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Lord_Hosk: Its adam and someone... IS IT ME?
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Diabore: surprise cori!
Lord_Hosk: ohhh... it wasn't me Juliamon was right
EvilBadman: MILDs, Mom I Like to Draft
theguardianotter: cori!
Azralorne: CORIIII
v_nome: How many loot boxes did you have to open to get a Rare Cori?
Plasterboard: Does the rarity scale of coris go up higher?
Azralorne: Moms
Gekyouryuu: Hello, all. My tax refund came in, so tomorrow I'm gonna try and pick up all the new commander decks and a few collector boosters, see if I can't get a second serialized card to go with my Elesh Norn
Azralorne: Do moms
memnus: Jumpin!
anbuagent12: Just got my Commander Precons in the mail today.
Juliamon: Probably still the default
anbuagent12: lemme check
MommaGart: Adam and Cori!! seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
niccus: it was a dark and stormy night,
memnus: Didn't Cori play in one of the "Highlander players teach absolute noobs to play Highlander" streams?
anbuagent12: @LoadingReadyRun According to the box i got in the mail today, the Button says "A Kingdom of Cards" I think they may be running low of the current button, cuz i swear this is an old one.
SharpCookies: you can cast two whole things, hand is good
Juliamon: anbuagent12 That's the "default" button they use when the next button hasn't arrived yet
northos: "and it makes a 1/1" the set
anbuagent12: @Juliamon Kk.
Wolfstrike_NL: babies, and baby eggs
korvys: !card Invasion of X
LRRbot: Did you mean: Invasion of Ixalan; Invasion of New Phyrexia; Invasion of Xerex
korvys: !card Invasion of Xerex
LRRbot: Invasion of Xerex [2WU] (back: Vertex Paladin) | Battle — Siege [4] | When Invasion of Xerex enters the battlefield, return up to one target creature to its owner's hand.
kbmelee: what do you do with the crack a pack cards?
RayFK: Need Cori to say all Magic card names as if they've just been selected in a Fighting Game
northos: they should!
Greyah: No horsemanship. They do have Banding though.
gamercat88: natty smell
LukeIsStrange: The horsemanship guy is only in the Knights Precon
Diabore: they cleaned up the poop
Wolfstrike_NL: Small fart
memnus: Pooped out a common black removal spell
TeamDarkBeginning: "the pooping is over" -Adam
baskwalla: Wut
BloodnBullets: maybe trying to bluff?
frank_the_great: The treasure will be nice
Grimnus: Plains cycling feels good here too
Earthenone: they milled yargle!
Diabore: whats the card behind cori?
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Mr_Horrible: Yargle we hardly knargle thee
RayFK: Thanks Cori
korvys: "That! That is valor!"
Earthenone: lrrJUDGE
Mr_Horrible: Also makes tymmy block better
Bugberry: mtg fighting game announced by cory when?
SplashDazzler54: genuinely some of the best art i've seen recently. so good on Firja
Mr_Horrible: Is this... valor? FBCatch
Bugberry: to each she spoke "git gud"
Mr_Horrible: Her insta is probably fire
Grimnus: Killing Lurrus does indeed seem like a good plan
Alness49: UwU, Unwowthy
Greyah: Killing Lurrus is never wrong.
Diabore: killing lurrus makes our fiora invasion much better
memnus: One does not suffer a Lurrus to live
ErrorCode404: you have tymaret tho
Mr_Horrible: Leaving the shadow cat alive usually gets one in trouble, yeah
accountmadeforants: Probably muttering to herself, like someone a programmer trying to rubber duck quietly
memnus: I guess unless Tymaret is really on top of things
BloodnBullets: and treasure to cast hidsugu
Grimnus: They really want this anthem
Diabore: i wouldnt bother blocking, we have a board wipe
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Diabore: a board wipe that dodges legends
Bugberry: mostly one sided wrath
Greyah: Wait, Fiora says "or both"?!
Greyah: Heck!
Mr_Horrible: Slay Queen
accountmadeforants: And a Firja trigger
accountmadeforants: it's a circus of value
Bugberry: she basically gives you the Monarch
Diabore: so much value
Grimnus: Nice nice
SirMorek: marchesa has kept her crown for a reason
cachorubione: nice one
cachorubione: lol
LukeIsStrange: Invasion of Florida is so good
baskwalla: No banana, no win
BloodnBullets: @Bugberry monarchy you dont have to fight to get back
accountmadeforants: @LukeIsStrange Welp, that's what it's called now
Scarbble: love a marcheezy
Bugberry: @BloodnBullets that also drains you. It came up in a game when I was at 2 life and didn't want to flip her.
WiJohn: Let's go Cori!
Grimnus: Perfect mana and inquisitor makes a banger of a hand though
accountmadeforants: What if there's a God in here we just haven't seen yet? :p
LukeIsStrange: @LukeIsStrange Biggest mistake in Elesh Norns plan was it trying to invade Florida
DrThud666: could grab removal enchantment
Diabore: invasion grabs ol tymmy
accountmadeforants: Sadly doesn't tutor for Anime, but we're halfway there
DrThud666: haha nevermind
MrTulip: I want to draw cards until I see god, that sounds like a good time
Ferisar: as slay the spire says: reach heaven // through violence
Diabore: GOTTEM
gamercat88: yes agreed backflip to win
SacrificialToast: Backflip 1 is ok
accountmadeforants: Tymaret, also known as Slamuel
Diabore: i like trying to flip
SacrificialToast: wait till you see Backflip 6
Diabore: trade into double spell?
Diabore: odd
Earthenone: invasion of Xerox
Diabore: wait a turn to bounce token?
Spades_Slicc: Hello ??? Great to see ya!
DAC169: have flyer attack battle?
niccus: oh hey it has protection from our deck
BloodnBullets: yeah thats bad
sblue333: Oooof
SharpCookies: dinger
headdeskdev: id chump with the alabaster host
headdeskdev: so that if you draw the wrath
Earthenone: i dont hate the block, we only win if we wrath
Sibwow: master incubator you say? putting the tug in lurm tug
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ConjugateVoices: why are you keeping oracle alive?
laundreydhull: Wait, what will the o-ring dying bring back?
Sibwow: @laundreydhull freewheeler
Ferisar: loool
BusTed: 🤔
ConjugateVoices: gottem!
SharpCookies: GOTTEM
MegaDosX: Never didn't have it
cachorubione: yeyaaa
Ferisar: hello opponent it is i wrath
laundreydhull: Got'd!? LUL lrrWOW lrrADAM lrrCORI
Wolfstrike_NL: bring battle down to 2 first
Wolfstrike_NL: to late
DAC169: attack the battle before you cast... nevermind
Diabore: i think thats our tymaret
MegaDosX: It is our Tymaret
ConjugateVoices: it doesn't have haste
ConjugateVoices: heck
MegaDosX: Two black removal spells against pro black, seems fair :p
SharpCookies: well, gave it your best shot
Ferisar: protection from draft archetype p. good
Sibwow: im just glad they never have to print another new sword of x and y
laundreydhull: Punt'd, golly
mulligan2six: Good ska temperature
Spades_Slicc: But you're in the MOONBASE not the SUN base
Earthenone: i would have kept the first hand, invasion of florida seems pretty unbeatable :P
headdeskdev: protection from blue and black is gross agains your deck
MegaDosX: Cori has said come get some
Ferisar: "are the ghosters in the room with us right now"
MegaDosX: Sacrificing the 1/3 also isn't terrible
TheMerricat: Just woke up chat, I see we have a rare Cori MTG stream!
Bugberry: killing the devil and saccing the treasure made by deadly dispute is kind of funny.
MegaDosX: Oh boy another one :p
spazywakjob: interesting attack with the 1/3
korvys: !card Unseal the Necrop
LRRbot: Unseal the Necropolis [2B] | Instant | Each player mills three cards. Then you return up to two creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
MegaDosX: We take those
accountmadeforants: Didn't pay 1500 gems to block
sovietarchaeomancer: SMOrc No block, all face
ConjugateVoices: They refuse to do math
BusTed: Just wasn't for them.
MegaDosX: Do we kill the 2/1 in response to the flip trigger?
Ferisar: no more holding back!
MegaDosX: If they do?
spazywakjob: hey adam, how many of each mtg token should i keep while im sorting my box?
MegaDosX: Also, two more damage on the board
BloodnBullets: @spazywakjob Two; one tapped, one untapped.
SharpCookies: theyre gonna have to block eventually
MegaDosX: Opponent has finally decided to learn how to block I guess
MegaDosX: They have the concede button
SharpCookies: lol
BusTed: tqsShrug
baskwalla: They blocked and conceded in shame
Diabore: been a rough few days on the ol home stream
baskwalla: (because they blocked)
SharpCookies: in a set with convoke thats a reasonable fear
BloodnBullets: scars was the last phyrexian block
sovietarchaeomancer: This format's been super rough on that end, they almost always have it
zarbit: in this format you just have to make 'em (because they already have it)
accountmadeforants: In this format, it's "Assume they have it". If they don't, it's a rare treat :)
MegaDosX: Yeah this much convoke means you need to be cautious even when they're tapped out
accountmadeforants: Firja wants a Swamp and a Swamp, that counts, right?
Ferisar: what if they also don't have a turn 1 or 2
Ferisar: what then
Ferisar: what do swamps sound like
Sibwow: swampchamp
SharpyByNature: Hey Adam! Hey Cori! Didn't realise you played/liked Magic Cori.
Alness49: But what's the deal with Swamps?
BusTed: "How's everyone feeling tonight?" "wooooo"
kevenwith2es: Swampert's eyes widen as he is finally recognized in the crowd.
MegaDosX: This is going well :)
LukeIsStrange: Nice Azorius deck there
sovietarchaeomancer: Oh neptune
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MegaDosX: Yeah you're in some trouble
accountmadeforants: Opponent must be thinking this is the mirror, how nice!
Ferisar: swamp swamp
SmashTCG: i open two sealed pools, get Garbage rares in each pack, And then open the prize support packs after going 2-3 and rip 6 mythics
accountmadeforants: Swampswamp
BusTed: swamp swamp
MegaDosX: Swamp swamp!
n3ther: swampy swamp
Katsche__: "the next one is for the ogres in the room"
TrueNateNemesis: odd that you're splashing 4 double black cards in your Azorius deck
korvys: swamp swamp
cugin4tor: swamp swampppppp
theguardianotter: uh oh spaghettio
ItsLogeybear: swampswamp
Shadowsoflife: Swamp Swamp
GhostValv: swomp swomp
baskwalla: oof oof
Omthebox: That has a swamp on it
n3ther: ya wHO
Alness49: swamp swamp
Logue_Yne: swamp swamp
theguardianotter: swampswampswampswamp
SharpCookies: uhhhhhhh
LukeIsStrange: Where is Swampcycling when you need it?
Ferisar: LOL
Morrigan9: Wastes Wastes
mulligan2six: Needed to add two more swamps
Wolfstrike_NL: mountain mountain
Ferisar: a swamp is a contained body of water twitch chat
Omthebox: Its wet.
spazywakjob: the 2 drop has a swamp symbol
SharpCookies: does kinda look like a bean
laundreydhull: Lay-Gune, eh?
Bugberry: soggy lands
accountmadeforants: Why didn't Wizards put Underground Sea in this format???
MegaDosX: I kinda love that the 1/1s have trample
Mysticman89: thjey do say that.
spazywakjob: who says that exactly?
MegaDosX: Sometimes you gotta
MegaDosX: Not drawing swamps is also a death sentence it turns out :p
SharpCookies: lol
DAC169: I've won matches mulling to 5 aipSip
Grimnus: No swamps to be found
Ferisar: eyes of githraxis: "i don't see a swamp chief"
elkae: Swampless
Mangledpixel: nose womps
drcthulu: Statistically unlikely
Grimnus: Mulls in limited are far more damaging than people think
gamercat88: natty swamp
MegaDosX: But have you considered toxic masculinity?
frank_the_great: You've got more life rn, you're winning
anbuagent12: Cowards tend to be left to write the story
Nukified: dead on the inside, but alive
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
drcthulu: that 1/1 has trample
MegaDosX: "Couldn't they have killed us?" - man being killed
Grimnus: This mana base is ambitious from Graham
frank_the_great: Can't win em all
gamercat88: grip and rip
Bugberry: live with graham's shame
Ferisar: "pog enough swamps"
frank_the_great: Win = Personal Skill. Lose: G's fault
Omthebox: Graham clearly just draws better
drcthulu: This mana base is almost as funky as that Atraxa deck you played earlier today
accountmadeforants: Graham: "Well, the island has a swamp on it"
TheMerricat: Graham was thinking "This'll be Adam's problem" :P
Omthebox: The Atraxa deck was perfect
MegaDosX: The natural Esper
Reduce_Sanity: ttHE NATTY ESPER
Anonyman41: always ;(
Nukified: validate us
Wolfstrike_NL: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
TheMerricat: I know I'm right. :P
frank_the_great: Natty perfect manabase
Ferisar: i assure you mr white
gamercat88: thats why we are saying it
MegaDosX: Per Adam's logic, if one of us is right then all of us are right
accountmadeforants: Me??? Right??? On the internet??? What a day! What a day!
Ferisar: 100% natty manabase
drcthulu: The natty laugh
Alness49: Natty Natty Swamp Swamp
BusTed: tqsNoted
SharpCookies: what a naughty natty
Omthebox: Natty +1 PogChamp
elkae: Adam Nattydan
MegaDosX: Pitching a bomb rare seems ambitious :p
Reduce_Sanity: Intercessor so good
Genasi_Gaming: whats a pogchamp?
drcthulu: It's not your fault, the shuffler just has it out for you today
scarlet_warlock: duel of land arts Pog
Omthebox: Take one heathen
LukeIsStrange: Only 18 Turns to go
MegaDosX: Also opponent has the natty Sultai
accountmadeforants: More of a Lightning Strike, since it cost 2
frank_the_great: Lightning bolt but blue
Ferisar: "i hate playing magic"
BusTed: is it possible they do not, in fact, have it?
Ferisar: "i will use nothing"
SmashTCG: control players think they can just get away from this
Omthebox: You've been asking for the OP who does nothing til turn 5, and here they are. Finally
MegaDosX: You say that, but they're one colour off being an Atraxa greed pile
gamercat88: the fridge is fake
Omthebox: That Yaoi hand
Ferisar: they like to have a grip
Reduce_Sanity: Its an arty lightning bolt as opposed to a natty lightning bolt
DAC169: "My hand is the largest and needs all the cards aipEZ "
scarlet_warlock: large hands Kreygasm
MegaDosX: Does opponent realise the point of the game is to play cards?
Ferisar: can it be a lava axe
TrueNateNemesis: they don't wanna cast spells into all your open blue mana. they scurred
sovietarchaeomancer: only 16 more swings
drcthulu: 20 turn clock on that 1/3
Wolfstrike_NL: Turn 6
bwk789: Its a flame slash
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accountmadeforants: How much did that 8/8 hexproof cost?
frank_the_great: Adam is equally not playing cards tbf
Omthebox: This one does
Katsche__: its a tolarian standoff
SmashTCG: i smell a negate
Genasi_Gaming: they have a counter
SharpCookies: lol and you can immediately kill it
LukeIsStrange: opponent plays a creature thats wild
SmashTCG: called it
SharpCookies: do they just have counters
drcthulu: That maniac is maindecking negate in bo1
SmashTCG: control players never leave negates down
scarlet_warlock: negate in draft
MegaDosX: Oh.
frank_the_great: Negate is great in this format
Diabore: negate hitting battles is big time
MegaDosX: Get outta here Grimgrin
SmashTCG: more like GrimGONE
Bugberry: negate has so many targets in this format
SharpCookies: more like grimgone
sovietarchaeomancer: More like Grimgr-out
Reduce_Sanity: instant battle flip too
bwk789: we maindeck atraxa's fall at in mom limited
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: this feels like a lot
Ferisar: opponent right now is like "swamp swamp baby"
scarlet_warlock: does negate works against battles?
LukeIsStrange: suddenly big boy board
cachorubione: the neew meta
MegaDosX: @scarlet_warlock I'd imagine so, they aren't creatures
drcthulu: yes @scarlet_warlock
Spades_Slicc: They're missing red and white
theguardianotter: @scarlet_warlock dont see why it wouldnt
MegaDosX: Opponent could be off white with an Atraxa in hand
SmashTCG: calling it now, the have a Jin in hand
MegaDosX: @SmashTCG Old Jin or new Jin?
Bugberry: @scarlet_warlock battles aren't creatures, so it can counter them. It can also counter the flip side if it's also a noncreature.
accountmadeforants: What if they built this entire deck around Yarok and refuse to play anything with ETB effects until they draw it.
micalovits: OP just sidding on jin gitaxias waiting for second blue
theguardianotter: what even
frank_the_great: You'll never see the Settle the Wreckage coming
SmashTCG: @MegaDosX 5 mana jin
scarlet_warlock: control players
cachorubione: powerful stuff
korvys: Nah, that's not a natty swamp - that swamp is JUICED
Alness49: Attacky Attacky Natty Natty Swamp Swamp
Omthebox: Dont talk to me or my dirty island every again.
SmashTCG: TWO?
drcthulu: that's a bop
MegaDosX: Yeah
MegaDosX: It's pretty good
SmashTCG: wow i magic player doesn't read card
Spades_Slicc: Brainstorm
Spades_Slicc: Sure is a card
Bugberry: 3 mana for two raise deads is pretty standard at this point, although being instant is the real nuts.
MegaDosX: They really sacrificed a land there huh
theguardianotter: oop
Grimnus: Bonk
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
WiJohn: Oh, well dead
MegaDosX: They also Stone Rained themselves in the process
Omthebox: OP having a bad time
Reduce_Sanity: sacced their second black too
Reduce_Sanity: Yikes
drcthulu: there's a combo with Kairi and the 10 damage/10cost spell from kamigawa that just does 20 to them
SharpCookies: they do get to gain a bunch of life
SharpCookies: that's not nothin
Bugberry: that oracle is going the distance
MegaDosX: Hold up the Smite?
drcthulu: that natty consuming aetherborn is back on the escalator
SmashTCG: smite the aetherborn
Omthebox: E Gg
MegaDosX: lmao get got
SmashTCG: NOLIFE 4u op
baskwalla: 1 Grimgrin in the hand, 2 in the bush...
MegaDosX: You only have enough mana to activate Tymaret once anyway
Genasi_Gaming: i think this is supposed to be a dina deck
SmashTCG: Keep that for grimgrin when they eventually decide to recast it
MegaDosX: I mean why not
MegaDosX: You might be able to kill them with Tymaret triggers if nothing else
Ferisar: i'm afraid... it's joever
MegaDosX: Oh hang on no my bad
MegaDosX: You only gain life
MegaDosX: I got it mixed up with that sacrifice guy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Steal Dina first?
TheMandrew: that's how you kill with tymaret, you just hover over it
Mr_Horrible: By mousing over him apparently
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
MegaDosX: :(
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: that felt unnecessarily long
Omthebox: I refuse.
MegaDosX: I'm sorry Mr Savidan
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5805: "This is it!" —Adam, famous last words [2019-02-09]
drewm1022: I spose if we stole their Dina we could have killed with Tymaret.
drcthulu: No he said it on the internet so it has to be true /s
BusTed: 👀
DrThud666: I hereby allow Adam to be right on the internet.
Bugberry: just say enough things and you'll be both right and wrong eventually.
pixieproxy: I saw the stream title and knew it was Adam immediately
Mr_Horrible: World's only phyrexian samurai
frank_the_great: Natty keep
Omthebox: awkward
drcthulu: natty 2 land keep
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grendel_original: I've been on hold with DSHS for the last 3 hours and 10 minutes. Send a time wizard.
Omthebox: I like the Thallid
gamercat88: a fun guy
MegaDosX: You don't make friends with Thallids
TheMerricat: so chat, silly question, but does the opponent see if you shuffle cards around in your hand in arena?
frank_the_great: He's a fungi
SmashTCG: drippy fungus lad
frank_the_great: @TheMerricat Nope
Bugberry: ramp ramp baby
drcthulu: they rampin
MegaDosX: Apparently
Omthebox: huh
gamercat88: ghalta?
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat Thanks!
Omthebox: I didn't either, That's cool
SmashTCG: Phyrexian mushrooms
pillageisking: Og Elesh Norn ?
Bugberry: the oil doesn't discriminate
MegaDosX: OG Elesh Norn would be an issue
BusTed: FBtouchdown
frank_the_great: Natty swamp
Omthebox: Natty swamp KKona
Mr_Horrible: He's beginning to cook
sovietarchaeomancer: wheelerOok wheelerOok
gamercat88: hehe
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
Ferisar: what is your stack?
ItsLogeybear: All natty all day
Ferisar: 6 swamps
Juliamon: it was the KKona that did it for me
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MegaDosX: !card invasion of xerex
LRRbot: Invasion of Xerex [2WU] (back: Vertex Paladin) | Battle — Siege [4] | When Invasion of Xerex enters the battlefield, return up to one target creature to its owner's hand.
SmashTCG: ded
Shadowner: value
SmashTCG: didn see that realmbreakers grasp
SmashTCG: not Quite ded
Jovh11: Play a big legend
Shadowner: if they had a board clear
BloodnBullets: the grasp isnt the worst, it still counts for a creature and adds devotion.
SmashTCG: play something legendary, so fiora can kill it
Mr_Horrible: OP definitely in hot water
DAC169: play a big legend into our natty land draw
MegaDosX: Ghalta and Mavren would be funny here
MegaDosX: GSZ basically
Mr_Horrible: Invasion of 5koria
drcthulu: show me potato salad legendary
SmashTCG: alternate Collected company
Ferisar: looool
SmashTCG: Oh no
v_nome: Have you met humans?
Mr_Horrible: Humans in ikora are jerks
Seth_Erickson: @Mr_Horrible Invasion of Vkoria I think you mean
MegaDosX: They really went "what's in my deck to save me"
Earthenone: we dodged the elesh norn on 7 mana
Ferisar: "wait how do you mix these herbs?"
Omthebox: Had to calculate all 1 options 1000 times
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drcthulu: yeah
MegaDosX: No flippies
Diabore: searched long and hard to find a good creature, ended up with squat
Mr_Horrible: Stopping the flip seems prudent
DAC169: no flippies
Reduce_Sanity: Why do we doubt graham?
SmashTCG: eyyy
theguardianotter: i just realized ikoria said non human
Mr_Horrible: seabatClap
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
theguardianotter: my opponent totally cheated last week at draft
Omthebox: That was a strange game
MegaDosX: Well, not quite
Diabore: @theguardianotter cheat implies intent
MegaDosX: You need to get to six wins to get your gems back
MegaDosX: Sealed costs 2,000 gems
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Sealed is a little flatter than draft in the prize curve.
theguardianotter: used ikoria to get back kenrith from their yard
MegaDosX: Who are you to doubt El Dandy?
DAC169: define "cheated" 2020Suspicious
DrThud666: The Council of Adams?
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5459: "You can't rob somebody with this hat!" —Adam [2018-10-30]
frank_the_great: No no, it's good to doubt
gamercat88: natty doubt
SmashTCG: I mean, kenerthe WAS an elk
MegaDosX: Oh boy Lutri
Spanked42: you don't doubt him question him?
Reduce_Sanity: The natty azorius
Spanked42: isn't that the same?
micalovits: Mana is perfect, never doubt
Omthebox: Hello Nornies
drcthulu: That's just the best natty companion in draft
Bugberry: 50% if the time this deck works everytime.
theguardianotter: @theguardianotter with this player, its far from the first time
MegaDosX: Neidhart?
Diabore: we just want to make you laugh adam
Shadowsoflife: Natty
Artificer_Evan: !uptime
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frank_the_great: The Natural Azorious
Spanked42: @Shadowsoflife thank you. I was trying so hard not to. I'm glad someone did it.
Mr_Horrible: I like flipping and swinging there
MegaDosX: Uh oh
Diabore: looking for that natty laugh
mazemindtom: Cut a plains for a swamp next game, you have two plainscyclers
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife Welcome
Artificer_Evan: How is it that I am never on time
YFiddler: Who's Natty?
Mr_Horrible: Neither block is a good trade for OP
SplashDazzler54: oh no we're playing against doug??
TrueNateNemesis: time flies while you're complaining about manabases
Grimnus: Swamp swamp
Arazien: THE Doug?!
Diabore: @SplashDazzler54 doug dimmadome? of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
Earthenone: all we need is natty natty swamp swamp
micalovits: Just a natty swamp on the top!
SmashTCG: Op on 4 colors?
Diabore: 3/3/ on 2/2?
EvilBadman: Wouldn't this have been a famjam drafted deck, not Graham, since that was later?
drcthulu: That's a better block
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That seems better, although they must have a trick.
Diabore: oh yeah, this is family jamily
Earthenone: this is a sealed on the lrrmtg account, calling it G's is a safe bet
Omthebox: Its a race
DAC169: another no natty swamp game? aipCry
micalovits: Wait, they had a companion?
drcthulu: you just have to believe in the heart of the cards
Reduce_Sanity: Turns out when you dont get the natty its a feel bad
Jovh11: If you plainscycle this turn you will have the requisite mana to cast your Alabaster Host Intercessor Kappa
Omthebox: Ah, the perfect draw
frank_the_great: Big talk for a 7-2 deck
SmashTCG: okay G, maybe FEWER double black cards
SmashTCG: screen shot this moment for G
oatway: casual 9 black pips in hand
Swamplor: How long can the talk be? After, "This mana base sucks," what is left to say?
Mr_Horrible: We love a statistical improbability
Revelia: Just remember to start every sentence with: "look I know you sign my checks but"
drcthulu: they can just pump with raff
sovietarchaeomancer: Inspiring, even
MegaDosX: One more mana and they'd have copied it
frank_the_great: Damn, I would have sounded so right
Reduce_Sanity: No natty = No win
Diabore: ad time?
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DAC169: 4-3
GapFiller: nalvHi welcome back Cori
Mr_Horrible: He we *won* miserably once too
MegaDosX: A wild Cori appears!
Earthenone: -!prime
Diabore: i made a good point!
WiJohn: Without your steady hand on the tiller it all went to seed
flatluigi: make cori run this next draft
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Wolfstrike_NL: #blamejames
flatluigi: i wanna see a cori deck
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: Sup lurmers how goes the tugging
MegaDosX: Good thing Adam's here to help out
Omthebox: This is going to go great
AtrusOfMyst: Just in time to girafft
oatway: hell yeah delicious cardboard
Grimnus: Oo thats a good one
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Diabore: always take the top left card, guaranteed to be the best
Earthenone: the arena client cheats for you, it puts the good cards in the top left
Omthebox: Passing a Surveyor, tsk tsk.
Earthenone: No! bigger than a hand!
oatway: we have technology
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micalovits: Yargle or Bargle!
aiamethyst: cori on magic stream? what's going on?
BusTed: cori said
cebjyre: Can't draft horses?
oatway: mono black choo choo
GhostofJeffGoldblum: YARGLE
MegaDosX: Yargle is not a good card but he's a funny card
Reduce_Sanity: Time to bargle
Earthenone: we are down to bargle
Diabore: coris in the driver seat
gamercat88: Cori one of us, one of us!
micalovits: All hail Cori!
Omthebox: Now we just need that vampire that can shoot people
Gaz_L: We're here to bargle not to argle
GhostofJeffGoldblum: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
memnus: Pack 2 fling-backup, let's go
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Cori knows how to make the content we crave.
oatway: what's a curve
BusTed: Flat is a curve
Omthebox: Forg
Reduce_Sanity: bolas good
MegaDosX: The swampcycling on that is great in a black heavy deck like this is looking
flatluigi: honestly: absolutely fine with this deck so far
Earthenone: doing your part to flatten the curve
Omthebox: Ted with the Technical.
GredGredmansson: any graveyard
aiamethyst: flat is a line
Gaz_L: when we get to 5 mana, just wait
oatway: I hope my zombie wears a hat
Genasi_Gaming: did they get burried in their hats
MegaDosX: Walk walk fashion baby
Earthenone: when was the last time we did a hat draft/
Earthenone: :P
BusTed: fontanelle
Bugberry: can't tell they're from innistrad without the iconic hats
AtrusOfMyst: It's like an orange on a toothpick
accountmadeforants: Losing your soul doesn't mean you lose your fashion sense.
MegaDosX: Halo Forager is pretty great
Omthebox: spells are for cowards
MegaDosX: Halo Forager also says a graveyard, not your graveyard
flatluigi: forager is also A graveyard
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That is a super late halo forger.
Oxdans: opponents will have spells xD
Grimnus: Cori with the spot on analysis
groovemancery: that one of adam's favorite cards of the set?
oatway: deck features "rat" and "frog" and "bird"
drewm1022: Ee's off to cry imself to sleep on his 'uge pillow.
MegaDosX: Oh hey look islandcycling
micalovits: Squid
MegaDosX: Cori knows what she likes :D
memnus: Terror and Mauler are good friends here
micalovits: Awww, poor squid :(
flatluigi: yeah, the islandcycling would've been nice
flatluigi: but i think we'll pick one up
Ferisar: plenty of squids in the sea
Omthebox: its been 4 seconds
Ferisar: as the saying goes
Earthenone: its ok, it was an octopus, not a squid
micalovits: Yaaaay! Retung of the squid!
Ferisar: natty squid
Gaz_L: we have squid at home
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Cori's in the pocket of Big Squid
MegaDosX: Cori is in the driver seat, and if she says we're going to Olive Garden then we're going to Olive Garden
ItsLogeybear: I'm just here for adam's natty mana base
Dread_Pirate_Westley: If there isn't one later, can we freak out, just a little bit?
MegaDosX: The rest of the pack is meh
flatluigi: the racer isn't bad with the champion's 1/1
Reduce_Sanity: blue seems open
MegaDosX: OK so blue is open a bit?
flatluigi: but i'm not a big fan of the racer
Earthenone: any battle fans in the chat?
Gaz_L: blue is open then
accountmadeforants: @Dread_Pirate_Westley No, but you do get one (1) opportunity to say "Sure would be nice if we had squid" if we're missing an island.
MegaDosX: All three of those blue cards are good tbh
gamercat88: da squidy
Reduce_Sanity: Natty open blue in pool
accountmadeforants: Welp, so much for that coupon
oatway: chat was good, chat gets one (1) squid
MegaDosX: Curling 70 pounds would be impressive
Shadowsoflife: ^
camyron0: the mirror order knight with flanking is nuts
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 70 pound curl would be massive.
MegaDosX: OH
MegaDosX: Horobi tho
Reduce_Sanity: blues open
flatluigi: there's wheeler's tournament card
Earthenone: horobi shuts down so many decks
drcthulu: Hirobi is bad
accountmadeforants: Horobi's terrible, chat
Omthebox: Memes
BusTed: but it's purple
Diabore: because we like memes
MegaDosX: You are correct in that Elspeth is great
GredGredmansson: shuts down so many decks; including your own
ArkhamArchivist: Not this time, Teto Saiba!
satyropodobny: Horobi may suck, but they suck good
Grimnus: Rat tribal here we come
papagette: can backup hit opponent creatures?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Horobi can NEVER backfire, nosiree
groovemancery: #freewheeler
drcthulu: elspeth as an omage to last draft's mana base
Ktolos: Because backup becomes kill spells with hirobi
headdeskdev: I think the little rat is better
brainbosh: I killed someone who played Hirobi with *backup* triggers
MegaDosX: Play Niv lrrBEEJ
Ferisar: 5 color
Ferisar: activated
flatluigi: oooh towashi
oatway: not with that attitude we're not
Reduce_Sanity: towashiiii
Sibwow: i got a horobi with a fertilid favor and immediately won that game
GredGredmansson: battles transform
accountmadeforants: We don't have any pocket bacon, can't possibly play Rainbow Niv
MegaDosX: That thing is wild
MegaDosX: "Choose one or both" seems so unnecessary benginLul
micalovits: Yargle Bargles fast
Ferisar: yargle gets the fan
oatway: land that frog and then kitesail to victory
Ferisar: basically unkillable
Gaz_L: set the stage for dat boi
AtrusOfMyst: We need a little Yargle as a chaser for our control shot
Reduce_Sanity: YARGLE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It has 9 power, it's immune to Vanquish. GOATed control card.
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
Sibwow: we can wheel the yarg
GredGredmansson: @MegaDosX its so that you are still able to choose 1 if the other option isn't available
MegaDosX: One Yargle is more tah than enough tbh
shendaras: But, 2
Gaz_L: Frog tribal
Bugberry: @MegaDosX it's in case you don't want to draw or don't have a target to counter.
Grimnus: Fulfilled the contract with the first
micalovits: But double the Yargle
Ferisar: it'll wheel for sure
Ferisar: natty yargle
groovemancery: they can't beat the double yargle
accountmadeforants: C'mon, Cori, bargle for the Yargle
satyropodobny: First we Yargle, then we Bargle
rosesmcgee: they never expect the second yargle
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Adam hasn't heard of Second Yargle?
Mr_Bitterness: But can you bargle with a second Yargle?
Red_R0B0T: is yargle sipping on limb juice? who would make that a stained glass window?
headdeskdev: It will for sure wheel
korvys: Whargle
Sibwow: horobi!!
ItsLogeybear: 9 x 2 is 18 which is almost lethal
MegaDosX: @GredGredmansson @Bugberry My point is more it could have just been "choose one"
rosesmcgee: they usually don't expect the first one
Diabore: 2 horobi!
Gaz_L: don't argle with Yargle
flatluigi: cleansing is good removal
drcthulu: I like cory's picks, the other host is mean
Bugberry: @MegaDosX because you can also do both.
GredGredmansson: @MegaDosX but what if you want to counter a spell AND draw 2 and discard one?
MegaDosX: Rona's not bad
Grimnus: Always nice to have one Unseal
oatway: unseal gets back our frog
Mr_Horrible: Dom U Rona is pretty bad in this format imo
flatluigi: i want some oracles of tragedy
flatluigi: where are they
MegaDosX: Negate!
ArkhamArchivist: Give us the tomb juice
Reduce_Sanity: Flyings strong in MOM
accountmadeforants: I have never seen someone cast Whelp
hattingston: If you find an Astral Wings you could take Yargle to the skies
flatluigi: oracle of tragedy is my favorite uncommon in the set i think
oatway: tiny rat idiot is friend, it's true
flatluigi: i like aetherborn
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Bugberry: she is the moment.
Earthenone: 10/4 lifelink
flatluigi: 10/4 with lifelink....
oatway: 10/4 big frog buddie
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Ferisar: THERE HE IS
micalovits: Yargle!
Reduce_Sanity: yargle
ItsLogeybear: YESSS
Gaz_L: yesss
Sibwow: you dont need to play them both
micalovits: Yeeeees! Our Boi!
Ferisar: two yargles two fans
Ferisar: can't lose
Sibwow: but having the option is nice
camyron0: duargle
EOstby: Got more than you Bargled for, eh?
Sibwow: do you take a yargle and multani?
MegaDosX: Oh shit
oatway: we have one yargle and multani
AtrusOfMyst: Our Yargussy got a twin
accountmadeforants: Holy shit
Grimnus: Beautiful
GredGredmansson: DARGON
flatluigi: hell yeah
MegaDosX: That's a bomb
micalovits: Easy draft
tsp397: Big Yargs
Earthenone: it searches our yargle!
Gaz_L: 18 damage, who can beat that
Reduce_Sanity: DAGRON
Omthebox: Never lucky pog
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ho ho ho, now I have TWO Yargles
Grimnus: Its just a straight up tutor+
Reduce_Sanity: Natty pack3 legendary on color
Gaz_L: wait, is that a samurai on a motorcycle?
drcthulu: Is it yargles or yargli
flatluigi: i like the agent
Diabore: agent
Mr_Bitterness: I really like Agent, yeah
flatluigi: agent draws when it flips
v_nome: @drcthulu Yargopodes
camyron0: what does the agent turn into?
accountmadeforants: It also goes for toughness, which means you can get some serious X/1s through
micalovits: Tetsuko makes chipping away at battles easy
MegaDosX: !card blightblade agent
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BloodnBullets: just give him +2/+2 first!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Stasis Field
Sibwow: give it 2 +1/+1 counters and the -4/-4 enchantment
MegaDosX: Oh hang on haha got mixed up
GhostofJeffGoldblum: We lack removal
Earthenone: if you have tetsuko yargle is unblockable under elish norn
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh we freewheelin
MegaDosX: !card gitaxian mindstinger
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flatluigi: is hideous fleshwheeler streaming later
MegaDosX: @camyron0 ^
GhostofJeffGoldblum: YEAH I'M FREE. Freewheeeeeelin
GredGredmansson: flying yargle?
accountmadeforants: 🆓 wheelerCyber
flatluigi: i'd take another conversion maybe
MegaDosX: Give Yargle wings!
micalovits: There is another failed conversion
laundreydhull: No skulclamp effects for Yargle maybe?
hattingston: Flargle
Reduce_Sanity: Flying yargle
memnus: Flargle!
gamercat88: give yargs wings
DAC169: I had an opponent that had Tetsuko turn 3 after a Fynn turn 2 aipHyperREE
MegaDosX: One Yargle is more than enough tbh :p
Gaz_L: 11/5 flyer isn't nothin
GredGredmansson: analyst is a decent blocker
flatluigi: render inert is hilarious
ghyllnox: If you give it +2 and then -4 then it's unblockable with that other card
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam's like the patient dad negotiating bedtime with his sugared up kid. "Okay, we can play Yargle, but only one."
micalovits: Killing incubate tokens is great
accountmadeforants: Someone jumped Yargle to win against me, once, that was also the only time I saw Yargle played. So a 100% winrate on that strategy
flatluigi: i'd cut the fan?
Mr_Bitterness: The Strobe Knight wheeled, jeez
flatluigi: stasis field is solid removal
flatluigi: i like that whelp
micalovits: Cyclers are good
flatluigi: i'd maybe cut the blue cycler
Gaz_L: give Yargle Red Bull, have him fly into their face
flatluigi: but the black one is great
flatluigi: black one gives a creature +2/+2 and menace
flatluigi: it's Wild
Seth_Erickson: The white one is pretty great I think
micalovits: Black and white are good, the others are a bit eh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Intercessor is pretty good.
Earthenone: i prefer the white one
lamina5432: the red and white are solid
Xaunaught: Corrupted Conviction? are we saccing much useful?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Intercessor is o ring on a body.
accountmadeforants: The green one is sorta decent as a big body, and the white one's a weird o-ring. But yeah, Gloomfang just wins games
Reduce_Sanity: natty yargle
Earthenone: i found 7 to be an awkward mana cost for the black cycler. only real reason i prefer the white one
BusTed: haha
oatway: I do not get it please explain
Ferisar: they're not ready for this natty yargle
BusTed: I did actually laugh out loud at nattea
ipoddodd: yardgled
WiJohn: Bye Yardgle
Omthebox: Yargle got Yeetled
papagette: they maybe got karsus
Earthenone: what do you even search? yargle is dead
satyropodobny: He's coming home.
Ferisar: we can unseal the yargle
Ferisar: bring him back stronger
Ferisar: faster
TheOtherTrevor: unblockable 0/1 !
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Bugberry: that's kind of like a land
satyropodobny: @Ferisar We can rebuild him. We have the swamp water.
camyron0: villain has slightly too many battles maybe
lamina5432: invasion ?
flatluigi: mauler is player removal
Reduce_Sanity: truuu cori
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Ferisar: he's coming back
Ferisar: the return of the king
MegaDosX: Get back both of your bombs
BusTed: the dream lives
Bugberry: equally good choices
memnus: Just casually putting 16 power into your hand
Earthenone: checkpoint is asking the important questions
petey_vonwho: Not bring Yargle back? What madness is this?!
MegaDosX: You're still getting through for two this turn
Ferisar: "well i invaded them really hard"
Reduce_Sanity: remove granny?
MegaDosX: Fair, opponent
Earthenone: Chilli's yargle back ribs?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Yargle won us the game
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Yargle drawn winrate 100%
Ferisar: a real playmaker
MegaDosX: !card yargle and multani
LRRbot: Yargle and Multani [3BBG] | Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit Elemental [18/6]
Bugberry: yargle + multain
couchboyj: Yargle^2
DAC169: Yargle & Multani! aipOMG
petey_vonwho: The intimidation factor is real
BloodnBullets: Yargle and friend.
GredGredmansson: Yargle and Multani
MegaDosX: And 18/6 with flavour text, no less
WiJohn: The yarglest
CaptainSpam: For those who want to SERIOUSLY bargle with Yargle.
Ferisar: the 18/6 yargle is not natty
oatway: just realized that yargle and multani is a tree frog
Bugberry: !card Yargle and Multani
LRRbot: Yargle and Multani [3BBG] | Legendary Creature — Frog Spirit Elemental [18/6]
MegaDosX: I want to put them in my Ziatora Brawl deck
Grimnus: It does demand to be answered
Athelgar: and you can fling them lol
Omthebox: 6 toughness is nothing to scoff at either
GredGredmansson: there's a 20-0 combo with that card and the Voldaren Flinger
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oh my god yes
lamina5432: I still want to see a fling kill with that yargle
satyropodobny: Yargle wth his layer
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
Ferisar: swamp swamp
MegaDosX: Swamp swamp!
Bugberry: For the Dominaria reference, give them kicker for double power/toughness in counters.
GredGredmansson: benginChaos lrrCORI
micalovits: Natty swamp incoming
oatway: adam and uncastable black spells, name a more iconic duo
DAC169: into no swamps for 7 turns
Earthenone: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
MegaDosX: Everything according to cake
Earthenone: the natty!
Ferisar: the natty ratty
Artificer_Evan: @oatway hmmm I'll get back to you
Astrovore: Did the cropping on the stained glass art lands change? I remember the mana symbols being centered
MegaDosX: Keep it up chat Adam clearly enjoys it benginLul
MegaDosX: Oh wow
MegaDosX: Milled two swamps in a row too
GredGredmansson: 3 off color lands
MegaDosX: Oh wow
accountmadeforants: The Natural Ratural
satyropodobny: ngl, those are cool basics
MegaDosX: Both sides have cool basics
Earthenone: we could halo forger and jump our rat
Gaz_L: and now we wait
Ferisar: lmao
flatluigi: ahaha
Ferisar: "i better not"
oatway: they're afraid!
accountmadeforants: I love that Arena does that
Artificer_Evan: dun dun dun
Gaz_L: didn't take their finger off the card, so it's OK
flatluigi: probably all red
GredGredmansson: probably red spells
MegaDosX: They are missing land drops and off red
GredGredmansson: yeah they did
mazemindtom: They have a fist full of red
MegaDosX: And you can make a knight this way
GredGredmansson: and also make a knight token
Oxdans: make a knight
GhostofJeffGoldblum: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Artificer_Evan: sac the egg draw a card?
MegaDosX: That card is so great
flatluigi: and then opp concedes
MegaDosX: Opponent is really getting choked on lands here
Greyah: Natty frog slam you say
MegaDosX: If I were in opponent's shoes i'd be scooping so fast here tbh
Gaz_L: i mean, they're dead next turn
MegaDosX: Like this is a terrifying board state to be facing when you've missed this many land drops
trebuchetboy: Who is with Adam?
Artificer_Evan: Stabilize at 9
GredGredmansson: Cori @trebuchetboy
Wolfstrike_NL: 15 in the air
trebuchetboy: @GredGredmansson ty
mazemindtom: That looks pretty lethal pre-yargle
Ferisar: pitch 3 reds pretty rough
Artificer_Evan: win at 9
Gaz_L: the moral support
MegaDosX: Yeah that had to be miserable for the opponent
DAC169: Yargle FTW! aipOMG
Ferisar: in an i assume red hand
MegaDosX: I feel bad for them
Azralorne: Cori is straight Yargling
MegaDosX: Unassailable logic Cori
Gaz_L: he'd be into it, i think
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam say thank you to Cori for drafting Yargle, your lynchpin card.
micalovits: Just draw a land
Gaz_L: make sure Yargle is the deckbox image
Greyah: Love seeing 2 lands and an 8-drop.
BusTed: tqsHmph
flatluigi: not on two lands
EOstby: Quick, someone call James.
grendel_original: This game 3?
micalovits: Natty Swamp!
GredGredmansson: never didn't have it
TimIAm: Adam "Frank Karsten" Savidan
GredGredmansson: @EOstby no, that guarantees we NEVER draw it
Artificer_Evan: never didn't have it
flatluigi: lmao render inert on the brawler is wild
Seth_Erickson: I'm never high Adam so that's not possibly true
MegaDosX: Ah, la problema
flatluigi: oh they have intervention for sure
Bugberry: rendering that brawler inert just kills it.
flatluigi: render extremely inert
Gaz_L: oh hey it's dat boi
Greyah: Flargle
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Our lord and savior Yargle has arrived
MegaDosX: Yargle has come to bargle!
GredGredmansson: make my yargle fly
MegaDosX: U hoh
DAC169: it's the flying Yargle! aipOMG
headdeskdev: The combo
MegaDosX: Uh oh
ghyllnox: Flargle!
mazemindtom: The dream
couchboyj: Yargle, on the wings of an angel, as it should be
Gaz_L: he can fly twice as high
Gaz_L: take a look, it's in a bargle
MegaDosX: Depends what's in their hand
papagette: do we? what could theyy have?
GredGredmansson: what's on th other side?
lamina5432: yargle bad
Gaz_L: raaaargh it's Yargle
onekitchenknife: they only have two cards in hand and one is intervention?
headdeskdev: The invasion is kinda meh
Bugberry: it basically just gives them a lot of mana for a very specific use.
Earthenone: do we go for the 2 turn kill or win the battle?
EOstby: Intervention and Ghalta is probably worst case scenario, right?
RetroHibiscus: 6 is basically infinite mana
MegaDosX: Give your Yargle wings!
MegaDosX: Also an option tbh
micalovits: Yea, play slow seems good
flatluigi: i'd attack to get that intervention out of their hands
mazemindtom: Yargle to the dome right? Two turn clock
MegaDosX: Also yeah Yargle just threatens lethal if you make it fly
Ferisar: you ever see a flying frog before
GredGredmansson: so?
Gaz_L: live a little
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That sounds like the problem of someone who doesn't have a flying Yargle.
MegaDosX: You could just make it fly and wait a turn to punch if you really want to hold up the counterspell?
Greyah: Commence the flargle
Alness49: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? It's YARGLE!
CataclysmicReverb: jumping is just temporary flying
MegaDosX: 11 to the face
micalovits: Flargling in for the win!
Astrovore: let's gooo
GhostofJeffGoldblum: YARGLE
MegaDosX: I mean, fair
Ferisar: "i hate yargle"
BusTed: Yuuup
GredGredmansson: Yargle wins yet again
Seth_Erickson: Look at Yargle ggo
grendel_original: YARGLE
Astrovore: Yargle wins
oatway: yargle came to bargle
MegaDosX: Yargle wins games!
couchboyj: Oh they had something. A face full of frog, that's what they had
DAC169: Yargle wins again! aipOMG
ghyllnox: BONK
Astrovore: three in a row
Bugberry: unstoppable
tsp397: They couldn't bargle
grendel_original: YARARARAGLE
TheManaLeek: That opponent just uninstalled Arena
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Get Yargled on
dsavillian: that was an evil cackle
Grimnus: Its working, its working!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Format Solved.
Gaz_L: 7-0 deck
mazemindtom: Deck works like a charm
oatway: 9/3 frog undefeated
Gaz_L: power of the frog
micalovits: 9-3 deck
EvilBadman: He can keep getting away with this, turns out
Earthenone: this deck should go 9-3 yeah
Astrovore: I need a cup of that Yargle's piss
dsavillian: combined, it was an evil cackle!
BioRockMonk: Yargle, The Unstoppable Force!
Greyah: No we know Cori does a good cackle.
GredGredmansson: jeskai what
Gaz_L: i always like when Arena does the Yargle event and you get 9000 coins and 3000 XP for the battle pass or whatever
Astrovore: I love that event
Astrovore: with the enblem?
mazemindtom: That curve
Seth_Erickson: The arena music lately has been great feel like it doesn't get talked about to often
BloodnBullets: OP is in red, every point counts.
GredGredmansson: plus maybe they have convoke dragon
flatluigi: !card harried artisan
LRRbot: Harried Artisan [2R] (back: Phyrexian Skyflayer) | Creature — Human Artificer [2/3] | Haste / {3}{W/P}: Transform Harried Artisan. Activate only as a sorcery.
Ferisar: there he is
Gaz_L: even better
flatluigi: def surprised they didn't flip artisan
flatluigi: might have a convoke up
mazemindtom: #freewheeler
GredGredmansson: two islands and a dreadship
GredGredmansson: once again we are cutting our opponent's color
headdeskdev: You can halo ral's reinforcement
flatluigi: flipping wheeler, get their oracle
flatluigi: get innistrad back in yr deck
Wolfstrike_NL: flying yargle in 2 turns
mazemindtom: Looks like they’re manascrewed
mazemindtom: Discarded aegar
micalovits: I like eyes for the card draw
headdeskdev: You might be able to race
flatluigi: okay, that stoke makes me glad we didn't flip wheeler
MegaDosX: Find wings for Yargle
GredGredmansson: they need 1 damage
Ferisar: it does seem like they have a whole blue part of their deck that is currently not functional
GredGredmansson: yeah it looks like white is more the splash than blue is
Gaz_L: Yargle intimidating them subconsciously
MegaDosX: !card temporal cleansing
LRRbot: Temporal Cleansing [3U] | Sorcery | Convoke / The owner of target nonland permanent puts it into their library second from the top or on the bottom.
mazemindtom: Mauler seems good here
mazemindtom: Pump forager
hattingston: Could you mauler and backup the forager so it trades with their flier
MegaDosX: No removal spell one time
Ferisar: yeah their hand is blue, it's gotta be
flatluigi: wow, after all that time no intervention after all
MegaDosX: Got there!
GredGredmansson: hooray yargle
DAC169: good job Yargle! aipOMG
Ferisar: yargle in hand, win witnessed
AtrusOfMyst: Cori drafted a banger
GredGredmansson: we had the mana to cast him too
Wolfstrike_NL: Did...we draw yargle every game?
GredGredmansson: so its like he's on the board
GredGredmansson: @Wolfstrike_NL technically we tutored for him with the dragon one of the games but I'd still count that
MegaDosX: Arena does a lot of heavy lifting for you
GredGredmansson: it was castable in all games
Bugberry: Cori brings an energy to Magic that is much needed.
Seth_Erickson: when you coming to the states next Kappa
RayFK: Good. To. Know.
petey_vonwho: It's been so long since I've seen Cori play magic I sometimes forget she plays
Bugberry: Selling most of my collection years ago is what got me back into the game, which is how I discovered LRR.
Earthenone: oponent has a solid name
MegaDosX: That is a good draw year
MegaDosX: yeah*
Ferisar: yargle is actually the shuffler when he's not in hand
Ferisar: "here you go boss"
GredGredmansson: pretty sure that's a hell demon
MegaDosX: Isn't Baphomet a demon or something?
Shadowsoflife: or a dragon
AtrusOfMyst: Their friends call them, "Baphy"
Bugberry: I still wanted to keep the prerelease promos from back in the day though.
GredGredmansson: reminder that the innistrad battle has flash
RetroHibiscus: We’re stealing their first removal spell at least
Wolfstrike_NL: opp isn't land screwed this time
Jovh11: Baphomet? Like the thing I use to take in the water after I shower? Or the demon?
MegaDosX: Yeah it does
GredGredmansson: its a MYTHIC
MegaDosX: It's a mythic rare tbf
flatluigi: it's a mythic!
RayFK: It's a mythic my guy
Ferisar: hm flash btw
RayFK: That card slaps
Bugberry: it's a Murder that can become a busted enchantment.
Mazrae: Hello everyone
KeytarCat: That feels so rude LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hey wow that's dumb as bell
MegaDosX: Spicy
RayFK: WILD combo
micalovits: Well, thats two spells for knight also
MegaDosX: And you can punch and make a knight this turn
theguardianotter: oh right
oatway: is this good?
Earthenone: now we never have to play another card
RayFK: Oh wow and you get to make a knight
RayFK: Holy
flatluigi: bzzt?
MegaDosX: That's /absurd/
GredGredmansson: and then we make a 2/2
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I think we won.
MegaDosX: They are /firmly/ on the back foot here holy shit
Ferisar: LOL
RetroHibiscus: Hideous
onekitchenknife: that was a messed up sequence
Gaz_L: get back satan!
Ferisar: LOLLLL
TheWriterAleph: byeee
headdeskdev: About to scoop
MegaDosX: I agree opponent
Ferisar: gj yargle good shuffling
SirMorek: seabatClap
theguardianotter: BEGONE DEMON
GredGredmansson: Errant says no
micalovits: That was DISGUSTING
itira: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
CataclysmicReverb: DIRTY
AtrusOfMyst: Baphy got Upsetty
mazemindtom: Ahahahaha sweeeet
DAC169: thank you Yargle! aipLove
KeytarCat: That was painful to watch!
Micsig: :)
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam is this taking the pain of this morning away
flatluigi: magic the gathering!
onekitchenknife: this feels like a 180 from adam's stream
headdeskdev: One player had fun
Darleysam: opponent doing the Ralf Wiggum dial turn 'no'
MegaDosX: Adam has said before you can't just sit there and not play anything for several turns, and that's a demonstration as to why benginLul
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Made back cost of entry. Cori gets to keep her job.
Earthenone: you need that lrrmtg account elo
aiamethyst: didn't draft enough yargles
Ferisar: the third game manaflooding was so sad
MegaDosX: Ooof
MegaDosX: Sometimes you draft something great and it just doesn't show up
Gaz_L: That last person had Etali! that's the best card! except for Yargle, obvs
theguardianotter: Alas poor Yarok, we hardly knew ye
MegaDosX: Oh holy shit
AtrusOfMyst: Yargle and Yarok should have been the team up card
MegaDosX: That is an amazing username
micalovits: Made me snort soda into my nose
MegaDosX: Can that be the next button?
boredkid07: OP's name is so good!
GredGredmansson: isn't Yarok related to Multani or something?
EvilBadman: @MegaDosX Joke theft real good
flatluigi: 12/12 lifelink
couchboyj: Yarock is from Zendikar
GredGredmansson: wait no that's Muldrotha
MegaDosX: Yarok is on Zendikar, Multani and Yargle are on Dominaria
AtrusOfMyst: Just biiiiig Yarok
mazemindtom: YarYar
hattingston: 9/5 with Yarok's ability
Greyah: Poach the name, turn it into Live Laugh LRRgoyf.
uchihab7: They arnt from the same plane thougb
GredGredmansson: wrong Sultai nightmare
Juliamon: Haven't we had Live Laugh Lightning Greaves as a button, or are my wires crossed?
a_Weakling: i mean, doesn't Yarok and Multoni already kind of have deathtouch?
uchihab7: Yarok is from zendikar so it would need some other zendikarian?
GredGredmansson: @a_Weakling sure, everything it touches dies
Ferisar: i guess they do
AtrusOfMyst: Makes a difference when you have big frog demon energy
Earthenone: the rat discarded a cat, its moving up in the world
MegaDosX: Counter it opponent
MegaDosX: Dare you
Gaz_L: "i counter this 0/1"
Ferisar: what if Backup mechanic was the card going "whoa whoa whoa backup back up"
MegaDosX: Because punch
Earthenone: now we have unblockable 1 power creatures!
boredkid07: @ferisar every card is man-o-war? Yes please!
mazemindtom: Tetsuko would be sweet here
GredGredmansson: hello we aren't telegraphing anything
mazemindtom: Oh wait got it in hand lol
MegaDosX: You could just Cleansing that yeah
flatluigi: probably the pay 4 counterspell
Earthenone: you can pay
MegaDosX: Just pay the four tbh
GredGredmansson: we can pay as well
mazemindtom: Pay the 4
GredGredmansson: oooh, we can counter the spell that they try to copy with Vryn
AtrusOfMyst: We are going to Hawkins Indiana to fight the Phyrexian invasion
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noSmokeFire: !card Invasion of Vrynn
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: Sunfall?
flatluigi: what board wipes are in this set
flatluigi: sunfall?
MegaDosX: That's an issue
Ferisar: that's not sunfall at all
MegaDosX: You can counter the Teferi though
GredGredmansson: that would have been nice to counter
mazemindtom: Yikes
flatluigi: oh, countering the teferi
flatluigi: that's hot
GredGredmansson: oh right
GredGredmansson: we can counter the backside of the battle
flatluigi: freewheeler: now unblockable
MegaDosX: Still blocks a 2/2
GredGredmansson: JOKES ON YOU
GredGredmansson: maybe they can see us telegraphing a convoke card
flatluigi: hello lhurgoyf, you have a good name but you shouldn't be watching the stream
CAKHost: O hai everyone!
papagette: could also be that they just feeling closing the game out fast is the right call
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MegaDosX: I think attacking face with that many 2/2s is fair
mazemindtom: Yargle?!
MegaDosX: Teferi's good but winning is better
flatluigi: that does it
MegaDosX: Aren't you just dead? Four blockers and five attackers?
korvys: !card Corrupted Conviction
LRRbot: Corrupted Conviction [B] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Draw two cards.
CAKHost: Why is Fblthp in an orb?
mazemindtom: They just have lethal right?
TheWriterAleph: dinger
MegaDosX: I think you were still dead on that last turn but oh well
Gaz_L: i think they had too many attackers
CAKHost: Did Fblthp glass jar themselves?
MegaDosX: Nevertheless
MegaDosX: gg go next
flatluigi: they had 5 attackers iirc
SmashTCG: they had 5 attacks
MegaDosX: They had three knights, an incubate, and the 3/3
Ferisar: hahah
mazemindtom: They had 5
Ferisar: always believe
CataclysmicReverb: Yeah they shouldn't be allowed to have that much :D
AtrusOfMyst: They might have had a Yargle of their own
DAC169: you doubted the Yargle! aipCry
saucemaster5000: came on at a good time when chat is telling adam what to do
MegaDosX: Maybe they would've forgotten to attack
EOstby: Gotta try.
micalovits: The problem is that we didn't draw Yargle
rosesmcgee: it's the internet, being right is all anyone has
GredGredmansson: oh look its the hero of zendikar
Seth_Erickson: but otzMr you wrong me right
Earthenone: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 4:20 PM
AtrusOfMyst: 4:20, just in time for the invasion of Mercadia
GapFiller: nice
GredGredmansson: vanquish and felidar
MegaDosX: Another mythic
Ferisar: uhhh
micalovits: Ah, we lost
flatluigi: i think we're just dead here
Ferisar: hmmmmmm
GredGredmansson: oh no its Redsting beast
flatluigi: beep beep
Seth_Erickson: ah we die
MegaDosX: Judge our opponent drafted a banger
Gaz_L: sometimes you have it all
Greyah: Oh yeah. I'm excited to play with Invasion of Tarkir in my dragon tribal commander deck.
RetroHibiscus: Alright it was a good try
oatway: well both teams played hard
Ferisar: they don't have yargle though
Gaz_L: the true win con
MegaDosX: Yargle has come to bargle!
flatluigi: what
Gaz_L: OP, we have Yargle, you must concede
saucemaster5000: "oh a yargle? Well fuck guess I should concede"
a_Weakling: You've got this
AtrusOfMyst: Yargle, our enormous glorious idiot doesn't have reach
MegaDosX: Yeah this is a moment you spacebar spacebar if you're opponent
MegaDosX: Invasion of Fiora off the top there would have been /hilarious/
MegaDosX: Cool board, anyway I play this wrath
rosesmcgee: You can't win em all, but you can win a statistically unlikely amount for deck whose win con is "flying yargle"
Gaz_L: oh, is Fiora the one that's 'destroy all legendaries/all non-legendaries'?
couchboyj: Time flies when you are having Yargle
GredGredmansson: we did!
GredGredmansson: @Gaz_L yes
Seth_Erickson: @Gaz_L correct
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Katsche__: these games go soo long compared to ONE
CAKHost: MTG Time Dilation is a heck of a thing
Ferisar: no our tech
Grimnus: Maybe they dont see it
Ferisar: no opp
Ferisar: please
Grimnus: Oh they didnt see it
MegaDosX: Define misplay
GredGredmansson: there were TWO wrong decisions there
MegaDosX: And Invasion of Innistrad!
RetroHibiscus: Thoughtseize bug
Bugberry: they did get it out of your hand, which means you can't use it to save anything else.
Rogue_07: Eh. I think baiting out your 1/2 is a fine play
rosesmcgee: OP has lost to preening champ a bit, I imagine
saucemaster5000: too busy drinking ichor
MegaDosX: They spent their whole turn on making that token
Grimnus: They decide how to kill their token
Ferisar: mono drinker
Ferisar: mmm this ichor
GredGredmansson: hello mudcreep
GredGredmansson: I think they are misreading torbrankle
Seth_Erickson: it's two life now Adam
Grimnus: Itll get +2 damage from rankle
Rogue_07: OP didn't read Torbran right...
MegaDosX: They can make it kill the 3/3
KeytarCat: They didn't think you'd live long enough to cast the dagron?
GredGredmansson: no they can't
Ferisar: wow they got you
Gaz_L: or...
Ferisar: LOL
MegaDosX: !card rankle and torbran
LRRbot: Rankle and Torbran [1BBRR] | Legendary Creature — Faerie Dwarf [3/4] | Flying, first strike, haste / Whenever Rankle and Torbran deals combat damage to a player or battle, choose any number — / • Each player creates a Treasure token. / • Each player sacrifices a creature. / • If a source would deal damage to a player or battle this turn, it deals that much damage plus 2 instead.
Gaz_L: why?
Grimnus: Ah right player or battle for that
GredGredmansson: @MegaDosX "if a source would deal damage to a player or battle"
Rogue_07: @MegaDosX nope, Rankle and Torbran only boosts damage to players and battles
TheWriterAleph: gottem
Ferisar: get pranked irl
Ferisar: and in real life
MegaDosX: Yeah I misread it too benginLul
Gaz_L: ohhhh
itira: go bunni go!
lamina5432: some people don't read or more
Gaz_L: the plus 2 is only player or battle
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
Greyah: Look, you gotta respect this kinda gumption.
micalovits: All Star Yargle!
KeytarCat: All Stargle
Ferisar: you know
MegaDosX: Doesn't matter, turns out
Ferisar: sometimes you prankle
TheWriterAleph: doogCLAPPING
EOstby: The mere threat of Yargle was enough to concede.
mazemindtom: Yargle wins again
saucemaster5000: yargle my bargles
Thisbymaster: you have been yargled
MegaDosX: What's this 6-1?
couchboyj: Correlation does not imply causality. Except in this case.
AtrusOfMyst: We showed them our Yargle and they Concargled
Grimnus: I mean it has two mythic bombs in it
GredGredmansson: those were certainly decisions that the opponent made
Gaz_L: welp, last game no matter what
RetroHibiscus: Game in exile winrate? 17lands needs to add that
itsr67: the frog is breaking down the status quo
Dominos_Fall: 100% yargle winrate
GredGredmansson: Dragon isn't mythic
Seth_Erickson: Dragon is big bomb though
MegaDosX: Yeah Broodlord is rare
MegaDosX: But it's a hell of a thing
Ferisar: yargle is an ultramythic
Gaz_L: well, there's Yargle of course
EOstby: Imagine if you had two Yargles; it could be 6-0. :P
theguardianotter: yargle is mythic in our hearts
drcthulu: yeah but the dragon is better than some mythics tbh
flatluigi: @EOstby they do have two yargles!
micalovits: Yargle is a dominaria Masterpiece
GredGredmansson: @EOstby not IN the deck
Bugberry: lots of rares are better than some mythics in most sets.
Jepardil: God imagine if Gonti was in the set alongside the Broodlord, now that would be spicy
GredGredmansson: man I would have loved Gonti in the Multiverstical Archive
flatluigi: bola slinger is so annoying
MegaDosX: They tapped our egg!
Shadowsoflife: but why?
Seth_Erickson: you know what would be good here
TheMerricat: !card artistic refusal
LRRbot: Artistic Refusal [4UU] | Instant | Convoke / Choose one or both — / • Counter target spell. / • Draw two cards, then discard a card.
Seth_Erickson: A 4/4 flyer Kappa
MegaDosX: You're taking five
MegaDosX: Bola Slinger taps the 2/2
GredGredmansson: we animate
Bugberry: @MegaDosX egg
headdeskdev: Could attack. Bola can't tap the egg
MegaDosX: Ah
micalovits: Bola can also tap the egg chat
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GredGredmansson: on board combat tricks ftw
mozes_rose_weary: watching this deck play feels like smelling burnt toast, I like it but I'm afraid that is a sign of brain damage.
flatluigi: i entirely forgot that intervention is also =1+1
flatluigi: if they had removal i think they would've used it over the intervention imo
Gaz_L: how does this one come back?
Gaz_L: !card bloodfeather phoenix
LRRbot: Bloodfeather Phoenix [1R] | Creature — Phoenix [2/2] | Flying / Bloodfeather Phoenix can't block. / Whenever an instant or sorcery spell you control deals damage to an opponent or battle, you may pay {R}. If you do, return Bloodfeather Phoenix from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste until end of turn.
flatluigi: it's a very real phoenix
toomanybears: cant see fourth card
Grimnus: Tough situation
toomanybears: hand is obscured a little
Grimnus: I think ya had to attack there, they either chump or let you get two zombies
Grimnus: *trade no chump
flatluigi: strobe knight flies, yeah?
MegaDosX: The 4/3 trample is going to be an issue
GredGredmansson: strobe knight is a flyer
MegaDosX: Besides the Strobe Knight I guess
flatluigi: i think gred was answering me
mazemindtom: Broodlord shuts down the phoenix
MegaDosX: Removal you're in trouble, a pump spell in response to blocks you can stop
Gaz_L: if they can bring the phoenix back we're dead anyway, as it needs burn
theguardianotter: pray its a pump spell?
theguardianotter: or nothing?
Grimnus: Hoold
micalovits: 1 is not 0!
GredGredmansson: hold the line
MegaDosX: Is that a light at the end of the tunnel?
headdeskdev: hold
TheWriterAleph: an blocker
Gaz_L: proper nailbiter for last game
Grimnus: Thats a great draw
theguardianotter: that still lets you hold up the counter
MegaDosX: Preening Champion also lets you hold up the counter too
MegaDosX: Even if they kill one of the things
talile: i love preening champions art
GredGredmansson: wait no
MegaDosX: Little late to the party
korvys: Can't cast it
theguardianotter: we cant actually cast it
couchboyj: Can if you flip the battle
GredGredmansson: or a black creature
micalovits: We can in a moment
couchboyj: Makes two black critters
GredGredmansson: oh wait
MegaDosX: Yeah the zombies will let you cast it
mazemindtom: Need a swamp
Earthenone: zombies can help cast it
korvys: Oh, yeah
korvys: zombies can help cast it
theguardianotter: fat pogs
Greyah: Convoke is cool and good.
AtrusOfMyst: Goooooo dragon
MegaDosX: Do we still have that Temporal Cleansing?
TheWriterAleph: dragon goes rawr =3
RetroHibiscus: Cleansing is a sorcery
couchboyj: Get Yargle, they'll haev to scoop. It's the law.
RetroHibiscus: Unless you want to reset innistrad
mazemindtom: Yargle for the win
GredGredmansson: yorion whoa
MegaDosX: It does stone nothing here yeah
Ferisar: yorion goes in the doodoo bin
theguardianotter: you can hit em for 15
flatluigi: cmooon
MegaDosX: No burn one time?
TheWriterAleph: what a comeback, holy
TheMerricat: ^^
theguardianotter: absolutely white knuckled right now
micalovits: Not dead!
MegaDosX: That's totally fine
GredGredmansson: from hecks heart
Grimnus: What a reversal
MegaDosX: Holy shit Adam and Cori
AtrusOfMyst: Butt puckered on that one
flatluigi: ggs!
theguardianotter: oh my sweet baby jesus
talile: rekt
micalovits: Not even close baby!
MegaDosX: WOW
GredGredmansson: PRAISE YARGLE
headdeskdev: What a game for the 7-0 as well
Gaz_L: 7-2
MegaDosX: What a final gaame
chefryto90: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
headdeskdev: 7-2
TheWriterAleph: take a boooowwww
lesbianpunkpyromancer20: lets go!!!
grendel_original: DAAAAAAAANG
Perivale: never in doubt
KeytarCat: Holy Beans, team!
MegaDosX: That was a nail biter
headdeskdev: THat was a great game man
Ferisar: the easiest yargler
rosesmcgee: This was the greatest draft I have ever seen
flatluigi: clearly cori needs to guest more often
MegaDosX: Cori you need to be on this stream more often I think
AtrusOfMyst: Hell yeah
GredGredmansson: lrrCORI OSFrog lrrADAM
theguardianotter: add to decks!
mazemindtom: GGs gang
BusTed: seabatClap
drcthulu: the yargle meta
korvys: Cori perfect drafter
Ferisar: my favorite part of this deck was when an ichor drinker got sacrificed for a token
Astrovore: That was brilliant
couchboyj: Jump in?
MegaDosX: Claim prizes though
Earthenone: you could jump in
theguardianotter: gotta save this masterpiece
Astrovore: Best Magic I've seen in a while
EOstby: Retire champion.
TheWriterAleph: frog's perfect deck
SpicyNapalm: wheelerOok wheelerOok wheelerOok
MegaDosX: RW aggro let's go
Earthenone: training montauge!
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (ZOIDS! Sturm Tyrann Build) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (17m from now).
Earthenone: Zoids
theguardianotter: we didnt claim the prize from the draft btw
GredGredmansson: "this end's for whacking, this end's for holding"
theguardianotter: also sneep
EvilBadman: Get right Zoided
Earthenone: zoids are Gundam Furries
simic_yeti: Double team is busted in this
saucemaster5000: he's calling it... skyhook? Skyblanket? Sky something for catching fish
Shadowsoflife: @Earthenone and?
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MegaDosX: Double Team, notably, exists because the cards in paper have Myriad, which would do literal nothing in Arena
theguardianotter: time to slobgoblin on the hobgoblin
flatluigi: double homestead?
talile: wow forge boss is chonky for like a guy with a shovel
headdeskdev: Courage on the goblin? then attack with both
GredGredmansson: tomRibeye
saucemaster5000: spooky scary
theguardianotter: a loop!
Perivale: skellington too strong
flatluigi: !card savior of ollenob
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
theguardianotter: we've got a ten turn clock
flatluigi: !card savior of ollenb
LRRbot: Savior of Ollenbock [1WW] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | Training / Whenever Savior of Ollenbock trains, exile up to one other target creature from the battlefield or creature card from a graveyard. / When Savior of Ollenbock leaves the battlefield, put the exiled cards onto the battlefield under their owners' control.
Bugberry: savior can bring your own things back or o-ring them.
Ferisar: good ol bob hoblin
talile: delicious boros violence
MegaDosX: Is that skeleton going to be on the escalator again?
TheWriterAleph: bobnoblin the hobgoblin
theguardianotter: moidah
saucemaster5000: is it a race for a million dollars funded by high rollling vegas gamblers, Mr. Bean is there for somereason?
GredGredmansson: tomRibeye tomRibeye
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theguardianotter: i think so
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Alger_Waterlow: Hello
theguardianotter: keep it from growing
SergeYager: hello
MaiaAtarka: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
TheAinMAP: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
LadyAtarka: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
MegaDosX: You missed a great 7-2 draft deck
momma_tatts: sergeHeart sergeHeart sergeHeart
Ferisar: wow doubleteam busted???
josh___something: Hello brew crew
theguardianotter: the coffee, its so strong
Ferisar: red circle?
SergeYager: did you win lots of mtg?
Arclight_Dynamo: sergeHeart sergePrideLove sergeHeart
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Juliamon: SergeYager 7-x Yargle banger
micalovits: We got to Bargle with Yargle!
SergeYager: heck yera
GredGredmansson: final boss came back from 1 life
Dothewhatnow: @LoadingReadyRun I used your code on Cardkingdom for my big deck order and got the button, got it on my bag I take to FNM moon2S
Arclight_Dynamo: Okay, Cori's Banana shirt is on-point.
MegaDosX: Last game they stabilised at 1 and came back to kill them
MegaDosX: Kill opponent that is
GredGredmansson: we yargled someone in the face for 11 in the air
Athelgar: did you know if you mutate and double team, you get copies of all mutated creatures? its wild
Ferisar: more like ready to fumble
talile: has jund yargle+multani fling become a meme deck in standard yet? if not i am dissapointed XD
Ferisar: pfhhh pwshhh
talile: @Athelgar mutate refusing to be normal, as per usual
MegaDosX: Clever
MegaDosX: Lethal presented however
Piccolo_GOKU: Cheer100 I have come to bargle.
MrSnooter: Would’ve been hard to win this one without double team but we got there
Earthenone: more words=more better
saucemaster5000: it means it was made by a smarter person
Perivale: it's why Questing beast is op
BusTed: Especially if the text is lore.
Perivale: ALL THE TEXT
SnackPak_: sergeGG
Earthenone: other things train onto it
Bugberry: many times lots of text means more conditions.
MegaDosX: Training is when it attacks with something that has greater power
theguardianotter: thanks for the stream!
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MegaDosX: Coni!
saucemaster5000: holy shit playground bullying
Earthenone: !schedule
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TheMerricat: Is Corny Natty?
MegaDosX: r i b b i t
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
Juliamon: Venom sucks
MegaDosX: Sounds rude
Juliamon: but also Wolverine came to Book Club
TemporallyAwry: The B-Team? PridePog
MegaDosX: This is going to be interesting
Gaz_L: something's gonna happen
Earthenone: finely aged prerecorded segmants
micalovits: Thats not a card game!
Earthenone: adam struck me as a jungle
micalovits: Wait, I heard so wrong
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Good bye.
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Earthenone: when adam is not on the screen we have to ask "where's adam"
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Tinker Tailor Solder Fry (ZOIDS! Sturm Tyrann Build) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (50s ago).
TemporallyAwry: !soon
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Manae: lrrSIG lrrSIG
TemporallyAwry: !now lrrSIG
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CAKHost: jlrrCooltunes
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HbombAndFriends: I haven’t caught a TTSF in awhile. Hi, friends.
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Arclight_Dynamo: Okay chat - are Zords Zoids? Discuss.
patbaer: "fun" fact: America got the 2nd Zoids anime New Century first, and then later got the Chaotic Century (split into two seasons).
Gophersaurus: And then didn't get all of the third anime Fuzors, even though the full series did get broadcast in other countries such as Australia
RockPusher: That is a hefty box