LoadingReadyRun MOM FamJam

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  TXC2: Here we GO!
 Grimnus: Its time
 GreatWahooney: I had a heck of a prerelease deck for this set. two wraths and a couple of huge beaters did really well for me
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 TheOrigamiGamer: MOM
 Darleysam: MOM get the camera!
 GredGredmansson:   
RevolverRossalot: Why does your MOm let you have 3 on your team?!
hammith: Sup folks
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Flyingdelorion: @midnightcurryjazz Hello Victoria, greetings from The Netherlands!
 ErinusTV: Mom said it's my turn on the realmbreaker
 SenshiSun: Mom!!!
 SocraticMethod: MOM, sorry, MOM, sorry, MOM, sorry,
  TXC2: the famble Jamble
 ryu9969: Not sure why i got ads at the beginning of the stream while i am subscribed hopefully it doesnt interrupt the  stream
 cptcobalt: wow 100 months holy cow
 CastleOtranto: The One Year!
 GredGredmansson: MA, there's a weird cat over there!  *points at Etched Familiar*
Evil_John_Cena: Hi Kathleen, HI Graham, Hi Nelson
 SenshiSun: @ryu9969 sounds like a bug
 GreatWahooney: are we doing the achievement thingies or no?
  TXC2: cptcobalt  congrats on the one year
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fungal_bird: Fambily Jambily!
 Didero: Paul's "Hello! :)" keeps being a delight
 Didero: Good evening!
Flyingdelorion: oops @midnightcurryjazz was not specifically for you stupid mobile app...
RevolverRossalot: FomJom for MOM
TriforceDrummer: Flip Invasion of Alara
  TXC2: hello Didero  welcome
 NewtyNewts: Gotta have some achieves for the partner characters
 GredGredmansson: yeah we didn't really have them for ONE
 Didero: Achievement: Share your bagel
fungal_bird: Win with poison counters?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: win a game with multiverse
 MurphEP: Both players shuffling at the same time...wait
 TheOrigamiGamer: @cptcobalt over 8 years!
 midnightcurryjazz: @Flyingdelorion But can it be? : (
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Evil_John_Cena: @LoadingReadyRun Proliferate with no poison
 zeathean: Flipping a card the same turn you play it?
 SenshiSun: this is my first time watching a magic thing live and i am very hyped
ALEISmALPTO: me when cathleen starts counting:  （；^ω^）
Bionull: Aren't we supposed to report those to the police?
 Loonatic93: Getting a kill from Ayara, the Widow of the Realm's Activated ability, perhaps?
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 Verrain2: Flipping three battles in one game.
 iconicshadow89: Ben saved all the achievements of EDSC
  RayFK: Hola mi familia Jamilia
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 GredGredmansson: Running Any companion as the companion
  TXC2: Hello RayFK
dolphgrim: CARRRRD KINGDOM! CARD KINGDOM!
 SenshiSun: for all our cardboard needs
superdude097: Pivot to 5-Colors after picking Battle of Alara pack 3
 Travilogue: Completeating one of the sagas on the preators would certainly be worth a cheevo point
 GredGredmansson: oh MOM Sheoldred
fungal_bird: MOM and dads team!
 laikagoat: tymy
 GredGredmansson: Timmy
 SenshiSun: theres no way to get two buttons with one order, right?
 MurphEP: What in the world
 NewtyNewts: Nice black.
TriforceDrummer: Wow
  RayFK: That's the biggest mood Graham
 GredGredmansson: Jin AND Sheoldred
 Grimnus: Rona is pretty crazy
fungal_bird: Rona is sweet
 GreatWahooney: 5/6 legendary creatures, huh?
RevolverRossalot: That's 2 distinct and powerful decks represented there 
 laundreydhull: Wow, this sealed is so stacked, Bruh....
 Grimnus: 1/3 looter that turns into an obliterator
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 GredGredmansson: oh taht wasn't the sealed pool
  TXC2: thaila and gitrog ALREADY have over 1200 decks on EDHREC 
 GredGredmansson: I saw that Omnath
 Mischievous_Catgeist: i have liked sealed in this format better then draft for some reason
fungal_bird: Keruga, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
 Grimnus: Keruga is just plenty main deckable
 laikagoat: my current draft has a lutri in the companion and obosh in the deck
 jarnatan: Keruga? That aint a companion, that's Saabine's horn!
 GredGredmansson: I saw someone play Keruga to flip Jin
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 Loonatic93: The Asian Avenger ran the Izzet Otter (Lutri?) as a companion in a draft last night.
 Loonatic93: It was fun.
 RunicScribe: Jegantha is also pretty reasonable as a companion
 SenshiSun: thanks moon
  RayFK: Yeah but Crim makes bad decisions 
dolphgrim: Just got WRECKED in my first draft: I played: Yargle and Multani/Opp Played: Ghalta and Mavren=big sad 😢
 GredGredmansson: Tribute is SCARY
 Gekyouryuu: If we wanna talk achievements, I'd love to see someone do what I did in prerelease: have Obosh in play and swing with Grimgrin who will then be 10 power after killing their only blocker, and one shot them
 SocraticMethod: NDI is really useful tool up until it decides it's time to break
 GredGredmansson: what's the black for?  Just Seraph of New Capenna?
 Grimnus: GGG is relatively uncastable if you intend to go 3 colour
nymistrya: Tribute is hard to run if you want to splash for a third color
 GredGredmansson: @nymistrya I played someone who played Tribute in an Omnath deck
 Loonatic93: "Yeah, I'm totally running Izzet Convoke in my Ravinca draft!"
 laikagoat: gnottvold is a house
YawgmothsBargainStore: wary thespian is fine too
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think splash the Invasion, and maybe keep the stasis field, but cut the blue creatures.
   LoadingReadyRun:  "Bola Slinger" not to be confused with "Bolas Linger"
nymistrya: Well yeah, the opponent always gets the right shuffler so they can get away with that /s
nymistrya: Rigged*
 GredGredmansson: what's the Scoured Barrens for?
  RayFK: @LoadingReadyRun Paul I would appreciate if you didn't steal my jokes before I tweet them
 Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun Is that just Bolas singing "Linger" by the Cranberries at Karaoke Night?
 NewtyNewts: 0/0 to 2/2
 NewtyNewts: Oh Wheeler...
 laikagoat: at the ppr even
 MurphEP: @LoadingReadyRun Is this how they tease the return of Bolas? 
  RayFK: GRAHAM
RevolverRossalot: Thatnks for having it, it's great to Freewheeler.
wtrob: 
 MurphEP: 
 Bugberry: wheelers and marshals, and don't forget heralds
 midnightcurryjazz: sunfall is messed up
TriforceDrummer: Sunfall is crazy
 midnightcurryjazz: its S+++++
 SocraticMethod: "But officer, the Freewheeler solo was playing!"
 Loonatic93: Where do I go to pick up my "Free Wheeler?"
Evil_John_Cena: #Toxic #FreeWheeler
  TXC2: oh I Know WotC has a harsh vendetta against me 
TriforceDrummer: 5 times at least
 MurphEP: As many as it takes
 Loonatic93: Is there a "Grand-Father Sengir?"  
 GredGredmansson: oooh Deadly Derision
Evil_John_Cena: what was that horrible shrieking noise?
 GredGredmansson: looking good
 NewtyNewts: @Evil_John_Cena Sorry.
 NewtyNewts: Didn't realize I wasn't muted.
 GredGredmansson: well it helps Keruga in a punch
 GredGredmansson: pinch*
superdude097: Didn't remove the island
 GredGredmansson: 2 extra rares
 NewtyNewts: Borbnthp
 GredGredmansson: Ayara and Baralzev
 Robot_Bones: yeah teysa is great with the eggs
mythosthirteen: Teysa is fun
 Loonatic93: Teysa is certainly a legend in my Verse.
  TXC2: Graham 1000% pronounced that Pylon 
 GredGredmansson: sounds like at least base Izzet
 NewtyNewts: Maybe blue/red?
 NewtyNewts: They draw and then shuffle away
Evil_John_Cena: @NewtyNewts i don't know who you are, but based on that noise i can tell you're a good person
 GredGredmansson: yeah, the bad live theater experience is realizing your other actors are now Phyrexians
 GredGredmansson: bye Keruga
 NewtyNewts: @NewtyNewts Why thank you! It's definitely no Serge or Beej noises, that's for sure!
 GredGredmansson: my LGS did basically the same thing
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
Evil_John_Cena: i wish i had an lgs
disciple007: Have we ran out of MOM jokes yet?
 NewtyNewts: Thank you Siri
TetraRay: lol
 Decaped: Dear Gavin, please loop Paul into your Arena UI Slack channel.
 MurphEP: 
Nukified: lol Siri you troll
jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHA thank you siri
Shadowsoflife: Hey @jacqui_lantern234 
  TXC2: also pro tip about battles, turns out if you have Voriklex (the counters doubling one) it doubles the counters on YOUR battles, and halves the opp's battles 
 GredGredmansson: "i'm sorry kathleen, I cannot self-terminate"
Evil_John_Cena: yeah siri is terrible
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  TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234  welcome
 Loonatic93: Hidden Valley Absolute Ranch!  The most Ranch of any dressing ever!
noSmokeFire: "ordering unlimited ranch"
nymistrya: My first three drafts were 0-3, then yesterday something clicked and I just went on an absolute tear
 Mai_Andra: "Siri will remember this."
 SocraticMethod: Siri: "That sounds like a you problem. Would you like for me to send a message to your mom?"
 NewtyNewts: Siri, please fall off a sea cliff
 Gaz_L: Clippy, tho, i hear they've hit mythic the last 5 sets
Dmc3628: i got to do golgari lurrus at the prerelease sealed and that went quite disgustingly
 Sibwow: 24 hour draftathon called lrrMOMs
Dmc3628: zombie hippos
 NewtyNewts: Myyyyy Keruga
jacqui_lantern234: @Sibwow HOLY SHIT
Evil_John_Cena: how many moms are in LRR?
  TXC2: Evil_John_Cena  just the one right now
   LoadingReadyRun:  Hot Take: MS should bring back Clippy, but powered by ChatGPT
disciple007: casual 13
Dmc3628: that sounds terrifying
  TXC2: LoadingReadyRun  settle down there Satan
 SocraticMethod: @LoadingReadyRun That _is_ a hot take.
Evil_John_Cena: @LoadingReadyRun Would that make it more or less helpful compared to how Clippy used to be?
Nukified: you missed drawing plains very well
 GredGredmansson: ayara is fun
 Gaz_L: i usually think Teysa doubling death triggers is more important
 laikagoat: the lad
 WiJohn: Yargle!
 LurkerSpine: rat is good
 GredGredmansson: I like the 1 drop dog
disciple007: is this sealed or was there a draft?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: yargle is always playable
TriforceDrummer: The one white pip guy flips into a phyrexian
  TXC2: of that's not a fog Graham, that's a get out of jail free card
 Serioavion: rat is a good play
TriforceDrummer: Realmbreaker is nice ramp/mill
 midnightcurryjazz: 
 laikagoat: green black uncommon
 GredGredmansson: dog rat and yargle then
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Play Yargle 
 GredGredmansson: realmbreaker is a weird millstone
 StreetRach: I got milled out by that dumb tree at my prerelease.
 Sibwow: It breaks realms
 SocraticMethod: @LoadingReadyRun More because it has access to greater pool of knowledge. Incredibly less because it's a hallucinating answers so you don't know whether the answers it gives you are true and it will keep gaslighting you if you know it's wrong.
superdude097: Not guaranteed ramp
 laikagoat: voidkeeper splash?
   LoadingReadyRun:  Github Co-Pilot is already basically better Clippy
Chartle: in my sealed practice i had a pool with realmbreaker, oldest sheoldred and new vorinclex
Chartle: it was nuts
Chartle: it also had atraxa
 Loonatic93: I loved playing Ayara along side Shiven Branch Burner.  Convoke the Dragon, hit opponent for 4, then activate Ayara's ability to drain OPP for 7 more.
Evil_John_Cena: @Chartle settle down their satan
 LurkerSpine: Urn is removal
 midnightcurryjazz: fog frog
 GredGredmansson: go for it
 NewtyNewts: Hold up, stop the game. What is that. No, seriously, stop! What is that weird fog!?
 SocraticMethod: wierd fog dot dec
 Sibwow: The ol frog and fog
 midnightcurryjazz: they are fogging up my frogs
 WiJohn: I think discard rat is better than weird fog
MrMobius: If you're struggling for playables, is B/W the right build?
 GredGredmansson: I ran it once in an Orzhov deck splashing Green for Thalia/Gitrog, with zero other fixing
baskwalla: Ah my hand!
 Travilogue: See if it Urns a place in the deck
 Gaz_L: what's a godfire urn?
jacqui_lantern234: ARGH MY HAND
 LurkerSpine: I mean, you're usually reaching for playables in sealed, @MrMobius
 niccus: don't you put it in your mouth
  TXC2: Gaz_L  $7.25, same as the rest of us 
 Gaz_L: *rimshot*
 GredGredmansson: oh no unblockable Fynn
Evil_John_Cena: I believe in you Kathleen, your magic skills are buoyed by your indie music knowledge.
 GredGredmansson: i mean if theyre in the same colors
  TXC2: I believe not attacking Battles is correct more often then not
 GredGredmansson: attacking battles is better early game
 laikagoat: gg
 MurphEP: 
 laikagoat:  
TetraRay: nice!
  TXC2: lets go!
MorganteMaggiore: goooooooal
Evil_John_Cena: No I am evil
 Loonatic93: "Unblockable" Fynn sounds like the name of some sort of Irish Basketball Phenom.
Evil_John_Cena: Just also helpful
disciple007: lol YangGang
degenowwers: let's goooo
 Sibwow: Kathleen is also evil so it matches
 jackulhaups: if theyre the real cena we wouldnt see their messages!!
noSmokeFire: @jackulhaups dang, what'd real john cena do to get shadowbanned?
  TXC2: what if they are Andrew Yang? 
 GredGredmansson: oh that's a neat one in Boros
Nukified: Gobakhan is so good in my experience
 NewtyNewts: We can't see the evil, so we just see the heartwarming
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 izzetraichu: Kathleen, thanks for the inspiration. I'm building Slimefoot/Squee for my partner. Almost forgot Hermit Druid.
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degenowwers: What was Graham's Wrestlemania thoughts?
 GredGredmansson: it works the turn you flip it too
Znazl: Head empty
 NewtyNewts: No wrestle Head Empty
 Gaz_L: *cymbal monkey clangs*
 TheKingWiggins: I’m sure it been asked a lot, but is there a definitive list of LRR peeps going to MagicCon Minneapolis?
jacqui_lantern234: @Gaz_L thats just adam savidan 
 GredGredmansson: 60
 Simonark: What are Graham’s Pyromania and Tasmania thoughts? For thoroughness
Nukified: it's either not good or terrifying
Evil_John_Cena: unban lutri
Chartle: they they wanted to print the new companion rules ig
 GredGredmansson: all of the Ikoria ones are the companions
 MurphEP: All up in their lands
 midnightcurryjazz:  
 GredGredmansson: arixmethes famously not human
 NewtyNewts: !card arixmeth
  LRRbot: Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Kraken [12/12] | Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle enters the battlefield tapped with five slumber counters on it. / As long as Arixmethes has a slumber counter on it, it's a land. / Whenever you cast a spell, you may remove a slumber counter from Arixmethes. / {T}: Add {G}{U}.
 lamina5432: Don’t let that flip zilortha is busto
 jarnatan: Smells like arixmethes up in here
 land_manatee: any special rules this famjam?
  TXC2: land_manatee  not really no
jacqui_lantern234: arixmeTHES REMINDERS THAT YOURE LOVED AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! 
 GredGredmansson: nah we're making them up as we go
 SocraticMethod: Umm, actually, Arixmethes is what they called Arixmetle in original gree 
Chartle: destroy it
 NewtyNewts: Only if they can't abwatch
 midnightcurryjazz: 
Evil_John_Cena: Try throwing a bigger rock at it
  TXC2: what a callback
 SocraticMethod: !drood
 Robot_Bones: Beat it with a stick, in its sleep
 jarnatan: Holy hell legendary callback
 GredGredmansson: hang on, Cup isn't in this meta, is it?
bankscn: hey everyone i hope your doing great im happy that im able to catch a stream i started watching your guys friday nights on youtube and that taught me how to play and got me in to it thank you guys for all that you do and keep up the great wrok
Chartle: yeah the ozolith is nuts, especially fun with the kami
 jarnatan: And Nelly with the memory of adamantium
superdude097: I hear, generally, if you reduced your opponent's life to 0, that will deal with the Oozalith 
 GreatWahooney: what was that sorcery that said each player loses the game?
  TXC2: hello bankscn  welcome
 NewtyNewts: @GreatWahooney Companion Cage
 NewtyNewts: !card companion cage
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 GreatWahooney: @GreatWahooney yes, that thing!
 jarnatan: That was a different roborosewater time tho
 NewtyNewts: Dang, not in the cardreader
bankscn: @TXC2 thank you
 SocraticMethod: !findquote drood
  LRRbot: Quote #6238: "Drood the Ozference" —Cameron [2019-07-26]
 GredGredmansson: This meta could really use Remover of Obstacles
   LoadingReadyRun: @bankscn welcome! thanks for coming by!
  Juliamon: NewtyNewts Since they're not real cards they won't come up unless Paul puts the set in there
 laikagoat: ???
  TXC2: this is like my HBrawl deck 
 midnightcurryjazz: 
bankscn: @LoadingReadyRun my pleasure
 Barb4rian: Oopsie doopsie
 GredGredmansson: Cast this?  Nah, no thanks.
 jarnatan: Drood the Ozference is legendary, but I will never forget Graham's "I beg your pardon?!" to Ben casting a Ranseed Hoer
Nukified: sometimes you click the glowing button just for fun
Evil_John_Cena: oh what the hell are you fighting G?
 NewtyNewts: @Juliamon I know 
 niccus: you don't want draws in elections
 Simonark: His ideas are terrible, and the voters spotted it
noSmokeFire: tbf the first step of casting a spell is for it to get out of hand
Evil_John_Cena: how could you with the rest of the mess there?
  TXC2: !addquote (Nelson) [now] How could not win the election with these draws?!
  LRRbot: New quote #8519: "How could not win the election with these draws?!" —Nelson [2023-04-21]
 bo_brinkman: "Owie" has been called
 GredGredmansson: yes
MorganteMaggiore: a presidential campaign based on a child card game? what is this? yu gi oh?
 midnightcurryjazz: the rock indeed
 GredGredmansson: can we flip Sheoldred?
Evil_John_Cena: @MorganteMaggiore No this is Magic
  TXC2: Sheoldred, the Joe Biden of the mutiverse 
Bruceski: Come on lightning bolt
 GredGredmansson: oh we CAN
Chartle: hahahaha you can put +1/+1 counters on the ozolith with itself
Bruceski: old school lethal
 NewtyNewts: Good boy Daxos
Znazl: Clap
 GredGredmansson: aw missed flipping Sheoldred
 Robot_Bones: Proud of you Nelly
 Barb4rian:   Nelly!
 MurphEP: Now you understand the 2020 political climate, Nelly
 GredGredmansson: he COULD have
Evil_John_Cena: Don't hurt me like that Nelson  
 WiJohn: Eggsarch coming in hot
MorganteMaggiore: i say mulligan
  TXC2: never keep 2 landers on arena
 GredGredmansson: I've been burned too much by this
MorganteMaggiore: wait, is james in the building?
 GredGredmansson: I'd mull
Evil_John_Cena: The Bernie lines still sting!
 jarnatan: I see politics has made its way out of commander and into 1v1! Exciting meta development!
ErrorCode404: you're basically already mulliganing due to the invasion
Znazl: poppin off
 GredGredmansson: I had an opponent use Tribute AND the Counters Kami to make a 5/7 Baral Zev
 Mischievous_Catgeist: poppin it
 Sibwow: Is famjam a new dandân variant?
  TXC2: MC Poppinvon
noSmokeFire: judge?! my opponent is popping off?!
 TotallyNotaBeholder: That is not the wolrd tree, it's just a tribute
 GredGredmansson: hey its mudcreep
   LoadingReadyRun:  Dandân would be an awesome Arena special event
Professor_Rakor: they could incubate awaken twice to beef vortex
  TXC2: Diversify your threats
 WiJohn: All smash!
baskwalla: That and full send really
TriforceDrummer: They can awaken 3 times I think, 2 from Mana and one from the creature tapping to transform one
 SocraticMethod: Pour one out for the poor Arena coders that would have to make shared library and all the funky interactions. Then mop it up because energy drinks are sticky.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Professor_Rakor "Beef Vortex" conjures up some interesting images
 Loonatic93: @Professor_Rakor A new Brazilian Stake House?
 Loonatic93: Err...  Steakhouse.
  TXC2: beef vortex = chunk punchman
 GredGredmansson: you are already head
TriforceDrummer: Well now they're just dead
 SocraticMethod: @Professor_Rakor Beef vortex is just your average wrestlemania storyline
 laikagoat: 
Znazl: 
 Barb4rian:  
 NewtyNewts: Good scrum op
imdanielholt: Kathleen, you're supposed to start at 20 life, not 40.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: the collective butt
  TXC2: the platonic butt
Znazl: Gettin javelin'd
 MurphEP: We've stopped shaking hand. Now butt-touching is the new greeting.
Shadowsoflife: Yes
 NewtyNewts: Thank you for that thought Nelly
Znazl: Flickers are now butt slappers
jacqui_lantern234: NELSON YES
 jarnatan: What's the difference between famjam and fammarmalade?
 Goorguy: Unsubscribe butt facts.
 WiJohn: Ogre smash indeed
 GredGredmansson: that's one big trebucket
  TXC2: jarnatan  Famjam has larger chunks
MorganteMaggiore: equip the fan to the phyrexian?
 StreetRach: Fan on 3/3?
 ryu9969: Brian Kibler aggressive butt slapper of his magic cards
 SocraticMethod: @jarnatan fammarmalade needs to have citrus.
   LoadingReadyRun:  Come on down to Dave's Brazilian Stake House and Steak House. Eat some well cooked beef chunks and kill Vampires?
 Loonatic93: 
MorganteMaggiore: you know what they call this? "value"
 GredGredmansson: the new Marchesa has a Phyrexian Arena effect that can kill you if you are at 1 life
 jarnatan: I don't like the uncooked meatball spider with teeth
Evil_John_Cena: @LoadingReadyRun Are Brazilian Stakes made using trees from the Amazon rainforest?
 Travilogue: Put it right into the bin to bring it back for the ETB?
 GredGredmansson: 6 to the battle and 3 to face
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 nweasel: One tenth of a year. Slowly but surely!
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 SocraticMethod: @LoadingReadyRun No, they are just planed to remove all branches
RevolverRossalot: Just promise never to use the +2/+2 trigger on your flyer 
 jarnatan: Poor Barb
 Barb4rian: Kathleen is bullying her opponents lol
TriforceDrummer: Graham just died without even realizing 
MorganteMaggiore: searing barb??? in this economy?
 GredGredmansson: or on daxos
Evil_John_Cena: It's not bullying, that's rude. It's more like a cat batting around a mouse
 land_manatee: Holding up the team's butts?
 jarnatan: Why does it have so many teeth
Nukified: sounds right to me
 Gaz_L: oh, really enjoyed G and Kathleen on Game Knights this week!
  TXC2: bent over a rock and a hard place sure conjures some images 
Dmc3628: Kathleen proved that hermit druid in the right hands messes you up
 GredGredmansson: 
 GredGredmansson: Bear Force Two looked sick
  TXC2: !youtube
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Science_and_Magic: DAN DAN
 GredGredmansson: P/CP
 niccus: easily the most xbox content in lrr for a while
 Sibwow: Kathleen which do you like more slimefoot or squee?
Chartle: the crack a pack is back attack?
 NewtyNewts: Dandan was fun to watch!
nymistrya: Serge and his brother were in EDSC, it was a great time
 GreatWahooney: oh yeah, Dandan was funfun
MorganteMaggiore: slimefoot and squee seems really fun, even without the absurd value of the hermit
 sephsays: Ooooh, I'd missed the EDSC! Now have that to watch later 
 cptcobalt: the canadian highlander championships were *so good*, the commentary style was incredible
 lirazel64: 100 100 100
 TheWooglie: so you're saying we should stop watching this stream?
  TXC2: Urno godfire!
RevolverRossalot: I'm only as far as the 2nd semi, but the CanLander 2022 coverage is stellar
hd_dabnado: are those goats from the kithkin planeswalker?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: but im on a laptop
 midnightcurryjazz: Got confused, watching Bravenewfaves somehow
 Camthelion: Paul, wait I have 4, should I h ave a different LRR thing per monitor? 
 Spacecarl: Yeah I watched both commander videos yesterday. very good
jacqui_lantern234: ok, chat, hear me out on this. "Elder Dragon Social Club" to the music of "Alexander Hamilton" 
wtrob: The new PCP is so good
Evil_John_Cena: What is tonight's paper fight? anybody know?
   LoadingReadyRun: @Camthelion yes
Science_and_Magic: And an extra MOM collector's booster vid with Adam and Wheeler!
 land_manatee: Tremendous Punt/Counterpunt and EDSC. Just an all-around great week of Magic content.
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 Yes and?
 wastetalent: Punt-counterpunt is the new friday nights
 bo_brinkman: I'm starting to fall behind. 
jacqui_lantern234: @Shadowsoflife now im giggling at it
LidofLoathing: my parents have started watching Crapshots, it's cute
 Gaz_L: the punchline to that one is great
  QuixoticScrivener: destroy their invasion when they attack it?
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 Nice
Professor_Rakor: I assume so on a black card.
 GredGredmansson: technically its the other Black Thanes that AREN'T Sheoldred, but yes
 randomblathering: Best voice acting in Punt/Counterpunt is Yargle.  Hands down.
superdude097: I imagine so, since it's black
Professor_Rakor: Alabaster host is elesh.
 GredGredmansson: the ones still loyal to Norn
 MurphEP: Sheoldred, no. Sheoldred, yes.
Science_and_Magic: Jin
 GredGredmansson: also the Furnace Host (the red one) doesn't have a leader, because Urabrask said no
 sephsays: spicy host
Evil_John_Cena: @MurphEP Sheoldred, maybe.
 GredGredmansson: so they just kinda do their own thing
  TXC2: brass for Urbask ?
 Loonatic93: So Graham, has Surrak gone from Punching Bears to now Hugging Bears?
 MurphEP: @Evil_John_Cena now that's a compelling argument
 Bugberry: Green also doesn't want others to control it, just the natural order.
hd_dabnado: take a sip, coward
 Manae: Brandishing an urn menacingly
  TXC2: "watch out! he's got an urn!"
 Gaz_L: Surrak realise that bear punch good so if can't beat bear, joing bear
 Robot_Bones: oh right candy, candy is delicous
 GredGredmansson: seeing surrak and goreclaw makes me wish we got other monocolor teamups
Evil_John_Cena: I loved All Will Be One so much
anbuagent12 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
 anbuagent12: Woke up wondering what they were gonna do for FNPF, and was pleasantly surprised. My fault for not being on the social media
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 GredGredmansson: hi chandra
 NewtyNewts: Uh oh?
 GredGredmansson: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Fun Chandra, rip 
 GredGredmansson: or the battle directly
  TXC2: heck AND dang
 niccus: that's not good for your health
Evil_John_Cena: damn and blast
 lirazel64: Welp
Nukified: fire has been brought, nicely done opponent
Professor_Rakor: We can Urn chandra
 GredGredmansson: we can't
 GredGredmansson: creature or enchantment
 NewtyNewts: Oofa doofa
  TXC2: opp had the great idea of pulling a planeswalker
  QuixoticScrivener: It's not a universal solvent
 Loonatic93: Chandra may be rude...  But she's kinda working out some issues.
RevolverRossalot: Chandra can be enchanting
Banrael subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
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 NewtyNewts: Beacon of despair
 GredGredmansson: Klaxon of Despair
Evil_John_Cena: beacon of pandora?
 TheKingWiggins: Beacon on Mope?
 NewtyNewts: Yuuuuuuck
 Gaz_L: despair's shadow?
 MurphEP: Are we the Phyrexians?
 TheMandrew: Chandra's here and she's pissed!
 MurphEP: That has to be an achievement if each game has a Chandra
 Spacecarl: welp
 GredGredmansson: meanwhile Etali
LidofLoathing: and that
 Wolfstrike_NL: 
 FadedOverseer:     
 Mischievous_Catgeist: nah just etali
 laikagoat: hello highlight reel
RevolverRossalot: On. Cue.
 MurphEP: 
  TXC2: Chandra's running around shouting "where's my wife!"
  RayFK: Get got my guy
Evil_John_Cena: RIP G
 midnightcurryjazz:    
 FadedOverseer: 
  RayFK: I think you're dead
  TXC2: oh my
Cunobelenos: Well….
Shadowsoflife: When isn't Chandra pissed?
 Bogan026: that happened to adam too!
Evil_John_Cena: Etali killed him
 Gaz_L: i think we're just dead here
  TXC2: !clips
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 NewtyNewts: Yuckgle
 Robot_Bones: you're allowed to rope them G. I'll look away
SplashDazzler54: Yargle 
 Spacecarl: Yargle decided to join the winning side
Evil_John_Cena: Don't Bargle the Yargle
 Gaz_L: *Duel Of The Fates intensifies*
urkleturtle: betrawgle
 jarnatan: Who would win in a fight? Yargle, Argle of Bargle, or Rankle, Mankle of Prankle?
Chartle: chandra -1
 GredGredmansson: they can -1 Chandra for the last damage
 GredGredmansson: if they see the line
jacqui_lantern234: the yargles on the other bargle now, stark!!!
 MurphEP: It's eye opening
 Decaped: I am listening to Yargle presently.
 GredGredmansson: they missed lethal
 GredGredmansson: they found lethal
 Wolfstrike_NL: they needed that actually
EvilBadman: Magic Christmas Land for OP
elfowlgirl: ah, yugioh-style magic
Decaped: Sounds like a thing Battles do.
 Spacecarl: battles mean your health get cushions sometimes
Bugberry: There's lots of removal that can turn things around. Also lots of rare board wipes.
  TXC2: that's basically how most HBrawl games go Paul 
Evil_John_Cena: We got to see Magic Christmas Land, too bad it wasn't any of the people on stream
169 raiders from JimDavisMTG have joined!
Simriel: What is the Fam for our Jam today
 MikeProvencher:       
  TXC2: hello Raiders
roguedoug: Op was at 8 poison and 1 life and I lost at 20 life
LordDraekan: 
LordDraekan: 
JimDavisMTG:            
superdude097: Hello raiders!
rhysticbuddy: Howdy
rsMcNally130:     
Evil_John_Cena: The Jim Davis?
Evil_John_Cena: Who's the Jim Davis?
 couchboyj:      
Cunobelenos: Hi raiders! 
 GredGredmansson: I knows it
 MikeProvencher: We don't love Marching, but we *do* love Machining!
BoomerAang_Squad: I've won multiple games from 20 life with Zada Hedron Grinder + Storm the Seedcore
 GredGredmansson: RIP to that singular Phyrexian they sent to Shandalar
hd_dabnado: we need a new one of those
JimDavisMTG: doin some drafts also 
 MikeProvencher: We were just doing some Bronze to Mythic episodes.
 Bugberry: Shandalar is also where the Chain Veil is from.
 jarnatan: I don't think it's the Garfield guy
SplashDazzler54: why is etali a rare
kaijuknight428: i drafted a deck with 2 invasion of shandalar
Evil_John_Cena: Kathleen did also get Jim'd
 GreatWahooney: the Shandalar video game was so great
Nukified: big busted red card hour
JimDavisMTG: big dino 
 GredGredmansson: SICK
JimDavisMTG: 
 laikagoat: grasp tho
 GredGredmansson: unless they target grasp instead
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Isn 't the bolas slinger also lethal?
 GredGredmansson: they missed it
 jarnatan: Aren't most seals currently alive technically seals of existence?
 GredGredmansson: they should have used it on Grasp
Dyllbert subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 75 months!
 Dyllbert: Hey MoM
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 TotallyNotaBeholder: Yeah, I didn't see that at the time, whoops
JimDavisMTG: how about a Forest in these trying times
 laikagoat: dead
RevolverRossalot: Badland confirmed
 laikagoat: flip etali
 GredGredmansson: wait
 Gaz_L: forest, one of the five most powerful cards in MTG 
 GredGredmansson: they can transform it
Evil_John_Cena: and snozberries taste like snozberries
 laikagoat: ???
 GredGredmansson: opponent missing ALL of the lines
 NewtyNewts: Opponent?
 Bugberry: they don't know what's in your hand.
 laikagoat: gg
  TXC2: opp assumes we have removal
rhysticbuddy: Wow
 NewtyNewts: Steal!
 Decaped: white two cards in hand, maybe playing around something?
 jarnatan: Amazing
 laikagoat: gotta make them have it
BoomerAang_Squad: Clap
 Mischievous_Catgeist: noot noot
 GredGredmansson: its 9 + 2 life
RevolverRossalot: They might have feared Ephara's Dismissal, or similar?
Cunobelenos:   
 MikeProvencher: Forget it Kathleen, it's Beamdown.
 midnightcurryjazz: 
 jarnatan: First time I have ever seen holding up lands actually work
Chartle: that is why you always make your opponent have it
 GreatWahooney: heeeck
  TXC2: !clips
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 SocraticMethod: "Surviving Atali" feels like an achievement
 GredGredmansson: converter beast seems neat
 couchboyj: I hit my opponent's Etali off my Etali early today, is that an achievement? 
 GredGredmansson: for reviving
 jarnatan: I could be blue, I could be black, I could be going to scry, I could be artful I could be Yargle I could beat anyone I like!
 GredGredmansson: oh no Sheoldred has been put in Stasis
RevolverRossalot: Specialize is in this set?!
 GredGredmansson: @RevolverRossalot not sure what you mean by that
RevolverRossalot: @gredgredmansson "special eyes"
 Loonatic93: Special Eyes...  They're watching you!
 Loonatic93: (forgot the claps)
drfox17 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months, currently on a 64 month streak!
 drfox17: a nintendo number of months!
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 Robot_Bones: You just activated his trap card
 SocraticMethod: Final Fantasy 8, Nelly
 jarnatan: Vatkeeper sounds like Beej's final vaseline form
 Bugberry: more than 4 fingers is inefficient
 Grimnus: He isnt ya, limited is where hes worst
  TXC2: scalding hot take
SmashTCG: Jo,
 couchboyj: Ragavan is good on turn 1.  In limited you're much less likely to get him on turn 1.
SmashTCG: No, I'm not that old, it was FF7 for me
 undecided44: Just want to give a quick complement to Paul... the subtle pieces of the display switch and the highlight to the player headcam is such a clean, simple transition that's easy to follow and a great way to tell the viewer that you've switched views and here's who we're watching now. Great job Paul and anyone else who worked on the overlay/stream tool.
SmashTCG: Think how happy the red drafter will be G
 CatTreeDreamCar: I want Storm the Seedcore on a playmat so bad. That art is just too good. It feels like a renaissance painting.
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thewolfisonfire: weeeeeee
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 jarnatan: Mo moag, mo problems?
 sephsays: Invasion of Moag is a signpost to more Invasions of Moags.
 GreatWahooney: @jarnatan also mo ag.
 jarnatan: oh sweet, mo silver is always good
 GredGredmansson: Ozolith is an artifact
stardusted_: hello!
  TXC2: hello stardusted_  welcome
  QuixoticScrivener: Primordial Plasm on Shelodred is gonna be funny.
 jarnatan: I don't understand why the artifacts meta hasn't adopted jpeg compression yet
 GredGredmansson: maybe they don't read "or both"
TeodorantZMX: lrr yuo're dank
 couchboyj: Solid joke Paul 
 Bugberry: they chose to keep Sheoldred around, maybe in case you can bring it back?
Znazl: just a trickle of blue
Marvoleath: Go skitters, go skitters, go!
BipolarExpres5 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
 BipolarExpres5: sweet 16 baby
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 GredGredmansson: 
 GreatWahooney: oh good, portent tracker can tell us where the portent went
 GredGredmansson: we can also tick UP their battle
Chartle: shanna-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na as sung by blink-182
Marvoleath: It's from Kaldheim, probably it's a boast
 Grimnus: Oh glistening dawn is busted
Slacker1977: we're gonna be so sad if they play the Mind Rot battle
 GreatWahooney: Glistening Dawn did so much work for me at the prerelease
  TXC2: !card glistening dawn
  LRRbot: Glistening Dawn [2GG] | Sorcery | Incubate X twice, where X is the number of lands you control.
Rogue_07: Everyone scoops very quickly on Arena
 Rogue_07: Me, included
 GredGredmansson: hi jin
Dmc3628: hey look a dirison target
Slacker1977: it's the very first Jin
 GredGredmansson: bye jin
  RayFK: Says Nice, immediatly murks them. BM Nelly over here 
Marvoleath: Wait, it has flash?!
randomanon520: Oh no, anyways...
 GredGredmansson: wait so Jin would have KILLED THEM
  QuixoticScrivener: should have left gin
Evil_John_Cena: Nelson just casually killing Jin-Gitaxias is very funny
Mokomitas: Should of had jin resolve.  Would of killed himself. lol
 Grimnus: They were gonna lose if you let them keep Jin right?
baskwalla: Jin would have killed them right?
 GreatWahooney: JinJin was occasionally cheated out on turn 5 in Block Constructed using Sword of Feast and Famine
 Grimnus: Wouldve decked themself
 midnightcurryjazz: It was a nice play
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Toxic is so last set
Znazl: spider points
 midnightcurryjazz: That was 100% sincere
Mokomitas: You mean you say GG for good game?  You monster!
  TXC2: the only real BM is saying GG and then not conceding
 jarnatan: Nelly being BM while trying to be kind is on brand
 GredGredmansson: all emotes are used sarcastically
SmashTCG: Wait, Jin would have killed them
  RayFK: I absolutely am
troussej: fistbump is fairest I think
Carlioo: I sometimes say GG to show I have given up, but let them play if they have any dailies
SmashTCG: If they ended the turn with Jin, they draw 7 and die
 Bugberry: sarcasm can go overboard sometimes.
RevolverRossalot: Kwende likes Moag..?
Slacker1977: also. reach
Mokomitas: IMO, I used to say GG for every game.  Until people told me I'm BMing them.  Now I only say it for when the opponent wins.  It's a small thing, but at least people feel better.
 jarnatan: An Awful Lotta Four-drops is most of my draft decks
 jarnatan: I don't win a lot
petey_vonwho: Kwende does hold +1/+1 counters really well
Evil_John_Cena: I don't even know how to draft, I'm just here to learn how all these new cards work
 SocraticMethod: Sarcasm is a powerful tool
 NewtyNewts: The insult is found when you include timing in the toolkit
 Grimnus: Think ya go down an island and up a forest for sure
RevolverRossalot: Kwende also great with Ezuri. There's more there then usual for them.
 GredGredmansson: 7 mana 5/5 with reach that gains 5
SplashDazzler54: 5 life is not nothing in this format
Alex_Frostfire: But it has reach!
 jarnatan: Yeah you wouldn't only have the heart to emote with, you would have the heart in a myriad of contexts
Mokomitas: Reach is super important.  Or something to deal with flyers.
SmashTCG: Ezuri is a nonbo with renata
 GredGredmansson: yeah using the heart after killing a creature, for example
Evil_John_Cena: I love Ezuri
Evil_John_Cena: Best Elf they ever printed
 Rogue_07: Sailback is decidedly mid,  Ithink
SmashTCG: Cut Renata?
 Rogue_07: 3/4 for 5 is not good
epicduece: yeah, sailback in medium
 NewtyNewts: Oh wow
 Rogue_07: That is definitely a boardstate lol
 kristian_fischer: Heeeey, it's the Famble Jamble!
Slacker1977: but lifelinkers don't enter attacking
  TXC2: hello kristian_fischer  welcome
 Grimnus: Flyers in limited do it again
 couchboyj: Sailback is either medium or excellent depending on what your OP is on.  So pretty good on average.
 laikagoat: i also missed that until my prerelease
 NewtyNewts: I didn't catch it
Znazl: o/
Evil_John_Cena: me
 BipolarExpres5: me
Science_and_Magic: o/
 laikagoat: o/
 TheAwkes: o/
Shadowsoflife: o/
 Jondare: o/
 djalternative: o/
LidofLoathing: o/
ugn0k: o/
 MurphEP: 
 Syntheticuh: o/
 jarnatan: Hi, it's me, I'm the problem it's me
 Robot_Bones: but the tokens aren't attacking with lifelink
 MurphEP: I can't read
 sephsays: I've put that in my commander deck and read it wrong
 Diabore: right here
Science_and_Magic: The thing is MESSED UP
 Banrael: o7
 soulcannons: Me too
 NewtyNewts: (granted, I don't play, so...)
nymistrya: Misread it last night and almost lost because of it
 SolarBlitz1: Yep, me too
 GreatWahooney: my 4th round opponent at the prerelease had TWO Ghaltas. it was real spooky
 Bugberry: The vampires don't attack though, so it's a bit hard to get life gain immediately.
MrMobius: I have yet to read past 12/12 trample...
 kristian_fischer: To be fair, there's a lot of text on that card.
 BipolarExpres5: well pioneer gets fun
 FenrisSchafer: o/
 couchboyj: I also misread it until my OP played Ghalta and mavrin, attacked me and made a dino, then lost the next turn because they also should have made vampires.
amam741: O7
Mierr: I should have read galtha again in my prerelease
Evil_John_Cena: i don't read the cards i just guess what they do, then kill them when i'm wrong on what they do
 lamina5432: I was told about it the other day.
SplashDazzler54: Kathleen fighting the final boss of this draft
 bo_brinkman: We had a Gyruda into Kroxa when our opponents were both empty handed in 2HG. Was soooo good.
nymistrya: Yeah just drafting every preening champion is a legitimate strategy
Carlioo: my most successful draft decks have been companion decks lol
 jarnatan: It's a good thing the elves finally got someone to keep all their vats, it's been a problem
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Do Krakens have bones?
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Don't believe anything Beej says.
SmashTCG: By the laws of magic, they are
 couchboyj: Kracken are tradionally squid, I think
 sporkraptor: crackinto a prawn!
  RayFK: It's a team that needs to win
 couchboyj: They have beaks!
 Bugberry: Kraken are also squids many times
Nuha: That is great advice lrrbot
 soulcannons: This is making me want to learn how to draft
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Not an Avalanche fan Jordan?
 couchboyj: Shandalar isn't bad, but your deck wants to be aggressive not grind I think G.
  RayFK: @TotallyNotaBeholder definitely not right now
Dmc3628: getting um actuallyed
 jarnatan: Elder Giant Fish
 TotallyNotaBeholder: @RayFK fair, fair
  TXC2: "WELL AXKTUSHLY!"
Dmc3628: written on that epitaph um axkshually
 couchboyj: I'm dieing Bob, but I'll be damned if I'll be wrong AND dead!
Slacker1977: they also have Seedshark
Marvoleath: Remember to tick up their battles with Tracker
 laundreydhull: I always thought that Krakens were notorious for having giant beaks
Slacker1977: burying the lead a bit here
Evil_John_Cena: Spider-Man's most confounding foe, The Corrector
 jarnatan: Jonah and the Whale, but Jonah is joined by a guy who will not shut up about it actually being a megalodon
  TXC2: being fact checked on your death bed must be a real low
 TotallyNotaBeholder: "We're not going to make it" "Why do you always say that?" "What?  And miss my last chance to be right?"
 NewtyNewts: seepy focs
 Bugberry: the fox from Glass Casket
Slacker1977: too many
 sporkraptor: asweebp
  TXC2: no counters, only counters!
 laundreydhull: @totallynotabeholder Very Unorthodox of them; actually, let me get back to you on that...
 Rogue_07: Dang, Graham, now I won't be able to see that card without that going in my head.
 Rogue_07: Late Night Dub Fight!
 RealGamerCow: is this set high on removal?
 Mangledpixel: boop
 LurkerSpine: bada-da-da-da, not lovin' it
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
Slacker1977: @RealGamerCow yeah, i'd say so
 Mangledpixel: how goes the Relation Preserve?
  TXC2: RealGamerCow  as a magic set from the 2020s: yes
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Evil_John_Cena: Snapcaster Mage is below $20? How did that happen?
  TXC2: Evil_John_Cena  reprints?
 laundreydhull: Cute turns; say go?
taeasakura: doesn't see play anymore
 sporkraptor: la vie
  TXC2: also cards have lost a TON of value in the last 3-5 years
Dmc3628: no longer good enough unfortunate horizons cards took his lunch
Carlioo: sharks eating angels, more news at 11
Slacker1977: c'est la vie, have a 3/3
 jarnatan: Only recent reprint of Snapcaster Mage is on the List and that hardly counts as a meaningful reprint in terms of availability
 NewtyNewts: Hugh Jelf
reallynotskyve: gotta love huge elves
Evil_John_Cena: Fine by me, I remember I traded it away back when it was climbing price for like a Yosei or something, still stings, but at least the card isn't seeing play anymore I guess
 BipolarExpres5: who's Hugh Jelf?
 Grimnus: They could only force in 3 damage to it and it wouldve lost them a 3/3
  TXC2: NewtyNewts  damn it you took that joke right out of my pocket 
Slacker1977: they also get a 12/12 Incubator 
 sporkraptor: I see your elf is as big as mine. now let's see how you... handle it
 jarnatan: When is Tribute to the World Tree going on tour?
 NewtyNewts: @TXC2 Sorry, lemme just quickly remove my hand from your pocket then
taeasakura: This isn't the world tree, this is just a tribute
  TXC2: NewtyNewts  no no, it's there now 
Marvoleath: It's not the greatest Tree in the World, it's just a tribute
TimberTrannel: Greetings all! Things are looking... FamJam...
Chartle: treebrute
  TXC2: hello TimberTrannel  welcome
Evil_John_Cena: Couldn't remember the greatest Tree in the world, no this is just a tribute!
Angreed66: Shark is busted
Evil_John_Cena: I'm glad Shark Typhoon became a creature
 Mangledpixel: are people shooting for achievements this time, or just wins?
  TXC2: Mangledpixel  just wins, but if one comes up we'll count it
 GredGredmansson: and chrome host seedshark
 Mangledpixel: cool
 NewtyNewts: If we come up with an achievement that makes sense, it's a free point
jotun050: if you don't win, you'll lose
Evil_John_Cena: If you don't fight, you won't survive
 GredGredmansson: deadn't
  Juliamon: hell of a first message, that
Slacker1977: i feel we're DoBs here
 NewtyNewts: Amuse
 GredGredmansson: tapped out, no cards in hand
 incredulouspasserby: mmm gotta love the BM
Slacker1977: "you were already dead, Kathleen"
  TXC2: !break
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Evil_John_Cena: That was very relatable Kathleen
 incredulouspasserby: Is anyone else having a hard time drafting RG in MOM? It never seems to be open on Arena
 sephsays: @incredulouspasserby I found getting RG pretty easy, but getting the battles to make it more worthwhile was v difficult
  TXC2: incredulouspasserby  it's the most powerful combo (apparently)
Slacker1977: i have never drafted RG in my 4 drafts, but i also don't feel compelled to
 incredulouspasserby: I've been forced into mardu phyrexians or jank every time, there's never anything cohesive coming my way
Slacker1977: so far i've managed to get something two-color in my drafts
Slacker1977: although 2 turned out 2-3 sadly 
 incredulouspasserby: (RWB Phyrexians has been a case of "this deck is amazing on paper but 2-3 in practice" every time)
Slacker1977: i kinda don't see this being a 3-color draft format
 incredulouspasserby: I think you're right overall
Spades_Slicc: @Slacker1977 Every format can be a 3 color format
 incredulouspasserby: Hey, OG atraxa is in the bonus sheet for this set. This is absolutely a 4 color limited environment
Slacker1977: @Slacker1977 sure  but i'm a Spike, so i value winrate over fun 
TimberTrannel: @Slacker1977 In a Spike's opinion, what is the best common creature to put Beamtown Beatstick on?
 incredulouspasserby: Arena is for winrate, LGS is for fun IMO
Slacker1977: @Slacker1977 the 1/1 black deathtouch for 1B
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 GredGredmansson: !card beamtown beatstick
  LRRbot: Beamtown Beatstick [R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, create a Treasure token. / Equip {2}
 incredulouspasserby: that card is nuts
 incredulouspasserby: I love it
  TXC2: and we're back
 GredGredmansson: I like Kithkin Billyrider
jotun050: 0>-1
 Mazrae: Wooooo MoM Jam
Carlioo: yargle and multani is all I needed to get back into magic lol
Slacker1977: yeah, my opponent who had Lutri deserved props as well
Slacker1977: my Yorion opponent, not so much
  TXC2: Slacker1977  Yorion in limited? good lord
 laundreydhull: The One Loot Two Tree All....
Slacker1977: @TXC2 and they played 2 draw spells, several removal and Kairi + Hidetsugu in our game RIP
Carlioo: what does sheoldred do again?
 NewtyNewts: Juan, toot! Tree, FORE!
  TXC2: !card sheoldred
  LRRbot: Sheoldred [3BB] (back: The True Scriptures) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Menace / When Sheoldred enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature or planeswalker. / {4}{B}: Exile Sheoldred, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
  TXC2: Slacker1977  oofa
 Ogrekidd: watch out for backup on yargltani, seen some huge plays with that
Slacker1977: @TXC2 my next opponent in that draft showed worse cards in their 40 card deck than i saw from that 60 
 flagonmaster: watching lrr cracking set boosters. clearly you guys give me luck - cracked an etched foil ragavan 
   LoadingReadyRun: @Ogrekidd Yargltani or Mulargle?
Carlioo: !card tymarel, chosen from death
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Diabore: @Ogrekidd yargle//multani
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OmegaPlatinum: I hear they're a kingdom of cards.
noSmokeFire: @Ogrekidd one yargltini, please. shaken, not stirred
 accountmadeforants: So it turns out that when you cast a 6-mana battle's flip side while Imoti is out, you get to Cascade again 
 Bugberry: that was nice
 Diabore: @accountmadeforants yup, its still a 6 mana spell, just no devotion
  TXC2: !ck
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 GredGredmansson: It exiles itself, is what it does
 StreetRach: Not at instant, I don't think.
 accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants Yeah, I wasn't sure about how that worked. But it's fun to see the thing that was originally meant to nerf Cascade (counting both sides/halves of a spell for the CMC) come back in its favour
 Mazrae: Okay just started my first draft of MoM and my first two cards were yargle and seizan both in the alt art
 WhirlwindAbyss: storm the seedcore
  TXC2: "I could be very wrong" is my default setting 
 StreetRach: Storm the Seedcore is sorcery speed.
 NewtyNewts: Nonsense games seem fun
 WhirlwindAbyss: that it is
Carlioo: !card tymaret
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Tymaret, Chosen from Death; Tymaret Calls the Dead; Servant of Tymaret; Tymaret, the Murder King
 GredGredmansson: unless you mill them now
Carlioo: I'll get it right one day
 NewtyNewts: 8/8 eggs
Shadowsoflife: E G G
noSmokeFire: one day we'll get a creature - fairy gorilla named Flitting Gorilla
 NewtyNewts: @noSmokeFire Or would it be Glittery Gorillery?
 GredGredmansson: this is each Praetor's vision of what Perfect Compleation is
 Spacecarl: The flips I believe are their goal for phyrexia
Slacker1977: !card Portent Tracker
  LRRbot: Portent Tracker [1G] | Creature — Satyr Scout [1/1] | {T}: Untap target land. / {T}: Choose target battle. If an opponent protects it, remove a defense counter from it. Otherwise, put a defense counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
 TehAmelie: how about a Guerilla Gorilla?
JonHerzogArtist: I think it's their ideology
 Bugberry: I think each has their own philosophy of what Phyrexia should be.
 HIYgamer: They just start monologing
 CururuGuasu: The sagas represent their ideal perfection
 Diabore: this is a problem
ipoddodd: The sagas are each their interpretations of the scriptures, and what they preach
  TXC2: the sagas are their Powerpoint presentations?
 ChrisMackGames: This... This is not good.
 BrowneePoints: The Sagas represent the pinnacle of each Phrexian Factions Goal
 BrowneePoints: Or Belief
 flagonmaster: @TXC2 death by powerpoint
 BrowneePoints: Phyrexian*
 laikagoat: block, untap land, deadly
 Jobot180: The flip is their memoirs
 laundreydhull: They start monologuing....
 BrowneePoints: The Creed that drives each Faction to their very core
 Diabore: i think you kill the menache
 NewtyNewts: The marching machine?
 Diabore: this is also fine
 Mattmitchell45: I would be interested to read an interpretation of what the Furnace or the Scriptures mean regarding their Praetor's ideals
jacqui_lantern234: hey chat! 2nd reminder that yall are loved AGGRESSIVELY!!! 
 ChrisMackGames: Well, that could have been worse.
Shadowsoflife: 
 GredGredmansson: that'll be fun to get
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 &U
 Diabore: as long as they dont kill you, you got tthis
 GredGredmansson: we full block this turn
 laundreydhull: Like these guys have their prepeared speech about how feeble I am, how inevitable my defeat is, how the planes will soon be theirs!!! Yadayadayada...
 NewtyNewts: Learn'd
 Mattmitchell45: Like, are the True Scriptures very old school Yawgmoth versions of the Phyrexian faith?
 GredGredmansson: rez EVERYTHING
 Diabore: all creatures
Slacker1977: Go Graham! Go Graham!
 laikagoat: rise of the dark realms
 Rogue_07: Oops.  In my draft deck I just confused Mirran Banesplitter for Beamtown Beatstick
 NewtyNewts: All the stuff is yours now.
 Rogue_07: and was like "why didn't I get a treasure?
Carlioo: WOW
 ChrisMackGames: AHAHAHAHAHA
 NewtyNewts: Now that's pretty wide.
  Juliamon: PARDON
 Barb4rian: L O L
TetraRay: Well then
 ChrisMackGames: GGs
Science_and_Magic: YOOOOOOO
Carlioo: CHRIST
noSmokeFire: seems decent
  TXC2: all from ALL graveyards
Science_and_Magic: Rise from the Dark REALMS!
 Barb4rian: 
 NewtyNewts: Achieve for ulting a Praetor?
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Shadowsoflife: what?
 GredGredmansson: That's a bonus: fully resolve a Praetor Saga
 Bugberry: And that's not the ones Timmy didn't eat.
Science_and_Magic: Achievement GET!
 TheWooglie: that's an anchievement
TriforceDrummer: I feel like getting the 3rd chapter of any of the Praetors should be an achievement lol
 GredGredmansson: achievement*
 ChrisMackGames: Sheoldred too OP
  The_Lesser_Gatsby: I got the sheldred 3rd step in a 2HG pre release. It was bonkers.
 Dromos_GHG: Leave on top
 NewtyNewts: Good time Nelly!
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Nelson
 laikagoat: seems dece
 GredGredmansson: Battle-Clasm
 Rogue_07: So Chrome Host Seedshark and Brudiclad is a very fun combo
 Diabore: yeah id start with the battle
JonHerzogArtist: Board wipes are good
 ChrisMackGames: When you have 20+ creatures on the board, the opponent is gonna have a bad time.
Shadowsoflife: That has reach?
 GredGredmansson: and then the flipside wipes the opponent's face
Carlioo: chrome! host! seed! shark!
 BrowneePoints: So Graham, they just used a Ramosian Greatsword to hit the Battle DEPICTING Ramos
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/AlertBoldHorseradishFloof-OlGIAGPTsI0mAwiM
Slacker1977: Volcanic Spite i'd say
Science_and_Magic: Archpriset!
  TXC2: it's proposterone!
Slacker1977: that archpriest happened to me in Brawl today. i was midly annoyed
Eggmojii: Wait where did Nelson go
Science_and_Magic: What in the world did that person take over the Archpriest? Must've been a MUL
Shadowsoflife: @Eggmojii away 
  TXC2: Eggmojii  he's done for the day
 GredGredmansson: mountaincycler?
Slacker1977: this pack seems meh
 Bugberry: Cycler is good with the priest
Carlioo: @Eggmojii nelson won big and went home
Science_and_Magic: Cut black?
Eggmojii: @Carlioo classic
 lamina5432: Reinforce?
Slacker1977: Invasion of Sift also very nice
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 GredGredmansson: and then archpriest can get the charger back
Slacker1977: more meaning cut off the black signal probably
 GredGredmansson: not the best hit but still
  TXC2: things to do, places to be, people to see
 Bugberry: I think they meant cut black from the pack by tacking the nezumi in the pack.
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 DoctorHutch: No I think they meant cut black, as in take the 1 black pick in that pack to signal you are in it
nymistrya: To shreds you say
 GredGredmansson: you're in the best colors for it
Slacker1977: not that good
  TXC2: not very
 GredGredmansson: BR is the Sacrifice colors
Science_and_Magic: Cut Short the Flamewright. You can't let that live!
 NewtyNewts: Depends what you're studying for. Maybe she's real good at reviewing some studies
 GredGredmansson: heelslasher seems neat
Slacker1977: @GredGredmansson but there's very little sacrifice in this set.
 Bugberry: Dreadship is pretty decent.
Slacker1977: it brings it's own crew, so i'd say it's playable
Science_and_Magic: G remember, Flamewright buffs the entire team!
 bo_brinkman: I play dreadship as a 5 drop most of the time
 BrowneePoints: Spellshapers!? In 2023!???
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Science_and_Magic: Yowza!
 GredGredmansson: welp, time to invade Mercadia again
Slacker1977: @BrowneePoints well, one Spellshaper 
GalacticCyrus: we are once again under attack 
 Mazrae: Okay I know I'm probably not going to win the draft that I'm in but I am getting a lot of the cards with the special alt art (they have the special borders)
Eggmojii: JAMES
 Rogue_07:   
  TXC2: Hello James
protojman: it's the block hole guy
 GredGredmansson: I like Ichor Shade
 BrowneePoints: I live Ramos just casually destroying an entire Phyrexian ship
Slacker1977: Frontliner i'd say
 GredGredmansson: for New Capenna you REALLY want to be in White
Science_and_Magic: Frontliner if you wanna start getting 2 drops
nymistrya: Holy Frazzle cannon is great In the WB phyrexian deck. At least it was when I got crushed by it
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 Sibwow: why nelly youve changed
 Bugberry: The Frazzle Cannon is also good splashed into Knights
 incredulouspasserby: Most people don't like Yargle. For some reason.
Carlioo: yargle is *only* a 9/3, it needs double that to be good
Science_and_Magic: OOOOOOO
  TXC2: most people are idiots
 Robot_Bones: dew it
Science_and_Magic: Set the world on FIRE
 BipolarExpres5: nice
dtgill: Yargle’s good with backup
NarishmaReborn: it convokes
 lamina5432: It’s so good though
Coogrr: Convoke helps it a lot
 BrowneePoints: Vanquish
Shadowsoflife: This city is on FIRE!
JonHerzogArtist: Yeaaah-hah, this city's on fiiire
Dmc3628: vanquish pretty nice
ghyllnox: Maybe it'll wheel
JonHerzogArtist: Do you want to win, or do you want to have fun?
Dmc3628: need way more ral reinforcements if you want that thing
 LordManiMani: You gotta buy land in New Capenna, the housing market is––
 laundreydhull: Table friend should take one...
 Rogue_07: Spellspear is gas
 BipolarExpres5: spell spear
 Rogue_07: Very hard to deal with
Science_and_Magic: Love double prowess!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There is no such thing as too much removal.
 BrowneePoints: Okay can we appreciate how YOKED that Khenra is @loadingreadyrun
ipoddodd: double prowess goes blam
Slacker1977: very much so
Science_and_Magic: Plus I think you needed 2 drops
 GredGredmansson: if firja is also available
 BrowneePoints: Splash that invasion
 lamina5432: A tranformed spell spear doesn’t die to karsus
TriforceDrummer: I love Invasion of Tolvada. It's back side buffs All tokens
Slacker1977: Invasion also good with the 2/2 flier in black
 GredGredmansson: freewheeler can get the double prowess back
 midnightcurryjazz: let wheeler go
Slacker1977: when it dies you can get the invasion back
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Carlioo: did they meld that rat with their bike?
 Bugberry: I like how all of the off-color transformers take on the aspects of the praetor of that off-color
 GredGredmansson: It That Rides As One part deux
 BrowneePoints: Yes @carlioo
 BrowneePoints: Yall its obviously an Akira reference
 BrowneePoints: Motorbikes and Body Horror
  TXC2: it transford
TheSilverGekko: Lone Rider / It That Rides as One
 kumatsu: Eldritch only had 3 melds, the rats, the town, and the angels
 Mattmitchell45: Horse Meet Rider - Horse Meat Rider
 GredGredmansson: !card it that rides as one
  LRRbot: It That Rides as One (front: Lone Rider) | Creature — Eldrazi Horror [4/4] | First strike, trample, lifelink
 virgil82: It that Rides as One
 GredGredmansson: !card lone rider
  LRRbot: Lone Rider [1W] (back: It That Rides as One) | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / At the beginning of the end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, transform Lone Rider.
  TXC2: it's great in my Odric deck
 laundreydhull: Ah, yes. The "good cards lose faster together" curse...
 BrowneePoints: !card It that rides
  LRRbot: It That Rides as One (front: Lone Rider) | Creature — Eldrazi Horror [4/4] | First strike, trample, lifelink
Slacker1977: historian can block early
Evil_John_Cena: I'm back, Hi James
Slacker1977: and the looter as well. nuts
 GredGredmansson: I like the Shade
Slacker1977: Revelation is quite good IMO
 Mazrae: First draft and the opponent is afk right at the beginning
  TXC2: am Graham ok?
 incredulouspasserby: Worth a splash
 GredGredmansson: i mean
 A_Dub888: oh
GalacticCyrus: 
Dmc3628: mami
Science_and_Magic: You
 GredGredmansson: we're splashing white
Slacker1977: so we're Black/white. Got it
Angreed66: in 2023 if you draft right you should have most of a full deck by the end of pack 2
GalacticCyrus: white fixing even
ipoddodd: Can we bin and reanimate norn?
 laundreydhull: MADRE de ONE...
 LordManiMani: Woohoo got there
Dmc3628: PIVOT
Fyurios: We white now
 laundreydhull: What!?  
Slacker1977: and a mountain cycler for the red splash
Science_and_Magic: Pack 3 pivot!
 NewtyNewts: Hard turnaround!
 lamina5432: Unicorn
  TXC2: !findquote pivot
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 laundreydhull: B e t r a y a l . . . .! ! !
 GredGredmansson: unicorn is GW
Dmc3628: Behold mami
 Darleysam: "so what colours are you in?" Elesh Norn
JonHerzogArtist: "2 pack deck!" 30 seconds later...
 A_Dub888: fliers wear backup real good
 laundreydhull: URABRASK WILL REMEMBER THIS...
 bytecaster: Norn: Your team is joining me infact
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of Invasion of Tolvada Graham, theres already a brand new Esper Reanimator deck in Pioneer using it to chain Etali
Dmc3628: there we go
Science_and_Magic: G?
 LordManiMani: Just lucky mtg doesn't work like Marvel Snap, otherwise Norn would *absolutely* just be an Agatha reskin
Science_and_Magic: lol
 GredGredmansson: she*
  TXC2: Norn: look at me, I am the team now
Dmc3628: ah trying Invasion of Lorwyn as removal
 NewtyNewts: Doing things?!
 BrowneePoints: People forget Kaladesh had Elved
 BrowneePoints: Elves
  TXC2: doing things sounds risky
Evil_John_Cena: you got this G
 NewtyNewts: Don't get us too excited Graham!
GalacticCyrus:  hi beej!
 midnightcurryjazz: SUPER JUDGE
Dmc3628: witness thy Beej
Evil_John_Cena: Beejlander when?
 LurkerSpine: could kill both?
 laundreydhull: @browneepoints they're too "fabricated". That's why.
 Rogue_07: Probably the Instructor, tbh
 LurkerSpine: hunger and takedown?
GalacticCyrus: deathtouch?
GalacticCyrus: yeah i think that's correct
jacqui_lantern234:  the only living Lvl 5 Super Judge, Beej?!?!
 NewtyNewts: Battle damage!
 Rogue_07: Storm can give you a 9/9 trampler
 BrowneePoints: Graham use seedcore
Slacker1977: Doesn't Storm give Trample?
 GredGredmansson: storm does give trample
 BrowneePoints: Ope forgot the pump
Slacker1977: !card storm the seedcore
  LRRbot: Storm the Seedcore [2GG] | Sorcery | Distribute four +1/+1 counter among up to four target creatures you control. Creatures you control gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.
 BrowneePoints: Ignore me
GalacticCyrus: turning the corner 
 NewtyNewts: It does!
Dmc3628: there it goes
 laundreydhull: What!? Who threw "Storm" in MOM!?
GalacticCyrus: get onboard tricked opp
 laundreydhull: GAVIN?!?
Dmc3628: sailback gains haste too
JonHerzogArtist: Watch autotapper
 NewtyNewts: Autotapper!
Dmc3628: yeah we got sands
 NewtyNewts: Oh phew, dual land
ipoddodd: I opened and played norn in my prerelease, and every time it resolved, I won the game
GalacticCyrus: casual 15 power
 NewtyNewts: Big swings
Dmc3628: we got BEEF
GalacticCyrus: sorry, casual 19 power
 ComplexedOne: Nicely done G!!
GalacticCyrus: lets gooo 
 Darleysam: 
 Rogue_07: Go Graham!
Shadowsoflife:  
 Barb4rian:  
  TXC2: what a comeback
 BipolarExpres5: nice 
jacqui_lantern234: GG, G
Evil_John_Cena: GG uh G
Bruceski: "I've got you on the ropes." "Counterpoint: I'm huge." "well crud."
Evil_John_Cena: @jacqui_lantern234 you stole my bit
 Dog_of_Myth: Good afternoon all.
 GredGredmansson: Nickname for Mirrodin Avenged: You Are Already Head
JaymicUnyielding: Brave the Sands
Evil_John_Cena: @Dog_of_Myth dog
  TXC2: hello Dog_of_Myth  welcome
 GredGredmansson: 2ND TYMARET
 EOstby: Invasion of New Phyrexia
Dmc3628: tymy 14th pick wow
jacqui_lantern234: @Evil_John_Cena just type faster 
 StreetRach: 8 Rack
 Decaped: Rage Against the Machine
 Decaped: XD
Evil_John_Cena: @jacqui_lantern234 no
 LordManiMani: Saddleback Lagac
Dmc3628: yeah realmbreaker is a good fictious name
 GredGredmansson: I'd cut Glistening Deluge
JaymicUnyielding: Maelstrom Pulse
theamc2000: Realmbreaker ft Wrenn
 MurphEP: The collab - Wrenn x Realmbreaker
  TXC2: !card
 GredGredmansson: its not great
 BrowneePoints: Invasion of Tolvada sounds like a Viking Metal Track Name
  TXC2: !greetings
  LRRbot: Greetings, you ... Streets ... of New Cappena!
  TXC2: damnit lrrbot 
 NewtyNewts: Greetings, you Invasion of Xerex!
 TheKingWiggins: Pretty sure they are opening for Ambassador  Blorpityblorpboop
 Robot_Bones: Not a sun rise but a compleation rise
Slacker1977: I would always run Revelation
 LordManiMani: The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee, with MOM now a suprisingly viable mtg card name
jacqui_lantern234: im just waiting for "Greetings you Nimble Pilferers" 
 laundreydhull: Yargle will return when  goes 6-3...
Slacker1977: !card nezumi free
  LRRbot: Nezumi Freewheeler [3B] (back: Hideous Fleshwheeler) | Creature — Rat Samurai [3/3] | Menace / When Nezumi Freewheeler enters the battlefield, each player mills three cards. / {5}{W/P}: Transform Nezumi Freewheeler. Activate only as a sorcery.
 GredGredmansson: maybe the oilcaster?
 laundreydhull: Can't winning with Yargle be an achievo also?
 GredGredmansson: we aren't really on the mill plan
Slacker1977: !card hideous fleshwhee
  LRRbot: Hideous Fleshwheeler (front: Nezumi Freewheeler) | Creature — Phyrexian Rat [4/5] | Menace / When this creature transforms into Hideous FleshwheelerHideous Fleshwheeler, put target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
  TXC2: Wren X Realmbreaker is not something I want to google 
JaymicUnyielding: I'm just saying, if I ever make a metal band, it'll be either Maelstrom Pulse or Brave the Sands
 laundreydhull: Or did someone still have to curate achievements prior to the Fam Jam?
  TXC2: laundreydhull  now, we're doing them as we go
 LordManiMani: @jaymicunyielding Brave the Sands is an extremely good pull, nice
raaabr: Oh right, I completely missed this starting huh
 NewtyNewts: Good catch
 Rogue_07: Consuming Aetherborn
 Rogue_07: A 2/2 lifelink for 4 is pretty bad
Slacker1977: Guerrilla is kinda nutso with Invasion
JaymicUnyielding: I did uwe Cosmic Hunger with a deathtoucher last nigh
Slacker1977: @Rogue_07 it's 3/3 technically
 GredGredmansson: @Rogue_07 only if it backups itself
 laundreydhull: Imagine if either life totals were 9 & 3 Yargle goes sideways unblocked for exactsies...
Slacker1977: @Rogue_07 correct
 GredGredmansson: surprise nightmares
  TXC2: spicy
raaabr: EGG'
  TXC2: we're doing great this time
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Mokomitas: If you attacked with the 2/3.  They would of blocked.
Mokomitas: Oh. alright then.
 LeonisCo: swing all then play
 GredGredmansson: oops, too consistent
 Bugberry: Huntmaster can sac though
dragon1472: can't we eat a dude with the huntmaster?
 GredGredmansson: we can
Slacker1977: @dragon1472 costs 1 though
Mokomitas: I wouldn't of blocked as your opponent.  Having 3 removal cards and tricking them.
dragon1472: ah
dragon1472: thought it was just a tap
 Decaped: Next they'll print lands in battlescape format.
  TXC2: has planechase come out?
 GredGredmansson: we can tymaret to eat their bin
Mokomitas: I'm also thinking that there are too few bombs in the deck.  2/2s don't cut it.
 BipolarExpres5: my only problem with battles is that its confusing on whether or not they're tapped permanents
 rosesmcgee: Also, we only have the Siege subtype, other types might benefit from the landscape layout
 Decaped: Can you tap a battle?
  TXC2: Decaped  yes, but it doesn't do anything
 Diabore: @txc2 if youre asking about the new planes, iirc they were bundled with the commander decks
 NewtyNewts: ggs
  TXC2: Diabore  ah, I thought it was a stand alone product
 BipolarExpres5: if they make a legendary one there are artifacts that make mana by tapping legendary permanents
 Decaped: @TXC2 Doesn't do anything yet!
  TXC2: Decaped  touche
 GredGredmansson: haha, value!
dragon1472: hot take: elesh norn is good
 Wolfstrike_NL: draft cards+3packs for 100 gems
 NewtyNewts: Oh boy.
Carlioo: uh oh!
  TXC2: offa and doofa
 NewtyNewts: Big prankle
jacqui_lantern234: youre down 100 gems, but you also make up that value with a few packs
 LordManiMani: Rankle's off to the bankle
 laundreydhull: Y'know, if they ever brought back Legendary Sorceries since Dominaria, They should errata them to include battles out of functional relevance, but anyway...
 BrowneePoints: Torbrankle
 Decaped: I'm going to Confiscate someone's Battle.
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, that woulda been lethal if it all went face and we didnt block.
 incredulouspasserby: Not gonna lie, my drafts today have made me want to go to my LGS tonight and draft for release day. Not because the format is fun - though it is - but I'm sick of Arena drafting and want to do it "right"
 RealGamerCow: Gankle that Rankle
raaabr: I always seem to do poorly in this format so far
raaabr: I don't know what I"m doing wrong
 Decaped: If you gain control of a battle, does the defender change? XD
 BipolarExpres5:   
 BrowneePoints: You were dead if Torbrankle lived anyways
 StreetRach: MOM: Oh, look. Another bomb.
 BrowneePoints: @raaabr draft it like it's a Cube
 ghizmou: it works so well with support and all the green combat tricks
raaabr: I don't know what you mean by that
 BrowneePoints: I'm just glad I taught Graham and James about Scotcheroos yesterday
Carlioo: welp
 Bugberry: The geoderm can get out of hand.
 Rogue_07: I did not realize Geoderm can give other creatures its bonus
 Rogue_07: It's quite good
 GredGredmansson: it lets the scry though
 Bugberry: just wanted the scry?
   LoadingReadyRun: Kami: "ʰᵒᵖᵉ" WHAT!? "ʰᵒᵖᵉ" SPEAK UP!
 BrowneePoints: Yay! I made someone excited about something!
ghyllnox: "Good and easy" is the central tenet of potluck food
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, for some reason green got multiple punches but only 1 fight (and whatever herbology instructor is)
 Bugberry: Would it be better to destroy the incubator rather than the enchantment?
ghyllnox: "Great and tedious/finicky" is not
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 GredGredmansson: @Bugberry that's what he said; the artifact
Slacker1977: 3 defense is just sooo low
 Rogue_07: OOh, Renata seems good here
  TXC2: battles are their own type
 ghizmou: if you can assemble all the 3 phyrexian enchantment, it makes your token really strong
 midnightcurryjazz: 
raaabr: @BrowneePoints Genuinely, though, what does drafting like it's a cube mean
 kumatsu: personally I'm on proactively blowing up egg, 6/6 is a lot
 GredGredmansson: we can backup the Herbology Instructor to make it a 4*/4 for the turn
 Decaped: I'm a little sad that you can't steal battles.
 Decaped: yet!
Slacker1977: 1 off Etali. just saying
 MurphEP: This is MY battle now
Ukon_Cairns: dont know about right now, but now in general i like the play pattern of making herbology instructor streetwise
 djalternative: you wouldn't get the back side
 ghizmou: you can steal it on cast
Slacker1977: it's in the rules
Slacker1977: you just need to choose a new defender if control changes
 djalternative: right, you can steal it on cast
 laundreydhull: Switcheroo effects?
 Bugberry: Technically you always control your own battle, the opponent just is the protector of it.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Decaped: @Slacker1977 does protector change when control changes? I couldn't find it in the overview.
Omentuva: You two go for a W.
Carlioo: good game!
 Gaz_L: wouldn't things like Agent Of Treachery work on battles?
Evil_John_Cena: yeah that's fair
 Gaz_L: they're permanents
Slacker1977: @Slacker1977 i recall reading that, yes
 ChrisMackGames: Holy heckin amount of invasions
 WiJohn: Scorn blade berzerker, just as good!
 laundreydhull: Is  getting punted?
Omentuva: Opponent is multi-tasking.
 BipolarExpres5: next invasion in 
Ukon_Cairns: @Gaz_L but the rules for sieges dont allow you to control and defend the same siege
 Bugberry: I had 4 battles out in one game but couldn't flip any of them.
 Gaz_L: as noted, the rules say if you ever gain control of a siege you protect, you pick a new protector
 Decaped: @Gaz_L Sweet! You CAN steal battles then.
Ukon_Cairns: thats the other squee
raaabr: Hey Kathleen, thanks for having me, It's GREAT to be here: Nezumi Freewheeler
 incredulouspasserby: That's game as is
 Bugberry: might be dead.
 GredGredmansson: I see they have Ephara
 BipolarExpres5: hey look there's one less battle...
Ukon_Cairns: we have successfully reduced the number of battles we have to defend
 BrowneePoints: I mean, most people don't draft a litany of bad reactive protection spells. Was just a weird match
 laundreydhull: Well, gee. ProZD just did a Collab with WOTC chat.
Slacker1977: you could draw one of the board wipes in your colors, James
 incredulouspasserby: Best you can do is take 10, kill their thing that will incubate 4. Yeah ur dead
Slacker1977: bummer
 Decaped: Was ProZD wearing a cow outfit during this promotion?
ipoddodd: classic off by 1
 laundreydhull: No idea. haven't watched.
 GredGredmansson: it does!
JonHerzogArtist: Exile Ephara?
 GredGredmansson: we kill archpriest and exile ephara
 incredulouspasserby: Kill the archpries, exile ephara
 laundreydhull: I mostly(vaguely) recognized invited to DesertBus a bus or two ago.
bolas_dnd: @Decaped the set symbol on the cards in the ads were cows.
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, then if deal with alabaster at least they arent getting a creature back
 kilnfiendpotter: Hello Fambily Jambily!
Carlioo: is james your lucky charm graham?
  TXC2: hello kilnfiendpotter  welcome
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh no, best god is on the field
 laundreydhull: Wait, is the Car stream nigh upon us!?
hd_dabnado: tymaret is a clock
 GredGredmansson: make them have it
 NewtyNewts: Tempting
 laundreydhull: I frogotts the segment...
 BrowneePoints: Oh no
 GredGredmansson: the first time it tutored for Tymaret
  TXC2: James? drawing land? the devil you say 
 laundreydhull: Sorry- I meant the driving stream, maybe...
 BrowneePoints: They Omae wa mou'd our Shindeiru!
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, theres a fair few demigods returning on the multiverse legends sheet
Evil_John_Cena: Is drawing land the Magic equivalent of James falling down a hole in Minecraft?
  TXC2: Evil_John_Cena  pretty much
 Dog_of_Myth: woooow
Slacker1977: @Ukon_Cairns since it tutors up auras you can always get the Arrest as well
Omentuva: Called it.
  Juliamon: Evil_John_Cena nah, holes just attract James, but drawing land is a curse
 GredGredmansson:   
Carlioo: achievement right?
 midnightcurryjazz: mardon't
 Diabore: !holes ?
 GredGredmansson: @Carlioo this is james every day, that's not an achievement
 Rogue_07: Achievement unlocked: be James
Carlioo: @GredGredmansson  fair
Evil_John_Cena: I'm hearing conflicting information on my question
 BipolarExpres5: what are the odds of 2 lands   
 BrowneePoints: Mardidnt
 GredGredmansson: @Evil_John_Cena what question was that again?
Slacker1977: what companion is that?
 GredGredmansson: cut short has convoke, so that works
Slacker1977: Jeganta?
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, it needs to keep that green mana up for.... reasons
 ghizmou: autotapper has a really hard time with the convoke cards
 yalc321: Hey fam, you jammin?
Bruceski: Why does it prioritize leaving blue free instead of leaving white free?
 BipolarExpres5: Jaganta is relatively free in this format
 Diabore: @slacker1977 says under the ops name if youre ever curious
 brainbosh: Did it not let you have priority there?
 GredGredmansson: but xerex also has white...
raaabr: The Fam Fans are watching the Fams Jams
Slacker1977: @Diabore oh, right! doi
 GredGredmansson: @brainbosh no targets
Angreed66: prioritizes rarity?
Ukon_Cairns: the bigger question is why prioritize green there?
 incredulouspasserby: being able to bounce the incubator once they flip it seems good
 GredGredmansson: bye ezuri
 GredGredmansson: Wheeler thought that
 midnightcurryjazz: anti grenzo tech
 Mangledpixel: gorilla position or changing rooms
Slacker1977: but that card is worded kinda clunky, fair assumption honestly
ipoddodd: NORND
 Darleysam: and a good Norning to all
  TXC2: Phyrexia got Nornded!
 kilnfiendpotter: Bad Mom has etb'd
 brainbosh: I drafted Elesh Norn and Break the multiverse and won every time I got to 7 mana
 Sibwow: i invasion of ikoria'd out an elesh norn grand cenobite in my pre release it was awesome
 incredulouspasserby: gotta love that doublestriker with -1 power
  TXC2: -1 power on a first striker is an oof
 midnightcurryjazz: lolollool
 Sibwow: char rumbler looking mf
 Sibwow: !card char rumbler
  LRRbot: Char-Rumbler [2RR] | Creature — Elemental [-1/3] | Double strike / {R}: Char-Rumbler gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Shadowsoflife: oof
 Mangledpixel: becomes an evoke card 
 NewtyNewts: !card elesh norn
  LRRbot: Elesh Norn [2WW] (back: The Argent Etchings) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [3/5] | Vigilance / Whenever a source an opponent controls deals damage to you or a permanent you control, that source's controller loses 2 life unless they pay {1}. / {2}{W}, Sacrifice three other creatures: Exile Elesh Norn, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
 Rogue_07: Oh god, you have norn+Tolvada
 MurphEP: Elesh Norn breaks backs
Slacker1977: i'd transform agent there
 Rogue_07: A free 3/4 flyer every turn ends games *very* quickly
 NewtyNewts: !card the ardent etchings
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Rogue_07: Excuse me, 4/3 flyer
 GredGredmansson: because she has to do everything herself
 NewtyNewts: Plus you've got the Elesh norn sac on there too
 incredulouspasserby: Hm. Elesh Norn. Gross.
 Greyah: A perfectly reasonable board state.
 GredGredmansson: @NewtyNewts this is OLD Norn
Ukon_Cairns: aptly named
Slacker1977: 2 bombs. better than one
 NewtyNewts: Oh, wrong Norn
brunothepig: Also pretty good without The Broken Sky
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TriforceDrummer: And that was a pack 3 white turn 
 CommiePuddin: I log in and the first words I hear are "so nasty" and what are we doing?
  TXC2: CommiePuddin  Elesh Norn things
 Rogue_07:   
raaabr: So wait, what's the format for this event?
 BrowneePoints: Treat it like a cube and you're good
 Diabore: @CommiePuddin kathleen had og elesh norn and flipped invasion of tolvada, so making 4/3 lifelink fliers at end step
 GredGredmansson: it has OG Norn
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen
TetraRay: gg's kathleen!
 GredGredmansson: @raaabr "playing MOM limited on Arena"
  Juliamon: raaabr Whatever they want as long as it's limited
Evil_John_Cena: By Kathleen, Hi Cameron
Ewayko: Hi gang, wasn't there a plan of some coaching going on as well? Or is that for another event?
 kilnfiendpotter: Bye Kathleen!!
raaabr: No like, is it teams or
 Diabore: oh yeah
 Diabore: super dead
  TXC2: raaabr  no, it's just people coming and going
  TXC2: Hello Cameron
Omentuva: Moag getting really invaded.
 beowuuf: @Ewayko the highlander coaching? different thing for another time
Evil_John_Cena: are battles legendary?
 BrowneePoints: @ewayko that's next week Canlander
 zhrang911: @Evil_John_Cena Nope
 GredGredmansson: @Evil_John_Cena no, but some backsides of battles are
 Fire_Summoner: And we have a Cam!
Ewayko: Gotcha, mixed things together, thanks!
 ChrisMackGames: Did you need another invasion Graham?
 Wiliart: @Evil_John_Cena No, but I wouldn't be surprised if we get legendary battles in the lord of the rings set.
Slacker1977: yes, welcome to you, Cam
Evil_John_Cena: Come on and slam, if you want to... uh Cam?
 TheKingWiggins: Cannot wait for the Cam Jam to get rolling
Carlioo: more invasions!
 GredGredmansson: that actually happened in the lore
Evil_John_Cena: hey you what'cha gonna do?
Athelgar: Finding the balance for battle inclusion is interesting. Do they replace creatures or the effects they could mirror in spells, its a hard choice
  TXC2: James "noise maker" Turner
 BrowneePoints: Kroxoros!?
 incredulouspasserby: absolutely that hoplite must die
 BrowneePoints: Or Kunoxa
 ghizmou: more fuel for kronos
 incredulouspasserby: in my experience, whenever the opponent has a hoplite, they have 5 backup effects in hand/off the top
 BrowneePoints: Which sounds better Graham, Kroxoros or Kunoxa
Evil_John_Cena: Fittle Gorittle
 MurphEP: Elder Giant Dog Club
  RayFK: The Goodest Oldest Boy
 BrowneePoints: And it has vigilance menace and lifelink
raaabr: I will say, huge missed opportunity to not have a God and a Demigod team up to fight a phyrexian Giant
 kilnfiendpotter: Oldest Yeller
raaabr: We could have gotten therosian Gigantomachy!
 GredGredmansson: you have 3 cards in the bin, james
clockworkcrown: @loadingreadyrun A idea for drafting: Strixhaven, Brothers War and MOM. Since all of them have the special reprints.
Slacker1977: well, arena skipped it for you
 incredulouspasserby: I mean it's also just a 6/6 vigilance menace lifelink. That's also ok.
 BrowneePoints: A Malamute probably
 BrowneePoints: Malamutes get big
raaabr: Well, when you put it like that, Graham... 
worshipleader21: Irish wolf hounds are also elder giant dogs
 Diabore: i say slinger, because kroxa has lifelink
 ShaneLeeAtk: I enjoy me some Girl with the Dogs
 GredGredmansson: 8
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They'd take 8 if they do that.
 beowuuf: newfoundlands too
 Diabore: cards in graveyard?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They'll be at a very low total, and you'll have at least one menace creature whatever they do.
Dmc3628: making opp dead sounds right
 GredGredmansson: reminder to not exile 5 cards if you don't have a 6th to reanimate
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 GredGredmansson: you CAN exile 5 cards
 GredGredmansson: but then there's nothing to reanimate
theinvisiblevoice: exiles 5, then reanimates from graveyard, not from among exiled cards
 gualdhar: say something wrong on the internet? believe it or not, jail
 Diabore: well play ogre and make them deal with it
 Diabore: they have to keep having it with this
 ghizmou: so, you could have lethal here
 Rogue_07: Rhod Gilbert delivering the task to Alex
 ghizmou: wait , no, kroxa doesn,t bring back battles
  TXC2: fun story: they've had to make the javelin harder at least 3 times to prevent that problem 
 1y1e: "argh, my shins!"
 Dromos_GHG: Sounds like glurp
 BipolarExpres5: Discus Triple Jump sounds entertaining
goosevonkaiser: @Rogue_07  
 BrowneePoints: Oh god getting drilled by a Shot while jumping a hurdle
 Travilogue: Shot Put Hurdles basically happens in Glurp
 Diabore: @Rogue_07 rhod has a kind of chaos energy that i can only aspire to have
 Barb4rian:  
  TXC2: WIN HYPE LETHAL!
Bruceski: Shot Put/Gymnastics just becomes dodgeball.
  TXC2: !break
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 BipolarExpres5:  
 BrowneePoints: Hammer Toss Floor Gymnastics
TheOrigamiGamer: Flight over. Right into the break haha
 TheOrigamiGamer: Holding tight
 BrowneePoints: Lethal Dodgeball
  TXC2: 400 m hurdles, the hurdles are pommel horses
 GredGredmansson: "Tragedy in the water polo today, as all of the horses drowned."
Shadowsoflife: I keep thinking of discus throw but not getting anywhere with it.
 GredGredmansson: just bring back Greek Discus and make it a stone tablet
 KeytarCat: It already has a confirmed kill!
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Shadowsoflife: trying to run after a discus throw sounds rough
 GhostofJeffGoldblum:   
 GredGredmansson: Oh hi Adam!
Evil_John_Cena: Who the hell is Seabats?
Slacker1977: @Evil_John_Cena Adam Savidan
  TXC2: Hello Raiders
Evil_John_Cena: Who's Adam Savidan?
 dumbo3k: @Evil_John_Cena He is the Boshi, or so I've heard
  TXC2: !explain Adam
 GredGredmansson: @Evil_John_Cena just some random streamer who drops by sometimes, like unarmedoracle
 beowuuf: i heard he came down with ligma
 Eggmojii: Adam was live? I didn't even see 
emonotony: Eggmojii He'll return... here.
Evil_John_Cena: Oh that Adam
 GredGredmansson: yes that Adam 
Evil_John_Cena: I didn't know his twitch name was seabats
 beowuuf: yeah, he has his own channel
 GredGredmansson: quite a few LRR members do
emonotony: Eggmojii Adam sent us ahead while he prepares to also be here.
  TXC2: which Adam did you think it was? the one from the bible? 
  Juliamon: !homestream
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 GredGredmansson: that's why I mentioned unarmedoracle earlier; that's Cameron's channel
 beowuuf: ^
emonotony: Latest CheckPoint said it's recorded live; is it?
 beowuuf: and james was streaming earlier today falling down holes on his own channel
Evil_John_Cena: I like James' twitch name the most
  TXC2: and we're back
raaabr: Woot
 GredGredmansson:  lrrNULL 
 MurphEP: Fam x Jam
Evil_John_Cena: Hi James, Hi Camera
 beowuuf: no, but they still do the chillpoint in the evening... though not this evevning due to famjam, it will be sunday instead
  TXC2: fammamalade
 accountmadeforants: Fames and Jameron
raaabr: Graham Loadingreadyrun
Y2A_Alkis: 
 beowuuf: jameron is G negative but still entertainment positive
Slacker1977: Uuuuh, ok Cameron
 FenrisSchafer:   
 GredGredmansson: I thoroughly enjoy Magic Game (tm)
tru_boredom: Isnt it jam and cam ?
 KeytarCat: Fam jam with Cam and Graham and Jam
raaabr: Huh, "Mom?" Is just a bit that Cam does, beyond that bit in Commodore Hustle
 gualdhar: so Graham went out for milk and cigarettes, leaving MOM behind?
 KeytarCat: @gualdhar oh noooo
Carlioo: where's the sickle when you need it
 Invitare: does that make Cam the nail?
 GredGredmansson: 
  TXC2: Cameron is the Anvil
Evil_John_Cena: It's better to be the hammer than the nail
 gamercat88: who brings the hammer to MOM
 v_nome: Arena is quite loud?
 GredGredmansson: (the hammer is Nathan Fillion)
 Goorguy: Mmm Jam
Evil_John_Cena: Hi G
raaabr: Hello yes he is Graham
 Andymonium: FamJam, now with more Graham
  TXC2: welcome back Graham
 MurphEP: The LRR GramHam
  TXC2: "I wanna be so vanquished I forget how to hands"
 CmdrMadMoe: lookin weak and vanquishable?
 Rogue_07: Yep
ErrDayGames: the fact that you can target opponents stuff with backup is kinda wacky
 LurkerSpine: wait, I thought Zurgo was dead?
SplashDazzler54: time to force five color
 ghizmou: maybe you get invasion of tarkir to go with ojutai
nymistrya: It's basically got permanent hexproof and protection from sorceries
 Mr_Horrible: the Jes-guy
 GredGredmansson: @LurkerSpine Zurgo Bellringer is still alive
raaabr: Help I have no idea how to draft
 Rogue_07: Jeskai can go very wide and have a lot of good convoke stuff
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 Invitare: says the man who used 5 colours in the PPR and won every match
 gamercat88: MOM supports all the colors
Slacker1977: my reasoning is 5 colour has too little tempo
 RAZRBCK08: Zurgo died in the other not current timeline iirc
Evil_John_Cena: @LurkerSpine No he just didn't want to work, he wanted to bang on the bell all-day
 nalha: there are so many double/triple pips tho
 GredGredmansson: I like Mercadia
raaabr: Do I just have to go maximum greed?
 LurkerSpine: oh right, the other timeline
Angreed66: I wish they cut back on fixing in limited so there are less 5 color mush formats
 SpicyNapalm: @loadingreadyrun if the nickname for the counterspell isn't Cryptic Command at Home I'll  be sad
Ukon_Cairns: mercadia do help cast the 6 mana counterspell
nymistrya: Chaining those invasions together is fun, since the 4 can go face or to a battle
raaabr: Arguably, ONE was Two color speed town
Angreed66: Well Dominaria united ended that way
Slacker1977: @Angreed66 i dunno, DMU was a few sets ago, and Kamigawa was about a year earlier
ErrDayGames: equipping is for chumps
SplashDazzler54: tandem takedown?? five color good stuff
 Diabore: yeah scrounger seems best here
Ukon_Cairns: our choice of defender in our colors
 LibraryWitchKei: @raaabr Honestly, when you are just starting pick things that look cool. It's a trial by fire really
ErrDayGames: get portent tracker for 5-color
 GredGredmansson: i wouldn't force 5 color without Omnath or Alara
 ghizmou: there's so many transform, it's easy to get value
Slacker1977: Analyst
Slacker1977: probably better than Oracle
ErrDayGames: the tracker is kinda nutty with the enchantment that makes lands tap for extra mana
noSmokeFire: re: re: re: renata
 Rogue_07: Green looks so, so open
 WiJohn: Lord you know it's gross when you   have the mana for Elesh Norn and you're holding up a combat trick because why risk it?
 Diabore: i dont like passing kami
ErrDayGames: oh poo
Slacker1977: eh, it found Into the fire to be ok when i had it
ErrDayGames: elesh norn, grand game ender
 WiJohn: Well, it lived...
noSmokeFire: what an expensive chump block
 Diabore: no block?
 Rogue_07: Degenerate things, Graham
Carlioo: yes!
 Travilogue: That hatching animation is just.... unsettlingly fast.
Ukon_Cairns: recursive intercessors
noSmokeFire: get in the SACK
  TXC2: spiderman pointing dot gif
 Pywodwagon: what if our intercessors touched
 v_nome: What if we touched intercessors?
 Pinwiz11: I was checking my work voicemail and while that was silent "What's you doing, buddy?" played at the same time and I was all "that's a weird message..."
 v_nome: @Pywodwagon oh I was too slow
baskwalla: That Elesh Norn just might be playable...
Carlioo: I mean 5 color good stuff went well at the prerelease
 WiJohn: Woo 5 color BS!
 gamercat88: dual interscessing sounds dirty
 LurkerSpine: four color fun stuff
 MurphEP: Red green, splashing blue, splashing white
nymistrya: Wet Naya?
ErrDayGames: looks great, I predict 5 wins already
 Diabore: ok g did take kami over into the fire
Ukon_Cairns: no black, puts us in creamur
arock901: Invasion of alara defk
arock901: Deck
 Pywodwagon: just open a Kenrith, easy
 Sibwow: creamur creamur creamur
 GredGredmansson: putting the "loading" in LoadingReadyRun
Slacker1977: maybe we'll get some more trackers
Shadowsoflife: That curve is rude
 Diabore: @nymistrya Jeskai nature
 Sibwow: thank you cam
 Diabore: i say no
 GredGredmansson: it's very narrow
ErrDayGames: volcanic spite
 RAZRBCK08: Finds Renata I guess
 WiJohn: I think it's bad if you don't have tutor targets
 GredGredmansson: right now it tutors for Renata
 Rogue_07: You want to pick up a Realmbreaker's Grasp or else it's kind of trash
 Sibwow: minus red is wet junk
 WiJohn: get the land!
ErrDayGames: volcanic spite!
 Pywodwagon: Grabs Renata and a couple of the white auras
 lackingsanity: Burgeoning?
 Diabore: burgeoning?
 nalha: but Graham pal, I have known you for years 
 RAZRBCK08: Oh we have a couple enchantments, Ephara might be indestructible
stevencodestuff: 4 colors? 
 Diabore: inquisitor snap off
 drcthulu: do it
  Juliamon: Sending friend requests is a lil too parasocial
 GreatWahooney: not with that attitude
  TXC2: ^
raaabr: Naya splashing blue?
 LibraryWitchKei: Honestly just Naya probably.
ErrDayGames: wet naya
 drcthulu: wet naya
 KeytarCat: I randomly friended someone because their name was something like Jurassic Sapphic
 MurphEP: Blue splashing Naya
ErrDayGames: great minds @drcthulu
raaabr: Graham no
 LibraryWitchKei: Ok no the blue will probably work.
 drcthulu: yeah @ErrDayGames
 GreatWahooney: p3p1 omnath to tie it all together?
goombalax: 2/2 lifelink gets in
flouncy_magooo: This is the Skittles of draft decks
Slacker1977: we could also get a Jegantha
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Ukon_Cairns: omnath for color fixing.
 Diabore: ergamon is fixing
ErrDayGames: seems pretty good honestly
goombalax: I like that invasion
 Rogue_07: I always hear that as "Invasion of Bergamot" and I'm like "Invasion of Earl Grey tea"
goombalax: I play it in standard
 lackingsanity: Its kind of like the briefcase from new capenna
 Diabore: your deck seems very top heavy
goombalax: Disturbed begins
 RAZRBCK08: Is nobody else in red?
ErrDayGames: 2 mana 2/2 for the curve is amazing rn
 Diabore: oh god this is still pack 2
 LibraryWitchKei: Oh yeah for sure
 Verrain2: Cede the Stormcore?
 ghizmou: I think it is
 Decaped: Beatstick is fixing.
Slacker1977: i think the Menace makes it good
ErrDayGames: i dont think its ever not worth running zurgo and ojutai
 drcthulu: Beat stick was pretty good when I put it on my ragavan
  TXC2: treasure is often good
 MurphEP: The Beamtown Boopstoock?
 Decaped: (I want a fixing purist chart now)
 GredGredmansson: that's good with the beatstick
 drcthulu: you have the beatstick
 GredGredmansson: BARALIZEV
 Diabore: bari zev is good
ErrDayGames: 2/4 first striker is still good
  RayFK: Censor
 Diabore: still a 2/4 first strike
nymistrya: Yeah but monke
 ThankYouUro: We should just take Herb here
 drcthulu: that sometimes makes monkeys
 Grimnus: Herbology instructor is a very solid 2 drop
 RAZRBCK08: I started one of my drafts in r/b then in pack 2 pivoted to G/B and I was gifted Glissa, Invasion of Lorwyn, 1 Blighted Burgeoning and an OG Sheoldred so that's been a fun deck
ErrDayGames: nah get pest actually
 GredGredmansson: first strike AND menace
Slacker1977: Pest?
funguslore: Barizeff + MONKE
 GredGredmansson: it's nasty
raaabr: Invasion of Kaldheim is the Field of the Dead effect
ErrDayGames: that card is the nuts
 RAZRBCK08: If Invasion of Kaldheim flips it's pretty much game over
raaabr: Making all lands into free plays is insane
 Grimnus: It only discards lands but its still great
 gamercat88: moons haunted
Carlioo: a cool -13/-13
LidofLoathing: to shreds, you say?
ErrDayGames: flash battles are neat
ErrDayGames: the idea of them
 GredGredmansson: at least Tymaret messes with the backside
 Verrain2: Cause black needed more removal.
ErrDayGames: pest is so good when splashing stuff
Shadowsoflife: What plane if azgol from?
funguslore: I have used taigem in combination with a Barizeff, a flipped Kenra Spelspear, a stoke the flames and a bounce spell 
Shadowsoflife: is*
Lithobraker: When the eldrazi came the Innistradians were like "Gertrude honey, could you grab the big axe". What weapon did Gertrude grab when the Phyrexians showed up?
noSmokeFire: the big BIG axe
raaabr: The chainsaw
Shadowsoflife: the battle axe
  RomanGoro: The regular axe, the Pyrexians are smaller than the Eldrazi
  TXC2: Lithobraker  the biggest axe
Carlioo: that's the new nickname!
 RAZRBCK08: This tymaret doesn't see enough play imo
 GreatWahooney: do it!
 LibraryWitchKei: Azgol is the plane. We only have the planechase card from 2012 and this card.
Easilycrazyhat: Easy - Oop's All Fixing
 GredGredmansson: that's very much a "I've already decided to do that regardless of your input"
Shadowsoflife: @LibraryWitchKei Interesting, thanks
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It counts for devotion while its front face is up.
 RAZRBCK08: The back side of Tolvada is really good
 Diabore: that battle is good enough to attack
 LibraryWitchKei: @Shadowsoflife Oh and the flavor text on Volcanic Spite in this set.
 KeytarCat: Just made my first MTG card order since I was like 7!  So many cat tokens!!
ErrDayGames: its a betterblossom
 SK__Ren: Bigger Blossom
JonHerzogArtist: Biggrblossm
  TXC2: an umamiblossm
Evil_John_Cena: at rare
raaabr: Finally, we've found
raaabr: The Betterblossom
 Pywodwagon: I mean, it's also a reanimate
 Diabore: @TXC2 
 Earthenone: yeah constructed stops at 4
Carlioo: dOeS tHiS gO iNtO aRiStOcRaTs?
 RAZRBCK08: If it was cheaper it would definitely see more play outside of limited
Shadowsoflife: @LibraryWitchKei Neat
raaabr: Battles seem to be better than people thought they'd be
Slacker1977: @Earthenone Invoke Despair, famously unplayable 
Ukon_Cairns: technically its a free better bitterblossom 
raaabr: Something something "Magic players are really bad at investing in their future"
goombalax: cut blue
 MurphEP: 10 lands
 GredGredmansson: fair
raaabr: Yeah, just Naya them
 Diabore: scrappy bruiser is one that sticks out to me
noSmokeFire: nah, yah, naya
 KeytarCat: @TXC2 Did you know that Umami was coined to describe Monosodium glutamate?
 Diabore: and war trained slasher
Niehilius: run 55 cards, all is good
 GredGredmansson: honestly hitting something for 1 isn't always the worst early on
 lackingsanity: I think you still want burgeoning for 3 colour
Ukon_Cairns: creatures are player removal npnp
goombalax: is invasion of theros worth a card here
Niehilius: add 5 lands, let's gooo
 Diabore: 1 mana short!
ErrDayGames: its better to suck it up on the low removal than to run lithomatic barrage honestly
emajimage: wg looks better than naya
 Easilycrazyhat: *VaderVoice* Nooooooo
Evil_John_Cena: in naya your creatures are the removal
 on_and_awful: My partner is in Taiwan for two weeks. MTG distraction is appreciated.
  TXC2: KeytarCat  not exactly, but I knew it was for "Japanese" food
 GredGredmansson: "no thanks"
 Diabore: cam please, dont test my heart like that
 Easilycrazyhat: Risky mouse move
 cmdrzellgaudis: Cam should transform the free wheeler to get another land
 GredGredmansson: Tymaret is also "a graveyard"
 cmdrzellgaudis: Never mind
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TheWarbo: can you do -c:r to split the deck by what you'd lose?
Slacker1977: i'd try to trade here
ErrDayGames: naya is good when curving out and just overruning, just run your best creatures and dont worry about removal. not like you have a choice with the draft
raaabr: Broken sky plus elesh norn is absurd
 Earthenone: i would have double blocked
  TXC2: naya is great until a board wipe happens 
 Diabore: uhhh
xarin_takeda: Joining the FamJam late, I love y’all but I refuse to wake up at 3:am
raaabr: C'mon land
xarin_takeda: Australia’s a hell of a place
 RAZRBCK08: We need a land
 Diabore: oh op
Evil_John_Cena: australia is full of spiders
 GredGredmansson: 
 LeonisCo: Man if elesh comes out this will be so brutal
Carlioo: swap places with james really quick
 KeytarCat: @xarin_takeda Good choice.  A la DBFH, don't try to catch all of it: you will fail, and you will regret the attempt 
 Easilycrazyhat: Deck whhyyyy
 Diabore: 4 in the air seems good
raaabr: Everything is Fine
 gualdhar: James' reverse-curse strikes again
 midnightcurryjazz: eat your gy in response!
 Earthenone: and eat the 1/1?
 GredGredmansson: @midnightcurryjazz with what, tymaret's dead
 Diabore: @midnightcurryjazz with what?
 midnightcurryjazz: shut up
 midnightcurryjazz: nerds D ;
 GredGredmansson: they can make more zombies
TrickJarrett: Hello all you awesome people
 on_and_awful: you totally attack
 GredGredmansson: 3
  TXC2: hello TrickJarrett  welcome
 Diabore: just letting them build up is a bad idea
 ninja_theory_ashrams: Functionality 16 life
 LurkerSpine: I'd attack, but I'm bad at this game
 Easilycrazyhat: Battle of the token making enchantments, rn
 GredGredmansson: they have 19 power on board
Slacker1977: if we swing they would still need something to kill us
Slacker1977: if my math checks out
dm818: ask James for help
 Grimnus: Kami is +1/+1 counters only not all counters
  TXC2: LAND!
Shadowsoflife: LAND!
  TXC2: you gotta start sending more energy chat!
raaabr: Ask James to touch your computer mouse
goombalax: sometimes you gotta pick your battles
 Easilycrazyhat: I mean, opp flooding isn't *awful* for us. They can only exile so many creatures in the bin.
 nalha: yea hitting battles is surprisingly bad in a lot of cases 
Mokomitas: I don't know.  They are getting 3 2/2s while you are getting 2/1s with lfielink.
 GredGredmansson: 16 power on board
 GredGredmansson: 7 can get in
Carlioo: how many creatures do you even have left in your graveyard?
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh no
 midnightcurryjazz:   
Carlioo: woooo
  TXC2: are thouest shiting me ?
 GredGredmansson: exactsies
 Easilycrazyhat: oof
goombalax: so sad
  TXC2: poo butts
Shadowsoflife: oof
raaabr: Elesh norn, who refused to show up
 Sorator13: rip
 accountmadeforants: This really needs MTGO's ability to show your hand 
 cmdrzellgaudis: Should’ve transformed the freewheeler
Scottymagic86: imagining being able to race 4 turns ago before deluge got outta control
dwchief: oh Noooorn! (
 incredulouspasserby: I wasn’t even playing that game and that tilted me off the planet.
 on_and_awful: What's a-norn with you?
 Earthenone: what does invasion search here?
goombalax: *armchair general* "Shoulda plainscycled"
 GredGredmansson: Norn: "your deck sucks, I'm not dealing with this"
goombalax: Invasion of theros should go
  TXC2: "hows life treating you Norn?" "Like it caught me in bed with it's wife"
 GredGredmansson: it gets Renata
raaabr: Sparky!
Slacker1977: @cmdrzellgaudis the biggest problem was not double blocking the first dragon attack and not pushing damage after
 Easilycrazyhat: The intro sparky stuff is so annoying XD
  TXC2: Right chat I'm off
raaabr: Maybe we should avoid the backseating commentary
 KeytarCat: MEATY BACON
Shadowsoflife: o/
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
 KeytarCat: gn, T!
 QuantumTwitch: the paperclip of arena
 Ogrekidd: its hard to make cuts in this format, there is some much juice with the multiverse legends going around
 Mazrae: Whelp just lost my draft and that was the last of my gems, LRR I blame you for getting me into MTG but I enjoy this game
 Lichenbeard: end next step?
 Easilycrazyhat: Hey cam, it's "next end step!"
Shadowsoflife: ^
nymistrya: This deck will really come together pack 4
 NUTSOFODEN: I see, its a Family Jamily
 Grimnus: Be mindful of the Censer if you complete the battle btw, since its a cast
 TheWriterAleph: "Damn. We're in a tight spot."
Ukon_Cairns: thought thats how he lost the eye
 GredGredmansson: who's laugh was that?
 Sorator13: Yeah, the phyrexian enchantments deck is surprisingly good
 Sibwow: is a family jamily like a beejy jeefy?
 ThankYouUro: oh no opponent
 NewtyNewts: Last Remaining Nut of Odin
raaabr: What's going on in Cam's draft
canadianbac0nz: opponent will be disappointed
absentaHC: censor alert
TheWarbo: Family Jamily with Fames James
 Mr_Horrible: I mean there *are* 2 nuts of Odin
 Mr_Horrible: they're just not in the same place
 NUTSOFODEN: Somehow the singular nut of oden seems worse
 RealGamerCow: He nailed his nut to the tree of creation to learn the secrets of Ligma
 Earthenone: battle isent phyrexian 
 memnus: Ohhh opp goozled themself
 Earthenone: oponent got got
Slacker1977:  opponent
 GredGredmansson: that includes the backside of Invasion of Azgol 
 Pywodwagon: Canlander Year End all star
 zhrang911: Friendly reminder that you cast the backside of battles 
 cmdrzellgaudis: No it’s a phyrexian
Slacker1977: Graham didn't even notice 
goombalax: after an orchiectomy I am going to tell people I nailed one of my nuts to the world tree to learn magic
CodeGreen101: 100 Hope everyone is doing well, never got bits before but wanted to tip my favorite canadians for all the enjoyment over the years
 Mr_Horrible: Phyrexian Censor just checking the goopiness levels of all cards played
 GredGredmansson: @cmdrzellgaudis what is?
 cmdrzellgaudis: The intercessor
Slacker1977: !card Shatter the sour
  LRRbot: Shatter the Source [5R] | Instant | Convoke / Choose one — / • Shatter the Source deals 6 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. / • Destroy target artifact.
 GredGredmansson: yeah but its also 6 mana; we aren't casting anything else anyway
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 GreatWahooney: I understood that reference
 nalha: flicker backup is amazing
raaabr: Is flicker good in this format?
 GredGredmansson: "enough"
noSmokeFire: oh no, kroxa ate timbits
 Bugberry: Backup is an ETB, so flicker is at least good with those.
 Earthenone: timberland anceint plays a land on tv
Spades_Slicc: Flicker? damn near exiled and returned to the battlefied 'er
 InTheHouseOfHavok: 100 Did somebody say bits?!
 Grimnus: Think ya have to grab the dog with it, since youre forced to block it next turn otherwise
 v_nome: When an intercessor and a fitting gorilla love each other very much... wait, I know this...
raaabr: Heck
Shadowsoflife: welp
Evil_John_Cena: "Having 1 life is fine, as long as your opponent has 0"
 nalha: 100 is this a bit now?
 brainbosh: What does invastion of belenon do?
 LurkerSpine: !card shatter the source
  LRRbot: Shatter the Source [5R] | Instant | Convoke / Choose one — / • Shatter the Source deals 6 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. / • Destroy target artifact.
 RAZRBCK08: We have to shatter the dog don't we?
 ThankYouUro: Belenon, hold up Shater?
 Seth_Erickson: I like brawler hold up shatter
 incredulouspasserby: Removal on the 5/4
 Mr_Horrible: 100 good bit, Streamer
xarin_takeda: Shatter that source my man
 Mr_Horrible: can shatter?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kill the token and let combat damage kill the 5/4?
 Seth_Erickson: I think you kill the artifact
 RAZRBCK08: Shatter the egg save our Intercessor
 Mr_Horrible: we could eat the artifact
Redcoaster: maybe better to shatter the token
Slacker1977: we can just kill the token
 memnus: Shatter the token instead?
theinvisiblevoice: killing the 3/3 seems fine
KelevaStreams: Shattering the token would be fine, right?
 Earthenone: you could smash to clear the board of non intercessors
 Grimnus: Little surprised they didnt try for lethal with that
 Grimnus: Cause of trample
 nalha: flip that battle!
Redcoaster: belenon moag swing
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They also don't have RR.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: NEver mind.
 nalha: you jinxed it
 Mr_Horrible: get in, loser, we're invading Belenon
 ThankYouUro: I'm a bigger farn of Belenon War Destiny
 ThankYouUro: fan*
 nalha: now they are deaderer
 Mr_Horrible: got there
 Grimnus: Right on the edge
 Neddy471: THAT was a turnaround.
 GreatWahooney: woo!
KelevaStreams: life is a resource etc. etc.
 MAPBoardgames: 
 Sorator13: 1 is not 0!
 GredGredmansson: the only life that matters is the last one
 ninja_theory_ashrams: 
 garion99: stabalise on 1
nevermore913: 1 is still alive
 KeytarCat: Holy beans, G, that was amazing
JdubCT: Invasions really pulled through there.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That tracks with my experience with this limited format. It seems like I've won about half my games at 1 life.
explodethings: I only came here to ask one question. Why is the Hermit Druid still alive.
 nalha: Have you actually figured out a balanced point system yet? 
 GredGredmansson: that is very good
 Sorator13: @explodethings because neither of the other two players at the table played any removal
explodethings: That is unfortunate.
 Seth_Erickson: I like just Mauler and not attacking
 Pywodwagon: I like gloomfang and then fight next turn
 nalha: oh and is there a point bonus sheet this time?
 Earthenone: bonus points are made up at the time of whatever we think is cool
 TheThirdTail: they won't draw 3 if they're dead before the ability resolves
KelevaStreams: oh dear
 Grimnus: They dont draw with Inga if you fight Inga first
 Sorator13: that's so many eyes!
 Easilycrazyhat: Gitaxias has at least 2 eyes, confirmed.
raaabr: The eyes, so we can cleanse our basely idiocy
nymistrya: Yeah most people do have two eyes
raaabr: Or however the line goes
 incredulouspasserby: That’s lethal
 Easilycrazyhat: You can assign damage to one creature
 GredGredmansson: its not lethal
 incredulouspasserby: Wait no keruga does not have menace anymore
JonHerzogArtist: Go face
 GredGredmansson: no
 Grimnus: @incredulouspasserby The menace from backup was on the turn only
explodethings: It doesn't have menace anymore
 nalha: but they draw 3
 brainbosh: but then they untap with 9 power
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They can kill one creature this way.
 SpicyNapalm: Don't attack with the 9/7!
 Sorator13: no, cause they have incubates & draw cards >.>
 zhrang911: Dont attack with both
 nalha: dont attack at all imo
 MAPBoardgames: Karuga the battle?
xarin_takeda: Only attack with the menace boi
Kethuel: they do draw
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They do draw cards. 4 things have died.
 Sorator13: they do draw, unfortunately
explodethings: Oh god
 Grimnus: They very much do draw this way im afraid
 GredGredmansson: !card inga rune eyes
  LRRbot: Inga Rune-Eyes [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | When Inga Rune-Eyes enters the battlefield, scry 3. / When Inga Rune-Eyes dies, draw three cards if three or more creatures died this turn.
baskwalla: Yeah 3 creatures died
explodethings: Sheoldred and Jin Gitaxias
explodethings: Same deck
 Sorator13: oh dear
 GredGredmansson: yeah its not "3 OTHER creatures"
stevencodestuff: Wow they got 2 praetors?
explodethings: Yeah Jin is in the yard
 GredGredmansson: and they flipped her
Carlioo: can you hold out for 7 turns?
GiraffeStache: That's game
Carlioo: probably not with the sheoldred
 Earthenone: why does your mom let you have two preators?!
 incredulouspasserby: I mean that’s game unless you have enchantment removal
 GredGredmansson: beg pardon
 nalha: @Earthenone Elesh Norn is a cool mom
noSmokeFire: when your phone responds to Atraxa D:
Evil_John_Cena: Siri is such a diva, she always thinks it's all about her
goombalax: Atraxa, play "you're already Dead" by Mark Rosewater
 ninja_theory_ashrams: Atraxa, play summer hot mix
JdubCT: At least we'll have died how we lived. Drowning in Phyrexians.
explodethings: I want them to flip Jin Gitaxias
explodethings: For content
 Sorator13: Ooh
 Mr_Horrible: gross
 Rogue_07: Oh boy
Carlioo: cool boardstate streamer
 NewtyNewts: As long as they  don't have counterplay
 roastbeefsandwitch: This whole set brings into question if the Phasing of Zalfhir (2UU) is actually playable now, with all the Phyrexian synergies
 Barb4rian: Green swing  B I G
Carlioo: yeeeaaaah!
 Sorator13: ahhhhhhhh
 TheWriterAleph: omg
 Grimnus: All the things
JonHerzogArtist: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Evil_John_Cena: oh hell
 NewtyNewts: Now THAT'S a boardstate
 Mr_Horrible: oh dear
 on_and_awful: mmmmmm, delicious sheoldred
 Seth_Erickson: how close are they to milling out
raaabr: WHAT HAPPENED?
stevencodestuff: Imagine the sun fall on that 
theamc2000: How many cards drawn
 Travilogue: so much stuff on the stack
Shadowsoflife: OOOH  WHAT?
 GredGredmansson: @raaabr sheoldred happened
baskwalla: Sir, your battlefield isn't your graveyard
 Seth_Erickson: with gyruda going off again?
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 roastbeefsandwitch: WTH
 ThankYouUro: you win 
 roastbeefsandwitch: That board state!
 Sorator13: triggersssss
 Invitare: now simply cast Settle the Wreckage
 TheWriterAleph: j... judge? help.
Shadowsoflife: judge!
 Mr_Horrible: YES
JdubCT: HAHAHAHA
Carlioo: OOOOOOOOH
theamc2000: James won
 Pywodwagon: AHAHAHAHHAHA
 NewtyNewts: WHAT
 on_and_awful: hahahahahahaa
 Mr_Horrible: STEALTH KERUGA
 Sorator13: 
JonHerzogArtist: OHMYGOD
Carlioo: MAGIC THE GATHERING
BatenicYork: OH NO
 TheWriterAleph:  !!
 Rogue_07: Ahahahahaha
 ninja_theory_ashrams: 
 Mac1904: uh....
 Barb4rian: JAAMMMEESS!!! HAHAHA
Distrei: LMAO
 LurkerSpine: 100 victory!
 WiJohn:    
 Andymonium: pfffft
Y2A_Alkis: OMG
 TwitchTVsFrank:    
 MurphEP: Chievo!
noSmokeFire: 
 SpicyNapalm:  FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
Distrei: that's why you play it out kids
Nuha: Achievo!
raaabr: HUBRIS
 midnightcurryjazz:     
 FenrisSchafer:   
 GredGredmansson: Keruga, the Sleeper Agent
 TwitchTVsFrank:   
 Grimnus: A perfect example for not conceding
 meepsalot: amazing
 TheKingWiggins: That should be a bingo itself
 KustarKnight: 
Evil_John_Cena: highlight reel?
 arkham1981: Easy game
TariiK_: NO WAY AHAHAHA
 NewtyNewts: !card keruga
  LRRbot: Keruga, the Macrosage [3{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Hippo [5/4] | Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with mana value 3 or greater and land cards. / When Keruga, the Macrosage enters the battlefield, draw a card for each other permanent you control with mana value 3 or greater.
 Bugberry: death by hippo
 KeytarCat: What a legendary way to go
 wordlessRage: lmao
JonHerzogArtist: See you in the Gighlight Reel
 Dromos_GHG: Holy!
xarin_takeda: WE TAKE THOSE!
 Sorator13: YES
Carlioo: OUTPLAYED
 Andymonium: i am: crying
 Travilogue: I think that is worth an achievment point
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: And that is why you ALWAYS play it out
Shadowsoflife: wow
 Earthenone: the mill point 
  Juliamon: That's ABSOLUTELY bonus-worthy
 TheWriterAleph: Easy Game for Babies(TM).
 PsiMaster54: 40
 lamina5432: neither are a may ?
 ShaneLeeAtk: All of them
usmu1976:      
 meepsalot: so many epic plays today
iDangero:   
theinvisiblevoice: did they stack wrong, or were they dead as soon as it flipped?
Slacker1977: that Keruga at the end was probably around 6 by itself
 nalha: new draft, wish me luck
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not quite 40, but definitely too many.
EvilBadman: Not a may trigger
 Mr_Horrible: "Yeah I killed my opponent with Keruga." "Like, swinging for 5?" "No no, nothing so pedestrian."
nymistrya: Who needs a board state when you have a clear skill advantage
JdubCT: Stoke the flames is such a clutch combat trick. I loved it when it was last in Standard.
 NewtyNewts: Evenness is in the eye of the beholder
 Grimnus: Suddenly the parity is shattered
 on_and_awful: "HERE is how you storm the seedcore"
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/EagerSmallGiraffeStoneLightning-jgpYhAmkOeL-KAL4
 GredGredmansson: target "player" searches for land
 GredGredmansson: why do you want your opponent to search for land
 Sorator13: @GredGredmansson so they mill outsooner!
 Earthenone: presumably comander or 2hg
 PsiMaster54: its so you don't get blown out if they kill your creature
 accountmadeforants: @GredGredmansson Maybe they want to have it as a politics/2hg thing?
JdubCT: @GredGredmansson Archive trap?
CrescendoSlash: original fertilid also says 'target player' so mostly likely a callback
 memnus: Fertilid's Favor is worded that way so your opponent can't stop the ramp by removing your creature
 GredGredmansson: "player" still lets you do that
 accountmadeforants: Sorator13 They can just fail to find.
 Mac1904: james gets arrested for stealing the game
 SpicyNapalm: What memnus said
 Pinwiz11: Less of a Storm, more of a sprinkle
 Sorator13: @accountmadeforants shhhhhh
 KustarKnight: @GredGredmansson I mean...Ancestral Recall lets you have your opponent draw 3 if you want
 Swickwick: Commander with the ObNixilus that deals 10 Damage for Searching your Library?
ErrDayGames: get first struck nerd
 GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson that's like saying "why does Ancestral Recall say player and not opponent"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: This block kills you.
 PsiMaster54: first strike!
 Sorator13: tbf, Recall is *old* card design
JdubCT: Archive trap often takes advantage of field of ruin. So, forcing them to search can matter.
Ukon_Cairns: two first strikers make this rough
 ninja_theory_ashrams: Timing
 GredGredmansson: aren't you just dead?
 Grimnus: First strike happens before the lifelink sadly
 Sorator13: Oh. Oh dear.
jspencer91: First strike kills you before lifelink
 Bugberry: @GredGredmansson "target player" is also the text on the original Fertilid, so it's at least consistent.
Slacker1977: @GredGredmansson we live at 4 right now because lifelink
theamc2000: First strike
Carlioo: first strike!
Slacker1977: oh, right, doi
 ghizmou: meep
raaabr: First strike be first striking
 GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson about that
 Pywodwagon: The reason why Fertillid's favor says target player is so that if the creature is killed in response you don't lose the land
raaabr: What is this list
Slacker1977: so we couldn't live. got it
 KeytarCat: You cannot win the game if you have already lost the game, or something
raaabr: And how can I play it
 Grimnus: Was no block where you lived unfortunately
 WiJohn: Vorinclex maybe?
 WiJohn: 8's a lot
 jackulhaups: id cut dina probably, shes just kinda in between a lot of things
 Invitare: more like Boringclex am i rite
Evil_John_Cena: but vorinclex is sweet
BatenicYork: so true
Elunex: ehh u get to 8 i feel, very few decks feels fast enough
ErrDayGames: thats unfortunately the worse vorniclex in the set
EvilBadman: Eight is enough
 Mr_Horrible: I respect the commitment
 GredGredmansson: ok I gotta head out I have FMN in an hour
 ghizmou: but once you get 8 lands, you'll have access to so much more mana
dm818: I had an Atraxa deck earlier it was super sweet
Evil_John_Cena: Phyrexia Forever!
Slacker1977: oh, it's not the good Vorinclex. 
 RockPusher: When you are the voice of hunger, you do ate a lot…
Sannindi: 8 is a lot... of fun!
raaabr: Are we gonna get to 7 lands and waiting on a land again
 Seth_Erickson: Could cut a scrollshift I think
 lamina5432: vorenclex is also just a 5 mana big dude
JdubCT: Is 17 lands enough?
 GredGredmansson: friday might nagic
Ukon_Cairns: vorinclex costing 3 more than any other card, and atraxa costing 3 colors of mana more than any other card make them stick out, but id never say to cut them
 Bugberry: @Slacker1977 it's still the "wins games of limited" vorinclex.
 Mr_Horrible: OG from New Phyrexia
dm818: Original Vorinclex
theamc2000: Listen to us? Big mistake
Jensling: 8 is a lot - but Vornclex is A LOT
JdubCT: Cause if we're betting on an 8 drop don't we want 18 lands?
 WiJohn: I dunno, I feel like the mana doubling at 8 mana isn't great I'd kind of rather have the 8/8 hexproof trample at that cost
 Invitare: "I don't know, it's a green card so I'm still reading it"
raaabr: Guardian of Ghirapur is disgusting
EvilBadman: Counterpoint, chat: This is a fun time, who cares if Vorinclex is "the good one"
 Sorator13: @EvilBadman 100
 Seth_Erickson: No don't listen to them vorinclex is fine
raaabr: (Don't cut Vorinclex)
Evil_John_Cena: no Cam don't do it!
 NewtyNewts: No, don't give in to peer pressure!
 MurphEP: I'm here for Vorinclex
BatenicYork: Just do what brings you joy Cam
 Grimnus: That ones just not suited to limited
 MurphEP: I trust Cam's judgment
Slacker1977: Vorinclex is fine 
Slacker1977: there's just a better one in the set as well 
 incredulouspasserby: Don’t cut vorinclex. But also - urn?
absentaHC: but....what if you cut vorinclex?
 Bugberry: No Praetor is bad in Limited, if you can get them out.
 Mr_Horrible: doubles your mana and slow-untaps their mana
 Unas84: and 'stuns' opponents lands
 WiJohn: If you love it, follow your heart
 Sorator13: games are for fun! if it amuses you, keep it in!
 midnightcurryjazz: it does more than that cam
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, makes your lands tap for 2 mana every turn and makes opps lands tap for mana every 2 turns Wowee
 Mr_Horrible: it's a house if it sticks, makes them playing to the board almost impossible
JdubCT: Be the Vorinclex you want to see in the world.
 TheKingWiggins: Isn’t the Fan Jam playing for fun how you want to play? What’s more fun than Vorinclex?
 TheKingWiggins: Fam*
 Nydestroyer: well then
 Faulpyr: Raises your flier
dm818: So many Angels
Elunex: have you guys drafted enough to find a favorite deck yet?
 Mac1904: @Bugberry eh, OG Jin-Gitaxias can kill you
 Mr_Horrible: jeegus, Boon-bringer is a nasty thing to see turn 5
raaabr: Boon-bringer is an absurd card that has swung games against me
absentaHC: true @Mac1904 jin is suicidal
 jackulhaups: this really...escalated quickly
raaabr: Save us Atraxa
 Mr_Horrible: you're also 1(?) off urning the angel?
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ErrDayGames: atraxa with those counters also hot
Slacker1977: !card Urn of sacrifice
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 Grimnus: Climbing on up
raaabr: !card Godfire urn
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 NUTSOFODEN: Cosmic Hunger is going to be me after work today, skipped lunch for a nap so by dinner it'll be go time
 Nydestroyer: might as well be mythic
 NewtyNewts: Hooray!
Slacker1977: !card Urn of godfire
  LRRbot: Urn of Godfire [1] | Artifact | {2}: Add one mana of any color. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice Urn of Godfire: Destroy target creature or enchantment.
raaabr: What's going on in Cam's game now @_@
Slacker1977: we cut away right after the angel dying
noSmokeFire: this is going to be one of those two land hands that never sees another land
raaabr: Can't escape poison, even in this set
raaabr: Another Damn it
gangalligalax: Does anyone know if Desertbus always falls on the same dates each year? (I really don't wanna bother the folks as they stream, but I looked at the website and couldn't find the answer; I would like to make something for a an auction)
Slacker1977: Jams is corrupted
Ukon_Cairns: no worries, once we get to 5 mana we get to start ramping
EvilBadman: @gangalligalax Not always the same dates but around those, usually.
 Earthenone: db always is in november, exact dates have varried,
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raaabr: !card glistening dawn
  LRRbot: Glistening Dawn [2GG] | Sorcery | Incubate X twice, where X is the number of lands you control.
gangalligalax: @juliamon thank you, I'll go follow
noSmokeFire: @gangalligalax https://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/index.php/Desert_Bus_for_Hope starts in one of the last weeks of november
  Juliamon: They usually open apps around now
Spectre97: Made 10/10s with it last night
 Grimnus: Oh no hes back
 KustarKnight: oh that one....yeah...
 Grimnus: They recurred him with the escort
 Bugberry: they brought it back
type_variable: its the same one
Slacker1977: Escort is gravedigger
noSmokeFire: finn's back on the escalator...
Carlioo: merc the timber?
 memnus: Repurposing the timberland seems good
 Earthenone: exile large thing, make small thing
KelevaStreams: Merciless the timberland ancient seems fine
 brainbosh: Which will kill you faster
 Earthenone: egg can trade for finn
 memnus: Can take two more poison, then next turn flip the incubator and storm
 Earthenone: Scam Likely calls me all the time
noSmokeFire: it's certain fraud or nothing for me
Shadowsoflife: ^
KelevaStreams: gives you an incubator that can trade with Fynn next turn
Lithobraker: "Too many fins" the Simic never
 Pinwiz11: And it's Dr. Fraud, Esq., please
Carlioo: party time!
Scarbble: so much chandra today
 drcthulu: It kills you
 NewtyNewts: Ooh, another chandra blowout
 WiJohn: Hope bacon!
 KustarKnight: removal/burn
 brainbosh: What are elfs
SoulSurgae: opp did not attack??
Slacker1977: we can't kill fynn
 Earthenone: we gotta kil the 4/5 we cant deal with a 7 menache'
 Grimnus: The instructor flips and kills the token this way
 brainbosh: Storm to kill Fynn
SoulSurgae: dead either way
 Bugberry: another rare in their hand
 RockPusher: !listen
  LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
 brainbosh: Only way
 NewtyNewts: Reading: not for the faint of heart.
 midnightcurryjazz: No, you suck!
 MegaDosX: James you're dead either way
 drcthulu: yeah
KelevaStreams: Only choice otherwise you're dead on board
Ukon_Cairns: we dont get another turn so sure
 Earthenone: you dont get haste
 SpicyNapalm: DoB
 Gaz_L: reading the chat explains the something something
Shadowsoflife: oof
 memnus: Oh wait storm give vigilance!
 drcthulu: dead to either damage or poison
stevencodestuff: I think he just has lethal cu fynn 
 Grimnus: It gets vigilance
 SpicyNapalm: The poison ACTUALLY MATTERED WTF
 Bugberry: death by poison or damage, your choice
 LurkerSpine: vigi
 KustarKnight: vigil
 CaKnuckleguy: Do it for the lulz
 Grimnus: You live this way
 philippekav: vigilence
type_variable: you dont have haste
Ukon_Cairns: and summoning sick
 memnus: You've got two blockers next turn
 Seth_Erickson: does it give haste though
Slacker1977: Haste?
 drcthulu: it's summoning sick
 Grimnus: Ah right
xarin_takeda: Summoning sickness
BatenicYork: 
 memnus: oh oop.
 Grimnus: Blanked entirely on that
 KustarKnight: oh derp
 brainbosh: Kill Fynn
raaabr: Die by poison
Scarbble: poison
 LurkerSpine: poison
 NUTSOFODEN: Poison
Ukon_Cairns: honor fynn
KelevaStreams: dying to poison is cool
 Grimnus: Let Fynn has his feast
BatenicYork: poison
 Earthenone: die to poision, its better content
 v_nome: Quick and painless?
Ukon_Cairns: 
Carlioo: achivement! (for the opponent)
 NorthstarTex: Not poison...too late
Slacker1977: after ONE? screw poison wins
 CaKnuckleguy: Poison is 'Dies to the People Removal' for people.
TheWarbo: the Bolas Linger
 MegaDosX: Spicy
 KustarKnight: we take those
Slacker1977: !card Rona, herald
  LRRbot: Rona, Herald of Invasion [1U] (back: Rona, Tolarian Obliterator) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Whenever you cast a legendary spell, untap Rona, Herald of Invasion. / {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {5}{B/P}: Transform Rona. Activate only as a sorcery.
 philippekav: bola slinger is low-key a banger
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raaabr: Alright, gonna head out, but I wish everyone a very good Fam Jam
 MegaDosX: I smell trickery
 WiJohn: Attack first, see what they do?
Ukon_Cairns: i trust opp to have nothing
 as_ever_ellesandra: 's
 as_ever_ellesandra: then dropping the tree
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
 Grimnus: Just cant keep him away
 Sorator13: 
 MegaDosX: James' opponents are unrelentingly toxic
Slacker1977: why won't Graham's opponent loot?worrying
 Earthenone: james made it to silver, everyone knows silver players are toxic 
absentaHC: still cheaper than vorinclex
 Travilogue: I really like Drana and Linvala, but I GUESS I'll take this Ragavan...
  RayFK: It's dominated by Fyn's
 Gaz_L: Fynns make them go faster
 MegaDosX: @RayFK There are places you'd have to pay for that
 Gaz_L: @MegaDosX OnlyFynns?
 Sorator13: oof
 memnus: Wildwood Escort grabbing the Geoderm seems good too
 MegaDosX: Oh.
Slacker1977: the caft we kept our Slinger here is a blessing
 Sorator13: Hm.
 Gaz_L: we got ourself a good old fashioned board stall
noSmokeFire: no wonder graham's struggling, OP has a world champion on his board
 Sorator13: Anyone else ahve trouble reading Imori's P/T on that card treatment?
 MegaDosX: Turns out she's good when you play...*checks notes*...other creatures
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 Sorator13: I was talking about when it's blue against that background on Arena
 MegaDosX: I mean, it gave them two
 Sorator13: !card invasion of merc
  LRRbot: Invasion of Mercadia [1R] (back: Kyren Flamewright) | Battle — Siege [4] | When Invasion of Mercadia enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
frozenphoenix7: Sooo....what's cards in deck for opponent
 KeytarCat: Suddenly a lot of acceleration.  What a jerk! 
 Bugberry: for all the creatures they have, the Connoisseur still only has 1 power
 MegaDosX: !card shatter the source
  LRRbot: Shatter the Source [5R] | Instant | Convoke / Choose one — / • Shatter the Source deals 6 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. / • Destroy target artifact.
Kethuel: Yeah Connoisseur seems like it's really hard to make big
Kethuel: discerning taste
 Sorator13: 
Carlioo: james!
 Pywodwagon: It feels like it could be +2/0 and be fine
 NorthstarTex: so we can blame james? not that james, the other james
 Earthenone: ruh roh
 Gaz_L: perhaps it is the Pokemon James Turner?
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: opponents not really incubating
yukichocomilk: oh boy
 Pywodwagon: oh no
 MegaDosX: All of that is a problem
LoneGoat: maybe they'll deck lol
 A_Dub888: 
 Banrael: Is math for blockers?
 Gaz_L: flunge and let god sort em out
yukichocomilk: I think only 4 dmg goes through
 Grimnus: It does just win currently
 MegaDosX: Graham says beep beep
 TheWriterAleph: froot froot
Carlioo: your creatures are so small!
 Barb4rian: Good flunge
 Andymonium: math is for blockers dot jpeg
Slacker1977: i'd say they go to -4
yukichocomilk: I don't think it's enough
KelevaStreams: as always, math is for blockers
LoneGoat: love the attacking 0/4 that just wants to fit in
 MegaDosX: Theyw ent to 1
 Grimnus: Ah
Kethuel: One?!
 Barb4rian: Oh nooo
 MurphEP: 
 NewtyNewts: Uh oh!
 A_Dub888: 
 MegaDosX: Someone call Graham!
yukichocomilk: oh 32 life though  nvm
 Earthenone: ahh the serge meme
LoneGoat: quick run over there
Carlioo: the captain has left the station!
 MurphEP: lol
 A_Dub888: I'm sure its fine
KelevaStreams: the blocker did the math. c'est la vie
 Sorator13: 
yuan42: they crack back for 27 i think?
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 MegaDosX: They do not
 MegaDosX: They do have vigilance however
LoneGoat: i mean honestly the next one might be lethal
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Slacker1977: i think it's 32 exactly
 fiftymcnasty: it was 32 exactly
 Earthenone: it was 32 if you dident block 
 MegaDosX: That will become six with Bola Slinger
 SpicyNapalm: Tap their flier and hit for lethal!
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: you have 8 attackers
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: and you tap 1 blocker
 MegaDosX: Also yeah tap the flyer and they lose
 Earthenone: you have skubger too
Angreed66: still 7 blockers they tapped one to make one
LoneGoat: hue hue uhe hue
 MegaDosX: I vote beep beep again
 Pywodwagon: second verse same as the first
 TheWriterAleph: again again!
 brainbosh: Hope they don't have removal
 drcthulu:  there
 brainbosh: 6 mana, inga
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: their creatures tap for mana
 MegaDosX: Fair.
 GhostValv: D:
 TheWriterAleph: that one convoke card would be pretty bad too
Carlioo: 
 SpicyNapalm: 
LoneGoat: GOTTEM
 Sorator13: 
 Grimnus: Get that guy in particular
yukichocomilk: 
 Barb4rian: lulz
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "fuck that guy in particular"
Slacker1977: @brainbosh only for creatures
 drcthulu: the dragon tap of blocking
 A_Dub888: From Hell's heart they block at thee
 TheWriterAleph: 
 KustarKnight: the double flunge
Slacker1977: man, OP not double blocking Slinger a few turns earlier really bit them in the butt
 KustarKnight: nobody expects the double flunge
 Gaz_L: drawing lands: good in this format
 Bugberry: maybe because it's a pilot?
 drcthulu: just practice sketching landscapes so you can level up drawing land
 NorthstarTex: drawing land seems like a good idea, might have to try that myself
 Gaz_L: we have premiere drawing lands player James Turner in the studio, maybe Cam can get some pointers?
 Coloneljesus: just got here. are the matching outfits intentional?
Carlioo: I don't like the sound the billyrider makes
 drcthulu: just put all the counters on the goat
Elunex: was that the sound from picking the kithkin knight?
Elunex: it was horrid
SplashDazzler54: that noise was deeply unpleasant
LoneGoat: greyn
Slacker1977: @Carlioo it's not the billyrider. it's her goat 
 drcthulu: careful that goat has backup
ghyllnox: It's like those family pictures from the 90s with everyone in little outfits
Carlioo: @Carlioo that does not make it better!
 Gaz_L: i know the FamJam has moved away from the team format, but team t-shirts would've been fun
 kumatsu: you don't say it to their face, you say it to their cap
 Earthenone: they do have undenyable skills though
 Earthenone: !card madcap skills
  LRRbot: Madcap Skills [1R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has menace.
 Mr_Horrible: of course not to their face - you're much much taller than them, Graham
dm818: Cam is looking to be fun police this draft
Slacker1977: Frog
 drcthulu: yorion with backup
 Nydestroyer: now I kinda want a Drizzt style character thats just a good redcap
 drcthulu: cool
 ThankYouUro: WELL
 zhrang911: Wait yorion backup though
 Bugberry: Yorion is in White, and it's good with Backup.
Slacker1977: Yorion!
Carlioo: let's go yorian! make the 60-deck of your dreams!
frozenphoenix7: I love you Yorion.  You were taken from me too soon
yukichocomilk: it's still insane in the maindeck
 kumatsu: the entire draft pool is playable if you're trying hard neough
Carlioo: yorian took me to 4 wins in a draft so clearly it must be good
 Gaz_L: Cam just builds a pioneer deck
Slacker1977: just draft only good cards. no downside to Yorion then
 couchboyj: Being little assholes is kind of a Redcaps thing, they might might take it as a compliment
 Earthenone: haste flipper?
 ThankYouUro: more harried artisan?
 Earthenone: yeah especialy when your game plan involves protecting a 2 drop
Slacker1977: the Sunder should be surprisingly playable as well
Slacker1977: there's some messed up enchantments you wanna kill
 ThankYouUro: oh yeah it's Reyav Time
 Easilycrazyhat: It's pretty sick.
Carlioo: oh man that card art is so cool
 Earthenone: 2/2 that flips into a 2 3/3's
 Earthenone: one drop might be good with backup stuff
yukichocomilk: the 1/1 that sacs lands to draw has really impressed me
 SpicyNapalm: Gremlin is great to backup on, poops out a bigger friend
 Mr_Horrible: and if the 3/3 gets bigger, so does the copy
 incredulouspasserby: The counter bit matters here too since there’s so much backup
 Bugberry: I just realized Furnace Gremlin is pretty good with Backup.
Ilyusion: Battle on my dude
Slacker1977: @yukichocomilk you always love flood protection in draft
 SpicyNapalm: Belanon is one of the best invasions
 ThankYouUro: at a treat
 SpicyNapalm: Anthem is busto
  RayFK: Your deck shouldn't be half lands G, 17 at most
yukichocomilk: @yukichocomilk yup, as a jon avon impersonator I agree
glitched_goddess: Try not doing that next time
 couchboyj: I love Backup.  Real banger of a mechanic
 kumatsu: @RayFK #wotcstaff
 Easilycrazyhat: Pros coming in here with the hot tips
  RayFK: Oh yeah Ku is right, #wotcstaff
Slacker1977: or Duneshaper
Ilyusion: Yes
 Easilycrazyhat: Yes
 Pywodwagon: BEEP BEEP
 drcthulu: big dumb dino
Spectre97: vroom!
 MegaDosX: Vamposaur let's go
 TwitchTVsFrank: 18 lands can occasionally be correct
 more_alpacas: clearly you want Jin
 SpicyNapalm: Seems dece Graham, take bomb 👍
 MegaDosX: Jin is a trap always take the big dinosaur
 XenoPenumbra: Ghalta all day
Ilyusion: Dino > Jin it may not be better but you know its swag
Slacker1977: in this booster? sure, dino time
 Sorator13: You may have to go turn on the spam filter on your phone, G
 Bugberry: I love any format where I don't feel bad first picking a gold rare.
 SK__Ren: Mine does that as part of a call filter from my provider.
 Mr_Horrible: You know that if it's from Illionis, it's spam 
dm818: imoti is pretty good too
Carlioo: just ramp into ghalta, easy
 ladyjessica: Mine just started doing it randomly
 Seth_Erickson: My phone does that
 gamercat88: did you update your phones recently
 Sorator13: That is often a thing, yes
 Seth_Erickson: probably a new os update
 Mr_Horrible: pretty mine just started labeling stuff after an OS update at some point
 brainbosh: My phone has been doing that since I got it
 Easilycrazyhat: Huh, I thought I set that up but I guess my phone did it automatically
 TwitchTVsFrank: Do you both have the same cell carrier?
 Dumori: Think it's a service provider side thing but IDK
 couchboyj: Vampire Dinosaur is the type line my 10 year old self didn't dare to dream of.
Lithobraker: My android has don that for a long time
 Gaz_L: Mavren Fain rides big dino/now it's time for you to lose the game
 MegaDosX: "I've been too hydrated today. Anyway could you get me some more water please?"
 Mr_Horrible: Graham has just become that "move liquid between tanks" puzzle from Resident Evil
Ilyusion: Canlander playable
 MegaDosX: That Brawler tho
type_variable: wow what a pack
Ilyusion: Do it cam
 MegaDosX: Tough choice
yukichocomilk: brawler is insane
maniac_fish: and forest
 drcthulu: that's a toughy
croisvoix1: Something might actually wheel there
 couchboyj: Brawler
 Mr_Horrible: Invasion is still the choice here, but the signpost is awful
 Sorator13: judge, can I just take this pack?
 Travilogue: Probably get one of those back?.... maybe
 ThankYouUro: Brawler probs
 Earthenone: 3 defense battle seems really good
Juubbz: pray for the wheel
Redcoaster: I would go gobakhan and try to wheel brawler
 MegaDosX: The Brawler can become such a problem
bartimus_thundercask: Take gobakan because rare?
 Rogue_07: Invasion's back is quite good
Slacker1977: honestly, i'd probably take Fynn
 TwitchTVsFrank: EZ Just take the whole pack
 Gaz_L: Forest, one of the 5 most powerful cards in Magic
Ilyusion: Wayyy up Cam is blessed
 TheAwkes: What's a Linger, and why does Bolas need one?
Elunex: i love the phyrexian deck so id take oring boy
offbeatwitch: just got back from the friday night draft, hello
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Whole Ass-Doughnuts?
offbeatwitch: in my first game i drew 16 of my 17 lands
 Gaz_L: Joe, Donut Ninja
  RayFK: Does the wind come?
 Nydestroyer: slingers seem good with the doublers
TriseAlpha: as opposed to the half-ass donuts
 KustarKnight: better than half-ass doughnuts
 Gaz_L: @RayFK if it's partner isn't selfish
Carlioo: @offbeatwitch james?
EvilBadman: @Rayfk As Rothfuss
EvilBadman: ask*
 BusTed: :wuf
 BusTed: 
Ilyusion: Who are we to determine what is and isn't art
Nukified: society, and we say no
 KustarKnight: i'd get a 4/4
frieizy: that there is a 3/2
 SpicyNapalm: 4/4 better imo
  RayFK: Fair
maniac_fish: chomping kavu looks way too similar to a naked mole rat and it bothers me
 philippekav: also the weird transform
LoneGoat: no
 SpicyNapalm: Atraxa's fall is borderline
 Seth_Erickson: I think Atraxa's Fall is very good
 Sorator13: yes, Atraxa's Fall is solid
 Mr_Horrible: Anafenza is so strong
GrumpyOldFarts: I want to see that draft
 Bugberry: Atraxa's fall at least can deny battles and answer incubators, so it basically always has a good target.
 Mr_Horrible: infinite persist combos 
Slacker1977: why isn't OP flipping their weird?
cachorubione: attack anad go
LoneGoat: because it's sorcery speed only
epicduece: attack and see what op has
Casualcitizen: Holding up convoke counterspell prob
Slacker1977: @LoneGoat but they did nothing for their last 2 turns, that's what i meant
Ilyusion: That thing is weird, kill it
Slacker1977: aha, so that's why.
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maniac_fish: wasn't it 2G in shadows? or am I crazy
 SpicyNapalm: Power creep
LoneGoat: nap time
 Mr_Horrible: there's also the card that's literally just Mighty Leap with convoke added in this set
 Mr_Horrible: tricks be getting puuuushed
maniac_fish: Oh I'm thinking of Clear Shot I think nvm
LoneGoat: @maniac_fish there was +2+4 reach untap for 2g in innistrad classic
frieizy: a set late but it's also wild for limited that arrest is just a 2 mana effect now
frieizy: Better Arrest, even
 Pywodwagon: making a 7 mana 7/7 seems fine
 KustarKnight: backup the informant so you have 2 5-power
Slacker1977: in b4 the creature mana leak
  Seabats: woulda still put it on informant because if they bounce the 5/5 you're not completely at a loss
Slacker1977: also, Yorion would be even better
DoomBringerIL: @LoadingReadyRun no untapped?
GrumpyOldFarts: Also, Cut Short protection
radioshackraider: Cam jokes, but I jaust had two Elesh Norns (MOM version) in my draft deck
Slacker1977: sure
 TwitchTVsFrank: Yolo
 midnightcurryjazz: play to your outs
epicduece: do eet
  Seabats: inc cut short
  Seabats: or that
frieizy: looool
 TheWriterAleph: op plz
  Seabats: me entering silent hill
 Pywodwagon: you're still in a good spot
 kumatsu: but James they have a battle
DragonMZ: Still have your 7/7 though
 SK__Ren: White Fog?!
frieizy: that card doesn't even seem good to maindeck
yuan42: surge of salvation is such a dirty card
frieizy: it's a mediocre trick and a fog vs two colors
 Bugberry: It also gives hexproof so it's way more than a fog.
epicduece: attack
epicduece: yup
DragonMZ: and welcome to the jam
 Earthenone: move fan to rat and slam yeah
maniac_fish: @frieizy it also gives you and all your permanents hexproof
 SpicyNapalm: Reequip to informant for sure
epicduece: ratJAM
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Rat jam?
 SpicyNapalm: ratJAM
RevolverRossalot: Unblocked Dina is also lethal, right?
LoneGoat: give em the ol rat n jam
 Bugberry: @frieizy you're 70% likely to run into at least one of the colors.
 A_Dub888: Come on and slam, and welcome to Rat Jam
 Grimnus: Errant is married to another Woman is the thing
Toabgut: not to each other though
epicduece: kekw
yuan42: isnt giada in a relationship with someone from capenna though?
 shurtal: DAMN
TriseAlpha: Errant is, but Giada's ace... and 12...
DaggieWaggie: Errant is married to a maestro
 BusTed: 
 philippekav: they are lesbians but aren't together (I think)
yuan42: errant, not giada
 Pywodwagon: Giada is a child and Errant is Married
YawgmothsBargainStore: Parnese from SNC
 Bugberry: and thus god spoke "gg"
 Nydestroyer: four wins casino and resort
RevolverRossalot: GG is short for God Game, yup
ErrDayGames: big booty blowouts
 Loonatic93: I was really pumped when it turned out that Sahili Rai and Hautli are a cannon couple!  I love them both so much!
 Bugberry: The flavor text on Serra Faithkeeper is one of my favorite in the set.
 Loonatic93: The new printing of Wind-Scarred Crag makes me so upset.
Kethuel: beeg Norn Face
Slacker1977: are we not running Yorion?
DaggieWaggie: Did Parnesse get a card? Genuinely can’t remember
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/DrabHonorablePeachBrokeBack-Knth2rd_JRZy6j9D
 Pywodwagon: @DaggieWaggie Commander Set
YawgmothsBargainStore: Parnese is a crad from the commander deck
YawgmothsBargainStore: !card Parnese, the Subtle Brush
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 SpicyNapalm: I got the MOM pre-order bundle thing just to get a Fblthyp pet so I can have Fbylthyp pet, avatar, and sleeves  
 Invitare: they asked God if they could win
 Nydestroyer: @SpicyNapalm me right now
 Nydestroyer: 
 drcthulu: Proximity to James spreads the curse
 Loonatic93: Opinion:  Halo Hopper is the cutest card in the set.
micalovits: They made a pouty face at god
 TheWriterAleph: lordy.
yuan42: cam needs to pray harder to the omnisiah for the shuffler to give him good card draw
 TheWriterAleph: "so what we want to do here is"
 Rogue_07: Wait 2 turns so you can have intervention up?
 Wolfstrike_NL: Huh, TiL that if you take 4 of all the common+uncommon red, white, and red+white cards with backup, and 24 lands, you end up with exactly 60 cards, and probally a bad standard deck(?) 
micalovits: Thats not good
 lackingsanity: thats really bad
 lackingsanity: well it would be worse if you had another creature
micalovits: Rude OP!
 Wolfstrike_NL: spitefull
 TheWriterAleph: UGH
 lackingsanity: welp
 Gaz_L: mono removal
 Sorator13: oh dear
 Sorator13: the rollercoaster
 drcthulu: how rude
  RayFK: What a whirlwind of emotions you took us on
 niccus: you thought it was a mistake, but it was an intentional
 MegaDosX: That was a journey
Nukified: emotions are definitely on a rollercoaster over here
 Earthenone: then they can tap to win it
 Gaz_L: no pips
 brainbosh: No Pips on them huh
 drcthulu: the 6/6
Athelgar: the fact that they put the best art in the set on what will become such a hated spell seems unfair lol
 Pywodwagon: no mana symbols
 Earthenone: renata
 lirazel64: Graham intercepting for Intercessor
micalovits: Renata
 Bugberry: They have a mana value, but no mana cost.
 kumatsu: Backside only sees Mana Value, not cost
 philippekav:  what happens if the intercessor dies without his ability ?
 Temperature_Droplet: I feel like OP would have won twice over if they went face
Spectre97: Swing, if they block, kill the other?
 TheWriterAleph: sad hedron
 Loonatic93: There's no crying in Magic!!!!!!
 Easilycrazyhat: There's no crying in Magic!
 Travilogue: They just really like Renatta
Kethuel: I'm seeing a sick line if someone's attacking a battle with like a Tymaret or something
 Earthenone: the last part 
Chartle: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: Is Cam <> ?
 Gaz_L: am Cam OK?
micalovits: Cam sure sounds like he is having fun
Kethuel: oh that's cool, you could remove flying/reach from your opponents stuff
 Seth_Erickson: Didn't ask God
 Dog_of_Myth: Deck please.
 MegaDosX: "Here's some land  " - Arena, probably
 TheWriterAleph: this spell is called Forest. it lets you summon a forest!
ErrDayGames: yuck
  RayFK: That was the least convincing singing of that song in the history of musical covers.
  RayFK: I don't believe that it will be alright
 drcthulu: better late than never
 Earthenone: right in the seedcore
Chartle: spell drawn
 TheWriterAleph: ouch 
 Verrain2: Cede the stormcore!
Chartle: vigilance, attack and hope they block i guess
Qbekmtg: Hey @LoadingReadyRun Great game Graham! I just played vs you 
Chartle: oh no they wouldn't but at hell's heart i stab at my opponents
 Desruprot: hai people
GrumpyOldFarts: Didnt they have a deathtoucher?
micalovits: They did
 TwitchTVsFrank: Fungus bunny or the funny
 TheWriterAleph: @Qbekmtg gg!
Qbekmtg: @TheWriterAleph thx thx
Chartle: all i'm saying is play to your outs... most of the itme
 brainbosh: If they accidentally conceded then you would have won
 Nydestroyer: NO FAM JAM
 philippekav: they still had 3 creatures so you were dead in any case
 Pywodwagon: MAKE ADAM BIG AGAIN
Slacker1977: maybe the 2 drop?
 RockPusher: The public demands Bartleby…
wulfram77: Could take the crag
 balfizan: i'd take beatstic of the land
 lackingsanity: i'd probably take the battle here? or the two drop
 MegaDosX: Sure it does
 MegaDosX: Tornado Tag Team match
Shadowsoflife: ^
 lackingsanity: sanctifier here? you're pretty light on two drops
 Kelderan: Just got here. Who's winning the the famest of the jams tonight
 Pywodwagon: it's battlebond rules, and you take those turns at the same time
 MegaDosX: Tornado tag team matches feature everyone fighting all at once
 KeytarCat: @RockPusher Have they done a Puppet-God MTG sketch?
Slacker1977: did we really not get there on the Yorion? 😢
 Earthenone: it seems observing the cam summons lands, want to veiw james again? 
Slacker1977: i dunno, getting a free 4/5 flier seems worth if the other cards i'd run are decent
Slacker1977: from the 2 packs i saw Cam's decks seemed capable
chorinas: running Yorion on draft means you take every card you drafted and make it a deck
 MegaDosX: Your flying clock is faster than theirs too
 bytecaster: I always wonder: "What's that weird sound?" and then I remember: "Aaah, Jace Puppet"
Slacker1977: @chorinas it's about 34 out of 42 drafted...
micalovits: Oh no
 PixelArtDragon: It was Knight tribal all along!
 Earthenone: lords are scary
 Gaz_L: @chorinas So you're not gonna draft any dual lands?
 MegaDosX: None counters left beef
 Earthenone: !quote 8
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 MegaDosX: Welp, you're dead
 Bugberry: I have to go but hope yall have a good time.
 Earthenone: just to contextualize that statement
Slacker1977: @chorinas maybe. i don't think they're hugely important in a 2 color deck. also, the 42 i mentioned accounts for 2 lands already
cachorubione: f
Nuha: That's a quote Cam
Shadowsoflife: Nice timing @Earthenone
 fuzzychub: RIP
 Gaz_L: have fun storming the seedcore!
cachorubione: noice
chorinas: the draft I'm currently playing (slightly salty, forgive me I lost twice to being unable to play due to lack of mana) I had to play every card I drafted, and the land package the game gave me in order to play Yorion
 Invitare: Settle the Wreckage!
Chartle: at my prerelease I had kami + ozolith and seedcore'd... twice
 Kelderan: FamJam? More like the SlamJam
 MegaDosX: Good thing you got removal in hand
 PixelArtDragon: C'mon and slam, and watch the LRR fanjam
 Grimnus: Nah they conceded
DragonMZ: Trample
type_variable: trample
 MegaDosX: It does odd things when you concede
 niccus: that was lethal
 niccus: oh the number went oop
 MegaDosX: They would have gone to five
 PixelArtDragon: Damage on the stack? 
brilliantScoundrel: "Lethal damage is on the stack" what year do you think it is?
  RayFK: You never knew, you never knew that everything was falling through
Chartle: i once learned how to save a life from the fray
 Seth_Erickson: Ana first I believe
 Grimnus: Anafenza first
 NewtyNewts: The good ones first, and the bad ones never
 MegaDosX: Anafenza first yeah
Slacker1977: anafenza first
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Anafenza first.
 MegaDosX: Bolster is pick oine
 Pywodwagon: anafenza first
 SpicyNapalm: Anafenza first
 Grimnus: She doesnt do anything on her own etb
 MegaDosX: Bolster lets you pick when they're tied for toughness
Chartle: to be fair she is anafenza the foremost
 MegaDosX: Alas.
 brainbosh: Honestly all of this make s the flicker cards much better
 Kelderan: @Chartle I thought the riding goat was the foremost
 Earthenone: can the fiend hunter get rid of the enchantment?
 Grimnus: Havent heard that one in awhile
Chartle: @Chartle the goat is in front of her... hmm
Slacker1977: @Grimnus Seal from Existence? that one could
 Earthenone: it hitting so many battle last game had me doubting that fact P:
Slacker1977: oops, sorry
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It gains flying.
 Grimnus: @Grimnus Meant the banana phone bit
 memnus: Might be worth the boosties here?
 Seth_Erickson: boost gives flying right
 Pywodwagon: this is before blockers
 JosephDeath: They haven't blocked yet so it would have flying?
 Sorator13: It'll have flying
 Sorator13: so they can't block
Chartle: but which four are the four most anafenza
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: Wait.
 MegaDosX: They ate the knight
 Mr_Horrible: "This is good for JamesCoin"
 MegaDosX: It's more of a tiger than Vorinclex's bird is
 SpicyNapalm: I made a 16/16 one of those and then enchanted it with the flying aura, good times
 fuzzychub: Demoralized?
 couchboyj: An 8/8 Imperiosaur is actually fairly small, as far as Imperiosaurs go
 Desruprot: Imperiosaur is so strong, its done great in a Historic Brawl deck I made
 niccus: a mediumperiosaur
 jamwno: i'd have expected deathtouch on the trampler
 Earthenone: back in my day imperiosaurs were 5/5's
wulfram77: @couchboyj He probably gets teased by the other imperiosaurs
thraximore: just hold priority, James
 Grimnus: Good sign that they didnt want to attack with it
 fuzzychub: It's actually not an imerpiosaur, the paleontologists mixed up two skeletons
 Grimnus: Seems a good time for it
 Mr_Horrible: some "E.T. go face" voice
 couchboyj: Backside of that card is crazy
Slacker1977: very much so
 Grimnus: It enables an attack too with the 5/4 since the dino will have damage marked
 couchboyj: its two damage when you cast ANY spell, not non-creature
 SpicyNapalm: Do it then attack with 5/4 to force trade or flip it 👍
 PixelArtDragon: Can't go wrong with a 2for1
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Invasion of Karsus seems good here. You can attack with your 5/4 after, and they'll probably let it through.
 MegaDosX: Wrenn is a hero and I will not hear this slander on her name
 brainbosh: Throw the defector at it
 Grimnus: Ward
Chartle: ward
 RunicScribe: Ward
Angreed66: ward
 MegaDosX: Ward tho
 Dog_of_Myth: Ward
 Pywodwagon: ward
 lackingsanity: ward makes that bad
ztghostie: it has ward
 a_shortfall_of_gravitas: Ward
cachorubione: waard
 fuzzychub: A pyhrixic victory
Spectre97: Ward!
 Grimnus: Yup yup
 MegaDosX: I vote do it
theamc2000: Ward
 gamercat88: Imperiosaur is no Colossal Dreadmaw
 MegaDosX: Rude.
 lackingsanity: ok well nothing you could do about that
 Grimnus: Surprised they didnt attack last turn with that in hand tbh
 Desruprot: ward
 MegaDosX: Ward!
TriseAlpha: WARK!
Siedrix: ward
 KustarKnight: my ward
Chartle: ward are you talking about
ztghostie: wark wark wark
 MegaDosX: More ward!
Slacker1977: Ward NODDERS
 PixelArtDragon: Draw?
Shadowsoflife: WARK
Nuha: Warg?
 Wolfstrike_NL: more ward
theamc2000: Wood
Chartle: it has reach!
Shadowsoflife: Stone
Chartle: rock
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 Wolfstrike_NL: paper
Shadowsoflife: metal
 SpicyNapalm: If everyone has bombs, no one has bombs
 MegaDosX: Hey maybe they sac the imperiosaur to make the flyer bigger 
Chartle: ?
 lackingsanity: wow
Chartle: uhhh
Redcoaster: ??
ztghostie: hey, we found the out
thraximore: huh
 Desruprot: huh
 Mr_Horrible: sofieHmmm
 SpicyNapalm: WHAAAAAAAAAT
mrf1shie: Interesting
 midnightcurryjazz:  
 MegaDosX: Why tho.
 SpicyNapalm: There is no world where that can be right
 MegaDosX: I was actually kidding what is opponent thinking
 brainbosh: What recovery spelss are in greem and white
Chartle: no it was sick
 Mr_Horrible: no it was summoning sik
Angreed66: it was
 midnightcurryjazz: It was
 MegaDosX: It was
Slacker1977: it was sick, yes
 MurphEP: Certified ill
NicotineRobot: so sick dogh
 MegaDosX: A lot.
NicotineRobot: straight illin
thraximore: !card elusive artist
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 MegaDosX: Lancer and Daxos at battle
mrf1shie: Smash and flip?
 Pywodwagon: flip the battle then cast firesong
 lackingsanity: transform the incubator, flip the battle, leave up smite + ward
 MegaDosX: Maybe hold back the 6/5?
 Wolfstrike_NL: smash for 16?
spazywakjob: i like 4 at battle, 3 at face
SEEKER_MTG: Once the battle is flipped, everything you cast deals too damage to target opponent correct?
 MegaDosX: Or that.
 XenoPenumbra: Becky let me smash
 SpicyNapalm: 4 at battle 13 ar face
thraximore: did cam say furtive thespian or something else?
 gamercat88: i have blue, let me smash
 NUTSOFODEN: Had to leave, but now I'm back for more Familial Jamilial
 JosephDeath: That was odd...
 MegaDosX: Yeah sacrificing the imperiosaur was a huge punt there
 TheWriterAleph: 
DragonMZ: Them saccing the 8/8 is so ????
 Micsig: 
 TheWriterAleph: OP fell on the saur
 midnightcurryjazz: Even the game knew something was up
 Earthenone: it was probobly a misclick or misread
 MegaDosX: The 8/8 was a big stop sign on the ground
 Wolfstrike_NL: might have found out you had reach to late
 MegaDosX: Even if it didn't attack
WavesOfBabies: I mean that double attack to the battle made more sense than saccing the 8/8
Slacker1977: OP clearly misjudgeg that trade there would have been good for them
 philippekav: maybe they thought they had something else to sac ?
 MegaDosX: Oh.
 Kelderan: There's a lot of "hidden" reach mistakes made so far.
 MegaDosX: !card hoarding broodlord
  LRRbot: Hoarding Broodlord [5BBB] | Creature — Dragon [7/6] | Convoke / Flying / When Hoarding Broodlord enters the battlefield, search your library for a card, exile it face down, then shuffle. For as long as that card remains exiled, you may play it. / Spells you cast from exile have convoke.
 MegaDosX: tfw you cast an eight drop with four lands
TriseAlpha: Slartibartfast, yes
 Earthenone: nickname podcast writes itself 
 TheWriterAleph: hordy bork bork
 gamercat88: the most swedish chef of cards
 Pywodwagon: does paul know the nickname website
 MegaDosX: Oh, a problem.
TriseAlpha: gotta get down with the bigness?
 MurphEP: 
 MegaDosX: F
XenoPenumbra: Welp
Shadowsoflife: F
TriseAlpha: hoard board lord?
thraximore: it's the *second* tutor that gets you
 MegaDosX: Graham I think you are dead
 Earthenone: is it the removal spell you deserved?
 MegaDosX: OH SHIT
TriseAlpha: oh my...
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: o no
 jamwno: F
ztghostie: 
Slacker1977: 
 TheWriterAleph: o7
 Sorator13: OH
 fuzzychub: That's gonna leave a mark
Shadowsoflife: F
 BusTed: 
TriseAlpha: jebus cripes!
 XenoPenumbra: Oops cracked the multiverse open
silverstar216: oh hi Ghalta
 MegaDosX: Big dino incoming
 Syntheticuh: GHALTA DOESNT NEED TO ATTACK ITSELF?!
Slacker1977: !dead
 jamwno: this is bad
 SpicyNapalm: Those two are a good combo! Had a deck with two of them and the dragon, was a fun time 
 Kelderan: Well that was a draw from OP
theinvisiblevoice: well, they got to tutor twice
 philippekav: they made a vamp ?
 MegaDosX: !card mavren and ghalta
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TriseAlpha: Ghalta and Mavren
 MegaDosX: !card ghalta and mavren
  LRRbot: Ghalta and Mavren [3GGWW] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Vampire [12/12] | Trample / Whenever you attack, choose one — / • Create a tapped and attacking X/X green Dinosaur creature token with trample, where X is the greatest power among other attacking creatures. / • Create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.
 Banrael: Ghalta and Mavrin, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Slacker1977: @philippekav maybe thought they'd get 8
 jamwno: i hope you have sunfall
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
Chartle: usually it's the second tutor that kills you but here it's the big dino and vampire
 MegaDosX: They totally could have made a dino
 Dog_of_Myth: Dino brings friends
Angreed66: If even the nut draw can't beat their board a concede is fine
 MegaDosX: I'm not sure there is Graham, they have a huge board and a huge dinosaur
TriseAlpha: yup
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: tap-dancing and attacking
 MegaDosX: You...just live here I think?
Shadowsoflife: Ah, sword dancing
chaostreader: Do we have a board wipe? If not, I think we are dead.
 MegaDosX: I don't think you can come back from this even if you live this turn, but we'll see!
 bytecaster: Future historians: "Apparently 'Roping on purpose' was a common way to show disrespect in the early 2020s"
spazywakjob: im confused why opp didnt swing everything?
 MegaDosX: Opponent should totally have flunged
 MegaDosX: Also that.
spazywakjob: just bm is the answer i guess
 MegaDosX: That was odd
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: that *Was* weird
 Kelderan: Well then
 MegaDosX: I'm guessing protection interacting with protection
TriseAlpha: Ghalta wanted to multi-smash, apparently
 zhrang911: It's because of the multiple protection layers as well as trample
 Travilogue: resolved all the protection interaction first?
  RayFK: I'm helpful
 Earthenone: who is on deck at 4?
 Pywodwagon: it's the Loud Finale
 Mazrae: Uhhh.... One more
  RayFK: Ben, Benjamin and I don't know
thraximore: heck yeah
  RayFK: Adam COULD
Shadowsoflife: @Earthenone Who 
 MegaDosX: I'm already home
 MadWolf1290: i mean, they *could*
MrSnooter: Ben, Ben, and not Ben
 philippekav: ok so expect gorilla sounds
 kumatsu: I'd make Ulmer do it for the jokes
 Banrael: It's gonna be a loud evening up in there.
thraximore: 
 Banrael: I thought it was going to be to the tune of Rock me Amadeus for a second there.
NicotineRobot: Apes together strong, and loud.
Slacker1977: but who's gonna die?
TriseAlpha: it's like Hardened Scales deck all over again
Angreed66: 3 to be precise
ztghostie: 
thraximore: 
thraximore: cammmmmm
wulfram77: !card anafenza, kin-tree spirit
  LRRbot: Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit [WW] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, bolster 1.
spazywakjob: what all can we cast with all that mana we have?
spazywakjob: guardian with counters is very good
Chartle: what a beaut
 Kadenus: i love me a good anafenza and hardened scales
 MegaDosX: I think you could have flipped the Guardian this turn if you'd put the counter on the Kami from Backup
 boyesie: !card realmbreakers grasp
  LRRbot: Realmbreaker's Grasp [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact or creature / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
 MegaDosX: But oh well
mitomanox: Hi MOM I mean Hi CHAT 
 Kelderan: Nice
 MegaDosX: That Kami is so great
 Kelderan: Vroom
spazywakjob: not killing the kami when it was tapped for mana seems the wrong choice
 MegaDosX: Hardened Scales on a mana dork
 PixelArtDragon: So wait, did they print an (almost) strictly better Arrest?
 kumatsu: 1-800-R-U-Smitin
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 asthanius: It's pronounced "It-uh-lee"
 MegaDosX: Also they die if they trade
 boyesie: !card kami of whispered hopes
  LRRbot: Kami of Whispered Hopes [2G] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a permanent you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on that permanent instead. / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Kami of Whispered Hopes's power.
Slacker1977: we don't need to trade even
 Desruprot: Etali is to be feared
 Easilycrazyhat: we did it!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Kelderan:  
spazywakjob: oh, hello fynn
mitomanox: there's a tiny nano difference of timber between Ben's and James's voice
Slacker1977: oy, Zephyr Singer. That's a bomb
 MegaDosX: And Venerated Flocksodon can make them all fly
 Kelderan: Really, either Elesh would be abysmal here
 Kadenus: are those incubate tokens 7/7s?
 Easilycrazyhat: Slabhorn + the flipped fliers is nice
 MegaDosX: Those definitely do look like 7/7s
micalovits: Is that 7 counters on Cams tokens?
 Easilycrazyhat: OOF
 TheWriterAleph: big gross
 Badchop: oh heck
 Easilycrazyhat: Just 2
 MegaDosX: No
 MegaDosX: Only two
 MegaDosX: Fynn only gives poison if they have deathtouch
spazywakjob: fynn is only deathtouch ye
micalovits: And only 2
 MegaDosX: You do have to block a lot of this though, this is actually lethal
micalovits: I am note sure we get to eat anything
 PsiMaster54: !card ayara, widow of the realm
  LRRbot: Ayara, Widow of the Realm [1BB] (back: Ayara, Furnace Queen) | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [3/3] | {T}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Ayara, Widow of the Realm deals X damage to target opponent or battle and you gain X life, where X is the sacrificed permanent's mana value. / {5}{R/P}: Transform Ayara. Activate only as a sorcery.
 PixelArtDragon: Math is for blockers
 MegaDosX: You can crack back for an awful lot here
 asthanius: OH
 KeytarCat: Not.....Dead....
 MegaDosX: So you now have lethal presented
mishrasbauble: lmfao
 itsr67: ayara is the biggest threat
mishrasbauble: GET EM
 Dog_of_Myth: hahhaa
 bytecaster: This looks like a slam
 MegaDosX: 
 MurphEP: 
 Easilycrazyhat: BODIED
 GhostValv: D:
 MegaDosX: Shots fired
TetraRay: untrue
ztghostie: ayara turns creatures into lightning helixes
 Kadenus: LMAO
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
 Badchop: 
 josh___something: oof
 midnightcurryjazz:   
mishrasbauble: BODIED
 MegaDosX: OOOOH
mishrasbauble: HOLY SHIT
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Wow CAm
 Rourke9: ouch
 gualdhar: WOOF
 DEATHlikescats:    NOT!
 Forgebold: 
 TheWriterAleph: OH SHIT
 Mr_Horrible: Jesus 
 MurphEP: Paul, get the censor ready
 A_Dub888: 
 bytecaster: Ayara dies to a 7/7
 gualdhar:     
spazywakjob: any creature wins here? for them
 MegaDosX: If they have any creatures I think you die
 Pywodwagon: they can sac the enchantment
 Pywodwagon: you're dead
 MegaDosX: No creatures one time?
 asthanius: OH
 Pywodwagon: oh creature or atifact
 PsiMaster54: an enchantment is not an artifact
 Dog_of_Myth: wow
 MegaDosX: WHY
 janmelantu: OH
 Desruprot: well thats a creature
 MegaDosX: That's hateful
thraximore: 
 TheWriterAleph: GAWD
mishrasbauble: BIG
 Kelderan: That... is a creature
 Pywodwagon: I thought it was permanent
 PixelArtDragon: Very dead
 EmperorFlloyd: The ol' BBB with a GGWW card
 MegaDosX: Yeah Cam takes seven
Slacker1977: !card ayara, wido
  LRRbot: Ayara, Widow of the Realm [1BB] (back: Ayara, Furnace Queen) | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [3/3] | {T}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Ayara, Widow of the Realm deals X damage to target opponent or battle and you gain X life, where X is the sacrificed permanent's mana value. / {5}{R/P}: Transform Ayara. Activate only as a sorcery.
mishrasbauble: rip
mishrasbauble: almost had em
 MegaDosX: You came awfully close
 bytecaster: "A creature"
 MurphEP: You worked so hard 
 TheWriterAleph: well fought Cam
ztghostie: Ayara: *loads a literal elder dinosaur into the catapult*
 fuzzychub: Well fought!!
Artificer_Evan: And
Angreed66: This is why I don't like mush formats
 DEATHlikescats:  
thraximore: 
mishrasbauble: the chimps
 janmelantu: Mavren Fein as Chocolate Rain was not something I was expecting
MadMalice22: Rough beats, Cam. You did great!!
 TheWriterAleph: i love that logo so much
mishrasbauble: 
 DEATHlikescats:  
Artificer_Evan: And I missed most of it
Artificer_Evan: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 5:57:05.
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/StrongLovelyBeefKreygasm--2vwg3XMFMVYH_49
mishrasbauble: well i've gotta go to a show, i hope the escaped monkies do well at this whole "magic the gathering" thing
 Sorator13: good luck with your show!
 KeytarCat: I played the beta of Eternal Cylinder, It's a cool party-building survival adventure!
 BusTed: 
micalovits: Lol
 arkham1981: Ahhh it's the pretty bois
thraximore: Helloooooooo apes! 
 bobokiddo: quite crew. quite time
 TheWriterAleph: sup you ragavans
 Grimnus: The lads
 Dog_of_Myth: [x] to doubt
 itira: 
 Invitare: [X] Doubt
 BusTed: 
thraximore: 
 MurphEP: 
 fuzzychub: Monkeeeeeeeee
Slacker1977: well. they chose the right ones there
tergonis: ook ook indeeed
NicotineRobot: Instant chaos ensues.
 LionsEyeDiamond: 
chorinas: [F] Doubt
 XenoPenumbra: OOK
 accountmadeforants:   
 Badchop: hee hee hee
 Kelderan: *chef kiss*
 EmperorFlloyd: Only 1 verse?
thraximore: 
 TheWriterAleph: good start
 Earthenone: i apriciate the time between teams so i could take off my cam headphones and turn on the adam speakers 
Artificer_Evan: OOK
Spectre97: i can't BREATHE
 twitch_xeo: LoadingReadyRun ApeJam
 Wolfstrike_NL: Ragavan escaped and copied themself
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 couchboyj:    
iDangero: I feel the energy in the room has changed a little 
 MegaDosX: For now.
vogon_poet: Monkey Time: ENGAGE!!!
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 MegaDosX: So which of the three of these boys is going to draft Ragavan first?
 accountmadeforants: Paul, the eternal
 BusTed: Marathon on tech.
micalovits: I am betting on Wheeler
frank_the_great: Wheeler said that like it was obligatory 
chorinas: Paul, go take a break. Thanks for your help
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
croisvoix1: He owns the company!
thraximore: 
 itira: 
 saucemaster5000: One of these days we'll discover Paul's lines are all prerecorded and he's been on vacation for months
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/FragilePunchyMageNomNom-0yYSx2cq5OIByWf4
chorinas: -_-
 twitch_xeo: who of you is Ragavan, the card, who is Ragavan, the token, and who is Ragavan, the other token.
Gooseblast: Gamers 
frank_the_great: Standardan
 couchboyj: Adam "Standard" Savidan, they call him
 kumatsu: so you're gonna open one of those serial number monkeys, right? 
 pipshardfour: Less chattin more draftin!   
 asthanius: Oh yeah? Well I bet you don't know what noise a cow makes
 drcthulu: I had a kitesail, +2/+2 flying enchant and a ragavan that suggest he's very good
 Easilycrazyhat: Collusion!
Juubbz: It is for sure cheating
 Seth_Erickson: there is a volcanic spite
 PsiMaster54: that card is actually pretty cool in limited
 NotCainNorAbel: There is a fine line between strategy and cheating.
 KeytarCat: Little a cheating, as a treat
micalovits: What did Wheeler pick 
 Seth_Erickson: collusion 
 EmperorFlloyd: It is mostly cheating though
 Easilycrazyhat: Other people cheating doesn't make it not cheating XD
 Nydestroyer: if everyone cheats its not cheating
Postal_service: its only cheating if you say it is 
 Seth_Erickson: 
 Dog_of_Myth: No one cheats in Magic.
 philippekav: it's not cheating if others are cheating
 Dog_of_Myth: That has never happened. 
Frostwriter111: three rights make a left
 Nydestroyer: Has anyone else drafted the boros equipment deck? Its insane
 Rogue_07: Lol, I just had the Boros equipment mirror match
 Loonatic93: Kithkin Billyrider is super adorable!
 Sorator13: UW knights is great if you can get it going, yeah
 lackingsanity: yeah i just 7-1'd with WU knights
 Nydestroyer: The multiverse legends needed for it is large though
 Rogue_07: Which is built entirely on the multiverse legends
 Kadenus: we love the wheeler
 Easilycrazyhat: Got blown out by that g enchantment last night cause I didn't realize it gave reach >.<
 MurphEP: Abusing magic?
 Gaz_L: Ben Wheeler, abusing Magic
 Nydestroyer: @Rogue_07 Yea went 7-2 with it, pack 1 pick 1 ragavan into reyav, valduk, sram
 Nydestroyer: it was
 Nydestroyer: wild
 Seth_Erickson: He seems pretty good
Juubbz: Is this Coachella?
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/IntelligentEmpathicTruffleOSfrog-bIJjUCcCKWnUZGCj
 Pywodwagon: he's not immortal anymore!
 Rogue_07: @Nydestroyer lol I just kept a hand of 3 1-drop equipment and the 4/1 vehicle
frank_the_great: I got Squee at the prerelease and he never died, lol. Just attacked and got through ever time
 drcthulu: squee is dominarias biggest cockroach
 jackulhaups: hey ben respectfully, thats a big frog
micalovits: It was in the... DMU story I think?
frank_the_great: Squee is still immortal, it's just optional in a weird way
 Easilycrazyhat: Look at that frog. That's a nice frog.
 Nydestroyer: @Rogue_07 Ended up having a game where I flung one of those boats at someone for 7 with the thrillseeker, no one sees it coming
 BusTed: 
 drcthulu: Squee isn't immortal, he simply refuses to die
 Easilycrazyhat: That card stomps
 drcthulu: that's a goody
hd_dabnado: #FreeWheeler
 Nydestroyer: its go wicked slumbar support
 EmperorFlloyd: I need a new chair, one that has Slumbar support?
 SpicyNapalm: The rat is less good when you have literally no two drops 
 serramarkov: I understand that ice cream trucks must be loud enough to be heard by people inside their homes, but does it need to hurt my ears- inside!
micalovits: yargle!
 philippekav: more frogs !
frank_the_great: Imagine passing Yargle
micalovits: Awwww, no frog 
 TheWriterAleph: we have frog yes, but...
 philippekav: yargle + aeronauts *chef's kiss*
Rgontownik: I just take every color fixing and bomb…
 Kadenus: billyrider is such a great name
 Easilycrazyhat: Grandma Zada!
Spectre97: Dawn is gross
 laundreydhull: Gee Git, This Wroughts
 Easilycrazyhat: Incubating for 4 twice at minimum is pretty sick
 zhrang911: Glistening dawn is absurd
 lackingsanity: splashing a double pip is a bit rough though
Gooseblast: Gottem 
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 Easilycrazyhat: Land maybe?
 Mr_Horrible: Phyrexian Censor just screaming about facts and logic
 Seth_Erickson: I like Grasp or Inert
 Kadenus: land i guess?
 SpicyNapalm: Kand for sure
micalovits: Land or grasp
 Loonatic93: But is it better than Urabrask, Mr. Wheeler?
 zhrang911: Oh my god a spellspear for Wheeler in that packj
 zhrang911: Thats insane
 Rourke9: Yea I've been liking 1 inert
 Rourke9: the slinger is great
 TheWriterAleph: bolas' linger
 Easilycrazyhat: So many of the phryexian flip cards are so gross XD
 twitch_xeo: Ben Ulmer: What;s a Mana Curve? I only know mana Wall. (not as applicable anymore)
 Easilycrazyhat: Got a knight deck with 3 Host of the Mirror and it wrecked  shop
ztghostie: ah yes, the Holy Frazzle Cannon, distant cousin of the Holy Hand Grenade
 Seth_Erickson: Do you ever really want to transform Invasion of New Capenna?
 drcthulu: rat is really good
 A_Dub888: @Easilycrazyhat Is it because they're dripping in oil?
 SpicyNapalm: I like how the literal halo weapon is in the ohyrexian tribal colors and works best with them. 
Elunex: @Seth_Erickson yes it slaps
micalovits: Can we watch someone who isn't comitting heresy against frogs?
 Rourke9: it does pump all phyrexians
hd_dabnado: rat and the deathtouch transform cards are my jam
 EmperorFlloyd: You want to transform it because you get to say, "Holy-Frazzle Cannon"
Elunex: @Seth_Erickson so many creature types share knight or phyrexian it almost becomes an anthem
 Seth_Erickson: mmm interesting
 twitch_xeo: Huge Frazzling Cannon
 MegaDosX: P3P1 Elesh Norn let's go
 Easilycrazyhat: @Easilycrazyhat Yeah, but they're also gross in the cool 90s skater way, cause I never grew up XD
Shelvish_Fyshstic: I heard a rumour that Yargle is getting his own Netflix series and they are looking for a voice actor...
 sephsays: Also how else are you going to pump your Frog tribal in this set?
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 drcthulu: ook ook
 Kadenus: 
 MegaDosX: m o n k e
 SpicyNapalm: Honestly just want taplands out of pack 3
 ghizmou: 5c go!
 EmperorFlloyd: Monke
Artificer_Evan: OOK
 XenoPenumbra: MONKE
 Grimnus: Yeet the monke
theamc2000: Poon hound
goombalax: draft as many ragavans, he said
 Pywodwagon: censor seems dece
 jackulhaups: honestly censor is a busted card
 Kadenus: the monkey makes treasures it's fixing
hd_dabnado: 
 XenoPenumbra: So splash 1 mountain right? 
 Easilycrazyhat: Censor is real in a format with battles
 SpicyNapalm:   
 twitch_xeo: splash red for Ragavan, ez
TriseAlpha: hate-pick the monke!
 DEATHlikescats: Splash for monke!
 MegaDosX: Four colour bomb pile let's go
 EmperorFlloyd: Sunder the Gateway, I think
 twitch_xeo: now the red splash is even more appealing
 KeytarCat: Rapidly approaching 4 colors 
 SpicyNapalm: Break down?
 Seth_Erickson: I like a one of Render Inert personally
 AdamYMHMI: Time to pivot to RB
 Sorator13: Turns out, Invasion of Ravnica into Invasion of Lorwyn into Invasion of Lorwyn is pretty good
micalovits: This is so so greedy
 twitch_xeo: and there's your fixing!
 a_Weakling: Ben's color is now Greed
amam741: Is pack 3 too late to pivot?
 XenoPenumbra: Who pass cat ladies?!
 serramarkov: 4 color good stuff!
theamc2000: You can say
 Grimnus: Trades with monke
 Earthenone: helps your turn 1 ragavan get in
 Judders__: All the lands
 MegaDosX: Daxos is a boring but effective card
Shadowsoflife: @amam741 There was one to day
Rgontownik: Saga fixed for second green
micalovits: You are playing blue now
 bobokiddo: 5c
 mio1223: When in doubt, go 5 color good stuff
 Seth_Erickson: Invasion of Zendikar time to splash
 EmperorFlloyd: Ragavan makes treasures
 Gaz_L: Greeeed
 serramarkov: 5 color good stuff!
 drcthulu: monkey makes treasure tokens
 Eggmojii: I played Atraxa in my pre-release. Was so fun.
 MegaDosX: Splash red for Ragavan and Judith and splash blue for Atraxa, what could possibly go wrong
 A_Dub888: He does have Skittering Surveyor
 twitch_xeo: Graham clearly showed that you never get punished for 5c
 Kadenus: after all, why shouldn't i play it?
 SpicyNapalm: Classic strategy, splash the fixing 
TriseAlpha: do eet
 EmperorFlloyd: God I love that art
Gooseblast: Red blue Abzan 
 MegaDosX: Atraxa is an enormous problem if she lands
theamc2000: Saga?
 ghizmou: yeah, atraxa doesn't require red
maniac_fish: time to proliferate their battles
RainbowPhoenix06: what's with the non MOM cards in packs? is this a special tupe of draft?
 Seth_Erickson: I hope you guys get paired against each other when you queue up
 EmperorFlloyd: @RainbowPhoenix06 MoM packs have a special slot with old legendary cards
RainbowPhoenix06: noce
RainbowPhoenix06: nice*
Dmc3628: hence the Ragavan et al
 niccus: every pack has one and it's often spicy
 Eggmojii: I sleep on the couch every night
 asthanius: what if it's a really comfy couch
 itira: grosssssss
 MegaDosX: True love
Gooseblast: 
 AttackCowboy:  knew what he was signing up for
 DEATHlikescats: Keifer holding down the fort
theamc2000: Honestly if my partner did that I would sleep on the couch
 arkham1981: Man, I want a Keifer
micalovits: And a Yargle!
 MegaDosX: Just need Altar of Dementia and Syr Konrad for the infinite death loop 
 lackingsanity: what targets does heliod have?
 Rogue_07: So turns out the Boros equipment deck is...bad
 Rogue_07: just awful
 Rogue_07: 1-3
 Nydestroyer: lol I guess thats variance for ya
Chartle: it comes with its own crew
Chartle: ish
 Kadenus: that boat's art is so rad
 kumatsu: that ship looks like Adam's favorite WoW dungeon
 twitch_xeo: Humpty Dumpty fell off the boat
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 Seth_Erickson: You can set favorite lands Ben so it's really on you now
Slacker1977: @Seth_Erickson they don't work for your first draft of the day
hd_dabnado: small indie company that spent a massive amount of money on a whole film recently
 Seth_Erickson: oh really wild @Slacker1977 I didn't know that
RainbowPhoenix06: in draft you have to remove the auto lands and re ad your default
 AttackCowboy: What RainbowPhoenix06 said is what works for me
 Grimnus: You can see hand messing around now
hd_dabnado: why is wheeler's mouse icon looking wrong
 boyesie: !card Volcanic spite
  LRRbot: Volcanic Spite [1R] | Instant | Volcanic Spite deals 3 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.
 Sorator13: @RainbowPhoenix06 I don't seem to have to do that; I get my favorited ones by default
RainbowPhoenix06: @RainbowPhoenix06 intersting....
 twitch_xeo: oh, bosh!
 boyesie: !card obosh
  LRRbot: Obosh, the Preypiercer [3{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Hellion Horror [3/5] | Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with odd mana values and land cards. / If a source you control with an odd mana value would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.
 Gascitygaming: Me looking at my favourite Adam "Oh boshy"
 AttackCowboy: Not a CP3 fan I see
 MegaDosX: Roman Reigns?
Slacker1977: Roman Reigns?
 Seth_Erickson: someone cue up the Goosebumps theme
 MurphEP: Row Row fight the power
Dmc3628: the old roman
 MegaDosX: Acknowledge him!
 kumatsu: You're the big now, Frog
 KeytarCat: I live on one of the major intersections in my city, one that gets gridlocked constantly, and sometimes folks just lean on the horn to...I don't know, tell the world they're stuck at a known shit intersection?
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CaptnCheesebeard:     
 thegitrogsquirrel: You rang?
 Riiiiiiis: 7ukanda Welcome
 Mr_Horrible: @KeytarCat "Clearly, if I diffuse my pain through sound, I will hurt less, even if others hurt more"
7ukanda: Hello!
 laundreydhull: Aye, for all the gods between Lorwyn/Shadowmoor and Kaldheim, many aren't both Elder and God types....
 Sorator13: chat, remind me, what's the name of the 2U bounce surveil spell?
Dmc3628: sure is
 Mr_Horrible: normal Magic sentences
 niccus: death, taxes, and squee
Dmc3628: a dismissal name forget which
 Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 Ephara's Dismissal?
 bo_brinkman: The nice thing about having this instead of FNPF is now I can spend the evening watching the Highlander tourney.
 Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible thanks!
CaptnCheesebeard: Ephera's Dispersal
 laundreydhull: @niccus -or some monster like me who forces white-wee-knee out of spite.
CaptnCheesebeard: Ephara's
Dmc3628: bluff a coming in hot instead
hd_dabnado: please, my Von Tapper is my father's name
 laundreydhull: Goof. The Lords.
Chartle: guess who's back, back again. it's squee, your goblin friend
 laundreydhull: Goobers two your lords.
 MegaDosX: Obosh, I've come to bargain
 niccus: oho, bigger rona
Dmc3628: i've got ye compleated self here rona
 MegaDosX: Compleat yo' self
Dmc3628: alright squee pilot some teeth for us
Chartle: here come dat boat
Dmc3628: we taker THOSE
 EmperorFlloyd: *honk honk*
 twitch_xeo: Obosh is so sneaky
hd_dabnado: a question for the ages
 Mai_Andra: toot toot, I'm a boot
Dmc3628: HOOF
liquid_osmium: kinda weird that arena will display power differently for things like "assigns combat damage based off toughness" but not for things like obosh
 Invitare: oh Adam got to use the dog this time
 Pywodwagon: Adam is just playing Mardu Reanimator in standard
 MegaDosX: Good thing KnK also work on attacks
 lackingsanity: transform in response 
Dmc3628: nontoken for sheold
 twitch_xeo: non-token?
Ukon_Cairns: says non token right?
maniac_fish: It's nontoken creature
 InTheHouseOfHavok: Bits! 100
Slacker1977: non-token, adam
thraximore: nontoken you're fine
 MegaDosX: !card sheoldred
  LRRbot: Sheoldred [3BB] (back: The True Scriptures) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Menace / When Sheoldred enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature or planeswalker. / {4}{B}: Exile Sheoldred, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
 lackingsanity: oh whoops
7ukanda: It's nontoken. Couldn't sac anything else...
micalovits: You are also about to get murdered by sheoldred
 MegaDosX: That is so good right now
 Pywodwagon: AHAHA
Dmc3628: scrollshift clutch
kamkazi: HIGE draw 
 TheWriterAleph: holy
 KeytarCat: Not a dummy, just may have done some things that a dummy would also have done!
Dmc3628: ye ole wall o crap
 MegaDosX: F
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 EmperorFlloyd: Tree!
thraximore: 
 MurphEP: The world is unfair
 MegaDosX: They have chosen the mill plan I guess
 Seth_Erickson: one more turn
theamc2000: Mill
 Seth_Erickson: because of invasion
 boyesie: !card Realmbreaker
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Realmbreaker's Grasp; Wrenn and Realmbreaker; Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree
kamkazi: you can exile the tree!
Elunex: read invasion
 Mai_Andra: yolo flunge ?
 boyesie: !card Realmbreaker the inva
  LRRbot: Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree [3] | Legendary Artifact | {2}, {T}: Target opponent mills three cards. Put a land card from their graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control. It gains "If this land would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." / {10}, {T}, Sacrifice Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree: Search your library for any number of Praetor cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
kamkazi: oh 4 in deck nevermind LOL
 EmperorFlloyd: Land + Dawn makes huge dudes
micalovits: Sac firja after combat to the invasion?
 Seth_Erickson: One turn more though other wise it's just death right
 EmperorFlloyd: Oh, 4 cards left
 itira:   
micalovits: So you could also do the green thing
 MegaDosX: Go Adam go!
 twitch_xeo: Adam double dogged
Dmc3628: thanks arena for the smiley interface
 MurphEP: My favorite yoyo trick is Loop the Dog
 niccus: wheeler, in the flesh
thraximore: with teferi as the avatar 😩
thraximore: cmon
 couchboyj: As one does
 LionsEyeDiamond: hey boys, look what i got here
 Badchop: a black Sheriff?!
 Earthenone: block and eggify?
 twitch_xeo: I showed you my Surveyor, please concede
 Mai_Andra: If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must concede.
 Badchop: (I'm glad this audience is generally old enough to know Blazing Saddle references, and if you aren't, I promise what I just said is a movie reference)
desert_dba: Why not it worked in Blazing Saddles.
thraximore: You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today...
 DEATHlikescats: Brothers, sisters, everybody say
thraximore: because most of those actors aren't around anymore
 Earthenone: also the horses are dead
 niccus: do kids still know what horses are
 MegaDosX: F
thraximore: @niccus a very long joke
kamkazi: people on ahmonket be like
 couchboyj: No killed, but leashed.  That's even worse!!
 dumbo3k: @niccus they are kind of like big dogs, right?
Dmc3628: that's fine we can sac dog and see him again soon
kamkazi: wheremywhitelandsat
 as_ever_ellesandra: !card unseal the necropolis
  LRRbot: Unseal the Necropolis [2B] | Instant | Each player mills three cards. Then you return up to two creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Shadowsoflife: "Where my lands go?" - me playing any magic game
 as_ever_ellesandra: ohh okay  - hadn't seen this card yet
 DEATHlikescats: Barbara Streisand
 MegaDosX: Got there!
microbiologist68: Free Arena code to the fastest typer: D34C0-4A25E-79706-F957C-4D038
 twitch_xeo: "Conceded above starting life" should be a point
 MegaDosX: Kroxa and Kunoros is a lot to deal with even without the escape clause
 as_ever_ellesandra: "hey dude where's my lands?"
Dmc3628: the dog hath arrived
 Earthenone: any Clifford fans in the chat?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
micalovits: Boooo!
 GhostValv: D:
 MegaDosX: Acknowledge Kroxa and Kunoros!
thraximore: 
 IzlanntheLion: Ewww
 Sniknob: Only sigmas
paulmer_b: <--- GigaChad
thraximore: 
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dog has too many heads, can only pet 2 at a time
Angreed66: Adam with more questionable statements
 twitch_xeo: only Ligmas in chat
kamkazi:   simgas you seek 
Chartle: @SydPreviouslyHeadache nuzzle third with face
 LionsEyeDiamond: any libras?
theamc2000: Omicron
maniac_fish: they're busy dying to megaman for eternity
EvilBadman: All the Sigmas be like "Bring me Megaman"
Angreed66: The ppr
 DEATHlikescats: Libraries rule
 MegaDosX: Well.
 Earthenone: !quote adam
  LRRbot: Quote #3023: "These are the best victories: cheap and hollow victories." —Adam [2016-07-22]
 mio1223: Thinking about making giant dog my mardu commander deck
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the fuck is a "joke"?
 drcthulu: combat trickery
YawgmothsBargainStore: just noticed opponents username...
 dumbo3k: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I think its that stuff in an egg
 Gascitygaming: !decklist
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 as_ever_ellesandra: Sunfall my beloved
 couchboyj: I had an OP with TWO Sunfalls this afternoon
Dmc3628: final close enough
chaostreader: !card sunfall
  LRRbot: Sunfall [3WW] | Sorcery | Exile all creatures. Incubate X, where X is the number of creatures exiled this way.
microbiologist68: did anyone redeem the code?
kamkazi: fatal flourish is that one ps2 horror game with the cameras on new capenna
 Wolfstrike_NL: @microbiologist68 I tried and was to late
 Fruan: @microbiologist68 I got it
 Gascitygaming: did we brew these decks and/or can they be found anywhere?
 Fruan: @microbiologist68 Thank you very much for the code
Dmc3628: discarding that dragon alert
chaostreader: @gascitygaming These are draft decks.
microbiologist68: @Fruan ok cool just wanted to be sure someone got it
 GhostValv: hooo hooo hooo...ook
 Gascitygaming: @chaostreader cool, thanks!
Shadowsoflife: Five souls enter, it's one people named Sora
SnowBuddy18: what about 9 too much banana?
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 janmelantu: Oh god, a barbecued banana sounds awful
 Gascitygaming: like 12?
 twitch_xeo: are they normal sized
 twitch_xeo: there's mini bananas
 niccus: big mikes, of course
 TheVoxtric: 8 oz serving of banana
frank_the_great: I hate bananas, but I could easily eat 14
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i don't think i could eat more than 3 bananas before i just say i" can't"
 twitch_xeo: one SI banana big
3and4fifths: plantain sized bananas
LightningElektron: is it bigger than a hand or smaller than a hand?
 microbiologist68: unnecessary but thank you
yuan42: no, but you could use an ltt scale banana
kamkazi: lemmedrivedaboat
 janmelantu: A large banana the size of a small banana
 niccus: well they're not called petit michels
thraximore: I can barely finish one as it is
YawgmothsBargainStore: bigger or smaller than a skittering survayor?
 XenoPenumbra: Like 4 bananas
 MegaDosX: Bananas definitely add up quickly as you eat them, yeah
 AttackCowboy: Honestly I think 3ish is my max
 EmperorFlloyd: RIP Mercadia
 XenoPenumbra: TOPS
 twitch_xeo: bananas are delish, but I think I'd top out at 6 or 7
 Earthenone: adam seems like he understands his body and bananas
 AttackCowboy: people are way too bullish here
 KeytarCat: Bananas make me sick to start with
frank_the_great: Can I smoothy them?
 MegaDosX: Depends on the size of the banana tbh
 as_ever_ellesandra: as someone who has eaten 15 bananas in one sitting - Don't
 elkae: Time for the centurion but with bananas
 TheThirdTail: I have eaten like 4 within an hour or so before... and that was, like...  a lot...
thraximore: the plane so nice they invaded twice
 MurphEP: How many bananas in one sitting or at once?
Redcoaster: op is really invading that mercadia
 a_Weakling: what is the timeframe for eating these bananas?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I could eat two, because after the second one I no longer care to eat any amount of banana.
 MegaDosX: They really hate Ramos?
 serramarkov: Not even a bite. Banana nut bread, 1.5 loaves.
 elkae: I Forget how many nuggies Ben got to but it was not 100
 AttackCowboy: While we're invading Mercadia, why don't we invade Mercadia?
 niccus: how many nuggets are in a banana
frank_the_great: Two hours max I'd say
 Fruan: Dog too stronk
 MegaDosX: Imagine having "banana eating judge" on your resume
Dmc3628: dog too powerful
 gamercat88: lets go!
 bullseye3265: i think 5 would be too much bananas
 elkae: Yeah what’s the banana to nug conversion
 MegaDosX: KnK is an awful lot to deal with
 elkae: 
 twitch_xeo: @MegaDosX Is that a judge for banana eating, or a judge eating a banana
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam how many big idiots did you get to draft this time?
 MegaDosX: @twitch_xeo Yes.
Dmc3628: dog owning the other bombs
 Earthenone: am dog big idiot
3and4fifths: @niccus I assume if you cut it, each medallion == a nuggie
LightningElektron: 211
 MegaDosX: OK this is a lot of damage coming at them now
CanisLupusAqua: @serramarkov call my oven the thunderdome way lots dough enters 2 bread loaves
 GhostValv: KG or LB?
 MegaDosX: I think opponent is dead here
Angreed66: Multani doesn't though
maniac_fish: The dog just kinda watches Kroxa do the fighting tho...
 Rourke9: We're just innocent Phyrexians!
 as_ever_ellesandra: @MegaDosX yeah 3 attackers that deal 4+ damage
frank_the_great: If anything that hurts
 niccus: phyrexian leg day is when you can skip it by paying 2 life
 twitch_xeo: man that Strobe-Knight
 gamercat88: who let the dog out, whoo whoo who
LightningElektron: are you yelling Timber?
 twitch_xeo: thanks opponent for feeding your gy
 MegaDosX: @maniac_fish The story behind Kroxa and Kunoros is that when the Phyrexians reached the Underworld, Athreos decided to free Kroxa to go and destroy them, but sent Kunoros to keep them in line. So that tracks 
Dmc3628: they know the power of skits
kamkazi: Dog the Bounty Hunter theme fading in the background
 as_ever_ellesandra: @maniac_fish yeah exactly
LightningElektron: but who is yelling timber?
Dmc3628: they just feeding yards man
SydPreviouslyHeadache: big skitts to scary. "No! Bigger than a hand!"
 MegaDosX: Yeah they kinda have to
 AttackCowboy: I slam, do you welcome to the jam? y/n
 MegaDosX: Though Scrollshift flickering it and putting the ability on the 3/3 would have been funny
 Pywodwagon: could theoretically scrollshift and backup the other thing and get the dog back
 interiorexplosion: Why would you discard the best card in the set?
 definenull: Fam jam fam jam!
 MegaDosX: Yeah there's a fun line here
Dmc3628: oof
 MegaDosX: Incoming KnK 
 MegaDosX: Oh.
 Grimnus: If ya put that counter on the other youd get the res there no?
 MegaDosX: Adam you could have had the 3/3 bring KnK back
 Earthenone: if you backed up the unblocked you would have gotten the dog
 Grimnus: Since it was before damage
Daemyx: why didn't you back the other creature
 asthanius: Because people don't see everything
 MegaDosX: Yeah Adam didn't see the line, but that's alright
Daemyx: it's winning anyways
 MegaDosX: He's winning even without the flourish of bringing back the big dog
Dmc3628: pay life to weird yes opp
 twitch_xeo: F Ben
 XenoPenumbra: F
 MegaDosX: Though they're about to get one I think
 gualdhar: drafting is the best part though
  RayFK: Draft Meaty Yum
 as_ever_ellesandra: its the dog meme
 MegaDosX: I'm that way about deckbuilding tbh
 definenull: Just draft and then pass the cards to some rando
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ideal Ben scenario, draft a deck and hand it to someone else?
 as_ever_ellesandra: "Draft! No play, only draft!"
  RayFK: We did that late night in Vegas because we were too tired to play
 lackingsanity: Mtg fantasy draft
 niccus: sparky training simulator
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Zakaw: LMAO
 XenoPenumbra: 
 MegaDosX: Cool Sheoldred, bro
 TheWriterAleph: 
thraximore: kamibawa
 twitch_xeo: Kamibunga
Dmc3628: Kamabunga
 yalc321: 
 XenoPenumbra: Kamibuga it is!
kamkazi: that one's for Tamiyo o7
Zakaw: Kawabunga
yuan42: hakuna renata
 Seth_Erickson: Invasion of Amonkhet
 definenull: Rip doggo
 MegaDosX: Invasion of Amonkhet, yeah
 Sogheim: Paul, this is not Air Bud
 Earthenone: pocket bacon solves a lot of disputes
 gualdhar: WHY DOWN YOUR PANTS?!?\
 gualdhar: you end up with a dog licking your crotch
 MegaDosX: Yeah
Dmc3628: cast a legend
 definenull: It's not broken like anje
thraximore: cast a legend... like squee
micalovits: Nice of you to bring us over there Wheeler
 asthanius: Your apes…gone
maniac_fish: sounds like the start of the average country song
Dmc3628: any
Chartle: it's almost a peloton takedown
thraximore: !Card failed conversion
  LRRbot: Failed Conversion [4B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −4/−4. / When enchanted creature dies, surveil 2.
 drcthulu: Easy to make mistakes with cards you're not familiar with
Juubbz: Every card in this set seems like a rare
 drcthulu: watch them play another mill 3
spazywakjob: mill was a lot more real than i realized in this set
 definenull: Greeeeed
 yalc321: RIP their butt
 MegaDosX: I do love that art though
 drcthulu: halo forger is a heck of a card
spazywakjob: dont show cam
hd_dabnado: he is a big trap
 Mr_Horrible: Niv-Mizzet, Born-Again Christian
 MegaDosX: Also that's definitely a curve there Ben 
kamkazi: oh no the value police are coming
 Earthenone: so many tactics
 twitch_xeo: uh-oh, Value Police is coming
Dmc3628: look more takedowns
 definenull: Kaldheim is p good imo
 Nydestroyer: invasion of kaldheim is insane
 twitch_xeo: @kamkazi hi5
7ukanda: Good Night everybody!
 drcthulu: inga by a long shot
 definenull: The vigilance is so good
 twitch_xeo: Roommates
Dmc3628: cat cars
maniac_fish: Is that a real question
 MurphEP: Arixmethes is ramp, right?
 Seth_Erickson: No kraken is an Island Ben
Daemyx: 12/12 no trample
kamkazi: @kamkazi   same monkey brain
 yalc321: Ben knows what hes about
Daemyx: it's trash
Spectre97: Two mana! You don't even have to bounce anything!
tru_boredom: You di
 MegaDosX: Yeah it's a good card
 definenull: Now regatha... Mythic uncommon
 Earthenone: youe team gets to be vigilant birds of paradise
 as_ever_ellesandra: oh and she draws you cards
cheshire_creeper: Vigilance is such a good keyword in this set it's not even funny
 Mr_Horrible: he's just big eepy, we can all relate
 MegaDosX: Arixmethes is a vanilla 12/12 when it flips
 MegaDosX: That can tap for UG but still.
 TheMerricat: How's the fam jam going chat? I had to leave for the start of this shift.
 MegaDosX: And also it doesn't flip it just wakes up
plundypops: *insert wheeler's speech about mtg players not investing in their future, about arixmethes*
 as_ever_ellesandra: we even have the ru dual to splash invasion of kaldheim which is nice
 Earthenone: ben is all losses, adam is all wins wheeler is probobly also all wins
 objectivefailure: Found the shared braincell
 twitch_xeo: Helichode
Dmc3628: they are mythic
 definenull: So drift compatible
 MegaDosX: They are a mythic, yeah
 KeytarCat: @TheMerricat Adam was on a tear, then slugged it out to a 2-card library concession
 MegaDosX: That is very good
Dmc3628: put that in stasis for the nicknames ep
 Mr_Horrible: Atraxa killed by the steelworkers' union. SOLIDARITY FOREVER
 twitch_xeo: Ben back on that Mana Wall
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 definenull: Hotdog?
 KeytarCat: !famjam
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 DEATHlikescats: There’s a new dog of wisdom out!
 DEATHlikescats: It’s cute
   LoadingReadyRun: @KeytarCat that is no longer accurate
 definenull: \o/
 Mr_Horrible:   
 Mr_Horrible: manifesting
 KeytarCat: cool, thanks
 Riiiiiiis: aaaaaahhh
LightningElektron: no
 niccus: mountain _is_ traditionally associated with victory
 MegaDosX: Probability be like that tho
 definenull: But the highs tho
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's honestly why I stopped playing. even if those games are rare, they feel so bad.
 janmelantu: I just lost a game because I just drew 3 lands in a row
 ghizmou: the important thing is to remember, it has nothing to do with your skills, unless it happens to your opponent
 MegaDosX: Wheeler said skill diff
Daemyx: that's magic baby
 as_ever_ellesandra: yeah had a game of gladiator earlier with a 37 land deck where I just drew 10 lands in a row and then got hit by a ragavan that took my lightning helix then i drew 5 more lands
 as_ever_ellesandra: so I feel that at times
  Juliamon: !famjam
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yuan42: BEN
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 yalc321: I once had a humans aggro mirror where in my opponent and i both drew nothing but lands for 10 of each of our turns
 twitch_xeo: I always liked Duel Masters' mana system
 Cartographers_Ink: Any examples of cool plays?
 Pywodwagon: and how long do those games last
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: going to the gym keeps you forever humble
  Juliamon: Cartographers_Ink Last chapter of a praetor's flipside
 niccus: but adam, i already play dota
 TheMerricat: I'm stupid how does going to the gym teach you how to lose?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: You'll feel yourself, like "yeah I'm a big strong guy!" and then some dude just bench presses the weight you deadlifted 10 minutes ago and you feel like a shrimp.
 Cartographers_Ink: @juliamon Cool! I'm excited to watch the VOD
plundypops: the RNG of mtg just doesn't care sometimes.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: really teaches you to like you for yoursel;f.
Daemyx: Gravity is an unbeatable opponent
maniac_fish: isn't that just life tho...
 KeytarCat: It teaches you you
 gualdhar: the gym is the epitome of short term pain for long term gain
Daemyx: What is your favorite fighting game?
yuan42: after all the talks of the big dawg, im playing against someone named "the big dog"
 definenull: Deck plz
 AdamYMHMI: You can make every correct decision and still lose.
RangerAlpha7: Adam trying to keep those apm up
 Shelvish_Fyshstic: What if Magic didn't have lands in deck and every card back was a basic land?
 DEATHlikescats: That might be the thing that makes me finally go. Knowing it’s always gonna be a losing thing, but doing it anyway
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @AdamYMHMI one of the hardest things to teach new players is that a play that was right at the time and wrong in retrospect was still right, because you can only use the information you have
 MegaDosX: What board wipe is it? Sunfall?
 MegaDosX: Ah, Fiora
 MegaDosX: Gotcha
 MurphEP: Fiora!
 Rourke9: hehe
 TheWriterAleph: donkeh
 philippekav: invasion of Florida
 MegaDosX: There's some planes where it's a serious question as to why they invaded there
 Mr_Horrible: Get! Out! Of! Mah! Plane!
 Nydestroyer: its time to troll
  Juliamon: philippekav we should be so lucky
 Nydestroyer: I am not heartless, I love beating.
 DEATHlikescats: Ooh ooh, Fiona. Your fist has punched my heart.
 Loonatic93: Holy Serra!!!!!!  ProZD has a promo thing with MtG!!!!!!!!!  
 MegaDosX: They should have thought that with places like Xerex tbh 
 Loonatic93: Maybe he'll voice someone on Arena!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I think that's what they did on the plane where physics works differently, right?
  Juliamon: "Let's not go to this plane, 'tis a silly place"
 Gascitygaming: Questions for Adam: Loved your WoW series, know you've talked about working on a new one, any thought for a PoE series?
 LionsEyeDiamond: "why did we go back to rath?"
 MegaDosX: The flavour text on the flip of Invasion of Shandalar indicated that they got ruined there too
 Earthenone: it knew you were realxed after 4 wins
 Earthenone: it just phoned it in
plundypops: meowdy
 Gascitygaming: Yeah, good point, very true
Daemyx: PoE group play is a meme
 MegaDosX: Nobody was in green in their pool I guess
 Earthenone: three cosmics in a row? what is this Yu-Gi-Oh?
 definenull: F
  Juliamon: GhostofJeffGoldblum I think the idea's more like they were the They're Made of Meat aliens and wanted nothing to do with the plane, rather than having a bad time
thraximore: 😩
 Seth_Erickson: 3/4 eat the 2/2 I guess
 as_ever_ellesandra: to be fair traumatic rev at worst is a 4 mana 3/3 so
 as_ever_ellesandra: its actually not all that bad
 MegaDosX: F
 Gascitygaming: I have friends who want to play but get totally overwhelmed or hit a wall with their build, struggling to find vids that explain things well to a brand new player without going too deep too fast.
 yalc321: Weird-dog
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Slacker1977: fighting over the rooftops it seems
 Loonatic93: ProZD doing a MtG Promo!!!!!!  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZJDFgWouPU   I'm so happy!
cheshire_creeper: itty boat
 MegaDosX: Oh no
 definenull: It's just not your day
 on_and_awful: boat, boat, idiote, rolling in but got smote
 MegaDosX: The game heard you talking about drawing lands in a row
thraximore: Richard Garfield has Adam in his crosshairs
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: well, you've just guaranteed it
maniac_fish: quick chat, OG sheo or new Ayara for P1P1?
 Seth_Erickson: sure are a lot of Traumatic Revelations getting played in limited today
BlindRift98: that boat gives me candle cove vibes
 on_and_awful: @maniac_fish sheo
 Gascitygaming: that 4-0 wall
 MegaDosX: They might not be at four wins yet
 Loonatic93: You're a stupid game!!!!!!!
 WizardZedd: Correct
 definenull: Like duel masters
 twitch_xeo: That's the Duel Masters
 Earthenone: a lot of games do that, yeah
Chartle: there's a conspiracy that does that too
 Rourke9: yea duel masters too
 couchboyj: The land system might lead to feel bads, but it adds variety that keeps the game interesting
 Shelvish_Fyshstic: The meta shifted after the 4 wins.
Spectre97: The lack of non-games is part of why I find Digimon so fun
maniac_fish: arena was such a joke
 ArcOfTheConclave: 'every card as mana' is super good civilization
 Pywodwagon: Hearthstone is what happens when you don't have a mechanic like lands
 MegaDosX: !card stoke the flames
  LRRbot: Stoke the Flames [2RR] | Instant | Convoke / Stoke the Flames deals 4 damage to any target.
 Earthenone: @Spectre97 i built a really cool renamon deck but have'nt played the game at all, it seems really fun
 RealGamerCow: Bring back mana burn you cowards
 MegaDosX: His surname does start with W
 aiamethyst: the decipher lotr tcg did that too
spazywakjob: exceed? like in yugimans?
SnowBuddy18: Benny Dubs
 MegaDosX: Oh my god
 MegaDosX: Opponent drafted convoke.deck
 definenull: Gotta get commander brain outta limited, games actually begin on turn 2
Chartle: if he was his name would've been phyrexos
 Gascitygaming: *boston accent* that's a real wicked slumbaah!
spazywakjob: i was waiting for the stoke the flames after that attack lol
spazywakjob: or the convoke pump spell
 couchboyj: It's glacial compared to ONE
 definenull: It's a 'get on board early' format
thraximore: wow, the lands are killing the boys tonight
 interiorexplosion: It's so bitg
 TheThirdTail: The fact that there are a whole slew of vanilla creatures that flip with extra mana feels like it slows things down
 definenull: Adam and his "big skits agenda" 
 Gascitygaming: the two drop red battle that turns into a 4/4 dragon has put in WORK for me, even in standard
Dmc3628: adam living the best life
spazywakjob: the anthem battle has been great for me
 MommaGart: Raff is SO GOOD in this format.
 MegaDosX: Yeah Yedora was in the STX commander set
 Mr_Horrible: Adam just making this face: 
thraximore: 
 Gascitygaming: Y'all sure James isn't there somewhere? 
Dmc3628: the famous mr. brooks remark
Chartle: hey, that's the name of my new show: drafting with children
 janmelantu: Okay but Adam, consider this: Commander Draft
 hidingbox: How does Adam's heart fare when given a Krosan Tusker?
 Gascitygaming: He's on the Lite Brite
 twitch_xeo: "little"
 twitch_xeo: Lutri is hugem which I only realised with the MUL printing
 MegaDosX: Oh boy.
thraximore: let's GO
 MegaDosX: Big dragon.
thraximore: 
 TheWriterAleph: horky!
Chartle: hoardy
 MommaGart: Got absolutely hosed by BW decks three games in a row. There are a lot of good legends you can get
 MegaDosX: Ermagerd, Herding Berdlerd.
 incredulouspasserby: Everything’s wheeling and adam’s deck looks objectively amazing. Prepare for the 1-3
Dmc3628: let's wheel that 2 drop phyrexian hopefully
 TheThirdTail: Hurdy-Gurdy Lord?
thraximore: browd sowd
Coogrr: Someone passed me a pick 2 broodlord yesterday, that card is so messed up
 MegaDosX: I'm sure there's some nonsense you can get up to with that in a Prosper Commander deck
 definenull: "you may concede now op"
Chartle: ayy
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Ukon_Cairns: 2 drops
 MegaDosX: Just curve out, ez
Dmc3628: power of 2's
 twitch_xeo: I showed you my mana curve, please concede
 Dog_of_Myth: 2 Drop 2 Good
 MegaDosX: You can do that, if you don't care about wins 
 MommaGart: The Aeronaut's not bad
Dmc3628: lorge sons
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul with the shade
 Earthenone: maybe do jump in, the deck is already made for you 
 KeytarCat: Mull more!
 Ogrekidd: Really have like this sealed format, the multiverse legends make it wild
thraximore: goreclaw 
 Swamplor: Reading the card explains the card
 BusTed: 
 MegaDosX: Yeah Goreclaw is a momma bear
 twitch_xeo: big mama bear that got PUNCHED
 niccus: goreclaw, of hms terror
 BusTed: 🐻
 TheWriterAleph: so good at being so dumb
  Juliamon: It's a love letter to SyFy Original Movies, I hear
 MegaDosX: Ali G is a name I have not heard in a long time
 AllTheoryNoPractice: That's one of those songs that I had never heard of until about 6 months ago, and now I hear it referenced ALL THE TIME
 MegaDosX: Is it new Jin or old Jin? Because old Jin is a huge trap in limited 
 MurphEP: We're at Qal Sisma
 MegaDosX: New Jin is great
 MegaDosX: Also I thought we were at soup
Nukified: no evasion? unplayable
 Seth_Erickson: @MegaDosX yeah but you can hit Old Jin with Gyruda 
Dmc3628: new or old?
Dmc3628: old urab murders fools
maltbeverage: Frank Karsten just determined this is the "most verbose" set ever
Ukon_Cairns: drawing cards when you cast something 3 or greater? but all my cards are 2 drops 
 MegaDosX: Hey Ben, what do you think about old Urabrask? 
 definenull: This is the shipping set
Evil_John_Cena: Toxic
 BusTed: If only they'd look closer.
 janmelantu: You know else is shipping cards? card Kingdom!
 niccus: are we going to have a stack
 Xaunaught: I just got Elesh Norn and Sheoldred in this draft lmao, cant wait to 0/3 because I am forcing rares
 MegaDosX: That stack went places
 mio1223: At my prerelease I ended up going 5 color with double omnath
 Badchop: dear god
 MegaDosX: Oh no.
Dmc3628: DAMN
 MegaDosX: 
 Xavbull: Pure chaos
 Mr_Horrible: that honestly sounds like the seed line for a Starkid performance
 definenull: Cursed hour
 Mr_Horrible: so I'd 100% watch it
 NorthstarTex: I mean I'd watch it
 undecided44: Touch nothing but the *slurp*
shadowTECnology: That was the dumbest thing I have heard all day
Evil_John_Cena: Hi Ben, Hi Ben, Hi Adam
 Pywodwagon: what if bitterblossom gained you life
Evil_John_Cena: Well I'm not from Jersey, so probably not
maniac_fish: evil John Cena is just John Cena
Evil_John_Cena: @maniac_fish No John Cena is John Cena, I'm Evil John Cena
 MegaDosX: And they were roommates
shadowTECnology: So who all in going to be in Minneapolis for MagicCon?  I registered for the LRR Chaos Draft.
kamkazi: jersey shore was our super smash bros. i will not explain further more
 Gascitygaming: they're down 0/2 to the rangers right now
 zhrang911: Fun fact, almost none of the people on that show were from New Jersey either
Fantusta: Aren't the Jersey Shore people... not from Jersey?
Fantusta: like @zhrang911 said
 MegaDosX: How much is the Ward cost?
 Earthenone: dino noms
 zhrang911: They’re all Staten Island and Long Island people
 MegaDosX: You can crack their egg tho
Fantusta: to be fair everyone around here goes down the shore as well
 MegaDosX: Both players look up "Oh I'm/you're dead"
 memnus: You know who else cut Daxos...
 Gascitygaming:   
 twitch_xeo: You turned your belt to Wumbo?
 Mr_Horrible: that sounds like Remy
 BusTed: ror ron't rother roming rome rat rall!
Evil_John_Cena: Dogs always love us, that's why they're dogs
 definenull: Didn't know remy was like that
Evil_John_Cena: If they weren't they'd be cats
 MegaDosX: "Come back with your shield, or on it" - Remy, probably
 Gascitygaming:   
 Swamplor: Scooby Doo was like that too, until Shaggy decided to start getting him high
 NorthstarTex: the nega adam?
 MegaDosX: It's an Adam Savidan variant
 TheWriterAleph: adam got norted
 twitch_xeo: Collective stroke
thraximore: adam got NORTED 
 definenull: Sandyman
hd_dabnado: Adam Cinnamon
 MegaDosX: Venerated Floxidon is a good card it turns out
 betweenmyself: Adam SalmonJam 
 drcthulu: the spell stalker is a mythic uncommon
 janmelantu: A rare is swingy in limited? Why I never
 Gascitygaming: It's either get busy flippin, or get busy dying
 Mr_Horrible: that's just  Adam's Splatsona
 Josherm: Adam Lrr-Fam-Jam
 MegaDosX: Adam Savidandân
VVrenwick: I used to have a friend named Adam and when he was little, his brother told him that he used to have a twin brother named Adsmart. Like, Adumn, Adsmart...it was stupid.
 MegaDosX: I smell fish
 MegaDosX: Dead in the air, yeah
 Earthenone: !break
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 sporkraptor: I just came in, what's their team name?
 Earthenone: no teams anymore
 Earthenone: just a fam jammin
 sporkraptor: ah, cool! thx
 Lordofironstorm: !uptime
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 Lordofironstorm: fambily jambily!
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 Loonatic93: They're doing a break now?  Aren't they going to be done soon?  It's almost 6:00 there.
 Earthenone: magic will continue until morale improves
thraximore: the boys have only had the one break so far
 Loonatic93: @Earthenone Fair enough.
 Earthenone: (this team was fresh in at 4)
 Loonatic93: So they're going a bit longer than scheduled?  Neato!
 mio1223: Hey chat, should i build Kroxa and Kunoros or Illuna polymorph for commander?
 Earthenone: that dossent cost 2
 BusTed: 🦖
 Mr_Horrible: Zalortha 
 definenull: Big dino~
 ChrisMackGames: Ben rockin' that Simic deck
croisvoix1: @mio1223 illuna polymorph is fun, I use a pile version that is real wild
 betweenmyself: Trex  (don’t question it)
 kumatsu: I thought Adam, as the larger LRRsman, would eat the others, but I was a fool
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 photosinensis: Huh.  62 months.
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 mio1223: @crosisvoix1 thank you
 TheThirdTail: Because they have the same name, the Bens were able to combine their mass to be even larger
 BusTed: 🥦 🍚 🐮
 definenull: That's a BRB Station at every gym
 MegaDosX: You don't make friends with thallids
 lackingsanity: 'beef rice broccoli' lines up the vowel sounds a little better
 AdamYMHMI: byobrb
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: BRB piped directly into your home
 MegaDosX: Paul no
 sporkraptor: BRB slurry
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: hot and cold BRB in your plumbing
croisvoix1: "sitting on it"
 heartofgoldfish: i enjoy wheeler's committment to this beef
 MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
 photosinensis: As much as I want watching Twitch on TV and talking via IRC to work, it simply doesn't.  Audio sync issues.
 TheWriterAleph: damn i want some beef n broc now
 cheese_______man: man they really got prep time for their spells on that one
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 NotCainNorAbel: That wasn't a beaver, it was Beej
 as_ever_ellesandra: if I had a nickle for every time I heard of soft serve beans I'd have two nickles. which isn't a lot, but its weird it has happened twice
 MegaDosX: Oh opponent is going to be sad you milled them three lands
 MegaDosX: Opponent missed several land drops and had three exiled
 BusTed: 
 hidingbox: woooo!
 r10pez10: !greetings
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 definenull: Holiday!
 cheese_______man: right at the 8 hour mark!
 MegaDosX: OK question: out of Ben, Wheeler, and Adam, who's the broccoli, who's the rice, and who's the beef?
 as_ever_ellesandra: "We BRBEEFing Tonight!"
 MegaDosX: Wheeler no
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: did he say cock?
 AdamYMHMI: I kind of want BRB now.
thraximore: 
The_Voices: had grilled 5 cheese sandwich and tomato soup
 betweenmyself: Just swap them around…  Beef first, then rice and broccoli.
thraximore: y'know, chicken
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: like a male chicken, of course
 photosinensis: Paul
 definenull: 
 cheese_______man:   
 AdamYMHMI: black beans and chicken is delicious
 photosinensis:  
 definenull: Bring the brocoli!
thraximore: 
 as_ever_ellesandra: "Need some more BRB over here"
 TemporallyAwry: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:00:46.
 TheWriterAleph: half-price apps what whaaaat
 gamercat88: garcon
 Lordofironstorm: Garkin'
 AllTheoryNoPractice: Garkin, new planeswalker
 photosinensis: garçon.
Evil_John_Cena: "I want a pitcher of beer, them fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and let's start with 50 wings and keep the ranch comin'"
 TemporallyAwry: I leave for 6 hours, and I come back to this energy 
 AdamYMHMI: Packs! Packs! Packs! Packs!
 DEATHlikescats: Bottomless margaritas!
 AllTheoryNoPractice: @Evil_John_Cena Pitcher of ranch, pitcher of wings, cup of beer on the side
 photosinensis: 2 drops exclusively?  Sound like we're bearing down and getting grizzly.
 cheese_______man: ALL HAIL BEAR FORCE ONE
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Open the ranch hose
EvilBadman: So what was Paul's favourite set?
 MegaDosX: "...a bucket?" "A bucket!!"
Texan_Reverend: Good evening, Ian!
 shendaras: Some cheese curds
Texan_Reverend: Hi, chatfolk.
hd_dabnado: HOLD UP
Evil_John_Cena: It's a big parking lot Wheeler
 Mr_Horrible: there's beer and homestyle food
 shendaras: hot dish
 Mr_Horrible: that's about it
hd_dabnado: Get a Juicy Lucy
 Loonatic93: Minneapolis is roughly half the size of Winnepeg.
 photosinensis:  slow play!
 a_Weakling: wait, you are going to minneapolis?
BOTGrant: The boys seem a little punch-drunk
 ShaneLeeAtk: Culver's?
shadowTECnology: I am from Minnesota.  There is a lot of great fantastic food places
 Mr_Horrible: "When I say nothing I mean the entire region" 
Evil_John_Cena: The midwest is nothing but a bunch of parking lots and Chicago
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: cheese curds, baby
 whisperstocats: Bucket of cheese curds?
 asthanius: Bucket of wet ones
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Evil_John_Cena I mean you're not wrong
 DEATHlikescats: Cracker Barrel fare
 photosinensis: STOKE THE FLAMES!
 NorthstarTex: We don't have cracker barrel
 as_ever_ellesandra: stoke is basically a 2 drop
 betweenmyself: Nothing there in the “cold vacuum of space” sense 
thraximore: @NorthstarTex how?
hd_dabnado: Culver's is a banger
artdecosunburn: Minneapolis has a major Somali diaspora. Great East African food.
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hd_dabnado: ButterBurgers are fantastic
BOTGrant: I will not stand idly by while Cracker Barrel's name is impugned.
 Loonatic93: I mean it would make more sense to have MagicFest Thunder Bay.
 gamercat88: cheese curds
keyforgealchemist: Butter burgers at Culvers
 DEATHlikescats: In nOut is overrated
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 a_Weakling: I mean, Jucy Lucy Tater Tot Hotdish and Lefse
 MegaDosX: They turned your 4/4 into a 5/5
 as_ever_ellesandra: turn this small egg into a slightly larger egg
 MegaDosX: "Begone with him!"
 DrLigmaPhD: Chat, let's not pretend middle America has... anything worth going through the trouble of going through a racist liminal space to reach
 BusTed: Friday night Skittles
 Earthenone: no ones going to stop you
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: how much BRB you got
 Dog_of_Myth: Funny enough, I had Culver's for dinner.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: we can keep this party going all night
 definenull: The shared braincell is working overtime today
 MegaDosX: 
 JohnPraw: A better brand of beef makes a ButterBurger better.
 elkae: absolutely skittles energy
  RayFK: Adam what the fuck
 TwitchTVsFrank: Lol
Evil_John_Cena: @DrLigmaPhD Well there's Chicago
  RayFK: Some things can't be taken back
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @definenull the braincell clocked out and went home hours ago
 DEATHlikescats: Big Rowdy Boys
 definenull: Adams getting fired... Again
 nifleon: If you can go while you’re there in Minneapolis, hit up Fogo de Chao. It’s a Brazilian steakhouse; maybe the best meal I’ve had.
 MegaDosX: I don't hate Broodlord here
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Fogo de Chao exists in amny cities
 gamercat88: Fogo de Chao is also bomb
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: but it is good
 cheese_______man: Poor paul. with all the power to mute Adam's mic *hint* *hint*
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
shadowTECnology: @nifleon At the low low price of $79.99 a meal
 thegitrogsquirrel: Yes
 DEATHlikescats: Brazilian steakhouse goodness
 gamercat88: meat sweats
BlindRift98: imagine LRR fighting over contracts wrestling style
 photosinensis: MEAT.
shadowTECnology: Yes, like 5 blocks from the Convention Center
drkwhitewolf: MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENUE BOYS
WizardDanceParty: Get drunk on sword meat
 definenull: Beef Ribs and Beans
Evil_John_Cena: There's always time to fill up on MEAT Ben
 Earthenone: !flan
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 DrLigmaPhD: @Evil_John_Cena The Great Lakes are their own region with something actually going on
hd_dabnado: yeah you guys should defs get some Juicy Lucy's
 Loonatic93: To give you boys context.  Minneapolis is roughly 1/5 the size of Vancouver.
Evil_John_Cena: @DrLigmaPhD that's true
 photosinensis: Meat sweats, then meat 
 as_ever_ellesandra: oh was this the "everyone got ben a cake" story? or was that a different buffet
hd_dabnado: the twin cities makes it bigger
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Loonatic93 Vancouver proper or the Vancouver metro area that includes all the cities
hd_dabnado: the whole metro is huge
 bullseye3265: minneapolis is a fraction of the metro area
 r10pez10: more like mini apolis
 Earthenone: it is smaller than the big aplis
 a_Weakling: So why are you going to minneapolis?
 asthanius: It is MINI-apolis
keyforgealchemist: St. Paul AND Minneapolis
shadowTECnology: It is not, maybe St. Paul to Vancover, but the overall area is huge
 r10pez10: paul is a saint?
 MadWolf1290: Minni *proper* is small. MSP urban area is biiiiig
 photosinensis: I'm used to sprawl.
 Dog_of_Myth: @a_Weakling The next Magic Con.
 a_Weakling: oh damn
 NorthstarTex: I mean the entire Minneapolis Saint Paul (hence twin cities) combined are more formidable
 Loonatic93: Vancouver is 2.2 million.  Minne is roughly 400,000.  Both within city limits.
drkwhitewolf: I live in a city that is the same size of vancouver give or take, but double the population density
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 betweenmyself: Minneapolis is roughly the size of a small expanse of the empty void of space, and has just as many interesting attractions 
 definenull: Edeot
EvilBadman: Homogeneous
 BusTed: parnets
 DEATHlikescats: In jokes as coolant
thraximore: parnets
shadowTECnology: @betweenmyself Clearly someone hasn't been there /eyeroll
 DrLigmaPhD: Look I didn't expect to bring up a US population density map here, usually that is reserved for Republicans who aren't very bright, but the middle of the US is sometimes like... a guy per square mile. The cities... are not cities, they're kinda big towns
Evil_John_Cena: !Toxic
 midnightcurryjazz:  
 lackingsanity: @Loonatic93 the 2.2 million figure has to be the greater vancouver area, the city proper is more like 700k
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: Oh that made my skin crawl
 koodooman: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Loonatic93 2.3 mil is all the cities in vancouver mtro yeah
 Mr_Horrible: "The story of a modern genius and business titan"
drkwhitewolf: how much money does he have to lose before I never have to hear about him again?
 a_Weakling: sadly he couldnt tweet about it
hd_dabnado: 4d4d ches
  RayFK: 4 dicks in the car doors
 philippekav: beautiful memery sir!
 as_ever_ellesandra: well more like 3 D now since one got slammed in the door
thraximore: you could say he experienced unscheduled disassembly
 elkae: Rapid unplanned penile disassembly
 drcthulu: he's gonna need 4d's nuts after the car door broke two of them
thraximore: too slow elkae 
 elkae: Eff
 elkae: 
 definenull: Is red boat good?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 elkae: 
 Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 Ah...  So I read that wrong then.  My bad.  Well, if it makes it any better.  Minnesota has a larger population than British Columbia despite being much smaller in area.
thraximore: Ben won a game! 
 betweenmyself: @shadowtecnology I *want* to go but they keep turning me away at the city limits for some strange reason 
  RayFK: eat em up eat em up eat em up
 Loonatic93: If Minnesota was a Canadian Providence, it would be the third most populous.  Behind Quebec.
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 Pharmacistjudge: Good evening gentlepersons and chat.
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 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler just drafting in a fugue state
shadowTECnology: @betweenmyself lol /facepalm
 elkae: Ah yes Canadian Providences
 Dog_of_Myth: The one year @Pharmacistjudge also, good evening.
 DrLigmaPhD: For some reason "Old Man Turner" made me imagine Adam as a 75 year old streamer dropping "What's up you fucking troglodytes?" looking like everyone's grandpa
 as_ever_ellesandra: the fact that traumatic rev makes a 3/3 token if you take nothing is just good
 lamina5432: Back from game night how’s the limited been
hd_dabnado: Duende?
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 as_ever_ellesandra: when I played it earlier I just counted it as a 4 drop
AwesomeInABox: i wonder if op has sunfall
shadowTECnology: I can't wait for MagicCon.  Hoping to play some sweet events I signed up for and meet people
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @DrLigmaPhD everyone's unsettlingly ripped grandpa
 as_ever_ellesandra: and then in a situation like this when I get to take say, their sunfall
 as_ever_ellesandra: it just feels good
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "mommy why does grandpa have washerboard abs"
 DrLigmaPhD: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Because he's duilt bifferent, son
shadowTECnology: I wonder if Serge will be there? I know Graham and Kathleen will because they will do the Game Knights Live
 APartofManny: when did gilbert godfrey join the squad?
 Mr_Horrible: Youse want I should take da Boros cawd, Boss?
 gamercat88: i thought it was harry artisan lolz
 Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun If you are renting a car or somesuch while in Minneapolis.  About a hour or so down US HWY 169 South of Minneapolis is an amazing Candy Store.  A big yellow barn that is "Minnesota's Largest Candy Store."  They will have their opening for the season on May 5th.
 TheWriterAleph: @gamercat88 Harry, Artisan
 MegaDosX: F
 Mr_Horrible: an unwholesome moment
BatenicYork: FeelsGoodMan
shadowTECnology: If they drive out to Inver Grove Heights, there is an awesome pizza place called Old World Pizza too.  One of my favorites
 Loonatic93: I'm personally a huge fan of Davani's when it comes to Pizza.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's that time of night folks
 Banrael: Too late
  RayFK: I can't believe you hit me with the classic Dizzee Ben
Veste: none cards left pack?
shadowTECnology: They have some great pizza places in and around the cities
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: https://clips.twitch.tv/WealthyTenderWrenFunRun-7CqYKAOAjdwVGR6S
 ShaneLeeAtk: Someone needs to make sure a hot dish is had.
 definenull: Let's go
 A_Dub888: @RayFK Dizzeez NUTS
EvilBadman: Keep the cymbals splashy
 definenull: They've gone crazy with power
 heartofgoldfish: oh no i didn't realize it was the famjam so when i got blown out by benny W's it was live D:
 aiolian: paul can we add 9 W's
 Earthenone: we need 9 more w's today
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: TRUE, Adam
 MegaDosX: Adam no
EvilBadman: No my sense of accomplishment!
 v_nome: 3 cheers for nihilism!
 Vampyre_Lord: hip hip, whats the point!
 Earthenone: did lrr check your gamerscore as part of the interveiw process adam? 
thraximore: dick to the doc to the phd, he's smarter than you, he's got a sCiEnCe dEgReE 
 v_nome: @Vampyre_Lord Perfect!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Loonatic93: Also something that is a part of the Minnesota experience (in my opinion).  1919 Rootbeer.
 Gadora: Oh, they check the gamer score /instead/ of an interview?
 definenull: What a w
 asthanius: “Says here you go to the same LGS I do”
 TheWriterAleph: 
 MegaDosX: Welcome to the LRR Famjam, where everything's made up and the points don't matter
 definenull: Or 69
 HasturTheYellow: Keep the points at a solid 69
 NotCainNorAbel: iirc Adam started as a way to babysit chat on Saturday Mornings
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: nice
 betweenmyself: The letter “W” is too much of a mouthful.  Petition to change the pronunciation to “wub” for less vocal exhaustion. (Bonus: the url for many websites will sound like the start of a dubstep track) 
  James_LRR: That's exactly what I'll sound like. You have nailed all my mannerisms.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: this man is drunk on wings
 A_Dub888: !chat
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 MegaDosX: I promise nothing
 definenull: snitch.tv
 DrLigmaPhD: Here simulated: 3 45 year old dads at Buffalo Wild Wings pretending the know anything about MMA
 Darleysam: That James has only been following since 2020, could be a fake
Buxx345: we don't talk about James-o o o o
EvilBadman: @James_LRR paid for that twitch verification checkmark😅
 Vampyre_Lord: @betweenmyself that would also solve my pet peeve of saying "GSW" instead of "gun shot wound" even though GSW is longer to say
LaskoReadsComics: Bengineering knows who Leech from X-Men is, and I feel very happy
 Earthenone: he knows it from marvel snap
 Earthenone: as it hoses him
 DrLigmaPhD: Ben youre being called out as a fake nerd and a Snap addict in chaty
 MegaDosX: Gargantua to draw more cards?
 Loonatic93: Are both Anafenza's in the set, or just the one with Bolster?
 MegaDosX: @Loonatic93 Just the WW one
 Dog_of_Myth: Just the one with Bolster
thraximore: why isn't your mind EMPTY yet??
 MegaDosX: !card anafenza kin tree spirit
  LRRbot: Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit [WW] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, bolster 1.
 definenull: Get rid of all earthly attachments
 Loonatic93: Shame.  I was hoping for The Goatmost.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: He's Ganandorf, not Gunandorf.
 Earthenone: thats how you can tell the games were made in japan, not america
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: dammit Paul
thraximore: nice paul
 BusTed: v good
 DrLigmaPhD: Cannondorf
hd_dabnado: sounds like a mecha character
 MegaDosX: Paul that might be the best thing you've said all stream
 Travilogue: In some of the art I've seen, Gannondorf has guns aplenty.
 DrLigmaPhD: @Travilogue And a huge [CENSORED]
thraximore: track of land
 MegaDosX: And the Khenra
 TruPhantomAngel: @earthenone Naw, the folks at Sega always wanted to give Sonic a gun, but never could make it work. Shadow though…
Coogrr: Fairest lutri
 asthanius: what the fark
 DrLigmaPhD: The only story that doesn't get shorter if you give the main character a gun is Batman. It becomes this complex ethical BS instead of "Yeah this clown was committing mass murder so I shot him"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, when did James get here?
 Earthenone: the back of this human is a werewolf?!
 DEATHlikescats:       