AFK || Kill Team - Tyranids vs. Novitiates

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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> It's Kill Team night on AFK! Tonight Ben's Novitiates face off against Erika's Tyranids. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FvPfwb4aUAAXIZX.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1653913370985373697
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 TehAmelie: the Emperor is a normal regular  human who's kept in a static electricity field just to prevent him from being legally dead for 20,000 years, right?
gehennam_reborn: So, who else would love to see a special AFK intro for Kill Team nights?
 I_Am_Clockwork: @TehAmelie for insurance purposes, yeah
 ShaneLeeAtk: Per the lore, the Emperor is walking among us now. Just like George Jetson.
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Shadowsoflife: @Orxolon like a nexflix or a Japanese one?
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JoeKim: what a fun intro
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JoeKim: my eyes!
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 GhostValv: 
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withwherewithal: Good evening!
 SnackPak_: 
 TehAmelie: hi Ben! and Erika!
 QuixoticScrivener: Erika!!!!!!!!!
Orxolon: helloooo
 I_Am_Clockwork: @MrQBear he has to worry about insurance BECAUSE it's the grim darkness of the future where there is only war
 Kramburger: Legs so white they dance to the lyrics of a song, not the rythem
 Sibwow: erika i have the same shirt
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Orxolon: Erika!
Orxolon: yeeeeyyyy
Shadowsoflife: @Shadowsoflife weird
withwherewithal: Been painting a lot of 40K recently and your Kill Team streams get me hyped up!
 MrQBear: @I_Am_Clockwork Haha, dang, fair!
micalovits: Uhhh, nom nom nids!
 saucemaster5000: nom nom nom
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dtrain_67: For the Emperor
 I_Am_Clockwork: boof
 GhostValv: beej boof
 SnackPak_: the Beej booth
 Beofryn: oh man, i wanted to see nids eat beefy bois, not cool battle sisters
 I_Am_Clockwork: meat boof beebj
JoeKim: meat zone! meat zone!
micalovits: Can I buy one that hasn't been worn by you also Ben?
 saucemaster5000: Beej... Booth.... Battlestar Galactica
gehennam_reborn: Hail to the Space bugs!
 gualdhar: dongling the bongle still sounds vaguely sexual
 GhostValv: D:
 I_Am_Clockwork: so... so many things
 saucemaster5000: Nothing!
 airylan: Magnus did nothing wrong!
 Anstu: Nids nids nids nids
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JoeKim: magnus is an innocent baby
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 I_Am_Clockwork: our job here is done
 QuailnAle: FIRSTLY!!!!!! lol
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Orxolon: @Juliamon they start preparing it in May?
 TehAmelie: it's only like half a year away. does half a year seem long to you? you must be young still
 blowsdudes: Always be preping
 Kramburger: PRIZES FOR THE PRIZE THRONE
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 Rhynerd: Hello! I hope I’m not too late
 Sibwow: and remember kids, making a bunch of stuff for the volunteers is nice in theory but a pain in the tuchas to implement on their side
JoeKim: retire champion or death
 Kramburger: Do you think Ben has ADD?
JoeKim: classic 40k manuever
 I_Am_Clockwork: new system!
Despoiler98: Ben has the 40K ADD like I do, I love all the armies
  Juliamon: Orxolon Crafters need time to suggest, create, and ship prizes
Orxolon: @Juliamon yeah,now that i think about it,it makes perfect sense
Shadowsoflife: Didn't Ben play the two plague teams?
 BrowneePoints: Novitiates are quite dece. Gimme an Ecclesiarchy box Games Workshop!
gehennam_reborn: Novitiates and Pathfinders were the second set of bespoke teams
 Kramburger: Sisters in training (bras)
MsMollieMac: Ah, Novice-Initiates
xVeinFirex: @Kramburger I feel like you *might* know but just in case, Ben actually DOES have ADHD
micalovits: Hey look, its a two bite snack!
withwherewithal: Dies to plasma
gehennam_reborn: Ah, so the novitiates are just gonna drop like flies.
 MAPBoardgames: Range: pentagon, meaning 6"
 TehAmelie: i hope this is not overstepping anything, but i would submit any neurodivergent conditons the streamers may or may not have is all their own business
 DEATHlikescats: Ah soroitas! Love the sisters ‘o battle
 Kramburger: @xVeinFirex 'twas merely a joke!
ThatPoorSod: eyes of the emporer
 ShaneLeeAtk: Up close to Tryanids seems... Less than desirable?
MsMollieMac: @kramburger sisters-in-training is what I call my boobs 1 year into hormones
 Kramburger: @MsMollieMac 
ThatPoorSod: but ap2 is so good
 airylan: always supercharge your plasma!
xVeinFirex: @Kramburger I assumed it was but transparency and all since it's a bit of a pseudo sensitive subject IIRC
 GhostValv: D:
 DEATHlikescats: The B-slap
 Kramburger: @xVeinFirex All good!
Despoiler98:    high risk sisters
withwherewithal: If you do that Ben they should have prayed harder to the Emperor
 MAPBoardgames: A big ass-sword
 airylan: two handed chainsword 
Despoiler98: has a Final Fantasy Buster sword sized weapon
 DEATHlikescats: Just prayer bandages and pointy death bits
 Kramburger: Erika bringing in her Dark Souls characters
 Kramburger: Good Question Streamer!
 saucemaster5000: Oh sorry, What is an active faith ben?
micalovits: "What is an act of fate Ben?"
 Kramburger: God AND Anime
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 Getter404: Novitiates are always mid to high tier just because they're able to be so dang consistent
Despoiler98:     moar fire
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Despoiler98:     burn the heretics
 DEATHlikescats:  
GirlPainting:     
 airylan: ah, lighting them on fire ^_^
drdudeman: Man ive been out of hte warhammer 40k tabletop for a while now
 Mr_Bitterness: 
drdudeman: Ive been playing AOS with blinders on
 DEATHlikescats:  
 Getter404: Baby Dialogus
 DEATHlikescats: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: Thats not the cup of a carpenter
Despoiler98:     take a lil sippy sip
Monocled_Falcon: The Pronatus is rocking the Big Gulp Eucharist
 DEATHlikescats: 
  Juliamon: cup
 sirspate: two armies one cup?
 Kramburger: Playing King's Cup in an active warzone?!
 Simonark: Did Ben choose wisely?
GirlPainting: Uhm actually that is a challice 
 Rhynerd: I’m now reminded of the early AoS ability “For the Lady!”
 DEATHlikescats: @sirspate omg NOOOO
 Kramburger:  Whips?
 betazed15: "Cup" is such a small word for that...That thing is 100% a chalice.
 DEATHlikescats: LOL
MsMollieMac: Did they get cup at store.loadingreadyrun.com ?
 Simriel: Time for Big Nid Party?
 Simonark: Legions With Lesions!
 betazed15: Wait, you whip the penitent and the penitent gets further???
 Alas_Babylon: Ah, the Disciplinary Action, wonderful
Despoiler98:     NYOOOOOM
 Raincoast_Bear: @drdudeman KIllTeam rules are not directly related to big 40k - closest ruleset is WarCry.
 Alas_Babylon: The best Soldier melee
 Kramburger: Limewire really whips the penitent
 Akaiatana: Circle strafe!
 Getter404: @betazed15 No matter the game, Repentia are guided missiles
 I_Am_Clockwork: The Holy Zoomies
 DeM0nFiRe: HospitLRR
 Getter404: Ah, Warhammer Latin. Ar Bee Tees
MsMollieMac: Hot Spittle-er
 v_nome: Hoss Spittler?
GirlPainting: good one DeM0nFiRe
 Kramburger: Walk it off
 DEATHlikescats:  
Despoiler98: stop dying you COWARDS
DaxStrife: Oh, they've got the Payday 2 ability. Just yell "GET DA F--- UP!"
 DEATHlikescats:  
 Kramburger: Get the magic sponge and some orange slices
 corpocracy: Excited to see two of my favorite factions
 Mr_Bitterness:   
 MilkInBags: does Ben have 100 units to present? 
GirlPainting: whats brown and sticky?
 airylan: big fire mace
GirlPainting: a stick!
 I_Am_Clockwork: Gas Powered Stick
Phazon_Kiwi: So they're a-macing at cqc 
MsMollieMac: @daxstrife AUUGH I need a medic pack!!
 v_nome: Mace Friendo was my favourite Jedi
drdudeman: @drdudeman Ah I see! I dont know much of that one either but im going to enjoy watching and learning!
DaxStrife: @v_nome Dangit I was just typing that.
 Kramburger: @GirlPainting What's Brown and rhymes with Snoop?  Dr Dre.
 Raincoast_Bear: WAARRRRGH!  -er!   
DaxStrife: @MsMollieMac 
 DEATHlikescats:   
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 Kramburger: A boombox can change the world
 Simriel: The electric guitar is an Ork model. For real
 Kramburger: But you need to know the limits of a boombox
 Rhynerd: There’s an Imagifer in this team too?
 airylan: the goff rokker and the noisemarine have electric guitars
 I_Am_Clockwork: Jun the Jewels for the Emp'rah
 I_Am_Clockwork: run*
GirlPainting: @ Ben Ben, you sure have upped your painting game!
 Raincoast_Bear: The Goffic Rock Band.
 Akaiatana: The Lucio of the 40k world
 DEATHlikescats:   
 Getter404: Worse, it's Creed.
panpaladin: Nothing but good vibes in the Imperium of Man
 TehAmelie: bebe shark, do do do
Despoiler98:    yes....annoy the tyranids....yes good plan
 I_Am_Clockwork: good ol' condemnor. Condemnoring all your stuff. Just condemnoring all over the shop
 I_Am_Clockwork: nobody escapes a brisk condemning
 Simriel: I mean isn't the condemnor still a bolter? Just with an extra bit
MsMollieMac: Condemnorating the countryside
 Akaiatana: Ah, she's Thalia
gehennam_reborn: That could do some work against warriors
 corpocracy: Yay, Nids
 I_Am_Clockwork: @Simriel more a fire crossbow
Despoiler98: woooooo gaunts
GirlPainting: going into a space hulk, without terminator armor, only pistol range and a crossbow...against nids!....bad idea
 Getter404: hungry hungry buggos
DaxStrife: Honey, I'm horm!
 I_Am_Clockwork: good old swarm-y t-shirt saves
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 corpocracy: Whoa, those Nids look so good!
Despoiler98: @GirlPainting all of this is a great plan, the Emperor says so
gehennam_reborn: Wasn't excepting to see gaunts tonight, but I'm happy to finally see them get used 
 I_Am_Clockwork: hugge
GirlPainting: nomnomnomnom
 I_Am_Clockwork: nids nids nids!
 DEATHlikescats:  
MsMollieMac: Whaaa
 GhostValv: 
 Simriel: @i_am_clockwork huh, this is just a solo condemnor. Not seen one of those in a while
 DEATHlikescats: 
Despoiler98: Theyre gonna EAT YA
 DEATHlikescats:   
Phazon_Kiwi: Nids really need a non-compendium team
   LoadingReadyRun:  How's the music volume?
 Melfina__: Two of my favorite factions, go sisters! go bugs!
Shadowsoflife: good volume
 DEATHlikescats: Sounds good @loadingreadyrun !
 MAPBoardgames: @LoadingReadyRun Perfect
 corpocracy: Music is good!
 I_Am_Clockwork: @LoadingReadyRun fine
MsMollieMac: Good for me, P
 Mr_Bitterness: Omn nom nom heals
GirlPainting: i am so sad my army has no kill team....imperial knights!
GirlPainting: ^^
 I_Am_Clockwork: @GirlPainting lol
 I_Am_Clockwork: I could see making a statblock for a Knight as a multi-team boss battle sort of dealyo
Despoiler98: @GirlPainting your kill team would be just the pilot
MsMollieMac: @girlpainting what would a KT for knigbts even be? Like, ONE wardog?
GirlPainting: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: it spits death
 I_Am_Clockwork: dangit paul
 Kramburger: Technically all guns spit death'
 Raincoast_Bear: I don't give the Sisters much hope. You should have brought your own Tyranids, Ben!
 CodeIndigo: It werfs the tod
 Simriel: I would like to see a unit of Knight Pilots as a kill team actually
 I_Am_Clockwork: tasty bio mass
Phazon_Kiwi: @Raincoast_Bear The sisters are good close up, but yeah, will be very messy for them
 MAPBoardgames: @I_Am_Clockwork with frosting!
 I_Am_Clockwork: mmmm
 saucemaster5000: I'm disposing some lentil soup right now
Adolamir: those are some nicely painted 'nids. loving the blue tones.
GirlPainting: well....i guess a knight pilot alone would be escorted by an entire army just to go to the toilet!
Despoiler98: Their Peptide cupcakes.....with mint frosting
 CodeIndigo: Only bran muffins are heresy
 MrQBear: now i want like, candyland-paint job tyranids.
 I_Am_Clockwork: I should dispose of some ice cream...
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  Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
   LoadingReadyRun:  Hormagaunt running around with a cupcake stuck on the end of it's scythe claw
 Quaseymoto: Novitiate Love!
 CodeIndigo: @mrqbear Taste the painbow
GirlPainting: so, its 40k packman
 I_Am_Clockwork: @MrQBear Hive Fleet Wonka
 CanPlayGames: !card island
  LRRbot: Island | Basic Land — Island |
 airylan: cupcakes: tasty tasty biomass
 James_the_Dabbler: So there's only 8 points to be had on board, which makes this interesting
 DEATHlikescats:           
 BloodnBullets: stacked up and ready to breach
 DEATHlikescats:         
 MrQBear: @I_Am_Clockwork @CodeIndigo Very good.
 CodeIndigo: Good news, the tyranids can't turn doorknobs. Bad news, they just rip through the doors
 DEATHlikescats: This is gonna be cool!
Sudobyte: !card hormagaunt swarm
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 I_Am_Clockwork: thats why the Hive Fleet made Genesteelers: They have hansd
GirlPainting: games workshop is ALWAYS great at naming things ^^
 Kramburger: The real advantage of playing Adapta Sororitas is you can say "Let's Go Girls" every turn
 DEATHlikescats: Let’s go Lesbians!
 I_Am_Clockwork: opposable thumbs remain the singel most powerful evolutionary development in the grim dark of the 41st millennium
Sudobyte: !card hormagaunt horde
  LRRbot: Hormagaunt Horde [XG] | Creature — Tyranid [1/1] | Ravenous / Endless Swarm — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, you may pay {2}{G}. If you do, return Hormagaunt Horde from your graveyard to your hand.
 Kramburger: Paul can you do the thingy?
 CodeIndigo: Now I need to make black and yellow nids. The Pittsburgh Gene-Steelers
 Kramburger: @CodeIndigo   
GirlPainting: intercessors, incursors, interceptors, infiltrators, invictor warsuite....if you know all of them your a boss!
 I_Am_Clockwork: I still think about, and chuckle at, Turner-ing point
Shadowsoflife: ^
gehennam_reborn: @codeindigo I hate that as a Packers fan, but have to respect the play on words.
 DEATHlikescats: @codeindigo seriously good pun smithy
 saucemaster5000: Lizard bug dinosaur gonna get done
 LordZarano: @CodeIndigo 
 DEATHlikescats: Speedy
GirlPainting: ^^
 airylan: an Imperial Knight is a kill team *board* 
 midnightcurryjazz: What if you fought inside the imperial knight with other models
 abracadaver23: I want to get my Genestealer cults Kill team together and play
Monocled_Falcon: Imperial Knight kill team consists of the lower half of one Knight
 midnightcurryjazz: The knight was the board
GirlPainting: just one little cerastus knight pritty please! 
 I_Am_Clockwork: Phenomenal Cosmic Power, itty bitty living space
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 Kramburger: This is a Very Aussie Joke, but I want to do an Ork Team painted like the 90s Aussie Cricket Team and call the the Waugh Boys
  Juliamon: Knight thrusts their hand inside
 CodeIndigo: Leagues of Votann needs a KT index at least
 Dog_of_Myth: That was a level in Space Marine.
 Simriel: Knights aren't big enough but Titans could have a battle in it yeah
 DEATHlikescats: Chest high walls errrywhere
 TheWanderingNomad: Is there a Votann Kill Team?
 Rhynerd: One superheavy tank is the size of a city, ain’t it?
 Dog_of_Myth: Not yet @TheWanderingNomad
 CodeIndigo: @kramburger Respect
 airylan: Votann are in the box going on pre-order on Saturday
 Rhynerd: @thewanderingnomad one of the next two teams is gonna be Votann
 I_Am_Clockwork: the box with Beast Men, iirc
 airylan: (the recent boxes have sold out in minutes, though, so I don't expect to get it)
 TheWanderingNomad: Shiny. Thanks @dog_of_myth @airylan
 Dog_of_Myth: and what @airylan said
 saucemaster5000: those moments are a lie
GirlPainting: Rhynerd your mistake 40k with the shitty movie with citys on tracks 
GirlPainting: in 40k citys WALK!
GirlPainting: ^^
 airylan: The Votann get to have a jetpack buddy. Inside the Space Hulk ...
 I_Am_Clockwork: Who here remembers the Ultramarines movie with John Hurt voicing an Imperial Fist chaplin?
 Rhynerd: @girlpainting maybe I’m just misremembering the canonical size of a shadowsword
 DEATHlikescats: Crab cities
 airylan: @I_Am_Clockwork I rather liked it. (It wasn't good, but I liked it!)
   LoadingReadyRun: @GirlPainting  Terrible movie but Mortal Engines was a great book
 I_Am_Clockwork: its a phenominal pile of cheese and I hold it dear to my heart
GirlPainting: a shadowsword is not that big...maybe the length of 4 leopard 2 tanks
 airylan: has only a little bit of talking and most of it is "We march for Macragge!"
 DEATHlikescats: I enjoyed it the action moments but you’re not wrong @loadingreadyrun
 corpocracy: You cannot charge when concealed
PadawanTK16: Can’t charge while concealed
ThatPoorSod: no charging in conceal unless you are a Komando
Monocled_Falcon: You can fight if you're somehow already in engagement range, but you can't charge
ThatPoorSod: or some other specific operatives
PadawanTK16: It’s why orks have their thing
 corpocracy: (Kommandos and maybe a few other units have special rules that allow them to do that)
 MrQBear: "Hi Sam"  'Hi Ralph'
 Simonark: "Hive been workin on the railroad"
 MrQBear: @Simonark 
 I_Am_Clockwork: Everybody's Twerking for the weekend
 DEATHlikescats: @i_am_clockwork I have similar feels for Gods of Egypt (Chadwick Boseman elevates it’s extreme cheese)
 corpocracy: "You a bug dinosaur, and me a woman in power armor"
GirlPainting: One is part of giant collective counting in the trillions, obeying every command of their superiours , disregarding their own safety.....and the other is a tyranid!
 I_Am_Clockwork: this is your regular reminder that hormagaunts are the size of a small horse
GirlPainting: we call them ponys
 DEATHlikescats: Horse-magaunts
 I_Am_Clockwork: nids on Can't Draw Horses Club when?
 CodeIndigo: "When you think about it, who is the real monster here?" "Sister, I'm pretty sure it's the six-armed chitinous toothnado that spits poison and can't be reasoned with."
DaxStrife: 6 arms! Some coordination!
 saucemaster5000: They still get naptime
 DEATHlikescats: Interns
 zeathean: are we measuring correctly here?
GirlPainting: wait what? you PAY your subordinates?
Monocled_Falcon: The Sister Superior is calling command and asking why she was sent an intern with a big cup
 corpocracy: "To be fair, it's a really nice cup"
 CodeIndigo: Who put catgirl heads on her Sister Superiors? This girl
 Simonark: "Did you SEE the guy she brained with the cup last week?"
GirlPainting: it is a chalice! thank you very much!
DaxStrife: Tyranid Up Super Cup?
 Kramburger: So basically Ben's playing the Major Payne remake?
Monocled_Falcon: Battle Sister Breakfast Club
 DEATHlikescats: Cup bonk skills at max
 I_Am_Clockwork: If they do a good job purging this space hulk, they're going to NATIONALS
Morrigan9: slaps huge cup - look at how much blood of my enemys i can fit in this
Sudobyte: That one was actually an UberEats driver who got roped into this, that’s actually someone’s McDonald’s drink
 CodeIndigo: @morrigan9 YES
 corpocracy: Who do you want on your team: intern with whips, intern with big chainsword, or intern with cup?
 DEATHlikescats: @sudobyte oh no not the sharp sprite!
 CodeIndigo: @corpocracy intern with ambulatory boombox
 Simonark: If the cup intern got fired and had to go work in a diner, would it be called "Chalice Doesn't Live Here Any More"?
GirlPainting: ok, if you exsquise me for but a moment....i need to put some Nids on my 3d printer quickly ^^
 CodeIndigo: You can get anything you want at Chalice's Restaurant
 I_Am_Clockwork: oh yeah wariors are HUUUUGE
 I_Am_Clockwork: they're so... beeeeg
 Simonark: There was a song about Chalice.
PadawanTK16: The size of a large horse?
 DEATHlikescats: All the ladies are Gwendolyn Christie tall
 I_Am_Clockwork: @PadawanTK16 or several smaller horses
GirlPainting: a warrior is roughly the size of a Primaris Space Marine. You can see the measurement realy nice in the Space Marine 2 Trailer
Sudobyte: Worst UberEats delivery ever. "Hi' I'm here with your large coke OH GOD TYRANIDS"
 James_the_Dabbler: If these warriors are all the size of a horse, then they are HUGE. Like, dommy mommies
GirlPainting: so a warrior is about 2,90 meters
PadawanTK16: @i_am_clockwork that’s what the ribs are lol, just many horses stacked up
 DEATHlikescats: @girlpainting ah so lady Dimitrescu sized!
GirlPainting: exactly!
 DEATHlikescats: Dang 
 DEATHlikescats: 
 zeathean: is the movement gauge set up to allow for the bases size on the miniatures?
GirlPainting: they can dunk in basketball without jumping ^^
 James_the_Dabbler: @DEATHlikescats Before you go wanting them to step on you, a reminder that some of their feet spew fire
 DEATHlikescats: @james_the_dabbler bonus??
 I_Am_Clockwork: I thiiiiink the attack counts as not happening at all, but I don't know how that interacts with guard
 DEATHlikescats: (Will keep my  restrained on main tho)
 I_Am_Clockwork: I haven't played Novitiates in Gallowdark yet
 James_the_Dabbler: @DEATHlikescats Cursed XD
 DEATHlikescats: Hehe true
Monocled_Falcon: Who would expect for there to be a crossbow in the middle of that small sun?
 Kramburger: Speaking of P1, are we gonna take a break soon?
Phazon_Kiwi: @Kramburger 
 I_Am_Clockwork: get condemnored
   LoadingReadyRun: Stake Thrower reminds me of the Stake Gun in Painkiller
 I_Am_Clockwork: the gun that shot javelins that pinnned people to walls?
 DEATHlikescats: 
 comrade_cards: Dia-low-gus
 I_Am_Clockwork: just blasting Scatman John
 I_Am_Clockwork: a messy messy break
 I_Am_Clockwork: just cheezy puff dust all over the place
  Juliamon: ooh more Trine next week
 neisan2112: Oh no, they're going back to Mozart
  Juliamon: neisan2112 They had two solid months of really good game, it's only fair
   LoadingReadyRun: @zeathean The base size doesn't matter as log as you measure from the same place each time (front to front or back to back)
 neisan2112: @Juliamon True, gotta balance the Hi-Fi Rush.
 control_rig: Hi-fi rush was really enjoyable. Though I must admit having a weak spot for Korsika's accent >_>
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's an Erika!
 saucemaster5000: Here comes 2!
 zeathean: @zeathean Oh cool
GirlPainting: Lunch time!
GirlPainting: nomnomnom
GirlPainting: @LoadingReadyRun , They are not that different afterall! One is part of giant collective counting in the trillions, obeying every command of their superiours , disregarding their own safety.....and the other is a tyranid!
 zeathean: So it does look like we might be making a common movement error
GirlPainting: measuring from the front of the base and setting the back on the end?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's so sad Steve Jobs died of triangulate
 zeathean: yep
 AtomicAlchemical: Oh Erika is on tonight 
   LoadingReadyRun:  doing that 4 point triangulate
DaxStrife: Hormigaunts? Up in my grill? It's more likely than you think!
GirlPainting: Fun fact: Harry Potter could have ended the great Wizzarding war in an instand if he was a 40K player....EXTERMINATUS!
 saucemaster5000: sorry, you have to roll 3 crits to cry
 LordZarano: @LoadingReadyRun So THAT'S why a square is 3 inches!
PadawanTK16: Is this how gallowfall happens? A bunch of sisters triangulate a location to be bombed into the warp?
Monocled_Falcon: Reap hits everything within 1 inch of either the attacker or the target, not just the target
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Champion! The Woonz!
Monocled_Falcon: It's worded very weirdly
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: boy they really through the novitiates into the deep end here huh
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "hey newbis, go fight these Tyranids"
Shadowsoflife: and they did
 DEATHlikescats: Goodbye horse sized bug creature
  Juliamon: "Good news: it's cupcakes. Bad news: it's also nids."
 MrQBear: they ran into the hiveswarm and the penitent just screams "HECK YEAH" while revving a chainsaw sword?
 DEATHlikescats: That feels like a Paranoia mission tbh
 Rhynerd: Honestly, this is not as bad as the usual tyranid problem a space hulk has
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: yo did Erika paint those nids? those are gorgeous.
 I_Am_Clockwork: This is what happens when you leave food around on the floor, you get bugs
 DEATHlikescats: CupNidCakes
 Rhynerd: Usually instead of gaunts you get genestealera
Sudobyte: "Dear Sisters. Please come to the space hulk. I've baked you some cupcakes. Princess Hargablarga 'Swarmlord'"
 I_Am_Clockwork: inside each cupcake: A ripper
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Rhynerd yeah but usually you're also in terminator armor
 DEATHlikescats: She sure did @ghostofjeffgoldblum !
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: so it's kinda potato tomato
DaxStrife: You have an auto-chastiser? I just call my mother.
 MrQBear: @DaxStrife It's on the (mother) Superior, does that count?
 LordZarano: I like the idea that the tyranids are excited to get cupcakes
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
Shadowsoflife: o/
Lysander_salamander: what teams are on today?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: tyranids and sisters of battle JV team
Lysander_salamander: oh cool
Lysander_salamander: JV?  Junior Varsity?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're the newbies
Monocled_Falcon: The Battle Sister Babysitter is having a bad day
 I_Am_Clockwork: this hormagant is having a stabby day, which is to say the best day of its short life
 Perivale: better to die for the emperor than live for yourself
theamc2000: What is novitiates?
 DEATHlikescats: @i_am_clockwork I imagine it’s perspective on life is similar to the Pyro from TF2
Shadowsoflife: newbies
Monocled_Falcon: Sister Superior just had her Obi-Wan moment, except Darth Vader is played by a big screaming bug
 TheWriterAleph: don't tell mom
 saucemaster5000: Don't Tell March of the Machines
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Honey Giant Bugs Killed The Babysitter
 saucemaster5000: I thought pauly shore was so cool as a kid for shooting the dishes above the house in that movie
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 Kramburger: This Starship Troopers RPG is kinda cool NGL
 DEATHlikescats: Adventures in Babysitting
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: betrayal...
 DEATHlikescats: But without vine dinofrio’s Thor
 DEATHlikescats: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Baby chickens don't turn into flowers.
 saucemaster5000: wait... there's a starship troopers tabletop rpg? Can... can you play as the heroes/the bugs?
MyNameIsSeven913: From a scale of numbers, how hyped are people for the Leviathan box?
 I_Am_Clockwork: sometimes you just want to roll dice hand have nothing happen
 I_Am_Clockwork: I'm pretty excited
Lysander_salamander: yay nun friends
 I_Am_Clockwork: it hads Loads of cool new nids stuff and the space marines are allright I guess
 Perivale: i love the new terminators
 Perivale: but then I loved the old terminators
 Perivale: all terminators all the time
 I_Am_Clockwork: the new sterngaurd and drednaught are pretty nice looking
 I_Am_Clockwork: as a Nids player I am not happy to see a unit of dedicated flamethrowers
MyNameIsSeven913: I think I like everything in box except the dread imo
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "my god, the 7 foot tall tyranid warrior disappeared behind that chest high wall, where could it have gone"
MyNameIsSeven913: flamer marines look sick as well as the new nids
Lysander_salamander: I like the color-schemes they both chose for their teams.
 couchboyj: Not sure how I feel about reasonable sized legs on terminators.  I like em good n squat.
 I_Am_Clockwork: I want them to make the old Dakka dred again (one of the old dred options was a pair of twinlinked Autocannons that made it look like a ww2 AA gun)
 DEATHlikescats: @lysander_salamander read’s really well on screen
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah that model was sick
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: that was in 3rd ed, right?
 I_Am_Clockwork: something like that
   LoadingReadyRun: @MyNameIsSeven913  Genestealer Cult: "Hey Friends, let's stop using Flamethrowers"
Monocled_Falcon: You can't perform guard at all if in conceal
 saucemaster5000: But marge, the little guy hasn't moved yet! You just know they are gonna do something cool soon....
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @MyNameIsSeven913 Smokey The Bear With Suspiciously Many Arms: "only you can prevent forest fires, by destroying all flamer tech"
MyNameIsSeven913: The old hellfire dread was a favorite of mine, so I support the dakkadread movement lol
MyNameIsSeven913: Genestealer army while each of them holding a flamethrower "hey dude, relax with the flamethrowers"
Sudobyte: Can any of the hive fleet guys really be considered 'friendly' anyway? They don't seem friendly
PadawanTK16: If you’re trying to activate it on a warrior they give themselves synapse
PadawanTK16: @loadingreadyrun ^
MyNameIsSeven913: It's more of a family, as they hate and love each other at the same time
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SnowBuddy18: firing sweet nothings at one another
 DEATHlikescats: Big Spy vs Spy energy
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: One fear
 DEATHlikescats: Dang Ben’s tattoo is so cool
 LordZarano: !findquote R2
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Earthenone: !findquote r1
  LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these  ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
Cptasparagus: are those dice trays the boxes that commander decks used to come in?
MyNameIsSeven913: Do Erika and Ben have any pictures of the models somewhere?
 ToastyLoaff: Better get a VPN for that torrent
Cptasparagus: @MyNameIsSeven913 ben has pictures of the box on twitter but I dont see painted pics
Monocled_Falcon: The fire marshall is a Tyranid plant
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Local Man Discovers Love of Fire; Residents Concerned.
 Kramburger: The nice guys, or Nice Guys (derogatory)?
 Rhynerd: Former
 Rhynerd: they’ll actually try to avoid things like civilian casualties
  Juliamon: escherichiacole
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the Salamanders are a marine chapter that have morals beyond "serve emperor kill heretic"
MyNameIsSeven913: Gesundheit
Monocled_Falcon: Concern for civilian casualties is important when you primarily use fire as a weapon
  Juliamon: The nids: https://twitter.com/EscherichiaCole/status/1653234508664279040
Spades_Slicc: Oh that's /you/
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: god that's a good paint job
MyNameIsSeven913: @Juliamon Thanks!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the few times I painted minis they looked like I was on an industrial amount of meth while doing so
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I do not have steady hands
MyNameIsSeven913: Looks pretty slick
Monocled_Falcon: My secret is to prime with metallic paints so the fancy trims on my space marines are done for me.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the hospitality expert
 MrGibberish: Funny enough, steady hands come with practice
 MrGibberish: Sometimes
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: none crit left beef
Monocled_Falcon: Dialogus out here giving speeches about how the Tyranids should go straight to hell
Spades_Slicc: die-alogue
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: the name of her gun is A Spirited Exchange of Ideas
 Raincoast_Bear: Hell is too good for them.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: sounds like a Culture ship
KeytarCat: What game mode are we doing?
 Pharmacistjudge: camel up super cup activated!
Sudobyte: I'm wearing one right now!
Lysander_salamander: It's a mug in the shape of a skull?
 Simriel: You are a cup user? Ew!!! I never knew that about you
Lysander_salamander: Oh he said cuff
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Lysander_salamander ah, you found an enemy with no eyes?
 DEATHlikescats: A big butter yellow cappuccino cup that works as a bowl too
  Juliamon: Lysander_salamander No, it's actually cup
Lysander_salamander: oh ok
Monocled_Falcon: Central command, we've discovered that this space ship does have a finite volume
  Juliamon: or "chalice" if you're fancy
 fuzzy_step: No, Ben, that's the Navis Breachers that weld doors shut.
 Raincoast_Bear: The Chalice from the Palace?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, when's the wedding?
mjiig: No they broke the chalice from the palace
Shadowsoflife: @GhostofJeffGoldblum So I wasn't the only one thinking that
ThatPoorSod: 2 inches negatescover
 Simriel: @monocled_falcon With a space hulk, that's useful and previously unknown info
 saucemaster5000: We'll put that wall on the fridge
 CptMurphey: it's not a one!
Mythallian: well its not a one for erika
 saucemaster5000: fear leads to anger, anger leads to hate. Hate is.... actually pretty useful in 40k
Shadowsoflife: sanctified with dynamite ?
 Raincoast_Bear: Hate is a status affect meaning you must charge any hated enemy in LOS. At least it used to be...
KeytarCat: It's fun walking away and forgetting who's on stream, then trying to identify players by voice.  The total distortion by the time I hear it down the hall means that everyone's intonation overlaps with at least two other people in the office
 sporkraptor: yeeee gosh I love tyranids 
 Simriel: The world is kinda just a fancy way of saying Surgeon
Sudobyte: !card Goblin Chirugeon
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
therealkeyens: good ol slicey docs
Sudobyte: !card Goblin Chirurgeon
  LRRbot: Goblin Chirurgeon [R] | Creature — Goblin Shaman [0/2] | Sacrifice a Goblin: Regenerate target creature.
 Simriel: So it's pronounced very similar to Surgeon
DaxStrife: [Horm intensifies]
   LoadingReadyRun:  An unnecessarily fancy way to say something simple? In Warhammer?!
 Simriel: I should go to sleep, but War 4O is occuring.
 sporkraptor: that's one of those words I've read a whole bunch of times but never had to say out loud so afaik it could be pronounced "potato"
 sporkraptor: but I can spell it! >__<
 Simriel: @loadingreadyrun my favourite is the "official" name of the Space Sharks marines chapter. Carcharadons Astra
 TotallyNotaBeholder: "Let us out, let us out!" "Let us in, let us in!"
Shadowsoflife: who has the frag? toss it in and close the door?
 Simriel: Bone s word
 sporkraptor: booneswoooord
Shadowsoflife: is ready
 sporkraptor: I can't hear that without thinking of "bonestorm" XD
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 Simriel: I hope when the Nid codex drops we get a new Swarmlord.
 iris_of_ether:   
 I_Am_Clockwork: What is it? Sword! Whats it made of? Bone! Whats it called? Bonesword!
 sporkraptor: @I_Am_Clockwork reading the card explains the ca--sword
 I_Am_Clockwork: "Sword Reading" sounds like an eldar thing
 I_Am_Clockwork: oh sorry "Aeldari"
 sporkraptor: "going to the training yard for a little light sword reading"
 MrQBear: @I_Am_Clockwork It's like braille, but sharper!
 sporkraptor: alternately: Worst Tarot Reading Evar
 sporkraptor: "and for your future... I see you being stabbed." "that's very unlikely" "well you might think that..." *stabbitystab*
 Raincoast_Bear: This is turning out the same as most episodes of Lets Nope. Ben fights and fights and in the end gets eaten by a monster.
   LoadingReadyRun: to be fair, the *Tyranids* don't name stuff. "Bonesword" was coined by people being hit by it
ChargingFurret: is that character is at 1? or is she full?
 Earthenone: oops all swords tarrot deck
 MrQBear: @sporkraptor looking at someone's reflection in the blade of your weapon, and interpreting the shapes would be interesting.
 sporkraptor: @Earthenone "I got the bone of swords, is that... bad?"
 virgil82: I am the bone of my sword?
 Earthenone: unlimited bone works?
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Shadowsoflife: my last rpg game the only good roll I had was to dodge
 Walla_tv: the nuns with guns are very cool
 sporkraptor: @sporkraptor that sounds like an actually legit form of divination. might be hard to do if your sword is made of bone, though--probably wouldn't be very shiny XD
Shadowsoflife: @virgil82 Steel is their body
 sporkraptor: @virgil82 and their blood is... well, blood
 MrQBear: @sporkraptor well in that case you just coat it in blood first. ' -'
Shadowsoflife: @virgil82 or acid? maybe
 sporkraptor: okay I missed the "venom cannon," that sounds both incredibly bad and incredibly awesome
Shadowsoflife: ^ yes
 zeathean: oh that is generous
 zeathean: good guy Ben
 Raincoast_Bear: The Ullmer Trohpy for most Sportsman-like Killer Nun - Ben!
Azathoth__: You could have used Divine Shield with 2 Faith Points as another option
Azathoth__: (just getting here, so not sure if a different faith action had already been taken)
 midnightcurryjazz: I am no one
 sporkraptor: >___>
 Walla_tv: im not real
 Simriel: *waves* hello
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: where am i hello
Shadowsoflife: nope no one here, just shadows
 Melfina__: Yep nobody here
 saucemaster5000: I'm watching and I don't see a single mistake
 midnightcurryjazz: I exist as a state of mind
 James_the_Dabbler: >.> <.< >.>
 Kramburger: Null Rod is my favourite Green Day album
 Perivale: it does nothing
 Raincoast_Bear: We're watching and  
Azathoth__: The condemnor is crossbow lady
Morrigan9: and cup guy paul
 LordZarano: 💃
Azathoth__: No, keep cup lady safe in the back, shes your faith point battery!
Azathoth__: @LoadingReadyRun cant close a door that an enemy is within 1" of
 BloodnBullets: Hodor!
Azathoth__: Hatchway fight is another action, but thats a separate thing
 TheWriterAleph: close the door, levitate off the floor, nobody does a dinosaur
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 I_Am_Clockwork: oh god bugsnacks
 saucemaster5000: I'd give up all my cake to become a cupcake
 MrQBear: still want to see candy/cupcake tyranids.
DaxStrife: Late Night Tight Fight
   LoadingReadyRun: Bugsnax: Most whimsical body horror
 MrQBear: I might have to become the change I want to see. Surely this isn't an expensive hobby to get into, right?
 BloodnBullets: @MrQBear candycane scythes!
BalthusHomewood: @mrqbear I mean, swap their purples for reds and they're already peppermint
Azathoth__: Dont forget to use faith points 
 MrQBear: @BalthusHomewood fair enough!
   LoadingReadyRun: @MrQBear It isn't *cheap* but Kill Team is a lot easier to get into then full 40K
BalthusHomewood: Somebody painted some of their Gene Stealers in cotton candy colors
 MrQBear: @MrQBear also fair.
   LoadingReadyRun: red/white striped candy cane tyranids would be great
ThatPoorSod: faith goes a log way to not dying
ThatPoorSod: *long
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: love the hustle! keep it up!
 MrQBear: 2,4,6,8, who do we appreciate? Specifically you, singular unit!
 Raincoast_Bear: @MrQBear It's expensive if you follow the orthodoxy and buy all the sets, and army books and scenery. If you DIY, use proxies or buy used it can be reasonable. I'm hoping the promised "simplified" new edition of 40k is actually playable. Also there are lots of other rules and figure lines that aren't 40k...
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @MrQBear hormagaunt, hormagaunt, rend rend rend
 saucemaster5000: Cup of a carpenter
Lysander_salamander: Are underhive gangs a possible kill team squad?
 Raincoast_Bear: Not at the moment.
 rosesmcgee: if the sister superior asks, you hit them with the gun butt
Sudobyte: That cup is full of Barq's. It's got some bite to it
Azathoth__: You can only used Blessed Rejuvenation when that operative is activated
Azathoth__: @LoadingReadyRun ^
 Raincoast_Bear: @Lysander_salamander If you're willing to embrace CHaos or the 8 armed emperor you could runthem as a cult.
 LordZarano: rip cup
 Earthenone: pour one out for cup
Azathoth__: @Lysander_salamander There arent rules for them, but you could certainly proxy their models as a couple different kill teams (Wyrmblade/Genestealer Cults, Blooded/Traitor Guardsmen could both be good options)
Azathoth__: Or even the Adeptes Arbites rules, as hilarious as that would be
Monocled_Falcon: Finding the fourth vertex of a triangle is worth a VP, and a lot of mathematicians will want to ask you some questions
 MrQBear: Good Job Flamer said with the same energy as Good Job Gamer
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: my overwhelming impression of this game just from this series of streams i that flamers in kill team are OP
Azathoth__: @GhostofJeffGoldblum Flamers are actually usually junk in Kill Team. Its only the Novitiate flamers that are good 
Monocled_Falcon: They're also definitely a lot stronger in the close quarters terrain
goombalax: and the kroot flamer that skins you alive
Azathoth__: The Ministorum flamer having 3/4 damage (with the ploy) and inferno tokens makes it really strong. Most other flamers are only 2/2 damage, which means they typically just tickle models
Toxxick: The rule overlap does make me a little happy I chose Marvel Crisis Protocol as my tabletop war game of choice xD
Azathoth__: @LoadingReadyRun no, you hit easier, not extra attack dice with support
Azathoth__: +1 to hit, not +1 dice
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're just lil hungry guys
 saucemaster5000: Tyrannids... named after the word "tyrant." Heroes
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: to be fair they didn't name themselves that
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: their name for themselves is probably a lot kinder
 saucemaster5000: Their name translates to "cupcake lovers"
JokerES: Look at that big brain rolling high numbers.
Azathoth__: You can only CP re-roll attack or defense dice
 sporkraptor: hungry hungry hormagants
   LoadingReadyRun:  kill team (and 40k) has a real problem with nearly infinite versions of "reroll x dice" but with different names and subtle variations
 saucemaster5000: "hold die in hand you just used. shake your hand while throwing the die back on the table."
   LoadingReadyRun:  When you active an exactor. You must whip it 
 sporkraptor: phrasing?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 okay, I have my hand off at the wrist
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: now what
 I_Am_Clockwork: The Might Gun Butt would be a great folk song about a cowboy who blows into town and starts a fight with the Mighty Gun But, who has a six shooter lodged in their ass.
 saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum consult Hospitaller
goombalax: our old friend Robin Ransack
 sporkraptor: getting mugged by a tyranid seems like it'd be... yeah, painful
 I_Am_Clockwork: maim? kill? burn?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GhostofJeffGoldblum okay but the nearest hotel is miles away
BalthusHomewood: Those 'nids are big on Organ-ization
 saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum reroll x die to see if you make it
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: is "triangulate the back" what they call checking out people at clubs these days?
Azathoth__: picking up objectives screws with so many tac ops. Part of why Im glad the Critical Ops card missions dont have any pick-up missions
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: hatchway fight! hatchway fight! hatchway fight!
 I_Am_Clockwork: door fight door fight
goombalax: if you're cold, they're cold. let them inside
Hwrathrax: idk if med ability can be used if in engagement range
BalthusHomewood: These pore Tyranids have mouths to feed... many MANY mouths to feed
 MrQBear: you'd think if it's supposed to be an incense censer it should be like... a flail
 I_Am_Clockwork: got em
Sudobyte: nun damage
 Raincoast_Bear: Major hive fleets: Behemoth, Kraken, Leviathan. And the most dangerous of all, Hive Fleet Karen - their harrowing call: "Manager! ManaGER!"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's a me! tyranid a swarm!
Monocled_Falcon: "An operative can drop an objective marker or token it is carrying at any point during its activation without subtracting any additional AP."
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 James_the_Dabbler: But is this the first time it has been picked up?
 I_Am_Clockwork: "Then I Threw it on the GROOOOUND"
 Perivale: That's the Emperor's cupcake
   LoadingReadyRun: Novitiates and Tyranids line up and walk past eachother shaking hands. "Good game, Good Game"
Azathoth__: Ben also gets a VP for controlling the center objective
 saucemaster5000: that was a really great game
 Raincoast_Bear: Good stuff guys.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: "whatever, it's just a weird dog OH GOD"
 I_Am_Clockwork: hormagaunts are like little cruise missiles
 Raincoast_Bear:     Did you paint YOUR Tyranids yet Ben_LRR?   
Azathoth__: Hormagaunts work against Executioner
Azathoth__: Executioner is much better when youre playing an elite team
Azathoth__: playing as an elite team that is
BalthusHomewood: Good show!
 sporkraptor: yeeee!!
 I_Am_Clockwork: 10000 Thanks for the fun Killteam times!
goombalax: Thank you for playing Killteam!
  Juliamon: https://twitter.com/EscherichiaCole
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: you may find Erika already within your home.
  Juliamon: https://twitch.tv/escherichiacole
 LordZarano: 
  Juliamon: !desert bus
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope is a charity gaming marathon where people dance sing and be silly while playing the worst game of all time, Desert Bus. The marathon raises money for childsplaycharity.com . An explanation video can be found here: https://youtu.be/vvU3KXtOg8Q . More information can be found at https://DesertBus.org/ and twitch.tv/DesertBus
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's about that time.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: meetings have started.
 shendaras:  Desert Bus 
somebasil: Bus is coming
 Raincoast_Bear: Did you paint your Tyranids yet Ben_LRR?
ButButTheJesus: ~26 weeks until Desert Bus!
 LordZarano: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Paul "Tech-Priest" Saunders
  Juliamon: Raincoast_Bear It's Bengineering
  Juliamon: Raincoast_Bear Also he's an adult, please do not pester him
 MrGibberish: 
 saucemaster5000: You can call James Betty
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 and he can call us Al
 I_Am_Clockwork: just don't call me late to dinner
 saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 better than callin us ChatGPT
 roastbeefsandwitch: I'd be very much up for seeing another Vampire: Rivals stream with Jacob, ideally a 4-player version.
Shadowsoflife: or more jacob
 Earthenone: !quote chopin
  LRRbot: Quote #1623: "Oops, off I go to Mongolia!" —Chopin [2016-01-20]
 roastbeefsandwitch: That too. More Jacob is always great for my mood, I love this vibe.
 Simonark: Why can't Mozart just DIE?
 Simonark: He was really good at it in real life!
JokerES: Gotta get that &#39
 Dog_of_Myth:  
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 LordZarano: !dbcountdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will return next year, start saving your donation money now!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Raincoast_Bear: Lots of bits.
 KWardJenx: Great stream. Thank you
 I_Am_Clockwork: >.>
 I_Am_Clockwork: <.<
 I_Am_Clockwork: who can say
  Juliamon: Just like Clockword
Shadowsoflife: ^
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
  Juliamon: *k
  Juliamon: sorry I_Am_Clockwork I parnetsed you
 I_Am_Clockwork: buh buyyyyyeeeee
 Phailhammer: cya 
BalthusHomewood: ❤️
 I_Am_Clockwork: parnets!
 LordZarano:  
 LordZarano: Ooh alexsteacy is live!
hunterredtalon: Did I miss it?
  Juliamon: You did, sorry
hunterredtalon: Dang ;-;
hunterredtalon: So what's Novitiates anyway? All I know is Admech
  Juliamon: Baby Sisters
hunterredtalon: Huh...
hunterredtalon: Of Silence?
  Juliamon: Yep
  Juliamon: They managed to beat the nids!
  Juliamon: Cupcakes were awarded.
hunterredtalon: Huh
 Earthenone: 
  Juliamon: It was a good stream, I recommend the VOD
  Juliamon: Ben said it was the best game he's played yet.
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