Is This Your Card? || Slay the Spire

 elah806: f it we ball
Fanklok: Big PP deck
 elah806: amazing
 BloodnBullets: but our Marks!
 elah806: oooo top is great! wait
 elah806: Judgement is fun
mortin_martin31: Gotta go see you all next time. Amazing singing encore encore. You can sing me to sleep any day of the week lol
 elah806: Check the upgrade
imgpw: its kinda meme=y
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Reaper_IsMyName: no tantrum is godo
Snowcookies: It can be good if you draw it at the right time I think
Reaper_IsMyName: good*
 ghizmou: it's absolutely magnificent against that armored ball in act 3
AndHamGames: Damn on a roll here
Fanklok: Tantrum is a key piece of a bunch of combos
 elah806: Judgement messes up a couple fights where you want to sequence damage, but makes up for it with the times it saves your ass imo
Xavion333: Yeah, like judgement is great against that one enemy that is like 20 HP and 50 block. It's got notable uses.
Haroldholmes25: kunai is sick
Haroldholmes25: all very good pick ups
 elah806: if we get a flurry it's so over
Haroldholmes25: what
Reaper_IsMyName: Calibrate reality. Seek inevitability. Embody divinity.
Fanklok: Or a Rushdown really
 definenull: jackpot
 elah806: Lesson learned is sO much fun
Fanklok: Don't talk to me or my hand ever again
 koodooman: F?
 Diabore: F
  Juliamon: F
 DeM0nFiRe: F
 elah806: F
 BloodnBullets: F
 definenull: uh oh
AndHamGames: The snek gottem
 SkylerRingtail: Cat demands attention. No stream, only me.
 sassaboss92: F
chumpofthemonth: G
Reaper_IsMyName: snecko busted nerf plz
  Juliamon: I would honestly laugh if Mulder stepped on a power switch
 Diabore: back
 BloodnBullets: I got a #2000 error.
 Sibwow: hes just doing a phone bit
Fanklok:  
 definenull: we back?
ariborealis: icb sneko killed wheeler
 benjamin_wheeler: hello
  Juliamon: We are back now
 Diabore: refresh if you dont hear wheeler
 Sibwow: we did leave
 BloodnBullets: back now.
 Sibwow: we are back
 SnackPak_: youre back
 Elypants: You left.
 koodooman: we are now, we went down for a bit
  Juliamon: It went full offline
 Diabore: we had a 30 second drop
 SnackPak_: blame twitch
 DEATHlikescats: Back!
DAC169: Twitch dropped?
ghyllnox: Oh yay, enforced ad break
Fanklok: Wheeler flipped his lag switch to timeout the Snecko
  Juliamon: "father has spoken my name!"
Fanklok: The way it's ball undulates concerns me
  Juliamon: Twitch has been kinda bad today, Chillpoint had it die as well
 Sibwow: what if instead of tilting you just improved
Fanklok: Tilt into a sweet kickflip
 Sibwow: dont should, just do
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 bullseye3265: Hello Mr. Wheeler
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 bullseye3265: Hello Mr. Wheeler
AndHamGames: Big brain
 Sibwow: im adding 'dont should, just do' to my list of sibwows strategems
 BloodnBullets: the "?"s is when its summoning more.
Fanklok: You're a little over 2 hours
  Juliamon: Yeah, same thing with Chillpoint
 Sibwow: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 7:13.
Snowcookies: twitch said LRR streams too much
  Juliamon: I've reported the issue to Heather 👍
 benjamin_wheeler: I've also reported the issue to Heather
  Juliamon: two reports are better than none
Fanklok: Should all of us report it to Heather?
Fanklok: She can't get mad at all of us
  Juliamon: Only if you have direct Heather access
 benjamin_wheeler: Few can claim the privilege that I boast*
 benjamin_wheeler: *heather likes me
h3rsh3yb4r: probably
 niccus: anything above like 2400 is hacked
DAC169: that's gotta be a hacker
 Laserbeaks_Fury: That seems like an error
Fanklok: That's the maximum value of an integer
BrindleBoar: big cheats
 Sibwow: vintage is a great modifier
 Sibwow: accuracy
GreatGodOm: accuracy
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Accuracy
 Jovh11: With plated armor cloakd and dagger prevents all damage
 Sibwow: it lets you measure things very precisely
 Laserbeaks_Fury: cmon wrist blade
 Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh Orchalium
 Sibwow: yes
Fanklok: Are you having fun?
ghyllnox: For me, sure
 Sibwow: this is a mobile game
 Sibwow: yeah you can get it on your phone
 Jovh11: It didn't start as one but yes
 Sibwow: gremlin horn is gonna fuck
 Sibwow: we want to upgrade accuracy
 SkylerRingtail: @Sibwow You might say it's...horny? 
 Jovh11: Cloak and Dagger plus is cracked
 SnackPak_: 
 Sibwow: have you taken a single damage yet
  Juliamon: what if we just... obliterate
Fanklok: Nightmare is secretly very good
Snowcookies: who doesn't like attacking and blocking
Fanklok: My only complaint about the Daily Challenge is it's always at A0
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Have you even taken damage yet
 Sibwow: enjoyment and a chuckle, perhaps even a giggle
  Juliamon: right, because we needed a vajra
 Sibwow: chucks and gigs
Fanklok: A chance to play a super optimized deck
 Jovh11: Sounds like you're having fun to me. Hopefully at least
  Juliamon: This is just goofs all the way up
AndHamGames: What's real anyway
 niccus: i'm doing the run right now a bit ahead, and uhhhhh there's a catch
 Sibwow: oh no its time eater
 Laserbeaks_Fury: You took 1 damage, pave the run
 SkylerRingtail: Inb4 Chronomancer as final boss
 BloodnBullets: whats the upgrade on accuracy?
 Jovh11: +6 damage instead
 niccus: so if you took the path i did, you're going to go to the final boss on 3 HP max
 BloodnBullets: your not adding cards at all right?
 Sibwow: only on elites
Fanklok: pog?
Fanklok: What if we just drew 900 cards at the start
 BloodnBullets: "start with your whole deck in your hand"
 laundreydhull: these Spires still Slaying  or weh?!
 niccus: uhhhhh we'll see on act 3
 Sibwow: missed a shuriken proc there smh
 Sibwow: mind blasting these nuts
Fanklok: Let your little brother play too
 Sibwow: no wrist blade
chumpofthemonth: Have you fought many toddlers?
 BloodnBullets: not wrist blade?
Formerly_Beef: A win is a win, even when you're boxing against a todller, As they say
 BloodnBullets: more shiv damage
 Sibwow: gives your free attacks plus damage
 Laserbeaks_Fury: ups the damage of 0 cost attacks
Fanklok: 4 extra damage on all 0 cost attacks
 niccus: time for time eaty
 Laserbeaks_Fury: So it works with Slice
ghyllnox: How did you think he got those concussions?
 Sibwow: gotta take the waffle
ghyllnox: Toddler fights
 frootloop_enema: toddlers are the only enemy left for Wheeler, everybody else knows better
 Sibwow: youre getting so low on hp
 frootloop_enema: 
 Sibwow: you know what this deck needs? dead branch
 SkylerRingtail: Panache ahaha
Fanklok: If the boss lives with 10 HP
 SkylerRingtail: Yessss
 BloodnBullets: RIP
 SnackPak_: 
 A_Dub888: 
 SymphonicLolita: [audience laugh track]
 SpoonfullOfSugar: the toddlers revenge is uppon us
Formerly_Beef: Who wants their Time-ussy ate?
 CaptainSpam: Tasty, tasty time.
Fanklok: What's it gonna do? Stab you?
 frootloop_enema: i got my laugh track button poised
 frootloop_enema: and finger pointing gun ready
DAC169: I have not seen this boss 
 Sibwow: ezpz lemon sqyeezy
Fanklok: See you really needed that Panache
 SymphonicLolita: [applause]
 CaptainSpam: Looks like his time... was up.
 A_Dub888:  EZ GAME
 DEATHlikescats: 
 BloodnBullets: whelp, that was basically the worst boss for a shiv deck and it still got murdered
 Sibwow: it was my card!
 benjamin_wheeler: !patreon
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 Sibwow: are we renewed for another month of is this your card in may?
 benjamin_wheeler: !homestream
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Fanklok: I don't sconsent
 frizbehobit: goodnight!!
 Sibwow: ah yes a jacked box
Fanklok: Remember Can't Jack Horses stream?
  Juliamon: Maybe not as stark as you think
  Juliamon: people have said cylinder is very, very weird
 Sibwow: popeye stompy lets gooooooooo
 A_Dub888: B Team! B Team! GO GO GO
  Juliamon: Adam is the flurry of blows, Wheeler is the one-inch punch
 DiamondMX: There should be some kind of internal leaderboard for chat antagonism.
KWardJenx: Thanks for having us!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/HeartlessJoyousTildeStinkyCheese-5rKjkMQMz1jg4IJy
 DiamondMX: lol, good troll, Wheeler. 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
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