Electrodyne: I like donuts
Electrodyne: I have a bag of powdered mini donuts in the closet, but I'm not eating them today
Juliamon: I have some apple fritters from the supermarket bakery (which is notably higher quality than any other supermarket bakery, and indeed most regular bakeries around here), but they aren't donut-shaped so I don't know if they count
Earthenone: i have peach rings, no dough is involved but the shape is correct
Juliamon: And none of have any dollars
Earthenone: i have a milion dolLRRs at least
SquareDotCube: I wonder what has more value: the DolLRR or the Zimbabwe Dollar.
Juliamon: Worth twice as much as the paper they're printed on!
Juliamon: Or any multiple, I guess
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: spoilers!
ihlendrax: -gasps-
Juliamon: I could spoil a LRRcord thing... but I shan't
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Dollars to Donuts) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
Manae:

korvys: !quote Adam
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Manae: @ihlendrax Oh great, now the Pinkertons are coming
ihlendrax: -gasps…again-
Juliamon: Manae Nah. Spoilers are fine, it's leaks that are a problem
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djalternative: Dollars 2: Donuts
DoodlestheGreat: I like donuts.
kusinohki: meows
saucemaster5000: meows back
kusinohki: I _think_ I've played this. I'll know better once I see the cards...
yoshiminun: Heloooo Stream XD
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Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
saucemaster5000:
Why did I not buy donuts for tonight 
kusinohki: mmmm, forbidden donut....
RassilonDND: dollars to donuts sounds like the intro to a bad 80s **** film
Earthenone: @saucemaster5000 sounds like you at least brought dollars then
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DeM0nFiRe:

saucemaster5000: yeah but they don't have enough sprinkles @Earthenone
RassilonDND: Its time to put some holes into donuts, and im all out of dollas
TimIAm: What sorta game is this?
kusinohki: I'll have some chocolate frosted dollars please
HbombAndFriends: Why does nobody have a donut emote?
airylan: Any LRR music plays. Me: "I should rewatch Road Quest"
saucemaster5000: real hole in the emote pastry there
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RassilonDND:
All I have is the forbidden donut 
HbombAndFriends:
I just found that, too.
Earthenone:
could be doughnut holes?
Juliamon: That was my dinner!
JadedCynic:

saucemaster5000: hawaiian pizza?
LizErin: I love a good AFK
yoshiminun: Classic Intro XD
RassilonDND: Have we stumbled across a twitch conspiracy? the lack of Donut emotes?
IbunWest: Boooo
TheWriterAleph: mmmm... dooo nuuuut
Mischievous_Catgeist: now i want donuts And Dollars
TheMerricat: God damn it now I'm really want Krispy Kreme.....
shadowmaster132: An AFK? Localised entirely while I'm wfh? Good to see it
korvys: !quote Wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #8513: "I like to keep a creamy rug." —Wheeler [2023-04-16]
SymphonicLolita: hi paul
v_nome: Pastry chef?
adambomb625: That is a great TShirt Wheeler
Earthenone: host of the famous "paul eats a delicious pastry" show
djalternative: wait. does that mean Paul made donuts for tonight?
TheWriterAleph: aw i thought you were gonna say "become donuts"
RaklarLS: dough to dough
jwholla: wait i want a donut
hivefleetdarknell: Perfect stream to workout with.
WhirlwindAbyss: So everyone gets donuts for the stream?
Pteraspidomorphi: If there isn't enough supply to meet demand...
Simonark: Do you want to fritter away your life saving?
saucemaster5000: I'd rather have a donut, it's true
JadedCynic: oh yeah, like several special $10 bills were minted - commemorative
Earthenone: !patreon
SymphonicLolita: damn I should've bought donuts on my way home
WhirlwindAbyss: Donut over Dollar for sure
JadedCynic: they were 'portrait' style
Earthenone: !store
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Evochron13: 112. is that enough for a donut?
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TokenMickus: Donut holes? Umarvelous, umarvelous
Haroldholmes25: donut inflation has been insane
DoodlestheGreat: If we as a group didn't pay for it, P.M. Avers probably bought it. :tf:
Earthenone: doughsona?
saucemaster5000: screw maple bars
laikagoat: old fashioned or sour cream
IbunWest: Furdoughna
Mischievous_Catgeist: lemon filled
DeM0nFiRe: @Earthenone Persoughnut?
Simonark: I’m one of life’s crullers.
wolfric23: vodo dougnut
CastleOtranto: Hey, I was gonna say apple fritter!
hivefleetdarknell: Share video of drinking with a pen!
SymphonicLolita: powdered with strawberry filling
yoshiminun: my favourite is boston cream or cookies and cream
FITorion: West Coast Old Fashioned glazed.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Ich bin ein Berliner
JadedCynic: Walnut Crunch, great but discontinued
MurphEP:

RassilonDND: Im the raw maple donut because my skin cant handle the hot oil
UnkeptFlea: cruller by trade, jelly filled by preference
kusinohki: I'm the stale donut everyone avoided until it was the only thing left...
Juliamon: Nah, jelly is too divisive
WhirlwindAbyss: facts
saucemaster5000: there's one way to find out
DoodlestheGreat: Chocolate chip-filled chocolate bar.
IbunWest: I am antt filled donut
Evochron13: creme brulle
TheWriterAleph:

Juliamon: EVERYONE loves Paul
Melfina__:

RealGamerCow: Paul is an old fashioned
Haroldholmes25: false apple fritters are goated
RvLeshrac: This was a solid game.
RassilonDND: suddenly the paul clones started eating each other
Haroldholmes25:

saucemaster5000: I'm not a jelly fan
IbunWest: Filled donuts are gross.
laikagoat: huh?
korvys: Could do a chat poll - see if chat likes jelly filled
SymphonicLolita: LOVE the jellies
Sibwow: paul is a jelly donut because hes great around hannukah
yoshiminun: i had really good nutella doughnuts recently
JadedCynic: I don't DISLIKE jelly donuts, but they're not my fave
BrowneePoints: Jelly donuts make me gag cuz of texture
Mischievous_Catgeist: so ben doesnt enjoy paul -le gasp-
Kramburger: Okay it's JAM, not Jelly, first of all...
mitomanox: I like Canadian bacon, bearded or not.
RvLeshrac: The best donut isn't even a donut, it is a cruller. Specifically, Dunkin Donuts crullers, because Krispy Kreme makes a terrible cake donut and calls it a cruller.
RassilonDND: oh, this is a poll I can get behind
LordZarano: Jam doughnuts are the default type in the UK
DoodlestheGreat: They do? I never thought of Canada as being afficianados of any general type of donut.
JadedCynic:
ahhh, crullers 
MichaelSnowbird: hahahahaha
Daisyg1313: I was gonna say you don’t put jelly in a donut. You put JAM in a doughnut.
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger tell me the difference, let's see the research
bytecaster: Welcome to LRRs annual Donut hot take stream!
Pywodwagon: "jelly donuts aren't divisive", Ben says moments before this conversation
TheMerricat: Pure glazed donuts from Krispy Kreme are best, while fresh and hot.
Diabore: double choco
Simonark: Welcome to “Bearded Men Resent Desserts Theatre”
Pteraspidomorphi: Chocolate covered
NarishmaReborn: Gnaw yer grate!
RealGamerCow: I am a maple cream donut
LoadingReadyRun:
how's the music volume?
RvLeshrac: A cutthroat game of donut competition.
ArcLightningCanuck: cinnamon for Paul
RassilonDND: theres music?
Juliamon: Paul is a fresh-from the-line glazed Krispy Kreme
BrowneePoints: Yea fresh hot Krispy Kremes if you have a store
FITorion: there's music?
Mischievous_Catgeist: dont hear any music so very low
TheMerricat: @loadingreadyrun it is a bit quiet but it's fine imo
Kramburger: OI
Pal_Friendpatine: Music a little too low. Ben is strong tonight
JadedCynic: 'hoity-toity'?
Haroldholmes25: there's a lil bit of gentle music
Kramburger: G'day
RassilonDND: I didn't even know music was playing imo
BloodnBullets: finally some accesability
yoshiminun: krispy Kremes are great
kusinohki: ok, this is not the game I was thinking of...
Kramburger: Turning them alchemy-like into wisdom
RassilonDND: Voodoo donuts are great, but Krispy Kremes are heavenly (in the first hour)
DoodlestheGreat: "SPECIALS." For those of you who eat donuts while playing Fallout.
SymphonicLolita: oh so it's donut dominos?
Juliamon: Now, which LRR member is the novelty oversized honey glaze carnival donut?
Simonark: When can we look forward to the “mysteriously popular mediocre coffee” expansion to this game?
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon wiggins
KeytarCat: Work cancelled, so I get to be here! Boo because I like teaching, but yay because I get to watch AFK live!
Earthenone: Beej is a Jelly Doughnut (acording to 4kids)
duckace11: @Earthenone 10/10 joke
Shadowsoflife: ^
RassilonDND: Would Ian be a Cronut?
Juliamon: Ian's a mochinut
mitomanox: dominought
kusinohki: whoever has the most donuts wins.... checks out
Mischievous_Catgeist: heather is earl grey donut and kathleen a devils food
NarishmaReborn: blue for maximum dye clothes-staining
SymphonicLolita: blue bombers worth the most? unrealistic
Simonark: Paul is a beignet. The purist’s favorite, if that purist is in New Orleans. Paul’s hugely popular in New Orleans I assume.
DarkMorford: I could see Ian being a bonut
BrowneePoints: Paul is a Cake Donut, slightly crispy. Also fluffy
SymphonicLolita: da bits da bits
BrowneePoints: Ian is a Cronut
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korvys: Does a half-donut and a blank spot (on a card, not an empty spot) count as a mismatch?
Daisyg1313: Legally differentiated timbits!?
saucemaster5000: oh no they all want jobs and housing
SymphonicLolita: correct
midnightcurryjazz: hipsters again?
NarishmaReborn: d) all of the above
midnightcurryjazz: Weren't the y buying property like last week
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mitomanox: we're all gay
BrowneePoints: The first one is just Willie from Drawfee
TheMandrew: if there's one thing i know about hipsters, it's that they're gay and love donuts
mitomanox: thank god we're all gay
JadedCynic: *scrutinizes* oh yeah, E) all of the above
kusinohki: I'm seeing beej, ian, I forget her name, and paul...
kusinohki: roxxy??
Juliamon: Voxy?
azninsect: oooh donuts
kusinohki: voxy sounds right
BrowneePoints: I see Willie from drawfee, Babish, Voxy, and Thurop Van Orman
saucemaster5000: anyone else hear smooch over?
BrowneePoints: Except Thurop is bald...
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Molladia: Donuts?
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Juliamon: voice in the back of my brain won't shut up so: Ian is the 4kids "jelly donut" and Beej is yesterday's donuts that were all bagged and tossed in the dumpster but they're still perfectly fine donuts why would you throw them out
korvys: Do blank spaces (on specials) count as empty?
SymphonicLolita: yesssss
BrowneePoints: Yea Ian would be an Onigiri
SnackPak_:

CaptainSpam: The SURPRISE!
azninsect:

LadyAiluros:
Timbits 
midnightcurryjazz: I want timbits
Molladia: James will run out and get more right?
laikagoat:

JadedCynic:
oh YES! 
midnightcurryjazz: timmy bitty momma
saucemaster5000: Ben didn't bring enough for the whole class, make him sit in the corner and think on his sins!
YeetTheRich_: donut shots
RassilonDND: Here's hoping the reward isnt the bill for the tin bits
UnkeptFlea: ah so a tax for playing a single tile. a donut toll of sorts
Daisyg1313: @saucemaster5000 don’t when I buy them for my staff I have to buy 10 boxes 😂😂
Molladia: What is Matt drinking?
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saucemaster5000: donut juice
Heckhoundbolt: how far are we into the game
DarkMorford: Yes?
SymphonicLolita: just started
azninsect: time for donuts!
korvys: Does a half-donut and a blank spot (on a special card, not an empty spot) count as a mismatch?
theamc2000: I want donut
KeytarCat: Half a jelly donut is just jelly in a bread bowl
theamc2000: Oh you all have different plates
saucemaster5000: oh long john? Oh Don Piano?
SymphonicLolita: @saucemaster5000 whyyy I eyes ya
midnightcurryjazz: paul just lost his timbits
RassilonDND: Does anyone know what the donut holes at the top of the board means?
Akaiatana: If you're the donut banker, make sure you're not in the hole
v_nome: Cronut?
JadedCynic: Cut?
kusinohki: what determines the starting layout? the 4 single tiles
BloodnBullets: circuit
RealGamerCow: croissant?
JadedCynic: Constant?
YeetTheRich_: crumpets
GhostValv: salud
Gekyouryuu: quaso
DarkMorford: QUASO?
azninsect: quah son
korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Paul - I appreciate the single player camera moving to a different location for each player.
Molladia: Queso
JadedCynic:
Wait - I know: it's "CHAT"! 
Haroldholmes25: shots shots shots
KeytarCat: @GhostValv There's a place round here called that and I couldn't tell if it was a hipster place misspelling "salad"
LoadingReadyRun:
I want a donut shop that sells 6 assorted half donuts
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DAC169:
I miss donuts 
DarkMorford:
Any other KFP here for "quaso"? 
theamc2000: Chocolate
Akaiatana: Donut Wolf!
SquareDotCube: Bobson Dognutt
korvys: Big Nelly's Big Jelly's
saucemaster5000: Donussy
Mischievous_Catgeist: Cream filled
Simonark: 3 Dog Nuts, or “Ulmer Told Us Not To Come”
azninsect: wait, we dont?
SquareDotCube: Dough Hole
Alex_Frostfire: Never listen to Twitch chat.
SnackPak_:

Heckhoundbolt: because that was better
CaptainSpam: Wait, crap, we don't own them? This changes everything! Everybody scatter, we didn't plan on this!
JadedCynic:
you GO, Matt 
SquareDotCube: or d'Hole
YawnLance: You never want the nuts to be hard
Kramburger: I think Tom Hardnuts goes into you
theamc2000: For donuts and and hardnuts
TheWriterAleph: Soul Rings
GhostValv:

Simonark: Pick any hockey player who didn’t die in an unexplained police chase!
azninsect:
omg NELLY 
YeetTheRich_: big nelly's is the only one i would actually buy a donut from tbh ...
saucemaster5000: I'll shop at Tom Hardnut, but not for pastries
SymphonicLolita:

JadedCynic: @Simonark do you have any idea how much that limits my choices?!?
JadedCynic:

DaxStrife: The boys seem sillier than usual tonight; are those TimBits spiked?
YeetTheRich_: they are not used to that amount of sugar
YeetTheRich_: they are zooming
korvys: Does that half-chocolate one at the bottom count as a mismatch?
TheWriterAleph: let's rotate the board!!
Kramburger: Doughnut on your chin
JadedCynic: @DaxStrife the glazed ones were actually rum-soaked
Mischievous_Catgeist: make two donut holes that are connected call them donut nuts
djalternative: I think I'll go buy pastries tomorrow because of this game
YawnLance: Not finishing that, Ben?
KeytarCat: Not again, ben!
SymphonicLolita: the power play
YawnLance: We have nuts at home
DaxStrife: I love Homenut, but it takes forever to read.
kusinohki: can you match donuts off the board??
KeytarCat: Sprinkles is a high end cupcake spot
SquareDotCube: Dough to Nuts
Spanked42: Sprinkles donuts shops are in Michigan
DarkMorford: Thank you!
Haroldholmes25:

midnightcurryjazz:

Alas_Babylon: Cream-filled (do)nuts
GhostValv: D:
azninsect:

v_nome: Is Giels played by Anthony Head? Because understandable.
v_nome: *Giles
Heckhoundbolt: innuendo, the game
DaxStrife: Fill Giels, the sequel to Ask Jeeves.
YawnLance: I thought you were supposed to make holes in donuts, not fill them
Daisyg1313: This may fill our playgroups new spot for being crude and abusive by replacing wingspan. 😂😂
GhostValv: wowie
CaptainSpam: GASP
JadedCynic: Paul Saunders.....SUPER-GENIUS
midnightcurryjazz: you get your timbits back paul
Heckhoundbolt: "Not so fresh"
CaptainSpam: Caleb knows what he wants, and he wants the good stuff.
YawnLance: Oh definitely queer.
DarkMorford: AYO
SymphonicLolita: hawt
GhostValv:

Alas_Babylon: This is actually the gayest game I've watched in awhile and I'm 200% here for it
azninsect: mimi wheeler. mimi has friends
KeytarCat: Caleb is a young tech professional
Heckhoundbolt: @azninsect more of an aquantance
saucemaster5000:

Alas_Babylon: Big Nelson in Little Donut
RealGamerCow: This reminds me a little bit of the card game "Just Desserts"
KeytarCat: Samantha and Giles have the same requirement
CaptainSpam: And the final level just as a picture of someone doing a sick guitar riff.
Simonark: You know, if you’d said the 2023 stream with the most innuendo on it wouldn’t have Beej OR Ian I wouldn’t have believed you
Mischievous_Catgeist: denephew
Shadowsoflife: heh
Simonark: Shows what I know
Mischievous_Catgeist: now i wanna go make donuts
SymphonicLolita: sure was
Alas_Babylon: It *was*
saucemaster5000: Someone hit the reset button on the Wheeler
Alas_Babylon: Absolutely was
jessieimproved: that song was everywhere
koodooman:

BrowneePoints: We played that at a middle school dance....at a YMCA
DarkMorford: For Unlawful Carnal Knowledge?
saucemaster5000: remember when the original version of "let's get it started" by the Black Eyed Peas was played? The 00s were worse than the 90s
BrowneePoints: I thought it was Fornicate Under Consent of King
Gekyouryuu: Crunk with you I will, sweetie
Gekyouryuu: DANG IT, Ben!
Gekyouryuu: beat me to it
BrowneePoints: Marge has a vocal fry
BrowneePoints: Doing a good Marge is actually REALLY hard
Mischievous_Catgeist: i keep hearing the seagull song when ben does the voice XD
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints Fuck is an ooooooold word, and Frig is the, uh, single player version
Gekyouryuu: now I'm imagining Marge Simpson singing that song about the seagulls
BrowneePoints:
@keytarcat no, Frig is a God 
saucemaster5000: Denise getting hard judged
Alas_Babylon: Comrade's Sucker
DarkMorford: @BrowneePoints From the German "fricken," which means "to strike"
BrowneePoints: I made myself laugh so hard
SymphonicLolita:

KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints That's not a contradiction 😉
BrowneePoints: Transmasc!
DEATHlikescats: Gay donut goodness
Dog_of_Myth:

midnightcurryjazz: gotta be glllazed
Haroldholmes25:

Heckhoundbolt: Yeah, Jaco's gay
RealGamerCow: Phrasing
YawnLance: Gotta be glazed, bestie
LoadingReadyRun:
shout out to the game's Illustrator, Dylan Mangini 
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Mischievous_Catgeist: 420 glazed great donut shop name
DEATHlikescats: Love that glaze
Gaelan_Maestro: Huzzah 25 months with my fav comedy group!
shadowmaster132: Glayzed? Is that anything?
DarkMorford: @Mischievous_Catgeist 420 Glaze It!
BrowneePoints: Okay is Jacob post Maverick mustache CisGay or TransMasc?
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Mischievous_Catgeist: 420 glazed also needs to be next door to a dispensery
Kramburger: Gay culture is meeting someone at the donut shop to make sure your orders would be compatable
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints I say trans, but I always do
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DEATHlikescats: @browneepoints feeling the transmasc vibes
saucemaster5000: @Mischievous_Catgeist why is this not at EVERY dispensary???
DEATHlikescats: @keytarcat moar trans is good trans
BrowneePoints: Angela gives Power Bi/Pan energy
DEATHlikescats: @mischievous_catgeist legit genius
ipoddodd: I'm so sorry because I just joined, are the gay jokes just a running gag or is it an actual part of the game?
KeytarCat: Running gag
Heckhoundbolt: @ipoddodd I am equally confused
midnightcurryjazz: gatdars going off
midnightcurryjazz: gaydar
BrowneePoints: @ipoddodd the art on the customer cards is very queer coded
DEATHlikescats: Kim susser Todd, my boy
DEATHlikescats: *kom
KeytarCat:
Every character reveal just makes it more clearly coded 
BrowneePoints: Oh hey I did a cover of Kum Susser Tod
BrowneePoints: Also chat if you've never heard Platina Jazz' cover of Kum, susser Tod it's AMAZING
Heckhoundbolt: I mean if you are paid to have it, it is cheaper
DEATHlikescats: Ooh sweet! Where can i listen @browneepoints ?
BrowneePoints: Gimme a second
DEATHlikescats: Heck yes!
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DEATHlikescats: Don’t wake daddy
saucemaster5000: weird that these professional bakers in different businesses have to fight over the ingredients to tons of half donuts
SymphonicLolita: her power....
TheWriterAleph: [ kill bill theme . mp3 ]
thraximore: of Falkenrath fame?
BrowneePoints: Woah she Thicc
AtrusOfMyst: Now we are playing Don't wake Daddy?? The trauma that game caused me in childhood....
Diabore: giles just sitting and waiting for his order
DEATHlikescats: Thank ye @browneepoints !!
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BrowneePoints: @gekyouryuu thank you but it's not for me
Gekyouryuu: fair enough
Heckhoundbolt: As opposed to an imported homosexual
saucemaster5000: Rehoboth Delaware
Alas_Babylon: LRR: Locally souRced HomosexualsR
SymphonicLolita:

the_tarabyte: locally sourced, free range gays
EricTheOrange: we've had international gays on before
thraximore: all two dimensions
Twilight_Spark: 2 dimensions to be specific.
korvys: Multi-track baking!
BrowneePoints: Locally Cultured Queerfolk
KeytarCat: transformations, to go with the trans everything else!
Twilight_Spark: 4/26 glaze it.
plundypops: #alwaysbeglazing
DEATHlikescats: Thank you @gekyouryuu for the rec! I love how polar opposite both your and @browneepoints recs are but they each have vibrancy and depth
BrowneePoints: Can you say Gotta be Glazed in your best Jersey dialect?
SymphonicLolita: the guy knows what he wants
AtrusOfMyst: Make a magic unset card called Glaze's End
Alas_Babylon: @AtrusOfMyst Tjat
BrowneePoints: Glaze's End is 100% a Bylaw and Order donut shop
DEATHlikescats: Are the pieces magnetic?
saucemaster5000: Too busy dealing with the sccoby gang for donuts
the_tarabyte: oh no
Haroldholmes25:

DEATHlikescats: Like the shoe?
sorrow_of_aria: Sperry - sounds transmasc
BrowneePoints: Nah, I think Selesnya would run some Bakeries @alas_babylon
DEATHlikescats: He’s the “ally”
TotallyNotaBeholder: 1 of every donut, are you sure he's not just buying for his family and is just over worked during the week?
BrowneePoints: He's not gay he's just from Brooklyn!
the_tarabyte: please sperry, you can have donuts *and* therapy
thraximore: a Moonlanding Never Happened is just an empty glass
thraximore: with an umbrella
Heckhoundbolt: @the_tarabyte but that's more expensive
SymphonicLolita: dabits
NewtyNewts: datims datims
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Mischievous_Catgeist: or have them with your therapist
DEATHlikescats: Champagne wishes and donut dreams
shurtal: gotta make sure you bring enough donuts for the whole existential crisis
saucemaster5000: Crullertive Behavioral Therapy
Heckhoundbolt: or anya
shurtal: why is there only Pop-up stands, Why no Mom-Up
saucemaster5000: Camel-Up Stands?
Haroldholmes25: this feels midgame ish
BrowneePoints: A black and white cookie donut? @loadingreadyrun
shurtal: cut the donut like a bagel
Athelgar: the 27 different tim hortrons do that im my city for a bunch of different things. started for OHL game nights
DEATHlikescats: Donut holes are muffin tops, I think @shurtal
Simonark: Half N Half, the cheap Dick Tracy knockoff of Two-Face.
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saucemaster5000: first theater world problems
DEATHlikescats: I mean, bacon cheeseburgers wrapped in glazed donuts are definitely a thing
stevefromdetroit: it becomes a math problem from a text book
NonUniqueGuy: The sounds like a free excuse to be late more if you are late once.
Heckhoundbolt: You get bonus points if you are the bookkeeper
sorrow_of_aria: Do you really want to give the person who displays a lack of responsibility a big one?
KeytarCat: Tracking shouldn't be part of the punishment
DEATHlikescats: Cattiness is encouraged
Simonark: Chocolate-dipped Money!
midnightcurryjazz:

KeytarCat: @sorrow_of_aria That's not what being late means, tho
saucemaster5000: so tempted to make a jelly boy needs some bones joke tat no one will get
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BrowneePoints: Isnt Doggnutt just an Adults Only Furry Convention?
NewtyNewts: Glazed
Izandai: Phrasing!
shurtal: Ben...baby birds Ben.....
cheshire_creeper: CoULD be YUmmEEEE
DEATHlikescats: Nelly coming out the shell
DEATHlikescats: We Stan!
shurtal: "Kids Stoned Chewable Valium"
NewtyNewts: Nelly is Swelly
Izandai: I'm amazed no one caught "Ben can have my hole."
lirazel64: Sounds like Sweetums from the first Muppet TV special
saucemaster5000: Nelltorious B.I.G>
DEATHlikescats: Overshoot and collapse flowchart goodness
shurtal: But Big Nelly is too big to fail!
Mischievous_Catgeist: Big trouble in Little Nellys
DEATHlikescats: Big Nelly is welcome anyway
DEATHlikescats: *any day
shurtal: if RLM has taught me anythign, there's always one Half in the Bag
momalyd: this is torture. I have to wait 6 hours before I can buy some doughnuts
DEATHlikescats: Heck yeah cat lovers!
Mischievous_Catgeist: shes bi
BrowneePoints: Shes Ace
Heckhoundbolt: Is she in a wheelchair?
Haroldholmes25: yes
Dog_of_Myth:

DEATHlikescats: Queer donut game rules
NewtyNewts: Paul...
Haroldholmes25:

koodooman:

baskwalla: Oh no
KWardJenx: Ha!!!!
Alas_Babylon: Paul spawns and despawns in the tech chair, he doesn't hear the secret talks
DEATHlikescats: He just was too busy to notice
BrowneePoints: Donutto no Jutso
BrowneePoints: Jutsu*
Mischievous_Catgeist: they never tell paul they just pack him up with his desk and move him with everything to the new moonbase
Kramburger: If you have mobile backup power, you could move Paul without hime noticing
Dog_of_Myth: @BrowneePoints Okay, that made me laugh.
kumatsu: for the referenced crapshot
GhostofJeffGoldblum: (to the tune of One-Winged Angel) FOURTH CHOCOLATE
BrowneePoints: Sorry Donatsu no Jutsu
DEATHlikescats: White chocolate is the Pluto of Chocolates
Juliamon: Sometimes I even prefer it!
Mischievous_Catgeist: what about ruby chocolate
BrowneePoints: Blonde Chocolate is Better
koodooman: I love white chocolate
baskwalla: Ben. No.
Dog_of_Myth: BEN
NewtyNewts: Six deep.
DEATHlikescats: Wow
CastleOtranto: I'm with Nelson on white chocolate
azninsect: oh dear
koodooman:

DEATHlikescats: That’s why it works
SymphonicLolita: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
stevefromdetroit: if you've gone six deep and still haven't jellied, its time to see a doctor
Dromos_GHG: A family stream!
Juliamon: I don't know whether I'm glad or disappointed that Serge isn't here tonight
BrowneePoints: There's an Ace Joke in there somewhere
Shadowsoflife: ^
stevefromdetroit: he has glasses
DEATHlikescats: Eldergway
DEATHlikescats: Rare
SymphonicLolita: simple and clean is the way th-
Mischievous_Catgeist: this sweet Hole-some game
DEATHlikescats: *elder gay
TheWriterAleph: he's looking for some delicious secrets
ogier300: This is more divisive than a game of Diplomacy.
NewtyNewts: The game all about holes and filling them? Noooooooo!!!
djalternative: !holes
LRRbot: Did somebody mention classic young-adult action-adventure movie Holes??
Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
LRRbot: Cheese. Cheese no snap.
airylan: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: beeeeeees! Liiiiiiiive beeeeeees!
BrowneePoints: Is that all the chocolate types? Milk Chocolate, Dark Chocolate, White Chocolate, Ruby Chocolate and Blonde Chocolate? Did I miss one?
DEATHlikescats: The Shia lebouf movie, holes @loadingreadyrun ?
TheThirdTail: Dutched
BrowneePoints: Oh yea Dutch chocolate is alkalized
Shadowsoflife: semi sweet chocolate?
Juliamon: Baking Chocolate (different from dark)
BrowneePoints: Oooo is that a Burka!?
BrowneePoints: Burqa? Burka?
SymphonicLolita: no
DEATHlikescats: Y’all making me hungy
DEATHlikescats: Hijab I think
saucemaster5000: The viewer is winning
Shadowsoflife: ^
IsSecretlyPaul: The person who is winning is actually ben
SymphonicLolita: I am losing because I don't have donuts
KeytarCat: Head scarf is a good general term
Juliamon: Burqa would cover the face more
saucemaster5000: That's awful sounding!
DEATHlikescats: @keytarcat ah yeah! Smart
Twilight_Spark: The cheesecake was where you went wrong!
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NewtyNewts: The donut-eaters are winning. The donut-waiters are definitely losing.
Twilight_Spark:

stevefromdetroit: oh, i could go for some cheesecake
BrowneePoints: God I love cheesecake
Heckhoundbolt: welcome raiders
TheMerricat: Chat when did birthday cake become a flavor I've just started hearing about it this month.
Juliamon: This is why I don't do flavoured cheesecakes. Too easy to fuck it up
djalternative: @Twilight_Spark heresy!
saucemaster5000: As someone who vastly prefers cheesecake to cake you just ruined christmas
Mischievous_Catgeist: cheesecake donuts yum
BrowneePoints: Man I want some pumpkin cheesecake
DEATHlikescats: Yo dog, I heard you liked birthday cake
Cptasparagus: Donutopia?
VieVentar: Evening all
Izandai: @TheMerricat Many years ago.
Heckhoundbolt: Years
DEATHlikescats: It’s delightfully queer coded
Twilight_Spark: Possibly 10^-6 s after the big bang.
BrowneePoints: Betty Crocker has had Birthday cake flavored stuff for like 20 years
DEATHlikescats: Slightly
BrowneePoints: And Baskin Robbins too yea
KeytarCat:
@DEATHlikescats I studied linguistics with a good friend who was focusing on sociolinguistics. I learned how to find the general terms pretty well 
code1300: Matt just got a jelly donut right
djalternative: Birthday Cake was invented with the creation of Funfetti by Pilsbury. I've done this research before
shadowmaster132: Okay but what kind of cake is birthday cake flavoured like
AtrusOfMyst: Birthday Cake flavor was invited by the band Cake on their Birthday
Kramburger: Sandra's trying to gentrify the neighbourhood
saucemaster5000: @shadowmaster132 sprinkles cardboard and plain sugar
BrowneePoints: Birthday cake is a White Genoise Sponge with sprinkles
Haroldholmes25: google says birthday cake as flavor originated in the 60s or 70s
the_tarabyte: Hey, it's got vanilla sometimes
KeytarCat: sequential polyamory
DEATHlikescats: @keytarcat language is always changing and those studies are so important
BrowneePoints: When I say white cake I mean Vanilla
shadowmaster132: @saucemaster5000 that is not the kind of cake i would describe as birthday cake, but then I'm a chocolate cake haver from way back
IsSecretlyPaul: Just went to the bathroom I'm empty
NewtyNewts: Thanks for the... update?
AtomicAlchemical: Birthday Cake has been a flavor of cheap white-girl vodka since at least the early 2010s
the_tarabyte: @BrowneePoints heh, I was mostly referring to saucemaster's cardboard comment
BrowneePoints: Yea UV Birthday Cake goes back to mid 2000s
korvys: I assume that means the cake tastes like frosting
BrowneePoints: Wait a second
SquareDotCube: bacon salt
BrowneePoints: UV Birthday Cake Vodka and Dr Pepper is real good
SquareDotCube: bacon flavored bacon
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Juliamon: UV and Smirnoff: so many mistakes, so little time
DEATHlikescats: Memorably bad
itira: gross
BrowneePoints: @juliamon I still drink Smirnoff Screwdrivers and green apple Q.Q
Heckhoundbolt: sorry to hear that Nelly, even 15 years later
Juliamon: that's why I avoid most mint frostings, it's way too easy to make them just Bad Toothpaste
saucemaster5000: Fireball whiskey can still join the things I gave up when I hit 30
Juliamon: Is AfterShock still a thing?
Juliamon: That was THE shit in my community college
NewtyNewts: Jacob is Glazed
koodooman: @Juliamon it is still a thing in the UK at least
DEATHlikescats: That and goldschlagger for me @juliamon
saucemaster5000: oof now I'm remmbering buying carlo Rossi by the jug
Mazrae: I forgot about AFK today
kusinohki: "we're out of glazed donuts!" "in that case, what do you have?" "we have this box of starving weasels"
saucemaster5000: do you still serve those by the baker's dozen?
ShaneLeeAtk: Albuquerque
BrowneePoints: You cannot handle my strongest Jellies
saucemaster5000: I don't think I'm ready for that jelly
SymphonicLolita: donut seller, give me your strongest jellies
stevefromdetroit: your minimally viable jelly
Heckhoundbolt: "I am going to work and I need your strongest Donut"
CommanderPulsar: My family owns an ice cream & malt shop; we have birthday cake ice cream cone dip. It's okay, popular with kids. But sugar on ice cream is going to be popular with kids in most any form.
Izandai: "I'll have your finest bottle of wine!" "That will be $1000 sir." "...I'll have your most reasonably-priced bottle of wine!"
DEATHlikescats: Your UR jelly
NewtyNewts: lool
Mazrae: Soo I just tuned in what is the objective of the game
Sethalidos: DOUGHNUT SELLER! I am going into meetings I require your strongest doughnuts.
Izandai: BEN
saucemaster5000: @Mazrae apparently making sex joes
Heckhoundbolt: @Mazrae make donuts, serve customers, get points
Fruan: "cringe" is so gauche
NewtyNewts: To serve, man.
Twilight_Spark: Kerrigan I guess after that excellent run in with an overlord.
DaxStrife: Fill this man with 'nut; fill this man with 'nut.
KWardJenx: We still doing phrasing?
JonnyGlitched: Hi everyone! What did I miss?
Twilight_Spark: Swell people the zerg.
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DEATHlikescats: You betta SERVE @newtynewts (lewks)
JonnyGlitched: Yisssss
Heckhoundbolt: Ah, the Professor from Alola
BrowneePoints: Lol the Simpson's
a_Weakling: There needs to be a confused card with a guy asking for bagles
JonnyGlitched: Turn the money into donuts
BrowneePoints: Uh nooooo. Uh noooo. Uh yeeeeeheees!
DEATHlikescats: Higglety pigglety, rumpty tum
saucemaster5000: Donut Boy works for Cake Man
JonnyGlitched: This board make brain go ouchie
SK__Ren: Donut Corleone
djalternative: Donut King of the Donut Kink
NewtyNewts: Did he go for that one specifically because it gave a jam donut chance?
BrowneePoints: Sweeney Todd out of nowhere
JonnyGlitched: I thought the timbits box was the game box for a sec
BrowneePoints: Nice reference Wheeler
DEATHlikescats: Ellelator go down the hoooooole
itira: i dunno i like the honey cruller timbit myself
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JonnyGlitched: I've never been, or seen a Tim Hortons, but I hear it's the worst place ever
SymphonicLolita: sour cream timbit has the bad mouthfeel for me
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched That's a bit extreme
Juliamon: They're just Fine
control_rig: I find the honey cruller timbit is the messiest one, the icing flakes off like crazy
SymphonicLolita: not worst but extremely mid
zeathean: are the donut tiles supposed to go off the Matt like that?
JonnyGlitched: @Juliamon It's the internet, everything is only on one end of a spectrum
djalternative: I've heard it's like dunkin donuts but with smaller coffee
Juliamon: They are "I want a donut but I don't want a prepackaged donut" donuts
DEATHlikescats: @symphoniclolita we call em ‘old fashioned’ donuts in the states
control_rig: Yes Tims is very mid. It's totally fine.
djalternative: Timms doesn't even go up to 32 floz
DEATHlikescats: Better name in my opinion
JonnyGlitched: We have Gloria Jean's in Australia which seems to cover the Horton Hole
BrowneePoints: Tim's got bought by Wendy's and got worse
SymphonicLolita: ohh that's what that means
NewtyNewts: Doo. DOOO! Do-do-Do-DO.
Juliamon: Gloria Jean's is a rank up from Tim's
DEATHlikescats: Agreed
NonUniqueGuy: BK is the company that messes up everything
control_rig: They weren't ever *stellar*
LithelyUnshod: Wendy's bought it in the late 90s
SpleenLord: It's Burger king
Juliamon: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
clarinetman: Both are right
gualdhar: On August 26, 2014, Burger King agreed to purchase Tim Hortons for US$11.4 billion.[12] The two chains became subsidiaries of the Canadian-American holding company Restaurant Brands International, which is majority-owned by Brazilian investment firm 3G Capital, on December 15, 2014.[13]
DaxStrife: It was BK; they wanted to buy Hort's so they could claim they were a Canadian company for tax reasons.
AtrusOfMyst: Krueger Bing owns it
WhirlwindAbyss: On August 26, 2014, Burger King agreed to purchase Tim Hortons for US$11.4 billion.
JonnyGlitched: We
DEATHlikescats: Brazil owns it
saucemaster5000: Wendy's first, then Tim hortons in 2014
IsSecretlyPaul: Wendy's merged in 1992
NonUniqueGuy: On August 26, 2014, Burger King agreed to purchase Tim Hortons for US$11.4 billion
SymphonicLolita: "It's owner, RBI, is an American-Canadian company, with its majority shareholder (3G Capital) based in Brazil."
saucemaster5000: I mean burger kind damn it
korvys: it's owned by Restaurant Brands International, which has BK *also* as a subsidiaries
DEATHlikescats: I was 13
control_rig: Ben! How dare you be that young
JonnyGlitched: That's some imagry
DEATHlikescats: Lol
DEATHlikescats: One American dollar
Juliamon: This has a been a fun lesson in the dangers of corporations
JonnyGlitched: Well the American money is actually worth something
Twilight_Spark:
Oh we'll get everyone eventually. 
NewtyNewts: Your whole what?
BrowneePoints: Looks like Wendy's bought it in the 90s, put it up for sale in 06, and Burger King's parent company bought it in 2014
djalternative: As Graham has said before, "It really helps that most of LRR's income is in USD"
JonnyGlitched: I imagine everyone would be feeling ill by now if they wee eating whole donuts
DEATHlikescats: Donuts! The FRESHmaker
Juliamon: I went to order Munchkins on the Dunkin app and they only let you choose from three (plain glazed, chocolate glazed, jelly) and it upsets me because why can't I order old fashioned?? what if I don't WANT one coated in sugar??
SymphonicLolita:

JonnyGlitched: Wow he is an old gay
Mischievous_Catgeist: gilf
DEATHlikescats: Sweet leather daddy!
BrowneePoints: Sprinkles is his Pup @loadingreadyrun
stevefromdetroit: same matt, same
midnightcurryjazz: woooow
GhostValv: wowie
DEATHlikescats: Hot grilf vibes
JonnyGlitched: Does anyone else just find Krispy Kreme "fine"?
JonnyGlitched: though IDK if Australian KK is different
itira: I have only had Krispy Kreme once and i thought it was gross
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched Depends on how long it's been since it was made
Sibwow: new gender neutral greeting
BrowneePoints: I'm surprise know one laughed at the Pup joke
JonnyGlitched: Bakedery
Heckhoundbolt: She is clearly in scrubs
BrowneePoints: No*
DEATHlikescats: We appreciate your hard work, medical staff person!
Juliamon: Within 30 minutes, nothing beats a Krispy Kreme. Any longer and it's D tier at best.
KeytarCat: @JonnyGlitched They were the good donuts locally when I was growing up, and they were always the same so were good for an autistic family
djalternative: I have one of those Bakeries near my work, Matt
djalternative: It's called Wake and Bakery
BrowneePoints: Look I live in Iowa, we have Casey's. Casey's is the PEAK of Cake Donuts
Heckhoundbolt: Live and learn
saucemaster5000: Yeah, Krispy Creme is fine if you don't like buy them from a box at the supermarket
JonnyGlitched: @KeytarCat I love the consistency of fast food
BrowneePoints: Casey's also has Breakfast Pizza
NewtyNewts: Try finger donut hole
DEATHlikescats:
@keytarcat the ease of consistency 
ShaneLeeAtk: I like that Casey's breakfast pizza.
Juliamon: now I'm mad my sis and dad are daytripping to Vermont tomorrow instead of Maine, we haven't had Congdon's donuts since pre-pandini
shurtal: that's right! the face hole!
Haroldholmes25:

midnightcurryjazz:

itira:

NewtyNewts: Finish off Sofia
DEATHlikescats: Finish her
JonnyGlitched: Finish in her face hole
BrowneePoints: I spent many a morning before school scarfing a slice of Breakfast pizza and a Caramel Iced Caked Donut
Heckhoundbolt: Ah, Ian with a wig
Sibwow: actually the doctor ordered 4 donuts
AtrusOfMyst: Not Nonut November, it's Doughnut November
JonnyGlitched: I remember when Ian was much hairier
NewtyNewts: Not MYYYYY Ian!
spethycakes: Iancognito
djalternative: don't take prescriptions from Ian and Beej.
zeathean: Iancognito
DEATHlikescats: Ian cosplay as Matt
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BrowneePoints: Oscar has a Vocaloid Body Pillow
DEATHlikescats: @zeathean ooh! So good!
LoadingReadyRun:
It is a common fundraiser in Victoria of buying KK donuts in Vancouver, bringing them over on the first ferry in the morning and reselling them
Haroldholmes25: "that's a dollar and I can't afford it" mood
Sibwow:
@LoadingReadyRun do you have a shortcut key for
or do you have to type it out each time
BrowneePoints: Store fresh KKs are unmatched
JonnyGlitched: The glaze is the whole deal, right?
BrowneePoints: So Dough-pe
DEATHlikescats: Matt getting it done
saucemaster5000: certainly putting something through them
BrowneePoints: Nah when they are fresh the dough is perfectly krispy
JonnyGlitched: 30-year-old Wizard
BrowneePoints: He listens to Tech N9NE
BrowneePoints: Uniron6
BrowneePoints: Unironically
Shadowsoflife: 100%
BrowneePoints: GOT HIM
DEATHlikescats: He knows what a Diabolo is
KeytarCat: Oh, ben's other stuff was off-board
DEATHlikescats: And disc golf
shurtal: jogs with dobs
JonnyGlitched: Raven the totally-not-a-spy
SmithKurosaki:
@KeytarCat 
BrowneePoints: Disability Rep!
KeytarCat: @SmithKurosaki yewwo!
DEATHlikescats: Non binary with a doggie!
Heckhoundbolt: you can barely see the harness the dog has, so yeah! dog worker
Gekyouryuu: "have a gift.... SUCKER!"
saucemaster5000: Dangerous to treat your tech person like a serf you felt like throwing your scraps out to
SymphonicLolita: matt is the tetris master
JonnyGlitched: Oh I only just realized every person has their own board
BrowneePoints:
@saucemaster5000 I mean hes also their boss 
NewtyNewts: Just like Adam/Ben giving Paul the watermelon treats
NewtyNewts: Sorry Molly, you got here too late for donuts
Juliamon: Homoromantic then
JonnyGlitched: The 90s called, they want their ski jacket back
Sarah_Serinde: You can be gay and ace
BrowneePoints: Molly is 100% TransFem
JonnyGlitched: It seems I might be monoromantic
DEATHlikescats: @sarah_serinde heck yeah lesbian aces!
KeytarCat: @DEATHlikescats eyyyy
SnackPak_:

DEATHlikescats high-fives @keytarcat
asddsa28: ill get on the calculator lol
NewtyNewts: Ah, secondary tiebreak
JonnyGlitched: One thing I'm puzzled over is being Agender, is liking women straight, gay, or something else? People don't understand when I say "gynephillic"
KeytarCat: Satisfaction should be a priority!
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched It depends on how you feel!
KeytarCat: @JonnyGlitched I'm a fem-leaning Agender person, and I use "Lesbian"
JonnyGlitched: @Juliamon confused
LordZarano:
@Sibwow With the FFZ settings I have
is just :pau<tab> or pau<tab><tab> but it could be even shorter if I had it favourited
JonnyGlitched: 4d8 damage
JonnyGlitched: "don't worry 'bout it"
SnackPak_:

JonnyGlitched: another box of bits?
SymphonicLolita:

JonnyGlitched: a holenut!
NewtyNewts: Ooh, a fullnut!
SquareDotCube: A wholenut
JonnyGlitched: looks like carrot cake
BrowneePoints: Reese's Pieces?
korvys: Unpopped popcorn
Seth_Erickson: looks like candy corn kind of
Twilight_Spark: hot
DEATHlikescats: Sweet!
JonnyGlitched: I gotta go away! but I'll be back soon!
code1300: Candies look like Reese’s pieces
NewtyNewts: Please, more 'nut!
KWardJenx: Do-nut go away!
spethycakes: Dough or Donut
BrowneePoints: Yea looks like Reese's Pieces
BrowneePoints: Damnit now I want reese's pieces
djalternative: Donut Dollars 2: Turbo Champion Edition
BrowneePoints: They aren't an all the time candy, but when you have them I feel like nothing hits the spot like reese's pieces
Juliamon: eh, I prefer PB M&Ms for that fix
NewtyNewts: How about chocolate-coated pretzels?
BrowneePoints: I guess? For me RP just has the perfect distribution and flavor balance
saucemaster5000: I refuse to eat anything that fugitive from the law E.T. enjoyed
BrowneePoints: I also love peanut butter twix, slightly frozen
Juliamon: candy-related, apparently they make "Junior Mint Minis" now because Junior Mints weren't small enough?
saucemaster5000: oh yeah I've seen those
BrowneePoints: People eat junior mints in 2023?
saucemaster5000: used to be my favorite theater candy
Juliamon: They're ideal theater candy
Haroldholmes25: junior mints are big pog
BrowneePoints: Saucemaster they make good candy
BrowneePoints: You dont have to do this to yourself!
BrowneePoints: (This is jocular)
saucemaster5000: I know, I've discovered this as well. changed to sour patch kids (I'm still learning, baby steps)
Juliamon: My mom prefers Junior Mints over York or After-Eights because of the chocolate-to-filling ratio
BrowneePoints: I dont really have candy at movies anymore but when I do I think I just get Red Hots or the like
saucemaster5000: york is too much for me, but I do still enjoy the junior mint from time to time. It is a sometimes candy
Juliamon: also they do have a nice texture
roastbeefsandwitch: !uptime
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Juliamon: York Minis are the ideal
BrowneePoints: Or I'll get m&ms eat 1/4of my popcorn then mix the whole bag of m&ms in
Juliamon: you don't have to dedicate yourself to a whole patty
Earthenone: frozen york minis are a go to for me
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints yesss I have a friend who does that and it's great
BrowneePoints: My face candy I wish they had at theaters are Maple Clusters
BrowneePoints: Fave*
saucemaster5000: oooh frozen york minis sound great too
korvys: !quote adam
LRRbot: Quote #6067: "You're all using a lot of big words, which I'm gonna take as an insult." —Adam, as Petr [2019-05-27]
Juliamon: ooh, frozen York Minis mixed with frozen cookie dough bites
BrowneePoints: But yea if yall get the chance
BrowneePoints: Peanut butter twix from the freezer
Juliamon: (Wegmans preferred)
saucemaster5000: amazing how many candies get better in the freezer
BrowneePoints: Or they are so good chilled
LizErin: You should come up with new names
BrowneePoints: New Store Names?
LordZarano: Well of course they aren't straight
saucemaster5000: Extra aggresive Donuts
SquareDotCube: Doughreos
LizErin: G.O.A.D. Greatest Of All Donuts
koodooman: I cant hear grog without thinking of monkey island
Earthenone: grogg nuts tavern, come for the grog, stay for the nuts
LizErin: Grognut's Tavern & Cafe ?
BrowneePoints: Is that a Brioche Donut
BrowneePoints: Can you make a Brioche Donut?
stevefromdetroit: Doughreos is very good @SquareDotCube
shurtal: too much overhead
BrowneePoints: Cuz as memey as it was, Cronuts are actually delicious
NewtyNewts: Is it Beej, or Ian, that's the bigger questionable performance?
stevefromdetroit: i've found most milk based machines at offices - become science projects
AtrusOfMyst: Mountain dew fondue fountain, call it, "Fountain Dew"
Haroldholmes25: oh no
itira:

KeytarCat: RayFK?
SnackPak_:

BrowneePoints: Ian was configuring it to make Turbo Cheese, Beej just kept gassing the office
koodooman: I bet he busts out the "working hard or hardly working" whenever he sees you by the water fountain
Morrigan9: round doughnut = all time is doughnut time
NewtyNewts: Oh MATT!
Mischievous_Catgeist: hes an supportive dad his kid just came out to
NewtyNewts: You did NOT just The Room us!
BrowneePoints: Some good Oompahs
itira: Stepping into TQ potion shop
itira: TQs
Twilight_Spark: An appropriate amount of sugar*
saucemaster5000: Naptime before bedtime
BrowneePoints: German Bakery
gualdhar: they play a sad oompah on their breaks
Mischievous_Catgeist: nellys shop just has a setup so anyone can play trombone champ at all times
KeytarCat: The people on break, and you employ enough folks that they have time to also relax
BrowneePoints: BAVARIAN Bakery
saucemaster5000: Beary Hairyhausen
BrowneePoints: Jeez I can't believe I forgot the word bavarian for 2 minutes
KeytarCat: The famous ship the Homo
BrowneePoints: Ray Bearyhausen
stevefromdetroit: he's your local jeweler
BrowneePoints: What if Marge sounded like Carl Sagan
BrowneePoints: "Homie"
IsSecretlyPaul: michelle is wearing the remote office worker
stevefromdetroit: what if carl sagan sounded like marge?
Mischievous_Catgeist: can anyone spot ben some dough
BrowneePoints: Marge is really hard to do. Dan Castellaneta is very talented
BrowneePoints: I think Dan does Marge's voice too
saucemaster5000: "It would be extremely painful but delicious"
saucemaster5000: marge is julie kaver
saucemaster5000: er kavner
SymphonicLolita: wise
BrowneePoints: We're big fans of holes
SymphonicLolita: yeah I can vouch for that
BrowneePoints: And sprinkles
AtomicAlchemical: You ever just think about Holes?
shurtal: rewatch*
shurtal: anyone ever just....think about Hellshake Yanno?
BrowneePoints: It's wild how that movie is still one of the best book to film adaptations
SymphonicLolita: rotating them in my mind
stevefromdetroit: sorry i was busy rotating a cow in my mind
saucemaster5000: Wish there were more book to film adaptations -- no joke I treasure the novelization I found of the "Howard the Duck" movie
saucemaster5000: er film to book
BrowneePoints: Daniel is a Furry
BrowneePoints: 100%
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints Learned IT for the military
GhostValv:

Earthenone: ahh hes a boomer!
BrowneePoints: @keytarcat there's also a ton of furs in the armed services
Haroldholmes25: boombox is just playing toxic on loop
BrowneePoints: Wait is that Kiefer and Wheeler fused?
LordZarano: The HERRINGBONE!
shurtal: that dob has a jog
saucemaster5000: It's me
Earthenone: wii shop cover of toxic?
KeytarCat:
@BrowneePoints I only knew the one odd concentration 
saucemaster5000: Britney b-word
LithelyUnshod: Yael Naim?
azninsect: uh
shurtal: BEN
josh___something: HUH
shurtal: jail for ben
BrowneePoints: Ben a homie donut is called a BUTTHOLE
SymphonicLolita: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult!
Mischievous_Catgeist: homnut
SymphonicLolita: five is RIGHT OUT
Shadowsoflife:

Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
LRRbot: Insert the soul.
GhostValv:

BrowneePoints: So Sprinkles is 100% the name of Johnathan's Pup right?
Gekyouryuu: !y
LRRbot: HONK!
Shadowsoflife:

spethycakes: !badadvice
LRRbot: UwU can be used against you.
wolfric23: i just came back and the first thing i heart is wheeler is close to the nut
Gekyouryuu: !advice
LRRbot: Hold W to ponder.
SymphonicLolita: ohno
GhostValv: D:
shurtal: oh snap
plundypops: o o f
azninsect: ohhhh
Twilight_Spark: uwu
Mattmitchell45: Nicole keeping that Poor Family alive
azninsect: uwu
Fruan: 14 000? So she's seen the third pin pulling puzzle?
shurtal: i'm on level 8040ish of Candy Crush, never spent a dime
BrowneePoints: I mean working at a vet office is lots of downtime for mobile games
TheAlmightyCheddar: I've spent like $50 on clash royale and way more on arena
Earthenone: i love playing mobile games for free, its a similar itch to playing limited
korvys: Bloodline
SK__Ren: Yeah, Bloodline pops up all the time. Sometimes its furry, sometimes its orcs
BrowneePoints: The funny thing is the furry bait games ads don't work
KeytarCat: I *know* why I get furry ads
korvys: I spend $50 on Arena maybe every 2 or 3 sets, which lasts until the next time. That seems reasonable
Mischievous_Catgeist: you can carry mtg in your pocket it is technically a mobile game
Juliamon: The people making furry bait ads don't actually know what furries like
BrowneePoints: Yep
SymphonicLolita:

Earthenone: im f2p on arena, but i only do like 5-10 drafts a set
shurtal: wheeler out here, blastin' from the bast
shurtal: past*
Dog_of_Myth:

SK__Ren: Good joke streamer
BrowneePoints: We respect you Tay Zonday
LathosTiran: an older meme sir but it checks out
BrowneePoints: Legit gorgeous pipes my dude
shurtal: british children's shows hit different
spethycakes: she's not that innocent
Earthenone: enjoy your holes ben
KeytarCat: Hold onto your holes!
JonnyGlitched: just random songs with names in then
JonnyGlitched: them*
Earthenone: jasper?
Mattmitchell45: Carrie?
JonnyGlitched: messed up my own pronoun
KeytarCat: Grixis
BrowneePoints: Oh ye take the high hole and I'll take the low hole
BrowneePoints: And I'll be in Doughland afore yeeeee
IsSecretlyPaul: the Doughbliners
Mischievous_Catgeist: nah you just need to dog out of the shop before the health inspector gets there
two_dimensional_soup: Slaiceps
Earthenone: Daddy is not delighted
SK__Ren: I busted a gut when they made that reference in Archer
SymphonicLolita: booo
korvys:
The entendres are getting less and less subtle 
JonnyGlitched: ACAB
BrowneePoints: 1312
Earthenone: early in the morning?
Mattmitchell45: @LoadingReadyRun Never eat the donuts at the Dunnkiin Doooonuts!
shurtal: no edgeguarding the homienut
WhirlwindAbyss: So when does the new album drop guys
Cptasparagus: what do you do with a Bobson Dognutt
ezzo_freeze: "Homie Don't nut" that's what all my friends say doing november
BrowneePoints: Glaze em all and throw them over glaze em all and throw them over
gualdhar: Dunkin' is fine
BrowneePoints: Dunkin has dece donuts
Mattmitchell45: Dunkin got A LOT WORSE
Juliamon: They's just as Fine as Tims
Yolysses: Eh, they’re fine
saucemaster5000: Dunkin coffee is surprisingly decent
SquareDotCube: I dream of Krispy Kreme with the light brown glaze~
BrowneePoints: Dunkin has better coffee than their donuts
SymphonicLolita: all I knnow about dunkin is that massachusetts is at saturation with them
josh___something: Way hay, the doughnut rises, way hay the doughnut rises early in the mornin
underhill33: some dunkins locations are fine, some are real bad
saucemaster5000: I do still swear by Voodoo
Mattmitchell45: As a MA kid who grew up on Dunkin, I only grab rare coffee from them
fjordsword: Voodoo donuts are the BOMB!
dougma: I recommend blue star over voodoo
minifootwear: Dunkin is definitely an East Coast thing
RealGamerCow: Dunkin donuts USED to be good, when each store made them themselves
Mischievous_Catgeist: im lucky to live in an area where there is not really any big chain donut places , most places are just cheap mom and pop shops
saucemaster5000: @dougma They are both good, love that there is such a rivalry
LavenderCreations: guh, voodoo is a tourist trap
BrowneePoints: But the best donuts in my state come from a Gas Station
Juliamon: They were good, now they're fine.
BrowneePoints: Hell the best pizza in my state comes from the same Gas Station
wolfric23: yes vodo doughnut my stats doughnuts
Mattmitchell45: There is a good doughnut place near PAX East. I brought a bunch for a LRR meet up many years ago
WhirlwindAbyss: Im from the midwest, the best doughnuts and pizza are form the gas station
darkcyril: The gas station donuts at a lot of the places here are from one of our local places, and thus really, really good.
darkcyril: @BrowneePoints Saaaaaame.
BrowneePoints: @whirlwindabyss Casey's babyee!!!
Juliamon: There's still only one Starbucks in my town. And 4 Dunkins.
WhirlwindAbyss: hell yes lol
darkcyril: @BrowneePoints lol, I was midway through typing that out.
SnowBunSarah: The gas station donuts around here are fine, I guess *Shrug*
BrowneePoints: Do they have Casey's in Minnesota?
WhirlwindAbyss: yes
BrowneePoints: Someone please bring the LRR folks Casey's for me at MagicCon
djalternative: Oh. I live in an area with like a couple hundred Starbucks within a 20 mile radius
WhirlwindAbyss: lol i just might
saucemaster5000: can't get anywhere in this two glaze town
BrowneePoints: Some fresh Casey's donuts made that morning, true taste of the midwest
BrowneePoints: God their cake donuts made fresh are heavenly
josh___something: waaaow
SymphonicLolita: we also have Robins Donuts still, which are equally Fine
LoadingReadyRun: There's also the pre-packaged donuts that are basically in the same tier as twinkies
BrowneePoints: There's some Casey's near chicago @djalternative
saucemaster5000: @LoadingReadyRun those are crimes against donuts
djalternative: this is the first I'm hearing of that
BrowneePoints: I have friends in Chicago that get Casey's pizza every now and then @djalternative
Juliamon: I can't eat Hostess donuts anymore after a photoshop changing the package text to "Hickory-Smoked Horse Buttholes"
WhirlwindAbyss: that and Taco pizza form Casey's
Mattmitchell45: I'm a big fan of fresh Cider or Sour Cream Donuts
djalternative: We've got Stan's, Do-Rite, The Donut Vault and so so many other local donut places
WhirlwindAbyss: should def bring them
Sibwow: @Juliamon can you pphotoshop it back to normal
Yolysses: They’re basically cider donuts!
BrowneePoints: Yea! Theres a local amusement park that has one small stand that makes donut holes fresh all day with cinnamon sugar. It's the best. @loadingreadyrun
djalternative: I'm still sad Glazed and Infused Donuts closed down
BrowneePoints: Finding the damn stand is a nightmare though, and peak park hours there's a LINE
Gekyouryuu: "Sorry, Twink, I can't give credit. come back when you're a little... mmmmm.... richer."
saucemaster5000: god carnival donuts are so stupid good
BrowneePoints: I hope the iowa state fair brings back the red velvet funnel cake this year again
WhirlwindAbyss: omg yes please
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints I don't know how that works, but I'm in
BrowneePoints: It's just red velvet funnel cake batter. They serve it with cinnamon cream cheese icing
Earthenone: if they expand they should tetris block the tiles
Earthenone:
so you can get weird shapes to fit in 
BrowneePoints: Then again I've also tried Deep Fried Butter on a Stick
saucemaster5000: I've also tried that
BrowneePoints: So my opinion on what's edible is skewed
saucemaster5000: eh, or... better?
WhirlwindAbyss: TBF Iowa State Fair tries to fry everything
saucemaster5000: I was surprised that a deep fried twinkie is more edible than you expect
Juliamon: deep frying everything is what state fair midways are *for*
BrowneePoints: International Colors Benatar House of Donuts?
BrowneePoints: Fair, but Texas and Iowa are KNOWN for it. @juliamon
Earthenone: that large hoodie is for sneaking these doughnuts into the theater
BrowneePoints: Gentrification? Are we in San Fran? *rimshot*
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LathosTiran: de-nephew
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints fair
AlchemicalPanda subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 45 months!
AlchemicalPanda: Actually catching a stream for once in a while!
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SnowBunSarah: Let's see, uhh, Storm, make a glazed donut, storm count is 89 so let's go ahead and get 90 of them
SymphonicLolita: ohno
saucemaster5000: I swear Gromit, I'll quit tomorrow
SnackPak_:

Earthenone: gentrification was last weeks game, this is gentrified capitolisim
BrowneePoints: Weight Gain Wallace
saucemaster5000: No Gromit, this time it's different
BrowneePoints: We've almost hit as many kinks as Totally Spies
BrowneePoints: Speaking of which that's getting a reboot
WhirlwindAbyss: I can change Gromit, please dont leaver me
a_Weakling: It is a good sign when i have minimal interest in the game, but have been watching for over an hour because i love all of the non-game interactions
Earthenone: thats awesome, a whole new generation can be awakened by the spies
djalternative: Wake Up, Grom\mit! Wake Up! We've got to hide the body! There's no cheese and crackers in prison, Gromit!
saucemaster5000: Wallace and Gromit -- Cheesespotting
djalternative: I love Wallace and Gromit Commit a Capitol Offence
WhirlwindAbyss: Bye Beej
Fruan: They still need to you pack boxes
justthorne: I'm here very late. The way the tiles slide down reminds me of Suburbia? Has that ever been played on the channel?
Simonark: Wait. Wait. Is Beej somehow the responsible adult? Or is he just worried about Big Claymation hiring goons in response to this?
BrowneePoints: Dangit now I want a Cheese Danish
saucemaster5000: you don't understand! the cashew cheese just doesn't taste the same!
Earthenone: everyone packs boxes, only some people get the correct adress of the new base though
gualdhar: good to know everyone's leaving fully satisfied.
gualdhar: a real happy ending for everyone
Earthenone: Jacob's order was too complicated
NotCainNorAbel: Well they ordered online
BrowneePoints: I cant hear Glazed without hearing the Simpson's GLAVEN
BrowneePoints: It's an electrolyte thing
SymphonicLolita: potassium potassium potassium
NotCainNorAbel: Banana STAT
djalternative: someone put that in the Trello
Haroldholmes25:

SnowBunSarah: Surely it would be easier to inject a banana smoothie?
josh___something: wtf is happening this stream XD
Shadowsoflife: stuff
BrowneePoints: Potassium BIG for muscle weirdness
Earthenone: Bronut has triggered the endgame
BrowneePoints: I'd love to see this game get an expansion
BrowneePoints: With like, complex tile shapes
Earthenone: yeah they need to tetris the tile shapes
Shadowsoflife: ^
BrowneePoints: He's a Matt Gay, not a Math Gay
SnowBunSarah: A good score, but 2 points away from a Nice score
NotCainNorAbel:
500 Everyone wins since it was a great night
SnackPak_:

Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !store
WhirlwindAbyss:
100 Great stream!
Earthenone: !schedule
plundypops: This was a great unhinged stream, lol
Earthenone: Zoids!
gualdhar: oh, so Wheeler?
Earthenone: proxy wars, but not using proxys because they can afford the cards
LithelyUnshod: Another all foreign Charms deck?
Mattmitchell45: A CLASSIC
Earthenone: finely aged prerecords
Mattmitchell45: Hexoris abound
DeM0nFiRe:
LIVE 
gualdhar: por que no los dos?
saucemaster5000: I love the movie watchalongs ngl
Earthenone: !prime
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uncomfortablepinecone: agreed, let's watch more public domain film
SnowBunSarah: Good luck Vanquishing the Tower
darkcyril subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 10 months!
darkcyril: Sneaking in at the end.
LRRbot:
Thanks for subscribing, darkcyril! (Today's storm count: 91)
SymphonicLolita: dabits
LoadingReadyRun:
There will definitely more movie watchalongs in the future
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream
v_nome: Darn that metric time conversion
uncomfortablepinecone: @LoadingReadyRun yayyyyyyy !!
Earthenone: !paul
Earthenone: !lovepaul
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
josh___something: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
uncomfortablepinecone:

Phailhammer:
cya 
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
pn55: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
spethycakes:

mugulord:

djalternative: is Your Very Own Paul™ available in the LRR store?
spo8n: it is very expensive to feed the paul clones
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