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TheWriterAleph: we can have a little gloom
emonotony: I'm always gloomy.
BusTed: Classic Jerry O'Connell vehicle
saucemaster5000: I picked up Joe's Apartment on a whim. I quite like it. -adam
TheWriterAleph: o7
noSmokeFire: FBtouchdown
CururuGuasu: He’s Mayor now
QuixoticScrivener: Why did he retire?
ShaneLeeAtk: With a kickflip
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definenull: welcome to joe's apartment~ PrideLaugh
Juliamon: QuixoticScrivener He achieved his life goal
TheWriterAleph: like doctor who? LUL
KharadBanar: characters retire when they fulfill their personal quest, it‘s mandatory
QuixoticScrivener: Ahh
saucemaster5000: No difference really
CururuGuasu: Otakus Jeff
noSmokeFire: what if jeff was bugs in a trenchcoat
definenull: 1000 bugs in a trenchcoat
MAPBoardgames: How's it hanging, Harold?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: @definenull I've heard its a good disguise
noSmokeFire: there are a shocking number of bug-based prestige classes
MAPBoardgames: I never did that
saucemaster5000: Who asked this guy?
saucemaster5000: This guy deserves a swirlie
noSmokeFire: my scrimblo...
RealGamerCow: The mall rats?
noSmokeFire: yup, mall rats like Jekserah
SquareDotCube: "Anyways, invest in my crypto"
MAPBoardgames: Otaku Jeff only knew war, checks out.
korvys: Hey! What do you have against caves?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah i mean the resolution on the cave wall sucks
v_nome: I could go for a cave to hide in
GhostofJeffGoldblum: picture's much clearer out here
saucemaster5000: go back to your caves you expansionist monkeys!
MAPBoardgames: I'm from Frosthaven, Gloomhaven IS the "big city"
frootloop_enema: "If you want to hear more, like, subscribe, and hit that gong to know more."
MAPBoardgames: owned!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: welcome to Story Hour With Cameron
Rourke9: i love games
CururuGuasu: That was fast
saucemaster5000: dude's changed his tune
DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
theamc2000: Hoomglaven
Rourke9: haha destiny
Luminaire_p: PrideLaugh
noSmokeFire: entering a building for the first time and getting stunlocked by cutscenes
kamilucky: they are infact books
saucemaster5000: it's called manga and it's ART!
CururuGuasu: So much smut
kamilucky: truee
noSmokeFire: @saucemaster5000 lmao
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL this guy definitely has a youtube channel with dozens of ~20 min Gloomhaven lore videos
RealGamerCow: and tens of views
MAPBoardgames: @LoadingReadyRun Yeah, but he talks so slowly I have to watch at 1.5x speed to not fall asleep
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Also he has a terrible microphone
kamilucky: wow guy hates poetry
SaxPython: 2 moon earings? can you fuse?
SaxPython: lunarj1Fangs
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hey Adam how'd you feel about all that lore
CururuGuasu: Moon cheese?
Rourke9: ~lore~
GhostofJeffGoldblum: so you wouldn't say you quite liked it? -adam
Rourke9: oh no
kamilucky: first name joe last name ment middle name apart
SaxPython: lrrSPOOPY
Rourke9: the *what*
gualdhar: seems extreme
Juliamon: hooold up
MAPBoardgames: It's the slam
saucemaster5000: That's what I always say
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is that a fortress for ghosts or a fortress staffed entirely by ghosts
Rourke9: how do i clip
I_Am_Clockwork: to Ghost Prison
gualdhar: down with fascism save the kids
I_Am_Clockwork: go directly to Ghost Prison
MAPBoardgames: Sometimes the cards get reshuffled back into the deck
I_Am_Clockwork: Ghost Prison is not as bad as Baby Jail
noSmokeFire: the ghost fortress comes up a couple times
Thatwasademo: specifically, the deck shuffles if you add a new card
SquareDotCube: Is it like the box in the basement of the Ghostbusters building?
Thatwasademo: also some event cards have the same front side as other event cards
MAPBoardgames: Maybe the first run?
Thatwasademo: I don't know if that's one of them
sporkraptor: bad people go to the ghoooost foooortesssss
kamilucky: so yesterday
BusTed: Pre-reboot
GhostofJeffGoldblum: more of a ghost studio apartment
MAPBoardgames: Remember: Berries. Green=good, Red=stop
blip2004: Techno-circus?
SaxPython: duDudu
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: howdy raiders!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: welcome to magical coachella
Rourke9: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TheWriterAleph: Gloomhaven 2077
blip2004: or Tekn'cikus?
CururuGuasu: Untz untz untz untz
Boon_33: *beat intensifies*
SquareDotCube: Technocircus, where all the cybergoths hang out
saucemaster5000: They're on their way to burning man! Kill them!
MAPBoardgames: duskvBang duskvCr 2020SpeakUp 2020Celebrate
ShadowFrostHaven: Glad to be fun first ever time I ever raided someone
definenull: a "gloom"haven, perhaps?
RealGamerCow: a gloom? In gloomhaven?
TheWriterAleph: "Your soul is a Haven for Gloom!"
saucemaster5000: she says that to everyone
SaxPython: a gloom? in this haven?
Thatwasademo: hey, free xp
MAPBoardgames: Gain curse? Lucky!
Xan_The_Quiet: a gloom? in a haven for glooms? that seems unlikely
GhostofJeffGoldblum: well, her fortune wasn't *wrong*...
RealGamerCow: she wasn't wrong
RebekahWSD: lady why
BusTed: Very proactive
v_nome: That's not fortune telling, that's just cursing us
KWardJenx: Ohhh, she's good.
gualdhar: well the game isn't called Nicehaven
sporkraptor: hey, thanks for getting my wagon unstuck! *curse curse curse*
definenull: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: Cabinet of Dr. Caligari "fortune telling"
MAPBoardgames: Hey! My futurevison came true!
sporkraptor: candylandhaven
SquareDotCube: Nicehaven, I think that's in France :p
saucemaster5000: Skillhaven
GhostofJeffGoldblum: at last a person of culture
noSmokeFire: you pick the flower, all mercenaries start poisoned and wounded
SaxPython: Is Nicehaven Stardew Valley?
RealGamerCow: Famous thing given to dying polio children Candyland?
Juliamon: The flower is either carnivorous or highly toxic, or your allergies kick up
SquareDotCube: "You eat the berries. They're actually quite tasty! +10 to your health"
noSmokeFire: I like this game, but after playing it almost a year BOY am I tired of how arbitrary the event system is
KWardJenx: Is the Techno Circus the precursor of the Techno Union?
comrade_cards: Isn't there a Cthulhu story about a wizard cursing a family to all die before 30 and the protagonist is going insane trying to find a cure for the curse and at the end it turns out the wizard was sneaking into their house and killing them
sporkraptor: you put your whole self in (To the rift), you put your whole self out
MAPBoardgames: Scenario numbers <50 are main quest line.
sporkraptor: The Crooked Bone(r)
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the glass has a C cup, it's very weird
saucemaster5000: "why's your place called the crooked bone?" "well let me show you"
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
DiscordianTokkan: Feeeeemale */quark*
kamilucky: i love her voice
drcthulu: Joe's apartment!!!
KharadBanar: Hail is best character
kamilucky: hail
pipshardfour: Hail hail!
James_the_Dabbler: Well Hail
Thatwasademo: oh boy is this a hail scenario
DiscordianTokkan: o r b
GhostofJeffGoldblum: holy shit are we gonna meet Halestorm?
SaxPython: #Orbless
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is it Lizzy Hale?
sporkraptor: nice to meet you, Aggravated Ghost Feeeeemale
MAPBoardgames: When I played it through, Hale also had a smoker voice.
Orxolon: wonder what is Hail last name¿?
pipshardfour: Wait….Hail sounds just like Jeksarah!
saucemaster5000: Poghaven
KharadBanar: @orxolon it‘s „by AWOLNATION“
sporkraptor: ice weasels
MAPBoardgames: Adam has a lot of range with his voices.
saucemaster5000: inside of this cave is more than 2 wolves
GhostofJeffGoldblum: yeah, he has eastern european, and eastern eastern european, and western eastern european
definenull: the bugs better sing and dance too
sporkraptor: insects get slower in the cold :P
noSmokeFire: you know what happens when a bug gets struck by lightning?
Orxolon: @noSmokeFire what?
sporkraptor: uwu?
saucemaster5000: PrideUwu
Boon_33: @noSmokeFire the same thing that happens to everything else?
noSmokeFire: @noSmokeFire nothing, the bug is completely fine
TheWriterAleph: heh
drcthulu: nice
TemporallyAwry: sergeJustRight
frootloop_enema: SUBprise
KWardJenx: Nice
sporkraptor: Let The Round Begin
Orxolon: @noSmokeFire ha
GhostofJeffGoldblum: man I wish I was a swarm of bugs
definenull: heather.
drcthulu: depends on your perspective
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Paul please ban Heather
hatboozeparty: Is anxiety a condition?
drcthulu: if you are the swarm of bugs don't let that self loathing get to you
saucemaster5000: Joe - "I wish people would stop saying thT"
Juliamon: !addquote (Adam) [now] Do you think being a swarm of bugs counts as a negative condition?
LRRbot: New quote #8528: "Do you think being a swarm of bugs counts as a negative condition?" —Adam [2023-05-04]
sporkraptor: "but doctor, I *am* a swarm of bugs!!"
Thatwasademo: xp from event should technically be recorded on the sheet immediately rather than added to scenario total but I don't think it matters
saucemaster5000: I love cam's commitment to being a tank despite the class being a healer
Orxolon: feelsbad man
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saucemaster5000: Jeff's last act of "friendship" towards the doctor - a pocetful of bacon
RealGamerCow: that is too many wolves
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 Canadian bacon, though
drcthulu: Inside joe's apartment there are two wolves...
Orxolon: nice
saucemaster5000: Huh, I wonder that the theme is of this new class?
Orxolon: @drcthulu xD
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @drcthulu well, wolf carcasses really. the roaches get hungry.
saucemaster5000: been living in the fast lane with the vermling for too long
BusTed: The classic.
Thatwasademo: I love medpacks
saucemaster5000: It is a satisfying feeling just handing a player an extra card
sporkraptor: infoozed
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trebuchetboy: Can anyone explain the very basics Im new to gloomhaven
Orxolon: if you got the cursed card against a poisoned target,does it still hits for 1 (0+1)?
drcthulu: How long you got?
trebuchetboy: forever
MAPBoardgames: @Orxolon no, it is zero damage.
Thatwasademo: @Orxolon no, since poison modifies the base attack value of the attack rather than dealing non-attack damage afterward
sporkraptor: swallowed it from previous adventurer meal
Orxolon: but status still apply if cursed pops out right?=
KharadBanar: Super basic combat mechanics: Every turn each player selects two cards from their hand, they play the top half from one and the bottom half from another
Thatwasademo: right, no modifier card can stop you from inflicting status
sporkraptor: same way a swarm of gnats has a halberd in MMOs
Orxolon: @Orxolon aaaaaahhhh,i see,thanks
trebuchetboy: @KharadBanar cool thanks
KharadBanar: There are initiative numbers on the cards to see who goes when each round
MAPBoardgames: A common house rule is a flat miss brings no riders. but it is a house rule.
saucemaster5000: that still puts a curse in the monster deck
dumbo3k: doesn't the curse still get added to the monster modifier deck?
Thatwasademo: conditions don't apply if the monster's dead, sadly including curse which could be meaningful
drcthulu: Curses are pretty good
MAPBoardgames: There is a limit of no more than 10 curses in the monster deck at one time.
KharadBanar: Also you draw modifier cards instead of rolling attack dice. The modifier decks improve with character progression
KharadBanar: those modifier decks are where curses go into
drcthulu: Channeling the vermin
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Otaku Jeff had to draw uphill both ways in the snow
Orxolon: and if you play stamina potions you got more!
saucemaster5000: characters with curse effect in this game can get REALLY fun, especially if you can consistently inflict disadvantage
Orxolon: @saucemaster5000 i'm currently playing Voidwarden,i know this life
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam has upgraded from the Limited Deck Otaku Jeff to the Standard Deck Joe's Apartment
Orxolon: hahaaha
MAPBoardgames: The love bug has got Adam
saucemaster5000: @saucemaster5000 hell yeah
SacrificialToast: Add Curse to like Dirt Storm on Cragheart for very expensive silliness
definenull: next stop: canlander
Orxolon: is above 9000¿?
sporkraptor: bugs have a gun???
GhostofJeffGoldblum: always assume the bugs near you are packing heat
sporkraptor: Adam *is* that swarm of bugs that drops weapons in MMOs XD
PMAvers: I'm reminded of that cockroach with a piece from the Sam & Max comics.
definenull: is it a PrideUwu - PrideUwu gun?
sporkraptor: there are two wolves outside of you and they're both angry
MAPBoardgames: With AoE, yes
sporkraptor: "I cast Magic Missile at the darkness!"
Orxolon: somebody seems happy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's the Atraxa of classes
MAPBoardgames: Many of them, yes
saucemaster5000: there are a lot of good classes in the game past the starters
CururuGuasu: Curse omelette?
DudelidouX: It's kind of a glass cannon that's great vs lots of enemies.
KharadBanar: if this were genshin impact they would have made the insect swarm sexy somehow
MAPBoardgames: -2?
BusTed: mmhm
sporkraptor: for the highlights reel
Orxolon: hello highlights reel!!!
saucemaster5000: says the one who didn't get the scenario effect
DudelidouX: Compared to the other advance class yes it is a glass cannon
saucemaster5000: "glass cannon you say"
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Orxolon: now you know what the extra cards are for
saucemaster5000: Huh this scenario effect says "Paul is always right"
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL a bunch of bugs coordinating to fire a gun is pretty cool. Like when woodland creature work together to drive a car in a cartoon
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SaxPython: Vile Pestilence is some 40K sounding nonsense
Thatwasademo: disadvantage applies to the attacks against the adjacent ones only
Orxolon: Weren't they already poisoned?
sporkraptor: Extra Poisoned
sporkraptor: Double Arsenic
DudelidouX: If you're next to them don't they retaliate?
Orxolon: Do poison stack?
saucemaster5000: secret rule -- at triple poison the enemy explodes and kills all enemies on the map
Thatwasademo: poison doesn't stack
sporkraptor: @Orxolon it would if you were mixing them, like arsenic and nightshade
Thatwasademo: the only condition that sort of stacks is curse, but that's because curse immediately goes away
Orxolon: @sporkraptor nice one xD
Thatwasademo: (rather, the condition part does, the modifier card isn't a condition anymore)
KharadBanar: some of the enemies would be so broken if poison stacked
TheMerricat: I feel like having three doses of Arsenic in you should stack... I mean there is a LD50 measurement for a reason lrrBEEJ
sporkraptor: you stole that wolf's teeth!!
saucemaster5000: I actually never understood why the game has a "curse" condition token
sporkraptor: @TheMerricat true!
DudelidouX: Did Adam attack the wolf that was next to him?
MAPBoardgames: Mission objective: MURDER!
MAPBoardgames: Did the character get their battle goal cards?
MAPBoardgames: characters/players
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Mission objective: Kill Everyone; Get Orb
saucemaster5000: well the wolves got battle goal cards - "don't drop this coin"
saucemaster5000: (I'll take this moment to mention the fox that lives under my porch is doing that weird thing where he stares unnervingly through my window when I'm slow cooking)
Juliamon: Have you offered him a taste?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 this a shitpost
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omeganerdhq: is it starting or ending?
Juliamon: At break
Thatwasademo: neither
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saucemaster5000: It's only when I slow cook, I don't know why that smells so good to him. I've tried throwing them meat, they just run away!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: foxes are weird
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're catdogs
RealGamerCow: oh no more Mozart being an asshole to Masons! :D
TheMerricat: "There's no earthly way of knowing Which direction we are going. There's no knowing where we're rowing Or which way the river's flowing. Is it raining? Is it snowing? Is a hurricane a blowing?"
TheMerricat: "Not a speck of light is showing so the danger must be growing. Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing? Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing. And they're certainly not showing any signs that they are slowing!"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I quite liked that. -GOJG
SaxPython: flawless
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Orxolon: inside the wolf are two wolves
NotCainNorAbel: Inside the wolf is two orbs
sporkraptor: then they'd be like those slimes. you damage a wolf, it splits into two wolves
sporkraptor: no, it's a faux "indian fable"
saucemaster5000: It's quote by Fenrir Wolveymcwolf
sporkraptor: that was spread by some white priest or something
Juliamon: it's along the lines of "x is my spirit animal"
Orxolon: i think is from Tomorrowland
Juliamon: in that we really shouldn't use it
Orxolon: is like the main character-s lesson to learn
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam simply needs a partner who is 7 feet tall.
TheMerricat: The Two Wolves quote is a Native American tale.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam, have you tried professional basketball?>
The_Color_Twelve: tiny spoon as the big is great. Everyone loves a jetpack
saucemaster5000: ask the wolves if any of them want to be big spoon
sporkraptor: @TheMerricat that one, but it isn't NA
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat If I had just read the first paragraph of that wiki article :D
TemporallyAwry: you'd think a spirit was already dead. lrrSPOOP
sporkraptor: @TheMerricat yeah, the whole thing is :P but it's an entertaining meme to make fun of
SaxPython: 7!?!
saucemaster5000: gotta pay the speed tax
saucemaster5000: er, cheese tax
Orxolon: @TheMerricat yeah i was right,
APartofManny: what did happen to Jeff?
CururuGuasu: Every day I’m muddlen
saucemaster5000: stole too many company pencils
Orxolon: @APartofManny the same that happen to the elementalist XD
couchboyj: He retired, as in he moves back to the giant tire in the dump he calls a home
sporkraptor: Mighty Bug Gun
definenull: get stick bugged lol
silenceaux: Everybody look out, Adam has figured out how to impact the board state
APartofManny: @orxolon XD
Orxolon: XD
saucemaster5000: "Hey those bugs are talking shit"
Orxolon: the wolf wasn't poisoned?i could swear the bugs had poisoned them
sporkraptor: keep bo goin'
saucemaster5000: Joe's Apartment is Vincent D'onofrio in MiB and the spirit is Will Smith
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Sugar. In water. -adam
IndigoMeatStack: Does Cam have any opinions about pens?
TheMerricat: stupid question chat.... in previous long games the games actually had an 'end state'... but to my knowledge, Gloomhaven doesn't end, you just keep clearing scenarios till you stop... do we know if the group is just going to go through all the scenarios possible or do they have an actual end goal they've stated?
couchboyj: That ghost was really just a sheet covering an old wallet!
iris_of_ether: @TheMerricat I believe there's actually an end to story
sporkraptor: @saucemaster5000 he totally is!! he even has a shotgun!! XD
Juliamon: There is a main quest line
LoadingReadyRun: @TheMerricat Gloomhaven does have an end to the main quest line
silenceaux: Sometimes you just have group naptime
sporkraptor: that's how Joe's Apt. is carrying a gun, he's wearing a human suit XD
couchboyj: There are also finite side quests.
sporkraptor: yes Edgar!!
Thatwasademo: technically you can do random scenarios after running out of side quests
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Vincent D'Onfrio's best performance
sporkraptor: Joe's apt. wearing a brand new Edgar suit XD
Thatwasademo: but I doubt they're going to do that instead of moving to a new long game
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum I do like him as Kingpin... but who am I to argue with "sugar. water"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh his Kingpin is great
GhostofJeffGoldblum: but his performance as Edgar is an all timer
couchboyj: There's also an expansion, Jaws of the Lion, and Frosthaven.
ShaneLeeAtk: If you go out in the woods today, prepare for a big surprise
Orxolon: @couchboyj i'm playing Jaws and loving it
iris_of_ether: They've also received The Seventh Continent, which is replayable with overarching exploration and seats 1-4 players. It's what our group played before Gloomhaven
sporkraptor: biteymcbitebite
saucemaster5000: @iris_of_ether we bounced hard off that one, but it seemed very cool!
definenull: and behind door #1 is....
iris_of_ether: @iris_of_ether We're all puzzlehunt & puzzle enthusiasts, so some of the nature of that game we found really intriguing
saucemaster5000: did anyone even rest last session?
sporkraptor: they're not saying the problem is you, *Adam*
sporkraptor: (j/k in case that wasn't obvious)
Verrain2: This makes me want to fire up my computer version again.
saucemaster5000: I love that all of Feelbad's team keeps saying "you're the tank right?"
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL No plans at the moment, but we definitely have a variety of other legacy type games for future Long Games
iris_of_ether: @LoadingReadyRun escher3THUMBSUP
Mashamino: Ah crap, I've been missing out on inaugural plague herald shenans
Orxolon: Adam:"God gives its hardest battles to its bravest warriors"
Orxolon: @saucemaster5000 it reminds me of the Homer in space episode:"protect the queen!who's the queen!?'M THE QUEEN!"
saucemaster5000: PrideLaugh
Orxolon: "jus"
sporkraptor: to victory, and beyond!
saucemaster5000: "we JUST got a gym membership, alright?"
Orxolon: those fu**ers are fast!
jonodne: joe mama
saucemaster5000: Carl Bogo "I somehow push Feelbad 4. And long rest"
jonodne: farfaNoo
saucemaster5000: Jim Papa
voslan: Jo mommy wouldn't do that Adam. She's a nice lady.
jonodne: it's joever Sadge
Mashamino: Joe Papa Roach
Sethalidos: Yes Adam, how dare they not walk into your bullets :D
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL do all the bugs that make up Joe's Apartment come from 1 queen?
saucemaster5000: earth elementals -- best unit in MoMM3
saucemaster5000: er HoMM3
Orxolon: gj !
saucemaster5000: Cursed working as intended
ShaneLeeAtk: For all those Bull's fans
Mashamino: pretty much!
saucemaster5000: some of the classes do synergize better than others unfortunately
Orxolon: ah,we missed the rat and bugs playing together....
saucemaster5000: disappointed because we didn't laugh at your steve kerr joke?
Thatwasademo: mmmedical pack
Mashamino: hey, weird can also be good
saucemaster5000: meh-lee
saucemaster5000: Why sword when gun?
korvys: Why not both? Just ask Squall
drcthulu: Because they need a caster to cast fly, freedom of movement and haste
Orxolon: because to the melee clases goes all the "survivavility" traits(more life,armor,life regen,etc)
Orxolon: living on the edge,huh?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL The French army after the Battle of Agincourt: "ranged classes are way OP"
Orxolon: @LoadingReadyRun xD
Orxolon: +5!?
saucemaster5000: Spirit last words "attack WHAT?"
TheMerricat: "Melee is so stinky"....
saucemaster5000: I don't know I thought he'd block it or dodge it!
Mashamino: "I cast Familicide!"
Orxolon: "Slect a creature type.Destroy all of them.Remove all creatures of the chosen type from all graveyards"
saucemaster5000: (knocks on all the wood)
sporkraptor: that curse really worked out for y'all XD
land_manatee: "Shoulda been elite, kid"
definenull: joe too OP plz nerf
saucemaster5000: Jeff was elected to lead, not to read
plundypops: Yeah, but think about all the complaint equity you gave up!
seenoham: Gloomhaven had some massive exp gain discrepancies between classes
Thatwasademo: joe who
Mashamino: some classes are just way easier to get XP, it's one of the more annoying balance issues
Orxolon: "stop hitting yourself" hahahaha
saucemaster5000: we're also seeing some xp discrepancies 10 missions into frosthaven
plundypops: Its like a souls game, gods are easier than a dog with a disease
comrade_cards: Dr feelbad: "I didn't not go to medical school for you to forget to call me doctor"
seenoham: @saucemaster5000 my group has seen some in frosthaven but it doesn't seem as bad.
saucemaster5000: so many cards? Someone is playing Atraxa
Mashamino: oh yeah, having extra cards is such a huge boon
Orxolon: hahhahahaha
Sethalidos: coca cola or cocaine?
plundypops: 0_0
Musicsquid: Tube of Tennis Balls
Orxolon: "I cast magic missile"
ShaneLeeAtk: I attack .. the darkness
sporkraptor: XD
ShaneLeeAtk: I am no barbarian
saucemaster5000: A friend cursed me on jinx with interest in the 2nd grade. If they ever ask me to pay up I'm ruined
goombalax: one roll is all they get
Orxolon: what is paying up in a Jinx?
comrade_cards: I have never paid a jinx and i don't know anyone who has
Juliamon: traditionally it's a Coke
sporkraptor: I've never hung out with people who had an actual payment for a jinx XD
Orxolon: oh cool,we don't do that here,on a jinx we playfully punch the other person at the momento
Juliamon: and yeah, it was always an empty promise around here
WiJohn: Huh, the rule where I'm from was you couldn't talk until someone unjinxed you
sporkraptor: triage: compleats "wait wait waaaiiiit"
saucemaster5000: yeah we did that too
saucemaster5000: Well, Adam basically grew up like Tarzan in Sask
Orxolon: @WiJohn and how did they unjinxed you?by saying your name?
betweenmyself: I figured that was just *standard* pennyWhat
ShaneLeeAtk: We would fire pennies
Juliamon: bruh
WiJohn: @WiJohn Yeah, if anyone said your name
saucemaster5000: fuck, Paul just got me PrideLaugh
betweenmyself: You mean to tell me that you’ve never been walking to study hall, doused with napalm and set afire? riffYeti
gualdhar: I feel like an important point here is Adam's dad was a cop. you're not gonna bully a cop's kid
korvys: I girl I had a crush on and a friend of mine burned down our school gym and went to prison. But I don't think that's typical of most schools...
definenull: that would be hilarious though
sporkraptor: 10 years old and 6 feet tall
Mashamino: that was my thinking as well, Cam LUL
Twilight_Spark: Canada's a rough place. I'm like...5'5" 110lbs *right now*, and didn't have anyone mess with me in HS.
sporkraptor: too busy playing Smash Bros to get smashed
comrade_cards: Ah, the curse of the tall lanky nerd
sporkraptor: so Heather *was* the bully
iris_of_ether: OMG
saucemaster5000: "fuck that's the silicon valley kid, we CAN'T bully them...."
TemporallyAwry: I was the Math Tutor for the schools drug dealer, so I got through weirdly free of harassment.
Juliamon: I remember one very specific year where 3D Doritos came in a plastic tube and people would buy them at the school store, eat them, and then put the lid back on the tube and slam the tube to projectile the lid
Mazrae: In 6th grade I had a classmate that was like 6' 4"
sporkraptor: damn you were *tall* Adam XD
MAPBoardgames: Clown shoes
saucemaster5000: I got mooned once as a freshman... to this day my only question is "whose butt did I see?"
Orxolon: Oh oh
gualdhar: imagine being too tall to wear wheelies
UnusuallyLargeMoth: sorry why are we referring Adam's height in the past tense?
comrade_cards: God, big feet show shopping is the worst
UnusuallyLargeMoth: did something happen? Did Adam mysteriously become shorter?
sporkraptor: wheelies didn't come out until I was well out of the size to wear them, which made me super sad when I first saw them XD
betweenmyself: I graduated High School at 6’1” and 155 lbs. People were always begging me to eat more… 23 years and 65lbs later, people don’t ask me to eat no more riffYeti
SkipIives: I was a kid in the 1970s - all the shoes were horrible
sporkraptor: @SkipIives thiiiiis
saucemaster5000: I wanted the shoes that lit up at the heels. They were.... disappointing
sporkraptor: errybody wore sneakers. cool kids wore *neon* sneakers. >___<
TheMerricat: 3d doritos? I _am_ old.
saucemaster5000: look at this 2D dorito flatlander
plundypops: Joe's Apartment is now the UP house
Mashamino: just gain flying because you can and gloat over those earthbound peasants
Twilight_Spark: Not with that attitude!
definenull: storm count:
RealGamerCow: just carried out on a carpet of roaches
sporkraptor: Carl's axe with a little hat and zzzs
Juliamon: I can't believe people are selling 3D Doritos unopened tubes for $50 on ebay
sporkraptor: honk-shoo
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're a puffed version
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're bad
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're a bad dorito
Mashamino: yes, but no
sporkraptor: so cheetos
sporkraptor: triangular cheetos
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no, cheetos are solid
Verrain2: They are Bugles with better branding.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 3d doritos are hollow
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they're super disappointing\
sporkraptor: if they made triangular cheetos they could call them "2D cheetos" and they'd sell for $50 a can
definenull: see when 2 doritos like each other very much...
Juliamon: They're bugles you can't wear as claws
RealGamerCow: bugles are incredible
GhostofJeffGoldblum: they don'
GhostofJeffGoldblum: t have the crtunch of bugles
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon oh my god what is the point
sporkraptor: so they're disappointing bugles XD
Juliamon: anyway nobody bought them for the Doritos, they just wanted the tube
Verrain2: I never found bugles to have crunch. Always tasted stale even when fresh.
Mashamino: you have to do the first part to do the second part
Mashamino: I remember that one
Juliamon: it was a $1 pop gun that you could challenge each other to shoot across the cafeteria
sporkraptor: "it's quiet... too quiet"
Juliamon: and try to hit the Fruitopia machine
iris_of_ether: Oh god I remember Fruitopia
ShaneLeeAtk: I miss Fruitopia...
kumatsu: someBODY
Orxolon: i could open the door
Juliamon: That's the *best* one
kumatsu: ok but bring back the lizard water, Snapple
saucemaster5000: it's the best one, but it leaves... a film...
Juliamon: best doesn't mean good
ShaneLeeAtk: SoBe!
sporkraptor: bug lazers
saucemaster5000: John Fruitopia just shed his last tear
iris_of_ether: A++ on painting
RealGamerCow: Any Clearly Canadian enjoyers in the chat?
korvys: Two mid wolves
Juliamon: RealGamerCow I was ASTOUNDED to learn that still exists
ShaneLeeAtk: RIP Fruitopia
sporkraptor: I used to *love* Clearly Canadian
sporkraptor: I've seen more in the stores lately
RealGamerCow: Juliamon wat?
RealGamerCow: holy cow
iris_of_ether: @RealGamerCow I love it! I found that my local store still has it
Juliamon: I nearly bought some when I saw it last week
sporkraptor: tried one again and... they're much better in my memory
iris_of_ether: Blackberry Clearly Canadian is choice
RealGamerCow: The blackberry and root beer CCs were the best
GhostofJeffGoldblum: these jar scenarios are getting weird
SoaringDragon42: There's root beer CC? Where can I find that magic? All we have are the fruits
Juliamon: (I didn't buy it because I didn't want to taint that memory)
saucemaster5000: jesus I had to dig deep to even remember clearly canadian. Calistoga soda crowded them out in Cali
definenull: Nope nope nope
Twilight_Spark: Absolutely not, that's not even what travel insurance will pay you.
saucemaster5000: Again, this is just "man from the south"
Orxolon: can you switch hands?
frank_the_great: All 10 is $1T - Easy all 10
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'd lose all the fingers on one hand for 100 mil.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I can definitely buy a prosthetic hand.
Juliamon: You have to do it
e_bloc: you can't handle anything, you have no hands
definenull: yeah i agree with saucemaster this is literally that dahl short story
Twilight_Spark: This is a lot.
Mashamino: oh someone else gets to do the cutting? that makes things simpler
korvys: Take a break to consider that offer...
sporkraptor: Cameron's owning the entire world here
TemporallyAwry: For 10 trillion? Yes, I would be able to fund the billionaire kill-list.
Twilight_Spark: Cori made this :)
GhostofJeffGoldblum: listen, Brendan Gleeson did it with garden shears in his house
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I can handle it
Thatwasademo: the world's gdp for 5 years, eh
definenull: !card an offer you can't
LRRbot: An Offer You Can't Refuse [U] | Instant | Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens.
SaxPython: #Inflation
Twilight_Spark: @definenull I dunno, the Dahl short story is more dramatic and testosterone-laden.
saucemaster5000: I don't think I'm as annoyed by Colin Farrell's presence as Brendan Gleeson was. Also, justice for the donkey!
SaxPython: actually probably more like #Deflation but it would depend on investments
korvys: Of Wu-Tang?
sporkraptor: The Final Chamber
NotCainNorAbel: get the holy hand grenade
saucemaster5000: TF, that IS a ton of people. Did you invade an ice themed rave???
Nigouki: Inside the chamber? Anti-Mass Spectrometer with a fresh sample.
itira: evening everyone
saucemaster5000: evening itira
SaxPython: boooooo
itira: seabatUseless
saucemaster5000: one day the slurp police will bust him....
itira: i am the slurp police
GhostofJeffGoldblum: just go bald 4Head
GhostofJeffGoldblum: makes my life easy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: i never get the choice
itira: Chop all your hair off, its a good move
sporkraptor: I shaved my head couple of weeks ago, it's *fantastic*
comrade_cards: We are all the slurp police. Arrest that man!
sporkraptor: makes it so easy to cool down in hot weather, and the fuzz feels neat XD
sporkraptor: one and a stun
saucemaster5000: stupid old woman on the road
sporkraptor: bug gun does one and a stun, nice
itira: I wore that shirt today
saucemaster5000: if you wear the same shirt you have to break a pool cue and settle it
GhostofJeffGoldblum: my wife and I have occasionally accidentally put on basically matching outfits. never good.
sporkraptor: except you just told everybody so now we all know
definenull: nice
GhostofJeffGoldblum: nice
itira: @GhostofJeffGoldblum happens to my partner and I veeeery often. LUL
itira: Adam you monster
sporkraptor: Spouse and I have very different tastes in t-shirts, we only have like two that are the same. XD
Thatwasademo: how many times can cameron make all adjacent allies move 2
itira: hahahaaa
saucemaster5000: Ah starbucks. 90% milkshake with come burnt coffee sprinkled on top
TemporallyAwry: EarlGrey Latte, Sub Praline Syrup, Sub Eggnog (uncut(. Enjoy your Lucky-Charms Latte.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: their coffee really is homeopathic
saucemaster5000: there's the synergy!
korvys: Combo!
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:21:04.
TemporallyAwry: !findquote stunned
LRRbot: Quote #57: "I love being stun locked." —Alex [2015-03-24]
Mashamino: eh, you got plenty o cards to burn, what's the worst that could happen?
sporkraptor: bug gun lazer pew pew
sporkraptor: orbless chest
sporkraptor: bonus orb?
SaxPython: borb?
sporkraptor: @SaxPython chirp???
saucemaster5000: Remove the orb of shame.... attach the orb of triumph!
SaxPython: chorp?
SaxPython: maybe more like wark
sporkraptor: as long as it isn't Happy Fun Orb
GhostofJeffGoldblum: happy fun orb is fine
GhostofJeffGoldblum: just point it at someone else
saucemaster5000: Paul has good advice, weird they ignore it
RealGamerCow: Carl Bogo is going to host Crack-a-pack
sporkraptor: one wafer-thin hit point?
saucemaster5000: gave CPR to a single cricket
plundypops: sometimes you are just thirsty and have a health potion around.
saucemaster5000: Tinkerer sucks btw
SaxPython: running rampage
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is this the class that chat was going "That class is bad"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: because every week Heather just like soloes entire groups of enemies
comrade_cards: So much XP at this table rn
sporkraptor: buncha bugs wearing little teeny booties
GhostofJeffGoldblum: bE nOt AfRaId
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum (our group was told the class was bad so we didn't play it. This playthrough has been.... annoying)
GhostofJeffGoldblum: said in the voice of 1000 cockroaches
Mashamino: Biblically accurate swarm of bugs in a trenchcoat
sporkraptor: no borb. borbless
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GhostofJeffGoldblum it just goes to show you, never listen to people about balance
sporkraptor: @Mashamino isn't that one of the plagues of Egypt?
Mashamino: @Mashamino pretty much
saucemaster5000: Everyone look up lawrence fishburne's chair in Event Horizon. It is funniest fucking example of something looking "sci-fi" which is entirely stupid
KWardJenx: Decent film, great cast
saucemaster5000: Tastes great
ShaneLeeAtk: Less filling
sporkraptor: the day of your five thousand children's wedding
iris_of_ether: Cat's quincenera
GhostofJeffGoldblum: some cicadas are larvae for 13 years
GhostofJeffGoldblum: then they fuck for a month and die
GhostofJeffGoldblum: what a life
SaxPython: #WitnessMe
couchboyj: When you are a sentient swarm of constantly reproducing insects, everyday is your child's birthday
Mashamino: some enviable last words, "I have achieved all of my goals"
saucemaster5000: holy shit @GhostofJeffGoldblum PrideLaugh ya got me
GhostofJeffGoldblum: :D
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL At least one of the bugs that make up Joe's Apartment is probably having a birthday on any given day
comrade_cards: Me being ace: "doooooon't fuck me!"
Mashamino: LUL that's pretty good
itira: LUL thats excellent
iris_of_ether: benginAce benginAce benginAce
sporkraptor: I'm imagining Joe's Apartment making all the noises Adam makes during a game
sporkraptor: they don't speak, they just make weird noises and everybody knows what they mean
GhostofJeffGoldblum: tinkerer is bad btw
RealGamerCow: blat blat
saucemaster5000: Skillkerer
GhostofJeffGoldblum: she's just dilt bifferent
saucemaster5000: We never unlocked plagueherald, this looks super fun
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it does seem fun to be a man made of bugs
GhostofJeffGoldblum: i guess a being made of bugs is probably all genders
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Gritty Scooby Doo Reboot: "I'm just going to shoot this ghost"
mrverbal: oh Adam is plague herald? Yea, we unlocked it towards the point we gave up, but it seemed very fun
saucemaster5000: one of the starting classes in Frosthaven is a Harrower... they have two minis because the bugs don't agree on how they should act
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @LoadingReadyRun like, yoinks, scoob, that was old man jenkins, his granddaughter was just born
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 that rules
kumatsu: the workaround to no complimenting Adam in chat: Do it in person
couchboyj: *sigh* Bafa nada
betweenmyself: Adam is accelerant… So close BibleThump
Mashamino: some less enviable last words, "I had a plan..."
mrverbal: @LoadingReadyRun it would still not be close to the worst scooby doo reboot this year
itira: woooOOOOOoooo
mrverbal: oh that thing with confusing moves for having jump is one I made so often; the icon is real unclear
saucemaster5000: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
TemporallyAwry: Flamethrower on an ice-demon is ... spicy.
sporkraptor: Dr. Feelbad got 2 this turn as well
korvys: A winner is you
Mashamino: so close...
saucemaster5000: Everyone played real good tonight, almost like they've been playing for literal years
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 mattlrWoof
Thatwasademo: should be 8 bonus xp and 3 gold per coin token
Thatwasademo: so I think you've got it right
comrade_cards: Do we know rooftop Karen's retirement objective?
itira: tqsWTF
saucemaster5000: too firm
plundypops: vaguely erotic
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a firm grip means the crooked bone, eh
betweenmyself: The most firmest grip whatever there was. riffGasp
itira: blech
plundypops: is this just faerie mound 2?
Twilight_Spark: Why though?
comrade_cards: Jail. Immediately.
saucemaster5000: oh they finally unlocked it!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: that's someone's activation phrase
saucemaster5000: might want to read "enhancement" in the rulebook
pipshardfour: Yay enhancements!
mrverbal: dragon age "enchantment".gif, indeed
SaxPython: planeswalkers?
mrverbal: I think this is supposed to unlock all 4 of those places, right?
saucemaster5000: I played sun! I Like Sun!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: someone can just be the sun?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: seems OP
mrverbal: Oh, Sun is pretty fun
mrverbal: Some of the unlockables are much less good than others, IMO, but several of them are great
Thatwasademo: all the characters are fun in their own unique ways, I wouldn't say any of them are busted because scenarios get tough
Juliamon: Good news, you have a VOD you can review
Mashamino: there are 2 super-busted ones, but they're all pretty good
SquareDotCube: Houseboat?
mrverbal: @Mashamino Moon and....?
Thatwasademo: I thought personal goals weren't secret, only battle goals
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
sporkraptor: whaaaaat
saucemaster5000: kk
sporkraptor: okaaaaay
SaxPython: lol
Thatwasademo: Music note.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: music note
sporkraptor: ding!
kumatsu: music
Juliamon: Bolt
saucemaster5000: MUSIC NOTE!
mrverbal: Lightning bolt is real fun
SaxPython: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
Nydestroyer: Music lightning clearly
NotCainNorAbel: bolt
SquareDotCube: ACDC
Thatwasademo: both are pretty good though
keltaklo: I think you'd prefer lightning bolt, but music note is dope!
frank_the_great: Easy music note
iris_of_ether: both fun
Musicsquid: Music note for sure
itira: Lightning for sure
TemporallyAwry: Always go with Number 1 - unless you don't feel like it PrideShrug
Mashamino: @mrverbal ...ok, maybe 3, I haven't seen someone play Moon super-busted
sporkraptor: bolt note
betweenmyself: 🎵
Thatwasademo: music bolt, lightning note
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the dulcet tones of 3000 cockroaches singing
Dalouer: time for a poll? :)
Galvin_Duck: bolt then
saucemaster5000: those are my two favorite classes
itira: plz not music LUL anything but that
mrverbal: @Mashamino which two were you thinking?
Mashamino: @mrverbal heh, both lightning bolt and music note LUL
sporkraptor: yaaay I got to watch it while it's happening this time! :D
saucemaster5000: Adam just got Iocane powdere'd
GhostofJeffGoldblum: disc
sporkraptor: cup!
Juliamon: Poster!
TemporallyAwry: Deluxe Oversized Coasters! jlrrPongchamp
betweenmyself: Sadly the game devs dropped the ball when Adam failed to draw the YETI riffYeti retirement option
Juliamon: people really sleep on the posters
SquareDotCube: Brock is 100% shop
TheNerdWonder: he feels like a shop kid
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plundypops: He just showed up to eat and drink thigns tho.
plundypops: *things
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Regular Appolis was booked.
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comrade_cards: But what about micro apolos
GhostofJeffGoldblum: can we buy...Beej?
sporkraptor: Beej Cooties
betweenmyself: Eddie Brock secretly wanted to run for student government, but failed to file his registration paperwork in time, so he settled for Chess club.
plundypops: freshly beej'd
niccus: accost him with terrifying gifts
Juliamon: GhostofJeffGoldblum That's illegal!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: well, only with his consent
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'
Earthenone: !store
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sporkraptor: Iiiian?
RealGamerCow: alex?
sporkraptor: yeah Alex is more likely XD
sporkraptor: oooo, will there be a tour??
TheNerdWonder: woo! tech testing!
SaxPython: FBtouchdown KomodoHype FBtouchdown
sporkraptor: since the moonbase is being dismantled for moving
niccus: and now it's broken forever
korvys: Adam as chat surrogate actually sounds great
betweenmyself: That *is* indeed highly nifty.
sporkraptor: I'll definitely want to watch that XD
SaxPython: KomodoHype KomodoHype KomodoHype
sporkraptor: XD
GhostofJeffGoldblum: how many beetles are being fed to dogs
niccus: lo-fi saunter
SaxPython: omg the conducting minigame again
TemporallyAwry: The end is never the end, time is a flat circle
SaxPython: KomodoHype
Mashamino: near the end, at least until we go back in time again
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I love this array of beverages Adam has that I just noticed
GhostofJeffGoldblum: coffee cup, smaller coffee cup, protein shake
itira: 3 beverage gremlin
sporkraptor: all beverages on table now
e_bloc: Cheer2345
BusTed: FBtouchdown
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
sporkraptor: biiiiiiiiiiits
GhostofJeffGoldblum: thanks for strimmin
KWardJenx: Great Stream. Thank you. Love the Long Game
sporkraptor: thanks for the game! was very fun!
itira: goodnight everyone!
shendaras: seabatClap
SaxPython: lrrSHINE
TemporallyAwry: have a good timezone everyone 2020ByeGuys
Earthenone: !findquote time
LRRbot: Quote #3763: "It's time to get sticky! Do you want to get sticky?" —Ian, to Bengineering [2016-12-19]