paul!
 djalternative: !findbutts
  LRRbot: Behind you.
 djalternative: right where they should be
 RandomTrivia: 
 innerbeard: End the highlight reel with that
Shadowsoflife: ^
 pn55: Hope you're enjoying your stay in Victoria Jordynne? 
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/ElatedPoliteFennelTheThing-Mgi-TZ-rCxWLYzCL
LizErin: how much Gloomhaven isnleft?
Shadowsoflife: Yes
macgirl75: Speaking of mom…..hi Jordynne 💕
LizErin: *is left?
macgirl75: Lol!!!
 pn55: 
 Travilogue: Hi Jordynne's mom!
 Lysander_salamander: Hi Jordynne's mom!
 azninsect: 
 saucemaster5000: d'awww
macgirl75: Oh I worry more about you than her lol
macgirl75: Oh lord lol
NotCainNorAbel gifted a Tier 1 sub to macgirl75! They have given 27 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, macgirl75! (Today's storm count: 29)
 RandomTrivia: 
butt_ghost: need a mother's day AFK - everyone brings their mom
 KeytarCat: oh no, I just missed it!  Vodward I go
 djalternative: No. This tower has a literal heart
 djalternative: it's alive
butt_ghost: we built this spire on rock and roll
 SymphonicLolita: woo
 RandomTrivia: Nice
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 azninsect: nice
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Lysander_salamander: 
 azninsect: 
 SymphonicLolita:  dabits
 macgirl75: 👍
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 pn55:   
 Lord_Hosk: I also choose that persons mom
 RandomTrivia: Thanks for the great stream, everyone!    
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Phailhammer: cya 
 azninsect: 
 MrSarkhan:  
 CanPlayGames: Oh good I made it in time for the stream....
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/AuspiciousFineAardvarkKevinTurtle-ysRXxOn2upGeoBUw
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/TangentialWimpyFoxM4xHeh-kDMYii6fjmip4bSP
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