Can't Draw Horses Club

 CAKHost: There is that but the game also implies you mess up the multiverse by making so many cookies too.
 beowuuf: *taps forehead* universe can't become grey goo if it's already brown deliciousness
 CAKHost: Grandmas are still bad; but you can manage them. They still remember what you did though
 TehAmelie: that may have been a while ago. now you create entire idle universes to make more cookies
 v_nome: I look forward to the 10 movie series where a blue muppet inevitable constructs the infinity oven mitt to set things back.
 TehAmelie: (that's not the highest tier building either)
 CAKHost: Now you can get java consoles to code more cookies with!
 CAKHost: Pretty sure that is the highest one. Let me check my game...
 TehAmelie: :3
 CAKHost: Oh the Java console was before the idle verses...
 TehAmelie: i don't want to give away the fun surprises, but it gets really ridiculous
 CAKHost: The Cortex Bakers which think more cookies into existance are the newest ones.
 v_nome: What do you think the infinity stones of cookies are? Chocolate Chip for sure...
 beowuuf: digestives
  Juliamon: Pocky
  Juliamon: uhhh those lil Italian cookies that look like a tiny square layer cake
 v_nome: I was going to argue about Pocky being a cookie... but I think my only argument is shape
 beowuuf: shortbread
 TehAmelie: there's a cookie we call vacuum cleaner that doesn't seem to exist outside of sweden, but i'd vote for that as it's made with crumbs from all the lesser cookies
 v_nome: Ooh. Just to milk engagement, Jaffa cakes
 beowuuf: yeeeeeeees
  Juliamon: be careful with that milk, the cookies will crumble in it
  Juliamon: oh, motherfucking TIM TAMS
 beowuuf: it's like the banana of biscuits, everyone knows jaffa cakes are really a sandwich, but they are allowed to be biscuits
 TehAmelie: vacuum cleaners aren't even in Cookie Clicker, and it has so many thousands of named cookies :x
 beowuuf: would that make it an infinity stone then, mysterious and kept a secret?
 TehAmelie: clearly
 CAKHost: Ask Orteil about them.
 CAKHost: Annnd closing cookie clicker again because those golden cookies come too fast for me and I don't want to be distracted. XD
 v_nome: I found a recipe that called them "Swedish Hoovers" which is cute
  TXC2: Hello Everybody
 CAKHost: (My brain won't let me stop caring about cookie clicker because achievements and seeing the number go up :c )
 CAKHost: Hello!
 TehAmelie: oho
 TehAmelie: also hi
  TXC2: hello CAKHost  and TehAmelie
 v_nome: o/ TXC
  TXC2: hello v_nome
 CAKHost: That being said, I want to grab my hour hour glass and watch time pass 
 beowuuf: 
  TXC2: Hello beowuuf
 beowuuf: title change
 CAKHost: ~ * ~ Art ~ * ~
 beowuuf: art... hmm, what *is* art? this *this* art?
 GapFiller: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
  TXC2: wow we're finally doing art
  TXC2: GapFiller  
 beowuuf: 
 beowuuf:    
  TXC2: CONTACT
 corianderd: lol my system clock is a minute slow
 GapFiller:      
 TehAmelie: 
 beowuuf: just watch chat and start when gapfiller does !next 
 corianderd: grabbing coffee if I start a little slow that's why
  Juliamon: no worries
  Juliamon: coffee is more important
  TXC2: no worries, coffee comes first
 GapFiller: beowuuf unless someone else snipes it
 beowuuf: o7 
 GapFiller: or I miss
 CAKHost: Congrats Gapfiller! (I made a mess when I saw they got the next. I got it cleaned up! XD)
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  TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
  TXC2:   
 beowuuf: just like football, we're in to injury time. if injury was instead coffee
 Raincoast_Bear: Confirmed. No Horses Drawn. 
  TXC2: Here w eGO!
 beowuuf: horse!
  TXC2: Hello Cori
 TehAmelie: ahoy
  TXC2: !greetings
  LRRbot: Greetings, you Homarid Warriors!
 beowuuf: hey cori! hey cori's coffee!
 BlueMechanic: hey, that's us
 Raincoast_Bear:    
 beowuuf: oooh, we'll   doing music?
 Raincoast_Bear: Insert Nick Cage reference.
 beowuuf: twees
 nalha: 🐝🐝🐝🐝
ThorSokar: not the BEES!!
 CAKHost: Twitch Bees are territorial so keep them away from other bees
  TXC2: "it's monday" it sure is
 beowuuf: yeeees
 beowuuf: heavy bees
 beowuuf: hees
 LordZarano: Live   ❗
  Juliamon: these are some deep jams
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  TXC2: this has strong "Spawn more overlords" energy
 CAKHost: Cool Bees
 paronomasiac042: well, this certainly isn't drawing horses.
 beowuuf: we are certainly deep in the catacombs of some technologic underworld in some side scrolling RPG
 beowuuf:     
  TXC2: now that's an Ian Bees
 beowuuf:     
 beowuuf: 4H?
ThorSokar: how hard is it?
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Pick a difficult bone.
 LordZarano:       ✏️
  TXC2: as hard as a bone apparently
 beowuuf: i would play the hell out of whatever game has this soundtrack
 CAKHost: I would like to get some 8H pencils again... I need to work on drawing sensitivity...
 CAKHost: *pressure sensitivity
 beowuuf: didn't warm up doing circles
  TXC2: and what, prey tell, is wrong with a potato?
 beowuuf: the eeeeeeyes, eyes like a cheese
  TXC2: beowuuf  the hell kinda cheese you eatin' ?
 beowuuf:  
  TXC2: it ain't easy being live beesy
 beowuuf: @TXC2 apparently the holes in cheese are called eyes.
 beowuuf: !d20
  TXC2: beowuuf  that's creepy 
 CAKHost: Mood
BlueDaNewb subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
 BlueDaNewb: Hello fellow art enjoyers.  Where do we store our top hats and monocles?
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ThorSokar: # Determined by a fair dice roll guaranteed to be random
  Juliamon: The absence of an eyeball is preferred to an eyestalk
 beowuuf: i'm giving them equal billing. maybe giving potatoes the edge due to them still being alive
 CAKHost: That vanishing point is an absolute unit. 
 beowuuf: drums, drums in the deep
  TXC2: some hip hop bees now
 beowuuf: scribbling with style
 beowuuf:    
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  TXC2: damn, there are some downright FILTHY drum riffs in this
 beowuuf: 
 CAKHost: Da Beans
 v_nome: Live beans?
 CAKHost: I should be getting a digital cat pet tomorrow. I'll have to keep an eye out if there are beans in it.
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 CAKHost: Hello!
  TXC2: hello Lysander_salamander  welcome
Lysander_salamander: working on lines and mark-making techniques?
Lysander_salamander: scumbling and hatching?
 CAKHost: yee
 beowuuf: top centre circle is the light source
 beowuuf: oh no
Lysander_salamander: been a little while since I took an art class so I briefly forgot the technical terms
Lysander_salamander: cool
Lysander_salamander: I need to reteach myself on it
 beowuuf: getting all massive attack in here
 bytecaster: What are we doing today?
  TXC2: bytecaster  a bit of this and that, hatching and scumbling right now
Lysander_salamander: most artists use gesso, whiteout, or paint to fix going out of the line.  Or they leave it in for character, or adjust the rest of the composition accordingly, or improvise
 bytecaster: Thanks!
Lysander_salamander: that seemed a bit patronizing
Lysander_salamander: sorry
Lysander_salamander: it's the old fashioned version of layers
  TXC2: ye olde coffee and bees
 NullColaShip: Beans, then bees
  TXC2: this is some mystery solving music
 bytecaster: Sometimes you gotta teach the compression to know its place by giving it something hard to compress!
 beowuuf: @TXC2 is the mystery 'where are the bees'?
 LurkerSpine: Finally out of work meetings, is Cori making cool jams today?
 beowuuf: hathcing and art, the music is cool music to art to
lichen_subscribe: there's also some crunchy circles being drawn
 bytecaster: Finally a true orb pondering stream!
  TXC2: 
 beowuuf: perfect crime
 JonnyGlitched: Hi How goes the horses?
  TXC2: hello JonnyGlitched  welcome
Boopity: Are we doing crimes on CDHC again?
  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Pls Wet.
  TXC2: no, don't think I will Lrrbot
 JonnyGlitched: I put ethanol in my dry texters
  TXC2: Boopity  always
Boopity: @TXC2 Fantastic
 JonnyGlitched: Mr Squiggle?
 JonnyGlitched: Oh is THIS what you meant by "doing lines?". I am dissapoint
 JonnyGlitched: This week has a lot of lines by the looks
ThorSokar: Angel did another A+ presentation on lines too
  TXC2: lines are unavoidable
Boopity: JonnyGlitched missed the assignment 
 beowuuf: lines are not art, yet are required for art
 JonnyGlitched: @Boopity I always get extensions I have a condition
 CAKHost: Ruler why!?
 JonnyGlitched: ruleaint
 beowuuf: @ThorSokar we now know when people say they are bringing their A game, they mean angel game
 Mollylele: the force will bee with you
 beowuuf:   
  TXC2: hello Mollylele  welcome
 JonnyGlitched: ouch
 beowuuf:  
 JonnyGlitched: way to not draw attention to it
Boopity: If your circle has lumps, please consult a doctor
 iris_of_ether: Are we artin', chat?
  TXC2: "It's not a tooma, it's not a tooma"
 JonnyGlitched: @Boopity mine are just calcification
 TehAmelie: aren't all circles lumpy? unless they're mathematical abstractions
 JonnyGlitched: penumbra scumble, sounds like the band playing this music
 beowuuf: feared?
Boopity: @JonnyGlitched Well, that's fair 
 beowuuf: or the bounty hunter walking in to the club while this music plays in series 2 of andor
 JonnyGlitched: It's time to play: Ambient Synth Band or Star Wars Character!
 CAKHost: Hmm, if your sandtimer has sand stuck in the top that you have to tap it to get moving, does that mean it is a few second behind?
 beowuuf: both!
 beowuuf: the former named after the latter 
 TehAmelie: i just wish paint buckets worked that way in real life
 JonnyGlitched: They're not mistakes if you don't know you made them
 beowuuf: as nelson famously said, "i see no blips"
  TXC2: "if all of it is mistakes, then non of it is!"
 v_nome: In space no one can hear you mistake.
 LurkerSpine: uh... time for a mask?
 JonnyGlitched: I wish, it's been so long since I got high
Boopity: Please transmit the ink smell through the stream
 CAKHost: I smell pineapple but I made a mess with my cup earlier
 JonnyGlitched: well... 5 days
 beowuuf: cheap high is best high
ThorSokar: I smell my laptop fan, but that's because I'm making it mad
 CAKHost: 
 TehAmelie: i smelled ink before but i put my pen away
Boopity: @ThorSokar When *aren't* laptop fans mad, honestly?
 JonnyGlitched: The pube system
ThorSokar: Actually my laptop fan rarely runs, which is nice
  TXC2: this feel like art for a board wipe in MTG
 JonnyGlitched: @TXC2 Does look like a White Boardwipe
 CAKHost: The Orbs are protecting the green squiggles from The White Space menace
 beowuuf: 
 JonnyGlitched: Now I reeally need some acid
  TXC2: trippy
Boopity: Oooooooh
 JonnyGlitched: This could be an 80s music video
 beowuuf: @TXC2 
 iris_of_ether:    
 CAKHost: I wasn't sure if that was Ian but that for sure is Ian now XD
 beowuuf:     
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 LurkerSpine: bees!
 JonnyGlitched: It's going to take a lot longer than 3 minutes
 Mollylele: drop a beeat
 iris_of_ether:   
 LordZarano:  
 JonnyGlitched: bee bop
 beowuuf: the world is split in to BBB and ABB - before bee banger and after bee banger.
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori
 TemporallyAwry: I really hope this makes it into the next DB-RDP rotation.
 CAKHost: Goodnight TXC2!
 TemporallyAwry:  have a good one TXC2
Boopity: Good night @TXC2 !
 iris_of_ether: BBB =   
 iris_of_ether: ABB =   
 beowuuf: night txc2!
 beowuuf: 
jibkat: I cant wait for draw club
jibkat: 
 beowuuf: 
 beowuuf: wb
jibkat: 
 TehAmelie: hi again
Boopity: I love noise!
nate_mnemonic: yo wazzup cori
 iris_of_ether:    
nate_mnemonic: let's get funky
 TehAmelie: a hatched horse? would that be something?
jibkat:    
 iris_of_ether: Live Bees Acid Mix
Boopity: That's just a chocobo
 TehAmelie: well, hatched could mean that too. . .
Boopity: Disaster avoided
 iris_of_ether:   
 TemporallyAwry:  !!!
 CAKHost: The Pusheen Centaur is kinda egg shaped.
 CAKHost: I just learned about them from the coloring book I got
 iris_of_ether: Like Eggbert or Shelley or whatever his name was from Garfield and Friends, except horse legs instead
 v_nome: Sweary science!
ThorSokar: Swears!
 CAKHost: Science!
  Juliamon: Swience
  Sarah_Serinde: I vote swears
 beowuuf: swears!
 iris_of_ether: Swears!
Boopity: I feel like they aren't mutually exclusive
 CAKHost: Dang it 
 iris_of_ether: Evergreen
 TehAmelie: they look like livers to me
 beowuuf: peach coloured
 BlueDaNewb: Are we swearing oaths of fealty?
 LurkerSpine: 100 I concur with the coloring book
 CAKHost: Could be Mango? Maybe papaya?
 iris_of_ether: The mood is evergreen. The tree is deciduous
 beowuuf: @BlueDaNewb   
 CAKHost: I want to do space filling squiggles but I still have crotch to do! D:
 CAKHost: Why can't I spell?!
 iris_of_ether: 
 CAKHost: CROCHET
 CAKHost: :c
Boopity: 
Boopity: @beowuuf Fantastic
 CAKHost: I blame Dead Pool. And possibly remember Rob Liefeld last week.
 CAKHost: *remembering
 iris_of_ether: Downside: can't art at work. Upside: I fixed Baby's First Airbrush Clog yesterday so later is "haha paint gun go brrrr"
 iris_of_ether: I am absolutely terrified of bent needle Cori
 iris_of_ether: Have you stabbed yourself with the needle yet? Because I did x_x
 beowuuf: 
ThorSokar: "you can straiten the needle" seems like exceptionally bad advice
 iris_of_ether: Yeah, I released the trigger while cleaning it. Right into the thumb
ThorSokar: oh no
Boopity: See this is why I stick to digital, like the analogophobe that I am 
 iris_of_ether: 🖤
ThorSokar: blood red
 beowuuf: red/orange?
ThorSokar: dripping even
Boopity: Really captures the emotion
 iris_of_ether: Complementary color to the average of the tree?
Boopity: Ooooh that's moody
Boopity: Whittle the pencil 
ThorSokar: sharpening anything with a knife is definitely the team chaos move
 bytecaster: Aahs? I thought we were all about Bees around here?
 iris_of_ether: This is the "investigating a crime" background
 beowuuf:  
ThorSokar: yea, in a very dark "night club"
Boopity: Amazing
Boopity: I would absolutely play that game
 beowuuf: police suspect the rave pope, but he's too well connected to prosecute
Boopity: Wow, the read really makes the FUCK pop 
ThorSokar: "You won't believe what went down in this old Catholic Church turned Goth Night Club one night in Quebec"
Boopity: *red
ThorSokar: Hammer Time!
 beowuuf: collaborate and listen?
Lazarus2511: hammer time!
 SquareDotCube: accordion
 iris_of_ether: Timpani?
 SquareDotCube: I guess we could make any of the squeezeboxes via effects 
Boopity: I love instrument names in DAWs 
 SquareDotCube: Rebeater
Lazarus2511: these are some good boops
 beowuuf: 70???!
Boopity: Whoa, 70? Now hold on
 Kelderan: Gonna get music whiplash at this speed.
 Mollylele: the trust you put into the randomness settings is inspiring
 Kelderan: Because, I'm way late to the party, what software are we using today?
 Mollylele: 🥁 🐝
 Mollylele: !ableton
 Kelderan: Thanks Mollylele
 v_nome: Lime bees?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: carrot carrot bees carrot bees carrot bees
KeytarCat: Now harmonize with a major 7!
KeytarCat: Swung and jazzy!
KeytarCat: hehehe booom
Boopity: 
ThorSokar: that's gonna be a no from me boss
KeytarCat: I like playing with swung v straight
Boopity: Fuck that instrument in particular
nate_mnemonic: the synth trombone is funky fresh
 SquareDotCube: maybe we need some tuba. Robotic tuba.
ThorSokar: this feels like an accordion mistake
 beowuuf:    
 beowuuf: wb
ThorSokar: ~ART~
Boopity: Scrunkle?
 beowuuf: 
ThorSokar: depends on the tree, and the time of year
 beowuuf: browny greeny
 iris_of_ether: Brown, gray, smooth, patchy
ThorSokar: Grey, Brown, Red, Brown Green and Grey at the same time
 iris_of_ether: White is also a tree color, though I've not seen birch trees make peaches
ThorSokar: (the grey being a fungus thing that grows on the outside of the bark) in little patches
 beowuuf: 
Boopity: Thank you, soundbite of Ian
 iris_of_ether: Though birch pollen is *why* I've got partial peach allergies lol
 beowuuf: the bees have always been our friends
 iris_of_ether: Rolling hills?
ThorSokar: freshly tilled crop field
KeytarCat: Tiramisu
KeytarCat: Lasagna
KeytarCat: Marbled ice cream
KeytarCat: Fudge
 iris_of_ether: Mars, with potato fields
KeytarCat: People taking a nap because Fuck Adulting
 beowuuf: still too little
 SquareDotCube: I had lasagna two days ago so I'm good
KeytarCat: I am Garfield today
KeytarCat: That's not true, I'm having a good day
ThorSokar: The largest lasagne is 4,865 kg (10,725 lb 7 oz) and was created by Magillo Restaurant and Macro Supermarket (both Poland), in Wieliczka, Poland, on 20 June 2012.
Boopity: So true bestie
 iris_of_ether: I had this streak as a kid of ordering lasagna whenever possible. It was transcendent once, and okay every other time
ThorSokar: The dish the lasagne filled measured 25 m (82 ft 0 in) by 2.5 m (8 ft 2 in). The lasagne contained: 2,500 kg (5,511 lb 8 oz) of pasta sheets, 800 kg (1,763 lb 11 oz) of mince, 500 l (109 UK gal 7 pt) of tomato sauce, 500 l (109 UK gal 7 pt) of white sauce, 400 kg (881 lb 13 oz) of mozzarella cheese, 100 kg (220 lb 7 oz) of peas, 100 kg (220 lb 7 oz) of carrots as well as spices.
Boopity: @ThorSokar .... whoa
 Mollylele: you are right gamers
KeytarCat: @iris_of_ether That's a fuckin mood
Boopity: @iris_of_ether I feel like I go through something like this every few months 
ThorSokar: Only took about 5,000 people to eat it, haha
 beowuuf: 
 iris_of_ether: 
 LordZarano: Largsagne
 iris_of_ether: Brown and gray: so, Wisconsin winter then?
 iris_of_ether: With bonus adulting tree I guess
 SquareDotCube: Overcast?
 iris_of_ether: I've found the evergreens make winters a bit more doable in the PNW for me, anyway
Boopity: Horrifying
 iris_of_ether: Folds socks and figures out dinner. Every day. For eternity.
 Mollylele: the tree goes to law school so the boy doesn't have to
ThorSokar: I would say one that gives bad advice like "your kids are gonna be screwed up anyways, so why even try?"
 SquareDotCube: something akin to anatidaephobia
Boopity: That's just an adult tree
 SquareDotCube: grandpa tree
ThorSokar: hahaha
ThorSokar: You have our attention
Boopity: Share the cursed content with the rest of the class
 beowuuf: oh no
 iris_of_ether: Oh no no no, I'm keeping this one in my back pocket
Boopity: 
 iris_of_ether: Oh no! That's wonderful! I'll check the vods
 iris_of_ether: Actually, because I might mentally wander off: I have a ton of foam and trying to figure out what to make with it.
 iris_of_ether: It's totally doable to make a scale Grandpa Tree
 iris_of_ether: For like wargaming because *shrug*
 iris_of_ether: "I don't think I can make gaming terrain cursed" "I lied"
 beowuuf: thanks for the art and music!
 iris_of_ether: Thanks for the fun 
ThorSokar: haha
 dankmemeter: 100
EldarLuin: 
 beowuuf:     
ThorSokar: Until next time
 iris_of_ether:    
jibkat: Who doesn't love live bees?
Boopity: My brain read Love Live and had an instinctual reaction
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