TXC2: Hello Everybody
beowuuf:
evening all!
TXC2: hello beowuuf
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: CONTACT
beowuuf:
wait, wait, wait. wait. You mean peter's deal with the devil might not work out? I'm clearly not paying enough attention 
LoadingReadyRun: lol. lmao.
beowuuf: g otime!
TXC2: Here we GO!
DarkAbyssKeeper: Eat a Parker?
TXC2: Hello Cori
beowuuf:
@DarkAbyssKeeper 
TheAinMAP: Hello.
TehAmelie: ahoy
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OrkaOrkinus: Rain makes the grass grow?
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beowuuf: morning cori. it's all over the place in this part of the uk. it wants to sunny rain
mtvcdm: Rain confirmed the worst thing in the world. Did you know rain can seep into your skin, and eat your brain?
mtvcdm: for now
TXC2: water isn't corrosive, it's a solvent
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: !patreon
DarkAbyssKeeper: Over what timescale? Cori?
TXC2: !ytmember
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beowuuf: black widow is clearly mantis. and the olsen twins are either magick or morbeus/blade, context dependant
TXC2: PANTS! (Jazz hands)
NojhLivic: Hello!
TXC2: hello NojhLivic welcome
beowuuf: it's mom wanda from doctor strange 2. do not mess with her
NojhLivic: Hey TXC2 !
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: hey everybody
beowuuf:
TXC2:
Robbie is acting like he's never met wanda before 
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: is agatha alive again?
BusTed: gottem
TXC2: hello kaliuniqueusernamesaredum no, still a ghost
TheAinMAP: Wow.
beowuuf: act. naturally. more. more. got it.
beowuuf: more like eddie be rook, amirite?
BusTed: from said water under said bridge
TXC2:
the complicated history of he was better at being a photo-journalist and then you tried to kill him
TehAmelie: maybe this time the devil isn't gonna cheat
mtvcdm: What was that green and pink combo?
TehAmelie: looks venomous
mtvcdm: It promised me more pink
DarkAbyssKeeper: Cauldron Time was a good magic set.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Wanda, that's a book.
TXC2: how is that dark?
NojhLivic: "The craft" ?
Gulleko: witches of eastwick
undecided44: @gulleko ^
NojhLivic: Oh that was the other one I couldn't remember the title of
TXC2: maybe we're watching charmed?
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: those are new movie frame
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: s
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: not the western anymore
MrSarkhan: So much talking during a movie
DarkAbyssKeeper: To be honest, 3 witches who don't know how powerful they are.... does not narrow much down.
mtvcdm: I mean, Wanda's got a personal point. She has SUCH a messed-up life.
TXC2: !addquote (Cori) [now] I called it!...other then the time I flip-flopped.
LRRbot: New quote #8529: "I called it!...other then the time I flip-flopped." —Cori [2023-05-05]
DarkAbyssKeeper: Manure Craft?
TXC2: having Jack Nickleson play the devil is a little on nose no?
DarkAbyssKeeper: OnlyClaws? That's a website in the marvel universe.
undecided44: Ahh, so a manic episode then
Mangledpixel: boop
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
TheAinMAP: I have a hard time seeing how it won't end up as a bad idea.
TXC2: can we level up light after we max dark?
mtvcdm: Caretaker, don't you know we have shopping to do?
TXC2: big damage sounds fun
TXC2: "YOU FOOL!"
CaptainSpam: "Pick this up and throw it." "Okay! I'm helping!" "NO NOT WITH MAGIC" "Yaaaaay!"
dumbo3k: Scarlet Witch, known for her hacking prowess
TXC2:
magic can do anything, even be elite haxors 
A_Dub888: @TXC2 can it be a boat
Mangledpixel: dumbo3k it's just usually she's hacking reality
NojhLivic: Ouch. Poor nNico.
TXC2: A_Dub888 even a boat
dumbo3k: I feel like Tony would tell Hunter that he thinks her mom is a MILF -.-
BanditoHorse: is this game always in featureless square rooms?
TXC2: BanditoHorse no, sometimes we're fetureless square New York streets or New mexico deserts
BlvckByCulture: Yeah pretty much. But im not sure what you mean with feAtureless. As in items or object placed in the fields?
BanditoHorse: Oh wonderful. Looks fun apart from that
BanditoHorse: @BlvckByCulture Like terrrain, or cover, or things like that. I see a few boxes and cylinders that noone is interacting with
BlvckByCulture: Its really fun game i never placed card game before because it looked boring to me but damn this game is amazing 10/10
niccus: it's a side effect of xcom devs figuring out the hard way that a hero game with cover is... not very heroic
Mangledpixel: BanditoHorse those boxes are absolutely interactable, stick around and you'll see
dumbo3k: @BlvckByCulture the objects can be interacted with, usually at the cost of Heroism, and to usually use them as weapons against the enemy
BlvckByCulture: I know hahah i play this game on ultimate III difficulty
MrSarkhan:
Ravynn: It's very funny to imagine Laura Bailey voicing all these Magik lines
BlvckByCulture: This game is in my top 5 games atm
adept_nekomancer: "How do you make friends so easily?" "Have you tried being the protagonist?"
AdamYMHMI: Gotta love the classics
TXC2:
ok good, not a cheerleader outfit as I was worried about
Juliamon: So were you, Eddie
AdamYMHMI: Venom calling the kettle black.
Xed_Regulus: "We will fix your brain, or we will eat it!" -- Eddie Brock, Councilor
RebekahWSD: Book is almost a bowl!
A_Dub888: !findquote book
LRRbot: Quote #1042: "Hey look... this painting is a book." —Heather [2015-11-06]
mtvcdm: One day, Cori, one day you'll get to own a bowl.
RebekahWSD: Maybe the gift shop is selling bowl?
mtvcdm: Oh, right, gift shop.
TXC2: !store
mtvcdm: (The LRR Store does not currently contain Bowl.)
A_Dub888: @mtvcdm Mug is kind of bowl
RebekahWSD: Well, that sure is a thing
mtvcdm: The EPIC Danny Boy music box
adept_nekomancer: Nope, just more book
Ravynn: Yeah gifts for other characters
Mangledpixel:
RebekahWSD: FANFIC ooooh my goodness I need that
TXC2: we gotta give that to tony!
TheMandrew: you give gifts in hangouts
Ravynn: Gotta be on a hangout
mtvcdm: What does it take for an Iron Man fanfic to be legendary?
RebekahWSD: @mtvcdm It is extremely well written. Or the opposite
Ravynn: I think the proximity thing is because the raycast starts from like 3 ft in front of hunter, instead of where your face actually is
TXC2: the sigil is just eyeliner?
mtvcdm: Hello Dolly
Ravynn: Perfect
AdamYMHMI: Wow, that is so amazing lol
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: never enough gloss in this game
RebekahWSD: I like Eddie
TXC2: what's wrong Bosnia ?
mtvcdm: Eddie just can't wait to get to hit things
RebekahWSD: lmao
mtvcdm: Yeah, that was expected
Pantsravaganza: I think Blade is going to feel awfully left out.
BlvckByCulture: Nothing will happen with the civilian if you smash a mob into it
TXC2: limbo?
mercano82: “How do you like your eggs?” “Overkilled”
mercano82: I love the puzzle aspect of these levels.
undecided44: You should try to add a snooker table to the Abbey
tendrilsoftragedy: Why is the bad guy English?
TXC2: tendrilsoftragedy because we're evil
AdamYMHMI: shorthand for "refined but evil"
tendrilsoftragedy: Are we though @txc2 ... are we
TehAmelie: we broke their mind. . .through their feet?
Zaghrog: hmm, berserk doing work
TehAmelie: no cards up our sleeve eh
TXC2: good enough
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
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tendrilsoftragedy: Okay now I get why he's English.
TXC2: !break
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mercano82: Is Eddie the only character that doesn’t appear in his combat uniform when entering or exiting the mission portal?
TehAmelie: his uniform does consist of like, 200 kg of living slime, maybe it's special
Zaghrog: Eddie also seems like the largest Midnight Sun (in Venom form at least)
TehAmelie: he was even taller than Mephisto. which looked weird
mercano82: Why doesn't Venom, the largest of the Midnight Suns, simply eat the other ones?
TXC2: and we're back
BusTed: Luxurious.
Mangledpixel: because you're worth it
Astramentha: Yesssssss
TehAmelie: whoa, did i see a hair volume slider? that was almost empty?
TXC2: "give me hair, long beautiful hair, shining, gleaming beautiful hair!2
TehAmelie: ah
mercano82: Volume is the name of the haircut.
TXC2: because it's so loud right?
mercano82: But it would be cool if there was a slider that went from "Slicked back" to "Totally 80's"
Astramentha: D:
TehAmelie: that was funny
nickthecatbear: Truly perfection
TXC2: fabulous
TehAmelie: a chimera, part lion, part goat
ShaneLeeAtk: Hunter is one sheeple I would NOT mess with.
TXC2: venom mission, or vission
TehAmelie: venisson? wait that's already taken
raulghoulia: Oh, I wish Vision was in this game
nickthecatbear: belly rubs!
ShaneLeeAtk: An occasional plate of wings? Where do I sign up?
TehAmelie: we could build a fake brain out of advocados and ketchup and trick him to eat it
TehAmelie: a prank only Venom would fall for
ShaneLeeAtk: Franchisee?
TXC2: we're friends, maybe we'll grow into roommates, and then into "roommates"
TehAmelie: let's keep it to workplace proximity associates for now
RebekahWSD: Poor puppy
raulghoulia: 86% of the time, it works every time
undecided44: Strictly better "unsummon"
CaptainSpam: "The mystics are digging deeper, reaching for something to call forth. Meanwhile, this guy has a gun."
ShaneLeeAtk: But... There is no kill like Overkill.
mercano82: I've also heard that overkill is underrated.
Mangledpixel: "They're calling something forth. It's... a stack-based programming language from the 70s..."
TXC2: Mangledpixel send it back, quick!
Mangledpixel:
CaptainSpam: Nico just catch catch a break.
conquestofcroutons: a hydra mystic? isn't that just the ahnenerbe with extra steps?
Mangledpixel: ah, got by the ol' order of operations
ShaneLeeAtk: Nothing like phasing through a power pole
CaptainSpam: "Oh. That tough. Crap."
TXC2:
undecided44: Huh hah! Catchphra-ooof
Mangledpixel: Play it Forward: The Market
mercano82: The Restore upgrade is nice. You get to keep the card in your hand.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: That's a lot more hair than you had half an hour ago.
DigitalSeahorse: !next
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mercano82: Meanwhile, Magik's over there like "We're burning daylight here, folks."
TheLodgium: And then there was that one time where Flash Thompson bonded with the venom symbiote and became an agent of S.H.I.E.L.D. and shot guns all the time
TXC2: isn't Eddie Married?
RebekahWSD: But I like shallow attempts at bonding!
ShaneLeeAtk: Where we're going... We don't need roads.
RebekahWSD: Eating the vampyres made you sick, Venom!
TXC2: no eating the bad eggs eddie
TehAmelie: without humans, what would you even eat? checkmate Dracula
RebekahWSD: Hunter miiiight be projecting there
TheMerricat: Again I say, if there is one big failing of this game it's the fact that the devs apparently did not realized they needed to record maybe two orders of magnitude more lines for everyone in combat so that every other attack didn't repeat the same line
Zaghrog: I suppose that amount of dialogue woould not come cheap
CaptainSpam: Vampires hatch from eggs. Gotcha.
TheMerricat: We're talking Disney money here and it's not like they're paying movie star actor rates.
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TehAmelie: punching Dracula in the face is weirdly satisfying
Zaghrog: Right, good point
TehAmelie: we knew that from Doctor McNinja but
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: those definitely were some animations
LordZarano: Anything but U2!
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Swickwick: I am usually in the vods and will not be sticking around just popping in for the Sub-aversary.
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Neddy471: Um, what is with Venom's "webs"? it looks like he's using his psychic energy to throw them around.
Zaghrog: Symbiote slime
TehAmelie: his whole thing is like slime-based Spider-Man cosplay
RebekahWSD: Yike
Neddy471: @Zaghrog I'm more saying: I don't see any of his webs, it just looks like he's using telekinesis. Or is my monitor just too low contrast?
Zaghrog: this room is pretty dark
CaptainSpam: I'll just say it: Castlevania could benefit from having more kicking boxes into Dracula.
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CaptainSpam: Drac just goin' ham on Venom.
DarkAbyssKeeper: Dracula after that dark, slimy meat.
niccus: it's not even meat, it's like a foot of goop before you get brock-meat
BusTed: The Matthew Broderick one.
mercano82: Leroy Jenkins!
ShaneLeeAtk: Bringing down the house!
TXC2: isn't bringing down a church a war crime?
niccus: you wrecked *another* church?!
TehAmelie: shame you're eternal. that means after that kicking you gotta go to the moon if you want to take a poop eternally
BlueDaNewb: Whats gonna work
TXC2:
7 million people, one church, the American south this ain't
Invitare: You got knocked down, but you got up again
Astramentha: But you got back up again
RebekahWSD: Ooo witch blood
TehAmelie: does witch blood live in the dirt?
Astramentha: @invitare 🤜🤛
TheAinMAP: Decisions, decisions...
RealGamerCow: every time I tune in, your character gets more and more ridiculous
TheMerricat: I think you mean fabulous.
TXC2: ^
Astramentha: ^
RealGamerCow: fabdiculous
TXC2: good drag queen name
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: current look with the fabuluos hair, horns and beard looks kinds like drag too
kaliuniqueusernamesaredum: *kinda
ShaneLeeAtk: Nausicca is here?
TXC2: now we is the Wanda
Gulleko:
TXC2: OR...could we do a Tuxedo mask cosplay?
mercano82: Which sign?
LordZarano: !witchcord
mercano82: Chthon, it's April 2020. Practice some social distancing!
DarkAbyssKeeper: IIRC correctly, there's a bridge you can get under by going behind the creepy church.
DarkAbyssKeeper:
But apparently not the right one 
TXC2: thanks for streaming Cori
TehAmelie: thanks for having us!
TXC2: !store
TXC2: !patreon
MrSarkhan:
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (1:05 from now).
Invitare: oh no Mozart is back
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: Mozart is back...in pog form
TXC2: !events
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !mastodon
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
TheMerricat: !next
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