Mine O'Clock || Parkour!

  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh parkour
  SergeYager: i do what i waaaaaaant
  TXC2: CONTACT
  SergeYager: serge is in charge, we start 3min earlyyyyy
  Sarah_Serinde: How rebellious of you
  RebelliousUno: I go live when I want, expect on wednesdays when I get rudely awoken by the dustman
  SergeYager: <flexes> bad boy over here
jessicaengle: What's a dust man?
  SergeYager: (i assume some kind of hired muscle?)
  Sarah_Serinde fans self
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 NevermorePainting: The mines are o'clock
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 NevermorePainting: The mines are o'clock
  RebelliousUno: Dustman = Rubbishman, Trashman
 TemporallyAwry:  ?
  TXC2: see I told, Serge is the bad one, Snerge is the good guy 
  RebelliousUno: ie someone who picks up the dustbin
  SergeYager: the mines are a clocking, tossed salad and scrambled eggggs
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes 
  RebelliousUno: also I was quoting Blur Parklife as well
  Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 They can both be bad 
 brieandbacon: !?panic
  SergeYager: wub wubs intensify
jessicaengle: Thank you @RebelliousUno  I don't know British slang or references to pop culture  
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  touché
 Orphio333: Wubrg
  Juliamon: A thunderstorm has rolled in just in time to make it hard for me to hear MoC. Lovely.
  RebelliousUno: Then I suggest you listen to Parklife, as some classic Brit Pop
  RebelliousUno: damn that's gonna be my next album request to James isn't it
jessicaengle: @Juliamon Time to go skeleton horse hunting
jessicaengle: @RebelliousUno +1
  RebelliousUno: Wait why am I not playing House of Pain - Jump Around to start the stream!
Genie_M: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge are diving into the world of Minecraft Legends on Mine O'Clock! Game: Minecraft Legends) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (1s ago).
 brieandbacon: @RebelliousUno Do you not get a free one, or at least mates rates?
Genie_M: awwww
Genie_M: hi everyone
 They_Are_Alyx: Parkour!
Cunobelenos: Hardcoreparkour!
  James_LRR: PARKOUR!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James has left Serge and Uno on their own for today's Mine O'Clock, and now they won't stop chanting EGG! EGG! EGG! | Tune in as they attempt the mighty Parkour Egg map! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1653444183733211136
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  RebelliousUno:      
  TXC2: EGG EGG EGG EGG
 NevermorePainting: 
 They_Are_Alyx: E G G
  TXC2: Here we GO!
  SergeYager: PARKOUR
  TXC2: !uno
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  SergeYager: hows the volume?
 brieandbacon: Good this end
  Juliamon: Standard!
  TXC2: seems ok
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: And SERGE!
  SergeYager: ty ty
 brieandbacon: !dos
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  Sarah_Serinde: Hi Serge
  TXC2: Hello Serge
 MrSarkhan:  
 Mcgwee: Hi Serge
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh no 
 LordZarano: 
jessicaengle: And parkour.
 brieandbacon: Ages.....ages....ages......
 meaninglessMeg: Hello, folks!
 TemporallyAwry: Too many meetings 
 wordnerdify: Good morning Serge, morning folks
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  Sarah_Serinde: That basically covers it good work 
 Mcgwee: Tut tut, James being lame and adulting when he can be minecrafting instead
  TXC2: jump jump jump jump!
  Sarah_Serinde: Uno is rather quiet compared to you by the way Serge
 Orphio333: Egg 🥚Egg 🥚 Egg 🥚Egg
 MrSarkhan:   
 TemporallyAwry:  !
  Sarah_Serinde: Egggggg
  Juliamon: Mcgwee Please try to use a different word next time
  TXC2: eggcelent
jessicaengle: hahahaha
 Riiiiiiis: Still no swimming meeses on svt_slow 
 NevermorePainting: 
Xed_Regulus: Hello, and Happy Tuesday, Miners & Crafters!!!  
  RebelliousUno: https://hielkemaps.com/
jessicaengle: L'egg?
  TXC2: hello Xed_Regulus  welcome
 Mcgwee: Oh I'm sorry I was trying to joke, I'll choose better next time
 brieandbacon: Everyone knows that French omelettes are small. Because one egg is un-oeuf
 TemporallyAwry: Go Left!
  Sarah_Serinde: Parkour!
 Orphio333: Literally anything eggcept that
 beowuuf: parkour!
 wordnerdify: Parker?
Alma_v: par for the kour
 meaninglessMeg: Parkour!
jessicaengle: What do you call a mischevious egg?
clarinetman: pArKoUr
thetoastmonster: Matt Damon!
jessicaengle: A practical yolker
 sephsays: parkegg?
  Sarah_Serinde: Cool egg
PtwitchC: Egg!
 the_one_and_only_kim: I thought it was to shout "go left" about something that happened 25 seconds ago
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 They_Are_Alyx: BIG EGG
 jessieimproved: Eggs! Eggs! E double g s Eggs!
 Cavemanhar: if thats the egg I want to see the bacon 
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 Knot_Greg: Parkour! Egg!
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 Knot_Greg: Parkour! Egg!
PtwitchC: They should have sent a poet.
  Sarah_Serinde: Good start 
  TXC2: good start
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh cake
 wordnerdify: ooh, cake
  TXC2: the cake isn't a lie!
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote poutine
  LRRbot: Quote #7728: "Stop trying to make Poutine happen." —Serge [2021-08-17]
 brieandbacon: Stakes for the eggs?
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 Crokoking: the one metric year! Or is that 10 metric years?
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  Sarah_Serinde: Well you're 100% on the dripleaf so far, I'm sure that score will continue 
 Orphio333: Egg-Core?
 TheElrad: but you'll compete for our affection, isn't that a good prize? 
jessicaengle: @Crokoking One hundo!!   
 beowuuf:   
 TemporallyAwry: An Eggs-celent?
  TXC2: Crokoking  congrats on the one year
jessicaengle: @pogo162   The actual one year!!
jessicaengle:   
 CAKHost: Hi everyone!
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice find Serge
  TXC2: galaxy brain yager here
 CAKHost: Is James modem still broken?
 TemporallyAwry: EGG! 
  Sarah_Serinde: It's your stream you can do what you want 
 CAKHost: Or something else is going on?
jessicaengle: Egg!
 TheHaCoFo: isnt' that the level from all those text to speech Videos?
  TXC2: CAKHost  unknown, but he's off being an adult
  Juliamon: CAKHost Nope, he even streamed last night. He had meetings today.
 CAKHost: Thanks TXC2 and Juilamon!
 CAKHost: Adulting is important!
jessicaengle: I think James said he had a meeting at the new moonbase today
  Sarah_Serinde: James has many meetings today and one of them is at the new Moonbase yes
jessicaengle: Exciting
 NDCazzy: This is James's work stuff?!?
  Sarah_Serinde: his modem *was* broken but it turned out it was just the power cable, he sorted it out yesterday
 brieandbacon: Isn't entertaining chat enough of a job?
 rogerivany: Did we finish Legends last week?
theawesomeonev2: I don't think I've ever been this excited about people moving before
jessicaengle: Get eggstreme
  Sarah_Serinde: rogerivany Nope but James isn't here and they're not finishing it without him
 CAKHost: @Sarah_Serinde I saw that. Glad it was easily solved! I really wanted to make a comment on he punched so hard he took out the modem when I had the chance. XD
 rogerivany: @Sarah_Serinde Thanks Sarah, I know they finished early last week so I wasn't sure.
 sephsays: Those crops *had* feelings
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah they finished early because James had to leave early
  TXC2: why is this water brown?
Carlioo: woah they added stalagmites to minecraft?
  Sarah_Serinde: That's why you do it in adventure mode 
 Tandtroll_OG: That liquid looked rather brown
  Sarah_Serinde: So you can't ruin the scenery
 LurkerSpine: are the checkpoints actually checkpointing?
jessicaengle: They're cheggpoints
Carlioo: aaah
Carlioo: that's a good way to avoid the confusion lol
baltimore_667083: Did they add stalagmites too? I don’t quite remember
 theawesomeonev2: Well that's not good
  Sarah_Serinde: Well. Good idea to check that early on
  Juliamon: Yes, Dripstone points up and down.
 MDrift314: Command blocks probably need turning on
  TXC2: some good science there
  Sarah_Serinde: Command blocks always end up giving us trouble on these maps
 creasehearst: the last time there was problems with stuff like that it was command blocks not working properly
  Juliamon: There's some really great 'toothy maw' terrain  thanks to dripstone and the new worldgen
 wordnerdify: Nice jumping, Serge!
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  Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
 DudelidouX: Can it be because you're in survival and not adventure?
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't think so
  Sarah_Serinde: Worth trying
  Sarah_Serinde: It's easier to sort out than command blocks
  TXC2: more science time!
 creasehearst: you should also get a yellow text popup that says "Checkpoint" when you walk over the pressure plates
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  Sarah_Serinde: Did Serge get the previous 2 subs as well? Like the 1 year?
  Sarah_Serinde: I thought not but I might've missed it
  Juliamon: He did
  Sarah_Serinde: Ahh good
  Juliamon: You wouldn't die, it's water
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah the first time you jumped off that specific place you definitely went back to the start
 Crokoking: are you jumping far enough to skip the "kill-plane"? ^^
  Sarah_Serinde: But it was doing that before Uno changed the command block, when you tried in adventure mode
  TXC2: "whatever you did, made it worse" boy that's been the story of my life 
Carlioo: womp womp
CrazymattCaptain: adventure mode would do the teleport wouldn't it?
  Sarah_Serinde: CrazymattCaptain The first time Serge jumped down, he was in survival and it teleported him. The second time, he was in adventure mode and it didn't
 theawesomeonev2: Seems your having a tough time "cracking" it
 DudelidouX: Usually you do it in adventure more so you don't accidentally break anything.
  Juliamon: I will admit I don't have much knowledge of adventure mode
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah maybe you just fly/teleport back for now, and if you want you could try looking into it during a break
 TemporallyAwry: Survival sure killed those crops 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 wench_tacular: 
 TemporallyAwry: 
Xed_Regulus: 
 NDCazzy: Doesn't the bell summon James?
  James_LRR: whats up?
  James_LRR: 
  Sarah_Serinde: James_LRR Might need command block nonsense
 Tandtroll_OG: Imposter!
 rogerivany: The wheat died for nothing 
  Sarah_Serinde: The checkpoints don't checkpoint
diceinbox: Ever take a big sip of water and realize.  Dang that some good water
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah the fact that it worked the first time is weird. Because it stopped working before Uno tried that command block thing
  James_LRR: I don't recall how to fix the command block thing. Anyone know?
Carlioo: paintings are the waterfalls of minecraft, I see
  Sarah_Serinde: Cool anvils 
 brieandbacon: Um
 brieandbacon: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You should buy the fiber protection plan.
  TXC2: how very loony toons of the level
 wench_tacular: 
  James_LRR: yah, i'm confused. I don't think those would work without command blocks working...
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 GhassanPL: Would it be possible for you to put on some cool adventure BGC music as the background for the stream?
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  Sarah_Serinde: So something else is weirdly borked I guess
 sephsays: Also vanilla anvils don't usually vanish instantly
 TemporallyAwry: Can you imagine if Dispensers could drop anvils? 
 rogerivany: I mean I can't say I tried to dispense an anvil.
 creasehearst: i believe last time you ran into issues with command blocks you just ended up using the trial server that's available on Hielke's website
  James_LRR: Ok, do you want me to try and fix this now for y'all? or wanna wait  till the break?
 Tandtroll_OG: My heart
  Sarah_Serinde: I think these anvils are probably pre-damaged so that they fully break when they hit the ground
  James_LRR: Let's just try now, shouldn't take long
 brieandbacon: I guess it could be not actually infinite, they could have put in the maximum and just hope you get past it before they run out
  Sarah_Serinde: Ooh right I forgot about using that server
  TXC2: da boooooth!
 LordZarano: Hello boof!
 cuttlefishman: EGG
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 Tripleyew: A rain of anvils? That seems problematic.
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  James_LRR: I mean, you sound better 
  TXC2: shots fired
 LurkerSpine: ^
 EJGRgunner:  shots fired
 brieandbacon: But then we lose some of the cute face
 cuttlefishman: As James, who are you bestowing ice cream to?
 malsareus: James uses his mighty craft
 TemporallyAwry: 6-7 ... 
WeirdQuirk: 8
  terribleplan: 7-8
  Sarah_Serinde: No James is right
 Wolfstrike_NL: I choose Uno
  TXC2: ^
 cuttlefishman: 8, befpre like a 6.75
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Mangledpixel: spleventy florp
 NightValien28: twenty bucks on Serge
 malsareus: Sarah has spoken Serge
 Tandtroll_OG: It depends on how asmr you want it to be
 wench_tacular: #blamejames
 brieandbacon: #BlameJames
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 TemporallyAwry: I'm not that big a fan of the "richer texture" from going up on the mic, but it does sound better.
 MrSarkhan: If it's off camera it doesn't count
  TXC2: James was right, he still is, but was also
 beowuuf: gotta maintain a brand
  James_LRR: Ok, server is starting back up with command blocks enabled.
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks James!
  Sarah_Serinde: Hopefully that works
 wench_tacular: 
  TXC2: thanks James
 MrSarkhan: #thankjames
 brieandbacon: Thanks James, have good meetings
  Sarah_Serinde: iirc it wasn't a public server, just a free trial of a server just for you?
Carlioo: close enough!
 wench_tacular: mostly fixed, close enough
 malsareus: now what Serge
  TXC2: fantastic 
baskwalla: Oh no
 NightValien28: flawless
 DudelidouX: adventure or survival?
  terribleplan: Hit the start again?
  Sarah_Serinde: Okay but if the checkpoints work it should be easier to work around, yeah
  Sarah_Serinde: Good enough!
 LurkerSpine: #PraiseJames
 wench_tacular: run for your life!
  TXC2: 
 wench_tacular:   
 malsareus: absolved you
 beowuuf:   
 They_Are_Alyx:    
 meaninglessMeg: 
 MrSarkhan:  #ThankJames
  Sarah_Serinde:   
 TemporallyAwry: #ThankJames
 beowuuf:  
  Juliamon:     
 Mangledpixel: braise james
 cuttlefishman: Sounds like a normal day for James
 FenrisSchafer:   
 brieandbacon:    
 MrSarkhan:  
baskwalla: Cool James
 LordZarano:  
enbyKriss: 
 Tandtroll_OG:  
 sephsays: #blamejames for success!
 rogerivany:    James
Carlioo: 
 beowuuf: james can also be blamed for the good thigns that happen, not just the bad!
Creideiki_SE: 
7gorobei:   
 CAKHost:  
 Mangledpixel: plink!
suladan_the_serpent_lord: no, am sick
itmightbemikey: I am in hyperinsomnia mode
 Tandtroll_OG: Chillaxing
 brieandbacon: I feel like I've done basically nothing at work, but that nobody is realising
  TXC2: suladan_the_serpent_lord  get well soon 
 Tandtroll_OG: Also ill
 malsareus: I'm eating couscous
suladan_the_serpent_lord: its just a cold so should be fine
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice
Carlioo: touch... grass?
 wench_tacular: outdoors? are you mad?
 TemporallyAwry: Woods in the Ocean?  Neat
  Sarah_Serinde: It's so pretty out there
 Tandtroll_OG: Hug a tree?
  TXC2: "he showed me the ocean" the Serge Yager story
suladan_the_serpent_lord: but serge-premere stax player of the format
 beowuuf: got there in the end: the minecraft story
  Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 It's true, he and Jo showed me the ocean too 
Genie_M: I wonder how many eggs were missed until now
 wench_tacular: 
  TXC2: Sarah_Serinde  ha 
 Tandtroll_OG: The cake was a lie
 beowuuf: the cake wasa falsification
Carlioo: the best trolls are the mostly harmless trolls
  Sarah_Serinde: 
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  TXC2: why be sneaky when LAVA!
  Sarah_Serinde: @Carlioo Agreed
  TXC2: 3 times a parkour!
 Tandtroll_OG: But there's people out there
 Mangledpixel: ssshhhllooorrppp
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm in the middle of a city and don't drive, I don't get out to interesting places often enough
Carlioo: secret frog room hype
 PsychoI3oy: RIPit ... RIPit
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 rogerivany: Outside?  It's cold outside.  It's 5C here today and that's the warmest it's been in 3 weeks.
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah, I meant like...nice places to walk/hike and such
  Sarah_Serinde: There's definitely neat stuff here too
noSmokeFire: definitely acacia
 beowuuf: i'm lucky to be in the middle of a small town that's not too far from lots of interesting countryside or places
Genie_M: "identifying wood" - "yep, it's wood"
  TXC2: "what kind of wood is this?" "the wooden kind"
Carlioo: omg I was almost right
 Tandtroll_OG: I love that you can submerge leaves now, you can cover your manmade lakes and make them super pretty
 brieandbacon: The frog of wisdom!
Genie_M: Ribbit.
  TXC2: !findquote frog
  LRRbot: Quote #3736: "Can you rub some frog on your pants to fix them?" —Cori, to Ian [2016-12-13]
 sephsays: "Don't jump in lava unless you have a good plan"
 NDCazzy: Don't croak
wildpeaks: 
 brieandbacon: Tell us, frog, what does Thalia taste like?
 Natimus_Prime: The frog says nothing, which is the wisest thing of all to do in this world
7gorobei: all praise hypnotoad
 Mangledpixel: ha ga ba da ga ribbit
  TXC2: ah yes the ancient memes
 beowuuf: i think i only know those noises from graham making them at one point... now i realise it wasa reference...
Carlioo: porkour!
 brieandbacon: No, pork-ore is what you have to mine for bacon...
wildpeaks: Experience Egg
  Sarah_Serinde: One way to find out
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice
  TXC2: anyone else clap 5 times after Serge said "painting parkour"? 
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes
 beowuuf: yup
 TemporallyAwry: 
Genie_M: this is the bane of speedrunners
 Mangledpixel: I see BEEG EGG
Carlioo: how much mana does that egg cost?
 cuttlefishman: steak and eggs
  TXC2: our tame racing egg, the stegg
 cuttlefishman: steggs
 brieandbacon: Well we're in the big egg. That's the small/medium egg...
  TXC2: SUSPICIOUS!
 LordZarano: Ooh the amethyst with the purpur looks so good
camille_tanuki: Hello
 brieandbacon: Can you go up the chorus fruit off the stair chairs?
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  TXC2: hello camille_tanuki  welcome
 CAKHost: Was that an EGG parkour route?
 wench_tacular: 
 rogerivany:  
 They_Are_Alyx: 
wildpeaks: very pretty underwater
 Mangledpixel: that's not... never mind
juneblue58: Occam's Razor is better expressed as "the explanation with the least number of assumptions is the best one."
 Mangledpixel: occam's razor is 'once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth'
 beowuuf: that's holmes's violin
 cuttlefishman: What's a Razor Scooter
7gorobei: juneblue's def is closer
Genie_M: there's the original occam's razor, and there's multiple pop-culture razors partly attributed to Occam
 Mangledpixel: cuttlefishman edgy
 cuttlefishman: aren't those the mice
Carlioo: wugh
  TXC2: trippy
wildpeaks: and Mehrunes' razor opens the gates of oblivion
Genie_M: probably a bed-room egg somewhere
 LordZarano: 
 TemporallyAwry: That's actually being called Doyle's Fallacy, lately.  Since it's not valid logic at all.
  TXC2: here we are at DFS on full price week
 Mangledpixel: they're not a block at all, they're a tile entity
 Mangledpixel: like chests
 the_one_and_only_kim: "we"
Carlioo: free them!
Carlioo: I know this is adventure mode but!
Genie_M: half the egg is seeing the egg
wildpeaks: we acknowledge the existence of Egg
 brieandbacon: Nothing to lose
juneblue58: @7gorobei I *did* study the principle when I did my degree in philosophy.
Carlioo: using every part of the room
juneblue58: It is quite literally the principle that in choosing between possible explanations for something, the one with the fewest assumptions is the better choice.
tomprince: I think the repeating sections is part of what gives it the feeling of parkour.
xx_montag_xx: Driving age in US
Genie_M: sweet*
 brieandbacon: It's a square of a square
Tplayne: candles
 rogerivany: 2^4
wildpeaks: it's a power of 2
Genie_M: songs
protojman: 8 + 16...we're through the atmosphere!
7gorobei: @juneblue58 everyone uses the sherlock holmes one, but when you hear the full def it seems such a radically different nuance
 Nuha: Brandon Sanderson's cosmere
clarinetman: none that arent creepy
  Juliamon: Sweet 16
Xed_Regulus: There is a movie called Sixteen Candles
Tiny_Genius_: The number of shards of Adonalsium
 beowuuf: thst sound of music song
 Ravynn: Green Day has a song titled "16"
 Nuha: @tiny_genius_ great minds think alike
Genie_M: 16 pieces a side for chess
TwitchTVsFrank: No mans sky is obsessed with 16
 Ravynn: Actually so does No Doubt
 Jobot180: No Doubt has a song called 16 too
 cuttlefishman: 16 is the first  Erdős–Woods number.
 Ravynn: There's 16 petals on the Imperial Seal of Japan
Genie_M: Dragonball has Android 16
 Mangledpixel: the world's longest recorded living spider was named 'Number 16'
  TXC2: Sixteen is a place In Kentucky
wildpeaks: current iOS version is 16
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 BasilHunter: Now do 73 
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 LordZarano: A stack of eggs in Minecraft
 rogerivany: Is 73 prime?
  TXC2: apparently 16 is important in no Man's sky
 beowuuf: number 73 was a children's tv show hosted by sandi togsvig back in the day 
Tiny_Genius_: It's prime
Genie_M: a prime and an emirp number
Genie_M: (37 being a prime too)
Gadora: A parkour course to the elytra course?
 TemporallyAwry: And actually a prime number, not the LRR prime 
 TemporallyAwry: !prime
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 Raincoast_Bear: Good morning Serge and Friends!
 cuttlefishman: Canada has 16 provinces and territories
  TXC2: hello Raincoast_Bear  welcome
 BasilHunter: Some of us were born in '73
Genie_M: those born in 73 get 50 this year
 Mangledpixel: *Mario 64 slider theme plays*
TheAinMAP: 
 Jobot180:  
  TXC2: through the glass, like a zoo exhibit
 PixelArtDragon: Is that a thing specific to glass?
 Mangledpixel: gold is pretty, hot take
noSmokeFire: the gold trees are pretty, but they also remind me of kettle corn
 cuttlefishman: how much momentum does the jello block return?
 cuttlefishman: also what flavour are they
TheGuri42: omg its the tiktok parkour
 brieandbacon: Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out
 cuttlefishman: grapple
 rogerivany: Sounds about right
wildpeaks: kiwi
 brieandbacon: apple
 zeathean: Sour apple
xx_montag_xx: green apple
 BasilHunter: watermelon
 TheAwkes: apple and melon
  TXC2: Melon?
TheGuri42: melon
TwitchTVsFrank: Sour apple
 PixelArtDragon: Honeydew?
  Juliamon: Watermelon is a magenta flavour
 jessieimproved: watermelon is light pink to me in candy
 FenrisSchafer: Mint
 GhostValv: D:
  TXC2: BAITED
TheAinMAP: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Now I want to know if there's something right before the lava
  Sarah_Serinde: Haha
 PixelArtDragon: I like that it has some surprises for people who try doing it blind
 PixelArtDragon: What about the other tower? Anything there?
 SpleenLord: Egg touching
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlacidSpoopyPuffinANELE-HiXEPuCtDqyV9J48
 TemporallyAwry: Just wait for the vine to grow? 
 brieandbacon: Go left
 brieandbacon: This feels more like the way out from the eg
 rogerivany: The cake is a lie?
Genie_M: vine-to-vine?
 brieandbacon: *egg
 DudelidouX: What's on the other side?
 undecided44: I th8nk your trying to come in the exit with that jump
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  TXC2: !advice
  LRRbot: Never bet on the ghost.
 PixelArtDragon: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Oil your manual.
 brieandbacon: Sneaky
 BasilHunter: "pressure plate"
 BusTed: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
  TXC2: devastating
TheAinMAP: 
 beowuuf: o7
  Juliamon: Cheats!
 GhostValv: 
Genie_M: some indiana jones moment there
 BusTed: The two-fer
  Juliamon: uhhhh
 BusTed: Time lapse?
 wench_tacular: that's neat
Genie_M: year
  TXC2: the changing of the seasons
  Sarah_Serinde: That's super cool
Genie_M: decay yes
Genie_M: the house gets wrecked too
  Sarah_Serinde: What a neat concept for a challenge
  TXC2: this is gonna be tricky
 BusTed: Pretty cool.
Genie_M: exposing slime blocks
 PixelArtDragon: Are suggestions allowed?
 TheElrad: I think you need to be on top when it grows?
  TXC2: PixelArtDragon  nope
 Mangledpixel: !heychat
  LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
Genie_M: niiiice
 DudelidouX: Actually I think it's climb the campfire then fences but that's a skip
 brieandbacon: Now *this* part tastes of lime AND apple
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/SlipperySpineyKangarooPoooound-LLrUOcRBJfpsj3hd
 the_one_and_only_kim: that is very smart design
 PixelArtDragon: I wonder how they got that to work
 PixelArtDragon: Ooh, it's all the ore that was excavated
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 brieandbacon: Is this all the stuff they dug out when making the public open space? The park-ore?
  TXC2: brieandbacon  booo 
 brieandbacon: Yeah, it hurt me too
 cuttlefishman: it's a place to store rowing implements
 cuttlefishman: a park-oar
 Tandtroll_OG: 
 TemporallyAwry: You're still only on the outside of the overworld egg  (i have no idea)
Genie_M: finish, break and race?
 cuttlefishman: but... is one egg... an oeuf?
Genie_M: or find 10 easter eggs?
  TXC2: oh we ain't finding all the eggs
  TXC2: those arrows are a social experiment
 cuttlefishman: big oeuf
 creasehearst: the One True Egg
 Ravynn: The "Omega-3" egg if you will
Genie_M: the 001/001 The One Egg
 cuttlefishman: roblox oeuf sound
penguinbloke: so you're saying the big egg is un ouef?
  TXC2: the RobloxOeuf.mp3
  Juliamon: Oh boy, our best friend, TNT minecarts
 Tandtroll_OG: The eufa deufa
 brieandbacon: Imagine decorating with lodestones
 MrGibberish: Le grande oeuf
  TXC2: Fence Jumps: attorney at law!
Genie_M: no bamboo top jumps this time right?
  Sarah_Serinde: @brieandbacon Sounds like someone who'd make an elevator out of netherite blocks
 PixelArtDragon: You're going for that 8-mana green creature, Crater-oeuf Behemoth
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 brieandbacon: @brieandbacon Sometimes being expensive means it's worse
  Sarah_Serinde: Seems like you've made pretty good time despite the time it took to figure out the command block stuff
 PixelArtDragon: Imagine two sections that look nearly identical, but with just enough repeated to make your muscle memory lead you astray
Genie_M: this is reasonable to be raced
  Sarah_Serinde: Woo racing
  Sarah_Serinde: @PixelArtDragon That sounds rude 
Genie_M: it's not _that_ expert as some of the previous ones you've played
LordBernie: I love your content. First time I found this channel live 
  Sarah_Serinde: Welcome!
  TXC2: hello LordBernie  welcome
 BusTed: Floating differently than normal.
Genie_M: I take that back
Genie_M: this is evil
  Juliamon: The only thing worse than lilypads is lilypads floating in midair
 PixelArtDragon: At least this one doesn't have timed minecart sections
  TXC2: it's not just me being screwed by depth perception there right?
  Sarah_Serinde: These are great trees too
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Genie_M: so many neat building ideas
Carlioo: terrifying!
 Melfina__: 
 PixelArtDragon: I would like to see that theory tested
 BusTed: Maybe not as close to the top as expected.
trainpants: spoopy
Carlioo: forgot how much of a horror game minecraft can be
 sephsays: i hate this
Genie_M: neat!
  Juliamon: now *this* is a neat idea for a parkour map
 brieandbacon: You have a jump boost
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 creasehearst: i hear warden
Carlioo: warden thinks you're taking too long
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 BusTed: 
 rogerivany: Not dying to the warden is a bold strategy
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh good call Uno
  Sarah_Serinde: Hopefully 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PixelArtDragon: That's so clever!
Genie_M: woooo!
 BusTed: Aha
  TXC2:   
Alma_v:   
 BusTed: 
 Mangledpixel: gg!
 rogerivany:    
 MrGibberish: 
 sephsays: \o/ egg \o/
TheAinMAP:  
Carlioo: 
 TemporallyAwry:  You Did It! 
 Tandtroll_OG: That was a great map
 TemporallyAwry: C for Completed!
  TXC2: Congratulations Uno
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: now do it again... but faster!
 Mangledpixel: Cs get degrees
 BusTed: Crank
Genie_M: Cpectacular
7gorobei: C for cromulent
 brieandbacon: 40% is still a pass
 TemporallyAwry: I correct myself C for Congratulations
 beowuuf: 
  TXC2: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 beowuuf: c is for crapshot time!
  Juliamon: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQdtyXaMwFY
 sephsays: c is for crack-a-pack post-stream 
Genie_M: so under 1000 seconds (16 min 40 seconds) is S rank, 1500, 2500, 5000 is A B and C
Genie_M: current record is 588 seconds
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/DignifiedVibrantHerbsKappaPride-E5Lf7suwIMxK2FBb
  Serifina: I sense... Minecraft nerds. 
Genie_M: https://www.speedrun.com/mcm_hielke_maps/run/melk362z (here's the 588 second run)
Carlioo: good luck!
Genie_M: yep, sure
 ExachixKitsune: Hello friends, fiends and large automobiles
Genie_M: splash!
 PixelArtDragon: Parkour!
TheAinMAP:  !
  TXC2: hello Serifina
  TXC2: hello ExachixKitsune  welcome
 ExachixKitsune: hello TXC2
 ExachixKitsune: have they parkoured once already or is this attempt 1?
  TXC2: ExachixKitsune  yes, this is the race now
Genie_M: they finished before ad break
 ExachixKitsune: They're eggsquisite
Genie_M: now running
Carlioo: these jumps are eggcellent
 sephsays: they feel eggsagerated.
 rogerivany: Why?  You're doing eggcelent on your own?
Carlioo: and then you jumped into the lava lol
 kumatsu: eggscuse me, I'm not some trained chicken here to lay jokes on command
 Mangledpixel: chat is quite good at telling yolks
 creasehearst: @Genie_M interesting that the speedrun isn't in quake FoV
noSmokeFire: keep falling into lava and Uno will cadbury cream you
Genie_M: i'm not watching it until Serge and Uno finish
 xerjen: Yolks on you?
  Sarah_Serinde: I love taking a crack at some good puns
 cuttlefishman: what if the joke... is serge and unp
7gorobei: must be egghilarating to be racing
trainpants: slow is smooth and smooth is fast
 Mangledpixel: don't beat yourself up about it
 Abavus: but serge how can you slow down when you gotta go fast
 ExachixKitsune: Something about Shrimp. Mussles. Lobster? My apologies, it's a shell-fish pun
Creideiki_SE: It's eggciting to see how this race goose.
 brieandbacon: Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast
juneblue58: Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
chiles79: Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
 ExachixKitsune: oop. Uno made a swift eggs-cit
JoxerJJ: is this the tiktok map?
7gorobei: i think you need to have a caviarleer attitude to running this
theamc2000: congrats on your water
BrassWingman: Chick out all these eggs puns chat laid out for you
 northos: "Haste makes waste, and waste makes want, and want makes strife between the goodman and his wife." according to google
CrazymattCaptain: the customer is always right in terms of taste
  TXC2: the blood of the covenant is thicker then water of womb
juneblue58: For what it's worth, the story about "blood is thicker than water" being longer is apocryphal.
 beowuuf: jack of all trades, master of none, is better than being master of one? something like that?
 ExachixKitsune: what
Quakor: Hello there! Oh wow Quake 3 promode speedrunning has come a long way, I see!
tomprince: Although some of those sayings were we only know part of it, the extra parts are actually recent additions.
 brieandbacon: !vagh
  LRRbot: labtaH rebelIyuS'uno! much leghbogh ghaH 'e' yIbej ej' ghaH yItlha'! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
  TXC2: hello Quakor  welcome
TheAinMAP: 
 sephsays: oh hey the falling off thing is working again!
Carlioo: you're on good pace to beat the world record right? right?
 BusTed: 
jessicaengle: Gaming to the TOP of the charts
 ExachixKitsune: Serge cannot focus on chat to eggs-cell at the game
trainpants: these gaming levels are through the roof!
noSmokeFire: AFAIK the thing about "blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" is totally unsourced. Like, the *original* meaning *is* the popular one, it hasn't been reversed
 xerjen: Gaming of the edge, directly into the water
 Mangledpixel: he's gaming at an exponential rate!
  TXC2: see if you want to find out how much you game, first you have to find how much you are actively
jessicaengle: All the coolest major l'egg gamers use Excel 97
 PixelArtDragon: What if we used more than 10% of our GPU?
 undecided44 shivers remembering row limits in xl97
  TXC2: PixelArtDragon  
  Serifina: Oh, the weird slime noises are gross...
 ExachixKitsune: Sounds an-villinous
Carlioo: egg! egg! egg!
 creasehearst: ouphe
CraziestOwl: Oh I noticed
jessicaengle: The easter eggs are bad?
  TXC2: jessicaengle  in a race yes
Quakor: No no the mouse circle is a Quake 3/ Counter Strike movement thing
 brieandbacon: I just assumed the mouse move was like the sonic the hedgehog moving the controller to jump higher
penutbuster138: How are you this fine day mister Serge?
 PixelArtDragon: I wonder if you could just dash through the lava maze and quench yourself in the water at the end
 brieandbacon: Could you have done....egx?
 xerjen: Gaming like a rock star
 brieandbacon: it's a bit of a reach
 kumatsu: the #1 optimization is just turning on creative mode and flying to the top 
  TXC2: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always containing multitudes.
noSmokeFire: the tri-brary
 ExachixKitsune: Today, serge unlocked critical minecraft knowledge of falling off things 
 brieandbacon: Just how slippery ice is
 PixelArtDragon: Half block presses
 xerjen: ok
Spades_Slicc: no
theamc2000: nice gaming serge
  Serifina: The problem is I've been watching you too long, Serge. 
Quakor: So I was watching a lot of LRR in the late 2000s and then didn't until late 2022 so I'm rewatching a lot of LRR. What i'm trying to say is I half expect Serge to start talking how Jitte impproves this speedrun.
 CAKHost: What a Serge, Gamer. Did I do it correctly? 
Spades_Slicc: Serge a Gamer, what
Genie_M: boing!
  TXC2: feel the rhythm feel the rhyme is Serge Yager gamer Time
 ExachixKitsune: wow, our gamer is just dismantling this level. He's putting on a serge-ery
Genie_M: aw, almost
  Juliamon: Almost cheezed it
 brieandbacon:  
 xerjen: Sergeical eggstraction
  Serifina: *proceeds to remove villagers from the next pack entirely*
Sonoroho:  
  TXC2: sort EVERYTHING
 brieandbacon: !badadvice
  LRRbot: You look so cool when you throw rupees into the pool.
Carlioo: 
  TXC2: "is this good or bad advice?" "it's advice, that's enough"
 brieandbacon: !goodadvice
  LRRbot: On the internet???
 Dalrint: Kaizo Minecraft?
 PixelArtDragon: I wonder if these have spacebar challenges like A-press challenges
Genie_M: I bet they use the tnt too to fly
theamc2000: calp
 xerjen: Calp calp
 BusTed: 
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 PixelArtDragon: Calp
 SpleenLord:    
z3ncha0s: 
 shendaras: 
Carlioo: calp calp calp
Quakor: 
 beowuuf:   
 Mangledpixel: 
 Enki1256:    
  Juliamon: Didn't want to say anything and break the flow!
 beowuuf:   
7gorobei: calp calp
Spades_Slicc: I've clapped but you wont see it till the stream stops
  Serifina: Do we take the claps back for falls? 
 brieandbacon: Chat, what game first made me use E to jump, and now I can't not?
 Melfina__: Serge, Active gamer.
theamc2000: crab
 SpleenLord:   
Spades_Slicc: Clap harder
 ExachixKitsune:     
 shendaras: 
Genie_M: palc palc
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 beowuuf:     
 Quakor: Thank you for the gift
 Dalrint: Are the gold pressure plates like checkpoints?
 undecided44: M9re claps, more claps, okay stop claps.... what the bus stop claps!
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Genie_M: 1500 feels within reach
 BusTed: 
 ExachixKitsune: pfffff
 SpleenLord: Boo Uno
 beowuuf: i read that, not all i'd hoped for #hotshots2
serymew: Was that book all you were hoping for?
 Harvest25: 
 Jondare: It really really is... And I've even missed a bunch due to Prime!
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 ExachixKitsune: Eggs-quisite
 brieandbacon: Oh, it took a while
Genie_M: endgame
serymew: Wewease da warden!
  TXC2: game sped run right?
 ExachixKitsune: THis would be a bad place for a warden
  TXC2: *sped up
 BusTed: He's gaming.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
Genie_M: A!
Alma_v:   
 wench_tacular:   
Genie_M: 1000-1500 is A tier
  TXC2:   
  Serifina: I have explored only a couple of ancient city ruin things or whatever they were called. But they creep me out.
Genie_M: under 1000 is S tier
theamc2000: A tier
 PixelArtDragon: You're S-tier in our hearts
TheAinMAP:   
  TXC2: lets go Uno!
 CodeGorilla: GG
7gorobei:   
 Mangledpixel: you got a rank
 CodeGorilla: 
 ExachixKitsune:      
Genie_M: second run A tier is incredible
A10swampdonkey: Nicely done Serge!
theamc2000: wow serge smoked the egg
 xerjen: No pressure, Uno 
 ExachixKitsune: No pr-eggs-sure
 PixelArtDragon: Less than 3x the speedrun is real good
 brieandbacon: !tres
  LRRbot: Anche RebelliousUno è in streaming. Assicurati di controllare la sua visione del flusso e dargli un seguito! https://www.twitch.tv/rebelliousuno
  Serifina: @ExachixKitsune Okay, that one was bad. 
Genie_M: with a few more runs S tier is probably more than reachable
 ExachixKitsune: Serifina : Rotten one could say :3
theamc2000: easter egg hunt?
Carlioo: egg located
 DudelidouX: LMAO
 BusTed: mmhm
 PixelArtDragon: The ledge was as red herring!
Genie_M: Cave detour - sounds like latin
Carlioo: but how do you get to blowfish egg?
 DudelidouX: gamers don't look up
zenthere: big cheats
 ExachixKitsune: Serifina : It is in my heart :3
  Juliamon: Everyone loves a good gamers-don't-look-up trick
 kumatsu: The ledge was like Communism
 undecided44: Ledge was the path back
Genie_M: boo.
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 brieandbacon: I reckon you could try climbing that jungle tree for secrets
 CodeGorilla: I keep seeing spots where an egg could be hidden.
chiles79: That part is amazing. I have no idea how that's done!
  TXC2: decay comes for us all
Carlioo: god that's an amazing effect
CommunistBakery: Is there a skip up the leaves back in the tunnel?
 ExachixKitsune: eggs-quisite
 xerjen: Serge, you jinxed it
theamc2000: drop leaf
Genie_M: this is a really smart design
 shendaras: How is that done?  Is it command block replacing blocks or something?
 ExachixKitsune: oooh, uno didn't chicken out
  Serifina: I gotta say, this section is super cool but also that had to be an absurd amount of work to set up
Carlioo: sometimes you both land and don't land on the slime
Creideiki_SE: That section clearly wasn't just an empty shell.
 PixelArtDragon: Are there 3rd party tools to help with it?
 ExachixKitsune: that'll be some sort of internal command, maybe doing a copy
 creasehearst: on the subject of how speedrunners get extra jump height on slime blocks: "When the player's velocity is desynchronized from the server, the player seemingly accelerates when damaged, because it is updated with the expected velocity."
 ExachixKitsune: or just a command doing fill etc continually
 creasehearst: "It's not clear when and how the player's velocity gets desynchronized, but here are some known cases: Running off a block and jumping at the last tick, Jumping on a slime block, Getting off a ladder, Being in water or lava"
 creasehearst: "It's suspected that desynchronisation is linked to the fact that the NetHandler calls the jump() method independently from the movement code."
Genie_M: this egg level is _very_ cleverly built - feels much less complex but it's probably not
 ExachixKitsune: luckily, minecraft has internal delay for command blocks using repeaters :3
  Serifina: Oh, most of this track is just normal building stuff with maybe some tricky stuff. But for that one section there's clearly a datapack built in that's doing changes on that.
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  Serifina: There's not that much can be done about MC's vanilla lighting engine.
 kumatsu: obvioulsy should've gone back to the start and lapped Uno 
 ExachixKitsune: Maybe not, it could (difficultly) be done as a function carefully doing each fill command, but it's more likely to be a clone/copy tightly aligned
 Mangledpixel: focus! tighten up on two! steady that shot!
  TXC2: that's what fear is, it's lies your brain tells you
 ExachixKitsune: can you even do clone from something far away / out of render distance? (asking chatfriends)
  Serifina: Fear is the mindkiller. 
 brieandbacon: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
Spades_Slicc: You need fear for the little death 😳😳😳😳😳
 wizzo1138: Serge, you need to cover this golf announcer style.
 LordZarano: Le petit mort
 TheElrad: I must let my fear pass through me and only I will remain
  Serifina: You were busy Gaming.
jessicaengle: You were busy egging
 kumatsu: @LordZarano no that's something else 
  TXC2: bust becoming the egg
  TXC2: *busy
 Jondare: You've got a doody booty? Better go clean it then! /s
Eklinaar: That quote isn't even in the book.  It was made up for the movie.
Eklinaar: the David Lynch movie
 PixelArtDragon: I'm pretty sure that's a troll
 SpleenLord: The 80s one
 PixelArtDragon: Because it absolutely is in the book
Genie_M: it totally is in the book
 northos: agree, "the little death" is def from the book
  Serifina: It's on like PAGE TWELVE of the book.
  Serifina: I have a copy of it right here.
 Mangledpixel: the lynch movie did make up some things, but the litany is not one of them
Genie_M: only I remain.
  Serifina: Yes.
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jessicaengle: Only egg remains.
 ExachixKitsune: what no
 kumatsu: you ever just lose your Uno?
 SpleenLord: Never
Eklinaar: Wrong?  Impossible.
 wench_tacular: 
  Juliamon: Only Uno remains.
  TXC2: Serifina  is it Peiter saying it, like in the movie?
  Sarah_Serinde: Well it sounds like most of Twitch chat was right
 MrSarkhan: Twitch is never wrong
  TXC2: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
 A_Dub888: !chat
  LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
 brieandbacon: !findqote chat
 DarkMorford: Clearly it's the book that is wrong.
 ExachixKitsune: twitch chat is correct at least 20% or 30% of the time
 brieandbacon: !findquote chat
  LRRbot: Quote #2177: "Did you know that Twitch Chat is a Level 3 Judge?" —Jimmy Wong [2016-03-26]
 StaticDelaware: I think various movie versions have presented abridged versions of the litany against fear.
 CodeGorilla: Chat rules, if one person is wrong, we're all wrong.  If one person is right, the streamer is right, or something, idk.
  Serifina: @TXC2 It's Paul, during his meeting with the Bene Gesserit woman at the very beginning.
  TXC2: Serifina  ah, ok
penutbuster138: Sounds like complete horseshit to me lmao
  Serifina: Like, it's literally how the whole book begins, with that meeting.
 StaticDelaware: And I think the Lynch movie invented the mentat saphoo juice chant
 ExachixKitsune: Uno is having the slime of his life
jessicaengle: Serge does what he wants
  Serifina: I have my own. 
penutbuster138: Serge "The Tyrant" Yager strikes again!
  TXC2: Serifina  oh really? I only know the Lynch movie 
 BasilHunter: you've come a long way from just holding a boom mike for the weekly skits
 Mangledpixel: StaticDelaware that is correct. That movie also invented weirding modules, and the whole 'killing word' thing
  Serifina: @TXC2 
 wench_tacular: now you're overegging it
Genie_M: 2 minutes and still B rank
 kumatsu: Serge the Existing
 beowuuf: @Mangledpixel all of the yelling? why all of the yelling? 
wotc_jordan: Serge the Bellicose
Creideiki_SE: If you're costreaming, shouldn't it be a diarchy?
 brieandbacon: Serge "Barrel-Rider" Yager
 SpleenLord: This is a dictatorship.  We are the tators and Serge is a the dict
theamc2000: the serge the present (as in here)
CraziestOwl: The off by one
  Serifina: (I meant I have my own channel.  )
  TXC2: Serge is not a Tyrant, LRR is more of an Oligopoly 
jessicaengle: Serge the Bougie
Carlioo: the warden cometh
 DarkMorford: Serge the Caffeinated
Nathade: Serge, you seem to make Uno look good atm
 ExachixKitsune: oh this is a place for a wrden
Genie_M: one minute
penutbuster138: Fine I redact my state its more like Serge "The Scourge" Yeager lmao
penutbuster138: statement*
Genie_M: woooooooo
jessicaengle: Parkour!
  Serifina: What, is this Terminator?
Genie_M: YEEEEEAH
  TXC2: LETS GO!
Genie_M: sub 2500!
 They_Are_Alyx:   
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 wench_tacular:  
jessicaengle: EEEEEGG
Genie_M: B rank
  TXC2:   
TheAinMAP:   
penutbuster138: Congrats!! !
Creideiki_SE:  
  Juliamon: 2468 who do we appreciate? UNO! UNO!
  TXC2: a Road Quest level shot
theamc2000: serge wy is your timer still counting i lie
 ExachixKitsune: Whoooo Uno! Uno was Eggscellent
Genie_M: https://www.speedrun.com/mcm_hielke_maps/run/melk362z
 Dalrint: Yes
  TXC2: smart choice
penutbuster138: Wait now we get an opinion???? I kid
  TXC2: ooof that draw distance
jessicaengle: Lava cheats
jessicaengle: Spicy
 TheElrad: they are also constantly bunnyhopping instead of running
Genie_M: bouncy bouncy
  TXC2: the CONSTANT movement is what always gets me
jessicaengle: 0.0
jessicaengle: woah
jessicaengle: Secret tunne!
 beowuuf: 
penutbuster138: I'm on a boaattt ♪
jessicaengle: through the egg mountain
  Serifina: buffering a jump, I think, somehow
 creasehearst: it's inventory jamming to cause speed desync
  Serifina: That is some Advanced Nonsense.
 DarkMorford: Well Coded Game™ Minecraft
penutbuster138: How are you today btw Serge?
Genie_M: "we don't do that"
  Serifina: I don't mind a Little Breaking. It's excessive breaking I dislike, generally. This is awesome.
jessicaengle: Just a slight crack.
Carlioo: yeah I get so annoyed whenever I see someone complain about speedruns not being the "right" way to play a game
  Serifina: Generally I watch No Major Glitch runs as my personal preference.
  TXC2: wow what a move!
Genie_M: smart shulker move
  TXC2: a shulnicular
Genie_M: the map is out since april 18, so the run will be more optimized
jessicaengle: Gotta perfect the egg
  Serifina: We found a skip that saves five frames.
jessicaengle: Optimized egg
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Carlioo: oh is slime jump boost some sort of stored state?
  Serifina: I can do the slime double bounce but I'm not consistent at it
  Sarah_Serinde: Learn the slime chunk thing in secret and then just body James next time you do one of these 
 creasehearst: the slime jump boost is called Damage Boosting, and the Minecraft Parkour Wiki has a page on it:
 creasehearst: https://www.mcpk.wiki/wiki/Special:MyLanguage/Damage_Boost
 PixelArtDragon: It's a little comforting to see them make mistakes
Genie_M: i knew it
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah we've looked it up on a previous parkour stream
  TXC2: PixelArtDragon  right
  Serifina: Mistakes are how you know you're watching a human.
  Sarah_Serinde: We also don't see the probably hundreds of times they restarted
tomprince: I suspect some stuff might be blocked during testing.
Genie_M: TAS runs are a thing
  Serifina: The TAS community is typically very good about marking them as such
Genie_M: Tool Assisted Speedrun
offbeatwitch: i mean TAS exists yeah
 LordZarano: TAS runs are works of art
 Favre_the_Undead: speedruns done one frame at a time
 BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: it's like with D&D when the players solve a problem in a different way than what the DM thought of... it's fine
  Serifina: The TAS community and the speedrun community goes hand in hand. A lot of skips are found by TAS makers.
Genie_M: it's people programming frame perfect inputs
 TheHaCoFo: Frame perfect inputs all the time, the tas runs are something else
theamc2000: tas is when the optimization the code and have a bot player
offbeatwitch: celeste TASes are so fun to watch
offbeatwitch: recommended
 CodeGorilla: TAS runs are wild, because they usually do things that no human has any realistic hopes to achieve.
 brieandbacon: It's great to see that, even with the mistakes, it was worth trying it over again and still beating the time
  Serifina: Yeah, Celeste TASes are some of my favorite because they're *incredible*
penutbuster138: Chat I need help, I opened Atraxa Praetors voice in a birthday pack yesterday should I become the villain?
 wench_tacular: impressive
Genie_M: so it's clearly not a perfect run yet
Genie_M: but still impressive
 LordZarano: The "Half A Press" thing is also from TAS
 Darleysam: they're going back down for their second attempt
  Sarah_Serinde: It's pretty close to the end anyway
 BasilHunter: find the last egg?
 DudelidouX: all that's left would be finding the eggs
Genie_M: this was a very nice parkour map
Genie_M: well thought out
 ExachixKitsune: Uno Mas
 Mangledpixel: eguegueguegu
 beowuuf: 
juneblue58: If only Wheeler was here to see all these eggs.
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I remember one of the boxes
  Sarah_Serinde: I think you did pyramid yeah
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't think so
Genie_M: i don't remember dimension
  Sarah_Serinde: I vote for more parkour after you finish with Legends 
  TXC2: ^
 Mangledpixel: well well well, three holes in the ground
  Serifina: Whatever Something is, don't even look at me. 
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh is it officially on the PaC server? I thought you might be starting in a world from scratch
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: James was saying he didn't want to use that server.
  Sarah_Serinde: I wouldn't complain about people going back there though
 creasehearst: oh, is that actually on the PaC server? James has said he didn't want it to be on that
Genie_M: "Climb the Parkour Town with its countless pathways to the top! Explore the town, find the hidden coins, and buy powerups to unlock new pathways to improve your time! How fast can you get to the top?"
  Sarah_Serinde: And yeah filler episodes are always good too
  Sarah_Serinde: Nice little breaks
Genie_M: huh, interesting
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 TemporallyAwry: Poor James - he's really going to have to buy that second minecraft account 
  Sarah_Serinde: It wasn't any concrete plans, it's fine
 creasehearst: he just talked about it on his homestream last week
 ExachixKitsune: Not concrete plans, still concrete powder, just add water
10kayden10: is anyone else getting a invalid session when trying to lunch a realm or server today and if so does anyone know how to fix it ?
 creasehearst: nothing utterly definite
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Genie_M: parkour town sounds different
  Sarah_Serinde: @10kayden10 Coming into a random Minecraft stream is a bad way to get troubleshooting help
  TXC2: thanks for streaming Serge and Uno
 meaninglessMeg: Thanks for the stream, Serge and Uno!
 Tandtroll_OG: Ages ages ages
  Serifina: @10kayden10 Restart minecraft entirely. Close even your launcher.
Nathade: so james does the museum solo on a new server, while uno and serge do it on the PaC Server?
10kayden10: just asking around
penutbuster138: B ye Serge!
 CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
 Harvest25: GG
10kayden10: and i have tried everything
  Sarah_Serinde: It's still rude
tomprince: Th
tomprince: Thanks for the stream.
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 CAKHost: Always Be Minecraft
  Sarah_Serinde: Buried in meetings
 brieandbacon: Y'all remember James?
penutbuster138: Rip James
 MrSarkhan: 
  Sarah_Serinde: I'll miss James
  r10pez10: F
  Sarah_Serinde: He still owes me ice cream
  TXC2: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: The Eternal Cylinder) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (54m from now).
  Sarah_Serinde: Yes
 LordZarano:  
jessicaengle: That's katamari damacy
  Juliamon: Yup!
 DarkMorford: I'll miss James, but I'm still practicing. 
  TXC2: jessicaengle  thinking the same thing 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's probably a Wall World mod.
 LordZarano:  
 jessieimproved: Erika hype!
 They_Are_Alyx: Wooo Erika!
 drmoonmtg: Yay! See them in Minneapolis 
 LordZarano: Erika is cool 
jessicaengle: Thanks for the entertainment 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 TemporallyAwry: !dbcountdown
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 hatboozeparty: Bye~ 
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 ExachixKitsune: !next
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 TemporallyAwry: @Sarah_Serinde Sorry 
  Sarah_Serinde: I'm already worried enough about my timing for this year's craft 
  SergeYager: thanks friends, hope you had fun
  Sarah_Serinde: I did! Thanks for running the stream, Serge
  TXC2: SergeYager  
  SergeYager: I do this from home just infrequently enough that it always feels weird
  Sarah_Serinde: Understandable
jessicaengle: You nailed it
  SergeYager:  ty ty
  TXC2: Goodnight everybody
 brieandbacon: Secret Podcast?!
 hatboozeparty: 
  Juliamon: wow my internet is suddenly tanking hard, glad it waited until the end of the stream at least
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