Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness. This week that search continues, IN SPACE! Game: Dead Space) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (3m from now).
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG lrrSPOOP lrrSIG
lamina5432: lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
elkae: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
Earthenone: lrrSIG lrrSPOOPY lrrSIG
Melfina__: lrrCREEPL lrrSPOOPY lrrCREEPR
saucemaster5000: This song always makes me think someone is going to start singing "obsession" by Animotion
elkae: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOPY tqsGhost
Brozard: Hawaiian pizza is p good
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow
mitomanox: uwu
saucemaster5000: I mean, if god likes it, it must be good
Orphio333: Wronk
robotbuda: Better when it's grilled
AdamYMHMI: I heard there was God's Perfect Pizza here.
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betweenmyself: Just gimme a pizookie and I’m good riffYeti
saucemaster5000: now -- pineapple in a calzone
Juliamon: mute yer dang notifs Nope Bois
Earthenone: PizzaTime
Going_Medium: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrSIG
hieroglyphica: Hello all! I am making risotto, so I think I misunderstood the assignment
Seth_Erickson: ok it was the stream LUL
LoadingReadyRun: damn cori left her dms on
GhostValv: those notifications are the scariest thing D:
AdamYMHMI: @Juliamon I keep thinking it's me lol
GhostofJeffGoldblum: leaving discord message notifications on literally makes me sick to my stomach
elkae: PrideLaugh
saucemaster5000: @hieroglyphica risotto PogChamp !
Melfina__: Whew i was going crazy there
elkae: She's so popular PrideUwu
KeytarCat: @hieroglyphica Someone I was talking to in another stream was also making risotto!
Seth_Erickson: I only have discord notifs on for irl friends conversations.
hieroglyphica: Mushroom bacon risotto! (It's what I have)
aholz: Ty Ben and Adam you are right 🙏
mitomanox: @hieroglyphica obscene <3
Masslost: ok so i wasn't crazy and was hearing discord notifications then
jessieimproved: Hey is this space dead?
saucemaster5000: I bet the smokey bacon would be good with some gouda instead of parm at the end...
ButButTheJesus: is this a dedspape, eef freef?
KeytarCat: I rather think this space is unpleasantly alive
jessieimproved: alive and fleshy eve
jessieimproved: even
Orphio333: lrrDOTS lrrCIRCLE lrrARROW
dumbo3k: @jessieimproved now I'm thinking of a necromorph variant of the simic slaw, thanks for that nightmare
elkae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GhostofJeffGoldblum: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
koodooman: lrrSPOOP
Steel_Wish: lrrSPOOP
mitomanox: the uwu boiz <3
Ferisar: hello it's bread space
shendaras: seabatClap lrrSPOOPY
eric_christian_berg: Mmm, necromorph soup.
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
MegaDosX: #TooSpooky
betweenmyself: Time for them grade-A spoops riffYeti
Gascitygaming: A nice pepperoni and pineapple
Austere_Squire: evening, spoopers
saucemaster5000: aloha to you too
azureHaights: ALL PIZZA IS VALID send tweet
MegaDosX: Nice shirt Ben
Makrosian_Tae: another day another spoop-loon
Orphio333: Pizza-a-rino
Gascitygaming: omg that shirt is great Ben!
patrick_stonecrusher: Nice pineapple skulls
Ferisar: nope
Austere_Squire: wait, are we fighting about pizza?
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eric_christian_berg: Whoop whoop!
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kumatsu: I'm gonna guess not today
mitomanox: Ben's shirt <3
elkae: What a great holey shirt!
saucemaster5000: dead space ends when gandalf arrives
SageofShadowzF: Hawaiian pizza is great
MegaDosX: A whole new part! (Don't you dare close your eyes)
eric_christian_berg: Speedrun!
Makrosian_Tae: "Surely there can only be so much game!"
Ferisar: there's another tentacle section
whitebadgerwolf88: Amazing shirt Ben lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Austere_Squire: ben, your shirt appears to be defying reality and i love it
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you've got a good 4 or 5 hours left
Ferisar: so you're doomed
Makrosian_Tae: If it were me, I would simply win the game
MegaDosX: Be a walking armory
shendaras: WR speedrun holder Ben should be up to this task
ButButTheJesus: what's next week?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the game goes on muich longer than you think
NoxStryx: The worst part of twitch ads is how i cant do anything with settings while they play
keyforgealchemist: More guns, you guys Americans?
Protein_Curry subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 28 months!
Protein_Curry: White pizza with spinach is the best pizza hands down
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Protein_Curry: White pizza with spinach is the best pizza hands down
SnackPak_: of course
saucemaster5000: Yeah, could've just shot her while she fell
hieroglyphica: BEN
MegaDosX: Not sure that's how it works, my guy
keyforgealchemist: Pizza on a pineapple?
Gascitygaming: pepperoni and pineapple tho
Austere_Squire: i desire pizza now
paronomasiac042: hawaiian pizza is, in fact, the best pizza
MegaDosX: Is that why the pineapples today Ben?
GlennSeto: It's true, the Goblin only wears a rubber mask in the comics...
mitomanox: 3rd conditional
Seth_Erickson: It's not the best but it's great
hieroglyphica: Hell yeah brother!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam is CORRECT.
eric_christian_berg: Always wanted to try clam pizza.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
underhill33: cheese is the best
NightValien28: there are my big bois
Austere_Squire: i respect it, adam
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a truly good pie should stand alone.
ButButTheJesus: pineapple and spinach, fruit AND veggie
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keyforgealchemist: White pizza?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: toppings are a crutch.,
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elkae: The whole spectrum: toddler to madman
Seth_Erickson: Cheese is fine but average
saucemaster5000: You can pick off the toppings you peasant
TotallyNotaBeholder: The best pizza is the pizza you like
underhill33: adam is correct
Blakemcm: sick shirt BEN!!!!!
MegaDosX: Adam is allowed to be basic
mnemonicman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months, currently on a 57 month streak!
mnemonicman: Remove pineapple. Embrace the pepperoni.
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gearhead644: Pineapple bacon and hot peppers
dumbo3k: cheese pizza is great, they already have a complex flavor
CururuGuasu: Why have ham and pineapple when you could have ham and mushroom?
Musicsquid: Pizza like Ben’s shirt is improved by Pineapple
keyforgealchemist: Chicago deep dish
Austere_Squire: the best pizza is the pizza you're eating
Nigouki: It's cuz Adam wants to be the one doing the topping Kappa
GhostofJeffGoldblum: if a pizza is only good with toppings, it's a bad pizza.
thefightnerd: its called a plain pizza, not a cheese pizza. pizza is inherent in pizza.
SnackPak_: anchovies or riot
DarknessKingCoH: Yeah but you guys are on Hawaiian pizza's home turf.
NightValien28: cheese is the OG topping
elkae: Adam confirmed large toddler (I kid, plain foods are comfort foods)
jdambr1811: Happy to see my best boys on the Let's Nope
mitomanox: pizzalution
NightValien28: they did
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, depends what you say is the "first pizza"
NightValien28: monkeys were perfect
betweenmyself: Pizookie… Disc based desserts for the win riffYeti
saucemaster5000: name one thing we've added to monkey life
MegaDosX: We've watched you on stream Adam benginSip
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, i study early modern european history
Fe1ix66: Monkeys don't have capitalism
Kramburger: What the fuck are you even arguing about?
Protein_Curry: White pizza is a type of cheese only pizza so adam and i are correct
NightValien28: humans are monkeys with anxiety
AdamYMHMI: I mean, at what point did flatbread become pizza? What was the line that was crossed?
Blakemcm: head empty, happy monkee
Makrosian_Tae: "sorry boss, I can't come into work today. I have stage 1 monkey"
electra310: Twitch is giving me a 30 second ad and I am subbed. That is incorrect, Twitch :P
NoxStryx: Used to get an feta, sardines and garlic pizza with white sauce. Called it the big stinky
Seth_Erickson: That's like saying the best video game was Pac-Man
elkae: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
mitomanox: me
saucemaster5000: we're not supposed to open jars anyway
NoxStryx: Evolution first then banana
carlospolicola: I mean, can *you* open a jar, Adam???
Gascitygaming: puppy monkey baby?
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MegaDosX: Can Ragavan open a jar?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: human babies can't do shit
hieroglyphica: Yeah tbh I can open jars worse than an octopus, these hands ain't shit
SnackPak_: no way
saucemaster5000: Give the baby a gun
gearhead644: Oook oook ya mudders
Seth_Erickson: So are monkey babys
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, octopi can open jars
mitomanox: oh yes
betweenmyself: Whenever I get a jar open it’s usually because a monkey loosened it for me…
Musicsquid: Would a monkey let a guy out of a jar
KeytarCat: I like bonobos. For many reasons
Ferisar: have you seen monkey babies
GlennSeto: The monkey baby domes the human baby with the jar.
blastanos: It's a LRR!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on which monkeys
DaxStrife: You haven't watched "Baby with a gun?"
Fe1ix66: Is the baby American?
eric_christian_berg: Okay, you come across a baby in a jar in the woods...
Protein_Curry: How old is the human baby?
mitomanox: what's a baby
saucemaster5000: Is the baby American?
SaxPython: #America!
frank_the_great: How would a monkey fair in the Savadan Jar dilemma?
Seth_Erickson: Teen human easy
GlennSeto: Yes, even with a gun.
DrThud666: which way is the gun pointed initially?
dumbo3k: the baby would just try to eat it, they seem to instinctually try to put everything in their mouth
paronomasiac042: #hashtag
patrick_stonecrusher: So you come across two jars in the wood, one has a baby and one a monkey...
lochnessseammonster: i hated pineapple on pizza until i worked at a pizza place and now i'm converted PrideLaugh
Blakemcm: monke's are small. chimps and gorillas are big
NoxStryx: Is it an american baby?
MegaDosX: Does depend on what kind of monkey
public_key_reveal_party: Monkey vs baby: next loading ready live?
Blakemcm: its a weightclass issue
lochnessseammonster: seabatOAK seabatOAK seabatOAK
elkae: seabatClap seabatOAK seabatClap ook!
Mr_Horrible: Teen Monkey, the thrilling sequel to Teen Wolf
saucemaster5000: monkey and baby team up, we all lose
mitomanox: ?
GlennSeto: So Ben, are we talking "monkey" or like a chimp?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX That's what I've been saying!
eric_christian_berg: I saw Planet of the Apes. The monkeys win the war.
Dog_of_Myth: BEn
raulghoulia: I for one like this new direction for Let's Nope
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GlennSeto Another good question
Musicsquid: If it’s an American teen they might already have a gun
Mr_Horrible: that human is bleeding out and cannot aim steady
saucemaster5000: It's not Nicolas Cage
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Thefluffiestguineapig: YES THEY CAN
TheMerricat: Have you been That's actually something that happened....
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KeytarCat: Monkey is DQ'd, Human is dead, we've lost our funding
AdamYMHMI: Don't they both lose at that point - neither used the gun?
Misslinnythebaker: *sings* Monkey vs. Robot
GhostofJeffGoldblum: there is a woman who srurvived a chimp literally ripping her face off.
patrick_stonecrusher: Face.... Off
MegaDosX: You probably shouldn't
SnackPak_: Adam is giving monkeys way too much credit
GlennSeto: Don't google that.
YawnLance: Sounds like we need a monkey and a teen
Dog_of_Myth: Monkey don't mess around
Going_Medium: 70 year old human wins... Monkeys only live to around 20... got em.
Seth_Erickson: are we talking apes or monkeys that's the real question
public_key_reveal_party: Quick get Nick cage on the phone
GlennSeto: Nope. Nope. Nope.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Please don't
thatguysteve2709: 10 months wooo
lochnessseammonster: seabatYIKES
SaxPython: Let's Nope
saucemaster5000: Gorilla would adopt baby
DaxStrife: "Monkey Face Bites" is my "Rage Against the Machine" cover band.
gearhead644: Here we go
MegaDosX: A gorilla would kick the ass of basically any human
Mr_Horrible: nah Ben, monkeys will actually fuck you up
keyforgealchemist: Apes or monkeys?
Makrosian_Tae: Oh no
Blakemcm: monkee is smol. teen tear in half
hieroglyphica: Ok look I disagree on his other points, but the face biting one is super accurate
Mr_Horrible: even the little guys can break your arm EASY
Kramburger: This stream has been live for 10 minutyes and we've literally done nothing
ButButTheJesus: rhesus? gibbon?
eric_christian_berg: Chimps are dicks.
SnackPak_: chimps not monkeys
mitomanox: have u ever tried freeing your face from a monkey bite?
Nigouki: chimps will FUCK YOU UP
GhostofJeffGoldblum: chimps are apes, not monkeys.
Kipstar: hope this doesn't awaken anything...
paronomasiac042: chimps are not monkeys
MegaDosX: @Kramburger What else is new?
NotCainNorAbel: @Kramburger Best part of the stream
saucemaster5000: Chimpanzees just sing jazz about how they want fire
Candysniper015: There was a woman who got her face torn off by a pet monkey is the 80’s I believe
KeytarCat: Chimpanzees are awful :(
mitomanox: don't share pics PLEASE
GlennSeto: Chimps are like super soldiers... don't fuck with them.
YawnLance: benginWat
guacxmole: So Adam & Ben which one of you is the pineapple and which is the pizza
MegaDosX: Well that's a vivid image
Makrosian_Tae: lrrSPOOP
elkae: ah the horror begins
Seth_Erickson: Randomly chosen I think human teen wins more often than not.
Orphio333: Ben is definitely pineapple
Ferisar: hi krammy
SnackPak_: sergeWelcome sergeFriend
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ugh, so many opinions and trying to cook dinner!
NotCainNorAbel: welcome @Kramburger
Austere_Squire: not true; they've entertained us
YawnLance: @Kramburger Welcome new friend :)
Dog_of_Myth: Welcome @Kramburger
Makrosian_Tae: Hi Kramburger
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Kramburger welcome to the stream, MATE
kakmize: We've talked about monkeys
jdambr1811: Hi Krammy!
Blakemcm: kramburger, is monkee tie
elkae: Hello Mark, I mean Kram
saucemaster5000: Hello Kramburger
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ButButTheJesus: @Kramburger hewwo
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TheMerricat: Simians that aren't humans WILL fuck you up if you piss them off.
Khasi1596: Did I miss the tweet?
mitomanox: what's a nothing
gearhead644: Welcome kramburger
jdambr1811: It's a Monkey stream
Brozard: whaddup Shovemeat
barbmitzvah: This is what I come here for
Tangsm: This is just the first time Kramburger has listened to you.
Kramburger: It *IS* 10am
MegaDosX: You're just jealous of our dolphins
ogier300: The Ben & Adam show, with occasional "horror" gaming.
demondrinkingtea: @loadingreadyrun stopping in to agree about the Hawiian Pizza thing ok thanks bye
elkae: sergeModLove sergeModLove sergeModLove
GlennSeto: Sad stuff like running out of ammo.
Austere_Squire: what kind of tea is that, Adam?
Juliamon: Your mods say remember to tweet please
saucemaster5000: Hawaii is a real place Adam, respect it
Kramburger: Wow, Ben seeking apporval from twitch chat? You must be desperate
elkae: because humans like to war
mitomanox: chimpanzees might die too?
Seth_Erickson: It's fun to stir the pot
Blakemcm: bad pineapple on pizza can be horrid. if they dont get the liquid out
Ferisar: hahahaha
eric_christian_berg: People are tribal. They like to find hills to die on.
dumbo3k: people like to argue
SnackPak_: Cause Adam keeps pushing cheese pizza on people
MegaDosX: Uh huh
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MegaDosX: Sure Adam
Seth_Erickson: yeah sure cheese pizza man
YawnLance: Adam only rattles the cage with highbrow takes
MegaDosX: benginSip
Ferisar: alright human baby vs pineapple
hieroglyphica: People like to crap on things other people like for some reason
jdambr1811: I love that Ben's skull heads are green and therfore showing the background
elkae: ah yes adam is about sophisticated arguments
GhostofJeffGoldblum: only the finest, artisanal bait for Adam
saucemaster5000: He's too tall for low fruit
KeytarCat: @Blakemcm Bad pineapple is bad
DarknessKingCoH: Hawaiian pizza with pineapple rings or pineapple bits
mitomanox: have u tried chimpanzee pizza?
lochnessseammonster: he could barely finish the sentence PrideLaugh
Kramburger: Especially for Ben, because he's SHORT
hieroglyphica: My take: pepperoni, pineapple, jalapeno (maybe pickled onions, it can be too much)
Orphio333: Bur how!?
yalc321: Dork space?
Mr_Horrible: Beejsort is my favorite algorithm
MegaDosX: Moich
Kramburger: Boof
withwherewithal: Hawaiian Pizza is very good and correct
yalc321: Commerce you say?
Mr_Horrible: the booth will also have Beej
elkae: merch and poop??
Dog_of_Myth: I will be there.
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
yalc321: Will you have cup and shirt?
Austere_Squire: but the horse spit
MegaDosX: That's not nice to say about Beej
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Beej is a reverse centaur, you say
Blakemcm: imma horse all in it
mitomanox: been <3
Mr_Horrible: you just reach in and take something
raulghoulia: Beej selling Horse. got it
Dalrint: I'm not sure I can give money to people who like pineapple pizza....
AdamYMHMI: Beej will be dressed as a horse?!
DarknessKingCoH: I'll be there too!
jdambr1811: The monkey's mouth?
barbmitzvah: I like a pizza
Blakemcm: ben is surrounded by giants
public_key_reveal_party: Short by lrr standards
Mr_Horrible: it's not short, but short for LRR
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben only looks short because LRR is full of enormous people
Kramburger: That's shorter than me, so therefore SHort
Seth_Erickson: It's slightly above average Adam
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
SaxPython: FBtouchdown
GlennSeto: LRRsmen are NOT short.
yalc321: We stan a short king
CaptinOfBeez: Calzones are better!
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: I got my smash cut to bleached white skeleton poster today and its amazing
samwiser_: I am gonna be there, can you sign my merch?!
GhostValv: taller than me ....
lochnessseammonster: you're just surrounded by giants
saucemaster5000: I'm a half inch taller I win! PogChamp PogChamp
Seth_Erickson: 5'8 is the average I believe
PharaohBender27: lrrBEN just seems short because LRR's average height is TALL
patrick_stonecrusher: Normal Sized Ben
Mr_Horrible: the L in LRR stands for "Land of Giants"
eric_christian_berg: Pepperoni, anchovies, and green olives.
Yolysses: Beej, like a mother bird
ButButTheJesus: LRR be lorg
Fe1ix66: Tom cruise is 5'7" and 5'8" is average
dumbo3k: LRR is unfairly skewed height wise
MegaDosX: They Might Be Giants?
jessieimproved: 5 10 is the top of average afaik
Spanked42: How do we feel about honey on pizza?
Ferisar: surrounded by WEAK AND PETTY SOULS
Austere_Squire: Ben just hangs out with adam, who is very tall
elkae: it wasn't the smoking in high school, it was gravity
Thefluffiestguineapig: Uummmm
ogier300: Does that mean they set out a rocking chair for you?
public_key_reveal_party: I don't think that's how gravity works
mister_nibbles: thats not how gravity works Ben LUL
Mr_Horrible: literal Skatch resident Adam Savidan
dougma: Thats not how physics and air pressure work
Blakemcm: gravity is more powerful at sea level
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not how biology works
saucemaster5000: I thought Sask was where the trolls live
SaxPython: Adam is Bigfoot confirmed
Mr_Horrible: no johns, Ben
ButButTheJesus: @Ferisar I read that in Shao Kahn's voice
Kramburger: I think the cigarettes blocked ben's growth
mishrasbauble: its the video games lets nope
NoxStryx: Who picks games for Crossing the Streams? I need to talk up "Last Train Outta Wormtown" to them?
elkae: adam don't die before the game starts!
land_manatee: Ben's a flat earther
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you want the citations?
Mr_Horrible: Ben with the height johns
MegaDosX: Please don't die Adam
Ferisar: @ButButTheJesus it's a mordekaiser quote so close enough honestly
saucemaster5000: follow blue line, shoot
Mai_Andra: from Video James ?
eric_christian_berg: Or a phat earther?
mitomanox: who would win in a fight, a chimpanzee or gravity with a gun?
saucemaster5000: The Earth is a single straight line
SnackPak_: damn globe heads sergeSnerge
Austere_Squire: are we allowed to start fights about round earth in chat?
DeM0nFiRe: Some people are, it's called lying down
Mr_Horrible: why aren't I slipping off all the time?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you don't know that I'm not sideways right now
Ferisar: checkmate globeheads
TotallyNotaBeholder: I'm laying down right now, does that count?
kumatsu: but Ben I am sideways right now
ButButTheJesus: if you zoom out enough they are?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is not how gravity of large bodies works
TheMerricat: I'm sideways right now
Valbatross_: Australians just still upside down if they come here
elkae: that's what they call non flat earthers
xantos69: Um... so apparently you have never seen an Australians's feet. They are claws that grip them onto the bottom of the earth so they DON'T fall off.
elkae: for real
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends if you call the UK god or not
dougma: tilted... I see what you did there
saucemaster5000: Where hamburgers eat people?
MegaDosX: Fuck Flat Earthers, send tweet
GlennSeto: I think the British put most Australians where they are now.
NoxStryx: I don't believe in a flat earth, because flattery gets you nowhere
SnackPak_: yup
Mr_Horrible: they're not the brightest bunch
Austere_Squire: Sensible
ButButTheJesus: @NoxStryx :D
saucemaster5000: Gods
Mr_Horrible: but "globehead" has good mouthfeel
PharaohBender27: They do
DarknessKingCoH: Aren't they just Ballers
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GlennSeto Yup, actually lots of peoples around the world unfortunately
elkae: i highly recommend the podcast oh no ross and carrie and their investigation into flat eartherism
hieroglyphica: @xantos69 Is that why they're always wearing thongs? 🩴
Inquisitor_Xian: I think the earth is a cube
Inquisitor_Xian: many edges
Thefluffiestguineapig: @elkae Very good episodes
GlennSeto: @Thefluffiestguineapig True, true.
KingOfDoma: Cheer500 Just stopping by to say Hawaiian is delicious. Happy streaming, fellas
elkae: yes!
patrick_stonecrusher: 1. Pineapple best pizza topping. 2. Pineapple is on Earth. QED Earth is pizza and therefore round and flat.
betweenmyself: To be fair my head is indeed roughly globe shaped…
xantos69: @hieroglyphica I see you are also enlightened.
PharaohBender27: Dan Olson did a YT essay about flat eartherism
saucemaster5000: getting bits for the good take
Mr_Horrible: "If you're real" LUL
SaggyJello89: Oh no the Phyrexians made it to space
Austere_Squire: based on how well everyone else we've seen on the other side of glass, i don't like this guy's chances
Kramburger: Yikes
saucemaster5000: Tastes like baneener
Mr_Horrible: it's a hive, full of minds
Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher Can I take that and post it in a group chat with my friends with just attribution to LRR chat?
MegaDosX: Fun fact, the artificial banana flavour is based on a type of banana that once existed but is now extinct
Mai_Andra: "banana chocolate" =(
Austere_Squire: i messed those words up but oh well
Austere_Squire: i suspect this man will die
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mai_Andra If it's a dessert pizza maybe
elkae: ook?
Mr_Horrible: it's because *I* want chocolate banana something
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a banana killed my whole village
patrick_stonecrusher: @thefluffiestguineapig go for it SeemsGood
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's why i became a level 1 warrior
MrSarkhan: Dang I was late for spoop time
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum on a tuesday?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah
Mai_Andra: naw, it just sounds nasty xivMorbol
MegaDosX: Too bad that cultivar is extinct
Mr_Horrible: isn't the thing that they used to?
saucemaster5000: M. Banison
Thefluffiestguineapig: SO GROSS
hieroglyphica: You can still buy the old style bananas, but they have to be grown in extremely careful conditions
Gascitygaming: banana penecillin!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @MegaDosX they didn't actaully taste like that, anyway
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's marketing
jdambr1811: They kinda do. Regular bananas died out a long time ago.
lochnessseammonster: banana popsicles OP
Mr_Horrible: Dr. Feelgood injecting Ben with banana foam, "for health"
neisan2112: That sounds like a bar with banana syringe shots
saucemaster5000: @lochnessseammonster YES
Cptasparagus: Victoria's Ooh?
ButButTheJesus: are the other patients going ook ook
hieroglyphica: They're not technically extinct, and they're generally engineering resistance to the banana bought into them as we speak!
lamina5432: did you know that theres an extinct banana that apparently tasted better than the ones we have
elkae: banana anything is generally putt-putt bleh to me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Actual frozen bananas covered in chocolate is best
Mr_Horrible: banana smoothie/milkshake I absolutely fuck wth
CaptinOfBeez: mmmm Gros Miche;
112 raiders from benjamin_wheeler have joined!
NotCainNorAbel: it is a lovely shirt
land_manatee: I only like green bananas
Mr_Horrible: give me the blended long fruit
GhostofJeffGoldblum: howdy rodeo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Raid!
MegaDosX: Raiders!
elkae: uh oh it's the rodeo
hieroglyphica: But the surviving population is VANISHINGLY small, like college labs kind of small
Mai_Andra: That's where they store the jumping beans.
gualdhar: I just noticed, Ben's shirt is messing up the green screen
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
MegaDosX: What.
SnackPak_: sergeOwl
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hwat on flat earth
elkae: wtf PrideLaugh
OhaiMireiya: that's weird
Austere_Squire: Huh. That's... weird
Seth_Erickson: insane
saucemaster5000: Sorry, had to check for my milkshake poll
Makrosian_Tae: uhhhhhh
Mr_Horrible: that man failed his scavenger hunt
betweenmyself: Those pink tubes of Amoxicillin be the best medicine ever created riffYeti
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica Yeah, if theres a pathogen, bananas are screwed
ButButTheJesus: stranger danger
frank_the_great: Ben, you failed the milkshake test
land_manatee: Mans was jonesing for a milkshake
Blakemcm: tying to see if the milkshake machine was workin
mick_myage: final destination shit incoming
NotCainNorAbel: he was looking for a contact
drcthulu: That's weird, maybe he was a fan and just wanted a reason to talk to you but is shy
BrowneePoints: probably seeing if the shake machine was working
kumatsu: they told him the milkshake machine was down and he thought they were lieing
Mr_Horrible: Anton Chirgurh asking Ben if he's drinking a milkshake
MegaDosX: Maybe he's a spy and that was a code phrase
eric_christian_berg: You are not the CIA agent he was looking for.
saucemaster5000: you would've won a billion dollars
UnkeptFlea: gotta reload the save to find out
thatguysteve2709: Great movie
Mr_Horrible: bad news, Ben. John Lennon's already dead
NotCainNorAbel: no, it is like tickling yourself
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Alucard activated himself in Helsing so clearly yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends if you are a host or not
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that is the nerdiest thing I've ever said
BrowneePoints: That's called mastu benginBonk mattlrBonk octoBonka
Austere_Squire: maybe that was the passcode for the cool parties
saucemaster5000: I mean, winter soldier does it two, three times a day
kumatsu: yo we should play Spy Party
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bernard learns to activate himself
frank_the_great: That Italian family sure is quiet
patrick_stonecrusher: I activate myself all the time 😏
mick_myage: what if your activation phrase ends up in some really catchy song and you are just signing it all the time
MegaDosX: Calm your mind. You know what's best. What's best is you comply. Compliance will be rewarded.
DaxStrife: Winter Solider walks into a bakery, hears the wrong word and is like "Whoops, here I go killing again."
GlennSeto: "I'm sorry, Steve..." *blam*blam*blam*
Yolysses: Maybe it was just the illusion of choice…
OhaiMireiya: you were supposed to tell them "the crows fly at midnight"
Morrigan9: i thought the boss woman let him activate certain levels?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "I'm Ben, and this is my son Neb."
MegaDosX: "It's so clever!"
BrowneePoints: I mean it all comes from folks copying Castlevania
saucemaster5000: It's dracula BACKWARDS????
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also depends on what you mean by "activate" because a lot of people have conditioned themselves to have triggers to relax
BrowneePoints: his ACTUAL name is Adrian Tepes
Morrigan9: or was that the 13 episode run?
betweenmyself: Confirmed, Alucard is a reverse doctor! riffGasp
Austere_Squire: i mean, i feel like naming your son your name backwards is better than naming your son just your name again
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "howdy, I'm Jim Acula the vampire"
shamblingkrenshar: He's a vampire, not a wordsmith. Give Dracula a break. Naming kids is hard.
Makrosian_Tae: To Blaith
UnkeptFlea: Dracula Jr doesnt have the same zing i guess
Mr_Horrible: Dracula already doesn't have a high opinion of humans, he probably didn't think they were smart enough to figure it out
saucemaster5000: Nilbog backwards....
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I would watch/read that
a_pidgeon: Kevin Acula
eric_christian_berg: Blade's son, Edalb.
laundreydhull: Does Marvel also have a "Blake"?
Mr_Horrible: Cayden Tepes
Mr_Horrible: Brayden Tepes
SquareDotCube: you know, Dracula is best served Alucard
SaggyJello89: I am dracula, lord ofthe night. And this is my son Brayden
Thefluffiestguineapig: @laundreydhull Depends whether you want real names or just the super names
Steel_Wish: Just finished reading March of the Machines
Cptasparagus: Releehw Neb
saucemaster5000: sebulba!
MegaDosX: Credits will do fine *wave hand*
Steel_Wish: And what is available of the Aftermath
Mr_Horrible: no skin, no mojo, no prospects
Steel_Wish: Shit is rough
elkae: no skin = no need for sunscreen seabatBRAIN
NotCainNorAbel: meat boy!
raulghoulia: beard but no skin
saucemaster5000: I have no skin... in this game!! benginUrgh benginUrgh FBtouchdown PogChamp
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Wait, so is that backwards some SW reference I don't get?
BrowneePoints: oh woah I didn't even recognize this section
BrowneePoints: they completely changed it!
laundreydhull: imminently expecting chat to skip right onto Renfield
Mr_Horrible: Dwayne "The Obelisk" Johnson
barbmitzvah: Had to go rewatch that "I drink your milkshake" scene
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 don't you know the story of darth ablubes?
KeytarCat: Fol-low Obelisk, Follow it Follow it OBELISK....OBELISK
elkae: that scans so well wtf
Steel_Wish: How many Dwayne Johnson "rock" jokes can we come up with
BrowneePoints: it sends out a psychic signal
spurius: space magic
Boon_33: power of the `lisk
laundreydhull: "The Obelisk" Torments...
Seth_Erickson: it's an alien lifefrom basically
MegaDosX: Science says that it's magic, probably
BrowneePoints: and sends out those little wormy things
GlennSeto: Some kind of signal, yeah.
Dalrint: It gives off an 'energy field' they said in 2, I think?
DaxStrife: Eldritch space power.
frank_the_great: A Space Wizard did it
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
blip2004: it sends out a signal that messes with your brain and then your flesh after you die
MegaDosX: It could be microorganisms that live in the rock that come out and mutate people for all we know
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Are you meaning that its like the BROWN STONE SPIRE?
BrowneePoints: the little wormy things is the first stage that start the mutations
LordZarano: Midichlorians
Boon_33: handwavium
saucemaster5000: Fucking wizard astronauts
Mr_Horrible: "a techpriest did it"
SpoonfullOfSugar: It's made of Handwavium
BrowneePoints: it then sends out a psychic signal that alters living tissue
MegaDosX: I think the correct answer is "don't think about it :) "
theamc2000: Hi
KeytarCat: @elkae I didn't go to music school for nothing! I went for 14k/year and it wasn't worth it!
AdamYMHMI: Nano-string-theory-chaos-guffins
laundreydhull: nononono
theamc2000: Cool spooky shirt Ben
shendaras: Ben's trying to build one, I think.
laundreydhull: I catually, Don't want to know!
shamblingkrenshar: The correct answer is "It just works"
laundreydhull: *I actually don't
Mr_Horrible: tweet that question and see how fast someone corrects you that it's called "The Marker"
NotCainNorAbel: It's like the Oldies station
saucemaster5000: Is it AM or FM?
BrowneePoints: that's part of the later stage
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Ah, my bad, it slipped my mind from those second sith wars novels lrrAWESOME
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it doesn't change alive people, it just makes their brain get all wonked
Steel_Wish: The Power of the Gods
betweenmyself: Because Event Horizon.
MegaDosX: @saucemaster5000 ULF
GlennSeto: Living people just go bananas.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GlennSeto We have come full circle!
Cptasparagus: oh thats the trick, you need to not have brain nerves
Dalrint: It sounds like it causes psychosis...
Mr_Horrible: affected individuals experience delusions of the movie "Event Horizon"
saucemaster5000: So it's just NPR
Seth_Erickson: yeah
barbmitzvah: Good thing twitch chat and I have smooth brain no nerves
Mr_Horrible: Scarecrow is king here
elkae: ben
Seth_Erickson: but chances you don't have a brain and aren't dead flesh are pretty low I think
spurius: fry is probable immune
Thefluffiestguineapig: @barbmitzvah Are you a secret koala?
GlennSeto: As evidenced by the ship not mutating, correct. Kappa
Steel_Wish: This is like the Flood from Halo but with more psychological impact
barbmitzvah: @barbmitzvah yummy leaf?
laundreydhull: The Obelisk insert is that Chaos literary/serialized device that I don't like being brought up in things I watch or read.
El_Funko: Why isn't Wheelers community called the Wheelies?
Mr_Horrible: flashbacks to firing a grenade point blank at Mr. X
BrowneePoints: early stage it sends out the little worm things, those change the tissue, when it's active for a while and the biomass becomes bigger it starts affecting tissue all by itself, like at the end of 2 @LoadingReadyRun
betweenmyself: This sounds like fertile ground for Scarecrow from Oz main character fan fic.
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible oh no... I have delusions that Lawrence Fishburn's chair in that movie is the best chair ever
frank_the_great: Wheeler's been playing a Pokemon Fusion game that seems right up Ben's alley
Cptasparagus: @El_Funko I thought they changed it to the Fleshwheelers
Thefluffiestguineapig: @laundreydhull The convenience device so the people designing the world didn't have to do the work to figure it out?
Mr_Horrible: Live Laugh Obelisk
Earthenone: shouldent they be called the wheelie breakers?
Dalrint: You have to kill the regenerator
BrowneePoints: yea, the hordes of the floppy finger worm things
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I forgot about this part. this part is hard.
DarknessKingCoH: @Mr_Horrible That's probably because it is.
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible I honestly can't remember his chair but the Obelisk says I must believe you
BrowneePoints: yea this gave ben and adam trouble the first time around
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Wheeler’s fans/raiding party should be called Wheelerinos. I don’t know why, but it feels right.
Mr_Horrible: did anyone ever make a Nekomorph mod for the original of this?
GlennSeto: The final stage of Marker affliction is a acute case of rippin' off Mass Effect.
El_Funko: Gross space monsters and life comes at you fast
BrowneePoints: I specifically remember this room giving Ben HELL the first time through
BrowneePoints: 3 years ago
frank_the_great: Yep
BrowneePoints: I was looking at the discord
MegaDosX: Hey Ben remember Ditmime?
BrowneePoints: you played it april of 2020
MegaDosX: And Wigglyma?
saucemaster5000: oh wow. Beat it already, like a real gamer
Mr_Horrible: every grimer/muk fusion is still cursed as hell
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can someone explain that to me?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fusion pokemon game thing?
BrowneePoints: Also Adam would get a kick out of Infinite Fusion. It's exactly his brand of Cursed
Mr_Horrible: it's just another giant pokemon mod
mowdownjoe: @MegaDosX PRAISE WIGGLYMA
Mr_Horrible: mashes up mons into new mons
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible Ah, thank you
BrowneePoints: Massive fan game that was started in 2015 @Thefluffiestguineapig
MegaDosX: Oh and Lickickle
saucemaster5000: @MegaDosX please tell me you made that one up
MegaDosX: @saucemaster5000 Nope! Fusion of Lickitung and Shuckle, which was just Shuckle but tongues coming out of the holes in its shell
Mr_Horrible: I feel like the remake has been even more shameless about just spawning shit behind you?
raulghoulia: Nercromorphs are rude
GlennSeto: Suddenly Other M.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Probably runs better than Scarlet and Violet
Thefluffiestguineapig: By a country mile
saucemaster5000: @MegaDosX holy shit. Can I have one? For... uh... reasons?
BrowneePoints: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm not the one to make LOL Scar Vi bad jokes to
MegaDosX: @saucemaster5000 Gotta play Infinite Fusion I guess :p
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the guys in the body suits only take damage to their head and arms
betweenmyself: Slam Pokemon together hard enough that they combine into a new Pokemon, releasing tremendous energy as a result.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints I actually like the game content and some of the designs are cool. For me it fell down in optimization
elkae: half the noises in this are from Taz the Tasmanian devil
frank_the_great: Whoops
Thefluffiestguineapig: The motorcyle thing is super cool to me
Mr_Horrible: what is even your objective here?
MegaDosX: A wizard did it
frank_the_great: Science this time
BrowneePoints: I think you get him in the tram or ignite it with the engines
Thefluffiestguineapig: So science wizard?
Steel_Wish: Stellaris has some space wizards, there could be a connection
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you don't kill him by shooting him
Mr_Horrible: yeah, I'd assume a set-piece death
GhostofJeffGoldblum: but I don't want to backseat
saucemaster5000: maybe we need a chimpanzee?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: well, that's always the case
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Yup, some kind of dismemberment specialist
BrowneePoints: wait is this the one you torch him with the tram engines!?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yes
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you dismember him behind it and turn them on in the side room
BrowneePoints: Aha I remembered a thing from the first playthrough!
Thefluffiestguineapig: No ticket no ride!
betweenmyself: Why you gotta throw stuff at Meat Boy? He just lookin for his lady love Bandage Girl BloodTrail
frank_the_great: The only Dead Space game I've played was the first one for the Wii. It's been several years, but I think I had trouble here before
GhostofJeffGoldblum: regenerate THIS
raulghoulia: OSHA!
Mr_Horrible: "I wanted a tan but this is ridiculous"
saucemaster5000: not the worst way you can get fired
ButButTheJesus: it werfs flammen!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: do you want to know what happens to an infinitely regenerating zombie when it gets hit by a rocket engine? the same as everything else.
betweenmyself: SURPRISE TENTACLE!
adept_nekomancer: Tentacles: never not a problem
GlennSeto: Promised what you dingus?
neisan2112: I didn't think I would be sacrificed to the Rock, says man who voted for sacrificing people to the Rock.
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I heard there was mutiple takes of that line. And for some reason they thought that was the best one PrideLaugh
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
frank_the_great: WAit, I touchdowned too early
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I mean it is great, but not for the reasons they think
Mr_Horrible: "Kill the hunter" dazePain
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I think you killed it like half a second too late
lochnessseammonster: jlrrCoolgame
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mandatory cutscene rewatch
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Kramburger: Just use The Good Gun™
MegaDosX: Meester Clarke!
saucemaster5000: Everyone is shockingly chill with this situation
quatoria: hahaha sure buddy
quatoria: we're all getting out of here, and then we're gonna go for gyros
Mr_Horrible: meeeester clarkedy
Steel_Wish: U N S K I P P A B L E C U T S C E N E S
Thefluffiestguineapig: Get that post fight schwarma
Mr_Horrible: another necromorph, must be a Tuesday
elkae: it's called d i s s o c i a t i o n PrideUwu
GlennSeto: That or catatonic.
betweenmyself: Can’t wait til they get around to RE4 Remake pennyWhat
eric_christian_berg: Or it becomes a weird kink.
elkae: mhm
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Mr_Horrible: "Look, I'm insane too"
Steel_Wish: RE4 remake, can't wait for all the bad sexual jokes
Mr_Horrible: "into... into... LINE!"
BrowneePoints: Leon S Kennedy, the S stands for Sex
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, stressful situations can trigger a flat affect in order to facilitate getting out of the situation. Or it's just bad acting
GlennSeto: "It looks ... like a giant hamburger."
Mr_Horrible: no
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah
saucemaster5000: From salazar
BrowneePoints: that man gets pegged on the regs
Mr_Horrible: everyone wants to fuck Leon but Leon only wants to fuck Ada
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did we take the advice of put all the other guns away so only contact ammo is dropped?
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elkae: like what, ben
GhostofJeffGoldblum: now RE does have an incel, and it's Chris Redfield.
elkae: oh noooo
Makrosian_Tae: "Say Leon I need you!"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no one has ever fucked Chris Redfield.
GlennSeto: Only after the deed.
BrowneePoints: Chris Redfield is NOT an incel
saucemaster5000: I'd go on one date with Leon, make him pay, tell him to get the car then leave
Mr_Horrible: Redfield is absolutely volcel
GlennSeto: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Oh, that would explain so much.
betweenmyself: So VASCULAR
Steel_Wish: No way Sheva didn't get pounded by Chris at least once
BrowneePoints: Chris is Homoromantic Ace 100%
GhostofJeffGoldblum: he's big but then he talks for 3 seconds
Musicsquid: Chris and Leon fuck eachother, cmon people
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no one can stay horned up when Chris Redfield talks
saucemaster5000: I'll leave a note "For salazar"
BrowneePoints: I mean Adam, his name is Leon S Kennedy, the S stands for Sex
Mr_Horrible: yeah, and his feelings are gonna be "bad" when I don't call him back the next day
MegaDosX: But what is their ship name?
YawnLance: Probably nothing don't worry about it
GlennSeto: They bicker enough in the movies, so yeah.
drcthulu: Leon is a real video game Himbo, with pixel and dialogue
BrowneePoints: Reddedy
Steel_Wish: Bros help bros
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chreon
BrowneePoints: Kenfield?
Mr_Horrible: LUL
MegaDosX: Kenfield sounds correct, yeah
betweenmyself: Somewhere a sting of ones and zeroes that thinks of itself as Leon S Kennedy is softly weeping to itself for your hurtful rhetoric BibleThump
drcthulu: I approve the kill it with fire
betweenmyself: *a string
SpleenLord: Hello gents and chat. Is the space dead yet?
Mr_Horrible: "IDK some nerd shit"
baronsamedi23: joltyaNice joltyaNice joltyaNice joltyaNice joltyaNice
Mr_Horrible: I feel like the Hive Mind probably beat you to it
TherapyforNarwhals: Alex Mercer? We playin prototype?
BrowneePoints: Chris is 100% Homoromantic Gray Ace and Leon is the largest Bi Sub on the planet
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can go ahead of me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Get bent
Steel_Wish: Leon def into pegging
Steel_Wish: On jah
shurtal: "First", there engamement
Mr_Horrible: I do appreciate that they've saved the Spooky Insanity Filter for this moment
BrowneePoints: You asked
elkae: as opposed to....?
Mr_Horrible: admirable restraint for a AAA game
Kramburger: Get the hose
baronsamedi23: delthe3TW3RK delthe3TW3RK delthe3TW3RK delthe3TW3RK delthe3TW3RK delthe3TW3RK
betweenmyself: ohnoWiggle
Steel_Wish: lrrSPOOP
saucemaster5000: we took the low hanging Leon
elkae: like i can be demi-ace and make horny jokes, it's my right as a gamer
lochnessseammonster: reasonable request
YawnLance: Heh maximum load tqsSmug
BrowneePoints: why was it walking like it sat weird and its legs fell asleep?
Mr_Horrible: Checking OneBus for the Ishimura tram schedule and the app just starts screaming at me
Steel_Wish: Marker lookin juiced
shurtal: so how many Obelisk the Tormentor jokes have been made?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the ones iwth pants have invuleranle legs btw
GhostofJeffGoldblum: gotta shoot their head and arms
Mr_Horrible: shurtal weirdly I'm pretty sure that's the first
GlennSeto: Obelisk been converging outside cheat day.
shurtal: @Mr_Horrible i'm simultaneously proud of chat, and disappointed
Mr_Horrible: ~~~can we get much higherrrrrr~~~
raulghoulia: this is getting out of hand
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Steel_Wish: [Insert Prequel meme here]
Mr_Horrible: "ow. ow. ow QUIT THAT"
Darleysam: get a ladder this
RonaldMcDownload: looks like you were a step ahead of him
saucemaster5000: for safety
shurtal: wonder if they built this marker on rock and roll....
RonaldMcDownload: you really rung his bell
betweenmyself: The tentacles are like uvulae with mouths pennyWhat
ButButTheJesus: heyooo
Steel_Wish: Fiddlesticks mains punching air rn
shurtal: man, i really wanna buy SF6, go online on day one, and see how many wins i can get just by doing the ol' flowchart Ken
TheWriterAleph: well, when a mommy necromorph and a daddy necromorph...
Mr_Horrible: "Local Nasus player mocks another champion's mechanical complexity"
Mr_Horrible: Kappa
saucemaster5000: Biology 101
saucemaster5000: Achitecture 101
skrt_01: For those who care, 3-2 Florida after the second period
Mr_Horrible: this monster has a small exhaust port only 2 meters wide
Sogheim: wait the star wars guy?
raulghoulia: Mads Mikkelson is why
kumatsu: space magic
MegaDosX: F
DaxStrife: Wasn't that the whole plot of Rogue One?
BrowneePoints: OH
BrowneePoints: Galen Erso
GhostofJeffGoldblum: well to be fair that was on purpose according to Rogue One
GhostofJeffGoldblum: he was trying to get it bvlowed up
Mr_Horrible: nah, that's against regulations
MegaDosX: That was explained in Rogue One
shurtal: cover the shame hole
saucemaster5000: They made a whole movie explaining that plothole
BrowneePoints: Nope not taking that bait
Makrosian_Tae: HOT TAKES
Steel_Wish: Geonosians always plan with a small tunnel in mind
Mr_Horrible: Death Star was still a union job
BrowneePoints: not even once
Darleysam: because "we need to systematically dismantle their power structures and reinstate democracy" doesn't test as well with audiences
GhostValv: that's bait
Mr_Horrible: got follow regs
MegaDosX: Gr8 b8 m8 I r8 it 8/8
ICitizenErasedI: jeez guys stop victim blaming the DEATH STAR
SquareDotCube: how else will you vent the plasma
mrjujubeans: It was newly built
Khasi1596: 'no low-hanging fruit' huh?
RonaldMcDownload: it's an exhaust port, gonna overheat if you cover it
BrowneePoints: They murdered his wife and forced him to design it
SpleenLord: Admittedly the torpedo flies at a right angle after entering the exhaust tube
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Rhynerd: The prequel wrote it off as “the designer they kidnapped to finish it put the weakpoint in out of spite”
MegaDosX: He was press-ganged into helping finishing it
itomeshi: Holy cow, the MOMENT I open the stream, you say Star Wars sucks, and @starwarsthx1138 hears.
shurtal: are you Team Edward, Team Jacob, or Team Empire?
saucemaster5000: He was a game dev
lochnessseammonster: pretty much PrideLaugh
kumatsu: @itomeshi she finally gets to hear the truth KappaHD
betweenmyself: Should have made several hundred weak points whose individual destruction would only slightly hamper proper planet destruction operations.
DudelidouX: There's barely double check now
MegaDosX: The Emperor was all about delegation
Steel_Wish: Based
Mr_Horrible: he was a genius and also Mads Mikkelsen, are YOU gonna check his work?
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ButButTheJesus: accountability? in giant space business?
Juliamon: it's still May 2/3, he's allowed to dunk on Star Wars
ogier300: Working in gov't, no, there's no one double checking his plans.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "why is this labeled 'destruction vent, shoot torpedo here' seems like a weird name for a component" "he said it was a tehcnical term"
ICitizenErasedI: have you guys worked for the government before?
MegaDosX: And all of the good middle managers got themselves choked out by Vader
Darleysam: "do we REALLY need a bomb at the middle of this thing?" "oh for sure, yeah"
kakmize: You want to check every vent on a planet sized station?
Morrigan9: i mean, you want the president checking bridge or dam designs?
Steel_Wish: Vampire gang where you at
kumatsu: team beat up the guy who imprints on the literal baby
SquareDotCube: Team Wiggins. :p
ogier300: There's just a bunch of people concerned he gets his time sheets in on time.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the baseball scene IS perfect
Phailhammer: "You clearly just don't understand his genius!" lrrBEEJ
saucemaster5000: I'm team going up the hill like kermit the frog
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fact
blip2004: In the EU the Emperor killed the guy over and over whenever he failed at making the death star
Mr_Horrible: the baseball game and the battle in the last movie are still goated scenes
SquareDotCube: There's games, sort of
mrjujubeans: It IS a space opera
Morrigan9: that episode of samurai champloo
Sogheim: Yamcha would totally rule superhuman baseball
land_manatee: Really undercuts the arrogance of the Empire in believing they didn't need to worry about a bunch of scrappy fighters. Shame.
Inquisitor_Xian: Ben have you ever heard of Blood Bowl? its like that but for football
KeytarCat: If all the other engineers are bad or ambivalent, you can get a lot through the process
MegaDosX: Zeus turns into a goose so he can fuck the pitcher
itomeshi: @itomeshi lrrWOW
Going_Medium: Scott Sigler does a good Aliens play football series.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the idea that fate can just say "Hey, groom your future fated spouse"
Valbatross_: I don't think I needed an entire movie to explain to me why the death star has a weak point
saucemaster5000: What a curveball
GlennSeto: Nothing in the rules that says he can't.
Juliamon: (if anyone wants a non-shounen-dreck baseball anime rec, One Outs is amazing)
patrick_stonecrusher: Oh what a feelin
OhaiMireiya: oh our head fell off
ButButTheJesus: ceiling baby, much worse than ceiling egg
mrjujubeans: Trainspotting?
OhaiMireiya: that doesn't seem good
betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun There’s an episode of My Hero Academia with super human baseball…
Mr_Horrible: Valbatross_ well it's a good thing the movie had more a story than just communicating that OpieOP
Sogheim: wow for a head explosion that was really clean cut
elkae: don't sit on people in hockey
BrowneePoints: YEP
BrowneePoints: GET THEIR ASS
saucemaster5000: when do we get Smash T.V. IRL?
MegaDosX: Shots fired
GhostofJeffGoldblum: exchschuuuse me i believe you mean boku no hero academia
darkhalcyon: Blaseball kinda counts?
betweenmyself: True enough
BrowneePoints: Green Naruto and Angry Sasuke lookin ass
AtomicAlchemical: consider my butt roasted
itomeshi: Is there anyone they aren't picking a fight with today? :D
Mr_Horrible: but did you Cut Off Their Limbs, Ben?
elkae: never
MegaDosX: Not enough bulat
Mr_Horrible: hmmmmmm?
Steel_Wish: One piece would like to know your location
saucemaster5000: @itomeshi the necromorphs
BrowneePoints: Finland
BrowneePoints: Finland is safe today
Boon_33: shoot the limbs :)
Mr_Horrible: oh no, we're getting Meta
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @itomeshi got thbey ass
raulghoulia: musicals
kakmize: cats vs dogs
MegaDosX: "Them's fightin' words" - Adam, probably
baronsamedi23: james
elkae: adam, man who has never gotten in a fight, picking fights all day long
Sogheim: for Canadians, y'all are awfully punchy for not being on the ice
Rhynerd: Me
Seth_Erickson: You know I heard Ted Lasso was good
OhaiMireiya: they got a bad case of spaghetti walls
lochnessseammonster: punchy let's nope is the best PrideLaugh
saucemaster5000: Don't you dare fight Ted Lasso
BrowneePoints: Ben is punchy. That's why he's wearing a Skull shirt
Mr_Horrible: he's being very Bentagonistic
elkae: man who yelled "STAR WARS SUCKS"
kakmize: gaslight, gatekeep, girlboss
Makrosian_Tae: Be the villain you want to see in the world
patrick_stonecrusher: I heard Forrest Gump was mediocre
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben "Instigator" Ulmer
GlennSeto: Yeah, why are you taking Adam's thing?
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betweenmyself: Haven’t thrown any shade at Taylor Swift today riffYeti
Steel_Wish: Ben is Dr. Evil if the Austin Powers movie was made by Canadians
frank_the_great: I too like TV
frank_the_great: MY current fixation is Barry
saucemaster5000: James likes something that's not Aaron Sorkin or some marvel bs?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends on the TV
GhostValv: D:
MegaDosX: What.
Rhynerd: Lies
Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
BrowneePoints: Mr Producer you've gone too far
Mr_Horrible: James "Big Meanie" Turner
saucemaster5000: I thought it was a command to be Away From Keyboard!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's 6 pm James is asleep
BrowneePoints: wait people watch Mine o Clock?
Rhynerd: AFK is one of my standard views.
lamina5432: it's just the afk's james is on
Thefluffiestguineapig: Maybe no one watches Mine O' Clock, SIR
GhostofJeffGoldblum: he has to get up at 4 am to stare at an owl
SquareDotCube: Punish James with 100 mandatory AFK sessions
Darleysam: but Ben, the BEES update!
frank_the_great: Imagine saying something inflametory to garner engagement
Musicsquid: Now if only you could play board games in a hole that would bring in the views
Steel_Wish: James watching hackey then jamming some more MOM drafts
adept_nekomancer: Also possibly horses!
MegaDosX: critroleHellobees
saucemaster5000: they finished minecraft!???
Mr_Horrible: they've Minecrafted Through All Ages
BrowneePoints: Minecraft Legumes
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints PrideLaugh
RonaldMcDownload: is there mining or crafting in it?
BrowneePoints: It's like the Horde/Groupie sections of Brutal Legend
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that the one which might have a bunch of new kinds of Hoglins?
Rhynerd: How close is that game to Tooth & Tail?
SquareDotCube: bonk
saucemaster5000: I can beat minecraft easily!
shurtal: it's like "Beating" legos
Seth_Erickson: I'm waiting for the Minecraft Pill Bug update before I play it.
shendaras: Like completing the campaign in PoE, the real work begins after.
Mr_Horrible: Minecraft is a game you get a hankering for once a year, go ham on a server with friends for like 2 weeks, then put down until next year
patrick_stonecrusher: It's like beating Legos
saucemaster5000: In minecraft
GhostofJeffGoldblum: his b ody and legsn are ilvunerable because of the suit
Going_Medium: It seems a little like beating gardening, or knitting....
Rootpotato: why do you think he's litterally mining chunks. there's nothing left Kappa
GhostofJeffGoldblum: gotta shoot the head and arms
Mr_Horrible: I think they've got the military armor on the legs?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher Yeah, you can finish a certain thing but that is not all of Lego
Mr_Horrible: and that's why they're tanky?
BrowneePoints: that guy has the kinda thighs SZA sang about
GhostofJeffGoldblum: shamefully, yes
Steel_Wish: No shoot only whack
patrick_stonecrusher: @shurtal same brain same brain
7gorobei: that's what happens when you never skip leg day
SaggyJello89: average peloton user
Sogheim: I don't play this game, I pay people to play the game for me
Mr_Horrible: that's the dorsal flenser, Ben
BrowneePoints: overcosted cycles
Kramburger: Dilt Bifferent
elkae: if you have to ask, it's probably a dick
BrowneePoints: with a nearly Crossfit level of cult
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's the thing that Joe Biden does
Valbatross_: with like, internet classes
Darleysam: someone decided you could do DLC and season passes for exercise bikes
ShaneLeeAtk: Pelaton? Maker of killer treadmills?
Steel_Wish: Dwayne Johnson looks directly at you and says random shit
adept_nekomancer: "What if we glued a bike to the ground, gave it wi-fi, and charged 4 figures for it?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: They had to create a specific thing so he could use his Peleton in the White House without creating a security risk
Mr_Horrible: LUL
elkae: what a gamer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that is.......something
Mr_Horrible: he's cracked the code
saucemaster5000: That explains why I keep beating his ass
r10pez10: is this like the fitbits on military bases thing
lochnessseammonster: seabatBRAIN
Ferisar: i used to watch this stream on an exercise bike
lochnessseammonster: but also no thank you
Mr_Horrible: play a Civ game on the bike
lackingsanity: Dots 2
OhaiMireiya: I tried playing animal crossing while walking and nearly got killed
BrowneePoints: Ben is gonna play Puck and Slark and get iron buns at the same time
KeytarCat: Minecraft Legends is a large map conquest strategy RPG. It has fort building and resource extraction
Ferisar: a long a string of profanities
Ferisar: gamer
Musicsquid: 3rd playthrough of Elden Ring only allowed to do it on a bike
Kramburger: Do a mythic key on a treadmill
elkae: But Adam how will you beat Scott N if you don't play games while you work out
Morrigan9: or que a magic game playing control
gualdhar: I saw a streamer using an under-desk eliptical machine while playing video games, it was crazy
Steel_Wish: You play games of Civ on the bike
Mr_Horrible: if you cut him, does a Gamer not bleed?
SaggyJello89: You've tried Switch on the bike, now try Steamdeck while running a marathon
LordZarano: Brian David Gilbert has a stream where he bikes while gaming
Makrosian_Tae: A gamer
frank_the_great: Play CIV, but do a curl per turn
SaggyJello89: ^
Mr_Horrible: it's legitimately incredible
saucemaster5000: "Is only game!"
Ferisar: brian david gilbert playing bloodborne on his exercise bike is so funny
BrowneePoints: oh, wait
r10pez10: behold, a chicken
elkae: When you said you're going for Scott N's ass, did you mean you want the same ass or that you'll beat his gym visits
Sogheim: I like "is only game, why you heff to be mad?"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Ferisar high intensity every time he dies
BrowneePoints: THIS is the room that was the rage inducing moment from 1 on the original playthrough
GhostofJeffGoldblum: man's going to have thighs the size of a watermelon
Mr_Horrible: someone could probably beat dark souls with a rowing machine
Ferisar: @GhostofJeffGoldblum he is gonna become a stick by the end of it
DaxStrife: I just prop a tablet on my stationary bike and catch up on shows.
Ferisar: with huge thighs yea LOL
Steel_Wish: Play a racing game but on the bike
Musicsquid: Someone beat Morgott by playing a harp
saucemaster5000: Dance Dance Soulvelution
Mr_Horrible: people have beaten dark souls on bananas, they could make it happen
Makrosian_Tae: The person who played as Winston with bananas
blip2004: there were people doing the treadmill thing in WoW back in like 2007
SaggyJello89: Get to 2000 elo Chess with a drum
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saucemaster5000: I beat malenia the way Richard Garfield intended
elkae: I bet Scott N plays video games at the gym
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's called ADD, Benb
GlennSeto: ADHD crew represent.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: (I also have it)(
r10pez10: if a fish on twitch can accidentally purchase something on the nintendo store, anything is possible
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone with both knee arthritis and a partial elbow replacement that sounds miserable. I do the stretching in animal crossing sometimes
Steel_Wish: Us ADD boys always need background noise
saucemaster5000: The N is for "Never Quits"
Thefluffiestguineapig: or i do a yoga routine in that same time
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Steel_Wish Also those of us who do not identify as boys
r10pez10: praise the sun
SaggyJello89: Scott Never Lose
GhostofJeffGoldblum: The N is for "no, no, stop stabbing me"
Mr_Horrible: the N stands for No Kneecaps
Musicsquid: Scott No chance in hell, bud
Commodore_Perry_GG: But he goes to the gym so much, he's unstoppable
frank_the_great: Frank here
saucemaster5000: Any Scott Ners?
Kramburger: We need to bring him to his Scott End
patrick_stonecrusher: Ooooooo a date?
lochnessseammonster: HahaSweat
elkae: Adam S as in Superdumper
xantos69: Oh. Your the Adam S. who has been nipping at my heels? Good luck beating me. I don't have a life.
saucemaster5000: (Scott, it's Sauce, he's on to you)
elkae: PrideLaugh
saucemaster5000: oops wrong chat
Gascitygaming: Wait, Scott Norton from the NWO goes to your gym?! :P
frank_the_great: I imagine Scott is just the nicest person
elkae: i just snort-laughed
ButButTheJesus: you what now
Ferisar: you get back here
Ferisar: arararararar
comrade_cards: Awoooo
Mr_Horrible: yes that is the reaction, Ben
elkae: help i'm dying
koodooman: LUL
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
GlennSeto: Like the beginning of X Gon Give It to Ya?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly that sounds terrible
TheWriterAleph: *barks, howls, bangs own head with oversized mallet*
Ferisar: maybe remy can do it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Having suffered from aphasia where you can't make yourself understood that is one of my actual nightmares
Juliamon: I don't know how my neighbor's dog heard you but he just started barking
BrowneePoints: that's called "just existing as a fem presenting person"
saucemaster5000: It's Scott Nakula from Quantum Neap
MegaDosX: I think he is still alive
Ferisar: scott natty
BrowneePoints: Yea the Vampire
MegaDosX: Dude did well in NJPW from memory
elkae: @Juliamon they're dog whisperers!
Steel_Wish: Scott Dracula
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Scott Nakula is Scott Bakula's son
BrowneePoints: Bat Drakula. Scott Bakula
Kramburger: Scotty Nosen't Know
Pharmacistjudge: i love how wikipedia lists scott norton as a "semi-retired professional wrestler"
ButterBall000: Edge of Tomorrow all up in this
MegaDosX: Terry Funk has
MegaDosX: Like, ten times
saucemaster5000: Speaking of wrestling, anyone see who is playing "Sweet Tooth" in the "twisted metal" show?
OhaiMireiya: oh we popped like a balloon
GlennSeto: That's be the McMahon's doing their thing.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or they need expensive medical stuff
niccus: didn't retire, just went to a ring upstate
MegaDosX: Ric Flair also had his big retirement match with Shawn Michaels and that whole story, and then he showed up in Impact a few years later and kept going, and now it's just sad
BrowneePoints: I'd pay off my loans and move somewhere that isn't actively hostile to my existence
Ferisar: i'd like to post my loan
IzlanntheLion: But the house payment
Steel_Wish: Posty be like "I put my album revenue on that bitch"
Pharmacistjudge: but...with 2 milllion you still couldn't afford a house in victoria
Mr_Horrible: if you take it to a volcano Andy Serkis bites off your finger IRL
Ferisar: i'd buy all the video games i want
MegaDosX: What would you farm?
saucemaster5000: Dr. Adam Moreau
Saintnex: See as funny and appropo as it would be, that money would help SO much that I would absolutely sell it as soon as possible
frank_the_great: StarBen Valley
GlennSeto: Streamer commune with TQ?
BrowneePoints: I'm legit so excited to see y'all draft that set
cereph: Two chicks at the same time man
Mr_Horrible: "If I take one more step, it'll be the farthest from home I've ever Ben"
Steel_Wish: With 2 mil I'd finally be able to buy a computer to play Stardew Valley on
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible holy shit
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hasn't Ben talked about being a hobby farmer before or am I just being weird?
Darleysam: go outside and just beat the piss out of minions
Easilycrazyhat: Office Space is a masterpiece
WitchyTQ: Adam.
DaxStrife: Office Space; classic.
Saintnex: Good lord
samwiser_: Little farmer is my plan too >.>
elkae: Hello TQ
elkae: Welcome to this
gualdhar: they'd double up just to reach
saucemaster5000: wait... you aren't?
Mr_Horrible: that's a good career trajectory
WitchyTQ: i dont watch movies
elkae: PrideLaugh
El_Funko: I'll get her to watch Office Space, it's a classic
Steel_Wish: Can't watch, only listen
WitchyTQ: never seen even one
Ferisar: ghadibili
Kramburger: Studio Jibbly
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what the fuck is a "movie"
saucemaster5000: Those are anime
Mr_Horrible: Princess Monernokey
elkae: Adam will never watch a Ghibli with TQ :( He's so mean
shurtal: Princess Mono-Noke
Musicsquid: Two Mill I’d fuckin vanish. After making a sizable purchase at store.LoadingReadyRun
El_Funko: With her ADHD? Not all of one
WitchyTQ: lmao
BrowneePoints: She saw Stills, but didn't for Crosby Young or Nash
BrowneePoints: didn't care*
GlennSeto: I mean yeah, you'd want stills if its gonna be a tattoo
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @BrowneePoints mattlrDisapprove
Ferisar: nice try
WitchyTQ: BEN
frank_the_great: Ben
Steel_Wish: 1 more than me Adam
BrowneePoints: Ben, you are BAITING ME SO HARD TONIGHT
WitchyTQ: imma kick your ass
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 4/10 bait Ben, too obvious
saucemaster5000: I think Totoro is too scary for Adam
Darleysam: FINALLY
CptMurphey: ben starting fights tonight
IzlanntheLion: Haha
Thefluffiestguineapig: BENJAMIN
Mr_Horrible: even Adam backing up from that take
GhostValv: amazonStartBlasting amazonStartBlasting amazonStartBlasting amazonStartBlasting amazonStartBlasting
Nigouki: Mononoke is the most overrated one though
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatClap
neisan2112: So much bait happening tonight
DaxStrife: This is the most negative stream I've watched all year.
adept_nekomancer: Ben picking all the fights tonight
Nigouki: Laputa forever best one
Saintnex: Ben so punchy today lol
saucemaster5000: I guess we know where to aim the missile
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what you SHOULD have said is that most of them are good, ubt Totoro and Spirited AWay are bad.'
MegaDosX: Wait I missed that, what did Ben say?
NotCainNorAbel: hey, free beans
DarknessKingCoH: We cut to ad break and Ben doesn't come back
Ferisar: mr opinions for arms
Thefluffiestguineapig: Even Adam "Star Wars Sucks' Savidan isn't touching that
Boon_33: Ben's why they have to keep moving the moonbase
frank_the_great: You should show Adam the one with the balls
elkae: TQ flies in from off-screen to spin-kick Ben
Khasi1596: @MegaDosX most studio ghibli movies are bad
shurtal: if you listen closely, the faint patter growing louder is the sound of TQ, running to beat Ben's ass
Mr_Horrible: it's okay Ben, we're just over here with the Correct People, aka Porco Rosso Enjoyers
ButButTheJesus: they made fun of him, for his arms
iconicshadow89: remember when we asked who aren't they picking a fight with....well we found the last person
MegaDosX: @Khasi1596 The reactions make sense then
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah, we're being scene kids tonight I see.
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible YES!
Himyul: especially vacuums and black holes
Mr_Horrible: "Can this thing suck if EVERYTHING sucks?" - Adam
elkae: Wisdom
Ferisar: idk adam this hand is p. good
MegaDosX: Adam the Nihilist definitely has legs
lochnessseammonster: i enjoyed that show
elkae: Nihilist Adam is spouting facts
shurtal: Adam is the new spokeman for NIhilist Arby's?
Kramburger: Nothing matters, eat at Arbys™
ButButTheJesus: can this suck, if everything sucks?
Steel_Wish: Don't eat at Arby's
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam The Nihilist sounds like a flash series from the mid 2000s
Steel_Wish: Please
BrowneePoints: That's the Goth way. Everything sucks and is meaningless so EVERYTHING has meaning.
elkae: spouting?? spitting facts. wtf brain
saucemaster5000: I saw that studio Ghibli movie where Jared Leto played a vampire doctor. Not a fan.
Mr_Horrible: Arby's: "Meat is here."
frank_the_great: Reel Big Fish has a song called "Everything Sucks" - We can be nihilistic in a ska kinda way
samwiser_: Is... is this gun in enter the gungeon? Nevrr
NotCainNorAbel: shooting blanks is different than dry firing
KeytarCat: Arby's: Put the meat inside you
Thefluffiestguineapig: Jeez, this makes me think of the Satre we had to read in AP Lit ten billion years ago
saucemaster5000: They also sang "sell out"
DaxStrife: You opened the bridge; now bridge the opening.
Mr_Horrible: no wonder this ship broke down to space zombie plague
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Mr_Horrible: place sucks
Ferisar: LOL
elkae: wow, just gibbles
Mr_Horrible: you *had* to ask
Ferisar: "hellOOO""
GhostValv: benginO7
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "why do we even have this room"
GlennSeto: From downtonwn.
Saintnex: Welp
OhaiMireiya: clean up on aisle 3
ICitizenErasedI: question asked. question answered.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think in a different setting it could have been interesting but that was not it
saucemaster5000: can we outlaw tentacles from games until the WGA reaches an agreement?
Steel_Wish: "Watch this"
Himyul: studio gibbed
Thefluffiestguineapig: I like the camera on the bits
Mr_Horrible: "You've got the camera ready? This tiktok is gonna go to the moon"
Kramburger: Good prank, gang
BrowneePoints: Yea iirc you HATED this room the first time
Ferisar: any moles from minnesota in the chat
BrowneePoints: like, legit rage
Dalrint: This is the most frustrating room in the entire game
Steel_Wish: Gibb makes all the movies
DaxStrife: Studio Gibb Please.
saucemaster5000: This is just "man from the south" by Roald Dahl
Gascitygaming: take my ring and pinky fingers now
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ah, The Ben-shees of Inisherin
WitchyTQ: when we were at the park Adam asked me this, and also if I thought birds got bored
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you have to wait so they can't be reattached?
Blakemcm: break time? gotta pee
Dalrint: Ben is doing the finger math.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh birds DO get bored
niccus: open palm slam everything for 10 billion dollars
samwiser_: @ferisar yeaj, what chu want?
Applecrisp: robot hands!
El_Funko: How much does a robot fingers cost
adept_nekomancer: That's 10 trillion for all 10, I think
Musicsquid: Just take my left hand lol
Himyul: can he remove someone else's fingers instead?
Gascitygaming: ninja turtle me adam
neisan2112: You just get cool robot hands
Boon_33: You can just buy new hands
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum 10 bucks says colin farrell gets a finger thrown at him in the next few years
elkae: Questionable Content suggests we'll have artificial hands real soon
MegaDosX: That's harder than you think
BrowneePoints: just get prosthetics
lochnessseammonster: have you not seen IT crowd?
Musicsquid: Gimme a sick Tezzeret arm
gualdhar: you can pay someone to clone your fingers
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that was my question
elkae: I'd go for it
lochnessseammonster: robot hand!
Steel_Wish: So if I do all 5 on one hand, I can turn myself into Baiken from Strive
MegaDosX: Microsurgery is a thing but it's complicated
Ferisar: prosthetic fingies
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GhostofJeffGoldblum no bet, that's 100% happening
drcthulu: Ok cyborg hands
elkae: Replace this broken-down flesh bag, i beg you
eric_christian_berg: They are fed to a waiting badger.
lochnessseammonster: but if they're gone forever i think my max is 3...
Ferisar: we do
BrowneePoints: yes we do
KeytarCat: Fund prosthetic research
niccus: for 10 million dollars i can pay someone to be my hands for the rest of my life
Himyul: with 10 trillion dollars he can buy your hands for all his needs
GlennSeto: What about a prosthetic hand?
Applecrisp: question: can I get the nub replaced by a megabuster?
BrowneePoints: we have prosthetic fingers
Darleysam: no, Ben, that's films
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or is it like that one Feed Dump story where they guy to try to keep unemployment cut off his foot and cooked it?
Mr_Horrible: Ben, watching FMA: "This is a documentary, right?"
neisan2112: People 100% have fully robotic hands
ICitizenErasedI: "i now have all this money but now i've learned the one thing money can't buy ... is fingies"
MegaDosX: Prosthetics are definitely improving all the time, but it's not going to be what you're expecting I suspect
Himyul: using hands is for servants
saucemaster5000: Billionaire on the rocket with Elon
Musicsquid: Gimme the Metal Gear Solid Raiden treatment
NotCainNorAbel: What is Adam going to do with these fingers?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think we have them but it doesn't work that well yet
Rhynerd: Prosthetic fingers do exist, although apparently they aren’t 100% there yet
neisan2112: Not gonna b3 Luke Skywalker levels, but still
Musicsquid: Full cyborg ninja
Athelgar: im sure for a Billion, Razer or Elgato will make you custom fingers with LEDs
Dalrint: Ben can just pay someone to give them his hands
BrowneePoints: They're getting MUCH better
Mr_Horrible: I can't imagine a full prosthetic finger is very good yet
Steel_Wish: One Hand Andy
Going_Medium: Once I have the first billion, can I hire someone to lose fingers for me?
Himyul: what can you do with hands that money can't buy you?
mulligan2six: How difficult can life be when you are a billionaire?
saucemaster5000: high five on your new robo-arms
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know there is some prosthetics that can interface with nerves but I don't think its terribly precise yet
MegaDosX: That would be an awful lot of pain
DarknessKingCoH: Wasn't there a girl who got robotic hands around the time Battle Angel: Alita came out?
Gascitygaming: What if they knocked you out and you woke up without them?
Himyul: who is bankrolling this scenario?
Rhynerd: At least last time I heard about prosthetic arms it was somebody speaking from experience going “they’re more for other people than they are for you.”
lochnessseammonster: i don't think i could even do one for real...
El_Funko: Can I get $5k for toes?
Steel_Wish: Billionare can just have a servant do shit for you
Cptasparagus: ~break my legs and boil my knees, you can't take my fingies from me~
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Dalrint: Being a billionaire apparently doesn't come with happiness.
Ferisar: i could hire a person full time to play league as me
GhostValv: D:
Mr_Horrible: the mob finally got bored
Ferisar: it's fine
Thefluffiestguineapig: Especially since society is designed for their life to be as easy as possible
elkae: You leave Jan out of this!!
Valbatross_: Life is materially easy as a billionaire but look at Mark Zuckerberg and tell me that man is happy like, at all
Ferisar: but
patrick_stonecrusher: Theres a guy on youtube thats been building their own prosthetic robohand
Saintnex: Jeff Bezo goes mad with power?
SaggyJello89: Having worked for some billionaires, they're very good at maing problems up
lochnessseammonster: don't worry about it PrideLaugh
BrowneePoints: you can't walk without your big toes well
MegaDosX: Toes are a lot more important than people realise
Rhynerd: “It’s easier to just learn how to live with 1 arm than take a prosthetic arm on and off every day.”
frank_the_great: After staring at $1T for a bit, I have decided on all 10
DaxStrife: Billionaires have lots of problems, that's why they're all twitter trolls, divorced, and/or keep blowing their own stuff up.
Gascitygaming: Being a billionaire comes with more happiness than being poor (I say as a poor)
Mr_Horrible: "I'm free now"
Steel_Wish: I already have a hard time walking, so toes are definitely an easier option
MegaDosX: Shockingly, our bodies are designed to function with all of the component parts working together
theneatestburrito: These 10 easy tricks to stop playing League!
Steel_Wish: Wheelchair gang
saucemaster5000: That's what it takes to stop people playing that terrible game?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also do they cauterize them so you don't just bleed out?
Mr_Horrible: I'll hate league for a trillion bucks
Dalrint: Money does buy happiness, but apparently only up to a certain point, then it goes down again
kumatsu: just imagine each finger is another Teemo Jungle main's account
GlennSeto: "I can't play FromSoft games anymore ... but at least I can afford therapy." would be my takeaway.
neisan2112: I just think of that episode of The Amanda Show where the father lost his pinky toe and just kept falling over.
saucemaster5000: Riot only made one good game -- "Mechs Vs. Minions"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because that would be the out that let's them not pay out
Mr_Horrible: well, a trillion and 10 fingers
FullMetalUke: How much can I get for a below the knee amputation?
Mr_Horrible: I'd be me but worse
DarknessKingCoH: You'd own a house in Victoria
GhostValv: :)
BrowneePoints: I legitimately don't think it'd change me
Mr_Horrible: like everyone else with a billion dollars
Ferisar: i'd be an asshole, there's no way in hell
MagicalAttackGecko: Ben would be Ben with a house.
frank_the_great: 6 fingers is $1B
Steel_Wish: I'd turn into Hulk Hogan but a tyrant ruler
jessieimproved: I wouldn't have a billion dollars for long tbh
Darleysam: I'd give it a go to see if it changed me
MegaDosX: @Steel_Wish Oh, so Hulk Hogan
DaxStrife: I would give away so much money I'd never stay a billionaire.
saucemaster5000: I'd buy LRR and it would be the same but you all have to eat fresh
NotCainNorAbel: I',m willing to try
BrowneePoints: I've struggled too much for too long to let that kind of money make me an asshole
Gascitygaming: I would employ like 2-3 people to help me make ethical decisions (no private jets, helping good charities etc.)
Ferisar: LOL
Talin06: you stop growing a a person with that much money
Thefluffiestguineapig: Would getting difficult to reconstruct joints demolished be worth more?
Going_Medium: It also changes everyone around you...
MegaDosX: Will you take a check?
lochnessseammonster: i would purposely give a lot of it away
Mr_Horrible: there's, like, actual studies that show that kinda shit breaks parts of your brain, even from a windfall
Musicsquid: I’d be nonexistent lol I’d go full hermit on an island. Just pop in to twitch chat to remember civilization lol
NotCainNorAbel: hey Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: So there is the kind of "i used to be able to do this but now its bad"
Ferisar: and as a billionaire you'd say "i deserve this"
Steel_Wish: It's like when you have a car but your friends don't
MegaDosX: People would start coming out of the woodwork trying to guilt you into giving them money
saucemaster5000: I'd give it to the first dog I'd see
Dalrint: If I got a billion dollars, no one would ever hear from me again.
elkae: i already give away a lot of money, for someone who doesn't have a lot
samwiser_: Which fingers would you keep? Im thinking thumbs and index finger to have 1 bil
Steel_Wish: You become taxi boy
ICitizenErasedI: all of chat, for starters...
elkae: i would just give more
BrowneePoints: I would obstinately REFUSE to let that kind of money inure me to the suffering of others
MegaDosX: It's why one of the pieces of advice for if you win the lottery is don't fucking tell anyone until you've sorted out what you're doing with the money
KeytarCat: I've developed ways to examine myself, so I'm confident I'd notice a change if it ever occurred to me to check
Gascitygaming: All i'm gonna say is Desert Bus would have a BANGER year..... :P
Darleysam: "oooh sorry, fingerprint verification to access my bank account" *shrugs*
saucemaster5000: Spend the rest on a bathtub that turns into a waterslide!!!
Rhynerd: So many artists I’d commission if I had that money.
Ferisar: i'd give it to the gamers
GhostValv: D:
Mr_Horrible: "pissing off the right people" is a *very* strong motivator
frank_the_great: Do the 50/50 charity thing that they did with the Tarmagoyf
MegaDosX: Tilting out transphobes is always valid tbh
Ferisar: string of profanities, gamers
VrolikSyndrome: Two of the crashed just today!
saucemaster5000: Holy shit adam's the monopoly guy
El_Funko: But Ben you could turn it into an NFT
Ferisar: our hero
Ferisar: holy shit
Steel_Wish: I'd give it to a random guy in a 3rd world country and just watch the chaos that ensues
GlennSeto: White, male, cishet gamers ... the neediest of all.
saucemaster5000: ok nevermind I'm in
elkae: i love skin
Mr_Horrible: just buying bulk V-Bucks to see if I can break Epic's payment processing systems
Athelgar: use those league cards to pay your back taxes!
elkae: er, skins *shifty eyes*
saucemaster5000: potato skins?
Ferisar: they'd be like
Thefluffiestguineapig: NFDeez Nutz
Ferisar: "all skins free... from season 1"
drcthulu: They'd probably say no
Dalrint: I wonder how much it would actually cost to buy everyone who plays league everything you can buy
Ferisar: :^)
Mr_Horrible: Wild Rift? Get fucked
BrowneePoints: even funnier, pay them 2 bil to never make a skin for MF, Lux, Ahri or Ezreal ever again
shendaras: I think they might do that for less. You should negotiate.
saucemaster5000: Still wouldn't make League good
Thefluffiestguineapig: Slip it to Nintendo to make it so online play is free and doesn't need a switch online subscription
Ferisar: winter olypmics jax
Ferisar: for everyone
WitchyTQ: all this is doing is confirming gamers shouldnt be allowed to control any amount of money
niccus: they're a corporation, they'd say there's no growth potential
BrowneePoints: It's their most consistent income model
saucemaster5000: they have integrity
ICitizenErasedI: all skins free apart from *checks match history* these guys
saucemaster5000: and heart
Steel_Wish: They probably make a chunk off Esports
SnackPak_: TQ with the truth
noisyblizzard: ins't all their lol income skins?
frank_the_great: I would cut all my fingers off for $2B - so I get it
Kramburger: If they said no, they'd get sued by their shareholders
Dalrint: League made 1.6 billion last year
Dalrint: According to google
drcthulu: They'd make 5 different new types of chromas and say fine
Athelgar: Twitters real cheap these days
thehokeypokey: That's a good way to get league 2
saucemaster5000: put it all on the Washington Generals
Mr_Horrible: 5 castles, baby
NotCainNorAbel: Riot's peak Revenue (not profit) is 1.6B iun 2022
kumatsu: Adam finally buys his Silent Hill mansion
NotCainNorAbel: that 2B would be all profit
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think there would need to be a contract to stop them from immediately rolling it back the next day
xantos69: Super Rich Me's New Hobby: Skeet shooting with Picasso paintings.
Ferisar: oh yeah right the mansion
WiJohn: @saucemaster5000 They're do a win
MegaDosX: "I thought the Generals were due!"
saucemaster5000: they're due!!!
DarknessKingCoH: You could buy Blizzard and force a Real Money Auction House in D4
elkae: Adam "no one understands my brilliant plan" Savidan
Darleysam: Minecraft was sold for 2.5bn
Mr_Horrible: still one of the best lines in television
Mr_Horrible: ooooh
GhostValv: D:
SnackPak_: evil
GlennSeto: SWEET
comrade_cards: Hey! The generals have won like 4 times
Mr_Horrible: that's *GOOD*
MegaDosX: Oh no
Morrigan9: chaos
Dalrint: That's the evilest thing I've ever heard!
Ferisar: i have bad news
lochnessseammonster: seabatPjorg
Ferisar: it costs 60 bill
drcthulu: If you buy blizzard can you fire Bobby?
saucemaster5000: Tetris
BrowneePoints: no
elkae: Life
frank_the_great: Tetris
Applecrisp: league of legends
niccus: arena
Kramburger: League
SnackPak_: hard nope
SkylerRingtail: EVE Online?
Mr_Horrible: a game that exists exclusively to bankrupt dumbasses
ICitizenErasedI: stardew
Dalrint: Eve online probably yeah
SerGarretCameron: I mean, maybe.
NotCainNorAbel: Rollercoaster Tycoon
Valbatross_: Not while remaining a game instead of a job with shit pay
Applecrisp: sell skins when you dont want them anymore
Steel_Wish: All MMORPGS
code1300: wow has one for sure
GlennSeto: Nintendogs.
BrowneePoints: Chat they said Real Money Auction House, can't be Eve cuz bitcoin isn't real
gualdhar: literally playing it right now
Makrosian_Tae: You wouldn't take the mad money and make your dystopian Subway world actually real?
Catastrophil: Dragon Quest 4
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible So that Ubisoft NFT nonsense?
MegaDosX: There's a lot of people heavily enfranchised into it now
SerGarretCameron: I can think of a few games that could use some stuff.
SnackPak_: @BrowneePoints sergeJustRight
Dalrint: Eve Online is the finest spreadsheet simulator you can play!
NotCainNorAbel: Eve is all about being really good at Excel.
saucemaster5000: I have more hours in Rollercoaster Tycoon than any other game... used to do competitions....
Ferisar: yea
tangojuls: The Sims
Mr_Horrible: Thefluffiesguineapig honestly, yeah, just on a bigger scale LUL
Ferisar: that's most of the game
Talin06: yes
MegaDosX: Frequently
MegaDosX: There's a whole group that does exactly that
Valbatross_: I'm gonna draw a hard line and say that turning game assets into real money commodities is a murderer of fun
saucemaster5000: yes, but I don't play EVE
Applecrisp: that's pretty much guaranteed yes
gualdhar: I haven't gotten robbed but I've been ganked, lost a billion isk ship
MegaDosX: They don't even do that, they just show up and blow you up
Darleysam: a space wife and space kids
Mr_Horrible: Me, space-minding-my-own-business:
Ferisar: you are describing eve online
Melfina__: I've been the space pirate >.>
GhostValv: D:
GlennSeto: How about the Final Fantasy VII Remake ... but only the part where Aerith gets it.
Going_Medium: Cut off 3 fingers for seed money. Use it to buy more fingers. Sew those on. Cut them off... profit.
blip2004: yes, I have had griefers get me in high sec
ICitizenErasedI: it puts the ore in the bag or it gets the hose again
plundypops: Space pirates are fine, its corporations that are the danger
SnackPak_: that's a yikes
El_Funko: but that's when you reach for your dummy ore with a space gun inside
Saintnex: Uhh Adam?
Steel_Wish: Yeah, bad ass
saucemaster5000: hard to feel bad when rich
Applecrisp: that would be on the front of the box: "Got mugged! 9.5/10!"
WiJohn: Money may not buy love but it will book a really good therapist
Melfina__: Once, it felt bad but it also it was fun af to just rob 'em and blow 'em up anyways
NotCainNorAbel: I quit Eve when my group joined another one and I thought it was going to be a scam. About a month later the other group kicked everyone out and took their stuff.
BrowneePoints: I PK'd once in Runescape and felt awful
saucemaster5000: Lemme Play the creeper in minecraft
eric_christian_berg: I can't throw stones. I play Delta Green.
Gascitygaming: big same, never got into things like Rust cause of that
Dalrint: That kind of amorality is hard to maintain long-term
MegaDosX: Advice given frequently in EVE Online is to not undock in something that you can't afford to lose
lochnessseammonster: true bestie
frank_the_great: PvP is only good if it's your friends
Steel_Wish: Ben delves back into Destiny, the Dad Looter Shooter
MegaDosX: Kind of?
gualdhar: no voice in client but there's local chat
saucemaster5000: can you dark souls emote?
OhaiMireiya: a dandy space highwaymuns
KeytarCat: I learned early that PvP wasn't fun for me by playing against my older brother and dad
MegaDosX: When I played the voice chat was pretty bad, people used things like Ventrilo and Teamspeak
Melfina__: Text only for in game
MegaDosX: But you can text chat with people
Kramburger: Boys night on the Ishimura
Darleysam: Miyazaki pulls the lever once more
Gascitygaming: I've seen that video.....
ratstronomer: I used to love pvp as a gremlin teenager now I’m just anxious
Melfina__: I've gotten some salt filled evemails
BrowneePoints: surrounded by 5 guys and yet we're the ones looking like a juicy slab of meat
Saintnex: Good lord this section is so miserable
justthorne: surrounded by five dream
saucemaster5000: May I say... this section is doodoo
Catastrophil: How far through are the lads at this point?
tangojuls: Got turned into a hanburger
Kramburger: Put a bandana on your ship
MegaDosX: People kinda do that
Pharmacistjudge: space cowboy?
lochnessseammonster: with a highway plan
Dalrint: Can you backtrack and go look for the line gun ammo schematic?
tangojuls: 2/3rds i say
Ferisar: "this game isn't balanced"
Ferisar: *dies*
Melfina__: Running a protection racket is also fun <.<
Ferisar: aughhh
MegaDosX: There's some systems that are well known dangerous places even in nominally safe space where people will still show up and blow up your shit so they can hopefully steal something valuable
Musicsquid: Now I got Wayne Jude chastising me
Melfina__: pay me and my gang of nerds or we blow up or little station
KeytarCat: "They ran me out of town, I take what I need because I need anything I can get" "Dude, you got timed out in chat"
MegaDosX: Even if it brings the police down on you
Melfina__: blow up your little station*
OhaiMireiya: spaceship has "eat the rich" painted on the side with a wizard riding a unicorn
saucemaster5000: I did get SO much enjoyment fucking up Galactus with Debrii this week
MegaDosX: There are
MegaDosX: Surviving them attacking you is considered an exploit
SnackPak_: space Pinkertons
NoTomToLose: Your spine is almost invisible huh
MegaDosX: NPCs
NotCainNorAbel: cops are only in some places
SkylerRingtail: Sure are space cops. But they aren't always fast enough...
gualdhar: CONCORD kinda, they're AI, they don't save you they kill the attacker after you're dead
MegaDosX: Busted in half NPCs that show up and just delete you
Kaaosa: oh it's my two favorite doo doo babies
Talin06: they only patrol some systems
El_Funko: the space Pinkertons
blip2004: Players can put out bounties on people so others can be bounty hunters
MegaDosX: It is literally an exploit to survive them
plundypops: Npc's based on security of space you are in. Nullsec is where anything goes
Steel_Wish: Is EVE online just GTA roleplay servers?
Godeke: The opposite, once the dev sees chaos they are all about letting it happen.
MegaDosX: The devs are all about chaos in EVE tbf
SkylerRingtail: CtS: EVE Online when?
BrowneePoints: wow chat baiting the streamers now
Micsig: There's a tactic to target and loot very expensive ships, while you only lose something cheap to the NPC police
Rhynerd: So, I’m guessing there’s player security services?
keepernicus: although the devs of EVE are famously handds off yeah
Melfina__: I lived (played) in Lowsec, the cops didn't show up but would record your bad deeds and make it harder to fly in the safer space
MegaDosX: Well.
TemporallyAwry: I feel like I tuned in at a fun time sergeSipp
Applecrisp: didn't people mass spawn the space cops to slow the servers to a crawl?
Catastrophil: Chaos. It fixes the economy
Ferisar: sure is
NotCainNorAbel: Eve has even gotten on Checkpoint multiple times
MegaDosX: That wouldn't surprise me
blip2004: The Eve economy is much like the real economy, controlled by the rich and the devs continuously try to fix it
r10pez10: EVE is so cool, but you'd never get me to play it
SnackPak_: @blip2004 cries in capitalism
BrowneePoints: reminds me of the old Train days
BrowneePoints: like people Kiting Shandris Feathermoon to Orgrimmar
saucemaster5000: Be the Thanos you want to see in the MMO
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 At this point, EVE is fun to read about, but to get any further into it than I did would have meant diving in fully, and I don't have that kind of time these days
mulligan2six: The Pied Piper of Griefing
MegaDosX: @r10pez10 So I get it
CodeGreen101: The boys are back in space town
r10pez10: MegaDosX my friends just used to do mining ops because it was relaxing, but there's way more space games now
keepernicus: Love me some Elite Dangerous since we are on space
saucemaster5000: One piece is too short
BrowneePoints: speaking of one piece I finally caught up to the anime
Melfina__: another thing i find about EVE is since it's all one server you might not be able to understand some of the other players as they might be German, or Russian ect
Noxenluxe: I've got a question, how do all those eve spin off games tie back into the main game? Like uh, that fps eve game, valkyrie?
MegaDosX: @saucemaster5000 Nobody's ever said that before
Steel_Wish: One Piece sequel called Two Piece
BrowneePoints: 1050 odd episodes down!
Seth_Erickson: all of one piece I've already watched it all
ratstronomer: One piece
saucemaster5000: Andre?
NotCainNorAbel: tom hanks
elkae: is it free dinner
BrowneePoints: Adam, the thing you're missing, is that while it's a daunting task, One Piece is fun and good
Gascitygaming: who's the lady who makes the vagina eggs?
r10pez10: my dinner with one piece
couchboyj: I've been doing a full watch of Detective Conan. Almost as long!
TemporallyAwry: Do you have a guaranteed safe escape from Tom Cruise? Then sure, free meal probably.
NotCainNorAbel: he is okay, just checking the lieve
Darleysam: how much dinner? Like multiple courses or a trip to Maccas?
gualdhar: Watch all of One Piece without leaving the room
elkae: aw man!
Seth_Erickson: One piece is just one good
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just read up on typewriters first
Ferisar: damn these fingers
saucemaster5000: For tom? Anything
CastleOtranto: @Gascitygaming Gwenyth Paltrow
Darleysam: "I'll pay, but you have to feed me"
BrowneePoints: nah, watch Tom Hanks' Final meal vid on Mythical Kitchen. He's an unfancy foods kinda guy @LoadingReadyRun
Musicsquid: Tom Cruise would be the guy cutting off your fingers let’s be real
TemporallyAwry: Honestly I'd probably be able to talk FountainPens with Tom Cruise long enough to get through a dinner penaddPen4 penaddPen3 penaddPen1
blip2004: Looks like One PIece is up to 420+ hours of runtime
Kramburger: Tom Hanks would never be disappointed in you
NotCainNorAbel: We should all live like Mr Rogers wants us to.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gascitygaming She lectures you for so long about just nonsense
CodeGreen101: Jokes on you, this picture of my grandmother tells me she's dissapointed me all the time
tangojuls: Depends. Does tom hanks like to get fucked up
kumatsu: and 400 of it is filler KappaHD
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger I have a great video of how you can disappoint tom hanks. Don't get in his wife's face
elkae: Tom Hanks is only disappointed in 1 out of 2 of his sons
blip2004: 10
Seth_Erickson: a decent chunk is skippable
CodeGreen101: Hmm,. maybe I should call that exorcist back
tangojuls: Wine drink or something
BrowneePoints: 300-375
Seth_Erickson: 200+ at least
7gorobei: you would need all your fingers if you were friends with tom hanks, he gives his friends old typewriters so they can exchange letters
plundypops: When it ends
Steel_Wish: I reckon at least 1 hour
drcthulu: Wait he didn't say you couldn't be high during it
Kramburger: I am familiar with the work of Pablo Naruto
CastleOtranto: lrrEFF it. Dinner with Tom Cruise just for the story
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would do so many other things besides spend ANY time with Gwenyth Paltrow
blip2004: Water 7 takes up soooo much time
OhaiMireiya: I looked up the filler episodes to skip in Naruto
BrowneePoints: As someone who is current on the anime Adam, I'm dead serious when it's gotta be around 325 hours or so
saucemaster5000: how long is one piece anyway? Like, 2 hours?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
Seth_Erickson: More than 50% is easily for One Piece that's good to watch
drcthulu: for a billion dollars you can pay someone to type letter for you
Seth_Erickson: I even think some of the filler is good fun too
Thefluffiestguineapig: He has so many typewriters, and buys them and repairs them
Darleysam: and I have no fingers!
Thefluffiestguineapig: And will even gift people nice paper
frank_the_great: "Dictated but not read"
CodeGreen101: Wacth all of one piece or play limited with a wolverine
Steel_Wish: Use the Force to type a letter duh
HorusFive: I want to be rich enough to have an excentric hobby
Thefluffiestguineapig: Being truly lonely
kumatsu: Elon has proved that that isn't true
AdamYMHMI: Then the person you have do it for you accidentally mixes up your Tom Hanks and Tom Cruise letters. Uh oh!
TemporallyAwry: Not quite enough to solve other billionaires sadly.
CastleOtranto: Except the problem of my own happiness...
saucemaster5000: Solve League. Make it good.
Athelgar: Grimes won't come back?
Mr_Horrible: can't pay your way into poasting
OhaiMireiya: I'd start typing on it and then remember Murder she wrote and then hours later I'd be like oh no I forgot to write that letter...curse you angela lansbury
Thefluffiestguineapig: People hating you
Mr_Horrible: seabatClap
NotCainNorAbel: or know how to be funny
Darleysam: seabatClap
kumatsu: billion dollars can't buy taste
Kramburger: The evil is defeated
BrowneePoints: honestly the worst part of One Piece is confined to maybe 150 episodes out of 105x so far Adam?
Easilycrazyhat: ".5% of my money to save billions? But it's mine..."
dougma: "money doesn't buy you happyness" ticks me off, because it does prevent a TON of hardship
elkae: seabatClap
Talin06: brake?
BrowneePoints: and it's not 150 episodes STRAIGHT, but a smattering across the series
Gascitygaming: you pay people to laugh
drcthulu: you can pay people to laugh at you
Steel_Wish: Rich people pay people to be funny for them
Mr_Horrible: no, you have a billion dollars Kappa
saucemaster5000: That's not true we'll always find you funny. In minecraft.
BrowneePoints: You're also handsome, good at video games, and charming
kumatsu: oh hey it's 6:30
shendaras: Just hop in twitch chat sometime. If one of us is funny everyone is funny.
Mr_Horrible: now *I* win The Gym!
elkae: PrideLaugh
AdamYMHMI: "It's all I've got" says the billionaire
TemporallyAwry: Don't worry Adam, your laugh alone is enough to make people smile KPOPheart
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dougma Wasn't there a study where they discovered the tipping point at which happiness doesn't increase with increased wealth?
elkae: it's true, he is funny
saucemaster5000: The N is for "A Nillion dollars!"
Gascitygaming: Scott opens own gym with name on top of building
groovemancery: Adam starts buying up all gyms this guy goes to
Steel_Wish: Hi the Gym. I'm dad
ICitizenErasedI: i mean that's basically what elon did
jessieimproved: Is this the plot of Dodgeball?
Going_Medium: I heard Scott cut off more fingers
r10pez10: Cheer200 payment for laughter
Ferisar: "oh i think i did"
Ferisar: "you should check dustloop"
NotCainNorAbel: @dougma it was a flawed study. In other studies they have shown that money does increase happyness
AdamYMHMI: He installs a home gym, you foreclose on him
Darleysam: You! Scett! Nothing!
WiJohn: Gets a home gym, you bulldoze his home
CodeGreen101: Adam just pays someone to print more packs of theroes block to have drafts every week
plundypops: You could have Wayne June hype you up as a spotter.
kumatsu: time to price fix gym prices
NotCainNorAbel: Now the best way to make money is to open a gym and wait for Adam to buy it
plundypops: That rep was ERRADICATED
elkae: Scott N buys a Peloton and Adam busts down his door
saucemaster5000: It's cheaper to have him offed. Just saying. In Minecraft etc.
elkae: Holding a baseball bat
ICitizenErasedI: get that drip
Cptasparagus: what if that automatic closet had a glitch
dougma: @dougma flawed study, happyness does not increase between being super rich, and insanely stupidly rich... and it ignores prevention of hardship that money provides in health and other issues
drcthulu: Somehow achieved the impossible and became more handsome
r10pez10: don't bring a dog to the gym
MegaDosX: You just want them barking at your booty
kumatsu: Imagine Wayne June narrating your gym workout
TemporallyAwry: Adam wants a squad of professional NPCs - got it
Ferisar: what if wayne june announces his own workouts
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the occasional significant glance and headnod over your weights.
Gascitygaming: like when you aske someone at work how they are and silently pray all they say is "good"
itira: evening nerds!
Mr_Horrible: *lift* "Inspiration!" *lift* "And improvement!"
niccus: a billion dollars cant buy you a funnier chat
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam I will go with you and just occasionally whisper in your ear "damn bro you look huge," do you accept
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think you spot each other and make sure you are on the same workout plan, then music
saucemaster5000: Pay him 5 mil for each word of "wow - you - look - huge"
Kramburger: Adam abides by urinal rules at the gym
Ferisar: "prodigious size..."
lochnessseammonster: same
gualdhar: at my gym there's like four dudes hanging out watching each other do reps and it weirds me out
gualdhar: they're not even spotting, they're using machines
Mr_Horrible: "An impressive set! If you... value... such things."
Nigouki: jokes on you, you're at the gym with my right now as i'm on the exercise bike watching this
saucemaster5000: @Kramburger don't break eye contact?
itira: time for a new gym LUL
drcthulu: you could hire a Jeeves that would say "yes, good squat sir"
CodeGreen101: But ben, road quest
Mr_Horrible: You Do Not See Me on the bus
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam "People at the gym liking me sucks" Savidan
Mr_Horrible: that is the rule of the bus
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, that would be Sassidan wouldn't it
kumatsu: Glittering Pecs... bathed in oils
Gascitygaming: there's a guy in my breakroom at work who watched subbed anime on his phone full blast on break, while other people are also in the room
Steel_Wish: Some people just need to talk to everyone at all times
CodeGreen101: IRL Desert Bus
Kramburger: "Poggifers?" "Another excellent set sir, perhaps you should do legs though sir"
NotCainNorAbel: Adam is approachable
Mr_Horrible: If you talk to me, that forces me to be a person when I am not here to be a person
SnackPak_: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
MegaDosX: Holy shit really
Steel_Wish: On a bus with the LRR crew in Egypt
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Gascitygaming I cannot help but respect that level of confidence
ratstronomer: Amazing
niccus: better than dubbed anime at full blast
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is heinous
Mr_Horrible: Adam if you get a billion dollars you need to kill that person
MegaDosX: I want to fire that person myself
CptMurphey: such power
itira: OH NO thats the worst LUL
underhill33: that dude is wildin
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you're
Gascitygaming: i turned up the tv cause i couldn't hear it, he then turned up his phone
Kramburger: Adam has kind eyes
saucemaster5000: Sorry for trying to catch up on one piece at work!!!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you're CAnadian, all you fuckers are approacahble
NotCainNorAbel: apparently at the gym you are
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Out of a cannon
Catastrophil: I'm approaching you...
Musicsquid: Power Move watch Lets Nope in the break room full blast
CodeGreen101: And ben is a canadian teddy bear
GhostofJeffGoldblum: not one Canadian has the necessary resting asshole face to be unapproachable
MegaDosX: @Thefluffiestguineapig Into the sun
NoTomToLose: At least if it's subbed I could probably tune it out OK karkalLaugh
BrowneePoints: Adam has big Panda Bear energy
Steel_Wish: Adam, you're sure looking approachable and greetable
Gascitygaming: nah, it is legit My Hero Academia
BrowneePoints: In public
Mr_Horrible: I take the dinner 100%
Seth_Erickson: tom cruise meet me at chile's
frank_the_great: Easy Tom Cruise
TemporallyAwry: Like as an art-installation?
BrowneePoints: some people are gonna hear GOMU GOMU NOOOOOOOO baby!
lochnessseammonster: seabatYIKES
AdamYMHMI: Public transportation
NotCainNorAbel: a lot of people ... the mall?
laundreydhull: The mall?
Ferisar: you're a busker
itira: in a Chapters/Barnes and Noble
Ferisar: with one piece
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this a place I go regularly?
laundreydhull: What for?
drcthulu: I was this or dinner with Tom Cruise!
kumatsu: also as one piece goes on it gets hornier
saucemaster5000: "It was THIS or TOM!"
ICitizenErasedI: "dont worry, after 300 episodes it gets good"
Catastrophil: Everyone! The One Piece is real!!
Mr_Horrible: yes but the commitment is what *makes* you an asshole there, Ben
itira: i went to the mall yesterday LUL
BrowneePoints: Okay but Ben, you get to laugh every time Franky yells SUUUPERRRRRR!
Thefluffiestguineapig: And is this dinner with Tom Cruise in a Scientology setting?
Gascitygaming: "look it was either this or dinner with Tom Cruise" everyone just nods the "yeah that makes sense" nod
Ferisar: it should though
Ferisar: rip mall
ratstronomer: I got pretzels at the mall last week
keepernicus: IGNORE ME
underhill33: the mall near me is now a hole in the ground so....
Mr_Horrible: the mall's still got my Orange Julius, right?
xantos69: Ok "Jorts"
plundypops: I work to the theatre in the mall recently and thought. "Why are all these ppl here?"
saucemaster5000: as far as I know, the mall still has Jay, Silent Bob, Jason Lee, and MIchael Rooker
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Every mall got raptured in 2020, it was wild as hell
Thefluffiestguineapig: I go to the mall every time I need the genius bar
Musicsquid: My closest movie theatre is the mall
Catastrophil: Object Permanence is what?
Ferisar: no ben
Catcard: the mall near me is a ghost area. kind of dangerous to be in now.
Ferisar: 4kids one piece intro
frank_the_great: I can't believe you can't go roller skating anywhere
laundreydhull: Take that back BEN! I just went to one today!!
DaxStrife: Ah, post-pandemic gaslighting.
koodooman: LUL
Going_Medium: Elementary School...fades into myth.
itira: hahahaha
Gascitygaming: eat fresh everyone
kireawolf: What is burger King? I only know Subway
7gorobei: there are no more burger kings because they are all Subways
Thefluffiestguineapig: I almost did a chai spittake
Gascitygaming: not a headphone in site
itira: On Tuna Tuesday?!
letfireraindown: I actually had the idea to take my buddy's toddler to the mall. Just a place to let the tike run around a bit while it was winter out here.
Dog_of_Myth: Eat Fresh everybody
Mr_Horrible: I like the Subwayverse less and less every week
MegaDosX: And they're all on different episodes
CodeGreen101: And they're all watching different eppisdoes
itomeshi: Taco Bell wins the Franchise Wars.
laundreydhull: I can't believe I contributed to this conversation over doubting the function(s) of a mall.
GlennSeto: That was a thing?
Steel_Wish: Instead of phones, One Piece is on every giant TV monitor
ButButTheJesus: Eat Fresh ™
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @MegaDosX the same episode, but each is 15 seconds off
Octonomicon: The food court at my mall closed and got replaced with a grocery store
saucemaster5000: This is worse than Dawn of the Dead
CodeGreen101: @MegaDosX great minds
BrowneePoints: Just imagine Ben at the mall watching something and it's just "Japanese japanese GOMU GOMU NOOOOO japanese japanese SUPEERRRRRR japanese japanese DIABLE JAMBEE!"
HorusFive: First person to stop watching ONe Piece has to have dinner with Tom Cruise
plundypops: Sbubby
MegaDosX: @CodeGreen101 benginFingers
MegaDosX: @GhostofJeffGoldblum are a monster
OhaiMireiya: subway could just have one piece on a screen the "not having dinner with tom cruise special"
drcthulu: toasted with monterey cheddar
r10pez10: jokes on you i never started watching
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive At a Scientology event
UnusuallyLargeMoth: and everybody is obligated to sing the OnePiece OP when it turns up
saucemaster5000: Is Tom waiting?
Gascitygaming: and it was determined that the oatmeal raisin cookies are actually really good, no really try them verilly they are great
methodical_monk: What’s on a Canadian club?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: much like dinner with Tome Cruise!
Mr_Horrible: It's the Running Man except watching One Piece
TheNerdWonder: there's a really good deepfake of Obama singing the dub's opening song
kireawolf: In the Subwayverse does that mean that all the food in One Piece is Subway?
Ferisar: talk to him about arms warrior
HorusFive: @Thefluffiestguineapig Every event with Cruise is a Scientology event
frank_the_great: Stunts
Cptasparagus: Do they have 5 looney .3 meter longs?
Kramburger: Just ask him about movies
drcthulu: Scientology conversion
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I would have dinner with Tom Cruise. That would be a goods tory.
itomeshi: @saucemaster5000 Tom Cruise is your Sandwich Artist.
AdamYMHMI: It's dinner with Tom Cruise, and he's feeling chatty
saucemaster5000: "what's up with one pie" damn it ben
El_Funko: Teach Tom Cruise about Warhammer
GhostofJeffGoldblum: assuming I made it out alive.
Ferisar: about bladestorm*
elkae: Tom, where's Shelley Miscavige?
Kramburger: Fucker LOVES films
TemporallyAwry: Seriously, talk to him about FountainPens, he's notorious for having >Opinions<
itira: scientology? LUL
OhaiMireiya: so I hear you do your own stunts
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HorusFive No, some of them are him being angry about people being taller than him
DudelidouX: Just talk about scientology it won't last long
El_Funko: he's professionally charming, he will act interested
Dalouer: you have to listen to Tom pitch about scientology
Catastrophil: I feel like you COULD have a totally fine dinner with Tom Cruise, but the odds are low
CodeGreen101: \I'd ask him about typewriters
laundreydhull: The "One Piece" or the meme?
Mr_Horrible: a dinner with Tom Cruise is an excellent opportunity to insult Tom Cruise to his face for an hour
drcthulu: Grill him on scientology
WiJohn: Subway with Tom Cruise and One Piece
steelfox13: Dinner with Tom but he's blasting One Piece
Gascitygaming: Tom what would you do if there were no restaurants other than Subway?
BrowneePoints: "well I dislike the notion that a shadow government is manipulating and controlling the world and its history while allowing a protected ubermensch class to have slavery"
mrjujubeans: Nah, he’s a delusional cult member
WiJohn: It's an upscale subway
itomeshi: Subway, I think, can do both soup and salad.
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh jlrrFacepalm
Musicsquid: Tom Cruise won’t talk to me he just keeps watching one piece
itira: they have soup and salad at Subway ADAM! its like you arnt a real fan!
Mr_Horrible: Can I get the French Onion Soup on Italian Herb & Cheese?
saucemaster5000: Ask him why footlongs aren't in metric!
AdamYMHMI: It's hard to talk with Tom when One Piece is just blasting everywhere.
Scy_Anide: Can Tom Cruise see over the counter?
Catastrophil: @Musicsquid You done got bamboozled
Kramburger: First date rules: D.A.S.H Dreams, Aspirations, Socials, Hobbies
hieroglyphica: I used to work at subway and I could 100% eat a footlong in less than 12 minutes. Fucking 15 minute breaks
Philocalist: "So Tom, what do you do for a living? Wait, first, lettuce pray..."
Gascitygaming: roast beef whole weet, honey mussy, green pepper, onions, salt and pepper, swiss
GlennSeto: I like lettuce if it has some cronch.
saucemaster5000: That sandiwich is putt putt meh
DarknessKingCoH: Oh did someone say Top Gun? No Tom, what do you want on the top bun.
r10pez10: Tomboozled
CodeGreen101: Ham and salami with salt n pepper and pepperjack on italian cheese
koodooman: tuna or italian BMT for me
Mr_Horrible: chicken, cheddar, spinach
koodooman: LUL
itira: Veggie Sub all the way
BrowneePoints: Chicken, red onion, salt and pepper, frank's buffalo sauce, monterey jack and if they have it, jalapeno cheddar
DudelidouX: top gun of yea that movie about the secret gay lovers
frameshifty: spicy italian, lettuce tomoato green pepper onion little bit of mayo
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who is gluten free I certainly avoid the subway unless absolutely necessary on a work trip
hieroglyphica: Tuna but only when I worked there and could make it good, or BLT anywhere else
saucemaster5000: I was a sandwich artist, can mock all I want
r10pez10: any pizza sub enjoyers
Boon_33: what is in the "canadian club"?
SquareDotCube: someone let me off this Subway
saucemaster5000: in a mall subway
MegaDosX: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I haven't either, so there's at least two of us
saucemaster5000: I have all the non-power
TemporallyAwry: I think it does. PrideShrug if you put in the hours there, you get to judge
Mr_Horrible: *I* used to be on the debate and now I hate arguing LUL
itira: @saucemaster5000 no way! LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @MegaDosX we will be killed when the regime takes over
elkae: i had so many cold cut trios in uni
HorusFive: It literally does
Musicsquid: The closest subway to me is in a Walmart and it’s Sus af
Steel_Wish: I used to work in retail so I can grocery shop
Ferisar: the one time i went to subway i asked them to put everything on it b/c i was on a train ride for 12 hours and didn't eat anything
r10pez10: the number of subway restaurants outnumbers the number of mcdonalds restaurants
tangojuls: I was a sandwich artist in college lmao
Ferisar: so they did
HorusFive: "I was on the debate club" [gets cross-checked by Ben]
Going_Medium: Just had great sandwiches in Bellingham. If you are ever driving south hit up Da Vinci's.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is genuinely horribly real
Gascitygaming: We have a little toaster oven at work and i toast my sandwich most days and every damn day someone comes in and says 'oh something smells good" i swear to God Julia, it's just mustard, cheese, and salami
Gascitygaming: same as yesterday
Rhynerd: What are you, an employment agency?
TemporallyAwry: That said - your sandwich is fine Adam.
saucemaster5000: The best order at subway? someone asked for a plastic cup of cucumber slices
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "welcome to Subway, what would you like" "yes"
Musicsquid: Is the Debate Club a new type of subway sandwich?
El_Funko: meatballs and seafood surprise, let's go
Thefluffiestguineapig: The whole prior experience thing in entry level jobs is BS
Rhynerd: Do I need 5 years for this entry level task?
tangojuls: I am so embarassed but i put sandwich artist on my resume 10 years ago
Ferisar: i think the meat was consistent
r10pez10: i walked into a subway once and they said they were out of bread so i walked out
CodeGreen101: Yall ever get a pizza at subway?
Ferisar: everything else was there though
BrowneePoints: I love Surimi
hieroglyphica: UGH making that crab was SO GROSS
El_Funko: Subway, Eat Crab™
saucemaster5000: I like imitation crab...
AdamYMHMI: Imitation crab with some imitation banana?
MegaDosX: Your tongues can't repel flavour of that magnitude
elkae: Adam wants a whole fried homie in a bun
UnusuallyLargeMoth: I feel like committing a word crime, so here goes: pizza fried rice
Gascitygaming: my dad used to makea little lemon butter sauce we would put it in over pasta, was very good
itira: I love imitation crab on rice with cucumber and avocado
hieroglyphica: It's mostly mayo and by glob it refuses not to be chunks
CodeGreen101: it's surprisingly ok of a pizza
lochnessseammonster: i love imitation crab PrideLaugh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd I have been denied jobs because I only have three years experience. Or in the wrong "setting" ie on site as opposed to in the back of a museum
methodical_monk: There’s a crab shortage so Krab is all we have, Adam!
empyreon: this is a stowy
Gascitygaming: yo get the seasoning on the fries at A&W everyone, it changes you
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
ButButTheJesus: Amburgers&Wootbeer
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they made them out of HANDS?!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's why they're so good...
Gascitygaming: don't make the fuckin onion rings, those are.... different
Kramburger: RT if u cry everytiem
lochnessseammonster: i like cutting onions
Octonomicon: They're good because someone suffered to make them
Mr_Horrible: the bespoke A&W onion ring
TemporallyAwry: Did they make you peel the individual rings though? I had to do that as a carney one year - never worked food stands again.
ICitizenErasedI: but someone ringing the bell made it all good, right? :p
Musicsquid: Crying on my onions he just like me fr fr
elkae: happy birthday nicole!
Khasi1596: I dislike onion rings, aint me
Drathak: I dabble in onion rings
plundypops: Casual onion ring enjoyer
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Funions only"\
ShaneLeeAtk: BK Onion rings
Gascitygaming: omg she said BK?!
TheMerricat: French fried onions
BrowneePoints: Hardee's Onion Rings
Thefluffiestguineapig: Funyuns?
BrowneePoints: my GOD
Khasi1596: Funyions?
CururuGuasu: Onion straws?
saucemaster5000: those are nonions
Mr_Horrible: shoestring onion rings?
Gascitygaming: onion strings on a burger, yeah lets go
saucemaster5000: at a cafe, once had someone stop their car at the busy green light outside, ran in and yelled "I NEED ICE!" Gave him a cup, and he ran out. still don't know the rest of that story.
dougma: now I want onion rings
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CodeGreen101: I did a batch of funnel cake onion rings, turned out interesting
AdamYMHMI: I don't believe those are onions... I think they're just circular batter.
lochnessseammonster: i like those ones
Kramburger: Okay,k what the fuck is a funion?
Musicsquid: Onion Straws on a bbq burger hell yeah
Gascitygaming: cheese puff but onion @Kramburger
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's an onion pork rind yeah
Mr_Horrible: batter? More like gooder
BrowneePoints: onion flavored crispies
GhostofJeffGoldblum: homeopathic levels of onion
eric_christian_berg: Onion flavored dust.
Kramburger: What the fuck. Are you okay north amnerica?
Nox_Invictus_: @Kramburger a onion flavored puffed cheetos type thing
TheMerricat: There's no actual onion in the dough, just some onion powder and "natural toasted onion flavor" in the seasoning blend. Like Cheetos, Doritos, and other junky snacks, Funyuns are just cornmeal that's been shaped, fried, and seasoned
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger It is the nightmares of onion rings that are freeze dried
itira: soooo good but HUGE pain in the ass lol
saucemaster5000: ew, hickory dicks
DudelidouX: Yup love them but hate them at the same time
Thefluffiestguineapig: What are hickory sticks?
Kaaosa: why are you eating sticks
BrowneePoints: You know what's the best fried crispy chip like thing more people need to eat? Chicharrones
Veste: love big star putting em in sandwiches
Kramburger: BABIES!
BrowneePoints: not white people pork rinds, but whole ass Chicharrones
Mr_Horrible: I like Pik-Niks as shitty little potato strips
Gascitygaming: cut a pringle lengthwise a dozen times
itira: Theyre patio chip sticks with hickory flavor
Kaaosa: @BrowneePoints truuuuuueee
DudelidouX: julienne chips
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh chicharones are great
Mr_Horrible: they're the best on sandwiches and a misery everywhere else
Thefluffiestguineapig: Then why are they a pain in the ass?
Kramburger: Hickory Sticks are where hillbillies live
Kaaosa: chicharones with some salsa and sour cream
Saintnex: Stick sized chips
itira: theyre TINY
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints yeah, I honestly wish more places sold them outside! They aren't hard to make
Gascitygaming: they the GOAT
ShaneLeeAtk: Hot Fries are my jam
methodical_monk: Short shoe string French fries?
elkae: Hawkins cheezies
Khasi1596: Do we have to take a break at some point, btw?
CaptainChibale: ah yes the best boys to listen to when doing whatever ur doing. sad I got here late :<
BrowneePoints: If your Mexican Grocer isn't cooking fresh Chicharrones in the back, leave and find a new one
elkae: they got the cronsch
Mr_Horrible: I need some cheezies in my life
Gascitygaming: had a ratatouille moment?
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Mr_Horrible: I need cheetos ruined for me
elkae: there's a place here that serves poutine with some on there
Kaaosa: best thing about moving back to az is fresh chicharones everywhere
tangojuls: What in the canadian
Mr_Horrible: Better nate than lever
drcthulu: better late than never
CaptainChibale: do I get paid
Kramburger: You're not my Supervisor!
plundypops: Baby with the footsies
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, at least you give warnings unlike a trivia job I had
itira: your fingers are totally orange by the end
Gascitygaming: what cookies does the Subwayverse Subway have?
BrowneePoints: Also, Ben and Adam, speaking of Crunchy things, taco Bell is bringing back the Beefy Crunch Burrito which has Flaming Hot Fritos in it in August and i'm not prepared for the amount of taco bell i'm about to eat
saucemaster5000: I'm making pizzas tonight which is 10 minutes work (minus all the prep) with lots of waiting around. Loving this
GhostofJeffGoldblum: and then you scampered up ionto a tree like a Raccoon?
hieroglyphica: I am an unapologetic goblin. I even have pointy ears for some reason
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I don't know why I capitalized raccoon
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Kramburger: Exposure is something people of die of, not how you get paid
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum They ARE royalty
CaptainChibale: yesss exposure the best type of payment
Mr_Horrible: "Streamer said my words PrideUwu "
plundypops: Anonymous exposure
itira: it makes me feel good when you read my comments. i feel sad when you dont.
Catcard: I would commission so much art.
TemporallyAwry: Just send an invoice to MailTime, I'm sure Beej would get a kick out of it PrideLaugh
gualdhar: Adam reading my comment is how I afford my cardboard box at the bottom of the lake
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hieroglyphica I am a situational goblin. Dice? Of course. Yarn? a lot
saucemaster5000: Tom Cruise is a "Maybe"
Mr_Horrible: catcard yesssss this is the right way to go
Gascitygaming: James Corden is MORE orange at the end of the day?
BrowneePoints: well one of them is currently arrested
BrowneePoints: lol Bam
DaxStrife: You could probably get Patton Oswalt for a few days.
elkae: are y'all going straight through with no breaks tonight?
saucemaster5000: Bam Margera is looing
saucemaster5000: er looking
Mr_Horrible: "I'm Johnny Knoxville and this is manual labor"
Drathak: Yeah Bam became a cryptid last week
Kramburger: Bam would do it as part of his court-mandated community service
dougma: or... or... just pay working people better than a living wage....
lochnessseammonster: dinner with tom cruise was to pitch him on your cheesies factory
CaptainChibale: btw since I can't add comments to my subs: it's pronounced 'chi-ball-ee'
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dougma Or a living wage
saucemaster5000: no break till no tentacle
Gascitygaming: YEET!
blip2004: Home Run!
GlennSeto: With the Jackass gang, workplace safety would be less of a concern.
Mr_Horrible: Medpak said "fine I'll leave"
saucemaster5000: Chill "blaive"
saucemaster5000: dangit
Gascitygaming: Can there be like 1 cinna-bon for every 80 subways in the subway-verse?
Pharmacistjudge: to blave is to bluff
Kramburger: Blaidd? My Husband?
elkae: lol
GlennSeto: You could probably get a lotta over-the-hill and/or super-cancelled people.
CaptainChibale: no subway just sells cinnamon buns
saucemaster5000: Cinn-AK
Gascitygaming: benginOh
MegaDosX: This is getting very Demolition Man
DEATHlikescats: No eef for youuu
Drathak: I am a part of the quiznos rebellion
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CaptainChibale But only for savory sandwiches
Mr_Horrible: I *did* take up arms for Cinnabon, Adam! How do you think I lost my arms?!
eric_christian_berg: Banging a foot-long on the table.
mulligan2six: The Subway thought police.
Gascitygaming: oooo cinna-bon bread at sbubby?
MegaDosX: You haven't talked about the shells yet
DEATHlikescats: ratewoNderKir1 ratewoNderKir2 ratewoNderKir3 ratewoNderSub
Mr_Horrible: the Quizno's Underground
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "unleash the peppah bah"
saucemaster5000: "The Last Italian B.M.T. of Us"
HorusFive: Rep the Free State of Jersey Mike's
plundypops: They put the opposition six footlongs deep
ButButTheJesus: *dies*
GlennSeto: @MegaDosX That's because we don't talk about the shells, we just use them and that's that.
BrowneePoints: Eat Quizno's Subs, because they're good for us. Beware of paper cuts! @LoadingReadyRun
Musicsquid: Meatball Sub on a Cinnabon please
DEATHlikescats: missch22BENDER
El_Funko: We will crush your resistance like a panini in a press
Mr_Horrible: Closing my comrade's eyes as the life bleeds out of them: "Will they have a pepper bar..." *cough* "Yeah" *sob* "Yeah they do"
lochnessseammonster: it was foolish to think i could get work done watching this stream PrideLaugh
Rhynerd: The Pepper Bar has got to be the name of the rebellion, right!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'd try the meatball sub on a cinnabon.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: how BAD can it be
itira: for how much? LUL
saucemaster5000: I would! That sounds good!
DEATHlikescats: Burger on a donut
Kramburger: Sounds like a LRL bit
Musicsquid: I’d def try it
VrolikSyndrome: Eat it? No. TRY it?
AdamYMHMI: Would you eat it with Tom Cruise?
plundypops: I wouldn't pay for it, but I'd eat it if offered
VrolikSyndrome: Yee
niccus: just the meatball with cinnabon glaze
HorusFive: If the alternative was dinner with Tom Cruise....
Thefluffiestguineapig: It depends on how much of that icing is on it
MegaDosX: F
Kramburger: Oh teh noes
Musicsquid: Chili on Cinnamon buns is a thing in the states
BrowneePoints: I mean, I live in the state most known for serving Chili with Cinnamon Rolls for school lunches Adam
saucemaster5000: Cheese pizza enjoyer showing their ranger
TemporallyAwry: Tomato and Cinnamon would work yeah.
Going_Medium: Meatball garlic knot sliders are amazing... also a lot, but really good.
RedRaptor: Do you have a fried egg with that burger donut?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it depends on the donuts
BrowneePoints: and this is why Kendra was emotionless earlier
HedgehogKnight: Us is u?
saucemaster5000: oh yeah this game isn't just an unending battle with tentacles
SnackPak_: gottem
MegaDosX: Wow
MegaDosX: Get got Savidan
Gascitygaming: way to save time by abbreviating 'earth government' to 'earth gov' undoubetly saved valuable seconds, again, good job
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we the bad guys?
lochnessseammonster: gottem PrideLaugh
DEATHlikescats: The obelisk was Scientology all along
Thefluffiestguineapig: With or without chicken?
Easilycrazyhat: We call it the Basic Test
ShaneLeeAtk: The Luther?
Gascitygaming: eggs benny sub?
itira: sushiiii
Musicsquid: Tom Cruise busts outta the Obelisk like “Hey Isaac wanna get subway?”
Yolysses: a salad
saucemaster5000: fried egg, avocado, arugula, bacon, provolone -- best burger
CaptainChibale: chicken every day
lochnessseammonster: pizza
AdamYMHMI: chicken with rice and spinach?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah.
Kramburger: Shocking
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can it be a category of food?
ButButTheJesus: Betrayal! Who could have forseen this?!
BrowneePoints: that was me and Pulled Pork after my dad's wedding
MegaDosX: Yeah your digestive system wouldn't have enjoyed that
plundypops: Nuggies
saucemaster5000: did you take the plug out?
BrowneePoints: we had Pulled Pork for like 3 WEEKS and I got SICK of it
eric_christian_berg: Chicken and sausage gumbo.
DEATHlikescats: Buffet
DEATHlikescats: Gimme charcuterie
Gascitygaming: good ol scramble in the morning is great
GhostofJeffGoldblum: bacon and egg on a bagel.
laundreydhull: Ben just punched the video call in LUL
frank_the_great: Nice little wrap
lochnessseammonster: i worked at a pizza place for about 6 weeks and ate pizza every day and it was great
CaptainChibale: I just make chicken different every day.
BrowneePoints: Adam having Shaksouka every day
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was texting someone and started laughing so hard at Ben's deliery of "couldn't poop for a week" i sent nonsense
GlennSeto: So what does she want to do with the marker?
frameshifty: I can eat PB&J for lunch forever
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ugh, I am 12. Poop jokes are funny
GhostofJeffGoldblum: she's trying to destroy it
Gascitygaming: in the mornings i used to dice up a potato, some pepper, half a sausage, scramble an egg, a little cheese and salsa on top, good time
RedRaptor: There was a week where I ate spam and rice for breakfast every day.
Dalrint: I think earthgov is just trying to cover up what happened
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah,
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or anything honestly
AdamYMHMI: "A burger on a donut? We could turn this into a weapon..."
Mr_Horrible: Weyland yutani up in this piece
Rhynerd: Earthgov actually tends to use Markers as power generators
Gascitygaming: spam'
GhostofJeffGoldblum: spam's fine yeah
Gascitygaming: s great
GhostofJeffGoldblum: spam masubi is great
BrowneePoints: GRILLED spam is good
BrowneePoints: regular spam is oof
plundypops: Spam in Ramen <3
itira: never had it
SnackPak_: fried spam is soo good
El_Funko: spam is good when prepared properly, especially low sodium spam
kumatsu: I forgot that a new Hawaiian place soft opened near me today and forgot to go
DEATHlikescats: Spam music is NEXT LEVEL
DudelidouX: Cause people would just eat it not cook with it.
Nigouki: it's hard to make pork go wrong
rosesmcgee: Love me spam and eggs
empyreon: pan fried spam slaps
saucemaster5000: Spam is literally a national food in some countries. It's good.
DEATHlikescats: *musubi
CaptainSpam: "What do you mean, who? Weapons don't need targets! They just need to do bad stuff!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Spam straight out of the can is vile, but cooked is very good
ghyllnox: "Well if we don't make it first then someone else will threaten us with it"
juneblue58: They weren't trying to weaponise it, they were trying to use it as an infinite energy source. Except it actually does this.
laundreydhull: Too much in the mail, Srr
blip2004: the idea of canned meat just doesn't vibe
CaptainChibale: grilled spam grilled cheese
MAPBoardgames: Never had Spam
Gascitygaming: they made a spicey spam a couple years back if i remember?
Rhynerd: Markers can generate a bunch of energy (or make people think they can) but also fuck with everyone’s minds and cause necromorphs.
RedRaptor: Just got back from a Hawaii trip and I had spam musubi at least once a day.
Pharmacistjudge: you have to try hawaiian cuisine with spam. they do some really cool stuff with it
GlennSeto: @Rhynerd I like how "it solved the energy crisis... never mind the murder whispers" would be actually quite plausible.
AdamYMHMI: I will never say Spam is good, but I won't ever say I hate it either.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Wasn't that because of WWII because there was excess supplies or supply shortages?
DEATHlikescats: However, Vienna/summer sausage is gross
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, Ben, those might be the NG+ thing to get the secret answer
VrolikSyndrome: Pretty sure that was a drawing of a Marker.
saucemaster5000: @Pharmacistjudge they really do! there are several pacific island dishes that do amazing things with spam
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's rice, egg, and spam
GhostofJeffGoldblum: toasted up
GhostofJeffGoldblum: very tasty
DEATHlikescats: So good
JusticeJuice: Brown rice + whatever. Lots of intolerance's in the family. It already sucks at medium restrictions.
RedRaptor: It's spam and rice wrapped in seaweed. Sometimes with egg sometimes with a sauce.
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 yup! I mean, that's how a lot of great food happens. Ever had a Banh Mi?
MegaDosX: Yeah saw that
BrowneePoints: have you tried Chile Rellenos yet Adam?
MegaDosX: Game pls
ButButTheJesus: yeah, T-Pose
hieroglyphica: It's not technically legal to sell in Seattle cause it's a room temp item, but you can find it anyway
GhostValv: chile rellanos are awesome
Mr_Horrible: "Isaac this why I broke up with you"
DEATHlikescats: Definitely
MegaDosX: Oh boy
DEATHlikescats: Or just doordash
Steel_Wish: Is T-posing a side effect of the T Virus?
kumatsu: so primed to party
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you define Chile Reilenos for someone who is forced to live in the American midwest?
BrowneePoints: Ben, 1. try culver's for me, 2. have a Scotcheroo, and if you CAN a donut from Casey's
laundreydhull: Do they serve Breakfast by then?
GlennSeto: I do like the "middle-aged working" folks approach to the character designs.
MegaDosX: How good are you at sleeping on a plane?
BrowneePoints: I can't make it to Minne otherwise I'd bring them
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this was my reaction when I got to this point Ben
NotCainNorAbel: hard mode
TemporallyAwry: You want to hit a random Taco-Bell sight-unseen at midnight? That's tempting fate.
itira: o.o
Rhynerd: We are nearing the end though.
DEATHlikescats: PrideHeartL PrideHeartR
saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints I'll second this @LoadingReadyRun
GhostofJeffGoldblum: form the human peen-tipede
itira: "make the peeners kiss" LUL
MegaDosX: Ben no.
Deltroid11: oh man lrr stream
Rhynerd: Like, we’re almost to the last chapter now, right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
saucemaster5000: Poober
DEATHlikescats: Yup and they pay balls to their drivers
BrowneePoints: Scotcheroos are a pretty common thing in this region say they should be easy to find
GlennSeto: Are there even still regular old taxi companies in North America?
Thefluffiestguineapig: And yet it still is so bad to drive for them
Deltroid11: did you guys get that heat wave a few days ago?
DEATHlikescats: Yup @glennseto but only really at airports
itira: @GlennSeto there is in BC but i dunno about everywhere else
Musicsquid: None ammo left teeth
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the soldiers have a stasis moedule on them you can blow up
BrowneePoints: I planned on bringing a pan of them for the LRR folks until life went "lol your health ain't working for MagicCon"
Gascitygaming: I have like a 2 hour job tomorrow mounting cameras on the outside of a house in southern alberta, gonna be 30+
blip2004: it was 26 in calgary today, its going to get hotter tommorow
itira: was 31 where i am a couple days ago
elkae: gross
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same, I can wear all the layers but get horribly sweaty
itira: 29 today
Dalouer: @BrowneePoints I hope you feel better friend!
itira: Yes i am
Deltroid11: none pizza left beef
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's the top of the hour, break?
itira: GASP
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
itira: how DARE you
GlennSeto: BC's Florida?
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
DEATHlikescats: A+ word usage
Gascitygaming: In that people have never actually read it?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GlennSeto With fewer invasive pythons I assume
Mr_Horrible: it *is* the 2-hour mark
lackingsanity: wow right on the hour
ButButTheJesus: right, I have to go bed now. bye folks, take care, make us whole <3
elkae: ;)
MAPBoardgames: Side mission: Run Ads
MurphEP: Oh no I miss them too much
saucemaster5000: @MurphEP Call 811
Mr_Horrible: oh no I miss them already benginCry
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
lackingsanity: @GlennSeto pythons no, but some rattlesnakes in parts
GlennSeto: @Thefluffiestguineapig Or invasive Florida men.
laundreydhull: @Mr_Horrible You have bad aim too?
saucemaster5000: I made pizzas tonight... kinda embarrased I didn't make hawaiian OR a good plain cheese...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GlennSeto Very true
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 well what did you make
Fanklok: Did you make a bad plain cheese?
Gascitygaming: coffee crisp?
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible exceedingly
Gascitygaming: solid choice
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh yeah there are a bunch actually
saucemaster5000: Margherita and a supreme style (sausage pepperoni mushrooms red pepper olive onions)
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're like, fine
GhostofJeffGoldblum: mostly thbey're "go here, touch a thing"
laundreydhull: nuh-uh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 margherita's *basically* a plain cheese
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Adam Savidan hates Japan"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I hope its not chocolate espresso, that is like speed
Mr_Horrible: okay, *this* is where I fight Adam
saucemaster5000: basil isn't cheese GlitchCat
itira: rude but alright
Mr_Horrible: because Hi-Chew is goated
salamisuperstar: Most candy is stupid if you think about it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Since all candy is stupid, therefore Japanese candy is stupid
Mr_Horrible: Starburst that a) tastes good and b doesn't stick to your teeth?
Mr_Horrible: sign me the fuck up
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hey leave me out of this
DEATHlikescats: Meltyblend does good chocolate truffles
Mr_Horrible: oh yeah the gimmick stuff is silly
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no
CururuGuasu: You can get Hi-Chew in MN
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you have an hour or two
Gascitygaming: was Fun Dip the closest we ever got to that?
Dalrint: Nope
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those are fun in groups but not by yourself
MurphEP: Are we finally going to kill Space?
Rhynerd: Gotta get through a section before you kill the boss
elkae: ew no
Gascitygaming: mmm then hazelnut little bois
saucemaster5000: chocolate isn't as good as sour patch kids
itira: ooo yeah, damn those are good
lochnessseammonster: true
DEATHlikescats: Pop'n Create are those BUILD A Candy Sunday kits
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ferro Roche aren't even good.
saucemaster5000: Feral Rocher?
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're really crap.
Mr_Horrible: he got a Ferro Roach-ey
Mr_Horrible: Kappa
MegaDosX: Ferrero Rocher is overrated
Juliamon: I mean, that shit just happens in any food
NotCainNorAbel: mmmm crunchy
AdamYMHMI: Adam and Ben doing the I Love Lucy chocolate conveyor belt scene is now running in my head.
saucemaster5000: aw
Gascitygaming: anyone else remember the chocolate seashells?
NimrodXIV: I thought you were going to say the brussel sprout thing
salamisuperstar: Is that by the same person who had the "shrimp" in there cereal?
TemporallyAwry: It's just expensive nutella on some m&ms Kappa
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @salamisuperstar that was a fun one
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MegaDosX: @TemporallyAwry You know, you're not wrong
elkae: hello raiders!
itira: I feel like Ferrero Rocher used to be better. But maybe im remembering wrong
MegaDosX: Also, raiders!
DEATHlikescats: Do not miss your chance to blow, this opportunity comes once in a playthrough
Fanklok: I don't eat any candy any more because I have an unhealthy relationship with sugar
saucemaster5000: I bought some gummy candy and it was just colorful worms! Yyyyuck
crono3453: @Gascitygaming Is there three of them?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the gurgs
NotCainNorAbel: yikes
Gascitygaming: @crono3453 when i was done there were fewer, but they were part brown....
SnackPak_: sergeHi
Steel_Wish: Raiding Party? That's my favorite build around enchantment
Juliamon: You probably don't want to know how much breakfast cereal you've eaten with bugs in it. So I'm not bothered by one guy having a wormy chocolate incident.
TemporallyAwry: sergePeek
itira: sergePopcorn
laundreydhull: I tried getting Strawberry Dragonfruit, from Baskin Robbins. But they told me they can't accept bills over 20. So I settled for a Java Chip via Target nearby.
saucemaster5000: Hey, Apologize to my parents, MR. and MRs. Master!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Juliamon free protein!
GlennSeto: Of the New Hampshire Gurgenator's?
lion_byte: filmot1Oop
DEATHlikescats: What a way to find out
Dalrint: You can't miss a blueprint until chapter 11, I don't think
Drathak: 👀 nodes?
saucemaster5000: sweetie, what's with all these nodes?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I read them for the articles, mom
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, how would you discover your given name? Isn't it something you would know?
Rhynerd: Fill your guns with nudes, they will become more powerful
GlennSeto: The Marker doesn't transmit "make us whole", but "show feet".
Dalrint: Do you want to know where the contact ammo blueprint is?
itira: seabatApp
emonotony: @Juliamon And that is why I pack cereals in airtight boxes.
drcthulu: The stasis energy node is pretty good
HorusFive: DId Andre the Giant not teach us that Size=Health
Fanklok: Damage is health for winners
blip2004: you have missed it
Gascitygaming: @HorusFive he in fact, taught us the opposite lol
emonotony: @Juliamon Weevils do not enhance the flavor.
Thefluffiestguineapig: To quote the Book of Mormon "I believe that satan has a hold on you"
Saintnex: According to Google, you have defo missed it
TemporallyAwry: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
HorusFive: @Gascitygaming Too soon :(
blip2004: it was on the mining deck of the ship
saucemaster5000: We only know half truths
Kramburger: Common Chat L
Dalrint: It's in this chapter. they are messing with you
DudelidouX: Are you in chapter 11 or 12?
Juliamon: emonotony I mean, there's not much an airtight box will do when the bugs are in the sealed bag to begin with
GhostofJeffGoldblum: force gun is not good
Saintnex: It’s on the ishimura, so leaving the ship means you can’t get it
Cptasparagus: contact bean
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I would not invest in it
Dalrint: Chat was just lying about it
aClonedPickle: if it was a BIG force gun, well. maybe we could talk
saucemaster5000: hang on, this game has chapters? I really should pay attention to the games they play one of these days
Steel_Wish: All guns bad
Juliamon: Please stop saying force gun like that
GhostofJeffGoldblum: force gun's secondary fire is useful for crowd control but it spreads its damagfe out so much it's very ammo inefficient
emonotony: Juliamon Keeps it from spreading to the other bags at any rate. I don't buy certain brands anymore.
Deltroid11: i really misheard force gun
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Juliamon oh good, it';s not just me hearing it
Gascitygaming: no sword, force gun
Thefluffiestguineapig: True that
lion_byte: i super misheard force gun
Steel_Wish: Books are the way to go
Kramburger: Snake Pulsegun in Escape from New York
saucemaster5000: Ergo Video Games are Guns.
lochnessseammonster: @saucemaster5000 nah no need PrideLaugh
saucemaster5000: Math
drcthulu: time to paint the line
Thefluffiestguineapig: We should all go sit and wait for death
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yes the respec is a great QoL change
Rhynerd: Force gun is good at two things: pushback and skin removal
GlennSeto: That would explain the aggression.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Very good design
Kramburger: Grab your cowboy boots, we're line dancers now
Gascitygaming: who says i want to 'stop' guys....?
Thefluffiestguineapig: If the System Shock 2 remake has this feature so many people will like that game so much more
saucemaster5000: Ugh System Shock Poo
GlennSeto: Water.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I get acid reflux a lot, it's rough
SnackPak_: F
lion_byte: F
GhostofJeffGoldblum: :X
Steel_Wish: Got em
Thefluffiestguineapig: F!
Saintnex: Oh. F
Steel_Wish: FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: GOD yes. Famotodine is my lifesaver
lochnessseammonster: jlrrFacepalm
Gascitygaming: benginHeck
Seth_Erickson: pulse carbine is bad Ben Kappa
GhostofJeffGoldblum: pulse carbine's secondary is good
drcthulu: lol
GhostofJeffGoldblum: but its primary fire is stinky doodoo
Kramburger: GOTTEM
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
saucemaster5000: I think Seth is good!
emonotony: @saucemaster5000 Uh if you need a lot of it it's one of those things to talk to a doctor about. It hitting your throat is very bad in the long run.
dougma: whats the next game on teh nope?
Seth_Erickson: I've got one fan PogChamp
Thefluffiestguineapig: Huh?
Steel_Wish: Not till tomorrow
dougma: What do you need it for?
VrolikSyndrome: I've had it every day of my life since I was 19. It's hell!
Kramburger: I left my wallet in my other space pants
TemporallyAwry: Just load the save? Kappa
Rhynerd: In this economy?
MegaDosX: Will you take a check?
AdamYMHMI: How many fingers is it worth to you?
El_Funko: Maybe, how many fingers are you gonna give up?
laundreydhull: crapshot?
lochnessseammonster: if i had it to spare, i would
crono3453: Oh my god shoes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude, if I could spare me $500 i would get an oil change in my car
Gascitygaming: Guys, i will just BUY you subway
Musicsquid: It’ll cost a finger
Steel_Wish: Buy a Subway
TheDailyMapleSyrup: They need it because stop being so nosey
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 I have, it's okay, I do run a very regulated diet. Trouble is I work with food, and have to taste, so pepcid saves my butt a lot.
Kramburger: I see two specials in front of me right now
elkae: aww
Rhynerd: Super cap
TemporallyAwry: If it turns it into a doom-gun with no reload required, that's pretty special? PrideShrug
Lithobraker: When I was young I thought it was hilarious that Day9 thought he was having a heart attack the first time he got heartburn. After my first time having heartburn I completely understood and emphasized.
Boon_33: line gun?
emonotony: @saucemaster5000 Ah. That's important context. One of those things where there's no unambiguous good options.
Steel_Wish: Where the Grenade Launcher?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 25
El_Funko: shotgun and railgun for this boy
ICitizenErasedI: the gun you like sucks but the one i like is for true connoisseurs
Steel_Wish: Oh
Steel_Wish: There the Grenade Launcher
Mr_Horrible: the Peepeepoopoo Gun
Mr_Horrible: the discerning gentleperson's choice
GhostofJeffGoldblum: your gun waifu is trash
hesterbyrde: better living through chemistry
GhostofJeffGoldblum: tums are just sodium bicarbonate, base, so they immediately raise the pH of your stomach.
Steel_Wish: Virgin machine gun fan vs chad double barrel shotgun enjoyer
elkae: not an ad btw
Pharmacistjudge: umm...tums is not that fast
drcthulu: fast acting tanactin
Makrosian_Tae: Eat freef
Pharmacistjudge: it's fast but not like instant
ICitizenErasedI: tums flies when you have ... heartburn?
elkae: Oh good Pharmacistjudge is here I don't have to take this one
emonotony: Could just be the drink with it
elkae: Ah the placebo effect
lion_byte: "Gotta have my Tums™️!"
comrade_cards: New Low song: TUMS Like These
Mr_Horrible: when the cheese starts flowing, tums gets your noodle going
Mr_Horrible: that's the jingle, right?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: well slower meds are ones that slow down the diffusion of acid into the stomach, which also last longer
GhostofJeffGoldblum: tusm work quick but wear off quick
elkae: PrideLaugh
Kramburger: My wife informs me that the placebo effect will still kinda work even if you kinow it's a placenbo
elkae: yes!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Kramburger yeah
GhostofJeffGoldblum: brains are dumb
saucemaster5000: HEY! When I crashed landed on earth, sugar water saved my life till fucking Tommy Lee Jones crawled in my mouth
elkae: they used to scare me so much as a kid PrideLaugh
rosesmcgee: it's calcium carbonate, it neutralizes the acid very quickly but your body always makes more
elkae: It's true
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
elkae: ADAM
Mr_Horrible: LUL
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
empyreon: riffYeti
TemporallyAwry: Another fun fact, really big pills and really small pills are more effective placebos
Kramburger: @LoadingReadyRun She's still open to better offers
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
patrick_stonecrusher: No no, it's aqua sucre
Steel_Wish: Adam asking the important questions
Peter_Chordash: That was awful marketing! I thought the medicine was putting pins in your back as a kid!
drcthulu: no bad Adam, sprays with water spritzer
r10pez10: can i have a placebo but it's a giant novelty cheque
lackingsanity: I still have the alarm force phone number/jingle memorized
Fanklok: Would you want to date someone who married Kramburger?
Kramburger: IDK Adam, I'm an unemployed designer. And least you have a steady income
elkae: United Furniture Warehouse, BUM BUM
Pharmacistjudge: placebos work better as prices go up
Thefluffiestguineapig: That pepto bismol commercial still hits me sometimes
Pharmacistjudge: pricey placebos work better than cheap ones
patrick_stonecrusher: Is your wife double?
Mr_Horrible: "See it's a placebo because the billion dollars wouldn't affect me at OpieOP "
saucemaster5000: NGL my ex (a lovely person btw) turned real red at the "is she single" joke
lochnessseammonster: jlrrCooltunes
Nigouki: now do cars for kids
MegaDosX: 000 00 0002
hieroglyphica: Yeah, I use a huge amount of supplements cause of my mystery autoimmune thing, and I guess probably half of them don't have a real effect but you'll take my probably-placebos from my swollen, red hands
lochnessseammonster: big mood
kakmize: next time Savidan
Gascitygaming: dial 573 -7373 pizza 73!
lion_byte: oh, you mean ***********?
Kramburger: My social security number is Hunter2
Fanklok: What's a little identity theft among friends
Steel_Wish: Shane Company, at
MegaDosX: @Kramburger That's funny, I only see *******
GlennSeto: I'm friends with several.
Steel_Wish: Whoops
Kramburger: My wife's ex has been my Dm for the last decade
lochnessseammonster: i sing the pizza pizza phone number to myself
budbjinxed: 877 cash now
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Double your pleasure double your fun
elkae: @Kramburger I READ THAT AS DOM
saucemaster5000: What? No. Look, you've been making this joke for years PrideLaugh . They COULD be watching
r10pez10: apply directly to forehead
Kramburger: @elkae ;)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kramburger Same
DarknessKingCoH: Do you have a structured settlement and you need cash now?
emonotony: Pharmacistjudge Always wild to me how it works to some people, I've got notebooks just so I can believe anything happens from pills
BusTed: @Kramburger PrideLaugh
rosesmcgee: Keep your friends close and your SO's exes closer
Kramburger: My DM is Poly, so...
Makrosian_Tae: Adam
CaptainChibale: the only phone number I can remember is 867 5309
Kaaosa: i little rat
Gascitygaming: free pizza!
Kaaosa: a*
Mr_Horrible: Lil Caesar 100%
saucemaster5000: Does the little ceasers guy repeat EVERY word?
Mr_Horrible: as long as he doesn't stab me
Saintnex: Little Caesar’s all the say
CastleOtranto: Pizza! Pizza! he exclaimes.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Kramburger: Trix rabbit knows guys
Steel_Wish: Trix rabbit does lines every weekend
Gascitygaming: Trix are for kids but this is for me! *sniiiiirrrk*
Fanklok: Lucky has a CAULDRON brimming with gold
mulligan2six: Trix are for kids, but this coke is for me!
VrolikSyndrome: Just a little Trix to get me to next week.
emonotony: I'm friends with most of my exes, they're very disagreeable in general so I generally can't really tell anything's changed.'
mulligan2six: @Gascitygaming Same brain
VrolikSyndrome: Then I'll pay you back, I swear!
Makrosian_Tae: What's the cerealof choice in Subway-verse?
Mr_Horrible: reminds me of the powerpuff girls episode where the Trix Rabbit standin just breaks down sobbing
Kramburger: Adam would you go to the gym with Tony the Tiger?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Trix rabbit has that briefcase from Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
CaptainChibale: there is no cereal in subwayverse it's only subway
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you open the box of ecreal and it's full of tiny subs
Steel_Wish: How about Trix rabbit or Tony the Tiger?
CaptainChibale: breakfast subs
Gascitygaming: what if we had cookie crisp but with subway cookies?
TemporallyAwry: Bread Crumbs are the cereal of choice :p
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you pour out the milk: liquidifed subs
AdamYMHMI: Tiny sandwhiches in a bowl with milk
kumatsu: the LGS I worked at was next door to a 24 hour subway
snowyowlly: more circular
CururuGuasu: Breakfast subs are legit
saucemaster5000: Eat BreakFresh
Mr_Horrible: I just imagined a bowl of cold-cuts and milk at that sentence and heaved a little
El_Funko: The eggs they use here are actually decent
drcthulu: it's a smaller sandwich
elkae: long e g g
TemporallyAwry: Don't google long-egg, it might ruin eggs for you.
Kramburger: Long egg sounds like long pork
Mazrae: But in the subwayverse is there a Cheese Tax
crono3453: No Subway cereal? Tiny Italian herb and cheese bread bits you pour milk on?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, its a microwaved disk thing if I remember correctly
lochnessseammonster: unfortunately i'm allergic to rabbits so still lil caesar's guy for me
Papa_Princesse: Egg disk
Juliamon: long egg can be good, like the egg in a maki roll
Mr_Horrible: so yes, because Tony the Tiger isn't real
Gascitygaming: tony will respect your space
CaptainChibale: if there's dogs there's a cheese tax
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam which cereal mascot is the most fuckable
BusTed: rayfkWelp
Kramburger: Tony the Tiger can get it Adam, you're on the wrong side of history here
Mr_Horrible: "accidentally"
Musicsquid: Tony the Tiger said my dumpy looks grrrrreat
drcthulu: no smaller mascots live longer like dogs
Gascitygaming: alright, kill, eff, marry, snap crackle pop
GhostValv: adam the cereal killer
VrolikSyndrome: Whichever one has the tall hat.
DarknessKingCoH: Crackle would go Pop
Juliamon: GhostofJeffGoldblum It's Tony and you don't even need to be a furry to admit it
Mr_Horrible: Snap ______ Pop Rice Krispies
Kramburger: BOYS
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
DaxStrife: Fake cereal fan, Ben.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
itira: oh my god lololol
elkae: oh wow
drcthulu: That's elfist
WetPaperSack: Their names are literally on their hats
raulghoulia: Crackle got milk shake ducked
elkae: lrrWOW
Steel_Wish: @ghostofjeffgoldblum Toucan Sam
lochnessseammonster: dead PrideLaugh
Fanklok: Just like me and Ferisar
plundypops: I'm writing my twitlonger
emonotony: Why did you put rice crispies in a milkshake???
Kramburger: Tony the Tiger
saucemaster5000: Me
drcthulu: Count Chocula
El_Funko: Tony the Tiger
TemporallyAwry: Count Chocula
Kramburger: He's HOTT
MAPBoardgames: Tony
mulligan2six: Count chocula.
itira: Cheerios
Mr_Horrible: the criminal dog from cookie crisp
GhostValv: King Vitaman
Saintnex: Tony
ShaneLeeAtk: Sugar Bear
Yolysses: Tony the Tiger, he's a gAmEr
Dog_of_Myth: Honey Nut Cheerio Bee
Gascitygaming: if it's just mascot, Captain crunch, not cereal based
DaxStrife: Tony the Tiger; he's in shape and always supportive.
karpma: Sarah Koenig
Khasi1596: Tony the Tiger
KelevaStreams: hm
lackingsanity: snap crackle and pop
itira: oh...
kakmize: sorry what?
VrolikSyndrome: Of milk, obviously.
itira: my
lochnessseammonster: toucan sam
Mr_Horrible: a "protein" shot?
lion_byte: I'd Frost Tony's Flakes
MegaDosX: benginBonk
Kramburger: If that's what Tony wants...
Yolysses: Can't have frosted flakes w/o milk
GlennSeto: rrr
TemporallyAwry: !adult
LRRbot: I need an adult, preferably a trained physiatrist.
SnackPak_: no thanks
Mr_Horrible: probs not, no
saucemaster5000: Shit, the Tony guy also sang "grim grinning ghosts" yeah, they can cream of wheat me
MAPBoardgames: We didn't say that!
Gascitygaming: I don't want hair in my mouth...
MegaDosX: Nope
Rootpotato: you know what, would
Rhynerd: Fair
elkae: no thank you
Thefluffiestguineapig: !adult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
Pharmacistjudge: yes, we are telling you we wouldn't
Makrosian_Tae: Oh god
rosesmcgee: It's called yiffing in that community
ButterBall000: Who would win in a fight, Tony the Tiger or Captain Crunch?
Mr_Horrible: oh god, nooooooo
itira: LOLOL
elkae: no! NO
Steel_Wish: Tony got them sweet cheeks
Saintnex: Nope
Kramburger: Tony the Tiger eats his pineapple
KelevaStreams: this is the first thing I hear after showing up
Musicsquid: Frost my Flakes, Tony
salamisuperstar: How do you think he frosts those flakes?
Juliamon: He frosts the flakes for you personally
crono3453: No Ben. He's Grrrrreat
Mr_Horrible: I'm choking on my granola bar LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Do you think Tony yells "it's grrrrrreat!" as he finishes
emonotony: Crook comes in from offscreen-
saucemaster5000: Wait, Ben, did you know there's this white thing kinda like cereal>
shendaras: seabatClap
Mr_Horrible: you can't do this to me while I'm snacking, Adam
saucemaster5000: yeah
MAPBoardgames: yeah
Gascitygaming: WHAT?!
Seth_Erickson: MMM frosted flakes are fine
lochnessseammonster: rude!
El_Funko: I'd take corn flakes over frosted flakes 100% of the time
Juliamon: How can you say that when Kix exists
Mr_Horrible: Frosted Flakes are good but you gotta eat FAST
lochnessseammonster: they are goated
rosesmcgee: Raisin bran is goated
drcthulu: Bran Buds
lackingsanity: wasnt there a tony the tiger vtuber twitch stream at some point
GhostofJeffGoldblum: raisin bran's better than frosted flakes send tweet
saucemaster5000: raisin bran RULES!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: more flavor
TemporallyAwry: GrapeNuts are still weird.
lackingsanity: raisin bran is good
kumatsu: you can't weaponize frosted flakes like you do capn crunch
Seth_Erickson: Regular Bran is actually uneatable
Rhynerd: Let’s Nope: come for Ben and Adam to call your faves trash, stay to fuck a tiger. Also, there’s a horror game
ghyllnox: That's a wrap everyone, Ben pulled the cord on an Adam joke
CaptainChibale: the cereal I miss most is frosted wheat.
Scy_Anide: Tony the Tiger, *biggest* mascot.
Seth_Erickson: But corn flakes are just good though
AdamYMHMI: Raisin Bran is delicious. Just pour those scoops into me.
Steel_Wish: I don't eat cereal so I don't have an opinion
CaptainChibale: I can't have wheat :<
SnackPak_: upgrade
Pharmacistjudge: no smacks frog?
BusTed: Had such a good croon.
Gascitygaming: I couldn't have anything with more sugar than like frosted flakes or flavoured cheerios growing up
saucemaster5000: The sugar crisp bear less fun since rehab
Kramburger: My daughter has started requesting multiple dry wheet-bix for breakfast,. The ki ain't right
mulligan2six: Sugar crisp bear fucks for sure
Ferisar: ben the battery...
MegaDosX: "Guess I forgot to put the fog lights in"
NorthstarTex: I mean even the furries will party with the sugar crisp bear
frameshifty: raisin bran is great if you add a little extra sugar
Gascitygaming: It lorge mini wheat
Thefluffiestguineapig: She is VERY regular
El_Funko: that's shredded wheat
GhostofJeffGoldblum: cap'n crunch?
rosesmcgee: I was eating dry LIFE cereal like a toddler the other day, it was delightful
drcthulu: Crispix?
salamisuperstar: I thought it was"Can't get enough of that Cookie Crisp"
Mr_Horrible: that's Mini-Wheats yeah
MegaDosX: Yeah that's Mini Wheats
saucemaster5000: My niece wants me to constantly bring her homemade pickled beets. She's 2. I'm so worried.
Mr_Horrible: PB Crunch kinda goated
CaptainChibale: yeah miniwheats
Gascitygaming: fuity pebbles just has the flintstones
koodooman: wheet-a-bix is the swiss army knife of cereal, it goes with pretty much everything
NorthstarTex: He doesn't even wear a tricorn hat, he's not even a real captain!
El_Funko: crunchy nut cereal is the actual best, both in taste and memes
lion_byte: He's not even an actual captain!
Seth_Erickson: you don't have to be good captain to be a good mascot
Mr_Horrible: they're liquid, Adam! Conventional weapons are useless!
Thefluffiestguineapig: He is also not a captain based on his uniform
hieroglyphica: @saucemaster5000 ...but homemade pickled beets are AMAZING...?
MAPBoardgames: I eat Marshmallow Mates over Capn Crunch.
Gascitygaming: @El_Funko my granola bars are littlerally called "dark chocolate nut"
Seth_Erickson: have we tried shifting one of the batteries
Makrosian_Tae: My little gamer SingsNote
Ferisar: lol
Seth_Erickson: and seeing if this changes anything
Ferisar: battery off the top
hieroglyphica: @saucemaster5000 Red, golden, or otherwise? My favorite is golden with anise and mustard seed
Mr_Horrible: people out here slandering Captain Horatio
saucemaster5000: @hieroglyphica I... she's 2!!! I offered to make her birthday cake and she said "... beets?"
Kramburger: All games today do is lead you by the nose to the next objective
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think the phrase "conventional weapons are useless' is great until it applies to the situation you are currently in
drcthulu: The natty batty
Khasi1596: the nattery
Mr_Horrible: coulda blown up Ben's spot
Kramburger: The nutty butty
azninsect: oh hey, this space isnt alive
Steel_Wish: This stream has been blursed
hieroglyphica: @saucemaster5000 lol being her an old school red velvet cake made with beets just to troll... a 2 yr old. Ok I have bad advice
MegaDosX: Always has been
Gascitygaming: isn't space just technically 'non-living'?
hesterbyrde: On the opposite end of the spectrum from wake-and-bake is the fucking raccoon from Honeycomb cereal who looked like he was receiving a constant drip of PCP
saucemaster5000: @hieroglyphica no I like this...
lochnessseammonster: this steam is wonderful
VrolikSyndrome: We've learned what Tony the Tiger tastes like.
emonotony: Spin the Wheel of Morality
Ferisar: hmm ben
Ferisar: hmmm
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't that a segment on some kid's show?
MegaDosX: We learned Adam's into tigers
Kramburger: We learned Adam would take a shot in the mouth from Tony T. Tiger
drcthulu: There's a line and we've clearly crossed it, but lets keep going and see how far we can go
Ferisar: LOL
azninsect: it was the zombies we blursted along the way
GlennSeto: Yeah, that's how I bullshitted my parents into letting me watch He-Man.
itira: I missed that part... did you say hands?
hieroglyphica: @saucemaster5000 probably bring her beets too I dunno. But, learning experience!
AdamYMHMI: Change your shoes, throw on your sweater vest and talk about what happened on today's show.
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
Seth_Erickson: they definitely abuse their friendship power with you
Otakuman81: “Wheel of LLR, turn, turn, turn. Tell us the lesson that we have learned.”
Kramburger: There's a pill for that Ben
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AdamYMHMI Also feed the fish
drcthulu: uppies have been removed
emonotony: @drcthulu Once you get locked into a seriously inappropriate joke...
Gascitygaming: I have a question, large like actual ventillation fans, are they actually sharp?
Mr_Horrible: Honey Nut Cheerios for sure
GhostofJeffGoldblum: reese's puffs cereal milk is mid, it's fine
drcthulu: Fruit Loops
BusTed: eat 'em up
hesterbyrde: anything with cinnamon makes amazing cereal milk
GhostofJeffGoldblum: cocoa krispies though
MAPBoardgames: Honey nut cherrios
lion_byte: post-cereal clarity?
GhostValv: waffle crisp
GhostofJeffGoldblum: cocoa krispies have some dankmilk
MegaDosX: Crunchy Nut Cornflakes
DarknessKingCoH: Cinnamon Toast Crunch
lochnessseammonster: lucky charms
Gascitygaming: honey nut cheerios , actually yeah
AdamYMHMI: Cocoa Pebbles has the best milk imo
hieroglyphica: Honey nut Cheerios clearly makes best milk
comrade_cards: Honey nut Chex
MegaDosX: Wow.
saucemaster5000: Jesus Ben. You want an IV of maple syrup to balance out that breakfast?
BusTed: v good
MegaDosX: @lion_byte You broke them, well done
Dog_of_Myth: That's a good one
Kramburger: Ben you need to pronounce 'Reeces' more clearly to avoid confusion
lochnessseammonster: PrideLaugh seabatClap
hieroglyphica: @comrade_cards ok, I can agree with that
Mr_Horrible: the internet has ruined the reese's puffs song for me
lion_byte: eiffel1Laff2 lrrSHINE
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah
Mr_Horrible: we stan a criminal
emonotony: Mr_Horrible All I hear is the Flintstones theme
Fanklok: As someone who had probably consumed a small child's worth of reese's cups in his life reese's puffs are garbage
MegaDosX: McCallister?
lamina5432: have we mentioned the chereo's bee
saucemaster5000: Home Alone
Kramburger: Boys night is BACK
AdamYMHMI: Do you mean Mikey?
Gascitygaming: REmember the kid who would ketchup his fries one at a time?
Kramburger: Ben I forgot about Pagemaster
Rootpotato: the fucking pagemaster
salamisuperstar: Kevin Costner cereal?
Saintnex: So does the New Day count as the mascot of booty-o’s?
eric_christian_berg: Peak Canadian.
Seth_Erickson: go back to stirring whatever sauce you're sous'ing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mikey was some kind of mentos or something
saucemaster5000: I already made pizza sauce! Cut your own damn onions!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pop rocks?
Kramburger: That's a good point, Big E is technically a cereal mascot
Mr_Horrible: behind you, provably Kappa
Mazrae: Nope to all cereal the only cereal I had in my life was when I was an infant was infant cereal and that is what my mom told me, now I'm 32 and never ate any cereal that I can think of not even a crispy treat
hieroglyphica: I think a lot of us are. I've made risotto AND brownies over the course of this stream!
Ferisar: ooOOoOoOohhh
MegaDosX: Let me tell you something, brother
kumatsu: Saucemaster actually been a potager chef this entire time
saucemaster5000: Did you finish your homework?
AdamYMHMI: "Give it Mikey, he'll eat anything!" was some sort of quaker oats breakfast cereal
Mr_Horrible: oh damn
Makrosian_Tae: Omae wa mou shinderu
Steel_Wish: Can I copy your homework?
plundypops: earmuffs twitch chat, earmuffs
Kramburger: You were supposed to write a poem for literature club
Pharmacistjudge: you know all chat are narcs
kumatsu: I sure hope they aren't saying anything relevant, my ears are covered
hesterbyrde: I think Mikey was Life cereal.
Seth_Erickson: 👂❌
lochnessseammonster: snitch chat
AdamYMHMI: @hesterbyrde Oh, yeah, that's it
saucemaster5000: Welp, Remy gets pizza sauce, ben gets a dinner with Tom Cruise
Fanklok: Is cool I'm no narc, unlike some other members of twitch chat
Gascitygaming: Man, had a computer science class in high school, could get on MSN messenger in class, one guy would do the assignment and send it to another guy, we'd all chain it and make small cosmetic changes and hand it in
Kramburger: There, my ears are blocked
GhostofJeffGoldblum: listen, the Necromorphs are just protecting their rights.
Rhynerd: Narcs become Marks
emonotony: Can't kite 'em. Can you lure them off one by one?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Adam doing the normal DDLC run or is it DDLC +
emonotony: Need better footies.
DarknessKingCoH: What about the Chex Warrior from Chex Quest?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Remy'd eat it.
Steel_Wish: Switching to your sidearm is faster than reloading
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Dogs ain't discernin.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DarknessKingCoH Windmill slam. Is it the new one or the original
Gascitygaming: it's big straight mac
Seth_Erickson: Spaghetti Meat Sauce without Spaghetti
plundypops: riggity-wrecked-a-toni
GlennSeto: you gotta
saucemaster5000: WAIT! I'll give you pizza if you tell me what rigatoni is right now
Mazrae: Rigatoni is the spiral one if I remember correctly
elkae: that was so good
Kramburger: Rigatonie? Sorry, I'm not into rat movies
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 that rat under the french kid's hat innit
DarknessKingCoH: @DarknessKingCoH og has the cooler art
VrolikSyndrome: You, uh, mean penne, right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't it one of the big tube ones?
VrolikSyndrome: Great. Just making sure!
Kramburger: Pennes out in chat
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Peen. like Frosted Flakes.
Gascitygaming: I like peen ree-gate
TemporallyAwry: Absolutely Not LuvOops
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 you win. Go to your local domino's and say "the code word." They'll know what to do
Seth_Erickson: Penne just like Dima
Fanklok: Adam is 100% saying that properly
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 they said "the raven flies at midnight, it shall be done"
Kramburger: This stream has been YMCA'd
emonotony: @saucemaster5000 Butbutbut what if you want pizza, not drugs?
saucemaster5000: FUCK! I'm dead.
kumatsu: This has been a great parody of Weird Al's "I Think I'm a Clone Now"
azninsect: YMCA exists in Australia
Kramburger: We call it the PCYC
Steel_Wish: Dale'd it
azninsect: Theres both
HorusFive: And now you are that 40 year okd
drcthulu: and pocket sand
azninsect: I forget if its the same umbrella corp though, between PCYC and YMCA
emonotony: Take 40 points of aging damage
saucemaster5000: Every YMCa has a Dale. It's like Bioshock
Thefluffiestguineapig: And being DMs?
Mr_Horrible: damn, bodied
Seth_Erickson: I'll tell you who else loves young men's basketball, the Church of LDS.
ButterBall000: Is this a Tell Dale moment?
AdamYMHMI: Now you'll go to the YMCA and all there'll be is 20 year olds playing basketball...
VrolikSyndrome: def
saucemaster5000: Yes
Earthenone: !quote dale
LRRbot: Quote #7176: "'Oh that seems like a real bad idea.' 'That's why I'm saying yes to it!'" —Jacob and Dale [2020-09-07]
Steel_Wish: Probably?
saucemaster5000: Can Confirm
Mr_Horrible: that's certainly a sentence
NimrodXIV: he has a daughter sooo
Kramburger: I mean, he has kids so...
Gascitygaming: If Weird Al was in his prime 10 years ago you think he would have written "Just Yeet it"
ICitizenErasedI: he fucks but it sounds like an accordion
munocard: Yeah, he's married and has a kid
salamisuperstar: He does have a wife and kids right?
CptMurphey: a confirmed fucker
saucemaster5000: @ICitizenErasedI PrideLaugh PrideLaugh I'm laughing way too hard at this!
itira: hahahahaaaa
Mr_Horrible: doin a little poke-a
lion_byte: So then he canonically fucks
Kramburger: Dave Grohl said that finding his kids go to the same school as weird Al's kids was the only time he's been starstruck
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap
saucemaster5000: What song does he play?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I will ONLY have sex with him if it sounds like an accordian
NotCainNorAbel: I can only get so hard
GhostofJeffGoldblum: if he sounds lijke a normal dude I'm out
salamisuperstar: That's why you do it
xantos69: Big Same Bestie
mulligan2six: Thats MJ
Steel_Wish: Either option, you have to wear a Mime outfit
itira: "GIRL" in a deep voice
NotCainNorAbel: Do you not sound like an accordian when you move?
AdamYMHMI: He just constantly tells you he's "bringing sexy back"
azninsect: "GRRL"
itira: GORL
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
Gascitygaming: well laughing during sex is great, so i'm down either way lol
ThirdGames: What did I just tune into?
Fanklok: No one will believe you either way
plundypops: why not both
Seth_Erickson: easy accordion for mea
GhostofJeffGoldblum: can I pick both at once?
Mr_Horrible: Adam doing his "A penguin that ate too much fish" impression
code1300: Either bed or Adam seen the weird Al movie
SnackPak_: Al for sure
GhostofJeffGoldblum: are you poooping
VrolikSyndrome: Should we call someone?
AdamYMHMI: So what happens when Justin and Al get together?
MegaDosX: Adam I think you need more fibre in your diet
Gascitygaming: Justin Timberlake but doing the "pepper bar" lines
Khasi1596: good fuckin lord what is this conversation?
10of9: This is slowly turning into Beej's Tingle voice
GlennSeto: and you're filming
comrade_cards: "twins, basil"
HorusFive: Weird Al doing a Timberlake impression or visa versa? Choose
Musicsquid: Al doesn’t sound like an accordion but his dick is def shaped like one
AdamYMHMI: I believe that's what they call a "Remix Album"
Rhynerd: @musicsquid !sir
Steel_Wish: Colonel, help
MegaDosX: Sick comeback my guy
kumatsu: Adam about to wash chat's mouth out with soap
xantos69: Ok, but for serious if Weird Al and Justin Timberlake teamed up for a duo album I would buy 10 copies.
MegaDosX: I'm so chastened
Mashamino: the new porn soundtrack: accordion with interspersed "GIRL!"
drcthulu: He's waving a fart
Pharmacistjudge: the vast majority of people in this chat would be healthier with some sort of fiber supplement
Makrosian_Tae: What is this? A health pack for ANTS?
MegaDosX: Is someone talking?
Raincoast_Bear: Hi Super Nope Brothers. Space Dead enough for you?
munocard: That Weird Al/Portugal The Man crossover was actually kinda rad.
drcthulu: stop drop and roll
Gascitygaming: what is this? Scorn for ants?
Mr_Horrible: great use of that medkit
Mr_Horrible: Kappa
azninsect: "I think we're alone now...GRRL"
NotCainNorAbel: I just googled it and Weird Al married up, way up.
Gascitygaming: Funny guys get it man
NarishmaReborn: there is no up from weird al, so nah
itira: LUL
saucemaster5000: yeah there is no up from the Yankovic
Steel_Wish: Weird Al definitely fucks, a good amount
Sogheim: ooh is it obelisk time?
MegaDosX: Now does JT top, bottom, or switch?
munocard: definitely not a cursed rock
Gascitygaming: "Move that marker!"
comrade_cards: Beastie boys' song Girl?
Mr_Horrible: true
Rhynerd: push the cart ben
Mysticman89: I have oatmeal cookies sometimes. oatmeal is fibre-y
saucemaster5000: Dr. GRRL
Gascitygaming: I had a lot of fruit at work today
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 Dr. GRRLfriend
Steel_Wish: * in Bane voice* "do you know what happens to your body without fibre?"
HorusFive: The system works
NotCainNorAbel: wait...does that not equal out?
drcthulu: no...
Mysticman89: its just math
Pharmacistjudge: sure, that would help your colon, but your pancreas may have different opinions
Scy_Anide: You would absorb the oatmeal slower at least, which would be good.
Raincoast_Bear: Pretty carby and sugary.
MegaDosX: Who listens to a pancreas though?
lackingsanity: ill have you know that earlier today I ate several handfuls of raisin bran straight out of the box while standing around aimlessly in the kitchen
blip2004: dozen bran muffins will do the trick
Gascitygaming: Is that the opposite of the tim's Smile cookie?
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Steel_Wish: Steve Jobs didn't
Dog_of_Myth: No, that's the Gallbladder
saucemaster5000: Pancreas<Walleus
Steel_Wish: Look at him now
MegaDosX: I mean, gall bladder
SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly
Mysticman89: I heard a friend who ate a box of fibre one bars in one sitting. She was firinn out pellets later
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ooh, i'm the pancreas, sometimes your immune system just kills me
eric_christian_berg: Hey! Weird Al did a song about how cool the pancreas is.
Mr_Horrible: Insulin, more like Insultin'
munocard: Funny enough, there's a whole Weird Al song about the pancreas.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh that joke is way better wow
MegaDosX: The only opinions you hear from your gall bladder are bad takes
Mashamino: not listening to the pancreas, weren't we JUST talking about Weird Al?
AdamYMHMI: My pancreas failed me, and I don't listen to failures!
comrade_cards: Famous weird al song Pancreas
saucemaster5000: fuck steel wish!
Juliamon: Gall bladders have the WORST takes
EvilBadman: Pancreas floating by some stolen valor, I tell you what
emonotony: I checked the math, you could do that many oatmeal raisin cookies if you exercised at least three hours daily?
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX That's why I had mine removed
Juliamon: Glad to have ditched mine
SnackPak_: skin
kakmize: heart
MegaDosX: Heart
VrolikSyndrome: s k i n
MurphEP: Liver chan
Gascitygaming: tongue easy
saucemaster5000: Nah. Skin top tier
Steel_Wish: My head hurts
GhostofJeffGoldblum: where has my brain gotten me tholugh
AdamYMHMI: Which organ has your heart?
drcthulu: Heart
GhostofJeffGoldblum: gotta be liver
Mr_Horrible: Lungs-chan, get over here
azninsect: my waifu? it belongs in the trash?
NotCainNorAbel: can't go wrong with a second liver
GhostofJeffGoldblum: can't drink beer without a liver
lochnessseammonster: brain is ultimate dom
Saintnex: Heart
Mashamino: the brain is the CEO of the body
Seth_Erickson: I take a liver I think
saucemaster5000: I'll marry my sphincter. It tells riddle
Mr_Horrible: the opposite, actually
MegaDosX: Goddamnit Ben benginLul
azninsect: yeah but intestines can cause more shit Kappa
Rhynerd: Skin.
drcthulu: You're skin is a pretty good option
Dog_of_Myth: Let them cook.
EvilBadman: Lotta people saying liver, probably ruining theirs with drinks Kappa
Crashzxs: if you think about it, in the end, we are all meat gundams
MegaDosX: Hey Savidan, your epidermis is showing
MAPBoardgames: I used to think that the brain was the most interesting part of the human anatomy. Then I realized, yeah, look what's telling me that!
hesterbyrde: Yeah my vote is skin
emonotony: Crashzxs I'm a cyborg I got a lot of silicon and metals.
frameshifty: your ddigestive tract also basicalyl has its own nervous system subsytem to itself
saucemaster5000: I'd show up at the marriage like the graduate "PANCREAS!!"
Fanklok: Wow is Isaac a seventh level wizard?
Mr_Horrible: necromorphs, standing outside the flame wall and complaining about Dhalsim's zoning
drcthulu: The buzz saw is pretty good for ammo conservation
GlennSeto: I'm gonna say brain stem, cause it has the power to take my breath away.
Pharmacistjudge: I'll be honest. I tell my judges I operate under the rules of surgery: 1.) Eat when you can eat 2.) Sleep when you can sleep.... 10.) Don't %#$# with the pancreas.
Kramburger: Ripper? I hardly knew her!
kumatsu: skin waifu is obviously a hugger
saucemaster5000: epidumnus
Mysticman89: the OG gun only is both an ahcivement and actually decent once upggraded
Mr_Horrible: from what I've seen what they try to encourage in the remake is stuff like the contact beam and the flamethrower to soften them up and then make the limbs easier for other guns to crunch through
GlennSeto: What did she just say?
Mr_Horrible: sniped by a baby
NotCainNorAbel: elfunkSickest
MegaDosX: Your head exploded
Mr_Horrible: what a way to go
Mazrae: Never played this game but I see Nicole is the final villain
hesterbyrde: absolutely.
emonotony: My pancreas was always going to fail in a predictable way, so it doesn't matter what I eat, I develop diabetes anyway... and much at the same pace.
Seth_Erickson: yes blood just blasts out of your neck
Juliamon: Fountain? Depends on how pressurized your suit is.
elkae: dude the human body has so much blood
itira: eesh
saucemaster5000: no, you'd become smaller like mario
Mr_Horrible: I've watched Scanners
Mr_Horrible: does that count
elkae: i've seen enough of it irl
MAPBoardgames: If anime has taught me anything...
code1300: Blood still pumping
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hesterbyrde: Blood pressure be pressurized.
VrolikSyndrome: Never been in a fight!
emonotony: elkae Eh I've woken up in a pool of my blood many times and turns out you don't have all that much to lose.
NotCainNorAbel: Adam had that one mushroom and never got in a fight; checks out
Mr_Horrible: haven't found a fire flower in nearly 40 years, tho. Times are tough out here
Mr_Horrible: even for a Dodge King like Adam
GlennSeto: Anyone seen the Execution in Carnival Row season 2? The first few rows of the crowd should have been less dry.
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible Global warming, Amirite?
Steel_Wish: Do you think Luigi fucks?
emonotony: elkae I say, having repeatedly survived serious blood loss, including one the doctors took several hours to stop, so I guess it can't be that important.
Mr_Horrible: almost certainly
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Luigi fucks Peach because Mario is celibate.
NoTomToLose: There's a Baby Luigi, so
saucemaster5000: Luigi has sloppy thirds. Behind toad.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: It's a weird arrangement but it works.
Mysticman89: Toad gets around
Steel_Wish: Oh you right
Steel_Wish: I forgot
Kipstar: budding
Mr_Horrible: Um actually Baby Luigi is from the past, Ben
GlennSeto: But that's just Luigi as a kid.
Pharmacistjudge: Who do you think Daisy playing with?
Mr_Horrible: they are not contemporaries
Juliamon: It's a time travel thing
NotCainNorAbel: hell yeah L fucks; when Mario is off doing all of those games and movies....the Big L is at home keeping everyone happy
Sogheim: I don't think Luigi Mario donated sperm...
Cptasparagus: is it green
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum The superpoly bros.
Juliamon: They had a whole game about it
Rhynerd: Are we making Luigi his own grandpa?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ah, that's what the house sauce is.
VrolikSyndrome: @NotCainNorAbel It's a thankless job, but someone's gotta do it.
Mysticman89: whole wheat
lochnessseammonster: that was the wrong moment to sip my water PrideLaugh
GlennSeto: But seriously: Mario, Bowser & Peach are in a polycule and the kidnappings are a kink thing.
Mr_Horrible: Show whole, Streamer
Makrosian_Tae: I'll make us hol' deez NUTS
Pharmacistjudge: Hive Mind is coming. Save your Force of Will or you're dying to Pact Combo
Seth_Erickson: LUL
MegaDosX: y e e t
drcthulu: it's out of the park
emonotony: @GlennSeto The ending to Odyssey makes it pretty clear Peach is not in the polycule.
saucemaster5000: @GlennSeto Honestly, this is the most positive take on the mushroom kingdom. Here for it
patrick_stonecrusher: Fan theory says the lady from Galaxy is Luigi's daughter from the future
Seth_Erickson: If you yell when you hit ammo it adds 10 mph to your fast ball
Makrosian_Tae: this should be it in the oroginal game
Boon_33: yes
Rhynerd: Final boss is probably soon ueah
saucemaster5000: I have an hr drive ahead of me tonight, I hope this is "the boss"
Rhynerd: @saucemaster5000 it will be
Mr_Horrible: this feels like Hive Mind is soon, yeah
GlennSeto: @emonotony Legitimately a great scene, though.
comrade_cards: I haven't really been paying attention but why are the zombies attacking you? Doesn't the obelisk control them, and you are doing what the obelisk wants?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it doesn't really control them
saucemaster5000: Obelisk is Tsundere
Rhynerd: @comrade_cards hive mind and obelisk are fighting. Hive mind took the zombies
MAPBoardgames: Obelisk! Obelisk! Obelisk! Obelisk!
GlennSeto: Although it's just a kink thing for Bowser & Peach, Mario is just a good-natured himbo who appreciates the workout.
drcthulu: It just makes them and encourages them to be violent
Mysticman89: thankfully nicole is her
Mr_Horrible: "Who the fuck is Nicole?"
MegaDosX: How about mami?
emonotony: GlennSeto That scene was brilliant, and also in the original Bowsette comic wasn't it?
Steel_Wish: You can say Brother tho
saucemaster5000: You also can't say "the" -- too sexual
Gascitygaming: Like Rhea Ripley
Saintnex: Hearing Mami just makes me think Rhea at this point
GlennSeto: @emonotony Not familiar with the comic.
Musicsquid: *string of expletives* Mommy
theneatestburrito: Yeah, yummy umami
MegaDosX: @Gascitygaming It is wild the kind of heat Dom is getting at the moment. I saw a clip from Raw yesterday and it was /deafening/
GhostofJeffGoldblum: mommy (derogatory)
Mysticman89: I feel bad for actual step ssiblings, that got ruined too
drcthulu: Hang in there Phil McCrackin
GhostofJeffGoldblum: don't you dare call me a fucking gamer
saucemaster5000: (I'm not)
NotCainNorAbel: we are all games on this blessed day.
emonotony: GlennSeto The Odyssey "Peach is leaving" scene plays, Bowser and Mario look at each other, Bowser picks up the super crown.
Fanklok: I'm no gay mer
GlennSeto: rawr
saucemaster5000: amn
saucemaster5000: er... am now
Steel_Wish: Imagine being a gamer
TemporallyAwry: I'm not a gamer, that's why I watch professionals :p
Steel_Wish: Lmao couldnt be me
saucemaster5000: fucking parnets
GlennSeto: oh, content warning
Mysticman89: hit them with aard
saucemaster5000: I blame my parnets for all that is worng with me
GlennSeto: if the original is anything to go by
Gascitygaming: !warning
Juliamon: !cw
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TemporallyAwry: In all seriousness, y'all make the games more fun than i'd ever have struggling through them lrrSHINE
Gascitygaming: They were always the same company actually, just marketed as 2 competitors (I've worked for both)
saucemaster5000: Radio Shack is the Obelisk
WowoT: Radioshack still exists in the US i believe
Steel_Wish: My only memory of Radio Shack was being a toddler and using a phone that was in the shape of a football
Mr_Horrible: gotta return Radioshack to the Pedestal
Mysticman89: Blockbuster lives on in our heart and also that one location
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you're about to find out!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the plot is plotting
Seth_Erickson: obelisk playing tricks on us I think
emonotony: This is the one moment of plot the game has
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
drcthulu: Just like the sauce, the plot thickens
Gascitygaming: Yeah, radioshack became The Source circuit city, circuit city went under, Bell bought all The Source stores, now they're glorified phone kiosks (also used to work there)
BrindleBoar: the Nicole's coming from inside the house!
NotCainNorAbel: speed run...come on and die
Mr_Horrible: yeah, it's the Plant Scientist Lady
lackingsanity: I have a lot of nostalgia for renting video games from rogers video, even though it means I basically never beat any video games as a kid
GlennSeto: But seriously, why would she film this for her husband?
MegaDosX: That is pretty fucked up
NotCainNorAbel: !storm
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saucemaster5000: If you were in a Space Jam situation, what property would you like to dunk on?
JocelyneAnne: Closer maybe?
GlennSeto: Like, keep filming while you do it.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: listen she had Marker brainworms alright
Mr_Horrible: Marker be markin'
MegaDosX: Like, leaving a last message? Fine. Filming yourself committing suicide? Holy shit what is wrong with you.
Gascitygaming: it's got the zoomies now
MAPBoardgames: Ben keeps getting bored and turning away while plot happens
drcthulu: It can all be explained by Isaac is crazy and is having hallucinations
GhostofJeffGoldblum: all my obelisk monkeys biting peoples' faces off
GlennSeto: @MegaDosX yep
GhostofJeffGoldblum: gone
Seth_Erickson: Remake into Remake
MurphEP: Bloodborne?
Mr_Horrible: REm4ke?
Seth_Erickson: the way god intended
Lysander_salamander: Think they're remake Lost Planet?
Steel_Wish: Love me a Demake
plundypops: let's dead space
saucemaster5000: there's been no good new games since Snowboard Kids
lochnessseammonster: no new games!
DEATHlikescats: Or the blood borne cart remake
MegaDosX: I mean, you did just play Dead Space twice in a row
mulligan2six: Let's Dead Space
MegaDosX: Three would be a bit much
DEATHlikescats: *demake
emonotony: Dead Space is dead
Mysticman89: calypso protocal remake
Rootpotato: deadspace 2 was really good
MegaDosX: In space?
CururuGuasu: In time for the Callisto Protocol remake
BusTed: what about dead space 1 remake dlc
Steel_Wish: Remake of the Dead Space Demake
Gascitygaming: what if they remake the demake?
Seth_Erickson: The calisto protocol remake
kumatsu: that'
MAPBoardgames: Remake of Calisto Protocol?
kumatsu: That's Let's Nope Season 17's problem
saucemaster5000: Would you play the remake of Dead Snowboard Kids?
Rhynerd: what if they remake Dead Space: Extraction?
drcthulu: but what if they figure out how to make us live forever by then?
BrindleBoar: and in space?
Gascitygaming: Sasha Banks?
shendaras: You can have a Let's Nope reunion when you're in your 60's playing Dead Space Remake(2x)
Mysticman89: then callisto demake
laundreydhull: Daymare Demake?
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - Thanks for another great Tuesday.
MegaDosX: This definitely feels like "preparing for a boss fight" with how much ammo and such there is
emonotony: The final boss and the washing machine are the only bosses I remember at all
GhostofJeffGoldblum: but what about the Callisto Protocol sequel?
Fanklok: More like the Calisto Proto-naw
letfireraindown: I should sleep
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you know it's comin\
saucemaster5000: 2/5
GlennSeto: I would love for Dead Space to get a good version of part 3.
letfireraindown: Good nightall
Rhynerd: shop and upgrade while ye still can!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: don't you want to know what happens to Jacob
CaptainChibale: when they give you piles of loot you know there's a boss coming
Seth_Erickson: how long has adam been guesting on Let's Nope?
NotCainNorAbel: 12, but I was busy 13 weeks ago
Seth_Erickson: that long I think
DEATHlikescats: 5/7
kumatsu: A perfect streak, 5/7
GlennSeto: wow
laundreydhull: huh.
dougma: I am only here for Adam
lochnessseammonster: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: Yeah, btw, Alex wants a "talk"
DEATHlikescats: Special Intern Adam
lochnessseammonster: seabatApp
drcthulu: It's a really long internship
CaptainChibale: Adam and Ben are a great duo
eric_christian_berg: Just keeping Alex's chair warm?
MurphEP: Let's Adam
Seth_Erickson: an extended guest period you know almost like permanent residence but not quite
NotCainNorAbel: Is Alex not coming back?
xantos69: Ok, Adam that concludes the first portion of your interview. How do you feel it is going?
Mysticman89: the gamehaus is just on hiatus and he's tkaing shelter here.
Steel_Wish: We're here for the most based comedic duo
plundypops: you care to much about chat and game too well
Gascitygaming: I legit watch streams you two are in more than any other content on netflix or disney or anything else tbf
mister_nibbles: too much of a badass?
saucemaster5000: We'll call you
NotCainNorAbel: way too much chay engagement.
HorusFive: Eat too much, drink too much, want to much, too much
lochnessseammonster: that one is true though PrideLaugh
emonotony: You take too few risks in the gameplay.
CaptainChibale: I listened to ALL of let's nope from way back at the start and love these boys
Deltroid11: my greatest weakness is just not caring about corporations
lochnessseammonster: my face hurts PrideLaugh
GlennSeto: oof
MegaDosX: She dead
Rhynerd: Dead Space pistols are actually pretty damn dangerous, against the living
Lysander_salamander: ew
GlennSeto: she jam
plundypops: rip in pieces
MegaDosX: Splat
saucemaster5000: is she okay?
Seth_Erickson: god damn
Makrosian_Tae: Nastyyy
xantos69: Lotsa juice in that one.
CptMurphey: good sound
Steel_Wish: Fucking rip
HorusFive: I'm sure she's fine
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
Gascitygaming: WAIT, I am just now noticing Adam is just boiled egg eating that kiwi
MegaDosX: She's platform pizza
Lysander_salamander: squished
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 yeah, she's fine
saucemaster5000: oh thank god
Fanklok: "My greatest weakness is that I always say yes to impossible tasks and I'm too nervous to ask for more pay"
Seth_Erickson: she might be though as a vision Ben
BrindleBoar: splorch
NoTomToLose: Excellent Rush Hour reference
MAPBoardgames: I've seen this hentai
hackingducks: spacebutt has arrived.
GlennSeto: oh, he just doesn't give a fuck anymore ... here for that energy
MAPBoardgames: Hit it in the glowing weakpoint for massive damage?
NotCainNorAbel: my greatest weakness is living in a capitalist society requiring a constant stream of income which needs to constantly increase year after year to maintain my current standard of living.
MegaDosX: "Send ammo at the boss, that's how you do it, right?"
DEATHlikescats: Neat it. Gives you ammo to throw back! How considerate of it
Gascitygaming: regular bullat seems good
saucemaster5000: I liked that Adam Guy, but Back of Chair gave a great interview!
Steel_Wish: Where's Ada to give you the RPG?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: adam you just said "imagine getting killed"
emonotony: My greatest weakness is being encased in a shell of flesh that needs constant maintenance.
GlennSeto: I like that the upchug animation is still a little gross.
ShaneLeeAtk: That's not a mouth....
hackingducks: use any one of its tentacle arms to attack you like it did the other woman.... yeah it's weird.
Seth_Erickson: hey yeah wait a minute the obelisk is a big moron
Steel_Wish: It's a Space Station
MAPBoardgames: I'm waiting for the helicopter to fly in and drop a rocket launcher for you
emonotony: @Seth_Erickson It can control minds and create big armies of mostly corpses, if it was smart it would be unstoppable
Steel_Wish: Remember the Gamer's rule of 3
Steel_Wish: The Darksiders games do this very well
Gascitygaming: ew he's nakey
GlennSeto: Or a wall boss.
Boon_33: but the horror
Seth_Erickson: No wonder you love dark souls
VrolikSyndrome: They're to refill ammo and stuff, ya know?
Rhynerd: Ain’t that most Souls bosses?
emonotony: Invulnerability phases, so nobody tries to steal The Sergeant's gimmick
VrolikSyndrome: At least I think that's their purpose.
Yolysses: Have you heard of this game called Shadow of the Colossus?
Yolysses: All bosses, no ad fights!
Earthenone: monster hunter, same idea :)
DEATHlikescats: True
Steel_Wish: All boss. No ads
Seth_Erickson: not even a single mob other than the bosses
Rhynerd: Dang, tossing a dead necromorph’s bomb was really effective
GlennSeto: Well, you could count the two small ones as ads. Kappa
Steel_Wish: Love me some Horse riding sumulator
Fanklok: Shadow of the Colossus is a horror game right?
GlennSeto: It kinda is...
drcthulu: no chat told you the flamethrower was bad
Gascitygaming: we know not to grenade now though
Seth_Erickson: can we save in the room with the store?
Sogheim: game wants you to make sure you got all the loot
MAPBoardgames: I keep hearing the goosebumps themes every time he walks
saucemaster5000: union clause
Seth_Erickson: fucking love the goosebumps theme
memebot69k: Hello LRR friends
Steel_Wish: Bad idea for Can't Draw Horses Club, where they just play games that involve horse riding
Mr_Horrible: Why don't you just *tell* me the ammo you want
emonotony: Steel_Wish BotW 100% playthrough go
saucemaster5000: Legally Blonde
talosparoxi: this is movie phone
kumatsu: just win 4Head
Fanklok: Cats (2019)
Steel_Wish: Nogla is that you?
drcthulu: one off max cap
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Check out this capacity baby" sounds like something said rihgt before climax
memebot69k: Saw one of your old 20 dollar lgs challenge videos by happenstance and thought it was so cool I planned out one with my whole playgroup so thanks for the inspiration fellas
Gascitygaming: *slaps top of gun meme*
Makrosian_Tae: I like a game that references its title
saucemaster5000: @Fanklok (saw it as a double feature with my sister. the other movie was "1917" Best double feature ever)
Mr_Horrible: stuff like that and beejlander is always so fun
Rhynerd: Does Adam and Ben already know the acronym for the game’s chapters?
Mr_Horrible: just building stuff outta chaff
Gascitygaming: sounds like all of my limited decks
kumatsu: @Rhynerd The chapters spell out DEEZ NUTS
Mr_Horrible: yeah, that makes sense
memebot69k: It’s coming up this Saturday. So I don’t know yet! Have a couple of strategies that I wanna try to make work but we’ll see what my lgs has
Steel_Wish: Speaking of Beejlander, I built a cube awhile back and heavily modified it to be suitable of "Beejlander" play
DarknessKingCoH: I missed the sign-up for the Chaos Draft :(
karpma: Winner jets Bej?
goosevonkaiser: the populi isn't ready for beejlander
GhostofJeffGoldblum: imagine how bad this thing's breath smells
emonotony: GhostofJeffGoldblum Like death and space?
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum You just gave every breath mint company a commercial during the writer's strike
Fanklok: Beejlander is a gentleman's sport, not fit for common rabble
Gascitygaming: my lgs did a peasant (uncommons and under) during kaladesh standard and i did R/U artifact *near* infinite combo, won and it wasn't close lol
Dalrint: I appreciate that kendra isn't as cartoonishly evil at the end like she was in the original
Rhynerd: I imagine this whole colony smells like weeks old rotting ham
memebot69k: Hoping to do Izzet prowess with a couple of the new MoM uncommons or rakdos madness with the newer modern horizons 2 madness support
Mr_Horrible: Butt-weight: "There's more!"
MegaDosX: And make the necromorphs pay for it
DEATHlikescats: Gotta run some adds
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GhostofJeffGoldblum oh fuck no I don't want to be a scab
Otakuman81: We’re going to build a wall and we’re going to make the Necromorphs pay for it.
Seth_Erickson: give isaac green hand
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so as much as I loved this game, I do think it overstays its welcome. by this point I was like "oh my god can I be done please"
MegaDosX: "I don't follow" - the devs, probably
GlennSeto: What is this, a Souls game?
emonotony: GhostofJeffGoldblum The washing machine boss was at the right point for an end boss, and it REALLY needed better ammo.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Ben you're being SUPER rude to Bungie right now
DEATHlikescats: That’s the Dark souls way
GhostofJeffGoldblum: and they deserve it
shendaras: Too far?
saucemaster5000: oh no Ben played ONE fromsoft game and expects every game to be as good about bosses. Boss Baby syndrome
betweenmyself: Brave of Ben to do this Boss solo without Tether or Well to back him up riffYeti
Rhynerd: It arcs
emonotony: It's by far the biggest flaw of Dead Space gameplay: Shooting at things at a distance is awful.
saucemaster5000: oh shit he played two... my joke..
karpma: Oh hey it’s the helya fight from legion
kumatsu: Actively Gaming
GlennSeto: This would look so silly from like 50 meters away.
talosparoxi: that's ff15 in a nutshell imo "we want all fights to feel important""let's make every enemy take way too long to kill"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this guy needs some tums
GhostofJeffGoldblum: youknow what i mean
betweenmyself: Hit the boss in the glowy bits three times for success!
kumatsu: @GhostofJeffGoldblum new Cherry Pepto!
memebot69k: Acid reflux am I right fellas
saucemaster5000: when chat is struggling to make their jokes, the boss has gone on too long
Gascitygaming: i do like the reload animation on that
MegaDosX: I'm pretty sure throwing up on someone like that would qualify as battery
MAPBoardgames: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
drcthulu: One more glowy tonsil stone
emonotony: @MegaDosX Eh. 3/10
MegaDosX: But Ben how could you then take thirst traps without exposing your chest
Makrosian_Tae: this is abominable
GhostofJeffGoldblum: ez
MAPBoardgames: This is me playing FPS with a controller
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
elkae: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap good job ben!
betweenmyself: Yays!
Mr_Horrible: I think that's it?
saucemaster5000: seabatClap seabatClap
Mr_Horrible: I wanna say that's it
Gascitygaming: can we touchdown?
MegaDosX: Did anyone else think some of that throw animation was a bit wonky?
Ferisar: you beat it you deaded space
Mr_Horrible: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
MWGNZ: elfunkChunk
MegaDosX: Or is that just me?
lochnessseammonster: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Rhynerd: Get to the shuttle?
saucemaster5000: "End of Act 1"
talosparoxi: otgAlright
kumatsu: we got Nickelodeon Slimed
xantos69: Yea, watching you do this with a controller is rough. Good job beating it.
mulligan2six: Space is dead
lackingsanity: this boss fight sucked in the original and it looks like it sucked here too
goosevonkaiser: controller aiming, upside down, in heels
Gascitygaming: FBtouchdown seabatClap FBtouchdown
Dalrint: Why do I remember him getting swallowed?
drcthulu: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
GlennSeto: But seriously... how does something this big die from what just happened?
MatthewDennisMTG: my objective is also to leave the planet
Ferisar: weak spots baby @GlennSeto
Xaunaught: Sup my horror lads
betweenmyself: At least the fight doesn’t end with a quicktime event… 1.5 seconds to press X or WHOOPS, you dead
emonotony: lackingsanity The washing machine fight felt like the real end boss, and it suffered real bad from weapons not reaching
GlennSeto: @Ferisar We've come so far since Contra.
saucemaster5000: "I hear you've been playing Castlevania!"
Xaunaught: lmao is this right at the end?
Ferisar: auhh ahah ahhhhuh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Mondays, am I right
GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance amazonPumpkinWiggle amazonPumpkinDance amazonPumpkinWiggle amazonPumpkinDance
talosparoxi: face reveal
Rhynerd: That’s a dead space 3 boss
MurphEP: seabatClap
hackingducks: the deadliest of spaces
MAPBoardgames: Who the hell is this guy?
Ferisar: lookin good baby
Mashamino: oh look, it's his Dead Face
DEATHlikescats: So binding of Isaac was the prequel?
saucemaster5000: It's tuesday, Goldblum. Go back to Chaos theory
MegaDosX: He still looks like an accountant
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh my god, Isaac is a bland white guy
emonotony: talosparoxi The remake should have made it Tali. With the mask.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'm so surprised
talosparoxi: lame
BrindleBoar: yeah we've seen his face and heard his voice a bunch. It's worse.
plundypops: just some shop teacher in space
Otakuman81: And to think, the Dead Space was inside us the whole time.
Blakemcm: nicole is dead
Musicsquid: Dead Evil Resident Space was the Isaac we made along the way
Gascitygaming: He looks like he watched junior hockey but doesn't have a kid that plays
Fanklok: Good job Samus, you saved Aiur from the flood
GhostofJeffGoldblum: agreed Ben
Rhynerd: Isaac also takes his helmet off a couple times while chatting with a member of the team, right?
saucemaster5000: A winner is you, a white guy
memebot69k: My favorite part was when he said “it’s time to kill this space, and dead spaced all over the place”
Dalrint: And they brought back his VA from 2 and 3
Mr_Horrible: I do like talky Isaac more, yeah
GlennSeto: So he saw this message before he even got there?
Blakemcm: makes a lot more sense now that he is talking
niccus: guess he won't be in dead space 2
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Dead 2pace
AdamYMHMI: Jump scare!
betweenmyself: THEEND
hesterbyrde: HUZZAHHH
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Mr_Horrible: him getting mad at the tool manufacturers when he runs out of ammo is funny
Nigouki: FBtouchdown
Mashamino: Clap
elkae: seabatClap
VrolikSyndrome: Woo!
plundypops: yay!
Gascitygaming: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
goosevonkaiser: hooplah!
DEATHlikescats: Congratulations!
MegaDosX: critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown critroleTouchdown
grometty: FBtouchdown
shendaras: seabatClap
TemporallyAwry: lrrHORN We're Free lrrHORN
SeaDiegoFC: Demake time!
Cunobelenos: We’re free!!!
BrindleBoar: "alexa, play space jam"
HorusFive: oh sure, THESE you can FF thru
koodooman: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
betweenmyself: So PuttPutt Remake next?
emonotony: Dad space: Not super great in the way it ends.
emonotony: They could have reworked that boss and they didn't
GlennSeto: DDLC?
mulligan2six: Doki Doki?
Dalrint: would Dead Island 2 be a let's nope game?
Mr_Horrible: Hey Adam I hear there's a special easter egg if you shoot the lake in RE4 Remake
DEATHlikescats: No matter what have a good day!
Mr_Horrible: Kappa
GhostValv: benginO7
Gascitygaming: eat fresh everyone!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Mr_Horrible I can'
talosparoxi: otgCat otgShkNHor
itira: stuff and things!
VrolikSyndrome: Just Shirts(tm)
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Mr_Horrible I can't believe that still got people in 20 diggity 3
HorusFive: more shirt. always shirt
darkcyril: Oops All Shirts.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: did my heart good it did
lochnessseammonster: thanks for the stream! always ridiculous and great PrideLaugh
Cunobelenos: Good
elkae: You *are* doing a good job
TemporallyAwry: That Pineapple shirt is really cool Ben PridePog
Mysticman89: maybe they'll put adam on this show full time
Cunobelenos: Time for Cinnabon
GhostofJeffGoldblum: for NG+ babyu
whitebadgerwolf88: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrAWESOME lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
talosparoxi: new game + bruh
koodooman: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Mr_Horrible: more like POO game SUS
NoTomToLose: NEW game CITY?!
drcthulu: New Game -, you have to do it without the suit
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elkae: oooh!
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible I was typing this... I hate that I was typing this
Gascitygaming: Nids nids nids!
lochnessseammonster: PrideUwu
shendaras: Oh, Tyranids.
Deltroid11: whens road quest 2 electric boogaloo?
hieroglyphica: Oh cool! I like you Ben, but Erica is novel
plundypops: love the bug
betweenmyself: I want one game, JUST ONE GAME, that doesn’t give you the opening title until you hit NG+ pennyWhat
MegaDosX: Neat!
Mr_Horrible: wait, the Roach movie?
MAPBoardgames: Harold
MegaDosX: Wow
hieroglyphica: Oh yes, the swarm
Makrosian_Tae: Oh no...
DEATHlikescats: He’s a cockroach swarm
Mr_Horrible: oh god Adam's a Swarm That Walks, from New York
DEATHlikescats: Mimic
Mr_Horrible: ooh, hell yeah
MegaDosX: Draft Minsc and Boo
MegaDosX: You'll win all the time
hieroglyphica: I don't really like how that character plays, but they can't all be Itemtastic
groovemancery: draft that mirror
Mysticman89: oh boy, more not-rhythm
Mr_Horrible: MegaDosX did you know they can be your commander?
Rhynerd: Is his father Papa Roaches?
emonotony: Draft all mythic rares, you'll win every game.
MegaDosX: @Mr_Horrible :O
betweenmyself: Wonder if Rhythm Cafe will end up doing that rhythm fighting game what came out recently
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Alright, its 11pm here, great stream, night!
talosparoxi: @emonotony you'll win the value game certainly
saucemaster5000: This was a fun one, gl hf everyone
Steel_Wish: Goodnight guys
Steel_Wish: Stay frosty
Juliamon: The Cafe has no shortage of games in their backlog right now. Rhythm gamers eating good lately
Rhynerd: Thanks for stream!
talosparoxi: otgPipeUp
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
KWardJenx: Thank you for the Stream. This was a triumph.
Andymonium: thanks for stream and goodnight!
Mr_Horrible: thanks for streamin', lads
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
elkae: thank you byeeee
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
Phailhammer: cya :)
koodooman: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
lochnessseammonster: night night lrrSHINE
CaptainChibale: I'm making a note here, huge success
DEATHlikescats: Have fun in mini!
Makrosian_Tae: Thank you for the streeeeam!
empyreon: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
saucemaster5000: @CaptainChibale PrideLaugh
betweenmyself: Itadakistreamuuuu riffYeti
DEATHlikescats: @captainchibale it’s hard to overstate my satisfaction