Sarah_Serinde: Ooh parkour
SergeYager: i do what i waaaaaaant
SergeYager: serge is in charge, we start 3min earlyyyyy
Sarah_Serinde: How rebellious of you
RebelliousUno: I go live when I want, expect on wednesdays when I get rudely awoken by the dustman
SergeYager: <flexes> bad boy over here
jessicaengle: What's a dust man?
SergeYager: (i assume some kind of hired muscle?)
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NevermorePainting subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 22 months!
NevermorePainting: The mines are o'clock
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NevermorePainting: The mines are o'clock
RebelliousUno: Dustman = Rubbishman, Trashman
TemporallyAwry: lrrSIG ?
TXC2: see I told, Serge is the bad one, Snerge is the good guy Kappa
RebelliousUno: ie someone who picks up the dustbin
SergeYager: the mines are a clocking, tossed salad and scrambled eggggs
Sarah_Serinde: Yes lrrSIG
RebelliousUno: also I was quoting Blur Parklife as well
Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 They can both be bad :P
brieandbacon: !?panic
SergeYager: wub wubs intensify
jessicaengle: Thank you @RebelliousUno I don't know British slang or references to pop culture :D
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde touché
Orphio333: Wubrg
Juliamon: A thunderstorm has rolled in just in time to make it hard for me to hear MoC. Lovely.
RebelliousUno: Then I suggest you listen to Parklife, as some classic Brit Pop
RebelliousUno: damn that's gonna be my next album request to James isn't it
jessicaengle: @Juliamon Time to go skeleton horse hunting
jessicaengle: @RebelliousUno +1
RebelliousUno: Wait why am I not playing House of Pain - Jump Around to start the stream!
Genie_M: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge are diving into the world of Minecraft Legends on Mine O'Clock! Game: Minecraft Legends) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (1s ago).
brieandbacon: @RebelliousUno Do you not get a free one, or at least mates rates?
Genie_M: awwww
Genie_M: hi everyone
They_Are_Alyx: Parkour!
Cunobelenos: Hardcoreparkour!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> James has left Serge and Uno on their own for today's Mine O'Clock, and now they won't stop chanting EGG! EGG! EGG! | Tune in as they attempt the mighty Parkour Egg map! | ||
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RebelliousUno: rebell1Eggs rebell1Eggs rebell1Eggs rebell1Eggs rebell1Eggs rebell1Eggs
NevermorePainting: lrrFINE
They_Are_Alyx: E G G
TXC2: Here we GO!
SergeYager: PARKOUR
TXC2: !uno
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SergeYager: hows the volume?
brieandbacon: Good this end
Juliamon: Standard!
TXC2: seems ok
Dread_Pirate_Westley: And SERGE!
SergeYager: ty ty
brieandbacon: !dos
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Sarah_Serinde: Hi Serge
TXC2: Hello Serge
MrSarkhan: sergeHi sergeHi
Mcgwee: Hi Serge
Sarah_Serinde: Oh no :P
LordZarano: PrideHeyyy
jessicaengle: And parkour.
brieandbacon: Ages.....ages....ages......
meaninglessMeg: Hello, folks!
TemporallyAwry: Too many meetings jlrrFacepalm
wordnerdify: Good morning Serge, morning folks
TXC2: !patreon
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Sarah_Serinde: That basically covers it good work :D
Mcgwee: Tut tut, James being lame and adulting when he can be minecrafting instead
TXC2: jump jump jump jump!
Sarah_Serinde: Uno is rather quiet compared to you by the way Serge
Orphio333: Egg 🥚Egg 🥚 Egg 🥚Egg
MrSarkhan: sergeFall jlrrFall sergeFall
TemporallyAwry: foxmarEG !
Sarah_Serinde: Egggggg
Juliamon: Mcgwee Please try to use a different word next time
TXC2: eggcelent
jessicaengle: hahahaha
Riiiiiiis: Still no swimming meeses on svt_slow :-/
NevermorePainting: sergeHubris
Xed_Regulus: Hello, and Happy Tuesday, Miners & Crafters!!! jlrrPunch sergeScopeCreep
jessicaengle: L'egg?
TXC2: hello Xed_Regulus welcome
Mcgwee: Oh I'm sorry I was trying to joke, I'll choose better next time
brieandbacon: Everyone knows that French omelettes are small. Because one egg is un-oeuf
TemporallyAwry: Go Left!
Sarah_Serinde: Parkour!
Orphio333: Literally anything eggcept that
beowuuf: parkour!
wordnerdify: Parker?
Alma_v: par for the kour
meaninglessMeg: Parkour!
jessicaengle: What do you call a mischevious egg?
clarinetman: pArKoUr
thetoastmonster: Matt Damon!
jessicaengle: A practical yolker
sephsays: parkegg?
Sarah_Serinde: Cool egg
PtwitchC: Egg!
the_one_and_only_kim: I thought it was to shout "go left" about something that happened 25 seconds ago
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They_Are_Alyx: BIG EGG
jessieimproved: Eggs! Eggs! E double g s Eggs!
Cavemanhar: if thats the egg I want to see the bacon Kappa
Knot_Greg subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
Knot_Greg: Parkour! Egg!
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Knot_Greg: Parkour! Egg!
PtwitchC: They should have sent a poet.
Sarah_Serinde: Good start gabyLul
TXC2: good start
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh cake
wordnerdify: ooh, cake
TXC2: the cake isn't a lie!
TemporallyAwry: !findquote poutine
LRRbot: Quote #7728: "Stop trying to make Poutine happen." —Serge [2021-08-17]
brieandbacon: Stakes for the eggs?
Crokoking subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 100 months!
Crokoking: the one metric year! Or is that 10 metric years?
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Sarah_Serinde: Well you're 100% on the dripleaf so far, I'm sure that score will continue :P
Orphio333: Egg-Core?
TheElrad: but you'll compete for our affection, isn't that a good prize? :p
jessicaengle: @Crokoking One hundo!! sergeIrene sergeIrene sergeIrene
beowuuf: lrrHORN lrrSPOT lrrHORN
TemporallyAwry: An Eggs-celent?
TXC2: Crokoking congrats on the one year
jessicaengle: @pogo162 The actual one year!!
jessicaengle: GlitchCat GlitchCat GlitchCat
CAKHost: Hi everyone!
Sarah_Serinde: Nice find Serge
TXC2: galaxy brain yager here
CAKHost: Is James modem still broken?
TemporallyAwry: EGG! foxmarEG
Sarah_Serinde: It's your stream you can do what you want :P
CAKHost: Or something else is going on?
jessicaengle: Egg!
TheHaCoFo: isnt' that the level from all those text to speech Videos?
TXC2: CAKHost unknown, but he's off being an adult
Juliamon: CAKHost Nope, he even streamed last night. He had meetings today.
CAKHost: Thanks TXC2 and Juilamon!
CAKHost: Adulting is important!
jessicaengle: I think James said he had a meeting at the new moonbase today
Sarah_Serinde: James has many meetings today and one of them is at the new Moonbase yes
jessicaengle: Exciting
NDCazzy: This is James's work stuff?!?
Sarah_Serinde: his modem *was* broken but it turned out it was just the power cable, he sorted it out yesterday
brieandbacon: Isn't entertaining chat enough of a job?
rogerivany: Did we finish Legends last week?
theawesomeonev2: I don't think I've ever been this excited about people moving before
jessicaengle: Get eggstreme
Sarah_Serinde: rogerivany Nope but James isn't here and they're not finishing it without him
CAKHost: @Sarah_Serinde I saw that. Glad it was easily solved! I really wanted to make a comment on he punched so hard he took out the modem when I had the chance. XD
rogerivany: @Sarah_Serinde Thanks Sarah, I know they finished early last week so I wasn't sure.
sephsays: Those crops *had* feelings
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde Yeah they finished early because James had to leave early
TXC2: why is this water brown?
Carlioo: woah they added stalagmites to minecraft?
Sarah_Serinde: That's why you do it in adventure mode Kappa
Tandtroll_OG: That liquid looked rather brown
Sarah_Serinde: So you can't ruin the scenery
LurkerSpine: are the checkpoints actually checkpointing?
jessicaengle: They're cheggpoints
Carlioo: aaah
Carlioo: that's a good way to avoid the confusion lol
baltimore_667083: Did they add stalagmites too? I don’t quite remember
theawesomeonev2: Well that's not good
Sarah_Serinde: Well. Good idea to check that early on
Juliamon: Yes, Dripstone points up and down.
MDrift314: Command blocks probably need turning on
TXC2: some good science there
Sarah_Serinde: Command blocks always end up giving us trouble on these maps
creasehearst: the last time there was problems with stuff like that it was command blocks not working properly
Juliamon: There's some really great 'toothy maw' terrain thanks to dripstone and the new worldgen
wordnerdify: Nice jumping, Serge!
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Sarah_Serinde: Hahaha
DudelidouX: Can it be because you're in survival and not adventure?
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think so
Sarah_Serinde: Worth trying
Sarah_Serinde: It's easier to sort out than command blocks
TXC2: more science time!
creasehearst: you should also get a yellow text popup that says "Checkpoint" when you walk over the pressure plates
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Sarah_Serinde: Did Serge get the previous 2 subs as well? Like the 1 year?
Sarah_Serinde: I thought not but I might've missed it
Juliamon: He did
Sarah_Serinde: Ahh good
Juliamon: You wouldn't die, it's water
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah the first time you jumped off that specific place you definitely went back to the start
Crokoking: are you jumping far enough to skip the "kill-plane"? ^^
Sarah_Serinde: But it was doing that before Uno changed the command block, when you tried in adventure mode
TXC2: "whatever you did, made it worse" boy that's been the story of my life :p
Carlioo: womp womp
CrazymattCaptain: adventure mode would do the teleport wouldn't it?
Sarah_Serinde: CrazymattCaptain The first time Serge jumped down, he was in survival and it teleported him. The second time, he was in adventure mode and it didn't
theawesomeonev2: Seems your having a tough time "cracking" it
DudelidouX: Usually you do it in adventure more so you don't accidentally break anything.
Juliamon: I will admit I don't have much knowledge of adventure mode
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah maybe you just fly/teleport back for now, and if you want you could try looking into it during a break
TemporallyAwry: Survival sure killed those crops MiniK
Sarah_Serinde: sergeHeart
Sarah_Serinde: jlrrPit
wench_tacular: jlrrPit
TemporallyAwry: jlrrPit
Xed_Regulus: jlrrPit
NDCazzy: Doesn't the bell summon James?
James_LRR: whats up?
James_LRR: :P
Sarah_Serinde: James_LRR Might need command block nonsense
Tandtroll_OG: Imposter!
rogerivany: The wheat died for nothing :(
Sarah_Serinde: The checkpoints don't checkpoint
diceinbox: Ever take a big sip of water and realize. Dang that some good water
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah the fact that it worked the first time is weird. Because it stopped working before Uno tried that command block thing
James_LRR: I don't recall how to fix the command block thing. Anyone know?
Carlioo: paintings are the waterfalls of minecraft, I see
Sarah_Serinde: Cool anvils gabyLul
brieandbacon: Um
brieandbacon: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You should buy the fiber protection plan.
TXC2: how very loony toons of the level
wench_tacular: jlrrCoolgame
James_LRR: yah, i'm confused. I don't think those would work without command blocks working...
GhassanPL subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 87 months!
GhassanPL: Would it be possible for you to put on some cool adventure BGC music as the background for the stream?
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Sarah_Serinde: So something else is weirdly borked I guess
sephsays: Also vanilla anvils don't usually vanish instantly
TemporallyAwry: Can you imagine if Dispensers could drop anvils? PrideUwu
rogerivany: I mean I can't say I tried to dispense an anvil.
creasehearst: i believe last time you ran into issues with command blocks you just ended up using the trial server that's available on Hielke's website
James_LRR: Ok, do you want me to try and fix this now for y'all? or wanna wait till the break?
Tandtroll_OG: My heart
Sarah_Serinde: I think these anvils are probably pre-damaged so that they fully break when they hit the ground
James_LRR: Let's just try now, shouldn't take long
brieandbacon: I guess it could be not actually infinite, they could have put in the maximum and just hope you get past it before they run out
Sarah_Serinde: Ooh right I forgot about using that server
TXC2: da boooooth!
LordZarano: Hello boof!
cuttlefishman: EGG
Tripleyew subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 112 months, currently on a 112 month streak!
Tripleyew: A rain of anvils? That seems problematic.
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James_LRR: I mean, you sound better :P
TXC2: shots fired
LurkerSpine: ^
EJGRgunner: lrrWOW shots fired
brieandbacon: But then we lose some of the cute face
cuttlefishman: As James, who are you bestowing ice cream to?
malsareus: James uses his mighty craft
TemporallyAwry: 6-7 ... LuvOops
WeirdQuirk: 8
terribleplan: 7-8
Sarah_Serinde: No James is right
Wolfstrike_NL: I choose Uno
TXC2: ^
cuttlefishman: 8, befpre like a 6.75
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
Mangledpixel: spleventy florp
NightValien28: twenty bucks on Serge
malsareus: Sarah has spoken Serge
Tandtroll_OG: It depends on how asmr you want it to be
wench_tacular: #blamejames
brieandbacon: #BlameJames
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TemporallyAwry: I'm not that big a fan of the "richer texture" from going up on the mic, but it does sound better.
MrSarkhan: If it's off camera it doesn't count
TXC2: James was right, he still is, but was also
beowuuf: gotta maintain a brand
James_LRR: Ok, server is starting back up with command blocks enabled.
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks James!
Sarah_Serinde: Hopefully that works
wench_tacular: sergeSqueak
TXC2: thanks James
MrSarkhan: #thankjames
brieandbacon: Thanks James, have good meetings
Sarah_Serinde: iirc it wasn't a public server, just a free trial of a server just for you?
Carlioo: close enough!
wench_tacular: mostly fixed, close enough
malsareus: now what Serge
TXC2: fantastic :p
baskwalla: Oh no
NightValien28: flawless
DudelidouX: adventure or survival?
terribleplan: Hit the start again?
Sarah_Serinde: Okay but if the checkpoints work it should be easier to work around, yeah
Sarah_Serinde: Good enough!
LurkerSpine: #PraiseJames
wench_tacular: run for your life!
wench_tacular: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
malsareus: absolved you
beowuuf: lrrHORN seabatClap seabatClap
They_Are_Alyx: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
meaninglessMeg: lrrSHINE
MrSarkhan: lrrSHINE #ThankJames
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHEART jlrrPillow jlrrBaby
TemporallyAwry: #ThankJames
beowuuf: jlrrPillow jlrrPillow
Juliamon: lrrSHINE lrrJAMES lrrSHINE lrrJAMES lrrSHINE
Mangledpixel: braise james
cuttlefishman: Sounds like a normal day for James
FenrisSchafer: jlrrPillow jlrrPillow jlrrPillow
brieandbacon: sergePrideLove sergePrideLove lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
MrSarkhan: seabatClap seabatClap
baskwalla: Cool James
LordZarano: jlrrPillow jlrrPillow
enbyKriss: sergeFriend
Tandtroll_OG: sergeModLove lrrJAMES
sephsays: #blamejames for success!
rogerivany: lrrFINE HyperParkour lrrHORN James
Carlioo: lrrHEART
beowuuf: james can also be blamed for the good thigns that happen, not just the bad!
Creideiki_SE: wolfccWolfLove
7gorobei: <3 <3 <3
Mangledpixel: plink!
suladan_the_serpent_lord: no, am sick
itmightbemikey: I am in hyperinsomnia mode
Tandtroll_OG: Chillaxing
brieandbacon: I feel like I've done basically nothing at work, but that nobody is realising
TXC2: suladan_the_serpent_lord get well soon lrrHEART
Tandtroll_OG: Also ill
malsareus: I'm eating couscous
suladan_the_serpent_lord: its just a cold so should be fine
Sarah_Serinde: Nice
Carlioo: touch... grass?
wench_tacular: outdoors? are you mad?
TemporallyAwry: Woods in the Ocean? Neat
Sarah_Serinde: It's so pretty out there
Tandtroll_OG: Hug a tree?
TXC2: "he showed me the ocean" the Serge Yager story
suladan_the_serpent_lord: but serge-premere stax player of the format
beowuuf: got there in the end: the minecraft story
Sarah_Serinde: @TXC2 It's true, he and Jo showed me the ocean too :P
Genie_M: I wonder how many eggs were missed until now
wench_tacular: jlrrFacepalm
TXC2: Sarah_Serinde ha :p
Tandtroll_OG: The cake was a lie
beowuuf: the cake wasa falsification
Carlioo: the best trolls are the mostly harmless trolls
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul
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TXC2: why be sneaky when LAVA!
Sarah_Serinde: @Carlioo Agreed
TXC2: 3 times a parkour!
Tandtroll_OG: But there's people out there
Mangledpixel: ssshhhllooorrppp
Sarah_Serinde: I'm in the middle of a city and don't drive, I don't get out to interesting places often enough
Carlioo: secret frog room hype
PsychoI3oy: RIPit ... RIPit
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BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: how has it been 6 years!
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rogerivany: Outside? It's cold outside. It's 5C here today and that's the warmest it's been in 3 weeks.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh yeah, I meant like...nice places to walk/hike and such
Sarah_Serinde: There's definitely neat stuff here too
noSmokeFire: definitely acacia
beowuuf: i'm lucky to be in the middle of a small town that's not too far from lots of interesting countryside or places
Genie_M: "identifying wood" - "yep, it's wood"
TXC2: "what kind of wood is this?" "the wooden kind"
Carlioo: omg I was almost right
Tandtroll_OG: I love that you can submerge leaves now, you can cover your manmade lakes and make them super pretty
brieandbacon: The frog of wisdom!
Genie_M: Ribbit.
TXC2: !findquote frog
LRRbot: Quote #3736: "Can you rub some frog on your pants to fix them?" —Cori, to Ian [2016-12-13]
sephsays: "Don't jump in lava unless you have a good plan"
NDCazzy: Don't croak
wildpeaks: OSFrog
brieandbacon: Tell us, frog, what does Thalia taste like?
Natimus_Prime: The frog says nothing, which is the wisest thing of all to do in this world
7gorobei: all praise hypnotoad
Mangledpixel: ha ga ba da ga ribbit
TXC2: ah yes the ancient memes
beowuuf: i think i only know those noises from graham making them at one point... now i realise it wasa reference...
Carlioo: porkour!
brieandbacon: No, pork-ore is what you have to mine for bacon...
wildpeaks: Experience Egg
Sarah_Serinde: One way to find out
Sarah_Serinde: Nice
TXC2: anyone else clap 5 times after Serge said "painting parkour"? :p
Sarah_Serinde: Yes
beowuuf: yup
TemporallyAwry: sergeSqueak
Genie_M: this is the bane of speedrunners
Mangledpixel: I see BEEG EGG
Carlioo: how much mana does that egg cost?
cuttlefishman: steak and eggs
TXC2: our tame racing egg, the stegg
cuttlefishman: steggs
brieandbacon: Well we're in the big egg. That's the small/medium egg...
LordZarano: Ooh the amethyst with the purpur looks so good
camille_tanuki: Hello
brieandbacon: Can you go up the chorus fruit off the stair chairs?
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CaptainSask: 16 months..... there's nothing significant about that number
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TXC2: hello camille_tanuki welcome
CAKHost: Was that an EGG parkour route?
wench_tacular: lrrFINE
rogerivany: lrrFINE lrrFINE
They_Are_Alyx: lrrFINE
wildpeaks: very pretty underwater
Mangledpixel: that's not... never mind
juneblue58: Occam's Razor is better expressed as "the explanation with the least number of assumptions is the best one."
Mangledpixel: occam's razor is 'once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth'
beowuuf: that's holmes's violin
cuttlefishman: What's a Razor Scooter
7gorobei: juneblue's def is closer
Genie_M: there's the original occam's razor, and there's multiple pop-culture razors partly attributed to Occam
Mangledpixel: cuttlefishman edgy
cuttlefishman: aren't those the mice
Carlioo: wugh
TXC2: trippy
wildpeaks: and Mehrunes' razor opens the gates of oblivion
Genie_M: probably a bed-room egg somewhere
LordZarano: escher3PUN
TemporallyAwry: That's actually being called Doyle's Fallacy, lately. Since it's not valid logic at all.
TXC2: here we are at DFS on full price week
Mangledpixel: they're not a block at all, they're a tile entity
Mangledpixel: like chests
the_one_and_only_kim: "we"
Carlioo: free them!
Carlioo: I know this is adventure mode but!
Genie_M: half the egg is seeing the egg
wildpeaks: we acknowledge the existence of Egg
brieandbacon: Nothing to lose
juneblue58: @7gorobei I *did* study the principle when I did my degree in philosophy.
Carlioo: using every part of the room
juneblue58: It is quite literally the principle that in choosing between possible explanations for something, the one with the fewest assumptions is the better choice.
tomprince: I think the repeating sections is part of what gives it the feeling of parkour.
xx_montag_xx: Driving age in US
Genie_M: sweet*
brieandbacon: It's a square of a square
Tplayne: candles
rogerivany: 2^4
wildpeaks: it's a power of 2
Genie_M: songs
protojman: 8 + 16...we're through the atmosphere!
7gorobei: @juneblue58 everyone uses the sherlock holmes one, but when you hear the full def it seems such a radically different nuance
Nuha: Brandon Sanderson's cosmere
clarinetman: none that arent creepy
Juliamon: Sweet 16
Xed_Regulus: There is a movie called Sixteen Candles
Tiny_Genius_: The number of shards of Adonalsium
beowuuf: thst sound of music song
Ravynn: Green Day has a song titled "16"
Nuha: @tiny_genius_ great minds think alike
Genie_M: 16 pieces a side for chess
TwitchTVsFrank: No mans sky is obsessed with 16
Ravynn: Actually so does No Doubt
Jobot180: No Doubt has a song called 16 too
cuttlefishman: 16 is the first Erdős–Woods number.
Ravynn: There's 16 petals on the Imperial Seal of Japan
Genie_M: Dragonball has Android 16
Mangledpixel: the world's longest recorded living spider was named 'Number 16'
TXC2: Sixteen is a place In Kentucky
wildpeaks: current iOS version is 16
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BasilHunter: Now do 73 :)
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LordZarano: A stack of eggs in Minecraft
rogerivany: Is 73 prime?
TXC2: apparently 16 is important in no Man's sky
beowuuf: number 73 was a children's tv show hosted by sandi togsvig back in the day :p
Tiny_Genius_: It's prime
Genie_M: a prime and an emirp number
Genie_M: (37 being a prime too)
Gadora: A parkour course to the elytra course?
TemporallyAwry: And actually a prime number, not the LRR prime ;p
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Raincoast_Bear: Good morning Serge and Friends!
cuttlefishman: Canada has 16 provinces and territories
TXC2: hello Raincoast_Bear welcome
BasilHunter: Some of us were born in '73
Genie_M: those born in 73 get 50 this year
Mangledpixel: *Mario 64 slider theme plays*
TheAinMAP: sergeSqueak
Jobot180: sergeSqueak sergeSqueak
TXC2: through the glass, like a zoo exhibit
PixelArtDragon: Is that a thing specific to glass?
Mangledpixel: gold is pretty, hot take
noSmokeFire: the gold trees are pretty, but they also remind me of kettle corn
cuttlefishman: how much momentum does the jello block return?
cuttlefishman: also what flavour are they
TheGuri42: omg its the tiktok parkour
brieandbacon: Speedy thing goes in, speedy thing goes out
cuttlefishman: grapple
rogerivany: Sounds about right
wildpeaks: kiwi
brieandbacon: apple
zeathean: Sour apple
xx_montag_xx: green apple
BasilHunter: watermelon
TheAwkes: apple and melon
TXC2: Melon?
TheGuri42: melon
TwitchTVsFrank: Sour apple
PixelArtDragon: Honeydew?
Juliamon: Watermelon is a magenta flavour
jessieimproved: watermelon is light pink to me in candy
FenrisSchafer: Mint
GhostValv: D:
TheAinMAP: HahaThisisfine
Sarah_Serinde: Now I want to know if there's something right before the lava
Sarah_Serinde: Haha
PixelArtDragon: I like that it has some surprises for people who try doing it blind
PixelArtDragon: What about the other tower? Anything there?
SpleenLord: Egg touching
TemporallyAwry: Just wait for the vine to grow? Kappa
brieandbacon: Go left
brieandbacon: This feels more like the way out from the eg
rogerivany: The cake is a lie?
Genie_M: vine-to-vine?
brieandbacon: *egg
DudelidouX: What's on the other side?
undecided44: I th8nk your trying to come in the exit with that jump
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TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Never bet on the ghost.
PixelArtDragon: !badadvice
LRRbot: Oil your manual.
brieandbacon: Sneaky
BasilHunter: "pressure plate"
BusTed: NotLikeThis
Sarah_Serinde: tqsRIP
TXC2: devastating
TheAinMAP: sergeFall
beowuuf: o7
Juliamon: Cheats!
GhostValv: benginO7
Genie_M: some indiana jones moment there
BusTed: The two-fer
Juliamon: uhhhh
BusTed: Time lapse?
wench_tacular: that's neat
Genie_M: year
TXC2: the changing of the seasons
Sarah_Serinde: That's super cool
Genie_M: decay yes
Genie_M: the house gets wrecked too
Sarah_Serinde: What a neat concept for a challenge
TXC2: this is gonna be tricky
BusTed: Pretty cool.
Genie_M: exposing slime blocks
PixelArtDragon: Are suggestions allowed?
TheElrad: I think you need to be on top when it grows?
TXC2: PixelArtDragon nope
Mangledpixel: !heychat
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Genie_M: niiiice
DudelidouX: Actually I think it's climb the campfire then fences but that's a skip
brieandbacon: Now *this* part tastes of lime AND apple
the_one_and_only_kim: that is very smart design
PixelArtDragon: I wonder how they got that to work
PixelArtDragon: Ooh, it's all the ore that was excavated
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brieandbacon: Is this all the stuff they dug out when making the public open space? The park-ore?
TXC2: brieandbacon booo Kappa
brieandbacon: Yeah, it hurt me too
cuttlefishman: it's a place to store rowing implements
cuttlefishman: a park-oar
Tandtroll_OG: sergePun
TemporallyAwry: You're still only on the outside of the overworld egg Kappa (i have no idea)
Genie_M: finish, break and race?
cuttlefishman: but... is one egg... an oeuf?
Genie_M: or find 10 easter eggs?
TXC2: oh we ain't finding all the eggs
TXC2: those arrows are a social experiment
cuttlefishman: big oeuf
creasehearst: the One True Egg
Ravynn: The "Omega-3" egg if you will
Genie_M: the 001/001 The One Egg
cuttlefishman: roblox oeuf sound
penguinbloke: so you're saying the big egg is un ouef?
TXC2: the RobloxOeuf.mp3
Juliamon: Oh boy, our best friend, TNT minecarts
Tandtroll_OG: The eufa deufa
brieandbacon: Imagine decorating with lodestones
MrGibberish: Le grande oeuf
TXC2: Fence Jumps: attorney at law!
Genie_M: no bamboo top jumps this time right?
Sarah_Serinde: @brieandbacon Sounds like someone who'd make an elevator out of netherite blocks
PixelArtDragon: You're going for that 8-mana green creature, Crater-oeuf Behemoth
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brieandbacon: @brieandbacon Sometimes being expensive means it's worse
Sarah_Serinde: Seems like you've made pretty good time despite the time it took to figure out the command block stuff
PixelArtDragon: Imagine two sections that look nearly identical, but with just enough repeated to make your muscle memory lead you astray
Genie_M: this is reasonable to be raced
Sarah_Serinde: Woo racing
Sarah_Serinde: @PixelArtDragon That sounds rude :D
Genie_M: it's not _that_ expert as some of the previous ones you've played
LordBernie: I love your content. First time I found this channel live :D
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome!
TXC2: hello LordBernie welcome
BusTed: Floating differently than normal.
Genie_M: I take that back
Genie_M: this is evil
Juliamon: The only thing worse than lilypads is lilypads floating in midair
PixelArtDragon: At least this one doesn't have timed minecart sections
TXC2: it's not just me being screwed by depth perception there right?
Sarah_Serinde: These are great trees too
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Genie_M: so many neat building ideas
Carlioo: terrifying!
Melfina__: lrrSPOOPY
PixelArtDragon: I would like to see that theory tested
BusTed: Maybe not as close to the top as expected.
trainpants: spoopy
Carlioo: forgot how much of a horror game minecraft can be
sephsays: i hate this
Genie_M: neat!
Juliamon: now *this* is a neat idea for a parkour map
brieandbacon: You have a jump boost
Sarah_Serinde: lrrFINE
creasehearst: i hear warden
Carlioo: warden thinks you're taking too long
Sarah_Serinde: sergeFriend
BusTed: lrrSPOOP
rogerivany: Not dying to the warden is a bold strategy
Sarah_Serinde: Oh good call Uno
Sarah_Serinde: Hopefully :P
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
PixelArtDragon: That's so clever!
Genie_M: woooo!
BusTed: Aha
Alma_v: kintsuClap kintsuClap kintsuClap
BusTed: tqsClap
Mangledpixel: gg!
rogerivany: lrrHORN lrrSIG lrrHORN lrrHORN
MrGibberish: lrrHORN
sephsays: \o/ egg \o/
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN
Carlioo: lrrHORN
TemporallyAwry: penaddWinner You Did It! penaddWinner
Tandtroll_OG: That was a great map
TemporallyAwry: C for Completed!
TXC2: Congratulations Uno
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: now do it again... but faster!
Mangledpixel: Cs get degrees
BusTed: Crank
Genie_M: Cpectacular
7gorobei: C for cromulent
brieandbacon: 40% is still a pass
TemporallyAwry: I correct myself C for Congratulations
beowuuf: lrrHORN
TXC2: !break
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beowuuf: c is for crapshot time!
sephsays: c is for crack-a-pack post-stream :)
Genie_M: so under 1000 seconds (16 min 40 seconds) is S rank, 1500, 2500, 5000 is A B and C
Genie_M: current record is 588 seconds
Serifina: I sense... Minecraft nerds. :p
Genie_M: (here's the 588 second run)
Carlioo: good luck!
Genie_M: yep, sure
ExachixKitsune: Hello friends, fiends and large automobiles
Genie_M: splash!
PixelArtDragon: Parkour!
TheAinMAP: HyperParkour !
TXC2: hello Serifina
TXC2: hello ExachixKitsune welcome
ExachixKitsune: hello TXC2
ExachixKitsune: have they parkoured once already or is this attempt 1?
TXC2: ExachixKitsune yes, this is the race now
Genie_M: they finished before ad break
ExachixKitsune: They're eggsquisite
Genie_M: now running
Carlioo: these jumps are eggcellent
sephsays: they feel eggsagerated.
rogerivany: Why? You're doing eggcelent on your own?
Carlioo: and then you jumped into the lava lol
kumatsu: eggscuse me, I'm not some trained chicken here to lay jokes on command
Mangledpixel: chat is quite good at telling yolks
creasehearst: @Genie_M interesting that the speedrun isn't in quake FoV
noSmokeFire: keep falling into lava and Uno will cadbury cream you
Genie_M: i'm not watching it until Serge and Uno finish
xerjen: Yolks on you?
Sarah_Serinde: I love taking a crack at some good puns
cuttlefishman: what if the joke... is serge and unp
7gorobei: must be egghilarating to be racing
trainpants: slow is smooth and smooth is fast
Mangledpixel: don't beat yourself up about it
Abavus: but serge how can you slow down when you gotta go fast
ExachixKitsune: Something about Shrimp. Mussles. Lobster? My apologies, it's a shell-fish pun
Creideiki_SE: It's eggciting to see how this race goose.
brieandbacon: Slow is smooth, and smooth is fast
juneblue58: Slow is smooth and smooth is fast.
chiles79: Slow is smooth, smooth is fast.
ExachixKitsune: oop. Uno made a swift eggs-cit
JoxerJJ: is this the tiktok map?
7gorobei: i think you need to have a caviarleer attitude to running this
theamc2000: congrats on your water
BrassWingman: Chick out all these eggs puns chat laid out for you
northos: "Haste makes waste, and waste makes want, and want makes strife between the goodman and his wife." according to google
CrazymattCaptain: the customer is always right in terms of taste
TXC2: the blood of the covenant is thicker then water of womb
juneblue58: For what it's worth, the story about "blood is thicker than water" being longer is apocryphal.
beowuuf: jack of all trades, master of none, is better than being master of one? something like that?
ExachixKitsune: what
Quakor: Hello there! Oh wow Quake 3 promode speedrunning has come a long way, I see!
tomprince: Although some of those sayings were we only know part of it, the extra parts are actually recent additions.
brieandbacon: !vagh
LRRbot: labtaH rebelIyuS'uno! much leghbogh ghaH 'e' yIbej ej' ghaH yItlha'!
TXC2: hello Quakor welcome
TheAinMAP: HyperGravity
sephsays: oh hey the falling off thing is working again!
Carlioo: you're on good pace to beat the world record right? right?
BusTed: tqsStonks
jessicaengle: Gaming to the TOP of the charts
ExachixKitsune: Serge cannot focus on chat to eggs-cell at the game
trainpants: these gaming levels are through the roof!
noSmokeFire: AFAIK the thing about "blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb" is totally unsourced. Like, the *original* meaning *is* the popular one, it hasn't been reversed
xerjen: Gaming of the edge, directly into the water
Mangledpixel: he's gaming at an exponential rate!
TXC2: see if you want to find out how much you game, first you have to find how much you are actively
jessicaengle: All the coolest major l'egg gamers use Excel 97
PixelArtDragon: What if we used more than 10% of our GPU?
undecided44 shivers remembering row limits in xl97
TXC2: PixelArtDragon :D
Serifina: Oh, the weird slime noises are gross...
ExachixKitsune: Sounds an-villinous
Carlioo: egg! egg! egg!
creasehearst: ouphe
CraziestOwl: Oh I noticed
jessicaengle: The easter eggs are bad?
TXC2: jessicaengle in a race yes
Quakor: No no the mouse circle is a Quake 3/ Counter Strike movement thing
brieandbacon: I just assumed the mouse move was like the sonic the hedgehog moving the controller to jump higher
penutbuster138: How are you this fine day mister Serge?
PixelArtDragon: I wonder if you could just dash through the lava maze and quench yourself in the water at the end
brieandbacon: Could you have done....egx?
xerjen: Gaming like a rock star
brieandbacon: it's a bit of a reach
kumatsu: the #1 optimization is just turning on creative mode and flying to the top seabatBRAIN
TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always containing multitudes.
noSmokeFire: the tri-brary
ExachixKitsune: Today, serge unlocked critical minecraft knowledge of falling off things sergeSnerge
brieandbacon: Just how slippery ice is
PixelArtDragon: Half block presses
xerjen: ok
Spades_Slicc: no
theamc2000: nice gaming serge
Serifina: The problem is I've been watching you too long, Serge. :p
Quakor: So I was watching a lot of LRR in the late 2000s and then didn't until late 2022 so I'm rewatching a lot of LRR. What i'm trying to say is I half expect Serge to start talking how Jitte impproves this speedrun.
CAKHost: What a Serge, Gamer. Did I do it correctly? Kappa
Spades_Slicc: Serge a Gamer, what
Genie_M: boing!
TXC2: feel the rhythm feel the rhyme is Serge Yager gamer Time
ExachixKitsune: wow, our gamer is just dismantling this level. He's putting on a serge-ery
Genie_M: aw, almost
Juliamon: Almost cheezed it
brieandbacon: lrrJUDGECALL sergePun
xerjen: Sergeical eggstraction
Serifina: *proceeds to remove villagers from the next pack entirely*
Sonoroho: kardKEKW kardKEKW
brieandbacon: !badadvice
LRRbot: You look so cool when you throw rupees into the pool.
Carlioo: 4Head
TXC2: "is this good or bad advice?" "it's advice, that's enough"
brieandbacon: !goodadvice
LRRbot: On the internet???
Dalrint: Kaizo Minecraft?
PixelArtDragon: I wonder if these have spacebar challenges like A-press challenges
Genie_M: I bet they use the tnt too to fly
theamc2000: calp
xerjen: Calp calp
BusTed: seabatClap
Sarah_Serinde: tqsClap
PixelArtDragon: Calp
SpleenLord: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
z3ncha0s: crendorClap
shendaras: seabatClap
Carlioo: calp calp calp
Quakor: samant112Flex
beowuuf: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Mangledpixel: cantweCRONCHY
Enki1256: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Juliamon: Didn't want to say anything and break the flow!
beowuuf: raymmuCLAP2 raymmuCLAP2 raymmuCLAP2
7gorobei: calp calp
Spades_Slicc: I've clapped but you wont see it till the stream stops
Serifina: Do we take the claps back for falls? :p
brieandbacon: Chat, what game first made me use E to jump, and now I can't not?
Melfina__: Serge, Active gamer.
theamc2000: crab
SpleenLord: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Spades_Slicc: Clap harder
ExachixKitsune: sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP sharkf11CLAP
shendaras: seabatNogood
Genie_M: palc palc
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beowuuf: sergePopcorn sergePopcorn sergePopcorn sergePopcorn sergePopcorn
Quakor: Thank you for the gift
Dalrint: Are the gold pressure plates like checkpoints?
undecided44: M9re claps, more claps, okay stop claps.... what the bus stop claps!
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Genie_M: 1500 feels within reach
BusTed: drawfeGoodjoke
ExachixKitsune: pfffff
SpleenLord: Boo Uno
beowuuf: i read that, not all i'd hoped for #hotshots2
serymew: Was that book all you were hoping for?
Harvest25: sergePun
Jondare: It really really is... And I've even missed a bunch due to Prime!
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ExachixKitsune: Eggs-quisite
brieandbacon: Oh, it took a while
Genie_M: endgame
serymew: Wewease da warden!
TXC2: game sped run right?
ExachixKitsune: THis would be a bad place for a warden
TXC2: *sped up
BusTed: He's gaming.
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
Genie_M: A!
Alma_v: kintsuClap kintsuClap kintsuClap
wench_tacular: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Genie_M: 1000-1500 is A tier
Serifina: I have explored only a couple of ancient city ruin things or whatever they were called. But they creep me out.
Genie_M: under 1000 is S tier
theamc2000: A tier
PixelArtDragon: You're S-tier in our hearts
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: lets go Uno!
CodeGorilla: GG
7gorobei: HyperParkour HyperParkour HyperParkour
Mangledpixel: you got a rank
CodeGorilla: codego3GG
ExachixKitsune: sergeGG sergeGG pearlieGG pearlieGG zellyGG zellyGG
Genie_M: second run A tier is incredible
A10swampdonkey: Nicely done Serge!
theamc2000: wow serge smoked the egg
xerjen: No pressure, Uno :D
ExachixKitsune: No pr-eggs-sure
PixelArtDragon: Less than 3x the speedrun is real good
brieandbacon: !tres
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Serifina: @ExachixKitsune Okay, that one was bad. :p
Genie_M: with a few more runs S tier is probably more than reachable
ExachixKitsune: Serifina : Rotten one could say :3
theamc2000: easter egg hunt?
Carlioo: egg located
DudelidouX: LMAO
BusTed: mmhm
PixelArtDragon: The ledge was as red herring!
Genie_M: Cave detour - sounds like latin
Carlioo: but how do you get to blowfish egg?
DudelidouX: gamers don't look up
zenthere: big cheats
ExachixKitsune: Serifina : It is in my heart :3
Juliamon: Everyone loves a good gamers-don't-look-up trick
kumatsu: The ledge was like Communism
undecided44: Ledge was the path back
Genie_M: boo.
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brieandbacon: I reckon you could try climbing that jungle tree for secrets
CodeGorilla: I keep seeing spots where an egg could be hidden.
chiles79: That part is amazing. I have no idea how that's done!
TXC2: decay comes for us all
Carlioo: god that's an amazing effect
CommunistBakery: Is there a skip up the leaves back in the tunnel?
ExachixKitsune: eggs-quisite
xerjen: Serge, you jinxed it
theamc2000: drop leaf
Genie_M: this is a really smart design
shendaras: How is that done? Is it command block replacing blocks or something?
ExachixKitsune: oooh, uno didn't chicken out
Serifina: I gotta say, this section is super cool but also that had to be an absurd amount of work to set up
Carlioo: sometimes you both land and don't land on the slime
Creideiki_SE: That section clearly wasn't just an empty shell.
PixelArtDragon: Are there 3rd party tools to help with it?
ExachixKitsune: that'll be some sort of internal command, maybe doing a copy
creasehearst: on the subject of how speedrunners get extra jump height on slime blocks: "When the player's velocity is desynchronized from the server, the player seemingly accelerates when damaged, because it is updated with the expected velocity."
ExachixKitsune: or just a command doing fill etc continually
creasehearst: "It's not clear when and how the player's velocity gets desynchronized, but here are some known cases: Running off a block and jumping at the last tick, Jumping on a slime block, Getting off a ladder, Being in water or lava"
creasehearst: "It's suspected that desynchronisation is linked to the fact that the NetHandler calls the jump() method independently from the movement code."
Genie_M: this egg level is _very_ cleverly built - feels much less complex but it's probably not
ExachixKitsune: luckily, minecraft has internal delay for command blocks using repeaters :3
Serifina: Oh, most of this track is just normal building stuff with maybe some tricky stuff. But for that one section there's clearly a datapack built in that's doing changes on that.
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Serifina: There's not that much can be done about MC's vanilla lighting engine.
kumatsu: obvioulsy should've gone back to the start and lapped Uno sergeSnerge
ExachixKitsune: Maybe not, it could (difficultly) be done as a function carefully doing each fill command, but it's more likely to be a clone/copy tightly aligned
Mangledpixel: focus! tighten up on two! steady that shot!
TXC2: that's what fear is, it's lies your brain tells you
ExachixKitsune: can you even do clone from something far away / out of render distance? (asking chatfriends)
Serifina: Fear is the mindkiller. :p
brieandbacon: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! That is a concerning amount of wasabi.
Spades_Slicc: You need fear for the little death 😳😳😳😳😳
wizzo1138: Serge, you need to cover this golf announcer style.
LordZarano: Le petit mort
TheElrad: I must let my fear pass through me and only I will remain
Serifina: You were busy Gaming.
jessicaengle: You were busy egging
kumatsu: @LordZarano no that's something else SeriousSloth
TXC2: bust becoming the egg
TXC2: *busy
Jondare: You've got a doody booty? Better go clean it then! /s
Eklinaar: That quote isn't even in the book. It was made up for the movie.
Eklinaar: the David Lynch movie
PixelArtDragon: I'm pretty sure that's a troll
SpleenLord: The 80s one
PixelArtDragon: Because it absolutely is in the book
Genie_M: it totally is in the book
northos: agree, "the little death" is def from the book
Serifina: It's on like PAGE TWELVE of the book.
Serifina: I have a copy of it right here.
Mangledpixel: the lynch movie did make up some things, but the litany is not one of them
Genie_M: only I remain.
Serifina: Yes.
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jessicaengle: Only egg remains.
ExachixKitsune: what no
kumatsu: you ever just lose your Uno?
SpleenLord: Never
Eklinaar: Wrong? Impossible.
wench_tacular: jlrrNo
Juliamon: Only Uno remains.
TXC2: Serifina is it Peiter saying it, like in the movie?
Sarah_Serinde: Well it sounds like most of Twitch chat was right
MrSarkhan: Twitch is never wrong
TXC2: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
A_Dub888: !chat
LRRbot: Always listen to chat, Never listen to chat.
brieandbacon: !findqote chat
DarkMorford: Clearly it's the book that is wrong.
ExachixKitsune: twitch chat is correct at least 20% or 30% of the time
brieandbacon: !findquote chat
LRRbot: Quote #2177: "Did you know that Twitch Chat is a Level 3 Judge?" —Jimmy Wong [2016-03-26]
StaticDelaware: I think various movie versions have presented abridged versions of the litany against fear.
CodeGorilla: Chat rules, if one person is wrong, we're all wrong. If one person is right, the streamer is right, or something, idk.
Serifina: @TXC2 It's Paul, during his meeting with the Bene Gesserit woman at the very beginning.
TXC2: Serifina ah, ok
penutbuster138: Sounds like complete horseshit to me lmao
Serifina: Like, it's literally how the whole book begins, with that meeting.
StaticDelaware: And I think the Lynch movie invented the mentat saphoo juice chant
ExachixKitsune: Uno is having the slime of his life
jessicaengle: Serge does what he wants
Serifina: I have my own. :p
penutbuster138: Serge "The Tyrant" Yager strikes again!
TXC2: Serifina oh really? I only know the Lynch movie :p
BasilHunter: you've come a long way from just holding a boom mike for the weekly skits
Mangledpixel: StaticDelaware that is correct. That movie also invented weirding modules, and the whole 'killing word' thing
Serifina: @TXC2 o_O
wench_tacular: now you're overegging it
Genie_M: 2 minutes and still B rank
kumatsu: Serge the Existing
beowuuf: @Mangledpixel all of the yelling? why all of the yelling? :p
wotc_jordan: Serge the Bellicose
Creideiki_SE: If you're costreaming, shouldn't it be a diarchy?
brieandbacon: Serge "Barrel-Rider" Yager
SpleenLord: This is a dictatorship. We are the tators and Serge is a the dict
theamc2000: the serge the present (as in here)
CraziestOwl: The off by one
Serifina: (I meant I have my own channel. :p )
TXC2: Serge is not a Tyrant, LRR is more of an Oligopoly Kappa
jessicaengle: Serge the Bougie
Carlioo: the warden cometh
DarkMorford: Serge the Caffeinated
Nathade: Serge, you seem to make Uno look good atm
ExachixKitsune: oh this is a place for a wrden
Genie_M: one minute
penutbuster138: Fine I redact my state its more like Serge "The Scourge" Yeager lmao
penutbuster138: statement*
Genie_M: woooooooo
jessicaengle: Parkour!
Serifina: What, is this Terminator?
Genie_M: sub 2500!
They_Are_Alyx: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Sarah_Serinde: lrrHORN
wench_tacular: lrrHORN lrrHORN
jessicaengle: EEEEEGG
Genie_M: B rank
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
penutbuster138: Congrats!! !
Creideiki_SE: wolfccHowl wolfccJackHowl
Juliamon: 2468 who do we appreciate? UNO! UNO!
TXC2: a Road Quest level shot
theamc2000: serge wy is your timer still counting i lie
ExachixKitsune: Whoooo Uno! Uno was Eggscellent
Dalrint: Yes
TXC2: smart choice
penutbuster138: Wait now we get an opinion???? I kid
TXC2: ooof that draw distance
jessicaengle: Lava cheats
jessicaengle: Spicy
TheElrad: they are also constantly bunnyhopping instead of running
Genie_M: bouncy bouncy
TXC2: the CONSTANT movement is what always gets me
jessicaengle: 0.0
jessicaengle: woah
jessicaengle: Secret tunne!
beowuuf: O.O
penutbuster138: I'm on a boaattt ♪
jessicaengle: through the egg mountain
Serifina: buffering a jump, I think, somehow
creasehearst: it's inventory jamming to cause speed desync
Serifina: That is some Advanced Nonsense.
DarkMorford: Well Coded Game™ Minecraft
penutbuster138: How are you today btw Serge?
Genie_M: "we don't do that"
Serifina: I don't mind a Little Breaking. It's excessive breaking I dislike, generally. This is awesome.
jessicaengle: Just a slight crack.
Carlioo: yeah I get so annoyed whenever I see someone complain about speedruns not being the "right" way to play a game
Serifina: Generally I watch No Major Glitch runs as my personal preference.
TXC2: wow what a move!
Genie_M: smart shulker move
TXC2: a shulnicular
Genie_M: the map is out since april 18, so the run will be more optimized
jessicaengle: Gotta perfect the egg
Serifina: We found a skip that saves five frames.
jessicaengle: Optimized egg
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Carlioo: oh is slime jump boost some sort of stored state?
Serifina: I can do the slime double bounce but I'm not consistent at it
Sarah_Serinde: Learn the slime chunk thing in secret and then just body James next time you do one of these :P
creasehearst: the slime jump boost is called Damage Boosting, and the Minecraft Parkour Wiki has a page on it:
PixelArtDragon: It's a little comforting to see them make mistakes
Genie_M: i knew it
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah we've looked it up on a previous parkour stream
TXC2: PixelArtDragon right
Serifina: Mistakes are how you know you're watching a human.
Sarah_Serinde: We also don't see the probably hundreds of times they restarted
tomprince: I suspect some stuff might be blocked during testing.
Genie_M: TAS runs are a thing
Serifina: The TAS community is typically very good about marking them as such
Genie_M: Tool Assisted Speedrun
offbeatwitch: i mean TAS exists yeah
LordZarano: TAS runs are works of art
Favre_the_Undead: speedruns done one frame at a time
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: it's like with D&D when the players solve a problem in a different way than what the DM thought of... it's fine
Serifina: The TAS community and the speedrun community goes hand in hand. A lot of skips are found by TAS makers.
Genie_M: it's people programming frame perfect inputs
TheHaCoFo: Frame perfect inputs all the time, the tas runs are something else
theamc2000: tas is when the optimization the code and have a bot player
offbeatwitch: celeste TASes are so fun to watch
offbeatwitch: recommended
CodeGorilla: TAS runs are wild, because they usually do things that no human has any realistic hopes to achieve.
brieandbacon: It's great to see that, even with the mistakes, it was worth trying it over again and still beating the time
Serifina: Yeah, Celeste TASes are some of my favorite because they're *incredible*
penutbuster138: Chat I need help, I opened Atraxa Praetors voice in a birthday pack yesterday should I become the villain?
wench_tacular: impressive
Genie_M: so it's clearly not a perfect run yet
Genie_M: but still impressive
LordZarano: The "Half A Press" thing is also from TAS
Darleysam: they're going back down for their second attempt
Sarah_Serinde: It's pretty close to the end anyway
BasilHunter: find the last egg?
DudelidouX: all that's left would be finding the eggs
Genie_M: this was a very nice parkour map
Genie_M: well thought out
ExachixKitsune: Uno Mas
Mangledpixel: eguegueguegu
beowuuf: escher3THUMBSUP
juneblue58: If only Wheeler was here to see all these eggs.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I remember one of the boxes
Sarah_Serinde: I think you did pyramid yeah
Sarah_Serinde: I don't think so
Genie_M: i don't remember dimension
Sarah_Serinde: I vote for more parkour after you finish with Legends :D
TXC2: ^
Mangledpixel: well well well, three holes in the ground
Serifina: Whatever Something is, don't even look at me. :p
Sarah_Serinde: Oh is it officially on the PaC server? I thought you might be starting in a world from scratch
Dread_Pirate_Westley: James was saying he didn't want to use that server.
Sarah_Serinde: I wouldn't complain about people going back there though
creasehearst: oh, is that actually on the PaC server? James has said he didn't want it to be on that
Genie_M: "Climb the Parkour Town with its countless pathways to the top! Explore the town, find the hidden coins, and buy powerups to unlock new pathways to improve your time! How fast can you get to the top?"
Sarah_Serinde: And yeah filler episodes are always good too
Sarah_Serinde: Nice little breaks
Genie_M: huh, interesting
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TemporallyAwry: Poor James - he's really going to have to buy that second minecraft account PrideLaugh
Sarah_Serinde: It wasn't any concrete plans, it's fine
creasehearst: he just talked about it on his homestream last week
ExachixKitsune: Not concrete plans, still concrete powder, just add water
10kayden10: is anyone else getting a invalid session when trying to lunch a realm or server today and if so does anyone know how to fix it ?
creasehearst: nothing utterly definite
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Genie_M: parkour town sounds different
Sarah_Serinde: @10kayden10 Coming into a random Minecraft stream is a bad way to get troubleshooting help
TXC2: thanks for streaming Serge and Uno
meaninglessMeg: Thanks for the stream, Serge and Uno!
Tandtroll_OG: Ages ages ages
Serifina: @10kayden10 Restart minecraft entirely. Close even your launcher.
Nathade: so james does the museum solo on a new server, while uno and serge do it on the PaC Server?
10kayden10: just asking around
penutbuster138: B ye Serge!
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
Harvest25: GG
10kayden10: and i have tried everything
Sarah_Serinde: It's still rude
tomprince: Th
tomprince: Thanks for the stream.
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Sarah_Serinde: Buried in meetings
brieandbacon: Y'all remember James?
penutbuster138: Rip James
MrSarkhan: LUL
Sarah_Serinde: I'll miss James
r10pez10: F
Sarah_Serinde: He still owes me ice cream
TXC2: !next
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Sarah_Serinde: Yes
LordZarano: jlrrCreeper jlrrFall
jessicaengle: That's katamari damacy
Juliamon: Yup!
DarkMorford: I'll miss James, but I'm still practicing. Kappa
TXC2: jessicaengle thinking the same thing :p
Dread_Pirate_Westley: It's probably a Wall World mod.
LordZarano: escher3FOX escher3THUMBSUP
jessieimproved: Erika hype!
They_Are_Alyx: Wooo Erika!
drmoonmtg: Yay! See them in Minneapolis :)
LordZarano: Erika is cool escher3MEOW
jessicaengle: Thanks for the entertainment :D
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
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hatboozeparty: Bye~ lrrHEART
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ExachixKitsune: !next
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TemporallyAwry: @Sarah_Serinde Sorry LuvOops
Sarah_Serinde: I'm already worried enough about my timing for this year's craft :P
SergeYager: thanks friends, hope you had fun
Sarah_Serinde: I did! Thanks for running the stream, Serge
TXC2: SergeYager lrrHEART
SergeYager: I do this from home just infrequently enough that it always feels weird
Sarah_Serinde: Understandable
jessicaengle: You nailed it
SergeYager: <3 ty ty
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
brieandbacon: Secret Podcast?!
hatboozeparty: lrrSHINE
Juliamon: wow my internet is suddenly tanking hard, glad it waited until the end of the stream at least