Crossing the Streams || Jackbox

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  Juliamon: (WE can still rig it if we want to, but it's a lot of work)
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   Anubis169: too much work, enough work that we'll need free doughnuts for a year
  Juliamon: Ultimately, we're too lazy. It has to be a REALLY good goof to get us to bother.
ButButTheJesus: !chat
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 CouldntPickAUsername: I have returned
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 CouldntPickAUsername: I'm back from New York
  Juliamon: mochi donuts only
 beowuuf: !updog
  LRRbot: Not much. What's !updog with you? 
 beowuuf: that's was a cool tweak to the bot 
Pal_Friendpatine: !Next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
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  Juliamon: Now I want donuts, this sucks
 Earthenone: i just had doughnuts
 Earthenone: they were, medium
ButButTheJesus: @Earthenone I prefer rare
 saucemaster5000: shoot, just tuned in and now I want donuts too
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the secret is to be in a perpetual state of donut-wanting
 Mazrae: Donuts just got here and what's this talk about donuts
 saucemaster5000: this is a sartrian hell
 GhostValv: the donut state machine is a O
 WearingCats_CwC: Does everyone just have donuts? I think all I've got is welsh cakes
DoodlestheGreat: I have a cookie.
 airylan: I've got potato chips and no doughnuts
 saucemaster5000: I'm gonna make blintzes in a little bit
 Lizardman175: hmm I should go grab a cookie as well
 KaleidoscopeMind: chocolate truffle here
 TehAmelie: it's 2 am and i have physically no way to have a donut in under 5 hours
 Mazrae: I need to learn how to make donuts because I have one of these for Christmas
 Mazrae: <message deleted>https://www.macys.com/shop/product/bella-mini-donut-baker?ID=14510521&pla_country=US&CAGPSPN=pla&trackingid=509x1051806937&m_sc=sem&m_sb=Google&m_tp=PLA&m_ac=Google_SH_PLA_Cookware&m_ag=CookwareCatchAll&m_cn=GS_Cookware_Catchall_PLA&m_pi=go_cmp-10502580682_adg-100646372061_ad-447082080378_pla-293946777986_dev-m_ext-_prd-829486175152USA&gclid=CjwKCAjw0ZiiBhBKEiwA4PT9z3nP2ot6hz098JZq_PHG0VFSZ-TvRwXHXpJy7Q87p_DpvtYKueu3hBoCoSkQAvD_BwE
CaptainCoriale: I've got the remains of a failed japanese cheesecake.  mostly custard, but still tasty,
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I have a burrito and maduros, which isn't a donut but is tasty
 They_Are_Alyx: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2s ago).
  Juliamon: Maybe shorturl that bad boy
 TehAmelie: that was a chonky link
jacqui_lantern234: chat, why must yall insist on making me hungry? 
 saucemaster5000: maduros sound good rn, love me some plantains
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum: plantains are extremely goated frfr
 Mazrae: Sorry I'm not quite sure how to shorten the link
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 neisan2112: It's Time for some Jack
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 letfireraindown: WOOOO!  JackBox Time?!
 SymphonicLolita: time 2 catch the jack box party pox
 beowuuf: @Mazrae bitly or tinyurl are two off the top of the head to submit to make shorter links
  Juliamon: I hope everyone's prepared for tonight, we've got a drugged Cori and a guest patbaer!
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 fastlane250:  we get signal 
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 laikagoat:   
 SymphonicLolita:  
 RockPusher:   
TheAinMAP: Signal.
Riandisa:   
 GhostValv:   
LeeshaJoy: Time to box some jacks, or possibly jack some boxes
 They_Are_Alyx:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 airylan: 
 beowuuf:    
 shurtal: time to JACK SOME BOXES
 TheWriterAleph:   
 Earthenone:   
 Going_Medium:   
 Edgarware:   
 RockPusher: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a distinct lack of rats
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 Arclight_Dynamo: The word of the day is: TOOB
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 LinearGif:  It's Jacking time
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 TheWriterAleph: boxjackboxjack
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 TehAmelie: Jack in the Box is sproinging out as we speak
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 LadyAiluros: Wooo Jackbox!
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DaxStrife: (Strong Mad voice:) "HOORAY FOR BOX."
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 Rytel: BOX BOX BOX BOX BOX
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 Rytel: BOX BOX BOX BOX BOX
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 fastlane250: @DaxStrife It's tough bein' a box!
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amospiritus: WOO JACKBOX! WOO PARTY! WOO PACK!
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 Mazrae: Ah I will try and remember to do that for next time I had just did it quickly from my phone and I didn't realize how long it was until I sent the message
 SmithKurosaki: Jackbox!
jacqui_lantern234: also chat! reminder that i love you all AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!! 
 SmithKurosaki: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: 40 points of acid damage
macintose: jaxbax, I'm in!
 SmithKurosaki: @jacqui_lantern234 NO U
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TheAinMAP: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: box text
DaxStrife: @fastlane250 
kusinohki: meows
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 sheqesi: 5 YEARS!!!  Thank you for 5 years of laughs!!
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 sheqesi: 5 YEARS!!!  Thank you for 5 years of laughs!!
beesnees43: Meow!!!
jacqui_lantern234: @SmithKurosaki ill LITERALLY fite u irl!!!
 PharaohBender27: @jacqui_lantern234 
 SmithKurosaki: @jacqui_lantern234 Next month! 
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight we're playing Jackbox in boxes! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FuhK4HDakAAly-G.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1650651684442624000
jacqui_lantern234: @SmithKurosaki you cant avoid me! we're both working Anime North!!! 
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 lirazel64 is happy to love Chat passively.
 HbombAndFriends:      
kusinohki: Jacques  bocks
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 hurricanealpaca:   
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SaxPython: yo, bonus Pat Baer?
CAKHost: Time to put the party in the box, Jack
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 MaxTurkeyFlaps: A perfect game for my THREE YEARS!
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 HbombAndFriends: @saxpython Indeed
 They_Are_Alyx: Ayy Pat's joining the party tonight!
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 aussie_rob_w: Party time!
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  Serifina: Party time? Is that... LEGAL?!
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yoshiminun: finally a jackbox stream I can join in as audience XD
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 LordShadner: Woo finally it's been so long since I got to watch Live 
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 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
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 RandomTrivia: Experience B O X
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jacqui_lantern234: @RandomTrivia hi friend whomst is loved AGGRESSIVELY
 RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia *holds up mirror*
 HbombAndFriends: 100 LRR w/ bonus Pat! Yay!
jacqui_lantern234: @RandomTrivia cool, now youre loved AND you have a mirror
Snowcookies: wasshoi
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An anonymous user gifted a Tier 1 sub to jacqui_lantern234! 
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 yoshiminun: @laikagoat thank you for the sub XD 
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 leBigMacD: Let's Jack those Boxes!!!
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 RandomTrivia: @jacqui_lantern234   
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 laikagoat: @yoshiminun  
 RockPusher:   
 TehAmelie: hello friends whom i love in ways i don't know how to express!
 RandomTrivia: Cori 
 Brozard: Pat!
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
 emberBecky:  
TheAinMAP: Hello.
 justthorne: Salutations @TehAmelie !!!!!
 laikagoat: pat!
ButButTheJesus: hullo frens!
 Terr0rc0tta: PB!
 fastlane250: this gon b gud
 Fruan: 8 players!
DoodlestheGreat: Hello, you crazy peoples!
Manwichcannon: 
baltimore_667083: greetings!
 RockPusher:  Notes!
kusinohki: hello friends.  what is love?  baby, don't hurt me
 RandomTrivia:  ?
CAKHost: \o/
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  Serifina: Ooooh, we've upgraded to MEGA entertainment network
 TheWriterAleph: yay!
iarethel0ser: Prep work!
 PharaohBender27: 
 jacqui_lantern234: @TehAmelie should i scream at chat some more to help you express it? 
Snowcookies: yay jackbox
 MegaDosX: Woo!
 yoshiminun: hype hype hype
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: i love jacking AND boxes, so this is  a huge value add for me
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
 GhostValv: D:
 laikagoat:  
 RockPusher: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Fugi 
 laikagoat:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 Mazrae: Got the link ready to join the spider pile later
 tidehollowcat: I saw this coming
 SymphonicLolita: 
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
 justthorne: wow! @GhostofJeffGoldblum
 HbombAndFriends:   
 Brozard: Pat, that was an amazing reaction to Ian
 RockPusher:   
 yoshiminun: wut wuuuut XD
 rasterscan: I mean, the Gundam recommendations right now are straight up Witch from Mercury, right?
 korvys: "Pat bear"? That seems like a dangerous instruction...
 aussie_rob_w: I would like to hear these takes
Snowcookies: or they hate you? 
 GhostValv: 
WalkingProfanity subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
 WalkingProfanity: I love your boxing matches.
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 TehAmelie: sounds lovely
 WearingCats_CwC: I have Gundam recommendations: G Gundam is bad, and I don't care who says otherwise
 Simonark: I aim to be credibly pleasant.
Twilight_Spark subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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SaxPython: #PleasantLyfe
 saucemaster5000: we try to be pleasant. then we type things
 HbombAndFriends: It is nice at the 
 GhostValv: D:
 laikagoat: D:
 MegaDosX: 
 emberBecky: brave
 MegaDosX: Matt woke up and chose violence
  Serifina: Someone chose violence
ButButTheJesus: Matt nooooooo
 Sogheim: oh no he did not
 jacqui_lantern234: "small and incredibly pleasant" is also how i have been described
 Fruan: You can also find Pat on Mastodon as @patbaer@mastodon.content.town
 PipPosit: But what about tiny robots?
 Mazrae: Matt is a little punchy
 aussie_rob_w: Matt chose FIIIITE
  Serifina: @MegaDosX gdi you beat me
 niccus: you would definitely need a longer pole than 10 ft
 Rytel: Matt's perspective makes it look like he's wearing a tiny jaunty hat
 korvys: Giant Robot probably do have 10 ft polls...
 PharaohBender27: 
 TehAmelie: the giant robots never mattered, it's what the giant robots can tell us about ourselves
 MegaDosX: @Serifina lmao get got
 LinearGif: 10 feet of pole would not reach
 aussie_rob_w: 
 A_Dub888: Nelson "Positive Reinforcement" Salahub
 Thefluffiestguineapig: korvs got there before I could
 RockPusher:   
 RandomTrivia: 
 GhostValv: fair
  Serifina: @MegaDosX watch it or I'll introduce you to some other nonsense deck
SaxPython: 
glowingnova: Cori here with the real W
 Rytel: Oops All Gundams stream
 MegaDosX: @Serifina Don't threaten me with a good time
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 jessieimproved: the transitions tonight are going to be  i can tell
  Juliamon: What is that, a giant robot for ants?
flouncy_magooo: Does Nelson know the game his background is from?
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/VainSparklyPresidentMrDestructoid-7m8S-Gf9YxqNQkfk
  Serifina: @MegaDosX muahahahaha
tinaun: my favorite robot is TOE
 yoshiminun: trivia murder party is my fave jackbox game. hope they play that today
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 SymphonicLolita: mood
Wrexadecimal: pour one out for jet alone
 TehAmelie: is an elephant an evangelion for ants?
 GhostValv: you open the file or stream
ButButTheJesus: SAME
 TeamDarkBeginning: Nobody does, Beej. Nobody does
KingOfDoma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 115 months!
 KingOfDoma: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuùuuuuuuuuuuuup
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 KingOfDoma: Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuùuuuuuuuuuuuup
 jacqui_lantern234: dont worry, beej, no one does!!!
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 NewtyNewts: I've done it! After 27 months...!
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 NightValien28: no one does, beej, no one does
 coachNelly: @flouncy_magooo we control the horixontal and the vertical
Wrexadecimal: Witch From Mercury tho? 
 aussie_rob_w: I don’t either! There’s so many!
 RockPusher: Are you an Earth-Ian or a Space-Ian‽
 saucemaster5000: best robot is wood man from MM2
 HbombAndFriends: I’ve been ok with “Don’t”. 
DAC169: 
 Simonark: Beej is the Ten Eyed Man, confirmed
 jacqui_lantern234: "when are the girls gonna kiss?!?!" i scream at Birdie Wing
Pteraspidomorphi: I tried to watch a gundam once and it was good. I tried to watch a gundam another time and it was bad. How can you tell?? Impossible!
 flatluigi: engage?
  mowdownjoe: *bonks Beej*
 RandomTrivia: 
ANeMzero: I don't think we can watch gundam on twitch
DelphineSynastria: "If you know how to watch Gundam, keep it to yourself."
 azureHaights: I didn't notice that was Beej talking and legit thought it was Cookie (or whatever his actual name is)
 CaptainSpam: All I know is chicks dig giant robots.
 PharaohBender27: 
 MegaDosX: Outstanding
 public_key_reveal_party: Bubbon
 RandomTrivia: 
 flatluigi: bubbin
frank_the_great: Bubbon
 patbaer: bubbon
glowingnova: bubbbon
  Juliamon: bubbon
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: bobble the dobble
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Graham would approve of the Picard quote
ButButTheJesus: smash dat bubbler
 NewtyNewts: Bub'n
 azureHaights: Sbubbon, beep freep
 paronomasiac042: bourbon?
SaxPython: Bubb'on
 CaptainSpam: BYOBUBBBIN
 Rytel: Smosh the bubbin
 laikagoat: so is mad verse city on the cards tonight?
 fastlane250: bash dat bubbon
 GhostValv: oh no
 josh___something: D:
Wrexadecimal: Sir?
 HbombAndFriends: Bubbonic plague
NimrodXIV: thanks I hate it
 RockPusher: Engorged Bubbon
 public_key_reveal_party: thanks I hate it
 josh___something: IAN
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 RandomTrivia: IAN NO
 A_Dub888: HORNER
 Sibwow: 🅱️u🅱️🅱️on
 stevefromdetroit: i have questions
 saucemaster5000: pop the monkey, bubbon the bubussy
  mowdownjoe: IAN NO
 aussie_rob_w: IAN YES
nmjohn: Oh dang a wild Pat Baer appers
 yoshiminun: also happy Anzac day to anyone who celebrates it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUUUHHHH
 RandomTrivia: Sweet baby Shinji that's cursed
  Juliamon: time to "IAN NO" is 10 minutes, that's ten minutes
Drasvin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 68 months!
 Drasvin: Time to Box those Jacks!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Drasvin! (Today's storm count: 49)
 azureHaights: Sweet, sweet engagement!
 jessieimproved: i put my drink down
 compactdisco: If you have bubbon, please seek a medical professional
CAKHost: The 'Ian No' counter has been reset XD
SaxPython: 
 jacqui_lantern234: bubbbon
 PharaohBender27: 
 flatluigi: ALEX NO
 josh___something: ALEX D:
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 RockPusher:  in a space can
 jacqui_lantern234: CORI
 Earthenone: Verb the monkey
 RandomTrivia: @Juliamon That has to be on the leaderboard
ButButTheJesus: ALEX
Mewyabby: It's pay baer!
WriterRaven: Hi friends! Let's jack some boxes!
matthaus_c subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 32 months!
 matthaus_c: can't jack monkeys club
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 Spanked42: I prefer to spank my monkey
 public_key_reveal_party: stream is off to a wonderful start
Manwichcannon: Does it pop if it implodes?
  mowdownjoe: ALEX
 stevefromdetroit: i  prefer my  monkeys un-ooked
satyropodobny: Better Ball Baul
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 CHS_FutureGazer: Thanks for all the amazing years of content! 
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Misslinnythebaker: Now I just have "Monkey vs Robot" in my head
 Rhynerd: Ian “I need to go to jail for what I say” Horner struck again
 HbombAndFriends:        
 flatluigi: is someone shuffling scrabble tiles
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Where does popping monkeys compare to jerking dolphins
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, at least its not the acid dolphins
 beowuuf: we'd be shocked if you got it wrong
mitomanox: bubbon and the bubboninos
 Earthenone: !patreon
  LRRbot: 2743 patrons for a total of $21,429.72 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 josh___something: Hi paul!
 RandomTrivia: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
TheAinMAP: Thanks Paul.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: @thefluffiestguineapig same wavelength 🤣
nmjohn: Oh dang, I love Quixort
SaxPython: Praise Paul
ButButTheJesus: #thankpaul
micalovits: Hello Paul!
 azninsect: Praise Paul
 emberBecky: oo gosh this one
mitomanox: yay quirt 
 HbombAndFriends:  
 ContingentCat: !lovepaul
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All hail the Paul
 ContingentCat: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Hail Paul!
Mewyabby: Quixort has competitive ranked multiplayer? @nmjohn ??
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/ImpartialYummyPlumageStrawBeary-11vfFsnQeO654hH8
 Verrain2: Gonna report them to the BBB. Better Bubbon Bueau
 LordZarano: PHCX
 TehAmelie: this sport is definitely way too fast for chat to meaningfully advice, so we get to go nuts!
SaxPython: Ball ball ball
 azninsect: ball!
 jacqui_lantern234: whos Mr E Prompt?! 
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrigidResoluteCrabsTinyFace-6MPbt2VSqBypOxTQ
 MegaDosX: Ponder the orbs
DAC169: AGM --> Always Go Mystery 
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 cy0nknight: Time to dingle the bingle and support my favorite Canadian creators! Wheee
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did I miss the code?
 NewtyNewts: Mathy!
 Saintnex: the exact opposite of ball
 azninsect: ohhhh
 yoshiminun: might be easy
   LoadingReadyRun: code is PHCX (the widget doesn't work on the JB9 games)
 SymphonicLolita: 
 niccus: that's actually none sides
 azninsect: 
NimrodXIV: lol
 RockPusher: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 korvys: Does circle count as 1 or inf?
 RandomTrivia: 
 laikagoat:  
nmjohn: Brain Quest has taught me so many things
 gualdhar: Kathleen the unexpected Geometry expert
 Welbog: Rhodicuboctogon
 matthaus_c: nonagon infinity, open the door
 ContingentCat: What does Pentagon infinity open?
 TehAmelie: we did just cover pentagons in Horse Club
 Earthenone: autobots and decagons
 albatros064: it bothers me that this game doesn't actually employ quicksort, but instead insertion sort.
nmjohn: Please no non-integer sides
 azureHaights: Bestagon
 azninsect: 9.5 side shape coming up 
 MegaDosX: Oh hex
 PharaohBender27: 
 SmithKurosaki: bestagon
 A_Dub888: the bestagon
 ContingentCat: 
Pteraspidomorphi: I was expecting more trick answers
satyropodobny: the bestagon
 niccus: iconic
 korvys: 20?
 Fruan: 20
 Rhynerd: 
Alex_Frostfire: It's either 12 or 20, I can't remember.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: d20 baybee
 matthaus_c: we love icosahedrons here
 fastlane250: i honestly prefer my hexagon suns in shades of orange
 MegaDosX: I think that's 20; an icosahedron is a 20 sided polyhedral
DaxStrife: I read that as "Ico Sagan."
 PharaohBender27: Oh that can't even be real!
 saucemaster5000: megatron's brother
Mewyabby: From the hit game Ico?
 TehAmelie: that would be a million, right
 Welbog: I'm unfamiliar with megaga
 undecided44: The 2d analogue to a d20
nmjohn: RIP Gigagons
DAC169: icosagan = 20
 azninsect: gigagon coming up
 KaleidoscopeMind: at some point, that's just an approximated circle
iarethel0ser: Megagon is just a circle?
 Earthenone: megagon, link the doughnuts i once had
 RandomTrivia: That's the most poignant episode of Hunter x Hunter
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 Verrain2: Loved it when he yelled at Starscream
 justthorne: 12 is dodecagon I think
 azninsect: cori 
 niccus: now to throw in a circle
 MegaDosX: This one's actually been shockingly easy
nmjohn: Save a horse, ride a quadrilateral
LeeshaJoy: A circle could go on either end
 BrowneePoints: Isnt Septagon 7
Orxolon: good evening everybody!!
Cephallope: 🔺
 Welbog: The square hole
 rasterscan: @MegaDosX I was expecting weirder ones too.
 azninsect: the square hole
 RandomTrivia:  There it is
 DrLigmaPhD: The least sided polygon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Man that was a good game. Quadtrilateral cowboy
 MegaDosX: @rasterscan They could have made this a lot harder
 Welbog: Got it perfect
 NewtyNewts: Streak!
nmjohn: 100%
 BrowneePoints: Icosa means 20 btw
 azninsect: eyyyyyy
DelphineSynastria: Gay!
NimrodXIV: tada
Snowcookies: nice
 MegaDosX: Yeah a d20 is an icosahedron
glowingnova: killed it!
 A_Dub888:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
DAC169: 
 TehAmelie: there are some theoretical physical shapes with fewer edges than triangles, but
 RandomTrivia: 
Pteraspidomorphi: Poor octogon, not even invited to the party
 Earthenone: lrr knows their shapes!
 PharaohBender27: 
 BrowneePoints: Like an Isocahedral die
 ContingentCat:  FB touchdown
 They_Are_Alyx:    
ButButTheJesus: AYYYYYYYYYYYYY
CAKHost: \o/
 ContingentCat: * 
 shurtal: oooh, i like that slot machine feeling that gave me
 niccus: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monogon
SaxPython: Get 'em Cori
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, Isogon is a octagon?
TheAinMAP: 
 matthaus_c: icussygon
 saucemaster5000: "bavarian king ages"
nmjohn: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yep!
Joalni: 
 azninsect: uh
 NewtyNewts: OH BOY
 paronomasiac042: well, that's not a fair challenge
NimrodXIV: wut
Snowcookies: what
 Welbog: OH NO
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
micalovits: Oh no
DAC169: what? 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
Wrexadecimal: ohmy
 azninsect: OH NO
 tidehollowcat: UM
 PharaohBender27: 
 public_key_reveal_party: OH NO!
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh my god, es
 Drasvin: Oh no
 KaleidoscopeMind: uhh
 jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
CAKHost: Oh NO
 James_the_Dabbler: UH
 Brozard: 
 RockPusher:  
 Fruan: quick, pull up wikihow
  Juliamon: HOW DARE THEY
Cephallope: 
 Saintnex: heheheh
 SmithKurosaki: OH YEA
 TehAmelie: wikihow, you have finally done it. you have doomed mankind
SaxPython: Actually impossible
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh YES
ButButTheJesus: OH NO
 CaptainSpam: OH.  NO.
  Serifina:    
 Thefluffiestguineapig: nmjohn huh learn something new
 airylan: Jackbox, what have you done?!
 A_Dub888:  
  mowdownjoe: OH NO
sounderfan84: this will be good
 korvys: I mean... everywhere
 MegaDosX: This is going to be a whole thing huh
 rasterscan: Wow.  The manifest unfairness.
 KaleidoscopeMind: i feel like that's continuous
ANeMzero: this is so much worse than shapes
 Earthenone: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
 KaleidoscopeMind: UHH
 Welbog: I need an adult
 azninsect: this is SO MUCH WORSE
satyropodobny: [during]
 RandomTrivia: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
RuiFaleiro: engage rotor
 Veraphage: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WELP
  mowdownjoe: Well, who has been listening to MBMBaM?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: good ol wikihow, written by aliens
ButButTheJesus: HALP
 azninsect: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Avoid the glow.
 James_the_Dabbler: NOPE
 Simonark: You can start a kiss if you haven't breathed in eight to nine months, but you'll need to start in the mid-kiss
NimrodXIV: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 Saintnex: HAHAHAHA
 underhill33: wtf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I need an adult
 MegaDosX: Oh my god
  Serifina: Oh my GOD
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: luv 2 consciously control my saliva output
WriterRaven: pfftahahahaha
Blasteg: wikiHOW
 azninsect: this is...something else
 Welbog: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 jacqui_lantern234: IM CACKLING 
 RandomTrivia: This is so very cursed
 Brozard: Slowly turning a dial labeled "saliva" while checking with the audience
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !pardonfuck
 airylan: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Eat the shiny wasabi.
 public_key_reveal_party: This game has gone off the rails 3 times already, at least
 RealGamerCow: I just looked at this article and WOW it is a lot
 azninsect: !adult
  LRRbot: I need a different adult!
 laikagoat: theres one of these on how to apologise to a cat
 OwlStarVera: I hate everything about this prompt
SaxPython:   
 Welbog: Spider-Man Kiss
 TehAmelie: i had a dreamed where i kissed someone the other night. second time that's happened in 40 years
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
flouncy_magooo: Leave a little space for Jesus
 Simonark: Try the elbows!
DAC169: OMG!  go to google and start typing "wikihow how to" and the first suggestion is BREATHE!!   
 jacqui_lantern234: this prompt is my life
 paronomasiac042: so, is the joke of this game that the balance is garbage?
LeeshaJoy: Alex's bot flailing seems apropos
JadedCynic: that should be prep and ALL the time DURING
 Simonark: Not chitinous lip plates?
 azureHaights: Only kiss someone at another table in a silver-bordered kiss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, what?
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TheTekkieman: Complete garbage. That's WikiHow for you.
 Fruan: middleschool math vs whatever insanity this is.
 Brozard: You can tense your lips to make them hard
 Welbog: How to kiss: start by kissing
 azninsect: during saliva?
 Brozard: Nelly, you play trombone!
 YawnLance: You don't want hard lips for kissing? I've been doing it wrong this whole time
 Mazrae: Umm so this is a topic
 jacqui_lantern234: uh oh! smoochies!
 saucemaster5000: "keep a steady rhythm" "find the pressure amount that causes the most saisfying stimulation"
WriterRaven: I am learning so much from this...
 public_key_reveal_party: Saliva IS so early cori
Snowcookies: Someone (after this) find this wikihow lol
 niccus: hi, lockpicking lawyer here,
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Saliva's so early" Coriander Dickinson
 azninsect: "i think we flubbed kissing"
 Simonark: You've passed out from not breathing by "Lock Lips"
 saucemaster5000: "throw away key"
SaxPython: #doomed
 MegaDosX: "(optional)"
 azninsect: PAUL!
 TehAmelie: Hard Lips would be such a rad soft core porn star name
 Gadora: This category is sure a thing.
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CAKHost: XD
 RandomTrivia: Paul 
 Earthenone: if at least one partner is french...
 jacqui_lantern234: PAUL YES
NimrodXIV: um
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 WearingCats_CwC: For what!?
JadedCynic: PAUL
Wrexadecimal: uhhh
CAKHost: But also: D:
 NewtyNewts: Kiss with hands
 IbunWest: touch the lips
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IN KISSING
 PharaohBender27: Use your hands HOW!?
 public_key_reveal_party: JAZZ HANDS!
 azninsect: use hands...to kees?
 jacqui_lantern234: WHAT DO YOU MEAN HANDS 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 James_the_Dabbler: ???
DelphineSynastria: IN WHAT WAY
 RockPusher: Step 0: Consent!
 Veraphage: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Have you tried turning it off?
 emberBecky: every single one of these is going to be wrong and it's gonna be amazing
 Simonark: "Frantic Gesticulating When?"
 ContingentCat: 
 HbombAndFriends: 
 LinearGif: Soft petting
 NewtyNewts: Make lips with your hands
LeeshaJoy: okay but this is a wiki, when was this sampled?
 airylan: I looked up the WikiHow article and it's a kind of horrifying thing.
JadedCynic: for tongue deperession?
 Earthenone: would a middle school class have an easier time with the last prompt or this one?
SaxPython: Gross
 TehAmelie: what we're learning here is that kisses by committee is bad
 saucemaster5000: use your hands to manipulate your partner's lips
 niccus: this is only vaguely sfw https://www.wikihow.com/Kiss
 A_Dub888: There are MULTIPLE WikiHows on the subject
 rasterscan: T_T
 public_key_reveal_party: thanks I hate it
 rasterscan: That was cruel.
 RandomTrivia: Well this sure was an experience that happened to all of us
hi_im_emily: @A_Dub888 and they're all incorrect
 azninsect: wikiHow.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum pulls out his Baguette
Alex_Frostfire: @niccus This is also the one informing the order.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A_Dub888 I know that forever
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: let's try French, babye
 MegaDosX: WikiHow, more like WikiWhy
 Welbog: The difficulty cliff of this game's rounds
petey_vonwho: Jackbox rigged!
 RandomTrivia: Like spaghetti, but it takes AGES
 azninsect: isnt that just kissing but in french
 Simonark: Next up "WikiWhy?"
Alness49: This is why I'm not dating Wikihow
  mowdownjoe: Everyone would, Nelson.
JadedCynic: 'test with tongue' is just licking their lips, for example
micalovits: Daddy or cowards
 azninsect: Daddy
 IbunWest: Daddies? 
 emberBecky: I can see those wikihow illustrations in my mind's eye and I hate it
 Mollylele: daddy or riot
 matthaus_c: celebriddy
ButButTheJesus: daddy?
Alex_Frostfire: I can't do this one.
 TehAmelie: 
  Serifina: Oh I can do this. Probably.
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 azureHaights: marvel. Not mcu.
 IbunWest: Where are Graham and Matt when you need them
 Mollylele: fkn nerds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can do
 SymphonicLolita: james just jolted up in bed
 Earthenone: is there a phone a james?
 ClodiumSoride: semi-serious question: how do French people refer to the act that Americans call "French kissing"?
 Saintnex: Wow these mystery prompts are NOT balanced imo lol
 Diabore: tag me in
 Mazrae: So this team gets the easier topics
DAC169: Team Green Juice getting all the easy prompts here
TheTekkieman: Calling it. Hulk Meets Thor is in this.
 public_key_reveal_party: @IbunWest the wrong matt was booked
ANeMzero: the question is: are these MCU movies, or Marvel in general
 RockPusher: James and Wiggins kick in the door
 RandomTrivia: James and Wiggins will be screaming at their screens
 RandomTrivia: 
 RandomTrivia: @RockPusher same braincell
 Earthenone: i mean it hasend in the name
 MegaDosX: Not wrong Cori
 NewtyNewts: The earliest end!
 TehAmelie: there have been like 15 movies post Endgame, right
JadedCynic: James & Wiggins both texting you obsessively
 IbunWest: Iron Man 2 definitely before Iron Man 3 I know that much
 matthaus_c: is iron man 2 the one we pretend don't exist
 saucemaster5000: aw, was hoping they'd throw in some non mcu bs
 airddragon: lmao
 RockPusher: Might be after Iron Man 1 but before Iron Man 3 
 public_key_reveal_party: @matthaus_c I think so
 Diabore: straight in the bin
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: doctor sleep is amazing but not a marvel movie
 TehAmelie: it's a real bad movie too
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's a fever dream
  Juliamon: matthaus_c yeah
 MegaDosX: Cast it into the fire
LeeshaJoy: This is a Shining spinoff
 TehAmelie: ooh, controversy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 There you go
 Welbog: HMMM
 niccus: is this before or after iron man 2
 DiscordianTokkan: I love the Om Nom noises
 CastleOtranto: But a really good Stephen King thing
CAKHost: Iron man is like the first?
CAKHost: Oh right Hulk...
 MegaDosX: Iron Man actually came before Incredible Hulk
 Brozard: Hulk was after Iron Man
  Juliamon: lit the only thing I remember from Iron Man 2 is Tony pissing his suit at a party
 azninsect: leave space for jesus/other movies
jessicaengle: Megamind!
CAKHost: Ow
 Ravensfest: Hulk was the same year but after Ironman
jessicaengle: 
Alex_Frostfire: Oh, that's a fun decoy.
Cephallope: I wish
micalovits: Not marvel, but best movie mentioned so far
 TehAmelie: wait, we never talked about if this is publication order or plot order
 RandomTrivia: If Spiderman (2002) is in here that would be a massive troll
 BrowneePoints: @juliamon mickey rourke!
 Welbog: That's got Dreamworksface
DAC169: Megamind was a great movie 
JadedCynic: good film, but not marvel yeah
 saucemaster5000: c'mon, throw in like the 70s Doctor Strange movie!
 Diabore: immediately after 2
  Juliamon: BrowneePoints My brain chooses to assume Whiplash was his own movie and not involved with Iron Man
 rogerivany: Megamind is within arms reach of me.
jessicaengle: If Megamind is in the MCU now, I hope Freakazoid is not far behind
micalovits: I should rewatch Megamind
 RockPusher: Not yet integrated but maybe one day
 RandomTrivia: It didn't say *MCU* movies, just *Marvel* movies
  Juliamon: It's Origins: Wolverine anyway
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's a fox movie yeah
 Fruan: It's not a Marvel STUDIOS movie.
JadedCynic: technically...
 Welbog: Wolverine: The First Alpha Fight
 r10pez10: megamind meme: no sorting?
 blip2004: fyi Blade is also a Marvel movie
 TehAmelie: Megamind is quite good, even if it was immediately overshadowed by Despicable Me
 Saintnex: Oh right, it was just Marvel movies wasnt it
 Rhynerd: Before strange
 laikagoat: round 3 is the only rearrange round
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 Mcgwee: Ello
 MegaDosX: Not in this round
 NewtyNewts: Wow, I got it perfect?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was so close! I just had Ultron and Iron Man 3 swapped
 MegaDosX: The stinger in Iron Man 2 was Coulson finding Mjolnir, leading into Thor
 niccus: letters of the alphabet (backwards)
 TehAmelie: numbers from 1-10
 KBKarma: Backjox?!
 BrowneePoints: They picked several that were very clustered
  Serifina: God they needed to consult me, I got it perfect. I was sitting there groaning in pain for some. 
 Simonark: Cyrillic it is!
 niccus: unicode collation order
 TehAmelie: ah, this is when you'd have needed Kathleen
 NewtyNewts: Imagine if the music one was King Gizzard
CAKHost: I helped... kinda! 
JadedCynic: @Simonark alex is on the team tho 
 MegaDosX: @Serifina But that would be cheating 
 LadyAiluros: James feels an annoyance in t he force and has no idea why
 airylan: I missed a few, but only a couple wrong. It adds up though.
 Rhynerd: Oh, a music one!
 IbunWest: This is going to go well
 BrowneePoints: @juliamon very fair
ButButTheJesus: @Serifina I know that feel. not in this category but otherwise.
 azninsect: hmmm
  Serifina: @MegaDosX cheating is fun!
  mowdownjoe: Oh, Kathleen wishes she had the music one.
 Verrain2: Shoot me.
 Mazrae: Awww crap
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am so glad I got the other
hi_im_emily: "please, mr. donuts is my father. just call me duncan."
 IbunWest: And by well I mean it will probably be very funny
 azninsect: no idea
 TehAmelie: *immediately calls the fashion police*
jessicaengle: Mmmm i cream
 MegaDosX: Welp. I'd be useless on this one.
 saucemaster5000: where does "muppet skin" go?
Cephallope: The only fashion I know is monster hunter
 PharaohBender27: Oh FFS I misread my phone and thought the newest Marvel movie was on top, not the other way around >_<
  Juliamon: This will be fun to see, I know a lot of these thanks to my sister's Macy's job
 Rhynerd: I will learn something by the end of this round.
 NewtyNewts: I think Team Two may have gotten screwed twice now.
 azureHaights: I am literally randoming everything
 Saintnex: good lord, this is brutal lol
 Nuurgle: these are all Starbucks drinks
 KBKarma: Query: who are Pat?
 KBKarma: I don't  think I've seen him on a stream before.
  Juliamon: KBKarma patbaer
 BrowneePoints: Also I learned last week Genndy Tartakovsky storyboard the big Ironman/War Machine action scene in Ironman2, which is why it was so good
 TehAmelie: nova means new, so. . .
 Fruan: You could found that as a brand and make Jackbox a liar
 DiscordianTokkan: Oops All Garbage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma Same
ButButTheJesus: no clue
 KBKarma: @Juliamon Danke.
jessicaengle: Sick fashion burn from Paul
 IbunWest: that's a real brand
 MegaDosX: Paul with his fashion opinions
 Earthenone: stack them all in the trashcan
 Arclight_Dynamo: Fashion Nova is a subsidiary of Gamma Rayon Burst.
 saucemaster5000: that's a hamburger
  Juliamon: This one's the fake
 TehAmelie: hmm i know Alexander the Macedonian but
 RockPusher: M'King
 PharaohBender27: @KBKarma He has been on some streams before, though I think it's been a while
 Fruan: What happens if you trash everything?
 KBKarma: I suspect they've binned some legit ones.
 NewtyNewts: Soup ream
 niccus: i prefer super supreme
 Ravensfest: Big mistake Stella McCartney is real.
 TehAmelie: Burrito Supreme?
  Juliamon: I think this is older than FashionNova
 RandomTrivia: You'll have to imagine the opening of Also Sprach Zarathustra for yourselves https://i.imgur.com/ek1HOZG.gif
 public_key_reveal_party: It's impressive how they came up with 20 fake fashion brands
 MegaDosX: @Fruan No points for it I guess
 HbombAndFriends: @kbkarma Pat is a friend of LRR who is doing a charity stream on Thursday
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I like the Supremes
 DiscordianTokkan: I know the Moist Talkers liked Slurpreme, or somethig
 Simonark: Fashion Brand or Superman Knock-Off?
 Earthenone: that was in back to the future right?
  Juliamon: Yes
 Rhynerd: Poor blue team.
 NewtyNewts: @RandomTrivia Smooooooth
 LinearGif: It's Calvin Coolidge
 TehAmelie: Klein was around in nazi times, i know that one
  Juliamon: It's so uggo
JadedCynic: OLD
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 matthaus_c: Chanel Firebal
 IbunWest: Channel is from Alpha right
baltimore_667083: peppa pig gucci > any name brand
 rasterscan: Nelson is killing me.
hi_im_emily: @TehAmelie and coco chanel was a literal nazi
  Juliamon: Channel and Versayce
 Simonark: Old enough to have questionable ties to the Second World War
 NewtyNewts: Chanel, not quite Channel
 BrowneePoints: The English Chanel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HbombAndFriends Thank you, also good for them
 rasterscan: @Juliamon T_T
 gualdhar: as a person of Italian heritage these pronunciations make my ears bleed
WriterRaven: Fashion is a form of ugliness so great that it must be rediagnosed every six months. =P
 Ravensfest: Chanel is so much older!
 saucemaster5000: actually got to see a pretty cool exhibit about the history of Dior
SquidVorb: Dangit, I'm here late
 KBKarma: Lecroix?
SquidVorb: Stupid notifications
 BrowneePoints: Lacoste
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 niccus: you're thinking of lacoste, yeah
JadedCynic: 80's yuppie polo shirts
Snowcookies: it's real
 IbunWest: Lacoste is the brand
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 fastlane250: it's a town, at least.
 RandomTrivia: Oops
 LadyAiluros: am I physically in pain listening to this, I used to teach fashion
 iiieye: I thought supreme was a skate brand
  Juliamon: Rihanna's
hi_im_emily: this is rihanna's last name
jessicaengle: Fentanyl?
 BrowneePoints: The Croc
JadedCynic: fentanyl?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Would HBC count? Cuz that'd be OLD.
 SajuukSjet: crocodile logo, right?
 rogerivany: I have no idea about any of these.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Nelson
 MegaDosX: 1909?!?
 azninsect: oh is it lacoste?
 RockPusher: my grouping was surprisingly good
jessicaengle: Turns out I am not fashionable.
DaxStrife: Nelly just made an American cop have a seizure just by saying fentanyl. 
 matthaus_c: Lacrosse was a trick on Lacoste, yeah
 Mcgwee: Sitting in ff14 Gaius cutscenes waiting for the fight lol
 randomblathering: Fun fact: Stella McCartney is also Paul’s Daughter.
 TehAmelie: oh yeah i was thinking of Hugo Boss not Calvin Klein
 MegaDosX: Stop lying to them game 
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Pteraspidomorphi: I'm glad I'm on the low difficulty team
SquidVorb: What games did I miss chat?
JadedCynic: @DaxStrife Good Guy Nelly
 IbunWest: I only know Lacoste because they do a lot of tennis clothing
 rogerivany: I thought Stella McCartney had her own brand.
Snowcookies: @SquidVorb this is the first gam
 Earthenone: @SquidVorb this is game 1
Inglonias: @SquidVorb none, as far as I know
  mtvcdm: Round 3, the easiest round
SquidVorb: Thanks chat
 azninsect: that was rough
 Earthenone: unless you count the intro talking about giant robots as a game 
jessicaengle: Emergent juice
 RockPusher: !birb
  LRRbot: Wark, wark!
 azureHaights: The Juice Is Extant
 SymphonicLolita: BIRB
 PharaohBender27: 
 KBKarma: BIRDS.
 emberBecky: ohh no fair
 IbunWest: Rigged
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, can do
 niccus: depends on the kind of birds
 RandomTrivia: Well then
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: dinosaur time  baby let's fgo
 azninsect: oh come on this is rigged 
micalovits: Oh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dinosaurs FTW
 Mazrae: All for Ian
 RandomTrivia: 
 laikagoat: oh this one caused many shouts on nlss
 KBKarma: Where's Brennan Lee Mulligan when you need him.
 PhorrestGaze: Bird facts!
TheAinMAP: 
  mtvcdm: Okay then
 Rhynerd: Birds!
 NewtyNewts: Not biological birds then?
 saucemaster5000: c'mon now
 Earthenone: is this going to be ians slumdog millionare moment?
 niccus: ontological birds
  mtvcdm: "Bird" facts
 Ravensfest: 1969 Seasame Street
 Diabore: 
 KBKarma: A bird pecked you!
 azureHaights: unsubscribe #birdfacts
 public_key_reveal_party: sir?
ButButTheJesus: wut
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh I assure you, the bird is very real
 RockPusher: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
hi_im_emily: 2019
NimrodXIV: honk
 A_Dub888: @azureHaights Thank you for subscribing to bird facts
 MegaDosX: hjonk
jessicaengle: The birb future
 LadyAiluros: H O N K
 flatluigi: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 NonUniqueGuy: After twitter for sure
ButButTheJesus: HONK
 Akaiatana: But the pecking order!
 Mazrae: What desert bus is that
  mtvcdm: This is 2023, we're all always getting pecked by birds
 KBKarma: HONK
 IbunWest: Trash it never went viral.
 airylan: honk
 Rhynerd: 2020, right?
Inglonias: Is untitled goose game pre or post covid?
TheAinMAP: 
 saucemaster5000: Still remembering when they were sorting gay icons and one was "I M STR8"
 PharaohBender27: @Mazrae 2019
 RandomTrivia: Untitled Bus Fundraiser was 2019
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the bird is growing increasingly violent
 azninsect: haha this list is amazing
 KBKarma: I've had that happen.
 NewtyNewts: chikkin
 rogerivany: Sue bird is 40ish isn't she?
 azureHaights: After "pecked"
CAKHost: So many angry birbs!
 MegaDosX: I got swooped by a magpie about ten years ago
 public_key_reveal_party: Untitled goose game is already on there!
JadedCynic: 1998 for me
  mtvcdm: Sue Bird's 42.
 Ravensfest: Sue Bird born in 1980
duckace11: wait isn't that a first lady
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ian...
 KBKarma: Spoiler: don't go near plover nests.
JadedCynic: 1980s
 philippekav: I'm guess Sue bird is related to Larry Bird ?
 Rhynerd: LRR: notable not pissing off birds since forever
 SquareDotCube: 1993
 CaptainSpam: Ian "Usidore" Horner
greenday61892: Surprisingly no Sue Bird is not related to Larry Bird
  mtvcdm: @philippekav No relation
 Ravensfest: batman returns 1992
JadedCynic: No Larry debuted in the 70s
baltimore_667083: Indiana State's own Larry Bird
JadedCynic: 50s
 Simonark: Let's take a moment to celebrate that noone here refuses to admit their bird timeline mistakes. No poultry excuses from this team.
 IbunWest: @philippekav No but it has become a bit of a running gag between them
JadedCynic: 2000?
 philippekav: cool cool thanks chat
greenday61892: And yeah Sue Bird is in her 40s, played at UConn from like.... 98-02 I wanna say
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: way before twitter
 Desruprot: 
  mtvcdm: Sue Bird's from New York, Larry from Indiana and famously nicknamed "The Hick From French Lick".
 KBKarma: A bird blackmailed you!
 CouldntPickAUsername: that song was on the work playlist, I hate that song
 NewtyNewts: A bird pecked/blackmailed/attacked you!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: this game is fun
jessicaengle: Before sesame street, Big Bird was up to shenanigans
  mtvcdm: This bird is getting real nasty
 Simonark: Anyone who has birds in the house has absolutely been blackmailed by a bird.
 rogerivany: @greenday61892 I think she just retired from the WNBA?
Inglonias:     
Alex_Frostfire: It's been over 10 years since the 2000's.
 saucemaster5000: "If you want to see your wormy child ever again...."
greenday61892: @greenday61892 Yep, she had a LONG-ass career in the WNBA
Inglonias:        
  mtvcdm: Correct, Sue retired after this last season.
 KBKarma: Is Alex drinking from a DrinkMate bottle?
Wrexadecimal: nelly was 2000, batman was 90s...
 Ravensfest: 1992
greenday61892: I think the 2021 season was her last, maybe she played last year I don't remember
 drcthulu: 89?
 FITorion: who?
 bytecaster: I didn't know Danny Devito was in Evangelion
 ninja_theory_ashrams: 2000's, we are in the 2nd decade away from the 2000's
 FITorion: It's movie?
jessicaengle:   
JadedCynic: Ian, there's 23 years since Nelly Furtado had her big hit
 laikagoat: newest
 TehAmelie: it went viral like 3 years before it was made
jessicaengle: 
  mtvcdm: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
hi_im_emily: before devito
CAKHost: I'm bad at birb facts D:
theamc2000: Honk
 KBKarma: Hownk.
 IbunWest: It's been around a long time
 MegaDosX: It's when she was born, not when WNBA was founded
  mtvcdm: The WNBA started in 1997.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, wow, i misremembered when untitiled goose game came out
 Sethalidos: !findquote goose
  LRRbot: Quote #6451: "I didn't realize how much I like having a goose in my life." —Beej [2019-10-03]
 Ravensfest: @ninja_theory_ashrams We are in the third decade since 2000
 azninsect: ohhhh
 TehAmelie: quite a twist to get a topic that crosses every genre
jessicaengle: So close
JadedCynic: SO CLOSE!
 PharaohBender27: Still, well done!
 tidehollowcat: I got it all right!
 KBKarma: So close!
 HbombAndFriends: She’s probably close you your ages. She’s towards the end of her career
JadedCynic: good effort
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So close
TheAinMAP: 
jessicaengle: A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush
aerohydra: she retired last year
Alex_Frostfire: @ninja_theory_ashrams The late 2000's are, however, still less than 20 years ago.
 SymphonicLolita: s p a e c
 MegaDosX: Oh.
 RandomTrivia: Ooooh
jessicaengle: Mark VI!
 The_Color_Twelve: Sue Bird is 42
Wrexadecimal: hmm
 azninsect: 
 fastlane250: i wish i could remember how the hell i ended up hearing about twitter back in 2008
Pteraspidomorphi: Educational
 Rhynerd: Neat!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Finding the honk in the emojis that fast is hard
 RandomTrivia: *insert Tim Curry gif here*
  mowdownjoe: SPAAAAAACE
 saucemaster5000: please all be various enterprises
 Nigouki: 1997
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, this is where I'm a viking!
Squiidd_pope: S p a c e
JadedCynic: 90s
  mtvcdm: As the proprietors of Moonbase Spacelines...
Inglonias: pale blue dot
DaxStrife: Did they patch this to include the most recent SpaceX disaster?
ButButTheJesus: spaaaaaaaaaace
 MegaDosX: So was this when it was launched?
JadedCynic: 70s
Inglonias: it took the pale blue dot image
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes,
adambomb625: I'm hoping First launch of the USS Enterprise is on this
 MegaDosX: Because that matters
 HbombAndFriends: 90s
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Cassini's studying Saturn! it's very cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Earlier
 TehAmelie: the timeline of concerts would be tricky. like the only concert i could even name is Live Aid. which was in. . .1998?
 HbombAndFriends: That’s 70/
 MegaDosX: Voyager was a while ago
Inglonias: fake
 TehAmelie: 88 even?
 IbunWest: I mean did it say real space trips
theamc2000: Fly through the sky
Inglonias: 2006 I think?
hi_im_emily: animal crossing went to pluto??????/
 KBKarma: There has been a flyby of Pluto at some point.,
 undecided44: Just remember voyager 2 was launched before voyager 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that real?
jessicaengle: Butterfly in the sky
 HbombAndFriends: Recent
 MegaDosX: New Horizons wasn't that long ago
 drcthulu: or a magic set
 TheOneCalledStu: The little einsteins have rocket ship in their song...
JadedCynic: 1963
 IbunWest: Just a little real yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Before voyager 1
Cephallope: 
 MegaDosX: It did its flyby of Pluto last decade
 RandomTrivia:  Nelly
 Twilight_Spark: Oh no
 azninsect: before voyager?
  mowdownjoe: Nelly!
 HbombAndFriends: Before Voyager
JadedCynic: old than voyager
 stevefromdetroit: it came between apollo 1 and apollo 69
 Arclight_Dynamo: I am dying inside, here. 
 Rhynerd: Before voyager, I thinj
Aristophan: wha?
 KBKarma: Bull SHIIIIIIIT?!
JadedCynic: early 60s
 PharaohBender27: Kathleen's thinking of Apollo 13, but Apollo 11 is real
ghyllnox: It's liftoff, not when it actually arrived
 Thefluffiestguineapig: EARLY
 LinearGif: Apollo 11 was an inside mission
 Fruan: Measuring by liftoff is sneaky, because some of these spend years manuvering before they get media attention.
drawnbinary: New horizons is the name of the wrestling company I work for
JadedCynic: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fake
Inglonias: God I wish
 James_the_Dabbler: Remember chat, it’s the liftoff not by the arrival
 azninsect: i wish though
TheAinMAP: Pluto was still a planet when New Horizons was launched.
 MegaDosX: The Soviets sent a few probes to Venus actually
 HbombAndFriends: Fale
 KBKarma: Alex is getting all the bullshit.
 HbombAndFriends: Fake
adambomb625: new
JadedCynic: @Fruan yeah
 Ravensfest: Apollo 11 was 1969
 saucemaster5000: Apollo Creed's Trip to Mars
 Arclight_Dynamo: Nope.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Most recent
Inglonias: LIFTOFF, not arrival
 RandomTrivia: Welp
 korvys: Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Alex_Frostfire: New Horizons? Isn't that Animal Crossing?
JadedCynic: oldest
 MegaDosX: James Webb was super recent yeah
hi_im_emily: i want to see jupiter icy moons explorer in this round
 ninja_theory_ashrams: James Webb was last year
 FITorion: after... like last year...
 laikagoat: 
hi_im_emily: because that just launched last week
Wrexadecimal: that's newer
 LithelyUnshod: I believe Webb is the newest so far
 Nigouki: right after cassini
 stevefromdetroit: i wish
 korvys: Not soon enought
 IbunWest: I wish
adambomb625: I wish
Wrexadecimal: LOOOL
hi_im_emily: 2023 god willing
 MegaDosX: Can this be tomorrow?
jessicaengle: lul
 SymphonicLolita: god
 RandomTrivia: Alas
JadedCynic: PROMISE????
 azninsect: I WISH
 KBKarma: Alex gets all the jokes.
 DEATHlikescats: @hbombandfriends fale = the perfect portmanteau of fake and fail
 Diabore: upcoming
MichaelSnowbird: hahahaha
micalovits: Sadly not real
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wish
 LadyAiluros: Please?
 SquareDotCube: Sputnik, head and shoulders above Earth
 korvys: Recent
 HbombAndFriends: I wish
iarethel0ser: Launch the rich into the sun rather than eat.
 bytecaster: One can only dream
 Rhynerd: Someday
  mowdownjoe: I wish!
Artificer_Evan: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 37:01.
 KingOfDoma: If only
ButButTheJesus: pls
 Nigouki: after horizons
 LithelyUnshod: I mean, Bezos did, right?
 Nigouki: oh this is such a mess
 TehAmelie: strong urge to reread 17776 here
 Nigouki: it's wonderful
 RandomTrivia: I love that they named that probe Juno
Inglonias: last
 KBKarma: Most recent, I believe.
 FITorion: far right
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, so the left block is latest
JadedCynic: cassinni/voy is mid left
JadedCynic: yeah
 MegaDosX: This one is definitely a difficult topic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because James Webb was last year
 ClodiumSoride: @TehAmelie ooh, I started that years ago but never finished, thanks for the reminder.
JadedCynic: FAR LEFT COMRADE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Earliest
 MegaDosX: Sputnik was the first thing into orbit from memory
 DEATHlikescats: Recent!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Correct
 DEATHlikescats: With the black and white footage
 Nigouki: Beej's suffering is excellent
JadedCynic: older
 bytecaster: "Sputnik: It doesn't even make it to the moon" sounds like US propaganda.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Apollo was earlier than that
 Ravensfest: Nope, way before voyager. Moom landing 1969
 TehAmelie: ClodiumSoride good news, it takes like 20-30 minutes to read the whole thing. more worrying news, there's a sequel
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think voyager came later
 emberBecky: maybe Apollo 11 is more well-known in US
  mtvcdm: So... fun fact, the Little Einsteins, I just googled, it CAN be pegged to a date. 2006.
Wrexadecimal: ayyyy
 MegaDosX: Cassini's a lot later than that
MichaelSnowbird: nice
JadedCynic: YAY
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Whoop!
jessicaengle: to da moon
Cephallope: 
 MegaDosX: But yeah well done on a difficult round
hi_im_emily: unfortunately even a perfect round might not have done it
  mtvcdm: https://littleeinsteins.fandom.com/wiki/A_Galactic_Goodnight The Little Einsteins' trip to Pluto.
 SquareDotCube: (that was 13)
 The_Color_Twelve: Wasn't that 13
 azninsect: 
 RandomTrivia:  
 ClodiumSoride: @TehAmelie I remember the first part taking a long time, until the text started, but maybe I was taking the framing more seriously than needed.
baltimore_667083: I remember being in washington on the exact 50th anniversary of the Apollo 11 landing
TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27:  Team Green Juice!
 Rhynerd: it was 13
 azninsect: that was apollo 13, because of all the 13s
 Twilight_Spark: Damn, audience right behind ya.
rabbitgta:  
 Radyin: Tom Hanks was in Apollo 13. The one with the accident.
 DEATHlikescats:  
WavesOfBabies: 
Squiidd_pope: YEAAAAHHHH
 emberBecky: 13 was a failed mission. 11 was the big one, with Neil Armstrong
 HbombAndFriends: Missed opportunity in not including “Probe sent to Uranus”. 
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/LineupGame/03015fbfda00c06e56b6cdc49eadd748/
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it the same code?
 NewtyNewts: Tees!
 laikagoat: T  K  O 
theamc2000: I thought Kathleen was going to say take a break
sounderfan84: tom hanks applo movie was 13 apollo was the moon landing
 Akaiatana: TKO needs you to know your shirt
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream! Good night everyone.
 Desruprot: depends how good they come out
 LinearGif: A coat? On scream?
DoodlestheGreat: But we'll do it anyway.
 PharaohBender27: You're not our boss! 
invadercom: you can't tell us what to do
petey_vonwho: I do. I have in the past
MichaelSnowbird: unless sold on the LRR store
sounderfan84: apollo 11
 CastleOtranto: You can't tell me what to do
 laikagoat: cant wait for tko2
 DiscordianTokkan: They can be GREAT shirts, but they tend to... fall apart
 DEATHlikescats: It’s medium
 RandomTrivia: There are several shirts I *wish* I had bought
 RockPusher: ♫ Meow, meow, meow meow… ♫
  mtvcdm: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 ContingentCat: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 Featherweight_: Tom hanks was also in From the earth to the moon mini series. Close enoigh
 Rhynerd: I have one. It’s unfortunately a but too small for me
EvilBadman: TEEKO2 in the next Jackbox too
 MAPBoardgames:  Get yer 'meow-meowmeow's ready
  mtvcdm: LRR: Home of Better Shirt
 DiscordianTokkan: (Like the design flakes a lot, but the shirt is sound)
 ContingentCat: water bottle?
 Radyin: TeeKO2 lets you do hoodies as well.
  Juliamon: Cup has been gone for awhile
 fastlane250: I have no idea where my "   NOT A HORSE" shirt went
 NullColaShip: Sleve McDichael is in the LRR store?
 SpleenLord: No cup no mug no god
Pteraspidomorphi: How will I drink my green juice?
Squiidd_pope: I too am a fan of [SHIRT]
 NonjaBiru: Disc?
 KharadBanar: 2 shirts 0 cup
MichaelSnowbird: hahaha
 Nuurgle: no LoadingReadyRun-dle?
jessicaengle: That escalated quickly
  mowdownjoe: No portable holes.
Aristophan: Bad way to go
  Juliamon: So many disc
ButButTheJesus: pls don't die on pins
Cephallope: Jokes on you, I can die with one pin
 DEATHlikescats: I have a long essek shirt from jackbox, it’s aggressively medium quality and bonkers design
 matthaus_c: if you buy enough disc you can throw them like ninja stars
 DEATHlikescats: Perfection
 HbombAndFriends: BVDs? 
 IbunWest: No stickers. 
jessicaengle: Do not apply pins directly to forehead
 PharaohBender27: I already purchased disc, so I did my part on that front
 laikagoat: @DEATHlikescats now theres something i wish i had bought
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No trepanation
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 saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c stop putting my ninja stars in the DVD player!
 undecided44: What about BBD?
 DEATHlikescats: @jessicaengle not even the smooth on one?
 Arclight_Dynamo: IHUK?
 mama_turtle13: Is it just me or is Nelson significantly louder than everyone else?
 drthvd3r: IHOB?
 DrLigmaPhD: Don't say Goofy, it makes me think of the poetry slam baddie
 RandomTrivia: 
 laikagoat: why the uk indeed
 korvys: No, not my yum
 NewtyNewts: HyuK!
 northos: I don't want to IYUK anyone's IYUM but...
   LoadingReadyRun: Pat Baer Code is IYUK
 drcthulu: Lisa needs braces
 Desruprot: Dental Plan
 DEATHlikescats: @laikagoat if I can find the code I’ll pass it along
 MegaDosX: Lisa needs braces
 laikagoat: @DEATHlikescats ty!
 KBKarma: How does T K.O. feature in God's plan for us?
 LinearGif: Dental Plan? I wanted a peanut!
ButButTheJesus: drawrings
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 NewtyNewts: 2 minutes to draw1
 Williams4jesus: Never a dull moment.  Thank you LRR fir great content!
 Mazrae: Time for the best music
 ClodiumSoride: one of the best musics in Jackbox
Squiidd_pope: Drawimg
 GhostValv: meow meow meowmeow
 MAPBoardgames: Banger alert!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: meow, meow, meow meow
 NewtyNewts: Draw a not-horse
 RockPusher: Do you too want to just listen to the meow music on a loop? You can buy it here: https://jackboxgames.bandcamp.com/track/tee-k-o-artwork-creation
 LadyAiluros: meow meow meow
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ButButTheJesus: Meow! Meow! Meowmeow!
 NewtyNewts: meow meow
 Arclight_Dynamo: Two-K.O.
jessicaengle: Meow meow meowmeow
 LordZarano:       
 NorthstarTex: meow meow
 ThatDamnAussie: Meow!!!
 saucemaster5000: 
 MegaDosX: I'm waiting for Three-KO personally
 Jobot180: Meowing mew mews
  mtvcdm: First countdown for shirt 1, second one for shirt 2, third countdown for slogans until everyone has submitted at least 3.
 DrLigmaPhD: Prompt: Schlongus and Dongus
 ContingentCat:    
DarthRagnar815:   
 HbombAndFriends: Yup. It was announced at PAX East
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: Tko we just made photoshop for the game
 airylan: maow maow maow maow meow meow
 RockPusher: [meowing intensifies]
 RandomTrivia: Phil can't help you here, Ian!
 NonUniqueGuy: With new drawing tools at least.
 ContingentCat: !quote Baxter
  LRRbot: Quote #7826: "[repeated loud meowing]" —Baxter [2021-10-27]
 tidehollowcat: Deep cut
Squiidd_pope: 
flouncy_magooo: Tee-KO Drift
jessicaengle: 
  mowdownjoe: My cat is staring while I sing along.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love that Baxter has quotes now
 NorthstarTex: !findquote meow
  LRRbot: Quote #1220: "*Mission Impossible theme in "meow"s*" —Paul [2015-12-02]
 saucemaster5000: @mowdownjoe maybe you're off key?
ButButTheJesus: Meow! Meow! Meowmeow!
DaxStrife: The next TKO just has *worse* drawing tools.
 DrLigmaPhD: The shirts will be GIFs
TheAinMAP: 
Inglonias: full gimp integration
 RandomTrivia: !quote 7767
  LRRbot: Quote #7767: "MEOWWW" —Baxter
 Mazrae: How do I get this song as a ring tone
 Drasvin: A full photo manipulation suite, but no erase.
 NewtyNewts: Also, if you miss finishing in time, it saves the drawing and you finish it for your second one.
 dougma: ai assisted art
 ContingentCat: we need more meow based music
 RockPusher: Mazrae you can buy it here: https://jackboxgames.bandcamp.com/track/tee-k-o-artwork-creation
 gnyrinn: Every time I hear this announcer, I’m certain for a few seconds that it’s Jacob Burgess. Is that just me?
Squiidd_pope: Ai upscaling
JadedCynic: AI becomes an extra player
 Veraphage: We can't Gene too powerful
 Azralorne: NO! No AI Art!
 SajuukSjet: it certainly wouldn't be aimed to help you though 
 Azralorne: AI Art is trash
 Nuurgle: TeeK-AI
SquidVorb: Itlt just be mush.jpg
SquidVorb: It'll
 NewtyNewts: Finish it up as your drawing
 DrLigmaPhD: Nelson you may be on to something brilliant
  mtvcdm: AI art would make me AGGRESSIVELY less interested in Tee KO 2.
ChargingFurret: Tee KO is fun because people make everything
flouncy_magooo: Can't wait for Cori to bang out 72 slogans
 Azralorne: If they used AI Art instead of real people's art I'd never touch the games again
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Right, maybe if you had to pick the one the person made?
ChargingFurret: and you know that every part of the shirt was a decision by the players
 Jobot180: Steely Dan for life
 Raincoast_Bear: Hey it's Pat Baer!
SaxPython: do we think AI art would make "do it for me" shirts better?
 HbombAndFriends: AI-powered Job Job. 
Snowcookies: Erase button is for cowards
 NorthstarTex: Steely Dan is still legendary in my book
JadedCynic: "No mistakes, only happy accidents"
 SajuukSjet: i actually would find it funny to see them take some of the open data sets, purposefully train the model poorely, and then have it as part of a game section to throw a curveball into things
 ContingentCat: no mistakes, only happy accidents
 ClodiumSoride: With any Jackbox game involving timed submissions, treat 20 seconds as the deadline to avoid missing submitting.
kusinohki: I could see something like the 'safety quip' or 'lie for me button' use ai writing...
WavesOfBabies: 
 Akaiatana: @matt Draw her in the margins
  mtvcdm: Over/under: 13 Cori slogans
 josh___something: over
 NewtyNewts: Under
 stevefromdetroit: Over
 r10pez10: over
 NorthstarTex: Over
 ContingentCat: over
Squiidd_pope: Over
 azninsect: over
theamc2000: Over
flouncy_magooo: Over
 WhirlwindAbyss: over
ChargingFurret: ovwe
 tidehollowcat: Over
EricTheOrange: hub ris
 spinebustertee: oh hey we're in the baer cave today
WavesOfBabies: Over
 r10pez10: no pressure, cori
thefightnerd: clickety clack
 Drasvin: Tacocat
 Hangedman: Pat and Matt seem a fair bit quieter in the mix than the others
 NorthstarTex: awww
 josh___something: dang
epsilon_vee: exactly 13
  mtvcdm: Under pays out!
 NewtyNewts: Under!
 ContingentCat: got close though
 gualdhar: is there a Fast-gan they can use instead?
 matthaus_c: artis-anal?
 stevefromdetroit: My favorite
 azureHaights: homespun farmraised artisanal t-shirt shitposts
 Azralorne: The only thing holding back Cori is how fast everyone else finishes lol
jessicaengle: 
Squiidd_pope: Hoping that we see nothing but bangers
 matthaus_c: YES
 YawnLance: Holy shit
 GhostValv: wowie
ChargingFurret: YES
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 azninsect: OH WOW
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
 azureHaights:  \
 laikagoat: two bangers out the gate
 Rourke9: these are so good...
Wrexadecimal: ohyee
 matthaus_c: oh my god how do you decide
 RockPusher:   
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah, starting off strong already
 MegaDosX: Good lord
 Dog_of_Myth: So good
Cunobelenos: No
 NorthstarTex: Yass
 HadesLeprechaun: Knuckles and Sonic
 Veraphage: front and back, honestly
 RandomTrivia: That's a VERY good Sanic
 A_Dub888:   
 Azralorne: I Want Them Both
 ContingentCat: wow
  mtvcdm: Sonic's 30th anniversary AND YOUR LAST
nmjohn: These shirts hit
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 NewtyNewts: 30th Anniversary!
 Rhynerd: Holy shit
 Nuurgle: the captions are swapped
Squiidd_pope: JESUS
 korvys: Excellent use of the space on the right
 DeM0nFiRe: 
ButButTheJesus: sorry, cum man?
SaxPython: great teeth
 spinebustertee: nelly please don't say 'coming out of the gates' with these shirts
 matthaus_c: Sonic is just Bluey on speed
 Azralorne: Bluey?! Really?
 emberBecky: sonic doesn't have stubble
 WearingCats_CwC: I feel like the slogans should have been the other way round
thefightnerd: for real life?
 A_Dub888: PRAISE HIM 
 saucemaster5000: I am the cumrus! Goo Goo Ga sploog!
 azninsect: i am running though
 josh___something: What is...
 NewtyNewts: Course it was Beej
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 ContingentCat: oh no
 IbunWest: Nice callback
 azninsect: HAHAHAHAH
 PharaohBender27: 
JadedCynic: the CALLBACKS
 azureHaights: callbacks!
  Juliamon: oh.....
WriterRaven: pfftahahaha
 Saintnex: WOW that is CURSED
 ClodiumSoride: And the callbacks have begun.
 NorthstarTex: is this cubism?
 RandomTrivia: Cursed callback
  mowdownjoe: It's Sonic's 30 anniversary!
 RockPusher:  
Cephallope: That's the saliva manager
Squiidd_pope: Sanic is going to be tough to beat I think
 Ogrekidd: sonic vs earthworm jim
  mtvcdm: Last Tee KO, not a single challenger failed to win their pairing.
ButButTheJesus: yeesh
 tidehollowcat: What a disturbing imitation of a mouth
 emberBecky: that drawing is great
theamc2000: Hwat is wikihow
 azninsect: oooooh
 stevefromdetroit: They sent that layer to back
 NewtyNewts: @theamc2000 A land of heck
theamc2000: @newtynewts ty
 RandomTrivia: 
 matthaus_c: eating ass in heaven
 Welbog: The most mid t-shirt
 azninsect: 
Squiidd_pope:     
  mtvcdm: Decent, but Souey still has it.
 stevefromdetroit: It’s been 84 years
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: shirt on the rght is extremely Chainsawsuit
 Ogrekidd: this implies that killed him
JadedCynic: @theamc2000 what it implies a wiki of how-to-<thing> - yes, you can edit "how-to-replace-your-car's-brakes" if you want *fear*
Squiidd_pope: I love joes but sanic still has it
theamc2000: @jadedcynic ty
nyoomgoom: this one just has really good synergy, what can i say
 josh___something: Chat likes Sonic/bluey/bandit
 ClodiumSoride: The navel makes it.
 ContingentCat: sonic and/or bluey is strong
 Favre_the_Undead: run for your life!
 Mollylele: nice hammock Beej
 azninsect: that potato has a bellybutton
 matthaus_c: Mr. Dumptruck and his turgid hot dog
 Fruan: Mr Dumptruck!
nmjohn: I have a feeling Sonic has already won
 Azralorne: Dumpy in the trunky
 YawnLance: Mr. Dumptruck cannot tempt me
 IbunWest: I don't remember this Mr. Men character
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that a reference to Find Us Alive?
  mowdownjoe: It's the power of Sonic's 30th anniversary!
Pteraspidomorphi: Mr Dumptruck looks like it's voiced by Justin Roiland
  mtvcdm: Everyone's a dumptruck until the real dumptruck arrives
 NewtyNewts: What a dumper
 raulghoulia: Sonic is not a Sonic spokes animal
Angreed66: Mr dumptruck is Graham in my heart
 stevefromdetroit: Just dumptruck. Mr dumptruck is my dad
 DiscordianTokkan: F
 PharaohBender27: Closer, though!
 azninsect: whoa the streak
 Fruan: Chat is too horny for Bluey
 Radyin: Chat continues to be wrong.
SaxPython: perfect
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
  mtvcdm: A solid challenger.
Squiidd_pope: I liked mr dumptruck for what it’s worth
 Favre_the_Undead: we keep running
 Azralorne: eh
 saucemaster5000: I'll stop voting for sonic when he turns 31
nyoomgoom: it's that purple guy from number/word munchers
 NewtyNewts: Pac-man ghost
 PharaohBender27: @Squiidd_pope Same
 fastlane250: Discount Err from ATHF
 justthorne: is that Bluey? It looks like Sonic to me
 stevefromdetroit: What’s a bluey
ChargingFurret: That's a purple frump
 matthaus_c: innocent cum men
 airylan: "Are yah winning, son?" "Run for your life!"
 PharaohBender27: Oh my GOD
 northos: chat says no
 Welbog: Bandit is best
  Juliamon: justthorne it was argued that it's not Sonic bc it has two eyes
 RandomTrivia: It's too powerful!
 Mollylele: chat is holding this game hostage
 azninsect: too stronk
 NewtyNewts: Removed sheet from Pac-Man ghost
 Radyin: Chat continues to be wrong.
Squiidd_pope: GLURRRRRP
 IbunWest: Legs aren't supposed to do that
 raulghoulia: we're stuck in here with chat
invadercom: THAT STANCE
nyoomgoom: i know someone who would love that slime shirt
 Azralorne: Chat we know you're thirsty for Sonic but come on
 RockPusher: Legs that go for days!
SaxPython: @Squiidd_pope 
 Favre_the_Undead: chat continues to be right!
 PharaohBender27: I'm just voting against Bluey on principle at this point
 Mollylele: is that ernie from sesame street
 drcthulu: good news, the slime is flowing again
JadedCynic: good eye, Molly
epsilon_vee: keep on slimin'
 PharaohBender27: Or Sonic or whatever
 drthvd3r: All of the others were good non-sequiturs. The Sonic shirt's just a good gag.
  mtvcdm: OH
 SmithKurosaki: I gave Mr. Dumptruck a shot, ok?
NimrodXIV: ooo
 azninsect: yoooooo
JadedCynic: OH WOW
 RandomTrivia: Ohhhhhhh
 GhostValv: what 
 vershike: Wow.
nyoomgoom: 👀
 Mollylele: 
 NorthstarTex: wut
 emberBecky: wait wat
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 Fancy_frenchman: Heyo friends
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 Arclight_Dynamo: 110 to 108
 matthaus_c: the streak was the tiebreaker!
Squiidd_pope: WOW
  mowdownjoe: @azralorne but it's Sonic's 30th anniversary!
  Juliamon: Ruuuude
 Lizardman175: champions advantage?
 matthaus_c: the rich get richer!
 Fruan: The streak being the tiebreaker is BULLSHIT
 korvys: Cori
 laikagoat:  
  mtvcdm: To be the champ you gotta beat the champ
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JadedCynic: sad bot
SaxPython: 
 RockPusher: Sad robutt!
Luminaire_p: AAAAH
 Favre_the_Undead: let's keep running!
 saucemaster5000: never forget
 RandomTrivia: the LONG callback!
Squiidd_pope: NEVER FORGET WHAT?
 azninsect: hahahahahah
 Sogheim: is that from Ultraman???
ButButTheJesus: wtf
TheTekkieman: Never forget Sevenger.
jessicaengle: It's Sonic's 30th anniversary
 ClodiumSoride: right side looks like a monster from Ultraman
 NewtyNewts: Solemn Simulacrum when
 raulghoulia: I've said it before and I'll say it again. Democracy doesn't work
WriterRaven: Happy ANZAC Day, y'all!
 iSmartMan1: Who, Dre?
 HbombAndFriends: Is that supposed to be Admiral Ackbar?
MadmanOreo: wow dre changed
Squiidd_pope: I’ve forgotten what I’m not suposed to forget
 PharaohBender27: 
  mtvcdm: OH
 azninsect: the unseating!
 WearingCats_CwC: Never forget...Gundam Little Boy?
 MegaDosX: Dethroned!
 RandomTrivia: HORSE CLUB PREVAILS!
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 LinearGif: Chat are furries, you know it, we know it
 NorthstarTex: NEVER FORGET..the fall?
Luminaire_p: Sevenger!
JadedCynic: yay, Pathos wins
 matthaus_c: horse club solidarity
 Tiber727: @ClodiumSoride Pretty sure I've seen it in that Kaiju monster hunter game.
  Juliamon: Cori, show off your boy
 Azralorne:  
 NewtyNewts: Fitting Ian avatar
 IbunWest: @LinearGif Guilty.
 RockPusher: Meow: Reprise
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex's avatar is also very fitting
 Favre_the_Undead: i think that's the longest winning streak i've seen
invadercom: that is one of the longest streaks I have ever seen in this game
 airylan: meow meow meowmeow
ButButTheJesus: Meow! Meow! Meowmeow!
 emberBecky: I love the avatars in this game
 Dog_of_Myth: Meow
  mtvcdm: Meow [refrained]
ChargingFurret: Meow Meow MeowMeow
invadercom: meow meow mewo
 Tiber727: @ClodiumSoride Sorry, Monster Rancher
 PharaohBender27:   
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Meow (derogatory)
 LadyAiluros: Meow meow meowmoew
Squiidd_pope:   
 stevefromdetroit: Myow myow myow
 ContingentCat:   
Angreed66: For once recency bias was mitigated that's why
 NewtyNewts: myah
kusinohki: meow (in harmony)
 LinearGif: Aphantasia
 RandomTrivia: OOF
 LordZarano:    
 IbunWest: 
 RockPusher: ♫ Meow, meow, meow meow ♫ 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there a Baxter emote?
  mowdownjoe: What else do you expect in the year of our Lord, Sonic's 30th Anniversary?
 DEATHlikescats: Executive Dysfunction?
 ClodiumSoride: @Tiber727 ah, haven't played or watched those, thanks
theamc2000: Now , now, now now
 NorthstarTex: my cat is no-selling his confusion as I sing along to this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My cats are used to me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So they don't even blink at this
 SmithKurosaki: My cat is just napping
 DEATHlikescats:  
 stevefromdetroit: My dog is non-reactive
 NorthstarTex: welp, cat is now on my lap getting ready for a nap
Squiidd_pope: Just In time
 DEATHlikescats:  
 Akaiatana: We are, in fact, Grackle Lacking
  mtvcdm: @NorthstarTex Yep, been there
 IbunWest: keyboard asmr
JadedCynic: @NorthstarTex good nite; hope you're comfy 
 NewtyNewts: My cat sadly doesn't exist
WriterRaven: @NorthstarTex I've you've got time for chat, you've got time for cat.
 DEATHlikescats: @nEe
  mtvcdm: Alex has something solid.
JadedCynic: alex likes his 
 DEATHlikescats: @newtynewts know those feels
Squiidd_pope: For a moment I thought Alex spontaneously grew a handlebar moustash
 Azralorne: like Cori needs to be given MORE time lol
 NewtyNewts: Oh boy Alex
ChargingFurret: or everyone can do "i'm DONE!" not finish once everyone has met the minimum
 WhirlwindAbyss: well between both rounds cori got over 13
  mtvcdm: 3 in round 1, 2 in round 2.
 stevefromdetroit: I like Nelson’s background
  mtvcdm: The Please Stop Cori Rule
 azninsect: hahahah
Squiidd_pope: Help. Computer
 DEATHlikescats: Weirdly same issue
 MegaDosX: Wow.
JadedCynic: whoever wins....we lose
 NewtyNewts: I'm a computah
 blip2004: Friend Computer, what should we do
Squiidd_pope: Help? Computer!
 EOstby: Teeth?
 stevefromdetroit: And we love friend computer
 Welbog: With those teeth? That's Elesh Norn
nyoomgoom: "stop all the downloadin"
 KBKarma: Stop the downloading!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: dentists, identifiable by their larger and more powerful teeth
 WhirlwindAbyss: Help im a computer
 WhirlwindAbyss: Stop all the downlodin
 matthaus_c: don't look a gift dentist in the mouth
 IbunWest: Good advice
ChargingFurret: accurate 
 SymphonicLolita: ooh that's strong
 azninsect: good advice
 MegaDosX: Helpful advice tbh
 RockPusher: Good advice!
 NonUniqueGuy: !advice
  LRRbot: Thank the banana gods!
  mtvcdm: Just actually useful
kusinohki: dentist strange...
 NorthstarTex: good advice
 Azralorne: I'd wear it
 Desruprot: a not so angry sun
nyoomgoom: synergy and a great color combo
 SmithKurosaki: !advice
  LRRbot: You must stop Bone.
 NewtyNewts: @blip2004 It sounds like you're not feeling competent enough to find your mission.
 IbunWest: Also I love that sun drawing
 Sogheim: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
Squiidd_pope: Is that the Sun from a sublime album?
Alex_Frostfire: Recency bias wins the day, for me.
 raulghoulia: Ignore Me!
WriterRaven: Please don't look at or touch me~
 ClodiumSoride: By looking at the shirt, you have already failed to obey the shirt.
trainpants: I love this one
 KBKarma: But they've seen YOURS.
 saucemaster5000: you're assuming they have mouths
 Welbog: Get a periscore
 matthaus_c: manage your dentist's saliva
 Welbog: scope
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: detnists mouths are *just* teeth. all the way down the throat.
 MegaDosX: @matthaus_c You need to be stopped.
 IbunWest: I have also never seen my dentist's mouth because he's always wearing a mask as he should
 niccus: i dont think dentists do work on their own mouths
Snowcookies: "I just think more ppl I give money to shouldn't have mouths"
 azninsect: hehehe
Wrexadecimal: Ian made that caption, I can tell
 DEATHlikescats: Nelly inventing new trade
aWabbajack:  
Squiidd_pope: That’s a good one
JadedCynic: I was waiting for the twist in Ian's thought processes...there it was
nyoomgoom: i still like the vibes of the sun shirt
 emberBecky: love the little frown on the pickle
 drcthulu: It's pickle rick
 Desruprot: something something pickle rick
 Rhynerd: Is that pickle pointing up or flipping off someone behind them
 IbunWest: Butt on the lips
 RockPusher: Butt on the tongue
 Rourke9: butt on the mouth
 NotCainNorAbel: CORI!
Angreed66: I prefer related picture slogan combos
 SquareDotCube: butt munchies
 YawnLance: That taste great together
 MegaDosX: Chat disagrees!
  mtvcdm: Chat overrules!
 SmithKurosaki: Try Tongue but Hole
nyoomgoom: sun shirt... *phoenix* suns shirt
ButButTheJesus: CORI NO
 Twilight_Spark: Butt on the Vaporeon I mean what.
 MegaDosX: @YawnLance 
 Arclight_Dynamo: "You got ass on my pickle!" "You got pickle in my--"
 azninsect: oh dear
 laikagoat:   
 MegaDosX: Holy shit what the hell is that
 WearingCats_CwC: Frampt?
 YawnLance: Breathtaking
 emberBecky: wat is he
SaxPython: too stronk
 IbunWest: is that the dark souls guy
 v_nome: Poor Frampt
 TheOneCalledStu: wait is that Frampt?!
 ClodiumSoride: Is that Sebulba?
Wrexadecimal: frampt is that you? D:
 Kramburger: OMFG
Squiidd_pope: it’s king speaker frampt
  mtvcdm: '...ladies.'
 NewtyNewts: Uh?
 flatluigi: who married frampt
 matthaus_c: Frampt knows all about eating ass
 iSmartMan1: DEEP cut!
 SK__Ren: Frampt is single and looking to mingle
LijahHart: omg it's me
 MegaDosX: @ClodiumSoride Poodoo!
salsy82: i fee;like audience votes are given too much power
invadercom: \[T]'/
 drcthulu: It's frampt
 HadesLeprechaun: one of the frampts
merman42: I love it
 matthaus_c: @flatluigi kaathe
 EMNetwork: Frampt has regrets
 blip2004: Eternal Serpent
 northos: I like that everyone assumes it's Frampt and not Kaathe 
 letfireraindown: Is that Frampt or the other one?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They I guess?
 MegaDosX: What is a frampt?
 Kramburger: Gods bless you Cori
  Juliamon: salsy82 I think it's more weighted for smaller audiences than this
 bytecaster: We could tell!
  mtvcdm: Chat more even about it.
 DandyGeek: that shirt is so good
 Rourke9: i see it!
Squiidd_pope: Ah? Was it you who rang the bell of awakening?
 NightValien28: MegaDosX its a "helpful" npc in dark souls
 Welbog: take_a_break.exe
 josh___something: The game of touching grass
 matthaus_c: @MegaDosX he's the phallic thing what helps you finish the main quest in dark souls
jessicaengle: 
 airylan: the game of "having a vacation"
 azninsect: see thats just nice
 cheese_______man: frampt has the look of murder on his mind
 MegaDosX: @NightValien28 Very helpful, thank you
 MegaDosX: @matthaus_c You however.
 tidehollowcat: Literally the setting of a JoJo episode about videogames.
  Sarah_Serinde: The majority of people who play this are just people who play it with some friends and not on stream
 DandyGeek: Frampt passes out among the "pizza boxes" of debris that he's been munching on
 iSmartMan1: Frampt married the other Frampt
 RockPusher:  
 DEATHlikescats: Peter?
 LinearGif: You think that's air you're breathing?
 YawnLance: @MegaDosX Hey, matthaus_c is entirely correct and also accurate 
JoshSanville: Mentally I'm in the Bahamas, and the mob just showed up on my doorstep
 matthaus_c: @MegaDosX you can go inside his mouth! and then you come out the other end! which is also his mouth!
Squiidd_pope: Gaming
 NewtyNewts: And the ball pit is full of sand
 bytecaster: They are named Kingseeker Frampt, so I guess that tracks
 DEATHlikescats:  
 JonnyGlitched: Hi everyone! What did I miss?
 SymphonicLolita: 
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAH
 KBKarma: Oh, that's good.
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 RockPusher: That is a very good slogan
  mtvcdm: Strong entry.
 NorthstarTex: that's a good slogan
SaxPython: all my frinds love apoptosis
Squiidd_pope: I don’t get it
 MegaDosX: @matthaus_c ...well done, I've now been rendered speechless by that mental image
ButButTheJesus: i also don't get it
  Juliamon: JonnyGlitched You've missed Quixort and half of TeeKO
 NewtyNewts: @JonnyGlitched Quixort and the first round of Tee KO
 Ogrekidd: it looks like someone vomitted capn crunch
 KBKarma: So long Frank Lloyd Wrong.
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 SkylerRingtail: That's almost three digits!
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 Fruan: "Sincere Shirt" would make a great shirt.
 TehAmelie: that is some architecture (?)
 Rhynerd: For a moment I thought the image for frank was a turtle wearing christmas lights
Squiidd_pope: Ah
Manwichcannon: Oh it doesnt like multi word answers
baltimore_667083: e a t p a n t
 raulghoulia: great smile
 IbunWest: that's a thicc eggplant
JadedCynic: the purity of it
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh the eggplant looks so happy
  Juliamon: And also, for those just joining us, our special guest tonight is Pat Baer, of patbaer fame
 Welbog: So happy
  mtvcdm: Remember The Simpsons?
 azninsect: solid eggplant
 MegaDosX: That is a very powerful shirt
 NewtyNewts: Good juxtaposing
 LinearGif: Oh I could wear that places
JadedCynic: such positivity
 NorthstarTex: good eggplant
 emberBecky: the drawing sells it
ExhaustedElox subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 104 months!
 ExhaustedElox: Nearing another prime number.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, ExhaustedElox! (Today's storm count: 68)
 RockPusher: Happy Little Aubergine
 JonnyGlitched: I'll spit in your mouth if you want your comeback
 fastlane250: do not possess a bovine, fellow
 MegaDosX: Ian.
 DiscordianTokkan: Ian
  mowdownjoe: 🍆🍆
 stevefromdetroit: 
 RandomTrivia: IAN
 IbunWest: Ian YES
 SmithKurosaki: IAN...
 TehAmelie: ah yes, the Simpsons. they ended strong with that movie
  mowdownjoe: IAN
 SmithKurosaki: @TehAmelie Agreed\
 MegaDosX: @emberBecky Agreed, that massive grin works perfectly with the slogan
 IbunWest: @stevefromdetroit 
 KaleidoscopeMind: 169 audience votes for the aubergine, nice
  mtvcdm: And now the grand final.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We need an IAN emote tht looks like the person is panicking
 DEATHlikescats: Matt secretly great at Merch
 Saintnex: wait we already had this!
 NonUniqueGuy: The rematch
 NewtyNewts: @Thefluffiestguineapig Or just stern-faced
 azninsect: the rematch!
 stevefromdetroit: ohi! @IbunWest !! I hope your monday  is going swell!
 Favre_the_Undead: run for your life!
  mtvcdm: The rematch
 KBKarma: GRUDGE MATCH
Squiidd_pope: Well we all know the final winner
baltimore_667083: rematch!
 MegaDosX: Anyone else remember that TeeKO game where this final round was just Graham vs Graham?
 ExhaustedElox: Hey Chat! I am in you!
 Favre_the_Undead: sonic!
 SmithKurosaki: @ExhaustedElox Rude!
 saucemaster5000: that's a blatant lie
Angreed66: This time people aren't biased by recency
 IbunWest: @stevefromdetroit It started off rough but it's pretty okay now. Hope yours was good.
 MegaDosX: Kathleen is correct
 DEATHlikescats: Accurate
jessicaengle: Chat always makes the correct choice.  Chat never makes the correct choice
Squiidd_pope: I still don’t know what I’m not suposed to forget
 HbombAndFriends: @megadosx I think Graham won that one. 
 TehAmelie: that's not true, Kathleen. we are VERY easy to influence
  mtvcdm: Possibly Sonic got the win back!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts Yes
 Welbog: Flipp
  mowdownjoe: 30th anniversary.
 josh___something: Disappointed, chat
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 stevefromdetroit: Rewenge
 Favre_the_Undead: Bluey!
 ExhaustedElox: @ExhaustedElox I make no apologies for my word choice. 
 EOstby: Hey look, it's the 90s!
jessicaengle: Ahh, the battle of the 30 year old pop culture titans
 LinearGif: they're dating
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I want a cup of that shirt's piss
  mtvcdm: Immediate impressions can be quite different from those after you've had a few minutes to dwell on the gag.
 emberBecky: aw rip eggplant
 stevefromdetroit: Shorts are the snack. We know what the real meal is
 azninsect: dang
 WhirlwindAbyss: DONT LOOK AT ME
cold271818: both sound advice
JadedCynic: @stevefromdetroit *appetizer
 vershike: Two mildly threatening shirts
 JonnyGlitched: shirt shirt
Squiidd_pope: Sonic closing in on that W
nyoomgoom: these two in the final is appropriate imo
 Favre_the_Undead: let's keep running
 MegaDosX: Beej no
JadedCynic: Those two were in a relationship - they wear each other's slogans 
 SmithKurosaki: Run Fork At Me
  mowdownjoe: Sonic's 30th anniversary.
 bytecaster: @Squiidd_pope The rare Sonic W
  mtvcdm: The upset!
Squiidd_pope: WOW
jessicaengle: Graham, somewhere: "Don't tell me whut to do."
 JonnyGlitched: You could turn them into a onsie with a poop hole
JadedCynic: PSA shirt is the top
nyoomgoom: i agree with this result
 Dog_of_Myth: Nelson's first time
 RandomTrivia: 
 azninsect: hahaha
 NorthstarTex: XD
 NonUniqueGuy: It is great when a brand new player wins a game
TheAinMAP: 
JadedCynic: jerb jerb!
 ExhaustedElox: Jib Jab?
 RandomTrivia: JobJob
 NorthstarTex: Job Job!
 NewtyNewts: JOBS!
 NonUniqueGuy: JobJob
 stevefromdetroit: But I went before we left
 LinearGif: jibber jabber
Squiidd_pope: JORB JORB
 laikagoat: job job!   
 DiscordianTokkan: My $20 is $20 shirt just arrived!
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: time for some fluid intake
 KBKarma: Time for me to do laundry and go to bed. See y'all in the VOD!
goombalax: is Jobjob the one with the thirsty watercooler
cold271818: watercoolerussy
  mowdownjoe: Job job!
 Drasvin: Expert at doing job at place
 Williams4jesus: !findquote job
  LRRbot: Quote #5179: "'He tried to kill you.' 'Yeah but he didn't do a very good job of it so let's try again, shall we?'" —Kathleen and Paul, as Dande and Morra [2018-07-16]
 RandomTrivia: @goombalax Yep
 JonnyGlitched: It turns out my anti-psychotic medication makes a pretty good anti-nausea med too
JadedCynic: @goombalax that's M. Bubbles to you, applicant!
  mowdownjoe: @goombalax Define "thirsty"
 stevefromdetroit: @discordiantokkan  same! And my vaxxed and breedable shirt.
salsy82: they took our jerb jerbs
Squiidd_pope: I got some sparkling water by my bed, that count?
 LordZarano: Shirts! https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TeeKOGame/0b0cfa3b2a9fcdb9e3d02fe6d342a5a9/
 RockPusher pays {2} and taps himself to discard his fluids and draw another fluid
 stevefromdetroit: That’s just value
 Williams4jesus: !card job
  LRRbot: Bank Job [1BR] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the bottom creature card of your library. You may cast that card this turn. At the beginning of the next end step, if that card is still exiled, put it into your graveyard and create a Treasure token.
 fastlane250: the "OH NO" recursive T-shirt will always be the one that got away for me
 bytecaster: @RockPusher Be careful to not pay {2} and transform by accident.
 NewtyNewts: @RockPusher Jeez, overcosted. Never gonna be in Aristocrats at that rate
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 Mathonwy: Yay!!!
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 ClodiumSoride: I've thought about ordering the Champ'd Up card game from LRR's earlier games, but I'd have to keep buying packs until I had all the trainers.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did someone add "Sputnik was an inside job" to Nelson's quotes?
 CaptainEnder7: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:10:49.
Squiidd_pope: Wait there’s a champed up card game?
 ClodiumSoride: @Squiidd_pope yep, all the competitors from a game are printed on cards and given stats.
Squiidd_pope: Neato, I might look into that then
 TehAmelie: ah, now i remember the little game Voyageurs. sort of like the Voyager satellites. a game about falling towards the center of the galaxy faster than the surrounding civilizations can keep up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: did they get the beej's steps of a turn shirt on the new comfy shirts?
 TehAmelie: traveling with no way to ever turn back, forever
 ExhaustedElox: @Thefluffiestguineapig Someone really should.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, because I have been holding off because the type of crew neck the old LRR shirts had was not comfy
 NewtyNewts: Let's Job!
 SymphonicLolita: dogy
WriterRaven: jub jub! =D
Squiidd_pope: Jaunty
 coachNelly: puppy!
jessicaengle: Work work
 flatluigi: https://jackbox.tv/qsip
 airylan: jobjob
 SmithKurosaki: Bubbles!
  mtvcdm: Someone'll get that
 TehAmelie: ooh this game that is very quitely just full to the edges of body horror
 azninsect: jobjob
 vershike: Hey, I got back in perfect time. Now with alcohol!
 NonUniqueGuy: I need a nice qsip of water
Squiidd_pope: Jorbjorb
 RandomTrivia: I do NOT want to see M. Bubbles fanart
 HbombAndFriends: Jorb Jorb!
 flatluigi: cori, do something
JadedCynic: HORNER
 KeytarCat: Just wrote an email to my Transit Board!  bpblbpbplbpl
 TehAmelie: i think the players don't have time to really look at it, but the audience sees it. . .
ButButTheJesus: IAN. YES.
 MegaDosX: You have more power than you think Alex
 flatluigi: cori, thank you for doing something
 NewtyNewts: I missed somethig
jessicaengle: You did a great JOB Hamstray
 Dog_of_Myth: Time for the best chat game
 RandomTrivia: *bork*
 misterbreaksit: For some reason I'm getting "Room not found" when I try to join the audience
 SymphonicLolita: helicopter technology
 laikagoat: helicopter tech
 airylan: helicopter technology
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oh, the audience game has cahnged.
DoodlestheGreat: Helicopter technology
 JonnyGlitched: Dorg! 
JadedCynic: chopper trend
adept_nekomancer: helicopter trend
 NewtyNewts: Copter technology
  Juliamon: Weird word duo time!
WriterRaven: I love M. Bubbles so much... they're a gremlin.
 DiscordianTokkan: chopper tech
 saucemaster5000: chopper tech
ButButTheJesus: hai pupper
iarethel0ser: Copter tech.
 NonUniqueGuy: Helicopter tech
 SK__Ren: Technology
  mowdownjoe: PUPPY
 azninsect: copter tech
WriterRaven: Island tech
Squiidd_pope: We sound insane right now
  mtvcdm: I restate my ongoing quest to get the punctuation to win.
 laikagoat: so clacky
 BigDaddyBland87: Copter technology
 Dog_of_Myth: Heli tech
 NorthstarTex: copter tech
 MegaDosX: @Squiidd_pope Chat frequently does for our inputs
oldmanglasses: chopper!!
AutumnGold: so much clicky clacky
 ClodiumSoride: I like to pick the picture and word first, then see if I matched chat's hivemind.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm That is an admirable quest
 NewtyNewts: @mtvcdm It fits better in other layouts
 misterbreaksit: Room code should be QSIP, right? It's not letting me in.
AutumnGold: BeanieHipster Wowee
 RockPusher: JobJob is wonderful for inscrutable chat shouting
DoodlestheGreat: notes wink
 MegaDosX: There you go Paul 
  mtvcdm: Notes period
 Seth_Erickson: mechanical keyboards really clacking now
 airylan: postit doubloons
 SymphonicLolita: stickynote doubloons
 Acroamatis: doubloons!
 laikagoat: any wink
JadedCynic: climers dublooons
 Arclight_Dynamo: Your your
Angreed66: notes doubloons
 paronomasiac042: post-it gold
 NorthstarTex: postit dubloons
 Pharmacistjudge: post it but
 NewtyNewts: Papers dubloons
oldmanglasses: postits and doubloons
 DiscordianTokkan: lol, Postits Misread
  TStodden: Notes .
LathosTiran: typing of the dead
 electra310: post it doubloons
 TehAmelie: chat needs to keep its secrets from the players
 blip2004: the double oons
WriterRaven: Notes but
 SmithKurosaki: post it .
 azninsect: post it dubloons
 RockPusher: My DBloon lives in my wallet
Vulcnor: Ah, the lovely sound of horrible ideas being committed to electrons
DoodlestheGreat: Okay, I want that poster.
JadedCynic: everyone focused on dubloons I see 
 Mazrae: Is that helicopter for rictor?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also did post it dubloons
 MrMashadar: paper dubloons
 Dog_of_Myth: notes dubloons
JadedCynic: good old d12 gets to go home early - never has much to do 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That quote would be great in the rictor voice
 BigDaddyBland87: Climbers wink
 misterbreaksit: Why can I not join the room!
 JonnyGlitched: d12, the least used dice, unless you're a Barbarian
 RandomTrivia: Now that I'm aware you can choose the punctuation, I'll never pick anything else (unless it's really funny)
 jackulhaups: the little d12 looks kinda like Ian if Ian was a d12
JadedCynic: fuoridated here on the SENSIBLE side of the country
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: im so glad we got fluride in our water
 SymphonicLolita: uhhh
 SK__Ren: Non-IRRADIATED?
 MegaDosX: Wow.
 FITorion: I want the irradiated product please
JadedCynic: irradiating meat kills parasites
 undecided44: I live close enough to a nuclear power play that we get fluoride and iodine
karpma: remember when windsor ON added floride, removed it, then added it back in again? fun times.
 Akaiatana: There are too many florid people in Victoria
 MegaDosX: Non irradiated huh? Does that mean it was kept in a darkroom?
 NewtyNewts: Desert Bus DBloons, anyone?
iarethel0ser: I am reminded of the asbestos-free xkcd.
 RandomTrivia: As ever, relevant https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/free.png
 Arclight_Dynamo: Food irradiation is a preservation thing, which causes some mild flavour changes. Beyond that, no difference.
 Mathonwy: Why am I being told the room doesn't exist?
 NewtyNewts: @RandomTrivia Tom Scott made a video about this
 laikagoat: any supple
 RandomTrivia: IAN NO
 flatluigi: ian never say those words in that order again
 azninsect: IAN
 DrLigmaPhD: Mine is Ian
 RockPusher: I wonder how illegal using this as an actual interviewing tool would be
 Arclight_Dynamo: Dance, supple
JadedCynic: dancer grahndma
 airylan: butterfly mushrooms.
  mtvcdm: dance muchrooms
DoodlestheGreat: butterfly mushrooms
 NorthstarTex: water, mushrooms
 DiscordianTokkan: Dancer mushrooms
 saucemaster5000: butterfly mushrooms
 electra310: Dancer Supple
iarethel0ser: Dance mushrooms.
 NonUniqueGuy: Dance Grandma
 SymphonicLolita: dancer mushrooms
puzzgeek: butterfly mushrooms
 paronomasiac042: butterfly mushrooms
ButButTheJesus: what did ian say
 SmithKurosaki: dance grandma
salsy82: dnacer grandma
  TStodden: Dancer Forage
 NewtyNewts: Water mushrooms
 Azralorne: butterfly mushrooms
WriterRaven: Dancer foraging
 Thefluffiestguineapig: butterfly shrooms
 GhostValv: dancer grandma
 Favre_the_Undead: dancer supple
 MrMashadar: dance mushrooms
adept_nekomancer: butterfly mushrooms
 SK__Ren: dancer supple
 Dog_of_Myth: water mushrooms
 HbombAndFriends: Dancer grandma
oldmanglasses: butterfly grandma
 JonnyGlitched: , , , , ,
 azninsect: dancer mushrooms
JadedCynic: , , , , , , , , ,
Squiidd_pope: Didn’t the mythbusters have to irradiate a bag of chips for a experiment?
 NewtyNewts: ,?.!
 misterbreaksit: Dancer supple
 Azralorne: i want to buy some of these posters dangit
flouncy_magooo: My stream is about 20 seconds behind and it's always a treat to see "IAN NO" 
 MrMashadar: dance mushrooms!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Azralorne Right? Way more than the t shirts
 JonnyGlitched: fat fingers
  mtvcdm: Eagle period
JadedCynic: eagle dough
adept_nekomancer: eagle dough
DoodlestheGreat: eagle dough
 laikagoat: eagle dough
 RandomTrivia: https://clips.twitch.tv/CarefulClumsyNewtCoolStoryBro-MlsQ3mJZE-ZcVdA2
 airylan: eagle .
Squiidd_pope: Period
 Arclight_Dynamo: Eagle .
 Favre_the_Undead: eagle dough
 DrLigmaPhD: Eagle period
Angreed66: Eagle.
 saucemaster5000: eagle period
 SymphonicLolita: eagle .
  TStodden: Eagle Period
 Robot_Bones: Beej fingers
 DiscordianTokkan: eagle dough
 azninsect: eagle period
 Thefluffiestguineapig: sky divers dough
 NewtyNewts: Divers .
salsy82: eagle dough
 HbombAndFriends: Eagle dough
puzzgeek: eagle dough
DaxStrife: Weird answers? In Job Job? Unpossible!
 BigDaddyBland87: eagle dough
 Dog_of_Myth: eagle period
 GhostValv: eagle play
 NorthstarTex: eagle .
 MegaDosX: That would've been better with the Fosse picture but oh well
 Diabore: either play
 Simonark: Beej will harvest so many points from the audience. We love weird answers
 NonUniqueGuy: Eagle .
 Radyin: Eagle .
oldmanglasses: love how Paul says the poster outloud with such passion!!
JadedCynic: everything in this office has eyes
 paronomasiac042: eagle dough
 MrMashadar: eagle period
 MegaDosX: @JoshSanville Good question. Next question.
 JonnyGlitched: I'm there right now
 matthaus_c: high five after finishing
  mowdownjoe: BEEJ WHY
 Mazrae: Is ready, set, walk the opposite of loading, ready, run??
JadedCynic: is Bubbles running a survelance state?
 RandomTrivia: BEEJ NO
 RandomTrivia: ALEX NO
 flatluigi: please do not fuck the watercooler
 RandomTrivia: etc
WriterRaven: @flatluigi Not without their consent, at least.
 JonnyGlitched: I don't get along with others
 azninsect: hahaha
JadedCynic: ♫I always feel like...somebody's watchin' meeee, and I got no privacy♫
 RandomTrivia: 
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 DiamondMX: Submarine is actually an amazing answer, though
 Favre_the_Undead: submarine
 matthaus_c: I could use a submarine approach
number_1_the_larch: It's leaking
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: australia is doing just this right now
 MegaDosX: Brevity is the soul of wit
JadedCynic: the art of brevity
 Mathonwy: Jackbox isn't working for me...
 NewtyNewts: sub
 TehAmelie: do you suppose there's fanfiction written about all of the weird living objects in this building?
 RandomTrivia: Brevity
Squiidd_pope: Whatever
 SymphonicLolita: chat why
 BigDaddyBland87: That's my way to get along with others
 laikagoat: yes
 RockPusher: Kathleen!!!
 MegaDosX: This surprises you?
 NorthstarTex: i mean, yes?
 Dog_of_Myth: I picked sub
 matthaus_c: subjizzine
 Simonark: Submarine is Richard Ayoade's best film
JadedCynic: dammit chat, we talked about this
 bytecaster: We do!
Cephallope: Jizzness?
  Juliamon: !addquote (Nelson) [now] Chat just wants the jizz.
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 DiamondMX: @TehAmelie Do you think Beej will find it on R34 while he's there?
NimrodXIV: I loved that show
 Akaiatana: "Let's get down to Jizzness"
 saucemaster5000: poor Brandis, really sad story there
JadedCynic: Seaquest DSV!
Misslinnythebaker: RIP
SaxPython: Lol
 NewtyNewts: Good quote
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There's an episode of Checkpoint where Beej talks about whipping your dick out on discord and Graham says "Beej NO" which I think should be a gif
 Acroamatis: Seaquest DSV was better than they give it credit for.
 TehAmelie: only Beej can tell
 Natimus_Prime: SeaQuest was great, I should watch that again
 JonnyGlitched: It was like Next Gen, but worse.
 TheMandrew: What was the name of the dolphin in seaquest?
  mtvcdm: Very close.
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 Simonark: Wasn't he usurped by Michael Ironside in season 2, Ian?
 Acroamatis: It was the cardboard cigarette of TNG, which still makes it better than Enterprise.
 JonnyGlitched: uhhhh...
 SymphonicLolita: green macaroni!
 RandomTrivia: UH
Squiidd_pope: CREAM
 JonnyGlitched: big yikes
 blessedexchequer: But was he better than Wesley?
aWabbajack: 
theamc2000: Macaroni!
 HadesLeprechaun: macaroni, yeah
 azninsect: ones real one is a regular saturday night
  Juliamon: *snort*
 MegaDosX: Oh that's a tough one
 RandomTrivia: 
 Pharmacistjudge:   
 GhostValv: wowie
 saucemaster5000: I'll be there for you
 RandomTrivia: Both very strong answers
Squiidd_pope: rejected wu tang lyrics I feel
 NewtyNewts: Both... accurate
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Very strong, very strong
 JonnyGlitched: All my drugs are perscription
 azninsect: dang
 MegaDosX: Sorry Pat
Angreed66: Lone wolves die
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
 SymphonicLolita: 
 azninsect: hahah
16 raiders from JoeKim have joined!
NimrodXIV: YES
 MegaDosX: HOW
 laikagoat: 
 Favre_the_Undead: submarine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Golden shower heads I just noticed that
 RandomTrivia: BREVITY!
  mtvcdm: Nicely done
zarbit: Yes Beej!
 NonUniqueGuy: The same round callback
Squiidd_pope: Submarine
iarethel0ser: Immediate callback!
 emberBecky: both are so good
VazSun: HAHAHAH
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, raiders!
TherapyforNarwhals: LAYERS
 r10pez10: welcome raiders
 Favre_the_Undead: effing callback
TherapyforNarwhals: This joke has layers
 SmithKurosaki: welcome raiders
ButButTheJesus: too real
 TemporallyAwry:  !!!
 NewtyNewts: Good unintentional callback!
 RandomTrivia: Welcome raiders! 
 MegaDosX: That has so many layers
 saucemaster5000: I want to interview this submarine person
 RockPusher:  
 Acroamatis: Literally as deep as it gets.
 misterbreaksit: Submarine is funnier, but interest is too real.
 BigDaddyBland87: callback came quickly
 Simonark: Even the dogs love submarine?
flouncy_magooo: 
  mowdownjoe: BORK
 RandomTrivia: 
  mtvcdm: The deepest possible cut
JadedCynic: @TheMandrew ironically Darwin
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: is the submarine a metaphor? oh no, i assure you the submarine is very real.
 saucemaster5000: this is probably james cameron
 MegaDosX: How about 20,000 leagues, Paul?
 Rhynerd: I hope submarine appears in the last lash
 azninsect: oh, oh dear
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: ian slipping some tilltyhouse chat into the game there
WavesOfBabies: How much is the cycling cost
 Thefluffiestguineapig: uuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh
Squiidd_pope: I fuckin cycle has me in stitches
 azninsect: juicy, and cycling?
JadedCynic: @TheMandrew and that was the actual dolphin's name
 NewtyNewts: Missed my chance to vote
 DiscordianTokkan: Jeez, I work with the guy on the right
 Simonark: Wait, what is the WikiHow entry on How To Industry Guy?
 TheMandrew: @TheMandrew that's it, thanks.  it's been so long since i've seen SeaQuest
WriterRaven: I wish I could do the kiss. If only there was a way to learn how...
 RandomTrivia: 
 azninsect: hahahahhaha
 SymphonicLolita: Real
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 NorthstarTex: wow
JadedCynic: WOW
 MegaDosX: We're learning so much
 LiveFaust: Wow...
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 JonnyGlitched: drugnaps are bestnaps
 GhostValv: I mean...
JadedCynic: HORNER
 BigDaddyBland87: and there's Darwin
 Fruan: Naptime sounds real good
ButButTheJesus: YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simonark Its an alternate one of the how to kiss sub pages
theamc2000: As in NyQuil ?
 RandomTrivia: You're supposed to make stuff up, not answer honestly 
  mtvcdm: That's my daily affirmation! Drugs and naps!
 SmithKurosaki: Accidentally clicked the wrong one F
 omdorastrix: 64 months?! Thats (2^7)/12 years
 RockPusher: I'd say no steppy on Darwin but dolphins are notoriously kinky
ButButTheJesus: @mtvcdm SAME
 RandomTrivia: BEEEEEEEF
 azninsect: BEEEEEEEEF
 SymphonicLolita: BEEEF
 MegaDosX: Wow
 Dog_of_Myth: BEEEEF
 NorthstarTex: BEEEEEEEEEEEEF
aWabbajack: 
 paronomasiac042: BEEEEEEEEEEEEF
 MegaDosX: Another tough one
 Twilight_Spark: have went banans
Scarbble: BEEEEEEF
theamc2000: Bananana
 tidehollowcat: BEEEEEEEEF
 NewtyNewts: beeeeeeeef
  mtvcdm: Enjoy BEEF
 SmithKurosaki: BEEEF
EvilBadman: Close but NO submarine, Cori
 vershike: BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEF
 RandomTrivia: Although "I have went bananas" is  very strong
ButButTheJesus: BEEEEEEEF
JadedCynic: all b'out dat meat
 Simonark: It says a LOT about Seaquest DSV that the only cast members ANYONE remembers are the one from Jaws, the one whose story is super-tragic and Darwin the Dolphin
 Fruan: BEEEEEEF
 JonnyGlitched: the spigots spurt
nyoomgoom: that was a tough enough decision for me that i took too long
 josh___something: BEEEEEEEEF is strong
 paronomasiac042: "i have went bananas" is fantastic
 MegaDosX: That was a very strong answer
   LoadingReadyRun: I only remember Roy Schider from 2010
JadedCynic: @Simonark I mean, we got to see Sam Raimi's face for once 
theamc2000: What is seaquest?
 laikagoat: any howdy
 SymphonicLolita: umbrella !
 Arclight_Dynamo: Didn't you watch Little Mermaid, chat? The whole point is that submarines don't have feet!
 LiveFaust: LUUUUUCAAASSSS!
JadedCynic: umbrella howdy
 emberBecky: rain howdy
 airylan: umbrella howdy
 NotCainNorAbel: rain you
Squiidd_pope: Howdy
 Favre_the_Undead: umbrella partner
 electra310: Umbrella howdy
 paronomasiac042: umbrella !
 azninsect: rain howdy
 saucemaster5000: umbrella!
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 Diabore: either howdy
  mtvcdm: Too many punctuation options!
 DrLigmaPhD: Rain partner
 NorthstarTex: Rain !
Angreed66: whatever!
 BigDaddyBland87: umbrella partner
fogoe: umbrella partner
salsy82: rain howdy
 HbombAndFriends: Umbrella!
puzzgeek: stand howdy
 NewtyNewts: rain howdy
WriterRaven: Umbrella howdy
 SquareDotCube: I'm at Soup
DoodlestheGreat: umbrella howdy
 LordZarano: Umbrella !
Squiidd_pope: SOUP
 SK__Ren: umbrella howdy
 Dog_of_Myth: umbrella howdy
 matthaus_c: did the water cooler just invent the ubermensch
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: im getting an uber at the soup store
JadedCynic: @theamc2000 one of those ancient shows that was broadcast over 'tee vee'
adept_nekomancer: Umbrella !
 Simonark: @theamc2000 Imagine if Steven Spielberg created Star Trek, But Underwater, And Not Good
  mtvcdm: Umbrella!
 PharaohBender27: Umbrella partner
 Rhynerd: What do you mean you’re at soup?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: umbrella howdy
 Jobot180: ! Is like giving directions
theamc2000: @simonark ty
 paronomasiac042: @SquareDotCube what do you mean you're at soup?
 RandomTrivia: Come on, Chat, I believe in our ability to get some punctuation in
 MegaDosX: Chat always looks unhinged during our prompts in this game
  mtvcdm: horse a
 airylan: horf pen
 NotCainNorAbel: horse pen
 SymphonicLolita: horse pen
 fastlane250: horse me
 eric_christian_berg: horse me
 DiscordianTokkan: Horse Me
JadedCynic: horses fountain
 Favre_the_Undead: horse's fountain
fogoe: horse fountain
 saucemaster5000: horse pen
 paronomasiac042: horse fountain
 laikagoat: horse any
 SK__Ren: Horse me
adept_nekomancer: horse this
DoodlestheGreat: horses pen
 DrLigmaPhD: Horse you're
Squiidd_pope: Horse pen
 matthaus_c: @MegaDosX 'looks' unhinged
WriterRaven: Horse fountain
  TStodden: Horse This
 BigDaddyBland87: horse this
salsy82: horse fountain
theamc2000: Horse me
 blip2004: horse fountain
 SmithKurosaki: horse me
 josh___something: Horse fountain
puzzgeek: shoe me
Angreed66: horse pen
 azninsect: horse fountain
 HbombAndFriends: Horse pen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Horses fountain
 NorthstarTex: Horse this
 PharaohBender27: Hoses this
 FITorion: horse this
 NewtyNewts: Horse this!
 emberBecky: horse in
 azninsect: horse water I MEAN FOUNTAIN
ButButTheJesus: foot this
 LiveFaust: @simonark them's fightin' words.
theamc2000: Does writing in chat count as a vote?
 MegaDosX: @matthaus_c Not all of us are unhinged, but some carry the weight for the rest of us 
 Dog_of_Myth: horse pen
 LordZarano: Horse in
nyoomgoom: azninsect that's a deep cut at this point omg
 matthaus_c: @MegaDosX it's good to be recognised for one's work
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @azninsect I mean, having been around a lot of horses they arent dissimilar
 JonnyGlitched: Remember the comma
SaxPython: Just write the word comma
 RandomTrivia: @theamc2000 It does not, but people like to share what they voted for in case it inspires others
oldmanglasses: 10/10 with that reading!!
theamc2000: Ty
 NewtyNewts: PUP
 DrLigmaPhD: DOG
 BigDaddyBland87: @theamc2000 also because it confuses Paul
  mtvcdm: Maybe the clock
 Dog_of_Myth: Doggo
 RandomTrivia: DOGGO!
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 fastlane250: whoa, animation cutoff
JadedCynic: I assume it's the voice of the P.A. system
 LiveFaust: I see you and Horse Water, @azninsect .
 Jobot180: Where is the chair's mouth?
 josh___something: I think it was the clock's voice
 SymphonicLolita: suit pants
 Arclight_Dynamo: Suit pants
 azninsect: suit pants
 airylan: suit pants
DoodlestheGreat: hottub pantsa
 Diabore: suit money
JadedCynic: @Jobot180 we'll  tell you when you get older
 NotCainNorAbel: spa money
  mtvcdm: pool comma
 Favre_the_Undead: pool pants
 SK__Ren: suit pants
adept_nekomancer: pool pants
 GhostValv: suit money
Squiidd_pope: Jacuzzi pants
 emberBecky: pool money
WriterRaven: Pool pants!
Pteraspidomorphi: pants is the only answer
fogoe: pool money
 PharaohBender27: Suit pants
 BigDaddyBland87: suit money
 Drasvin: suit pants
 DrLigmaPhD: Suit he
Angreed66: suit pants
 Dog_of_Myth: suit pants
 misterbreaksit: Suit money\
 NewtyNewts: Suit money
 blip2004: suit pants
  TStodden: suit pants
 paronomasiac042: suit pants
 Thefluffiestguineapig: jacuzzi money
JadedCynic: suit money
theamc2000: Paul paints
iarethel0ser: Suit pants.
 laikagoat: pants suit
salsy82: suit moiney
 drcthulu: pants your way to success
puzzgeek: hot tube pants
 FITorion: suit pants
ButButTheJesus: suit pants
 NorthstarTex: suit pants
 HbombAndFriends: Suit the
  mtvcdm: But yes, really, pool pants
adambomb625: pool money
 NonUniqueGuy: Hot Tub pants
 paronomasiac042: who else but suit pants?
 emberBecky: oh or suit with pants would be good yeh
 MrMashadar: suit money
 josh___something: Pool money
 NorthstarTex: yes pants
 misterbreaksit: Come on, suit money is clearly the best!
theamc2000: Mat pants
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul quietly reading those is just amazing
 Rhynerd: No
NimrodXIV: suit money is cynical, I like it
 Jobot180: I'm glad Paul gets to have fun with this poster game too 
DoodlestheGreat: When I rule, I shall controi all the PANTS!
 laikagoat: any enough
 fastlane250: fence sourdough
 NotCainNorAbel: fense sourdough
 DiscordianTokkan: Dandelion Sourdough
 airylan: fence sourdough
 paronomasiac042: fence enough
  mtvcdm: fence taunted
Squiidd_pope: Fence sourdough
 SymphonicLolita: fence sourdough
 Favre_the_Undead: dandelion sourdough
 saucemaster5000: fence sourdough
 LinearGif: I put my pool pants on one hot tub at a time
 Arclight_Dynamo: fence long
fogoe: dandelion sourdough
puzzgeek: flower robust
WriterRaven: Fence sourdough
number_1_the_larch: fence taunted
DoodlestheGreat: fence sourdough
Angreed66: fence.
JadedCynic: fence sourdough
 NonUniqueGuy: fence sourdough
theamc2000: Hat sourdough
 azninsect: fence sourdough
 NorthstarTex: Fence sourdough
 blip2004: robust
 BigDaddyBland87: fence .
 PharaohBender27: Dandelion enough
  TStodden: Dandilion ENough
 NewtyNewts: Flower sourdough
salsy82: dandelion enough
 SK__Ren: puffball sourdough
Bahumot: fence sourdough
 drcthulu: flower long
 Dog_of_Myth: fence sourdough
 SmithKurosaki: fence ,
 misterbreaksit: Fence Taunted
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dandelion sourdough
 HbombAndFriends: Fence
Pteraspidomorphi: Robust or enough make more sense...
 emberBecky: dandelion long
Alex_Frostfire: Fence enough
Riandisa: fence enough
 JonnyGlitched: Many successful people wear pants
 Favre_the_Undead: fence sourdough sounds like we're selling stolen sourdough
 josh___something: Sounds like a D&D character name
 NewtyNewts: Health food recipe
Stustu600: <message deleted>I WILL JOIN THIS GAME
 Akaiatana: Hey Paul, your voice is great and I look forward to your next podcast.
theamc2000: Sounds like a shaped bread
nyoomgoom: dandelion is edible so it could be a thing if someone went for it
Stustu600: <message deleted>I WILL GET IN IT
 LiveFaust: That's that Ray Bradbury novela, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So something Kathleen would like?
JoshSanville: That's from the Beatles' unreleased album: 2 Beat 2 Tle
  mtvcdm: 11 Tycoons Who Popped A Stress Toy
baltimore_667083: dandelion sourdough sounds like the name of a primus album
 Nuurgle: like this monologue
 DrLigmaPhD: @JonnyGlitched But the most successful own the pant factory
JadedCynic: they grow up ian
 JonnyGlitched: Why do children always yell?
 Darleysam: It sounds like an IPA recommendation
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: hello to you as well, Nelson-lings
 emberBecky: unreleased Donovan song
 electra310: That sign almost makes sense
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She talks a lot about enjoying experimental drum solos
  mowdownjoe: It sounds like a cover band for Psychedelic Porn Crumpets.
 onetrueseth: Are we still naming Pacific Rim jaegars?
Stustu600: <message deleted>MATT
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
Stustu600: <message deleted>MAtt
Stustu600: <message deleted>matt
 SymphonicLolita: motherfucking.....ok
Stustu600: <message deleted>MATT
Squiidd_pope: Love em both
 azninsect: hahahaa
Stustu600: <message deleted>matt
 Diabore: the resigned ok
zarbit: I love sprinkler who?
  Sarah_Serinde: Stustu600 Please stop
 NewtyNewts: Sprinkler... who?
 BigDaddyBland87: new sub, who dis?
Bahumot: Submarine is Victory
 tidehollowcat: 
 TinkerTezz:  
 azninsect: hahaahahha theyll never invite me back
 omdorastrix: There are some places on a submarine where water can burn... (Probably)
MechaKuuga: 
 WearingCats_CwC: JERF!
 NorthstarTex: Elephant Jerf!
 RandomTrivia: 
JadedCynic: your music is a little too niche for me
 BigDaddyBland87: jerf like you step on lego
 SmithKurosaki: Not sure what a Jerf is... but I dig it
 RandomTrivia: "lay down the beat, and wank that elephant until you die!"
 Dog_of_Myth: Big Mood
 DiscordianTokkan: MOOD
 azninsect: REAL
JadedCynic: M O O D
nyoomgoom: *and* a banana
SaxPython: Bermuda, Bahama
 NorthstarTex: the first one is a mood.
 RandomTrivia: Mood
 SymphonicLolita: 2nd one is real bird behaviour
aWabbajack: 
 Jobot180: Too real
 MegaDosX: Mood tbh
 Sorator13: yep
Alex_Frostfire: Left is so real.
 SnowBunSarah: Biiiig mood
ButButTheJesus: TROO THOUGH
 SmithKurosaki: Heckin' mood even
 NewtyNewts: NO vote time there!
Squiidd_pope: Is this new slang that the kids use?
JadedCynic: thank you matt
WavesOfBabies: Eating seeds is a pastime activity
 BrowneePoints: Gotta say it in Spanish. Wank that Elefante Jerf
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That first one though
 SymphonicLolita: 
 MegaDosX: Wow
 MegaDosX: Bold move
 electra310: So good
 azninsect: I like turtles
 Jobot180: This page intentionally left blank
 JonnyGlitched: If you have to crack it isn't it a nut? Or legume?
 RandomTrivia: Both very strong
ButButTheJesus: i liek mudkips
Squiidd_pope: I love the philosophy lesson there
 DiamondMX: Battery the object, or... battery the crime?
adambomb625: The last page is missing. So is the rest
 PharaohBender27: What even IS writing, maaaaaan?
 fastlane250: a chicken from the kitchen wrote that first one
 SpoonfullOfSugar: it's not missing, it was never written in the first place
JadedCynic: @Jobot180 "THIS PAGE LEFT INTENTIONALLY ABSENT"
 DiscordianTokkan: The three separate source periods!
 Fruan: the elispsis from three different people is CLASSY
 SquareDotCube: assault with a battery.
 SnowBunSarah: I didn't write it because you'd ignore my recommendations anyway
 azninsect: hahahahahah
 RandomTrivia: 
  mtvcdm: I mean aren't they all
 misterbreaksit: Get her!
 NewtyNewts: Oh my
WavesOfBabies: Get her!
 vershike: Both are very strong
 MegaDosX: Wow.
Squiidd_pope: Get her!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah, the next  novel of The Laundry Files
ButButTheJesus: get her !
 MegaDosX: I love how absurdist this game gets
 SnowBunSarah: Oh, I'll get her~
 airylan: "That's your plan? 'get her'?!"
 DiscordianTokkan: Chat plays RPGs, we know the rules
teejayrivers: uhhhhh
 RandomTrivia: PFFFFT 
 PharaohBender27: 
 azninsect: oh my
 SmithKurosaki: wtf
 Sorator13: excuse me???
 GhostValv: D:
  mtvcdm: No Cerberus!
 NorthstarTex: so torn
 saucemaster5000: HOW is submarine not the answer here?
aClonedPickle: just fart blood 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BigDaddyBland87: and then see a doctor once you get the fire out
 ClodiumSoride: Speaking of fire suppression systems...
JadedCynic: @airylan my wife & I just rewatched that movie today! 
ButButTheJesus: pffffththTHPFFFTHFTHTHTH
 stevefromdetroit: 
 DiscordianTokkan: *points at bonfire* PUPPY
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: replace your Blutfarter
 Sorator13: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Become your own hose
 RandomTrivia: 
theamc2000: Note to self, don’t be like motherfucker
baltimore_667083: no it's just the northern lights
 NewtyNewts: Biohazard fire suppressio.
  mowdownjoe: I have Crohn's! I have many butt problems.
 iris_of_ether:   
 JonnyGlitched: Why would we help our enemy?
  mtvcdm: But wasnt the CEO voted out?
teejayrivers: oh wow
 azninsect: oh my
theamc2000: Looooong bathroom
 NorthstarTex: long bathroom
 iris_of_ether: Puppy Inside
 RockPusher: Dogs that can't do floating point math
Squiidd_pope: Ride some long bathroom
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: is Dogs From Intel a sleeper cell activation phrase?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was not enough time!
 SmithKurosaki: Long Long BAAAAATHROOOOOM
JadedCynic: I feel like Salvador Dali and Franz Kafka would love this game
 vershike: Long Bathroom
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I was trying to parse that
 SnowBunSarah: @mtvcdm The CEO was voted out... to a golf course, they'll be back next week
 RandomTrivia: UMMMM
 flatluigi: WOAH
 MegaDosX: WHAT
 RandomTrivia: HOLY SHIT
 SymphonicLolita: very up front t here
 azninsect: WHOA
teejayrivers: This is one hell of a round
 stevefromdetroit: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: language, streamers
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
 Rourke9: oh no
 Twilight_Spark: WELL
 Sorator13: EXCUSE ME
 rasterscan: Jesus.
 DiamondMX: Holy shit, lol 
 JonnyGlitched: There is one happy book on the bookshelf
 PharaohBender27: I refuse to vote 
 NewtyNewts: oh wow
 laikagoat: 
Alex_Frostfire: These are the same answer?
ButButTheJesus: JAYSUS
 josh___something: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an adult!
 ClodiumSoride: can i vote neither?
 Its_VeeBot: Oh goodie TOS
 MegaDosX: Holy shit team
MechaKuuga: 
 DiscordianTokkan: D:
Morrigan9: wooooow
 GhostValv: D:
  mtvcdm: wooooow
 SmithKurosaki: WOW
  Serifina: uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhh
 azninsect: HAHAHAH OH NO
 Saintnex: NOEP
 misterbreaksit: Very thirsty for Candice.
 MegaDosX: I abstain
iris_of_ether subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 41 months!
 iris_of_ether:   
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, iris_of_ether! (Today's storm count: 75)
 azninsect: you CANT
theamc2000: Strong lawsuit energy
  mowdownjoe: Bonk both of these!
 matthaus_c: y'know
 Drasvin: 
Squiidd_pope: That’s a line straight out of IASIP
 Sorator13:   
baltimore_667083: oh my god
 frootloop_enema:    
 RandomTrivia: Big yikes energyu here
JadedCynic: welp, abstentions galore!
 MegaDosX: 
 josh___something: I abstain
ButButTheJesus: i need a different adult!
 azninsect: hey, HEY
 stevefromdetroit: what if we dont  vote either
 public_key_reveal_party: Big lawsuit energy
 DrLigmaPhD: Same answer twicw
bramble_st: no votes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic For sure, there's another absurdist nihilistic author I can't think of who would love this
 emberBecky: the right one is more polite
 PharaohBender27: 
 azninsect: hahahaha
SquidVorb: ALEX?
WavesOfBabies: Alex!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Just forget like Spider-Man saving the train
 iris_of_ether: CORI
 RandomTrivia: At least this one implies seeking consent
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Shame about your virginity,I am available" is pretty good
 azninsect: hahha Cori
 emberBecky: just a polite invitation
ButButTheJesus: sorry alex
 MegaDosX: This surprises you Cori?
 WearingCats_CwC: Well I voted for it, but only because it was fucking hilarious
 Simonark: Hey, it's got other meanings, in Scotland it's how you refer to the English!
 electra310: It was so polite!
JadedCynic: @JadedCynic Ibsen maybe?
 MegaDosX: Nelson has snuck into the lead!
 JonnyGlitched: "supportive"
 airylan: 250 points between 1 and 2!
 azninsect: wow thats close
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to verb! They have given 1233 Gift Subs in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, verb! (Today's storm count: 76)
 gualdhar: hello, HR? Can you just, watch this stream, and comment?
 NewtyNewts: Big oeuf
 BigDaddyBland87: anyone's game
 NonUniqueGuy: Nelly with beginner's luck
 iris_of_ether: Lamply
 saucemaster5000: holy shit it dated the lamp from brave little toaster!
 Diabore: roots inside
 laikagoat: hands cabinets
 SymphonicLolita: trees cabinets
 NotCainNorAbel: tree cabenits
 PharaohBender27: Tree inside
 airylan: roots tableware, but it's very strong
JadedCynic: tree cabinets
 DiscordianTokkan: Roots inside
 SmithKurosaki: root .
DoodlestheGreat: tree tablewarte
Squiidd_pope: roots cabinet
 Favre_the_Undead: roots tableware
 Arclight_Dynamo: People cabinets
Angreed66: tree .
iarethel0ser: People reject.
adept_nekomancer: people cabinets
fogoe: tree cabinet
Bahumot: Tree Tableware
 electra310: Roots reject
Alex_Frostfire: Roots place
 NonUniqueGuy: Tree Cabinets
ButButTheJesus: tree cabinets
theamc2000: Trees outside
puzzgeek: tree place
 Thefluffiestguineapig: tree inside
 NewtyNewts: Roots reject
 Sorator13: people tableware
 drcthulu: tree cabinets
 DrLigmaPhD: Hand violence
salsy82: people tableware
Riandisa: roots inside
LeeshaJoy: roots inside
 HbombAndFriends: Roots tableware
ButButTheJesus: hi fambly!
 TimIAm: We could have a meltdown here if you like
 BigDaddyBland87: tree piece
 Acroamatis: Oh we can hear.
 Dog_of_Myth: tree inside
 vershike: Hand Reject
 azninsect: tree reject
WriterRaven: People try
 iris_of_ether: roots inside
 PharaohBender27: I can hear them 
mulligan2six: Meltdown all day
 electra310: We can hear them 
 NorthstarTex: tree reject
 ShaneLeeAtk: Roots violently
 RandomTrivia:    
 DiamondMX: Children provide content. Whether you want them to or not.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sartre was who I was thinking of
 TinkerTezz: kids, am I right? lol
theamc2000: Hi kid, saying they still want to play
 JonnyGlitched: all verbs
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: my kingdom for a verb
 SmithKurosaki: oops all verbs
 misterbreaksit: @ShaneLeeAtk Friday night for Australians
 RandomTrivia: For that we have gerunds!
 NorthstarTex:   
 GhostValv: group inside
 LinearGif: we demand proverbs
 Drasvin: Nouns and verbs are needed,
 saucemaster5000: people do
aClonedPickle: who gave that engram a job
 NewtyNewts: Conjugated or non?
 aussie_rob_w: All verbs all the time!
 KingOfDoma: Meridia!
Alex_Frostfire: Yeah, it only had 12 sides.
 KeytarCat: Exotic Engram, Catch it!
 MegaDosX: Yeah that was a d12
 Nuurgle: Nelly just typing what his kids are screaming, verbatim
 LiveFaust: D12, right?
 SmithKurosaki: @aClonedPickle Probably Eva
baltimore_667083: they do indeed forget the tableware
 electra310: That's an ominous sign
 ShaneLeeAtk: @misterbreaksit Oy oy oy?
 omdorastrix: That timing was perfect.  When cori ducked the engram appeared
 iris_of_ether: 
 airylan: a d12 would be a very strange d20
 aussie_rob_w: Lifting! Rising! Raising! Dancing!  Verbing!
nyoomgoom: yeah, heck tableware. in this house we eat with our hands like they're meant for
 NewtyNewts: uh...
 laikagoat: orb boombox
 NotCainNorAbel: raianbow shoulder
 Its_VeeBot: I've never heard that line before, the M. Bubbles animation is kinda cute
 airylan: orb boombox
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 2
 SymphonicLolita: orb boombox
 saucemaster5000: orb boombox
 Diabore: rainbow boombox
 DiscordianTokkan: ORB Boombox
Squiidd_pope: Rainbow boombox
Bahumot: Orb Miss
 Arclight_Dynamo: Orb trend
 Favre_the_Undead: rainbow boombox
puzzgeek: rainbow boombox
 azninsect: orb shoulder
 Lizardman175: rainbow shoulder
 PharaohBender27: @aussie_rob_w Live, drive, eat, crap, love, be.
JadedCynic: rainbow boombox
iarethel0ser: ORB boombox
 Gadora: Orb Trend
 emberBecky: crystal ball boombox
Angreed66: orb poombox
DoodlestheGreat: rainbow boombox
 Drasvin: Orb Boombox
WriterRaven: orb miss
 Sorator13: orb shoulder
 BigDaddyBland87: rainbow boombox
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hands boombox
 NorthstarTex: orb boombox
fogoe: orb boombox
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Orb Boombox is a powerful MC name
 drcthulu: rainbow boombox
 DrLigmaPhD: orb only
 vershike: Orb Boombox
 HbombAndFriends: Rainbow days
theamc2000: Rainbow orthodox
 Diabore: really just any boombox
 SmithKurosaki: orb boombox
RavenHusky: Rainbow boombox
 Dog_of_Myth: rainbow boombox
  TStodden: Orb Days
 KeytarCat: @NewtyNewts Just decline a noun and conjugate a verb, all the way
 NewtyNewts: Rainbow boombox
 ShaneLeeAtk: Orb boombox
 iris_of_ether: Orb [anything]
salsy82: ccrystal ball boombox
number_1_the_larch: orb boombox
ButButTheJesus: orb boombox
  mtvcdm: orb
Riandisa: orb miss
WavesOfBabies: Find your miss
 PharaohBender27: Rainbow trend
 LordZarano: Orb a
adept_nekomancer: orb shoulder
lumosxmaxima: orb boombox
 NonUniqueGuy: orb boombox
 Mazrae: Been too powerful
Shadowsoflife: orb box
 SmithKurosaki: @KeytarCat 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: That sounds like a Gladys
 KeytarCat: @SmithKurosaki 😊`
 NewtyNewts: @NewtyNewts Noun descript.
Squiidd_pope: This is lowkey a bop
 LordZarano: 
 SmithKurosaki: Ponder O R B
 DiscordianTokkan: Aw, they spelled Honour wrong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the orb boombox just the electric guitar guy with amps that shoot fire?
 josh___something: They're fine... I think
 SymphonicLolita:  orb
TheAinMAP: 
Squiidd_pope: Ooooorb
 airylan: I still wish we could buy these posters
 NewtyNewts: WC is ill?
ButButTheJesus: O E U R B
 NorthstarTex: Orb!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: This provence has not honour
 Drasvin: 
 PharaohBender27: Cmon Kathleen!
 RockPusher:   
salsy82: those posters go together. forget the tableware, find your boombox
 airylan: e g g
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 DrLigmaPhD: Klingon voice: Honor to you, and your box
JadedCynic: alex now you know why bubbles has so much 'content' on r34 - we're confused and excitied by them
Alex_Frostfire: egg!
 laikagoat: 
DaxStrife: I love you egg
 SymphonicLolita: e g g
 SimplyLeggy: uhhh
 NonUniqueGuy: egg
 MegaDosX: e g g
 RandomTrivia: E G G
 NewtyNewts: Soooooo
 Dog_of_Myth: Wheeler?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: e g g
 Its_VeeBot: 🥚
SquidVorb: uh
adept_nekomancer: E G G
  mtvcdm: We ALL love egg
WavesOfBabies: E g g
 RockPusher:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: egg
Bahumot: Someone is spicy today.
ButButTheJesus: E G G
 Diabore: on principle, choose egg
 flatluigi: well, that's something to mention up front
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 iris_of_ether:   
 fastlane250: 
 JonnyGlitched: Extremely Canadian slang
 azninsect: egg
 MegaDosX: Literally never heard that before
ButButTheJesus: IAN
 azninsect: uh
Bahumot: IAN
 Its_VeeBot: Oof
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 saucemaster5000: nice
 RandomTrivia: IAN
 SymphonicLolita: winner
 PharaohBender27: 
Squiidd_pope: BASED
 Twilight_Spark: The consistency.
WavesOfBabies: Truth
 azninsect: wow
 GhostValv: wowie
 NewtyNewts: Fired!
  mtvcdm: Second one is very strong
JadedCynic: foughts shired!
 electra310: Wow, that's impressive
 RandomTrivia: 
 MegaDosX: Get got Lovecraft
 BigDaddyBland87: oh that 2nd is great!
 airylan: the person on the right knows about Lovecraft!
 JonnyGlitched: Lovecraft is a bit trash
LeeshaJoy: Objectively correct
 vershike: Damn. Some real Lovecraft drama tonight
jetpixi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 47 months!
 jetpixi: 
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, jetpixi! (Today's storm count: 77)
  mtvcdm: Nice job Ian
JadedCynic: heck, lovecraft hated lovecraft as he got older
Oragog: I have a couple of Pound Puppies in my closet.
 DiscordianTokkan: The Good Bowl
 Akaiatana: What if the work is "Lovecraft Ian"?
noSmokeFire: y'know, I think Ian could take Lovecraft in a fight
  Serifina: Gimme dat good bowl
 Sorator13: The Good Bowl
 MegaDosX: Depends on what the good bowl is tbh
 saucemaster5000: aunt DOES have a good bowl
 Simonark: Lovecraft was a hack who wrote to better writers a lot.
WavesOfBabies: I love a good bowl
theworldsmith1: good bowl
 vershike: The good bowl
 GhostValv: good bowl
  Juliamon: Hell yeah, very good bowl
 bytecaster: Which Sylex is the good bowl?
 Azralorne: the good bowl if you know what im saying
 RandomTrivia: Is that Great Aunt Euphemia?
 RockPusher: Wholesome‽ In *this* Jackbox‽
 NewtyNewts: She packs a good bowl.
 Azralorne: wink wink
 Diabore: jeez beej, dark
 iris_of_ether: The dispensary?
teejayrivers: Are we talking about ceramics or....
 PharaohBender27: 
WavesOfBabies: The dankest bowl
 Dog_of_Myth: @RockPusher Good use of interobang
 Drasvin: The Good Bowl™
 LinearGif: It is a candy dish, Ned. Ninety dollars
 saucemaster5000: poor plumber
 Its_VeeBot: Mario NO 
 azninsect: uh
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Here We GOOOOOO!
 DiscordianTokkan: Hey, Plumber Jizz is just VERY NICHE music
 Verrain2: I want a whimsy iron.
 niccus: but jazz is all about the pipes
 iris_of_ether: IAN
 PharaohBender27: Got to respect the alliteration
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah, we're discussing Mario Is missing
 stevefromdetroit: !findquote scrungle
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 RandomTrivia: Battery operated whimsy iron is a fun string of words
 niccus: ian.......
 MegaDosX: It's free real estate
 airylan: the genre of music in the Cantina in Star Wars is named Jizz remember.
Squiidd_pope: scrungles
 HbombAndFriends:   
WavesOfBabies: Jump Up Superstar is officially Princess JAzz now
 MegaDosX: Nelson claimed it!
 josh___something: Nelly too stronk
 azninsect: eyyy nelly
 SmithKurosaki: First Time Winner
 RandomTrivia: Good job Nelly! 
 Akaiatana: Beginner's luck
 saucemaster5000: Time to take down the king
 SymphonicLolita: I'd take that fr
 ClodiumSoride: Nelly's storming off tonight.
 HbombAndFriends: Goodnight, everyone!
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 MegaDosX: F
 BigDaddyBland87: And I'd take it
 MegaDosX: Get rekt Allard
 NewtyNewts: Allard!
 RandomTrivia: Rip Allard
 PharaohBender27: So that's about my current annual earnings . . . after a decade 
 Its_VeeBot: I believe ALL of the people that they fire are real Jackbox employees.
 flatluigi: let's see everyhone's prompts
 LithelyUnshod: Alex RTing R34 water cooler art
 couchboyj: Is Allard the desk or the frame?
 bytecaster: Imagine getting fired by the water cooler
 rogerivany: Nelly back to back?
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/JobGameGame/82bcb0b6df1f143b2b7db89aafdc9c58/
 Azralorne: not even remotely better lol
 DrLigmaPhD: I would kill for 57k. My mom makes 30 as a teacher
EvilBadman: 57k USD is not bad
 azninsect: 
 Its_VeeBot: Allard Laban is a real Jackbox employee
EvilBadman: Not good I meant lol
Inglonias: why would anyone ever intentionally check twitter these days?
 DiscordianTokkan: That's like 76K CAD
 MegaDosX: $57k USD, gimme, $57k AUD, gtfo
Blasteg: that's 30x my salary
 LithelyUnshod: I figured
 roastbeefsandwitch: Teachers are criminally underpaid
 azninsect: *checks twitter*...ah
 Kramburger: Pat you knew what you signed up for
 GhostValv: oh no~
 azninsect: i see.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: man, people really want to fuck this water cooler
 flatluigi: alex.
rabbitgta: Twitter is all our faults comrades
 Toonela: I followed Alex,but then he blocked me
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun according to google, 57.8k is just over 78k cdn
 NewtyNewts: What did alex do?
 rogerivany: I checked twitter earlier today to check everyone dunking on Tucker.
 PharaohBender27: @EvilBadman Not bad, no, but not great in some places with very high cost of living
DoodlestheGreat: YAY! Junktopia!
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: Fill time like you fill a glass
 Its_VeeBot: *opens twitter* *closes twitter*
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: tribute
 Its_VeeBot: Alex.
 stevefromdetroit: jurrasic park theme played on a recorder
 korvys: Detachable Penis
 airylan: Never Gonna Give You Up
Angreed66: silence
 Simonark: This Town Ain't Big Enough For Both Of Us
Alex_Frostfire: Some kind of lullaby.
baltimore_667083: the man who sold the world
 NorthstarTex: Great Gig in the Sky by Pink Floyd
 josh___something: alex...
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: tenatios D tribute
 SymphonicLolita: [doot]
 saucemaster5000: "Tear you apart"
 RockPusher:  
 Rhynerd: We  Now
 ClodiumSoride: Ohhhh, yes, Ian
DaxStrife: New Gold by Gorillaz
 electra310: Girl from Ipanema
Pteraspidomorphi: Alex_Frostfire: No Alarms and No Surprises? 
lumosxmaxima: my heart will go on recorder edition
 roastbeefsandwitch: 57k USD in most of the Midwest is actually a great pay for a reasonable household
 tidehollowcat: Otherside Picnic OP because that song is a banger
 airylan: Cruel Angel's Thesis
JadedCynic: Anything by Big Giant Circles
 DiamondMX: Living in a Cardboard Box.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: the song that doesn't end since it naturaly loops
 vershike: Vodka, by Korpiklaani. Possibly while taking a swig from a flask.
 DEATHlikescats: Halcyonanonanon. Great choice
  mtvcdm: A non-Rick Astley Never Gonna Give You Up
 GhostValv: oofa
theamc2000: Andrew w k? The kids game show host?
 LiveFaust: Oh, hell. "Halcyon and On and On" is a GREAT choice.
big_blue_man subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months, currently on a 6 month streak!
 big_blue_man: hey what's up, just got back from houston
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, big_blue_man! (Today's storm count: 78)
 eric_christian_berg: The Carny.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Mars, Bringer of War
sounderfan84: Or about this is the song that never ends it goes on and on my friend 
 FarleyF: Love in an Elevator
 vershike: Komm Susser Tod
 couchboyj: Who is Andrew WK and how does he feel about parties?
LeeshaJoy: Elevatorstuck.
 NewtyNewts: Off-brand Hall of the Mountain King mixes
 Veraphage: in the hall of the mountain king
Sudobyte: Something byGreat Big Sea
 PharaohBender27: @roastbeefsandwitch Yeah, but I live on the west coast 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: In The Hall Of The Mountain King
 gualdhar: what's the theme from Psycho? it speaks to me
JadedCynic: OOO!  "Night On Bald Mountain" by Mussgorsky
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The song from going to the store
LathosTiran: hellshake yanno
 NorthstarTex: Melodica Jurassic Park soundtrack
 Xavorin: Clearly the correct answer is The Song that Never Ends
 Simonark: The Little Drummer Boy, but only in April
 Nuurgle: Skrillex - Bangarang
 drcthulu: victory by two steps from hell
 CouldntPickAUsername: that meme version of jurassic park
 stevefromdetroit: The power rangers theme song (original)
 LithelyUnshod: Out of tune Also Sprach
theamc2000: Wrong note
 Rhynerd: Third of May by Fleet Foxes. Or maybe “I’m Your Captain” by Grand Funk Railroad
 airylan: Also Sprach Zarathustra
 drthvd3r: Moskau by Dschinghis Khan
 Sorator13: Mozart's Lacrimosa
Oragog: Richard Cheese down with the sickness.
 SquareDotCube: It's a Small World After All. 
 josh___something: Time to become F R O G
 SymphonicLolita: baby in a bag?
 GhostValv: Shin Getter Robo - Heats
   LoadingReadyRun: code is PQUG
 azninsect: its frog time
 bytecaster: First job job, then buy buy
 stevefromdetroit: a-praise frog
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the game where Alex had the IT"S a Baby item one time right?
 RockPusher: \  /
 SmithKurosaki: @bytecaster capitalism 
 Rhynerd: “Where does yet go now?” by Gorky’s Zygotiv Mynci is a close second
 Dog_of_Myth: @bytecaster Then taxes taxes
teejayrivers: FORG
 Sorator13: Please don't skin unicorns
 Drasvin: The forge frog.
 Its_VeeBot: Kero?
 Twilight_Spark: But what if, absolutely zero bias here, we don't skin ANY unicorns.
  mtvcdm: The price is basiclly just a tiebreaker given how close the prices are.
JadedCynic: ribbit
 Jobot180: love their little leggies
 DEATHlikescats: Spin artists
 DiamondMX: Audience, 69 - Nice.
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: you know im ok just staying as a frog
  Juliamon: yes, this is the BABY IN A BAG game
 josh___something: I love the walking animation for this
 jetpixi: Oh that walking sound
 RockPusher: Buy low, sell funny
JadedCynic: I think we got the instructions - maybe skipped the background & premise
 flatluigi: it's about the same game as the one where you're pitching a product that you draw, except this one has its own products
 Sorator13: Paul, I don't think the twitch extension is working for this one
JadedCynic: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Hagglarious
 SnowBunSarah: @Twilight_Spark Okay, fine, I'll meet you halfway and only skin the alicorns.
teejayrivers: nose
 Laserbeaks_Fury: "Twitter"
 BrowneePoints: The Right of Spring...but Shittyflute
 Twilight_Spark: @Twilight_Spark 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, was than an audience thing that didn't work for me?
 BrowneePoints: Rite*
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: get right up in that crystall ball
 emberBecky: yes and it upsets me
 BrowneePoints: Stupid phone
teejayrivers: Ach, Hans run! it's the [item name]!!!
 SymphonicLolita: hm. it really does
DaxStrife: Thanks Paul, now I can't un-see that.
 josh___something: thanks paul XD
 LordZarano: 
 azninsect: omg it does
 Azralorne: I wonder how that crystal ball smells
 Dog_of_Myth: Huff the ORB
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Ask Again Later, Ya'll
 RockPusher: I do my best orb pondering with my nostrils
JadedCynic: thanks paul, cannot unsee
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think the twitch extension isn't working for this game
 Fruan: The crystal ball IS wearing a hat, which obscures his nose.
 Drasvin: Magical smell-o-vision
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 stevefromdetroit: krark's third thumb
 JonnyGlitched: when I look up how to spell something and it's so wrong I get no results
 NewtyNewts: Crystal snifter
 RockPusher: You ever just huff an orb?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Fuzzy Dippers
DaxStrife: Do not nom the plume.
 LordZarano: 
WavesOfBabies: Orb inspection
 RandomTrivia: 
 Mathonwy: Ok, the second game that tells me that the room doesn't exist.
 MegaDosX: Om nom nom de plume
 Azralorne: @JonnyGlitched ah yes, the ultimate autocorrect insult lol
 DigitalSeahorse: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:53:37.
 vershike: @RockPusher Who else up huffin' their orb?
 NewtyNewts: @DaxStrife They are chilled and delicious
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: Hi layrious
oldmanglasses: 
 SnowBunSarah: @DaxStrife But phoenix plume is delicious and spicy
 RandomTrivia: Only high-larious, no low-larious facts allowed 
 jetpixi: All about that high humor here @randomtrivia
 JonnyGlitched: this tune slaps
 DEATHlikescats: Aw I’m midlarios at best
 couchboyj: Will you settle for mid-larious?
 SnowBunSarah: *Holds up bar* I'll only settle for mid-larious if it can clear this
 saucemaster5000: Chat I made blintzes full of jam and sweet cream. Do I top them with simple syrup, chocolate sauce, peaches, or all of the above?
 Nuurgle: they use phoenix to make extra spicy wings
JadedCynic: Jackbox is really good at picking very apt music for their games
 flatluigi: i love these spells
 jetpixi: Peaches!
 DEATHlikescats: Love me a good theramin
 TimIAm: Something about the animation makes me think this guy has too many fingers, even though I count 10
JadedCynic: all of the abobe
 jetpixi: I want a theramin
 Its_VeeBot: The BONE ZONE
goombalax: theremin music is weird
JadedCynic: theramin
ButButTheJesus: booooone zooooone
 JonnyGlitched: it's a synth theramin
 bytecaster: @saucemaster5000 I mean, maybe the answer is in your name?
 airylan: I kinda want to build a theremin.
baltimore_667083: SPAM
 couchboyj: Told the shopkeep I was bye-larious, he told me to get out
 JonnyGlitched: real ones are super expensive
 Sorator13: I want to become spam!
baltimore_667083: glorious spam!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there audience things yet? If so mine is borked
 patbaer: https://twitch.tv/plamoweekender
 emberBecky: there's a chat game, it goes real quick tho
 HIYgamer: Cool
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: have you done many zoids pat?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mine still says please wait for the next game to start
 patbaer: @HoloTheWiseWolf_ one or two, yeah!
 NewtyNewts: Sounds like Talking Points
 SymphonicLolita: oh I want those
 josh___something: whuuh
 azninsect: hahaha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUUUUHHHHH
 RandomTrivia: something fishy about this
 salsy82: @Thefluffiestguineapig doesnt seem to work with the onscreeen audience kit thing, i had to switch to my phone
ButButTheJesus: 
 NewtyNewts: Authentic fish
 JonnyGlitched: catfish walk
 RandomTrivia: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Catfish walk
 PharaohBender27: 
  mtvcdm: I think this scales well
teejayrivers: fish-ashionable
 laikagoat:   
SaxPython:   
teejayrivers: Rich patina
 NewtyNewts: Fishashionable. Add quote.
 RandomTrivia: Uhhhh
 laikagoat: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 azninsect: oh
 JonnyGlitched: Hey it's my uncle!
 RandomTrivia: Oh it's Richard III 
 Nuurgle: Skeletor in Carbonite
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 SymphonicLolita: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 azninsect: hahahaaha
 iris_of_ether: 
 NorthstarTex: oh, how nice
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 JonnyGlitched: Very good
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 JonnyGlitched: A dead feed
 saucemaster5000: I fear the Tempest 2 Electric Boogaloo
  mtvcdm: Not like he's moving. Yet.
 codatski: It's what he would have wanted
 RandomTrivia: UH
teejayrivers: huh
 RandomTrivia: oh no
 azninsect: OH NO
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
  mtvcdm: WOW
 DiscordianTokkan: Yessss
 PharaohBender27: 
 NewtyNewts: uh oh
 Rourke9: what if they unearthed the livestream
teejayrivers: NOOOOOO 
 TemporallyAwry: 
 azninsect: HAHAHAHAHAH
ButButTheJesus: AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
 Fruan: KATHLEEN!
fracassio: Kathleen!!
 RandomTrivia: 
 JonnyGlitched: spitting teeth
 underhill33: holy shit
 josh___something: KATHLEEN
 iris_of_ether:   
 RockPusher:  
 RandomTrivia:   
 Nuurgle: Kathleen selling Twitter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAAHHHH
SquidVorb: WOW
 fastlane250: not a horse 
  mtvcdm: KATHLEEN
mhbmk2: omg
 DiscordianTokkan: Great for spittakes!
TheAinMAP: 
SaxPython: Magnificent
teejayrivers: Godamnit
 MegaDosX: X to doubt
 azninsect: oh my
SquidVorb: BEEJ
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like her papers are no longer radioactive
JadedCynic: Radium
 TheWriterAleph: should add that to the wikihow
DaxStrife: Noot noot trons.
 Drasvin: Egg
 NewtyNewts: Add it to the Kissing WikiHow
 Fruan: E G G
Shadowsoflife: E G G
 SymphonicLolita: e g g
 airylan: e g
 emberBecky: egggs
ButButTheJesus: E G G
 laikagoat: 
  mtvcdm: egg
 DrLigmaPhD: EGG
 Thefluffiestguineapig: e g g
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: EGG
 iris_of_ether:   
 RandomTrivia: E G G
teejayrivers: With you so far
 vershike: E G G
 NewtyNewts: @DaxStrife yes?
 RockPusher:   
 MegaDosX: Aren't Marie and Pierre Curie buried in lead lined coffins due to how radioactive they were even in death?
 SymphonicLolita: yeah I'll integrate that into my belief system
 RandomTrivia: @MegaDosX They absolutely are
 JonnyGlitched: Didn't the Christians steal the celebration from the locals?
lumosxmaxima: Egg-cellent
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Correct, and all their papers are also in a lead lined vault and no one can use them because they are so radioactive
 josh___something: IAN
 laikagoat:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Well done Ian
 NewtyNewts: brekkie
 GhostValv: in the morning? in the evening? at suppertime?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Uhh, I was with him for a minute
 LinearGif: So what does the omelette symbolize
 Dog_of_Myth: Good round
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Then I got very, very lost
 Drasvin: ribbit
SaxPython:  When Christ is on a bagel, you can eat Christ at any time 
 NewtyNewts: Didn't quite pace it.
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: that joke is going to not make any sense years later hopfuly
 Its_VeeBot: (Game written during the height of the NFT craze)
 Rourke9: i like this music
 DEATHlikescats: @lineargif … togetherness?!
WavesOfBabies: Laughing at NFT's expense is always acceptable
 Its_VeeBot: I mean, this IS a game about making something interesting out of completely useless trash, so NFTs fit right in
 RandomTrivia:  oof
 Thefluffiestguineapig: God, that name
 JonnyGlitched: deserved
 PharaohBender27: 
  mtvcdm: one (1) egg
 azninsect: haha oh no
 DiscordianTokkan: I was going to make fun of Square Enix's FFVII Remake Trading Card packs for being better than NFTs because they're physical products... but they COME with a Digitan NFT. The non-FFXIV part of SE is still baddumb
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: egg was so expencive
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
 MegaDosX: Don't do that
 NewtyNewts: sorry Jesus, your eggs rotted.
 niccus: you should remarket it for a secular market
 Sorator13: 
JadedCynic: please do not
teejayrivers: wait what was that tip?
 DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
 SymphonicLolita: nice
 RandomTrivia: 
 MomoNo9: Synergy!
 electra310: Heh
 DEATHlikescats: A GEM reference in the year of our lord 2023?! Amazing
fracassio: Acoustic Keytar
 NewtyNewts: A pianola
 LordZarano: Photoplayer?
teejayrivers: Key-ano Reeves
 MomoNo9: Jem reference ....
  mtvcdm: Tasty
 SymphonicLolita: thicc
 RandomTrivia: Uhhhhh
 Dog_of_Myth: Thicc
 RockPusher: Thiccuid
 MegaDosX: Thiccquid
 DiscordianTokkan: Thiquid
 saucemaster5000: mummy juice!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: thiccquid
 Sorator13: 
 coachNelly: i'm really that old deathlikescats
SquidVorb: Thiquidz
 KaleidoscopeMind: thiquid
 JonnyGlitched: My phylactery!
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: THIQUID
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 vershike: THICK LIQUID
 electra310: thicc
WavesOfBabies: Immediate thumbs up
 NewtyNewts: Thiquid
 DEATHlikescats: THICC
invadercom: THICC WET
 Drasvin: A cast Magic Missile
 Azralorne: Thiccuid
 fastlane250: lick thiquid
 josh___something: The THiQQuid
 GhostValv: 
 ClodiumSoride: "Can" imagine?
  mtvcdm: The stuff from the pitch drop
 constablecrab: More of that strange oil….
 RandomTrivia: 
teejayrivers: oh no
ButButTheJesus: THI C C C C C
 DEATHlikescats: Think agar agar
DaxStrife: I dunno, I can imagine a lot of thick.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Horrible viscocity
 airylan: I dunno, I can imagine quite a bit ...
 vershike: Pat, is this Thick Liquid just a solid?
WavesOfBabies: Thicker than glass?
nyoomgoom: 🙀
 electra310: So very thick
 SymphonicLolita: pitch thicc
 MegaDosX: How many c's Pat?
 KaleidoscopeMind: so a solid
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHA
invadercom: Oh my 
 Its_VeeBot: 
 SnowBunSarah: It's somehow thicker than a solid
 MegaDosX: Holy shit Ian
SmoreThanAFeelin: 
jennydude: omg stap
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: she has the D
 RandomTrivia: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
teejayrivers: God forbid women do anything
 emberBecky: we've all been there
 JonnyGlitched: All nobility are criminals
 bytecaster: Aaah, the classic D of Spades
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The Nemboulands
WavesOfBabies: Support women's wrongs
 Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone!
 Rourke9: fun words
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lesbiciousness
 DEATHlikescats: Love that
 NewtyNewts: Boioioing indeed.
 RandomTrivia: Amazing
 airylan: boing?
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: oh god
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
teejayrivers: BREAR
 laundreydhull: Huh.
 omdorastrix: So ..  Julie D'Aubgny?
 jetpixi: AH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
 RockPusher: Good old Runpnert
 fastlane250: BUY
 emberBecky: lmao
 josh___something: "Try not to scream at your own item" for alex XD
WavesOfBabies: Immediate thumbs up
 electra310: Lightly problematic 
ButButTheJesus: i am afear'd
 TheWriterAleph: rich lore
 laikagoat:  
teejayrivers: Is Alex having a stroke or am I?
 josh___something: I love them
 JonnyGlitched: Sounds like a franchise
 emberBecky: If you told me this was real I'd have to believe you
 NewtyNewts: Stronk
 DEATHlikescats: Great references!
 Kramburger: Am Alex okay?
 MegaDosX: Do you smell toast Alex?
LeeshaJoy: Oh I remember this, it's on right after Trauncles
 Its_VeeBot: Is this a QWERPline bit?
 fastlane250: damn, the gas
 Twilight_Spark: yes
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 inconsideratehat: Call the bondulance
ButButTheJesus: RUNPPPERN. BER.
 couchboyj: Why not both Nelson?
 Drasvin: 
 NewtyNewts: I think A-train has had enough of the Town Hall juice.
 laikagoat: gingham
 LinearGif: thnik of the chrildren
 LithelyUnshod: vurlveteen
 Lord_Hosk: Runburt is made out of dried thick liquid
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/DifferentLazyOkapiSuperVinlin-i2huNE_U3BtJWqIs
 bytecaster: @LinearGif Teh Kdis are arlihgt
 NewtyNewts: Thiquid pls
 electra310: It's so thick!
 KeytarCat: @LinearGif The kids are airtight!
 rogerivany: @NewtyNewts I was just typing this joke.
  Juliamon: Vintage dolls are srs bsns
 GhostValv: D:
SaxPython: 1/1 human noble token
 DiscordianTokkan: pfffft
 josh___something: D:
 azninsect: D:
 MegaDosX: Oh I hate it
 RandomTrivia: Oh no
 Drasvin: Um...
ButButTheJesus: INSIDE
 Sorator13: D:
 DEATHlikescats: Inside WHAT
 electra310: Thicker than we could possibly imagine
 josh___something: Thiqquid too stronk
 NewtyNewts: Runpnert Brear tokens for Graham's commander deck
 MegaDosX: The box, the box!
 Dog_of_Myth: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the Hatchet Men from Jackie Chan's Drunken Master 2
 MegaDosX: It could even be a boat!
 fastlane250: mystery tyme
 LiveFaust: Or even a boat!
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: so everyones going mystery box right
  mtvcdm: Anyone who doesn't take the box is a coward (not actually a coward you do whatever)
 Drasvin: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: Jacob's Unbeatable Tackle
 airylan: !box
Snowcookies: is it mystery or bust time?
WavesOfBabies: 
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/BreakableBlightedBatteryCorgiDerp-NfzURdBDc_PCnWFl
LathosTiran: all cowards get +2/+2 until end of turn
 Drasvin: Also remember you'll have to theme the collection
 iris_of_ether:   
 NewtyNewts: Those discounts are minuscule!
 NewtyNewts: Baby in a BAAAAAAG
ButButTheJesus: BAG BABY
 GhostValv: Terrifyingly funny
 LinearGif: paper or plastic? on second thought, I'll just eat it here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: With metal joints!
 NewtyNewts: ointment again!
 NorthstarTex: ointment, again
Tempest2097: Howdy Howdy, how's everyone doing this fine evening?
WavesOfBabies: Ointment, again
 Seth_Erickson: this song is such a banger
Inkymouse: tappytaptaptap
Shadowsoflife: tap tap tap
 I_Am_Clockwork: thrill as a gaggle of comedians use their Brains to invent Words
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 NewtyNewts: tippity tappity your keyboard go clackety
 Xavorin: @I_Am_Clockwork I don't think they've played Dictionarium yet.
 NewtyNewts: @I_Am_Clockwork Not today, but they have before
 Lysander_salamander: have they done Split the Room yet?
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: wow
 NewtyNewts: oh wow
  Juliamon: Not tonight Lysander_salamander
WriterRaven: Beej, that's chat making spells from the prompts we're given.
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 emberBecky: hi Kris
 josh___something: no
  mtvcdm: Hi Kris!
 Fruan: Straub?
 azninsect: o lawd
 NewtyNewts: oh Kris
 NorthstarTex: Hi Kris
 vershike: *FEAR*
 Drasvin: Hi Kris
 saucemaster5000: can I un-meet Kris?
 Lysander_salamander: Hai Kris!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
 electra310: Hello Kris
theworldsmith1: hi kris!
 jetpixi: I do not want an introduction
teejayrivers: uhhhhhhhh
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOT FRIEND
 GhostValv: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 DEATHlikescats:  
 NorthstarTex: anti-friend
theworldsmith1: bye kris!
 azninsect: hahahaha
 burleyboar: I had a friend get into clowning
LeeshaJoy: Is this the Kris from Deltarune because that sounds apropos
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Drasvin:  
 DiscordianTokkan: The call back@
 emberBecky: =[
 electra310: lmao
 Diabore: "fun"
  mtvcdm: Value!
Tempest2097: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
DarthRagnar815: 
 jetpixi: What a callback
 Saintnex: AHHHHH
 Astramentha: Oh noooooooooo
 josh___something: D:
 NewtyNewts: Kris
SaxPython: produce the liquid
WavesOfBabies: Thiccuid
 electra310: He does look very thick and liquid
 jetpixi: We know
fracassio: Pat is really good at this game
 bytecaster: "Squeeze kris?"
 MegaDosX: Good lord
 jetpixi: Oh
 jetpixi: We know
 saucemaster5000: I don't want to know anymore!
theworldsmith1: or tattos that you don't want removed\
 Xavorin: The forbidden Stretch Armstrong
 RandomTrivia: 
 Simonark: A Bishop's Bird Stump!
 RandomTrivia: *HLORF*
 RockPusher: Preserved. Fluids.
 MegaDosX: Well that's a sentence
 NewtyNewts: Edward Pees Too Randy
 azninsect: OH NOOO
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: how thick are these fluids
 DiscordianTokkan: AND the stains
 Thefluffiestguineapig: and it's fluid is doing so much work
 MegaDosX: KATHLEEN
 drthvd3r: Peat...Mine.
 rhapsodyblue92: KathLEEN
 josh___something: D:
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  mtvcdm: KATHLEEN
TheAinMAP: 
 GhostValv: Nice ... Patina...
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GhostValv AHHH
 DEATHlikescats: THICC wood
 LinearGif: for medicinal purposes only
 jetpixi: Some wild unknown reason
SaxPython: Kathleen's Name Game tonight is too strong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NOP
 DiscordianTokkan: Butter mask!
 NewtyNewts: Proper 'posture'
 azninsect: OH
 Simonark: C'est Un BAFTA
 MegaDosX: no*
 RockPusher: Mmmmm, butterface
 Mazrae: It's the dio mask
 Twilight_Spark: I've seen this ASMR.
 jetpixi: Oooo. Butter
 jetpixi: Tasty
 saucemaster5000: @MegaDosX   you were right the first time
 electra310: Lick your face
LeeshaJoy: didn't Kramer try this on Seinfeld one time?
 MegaDosX: @saucemaster5000 It was an unfortunate typo 
 northos: @MegaDosX please do not nom the mask
 josh___something: Eat the rich!
WavesOfBabies: The most decadent of pimples
 ClodiumSoride: so the origin of "butterface"?
 Saintnex: … WHAT flavour???
nyoomgoom: slorp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: From the brand Canibal
DapperKoala2: Don't butter me up, Alex, just give me the tasty facts.
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh no
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 anyavamps: LOL
 pn55: 
 MegaDosX: m o n k e
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Emphasis on the i
 laikagoat:   
 azninsect: 
 NewtyNewts: monkie
 DEATHlikescats: Butterface has a whole new meaning
 SnowBunSarah: @Saintnex Butter?
 electra310: monke
SaxPython: ook ook?
 RandomTrivia: Hahahahahaa
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Nelson) [now] Everyone wants a tasty face.
  LRRbot: New quote #8524: "Everyone wants a tasty face." —Nelson [2023-04-24]
 laikagoat:   
ButButTheJesus: thanks, I hate it!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So if I have more grief is he more strong
teaandcharcoal: I NEED IT!
 Its_VeeBot: LGBTQ icon, The Babadook
 MegaDosX: Oh probably not
 rhapsodyblue92: Freerange babadook
aClonedPickle: baba is dook
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Earthenone: baba dooks where he pleases
 NewtyNewts: baba is dook
 electra310: Thick clown is thick
wolfric23: was the babadook just three monkeys in a trench coat and a top hat
 LinearGif: that is such a personal question
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Liquid the density of a lacrosse ball
 MegaDosX: Wow, half of the audience loved the chair
 NewtyNewts: Density? Destiny? idk
 ClodiumSoride: That little riff when a new item appears reminds me so much of Dragon's Lair.
 azninsect: dook dook dook
 DiscordianTokkan: A regular Dookie Houser
 NewtyNewts: That's real dookey
viviwinter: kris and the arboreal babadook should hang out
 RandomTrivia: Nope
 MegaDosX: AH
  mtvcdm: Chris!
 azninsect: im worried about it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope
 airylan: another creepy doll!
 MAPBoardgames: A cupie doll
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Windmill slam no
SaxPython: Kris2
 Saintnex: Why so many?!?
 jetpixi: Returns desk please
 saucemaster5000: that's just fallout
 MegaDosX: I don't want it
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: is th mystery box just full of small child like dolls
 DigitalSeahorse:  
LeeshaJoy: I think they're all the cursed baby round
daytimestar19: Another creepy me
 azninsect: 
 azninsect: WHY
 RockPusher: … faster…
 RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 CaptainSpam: That's right, our good friend, who we all know by name already.
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: at WHAT
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 northos: @airylan no that's not creepy doll, creepy doll is right behind you!
 josh___something: faster at WHAT
 azninsect: hahahahahahahaha
 AkiraBalance27: UH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: FASTER????
 MegaDosX: Holy shit
 jetpixi: Hahahaha
 MegaDosX: Outstanding
 electra310: lmao
 GhostValv: 
 Its_VeeBot: Yeah that adds up
 emberBecky: I'm intrigued
 RockPusher:   
 Saintnex: HAAH
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: faster at what
LathosTiran: it has a SPEED?
 Lysander_salamander: Good to use in the bathroom
 RandomTrivia:  
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 iris_of_ether:    
 Lysander_salamander: Very practical
 DrLigmaPhD: IN WHAT WAY ISN IT FASTER?
 ClodiumSoride: for... "fun"
WavesOfBabies: Faster at what exactly
 NewtyNewts: Appearing on Mail Time!
 azninsect: uh
 azninsect: UH
 laikagoat: a planer?
 MegaDosX: Why does Nelson have a plane?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: nothing more alarming than "a button that makes it go faster"
 Lysander_salamander: a wood planer
 RockPusher: Here comes the plane!
 korvys: That's a handplane
 jetpixi: Oh I had this one once
 MAPBoardgames: What a Plane object
ButButTheJesus: NO
 azninsect: hahahahahahhaha
 Lord_Hosk: thats rather plane
 Rourke9: yay planes!!
LeeshaJoy: that's literally just a planer
 TinkerTezz: lmao
 SymphonicLolita: please do not plane yourself
teaandcharcoal: oh man love me some woodworking
 Simonark: It's a planer. Call it Nigel!
 electra310: He has never seen a planer 
 Going_Medium: Not very fancy... I'd say it's plane...
 Rourke9: is that a stanley plane
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 MegaDosX: Nelson.
 LinearGif: a hornswoggler you say
 mugulord: this is not the weight loss solution you were looking for
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NELLY
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Saintnex: Uhhhh
 CaptainSpam: NELSON.
Stratavarius: Do not apply to body
 Lysander_salamander: yes good
 DiscordianTokkan: Ab Shaver
 DEATHlikescats: Isn’t this a woodplaner?
 azninsect: owwww
 jetpixi: Oooo so exfoliating
 NotCainNorAbel:   
 Featherweight_: oh you’ll get thinner
 niccus: you're. not. completely wrong
 CaptainSpam: Damnit, Nelson.
 Rourke9: chisel is a DIFFERENT woodworking tool
 NewtyNewts: Trim away that fat.
 Azralorne: Very cutting concept
 jetpixi: 
 jetpixi: IAN
 MegaDosX: Matt no
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 WearingCats_CwC: The cock ring of alacrity
 azninsect: try tongue
 azninsect: little kissies
 DEATHlikescats: Ooh!
shadowmaster132: I think I used a plane like that in Tech back in high school
LeeshaJoy: does it help you manage your saliva?
 DiscordianTokkan: Maybe Hands?
 emberBecky: it looks like a fancy onion ring
 jetpixi: smoochies time
 Simonark: Does it contain instructions?
 saucemaster5000: use your hands
 Azralorne: Control saliva
oldmanglasses:     
 LithelyUnshod: @WearingCats_CwC I was prepared for it
 Lysander_salamander: I want this, actually
 MegaDosX: @WearingCats_CwC  !
 NewtyNewts: Try tongue and also tongue
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you choose or is it luck?
 DEATHlikescats: Face to face
 LinearGif: what if we kissed... next to the oroboros...
 RockPusher:  Sanitized!
SaxPython: oroboros of Wikihow Kiss
 Lysander_salamander: smooching self dragon bracelet
 Azralorne: Experiment with French kissing
 josh___something: smth smth fellow tarnished
 Saintnex: HOW recent
saudith10: Hola
 SymphonicLolita: BIRB
 RockPusher: !birb
  LRRbot: Tweet, twe-twe-tweet, tweet, squawk!
 DiscordianTokkan: Bird!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When buying antiques never belive the sanitization
 Dog_of_Myth: birb
 azninsect: IAN
  mtvcdm: bird!
 flatluigi: IAN PLEASE
 MegaDosX: The what.
 Drasvin: Birb!
 Lysander_salamander: omg
 josh___something: NO
 CaptainSpam: IAN.
 Saintnex: IAN
ButButTheJesus: IAN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UMMM
Tempest2097: IAN
WriterRaven: IAN TIBERIUS HORNER.
nyoomgoom: cool bird though
 Simonark: Is Cori ok?
 Lysander_salamander: Yes Ian, Yes!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Need that emote now!
 rhapsodyblue92: Cori's dead
 DigitalSeahorse: lol Cori
 Azralorne: Bye Cori
 jetpixi: Cori has left the building
 TimIAm: I would sign up for Ian's MLM
 MegaDosX: This kills the Cori
 RandomTrivia: !quote 7454
  LRRbot: Quote #7454: "I need to be put in jail for the words that I say." —Ian [2021-01-16]
  Juliamon: That's not... ok
 SimplyLeggy: Horner...
 Mazrae:   Ian
 electra310: Cori is no longer participating
 MegaDosX: Ian that's not what vajazzle means
 Rourke9: vajazzle...
teejayrivers: Please stop saying vajazzle
 GhostValv: 
 laikagoat:  
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahahaahahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 flatluigi: ian the word is BEDAZZLE
 RockPusher:  
daytimestar19: Bird,bird,bird, who wants that bird
Tempest2097: 
 RandomTrivia: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not comforting
 NewtyNewts: Vajummingbird.
oldmanglasses: 4 more years!!
SaxPython: #NotTheWorst
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Wouldn't it be Cloazzle? it's a bird after all
 DiscordianTokkan: @flatluigi Not anymore!
 jetpixi: We bedazzled in the 90s!
 RandomTrivia: Ian knows what Ian meant
 SnowBunSarah: Wow, Cori, thanks for setting up that bar as a trip hazard in hell
 Lysander_salamander: This was amazing
 Gekyouryuu: he said what he said
 Its_VeeBot: Ian knows what he meant
 saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum 
 Twilight_Spark: Yeah but if you've already bought the applicator you've gotta keep going.
Tempest2097: Oh it drinks nectar...
 BrowneePoints: Ian...you CLOAZZLE the bird
 CaptainSpam: Again, Ian "Usidore the Blue" Horner. 
 ClodiumSoride: I thought Cori was leaving to go glare at Ian on camera.
 RandomTrivia: 
 MegaDosX: KATHLEEN
 mugulord: would that not be a vajuzzler?
 jetpixi: Ouch?
WavesOfBabies:  
 GhostValv:  
 RandomTrivia: Oh no it's only getting MORE cursed
 Twilight_Spark: In my Christian stream?
 korvys: That's a handplane
 TimIAm: I want Ian saying "Vajummer" as a ringtone
 Simonark: I'm sure I've seen ads for Cloazzle but the list of side effects is really off-putting
 DEATHlikescats: Cloaca dentada?
 MegaDosX: It looks like a cockring unironically
 Lysander_salamander: Your abs do get a workout from using it, though
 BrowneePoints: The Cloac Goat
 NewtyNewts: It's a WikiHow article on how to kiss.
 DigitalSeahorse: cheese slicer but for wood
 DeM0nFiRe: shave the fat right off?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly didn't intend the carpentry joke?
 Lysander_salamander: delightful
 emberBecky: so "chiseled" was an unintentional pun 
 Its_VeeBot: Alex is going to the store after this
 Rourke9: it was a good accident @Thefluffiestguineapig
TheAinMAP: 
 stevefromdetroit: cheesled
 Verrain2: Why are we encouraging Ian?
 HadesLeprechaun: Vajazzler of Paradise?
  Juliamon: The best puns are unintended
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex could make one too
 BrowneePoints: That's how cheese slicers STARTED
Inkymouse: Alex needs to see those circular cheese planes for doing the conical flowers of cheese 
 azninsect: oooooh
 MegaDosX: Kathleen has snuck into the lead!
 RandomTrivia: Cheese plane https://www.davidmellordesign.com/media/catalog/product/cache/58d1d6e5dc52d8eaed7141058cf6f742/2/6/2610232-side.jpg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Happy accidents are better sometimes Nelly
 Lysander_salamander: someone made a really hard cheese and a carpenter came up to it and said, "you know what would work with this?"
WavesOfBabies: Neck and neck
 HasturTheYellow: The original Cheese Slicers were specifically made by a Carpenter annoyed by uneven cheese
 HasturTheYellow: So they just made a Cheese Plane
 NewtyNewts: Top Score De Vere
 BrowneePoints: Cheese slicers kinda STARTED as cheese Planes
Shadowsoflife: cursed
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @HasturTheYellow that kicks ass
 DigitalSeahorse: next TTSF
 electra310: Ian's will definitely be something
 saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints this
 DiscordianTokkan: @HasturTheYellow A hero for all humanity
 alexsteacy: I wanted something like this https://assets.leevalley.com/Size4/10103/05P8222-veritas-miniature-bench-plane-u-36.jpg
 Rourke9: oh no
 BrowneePoints: Cheese wire didnt come until much later
 RandomTrivia: @alexsteacy Oh my, that's adorable
 Bearudite: JackDox
 jetpixi: Oh so wittle
 stevefromdetroit: I would planeswalk to the cheese plane
 DigitalSeahorse: dem fingies
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like the cheese planer is going to end up like the guillotine
 Gekyouryuu: off topic, I have a question for Beej: you mentioned in the last Anime Roundup that you'd have liked having a Vtuber call in during Zeta. I happen to know a Vtuber who regularly streams at Zeta hours, has streamed Desert Bus before, and will be doing so again soon. how do I go about contacting you such that I can get you in touch with them?
 NewtyNewts: @alexsteacy Just a little curl of cheese.
 vershike: Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, Haw.
 Rhynerd: Umbrella Howdy
 Gekyouryuu: understood.
 saucemaster5000: @alexsteacy I've.... misused a mandolin for this purpose
 RandomTrivia: UH
 MegaDosX: OH NO
 NewtyNewts: @vershike You start with the Yee. That's all fine. It's when you get to the Haw that things start to get... cowboys.
 SymphonicLolita: Thick.
 RandomTrivia: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @alexsteacy you sliced cheese with a medieval stringed instrument? impressive
viviwinter: okay but which one's cradle
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: 
 Its_VeeBot: Womb to Tomb
 Lord_Hosk: Define "like best"
 misterbreaksit: T H I K
 KeytarCat: @Lord_Hosk nah
 RandomTrivia: IAN
 MegaDosX: Oh my god
 azninsect: omg
 jetpixi: 
 NewtyNewts: IAN NO
 SkylerRingtail: Bravo Ian
 flatluigi: )
 azninsect: (sex
Shadowsoflife: )
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian's wordplay is one point
 stevefromdetroit: ual  healing)
 coachNelly: )
theworldsmith1: )
 Thefluffiestguineapig: On point
 NewtyNewts: (sex
 MegaDosX: )
 flatluigi: (
teaandcharcoal: 0
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:26:30.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: parnet_
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: )
 DiscordianTokkan: ;
 Lizardman175: )(
jennydude: )
 emberBecky: something fun
Tempest2097: Something fun ()
 gualdhar: something fun
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: something fun )
teejayrivers: (something fun
 AshBurnem: somethign fun
 RandomTrivia: For the second time today, a relevant one  https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/(.png
 laikagoat: 
Shadowsoflife: something fun
 jetpixi: Fun!
  mtvcdm: fun)
 josh___something: Rumpnert the brear has my heart
 NorthstarTex: syntax errors!
 Its_VeeBot: Something fun instead
 Fruan: TEETH
 flatluigi: something fun
 stevefromdetroit: something fun
 MAPBoardgames: Nelly made us do it!
 azninsect: something fun
 BigDaddyBland87:  
Snowcookies: something fun
 fastlane250: no
 Drasvin: Tacocat
 NewtyNewts: ;DROPTABLE(
teaandcharcoal: somethingfun
 dumbo3k: Something fun
 Xavorin: Something fun instead)
 RandomTrivia: UH
 KeytarCat: Something(fun)
 Raincoast_Bear: (  )
 BrowneePoints: I found out last week Commonwealth english calls parenthesis brackets and it messed with me
 RandomTrivia: Well played Kathleen!
 MegaDosX: Check out those gams
 RandomTrivia: 
 Kramburger: NBig same
  mtvcdm: !youtube
  LRRbot: LRR's main channel is https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadyrun . For Stream VODs check out https://www.youtube.com/loadingreadylive . MtG vods and other MtG content are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRMtG . Tabletop related videos are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRTT . LRR Videogame videos (including Checkpoint+) are at https://www.youtube.com/LRRVG
 MegaDosX: Oh probably not
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: no
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: no i wouldnt
  mtvcdm: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I remember when Cam did this game he asked why would he want to be human
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/AntiqueGameGame/45fb2a07ce38be92f4175d0e528e6d83/
 flatluigi: why not explain the difference between bedazzling and vajazzling
  mtvcdm: !patreon
  LRRbot: 2743 patrons for a total of $21,420.38 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 Arclight_Dynamo: @BrowneePoints Wait until you learn we have BEDMAS instead of PEMDAS.
 TimIAm: Get your Vajummer now at store.loadingreadyrun.com!
 saucemaster5000: Orange
 BrowneePoints: @arclight_dynamo that's how I found out
 Arclight_Dynamo: Indigo.
Woogachaka: Indigo
 stevefromdetroit: vermilion should be green
 airylan: Indigo.
 NewtyNewts: Crappest colour: clearly brown.
 Drasvin: I would buy some of those antiques, if I needed cursed items for a haunted house
Snowcookies: indigo, it's not even visible
jennydude: indigo so pog yall suck
 Kramburger: Indigo, it's only there because of superstitions
 Twilight_Spark: D:
baltimore_667083: crimson
 misterbreaksit: LRR does not OFFICIALLY suggest laundering money by purchasing LRR merchandise and flipping them for a minor loss.
 Arclight_Dynamo: It's indigo, because it isn't real.
 josh___something: indigo I agree
 Xavorin: (Frog sounds breakdown)
 saucemaster5000: y'all are wrongdigo
 DiscordianTokkan: RoGBi
 SymphonicLolita: you're all cowards for getting rid of indigo
 niccus: if you eject blue, does the sky also stop being blue
 Its_VeeBot: 
 burleyboar: I hate yellow as well!
  mtvcdm: (As typical for Fibbage, I will not be playing from the audience, but I will be looking up the stuff they're lying about *so you don't have to.*)
 TheNerdWonder: puce
 DiamondMX: Now piss and water are the same coour, Kathleen - what have you done?
 BrowneePoints: Violet is my least fave shade of purple
 Xavorin: Indigo can indi-go
 SnowBunSarah: Orange, you were late to the party, you're first one out
 DiscordianTokkan: Currently Rogb
Woogachaka: I love the color, but i feel it adds to much ambiguity
 SymphonicLolita: the correct answer is orange
 RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
Angreed66: indigo and blue are different
 azninsect: hahhahahah
 stevefromdetroit: i do love a chartreuse
Snowcookies: pink is not a rainbow colour
 jamesk902: Let's face it, Indigo in only in there because Newton wanted to get to seven colours.
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
 RockPusher: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
oldmanglasses: orange?
teaandcharcoal: lmaoooo
 NewtyNewts: Good one!
 Twilight_Spark: Got yourself there.
jennydude subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 17 months!
jennydude: indigo is pog chat is wrong
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, jennydude! (Today's storm count: 84)
Blasteg: rekt
 sgowell: Time to add a dns record to redirect patreon.loadingreadyrun to the correct url
ButButTheJesus: i am confuse
 jetpixi: 
 Shadwhawk: They're all the same speed!
 misterbreaksit: Worst colour is Government Office Wall Blue.
 Twilight_Spark: This is your color, full of SLOW
  mtvcdm: Indigo isn't a real color. Who's ever seen indigo in the same room?
Angreed66: They are the same speed
 TemporallyAwry: Actually, all light moves at the same speed 
 DiamondMX: Kathleen: You don't like pink, Ian? Well, how about this now colourless slip?
 stevefromdetroit: red's coming home after sunday brunch
 DiscordianTokkan: but Red wuns go faster! 
 saucemaster5000: colors were a mistake
  Juliamon: *squints*
 LinearGif: All light is equally fast, but some light is more equal than others
 Drasvin: Infrared is slower/longer than red
  Sarah_Serinde: Green and blue are the correct colours 
 MegaDosX: All Will Be Beige
teaandcharcoal: green and blue are the two best colors so this seems right
 couchboyj: But Magic taught me red is the color of vroom
 Twilight_Spark: If you leave blue and orange that's like gatorade, so be careful.
Angreed66: You want higher frequency
 SymphonicLolita: 
Snowcookies: Indigo only exists because newton wanted 7 colours
 Lord_Hosk: Flang
 ClodiumSoride: "Doorhinge"
 TheMerricat: #ff0e32!
oldmanglasses: Blorage?
 jetpixi: Yellow is fairly unlikeable imo
 DiscordianTokkan: Mortgage
 SnowBunSarah: Fun fact, the color was named after the food!
 DiamondMX: Blue
oldmanglasses: blorange?
LeeshaJoy: This would be great if Paul was filtering the colors out as they were ejected
 misterbreaksit: Oh, actually, Hospital Floor Green. That one sucks too.
 MegaDosX: Forage
 BrowneePoints: Door Hinge
 SymphonicLolita: green Only
 MAPBoardgames: @ClodiumSoride Somebody here played Curse of Monkey Island
 josh___something: Green wins!
 AkiraBalance27: color of lrr
 Drasvin: Orange rhymes with sporange (The underside of a mushroom where the spores are stored)
 burleyboar: grue (greenish blue) is my favorite
 stevefromdetroit: sky black currently
  mtvcdm: Isn't LRR in blue?
AutumnGold: green is best
 Its_VeeBot: Do you love the color of the sky?
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 WearingCats_CwC: Gamma rays
 DigitalSeahorse: blue was the last one added
 burleyboar: Enya taught us the sky is the color "Caribean blue"
 NewtyNewts: Quippers?
teaandcharcoal: "green wins" says the woman in a green jacket on a green chair *thinking emoji*
Tempest2097: My vote isn't even in the visible spectrum, I'm not fond of UV
 NewtyNewts: Nope, fibbers.
  Juliamon: Yellow is just a really difficult colour. It's hard to look at for long, it's hard to make a good pigment of that isn't highly toxic
 Lysander_salamander: yay fibbage!
 misterbreaksit: Horrible greyscale world where only the colour of diseased phlegm exists.
 ClodiumSoride: @MAPBoardgames haven't, but great minds (and @BrowneePoints )
 josh___something: ummm
 TimIAm: Not my cheeks!
 GhostValv: 
 vershike: Is that a threat?
daytimestar19: 100 100
flouncy_magooo: Fun fact: The ancient Greek didn't distinguish between green and blue
 NewtyNewts: Let's lies!
 Xavorin: Please, no fibbaging my cheeks. I haven't eaten yet.
 flatluigi: https://jackbox.tv/#myko
 RandomTrivia: Uh
  Juliamon: Some cultures *still* don't distinguish between them
 NewtyNewts: Your own. Personal. Jesus.
   LoadingReadyRun:  Indigo can go and take IndieGoGo with it
 jetpixi: Too fast!
Angreed66: Ditching any of red grren or blue is a bad move due to human anatomy
 LordZarano: @flouncy_magooo Neither did Japanese
 Mazrae: First time playing this, never able to be on when they had played with it before
 Twilight_Spark: Snow 100%
flouncy_magooo: @flouncy_magooo Oh, neat!
 Gekyouryuu: anthrax?
 gualdhar: an actual, living child from Ethiopia
  Juliamon: Oh no, it's Florida, this'll be hard
 TheNerdWonder: oh crap. I heard about this...what was it
 Fruan: Live bees!
 NewtyNewts: It's Florida.
 CaptainSpam: 1
 SymphonicLolita: 3
DoodlestheGreat: 1
LeeshaJoy: 2
 MAPBoardgames: 2
WriterRaven: 1
 Dog_of_Myth: 2
 rhapsodyblue92: 2
TristalMTG: Florida? Meth.
Bahumot: 1
 DEATHlikescats: Grandma!
 DiscordianTokkan: 1
 saucemaster5000: 1
 NotCainNorAbel: 2
 BigDaddyBland87: 2
 Arclight_Dynamo: 3
 airylan: 2
oldmanglasses: 2
fracassio: 3
 burleyboar: 2
adept_nekomancer: 3
 jetpixi: Florida. Could be anything.
 MrMashadar: 1
ButButTheJesus: of course
 stevefromdetroit: one gay
 Bearudite: based on feed dump probably some rare animals
 Arclight_Dynamo: I have an idea of what this is actually going to be.
teaandcharcoal: probably not an alligator then
 RockPusher: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Crack to keep her students awake
 MegaDosX: This is a tough one to pick for us
 azninsect: 1
 saucemaster5000: I love how we al type our answer into chat like we all hadn't already answered
 burleyboar: I change my mind to 3
 NewtyNewts: I'm going 3
 Twilight_Spark: A *new* story.
Tempest2097: I'm also going three
 DrLigmaPhD: The severed head of Ron Desantis
Tempest2097: Several of these options are bad.
 jetpixi: A book 
 CaptainSpam: I have a feeling I know this one...
 MegaDosX: Not anymore!
 josh___something: oof
ghyllnox: We've had this before haven't we
 Dog_of_Myth: Too true Nelly
 RandomTrivia: That's why it's a new experience!
  mtvcdm: Not these days
 TemporallyAwry:  ...
SquidVorb: Ouch
 SkylerRingtail: We used to...
 bytecaster: They are trying to get rid of them
 HadesLeprechaun: oofa doofa
 jennydude: ouch
 saucemaster5000: florida does ban a lot of books so...
ButButTheJesus: true though
Tempest2097: You ain't wrong.
 Rhynerd: Dang, a book in florida?
 MegaDosX: Get got Florida
 Rhynerd: Ancient times, man.
 LinearGif: What is book? Tastes very strange
 electra310: Put it this way, when I lived in Florida, I homeschooled.
Tempest2097: Florida is currsed
 thestarstorm: It’s bad down here please halp
 azninsect: its florida, it could be anything
 jennydude: also the wildlife
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Lysander_salamander: Fuck the govt of fl
Manwichcannon: On the bright side theres white powder! Oh wait thats asbestos...
 Rhynerd: Please send help to Florida
ButButTheJesus: Sand got me
 MegaDosX: Where would you get the finger tho?
  mtvcdm: https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2022/01/27/Florida-teacher-has-snowman-mailed-from-Kentucky/9011643305273/
 TheMerricat: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-10512367/Florida-teacher-surprises-kindergarten-students-SNOWMAN-shipped-Kentucky.html
 MegaDosX: WHAT
 azninsect: dang
 MegaDosX: HOW
teaandcharcoal: lmaoooo
 AkiraBalance27: impressive
 NewtyNewts: Got it!
 saucemaster5000: I got it!
Tempest2097: HOW
LeeshaJoy: do you want to mail a snowman?
 AkiraBalance27: did it....make it?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wow, that is Florida dumb
 azninsect: sigh
Tempest2097: Okay that would need so much dry ice
 Rourke9: thats cool
  mtvcdm: @TheMerricat I got it TheMerricat.
 ClodiumSoride: "snow"
Tempest2097: SO much
 Lord_Hosk: So beej wasn't wrong
Tempest2097: And airmail
 saucemaster5000: @LeeshaJoy  
ghyllnox: Yeah we've had that one before
 Drasvin: Would the snowman survive?
 Lysander_salamander: you can send refridgerated mail
ButButTheJesus: ok
 TheMerricat: 
GamemasterAnth: @leeshajoy Ah you beat me to it!
 Rhynerd: Wait, my hometown?
 Dog_of_Myth: Do you want to mail a snowman......
 jetpixi: No clean thoughts here
 josh___something: in this stream?!
 NewtyNewts: Differently Clean
Tempest2097: I feel for y'all stuck in Florida
Angreed66: Well...
 flatluigi: oh no i know this one
 DrLigmaPhD: Most is a generous evaluation, Nelly
 azninsect: 2?
 DiscordianTokkan: Make way for Piss?
 SymphonicLolita: 2
DoodlestheGreat: 2
 airylan: 2
fracassio: 2
 CaptainSpam: 2
LeeshaJoy: 2
 NotCainNorAbel: 2
 Dog_of_Myth: 1
oldmanglasses: 1
ImmortalLen: 2
 Twilight_Spark: We'll get you back when you get dragged to Didney Whorl by your kids, don't worry.
 BigDaddyBland87: 2
 NewtyNewts: 2
Stratavarius: 2
Bahumot: 2
 electra310: 2
number_1_the_larch: 2
 TemporallyAwry: Fig Leafs? 
Tempest2097: 2
 NonUniqueGuy: 2
 DiscordianTokkan: 2
 MrMashadar: 2
 MegaDosX: Windmill slam 2
 saucemaster5000: 2
DoodlestheGreat: It's Italy. 2/
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I actually think its one
 DeM0nFiRe: 2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because they don't want to erode the surface
number_1_the_larch: we gunna get you
 azninsect: OMG XD
 Lysander_salamander: power wash simulator, venice edition
 jetpixi: Magic wand hahahaha
adept_nekomancer: This is probably too much piss
 Lord_Hosk: the wand
Aristophan: Urine luck!
ButButTheJesus:   
 MegaDosX: "Clean Thoughts" has a lot of people with pee on the brain
 DiscordianTokkan: I was RIGHT, we DID make way for piss!
 saucemaster5000: Hitachi did something else to the statues -- news at 11
teaandcharcoal: its sterile?
 burleyboar: I thought we voted out yellow??
 NewtyNewts: Make way for piss!
LeeshaJoy: @MegaDosX urine is supposedly sterile
 DrLigmaPhD: Jizz is the missing answer
Tempest2097: @MegaDosX It is most assuredly not
 burleyboar: I also flag yellow so... Yeah. ^_^
DoodlestheGreat: Urine trouble now.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: urine is sterile when it comes out of you unless you have an infection.
 TheMerricat: Fun fact chat, if you are actually hydrating properly, it's not yellow. 
  Juliamon: It's sterile until it exits the body
 azninsect: ooooh
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: if your urine is not sterile, go to doctor.
 Lysander_salamander: hahaha
 jetpixi: @juliamon beat me to it
 azninsect: hahahah dang
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 niccus: medium size urine
 azninsect: just go through all the urine answers first
  mtvcdm: All the urine was wrong
 saucemaster5000: dang
 azninsect: ooooh
 CaptainSpam: DANGIT
 NewtyNewts: Three different urines!
  mtvcdm: Your urine is a lie
 SymphonicLolita: gottem
 CaptainSpam: Boom!
 BigDaddyBland87: boom!
 laikagoat:   
 azninsect: eyyyyy
 MegaDosX: Ayyyyy
 NewtyNewts: Gottem!
 RandomTrivia: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: WE GOT EM
Tempest2097: GOTTEM
 DeM0nFiRe: We got one \o/
 emberBecky: oh god is it gonna be the wand
WriterRaven: \o/
  mtvcdm: https://www.theverge.com/2021/5/31/22461712/bacteria-art-restoration-michelangelo-marble-medici
TheAinMAP: Got one!
Tempest2097: WHAT
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: whoa!
 vershike: Wat
teaandcharcoal: HOW????
 emberBecky: oh. huh.
 MegaDosX: ARE YOU KIDDING ME
 GhostValv: 
Angreed66: The key is what people wouldn't write
 NorthstarTex: we got one!
 Earthenone: chompers!
 Rourke9: thats very cool
Tempest2097: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
 josh___something: WHAT THE FUCK
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's so cool
 saucemaster5000: cool!
 MegaDosX: Italy am you ok
 DiamondMX: What the fuuuck?
Tempest2097: WHAT THE SHIT
TheAinMAP: 
 NewtyNewts: wut
 vershike: Foul
 jetpixi: Oh. Oh god. Oh no. Why.
Tempest2097: That is SO dangerous to human limbs
 azninsect: sigh.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's fascinating
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Conservators are weird lateral thinkers
ButButTheJesus: so did it work?
 DiscordianTokkan: Ya know, fair
  mtvcdm: "The different strains of bacteria ate away at residues, glue, and even the stains from an improperly disposed-of corpse that was dumped in one of the tombs in 1537. "
 NewtyNewts: We're just a bit behind.
 airylan: hey, we're not last!
 northos: oh, I can believe it
 saucemaster5000: genuinely interesting fact there
 ClodiumSoride: TIL
 Gekyouryuu: good hair
 SymphonicLolita: oh I know this fr
 NotCainNorAbel: 1
 flatluigi: 1
Tempest2097: 1
 Diabore: 3
number_1_the_larch: 1
TristalMTG: apple bottom jeans
Bahumot: 2
 spethycakes: ah, the Habsburgs
 NonUniqueGuy: 1
 Lysander_salamander: 3
DaxStrife: Albert with the fuuuuurrrrrr
DoodlestheGreat: 1
 blip2004: 2
 iris_of_ether: 1
Shadowsoflife: 2
 airylan: 1
 DrLigmaPhD: Big teeth
 CaptainSpam: 1
 electra310: 1
 DEATHlikescats: Big chinnnnn
 azninsect: hmm...1 or 3
WriterRaven: 1
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
teaandcharcoal: boots with the fur?
 emberBecky: good hair
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: albert with the thicc thighs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1 probably
adept_nekomancer: 1
 misterbreaksit: Albert with the Good Hair.
 SnowBunSarah: 1
ghyllnox: Ring?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BigDaddyBland87: 1
Angreed66: 1
 jennydude: 1
 couchboyj: Sauce
 NewtyNewts: Albert with the Capital A
 RandomTrivia: Albert with the Halberdt 
Tempest2097: Oh those wacky Hapsburgs
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: albert with the prince
 saucemaster5000: not bad choices for once
 Arclight_Dynamo: Becky with the Big Teeth
 jetpixi: Albert with the thick liquid
 Drasvin: Habsburg. Oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This would have been before the horror show of inbreeding
Pteraspidomorphi: Is 1 believable?
 dumbo3k: remember chat, we are voting on our own false answer right now
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Albert, when the walls fell.
LeeshaJoy: Albert with the Least Inbreeding
 DiscordianTokkan: Albert with the Dumptruck Assssssss
 WearingCats_CwC: Albert with the inbred chin
 DEATHlikescats: Skee slope faces
ButButTheJesus: the Brear
shadowmaster132: 3 feels a touch anachronistic, so 1
 Lord_Hosk: Albert with the money and money
 LinearGif: Albert with the crazy eyes
 vershike: Albert with the Crazy Eyes
WriterRaven: Albert with the Thick Liquid
Tempest2097: Try looking up the Spanish Line of the Hapsburgs some time for fun.  Charles the Second was SO INBRED that he was more inbred than if his parents were siblings.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: penis, Ian
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: not scrotum
steelfox13: with the apple bottom jeans?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's through the head
 Fruan: The panalysts callback!
 Its_VeeBot: Albert with the fur (the furrrr)
ButButTheJesus: with the furrrrrrrrrr
 jetpixi: Idek what it could possibly be
 BrowneePoints: Isnt it Schwanz?
 Rhynerd: Berts with the furr
 Lysander_salamander: Horse I think?
 SymphonicLolita: finally I actually know a fibbage answer
 azninsect: good lie
 NewtyNewts: Albert with the Last Name!
nyoomgoom: albert with the steel chair!!
  Juliamon: I appreciate that most of the jokes got in there
LeeshaJoy: I hope it's the horse one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, this is the Austrian Hapsburgs, the really inbred ones ended up being Spanish if memory serves
 WhirlwindAbyss: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Albert, his eyes opened!
 Lysander_salamander: nice
Tempest2097: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yep, Charles the second being the last of that line
 NewtyNewts: Donated points to Kathleen
 saucemaster5000: yes!!!
 SymphonicLolita: gottemmmm
 azninsect: EYYYY
 CaptainSpam: WHOOMP
teaandcharcoal: i imagined like "wolf boy" for albert with the fur
 Diabore: hot
 laikagoat:    
 BigDaddyBland87: hell yees!
 MegaDosX: OH
 Diabore: damn
 NonUniqueGuy: Gottem
ImmortalLen: YESSS!
DoodlestheGreat: GOTCHA!
 Dog_of_Myth: 4!!
 DiscordianTokkan: Eyyyyy
 MegaDosX: Got 'em
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: WE GOT EM
 NewtyNewts: GOTTEM MAJOR
 NorthstarTex: EYYYY!
ButButTheJesus: YES
 airylan: heck yes!
 josh___something: EZ
WriterRaven: BOO YA
 ClodiumSoride: fished in!
 Drasvin: 
 electra310: YES
 iris_of_ether: 
Tempest2097: Gottem WHOLESALE
Snowcookies: yes
 jetpixi: Niiiiice
  mtvcdm: Audience slayed.
 airddragon: pigtail
  mtvcdm: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_III,_Duke_of_Austria
 SymphonicLolita: 
shadowmaster132: gotem
 MegaDosX: WHAT
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
TheAinMAP: Wow.
ButButTheJesus: Drooper got me
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MegaDosX: That's boring.
 jetpixi: Vestigial tail?
 TimIAm: Is it his hair or did he have a tail
 LinearGif: Albert, you know, with the hair?
 NorthstarTex: wow, we're 3rd
 NewtyNewts: Jump to 3rd!
 electra310: Audience is doing great
 MegaDosX: Yeah we're somehow in third now
epsilon_vee: fancy dancy fish heads
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, it's just an alternate translation of braid
 Diabore: a 2k round will do that
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: a caticori
DoodlestheGreat: Folger's?
 Its_VeeBot: The Weefeees!
 NewtyNewts: Get in character Kathleen!
LeeshaJoy: pull out your Lorna voice, Kathleen
 NotCainNorAbel: 2
 jetpixi: A penis
 Diabore: 2
Blasteg: oh I know this
WriterRaven: 2
fracassio: 2
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: 3, chat
 HoloTheWiseWolf_: a dong
 jellybean57: oh ive seen this
 jetpixi: Idk