Sorator13: This is "no blocks" IMO
Sorator13: but that trade is also reasonable
DAC169: figured that was what the were doing
drcthulu: 13 butts
Nydestroyer: I mean they do call it butt breathing
theamc2000: Who was Cain and Abel’s parents
CAKHost: For a brief moment, someone had balanced a triangle on their tusk.
BigShowWingo: Where is MOM? The cake is a lie.
GredGredmansson: @theamc2000 ...adam and eve?
TehAmelie: trebucket chum, if you will
JonnyGlitched: @BigShowWingo we played all the cards
Mattmitchell45: @BigShowWingo MOM was never gonna give you cake
Nydestroyer: I hope one day they fix the bug where if you click on a card in draft it just picks it rather than reserves it lol
JonnyGlitched: This is the aftercare
BigShowWingo: Did we enjoy MOM?
DAC169: out of context!! aipLUL
Earthenone: we had more than 10 rare/mythic bombs across the 2 decks
Bugberry: All will be one felt a little too all in on the same themes for long term enjoyment.
drcthulu: the bonus sheet in MoM adds alot of depth to the drafting experience
SolarBlitz1: It can be good and not for you
Sorator13: LUL
DiamondMX: I don't think that's weird. Fast formats are often "good" in an abstract sense, but not fun for me.
KeytarCat: :O a nuanced opinion on the internet???
Nydestroyer: its weird to see a board with no pets
drcthulu: Tile ASMR
bytecaster: It has been proven: Kenny actually is a fair magic card.
theamc2000: Kenny?
drcthulu: The cursed puppet hasn't infected you yet
JonnyGlitched: Best pet
drcthulu: Playing the Jace puppet is a red flag
MegaDosX: You should have seen this coming tbf
Sorator13: !card Kenrith, the Returned
LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Target player gains 5 life. / {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. / {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
BusTed: tqsSmug
DAC169: Haughty Djinn aipSRSLY
MegaDosX: benginSip
petey_vonwho: Puppies is easy top 5 pets of all time
Sorator13: @theamc2000 ^
Bugberry: it was in the fine print of the vows
y3ntil: What is worse, Jace puppet or dragon whelp?
Nydestroyer: not puppet lovers here
couchboyj: Kathleen heavily identifies as a "Vraska", so I think that makes it more acceptable.
petey_vonwho: *puppet
Nydestroyer: Best pet is the bear with the bug that made them sit in the middle of the battle field
JonnyGlitched: I like how angry the Jace puppet get's if you touch the OP's one
Wolfstrike_NL: Hey now, I like by dragon welp and gold hoard!
MegaDosX: F
DAC169: @Nydestroyer I like the bear because it waves to you when you click it aipLove
theamc2000: Was it five damage?
MegaDosX: I like the goblin because he blows up all the time
DiamondMX: Joke's on OP, we don't even *have* a game plan to disrupt.
Perivale: lrrFINE
Nydestroyer: for real though I like the new fblhp
drcthulu: new plan, I like big butts
Nydestroyer: pet
Grimnus: These butts are getting through one way or another
MegaDosX: Suddenly 27 damage coming at them
MegaDosX: All you need is a Tetsuko Umezawa to make them unblockable
MegaDosX: You are still presenting lethal
petey_vonwho: You ever just get passed a Skithryx in pack 2 and abandon one of your colors for it?
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Sorator13: ty for stream!
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Grimnus: Thanks for the stream you two
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
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DiamondMX: !card skithryx
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elkae: oh god
drcthulu: lol James
Grimnus: and there he goes
GapFiller: jlrrFacepalm
Sharkfists: I miss james, it's sad how died from that
TemporallyAwry: The Punt CounterPunt was absolutely amazing.
RayFK: uh oh gloooooomies
DiamondMX: Thanks for bringing us the part of TTSF we miss most. Unsafe work practices.
Juliamon: yup, Gneiss Greg is back!
GapFiller: uh oh Adam got Beejdropped
Electrodyne: Hey I'm still here
elkae: traded one weeb for another?
TemporallyAwry: FAM JAM with MOM
EvilBadman: A MOM Fam Jam
jessieimproved: lrrSIG
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The skins of guns and the bones of Sonic, it’s a new CheckPoint! | ||
Juliamon: Not the tweet we expected, but the one we deserved
Earthenone: ohh nice checkpoint is doing something for sonic's 30th aniversary
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for The Long Game! Tonight the team is taking the fight to the Mysterious Voice. 📷 ||
laundreydhull: Ah, yes; though Groundhogs Dazed @earthenone LUL NotLikeThis lrrWOW lrrFINE lrrGREED lrrHERE
TehAmelie: the glooms are gathering, and mow our watch begins
laundreydhull: Oh, & FBtouchdown PowerUpL StinkyGlitch PowerUpR
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
saucemaster5000: good evening gloomies
TehAmelie: noWo our watch begins
saucemaster5000: gloomies snever say "die." But they often say "welp, guess I'll die"
TehAmelie: shalom
PMAvers: Long looooong gaaaaaame
saucemaster5000: Stupid sexy tinkerer
jessieimproved: just ruin yourself? yeah
elkae: If someone could do it, it's Cam
FITorion: it's drawn what 30th blood
elkae: The table attacked Cam from the fifth dimension
ghyllnox: They need to let Cam do some damage to the underside of that table to get back at it
Earthenone: !quote 8
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elkae: Jeebus PrideLaugh
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
saucemaster5000: who told cam about my bomb-er... pet project
korvys: Upgraded to mass bullet journals
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
TehAmelie: 2038 Superman will turn 100 years old. i think that'll be a good time to be alive
Nigouki: Cameron spend that gold on Beej
saucemaster5000: Seismic crystal
CururuGuasu: Option C: Eat the crystal
AzureShok subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 57 months!
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TheWriterAleph: same
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
elkae: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: "you didn't return the crystal to the bay. All classes die. Roll a new class. Thery also die."
BusTed: Before the assblasters came on the scene.
bytecaster: It does
saucemaster5000: It does actually
TheManaLeek: It does!
couchboyj: There's an expansion
CataclysmicReverb: How else would they be able to afford the achievments?
Enki1256: There are a few expansions
couchboyj: Also Jaws of the Lion
bytecaster: You have to physically download it though
saucemaster5000: the base game doesn't even fit in the stupid box!
saucemaster5000: Oooh Gneiss greg can rob more of Jeff's stuff
saucemaster5000: drum circle -- attack it
TehAmelie: The \/itch? i have heard mixed things about that
saucemaster5000: hoyl shit
DEATHlikescats: That’s og mean
saucemaster5000: Demon's Souls' King Allant just grabbed their ass
SquareDotCube: Elon strikes again!
couchboyj: There are no right choices for road events, only degrees of wrong.
jessieimproved: sergeJustRight
TheWriterAleph: nyehhhh
laundreydhull: Huh.... It- no, no! No lrrCAMERON I refuse! It doesn't resolve!!
SquareDotCube: "oh shut up"
saucemaster5000: Where's the twitter block button on this voice?
TehAmelie: does this map look like a Space Invader or is it just me?
FlargBlarg: oh, man, THIS mission... I remember this one
saucemaster5000: If you hit them in the right order they sing "Bad Romance"
KevinTheShark subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 72 months!
KevinTheShark: 6 years!
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Commodore_Perry_GG: RAW
saucemaster5000: night demons! "Night adventurers!" Zzzzz
jessieimproved: night demons, night deeemons, we got the night demons!
couchboyj: night demons are kinda nasty, but not rending drake nasty
saucemaster5000: yeah compared to drakes and oozes this is far less annoying
couchboyj: RAW vs RAI, the age old battle. I feel like I'm on r/dndmemes
TheWriterAleph: night demons, night demons... we know how to do it
BusTed: rayfkSanic
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL speaking of Sonic, today's Checkpoint just went up!
TheWriterAleph: @LoadingReadyRun is it sonic's 30th birthday???
PynnThePenguin subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 39 months!
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gualdhar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 69 months!
gualdhar: Sweet.
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Electrodyne: Ok Gloomer
OccasionallyManly subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 63 months!
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SquareDotCube: Heather got verified!
saucemaster5000: sorry, you need to spend money monthly for that checkmark now
philippekav: this seems to be a hard mission
couchboyj: This is the end of a story line, it's a "boss" mission, just doesn't use the boss deck
Featherweight_: are they fighting rumba?
saucemaster5000: Feelbad's life is set to Gary Jules' "Mad World"
DEATHlikescats: When I eat beans I make wind happen
saucemaster5000: what element happens when you eat taco bell?
DEATHlikescats: The element of dissatisfaction
DEATHlikescats: Unless you’re drunk
DEATHlikescats: Then it’s divine intervention
saucemaster5000: PrideLaugh
saucemaster5000: there's a whole page on how modifiers work with advantage and disadvantage, but it's still very confusing
SaxPython: PogChamp
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
SaxPython: duDudu
saucemaster5000: surgeon's hands are supposed to be very still, not deadly AF!
saucemaster5000: Paul, stop giving Isaac Childres ides!
Mashamino: how many checkmark jokes have there been today?
TheThirdTail: In the world? Probably millions, but I have no way to verify that.
saucemaster5000: nothing is verified anymore anyways
saucemaster5000: oooh gonna be done and home in time for cookies
SaxPython: That was Gneiss
saucemaster5000: oh yeah, the cragheart loves obstacles
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I'm half expecting a "Now see My TRUE Form!" moment once they destroy the last vocal cord
TheThirdTail: Well, it would have to be in sign language, though
saucemaster5000: true form is a kitten
UnnnaturalD20 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
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CataclysmicReverb: "You'd have more energy if you got more exercise"
SaxPython: @loadingreadyrun that was only the sopranos, next the altos
Mashamino: oh wow
saucemaster5000: got scorpion'd
Sky_Kast: LUL
SaxPython: PogChamp
saucemaster5000: are they okay?
Sky_Kast: RareParrot
Mashamino: they'll never be okay again
Sky_Kast: as always
DEATHlikescats: No treble
SaxPython: Lol
Fanklok: Adam took a day off?
Mashamino: yeah, there's like 3 enemies like that I always get confused
saucemaster5000: I mean, fair
Juliamon: Fanklok He's not feeling well today
korvys: Release
saucemaster5000: not the dirt tornado!
DEATHlikescats: Incontinence comes for us all
SquareDotCube: off-brand dust devil
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Try the All New Dyson(tm) Dirt Tornado(tm)
DEATHlikescats: Just the worst irritable bowel syndrome effects
saucemaster5000: is.... is it the opposite of the vacuum? Like, the rug gets a bit dusty?
SaxPython: MorphinTime BOP
DEATHlikescats: It blows the dust out
SaxPython: This is how you clean the air filter on the dirt tornado vacuum
saucemaster5000: whole lotta crits and whiffs tonight
DEATHlikescats: The demolition isn’t
DEATHlikescats: Big swings @saucemaster5000
saucemaster5000: oh no, I pulled a drink for tonight out of a variety pack, and it's name is "Taste the Mystery!"
SquareDotCube: Peach or barf!
Juliamon: *taps speaker*
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
TheThirdTail: Oh, I guess I can stop watching now then
saucemaster5000: spoilers
saucemaster5000: Night Demon turns to the wind demon "Hey, they said they're gonna win, you wanna get out of here?"
SaxPython: NewRecord
saucemaster5000: tinkerer sucks btw
goombalax: it IS 4/20
Mashamino: ^
DEATHlikescats: The high is otherworldly
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
Mashamino: the night demons mostly go at night... mostly
SaxPython: BibleThump
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Aliens watching this in the far future: "The Tinkerer in a low tier class btw"
TheMerricat: benginLol
gualdhar: double damage for roleplay reasons?
saucemaster5000: I can see why this fella doesn't work in a hospital anymore
Mashamino: it's a sign of experience
DEATHlikescats: It’s seasoned
goombalax: its a lubricant
DEATHlikescats: Like a cast iron pan
SaxPython: I got all my LRR memes messed up. When thinking about the Tinkerer, I just hear Adam say "GAVIN!"
saucemaster5000: they couldn't sue him for malpractice because they couldn't get close enough
DEATHlikescats: Legitimately true
DEATHlikescats: They flap
Mashamino: I don't want to imagine that, no thank you
saucemaster5000: I have no chords and I must scream
itira: super gross visual
SaxPython: SabaPing
DEATHlikescats: They need to remain moist!
itira: LUL
goombalax: Welp GG
DEATHlikescats: He’s an earthworm
Mashamino: the earth came back... wrong...
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
saucemaster5000: he stole jeff board too?!?
SaxPython: Otaku Greg
DEATHlikescats: Gneiss Jeff
LoadingReadyRun: Greg jumps on skateboard. Skateboard snaps in half
Fanklok: This is OtakuJeff erasure
josh___something: "I am laughing so hard right now"
CataclysmicReverb: OtakuJeff will remember this
SaxPython: Free
Mashamino: LUL nice
saucemaster5000: It's nice to get an easy one every once and a while
SaxPython: KomodoHype
MAPBoardgames: Or less than
SaxPython: CurseLit CurseLit
Mashamino: I think it does? I don't remember
MAPBoardgames: if you die, but the scenario is won, you can still get your checks.
saucemaster5000: eh, I'm not digging out my copy
Mashamino: I don't
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shendaras: You merely adopted the dark forest. I was born in it.
CataclysmicReverb: Are we not all dark forests?
DEATHlikescats: What is the Dark Forest about?
gualdhar: I think Cori's talking about the theory that the universe is full of things that want to kill us
Fanklok: Please I'm a dimly lot forest
Fanklok: Lit
SaxPython: The Wall Facer Facer
DEATHlikescats: Oooh this is so interesting!
Mashamino: neat
TemporallyAwry: The first book was kinda rough to get through, is it really worth it to keep reading?
YTfriendofsquirrel: beej is based af
saucemaster5000: define "enough"
jessieimproved: yes, "enough"
TheMandrew: at least 2
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silenceaux: Oh NO
comrade_cards: Look to windward and surface detail are the best
comrade_cards: Chairs in the culture have a rather different meaning...
TemporallyAwry: penaddChair <- mini-boss
SaxPython: KomodoHype
saucemaster5000: imagine if alan turing got stuck trying to solve a pigpen cipher
FuzBubbles: That’s like when I saw a streamer solve the Stardew Valley substitution message rather than just visiting the wizard to translate it.
mrverbal: what is going on?
SaxPython: @mrverbal they won already and are just vibing
mrverbal: fair!
comrade_cards: Picard season 2 was really rough. Season 3 is fun at least
DEATHlikescats: So long as it’s not the anime where your reincarnated as a dog
shendaras: The poor Gorn in SNW, though.
gualdhar: Picard is the "great actors with dogshit writing" problem
Fanklok: @deathlikescats what's wrong with Full Metal Alchemist?
SaxPython: KomodoHype
TheManaLeek: Oooh the puzzle
mrverbal: oh this is envelope X
mrverbal: <heads to the angry dome>
Mashamino: good luck with that
saucemaster5000: oh yeah this is a big puzzle you can solve if you wish
TheManaLeek: This is a big meta puzzle kinda thing
ozzyozren: the funniest/best take I heard about Picard was Wiggins saying imagine at the end of season 3, Riker just turns off the holodeck and says to Troy "what do you think of my novel"? "needs work".
MAPBoardgames: It's part of an ARG/meta puzzle
DEATHlikescats: @fanklok that’s more amalgamated rather than reincarnated
iris_of_ether: Yeah, our puzzle/gaming friends never got far with this one (though we didn't try too hard, I think)
TheManaLeek: Physical rewards for solving this were part of Frosthaven's Kickstarter
TemporallyAwry: Is this like the "do not open this - we warned you!"
lamina5432: gnight
TemporallyAwry: Did they ever figure out what the clue was >supposed to be< for that one Fez puzzle?
saucemaster5000: oh the one they brute forced? I don't think so
Mai_Andra: loading roading roads
ghyllnox: I thought most of you were already cis Kappa
Mai_Andra: the classic improv response "Death, and..."
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SaxPython: KomodoHype
SaxPython: lol
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
iris_of_ether: :D
SaxPython: Lines 2: Electric Boogaloo
aiamethyst: don't worry, we'll draw so many lines
NotCainNorAbel: get the old feed paper for printers...a really long line
theinvisiblevoice: let's all do lines of horse! wait...
Juliamon: never cut your horse lines with Angel
saucemaster5000: how is there no horses if they are gonna ride a white one?
theinvisiblevoice: mods here with the good advice
Juliamon: Minecraft Videogame Universe
Juliamon: Still can't believe Steve's book club rec was *about him*
TheMandrew: a meat suit
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW
corefluxx: Cheer100
Juliamon: It literally compared him to General George Washington
DEATHlikescats: Woooow
mrverbal: Captain America in that game is such a meat wedge
KWardJenx: nice
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSHINE
SaxPython: <3
DEATHlikescats: Twas nice!
KWardJenx: Thank you
DEATHlikescats: Be free!
DEATHlikescats: Y’all did a great job
TehAmelie: they said the thing! roll the credits
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Phailhammer: cya :)
TehAmelie: long. . .game
DeM0nFiRe: Cursed thought: I sometimes accidentally mistype lrrHeart as lrrJeart. What if there was a denim heart emote
Juliamon: Don't let the Discord mods see that
TehAmelie: you know what to do :3
DeM0nFiRe: lol
DeM0nFiRe: @TehAmelie LUL
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL considering that almost every streamer has some kind of heart emote, I bet at least one is denim
DeM0nFiRe: Well they better have called it Jeart if so
Juliamon: weirdly, I'm a discord with a dedicated jort channel, and it *doesn't* have a jeart
TehAmelie: dangit, gotta remember those image links are wrong. they put an "m" at the end of the file name that you have to remove to get the full size picture
DeM0nFiRe: @Juliamon Pretty sure that is a brand new sentence lol