The Long Game || Gloomhaven Ep 17

 Sorator13: This is "no blocks" IMO
 Sorator13: but that trade is also reasonable
DAC169: figured that was what the were doing
 drcthulu: 13 butts
 Nydestroyer: I mean they do call it butt breathing
theamc2000: Who was Cain and Abel’s parents
CAKHost: For a brief moment, someone had balanced a triangle on their tusk.
BigShowWingo: Where is MOM?  The cake is a lie.
 GredGredmansson: @theamc2000 ...adam and eve?
 TehAmelie: trebucket chum, if you will
 JonnyGlitched: @BigShowWingo we played all the cards
 Mattmitchell45: @BigShowWingo MOM was never gonna give you cake
 Nydestroyer: I hope one day they fix the bug where if you click on a card in draft it just picks it rather than reserves it lol
 JonnyGlitched: This is the aftercare
BigShowWingo: Did we enjoy MOM?
DAC169: out of context!! 
 Earthenone: we had more than 10 rare/mythic bombs across the 2 decks
 Bugberry: All will be one felt a little too all in on the same themes for long term enjoyment.
 drcthulu: the bonus sheet in MoM adds alot of depth to the drafting experience
 SolarBlitz1: It can be good and not for you
 Sorator13: 
 DiamondMX: I don't think that's weird. Fast formats are often "good" in an abstract sense, but not fun for me.
 KeytarCat:  a nuanced opinion on the internet???
 Nydestroyer: its weird to see a board with no pets
 drcthulu: Tile ASMR
 bytecaster: It has been proven: Kenny actually is a fair magic card.
theamc2000: Kenny?
 drcthulu: The cursed puppet hasn't infected you yet
 JonnyGlitched: Best pet
 drcthulu: Playing the Jace puppet is a red flag
 MegaDosX: You should have seen this coming tbf
 Sorator13: !card Kenrith, the Returned
  LRRbot: Kenrith, the Returned King [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [5/5] | {R}: All creatures gain trample and haste until end of turn. / {1}{G}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / {2}{W}: Target player gains 5 life. / {3}{U}: Target player draws a card. / {4}{B}: Put target creature card from a graveyard onto the battlefield under its owner's control.
 BusTed: 
DAC169: Haughty Djinn 
 MegaDosX: 
petey_vonwho: Puppies is easy top 5 pets of all time
 Sorator13: @theamc2000 ^
 Bugberry: it was in the fine print of the vows
y3ntil: What is worse, Jace puppet or dragon whelp?
 Nydestroyer: not puppet lovers here
 couchboyj: Kathleen heavily identifies as a "Vraska", so I think that makes it more acceptable.
petey_vonwho: *puppet
 Nydestroyer: Best pet is the bear with the bug that made them sit in the middle of the battle field
 JonnyGlitched: I like how angry the Jace puppet get's if you touch the OP's one
 Wolfstrike_NL: Hey now, I like by dragon welp and gold hoard!
 MegaDosX: F
DAC169: @Nydestroyer I like the bear because it waves to you when you click it 
theamc2000: Was it five damage?
 MegaDosX: I like the goblin because he blows up all the time
 DiamondMX: Joke's on OP, we don't even *have* a game plan to disrupt.
 Perivale: 
 Nydestroyer: for real though I like the new fblhp
 drcthulu: new plan, I like big butts
 Nydestroyer: pet
 Grimnus: These butts are getting through one way or another
 MegaDosX: Suddenly 27 damage coming at them
 MegaDosX: All you need is a Tetsuko Umezawa to make them unblockable
 MegaDosX: You are still presenting lethal
petey_vonwho: You ever just get passed a Skithryx in pack 2 and abandon one of your colors for it?
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 elkae: oh god
 drcthulu: lol James
 Grimnus: and there he goes
 GapFiller: 
 Sharkfists: I miss james, it's sad how died from that
 TemporallyAwry: The Punt CounterPunt was absolutely amazing.
  RayFK: uh oh gloooooomies
 DiamondMX: Thanks for bringing us the part of TTSF we miss most. Unsafe work practices.
  Juliamon: yup, Gneiss Greg is back!
 GapFiller: uh oh Adam got Beejdropped
 Electrodyne: Hey I'm still here
 elkae: traded one weeb for another?
 GapFiller: FAM JAM HYPE
 TemporallyAwry: FAM JAM with MOM
EvilBadman: A MOM Fam Jam
 shamblingkrenshar: https://clips.twitch.tv/KawaiiCrazyBasenjiGivePLZ-wc3KHupWc01HJAfJ
 jessieimproved: 
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> The skins of guns and the bones of Sonic, it’s a new CheckPoint! | https://youtu.be/kHYKAgqLQbw || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1649201816599678976
  Juliamon: Not the tweet we expected, but the one we deserved
 Earthenone: ohh nice checkpoint is doing something for sonic's 30th aniversary
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 laundreydhull: Ah, yes; though Groundhogs Dazed @earthenone      
 TehAmelie: the glooms are gathering, and mow our watch begins
 laundreydhull: Oh, &    
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 saucemaster5000: good evening gloomies
 TehAmelie: noWo our watch begins
 saucemaster5000: gloomies snever say "die." But they often say "welp, guess I'll die"
 TehAmelie: shalom
 PMAvers: Long looooong gaaaaaame
 saucemaster5000: Stupid sexy tinkerer
 jessieimproved: just ruin yourself? yeah
 elkae: If someone could do it, it's Cam
 FITorion: it's drawn what 30th blood
 elkae: The table attacked Cam from the fifth dimension
ghyllnox: They need to let Cam do some damage to the underside of that table to get back at it
 Earthenone: !quote 8
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 elkae: Jeebus 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 saucemaster5000: who told cam about my bomb-er... pet project
 korvys: Upgraded to mass bullet journals
 DeM0nFiRe: lmao
 TehAmelie: 2038 Superman will turn 100 years old. i think that'll be a good time to be alive
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/CourteousAwkwardScallionKappaRoss-x0uqpCshTI1fW_Og
 Nigouki: Cameron spend that gold on Beej
 saucemaster5000: Seismic crystal
 CururuGuasu: Option C: Eat the crystal
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 TheWriterAleph: same
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 elkae: 
 saucemaster5000: "you didn't return the crystal to the bay. All classes die. Roll a new class. Thery also die."
 BusTed: Before the assblasters came on the scene.
 bytecaster: It does
 saucemaster5000: It does actually
 TheManaLeek: It does!
 couchboyj: There's an expansion
 CataclysmicReverb: How else would they be able to afford the achievments?
 Enki1256: There are a few expansions
 couchboyj: Also Jaws of the Lion
 bytecaster: You have to physically download it though
 saucemaster5000: the base game doesn't even fit in the stupid box!
 saucemaster5000: Oooh Gneiss greg can rob more of Jeff's stuff
 saucemaster5000: drum circle -- attack it
 TehAmelie: The \/itch? i have heard mixed things about that
 saucemaster5000: hoyl shit
 DEATHlikescats: That’s og mean
 saucemaster5000: Demon's Souls' King Allant just grabbed their ass
 SquareDotCube: Elon strikes again!
 couchboyj: There are no right choices for road events, only degrees of wrong.
 jessieimproved: 
 TheWriterAleph: nyehhhh
 laundreydhull: Huh.... It- no, no! No  I refuse! It doesn't resolve!!
 SquareDotCube: "oh shut up"
 saucemaster5000: Where's the twitter block button on this voice?
 TehAmelie: does this map look like a Space Invader or is it just me?
FlargBlarg: oh, man, THIS mission... I remember this one
 saucemaster5000: If you hit them in the right order they sing "Bad Romance"
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 KevinTheShark: 6 years!
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Commodore_Perry_GG: RAW
 saucemaster5000: night demons! "Night adventurers!" Zzzzz
 jessieimproved: night demons, night deeemons, we got the night demons!
 couchboyj: night demons are kinda nasty, but not rending drake nasty
 saucemaster5000: yeah compared to drakes and oozes this is far less annoying
 couchboyj: RAW vs RAI, the age old battle.  I feel like I'm on r/dndmemes
 TheWriterAleph: night demons, night demons... we know how to do it
 BusTed: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  speaking of Sonic, today's Checkpoint just went up!
 TheWriterAleph: @LoadingReadyRun is it sonic's 30th birthday???
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 gualdhar: Sweet.
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 Electrodyne: Ok Gloomer
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 SquareDotCube: Heather got verified!
 saucemaster5000: sorry, you need to spend money monthly for that checkmark now
 philippekav: this seems to be a hard mission
 couchboyj: This is the end of a story line, it's a "boss" mission, just doesn't use the boss deck
 Featherweight_: are they fighting rumba?
 saucemaster5000: Feelbad's life is set to Gary Jules' "Mad World"
 DEATHlikescats: When I eat beans I make wind happen
 saucemaster5000: what element happens when you eat taco bell?
 DEATHlikescats: The element of dissatisfaction
 DEATHlikescats: Unless you’re drunk
 DEATHlikescats: Then it’s divine intervention
 saucemaster5000: 
 saucemaster5000: there's a whole page on how modifiers work with advantage and disadvantage, but it's still very confusing
SaxPython: 
 BusTed: 
SaxPython: 
 saucemaster5000: surgeon's hands are supposed to be very still, not deadly AF!
 saucemaster5000: Paul, stop giving Isaac Childres ides!
Mashamino: how many checkmark jokes have there been today?
 TheThirdTail: In the world? Probably millions, but I have no way to verify that.
 saucemaster5000: nothing is verified anymore anyways
 saucemaster5000: oooh gonna be done and home in time for cookies
SaxPython: That was Gneiss
 saucemaster5000: oh yeah, the cragheart loves obstacles
   LoadingReadyRun:  I'm half expecting a "Now see My TRUE Form!" moment once they destroy the last vocal cord
 TheThirdTail: Well, it would have to be in sign language, though
 saucemaster5000: true form is a kitten
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 CataclysmicReverb: "You'd have more energy if you got more exercise"
SaxPython: @loadingreadyrun that was only the sopranos, next the altos
Mashamino: oh wow
 saucemaster5000: got scorpion'd
 Sky_Kast: 
SaxPython: 
 saucemaster5000: are they okay?
 Sky_Kast: RareParrot
Mashamino: they'll never be okay again
 Sky_Kast: as always
 DEATHlikescats: No treble
SaxPython: Lol
Fanklok: Adam took a day off?
Mashamino: yeah, there's like 3 enemies like that I always get confused
 saucemaster5000: I mean, fair
  Juliamon: Fanklok He's not feeling well today
 korvys: Release
 saucemaster5000: not the dirt tornado!
 DEATHlikescats: Incontinence comes for us all
 SquareDotCube: off-brand dust devil
   LoadingReadyRun:  Try the All New Dyson(tm) Dirt Tornado(tm)
 DEATHlikescats: Just the worst irritable bowel syndrome effects
 saucemaster5000: is.... is it the opposite of the vacuum? Like, the rug gets a bit dusty?
SaxPython:  
 DEATHlikescats: It blows the dust out
SaxPython: This is how you clean the air filter on the dirt tornado vacuum
 saucemaster5000: whole lotta crits and whiffs tonight
 DEATHlikescats: The demolition isn’t
 DEATHlikescats: Big swings @saucemaster5000
 saucemaster5000: oh no, I pulled a drink for tonight out of a variety pack, and it's name is "Taste the Mystery!"
 SquareDotCube: Peach or barf!
  Juliamon: *taps speaker*
SaxPython: 
 TheThirdTail: Oh, I guess I can stop watching now then
 saucemaster5000: spoilers
 saucemaster5000: Night Demon turns to the wind demon "Hey, they said they're gonna win, you wanna get out of here?"
SaxPython: 
 saucemaster5000: tinkerer sucks btw
goombalax: it IS 4/20
Mashamino: ^
 DEATHlikescats: The high is otherworldly
SaxPython: 
Mashamino: the night demons mostly go at night... mostly
SaxPython: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  Aliens watching this in the far future: "The Tinkerer in a low tier class btw"
 TheMerricat: 
 gualdhar: double damage for roleplay reasons?
 saucemaster5000: I can see why this fella doesn't work in a hospital anymore
Mashamino: it's a sign of experience
 DEATHlikescats: It’s seasoned
goombalax: its a lubricant
 DEATHlikescats: Like a cast iron pan
SaxPython: I got all my LRR memes messed up.  When thinking about the Tinkerer, I just hear Adam say "GAVIN!"
 saucemaster5000: they couldn't sue him for malpractice because they couldn't get close enough
 DEATHlikescats: Legitimately true
 DEATHlikescats: They flap
Mashamino: I don't want to imagine that, no thank you
 saucemaster5000: I have no chords and I must scream
 itira: super gross visual
SaxPython: 
 DEATHlikescats: They need to remain moist!
 itira: 
goombalax: Welp GG
 DEATHlikescats: He’s an earthworm
Mashamino: the earth came back... wrong...
SaxPython: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 saucemaster5000: he stole jeff board too?!?
SaxPython: Otaku Greg
 DEATHlikescats: Gneiss Jeff
   LoadingReadyRun: Greg jumps on skateboard. Skateboard snaps in half
Fanklok: This is OtakuJeff erasure
 josh___something: "I am laughing so hard right now"
 CataclysmicReverb: OtakuJeff will remember this
SaxPython: Free
Mashamino:  nice
 saucemaster5000: It's nice to get an easy one every once and a while
SaxPython: 
 MAPBoardgames: Or less than
SaxPython:  
Mashamino: I think it does? I don't remember
 MAPBoardgames: if you die, but the scenario is won, you can still get your checks.
 saucemaster5000: eh, I'm not digging out my copy
Mashamino: I don't
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 shendaras: You merely adopted the dark forest. I was born in it.
 CataclysmicReverb: Are we not all dark forests?
 DEATHlikescats: What is the Dark Forest about?
 gualdhar: I think Cori's talking about the theory that the universe is full of things that want to kill us
Fanklok: Please I'm a dimly lot forest
Fanklok: Lit
SaxPython: The Wall Facer Facer
 DEATHlikescats: Oooh this is so interesting!
Mashamino: neat
 TemporallyAwry: The first book was kinda rough to get through, is it really worth it to keep reading?
YTfriendofsquirrel: beej is based af
 saucemaster5000: define "enough"
 jessieimproved: yes, "enough"
 TheMandrew: at least 2
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silenceaux: Oh NO
 comrade_cards: Look to windward and surface detail are the best
 comrade_cards: Chairs in the culture have a rather different meaning...
 TemporallyAwry:  <- mini-boss
SaxPython: 
 saucemaster5000: imagine if alan turing got stuck trying to solve a pigpen cipher
 FuzBubbles: That’s like when I saw a streamer solve the Stardew Valley substitution message rather than just visiting the wizard to translate it.
mrverbal: what is going on?
SaxPython: @mrverbal they won already and are just vibing
mrverbal: fair!
 comrade_cards: Picard season 2 was really rough. Season 3 is fun at least
 DEATHlikescats: So long as it’s not the anime where your reincarnated as a dog
 shendaras: The poor Gorn in SNW, though.
 gualdhar: Picard is the "great actors with dogshit writing" problem
Fanklok: @deathlikescats what's wrong with Full Metal Alchemist?
SaxPython: 
 TheManaLeek: Oooh the puzzle
mrverbal: oh this is envelope X
mrverbal: <heads to the angry dome>
Mashamino: good luck with that
 saucemaster5000: oh yeah this is a big puzzle you can solve if you wish
 TheManaLeek: This is a big meta puzzle kinda thing
 ozzyozren: the funniest/best take I heard about Picard was Wiggins saying imagine at the end of season 3, Riker just turns off the holodeck and says to Troy "what do you think of my novel"? "needs work".
 MAPBoardgames: It's part of an ARG/meta puzzle
 DEATHlikescats: @fanklok that’s more amalgamated rather than reincarnated
 iris_of_ether: Yeah, our puzzle/gaming friends never got far with this one (though we didn't try too hard, I think)
 TheManaLeek: Physical rewards for solving this were part of Frosthaven's Kickstarter
 TemporallyAwry: Is this like the "do not open this - we warned you!"
 lamina5432: gnight
 TemporallyAwry: Did they ever figure out what the clue was >supposed to be< for that one Fez puzzle?
 saucemaster5000: oh the one they brute forced? I don't think so
 Mai_Andra: loading roading roads
ghyllnox: I thought most of you were already cis 
 Mai_Andra: the classic improv response "Death, and..."
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SaxPython: 
SaxPython: lol
 SnackPak_: 
 iris_of_ether: 
SaxPython: Lines 2: Electric Boogaloo
 aiamethyst: don't worry, we'll draw so many lines
 NotCainNorAbel: get the old feed paper for printers...a really long line
theinvisiblevoice: let's all do lines of horse! wait...
  Juliamon: never cut your horse lines with Angel
 saucemaster5000: how is there no horses if they are gonna ride a white one?
theinvisiblevoice: mods here with the good advice
  Juliamon: Minecraft Videogame Universe
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/FuriousKnottyOxAllenHuhu-KrI2PADKSVPyuJEg
  Juliamon: Still can't believe Steve's book club rec was *about him*
 TheMandrew: a meat suit
 iris_of_ether: 
 corefluxx: 100
  Juliamon: It literally compared him to General George Washington
 DEATHlikescats: Woooow
mrverbal: Captain America in that game is such a meat wedge
KWardJenx: nice
 NotCainNorAbel: 
SaxPython: 
 DEATHlikescats: Twas nice!
KWardJenx: Thank you
 DEATHlikescats: Be free!
 DEATHlikescats: Y’all did a great job
 TehAmelie: they said the thing! roll the credits
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Phailhammer: cya 
 TehAmelie: long. . .game
 DeM0nFiRe: Cursed thought: I sometimes accidentally mistype lrrHeart as lrrJeart. What if there was a denim heart emote
  Juliamon: Don't let the Discord mods see that
 TehAmelie: https://i.imgur.com/i31j8j8m.jpg you know what to do :3
 DeM0nFiRe: lol
 DeM0nFiRe: @TehAmelie 
   LoadingReadyRun:  considering that almost every streamer has some kind of heart emote, I bet at least one is denim
 DeM0nFiRe: Well they better have called it Jeart if so
  Juliamon: weirdly, I'm a discord with a dedicated jort channel, and it *doesn't* have a jeart
 TehAmelie: dangit, gotta remember those image links are wrong. they put an "m" at the end of the file name that you have to remove to get the full size picture
 DeM0nFiRe: @Juliamon Pretty sure that is a brand new sentence lol
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