Crossing the Streams | League of Legends

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  James_LRR: Tonight's Lineup! Cori  (Mid), Adam  (Top), Wheeler  (Jungle), Nelson  (Support) & James  (ADC)!
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squ3e: What are the odds this happens again? or becomes a regular thing?
flouncy_magooo: Cori is definitely better than mid
 Simonark: Streaming when not alert causes stream accidents.
 Earthenone: who is going to be on comentary? this is an esport right?
Bonzi77: me, reading twitter: "are they playing dota??"
 saucemaster5000: Haven't heard of this, is it a game of 1985's Legend? Is Tim Curry playable?
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 James_the_Dabbler: This is a group of legends, playing together in a league. Tracks
 Simonark: @saucemaster5000 it’s like orienteering at home, competitively reading the legends on maps, in a league
 SocraticMethod: It's time for America's favorite gameshow: Mid! Or! Feed!
Mister_BlueSky: Or? Por que no los dos?
Bonzi77: i choose feed
tehfewl: its always feed
tehfewl: even when mid
 FarleyF: Chogath chose Feed
Bonzi77: this stream is, weirdly enough, sponsored by card kingdom
 LurkerSpine: uh twitch
Bonzi77: uh oh
 PharaohBender27: 
 MAPBoardgames: Flawless
 MadWolf1290: oh, that was twitch
 coachNelly: 
  Sarah_Serinde: It happens 
Bonzi77: uh us
 Diabore: hot mic
 Favre_the_Undead: 
DaxStrife: Wooow
 ToastyLoaff: 
 niccus: everything is medium fine
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 damn_i_am_pretty: Cori is always happening
Bonzi77: wait that was us?? sorry i won't do it again
  Sarah_Serinde: @Diabore Yes, because Cori was explaining to chat
 coachNelly: omgosh thanks korolan
 saucemaster5000: Whatever it was, it was your teammate's fault and not your own
 red_shoes_jeff: Everything is Mic Five!
 MadWolf1290: oh. or it was 
 djalternative: Everything Is Fin
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 niccus: league of lehendas
 ToastyLoaff: Team LRR is grindin to diamnd
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 Azralorne: Oh no cori is in control
 FarleyF: No Cup though
Bonzi77: hi, youtube!
 SocraticMethod: Hi Youtute!
Banana_Swonk: HI YOPUTUBE
 WowoT: hi youtube!
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 red_shoes_jeff: Hi Youtube
Unpronounceable: Hi Yutuub!
 TheWriterAleph: Lots of Leg Ends
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Hi Youtube, Hi Boys
  Sarah_Serinde: @Azralorne Oh yes Cori is in control
ButButTheJesus: hiii youuutuuuube
 Rytel: LRR is now an E-sport network! The E stands for Egg (Ceiling)
Bonzi77: hello, the boys!
AtrusOfMyst: Hullooooo
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 Mr_Bitterness: Almost ready for heavy drinking because of LoL.
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  Sarah_Serinde: Perfect
 Azralorne: @sarah_serinde I don't know if I should be worried or not hahaha
Bonzi77: thanks you for having me its baby to be here
 TheWriterAleph: "Not the Mama!"
 Brozard:   
 saucemaster5000: like... from Dirty Dancing?
00clank: All hail Cori.
  Sarah_Serinde: @Azralorne Sounds normal 
 TotallyNotaBeholder: So we're not putting Cori in the corner?
 Simonark: Some day, you’ll say that and three bouys will get carried in, as you inform us the harbor is no longer safe.
 shendaras: 
 MadWolf1290: I so hope the crew runs into Ben
 niccus: if you don't flame at your team, you are at 50% percentile for mmr
  Sarah_Serinde: That's the spirit 
 Earthenone: how many hours have each of the boys put in?
 Mr_Horrible: wait, I have no beer in the house I can't make this a League of Lagers stream
 Mr_Horrible: noooooooo
 bytecaster: Dota, League, Tomayto, Tomaato
 MAPBoardgames: The only League I've played is Mechs vs Minions.
 public_key_reveal_party: I have played one game of league in my life, and watched one game, but what am I gonna do, not watch a lrr stream
flouncy_magooo: @Earthenone 3
 saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I'll drink one for you
00clank: So James, Nelson, Cori, Adam and...?
00clank: Oh, Wheeler!
ipoddodd: wait Wheeler was master last season?
 CururuGuasu: Party. Party. We like to party.
 MadWolf1290: @00clank Wheeler
 Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible you're too kind
Flyingdelorion: Well at least nobody will put baby in the corner...I'm outa here...
 LurkerSpine: why does the league client still look so... 2009
 Alas_Babylon: Pay no attention to the Blues Clues folders in the top right
Bonzi77: emulator spotted nintendo is on the way
 MadWolf1290: audio is 5x5
Sirius2010: I WANT to like league
Mister_BlueSky: Sounds good to me.
 Simonark: How will he ever have the energy for golf on Thursday if he’s out that late tonight?
Bonzi77: can probably kill the client music if you want, up to you tho
00clank: We being flexible like water, or do folks know their roles?
 couchboyj: Nothing says party animal like being in charge of scheduling
  Sarah_Serinde: Just had to complain about it
 niccus: the client has got too many load-bearing bits to modernize completely
 tehfewl: putting on color blind mode is pretty good
 Rytel: Wait y'all are just playing actual people, right from the start. Braver than me
ipoddodd: congarts you did the thing Cori
 El_Funko: Cori you shouldn't call your opponents mid like that, it's pretty rude
00clank: Maintain the habit!
 James_the_Dabbler: Are we supposed to see the desktop right now?
micalovits: I thought it was "mid or feed"
 BrowneePoints: Yaaaas! Cori PoV!
 MilkInBags: Cori just say "mid diff" and then you're a real league gamer
 BrowneePoints: I don't have to watch Ashe all night!
 Korolan: Nelly, man after my own heart!
Bonzi77: yorick mori or riot
 Mr_Horrible: "Who are you topping? ...wait-""
00clank: @James_the_Dabbler Yeah it's just the launcher client. It'll fullscreen once it loads.
 public_key_reveal_party: so, I'm guessing the yawgfather is wheeler?
 Mr_Horrible: good ol' Susan
Mister_BlueSky: 
 djalternative: G'Dog
 SaxPython: 
micalovits: Susan is so nice
 Earthenone: theres no rule saying a dog cant top
 Mr_Horrible: the dog pets you
 BrowneePoints: No Cori, this Dog pets you
ipoddodd: Adam got that dawg in him
 Mr_Horrible: forcefully
 BrowneePoints: with 700 stacks of q
 niccus: it's called ganking, cori
 James_the_Dabbler: Gotcha. I've never played LoL so I wasn't sure
 bytecaster: Don't damage the dog
 saucemaster5000: Dog pets you? hot
 Mr_Bitterness: The Dog stacks Q
 couchboyj: Good dog jas his own stick
 Mr_Horrible: HAAAA
petey_vonwho: James just said a bunch of stuff that I didn't understand
 AtomicAlchemical: So what kind of horses are we failing to draw tonight?
 bytecaster: Don't gank the dog!
 Mr_Horrible: Wheeler: "Top Lane WHO?"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: be the change you want to see in the world Adam
00clank: (Adam's about to Hard Carry like a Beast)
 Mr_Horrible: good news, a Mord can accomplish that handily
 Mr_Horrible: I believe in the power of Adam tho
Toxxick: No in game sound Crio
 BrowneePoints: Adam played a lot of Ranked Susan. We'll be good
Toxxick: *cori
Orxolon: no Doran?i'm listening
 BrowneePoints: also chat Nasus' nickname is Susan
 MadWolf1290: yeah, game is super quiet
00clank: Enemy Team is just lucky Adam didn't pick Lillia.
 BrowneePoints: we all love Susan
 WowoT: no game sounds?
Toxxick: oh its just really quiet
 Earthenone: game audio is mia
 AtomicAlchemical: adam is a reliable guy who always tries his best
 SocraticMethod: L-lewd
 SpicyNapalm: The only potential issue is that as a 5 stack they might run into another 5 stack which could be full of smurfs, so we'll see how things go
 SpicyNapalm: Also yeah no hame audio from Cori
 red_shoes_jeff: !sir
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micalovits: I hear some game audio, just lost
DaxStrife: Oh boy, so many terms I don't understand and sound lewd out of context. Thank you for the facial reactions, Cori.
 saucemaster5000: So many innuendos in so little time
 FarleyF: welcome to the highlight reel
 MadWolf1290: so it's *that* type of night on stream
 public_key_reveal_party: I have no idea what most of these words mean 
00clank: Oh, Cori is such a good selection for the face-cam.
 Earthenone: coris been shot!
nymistrya: Watching Adam top lane Lillia is what made me want to start playing league in the first place
 BrowneePoints: and i'm here for it
 BrowneePoints: Cori is playing The Murder Lesbian
 Azralorne: Wow I knew it'd been forever since I played LoL but it's becoming so much more apparent with every second
 Mr_Horrible: beloved by the MOON
00clank: As opposed to the Genocide Lesbian.
 Seth_Erickson: couble of league gamers huh
 DiscordianTokkan: I didn't know Sephiroth was in League
EvilBadman: Oh, sorry, Cori
 Azralorne: 😂😂
 FarleyF: https://clips.twitch.tv/PeacefulSillyBatDancingBanana-nk-sMnZt56f_SQiN
 BrowneePoints: bar under his hp gives a shield, he has a ton of dashes, his q builds to a knockup, and he has a skillshot blocking wall
 Azralorne: I was wondering if you'd summon him
00clank: Yasuo Players want 1 thing and it's Disgusting (to dash)
 Mr_Horrible: can't wait for the Yasuo power play of going 0/10
 djalternative: oh hey. Cori's fighting Lord English!
 BrowneePoints: the one good thing is yas is made of paper
 Azralorne: I have no clue who cori is playing but they LOOK cool
 Inquisitor_Xian: I don't wanna be that guy, but do you think we can swap what side your video is on between games so i can see the map? sorry to bug
 djalternative: Maybe we can pit Lord French against him
ButButTheJesus: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulSpoopyWasabiBudStar-waiCtTPLdSMXyK3y
00clank: Oh wait for real the person's username is a Homestuck Character?
Fanklok: Yasuo has 2 settings, feed hard/hard carry
ButButTheJesus: rawr XD?
 BloodnBullets: see the reason I enjoy pokemon unite is everyone knows roughly what a pokemon does, blastoise is tanky, zoroark is agressive etc. I have no idea what any of these large lads with swords are supposed to do.
 distrustingspectator: hey chat. hey lrr. what are the teams tonight?
 Mr_Horrible: Fanklok and you can't know which is which until like 15 minutes
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 mazingolfer: solo top lane garen when?
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 BrowneePoints: their team may be one you want Rod of Ages for
SagaMonstrum: Oh goodness, League night! And I see Cori is playing one of my favorites!
 Earthenone: !players
Mister_BlueSky: In League, in general, if you have a sword you're a 1v9 carry.
00clank: @distrustingspectator Cori, Adam, James, Wheeler and Nelson VS some random 5 folks.
  Juliamon: Today's players are Cori, Nelson, James, Adam, and Wheeler
EvilBadman: That says Lord Eighth, friendos
  Juliamon: sorry I just got out of the shower, I'll update !players in a sec
 BrowneePoints: @Mister_BlueSky *looks at gangplank* well most of them
 Earthenone: james made a special post with the faces and lanes
 distrustingspectator: thanks @00clank
 BrowneePoints: your w is a shield. don't forget that cori
 SagaMonstrum: Whose playing who?
 Mr_Horrible: where have they Viegone?
 Earthenone: thought it would be in
 DiscordianTokkan: RIP ur butt
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 FarleyF: your butt got carved up like spam
Mister_BlueSky: @BrowneePoints GP absolutely can.
 distrustingspectator: Adam's really quiet
Fanklok: I know Diana has a different kit then what she started with, what's different?
 Mr_Horrible: I will die mad they made Viego a bishi instead of a Leoric
 BrowneePoints: @Mister_BlueSky compared to yi, trynd, aatrox, irelia, shen, etc
 BrowneePoints: @Fanklok her ult is the pull in now
Fanklok: So q is still bendy shooting and w is still splody shield?
 BrowneePoints: yes
 Mr_Horrible: yup
 BrowneePoints: e is now a damaging dash that consumes the mark from q to reset cd @Fanklok
 Mr_Horrible: they just swapped E and ult, and added damage to the vacuum
 BrowneePoints: and ult is a massive pull in that scales damage based on how many you pull
 SagaMonstrum: I have to say that for some reason I didn't expect James to pick up League
 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: sneekybreeky
Mister_BlueSky: Hi Viego.
 SaxPython: 
 Mr_Horrible: I have typically found James to be "down for whatever, at least once"
Fanklok: I'm guessing James os down with Adam and Nelson is top?
 BrowneePoints: but yea for their team cori they have enough burst damage you may want Rod of Ages for your Mythic
 SagaMonstrum: Viego being rude as always
 Mr_Horrible: he played PoE, after all
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 SagaMonstrum: Ooh, yeah I guess you're right
 Mr_Horrible: 
 SagaMonstrum: Woo!
Fanklok: Good kill
 SaxPython: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Earthenone: is wheeler a dragon?
 SagaMonstrum: Is Adam on Nasus then?
 Mr_Horrible: yup
 Earthenone: is that legal?
 BrowneePoints: half-dragon lady that turns into a dragon for her ult @Earthenone
micalovits: Wheeler is the older, less cool dragon
 Mr_Horrible: but Wheeler you're already dragon
 SagaMonstrum: So, I know Adam makes mentions of Dota 2 occasionally on streams, have they ever streamed doing that particular moba?
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 Nebula662: Wooooooah league of leg ends
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 Nebula662: Wooooooah league of leg ends
 Mr_Horrible: gotta limit test before you know where the limits are
 BrowneePoints: Nelly is a Robot with a long range pull, James is the most boring adc in the game, Adam is a Jackal Demigod, and Cori is a Lunar Demigod Lesbian assassin @Earthenone
 SagaMonstrum: Cori is best girl
 SagaMonstrum: AKA Diana
 SagaMonstrum: One of my all time favorites to play Mid or in the jungle
 BrowneePoints: oh geez, this Yas knows Cori is knew
 BrowneePoints: new*
micalovits: "Lunar demigod lesian assassin" is one hell of a title
00clank: Adam enjoying that Top Lane life of silently staring at his opponent for 10 minutes.
 SaxPython: @00clank 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 bytecaster: nice!
 A_Dub888: nice
ForOhForError: good stuff!
 SaxPython: 
 Diabore: baby got hands!
iarethel0ser: 
 Seth_Erickson: Killer moves cori 
00clank: Cori's power knows no limits.
micalovits:  
 distrustingspectator: killer Cori
 BrowneePoints: but yea Diana's w is an amazing trade tool
 BrowneePoints: shield that ALSO detonates? heck ya
 cmdrzellgaudis: Go Cori!!!
 AtomicAlchemical: sick chunk
 BrowneePoints: Milio + MF is a HYPER aggressive poke lane
 Mai_Andra: I want to play League, but mouse control is bad for me.  I wish they would put 'Wild Rift' on Switch or something.
 SagaMonstrum: Diana also known as "Time to make this carry... Disappear!"
ipoddodd: The life of a blitz player
 BrowneePoints: do you want to contest or not
00clank: Anyone else unable to help but think of Viego's name in the cadence of the "Go Diego Go" opening?
micalovits: I have been calling him "Viggo Mortensen" for yeas
micalovits: Years
00clank: Ha, Viggo Mortensen. Nice.
micalovits: Or well, a year I guess
 Earthenone: coris camera position is kind of awkward with the map, cant tell where anyone is
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 Earthenone: hi cameron fameron
 elkae: Cam says to "push in bottom"
00clank: Be good thing to try and bring up between games.
 elkae: idk if that's a good idea
WavesOfBabies: Cameron says to push in bottom
 Simriel: Cameron said you have to "Push in bottom"
Ddhangddhang: who's all on Coris team?
00clank: !players
 BrowneePoints: If you can Cori, you want to place your wards INSIDE the river bush cuz bushes will block vision
 Earthenone: wheeler, james, nelson and adam
AzaleaCloud: Hey gamers, long time no see
Ddhangddhang: @Earthenone thanks!
 Simriel: Oof that MF ult
 Earthenone: the oponent has a GUN?!
 BrowneePoints: two guns
 Earthenone: that seems unfair
 BrowneePoints: she's a pirate bounty hunter
 bytecaster: More unfair than magic?
Toxxick: @Earthenone she has TWO guns
00clank: Plus they have an Infinite Ammo hack.
 Simriel: What is the maximum Gun on a league champion these days? Is it still two?
Mister_BlueSky: *Aphelios has entered the chat*
 zarbit: MF: "push this tower" Nasus: "lol Q"
 BrowneePoints: technically Jhin's gun is 3 guns in one
Toxxick: @Simriel theres a dude who conjures magic guns from a pool of like 6?
 BrowneePoints: Snubnose Pistol, Rifle, and 40 cal
agentcaleb: aphelios has 5 lol
00clank: Yeah Aphelios has like..6
Toxxick: but he only ever has one at a time
 BrowneePoints: and Aphelios has 6 guns
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 BrowneePoints: but he has 2 at a tame
 BrowneePoints: time*
 Simriel: I have Qed an entire tower to death once as Nassus
 Simriel: I was insanely fed
 BrowneePoints: viego's stealth field
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 a_Weakling: I asked my wife to marry me, and she said yes!
00clank: Samira might be firing a pistol from her teeth as well as both hands during her ult. Seems like something she would do.
00clank: Congrats Weakling.
micalovits: I don't know how many of Aphelios "guns" are actually guns
00clank: Wait...
 Earthenone: that sounds awful lol
 BrowneePoints: yea his stealth field gives him an attack speed while she stands in it
 Earthenone: but congrats!
 BrowneePoints: so you want to fight him OFF his smoke
 Simriel: Can Yi still just kill a lane on his own? That's a very important detail of the game
 BrowneePoints: eventually yes
00clank: @Simriel Yes.
 BrowneePoints: Yi is a hyper carry. Useless early, 1v5s late
 Simriel: I always loved Yi, cause if the game stalemated eventually you could just go off and solo a lane without a wave
 Earthenone: the yawgfather is godlike
 Earthenone: aperently
 A_Dub888: Adam is Roman Reigns?
 BrowneePoints: well except Morde. Morde can still fight Susan late unfortunately
Angreed66: Adam is a bonk librarian
 DEATHlikescats: Congratulations @a_weakling !
 Simriel: Oh is Adam Nassus?
00clank: Yup
 BrowneePoints: Adam is Susan yes
 Simriel: The "make them answer me" is such a Nasus move xD
 princess_intell: Hey there! Long time no watch
 MurphEP: I thought Adam was Adam
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 princess_intell: 15 months? That's almost a year!
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 princess_intell: 15 months? That's almost a year!
 elkae: hi there princess_intell
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy, @princess_intell ! Hope you've been doing well
 princess_intell: I haven't been around because I discovered something called ff14
yuan42: veigo'd sad
 SaxPython: big sword so mean
 BrowneePoints: Viego, MF, Yas
 princess_intell: It's a small game, you've probably never heard of it
 elkae: tell me more
 princess_intell: And then I found drag race
 BrowneePoints: Viego is more important to kill, cuz if he gets a single kill he can snowball and penta
00clank: I have heard you can play to like, level 5 for free?
 DEATHlikescats: @princess_intell new addiction’s will do that to ya
 princess_intell: Something like that?
 SagaMonstrum: I heard it was free up until level 60 and it includes some sort of expansion for free?
 elkae: something like that?
 Simriel: League has changed so much since I last played xD
 princess_intell: I think it has a story of something idk I'm level 75
micalovits: Go Susan, go!
 elkae: it's very obscur
 elkae: e
AzaleaCloud: @princess_intell You and I have fallen to the same mind virus. 
 princess_intell: Oh absolutely
 princess_intell: So underground
 princess_intell: And then drag race is the best thing on TV
 iiieye: I actually don't remember what league looked like the last I play it
AzaleaCloud: And yeah, it's free up til the end of Heavensward, and you can't level past 60 if you're on the trial version.
 bytecaster: @iiieye I do, and it makes me feel old
 princess_intell: Is it productive or healthy? No. Is it fabulous? Yes.
 Simriel: Anyone else remember AP Yi?
00clank: Yowza
 iiieye: @bytecaster it was season 2 for me so...
AzaleaCloud: @Simriel Yes. Oh God, the meditates.
 SagaMonstrum: I only wish I could experience Shadowbringers for the first time again, sadly I cannot
 princess_intell: Ahhhhh it's soooooo gooooood
 Simriel: I am Remember AP Yi old in regards to league xD
 BrowneePoints: Susan BONK
 BrowneePoints: Susan WIN
 lackingsanity: Damn
adept_nekomancer: Just a dog bonking all the things
AzaleaCloud: The Dog Says Bonk
 princess_intell: I never expected a JRPG MMO to take on serious themes of life in global conflict
 KeasbyKnight168: I saw a clip of the old summoner's rift recently, my eyes have almost recovered
 princess_intell: Not saying anything else, oh my God it's so good
00clank: They really did Spruce it Up.
 Simriel: I think I started in season 2? Been like a year since I tried it last. Maybe I should try it again
micalovits: @KeasbyKnight168 The old old one, or just the old one?
 BrowneePoints: remember when we got seasonal maps?
 BrowneePoints: *cries in Christmas Rift*
00clank: *Sigh* Sure do...
 KeasbyKnight168: The ooooold one
 bytecaster: @KeasbyKnight168 ooold oooooold maaaaaap
 Simriel: I remember the first URF
AzaleaCloud: I started playing literally right after they discontinued those, Brownee...
 SagaMonstrum: Watching some old league content like Grasshyren is like aging and de-aging at the same time
00clank: Excited for that 2v2v2v2 Mode!
 KeasbyKnight168: Beta/S1
micalovits: Yeaaaa... oooold one sure was... Something
 Simriel: Back before they tried to balance URF xD
 BrowneePoints: I remember the old halloween Map with Urf's coffin
 princess_intell: The map dinosaurs played 65 million years ago
Mister_BlueSky: Any Twisted Treeline enjoyers?
AzaleaCloud: You can balance URF? Next you'll tell me you can Brainstorm wrong.
 Simriel: Warwick ate Urf ya know 
 iiieye: I would love to go back to ffxiv but I am way too lazy to try and recover my account
 SagaMonstrum: I miss TT :c
00clank: Justice for Treeline!
yuan42: @princess_intell oh man, that was ages ago
 princess_intell: (I don't play league)
 KeasbyKnight168: I miss TT
 Simriel: Twister treeline was rad
 Simriel: I used to jungle on TT,
00clank: Hey, hey look at us. Look at us. Hey, hey look at us.
 princess_intell: Oh league came out when I was in elementary school
 Simriel: 3V3 jungling was so hard, but the payoff...
 BrowneePoints: league came out my senior year of high school
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, this game is oooooooolder than dirt.
 SagaMonstrum: League was in like.. 2009 I want to say?
 lackingsanity: Oh no I'm old
micalovits: Mood chat, big mood
00clank: Yes, 2009.
yuan42: i remember when the NA servers were still on the west coast
 SagaMonstrum: I miss the good ol' "Garen in a bush" memes
 Simriel: I remember when Garen Jungle was viable xD
 iiieye: Now I feel old. Pain in my hip not helping
 MurphEP: 
 bytecaster: I don't know what you are all talking about, League came out last year as an Arcane tie in!
yuan42: playing on a pc with no graphics card, 20-30 fps, 90-100 ping
 SaxPython:   ook ook 
Mister_BlueSky: @Simriel I lost to a Garen jungle as recently as today.
 Simriel: @yuan42 I used to play with 240 ping xD
 Simriel: @mister_bluesky His ganks aren't good, but his surprise kills are superb
00clank: Good ol Millio.
 Simriel: I love that Garens toolkit just hasn't really changed. It's been updated but it hasn't changed
ipoddodd: Milio is an enchanter, his notable ability is a knockback that interrupts dashes
 BrowneePoints: He pokes and knockbacks, has a massive heal over time, shield and move speed, and his ult is a big aoe heal and cleanse. @LoadingReadyRun
 MurphEP: It was a good attempt
 Simriel: Like Garen has the functionally same abilities as he did when he was released
 BrowneePoints: and his passive makes any ally touched by his abilities hit harder on their next auto or ability
AzaleaCloud: Oh, the clutch Time Stop from Wheeler
 BrowneePoints: he's a hardcore support support
AzaleaCloud: So good
 Simriel: Shyv is such a powerful jungle
 MurphEP: Let's go!
 Simriel: Like if Shyv gets a good jungle farm, she just rips
Xx_JAG_xX: oh snap 40 to 28 that's pretty good
 BloodnBullets: how do you get better minions?
annoyedandconfused: destroy enemies inhibitor
 elkae: i think they like bananas
h3rsh3yb4r: @BloodnBullets there's an inhibitor behind the third turret in each lane, killing it allows super minions to spawn
 Simriel: Is the Big Minion banner still an item?
ipoddodd: What rank is Wheeler?
 bytecaster: "It's dangerous to go alone"
 BloodnBullets: thanks @h3rsh3yb4r
AzaleaCloud: Nelly with the golden touch~
Xx_JAG_xX: which one on the team is smurfing???
 SaxPython: phew
 BrowneePoints: hit b cori
 Simriel: Does Wheeler have Warmogs
 BrowneePoints: it recalls you to fountain
 traccer224: might wanna drop some wards on back
 Simriel: That looked like some Warmogs regen
ipoddodd: @Xx_JAG_xX I'm pretty sure it's wheeler, and this elo looks to be about adam's
00clank: @ipoddodd He's Bronze, but he doesn't play a ton of Ranked.
micalovits: I think Adam also has a pretty good game
 TheMerricat: oooo when did they make twitch names multicolored?
micalovits: No clue about james/nelson
Mister_BlueSky: My cat is now sleeping on me. 
 SagaMonstrum: Out of everyone playing tonight I think Adam plays the most and then it's Wheeler
 BrowneePoints: James has played a lot of Ashe @micalovits
AzaleaCloud: Bot inhib
 MurphEP: I don't play League but I find no greater satisfaction than seeing a character melt in this game
 pipshardfour: Can the overlay be changed so the map isn’t being covered?
 BrowneePoints: if you can save your ult for multiple people
 BrowneePoints: the damage scales for each one yoinked
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh neat
 SagaMonstrum: What skin is Adam rocking on nasus?
 SagaMonstrum: Is that galactic?
 TheMerricat: @pipshardfour Possibly next round, but I think Cori might be a bit busy ATM to mess with OBS 
Mister_BlueSky: Armored Titan, I think it was?
 BrowneePoints: mi li o yea
 SagaMonstrum: I like it, haven't seen it before
 SaxPython: De-fense, clap-clap, De-fense, clap-clap
00clank: Money Time
 pipshardfour: @themerricat Of course! I should have saved my question for between games
AzaleaCloud: Nooooooooooo
 korvys: @LoadingReadyRun Cori - before the next game, can you move your camera to the left, so we can see the map? 
 MurphEP: It happens lol
duresspls: nooooo lol oh well
00clank: I have when I have the shop open at crucial moments.
 Mr_Horrible: for first game, p good
 MAPBoardgames: @LoadingReadyRun can you move your camera to the left so you aren't covering the map?
 DEATHlikescats: Learning and growing
 Hewdra: GG!
00clank: Love the part where Cori toasted the Yasuo like a Hearthian Marshmallow.
 saucemaster5000: Don't blame me, I voted for Nassus
 elkae: gotta do your gamer stretches
Xx_JAG_xX: don't worry you scale
 Simriel: League is a Difficult Game to learn
micalovits: You can start with the lens now
h3rsh3yb4r: usually you swap when you get your ward item evolved
 pipshardfour: Any chance of switching the overlay so the map isn’t covered?
 BrowneePoints: but yea if you can cori, drop wards in bushes or where jungle lanes intersect
00clank: I get the feeling the Client Sounds is UP, which has led to the In-Game Sound being DOWN.
 BrowneePoints: to get the most vision
ipoddodd: Generally, at this ELO, supports should switch when the support quest is done
 TheMerricat: cori! 
00clank: mid....+Jungle. I want both.
 Simriel: JIV has... Not changed
ipoddodd: They did a thing where you can get runes automatically!
 traccer224: double smite
Fanklok: Lu Bu skin is best skin
 traccer224: nvm j4 swapped
micalovits: Yea, only minor j4 changes, like the ult doing aoe dammage, and the shield being slightly better the more people it slows iirc
 BrowneePoints: Quintessences
00clank: Great for emergencies or when you don't care.
 BrowneePoints: they used to have actual runes you had to socket
 drcthulu: It's a Jax meme
 BrowneePoints: in a book
 drcthulu: it's old but it checks out
 DEATHlikescats: It’s Elon musks dumb fake money
Toxxick: EXP Quints are broken mate
ipoddodd: Quintessences were definitely a thing of all time
 Simriel: Buying Runes! I spent so much on runes...
Fanklok: Back in my day quints cost 6300 IP
 SagaMonstrum: Need that Gold/5sec runes
AzaleaCloud: Oh god that was the WORST. So glad they changed the rune system.
 Simriel: I bought Rune Pages... That money was just wasted xD
micalovits: The good old 1% crit chance runes
 saucemaster5000: Now I want a 7 layer dip where every layer is a different cheese
 pipshardfour: Thanks!
00clank: Wasn't it Rune Page + Mastery Tree?
 BrowneePoints: or buy a cleanse Item Nelly
 UnkeptFlea: do i need to have read the first three to get J4?
 BrowneePoints: if you have a QSS effect it removes you from his ult IMMEDIATELY
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 Diabore: more assists than deaths is the support goal
 SaxPython: 
Mister_BlueSky: I like using GP's oranges to just nope out of Mord ult, never fails to make me laugh.
 BrowneePoints: I like using immune frames to nope out of his ult cast animation
micalovits: If only I was good enough to do that
 drcthulu: That's just what Garens do
 BrowneePoints: I've been playing since season 1  @micalovits
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micalovits: I have been playing since 2, and still suck!
 Simriel: I've been running at people as Garen since season 2, and I don't plan to change, ever.
 BrowneePoints: yea lux/jhin is a kill lane
00clank: Keep them tempted with the succulent meats.
 SaxPython: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 A_Dub888: the DOUBLE
 MurphEP: 
AzaleaCloud: James 
ipoddodd: big jame????
 WiJohn: #creditjames
 Darleysam: is that Games Turner popping off???
Xx_JAG_xX: the soul read with cory's Q
AzaleaCloud: Any soft-G gamers?
 LurkerSpine: #PraiseJames
 Simriel: Is that Irelia mid?
 A_Dub888: #PraiseJames
00clank: Sure is.
 Simriel: Is... Irelia a mid now?
 gualdhar: can #BlameJames be used for something positive? that doesn't sound right
 BrowneePoints: did you read your passive btw Cori?
 Nuurgle: #BloomJames?
00clank: If she wants to be. Not like anythng can tell her no.
00clank: Irelia is my perma-ban for Top or Mid.
 luke1x: So is the team Cori, Ben, Adam, James, and nelson?
 BrowneePoints: your summoner ability
 BrowneePoints: it's on your d
AzaleaCloud: The yellow button that makes you blip
 BrowneePoints: wow recall in mid?
 BrowneePoints: I'm thinking Irelia and Garen fought over mid
00clank: Do you mean Teleport, Brownee?
 BrowneePoints: err teleport*
00clank: I do that too, but granted, I take Teleport as Bot or Support  as well.
00clank: Unless i'm Renata, then it's Exhaust.
 BrowneePoints: This Irelia is greedy
 Simriel: I think you wanna ignite Irelia earlier, cause she has heals built into her toolkit
micalovits: All greed, all the time
 BrowneePoints: they are diving Cori a lot
Wightwhiskey: Late to the party, who's who?
 BrowneePoints: Ben is J4, Cori is Diana, Adam is Lillia, James is Ashe, Nelly is Blitz
 saucemaster5000: fiddle tee dee
Wightwhiskey: Ty
 Simriel: @wightwhiskey James is Adam, Adam is Graham, nelly is Nelly
 BrowneePoints: I'd build Rod of Ages for their team Cori. You'll want the Beef
 EOstby: And Chat is Beej.
Xx_JAG_xX: don't worry cori, it's a har game p;us you're up against n irrelia
00clank: So glad they brought Rod of Ages back.
Xx_JAG_xX: *plus
 Simriel: A good Warwick can solo half a team,
 luke1x: This must be how people who don't know magic feel huh...
 bytecaster: If you also have "medical foot", please consult your foot physician.
 SaxPython: Podiatrists hate this one weird trick
 BrowneePoints: massive Sniper ult
 BrowneePoints: 4 shots, each one hitting harder
 Simriel: That's the One Thing Garen shouldn't do.
micalovits: lol
Fanklok: Asserting dominance
00clank: Sounds about right.
 bytecaster: Are there also times when you are the ice age?
00clank: Anivia Top, eh?
Mister_BlueSky: I always heard "sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield".
 BrowneePoints: yea Irelia with passive up is real hard to fight
 Simriel: I always thought Diana was a high skill tier champ?
 Diabore: whats the quick buy button?
 SaxPython: lol
 BrowneePoints: Irelia is low floor high ceiling @Simriel
 saucemaster5000: He meant "Gee, Jeez"
Mister_BlueSky: Irelias that know what they're doing are among the scariest things you will ever encounter.
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micalovits: @Diabore If you right click the items it buys it if you have the gold
 Simriel: @browneepoints Wasn't talking about Irelia
 Diabore: @Diabore ty ty, been a hot minute since i played
00clank: Right Click To Purchase in the shop was such a discovery for me.
 BrowneePoints: @Simriel I meant Diana. typed Irelia
mishrasbauble: hello doctors LRR i just got in a crash on my bike
mishrasbauble: entire body hurts
 WiJohn: Welp, time for them to avoid top lane
 Simriel: Huh I always found her super hard to play
 bytecaster: @BrowneePoints Diana and Irelia are close on the keyboard after all 
 saucemaster5000: "this giant woman will destroy us all!" (Jumps into sea)
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
00clank: Lysanderoth!?
 Simriel: Like, I did not enjoy Diana personally. But then I found Jayce easy to play at launch so... XD
AzaleaCloud: @00clank "King Dragon sends his regards" *blam*
Mister_BlueSky: I find Aphelios easy to understand, but I can't play an assassin to save my life.
00clank: Hmm, maybe if I reload then enter the cutscene from This side...
micalovits: Diana is weird... Somewhat simple kit, but being a melee champ in mid is rough if you don't know what you are doing
KeytarCat: The gripping hand
 Simriel: How is Ryze these days?
 Darleysam: the third hand was drawn by AI
AzaleaCloud: IMO it's not enough hands
 DEATHlikescats: Why Cori no hit turret?
AzaleaCloud: >.>
00clank: Justified terror over Irelia potentially walking up.
 Darleysam: that's fine, blink is just a 15 second cooldown, right? 
 DEATHlikescats: @00clank ah true
 Diabore: flash is a crutch and must be expended immediately
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 WiJohn: Flash in fountain, assert dominance
micalovits: The good old flash at the start of ARAM to establish dominance
protojman: back to deep rock galactic
 SaxPython: ooh baby
micalovits: @protojman Rock and stone?
 Diabore: flash was james' training wheels
 MurphEP: Use your content creator voice, James!
AzaleaCloud: "DPS harder, James!!" *bangs piano keys*
 bytecaster: Don't poppage shame people!
 MurphEP: 
protojman: @protojman to the bone!
 MurphEP: Jumpscared
AzaleaCloud: Irelia jumpscare
 Diabore: bad bush
 bytecaster: But now we know!
 WiJohn: Too greedy and too deep in the river
 shendaras: in your lane, thriving.
 SocraticMethod: Is last hitting and deny still a thing in LoL?
 Paranundrox: last hitting is, deny is a DotA mechanic not LoL iirc
 Simriel: League has never had Minion Denial has it? That's DOTA
 Makrosian_Tae: Adam popping off!
Wightwhiskey: LoL did waaaay back
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, you can't attack your own minions in League
 Diabore: nerf irelia knowatimsayin
 Simriel: Played LoL since season 2... So unless it was Beta or season 1 then no it didn't
 OldBenX: @Simriel the closest thing was GP's ability to execute minion for AS buff
 Makrosian_Tae: Instructions unclear. Nerfed Mercy again
Fanklok: After the nerf Irelia meme started she got nothing but buffs for like 2 years straight
 BrowneePoints: Gp had Denyplank
 BrowneePoints: could raise morale by shooting a minion
Wightwhiskey: Gangplank could. Unless my memory is going
 OldBenX: but that was removed by season 1
 BrowneePoints: could use it on your own minions
 BrowneePoints: but that was removed in 2010
 Simriel: I did not know that about Gangplank
 Paranundrox: nice
 MurphEP: Let's go Cori!
 Darleysam: :fbtouvh
 TheWriterAleph: nice
 MurphEP: lfg
 SaxPython:   
 Darleysam: 
 Simriel: I miss Gangplanks old kitz not his old old kit but his old one
 DEATHlikescats: Yasssssss!!
00clank: PHEW
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Wightwhiskey: The good ol times of sunfire cape evelynn
 DEATHlikescats: Go Cori!
AzaleaCloud: Let's go Cori 
 Simriel: I miss Gangplank before he had Barrels
00clank: We take those.
 DEATHlikescats: 
 Mr_Horrible: 
 EOstby: All kills are good kills, if you can get them.
 SocraticMethod: According to this there used to be deny in Alpha but I decided that my head can't handle the micro necessary to get perfect gold so stayed away from DotA/LoL/HoN https://www.reddit.com/r/leagueoflegends/comments/3elrms/til_there_was_creep_denying_in_league_of_legends/
 Simriel: I just wanna Crit Q and eat orange on GP xD
Mister_BlueSky: The whole GP barrel mechanic makes almost no sense to me.
 Mr_Horrible: in a 1v1? Attack Garen all you want. In a teamfight? We do not observe the Garen.
 saucemaster5000: kid says "posture for dragon"
 BloodnBullets: is... is adam a prancing deer?
 Earthenone: is that the enemy coms?
 Simriel: @mister_bluesky Yeah he went from one of my favourite champs, to someone I could not figure out at all.
 Simriel: I should come back and play Jax. Jax is always good
Toxxick: @BloodnBullets Shes kinda like a dream druid? But yes, shes a deer that prances
 Simriel: Jax is always good, and has had an update Once Ever xD
 Mr_Horrible: BloodnBullets she's a character very similar to the WoW dryads - faun-centaur forest spirit
 SocraticMethod: @BloodnBullets Centaur Druid, if I remember the WarCraft unit it's "inspired by"
 zarbit: Lillia's great, she has a bowling ball
Mister_BlueSky: They're doing a visual update to Jax sometime soon. Maybe some gameplay update too?
 BloodnBullets: huh... ok. Thanks chat.
 bytecaster: @BloodnBullets Dryad right?
 Simriel: Why did Garen ult at half health.
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AzaleaCloud: @Simriel Desperation.
AzaleaCloud: Pretty sure they knew they weren't gonna catch Cori before she got back to tower
 SocraticMethod: @BloodnBullets YOu're right: https://wowpedia.fandom.com/wiki/Dryad_(Warcraft_III)
 Simriel: @mister_bluesky I mean I want a visual update, but honestly? I hope they leave him the same mechanically. He's simple but he's efficient and good.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 bytecaster: @BloodnBullets WC3 is burned into my brain after all ^^
Wightwhiskey: Nice
 SaxPython: clean
 Diabore: excellent manuevers
AzaleaCloud: Noicely done 
 zarbit: huge gank, wp all
 WiJohn: The bouncy castle!
 Simriel: Jax isn't Sexy, but he kills people good.
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AzaleaCloud: Eeeeey raiders 
JoeKim: league 
pimiento:   
 Mr_Horrible: oh my god
 Paranundrox: at 7!
 SocraticMethod: 6 hp wow
 bytecaster: 5
 MAPBoardgames: Magic pixel!
AzaleaCloud: Cori lives! 
Wightwhiskey: Wow
 MurphEP: Bruh Warwick is 
 Diabore: single digit hp baybee
 Mr_Horrible: that Lux got giga chunked
 BloodnBullets: 1!=0
00clank: PHEW
KeytarCat: Single digits 
 bytecaster: Life is a ressource!
 DEATHlikescats: Welcome 🤗
 Mr_Horrible: and Cori <20 hp 
StinkyDinky_: Is this a 5v5 w/ all LRR
 Nuurgle: no
  Juliamon: only one team is LRR
 Mr_Horrible: Swollia 
 Diabore: @StinkyDinky_ no, 5 lrr v randos
 SocraticMethod: @StinkyDinky_ 5 LRR vs 5 randoms
StinkyDinky_: or are they interacting with the hell people
StinkyDinky_: oh my
  Juliamon: they are not cowards
JoeKim: lmao in house league matches would be hilarious
 Diabore: as long as chat is off its a fun game
 pipshardfour: haha Ivern that does damage
 Simriel: What happened to Over?
 Simriel: Ivern
JoeKim: ivern had a bug
 Simriel: Did Ivern get disabled?
JoeKim: mhmm
 Simriel: How long has he been disabled for?
 Paranundrox: jesus
 MurphEP: GD that Irelia
 Diabore: irelia playing their ass off
 Simriel: I haven't seen Irelia carry that hard in many bontoons
 Simriel: What's the counter to a fed bruiser these days?
 Simriel: Item wise
 Paranundrox: how does she have that much regen jeez
Mister_BlueSky: Heal cut would help with her.
 mercano82: The good news is she’s level capped now.
 TheWriterAleph: Objective: Survive
DaimyoAmerica: Have you considered the superior form of this game called ARAM?
Mister_BlueSky: Some ARAM would be pretty sick, ngl.
Xx_JAG_xX: it do be like that sometime, espicall your first games
 Simriel: ARAM doesn't teach the game though
JoeKim: and ashe is just too immobile to try and survive irelia
 Simriel: Like it's fun, but you don't learn How to League
JoeKim: tough match up
DaimyoAmerica: ARAM teaches you the most important part, Team Fighting
 Nuha: ^^
Mister_BlueSky: That's true.
JoeKim: eh. that's arguable. ARAM teaches you what the buttons do more than anything else
JoeKim: doesn't really teach you teamfighting
 SocraticMethod: So in LoL teamfights > economy?
 Paranundrox: there's not much positioning
 Simriel: you gotta learn to Lane before you can teamfight anyway
 Paranundrox: relative to the map movement etc
Cptasparagus: john warwick
 Simriel: Like if you lose your lanes, teamfights don't do anything
 bytecaster: Admission of guilt, huh
 Paranundrox: maybe their computer explodes
 Simriel: Ah the old Micrometeor win plan
JoeKim: garen is also just so beefy
 MAPBoardgames: Tell her of the Alt+F4 gg emote?
Xx_JAG_xX: this is what happens when James says GG early
 Paranundrox: @JoeKim their Garen doesnt seem particularly great at the game
 Simriel: Garen doesn't even need that much to become a Chonky Boi
JoeKim: it's still beef to chew through
 Easilycrazyhat: Cursed match
 MurphEP: Alright see ya Warwick
 MurphEP: 
 MurphEP: Let's go team
AzaleaCloud: Shutdown to Cori!
 MadWolf1290: phyritc victory
 Simriel: Nice Ace
 MAPBoardgames: Sometimes "winning" is a function of redefining your goals
JoeKim: Guardian Angel = GA
JoeKim: gives you a revive once every 5 min
 Simriel: GA, when you die, Don't
JoeKim: revives at 20%? hp
 elkae: 
 saucemaster5000: Cori with the longterm league knowledge there
 Simriel: @joekim Hasn't it changed like 4-5 times? XD
 SocraticMethod: Does LoL have the 1UP item from original DotA, or is GA their variation of it?
JoeKim: yeah i stopped keeping track
 Simriel: GA has been a tank item, a caster item and a AD item over time xD
 MurphEP: Woww good fight
 TheMandrew: after these messages, we'll be riiiight back
Timagio: Your honour, League of Legends
 BrowneePoints: Aram is very good at quickly teaching you what champions do
 BrowneePoints: in the rawest form without having to worry about micro/macro too much
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 Lordofironstorm: Lorg of Loggends
yuan42: leg of ligma
Fanklok: I disagree Cori is not mid but top tier
 SnackPak_: I'll miss Nelson
micalovits: Welcome to the life of toplane!
 BrowneePoints: transitioning advantage to presence is hard
 korvys: Gross
 Nydestroyer: you should get that checked out
 BrowneePoints: you can use orange essence to make that permanent or combine 3 into a full skin
 saucemaster5000: if you press W do you win?
Fanklok: That's why I play Singed, I act like I own the map even if I'm 0/15/0
 saucemaster5000: L is not in WASD
Thatwasademo: "the D could be useful"
 Simriel: Xerath is such a fun champ to play.
 BrowneePoints: so yea Cori will probably want to go RoA with Conqueror's
 BrowneePoints: get that longevity BEEF
 v_nome: Most importantly, James don't say GG
 Simriel: Nocturne mirror, no one gets to see Shit
 BrowneePoints: yea veig can support
micalovits: Totally susan support
Mister_BlueSky: 𝒟 𝒶 𝓇 𝓀 𝓃 𝑒 𝓈 𝓈
Fanklok: Is AP Trynd still a thing
 Simriel: Daaaaaarkness
 CodeIndigo: Well, congratulations, yinz got me to play League for the first time in YEARS
 BrowneePoints: Veig can support like annie
 BrowneePoints: and he scales infinitely so farm doesn't matter
 Simriel: Is Nocturne still extremely dull to play? XD
 BrowneePoints: Stun Cage
ipoddodd: james abouta get baby caged so hard
Pike_B: James is gonna be in time out
 definenull: hello fellow gamers
 BrowneePoints: dodge ALL of Veigar's abilities, he scales infinitely
 Diabore: caught nassus sleepin
Mister_BlueSky: Ah yes, Veigar cage. It stuns the entire tri-county area on a basic ability.
 v_nome: Cheeky
 saucemaster5000: spooning can lead to forking
 Simriel: Nocturne has an extremely functional kit, but he can also be extremely Dull
 BrowneePoints: also Cori bully that dog. he can't fight you well and you don't want him q'ing minions
Fanklok: Is Veigar stun still long enough to get a medical degree?
 BrowneePoints: yes @Fanklok
 BrowneePoints: it's 2.5s I think
Mister_BlueSky: At max rank. At lower ranks it's not AS bad.
 BrowneePoints: it's still 1.5 or 2s at rank 1
 NorthstarTex: I mean the no audio gives us the "LAN ASMR" Experience
 Diabore: rammus lookin like a snack
 MurphEP: James is friends with John Riot?
 Simriel: Nocturne doesn't have a bottom, he's made of smoke
 gualdhar: Adam discovered secret streamer mode
ipoddodd: That's not a league feature, I don't think
 MurphEP: 
 Xavbull: Adam has the alpha client
 Simriel: I think Nasus can run our of Mana, but I ain't ever seen it
 MadWolf1290: no you brush *your* teeth!
ipoddodd: Nasus runs out of mana when 1v5ing
MrBrightside1: LRR for LCS
Thatwasademo: LRR: Technically professional
Xx_JAG_xX: lrr for clash
 Simonark: Well, profession streamers, not gamers.
 Simriel: @simonark They ARE being paid to game
 Xavbull: Sick dub
 pipshardfour: Maybe LRR wants to set up some games against chat?? 
 Paranundrox: that seems difficult to balance
TristalMTG: I could download the game and join, I have never played this or any MOBA
 BrowneePoints: yea that's why you have to bully the dog
 BrowneePoints: otherwise he sits back and farms til he melts towers
 BrowneePoints: Nasus q scales for the amount of minions he takes with it. Infinitely.
 Paranundrox: yup
 Paranundrox: Nasus is at the point where he's just eating a whole wave with his Q
TristalMTG: Who is Jungle?
 Simriel: Sir Not Appearing in this Fight
 WiJohn: @TristalMTG Wheeler
 Paranundrox: Nasus is just gonna solo these towers
 v_nome: Aww theres a cute spiky turtle?
 MurphEP: Nasus, get outta here
 land_manatee: And the dog won
 MurphEP: We are our own enemies 
 Simriel: @v_nome and he's so chill. He only says Ok
 MurphEP: Nice!
 Diabore: nice nice
Fanklok: Rasmus also says yep
Xx_JAG_xX: good ult
 Diabore: 3 for 1 trades is how you get back in this
 Simriel: Nocturnes fear takes a while to apply, but it's super powerful
 MurphEP: Big turts
 saucemaster5000: have you ever had a cup of piss... on weeeeeed?
 v_nome: @Simriel Sounds cool. I've barely played this game so I don't even know all the characters but some of them are great.
 couchboyj: If Nocturn isn't on the screen, people should be saying "Where's Nocturn?"
MrHotBinJuice: that's a thic turt
 raulghoulia: Whenever Nocturne's not on screen, everyone should be asking "where's Nocturne? "
 couchboyj: Now if only Nocturne would die on the way back to his home planet
Toxxick: But does anyone ask Hows nocturne?
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 WiJohn: Man that thornmail did work
MrHotBinJuice: yay nelly!
 saucemaster5000: kill that mf applies to more than it should
 Simriel: Don't know why the Nasus went inhib instead of just QIng nexus
 Gascitygaming: as a MF main if you dive you can have a hard time getting out against grabby toons
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: actively gaming
 Lord_Hosk: I think I figured out the problem. No one is running a corki
 Sogheim: @Lord_Hosk  ?
 MurphEP: Nah, sus
 DrLigmaPhD: Just got here and I'm confused   This doesn't look like Arcane at all
 MrGibberish: Hello all!
voslan: This all LRR crew or just an LRR team?
 MrGibberish: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players are Cori, Nelson, James, Adam, and Wheeler!
 Sogheim: I am surprised at how well everyone is holding on
 Applecrisp: would be cool if it was all LRR and had a stream for each team. A tall order for sure but would be cool
MrHotBinJuice: here they coooommmeee
 pipshardfour: Aram?
 niccus: i'm sure the matchmaker will be calibrated by end of stream
MrHotBinJuice: just whale the whole roster
 saucemaster5000: that's why rock paper scissors is the best game of all time
plundypops: it eez what eet eez
Xx_JAG_xX: don't worry the match making will pair you with an easy team
plundypops: I mean marines needs stim for sure...
 niccus: when's the aeon of strife sc1 ums stream
 Lord_Hosk: Maybe YOU don't buy individual items for your marines
Boon_33: you don't buy gifts for every marine? poor lads need their stims
 Mr_Horrible: oh my god
 Simriel: Is Xerath harder than Diana?
Angreed66: I'm guessing Adam and wheeler are the ones with the most experience, nelly has some and James and cori have very little experience.
 Twilight_Spark: I dunno, counter-play and scouting timings in SC2 are a lot.
 Mr_Horrible: the massacred my BOY 
 Mr_Horrible: that mugshot is one of the worst I've seen in this game
 couchboyj: Hey now, you're an Ali-Star, get your cow on, go play
 Simriel: Cowbell!
 Simriel: Anyone ever played Damage Cowbell before? XD
 Diabore: ew teemo
plundypops: gotta get that money money
DaimyoAmerica: Anyone got the Caillou Teemo image on hand?
BrindleBoar: "sorry you died but there's dudes in front of me"
micalovits: Hey, no shrooms in the deathrealm Adam
 MAPBoardgames: I find this game to be neigh on impenetrable as a casual spectator sport.
 Lord_Hosk: Still no Corki
 Simriel: I find mixed ELO games get really weird
 xantos69: So, how is this going?
 Mr_Horrible: *Shrek voice*
iarethel0ser: Adam banishing himself to top lane island.
micalovits: "y" is the hotkey for iirc
 couchboyj: @MAPBoardgames It's a lot easier to follow if you've played some.  Even horribly nigh on a decade ago like me.
plundypops: Every time you help Adam he loses complaint equity and he has invested too much in that to lose it now.
 Mr_Horrible: that anivia took more from minions than they did to you with those autos 
Athelgar: ash does have like 40 somethings skings
Angreed66: Are ashe skins James new lego?
 SaxPython: damage on bird is starting to add up
 Mr_Horrible: the worst rat in League of Legends
 Mr_Horrible: and that's saying something
 WiJohn: Oh they have a Teemo?  I'm rooting for team other guys this game!
 Simriel: Damage on Bird is good but it's been paid for in mana
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: never apologize to chat, for any reason, ever
 saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I'm sorry
 couchboyj: It's a tricky ability to get used to
 Simriel: Yeah the Arc is why I could never figure her out tbh
micalovits: Yea, we are just a bunch of baffoons
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GhostofJeffGoldblum what did i JUST say matilkda
 raulghoulia: Cori's a transformer
 the_one_and_only_kim: I just got here and spent the first 2 minutes thinking Cori was Anivia 
 WiJohn: No Teemo!  Our hero has fallen!
 Simriel: Remember your potions Cori
 couchboyj: Is chat rooting for Teemo?  Then Cori definitely shouldn't apologize to us, we're villains by association.
Angreed66: Teemo get's more hate than he deserves
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 Ferisar: loool
 SaxPython: 
 saucemaster5000: they were so plucky
 WiJohn: Let's go Cori!
 Simriel: That was a BAD Jax play xD
 gamercat88: omg love that Erasure song
 DEATHlikescats: I miss robot unicorn attack
 WiJohn: @couchboyj More exactly I'm rooting for Teemo, because he's best racoon
MrHotBinJuice: when i'm sick my mum makes me take biscuitol
 MrQBear: Would Biscitol just be an entire glass of the stuff left after you dip a cookie in milk?
 MrQBear: just... wet... grit
 MAPBoardgames: Tonight's match brought to you by BISCITOL (tm)
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 WiJohn: Biscitol, if it's not Biscitol it's just wet grit!
 MrQBear: @WiJohn Ah, so it's bespoke wet grit, from the Biscitol region.
 Simriel: I have never heard it called a Plate before tonight xD
 saucemaster5000: Been playing yakuza -- every time someone says plates I think I should head to ebisu pawn
maxthefourth: The ancient Japanese art of league of legends?
 Twilight_Spark: 
 SaxPython: oh lawd he comin
 the_one_and_only_kim: nice flash
 WiJohn: That's why when I hear a racoon in my garbage I just let them have it.
 DrLigmaPhD: "By God, that's Teemo's music!"
 WiJohn: He just walked in there and shot them in the face
 Applecrisp: whats wrong with killing the tower?
 saucemaster5000: Hock Shots part deux?
maxthefourth: The tower can kill some minions, taking gold away from the enemy laner
 DrLigmaPhD: "I'm going Turbo-Horse" was actually the pitch for Danny Phantom before they realized ghosts were cooler
ipoddodd: adam's so LARGE
 Simriel: Was that Damage Leona?
protojman: "It might have been wrong, but we did it" I'm stealing that
 Simriel: FAST-horse works, but you gotta be fed
 couchboyj: Headshot, for your portfolio
maxthefourth: TBF I'm not sure how much minions are worth at this point but a few hundred gold here and there go a long way
Thatwasademo: man I still have HotS brain and I just want to stand near dying minions rather than last hit them
 gamercat88: beeg!
 Simriel: The Keiser of Morde
 DrLigmaPhD: James isn't here for kills, he's here for ~fashion~
 WiJohn: Teemo up there rummaging through your bins, makin' a mess
 saucemaster5000: a mushroom orgy eh?
 DrLigmaPhD: @saucemaster5000 A fungal bacchanal?
 saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 with woodear woodies
 WiJohn: Mycelium miracle in the mushroom top!
 Simriel: Jax can award aggression, but not that aggressive
 DrLigmaPhD: @saucemaster5000 Spore splooge?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Feccund Fungi Festivities?
 Ferisar: the wings on the healthbar means egg is up
ipoddodd: The easiest way is the wings above the level
 DrLigmaPhD: Funky Fungus Fuckin
 Mr_Horrible: you know it's good UI because it communicates nothing unless you're told what it means 
 ShaneLeeAtk: That's what I said! 
 saucemaster5000: chanterelle copulation
 DrLigmaPhD: Shitake schlongs
 TheMerricat: If Wheeler is a horse, the other team baits him into chasing them... is that drawing the horse?
 Mr_Horrible: look skillshots are hard
Rootpotato: i saw the stream title and thought "oh no" then i opened it and heard ben and adam and said "OH NO"
 DrLigmaPhD: @TheMerricat In Soviet Russia, horse draws you!
 WiJohn: Racoon rampancy
 niccus: he's so big...
ipoddodd: adam is, metaphorically, a LARGE lad
 WiJohn: Racoon overreach... 
 couchboyj: @ipoddodd Also, literally
 WiJohn: @ipoddodd Also, spiritually
 Mr_Horrible: noice
 WiJohn: Teemo in your bins again
 Mr_Horrible: baron with cannon, ez lane
offbeatwitch: yo what i didnt know there was a league stream happening
  Juliamon: !schedule
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 Twilight_Spark: 
 pipshardfour: classic
 Seth_Erickson: Cori's doing the lord's work out here keeping top pushed out
 Mr_Horrible: touching my earpiece and communicating "Teemo has fallen"
 pipshardfour: classic willow
 WiJohn: #SaveJames
 WiJohn: Teemo, back in the bins
Fanklok: Teems shouldn't backdoor anyone's bottom without consent
 Xavbull: Gaming!
 Mr_Horrible: Let's go, James!
 groovemancery: Video James Turner
KeytarCat: Games Turner
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 saucemaster5000: @fanklok Teemo can't reach most bottoms
 Mr_Horrible: Samiran't
 TheMandrew: samira is smeara'd
 rosesmcgee: Cori, can you report your entire team? ty
 zarbit: I can't hear "Samira" without thinking of Horizon ZD
 Fanklok: Ok Saucemaster, are you trying to court me?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: if you want to make Adam's day tell him "damn bro you look huge"
 saucemaster5000: Like, take you to court? Possibly
 niccus: "you look fed"
 Fanklok: No the old timey trying to marry me way
 Xavbull: Objective Gaming
 Diabore: cori going for blood
 gamercat88: sick play Cori
 saucemaster5000: I'm not THAT old! I'm just in black and white for the retro vibe!
 zarbit: Cori I love the energy
 v_nome: Murder! Death! Kill!
 Mr_Horrible: got 2nd nexus turret, pretty good for a distraction tactics 
 NotCainNorAbel:  
offbeatwitch: honestly, cori forced them off elder
ghost_waz: ^
Lokolos: Pretty crazy that Adam and Wheeler can almost 2v5
KeytarCat: Over half way!  It could matter
adept_nekomancer: A valuable distraction
iarethel0ser: Cori got two of them off objective, I call that a win.
 MAPBoardgames: As a wise man once said "GET ON THE POINT!"
 nix_gd: yeah pretty great move
 traccer224: hecarim runs in and wins
KeytarCat: Oh right, distractions are great
 Mr_Horrible: we respect it
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ghost_waz: W
offbeatwitch: woo!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Mr_Horrible: THA W
 gamercat88: yay
Wightwhiskey: Nice!
KeytarCat: wow
 pn55:   
 NotCainNorAbel: 
 saucemaster5000: Ayyy We got one!!!
 iris_of_ether:   
 SnackPak_:   
 shendaras: 
 korvys: Retire champions!
iarethel0ser:   
 Mr_Horrible:   
 Applecrisp: gg
 WiJohn:     
 MAPBoardgames: 
Kaktus021: 
 Mr_Horrible: Lookin' fuckin' huge today
ghost_waz:   
offbeatwitch: he's so big
 saucemaster5000: Nice ending!
 TheMerricat: I had to run for dinner in the middle of the stream chat is this victory number one game two or victory number one game three?
offbeatwitch: FUCK teemo
offbeatwitch: I want that rat Obliterated
 dankmemeter:   
 Fanklok: @saucemaster5000 I'm not complaining or anything, thank you for your kindness. But you've given me specifically a lot of gift subs.
 SmithKurosaki: Hut Hut!
 v_nome: !lasttweet
  LRRbot: ~lasttweet
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Timohas greenhand now"
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - Another lovely evening with LRR.
 v_nome: That was not it... lol
 saucemaster5000: @Fanklok   I actually didn't know that! I tend to gift subs when someone says something funny
 Xavbull: Gone so young
EvilBadman: Oh yeah Cori went on the official LRR account and tweeted fuck teemo
 traccer224: teemo gets unnecessary hate just a scout and his shrooms
 coachNelly: hey thanks for watching team ggs
 corefluxx: 100
 Fanklok: @saucemaster5000 ok so we just have a similar sense of humor, fun
 KWardJenx: Nice
 xantos69: 50 Bits
 Fanklok: Every time
 KWardJenx: Thank you, Cori.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Book Club!
  Juliamon: (if you haven't seen Az's fanart of Hunter, you really ought to)
 traccer224: gn
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Phailhammer: cya 
 Xavbull: farewell
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