Metric_Furlong: which is also a "weird" game, although I think it's a little more direct
Metric_Furlong: by way of example, the 'features' section of its itch listing is: "A non-binary protagonist with a severe lack of charm A story about garbage and glamour Digitized sprites, but not a single fatality! A mix of genres unpopular with straight men Fast movements and some slow moments"
Metric_Furlong: huh, twitch not a fan of the formatting there
Metric_Furlong: first point is the big one though
Metric_Furlong: one of those things that I don't know if it would be a good idea putting that in front of a W+P crowd, y'know
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Metric_Furlong: (my general experiences of 'non-binary issues and the lrr crowd/community' notwithstanding)
Juliamon: yeah, they're there to laugh at the audacity of amateur asset-flippers, not to rag on good things with unfortunately shoestring budgets.
Juliamon: It's still refreshing when those slip through though.
yalc321: \o/
yalc321: >.> <.< ....butts
Metric_Furlong: !findbutts
LRRbot: Behind you.
yalc321: gasp
Nigouki: !fart
LRRbot: The duck call!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the friends you made along the way
paronomasiac042: there's a butt behind me?!
yalc321: A butt behind me and a skeleton inside. how can this get worse?
paronomasiac042: there's a ghost powering the skeleton
yalc321: :O
Metric_Furlong: but yeah, the general W+P audience maybe not the best group for encountering, say, "janky controlled game about picking up garbage while roller-skating around that also includes a couple of moments that, if they were in a more traditionally serious presentation, would be metal bar to the abdomen hits'
laikagoat: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
yalc321: lrrSIG
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Metric_Furlong: anyway, lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
GreatWahooney: hello chat!
paronomasiac042: 'lo!
Fruan: I've forgotten what was on the docket for today - canlander?
Metric_Furlong: it's time to play with pieces of cardboard
IbunWest: lrrSIG lizstarDance lrrSIG
GreatWahooney: I had a lovely evening playing Commander with some friends
Juliamon: B-team Canlander
Decaped: I wonder if we'll see any of the newly unpointed cards.
Metric_Furlong: @Fruan canlander played by people who don't play canlander
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Metric_Furlong: iirc
GreatWahooney: ooh, what got unpointed?
Fruan: @Fruan That sounds like the BEST kind of canlander!
IbunWest: There is a handy video on the LRRMTG youtube channel.
Metric_Furlong: (not the same as Beejlander)
GreatWahooney: thanks, I'll head right over!
cheese_______man: I LOVE THE ROAD QUEST MUSIC
Metric_Furlong: cheese_______man it's some good stuff
thraximore: oooh, new canlander players
thraximore: taigsPOG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
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niccus: constructed adam...
MegaDosX: @niccus Not just that, but also playing a Wheeler deck
thraximore: umbraHmm
laikagoat: ah, i was wondering what b team meant. exciting!
thraximore: teach this man to love eggs
mishrasbauble: oh it's like the battle by proxy
mishrasbauble: neat
Juliamon: It's like Highlander By Proxy, but with people who do know how to play Magic
thraximore: as much as he loves a 1/2 for 3
gehennam_reborn: Just as I was thinking it would be great to get another Highlander by Proxy night, the LRR team provides!
mishrasbauble: excited to see kathleen and adam play highlander
IbunWest: Rule 0 says you are allowed to proxy the person that's playing as long as you agree beforehand.
lirazel64: Wheee!
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Darleysam: I've got a combination Adam and Nelson
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Kadenus: Adam and james for canlander?! Pog
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baskwalla: No you!
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squ3e: Damn that segueway
corpocracy: That's me!
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IbunWest: Good start.
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thraximore: umbral4KEKW
baskwalla: whew
koodooman: LUL
Simonark: Sure, but how much is the sign budget when the new place will need SO many tarps?
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fiftymcnasty: Well, there go the rails
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dewrules235: Oooo Adam trying some powerful magic ✨
NotCainNorAbel: boys are strange
saucemaster5000: well? what did wheeler have for afternoon tea?
memnus: I'm currently sleeving up cards I got from the kingdom of cards!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
BusTed: hahah
MegaDosX: Do we need a talking stick for this stream?
cheese_______man: wheeler is going to do something drastic
thraximore: The boys might've gotten into the skittles before going live tonight.
cmdrud87: more like 5 years, but yes
MegaDosX: What about coachellas?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Coachellees
saucemaster5000: they don't look refined
JohnPraw: co-cheese
DoodlestheGreat: Cochise?
Decaped: Which one of you is Alpha Flight?
wtrob: Oh hell yeah
ActionJB: Wow Jame's haircut looks real nice
violetblight: god that was like 5 years ago
shurtal: cochees was my favorite song in original Guitar hEro
dewrules235: Banger song
AchillesAndTortoise: One headed giant
TheFickleCat: Show me how to live?!
thraximore: Alas
MurphEP: D:
TemporallyAwry: RG Hoof? Spicy!
bwk789: Kathleen on mono b?
mishrasbauble: so sad
Dmc3628: alas his poor son
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
plundypops: can't believe you did not bless him with Yarok
IbunWest: Hoof! Hoof! Hoof!
corpocracy: (it'll come up)
mishrasbauble: bong jammin weedler
MegaDosX: Incoming Seasoned Dungeoneer?
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thraximore: Who let the Hoof out? Hoof! Hoof! Hoof!
plundypops: Are these using the new points?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "the night was going great until James threw a card like a shuriken and decapitated Adam"
cmdrud87: lrrJUDGECALL that would be a gameloss
saucemaster5000: it doesn't help adam keeps saying "Boo!"
Simonark: If James hasn't blinded Adam by now, it's not happening.
EricTheOrange: it doesn't have yarok but does it have yargle?
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
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thraximore: very first card
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
thraximore: consult the sheet
Earthenone: James is celebrating arbor day!
corpocracy: I KNEW IT
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LRRbot: Savannah | Land β€” Forest Plains |
Simonark: "Is-Land"
saucemaster5000: "swamp.... what does swamp do....."
MegaDosX: !card arbor elf
LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
mishrasbauble: savannah ooh savannah
LRRbot: Flooded Strand | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Flooded Strand: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
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LRRbot: Underground Sea | Land β€” Island Swamp |
Bruceski: "Play land, hit face, repeat"
Metric_Furlong: "you've probably never heard of this sea"
Decaped: Hah, i was wondering how long until the helpers were shuffling
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LRRbot: Boseiju, Who Endures | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G}. / Channel β€” {1}{G}, Discard Boseiju, Who Endures: Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or nonbasic land an opponent controls. That player may search their library for a land card with a basic land type, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
BjjBrain: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Juliamon: Metric_Furlong It's a seacret
thraximore: oopsie
offbeatwitch: that was the ghost of urborg
Metric_Furlong: @Juliamon ... well plaid
LRRbot: Knight of the Reliquary [1GW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | Knight of the Reliquary gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice a Forest or Plains: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TemporallyAwry: Nice alter PridePog
thraximore: For a moment I was *quite* confused why hoof would be playing urborg
Earthenone: a 3/3 out on turn 2? james is cheating
theamc2000: Brainstorm wrong?
LRRbot: Consider [U] | Instant | Surveil 1. / Draw a card.
Natedogg2: Are you Pondeirng what I'm Pondering?
Ukon_Cairns: "its a hexerai paul, a hexerai"
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CaffeinatedLemur: There can BeejLander only one... wait this isnt BeejLander!? I want my refund
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thraximore: "Very good, sir."
LRRbot: Blooming Marsh | Land | Blooming Marsh enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or fewer other lands. / {T}: Add {B} or {G}.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Surveil 1 draw for B, that's a yummy card
ActionJB: Whats the points for these decks?
drthvd3r: @Natedogg2 I think so Brain, but if Jimmy cracked corn and no one cared, then why did he keep doing it?
squ3e: crikey! A bloominh Marsh!
bwk789: Is there a skittering surveyor in these decks?
theamc2000: Did n’t natural order got de pointed?
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Irsaan: The "B" stands for "Best" btw
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Mattmitchell45: Who will be piloting Charms or Eggs?
LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature β€” Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Juliamon: James' haircut is lookin sharp, gotta say
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theamc2000: @juliamon isn’t a Mohawk supposed to cut both sides?
thraximore: A very shiny Hexerei
LRRbot: Ponder [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order. You may shuffle. / Draw a card.
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FacelessManAboutTown: Does he get to choose the best mode of Ponder?
dweebert91: The better art
thraximore: Ok cardreader, but can I get that in German
FacelessManAboutTown: YES, best ponder mode, shuffle that garbage away :D
squ3e: I gotta say, as more of a commander land, I really appreciate all the highjinks the team can get up to besides just regular highlander. I love it!
FacelessManAboutTown: Surprised you didn't throw give him Dreggs Wheeler juzSmug
LRRbot: Cut Down [B] | Instant | Destroy target creature with total power and toughness 5 or less.
Earthenone: adam! its arbor day!
thraximore: take that, elf!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: gone but not forgotten
LRRbot: Boreal Druid [G] | Snow Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {C}.
thraximore: A boring druid
Earthenone: taps for a snow, if that matters
mishrasbauble: he's hoofing so hard
Mattmitchell45: Incubation Druid walked so Elf Vats could sloosh
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FacelessManAboutTown: !card Knight of the Reliquary
LRRbot: Knight of the Reliquary [1GW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | Knight of the Reliquary gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice a Forest or Plains: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
frunkyman: B team?
Fruan: I think it's really instructive how in the tank James and Adam have to be compared to what we usually see. The sort of show Wheeler, Serge and Nelly normally put on is like playing Magic with weighted clothes.
Metric_Furlong: @frunkyman people who don't play canlander
Fruan: For your brain. That metaphor got away on me.
LRRbot: Drown in the Loch [UB] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Counter target spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard. / β€’ Destroy target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.
Juliamon: frunkyman People who have played Magic but not this format
frunkyman: @metric_furlong ahhh gotcha, ty!
frunkyman: Ty Julia :)
LRRbot: Ancestral Recall [U] | Instant | Target player draws three cards.
circusofkirkus: lets go
Earthenone: which mode adam?
UnkeptFlea: targeting?
micalovits: Thats a good card I heard
theamc2000: Ancestral recall
DarknessKingCoH: It shrunk in the wash
Commodore_Perry_GG: !botsnack
FacelessManAboutTown: Card reader . com
thraximore: Wheeler forgot to put it in with the other delicates and that's what happened
superdude097: Thanks, card reader! You do so much for us!
IamTheMicah: What are the decks points?
LRRbot: Wasteland | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}, Sacrifice Wasteland: Destroy target nonbasic land.
LRRbot: Crop Rotation [G] | Instant | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a land. / Search your library for a land card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Dmc3628: oofa
midnightcurryjazz: do it
thraximore: do it
Croc64: take his lunch money
CavemanKellen: yessss adamm yesss
theamc2000: Is that a fact or fiction in Adam’s hand?
citizen_pain: !card force of negation
LRRbot: Force of Negation [1UU] | Instant | If it's not your turn, you may exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell. If that spell is countered this way, exile it instead of putting it into its owner's graveyard.
AugmentingPath: maybe no lotuses this year
GoblinRoyalty: Rooting for you Adam!
Commodore_Perry_GG: He's a deckin' machine!
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FacelessManAboutTown: Adam is so close to turning the corner
ztghostie: Drinkin' recalls and pissin' counters
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
IsSecretlyPaul: ADAMLANDER lets go
IsSecretlyPaul: oh and james
LRRbot: Polluted Delta | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Polluted Delta: Search your library for an Island or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
squ3e: If I were Adam I would simply ask James nicely not to attack me
GhostofJeffGoldblum: nothing scarier than sultai control wiht 5 untapped mana
GhostofJeffGoldblum: he could have anything
LRRbot: Wooded Foothills | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Wooded Foothills: Search your library for a Mountain or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Dmc3628: cryptic in hand looking good
theevilslime: Is that an Arbor Elf right? Arbor elf can't untap Boseiju
Earthenone: arbor elf died
aiolian: !card arbor elf
LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
Earthenone: thats a boreal druid
Dmc3628: arbor elf ate a cut down ages ago
LRRbot: Taiga | Land β€” Mountain Forest |
theevilslime: Ah, never mind
circusofkirkus: since we have shufflers, do we get to blame the shufflers?
EarlyAccessLover: personal shuffler is mlg
MurphEP: If we have shufflers, we should also have autotappers
Commodore_Perry_GG: "and take 5" ?
LRRbot: Ice-Fang Coatl [GU] | Snow Creature β€” Snake [1/1] | Flash / Flying / When Ice-Fang Coatl enters the battlefield, draw a card. / Ice-Fang Coatl has deathtouch as long as you control at least three other snow permanents.
thraximore: SICK
IsSecretlyPaul: IT happend
Mr_Horrible: Cawtl
theamc2000: It got the death touch?
MegaDosX: Oh snap
Mr_Horrible: da Boston Cawtl
Mr_Horrible: consulting The Chart, never a bad idea
MegaDosX: It feels like something that's frequently just an Elvish Visionary that flies
MegaDosX: And has flash
as_ever_ellesandra: everyone in the comments screaming about snow basics in a 3c decks finally being relevant
circusofkirkus: FBtouchdown
TwitchTVsFrank: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Dmc3628: greatest snake NA
laikagoat: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
koodooman: FBtouchdown
Metric_Furlong: Adam 'Premier Sultai Control Pilot of the Format' Savidan
PigmyOcelot: 2020 magic? more like ambush viper magic
MegaDosX: Adam living the control life tilting out his opponent benginLul
midnightcurryjazz: What a dream
Fruan: I'm getting hilarious moiring on Adam's sleaves, and it's so rad.
CavemanKellen: fishing reel noise* - for adam
AugmentingPath: He's on 5, how hard could it be to kill him from here? Kappa
Mr_Horrible: the control mental remains unbreakable
bwk789: The natty recall
Ferisar: the natty forest
LRRbot: Cankerbloom [1G] | Creature β€” Phyrexian Fungus [3/2] | {1}, Sacrifice Cankerbloom: Choose one β€” / β€’ Destroy target artifact. / β€’ Destroy target enchantment. / β€’ Proliferate.
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Earthenone: which mode? cank or bloom?
MegaDosX: It's a pretty good card yeah
thraximore: LUL
MegaDosX: Wow.
MollyPalooza: Wheeeeewwww
micalovits: German cryptic Wheeler? Realy?
offbeatwitch: the correct way to play cryptic command is with a cheatsheet
thraximore: you can bounce a land? sheesh
MegaDosX: @micalovits This surprises you?
Hobovillage: Is it just me or is adam’s mic a little quiet?
Earthenone: weird i would figure wheeler would use the textless
MegaDosX: !card cryptic command
LRRbot: Cryptic Command [1UUU] | Instant | Choose two β€” / β€’ Counter target spell. / β€’ Return target permanent to its owner's hand. / β€’ Tap all creatures your opponents control. / β€’ Draw a card.
mishrasbauble: !card Chord Of Calling
LRRbot: Chord of Calling [XGGG] | Instant | Convoke / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Dmc3628: excellent
MegaDosX: @Hobovillage Adam tends to get quiet like this when he's playing seriously
micalovits: @MegaDosX Just assumed he could find a non german one for Adam
Mr_Horrible: textless Cryptic is still one of their wildest printings IMO
AugmentingPath: textless promo is an all-time great gag from wotc
ztghostie: Foil Textless questing beast when
Hobovillage: @megadosx based
Dmc3628: joining the textless omnnath bus
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Fruan: they GAVE AWAY textless promos! It was easier to get than normal Cyptics!
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Mr_Horrible: just embracing the joke of "make up 4 modes and choose 2"
FacelessManAboutTown: Val U
corpocracy: At least it's not textless Omnath
MegaDosX: Textless Questing Beast when, WOTC?
theevermist: they made a textless omnath too that doesnt mean it was a good idea
Decaped: Textless Cryptic Command gives me hope for a Chaos Orb reprint.
Jovh11: They made textless Cryptic and then followed up with textless Omnath
bytecaster: They should print textless Questing Beast!
LRRbot: Field of the Dead | Land | Field of the Dead enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever Field of the Dead or another land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh god field of the dead
MegaDosX: Oh god Field?
MegaDosX: Bleh
laikagoat: wheelerOok wheelerOok fotd my son! wheelerOok wheelerOok
Cartographers_Ink: Also Textless 4 colour Omnath
Mr_Horrible: it will never not be funny to me how laughably skewed the original command cycle was
MegaDosX: Untapped
FacelessManAboutTown: That's a Dig
FacelessManAboutTown: Adam is good at this game
ztghostie: is this deck doing half snow basic, half regular basic thing to help power Field?
MegaDosX: I'm getting standard flashbacks from 2019
Dmc3628: that and maybe a tainted pact package
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
lion_byte: owo
lion_byte: meowdy gamers
Mr_Horrible: "Here we made an insufferable one that's godtier and the others are situational at best. Also the red one is unplayable."
FacelessManAboutTown: @MegaDosX I didn't realize recall was legal in 2019 standard juzSmug
Earthenone: do all the german cards say "draw a card" somewhere on them?
AugmentingPath: See rum visions. Pink elephants, perhaps
MegaDosX: @FacelessManAboutTown I'm talking Field of the Dead you plum >:|
Mr_Horrible: and this is from someone who maindecked profane and primal for YEARS!
mishrasbauble: @lion_byte hewwo :3
PigmyOcelot: The constant crinkling of wheeler's translator papers is sending me
lion_byte: @lion_byte :3c eiffel1Hi
Haroldholmes25: love to hear "that's an instant?"
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ladyjessica: This thing is an instant?
LRRbot: Nissa, Who Shakes the World [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Nissa [5] | Whenever you tap a Forest for mana, add an additional {G}. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target noncreature land you control. Untap it. It becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with vigilance and haste that's still a land. / [βˆ’8]: You get an emblem with "Lands you control have indestructible." Search your library for any number of Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then…
ladyjessica: Classic
MegaDosX: Oh boy
MegaDosX: More standard flashbacks
YawgmothsBargainStore: What’a the event tonight?
Foppish: Love to hate this Nissa
micalovits: Natty Snappy time?
FacelessManAboutTown: Basic Forest was in standard 2019, I remember
AugmentingPath: "we know he's got an instant" is a very Magic Arena thing to know
Metric_Furlong: @YawgmothsBargainStore people who don't play canlander playing canlander
Mr_Horrible: Nissa saying ShakeShake like the protagonist of Mischief Makers
as_ever_ellesandra: @YawgmothsBargainStore think highlander by proxy but the coaches are actually helping folks understand whats happening
citizen_pain: @FacelessManAboutTown honestly have no idea why they reprinted that
Nuurgle: Nissa- Who shakes the world?
Earthenone: canlander proxy wars, 4 canlander players are using non canlander players against one another to assert dominance
BusTed: this is how I feel
dsavillian: this is how I peel (my top card)
ztghostie: forests add more lands
MegaDosX: Becomes a 3/3 and stays that way
Radyin: Who is lying naked on the floor?
ztghostie: *more mana
MegaDosX: Like it's not until end of turn
AugmentingPath: going digging through some time
CavemanKellen: dig through time
mister_nibbles: classic Lis SΓΈrensen situation Kappa
Dmc3628: alright dig for force of will lets go
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
ihlendrax: @radyin : Natalie Imbruglia. She’s all Torn…
FacelessManAboutTown: Boat AND that stupid 3 drop
Haroldholmes25: unfortunately outta blue sources
MegaDosX: Vigilance and haste
FacelessManAboutTown: Hullbreacher
MegaDosX: You don't feel like Stone Raining yourself James?
Mr_Horrible: James admitting to cowardice live on stream
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Go team!
MegaDosX: It is now a creature
MegaDosX: !card nissa who shakes
LRRbot: Nissa, Who Shakes the World [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Nissa [5] | Whenever you tap a Forest for mana, add an additional {G}. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target noncreature land you control. Untap it. It becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with vigilance and haste that's still a land. / [βˆ’8]: You get an emblem with "Lands you control have indestructible." Search your library for any number of Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then…
Dmc3628: now is forever a creature time to move that forest up
Earthenone: untap upkeep cheatsheet
LRRbot: Underground River | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. Underground River deals 1 damage to you.
frozenphoenix7: Adam has so many cards in hand. Must feel good.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ein zomboid
Metric_Furlong: "yeah it's a river; you've probably never heard of it"
GoblinRoyalty: Now do the Cranberries noise
thraximore: tapped or untapped?
Dmc3628: nope
MegaDosX: The land itself didn't
MegaDosX: Zombies enter untapped from Field
frozenphoenix7: @thraximore Untapped
LRRbot: Gitaxian Probe [{U/P}] | Sorcery | Look at target player's hand. / Draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: does the underground river flow to the underground sea?
frozenphoenix7: Field be messed up
thraximore: untapped, geez
MegaDosX: The pigs
Dmc3628: ladyatarka and the pigs uh oh
corpocracy: Big Pig
Mr_Horrible: Endraze 5Head
MegaDosX: Adam might be in some trouble here :p
Earthenone: com on adam, mind rot!
bytecaster: Better, Invasion of Eldraine
baskwalla: Time for a big flyer?
baskwalla: Also good
LRRbot: Treasure Cruise [7U] | Sorcery | Delve / Draw three cards.
superdude097: If Adam tapped Underground River for U, he should be at 3, yes? Or was he at 5 when he tapped it?
Dmc3628: cashboat
Earthenone: sorry, this is a wheeler deck, Verstand verrotten
Gascitygaming: @superdude097 he was at 5
aiolian: @superdude097 he was at 5
superdude097: Ah, thanks chat
bwk789: He was at 5, life was deducted
Gascitygaming: (y)
LRRbot: Plague Engineer [2B] | Creature β€” Phyrexian Carrier [2/2] | Deathtouch / As Plague Engineer enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Creatures of the chosen type your opponents control get βˆ’1/βˆ’1.
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
spazywakjob: !card field of the dead
LRRbot: Field of the Dead | Land | Field of the Dead enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever Field of the Dead or another land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Earthenone: !card boreal druid
LRRbot: Boreal Druid [G] | Snow Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {C}.
Mr_Horrible: the anti-elf plague is just shitposting that artificial tree
Foppish: !card fauna shaman
LRRbot: Fauna Shaman [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [2/2] | {G}, {T}, Discard a creature card: Search your library for a creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Honey, how fast can you get the kids here? THey'd be an upgrade, frankly."
LRRbot: Bayou | Land β€” Swamp Forest |
lion_byte: "yo graham, you up?"
bytecaster: But honestly, this is very engaging!
dsavillian: bayou a house, I would bayou a house
frozenphoenix7: Eh yo G, by chance, could you uh, swing by the office for a quick uh.....couple Canlander games
mishrasbauble: what did i miss
mishrasbauble: i was gone for like 2 seconds why are we talking abt graham lol
Earthenone: dad jokes
bwk789: !card dragonlord Atarka
LRRbot: Dragonlord Atarka [5RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elder Dragon [8/8] | Flying, trample / When Dragonlord Atarka enters the battlefield, it deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers your opponents control.
Dmc3628: if that's a remand in adam's hand
LRRbot: Dragonlord Atarka [5RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elder Dragon [8/8] | Flying, trample / When Dragonlord Atarka enters the battlefield, it deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers your opponents control.
Earthenone: james is playing an elder dragon? in highlander?!
rosesmcgee: This is a huge tone shift from showdown, the players there are like "here's why I'm doing this" and here it's "what am I doing and why?"
LRRbot: Brainstorm [U] | Instant | Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.
FacelessManAboutTown: Stupid sexy oko
mishrasbauble: @Earthenone turns out he didn't retire champion after all
Dmc3628: don't brainstormsplain adam
TheWriterAleph: "wow, that's a good card"
CavemanKellen: you can brainstorm wrong - james
frozenphoenix7: You see Adam, this card is messed up
GoblinRoyalty: Close your legs while you explain brainstorm
frozenphoenix7: "People are ok with this" ABOUT that
micalovits: Brainstorm is truly the blue drug that hooks people
aiolian: richard!
Gascitygaming: Brainstorm and Miracle cards *chef kiss*
citizen_pain: needs divining top for maximum nonsense
LRRbot: Remand [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put it into its owner's hand instead of into that player's graveyard. / Draw a card.
bwk789: Gavin/Daniel!!
GoblinRoyalty: wow.
itsr67: til they made time walk an instant
flatluigi: did adam draw off remand
bwk789: Yes
frozenphoenix7: @flatluigi Yes
flatluigi: i missed it
Gascitygaming: @flatluigi yeah he did :)
flatluigi: tyvm
thraximore: remand: somehow, it feels *worse* than a regular counterspell!
Foppish: Get those creature lands up with there
Greyah: How could it be worse, you both get to put a card in your hand!
mishrasbauble: it's symmetrical!
midnightcurryjazz: one game this round it seems
LRRbot: Zagoth Triome | Land β€” Swamp Forest Island | Zagoth Triome enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {3}
Earthenone: so james' win con is adam acidently paying 1 4 more times now right?
Dmc3628: im probably in the market to pitch lady atarka for an uncounterable
Fruan: Field of the Dead is kind of a messed up Magic card, huh
mishrasbauble: who up zagging oth
frozenphoenix7: @Fruan Sure is
midnightcurryjazz: uweuweuwuewueuwueuweuw
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Fruan yuuuuup
LRRbot: Oko, Thief of Crowns [1GU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Oko [4] | [+2]: Create a Food token. / [+1]: Target artifact or creature loses all abilities and becomes a green Elk creature with base power and toughness 3/3. / [βˆ’5]: Exchange control of target artifact or creature you control and target creature an opponent controls with power 3 or less.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh let's fucking go
RomanGoro: I love that I have no idea who's winning this match
Bugberry: @mishrasbauble it's not that it's symmetrical, it's that it's resource neutral.
squ3e: XD
Fruan: Oh, speaking of messed up Magic cards
CavemanKellen: LOL
Dmc3628: time for pies
citizen_pain: @Fruan Kind of seems like lands doing non-mana things usually causes bad things
GoblinRoyalty: LOL
frozenphoenix7: Oko Broko
Croc64: What do you need boss
Commodore_Perry_GG: That's a big Twink
AtrusOfMyst: Where's my Twinket Mage
midnightcurryjazz: matt comes out
mugulord: "Paul. send in the twink" is pretty good
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Oko is MESSED UP
Dmc3628: sure was
spazywakjob: GAVIN
thraximore: yes. yes it is. umbraSmile
BrowneePoints: A thin waifish masc leaning queerperson
Mr_Horrible: they were distracted by his abs
offbeatwitch: this card was invented when r&d took bath salts
MegaDosX: Oko was a famous overreach of a planeswalker
Mr_Horrible: it's the artist's fault
Sibwow: they never elked anything in playtest
Jovh11: I'll send you to a website where they explain it let me find the ol hypertwink
cmdrud87: everyone who advocated for the card to be changed got turned into an elk
two_dimensional_soup: Did i just hear "send out the twink"?
Greyah: Look, we *know* what Oko does, and that he's messed up. We just have a hard time believing it still.
Mr_Horrible: Sibwow wait really? Is *that* what it was?
squ3e: Is oko pointed?
MegaDosX: @Sibwow More specifically, nobody apparently considered elking their opponents' stuff
thraximore: @Sibwow it STILL blows my mind that none of them even... tried to elk a food token? ever?
mugulord: @Jovh11 Twinks?
Mr_Horrible: jeeeeeeesus
spazywakjob: @two_dimensional_soup the company twink even
flatluigi: they did elk stuff during playtest, people just really went off in conspiracy theorizing about it
ArcOfTheConclave: oko would have been fine if his +1 was temporary
Mr_Horrible: "This +1 is removal, as printed." "Huh? ...oh, would you look at that."
flatluigi: it had a lot of versions in playtesting
corpocracy: @squ3e noko
squ3e: thanks
Bugberry: @thraximore do you know it was never tried ever, or that it wasn't seen as enough of a problem?
LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature β€” Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible "removal"
LithelyUnshod: Fauna Shaman's a 1/1
Dmc3628: uh fauna's a 1/1 so long as carrier is still here
Earthenone: 5 loyalty after removing a creature, sure it can cost 3 mana
thraximore: This FNPF brought to you by: Diabolic Tutor!
aiolian: !card plague engineer
LRRbot: Plague Engineer [2B] | Creature β€” Phyrexian Carrier [2/2] | Deathtouch / As Plague Engineer enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Creatures of the chosen type your opponents control get βˆ’1/βˆ’1.
Earthenone: fauna is indeed a 1/1 the plauge is still being carried
Greyah: What'd Adam elkify?
LRRbot: Horizon Canopy | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G} or {W}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Horizon Canopy: Draw a card.
Dmc3628: own zombie
frozenphoenix7: @Greyah The zombie with a counter on it
Earthenone: adam elkifiyed a zombie
Greyah: Oh, neat.
LRRbot: Dragonlord Atarka [5RG] | Legendary Creature β€” Elder Dragon [8/8] | Flying, trample / When Dragonlord Atarka enters the battlefield, it deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers your opponents control.
LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
MegaDosX: If Adam's feeling brave he could also elk one of those lands Nissa has animated
TheWriterAleph: crunch.
Dmc3628: classics
No_Visa: KEKW
spazywakjob: that dice tray, every time
two_dimensional_soup: A disgusting act
spazywakjob: i remember cam wanging his elbow on there so hard
Earthenone: Elking the lands would make them 6/6's right?
MegaDosX: It would
MegaDosX: But they wouldn't be lands anymore
MegaDosX: Hence if he's feeling brave :p
MegaDosX: Ever so slightly, Adam
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Dmc3628: sure is
BusTed: 🧟
AugmentingPath: did Adam mute the mtgo sounds?
frozenphoenix7: It's also really messed up with this card called Primeval Titan.
Dmc3628: guuerh double zombie noise
No_Visa: whats that land under field of the dead?
frozenphoenix7: I miss playing those 2 together
Gascitygaming: !card Nissa, who shakes the world
LRRbot: Nissa, Who Shakes the World [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Nissa [5] | Whenever you tap a Forest for mana, add an additional {G}. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target noncreature land you control. Untap it. It becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with vigilance and haste that's still a land. / [βˆ’8]: You get an emblem with "Lands you control have indestructible." Search your library for any number of Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then…
Foppish: Fabled passage and Field was a thing in standard even
Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry I mean, yes. A better version of Pongify / Forced Adaptation is still removal even if it leaves something behind. The fact that it's repeatable at no cost is bananas.
Dmc3628: painland underground river
frozenphoenix7: @No_Visa Underground River
Haroldholmes25: @No_Visa underground river
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MegaDosX: Yeah Fabled Passage and Evolving Wilds both comboed very well with Field in standard
LRRbot: Bayou | Land β€” Swamp Forest |
Haroldholmes25: down on the bayou
citizen_pain: @MegaDosX and golos while he was around I guess?
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible Oko's starting loyalty was the real problem.
MegaDosX: @citizen_pain Golos and Field was a disgusting combo and contributed to both of them getting banned
Micsig: obligatory oko
BusTed: curly banana
micalovits: +1 for elk was also to good
Mr_Horrible: @Bugberry every aspect of Oko was a problem, homie
LRRbot: Leovold, Emissary of Trest [BGU] | Legendary Creature β€” Elf Advisor [3/3] | Each opponent can't draw more than one card each turn. / Whenever you or a permanent you control becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, you may draw a card.
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Yes oko a mistake in many ways
offbeatwitch: WOO OOZE
GhostofJeffGoldblum: James in biggie trouble now
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Same with w6
offbeatwitch: ooze is high up on my list of favourite magic cards
laikagoat: me'scoozi
Fruan: I think Adam might have turned the corner on this.
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MegaDosX: Yeah Scooze is going to start gaining him life back now
Gascitygaming: and food tokens
MegaDosX: And he's got practically infinite zombies
aiolian: I assume cradlehoof doesn't play boardwipes
frozenphoenix7: @MegaDosX So will bananas
LRRbot: Priest of Titania [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each Elf on the battlefield.
MegaDosX: And Oko can make elkfood
squ3e: oof
GhostofJeffGoldblum: lol
Sibwow: so whats the sideboard plan here
AugmentingPath: Plague Engineer in Chalice of the Void mode
guacxmole: Who won? James?
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible Oko surviving early pressure is what made the normal counters to early planeswalkers not apply to him.
MegaDosX: James just scooped
Mr_Horrible: Sibwow "Pine for a sideboard, wistfully"
Metric_Furlong: guacxmole Adam
Dmc3628: fetching the cradle was a thing that can happen
AugmentingPath: guacxmole Adam won by submission
LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature β€” Dryad Knight [2/1] | When Knight of Autumn enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn. / β€’ Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / β€’ You gain 4 life.
guacxmole: Oh, sick, wp Adam!
MegaDosX: !card gaea's cradle
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
LRRbot: Knight of the Reliquary [1GW] | Creature β€” Human Knight [2/2] | Knight of the Reliquary gets +1/+1 for each land card in your graveyard. / {T}, Sacrifice a Forest or Plains: Search your library for a land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
Earthenone: also oko, being green meant it could come down on turn 2 when the oponent only had 1 mana
MegaDosX: Yeah Knight of the Reliquary lets you tutor /any/ land
Mr_Horrible: Bugberry if that were the crux of it then something like Royal Scions, from the same set, would have been equally problematic
CavemanKellen: actually a fan of this segment
FacelessManAboutTown: Shouldn't have protected Nissa and rumbled with lands instead of hoping to resolve a fatty into open blue mana IMO
LRRbot: Nissa, Who Shakes the World [3GG] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Nissa [5] | Whenever you tap a Forest for mana, add an additional {G}. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target noncreature land you control. Untap it. It becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with vigilance and haste that's still a land. / [βˆ’8]: You get an emblem with "Lands you control have indestructible." Search your library for any number of Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then…
theevermist: I would also swing with the dorks more
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible neither of their abilities effects the board, they just pump existing creatures and loot, they don't interact with the opponent.
MegaDosX: Does Cradlehoof run Lightning Bolt?
Mr_Horrible: Yes, which is why the starting loyalty isn't the problem, it's that *combined* with what his actual effects were
circusofkirkus: LUL
MegaDosX: "Just draw better my guy" - Nelson, probably
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "do better"
Earthenone: james got crop rotation at least
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Greyah: Best Canlander advice right there. "Try drawing your points"
twistedsylvan: did Nelson just say, "Git gud"?
Bugberry: @Mr_Horrible The specific abilities mean that each needed different starting loyalty. Oko is better at blunting aggression than the twins are.
Fruan: Cross applicable Limited skills on display!
frootloop_enema: drawing more cards than your opponent, turns out, makes you win duffmanDerp
MurphEP: Gatekeep, girlboss
Earthenone: was your point to get diferent basics for lake of the dead?
TotalHell: This is cool.
Earthenone: that was the only issue i saw, but im also not a canlande player
YawgmothsBargainStore: Who are the other player tonight?
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: Field of the Dead | Land | Field of the Dead enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / Whenever Field of the Dead or another land enters the battlefield under your control, if you control seven or more lands with different names, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
YawgmothsBargainStore: Thanks!
dewrules235: I approve of Coach’s corner. Nice hearing lines of thought / improvement
ShaneLeeAtk: Dragging myself off Bourbon St. to relax to the LLRMTG. Woo!
CavemanKellen: i'm actually enjoying coaches corner, need more like this
Rourke9: i like this
SxNova: +1
novrdd: Ding ding round start
mishrasbauble: what's on the wrist, James?
Fruan: Coach's Corner is brilliant, every Magic stream should have it.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Wow. Coaches' corner is very good
squ3e: wait whata's tomorrow?
Earthenone: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: LoadingReadyLIVE! (A Variety show, LoadingReadyRun Style!) at Sat 06:00 PM PDT (23:58 from now).
GreatWahooney: LRL!
Haroldholmes25: going to time love to see it
squ3e: noice
TemporallyAwry: Spoken like someone that lost round 1 Kappa
some_callmetim: thank you my brother in christ as it's 2am here
Jovh11: This is a lot of fun to watch
corpocracy: I already want more "B Team" Highlander
GreatWahooney: also +1 on Coach's Corner being a cool thing
GreatWahooney: this is very compelling content
BirkaBirkowski: I wish Ben Wheeler would walk me through all of my mulligans
Earthenone: this is the one lander keep for james right?
TemporallyAwry: Bleh, that was too much even with a 'kappa. My bad LuvOops
opponentxcomic: @corpocracy Hard agree
corpocracy: What if the coach gives bad advice, lol
AtrusOfMyst: this is fun, what a good idea for a FNPF
GreatWahooney: @BirkaBirkowski surely there's a patreon tier for that, right?
KWardJenx: I agree with chat. This format is great.
frankywils: Kudos to Adam for not pushing through plays when his life got low.
LRRbot: Once Upon a Time [1G] | Instant | If this spell is the first spell you've cast this game, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. / Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: Speaking of banned cards in standard
Sibwow: force of will that mf
Earthenone: wow the layline open
ox42: oh no james
Micsig: If it's free it's for me
ox42: no one say it
MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
AugmentingPath: There's some points! Not points that OUaT can grab, but points
Ryenji: LUL
flatluigi: lmao
squ3e: XDD
Enmity777: LUL
CaffeinatedLemur: Subtle
theevermist: LUL
ErrDayGames: LUL
squ3e: we can hear the desperation
flatluigi: hi wheeler
flatluigi: we can be feral if you want
Dmc3628: get the shia labeouf in here
squ3e: I'm not smart enough to backseat here
citizen_pain: um, actually we haven't been that well behaved
Mr_Horrible: giving James the "Trying to cancel your Amazon account" treatment
MegaDosX: I don't know nearly enough about this format to backseat
micalovits: We are mostly to dumb to play CanLander
Sibwow: there are also times where things seem complex but are simple
some_callmetim: well actually I don't know a thing about MtG
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MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
citizen_pain: @some_callmetim well *technically* I didn't even know this was MTG until right now
LRRbot: Fyndhorn Elves [G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
micalovits: Who wanna bet James had no green sources in hand?
thraximore: me
MegaDosX: No bet
KodeMage: we saw
mishrasbauble: @micalovits 100% bet
LoadingReadyRun: Once Upon a time, there was a Forest
RomanGoro: No bet
MajorFrostbyte: Nelson, "if it works out its great. If not, we are back on time." James - oh have you seen how I draw?
GoblinRoyalty: Bring in the Twink!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: pork chop sandwiches!
Haroldholmes25: looked like james had a cradle and a hoof
theevermist: and then what happened?
GreatWahooney: @micalovits well technically...
Mr_Bitterness: Body massage machine, GO
LRRbot: Underground River | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. Underground River deals 1 damage to you.
Croc64: @GoblinRoyalty How can I assist?
Haroldholmes25: LUL
frozenphoenix7: I think the muffin is on the wrong player
squ3e: Wait a minute why does James have the muffin of Victory? Didnt adam win?
LRRbot: Serum Visions [U] | Sorcery | Draw a card. Scry 2.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh the muffin is on the wrong player
MegaDosX: Also yeah the muffin should be on Adam
AtrusOfMyst: "nice catch, blanco nino...."
laikagoat: mamamia
corpocracy: Yeah, Adam needs the muffin
AugmentingPath: I wish OUaT was an uncard and actually required you to say "once upon a time there was" as an additional cost to cast it
Sibwow: swap it out for loss muffins
MegaDosX: Adam drew the "You win the game" sorcery
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Yes. You have to win now. Before James untaps.
trainpants: personwhoconcedessayswhat?
flatluigi: ahaha
TwitchTVsFrank: Lol
mishrasbauble: @Sibwow 4 panel muffin
Earthenone: somehow he got all 5 pieces of exodia off serum visions
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mattydubs75: why no give james medium red? lol
MegaDosX: Scry 2, top top is always scary, but this early it's a little worrying
LRRbot: Gaea's Cradle | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
AugmentingPath: Cradle taps for 1? seems fair
superdude097: @mattydubs75 I think James said he asked for this deck
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Gaea Cradle to the Gaea Grave
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Sibwow: hell yeah
MegaDosX: That was a /brave/ keep
mishrasbauble: magic the gathering
Dmc3628: braver than thku
MegaDosX: There's a universe where that backfires badly on you
mattydubs75: @mattydubs75 sweet
LRRbot: Arbor Elf [G] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Untap target Forest.
SxNova: Adam won and James got a muffin .. seems a good consolation prize
GhostofJeffGoldblum: man I kinda want a muffin now
LRRbot: Circle of Dreams Druid [GGG] | Creature β€” Elf Druid [2/1] | {T}: Add {G} for each creature you control.
MegaDosX: Holy hell he's ramping
mishrasbauble: WOAH
TotalHell: Allllll the mana
niccus: that's a lot of ramping
mishrasbauble: mana the gathering
Fruan: Uh, that's a lot of mana.
MurphEP: seabatClap
offbeatwitch: ramp baybe
MegaDosX: Untapping with nine mana on turn three seems good
flatluigi: how are you running two cradles in a singleton format
AugmentingPath: ritual plague engineer
thraximore: it *is* cradlehoof
CaffeinatedLemur: Ramp to the Moon
GreatWahooney: that's so much mana ;o
Metric_Furlong: 9 mana on turn 2, as you do
ryryu_: Woo
mishrasbauble: uh oh uh oh uh oh uh oh
Dmc3628: double the cradles
Earthenone: !card nausea
LRRbot: Nausea [1B] | Sorcery | All creatures get βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Creeping Tar Pit | Land | Creeping Tar Pit enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U} or {B}. / {1}{U}{B}: Creeping Tar Pit becomes a 3/2 blue and black Elemental creature until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn. It's still a land.
niccus: time for plague engineer
GreatWahooney: creepy tarpy
thraximore: oooooooh
LRRbot: Baleful Strix [UB] | Artifact Creature β€” Bird [1/1] | Flying, deathtouch / When Baleful Strix enters the battlefield, draw a card.
as_ever_ellesandra: OH YEAH
Mr_Horrible: oh nooooo
mishrasbauble: OH YEAH
LRRbot: Contagion [3BB] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a black card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Distribute two βˆ’2/βˆ’1 counters among one or two target creatures.
violetblight: god
MegaDosX: WHAT
midnightcurryjazz: meow
BrowneePoints: Good old creeping arm pit
mishrasbauble: get em!
MegaDosX: Holy hell
thraximore: wheelerMuldr
MegaDosX: That's disgusting
GhostofJeffGoldblum: jesus christ
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that card is messed up
lithopseffect: you love to see it
GoblinRoyalty: HS18GG
Mr_Horrible: I mean, still a 2-for-2 but that's backbreaking
Syntheticuh: til there was a black fow type card
LRRbot: Sleight of Hand [U] | Sorcery | Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library.
kumatsu: Baleful Strix killing creatures without even hitting the board
Fruan: Force of Will was part of a cycle!
niccus: what do you normally use for -2/-1 counters
AugmentingPath: Syntheticuh yep, there's 5 of them
Dmc3628: that's the hottest contagion in a minute
LithelyUnshod: Hell yeah Contagion. I remember playing htat in Pox
as_ever_ellesandra: Adam has had like the Canlander player's dream
Earthenone: back in the day i used to play massacure
KeytarCat: Oh a Foglio!
TotalHell: @niccus dried banana chips
dantazzle: just arrived, this episode's concept is divine
MegaDosX: I mean, it did cost Adam two cards to do that, but he hit a very good mana dork so it's worth it
kumatsu: Wizards please, I've been very patient, I'd like my Foglio secret lair
dweebert91: another cycle white gets shafted
LRRbot: Grim Monolith [2] | Artifact | Grim Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step. / {T}: Add {C}{C}{C}. / {4}: Untap Grim Monolith.
violetblight: its just fury
micalovits: Its fury, but instant
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Mr_Horrible: GRRM Monolith: tap to add CCC. Write the next book to untap GRRM Monolith. GRRM Monolith doesn't untap during your untap step.
LRRbot: Otawara, Soaring City | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {U}. / Channel β€” {3}{U}, Discard Otawara, Soaring City: Return target artifact, creature, enchantment, or planeswalker to its owner's hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
SaggyJello89: don't forget to like, comment, subscribe, and smash the bell for James' turn
Dog_of_Myth: @Mr_Horrible LUL
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LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature β€” Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, Ledger Shredder connives.
mishrasbauble: shredder!!!
MegaDosX: The idiot bird!
mishrasbauble: build me a body!!
micalovits: Wooo, shredding bird!
drewm1022: Where's my body??
Mr_Horrible: my ledgers! sofieD
CaffeinatedLemur: my double book keeping!?
mishrasbauble: twitch autofiltered out the word idiot lmfao
LRRbot: Scavenging Ooze [1G] | Creature β€” Ooze [2/2] | {G}: Exile target card from a graveyard. If it was a creature card, put a +1/+1 counter on Scavenging Ooze and you gain 1 life.
offbeatwitch: scooze!
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
LRRbot: Force of Will [3UU] | Instant | You may pay 1 life and exile a blue card from your hand rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Counter target spell.
Mr_Horrible: they have printed one or two ridiculous magic cards over the years
MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
AugmentingPath: The blue bounty of the hunt
midnightcurryjazz: lrrHAM
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
TotalHell: Wish I could watch longer, this has been fun and something I'd love to see more of
dweebert91: Wheeler, next can you tell a Bounty of the Hunt story?
Mr_Horrible: knowing a Leovold will go uncast hurts me
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL the card reader really likes Urborg for some reason
CaffeinatedLemur: The Cardreader lives in hope
MegaDosX: It's like when it kept thinking everything was Hadouken in the mono red FNPF
MegaDosX: Or was that a different stream where it kept seeing Hadouken?
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LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature β€” Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When Deranged Hermit enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
DHAnubis: I think theres been multiple Hadouken occurrences in various streams
squ3e: interesting tapping cradle here
squ3e: and not elves
mishrasbauble: omg it's "and his millions"
Commodore_Perry_GG: I now realized Derange Hermit and Gaea's Cradle came out one set apart
MegaDosX: It would have let him untap the monolith
MegaDosX: If nothing else
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Mr_Horrible: the number of critters that cradle makes free or mana-positive is goofy as hell
LRRbot: Dig Through Time [6UU] | Instant | Delve / Look at the top seven cards of your library. Put two of them into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
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frozenphoenix7: Oh noooooo
micalovits: !decks
LRRbot: Tropical Island | Land β€” Forest Island |
LRRbot: Plague Engineer [2B] | Creature β€” Phyrexian Carrier [2/2] | Deathtouch / As Plague Engineer enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Creatures of the chosen type your opponents control get βˆ’1/βˆ’1.
MegaDosX: Don't need to pay the echo cost at least now
Dmc3628: woofa
RomanGoro: In general, is this a bad matchup?
Mr_Horrible: Elves HATE him
thraximore: plague engineer doing work tonight
AugmentingPath: still has a lot of mana
lithopseffect: how many cards does James have in hand?
Mr_Horrible: RomanGoro I'm no expert but I'd think not? CradleHoof has a lot of power to get in underneath or power through a control deck's interaction. But Adam's draw has been really well-positioned to stymie James's
LRRbot: Wood Elves [2G] | Creature β€” Elf Scout [1/1] | When Wood Elves enters the battlefield, search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
frozenphoenix7: "Yeah sure whatever"
gualdhar: Adam with the perfect poker face
Mr_Horrible: "I found this cool tree" *dies*
RomanGoro: Thanks, Mr_Horrible
LRRbot: Savannah | Land β€” Forest Plains |
theonlybarber: Why are the squirrels alive?
frozenphoenix7: Engineer is on Elf
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're not elves
superdude097: They aren't elves
LRRbot: Knight of Autumn [1GW] | Creature β€” Dryad Knight [2/1] | When Knight of Autumn enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Put two +1/+1 counters on Knight of Autumn. / β€’ Destroy target artifact or enchantment. / β€’ You gain 4 life.
CaffeinatedLemur: Squirrels are not Elfs
theonlybarber: tru sry
sporkraptor: squelf
laikagoat: shreddies
Dmc3628: connive trig
chaostreader: Connive!
CaffeinatedLemur: But squirrels are now just 1/1s no longer being buffed
lithopseffect: I just realized that Knight of Autumn isn't an elf
LRRbot: Fetid Pools | Land β€” Island Swamp | Fetid Pools enters the battlefield tapped. / Cycling {2}
niccus: the only known case of a tree on a horse
Commodore_Perry_GG: @niccus I think Troy is familiar with wood 'n horses
Mr_Horrible: Selesnya's diversity saves the day again
Redartifice: !decklists
frankywils: It's a tree on a horse?!
Mr_Horrible: yup, both past and present
patpatpatb: What up homies!?
AugmentingPath: give him the Arena red outline
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SxNova: Maybe trostani?
NotCainNorAbel: woow, that is a strange charizard
lochnessseammonster: oof yeah PrideLaugh
ztghostie: My textless Crypto Command is so broken, trust me
MurphEP: Tolsimir, Planeswalker
Mr_Horrible: "Yeah I know this is in Hungarian but it says you have to buy me a coffee"
ztghostie: *cryptic
LRRbot: Utopia Sprawl [G] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant Forest / As Utopia Sprawl enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Whenever enchanted Forest is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional one mana of the chosen color.
lochnessseammonster: that is how i feel playing commander
niccus: you put it in attack position and deal _how much_ damage to me?
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Mr_Horrible: @ztghostie this sounds sus but I know it to be the truth
LRRbot: Spell Pierce [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {2}.
thraximore: Interesting.
thraximore: I guess it likely wasn't much use regardless.
MegaDosX: !card weather the storm
LRRbot: Weather the Storm [1G] | Instant | You gain 3 life. / Storm
Mr_Horrible: wait, I just realized: we have art of Ashnod now, so I need an alt-art of Ashnod's Coupon where she's got a coffee
niccus: ashnod with some bubble tea
GhostofJeffGoldblum: good ol Spell PIece
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
lithopseffect: got 'em
frozenphoenix7: Not anymore it's not
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh my god
thraximore: whooooooooooo boy
flatluigi: wow
MegaDosX: Oh dear
TheWriterAleph: good choice
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Foppish: peepoSad
midnightcurryjazz: LUL LUL LUL LUL LUL
CaffeinatedLemur: ooofers
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh god i'm laughing so hard
Mr_Horrible: craterhoofn't
frootloop_enema: duffmanFeels
MegaDosX: Got a Regrowth in the deck my guy?
Xavbull: Hewf
couchboyj: Yoink, stop thinking about that big pig
ztghostie: "next time draw veil of summer"
Grimnus: Hoof there it isnt
Mr_Horrible: "You need to make your brain more resistant to grasping"
Dmc3628: woof
LRRbot: Murktide Regent [5UU] | Creature β€” Dragon [3/3] | Delve / Flying / Murktide Regent enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each instant and sorcery card exiled with it. / Whenever an instant or sorcery card leaves your graveyard, put a +1/+1 counter on Murktide Regent.
aiolian: !card ledger shredder
LRRbot: Ledger Shredder [1U] | Creature β€” Bird Advisor [1/3] | Flying / Whenever a player casts their second spell each turn, Ledger Shredder connives.
frozenphoenix7: Love me a Murktide
MegaDosX: "Aren't they the same thing?" - Paul, probably
MurphEP: The ultimate sin
couchboyj: Commandlander
ztghostie: Yeah, Commadian Highlander LUL
Mr_Horrible: Commandian Highlander
koodooman: LUL
gualdhar: un-commander commander
Earthenone: james even has an elder dragon!
flatluigi: to be fair we do have four people at the table right now
Sibwow: the next time the LRR charter is updated we need to include a specific commander canlander distinction and outline penaliteis for on and off stream mess ups
LRRbot: Eldritch Evolution [1GG] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, where X is 2 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value. Put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle. Exile Eldritch Evolution.
gualdhar: @Earthenone I didn't know Craterhoof was a dragon
LRRbot: Drown in the Loch [UB] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Counter target spell with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard. / β€’ Destroy target creature with mana value less than or equal to the number of cards in its controller's graveyard.
theevermist: Canadian Dragon Highlander?
Earthenone: he had atarka last game :P
Dmc3628: sac the creature first then get drowned
nymistrya: Wait, I've got a great idea. It's Canadian Highlander, but you choose a legendary creature, and your deck can only be the colors of that creature! Why has no one thought of this
hd_dabnado: maybe a questing beast?
flatluigi: eldrich evolution is a very messed up card
flatluigi: @hd_dabnado it has to be exactly 5
flatluigi: no it doesn't
flatluigi: i'm tired
frozenphoenix7: @hd_dabnado Evoltuion is X or less
LRRbot: Collector Ouphe [1G] | Creature β€” Ouphe [2/2] | Activated abilities of artifacts can't be activated.
MegaDosX: Yeah I was about to say
frozenphoenix7: @flatluigi All good
Earthenone: unlucky
couchboyj: @theevermist Is a Canadian dragon just a particularly large and angry goose?
TheWriterAleph: Cratered Ouphe
MegaDosX: Eldritch Evolution is a good card it turns out
thraximore: l'ouphe
Paranundrox: it's a nonbo until your Academy opponent just loses
Juliamon: A moose is a Canadian dragon.
LRRbot: Sylvan Caryatid [1G] | Creature β€” Plant [0/3] | Defender, hexproof / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
couchboyj: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Foppish: Clap
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
NotCainNorAbel: seabatClap FBtouchdown seabatClap
Gascitygaming: Adam played so ding dang good!
theevermist: @couchboyj No but that is why there are no dragons left in Canada, the geese drove them off
FacelessManAboutTown: Nelson "Serge Yager" Salahub with the nombo
AugmentingPath: I think Ouphe is a grizzly bear with downside in this matchup
koodooman: seabatClap seabatClap
Earthenone: was Canadian Dragon played on the disney channel in canada?
lithopseffect: both teams played hard
FacelessManAboutTown: themffGG
MegaDosX: Wheeler talking the big brain plays there
MurphEP: Wowww
MurphEP: That's so hot
LRRbot: Deranged Hermit [3GG] | Creature β€” Elf [1/1] | Echo {3}{G}{G} / When Deranged Hermit enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. / Squirrel creatures get +1/+1.
RomanGoro: For those who didn't know, Adam is a very good MTG player
NotCainNorAbel: I loved watching Adam playing Canlander. Adam's brain and complex Magic is amazing.
patpatpatb: The line I like that turn is cycle in response to your connive trigger then draw then discard the spell pierce, make 6th land drop on your next turn
couchboyj: Loving the post game chat, best Magic content on the web as per usual.
as_ever_ellesandra: Adam definitely has the canlander mind set - I'd love to see him play more
Gascitygaming: If you ever want to watch a VERY good limited played check any draft Adam does on lrr MTG
as_ever_ellesandra: and yeah this convo is exactly what I love about magic
Sibwow: @as_ever_ellesandra i love the shiny cards
definenull: i love the retrospective, its so wholesome :3
flatluigi: both teams played hard
MegaDosX: "Try not getting Thoughtseized next time"
laikagoat: fionLOL
GoblinRoyalty: LUL
koodooman: LUL
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrIcream
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
niccus: wheeler's advice is now pointed
Earthenone: +
saucemaster5000: sounds like the real winner here tonight was education
MegaDosX: It's the trickiness with Drown in the Loch, yeah
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Ed Ucation? He's on the payroll?
Gascitygaming: Mann I LOVE these conversations
GoblinRoyalty: GJ folks! That was super fun to watch.
Mr_Horrible: yeah, the subtlety of the lines is so cool in this format
Mr_Horrible: and interrogating them after the fact is fascinating
Gascitygaming: so much! ^
Gascitygaming: don't apologize, it was awesome! :)
Commodore_Perry_GG: HypePat
KWardJenx: Do NOT apologize. This is AWESOME!
NotCainNorAbel: 'this' is amazing
corpocracy: This is very very cool
thraximore: Yeah this is fantastic
MegaDosX: I think a sequel to this stream in the future would be cool
Mr_Horrible: yeah, this was a lot of fun to watch
micalovits: I love the talking about plays after the games!
bytecaster: This is great!
Kadenus: yeah I loved this so far
laikagoat: yes plz
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Gj wp
CavemanKellen: agreed, enjoying the coaches corner
opponentxcomic: Hells yeah!
RomanGoro: Worst case scenario, winners bracket another week
MegaDosX: Who coaches Beej?
cheese_______man: BEEJLANDER
freshbubba: This was super interesting so far
bytecaster: @MegaDosX Ian
Earthenone: next time the current players will be the coaches right? :P
DoodlestheGreat: @MegaDosX Wheeler, of course.
Gascitygaming: benginHeart benginHeart benginHeart
theevermist: would you guys do like a day length version of this? I feel like longer than an FNPF would be cool
Hewdra: I REALLY like this stream format so far!!
Gascitygaming: Give Beej a Plague Engineer and watch the man WORK!
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Ground breaking stuff I'm here 4 it
theevermist: but also I just want as much highlander as i can get
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: They're twitch streamers plz sub
samwiser_: That was really really enjoyable.
Earthenone: !prime
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Gascitygaming: I love when LRR does streams like this, experienced people helping others learn. This stream Ben and Adam's fighting game stream they did with Ian and Heather, so cool, fun, and gives me the warm fuzzies watching friends help eachother :)
samwiser_: Current players coach beej and paul?
guacxmole: lrrSPOOP
opponentxcomic: Also a bit of an off topic question but is there an idea on when the moon base mkvi stuff is going to be shipped out?
Juliamon: opponentxcomic It'll be awhile because the second run of pins needs to be made
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opponentxcomic: @juliamon cool cool thx!
samwiser_: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSHINE
mishrasbauble: @Gascitygaming WHEN WAS THE FIGHTING GAME STREAM???
spiffinn: i just got here and i'm debating whether i should watch the rest live or go back and start from the beginning
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Eon_Carrot: Really enjoying this format, hope to see more of it in the future
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Eon_Carrot: Really enjoying this format, hope to see more of it in the future
spiffinn: the fighting game stream was great
LoadingReadyRun: @opponentxcomic stuff is in process, but we deliberately didn't order until the preorder was done so it will be a bit
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Earthenone: watching live makes more sense, there will be fresh players and coaches after the break
Juliamon: spiffinn It's a good stream to jump in on
guacxmole: @spiffinn i dont expect the 2nd half will need any context from the 1st
Orxolon: hello everyone
spiffinn: ok, good to know, thanks!
laikagoat: @Gascitygaming it was Nov 28th CtS
flatluigi: honest to god i'd really love a 'let's teach beej magic' stream
flatluigi: he def seems like he'd be good at it the few times he's had the opportunity
spiffinn: i always imagined that hasn't happened because he wouldn't be that interested in it
Juliamon: I think he's just not interested, so they won't push it
flatluigi: yeah, that's a decision i support ofc
flatluigi: my thinking it'd be fun and knowing it probably won't happen can live together
Earthenone: as roommates?!
flatluigi: mostly between this stream's premise and cori making a surprise appearance last lrrmtg to draft with adam i just like the idea of seeing people play who don't usually do mtg on camera (either at all, recently, or specific formats)
opponentxcomic: Oh my gosh they were roommates
samwiser_: *graham voice*
Gascitygaming: @laikagoat yes, thank you!
Earthenone: i also like it when others come in, after a decade or so of making magic content the main crew have become "expert level" to some extent so its nice to see more casual play
Gascitygaming: I remember someone sent the moonbase, I think it was Ice Age?, starter decks, and they did a little round robin with them, that was awesome.
MegaDosX: Maybe they can convince Matt G to play on a Commander night and give him goat tribal somehow
Gascitygaming: I believe Jacob has expressed interest in the past?
samwiser_: I love getting chaos draft content.
DoodlestheGreat: The B & A Team?
Gascitygaming: You're all the 'eh' team technically :P
thraximore: No no, just the benchwarmers
samwiser_: Thanks for updating the scroll lol
Troian_Lesbian: they're the BA Team
Earthenone: alex is great at magic right? he does card tricks all the time :P
RealOGLobster: The real A Team was the friends we made along the way
bytecaster: That's what chat is for!
AugmentingPath: Not here to backseat, they're here to pit crew
MegaDosX: These two decks look interesting
Gascitygaming: I still want one of those phyrexia baseball jerseys real bad!
thraximore: I seem to recall watching Ben play Blue Moon at some point, pre-pandemic though I think
skagwaterrpg: HELLLOOOOOO YOU GORGEOUS CREATURES!!!
definenull: do we have team names?
lithopseffect: vroom zoom, etc
MurphEP: All good cards
pn55: Hell yea, let's turn some cards sideways. That's my kind of deck!
Earthenone: MBM!
MegaDosX: I feel like an Equipment deck without Jitte in this format would be a mistake :p
code1300: Worshop
thraximore: Kathleen has good tatse
Dmc3628: perfect for Kathleen
opponentxcomic: @thraximore Ben used to play highlander a lot before yee
lithopseffect: medium black
flatluigi: can't wait to see sheoldred, sheoldred, and sheoldred
Mr_Horrible: Mono Black Mallwalkers
thraximore: lrrDARK
grgriffin3: The real POWER walker.
blip2004: I've seen that skit
code1300: Workshop right
Gascitygaming: It's the Yetay!
MegaDosX: Pretty sure both decks are also running Lurrus to continue the Spiderman Pointing Meme
midnightcurryjazz: free twist
trainpants: amazonSpiderman amazonSpiderman2
samwiser_: I thought we were wait till monday for points to change?
Suffix: Good work, Kathleen.
LRRbot: Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth | Legendary Land | Each land is a Swamp in addition to its other land types.
MegaDosX: Well, Ben's playing the Serge deck and was off by one, so that tracks
MurphEP: FBtouchdown
thraximore: doesn't Hajime mean 'stop'?
Alas_Babylon: It's appropriate that Serge's representative was sergeOffByOne
MrSarkhan: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
MrSarkhan: Very on brand
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LRRbot: Valentin, Dean of the Vein [B] (back: Lisette, Dean of the Root) | Legendary Creature β€” Vampire Warlock [1/1] | Menace, lifelink / If a nontoken creature an opponent controls would die, exile it instead. When you do, you may pay {2}. If you do, create a 1/1 black and green Pest creature token with "When this creature dies, you gain 1 life."
Alas_Babylon: Valentin, the Freshmaker
thraximore: Dean of the Veen
ParabolaPanda: so how does this coaching thing work?
Mr_Horrible: Card reader confused by "Grumgully but pretty"
MegaDosX: Valentin's pretty neat
Fruan: zoom zoom
MegaDosX: Lisette's fun in the right deck
Alas_Babylon: Menace, lifelink, graveyard hate
flatluigi: it having the 'exile instead of dying' is relevant
frozenphoenix7: Strixhaven Deans aka too much gosh darn text
Gascitygaming: @ParabolaPanda between game tips for the most part
LRRbot: Bloodstained Mire | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Bloodstained Mire: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Earthenone: menace, lifelink, a floodgate and a token engine, sure is a 1 drop
ParabolaPanda: @Gascitygaming so mainly just double the table friends?
corpocracy: I'm calling a jitte ware
superdude097: @ParabolaPanda Between games the coaches give advice and constructive criticism
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
SK__Ren: ooh, Onslaught Mire
corpocracy: *war
Gascitygaming: @ParabolaPanda more the merrier! lol
TruPhantomAngel: I wish I could run Valentin in Edgar, it's so good back I wish it was just him. :(
LRRbot: Tourach, Dread Cantor [1B] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/1] | Kicker {B}{B} / Protection from white / Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach, Dread Cantor. / When Tourach enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.
RomanGoro: I see right side hot draws keeps happening
ParabolaPanda: tablefriends+paul are my favourite part of fnpf
thraximore: Can't, or what?
midnightcurryjazz: start singing
koodooman: I was about to say ben was definitely coached by serge
LRRbot: Plateau | Land β€” Mountain Plains |
Mr_Horrible: North 100 Showdown? A Canadian Highlander throwdown?
Mr_Bitterness: Black creatuers: not thick in the booty
Earthenone: well talk after class mr ulmer
theevermist: Kathleen playing mono black is very fitting
micalovits: Sheoldred has a big booty though
MegaDosX: "We'll talk about it later" can be one of the most ominous things to say to someone
cheese_______man: we'll talk later..........
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LRRbot: Bloodthirsty Adversary [1R] | Creature β€” Vampire [2/2] | Haste / When Bloodthirsty Adversary enters the battlefield, you may pay {2}{R} any number of times. When you pay this cost one or more times, put that many +1/+1 counters on Bloodthirsty Adversary, then exile up to that many target instant and/or sorcery cards with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard and copy them. You may cast any number of the copies without paying their mana costs.
Mr_Horrible: Serge doing the Slack DM of "Hi Ben" "Do you have some time to talk?" as 2 separate messages
Mr_Bitterness: "We'll talk later" second only to "please come into my office"
Alas_Babylon: Black creatures either have thicc booty or no booty
lochnessseammonster: lrrWOW PrideLaugh
Mazrae: Hello everyone
Mr_Horrible: Cake or Plank
LRRbot: Liliana of the Veil [1BB] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Liliana [3] | [+1]: Each player discards a card. / [βˆ’2]: Target player sacrifices a creature. / [βˆ’6]: Separate all permanents target player controls into two piles. That player sacrifices all permanents in the pile of their choice.
Mr_Horrible: everyone's favorite game show
midnightcurryjazz: talkin bout booty
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Gascitygaming: I'm gonna say lili has cake
flatluigi: liliana of the airbrushed van
Mr_Horrible: the OG Innistrad one no less
LRRbot: Windswept Heath | Land | {T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice Windswept Heath: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Serge just wants to help
LRRbot: Thalia, Heretic Cathar [2W] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Soldier [3/2] | First strike / Creatures and nonbasic lands your opponents control enter the battlefield tapped.
Mr_Horrible: Thalia vs Lili of the Veil, we're almost getting canonical here
bytecaster: A plains doesn't shock you
midnightcurryjazz: laughs in swamp
Bugberry: mono black probably doesn't have many nonbasics
midnightcurryjazz: gurglegurlge
MegaDosX: Do the Cabal lands see play in Canlander?
Haroldholmes25: LUL
Earthenone: life is a recource... set to draaaaain
MegaDosX: Coffers and Stronghold?
cheese_______man: question for anyone that sees this, how's everybody's days going?
Alas_Babylon: Stronghold maybe not, Coffers probably?
Mr_Horrible: Having grown up in the Midwest, Plains doesn't shock me either
bytecaster: That's fair
laikagoat: cabal coffers
Alas_Babylon: But they might be overdependent on Urborg
MegaDosX: Cabal Stronghold and Cabal Coffers
thraximore: coffers is... risky
thraximore: speaking from experience
MegaDosX: Both you pay some mana and they add black for each swamp you control
LRRbot: Venerable Warsinger [1RW] | Creature β€” Spirit Cleric [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / Whenever Venerable Warsinger deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of damage Venerable Warsinger dealt to that player.
thraximore: I've literally never had Lake of the Dead not screw me over
MegaDosX: !card cabal stronghold
LRRbot: Cabal Stronghold | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {3}, {T}: Add {B} for each basic Swamp you control.
bytecaster: Even more Strixhaven
Paranundrox: Tourach into Lili is excellent
El_Camisado: Whats the format?
MegaDosX: !card cabal coffers
LRRbot: Cabal Coffers | Land | {2}, {T}: Add {B} for each Swamp you control.
Mr_Horrible: Stronghold is the nerfed Coffers
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:00:15.
thraximore: it's the "fixed" coffers
Mr_Horrible: it was from Dominaria, yeah
MegaDosX: Cabal Stronghold was printed in Dominaria from memory
Foppish: Dominaria is what, 5 years old?
Mr_Horrible: doesn't see much play
Mr_Horrible: Coffers is "how greedy you wanna be?"
drcthulu: stronghold is a fair coffers
Mr_Horrible: (the answer is "lots, please")
LRRbot: Plague Engineer [2B] | Creature β€” Phyrexian Carrier [2/2] | Deathtouch / As Plague Engineer enters the battlefield, choose a creature type. / Creatures of the chosen type your opponents control get βˆ’1/βˆ’1.
spiffinn: funny, nelson was updating/building a black canlander storm + other stuff deck and said both cabal lands got in
Earthenone: sawwed of thalia
Mr_Horrible: the Engineer knows how to point the plague bellows
lithopseffect: I think Human is a solid pick here with this amount of info
Fruan: Plague engineer not being symmetrical is such a kick in things.
Alas_Babylon: There's quite a few playable Human Savannah Lions
Mr_Horrible: it's mostly just on combat tricks now
Mr_Horrible: in regular sets
Alas_Babylon: So Plague Engineer slaps them away
thraximore: regenerate is looooong dead
MegaDosX: Regenerate's gone outright I think
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
LRRbot: Bloodthirsty Adversary [1R] | Creature β€” Vampire [2/2] | Haste / When Bloodthirsty Adversary enters the battlefield, you may pay {2}{R} any number of times. When you pay this cost one or more times, put that many +1/+1 counters on Bloodthirsty Adversary, then exile up to that many target instant and/or sorcery cards with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard and copy them. You may cast any number of the copies without paying their mana costs.
MegaDosX: Replaced with indestructible, now shield counters do something similar
Bugberry: Supplemental sets still can use whatever mechanic they want.
MegaDosX: Adversary is great as a flexible card
flatluigi: bus is coming
Gascitygaming: shield counters are cleaner I feel like, kind of like stun counters as well
MegaDosX: Early it's a fast bear, late it lets you recur burn spells and such
SaggyJello89: The Magic bus is coming
Alas_Babylon: No joke, I used to think that line was "We like the body"
LRRbot: Dread Fugue [B] | Sorcery | Cleave {2}{B} / Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it [with mana value 2 or less]. That player discards that card.
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: We are sorry to announce that the Venga Bus service to San Francisco is delayed by approximately 10 minutes.
Dmc3628: uh oh jitte in hand
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
thraximore: lrrWOW
lithopseffect: got 'em
Fruan: Best StP art.
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one β€” / β€’ Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / β€’ Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn. / β€’ You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Tithe Taker [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/1] | During your turn, spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast and abilities your opponents activate cost {1} more to activate unless they're mana abilities. / Afterlife 1
Mr_Horrible: "I got depressed so I threw my fork in the trash"
thraximore: Jitte. Jitte. Slam jitte.
ztghostie: Gotta take the jitte.
Gascitygaming: Nobody break their keyboard now.,...
lithopseffect: gotta be jitte
Alas_Babylon: Jitte wins games by itself
MegaDosX: I mean, only one of these things has points on it
thraximore: Please Kathleen.
thraximore: lrrDARK
Fruan: Mono black basically can't get the Jitte off the field, right?
thraximore: YES
Alas_Babylon: Yeeeeeee
Mr_Horrible: is dread fugue discard, or exile?
Dmc3628: hopefully we see the line
lithopseffect: AYYYYYYYY
Omthebox: what's the pro white card again
Gascitygaming: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
MegaDosX: !card dread fugue
LRRbot: Dread Fugue [B] | Sorcery | Cleave {2}{B} / Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it [with mana value 2 or less]. That player discards that card.
ChargingFurret: Jitte is crazy
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: Knight of the Ebon Legion gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Knight of the Ebon Legion.
Alas_Babylon: !card Tourach,
LRRbot: Did you mean: Tourach's Canticle; Tourach, Dread Cantor; Hymn to Tourach; Tourach's Chant; Tourach's Gate
Paranundrox: Tourach trigger as well
MegaDosX: Oh boy
Alas_Babylon: !card Tourach, Dread Cantor
LRRbot: Tourach, Dread Cantor [1B] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/1] | Kicker {B}{B} / Protection from white / Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach, Dread Cantor. / When Tourach enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.
Alas_Babylon: dat one
Mr_Horrible: make my cantor grooooow
Alas_Babylon: bleeeeh
flatluigi: am i able to won't
RealGamerCow: nope, don't like that
midnightcurryjazz: lrrJUDGECALL
Mr_Horrible: Tourach doing squats every day
MegaDosX: Kathleen no
Dmc3628: coming up on the MMPR once and future
Mr_Horrible: getting that dumpy
Mr_Horrible: Madness-causing jeans (jeans) Boots with the dirge (with the dirge)
Alas_Babylon: Swords to Puwushares
Earthenone: is memory a mechanic in canlander or are the cards allowed to be noted down/open information now?
LRRbot: Night's Whisper [1B] | Sorcery | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.
MegaDosX: Knight trigger on end step now
Alas_Babylon: @Earthenone His hand was revealed by Dread Fugue, and Ben's hand didn't change after the land drop
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah night's whisper
Alas_Babylon: So it's information Kathleen already knows
thraximore: I realized recently the Sheoldred whispers because of the Black Sun
eshplode: Vraska's so excelently creepy on that art
LRRbot: Kaya's Ghostform [B] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature or planeswalker you control / When enchanted permanent dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.
MegaDosX: Oh spicy
citizen_pain: "I have seen things that would reduce a weaker person to blubbering and raving. Want to hear about them?"
LRRbot: Swords to Plowshares [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.
MegaDosX: Imagine if it put it on the bottom of the library
thraximore: !card condemn
LRRbot: Condemn [W] | Instant | Put target attacking creature on the bottom of its owner's library. Its controller gains life equal to its toughness.
MegaDosX: Yeah the Knight triggers
MegaDosX: That's such a good one drop
Mr_Horrible: man, Condemn made so many waves back in the day
Diabore: are we sure serge is bens coach?
Mattmitchell45: Got in trouble today (not really) for referencing Hey Little Mama Let Me Whisper In Your Ear
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
Earthenone: condem used to be a commander staple :P
micalovits: Reclamation so good
MegaDosX: Keep reading Ben :p
bytecaster: @Diabore Surge is everybodies coach
Dog_of_Myth: That card slaps
LRRbot: Venerable Warsinger [1RW] | Creature β€” Spirit Cleric [3/3] | Vigilance, trample / Whenever Venerable Warsinger deals combat damage to a player, you may return target creature card with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield, where X is the amount of damage Venerable Warsinger dealt to that player.
thraximore: where did Ben get the fifth mana?
Alas_Babylon: He'll have it once he fetches
violetblight: storm all-star sevinne's rec
Dog_of_Myth: shortcutting a fetch
Dmc3628: bit of a punish on the oppo agent
lithopseffect: he's currently fetching a land
MegaDosX: @thraximore Played a fetch and shortcut
thraximore: That was my assumption
thraximore: thanks for clarifying though
Spanked42: wasn't paying attention and heard that as 'signed by ginni thomas' and was like WUT
KeytarCat: @Spanked42 yo same O_o
Spanked42: lol
theamc2000: Kathleen is winning in the shades department
MegaDosX: !card lake of the dead
LRRbot: Lake of the Dead | Land | If Lake of the Dead would enter the battlefield, sacrifice a Swamp instead. If you do, put Lake of the Dead onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. / {T}: Add {B}. / {T}, Sacrifice a Swamp: Add {B}{B}{B}{B}.
Jackomaning: @Spanked42 That would be...an odd one
LRRbot: Professional Face-Breaker [2R] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/3] | Menace / Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token. / Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.
MegaDosX: Face Breaker is a great card
ElfLawyer: kathleen & ulmer canlander??? hot diggety
thraximore: especially with first strike
ElfLawyer: so glad I didn't miss this stream
ElfLawyer: hi @thraximore !
Spanked42: @Jackomaning Right?
thraximore: hi elf! HypeWave
samwiser_: Has this crew talked about what cards they would like to sign on a TTC or something?
Haroldholmes25: pro white makes this so dang awkward
TotallyNotaBeholder: Kathleen Poker Devere over there
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: What a cool idea for a stream, remind sme of highlander by proxy
ChargingFurret: Torach protection vs jitte is interesting
MegaDosX: Ah, Ben sees the onboard tricks
Diabore: !card knight of the ebon legion
LRRbot: Knight of the Ebon Legion [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Knight [1/2] | {2}{B}: Knight of the Ebon Legion gets +3/+3 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. / At the beginning of your end step, if a player lost 4 or more life this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Knight of the Ebon Legion.
MadWolf1290: !card jitte
LRRbot: Umezawa's Jitte [2] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, put two charge counters on Umezawa's Jitte. / Remove a charge counter from Umezawa's Jitte: Choose one β€” / β€’ Equipped creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. / β€’ Target creature gets βˆ’1/βˆ’1 until end of turn. / β€’ You gain 2 life. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Ravenloft Adventurer [3B] | Creature β€” Human Rogue Assassin [3/4] | When Ravenloft Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / If a creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and put a hit counter on it. / Whenever Ravenloft Adventurer attacks, if you've completed a dungeon, defending player loses 1 life for each card they own in exile with a hit counter on it.
Alas_Babylon: *Here we goooo*
micalovits: Oh boi
MegaDosX: Oh boy
ChargingFurret: Torach protection prevents counters, right?
thraximore: hoooo boy
as_ever_ellesandra: wait doesn't jitte not get counters if a white creature was blocked by a pro white creature
thraximore: @ChargingFurret she blocked with the knight
as_ever_ellesandra: okay I missed that nvm
Paranundrox: @as_ever_ellesandra she double blocked
as_ever_ellesandra: myb
MegaDosX: Yes
MegaDosX: The Undercity is busted in half in 1vs1
as_ever_ellesandra: not wholy here this evening thanks folks
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frozenphoenix7: Adventurer enters tapped, right?
Dog_of_Myth: Love that overlay
ChargingFurret: If she would have blocked with torach though?
thraximore: Yes, it would've prevented the counters
ChargingFurret: Thanks!
thraximore: She may have been playing around tricks, the spirit has an effect on trample damage
RomanGoro: Is Initiative relevant in other eternal formats?
thraximore: Yes
Alas_Babylon: Yeah
frozenphoenix7: @RomanGoro Yes. Oh god yes.
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Paranundrox: very relevant in Legacy
MegaDosX: @RomanGoro I think it's become a problem in Legacy
thraximore: In Legacy White Plume Adventurer just got banned
Alas_Babylon: It half-broke Legacy for several months
Jackomaning: @RomanGoro Just got a card banned in legacy beacuse it was the best deck
RomanGoro: Answer seems to be yes :P
citizen_pain: @RomanGoro maybe
micalovits: Initiative is busted in any 1v1 format
MegaDosX: Seems that way :p
theevermist: and jitte counters
Dog_of_Myth: Good joke streamer
MegaDosX: Alex no
LRRbot: Tithe Taker [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [2/1] | During your turn, spells your opponents cast cost {1} more to cast and abilities your opponents activate cost {1} more to activate unless they're mana abilities. / Afterlife 1
citizen_pain: This match needs Monarch for maximum mechanic tracking
citizen_pain: and day/night
MadWolf1290: @citizen_pain we all know Paul is prepared
LRRbot: Valki, God of Lies [1B] (back: Tibalt, Cosmic Impostor) | Legendary Creature β€” God [2/1] | When Valki enters the battlefield, each opponent reveals their hand. For each opponent, exile a creature card they revealed this way until Valki leaves the battlefield. / {X}: Choose a creature card exiled with Valki with mana value X. Valki becomes a copy of that card.
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
definenull: bruh
frozenphoenix7: Notably, until Valki leaves the battlefield.
Earthenone: for x you can have a black questing beast
SK__Ren: Can we get a crown to go with Kathleens glasses?
Mr_Horrible: Valki: "I'm a dinosaur"
theevermist: valki comes in tapped too right?
Mr_Horrible: "Because of socialism, I am forced to believe you"
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, valki would be tapped
LithelyUnshod: !decklists
Earthenone: ben is already topping? i thought the LoL stream wasent until monday
chaostreader: And when Valki dies Ben gets his card back?
frozenphoenix7: @chaostreader Sure does
LRRbot: Prismatic Ending [XW] | Sorcery | Converge β€” Exile target nonland permanent if its mana value is less than or equal to the number of colors of mana spent to cast this spell.
frozenphoenix7: Off by 1!
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
TetraRay: the brand
DeM0nFiRe: sergeOffByOne
Nuha: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
NotCainNorAbel: sergeOffByOne
TotallyNotaBeholder: Coach Serge on Brand sergeOffByOne
Boon_33: taught him well
Baxdar: sergeOffByOne
LRRbot: Opposition Agent [2B] | Creature β€” Human Rogue [3/2] | Flash / You control your opponents while they're searching their libraries. / While an opponent is searching their library, they exile each card they find. You may play those cards for as long as they remain exiled, and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast them.
Kazman20a: sergeOffByOne sergeOffByOne
MadWolf1290: drift compatible!
drcthulu: Their syncronization levels are almost 100%
Paranundrox: it has Trample
definenull: jitte is busto
Paranundrox: I dont recall how many counters Tourach had that turn though
ElfLawyer: Serge is such a good coach, what a quality guy
ChargingFurret: Torach was a 4/3 then
Paranundrox: okay then yeah
frozenphoenix7: @Paranundrox Tourach was a 4/3, Warsinger was a 3/3 and the Jitte had no counters at that point in time
Earthenone: it was a 2/1 with 2 1/1 counters
LRRbot: Sevinne's Reclamation [2W] | Sorcery | Return target permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. If this spell was cast from a graveyard, you may copy this spell and may choose a new target for the copy. / Flashback {4}{W}
drcthulu: Shroedinger's chat: Both correct and wrong at the same time
CnCPOWERHOUR: "Technically correct but still wrong." "That's chat!" thanks kathleen lmao
LRRbot: Forked Bolt [R] | Sorcery | Forked Bolt deals 2 damage divided as you choose among one or two targets.
thraximore: 1 drop 2 drop 3 drop... wrath of god
Sibwow: i would posit that results are the only thing you can orient your thinking on, what else is there
Dog_of_Myth: Good plan. LUL
micalovits: Just draw your own Jitte
rogerivany: Mono black deals with artifacts really well doesn't it?
Alas_Babylon: No, it would have died
Alas_Babylon: 4/3 vs 3/3 no counters
RealGamerCow: I love Alex' shirt
citizen_pain: simply steal your opponent's jitte and hide it in your own deck
LRRbot: Tourach, Dread Cantor [1B] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/1] | Kicker {B}{B} / Protection from white / Whenever an opponent discards a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Tourach, Dread Cantor. / When Tourach enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, target opponent discards two cards at random.
Earthenone: if you hadtraded you could have -ed lili to wipe the board and get rid of thalia
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaah
Mr_Horrible: the Get-Rock Monster
theevermist: LUL
Gooseblast: I like plan B
Alas_Babylon: @Mr_Horrible 11/10
micalovits: Plan Rock
theevermist: I am loving this stream it is so much fun
MegaDosX: Ben knows how backbreaking making your opponent's creatures entering taps is benginSip
Mr_Horrible: Ian's ears perk up somewhere
MegaDosX: tapped*
ElfLawyer: did alex drag that in hours ago, for a bit?
Graham_LRR: Oh MAN, you wanna talk about Results Oriented Thinkingβ€”see the comments on our Game Knights episode πŸ˜…
citizen_pain: is ZA WARUDO banned in canadian highlander?
Mr_Horrible: flex those analytical muscles baybeeeeee
RechargeableFrenchman: Wholly agreed with Serge. What's best with the information you have at the time the decision is made, regardless of what comes of it
Mr_Horrible: Get he ass
micalovits: Serge talking truth
saucemaster5000: plan b, plan b, plan b!
Bugberry: Magic is still a game with luck playing a major factor.
MegaDosX: Alex sounds on board with the Day9 plan
Vongore: Serge, you're my favorite pokemon <3
MegaDosX: "Just fucking kill them" - Day9
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: I'd rather win than think I "played well"
LRRbot: Dread Fugue [B] | Sorcery | Cleave {2}{B} / Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it [with mana value 2 or less]. That player discards that card.
MegaDosX: Oh
RechargeableFrenchman: @Graham_LRR fortunately for Ben in this game there are not Hermits on board or in Kathleen's deck at all
Jackomaning: @imatwitchstreamerplzsub But Serge's advice will make you win more
Mr_Horrible: shadowspear my dude
Alas_Babylon: Stoneforge is definitely the call
TheSilverGekko: @imatwitchstreamerplzsub you should look up the kobayashi maru test
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: I already won a gp I'm good
micalovits: Who has time for Batterskull when Kaldra exist
LRRbot: Needle Spires | Land | Needle Spires enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R} or {W}. / {2}{R}{W}: Needle Spires becomes a 2/1 red and white Elemental creature with double strike until end of turn. It's still a land.
aviduser2: love the art on that sfm, shame its only avail in foil
thraximore: @micalovits taigsScared
Bugberry: I assume kaldra compleat is in the deck, but that could be too much.
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
RechargeableFrenchman: @aviduser2 agreed, if that art was ever printed without the foil I'm sure so many people would be so happy
freshbubba: !decks
Alas_Babylon: it might not be, 7 mana is a lot to pay in this format
Mr_Horrible: Canadian Lowlander
RomanGoro: !decklists
LRRbot: Swiftblade Vindicator [RW] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [1/1] | Double strike, vigilance, trample
Alas_Babylon: Even if you can cheat it out with Stoneforge
LRRbot: Takenuma, Abandoned Mire | Legendary Land | {T}: Add {B}. / Channel β€” {3}{B}, Discard Takenuma, Abandoned Mire: Mill three cards, then return a creature or planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each legendary creature you control.
Blasteg: wouldn't it make this low-lander?
micalovits: Oh right, skull clamp exist
LRRbot: Gatekeeper of Malakir [BB] | Creature β€” Vampire Warrior [2/2] | Kicker {B} / When Gatekeeper of Malakir enters the battlefield, if it was kicked, target player sacrifices a creature.
Mr_Horrible: Girlbosser of Malakir
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
Alas_Babylon: There's eight million cards like the one Kathleen thought it was, makes perfect sense
Troian_Lesbian: Gaslighter of Malakir
Alas_Babylon: But nah, BBB pays for a good card it turns out
MegaDosX: Imagne hitting that with Deflecting Swat
LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
as_ever_ellesandra: I have gotten my gatekeeper of malakir misdirection'd
Alas_Babylon: @as_ever_ellesandra oofa
RechargeableFrenchman: @as_ever_ellesandra RIP
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
Alas_Babylon: Powerful Magic has been called
MegaDosX: Oh boy
LRRbot: Tainted Adversary [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/3] | Deathtouch / When Tainted Adversary enters the battlefield, you may pay {2}{B} any number of times. When you pay this cost one or more times, put that many +1/+1 counters on Tainted Adversary, then create twice that many 2/2 black Zombie creature tokens with decayed.
LRRbot: Ranger-Captain of Eos [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Soldier Ranger [3/3] | When Ranger-Captain of Eos enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 1 or less, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. / Sacrifice Ranger-Captain of Eos: Your opponents can't cast noncreature spells this turn.
RechargeableFrenchman: At least it wasn't Misdirection the Banefire as in one of the N100 powerful magic stories
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: My opp kicked into my leyline of sanctity had to target themselves
Mr_Horrible: back in my day we had to pay 2B for a 2/2 zombie with *no* keywords!
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MegaDosX: Find Ornithopter!
Bugberry: I love the art of the Adversary cycle implies they are all fighting each other in the same house.
superdude097: Gets Walking Ballista
Blasteg: Find Hover Myr!
Mr_Horrible: Bugberry wait really? That's rad LUL
RechargeableFrenchman: Really hoping for a Hover Myr from Ben's side
Mr_Horrible: I'd never noticed that
Pharmacistjudge: ben, you aren't doing pottery
saucemaster5000: PrideUwu
RechargeableFrenchman: If mostly to upset Wheeler lol
MegaDosX: "Notice me, sempai"
betweenmyself: dokidoki riffYeti
noSmokeFire: Serge has some big gargoyle energy sitting there half in frame
Blasteg: oh 1 or less
Blasteg: so no hover myr then
Mr_Horrible: wait you're telling me tutors in Canlander are complicated decisions?
Mr_Horrible: heaven forfend
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Get ragavan
MegaDosX: There's a few very good one drops you can find, but it depends on what's in the deck
citizen_pain: Presumably in RW you'd grab Updog?
MegaDosX: Ragavan's gonna get blocked forever on this board state
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Raging Goblin deez nutz
LRRbot: Fervent Champion [R] | Creature β€” Human Knight [1/1] | First strike, haste / Whenever Fervent Champion attacks, another target attacking Knight you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Equip abilities you activate that target Fervent Champion cost {3} less to activate.
canadianbac0nz: Javier will never let you down
micalovits: Oh thats neat
MegaDosX: Another one-drop with a million words
as_ever_ellesandra: i mean hey - its basically raging goblin
Mr_Horrible: I always forget about Champ's last line of text
RechargeableFrenchman: Exile Monkey
MegaDosX: Little top: if you ever see a one-drop with that much text, /read the whole thing/
Mr_Horrible: that's actually pretty spice
MegaDosX: First strike 3/3 is spicy
LRRbot: Sword of Fire and Ice [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from blue. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, Sword of Fire and Ice deals 2 damage to any target and you draw a card. / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Deathrite Shaman [{B/G}] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [1/2] | {T}: Exile target land card from a graveyard. Add one mana of any color. / {B}, {T}: Exile target instant or sorcery card from a graveyard. Each opponent loses 2 life. / {G}, {T}: Exile target creature card from a graveyard. You gain 2 life.
RechargeableFrenchman: Gotta love a first striking SoFi
aviduser2: have they added any mom cards yet?
MegaDosX: Fervent Champion holds equipment extremely well, shockingly enough
Earthenone: the red questing beast might be a mom thing?
Kazman20a: we saw the raptor earlier
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Why shocking
MegaDosX: Yeah the Redsting Beast is a MOM card
RechargeableFrenchman: Red questing beast is in fact a MOM thing
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Literal equip text
aviduser2: ah cool
RechargeableFrenchman: !card Rampaging Raptor
LRRbot: Rampaging Raptor [2RR] | Creature β€” Dinosaur [4/4] | Trample, haste / {2}{R}: Rampaging Raptor gets +2/+0 until end of turn. / Whenever Rampaging Raptor deals combat damage to an opponent, it deals that much damage to target planeswalker that player controls or battle that player protects.
Graham_LRR: Alex: β€œI swear I put five lands in this deck.”
Earthenone: are ben's cards avaliable on audiobook?
Alas_Babylon: They have
MegaDosX: They have
MegaDosX: Once and Future is the last one
MegaDosX: !card sword of once and future
LRRbot: Sword of Once and Future [3] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from blue and from black. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, surveil 2. Then you may cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard without paying its mana cost. If that spell would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead. / Equip {2}
lackingsanity: man I don't know about that
Fruan: Once and Future, AKA, Sword of Mission Briefing.
Alas_Babylon: Surveil 2, then cast a 2 or less for free
violetblight: its good but like its still a sword
MegaDosX: It's kinda like Mission Briefing on a sword
the_spider_bucket: The goal is now to put them all one one puresteel paladin in edh
LRRbot: Malicious Affliction [BB] | Instant | Morbid β€” When you cast this spell, if a creature died this turn, you may copy Malicious Affliction and may choose a new target for the copy. / Destroy target nonblack creature.
RechargeableFrenchman: In exactly CanLander pro Dimir is also REALLY good
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: That sword is nutty
Alas_Babylon: Niiiiiice
MegaDosX: Spicy
definenull: neat
midnightcurryjazz: PogChamp
Mr_Horrible: we love a double terror
micalovits: Uhhh, spicy play
Mr_Horrible: a tworer
definenull: looks like someone's outta meat
LRRbot: Thoughtseize [B] | Sorcery | Target player reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card. You lose 2 life.
LRRbot: Solitude [3WW] | Creature β€” Elemental Incarnation [3/2] | Flash / Lifelink / When Solitude enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature. That creature's controller gains life equal to its power. / Evokeβ€”Exile a white card from your hand.
MegaDosX: Swords on a creature
RechargeableFrenchman: I mean it's good in other formats too, and still barely if at all playable in this format, but pro Dimir even ignoring the other text is very strong
Fruan: Fury is the one that has Flash, right? /s
craddaddy: ben and serge saying the opposite thing about swords.
MegaDosX: Get rid of the big flaming greatsword
midnightcurryjazz: wooooww
thraximore: geeeeeez
thraximore: can you imagine
MegaDosX: "Target player discards that card and loses 2 life"
definenull: brain hurty :<
thraximore: that'd be something else
MegaDosX: For one mana
hidingbox: If thoughtseize did that…
MegaDosX: Seems fair and balanced :)
LRRbot: Feed the Swarm [1B] | Sorcery | Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.
Mr_Horrible: can't wait for Thoughtsqueeze in Modern Horizons 3 that does just that Kappa
Fruan: Worth.
Alas_Babylon: *Well* worht it
Alas_Babylon: She paid 7 life to rip Ben apart
canadianbac0nz: that thing was gonna pick up a sword
RechargeableFrenchman: Collective Brutality almost does that -- drain 2 instead, but "only" Duress not Thoughtseize -- but for 1B and pitch a card to get both
definenull: tbf ben is essentially heckbent
MegaDosX: That was a good turn from Kathleen
Foppish: Did she lose 2 from Thoughtseice?
zarbit: lotta life this turn, but what can Ben do if he doesn't draw a creature?
definenull: ok nvm
LRRbot: Lurrus of the Dream-Den [1{W/B}{W/B}] | Legendary Creature β€” Cat Nightmare [3/2] | Companion β€” Each permanent card in your starting deck has mana value 2 or less. / Lifelink / During each of your turns, you may cast one permanent spell with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard.
MegaDosX: But Ben topdecked something good
micalovits: Oh
thraximore: nooooo
Alas_Babylon: oofa + doofa
Graham_LRR: Live is a resource etc etc
zarbit: oh, okay, well then
MegaDosX: KILL IT
Fruan: hnnng
RechargeableFrenchman: Kitty
LRRbot: Fervent Champion [R] | Creature β€” Human Knight [1/1] | First strike, haste / Whenever Fervent Champion attacks, another target attacking Knight you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. / Equip abilities you activate that target Fervent Champion cost {3} less to activate.
thraximore: the CAT NotLikeThis
midnightcurryjazz: yeaaaaaahhh
Dog_of_Myth: beep beep
micalovits: Man, I wish I could draw as well as Ben is doing right now
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Brut doesn't get creatures out of hand
MegaDosX: Oh did she draw Fleshgorger?
LRRbot: Phyrexian Fleshgorger [7] | Artifact Creature β€” Phyrexian Wurm [7/5] | Prototype {1}{B}{B} β€” 3/3 / Menace, lifelink / Wardβ€”Pay life equal to Phyrexian Fleshgorger's power.
definenull: george!
zarbit: embercleave is gonna getcha, I feel like
hidingbox: Deluge still a draw somewhat?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: does fleshy gorge imply that the other gorges aren't?
MegaDosX: Trouble is Fervent Champion has first strike
MegaDosX: You beat Lurrus by killing it immediately >_>
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: I mean Obliterator seems like it will help
MegaDosX: That was potentially the best draw Ben had there, yeah
Bugberry: exiling the graveyard can help too.
MegaDosX: Gorge has lifelink
ElfLawyer: serge goozled
asthanius: sunlance face eot
MegaDosX: Mountain, Bolt
ElfLawyer: but we appreciate a judge like that
Sibwow: eot sunlance
micalovits: Thats also a good card
LRRbot: Skullclamp [1] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/βˆ’1. / Whenever equipped creature dies, draw two cards. / Equip {1}
LRRbot: Chrome Mox [0] | Artifact | Imprint β€” When Chrome Mox enters the battlefield, you may exile a nonartifact, nonland card from your hand. / {T}: Add one mana of any of the exiled card's colors.
LRRbot: Garza's Assassin [BBB] | Creature β€” Human Assassin [2/2] | Sacrifice Garza's Assassin: Destroy target nonblack creature. / Recoverβ€”Pay half your life, rounded up.
MegaDosX: I mean, this is the best time to do that
ElfLawyer: that's also not how recover works
Pharmacistjudge: it's Another creature
thraximore: it's when *another* creature dies
Paranundrox: when another creature, it doesnt count itelf
henez95: its another creature
zarbit: when a creature enters *her* graveyard
ElfLawyer: it triggers on another creature kathleen controls dying, not now
asthanius: it kills another creature chat
canadianbac0nz: Recover is a weirdo mechanic
ElfLawyer: @asthanius it needs to trigger on another creature kathleen controls tho
micalovits: Lurrus and drawing no lands
definenull: it was looking good until lurrus
aviduser2: !decklist
asthanius: wait YOUR graveyard god recover sucks
grgriffin3: Lurrus is kinda silly, yeah
MegaDosX: Lurrus was a golden topdeck there, yeah
ElfLawyer: @asthanius yeah it's wack
ElfLawyer: I'd love to see a creature with Recover & Evoke, maybe in MH3
MegaDosX: Probability does that sometimes
korvys: 36 sources of Wu-Tang?
Earthenone: alex is used to scui black mana bases clearly :P
NotCainNorAbel: Pride1000 - Amazing night
DarknessKingCoH: Blocking with Deathrite early on, when he could have helped cast Obliterator the next turn.
MegaDosX: Fervent Champion is an exceptional one drop
canadianbac0nz: In fairness, at the time there was no land in the yard
Decaped: Yeah, Serge baited that block.
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Yeah there was a tarn
Decaped: but it would have died to sword.
canadianbac0nz: I mean, he certainly didn't bait it, DRS was dead to sword trigger
DarknessKingCoH: @canadianbac0nz There was a scalding tarn
canadianbac0nz: @canadianbac0nz that happened post combat
laikagoat: scalding tarn was in the bin
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: No the zombie could block
canadianbac0nz: Nevemind, I'm wrong
canadianbac0nz: I misrememberd
DarknessKingCoH: In the end of it all, it made no difference.
midnightcurryjazz: stop apologizing serge, you are fine.
MegaDosX: RNG was not on Kathleen's side today
definenull: yeah the rng was super unkind to kathleen\
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Block with 2/2 zombie keep Drs alive and use opp tarn to cast obliterator
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: Bad block with drs
drcthulu: that's magic unfortunately
drcthulu: it happens
MegaDosX: Literally nothing you can do about probability (without cheating >_>)
henez95: this was very enjoyable to watch
zarbit: Yeah this was a blast, thanks for the stream!
mister_nibbles: id absolutely love to see this again
theevermist: do a tourney of this
a_shortfall_of_gravitas: I would love to see more of this
mister_nibbles: 4
zarbit: I'm doing the arms thing
flatluigi: very futtons
DarknessKingCoH: @imatwitchstreamerplzsub Ben had removal for Obliterator, so it wouldn't have changed anything ultimately. Ben had Solitude.
superdude097: Really enjoyed this format :)
Snowcookies: ty for stream
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hidingbox: Definitely love the B team/those unfamiliar playing canlander.
petey_vonwho: I want a button that says "does anyone know what the button says?"
DeM0nFiRe: LIVE benginChamp
noSmokeFire: something happen? it's more likely than you might think
zarbit: @petey_vonwho solid meta idea
Earthenone: it may or may not be near the end
craddaddy: It's great to have Alex back consistently!
thanzo: spire slain :(
midnightcurryjazz: kathleen being max punk
Earthenone: who all is going to be there?
zarbit: this is going to be a fun CTS
kumatsu: I'm in
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
pn55: HypeLUL
josh___something: Adam said he was gonna top
Earthenone: Adam top, Cori Jungle?
Earthenone: james seems like a bottom
Earthenone: so jack black is in it?
zarbit: is it me or are there a ton of dynasty warriors -style games out recently?
kumatsu: I think they're like 70% through?
Juliamon: It just keeps happening until it's done.
noSmokeFire: the boss looked MISERABLE
koodooman: that boss looked annoying
NotCainNorAbel: It was not Eat Fresh
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
samwiser_: Senpai noticed me >.<
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
pn55: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
NotCainNorAbel: braven10HEX
Orxolon: good night
Melfina__: Byeee lrrSHINE
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