WiJohn: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Hi-Fi Rush) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
RockPusher: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #2287: "God! I'm almost to REAL-TIME!" —Ian [2016-04-12]
KeytarCat: !findquote time
LRRbot: Quote #6636: "That was a weird thing to say at this moment in time, Cameron." —Cameron [2019-12-21]
RockPusher: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #8002: "Adding words to it does not make it better." —Heather [2022-03-14]
KeytarCat: quote booz
KeytarCat:
azninsect: eyy its time for guitar beat-em-up
Newbiespud: Yeah, finally caught another one live!
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
TehAmelie: ahoy
azninsect: hawwo
duckace11: oh joy more of this chaos
RandomTrivia: I'm in no Rush to leave this game, it's a delight
AMuseOfFirebane: Finally caught up and can watch live!
Pteraspidomorphi: Welcome, AMuseOfFirebane
AMuseOfFirebane: Hello!
Pteraspidomorphi: Today should be good assuming normal pacing
ninja_theory_ashrams: The problem I had when I finished Hi-fi Rush, was that I wanted more Hi-fi Rush
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah, nothing quite measures up
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ninja_theory_ashrams: Game Pass was like, "since you liked Hi-fi Rush, try the Yakuza games"
Juliamon: lmao
DaxStrife: @ninja_theory_ashrams Did Game Pass get possessed by Ian?
RandomTrivia:
zerotkatama: Let's GOOOO
azninsect:
TehAmelie: g'day
Anaerin: "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie wipe the seatie"
RockPusher: Well now we know how to poison Ian
Juliamon: I say "why the fuck is there a sprinkle here"
RandomTrivia: Rip Ian, he died as he lived (eating mystery desk sprinkle)
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ninja_theory_ashrams: Mmmmm community sprinkles
NonjaBiru: Don't you put it in your mouth
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
azninsect: but Ian, desk sprinkles...
gualdhar: now Ian puts the sprinkle in his mouth
SquareDotCube: !findquote Ian,
LRRbot: Quote #6019: "I'm gonna assume you're telling the truth because you're not Ian." —Heather [2019-04-29]
gualdhar: why not the trash?
Juliamon: Sprinkles do not stale
mtvcdm: By the commercial I guarantee you Ian eats them
Juliamon: I would argue they START stale
NightValien28: given enough time anything can go stale
SaxPython:
SquareDotCube: sugar in non-crystaliine form can go stale.
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all. Looking forward to more Hi-Fi Rush
ninja_theory_ashrams: It can ferment?
DeChunkandFriends: N. Hyronate, the new Crash Bandicoot villain
ArcOfTheConclave: sprinkles have an arbitrarily long shelf life
azninsect: theyre not on the desk, they no longer exist
Anaerin: Sprinkles are effectively "Shelf Stable"
mtvcdm: I look forward for them to be knocked over
RandomTrivia:
We've started pretty high on the Rhythm Cafe Cursed Scale this week
OakPi: Don't talk about sprinkles Club
Pteraspidomorphi: Tango
Anaerin: Tango Softworks.
RandomTrivia: IAN
RockPusher: Somebody get this man some fresh sprinkles!
mtvcdm: Hi-Fi Rush is the fresh sprinkles of videogames
Anaerin: "Back in"? We're STILL in 2023.
mtvcdm: !youtube
Invitare: I'm watching in 2025
SaxPython: Floor Sprinkles, coming to a LRL near you!
RandomTrivia: Hot damn that was smooth
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Anaerin: Also LRRVG
RockPusher: … are we sure Ian didn't lick the sprinkles?
CururuGuasu: Sounds fake
OakPi:
get on with it 
nevermore913: I love Ian
RandomTrivia: @RockPusher I think we're pretty sure Ian *DID* lick the sprinkles
mtvcdm: Ian, you ate the sprinkles, you have to wake up
TheMerricat:
Invitare: everything is now owned by the largest company of all: Loading Ready Run
Dog_of_Myth:
Ian, never stop being you. 
RandomTrivia: !quote 7000
LRRbot: Quote #7000: "Ian, never stop being Ian." —Kathleen [2020-06-17]
TehAmelie: wow this game would be so weird on mute
DeChunkandFriends: "Okay, now it's called broadcasting because these things called 'TV Stations' sent out things called shows and-"
Anaerin: Oh, I don't know, it has a visual metronome. Not to mention literally everything in the background bopping to the beat...
RandomTrivia:
(I love that the *BLORF* frame is still on someone's screen 
)
Invitare:
Inverted X axis 
Pteraspidomorphi: I wonder who wants that?
azninsect:
Inverted X-axis
SquareDotCube: Maybe they hold the controller upside-down
TheMerricat: Why do we even have that switch?
SnowBunSarah: "Hero" is perhaps a strong word for what that theoretical person is
Anaerin: That fourth wall's looking a little shaky.
RandomTrivia: "a previous optional conversation" god this game is excellent
SocraticMethod: "Point of view character"
NightValien28: fourth wall, what fourth wall
OakPi: these conversations are absolutely brilliant
RandomTrivia: @Anaerin Oh we knocked that through ages ago
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RandomTrivia: @Anaerin Now we just have a fourth Pros. Arch
RandomTrivia: PFFFFT
Dog_of_Myth:
azninsect:
DaxStrife: Ooof, robot burn.
DaxStrife: Late night boss fight.
RandomTrivia: GOOD KITTY
Anaerin: Best kitty.
SocraticMethod: I think these lines play whenever you return to base mid-mission, so this line could play at the start of Mimosa's level
Anaerin: Yes, it's mid-fight.
SnowBunSarah: I have seen that kitty for all of 10 minutes, but if anything happens to the kitty, I'll kill everyone in this chat and then myself
Newbiespud: Yep, the big bosses have checkpoints and it's kinda great
RockPusher:
Right back to the checkpoint - good checkpointing game 
SocraticMethod: Checkpoints! Best part about continue, worst part about trying to no-hit bosses
Invitare: You little rUNt
NightValien28: perfect parries
Newbiespud: @SocraticMethod You can no-hit them one phase at a time, and it'll still count
RockPusher: No slappy!
SocraticMethod: Wait, they patched that in?
Invitare: Korsica makes the stunning way easier too
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: Literally trying to slap sense into CHai
Newbiespud: @SocraticMethod I think that was base behavior
KeytarCat: Dodged the EQ wave twice !
SocraticMethod:
@Newbiespud Really? Because that was so much wasted time on QA-1MIL restarts 
RandomTrivia:
Newbiespud: @SocraticMethod I'm sorry for your loss. I did my no-hit runs on either 1.0 or 1.1 and never saw a patch note about it, so I'm fairly certain the allowance was standard behavior
Loonatic93: While this seems like an immensely frustrating boss battle to fight... It is really fun to watch.
RockPusher: Mimosa got hands!
RandomTrivia: That is a VERY short DPS phase
Newbiespud: There are some mechanics the game expects you to use more aggressively that make this boss easier to manage, but... (shrug)
SocraticMethod: @Loonatic93 Chai has tools to deal with Mimosas' BS. But I don't want to backseat
Anaerin: Partner call-ins might help?
TheMerricat: We're just 20 minutes in chat, let Heather get her groove back.
Pteraspidomorphi:
Well, the first 10 were Sprinkle Cafe
BrowneePoints: Oh yea I forgot this is the Fiona Apple song
RockPusher: Ian "Defence is for chumps" Horner
15 raiders from Tenecstasy have joined!
Loonatic93: "Defense is for Blockers"
KeytarCat: That multiparry gets you so many points
SmithKurosaki: Hi raiders
thragile: What province
KeytarCat: There is a tell, but yeah fast fight fasty
Pteraspidomorphi: I mentioned this two weeks ago but this was the hardest fight in the game for me, no idea how you're supposed to do it properly either
HideousToaster: edward island
shurtal: god i love this boss fight's streamer moad song
KeytarCat:
@SmithKurosaki 
BrowneePoints: So yea chat, the Normal version of this song is the same band, but it's a cover of a Fiona Apple song
SquareDotCube: I wonder if it's a dodge forward if Dark Souls games have taught me anything
SmithKurosaki:
@keytarcat how goes
KeytarCat: Too much peanut butter and too high temperature, but solid mental space
SocraticMethod:
Don't forget that Chai has a grappling hook to close down the distance
SmithKurosaki: Neat I'm just waking up from a nap
Loonatic93: Is it "Sleep to Dream"? Probably not, I suppose.
Anaerin: @SocraticMethod Yes, but being close gets you slapped.
Loonatic93: @SocraticMethod Just like in real life!
Invitare: unless she's slapping as a response to distance...
SocraticMethod: @Anaerin once the shield gets down, the actual vulnerability phase is pretty quick.
mtvcdm: It's not long.
BrowneePoints: you should
KeytarCat: @SocraticMethod There's a wind-up for the slap, so if we figure that out cqc should work
RoastedGravy: Remember the basics of CQC
RoastedGravy:
DrLigmaPhD: @RoastedGravy Impromptu tracheotomy?
Loonatic93: If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a slap.
SocraticMethod: There we go!
KeytarCat: That was a good damage phase!
SocraticMethod: Wait, the EQ attack has a range?
SocraticMethod: @Izandai They know
Anaerin: It does indeed.
Izandai: Mmm
RoastedGravy: Look, it's a war of attrition.
mtvcdm: They know, we're just at the point of cheesing it to try and get past it.
RoastedGravy: Sooner or later, Mimosa's gonna go down.
Pteraspidomorphi: Nice
SaxPython:
RoastedGravy: Noice
RoastedGravy:
Critterbot: The stream's category needs to be changed, it's still set to Just Chatting.
teejayrivers:
Dog_of_Myth:
azninsect:
SmithKurosaki:
KeytarCat: Heck yeah!
BrowneePoints: Wait for it
RoastedGravy: She ded
NightValien28: we just murdered a person
BrowneePoints: So this is the first boss that just DIES
satyropodobny: Yay! Murder!
SaxPython:
adept_nekomancer: And then she went to space
Pteraspidomorphi: Yet another murder
SocraticMethod: Time to cut down on managerial class
Izandai: @BrowneePoints Rekka also explodes.
DrLigmaPhD: So did she just like.... meat confetti
EricTheOrange: woo yeah
Loonatic93: I have to think that someone in development is a fan of FLCL.
NightValien28: BrowneePoints didn't rekka blow up as well?
Juliamon: I thought Rekka also died
kusinohki: meows
TheMerricat: Wow they make those pass keys really strong too.
SaxPython: Looks like Team Vandalay is blasting off again
Invitare: would you like an answer?
SocraticMethod: Zanzo is also implied to die from hitting the servers
BrowneePoints: oh yea Rekka did explode
BrowneePoints: and Zanzo hits the servers but is unconscious
BrowneePoints: oh hey! It's the 3rd most lusted after character in the game!
Anaerin: Oh don't worry, we'll get Roquefort.
TheMerricat Oldmans: "Everybody!!!"
BrowneePoints: no i'm dead serious, Macaron, Rekka and Roquefort had the internet in a MESS
Juliamon: Roquefort has big daddy energy
RoastedGravy: IT'S SERGE
adept_nekomancer: Coffee: Serious business
NightValien28: shame that they only have decaf
Anaerin: Not to mention Korsica.
Greyah: Too bad the coffee is decaf only.
RoastedGravy: No wait, it's Snerge!
SnowBunSarah: Come on now, the cafe was an obvious exception to "everything"
SmithKurosaki:
You mean 
?
RoastedGravy: WE FOUND SNERGE
BrowneePoints: Korsica is in a distant 4th @Anaerin
DrLigmaPhD: You mean to tell me this useless twink can't make coffee at home? Yeah that tracks
BrowneePoints: @Juliamon Oh just wait
Anaerin: Oh yes. This...
CAKHost: Those dang office emails. XD
TheMerricat: Oh no oh no I remember this part from Wiggins...
RockPusher:
Newbiespud: I love this part.
RoastedGravy: o no
mtvcdm: Heavy artillery, eh?
Newbiespud: It was made for me.
SnowBunSarah: *Remembers getting emails for a job role I left over a year prior* Yea, that tracks.
EricTheOrange: so chat do you know the rule of conservation of humor? a few of you will lauge very hard soon.
BrowneePoints: so yea Mimosa's boss theme is normally a cover of Fiona Apple's Fast As You Can
SocraticMethod: OH hey, Name That Reference part II, Electric Boogaloo
KeytarCat: Peppermint puts a lot of weight on her bio-leg
Greyah: I love this plan.
BrowneePoints: Wow! Someone created tech to help people's lives and someone else in the company said screw that and monetize it! *just like real life*
mtvcdm: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
DaxStrife: I've already finished this, but I'm looking forward to seeing what the "streamer mode" replacement for the next licensed song section will be.
NightValien28:
simple plan 
SnowBunSarah: Exhaustive List of Chai's plans that go well: . End of list.
SocraticMethod: @BrowneePoints IIRC Armstrong was free to get people into the ecosystem, as per first few levels
chaostreader: Create the plan. Execute the plan. Expect the plan to go wrong. Throw away the plan.
BrowneePoints: @SocraticMethod My lips are sealed since I've seen the whole game.
KeytarCat: @SocraticMethod enshittification!
Newbiespud: Chai channeling Ian for this section
NightValien28: chai is outside the skybox
DaxStrife: Korsica, do not ask to see Chai's box/sphere.
SocraticMethod: @SnowBunSarah dunno, plan "Murder the bosses" seems to be going well
OakPi: How people talk to me on a regular basis part 8, verse 3, section 1, paragraph T, what is up with you
SaxPython: #Boxless #Orb
SnowBunSarah: @SocraticMethod That's not really a 'plan', more an 'objective'
BrowneePoints: ah yes Ian. Moebius Marketing
Anaerin: It's difficult to 3D print a letterhead.
Anaerin: Let alone a GIF.
Loonatic93: A Mathematical "Hyper Logo?"
Pteraspidomorphi: Maybe when extended reality is more widespread
Newbiespud: Text and images on a 2D plane is unfortunately still the most optimized form of information delivery
DrLigmaPhD: Ian you've created a GIF
shurtal: you could even call the logo Non Fungible! /s
SocraticMethod: @SocraticMethod No, it's just the happy coincidence that both are the same
TheMerricat: And then you can sue everyone in the world because their logos are all parts of your own logo just at different time steps.....
BrowneePoints: Get it done Ian. Call that Direct Tesseraction
RoastedGravy: Professional secret-keeper
Pteraspidomorphi: But he always tells the truth, even when it hurts!
BrowneePoints: Client Confidentiality. It's kind of PART OF THE JOB
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Don't wall into frozen water.
Critterbot: The category should be changed to Hi-Fi Rush!, no?
Juliamon: The category will be updated in due time
Juliamon: For now it is fun watching Chai accidentally flirting
Raincoast_Bear: Kaka - lated?
Loonatic93: Macaron kinda reminds me of Wasabi from BH6. Personality and whatnot.
RoastedGravy: I am also good with money
RockPusher:
line go up and to the right
BrowneePoints: I mean, Zanzo and Roquefort reminds me of Eizouken
RoastedGravy: (Note: I am lying)
BrowneePoints: the realities of Production
BrowneePoints: also chat if you've never watched Eizouken, what are you doing? Go watch it.
Newbiespud: Here we go indeed.
superkeaton: IT'S TIME
Greyah: This level is probably my favorite in the game. I wonder how it holds up in streamer mode.
DrLigmaPhD: That's just being an economist. Tell us about the complext interactions of this made up thing please.
teejayrivers: yesssss
Pteraspidomorphi: Ah yes
Anaerin: Yes, this is a reference. A deliberate one.
EricTheOrange: sooooo who in chat gets this reference
Invitare: oh this is a massive reference to Xeno... saga I think it was
mtvcdm: Catapult
CururuGuasu: Wow. It’s the last disk of Xenogears…
shurtal: Welcome to the Second Disc of Xenogears everyone!
NightValien28: EricTheOrange I sure don't
BrowneePoints: Yep. Xenogears reference
CururuGuasu: Deep cut
CAKHost: XENOGEARS
SocraticMethod: So funny backstory: Tango devs ran out of resources and time for next sequence, so they cribbed from the best.
shurtal: i CACKLED when this cutscene happened
satyropodobny: Willie E. Coyotee schhol of planning
shurtal: SO HAPPY
NightValien28: if it works in secret of mana it works in real like
CAKHost: XD
Newbiespud: This blew my mind.
RoastedGravy:
ninja_theory_ashrams: Black box theater cutscene
mtvcdm: I love the synthwave moon
BrowneePoints: "And that's how Chai FUCKING DIED"
jpost042: "snuck" through
SocraticMethod: And this is the less well executed part of the reference
Dog_of_Myth:
Newbiespud: I mean, that's also true to Disc 2 though
CAKHost: And it all happened off camera!
DaxStrife: I want to believe that an entire section of gameplay *was* planned, but they thought it would be funnier to do this instead.
SnowBunSarah: Whoops, accidentally set the cannon's lift to 5.47 degrees instead of 54.7 degrees and launched Chai at the side of the building
NightValien28: do we question why QA has a cannon in the rooftop ?
ninja_theory_ashrams: Hackers, get ready to slice the mainframe
BrowneePoints: Do you REMEMBER who head of QA was? @NightValien28
Newbiespud: @NightValien28 Rekka. Mimosa. Fireworks. Take your pick.
TheMerricat: I mean look at their security guards night
Anaerin: To launch the fireworks, do pay attention.
SocraticMethod: @DaxStrife Sort of, Tango ran out of dev time so they decided on the fitting Xenogears refererence
Loonatic93: If you had a cannon, would you put it on your rooftop?
BrowneePoints: This is the Music God's perfect Bass Tone
mtvcdm: Why would we question a thing like a cannon on the rooftop? Doesn't everyone have one?
NightValien28: BrowneePoints that answer ten of the fifteen questions I have
BrowneePoints: and you can't convince me otherwise
SaxPython: This would be awesome DLC. I don't know if DLC was planned, but that would be the most thoughtful DLC I've ever seen.
Newbiespud: OH MY GOD I never noticed the sun was vaporwave'd, and I've played this like eight times through
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BrowneePoints: DLC? Pfft. I hope this did well enough Bethesda shovels money at Tango for a sequel
mtvcdm: careful he says
teejayrivers: Boop!
NightValien28: BrowneePoints I want eight more sequels and an anime
CAKHost: Oh did you reuse the Vandely Arrows?
Loonatic93: @NightValien28 And a crossover with No Straight Roads.
NightValien28: Loonatic93 yaaaaah!
iarethel0ser: Progress bar eternally stuck at 99%. Been there.
BrowneePoints: Let's just keep it to a simple Sequel atm
azninsect:
Newbiespud: From the top!
laundreydhull: ah, the cyberpunk bird...
CAKHost: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
KeytarCat: Firebirds! Energy weapons~
SocraticMethod: VU-REV, VU-T0R1 revised
Pteraspidomorphi: Nice
RoastedGravy: Niiiiiice
NightValien28: first try
Invitare: 808 is so hyped
NightValien28: 808 so happy
ninja_theory_ashrams: Wait until they get a load of Chai
SocraticMethod: Shot a dimensions out of him
SmithKurosaki:
Is Chai trying to be a guardian? 
BrowneePoints: okay that transition was perfect
CAKHost: Also this isn't Secret of Mana
BrowneePoints: Alright. So this next section is NORMALLY Invaders Must Die by The Prodigy.
mtvcdm: Owie
jpost042: the cafe
Newbiespud: Hardest Forehead in the West
mtvcdm: HAHAHAHA
Anaerin: Yes, the transitions between 3D and 2D are fantastic.
SocraticMethod: Lol bigfoot reference.
CAKHost: XD
laundreydhull: & everybody sees you...
Newbiespud: WE ARE THE PRODIGY
DrLigmaPhD: The bigfoot pose
mtvcdm: Good news, the cafe is open!
SocraticMethod: To compost extra food, this was told in last mission
BrowneePoints: do yall like THE PRODIGY!?
Invitare: Kale did this to himself too. He ordered the cafe opened
ArcOfTheConclave: food fight!
Anaerin: Unfortunately, no Prodigy here, thanks to Streamer mode. Still, awesome soundtrack and fight.
ninja_theory_ashrams: Food isn't going to compost itself
DeChunkandFriends: Ian, if you don't program them to need breaks, you can't later take breaks away from them.
SocraticMethod: I think this track is the most blatant "Licensed track at home". Not that it's bad but it's no Prodigy
BrowneePoints: As a huge Musician/Musicophile, KNOWING the source music it's amazing how well they spoofed the inspiration. The in house band is in-freakin-credible
Invitare: yeah this scene with the licensed track is very good
SocraticMethod: Like, slap new vocals and you've got Wierd Al parody
DaxStrife: @SocraticMethod 100% accurate.
RoastedGravy: BADS
teejayrivers: NOPE
Anaerin: @BrowneePoints Yes, they did a fantastic job.
SocraticMethod: and THE BEST BOY
CAKHost: Chef Fight!
NightValien28: beautiful
BrowneePoints: LITERAL IRON CHEF
mtvcdm: We found the Next Level Chef!
RockPusher: Allez Cuisine!!!
SocraticMethod: Dual wielding pan and spatula like a boss
BrowneePoints: Today on Iron Chef the secret Ingredient is....CHAIIIIII!
Invitare: now who will cook the food!
SocraticMethod: Aww, who will make borgers now
Invitare: the cafe will need to be closed after all
NightValien28: damn nice
DrLigmaPhD: Where's the barista-bot?
Loonatic93: Looks like the Iron Chef just got CHOPPED! Eh? Eh?
SocraticMethod: @DrLigmaPhD dead in previous section, sorry
CAKHost: It was the competition cafe. There can only be one cafe on the Rhythm Cafe
CAKHost: *In the cafe? Sure
BrowneePoints: look as a Midwesterner I'm just glad we have a rep in Chef Izard
mtvcdm: Thus concludes Chai's Grocery Games
BrowneePoints: OMG
BrowneePoints: CHAI FIERI
BrowneePoints: the joke was RIGHT THERE
adept_nekomancer: So many mondays
RoastedGravy: Monday 1–4
NightValien28: BrowneePoints perfect 10\10
NightValien28: how does that even work??
RoastedGravy: I love there were four Mondays there.
mtvcdm: Of course I'm looking for salad cupcakes now
SnowBunSarah: Cupcake salad? I'm intensely curious
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
SocraticMethod: I mean, Fruit Salad is a thing. And that has nothing to do with greens
ninja_theory_ashrams: Cupcake salad, I picture potato salad with cake and frosting instead of potato and mayo
BrowneePoints: I mean, you could deconstruct a Strawberry Shortcake Cupcake to basically be a salad
Loonatic93: @BrowneePoints For chefs? There's also Andrew Zimmerman.
RoastedGravy:
Your email writing game is WEAK, bruh.
BrowneePoints: @Loonatic93 Iron Chefs
CAKHost: I'm assuming a cupcake salad is just smashed cupcake. It's still a cupcake, but you kinda feel sad it isn't in cupcake form still.
Loonatic93: @BrowneePoints DOH!!!! My bad.
CAKHost: Thanks Hint Fridge
SocraticMethod: Poor SCR-UB, just fell down infinite hole
SaxPython:
@MTV 
NightValien28: mtvcdm bleargh
CAKHost: "This recipe is formulated for cupcakes, and is not suitable for a cake" SIR
flatluigi: this stage got invaders must die stuck in my head for weeks
adept_nekomancer: Just in time
Dog_of_Myth:
SocraticMethod: And the encore!
BrowneePoints: Yea the current roster is Michael Symon, Stephanie Izard, Alex Guarnaschelli, Jose Garces, Marc Forgione, Geoffrey Zakarian and of course the Legendary Masaharu Morimoto(I think Flay stepped down in S12) @Loonatic93
NightValien28: under the wire
flatluigi: we are the prodigy
SocraticMethod: You can almost hear "WE ARE THE PRODIGY" sample
flatluigi: i think the non-licensed tracks are good approximations but the run from this stage to the end i just wholly prefer the licensed tracks
Loonatic93: @BrowneePoints Unfortuantely, I spoke without realizing your context. Never watched the show. I just watch "Chopped."
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm feeling sorry for the robot!
SocraticMethod: @flatluigi big same
BrowneePoints: I watched a LOT of Iron Chef growing up
Loonatic93: Oh, and Diners Driveins and Dives.
BrowneePoints: if you wanna see some world class chefs have to pull some bs out of their butt for a 5 course meal at a high level, Iron Chef is way worth it. Even if it's a bit overproduced
CAKHost: Because of the Sonic Lego earlier, I think that's the older brother to the lizard bots from the Sonic Games.
BrowneePoints: did anyone mention the items are buyable multiple times for the items section?
SocraticMethod: YOu have 300k gears, maybe more upgrade slots?
chaostreader: ^
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah the "items" are not consumables
Pteraspidomorphi: (as such)
RockPusher: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #2820: "I do not want to be held responsible for what people learn on that show." —Ian, of Tinker, Tailor, Solder, Fry [2016-06-15]
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CAKHost: After break. c:
Anaerin: Instructions unclear, radiator now filled with engine oil.
Loonatic93:
I prefer to swap other people's fluids. 
mtvcdm: I do like that Iron Chef kicked off a whole entire genre. It was meant to have the absolute top chefs create new stuff with an unlimited-budget kitchen... and now who knows how many random restaurants feature some menu item they came up with on the fly on an episode of Chopped or whatnot.
SocraticMethod: @Anaerin Urgh, it's almost worse than other way around. Three words: motor oil jell-o.
Loonatic93: I will always love Chopped, if for nothing else, giving us a episode where someone tried to deep-fry Lutefisk.
mtvcdm: I miss Cutthroat Kitchen
Loonatic93: It didn't work. It did not work.
Anaerin: Oh, I know. Our car recently decided it was too much like work keeping it's fluids separate, so we got chocolate milkshake in our radiator and oil pan.
BrowneePoints: I miss Triple D
Loonatic93: Triple D was really great as well!
BrowneePoints: As much as Guy is a good host for game shows
BrowneePoints: him just going around uplifting small Mom and Pop's was great
mtvcdm: It turns out the absolute worst thing you can do to a cook is... just handing them someone else's station mid-cook and making them finish whatever they were making.
BrowneePoints: Cutthroat Kitchen was a bit too Jump the Shark for me
mtvcdm: Every single time someone had to swap a station, inevitably it was 'what the hell was this person even *doing?*'
SocraticMethod: Oh right, the green lizard that Cori fought was ARM-D11, KEM-ONO prototype variant
BrowneePoints: so yea when you go to the Items section
BrowneePoints: you can buy the health upgrades etc multiple times
Anaerin: Clearly you're not a gamer, Ian, you look up.
SmithKurosaki: ^^
SocraticMethod: Aren't that anti-gamer?
BrowneePoints: Gamers, like Pigs, don't look up
Loonatic93: Whose business? Not yours!
SnowBunSarah: Looking up? That's gotta be a gamer crime
RockPusher: Ah-ah-ah… Up‽ Nani‽
RockPusher:
Actually, this is Ian so it's actually looking down but the controls are just wrong
Anaerin: NG+. So yes, second runthrough, with all the unlocks you already had.
BrowneePoints: oh quiet you Nepo Baby
SmithKurosaki: Indeed Brownee
mtvcdm: k
SocraticMethod: Sideways mobility: Upwards mobility for the rich!
Loonatic93: Confession time: I really like eating the Tempura Chicken that comes from typical Sweet 'n Sour Chicken like they're Nuggies. No Rice nor Sauce. Just plain.
BrowneePoints: I mean, he's also, if his sister is to go by, a super intelligent nepo baby...BUT STILL A NEPO BABY!
SocraticMethod:
You can make it depressed
SnowBunSarah: Birb says no
mtvcdm: I always refer to my friends as "summons"
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SocraticMethod: @mtvcdm not "minions" or "raise skeletons"?
Anaerin: Suddenly political there.
RockPusher:
ninja_theory_ashrams: I don't even think Mike Pence's friends refer to Mike Pence
SocraticMethod: "Call me Magic Mike" "Never call me again Mr Pence"
CAKHost: Yep I remember that XD
SnowBunSarah: "Do whatever I need to do?" you say? Okay, brb, launching nuke into the atrium
Loonatic93: You're a weird office!
mtvcdm: Can you imagine working in an office where the walls just constantly bounce up and down like that?
Anaerin: Very Mondrian-inspired wall dividers.
BrowneePoints: Technically it's implied Chai's powers are making the walls bounce @mtvcdm
ninja_theory_ashrams: I don't want it spoiled for me, but I am so curious what the streamer friendly track for Roquefort sounds like
RandomTrivia:
NightValien28: spicy take
saucemaster5000: some things cost an arm and a leg
SocraticMethod: @ninja_theory_ashrams It's the same track but pastiche
Anaerin: Pair Programming, Ian?
NightValien28: I feel that was a take on all the lay offs gaming companies were doing
Anaerin: Bugs are the QA tester's problem.
SocraticMethod: @LoadingReadyRun this game has photo mode in pause menu
SnowBunSarah: Bugs? You mean motivation for consumers to buy new stuff?
RandomTrivia:
Ian, please, stop trying to upskirt Chai
ThatGenieProblem: Tubular!
BrowneePoints: I think you can buy more life pieces at the next store point too
Anaerin: Lucille, please.
Juliamon: Having to resummon every time you flub a summon is kinda frustrating
Invitare: no bully Scrub
mtvcdm: there were TEARS Ian
SocraticMethod: @Juliamon the timing is pretty generous
Dog_of_Myth: !store
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAAHHA
squ3e: Is this a good game for someone who can't naturally keep rythm? Seems like the little bot guy might help
Anaerin: TANGOlian rail. Nice.
shurtal: does it have a watermark?
Pteraspidomorphi: Good question
CAKHost:
Thanks Bess 
DaxStrife: Unfortunately no.
Gamshyd: is tongolian rail a real font though?
ArcOfTheConclave: serialied lrr hoodies?
ThatGenieProblem: That was actually an unauthorized link so I assume it was a scam XD
Juliamon: It's a question for Beej
mayman_: there's no merch at all yet
RockPusher: … things
CAKHost: Is there an achievement for smashing all the vending machines?
mtvcdm: Not seeing any Heather
BrowneePoints: so from what I've seen Heather, there's not a lot of merch yet
SocraticMethod: @squ3e Sort of. You can have on-screen metronome active and lower difficulties are pretty generous with combat timing. It's the puzzle sections that can be frustrating because they require multiple on-beat inputs
BrowneePoints: cuz Bethesda did NOT realize how big this game would end up
azninsect:
no merch 
BrowneePoints: which...thinking on how this game was SHADOW DROPPED
BrowneePoints: makes sense
DaxStrife:
The only thing I've seen of 808 (the cat) is disturbing rule 34 art.
mtvcdm: 'Wait, we need to make MERCH for this game? Oh shit.'
squ3e: thanks @SocraticMethod
shurtal: i pad on pench
RockPusher:
SnowBunSarah: @DaxStrife Oh my.
Invitare: RIP ipad on the bench
BrowneePoints: oh yea I'm betting their marketing team was SCRAMBLING to make merch in February
Snowcookies:
They probably want to make sure the game is popular before making merch
BrowneePoints: Nah, usually your merch term coincides with game launch. @Snowcookies
SocraticMethod: @squ3e I think the best option would be try it on the gamepass or check it out on sale
Anaerin:
Try not being on fire?
BrowneePoints: like, it's hard to overstate just HOW much of an Out Of Nowhere success this game was
Loonatic93: Does Korsaca have a brother named Will? Or perhaps a sister named Rowen?
Anaerin: Yeah, this game was dropped the day (the minute) it was announced.
SocraticMethod: @DaxStrife Didn't help that Official Valentine's day tweet was highly reminding of "A cat is fine too"
CAKHost: \o/
mtvcdm: This is the absolute epitome of just... trusting that your game is good and that people will want to play it.
CAKHost: First Break!
Anaerin: Time to go Shadow of the Collossus on Kale.
CAKHost: Knock. His. Block. Off!
CAKHost: \o/
mtvcdm: Yep
BrowneePoints: So yea if you want at this station, I THINK you can spend more money on life upgrades etc
SnowBunSarah: An evil moustache? More like a clown nose
Newbiespud: INCREASE SPENDING?!?!?
RoastedGravy: And that was the last we saw of that employee
mtvcdm: I'm sure that meeting went fine
azninsect: a...landline phone?!
CAKHost: Phone enemy?
Anaerin: Snake?!
azninsect: in this day and age? in this part of the country? localised entirely within this cutscene?
SocraticMethod: Yes!
mtvcdm: Let the red mist descend!
shurtal: Yes. It's always a budget joke with Roquefort
CAKHost: Why did you buy so much red ink, dude?!
Newbiespud: sToNkS
SocraticMethod: Roquefort is a finance pun after finance pun
ThatGenieProblem: Never learn, Chai. Please never learn.
SocraticMethod: Foreshadowing!
Anaerin: *zips lips*
DaxStrife: Real John Wick 3 vibes from that room.
BrowneePoints: Get ready to see why Roquefort beat out Korsica as top 3 Character Designs for this game on the internet
Loonatic93: I would going to buy some Crimson paint, but I had too much Red Ink.
RoastedGravy: BURN
Dog_of_Myth:
shurtal: that was ACTUALLY GOOD Chai!
mtvcdm: Into the dragon's den!
SocraticMethod: Psych! It was a werewolf daddy boss, not samurai rushdown!
ninja_theory_ashrams: Robot statue misdirect
ThatGenieProblem: Roquefort is already dead, he's just too rude to admit it
Edgarware: awoooo
azninsect: awoooooo
CAKHost: The Bluff?
shurtal: I'ts a BEAST MACHINE
BrowneePoints: WEREWOLF GUNDAM
mtvcdm: The wolf of Wall Street!
azninsect: UH
Newbiespud: CYBER-WEREWOLF
azninsect: tail?!
SocraticMethod: The werewolf of wall street
whitefirecomix: Hard-were wolf
Anaerin: Also: THE SOUNDTRACK!
ThatGenieProblem: *And* the tie
BrowneePoints: and NOW you know why he beat out Korsica
CAKHost: That's certainly new!
Invitare: classical music in a rhythm game? More likely than you think
CAKHost: ANd he still has a tie!
Newbiespud: Bay Transformers slow-mo sound effects, because of course
squ3e: oh this voice actor is also the cat in RWBY!
azninsect: awoooo
Edgarware: I like his big tie
gualdhar: he'd do your taxes by eating the IRS man
SocraticMethod: @Invitare it's a remix of a remix of a Beethoven's tracks
SnowBunSarah: He'd definitely get to the meat of the issues you've having
Newbiespud: This man has murdered an IRS auditor
RoastedGravy: Talk about a Wolf of Wall Street
ThatGenieProblem: He understands every claws
SmithKurosaki: @ThatGenieProblem And clawbacks
BrowneePoints: and yes the Licensed version is Wolfgang Gartner's Wolfgang's Fifth(remix)
mtvcdm: Eat the rich!
laundreydhull: NO U
BrowneePoints: wait for it
SocraticMethod: Get ready to be uncomfortable
Loonatic93: !adult
LRRbot: I need a better adult!
Juliamon: hot
NightValien28: they had fun with that transformation animation
Dog_of_Myth:
SnowBunSarah: Oh my~
Newbiespud: The suspiciously wealthy furry has logged on
KeytarCat: Oh...
Anaerin: Welcome to Verse 2.
saucemaster5000: Well THAT made me look up from work
BrowneePoints: I mean, he DOES have the world's most advanced Fursuit
mtvcdm: Hey, we made second phase.
SmithKurosaki: ^THis
mtvcdm: You know, this vault is weirdly empty.
BrowneePoints: BEAM STRUGGLE
mtvcdm: Shouldn't there be, like, money in this vault?
Newbiespud: @mtvcdm We'll get there
BrowneePoints: This is the security boxes @mtvcdm
SocraticMethod: @mtvcdm It's not really a vault, more like room for safety deposit boxes
SmithKurosaki:
They must be loaded to have LCD screen security boxes
Anaerin: LCD Bank System, the accountancy-focused brother to LCD SoundSystem
NightValien28: he vented!!!
SnowBunSarah: @mtvcdm Money? Like, physical money? In this time period? It's clearly all digital
BusTed: He's pretty spry.
laundreydhull: You pay up, dinghus! Playing the imperial march theme ye olde man!
SquareDotCube: adjusting the lasers like spreadsheet cells
SocraticMethod: Get ready for the best line in the game
azninsect:
BrowneePoints: but yea this is why Korsica is unfortunately 4th in the internet's fave characters from this game. They gave us a handsome Big punch Nerd, Big Wrestle Lady who speaks in all caps, and Silver Daddy Aussie Werewolf in a Suit
Newbiespud: So, you asked about a vault full of physical money...
Anaerin: Welcome to Verse 3.
mtvcdm: There we go
SocraticMethod: there it is
mtvcdm: Now THIS is a BANK VAULT
Newbiespud: I can't believe the transformation is in-engine
BrowneePoints: Jesus Christ that transformation animation
BrowneePoints: the animators who did that deserve a raise
SmithKurosaki: Yea is VERY good
Anaerin: Yup. And in full 3D too.
mayman_: will they finish this and end of will they also go after kale?
Juliamon: Twitch compression is jealous of that wealth
Newbiespud: Clearly a Wealth Elemental
SocraticMethod: ~foreshadowing~
azninsect: Twitch compression plz
BrowneePoints: well the entire bot is inside him Heather, so think how dense he is. @LoadingReadyRun
mtvcdm: When you own a bank vault full of money you gain physical control over it.
Juliamon: I mean, he looked like he was entirely robot
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TheVoxtric: but is he richer than scrooge mcduck
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SnowBunSarah: The tail helping with balance
Invitare: all Accountants can do that. It's a basic skill for that class
SaxPython:
Something something Wolf of Wall Street 
mayman_: BONJ
SocraticMethod: Wolf got Bonked
mtvcdm: Heads of finance gain elemental powers over money.
mayman_: Bonk*
BrowneePoints: we booped the snoot
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KWardJenx: Scrooge McDuck is gonna be PISSED when he finds out they were fighting in his swimming pool.
RockPusher:
Anaerin: "Avoid to not" - Ian Horner.
fuzzy_died: Those coins are huge
mtvcdm: We do still have that battery.
SocraticMethod: I love how he is flash-stepping instead of being your usual giant enemy
RoastedGravy: Kinda wish it'd respawn you past the cutscene.
Anaerin: You can skip the cutscene, though, which is helpful.
mtvcdm: Why do rich accountants always wear suspenders?
RoastedGravy: True
Anaerin: @mtvcdm Suspenders *and* a belt. For redundancy.
Newbiespud: It was the style at the time - that time being the 50s
BrowneePoints: Suspenders look nicer and are easier than belts
Anaerin: Also more load capacity to hold your massive wallet in your reinforced pocket.
ninja_theory_ashrams: I find Korsica's double team special attack misses less than Peppermint's (general comment about the game, not meaning to sound like back seating)
HasturTheYellow: Is this why many furries seem to to be suspiciously wealthy?
BrowneePoints: So one small thing, this is the first fight that has Chai legitimately scared, as you noticed he didn't quip ONCE during the fight, and only won by luck @LoadingReadyRun
Newbiespud: Crunchy.
azninsect:
"falling profits"
laundreydhull: goof'd riddance
SaxPython:
Invitare: Ironic. Defeated by the one thing to prized above all else
RockPusher:
mtvcdm: I'm sure that doesn't make him *mad*
SmithKurosaki:
even
BusTed:
KeytarCat: Chai doesn't even care
Anaerin: It's by the door, so it's first.
RoastedGravy: 69% Just Timing
azninsect: nice
BrowneePoints: Also, just a heads up, if you want it. One of the Special Moves heals you, and I THINK you can buy a 2nd special slot
DaxStrife: Nice.
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
SocraticMethod: @BrowneePoints He did couple of quips during transition
SocraticMethod: transitions*
laundreydhull: -or not.
BrowneePoints: yea he banters during the interludes, but no quips during the fight
Edgarware: CNMN is doing their best
BrowneePoints: Chai KNEW he was in deep with Roquefort's fight @SocraticMethod
SocraticMethod: So fun fact: You can leave here and go back to safe house for extra-breaking the 4th fall dialog
ninja_theory_ashrams: Can't change his mind, but maybe we can change his tune
SocraticMethod: @BrowneePoints only at the 3rd phase, he was still cocky in middle phase
mtvcdm: I guess spend gears if you got 'em.
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RoastedGravy: You don't?
Snowcookies: We do in Ontario
ashesandmochi: only recently
RoastedGravy: No wine in bags?
repgam: i know im late but im so happy you guys are playing this game
RoastedGravy:
mtvcdm: This feels like, if you have money, just find something, anything to spend it on.
saucemaster5000: lots of the US doesn't carry liquor in supermarkets -- it varies by state
jessieimproved: We don't have liquor in our supermarkets in most parts of the US either
ashesandmochi: still gotta go to the province-approved liquor stores
computercolinx: Buy items
BrowneePoints: Yea in my region we have Hy-Vee which is a grocery store which has its own separate liquor section store attached to the Side
computercolinx: You can get health and reverb upgrades
saucemaster5000: then there's cali, where we have safeway brand vodka
Anaerin: We don't in Sask, though they've started opening liquor licenses to third parties, and have been phasing out the government-owned liquor boards.
BrowneePoints: and I don't mean a lil liquor section, I mean an entire High end Liquor store attached
SocraticMethod: @mtvcdm Ian and Heather commented that they don't want to confuse the fights with new stuff.
RoastedGravy: Same here. A lot of the supermarkets here have a liquor store on the side.
ashesandmochi: you can get beer in gas stations in quebec tho
ninja_theory_ashrams: We'll be ready for the plot twist if we don't expect one
RockPusher: Outlook continues to suck
laundreydhull: Would that even be possible?
Anaerin: "Outlook not good" How did you know, Magic 8-ball?
RockPusher:
BrowneePoints: long
Anaerin: You're not at the end yet. At least 2 levels left.
DaxStrife: I think you can get at least 1 more episode after this bit.
ninja_theory_ashrams: It's a level and boss fight
BrowneePoints: short level and boss fight
Pteraspidomorphi: Two "tracks"
BrowneePoints: you can START the cutscene though
ninja_theory_ashrams: Project Armstrong were the friends we made along the way
mtvcdm: Today's weather: "Good Enough"
BrowneePoints: Also, I think this confirms Peppermint and Kale are Biracial?
SocraticMethod: @BrowneePoints dunno, they have similar skin tone and hair color.
Pteraspidomorphi: The voice acting is so good
SaxPython: I feel like Kale has Gaston Energy
ninja_theory_ashrams: Why do customers need to think about whether they need things?
RockPusher:
This Mad Men remake is wild
Loonatic93: I think more "Handsome Jack".
SocraticMethod: Kale's VA is manifesting Handsome Jack energy and I'm here for it
BrowneePoints: @SocraticMethod I meant more by Kale and Peppermint having european features, but Roxanne IS voiced by an Indian Actress
BrowneePoints: @SocraticMethod It's Sonic
computercolinx: Man I hate Kale
BrowneePoints: Roger Craig Smith
BrowneePoints: So yes, this entire game we've been fighting Sonic
teejayrivers: Most mashup artists got their start inside a force cage?
SocraticMethod: @BrowneePoints no, like using Handsome Jack as a inspiration for the performance
ninja_theory_ashrams: He's starting to believe
Anaerin: Ready for QTEs...
laundreydhull: *cough* Force! - but sure...
Anaerin: Yup, it's Rhythm time.
laundreydhull: Kidding, sorry...
Invitare: As Korsica once said: "Stupid musical robot powers...."
DaxStrife: The most rhythm game section of this rhythm-based game.
CAKHost: Elite Beat Agents!
Newbiespud: Time for the Anime Turnabout, and it's pretty great.
BrowneePoints: this is the Power of Friendship Moment and it's SO good
SmithKurosaki: where are the cats eyes?
CAKHost: Sort Of!
Anaerin: And yes, the QTEs are playing the melody. Time to OSU it up!
Newbiespud: @SmithKurosaki Currently closed.
SmithKurosaki: It looks like theyve gone to the void
mtvcdm: Dental plan... Lisa needs braces... dental plan... Lisa needs braces
Newbiespud: Sweet WinAmp visualizer
teejayrivers: I don't need a guitar, I *AM* a guitar!
azninsect: just...the robot drawing a mouth and eyebrows
laundreydhull: Why not a mic?
BrowneePoints: CNMN screwing up the makeup is great
SaxPython: We are Wyld Stallions
laundreydhull: A literal microphone?
BrowneePoints: wait for it
laundreydhull: HA!
BrowneePoints: AND THE PAYOFF
NightValien28: HAHA
Pteraspidomorphi: Best subplot
Dog_of_Myth:
azninsect: decaf!?
laundreydhull: The longest time of three ever!!
RockPusher:
Decaf 
KeytarCat: and now....this
BrowneePoints: the licensed track is AMAZING
laundreydhull: *rule of three* decaf
Anaerin: With the fistbump to 808 as he walks out.
excalgold: i love how long ago that decaf joke was set up
Seagulyus: @BrowneePoints yeah the licensed song for this segment is amazing
SocraticMethod: @excalgold Verse 3
mtvcdm: !homestreams
LRRbot: Crew homestreams: Adam: twitch.tv/seabats | Alex: twitch.tv/alexsteacy | Ben Ulmer: twitch.tv/bengineering | Cameron: twitch.tv/unarmedoracle | Cori and Ian: twitch.tv/tiltyhouse | Heather: twitch.tv/LunarJade | James: twitch.tv/James_LRR | Jeremy White: twitch.tv/jrhwhite | Kathleen: twitch.tv/BraveNewFaves | Matt Wiggins: twitch.tv/wiggins | Nelson: twitch.tv/coachnelly | Serge: twitch.tv/sergeyager | Wheeler: twitch.tv/benjamin_wheeler
laundreydhull: Will this track start over next time.
Redshift2k5:
mtvcdm: !schedule
mtvcdm: !youtube
mtvcdm: !patreon
chaostreader: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Is This Your Card? (Wheeler is jamming some Slay the Spire on Is This Your Card? Game: Slay the Spire) at Sun 06:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
azninsect: for the rest of us
PMAvers: How can Ian break Jackbox this time?
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
ninja_theory_ashrams: I hope you enjoy the end of the game next week, I will be traveling next Sunday and will most likely miss the stream
KWardJenx: Thanks for the Stream
SaxPython: lol
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
azninsect:
o/ 
SaxPython: Did they make a sequel to Mozart?
benjamin_wheeler: Dancerush stardom
Juliamon: They haven't finished Mozart yeat
KeytarCat: No, the dom was the wolf
Juliamon: the wolf was findom
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Juliamon:
DeM0nFiRe:
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Earthenone: !findquote slay
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Earthenone: !findquote spire
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Juliamon: ooh, the rare ITYC tweet
NotCainNorAbel: the shocks must be at the right level
SnackPak_:
SaxPython:
shurtal: best stream ever
SpleenLord: Good night
Fanklok: Good stream
mtvcdm: Thank you for having me it's great to be here
letfireraindown: nice and quick
NotCainNorAbel:
raulghoulia: thanks for the stream
benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
SaxPython: lol
NotCainNorAbel: dig up
the_real_deal_collin_beal: Hi Wheeler thank you for having me it's great to be here
computercolinx:
50
James_LRR: Such a fucking professional.
shurtal: !cheer 500
Fanklok: Non sequential bills?
shurtal:
500
ElfLawyer: hidey ho Benjamin & chat!
Juliamon: He GOT bits
Snowcookies: ani told me cash by mail is taxable
SnackPak_:
SaxPython: !clip?
the_real_deal_collin_beal: I just bought this game. I dunno how it all works yet
s_lynch: @james_lrr If you come for the Wheeler you best not miss... or something
shurtal: infinite increase in bit production, WHeeler knocking it out of the park
computercolinx: I was too slow to give bits for rhythm cafe
s_lynch: Vaping is bad tho
the_real_deal_collin_beal: Miasma
Earthenone: may the spire?
saucemaster5000: Dark Souls 3?
Juliamon: uh oh
YawnLance: Oh dear
gualdhar: uno?
Loonatic93: Neoverse?
shurtal: does Zombie Whale have a name?
ElfLawyer: big whale
AdamYMHMI: Neow iirc
aitsu100: get a comfy stance relax and enjoy
Diabore: just saw the name and choked on my water
James_LRR: high risk high reward and all that
James_LRR: take the damage
aitsu100: lol James
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thymato: Wheeler the spire time
raulghoulia: leave a handsome looking corpse
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SquareDotCube: Oooooooo I'm a shield~~~
aitsu100: you might have beta ..yeah that
TheThirdTail: Spirit shield is top tier beta arts
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dockers88: Oh we've been watching A LOT of poorly played STS already
dockers88:
Sibwow: has someone made a mod to swap this art out for the potion seller
Dunnstopher: haha they were watching me trying to play it... you can't get worst than that
Sibwow: yes the weird headed guy
Juliamon: yooooo EGG HEART
funslingertheguy: love watching your stuff ben. hope you get all the best cards this run
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