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ErinusTV: Mom said it's my turn on the realmbreaker
SenshiSun: Mom!!!
SocraticMethod: MOM, sorry, MOM, sorry, MOM, sorry,
TXC2: the famble Jamble
ryu9969: Not sure why i got ads at the beginning of the stream while i am subscribed hopefully it doesnt interrupt the stream
cptcobalt: wow 100 months holy cow
CastleOtranto: The One Year!
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SenshiSun: @ryu9969 sounds like a bug
GreatWahooney: are we doing the achievement thingies or no?
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Flyingdelorion: oops @midnightcurryjazz was not specifically for you stupid mobile app...
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TriforceDrummer: Flip Invasion of Alara
TXC2: hello Didero welcome
NewtyNewts: Gotta have some achieves for the partner characters
GredGredmansson: yeah we didn't really have them for ONE
Didero: Achievement: Share your bagel
fungal_bird: Win with poison counters?
Mischievous_Catgeist: win a game with multiverse
MurphEP: Both players shuffling at the same time...wait
TheOrigamiGamer: @cptcobalt over 8 years!
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Evil_John_Cena: @LoadingReadyRun Proliferate with no poison
zeathean: Flipping a card the same turn you play it?
SenshiSun: this is my first time watching a magic thing live and i am very hyped
ALEISmALPTO: me when cathleen starts counting: (;^ω^)
Bionull: Aren't we supposed to report those to the police?
Loonatic93: Getting a kill from Ayara, the Widow of the Realm's Activated ability, perhaps?
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Verrain2: Flipping three battles in one game.
iconicshadow89: Ben saved all the achievements of EDSC
RayFK: Hola mi familia Jamilia
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GredGredmansson: Running Any companion as the companion
TXC2: Hello RayFK
dolphgrim: CARRRRD KINGDOM! CARD KINGDOM!
SenshiSun: for all our cardboard needs
superdude097: Pivot to 5-Colors after picking Battle of Alara pack 3
Travilogue: Completeating one of the sagas on the preators would certainly be worth a cheevo point
GredGredmansson: oh MOM Sheoldred
fungal_bird: MOM and dads team!
laikagoat: tymy
GredGredmansson: Timmy
SenshiSun: theres no way to get two buttons with one order, right?
MurphEP: What in the world
NewtyNewts: Nice black.
TriforceDrummer: Wow
RayFK: That's the biggest mood Graham
GredGredmansson: Jin AND Sheoldred
Grimnus: Rona is pretty crazy
fungal_bird: Rona is sweet
GreatWahooney: 5/6 legendary creatures, huh?
RevolverRossalot: That's 2 distinct and powerful decks represented there :)
laundreydhull: Wow, this sealed is so stacked, Bruh....
Grimnus: 1/3 looter that turns into an obliterator
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GredGredmansson: oh taht wasn't the sealed pool
TXC2: thaila and gitrog ALREADY have over 1200 decks on EDHREC :p
GredGredmansson: I saw that Omnath
Mischievous_Catgeist: i have liked sealed in this format better then draft for some reason
fungal_bird: Keruga, Jamaica, ooh I wanna take ya
Grimnus: Keruga is just plenty main deckable
laikagoat: my current draft has a lutri in the companion and obosh in the deck
jarnatan: Keruga? That aint a companion, that's Saabine's horn!
GredGredmansson: I saw someone play Keruga to flip Jin
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Loonatic93: The Asian Avenger ran the Izzet Otter (Lutri?) as a companion in a draft last night.
Loonatic93: It was fun.
RunicScribe: Jegantha is also pretty reasonable as a companion
SenshiSun: thanks moon
RayFK: Yeah but Crim makes bad decisions Kappa
dolphgrim: Just got WRECKED in my first draft: I played: Yargle and Multani/Opp Played: Ghalta and Mavren=big sad 😢
GredGredmansson: Tribute is SCARY
Gekyouryuu: If we wanna talk achievements, I'd love to see someone do what I did in prerelease: have Obosh in play and swing with Grimgrin who will then be 10 power after killing their only blocker, and one shot them
SocraticMethod: NDI is really useful tool up until it decides it's time to break
GredGredmansson: what's the black for? Just Seraph of New Capenna?
Grimnus: GGG is relatively uncastable if you intend to go 3 colour
nymistrya: Tribute is hard to run if you want to splash for a third color
GredGredmansson: @nymistrya I played someone who played Tribute in an Omnath deck
Loonatic93: "Yeah, I'm totally running Izzet Convoke in my Ravinca draft!"
laikagoat: gnottvold is a house
YawgmothsBargainStore: wary thespian is fine too
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I think splash the Invasion, and maybe keep the stasis field, but cut the blue creatures.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "Bola Slinger" not to be confused with "Bolas Linger"
nymistrya: Well yeah, the opponent always gets the right shuffler so they can get away with that /s
nymistrya: Rigged*
GredGredmansson: what's the Scoured Barrens for?
RayFK: @LoadingReadyRun Paul I would appreciate if you didn't steal my jokes before I tweet them
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun Is that just Bolas singing "Linger" by the Cranberries at Karaoke Night?
NewtyNewts: 0/0 to 2/2
NewtyNewts: Oh Wheeler...
laikagoat: at the ppr even
MurphEP: @LoadingReadyRun Is this how they tease the return of Bolas? seabatBRAIN
RayFK: GRAHAM
RevolverRossalot: Thatnks for having it, it's great to Freewheeler.
wtrob: wheelerOok
MurphEP: wheelerOok
Bugberry: wheelers and marshals, and don't forget heralds
midnightcurryjazz: sunfall is messed up
TriforceDrummer: Sunfall is crazy
midnightcurryjazz: its S+++++
SocraticMethod: "But officer, the Freewheeler solo was playing!"
Loonatic93: Where do I go to pick up my "Free Wheeler?"
Evil_John_Cena: #Toxic #FreeWheeler
TXC2: oh I Know WotC has a harsh vendetta against me :p
TriforceDrummer: 5 times at least
MurphEP: As many as it takes
Loonatic93: Is there a "Grand-Father Sengir?" lrrBEEJ
GredGredmansson: oooh Deadly Derision
Evil_John_Cena: what was that horrible shrieking noise?
GredGredmansson: looking good
NewtyNewts: @Evil_John_Cena Sorry.
NewtyNewts: Didn't realize I wasn't muted.
GredGredmansson: well it helps Keruga in a punch
GredGredmansson: pinch*
superdude097: Didn't remove the island
GredGredmansson: 2 extra rares
NewtyNewts: Borbnthp
GredGredmansson: Ayara and Baralzev
Robot_Bones: yeah teysa is great with the eggs
mythosthirteen: Teysa is fun
Loonatic93: Teysa is certainly a legend in my Verse.
TXC2: Graham 1000% pronounced that Pylon :p
GredGredmansson: sounds like at least base Izzet
NewtyNewts: Maybe blue/red?
NewtyNewts: They draw and then shuffle away
Evil_John_Cena: @NewtyNewts i don't know who you are, but based on that noise i can tell you're a good person
GredGredmansson: yeah, the bad live theater experience is realizing your other actors are now Phyrexians
GredGredmansson: bye Keruga
NewtyNewts: @NewtyNewts Why thank you! It's definitely no Serge or Beej noises, that's for sure!
GredGredmansson: my LGS did basically the same thing
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!!!!!!! <3
Evil_John_Cena: i wish i had an lgs
disciple007: Have we ran out of MOM jokes yet?
NewtyNewts: Thank you Siri
TetraRay: lol
Decaped: Dear Gavin, please loop Paul into your Arena UI Slack channel.
MurphEP: lrrWOW
Nukified: lol Siri you troll
jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHA thank you siri
Shadowsoflife: Hey @jacqui_lantern234 <3
TXC2: also pro tip about battles, turns out if you have Voriklex (the counters doubling one) it doubles the counters on YOUR battles, and halves the opp's battles :p
GredGredmansson: "i'm sorry kathleen, I cannot self-terminate"
Evil_John_Cena: yeah siri is terrible
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hirosan84: Hype
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TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
Loonatic93: Hidden Valley Absolute Ranch! The most Ranch of any dressing ever!
noSmokeFire: "ordering unlimited ranch"
nymistrya: My first three drafts were 0-3, then yesterday something clicked and I just went on an absolute tear
Mai_Andra: "Siri will remember this."
SocraticMethod: Siri: "That sounds like a you problem. Would you like for me to send a message to your mom?"
NewtyNewts: Siri, please fall off a sea cliff
Gaz_L: Clippy, tho, i hear they've hit mythic the last 5 sets
Dmc3628: i got to do golgari lurrus at the prerelease sealed and that went quite disgustingly
Sibwow: 24 hour draftathon called lrrMOMs
Dmc3628: zombie hippos
NewtyNewts: Myyyyy Keruga
jacqui_lantern234: @Sibwow HOLY SHIT
Evil_John_Cena: how many moms are in LRR?
TXC2: Evil_John_Cena just the one right now
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Hot Take: MS should bring back Clippy, but powered by ChatGPT
disciple007: casual 13
Dmc3628: that sounds terrifying
TXC2: LoadingReadyRun settle down there Satan
SocraticMethod: @LoadingReadyRun That _is_ a hot take.
Evil_John_Cena: @LoadingReadyRun Would that make it more or less helpful compared to how Clippy used to be?
Nukified: you missed drawing plains very well
GredGredmansson: ayara is fun
Gaz_L: i usually think Teysa doubling death triggers is more important
laikagoat: the lad
WiJohn: Yargle!
LurkerSpine: rat is good
GredGredmansson: I like the 1 drop dog
disciple007: is this sealed or was there a draft?
Mischievous_Catgeist: yargle is always playable
TriforceDrummer: The one white pip guy flips into a phyrexian
TXC2: of that's not a fog Graham, that's a get out of jail free card
Serioavion: rat is a good play
TriforceDrummer: Realmbreaker is nice ramp/mill
midnightcurryjazz: lrrJUDGECALL
laikagoat: green black uncommon
GredGredmansson: dog rat and yargle then
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Play Yargle :p
GredGredmansson: realmbreaker is a weird millstone
StreetRach: I got milled out by that dumb tree at my prerelease.
Sibwow: It breaks realms
SocraticMethod: @LoadingReadyRun More because it has access to greater pool of knowledge. Incredibly less because it's a hallucinating answers so you don't know whether the answers it gives you are true and it will keep gaslighting you if you know it's wrong.
superdude097: Not guaranteed ramp
laikagoat: voidkeeper splash?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Github Co-Pilot is already basically better Clippy
Chartle: in my sealed practice i had a pool with realmbreaker, oldest sheoldred and new vorinclex
Chartle: it was nuts
Chartle: it also had atraxa
Loonatic93: I loved playing Ayara along side Shiven Branch Burner. Convoke the Dragon, hit opponent for 4, then activate Ayara's ability to drain OPP for 7 more.
Evil_John_Cena: @Chartle settle down their satan
LurkerSpine: Urn is removal
midnightcurryjazz: fog frog
GredGredmansson: go for it
NewtyNewts: Hold up, stop the game. What is that. No, seriously, stop! What is that weird fog!?
SocraticMethod: wierd fog dot dec
Sibwow: The ol frog and fog
midnightcurryjazz: they are fogging up my frogs
WiJohn: I think discard rat is better than weird fog
MrMobius: If you're struggling for playables, is B/W the right build?
GredGredmansson: I ran it once in an Orzhov deck splashing Green for Thalia/Gitrog, with zero other fixing
baskwalla: Ah my hand!
Travilogue: See if it Urns a place in the deck
Gaz_L: what's a godfire urn?
jacqui_lantern234: ARGH MY HAND
LurkerSpine: I mean, you're usually reaching for playables in sealed, @MrMobius
niccus: don't you put it in your mouth
TXC2: Gaz_L $7.25, same as the rest of us Kappa
Gaz_L: *rimshot*
GredGredmansson: oh no unblockable Fynn
Evil_John_Cena: I believe in you Kathleen, your magic skills are buoyed by your indie music knowledge.
GredGredmansson: i mean if theyre in the same colors
TXC2: I believe not attacking Battles is correct more often then not
GredGredmansson: attacking battles is better early game
laikagoat: gg
MurphEP: FBtouchdown
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap
TetraRay: nice!
TXC2: lets go!
MorganteMaggiore: goooooooal
Evil_John_Cena: No I am evil
Loonatic93: "Unblockable" Fynn sounds like the name of some sort of Irish Basketball Phenom.
Evil_John_Cena: Just also helpful
disciple007: lol YangGang
degenowwers: let's goooo
Sibwow: Kathleen is also evil so it matches
jackulhaups: if theyre the real cena we wouldnt see their messages!!
noSmokeFire: @jackulhaups dang, what'd real john cena do to get shadowbanned?
TXC2: what if they are Andrew Yang? :p
GredGredmansson: oh that's a neat one in Boros
Nukified: Gobakhan is so good in my experience
NewtyNewts: We can't see the evil, so we just see the heartwarming
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izzetraichu: Kathleen, thanks for the inspiration. I'm building Slimefoot/Squee for my partner. Almost forgot Hermit Druid.
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degenowwers: What was Graham's Wrestlemania thoughts?
GredGredmansson: it works the turn you flip it too
Znazl: Head empty
NewtyNewts: No wrestle Head Empty
Gaz_L: *cymbal monkey clangs*
TheKingWiggins: I’m sure it been asked a lot, but is there a definitive list of LRR peeps going to MagicCon Minneapolis?
jacqui_lantern234: @Gaz_L thats just adam savidan Kappa
GredGredmansson: 60
Simonark: What are Graham’s Pyromania and Tasmania thoughts? For thoroughness
Nukified: it's either not good or terrifying
Evil_John_Cena: unban lutri
Chartle: they they wanted to print the new companion rules ig
GredGredmansson: all of the Ikoria ones are the companions
MurphEP: All up in their lands
midnightcurryjazz: lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL
GredGredmansson: arixmethes famously not human
NewtyNewts: !card arixmeth
LRRbot: Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Kraken [12/12] | Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle enters the battlefield tapped with five slumber counters on it. / As long as Arixmethes has a slumber counter on it, it's a land. / Whenever you cast a spell, you may remove a slumber counter from Arixmethes. / {T}: Add {G}{U}.
lamina5432: Don’t let that flip zilortha is busto
jarnatan: Smells like arixmethes up in here
land_manatee: any special rules this famjam?
TXC2: land_manatee not really no
jacqui_lantern234: arixmeTHES REMINDERS THAT YOURE LOVED AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! <3
GredGredmansson: nah we're making them up as we go
SocraticMethod: Umm, actually, Arixmethes is what they called Arixmetle in original gree Kappa
Chartle: destroy it
NewtyNewts: Only if they can't abwatch
midnightcurryjazz: lrrHAM
Evil_John_Cena: Try throwing a bigger rock at it
TXC2: what a callback
SocraticMethod: !drood
Robot_Bones: Beat it with a stick, in its sleep
jarnatan: Holy hell legendary callback
GredGredmansson: hang on, Cup isn't in this meta, is it?
bankscn: hey everyone i hope your doing great im happy that im able to catch a stream i started watching your guys friday nights on youtube and that taught me how to play and got me in to it thank you guys for all that you do and keep up the great wrok
Chartle: yeah the ozolith is nuts, especially fun with the kami
jarnatan: And Nelly with the memory of adamantium
superdude097: I hear, generally, if you reduced your opponent's life to 0, that will deal with the Oozalith Kappa
GreatWahooney: what was that sorcery that said each player loses the game?
TXC2: hello bankscn welcome
NewtyNewts: @GreatWahooney Companion Cage
NewtyNewts: !card companion cage
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
GreatWahooney: @GreatWahooney yes, that thing!
jarnatan: That was a different roborosewater time tho
NewtyNewts: Dang, not in the cardreader
bankscn: @TXC2 thank you
SocraticMethod: !findquote drood
LRRbot: Quote #6238: "Drood the Ozference" —Cameron [2019-07-26]
GredGredmansson: This meta could really use Remover of Obstacles
LoadingReadyRun: @bankscn welcome! thanks for coming by!
Juliamon: NewtyNewts Since they're not real cards they won't come up unless Paul puts the set in there
laikagoat: ???
TXC2: this is like my HBrawl deck :p
midnightcurryjazz: VoHiYo
bankscn: @LoadingReadyRun my pleasure
Barb4rian: Oopsie doopsie
GredGredmansson: Cast this? Nah, no thanks.
jarnatan: Drood the Ozference is legendary, but I will never forget Graham's "I beg your pardon?!" to Ben casting a Ranseed Hoer
Nukified: sometimes you click the glowing button just for fun
Evil_John_Cena: oh what the hell are you fighting G?
NewtyNewts: @Juliamon I know :)
niccus: you don't want draws in elections
Simonark: His ideas are terrible, and the voters spotted it
noSmokeFire: tbf the first step of casting a spell is for it to get out of hand
Evil_John_Cena: how could you with the rest of the mess there?
TXC2: !addquote (Nelson) [now] How could not win the election with these draws?!
LRRbot: New quote #8519: "How could not win the election with these draws?!" —Nelson [2023-04-21]
bo_brinkman: "Owie" has been called
GredGredmansson: yes
MorganteMaggiore: a presidential campaign based on a child card game? what is this? yu gi oh?
midnightcurryjazz: the rock indeed
GredGredmansson: can we flip Sheoldred?
Evil_John_Cena: @MorganteMaggiore No this is Magic
TXC2: Sheoldred, the Joe Biden of the mutiverse Kappa
Bruceski: Come on lightning bolt
GredGredmansson: oh we CAN
Chartle: hahahaha you can put +1/+1 counters on the ozolith with itself
Bruceski: old school lethal
NewtyNewts: Good boy Daxos
Znazl: Clap
GredGredmansson: aw missed flipping Sheoldred
Robot_Bones: Proud of you Nelly
Barb4rian: sergeGG Nelly!
MurphEP: Now you understand the 2020 political climate, Nelly
GredGredmansson: he COULD have
Evil_John_Cena: Don't hurt me like that Nelson BibleThump BibleThump
WiJohn: Eggsarch coming in hot
MorganteMaggiore: i say mulligan
TXC2: never keep 2 landers on arena
GredGredmansson: I've been burned too much by this
MorganteMaggiore: wait, is james in the building?
GredGredmansson: I'd mull
Evil_John_Cena: The Bernie lines still sting!
jarnatan: I see politics has made its way out of commander and into 1v1! Exciting meta development!
ErrorCode404: you're basically already mulliganing due to the invasion
Znazl: poppin off
GredGredmansson: I had an opponent use Tribute AND the Counters Kami to make a 5/7 Baral Zev
Mischievous_Catgeist: poppin it
Sibwow: Is famjam a new dandân variant?
TXC2: MC Poppinvon
noSmokeFire: judge?! my opponent is popping off?!
TotallyNotaBeholder: That is not the wolrd tree, it's just a tribute
GredGredmansson: hey its mudcreep
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Dandân would be an awesome Arena special event
Professor_Rakor: they could incubate awaken twice to beef vortex
TXC2: Diversify your threats
WiJohn: All smash!
baskwalla: That and full send really
TriforceDrummer: They can awaken 3 times I think, 2 from Mana and one from the creature tapping to transform one
SocraticMethod: Pour one out for the poor Arena coders that would have to make shared library and all the funky interactions. Then mop it up because energy drinks are sticky.
LoadingReadyRun: @Professor_Rakor "Beef Vortex" conjures up some interesting images
Loonatic93: @Professor_Rakor A new Brazilian Stake House?
Loonatic93: Err... Steakhouse.
TXC2: beef vortex = chunk punchman
GredGredmansson: you are already head
TriforceDrummer: Well now they're just dead
SocraticMethod: @Professor_Rakor Beef vortex is just your average wrestlemania storyline
laikagoat: seabatClap
Znazl: dogwit3Ez
Barb4rian: sergeGG lrrHORN
NewtyNewts: Good scrum op
imdanielholt: Kathleen, you're supposed to start at 20 life, not 40.
Mischievous_Catgeist: the collective butt
TXC2: the platonic butt
Znazl: Gettin javelin'd
MurphEP: We've stopped shaking hand. Now butt-touching is the new greeting.
Shadowsoflife: Yes
NewtyNewts: Thank you for that thought Nelly
Znazl: Flickers are now butt slappers
jacqui_lantern234: NELSON YES
jarnatan: What's the difference between famjam and fammarmalade?
Goorguy: Unsubscribe butt facts.
WiJohn: Ogre smash indeed
GredGredmansson: that's one big trebucket
TXC2: jarnatan Famjam has larger chunks
MorganteMaggiore: equip the fan to the phyrexian?
StreetRach: Fan on 3/3?
ryu9969: Brian Kibler aggressive butt slapper of his magic cards
SocraticMethod: @jarnatan fammarmalade needs to have citrus.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Come on down to Dave's Brazilian Stake House and Steak House. Eat some well cooked beef chunks and kill Vampires?
Loonatic93: LUL
MorganteMaggiore: you know what they call this? "value"
GredGredmansson: the new Marchesa has a Phyrexian Arena effect that can kill you if you are at 1 life
jarnatan: I don't like the uncooked meatball spider with teeth
Evil_John_Cena: @LoadingReadyRun Are Brazilian Stakes made using trees from the Amazon rainforest?
Travilogue: Put it right into the bin to bring it back for the ETB?
GredGredmansson: 6 to the battle and 3 to face
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SocraticMethod: @LoadingReadyRun No, they are just planed to remove all branches
RevolverRossalot: Just promise never to use the +2/+2 trigger on your flyer :)
jarnatan: Poor Barb
Barb4rian: Kathleen is bullying her opponents lol
TriforceDrummer: Graham just died without even realizing LUL
MorganteMaggiore: searing barb??? in this economy?
GredGredmansson: or on daxos
Evil_John_Cena: It's not bullying, that's rude. It's more like a cat batting around a mouse
land_manatee: Holding up the team's butts?
jarnatan: Why does it have so many teeth
Nukified: sounds right to me
Gaz_L: oh, really enjoyed G and Kathleen on Game Knights this week!
TXC2: bent over a rock and a hard place sure conjures some images :p
Dmc3628: Kathleen proved that hermit druid in the right hands messes you up
GredGredmansson: tomYoga
GredGredmansson: Bear Force Two looked sick
TXC2: !youtube
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Science_and_Magic: DAN DAN
GredGredmansson: P/CP
niccus: easily the most xbox content in lrr for a while
Sibwow: Kathleen which do you like more slimefoot or squee?
Chartle: the crack a pack is back attack?
NewtyNewts: Dandan was fun to watch!
nymistrya: Serge and his brother were in EDSC, it was a great time
GreatWahooney: oh yeah, Dandan was funfun
MorganteMaggiore: slimefoot and squee seems really fun, even without the absurd value of the hermit
sephsays: Ooooh, I'd missed the EDSC! Now have that to watch later :)
cptcobalt: the canadian highlander championships were *so good*, the commentary style was incredible
lirazel64: Shamrock100 Shamrock100 Shamrock100
TheWooglie: so you're saying we should stop watching this stream?
TXC2: Urno godfire!
RevolverRossalot: I'm only as far as the 2nd semi, but the CanLander 2022 coverage is stellar
hd_dabnado: are those goats from the kithkin planeswalker?
Mischievous_Catgeist: but im on a laptop
midnightcurryjazz: Got confused, watching Bravenewfaves somehow
Camthelion: Paul, wait I have 4, should I h ave a different LRR thing per monitor? :O
Spacecarl: Yeah I watched both commander videos yesterday. very good
jacqui_lantern234: ok, chat, hear me out on this. "Elder Dragon Social Club" to the music of "Alexander Hamilton" :p
wtrob: The new PCP is so good
Evil_John_Cena: What is tonight's paper fight? anybody know?
LoadingReadyRun: @Camthelion yes
Science_and_Magic: And an extra MOM collector's booster vid with Adam and Wheeler!
land_manatee: Tremendous Punt/Counterpunt and EDSC. Just an all-around great week of Magic content.
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 Yes and?
wastetalent: Punt-counterpunt is the new friday nights
bo_brinkman: I'm starting to fall behind. :D
jacqui_lantern234: @Shadowsoflife now im giggling at it
LidofLoathing: my parents have started watching Crapshots, it's cute
Gaz_L: the punchline to that one is great
QuixoticScrivener: destroy their invasion when they attack it?
Shadowsoflife: @jacqui_lantern234 Nice
Professor_Rakor: I assume so on a black card.
GredGredmansson: technically its the other Black Thanes that AREN'T Sheoldred, but yes
randomblathering: Best voice acting in Punt/Counterpunt is Yargle. Hands down.
superdude097: I imagine so, since it's black
Professor_Rakor: Alabaster host is elesh.
GredGredmansson: the ones still loyal to Norn
MurphEP: Sheoldred, no. Sheoldred, yes.
Science_and_Magic: Jin
GredGredmansson: also the Furnace Host (the red one) doesn't have a leader, because Urabrask said no
sephsays: spicy host
Evil_John_Cena: @MurphEP Sheoldred, maybe.
GredGredmansson: so they just kinda do their own thing
TXC2: brass for Urbask ?
Loonatic93: So Graham, has Surrak gone from Punching Bears to now Hugging Bears?
MurphEP: @Evil_John_Cena now that's a compelling argument
Bugberry: Green also doesn't want others to control it, just the natural order.
hd_dabnado: take a sip, coward
Manae: Brandishing an urn menacingly
TXC2: "watch out! he's got an urn!"
Gaz_L: Surrak realise that bear punch good so if can't beat bear, joing bear
Robot_Bones: oh right candy, candy is delicous
GredGredmansson: seeing surrak and goreclaw makes me wish we got other monocolor teamups
Evil_John_Cena: I loved All Will Be One so much
anbuagent12 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
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GredGredmansson: hi chandra
NewtyNewts: Uh oh?
GredGredmansson: benginHeck
Wolfstrike_NL: Fun Chandra, rip :D
GredGredmansson: or the battle directly
TXC2: heck AND dang
niccus: that's not good for your health
Evil_John_Cena: damn and blast
lirazel64: Welp
Nukified: fire has been brought, nicely done opponent
Professor_Rakor: We can Urn chandra
GredGredmansson: we can't
GredGredmansson: creature or enchantment
NewtyNewts: Oofa doofa
TXC2: opp had the great idea of pulling a planeswalker
QuixoticScrivener: It's not a universal solvent
Loonatic93: Chandra may be rude... But she's kinda working out some issues.
RevolverRossalot: Chandra can be enchanting
Banrael subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 79 months!
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NewtyNewts: Beacon of despair
GredGredmansson: Klaxon of Despair
Evil_John_Cena: beacon of pandora?
TheKingWiggins: Beacon on Mope?
NewtyNewts: Yuuuuuuck
Gaz_L: despair's shadow?
MurphEP: Are we the Phyrexians?
TheMandrew: Chandra's here and she's pissed!
MurphEP: That has to be an achievement if each game has a Chandra
Spacecarl: welp
GredGredmansson: meanwhile Etali
LidofLoathing: and that
Wolfstrike_NL: :)
FadedOverseer: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Mischievous_Catgeist: nah just etali
laikagoat: hello highlight reel
RevolverRossalot: On. Cue.
MurphEP: lrrSPOOP
TXC2: Chandra's running around shouting "where's my wife!"
RayFK: Get got my guy
Evil_John_Cena: RIP G
midnightcurryjazz: lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL
FadedOverseer: lrrFINE
RayFK: I think you're dead
TXC2: oh my
Cunobelenos: Well….
Shadowsoflife: When isn't Chandra pissed?
Bogan026: that happened to adam too!
Evil_John_Cena: Etali killed him
Gaz_L: i think we're just dead here
TXC2: !clips
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NewtyNewts: Yuckgle
Robot_Bones: you're allowed to rope them G. I'll look away
SplashDazzler54: Yargle :(
Spacecarl: Yargle decided to join the winning side
Evil_John_Cena: Don't Bargle the Yargle
Gaz_L: *Duel Of The Fates intensifies*
urkleturtle: betrawgle
jarnatan: Who would win in a fight? Yargle, Argle of Bargle, or Rankle, Mankle of Prankle?
Chartle: chandra -1
GredGredmansson: they can -1 Chandra for the last damage
GredGredmansson: if they see the line
jacqui_lantern234: the yargles on the other bargle now, stark!!!
MurphEP: It's eye opening
Decaped: I am listening to Yargle presently.
GredGredmansson: they missed lethal
GredGredmansson: they found lethal
Wolfstrike_NL: they needed that actually
EvilBadman: Magic Christmas Land for OP
elfowlgirl: ah, yugioh-style magic
Decaped: Sounds like a thing Battles do.
Spacecarl: battles mean your health get cushions sometimes
Bugberry: There's lots of removal that can turn things around. Also lots of rare board wipes.
TXC2: that's basically how most HBrawl games go Paul :p
Evil_John_Cena: We got to see Magic Christmas Land, too bad it wasn't any of the people on stream
169 raiders from JimDavisMTG have joined!
Simriel: What is the Fam for our Jam today
MikeProvencher: jimdPiledrivers jimdPiledrivers jimdPiledrivers jimdPiledrivers jimdPiledrivers jimdPiledrivers jimdPiledrivers
TXC2: hello Raiders
roguedoug: Op was at 8 poison and 1 life and I lost at 20 life
LordDraekan: elaDM
LordDraekan: jimdDab
JimDavisMTG: jimdHype jimdHype sushiBanger sushiBanger jimdHype jimdHype sushiBanger sushiBanger jimdHype jimdHype sushiBanger sushiBanger
superdude097: Hello raiders!
rhysticbuddy: Howdy
rsMcNally130: jimdPiledrivers jimdPiledrivers jimdPiledrivers jimdPiledrivers jimdPiledrivers
Evil_John_Cena: The Jim Davis?
Evil_John_Cena: Who's the Jim Davis?
couchboyj: jimdHype jimdHype jimdHype jimdHype jimdHype jimdHype
Cunobelenos: Hi raiders! sergeWelcome
GredGredmansson: I knows it
MikeProvencher: We don't love Marching, but we *do* love Machining!
BoomerAang_Squad: I've won multiple games from 20 life with Zada Hedron Grinder + Storm the Seedcore
GredGredmansson: RIP to that singular Phyrexian they sent to Shandalar
hd_dabnado: we need a new one of those
JimDavisMTG: doin some drafts also jimdWow
MikeProvencher: We were just doing some Bronze to Mythic episodes.
Bugberry: Shandalar is also where the Chain Veil is from.
jarnatan: I don't think it's the Garfield guy
SplashDazzler54: why is etali a rare
kaijuknight428: i drafted a deck with 2 invasion of shandalar
Evil_John_Cena: Kathleen did also get Jim'd
GreatWahooney: the Shandalar video game was so great
Nukified: big busted red card hour
JimDavisMTG: big dino jimdFear
GredGredmansson: SICK
JimDavisMTG: jimdPunt
laikagoat: grasp tho
GredGredmansson: unless they target grasp instead
TotallyNotaBeholder: Isn 't the bolas slinger also lethal?
GredGredmansson: they missed it
jarnatan: Aren't most seals currently alive technically seals of existence?
GredGredmansson: they should have used it on Grasp
Dyllbert subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 75 months!
Dyllbert: Hey MoM
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TotallyNotaBeholder: Yeah, I didn't see that at the time, whoops
JimDavisMTG: how about a Forest in these trying times
laikagoat: dead
RevolverRossalot: Badland confirmed
laikagoat: flip etali
GredGredmansson: wait
Gaz_L: forest, one of the five most powerful cards in MTG Kappa
GredGredmansson: they can transform it
Evil_John_Cena: and snozberries taste like snozberries
laikagoat: ???
GredGredmansson: opponent missing ALL of the lines
NewtyNewts: Opponent?
Bugberry: they don't know what's in your hand.
laikagoat: gg
TXC2: opp assumes we have removal
rhysticbuddy: Wow
NewtyNewts: Steal!
Decaped: white two cards in hand, maybe playing around something?
jarnatan: Amazing
laikagoat: gotta make them have it
BoomerAang_Squad: Clap
Mischievous_Catgeist: noot noot
GredGredmansson: its 9 + 2 life
RevolverRossalot: They might have feared Ephara's Dismissal, or similar?
Cunobelenos: sergeGG sergeGG sergeGG
MikeProvencher: Forget it Kathleen, it's Beamdown.
midnightcurryjazz: WutFace
jarnatan: First time I have ever seen holding up lands actually work
Chartle: that is why you always make your opponent have it
GreatWahooney: heeeck
TXC2: !clips
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SocraticMethod: "Surviving Atali" feels like an achievement
GredGredmansson: converter beast seems neat
couchboyj: I hit my opponent's Etali off my Etali early today, is that an achievement? :P
GredGredmansson: for reviving
jarnatan: I could be blue, I could be black, I could be going to scry, I could be artful I could be Yargle I could beat anyone I like!
GredGredmansson: oh no Sheoldred has been put in Stasis
RevolverRossalot: Specialize is in this set?!
GredGredmansson: @RevolverRossalot not sure what you mean by that
RevolverRossalot: @gredgredmansson "special eyes"
Loonatic93: Special Eyes... They're watching you!
Loonatic93: (forgot the claps)
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drfox17: a nintendo number of months!
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Robot_Bones: You just activated his trap card
SocraticMethod: Final Fantasy 8, Nelly
jarnatan: Vatkeeper sounds like Beej's final vaseline form
Bugberry: more than 4 fingers is inefficient
Grimnus: He isnt ya, limited is where hes worst
TXC2: scalding hot take
SmashTCG: Jo,
couchboyj: Ragavan is good on turn 1. In limited you're much less likely to get him on turn 1.
SmashTCG: No, I'm not that old, it was FF7 for me
undecided44: Just want to give a quick complement to Paul... the subtle pieces of the display switch and the highlight to the player headcam is such a clean, simple transition that's easy to follow and a great way to tell the viewer that you've switched views and here's who we're watching now. Great job Paul and anyone else who worked on the overlay/stream tool.
SmashTCG: Think how happy the red drafter will be G
CatTreeDreamCar: I want Storm the Seedcore on a playmat so bad. That art is just too good. It feels like a renaissance painting.
thewolfisonfire subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 2 months!
thewolfisonfire: weeeeeee
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jarnatan: Mo moag, mo problems?
sephsays: Invasion of Moag is a signpost to more Invasions of Moags.
GreatWahooney: @jarnatan also mo ag.
jarnatan: oh sweet, mo silver is always good
GredGredmansson: Ozolith is an artifact
stardusted_: hello!
TXC2: hello stardusted_ welcome
QuixoticScrivener: Primordial Plasm on Shelodred is gonna be funny.
jarnatan: I don't understand why the artifacts meta hasn't adopted jpeg compression yet
GredGredmansson: maybe they don't read "or both"
TeodorantZMX: lrr yuo're dank
couchboyj: Solid joke Paul seabatClap
Bugberry: they chose to keep Sheoldred around, maybe in case you can bring it back?
Znazl: just a trickle of blue
Marvoleath: Go skitters, go skitters, go!
BipolarExpres5 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 16 months!
BipolarExpres5: sweet 16 baby
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GredGredmansson: lrrFINE
GreatWahooney: oh good, portent tracker can tell us where the portent went
GredGredmansson: we can also tick UP their battle
Chartle: shanna-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na as sung by blink-182
Marvoleath: It's from Kaldheim, probably it's a boast
Grimnus: Oh glistening dawn is busted
Slacker1977: we're gonna be so sad if they play the Mind Rot battle
GreatWahooney: Glistening Dawn did so much work for me at the prerelease
TXC2: !card glistening dawn
LRRbot: Glistening Dawn [2GG] | Sorcery | Incubate X twice, where X is the number of lands you control.
Rogue_07: Everyone scoops very quickly on Arena
Rogue_07: Me, included
GredGredmansson: hi jin
Dmc3628: hey look a dirison target
Slacker1977: it's the very first Jin
GredGredmansson: bye jin
RayFK: Says Nice, immediatly murks them. BM Nelly over here Kappa
Marvoleath: Wait, it has flash?!
randomanon520: Oh no, anyways...
GredGredmansson: wait so Jin would have KILLED THEM
QuixoticScrivener: should have left gin
Evil_John_Cena: Nelson just casually killing Jin-Gitaxias is very funny
Mokomitas: Should of had jin resolve. Would of killed himself. lol
Grimnus: They were gonna lose if you let them keep Jin right?
baskwalla: Jin would have killed them right?
GreatWahooney: JinJin was occasionally cheated out on turn 5 in Block Constructed using Sword of Feast and Famine
Grimnus: Wouldve decked themself
midnightcurryjazz: It was a nice play
TotallyNotaBeholder: Toxic is so last set
Znazl: spider points
midnightcurryjazz: That was 100% sincere
Mokomitas: You mean you say GG for good game? You monster!
TXC2: the only real BM is saying GG and then not conceding
jarnatan: Nelly being BM while trying to be kind is on brand
GredGredmansson: all emotes are used sarcastically
SmashTCG: Wait, Jin would have killed them
RayFK: I absolutely am
troussej: fistbump is fairest I think
Carlioo: I sometimes say GG to show I have given up, but let them play if they have any dailies
SmashTCG: If they ended the turn with Jin, they draw 7 and die
Bugberry: sarcasm can go overboard sometimes.
RevolverRossalot: Kwende likes Moag..?
Slacker1977: also. reach
Mokomitas: IMO, I used to say GG for every game. Until people told me I'm BMing them. Now I only say it for when the opponent wins. It's a small thing, but at least people feel better.
jarnatan: An Awful Lotta Four-drops is most of my draft decks
jarnatan: I don't win a lot
petey_vonwho: Kwende does hold +1/+1 counters really well
Evil_John_Cena: I don't even know how to draft, I'm just here to learn how all these new cards work
SocraticMethod: Sarcasm is a powerful tool
NewtyNewts: The insult is found when you include timing in the toolkit
Grimnus: Think ya go down an island and up a forest for sure
RevolverRossalot: Kwende also great with Ezuri. There's more there then usual for them.
GredGredmansson: 7 mana 5/5 with reach that gains 5
SplashDazzler54: 5 life is not nothing in this format
Alex_Frostfire: But it has reach!
jarnatan: Yeah you wouldn't only have the heart to emote with, you would have the heart in a myriad of contexts
Mokomitas: Reach is super important. Or something to deal with flyers.
SmashTCG: Ezuri is a nonbo with renata
GredGredmansson: yeah using the heart after killing a creature, for example
Evil_John_Cena: I love Ezuri
Evil_John_Cena: Best Elf they ever printed
Rogue_07: Sailback is decidedly mid, Ithink
SmashTCG: Cut Renata?
Rogue_07: 3/4 for 5 is not good
epicduece: yeah, sailback in medium
NewtyNewts: Oh wow
Rogue_07: That is definitely a boardstate lol
kristian_fischer: Heeeey, it's the Famble Jamble!
Slacker1977: but lifelinkers don't enter attacking
TXC2: hello kristian_fischer welcome
Grimnus: Flyers in limited do it again
couchboyj: Sailback is either medium or excellent depending on what your OP is on. So pretty good on average.
laikagoat: i also missed that until my prerelease
NewtyNewts: I didn't catch it
Znazl: o/
Evil_John_Cena: me
BipolarExpres5: me
Science_and_Magic: o/
laikagoat: o/
TheAwkes: o/
Shadowsoflife: o/
Jondare: o/
djalternative: o/
LidofLoathing: o/
ugn0k: o/
MurphEP: FBtouchdown
Syntheticuh: o/
jarnatan: Hi, it's me, I'm the problem it's me
Robot_Bones: but the tokens aren't attacking with lifelink
MurphEP: I can't read
sephsays: I've put that in my commander deck and read it wrong
Diabore: right here
Science_and_Magic: The thing is MESSED UP
Banrael: o7
soulcannons: Me too
NewtyNewts: (granted, I don't play, so...)
nymistrya: Misread it last night and almost lost because of it
SolarBlitz1: Yep, me too
GreatWahooney: my 4th round opponent at the prerelease had TWO Ghaltas. it was real spooky
Bugberry: The vampires don't attack though, so it's a bit hard to get life gain immediately.
MrMobius: I have yet to read past 12/12 trample...
kristian_fischer: To be fair, there's a lot of text on that card.
BipolarExpres5: well pioneer gets fun
FenrisSchafer: o/
couchboyj: I also misread it until my OP played Ghalta and mavrin, attacked me and made a dino, then lost the next turn because they also should have made vampires.
amam741: O7
Mierr: I should have read galtha again in my prerelease
Evil_John_Cena: i don't read the cards i just guess what they do, then kill them when i'm wrong on what they do
lamina5432: I was told about it the other day.
SplashDazzler54: Kathleen fighting the final boss of this draft
bo_brinkman: We had a Gyruda into Kroxa when our opponents were both empty handed in 2HG. Was soooo good.
nymistrya: Yeah just drafting every preening champion is a legitimate strategy
Carlioo: my most successful draft decks have been companion decks lol
jarnatan: It's a good thing the elves finally got someone to keep all their vats, it's been a problem
TotallyNotaBeholder: Do Krakens have bones?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Don't believe anything Beej says.
SmashTCG: By the laws of magic, they are
couchboyj: Kracken are tradionally squid, I think
sporkraptor: crackinto a prawn!
RayFK: It's a team that needs to win
couchboyj: They have beaks!
Bugberry: Kraken are also squids many times
Nuha: That is great advice lrrbot
soulcannons: This is making me want to learn how to draft
TotallyNotaBeholder: Not an Avalanche fan Jordan?
couchboyj: Shandalar isn't bad, but your deck wants to be aggressive not grind I think G.
RayFK: @TotallyNotaBeholder definitely not right now
Dmc3628: getting um actuallyed
jarnatan: Elder Giant Fish
TotallyNotaBeholder: @RayFK fair, fair
TXC2: "WELL AXKTUSHLY!"
Dmc3628: written on that epitaph um axkshually
couchboyj: I'm dieing Bob, but I'll be damned if I'll be wrong AND dead!
Slacker1977: they also have Seedshark
Marvoleath: Remember to tick up their battles with Tracker
laundreydhull: I always thought that Krakens were notorious for having giant beaks
Slacker1977: burying the lead a bit here
Evil_John_Cena: Spider-Man's most confounding foe, The Corrector
jarnatan: Jonah and the Whale, but Jonah is joined by a guy who will not shut up about it actually being a megalodon
TXC2: being fact checked on your death bed must be a real low
TotallyNotaBeholder: "We're not going to make it" "Why do you always say that?" "What? And miss my last chance to be right?"
NewtyNewts: seepy focs
Bugberry: the fox from Glass Casket
Slacker1977: too many
sporkraptor: asweebp
TXC2: no counters, only counters!
laundreydhull: @totallynotabeholder Very Unorthodox of them; actually, let me get back to you on that...
Rogue_07: Dang, Graham, now I won't be able to see that card without that going in my head.
Rogue_07: Late Night Dub Fight!
RealGamerCow: is this set high on removal?
Mangledpixel: boop
LurkerSpine: bada-da-da-da, not lovin' it
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
Slacker1977: @RealGamerCow yeah, i'd say so
Mangledpixel: how goes the Relation Preserve?
TXC2: RealGamerCow as a magic set from the 2020s: yes
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Evil_John_Cena: Snapcaster Mage is below $20? How did that happen?
TXC2: Evil_John_Cena reprints?
laundreydhull: Cute turns; say go?
taeasakura: doesn't see play anymore
sporkraptor: la vie
TXC2: also cards have lost a TON of value in the last 3-5 years
Dmc3628: no longer good enough unfortunate horizons cards took his lunch
Carlioo: sharks eating angels, more news at 11
Slacker1977: c'est la vie, have a 3/3
jarnatan: Only recent reprint of Snapcaster Mage is on the List and that hardly counts as a meaningful reprint in terms of availability
NewtyNewts: Hugh Jelf
reallynotskyve: gotta love huge elves
Evil_John_Cena: Fine by me, I remember I traded it away back when it was climbing price for like a Yosei or something, still stings, but at least the card isn't seeing play anymore I guess
BipolarExpres5: who's Hugh Jelf?
Grimnus: They could only force in 3 damage to it and it wouldve lost them a 3/3
TXC2: NewtyNewts damn it you took that joke right out of my pocket :p
Slacker1977: they also get a 12/12 Incubator ScaredyCat
sporkraptor: I see your elf is as big as mine. now let's see how you... handle it
jarnatan: When is Tribute to the World Tree going on tour?
NewtyNewts: @TXC2 Sorry, lemme just quickly remove my hand from your pocket then
taeasakura: This isn't the world tree, this is just a tribute
TXC2: NewtyNewts no no, it's there now Kappa
Marvoleath: It's not the greatest Tree in the World, it's just a tribute
TimberTrannel: Greetings all! Things are looking... FamJam...
Chartle: treebrute
TXC2: hello TimberTrannel welcome
Evil_John_Cena: Couldn't remember the greatest Tree in the world, no this is just a tribute!
Angreed66: Shark is busted
Evil_John_Cena: I'm glad Shark Typhoon became a creature
Mangledpixel: are people shooting for achievements this time, or just wins?
TXC2: Mangledpixel just wins, but if one comes up we'll count it
GredGredmansson: and chrome host seedshark
Mangledpixel: cool
NewtyNewts: If we come up with an achievement that makes sense, it's a free point
jotun050: if you don't win, you'll lose
Evil_John_Cena: If you don't fight, you won't survive
GredGredmansson: deadn't
Juliamon: hell of a first message, that
Slacker1977: i feel we're DoBs here
NewtyNewts: Amuse
GredGredmansson: tapped out, no cards in hand
incredulouspasserby: mmm gotta love the BM
Slacker1977: "you were already dead, Kathleen"
TXC2: !break
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Evil_John_Cena: That was very relatable Kathleen
incredulouspasserby: Is anyone else having a hard time drafting RG in MOM? It never seems to be open on Arena
sephsays: @incredulouspasserby I found getting RG pretty easy, but getting the battles to make it more worthwhile was v difficult
TXC2: incredulouspasserby it's the most powerful combo (apparently)
Slacker1977: i have never drafted RG in my 4 drafts, but i also don't feel compelled to
incredulouspasserby: I've been forced into mardu phyrexians or jank every time, there's never anything cohesive coming my way
Slacker1977: so far i've managed to get something two-color in my drafts
Slacker1977: although 2 turned out 2-3 sadly :/
incredulouspasserby: (RWB Phyrexians has been a case of "this deck is amazing on paper but 2-3 in practice" every time)
Slacker1977: i kinda don't see this being a 3-color draft format
incredulouspasserby: I think you're right overall
Spades_Slicc: @Slacker1977 Every format can be a 3 color format
incredulouspasserby: Hey, OG atraxa is in the bonus sheet for this set. This is absolutely a 4 color limited environment
Slacker1977: @Slacker1977 sure :D but i'm a Spike, so i value winrate over fun :p
TimberTrannel: @Slacker1977 In a Spike's opinion, what is the best common creature to put Beamtown Beatstick on?
incredulouspasserby: Arena is for winrate, LGS is for fun IMO
Slacker1977: @Slacker1977 the 1/1 black deathtouch for 1B
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GredGredmansson: !card beamtown beatstick
LRRbot: Beamtown Beatstick [R] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has menace. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, create a Treasure token. / Equip {2}
incredulouspasserby: that card is nuts
incredulouspasserby: I love it
TXC2: and we're back
GredGredmansson: I like Kithkin Billyrider
jotun050: 0>-1
Mazrae: Wooooo MoM Jam
Carlioo: yargle and multani is all I needed to get back into magic lol
Slacker1977: yeah, my opponent who had Lutri deserved props as well
Slacker1977: my Yorion opponent, not so much
TXC2: Slacker1977 Yorion in limited? good lord
laundreydhull: The One Loot Two Tree All....
Slacker1977: @TXC2 and they played 2 draw spells, several removal and Kairi + Hidetsugu in our game RIP
Carlioo: what does sheoldred do again?
NewtyNewts: Juan, toot! Tree, FORE!
TXC2: !card sheoldred
LRRbot: Sheoldred [3BB] (back: The True Scriptures) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Menace / When Sheoldred enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature or planeswalker. / {4}{B}: Exile Sheoldred, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
TXC2: Slacker1977 oofa
Ogrekidd: watch out for backup on yargltani, seen some huge plays with that
Slacker1977: @TXC2 my next opponent in that draft showed worse cards in their 40 card deck than i saw from that 60 :p
flagonmaster: watching lrr cracking set boosters. clearly you guys give me luck - cracked an etched foil ragavan :O
LoadingReadyRun: @Ogrekidd Yargltani or Mulargle?
Carlioo: !card tymarel, chosen from death
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Diabore: @Ogrekidd yargle//multani
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OmegaPlatinum: I hear they're a kingdom of cards.
noSmokeFire: @Ogrekidd one yargltini, please. shaken, not stirred
accountmadeforants: So it turns out that when you cast a 6-mana battle's flip side while Imoti is out, you get to Cascade again :)
Bugberry: that was nice
Diabore: @accountmadeforants yup, its still a 6 mana spell, just no devotion
TXC2: !ck
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GredGredmansson: It exiles itself, is what it does
StreetRach: Not at instant, I don't think.
accountmadeforants: @accountmadeforants Yeah, I wasn't sure about how that worked. But it's fun to see the thing that was originally meant to nerf Cascade (counting both sides/halves of a spell for the CMC) come back in its favour
Mazrae: Okay just started my first draft of MoM and my first two cards were yargle and seizan both in the alt art
WhirlwindAbyss: storm the seedcore
TXC2: "I could be very wrong" is my default setting :p
StreetRach: Storm the Seedcore is sorcery speed.
NewtyNewts: Nonsense games seem fun
WhirlwindAbyss: that it is
Carlioo: !card tymaret
LRRbot: Did you mean: Tymaret, Chosen from Death; Tymaret Calls the Dead; Servant of Tymaret; Tymaret, the Murder King
GredGredmansson: unless you mill them now
Carlioo: I'll get it right one day
NewtyNewts: 8/8 eggs
Shadowsoflife: E G G
noSmokeFire: one day we'll get a creature - fairy gorilla named Flitting Gorilla
NewtyNewts: @noSmokeFire Or would it be Glittery Gorillery?
GredGredmansson: this is each Praetor's vision of what Perfect Compleation is
Spacecarl: The flips I believe are their goal for phyrexia
Slacker1977: !card Portent Tracker
LRRbot: Portent Tracker [1G] | Creature — Satyr Scout [1/1] | {T}: Untap target land. / {T}: Choose target battle. If an opponent protects it, remove a defense counter from it. Otherwise, put a defense counter on it. Activate only as a sorcery.
TehAmelie: how about a Guerilla Gorilla?
JonHerzogArtist: I think it's their ideology
Bugberry: I think each has their own philosophy of what Phyrexia should be.
HIYgamer: They just start monologing
CururuGuasu: The sagas represent their ideal perfection
Diabore: this is a problem
ipoddodd: The sagas are each their interpretations of the scriptures, and what they preach
TXC2: the sagas are their Powerpoint presentations?
ChrisMackGames: This... This is not good.
BrowneePoints: The Sagas represent the pinnacle of each Phrexian Factions Goal
BrowneePoints: Or Belief
flagonmaster: @TXC2 death by powerpoint
BrowneePoints: Phyrexian*
laikagoat: block, untap land, deadly
Jobot180: The flip is their memoirs
laundreydhull: They start monologuing....
BrowneePoints: The Creed that drives each Faction to their very core
Diabore: i think you kill the menache
NewtyNewts: The marching machine?
Diabore: this is also fine
Mattmitchell45: I would be interested to read an interpretation of what the Furnace or the Scriptures mean regarding their Praetor's ideals
jacqui_lantern234: hey chat! 2nd reminder that yall are loved AGGRESSIVELY!!! <3
ChrisMackGames: Well, that could have been worse.
Shadowsoflife: <3
GredGredmansson: that'll be fun to get
SnowBuddy18: @jacqui_lantern234 &U
Diabore: as long as they dont kill you, you got tthis
GredGredmansson: we full block this turn
laundreydhull: Like these guys have their prepeared speech about how feeble I am, how inevitable my defeat is, how the planes will soon be theirs!!! Yadayadayada...
NewtyNewts: Learn'd
Mattmitchell45: Like, are the True Scriptures very old school Yawgmoth versions of the Phyrexian faith?
GredGredmansson: rez EVERYTHING
Diabore: all creatures
Slacker1977: Go Graham! Go Graham!
laikagoat: rise of the dark realms
Rogue_07: Oops. In my draft deck I just confused Mirran Banesplitter for Beamtown Beatstick
NewtyNewts: All the stuff is yours now.
Rogue_07: and was like "why didn't I get a treasure?
Carlioo: WOW
ChrisMackGames: AHAHAHAHAHA
NewtyNewts: Now that's pretty wide.
Juliamon: PARDON
Barb4rian: L O L
TetraRay: Well then
ChrisMackGames: GGs
Science_and_Magic: YOOOOOOO
Carlioo: CHRIST
noSmokeFire: seems decent
TXC2: all from ALL graveyards
Science_and_Magic: Rise from the Dark REALMS!
Barb4rian: sergeHolyMoly
NewtyNewts: Achieve for ulting a Praetor?
TXC2: !clips
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Shadowsoflife: what?
GredGredmansson: That's a bonus: fully resolve a Praetor Saga
Bugberry: And that's not the ones Timmy didn't eat.
Science_and_Magic: Achievement GET!
TheWooglie: that's an anchievement
TriforceDrummer: I feel like getting the 3rd chapter of any of the Praetors should be an achievement lol
GredGredmansson: achievement*
ChrisMackGames: Sheoldred too OP
The_Lesser_Gatsby: I got the sheldred 3rd step in a 2HG pre release. It was bonkers.
Dromos_GHG: Leave on top
NewtyNewts: Good time Nelly!
TXC2: thanks for streaming Nelson
laikagoat: seems dece
GredGredmansson: Battle-Clasm
Rogue_07: So Chrome Host Seedshark and Brudiclad is a very fun combo
Diabore: yeah id start with the battle
JonHerzogArtist: Board wipes are good
ChrisMackGames: When you have 20+ creatures on the board, the opponent is gonna have a bad time.
Shadowsoflife: That has reach?
GredGredmansson: and then the flipside wipes the opponent's face
Carlioo: chrome! host! seed! shark!
BrowneePoints: So Graham, they just used a Ramosian Greatsword to hit the Battle DEPICTING Ramos
Slacker1977: Volcanic Spite i'd say
Science_and_Magic: Archpriset!
TXC2: it's proposterone!
Slacker1977: that archpriest happened to me in Brawl today. i was midly annoyed
Eggmojii: Wait where did Nelson go
Science_and_Magic: What in the world did that person take over the Archpriest? Must've been a MUL
Shadowsoflife: @Eggmojii away :p
TXC2: Eggmojii he's done for the day
GredGredmansson: mountaincycler?
Slacker1977: this pack seems meh
Bugberry: Cycler is good with the priest
Carlioo: @Eggmojii nelson won big and went home
Science_and_Magic: Cut black?
Eggmojii: @Carlioo classic
lamina5432: Reinforce?
Slacker1977: Invasion of Sift also very nice
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GredGredmansson: and then archpriest can get the charger back
Slacker1977: more meaning cut off the black signal probably
GredGredmansson: not the best hit but still
TXC2: things to do, places to be, people to see
Bugberry: I think they meant cut black from the pack by tacking the nezumi in the pack.
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DoctorHutch: No I think they meant cut black, as in take the 1 black pick in that pack to signal you are in it
nymistrya: To shreds you say
GredGredmansson: you're in the best colors for it
Slacker1977: not that good
TXC2: not very
GredGredmansson: BR is the Sacrifice colors
Science_and_Magic: Cut Short the Flamewright. You can't let that live!
NewtyNewts: Depends what you're studying for. Maybe she's real good at reviewing some studies
GredGredmansson: heelslasher seems neat
Slacker1977: @GredGredmansson but there's very little sacrifice in this set.
Bugberry: Dreadship is pretty decent.
Slacker1977: it brings it's own crew, so i'd say it's playable
Science_and_Magic: G remember, Flamewright buffs the entire team!
bo_brinkman: I play dreadship as a 5 drop most of the time
BrowneePoints: Spellshapers!? In 2023!???
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Science_and_Magic: Yowza!
GredGredmansson: welp, time to invade Mercadia again
Slacker1977: @BrowneePoints well, one Spellshaper :D
GalacticCyrus: we are once again under attack LUL
Mazrae: Okay I know I'm probably not going to win the draft that I'm in but I am getting a lot of the cards with the special alt art (they have the special borders)
Eggmojii: JAMES
Rogue_07: lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES
TXC2: Hello James
protojman: it's the block hole guy
GredGredmansson: I like Ichor Shade
BrowneePoints: I live Ramos just casually destroying an entire Phyrexian ship
Slacker1977: Frontliner i'd say
GredGredmansson: for New Capenna you REALLY want to be in White
Science_and_Magic: Frontliner if you wanna start getting 2 drops
nymistrya: Holy Frazzle cannon is great In the WB phyrexian deck. At least it was when I got crushed by it
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Sibwow: why nelly youve changed
Bugberry: The Frazzle Cannon is also good splashed into Knights
incredulouspasserby: Most people don't like Yargle. For some reason.
Carlioo: yargle is *only* a 9/3, it needs double that to be good
Science_and_Magic: OOOOOOO
TXC2: most people are idiots
Robot_Bones: dew it
Science_and_Magic: Set the world on FIRE
BipolarExpres5: nice
dtgill: Yargle’s good with backup
NarishmaReborn: it convokes
lamina5432: It’s so good though
Coogrr: Convoke helps it a lot
BrowneePoints: Vanquish
Shadowsoflife: This city is on FIRE!
JonHerzogArtist: Yeaaah-hah, this city's on fiiire
Dmc3628: vanquish pretty nice
ghyllnox: Maybe it'll wheel
JonHerzogArtist: Do you want to win, or do you want to have fun?
Dmc3628: need way more ral reinforcements if you want that thing
LordManiMani: You gotta buy land in New Capenna, the housing market is––
laundreydhull: Table friend should take one...
Rogue_07: Spellspear is gas
BipolarExpres5: spell spear
Rogue_07: Very hard to deal with
Science_and_Magic: Love double prowess!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: There is no such thing as too much removal.
BrowneePoints: Okay can we appreciate how YOKED that Khenra is @loadingreadyrun
ipoddodd: double prowess goes blam
Slacker1977: very much so
Science_and_Magic: Plus I think you needed 2 drops
GredGredmansson: if firja is also available
BrowneePoints: Splash that invasion
lamina5432: A tranformed spell spear doesn’t die to karsus
TriforceDrummer: I love Invasion of Tolvada. It's back side buffs All tokens
Slacker1977: Invasion also good with the 2/2 flier in black
GredGredmansson: freewheeler can get the double prowess back
midnightcurryjazz: let wheeler go
Slacker1977: when it dies you can get the invasion back
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Carlioo: did they meld that rat with their bike?
Bugberry: I like how all of the off-color transformers take on the aspects of the praetor of that off-color
GredGredmansson: It That Rides As One part deux
BrowneePoints: Yes @carlioo
BrowneePoints: Yall its obviously an Akira reference
BrowneePoints: Motorbikes and Body Horror
TXC2: it transford
TheSilverGekko: Lone Rider / It That Rides as One
kumatsu: Eldritch only had 3 melds, the rats, the town, and the angels
Mattmitchell45: Horse Meet Rider - Horse Meat Rider
GredGredmansson: !card it that rides as one
LRRbot: It That Rides as One (front: Lone Rider) | Creature — Eldrazi Horror [4/4] | First strike, trample, lifelink
virgil82: It that Rides as One
GredGredmansson: !card lone rider
LRRbot: Lone Rider [1W] (back: It That Rides as One) | Creature — Human Knight [1/1] | First strike, lifelink / At the beginning of the end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, transform Lone Rider.
TXC2: it's great in my Odric deck
laundreydhull: Ah, yes. The "good cards lose faster together" curse...
BrowneePoints: !card It that rides
LRRbot: It That Rides as One (front: Lone Rider) | Creature — Eldrazi Horror [4/4] | First strike, trample, lifelink
Slacker1977: historian can block early
Evil_John_Cena: I'm back, Hi James
Slacker1977: and the looter as well. nuts
GredGredmansson: I like the Shade
Slacker1977: Revelation is quite good IMO
Mazrae: First draft and the opponent is afk right at the beginning
TXC2: am Graham ok?
incredulouspasserby: Worth a splash
GredGredmansson: i mean
A_Dub888: oh
GalacticCyrus: PogBones
Dmc3628: mami
Science_and_Magic: You
GredGredmansson: we're splashing white
Slacker1977: so we're Black/white. Got it
Angreed66: in 2023 if you draft right you should have most of a full deck by the end of pack 2
GalacticCyrus: white fixing even
ipoddodd: Can we bin and reanimate norn?
laundreydhull: MADRE de ONE...
LordManiMani: Woohoo got there
Dmc3628: PIVOT
Fyurios: We white now
laundreydhull: What!? lrrWOW lrrKATHLEEN
Slacker1977: and a mountain cycler for the red splash
Science_and_Magic: Pack 3 pivot!
NewtyNewts: Hard turnaround!
lamina5432: Unicorn
TXC2: !findquote pivot
LRRbot: Quote #2792: "It is, strictly speaking, taint controls as well, because you pivot around your taint." —Alex [2016-06-15]
laundreydhull: B e t r a y a l . . . .! ! !
GredGredmansson: unicorn is GW
Dmc3628: Behold mami
Darleysam: "so what colours are you in?" Elesh Norn
JonHerzogArtist: "2 pack deck!" 30 seconds later...
A_Dub888: fliers wear backup real good
laundreydhull: URABRASK WILL REMEMBER THIS...
bytecaster: Norn: Your team is joining me infact
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Invasion of Tolvada Graham, theres already a brand new Esper Reanimator deck in Pioneer using it to chain Etali
Dmc3628: there we go
Science_and_Magic: G?
LordManiMani: Just lucky mtg doesn't work like Marvel Snap, otherwise Norn would *absolutely* just be an Agatha reskin
Science_and_Magic: lol
GredGredmansson: she*
TXC2: Norn: look at me, I am the team now
Dmc3628: ah trying Invasion of Lorwyn as removal
NewtyNewts: Doing things?!
BrowneePoints: People forget Kaladesh had Elved
BrowneePoints: Elves
TXC2: doing things sounds risky
Evil_John_Cena: you got this G
NewtyNewts: Don't get us too excited Graham!
GalacticCyrus: LUL hi beej!
midnightcurryjazz: SUPER JUDGE
Dmc3628: witness thy Beej
Evil_John_Cena: Beejlander when?
LurkerSpine: could kill both?
laundreydhull: @browneepoints they're too "fabricated". That's why.
Rogue_07: Probably the Instructor, tbh
LurkerSpine: hunger and takedown?
GalacticCyrus: deathtouch?
GalacticCyrus: yeah i think that's correct
jacqui_lantern234: :O the only living Lvl 5 Super Judge, Beej?!?!
NewtyNewts: Battle damage!
Rogue_07: Storm can give you a 9/9 trampler
BrowneePoints: Graham use seedcore
Slacker1977: Doesn't Storm give Trample?
GredGredmansson: storm does give trample
BrowneePoints: Ope forgot the pump
Slacker1977: !card storm the seedcore
LRRbot: Storm the Seedcore [2GG] | Sorcery | Distribute four +1/+1 counter among up to four target creatures you control. Creatures you control gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: Ignore me
GalacticCyrus: turning the corner PogBones
NewtyNewts: It does!
Dmc3628: there it goes
laundreydhull: What!? Who threw "Storm" in MOM!?
GalacticCyrus: get onboard tricked opp
laundreydhull: GAVIN?!?
Dmc3628: sailback gains haste too
JonHerzogArtist: Watch autotapper
NewtyNewts: Autotapper!
Dmc3628: yeah we got sands
NewtyNewts: Oh phew, dual land
ipoddodd: I opened and played norn in my prerelease, and every time it resolved, I won the game
GalacticCyrus: casual 15 power
NewtyNewts: Big swings
Dmc3628: we got BEEF
GalacticCyrus: sorry, casual 19 power
ComplexedOne: Nicely done G!!
GalacticCyrus: lets gooo Kreygasm
Darleysam: seabatClap
Rogue_07: Go Graham!
Shadowsoflife: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Barb4rian: sergeGG sergeGG
TXC2: what a comeback
BipolarExpres5: nice KAPOW
jacqui_lantern234: GG, G
Evil_John_Cena: GG uh G
Bruceski: "I've got you on the ropes." "Counterpoint: I'm huge." "well crud."
Evil_John_Cena: @jacqui_lantern234 you stole my bit
Dog_of_Myth: Good afternoon all.
GredGredmansson: Nickname for Mirrodin Avenged: You Are Already Head
JaymicUnyielding: Brave the Sands
Evil_John_Cena: @Dog_of_Myth dog
TXC2: hello Dog_of_Myth welcome
GredGredmansson: 2ND TYMARET
EOstby: Invasion of New Phyrexia
Dmc3628: tymy 14th pick wow
jacqui_lantern234: @Evil_John_Cena just type faster Kappa
StreetRach: 8 Rack
Decaped: Rage Against the Machine
Decaped: XD
Evil_John_Cena: @jacqui_lantern234 no
LordManiMani: Saddleback Lagac
Dmc3628: yeah realmbreaker is a good fictious name
GredGredmansson: I'd cut Glistening Deluge
JaymicUnyielding: Maelstrom Pulse
theamc2000: Realmbreaker ft Wrenn
MurphEP: The collab - Wrenn x Realmbreaker
TXC2: !card
GredGredmansson: its not great
BrowneePoints: Invasion of Tolvada sounds like a Viking Metal Track Name
TXC2: !greetings
LRRbot: Greetings, you ... Streets ... of New Cappena!
TXC2: damnit lrrbot :p
NewtyNewts: Greetings, you Invasion of Xerex!
TheKingWiggins: Pretty sure they are opening for Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop
Robot_Bones: Not a sun rise but a compleation rise
Slacker1977: I would always run Revelation
LordManiMani: The Unicorn Invasion of Dundee, with MOM now a suprisingly viable mtg card name
jacqui_lantern234: im just waiting for "Greetings you Nimble Pilferers" :p
laundreydhull: Yargle will return when lrrKATHLEEN goes 6-3...
Slacker1977: !card nezumi free
LRRbot: Nezumi Freewheeler [3B] (back: Hideous Fleshwheeler) | Creature — Rat Samurai [3/3] | Menace / When Nezumi Freewheeler enters the battlefield, each player mills three cards. / {5}{W/P}: Transform Nezumi Freewheeler. Activate only as a sorcery.
GredGredmansson: maybe the oilcaster?
laundreydhull: Can't winning with Yargle be an achievo also?
GredGredmansson: we aren't really on the mill plan
Slacker1977: !card hideous fleshwhee
LRRbot: Hideous Fleshwheeler (front: Nezumi Freewheeler) | Creature — Phyrexian Rat [4/5] | Menace / When this creature transforms into Hideous FleshwheelerHideous Fleshwheeler, put target permanent card with mana value 2 or less from a graveyard onto the battlefield under your control.
TXC2: Wren X Realmbreaker is not something I want to google :p
JaymicUnyielding: I'm just saying, if I ever make a metal band, it'll be either Maelstrom Pulse or Brave the Sands
laundreydhull: Or did someone still have to curate achievements prior to the Fam Jam?
TXC2: laundreydhull now, we're doing them as we go
LordManiMani: @jaymicunyielding Brave the Sands is an extremely good pull, nice
raaabr: Oh right, I completely missed this starting huh
NewtyNewts: Good catch
Rogue_07: Consuming Aetherborn
Rogue_07: A 2/2 lifelink for 4 is pretty bad
Slacker1977: Guerrilla is kinda nutso with Invasion
JaymicUnyielding: I did uwe Cosmic Hunger with a deathtoucher last nigh
Slacker1977: @Rogue_07 it's 3/3 technically
GredGredmansson: @Rogue_07 only if it backups itself
laundreydhull: Imagine if either life totals were 9 & 3 Yargle goes sideways unblocked for exactsies...
Slacker1977: @Rogue_07 correct
GredGredmansson: surprise nightmares
TXC2: spicy
raaabr: EGG'
TXC2: we're doing great this time
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Mokomitas: If you attacked with the 2/3. They would of blocked.
Mokomitas: Oh. alright then.
LeonisCo: swing all then play
GredGredmansson: oops, too consistent
Bugberry: Huntmaster can sac though
dragon1472: can't we eat a dude with the huntmaster?
GredGredmansson: we can
Slacker1977: @dragon1472 costs 1 though
Mokomitas: I wouldn't of blocked as your opponent. Having 3 removal cards and tricking them.
dragon1472: ah
dragon1472: thought it was just a tap
Decaped: Next they'll print lands in battlescape format.
TXC2: has planechase come out?
GredGredmansson: we can tymaret to eat their bin
Mokomitas: I'm also thinking that there are too few bombs in the deck. 2/2s don't cut it.
BipolarExpres5: my only problem with battles is that its confusing on whether or not they're tapped permanents
rosesmcgee: Also, we only have the Siege subtype, other types might benefit from the landscape layout
Decaped: Can you tap a battle?
TXC2: Decaped yes, but it doesn't do anything
Diabore: @txc2 if youre asking about the new planes, iirc they were bundled with the commander decks
NewtyNewts: ggs
TXC2: Diabore ah, I thought it was a stand alone product
BipolarExpres5: if they make a legendary one there are artifacts that make mana by tapping legendary permanents
Decaped: @TXC2 Doesn't do anything yet!
TXC2: Decaped touche
GredGredmansson: haha, value!
dragon1472: hot take: elesh norn is good
Wolfstrike_NL: draft cards+3packs for 100 gems
NewtyNewts: Oh boy.
Carlioo: uh oh!
TXC2: offa and doofa
NewtyNewts: Big prankle
jacqui_lantern234: youre down 100 gems, but you also make up that value with a few packs
LordManiMani: Rankle's off to the bankle
laundreydhull: Y'know, if they ever brought back Legendary Sorceries since Dominaria, They should errata them to include battles out of functional relevance, but anyway...
BrowneePoints: Torbrankle
Decaped: I'm going to Confiscate someone's Battle.
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, that woulda been lethal if it all went face and we didnt block.
incredulouspasserby: Not gonna lie, my drafts today have made me want to go to my LGS tonight and draft for release day. Not because the format is fun - though it is - but I'm sick of Arena drafting and want to do it "right"
RealGamerCow: Gankle that Rankle
raaabr: I always seem to do poorly in this format so far
raaabr: I don't know what I"m doing wrong
Decaped: If you gain control of a battle, does the defender change? XD
BipolarExpres5: lrrAWW lrrAWW lrrAWW
BrowneePoints: You were dead if Torbrankle lived anyways
StreetRach: MOM: Oh, look. Another bomb.
BrowneePoints: @raaabr draft it like it's a Cube
ghizmou: it works so well with support and all the green combat tricks
raaabr: I don't know what you mean by that
BrowneePoints: I'm just glad I taught Graham and James about Scotcheroos yesterday
Carlioo: welp
Bugberry: The geoderm can get out of hand.
Rogue_07: I did not realize Geoderm can give other creatures its bonus
Rogue_07: It's quite good
GredGredmansson: it lets the scry though
Bugberry: just wanted the scry?
LoadingReadyRun: Kami: "ʰᵒᵖᵉ" WHAT!? "ʰᵒᵖᵉ" SPEAK UP!
BrowneePoints: Yay! I made someone excited about something!
ghyllnox: "Good and easy" is the central tenet of potluck food
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, for some reason green got multiple punches but only 1 fight (and whatever herbology instructor is)
Bugberry: Would it be better to destroy the incubator rather than the enchantment?
ghyllnox: "Great and tedious/finicky" is not
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GredGredmansson: @Bugberry that's what he said; the artifact
Slacker1977: 3 defense is just sooo low
Rogue_07: OOh, Renata seems good here
TXC2: battles are their own type
ghizmou: if you can assemble all the 3 phyrexian enchantment, it makes your token really strong
midnightcurryjazz: lrrJUDGECALL
raaabr: @BrowneePoints Genuinely, though, what does drafting like it's a cube mean
kumatsu: personally I'm on proactively blowing up egg, 6/6 is a lot
GredGredmansson: we can backup the Herbology Instructor to make it a 4*/4 for the turn
Decaped: I'm a little sad that you can't steal battles.
Decaped: yet!
Slacker1977: 1 off Etali. just saying
MurphEP: This is MY battle now
Ukon_Cairns: dont know about right now, but now in general i like the play pattern of making herbology instructor streetwise
djalternative: you wouldn't get the back side
ghizmou: you can steal it on cast
Slacker1977: it's in the rules
Slacker1977: you just need to choose a new defender if control changes
djalternative: right, you can steal it on cast
laundreydhull: Switcheroo effects?
Bugberry: Technically you always control your own battle, the opponent just is the protector of it.
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Decaped: @Slacker1977 does protector change when control changes? I couldn't find it in the overview.
Omentuva: You two go for a W.
Carlioo: good game!
Gaz_L: wouldn't things like Agent Of Treachery work on battles?
Evil_John_Cena: yeah that's fair
Gaz_L: they're permanents
Slacker1977: @Slacker1977 i recall reading that, yes
ChrisMackGames: Holy heckin amount of invasions
WiJohn: Scorn blade berzerker, just as good!
laundreydhull: Is lrrJAMES getting punted?
Omentuva: Opponent is multi-tasking.
BipolarExpres5: next invasion in ericbCountdown
Ukon_Cairns: @Gaz_L but the rules for sieges dont allow you to control and defend the same siege
Bugberry: I had 4 battles out in one game but couldn't flip any of them.
Gaz_L: as noted, the rules say if you ever gain control of a siege you protect, you pick a new protector
Decaped: @Gaz_L Sweet! You CAN steal battles then.
Ukon_Cairns: thats the other squee
raaabr: Hey Kathleen, thanks for having me, It's GREAT to be here: Nezumi Freewheeler
incredulouspasserby: That's game as is
Bugberry: might be dead.
GredGredmansson: I see they have Ephara
BipolarExpres5: hey look there's one less battle...
Ukon_Cairns: we have successfully reduced the number of battles we have to defend
BrowneePoints: I mean, most people don't draft a litany of bad reactive protection spells. Was just a weird match
laundreydhull: Well, gee. ProZD just did a Collab with WOTC chat.
Slacker1977: you could draw one of the board wipes in your colors, James
incredulouspasserby: Best you can do is take 10, kill their thing that will incubate 4. Yeah ur dead
Slacker1977: bummer
Decaped: Was ProZD wearing a cow outfit during this promotion?
ipoddodd: classic off by 1
laundreydhull: No idea. haven't watched.
GredGredmansson: it does!
JonHerzogArtist: Exile Ephara?
GredGredmansson: we kill archpriest and exile ephara
incredulouspasserby: Kill the archpries, exile ephara
laundreydhull: I mostly(vaguely) recognized invited to DesertBus a bus or two ago.
bolas_dnd: @Decaped the set symbol on the cards in the ads were cows.
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, then if deal with alabaster at least they arent getting a creature back
kilnfiendpotter: Hello Fambily Jambily!
Carlioo: is james your lucky charm graham?
TXC2: hello kilnfiendpotter welcome
kilnfiendpotter: Oh no, best god is on the field
laundreydhull: Wait, is the Car stream nigh upon us!?
hd_dabnado: tymaret is a clock
GredGredmansson: make them have it
NewtyNewts: Tempting
laundreydhull: I frogotts the segment...
BrowneePoints: Oh no
GredGredmansson: the first time it tutored for Tymaret
TXC2: James? drawing land? the devil you say Kappa
laundreydhull: Sorry- I meant the driving stream, maybe...
BrowneePoints: They Omae wa mou'd our Shindeiru!
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, theres a fair few demigods returning on the multiverse legends sheet
Evil_John_Cena: Is drawing land the Magic equivalent of James falling down a hole in Minecraft?
TXC2: Evil_John_Cena pretty much
Dog_of_Myth: woooow
Slacker1977: @Ukon_Cairns since it tutors up auras you can always get the Arrest as well
Omentuva: Called it.
Juliamon: Evil_John_Cena nah, holes just attract James, but drawing land is a curse
GredGredmansson: benginDab tomDab voxyDab
Carlioo: achievement right?
midnightcurryjazz: mardon't
Diabore: !holes ?
GredGredmansson: @Carlioo this is james every day, that's not an achievement
Rogue_07: Achievement unlocked: be James
Carlioo: @GredGredmansson LUL fair
Evil_John_Cena: I'm hearing conflicting information on my question
BipolarExpres5: what are the odds of 2 lands ericbPump ericbPump ericbPump
BrowneePoints: Mardidnt
GredGredmansson: @Evil_John_Cena what question was that again?
Slacker1977: what companion is that?
GredGredmansson: cut short has convoke, so that works
Slacker1977: Jeganta?
Ukon_Cairns: yeah, it needs to keep that green mana up for.... reasons
ghizmou: autotapper has a really hard time with the convoke cards
yalc321: Hey fam, you jammin?
Bruceski: Why does it prioritize leaving blue free instead of leaving white free?
BipolarExpres5: Jaganta is relatively free in this format
Diabore: @slacker1977 says under the ops name if youre ever curious
brainbosh: Did it not let you have priority there?
GredGredmansson: but xerex also has white...
raaabr: The Fam Fans are watching the Fams Jams
Slacker1977: @Diabore oh, right! doi
GredGredmansson: @brainbosh no targets
Angreed66: prioritizes rarity?
Ukon_Cairns: the bigger question is why prioritize green there?
incredulouspasserby: being able to bounce the incubator once they flip it seems good
GredGredmansson: bye ezuri
GredGredmansson: Wheeler thought that
midnightcurryjazz: anti grenzo tech
Mangledpixel: gorilla position or changing rooms
Slacker1977: but that card is worded kinda clunky, fair assumption honestly
ipoddodd: NORND
Darleysam: and a good Norning to all
TXC2: Phyrexia got Nornded!
kilnfiendpotter: Bad Mom has etb'd
brainbosh: I drafted Elesh Norn and Break the multiverse and won every time I got to 7 mana
Sibwow: i invasion of ikoria'd out an elesh norn grand cenobite in my pre release it was awesome
incredulouspasserby: gotta love that doublestriker with -1 power
TXC2: -1 power on a first striker is an oof
midnightcurryjazz: lolollool
Sibwow: char rumbler looking mf
Sibwow: !card char rumbler
LRRbot: Char-Rumbler [2RR] | Creature — Elemental [-1/3] | Double strike / {R}: Char-Rumbler gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Shadowsoflife: oof
Mangledpixel: becomes an evoke card :p
NewtyNewts: !card elesh norn
LRRbot: Elesh Norn [2WW] (back: The Argent Etchings) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [3/5] | Vigilance / Whenever a source an opponent controls deals damage to you or a permanent you control, that source's controller loses 2 life unless they pay {1}. / {2}{W}, Sacrifice three other creatures: Exile Elesh Norn, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Rogue_07: Oh god, you have norn+Tolvada
MurphEP: Elesh Norn breaks backs
Slacker1977: i'd transform agent there
Rogue_07: A free 3/4 flyer every turn ends games *very* quickly
NewtyNewts: !card the ardent etchings
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Rogue_07: Excuse me, 4/3 flyer
GredGredmansson: because she has to do everything herself
NewtyNewts: Plus you've got the Elesh norn sac on there too
incredulouspasserby: Hm. Elesh Norn. Gross.
Greyah: A perfectly reasonable board state.
GredGredmansson: @NewtyNewts this is OLD Norn
Ukon_Cairns: aptly named
Slacker1977: 2 bombs. better than one
NewtyNewts: Oh, wrong Norn
brunothepig: Also pretty good without The Broken Sky
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TriforceDrummer: And that was a pack 3 white turn LUL
CommiePuddin: I log in and the first words I hear are "so nasty" and what are we doing?
TXC2: CommiePuddin Elesh Norn things
Rogue_07: lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON lrrCAMERON
raaabr: So wait, what's the format for this event?
BrowneePoints: Treat it like a cube and you're good
Diabore: @CommiePuddin kathleen had og elesh norn and flipped invasion of tolvada, so making 4/3 lifelink fliers at end step
GredGredmansson: it has OG Norn
TXC2: thanks for streaming Kathleen
TetraRay: gg's kathleen!
GredGredmansson: @raaabr "playing MOM limited on Arena"
Juliamon: raaabr Whatever they want as long as it's limited
Evil_John_Cena: By Kathleen, Hi Cameron
Ewayko: Hi gang, wasn't there a plan of some coaching going on as well? Or is that for another event?
kilnfiendpotter: Bye Kathleen!!
raaabr: No like, is it teams or
Diabore: oh yeah
Diabore: super dead
TXC2: raaabr no, it's just people coming and going
TXC2: Hello Cameron
Omentuva: Moag getting really invaded.
beowuuf: @Ewayko the highlander coaching? different thing for another time
Evil_John_Cena: are battles legendary?
BrowneePoints: @ewayko that's next week Canlander
zhrang911: @Evil_John_Cena Nope
GredGredmansson: @Evil_John_Cena no, but some backsides of battles are
Fire_Summoner: And we have a Cam!
Ewayko: Gotcha, mixed things together, thanks!
ChrisMackGames: Did you need another invasion Graham?
Wiliart: @Evil_John_Cena No, but I wouldn't be surprised if we get legendary battles in the lord of the rings set.
Slacker1977: yes, welcome to you, Cam
Evil_John_Cena: Come on and slam, if you want to... uh Cam?
TheKingWiggins: Cannot wait for the Cam Jam to get rolling
Carlioo: more invasions!
GredGredmansson: that actually happened in the lore
Evil_John_Cena: hey you what'cha gonna do?
Athelgar: Finding the balance for battle inclusion is interesting. Do they replace creatures or the effects they could mirror in spells, its a hard choice
TXC2: James "noise maker" Turner
BrowneePoints: Kroxoros!?
incredulouspasserby: absolutely that hoplite must die
BrowneePoints: Or Kunoxa
ghizmou: more fuel for kronos
incredulouspasserby: in my experience, whenever the opponent has a hoplite, they have 5 backup effects in hand/off the top
BrowneePoints: Which sounds better Graham, Kroxoros or Kunoxa
Evil_John_Cena: Fittle Gorittle
MurphEP: Elder Giant Dog Club
RayFK: The Goodest Oldest Boy
BrowneePoints: And it has vigilance menace and lifelink
raaabr: I will say, huge missed opportunity to not have a God and a Demigod team up to fight a phyrexian Giant
kilnfiendpotter: Oldest Yeller
raaabr: We could have gotten therosian Gigantomachy!
GredGredmansson: you have 3 cards in the bin, james
clockworkcrown: @loadingreadyrun A idea for drafting: Strixhaven, Brothers War and MOM. Since all of them have the special reprints.
Slacker1977: well, arena skipped it for you
incredulouspasserby: I mean it's also just a 6/6 vigilance menace lifelink. That's also ok.
BrowneePoints: A Malamute probably
BrowneePoints: Malamutes get big
raaabr: Well, when you put it like that, Graham... :P
worshipleader21: Irish wolf hounds are also elder giant dogs
Diabore: i say slinger, because kroxa has lifelink
ShaneLeeAtk: I enjoy me some Girl with the Dogs
GredGredmansson: 8
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They'd take 8 if they do that.
beowuuf: newfoundlands too
Diabore: cards in graveyard?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They'll be at a very low total, and you'll have at least one menace creature whatever they do.
Dmc3628: making opp dead sounds right
GredGredmansson: reminder to not exile 5 cards if you don't have a 6th to reanimate
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GredGredmansson: you CAN exile 5 cards
GredGredmansson: but then there's nothing to reanimate
theinvisiblevoice: exiles 5, then reanimates from graveyard, not from among exiled cards
gualdhar: say something wrong on the internet? believe it or not, jail
Diabore: well play ogre and make them deal with it
Diabore: they have to keep having it with this
ghizmou: so, you could have lethal here
Rogue_07: Rhod Gilbert delivering the task to Alex
ghizmou: wait , no, kroxa doesn,t bring back battles
TXC2: fun story: they've had to make the javelin harder at least 3 times to prevent that problem :p
1y1e: "argh, my shins!"
Dromos_GHG: Sounds like glurp
BipolarExpres5: Discus Triple Jump sounds entertaining
goosevonkaiser: @Rogue_07 LUL LUL
BrowneePoints: Oh god getting drilled by a Shot while jumping a hurdle
Travilogue: Shot Put Hurdles basically happens in Glurp
Diabore: @Rogue_07 rhod has a kind of chaos energy that i can only aspire to have
Barb4rian: sergeGG sergeGG
TXC2: WIN HYPE LETHAL!
Bruceski: Shot Put/Gymnastics just becomes dodgeball.
TXC2: !break
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BipolarExpres5: rnjrFIRST rnjrFIRST
BrowneePoints: Hammer Toss Floor Gymnastics
TheOrigamiGamer: Flight over. Right into the break haha
TheOrigamiGamer: Holding tight
BrowneePoints: Lethal Dodgeball
TXC2: 400 m hurdles, the hurdles are pommel horses
GredGredmansson: "Tragedy in the water polo today, as all of the horses drowned."
Shadowsoflife: I keep thinking of discus throw but not getting anywhere with it.
GredGredmansson: just bring back Greek Discus and make it a stone tablet
KeytarCat: It already has a confirmed kill!
61 raiders from Seabats have joined!
Shadowsoflife: trying to run after a discus throw sounds rough
GhostofJeffGoldblum: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GredGredmansson: Oh hi Adam!
Evil_John_Cena: Who the hell is Seabats?
Slacker1977: @Evil_John_Cena Adam Savidan
TXC2: Hello Raiders
Evil_John_Cena: Who's Adam Savidan?
dumbo3k: @Evil_John_Cena He is the Boshi, or so I've heard
TXC2: !explain Adam
GredGredmansson: @Evil_John_Cena just some random streamer who drops by sometimes, like unarmedoracle
beowuuf: i heard he came down with ligma
Eggmojii: Adam was live? I didn't even see :(
emonotony: Eggmojii He'll return... here.
Evil_John_Cena: Oh that Adam
GredGredmansson: yes that Adam lrrADAM
Evil_John_Cena: I didn't know his twitch name was seabats
beowuuf: yeah, he has his own channel
GredGredmansson: quite a few LRR members do
emonotony: Eggmojii Adam sent us ahead while he prepares to also be here.
TXC2: which Adam did you think it was? the one from the bible? :p
Juliamon: !homestream
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GredGredmansson: that's why I mentioned unarmedoracle earlier; that's Cameron's channel
beowuuf: ^
emonotony: Latest CheckPoint said it's recorded live; is it?
beowuuf: and james was streaming earlier today falling down holes on his own channel
Evil_John_Cena: I like James' twitch name the most
TXC2: and we're back
raaabr: Woot
GredGredmansson: lrrJAMES lrrNULL lrrCAMERON
MurphEP: Fam x Jam
Evil_John_Cena: Hi James, Hi Camera
beowuuf: no, but they still do the chillpoint in the evening... though not this evevning due to famjam, it will be sunday instead
TXC2: fammamalade
accountmadeforants: Fames and Jameron
raaabr: Graham Loadingreadyrun
Y2A_Alkis: rooBlank
beowuuf: jameron is G negative but still entertainment positive
Slacker1977: Uuuuh, ok Cameron
FenrisSchafer: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GredGredmansson: I thoroughly enjoy Magic Game (tm)
tru_boredom: Isnt it jam and cam ?
KeytarCat: Fam jam with Cam and Graham and Jam
raaabr: Huh, "Mom?" Is just a bit that Cam does, beyond that bit in Commodore Hustle
gualdhar: so Graham went out for milk and cigarettes, leaving MOM behind?
KeytarCat: @gualdhar oh noooo
Carlioo: where's the sickle when you need it
Invitare: does that make Cam the nail?
GredGredmansson: BOP
TXC2: Cameron is the Anvil
Evil_John_Cena: It's better to be the hammer than the nail
gamercat88: who brings the hammer to MOM
v_nome: Arena is quite loud?
GredGredmansson: (the hammer is Nathan Fillion)
Goorguy: Mmm Jam
Evil_John_Cena: Hi G
raaabr: Hello yes he is Graham
Andymonium: FamJam, now with more Graham
TXC2: welcome back Graham
MurphEP: The LRR GramHam
TXC2: "I wanna be so vanquished I forget how to hands"
CmdrMadMoe: lookin weak and vanquishable?
Rogue_07: Yep
ErrDayGames: the fact that you can target opponents stuff with backup is kinda wacky
LurkerSpine: wait, I thought Zurgo was dead?
SplashDazzler54: time to force five color
ghizmou: maybe you get invasion of tarkir to go with ojutai
nymistrya: It's basically got permanent hexproof and protection from sorceries
Mr_Horrible: the Jes-guy
GredGredmansson: @LurkerSpine Zurgo Bellringer is still alive
raaabr: Help I have no idea how to draft
Rogue_07: Jeskai can go very wide and have a lot of good convoke stuff
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Invitare: says the man who used 5 colours in the PPR and won every match
gamercat88: MOM supports all the colors
Slacker1977: my reasoning is 5 colour has too little tempo
RAZRBCK08: Zurgo died in the other not current timeline iirc
Evil_John_Cena: @LurkerSpine No he just didn't want to work, he wanted to bang on the bell all-day
nalha: there are so many double/triple pips tho
GredGredmansson: I like Mercadia
raaabr: Do I just have to go maximum greed?
LurkerSpine: oh right, the other timeline
Angreed66: I wish they cut back on fixing in limited so there are less 5 color mush formats
SpicyNapalm: @loadingreadyrun if the nickname for the counterspell isn't Cryptic Command at Home I'll be sad
Ukon_Cairns: mercadia do help cast the 6 mana counterspell
nymistrya: Chaining those invasions together is fun, since the 4 can go face or to a battle
raaabr: Arguably, ONE was Two color speed town
Angreed66: Well Dominaria united ended that way
Slacker1977: @Angreed66 i dunno, DMU was a few sets ago, and Kamigawa was about a year earlier
ErrDayGames: equipping is for chumps
SplashDazzler54: tandem takedown?? five color good stuff
Diabore: yeah scrounger seems best here
Ukon_Cairns: our choice of defender in our colors
LibraryWitchKei: @raaabr Honestly, when you are just starting pick things that look cool. It's a trial by fire really
ErrDayGames: get portent tracker for 5-color
GredGredmansson: i wouldn't force 5 color without Omnath or Alara
ghizmou: there's so many transform, it's easy to get value
Slacker1977: Analyst
Slacker1977: probably better than Oracle
ErrDayGames: the tracker is kinda nutty with the enchantment that makes lands tap for extra mana
noSmokeFire: re: re: re: renata
Rogue_07: Green looks so, so open
WiJohn: Lord you know it's gross when you have the mana for Elesh Norn and you're holding up a combat trick because why risk it?
Diabore: i dont like passing kami
ErrDayGames: oh poo
Slacker1977: eh, it found Into the fire to be ok when i had it
ErrDayGames: elesh norn, grand game ender
WiJohn: Well, it lived...
noSmokeFire: what an expensive chump block
Diabore: no block?
Rogue_07: Degenerate things, Graham
Carlioo: yes!
Travilogue: That hatching animation is just.... unsettlingly fast.
Ukon_Cairns: recursive intercessors
noSmokeFire: get in the SACK
TXC2: spiderman pointing dot gif
Pywodwagon: what if our intercessors touched
v_nome: What if we touched intercessors?
Pinwiz11: I was checking my work voicemail and while that was silent "What's you doing, buddy?" played at the same time and I was all "that's a weird message..."
v_nome: @Pywodwagon oh I was too slow
baskwalla: That Elesh Norn just might be playable...
Carlioo: I mean 5 color good stuff went well at the prerelease
WiJohn: Woo 5 color BS!
gamercat88: dual interscessing sounds dirty
LurkerSpine: four color fun stuff
MurphEP: Red green, splashing blue, splashing white
nymistrya: Wet Naya?
ErrDayGames: looks great, I predict 5 wins already
Diabore: ok g did take kami over into the fire
Ukon_Cairns: no black, puts us in creamur
arock901: Invasion of alara defk
arock901: Deck
Pywodwagon: just open a Kenrith, easy
Sibwow: creamur creamur creamur
GredGredmansson: putting the "loading" in LoadingReadyRun
Slacker1977: maybe we'll get some more trackers
Shadowsoflife: That curve is rude
Diabore: @nymistrya Jeskai nature
Sibwow: thank you cam
Diabore: i say no
GredGredmansson: it's very narrow
ErrDayGames: volcanic spite
RAZRBCK08: Finds Renata I guess
WiJohn: I think it's bad if you don't have tutor targets
GredGredmansson: right now it tutors for Renata
Rogue_07: You want to pick up a Realmbreaker's Grasp or else it's kind of trash
Sibwow: minus red is wet junk
WiJohn: get the land!
ErrDayGames: volcanic spite!
Pywodwagon: Grabs Renata and a couple of the white auras
lackingsanity: Burgeoning?
Diabore: burgeoning?
nalha: but Graham pal, I have known you for years :P
RAZRBCK08: Oh we have a couple enchantments, Ephara might be indestructible
stevencodestuff: 4 colors? PogBones
Diabore: inquisitor snap off
drcthulu: do it
Juliamon: Sending friend requests is a lil too parasocial
GreatWahooney: not with that attitude
TXC2: ^
raaabr: Naya splashing blue?
LibraryWitchKei: Honestly just Naya probably.
ErrDayGames: wet naya
drcthulu: wet naya
KeytarCat: I randomly friended someone because their name was something like Jurassic Sapphic
MurphEP: Blue splashing Naya
ErrDayGames: great minds @drcthulu
raaabr: Graham no
LibraryWitchKei: Ok no the blue will probably work.
drcthulu: yeah @ErrDayGames
GreatWahooney: p3p1 omnath to tie it all together?
goombalax: 2/2 lifelink gets in
flouncy_magooo: This is the Skittles of draft decks
Slacker1977: we could also get a Jegantha
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Ukon_Cairns: omnath for color fixing.
Diabore: ergamon is fixing
ErrDayGames: seems pretty good honestly
goombalax: I like that invasion
Rogue_07: I always hear that as "Invasion of Bergamot" and I'm like "Invasion of Earl Grey tea"
goombalax: I play it in standard
lackingsanity: Its kind of like the briefcase from new capenna
Diabore: your deck seems very top heavy
goombalax: Disturbed begins
RAZRBCK08: Is nobody else in red?
ErrDayGames: 2 mana 2/2 for the curve is amazing rn
Diabore: oh god this is still pack 2
LibraryWitchKei: Oh yeah for sure
Verrain2: Cede the Stormcore?
ghizmou: I think it is
Decaped: Beatstick is fixing.
Slacker1977: i think the Menace makes it good
ErrDayGames: i dont think its ever not worth running zurgo and ojutai
drcthulu: Beat stick was pretty good when I put it on my ragavan
TXC2: treasure is often good
MurphEP: The Beamtown Boopstoock?
Decaped: (I want a fixing purist chart now)
GredGredmansson: that's good with the beatstick
drcthulu: you have the beatstick
GredGredmansson: BARALIZEV
Diabore: bari zev is good
ErrDayGames: 2/4 first striker is still good
RayFK: Censor
Diabore: still a 2/4 first strike
nymistrya: Yeah but monke
ThankYouUro: We should just take Herb here
drcthulu: that sometimes makes monkeys
Grimnus: Herbology instructor is a very solid 2 drop
RAZRBCK08: I started one of my drafts in r/b then in pack 2 pivoted to G/B and I was gifted Glissa, Invasion of Lorwyn, 1 Blighted Burgeoning and an OG Sheoldred so that's been a fun deck
ErrDayGames: nah get pest actually
GredGredmansson: first strike AND menace
Slacker1977: Pest?
funguslore: Barizeff + MONKE
GredGredmansson: it's nasty
raaabr: Invasion of Kaldheim is the Field of the Dead effect
ErrDayGames: that card is the nuts
RAZRBCK08: If Invasion of Kaldheim flips it's pretty much game over
raaabr: Making all lands into free plays is insane
Grimnus: It only discards lands but its still great
gamercat88: moons haunted
Carlioo: a cool -13/-13
LidofLoathing: to shreds, you say?
ErrDayGames: flash battles are neat
ErrDayGames: the idea of them
GredGredmansson: at least Tymaret messes with the backside
Verrain2: Cause black needed more removal.
ErrDayGames: pest is so good when splashing stuff
Shadowsoflife: What plane if azgol from?
funguslore: I have used taigem in combination with a Barizeff, a flipped Kenra Spelspear, a stoke the flames and a bounce spell LUL
Shadowsoflife: is*
Lithobraker: When the eldrazi came the Innistradians were like "Gertrude honey, could you grab the big axe". What weapon did Gertrude grab when the Phyrexians showed up?
noSmokeFire: the big BIG axe
raaabr: The chainsaw
Shadowsoflife: the battle axe
RomanGoro: The regular axe, the Pyrexians are smaller than the Eldrazi
TXC2: Lithobraker the biggest axe
Carlioo: that's the new nickname!
RAZRBCK08: This tymaret doesn't see enough play imo
GreatWahooney: do it!
LibraryWitchKei: Azgol is the plane. We only have the planechase card from 2012 and this card.
Easilycrazyhat: Easy - Oop's All Fixing
GredGredmansson: that's very much a "I've already decided to do that regardless of your input"
Shadowsoflife: @LibraryWitchKei Interesting, thanks
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It counts for devotion while its front face is up.
RAZRBCK08: The back side of Tolvada is really good
Diabore: that battle is good enough to attack
LibraryWitchKei: @Shadowsoflife Oh and the flavor text on Volcanic Spite in this set.
KeytarCat: Just made my first MTG card order since I was like 7! So many cat tokens!!
ErrDayGames: its a betterblossom
SK__Ren: Bigger Blossom
JonHerzogArtist: Biggrblossm
TXC2: an umamiblossm
Evil_John_Cena: at rare
raaabr: Finally, we've found
raaabr: The Betterblossom
Pywodwagon: I mean, it's also a reanimate
Diabore: @TXC2 mattlrDisapprove
Earthenone: yeah constructed stops at 4
Carlioo: dOeS tHiS gO iNtO aRiStOcRaTs?
RAZRBCK08: If it was cheaper it would definitely see more play outside of limited
Shadowsoflife: @LibraryWitchKei Neat
raaabr: Battles seem to be better than people thought they'd be
Slacker1977: @Earthenone Invoke Despair, famously unplayable :p
Ukon_Cairns: technically its a free better bitterblossom mpieThink
raaabr: Something something "Magic players are really bad at investing in their future"
goombalax: cut blue
MurphEP: 10 lands
GredGredmansson: fair
raaabr: Yeah, just Naya them
Diabore: scrappy bruiser is one that sticks out to me
noSmokeFire: nah, yah, naya
KeytarCat: @TXC2 Did you know that Umami was coined to describe Monosodium glutamate?
Diabore: and war trained slasher
Niehilius: run 55 cards, all is good
GredGredmansson: honestly hitting something for 1 isn't always the worst early on
lackingsanity: I think you still want burgeoning for 3 colour
Ukon_Cairns: creatures are player removal npnp
goombalax: is invasion of theros worth a card here
Niehilius: add 5 lands, let's gooo
Diabore: 1 mana short!
ErrDayGames: its better to suck it up on the low removal than to run lithomatic barrage honestly
emajimage: wg looks better than naya
Easilycrazyhat: *VaderVoice* Nooooooo
Evil_John_Cena: in naya your creatures are the removal
on_and_awful: My partner is in Taiwan for two weeks. MTG distraction is appreciated.
TXC2: KeytarCat not exactly, but I knew it was for "Japanese" food
GredGredmansson: "no thanks"
Diabore: cam please, dont test my heart like that
Easilycrazyhat: Risky mouse move
cmdrzellgaudis: Cam should transform the free wheeler to get another land
GredGredmansson: Tymaret is also "a graveyard"
cmdrzellgaudis: Never mind
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TheWarbo: can you do -c:r to split the deck by what you'd lose?
Slacker1977: i'd try to trade here
ErrDayGames: naya is good when curving out and just overruning, just run your best creatures and dont worry about removal. not like you have a choice with the draft
raaabr: Broken sky plus elesh norn is absurd
Earthenone: i would have double blocked
TXC2: naya is great until a board wipe happens :p
Diabore: uhhh
xarin_takeda: Joining the FamJam late, I love y’all but I refuse to wake up at 3:am
raaabr: C'mon land
xarin_takeda: Australia’s a hell of a place
RAZRBCK08: We need a land
Diabore: oh op
Evil_John_Cena: australia is full of spiders
GredGredmansson: lrrJAMES
LeonisCo: Man if elesh comes out this will be so brutal
Carlioo: swap places with james really quick
KeytarCat: @xarin_takeda Good choice. A la DBFH, don't try to catch all of it: you will fail, and you will regret the attempt LUL
Easilycrazyhat: Deck whhyyyy
Diabore: 4 in the air seems good
raaabr: Everything is Fine
gualdhar: James' reverse-curse strikes again
midnightcurryjazz: eat your gy in response!
Earthenone: and eat the 1/1?
GredGredmansson: @midnightcurryjazz with what, tymaret's dead
Diabore: @midnightcurryjazz with what?
midnightcurryjazz: shut up
midnightcurryjazz: nerds D ;
GredGredmansson: they can make more zombies
TrickJarrett: Hello all you awesome people
on_and_awful: you totally attack
GredGredmansson: 3
TXC2: hello TrickJarrett welcome
Diabore: just letting them build up is a bad idea
ninja_theory_ashrams: Functionality 16 life
LurkerSpine: I'd attack, but I'm bad at this game
Easilycrazyhat: Battle of the token making enchantments, rn
GredGredmansson: they have 19 power on board
Slacker1977: if we swing they would still need something to kill us
Slacker1977: if my math checks out
dm818: ask James for help
Grimnus: Kami is +1/+1 counters only not all counters
TXC2: LAND!
Shadowsoflife: LAND!
TXC2: you gotta start sending more energy chat!
raaabr: Ask James to touch your computer mouse
goombalax: sometimes you gotta pick your battles
Easilycrazyhat: I mean, opp flooding isn't *awful* for us. They can only exile so many creatures in the bin.
nalha: yea hitting battles is surprisingly bad in a lot of cases :P
Mokomitas: I don't know. They are getting 3 2/2s while you are getting 2/1s with lfielink.
GredGredmansson: 16 power on board
GredGredmansson: 7 can get in
Carlioo: how many creatures do you even have left in your graveyard?
Dog_of_Myth: Oh no
midnightcurryjazz: lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL
Carlioo: woooo
TXC2: are thouest shiting me ?
GredGredmansson: exactsies
Easilycrazyhat: oof
goombalax: so sad
TXC2: poo butts
Shadowsoflife: oof
raaabr: Elesh norn, who refused to show up
Sorator13: rip
accountmadeforants: This really needs MTGO's ability to show your hand :(
cmdrzellgaudis: Should’ve transformed the freewheeler
Scottymagic86: imagining being able to race 4 turns ago before deluge got outta control
dwchief: oh Noooorn! (
incredulouspasserby: I wasn’t even playing that game and that tilted me off the planet.
on_and_awful: What's a-norn with you?
Earthenone: what does invasion search here?
goombalax: *armchair general* "Shoulda plainscycled"
GredGredmansson: Norn: "your deck sucks, I'm not dealing with this"
goombalax: Invasion of theros should go
TXC2: "hows life treating you Norn?" "Like it caught me in bed with it's wife"
GredGredmansson: it gets Renata
raaabr: Sparky!
Slacker1977: @cmdrzellgaudis the biggest problem was not double blocking the first dragon attack and not pushing damage after
Easilycrazyhat: The intro sparky stuff is so annoying XD
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
raaabr: Maybe we should avoid the backseating commentary
KeytarCat: MEATY BACON
Shadowsoflife: o/
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming LRR
KeytarCat: gn, T!
QuantumTwitch: the paperclip of arena
Ogrekidd: its hard to make cuts in this format, there is some much juice with the multiverse legends going around
Mazrae: Whelp just lost my draft and that was the last of my gems, LRR I blame you for getting me into MTG but I enjoy this game
Lichenbeard: end next step?
Easilycrazyhat: Hey cam, it's "next end step!"
Shadowsoflife: ^
nymistrya: This deck will really come together pack 4
NUTSOFODEN: I see, its a Family Jamily
Grimnus: Be mindful of the Censer if you complete the battle btw, since its a cast
TheWriterAleph: "Damn. We're in a tight spot."
Ukon_Cairns: thought thats how he lost the eye
GredGredmansson: who's laugh was that?
Sorator13: Yeah, the phyrexian enchantments deck is surprisingly good
Sibwow: is a family jamily like a beejy jeefy?
ThankYouUro: oh no opponent
NewtyNewts: Last Remaining Nut of Odin
raaabr: What's going on in Cam's draft
canadianbac0nz: opponent will be disappointed
absentaHC: censor alert
TheWarbo: Family Jamily with Fames James
Mr_Horrible: I mean there *are* 2 nuts of Odin
Mr_Horrible: they're just not in the same place
NUTSOFODEN: Somehow the singular nut of oden seems worse
RealGamerCow: He nailed his nut to the tree of creation to learn the secrets of Ligma
Earthenone: battle isent phyrexian :P
memnus: Ohhh opp goozled themself
Earthenone: oponent got got
Slacker1977: LUL opponent
GredGredmansson: that includes the backside of Invasion of Azgol HahaThink
Pywodwagon: Canlander Year End all star
zhrang911: Friendly reminder that you cast the backside of battles LUL
cmdrzellgaudis: No it’s a phyrexian
Slacker1977: Graham didn't even notice :D
goombalax: after an orchiectomy I am going to tell people I nailed one of my nuts to the world tree to learn magic
CodeGreen101: Cheer100 Hope everyone is doing well, never got bits before but wanted to tip my favorite canadians for all the enjoyment over the years
Mr_Horrible: Phyrexian Censor just checking the goopiness levels of all cards played
GredGredmansson: @cmdrzellgaudis what is?
cmdrzellgaudis: The intercessor
Slacker1977: !card Shatter the sour
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GredGredmansson: yeah but its also 6 mana; we aren't casting anything else anyway
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GreatWahooney: I understood that reference
nalha: flicker backup is amazing
raaabr: Is flicker good in this format?
GredGredmansson: "enough"
noSmokeFire: oh no, kroxa ate timbits
Bugberry: Backup is an ETB, so flicker is at least good with those.
Earthenone: timberland anceint plays a land on tv
Spades_Slicc: Flicker? damn near exiled and returned to the battlefied 'er
InTheHouseOfHavok: cheerwhal100 Did somebody say bits?!
Grimnus: Think ya have to grab the dog with it, since youre forced to block it next turn otherwise
v_nome: When an intercessor and a fitting gorilla love each other very much... wait, I know this...
raaabr: Heck
Shadowsoflife: welp
Evil_John_Cena: "Having 1 life is fine, as long as your opponent has 0"
nalha: Cheer100 is this a bit now?
brainbosh: What does invastion of belenon do?
LurkerSpine: !card shatter the source
LRRbot: Shatter the Source [5R] | Instant | Convoke / Choose one — / • Shatter the Source deals 6 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. / • Destroy target artifact.
RAZRBCK08: We have to shatter the dog don't we?
ThankYouUro: Belenon, hold up Shater?
Seth_Erickson: I like brawler hold up shatter
incredulouspasserby: Removal on the 5/4
Mr_Horrible: Cheer100 good bit, Streamer
xarin_takeda: Shatter that source my man
Mr_Horrible: can shatter?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Kill the token and let combat damage kill the 5/4?
Seth_Erickson: I think you kill the artifact
RAZRBCK08: Shatter the egg save our Intercessor
Mr_Horrible: we could eat the artifact
Redcoaster: maybe better to shatter the token
Slacker1977: we can just kill the token
memnus: Shatter the token instead?
theinvisiblevoice: killing the 3/3 seems fine
KelevaStreams: Shattering the token would be fine, right?
Earthenone: you could smash to clear the board of non intercessors
Grimnus: Little surprised they didnt try for lethal with that
Grimnus: Cause of trample
nalha: flip that battle!
Redcoaster: belenon moag swing
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They also don't have RR.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: NEver mind.
nalha: you jinxed it
Mr_Horrible: get in, loser, we're invading Belenon
ThankYouUro: I'm a bigger farn of Belenon War Destiny
ThankYouUro: fan*
nalha: now they are deaderer
Mr_Horrible: got there
Grimnus: Right on the edge
Neddy471: THAT was a turnaround.
GreatWahooney: woo!
KelevaStreams: life is a resource etc. etc.
MAPBoardgames: lrrGOAT
Sorator13: 1 is not 0!
GredGredmansson: the only life that matters is the last one
ninja_theory_ashrams: cbardGg
garion99: stabalise on 1
nevermore913: 1 is still alive
KeytarCat: Holy beans, G, that was amazing
JdubCT: Invasions really pulled through there.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That tracks with my experience with this limited format. It seems like I've won about half my games at 1 life.
explodethings: I only came here to ask one question. Why is the Hermit Druid still alive.
nalha: Have you actually figured out a balanced point system yet? :D
GredGredmansson: that is very good
Sorator13: @explodethings because neither of the other two players at the table played any removal
explodethings: That is unfortunate.
Seth_Erickson: I like just Mauler and not attacking
Pywodwagon: I like gloomfang and then fight next turn
nalha: oh and is there a point bonus sheet this time?
Earthenone: bonus points are made up at the time of whatever we think is cool
TheThirdTail: they won't draw 3 if they're dead before the ability resolves
KelevaStreams: oh dear
Grimnus: They dont draw with Inga if you fight Inga first
Sorator13: that's so many eyes!
Easilycrazyhat: Gitaxias has at least 2 eyes, confirmed.
raaabr: The eyes, so we can cleanse our basely idiocy
nymistrya: Yeah most people do have two eyes
raaabr: Or however the line goes
incredulouspasserby: That’s lethal
Easilycrazyhat: You can assign damage to one creature
GredGredmansson: its not lethal
incredulouspasserby: Wait no keruga does not have menace anymore
JonHerzogArtist: Go face
GredGredmansson: no
Grimnus: @incredulouspasserby The menace from backup was on the turn only
explodethings: It doesn't have menace anymore
nalha: but they draw 3
brainbosh: but then they untap with 9 power
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They can kill one creature this way.
SpicyNapalm: Don't attack with the 9/7!
Sorator13: no, cause they have incubates & draw cards >.>
zhrang911: Dont attack with both
nalha: dont attack at all imo
MAPBoardgames: Karuga the battle?
xarin_takeda: Only attack with the menace boi
Kethuel: they do draw
Dread_Pirate_Westley: They do draw cards. 4 things have died.
Sorator13: they do draw, unfortunately
explodethings: Oh god
Grimnus: They very much do draw this way im afraid
GredGredmansson: !card inga rune eyes
LRRbot: Inga Rune-Eyes [3U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | When Inga Rune-Eyes enters the battlefield, scry 3. / When Inga Rune-Eyes dies, draw three cards if three or more creatures died this turn.
baskwalla: Yeah 3 creatures died
explodethings: Sheoldred and Jin Gitaxias
explodethings: Same deck
Sorator13: oh dear
GredGredmansson: yeah its not "3 OTHER creatures"
stevencodestuff: Wow they got 2 praetors?
explodethings: Yeah Jin is in the yard
GredGredmansson: and they flipped her
Carlioo: can you hold out for 7 turns?
GiraffeStache: That's game
Carlioo: probably not with the sheoldred
Earthenone: why does your mom let you have two preators?!
incredulouspasserby: I mean that’s game unless you have enchantment removal
GredGredmansson: beg pardon
nalha: @Earthenone Elesh Norn is a cool mom
noSmokeFire: when your phone responds to Atraxa D:
Evil_John_Cena: Siri is such a diva, she always thinks it's all about her
goombalax: Atraxa, play "you're already Dead" by Mark Rosewater
ninja_theory_ashrams: Atraxa, play summer hot mix
JdubCT: At least we'll have died how we lived. Drowning in Phyrexians.
explodethings: I want them to flip Jin Gitaxias
explodethings: For content
Sorator13: Ooh
Mr_Horrible: gross
Rogue_07: Oh boy
Carlioo: cool boardstate streamer
NewtyNewts: As long as they don't have counterplay
roastbeefsandwitch: This whole set brings into question if the Phasing of Zalfhir (2UU) is actually playable now, with all the Phyrexian synergies
Barb4rian: Green swing B I G
Carlioo: yeeeaaaah!
Sorator13: ahhhhhhhh
TheWriterAleph: omg
Grimnus: All the things
JonHerzogArtist: aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh
Evil_John_Cena: oh hell
NewtyNewts: Now THAT'S a boardstate
Mr_Horrible: oh dear
on_and_awful: mmmmmm, delicious sheoldred
Seth_Erickson: how close are they to milling out
raaabr: WHAT HAPPENED?
stevencodestuff: Imagine the sun fall on that LUL
theamc2000: How many cards drawn
Travilogue: so much stuff on the stack
Shadowsoflife: OOOH WHAT?
GredGredmansson: @raaabr sheoldred happened
baskwalla: Sir, your battlefield isn't your graveyard
Seth_Erickson: with gyruda going off again?
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roastbeefsandwitch: WTH
ThankYouUro: you win :P
roastbeefsandwitch: That board state!
Sorator13: triggersssss
Invitare: now simply cast Settle the Wreckage
TheWriterAleph: j... judge? help.
Shadowsoflife: judge!
Mr_Horrible: YES
JdubCT: HAHAHAHA
Carlioo: OOOOOOOOH
theamc2000: James won
Pywodwagon: AHAHAHAHHAHA
NewtyNewts: WHAT
on_and_awful: hahahahahahaa
Mr_Horrible: STEALTH KERUGA
Sorator13: LUL
JonHerzogArtist: OHMYGOD
Carlioo: MAGIC THE GATHERING
BatenicYork: OH NO
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN !!
Rogue_07: Ahahahahaha
ninja_theory_ashrams: cbardGg
Mac1904: uh....
Barb4rian: JAAMMMEESS!!! HAHAHA
Distrei: LMAO
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 victory!
WiJohn: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Andymonium: pfffft
Y2A_Alkis: OMG
TwitchTVsFrank: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MurphEP: Chievo!
noSmokeFire: FBtouchdown
SpicyNapalm: LUL FUCKING BEAUTIFUL
Distrei: that's why you play it out kids
Nuha: Achievo!
raaabr: HUBRIS
midnightcurryjazz: khaosp4PuppyLove khaosp4PuppyLove khaosp4PuppyLove khaosp4PuppyLove khaosp4PuppyLove
FenrisSchafer: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GredGredmansson: Keruga, the Sleeper Agent
TwitchTVsFrank: jlrrBaby jlrrBaby jlrrBaby
Grimnus: A perfect example for not conceding
meepsalot: amazing
TheKingWiggins: That should be a bingo itself
KustarKnight: lrrSPOOP
Evil_John_Cena: highlight reel?
arkham1981: Easy game
TariiK_: NO WAY AHAHAHA
NewtyNewts: !card keruga
LRRbot: Keruga, the Macrosage [3{G/U}{G/U}] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Hippo [5/4] | Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with mana value 3 or greater and land cards. / When Keruga, the Macrosage enters the battlefield, draw a card for each other permanent you control with mana value 3 or greater.
Bugberry: death by hippo
KeytarCat: What a legendary way to go
wordlessRage: lmao
JonHerzogArtist: See you in the Gighlight Reel
Dromos_GHG: Holy!
xarin_takeda: WE TAKE THOSE!
Sorator13: YES
Carlioo: OUTPLAYED
Andymonium: i am: crying
Travilogue: I think that is worth an achievment point
GhostofJeffGoldblum: And that is why you ALWAYS play it out
Shadowsoflife: wow
Earthenone: the mill point :P
Juliamon: That's ABSOLUTELY bonus-worthy
TheWriterAleph: Easy Game for Babies(TM).
PsiMaster54: 40
lamina5432: neither are a may ?
ShaneLeeAtk: All of them
usmu1976: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
meepsalot: so many epic plays today
iDangero: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
theinvisiblevoice: did they stack wrong, or were they dead as soon as it flipped?
Slacker1977: that Keruga at the end was probably around 6 by itself
nalha: new draft, wish me luck
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Not quite 40, but definitely too many.
EvilBadman: Not a may trigger
Mr_Horrible: "Yeah I killed my opponent with Keruga." "Like, swinging for 5?" "No no, nothing so pedestrian."
nymistrya: Who needs a board state when you have a clear skill advantage
JdubCT: Stoke the flames is such a clutch combat trick. I loved it when it was last in Standard.
NewtyNewts: Evenness is in the eye of the beholder
Grimnus: Suddenly the parity is shattered
on_and_awful: "HERE is how you storm the seedcore"
GredGredmansson: target "player" searches for land
GredGredmansson: why do you want your opponent to search for land
Sorator13: @GredGredmansson so they mill outsooner!
Earthenone: presumably comander or 2hg
PsiMaster54: its so you don't get blown out if they kill your creature
accountmadeforants: @GredGredmansson Maybe they want to have it as a politics/2hg thing?
JdubCT: @GredGredmansson Archive trap?
CrescendoSlash: original fertilid also says 'target player' so mostly likely a callback
memnus: Fertilid's Favor is worded that way so your opponent can't stop the ramp by removing your creature
GredGredmansson: "player" still lets you do that
accountmadeforants: Sorator13 They can just fail to find.
Mac1904: james gets arrested for stealing the game
SpicyNapalm: What memnus said
Pinwiz11: Less of a Storm, more of a sprinkle
Sorator13: @accountmadeforants shhhhhh
KustarKnight: @GredGredmansson I mean...Ancestral Recall lets you have your opponent draw 3 if you want
Swickwick: Commander with the ObNixilus that deals 10 Damage for Searching your Library?
ErrDayGames: get first struck nerd
GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson that's like saying "why does Ancestral Recall say player and not opponent"
Dread_Pirate_Westley: This block kills you.
PsiMaster54: first strike!
Sorator13: tbf, Recall is *old* card design
JdubCT: Archive trap often takes advantage of field of ruin. So, forcing them to search can matter.
Ukon_Cairns: two first strikers make this rough
ninja_theory_ashrams: Timing
GredGredmansson: aren't you just dead?
Grimnus: First strike happens before the lifelink sadly
Sorator13: Oh. Oh dear.
jspencer91: First strike kills you before lifelink
Bugberry: @GredGredmansson "target player" is also the text on the original Fertilid, so it's at least consistent.
Slacker1977: @GredGredmansson we live at 4 right now because lifelink
theamc2000: First strike
Carlioo: first strike!
Slacker1977: oh, right, doi
ghizmou: meep
raaabr: First strike be first striking
GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson about that
Pywodwagon: The reason why Fertillid's favor says target player is so that if the creature is killed in response you don't lose the land
raaabr: What is this list
Slacker1977: so we couldn't live. got it
KeytarCat: You cannot win the game if you have already lost the game, or something
raaabr: And how can I play it
Grimnus: Was no block where you lived unfortunately
WiJohn: Vorinclex maybe?
WiJohn: 8's a lot
jackulhaups: id cut dina probably, shes just kinda in between a lot of things
Invitare: more like Boringclex am i rite
Evil_John_Cena: but vorinclex is sweet
BatenicYork: so true
Elunex: ehh u get to 8 i feel, very few decks feels fast enough
ErrDayGames: thats unfortunately the worse vorniclex in the set
EvilBadman: Eight is enough
Mr_Horrible: I respect the commitment
GredGredmansson: ok I gotta head out I have FMN in an hour
ghizmou: but once you get 8 lands, you'll have access to so much more mana
dm818: I had an Atraxa deck earlier it was super sweet
Evil_John_Cena: Phyrexia Forever!
Slacker1977: oh, it's not the good Vorinclex. :/
RockPusher: When you are the voice of hunger, you do ate a lot…
Sannindi: 8 is a lot... of fun!
raaabr: Are we gonna get to 7 lands and waiting on a land again
Seth_Erickson: Could cut a scrollshift I think
lamina5432: vorenclex is also just a 5 mana big dude
JdubCT: Is 17 lands enough?
GredGredmansson: friday might nagic
Ukon_Cairns: vorinclex costing 3 more than any other card, and atraxa costing 3 colors of mana more than any other card make them stick out, but id never say to cut them
Bugberry: @Slacker1977 it's still the "wins games of limited" vorinclex.
Mr_Horrible: OG from New Phyrexia
dm818: Original Vorinclex
theamc2000: Listen to us? Big mistake
Jensling: 8 is a lot - but Vornclex is A LOT
JdubCT: Cause if we're betting on an 8 drop don't we want 18 lands?
WiJohn: I dunno, I feel like the mana doubling at 8 mana isn't great I'd kind of rather have the 8/8 hexproof trample at that cost
Invitare: "I don't know, it's a green card so I'm still reading it"
raaabr: Guardian of Ghirapur is disgusting
EvilBadman: Counterpoint, chat: This is a fun time, who cares if Vorinclex is "the good one"
Sorator13: @EvilBadman 100
Seth_Erickson: No don't listen to them vorinclex is fine
raaabr: (Don't cut Vorinclex)
Evil_John_Cena: no Cam don't do it!
NewtyNewts: No, don't give in to peer pressure!
MurphEP: I'm here for Vorinclex
BatenicYork: Just do what brings you joy Cam
Grimnus: That ones just not suited to limited
MurphEP: I trust Cam's judgment
Slacker1977: Vorinclex is fine :D
Slacker1977: there's just a better one in the set as well :D
incredulouspasserby: Don’t cut vorinclex. But also - urn?
absentaHC: but....what if you cut vorinclex?
Bugberry: No Praetor is bad in Limited, if you can get them out.
Mr_Horrible: doubles your mana and slow-untaps their mana
Unas84: and 'stuns' opponents lands
WiJohn: If you love it, follow your heart
Sorator13: games are for fun! if it amuses you, keep it in!
midnightcurryjazz: it does more than that cam
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, makes your lands tap for 2 mana every turn and makes opps lands tap for mana every 2 turns Wowee
Mr_Horrible: it's a house if it sticks, makes them playing to the board almost impossible
JdubCT: Be the Vorinclex you want to see in the world.
TheKingWiggins: Isn’t the Fan Jam playing for fun how you want to play? What’s more fun than Vorinclex?
TheKingWiggins: Fam*
Nydestroyer: well then
Faulpyr: Raises your flier
dm818: So many Angels
Elunex: have you guys drafted enough to find a favorite deck yet?
Mac1904: @Bugberry eh, OG Jin-Gitaxias can kill you
Mr_Horrible: jeegus, Boon-bringer is a nasty thing to see turn 5
raaabr: Boon-bringer is an absurd card that has swung games against me
absentaHC: true @Mac1904 jin is suicidal
jackulhaups: this really...escalated quickly
raaabr: Save us Atraxa
Mr_Horrible: you're also 1(?) off urning the angel?
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ErrDayGames: atraxa with those counters also hot
Slacker1977: !card Urn of sacrifice
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Grimnus: Climbing on up
raaabr: !card Godfire urn
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
NUTSOFODEN: Cosmic Hunger is going to be me after work today, skipped lunch for a nap so by dinner it'll be go time
Nydestroyer: might as well be mythic
NewtyNewts: Hooray!
Slacker1977: !card Urn of godfire
LRRbot: Urn of Godfire [1] | Artifact | {2}: Add one mana of any color. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice Urn of Godfire: Destroy target creature or enchantment.
raaabr: What's going on in Cam's game now @_@
Slacker1977: we cut away right after the angel dying
noSmokeFire: this is going to be one of those two land hands that never sees another land
raaabr: Can't escape poison, even in this set
raaabr: Another Damn it
gangalligalax: Does anyone know if Desertbus always falls on the same dates each year? (I really don't wanna bother the folks as they stream, but I looked at the website and couldn't find the answer; I would like to make something for a an auction)
Slacker1977: Jams is corrupted
Ukon_Cairns: no worries, once we get to 5 mana we get to start ramping
EvilBadman: @gangalligalax Not always the same dates but around those, usually.
Earthenone: db always is in november, exact dates have varried,
Juliamon: gangalligalax If you're planning to apply for the craftalong, keep an eye out on their twitter!
raaabr: !card glistening dawn
LRRbot: Glistening Dawn [2GG] | Sorcery | Incubate X twice, where X is the number of lands you control.
gangalligalax: @juliamon thank you, I'll go follow
noSmokeFire: @gangalligalax https://wiki.loadingreadyrun.com/index.php/Desert_Bus_for_Hope starts in one of the last weeks of november
Juliamon: They usually open apps around now
Spectre97: Made 10/10s with it last night
Grimnus: Oh no hes back
KustarKnight: oh that one....yeah...
Grimnus: They recurred him with the escort
Bugberry: they brought it back
type_variable: its the same one
Slacker1977: Escort is gravedigger
noSmokeFire: finn's back on the escalator...
Carlioo: merc the timber?
memnus: Repurposing the timberland seems good
Earthenone: exile large thing, make small thing
KelevaStreams: Merciless the timberland ancient seems fine
brainbosh: Which will kill you faster
Earthenone: egg can trade for finn
memnus: Can take two more poison, then next turn flip the incubator and storm
Earthenone: Scam Likely calls me all the time
noSmokeFire: it's certain fraud or nothing for me
Shadowsoflife: ^
KelevaStreams: gives you an incubator that can trade with Fynn next turn
Lithobraker: "Too many fins" the Simic never
Pinwiz11: And it's Dr. Fraud, Esq., please
Carlioo: party time!
Scarbble: so much chandra today
drcthulu: It kills you
NewtyNewts: Ooh, another chandra blowout
WiJohn: Hope bacon!
KustarKnight: removal/burn
brainbosh: What are elfs
SoulSurgae: opp did not attack??
Slacker1977: we can't kill fynn
Earthenone: we gotta kil the 4/5 we cant deal with a 7 menache'
Grimnus: The instructor flips and kills the token this way
brainbosh: Storm to kill Fynn
SoulSurgae: dead either way
Bugberry: another rare in their hand
RockPusher: !listen
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
brainbosh: Only way
NewtyNewts: Reading: not for the faint of heart.
midnightcurryjazz: No, you suck!
MegaDosX: James you're dead either way
drcthulu: yeah
KelevaStreams: Only choice otherwise you're dead on board
Ukon_Cairns: we dont get another turn so sure
Earthenone: you dont get haste
SpicyNapalm: DoB
Gaz_L: reading the chat explains the something something
Shadowsoflife: oof
memnus: Oh wait storm give vigilance!
drcthulu: dead to either damage or poison
stevencodestuff: I think he just has lethal cu fynn LUL
Grimnus: It gets vigilance
SpicyNapalm: The poison ACTUALLY MATTERED WTF
Bugberry: death by poison or damage, your choice
LurkerSpine: vigi
KustarKnight: vigil
CaKnuckleguy: Do it for the lulz
Grimnus: You live this way
philippekav: vigilence
type_variable: you dont have haste
Ukon_Cairns: and summoning sick
memnus: You've got two blockers next turn
Seth_Erickson: does it give haste though
Slacker1977: Haste?
drcthulu: it's summoning sick
Grimnus: Ah right
xarin_takeda: Summoning sickness
BatenicYork: LUL
memnus: oh oop.
Grimnus: Blanked entirely on that
KustarKnight: oh derp
brainbosh: Kill Fynn
raaabr: Die by poison
Scarbble: poison
LurkerSpine: poison
NUTSOFODEN: Poison
Ukon_Cairns: honor fynn
KelevaStreams: dying to poison is cool
Grimnus: Let Fynn has his feast
BatenicYork: poison
Earthenone: die to poision, its better content
v_nome: Quick and painless?
Ukon_Cairns: seabatClap
Carlioo: achivement! (for the opponent)
NorthstarTex: Not poison...too late
Slacker1977: after ONE? screw poison wins
CaKnuckleguy: Poison is 'Dies to the People Removal' for people.
TheWarbo: the Bolas Linger
MegaDosX: Spicy
KustarKnight: we take those
Slacker1977: !card Rona, herald
LRRbot: Rona, Herald of Invasion [1U] (back: Rona, Tolarian Obliterator) | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/3] | Whenever you cast a legendary spell, untap Rona, Herald of Invasion. / {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card. / {5}{B/P}: Transform Rona. Activate only as a sorcery.
philippekav: bola slinger is low-key a banger
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raaabr: Alright, gonna head out, but I wish everyone a very good Fam Jam
MegaDosX: I smell trickery
WiJohn: Attack first, see what they do?
Ukon_Cairns: i trust opp to have nothing
as_ever_ellesandra: 's
as_ever_ellesandra: then dropping the tree
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Grimnus: Just cant keep him away
Sorator13: LUL
MegaDosX: James' opponents are unrelentingly toxic
Slacker1977: why won't Graham's opponent loot?worrying
Earthenone: james made it to silver, everyone knows silver players are toxic :P
absentaHC: still cheaper than vorinclex
Travilogue: I really like Drana and Linvala, but I GUESS I'll take this Ragavan...
RayFK: It's dominated by Fyn's
Gaz_L: Fynns make them go faster
MegaDosX: @RayFK There are places you'd have to pay for that
Gaz_L: @MegaDosX OnlyFynns?
Sorator13: oof
memnus: Wildwood Escort grabbing the Geoderm seems good too
MegaDosX: Oh.
Slacker1977: the caft we kept our Slinger here is a blessing
Sorator13: Hm.
Gaz_L: we got ourself a good old fashioned board stall
noSmokeFire: no wonder graham's struggling, OP has a world champion on his board
Sorator13: Anyone else ahve trouble reading Imori's P/T on that card treatment?
MegaDosX: Turns out she's good when you play...*checks notes*...other creatures
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Sorator13: I was talking about when it's blue against that background on Arena
MegaDosX: I mean, it gave them two
Sorator13: !card invasion of merc
LRRbot: Invasion of Mercadia [1R] (back: Kyren Flamewright) | Battle — Siege [4] | When Invasion of Mercadia enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw two cards.
frozenphoenix7: Sooo....what's cards in deck for opponent
KeytarCat: Suddenly a lot of acceleration. What a jerk! lrrBEEJ
Bugberry: for all the creatures they have, the Connoisseur still only has 1 power
MegaDosX: !card shatter the source
LRRbot: Shatter the Source [5R] | Instant | Convoke / Choose one — / • Shatter the Source deals 6 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. / • Destroy target artifact.
Kethuel: Yeah Connoisseur seems like it's really hard to make big
Kethuel: discerning taste
Sorator13: LUL
Carlioo: james!
Pywodwagon: It feels like it could be +2/0 and be fine
NorthstarTex: so we can blame james? not that james, the other james
Earthenone: ruh roh
Gaz_L: perhaps it is the Pokemon James Turner?
MegaDosX: Oh boy
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: opponents not really incubating
yukichocomilk: oh boy
Pywodwagon: oh no
MegaDosX: All of that is a problem
LoneGoat: maybe they'll deck lol
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
Banrael: Is math for blockers?
Gaz_L: flunge and let god sort em out
yukichocomilk: I think only 4 dmg goes through
Grimnus: It does just win currently
MegaDosX: Graham says beep beep
TheWriterAleph: froot froot
Carlioo: your creatures are so small!
Barb4rian: Good flunge
Andymonium: math is for blockers dot jpeg
Slacker1977: i'd say they go to -4
yukichocomilk: I don't think it's enough
KelevaStreams: as always, math is for blockers
LoneGoat: love the attacking 0/4 that just wants to fit in
MegaDosX: Theyw ent to 1
Grimnus: Ah
Kethuel: One?!
Barb4rian: Oh nooo
MurphEP: lrrSPOOP
NewtyNewts: Uh oh!
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
MegaDosX: Someone call Graham!
yukichocomilk: oh 32 life though LUL nvm
Earthenone: ahh the serge meme
LoneGoat: quick run over there
Carlioo: the captain has left the station!
MurphEP: lol
A_Dub888: I'm sure its fine
KelevaStreams: the blocker did the math. c'est la vie
Sorator13: lrrFINE
yuan42: they crack back for 27 i think?
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MegaDosX: They do not
MegaDosX: They do have vigilance however
LoneGoat: i mean honestly the next one might be lethal
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Slacker1977: i think it's 32 exactly
fiftymcnasty: it was 32 exactly
Earthenone: it was 32 if you dident block :P
MegaDosX: That will become six with Bola Slinger
SpicyNapalm: Tap their flier and hit for lethal!
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: you have 8 attackers
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: and you tap 1 blocker
MegaDosX: Also yeah tap the flyer and they lose
Earthenone: you have skubger too
Angreed66: still 7 blockers they tapped one to make one
LoneGoat: hue hue uhe hue
MegaDosX: I vote beep beep again
Pywodwagon: second verse same as the first
TheWriterAleph: again again!
brainbosh: Hope they don't have removal
drcthulu: lrrGOAT there
brainbosh: 6 mana, inga
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: their creatures tap for mana
MegaDosX: Fair.
GhostValv: D:
TheWriterAleph: that one convoke card would be pretty bad too
Carlioo: LUL
SpicyNapalm: LUL
LoneGoat: GOTTEM
Sorator13: LUL
Grimnus: Get that guy in particular
yukichocomilk: LUL
Barb4rian: lulz
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "fuck that guy in particular"
Slacker1977: @brainbosh only for creatures
drcthulu: the dragon tap of blocking
A_Dub888: From Hell's heart they block at thee
TheWriterAleph: FBtouchdown
KustarKnight: the double flunge
Slacker1977: man, OP not double blocking Slinger a few turns earlier really bit them in the butt
KustarKnight: nobody expects the double flunge
Gaz_L: drawing lands: good in this format
Bugberry: maybe because it's a pilot?
drcthulu: just practice sketching landscapes so you can level up drawing land
NorthstarTex: drawing land seems like a good idea, might have to try that myself
Gaz_L: we have premiere drawing lands player James Turner in the studio, maybe Cam can get some pointers?
Coloneljesus: just got here. are the matching outfits intentional?
Carlioo: I don't like the sound the billyrider makes
drcthulu: just put all the counters on the goat
Elunex: was that the sound from picking the kithkin knight?
Elunex: it was horrid
SplashDazzler54: that noise was deeply unpleasant
LoneGoat: greyn
Slacker1977: @Carlioo it's not the billyrider. it's her goat :p
drcthulu: careful that goat has backup
ghyllnox: It's like those family pictures from the 90s with everyone in little outfits
Carlioo: @Carlioo that does not make it better!
Gaz_L: i know the FamJam has moved away from the team format, but team t-shirts would've been fun
kumatsu: you don't say it to their face, you say it to their cap
Earthenone: they do have undenyable skills though
Earthenone: !card madcap skills
LRRbot: Madcap Skills [1R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has menace.
Mr_Horrible: of course not to their face - you're much much taller than them, Graham
dm818: Cam is looking to be fun police this draft
Slacker1977: Frog
drcthulu: yorion with backup
Nydestroyer: now I kinda want a Drizzt style character thats just a good redcap
drcthulu: cool
ThankYouUro: WELL
zhrang911: Wait yorion backup though
Bugberry: Yorion is in White, and it's good with Backup.
Slacker1977: Yorion!
Carlioo: let's go yorian! make the 60-deck of your dreams!
frozenphoenix7: I love you Yorion. You were taken from me too soon
yukichocomilk: it's still insane in the maindeck
kumatsu: the entire draft pool is playable if you're trying hard neough
Carlioo: yorian took me to 4 wins in a draft so clearly it must be good
Gaz_L: Cam just builds a pioneer deck
Slacker1977: just draft only good cards. no downside to Yorion then
couchboyj: Being little assholes is kind of a Redcaps thing, they might might take it as a compliment
Earthenone: haste flipper?
ThankYouUro: more harried artisan?
Earthenone: yeah especialy when your game plan involves protecting a 2 drop
Slacker1977: the Sunder should be surprisingly playable as well
Slacker1977: there's some messed up enchantments you wanna kill
ThankYouUro: oh yeah it's Reyav Time
Easilycrazyhat: It's pretty sick.
Carlioo: oh man that card art is so cool
Earthenone: 2/2 that flips into a 2 3/3's
Earthenone: one drop might be good with backup stuff
yukichocomilk: the 1/1 that sacs lands to draw has really impressed me
SpicyNapalm: Gremlin is great to backup on, poops out a bigger friend
Mr_Horrible: and if the 3/3 gets bigger, so does the copy
incredulouspasserby: The counter bit matters here too since there’s so much backup
Bugberry: I just realized Furnace Gremlin is pretty good with Backup.
Ilyusion: Battle on my dude
Slacker1977: @yukichocomilk you always love flood protection in draft
SpicyNapalm: Belanon is one of the best invasions
ThankYouUro: at a treat
SpicyNapalm: Anthem is busto
RayFK: Your deck shouldn't be half lands G, 17 at most
yukichocomilk: @yukichocomilk yup, as a jon avon impersonator I agree
glitched_goddess: Try not doing that next time
couchboyj: I love Backup. Real banger of a mechanic
kumatsu: @RayFK #wotcstaff
Easilycrazyhat: Pros coming in here with the hot tips
RayFK: Oh yeah Ku is right, #wotcstaff
Slacker1977: or Duneshaper
Ilyusion: Yes
Easilycrazyhat: Yes
Pywodwagon: BEEP BEEP
drcthulu: big dumb dino
Spectre97: vroom!
MegaDosX: Vamposaur let's go
TwitchTVsFrank: 18 lands can occasionally be correct
more_alpacas: clearly you want Jin
SpicyNapalm: Seems dece Graham, take bomb 👍
MegaDosX: Jin is a trap always take the big dinosaur
XenoPenumbra: Ghalta all day
Ilyusion: Dino > Jin it may not be better but you know its swag
Slacker1977: in this booster? sure, dino time
Sorator13: You may have to go turn on the spam filter on your phone, G
Bugberry: I love any format where I don't feel bad first picking a gold rare.
SK__Ren: Mine does that as part of a call filter from my provider.
Mr_Horrible: You know that if it's from Illionis, it's spam OpieOP
dm818: imoti is pretty good too
Carlioo: just ramp into ghalta, easy
ladyjessica: Mine just started doing it randomly
Seth_Erickson: My phone does that
gamercat88: did you update your phones recently
Sorator13: That is often a thing, yes
Seth_Erickson: probably a new os update
Mr_Horrible: pretty mine just started labeling stuff after an OS update at some point
brainbosh: My phone has been doing that since I got it
Easilycrazyhat: Huh, I thought I set that up but I guess my phone did it automatically
TwitchTVsFrank: Do you both have the same cell carrier?
Dumori: Think it's a service provider side thing but IDK
couchboyj: Vampire Dinosaur is the type line my 10 year old self didn't dare to dream of.
Lithobraker: My android has don that for a long time
Gaz_L: Mavren Fain rides big dino/now it's time for you to lose the game
MegaDosX: "I've been too hydrated today. Anyway could you get me some more water please?"
Mr_Horrible: Graham has just become that "move liquid between tanks" puzzle from Resident Evil
Ilyusion: Canlander playable
MegaDosX: That Brawler tho
type_variable: wow what a pack
Ilyusion: Do it cam
MegaDosX: Tough choice
yukichocomilk: brawler is insane
maniac_fish: and forest
drcthulu: that's a toughy
croisvoix1: Something might actually wheel there
couchboyj: Brawler
Mr_Horrible: Invasion is still the choice here, but the signpost is awful
Sorator13: judge, can I just take this pack?
Travilogue: Probably get one of those back?.... maybe
ThankYouUro: Brawler probs
Earthenone: 3 defense battle seems really good
Juubbz: pray for the wheel
Redcoaster: I would go gobakhan and try to wheel brawler
MegaDosX: The Brawler can become such a problem
bartimus_thundercask: Take gobakan because rare?
Rogue_07: Invasion's back is quite good
Slacker1977: honestly, i'd probably take Fynn
TwitchTVsFrank: EZ Just take the whole pack
Gaz_L: Forest, one of the 5 most powerful cards in Magic
Ilyusion: Wayyy up Cam is blessed
TheAwkes: What's a Linger, and why does Bolas need one?
Elunex: i love the phyrexian deck so id take oring boy
offbeatwitch: just got back from the friday night draft, hello
TotallyNotaBeholder: Whole Ass-Doughnuts?
offbeatwitch: in my first game i drew 16 of my 17 lands
Gaz_L: Joe, Donut Ninja
RayFK: Does the wind come?
Nydestroyer: slingers seem good with the doublers
TriseAlpha: as opposed to the half-ass donuts
KustarKnight: better than half-ass doughnuts
Gaz_L: @RayFK if it's partner isn't selfish
Carlioo: @offbeatwitch james?
EvilBadman: @Rayfk As Rothfuss
EvilBadman: ask*
BusTed: :wuf
BusTed: WutFace
Ilyusion: Who are we to determine what is and isn't art
Nukified: society, and we say no
KustarKnight: i'd get a 4/4
frieizy: that there is a 3/2
SpicyNapalm: 4/4 better imo
RayFK: Fair
maniac_fish: chomping kavu looks way too similar to a naked mole rat and it bothers me
philippekav: also the weird transform
LoneGoat: no
SpicyNapalm: Atraxa's fall is borderline
Seth_Erickson: I think Atraxa's Fall is very good
Sorator13: yes, Atraxa's Fall is solid
Mr_Horrible: Anafenza is so strong
GrumpyOldFarts: I want to see that draft
Bugberry: Atraxa's fall at least can deny battles and answer incubators, so it basically always has a good target.
Mr_Horrible: infinite persist combos dazeHappy
Slacker1977: why isn't OP flipping their weird?
cachorubione: attack anad go
LoneGoat: because it's sorcery speed only
epicduece: attack and see what op has
Casualcitizen: Holding up convoke counterspell prob
Slacker1977: @LoneGoat but they did nothing for their last 2 turns, that's what i meant
Ilyusion: That thing is weird, kill it
Slacker1977: aha, so that's why.
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maniac_fish: wasn't it 2G in shadows? or am I crazy
SpicyNapalm: Power creep
LoneGoat: nap time
Mr_Horrible: there's also the card that's literally just Mighty Leap with convoke added in this set
Mr_Horrible: tricks be getting puuuushed
maniac_fish: Oh I'm thinking of Clear Shot I think nvm
LoneGoat: @maniac_fish there was +2+4 reach untap for 2g in innistrad classic
frieizy: a set late but it's also wild for limited that arrest is just a 2 mana effect now
frieizy: Better Arrest, even
Pywodwagon: making a 7 mana 7/7 seems fine
KustarKnight: backup the informant so you have 2 5-power
Slacker1977: in b4 the creature mana leak
Seabats: woulda still put it on informant because if they bounce the 5/5 you're not completely at a loss
Slacker1977: also, Yorion would be even better
DoomBringerIL: @LoadingReadyRun no untapped?
GrumpyOldFarts: Also, Cut Short protection
radioshackraider: Cam jokes, but I jaust had two Elesh Norns (MOM version) in my draft deck
Slacker1977: sure
TwitchTVsFrank: Yolo
midnightcurryjazz: play to your outs
epicduece: do eet
Seabats: inc cut short
Seabats: or that
frieizy: looool
TheWriterAleph: op plz
Seabats: me entering silent hill
Pywodwagon: you're still in a good spot
kumatsu: but James they have a battle
DragonMZ: Still have your 7/7 though
SK__Ren: White Fog?!
frieizy: that card doesn't even seem good to maindeck
yuan42: surge of salvation is such a dirty card
frieizy: it's a mediocre trick and a fog vs two colors
Bugberry: It also gives hexproof so it's way more than a fog.
epicduece: attack
epicduece: yup
DragonMZ: and welcome to the jam
Earthenone: move fan to rat and slam yeah
maniac_fish: @frieizy it also gives you and all your permanents hexproof
SpicyNapalm: Reequip to informant for sure
epicduece: ratJAM
TotallyNotaBeholder: Rat jam?
SpicyNapalm: ratJAM
RevolverRossalot: Unblocked Dina is also lethal, right?
LoneGoat: give em the ol rat n jam
Bugberry: @frieizy you're 70% likely to run into at least one of the colors.
A_Dub888: Come on and slam, and welcome to Rat Jam
Grimnus: Errant is married to another Woman is the thing
Toabgut: not to each other though
epicduece: kekw
yuan42: isnt giada in a relationship with someone from capenna though?
shurtal: DAMN
TriseAlpha: Errant is, but Giada's ace... and 12...
DaggieWaggie: Errant is married to a maestro
BusTed: benginPray
philippekav: they are lesbians but aren't together (I think)
yuan42: errant, not giada
Pywodwagon: Giada is a child and Errant is Married
YawgmothsBargainStore: Parnese from SNC
Bugberry: and thus god spoke "gg"
Nydestroyer: four wins casino and resort
RevolverRossalot: GG is short for God Game, yup
ErrDayGames: big booty blowouts
Loonatic93: I was really pumped when it turned out that Sahili Rai and Hautli are a cannon couple! I love them both so much!
Bugberry: The flavor text on Serra Faithkeeper is one of my favorite in the set.
Loonatic93: The new printing of Wind-Scarred Crag makes me so upset.
Kethuel: beeg Norn Face
Slacker1977: are we not running Yorion?
DaggieWaggie: Did Parnesse get a card? Genuinely can’t remember
Pywodwagon: @DaggieWaggie Commander Set
YawgmothsBargainStore: Parnese is a crad from the commander deck
YawgmothsBargainStore: !card Parnese, the Subtle Brush
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
SpicyNapalm: I got the MOM pre-order bundle thing just to get a Fblthyp pet so I can have Fbylthyp pet, avatar, and sleeves lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Invitare: they asked God if they could win
Nydestroyer: @SpicyNapalm me right now
Nydestroyer: :D
drcthulu: Proximity to James spreads the curse
Loonatic93: Opinion: Halo Hopper is the cutest card in the set.
micalovits: They made a pouty face at god
TheWriterAleph: lordy.
yuan42: cam needs to pray harder to the omnisiah for the shuffler to give him good card draw
TheWriterAleph: "so what we want to do here is"
Rogue_07: Wait 2 turns so you can have intervention up?
Wolfstrike_NL: Huh, TiL that if you take 4 of all the common+uncommon red, white, and red+white cards with backup, and 24 lands, you end up with exactly 60 cards, and probally a bad standard deck(?) :P
micalovits: Thats not good
lackingsanity: thats really bad
lackingsanity: well it would be worse if you had another creature
micalovits: Rude OP!
Wolfstrike_NL: spitefull
TheWriterAleph: UGH
lackingsanity: welp
Gaz_L: mono removal
Sorator13: oh dear
Sorator13: the rollercoaster
drcthulu: how rude
RayFK: What a whirlwind of emotions you took us on
niccus: you thought it was a mistake, but it was an intentional
MegaDosX: That was a journey
Nukified: emotions are definitely on a rollercoaster over here
Earthenone: then they can tap to win it
Gaz_L: no pips
brainbosh: No Pips on them huh
drcthulu: the 6/6
Athelgar: the fact that they put the best art in the set on what will become such a hated spell seems unfair lol
Pywodwagon: no mana symbols
Earthenone: renata
lirazel64: Graham intercepting for Intercessor
micalovits: Renata
Bugberry: They have a mana value, but no mana cost.
kumatsu: Backside only sees Mana Value, not cost
philippekav: lrrJUDGE what happens if the intercessor dies without his ability ?
Temperature_Droplet: I feel like OP would have won twice over if they went face
Spectre97: Swing, if they block, kill the other?
TheWriterAleph: sad hedron
Loonatic93: There's no crying in Magic!!!!!!
Easilycrazyhat: There's no crying in Magic!
Travilogue: They just really like Renatta
Kethuel: I'm seeing a sick line if someone's attacking a battle with like a Tymaret or something
Earthenone: the last part :P
Chartle: LUL
Wolfstrike_NL: Is Cam <> ?
Gaz_L: am Cam OK?
micalovits: Cam sure sounds like he is having fun
Kethuel: oh that's cool, you could remove flying/reach from your opponents stuff
Seth_Erickson: Didn't ask God
Dog_of_Myth: Deck please.
MegaDosX: "Here's some land :) " - Arena, probably
TheWriterAleph: this spell is called Forest. it lets you summon a forest!
ErrDayGames: yuck
RayFK: That was the least convincing singing of that song in the history of musical covers.
RayFK: I don't believe that it will be alright
drcthulu: better late than never
Earthenone: right in the seedcore
Chartle: spell drawn
TheWriterAleph: ouch LUL
Verrain2: Cede the stormcore!
Chartle: vigilance, attack and hope they block i guess
Qbekmtg: Hey @LoadingReadyRun Great game Graham! I just played vs you :D
Chartle: oh no they wouldn't but at hell's heart i stab at my opponents
Desruprot: hai people
GrumpyOldFarts: Didnt they have a deathtoucher?
micalovits: They did
TwitchTVsFrank: Fungus bunny or the funny
TheWriterAleph: @Qbekmtg gg!
Qbekmtg: @TheWriterAleph thx thx
Chartle: all i'm saying is play to your outs... most of the itme
brainbosh: If they accidentally conceded then you would have won
Nydestroyer: NO FAM JAM
philippekav: they still had 3 creatures so you were dead in any case
Pywodwagon: MAKE ADAM BIG AGAIN
Slacker1977: maybe the 2 drop?
RockPusher: The public demands Bartleby…
wulfram77: Could take the crag
balfizan: i'd take beatstic of the land
lackingsanity: i'd probably take the battle here? or the two drop
MegaDosX: Sure it does
MegaDosX: Tornado Tag Team match
Shadowsoflife: ^
lackingsanity: sanctifier here? you're pretty light on two drops
Kelderan: Just got here. Who's winning the the famest of the jams tonight
Pywodwagon: it's battlebond rules, and you take those turns at the same time
MegaDosX: Tornado tag team matches feature everyone fighting all at once
KeytarCat: @RockPusher Have they done a Puppet-God MTG sketch?
Slacker1977: did we really not get there on the Yorion? 😢
Earthenone: it seems observing the cam summons lands, want to veiw james again? :P
Slacker1977: i dunno, getting a free 4/5 flier seems worth if the other cards i'd run are decent
Slacker1977: from the 2 packs i saw Cam's decks seemed capable
chorinas: running Yorion on draft means you take every card you drafted and make it a deck
MegaDosX: Your flying clock is faster than theirs too
bytecaster: I always wonder: "What's that weird sound?" and then I remember: "Aaah, Jace Puppet"
Slacker1977: @chorinas it's about 34 out of 42 drafted...
micalovits: Oh no
PixelArtDragon: It was Knight tribal all along!
Earthenone: lords are scary
Gaz_L: @chorinas So you're not gonna draft any dual lands?
MegaDosX: None counters left beef
Earthenone: !quote 8
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MegaDosX: Welp, you're dead
Bugberry: I have to go but hope yall have a good time.
Earthenone: just to contextualize that statement
Slacker1977: @chorinas maybe. i don't think they're hugely important in a 2 color deck. also, the 42 i mentioned accounts for 2 lands already
cachorubione: f
Nuha: That's a quote Cam
Shadowsoflife: Nice timing @Earthenone
fuzzychub: RIP
Gaz_L: have fun storming the seedcore!
cachorubione: noice
chorinas: the draft I'm currently playing (slightly salty, forgive me I lost twice to being unable to play due to lack of mana) I had to play every card I drafted, and the land package the game gave me in order to play Yorion
Invitare: Settle the Wreckage!
Chartle: at my prerelease I had kami + ozolith and seedcore'd... twice
Kelderan: FamJam? More like the SlamJam
MegaDosX: Good thing you got removal in hand
PixelArtDragon: C'mon and slam, and watch the LRR fanjam
Grimnus: Nah they conceded
DragonMZ: Trample
type_variable: trample
MegaDosX: It does odd things when you concede
niccus: that was lethal
niccus: oh the number went oop
MegaDosX: They would have gone to five
PixelArtDragon: Damage on the stack? :p
brilliantScoundrel: "Lethal damage is on the stack" what year do you think it is?
RayFK: You never knew, you never knew that everything was falling through
Chartle: i once learned how to save a life from the fray
Seth_Erickson: Ana first I believe
Grimnus: Anafenza first
NewtyNewts: The good ones first, and the bad ones never
MegaDosX: Anafenza first yeah
Slacker1977: anafenza first
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Anafenza first.
MegaDosX: Bolster is pick oine
Pywodwagon: anafenza first
SpicyNapalm: Anafenza first
Grimnus: She doesnt do anything on her own etb
MegaDosX: Bolster lets you pick when they're tied for toughness
Chartle: to be fair she is anafenza the foremost
MegaDosX: Alas.
brainbosh: Honestly all of this make s the flicker cards much better
Kelderan: @Chartle I thought the riding goat was the foremost
Earthenone: can the fiend hunter get rid of the enchantment?
Grimnus: Havent heard that one in awhile
Chartle: @Chartle the goat is in front of her... hmm
Slacker1977: @Grimnus Seal from Existence? that one could
Earthenone: it hitting so many battle last game had me doubting that fact P:
Slacker1977: oops, sorry
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It gains flying.
Grimnus: @Grimnus Meant the banana phone bit
memnus: Might be worth the boosties here?
Seth_Erickson: boost gives flying right
Pywodwagon: this is before blockers
JosephDeath: They haven't blocked yet so it would have flying?
Sorator13: It'll have flying
Sorator13: so they can't block
Chartle: but which four are the four most anafenza
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT
MegaDosX: Wait.
MegaDosX: They ate the knight
Mr_Horrible: "This is good for JamesCoin"
MegaDosX: It's more of a tiger than Vorinclex's bird is
SpicyNapalm: I made a 16/16 one of those and then enchanted it with the flying aura, good times
fuzzychub: Demoralized?
couchboyj: An 8/8 Imperiosaur is actually fairly small, as far as Imperiosaurs go
Desruprot: Imperiosaur is so strong, its done great in a Historic Brawl deck I made
niccus: a mediumperiosaur
jamwno: i'd have expected deathtouch on the trampler
Earthenone: back in my day imperiosaurs were 5/5's
wulfram77: @couchboyj He probably gets teased by the other imperiosaurs
thraximore: just hold priority, James
Grimnus: Good sign that they didnt want to attack with it
fuzzychub: It's actually not an imerpiosaur, the paleontologists mixed up two skeletons
Grimnus: Seems a good time for it
Mr_Horrible: some "E.T. go face" voice
couchboyj: Backside of that card is crazy
Slacker1977: very much so
Grimnus: It enables an attack too with the 5/4 since the dino will have damage marked
couchboyj: its two damage when you cast ANY spell, not non-creature
SpicyNapalm: Do it then attack with 5/4 to force trade or flip it 👍
PixelArtDragon: Can't go wrong with a 2for1
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Invasion of Karsus seems good here. You can attack with your 5/4 after, and they'll probably let it through.
MegaDosX: Wrenn is a hero and I will not hear this slander on her name
brainbosh: Throw the defector at it
Grimnus: Ward
Chartle: ward
RunicScribe: Ward
Angreed66: ward
MegaDosX: Ward tho
Dog_of_Myth: Ward
Pywodwagon: ward
lackingsanity: ward makes that bad
ztghostie: it has ward
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: Ward
cachorubione: waard
fuzzychub: A pyhrixic victory
Spectre97: Ward!
Grimnus: Yup yup
MegaDosX: I vote do it
theamc2000: Ward
gamercat88: Imperiosaur is no Colossal Dreadmaw
MegaDosX: Rude.
lackingsanity: ok well nothing you could do about that
Grimnus: Surprised they didnt attack last turn with that in hand tbh
Desruprot: ward
MegaDosX: Ward!
TriseAlpha: WARK!
Siedrix: ward
KustarKnight: my ward
Chartle: ward are you talking about
ztghostie: wark wark wark
MegaDosX: More ward!
Slacker1977: Ward NODDERS
PixelArtDragon: Draw?
Shadowsoflife: WARK
Nuha: Warg?
Wolfstrike_NL: more ward
theamc2000: Wood
Chartle: it has reach!
Shadowsoflife: Stone
Chartle: rock
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Wolfstrike_NL: paper
Shadowsoflife: metal
SpicyNapalm: If everyone has bombs, no one has bombs
MegaDosX: Hey maybe they sac the imperiosaur to make the flyer bigger lrrBEEJ
Chartle: ?
lackingsanity: wow
Chartle: uhhh
Redcoaster: ??
ztghostie: hey, we found the out
thraximore: huh
Desruprot: huh
Mr_Horrible: sofieHmmm
SpicyNapalm: WHAAAAAAAAAT
mrf1shie: Interesting
midnightcurryjazz: lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL
MegaDosX: Why tho.
SpicyNapalm: There is no world where that can be right
MegaDosX: I was actually kidding what is opponent thinking
brainbosh: What recovery spelss are in greem and white
Chartle: no it was sick
Mr_Horrible: no it was summoning sik
Angreed66: it was
midnightcurryjazz: It was
MegaDosX: It was
Slacker1977: it was sick, yes
MurphEP: Certified ill
NicotineRobot: so sick dogh
MegaDosX: A lot.
NicotineRobot: straight illin
thraximore: !card elusive artist
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: Lancer and Daxos at battle
mrf1shie: Smash and flip?
Pywodwagon: flip the battle then cast firesong
lackingsanity: transform the incubator, flip the battle, leave up smite + ward
MegaDosX: Maybe hold back the 6/5?
Wolfstrike_NL: smash for 16?
spazywakjob: i like 4 at battle, 3 at face
SEEKER_MTG: Once the battle is flipped, everything you cast deals too damage to target opponent correct?
MegaDosX: Or that.
XenoPenumbra: Becky let me smash
SpicyNapalm: 4 at battle 13 ar face
thraximore: did cam say furtive thespian or something else?
gamercat88: i have blue, let me smash
NUTSOFODEN: Had to leave, but now I'm back for more Familial Jamilial
JosephDeath: That was odd...
MegaDosX: Yeah sacrificing the imperiosaur was a huge punt there
TheWriterAleph: lrrHORN
DragonMZ: Them saccing the 8/8 is so ????
Micsig: :)
TheWriterAleph: OP fell on the saur
midnightcurryjazz: Even the game knew something was up
Earthenone: it was probobly a misclick or misread
MegaDosX: The 8/8 was a big stop sign on the ground
Wolfstrike_NL: might have found out you had reach to late
MegaDosX: Even if it didn't attack
WavesOfBabies: I mean that double attack to the battle made more sense than saccing the 8/8
Slacker1977: OP clearly misjudgeg that trade there would have been good for them
philippekav: maybe they thought they had something else to sac ?
MegaDosX: Oh.
Kelderan: There's a lot of "hidden" reach mistakes made so far.
MegaDosX: !card hoarding broodlord
LRRbot: Hoarding Broodlord [5BBB] | Creature — Dragon [7/6] | Convoke / Flying / When Hoarding Broodlord enters the battlefield, search your library for a card, exile it face down, then shuffle. For as long as that card remains exiled, you may play it. / Spells you cast from exile have convoke.
MegaDosX: tfw you cast an eight drop with four lands
TriseAlpha: Slartibartfast, yes
Earthenone: nickname podcast writes itself :P
TheWriterAleph: hordy bork bork
gamercat88: the most swedish chef of cards
Pywodwagon: does paul know the nickname website
MegaDosX: Oh, a problem.
TriseAlpha: gotta get down with the bigness?
MurphEP: :(
MegaDosX: F
XenoPenumbra: Welp
Shadowsoflife: F
TriseAlpha: hoard board lord?
thraximore: it's the *second* tutor that gets you
MegaDosX: Graham I think you are dead
Earthenone: is it the removal spell you deserved?
MegaDosX: OH SHIT
TriseAlpha: oh my...
GhostofJeffGoldblum: o no
jamwno: F
ztghostie: O_O
Slacker1977: LUL
TheWriterAleph: o7
Sorator13: OH
fuzzychub: That's gonna leave a mark
Shadowsoflife: F
BusTed: pennyCuss
TriseAlpha: jebus cripes!
XenoPenumbra: Oops cracked the multiverse open
silverstar216: oh hi Ghalta
MegaDosX: Big dino incoming
Syntheticuh: GHALTA DOESNT NEED TO ATTACK ITSELF?!
Slacker1977: !dead
jamwno: this is bad
SpicyNapalm: Those two are a good combo! Had a deck with two of them and the dragon, was a fun time :D
Kelderan: Well that was a draw from OP
theinvisiblevoice: well, they got to tutor twice
philippekav: they made a vamp ?
MegaDosX: !card mavren and ghalta
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
TriseAlpha: Ghalta and Mavren
MegaDosX: !card ghalta and mavren
LRRbot: Ghalta and Mavren [3GGWW] | Legendary Creature — Dinosaur Vampire [12/12] | Trample / Whenever you attack, choose one — / • Create a tapped and attacking X/X green Dinosaur creature token with trample, where X is the greatest power among other attacking creatures. / • Create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.
Banrael: Ghalta and Mavrin, curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!
Slacker1977: @philippekav maybe thought they'd get 8
jamwno: i hope you have sunfall
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
Chartle: usually it's the second tutor that kills you but here it's the big dino and vampire
MegaDosX: They totally could have made a dino
Dog_of_Myth: Dino brings friends
Angreed66: If even the nut draw can't beat their board a concede is fine
MegaDosX: I'm not sure there is Graham, they have a huge board and a huge dinosaur
TriseAlpha: yup
GhostofJeffGoldblum: tap-dancing and attacking
MegaDosX: You...just live here I think?
Shadowsoflife: Ah, sword dancing
chaostreader: Do we have a board wipe? If not, I think we are dead.
MegaDosX: I don't think you can come back from this even if you live this turn, but we'll see!
bytecaster: Future historians: "Apparently 'Roping on purpose' was a common way to show disrespect in the early 2020s"
spazywakjob: im confused why opp didnt swing everything?
MegaDosX: Opponent should totally have flunged
MegaDosX: Also that.
spazywakjob: just bm is the answer i guess
MegaDosX: That was odd
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that *Was* weird
Kelderan: Well then
MegaDosX: I'm guessing protection interacting with protection
TriseAlpha: Ghalta wanted to multi-smash, apparently
zhrang911: It's because of the multiple protection layers as well as trample
Travilogue: resolved all the protection interaction first?
RayFK: I'm helpful
Earthenone: who is on deck at 4?
Pywodwagon: it's the Loud Finale
Mazrae: Uhhh.... One more
RayFK: Ben, Benjamin and I don't know
thraximore: heck yeah
RayFK: Adam COULD
Shadowsoflife: @Earthenone Who :p
MegaDosX: I'm already home
MadWolf1290: i mean, they *could*
MrSnooter: Ben, Ben, and not Ben
philippekav: ok so expect gorilla sounds
kumatsu: I'd make Ulmer do it for the jokes
Banrael: It's gonna be a loud evening up in there.
thraximore: PrideLaugh
Banrael: I thought it was going to be to the tune of Rock me Amadeus for a second there.
NicotineRobot: Apes together strong, and loud.
Slacker1977: but who's gonna die?
TriseAlpha: it's like Hardened Scales deck all over again
Angreed66: 3 to be precise
ztghostie: LUL
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
thraximore: cammmmmm
wulfram77: !card anafenza, kin-tree spirit
LRRbot: Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit [WW] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, bolster 1.
spazywakjob: what all can we cast with all that mana we have?
spazywakjob: guardian with counters is very good
Chartle: what a beaut
Kadenus: i love me a good anafenza and hardened scales
MegaDosX: I think you could have flipped the Guardian this turn if you'd put the counter on the Kami from Backup
boyesie: !card realmbreakers grasp
LRRbot: Realmbreaker's Grasp [1W] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant artifact or creature / Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.
MegaDosX: But oh well
mitomanox: Hi MOM I mean Hi CHAT <3
Kelderan: Nice
MegaDosX: That Kami is so great
Kelderan: Vroom
spazywakjob: not killing the kami when it was tapped for mana seems the wrong choice
MegaDosX: Hardened Scales on a mana dork
PixelArtDragon: So wait, did they print an (almost) strictly better Arrest?
kumatsu: 1-800-R-U-Smitin
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asthanius: It's pronounced "It-uh-lee"
MegaDosX: Also they die if they trade
boyesie: !card kami of whispered hopes
LRRbot: Kami of Whispered Hopes [2G] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a permanent you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on that permanent instead. / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Kami of Whispered Hopes's power.
Slacker1977: we don't need to trade even
Desruprot: Etali is to be feared
Easilycrazyhat: we did it!
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Kelderan: lrrSIG lrrSIG
spazywakjob: oh, hello fynn
mitomanox: there's a tiny nano difference of timber between Ben's and James's voice
Slacker1977: oy, Zephyr Singer. That's a bomb
MegaDosX: And Venerated Flocksodon can make them all fly
Kelderan: Really, either Elesh would be abysmal here
Kadenus: are those incubate tokens 7/7s?
Easilycrazyhat: Slabhorn + the flipped fliers is nice
MegaDosX: Those definitely do look like 7/7s
micalovits: Is that 7 counters on Cams tokens?
Easilycrazyhat: OOF
TheWriterAleph: big gross
Badchop: oh heck
Easilycrazyhat: Just 2
MegaDosX: No
MegaDosX: Only two
MegaDosX: Fynn only gives poison if they have deathtouch
spazywakjob: fynn is only deathtouch ye
micalovits: And only 2
MegaDosX: You do have to block a lot of this though, this is actually lethal
micalovits: I am note sure we get to eat anything
PsiMaster54: !card ayara, widow of the realm
LRRbot: Ayara, Widow of the Realm [1BB] (back: Ayara, Furnace Queen) | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [3/3] | {T}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Ayara, Widow of the Realm deals X damage to target opponent or battle and you gain X life, where X is the sacrificed permanent's mana value. / {5}{R/P}: Transform Ayara. Activate only as a sorcery.
PixelArtDragon: Math is for blockers
MegaDosX: You can crack back for an awful lot here
asthanius: OH
KeytarCat: Not.....Dead....
MegaDosX: So you now have lethal presented
mishrasbauble: lmfao
itsr67: ayara is the biggest threat
mishrasbauble: GET EM
Dog_of_Myth: hahhaa
bytecaster: This looks like a slam
MegaDosX: :O
MurphEP: lrrWOW
Easilycrazyhat: BODIED
GhostValv: D:
MegaDosX: Shots fired
TetraRay: untrue
ztghostie: ayara turns creatures into lightning helixes
Kadenus: LMAO
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
Badchop: lrrWOW
josh___something: oof
midnightcurryjazz: lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL
mishrasbauble: BODIED
MegaDosX: OOOOH
mishrasbauble: HOLY SHIT
TotallyNotaBeholder: Wow CAm
Rourke9: ouch
gualdhar: WOOF
DEATHlikescats: alphonse1Rip alphonse1Rip alphonse1Rip NOT!
Forgebold: LUL
TheWriterAleph: OH SHIT
Mr_Horrible: Jesus LUL
MurphEP: Paul, get the censor ready
A_Dub888: lrrWOW
bytecaster: Ayara dies to a 7/7
gualdhar: lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL lrrJUDGECALL
spazywakjob: any creature wins here? for them
MegaDosX: If they have any creatures I think you die
Pywodwagon: they can sac the enchantment
Pywodwagon: you're dead
MegaDosX: No creatures one time?
asthanius: OH
Pywodwagon: oh creature or atifact
PsiMaster54: an enchantment is not an artifact
Dog_of_Myth: wow
MegaDosX: WHY
janmelantu: OH
Desruprot: well thats a creature
MegaDosX: That's hateful
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
TheWriterAleph: GAWD
mishrasbauble: BIG
Kelderan: That... is a creature
Pywodwagon: I thought it was permanent
PixelArtDragon: Very dead
EmperorFlloyd: The ol' BBB with a GGWW card
MegaDosX: Yeah Cam takes seven
Slacker1977: !card ayara, wido
LRRbot: Ayara, Widow of the Realm [1BB] (back: Ayara, Furnace Queen) | Legendary Creature — Elf Noble [3/3] | {T}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Ayara, Widow of the Realm deals X damage to target opponent or battle and you gain X life, where X is the sacrificed permanent's mana value. / {5}{R/P}: Transform Ayara. Activate only as a sorcery.
mishrasbauble: rip
mishrasbauble: almost had em
MegaDosX: You came awfully close
bytecaster: "A creature"
MurphEP: You worked so hard :(
TheWriterAleph: well fought Cam
ztghostie: Ayara: *loads a literal elder dinosaur into the catapult*
fuzzychub: Well fought!!
Artificer_Evan: And
Angreed66: This is why I don't like mush formats
DEATHlikescats: alphonse1Rip alphonse1Vibin
thraximore: wheelerOok
mishrasbauble: the chimps
janmelantu: Mavren Fein as Chocolate Rain was not something I was expecting
MadMalice22: Rough beats, Cam. You did great!!
TheWriterAleph: i love that logo so much
mishrasbauble: wheelerOok
DEATHlikescats: bootie5Cute bootie5Heart
Artificer_Evan: And I missed most of it
Artificer_Evan: !uptime
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mishrasbauble: well i've gotta go to a show, i hope the escaped monkies do well at this whole "magic the gathering" thing
Sorator13: good luck with your show!
KeytarCat: I played the beta of Eternal Cylinder, It's a cool party-building survival adventure!
BusTed: tqsHmph
micalovits: Lol
arkham1981: Ahhh it's the pretty bois
thraximore: Helloooooooo apes! wheelerMonkey
bobokiddo: quite crew. quite time
TheWriterAleph: sup you ragavans
Grimnus: The lads
Dog_of_Myth: [x] to doubt
itira: tqsSweat
Invitare: [X] Doubt
BusTed: seabatOAK
thraximore: wheelerOok
MurphEP: wheelerRagavan
fuzzychub: Monkeeeeeeeee
Slacker1977: well. they chose the right ones there
tergonis: ook ook indeeed
NicotineRobot: Instant chaos ensues.
LionsEyeDiamond: wheelerOok
chorinas: [F] Doubt
XenoPenumbra: OOK
accountmadeforants: seabatClap benginChamp wheelerOok
Badchop: hee hee hee
Kelderan: *chef kiss*
EmperorFlloyd: Only 1 verse?
thraximore: wheelerRagavan
TheWriterAleph: good start
Earthenone: i apriciate the time between teams so i could take off my cam headphones and turn on the adam speakers :P
Artificer_Evan: OOK
Spectre97: i can't BREATHE
twitch_xeo: LoadingReadyRun ApeJam
Wolfstrike_NL: Ragavan escaped and copied themself
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
couchboyj: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
iDangero: I feel the energy in the room has changed a little :D
MegaDosX: For now.
vogon_poet: Monkey Time: ENGAGE!!!
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MegaDosX: So which of the three of these boys is going to draft Ragavan first?
accountmadeforants: Paul, the eternal
BusTed: Marathon on tech.
micalovits: I am betting on Wheeler
frank_the_great: Wheeler said that like it was obligatory LUL
chorinas: Paul, go take a break. Thanks for your help
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
croisvoix1: He owns the company!
thraximore: PrideLaugh
itira: LUL
saucemaster5000: One of these days we'll discover Paul's lines are all prerecorded and he's been on vacation for months
chorinas: -_-
twitch_xeo: who of you is Ragavan, the card, who is Ragavan, the token, and who is Ragavan, the other token.
Gooseblast: Gamers wheelerRagavan
frank_the_great: Standardan
couchboyj: Adam "Standard" Savidan, they call him
kumatsu: so you're gonna open one of those serial number monkeys, right? KappaHD
pipshardfour: Less chattin more draftin! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
asthanius: Oh yeah? Well I bet you don't know what noise a cow makes
drcthulu: I had a kitesail, +2/+2 flying enchant and a ragavan that suggest he's very good
Easilycrazyhat: Collusion!
Juubbz: It is for sure cheating
Seth_Erickson: there is a volcanic spite
PsiMaster54: that card is actually pretty cool in limited
NotCainNorAbel: There is a fine line between strategy and cheating.
KeytarCat: Little a cheating, as a treat
micalovits: What did Wheeler pick o.o
Seth_Erickson: collusion Kappa
EmperorFlloyd: It is mostly cheating though
Easilycrazyhat: Other people cheating doesn't make it not cheating XD
Nydestroyer: if everyone cheats its not cheating
Postal_service: its only cheating if you say it is Kappa
Seth_Erickson: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: No one cheats in Magic.
philippekav: it's not cheating if others are cheating
Dog_of_Myth: That has never happened. :p
Frostwriter111: three rights make a left
Nydestroyer: Has anyone else drafted the boros equipment deck? Its insane
Rogue_07: Lol, I just had the Boros equipment mirror match
Loonatic93: Kithkin Billyrider is super adorable!
Sorator13: UW knights is great if you can get it going, yeah
lackingsanity: yeah i just 7-1'd with WU knights
Nydestroyer: The multiverse legends needed for it is large though
Rogue_07: Which is built entirely on the multiverse legends
Kadenus: we love the wheeler
Easilycrazyhat: Got blown out by that g enchantment last night cause I didn't realize it gave reach >.<
MurphEP: Abusing magic?
Gaz_L: Ben Wheeler, abusing Magic
Nydestroyer: @Rogue_07 Yea went 7-2 with it, pack 1 pick 1 ragavan into reyav, valduk, sram
Nydestroyer: it was
Nydestroyer: wild
Seth_Erickson: He seems pretty good
Juubbz: Is this Coachella?
Pywodwagon: he's not immortal anymore!
Rogue_07: @Nydestroyer lol I just kept a hand of 3 1-drop equipment and the 4/1 vehicle
frank_the_great: I got Squee at the prerelease and he never died, lol. Just attacked and got through ever time
drcthulu: squee is dominarias biggest cockroach
jackulhaups: hey ben respectfully, thats a big frog
micalovits: It was in the... DMU story I think?
frank_the_great: Squee is still immortal, it's just optional in a weird way
Easilycrazyhat: Look at that frog. That's a nice frog.
Nydestroyer: @Rogue_07 Ended up having a game where I flung one of those boats at someone for 7 with the thrillseeker, no one sees it coming
BusTed: OSFrog
drcthulu: Squee isn't immortal, he simply refuses to die
Easilycrazyhat: That card stomps
drcthulu: that's a goody
hd_dabnado: #FreeWheeler
Nydestroyer: its go wicked slumbar support
EmperorFlloyd: I need a new chair, one that has Slumbar support?
SpicyNapalm: The rat is less good when you have literally no two drops LUL
serramarkov: I understand that ice cream trucks must be loud enough to be heard by people inside their homes, but does it need to hurt my ears- inside!
micalovits: yargle!
philippekav: more frogs !
frank_the_great: Imagine passing Yargle
micalovits: Awwww, no frog :(
TheWriterAleph: we have frog yes, but...
philippekav: yargle + aeronauts *chef's kiss*
Rgontownik: I just take every color fixing and bomb…
Kadenus: billyrider is such a great name
Easilycrazyhat: Grandma Zada!
Spectre97: Dawn is gross
laundreydhull: Gee Git, This Wroughts
Easilycrazyhat: Incubating for 4 twice at minimum is pretty sick
zhrang911: Glistening dawn is absurd
lackingsanity: splashing a double pip is a bit rough though
Gooseblast: Gottem wheelerClown
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Easilycrazyhat: Land maybe?
Mr_Horrible: Phyrexian Censor just screaming about facts and logic
Seth_Erickson: I like Grasp or Inert
Kadenus: land i guess?
SpicyNapalm: Kand for sure
micalovits: Land or grasp
Loonatic93: But is it better than Urabrask, Mr. Wheeler?
zhrang911: Oh my god a spellspear for Wheeler in that packj
zhrang911: Thats insane
Rourke9: Yea I've been liking 1 inert
Rourke9: the slinger is great
TheWriterAleph: bolas' linger
Easilycrazyhat: So many of the phryexian flip cards are so gross XD
twitch_xeo: Ben Ulmer: What;s a Mana Curve? I only know mana Wall. (not as applicable anymore)
Easilycrazyhat: Got a knight deck with 3 Host of the Mirror and it wrecked shop
ztghostie: ah yes, the Holy Frazzle Cannon, distant cousin of the Holy Hand Grenade
Seth_Erickson: Do you ever really want to transform Invasion of New Capenna?
drcthulu: rat is really good
A_Dub888: @Easilycrazyhat Is it because they're dripping in oil?
SpicyNapalm: I like how the literal halo weapon is in the ohyrexian tribal colors and works best with them. LUL
Elunex: @Seth_Erickson yes it slaps
micalovits: Can we watch someone who isn't comitting heresy against frogs?
Rourke9: it does pump all phyrexians
hd_dabnado: rat and the deathtouch transform cards are my jam
EmperorFlloyd: You want to transform it because you get to say, "Holy-Frazzle Cannon"
Elunex: @Seth_Erickson so many creature types share knight or phyrexian it almost becomes an anthem
Seth_Erickson: mmm interesting
twitch_xeo: Huge Frazzling Cannon
MegaDosX: P3P1 Elesh Norn let's go
Easilycrazyhat: @Easilycrazyhat Yeah, but they're also gross in the cool 90s skater way, cause I never grew up XD
Shelvish_Fyshstic: I heard a rumour that Yargle is getting his own Netflix series and they are looking for a voice actor...
sephsays: Also how else are you going to pump your Frog tribal in this set?
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
drcthulu: ook ook
Kadenus: NotLikeThis
MegaDosX: m o n k e
SpicyNapalm: Honestly just want taplands out of pack 3
ghizmou: 5c go!
EmperorFlloyd: Monke
Artificer_Evan: OOK
XenoPenumbra: MONKE
Grimnus: Yeet the monke
theamc2000: Poon hound
goombalax: draft as many ragavans, he said
Pywodwagon: censor seems dece
jackulhaups: honestly censor is a busted card
Kadenus: the monkey makes treasures it's fixing
hd_dabnado: wheelerRagavan
XenoPenumbra: So splash 1 mountain right? Kappa
Easilycrazyhat: Censor is real in a format with battles
SpicyNapalm: wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerOok
twitch_xeo: splash red for Ragavan, ez
TriseAlpha: hate-pick the monke!
DEATHlikescats: Splash for monke!
MegaDosX: Four colour bomb pile let's go
EmperorFlloyd: Sunder the Gateway, I think
twitch_xeo: now the red splash is even more appealing
KeytarCat: Rapidly approaching 4 colors O_o
SpicyNapalm: Break down?
Seth_Erickson: I like a one of Render Inert personally
AdamYMHMI: Time to pivot to RB
Sorator13: Turns out, Invasion of Ravnica into Invasion of Lorwyn into Invasion of Lorwyn is pretty good
micalovits: This is so so greedy
twitch_xeo: and there's your fixing!
a_Weakling: Ben's color is now Greed
amam741: Is pack 3 too late to pivot?
XenoPenumbra: Who pass cat ladies?!
serramarkov: 4 color good stuff!
theamc2000: You can say
Grimnus: Trades with monke
Earthenone: helps your turn 1 ragavan get in
Judders__: All the lands
MegaDosX: Daxos is a boring but effective card
Shadowsoflife: @amam741 There was one to day
Rgontownik: Saga fixed for second green
micalovits: You are playing blue now
bobokiddo: 5c
mio1223: When in doubt, go 5 color good stuff
Seth_Erickson: Invasion of Zendikar time to splash
EmperorFlloyd: Ragavan makes treasures
Gaz_L: Greeeed
serramarkov: 5 color good stuff!
drcthulu: monkey makes treasure tokens
Eggmojii: I played Atraxa in my pre-release. Was so fun.
MegaDosX: Splash red for Ragavan and Judith and splash blue for Atraxa, what could possibly go wrong
A_Dub888: He does have Skittering Surveyor
twitch_xeo: Graham clearly showed that you never get punished for 5c
Kadenus: after all, why shouldn't i play it?
SpicyNapalm: Classic strategy, splash the fixing Kappa
TriseAlpha: do eet
EmperorFlloyd: God I love that art
Gooseblast: Red blue Abzan PogChamp
MegaDosX: Atraxa is an enormous problem if she lands
theamc2000: Saga?
ghizmou: yeah, atraxa doesn't require red
maniac_fish: time to proliferate their battles
RainbowPhoenix06: what's with the non MOM cards in packs? is this a special tupe of draft?
Seth_Erickson: I hope you guys get paired against each other when you queue up
EmperorFlloyd: @RainbowPhoenix06 MoM packs have a special slot with old legendary cards
RainbowPhoenix06: noce
RainbowPhoenix06: nice*
Dmc3628: hence the Ragavan et al
niccus: every pack has one and it's often spicy
Eggmojii: I sleep on the couch every night
asthanius: what if it's a really comfy couch
itira: grosssssss
MegaDosX: True love
Gooseblast: <3
AttackCowboy: wheelerBless knew what he was signing up for
DEATHlikescats: Keifer holding down the fort
theamc2000: Honestly if my partner did that I would sleep on the couch
arkham1981: Man, I want a Keifer
micalovits: And a Yargle!
MegaDosX: Just need Altar of Dementia and Syr Konrad for the infinite death loop lrrBEEJ
lackingsanity: what targets does heliod have?
Rogue_07: So turns out the Boros equipment deck is...bad
Rogue_07: just awful
Rogue_07: 1-3
Nydestroyer: lol I guess thats variance for ya
Chartle: it comes with its own crew
Chartle: ish
Kadenus: that boat's art is so rad
kumatsu: that ship looks like Adam's favorite WoW dungeon
twitch_xeo: Humpty Dumpty fell off the boat
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Seth_Erickson: You can set favorite lands Ben so it's really on you now
Slacker1977: @Seth_Erickson they don't work for your first draft of the day
hd_dabnado: small indie company that spent a massive amount of money on a whole film recently
Seth_Erickson: oh really wild @Slacker1977 I didn't know that
RainbowPhoenix06: in draft you have to remove the auto lands and re ad your default
AttackCowboy: What RainbowPhoenix06 said is what works for me
Grimnus: You can see hand messing around now
hd_dabnado: why is wheeler's mouse icon looking wrong
boyesie: !card Volcanic spite
LRRbot: Volcanic Spite [1R] | Instant | Volcanic Spite deals 3 damage to target creature, planeswalker, or battle. You may put a card from your hand on the bottom of your library. If you do, draw a card.
Sorator13: @RainbowPhoenix06 I don't seem to have to do that; I get my favorited ones by default
RainbowPhoenix06: @RainbowPhoenix06 intersting....
twitch_xeo: oh, bosh!
boyesie: !card obosh
LRRbot: Obosh, the Preypiercer [3{B/R}{B/R}] | Legendary Creature — Hellion Horror [3/5] | Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with odd mana values and land cards. / If a source you control with an odd mana value would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.
Gascitygaming: Me looking at my favourite Adam "Oh boshy"
AttackCowboy: Not a CP3 fan I see
MegaDosX: Roman Reigns?
Slacker1977: Roman Reigns?
Seth_Erickson: someone cue up the Goosebumps theme
MurphEP: Row Row fight the power
Dmc3628: the old roman
MegaDosX: Acknowledge him!
kumatsu: You're the big now, Frog
KeytarCat: I live on one of the major intersections in my city, one that gets gridlocked constantly, and sometimes folks just lean on the horn to...I don't know, tell the world they're stuck at a known shit intersection?
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CaptnCheesebeard: x7ukanRaid x7ukanRaid x7ukanRaid x7ukanSorin HypeWave
thegitrogsquirrel: You rang?
Riiiiiiis: 7ukanda Welcome
Mr_Horrible: @KeytarCat "Clearly, if I diffuse my pain through sound, I will hurt less, even if others hurt more"
7ukanda: Hello!
laundreydhull: Aye, for all the gods between Lorwyn/Shadowmoor and Kaldheim, many aren't both Elder and God types....
Sorator13: chat, remind me, what's the name of the 2U bounce surveil spell?
Dmc3628: sure is
Mr_Horrible: normal Magic sentences
niccus: death, taxes, and squee
Dmc3628: a dismissal name forget which
Mr_Horrible: @Sorator13 Ephara's Dismissal?
bo_brinkman: The nice thing about having this instead of FNPF is now I can spend the evening watching the Highlander tourney.
Sorator13: @Mr_Horrible thanks!
CaptnCheesebeard: Ephera's Dispersal
laundreydhull: @niccus -or some monster like me who forces white-wee-knee out of spite.
CaptnCheesebeard: Ephara's
Dmc3628: bluff a coming in hot instead
hd_dabnado: please, my Von Tapper is my father's name
laundreydhull: Goof. The Lords.
Chartle: guess who's back, back again. it's squee, your goblin friend
laundreydhull: Goobers two your lords.
MegaDosX: Obosh, I've come to bargain
niccus: oho, bigger rona
Dmc3628: i've got ye compleated self here rona
MegaDosX: Compleat yo' self
Dmc3628: alright squee pilot some teeth for us
Chartle: here come dat boat
Dmc3628: we taker THOSE
EmperorFlloyd: *honk honk*
twitch_xeo: Obosh is so sneaky
hd_dabnado: a question for the ages
Mai_Andra: toot toot, I'm a boot
Dmc3628: HOOF
liquid_osmium: kinda weird that arena will display power differently for things like "assigns combat damage based off toughness" but not for things like obosh
Invitare: oh Adam got to use the dog this time
Pywodwagon: Adam is just playing Mardu Reanimator in standard
MegaDosX: Good thing KnK also work on attacks
lackingsanity: transform in response :(
Dmc3628: nontoken for sheold
twitch_xeo: non-token?
Ukon_Cairns: says non token right?
maniac_fish: It's nontoken creature
InTheHouseOfHavok: Bits! Cheer100
Slacker1977: non-token, adam
thraximore: nontoken you're fine
MegaDosX: !card sheoldred
LRRbot: Sheoldred [3BB] (back: The True Scriptures) | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Praetor [4/5] | Menace / When Sheoldred enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices a nontoken creature or planeswalker. / {4}{B}: Exile Sheoldred, then return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control. Activate only as a sorcery and only if an opponent has eight or more cards in their graveyard.
lackingsanity: oh whoops
7ukanda: It's nontoken. Couldn't sac anything else...
micalovits: You are also about to get murdered by sheoldred
MegaDosX: That is so good right now
Pywodwagon: AHAHA
Dmc3628: scrollshift clutch
kamkazi: HIGE draw LUL
TheWriterAleph: holy
KeytarCat: Not a dummy, just may have done some things that a dummy would also have done!
Dmc3628: ye ole wall o crap
MegaDosX: F
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
EmperorFlloyd: Tree!
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
MurphEP: The world is unfair
MegaDosX: They have chosen the mill plan I guess
Seth_Erickson: one more turn
theamc2000: Mill
Seth_Erickson: because of invasion
boyesie: !card Realmbreaker
LRRbot: Did you mean: Realmbreaker's Grasp; Wrenn and Realmbreaker; Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree
kamkazi: you can exile the tree!
Elunex: read invasion
Mai_Andra: yolo flunge ?
boyesie: !card Realmbreaker the inva
LRRbot: Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree [3] | Legendary Artifact | {2}, {T}: Target opponent mills three cards. Put a land card from their graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control. It gains "If this land would leave the battlefield, exile it instead of putting it anywhere else." / {10}, {T}, Sacrifice Realmbreaker, the Invasion Tree: Search your library for any number of Praetor cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
kamkazi: oh 4 in deck nevermind LOL
EmperorFlloyd: Land + Dawn makes huge dudes
micalovits: Sac firja after combat to the invasion?
Seth_Erickson: One turn more though other wise it's just death right
EmperorFlloyd: Oh, 4 cards left
itira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
micalovits: So you could also do the green thing
MegaDosX: Go Adam go!
twitch_xeo: Adam double dogged
Dmc3628: thanks arena for the smiley interface
MurphEP: My favorite yoyo trick is Loop the Dog
niccus: wheeler, in the flesh
thraximore: with teferi as the avatar 😩
thraximore: cmon
couchboyj: As one does
LionsEyeDiamond: hey boys, look what i got here
Badchop: a black Sheriff?!
Earthenone: block and eggify?
twitch_xeo: I showed you my Surveyor, please concede
Mai_Andra: If Chewbacca lived on Endor, you must concede.
Badchop: (I'm glad this audience is generally old enough to know Blazing Saddle references, and if you aren't, I promise what I just said is a movie reference)
desert_dba: Why not it worked in Blazing Saddles.
thraximore: You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today...
DEATHlikescats: Brothers, sisters, everybody say
thraximore: because most of those actors aren't around anymore
Earthenone: also the horses are dead
niccus: do kids still know what horses are
MegaDosX: F
thraximore: @niccus a very long joke
kamkazi: people on ahmonket be like
couchboyj: No killed, but leashed. That's even worse!!
dumbo3k: @niccus they are kind of like big dogs, right?
Dmc3628: that's fine we can sac dog and see him again soon
kamkazi: wheremywhitelandsat
as_ever_ellesandra: !card unseal the necropolis
LRRbot: Unseal the Necropolis [2B] | Instant | Each player mills three cards. Then you return up to two creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
Shadowsoflife: "Where my lands go?" - me playing any magic game
as_ever_ellesandra: ohh okay - hadn't seen this card yet
DEATHlikescats: Barbara Streisand
MegaDosX: Got there!
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twitch_xeo: "Conceded above starting life" should be a point
MegaDosX: Kroxa and Kunoros is a lot to deal with even without the escape clause
as_ever_ellesandra: "hey dude where's my lands?"
Dmc3628: the dog hath arrived
Earthenone: any Clifford fans in the chat?
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSPOT lrrSPOT
micalovits: Boooo!
GhostValv: D:
MegaDosX: Acknowledge Kroxa and Kunoros!
thraximore: HahaDoge
IzlanntheLion: Ewww
Sniknob: Only sigmas
paulmer_b: <--- GigaChad
thraximore: umbral4Suffer
SydPreviouslyHeadache: Dog has too many heads, can only pet 2 at a time
Angreed66: Adam with more questionable statements
twitch_xeo: only Ligmas in chat
kamkazi: wubbyGrinch simgas you seek wubbyGrinch
Chartle: @SydPreviouslyHeadache nuzzle third with face
LionsEyeDiamond: any libras?
theamc2000: Omicron
maniac_fish: they're busy dying to megaman for eternity
EvilBadman: All the Sigmas be like "Bring me Megaman"
Angreed66: The ppr
DEATHlikescats: Libraries rule
MegaDosX: Well.
Earthenone: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #3023: "These are the best victories: cheap and hollow victories." —Adam [2016-07-22]
mio1223: Thinking about making giant dog my mardu commander deck
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the fuck is a "joke"?
drcthulu: combat trickery
YawgmothsBargainStore: just noticed opponents username...
dumbo3k: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I think its that stuff in an egg
Gascitygaming: !decklist
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as_ever_ellesandra: Sunfall my beloved
couchboyj: I had an OP with TWO Sunfalls this afternoon
Dmc3628: final close enough
chaostreader: !card sunfall
LRRbot: Sunfall [3WW] | Sorcery | Exile all creatures. Incubate X, where X is the number of creatures exiled this way.
microbiologist68: did anyone redeem the code?
kamkazi: fatal flourish is that one ps2 horror game with the cameras on new capenna
Wolfstrike_NL: @microbiologist68 I tried and was to late
Fruan: @microbiologist68 I got it
Gascitygaming: did we brew these decks and/or can they be found anywhere?
Fruan: @microbiologist68 Thank you very much for the code
Dmc3628: discarding that dragon alert
chaostreader: @gascitygaming These are draft decks.
microbiologist68: @Fruan ok cool just wanted to be sure someone got it
GhostValv: hooo hooo hooo...ook
Gascitygaming: @chaostreader cool, thanks!
Shadowsoflife: Five souls enter, it's one people named Sora
SnowBuddy18: what about 9 too much banana?
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janmelantu: Oh god, a barbecued banana sounds awful
Gascitygaming: like 12?
twitch_xeo: are they normal sized
twitch_xeo: there's mini bananas
niccus: big mikes, of course
TheVoxtric: 8 oz serving of banana
frank_the_great: I hate bananas, but I could easily eat 14
SydPreviouslyHeadache: i don't think i could eat more than 3 bananas before i just say i" can't"
twitch_xeo: one SI banana big
3and4fifths: plantain sized bananas
LightningElektron: is it bigger than a hand or smaller than a hand?
microbiologist68: unnecessary but thank you
yuan42: no, but you could use an ltt scale banana
kamkazi: lemmedrivedaboat
janmelantu: A large banana the size of a small banana
niccus: well they're not called petit michels
thraximore: I can barely finish one as it is
YawgmothsBargainStore: bigger or smaller than a skittering survayor?
XenoPenumbra: Like 4 bananas
MegaDosX: Bananas definitely add up quickly as you eat them, yeah
AttackCowboy: Honestly I think 3ish is my max
EmperorFlloyd: RIP Mercadia
XenoPenumbra: TOPS
twitch_xeo: bananas are delish, but I think I'd top out at 6 or 7
Earthenone: adam seems like he understands his body and bananas
AttackCowboy: people are way too bullish here
KeytarCat: Bananas make me sick to start with
frank_the_great: Can I smoothy them?
MegaDosX: Depends on the size of the banana tbh
as_ever_ellesandra: as someone who has eaten 15 bananas in one sitting - Don't
elkae: Time for the centurion but with bananas
TheThirdTail: I have eaten like 4 within an hour or so before... and that was, like... a lot...
thraximore: the plane so nice they invaded twice
MurphEP: How many bananas in one sitting or at once?
Redcoaster: op is really invading that mercadia
a_Weakling: what is the timeframe for eating these bananas?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I could eat two, because after the second one I no longer care to eat any amount of banana.
MegaDosX: They really hate Ramos?
serramarkov: Not even a bite. Banana nut bread, 1.5 loaves.
elkae: I Forget how many nuggies Ben got to but it was not 100
AttackCowboy: While we're invading Mercadia, why don't we invade Mercadia?
niccus: how many nuggets are in a banana
frank_the_great: Two hours max I'd say
Fruan: Dog too stronk
MegaDosX: Imagine having "banana eating judge" on your resume
Dmc3628: dog too powerful
gamercat88: lets go!
bullseye3265: i think 5 would be too much bananas
elkae: Yeah what’s the banana to nug conversion
MegaDosX: KnK is an awful lot to deal with
elkae: seabatOAK
twitch_xeo: @MegaDosX Is that a judge for banana eating, or a judge eating a banana
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam how many big idiots did you get to draft this time?
MegaDosX: @twitch_xeo Yes.
Dmc3628: dog owning the other bombs
Earthenone: am dog big idiot
3and4fifths: @niccus I assume if you cut it, each medallion == a nuggie
LightningElektron: 211
MegaDosX: OK this is a lot of damage coming at them now
CanisLupusAqua: @serramarkov call my oven the thunderdome way lots dough enters 2 bread loaves
GhostValv: KG or LB?
MegaDosX: I think opponent is dead here
Angreed66: Multani doesn't though
maniac_fish: The dog just kinda watches Kroxa do the fighting tho...
Rourke9: We're just innocent Phyrexians!
as_ever_ellesandra: @MegaDosX yeah 3 attackers that deal 4+ damage
frank_the_great: If anything that hurts
niccus: phyrexian leg day is when you can skip it by paying 2 life
twitch_xeo: man that Strobe-Knight
gamercat88: who let the dog out, whoo whoo who
LightningElektron: are you yelling Timber?
twitch_xeo: thanks opponent for feeding your gy
MegaDosX: @maniac_fish The story behind Kroxa and Kunoros is that when the Phyrexians reached the Underworld, Athreos decided to free Kroxa to go and destroy them, but sent Kunoros to keep them in line. So that tracks :p
Dmc3628: they know the power of skits
kamkazi: Dog the Bounty Hunter theme fading in the background
as_ever_ellesandra: @maniac_fish yeah exactly
LightningElektron: but who is yelling timber?
Dmc3628: they just feeding yards man
SydPreviouslyHeadache: big skitts to scary. "No! Bigger than a hand!"
MegaDosX: Yeah they kinda have to
AttackCowboy: I slam, do you welcome to the jam? y/n
MegaDosX: Though Scrollshift flickering it and putting the ability on the 3/3 would have been funny
Pywodwagon: could theoretically scrollshift and backup the other thing and get the dog back
interiorexplosion: Why would you discard the best card in the set?
definenull: Fam jam fam jam!
MegaDosX: Yeah there's a fun line here
Dmc3628: oof
MegaDosX: Incoming KnK :D
MegaDosX: Oh.
Grimnus: If ya put that counter on the other youd get the res there no?
MegaDosX: Adam you could have had the 3/3 bring KnK back
Earthenone: if you backed up the unblocked you would have gotten the dog
Grimnus: Since it was before damage
Daemyx: why didn't you back the other creature
asthanius: Because people don't see everything
MegaDosX: Yeah Adam didn't see the line, but that's alright
Daemyx: it's winning anyways
MegaDosX: He's winning even without the flourish of bringing back the big dog
Dmc3628: pay life to weird yes opp
twitch_xeo: F Ben
XenoPenumbra: F
MegaDosX: Though they're about to get one I think
gualdhar: drafting is the best part though
RayFK: Draft Meaty Yum
as_ever_ellesandra: its the dog meme
MegaDosX: I'm that way about deckbuilding tbh
definenull: Just draft and then pass the cards to some rando
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ideal Ben scenario, draft a deck and hand it to someone else?
as_ever_ellesandra: "Draft! No play, only draft!"
RayFK: We did that late night in Vegas because we were too tired to play
lackingsanity: Mtg fantasy draft
niccus: sparky training simulator
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Zakaw: LMAO
XenoPenumbra: LUL
MegaDosX: Cool Sheoldred, bro
TheWriterAleph: gennaLUL
thraximore: kamibawa
twitch_xeo: Kamibunga
Dmc3628: Kamabunga
yalc321: wheelerPog
XenoPenumbra: Kamibuga it is!
kamkazi: that one's for Tamiyo o7
Zakaw: Kawabunga
yuan42: hakuna renata
Seth_Erickson: Invasion of Amonkhet
definenull: Rip doggo
MegaDosX: Invasion of Amonkhet, yeah
Sogheim: Paul, this is not Air Bud
Earthenone: pocket bacon solves a lot of disputes
gualdhar: WHY DOWN YOUR PANTS?!?\
gualdhar: you end up with a dog licking your crotch
MegaDosX: Yeah
Dmc3628: cast a legend
definenull: It's not broken like anje
thraximore: cast a legend... like squee
micalovits: Nice of you to bring us over there Wheeler
asthanius: Your apes…gone
maniac_fish: sounds like the start of the average country song
Dmc3628: any
Chartle: it's almost a peloton takedown
thraximore: !Card failed conversion
LRRbot: Failed Conversion [4B] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets −4/−4. / When enchanted creature dies, surveil 2.
drcthulu: Easy to make mistakes with cards you're not familiar with
Juubbz: Every card in this set seems like a rare
drcthulu: watch them play another mill 3
spazywakjob: mill was a lot more real than i realized in this set
definenull: Greeeeed
yalc321: RIP their butt
MegaDosX: I do love that art though
drcthulu: halo forger is a heck of a card
spazywakjob: dont show cam
hd_dabnado: he is a big trap
Mr_Horrible: Niv-Mizzet, Born-Again Christian
MegaDosX: Also that's definitely a curve there Ben :p
kamkazi: oh no the value police are coming
Earthenone: so many tactics
twitch_xeo: uh-oh, Value Police is coming
Dmc3628: look more takedowns
definenull: Kaldheim is p good imo
Nydestroyer: invasion of kaldheim is insane
twitch_xeo: @kamkazi hi5
7ukanda: Good Night everybody!
drcthulu: inga by a long shot
definenull: The vigilance is so good
twitch_xeo: Roommates
Dmc3628: cat cars
maniac_fish: Is that a real question
MurphEP: Arixmethes is ramp, right?
Seth_Erickson: No kraken is an Island Ben
Daemyx: 12/12 no trample
kamkazi: @kamkazi wubbyHug same monkey brain
yalc321: Ben knows what hes about
Daemyx: it's trash
Spectre97: Two mana! You don't even have to bounce anything!
tru_boredom: You di
MegaDosX: Yeah it's a good card
definenull: Now regatha... Mythic uncommon
Earthenone: youe team gets to be vigilant birds of paradise
as_ever_ellesandra: oh and she draws you cards
cheshire_creeper: Vigilance is such a good keyword in this set it's not even funny
Mr_Horrible: he's just big eepy, we can all relate
MegaDosX: Arixmethes is a vanilla 12/12 when it flips
MegaDosX: That can tap for UG but still.
TheMerricat: How's the fam jam going chat? I had to leave for the start of this shift.
MegaDosX: And also it doesn't flip it just wakes up
plundypops: *insert wheeler's speech about mtg players not investing in their future, about arixmethes*
as_ever_ellesandra: we even have the ru dual to splash invasion of kaldheim which is nice
Earthenone: ben is all losses, adam is all wins wheeler is probobly also all wins
objectivefailure: Found the shared braincell
twitch_xeo: Helichode
Dmc3628: they are mythic
definenull: So drift compatible
MegaDosX: They are a mythic, yeah
KeytarCat: @TheMerricat Adam was on a tear, then slugged it out to a 2-card library concession
MegaDosX: That is very good
Dmc3628: put that in stasis for the nicknames ep
Mr_Horrible: Atraxa killed by the steelworkers' union. SOLIDARITY FOREVER
twitch_xeo: Ben back on that Mana Wall
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definenull: Hotdog?
KeytarCat: !famjam
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DEATHlikescats: There’s a new dog of wisdom out!
DEATHlikescats: It’s cute
LoadingReadyRun: @KeytarCat that is no longer accurate
definenull: \o/
Mr_Horrible: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Mr_Horrible: manifesting
KeytarCat: cool, thanks
Riiiiiiis: aaaaaahhh
LightningElektron: no
niccus: mountain _is_ traditionally associated with victory
MegaDosX: Probability be like that tho
definenull: But the highs tho
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's honestly why I stopped playing. even if those games are rare, they feel so bad.
janmelantu: I just lost a game because I just drew 3 lands in a row
ghizmou: the important thing is to remember, it has nothing to do with your skills, unless it happens to your opponent
MegaDosX: Wheeler said skill diff
Daemyx: that's magic baby
as_ever_ellesandra: yeah had a game of gladiator earlier with a 37 land deck where I just drew 10 lands in a row and then got hit by a ragavan that took my lightning helix then i drew 5 more lands
as_ever_ellesandra: so I feel that at times
Juliamon: !famjam
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yuan42: BEN
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yalc321: I once had a humans aggro mirror where in my opponent and i both drew nothing but lands for 10 of each of our turns
twitch_xeo: I always liked Duel Masters' mana system
Cartographers_Ink: Any examples of cool plays?
Pywodwagon: and how long do those games last
GhostofJeffGoldblum: going to the gym keeps you forever humble
Juliamon: Cartographers_Ink Last chapter of a praetor's flipside
niccus: but adam, i already play dota
TheMerricat: I'm stupid how does going to the gym teach you how to lose?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: You'll feel yourself, like "yeah I'm a big strong guy!" and then some dude just bench presses the weight you deadlifted 10 minutes ago and you feel like a shrimp.
Cartographers_Ink: @juliamon Cool! I'm excited to watch the VOD
plundypops: the RNG of mtg just doesn't care sometimes.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: really teaches you to like you for yoursel;f.
Daemyx: Gravity is an unbeatable opponent
maniac_fish: isn't that just life tho...
KeytarCat: It teaches you you
gualdhar: the gym is the epitome of short term pain for long term gain
Daemyx: What is your favorite fighting game?
yuan42: after all the talks of the big dawg, im playing against someone named "the big dog"
definenull: Deck plz
AdamYMHMI: You can make every correct decision and still lose.
RangerAlpha7: Adam trying to keep those apm up
Shelvish_Fyshstic: What if Magic didn't have lands in deck and every card back was a basic land?
DEATHlikescats: That might be the thing that makes me finally go. Knowing it’s always gonna be a losing thing, but doing it anyway
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @AdamYMHMI one of the hardest things to teach new players is that a play that was right at the time and wrong in retrospect was still right, because you can only use the information you have
MegaDosX: What board wipe is it? Sunfall?
MegaDosX: Ah, Fiora
MegaDosX: Gotcha
MurphEP: Fiora!
Rourke9: hehe
TheWriterAleph: donkeh
philippekav: invasion of Florida
MegaDosX: There's some planes where it's a serious question as to why they invaded there
Mr_Horrible: Get! Out! Of! Mah! Plane!
Nydestroyer: its time to troll
Juliamon: philippekav we should be so lucky
Nydestroyer: I am not heartless, I love beating.
DEATHlikescats: Ooh ooh, Fiona. Your fist has punched my heart.
Loonatic93: Holy Serra!!!!!! ProZD has a promo thing with MtG!!!!!!!!! PogChamp
MegaDosX: They should have thought that with places like Xerex tbh :p
Loonatic93: Maybe he'll voice someone on Arena!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I think that's what they did on the plane where physics works differently, right?
Juliamon: "Let's not go to this plane, 'tis a silly place"
Gascitygaming: Questions for Adam: Loved your WoW series, know you've talked about working on a new one, any thought for a PoE series?
LionsEyeDiamond: "why did we go back to rath?"
MegaDosX: The flavour text on the flip of Invasion of Shandalar indicated that they got ruined there too
Earthenone: it knew you were realxed after 4 wins
Earthenone: it just phoned it in
plundypops: meowdy
Gascitygaming: Yeah, good point, very true
Daemyx: PoE group play is a meme
MegaDosX: Nobody was in green in their pool I guess
Earthenone: three cosmics in a row? what is this Yu-Gi-Oh?
definenull: F
Juliamon: GhostofJeffGoldblum I think the idea's more like they were the They're Made of Meat aliens and wanted nothing to do with the plane, rather than having a bad time
thraximore: 😩
Seth_Erickson: 3/4 eat the 2/2 I guess
as_ever_ellesandra: to be fair traumatic rev at worst is a 4 mana 3/3 so
as_ever_ellesandra: its actually not all that bad
MegaDosX: F
Gascitygaming: I have friends who want to play but get totally overwhelmed or hit a wall with their build, struggling to find vids that explain things well to a brand new player without going too deep too fast.
yalc321: Weird-dog
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Slacker1977: fighting over the rooftops it seems
Loonatic93: ProZD doing a MtG Promo!!!!!! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZJDFgWouPU I'm so happy!
cheshire_creeper: itty boat
MegaDosX: Oh no
definenull: It's just not your day
on_and_awful: boat, boat, idiote, rolling in but got smote
MegaDosX: The game heard you talking about drawing lands in a row
thraximore: Richard Garfield has Adam in his crosshairs
GhostofJeffGoldblum: well, you've just guaranteed it
maniac_fish: quick chat, OG sheo or new Ayara for P1P1?
Seth_Erickson: sure are a lot of Traumatic Revelations getting played in limited today
BlindRift98: that boat gives me candle cove vibes
on_and_awful: @maniac_fish sheo
Gascitygaming: that 4-0 wall
MegaDosX: They might not be at four wins yet
Loonatic93: You're a stupid game!!!!!!!
WizardZedd: Correct
definenull: Like duel masters
twitch_xeo: That's the Duel Masters
Earthenone: a lot of games do that, yeah
Chartle: there's a conspiracy that does that too
Rourke9: yea duel masters too
couchboyj: The land system might lead to feel bads, but it adds variety that keeps the game interesting
Shelvish_Fyshstic: The meta shifted after the 4 wins.
Spectre97: The lack of non-games is part of why I find Digimon so fun
maniac_fish: arena was such a joke
ArcOfTheConclave: 'every card as mana' is super good civilization
Pywodwagon: Hearthstone is what happens when you don't have a mechanic like lands
MegaDosX: !card stoke the flames
LRRbot: Stoke the Flames [2RR] | Instant | Convoke / Stoke the Flames deals 4 damage to any target.
Earthenone: @Spectre97 i built a really cool renamon deck but have'nt played the game at all, it seems really fun
RealGamerCow: Bring back mana burn you cowards
MegaDosX: His surname does start with W
aiamethyst: the decipher lotr tcg did that too
spazywakjob: exceed? like in yugimans?
SnowBuddy18: Benny Dubs
MegaDosX: Oh my god
MegaDosX: Opponent drafted convoke.deck
definenull: Gotta get commander brain outta limited, games actually begin on turn 2
Chartle: if he was his name would've been phyrexos
Gascitygaming: *boston accent* that's a real wicked slumbaah!
spazywakjob: i was waiting for the stoke the flames after that attack lol
spazywakjob: or the convoke pump spell
couchboyj: It's glacial compared to ONE
definenull: It's a 'get on board early' format
thraximore: wow, the lands are killing the boys tonight
interiorexplosion: It's so bitg
TheThirdTail: The fact that there are a whole slew of vanilla creatures that flip with extra mana feels like it slows things down
definenull: Adam and his "big skits agenda" PrideLaugh
Gascitygaming: the two drop red battle that turns into a 4/4 dragon has put in WORK for me, even in standard
Dmc3628: adam living the best life
spazywakjob: the anthem battle has been great for me
MommaGart: Raff is SO GOOD in this format.
MegaDosX: Yeah Yedora was in the STX commander set
Mr_Horrible: Adam just making this face: dazeHyper
thraximore: umbral4Suffer
Gascitygaming: Y'all sure James isn't there somewhere? :P
Dmc3628: the famous mr. brooks remark
Chartle: hey, that's the name of my new show: drafting with children
janmelantu: Okay but Adam, consider this: Commander Draft
hidingbox: How does Adam's heart fare when given a Krosan Tusker?
Gascitygaming: He's on the Lite Brite
twitch_xeo: "little"
twitch_xeo: Lutri is hugem which I only realised with the MUL printing
MegaDosX: Oh boy.
thraximore: let's GO
MegaDosX: Big dragon.
thraximore: FBtouchdown
TheWriterAleph: horky!
Chartle: hoardy
MommaGart: Got absolutely hosed by BW decks three games in a row. There are a lot of good legends you can get
MegaDosX: Ermagerd, Herding Berdlerd.
incredulouspasserby: Everything’s wheeling and adam’s deck looks objectively amazing. Prepare for the 1-3
Dmc3628: let's wheel that 2 drop phyrexian hopefully
TheThirdTail: Hurdy-Gurdy Lord?
thraximore: browd sowd
Coogrr: Someone passed me a pick 2 broodlord yesterday, that card is so messed up
MegaDosX: I'm sure there's some nonsense you can get up to with that in a Prosper Commander deck
definenull: "you may concede now op"
Chartle: ayy
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Ukon_Cairns: 2 drops
MegaDosX: Just curve out, ez
Dmc3628: power of 2's
twitch_xeo: I showed you my mana curve, please concede
Dog_of_Myth: 2 Drop 2 Good
MegaDosX: You can do that, if you don't care about wins :p
MommaGart: The Aeronaut's not bad
Dmc3628: lorge sons
Dog_of_Myth: Paul with the shade
Earthenone: maybe do jump in, the deck is already made for you :P
KeytarCat: Mull more!
Ogrekidd: Really have like this sealed format, the multiverse legends make it wild
thraximore: goreclaw taigsPOG
Swamplor: Reading the card explains the card
BusTed: tqsSmug
MegaDosX: Yeah Goreclaw is a momma bear
twitch_xeo: big mama bear that got PUNCHED
niccus: goreclaw, of hms terror
BusTed: 🐻
TheWriterAleph: so good at being so dumb
Juliamon: It's a love letter to SyFy Original Movies, I hear
MegaDosX: Ali G is a name I have not heard in a long time
AllTheoryNoPractice: That's one of those songs that I had never heard of until about 6 months ago, and now I hear it referenced ALL THE TIME
MegaDosX: Is it new Jin or old Jin? Because old Jin is a huge trap in limited :p
MurphEP: We're at Qal Sisma
MegaDosX: New Jin is great
MegaDosX: Also I thought we were at soup
Nukified: no evasion? unplayable
Seth_Erickson: @MegaDosX yeah but you can hit Old Jin with Gyruda Kappa
Dmc3628: new or old?
Dmc3628: old urab murders fools
maltbeverage: Frank Karsten just determined this is the "most verbose" set ever
Ukon_Cairns: drawing cards when you cast something 3 or greater? but all my cards are 2 drops NotLikeThis
MegaDosX: Hey Ben, what do you think about old Urabrask? benginSip
definenull: This is the shipping set
Evil_John_Cena: Toxic
BusTed: If only they'd look closer.
janmelantu: You know else is shipping cards? card Kingdom!
niccus: are we going to have a stack
Xaunaught: I just got Elesh Norn and Sheoldred in this draft lmao, cant wait to 0/3 because I am forcing rares
MegaDosX: That stack went places
mio1223: At my prerelease I ended up going 5 color with double omnath
Badchop: dear god
MegaDosX: Oh no.
Dmc3628: DAMN
MegaDosX: benginLul
Xavbull: Pure chaos
Mr_Horrible: that honestly sounds like the seed line for a Starkid performance
definenull: Cursed hour
Mr_Horrible: so I'd 100% watch it
NorthstarTex: I mean I'd watch it
undecided44: Touch nothing but the *slurp*
shadowTECnology: That was the dumbest thing I have heard all day
Evil_John_Cena: Hi Ben, Hi Ben, Hi Adam
Pywodwagon: what if bitterblossom gained you life
Evil_John_Cena: Well I'm not from Jersey, so probably not
maniac_fish: evil John Cena is just John Cena
Evil_John_Cena: @maniac_fish No John Cena is John Cena, I'm Evil John Cena
MegaDosX: And they were roommates
shadowTECnology: So who all in going to be in Minneapolis for MagicCon? I registered for the LRR Chaos Draft.
kamkazi: jersey shore was our super smash bros. i will not explain further more
Gascitygaming: they're down 0/2 to the rangers right now
zhrang911: Fun fact, almost none of the people on that show were from New Jersey either
Fantusta: Aren't the Jersey Shore people... not from Jersey?
Fantusta: like @zhrang911 said
MegaDosX: How much is the Ward cost?
Earthenone: dino noms
zhrang911: They’re all Staten Island and Long Island people
MegaDosX: You can crack their egg tho
Fantusta: to be fair everyone around here goes down the shore as well
MegaDosX: Both players look up "Oh I'm/you're dead"
memnus: You know who else cut Daxos...
Gascitygaming: benginJam benginJam benginJam
twitch_xeo: You turned your belt to Wumbo?
Mr_Horrible: that sounds like Remy
BusTed: ror ron't rother roming rome rat rall!
Evil_John_Cena: Dogs always love us, that's why they're dogs
definenull: Didn't know remy was like that
Evil_John_Cena: If they weren't they'd be cats
MegaDosX: "Come back with your shield, or on it" - Remy, probably
Gascitygaming: benginPet benginPet benginPet
Swamplor: Scooby Doo was like that too, until Shaggy decided to start getting him high
NorthstarTex: the nega adam?
MegaDosX: It's an Adam Savidan variant
TheWriterAleph: adam got norted
twitch_xeo: Collective stroke
thraximore: adam got NORTED umbraCry
definenull: Sandyman
hd_dabnado: Adam Cinnamon
MegaDosX: Venerated Floxidon is a good card it turns out
betweenmyself: Adam SalmonJam riffYeti
drcthulu: the spell stalker is a mythic uncommon
janmelantu: A rare is swingy in limited? Why I never
Gascitygaming: It's either get busy flippin, or get busy dying
Mr_Horrible: that's just Adam's Splatsona
Josherm: Adam Lrr-Fam-Jam
MegaDosX: Adam Savidandân
VVrenwick: I used to have a friend named Adam and when he was little, his brother told him that he used to have a twin brother named Adsmart. Like, Adumn, Adsmart...it was stupid.
MegaDosX: I smell fish
MegaDosX: Dead in the air, yeah
Earthenone: !break
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sporkraptor: I just came in, what's their team name?
Earthenone: no teams anymore
Earthenone: just a fam jammin
sporkraptor: ah, cool! thx
Lordofironstorm: !uptime
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Loonatic93: They're doing a break now? Aren't they going to be done soon? It's almost 6:00 there.
Earthenone: magic will continue until morale improves
thraximore: the boys have only had the one break so far
Loonatic93: @Earthenone Fair enough.
Earthenone: (this team was fresh in at 4)
Loonatic93: So they're going a bit longer than scheduled? Neato!
mio1223: Hey chat, should i build Kroxa and Kunoros or Illuna polymorph for commander?
Earthenone: that dossent cost 2
BusTed: 🦖
Mr_Horrible: Zalortha PogChamp
definenull: Big dino~
ChrisMackGames: Ben rockin' that Simic deck
croisvoix1: @mio1223 illuna polymorph is fun, I use a pile version that is real wild
betweenmyself: Trex riffGator (don’t question it)
kumatsu: I thought Adam, as the larger LRRsman, would eat the others, but I was a fool
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photosinensis: Huh. 62 months.
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mio1223: @crosisvoix1 thank you
TheThirdTail: Because they have the same name, the Bens were able to combine their mass to be even larger
BusTed: 🥦 🍚 🐮
definenull: That's a BRB Station at every gym
MegaDosX: You don't make friends with thallids
lackingsanity: 'beef rice broccoli' lines up the vowel sounds a little better
AdamYMHMI: byobrb
GhostofJeffGoldblum: BRB piped directly into your home
MegaDosX: Paul no
sporkraptor: BRB slurry
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hot and cold BRB in your plumbing
croisvoix1: "sitting on it"
heartofgoldfish: i enjoy wheeler's committment to this beef
MegaDosX: Good joke streamer
photosinensis: As much as I want watching Twitch on TV and talking via IRC to work, it simply doesn't. Audio sync issues.
TheWriterAleph: damn i want some beef n broc now
cheese_______man: man they really got prep time for their spells on that one
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NotCainNorAbel: That wasn't a beaver, it was Beej
as_ever_ellesandra: if I had a nickle for every time I heard of soft serve beans I'd have two nickles. which isn't a lot, but its weird it has happened twice
MegaDosX: Oh opponent is going to be sad you milled them three lands
MegaDosX: Opponent missed several land drops and had three exiled
BusTed: FBtouchdown
hidingbox: woooo!
r10pez10: !greetings
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definenull: Holiday!
cheese_______man: right at the 8 hour mark!
MegaDosX: OK question: out of Ben, Wheeler, and Adam, who's the broccoli, who's the rice, and who's the beef?
as_ever_ellesandra: "We BRBEEFing Tonight!"
MegaDosX: Wheeler no
GhostofJeffGoldblum: did he say cock?
AdamYMHMI: I kind of want BRB now.
thraximore: PrideLaugh
The_Voices: had grilled 5 cheese sandwich and tomato soup
betweenmyself: Just swap them around… Beef first, then rice and broccoli.
thraximore: y'know, chicken
GhostofJeffGoldblum: like a male chicken, of course
photosinensis: Paul
definenull: lrrPAUL
cheese_______man: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
AdamYMHMI: black beans and chicken is delicious
photosinensis: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL
definenull: Bring the brocoli!
thraximore: wheelerOok
as_ever_ellesandra: "Need some more BRB over here"
TemporallyAwry: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 8:00:46.
TheWriterAleph: half-price apps what whaaaat
gamercat88: garcon
Lordofironstorm: Garkin'
AllTheoryNoPractice: Garkin, new planeswalker
photosinensis: garçon.
Evil_John_Cena: "I want a pitcher of beer, them fried jalapenos, the nachos grande, and let's start with 50 wings and keep the ranch comin'"
TemporallyAwry: I leave for 6 hours, and I come back to this energy lrrHEART
AdamYMHMI: Packs! Packs! Packs! Packs!
DEATHlikescats: Bottomless margaritas!
AllTheoryNoPractice: @Evil_John_Cena Pitcher of ranch, pitcher of wings, cup of beer on the side
photosinensis: 2 drops exclusively? Sound like we're bearing down and getting grizzly.
cheese_______man: ALL HAIL BEAR FORCE ONE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Open the ranch hose
EvilBadman: So what was Paul's favourite set?
MegaDosX: "...a bucket?" "A bucket!!"
Texan_Reverend: Good evening, Ian!
shendaras: Some cheese curds
Texan_Reverend: Hi, chatfolk.
hd_dabnado: HOLD UP
Evil_John_Cena: It's a big parking lot Wheeler
Mr_Horrible: there's beer and homestyle food
shendaras: hot dish
Mr_Horrible: that's about it
hd_dabnado: Get a Juicy Lucy
Loonatic93: Minneapolis is roughly half the size of Winnepeg.
photosinensis: lrrJUDGE slow play!
a_Weakling: wait, you are going to minneapolis?
BOTGrant: The boys seem a little punch-drunk
ShaneLeeAtk: Culver's?
shadowTECnology: I am from Minnesota. There is a lot of great fantastic food places
Mr_Horrible: "When I say nothing I mean the entire region" Kappa
Evil_John_Cena: The midwest is nothing but a bunch of parking lots and Chicago
GhostofJeffGoldblum: cheese curds, baby
whisperstocats: Bucket of cheese curds?
asthanius: Bucket of wet ones
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Evil_John_Cena I mean you're not wrong
DEATHlikescats: Cracker Barrel fare
photosinensis: STOKE THE FLAMES!
NorthstarTex: We don't have cracker barrel
as_ever_ellesandra: stoke is basically a 2 drop
betweenmyself: Nothing there in the “cold vacuum of space” sense pennyWhat
thraximore: @NorthstarTex how?
hd_dabnado: Culver's is a banger
artdecosunburn: Minneapolis has a major Somali diaspora. Great East African food.
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hd_dabnado: ButterBurgers are fantastic
BOTGrant: I will not stand idly by while Cracker Barrel's name is impugned.
Loonatic93: I mean it would make more sense to have MagicFest Thunder Bay.
gamercat88: cheese curds
keyforgealchemist: Butter burgers at Culvers
DEATHlikescats: In nOut is overrated
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a_Weakling: I mean, Jucy Lucy Tater Tot Hotdish and Lefse
MegaDosX: They turned your 4/4 into a 5/5
as_ever_ellesandra: turn this small egg into a slightly larger egg
MegaDosX: "Begone with him!"
DrLigmaPhD: Chat, let's not pretend middle America has... anything worth going through the trouble of going through a racist liminal space to reach
BusTed: Friday night Skittles
Earthenone: no ones going to stop you
GhostofJeffGoldblum: how much BRB you got
Dog_of_Myth: Funny enough, I had Culver's for dinner.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: we can keep this party going all night
definenull: The shared braincell is working overtime today
MegaDosX: :O
JohnPraw: A better brand of beef makes a ButterBurger better.
elkae: absolutely skittles energy
RayFK: Adam what the fuck
TwitchTVsFrank: Lol
Evil_John_Cena: @DrLigmaPhD Well there's Chicago
RayFK: Some things can't be taken back
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @definenull the braincell clocked out and went home hours ago
DEATHlikescats: Big Rowdy Boys
definenull: Adams getting fired... Again
nifleon: If you can go while you’re there in Minneapolis, hit up Fogo de Chao. It’s a Brazilian steakhouse; maybe the best meal I’ve had.
MegaDosX: I don't hate Broodlord here
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Fogo de Chao exists in amny cities
gamercat88: Fogo de Chao is also bomb
GhostofJeffGoldblum: but it is good
cheese_______man: Poor paul. with all the power to mute Adam's mic *hint* *hint*
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
shadowTECnology: @nifleon At the low low price of $79.99 a meal
thegitrogsquirrel: Yes
DEATHlikescats: Brazilian steakhouse goodness
gamercat88: meat sweats
BlindRift98: imagine LRR fighting over contracts wrestling style
photosinensis: MEAT.
shadowTECnology: Yes, like 5 blocks from the Convention Center
drkwhitewolf: MEAT'S BACK ON THE MENUE BOYS
WizardDanceParty: Get drunk on sword meat
definenull: Beef Ribs and Beans
Evil_John_Cena: There's always time to fill up on MEAT Ben
Earthenone: !flan
DrLigmaPhD: @Evil_John_Cena The Great Lakes are their own region with something actually going on
hd_dabnado: yeah you guys should defs get some Juicy Lucy's
Loonatic93: To give you boys context. Minneapolis is roughly 1/5 the size of Vancouver.
Evil_John_Cena: @DrLigmaPhD that's true
photosinensis: Meat sweats, then meat lrrBEEJ
as_ever_ellesandra: oh was this the "everyone got ben a cake" story? or was that a different buffet
hd_dabnado: the twin cities makes it bigger
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Loonatic93 Vancouver proper or the Vancouver metro area that includes all the cities
hd_dabnado: the whole metro is huge
bullseye3265: minneapolis is a fraction of the metro area
r10pez10: more like mini apolis
Earthenone: it is smaller than the big aplis
a_Weakling: So why are you going to minneapolis?
asthanius: It is MINI-apolis
keyforgealchemist: St. Paul AND Minneapolis
shadowTECnology: It is not, maybe St. Paul to Vancover, but the overall area is huge
r10pez10: paul is a saint?
MadWolf1290: Minni *proper* is small. MSP urban area is biiiiig
photosinensis: I'm used to sprawl.
Dog_of_Myth: @a_Weakling The next Magic Con.
a_Weakling: oh damn
NorthstarTex: I mean the entire Minneapolis Saint Paul (hence twin cities) combined are more formidable
Loonatic93: Vancouver is 2.2 million. Minne is roughly 400,000. Both within city limits.
drkwhitewolf: I live in a city that is the same size of vancouver give or take, but double the population density
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betweenmyself: Minneapolis is roughly the size of a small expanse of the empty void of space, and has just as many interesting attractions riffYeti
definenull: Edeot
EvilBadman: Homogeneous
BusTed: parnets
DEATHlikescats: In jokes as coolant
thraximore: parnets
shadowTECnology: @betweenmyself Clearly someone hasn't been there /eyeroll
DrLigmaPhD: Look I didn't expect to bring up a US population density map here, usually that is reserved for Republicans who aren't very bright, but the middle of the US is sometimes like... a guy per square mile. The cities... are not cities, they're kinda big towns
Evil_John_Cena: !Toxic
midnightcurryjazz: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
lackingsanity: @Loonatic93 the 2.2 million figure has to be the greater vancouver area, the city proper is more like 700k
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: Oh that made my skin crawl
koodooman: LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Loonatic93 2.3 mil is all the cities in vancouver mtro yeah
Mr_Horrible: "The story of a modern genius and business titan"
drkwhitewolf: how much money does he have to lose before I never have to hear about him again?
a_Weakling: sadly he couldnt tweet about it
hd_dabnado: 4d4d ches
RayFK: 4 dicks in the car doors
philippekav: beautiful memery sir!
as_ever_ellesandra: well more like 3 D now since one got slammed in the door
thraximore: you could say he experienced unscheduled disassembly
elkae: Rapid unplanned penile disassembly
drcthulu: he's gonna need 4d's nuts after the car door broke two of them
thraximore: too slow elkae LUL
elkae: Eff
elkae: PrideLaugh
definenull: Is red boat good?
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
elkae: seabatClap
Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 Ah... So I read that wrong then. My bad. Well, if it makes it any better. Minnesota has a larger population than British Columbia despite being much smaller in area.
thraximore: Ben won a game! FBtouchdown
betweenmyself: @shadowtecnology I *want* to go but they keep turning me away at the city limits for some strange reason BibleThump
RayFK: eat em up eat em up eat em up
Loonatic93: If Minnesota was a Canadian Providence, it would be the third most populous. Behind Quebec.
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Mr_Horrible: Wheeler just drafting in a fugue state
shadowTECnology: @betweenmyself lol /facepalm
elkae: Ah yes Canadian Providences
Dog_of_Myth: The one year @Pharmacistjudge also, good evening.
DrLigmaPhD: For some reason "Old Man Turner" made me imagine Adam as a 75 year old streamer dropping "What's up you fucking troglodytes?" looking like everyone's grandpa
as_ever_ellesandra: the fact that traumatic rev makes a 3/3 token if you take nothing is just good
lamina5432: Back from game night how’s the limited been
hd_dabnado: Duende?
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as_ever_ellesandra: when I played it earlier I just counted it as a 4 drop
AwesomeInABox: i wonder if op has sunfall
shadowTECnology: I can't wait for MagicCon. Hoping to play some sweet events I signed up for and meet people
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @DrLigmaPhD everyone's unsettlingly ripped grandpa
as_ever_ellesandra: and then in a situation like this when I get to take say, their sunfall
as_ever_ellesandra: it just feels good
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "mommy why does grandpa have washerboard abs"
DrLigmaPhD: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Because he's duilt bifferent, son
shadowTECnology: I wonder if Serge will be there? I know Graham and Kathleen will because they will do the Game Knights Live
APartofManny: when did gilbert godfrey join the squad?
Mr_Horrible: Youse want I should take da Boros cawd, Boss?
gamercat88: i thought it was harry artisan lolz
Loonatic93: @LoadingReadyRun If you are renting a car or somesuch while in Minneapolis. About a hour or so down US HWY 169 South of Minneapolis is an amazing Candy Store. A big yellow barn that is "Minnesota's Largest Candy Store." They will have their opening for the season on May 5th.
TheWriterAleph: @gamercat88 Harry, Artisan
MegaDosX: F
Mr_Horrible: an unwholesome moment
BatenicYork: FeelsGoodMan
shadowTECnology: If they drive out to Inver Grove Heights, there is an awesome pizza place called Old World Pizza too. One of my favorites
Loonatic93: I'm personally a huge fan of Davani's when it comes to Pizza.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's that time of night folks
Banrael: Too late
RayFK: I can't believe you hit me with the classic Dizzee Ben
Veste: none cards left pack?
shadowTECnology: They have some great pizza places in and around the cities
ShaneLeeAtk: Someone needs to make sure a hot dish is had.
definenull: Let's go
A_Dub888: @RayFK Dizzeez NUTS
EvilBadman: Keep the cymbals splashy
definenull: They've gone crazy with power
heartofgoldfish: oh no i didn't realize it was the famjam so when i got blown out by benny W's it was live D:
aiolian: paul can we add 9 W's
Earthenone: we need 9 more w's today
GhostofJeffGoldblum: TRUE, Adam
MegaDosX: Adam no
EvilBadman: No my sense of accomplishment!
v_nome: 3 cheers for nihilism!
Vampyre_Lord: hip hip, whats the point!
Earthenone: did lrr check your gamerscore as part of the interveiw process adam? :P
thraximore: dick to the doc to the phd, he's smarter than you, he's got a sCiEnCe dEgReE SingsNote
v_nome: @Vampyre_Lord Perfect!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Loonatic93: Also something that is a part of the Minnesota experience (in my opinion). 1919 Rootbeer.
Gadora: Oh, they check the gamer score /instead/ of an interview?
definenull: What a w
asthanius: “Says here you go to the same LGS I do”
TheWriterAleph: doogCLAPPING
MegaDosX: Welcome to the LRR Famjam, where everything's made up and the points don't matter
definenull: Or 69
HasturTheYellow: Keep the points at a solid 69
NotCainNorAbel: iirc Adam started as a way to babysit chat on Saturday Mornings
GhostofJeffGoldblum: nice
betweenmyself: The letter “W” is too much of a mouthful. Petition to change the pronunciation to “wub” for less vocal exhaustion. (Bonus: the url for many websites will sound like the start of a dubstep track) pennyWhat
James_LRR: That's exactly what I'll sound like. You have nailed all my mannerisms.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this man is drunk on wings
A_Dub888: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
MegaDosX: I promise nothing
definenull: snitch.tv
DrLigmaPhD: Here simulated: 3 45 year old dads at Buffalo Wild Wings pretending the know anything about MMA
Darleysam: That James has only been following since 2020, could be a fake
Buxx345: we don't talk about James-o o o o
EvilBadman: @James_LRR paid for that twitch verification checkmark😅
Vampyre_Lord: @betweenmyself that would also solve my pet peeve of saying "GSW" instead of "gun shot wound" even though GSW is longer to say
LaskoReadsComics: Bengineering knows who Leech from X-Men is, and I feel very happy
Earthenone: he knows it from marvel snap
Earthenone: as it hoses him
DrLigmaPhD: Ben youre being called out as a fake nerd and a Snap addict in chaty
MegaDosX: Gargantua to draw more cards?
Loonatic93: Are both Anafenza's in the set, or just the one with Bolster?
MegaDosX: @Loonatic93 Just the WW one
Dog_of_Myth: Just the one with Bolster
thraximore: why isn't your mind EMPTY yet??
MegaDosX: !card anafenza kin tree spirit
LRRbot: Anafenza, Kin-Tree Spirit [WW] | Legendary Creature — Spirit Soldier [2/2] | Whenever another nontoken creature enters the battlefield under your control, bolster 1.
definenull: Get rid of all earthly attachments
Loonatic93: Shame. I was hoping for The Goatmost.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: He's Ganandorf, not Gunandorf.
Earthenone: thats how you can tell the games were made in japan, not america
GhostofJeffGoldblum: dammit Paul
thraximore: nice paul
BusTed: v good
DrLigmaPhD: Cannondorf
hd_dabnado: sounds like a mecha character
MegaDosX: Paul that might be the best thing you've said all stream
Travilogue: In some of the art I've seen, Gannondorf has guns aplenty.
DrLigmaPhD: @Travilogue And a huge [CENSORED]
thraximore: track of land
MegaDosX: And the Khenra
TruPhantomAngel: @earthenone Naw, the folks at Sega always wanted to give Sonic a gun, but never could make it work. Shadow though…
Coogrr: Fairest lutri
asthanius: what the fark
DrLigmaPhD: The only story that doesn't get shorter if you give the main character a gun is Batman. It becomes this complex ethical BS instead of "Yeah this clown was committing mass murder so I shot him"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, when did James get here?
Earthenone: the back of this human is a werewolf?!
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