TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf:

TXC2: hi beowuuf
TehAmelie: yo
beowuuf: o/
TXC2: hello TehAmelie
corianderd: just a sec
TehAmelie: woot
TXC2: CONTACT
RandomTrivia:
!
RandomTrivia:
Hi friends! 
beowuuf:

TehAmelie: drawing lines in the sand, eh
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
Azralorne: Wait you're actually doing this after you had part of your face removed?!
corianderd: yeah
Azralorne: Girl
Azralorne: How are you feeling
corianderd: jackbox too
Azralorne: You goofus
Earthenone: !findquote line
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beowuuf: use the power of mime to save mouth stress
TehAmelie: i saw the most staggering picture of a sprawling sandcastle built across several small islets that was clearly minutes away from being swallowed by the sea. . .should have saved it, now that i think
TXC2: are teeth part of the face?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Anesthetize the mimic.
RandomTrivia: Wait, part of Cori's face was removed?!
Juliamon: it's OK, we have special guest talent tonight to distract from her new face pockets
PixelArtDragon: !findquote teeth
LRRbot: Quote #5720: "My teeth sense is tingling." —Heather [2019-01-14]
beowuuf: the most wisest part, yes
corianderd: I set an ad to run so we're gonna be "going online" for another minute
RandomTrivia: Ahhh
Azralorne: If teeth aren't part of the face then what is?
TXC2: Azralorne skin
beowuuf: face hands, new for the 21st century
Azralorne: Or...what part of the body is the teeth lol
TehAmelie: i think if you can smile wide enough to show your wisdom teeth you can call them face parts
beowuuf: ingrowing feet
Earthenone: the teeth are the dlc of the body
TXC2: teeth are their own body part
RandomTrivia:
I was emotionally prepared for Angel and her wholesome chaos, but so far we've only had Az and the cursed chaos 
Azralorne: Teeth are in mouth and mouth is on face, therefore teeth are face
Juliamon:
Earthenone I thought that was the appendix 
Azralorne: Fucking got there!
TehAmelie: somewhat like bones, except they stick out of your skin
Azralorne: YAAAAY CURSED CHAOS
corianderd: So if I put my hand on my face, then my hand is part of my face?
beowuuf: people didn't believe me when isaid face hands, and yet here we are...
Azralorne: It's not directly connected to said face
TXC2: Here we GO!
beowuuf: horse!
PixelArtDragon: @Azralorne So food as it's being eaten is face? Does that mean everything we've ever eaten is face?
Azralorne: You'd have to like, sew it on
TXC2: Hello Cori and Angel
Azralorne: @pixelartdragon yes, especially if it's pineapple
beowuuf: so now we know what nextcdhc is with az...
beowuuf: hey angel! hey cori!
Juliamon: So jewelry is part of your face?
Juliamon: KITTIES
TehAmelie: hello computer friends!
Plasterboard: lines! \o/
TXC2: Slideshow time!
Azralorne: @juliamon I've had my ears try to eat earrings so sure!
beowuuf: slide show! slide show!
TehAmelie: wait, this means Dogwelder makes a doggo a part of your face
PixelArtDragon: Do lines include geodesics?
beowuuf: deep
beowuuf: i fear those hands, they count strangely
TehAmelie: i think of lines as sideways dots
RandomTrivia:

Azralorne: Who's it
Plasterboard: what about 88 lines about 44 women?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Navigate the medieval obstacles.
Juliamon: We can play along at home!
Azralorne: Giraffe
wolgo: A horse!
epsilon_vee: not a horse
ThirdFloorDraft: B
beowuuf:
chat delay, a nice euphamism for never ask chat 
Azralorne: House
PixelArtDragon: Third base!
ThirdFloorDraft: Jackel
Azralorne: Pimpin
TehAmelie: a horse!
SpacePotato01: it is up
Juliamon: Cat
wolgo: PC!
TXC2: a horse!
Juliamon: Definitely not a horse
wolgo: Long necked dog
Azralorne: Dog
RandomTrivia: "wait, that's illegal!"
ThirdFloorDraft: Jackel, is it a jackel
Plasterboard: a jaunty horse
TXC2: oh, it's a sexy horse
beowuuf: we *can* reveal horses in a slideshow
TehAmelie: wow dang i guessed it first, mark it, judges
Azralorne: What about convex lines
TXC2: Wolgo got it first
TehAmelie: aw
RandomTrivia: Mulldrifter!
Azralorne: Feesh
beowuuf: lol
RandomTrivia: I love that secret lair so much
wolgo: @TXC2 I feel validated
beowuuf: mods, always watching, ever judging
RandomTrivia: THREE?!?!
PixelArtDragon: That's too many dimensions
Azralorne: CIRCLE
Azralorne: It's a circle
RandomTrivia:

TXC2:

RandomTrivia: O R B
PixelArtDragon: Pondering the orb
beowuuf:

Juliamon: AT&T
Azralorne: I used to do that with my hand
PixelArtDragon:

Manae: Jupiter, viewed side-on
beowuuf: that's just lupiter
Azralorne: Line my hand on paper and try to make it look like it was on the page
RandomTrivia: Oooh, pretty
TXC2: neat
Azralorne: Yeaaah like that! Except way more beautiful
RandomTrivia:
my brain hurts
beowuuf: oooh
TehAmelie: wowsers
Azralorne: Ants
TXC2: a sail that's bleeding
Manae: Super-elipsis!
RandomTrivia: An Indiana Jones map trail
undecided44: Jeffy from Family Circus?
Azralorne: still ants
TehAmelie: drawing the appearance of movement is such a magic trick
Plasterboard: It's Family Circle comic
RandomTrivia: DOGGO!
RandomTrivia:

beowuuf: karl dogo
TehAmelie: i'm bad at following leading lines. Autism win!
wolgo: I have never noticed the mountain in that picture before lol
Juliamon: It's a jackal
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Azralorne: Dog
Plasterboard: It's a Globe!
Azralorne: Fluffy dog
TXC2: it's ElbowDeepInAHorse!
undecided44: Pinkamina Diane Pie
Juliamon: Cursed continuity
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TehAmelie: x-ray vision it turns out is even more powerful than the Superman writers in 1940 even imagined
Juliamon: hole
RandomTrivia: CORI
TXC2: a Knee
wolgo: Dragon circle!
RandomTrivia: A flock of birds!
TehAmelie: lizard ball
RandomTrivia:
But how else do you turn a dragon egg into a dragon, other than hatching? 
Juliamon: RandomTrivia Defend with it, and when it dies you get a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying and firebreathing
TehAmelie: Bernie Wrightson made an illustrated version of Frankenstein using only linework, i just remembered. no i won't link that picture again. but it's wild what hatching can do
TXC2: "pls shade? no shade, only lines!"
RandomTrivia:
Juliamon
RandomTrivia: "Those long-legged cows are far away"
TXC2: RandomTrivia but these one are small
TehAmelie: dog faces we can just fill in with memory
RandomTrivia:

TehAmelie: l-lewd
TXC2: Banana for scale
RandomTrivia: BIRBS!
RandomTrivia: What good birbs
wolgo: I also hear predators
TXC2: I also heard Predator
CAKHost: BIRB
beowuuf: i too heard predator
CAKHost: !birb
LordZarano: Like how a CRT do
PixelArtDragon: I heard printer
Sarah_Serinde: *I* heard printers
Juliamon: I heard printer fwiw
Juliamon: I blame it on the new mouth pockets
wolgo: Is the answer to use peer pressure to marry your crush?
RandomTrivia: Excellent use of Comic Sans
lichen_subscribe: these are some powerful lines
Plasterboard: Clap
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Boopity: *clap*
TXC2: clap clap clap
TehAmelie: my best art teacher told us a fable of a Japanese artist who was commissioned a painting of a bird by the emperor, and he worked for 60 years while the emperor killed most of his village to punish him for missing deadlines, until he was forced in front of the emperor and then drew a perfect bird in three brush strokes. imagine those lines
CAKHost: o//
Azralorne: I don't believe you
TXC2: from the *DRUGS*
iris_of_ether: I look forward to this
Boopity:
@TehAmelie ... is the moral not to postpone everything until the deadline when you can just do it in three lines? 
CAKHost: Hmm post-wisdom teeth drugs...
RandomTrivia: Oooooooh
TehAmelie: i think the moral was to practice over and over until you have no more time
iris_of_ether: So fancy!
CAKHost: That's fancy!
TehAmelie: not a very teachable fable
TXC2:
Rebecca Guay is an AI ? 
TXC2:
my signature is basically like that 
TehAmelie: magic paper, got it
iris_of_ether: Oh, that's clever!
Juliamon: My signature is a scribble because it hurts to spend any more than the minimum amount of time writing.
wolgo: My signature is only 3 letters
CAKHost: Oh like a water slate painting!
CAKHost: I think? I can't remember what it is called. I got a small thing from an art museum one day
TXC2:
wolgo wow, you've beaten my 4 letters 
wolgo: @TXC2 It can make it worse, the first two letters are combined...
TXC2:
wolgo ha 
TehAmelie: when i changed my name i made a deliberate decision to change my signature from jagged stabs to round curves
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RandomTrivia: That's VERY fancy
Boopity: As all pens should be
TXC2: TehAmelie I feel like a psych paper could be written just about that
beowuuf: o7
TXC2: lost to the sands of time
Boopity: @TXC2 That kinda reminds me of the bouba/kiki effect
TehAmelie: totes
TXC2: Boopity exactly
Juliamon: The drugs, probab.... yeah
RandomTrivia: @CAKHost ......... wHaT?!
TXC2:
CAKHost 
CAKHost: Sorry if that is inappropriate but I just wasn't expecting that
RandomTrivia:

RandomTrivia:
This line is peaceful and settled, and then becomes noble 
wolgo: @CAKHost Nah, it's quite funny. So wanna marry one of us in chat to prevent scam calls?
SquareDotCube: teapot neck
CAKHost: Nope! Thanks for asking tho! XD
RandomTrivia: Makes me want to pet the cat attached to the tail
iris_of_ether: Whimsical
iris_of_ether: Like a cute elephant trunk
Boopity: What a multi-faceted line!
laundreydhull: Of course! I can my my oddity of a question right here...
TehAmelie: how i like thicc lines
RandomTrivia: Such a happy tree
TehAmelie: it's still on endless reruns on twitch, right? should tune in sometimes. for peace of mind
TXC2: it's all on Youtube I believe
SquareDotCube: @TehAmelie weekends only
laundreydhull: So, heck flows CDHc; I was just curious... has the stream ever worked with drawing with chalk by any chance?
beowuuf: little known fact, that brush is called bob brush
CAKHost: KITTY Wiggles!
TehAmelie: chalk and slate!
beowuuf: @TehAmelie every weekend or US holiday
TXC2: #TheList
CAKHost: The List
RandomTrivia: "doesn't need a name, just a great big "THE" "
LordZarano: Chalk and charcoal
iris_of_ether: I need to update my list
beowuuf: credits, credits, credits, credits
iris_of_ether: Sticky notes, I feel seen
TXC2: Death stranding note: the other side = the warp?
laundreydhull: But if so, in a separate context, can you actually break chalksticks through snapping your fingers?
v_nome: No stack shaming!
TehAmelie: when you run out of post-its, that's like an empty library, right? you just lose?
beowuuf: sticky notes are how i survive at work
RandomTrivia:

Boopity:
Write that down for the next Desert Bus! 
TXC2: "you code with that stack?"
iris_of_ether: I am so, so sad I'm going to have to leave in 20 minutes for a meeting
wolgo: Nah, I shame people for making more files than needed. As little code as possible is best
wolgo: My job title is full-stack developer.
wolgo: I am real.
wolgo: Right?
TehAmelie: the question is just if the stacks are first in first out or first in last out
RandomTrivia: @wolgo You are real and valid, and your commitment to not unnecessarily bloating software is reassuring
laundreydhull: So like, a piece of chalk between your thumb and ring finger; & just attempt to snap your fingers, could the chalkstick break in the process?
wolgo:
@RandomTrivia aww 
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAH
Boopity:

Boopity: Numbers.
TehAmelie: a sideways eight!
Juliamon: oO
RandomTrivia: So did that make it a horizontal line?
beowuuf: i use big brushes and i cannot lie
beowuuf: *line, dammit
LordZarano: ∞
TXC2:
when you think about the 8 is just a 0 undergoing cell division 
TehAmelie: how about a trapeze?
beowuuf: lol
beowuuf: never hatch cross
TXC2: so underlines are the scaffolding of art?
Boopity: The skeleton to the meat puppet that is art
RandomTrivia:
Horse Club Chat is so wonderfully cursed - never change 
beowuuf: or not?
TehAmelie: i once got told off in an art class because i drew an origami dinosaur i made. that polygonal shape was "too easy", they said
beowuuf:

RandomTrivia:

CAKHost: Softening Bees
wolgo: So is pillow filled with bees extremely soft?
RandomTrivia:
@wolgo Once. Stings for a while though 
TXC2: EXTREME BEE this spring on Blaze!
xantos69: How is drawing horses going?
TehAmelie: did you know a soccer ball is made of pentagons circles by six hexagons? a polyhedral shape i'm sure i don't know the name of
beowuuf: things are lining up nicely
TehAmelie: circled
TehAmelie: also five hexagons, probably
wolgo: @TehAmelie I vividly remember staring at a soccer ball in class when I was in elementary school and seeing this pattern
TXC2: it's a Truncated Icosahedron
TXC2: (yes I looked that up)
TehAmelie:
thanks 
Boopity: That was genuinely a very fun fact
RandomTrivia: Neat
TXC2: never lemon, only orange
SquareDotCube: alternatively, draw eight lemons!
wolgo: If live gives you lemons, don't draw them
beowuuf:
but sharp edges ensures true randomness 
TehAmelie: you can put the numbers you want to be there!
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LordZarano: @TehAmelie The iconic soccer ball is the Telstar ball. Named after a communications satellite. Telstar was a spherical satellite dotted with dark solar panels
beowuuf:

TehAmelie: it's a good shape for a near-sphere. should be good for a sattelite
beowuuf:
that's where i got that from 
wolgo: Sharp dice for when you really want to do damage
beowuuf: i do 1d4 damage to my foot
CAKHost: I got some sharp die but the makers were pretty clear that they wouldn't work for actual play.
TXC2: a sharp edge d4 is a lethal weapon no?
LordZarano: "Telstar 1 and 2—though no longer functional—still orbit the Earth."
CAKHost: Also the d4 are Really pointy
TehAmelie: you could get a soccer shaped dice, but it would of course be imperfectly balanced
wolgo: @TXC2 Yes, caltrops are weapons
TehAmelie: hey, i'd rather step on a cheap D4 than a lego block in the dark any night of the week
CAKHost: Like the case they came in has the d4s under the mode to hold the other die. You have to absolutely sure you want to take them out!
wolgo: @TehAmelie No.. give me lego any day
wolgo: Oh nice
TXC2: less lethal D4s
Boopity: Ooooh
Sethalidos: d4's are just caltrops
TehAmelie: ooh a blunt D4 weapon
CAKHost: Ooo I didn't know about those!
beowuuf: i have a collection of weird shaped dice and a non-standard d4 was amongst them, the numbers are on flats!
TehAmelie: yeah they're pointy, but legos are basically indestructible, by design. they're so dang hard
LordZarano: Dicelab do truncated D4s, with the numbers where the points were cut away
beowuuf: @LordZarano that's the one i have
TehAmelie: okay a D4 cut from a single diamond would probably be the worst
Boopity: I didn't know there was this much dice variety, that's really cool!
wolgo: @TehAmelie I have stepped on lego enough that it doesn't feel scary, stepping on d4s does feel painful in my imagination
TehAmelie: thing to step on in the dark
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TXC2: colours made of lines
Juliamon: Classic James, handing out ice cream promises again
TXC2: Juliamon he never learns
RandomTrivia:
?
RandomTrivia:
!
RandomTrivia: James tweeted
RandomTrivia: On the LRR account, so the bot put it in chat
beowuuf: james made a mistake in a tweet so said ben could get ice cream
Boopity: Please do not ingest the marker fluid
wolgo: We would like to remind you that ink is not for eating.
beowuuf: you art is pure and not ice cream cori
beowuuf: @Boopity but it's so delicious
Boopity:

TXC2: the whole company got ice cream before, I seen the footage
xantos69: Go off queen.
wolgo: Happy little accidents
v_nome: Have you tried Ctrl Z?
wolgo: Ah, that's control + z
Boopity: Swipe left with two fingers
TXC2: real life has no undo
Boopity: I have unironically tried to undo on real life paper before
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 That reads like a Tee-KO slogan
wolgo: Are dots lines?
TXC2:
RandomTrivia 
TXC2: wolgo a line of dots is, but a dot is just a dot
RandomTrivia: Earlier we learned that a line is a dot that went for a walk. I think that means a dot is not a line
beowuuf: dots are hot dogs. fite me
Earthenone:

RandomTrivia: A dot is a hotdog viewed end-on
beowuuf: @RandomTrivia ^
v_nome: Is a dot a sandwich?
RandomTrivia:
No, it's a hotdog, try to keep up 
wolgo: I once was taught that dots have no width or height, and lines are infinite, have no width and are perfectly straight. I guess that's why mathematicians can't do art
Earthenone: dot is a warner sister
EvilBadman: Most dice are 3-D
Boopity:
@EvilBadman 
EvilBadman: but it can't bear arms?
TXC2: so naturaly you rode the bear at all time?
Boopity:

RandomTrivia:

beowuuf: it's only combat if two sides get to fight \:p
RandomTrivia: You telefragged someone with a polar bear?!
wolgo: Si the polar bear had a safe landing
wolgo: I don't see a problem
roastbeefsandwitch: It
TXC2: it's hard to live when a 700 pound bear is dropped on you
roastbeefsandwitch: It's a tactic used by some druids when summoning animal friends. not a great way to treat their wild friends, however.
Boopity: The classic gamer strat
roastbeefsandwitch: "The spell doesn't say if you have to summon the animal *on the ground*, technically"
EvilBadman: turning it back into a totem makes me think of Kirby's air down-special and would been worse?
Juliamon: !addquote (Cori) [now] I could have Yoshi'd that [polar bear] real good.
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TXC2: so you have ye old shame crossbow
TXC2: (or sling as the case my be)
RandomTrivia:

beowuuf:
i feel we've become less a stream and more a therapy session for cori 
RandomTrivia:
This campaign sounds fucking wild 
RandomTrivia:
Cat aggro inbound by the looks 
TXC2: "I can scare you with 3 words" "oh yeah?" "roll for initiative"
RandomTrivia: KITTY!
RockPusher:

CAKHost: KITTY
Juliamon: Most tabletop anecdotes I hear make me wonder if one of the players needs therapy
Boopity:

EvilBadman:
@Juliamon What do you think D&D is? 
Juliamon: SEE
Boopity:
@Juliamon 
Akaiatana: They assumed the party position - Portal 1
roastbeefsandwitch: That die drawing looks *phenomenal* Angel
Boopity: Yeah, this die is looking fantastic!
xantos69: To be fair... most people could use therapy, but in an unstructured creative format sometimes you "inside thoughts" find their way out.
RandomTrivia: The pencil symmetry line is also reinforcing the Phi which is neat
Akaiatana: Oh, they're playing a Pranic Vampire
beowuuf: oh hey, the greg stolze game
Sethalidos: to be fair EVERYONE in Unknown Armies is a terrible person, that's kinda it's shtick
Akaiatana: Unrelated, 'Doing lines with Angel' sounds like a real fun time.
wolgo: I was gonna ask if it was aeromancer or eromancer
laundreydhull: "I'm Sorry?"
Akaiatana: No, No, they were an Aromancer! No Romance!
TXC2: looks good at the moment
laundreydhull: Aromancer?
TemporallyAwry:
greetings Horse Club, I have coffee now and am awake!
TXC2: hello TemporallyAwry welcome
wolgo: @laundreydhull Aromantic-mancer
RandomTrivia:
Hey there TemporallyAwry 
Juliamon: it's me, I am the aromancer
beowuuf: o/
TemporallyAwry: Sorry, a 1.6 ballpoint? *adds it to the list*
laundreydhull: @wolgo is that a literary term? How confused do I soun
laundreydhull: *sound?
beowuuf: cool die
laundreydhull: Or a TV trope?
RandomTrivia:

LordZarano:

RandomTrivia:

TXC2: !break
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wolgo: @laundreydhull No, not literary. It's romantic with the prefix a- which comes down to not romantic. Which is often shortened for Aro for people identifying is aromantic.
beowuuf:

RandomTrivia:

TemporallyAwry:

TXC2: right chat I'm off
beowuuf: night!
Boopity: Have a good one @TXC2 !
RandomTrivia: Night TXC2! Sleep well!
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Angel
laundreydhull: This is still confusing...
wolgo: @laundreydhull And then often magic is "subject"-mancer. So, Pyromancer = fire-mancer. so the Aromancer = Aromantic-mancer = Not romantic magic user. Which is something.
wolgo: Maybe we have to bring in an language expert to explain the 4 layers of that term.
beowuuf: wb
wolgo: Horse.
RandomTrivia: The platonic opposite of a horse
beowuuf: uuuuh
wolgo: Yeah, your hand is hiding the drawing XD
v_nome: A jackal!
Sethalidos: hort hort
RandomTrivia: Don't look at us - we're not your subject! (unless we are)
beowuuf: the 1923 grand national winner, who was in fact an enlarged dog?
SpoonfullOfSugar: not moving is not a sign of not having fun
LordZarano: Sanic?
HbombAndFriends: Lefties unite!
RandomTrivia: This is definitely playmat-worthy art
v_nome: A puffer fish?
wolgo: Is this homer coming out of a hedge?
beowuuf: a masterpiece
Juliamon: We are awestruck by the verisimilitude
RandomTrivia: A pufferfish doing the Steve Buscemi "fellow kids" meme
RandomTrivia:
Ian picked it - it's clearly a gundam 
beowuuf: lol
LordZarano: A pokeyman?
wolgo: I still stand by my guess of homer coming out of the hedge. I'm not convinced it's not that
letfireraindown: Just stepped in, Are they trying out non-dominate hand drawings?
wolgo: @letfireraindown Drawing an image without looking at the paper
Juliamon: letfireraindown Drawing something without removing their gase from it
RockPusher guesses Axolotl for Cori
beowuuf: line drawing no lifting the pen from the paper
beowuuf: oh, gaze, how did i miss that
wolgo: ahhhh
RandomTrivia:
PFFFFT 
letfireraindown: @Juliamon Awesome! Sounds like a challenge!
Boopity: Oh my god, it's the friend of Zeta!
wolgo: I was actually thinking it being a sun
RockPusher: Oh NO!
RandomTrivia:
Figures 
beowuuf:
it's molly as the sun 
beowuuf: i mean... the sun
Juliamon: (both Angel and Cori are naturally lefties)
Tackysocks: Hello guys! i haven't ever tuned into a CDHC stream before, cool drawings!
RandomTrivia: Welcome, Tackysocks
beowuuf:

Sethalidos: infinite Angel
Tackysocks:

RandomTrivia: Yes, it's always this cursed/weird/wacky
Tackysocks: WAOH
beowuuf:
why must you lie 
Juliamon: Usually moreso
Tackysocks: HOLY CANOLY THE SHADING
beowuuf:
sometimes there are breaks for adverts 
Tackysocks: (claps)
Boopity:

Tackysocks: i guess i'll join in vibing while drawing lol
RockPusher:
Cursed things Ian would have on his desk… 
RandomTrivia: Well this could be literally anything
RandomTrivia: What a very Ian solution
Tackysocks: OH LoRD
beowuuf: all we do know is that the object most likely behaves as if it has mass...
Sethalidos: @beowuuf that is a BOLD statement given that it's something that Ian owns
LordZarano: Glass paperweight?
RandomTrivia:
Those are spicy 
beowuuf:
@beowuuf i hope that while disobeying the laws of taste and decency, he at least obeys the laws of physics 
RandomTrivia: They're conceptual representations
beowuuf: nm, i was wrong
RandomTrivia: It's a snowpile pogging?
ThorSokar: oh we were NEVER getting that
RandomTrivia: That's cute
Boopity: That is very cute
RockPusher: Happy Dolphin PogCahmp
RockPusher:
* 
Sethalidos: WAT
RockPusher: Infinity Cats!!!!
RandomTrivia: I mean, we are always happy to see pictures of your cat
ThorSokar: well, we won't know WHICH cat
RockPusher: … is it a cat?
Boopity: Brilliant plan Cori, now we'll never know!
beowuuf: yeah, we're pretty oblivious like that
ThorSokar: oh NOOO
baskwalla: I hope it's a horse
Juliamon: This legitimately sounds fun
Sethalidos: and given they're cat it's like 90% cat butt pics
GirlPainting: magic card or metal cat....ähh...band
v_nome: Morality Shift is very Can't Draw Horses but not good for this.
Boopity: What D:
beowuuf: whaaaaaaaat?
RandomTrivia: Such disrespect!
ThorSokar:

beowuuf: yeah, i got a vampire token first one
Mollylele: lots of emotion in these lines
RockPusher:
Thopter Denial 
LordZarano: Evanescent Intellect is the one FFZ brought up for that link
ThorSokar: common Amulet of Quoz!
GirlPainting: thank you for subscribing to thopter facts
letfireraindown: I only understand the Thopter Token cause I knew Ornathopter as a Zero cost artifact creature back in the day
RockPusher: Clown Extruder!
beowuuf: elish norn
RandomTrivia: And Thopter Foundry!
RandomTrivia: Cori's sort of looks like Karn's face
beowuuf: wren and six
GirlPainting: forrest, mirrodin cycle
ThorSokar: Lightning bolt?
Boopity: This is actually a really fun exercise with people in chat trying to guess what it is
RandomTrivia: In the Tilty HOuse
RockPusher: Kitty is helping!
RandomTrivia: Twincast?
ThorSokar: Karn?
Juliamon: Cori has actually drawn something really cool
GirlPainting: clone
RandomTrivia: Wait, not Twincast
Boopity: Yeah, I see like two faces in Cori's and it's looking really cool in my mind
RandomTrivia: I vaguely recognise what Cori is going for but I can't recall
GirlPainting: urza and mishra
ThorSokar: one of the many versions of Ponder?
jj_q: personally i I think think adding Harambe to mount Rushmore was a great idea
RockPusher guesses an Innistrad of some sort
Juliamon: nooo dinner's ready but I want to see what this is
Juliamon: yeah that's ISD
RandomTrivia: Yep
GirlPainting: gisa and geralf?
RandomTrivia: Nah, that was Shadows Over
Juliamon: They didn't have cards in the OG set
Juliamon: they were pure flavortext/story characters
Strebenherz: Maybe fallen empires?
RandomTrivia: Oh, is it one of the big Skaabs?
RandomTrivia: With the two faces together
RockPusher is confident he has the card
GirlPainting: some stitched zombie?
baskwalla: Grizzled Outcasts?
v_nome: I have a certain feeling I have it
GirlPainting: \o/
Boopity:
I for one am absolutely certain I do not have it as I do not play magic 
RockPusher: "I'm sure it was nothing"
Juliamon: But seriously though Cori's looks rad af
Boopity: ^
RockPusher: Indeed it is
RandomTrivia: Ohhhhh
GirlPainting:

ThorSokar: oh yea, Cori's is spot on
GirlPainting: i was wrong
RockPusher: Once you know the set, Cori's is spot on composition
Mollylele: @corianderd yall need to dramatic reenact this image
Juliamon: I remembered the card art, but it's been too long for me to remember the card name. But it was the art I thought it was!
GirlPainting: how about we play "draw the card acording to the flavour text" ^^
Mollylele: ô_ô >_>
Earthenone: mtg card name or judge dredd fanfiction title?
RandomTrivia: Perfection
Mollylele: 10/10
RockPusher:
They have a bad feeling about this 
Mollylele:

Mollylele: uh oh
ThorSokar: perfect I'm sure there will be a fantastic photoshop of it soon
Boopity:

ThorSokar: CALLED OUT
baskwalla: In a club!
GirlPainting: plz draw "its diet consists of fruits, plants, small woodland animals, large woodland animals, woodlands, fruit groves, fruit farmers, and small cities."
Boopity: Ummmm
ThorSokar: "we're in trouble now"
beowuuf:
remember how cori just wanted to chill with her mouth pockets at home and angel forced her to stream and draw lines? 
RandomTrivia: A phoenix of some kind?
RockPusher:
Ugly thing on a magic card - that sure narrows it down 
ThorSokar: you're still good on the ink
CAKHost: CDHC Horror?
CAKHost:

LordZarano: I am very impressed with Cori's proprioception
GirlPainting: merit lage?
RandomTrivia: Knowing where parts of you are even when you can't see them
Boopity: Ooooh, there's a name for the thing that I completely lack!
GirlPainting: the mimeoplasm?
RandomTrivia: If you can pass an object from one hand to the other behind your back, that uses proprioception
GirlPainting: siver queen
CAKHost: Are Cori and Angel drawing the same thing?
GirlPainting: yes
Boopity: @CAKHost Yes
RockPusher: It has feet‽
ThorSokar: yes
v_nome: Grimgrin?
ThorSokar: hahaha
CAKHost: Thanks!
RandomTrivia:

Amras0x00: iirc a fun test is, close your eyes, stretch your arms out, then touch your index fingers to each other
beowuuf: wow, total miss
ThorSokar: can we get a set symbol ?
TwitchTVsFrank: Guile?
RandomTrivia: Ohhh, Guile is a good shout
CAKHost: Drawing the same thing, in that they are using the same subject. Whether the drawings come out the same is not an option; is I guess what I was asking, for clarification XD
ThorSokar: oh, i'm out then
RandomTrivia: Horde of Notions?
RandomTrivia: Wait that was Lorwyn
GirlPainting: mosstodon?
GirlPainting: \o/
RandomTrivia: Nice!
baskwalla: Very cool
ThorSokar: OH, I see it now
RockPusher: Sure is a Plant Elephant
CAKHost: A munchy bit!
GirlPainting: i got it with the "curve" you pointed out ^^
CAKHost: Must Art. Only Art
Boopity: Only serious, full time art here
GirlPainting: get i to pick the next card now? ^^
CAKHost: Kitty!
RandomTrivia: BABY
KeytarCat: CAT
beowuuf: good motto for life
RockPusher: Yas kitty snuggles
CAKHost: No Curses while Kittying
CAKHost: Aww
RandomTrivia: Farewell kitty
jessicaengle: Cat cam
ThorSokar: and if you want a real challenge use your non-dominant hand for the drawing part
CAKHost: Or use a sit-stand desk. In Stand mode
LordZarano: @CAKHost In sit mode, but not sitting
beowuuf: try, yes, succeed, no
ThorSokar: I was pretty sure this was the show specifically for cursed things?
RockPusher: That is some good purr!!!!
KeytarCat: purr machine
RockPusher: Very content to be "helping"
LordZarano: This is a "Let's Try"® program
CAKHost: Yes, hash those lines
Sethalidos: catis
beowuuf: chat confirmed not people
jessicaengle: It wouldn't be Cat Draw Horses Club without a cat
ThorSokar:

RockPusher: Loves person, hates people
RockPusher: Big yawnies!
CAKHost: Assigned singular entity via Cat
CAKHost: Yeah there are those games for cats so I assume an iPad should pick up on cat paws.
baskwalla: Birds get super lonely
RockPusher: I haven't read that paper yet
CAKHost: Or any touch screen
ThorSokar: They have many things to chirp about
jessieimproved: Bird video chats are so cute
CAKHost: I get the feeling that most birb cats involve parrots.
CAKHost: *chats
CAKHost: Too many cats this stream XD
RockPusher: I did see interesting discussion of what impact do birds unique visual system properties may have on their perception of a video call
Earthenone: !birb
LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
CAKHost:
I heard tweeting and I was unsure if that was outside or coming from the stream 
TheMerricat: So chat, I was recently forced to watch an interaction between a pet owner and a 'concerned citizen' who told the pet owner they were a horrible person for playing with their cat with laser pointer because 'it induces neurosis in the cat because it can never catch the dot' ... I've never of this, have any of you?
Juliamon: I've heard about that, but I have no idea of the veracity
CAKHost: TheMerricat Nope
7gorobei: i would place a treat in some part of the room, play laser catch and end on the treat. the cat got the satisfaction of catching and eating
Juliamon: I would think that if the cat was not satisfied with its dot chase, it would not bother
ThorSokar: when did you break your finger Cori?
Mollylele: my grandfather was a bones !
Mollylele: how dare
RockPusher: Given cats chase all sorts of ephemeral phenomena entirely on their own accord, I can't imagine the laser pointer is any worse than that
CAKHost: Yeah I would assume the cat would loss interest if it can't catch it
Mollylele: but we're talking about hands
Juliamon: You cannot force a cat to play with something it doesn't want to play with.
RockPusher: The only concern I have with cats and laser pointers is making sure the laser pointer isn't too high power
CAKHost: I also remember a video of a person writing on a page saying 'time for spider' and drew a tiny spider on the page and the cat started to pat at it trying to get the 'spider'
CAKHost: The video cut a bit after but I'm sure the cat just eventually got bored and left.
ThorSokar: More than Larry my old school bus driver!
CAKHost: Making sure a laser pointer isn't that high of power and also never shine it in the cat's eyes if you can.
Juliamon: There's a tiny spot on my parents' bedroom wall where some furniture scraped paint off, and every once in awhile our cat will decide to attack it unprompted.
aristogg: <message deleted>Hey does anyone know how to get midjourney for cheap
Juliamon: Not here please.
aristogg: ok
RockPusher: Sad Robutt
ThorSokar: Robutt is so tired of your bs, hah
CAKHost: I left all the glue from a glitter glue pen to dry out and it apparently has a lot of bubbles in it. Neat!
Tackysocks: it was cool hanging out, but i gtg! see you guys later!
RockPusher: later Tackysocks
Juliamon: If it isn't, then the glue isn't doing its job
ThorSokar: hand 2.0
RockPusher: Hand — Now New & Improved!
CAKHost: Hand, now with 180 degrees of action!
Lysander_salamander: That robot looks familiar, but I can't remember where I saw it before.
Lysander_salamander: Is it from one of of the Godzilla movies?
Lysander_salamander: oh, thanks
Juliamon: I hate my thumbs, they hurt all the time and I can't let them rest
Mollylele: I'm of the opinion that we could use more thumbs
Juliamon: thumb braces are also wildly uncomfy
Mollylele: I want a thumb on each side of the hand
Lysander_salamander: I think I saw one episode of it and forgot to watch the rest. I will try to catch up on it
Strebenherz: THUMBS
beowuuf: a thumb in every home!
CAKHost: Ultra Man didn't have to punch that robot, I hope? D:
CAKHost: They look so sad. :c
ThorSokar: I mean if you have the right genetics you can have 5 fingers and 1 thumb
v_nome: Oops All Thumbs
Mollylele: would swap thumb for suction cup
Juliamon: I cannot get the stream to load
Juliamon: very cool and good
ThorSokar: that's clearly a trade down
LordZarano: Extra hand(s) over thumbs any day
Mollylele: suction cup on wrist? or center of palm? back of hand?
Juliamon: I got it back... briefly
RockPusher: It's Angel's magnetic personality
ThorSokar:
Take rigorous backups when Angel is around 
TheMerricat:
steam working on this end. Sorry @Juliamon 
ThorSokar: hahaha, fair
jessicaengle: We've already established that apple devices respond to paw input
Juliamon: I'm getting like 5 seconds of contextless stream per minute, so I guess I'll just be chat-only for now
ThorSokar:
Random files disappearing w/o hdd failure IS new to me, and I'm 
ThorSokar: well, you hand currently has 0
RockPusher: I should identify the drives I am planning on rotating out so I know the correct ones to disconnect tomorrow
EricTheOrange: "hey chat if you were in the more knuckles pile... sorry." is a good quote.
DarthRagnar815: Knuckles & Knuckles & Knuckles?
RockPusher:
Lewd Wood‽ 
ThorSokar:
Cori's mind is frequently in the gutter 
LordZarano: Those knuckes are mostly tendon anyway
RockPusher:
Hand has been removed from the crush-hazard sign 
EricTheOrange: can hands make you feel
ThorSokar: YET
RockPusher: Erotic hand…
ThorSokar: it's not lude YET
ThorSokar: Like someone's been working at a charcoal plant all day
beowuuf: better about life and life choices
jessicaengle: Pretty good hand.
v_nome: Hand-some?
TheMerricat: That is 100% Soldier's hand from TF2
DarthRagnar815: Out of focus.
jessicaengle: I give it a thumbs up
ThorSokar: Oh, someone's being Back-to-the-Future'd
Lysander_salamander: hand in the middle of a sandstorm or a blizzard. Stuff flying in between your vision and the hand
RockPusher: The hand of someone who travelled back in time and set up a love triangle between them, their mom and their dad.
Lysander_salamander: oh neat
Lysander_salamander: I should practice my hatching technique. It's probably atrophied a bit.
EricTheOrange: baby
RockPusher: Kitty demands attention!
jessicaengle: The LRRing will continue until morale improves
Brozard: Shel Silverstein
ThorSokar: ^
ThorSokar:
I'll get the Ibuprofine for our backs 
v_nome: Unless you're Dorian Grey
jessicaengle: Good robit.
LordZarano: Ring finger is a little invisible
ThorSokar: failure is always an option
Sarah_Serinde:
It's fine don't listen to Ian 
RockPusher: Tiltychat knows better than to listen to Ian
Sarah_Serinde:
I mean in general, yes, pay artists, but not if they keep telling you no 
LordZarano: Iirc donations to animal shelters is Angel's preferred payment method
ThorSokar: "what happened?" "threshing accident"
ThorSokar: WOOOOW
beowuuf: thanks cori! thanks angel!
RockPusher: Thank you Angel!
Mollylele: bye Angel & thanks !
Strebenherz: Bye Angel! Take care out there!!
RockPusher: Huggle some kitties!
ThorSokar: snow doggos came out great
v_nome: Oh no, somebody made off with my pronouns. I forgot to check!
patbaer: Hi
patbaer: Yes
RockPusher:
Thank you Cori! 
Mollylele: 🐝
ThorSokar:
Until Next Time 
LordZarano:

RockPusher:

LordZarano: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (56m from now).
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
TimIAm: !next
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