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Catcard: you had a parnets moment in the twitter link guys
LoadingReadyRun:
fixed 
lazermeow: Let's get spoopy!!
DeM0nFiRe: Wow I am uh not smart. I was like "This song sounds familiar where have I heard it before" here. I've heard it here before. Duh
Rourke9: oooh havent heard this one before! I like it
MilkInBags: I love gorillaz
TheMerricat: This feels new...
saucemaster5000: I love giraffz
jessieimproved: I haven't heard this one in a while, but it's not new
MilkInBags: it's gamer music because there are mario sounds
NightValien28: LET'S GO G A M E R S
flouncy_magooo: Wahoocore
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This track is know as “Vindicate Me feat. Random aka Rock Ran” in Japan 
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TheMerricat: 2014. Wow I could have sworn it was more recent than that given the reference to Will Smith.
saucemaster5000: there's also a phil fish reference so...
Fanklok: Mega Ran is a name I haven't heard in a long time
Orxolon: good evening everyvody!
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Fanklok: This is live not the VOD
Gascitygaming: and here we go!
NDCazzy: 70% of a year!
Dog_of_Myth:
10of9:
betweenmyself:
Get them spoops 
MilkInBags: two weeks of hell
TheWriterAleph: IT'S BEEN
Kramburger: WHATTUP, DIRT
saucemaster5000: two glorious weeks of peace and love
Boon_33: woo obelisk!
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Austere_Squire: gotta get the sapphire?
Orxolon: once and always was good
Saintnex: I mean we had Adam...
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SnackPak_: I was so lost
xantos69: I would love two *Long* and *Hard* weeks with Ben and Adam.
Blakemcm: nailed it
El_Funko: I made Ben and Adam proxies out of mashed potato and sand
empyreon:
patrick_stonecrusher: We Just Monika'd
saucemaster5000: I sit in the dark and think about my lord and savior
Omthebox: That's pretty much how it went
Rourke9: oh no
GlennSeto: it did
YawnLance: I was heartbroken
gualdhar: I disappear from existence when Ben and Adam aren't streaming
josh___something: Basically
rosesmcgee: I think it added to the void TBH
Fanklok: I sat in my chair and waited for you to come back
Austere_Squire: watched adam play doki doki and was sad without ben
Boon_33: it's like Ben was really there with us
ghyllnox: I feel attacked
KeytarCat: Fuck, ben, how'd you know!?
KV1NN4: yes, it was a good little void filler,t hank you!
betweenmyself:
Consider my void filled
niccus: that's fair
saucemaster5000: he's right though
GlennSeto: that tracks
EvilBadman: A Ben-aid
Makrosian_Tae: I did breathe forcefully through my nose!
ButButTheJesus: Ben is the JAM
NotCainNorAbel: and chat is the bread?
MegaDosX: I mean, fair
ThirdGames: What flavor of jam are you Ben?
Fanklok: Adam is a bit nutty
Omthebox: Mono Chunk
raulghoulia: Jam pals
gualdhar: Adam is very sticky, just like peanut butter
El_Funko: chunky 4 lyfe
korvys: Smooth - The cowards peanut butter
El_Funko: gimme dat TEXTURE
LithelyUnshod: Adam got that protein
KeytarCat: I just had pb&j
Kramburger: Chunky, because he's not a baby
Austere_Squire: i see Adam has the Ian-ified headset
ButButTheJesus: a chonk nut
saucemaster5000: adam is starchy peanut butter
KV1NN4: extra crunchy all the way babyyy
SnackPak_: Adam is the peanut butter glue that holds this together
thebluecosmonaut: dont worry im here now
YawnLance: Adam's pretty smooth
lazermeow: Nah, Adam is Nutella.
niccus: adam: what fruit jam is ben
TheMerricat: @ladyailuros those are the headphones that Ian 'repaired' on TTSF before they discovered that the problem wasn't the headphones....
MilkInBags: I'm sure Adam just 666666P people when he meets them
Austere_Squire: smooth criminal
ButButTheJesus: oh some people do
MegaDosX: I hear Yakety Sax
xantos69: I know what I think when I look at Adam: *Giggle* he's so tall. Hope he chases me.
TheWriterAleph: saxamaphone
jessieimproved: Not Marvin Gaye how about Sade
saucemaster5000: then he found out it was about sex
elkae: a smooth jazz king
shurtal: Seabats. CBAT. COINIDENCE!?!?!
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Boon_33: this chat either needs an adult... or dinner plans
YawnLance: Objectively correct choice, Benjamin.
Kramburger: Further proof Ben is a child
GlennSeto: Maybe Careless Whisper.
ButButTheJesus: "I BEEN REALLY TRYYYYIN BAYBEH"
Fanklok: Adam is not smooth, he has a beard
betweenmyself:
Adam cuts out the butter completely and just throws a bunch of flame roasted peanuts into his sammich
josh___something:
SnackPak_:
SquareDotCube: I get it
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Blakemcm: spin the blades more
El_Funko: if it aint chunk, it's bunk
Austere_Squire: it's okay to be wrong, ben
svent_fulgur: Time for a fun day with the Spoopy boys!
itira: sup nerds
empyreon:
🎷
iDangero: smooth is DLC
patrick_stonecrusher: I hear Mighty Mighty Bosstones when l look at Ben
GlennSeto:
I played it on PC and the performance was ass.
ghyllnox: Yo, Ben, Adam said today he wanted a hug. Can you give him one from us?
DEATHlikescats: Chunky peanut butter is amazing on bacon cheeseburgers
SquareDotCube: Chunky peanut butter kind of has the texture of... poop...
shurtal: if i want cruncy peanut butter, i'll eat some peanuts
saucemaster5000: likes flaccid sandwiches
empyreon: t e x t u r e
Kramburger: Do you like your crusts cut off too, buddy?
niccus: i sort of want to find a chunky peanut butter that's like, textured smooth instead of smooth with peanut viscera added
Darleysam: ah, a PB & L
mulligan2six: @patrick_stonecrusher Is that just the impression you get?
korvys: Lettuce and Jelly
itira: peanut butter and pickes is good
KV1NN4: beef hotdogs+peanut butter on bread or in a bun=yum
Austere_Squire: because some people do crimes
NotCainNorAbel: sweet and sour
YawnLance: People are unhinged
Fanklok: Lettuce peanutbutter water cress sandwich
Spades_Slicc: peanut butter and pickles is good as fuck
Blakemcm: it adds salt
SquareDotCube: sweet pickles or dill pickles
saucemaster5000: fried pickles are the best fried food
empyreon: grilled pb & cheese is my comfort food
Spades_Slicc: @SquareDotCube yes
UnkeptFlea: ok now the real question: smooth or chunky pickles?
itira: smoooov
SnackPak_:
xantos69: Peach
ThirdGames: Peach preserves
DaxStrife: Thinking about that old Commodore Hustle where Beej made peanut butter and cheese sandwiches.
LadyAiluros: Sometimes chunky PB is all the have at the store ;;
shurtal: Ben is a marmalade
Blakemcm: peach
Spades_Slicc: orange marm
saucemaster5000: marmalade or some shit
itira: apricot
Fanklok: FROG jam
YawnLance: OH SHIT
empyreon: the SOUL read
MilkInBags: wild
Blakemcm: cause you look like a peach
Kramburger: Smooth like peanut butter and twice as thick
Laserbeaks_Fury: Raspberry PPPTTHHHHH
DEATHlikescats:
korvys: Marmalade
Orxolon: drift compatible
rosesmcgee: hell yeah, preach!
raulghoulia: blue rasberry jam?
lazermeow: Bosenberry bois!!
Austere_Squire: apple cinnamon jam
therisingtithes: uhhhh did something happen to Adam's headphones?
Gascitygaming: I mean, strawberry, but go off i guess.....
jessieimproved: Raspberry is some dang good jam, but, hear me out, apricot
shendaras: Apricot
SeaDiegoFC: Marionberry
YawnLance: Oh wait no
SquareDotCube: Orange marmalade?
Talin06: black barry
saucemaster5000: yeah that tracks. Also peach jam is not great
YawnLance: Ben is space jam
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inconsideratehat: Eyyy, 41 months with my boyyyys
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xantos69: Oh you gotta get on the peach jam train. Its game changing.
LadyAiluros: peach jam is good. I used to amke it from scratch
GlennSeto: what about cherry?
MilkInBags: barfmalade
Kramburger: YOU FUCKING WHAT BEN
rosesmcgee: Marmite is better
ButButTheJesus: Adam YES!
shurtal: preserves are bougie, i'll take no questions
itira: I love marmalade!
KV1NN4: if vegemite is too sharp, marmite might go over... smoother
El_Funko: I recently learned about making delicious fruity cream when the jam jar is almost empty by putting some cream in the last of the jar and shaking it up
betweenmyself: Chunky vs Smooth, AND having to choose a flavor of jelly? Too much choice. Just give up on life and go with Grape Goobers.
DEATHlikescats: @therisingtithes tinker tailor solder fry got to those headphones and ‘fixed’them
Gascitygaming: Adam, if you like food you won't like it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Vegemight not
Kramburger: Ben's a Vegemite-not
Fanklok: Ben's aussie is the same amount of quality as Adam's dolphin
MegaDosX: Vegemite is not great tbh
saucemaster5000: there was a scene in a show I was watching where someone yelled "mite me!" and got fed a whole spoonful. Best show of the year
Austere_Squire: what IS vegemite
MilkInBags: poop is an acquired taste, like vegemite
NotCainNorAbel: Ben's Australian is almost as good as Adam's dolphin
El_Funko: as a delicious dessert treat
Nigouki: you need to get eastern european marmalade. What gets labeled as marmalade in north america is a fucking crime.
NotCainNorAbel: almost as good
itira: ke ke ke ke
Blakemcm: send the links!
Nigouki: i swear to god I'm gonna mail time you some proper marmalade and you'll love it
saucemaster5000: totsugeki is the best dolphin
ThirdGames: Phrasing
shurtal: a callout post on the twitter dot com?
Austere_Squire: tag james, give no context
NotCainNorAbel: 'doing a dolphin'
Boon_33: #notaDolphin
JusticeJuice: While enjoying Marmalade.
itira: clarifying... doing a dolphin NOISE?
Fanklok: What hash tag do we use?
NotCainNorAbel: I wasn't being crtical
Dog_of_Myth: Now that's good content.
steelfox13: Fair enough
DiscordianTokkan:
DEATHlikescats: #AussieDolphin
rin_the_kat: Hello!
patrick_stonecrusher: 🐬¿Que que que?🐬
Dog_of_Myth:
shurtal: he's on MInecraft Legends now!
KV1NN4: criticism? oh boy time to put it off cos can't fail if i don't try! Xd (but my dolphin is pretty danged good imo)
Blakemcm: gotta get that RE4 zeitgheist
NotCainNorAbel: you could play pac-man and I would show up
saucemaster5000: if you don't finish by may you lose all your grants
fiftymcnasty: You got more remakes to play
Gascitygaming: 80
itira: thats some logic right there
Austere_Squire: never update the title; just always say you're playing Dead Space
saucemaster5000: 2 million dollars
Diabore: its definitely full priced
gibbousm: Tax Deductible
rosesmcgee: Maybe if there were per game sponsorship $$
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MidnighterKnight: Spoops aplenty plz
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MilkInBags: $80 for something already made?!
Blakemcm: deadspace is a remaster, RE4 is a reamake, so much added content
betweenmyself:
Adam Savidan: the fiscally responsible Twitch streamer
Laserbeaks_Fury: Whats the version with Moushley
Austere_Squire: Peak content, buying game for a bit
fiftymcnasty: Mister Kennedy!
Gascitygaming: It'
YawnLance: Gotta survive and then you can thrive
JusticeJuice: The stream isn't names Let's not play Deadspace.
ThirdGames: Once you Survive, then you Thrive
saucemaster5000: you die in the first village
niccus: well, according to maslow's hierarchy of needs,
Going_Medium: Death is the end
Talin06: hierarchy of needs
Gascitygaming: it's like raft, first you get your food and water, then you do the sailing
SnackPak_: rip
Fanklok: Well what's the opposite of survival?
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dankmemeter: Glad to be here, eat fresh yall!
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itira:
patrick_stonecrusher: 🐭Leeee-oooon!
Laserbeaks_Fury:
Have you seen Watch and Play 
saucemaster5000: joke's on the employees I sell evil poison
korvys: !cw
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MilkInBags: it's tax deductible so, more games equals to less tax to pay and more games owned
Dog_of_Myth:
ButButTheJesus: not the /localappdata!
ButButTheJesus: YEESH
Makrosian_Tae: Oh noes
Austere_Squire: I am very dumb; i saw Obelisk as the game title thing and saw that you were playing a remake and extremely thought you were playing a remake of some game named Obelisk today
kumatsu: ENGAGE COMMERCE
Fanklok: Plug the youtube
Boon_33: beej says: buy a thing
kingkrazy9: Spoiler alert there is dead in space.
shurtal: what's Dead Space's TTO: Time to Obelisk?
thebluecosmonaut: its your boy weezy
Kramburger: Right, dolphin submitted
Fanklok: Isaac sits upon a throne of dead babies
niccus: sometimes poops are expensive
Makrosian_Tae: That dog hitter got FUCKED tho didn't they?
Austere_Squire: watch and play hemorrhages a whole $2 a stream
kumatsu: sometimes W+P games are full price and not worth it
betweenmyself: Watch and Play has to deal with all them bank transaction fees though
Austere_Squire: i watched the w+p of the Chex game and that game was worth all of the money but i think was free?
kumatsu: lookit that walk cycle
saucemaster5000: it's got nice big hands
Kramburger: Yaoi hands
MilkInBags: yugioh hands
saucemaster5000: too late
niccus: does that mean the hands are going to get longer?
gibbousm: no yaoi paddles
Kramburger: Not to be confused with Yowie hands
YawnLance: You know what they say about monsters with big hands
ButButTheJesus: just five zombies in a zombie-coat
kumatsu: and that turned into Serge learning too
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I have now learned about Yaoi Hands
Gascitygaming: is that something i need to google incognito?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so that's in my brain now
MegaDosX: @Kramburger But what about bunyip hands?
SquareDotCube: wowie Yaoi
Austere_Squire: Hey, on the next Dark Pictures, can you teach Serge about yaoi hands like you taught him about body pillows?
KyeMonster: Lmfao YawnLance
Blakemcm: it should have been me is such a good meme
Valbatross_: I'm partial to FROG THE JAM
josh___something: Whu... What's ya...y'know what I don't wanna know
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Mr_Horrible: where's my "Bread Space" Overcooked 2 crossover?
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thebluecosmonaut: lady dimitresque
Kramburger: My favourite monster with big hands is Adam playing Wolf Among Us
patrick_stonecrusher: Yaoi Handell
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GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: This space? Dead AF.
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betweenmyself:
Sometimes you just gotta design your anime characters so they can comfortably use the OG Xbox ‘Duke’ controller
Kramburger: Sir?
shurtal: I say variations of "a ghost of a chance" way more often than is appropriate because of Yu-Gi-Oh
Fanklok: Did Adam learn about Bad Dragon on Let's Nope or was that his home stream?
raulghoulia: what is this, Mass Effect?
saucemaster5000: when the elevator opens I charge in, fuck waiting
Kramburger: I miss the Duke, but not enough to buy one
MegaDosX: Two shots, of vodka
saucemaster5000: same with busses
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KV1NN4: Yu-Gi-Oh's creator was a hero imo
saucemaster5000: I'm the goddamn juggernaut
Kramburger: The only peson I know who does that is my daughter and she's Two
SquareDotCube: just Superman punch your way into the space
Laserbeaks_Fury: One Save Slot? That's the *true* horror...
MegaDosX: Adam turns public transport queues into rugby mauls apparently
Kramburger: Pulse Check
Kramburger: Still alive
Kramburger: Hmmm
Tempest2097: Evening Adam and Ben, I hope you're having as lovely an evening as mine
Fanklok: @kramburger why does your daughter have a twitch account?
lochnessseammonster:
fiftymcnasty: "friend"
Mr_Horrible:
I can't imagine that because I don't lie to my friends 
ActualFactual: Hey, have you guys had your tuna subs yet today?
azninsect: eyyy obelisk time!
Kramburger: @Fanklok It's cheaper than daycare
YawnLance: Big fella
saucemaster5000: I made flawless sushi tonight so I don't have to cook while watching
saucemaster5000: I have no brakes
gibbousm: darn barnacles
Kramburger: More like BLOBLISK HEYOOOO
Makrosian_Tae: WHAT IS THAT??
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Scarbble: eat fresh!
Gascitygaming: eat fresh all
itira: its tuna tuesday
MilkInBags: i love a good roasted tuna mayo sub
azninsect: eef freef
ActualFactual: I'm doing a callback, okay!?!?!
Mr_Horrible: yeah, but Tuesdays Are For Tuna
shendaras: But it's Tuna Tuesday, though.
lochnessseammonster:
saucemaster5000: gives up tuna for lent
Valbatross_: Woe, Tuna be upon ye
Gascitygaming: flavourless flakes with mayo
Laserbeaks_Fury: Can you fire the ADS from the hip?
ThirdGames: Veggie Sub is the worst
SquareDotCube: Subway sells a semblance of existence in that universe
Mr_Horrible: Tuna Sub is essentially a military-grade slug of mush
DEATHlikescats: But there’s like many DIFFERENT tuna subs
fiftymcnasty: What if subway made egg salad
lochnessseammonster: agreed
OnyxOblivion: i dont trust subway to make tuna that wont make me sick
kumatsu: subway power rankings dropped
DEATHlikescats: In this reality
itira: Veggie sub is my go to!
Spades_Slicc: Have you considered Tuna and Meatball Marinara?
Gascitygaming: veggie sub underrated
saucemaster5000: you know what is WAY overrated? Fucking italian sub
kireawolf: Tuna at most places is pretty bad
Fanklok: Oh boy can't wait for a 6 dollar 5dollar footlong
Mr_Horrible: Nog Fresh
KV1NN4: i thinkt he veggie patties from Subway are pretty good
Austere_Squire: i feel like fish from a subway is more fraught than veggies from a subway
gualdhar: Subway would sell the flesh of this space monster and call it tuna
Kramburger: I've seen this anime
baskwalla: Would you like you nog toasted sir?
ButButTheJesus: *runs in from battlefield* Guys, the Quiznos uprising is intense. They got a secret weapon...
ButButTheJesus: THEY GOT A PEPPER BAR
itira: sub nog
Spades_Slicc: Subnog
DarknessKingCoH: In the name of the Father, the Sub, and the Holy Toast. Eat Fresh
SquareDotCube: eight dollar eggngg
Scy_Anide: Would their eggnog still have the weird Subway smell?
Spades_Slicc: @itira drift compatible
Austere_Squire: soobnoog
saucemaster5000: confirmed Ben doesn't listen to a word Adam says
KeytarCat: eggnegg
SquareDotCube: *eggnog
lochnessseammonster:
and that's why this is the horror stream 
CastleOtranto: I'd rather eat my yoga mat than tuna from Subway
Mr_Horrible: don't joke like that, I had chunky nog last Christmas
McGurganatorZX: oh it's let's nope Obelix time huh
Fanklok: Good bit Ben
Laserbeaks_Fury: it's incredibly bad
raulghoulia: Big Nog
itira:
@itira 
Laserbeaks_Fury: for you
MegaDosX: Be the change you want to see in the world
NotCainNorAbel: Do you really want eggnog and sit in the sun?
Gascitygaming: yuuuup!@
Spades_Slicc: It takes months to make properly
saucemaster5000: YES
GhostValv: the spices are associated with winter
MilkInBags: no one likes turkey, they just pretend
niccus: turkey's complicated
itira: "healthy" meat
Mr_Horrible: who's overrating turkey? Its rating is "fine"
KeytarCat: You can do that, it's not particularly hard to make eggnog
saucemaster5000: wish the president killed more of them
fiftymcnasty: its good for sandwiches
DEATHlikescats: There’s recipes for nog, you can make it anytime
arkham1981: Veggie sub with all the veggies and big squirt of ranch. It's like a salad sandwich.
Makrosian_Tae: Egg Nussy
NotCainNorAbel: thanksgiving should be Duck
koodooman: I hate turkey, I dont even have it for christmas
kireawolf: turkey is trash meat
azninsect:
ButButTheJesus: HAMB
hieroglyphica: What always got me about the Tina thing is I worked at subway at the time, and the packets we used smelled and were labeled tuna. I think that test was more a commentary on how much fraud there is in commercial fish sales
BrowneePoints: Hot egg drink in the summer? Are you serious?
McGurganatorZX: I like turkey a lot but I'd rather have a ham or a pot roast or even a meatloaf
Gascitygaming: The amount of effort to make a good turkey is so much more than a good ham, so just have ham
JusticeJuice: I saw Eggnog comercial last month.
elkae: My family does ham for holidays
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ham is a way better meat for a holiday
BrowneePoints: No. Ham is for CHRISTMAS
SquareDotCube: tbh you get more meat out of a turkey than a chicken
saucemaster5000: I did a beef tenderloin one year
Rustpile: I remember seeing a post this past winter saying, "When did you have your first hot chocolate this season?", and I responded "June"
Rourke9: yea thats a thing
Talin06: you have not had my grilled turkey
Fanklok: A turkey is a big ass honk of meat
Mr_Horrible: I drink hot coffee in the summer still but I don't think I'd want something *thick* and hot
Tempest2097: Oh but if you spatchcock a turkey and get that sucker flat, you can cook it in 45 minutes!
MilkInBags: very
inconsideratehat: My dad is on the same team Adam, he only cooks turkey when the rest of the fam puts pressure
Kramburger: I have hot coffees all year round but I have a caffine addiction
Valbatross_: I've made a good ass turkey before but you have to spatchcock it and that is uncomfortably visceral
lazermeow: Pulled pork should be at more holiday dinners.
thebluecosmonaut: guys just be slapping a ball around
lochnessseammonster:
itira:
sports are stupid but also video games
ButButTheJesus: adam THANK you
Mr_Horrible: I mean, it's no dumber than virtual games
azninsect: yeah, yeah...yeah...
niccus: proud to be ape
saucemaster5000: sports are just bad board games
hieroglyphica: Yeah I have a hot coffee every morning, don't matter the season
BrowneePoints: Its Hero Worship for the modern day
NotCainNorAbel: People put way too much emotional capitol into sports
SurfDownstage: go birds
Darleysam: had the revelation years ago: why do I let this thing that doesn't affect my life *in any way* affect my mood so much?
xantos69: Yay sports! Lets celebrate how some guy did a hardcore min-max on dexterity!
SquareDotCube: man hits ball with stick
ActualFactual: Yeah, especially when they all run on all fours and demand bananas
Fanklok: I had to listen to one of the xholdren at work losing his fucking mind over a radio broadcast of a basketball game
Juliamon: tie blades to feet, hit tiny rubber object with stick
Austere_Squire: i will have you know my cardboard rectangles are very intellectual
saucemaster5000: hockey's pretty dumb
Mr_Horrible: Sport just has the leg up because it's been integrated into society for longer
Valbatross_: You've given a room full of nerds the chance to get weirdly negative about sports now
Fanklok: Children*
saucemaster5000: not enough rules
NotCainNorAbel: american football is real stupid
KeytarCat: If you abstract any human activity I think it sounds silly
niccus: oh *now* you're afraid to make hot takes
El_Funko: NFL compared to Rugby, for starters
mulligan2six: Hot take coming in
shasra: anything to get that sweet sweet neuron activation
thebluecosmonaut: wowwww
GhostValv: D:
itira: LOL
Gascitygaming: yes!
Blakemcm: yessaaaaaaaaaa
GhostValv: unsub
patrick_stonecrusher: Competitive parkour
ThirdGames: Yeaaaaah
saucemaster5000: holy shit
ButButTheJesus: BEN. YES.
azninsect: HEY NOW
Blakemcm: fuckk sokkeerrrrrr
DMGlol: D: wtf
xantos69: I am with you Ben. I have never been with you more than right now.
BrowneePoints: Golf, bowling, Soccer
zeanith_helfire: 100%
inconsideratehat: Thing is, we need peaceful opportunities for VIOLENCE, because humans.
Makrosian_Tae: Dew it
Tangsm: Golf is stupid.
therisingtithes: Ben wut
lazermeow: Baseball can suck a nub.
empyreon:
lochnessseammonster:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: amazed that people will watch professional, televised cornhole, but scoff at esports
blip2004: professional soccer players are too good
ComradeMik: yeahhhhhhhhh, sorry y'all. football is pretty boring. it's all angling for penalties.
MilkInBags: [France woke up]
McGurganatorZX: I love futbol, but I get not being into it
iDangero: I'm with Ben
azninsect: Europe just woke up
itira:
ok but hear me out. golf is extra stupid
Juliamon: And someone sneezes and acts like they're having a seizure
itira: also baseball. the fuck?
spurius: you want to talk boring, baseball
BrowneePoints: Its low impact hockey and it's BORING
raulghoulia: holds it! holds it! holds it!
Austere_Squire: i feel like American football is real dumb in the sense of just how much it DESTROYS people's bodies
El_Funko: NFL where there's like 30 seconds of active play every 10 minutes
lochnessseammonster: ted lasso is great, but soccer, eeeeeeh
Gascitygaming: I think it's most popular cause of how accessible it is, just need ball
KV1NN4: Europe, Asia, South America... well Canada was nice while it lasted. XD
McGurganatorZX: Golf is fun to play but I don't think it's good to watch
DaxStrife: Golf is the worst.
Mr_Horrible: IDK, I can't really be arsed about people being excited about a thing I think is boring these days
FickleMuse: I mean I like that it's sort of low key, because I can get distracted asnd it's cool
Makrosian_Tae: @juliamon my favourite part of any soccer highlights
Misslinnythebaker: I never got soccer
PipeSmokingOwl: soccer has no moments. its all sudden hype when a thing happens and if u werent paying attention u miss it
CururuGuasu: Soccer was much more exciting when I lived in South America
gualdhar: @james_lrr care to comment?
Valbatross_: The fun thing about liking baseball like I do is that you get to bring up a thing you like and then everybody goes "UGHHH ITS SOOO BORRRIINNNGG"
Spades_Slicc: Best soccer game I've ever seen one team scored 3 goals in the first 2 minutes and held that lead until the last 45 seconds of the game
kumatsu: oh yeah, golf upkeep is FUCKING stupid
NotCainNorAbel: you have to really enjoy watching defense to like watching soccer
xantos69: Ok, but what about mini-golf?
Fanklok: Have you ever done a soccer Ben? It seems like it needs a high level of athleticism.
saucemaster5000: figure skating is the best sport
emberBecky: yess correct
Mr_Horrible:
I have marginally more constructive things to be annoyed about 
Sharkfists: golf courses should at minimum just be a goddamn park
inconsideratehat: Yeah, golf COURSES def suck
azninsect: YES!
ButButTheJesus: to GOLF
ThirdGames: BUT, Golf gave us one good thing. MINI PUTT-PUTT
lochnessseammonster: absolutely
Lithobraker: I think they should give the president and the turkey a shotgun, turn both loose in Camp David, and whoever survives gets to be leader
Laserbeaks_Fury: Jolg
steelfox13: Mini golf tho
Mr_Horrible: the only Sport is also Subway
BrowneePoints: Baseball IS boring, that's why you go to see it with friends COMPLETELY DRUNK
FickleMuse: Golf unless it's the Rival Golf Girlfriends
Laserbeaks_Fury: The King's Game
Ferisar: you wanna go play some subway bud
lochnessseammonster:
Kelazi5: Besides Minigolf is way better than regular golf
SquareDotCube: but what about disc golf?
Scarbble: finger skating
laundreydhull: Now tennis?...
Laserbeaks_Fury: Sengir Skating
ComradeMik: baseball is a strategic sport. but it's boring as fuck to watch.
betweenmyself:
Now that they updated Callisto Protocol to include enemy dismemberment, does that count as a “remake” and therefore Let’s Nope is morally obligated replay it in a few months? 
McGurganatorZX: Gymnastic sports in general are wicked cool
El_Funko: Wait if golf doesn't exist in the Subwayverse, did Happy Gilmore still do an ad spot for them?
kumatsu: my local golf course is getting converted to low-income housing and I'm living for the assholes who threw a fit about "their view getting ruined"
EvilBadman: Put Tiger Woods on a mini golf course and I'll give a shit
CururuGuasu: Pickle Ball
lazermeow: Slap fights are soooo dumb.
Sharkfists: disc golfing is aight
itira: I do landscape maintenance for golf TOWN...... what the heckin heck
BrowneePoints: Figure skating and all gymnastics are intense
niccus: there are golf courses everywhere in Phoenix and it double makes no sense
Juliamon: Baseball is absolutely about getting trashed so you can yell when someone hits a home run, and fucking around the rest of the time
Tempest2097: Baseball is a sport I actually love
Tempest2097: I'm not gonna lie, it's weird and slow but I love it
Sharkfists: yeah I've done that one, it's fun
Juliamon: (and I do love baseball)
saucemaster5000: disc golfers still wear 90s visors and think they are cool
niccus: now to be fair, Baseball recently added a pitcher clock and now it's going way faster
BrowneePoints: The math and science behind baseball us wild, but it IS boring
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: baseball is one of the sports subcategory that involves weapons, so that's cool
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McGurganatorZX: baseball is only good to watch, with other people
lochnessseammonster: rude!
NotCainNorAbel: Baseball is great to watch, what other game can you watch, take a nap wake up, and not miss anything
Sharkfists: baseball is fun in person, would never watch it on tv
El_Funko: American sports, basketball excepted, are incredibly boring
Austere_Squire: i feel obligated to like baseball because it's the only one i understand
lochnessseammonster:
Gascitygaming: Yeah, pitch clock helps baseball A LOT
McGurganatorZX: baseball is dumb as hell to watch on my own
inconsideratehat: Let the hate flow, Ben!
Juliamon: The best baseball is local indie leagues when they have dollar beer night
VrolikSyndrome: Basketball is boring on TV or in person.
saucemaster5000: baseball is an excuse to eat tons of garbage food and drink cheap beer
therisingtithes: weirdly the only real thought I can have about sports is 'most of the time I don't care, but if there are aliens I want to meet them only to find out what their sports say about what they value'
Nigouki: I went to a single baseball game in my entire life and all I got was asymmetrical sunburn on my thighs
laundreydhull: Two-player sports?
McGurganatorZX: @Juliamon OK but you're right
VrolikSyndrome: It cannot be made entertaining.
SquareDotCube: Baseball is more or less catch up with friends, pay too much for alcohol and have some entertainment on the side.
itira: sports are 100% better to watch live. I dont see why youd watch it on tv
Fanklok: What about Blernsball?
BrowneePoints: Watching Baseball on tv sucks, going to a stadium and watching it drunk AF is PEAK @loadingreadyrun
Tempest2097: You know what sport I legit find terrifying? Fuckingjai-Alai
ComradeMik: Look, I'm australian and voluntarily watch cricket. i'm not judging
mulligan2six: Thoughts on curling?
Valbatross_: Jays are solid rn yeah
Sharkfists: ah but.... BLASEball
KeytarCat: An average golf course in California consumes the equivalent of just under 2,500 households of water
Tempest2097: er, Jai-Alai
saucemaster5000: glad most of chat agrees on the best part of baseball -- drinking
lochnessseammonster:
i grew up watching community leagues so i was very into baseball... mixed feelings nowadays
Tempest2097: 150+ mph balls coming at you
NotCainNorAbel:
good for a Canadian team 
lazermeow: American Football is so dumb.
therisingtithes: but then again my sport of choice is cricket and I still barely watch it
Orxolon: you know what's a good sport? Curling
McGurganatorZX: Will say, never got Lacrosse. That sport is dumb as hell
SurfDownstage: @Sharkfists ban ground
MegaDosX: I understand cricket and I still think it's super tedious if it isn't Twenty20
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fishing sober is like hunting....sober
saucemaster5000: thus baseball sucks
Kramburger: Cricket's pretty straightforward, but even we use it as background noise most time
elkae: Calvinball best sport
NotCainNorAbel: what about sports that you do while drunk? bowling
ComradeMik: Y'all need to watch AFL. There's a ball sport with some EXCITEMENT at all times.
thebluecosmonaut: canada has hotdogs??
Kaaosa: you can eat a hot dog in almost any location ben
Spades_Slicc: You can eat hotdogs whenever you want
MilkInBags: Adam....come on
emberBecky: I was sorta into baseball when I was a kid/teen but mostly because my dad always had it on. and Vin Scully was great and I didn't care after he retired
Tempest2097: Firearms and alcohol do NOT MIX
DudelidouX: Also what is considered a perfect game of baseball is quite boring.
MilkInBags: of course men use firearms drunk
Tempest2097: They DO NOT
DaxStrife: What's stopping you from eating hot dogs during ALL sports? Or none? Just have a dog whenever.
LadyAiluros: havey ou ever heard the sone "second week of Deer Camp?"
itira: Hunting while drunk sounds like a terrible idea
lochnessseammonster: duuumb ways to die...
MegaDosX: People probably do it...once.
LadyAiluros: *song
SurfDownstage: I mean they did patch baseball this year
EvilBadman: Chat y'all may want to check your alcoholism
PipeSmokingOwl: baseball is one of the best sports because it has those boring downtimes. Its a great sport to have on while at a gathering when u do other stuff. You turn to watch for "the moment" like 2 out at bat, but then you can talk and enjoy company
Mr_Horrible: @thebluecosmonaut yes but the call them Frank Oblongs
patrick_stonecrusher: Ben... you can just eat hot dogs. It's ok
ButButTheJesus: @Tempest2097 unfortunately I'm sure they do all the time
Kaaosa: hot dog is my favorite food so follow me for more hot dog facts
saucemaster5000: we're the least dangerous game
Rhynerd: Someone says “hunt drunk” and I bear “friendly fire”
Juliamon: The weed subreddit I mod had to add a "NO FIREARM PHOTOS" rule because hunters are just that dumb
Kramburger: Just because some CAN do something, doesn't mean they SHOULD
betweenmyself:
People always talk about hunting “the deadliest prey” but fishing for humans never gets the recognition it deserves 
Valbatross_: The problem with calling certain sports boring is that every sport is boring if you're not invested
MilkInBags: Ben can you like, win
SurfDownstage: Strikeout
PipeSmokingOwl: ROFL
Kaaosa: juliamon, smart rule but also distressing lol
Tempest2097: But yeah I enjoy Baseball sober.
Ferisar: you are the eagle, the alien is me
McGurganatorZX: Sports is no different than games, really
Mr_Horrible:
just catch the ball if it's so easy, Ben
Tempest2097: Especially with friends
BrowneePoints: I mean I for me the only "sport" I enjoy is Marching Band/Drum and Bugle Corps competitions.
Kramburger: "Come down to Randy now"
FickleMuse: The not needing to give it your full attention is 100% why I love baseball, but I understand that's not for everyone
niccus: shoutouts to costco
itira: costco dogs!
SquareDotCube: "I like hot dogs" is a valid excuse
Austere_Squire: if it were me, i would simply not eject all my body parts into the vacuum of space
Gascitygaming: Randy Johnson is actually a pretty good nature photographer now!
polyakroma: IKEA
kumatsu: Hotdogs are free in the Subwayverse
azninsect: someone say hot dog?
MegaDosX: The excuse is...hot dogs are tasty
Rhynerd: Opinion on Basketball?
saucemaster5000: I just declared this Year of the Hot Dog go nuts
ComradeMik: if you're paying more than a couple of bucks for a hotdog, you're doing it wrong.
azninsect: i could go for a hot dog
raulghoulia: Randy Johnson does professional photography now. you should check out his company's logo
Mr_Horrible: gotta get that Costco game
MilkInBags: I can become a hotdog for zero dollars
BrowneePoints: Good hot dogs should not be free
Rustpile: idk there was a hotdog cart outside my job selling them for $8 a dog
rosesmcgee: Costco food court let's go
fiftymcnasty: Go to Costco
Kaaosa: like.. just a yellow dog for $7??
DEATHlikescats: A $12 game day hotdog at the park
Kramburger: You can get hot dogs on bread for like a buck at Bunnings
Gascitygaming: Costco dogs beat all
xantos69: Never eat a hot dog. Instead you could be eating a nice spicy italian sausage.
azninsect: Ikea and Costco hot dogs!
laundreydhull: Seven!?
Sharkfists: you should still go to big wheel, but for other things
McGurganatorZX: basketball rules, college ball is the best and I won't hear otherwise
steelfox13: Costco needs hotdog carts
Tempest2097: Costco hotdogs are great
Dog_of_Myth: There was a bar up in West Lafayette that gave away free hot dogs.
BrowneePoints: Good hot dogs are life changing
Makrosian_Tae: I definitely "pay" for a hotdog when I'm in the bathroom after eating a handful of them
saucemaster5000: had a hot dog eating contest at an ikea once
UnkeptFlea: you could get an entire booster box of dogs for that price
Mr_Horrible: Costco: The Hotdog Worth Murdering Over
DudelidouX: The only baseball team I want to watch is the Savannah Bananas
laundreydhull:
lochnessseammonster:
street meat is what i miss the most about living in TO
Kaaosa: case in point: me
lazermeow: Sepak Takraw is goated.
McGurganatorZX: My brother played rugby, I respoect it but what a dumb sport
ActualFactual: Adam likes chat, so....
LithelyUnshod: I enjoy curling
ComradeMik: ice hockey and AFL are my favourite sports to watch.
MegaDosX: @Kramburger Bunnings sausage sizzles let's go
lochnessseammonster:
ThorSokar: If we're talking about dumb sports, lets talk about Golf
arkham1981: Heres a question. Is wrestling a sport or is it a type of stage show?
MilkInBags: it's dumb all the way down
Calaban161: @MegaDosX Woo
betweenmyself: Sometimes ya just gotta buy some Ikea furniture as an excuse to get them cinnamon rolls
BrowneePoints: Wrestling is Stage Gymnastics
Rustpile: god I love curling
Sharkfists: you know what I love watching? archery
lochnessseammonster: curling is gold
McGurganatorZX: I'll watch billiards but what a stupid game lol
Kaaosa: curling is actually the ultimate sport; it has everything
Fanklok: More people need to admit the thing they like is stupid
SurfDownstage: I love curling
ButButTheJesus: what if we all get into fencing
Makrosian_Tae: Curling is MAXIMUM precision
SurfDownstage: Rock go brrr
Ferisar: curled out of his mind
Tempest2097: Fencing is awesome
Lithobraker: You know who does unreasonably good hotdogs? Gas stations in Iceland.
Kramburger: The NFL wears helmets and lead with their heads in tackles
Gascitygaming: The lead from the women's gold medal team is from my town, i have a picture with her and me wearing the medal!
Tempest2097: Wish I could fence
McGurganatorZX: fencing is unreal
steelfox13: Televised Darts or Billiards could be the most boring
LadyAiluros: curling is chess on ice
LithelyUnshod: Nagano was '98
saucemaster5000: we used to go outside too
azninsect: we used to have to watch what was on Free to air. it was a time
LithelyUnshod: I belive
itira: like talk to eachother face to face. ugh
Valbatross_: If anybody in here has ever watched human beings play magic the gathering (I have) I feel like you lose the standing to call sports boring
Juliamon: I've always loved to watch curling and I never ever understood why that particular sport became THE sport to dunk on
Rustpile: The winter games are for curling and figure skating, nothing else
ThorSokar: Is this where we talk about finding discarded porn in the woods?
Sharkfists: yeah, but also: look at all the shit people watch on youtube
MilkInBags: olympics nerds flexing
lochnessseammonster: parnets
Ferisar: what gameplay?
KeytarCat: @Sharkfists I'd rather not
mulligan2six: Curling is great because it is good drunk AND sober
ComradeMik: is this better or worse than the OG turret sections?
azninsect: the only major winter olympics memory i have is steven bradbury
Spades_Slicc:
LRR
Mr_Horrible: I mostly *listen* to garbage on Youtube, but similar
McGurganatorZX: you are the house and that meteor was the curling rock
Kramburger: Boxing started causing more brain damage when they introduced gloves, protective gear isn't alwya a good thing
lochnessseammonster: speaking of olympic flexing, i've rowed in the montreal basin
Lithobraker:
Between club fees and breaking my arm my first season of curling cost me $1,000. 
Tempest2097: If it works it works
laundreydhull: What about.... "Video Essays", chat?
LithelyUnshod: Reactors, probably
Kaaosa: space jam mashups
arkham1981: Marble races
Juliamon: I *cannot* sit through video essays
saucemaster5000: something called "Loading Ready Run"
lochnessseammonster: JUICE
Mr_Horrible: 3 hour video essays on esoteric nonsense
ThorSokar: HELL YA, culvert dude is cool AF
DEATHlikescats: Post 10
Valbatross_: Feature length breakdowns of the history of single english letters
josh___something: SB mowing?
Nigouki: drain jetting
BrowneePoints: Asmr actually causes me physical pain. It's fun
McGurganatorZX: fighting games is impossibly dumb to outsiders and I love it
Laserbeaks_Fury: Watching streamers watch YouTube content.
SurfDownstage: I like those cleaning and landscaping videos
EvilBadman: Video Essays are fine. Knowledge is power.
El_Funko: pimple popping videos, and I fuckin love them
kireawolf: This past olympics my fiancé and I really got into the curling
KeytarCat: I watch a guy polish coins
Valbatross_: History of the letter C is a banger
BrowneePoints: Culvert dude is awesome!
kais58: Some guy eating MREs?
Nigouki: there's an australian drain jetter that's honestly amazing
SquareDotCube:
Oh, you mean Greg
Kramburger: @El_Funko Gross
Kaaosa: the MRE guy is rad
emberBecky: good video essays are probably the least dumb thing I watch
PipeSmokingOwl: theres a crew that does like profesional rug cleaning that did a bunch of bowling alley videos
Going_Medium: People fixing horses hooves always gets me. Like cutting and shoeing.
lochnessseammonster:
Sharkfists: no thanks
josh___something: Is adam talking about SBMowing?
ButButTheJesus: I watch Keyush the husky dog walk around and talk to people in husky speak
Sharkfists: that's the real horror content of this show
betweenmyself: I mean they dropped Town Planning from the Olympics like 90 years ago, so everything left is better by default.
KeytarCat: Sheep Shearing
azninsect: the cheeeeese tax
BrowneePoints: No thank you. Dont need to watch vids of bodily fluids
inconsideratehat: Blegh... My partner's sitting next to me like "r/popping let's gooo" And I'm like BLEHP
Mr_Horrible: but it's past Tax Day!
SmithKurosaki: My YT Shorts list is like 50% farm stuff
ButButTheJesus: has the cheese tax incorporated the pepper bar yet
saucemaster5000: that's tolkien length they need a cheesarillion
Saintnex:
ngl, I love those vids, I love seeing those poor animals getting the help they need
koodooman: I went through a phase where I watched people fix horse hooves on YT
MegaDosX: A really gnarly blister from a radiator burn showed up on my Reddit feed the other day that forced me to turn on safe viewing for a little bit so I didn't have to see it >_>
josh___something: I was JUST watching one of those mowing videos
FickleMuse: Cheese tax, but it's my cat
SmithKurosaki: @KeytarCat Gotta get the whole matte of
Valbatross_: donoteat01 is a good example of "this should be extraordinarily boring but I love it instead"
azninsect: dairy tarrifs
hieroglyphica: Look, there's a grooming instinct switch deep in our brains, and it's either on or off. I literally looked up one day around 25 and my desire to groom our watch grooming content was utterly gone
Azralorne: Ok but now I wanna know Ben's favorite ASMR triggers
ThorSokar: I watch people restore 1920s CAT equipment, the ultimate in silly things to spend your time on
Going_Medium:
My dog now recognizes that song thanks to you 
laundreydhull: Video Essays are the most fresh-ish trends I've heard of lately & they quantify in YouTube nigh endlessly...
Tempest2097: I would blow it just to deck several of them
ButButTheJesus: yep
MegaDosX: To do what?
SmithKurosaki: @ThorSokar Cat as in Caterpillar, or just cat
Tempest2097: Slaving fuckers
Laserbeaks_Fury: The American Sylex
Kaaosa: science had barely been invented back then
El_Funko: I fucking loved the pensioner millennials enjoying old timey cheese tax piano in the pub in 2050
BrowneePoints: Do I get to punch Jefferson in the dick? Repeatedly?
Ferisar: abe lincoln is not a founding father sir
saucemaster5000: I think about "what if Leonardo Da Vinci time travels into the passenger seat of my car?" all the time while driving
Kaaosa: they were all dumber than the average child today
MegaDosX: They would need an awful lot of context
ThorSokar: Caterpilar the company SmithKurosaki
Valbatross_: If you want a horn that summons a collection of old dudes pretty much any horn will do if you blow it in a suburb
inconsideratehat: He'd be like "They interpreted that HOW??"
MegaDosX: F
ActualFactual: way to die, normie
SmithKurosaki: Nice
Mr_Horrible: Mr. Clarke cannot catch a break
LadyAiluros: They would just be like y'all effed up GLHF
Tempest2097: All that lead in their brains
Tempest2097: And nuclear fallout
Mr_Horrible: Sour Patch Kid would kill a pilgrim, etc etc
saucemaster5000: "why aren't the slaves doing all this work?"
Tempest2097: Mmmm strontium 90
betweenmyself: Founding Fathers: I have summoned you today because I am having issues with all these oozing lesions on my scalp. Please offer to me your vast knowledge to help!
Going_Medium: Hamilton seemed pretty smart and a good singer.
Sharkfists: I'm an amateur human at best
Mr_Horrible: At least we're hot
Lithobraker: @browneepoints only if I get to kick the shit out of Jackson
Blakemcm: we should have all blown up when hiroshima did
NotCainNorAbel: I'm pro person and anti people
itira: tide pod anyone?
arkham1981: like hotdogs
thebluecosmonaut: first guy to drink cow milk was crazy
Kaaosa: everything is edible once
elkae: speaking of edibles, brb
ThorSokar: I mean some insane people eat frekin' BLOWFISH
DudelidouX: Every day it's someone's turn to try something new.
Juliamon: We also actively poison ourselves for fun, and CHARGE people for the opportunity
BrowneePoints: I cannot say the founding fathers were dumber than a kid, cuz several were polymaths, but things are WAY different
lochnessseammonster:
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: the romans literally piped their water through poisonous metal
Boon_33: one person's edible is another person's marmite
MilkInBags: ok but first person to make cheese??????
Mr_Horrible: "Anyone using that?"
laundreydhull: Are they're too many Video Essays roundabouting YouTube, chat?
ComradeMik: given all the problems we have just giving birth, it's a miracle we made it this far.
saucemaster5000: then cheese happened
El_Funko: and yet no one was brave enough to milk a cat
KeytarCat: Good enough for babe, good enough for me!
Laserbeaks_Fury: You can have a little cow milk, as a teat
MegaDosX: You wanna take that one again Ben?
itira: oh myyy
DudelidouX: Ben...
empyreon:
suc?
niccus: the first guy was probably an adult, and so was probably lactose intolerant
josh___something: BEN
Kaaosa: the anything sucker has logged in
Mr_Horrible: how bout this bottle of hidden valley ranch, Ben?
NotCainNorAbel: and then the person that tried it with a bull
BrowneePoints: Ben is a Chupacabra
elkae: "Look, I'll suck anything" - Benjamin H. Ulmer, 2023
thebluecosmonaut: @Kaaosa 😳
thebluecosmonaut: how did you know my alt name
GlennSeto: phrasing is rotating in its grave
Ferisar: shut up blue
thebluecosmonaut: 😭
Kaaosa: blue good
thebluecosmonaut: i have no power here
Ferisar: go animate some weapons
elkae: poor sweet blue
ThorSokar: Like many things I assume cow milk was an accident, where they were milking the cow for animal husbandry reasons, and got some in their mouth by accident
thebluecosmonaut: i literally am rn ferisar
thebluecosmonaut: no oomfie
EvilBadman: @laundreydhull Not at all. You don't have to consume everything and if someone learns something for a random ass video essay, the world benefits
Mr_Horrible: BuT tHeRe'S nO sOuNd In SpAcE
Ferisar: and yet you always ask why a thing is like it is in video games
Ferisar: hmm
Ferisar: interesting
saucemaster5000: some "pew pew" woould be nice
lochnessseammonster:
ButButTheJesus: guns in games suck. where's my BLAM
betweenmyself: Where’s the Earth-shattering kaboom!?!
GlennSeto: even in space, this could look more powerful
noSmokeFire: IRL it's very hard to control a horse with an xbox controller
Tempest2097: Realistic Horse Physics involves a lot more biting and kicks
saucemaster5000: look at this nerd, playing games for stupid unrealistic things
nightraven949: I wish for Skyrim Horse not Real Horse if I wanted a real horse I would go to a horse barn
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: giving Torrent a double jump was such a good idea
MegaDosX: @noSmokeFire The controller port is hard to find
Tempest2097: I don't like real horses.
betweenmyself: Shadow of the Colossus: always striving for equine verisimilitude.
elkae: they're just big dogs
Sharkfists: what if people in real life had to use an xbox controller instead of reins
ThorSokar: Horses are also idiots
itira: Horses are freakin beautiful
thebluecosmonaut: then you turn into a horse
baskwalla: It's hard to find where to plug the controller in
lazermeow: Mules are superior to horses in every way.
Kaaosa: my partner got kicked in the chest by a horse when we first started dating
GlennSeto:
good thing Shadow of the Colossus was on Playstation
MegaDosX: My mum got thrown from a horse when she was younger and broke her collarbone
saucemaster5000: I was bit by a horse once. Now I use glue even when I should use tape
Kaaosa: she got HECKED up
BrowneePoints: Been kicked and bitten by horses. Not too bad
nightraven949: As someone who has worked with Horses, they are only second to cattle in terms of animals I NEVER want to work with/see ever again
El_Funko: True Lies did it better
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Gascitygaming: 15-2 15-4
SquareDotCube: Cribbage?
elkae: it's real disturbing
MegaDosX: Horses playing Cribbage instead of dogs playing Poker
ThorSokar: Cribbing is the word you say whenever someone is trying to tell you horses aren't idiots
BrowneePoints: The bigger problem about horses is how freakin STUPUD they are
elkae: it's stress basically
Rhynerd: I am now remembering a story of a horse during the napoleonic wars
ButButTheJesus: omg
elkae: they get high because their life sucks
Juliamon: They do it because horses are constantly wanting to die
GhostofJeffGoldblum: horses are very stupid.
Darleysam: vent the horse
Kramburger: Nooo, I know someone who was kicked by a horse and they are permeant significant brain damaged
ButButTheJesus: huh. TIL
MilkInBags: horses are dumber than babies
Mr_Horrible: Horses are not the brightest, by and large
betweenmyself:
kumatsu: Horses are fucking nightmares. I speak as an expert
GhostofJeffGoldblum: sometimes their organs just flip upside down and they die.
Catcard: horses are fucking stupid and scary
GlennSeto: horses are weird af
BrowneePoints: Horses are STUPID
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: horses are two thousand pounds balanced on fragile matchsticks, they're so dumb
Mr_Horrible: oh so they're like pandas
Spades_Slicc: I stuck my hand in a fistulated cow's hole once
Tempest2097: Horses are real real dumb
LathosTiran: humans breeding animals made some fucked up animals
saucemaster5000: they wanted to be dogs
Pharmacistjudge: this is why horses and I avoid each other
elkae: that's me
thebluecosmonaut: mood
Kaaosa: just like me fr
Laserbeaks_Fury: MOOD
thebluecosmonaut: LMFAO
MegaDosX: It's like Twitch chat
elkae:
oh good i'm ded
nightraven949: Yup they are obstinate, stupid, ornery, difficult and just plain mean never work with horses
Makrosian_Tae: WHAT?
GlennSeto: pandemic mood
KeytarCat: Small animals that got big, I've heard it said
Boon_33: horses are constantly trying to kill either temselves or everyone around them, total jerks
Valbatross_: Horses are pretty fucked up but it *is* our fault
BrowneePoints: If they eat too much clover they'll die
thebluecosmonaut: true bestie
snowyowlly: there are a surprising number of species that are bafflingly bad at life
therisingtithes: [opens eyes] Oh, its dark. Guess I'm done then. [goes to sleep]
ButButTheJesus: end it all!
KeytarCat: @Valbatross_ Oh yeah, that tracks
Mr_Horrible: Back that truck up over me brotherrrrrr
DEATHlikescats: I mean reality has Ben extra bleak
letfireraindown: Feel the void and pressure release
lochnessseammonster:
we just feel extra comfortable here
betweenmyself:
Unicorns on the other hand: absolutely awesome in every way
Austere_Squire: look, life is hard enough. If you make it just that little bit harder with the blanket, you just gotta give up
LessIsMorii: *optimistic* nihilist, thank you
DEATHlikescats: *been
saucemaster5000: we don't care enough to be nihilists
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lochnessseammonster:
Astramentha: Horses are minimaxed for speed and thus everything else breaks
BrowneePoints: Horses are surprisingly fragile, stupid, living small cars
Kaaosa: born too late to own property, born just in time to own a jpeg
Austere_Squire: you died of shin touch
Kaaosa: what's not to like
Mr_Horrible: having your body explode from having that thing brush your foot is very funny
Juliamon:
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the last 3 years have made a lot of people very nihilistic
Austere_Squire: 11
niccus: 2 or 3
lochnessseammonster:
Ferisar: season free
saucemaster5000: let's nope has always had the same cohosts since the first ep. Alex and Kathleen just aged weird
Ferisar: is what this boss says
Mr_Horrible: can't wait for Let's NOPE 4: Guns of the Patriots
Rhynerd: Season 1: Alex and sometimes Kathleen
noSmokeFire: Let's Nope: Tokyo Drift
NotCainNorAbel: I am much worse now than 2019
Rhynerd: Season 2: Alex mostly solo?
baskwalla: Season Ook Ook?
Rhynerd: Season 3: Alex and Ben?
kumatsu: The Fear
Kaaosa: adam does tell people they're pretty good a lot
ThorSokar: Now there's enough people completely burnt out to want to just watch everything burn
El_Funko: bee man
BrowneePoints: Season 4 you add Gibb as the weird puppet Side Character
saucemaster5000: you're Otacon
VrolikSyndrome: "The first two seasons were good, but S3 is really where the show came into its own."
azninsect: i think now we have a common point - or that we all just...relate to the nihilism concept as a whole no matter what situation we're in
josh___something: Did let's nope have a "JUST ALEX" period of time?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Vulcan Raven
Rhynerd: Season 4: Ben and Adam
betweenmyself: I prefer to measure Let’s Nope in anime cours… More beach episodes that way.
arkham1981: the cardboard box?
KeytarCat: I'd have separated the host changes as editions, with each host set having seasons
MegaDosX: I mean, COVID really demonstrated to me how unfathomably selfish and shortsighted people are, but that might just be my experience >_>
fiftymcnasty: 100%
Pharmacistjudge: I think chat is Otacon
BrowneePoints: You're not gay enough for Ocelot sorry Adam
Rhynerd: @josh___something I think it did.
GlennSeto: OG Ocelot or arm transplant Ocelot?
Boon_33: the boss
itira: @MegaDosX agreeeee
LessIsMorii: Mmm, the vast selfishness of many foiks not masking etc just because they don't want to --> made me more nihilist
Kaaosa: metal gears of solid
raulghoulia: Vulcan Raven
elkae: Ben drew such a good Solid Ghost tho
Mr_Horrible: Metal Gears Of War Solid
Ferisar: metal gears of war
aClonedPickle: metal gear solid is scary put it in the queue
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam you do have the total commitment to the bit and sincerity combined with the desire to drive everyone around you insane that Revolver Ocelot possesses
Valbatross_: Based on the Unskippable you might be Liquid Snake
kumatsu: I'd like to see Adam play MGS3, tho
saucemaster5000: fr fr
LordZarano: The pilot of Let's Nope was a Kickstarter reward
SmithKurosaki: Hey Snake!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Wolf Jungler
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm Quiet because I breathe through my skin
Ferisar: LIQUIDDDDDD
Vonbane: Rayden
LessIsMorii: @MegaDosX Hard same. I'm bedridden with Covid right now and uggggggh
DarknessKingCoH: Liquid Snake has big IQ
Kaaosa: i'd like to see the boys watch MGS4
Mr_Horrible: Blond whiner
Blakemcm: BROTHAAAA
Valbatross_: BROTHHAAAAA
BrowneePoints: Twin
Mr_Horrible: Big Boss
fiftymcnasty: Solidus Snake
Kaaosa: large leader
DarknessKingCoH: Solidus Snake
thebluecosmonaut: venom snake
niccus: don't forget Hot Coldman
Kramburger: Liquid Snake? I love Wu-Tang!
mulligan2six: Gas Snake when?
Pharmacistjudge: is there a Gas snake?
Darleysam: and.... Solidus
Tempest2097: Plasma snake would've been fucking awesome
SkylerRingtail: But do they have Gaseous Snake? Plasma Snake?
MAPBoardgames: Plasma Snake is in the DLC
blip2004: all the snakes are clones, of Big Boss
Sharkfists: MGS is dumb as shit while you play it
ButButTheJesus: and the fact we're all fine with Big Boss
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: and Pacifica Ocean
Dog_of_Myth: Vapor Snake
Blakemcm: solidus was the president
Austere_Squire: i wanna be Bose-Einstein Condensate Snake
Tempest2097: Just go off the states of matter
betweenmyself: Yeah, Solidus is a stretch
DarknessKingCoH: Naked Snake
Sharkfists: it's incomprehensible
noSmokeFire: Bose-Einstein Condensate Snake
saucemaster5000: Quiet
MegaDosX: What about Bose-Einstein Condensate Snake
baskwalla: Gas Snake
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raulghoulia: Liquid is voiced by Leonardo of the ninja turtles
BrowneePoints: Venom Snake
Talin06: skull face guess what his gimmick is
LessIsMorii: SnaaaaAAAAAaaake eater 🎶
josh___something: Grah-alex, *JUST ALEX*, Balex, (was there a just ben?), and Adam-Ben.... Season 4.5?
Tempest2097: Bose-Einstein Condensate snake would be awesome as fuck
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Solidus rules. He's the goddamn President and he has a suit of power armor. At what point during his presidency did he commission the suit of power armor.
fiftymcnasty: Its super good, but very dumb
Mr_Horrible: it's *very* weird but still cool
Kaaosa: gassy snake is him after too many brussels sprouts
Darleysam: Simultaneously dumb as hell, and frighteningly smart
DarknessKingCoH: I started the franchise at MGS4
ComradeMik: MGS is suuuuuuuuuuuuper stupid. god damn kojima and his lack of an editor
Dalrint: The evil group in the second game is called the LA LI LU LE LO...
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
ThorSokar: Metal Gear Solid 4 still holds the title for "Game with the Longest / Most Cut-scenes"
BrowneePoints: It's Anime for Gun Lovers
niccus: that's not really a hot take
Mr_Horrible: like, MGS3 ending boss fight is still probably peak video game moment
Pharmacistjudge: to be fair, is MGS any worse than Resident Evil?
Valbatross_: This is the same series that has a guy named Vamp who is sensitive to sunlight and drinks blood and then it clarifies that he's actually named Vamp because he's bisexual
baskwalla: Joke's on you, I'm embarrassed by everything
Mr_Horrible: very good set piece
Valbatross_: Which also I think makes it the first big game to use the word "bisexual"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: MGS is genuinely one of my favorite series because it combines experimental gameplay with the most hardcore emotional whiplash in the business. It's alternately way too serious and not even a little bit serious. It's amazing. Love it.
ComradeMik: @ThorSokar my friend warned me to grab a blanket and a snack before finishing the final MGS4 boss fight.
GlennSeto: Not embarrassed by something Hideo Kojima wrote? Impossible.
letfireraindown: Just a jab at adam i thought
Sharkfists: MGSV is still fun as hell tho
betweenmyself:
You know, all them MGS bosses like Launch Octopus, Flame Mammoth and Spark Mandrill
Juliamon: Triple A *remake* at that
ThorSokar: Yea, ComradeMik you only had 90min of cut-scene to watch
saucemaster5000: Ni No Pooni
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: there's a sliding scale in MGS where the better the game controls, the worse the story is
Gascitygaming: ooo i like it
Kaaosa: i need to finish ni no kuni
MAPBoardgames: Did they fix the combat?
blip2004: the combat is so annoying
Gascitygaming: any Dragonquest enjoyers?
LessIsMorii: That tracks, haha
Kaaosa: first one was cool from what i played
GlennSeto: The first one is good, just has pacing issues.
BrowneePoints: They're both dece
MilkInBags: darksiders
saucemaster5000: Tetris
Mr_Horrible:
Dead Space Remake
Kaaosa: vampire survivors
itira: Minecraft
LessIsMorii: Solitare
arkham1981: ikaruga?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @MilkInBags TRUE, bestie
MegaDosX: Minesweeper
Talin06: Portal 2
betweenmyself: Tetris
MAPBoardgames: Space Invaders
Blakemcm: vampire survivors
Ferisar: dota 2
GlennSeto: Portal 1
LessIsMorii: Go fish
DEATHlikescats: Katamari Damcy
Austere_Squire: pong
gualdhar: Blackjack
HadesLeprechaun: most games that designed to be finished in under 3 hours
ThorSokar: Ikaruga
Sogheim: so true, bestie
Catcard: I have watched four streamers do this part and every single one has had trouble. Section bad.
SquareDotCube: Doom
lochnessseammonster: duck hunt
ComradeMik: Vapire Survivors is a perfect pace all the way through
Kaaosa: dota 2 actually sick as fuck
Kaaosa: i'm ALL IN
MegaDosX: Actually no that's the correct answer, Portal
LessIsMorii: Euchre
Ferisar: david's all in
Ferisar: we did it
jetpixi: helloooo spoop fans
saucemaster5000: putt putt bleh
Mr_Horrible: just get your slark fed
Kaaosa: i've been playing literally all night on my days off
Kaaosa: i like both of you
Ferisar: i mean we already play league
ComradeMik: point proven
laundreydhull: Weh? Jordan contractually obliged you into DOTA?
MegaDosX: If anyone hasn't played either of the Portal games, you really should, they are both great
Darleysam: more like GOATA 2
Mr_Horrible: it has *so* many bits and bobs nowadays
Gascitygaming: oh man, played so much mom!
arkham1981: the bonus sheet slaps
GlennSeto: But Adam's not wrong, played Bloodborne today and hit that stretch with the respawning enemies and death lasers and it draaags.
Mr_Horrible: I'm still playing PoE so I'm clearly beyond help
ComradeMik: DOTA and LoL are showing their age at a fundamental level.
Boon_33: Ben playing MOM
gualdhar: I also played Ben's MOM
MegaDosX: Pulled off T1 Ragavan again Ben?
TheMerricat: Watch a video of Portal 1 play Portal 2 they really improve the game play in 2
betweenmyself: Stanley Parable, great pacing ESPECIALLY the achievement that requires you to not play for a year straight
saucemaster5000: Games haven't been good since Snowboard Kids
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they damage the squishy inny bits
SquareDotCube: Not a year, three years
Gascitygaming: Returnal actually has great pacing imo
Valbatross_: I think it's actually like, seven years
BusTed: I think there's one where you can't play for multiple years.
offbeatwitch: "go outside" is 5 years, the sequel adjusted it to 109
offbeatwitch: 10*
Ferisar: returnal more like returned before 2 hours
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah Snowboard Kids
Kaaosa: snowboard kids was actually baller
letfireraindown: I thought it was 5 years, but Yeah I got it too
Makrosian_Tae: Lol, 109
Ferisar: or something
emberBecky: yeah it's more than a year.. I should check if I can get it yet
koodooman: isnt the achievement called "go outside"?
Darleysam: yeah, the Stanley Parable achievement is for 7 years
GlennSeto: Brings me back to Metal Gear Solid 3, where one boss dies of old age if you take a break for a week.
Mr_Horrible: Downhill Mario Kart With Fucked-Up Chibis
raulghoulia: I like Ski Free
Kaaosa: snowboard kids and buck bumble tied for #1 n64 game
offbeatwitch: yeah
arkham1981: games haven't been good since super metroid
jetpixi: go out and STAY out ?
emberBecky: I think Journey had a cheevo like that too.
ComradeMik: how is the game supposed to know adam
ButButTheJesus: system clock
ComradeMik: it's not magic
offbeatwitch: you have to stay outside for 5 years though
BusTed:
EvilBadman: It was five years now it is 10 years.
jetpixi: live in the forest cheevo
thebluecosmonaut: i want one so that i dont get lost
thebluecosmonaut: like with a cat
frizbehobit: Deadspace!!!!
Seth_Erickson:
When is Stanley gonna release the Chip 
ComradeMik: we already carry a phone that tracks our location
BrowneePoints:
cuz it's not made by Tencent 
GhostofJeffGoldblum: swap shoulder!
saucemaster5000: because George Orwell wrote a book saying it would be bad and we believed him
Valbatross_: They should just let us sign in to Netflix with our social security numbers
azninsect: just get airtags
electric_claire: You're not microchipped!? How will Graham find you if you get lost?
Kaaosa: lover the way isaac's limbs all have the self destruct feature
DarknessKingCoH: Ratchet & Clank: Rift Apart was way too short for what they tried to do with the game.
Kaaosa: love*
thebluecosmonaut: literally true
DEATHlikescats: Could go down to medium difficulty
Seth_Erickson:
You already have the chip you got the jab didn't you
BusTed: It's called a cell phone, maaannn
ActualFactual: What would the chip do, exactly?
Blakemcm: make us all like Doc Oc
SkylerRingtail: Do you _really_ want Musk beaming Twitter directly into your brain?
Ferisar: @ActualFactual nothing
Kaaosa: cool tech stuff
niccus: when did you last get your oil changed, ben
Kaaosa: like you could touch a thing and it would beep boop
saucemaster5000: chip tells you to Eat Fresh
lazermeow: Mellow greetings, I formally convey my presence to you.
gualdhar: this body's a rental and I run it like it's stolen
laundreydhull: Do you have to say thank you the moment they micro-chip you like Foreman says in That's 70's show?
NarishmaReborn: can my chip be cool ranch?
salamisuperstar: Just eat some doritos and get a chip in ya
ActualFactual: These guys worshipping the thinking sand.
GlennSeto: uh, not gonna lie, those arms were sweet
KV1NN4: Any human is potentially immortal until proven otherwise
Mr_Horrible: booooooo
thebluecosmonaut: haha
lochnessseammonster: no thanks
thebluecosmonaut: arms
Kaaosa: hell yeah ben
LessIsMorii: Adaaaaaaam
Ferisar: well done
jetpixi: boooooo
El_Funko: if I can choose the ends of the arms
ButButTheJesus: ben thank you
MichaelSnowbird: bazinga
Seth_Erickson: Can I get two sets?
lochnessseammonster:
Mr_Horrible: for the "arms race" pun
LordZarano:
Kramburger: Sneetches get steeches
Mr_Horrible: fuck apple
jetpixi: no the arm pun
baskwalla: We're booing the arms race pun
saucemaster5000: I'd be the one selling the star belly machine
NotCainNorAbel: Google knows enough about my 'thoughts' I don't need to to actually read my mind
GhostofJeffGoldblum: fuck apple
Mr_Horrible: hate working on a mac
ActualFactual: I love Product.
Mr_Horrible: sucks
laundreydhull: Oh, the Futurama episode?
Seth_Erickson: Iphones suck I'll never use them
Drathak: both sides bad dont fanboy any company!
azninsect: Apple? iOS? macOS? ew
lochnessseammonster:
i mean i'm watching you on a mac but i'm still proud i don't have an iphone
kumatsu: their ecosystem is incredibly insular
Juliamon: It's that Apple only works with Apple
DarknessKingCoH: Hey, want to fix your device yourself? F U
Valbatross_: Consider that Apple is my personal close friend and they need my help
laundreydhull: Everything, huh?
Kramburger: Eeeennh...
Seth_Erickson: I hate Apple's ui
Mr_Horrible: I hate Finder
Rhynerd:
I have an iphone due to family brand loyalty, but 
Apple
Mr_Horrible: *SO* much
saucemaster5000: look at this Samsung apostle
lochnessseammonster: same
emberBecky: yeh it's not intuitive if you're not used to it
HadesLeprechaun: I just don't like that apple is like, a walled garden for apple
caoinlean: Oh yeah I can't deal with mac ui
azninsect: using macOS is like putting your hand into hand sanitizer forgetting you have cuts on your hands
Mr_Horrible: give me Windows Explorer literally any day
jessieimproved: I'm a software engineer and a linux user, I clearly don't want things to be easy
Kaaosa: apple has a habit of introducing "amazing new features" that have existed for years/decades on other platforms lol
KeytarCat: It was more intuitive when the GUI was new
saucemaster5000: I don't have to cook tongiht
ComradeMik: i used to rag on the apple ecosystem. then I realised how locked in to google i was.
MilkInBags: wow saucemaster getting perceived by the broadcasters
saucemaster5000: just parnets all the way down
Fanklok: Saucemaster has been on fire all month
Omthebox: Dont call themselves saucemaster for nothing
LessIsMorii: @saucemaster5000 Preaching the word with... tablets
SquareDotCube: Want to eject a disk? Just throw the disk drive in the trash on your desktop
koodooman: I'm too small brain for linux
EvilBadman: IPhone has a 1/5 use rate worldwide
Seth_Erickson: sure linux is good if you're a mega nerd
SmithKurosaki: Linux!
Darleysam: the hardest part of using Linux, is going online to complain that nothing you want supports Linux
Kramburger: Linux is great if you want your home pc to feel like work
Valbatross_: I learned how to use Linux in a virtual machine so I could look at porn without my parents knowing
Dalrint: Linux is like someone said 'I want to use a computer, but I don't want to enjoy it'
azninsect: Linux is hard mode for people who like talking about playing in hard mode
DEATHlikescats: Linux and vegans
BrowneePoints: Yep
Fanklok: Wow Adam calling out Ian.
jetpixi: so my HS bf
GlennSeto: Dick swinging, totally. And I say this while watching from Linux.
MegaDosX: People pick the weirdest things to base their identity around tbh
Drathak: ooooh linux is the dark souls of operating systems
electric_claire: Flatpak is basically just a .exe
Papa_Princesse: at least its free
SquareDotCube: Linux is great! Until you find something mundane you can't do on Linux
BrowneePoints: Linux is the keto of os
Darleysam: "ah that's because you're using the wrong Linux distro, you want Redhad 7.89c" - a Linux user
EvilBadman: Linux is also a great litmus test for "person who complain s about not being able to play <game>"
niccus: that's how tech issues work, yeah
shendaras: I mean, if he uses Linux that explains it
Sharkfists: so true bestie
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: Ian just love tinkering is the read I get
lochnessseammonster:
Boon_33: I miss the good ole days when charector paul installed linux on everything... really everything.
Gascitygaming: as a Geek Squad employee, that's just most of us techies lol
niccus: the more tech you know, the more problems you make for yourself
noSmokeFire: Ian "Petard Hoist" Turner
SmithKurosaki: Its a matter of percentages Ben
HadesLeprechaun: he's smart enough to create new and unique problems for himself
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: a friend recently went through a Linux phase, I poked fun saying they would be spending the day recompiling their kernels, they laughed me off, assured me it was much simpler now, and then spent the day recompiling kernels
Talin06: if you want to make Linux users mad say "MacOS is the best linux distro"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Oh yeah no it's the tech-knowledgeable people who have all the issues. You have to have a certain amount of skill to have a SERIOUSLY convoluted problem.
Mr_Horrible:
tinkers too close to the sun
xantos69: Ok, so you know how some people are "car people" and they just LOVE working on their cars. They always talk about working on their cars. Linux is exactly that but for computers.
saucemaster5000: also likes to tailor. and solder
SmithKurosaki: Ian does a lot of techy things and then things break more often
DarknessKingCoH: Speaking of Desert Bus buttons
Kaaosa: wax soldering iron
MegaDosX: There is such a thing as overtinkering
GlennSeto: Yeah, same. Tinkering is like meditating to me.
laundreydhull: @nosmokefire where the heck did this timeline go?
DEATHlikescats: Hyperbolic curve of intelligence
7gorobei: Tinkerus and Deadalus the classic tale
Valbatross_: Tech issues are a bell curve
Mr_Horrible: *Icarus as he's falling to his death* "Wow the Sun has a really hostile user interface"
saucemaster5000: tinkerer is the worst class though!
BrowneePoints: Ian is Daedalus AND Icarus
azninsect: oh yeah, tinkering and prodding and percussive maintenance
jetpixi: i just don't read manuals and that's how I play myself
Juliamon: It's like the whole "the more you know, the more you're aware of how little you know" thing. You just kinda have to fake it til you make it... and tech never lets you make it
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: you have to have enough technical skill to get into the guts of something and really properly screw it up.
Ferisar: adam the guilty gear
thebluecosmonaut: nah but ur shredded
offbeatwitch: there was a toot from a while back thats like "a common misconception is that people who are Very Computer have computers that work. nothing could be further from the truth. people who are Very Computer posess the ability to break computers in new and unforseen ways and exercise this capability wantonly"
GlennSeto: you can poke fun at us, it's cool
Sharkfists: I'm tech savvy as fuck, and no thanks I just want a basic windows install please
MegaDosX: The difference is you going to the gym improves your health and wellbeing
ActualFactual: yeah, you just pick up objects and put them back down, like wtf?
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: one time I had a Debian Linux install commit suicide by package manager when I tried to install a temperature widget.
elkae:
i'm supposed to be entertained????
MegaDosX: Linux is just something for people to feel smart about
Kaaosa: damn, it broke the ads camera
electric_claire: The other part of this is that you both NOTICE more issues and you're able to address them. I've known many people who just put up with broken software because they don't realize it's fixable
Mr_Horrible:
we gotta have something to kvetch about because the game isn't giving us much to work with
Blakemcm: there comes a time for every engineer when the overengineer and break something
Kaaosa: ads canon*
saucemaster5000:
@GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou
Kaaosa: joke ruined nvm
jetpixi: @elkae shock!
MilkInBags:
wis
Sharkfists: but also I'm tech savvy as a career, not a hobby
Juliamon: Serge, ranked Go champ: "you get sugar from sugar cane???"
GlennSeto: mh, yeah
Gascitygaming: he's a very smart cinnamon roll
EvilBadman: Everyone's got blind spots
MegaDosX: Clever people can have some /huge/ blind spots
Mr_Horrible: "Why is there a basement?!?!" "It's a house, Serge"
LessIsMorii: Big brained cinnamon roll
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Fanklok: I am amazed the number of things I learned about in HS Serge is just learning now
saucemaster5000: Being a ranked Go champ is honestly the most impressive thing I know about Serge
azninsect: I mean, everyones got things theyre good at and things theyre not
ghyllnox: Body pillows?
LessIsMorii: Body Pillows
Mr_Horrible: love that lad
azninsect: Body pillows
jetpixi: controlling ourselves in 3D space is tricky
Valbatross_: I feel like every time I watch this game it's the streamer being stuck on some incredibly tedious fight
ComradeMik: do you have any heals?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: i think the controller support is, ironically, not great.
Gascitygaming: docking lol
Ferisar: if only ben knew about the dodge button
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: it's like me and git (the version control software). I know juuuuust enough about git to break things in a really bizarre way.
DEATHlikescats: Just naïveté
Sogheim: "I've read both of these animes"
nightraven949: The O-face quote always gets me
Drathak:
I have neither
Austere_Squire: serge is a such a lovely lad, but sometimes clueless
NarishmaReborn: i only have street sharks
NotCainNorAbel: Ben knows what a body pillow is
saucemaster5000: Ben knows how to avoid the Foot Clan
azninsect: in space no one can see you dodge?
elkae: i'm only smart when it comes to my career interest. i am a big ol' dummy about the rest of life
ThorSokar: Serge has incredibly odd gaps in his knowledge base
Kaaosa: ben can outsmart a street
MegaDosX: Dodge!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: speaking of Phasmophobia those streams were a delight and I would love to see more of them.
KeytarCat: Can you flip upside down so you can see the tentacle?
lochnessseammonster:
this makes me wanna rewatch bylaw and order
Ferisar: wow
Dread_Pirate_Westley: In space, no one can hear you dodge.
Sharkfists:
no, the IRL dodge button 
Ferisar: gj
BrowneePoints: I call Bullshit on the dummy thing Ben
GhostofJeffGoldblum: +1 GCU
lochnessseammonster: you and serge were gold
Mr_Horrible: we want Ben to know about the dodge button so that it'll exist
SquareDotCube:
Gotta use that space jump Ben
LessIsMorii: Ben is strretsmart, and I am streetdumb
Mr_Horrible: we're manifesting it
ButButTheJesus: @GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou same
NarishmaReborn: this thing sounds like the bad guy from Krull
Gascitygaming: I think of myself oddly sometimes, like i don't really have a community, like i'm super into MTG, D&D, games etc. But also love wrestling , MMA, Hockey, Football.
ButButTheJesus: I'd also love to see you two do some Hunt: Showdown
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "the LRR crew play Scooby Doo" is a vibe I will not get tired of for a good looooong while.
saucemaster5000: at some point lovecraftian horror is just an excuse to not design interesting monsters
Ferisar: the space monster mixup
Mr_Horrible: Krark, is that you?
ComradeMik: I saw a speedrunner do this and thought it was better than the old meteor turret section. Now watching this casually, I'm not sure
Ferisar: "i am going.... low..."
NotCainNorAbel: This boss sucks; what is the best non-souls boss?
saucemaster5000: wednesday
Ferisar: it's ryu and luke
MegaDosX: Tomorrow's Thursday
Kaaosa: there's no cammy so there's no point
Ferisar: yeah
raulghoulia: I'm tinkering my Krark deck right now
Kramburger: Chun Li?! MY BAE
Ferisar: noooope
caoinlean: Ooh this section replaces the turret one? Nice!
El_Funko: Saturday for Star Wars Dark Souls baybeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Kaaosa: yep
MegaDosX: "Miss me with that PVE shit" - Adam, probably
LessIsMorii: Chun Li best girl
Kaaosa: game is in alpha until ed
EvilBadman: Depends. Penny's heads are weighted so you have a 80% chance on calling tails on a flip for one
ButButTheJesus: learnmning
SquareDotCube: Maybe Adam's boy Rolento will return
jetpixi: wait why doesn't the gun work in space?
LessIsMorii: @EvilBadman Woah, I want to test that with the few pennies I've kept
MegaDosX: Fire needs fuel
MegaDosX: No fuel in vacuum
saucemaster5000: game's not called "Dead on the ground in atmosphere"
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: Adam, one time a friend and her husband were playing poker with several others, one of whom played a lot and knew all the tells etc. He kept beating them all one by one till it was just her husband left. On the last hand her husband took his two cards, put them flat on the table without looking, and said, "All in." Because his opponent couldn't know if he had a good hand if HE didn't know either.
jetpixi: oh it's a fuel gun
Fanklok: You can't set nothing on fire
Kaaosa: rip mika
jetpixi: i see
thebluecosmonaut: maybe in sf 8
Blakemcm: Marisa supremecy
MegaDosX: @jetpixi More specifically, it's a flamethrower
raulghoulia: maybe not biggest. certainly tallest
Kaaosa: i'm tired of the mental block of playing against adam's mika tbh
Juliamon: R(IP). Mika
jetpixi: @MegaDosX ah. yeah. tbh i've been absent lol
squ3e: Do you have unlimited mind juice in space?
caoinlean: That's a sweet technique @gcu_ofcourseistillloveyou lol
ComradeMik: semi related. I'm so keen for tekken 8
saucemaster5000: When are they actually gonna fight a goddamn street?
ComradeMik: GG
BrowneePoints: I just think it's hilarious they doubled down on Chun Li having mega thighs but gave Cammy Chicken Legs
Blakemcm: theres 2 of them? just like my japanese animes
Seth_Erickson:
salamisuperstar: Clap
Boon_33:
DEATHlikescats: Yassssss
Mr_Horrible:
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: @caoinlean it's hard to argue with
MegaDosX: Oxygen Ben
ButButTheJesus: *Clappity*
ComradeMik: lmao
Rustpile:
lochnessseammonster:
ThorSokar: Clap2 Clap
Dalrint:
Drathak: Clap
Gascitygaming: Hi int.....
Kaaosa: any time i play against your mika, my play is significantly worse than when you play any other character
ComradeMik: could you imagine tho
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josh___something: 👏👏👏👏
Mr_Horrible: Isaac: "I'm a genius!" "Oh no!"
KeytarCat:
MegaDosX: That would have been /hilarious/
YawnLance:
To be clear I'm clapping for the running out of oxygen
Austere_Squire: i would have cried if you died of suffocation
elkae:
laundreydhull:
was offbyone to run it back again, wasn't he?
Kaaosa: no, i mean on my end i make worse choices
saucemaster5000: Basically, he's better than you
Mr_Horrible: "It's not a mental block, I just kinda slap"
Kaaosa: i understand you're good
MegaDosX: "It's not a mental block, I'm just a fighting game god" - Adam, probably
Kaaosa: i'm less aggressive etc
Sharkfists: it's just a regular block, and you do it by pressing back
LightningElektron: damn so he is better than you
EvilBadman: Adam's got minds pace sounds like
caoinlean: One would hope Adam
ButButTheJesus: @Sharkfists heh
EvilBadman: Mindspace'
jetpixi: gosh dang it
Kaaosa: you were playing someone else once and you asked "why don't you play like this all the time" lol
Mr_Horrible: Hammond pining for Chen again
saucemaster5000: time to take this fight to the street
LightningElektron: you are more "experienced"
jetpixi: time to hit the streets
ComradeMik: SF5, final destination, no items.
Fanklok: Me playing Siegfreid in every Soulcaliber since 3
Valbatross_: I know a lot of hay is made about the presence of guns making things less scary, but you know what I think kills it? None of the characters ever actually seem that scared.
DEATHlikescats: There’s more neurons devoted to the characters you know
saucemaster5000: my Ivy would get ya @Fanklok
Blakemcm: bonus stream
Gascitygaming: Faust boi here
offbeatwitch: its funny how much easier a time i have playing may into pot rather than i-no, my main
Lithobraker: They can't read my mix-up if I don't know what I'm supposed to actually do.
Pharmacistjudge: every new character is horrible or broken
Ferisar: happy chaos bad for sure
Ferisar: nago too
Pharmacistjudge: horrible, broken or boring
jetpixi: just another day in space
caoinlean: @valbatross_ I think you're right. And I think him being a silent protagonist helps the player immersion
ButButTheJesus: they're just used to it at this point
Mr_Horrible: Isaac seemed scared early on, now he seems more exhausted
Kaaosa: bridget has been perfect since day one (of me playing)
saucemaster5000: Giving Isaac a voice that sounds like Tom Holland's younger wimpier brother was not a great choice
DarknessKingCoH: Doom 3 was scarier.
ComradeMik: most new characters in games are fine. people just take time to learn how to play them.
xantos69: Isaac approaches this situation with the same bored resolve that I have when I have to take out the garbage.
ComradeMik: and how to play against them
squ3e: Mmmm Imma agree to disagree on that Ben
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Mr_Horrible: that's good to hear, Riot hasn't had a great track record with release champs
squ3e: Glad we can do that and still be friends
Ferisar: i thought udyr rework was busted and then a week later i got kited and was like
thebluecosmonaut: yeah riot sucks for other reasons than balance
Ferisar: "well"
Seth_Erickson: Swain though Perfect character imo
Mr_Horrible: but it's also not an easy thing to get right
Sharkfists: you're telling *me*
saucemaster5000: we see things as they truly are, it's the children who are wrong
Gascitygaming: I think it's a bit of you see a bunch of that character cause everyone wants to try, if you win or lose most of those it influences how you see the new character
DEATHlikescats: It’s a conquerer’s mindset.
DEATHlikescats: First
Fanklok: No no no, we have to witness a new thing once then extrapolate that out to Infinity
Rourke9: its can also be an intentional development choice to hedge toward releasing things a little over- or under-powered; for different games things may be easier to buff later, or easier to nerf later, and harder to do the inverse
BrowneePoints: Didn't Rell release a little underwhelming?
Makrosian_Tae: My tier list is better than yours. I will not rate the top 10 tier lists on--
BrindleBoar: gotta get those clicks, son
squ3e: Oh man did yall here what happened to the MTG leaker?
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Austere_Squire: Grand Unifier coming from nowhere to be abruptly amazing
Dog_of_Myth: It's a good card
Mr_Horrible: point me to anyone who called Eldraine Mill
Gascitygaming: oh, so good, drafted sultai went 7-1
Darleysam: day after any new Dota update, people looking at overnight winrates and declaring heroes busted or trash
ComradeMik: i'm so sick of the leaks for MTG. they make the product fatigue even worse because it feels like spoiler season never ends.
MegaDosX: I know Bola Slinger had a fairly low rating among a few limited review people before MOM's release, now everyone loves it as a sleeper hit
LessIsMorii: that tired "Christ-dammit", haha
EvilBadman: Draft the rare, Ben. I have the inside knowledge
sherlock_olms: @loadingreadyrun hey guys, what is a fighting game that you loved the look of mechanically but couldn't get into any of the characters?
saucemaster5000: games were better before the internet
Mr_Horrible: the Take Economy is pretty silly
DarknessKingCoH: As someone who came to ME: Andromeda a year after release, I enjoyed it.
Lithobraker: @comrademik don't worry, the Pinkertons are on the case
jetpixi: that's a lukewarm take imo
GlennSeto: anything by Arc
Kaaosa: them's fightin herds
Gascitygaming: fighting hers
Gascitygaming: herds*
ComradeMik: @Lithobraker yeah that was a turn i didn't expect.
Vonbane: Primal Rage?
saucemaster5000: you know what game no one argues about winrates over? Snowboard Kids
thebluecosmonaut: former in charge person
thebluecosmonaut: theyre chill now afaik
Ferisar: isn't he gone
azninsect: what about tekken?
Rhynerd: Fair
DEATHlikescats: That’s why I watch, cus it’s not all about ego and winning and being the best. Y’all are whole people who try to be good. I appreciate it.
offbeatwitch: TFH is so good
Mr_Horrible: yeah, the studio booted that dude iirc
Gascitygaming: i like it mechanically, but yeah, just didn't connect with the characters
Ferisar: no, they still make new stuff
Gascitygaming: is a great game
LessIsMorii: RPG games have snobbery too-- i.e. Baldur's Gatekeeping
Rhynerd: They released a new character recently, right?
GlennSeto: oh no, Indivisible was fully cancelled?
Ferisar: @Rhynerd yeah black delilah
azninsect: fire at will WILL IS INNOCENT
Mr_Horrible: some sort of xenological morphs
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: "too horny" was exactly the reason I can't get into Bayonetta despite enjoying that style of game
ComradeMik: anyone know when Baldur's Gate 3 is supposed to fully release?
Ferisar: @ComradeMik august
ComradeMik: i'm waiting for it to get out of early access
ComradeMik: @Ferisar sick
Kaaosa: too horny is my favorite tag on steam
Mr_Horrible: these lads seem to have some dimensional instability
saucemaster5000: is there a not horny enough tag?
gualdhar: so Ben and Adam, what horror game would still fuck you up if they remade it today?
justgravey67: Have you all played EDF 5? Some beautiful dialogue in there. "The aliens look just like us"
Makrosian_Tae: I was wondering what happened when we got to the scooty boys
Ferisar: firewall sorc online
ComradeMik: extwa cwispy
GlennSeto: ah, sysadmin
justgravey67: Fire beats everything
Mr_Horrible: "Stop! You can *NOT* enter this corner"
CastleOtranto: Bravest Warriors reference?
LessIsMorii: Going from Wheeler's cooking stream to this is quite the whiplash
saucemaster5000: ooo what was wheeler cooking?
GlennSeto: Organic life: Surprisingly weak against fire.
Ferisar: he's cooking necromorphs
Mr_Horrible: it's a different kind of cooking over here
Ferisar: what a wild transition
Gascitygaming: cooking minigame in Deadspace 4
Kaaosa: different vibes for sure
azninsect: look, going from most streams to here is a bit of whiplash
justgravey67: this is a cooking stream
elkae: we're bbq ing
Sharkfists: if it wasn't, I have questions about what they were cooking
Fanklok: Surptising amount of cooking going on in here
LessIsMorii:
I mean, I don't watch Twitch much and this was a lot
Ferisar: actually wait, you have a flamethrower, you're still cooking
Mr_Horrible: Your vibes were off at the Ishimura's built-in Applebee's
Ferisar: you mean subway @Mr_Horrible
LessIsMorii: See, Ben gets me
GlennSeto: It's all rather crispy.
LessIsMorii: No no Adam, you're LOVELY. No worries!
saucemaster5000: we're cooking whatever the rock was back in the day over here
jetpixi: gotta find the energizer bunny
Lithobraker: When are we going to get a horror game based on bedbugs, now that's scary.
saucemaster5000: it smells
Ferisar: mr clarke??? HELLO?
azninsect: left beef?
Ferisar: is this thing on?
Valbatross_: Isaac is going around scrounging batteries for his Gameboy
BrowneePoints: That's a trauma launcher right there
Boon_33: ammo is a coping mechanism
LessIsMorii:
And that's part of what makes you lovely
azninsect: its almost as if y'all care, agsp
YawnLance:
Just remember y'all are both allowed to bully me 
azninsect: gasp. parnet.
justgravey67: deep
GlennSeto: Fully loaded on copium.
Ferisar: if only isaac let his feelings out
saucemaster5000: I threw ammo at my taxes
lochnessseammonster: it's a crutch
xantos69: I mean....
hesterbyrde: LIBERATED
Ferisar: the ncromorphs wouldn't get him
ActualFactual: kkona
jetpixi: casting vicious mockery all over the place in here
BrowneePoints: Not wrong Ben...not wrong
Darleysam: necromorph dying: "OMG cope??!!"
CataclysmicReverb: semper pie
GlennSeto: Worst game of the year.
BusTed: Atomic Warheads
azninsect: game plz
saucemaster5000: made my tongue bleed
Fanklok: Every time one of you has absolutely devastated me it has slays been very funny
Juliamon: They are, but in a weird way
Saintnex: game is SO rude
Ferisar: LOL
ComradeMik: also it exploded the warhead.
Dog_of_Myth: Big bada boom
LessIsMorii: Warheads, wow
Boon_33: no fighting in the war room
N30dude: ya thats a nuke in that room
Kaaosa: why would a warhead explode
LessIsMorii:
Tempest2097: It's not even a Real Eagle noise in most media, Bald Eagles don't sound "Cool" enough so they dub over a Red Tailed Hawk cry with reverb.
patrick_stonecrusher: The most sour candy as allowed by law
ButButTheJesus: bada big
SquareDotCube: now you know why there's no smoking in the arsenal
Ferisar: AHHHH
Tempest2097: It's similar to the way they dub over Lion roars with Tiger roars.
Gascitygaming: they recorded me in the morning? how?
MilkInBags: hey fellas, did you run ads recently? just making sure you nourish the lifeblood of this economy! no problem!
ButButTheJesus: so
BrowneePoints: The most sour candy I've ever had was Mexican Candy
ButButTheJesus: those are explosive
GlennSeto:
I saluted at the same time. 
saucemaster5000: why did Luc Besson make one of the best scifi movies ever with "Fifth element" and nothing good since>
Boon_33: the fare to white is the radiation hitting the camera
Fanklok: What's a kkona
laundreydhull:
What? How?
Tempest2097: Sour candy is good shit
xantos69: Sour Skittles rule.
Kaaosa: i like the sour straw candy
Lithobraker: In the grimdarkness of the future there's no such thing as insensitive munitions. Not one point safe nukes apparently.
LessIsMorii: My teeth remember warheads, yikes
MilkInBags: peach rings though
Seth_Erickson: love gushers
Sogheim: can't do Gushers. not after Homestuck.
DEATHlikescats: Agreed
saucemaster5000: Gushers???? Putt Putt Vomit
lochnessseammonster: goated
gualdhar: gush in your mouth, not in your hand
Makrosian_Tae: Gushers ma MAN
elkae: i don't think i've ever had a gusher
BrowneePoints: I LOVE sour candy
Ferisar: loool
Kaaosa: i used to say garbanzo beans are the gushers of the bean world (i really like them)
laundreydhull: How do gushers hold today?
elkae: my coworkers bring them in all the time
I_Am_Clockwork: never much cared for gushers, but I get why others might enjoy them
Ferisar: i like that he went BRBRBRBR
LessIsMorii: @Sogheim I'm so curious, but maybe not
GlennSeto: nervous little fella
Ferisar: more like flushers
BusTed: bleh
Mr_Horrible: lrrBLEH
Blakemcm: bleh
niccus: do gushers still sell? i should get some
Sogheim: @LessIsMorii do NOT look at Homestuck. do not.
the_tarabyte: gushers don't register as candy to me, they sit in the same category as fruit roll ups
hesterbyrde: My father put a bowl of super sour gumballs on his desk at work, unlabeled. I'm certain the reason he looks so good at 70 is because the torment of his coworkers keeps him young.
MilkInBags: imagine liking candy corn
niccus: ahegushers
kumatsu: Ben I realized in hindsight I should've brought those baby game cds I found with me on my visit
saucemaster5000: I did look into making an emote of it, then gave up cause it was 1 AM
LessIsMorii: @Sogheim Haha, thanks-- tried back in the day and nothing landed
elkae: @niccus NO D:
Mr_Horrible: perfect
MegaDosX: F
Mr_Horrible: no notes
Boon_33: ooofa
Tempest2097: Well
itira:
SnackPak_:
Tempest2097: Can't say that was unexpected
MegaDosX: Apparently not I guess
Boon_33:
Mr_Horrible: "I'll keep punching this explosive"
Kaaosa: ben too smart for his own good
BrowneePoints: I love gushers but sometimes the texture mismatch makes me gag
Ferisar: tfw you don't cut off their limbs
YawnLance: "Help I've been disarmed"
saucemaster5000: he got knocked down, but he got up again
Ferisar:
isaac going
HadesLeprechaun: you CAN sever the arm there, but seems difficult with the wild melee swings, lol
BusTed: I can see their parachutes. They're ok!
LessIsMorii: You ain't ever gonna keep him down
Ferisar: LOL
Tempest2097: What
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
SnackPak_: rude
Amentur: That might have worked in Callisto
DEATHlikescats: He blew up
azninsect: my fight moneeeeeeey
Ferisar: LOLLL
Mr_Horrible: look necromorphs wanna be heroes too
ActualFactual: I love that Ben looked to Adam for an answer
KeytarCat: I think you might have stunned in the first frames of the windup
Boon_33: they finished the animation, they had already started swinging
lochnessseammonster:
MilkInBags: the game ended
kumatsu: the game ended and said TO BE CONTINUED
Mr_Horrible: You shot a big meat man and then someone said you were dumb
Mr_Horrible: and then jumpscare
saucemaster5000: at the end we got ice cream and John Wayne rode us into the sunset
MegaDosX: Oh right Callisto ended on a DLC hook didn't it
elkae: rode us???
Mr_Horrible: can't wait for the CallisTWO Protocol
ButButTheJesus: @saucemaster5000 true
Dalrint: That was an uncomfortablely human scream
thebluecosmonaut: 😳
LessIsMorii: Howdy partner
patrick_stonecrusher: Cliffhanger. The End tm DLC coming soon tm
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, this was my least favorite part of the game.
Lithobraker: The game ended with NO OBELISK. It was so rude
Tempest2097: Columbo Protocol!
mulligan2six: @LessIsMorii Meowdy*
Tempest2097: Just One More Game
Rustpile: o7
Boon_33: nuke the moon you say?
Mr_Horrible: I'm John Wayne and I died of cancer due to trucking in sand from Los Alamos
Ferisar: isn't there now a warhead just floating in space
Dalrint: If they make a sequel and don't call it Callistwo they all deserve to be fired.
GlennSeto: Are we just casually nuking the planet?
GhostofJeffGoldblum:
@Mr_Horrible more likely the literally constant chain smoking 
Valbatross_: Love that 14 point sans serif "Warhead Released" very clear typography
Makrosian_Tae: Just a little nuke. As a treat
LessIsMorii: The only thing I know about John Wayne is that Ryan Styles spoofed him a lot of Whose Line Is It Anyway
Mr_Horrible: although in fairness I don't think *he* made that decision
thebluecosmonaut: obelisk!
Tempest2097: Ryan Stiles does a killer Wayne
Makrosian_Tae: OB-E-LISK
Vonbane: John Wayne's real name was Marion Morrison
BrowneePoints: As someone from the same state as John Wayne, fuck him. Also his actual name was Marion
Dalrint: I don't think we know the planet is haunted yet
MegaDosX: The show must go on
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible why did I start reading this thinking you had wrote "I'm John Wayne and welcome to Jackass"
Rhynerd: Nuke the blobelisk, smash the obelisk, steal the warp drive
GlennSeto: I mean... nuking from orbit was always the correct choice, but this seemed more like an incidental nuking.
raulghoulia: seems like a big asl
Ferisar: my b
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible Honestly? I'd give that a watch
Mr_Horrible: Isaac too eepy
GlennSeto: What is up with those, do they have tracer gear?
LessIsMorii: Need a break?
Tempest2097: Sudden attack of Eepy
SnackPak_:
SurfDownstage:
elkae: perfectly cut off urrg
Rustpile: me too
Juliamon: am ben ok
DEATHlikescats:
Nigouki: percetlycutscream.wav
jessieimproved: [erfectlycutscreams
azninsect: perfectly cut off
Ferisar: @GlennSeto their timestop suit shit merged into the necromorph or some nonsense
elkae: he ben'ded
saucemaster5000: darn it. I want Ice cream, it's hot here.
Makrosian_Tae: Let's YOP
Protein_Curry: Hello fellow gamers, have I missed much?
saucemaster5000: @Protein_Curry we were in space and things died. Also Adam thinks Sports are stupid
BrowneePoints: Ya missed an awful boss encounter
Protein_Curry: @saucemaster5000 So the usual things then
LessIsMorii: Ben and Adam talked about how great samsung is compared to Apple
MilkInBags: [breathing]
El_Funko: ya
LessIsMorii: ^I kid, I kid
Omthebox: I wanted to do one but I'm sick and I cant talk
El_Funko: James said it before
El_Funko: famously
BusTed: v good, funko
Omthebox: Thanks Friends
MegaDosX: RIP
Protein_Curry: He do a little dance
SmithKurosaki: F
EvilBadman: Oh hey, love Let's Nope with Nelly
elkae: welp
LessIsMorii: F
the_pharaoh_atem: In space, no one can hear you stream
Vonbane: time for some gamer moves
Kramburger: Wow Funko, that's uncanny
El_Funko: yeah that's the hardest I've ever heard you laugh
El_Funko: he was saying Country, but he stopped
GlennSeto: That's okay, it's a Dead Space kaizo level.
MilkInBags: chaos orb?
Boon_33:
@GlennSeto
Blakemcm: good checkpoint
BrindleBoar: chowse!
Kramburger: He was calling someone a country gentleman
ButButTheJesus: is there a link to this
saucemaster5000:
Blakemcm: HAHAHAHAHA
MegaDosX: @Kramburger Better than calling them a country member
Boon_33: woo REmastered!
the_pharaoh_atem: You can
GlennSeto: Ya North Americans get adorably upset about that word.
Blakemcm: spam that B button to heal right?
Protein_Curry: Surely the game wouldn't soft block you like this
El_Funko: it's probably deep in the clip mines of the LRR channel
Blakemcm: i think you have the packs
El_Funko: good luck finding it with Twitch's UI
azninsect: oh.
Dog_of_Myth:
ratstronomer: This is so rude
the_pharaoh_atem: I would just reload an older save tbh
MegaDosX: "Isaac. I've come to bargain."
BrindleBoar: Welcome to Alterac Valley, sucka!
EvilBadman: Stop feeding
BirdSorcerer: building my tomb for standard as we speak
Ferisar: getting my set
Blakemcm: i coulda sworn you picked 2 up from the small chests. well shite
ratstronomer: Camping your spawn points
Sharkfists: oh god WE'RE the loot cave
DarknessKingCoH: GG soft lock, let's go
GlennSeto: I've been in this Max Payne quick save scenario...
Mr_Horrible: a legendary bait
Mr_Horrible: yeah
saucemaster5000: oh that clip is fucking amazing
Mr_Horrible: early D1
SkylerRingtail: We've got an hour and a half. I believe in Ben.
elkae: wowwww
Ferisar: this necromorph is speedrunning the game
El_Funko: yeah vanilla destiny
Blakemcm: hahahahaa strait up T baggin ya
Ferisar: get out of his way
ButButTheJesus: if only we had a save slot
SpoonfullOfSugar: worth the long loadtime
Makrosian_Tae: There's gotta be some way to backtrack for some ammo
GlennSeto: can you punch the guy behind you before opening the door?
Makrosian_Tae: GOTTA be
Vonbane: by asking it NOT to hit you?
Protein_Curry: Hi highlight reel
kumatsu: hey google, dead space remake cheat codes
EvilBadman: Why'd you save next to the Tasmanian Devil
Valbatross_: I feel like the highlight reel if this is just going to be rapid fire montage
Boon_33: the real horror, in the end we become the infinitely respawning cannon fodder of the game.
LessIsMorii: *record scrath* You might wonder how I got here
LessIsMorii: scratch
RaginCaucaJhin: I joined in at the right time, Ben laughing at chaos and destruction
saucemaster5000: saving is for cowards, we should pay a quarter each time
DiscordianTokkan:
Seth_Erickson: damn he's got your number
SnackPak_: homie playing zone
Makrosian_Tae:
GlennSeto: Taz is on a roll.
Ferisar: is this swiftmaster
SeaDiegoFC: Necromorph I've come to bargain
LessIsMorii: This is some ancient Greek mythology shit here
Austere_Squire: the game is out for your soul tonight
Makrosian_Tae: The JUKES
SmithKurosaki: F
Izandai:
Seth_Erickson: you missed I trhink
mulligan2six: Next highlight reel about to be 45 minutes
saucemaster5000: it's not fire
Valbatross_: Reminds me of that bit in the last part of undertale
GlennSeto: Could you take cover in the middle of the lasers?
Protein_Curry: Groundhog day 2: soft lock boogaloo
Ferisar: WE SCALE
LessIsMorii: That only makes it crueler
Seth_Erickson: we scale
SeaDiegoFC: gg go next
Makrosian_Tae: !findquote babies
LRRbot: Quote #1473: "Babies are great farters." —Kathleen [2016-01-07]
BusTed:
Austere_Squire: you just have to frame-perfect it
yuan42: we scale, level 15/16 on kayle
elkae: Went to @Kramburger 's twitter for dolphin vid, stayed for cats
Makrosian_Tae: "Can babies open doors?"
Blakemcm: its bloodborne all over again babyyyyy
rin_the_kat: Yee haw!
Protein_Curry: Speed run strats, GDQ here we come!
Cunobelenos:
Kramburger: @elkae You've fallen into my diabolical trap
SnackPak_: come on new save point
Mr_Horrible: Hammond you're burning our daytime minutes
Tempest2097: (shrugs)
elkae:
I mean I've been following you for ages
GlennSeto: I believe
Seth_Erickson: they talked to us so surely
Austere_Squire: this place sucks
Tempest2097: Might be, might not
Ferisar: LOL
mollyjames_: Groundhog day!
DiscordianTokkan: lol
10of9: It just popped into my head, what was that game that had the cooking show on the random TVs?
itira: ahoo hoo
azninsect: oh ho ho
Makrosian_Tae: Hot DAMN
Sharkfists:
azninsect: got them.
CataclysmicReverb: New checkpoint right, Anakin?
GlennSeto: hehe
LessIsMorii: hee hee
SnackPak_: welp
xantos69: The horror in this game is just resource limits.
Tempest2097: Looks like not
saucemaster5000: there's CATS on @Kramburger 's tiwtter? Why am I watching this meat grinder???
Tempest2097: OH NO
Fanklok: Just like Elden Ring
caffiended: NOOO
Vonbane: is this "emergent gameplay"?
Tempest2097: Classic
Mr_Horrible: the doors in this game will always find a way to betray you
LessIsMorii: It's so QUIET now
yuan42: WE DID T
Ferisar: alright now go kill them
SeaDiegoFC:
GlennSeto: deep breath
Blakemcm: gamers rise up
itomeshi: freeeeeeeedom!
lochnessseammonster:
Boon_33: Woo! new no ammo save!
raulghoulia: give up daily
KeytarCat: Never surrender!
Pharmacistjudge: can't give up on your dreas if you don't have any
DarknessKingCoH: Never didn't have it
SkylerRingtail: And what did we learn about stagger saving? Absolutely nothing!
LessIsMorii: "I'll die with my teeth in your neck!" - Alex
saucemaster5000: Ben co-managed
DiscordianTokkan: Shoulda kept that other save as a hell dimenson
elkae:
aClonedPickle: never give up, never stagger save
Kaaosa: there's no ben in any team i'm making
Makrosian_Tae: !card escape
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Kaaosa:
Protein_Curry: But there is an I in Meat Pie
Ferisar: t(b)e(n)am
kumatsu: there's no Ben in team, but there's a aem
Ferisar: it's right there
Makrosian_Tae: !card timely escape
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DEATHlikescats: AdBenTure
Mr_Horrible: oh shit, you *too*?
elkae: There is a DAM(N) in Adam
GlennSeto: as the game keeps demonstrating
mollyjames_:
Another L for team give up 
itira: roasted
itomeshi: where's cam when you need him to do 'they're made of meat'?
Kaaosa: adam "sour grapes" savidan
emboar2235: howre the spoopy bois doing today?
elkae: Don't get chat started on grapes
saucemaster5000: Would Kaaosa be more of a Robin Williams "Oh Captain My Captain"?
Mr_Horrible: I wish they'd necroLESSph tbh
itira: dont get elkae started on grapes
elkae: I DIDN'T START IT
itira:
JonnyGlitched: Hey looks it's my favorite people!
MegaDosX: You missed the baby, the blind man...
LessIsMorii: From DOWNTOWN!
saucemaster5000: well now I want to know what elkae says about grapes!
MegaDosX: Oh no American Adam is here
Sharkfists: from the windows to the walls as they say
DiscordianTokkan: Lllliberated!
Izandai: what in the hell is happening right now
elkae: I'm sure there's a clip, saucemaster5000
itomeshi: I.... I hate this.
Seth_Erickson: Green Goblin had grenades and yet he still lost
GlennSeto: Hard cut to Gwen Stacy catching fire on her way down.
elkae: AmericAdam
Sharkfists: nah I just hate america
Blakemcm: American Adam is who we really want to be inside
saucemaster5000: I prefer Caledonian Adam
Kaaosa: !
Protein_Curry: Instead of apider silk he shoots bullets
elkae: Am, Eric Adam
raulghoulia: no. he's right. that's what we sound like
Boon_33: spiderman deserves the freedom of owning his own manpads.
graal_smith: So just to check, yep, or nope?
Blakemcm: all ah yall
Dalouer: i prefer eastern european Adam
Ferisar: like that one guy in that mythic raid
Makrosian_Tae:
Well I'm out! Have fun guys. Take care, chat 
itomeshi: I know American Adam is a pastiche, a stereotype... but I'm 99% sure I've met a real American Adam, and I don't like it.
Tempest2097: OH
saucemaster5000: I wear the flag to bed with my wife, an AK-47
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GlennSeto: lol
Valbatross_: The accent or the gun thing?
RaginCaucaJhin:
100 big Dick spidey cucks all of New York, fuck you green goblin, you’re next
DarknessKingCoH: I webshootered your mom last night oo rah!
jessieimproved: the USA is huge, we sound like basically everything and anything
LessIsMorii: I like Australian Adam with the dolphins
rosesmcgee: American Adam is the greatest Adam on earth, I tell you what
SmithKurosaki: Did Ben save scum or get past the murder happy alien?
Mr_Horrible: and they don't stop comin and they don't stop comin and they don't stop comin
Ferisar: anus cristos
patrick_stonecrusher: I like giraffe Adam
MegaDosX: Shocking.
Phailhammer:
I was going to make a portmanteau of Adam and gun, and my mind went "gundam". No, brain, that's something else.
JonnyGlitched: The anus is every creatures' weak spot
Protein_Curry: What would american adams wrestler intro song be?
GlennSeto: That just got 'em going.
LessIsMorii: Never thought I'd describe someone's hubris as "adorable", until Ben
Mr_Horrible: he save-strived
Kaaosa: once
raulghoulia: mooom, brother's abusing my pathing!
Kaaosa: the other ones were just shocks
JonnyGlitched:
Mr_Horrible: good use of the environment, Streamer
azninsect:
Sharkfists: u r the greetest
MegaDosX: Now you are leaving forever, for no raisin?
Seth_Erickson: you'd think these aliens would learn to not walk into the big electricity surges
saucemaster5000: a merchant gameplay
LessIsMorii: 🐐
Seth_Erickson: there biggest down fall is that they're absolutely morons
Gascitygaming: Is emergent gameplay the new environmental storytelling?
Mr_Horrible: @Seth_Erickson it doesn't have anything to do with obelisks so they don't think about it
JonnyGlitched: This game does seem a lot less scary the second time around
Seth_Erickson: mmm true
JonnyGlitched: moar guns
Dalrint: Oh hey you got out of the farm spam
emboar2235: we didnt start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning
saucemaster5000: not as scary as that movie of the train coming right at the screen. Yyyyyyyyikes
GlennSeto: It's also Dead Space ... it's a bit of a clown shoes horror experience to begin with.
Boon_33: *Sabaton intensifies
Protein_Curry: Damn these WWE intros are getting wild
elkae:
@saucemaster5000 the oldest callback
Ferisar: LOL
DaManDOH: How's the remake part
JonnyGlitched: HA
elkae: UM
LessIsMorii: Saw a Tool music video when I was a little kid and I still can picture the monster
elkae: crispy
Kaaosa: perfection
kumatsu:
Gascitygaming: it does say 'caution'
Ferisar: CRISPYYY
Tempest2097: Didn't they use stop motion meat in that video? Speaking of Stopped motion meat
Austere_Squire: oh ben
Mr_Horrible: Space OSHA mourns another
SquareDotCube: saw it coming
DaManDOH: Err, how's the remake play?
Valbatross_: If there's any horror to be found in dead space I think it'd come from being useless, like, Isaac is an expert on killing necromorphs and he's absolutely powerless to actually stop them or save anybody
LessIsMorii: No, Lateralus has trippy hippy dippy art
neisan2112: That's Aenima I believe
Sharkfists: Ian's a big tool guy, but it's all screwdrivers and shit
saucemaster5000: it's no Snowboard Kids
DaFhaye: Came in to a Well done Isaac
saucemaster5000: fine
Mr_Horrible: saucemaster doing a different kind of cooking tonight
GlennSeto: It has a telekinesis mechanic and Ben is not swearing at it, so they seem to have done something right.
Tempest2097: Extreme ragdoll
LessIsMorii: Cause I watched them fall away
DarknessKingCoH: I mean he's got like 3 bands
saucemaster5000: Mad God is SO GOOD!
Tempest2097: I've heard it doesn't really have a plot
Mr_Horrible: Mad God looks like a WEIRD movie
lannersong: it's very good but very queasy
Ferisar: holy shit we're at full hp
patrick_stonecrusher: Metal as FUUUUUUUUUUUU
LessIsMorii:
Never heard but I want to see it now
Protein_Curry: No, but I did rewatch that one mark twain animated movie, and its more unsettling than I remembered
lannersong: Definitely Tool-like
saucemaster5000: dude worked on it forever, and it shows
LessIsMorii: My mind keeps thinking of Claymation Christmas
Vonbane: Scream
saucemaster5000:
@Kramburger
JonnyGlitched: I've never seen Scream
Vonbane: stopping at 1 is fine
Mr_Horrible: I've heard the reboot ones are actually dece
BusTed:
@Kramburger
elkae: @Kramburger fucking terrifying
KeytarCat: Horror sequels are....
itomeshi: Real estate is expensive, you should charge that line rent or evict it.
Kramburger: Yeah it was intense
Tempest2097: Horror sequels almost never are as good
saucemaster5000: There wasn't enough screaming in the Scream movies
JonnyGlitched: quieter than you'd think
emboar2235: there is screaming, more screaming, even more screaming, and finally more screaming
Austere_Squire: a lot of the screams are actually kinda neat
elkae: Australia continues to be terrifying
LessIsMorii:
Adam I was just going to say that
Tempest2097: Reboots, on the other hand seem to be at least hit or miss
Mr_Horrible: lies, Halloween 3 slaps
JonnyGlitched: James is FIT
Mr_Horrible: "Someone"
Mr_Horrible: like who, Hammond
Mr_Horrible: 2/3rds of the people you know are here
GhostofJeffGoldblum: these people learned nothing from Alien
Austere_Squire: that guy's not gonna be in Dead Space 2
saucemaster5000: never a more deserved death
BrindleBoar: splorch
LessIsMorii: So speaking of Gushers...
GlennSeto: Like a bugzapper.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Hello it is I, Bob RAGLGLGLGLGLGLG" yep seems like Bob
Mr_Horrible: the Chen thing they added in the remake is *very* stupid
Valbatross_: Immersion broken, imagine having to tell a soldier to shoot someone
Ferisar: well, the marker is fucking with basically everyone
saucemaster5000: classic Bob
BrindleBoar: there's no laws when you're shootin' claws
DaFhaye: Thank you for speaking the truth Adam
Rhynerd: Marker madness can do that, but yeah
LessIsMorii: But you said it wasn't Chen, Isaac
eric_christian_berg: I have 'Necromorph Soup' by Miracle of Sound stuck in my head.
saucemaster5000: Nilbog Spelled backwards is use your Amazine Prime sub at twitch dot tv slash loadingreadyrun
JonnyGlitched: He broke the ship
Ferisar: nooope
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no
Ferisar: you're not that close to the end
KeytarCat: @LessIsMorii Chen is gone, though, so he's not wrong
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you have like...many hours left
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's shockingly long, it caught me off guard
Sharkfists:
it is if you give up now
Mr_Horrible: I think there's more after you get off the Valor, yeah
LessIsMorii: Fair, fair
MegaDosX: Can't you conjure the hint line thing to tell you where to go?
saucemaster5000: haven't even gotten to Mordor yet
Tempest2097: There's still the Musical Number, and fishing minigame to go through
itomeshi: You still have, what, 1 crewmate alive? Hours to go.
GlennSeto: The wife plot hasn't come up that much or am I misremembering?
MegaDosX: F
JonnyGlitched: They saw you coming
Ferisar: @GlennSeto it has a couple of times
Mr_Horrible: "Skill diff" they say as they lock the hatch
BrindleBoar: too far, Ben
Ferisar: he already "saw" her in person once
BrindleBoar:
Gascitygaming: I think the heat exchanger is offline
Tempest2097: Poor design
Mr_Horrible: it's a military ship, it's required to be stupid
JonnyGlitched: To bump up the gameplay hours
Ferisar: well, it isn't a self destruct thing is it?
MegaDosX: Captain goes down with the ship I guess
saucemaster5000: we got you an Escape Pog
eric_christian_berg: Lowest bidder. Just saying.
Boon_33: naw, designed like this to reduce false positives
itomeshi: So one jerk can't be like 'screw you guys, peace'
Sharkfists: wheeeeee
Fanklok: Then anyone could do the self destruct then leave
MegaDosX: Alternatively, designed as a video game level not as a coherent vessel
JonnyGlitched: blurg
Mr_Horrible: can't wait for Isaac to be hit by an explosion and then lose all his powers before he lands on Tallon IV
JonnyGlitched: Vomit in a space suit
GlennSeto: That was very immersive and a little blerg.
Gascitygaming: gonna have to giver er a wipe there bud
DEATHlikescats: From all the cruise ship failures and sinkings I’ve seen, this is actually well designed
elkae: b b bloody screen
GlennSeto: What isn't by this point, Isaac?!
KeytarCat: Made so the person who triggers it has to die with the ship? I imagine it's to deter saboteurs
saucemaster5000: Ffs when does picard show up and blow these morons out of the sky?
DEATHlikescats: Is… THIS the binding of Issac?!
Tempest2097: We must summon the Updogge
SquareDotCube: "okay"
JonnyGlitched: Ishimura's computer sounds evil
LessIsMorii: What kinda tea are y'all enjoying?
Fanklok: And what have you done to earn a shop?
Mr_Horrible: a shop? In THIS economy?
MegaDosX: !updog
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Valbatross_: Isaac is gonna take his helmet off at the end and he's just gonna be Callisto Jack or whatever his name was
Valbatross_: They're shockingly similar characters
GlennSeto: nawww
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Canadians, man.
JonnyGlitched: dat fog
SnackPak_: classic Paul
SquareDotCube: mango tea rocks, just wish they sold it on the east coast
saucemaster5000: Paul's been crying so much he could steep the new tea in it
Mr_Horrible: "This was a test, you passed"
itomeshi:
Saintnex: Sounds just like Paul
GlennSeto: very Canadian
DEATHlikescats: The Paul beef continues from the fam jam
LessIsMorii: Paul telling you to mango away
MegaDosX: "Here's your tea. Also, you're fired."
steelfox13: "Please stop hitting me" usual Paul words
lannersong: Don't sneeze in front of paul
Mr_Horrible: Paul doesn't know what a burrito is...
ActualFactual: Are you saying you can't sneeze in front of Paul?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben just completely no sold another enemy there
Saintnex: if Paul sees you sneeze...
Protein_Curry: Paul does the mcmhaon walk for the LRR live
MegaDosX: By all accounts, goddamn is Vince McMahon a strange person
EvilBadman: Paul is not allowed on planes anymore
GlennSeto: Paul just randomly going "What's up my..."
itomeshi: I want to see Paul (as Paul) DDT someone now.
JonnyGlitched: I remember this level and only this level
saucemaster5000: yeah? And?
Mr_Horrible: someone's gonna get LRRt
MegaDosX: A DDT done wrong could absolutely break a neck
JonnyGlitched: People have been hurt
Sharkfists:
basically the first time I met ashton he tackled me into a couch
Protein_Curry: Give us your best rick flair WOO
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The cancer was too easy of a challenge. Pile drive Graham.
Valbatross_: Elon Musk is the Bioshock Infinite to Vince McMahon's Bioshock 1
GlennSeto: Cancer is so 2022.
ActualFactual: Just hire me and I'll change that.
DiscordianTokkan: The Big C yep
xantos69: I would legit pay money to just watch the LRR crew do a big honest to god wrestling match.
azninsect: that was 2022 hes fine now (this is a joke)
Fanklok: "Everyone important is in perfect health"
ButButTheJesus: @Valbatross_ I think it works
ActualFactual: It sounds like a threat when I say it that way, but you know what I mean
MegaDosX: What I want to see is Adam chopping the shit out of someone like Gunther
Ferisar: suit suit suit suit
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GhostofJeffGoldblum:
suit upgrade 
JonnyGlitched: Autumnal Rumble is always a hoot
Electrodyne: Forty five! Your favorite sidearm, your favorite malt liquor
SquareDotCube: That's why we have/had the Autumnal Rumble
RaginCaucaJhin: Wheeler screaming audibly in the background while y’all wheel graham around on a gurney
GlennSeto: nah, first blood is fine
Tempest2097: I mean you could do the Autumnal Rumble...
Mr_Horrible: "Beej had a good run"
steelfox13: I'd wanna see Alex go feral in the ring
Tempest2097: Again
NorthstarTex: Texas Deathmatch?
ButButTheJesus: I feel like Ian is like the Undertaker
Tempest2097: For the first time in like 5 years
JonnyGlitched: Adam would win all the matches
Ferisar: alright ben remember if you carry all your guns you get ammo for all of them anyway
ButButTheJesus: like he can't really die
saucemaster5000: Ian would tinker with his weapon too much and complain about it not working as it should
EvilBadman: Heather just watching from the rafters, full song makeup
Ferisar: so there's no reason to put them away
SquareDotCube:
Heather's, it's still going
LessIsMorii: Adam, what song would be your intro?
GlennSeto: I would not take hard bets on either of them, tbh.
Mr_Horrible: better learn quick
Ferisar: no problem
Protein_Curry: Adams wrestling name would be Otaku Jeff
mollyjames_: Clearly what's needed is an lrr fighting game
rynsfelda: Tell that to the watermelon.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I did actually carry all the guns for my playthrough
JonnyGlitched: Wrestling isn't fighting, it's acting
xantos69: That's the long con... Adam runs his own fight club and just HOPES somebody will start crap with him.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Beej./
MegaDosX: Bare hands?
Kramburger: Ian, easy
ThirdGames: Beej.
LessIsMorii: Beej
SquareDotCube: Heather.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ian's bigger but Beej would fight dirty.
Saintnex: Probably Ian, imo
josh___something:
Adam, you are bigger. You simply eat the smaller members
Protein_Curry: Beej
ButButTheJesus: Ian
NorthstarTex: Heather.
Gascitygaming: Ian's gonna have some kinda gadget rigged up
Mr_Horrible: I feel like in that fight, whether Ian wins or loses, it's gonna be Ian's fault
LessIsMorii: Cam
DarknessKingCoH: Beej would fight dirty
BrindleBoar: easy Cameron
Kaaosa: what if james was an eagle
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, easy pick Cameron.
josh___something: James
SnackPak_: wow
Protein_Curry: Cam
Mr_Horrible: James seems scrappy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Cameon would hire a sniper.
Seth_Erickson: I think James wins in a fist fight to the death
Saintnex: Yea... I would vote James too
saucemaster5000: Cam brings a gun tho
Blakemcm: yea its not hard i can pick any of these
Sharkfists: James, Cameron, and James Cameron all fight to the death
lochnessseammonster:
MegaDosX: Poor Cam in that scenario
SkylerRingtail: Depends. Does Cam have advanced notice to prep?
Gascitygaming:
James would want to live, Cameron wouldn't care
neisan2112: Cameron doesn't fear death
azninsect: Cam would find a loophole
GlennSeto: How long does Cam have to prepare?
itira: i just imagine Cam would curl into a ball lol
LessIsMorii: Cam would emotionally kick his ass
Protein_Curry: Didnt cam work in a lab? Chemical warfare
Gascitygaming: James is bringing a golf club
azninsect: pontiac sunfire!
MegaDosX: Prep allowed Cam wins, and Ian beats Beej
steelfox13: Cam is the Batman of LRR?
GlennSeto: @itira Like a functional morph ball?
lochnessseammonster: it made it!
raulghoulia: Cameron is the Batman of LRR
RaginCaucaJhin: Cam would get James to commit die
GhostofJeffGoldblum: good ol Gandalf
TheDailyMapleSyrup: You are all complex but if I had to bet I’d say Alex would win in a death match
Mr_Horrible: and yet Galdalf was the only survivor of that trip
GlennSeto: oh gawd
Mr_Horrible: Galdalf
ButButTheJesus: But its a convertible! Its fun!
EvilBadman: Cameron would be caught in a dodge roll by James
LessIsMorii: Cori vs Cam?
Mr_Horrible: parnets
NorthstarTex: I'm mid roadquest rewatch and yeah, the sunfire sucks but somehow is the most solid car
Protein_Curry: Cori
DEATHlikescats: Cori dominates
Nuurgle: I feel like this is worse than shipping LRR members
saucemaster5000: Galdalf the Groy
xantos69: Yea, she knows Krav Ma Ga
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I mean the actual winner here is Heather.
Gascitygaming:
I'm trying to have a productive day but Brass Dome doesn't wanna drop!
elkae: everyone would underestimate Heather and they'd be the last one standing
itomeshi: or Heather?
ghyllnox: There's also a list of people who would just give up if they had to fight a friend to the death
JonnyGlitched: Alex would snipe from a nearby building
Mr_Horrible: Sunfire too dumb to die
Mr_Horrible: classic
LessIsMorii: Gandaaaaalf
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Heather probably has poisoned everyone for years, and just gives you all the antidote.
SachielOne: Alex already has guns.
GlennSeto: Cam does all the Japanese wrestling dusts, but they work for real, not kayfabe.
Mr_Horrible:
MegaDosX: Cori seems like she'd be scrappy as hell if it came down to it
GhostofJeffGoldblum: OH HO
CastleOtranto: Heather is last LRR crew standing.
SnackPak_: don;t count
Valbatross_: If I had to rate the LRR crew by who wins a fight I feel like I'd probably just organize everyone by height
GhostofJeffGoldblum: IS THAT SO
Saintnex: HA
azninsect:
Tempest2097:
OH REALLY?!
Protein_Curry: Its unspoken rule that Heather is too be feared
DiscordianTokkan: Exhibition matches don't count
DarknessKingCoH: Heather Vs Ben?
Mr_Horrible: doesn't count! Hadn't started yet!
hesterbyrde: NO SHIT?
azninsect: look that was BEFORE the trip
MegaDosX: Oh that's hilarious
Lithobraker: Does Cori get to wear the banana suit?
Mr_Horrible: no asterisk!
saucemaster5000: The real winner is Editing
azninsect: doesnt count. doesnt count!
neisan2112: LMAO
Cptasparagus: I drove a Sunfire in high school and like 2 years after that, RoadQuest gave me so much nostalgia. Mine had a sunroof.
JonnyGlitched: That's a bad sign
lochnessseammonster: i love that fact
MegaDosX: Oh boy
NorthstarTex: oh, the battery was dead, that's it
hesterbyrde: Jank
azninsect: ahh that ol nugget
MatthewDennisMTG: that doesn't count as a breakdown imo
Mr_Horrible: no asterisk, that W stays pristine!
Mr_Horrible: Day 1 seemed *fraught*
SquareDotCube: yeah, sounds right for a Pontiac.
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MegaDosX: Oh no
azninsect: oh nooooo
neisan2112: Oh I didn't hear about that one, damn
JonnyGlitched: There was a "back" of Gandalf?
MegaDosX: !!
azninsect: !!!
Tempest2097: !!!!!!!!
BrindleBoar: crimes!
ButButTheJesus: !!!!!!!!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @JonnyGlitched Jason was in the production van
azninsect: oh geez, thats rude
hesterbyrde: Okay look. We DESPERATELY need Roadquest with commentary.
Mr_Horrible: I think G mentioned that in the after vid, or maybe that was *yet another* thing
NorthstarTex: that was hella rude
Protein_Curry: Oof, were they okay?
Saintnex: UGH, I hate when people do that
MegaDosX: This is why you don't tailgate, get got wingus
saucemaster5000: always wondered what happened to princess Diana
LessIsMorii:
Road Quest is where I learned most BC geography before moving here
JonnyGlitched: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Ah that makes sense, would have been cramped otherwise
SkylerRingtail: I guess asshole drivers are an international problem
ICitizenErasedI: so basically road quest broke canada
Mr_Horrible: Adam just bathing in the sublime aura of Beej
DiscordianTokkan: Tailgaters can eat my ass (disparagingly)
SquareDotCube: wad
azninsect: tailgaters - the worst
JonnyGlitched: Beej may be the smartest man alive
ICitizenErasedI: crown vic was an inspired choice
LessIsMorii: Watching Adam in Gandalf made me feel for him
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Beej didn't pick the car, to be fair
Mr_Horrible: Crown Vic had suspension, Sunfire had SUSpension
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The crew picked the car because all of Beej's picks failed inspection
saucemaster5000: turns out Gandalf Fucks off and doesn't do shit most of the time
Austere_Squire: to the surprise of no one, Beej selected the most responsible car
itomeshi: OK, question: Does Canada treat psuedoephedrine (real Sudafed) the way the US does (show ID to pharmacist, limited quantities, etc.)?
lochnessseammonster: james does commit to the bit
GlennSeto: It has endeared us all to Princess Auto, that's for sure.
Protein_Curry: Tailgaters make me worse because im constantly checking my rearview to see how close they are
xantos69: I screw with tailgaters. I just let off the gas and see how slow I can go until they pass me. I once got down to 15 MPH on the highway before this guy blew past me.
Mr_Horrible: Bloody oath mate
MWGNZ: oh boy, did i get here just in time for road quest talk?
azninsect: gandalf wasnt good off road, which seems unlike gandalf
Sharkfists: more like, uh FUNko
JonnyGlitched: Dur-ries, not Duuries
Mr_Horrible: the Crown Vic was Mystery Bag
LessIsMorii: Serge had SOME wisdom
Saintnex:
I mean... its in the name FUN-ko?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: and failed inspection!
Austere_Squire: I stand by not being surprised that Serge picked a responsible car, then
azninsect: hahahaha wooooow
Protein_Curry: BEEEEEEEJ
ButButTheJesus: Beej!
Kramburger: Serge low-key the responsible one?
gualdhar: HE HAS BEEN SUMMONED
SmithKurosaki: Crown Vic was so good tho
azninsect: oh come on the RV wouldve been great (kinda)
Gascitygaming: Beejlander!
JonnyGlitched: Beej = smartest man alive
saucemaster5000: wow dude just walked up to the guillotine
LessIsMorii: Hey Beej! You'd win in LRR wrestling
itomeshi: "OK, tell the people what you did."
NorthstarTex: Hi Beej! Yeah, its roadquest fun times.
MegaDosX: Didn't most of them fail inspection?
jetpixi: a wild beej appears
Mr_Horrible: It's a horse
ButButTheJesus: ahhh
Austere_Squire: what do you mean, it needed seats?
Mr_Horrible: cars by Squishmallow
LessIsMorii: Thicc seats
Tempest2097: And extremely expensive to repair
GlennSeto: sweet
jetpixi: oh. it had....a purpose.
saucemaster5000: Oh nice
hesterbyrde: Do not put a blacklight on that carpeting
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh sick'
GlennSeto: double sweet
ButButTheJesus: oh noooooo
neisan2112: Holy shit LMAO
SmithKurosaki: Camper Van!
Austere_Squire: can beej pick all the cars next time
azninsect: hahahah incredible
jetpixi: yup. a PURPOSE.
Dog_of_Myth: Sweet ride
JonnyGlitched: shagmobile
Austere_Squire: i demand that beej pick every car next time
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Gascitygaming: MTG nights in Beej's van
blip2004: I've ridden in those, they're great
ButButTheJesus:
Sharkfists: oh shit! the dream I had was real!
Protein_Curry: Beej picked like six lmao
NorthstarTex: dear lord Beej
TetraRay: a chair lol
jetpixi: omg a motorhome would have been great.
LessIsMorii: I'm living for Adam & Ben's reactinos
Austere_Squire: what do you mean "Mostly Finished"
Gascitygaming: Did he tho?
Austere_Squire: Beej, I had faith in uou
LessIsMorii: Serge for the win!
Austere_Squire: Beej
JonnyGlitched: I said Beej was smart, not responisble
aClonedPickle: hey the heated seats sounds responsible
Protein_Curry: Beej is not a man who picks the responsible car
Protein_Curry: Or responsible anything
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Heather's very responsible!
jetpixi: oh i missed y'all gettin in trouble with the 5-0
GhostofJeffGoldblum: for all those fires
ButButTheJesus: left the light on, user error!
BrindleBoar: non canonical
lochnessseammonster: true bestie
Vonbane: pics or didn't happen
JonnyGlitched: If it's not on camera it never happened
Tempest2097: Butt-boner
Mr_Horrible: you have SIX of them???
saucemaster5000: Your Coccyx Tongue... damn it Adam
APartofManny: you continue to use that word lol
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben has 6 penises, confirmed
Gascitygaming: Beej would say coxyx
HasturTheYellow: Ben's sixcocks
Tempest2097: Wow, that's a typo. butt-bone
LessIsMorii: Cock-cock-cock-cock-cock-cock-
MegaDosX: I bet that Sunfire had the barest suggestion of suspension
Protein_Curry: Benchidna
Ferisar: just like god
Ferisar: what a nice boy
DarknessKingCoH: For the sabbath
itomeshi: One for each piston in the V6?\
Mr_Horrible: SUSpension
JonnyGlitched: And on the 7th day, he fapped.
Phailhammer: He's needed to replace them that often since riding in the Sunfire.
Gascitygaming: It was 4 metal poles
MatthewDennisMTG: it was called the suspension of disbelief
Saintnex: @Ferisar Ben confirmed god?
saucemaster5000: it was Cam blowing 4 minute death poison?
GlennSeto: They carried a suspension past the car during production.
ButButTheJesus: like Paul whispering "Butt stuffffff"
MegaDosX: Like riding a milk crate
LessIsMorii: @MatthewDennisMTG well done, haha
MatthewDennisMTG: @LessIsMorii tyty
jetpixi: that's a neat room
JonnyGlitched: touch the obelisk
ButButTheJesus: ORB
Mr_Horrible: Obelisk Oblige
Ferisar: kobelisk
BrindleBoar: obelisque, for her
azninsect: smol oble
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Road quest Atlantic from Montreal to Halifax
elkae: we found the grape!
Fanklok: Marker*
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I saw her obelisk, now I'm a believer
jetpixi:
code1300: People joke but if u break your coxic it makes your C sick
DaFhaye: And Ben yeet thy obelisk
Pharmacistjudge: beyond metal? carbon fiber?
MilkInBags: posers
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Culled Prey is kind of a baller name
JonnyGlitched: These are all MTG cards!
gualdhar: Vectors of Illness, anyone?
Seth_Erickson: Child of Chicilus
saucemaster5000: Culled Prey Sounds like a Subway Sub
jetpixi: Child of Chick-fil-a
Seth_Erickson: chicxulub atcually adam
LessIsMorii: Child of Coxis
EvilBadman: Names too legible, fake metal
GlennSeto: Man, imagine it's convergence and you don't make the cut.
Saintnex: wait, child of what??
NorthstarTex: I need to check the original game, because if its there, I have questions for someone
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Drown in flesh and darkness. Eat Fresh!
Mr_Horrible: IDK, "Rigger Mortis" for a band made of mine workers is pretty good
neisan2112: These sound like metal bands Kathleen or Cam would listen too (Which also means I probably would too)
DarknessKingCoH: Nahmestay with what I have thank you
LessIsMorii: @GhostofJeffGoldblum memories of the last stream
JonnyGlitched: Time for a quick shower
GhostofJeffGoldblum: those showers really need looking at
Gascitygaming: I'm tryin to forget that, i'm addicted to you, and I want it and i need it!
ButButTheJesus: a, the horror game bathroom jumpscare
jetpixi: make one look like Shorsey
KV1NN4: oh dear god I almost spat out my water inb fright when that body 'lunged' forward (Ben picked it up)
GhostofJeffGoldblum: imagine if every time you went to take a shower it made that noise
LessIsMorii: Anyone who hasn't seen "Going to the Store", do yourself a favour and watch on Youtube
eric_christian_berg: It would be neat if NPCs reacted to your shenanigans. "What the hell is wrong with you?!"
NorthstarTex: CCR?
Protein_Curry: Rag doll rising
lochnessseammonster: good joke streamer
GlennSeto: What are we looking at right now, just the cultists drinking the kool aid?
KV1NN4: @Protein_Curry LOL XD
Mr_Horrible: Sticks remain unbelievable
jetpixi:
itomeshi: "Horror Game Bathroom Jumpscare" is my Panic at the Disco cover band.
lazermeow: Why don't we get some Meeeso Rawman.
JonnyGlitched: you broke it!
LessIsMorii: Oh nooooooooooooo
Juliamon: LessIsMorii Pretty sure everyone here's seen it at least several times every November
saucemaster5000: Remaster!
Boon_33: woo REmastered!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the true Hard Mode has been engaged
GlennSeto: AAA
Ferisar: hahahaha
JonnyGlitched: hmm
BrindleBoar: nice
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh no
MegaDosX: What.
Gascitygaming: I want to say quotes but they are somewhat explicit lol
DEATHlikescats: Paul’s Shores-y?
Boon_33: reremastered now
MegaDosX: Game pls
jetpixi: oh fun UI
DiscordianTokkan: Perfect game
Ferisar: this is gaming with a shield in elden ring
GhostofJeffGoldblum: there's a save station outside the shower room
DEATHlikescats: *Paulie
GhostofJeffGoldblum: like right outside
justgravey67: feature?
ButButTheJesus: @eric_christian_berg in FEAR 2, you can get in a fountain and the lady's like "oh I guess Beckett needed a bath" or something
JonnyGlitched: Try opening the shop again?
LessIsMorii: You overcame the softblock, for THIS
Mr_Horrible: the dangers of a diegetic HUD
saucemaster5000: aw
ThirdGames: I know nothing about hockey but I immensely loved Shoresy
eric_christian_berg: @ButButTheJesus Nice!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: apologize to the remaster, Ben
jetpixi: "yeah!" like how?
lazermeow: Shut the F@%K up Sanquinette.
SerGarretCameron: the algorithms are healing.
raulghoulia: to prevent theft
Boon_33: rule 233: no locking lockers on site
BrindleBoar: gaaaasp
Gascitygaming: season 12 of the main show is out too
Ferisar: it's gonna remaster your butt
Valbatross_: Sometimes I see someone talk and I think "they could fix me"
DEATHlikescats: It CAN?! How generous
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you walked past the save station again
GhostofJeffGoldblum:
gualdhar: YAY... oh...
jetpixi: i just started watching Letterkenny and...I require subtitles.
jetpixi: YEAH
VrolikSyndrome: Mine could definitely do with some polish.
MilkInBags: but what?
ButButTheJesus: TOS!
JonnyGlitched: Bigger = more value
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: isn't remastering your butt just doing lots of squats?
Gascitygaming: that's valid @jetpixi
itira: LOL
azninsect:
is a great butt 
SmithKurosaki: heck yea
thebluecosmonaut: W
saucemaster5000: leaving money on the table
lochnessseammonster:
LessIsMorii: Not quite cake, but cupcake?
caffiended: W
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, this is going to be a highlight
Ferisar: go play some ball eh ben
niccus: is there a subs with translator's notes for letterkenny
xantos69: Do you have an only fans?
Boon_33: are you done Ben?
raulghoulia: sassy ben is best ben
jetpixi: @Gascitygaming it's absolutely necessary
ratstronomer: I love let’s nope so much
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben "S Tier Dumper" Ulmer
DEATHlikescats: Everyone gotta have a thing about them they love
itomeshi: The original Ben's Butt was great... but with more polygons, mip-mapping, and path-tracing? It's amazing.
lazermeow: Is that on the PBS file?
JonnyGlitched: Ben "The Butt" Ulmer
DaFhaye: Damn look at that Buttgineering
TetraRay: now thats canada's butt
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Start calling you ben dover
Ferisar: i believe we call this
Ferisar: "NA aim"
elkae:
@TheDailyMapleSyrup
saucemaster5000: even in the future, sports are not as dumb as soccer
jetpixi: stab the babbies in the head
LessIsMorii: Buttgeneering
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Game over. Releasing kill squad.
Valbatross_: God, even their skee ball is industrial
Gascitygaming: @jetpixi as someone who grew up in a small town, i understand them for better or worse
GlennSeto: Can you throw a ball at it?
JonnyGlitched: I remember these babies
TheWarDoctor8: I missed it; how'd they like the fake out with the shooting gallery on the Valor?
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GlennSeto: "Nothing in the rules that says I can't shoot a baby on the pitch!"
jetpixi: @Gascitygaming i am from california so....it's a whole foreign language. hella fun though.
shamblingkrenshar: I arrive late, but hopefully in time for giant rock
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this is what the NBA playoffs are missing, the players fighting for their lives during halftime
saucemaster5000: basketball is for those without a badonkadonk
GlennSeto: If Isaac goes into the green pipe, does he go to the Mushroom Kingdom?
shamblingkrenshar: Channel your inner Lebron
Valbatross_: If you throw the battery in the hole do you softlock
lochnessseammonster:
jetpixi: goooooooaaaaaaallllll
JonnyGlitched: GOAL!
LessIsMorii: From DOWNTOWN!
ICitizenErasedI: leben james
azninsect: gooooooooooooooooooooooool
JonnyGlitched: For clicks
MegaDosX: That does seem a mistake
JonnyGlitched: ragebait
LessIsMorii:
Gascitygaming: he's now turned down interviews after the last 2 games lol
saucemaster5000: Le Bron king James the second
code1300: Lebron still garbage
Forgotten_Lizard: And then that player got ejected for hitting James in the nuts going for the ball
Dog_of_Myth: It was Dillan Brooks.
Valbatross_: It was like the Gehrman fight
jetpixi: my dad played in HS and when I Was a freshman did an alumni game. the seniors hella made fun of my dad's team and got hella beat by my dad's team.
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
underhill33: Brooks is Canadian btw
azninsect: wow
Mr_Horrible: Saying someone is washed and then immediately getting laid out by them is a classic Sports Move
GhostofJeffGoldblum: flagrant 2 baby
jetpixi: respect your talented elders lol
GhostofJeffGoldblum: been a lot of those these playoffs
saucemaster5000:
@jetpixi that fucking rules
Gascitygaming: yeah.....yeah....
GlennSeto: no true Canadian?
MegaDosX: You're saying someone else with the surname Brooks talks shit?
Dog_of_Myth: Mississauga, Ontario actually
LessIsMorii: He started grade A Alberta beef with Lebron
JonnyGlitched: talk smack get smacked
Seth_Erickson: oh wow I just say not our America and be clean of all responsibility
jetpixi: it was fantastic @saucemaster5000
saucemaster5000: Basketball is just soccer with your hands
MegaDosX: SO CLOSE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh no'
BrindleBoar: F
JonnyGlitched: loooooser
azninsect: noooooo
jetpixi: soccer is boring, warm hockey
Dog_of_Myth:
Protein_Curry: F
MegaDosX: Off by five
Boon_33: consolation prize available
Valbatross_: Congratulations at winning basketball, here's a gun
Forgotten_Lizard: everyone talks shit when they up
MegaDosX: L + ratio + talking smack
Ferisar: it's the line gun ammo
Ferisar: for sure for sure
Ferisar: 100%
GhostofJeffGoldblum: could be a boat!
Tempest2097: Let's fuckin GOOO
Dog_of_Myth: Yes Adam Yes
GlennSeto: I bet there's something really sweet in there.
Tempest2097: You got this Ben
ButButTheJesus: could even be a boat!
LessIsMorii: La-hoo, sa-HUR (/Ventura)
GhostofJeffGoldblum: i don't know what you'd do with a boat in space, but it could be one.
MatthewDennisMTG: this is a bad sport lmao
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Sail, obvs
shamblingkrenshar: Watch as its something super anti-climactic
MatthewDennisMTG: imagine playing it without the threat of babies
ratstronomer: Let’s nope: come for the spoops, stay for the sports
JonnyGlitched: Isn't it strange if this was a standalone game it would be considered trash, but as a minigame it's seen differently?
Protein_Curry: Damn blitzball looks different than i remember
jetpixi: whats the password
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @JonnyGlitched yeah like how Witcher 3 is bad but everyone loves Gwent
DarknessKingCoH: Free healthcare in America, LOL
GlennSeto: @Protein_Curry The sport has changed a lot.
JonnyGlitched: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Did somebody say GWENT?!?!?!
Ferisar: just put a cap on adam
LessIsMorii: Replace Adam with American Adam
saucemaster5000: Witcher 3 was a great Telltale game trapped in an incredibly mediocre open world game
shamblingkrenshar: That sounds like a crapshot idea
GlennSeto: "...to play Adam."
lochnessseammonster: why would we get rid of the biggest baby??
itomeshi: @Ferisar Is it backwards or not?
Gascitygaming:
Shayna Baszler is doing a warhammer painting stream
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what I'm hearing is that Adam's getting replaced with a vtuber.
ICitizenErasedI: "we've got to get a 'not adam' demographic in"
Mr_Horrible:
you can't do that, Ben, parsers are elitist
LessIsMorii: James said so
saucemaster5000: babies have object permanence
shamblingkrenshar: Crapshot pitch: "Ben, we're replacing you with Cooler Ben to appeal to the youth demographic." Cut to Cooler Ben, played by Ben wearing sunglasses and a backwards cap
jetpixi:
Tempest2097: Cmon you got this Ben
Seth_Erickson: stone cold killer on the court
JonnyGlitched: Imagine this in VR
LessIsMorii: 30 seconds!
MAPBoardgames: I'd like to see Ben's score at Super Turbo Turkey Puncher 3.
Protein_Curry: Get Morgan back to replace adam
ButButTheJesus: ayyy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this game controls like poopy butt on controller unfortunately
MegaDosX: 999
LessIsMorii: 6969
saucemaster5000: A million billion
SquareDotCube: 42069
josh___something: 9999
Tempest2097: I bet there's a "speedrunning" community
elkae: over 9000!!!!
LessIsMorii: 69420
Kramburger: One... MILLION points
JonnyGlitched: mouse and keyboard isn't easier, it's users are just more skillful
lochnessseammonster: *putt putt flashbacks*
MegaDosX: 8675309
jetpixi: always
Ferisar: i will say being on MKB did not help the tentacle grab section
saucemaster5000: @lochnessseammonster you've got ten peanuts...
LessIsMorii: Awwww, Bennnnn
Sharkfists: it can be both
JonnyGlitched: ehehehehe
Protein_Curry: He did the thing!
Tempest2097: Nicely done Ben
MegaDosX: Now was it worth the effort?
GlennSeto:
I'm team gamepad + gyro.
Boon_33: pog
JonnyGlitched: A levelup is nice
jetpixi:
shamblingkrenshar: Not bad actually
KeytarCat: A Pog!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a tin of chewin tobacky
CataclysmicReverb:
a slammer 
jetpixi: the phrase "pitter patter" is just a part of my lexicon now
Protein_Curry: @ghostofjeffgoldblum a tin but no spit cup? Thats just rude of them
JonnyGlitched: funnily I liked the gyro more on the Wii U than the Switch
lochnessseammonster:
ButButTheJesus: @GlennSeto Steam controller motion ftw
Ferisar: post secondary squid kid
Mr_Horrible: Big Man turns to Adam: "You know nothing of my work"
LessIsMorii: A major in sassing us
DEATHlikescats: This is the confidence I need in my life
BusTed: gottem
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Play this game with a racing wheel, wait no don’t steal ians stick
Gascitygaming: @jetpixi car came down the laneway the other daaaay
josh___something: After a quick google search, The highest z-ball high score I've seen is 320
lochnessseammonster: and your finger on the pulse of the youths
jetpixi: @Gascitygaming hahaha
DaFhaye: Has a degree from Nintendo themselves. My uncle told me
Mr_Horrible: probably true
saucemaster5000: we were the egg to your chicken
Omthebox: I definitely shot first
Forgotten_Lizard: It's like the famous chicken egg question
Vonbane: Maclunkey
Ferisar: ah let those who never sassed cast the first stone
ButButTheJesus: if one of us is sassy we're all sassy
RaginCaucaJhin: HAN SHOT FIRST
JonnyGlitched: I was sassing long before Twitch was breathin'
Boon_33: han shot first, we're han
elkae: so anyway i started blastin'
DarknessKingCoH: That's not how that happened Adam
shamblingkrenshar: Future historians will argue who began the Twitch Chat Wars between Adam and Twitch Chat
Tempest2097: TBH I wasn't viewing Twitch then
DEATHlikescats: True
GlennSeto: As long as we're not the sheriff from First Blood.
saucemaster5000: that was your first mistake
DEATHlikescats: What changed?
ICitizenErasedI: and then that one chatter sassed adam
Forgotten_Lizard: what came first, chat antagonizing Adam or Adam antagonizing chat?
LessIsMorii:
Real talk, you succeeded
Mr_Horrible: of course I wouldn't, glasses don't do damage
Tempest2097: Also obvious bait
Mr_Horrible: I'd use a bat
JonnyGlitched: You weren't born old?
saucemaster5000: got arthfightis
JonnyGlitched: Get that checked out
shendaras: Trigger finger?
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, the Age Lock. I get that sometimes
LessIsMorii: Trigger finger?
Protein_Curry: You been deadlifting?
DEATHlikescats: Gotta use that bag balm after workouts
JonnyGlitched: could be tetanus?
Gascitygaming: the least popular sith lord, darth-ritis
Tempest2097: Adam, you might want to look into some hand stretches. Stated by someone who has bilateral tendonitis in both hands.
lochnessseammonster:
@saucemaster5000
DEATHlikescats: The flutters
JonnyGlitched: Get THAT checked out
LessIsMorii:
"Little hurt-whoopsies"
saucemaster5000: those are called farts Ben
Tempest2097: Because I didn't stretch my hands or take breaks
jetpixi: replay the tapes!
JonnyGlitched: palpitations should be checked
Sharkfists: don't get me *started* on hands >.<
MilkInBags: if it hurts, 811
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Hurt Woopsie’s
MilkInBags: 911*
DEATHlikescats: Heart whoopsies could be high blood pressure/anxiety
ICitizenErasedI: some ouchie boo-boos?
Tempest2097: I just don't want anyone else to go through what I'm going through that's all.
MilkInBags: FUCK
GhostofJeffGoldblum: parnet!
itira:
SnackPak_: rip
elkae: twitch chat worse than webmd re worst outcomes
LessIsMorii: Yeah, but we care about your wellbeing
itira: gottem
GhostofJeffGoldblum: everyone laugh at Milk
jetpixi: ok WOW
MilkInBags: actually here 811 is the phone number for nurses
azninsect:
Ferisar: is it 911 in canada too?
azninsect: odang
lochnessseammonster: gettem!
saucemaster5000: Wow, rough burn. Who do we call????
GlennSeto: I tend to wear handwarmers during gaming these days, the tendons in my palms don't like the cold, hard touch of a gamepad anymore.
MAPBoardgames: These guys like barbeque
shamblingkrenshar: Adam spitting today
GhostofJeffGoldblum: parles vous the correct number, Milk?
josh___something: RIV twitch chat user MilkInBags
DEATHlikescats: @tempest2097 arythmia? And I’m sorry you’re going through stuff
Dog_of_Myth: Milk not eating fresh tonight
elkae: In Ontario 811 connects you to a nurse for a consult
elkae: so Milk, you're good here
StarWarsTHX1138: please we get health care for the burns your giving us here in the US
Tempest2097: @DEATHlikescats 7 months. Seven fucking months of not being able to use my thumbs without pain.
saucemaster5000: no saliva left in old man
JonnyGlitched: When it felt like my heart "beat harder" it was panic attacks
Gascitygaming: A&A AAAAAAAA
MilkInBags: yeah
LessIsMorii: Eat Fresh... (last stream memories)
MilkInBags: we have 811 here too
MilkInBags: like ontario
lochnessseammonster: it's ok, milk is french so you know they're tired
StarWarsTHX1138: Shit messed that up we don't get heathcare for the burns your giving us
azninsect: 912
Gascitygaming: 9-1-2
Ferisar: the secret menu
Sharkfists:
nurse secret menu
saucemaster5000: MIlk spent too long at the Spa today
Protein_Curry: The secret menu of emergency contacts
saucemaster5000: (lucky jerk)
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Thank you for calling secret emergency services
Papperslappen: Easy, just call 0118 999 881 999 119 725 3
jetpixi: in america you just don't call
elkae: "Are you in pain" "Non je ne suis pas dans un pain!!"
jetpixi: you get an uber
Tempest2097: America you check your bank numbers first.
DEATHlikescats: Aiya! The wooorst!
MilkInBags:
@elkae
Tempest2097: " can I afford to have medical issue"
GlennSeto: @jetpixi With a tarp in the backseat.
MilkInBags: @saucemaster5000 i sweated so much
saucemaster5000:
@GhostofJeffGoldblum you got me
jetpixi: @GlennSeto pro strats right there
Gascitygaming: @jetpixi I live in Alberta (like if texas and alaska had a child they both ignore) and that's kind of what our premier (governor) is trying to do
GhostofJeffGoldblum:
@saucemaster5000
rosesmcgee: But they gave me these roller skates
LessIsMorii: I keep forgetting there's a story, haha
LessIsMorii: Rick Mercer
DiscordianTokkan: It iiiis
MegaDosX: Wow
Ferisar: he's spittin for real
elkae:
holy shit
JonnyGlitched: Dimension 20 is way better
GlennSeto: !!!
jetpixi: @Gascitygaming oh noooo.
Papperslappen: Hot takes
lannersong: @JonnyGlitched agreed
LessIsMorii: The man is not wrong
DEATHlikescats: Push him down, take his vest!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I want this guy's stasis gun.
Protein_Curry: @jetpixi or you drive yourself v e r y carefully if you cant afford hospital AND an uber
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Thing is incredible.
LessIsMorii: Much prefer Dimension 20
lannersong: Brennan has great DM energy
JonnyGlitched: BLM is THE MAN
ThirdGames: Yessss, Brennan!
LessIsMorii: YEAH BEN
jetpixi: @Protein_Curry This is the way
Fanklok: Critical Role is fine, Critcal Roles fans are garbage
DEATHlikescats: Exactly! There’s room for all sorts
DiscordianTokkan: Not a single minute of the tree billion minutes of it
Tempest2097: BLeeM is good shit.
MegaDosX: They are both very good in their own ways imo
ShaneLeeAtk: BLM is great
DaFhaye: same tho
saucemaster5000: More like Matt Jerkser
Gascitygaming: that series BLM did with CR was freaking amazing!
josh___something: BLeeM is more my speed too,yeah
LessIsMorii: College Humour folks
MAPBoardgames: Dice Friends > Critical Role
Calaban161: I enjoiy both
DEATHlikescats: @fanklok as a critter I agree. Too many witch-hunts
JonnyGlitched: But Brennan is better
GhostofJeffGoldblum: BLeeM sounds like a made up product in Futurama
Valbatross_: This villain didn't have a widows peak at the start of the game, it just grew in when he started monologuing
DaFhaye: Brennan's voices are golden
GhostofJeffGoldblum: eat more bleem
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lochnessseammonster:
been watching fantasy high with a friend and it's gold
LessIsMorii: I think you'd like Brennan Lee Mulligan, Adam
Tempest2097: They're both top tier GM's and performers
Easilycrazyhat: Looking forward to the next D20 season. Brennan dm'd by Mercer in his own homebrew. Should be fun XD
DarknessKingCoH: Nailed it
MegaDosX: Brennan and terrifying his players with mirrors, name a more iconic duo
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jetpixi: NICE @Mr_Dirty
jetpixi: oh wow
DEATHlikescats: Lol
MilkInBags:
adam
GhostofJeffGoldblum: heh
DEATHlikescats: Ayooooo
ButButTheJesus: heyooo
itira: oh my
raulghoulia: love the slo mo death in Dredd
Spades_Slicc: I just wish ttrpg actual play shows would use a good system instead of 5e
Saintnex: Hehehe
Protein_Curry: Huhuhuhuhuhuhu
LessIsMorii: It's been
jetpixi: oh damn i missed my cue
MegaDosX: Staind intensifies
LessIsMorii: one week
JonnyGlitched: @Spades_Slicc D20 uses a few different ones
Rustpile: Why is everyone he talks to in a zoo habitat?
Protein_Curry: since i could hold muh head up high
saucemaster5000: the internet has another orgasm joke! It lives anothe day!
jetpixi: ya know. that guy turned out to be a douche.
Gascitygaming: we're canadian, that just isn't true
GhostofJeffGoldblum: anduuuhhhhb EVERYTHING I CAN REMEMBER
caoinlean: I actually like that song lol
DEATHlikescats: Lol
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Staind spelled without the e so you know they're edgy and 4 real
DEATHlikescats: Cus they knew
MegaDosX: You like Staind? Name five of their songs
JonnyGlitched: @Spades_Slicc SW5e, the Star Wars total conversion system is very good
Fanklok: Ugh who invited the Staind guy?
elkae: @jetpixi wait how so
LessIsMorii: Hoobastank!
Ferisar: lol
saucemaster5000: Twisted Sister is better
DEATHlikescats: 7 doors down
Protein_Curry: Im more of a matchbox 20 man myself
LessIsMorii: But I just want you to knoooow
BrindleBoar:
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I always forget that was a hoobastank song
kakmize: So Graham?
jetpixi: @elkae oh. he's a conservative wanna be country singer now. shall i link? lol
Dog_of_Myth:
JonnyGlitched: That guy is never invited, he just shows up
GhostofJeffGoldblum: OBELISK
Kramburger: Technically James, I think
elkae: gross
ButButTheJesus: ayyyy
Papperslappen: When the DJ says "This one is for all the Staind fans out there" hoo
elkae: no ty lol
BrindleBoar: Marky Mark!
MAPBoardgames: Ob-e-lisk!
inconsideratehat: Yeah I'm down for that genre
Boon_33: the `lisk!
DiscordianTokkan:
DarknessKingCoH: At least it's not Incubus
Gascitygaming:
code1300: Any love for disturbed
SquareDotCube: hoobalist
Papperslappen: Hoobalisk
shamblingkrenshar: We found the big rock!
Boon_33:
Papperslappen: @SquareDotCube smurf
azninsect:
LessIsMorii: O-ben-lisk
GlennSeto: Wonder if the stasis guy is dead yet.
Saintnex:
Obelisk!
Ferisar: mr kennedy
Mr_Horrible: you gotta wait until remake 3 for the Giant Chunks Of Rock
LessIsMorii: Hubris-lisk
JonnyGlitched: technically an obelisk is a giant rock
DEATHlikescats: Sebulba
GlennSeto: Best I can do is... obelisk.
DEATHlikescats: Classic
MegaDosX: Got no obelisks, but can offer you a monolith
StarWarsTHX1138:
Saintnex: ZE BULBA summons Obelisk!
saucemaster5000: you think Watto plays Zangief or Cammy?
LessIsMorii: Is it too late now to say sorry?
jetpixi: @elkae fiiiiiine lol
Gascitygaming: Dead space but we control our character with the kinetic thing
Mr_Horrible: make the corpses do Coyote Ugly on the bar
GlennSeto: Oh no, Dead Space 2 flashbacks.
Spades_Slicc: @JonnyGlitched 3/17 series have been not d&d none of which were done by Brennan
ICitizenErasedI: weekend at dead space
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Watto plays Zangief and whinges about greenhand being removed
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hundo p
JonnyGlitched: @Spades_Slicc SEE? A few!
jetpixi: coolture
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
elkae: i love kombulcher
LessIsMorii: Benjamin
ButButTheJesus: what now
MegaDosX: A man of what?
Saintnex: Uhhh
Mr_Horrible: you boys are on one tonight
itira: pardon me
saucemaster5000: Adam was funny, gets another paycheck
jetpixi: i wasn't sure who said that.
HasturTheYellow: Coolchie
HasturTheYellow: The Cool Chia Pets
Protein_Curry: Everytime I hear T Hawk or Dee Jay I think of the SF2 Tiger handheld I used to play with
Valbatross_: I play Two Ryus
KeytarCat:
Trans men are men 
Mr_Horrible:
it's been a long day
lochnessseammonster: because it's tuesday
itira:
Dog_of_Myth:
ButButTheJesus:
azninsect:
MegaDosX: Wow.
saucemaster5000: Oh no they've gone goofy
MegaDosX: One Winged Angel intensifies
Mr_Horrible: they're not afraid of you anymore, Ben
lochnessseammonster:
ok that got me
DarknessKingCoH: Please tell me there's a vlog of the move.
jetpixi: the honeybadgers of space
Saintnex: Oh no! Their learning!
SachielOne: "Through the Fire And Flames" comes on the stereo
Papperslappen: just lil guys
Gascitygaming: ah, now i get the hand reference from earlier
Mr_Horrible: ayyyy I'm just a lil birthday squid
GlennSeto: Someone liked John Carpenter movies.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's a very mid 2000's era webcomic joke
ButButTheJesus: five lil necros in a trenchcoat
MegaDosX: Oh wow
Protein_Curry: FUCKIN HINDER
Kramburger: Hinder, Lips of an angel
xantos69: That's Hinder
lochnessseammonster: gah please no
MegaDosX: No that's Hinder
saucemaster5000: Beethoven's Fifth
SquareDotCube: with arms wide open
Saintnex: ON the lips of an ANGEL!!!
MegaDosX: I have not heard that song in such a long time
JonnyGlitched: People only remember one Creed song
Gascitygaming: Lips of an angel
mulligan2six: Lips of an Angel by Hinder
MegaDosX: That, however, is Creed
GhostofJeffGoldblum: we're just going through all the early 00s bangers tonight
inconsideratehat: There we go
Spades_Slicc: @JonnyGlitched But imagine how good the unsleeping city would have been as a world of darkness campaign, or mice and murder as a powered by the apocalypse game, or fantasy high as a monsterhearts game
LessIsMorii: Ben, that's a great impression
Protein_Curry: Buttrock is the genre
MWGNZ: quick, someone make a playlist of all these songs
Cpt_P: okay ive been lurking but they do not sound like eddie vedder
Cpt_P: i took offense to that one as a grungekid
raulghoulia: if you haven't seen it Chance the Rapper doing Gettin Hot in here as a country song is Very good
saucemaster5000: what song completely defines the 00s and why is it All Star?
inconsideratehat: "Wehh" rock, according to that one comedian
LessIsMorii: My baby's in love with Eddie Vedder
ButButTheJesus: "All 90's rock can be sung without consonants"
JonnyGlitched: @Spades_Slicc UC was heavily modified
Gascitygaming:
so we're still talking letterkenney?
LessIsMorii: (Weird Al)
Cpt_P:
hi adam
SnackPak_:
itira: hahahhaaaa
jetpixi:
@Gascitygaming
emberBecky: wow
Dog_of_Myth:
lannersong: The content we crave
GhostofJeffGoldblum: HE DON'T KNOOOOWWWW
MegaDosX: Wow
DEATHlikescats: Eddie? That you?.
Spades_Slicc: @JonnyGlitched Why hugely modify a system to fit what you want to do when you can use a system built from the ground up to do what you want?
Kramburger: Ben your simlish has gotten so much better
NotCainNorAbel: well this vod is getting tagged
LessIsMorii:
Okay, but your harmonizing though
empyreon:
Ferisar: well
Saintnex: Annnnd DMCA strike
inconsideratehat: I love this genre and have no prob agreeing
Tempest2097: Sad that I can actually tell which song that is
MegaDosX: @Kramburger OK that made me cackle, well done
xantos69: You are gonna get demonitized with these ABSOLUTE perfect songs.
lochnessseammonster:
ah let's nope 
Ferisar: slowly devolving into cotton eye joe
NotCainNorAbel: you were all perfect
DEATHlikescats: No Dmca cus it’s unintelligible
Ryxiene: Yes? You have my attention (´⊙ω⊙`)
jetpixi: it's getting hot in here
Dog_of_Myth: @Ferisar or evolving
LessIsMorii: Wonder if Ben can sing something else in the Vedder voice
NotCainNorAbel: The DMCA was worried you were having a stroke
Valbatross_: That song came on the radio while I was waiting at Culvers the other day and it's exactly like that
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Evenflow is iconic.
JonnyGlitched: @Spades_Slicc I suppose for me the system doesn't really matter, it's the table dynamics that make D20 so special to me
Protein_Curry: Pearl jam and opera man are synonimous in my brain now, also i cant spell
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I have no idea what song you're talking about but it sure does sound like every single thing that was on the radio in 2005
GhostofJeffGoldblum: and memeable.
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DEATHlikescats: Exactly!
saucemaster5000: I listened to Evanescence unironically
DarknessKingCoH: What's your favorite Godsmack song?
LessIsMorii: Sorror still hits me
GlennSeto: Ah, like AC/DC.
patrick_stonecrusher:
On the celing, on a wizard on a whaaeeeale 
jetpixi: i just don't know song titles
GhostofJeffGoldblum: AC/DC fully admit that they wrote one song
Gascitygaming: Alien Ant Farm's album of Ant-thology is underrated, send tweet
jetpixi: only once?
LessIsMorii: @Gascitygaming Yes!
JonnyGlitched: If you've heard one Red Hot Chili Peppers song, you've heard them all
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh my god NoFX
GlennSeto: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I respect that.
jetpixi:
Protein_Curry: AHAHHA
SnackPak_: sounds like Fat Mike
Gascitygaming: @LessIsMorii thank you for not letting me be alone lol
saucemaster5000: god I saw Alien Ant Farm at a tiny dive bar in Olympia, WA. It was... depressing
lochnessseammonster:
lochnessseammonster: yeeep
MegaDosX: That's frequently the deal with Christian rock tbh
Easilycrazyhat: Almost got crushed at a Coheed and Cambria show at Warped Tour. That was an experience...
Gascitygaming: Evanessence was a Chrisitan band too, originally
jetpixi: @saucemaster5000 oh. yeah. i can imagine that one.
Saintnex: That happened to me with Thousand Foot Krutch tbh
MegaDosX: Amazing.
jetpixi: @Gascitygaming WHAT
saucemaster5000: fuck rancid.
lochnessseammonster: clams have a lot of feeling
Kramburger: Not a Fancid?
JonnyGlitched: To me, the only good The Offspring album was SMASH
Gascitygaming: @jetpixi oh yeah, knowing that go look at the lyrics to wake me up
whitebadgerwolf88: Hasn't underoath stepped away from the whole Christian thing though?
SnackPak_: every highschool has a Rancid guy
jetpixi: it's a pre-req to like Rancid when you're from the bay area
Vonbane: Morphine?
Spades_Slicc: Do yall like the gorillaz?
Papperslappen: I grew up in Millencolin-town
saucemaster5000: @jetpixi they went to my high school. I can hate them
jetpixi: @Gascitygaming ehhhh....nahhhh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, no
LessIsMorii: Ben's right tho
kakmize: lol
ButButTheJesus: Ben yes!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben has become An Old
JonnyGlitched: "I like you old stuff better than your new stuff!"
Dog_of_Myth: Ben is not wrong though
Fanklok: Gorillaz peaked at Demon Days
MegaDosX: Holy shit Thrice?
GlennSeto: Oh, like Smashing Pumpkins.
Protein_Curry: Type O Negative?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh let's talk about Thrice again
Gascitygaming: @jetpixi not sure if you watch wrestling but there's a female wrestler who is friends with the Rancid singer, he suggested to her to use the name Ruby Soho, and she uses it for her entrance music!
lazermeow: Thrice, hell yeah.
DarknessKingCoH: So Plastic Beach and nothing further
MegaDosX: That's a name I haven't heard in a long time
MilkInBags: Thrice Against the Machine
GhostofJeffGoldblum: let's talk about Vheissu and why it's an underrated classic, in this video essay I will
SnackPak_: Thrice re-recorded Artist for it's 20th anniversery
GlennSeto: @Protein_Curry Well, Type O sadly cannot get worse.
saucemaster5000: Thrice is just slightly bigger Twice
lochnessseammonster: always cuz they're great
Blakemcm: Ghost for me
lazermeow: They put on one hell of a show.
whitebadgerwolf88:
Oooo time to listen to Thrice
Protein_Curry: @glennseto Lol
LessIsMorii: Suddenly wanna play some AFI
lochnessseammonster:
my mom is a big thrice fan
Dog_of_Myth: Oh THAT thread
jetpixi: @Gascitygaming yup. i do. thought it was cool she did that.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh yeah like people suddenly realizing what RatM's deal is
JonnyGlitched: They were always communists
Cpt_P: what machine did they think they were raging against anyway
SnackPak_: wow
Ferisar: hello
jetpixi: just now yeah lol
Tempest2097: LATELY?!
LessIsMorii: Augh
itira:
>.>
ButButTheJesus: SIR
Protein_Curry: @lessismorii Saw them live in December, Davey is still jumping into the crowds, I got to hold him up
BrindleBoar: *on
underhill33: lol wut
Papperslappen: hahaha
MegaDosX: Define lately my guy
NotCainNorAbel:
DarknessKingCoH: Rage Against the Machine is anti Fascist?
whitebadgerwolf88: Rise Against is always my go to band!!!
Easilycrazyhat: GREEN DAY???
Saintnex: Wut?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: People do this with RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE.
jetpixi: like with Rage. Same thing.
thebluecosmonaut: green day....... welcome to the resistance
patrick_stonecrusher:
lochnessseammonster:
MilkInBags: a friend of a friend stopped listening to system of a down for 'becoming too leftist', anything is possible
JonnyGlitched: Socialist =/= antigov
Ferisar: hmm green day anti-government sentiment
Ferisar: hmmm interesting
underhill33: poe's law? please?
Mr_Horrible: "Media literacy is dead"? No no, Media Literacy *BEEN* dead
Fanklok: The punk band from the 80s being anti government? Noooooo
LessIsMorii:
@Protein_Curry That makes me so happy, thank you
HasturTheYellow: It's simple, embrace the anti-government sentiments
GhostofJeffGoldblum: quick call 811
Spades_Slicc: That's what we call bait
MAPBoardgames: GreenDay? The Representative from California has the floor.
Mr_Horrible: but not for moi
NotCainNorAbel: I saw a tweet that asked when rage against the machine got so political
Gascitygaming: people using Fortunate Son for certain politicians as well
Gascitygaming: yeah that's a 1-900
MegaDosX: It's been, what, 20-ish years since American Idiot?
jetpixi: @MilkInBags how
Mr_Horrible: that's a very different phone line, Adam
elkae: helloooooo nurse
LessIsMorii: $5 a minute
Ferisar: nah dude
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it';s not satire.
OnyxOblivion: noppppe
MilkInBags: @jetpixi some people just don't understand lyrics? I guess?
Papperslappen: What if they had a secret menu at the hospital
Gascitygaming: nah, it was all over
OnyxOblivion: those people are real
BrindleBoar: sadly no, people are real dumb
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shamblingkrenshar: Its not, people just have terrible media literacy
StarWarsTHX1138: I'm.... what.... huh.... HOW!!!!!
DEATHlikescats: No hope
saucemaster5000: Rage against the Machine is political? Shit, I have to delete a tweet
Mr_Horrible: No one ever lost money betting on someone on twitter being the dumbest motherfucker you've seen
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: it was like a US political hopeful, right?
JonnyGlitched: When did The Cranberries get so woke?
MegaDosX: People unironically use Killing In the Name Of when they're the people the song is railing against
MWGNZ: dont underestimate the average dudebro
blip2004: the when did Pink Floyd go gay because of the prism cover art
Ferisar: some people think punk bands just kinda go "doodlydoodedoo" and then strum a bit
MAPBoardgames: @LessIsMorii Cheaper than my doctor's office.
LessIsMorii: The start of Adam's villain arc right here
ButButTheJesus: never trust humans
Protein_Curry: People forget bud light has been lgbtq+ since the 90s also
Gascitygaming: what do you think 'the machine' WAS?!
OnyxOblivion: they think they are now "rage FOR the machine"
jetpixi: the lyrics about sending poor people to war was too SUBTLE? @MilkInBags
NotCainNorAbel: lol
GhostofJeffGoldblum: They were clearly raging against the washing machine.
Kramburger: I saw a video of people counter-protesting a BLM march playing 'Bulls on Parade'
lochnessseammonster:
DEATHlikescats: Wait… am I THE MACHINE?!
Mr_Horrible: "Mr Bean is fine, actually"
Cpt_P: yea that happened
OnyxOblivion: i believe it
Tempest2097:
@Kramburger 
jetpixi: we got some dummies here
Cpt_P: i know the exact video they mean
Cpt_P: genuine morons
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Kramburger we're not fixing climate change
saucemaster5000: that's so fucking funny
MegaDosX: People only hear the "fuck you, I won't do what you tell me" part of Killing in the Name Of frequently
Tempest2097: That.... mmm do people just not treat songs as language?
MilkInBags: pristine dumbasses
DEATHlikescats: Maya child’s love to use it (I’m leaving the autocorrect cus it’s better)
Tempest2097: Like, does anyone pay attention to the fuckin lyrics
Ferisar: LOLL
Ferisar: "HE HAD 500 HEALTH"
Seth_Erickson:
my jungler ganks but for the other team
OnyxOblivion: JINX NO ULT JUST FINISH HERRRR
LessIsMorii: Not like RAtM's music videos are polticial too or anything...
Cpt_P: dont tell them to listen to down rodeo
xantos69: At this point humanity has earned the global warming death.
GlennSeto: The Alien TV series is supposed to have an anti-corporate narrative and some people said the franchise was changing to appease the woke crowd.
Kramburger: "My planet needs me"
JonnyGlitched: Someone reminded me yesterday how batshit insane the Unreal Tournament bots were
Protein_Curry: Theres a lady in the town i work in that waves a trump flag around and blasts music everyday, she unironically had CCR blaring from her speaker one day
JonnyGlitched: Harder to play against bots than people
NotCainNorAbel: well how many politicians have played things like Born in the USA and have no FN clue
SnackPak_:
Nigouki: @GlennSeto wait hold up, there's and Alien TV series coming?
Twizted_Seed: I thought that was the D2 Baal voice line for a sec there
MilkInBags: [trumpet intensifies]
Valbatross_: @jonnyglitched we talking about Mr. Crow?!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they have real "being outside with no coat on" energy
HasturTheYellow: "God, I wonder what Another Brick In The Wall is about. Well time to go to my 9-5 office job where I barely do work and hate my boss"
MWGNZ: that tracks
tergonis: sounds like ska?
Tempest2097: Yeah I've got albums that I can only listen to during autumn
saucemaster5000: Too many words
azninsect: yep, yep that tracks
BrindleBoar: too much lore
GlennSeto: @Nigouki It may be in development hell now, I'm not sure.
Tempest2097: Because I feel like that much hurdy-gurdy is just very atumnal
Vonbane: why use lot word when few word do trick?
Tempest2097: er autumnal
JonnyGlitched: @Valbatross_ I remember that bot so we must be
BusTed: 🔲 🔳 🔲 🔳
Ferisar: "this musician isn't playing the video game"
itira: bahahaha
Ferisar: "hello??"
ButButTheJesus: "I wish to Skank"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I don't mind stage banter although Tool use their stage banter to shit on the audience which kinda sucks ngl
kakmize: Hell yeah, Desert Bus challenge!
saucemaster5000: Don't you skank to the office every day?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: love Tool's music but boy howdy is Maynard an asshole
LessIsMorii: Just spat out my tea at Gumby
Spades_Slicc: "Play the song monkey" says he's not a gorillaz fan
Kramburger: Adam skaking would end up with someone getting kicked in the head
Musicsquid: The best was seeing RBF and Streetlight together so you got both ends of the spectrum in one show
OnyxOblivion: im here for the GAMEPLAY
lochnessseammonster:
i wish these guys would just play dead space and not talk...
Gascitygaming: @saucemaster5000 did you just write a crapshot?
graduatedsapphic: *starts to skank to gameplay footage*
LessIsMorii: Skank to "Going to the Store" music
Protein_Curry: Get this man some heeleys
SnackPak_: Operation Ivy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Reel Big Fish, for me
ButButTheJesus: that needs to be a jackbox tshirt "I wish to Skank"
Ferisar: cya
Ferisar: loool
Gascitygaming: Adam skanking on the spot on the bus
jetpixi: "...all teenagers are drunken dope addicts who are goat sniffers" is a line that never left my brain
GlennSeto: When you gotta go, you gotta go.
jetpixi: GLUE*
jetpixi: not goat wtf
LessIsMorii: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Yessss, Reel Big Fish!
Protein_Curry: Goat sniffers, the best at sniffing
elkae:
dammit
Spades_Slicc: @jetpixi sniff them goats bud
trainpants:
LessIsMorii: Reel Big Fish's covers of "Hungry Like the Wolf" and "Brown Eyed GIrl" slap
saucemaster5000: I told this story recently, but Reel Big Fish played a park concert in my town recently. It was all us olds trying to convince our kids that ska was cool.
jetpixi:
@Spades_Slicc
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 amazing
Gascitygaming: When i downloaded Du-haust It was in English......
GlennSeto: Imagine the Beatles doing that with Abbey Road and no matter what half wins, one person is gonna be disappointed.
Goombill: I left my headphones on while doing some chores, and I love the Adam and Ben music podcast, but the weird demon noises was an odd choice for background ambiance.
Mr_Horrible: Remember, Isaac: you're here forever
Papperslappen: This is how you turn into an NPC
kakmize: Was that the Goosebumps theme?
Mr_Horrible: it synced up *SO* well
ButButTheJesus: bork-bork-bork-bork-bork
Protein_Curry: Yes
GhostofJeffGoldblum: why is that theme song such an absolute banger
Mr_Horrible: it was uncanny
LessIsMorii: Goosebumps music, but a ska cover
graduatedsapphic: you best beware, you're in for a scare
BrindleBoar: how convenient
DarknessKingCoH: So who is all going to Minneapolis?
LessIsMorii: @kakmize Yup
DEATHlikescats: The barking part of the song was so good
saucemaster5000: that sounds awful! \
CataclysmicReverb: @saucemaster5000 good to know kids aren't gullible anymore
elkae: truuuuuuue
JonnyGlitched: It's a job
elkae: i would hate being famous
elkae: SO MUCH
Saintnex: Yuup
Ferisar: 1-3 hours of make-up
GhostofJeffGoldblum: those dogs are trained to within an inch of their lives
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they are not chill
Vonbane: like scooby doo?
JonnyGlitched: You are performer, which is basically the same thing
Spades_Slicc: Ben do you know how many animals were killed in the making of homeward bound?
Protein_Curry: The G floating over everything in the opening and making it cheesy creepy still makes me laugh
Tempest2097: Iunno I think I'd do okay with that level of structure but definitely not the like, invasive parts
lochnessseammonster:
i'd rather be a dog that doesn't have to work
BrindleBoar: Hollywood is a treat-free environment
LessIsMorii: Actresses getting the shittiest questions about their bodies in interviews for action movies
DarknessKingCoH: Life for dogs must be ruff
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: every scene is a nude scene
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I;d like to be one of my dogs.
saucemaster5000: love the story of Chris Hemsworth being on the 8th hour of giving interviews for thor. Interviewer walked in to see him, head in hands, then takes a deep breath and he's "on"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: They are spoiled and do nothing.
GlennSeto: I wonder if masking during the pandemic was a bit of a reprieve for some celebrities.
DudelidouX: Training all the time and no treats it's usually play rewards
mulligan2six: I don't think I have the body type for it
PhorrestGaze: "I don't think anything would be fun" -Adam
Mr_Dirty: be an actor tortise
JonnyGlitched: You want the trappings, not the work, or cost.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'd like to be Remy, I bet Ben treats Remy real well.
Mr_Horrible: "Pigs only do this when they're VERY upset! Delete this!"
Lysander_salamander: wow
itira: D:
StarWarsTHX1138: NO
StarWarsTHX1138:
azninsect: "but what about PIGS"
Saintnex: WAIT HOLD UP
Musicsquid: Look at this loser with hope for the world and a sparkle in his eye
Spades_Slicc: clipping that
GlennSeto: "People who love their dogs make me sick!"
DEATHlikescats: Always wrong
JonnyGlitched: I just want to be rich
Protein_Curry: So Bunnies are superior and here's why--
jetpixi: but what about cuttlefish?!
saucemaster5000: What the fuck do horses do again? Chew on fences and yiff or something?
ButButTheJesus: I had fun once, it was awful
Ferisar: magic pixel
Tempest2097: Goodbye
MAPBoardgames: nomnom
jetpixi: Dead Head
MWGNZ: i'll trade likes on social media for USD
LessIsMorii: Been a while since you died
OnyxOblivion: Too late Ben I've liked so many of your tweets
DEATHlikescats: Yup
JonnyGlitched: waffles are clearly superior
DEATHlikescats: Sealioning
Rustpile: Ben, I literally liked 3 of your tweets almost 5 minutes ago
Protein_Curry: @jetpixi these grateful dead fans are outta control
GlennSeto: Good thing that site is going down in flames.
saucemaster5000: Ben hates Waffles? I need to make a react video
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben I appreciate you.
kakmize: Let's cancel BEN!
ICitizenErasedI: i cant believe ben hates moustaches!
JonnyGlitched: who would make something that takes more work, if it were worse?
AMuseOfFirebane: deadi-o's
Fanklok: I have this protein pancake mix that makes awful pancakes but very good waffles
saucemaster5000: Solid Snake
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'll do legs with you in spirit bruv
azninsect:
id come to do leg day 
Saintnex:
Sorry Ben, you’re cancelled for the day
lemmel: Every day is leg day
Fanklok: I'm doing legs tomorrow too
lochnessseammonster:
does sewing all day count?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Depp fried Pancake wrapped waffles!
KWardJenx: This is fun. Dropping elbows on Ben.
Rustpile: Looks like mama bird ready to feed baby bird Ben
saucemaster5000: @lochnessseammonster yes
nyquister_: Leg day was yesterday so no from me
NotCainNorAbel: wake up at 6 or be there at 6?
JonnyGlitched: You ever been hurt by a laser pointer?
Ferisar: ben i got you
itira: Sorry dont have time
eric_christian_berg: How about crepes?
xantos69: I wouldn't get out of bed at 6:00 am if my house was on fire.
Ferisar: stick the beam on an item and carry it around like a laserbeam
Protein_Curry: Adam if youre waking up that early for leg day i am proud brother
Ferisar: it's easy
LessIsMorii: Ben hates Wheeler's moustache?
NotCainNorAbel: fuck two leg days
saucemaster5000: When's left pinky day, I'm all in like Flynn
JonnyGlitched: I only ever do left leg day
DaFhaye: I will join you but as in I will also do it from my own gym
Rustpile: Leg(s) day
jetpixi: i;m an evening workout person.
GlennSeto: So you walk funny between leg day 1 and leg day 2?
rosesmcgee: I think we know why Adam feels sick on leg day.
JonnyGlitched: I feel like I'm walking in circles
Gascitygaming: Can't believe Ben hates literally everything other than Adam's beard
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I am not wired to get up at 6 am.
shamblingkrenshar: You have far more willpower than I, Adam
MegaDosX: That is admirable, Adam
Austere_Squire: adam is way more hardcore than i
GhostofJeffGoldblum: When I had to get up at 7 to commute to work I was never not exhjausted.
nyquister_: Tuesday Friday leg day baybay
jetpixi: the cardio before the lifting
DaFhaye: I won't lie everytime you post gym stuff it inspires me to get my butt up to go as well
JonnyGlitched: Adam does everything funny, that's why he's a paid comedian
Gascitygaming: I like working out after work but before supper
jetpixi: oh i used to karaoke that cover
LessIsMorii: Alexa, play Goldfinger's "superman"
SnackPak_: fuckin Save Ferris
DarknessKingCoH: Do hwat to Ilene?
GlennSeto: It's a classic for a reason.
saucemaster5000: best karaoke song? Separate ways
BrindleBoar: skanking down the street but the soundtrack is speed metal
GhostofJeffGoldblum: turns out it's easier when you don't trap yourself in a 5x5 box of lasers
Ferisar: LOL
Boon_33:
GhostofJeffGoldblum:
Protein_Curry: She's a big zz top fan, wanted a pearl necklace
Dog_of_Myth:
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
SnackPak_: gottem
saucemaster5000:
GlennSeto: damn
Saintnex: Hahaha
Gascitygaming: Ben trying to play D&deadspace
Phailhammer: "Why are you booing; they're right!"
Mr_Horrible: truly we build our own prisons
LessIsMorii: Pew pew
Ferisar: here comes trouble
Ferisar: who let this guy in
mulligan2six: These damn liberals put me in a box of lasers!
saucemaster5000: these boys popped pringles tonight. The fun don't stop
GlennSeto: They might even be tastin the rainbow.
Tempest2097: You broke the Pinata, might as well grab the candy
jetpixi: we are never good
eric_christian_berg: Now sift through the chum.
Gascitygaming: they're just very prickly pinatas
thebluecosmonaut: truuue
Protein_Curry: Adam "gamer peer pressure" savidan
thebluecosmonaut: they just roll around
JonnyGlitched: tasty tho
GlennSeto: Yeah, they're here for the candy.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: good eatin tho
MAPBoardgames: This game is full of BABIES!
Nigouki: can't even hold their head up
BrindleBoar: ribs
LessIsMorii: I love babies! I just can't eat a whole one
saucemaster5000: FAVORITE onion article - "Science reveals, babies are stupid"
jetpixi: i do have to feign excitement. makes me feel like an asshole lol
Mr_Horrible: Johnathan Swift with the big brain out here
Ferisar: not on the googoogagaa grindset
NotCainNorAbel: they skip so many leg days
eric_christian_berg: First phase of childhood: Noisy luggage.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what you're saying is that babies need to be on that sigma grindset
Fanklok: Babies can't even do taxes, what's the point
Gascitygaming: Earn the mushed carrots baby!
Boon_33: why don't you just wait like twenty years and then just give me a summery of what happened/
Saintnex: Ben “I hate babies” gineering
lazermeow: Lift your head up? You're not doing anything.
thebluecosmonaut: who up googing they gaga
Papperslappen: Babies are just noobs that someone loves
Ferisar: busy doing volcanic diapers
crono3453: How'd they get my spaghetti video?!
jetpixi: @Papperslappen noobs that found a mentor
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 7 am, shit my pants
azninsect: 6am? generous
JonnyGlitched: Wake up 3AM, cry.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 8 am, shit my pants again
GlennSeto: moisturized and in my stroller
mulligan2six: Immediately shit myself and cry about it
thebluecosmonaut: sorry
thebluecosmonaut: i'll work on it
DEATHlikescats: Organic and full of protein
Protein_Curry: 10 am scream for no reason
thebluecosmonaut: yeah he turns into a normal baby
Fanklok: Explain Lady Gaga then
Gascitygaming: first one is solid actually
JonnyGlitched: Who here has seen Boss Baby?!?
EvilBadman: Whoa fuckin spoilers
Valbatross_: I would expect him to learn the meaning of friendship
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thebluecosmonaut: he gets debossified
JonnyGlitched: They lobotomise him?
MegaDosX: OK but why tho
GlennSeto: oh thank god
jetpixi: that's....mean
thebluecosmonaut: thank you based saucemaster
Blakemcm: ignorance is bliss
saucemaster5000: give blue some money for their project
APartofManny: that's baby genius i tthink
Blakemcm: id take it at this point
Going_Medium: Flowers for algernon remake?
emberBecky: but then how did they do Boss Baby 2..
Saintnex: WTF??
Ferisar: they lobotomize the boss baby?
thebluecosmonaut: @saucemaster5000 long term goal, itll be a few weeks
Protein_Curry:
@ferisar
Mr_Horrible: No Bosses means No Boss Babies, Ben. Union Forever
MegaDosX: Mans has a ninehead tho
DarknessKingCoH: All thanks to Big Boob
GlennSeto: eh, they made Men in Black 2.
LessIsMorii: I think there's a Boss Baby show
Valbatross_: They bring the boss baby out of retirement like it's men in black 2
Gascitygaming: ah yes, someone is in the D-cup of big boob
DEATHlikescats: LaBossified
Fanklok: And what about the Boss Baby television show?
thebluecosmonaut:
Boon_33:
obelisk shrine
Protein_Curry: That code lyoko forehead
EvilBadman: For Boss Baby 2 they shrunk Alec Baldwin and left him like that
Ferisar: he looks so funny
APartofManny: you're not missing anything
GlennSeto: I wanna see that movie for MODOK.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the MODOK/Frasier memes were really quite good
thebluecosmonaut: whys he got such a weird butt
thebluecosmonaut: code lyoko goes CRAZY
DEATHlikescats: 5head
APartofManny: *gasp*
SkylerRingtail: They made guillotines
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @MilkInBags respond
Saintnex: Wait it was French??
MegaDosX: Oh wow
Nigouki: the french made Arcane
LessIsMorii: Pain au chocolat
Gascitygaming: What about Quebe..... yeah ok....
thebluecosmonaut: that and totally spies
ButButTheJesus: Bugatti?
DarknessKingCoH: Daft Punk
Blakemcm: bread
underhill33: code lyoko is a trip
neisan2112: Code Lyoko
SnackPak_: they're pretty good at bread
Spades_Slicc: Adam's right, Code Lyoko sucks
Mr_Horrible: their bread's okay
Saintnex: eating the rich
jetpixi: heck yeah they are
JonnyGlitched: They killed nobles
Protein_Curry: Brie cheese
Valbatross_: Code lyoko is a show I only ever watched in my grandparents' gazebo
DEATHlikescats: Wakeful
Ferisar: they were efficient
APartofManny: it brings us comedy now
GhostValv: eat the rich
MWGNZ: french are good at unions
ButButTheJesus: (arguably italian tho)
saucemaster5000: the French made "hon hon hon"
SeaDiegoFC: Code Lyoko was goated
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Lupin
mulligan2six: They made revolutions
Asolya: the révolution
jetpixi: they make good protest
Spades_Slicc: to be clear, I love code lyoko
GlennSeto: They keep the rich nervous.
Going_Medium: Little Prince?
Ferisar: fries
ThirdGames: Fries
Tempest2097: It was the method of execution until 1975!
LessIsMorii: Last Crapshot was great
Gascitygaming: Toast crunch
MAPBoardgames: Daft Punk
Tempest2097: Croissant!
Boon_33: wakfu?
jetpixi: cWassahnts
shendaras: Fries
Mr_Horrible: a fried ham and cheese is their national sandwich
Ferisar: LOL
Protein_Curry: Brie
Mr_Horrible: and it has a wife!
Spades_Slicc: The Guillotine
JonnyGlitched: laziness
SnackPak_: we're helping
Ferisar: collabue
Tempest2097: Brie IS very good
Asolya: crêpe
ButButTheJesus: Bugatti? (arguably italian tho)
Gascitygaming: Surrendering
MegaDosX: Adam is the machine? I'd believe it
Going_Medium: I'm a fan of their kissing
MegaDosX: Does that mean he marches to the gym?
Saintnex: Croque Madame
MAPBoardgames: The boardgame Mysterium
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible yeah but I don't get in trouble when I eat her
LessIsMorii: @Gascitygaming I choked laughing
GlennSeto: No, Alison.
Tempest2097: Vouvray wine!
Gascitygaming: @LessIsMorii my mission is done
DarknessKingCoH: I hear Daft Punk is pretty popular.
hieroglyphica: Look, mussels in butter is pretty damn French and it's the only way I crave them mussel meats
Gascitygaming: spontaneous cement walls
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh fuck that rules
Protein_Curry: Get dunked on
DEATHlikescats: Smart
MegaDosX: The French do protests and revolutions like nobody else
hieroglyphica: Yeah I saw a video of that and it looked really tasty tbh
Saintnex: Oh hell yea, that’s brilliant
JonnyGlitched: They're better at change than any other country
jetpixi: royale with cheese
saucemaster5000: @hieroglyphica yooooo, I live near a clam and mussel farm, this shit is goated
Ferisar: god please not france or canada
elkae: ben la tabarnac
EvilBadman: These Belgians though...
DEATHlikescats: Tabernac is v funny
elkae: calisse....
Saintnex: I mean they invented poutine
Gascitygaming: ooo church swears!
Tempest2097: Protest Grill is peak vibes
HasturTheYellow: The French may be any Englishman's blood enemy, but you gotta respect your enemies
LessIsMorii: Wanna rewatch Bon Cop Bad Cop now
elkae: Milk get back in here they're shitting on us again
saucemaster5000: They invented France too, so all this is a wash
Ferisar: oh so you're a frankophile then huh
DaFhaye: That awkward moment when your there for the free food rather than the protest
MegaDosX:
Ben making sure we know Adam doesn't represent him 
DEATHlikescats: Le boat
JonnyGlitched: Benwa balls?
Tempest2097: Champagne! Fuck, can't forget Champagne
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: as an american I must admit that the french are somewhat responsible for us
ThirdGames: "French for boat, you know... el boato."
Tempest2097: And Cognac.
Gascitygaming: one of the best french words 'Pamplemouse"
jetpixi:
@elkae oh no
MAPBoardgames: Looks like a secret there
HasturTheYellow: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa Somewhat? Not almost entirely?
Fanklok: Oh you like french things? Name 5 French provinces
MAPBoardgames: The wall has hands and faces
LessIsMorii: I do not care for French spelling
JonnyGlitched: code?
saucemaster5000: y'all got cancelled last year we just didn't tell you
Austere_Squire: when you guys get cancelled, ben gets excluded from the french part
elkae: You beauzeaux stop it right now
saucemaster5000: streaming to no one
mulligan2six: Once you get cancelled you don't have to stream anymore
Mr_Horrible: "Victoria BC man cancelled for finding sticks 'wholly believable'."
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa:
@ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa I'm just giving them an out in case they want to distance themselves at this point
JonnyGlitched: -- . -- .. --- ..
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible holy shit that's a guillotine level crime
GlennSeto: I just went to the kitchen and the game just made it sound like Isaac is having a difficult number 2.
graduatedsapphic: it looks like it alternates hands
MegaDosX: *burp*
graduatedsapphic: in places
jetpixi: gotta find the right spot and movements. takes practice.
DEATHlikescats: @glennseto having had one recently can agree
GlennSeto: @DEATHlikescats F
saucemaster5000: taco bell noises
Gascitygaming: The french gave us Russel Crowe singing.... however you wanna feel about that....
MegaDosX: It could be a positioning thing
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Valbatross_: Is 8 a room number?
Ferisar: nah code is different
Dog_of_Myth: ooooooo
DEATHlikescats:
@glennseto my bad! 
Gascitygaming: oooooooooo
EvilBadman: When you do the three sings you so a combo, try that combo with the two swings?
Tempest2097: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
CataclysmicReverb: It's just art, not part of a puzzle
Protein_Curry: Sounds like jagos theme
jetpixi: it's a dirge now
eric_christian_berg: Cthulhu ftagn!
saucemaster5000: Turns out his pants are not square
MAPBoardgames: The code from way back was different and it told you there
LessIsMorii: The Songebob movie has Keanu Reeves
DarknessKingCoH: ooooooo I'm not the one who's so far away
ratstronomer: A birthday party!
Ferisar: is there a missis marker
Gascitygaming: ooooooooooo For the longest time!
Boon_33: the real obelisk should be more than twice that size!
thebluecosmonaut: i'd take a biscuit
jetpixi: lobster bisque is a must
HasturTheYellow: Bisque is just creamy soup
saucemaster5000: gonna die on the hill best Keanu Reeves performance is in "Always be my Maybe"
BrindleBoar: dude you're getting an infidel
hesterbyrde: Lobster or crab bisque is fire
thebluecosmonaut: mmm
Ferisar: let's do it
Dog_of_Myth: Heck yeah
Tempest2097: Garlic bread is good shit
MegaDosX: Ooooh
saucemaster5000: I'll just make some
Protein_Curry: 4 cans of extra thin lobster bisque
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I had garlic bread over the weekend
rosesmcgee: Are garlic knots ok?
Ferisar: where we going
saucemaster5000: I have a kitchen
lochnessseammonster:
Rustpile: Imma go hug some garlic bread
Gascitygaming: can we do red lobster biscuits?
Seth_Erickson:
I can't I've maxed my calories for the day
Saintnex: Mmmm Garlic bread
CataclysmicReverb: more like gar-yuck-bread
saucemaster5000: I accept these terms.
graduatedsapphic: pleas no
jetpixi: Wondrous
BrindleBoar: you fool
itira: make enough for the whole class!
DEATHlikescats: Look under your chairs! You’re getting an infidel! And YOURE getting an infidel!
elkae: damn the craving for garlic bread turned Adam mean
GlennSeto: Shit, any rocket but that one.
saucemaster5000: Now, first step, put peanut butter on it
Fanklok: Adam has the palette of a toddler
DarknessKingCoH:
Sorry I'm low carb right now 
MegaDosX: @saucemaster5000 Smooth or chunky?
Gascitygaming: smooth peanut butter
Tempest2097: Martian Regolith is actually HIGHLY contaminated with perchlorates, so much so that if you took some to earth and threw it outside, it would need an environmental agency to clean it up.
itomeshi: Peanut butter on the farlic bread or on the rocket?
lazermeow: I'll make garlic bread so good, it'll make you wanna slap yo momma.
jetpixi: me
saucemaster5000: @lazermeow yes
jetpixi: oh
MegaDosX: Oh my god
ButButTheJesus: now break it down and breathe
DEATHlikescats: Crunchy peanut butter garlic bread could rock
Protein_Curry: Peanut butter jelly with a baseball bat
MegaDosX: That doesn't surprise me tbh
itira: peepee poopoo
Boon_33: butt located
BrindleBoar: #3
jetpixi: is it a Green Day song?
MegaDosX: But my god you're bringing back all the old references this stream
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's a cloaca, so it's both.
Gascitygaming: who knows what it has, could be a 7
Mr_Horrible: the tentacle is regretting that 5th tequila shot
Rustpile: Garlic Bread take: Cheese or no?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: kind of a pee/poo slurry, like a bird
Ferisar: if you peepee you poopoo
Rhynerd: Yes to cheese
Ferisar: *duke voice*
Tempest2097: Optional, but sometimes nice
jetpixi: cheese please
saucemaster5000: bit of parmesan rules
GlennSeto: James Turner of "Carrot Milk" fame? Impossible.
Cpt_P: parmesan absolutely
Protein_Curry: Porque no los dos?
MegaDosX: It's possible to put too much cheese on
josh___something: yes cheese
LessIsMorii: Too rich for me now
DarknessKingCoH: Italian Dunkers anyone?
jetpixi: tomatoes
MegaDosX: If it's the right amount then I'm in
Dog_of_Myth: marinara sauce for me please
saucemaster5000: Cuke hater? Sounds like Samsung propaganda
Mr_Horrible: I'm medium on cukes, but cuke *water*? A+
jetpixi: careful
itira: cucumber is one of the best veggies!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben squeezing a maki roll like a gogurt to get the cucumbers out
NotCainNorAbel: black beans are borning, I don't hate them but they are borning.
eric_christian_berg: Kale and rapini. Can't deal.
LessIsMorii: Dunkaroos, but savoury?
Gascitygaming: even the things i don't like, like broccoli, i have had preparations of that i enjoy
hieroglyphica: What about zucchini? Is the difference that zucchini is normally cooked? No pressure to answer
thebluecosmonaut: toasted ravioli.......
hieroglyphica: I just love zucchini tbh
Mr_Horrible: a dunkeroo but charcuterie?
BrindleBoar: Savoroos?
jetpixi: Deep fried ravioli
Lithobraker: What about bittermelon?
Ferisar: LOL
thebluecosmonaut: jetpixi u get it
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LessIsMorii: BEN
Valbatross_: Oh that songs from pizza tower right
ButButTheJesus: ben what
elkae: ummm
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben what are you doing to these pizzas
MegaDosX: Ben what.
ratstronomer: Ben
jetpixi: @thebluecosmonaut hell yeah
Saintnex: NOEP
GhostValv:
saucemaster5000: the fuck?
Rhynerd: oh, ben heard that parody too
elkae: nani?
jetpixi: puff?
josh___something: Link the video!
jetpixi: oh
MegaDosX: No.
Valbatross_: Yup
itomeshi: Is Ben having a stroke?
ButButTheJesus: hwat?
Mr_Horrible: you're hallucinating, Ben
neisan2112: I know exactly what Ben's talking about
ghizmou: p diddy?
thebluecosmonaut: oh ditty
Rhynerd: That makes 2 people who@heard the parody
LessIsMorii: Ditly
lochnessseammonster:
SnackPak_:
MegaDosX: What the hell.
ratstronomer: Ben your delivery is killing me
LessIsMorii: Ben, you are a gift to this world
eric_christian_berg: Art!
Valbatross_: Ben you really did it justice
GlennSeto: damn, I remember
saucemaster5000: it's 8, you can stop this
Austere_Squire: the internet was a mistake
ButButTheJesus: where can I watch this
Ferisar: pre-diddy
elkae: why was that so artistically sung Ben wtf
DEATHlikescats: It’s so of the times. Very Foamy the Squirrel times
Ferisar: nvm that sounds bad
neisan2112: That its def the best one of those
elkae: Such Art
ButButTheJesus: goodnight!@
Rhynerd: Isn’t that song originally for a spider-man game’s pizza minigame?
Austere_Squire: oh, bye
GhostofJeffGoldblum: just turn the stream off and leave
jetpixi: that quick goodbye. too familiar lol
elkae: aw that went by so fast
Austere_Squire: Realmbreaker?!
Boon_33:
the Obelisk!
LessIsMorii:
Thanks y'all, haven't laughed this much in a while
Austere_Squire: the phyrexians are here!
StarWarsTHX1138: YARGALE YARHARGLE
elkae: ok
Gascitygaming: that maths out
Tempest2097: I can't afford that Adam.
Valbatross_: Adam you're my local LRR representative
jetpixi: accepted
NotCainNorAbel:
500
MegaDosX: Nah.
saucemaster5000: eh, 3 hours is good
betweenmyself: Just finished running the group through the end of a dnd module, got back in time for the sign off
Valbatross_: You're the only one who's been to culver's
Tempest2097: The giant pile of gold that's supposed to come through for selling my soul is in the mail
Saintnex: Wait you ARE our local LRR reps
Blakemcm: doki doki
DarknessKingCoH: Who is going to Minneapolis?
Juliamon: My mom still doesn't know what Dunkaroos are because she never would buy us that kind of snack, but she still walked through that aisle at the supermarket and somehow picked up on "Mootown Snackers" as being the generic Handi-Snacks/Dunkaroos analog, so she STILL refers to dipping snacks as Mootown Snackers
Blakemcm: yea it only like 30 min
josh___something: About that long, yeh
MegaDosX: Adam gym stream?
mulligan2six: Games for babies?
Earthenone: the magic players and beej
saucemaster5000:
@Juliamon
shamblingkrenshar: D: You matter a lot Adam!
jetpixi: ah..the FOMO
LessIsMorii: Adam with Serge for Let's Nope?
crono3453: Bringing some commander and Dandan up to Minneapolis. Looking forward to some ridiculous games of fish
GhostofJeffGoldblum: noted magic player Beej
josh___something: Beej plays magic?
Lithobraker: Story time stream?
Austere_Squire: level 5 super judge, beej!?
NotCainNorAbel: The Level 5 Judge!
jetpixi: please what @LessIsMorii
betweenmyself: The boof!
rosesmcgee: Beej is level 5 super judging
Earthenone:
beej reprising his role as booth babe
Mr_Horrible: my home region better fill y'all with Hot Dish
shamblingkrenshar: Level 5 Super Judge! Beejmander!
saucemaster5000: Make beej do a magic show
DarknessKingCoH: I have a couple cards I'm looking to have a friend of mine have you sign! If possible.
saucemaster5000: like a magician
Protein_Curry: @lessismorii yeahh! Itd be so fun with serge
MegaDosX: Beej on EDSC when?
Darleysam: case closed, folks
MAPBoardgames subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
MAPBoardgames: 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 ate knives and didn't die.
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MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
LessIsMorii:
Serge subs in for Ben
Earthenone: sometimes its nice to be asked!
Fanklok: Is Beej trying to neg you into making him play?
SeaDiegoFC: Beejlander event
Saintnex: Woooow
OnyxOblivion:
beej wants to give the other players a chance
Mr_Horrible: youmstdve
ButButTheJesus: we'm!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yoom'st'd've
ratstronomer: Youm
Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !store
jetpixi: i have that shirt
SquareDotCube: You saw what Beej did to Serge one game.
elkae: i own that shirt!
Spades_Slicc: I can buy the exact shirt adam is wearing rn?
lochnessseammonster:
i'm wearing it right now
captain_wulf: as a 6'9" guy... PREACH ON
Protein_Curry: I got that shirt! With the mk VI merch order I did
mirshebs: its one of my fave shirts
betweenmyself:
As long as Adam doesn’t wash it before it’s shipped…
Protein_Curry: Night!
jetpixi: 6...9?!
neisan2112: BYYYY YT
Earthenone: !schedule
captain_wulf: @jetpixi INDEED
captain_wulf: oh sorry for caps there
DarknessKingCoH: Let's a go
elkae: professionals!
jetpixi: got damn @captain_wulf
thebluecosmonaut: troglodytes well and true
GhostValv: D:
SnackPak_:
saucemaster5000: it's true I've seen the DNA
josh___something: XD
DaFhaye: Yeah your not wrong
elkae:
Mr_Horrible: wait, what if I watch both?
ButButTheJesus: I watch both...
neisan2112: Hell yeah
MAPBoardgames: Ook?
lochnessseammonster:
DaFhaye: I know I am
Austere_Squire: wait, i watch your magic stuff on youtube
Gascitygaming: yeah you know where you garlic bread is cheesed
LessIsMorii: D:
NotCainNorAbel: there is no god here
neisan2112: What if I do both?
elkae:
us????
GhostofJeffGoldblum: lots of sea cucumbers on the youtube
DEATHlikescats: Ah yes, we fungal cultures
Fanklok: I hope Heather is that in
Saintnex: I mean… I watch both?
Faulpyr: Midnight Suns is great
neisan2112: What I've seen is pretty sweet
thebluecosmonaut: mmm donut
jetpixi: i do love garbage
Mr_Horrible: good ol' Kenneth Kona
betweenmyself: What of those who watch the VoD on Twitch? Not live but get to watch the afters.
Protein_Curry: Twitch when I can catch it, YT for background when I do chores
MAPBoardgames: Do you remember when you could buy a donut for less than a dollar?
DarknessKingCoH: Punkin Pi!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: KKona Brother
josh___something: I love/hate gun nut adam
jetpixi: are the headphones falling apart?
thebluecosmonaut: ZOID POG
elkae: @jetpixi no, much like me, they just look that way
Earthenone: Gundam Furries
Juliamon: jetpixi They were, Ian repaired them
DEATHlikescats: @josh___something he’s just TOO good at it
jetpixi:
oh nooooo @elkae
Gascitygaming: @jetpixi they quit a while ago and Ian fixed them on ttsf
niccus: not to be mistaken for the horse gundam
thebluecosmonaut: 😳
Juliamon: Now they just LOOK like they're falling apart
jetpixi:
@Juliamon good call back
Protein_Curry:
@earthenone
OnyxOblivion: fur not included
jetpixi: or actual thing cuz i can read
betweenmyself:
Zoidz have little rubber joints that are fun to chew on when you’re three years old
Nigouki: god, even Zoids is 40 years old at this point
Austere_Squire: whoooo
MegaDosX: This is going to be interesting
saucemaster5000: so... Alaskan Highlander?
Austere_Squire: i believe in you
lochnessseammonster: oooo
Rustpile: The battle by proxy has returned!
Juliamon: (also it turned out he didn't even need to expose those wires)
MegaDosX: Eggs
MegaDosX: I bet
shendaras: Ruin your evening, maybe?
LessIsMorii: Workshop Weenies (to the tune of Jukebox Hero)
MegaDosX: !card kroxa and kunoros
LRRbot: Kroxa and Kunoros [3RWB] | Legendary Creature — Elder Giant Dog [6/6] | Vigilance, menace, lifelink / Whenever Kroxa and Kunoros enters the battlefield or attacks, you may exile five cards from your graveyard. When you do, return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.
MegaDosX: Shocking.
HadesLeprechaun: Re:animator has Jeffry Combs, it's great
emberBecky: ooo
neisan2112: Oh yeah! Can't wait!
MAPBoardgames: IS something going to happen this time?
jetpixi: oh darn. imma be watching Return of the Jedi in theatres during the LIVE
lochnessseammonster: didn't get away far enough
Earthenone: nicely aged prerecords
OnyxOblivion: sundays rule, great combo
Lockraemono subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 39 months!
Lockraemono: bye stream
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, Lockraemono! (Today's storm count: 66)
betweenmyself: Month-old Live! nomnomnom
Protein_Curry: I work saturday night augh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ga-ren
Gascitygaming: 14.5
niccus: they need your coaching skills
Mr_Horrible: I ain't reading all that
Mr_Horrible: sorry that happened
Mr_Horrible: or congrats
OnyxOblivion: pet help fight, pet heal me, good pet
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
KWardJenx: Nice
Earthenone: i played leauge way back when, i always liked the charicters with their own minigame built in mechanics like gangplank and scion
Lockraemono: ok
jetpixi:
elkae:
KWardJenx: Thanks for the stream.
ButButTheJesus:
Lockraemono: plz
Dog_of_Myth:
Gascitygaming: thank you for this, the French
jetpixi: oh no! i missed cadbury egg season!
jetpixi: thanks!
OnyxOblivion: bye
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
LessIsMorii: Love those goofs
Phailhammer:
cya
GhostofJeffGoldblum: lmao
Mr_Horrible:
thanks for streamin', Lads
icedsly:
elkae: byeeeee
NotCainNorAbel:
emberBecky: 'night guys, take care o/
ButButTheJesus: @jetpixi oh no me too!
JuniorRoll: lol
jetpixi: oh they're dyin
GlennSeto: today's stream was ... something
ButButTheJesus: OURGH
elkae:
josh___something: RIP Ben and adam
OnyxOblivion: they died, no stream next week
Earthenone: do we have a roundabout button to use here?
josh___something: We'll miss them
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
jetpixi: @ButButTheJesus so sad for us. maybe they still have some somewhere. my personal easter hunt.
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Saintnex: Wow, those were… great. Noises
GlennSeto: Good night chat!
ButButTheJesus: @jetpixi I added some to a grocery order but they were out and I never thought about them again
Juliamon: I still saw places with Easter candy last week, stock might just be low enough that it can't be ordered and you have to go in person
laundreydhull:
Chat, what if this is just breathing the mic in?
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