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airylan: Anger Forty Thousand?
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Warhammer 40,000: Kill Team) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
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gehennam_reborn: Finally time for some glorious murder bugs!
ShaneLeeAtk: I hear there is a need for MOAR BIOMASS
Sibwow: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
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compactdisco: Always excited for more kill team!
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compactdisco: Always excited for more kill team!
Raincoast_Bear: Bear in da' house. SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc
firehawkzoa: Can't wait for that af40k
Sudobyte: Perfect stream to build some AOS minis to
Shadowsoflife: o/
Williams4jesus: !findquote bear
LRRbot: Quote #3539: "The bear is low on ammo." —Cameron [2016-10-14]
TehAmelie: AFK? but i am decidedly at keyboard
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
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Getter404: Just in time for Stev
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TehAmelie: also, hi
gehennam_reborn: @sudobyte Strong agreement on that. Definitely gonna make for great material to consume whilst base coating my Kommando and Vet Guard teams.
v_nome: Don't worry, they have an instructional video about what to do with that keyboard. :P
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TehAmelie: lrrHAM
Getter404: All praise the Emperor and his completely normal amount of arms
catfoo123: Hype!
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Revenant77x: escher3DOOT
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Williams4jesus: Wait, I'm away from my keyboard. Do I need it?
Shadowsoflife: maybe
Williams4jesus: !findquote keyboard
LRRbot: Quote #5603: "You can strum keyboards if you're Santa." —Ian [2018-12-16]
ShaneLeeAtk: !findquote mass
LRRbot: Quote #3695: "Are YOU the mass extinction?" —Ian, to Heather [2016-12-04]
Raincoast_Bear: I bought some Halfing Sniper models from Victoria Miniatures (Australia). I'm working on converting them into a Vet Guard KillTeam.
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's Kill Team night on AFK! Tonight Ben's Novitiates face off against Erika's Tyranids. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FvPfwb4aUAAXIZX.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1653913370985373697
catfoo123: !qoute
catfoo123: Awe man:(
I_Am_Clockwork: made it just in time
catfoo123: I spelled it wrong
Orxolon: Did you know Saint Seiya has a live action movie?Don't even bother it suc*s
catfoo123: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #468: "I'm changing to the good film." —Alex [2015-07-17]
TehAmelie: the Emperor is a normal regular human who's kept in a static electricity field just to prevent him from being legally dead for 20,000 years, right?
gehennam_reborn: So, who else would love to see a special AFK intro for Kill Team nights?
I_Am_Clockwork: @TehAmelie for insurance purposes, yeah
ShaneLeeAtk: Per the lore, the Emperor is walking among us now. Just like George Jetson.
TehAmelie: i thought it was something like that
LordZarano: escher3DOOT escher3DOOT
Shadowsoflife: @Orxolon like a nexflix or a Japanese one?
MrQBear: @I_Am_Clockwork man, he still has to worry about insurance even in the grim dark of 40K?
Williams4jesus: !findquote emperor
LRRbot: Quote #1005: "He had to destroy the Emperor's taint." —Paul [2015-11-02]
JoeKim: what a fun intro
James_the_Dabbler: 40K is an accurate description of my excitement for this
TheWriterAleph: hello!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BrowneePoints: Erika!
JoeKim: my eyes!
Raincoast_Bear: AHHH! Legs!
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
Orxolon: @Shadowsoflife american one,but horrible indeed
midnightcurryjazz: Some audio phasing going on
withwherewithal: Good evening!
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
TehAmelie: hi Ben! and Erika!
QuixoticScrivener: Erika!!!!!!!!!
Orxolon: helloooo
I_Am_Clockwork: @MrQBear he has to worry about insurance BECAUSE it's the grim darkness of the future where there is only war
Kramburger: Legs so white they dance to the lyrics of a song, not the rythem
Sibwow: erika i have the same shirt
BrowneePoints: And Ben in cute shorts!
Orxolon: Erika!
Orxolon: yeeeeyyyy
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife weird
withwherewithal: Been painting a lot of 40K recently and your Kill Team streams get me hyped up!
MrQBear: @I_Am_Clockwork Haha, dang, fair!
micalovits: Uhhh, nom nom nids!
saucemaster5000: nom nom nom
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withwherewithal: Nom nom through the space hulk
I_Am_Clockwork: Hive Mind represent!
dtrain_67: For the Emperor
I_Am_Clockwork: boof
GhostValv: beej boof
SnackPak_: the Beej booth
Beofryn: oh man, i wanted to see nids eat beefy bois, not cool battle sisters
I_Am_Clockwork: meat boof beebj
JoeKim: meat zone! meat zone!
micalovits: Can I buy one that hasn't been worn by you also Ben?
saucemaster5000: Beej... Booth.... Battlestar Galactica
gehennam_reborn: Hail to the Space bugs!
gualdhar: dongling the bongle still sounds vaguely sexual
GhostValv: D:
I_Am_Clockwork: so... so many things
saucemaster5000: Nothing!
airylan: Magnus did nothing wrong!
Anstu: Nids nids nids nids
rosesmcgee: Is there a character limit?
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: magnus did nothing wrong, poor red baby :C
MrQBear: Can we just write 'Everything'?
JoeKim: magnus is an innocent baby
SnackPak_: comments are gonna pop off
Juliamon: Cap it at 3, maybe
I_Am_Clockwork: our job here is done
QuailnAle: FIRSTLY!!!!!! lol
BrowneePoints: Can we mention how cool Vulkan is?
withwherewithal: Show me a 40K charactrr who did ANYTHING right during the Heresy
TehAmelie: hello voice of Paul!
TheWriterAleph: THE BUS
Kramburger: Heather works on the no taksies-backsies
Sudobyte: Magnus stabbed Stryker in the back. But that might be the wrong minis game
MAPBoardgames: !venga
LRRbot: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but The Venga Bus is coming, so call me maybe.
Juliamon: !venga
LRRbot: I set my sail. Fly, the wind it will take me, back to my home, sweet home. Lie on my back, clouds are makin' way for me. The Venga Bus is comin' home, sweet home.
LadyAiluros: Yay Bus!!!!!
saucemaster5000: Beep Beep
GhostValv: bus is coming
airylan: bus is coming
DeM0nFiRe: 🏜️ 🚍
TehAmelie: !venga
LRRbot: I set my sail. Fly, the wind it will take me, back to my home, sweet home. Lie on my back, clouds are makin' way for me. The Venga Bus is comin' home, sweet home.
SpoonfullOfSugar: bus is coming
Melfina__: the bus is... the bus is coming
xVeinFirex: BUS
Orxolon: isn't it in november?
Shadowsoflife: BUS IS COMING
BrowneePoints: Vulkan is innocent. Also Sanguinis...kinda
Kramburger: BUS
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Dedwrekka: Magnus did nothing wrong, but we do have 15 pages of "notes" on what he could have done better...
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Juliamon: Wow, doubles
withwherewithal: Desert Bus is either always coming or currentlybhappening
Juliamon: Orxolon Yup
Akaiatana: Small Craft Warning
Juliamon: But planning starts earlier
Juliamon: !desert bus
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Orxolon: @Juliamon they start preparing it in May?
TehAmelie: it's only like half a year away. does half a year seem long to you? you must be young still
blowsdudes: Always be preping
Juliamon: Orxolon Usually it's even earlier! But the public first hears of it in May.
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Rhynerd: Hello! I hope I’m not too late
Sibwow: and remember kids, making a bunch of stuff for the volunteers is nice in theory but a pain in the tuchas to implement on their side
JoeKim: retire champion or death
Kramburger: Do you think Ben has ADD?
JoeKim: classic 40k manuever
I_Am_Clockwork: new system!
Despoiler98: Ben has the 40K ADD like I do, I love all the armies
Juliamon: Orxolon Crafters need time to suggest, create, and ship prizes
Orxolon: @Juliamon yeah,now that i think about it,it makes perfect sense
Shadowsoflife: Didn't Ben play the two plague teams?
BrowneePoints: Novitiates are quite dece. Gimme an Ecclesiarchy box Games Workshop!
gehennam_reborn: Novitiates and Pathfinders were the second set of bespoke teams
Kramburger: Sisters in training (bras)
MsMollieMac: Ah, Novice-Initiates
xVeinFirex: @Kramburger I feel like you *might* know but just in case, Ben actually DOES have ADHD
micalovits: Hey look, its a two bite snack!
withwherewithal: Dies to plasma
gehennam_reborn: Ah, so the novitiates are just gonna drop like flies.
MAPBoardgames: Range: pentagon, meaning 6"
TehAmelie: i hope this is not overstepping anything, but i would submit any neurodivergent conditons the streamers may or may not have is all their own business
DEATHlikescats: Ah soroitas! Love the sisters ‘o battle
Kramburger: @xVeinFirex 'twas merely a joke!
ThatPoorSod: eyes of the emporer
ShaneLeeAtk: Up close to Tryanids seems... Less than desirable?
MsMollieMac: @kramburger sisters-in-training is what I call my boobs 1 year into hormones
Kramburger: @MsMollieMac :D
ThatPoorSod: but ap2 is so good
airylan: always supercharge your plasma!
xVeinFirex: @Kramburger I assumed it was but transparency and all since it's a bit of a pseudo sensitive subject IIRC
GhostValv: D:
DEATHlikescats: The B-slap
Kramburger: @xVeinFirex All good!
Despoiler98: mruuDead mruuDead mruuDead high risk sisters
withwherewithal: If you do that Ben they should have prayed harder to the Emperor
MAPBoardgames: A big ass-sword
airylan: two handed chainsword :D
Despoiler98: has a Final Fantasy Buster sword sized weapon
DEATHlikescats: Just prayer bandages and pointy death bits
Kramburger: Erika bringing in her Dark Souls characters
Kramburger: Good Question Streamer!
saucemaster5000: Oh sorry, What is an active faith ben?
micalovits: "What is an act of fate Ben?"
Kramburger: God AND Anime
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Its_VeeBot: Hamwarner
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Despoiler98: mruuCat mruuCat get back in line DOOR
DEATHlikescats: HypeKick HypeKick
Kramburger: I turned a Miss into a Missus about three years ago LUL
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Getter404: Novitiates are always mid to high tier just because they're able to be so dang consistent
Despoiler98: mruuFine mruuFine mruuFine mruuFine moar fire
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Despoiler98: mruuFine mruuFine mruuFine mruuFine burn the heretics
DEATHlikescats: HypeFire HypeFire
GirlPainting: GlitchLit GlitchLit GlitchLit GlitchLit GlitchLit
airylan: ah, lighting them on fire ^_^
drdudeman: Man ive been out of hte warhammer 40k tabletop for a while now
Mr_Bitterness: benginTraitor
drdudeman: Ive been playing AOS with blinders on
DEATHlikescats: beepsArson beepsArson
Getter404: Baby Dialogus
DEATHlikescats: alphonse1Hydro
I_Am_Clockwork: Thats not the cup of a carpenter
Despoiler98: mruuSip mruuSip mruuSip mruuSip take a lil sippy sip
Monocled_Falcon: The Pronatus is rocking the Big Gulp Eucharist
DEATHlikescats: bootie5Cheers
Juliamon: cup
sirspate: two armies one cup?
Kramburger: Playing King's Cup in an active warzone?!
Simonark: Did Ben choose wisely?
GirlPainting: Uhm actually that is a challice ;-P
Rhynerd: I’m now reminded of the early AoS ability “For the Lady!”
DEATHlikescats: @sirspate omg NOOOO
Kramburger: lrrBEEJ Whips?
betazed15: "Cup" is such a small word for that...That thing is 100% a chalice.
DEATHlikescats: LOL
MsMollieMac: Did they get cup at store.loadingreadyrun.com ?
Simriel: Time for Big Nid Party?
Simonark: Legions With Lesions!
betazed15: Wait, you whip the penitent and the penitent gets further???
Alas_Babylon: Ah, the Disciplinary Action, wonderful
Despoiler98: mruuSteer mruuSteer mruuSteer mruuSteer NYOOOOOM
Raincoast_Bear: @drdudeman KIllTeam rules are not directly related to big 40k - closest ruleset is WarCry.
Alas_Babylon: The best Soldier melee
Kramburger: Limewire really whips the penitent
Akaiatana: Circle strafe!
Getter404: @betazed15 No matter the game, Repentia are guided missiles
I_Am_Clockwork: The Holy Zoomies
DeM0nFiRe: HospitLRR
Getter404: Ah, Warhammer Latin. Ar Bee Tees
MsMollieMac: Hot Spittle-er
v_nome: Hoss Spittler?
GirlPainting: good one DeM0nFiRe
Kramburger: Walk it off
DEATHlikescats: missch22ITSFINE missch22ITSFINE
Despoiler98: stop dying you COWARDS
DaxStrife: Oh, they've got the Payday 2 ability. Just yell "GET DA F--- UP!"
DEATHlikescats: lrrFINE lrrFINE
Kramburger: Get the magic sponge and some orange slices
corpocracy: Excited to see two of my favorite factions
Mr_Bitterness: coxDIE coxDIE coxAGAIN
MilkInBags: does Ben have 100 units to present? LUL
GirlPainting: whats brown and sticky?
airylan: big fire mace
GirlPainting: a stick!
I_Am_Clockwork: Gas Powered Stick
Phazon_Kiwi: So they're a-macing at cqc LUL
MsMollieMac: @daxstrife AUUGH I need a medic pack!!
v_nome: Mace Friendo was my favourite Jedi
drdudeman: @drdudeman Ah I see! I dont know much of that one either but im going to enjoy watching and learning!
DaxStrife: @v_nome Dangit I was just typing that.
Kramburger: @GirlPainting What's Brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr Dre.
Raincoast_Bear: WAARRRRGH! lrrHAM -er! SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc
DaxStrife: @MsMollieMac <3
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Kramburger: A boombox can change the world
Simriel: The electric guitar is an Ork model. For real
Kramburger: But you need to know the limits of a boombox
Rhynerd: There’s an Imagifer in this team too?
airylan: the goff rokker and the noisemarine have electric guitars
I_Am_Clockwork: Jun the Jewels for the Emp'rah
I_Am_Clockwork: run*
GirlPainting: @ Ben Ben, you sure have upped your painting game!
Raincoast_Bear: The Goffic Rock Band.
Akaiatana: The Lucio of the 40k world
DEATHlikescats: missch22NOFACE missch22NOFACE missch22NOFACE
Getter404: Worse, it's Creed.
panpaladin: Nothing but good vibes in the Imperium of Man
TehAmelie: bebe shark, do do do
Despoiler98: mruuDead mruuDead mruuDead yes....annoy the tyranids....yes good plan
I_Am_Clockwork: good ol' condemnor. Condemnoring all your stuff. Just condemnoring all over the shop
I_Am_Clockwork: nobody escapes a brisk condemning
Simriel: I mean isn't the condemnor still a bolter? Just with an extra bit
MsMollieMac: Condemnorating the countryside
Akaiatana: Ah, she's Thalia
gehennam_reborn: That could do some work against warriors
corpocracy: Yay, Nids
I_Am_Clockwork: @Simriel more a fire crossbow
Despoiler98: woooooo gaunts
GirlPainting: going into a space hulk, without terminator armor, only pistol range and a crossbow...against nids!....bad idea
Getter404: hungry hungry buggos
DaxStrife: Honey, I'm horm!
I_Am_Clockwork: good old swarm-y t-shirt saves
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corpocracy: Whoa, those Nids look so good!
Despoiler98: @GirlPainting all of this is a great plan, the Emperor says so
gehennam_reborn: Wasn't excepting to see gaunts tonight, but I'm happy to finally see them get used :D
I_Am_Clockwork: hugge
GirlPainting: nomnomnomnom
I_Am_Clockwork: nids nids nids!
DEATHlikescats: missch22NOWHERE1 missch22NOWHERE2
MsMollieMac: Whaaa
GhostValv: :O
Simriel: @i_am_clockwork huh, this is just a solo condemnor. Not seen one of those in a while
DEATHlikescats: missch22TREX
Despoiler98: Theyre gonna EAT YA
Phazon_Kiwi: Nids really need a non-compendium team
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL How's the music volume?
Melfina__: Two of my favorite factions, go sisters! go bugs!
Shadowsoflife: good volume
DEATHlikescats: Sounds good @loadingreadyrun !
MAPBoardgames: @LoadingReadyRun Perfect
corpocracy: Music is good!
I_Am_Clockwork: @LoadingReadyRun fine
MsMollieMac: Good for me, P
Mr_Bitterness: Omn nom nom heals
GirlPainting: i am so sad my army has no kill team....imperial knights!
GirlPainting: ^^
I_Am_Clockwork: @GirlPainting lol
I_Am_Clockwork: I could see making a statblock for a Knight as a multi-team boss battle sort of dealyo
Despoiler98: @GirlPainting your kill team would be just the pilot
MsMollieMac: @girlpainting what would a KT for knigbts even be? Like, ONE wardog?
GirlPainting: :-(
I_Am_Clockwork: it spits death
I_Am_Clockwork: dangit paul
Kramburger: Technically all guns spit death'
Raincoast_Bear: I don't give the Sisters much hope. You should have brought your own Tyranids, Ben!
CodeIndigo: It werfs the tod
Simriel: I would like to see a unit of Knight Pilots as a kill team actually
I_Am_Clockwork: tasty bio mass
Phazon_Kiwi: @Raincoast_Bear The sisters are good close up, but yeah, will be very messy for them
MAPBoardgames: @I_Am_Clockwork with frosting!
I_Am_Clockwork: mmmm
saucemaster5000: I'm disposing some lentil soup right now
Adolamir: those are some nicely painted 'nids. loving the blue tones.
GirlPainting: well....i guess a knight pilot alone would be escorted by an entire army just to go to the toilet!
Despoiler98: Their Peptide cupcakes.....with mint frosting
CodeIndigo: Only bran muffins are heresy
MrQBear: now i want like, candyland-paint job tyranids.
I_Am_Clockwork: I should dispose of some ice cream...
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Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Hormagaunt running around with a cupcake stuck on the end of it's scythe claw
Quaseymoto: Novitiate Love!
CodeIndigo: @mrqbear Taste the painbow
GirlPainting: so, its 40k packman
I_Am_Clockwork: @MrQBear Hive Fleet Wonka
CanPlayGames: !card island
LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
airylan: cupcakes: tasty tasty biomass
James_the_Dabbler: So there's only 8 points to be had on board, which makes this interesting
DEATHlikescats: bootie5Robot missch22AEON missch22NIMHCROW missch22BUTTERCUPSMIRK missch22OMGIR missch22GIRHAPPY missch22SAXAMAHORNT missch22BENDER missch22TOEJAM missch22NOFACE ratewoNderKermit
BloodnBullets: stacked up and ready to breach
DEATHlikescats: HypeKick HypeKick HypeKick HypeBook HypeFighter HypeHit HypePunch HypeKO HypeDaze
MrQBear: @I_Am_Clockwork @CodeIndigo Very good.
CodeIndigo: Good news, the tyranids can't turn doorknobs. Bad news, they just rip through the doors
DEATHlikescats: This is gonna be cool!
Sudobyte: !card hormagaunt swarm
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
I_Am_Clockwork: thats why the Hive Fleet made Genesteelers: They have hansd
GirlPainting: games workshop is ALWAYS great at naming things ^^
Kramburger: The real advantage of playing Adapta Sororitas is you can say "Let's Go Girls" every turn
DEATHlikescats: Let’s go Lesbians!
I_Am_Clockwork: opposable thumbs remain the singel most powerful evolutionary development in the grim dark of the 41st millennium
Sudobyte: !card hormagaunt horde
LRRbot: Hormagaunt Horde [XG] | Creature — Tyranid [1/1] | Ravenous / Endless Swarm — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}{G}. If you do, return Hormagaunt Horde from your graveyard to your hand.
Kramburger: Paul can you do the thingy?
CodeIndigo: Now I need to make black and yellow nids. The Pittsburgh Gene-Steelers
Kramburger: @CodeIndigo seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
GirlPainting: intercessors, incursors, interceptors, infiltrators, invictor warsuite....if you know all of them your a boss!
I_Am_Clockwork: I still think about, and chuckle at, Turner-ing point
Shadowsoflife: ^
gehennam_reborn: @codeindigo I hate that as a Packers fan, but have to respect the play on words.
DEATHlikescats: @codeindigo seriously good pun smithy
saucemaster5000: Lizard bug dinosaur gonna get done
LordZarano: @CodeIndigo escher3PUN
DEATHlikescats: Speedy
GirlPainting: ^^
airylan: an Imperial Knight is a kill team *board* :D
midnightcurryjazz: What if you fought inside the imperial knight with other models
abracadaver23: I want to get my Genestealer cults Kill team together and play
Monocled_Falcon: Imperial Knight kill team consists of the lower half of one Knight
midnightcurryjazz: The knight was the board
GirlPainting: just one little cerastus knight pritty please! <3
I_Am_Clockwork: Phenomenal Cosmic Power, itty bitty living space
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Kramburger: This is a Very Aussie Joke, but I want to do an Ork Team painted like the 90s Aussie Cricket Team and call the the Waugh Boys
Juliamon: Knight thrusts their hand inside
CodeIndigo: Leagues of Votann needs a KT index at least
Dog_of_Myth: That was a level in Space Marine.
Simriel: Knights aren't big enough but Titans could have a battle in it yeah
DEATHlikescats: Chest high walls errrywhere
TheWanderingNomad: Is there a Votann Kill Team?
Rhynerd: One superheavy tank is the size of a city, ain’t it?
Dog_of_Myth: Not yet @TheWanderingNomad
CodeIndigo: @kramburger Respect
airylan: Votann are in the box going on pre-order on Saturday
Rhynerd: @thewanderingnomad one of the next two teams is gonna be Votann
I_Am_Clockwork: the box with Beast Men, iirc
airylan: (the recent boxes have sold out in minutes, though, so I don't expect to get it)
TheWanderingNomad: Shiny. Thanks @dog_of_myth @airylan
Dog_of_Myth: and what @airylan said
saucemaster5000: those moments are a lie
GirlPainting: Rhynerd your mistake 40k with the shitty movie with citys on tracks ;-P
GirlPainting: in 40k citys WALK!
GirlPainting: ^^
airylan: The Votann get to have a jetpack buddy. Inside the Space Hulk ...
I_Am_Clockwork: Who here remembers the Ultramarines movie with John Hurt voicing an Imperial Fist chaplin?
Rhynerd: @girlpainting maybe I’m just misremembering the canonical size of a shadowsword
DEATHlikescats: Crab cities
airylan: @I_Am_Clockwork I rather liked it. (It wasn't good, but I liked it!)
LoadingReadyRun: @GirlPainting lrrPAUL Terrible movie but Mortal Engines was a great book
I_Am_Clockwork: its a phenominal pile of cheese and I hold it dear to my heart
GirlPainting: a shadowsword is not that big...maybe the length of 4 leopard 2 tanks
airylan: has only a little bit of talking and most of it is "We march for Macragge!"
DEATHlikescats: I enjoyed it the action moments but you’re not wrong @loadingreadyrun
corpocracy: You cannot charge when concealed
PadawanTK16: Can’t charge while concealed
ThatPoorSod: no charging in conceal unless you are a Komando
Monocled_Falcon: You can fight if you're somehow already in engagement range, but you can't charge
ThatPoorSod: or some other specific operatives
PadawanTK16: It’s why orks have their thing
corpocracy: (Kommandos and maybe a few other units have special rules that allow them to do that)
MrQBear: "Hi Sam" 'Hi Ralph'
Simonark: "Hive been workin on the railroad"
MrQBear: @Simonark lrrWOW
I_Am_Clockwork: Everybody's Twerking for the weekend
DEATHlikescats: @i_am_clockwork I have similar feels for Gods of Egypt (Chadwick Boseman elevates it’s extreme cheese)
corpocracy: "You a bug dinosaur, and me a woman in power armor"
GirlPainting: One is part of giant collective counting in the trillions, obeying every command of their superiours , disregarding their own safety.....and the other is a tyranid!
I_Am_Clockwork: this is your regular reminder that hormagaunts are the size of a small horse
GirlPainting: we call them ponys
DEATHlikescats: Horse-magaunts
I_Am_Clockwork: nids on Can't Draw Horses Club when?
CodeIndigo: "When you think about it, who is the real monster here?" "Sister, I'm pretty sure it's the six-armed chitinous toothnado that spits poison and can't be reasoned with."
DaxStrife: 6 arms! Some coordination!
saucemaster5000: They still get naptime
DEATHlikescats: Interns
zeathean: are we measuring correctly here?
GirlPainting: wait what? you PAY your subordinates?
Monocled_Falcon: The Sister Superior is calling command and asking why she was sent an intern with a big cup
corpocracy: "To be fair, it's a really nice cup"
CodeIndigo: Who put catgirl heads on her Sister Superiors? This girl
Simonark: "Did you SEE the guy she brained with the cup last week?"
GirlPainting: it is a chalice! thank you very much!
DaxStrife: Tyranid Up Super Cup?
Kramburger: So basically Ben's playing the Major Payne remake?
Monocled_Falcon: Battle Sister Breakfast Club
DEATHlikescats: Cup bonk skills at max
I_Am_Clockwork: If they do a good job purging this space hulk, they're going to NATIONALS
Morrigan9: slaps huge cup - look at how much blood of my enemys i can fit in this
Sudobyte: That one was actually an UberEats driver who got roped into this, that’s actually someone’s McDonald’s drink
CodeIndigo: @morrigan9 YES
corpocracy: Who do you want on your team: intern with whips, intern with big chainsword, or intern with cup?
DEATHlikescats: @sudobyte oh no not the sharp sprite!
CodeIndigo: @corpocracy intern with ambulatory boombox
Simonark: If the cup intern got fired and had to go work in a diner, would it be called "Chalice Doesn't Live Here Any More"?
GirlPainting: ok, if you exsquise me for but a moment....i need to put some Nids on my 3d printer quickly ^^
CodeIndigo: You can get anything you want at Chalice's Restaurant
I_Am_Clockwork: oh yeah wariors are HUUUUGE
I_Am_Clockwork: they're so... beeeeg
Simonark: There was a song about Chalice.
PadawanTK16: The size of a large horse?
DEATHlikescats: All the ladies are Gwendolyn Christie tall
I_Am_Clockwork: @PadawanTK16 or several smaller horses
GirlPainting: a warrior is roughly the size of a Primaris Space Marine. You can see the measurement realy nice in the Space Marine 2 Trailer
Sudobyte: Worst UberEats delivery ever. "Hi' I'm here with your large coke OH GOD TYRANIDS"
James_the_Dabbler: If these warriors are all the size of a horse, then they are HUGE. Like, dommy mommies
GirlPainting: so a warrior is about 2,90 meters
PadawanTK16: @i_am_clockwork that’s what the ribs are lol, just many horses stacked up
DEATHlikescats: @girlpainting ah so lady Dimitrescu sized!
GirlPainting: exactly!
DEATHlikescats: Dang lrrSPOOP
DEATHlikescats: alphonse1Nervous
zeathean: is the movement gauge set up to allow for the bases size on the miniatures?
GirlPainting: they can dunk in basketball without jumping ^^
James_the_Dabbler: @DEATHlikescats Before you go wanting them to step on you, a reminder that some of their feet spew fire
DEATHlikescats: @james_the_dabbler bonus??
I_Am_Clockwork: I thiiiiink the attack counts as not happening at all, but I don't know how that interacts with guard
DEATHlikescats: (Will keep my missch22HORNT restrained on main tho)
I_Am_Clockwork: I haven't played Novitiates in Gallowdark yet
James_the_Dabbler: @DEATHlikescats Cursed XD
DEATHlikescats: Hehe true
Monocled_Falcon: Who would expect for there to be a crossbow in the middle of that small sun?
Kramburger: Speaking of P1, are we gonna take a break soon?
Phazon_Kiwi: @Kramburger LUL
I_Am_Clockwork: get condemnored
LoadingReadyRun: Stake Thrower reminds me of the Stake Gun in Painkiller
I_Am_Clockwork: the gun that shot javelins that pinnned people to walls?
DEATHlikescats: gojgOhNo
comrade_cards: Dia-low-gus
I_Am_Clockwork: just blasting Scatman John
I_Am_Clockwork: a messy messy break
I_Am_Clockwork: just cheezy puff dust all over the place
Juliamon: ooh more Trine next week
neisan2112: Oh no, they're going back to Mozart
Juliamon: neisan2112 They had two solid months of really good game, it's only fair
LoadingReadyRun: @zeathean The base size doesn't matter as log as you measure from the same place each time (front to front or back to back)
neisan2112: @Juliamon True, gotta balance the Hi-Fi Rush.
control_rig: Hi-fi rush was really enjoyable. Though I must admit having a weak spot for Korsika's accent >_>
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's an Erika!
saucemaster5000: Here comes 2!
zeathean: @zeathean Oh cool
GirlPainting: Lunch time!
GirlPainting: nomnomnom
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun , They are not that different afterall! One is part of giant collective counting in the trillions, obeying every command of their superiours , disregarding their own safety.....and the other is a tyranid!
zeathean: So it does look like we might be making a common movement error
GirlPainting: measuring from the front of the base and setting the back on the end?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's so sad Steve Jobs died of triangulate
zeathean: yep
AtomicAlchemical: Oh Erika is on tonight rdropDreamy
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL doing that 4 point triangulate
DaxStrife: Hormigaunts? Up in my grill? It's more likely than you think!
GirlPainting: Fun fact: Harry Potter could have ended the great Wizzarding war in an instand if he was a 40K player....EXTERMINATUS!
saucemaster5000: sorry, you have to roll 3 crits to cry
LordZarano: @LoadingReadyRun So THAT'S why a square is 3 inches!
PadawanTK16: Is this how gallowfall happens? A bunch of sisters triangulate a location to be bombed into the warp?
Monocled_Falcon: Reap hits everything within 1 inch of either the attacker or the target, not just the target
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Champion! The Woonz!
Monocled_Falcon: It's worded very weirdly
GhostofJeffGoldblum: boy they really through the novitiates into the deep end here huh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "hey newbis, go fight these Tyranids"
Shadowsoflife: and they did
DEATHlikescats: Goodbye horse sized bug creature
Juliamon: "Good news: it's cupcakes. Bad news: it's also nids."
MrQBear: they ran into the hiveswarm and the penitent just screams "HECK YEAH" while revving a chainsaw sword?
DEATHlikescats: That feels like a Paranoia mission tbh
Rhynerd: Honestly, this is not as bad as the usual tyranid problem a space hulk has
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yo did Erika paint those nids? those are gorgeous.
I_Am_Clockwork: This is what happens when you leave food around on the floor, you get bugs
DEATHlikescats: CupNidCakes
Rhynerd: Usually instead of gaunts you get genestealera
Sudobyte: "Dear Sisters. Please come to the space hulk. I've baked you some cupcakes. Princess Hargablarga 'Swarmlord'"
I_Am_Clockwork: inside each cupcake: A ripper
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Rhynerd yeah but usually you're also in terminator armor
DEATHlikescats: She sure did @ghostofjeffgoldblum !
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so it's kinda potato tomato
DaxStrife: You have an auto-chastiser? I just call my mother.
MrQBear: @DaxStrife It's on the (mother) Superior, does that count?
LordZarano: I like the idea that the tyranids are excited to get cupcakes
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
Shadowsoflife: o/
Lysander_salamander: what teams are on today?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: tyranids and sisters of battle JV team
Lysander_salamander: oh cool
Lysander_salamander: JV? Junior Varsity?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're the newbies
Monocled_Falcon: The Battle Sister Babysitter is having a bad day
I_Am_Clockwork: this hormagant is having a stabby day, which is to say the best day of its short life
Perivale: better to die for the emperor than live for yourself
theamc2000: What is novitiates?
DEATHlikescats: @i_am_clockwork I imagine it’s perspective on life is similar to the Pyro from TF2
Shadowsoflife: newbies
Monocled_Falcon: Sister Superior just had her Obi-Wan moment, except Darth Vader is played by a big screaming bug
TheWriterAleph: don't tell mom
saucemaster5000: Don't Tell March of the Machines
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Honey Giant Bugs Killed The Babysitter
saucemaster5000: I thought pauly shore was so cool as a kid for shooting the dishes above the house in that movie
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Kramburger: This Starship Troopers RPG is kinda cool NGL
DEATHlikescats: Adventures in Babysitting
ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
DEATHlikescats: But without vine dinofrio’s Thor
DEATHlikescats: !badadvice
LRRbot: Baby chickens don't turn into flowers.
saucemaster5000: wait... there's a starship troopers tabletop rpg? Can... can you play as the heroes/the bugs?
MyNameIsSeven913: From a scale of numbers, how hyped are people for the Leviathan box?
I_Am_Clockwork: sometimes you just want to roll dice hand have nothing happen
I_Am_Clockwork: I'm pretty excited
Lysander_salamander: yay nun friends
I_Am_Clockwork: it hads Loads of cool new nids stuff and the space marines are allright I guess
Perivale: i love the new terminators
Perivale: but then I loved the old terminators
Perivale: all terminators all the time
I_Am_Clockwork: the new sterngaurd and drednaught are pretty nice looking
I_Am_Clockwork: as a Nids player I am not happy to see a unit of dedicated flamethrowers
MyNameIsSeven913: I think I like everything in box except the dread imo
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "my god, the 7 foot tall tyranid warrior disappeared behind that chest high wall, where could it have gone"
MyNameIsSeven913: flamer marines look sick as well as the new nids
Lysander_salamander: I like the color-schemes they both chose for their teams.
couchboyj: Not sure how I feel about reasonable sized legs on terminators. I like em good n squat.
I_Am_Clockwork: I want them to make the old Dakka dred again (one of the old dred options was a pair of twinlinked Autocannons that made it look like a ww2 AA gun)
DEATHlikescats: @lysander_salamander read’s really well on screen
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah that model was sick
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that was in 3rd ed, right?
I_Am_Clockwork: something like that
LoadingReadyRun: @MyNameIsSeven913 lrrPAUL Genestealer Cult: "Hey Friends, let's stop using Flamethrowers"
Monocled_Falcon: You can't perform guard at all if in conceal
saucemaster5000: But marge, the little guy hasn't moved yet! You just know they are gonna do something cool soon....
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @MyNameIsSeven913 Smokey The Bear With Suspiciously Many Arms: "only you can prevent forest fires, by destroying all flamer tech"
MyNameIsSeven913: The old hellfire dread was a favorite of mine, so I support the dakkadread movement lol
MyNameIsSeven913: Genestealer army while each of them holding a flamethrower "hey dude, relax with the flamethrowers"
Sudobyte: Can any of the hive fleet guys really be considered 'friendly' anyway? They don't seem friendly
PadawanTK16: If you’re trying to activate it on a warrior they give themselves synapse
PadawanTK16: @loadingreadyrun ^
MyNameIsSeven913: It's more of a family, as they hate and love each other at the same time
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SnowBuddy18: firing sweet nothings at one another
DEATHlikescats: Big Spy vs Spy energy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: One fear
DEATHlikescats: Dang Ben’s tattoo is so cool
LordZarano: !findquote R2
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
Earthenone: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Cptasparagus: are those dice trays the boxes that commander decks used to come in?
MyNameIsSeven913: Do Erika and Ben have any pictures of the models somewhere?
ToastyLoaff: Better get a VPN for that torrent
Cptasparagus: @MyNameIsSeven913 ben has pictures of the box on twitter but I dont see painted pics
Monocled_Falcon: The fire marshall is a Tyranid plant
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Local Man Discovers Love of Fire; Residents Concerned.
Kramburger: The nice guys, or Nice Guys (derogatory)?
Rhynerd: Former
Rhynerd: they’ll actually try to avoid things like civilian casualties
Juliamon: escherichiacole
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the Salamanders are a marine chapter that have morals beyond "serve emperor kill heretic"
MyNameIsSeven913: Gesundheit
Monocled_Falcon: Concern for civilian casualties is important when you primarily use fire as a weapon
Spades_Slicc: Oh that's /you/
GhostofJeffGoldblum: god that's a good paint job
MyNameIsSeven913: @Juliamon Thanks!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the few times I painted minis they looked like I was on an industrial amount of meth while doing so
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I do not have steady hands
MyNameIsSeven913: Looks pretty slick
Monocled_Falcon: My secret is to prime with metallic paints so the fancy trims on my space marines are done for me.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the hospitality expert
MrGibberish: Funny enough, steady hands come with practice
MrGibberish: Sometimes
GhostofJeffGoldblum: none crit left beef
Monocled_Falcon: Dialogus out here giving speeches about how the Tyranids should go straight to hell
Spades_Slicc: die-alogue
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the name of her gun is A Spirited Exchange of Ideas
Raincoast_Bear: Hell is too good for them.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: sounds like a Culture ship
KeytarCat: What game mode are we doing?
Pharmacistjudge: camel up super cup activated!
Sudobyte: I'm wearing one right now!
Lysander_salamander: It's a mug in the shape of a skull?
Simriel: You are a cup user? Ew!!! I never knew that about you
Lysander_salamander: Oh he said cuff
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Lysander_salamander ah, you found an enemy with no eyes?
DEATHlikescats: A big butter yellow cappuccino cup that works as a bowl too
Juliamon: Lysander_salamander No, it's actually cup
Lysander_salamander: oh ok
Monocled_Falcon: Central command, we've discovered that this space ship does have a finite volume
Juliamon: or "chalice" if you're fancy
fuzzy_step: No, Ben, that's the Navis Breachers that weld doors shut.
Raincoast_Bear: The Chalice from the Palace?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, when's the wedding?
mjiig: No they broke the chalice from the palace
Shadowsoflife: @GhostofJeffGoldblum So I wasn't the only one thinking that
ThatPoorSod: 2 inches negatescover
Simriel: @monocled_falcon With a space hulk, that's useful and previously unknown info
saucemaster5000: We'll put that wall on the fridge
CptMurphey: it's not a one!
Mythallian: well its not a one for erika
saucemaster5000: fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Hate is.... actually pretty useful in 40k
Shadowsoflife: sanctified with dynamite ?
Raincoast_Bear: Hate is a status affect meaning you must charge any hated enemy in LOS. At least it used to be...
KeytarCat: It's fun walking away and forgetting who's on stream, then trying to identify players by voice. The total distortion by the time I hear it down the hall means that everyone's intonation overlaps with at least two other people in the office
sporkraptor: yeeee gosh I love tyranids :D
Simriel: The world is kinda just a fancy way of saying Surgeon
Sudobyte: !card Goblin Chirugeon
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
therealkeyens: good ol slicey docs
Sudobyte: !card Goblin Chirurgeon
LRRbot: Goblin Chirurgeon [R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/2] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Regenerate target creature.
Simriel: So it's pronounced very similar to Surgeon
DaxStrife: [Horm intensifies]
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL An unnecessarily fancy way to say something simple? In Warhammer?!
Simriel: I should go to sleep, but War 4O is occuring.
sporkraptor: that's one of those words I've read a whole bunch of times but never had to say out loud so afaik it could be pronounced "potato"
sporkraptor: but I can spell it! >__<
Simriel: @loadingreadyrun my favourite is the "official" name of the Space Sharks marines chapter. Carcharadons Astra
TotallyNotaBeholder: "Let us out, let us out!" "Let us in, let us in!"
Shadowsoflife: who has the frag? toss it in and close the door?
Simriel: Bone s word
sporkraptor: booneswoooord
Shadowsoflife: is ready
sporkraptor: I can't hear that without thinking of "bonestorm" XD
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Simriel: I hope when the Nid codex drops we get a new Swarmlord.
iris_of_ether: benginPray benginPray benginPray
I_Am_Clockwork: What is it? Sword! Whats it made of? Bone! Whats it called? Bonesword!
sporkraptor: @I_Am_Clockwork reading the card explains the ca--sword
I_Am_Clockwork: "Sword Reading" sounds like an eldar thing
I_Am_Clockwork: oh sorry "Aeldari"
sporkraptor: "going to the training yard for a little light sword reading"
MrQBear: @I_Am_Clockwork It's like braille, but sharper!
sporkraptor: alternately: Worst Tarot Reading Evar
sporkraptor: "and for your future... I see you being stabbed." "that's very unlikely" "well you might think that..." *stabbitystab*
Raincoast_Bear: This is turning out the same as most episodes of Lets Nope. Ben fights and fights and in the end gets eaten by a monster.
LoadingReadyRun: to be fair, the *Tyranids* don't name stuff. "Bonesword" was coined by people being hit by it
ChargingFurret: is that character is at 1? or is she full?
Earthenone: oops all swords tarrot deck
MrQBear: @sporkraptor looking at someone's reflection in the blade of your weapon, and interpreting the shapes would be interesting.
sporkraptor: @Earthenone "I got the bone of swords, is that... bad?"
virgil82: I am the bone of my sword?
Earthenone: unlimited bone works?
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Shadowsoflife: my last rpg game the only good roll I had was to dodge
Walla_tv: the nuns with guns are very cool
sporkraptor: @sporkraptor that sounds like an actually legit form of divination. might be hard to do if your sword is made of bone, though--probably wouldn't be very shiny XD
Shadowsoflife: @virgil82 Steel is their body
sporkraptor: @virgil82 and their blood is... well, blood
MrQBear: @sporkraptor well in that case you just coat it in blood first. ' -'
Shadowsoflife: @virgil82 or acid? maybe
sporkraptor: okay I missed the "venom cannon," that sounds both incredibly bad and incredibly awesome
Shadowsoflife: ^ yes
zeathean: oh that is generous
zeathean: good guy Ben
Raincoast_Bear: The Ullmer Trohpy for most Sportsman-like Killer Nun - Ben!
Azathoth__: You could have used Divine Shield with 2 Faith Points as another option
Azathoth__: (just getting here, so not sure if a different faith action had already been taken)
midnightcurryjazz: I am no one
sporkraptor: >___>
Walla_tv: im not real
Simriel: *waves* hello
GhostofJeffGoldblum: where am i hello
Shadowsoflife: nope no one here, just shadows
Melfina__: Yep nobody here
saucemaster5000: I'm watching and I don't see a single mistake
midnightcurryjazz: I exist as a state of mind
James_the_Dabbler: >.> <.< >.>
Kramburger: Null Rod is my favourite Green Day album
Perivale: it does nothing
Raincoast_Bear: We're watching and SMOrc lrrHAM
Azathoth__: The condemnor is crossbow lady
Morrigan9: and cup guy paul
LordZarano: 💃
Azathoth__: No, keep cup lady safe in the back, shes your faith point battery!
Azathoth__: @LoadingReadyRun cant close a door that an enemy is within 1" of
BloodnBullets: Hodor!
Azathoth__: Hatchway fight is another action, but thats a separate thing
TheWriterAleph: close the door, levitate off the floor, nobody does a dinosaur
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
I_Am_Clockwork: oh god bugsnacks
saucemaster5000: I'd give up all my cake to become a cupcake
MrQBear: still want to see candy/cupcake tyranids.
DaxStrife: Late Night Tight Fight
LoadingReadyRun: Bugsnax: Most whimsical body horror
MrQBear: I might have to become the change I want to see. Surely this isn't an expensive hobby to get into, right?
BloodnBullets: @MrQBear candycane scythes!
BalthusHomewood: @mrqbear I mean, swap their purples for reds and they're already peppermint
Azathoth__: Dont forget to use faith points :)
MrQBear: @BalthusHomewood fair enough!
LoadingReadyRun: @MrQBear It isn't *cheap* but Kill Team is a lot easier to get into then full 40K
BalthusHomewood: Somebody painted some of their Gene Stealers in cotton candy colors
MrQBear: @MrQBear also fair.
LoadingReadyRun: red/white striped candy cane tyranids would be great
ThatPoorSod: faith goes a log way to not dying
ThatPoorSod: *long
GhostofJeffGoldblum: love the hustle! keep it up!
MrQBear: 2,4,6,8, who do we appreciate? Specifically you, singular unit!
Raincoast_Bear: @MrQBear It's expensive if you follow the orthodoxy and buy all the sets, and army books and scenery. If you DIY, use proxies or buy used it can be reasonable. I'm hoping the promised "simplified" new edition of 40k is actually playable. Also there are lots of other rules and figure lines that aren't 40k...
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @MrQBear hormagaunt, hormagaunt, rend rend rend
saucemaster5000: Cup of a carpenter
Lysander_salamander: Are underhive gangs a possible kill team squad?
Raincoast_Bear: Not at the moment.
rosesmcgee: if the sister superior asks, you hit them with the gun butt
Sudobyte: That cup is full of Barq's. It's got some bite to it
Azathoth__: You can only used Blessed Rejuvenation when that operative is activated
Azathoth__: @LoadingReadyRun ^
Raincoast_Bear: @Lysander_salamander If you're willing to embrace CHaos or the 8 armed emperor you could runthem as a cult.
LordZarano: rip cup
Earthenone: pour one out for cup
Azathoth__: @Lysander_salamander There arent rules for them, but you could certainly proxy their models as a couple different kill teams (Wyrmblade/Genestealer Cults, Blooded/Traitor Guardsmen could both be good options)
Azathoth__: Or even the Adeptes Arbites rules, as hilarious as that would be
Monocled_Falcon: Finding the fourth vertex of a triangle is worth a VP, and a lot of mathematicians will want to ask you some questions
MrQBear: Good Job Flamer said with the same energy as Good Job Gamer
GhostofJeffGoldblum: my overwhelming impression of this game just from this series of streams i that flamers in kill team are OP
Azathoth__: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Flamers are actually usually junk in Kill Team. Its only the Novitiate flamers that are good LUL
Monocled_Falcon: They're also definitely a lot stronger in the close quarters terrain
goombalax: and the kroot flamer that skins you alive
Azathoth__: The Ministorum flamer having 3/4 damage (with the ploy) and inferno tokens makes it really strong. Most other flamers are only 2/2 damage, which means they typically just tickle models
Toxxick: The rule overlap does make me a little happy I chose Marvel Crisis Protocol as my tabletop war game of choice xD
Azathoth__: @LoadingReadyRun no, you hit easier, not extra attack dice with support
Azathoth__: +1 to hit, not +1 dice
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're just lil hungry guys
saucemaster5000: Tyrannids... named after the word "tyrant." Heroes
GhostofJeffGoldblum: to be fair they didn't name themselves that
GhostofJeffGoldblum: their name for themselves is probably a lot kinder
saucemaster5000: Their name translates to "cupcake lovers"
JokerES: Look at that big brain rolling high numbers.
Azathoth__: You can only CP re-roll attack or defense dice
sporkraptor: hungry hungry hormagants
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL kill team (and 40k) has a real problem with nearly infinite versions of "reroll x dice" but with different names and subtle variations
saucemaster5000: "hold die in hand you just used. shake your hand while throwing the die back on the table."
LoadingReadyRun: SingsNote When you active an exactor. You must whip it SingsNote
sporkraptor: phrasing?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 okay, I have my hand off at the wrist
GhostofJeffGoldblum: now what
I_Am_Clockwork: The Might Gun Butt would be a great folk song about a cowboy who blows into town and starts a fight with the Mighty Gun But, who has a six shooter lodged in their ass.
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum consult Hospitaller
goombalax: our old friend Robin Ransack
sporkraptor: getting mugged by a tyranid seems like it'd be... yeah, painful
I_Am_Clockwork: maim? kill? burn?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GhostofJeffGoldblum okay but the nearest hotel is miles away
BalthusHomewood: Those 'nids are big on Organ-ization
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum reroll x die to see if you make it
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is "triangulate the back" what they call checking out people at clubs these days?
Azathoth__: picking up objectives screws with so many tac ops. Part of why Im glad the Critical Ops card missions dont have any pick-up missions
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hatchway fight! hatchway fight! hatchway fight!
I_Am_Clockwork: door fight door fight
goombalax: if you're cold, they're cold. let them inside
Hwrathrax: idk if med ability can be used if in engagement range
BalthusHomewood: These pore Tyranids have mouths to feed... many MANY mouths to feed
MrQBear: you'd think if it's supposed to be an incense censer it should be like... a flail
I_Am_Clockwork: got em
Sudobyte: nun damage
Raincoast_Bear: Major hive fleets: Behemoth, Kraken, Leviathan. And the most dangerous of all, Hive Fleet Karen - their harrowing call: "Manager! ManaGER!"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's a me! tyranid a swarm!
Monocled_Falcon: "An operative can drop an objective marker or token it is carrying at any point during its activation without subtracting any additional AP."
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James_the_Dabbler: But is this the first time it has been picked up?
I_Am_Clockwork: "Then I Threw it on the GROOOOUND"
Perivale: That's the Emperor's cupcake
LoadingReadyRun: Novitiates and Tyranids line up and walk past eachother shaking hands. "Good game, Good Game"
Azathoth__: Ben also gets a VP for controlling the center objective
saucemaster5000: that was a really great game
Raincoast_Bear: Good stuff guys.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "whatever, it's just a weird dog OH GOD"
I_Am_Clockwork: hormagaunts are like little cruise missiles
Raincoast_Bear: SMOrc SMOrc SMOrc Did you paint YOUR Tyranids yet Ben_LRR? lrrHAM lrrHAM lrrHAM
Azathoth__: Hormagaunts work against Executioner
Azathoth__: Executioner is much better when youre playing an elite team
Azathoth__: playing as an elite team that is
BalthusHomewood: Good show!
sporkraptor: yeeee!!
I_Am_Clockwork: Cheer10000 Thanks for the fun Killteam times!
goombalax: Thank you for playing Killteam!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you may find Erika already within your home.
LordZarano: escher3THUMBSUP
Juliamon: !desert bus
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's about that time.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: meetings have started.
shendaras: seabatClap Desert Bus seabatClap
somebasil: Bus is coming
Raincoast_Bear: Did you paint your Tyranids yet Ben_LRR?
ButButTheJesus: ~26 weeks until Desert Bus!
LordZarano: escher3FOX
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Paul "Tech-Priest" Saunders
Juliamon: Raincoast_Bear It's Bengineering
Juliamon: Raincoast_Bear Also he's an adult, please do not pester him
MrGibberish: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: You can call James Betty
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 and he can call us Al
I_Am_Clockwork: just don't call me late to dinner
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 better than callin us ChatGPT
roastbeefsandwitch: I'd be very much up for seeing another Vampire: Rivals stream with Jacob, ideally a 4-player version.
Shadowsoflife: or more jacob
Earthenone: !quote chopin
LRRbot: Quote #1623: "Oops, off I go to Mongolia!" —Chopin [2016-01-20]
roastbeefsandwitch: That too. More Jacob is always great for my mood, I love this vibe.
Simonark: Why can't Mozart just DIE?
Simonark: He was really good at it in real life!
JokerES: Gotta get that &#39
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
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LordZarano: !dbcountdown
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Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Raincoast_Bear: Lots of bits.
KWardJenx: Great stream. Thank you
I_Am_Clockwork: >.>
I_Am_Clockwork: <.<
I_Am_Clockwork: who can say
Juliamon: Just like Clockword
Shadowsoflife: ^
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Juliamon: *k
Juliamon: sorry I_Am_Clockwork I parnetsed you
I_Am_Clockwork: buh buyyyyyeeeee
Phailhammer: cya :)
BalthusHomewood: ❤️
I_Am_Clockwork: parnets!
LordZarano: escher3FOX lrrHEART
LordZarano: Ooh alexsteacy is live!
hunterredtalon: Did I miss it?
Juliamon: You did, sorry
hunterredtalon: Dang ;-;
hunterredtalon: So what's Novitiates anyway? All I know is Admech
Juliamon: Baby Sisters
hunterredtalon: Huh...
hunterredtalon: Of Silence?
Juliamon: Yep
Juliamon: They managed to beat the nids!
Juliamon: Cupcakes were awarded.
hunterredtalon: Huh
Earthenone: lrrAWESOME
Juliamon: It was a good stream, I recommend the VOD
Juliamon: Ben said it was the best game he's played yet.