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TXC2: Hello Cori
nickthecatbear:
TanookiMike8: ello
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TheAwkes: prime time
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TXC2: !patreon
NightValien28: but do you have a mini fridge?
TXC2: what is the stink of fear lrrbot?
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: In space, you can't jump.
TXC2: ah of course, the fear of using space jump
LordZarano: Hi Cori. Hi Chat
TXC2: hello LordZarano welcome
TXC2: why would that be in latin and not Greek?
BlackIsis: Those dang New Mexicans
BlackIsis: What was wrong with OLD Mexico anyway
Invitare: is that... the G-Man?
Invitare: Bruce Banner??
Astramentha: These are the same picture
critiquequartz: He looks very g manny
Invitare: that's deffo Gman
Invitare: he even sounds similar!
Invitare: not quite the same broken cadence
Invitare: but still
Ravynn: Would it have killed Tony to have grabbed you as he flew?
BlackIsis: ladies...Tony's one weakness!
nickthecatbear: Hackng? I'm in!
TXC2: L££T HAXOR
Angnor33: What else are those swords for, if not hacking?
BlackIsis: You must thwip it
BlackIsis: @Angnor33 I mean, titanfall literally had knives you stabbed into things to hack them
LordZarano: It's all running on hackertyper
TXC2: also Horizon zero dawn you hack by stabbing
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TXC2:
Wolfstrike_NL: Time to print more money!
TXC2: money came out of a computer? oh no are we crpto miners now?
Ravynn:
mercano82: The other puppies were squished by the man you threw down the hole
CaptainSpam: Bruce has some serious G-Man vibes going on with his face right now.
Welbog: Giant enemy crab
Ravynn: Giant lady crab!
TXC2: oh no, sexy crab!
Invitare: isn't she from Diablo 4?
niccus: bruce is there something you need to tell us
CaptainSpam: Bruce, you're kinda a jerk this time around.
LordZarano: It has such perfect teeth!
nickthecatbear: Oh no, the trap is sexy!
TheAwkes: We taking odds on a Maiden stomp attack?
Astramentha: Oh noooo he’s sapiosexual
Ravynn: The trap is sexy, it's like Bruce knows exactly how to push Tony's weaknesses
TXC2: so this is what we'd get if Norn and Urabrask fucked right?
CaptainSpam: I like how the first two were KOs, the third wasn't, yet THAT got the cinematic final strike.
CaptainSpam: But she got vigilance AFTER she attacked! That's useless!
undecided44: I'm confused about why some of the enemies are generless while others are strongly gendered. It seems to be a thematic inconsisteny, and I don't know whether it's an art problem, or a writing probpem.
Invitare: I don't have a God, can I be excused?
BlackIsis: uh...is the black box a game thing or a stream thing?
TXC2: BlackIsis probably a game thing
CaptainSpam: Tony's not doing so hot.
Ravynn: Hold on Dread Maiden, union coffee break
CaptainSpam: Sorry, large fighty lady, COFFEE TIME.
undecided44: A coffee-mergency
mercano82: The light-side hunter has a healing ability, which is useful. Dark-side hunter has higher damage, which, in theory, makes up for it, but your millage may vary.
CaptainSpam: "We're getting pretty good at this!" *just spontaneously dies*
undecided44: Enemy seems unimpressed with that barage to the knees.
Juliamon: The action quips are maybe my least favourite thing about this game. I would be happy to never hear "That was awesome!" again.
nickthecatbear subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 21 months!
nickthecatbear: Insert very funny blackjack joke here.
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LordZarano: @Juliamon "I saw a move like that once, centuries ago"
TXC2: not phallic enough
undecided44: No, 8 don't think so.
TheAwkes: Looks more McFarlane than Geiger to me.
Juliamon: ^
undecided44: The skulls are decorative on her belt... Geiger would have made them structural.
CaptainSpam: So how many phases do we think THIS one has?
Ravynn: It's a game of inches dreadhound, a game of inches.
munocard: This fight looks rough
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CaptainSpam: Every. Enemy.
TXC2: "that has every?!
CaptainSpam: Every.
munocard: lmao
EricTheOrange: damn
CaptainSpam: Geez, Tony.
EricTheOrange: just one shotted them
BlackIsis: That is kinda Tony's whole deal, Hunter
Ravynn: I always appreciate the satisfying 'thunk' sound enemies make into only semi-reinforced objects
munocard: ruh roh
mercano82: OK, Tony's staying down.
Juliamon: That hit so hard it made the stream buffer
roastbeefsandwitch: How many times do you have knock down the Dread Maiden?
munocard: Concealed seems important
CaptainSpam: @roastbeefsandwitch 'Till she stops getting back up again.
TXC2: roastbeefsandwitch at least twice it seems
EricTheOrange: maybe this is the last time you knock her down?
munocard: hell yeah
mtvcdm: so cool
munocard: that was close
mercano82: Tony and Peter are in matching downed poses.
CaptainSpam:
adept_nekomancer: Take that, television!
mtvcdm: See? TV rota your brain
undecided44: Why do we keep hurting each other like this? And why does the caretaker know about this thing, why was this a surprise if the caretaker recognized it... I'm so confused?
thewolfisonfire: @mercano82 like father like son, I guess
EricTheOrange: wait I got here late, is Lilith doing propaganda to get humans on her side?
munocard: Back to The Homie Zone
TheMerricat: So I've been meaning to bring this up a couple of times but this caretakers comments post fight whether you win or lose sound a lot like she's just negging us?
TXC2: "what if radiation, but faster?!"
TheAwkes: Something about the eyebrows being uncovered by that mask is surprisingly wrong.
TXC2: Agatha is the mother, Sara is the father
Ravynn: Caretaker is our absentee for 300 year father
niccus: what does that make lilith
Ravynn: Lilith is our career focused mom
Juliamon: Egg donor?
TXC2: niccus our trashy bio mom
QuixoticScrivener: I feel like the 2 parent discussion circled back around to accidental sexism.
munocard: blue is definitely her color
undecided44: as a father who had that type of father, I'm trying to not perpetuate a stupid thing that was damaging just because I had that damage.
TXC2: QuixoticScrivener yes, I will cop to having assigned "traditional" gender roles
munocard: Aviators are so good
QuixoticScrivener: @TXC2 At least you can acknowledge it
HIYgamer: Good talk I guess
TXC2: it's from Golf tony
Wolfstrike_NL: "I wanna build nukes"
mtvcdm: Ooh, ooh, can we forge a champagne supernova.
Invitare: does this... violate the Geneva Convention?
Invitare: because it kind of sounds like chemical warfare
mtvcdm: Oh..... oh that sounds.... oh.
EricTheOrange: ewww, that's like pepper spray but under your skin
Ravynn: "What'd you do for shop class?" "I stuffed blender habanero into this tranq"
mercano82: Creed Repellent, when you don't want to deal with 90's bands.
TXC2:
if it's edible it's not illegal 
EricTheOrange: what game is that?
critiquequartz: why does it sound like iron man and dr strange are talking like their dating
Ravynn: EricTheOrange They're playing Chess I believe
EricTheOrange: @Ravynn naw the video game
mercano82: @critiquequartz They're roomates. Or possibly "roommates"
BlackIsis: wait, how many quincineras did his niece have?
TXC2: !break
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Ravynn: How many quincineras is too many?
TXC2: criticise the tropes that they've used
TXC2: Ravynn 15?
Ravynn:
Yeah that would be a lot 
mtvcdm: So, random question... why does superhero music always have so many horns in it?
Juliamon: because comics are often horny
Ravynn: ^^
Ravynn: Midnight Suns is a lot of spandex, leather and latex.
Juliamon:
also, they shall 
as they please
TXC2: and we're back
Astramentha: Masterpiece
TXC2:
flash gordon this ain't 
TheAwkes: Reading that as Spectro Matron instead of Sprecto ma Tron adds some real flavour to the robot dog.
mtvcdm: 'Okay, you're all good at writing superhero stuff. Now write me something *baaaaaaaad.*'
ScrapyardGhostTrain: They mostly come out at night. Mostly.
EricTheOrange: jeeze this keeps going
TheMerricat: Thorvald McMaster might have been based on Lois McMaster Bujold. She was/is a prolific scifi writer.
roastbeefsandwitch: Who assigned this book?
TheMerricat: @roastbeefsandwitch wolverine
mtvcdm: 'Oh, Crash, I'm elated to be one of your thousands of girlfriends'
KeytarCat: @TheMerricat Oh, I read one about genetically modified humans enslaved on a space station! It was uncomfortable!
BlackIsis: @TheMerricat Falling Free!
KeytarCat: @TheMerricat yeah, that one!
TXC2:
Dark means no coasters
EricTheOrange: well except for Dr.Strange who seems to be good all the time
A_Dub888:
TXC2: YAHS!
EricTheOrange: wolverine seems like 50% bigger than he should be.
Juliamon: Everyone is a little bigger than they ought to be
mercano82: Bladestorm is AoE
Ravynn: Screwball is probably the best meta-spiderman villain
mercano82: But, you know, who wants to metagame
A_Dub888 like bignumber
A_Ninja_For_Jesus_Bruh: Don't anger Logan!!
KeytarCat: I like me some patience attacks
TXC2:
Gods these two need to get it over with and make out
EricTheOrange: nice , an airbrushed van.
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
HIYgamer: His cape can talk?
nickthecatbear: big true
mercano82: She's at the bar
mercano82: She's got a rising sun icon
roastbeefsandwitch: Can you take the 'Rob Liefield' approach with costumes in this game, just adding more chains, spikes, and belt buckles?
mercano82: like her necklace
Boon_33: that brie looks nice
Astramentha: WOW
TXC2: I can't help but note the higher pitch in our voice, suggesting we not quite as ready as we think we are
EricTheOrange: Nico likes to argue, magik is just like, not worth the effort.
EricTheOrange: so like what happens to wolverienes hair under that?
mercano82: This seems like a legit team-up they'd make in the comics.
jessieimproved: I do enjoy classic 90s Wolverine
ph0enix__42: A very Capcom v Marvel lineup
KeytarCat: What's the scythe friend, and why is it slowly dying?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: I like how even the rocks are just 'knocked out'.
A_Dub888: Monumending
Mangledpixel: if resident evil has taught us anything, always punch rocks
KeytarCat: Playing gin?
Juliamon: Carol, why so straight
Boon_33: woo +1 to hanging out
Astramentha: “Friendship”
Mangledpixel: nah, that pool is dead
TXC2: !break
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gualdhar: Is there applesauce for the rest of the class?
Astramentha: I brought enough, but you need to make it yourselves 🔨🍎🔨🍎🔨🍎
TXC2: and we're back
TheAinMAP: Hello.
jessieimproved: Carol your 90s are showing
niccus: she just gave you that for free
TXC2: I mean Buffy was a good show
Ravynn: Hunter, such a kidder
TXC2:
to be fair "with great power comes great responsibility" sounds like something that ought to be in the bible
beowuuf:
flor all we know it was, and the people who translated it took it out
TXC2: beowuuf good point
gualdhar: Is it a tutu?
TXC2: isn't Cytorax the guy giving Juggernaut his powers?
jessieimproved: noice
TheAinMAP: The magic equivalent of slamming the phone down.
TXC2: the hunter hunts? weird
A_Dub888: BEEP BEEP
niccus: i want a mod that replaces just that one guitar strum with the Shake Hands With Danger stinger
Bugberry: spider-man chilling in the back.
TheAinMAP:
Mangledpixel: 🤘
TXC2:
that entrace reminded my of a gag from wallace and gromit
KeytarCat: Taken Thrall-ass mfr
mercano82: Spider-man's just gonna tank everyone, I guess.
KeytarCat:
@mercano82 ah yes, the mobile flanker taking his turn as a tank
Mangledpixel: as with any demonic contract, make sure to always double check the warding
KeytarCat:
@Mangledpixel 
TXC2: Mangledpixel good one
mercano82: This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!
KeytarCat: four of th---EIGHT of them??
TXC2: shouldn't just looking at that drive him insane?
KeytarCat: Hellmouth!
Bugberry: @TXC2 johhny's just build different.
TXC2: Bugberry indeed
EvilUniicorn: should I buy the season pass
Robot_Bones: maybe he was insane and looking at it drove him sane
TXC2: Robot_Bones good point
KeytarCat: Almost??
Mangledpixel: !holes
LRRbot: The Hole Story, with Nigel Fitzgerald Brouwer
KeytarCat: @Robot_Bones I only saw the Cage movie, but I thought the gimmick was he was already mentally ill. Kinda like how Banner has DID, which is why he has two modes instead of the amalgam that, say, She-Hulk is
KeytarCat: Do the Hulk movies ever actually talk about DID?
TXC2: not exactly, Hulk is very much modern Jekyl and Hyde
KeytarCat: @TXC2 ...And I thought Jekyll and Hyde was about the separation between prominent men in public v. private... Have I just been finding cool reads that aren't technically canon?
Bugberry: all within hell hole range
Azralorne: Am I crazy to think that the voice actor for Ghost Rider kinda sounds like Reinhardt?
Azralorne: Not the human forms but like the skellyhead form
mercano82: @Azalorne Good ear, it is Darin De Paul.
Azralorne: AHAHAHAHA yesssssss
Azralorne: I do have a tendency to be good at catching VAs
Azralorne: Cori are you proud of me? Cori! CORI ARE YOU PROUD OF ME
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ghost Riders in the Game
Azralorne: hehehehe
Azralorne:
Bugberry: one liner, guitar riff, ride away. every time.
Azralorne: your face is better
Laserbeaks_Fury: Some I can pick up. Cree Summer is pretty iconic.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I usually notice when Kimberly Brooks is in a game
mowdownjoe: That seems like a good way to piss off Logan.
EricTheOrange: "traveling light worker"?
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TXC2:
Candle salesman
Azralorne: Can I date Nico?
Azralorne: That's all I want
TXC2: "I'm 60% dark energy"
Bugberry: slaps roof of car, this baby can hold so much dark energy
jessieimproved: omg
Juliamon: Oh my god
EricTheOrange: wow hunter... edgy
Azralorne: AHAHAHA I AM THE DARKNESS
Azralorne: I love it
mercano82: I am vengeance, I am the night...
Azralorne: Hold on drawing some fan art....
Bugberry: just write it down on some flash cards.
KeytarCat: I had a bandmate in hs named S. Strange. The director called him Dr Strange, but didn't explain that it was a Marvel reference. Some folks only discovered at the end of the year when the Dr. Strange movie came out
jessieimproved: Roman Catholic priest must have a hard time not summoning all kinds of stuff with all that Latin
EricTheOrange: genius at what, one liners?
KeytarCat: Fighting games taught him how to lose! The Savidan school
EricTheOrange: were their any fighting games for the atari? like one on one street fighter style?
RealGamerCow: for the original atari? There was Boxing
Azralorne: which sign?
KeytarCat: @EricTheOrange A quick search says that good ones started around 1993, for Playstation, Windows, and Sega Megadrive? I never played them, so grain of salt
TXC2: !store
TXC2: thanks for streaming Cori
RealGamerCow: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (1:15 from now).
TXC2: !events
EricTheOrange: me
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Raincoast_Bear: D'oh! just in time for the sign off. Oh well Hi Cori! Have a great day.
TXC2: !patreon
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