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IbunWest:
MOM! 
theguardianotter: time for mom
beowuuf: go time!
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jaimeblacken: graham anime girl
corefluxx: hi
TheWriterAleph: oh no g is late for school
Wiliart: Hey
theguardianotter: hi!
BusTed: :3
Badchop: Ahoy
shamblingkrenshar: KAWAII TOAST GRAHAM
raulghoulia: Graham is an anime!
emberBecky: hai!
TimIAm: Mmm cheese bun
GhostValv: oh hi
rentar42: oh, a jelly donut!
Flyingdelorion: Hello!
beowuuf:
graham. fun game knights that just came out!
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IbunWest: Fammin and jammin
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undecided44: Is that a sign that this anime is from france?
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corefluxx: Just saw the Game Knights episode. Loved the idea of Bear Force II
shamblingkrenshar: I've started a small collection of LRR Cardkingdom buttons.
theguardianotter: hiiii kathleen
corefluxx: Konrad the Grim!
MegaDosX: Game Knights was a fun episode
Mischievous_Catgeist: amazing game kathleen
jaimeblacken: when did you guys went to LA for game knights?
Kyir: Threat assessment is overrated! Just do cool stuff
MegaDosX: But what if Beej /did/ play commander?
EOstby: And if you like other 100 card singleton formats, the CanLander 2022 Championship is on YouTube!
theguardianotter: but what if we /want/ the wibble in it?
beowuuf:
look for a week when checkpoint wasn't on 
MurphEP: I really enjoyed the Game Knights!
kilnfiendpotter: Hi friends!!! Hi Kathleen!
Robot_Bones: IT sounds like it came in the mail
MurphEP: To be fair, no one else did anything about it either :)\
IbunWest: Gotta keep your Beej discharge in check.
kilnfiendpotter: That's a cozy looking scarf!
beowuuf:
always think out your lines!
Robot_Bones: but it made a hilarious episode
7ukanda: The Game Knights Episode was awesome! You had a lot of fun and this ist perfect!
kilnfiendpotter: I also made an idiot move and took my baby to Costco.
MegaDosX: Yeah
MegaDosX: People should play more spot removal, send tweet
WhirlwindAbyss: Still an LRR win lol
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forshamesir: LRR keeping the win streak going
7ukanda: Tukanda ^^
Earthenone:
free samples arent always free?
theguardianotter: hope you find them soon
kilnfiendpotter: Baby: "oh no the lights! the noises! the capitalism!!"
jaimeblacken: when did you guys squeeze that recording!
laundreydhull: @kilnfiendpotter What happened? Did your child also find a IG-12 to pilot around the store?
Diabore: graham has learned to kill hermit druid
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satyropodobny: I too aspire to make a gaming mistake so baffling it's considered kayfabe
flouncy_magooo: Happy 4/20! Don't do anything your MOM wouldn't do!
theguardianotter: MAAAAM
Sarah_Serinde: @kilnfiendpotter It's okay baby, capitalism makes me cry too
SandWhales1: merry four twenty errybody
MegaDosX: Graham you should check out the daily deals today
MurphEP:
PywosMom: wanna hot pocket?
Mai_Andra: mom! mom! mom! mommy! ...
beowuuf: moooom, billy got oil all over the planeswalkers again! moooom!
EvilBadman: Oh shit, y'all got Sunny D?
Earthenone: !store
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theguardianotter: oh my god
kilnfiendpotter: @kilnfiendpotter I mean, not quite. She decided that roses were deeply offensive and started to yell at them.
TheWriterAleph: heheh
MurphEP: lmao
SandWhales1: omg
afternoonprogramming: Hahaha
raulghoulia: ooooooo
SandWhales1: thats fuckin great
CatTreeDreamCar: Someone had a good time picking these out.
MegaDosX:
The last three are 4/2s 
Mischievous_Catgeist: 420
beowuuf:
TheWriterAleph:
yet no green cards 
Bugberry: not enough stinky green
jaimeblacken: haha funnee weed jok
Diabore: because 4/20 you see
kilnfiendpotter: @kilnfiendpotter LOL I will pass on your solidarity.
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shamblingkrenshar: He's also a 4/2
TheMandrew: he's a 4/2
MegaDosX: 4/2s
rentar42: Tuned in for the Magic content, stayed for the improv sketches
MegaDosX: For 4/20
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun 4/2's
SandWhales1: takes it for his anxiety
Robot_Bones: I don't get it
emberBecky: need more green tho..
theguardianotter: oh my goddddd
MegaDosX: #JustBlaze
kumatsu: I just got home from a couple days in Victoria and intensely jealous of the time y'all spend in that city
BloodnBullets: so is G eating a bun with the munchies?
SandWhales1: the devils lettuce
micalovits: Its a bad joke for people who do dates wrong
shamblingkrenshar: The Arena team has fun sometimes. Whoever writes their patch notes is just having a good time.
MurphEP:
laundreydhull: jeez, Arena devs
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EvilBadman: No Forest styles? SAD
CaptnCheesebeard: Did I hear cheese ... ?
7ukanda: Kenny is a house!
theguardianotter: oh no
xWholeGrain: LOLLL
Diabore: ol kenny
TheWriterAleph: here we GOOOO
MegaDosX: Kenrith + Zirda
Bugberry: nice
Earthenone: oops all kentrith
jaimeblacken: Kenrith is a BOMB
RAZRBCK08: 2 extra rares too
underhill33: well
memnus: yesssssss
shamblingkrenshar: Kenny!
tryllebanjo: Kennyyyyyyy!
laundreydhull: The K I N G
baskwalla: Kenrith is back on the escalator again
MurphEP: He can't keep getting away with this
micalovits: I uhhh, think we are in white
kilnfiendpotter: Oh myyy
theguardianotter: the combo with zirda
shamblingkrenshar: So I guess we're in White
jaimeblacken: it's amazing how GREAT kenrith is
spinebustertee: Kenny AND ZIRDA?!
Diabore: oh god kenny zirda
constablecrab: I don’t guess there’s a legitimate 4/20 in all of Magic is there?
flouncy_magooo: Kung Fu Kenny!
jaimeblacken: and ZIRDA?!!!
IbunWest: Mom? More like Dad
Travilogue: I mean, it would be rude NOT to.
SharpCookies: kennyyyyy omegaaaa
MegaDosX:
Zirda makes Kenrith's abilities cheaper 
corefluxx: I love the term you used on an old episode of Feed Dump for those who observe April 20th "Weedmen"
laundreydhull: Very "Weh!"
theguardianotter: we HAVE to
Bugberry: I just did a sealed with a perfectly fine Naya deck. Had Invasion of Kaldheim and never drew it.
Atomskin: Kenrith deck with Zyrda ccompanion! You know you want tooooo.
constablecrab: Yo! Writing ain’t easy. Congrats!
laundreydhull: Novel Manuscript?
theguardianotter: force that nonsense
chaostreader: Well. We are probably playing white.
Diabore: and poly k
MegaDosX: Good in a counters deck
theguardianotter: naya counters?
rentar42: @constablecrab a 1/20 is all I can offer in Kharis & The Beholder
MegaDosX: And makes hydras into wurmcoils
RAZRBCK08: Polukranos is really gross if you have Elspeth
Earthenone: all hydras are wyrmcoils
Bugberry: Seems like a sweet Green/White deck.
theguardianotter: or five color nonsense
Diabore: g/w seems to be the play from rares
jaimeblacken: this looks like my sealed pool for my first pre-release, where i went to second place after 6 rounds
MegaDosX: So your rares are suggesting Wx
theguardianotter: oh god it does
MurphEP:
Mischievous_Catgeist: i have resolved multiverse every time i get it and its a game winner
Bugberry: Zirda makes Kenrith's abilities cheaper
WhirlwindAbyss: I resolved breach in my pre release, it was a ton of fun
kumatsu: the one game of MOM I played at Commandfest my opponent hit Breach the Multiverse off of Etali. It was Painful
TheWriterAleph: i tried flipping an egg once, didn't go well, can not recommend
MegaDosX: Yeah Zirda's hilarious
Diabore: also discounts poly's transform
Ukon_Cairns: zirda and kennrith 👀
EvilBadman: I mean we could /try/ to hit the companion
raaabr: Ah, sealed?
MegaDosX: Shanna's a bit eh
RAZRBCK08: 2W to gain 5 life is already busted in limited so why not 1W to gain 5 life
MegaDosX: Arena's weird
Diabore: we run all the duals for kenny yeah?
jaimeblacken: shanna's amazing tbh
MegaDosX: You need to manually do it
volraths_bane: Naya looks strong?
theguardianotter: you can change it top right
Bugberry: Maybe this account has styles set.
jaimeblacken: she blanks so much removal
MegaDosX: It happens for me with all the uncommon ones I thin
raaabr: I have no idea how to grok this format
WhirlwindAbyss: Storm on the 18 power yarggle is so much fun
theguardianotter: ohohoho
StreetRach: Tiller so good.
MegaDosX: Storm the Seedcore also has the most banger art
raaabr: Ah, GW Incubate time?
EldritchProwler: depth art style has priority over new style for some reason
theguardianotter: and a seal
Diabore: and a seal
jaimeblacken: easy white green
raaabr: Dunercharger seems good
SharpCookies: I jumped into MOM sealed without looking at previews and I was pretty overwhelmed with how many mana was involved, always tempted to go into 3-4 colors at *least*
jaimeblacken: and play all the taplands
jaimeblacken: for kenrith activations
shamblingkrenshar: Pretty solid removal package
micalovits: Thats some real good removal there
raaabr: Ooh, whatcha eating, Graham
Ukon_Cairns: 5 color mono white
MegaDosX: Oh also Zirda discounts the cycling abiliites
theguardianotter: this looks nuts
raaabr: Gotta love the cheese buns
RAZRBCK08: The green activation is counters right?
beowuuf: i had a halfling rogue called costco cheesbun
Ristow: the interaction with Censor and Battles has won me a few games already
jaimeblacken: at least the white black one, the black ability is ABSURD
theguardianotter: Costco Cheesebun is the name of my halfling bard
micalovits: I think the on colour duals are still worth it maybe? Since they are both black?
beowuuf: @theguardianotter better
Earthenone: i think you want the taplands that touch g/w anyways
MegaDosX: The black one's pretty great, so running the Scoured Barrens might not be terrible
Diabore: i dont think you need cliffs or backwater, but id play the barrens and the highlands
volraths_bane: Gotten trounced by the transforming white 1 drop
Earthenone: to get haste or kill things
Daggerpeak: @MegaDosX happens to be a pretty fun commander deck on a budget too, I have one
shamblingkrenshar: GGG is a bit rough though
Diabore: bw
RAZRBCK08: Honestly even in monowhite Kenrith's still absurd for limited
Laserbeaks_Fury: I cannot abide a Hyrda that doesnt have +1/+1 counters
jaimeblacken: zendikar
raaabr: We not battling here
MegaDosX: Yeah Polukranos has a rough casting cost in more than one colour
theguardianotter: @theguardianotter didnt even see you made the same joke lol
7ukanda:
Looks like a really fine counter deck. 
shamblingkrenshar: I'm gonna draft while I watch. This will be peak Magic injection for me
Diabore: you dont want double off colour tap lands for a single card
theguardianotter: still good fixing
Bugberry: The boros one is there too
Ukon_Cairns: also theres double invasion of zendikar if we want basics for kenrith which may be unnecessary
Earthenone: it taps for any color on the flip at least
jacqui_lantern234:
oh look!!! its a beautiful group of wonderful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!! 
jaimeblacken: yep yep you looking gucci
MegaDosX: You do also need to make two cuts
CodeIndigo: What up G, playing some mono G?
beowuuf:
@theguardianotter chat hivemind is not just a joke, it's a constant reality 
MegaDosX:
But why look when your green and white are this good?
jaimeblacken: black is kinda eh
raaabr: This set seems really fun and wild, but also I don't understand how to draft it
jaimeblacken: the white one drop is good tho
Earthenone: it is your right as a gamer to not look at colors without on color bombs in sealed
theguardianotter: @theguardianotter All Will Be One
MegaDosX: The knights deck in limited looks wild
jaimeblacken: yep, holds counters well
jacqui_lantern234: OH G WORDS FOR YOU!!!! i got the Moonbase Mk6 pin in the mail yesterday and it fits perfectly on my jean vest!!!
raaabr: Look, when Nicknames happen, I am going to name Xerex Strobe Night "Darude Knightstorm"
wordlessRage: I've found the dune shaper to be decidedly medium
RAZRBCK08: I didn't realize Unseal the Necropolis was an instant until after the set released which has definitely improved my opinion on the card
volraths_bane: Duneshapers overperformed, against me.
theguardianotter: id ditch the herdbeast imo
Bugberry: you're 70% likely to run into an opponent with one of the relevant colors for the hate cards.
zombub: I open Twitch and see LRR streaming, “It’s MOM time!” with a thumbnail of Kathleen looming behind Graham with a maniacal grin. It’s mom time, indeed.
v_nome: Yeah that Salvation card blanked a turn for me. Seems strong
MegaDosX: What do we think of Shanna?
jacqui_lantern234:
good ol "Seed The Stormcore"
theguardianotter: shes fine, not the most exciting
jaimeblacken: Shanna is great, blanks a lot of removal and abilities
Diabore: renata and kami and storm and kami make big board
Earthenone: we only have 5
theguardianotter: kind of a big dork
Diabore: grasp does
Diabore: i think 5 is enough
kilnfiendpotter: Jason Rainville went "Phil Collins Tarzan Soundtrack" hard on that artwork.
Diabore: now for the hard talk, is triple green and double white in the 3 slot too hard
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Diabore: renata
jaimeblacken: renata and seedcore
Earthenone: seedcore and renata
Bugberry: Renala
jaimeblacken: it enters with
Atomskin: That's not putting.
jaimeblacken: yeah won't trigger
MrPipboy3000: Storm of the Seedcore with Kami is a cheat code
Bugberry: Yes
wandering_t: sigiled sentinel too?
memnus: It does count
TheManaLeek: Counters are put on things when they enter with one
theguardianotter: wish we had a botanical brawler
MegaDosX: Arena will always ask you if you want to cast it for one
jaimeblacken: perhaps the beast?
theguardianotter: played with that yesterday and that card is DUMB
Ukon_Cairns: ooh, the duneshaper with zirda tho
RAZRBCK08: The Exarch as a 3 drop is still fine if you have to
Bugberry: It does count as adding a counter. That's why Incubates enter with additional counters. It's why hardened Scales adds counters to hydras.
MegaDosX: Two mana to flip it
Earthenone: i would cut a land and the battle and maybe the 5 mana flip creature
CataclysmicReverb: Is tiller worth their spot?
cy0nknight: Duneshaper's a great 1 drop.
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Ukon_Cairns: dont know if thats better than a 42nd card, but its neat
jaimeblacken: not that many spells that terget
volraths_bane: I'd drop tiller
SpiffGames: Polukranos is worth even if it's effectively turn 4 or 5 because of the mana
theguardianotter: i certainly think its interesting
raulghoulia: I, for one, do not one want my flesh tilled
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theguardianotter: do it
MegaDosX: I think you could cut it
jaimeblacken: not a big fan of one of the 2/2 fliers and the beast is eh
RAZRBCK08: I don't like the Herdbeast that much
Diabore: can we 16 land? or 41 and 17?
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kristian_fischer: Ahoy-hoy, Graham.
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Earthenone: our curve tops at 5, and we have multiple land searchers, maybe go to 16?
Daggerpeak: ship it at 41 coward
MegaDosX: I'm a bit medium on Shanna personally
MrPipboy3000: I like sending Herd beast at a battle to clear some chaff, but thats not this deck so ...
micalovits: The tracker maybe?
MegaDosX: But she'd be good in a big board with Storm the Seedcore
SharpCookies: keep it at 42, for 420
jaimeblacken: is the skywarden just a 2/2 flier?
RayFK: The ancient?
jaimeblacken: ah you have the big incubator
theguardianotter: with how many double pip spells there are, i dont think we should cut a land
ActionJB: I started playing more 41's and 42 and started winning more for some reason idk its probably fine
clockworkcrown: The dusk legion maybe?
Woogachaka: That's a funky cloud in the tracker art. I'd be spooked too
kristof162028: Good afternoon gram how are you today? Are you guys planning with the new mom precons on stream tomorrow?
theguardianotter: shanana
jaimeblacken: SHIPPED
micalovits: The what now?
Diabore: the what>
jaimeblacken: what was that noise? OH BEEJ
Earthenone: platters of import, live
theguardianotter: "Beej, the strange orange drink, if you will"
kristian_fischer: And egg must be made. So says Queen Mommy Steppy.
bartimus_thundercask: Love the shirt beej
MegaDosX: Seems exactly what it says on the tin
BloodnBullets: "don't come crying to us about pulp!"
CodeIndigo: enjoy your C H U N K Y
v_nome: Better to know up front than discover it first sip
theguardianotter: oops all pulp
CataclysmicReverb: I miss orbits
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Gureiseion: Two incubator tokens, Ah-Ah-Ah!
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Compleat Drink
IbunWest: I hated orbits
raulghoulia: compleating
kristian_fischer: A textural confuse
theguardianotter: its just a blended orange
kilnfiendpotter: Oh no, I hated Orbitz
BloodnBullets: ooo phyrexian drink!
theguardianotter: lol
Earthenone: kenny
MrPipboy3000: Orbits ... the precursor to Boba Tea
jaimeblacken: KENRITH
MegaDosX: Kenrith clearly
Diabore: we cant compleat anymore graham, elesh norn is gone
RayFK: KENNY AND THE JETS
jacqui_lantern234:
"textural nightmare" was my nickname in high school
CodeIndigo: oh, if you think that's bad, do NOT try the Warm Corn Potage
IbunWest: When i drink something i want to drink it, not eat it.
RayFK: Kenny and the Jets (the Winnipeg Jets)
Ukon_Cairns: king kenny and his fox sun
SharpCookies:
with Kenny, would we call this deck... Elite?
flouncy_magooo: Kenrith Lamar
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RayFK: You see that he did VO for their playoff hype?
kristian_fischer: If Elesh Norn offers you an egg in these trying times, SAY NO.
jaimeblacken: keepable
clockworkcrown: I Ken win
theguardianotter: kenny and the eggs
MegaDosX: That's a problem even with Grasp on it
kristof162028: Hey g will you guys be playing commander planeschase tomorrow with the precons from March of the machine on stream,
raaabr: The problem with pacifisms
volraths_bane: Do it. I've seen how that card can dominate
Diabore: there isn o paper fight
micalovits: I think its Fam-Jam
TheMandrew: fam jam
Earthenone: no paper, only laptops
RAZRBCK08: They are doing a fam jam tomorrow right
Diabore: family jamily
jaimeblacken: fanjam?
kristian_fischer: Famble Jamble
MegaDosX: Ah, la problema
kristian_fischer: Here come all those Backups.
theguardianotter: we love a famjam
raaabr: RW and BW both seem pretty good in this format
raaabr: Erm, UW
RAZRBCK08: That RW card is messed up
jaimeblacken: you can give it protection and blow them out
jaimeblacken: naisu
memnus: Realmbreaker's got hands here
raaabr: It's insane to me that UW just has a knight lord that taps down creatures
DAC169:
now for more Backup 
theguardianotter: oh right, you get protection
MegaDosX: Welp.
theguardianotter: oh heck
MegaDosX: Graham you are in trouble
jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun omg i just realized a thing! i never actually got that "gift box" thing i won at that one fam jam. i assume it got lost in mail?
theguardianotter: oh heyyyyy kenny
micalovits: Not in trouble anymore!
couchboyj: Eggs meat basket
raulghoulia: is this more discharge?
MegaDosX: Kenrith will help Graham catch up
DAC169: still in trouble NODDERS
kristof162028: Hey g I really enjoy bear force 2 from game knights yesterday
MurphEP: Ken just says "you win" right?
Diabore: we still big troubs
MurphEP: I can't read
WhirlwindAbyss: Will you be doing a Beejelanmder for paperfight any time soon?
MrMobius: Hey G, wanted to tell you that me and my buddies recently picked up Moving Out, we're having an outrageous amount of fun and it's entirely your (and the crews) fault
MegaDosX: Watching Kathleen do her impression of the algebra lady meme on Game Knights was great
Ukon_Cairns: oh yeh, yesterday was a real treat between game knights, EDSC, and north 100 showdown
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TheManaLeek: Gaining 10 a turn off Kenny alone is still a good race for us, should he live
couchboyj: Squee and Slimefoot seem absurd
raaabr: Oh, for a second I thought you were being aggresively sarcastic about moving out of the moon base being fun, given that seems stressful
Atomskin: They did it backwards! Poor opponent.
MurphEP: Kill 1 target Kenrith
RAZRBCK08: Cut Short and maybe
jacqui_lantern234: theyre...SO BIG
Earthenone: gain 10, hope to draw.... somehting?
Atomskin: Maybe not, I just couldn't see the first strike over yonder. Lol
MegaDosX: You could just cast and flip Invasion
RAZRBCK08: We can gain 10 life if we do nothing
theguardianotter: oh word
Gureiseion: Yeah, but do they have huge tracts of land?
RAZRBCK08: Oh right we could do that too
kristof162028: I have to ask g did you really think tge Druid wasn't goibg make Kathleen's graveyard a real threat?
laundreydhull:
Say, one question outside of LRRMTG; Why doesn't 
know how to drive in Crapshot scenario 352?
TheManaLeek:
Gaining 15 a turn now if we want to
theguardianotter: one time no removal
raaabr: Kenrith is a messed up MTG card, yo
theguardianotter: sick
jaimeblacken: ANY COLOR
MurphEP: Winning
RAZRBCK08: We have options neat
MegaDosX: Also yeah any colour
theguardianotter: or draw a card
MegaDosX:
You can start drawing cards too
Dustmasc: Is this game like Uno?
couchboyj: Kenny lifegain will be clutch if he's left unchecked
MurphEP: Playing Magic is hard
RayFK: Also reminder chat, editing is a thing
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Travilogue: It DID make for good entertainment
remyjette: It's all good Graham, I still really enjoyed the episode!!!
clashowenbash8: dw hermit druid just flips a basic land... right?
jaimeblacken: you have to do it now
Juliamon: laundreydhull It's a huge PITA to get your license in Canada and he doesn't really need it
MegaDosX: I like gaining life here
frozenphoenix7: I think gain 5 just take 9.
Earthenone: i think we heal here
MegaDosX: I smell trickery if you try and block Bola Slinger
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clockworkcrown: Also killing slimefoot and squee...
jaimeblacken: it's a trick
RAZRBCK08: How many counters is it? Just 1?
micalovits: Blocking seems like a trap
Earthenone: kenny should stay out of combat we awnt to gain 500 life or so this game
kumatsu: put a counter on Kenrith and block the 5/5 is needed to stay in this game imo
Grimnus: I see Kenrith showed up again
wandering_t: yah, I think you can just race
Karvamammutti: Bad plays lead to good entertainment. It was great.
MegaDosX: Graham can gain /so much life/ if he untaps with Kenrith and the Skyclave
lamina5432: I can also say the other two didn’t
jaimeblacken: you can just gain 15 life next turn right?
laundreydhull: @juliamon oh, for reel? I thought it was "just" in that one Crapshot so.....
xDasterrx: imagine they tricked you to get the treasure token
xDasterrx: THEY DID
jaimeblacken: AHHH
DAC169:
TheWriterAleph: beeg dinoo
theguardianotter: HOO BOY
couchboyj:
Jimmy and Josh talked a lot about what you should do, also both played 0 interaction the whole game I think 
frozenphoenix7: I mean.....
Ukon_Cairns: aftermath aint out yet, the king kenny lives at least a little longer
jaimeblacken: it's very close
micalovits: That kills it with some kenrith counters
Earthenone: how many counters can we get?
jaimeblacken: with a couple of counters
MegaDosX: Need two counters
frozenphoenix7: Can get there with counters, yeah.
DAC169: yup
MegaDosX: Yeah two counters between them
jaimeblacken: you have enough mana?
Diabore: can we also kill them?
memnus: Punch! That! Dino!
MurphEP:
Mega brained 
Diabore: we can 18 them
baskwalla: Amazing
xDasterrx: they gotta be tilting
Juliamon: laundreydhull Yup! A number of LRR don't drive
jaimeblacken: nice
Grimnus: Do love a 13 damage bite spell
TheManaLeek: Woooooof
TheWriterAleph: OH MY
BusTed:
jaimeblacken: NOOOOOOOO
Grimnus: wELP
wandering_t: wow
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The skyclave has vigilance, too, so don't miss the free attack here.
jaimeblacken: COUTNERS
raaabr: NOOOO
baskwalla: oh snap
MurphEP: Brother
frozenphoenix7: Well that's unfortunate
jaimeblacken: COUNTERS
Earthenone: one mana short of killing it anyways
MegaDosX: Holy shit
RAZRBCK08: Can we add counters again to take it down
SharpCookies: oh noooooooo
Diabore: we can only add 1 more!
frozenphoenix7: One mana off
raaabr: Well dinger
MrTulip: Whelp
raulghoulia: Flying! Vampire! Dino!
Karvamammutti: Crikey!
BloodnBullets: can kenrithg do anything?
SharpCookies: feels bad man
micalovits: Noooo!
raaabr: !card awakened skyclave
LRRbot: Awakened Skyclave (front: Invasion of Zendikar) | Creature — Elemental [4/4] | Vigilance, haste / As long as Awakened Skyclave is on the battlefield, it's a land in addition to its other types. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
MegaDosX: Boooooooo
Grimnus: Convoke showing its power there
MegaDosX: Also you're dead
baskwalla:
Sorry Grahm
Diabore: my tummy hurts after that
jaimeblacken: you can attack with the lfier
Karvamammutti: Sometimes you get get and sometimes you get got.
jaimeblacken: you can swing for 16 with all
hugogol21: jesus that's rough
raaabr: I think you can still gain 5 life off the skyclave
MrTulip: Well sometimes you win, and then there are other times
raaabr: But yeah that's not enough
MegaDosX: Yeah that isn't going to be enough
xDasterrx: theyre attacking for 26
Diabore:
MegaDosX:
Their board was just better than yours
micalovits: It probably is actually
xDasterrx: +
xDasterrx: @micalovits nah theyre making 13 attacking 1/1s
Ukon_Cairns: ghalta is large and makes another large attacking trampler (if wanted)
micalovits: Oh right, forgot the tap
xDasterrx: oh no
raaabr: Was Ghalta and Mavren not one of the ones you coudln't use in limited? Or am I crossing my wires
jaimeblacken: beatable
frozenphoenix7: @raaabr Wires crossed.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We can go up to 16, and take 17.
theguardianotter: you dont
clockworkcrown: You dont
DAC169:
rasterscan: !card Kenrith
LRRbot: Did you mean: The Kenriths' Royal Funeral; Kenrith, the Returned King; Will Kenrith; Rowan Kenrith; Kenrith's Transformation
MegaDosX: Yeah you don't
xDasterrx: wait, why are they not attacking?
rasterscan: !card Kenrith, the
LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Target player gains 5 life. / {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. / {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
Karvamammutti: That's the neat part, you don't.
MegaDosX: !card ghalta and mavren
LRRbot: Ghalta and Mavren [3GGWW] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Vampire [12/12] | Trample / Whenever you attack, choose one — / • Create a tapped and attacking X/X green Dinosaur creature token with trample, where X is the greatest power among other attacking creatures. / • Create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.
Earthenone: the dino comes in swinging the vampires stay back and defend
Ukon_Cairns: the green trampler is for attacking, the white lifelinkers are for blocking
MegaDosX: They just had a strong board
MurphEP: Oofa so close
jaimeblacken: very close
clockworkcrown: Back up is pretty good then
Diabore: scary close game
TehAmelie: oh hi Graham
MegaDosX:
Free spells are fine and balanced surely
flatluigi: i'm amazed a game with kenrith was that close
RAZRBCK08: That RW uncommon is absurd
flatluigi: praying for your future
Musicsquid: Convoke commander deck has been great at doing exactly that lol
xDasterrx: oh, the other token comes in attacking, the big one, but not the small ones
rasterscan: Bleeeh.
Diabore: pretty easy
theguardianotter: could we have not put more counters in response to the pump spell?
Earthenone: they cant storm your seedcore
Karvamammutti: Who knew upgraded Ghalta would be an absolute haymaker?
Diabore: jegantha and lutri are both pretty easy
MrPipboy3000: Someone opened Invasion of Alara ...
MurphEP: Keruga, Bahama?
flatluigi: i 7-2'd a deck earlier with a maindeck gyruda
Grimnus: Keruga is pretty nutty in the main deck though
warboss5: Good afternoon all you MOMies
adambomb625: I just got a turn 5 kill
micalovits: Its a good cantrip with extra upside
DEATHlikescats: Come on pretty mama!
rasterscan: What's the best battle?
DEATHlikescats: Karugamesh
RayFK: @DEATHlikescats get out
MurphEP: Oh that's very good
laundreydhull: Hard to circumvent, harsher with the errata sink in limited/sealed
DEATHlikescats: Lol
warboss5: That's a good one
7ukanda: Magic Musical incoming! xD
RAZRBCK08: Zada is quite good in this set tbh, there's quite a few combat tricks
jacqui_lantern234: @warboss5 YOURE A GOOD ONE
DEATHlikescats: You heard it in your mind too eh @rayfk ?
warboss5:
@warboss5 Awwwww, thank you!
xDasterrx: lets make a 6/6 flier
MurphEP:
We intended to shaped dunes with that 
laundreydhull: I passively don't live down the comp erratas I guess...
Blasteg: But Gram, it''s April already
Robot_Bones: guy is digging trenches
Grimnus: Ya it throws you off that the land untap isnt sorcery yet that one is
warboss5: I remember back in the days of Return to Ravnica that I had an idea to rewrite "Stuck in the Middle with You" by Steelers Wheel as "Stuck in the Middle with Blue" because blue in that draft format SUCKED
WrightJustice:
I discovered the same thing yesterday
theguardianotter: anything but vold!
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laundreydhull: It should be that when cast from their zones, they're P/T gets cut in half at least rounded up
Karvamammutti: Ehrmagerd! It's the Gnerwerd HERBMERB!
MrTulip: Huh, I somehow managed to not discover that yesterday
Earthenone: so next turn we go all in on storm and leave up intervention?
EOstby: Gnottvold? Then DIE! - Borborygmos, probably.
theguardianotter: have fun storming the seedcore
RayFK: Uh ohhhh, stormyyyy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It's lurmtug time! What's up tuggers?
Robot_Bones: Sorry everybody gott go storm the seed core, if ya know what I mean
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theguardianotter: slightly larger graham
warboss5: Graham is a growing boy
DEATHlikescats: @theguardianotter do you think it’ll work?
micalovits: Do we go all in on the flier?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: A large Graham the size of a small Graham
warboss5: !card portent tracker
LRRbot: Portent Tracker [1G] | Creature — Satyr Scout [1/1] | {T}: Untap target land. / {T}: Choose target battle. If an opponent protects it, remove a defense counter from it. Otherwise, put a defense counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
micalovits: Yuuup
YTfriendofsquirrel: B A S E D
Ukon_Cairns: eggs, meet basket
Ukon_Cairns: lets go
theguardianotter: @DEATHlikescats It'd take a miracle
micalovits: And have lethal next turn if they have nothing
DEATHlikescats waves bye bye
MegaDosX: Eggs meat basket
MegaDosX: meet*
couchboyj: Get in the basket, you stupid eggs!
MegaDosX:
What a bad typo 
warboss5: Spells are for the weak
theguardianotter: @MegaDosX mmm, meat basket
DEATHlikescats:
@theguardianotter thanks for playing along! 
Ukon_Cairns: @MegaDosX tasty typo
Earthenone: meat basket was last set
mangoalias: hello!
memnus: Eggs AND basket??
warboss5: I know they're cliche, but I'd totally welcome one of those Generic Gift Meat Baskets. They look delicious.
MegaDosX: Lifegain! *shakes fist*
RAZRBCK08: Yea one off now
theguardianotter: jeg-hand-tha
mangoalias: so excited to see crack-a-pack again!
Simonark: Is combat math anything but a magical dream in this set? I'm... having trouble.
warboss5: What is OP's plan here?
MegaDosX: James is here!
Earthenone: bye james
MurphEP:
?
MegaDosX: James is gone!
jaimeblacken: egg
theguardianotter: hope and pray, i assume
mangoalias: everyone panic!!!! james!!!!
warboss5: Tiny egg
SpiffGames: flip!
SpiffGames: that!
DAC169:
I knew James was coming. his land curse preceded him 
MegaDosX: I prefer scrambled tbh
flatluigi: you ever get so mad you just flip an egg
SpiffGames: egg!
CodeIndigo: they'll flip ya... flip ya for real
MurphEP: Flip that egg like a pancake
theguardianotter: @mangoalias time to flood even harder
micalovits: So... Is the egg now sunny side up or?
Simonark: If we weren't going to ever use the term "Hatched" before, we aren't starting now. Eggs are all about flipping, darn it
Diabore: gotta protect that basket
Dread_Pirate_Westley: We don't have any eggs. OP has the only one in the game so far.
satyropodobny: get down mr presi-egg
DEATHlikescats: Did we cook the egg in oil?
Karvamammutti: Ah, the world famous slice of life anime Eggs Basket.
flatluigi: i'm in the middle of a match :'(
mangoalias: knowing the internet, it was already taken the second you showed it
WrightJustice: just realised op is using mixed lands
Kyir: concede and get those packs fast
theguardianotter: ive got too many of my own
Diabore: i dont unerstand playing seed of hope, it reads so bad
MegaDosX: I'm not even going to bother, someone else will have grabbed it
micalovits: They sure look dead here
theguardianotter: wish they let you use more than one per account
CodeIndigo: I'm still mad about Lutri getting instabanned
Kyir: And I remain not a fan!
mangoalias: @CodeIndigo me too!!!
hd_dabnado: I kinda feel the opposite
YTfriendofsquirrel: james is based af
Simonark: Zirda is a companion I've given no thought to, basically, and the new art is just forcing me to care, it's so good.
MrMobius: New Lurrus has a baby Lurrus!!!
theguardianotter: @CodeIndigo free my boi!
Kyir: The other ones thematically make sense too
Kyir: They're just bad
YTfriendofsquirrel: i love you all
CodeIndigo: I pulled full-art Lutris both times
Bugberry: The theming feels like Infinity War levels of "everyone is here"
MegaDosX: My answer is "when it makes sense"
mangoalias: they cast that spell so hard, they exploded
memnus: I also have one for whoever claims it: 73B92-2C85A-72726-930C1-10717
hd_dabnado: 1/1.5 years
YTfriendofsquirrel:
RAZRBCK08: Zirda is a very good card
Juliamon: !codefall
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MegaDosX: I think all of them so far have made sense for different reasons
couchboyj: Agreedo
RAZRBCK08: We had a blocker
aitsu100: i love the Sram in the invention art so much
YTfriendofsquirrel: you played it well with what you had
memnus: ohhhhh
laundreydhull: Right, cuz Eldraine was only visited once &....
Karvamammutti: Each set should have a bonus sheet consisting only of Colossal Dreadmaws.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @memnus Got it. Thanks!
ActionJB: Yeah like brothers war and MoM are such big sets its kinda cool but yeah wouldn't want to see them again for a bit
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Simonark: They shouldn't become predictable? We know we're getting Enchantments at some point because they haven't done them yet, and that sort of tells us... going back to Theros in around a year?
theguardianotter: jonathon frakes gaslights you for two minutes
mangoalias: have you ever had a dream where you could and you did so you could
YTfriendofsquirrel: hahahha it was based -
jacqui_lantern234:
A B C - Story Was Based
jaimeblacken: wait for 6
micalovits: Seems dece
laundreydhull: Tis definitively.... b a s e d
jaimeblacken: it's one land
MrPipboy3000: Thanks for the code James!!
Grimnus: 6 doesnt get an extra one
memnus: Oof that ozolith is a pain
Gureiseion: Don't forget "Jonathan Frakes Asks You Things (drunk)"
jaimeblacken: oh 7 gets you 3
RAZRBCK08: It's hardened scales
BloodnBullets: ozalith can get out of hand.
CodeIndigo: @Gureiseion yes
Diabore: yup
aitsu100: yeah
theguardianotter: dope
MegaDosX: Synergy!
flatluigi: kami is real good
Karvamammutti: BIG EGGS
mangoalias: it does stuff???? broken
jaimeblacken: insta concede?
1y1e: because of the text!!!
MegaDosX: I like how you both kinda have Hardened Scales on your boards
DEATHlikescats: The good kinda surprise
couchboyj: Kami oh my
Grimnus: Words having meaning?? Unheard of
MegaDosX: Grasp the Fynn
satyropodobny:
koodooman: I love the new fynn art
Simonark: Noted Internet Cleverness Gent, Graham Stark
raaabr: I dunno how positive you'll feel on Multiversal legends long term, when you get Zada'd into the dirt. But hey, it seems fun
The_Kraken19: Flip two eggs!
mangoalias: can't believe they're printing cards with rules text. 2023 cards smh
MrTulip: It is interesting that they put two different things in with hardened scales text
MegaDosX: Doesn't Exarch flip an egg?
The_Kraken19: Exarch has text...
TheWriterAleph: "ey, yous. go flip an egg"
jacqui_lantern234:
wait Grahams WINNING THE GAME?!?!?! #LiterallyBanned
theguardianotter: two eggs, over easy
hugogol21: the kami and storm the seedcore combos really really well
theguardianotter: whoops
Karvamammutti: As a Finn myself, I'm not fond of being called annoying.
theguardianotter: eggs-arch
WiJohn: Eggsarch hehe
TheWarbo: wait, exarch does stuff?
DEATHlikescats: Eggselent attack
Diabore: so much text
RayFK: Graham wants mono textless
Akaiatana: It's important you know the fox
Ukon_Cairns:
not even that, they printing text on the back of the cards now
jaimeblacken: Muraganda incoming
shamblingkrenshar: Bear Force One cube
volraths_bane: Muraganda set when?
jaimeblacken: Muraganda Cube
The_Kraken19: Graham is Muraganda pilled confirmed
RayFK: I'll pass it up
Diabore: om nom nom
Simonark: Then let's tell James about a little fellow called Yargle and Multani
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Really, who wants to be spending all their time reading cards?
ActionJB: Only damage based removal
theguardianotter: sayonara
couchboyj: Mote Yargles plz
v_nome: Flavour text cube
Earthenone: im trying to build a comander deck with ruxa to fight against the text
warboss5: This game seems a beating
Gureiseion: Muraganda Petroglyphs gets to shine in that Cube.
IbunWest: A set of just full art textless cards.
mangoalias: but there are so many key words for different power/toughness combos, how am i supposed to keep them straight?
beowuuf: !card mulgrotha
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
jacqui_lantern234: @Karvamammutti its cause youre not! youre fantastic, your culture is awesome, and your language is beautiful
RAZRBCK08: There's only one vanilla creature in standard and that's Yargle and Multani
IbunWest: Call it Un-Abridged
The_Kraken19: The problem is "when this creature enters the battlefield" is six words
Akaiatana: I feel like they would keyword-ify many common abilities
Earthenone: !card ruxa
LRRbot: Ruxa, Patient Professor [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Bear Druid [4/4] | Whenever Ruxa, Patient Professor enters the battlefield or attacks, return target creature card with no abilities from your graveyard to your hand. / Creatures you control with no abilities get +1/+1. / You may have creatures you control with no abilities assign their combat damage as though they weren't blocked.
HasturTheYellow: That would have a lot of Tribal cards
Aravion: Magic: the Deconstructioning
theguardianotter: i like ops name
MegaDosX: I guess that could be Muraganda if they ever did that as a set plane
theguardianotter: "mobius striptease"
mangoalias: KENNY!!!
jacqui_lantern234: k-k-k-k-kenny and the jets
MurphEP: Results speak
TheWarbo: of late maro's tumblr has been a lot of him going "no a vanilla-matters set would be bad design"
MegaDosX: Also there's a Zirda in the deck for the eggs, Kenrith, and the flip cards
Akaiatana: It's okay to have a fog-spear
micalovits: Big Wall
mangoalias: oh yeah, new moonbase!!! tour?
Simonark: Real question being... quieter AC in the new Moonbase?
couchboyj: Kenny is great and all but he is not a vampire dinosaur
Earthenone:
will the new moonbase return the flush counter?
CodeIndigo: James's set would be stuff like "Animal: 1W 2/2 creature - beast; lifelink; (flavor:) You lose. -- Calvin Coolidge"
ActionJB: Once its a place it will be content
beowuuf:
@TheWarbo i'd love a batching of prehistoric which is vanillas, basic lands, and dinosaurs
mangoalias: cant believe graham built an entire moonbase by hand. everyone give him props
Akaiatana: @mangoalias The room is full
CodeIndigo: y'all are talking some stuff for people in Burrito Detonation Range
MegaDosX: Oh no
Earthenone:
already way too many props
micalovits: Shork!
GapFiller:
Akaiatana thats why theyre moving to a neu Moon right?
mangoalias: shark shark shark shark
memnus: Eggnado??
aitsu100: its nasty
geail: that card was real annoying in my pre-release
warboss5: This JUST being a 2/4 flyer for 3 is bad enough
undecided44: 'No, that's not creatively'
MrPipboy3000: Shark is problem
Diabore: ah, i think we lose
raaabr: Ah, yes, SEED SHARK
satyropodobny: green is not a creative colour.
micalovits: Did we just draw the o-ring?
DAC169:
they compleated the Sharknado
tipulsar85: Mono flyers?
Simonark: What were the Phyrexians thinking, Compleating a Sharknado? Do you WANT Tara Reids? This is how you get em.
Countjondi: i like invasioning now
warboss5: Attentive hold up Angelic
jacqui_lantern234: chromehost seedshark *clap clap clapclapclap*
Earthenone: G said at the ppr you can get 4 rares a pack, mono rares is probobly viable this sealed format
Diabore: we can invasion and wayfinder
Akaiatana: Chrome Host Seed Shark sounds like we're making fun of British Actor names
mangoalias: chromehost seedshark, heroes on the half shell
DAC169: flyer & hold sounds good
warboss5: If you eat the shark this turn, that's game
warboss5: Protect it
MegaDosX: Pro red though
MrTulip: Really has a weird cadance, that name
warboss5: It still becomes a 4/4
mangoalias: other spells? nonsense
DAC169: can't be countered, but protections....
Painfully_Dyslexic: do people think we'll ever see good/nice/neutral phyrexians? or are they forever baddies?
micalovits: Lets us play the battle and flip it next turn
micalovits: Oh
Diabore: @Painfully_Dyslexic urabrask is right there
warboss5: Secret Reach!
Simonark: Catch the Seed Shark was a candy slogan we all remember, sure.
Earthenone: life is short, flip battle first
Karvamammutti: Yo what Polubabe is back?
Earthenone: we get the mana when we flip it
adambomb625: PolyK has not had a good time in general.
MrPipboy3000: You can flip invasion ... they ain't blocking with shark
kilnfiendpotter: @Painfully_Dyslexic Urabrask was pretty great. He yeeted Chandra and Wrenn to get the Realmbreaker.
micalovits: The flip has haste
micalovits: So we can do both
BloodnBullets: right invasion lands come in tapped
warboss5: Play battle, kill battle
DaseBeleren: it has haste
DAC169: can do any 2 as long as Wayfinder is one
raaabr: I have...SO MANY thoughts on the Theros changes made in MOM, but that's not enough for an entire episode of TTC I imagine
mangoalias: @MrPipboy3000 a lot of the legendaries in this set haven't had very good times tbh
GreatGodOm: G I really enjoyed both your and Kathleen's appearance in the latest game Knights. You both bring a very light and fun vibe to the show.
MegaDosX: It's an Explosive Vegetation on a battle
MegaDosX: F
micalovits: Rude
kilnfiendpotter: @raaabr I'm with you. It's pretty sad, but I'm glad Ephara kicked butt.
theguardianotter: bus
mangoalias: just draw good
satyropodobny: baby shark?
jaimeblacken: removal? in magic?
geail: my solution for shark in prerelease was Skithiryx
Diabore: @raaabr the entire mono colour pantheon getting norned was a choice
raaabr: @kilnfiendpotter It's interesting! Depending on who died, and with the angels showing up on Theros, it's...kinda got some interesting sideways mythological interpretations
MrPipboy3000: Polukanos also has surprise reach
raaabr: Though that assumes new gods won't replace them, which they almost certainly will
RAZRBCK08: The potential free 20/20
theguardianotter: wild
GreatGodOm: I'm given to understand that it's a 9+ hour undertaking.
SmashTCG: Unless they get a fee green lads
Simonark: Not just the graphics, editing to make certain combos and interactions clear, especially in that particular game, is really impressive.
DAC169:
thay can't play Imperisaur 
RAZRBCK08: They can't do it
Wiliart: Your intro was great
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raulghoulia: It's going to be Very confusing if someone plays Goreclaw and Surrak in the future
warboss5: Tracker can slowly start eating the Invasion
Diabore: its exiled, reanimate doesnt do anything
kilnfiendpotter: @raaabr Absolutely. I'm very interested in what happens in Aftermath (no spoilers please!)
DEATHlikescats: @greatgodom good to see a fellow Pratchett reference (throws up the holy horns)
raaabr: Oh, I have no idea what's going on in Aftermath, trust me
Diabore: clear a battle counter
EOstby: Are there any flip creatures that become green that they could convoke with?
GreatGodOm: I mean that the filming is 9+ hours. Editing is obviously a lot longer.
MegaDosX: How much to flip PolyK?
mangoalias: @MegaDosX a bazillion
kilnfiendpotter: @DEATHlikescats Just watch out for that eagle!
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GapFiller: SERGE RAID!!!
Diabore: theres a green, might just be a splashy bomb
MegaDosX: Raiders!
raaabr: I can read some more charitable and less charitable interpretations. My first thought, @kilnfiendpotter , was a 'shift' towards a more christian theological model, but I don't think that's really gonna happen. It'd kinda defeat the purpose of the thing. But they're definitely setting up the dominos for another cosmos shakeup in Theros
tipulsar85: I recall the vlogs from the nostalgia and Ayula game knights being fun.
jaimeblacken: when did you guys go? or did they record at magicon?
forshamesir: @megadosx like 6 and a phyrexian white I think
GreatGodOm: @DEATHlikescats May I interest you in some explanatory pamphlets?
DEATHlikescats: @kilnfiendpotter yas! All the Pratchett love!
raaabr: The Titans are still around, and a lot of the gods are dead now
warboss5: Secret Reach time!
mangoalias: thats a long commander game
micalovits: Did... Did they miss reach?
Ristow: oh no opponent
Diabore: sECRET REACH
MrPipboy3000: Suprise Reach
mangoalias: secret reach!!!!
geail: I wouldn't
raaabr: Winner of the Surprise Reach award
warboss5: You know you got em when you see them immediately highlight the reach creature, lol
Simonark: If there is one more in game emote Arena can get away with, it's "It has REACH?"
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SmashTCG: Watching Kathleen go off with [redacted] was very nice, since Jimmy's failure
micalovits: It can get the invasion together with the tracker
mangoalias:
i am often the victim of suprise reach
Earthenone: its a 3 mana 4/5 why wouldent it have reach its 2023
kilnfiendpotter: @raaabr The way that magic works on Theros is all about belief, but it's so intrinsically polytheistic that I don't think a monotheistic system is possible. My guess is that the demigods will ascend into the new gods.
theguardianotter: play renata first
Diabore: and flip poly
Karvamammutti: Ah Renata! The one that does not reach.
Bugberry: @Earthenone it does cost ggg
RAZRBCK08: Wurmcoils for hydras
theguardianotter: for the extra counters
Grimnus: Its hydracoil engine
raulghoulia: also lifelink
warboss5: HYDRA TRIBAL!
hd_dabnado: my GW hydra tribal
hd_dabnado: you know
hd_dabnado: all the white hydras
SmashTCG: Its basicly wurmcoil
mangoalias: how many hydras in this set again?
IbunWest: What was thst card that reduced the cost of hydras by 3
GreatGodOm: I got to go off with a flipped Poly-k and lathiel. T'was very good.
Bugberry: sheoldred too head strong
Ristow: you can only tick down if they protect right?
Akaiatana: Horny on main (French joke)
DEATHlikescats: All the single hydras, put your heads UP!
theguardianotter: make sure to play renata before you take the counter off
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cast Renata before finishing the battle!
MrPipboy3000: Renata with the Kami is also sick
Izandai: Shouldn't you play Renata first?
micalovits: To late
mangoalias: nope, opposite
Ristow: oh it's protect as in they just have it not protect as in actively try to protect it
Simonark: I like the idea that Callaphe, Beloved of the Sea missed the whole invasion, gets back from a voyage and gets a letter from the lawyers explaining she's inherited "Being God of the Sea"
Izandai: whoopsie-doodle
raaabr: !card Polukranos Reborn
LRRbot: Polukranos Reborn [GGG] (back: Polukranos, Engine of Ruin) | Legendary Creature — Hydra [4/5] | Reach / {6}{W/P}: Transform Polukranos Reborn. Activate only as a sorcery.
satyropodobny: Wurmcoil engine, Feldon's one true love
hugogol21:
@Akaiatana
RAZRBCK08: This one is fun
raaabr: !card polukranos, Engine of ruin
LRRbot: Polukranos, Engine of Ruin (front: Polukranos Reborn) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Hydra [6/6] | Reach, lifelink / Whenever Polukranos, Engine of Ruin or another nontoken Hydra you control dies, create a 3/3 green and white Phyrexian Hydra creature token with reach and a 3/3 green and white Phyrexian Hydra creature token with lifelink.
SmashTCG: No time like today
raaabr: Wow, right, it has lifeline
raaabr: *link
theguardianotter: time for flippies
kilnfiendpotter: @Simonark "I have to pay *how* much in estate taxes?"
kilnfiendpotter: How are they taxing the sea?!
raaabr: Hah
Simonark: "That's NOT what liquid assets mean!"
jaimeblacken: just stay
theguardianotter: tick up their invasion?
raaabr: Yeah, so I have a lot of interesting thoughts on all of this, but it's a lot of fanon speculating atm
raaabr: The fact they specifically called out angels showing up in Theros for the first time is interesting
MrPipboy3000: Oh, renata shrank because of the flip ...
BloodnBullets: aww lost devotion to green with the flip
raaabr: (Also, archons being nowhere to be seen)
Akaiatana: @kilnfiendpotter Just wait until you hear about the sin tax
Earthenone: they have secret reach now
Grimnus: Ah thats a spooky one
memnus: Oh no, the counter secret reach!
raaabr: Oh that just kills you
mangoalias: not so sneaky reach
theguardianotter: b-b-b-board stall
RAZRBCK08: We need a realmbreaker or a sealed existence or kenrith
raaabr: Wait for Kenrith I guess
Earthenone: we go into the kenny waiting room
micalovits: Wait to draw kenrith or storm the seedcore
petey_vonwho: I would attack with Polukranos, because it dies into 2 5/5s
Bugberry: there's a lot of rare board wipes in this set and so far it seems like they are very necessary.
MillerDark: Slam? Your 4/4 and 6/6 are still gonna chew through their board
raaabr: Kenrith can also make stuff get haste and trample
SmashTCG: Putting counters on the kami
SmashTCG: Each activation Pays for itself
DEATHlikescats: I want to reorder the eggs,
Akaiatana: I want a meld card called Polukenrith
geail: Realmbreaker the javelineer
RAZRBCK08: The grasp gets the reach out the way
tipulsar85: I find in interesting that Proliferate can now stall out battles.
theguardianotter: grasp! that! ogre!
DEATHlikescats: They’re not in a linear power order and my brain wants to K E R N so bad
MegaDosX: Firmly grasp the ogre
Sorator13: @tipulsar85 I have to assume that design was intentional for constructed, yeah
Grimnus: Oh so soon
theguardianotter: famble jamble
RayFK: Mamily Jamily
TheWriterAleph: the mammer jammer
Simonark: Wham! Bam! Mom Fam Jam!
DEATHlikescats: Momjam
flatluigi: phrasing\
MegaDosX: Lewd.
theguardianotter: lewd
hd_dabnado: Mom Action*
BloodnBullets: "you are pacified." *squishes them beneth giant branch*.
F1SHOR:
DEATHlikescats: Hot mom action
Sorator13: wo-oah black betty, fambly jam
GhostofJeffGoldblum: MILF (MOM I'd Love to Famjam)
DoctorHutch: you'll get a reach token to block
TheMandrew: i still maintain that this set should have come out last month, for March, or next month for Mother's Day
MegaDosX: They also no longer have flying blockers
GreatGodOm: I had an opponent at the prerelease who was sad when I pointed out that if he uses Kenrith to reanimate my creatures, I get them. Not him.
Bugberry: kenrith potentially bringing back Palukranos seems sweet.
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mangoalias: m a t h
Ratosai: "If we draw a Kenrith" Oh boy what kind of deck do we have today
MegaDosX: Important question, are they separate tokens like Wurm and Coil? Hard to tell with the summoning sick warble
Akaiatana: Awakened SkyClave is a creature at the MoM Ent
micalovits: The dark background also makes it worse
theguardianotter: is that the secret tech?
Earthenone: maybe that sleeve and avatar combo will be meta to hide information
raaabr: Ah, DECK CAMO
Revelia: You can hover over the deck to get that little popup that tells you number in deck hand Exile grave
awfulw0rldk1d: @MegaDosX the two 5/5s have different keyword abilities, yes
theguardianotter: interesting choice
BloodnBullets: probably wouldnt be so bad with a less dark background too. Feels a little cheaty but not intentional.
micalovits: Oh
theguardianotter: hoooo baby
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, because you cant cast lands and the back side of sieges are cast.
mangoalias: ooohoohohohho
Dread_Pirate_Westley: The reason it's a land when it's on the battlefield is so you can cast it. If it were always a land, you couldn't.
DAC169:
I think some people use that Avatar/Sleeve combo just because it's harder to tell they have 1 card in hand 
MegaDosX: @awfulw0rldk1d I know they have the different keywords, I meant the art
IanWAdams: qq to tap everything
awfulw0rldk1d: oh sorry
WiJohn: Eggsarch! Eggsarch!
awfulw0rldk1d: looks a little bit different to me?
theguardianotter: so 4
MegaDosX: X is 4 is the best you can get right now
raulghoulia: 1+1+2+1
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: its a land on the battlefield because you cant cast lands and battles cast when flip, that's my guess
Mr_Horrible: Looks like the tokens have different art for each, from what I can tell now, yeah
MegaDosX: I agree opponent
Grimnus: Understandable
theguardianotter: same, op
Sorator13: pfff
TheWriterAleph:
raaabr: Incubate is real
mangoalias: muahahahaha
7ukanda: GG!
Karvamammutti: Congratulations!
MegaDosX: No they can't
electra310: GG
MegaDosX: The 2/2 can't block
MegaDosX: Phoenixes and not blocking, name a more iconic duo
theguardianotter: then next turn flip the rest
MagnusVir: It has the ability to be a land in play because otherwise you wouldn't be able to cast it from exile when the siege is defeated
Bugberry: This is why GW is my favorite color pair.
mangoalias: gonna need some drain cleaner
raaabr: !card Rekindling phoenix
LRRbot: Rekindling Phoenix [2RR] | Creature — Phoenix [4/3] | Flying / When Rekindling Phoenix dies, create a 0/1 red Elemental creature token with "At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice this creature and return target card named Rekindling Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn."
Mr_Horrible: Statler and Waldorf
warboss5: Mickey and Minney?
MegaDosX: I will also accept Statler and Waldorf, yes
tipulsar85: Death and taxes...
TheSilverGekko: batman & robin
raaabr: I'll namea more iconic duo
SolarBlitz1: Kermit and Miss Piggy?
electra310: Bert and Ernie and not blocking?
MrPipboy3000: Ben and Jerry
Earthenone: peanut butter and jelly?
DoctorHutch: peanut butter and jelly
raaabr: Gilgamesh and Enkidu
theguardianotter: keep
Wiliart: Tom and Jerry
IanWAdams: Bert and Ernie from It's a Wonderful Life
raulghoulia: Oh, I love It's A Wonderful Life!
noSmokeFire: which of you is the bert and which is the ernie
Mr_Horrible: DOH-hohohoho!
Lord_Durin: Tom & Jerry
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Batman and Robin are too dynamic to be iconic.
warboss5: Go for the gold
3and4fifths: Watch and play
clockworkcrown: Frodo and Sam?
josh___something: Ooh, hot kenrith
DEATHlikescats: @raaabr going old school!
RAZRBCK08: The exarch is fine on 3 tbh
gamercat88: H2O
Sharkfists:
humans and breathing 
Travilogue: Krog and Torg
Karvamammutti: Mac and Donald
Earthenone: those are mice and puppets, respectivly
arkham1981: Tom and Jerry?
SolarBlitz1: Ash and PIkachu
Kuolar: Mario and Luigi
IanWAdams: Mario and Luigi is pretty universal.
yuan42: brand what?
raaabr: Respect the original duo from one of the oldest stories we have
MurphEP: No one talks about just Bert or just Ernie. Always together.
TheMerricat: Important note, while Seseme Street is international... not ALL of the characters in the US version exisit in the foreign versions.
Simonark: They don't translate over a certain age in some countries? Like, the UK didn't have Sesame Street till the early 90s. But generally...
Bugberry: I did learn recently that next year Hello Kitty turns 50
theguardianotter: love that for you bestie
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Yolysses: Kermit and Miss Piggy
GreatGodOm: Bert and Ernie aren't called Bert and Ernie in other countries. I grew up in Israel and there they are Arik and Bentz.
warboss5: Zirda making hatching eggs free is kinda nuts
MegaDosX: I need that Zirda art
clockworkcrown: Zirda and kenrith?!
1y1e: talking of Mickey, Lorcana looks cool
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mangoalias: mucus
raaabr: Ooooh, Invasion into flip
theguardianotter: boba?
MegaDosX: @warboss5 It's not free, Zirda can't discount below 1, but it's still hella cheap
raaabr: !card Zirda the Dawnwaker
LRRbot: Zirda, the Dawnwaker [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Fox [3/3] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has an activated ability. / Abilities you activate that aren't mana abilities cost {2} less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana. / {1}, {T}: Target creature can't block this turn.
Simonark: Any pulpier and Jarvis Cocker would hand you your receipt
wordlessRage: Never didn’t have it
DEATHlikescats: The jewels!
Sorator13: pips?
Juliamon: The juice cells
Mr_Horrible: The natural bursting boba
MrGibberish:
@sharkfists 
raaabr: INvest in your future!
CataclysmicReverb: cells
3and4fifths: Loose flesh cell
TheMerricat: fun fact those are litteral plant cells in and of themselves.
theguardianotter: oh this is good for us
micalovits: Invasion only needing 3 is so dumb
MegaDosX: They need something like Sunfall tbh
Earthenone: wrath of god maybe?
GreatGodOm: op might have sunfall.
SmashTCG: Huh did someone call me?
MegaDosX: Spiderman pointing meme
DEATHlikescats: Juice cells
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Play Kenrith and put a counter on the duelist.
clockworkcrown: With zirda it makes his abilities cheaper right?
MegaDosX: Hell yeah do it
Sorator13: !card Zirda, the Dawnwalker
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
clockworkcrown: He's doing the thing!
Ukon_Cairns: then we can also put a counter or gain life with the skyclave after it attacks
MegaDosX: Swing first then do another counter midcombat
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Or we can get another counter and card on their turn?
Sorator13: ah, wrong name
theguardianotter: why not, live a little
raaabr: Sunfall
theguardianotter: and sunfall
MegaDosX: Got exactly Sunfall opponent?
Karvamammutti: O
MegaDosX: Oh that also does it
raaabr: Oh, opponent
RAZRBCK08: It's one or both
WiJohn: Eggsarch!
MegaDosX: They are at six
7ukanda: Uhhhhh, good answer...
MegaDosX: I like playing a big beater
Karvamammutti: I was just about to say something about magical christmas land, but oh well.
Sorator13: Good answer, good answer
Lord_Durin: renata first?
mangoalias: good answer
Lord_Durin: ah my b
Sorator13: Renata would give a counter to the Exarch itself, but not the tokens, yeah
MegaDosX: Cool Heliod bro
raaabr: Plus the incubated creatures just don't have summoning sickness if you flip them now
MegaDosX: And Seraph postcombat
MegaDosX: Or that
flatluigi: i love this format ngl
rasterscan:
Nothing is normal about this set.
Grimnus: Decks humming
Sorator13: yeah, I really like this set
7ukanda: Kenny is such a pain... Love him in this format!
Favre_the_Undead: kenrith's good
mangoalias: who decided a limited format could have kenrith in it
MegaDosX: It's been doing that for me for a while
clockworkcrown: Love that they added kenrith to the multiverse legends
MegaDosX: Oh no
warboss5: Oh yeah, I had that happen yesterday too
Sharkfists: dear Mr The Gathering
MegaDosX: This hand is medium
warboss5: I got lucky enough that it didn't affect my game
Countjondi: missing a 2 is really bad
tipulsar85: So any ideas how silly Alchemy will get for MOM?
raaabr: "Any land", hes says, with James next to you
mangoalias: you have the focks
Bugberry: @tipulsar85 I wonder if there will be any new battles
flatluigi: if you have _any_ issues during a limited game, send a ticket in and you'll likely get it refunded. i had a drink get spilled during a draft back a few sets and missed a few picks and got it refunded even though it was literally not their fault
Sorator13: Imagine Sun-Blessed Guardian in a Doubling Season deck
MegaDosX: Gross.
MillerDark: !card Zirda
LRRbot: Zirda, the Dawnwaker [1{R/W}{R/W}] | Legendary Creature — Elemental Fox [3/3] | Companion — Each permanent card in your starting deck has an activated ability. / Abilities you activate that aren't mana abilities cost {2} less to activate. This effect can't reduce the mana in that cost to less than one mana. / {1}, {T}: Target creature can't block this turn.
warboss5: Not looking great
Akaiatana: The cat makes Bolas Linger
MegaDosX: Yeah you're dead I think
RAZRBCK08: I like that Zirda just also randomly has an ability to make something not block
GreatGodOm: Using statue heads for bolas seems impractical.
raaabr: I believe you are dead
MegaDosX: Yeah there's some issues with the border treatments
raaabr: !card storm the seedcore
LRRbot: Storm the Seedcore [2GG] | Sorcery | Distribute four +1/+1 counter among up to four target creatures you control. Creatures you control gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.
mangoalias: *muffled voice* power/toughness
raaabr: Maybe opponent doesn't see it
MegaDosX: "Still had all these!"
raaabr: I love the subtle phyrexian symbols in the arts
tipulsar85: That lowres B/T Box is only Arena, looks fine in paper...
micalovits: The bola slinger is also stupid
Sorator13: Yeah, Bola Slinger is sneaky good
Sorator13: easy to overlook for some reason
flatluigi: i love how real boros aggro is in this set too
mangoalias: haha balls slinger
Bugberry: People underestimate the tapper on attack
couchboyj: The Boros backup deck can be speedy fast
clockworkcrown: Well you did lose to it twice
MLGTaylorSwift: Having played Shadows remastered with Fiend Binder, I can attest to how good tap on attack is.
Ctabbe: theros elk
Mr_Horrible: Og theros?
StreetRach: Starglimmer Stag?
Earthenone: i fondly remember the bestow version of that
Bugberry: I remember the 3/2 Dinosaur one from Ixalan.
wordlessRage: I will always fear the territorial hammerskull
MegaDosX: !card star-crowned stag
LRRbot: Star-Crowned Stag [3W] | Creature — Elk [3/3] | Whenever Star-Crowned Stag attacks, tap target creature defending player controls.
Mr_Horrible: Heliod's bestow uncommon
MegaDosX: Core Set 2019
tipulsar85: Citrus fruit has cells, Coconut has meat.
Mr_Horrible: Also that I guess
RAZRBCK08: In one of my sealed games I had Ragavan and Chandra so that was fun, game 1 I got to cast my opponent's Invasion of New Capenna on my turn 2
flatluigi: i love the landcyclers in this set too
flatluigi: it's all just so fun
raaabr: THat halberd seems dangerously good
Earthenone: !card Heliod's Emissary
LRRbot: Heliod's Emissary [3W] | Enchantment Creature — Elk [3/3] | Bestow {6}{W} / Whenever Heliod's Emissary or enchanted creature attacks, tap target creature an opponent controls. / Enchanted creature gets +3/+3.
mangoalias: a weapon to surpass metal gear
Bugberry: I have cast Grasp on the Halberd. It is a legit play.
raaabr: Oh heck
MegaDosX: RIP
raaabr: Skittles or Archangel elspeth, chat
GhostofJeffGoldblum: All my checks! Gone!
raaabr: For my draft
MegaDosX:
BusTed:
Lord_Durin: you're free now!
TheWriterAleph:
Sorator13: yes, the checks have vanished
Mr_Horrible:
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mangoalias: D:
Daggerpeak: most divorced man alive
MegaDosX: TOS Graham!
Strebenherz: Was that the paid verify, or just ALL verifieds?
meruchor: Thank god is gone
Violet__Violence: Muskrat gonna muskrat
Drathak: he is determined to run that ship into the ground
bytecaster: But he wants to be funny soooo baaaad.
mangoalias: how do we know you're the real LoadingReadyRun????
DEATHlikescats: Elon legit tanked his own reputation by being a dumb bully
SurfDownstage: he eated them
kilnfiendpotter: God I hate him. I'm glad his spaceship did an explode.
Sorator13: @Strebenherz the unpaid verifieds are gone; the paid checks are still there
Strebenherz:
GhostofJeffGoldblum: They couldn't do it technically. At first.
BrowneePoints: I wish he'd go do a real good imitation of his latest rocket
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It had to be done by hand, one on one.
warboss5: Did you see he gave Steven King a check mark AGAINST KINGS WILL?
Mr_Horrible: It is incredible how badly that man cannot poast
Sorator13: reminder that the paid checks are *not* verified
kumatsu: world's most divorced man continues digging down, more at 11
Mr_Horrible: Scientists should study him
Strebenherz: @warboss5 What
MegaDosX: Vigilance and vigilance
TheWriterAleph: @warboss5 Petulant.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: So clearly some poor engineer spent 3 weeks figuring out how to mass do ot.
micalovits: I like egg
mangoalias: egg
Earthenone: make some egg in these trying times
kilnfiendpotter: Also he has 10 kids. *Ten* children have to deal with him as their father.
bytecaster: I mean, everybody knows there are only two jokes, and both of them are numbers.
Morment: Apparently the verified status is still there for those who had it, they just hid the checkmark
Akaiatana: Hypervigilance is a real problem
Mangledpixel: Fun fact: the accounts still have verified STATUS (that can be filtered for) they just hid the UI element
mangoalias: @Morment w h y
flatluigi: threatens a double block
Sorator13: @Mangledpixel Oh, that's fascinating
RevolverRossalot: Eggsarch?!
Spiriah1: elon wins the award for “guy who’s spent the most money to try to make other people think he’s funny”
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Los huevos normales
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh my god
MegaDosX: Musk you wingus
Mr_Horrible: Christ alive
SolarBlitz1: Twitter r u o k
josh___something:
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It's even dumber than I thought
Strebenherz: THAT'S WORSE
DEATHlikescats: @kilnfiendpotter gods…. I feel bad for all of them. Worst dad ever.
kumatsu: @Mangledpixel Of course, anyone who could do an actual code rewrite is gone from the company
Robot_Bones:
Violet__Violence: What the fuuuuck
flatluigi: look i just want to make sure he never remembers that tweetdeck exists
bytecaster: To be fair, he fired all people who could have done it properly.
warboss5: Stephen King literally tweeted: My Twitter account says I’ve subscribed to Twitter Blue. I haven’t. My Twitter account says I’ve given a phone number. I haven’t.
micalovits: Gotta make it easy to turn back on after enough backlash
BrowneePoints: Love that tweet
asdpogsexy: good luck
Drathak: yup
SourcePlaysGames: YUUUUP
Mr_Horrible: Honestly a good summary
MegaDosX:
And here I thought you weren't meant to swear on a Magic stream
mangoalias: yeah he just steals the work from other people
kilnfiendpotter: I mean, both his cars and his rockets are *not* doing great.
DEATHlikescats: Perfect summation
Violet__Violence: Seriously though
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Lord_Hosk: The verified status is part of a court order, so they probably CANT completly take them away
HedgehogKnight: Look at his rocket today
Earthenone: time for the alabaster host club
raulghoulia: Imagine if Rockefeller or Hearst was a MemeLord
chrono2x: I like removing things
CmdrMadMoe: he doesnt know squat about cars or rockets, he just hired super smart people that learned how to handle him to keep him out of the way
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Sorator13: @Lord_Hosk okay, but do the people currently at twitter know that?
SourcePlaysGames: Also: An inordinate number of Elon Musk quotes fit perfectly when next to an image of Dwight Schrute.
SurfDownstage: Now that both his cars and his rockets are catching on fire, I'm concerned about my computer
Sorator13: because I bet they don't!
Earthenone: is 116 the TUL?
Suffix: Indeed! Good times.
BrowneePoints: In more positive news, are you two most looking forward to Tales from Middle Earth, Wilds of Eldraine or Lost Caverns of Ixalan?
holy_kynon: I know stuff about cars. I always thought, that he is an idiot
Mr_Horrible: Are you both okay?
kilnfiendpotter: @Lord_Hosk You mean the one engineer left holding the bag?
DEATHlikescats: @raulghoulia exactly a Robber Baron with better PR
kumatsu:
Wait I should've contacted Suffix while I was in town
MegaDosX: @CmdrMadMoe Put that in bright lights
TemporallyAwry: Look it's really simple, he tried to copy Paypal back in the day - annoyed them enough that they bought his company out, and he's been coasting on that "successes" ever since.
BusTed:
/
tipulsar85: I am sorry the Cybertruck became vaporwear. It had such potential.
Suffix:
/
Sharkfists: cus you ran into him
BusTed: Commenting on "ran into"
Sharkfists: bonk!
flatluigi: you ran into him
Mr_Horrible:
You said you ran into Suffix
mangoalias: are you secret? are you safe?
Suffix: Because we rean into eachother, G.
theguardianotter: womp womo
MegaDosX: MrHorrible making the jokes!
Akaiatana: In text, all Bretts are off
micalovits: Puns are hard in text
Suffix: Graham is a much bigger human than I. He would be fine.
raaabr: So do you reckon Pests like..."peel"?
Mr_Horrible:
Look I'm tired on a Thursday so I'll shoulder some of that blame
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Suffix: The internet knows who I am.
theguardianotter: shanananana
KeytarCat: What layer of the joke are you on, man, I don't know what floor to get off
mangoalias: muahahahahahahAHHAHAHAHA
shamblingkrenshar: Oh now it gets spicy
Akaiatana: @Suffix I'm the internet? Oh no!
MegaDosX: Flip egg and throw egg?
BrowneePoints: Oh yea, @mr_horrible Graham is gonna be in our neck of the woods in a few weeks!
kristian_fischer: Oh dear, Kenny is here.
Suffix: @kumatsu Ku. You were here!?
bytecaster: Chat has only one human name, and it is "Chat"
macbody2: We really do not... sorry.
theguardianotter: Kenrith, lurking in the shadows
Earthenone: even though we can play kentirth here, we probobly play kenrith here
Wolveroo: I was cheering for your Bear Force deck in the commander game
laundreydhull: Whisp ur hopes?
Sorator13: You could Grasp Shanna
clockworkcrown: Shanna only says abilities not spell
raaabr: Help me, I'm in a RW deck that's got Elspeth, Zada, Mirror-Shield, and INvasion of Kylem in pack 1
Sorator13: you just can't Seal Shanna
kilnfiendpotter: So I went to a tech party in San Francisco at some exec's house, and he had a poster of Steve Jobs in his hallway and one of Elon Musk in his living room, both done Shepherd Fairey style
MegaDosX: !card shanna, sisay's legacy
LRRbot: Shanna, Sisay's Legacy [GW] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [0/0] | Shanna, Sisay's Legacy can't be the target of abilities your opponents control. / Shanna gets +1/+1 for each creature you control.
raaabr: I can't handle this much POWER
mangoalias: yeah you could probably grasp her. would ruin the card quality tho
KeytarCat: 👀
BrowneePoints: @bytecaster lies, my name is Hastur, Hastur, Hast...
Sorator13: @kilnfiendpotter w o w
Mr_Horrible:
@browneepoints well, more yours at this point - I've been living in the Seattle area since 2010 but Yes! For Commandfest(?) Minneapolis, right?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Did you hear about the Guns n Roses/Monty Python inspired band? They're called the Knights Who Say Shanananananana-nee
clockworkcrown: But making Shanna smol is good
MegaDosX: Move to crunch step
raaabr: @kilnfiendpotter I've always felt weird about having like, images of anyone who isn't family/friends in your hourse
asdpogsexy: well gg
BrowneePoints: @mr_horrible *Adam Driver* TRAITOR!!!(Plz get me out of here)
xantos69: Sup kids. Are you winning?
MegaDosX: I don't like that at all
flatluigi: arson, you say
SurfDownstage:
shamblingkrenshar: The cults of personality are real these days
kilnfiendpotter: I did NOT stay very long at that party
Akaiatana: All will be won
Mr_Horrible:
true enough
Sorator13:
mangoalias: youtube, you say
warboss5: Yeah, you're basically just trying to recoup the cost of entry
shamblingkrenshar: Yeah Sealed doesn't reward very well unless you make it real deep.
MegaDosX: Highlander, you say
raaabr: you did a killer job on commentary, Graham
SourcePlaysGames: I heard that as "very flat pants for sealed" and I was very confused
Mr_Horrible: They're good championships, Bront
Suffix: What is this series of my tubes?
groovemancery: ooh. those were great from what I saw of them
KeytarCat: Also a new EDSC, I heard?
RayFK: How long before you start playing
Ukon_Cairns: it do be quite the week for magic youtube
forshamesir: that finals match was incredible
xantos69: I enjoyed the hell out of that championship. Very well done by all. Would love to see more content like that.
BrowneePoints: Oh yea! Graham, my one advice for MagicCon Minne, as someone from nearby(Iowa) if you get the chance have a Scotcheroo. They are yummy.
Grimnus: Was a whole lot of everything yesterday
Sorator13: the EDSC was very good
warboss5: NO. SUCH. THING.
Sorator13: enjoyed that a lot
Earthenone: also G and K were guests on something they mentioned at the top of the show
DEATHlikescats: @kilnfiendpotter too many people want to worship others. It’s just a bad idea to elevate anyone, let alone tech barons.
IbunWest: How can one person hold all this content?
mangoalias: yeah how do you manage to do all of it
MegaDosX: Ooooh
Diabore: some would say not enough magic content
Daggerpeak: not only do you make two much magic content, you made another serge for the new edsc
Painfully_Dyslexic: I'd never play Highlander, but I do love to watch it
Sorator13: oh boy
theguardianotter: oh man
Suffix: Outstanding.
Grimnus: Oo exciting
groovemancery: nah you guys put out a sufficient amount of magic content
raaabr: Didn't graham play in that one mentorship canlander thing
koodooman: yoooo
theguardianotter: this sounds good
beowuuf:
NotCainNorAbel: I have wanted to see Adam play CanLand so much
Bugberry: Highlander by Proxy again?
Mr_Horrible: Ooh, that sounds like a good time
Akaiatana: The new EDSC shows off just how much LRR has been hitting the jim
IbunWest: He is Coach Nelly
RevolverRossalot:
A little Canadian Bystander 
GhostofJeffGoldblum: PLEASE tell me Adam got Wheeler
memnus: Oh that sounds amazing
MegaDosX: That sounds cool!
RAZRBCK08: Oh round 2 of that, round 1 was a lot of fun
MrPipboy3000: PLEASE Tell me Adam got Wheeler ...
Shragon: oh! like the by proxy you did before?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The meme dream team
Mr_Horrible: Highlander, there only be 2
Nuha: That sounds awesome
DEATHlikescats: This is gonna be awesome!
micalovits: Who is the poor person who has to play Wheelers eggs list?
laundreydhull:
Why does Side A sound stacked?
SurfDownstage: A learmning way
beowuuf:
i still laugh when paul got paired with liam and the charms deck when they did this sort of thing last time
memnus: I kind of also want to find an event like that to participate in
Sorator13: yesssss
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The meme dream team lives
raaabr: iirc Graham was on the last one you did of that. Ian was also there
Bugberry: Paul played on Highlander by Proxy. I think that's the last time I recall him playing on stream.
MrMobius: Without wishing to typecast Nelly, I hope you look forward to playing black James
whitefirecomix: No, you James
clockworkcrown: Both the game knight and the edsc was released the same day was fun.
TemporallyAwry:
Oh no 
... they went full chaos
raaabr: Black mold?
theguardianotter: jund
MegaDosX: I bet it features black
raaabr: Or Mono-black aggro
koodooman: black mold?
couchboyj: Is it dark and moldy?
DEATHlikescats: Kitties?
CataclysmicReverb:
FaithlessLooting: vampires?
Mr_Horrible: "Me Nelson?" No, you James!
Earthenone: dreg has its own stop
SmashTCG: Goblin cat?
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MrPipboy3000: OP can sac the egg
epicduece: is it a strictly worse canlander deck?
MegaDosX: Kathleen has a type, and that's alright
theguardianotter: it was a treat for sure
raaabr: I've still gotta thank Alex a lot for inspiring me to pilot Black Mold so hard in Gladiator
BrookJustBones: Time for adam to learn eggs I guess
Juliamon: Scheduling is tough.
raaabr: @BrookJustBones Go full Gaston
Sorator13: I enjoyed watching both back to back, so no harm done IMO
Akaiatana: I think most MTG fans are just like 'ooh, two cakes'
DEATHlikescats:
Sorator13: @Akaiatana exactly!
mangoalias: bless you!!!!
RayFK: I just need to get me hands on a monkey for Jeskai
flatluigi: bless whoever that was
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Lord_Hosk: bless you ben
DEATHlikescats: Bless u!
Sorator13: good way to reward myself for finishing my work season
koodooman:
clockworkcrown: Lol
mangoalias: wow two cakes!
Grimnus: Those cakes were both delicious
WiJohn: I like your cake, it complimented the other cake nicely
Suffix: I had GameKnights recommended to me via the algorithm after watching EDSC. It was made weirder as I had just finished sitting across a table from you and Kathleen.
bytecaster: That was my reaction at least
Earthenone: trade and gravedig?
flatluigi: three cakes, since north100 showdown also came out that day
Violet__Violence: Holy shit, two cakes!
memnus: IDK I really prefer EDSC cake to GK cake
Sorator13: I wouldn't say that their cake is much nicer than yours; they are both excellent (yet different) cakes
warboss5: I felt compelled to find the intersection of Black mana and Cats and there are a surprising number of them
Sorator13: but that basically is that meme, yes
Karvamammutti: So now that this Phyrexian tournament arc is coming to an end, do you think Wilds of Eldraine will be more of a beach episode or an onsen episode?
flatluigi: poll: i'm building a black/white deck in sealed. do i splash red for etali and djeru+hazoret
couchboyj: Their cake is fancy but a bit more artificial
Sorator13: @Karvamammutti Beach
warboss5: What's weird is that the algorithm suggested GOOD content
petey_vonwho: Tbh, I would much rather have the EDSC cake.
Sorator13: but it's a jungle shoreline
KeytarCat: I like LRR more than I like Magic, so y'all are about the only MTG content I regulaarly consume
mangoalias: i actually have a hard time watching game knights, its way too overedited for me
SmashTCG: Is there any musical sting as nice as that digital arpeggio
micalovits: I much prefer the EDC vibe to the more edited game knights content, still like game knights though
RayFK: Playing against Ben at Commandfest makes me realize that for all the time I've spent with you all, we have barely ever played Commander
RayFK: I don't think we've ever played, either of you
Suffix: I do play, but refuse to own cards anymore. I just had... too much clutter.
Lord_Hosk: @KeytarCat ditto, im in a down phase on magic right now but here I am
DEATHlikescats: @keytarcat same! It’s LRR giving Magic the boost, not vice versatile
MegaDosX: Jordan on FNPF when?
Suffix: I'll happily pilot other decks though.
DEATHlikescats: *versa
Sorator13: Jordan on EDSC when?
petey_vonwho: I haven't been able to watch game knights for a long time now. It's gotten way too over the top with the editing
MegaDosX: @Sorator13 Also acceptable
RayFK: We have hilariously bad luck at going to the same Magic events
warboss5: Escort already did its job
Sorator13: @MegaDosX why not both?
MegaDosX: @Sorator13 Because I don't want to be greedy >_>
RayFK: Nope
Sorator13: @MegaDosX embrace the greeeeed
Sharkfists: jordan just come here
Earthenone:
they can be the wotc person at some ppr now right?
Akaiatana: Blame the life shuffler
warboss5: Y'all need to come down to Los Angeles, we have wonderful weather!
RayFK: I'll be at Vegas probably
MegaDosX: @Akaiatana Nobody has ever said that before
mangoalias: allowed to??
Sharkfists: is jordan banned from canada?!
Earthenone: he is #wotcstaff
shamblingkrenshar: Oh yeah Pro Tour/Magicfest is soon, isn't it?
DEATHlikescats: @warboss5 yeah, but everything is expensive here
Sorator13: @mangoalias He works for WOTC so there are some complications
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It got EGGS-iled. Eh? Eh?
TimIAm: Because of the text!
warboss5: @DEATHlikescats Very true
Mr_Horrible: Loops, Brother
RayFK: Eh, it requires more of a conversation but it's not like #wotcstaff can't do streams/shows
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, most commons dont need anti-looping clauses
warboss5: Wow, even Beej!
Diabore: if i win the lottery ill be there
LathosTiran: Booth Beej
Earthenone: !store
DEATHlikescats: Full complement!
aiamethyst: nice, make sure you get some cookies from me while I'm there
BrowneePoints: Hey Graham you should try a Scotcheroo when you're in Minneapolis
bytecaster: Is Beej gonna judge an event?
Diabore: beejlander?
MurphEP: I was thinking "Beej?"
shamblingkrenshar: Its where the real money in the movie is made!
Mr_Horrible: He's the world's only level 5 superjudge
memnus: Time to regret not going to Minneapolis!
Sorator13: ooooooh
TemporallyAwry: Beej-Lander Merch?
Kuolar: I was thinking "Beej!"
elah806: Beej is just normal innocent men
Juliamon: He knows merch AND he almost knows Magic!
Akaiatana: Beej is doing Merch of the Machines
Featherweight_: A booth you say
squ3e: I caught some old stream vods, why don't Ian and Cori appear on more mtg streams anymore?
raaabr: For a second I thought youw ere going to say "PUzzle quest"
theguardianotter: oh man
3and4fifths: Be sure to visit the Cherry on the spoon!
GhassanPL: "The Before"
warboss5: If you managed to get Beej and Ian to staff your booth, you'd be the most popular booth at the entire show
theguardianotter: i wish i could go
Bugberry: I bought a dice bag and shirt from Beej at the last Pax South.
Strebenherz: Magic-con minneapolis? sweet
mangoalias: how small is the apolis
Juliamon: squ3e They just don't play much
Earthenone: i remember being sad to miss the seattle one, as i live half an hour outside seattle
squ3e: Ah thats a shame, they were great banter-ers
korvys: !card Realmbreaker's Grasp
LRRbot: Realmbreaker's Grasp [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact or creature / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
MurphEP: Beej with Magic is much like Caillou - each day he grows some more
Mr_Horrible:
Can't wait for the gvlog where copious amounts of Hot Dish are foisted upon the crew in Minnesota
trebuchetboy: Im praying for more Graham vlogs
Suffix: Hm. Playmats. Art. Featherweight_ . I think I'm putting all this together. Y'all are going out to get ice cream?
Juliamon: (also, Ian's day job makes scheduling weird)
DEATHlikescats: Maxiapolis
Lord_Hosk: I wish it was MagicCon Chicago or even Milwaukee, Minneapolis is just too far of a drive.
warboss5: I heard Microapolis is just one square block
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The largest, of course, being big-apple-is, aka New York
BrowneePoints: @mr_horrible you call it tater tot casserole like a blue blooded iowan rn
Earthenone: i thought you speant a lot of time in the big applis
couchboyj: @DEATHlikescats I hear they make very popular pads there
elah806: You really want the original Austin Minneapolis
Akaiatana: Just don't go to meanieapolis
satyropodobny: Funsizeapolis
MegaDosX: Opponent went hard on Phyrexian tribal
Earthenone: it had a spaceneedle on it
shamblingkrenshar: Beware the surprise 5/5
DEATHlikescats: @couchboyj super absorbent, no leaking!
squ3e: wait does Ian actually work for IBM beige team I thought that was a bit
MegaDosX: !card realmbreaker's grasp
LRRbot: Realmbreaker's Grasp [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact or creature / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
micalovits: Just gotta grasp it I guess
MegaDosX: Do you grasp the egg?
RAZRBCK08: We can Grasp the artifact
wordlessRage: Grasp hits artifacts
Kramburger: What's up, Starkers?
MegaDosX: Just not too tightly, don't want it to pop
MurphEP: Because beige was closed out after Paul invented the perfect shade
Mr_Horrible: That's just the album cover for It's Blitz
mangoalias: i drafted all 3!
shamblingkrenshar: There's a green one as well
warboss5: What a delightful waste of mana
theguardianotter: theres also a green and a blue one
MrPipboy3000: There's also a blue one that does stuff
micalovits: Now they can convoke with it though, so still makes some sense
PipPosit: The blue one was amazing for me.
JonnyGlitched: Enchantments doing stuff? That's new
shamblingkrenshar: Oh that's so good
MegaDosX: Amazing
TheWriterAleph: that's very good
Kramburger: Vejas?
Bugberry: I love that the Green enchantment from the Incubate cycle is basically this set's HOney Mammoth
FaithlessLooting: opp shouldn't have put all their eggs in one egg
CataclysmicReverb: So it's now Death, Taxes, and Egg?
shamblingkrenshar: Gib!
MegaDosX: Oh that is very cool
shamblingkrenshar: Gib is taking over
Sorator13: gorgeous
Akaiatana: "Get under the incu-bus" has Connotations"
korvys: Tiny Gibb
Sharkfists: it's that one seattle thing
JonnyGlitched: mini apples, lots
Kramburger: The mighty ducks?
elah806: bartleby as Prince
mangoalias: who knows
Ukon_Cairns: gib v gritty
mangoalias: its anyones guess
MegaDosX: Gibb in Segovia
korvys: Tiny Gibb and tiny apples
Mr_Horrible: It's Gibb ice-fishing while saying "oofdah"
Ukon_Cairns: wait, why did i think philly
SourcePlaysGames: @LoadingReadyRun What does the current Card Kingdom button say?
DEATHlikescats: Gib and bartleby in…. SPAAAACE!
squ3e: !button
MegaDosX: @Ukon_Cairns That was recently
Earthenone: !button
squ3e: op just kidding
shamblingkrenshar: Gibb in Segovia would be pretty good
TheWriterAleph: gibb and bartleby as phyrexians
Kramburger: Viking Bartelby
Lord_Hosk: The two Magic cons, Philly and Minneapolis are just too far to drive and just too short to justify flying to see you for the weekend. they are both a 10 hour drive and hour 15 min flight.
raulghoulia: @TheWriterAleph oh that is deeply cursed
Featherweight_: dont look at me I don’t remember. I basically did that one in a fugue state in the middle of counter punt asest
warboss5: Seems fine
micalovits: Probably yea
Sorator13: !card dusk legion duel
LRRbot: Dusk Legion Duelist [1W] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | Vigilance / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on Dusk Legion Duelist, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.
DAC169:
porbably? 
I mean, combat trick
warboss5: Especially since they'll just sac whatever you Grasp anyway
RAZRBCK08: Probably that recyclers let's them sacrifice whatever we grasp
Kramburger: This is the content you subscribe for, folks
DEATHlikescats: @kramburger worth every Bezos Bucks!
Foxmar320: Hello Graham and James
shamblingkrenshar: This is absolutely what I'm here for
warboss5: Oooooo, Poly is here!
JonnyGlitched: I just subscribe for the emotes
mangoalias: GRASP it
shamblingkrenshar: Hey its Poly-K!
GreatGodOm: Infected defector, not to be confused with defected infector.
JonnyGlitched: I kid, of course
Kramburger: I'm just here for the food
warboss5: GASP
warboss5: Oh no!
Sorator13: @JonnyGlitched well, come back when you're older
duke_dice:
@LoadingReadyRun i am surpised lrr didnt do anything for the funny number day
MegaDosX: Worth a shot tbh
warboss5: They DID have the trick
mangoalias: wait you guys are getting paid?
Verrain2: Looking forward to Bear Force 3 someday.
squ3e: Theyre in canada so its 20/4 for them
HatsWearCats: You can see it in James' bug eyes
Kramburger: The weed number day was yesterday
MegaDosX: Yeah Canada does dates correctly
MegaDosX: Also yeah it was yesterday get with the times
JonnyGlitched: drugs are fun
DEATHlikescats: The e-bike was hella funny
DEATHlikescats: Especially for ex ravers
micalovits: I guess flipping and swinging is good?
Kramburger: Like MBMBaM skipping episode 420 for like 200 eps
RAZRBCK08: We just flip and attack right?
theguardianotter: flip and swang
Sorator13: That means you can go back and do something for it whenever you think of something worthwhile, smart
raaabr:
Was the E-bike one the one that some trans peeps did an alt joke for?
TimIAm: gotta be getting close to 840 by now
MegaDosX: Or they take six
warboss5: Vroom vroom!
petey_vonwho: Surprised Blunter S. Thompson didn't stop in for a visit
MegaDosX: Or they...chump I guess
DEATHlikescats: @raaabr yup!
Kramburger: Choo choo, motherbusser
Blasteg: we gain 6 either way
MegaDosX: Yeah you're in a good spot right now
slopoppotamus: Beep beep, here's a jeep
EvilBadman: @TimIAm 108 away
warboss5: Inquis chump?
RAZRBCK08: We gain 6 regardless of what they do, I'm ok with whatever happens here
Grimnus: All the options are pretty good for us
MegaDosX: "Hey opponent, they've got Elesh Norn in hand!"
Kramburger: It's a surprise tool that will help us later!
Dromos_GHG: Bluffing with a bluff
ShaneLeeAtk: We're holding? Sweeeeet
Nydestroyer: oh is that what hdol means? hold dearly onto land
Sorator13: Oh, Polly K has lifelink, nice
JonnyGlitched: What drug would plains be? Coke?
Nydestroyer: oh wait its hodl
TimIAm: That's the whole thing with vigilance
Sorator13: oh that's very cool
Juliamon: If we're not going to celebrate the drug holiday, can we have a moment of silence for the true blue checks?
JonnyGlitched: DMT maybe
Sharkfists: ick or drink her? wild
Harvest25: I won a PrereleSe with Polly K
RAZRBCK08: We need Kenrith
micalovits: Well, we sorta have an abyss and even life totals
slopoppotamus: Dammit, James
Sorator13: @Juliamon as someone who helps curate news from twitter for a large hockey server, we are definitely in mourning today
Kramburger: Is a Hydra a polycule? Discuss...
PipPosit: Poly-k knows naught but violence.
MegaDosX: Kenrith one time?
DAC169: you need Kenny
Sorator13: @Kramburger You don't always love the people you live with, so I say not necessarily
MegaDosX: Oh dear.
brainbosh: You attacking is letting them gain life isn't it?
MegaDosX: Might be worth holding back now?
warboss5: Might want to keep Poly back as a blocker at this point
micalovits: Yea, no more good attacks sadly
warboss5: It also gives YOU more time
clockworkcrown: If you get kenrith you basically win
josh___something: E g g
RAZRBCK08: Sealed Existence or Kenrith would be nice
BrowneePoints: So yea my suggestions for food(since I cant make it to MagicCon due to health) all baked goods in the Midwest slap. Pecan Rolls/Popovers/Scotcheroos are standouts. We have amazing SouthEast Asian food here since many of us were sanctuary states after Vietnam, and Taco Pizza is fantastic. For Minne specifically Jucy Lucy burgers are de lish us. @loadingreadyrun
MurphEP:
Sorator13: yknow what we need? 3d printed novelty egg tokens
MWGNZ: ɓɓǝ
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WhirlwindAbyss: YESS Taco Pizza is Amazing
wordlessRage: What is this attack
JonnyGlitched: A Scotheroo is a drunk kangaroo
bytecaster: With all this egg based magic content, is ceiling egg planning a MOM colab?
Mr_Horrible: Scotcheroo is peanut butter rice krispie treat with choclate on top, iirc?
JonnyGlitched: scotcheroo*
micalovits: That was a weird attack
arkham1981: Megan and Maria will have the real hookups.
meepsalot: @BrowneePoints there is so much good food here
BrowneePoints: Scotcheroos are Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Bars with a Chocolate Ganache, sometimes with butterscotch as well @loadingreadyrun
MegaDosX: Do they have Elspeth's Smite and missed the trigger?
raaabr: I'm calling that card
raaabr: KARN WITH THE SILVER CHAIR
MegaDosX: !card mirrodin avenged
LRRbot: Mirrodin Avenged [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature that was dealt damage this turn. / Draw a card.
micalovits: Oh
clockworkcrown: Mirrodin avenged?
warboss5: Oh my
MegaDosX: Also gains you a bunch of life
BlueDaNewb: Hear me put. Rhnking on lore for the current set. I had sort of wished Innistrad ended up being the planeswalker safehouse of the multiverse. When Elesh is asked why they don't invade she just says, "moons haunted".
raaabr: That's a huge life swing
Earthenone: i used to love those Mr_Horrible dident call them that in the north west though
shamblingkrenshar: Kill the host, Kami is back?
theguardianotter: kill the intercessor?
memnus: Use it as a combat trick to hose their block?
raaabr: And then swing in. If they trade you get the 4/4's
MegaDosX: Now we can punch I think
raaabr: Right?
MurphEP: Surveil your last pathetic card
BloodnBullets: now drawing kenny will be even better
JonnyGlitched: we all stupid
Izandai: d'oh
Heckhoundbolt: The more you know
raaabr: Ahhhh
micalovits: I would still swing tbh
MegaDosX: Which I think isn't bad
Countjondi: 2 3/3's still seems good
Izandai: Seems worth.
Izandai: Gotta attack to win the game.
MegaDosX: Also even if they kill it you can recur it with Kenrith now
raaabr: Lifelink is such an absurd keyword
IanWAdams: no, you get blockers
Sorator13: how are you taking 7 on the crackback?
RAZRBCK08: If they didn't block we'd get hit for 7
Sorator13: Ahh, I see
IanWAdams:
GredGredmansson: "Oh wait, that has reach
Sorator13: but we'd also still have gained 7, so it'd still have been even
warboss5: Sunfall?
MegaDosX: Alas
JonnyGlitched: how the turn tables
BrowneePoints: So Scotcheroos, first appeared on the back of Rice Krispie boxes here in the 50s/60s are Peanut Butter Rice Krispie Bars with a Chocolate(and sometimes Butterscotch) Ganache on top Graham
MegaDosX: You got there though
MurphEP: Good games
MegaDosX: PolyK saved your butt
clockworkcrown: That was stressfull
electra310: Poly K MVP
HondoTrigger:
magic is a zero sum game so every win is fun to me
DAC169: good back & forth is essential to fun matches NODDERS
JonnyGlitched: sounds goopy
warboss5: Wasn't that one of the candy bars you executed by guillotine?
Mr_Horrible:
Sounds like this Kleinberg is a hack and a charlatan then
Robot_Bones: sounds radioactive
MrPipboy3000: Klien, like the inside out bottles?
Juliamon: Googling it pulls up r/VictoriaBC
Juliamon: so uhhhhhh might be VERY local
TheWanderingNomad: Pinterst doesn't help anyone -_-
JonnyGlitched: sounds ick
JonnyGlitched:
who uses margarine?
DEATHlikescats: Rice crispy Nanaimo sounds amazing
JonnyGlitched: 55555
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched It's Canada, actual butter is too expensive
MegaDosX: Maybe they have a banger five cards
Earthenone:
i developed a nut alergy so they are now forbidden to me
IanWAdams: it could be five really good cards. Who can say.
BrowneePoints: Scotcheroos are amazing. Potluck dessert extraordinaire here in the western Midwest
MegaDosX: I mean, that's a good one
mangoalias: they purdy
micalovits: Or just t3 renata
GredGredmansson: or play Renata
BrowneePoints: That and oreo fluff
warboss5: They're going with the Dark Souls school of disappointing final boss fights
7 raiders from Weslyphon have joined!
BloodnBullets: oooo spellspear might be my favourite uncommon of the set
MurphEP:
JonnyGlitched: I mean...
BrowneePoints: Stupid sexy Jackal
Mr_Horrible: He's Eating Fresh
MegaDosX: Beej is actually a snake? I wouldn't be surprised tbh
TemporallyAwry: Eat Fresh 🙌
SmashTCG: Grasp that now before it gets ward
Juliamon: A not-local-to-me local food I learned about last night is tomato pie. And I'll admit I don't really get the appeal.
Mr_Horrible: As is the custom
Earthenone: seraph and grasp?
Sorator13: Oh, the next installment of "Beej Eats The Whole Thing", nice
Sharkfists: oh yeah beej's maw full of rotating teeth is quite something
BrowneePoints: Can we take a second to appreciate how shredded that Khenra is?
JonnyGlitched: mulled to straight gas
Lord_Hosk: Speaking of pintrest, someone on Imgur was asking what it was for and I said "its digital scrapbooking" and they said "whats scrapbooking" so I explained scrapbooking, and they said "why not just take pictures" so I said "taking pictures used to be hard cause they were expensive and time consuming" and they were confused so I had to explain developing pictures on film rolls of 24...
MegaDosX: I don't hate punching and see if yo ucan get them
BloodnBullets: you really dont want that spellspear flipping
Giraldi657: @lord_hosk I suddenly feel old
mangoalias: thats so many months...
MegaDosX: Hey guess what
warboss5: Kill it dead!
JonnyGlitched: @Juliamon Isn't tomato pie pizza?
Sorator13: @Giraldi657 same
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched But with no cheese.
Akaiatana: You swing at Miette?
DAC169: put it on Renata?
TheSilverGekko: @Lord_Hosk i used to love reading through the scrapbooks my mom made
Harvest25: @lord_hosk you made up scrapebooking to troll us didn't you...
MurphEP:
BrowneePoints: Dont let it flip
Diabore: i do, that thing can go bonkers
JonnyGlitched:
@Juliamon 
micalovits: Low value, high tempo
warboss5: Disgusting
MegaDosX: You have lethal if they only play one creature
MurphEP: What a lad
Suffix: GG
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched That was my reaction too!
MegaDosX: Got there!
SmashTCG: It gets ward
TheWriterAleph: easy game
Shelvish_Fyshstic: They flipped, alright.
BrowneePoints: Do not let that hot jackal flip
spiffinn: Renata is a beating
SmashTCG: Get it now yeah
electra310: Final Boss of the internet!
Juliamon: Like 80% of the point of pizza is the cheese
Diabore: but draft is the best part of draft
frozenphoenix7: But draft is the bes- What Diabore said
Diabore: zirda was... present
HondoTrigger: hopefully polukranos rotates soon
BrowneePoints: @juliamon secretly 80% of the pizza is the crust
Earthenone: invasion was flipped imediatly also, quite good
warboss5: Timberland Ancient is WAY better than it deserves to be
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couchboyj: Build your own Wyrmcoil engine is good, surprising no one
SaintMichael69: Polukranos wishes!
Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun zirda was also present
micalovits: I think we only drew storm the seedcore once
warboss5: Wow
BrowneePoints: Mastery
GreatGodOm: Idea for the next universes beyond set: Discworld as an un-set. Instead of flavour text, the cards with have annotations.
Sorator13: This account has committed so many atrocities!
raulghoulia: we've committed So Many atrocities
Sorator13: that cannot be the first!
mangoalias: the account is sad
Diabore: what is the lightning token beside the wildcards? @LoadingReadyRun
Wiliart: Can get some gems if you draft enough.
frozenphoenix7: @Diabore Free entry to a "Jump In" event
Diabore: huh
Earthenone: where do you get those?
Akaiatana: The next unset needs The Seecore with Storm
JonnyGlitched: Phyrixian Arena has... interesting art...
satyropodobny: We only storm the seedcore for tax purposes.
BrowneePoints: Sick Pig
raaabr: Spaghetti pig!
Sorator13: @Akaiatana The Seedstorm
Diabore: decently sized pig!
warboss5: I'm waiting for the next Jump In adjustment before I cash in any more tokens
Juliamon: the Weird Pig
GredGredmansson: @GreatGodOm I like what Kathleen suggested on TTC and just make 4 Commander decks based on the different Story Arcs of Discworld
laundreydhull: brakes?
1y1e: close out a quest when you need a specific colour
mangoalias: tappyrtaptaptpaptapp
JonnyGlitched: Who "fixed" the headphones?
DAC169:
where did the Jump-In Tokens come from anyway? 
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched Ian, on TTSF
duke_dice:
Just make sure to announce the pw as well James
1y1e: ^the jump in tokens, I mean, my b
Sharkfists:
is the convention booth gonna be anything like this booth?
rosesmcgee: Ian "fixed" them
ChainedDreamer: Aha! I saw James's password in the reflection of Graham's eyes!
theguardianotter: what was that noise?
JonnyGlitched: HA
rosesmcgee: the removable cable
BrowneePoints: Just because it's not pretty doesn't mean it's not fixed
theguardianotter: did yall hear someone talking?
mangoalias: my fav card!!!
itira:
i think the headphones look fun now
Sorator13: It's secretly a trick to get engagement
GreatGodOm: @GredGredmansson Tbf, I'd take any Discworld magic product.
Juliamon: It's fixed like how duct-taping things is fixing them. It works and that's all that matters
JonnyGlitched: My left can needs a whack to get sound out of it
MegaDosX: Thalia and Gitrog?
couchboyj: Thalia and Thalia?
GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson I'd buy the Night's Watch deck in a heartbeat
kamkazi: gitrog?
MegaDosX: L + ratio + phaseless
Athelgar: does it need to be a capitol L
JonnyGlitched: Thali and the Gitrog sounds like a Prog Rock band
DAC169:
@couchboyj I got that in my sealed
mangoalias: did somebody say recursion? i wasn't paying attention
MegaDosX: Conversion kills it too doesn't it?
Diabore: failed conversion just kills it
GreatGodOm: conversion kills it
EvilBadman: He's not weak at all!
roguedoug: convert it
Sorator13: conversion works too, yeah
flatluigi: feels like a success to me
JonnyGlitched: I dislike cycle is the same colour glow
Sorator13: I really like conversion
Nydestroyer: wheeler would be proud
MegaDosX: That card looks messed up in basically every format it's legal
frozenphoenix7: I kind of like draw land
frozenphoenix7: draw land first*
Diabore: @Sorator13 im not the highest on it tbh but its a solid back up to deadly derision (the 4 mana kill make a treasure)
JonnyGlitched: I saw nothing
Earthenone: account is haunted
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mangoalias: arena's haunted
MegaDosX: Helix the Historian?
Athelgar: that was supposed to be a joke....
TemporallyAwry: James's Account is Haunted
Athelgar: i dont know how to feel lol
JonnyGlitched: James is haunted
Shelvish_Fyshstic: Has Ian moved the 'L' key on the keyboard?
EvilBadman:
Try the 7 key
Bugberry: With battles being so dominant in this set, Negate is absolutely main boardable, so I'd look out for it.
MegaDosX: No.
Earthenone: !findquote colon
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JonnyGlitched: My L key isn't next to my colon
jdtreker: When this happened with my account, I had to fiddle with system settings to fix it
Nydestroyer: what my doctor said during surgery
3and4fifths: Is the keyboard still sad?
BrowneePoints: The L key is the Buttcheeks of the Keyboard
Senseiwoo: No fear!
Strebenherz: Has Ian moved the keys before?
Juliamon: Strebenherz Yes
JonnyGlitched: L key is the taint?
Sorator13: "the L key's connected to the... colon key; the colon key's connected to the... apostrophe"
Sorator13: (to the tune of the bones song)
MurphEP: Only fear
Juliamon: (that YOU know of)
JonnyGlitched: It's very fun to do
DAC169:
s a d
Strebenherz: Wait is this what chat was referring to way way back when "Did Graham find the thing that Ian Did?"
Mr_Horrible: WSAD
Diabore: we had a clip of that where chat said "has graham found out what ian did yet"
MegaDosX: I mean, we vanquish it right?
Bugberry: Smite can deal with the devil
Sorator13: @Strebenherz Yes!
WhisperCure: moving a and s? thats kinda sad
Strebenherz: !
GredGredmansson: that devil is the hero of zendikar
micalovits: Canquish exiles right?
JonnyGlitched: My keys are a bit moulded though so I don't think it would look right
jamwno: smite means it doesnt die.
Athelgar: was it to accommodate that Watch + Play game that had the wild controls?
MegaDosX: Also an option
Juliamon: MegaDosX The Frederick games have a setup that works better if you remove keys around the ones you need
micalovits: Smit works, right
Strebenherz: @Juliamon Thank!
Juliamon: And after playing Ian would put them back. Mostly in the right places.
Strebenherz: "Mostly"
jamwno: ribbit and rip it
shamblingkrenshar: Forg
MegaDosX: First strike and deathtouch is so unreasonable
Strebenherz: And thank you Sorator!
Nydestroyer: no get rogged
JonnyGlitched: massive target
Sorator13: ^.^
aem64: we chose
couchboyj: you pick
Robot_Bones: get in losers, we're fighting phyrexians
couchboyj: not them
Diabore: you choose, second or bottom
frozenphoenix7: 2nd from the top or bottom, your choice.
MegaDosX: Get it and kill the 2/1?
GredGredmansson: ganmaw
Sorator13: reading the screen, explains the screen!
CataclysmicReverb: Gramover'ere
jamwno: i had read it as (2nd from the top ) or (2nd from the bottom) but i guess it's just the bottom
Mazrae: The MoMTG game play
Sorator13: @jamwno Yeah, it's not the clearest templating in that regard, honestly.
couchboyj: Gam gam gonna cook um some suspiciously red brownies
Izandai: Oh it's got flanking. Neat.
Senseiwoo: I still can't get over how much fun Granny Sengir looks like she's having the time of her (un)life in her card.
EvilBadman: bird no block though
Dromos_GHG: Will the MOM nickname ep of TTC have names for both sides of battles?
MegaDosX: Yeah I agree opponent
JonnyGlitched:
mangoalias: must've been really bad news
GredGredmansson: if people provide them
shamblingkrenshar: I'm cooking in the lab in an attempt to come up with some good nicknames.
Sorator13: cronch cronch cronch
Nydestroyer: monastery mentor is in this set WHAT
frozenphoenix7: Don't tell me what to do Arena
MegaDosX: But what if I want to flip the table?
theguardianotter: dont tell me what to do
GredGredmansson: Yugi: wait WHAT
JonnyGlitched: That makes me want to punch the screen
Izandai: @Nydestroyer Fuck yeah it is.
xantos69: Obviously not written by a blue player.
DEATHlikescats: How is everyone doing today?
korvys: Canadians and Desert Bus fans
Nydestroyer: Why am I in UB right now
RAZRBCK08: Mentor is a mythic but yes it is in the set
Diabore: @Nydestroyer yup, still fucks people up, source: i opened it in prerelease
Izandai: o hi
Nydestroyer: in pack 3
shamblingkrenshar: Yeah clearly they never heard of Scry or Surveil
MegaDosX: What did you draft.
bytecaster: Classic scry erasure
MurphEP: James!
Juliamon: James.
theguardianotter: @frozenphoenix7 dangit
spiffinn: omg
TheWriterAleph: mommy? sorry.
mangoalias: JAMES
couchboyj: I got OG Momma Norn in my first draft. That was a good draft.
IanWAdams: That's a rough quote from Bill Stark, who ran draft night at WotC for many years.
Senseiwoo: Helloooo Nurse!
theguardianotter: mother is here
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MegaDosX: WHO PASSED THAT
MurphEP: wow.
JonnyGlitched: Mono rare?
DAC169: oh, I've played her once. annihilated opponent by herself
Diabore: @MegaDosX someone very far from white
shamblingkrenshar: Mono Bombs by James
mangoalias: i think you splash for that no matter what you're doing
MegaDosX: @Diabore OK fair, but still.
Nydestroyer:
I just had to pass it
Akaiatana: Someone set us up the bombs.
rosesmcgee:
Pack 3 Mom pivot
SmashTCG: Literally any backup
Earthenone: ~lastsqueet
Juliamon: By pack 3 they probaly already were splashing for something
DEATHlikescats: Main screen on now
MegaDosX: Mum's here!
Juliamon: and Norn wouldn't have been feasible
Sorator13: Double white is also not very splashable
micalovits: If you can, it wins the game
Sorator13: even if you're not already splashing for something
MegaDosX: It can be done with the right deck
Diabore: i mean, the flip gives you TEN power
theguardianotter: mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry. mommy? sorry.
Izandai: You're really not, you just kill them.
Diabore: over 5 bodies
DEATHlikescats: You have no chance to survive, make your time
shamblingkrenshar: My biggest fear with Norn is that I activate the ability and in response they kill Norn.
spiffinn: I have lost to the ability.
Sorator13: I feel like most of the praetors will very rarely flip in limited, yeah
HondoTrigger: I think the art for the serialized praetors was shown off at philly magicon
Sorator13: but they're still excellent
GredGredmansson: I sat next to someone who was able to flip Jin
mangoalias: there goes mommy
rosesmcgee: Guess you'll to settle for one of the other 8 bombs in this deck
JonnyGlitched: Cheating is a great way to get cards out of the graveyard
Diabore: the only praetor ive flipped in draft was jin, and he went through the whole saga befoer op scooped
raaabr: Come on and jam
DEATHlikescats: Con exclusive reveal
DEATHlikescats: And welcome to the slam
shamblingkrenshar: Weak? Vanquished
MegaDosX: #BlameJames
HondoTrigger:
honestly that test print serialized card you got should help with the move to the moon base 
GredGredmansson: wait I looked away where'd mom go
DAC169:
James and his land curse
BloodnBullets: it has DOOFA!?
MegaDosX: @GredGredmansson She got blown up
Nydestroyer: oh no
frozenphoenix7: They showed off Norn and Jin on a stream iirc(Or just one of the two) when they announced they had serialized versions, but that was the most public they got prior to release/spoilers I believe.
Nydestroyer: this is bad
flatluigi: i don't know if it'd pay for the lawsuit
Nydestroyer: that battle is insane
Diabore: oh, invasion of kaldheim is messed up
mangoalias: what do they do with the test cards affterwards tho
Sorator13: That blue enchantment is very good
raaabr: Pyre of the world tree kills you
mangoalias: they have to be somewhere
micalovits: Yes
shamblingkrenshar: Invasion of Kaldheim seems pretty good
JonnyGlitched: Turn lands into Shocks?!?!?!?!
micalovits: Shocks that draw cards
Senseiwoo: JAMES!
Nydestroyer: turn lands into shocks and draw cards
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shamblingkrenshar: I think they get shredded
electra310: A true James deck
Diabore: shouldnt have switched to james' account
RAZRBCK08: Need Thalia and the Gitrog real soon
IanWAdams: we shred test cards
spiffinn: the township enchantment is really slow but I've had it draw me so many cards
spiffinn: *towashi
mangoalias: but what if you *cough cough* lost track of them
shamblingkrenshar: Or maybe they end up in Mystery Boosters sometimes
drcthulu: Just like those 6 cases of Modern Horizons 2 they found in that Texas landfill
EvilBadman: they're five folders deep in some person's file cabinet
IanWAdams: there are a handful of exceptions. Everyone who worked on the Alchemy Balder's Gate got a "pack" of it, including alchemy cards.
Sorator13: oh, that's cool!
HondoTrigger: insider baseball stuff right there
MegaDosX: Towashi
flatluigi: corruption of towashi is Great
spiffinn: mhm, it's good
Diabore: no, you have to block
JonnyGlitched: Seems like a good deck
Diabore: the 4/4 becomes a 9/9
MegaDosX: Onboard tricks, you say
Sorator13: man, if only *we* had that lands to shocks card...
drcthulu: I'd have blocked the green 4/4 becomes a 5/5 and makes the 4/4 a 9/9
frozenphoenix7: Alternatively, never blocking with Pyre in play
shamblingkrenshar: Ribbit
frozenphoenix7: Maybe opponent doesnt have 2 lands in hand
micalovits: Sure can
Senseiwoo: It's Thally and her Froggy.
HondoTrigger: we sure are getting invaded a lot
drcthulu: but the value
mangoalias: playing w their food
Red_R0B0T: OP doin the "i still had all of these!"
aem64: just showing our face in teh dirt
JonnyGlitched: Oof that Shockland Enchantment is broken
frozenphoenix7: They wanna take game actions, and I can't blame them
Bugberry: sometime people just want to use their mythics
DAC169:
Arena players like being rude like that
Wolfstrike_NL: "Still had all of these"
Earthenone: !time
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mangoalias: my goal every time is to get to 1
HondoTrigger: there are daily quests they needed to complete
Diabore: yes
GapFiller: nice
blessedexchequer: Does anyone know what that art on the main Arena screen is?
Diabore: 4 is -100
shamblingkrenshar: 5 makes gems, 4 you are down 100
Sorator13: 4 is slightly short of breaking even, as I recall
MegaDosX: To get your entry back you need five wins
frozenphoenix7: Hey look Turn 4 Thalia
Grimnus: Honestly my goal is 3 since thats the biggest jump up
micalovits: You basicly can with daily quest and gold
Sorator13: but aiming for 4 means it costs very little
shamblingkrenshar: I seem to be hard stuck in 3 or 4 and X runs.
Grimnus: Theres a 750 gem jump up from 2 to 3
frozenphoenix7: Skitters!
RevolverRossalot: 4 wins + incidental gold is break even ish if you aren't playing multiple drafts a day.
HondoTrigger: this is a very tough format to be consistently good tbh
MegaDosX: Thalia lets you ramp too
mangoalias: i dont think i've ever gotten more than 3 wins in a limited event on arena
Diabore: 2 to 3 is 750 gems iirc, its dumb
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview off
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shamblingkrenshar: Yeah its 250 to 1000 to 1400
JonnyGlitched: Such an opressive card early
xantos69: The only thing I want in the world from Wizards is them to implement a $30 a month sub fee for Arena. It gives you a "pro" account. Then you just get actually factually unlimited drafts. No questions asked, I just get unlimited drafts.
aem64: kismet
flatluigi: that would make them so much less money, xantos
MegaDosX: That can also kill basically anything with Takedown
Diabore: if we draw the 1 drop we can sac them
JonnyGlitched: It would be playable if it was just an enchantment
shamblingkrenshar: You can also still use Deathtouch to Tandem Takedown anything big
Senseiwoo: Thalia and her Frogula.
mangoalias: bad authority of the consuls
couchboyj: People would just drop drafts till they got a banger
flatluigi: that too
couchboyj: It'd be bad for draft overall, unfortunatly
DEATHlikescats: @xantos69 a true dream indeed.
xantos69: @flatluigi Thing is... It would MAKE them my money. I have put $0 into Arena.
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flatluigi: like couchboyj said, people would just reroll drafts constantly
PsiMaster54: that would incentivize dropping to get a good deck
Sharkfists: I feel like that would be losing wotc money compared to their current model
Sorator13: I think I agree that it would lead to folks immediately resigning until they get a bonkers deck, unfortunately
JonnyGlitched: People would exploit the unlimited drafts to complete their collection
JonnyGlitched: Phantom drafts?
narwhalrus7: they could just make dropping lose rank
SolarBlitz1: A set amount per week or something
mangoalias: how about more affordable drafts so f2p players can do them with any consistency
shamblingkrenshar: Yeah you'd have to make it Phantom as well
Mazrae: Have a cool down between drafts
Karneioss: slap a cooldown on abandoning a draft
Mattmitchell45: Even like 2-4 drafts a day would limit dropping drafts
shamblingkrenshar: But if you're a dedicated Limited player, you probably don't mind Phantom too much
MegaDosX: But then people wouldn't be as likely to want to do them because they wouldn't get the cards
xantos69: I would be fine with phantom drafts. I don't care about constructed so building my collection means nothing.
MillerDark: Why would you ever pay for phantom?
narwhalrus7: @JonnyGlitched $30 to get all the cards after spending a bunch of time to do so seems fair to me
Sharkfists: it's like... the exact opposite of their entire business model
IanWAdams: if it wasn't phantom you could just drop and draft again until you were set complete, which is not a GREAT deal for Arena.
SmashTCG: Dropping from a draft should count as 3 losses on a ranked sovyou can't just dodge it
DEATHlikescats: It would make different money, maybe equally much money, but probably not
HondoTrigger: pay 30 dollars a month for a better shuffler, but the trick is in reality it's just the same shuffler
TotallyNotaBeholder: Knights, Camera...
JonnyGlitched: Also $30 is pretty low considering how much people spend on boosters
MegaDosX: We just dealt with this problem
JonnyGlitched: maybe $100 a month
dad1to: !card grafted butcher
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narwhalrus7: @JonnyGlitched no one would pay that
drcthulu: I could see them doing 30$ one free draft a week
MegaDosX: You can do The Thing
DEATHlikescats: Tiered services, up to unlimited… wait, that’s just Phone subscription plans
xantos69:
Thing is $30 a month means $360 a year. I've been on Arena for 4 years. Spend $0 on it. If Wizards wants my money on a nice stable monthly basis. I am telling them how to get it. 
micalovits: Wins the game
GredGredmansson: oh look, 3 creatures
MillerDark: Flip Mom!
mangoalias: it wins the game
TotallyNotaBeholder: It does evil things on the back
frozenphoenix7: It does...a lot
Bugberry: one land off from doing it immediately.
JonnyGlitched: @narwhalrus7 I know people who already do on paper magic
MegaDosX: The back of Elesh Norn is /ridiculous/
dad1to: nooo
Sorator13: @xantos69 Sure; the question is whether they would lose more than that from others who are currently paying them
narwhalrus7: that's paper magic though
SmashTCG: Big value
drcthulu: I opened that in my prerelease, everytime I flipped it, I won the game
shamblingkrenshar: March of the Momchine
Wolfstrike_NL: James....
dad1to: Did he draw removal lol
narwhalrus7: you can sell your cards
Bugberry: makes lots of things, makes those things deal a tone, then wipes the board.
SmashTCG: Sac all non phyrexians
DAC169: make sure you sac your non-Phyrexians for it, because it'll kill them anyway
RAZRBCK08: We keep the pump creature and sacrifice the rest
MegaDosX: Fascinating
theguardianotter: JAMES
shamblingkrenshar: Ah good then Convoke him out
mangoalias: james what did you DO
MegaDosX: You can tap Norn to convoke
HondoTrigger: this is a mean deck James
DEATHlikescats: Best Dino boy!
HondoTrigger: I love it
frozenphoenix7: Soooooo
shamblingkrenshar: The pop off is HUGE
SmashTCG: Tap them all, then sac them
Sorator13: Doesn't it die to norn's flip side?
Bugberry: NOt quite a 20/20 but still good.
drcthulu: just bear in mind it'll die on the 3 phase of teh saga but they're prob die on the 2nd
KingHij: Can tap the incubate tokens right?
Tucrt3: Use the incubator tokens after you flip it instead…
Earthenone: we will get enough blockers
JonnyGlitched: woof
dad1to: jesus christ
GredGredmansson: @Tucrt3 nah this leaves them untapped
mangoalias: big boiiiii
micalovits: That is NOT okay
MegaDosX: Just a casual 16/16 trample and five 2/2s
Grimnus: Absolutely popping off
shamblingkrenshar: BIG BOY
drcthulu: beeeg dino
xantos69: Ok, that's a scoop
JonnyGlitched: You monster
narwhalrus7: 17/17 trample double strike here we go
TheWriterAleph: walkin in da club like
GredGredmansson: we can bring back the Butcher and give them menace too
MegaDosX: Good lord
frozenphoenix7: By the way, Grafted Butcher comes back next turn to go with your tokens
pn55:
MegaDosX: That was /absurd/
Sorator13: so we just added 26 power to the board, nicew
y3ntil: I scoop to BEEG
SmashTCG: Nit the phyrexians
MillerDark: Imperiosaur gets double stike next turn
Senseiwoo: Thicc.
micalovits: And you have the lord... For 40 menace dammage next turn
Suffix: well made.
MegaDosX:
Also yeah it was about to get double strike
RAZRBCK08: It was going to be 17/17 double strike next turn
DEATHlikescats: Chinked
EvilBadman: Figured out why the Frog be stressed
mangoalias: fish boiiii
WhirlwindAbyss: then they get double strike
DEATHlikescats: *CHONKER
MegaDosX: Oh and Keith Lee comes out
couchboyj:
To be fair, if they just waited, Norn would have killed your dinosaur
MegaDosX: "Big boy!"
narwhalrus7: the swings in this set are insane
flatluigi: 'who's this motherfucker? oh, big boy!'
drcthulu: 35/35 of double strike the next turn
jackulhaups: james, job WELL DONE with this deck
shamblingkrenshar: Keith Lee was in fact large
MegaDosX: Yeah you were about to obliterate that opponent next turn
GredGredmansson: I loved that episode of Sidewalk Slam
shamblingkrenshar: Is in fact large, rather
DEATHlikescats: Can I request a mod assistance plz?
GredGredmansson: I remember you giving the entire history of Santino Marella just to explain his appearance in the women's Rumble that year
EvilBadman: For as much as his destroyer act is tired, Brock selling for folks both taking moves and reactions have always been A+
mangoalias: my cat laid down on the keyboard and almost closed the stream
frozenphoenix7: I mean, considering what we know about Brock, him not watching the show outside of kayfabe also wouldn't surprise me.
Sorator13: cat pls
shamblingkrenshar: Yeah Brock is genuinely fantastic at selling.
Akaiatana: @mangoalias They laid down on Alt-FFours
theguardianotter: grasp the e g g
Sorator13: grasp the egg firmly in your hand
drcthulu: life gain is cheats
shamblingkrenshar: Its a 2/2. I don't know that its exactly a premium grasp target
Travilogue: Never grasp someone's egg without asking permision.
GredGredmansson: rainbow express
JonnyGlitched: Always ask consent before grasping someone's egg
v_nome: You know, I never thought about this but is the WWE show canonical within WWE, or are they putting on another different show Muppet Show style?
Shadowsoflife: Firmly grasp it
MegaDosX: Do we punch and try and Helix them?
drcthulu: smash in hope they block
DEATHlikescats: Merman eggs
MegaDosX: Or Smite them tbh
BloodnBullets: Norn?! ewww, why did they print that card?
MegaDosX: Don't hate it
drcthulu: I'd invasion to the dome
Sorator13: What's the black invasion you have?
Sorator13: the 3 damage one, is it? Eh.
Sorator13: I'd pump.
drcthulu: oh op, gonna wish you saved that
mangoalias: but unfortunately james only drafted a slightly deranged deck
TemporallyAwry:
Where'd the Brushwagg go?
Sorator13: Oh, that works.
drcthulu: come on white source
JonnyGlitched: removal suit
MegaDosX: Trying to race to Norn feels greedy right now
Grimnus: I think ya go face with them at 6
drcthulu: yeah, I'd go face
JonnyGlitched: suite*
MegaDosX: No attack and you can sac the 0/2
Sorator13: yeah, I'd have swapped the order, but that's not a huge deal
mangoalias: punch karn right in the face
Sorator13: !card dreg recy
LRRbot: Dreg Recycler [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [2/2] | {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
drcthulu: I see they too like to live dangerously
JonnyGlitched: Graham got shorter
Sorator13: huh, thought it cost mana, okay
Earthenone: expired soda should be safe to drink right chat?
shamblingkrenshar: Shouldn't they have attacked first?
mangoalias: @Earthenone mmmmmmmmm
Bugberry: they didn't attack?
ThirdGames: Eyy they didn't attack with it
GredGredmansson: guess they didn't want to deal 2 damage to you
JonnyGlitched: @Earthenone how expitred?
shamblingkrenshar: Strobe Knight having Vigilance
GredGredmansson: blue vigilance is still relatively new
Sorator13: remove the strobe knight & the deathtoucher? they seem the most threatening
Earthenone: under a year expired
drcthulu: yeah that's a good line
mangoalias: @Earthenone @Earthenone is the can open?
Sorator13: oh, you're right, pes rather than deathtouch
JonnyGlitched: @Earthenone it's fine
micalovits: Yea, the drain is very relevant
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shamblingkrenshar: You can always Smite the Assailer when it blocks
micalovits: Oh
drcthulu: uh oh
MegaDosX: X is four
JonnyGlitched: Check for rust
MegaDosX: They want something specific
Akaiatana: They are leaving up incubation
GredGredmansson: holding up for incubate?
MegaDosX: OH SHIT
drcthulu: oh I understand
GredGredmansson: or that
MurphEP:
DAC169:
Sorator13: OH NO
shamblingkrenshar: OH
MegaDosX: You are in /so much trouble/
drcthulu: atraxa is quite the beating
TemporallyAwry:
Well it was a good run
shamblingkrenshar: Atraxa is very good
micalovits: Just gotta draw a plains soon
Sorator13: !card Atraxa, Prae
LRRbot: Atraxa, Praetors' Voice [GWUB] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Angel Horror [4/4] | Flying, vigilance, deathtouch, lifelink / At the beginning of your end step, proliferate.
mangoalias: once again, just draw good
JonnyGlitched: @Earthenone just remember sometimes the expirey date isn't for the product, it's for the container
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Musicsquid: I ran RG Niv Mizzet at the prerelease and got him down 3 times it was sweet
shamblingkrenshar: Zilortha is also a bit of a problem.
drcthulu: maybe we can rip a white source
MegaDosX: Zilortha will also make them just kill you
jackulhaups: we have a line with this dreg recycler
Sorator13: I assume that Arena is smart enough to by default proliferate battles you protect and not battles your opponent protects
drcthulu: it's like a 3 turn future plan
GredGredmansson: Norn does nothing to Atraxa
MegaDosX: @jackulhaups They're about to gain four life, I don't know if we have time for anything like that
angreesloth: salutations and happy 4/20 doctors
MegaDosX: !card argent etchings
LRRbot: The Argent Etchings (front: Elesh Norn) | Enchantment — Saga | I — Incubate 2 five times, then transform all Incubator tokens you control. / II — Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain double strike until end of turn. / III — Destroy all other permanents except for artifacts, lands, and Phyrexians. Exile The Argent Etchings, then return it to the battlefield.
Perivale: i just don't see how atraxa can step tothe dreg recycler
MegaDosX: Also yeah the saga won't kill Atraxa
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MegaDosX: Oh you're dead.
micalovits: Ah
drcthulu: big oof
Diabore: baxter or finnagan?
DEATHlikescats: Baxster forgets knives on hands
jackulhaups: @MegaDosX oh yeah atraxa has a lot of words lol
Sorator13: Oh! Goodbye.
TheSilverGekko: is there some old meme im missing about "doctors LRR"?
DEATHlikescats: News at 11
angreesloth: easily best art in the set though in my opinion
rainbowolf13: That game turned abruptly
JonnyGlitched:
OP is playing good cards
Akaiatana: Graham has a Bax Scratcher
MegaDosX: I don't see how you can win here to be honest
Strebenherz: How is beautiful doofy CATTE doing?
adambomb625:
Nice day to have a birthday, I wonder who's birthday is today
GredGredmansson: kill the deathtoucher?
drcthulu: and it gives vigilance, that's such a beating
MegaDosX: Zilortha
drcthulu: an 8/8
y3ntil: BEEG
GredGredmansson: Godzilla
MegaDosX: Basically unblockability for non humans
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @TheSilverGekko it's an antique meme from a long-gone Desert Bus
shamblingkrenshar: Giant T-Rex
Sorator13: no double-block for one of the 3/3s?
Sorator13: not that it really matters, but
shamblingkrenshar: I love how the one Dominus is in the airt
couchboyj: Super duper trample
MegaDosX: Yeah you died when Atraxa showed up
drcthulu: opponent popped off
shamblingkrenshar: Omega-Trample
HatsWearCats: No no lets see if they see the line
GredGredmansson: now old atraxa is as big as new atraxa
despoticus: I will be back in 4 days to re sub
Juliamon: "Drs. LRR" is an OG Desert Bus meme
Juliamon: like, THE very first
ghizmou: 4 wins' still good
drcthulu: I love that art for Atraxa
Juliamon: the ur-meme
MegaDosX: Borbothp
shamblingkrenshar: Jin!
MegaDosX: Jump in da line
drcthulu: Jump on it
leviathan3942: jump in!
Sorator13: jump! jump! jump!
MurphEP: Jumping inward
drcthulu: science
JonnyGlitched: What's the hot minigame of the second?
DEATHlikescats: Maybe break the James curse for good?
JonnyGlitched: Besides Vampire Survivors
jackulhaups: globetrotting
arkham1981: tough
adambomb625: Tough luck
ghizmou: globe
Sorator13: touch!
rainbowolf13: DT is pretty good
angreesloth: I built omnath in EDH played it once and had the best possible game I could have and now I don't wanna play it any more because it'll never live up the first game lol
couchboyj: Enchantment? Enchantment!
Sorator13: tough! rather
Mazrae: Enchant the globe
ThirdGames: I have found Double Trouble to be rather underwhelming
HatsWearCats: Entchanting Asses
SmashTCG: @loadingreadyrun I opened a pack 1 urabrask the hidden and when full send boros backup. And never even saw him. Notably I also never lost a game
Sorator13: enchant the butt!
IanWAdams: Tough is basically "blockers and butt fighting"
MegaDosX: The Domain one has the DMU dual lands
drcthulu: tough nuts
MegaDosX: So a bunch that increase your Domain count
EvilBadman: Treefolk seems on brand for G
Bugberry: The Globetrotting deck has lots of land type duals with other colors, so it's not just 2 colors.
LathosTiran: emotional backup
couchboyj: Boros Backup gets under a lot of the big stuff people are trying to do
HondoTrigger: the classic 5 color green deck
MegaDosX: Hey it's Rusty
angreesloth: sometimes you just get told what to go with a sealed pool/draft and it feels great.
adambomb625: My first draft I got OG Elesh and Sunfall. Easiest 7 wins of my life
Bugberry: I've been playing a lot of jump in when not feeling like Brawl.
MegaDosX: @adambomb625 Gross.
MegaDosX: Maybe you can recur it
Nydestroyer: clearly knot
drcthulu: we have black maybe we can get it back
RAZRBCK08: Surely there's some sort of reanimation if they included Old Rutstein
BloodnBullets: thats a 3/2, it cant be a bear!
drcthulu: ooh 1/13 with lumbernot would have been insane
DAC169:
not the Phalanx! 
DEATHlikescats: Lol
Sorator13: don't worry, we all have trouble with it at times
3and4fifths: Esperanto?
GredGredmansson: don't worry it took me a while too Graham
Wolfstrike_NL:
Sorator13: I like it
MegaDosX: "I must go, my planet needs me" - Graham, probably
drcthulu: oofa doofa
SacrificialToast: didn't even kill the tokens
drcthulu: wait they didn't even kill the tokens, score
GredGredmansson: not even killing the tokens
Sorator13: They could've killed a couple if they attached it to the other guy
DAC169:
why didn't they change the order to kill the tokens?
drcthulu: or toking* it being 420
theamc2000: Is this mom?
BloodnBullets: show some commitment chair!
drcthulu: jumpstart
MegaDosX: @theamc2000 Jump In
Sorator13: @theamc2000 no, this is jump in
raulghoulia: Chair has job?
DiamondMX: They've worked here for a long time and you've still not given Chair-kun a raise.
MegaDosX: F
josh___something: How long HAS that chair been here?
elkae:
drcthulu: is this a ruse
Wiliart:
Earthenone: kathleen gives chair kun a raise every time she works in this room
elkae: so 15 years ago, or 2 months ago
theamc2000: Is it the older one or younger one of the two?
sherlock_olms: @loadingreadyrun How is MOM so far? Any particular archetype feeling strong?
DiamondMX:
@Earthenone At first I thought you were being lewd, then I realized she probably just likes the chair a bit higher.
Lord_Hosk: Don't you have a partner deal with those chairs?
drcthulu: quick draft a deck that someone else has to finish
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elkae: love a cloard
jmchap: just went 7/2 with a GW ramp tokens deck
drcthulu: the combo
JonnyGlitched: I have a question on something I'm selling to a friend. What do people think would be a fair price for D&D 3.5e Players Manual, DM Guide, and Book of Exalted Deeds?
shamblingkrenshar: Oh right, Jump In uses the Alchemy versions of cards doesn't it?
jmchap: have not had success with that type of archtype in a while
EvilBadman: @drcthulu jumped to James' account to clear his draft for FamJam fresh slate
drcthulu: or big idiot
Featherweight_: yes, large bottoms
Sorator13: !card sheltering boughs
LRRbot: Sheltering Boughs [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Sheltering Boughs enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Enchanted creature gets +1/+3.
shamblingkrenshar: I got to live that dream in limited once. The sudden 13/13 was fun
theamc2000: Gettked
theamc2000: Get settled
gideon_not_graves: @loadingreadyrun Hi mom
NotCainNorAbel:
500
drcthulu: so 6/6 or 16/16
Sorator13: This is "no blocks" IMO
Sorator13: but that trade is also reasonable
DAC169: figured that was what the were doing
drcthulu: 13 butts
Nydestroyer: I mean they do call it butt breathing
theamc2000: Who was Cain and Abel’s parents
CAKHost: For a brief moment, someone had balanced a triangle on their tusk.
BigShowWingo: Where is MOM? The cake is a lie.
GredGredmansson: @theamc2000 ...adam and eve?
TehAmelie: trebucket chum, if you will
JonnyGlitched: @BigShowWingo we played all the cards
Mattmitchell45: @BigShowWingo MOM was never gonna give you cake
Nydestroyer: I hope one day they fix the bug where if you click on a card in draft it just picks it rather than reserves it lol
JonnyGlitched: This is the aftercare
BigShowWingo: Did we enjoy MOM?
DAC169:
out of context!!
Earthenone: we had more than 10 rare/mythic bombs across the 2 decks
Bugberry: All will be one felt a little too all in on the same themes for long term enjoyment.
drcthulu: the bonus sheet in MoM adds alot of depth to the drafting experience
SolarBlitz1: It can be good and not for you
Sorator13:
DiamondMX: I don't think that's weird. Fast formats are often "good" in an abstract sense, but not fun for me.
KeytarCat:
a nuanced opinion on the internet???
Nydestroyer: its weird to see a board with no pets
drcthulu: Tile ASMR
bytecaster: It has been proven: Kenny actually is a fair magic card.
theamc2000: Kenny?
drcthulu: The cursed puppet hasn't infected you yet
JonnyGlitched: Best pet
drcthulu: Playing the Jace puppet is a red flag
MegaDosX: You should have seen this coming tbf
Sorator13: !card Kenrith, the Returned
LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Target player gains 5 life. / {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. / {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
BusTed:
DAC169:
Haughty Djinn
MegaDosX:
petey_vonwho: Puppies is easy top 5 pets of all time
Sorator13: @theamc2000 ^
Bugberry: it was in the fine print of the vows
y3ntil: What is worse, Jace puppet or dragon whelp?
Nydestroyer: not puppet lovers here
couchboyj: Kathleen heavily identifies as a "Vraska", so I think that makes it more acceptable.
petey_vonwho: *puppet
Nydestroyer: Best pet is the bear with the bug that made them sit in the middle of the battle field
JonnyGlitched: I like how angry the Jace puppet get's if you touch the OP's one
Wolfstrike_NL: Hey now, I like by dragon welp and gold hoard!
MegaDosX: F
DAC169:
@Nydestroyer I like the bear because it waves to you when you click it 
theamc2000: Was it five damage?
MegaDosX: I like the goblin because he blows up all the time
DiamondMX: Joke's on OP, we don't even *have* a game plan to disrupt.
Perivale:
Nydestroyer: for real though I like the new fblhp
drcthulu: new plan, I like big butts
Nydestroyer: pet
Grimnus: These butts are getting through one way or another
MegaDosX: Suddenly 27 damage coming at them
MegaDosX: All you need is a Tetsuko Umezawa to make them unblockable
MegaDosX: You are still presenting lethal
petey_vonwho: You ever just get passed a Skithryx in pack 2 and abandon one of your colors for it?
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Sorator13: ty for stream!
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Earthenone: !patreon
Grimnus: Thanks for the stream you two
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
Earthenone: !store
DiamondMX: !card skithryx
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Earthenone: !youtube
elkae: oh god
drcthulu: lol James
Grimnus: and there he goes
GapFiller:
Sharkfists: I miss james, it's sad how died from that
TemporallyAwry: The Punt CounterPunt was absolutely amazing.
RayFK: uh oh gloooooomies
DiamondMX: Thanks for bringing us the part of TTSF we miss most. Unsafe work practices.
Juliamon: yup, Gneiss Greg is back!
GapFiller: uh oh Adam got Beejdropped
Electrodyne: Hey I'm still here
elkae: traded one weeb for another?
GapFiller: FAM JAM HYPE
TemporallyAwry: FAM JAM with MOM
EvilBadman: A MOM Fam Jam
jessieimproved:
Juliamon: Not the tweet we expected, but the one we deserved
Earthenone: ohh nice checkpoint is doing something for sonic's 30th aniversary
TehAmelie: the glooms are gathering, and mow our watch begins
DeM0nFiRe:
saucemaster5000: good evening gloomies
TehAmelie: noWo our watch begins
saucemaster5000: gloomies snever say "die." But they often say "welp, guess I'll die"
TehAmelie: shalom
PMAvers: Long looooong gaaaaaame
saucemaster5000: Stupid sexy tinkerer
jessieimproved: just ruin yourself? yeah
elkae: If someone could do it, it's Cam
FITorion: it's drawn what 30th blood
elkae: The table attacked Cam from the fifth dimension
ghyllnox: They need to let Cam do some damage to the underside of that table to get back at it
Earthenone: !quote 8
LRRbot: Quote #8: "Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out." —Cameron [2015-01-16]
elkae:
Jeebus 
DeM0nFiRe:
saucemaster5000: who told cam about my bomb-er... pet project
korvys: Upgraded to mass bullet journals
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
TehAmelie: 2038 Superman will turn 100 years old. i think that'll be a good time to be alive
Nigouki: Cameron spend that gold on Beej
saucemaster5000: Seismic crystal
CururuGuasu: Option C: Eat the crystal
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