Favre_the_Undead: and bring us the fun!
Austere_Squire: hmm
Austere_Squire: i wonder if it'll be drafting, limited, or just playing with Commanders from the set
anbuagent12: Im happy they're playing commander, but the new set got me wanting some Planechase, and im real excited to see that return someday
Juliamon: It's draft
DarknessKingCoH: It's both
Austere_Squire: oh, neat; thank ye @Juliamon
IbunWest:
NewtyNewts: ohey
DarknessKingCoH: You draft CL and then play a commander deck with I think it's 60 cards and a commander
r10pez10: and no singleton
DarknessKingCoH: Sorry 59+1 commander
Serpens77: or potentially 58 + Commander + Background
Austere_Squire: or 58 and 2 if it's a creature and background in Baldur's Gate
NewtyNewts: No singleton? That's probably for the best for drafting
r10pez10: well you can build singleton if you want but you don't have to
r10pez10: in CL1 i faced an opponent who had five howling golems
Juliamon: Singleton is not enforced
Austere_Squire: yeah; i believe they altered the 100 to 60 and changed to no singleton specifically for drafting in the commander sets
ihlendrax: !box
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IbunWest: I doubt there are enough unique cards to reasonably do singleton.
DarknessKingCoH: Yeah it would be rough having to make a 100 card deck with 3 20 card packs
NewtyNewts: Sounds pretty tight even making a 60-card one if you've only got 60 picks
Serpens77: the packs have 20 cards, and you get to pick 2 cards each time
Austere_Squire: definitely feel like it's a little easier if you get one of the 3 color commanders
Serpens77: so it's not *as* tricky as it might sound
DarknessKingCoH: With 25ish of the 60 being lands it's not too bad.
Loonatic93: Is it as tricky as rocking a rhyme?
GreatWahooney: hello chat!
Austere_Squire: hoy
GreatWahooney: I had a lot of fun playing commander today. In one game I was playing Braids, Conjurer Adept and I got to make five Verdant Sun's Avatars with Rite of Replication. I then later made everyone draw five cards per turn using Font of Mythos and Mirrormade
Welbog: It's me, one chatter among many
squ3e: Late start?
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Juliamon: Just a little late, no worry
NewtyNewts: Just a smidge
Hadouken_lol_catz:
thx 
Juliamon: Remember they're short-staffed this weekend
IbunWest:
GreatWahooney: oh right, the convention thingy is this weekend, right?
thraximore:
Juliamon: yup
GreatWahooney: coolio
Hadouken_lol_catz: are they at the pt?
thraximore: ope
Loonatic93: short-staffed? How can they be short staffed if they're all so tall?
paronomasiac042:
DeM0nFiRe:
CastleOtranto:
jessieimproved:
1y1e:
TimIAm: Every time I see #MCMinneapolis my brain reads it like a McDonald's product
GreatWahooney: @Loonatic93 just gotta hunch over a bit
Juliamon: Most of the tall LRRfolk are in Minneapolis
NewtyNewts:
RockPusher: !quote serge
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Juliamon: I think it's just Adam who's holding down the tall fort
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DeM0nFiRe: Isn't a tall fort called a tower?
TimIAm: Luckily he's tall enough for everyone
Juliamon: or, holding it up, maybe
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Juliamon: A strong tentpole for the rest to look up to
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IbunWest: Adam is definitely lode-bearing.
Verrain2: Yay, Baldur's Gate!
midnightcurryjazz: @IbunWest is that cause he is full of poop
midnightcurryjazz: hoooo
Juliamon: I did not originally mean to say he's carrying the stream, but he is a big proponent of this format
midnightcurryjazz:
DarknessKingCoH: The LRR Minneapolis playmat is pretty great.
Verrain2:
Juliamon: hadouken
Verrain2:
IbunWest:
Hadouken_lol_catz: @Juliamon yes?
possummtg:
OMG Commander Legends was a fun set to draft/ play as 4
Verrain2: That mat is sweet.
NotCainNorAbel: that mat is amaZING!
Catastrophil: Now that's a timely start
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TheWriterAleph: rahhh
MegaDosX: That's rude
Loonatic93: As a Minnesotan... I approve of that mat.
Welbog: That's me
thraximore:
MichaelSnowbird: we prefer deathbringers
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Serpens77:
loglab: thanks adam!!
MercurialVox: Hello yes it is I several raccoons masquerading as an adult
Serpens77: Cam's like "wait, I'm here?"
PigmyOcelot: I wish i was a racoon, racoons dont do taxes
NotCainNorAbel: If it were not for Adam we would be the back that carries LRR.
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MTBoot: three....player...commander? You son of a pitch, I'm in
BrowneePoints: I just realized Adak has the perfect structure to do an Ajani Cosplay
BrowneePoints: Adam*
drcthulu: that's a lot of cards
MegaDosX: I mean, kinda
flatluigi: hi alex
accountmadeforants: I hope not
thraximore: ๐๏ธ ๐ ๐๏ธ
drcthulu: what are these voice saying to you?
BusTed: !advice
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Verrain2: Go left!
MegaDosX: RIP Serge
DeM0nFiRe: F
definenull: O7 serge
Welbog: F
r10pez10: rip serge
aliencheese2: o7
possummtg:
possummtg: WHAT
laikagoat: o7
Austere_Squire: we will remember serge
RockPusher:
The chicken defeated Serge 
flatluigi: did he step on another's wasp's nest
Juliamon: RIP Serge, died to a massive chicken sandwich
MegaDosX: Sealed rather than Draft is interesting
IbunWest:
Serge
Metric_Furlong: RIP Serge, he died as he lived: being Serge
accountmadeforants: Serge heard it wasn't constructed so deconstructed.
korvys: There's a default
r10pez10: nameless one if you need
bytecaster: I have Sealed with this, is was also very fun!
drcthulu: there's the failsafe commander
GreatWahooney: ooh, Sealed is new. curious!
BrowneePoints: It unfortunately came out at a bad time and got trampled
goombalax: Serge figured out that the only way to win is not to play
bytecaster: *done
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MegaDosX: Backgrounds are kinda like partners
CururuGuasu: Iโve done this sealed. Itโs quite fun, but some strategies are hard to pull off
MegaDosX: Backgrounds can also just go in the deck as one of the 99 (or the 59 I guess in this format)
HadesLeprechaun: Faceless One can also be a background
GreatWahooney: Faceless One can also be your background!
maniac_fish: is it as bad as the piper was?
SnowBuddy18:
r10pez10: extremely poggers
MegaDosX: !card faceless one
LRRbot: Faceless One [5] | Legendary Enchantment Creature โ Background [3/3] | If Faceless One is your commander, choose a color before the game begins. Faceless One is the chosen color. / Choose a Background
HadesLeprechaun: you can have Faceless One/Faceless One pairing if you really need to
r10pez10: yeah maniac_fish it's only if you ever need it, which is very very rare
CururuGuasu: Love backgrounds. Hoping someone gets Noble Heritage
Austere_Squire: @maniac_fish yes; it's just a color, i believe
BrowneePoints: Control Initiative
BrowneePoints: White Plume Adventurer
maniac_fish: Cool cool, thanks guys
MegaDosX: I hear things about White Plume Adventurer and Seasoned Dungeoneer
BrowneePoints: Seasoned Dungeoneer
possummtg:
Tokens is a goodf archtetype 
BrowneePoints: And the green one
niccus: dungeon seasoner
flatluigi: the big thing with the chase initiative cards is that you can turbo them out on t1t2
Metric_Furlong:
I'm just hear to comment on how good/bad a job the cards have done at representing characters from the Baldur's Gate 1 & 2 
RockPusher: Colon Power!
definenull: alex plz
Metric_Furlong: *here
DeM0nFiRe: lmao
IbunWest: What seasoning do you put on your dungeon?
thraximore:
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Does Aristocrats go in this format?
MegaDosX: Temur are the dragon colours in this set, yeah
GreatWahooney: dragons cloaca spells
NewtyNewts: c-o-l-o-n
MegaDosX: Since this is the set that has Miirym
thraximore: yeah, the cloaca has more than one use
BrowneePoints: @maniac_fish depends on the setting
thraximore: @maniac_fish depends on the scalie, really
Loonatic93: Dragons in Dungeons and Dragons? I don't believe you!
RockPusher: !findquote cloaca
LRRbot: Quote #5872: "That was a full-throated cloaca." โIan [2019-03-08]
GreatWahooney: dragons cloaca ramp
LoadingReadyRun:
Dragon's have multifunction colons
lithopseffect: Dragons: Spells is definitely the coolest limited archetype, if nothing else
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Jenga!
definenull: jenga! \o/
spinebustertee: i do not want to ramp into a dragon's colon
MegaDosX: LRR plays MTG: Jenga
MegaDosX: ALEX
thraximore: POG
definenull: ok alex wins
aliencheese2: WOO
Austere_Squire: i believe in cam
goombalax: can you draft a mono-colon deck
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Austere_Squire: yesssssssssssss
RockPusher: hahahahaha
DeM0nFiRe: Hahaha
MegaDosX: No pressure Adam
BusTed:
BrowneePoints: One colon poops, the other poops fire
definenull: no excuses adam
TimIAm: Commit coward
GreatWahooney: this is now a jenga stream
thraximore:
thanzo: Magenga?
MTBoot: I love this bit
MegaDosX: Awww
GreatWahooney: forget the magic
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MegaDosX: Oh well
Serpens77: Jengan't
ShinyMucklord: The rest of the stream will be...
MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
BusTed: Gotta offer the trade.
MegaDosX: "Fuck the rules!" - Adam, probably
BrowneePoints: I would love a bonus stream of challenge jenga
drcthulu: yeah
thraximore: oh right, that wanker
The_Passerby: My sub is 69 months...truly, this is too many months.
drcthulu: the one appendage salute
flatluigi: boobuh
The_Passerby: Almost 6 years.
MegaDosX: Paul's got you
CastleOtranto: @The_Passerby Nice
definenull: oh boy yeah the top down's gonna be tricky
NewtyNewts: It's sadly not a skitters
r10pez10: ASMR
AtrusOfMyst: We have a Paul for that
BrowneePoints: Also, characters from Baldur's gate 1 2 AND Upcoming 3 are in here! @loadingreadyrun
laikagoat:
mastershake29x: charles is king of canada too of course
thraximore: I don't think so
bytecaster: Only in Mystery Booster
MegaDosX: There is a Sultai gates commander in this set from memory
BrowneePoints: I'm so excited for bg3
BrowneePoints: I love the monster manual art so much
drcthulu: this set is so fun
frakkz_: I root for the winner!
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AtrusOfMyst: There's like a million cards in this set, it's great
MegaDosX: Yeah there's dice rolling in this set
TimIAm: But does the lightning bolt ricochet off walls
definenull: the alt art bolt is pretty nice imo
BrowneePoints: Lightning bolt with a sick art is in this set
MegaDosX: There is an Esper commander
BrowneePoints: I have a foil manual bolt from my box
Juliamon: !cardview on
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MegaDosX: !card bane lord of darkness
LRRbot: Bane, Lord of Darkness [1WUB] | Legendary Creature โ God [5/2] | As long as your life total is less than or equal to half your starting life total, Bane, Lord of Darkness has indestructible. / Whenever another nontoken creature you control dies, target opponent may have you draw a card. If they don't, you may put a creature card with equal or lesser toughness from your hand onto the battlefield.
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature โ Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
BrowneePoints: BANE!
definenull: *bane voice*
NewtyNewts: Baaane!
thanzo:
MegaDosX: Shots fired
Gooseblast: My man
BrowneePoints: Shes Bruenor's adopted daughter
midnightcurryjazz:
TimIAm: Hey how many guys do you know with two swords and panther
HadesLeprechaun: and then dies, because Drizzt lives for hundreds of years as an elf and she's just a human
MegaDosX: Holy shit
LRRbot: Undermountain Adventurer [3G] | Creature โ Giant Warrior [3/4] | Vigilance / When Undermountain Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / {T}: Add {G}{G}. If you've completed a dungeon, add six {G} instead.
trebuchetboy:
Verrain2: Salvatore intensifies!
Metric_Furlong: "I can take Drizz't with both hands tied behind my back" - random bandit, baldur's gate
AtrusOfMyst: Drizzt has two swords? More like two snores
v_nome: Drizzt for most boring? In a world where Superman exists?
bytecaster: This stream already has a great energy!
MTBoot: You know who's less boring than Drizz't? His cat.
LRRbot: Gray Harbor Merfolk [1U] | Creature โ Merfolk Rogue [0/3] | Gray Harbor Merfolk can't be blocked. / Gray Harbor Merfolk gets +2/+0 as long as you control a commander that's a creature or planeswalker.
MegaDosX: Spicy
BrowneePoints: Under mountain adventurer is the other big initiative card if I remember
Masslost: i know have an urge to re-read The Cleric Quintet
Loonatic93: Elric is more dull and boring than Drizzt.
Harvest25: Wulfgar was a good time
LRRbot: Shadowheart, Dark Justiciar [3B] | Legendary Creature โ Human Elf Cleric [3/4] | {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Draw X cards, where X is that creature's power. / Choose a Background
Austere_Squire: wait, is this the set with the mirror?
MegaDosX: Yeah
BrowneePoints: Shadow heart! Bg3!
MegaDosX: Cursed Mirror's in this set
Austere_Squire: is adam gonna perma exile the commanders again?
MegaDosX: Oh right not Cursed Mirror, Life Trapping, that's the one
MegaDosX: !card mirror of life trapping
LRRbot: Mirror of Life Trapping [4] | Artifact | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, if it was cast, exile it, then return all other permanent cards exiled with Mirror of Life Trapping to the battlefield under their owners' control.
AtrusOfMyst: The mirror is fucked up
Austere_Squire: Adam is gonna perma-exile the commanders again.
Metric_Furlong:
oh, that's why Serge isn't here. he's trapped in a mirror, smoking weed for life
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Well of Knowledge?
UnkeptFlea: knowledge pool
HadesLeprechaun: and if you blow up the mirror when a commander is under it, you just lose your commander forever!
flatluigi: mirrordin
BrowneePoints: Knowledge pool
Seth_Erickson: eye of the storm is somewhat similar as well
Austere_Squire: @Metric_Furlong damn, that got me
NewtyNewts: Mirror killed several commanders last time
itsr67: knowledge ppol
Lord_Durin: reminds me of perplexing chimera
Radyin: !card knowledge pool
LRRbot: Knowledge Pool [6] | Artifact | Imprint โ When Knowledge Pool enters the battlefield, each player exiles the top three cards of their library. / Whenever a player casts a spell from their hand, that player exiles it. If the player does, they may cast a spell from among other cards exiled with Knowledge Pool without paying its mana cost.
BrowneePoints: Or eye of the storm
Austere_Squire: is that Mirrym?
drcthulu: that's a card
MegaDosX: Ooooooooh
MegaDosX: Yeah that's Miirym
MTBoot: HI PAUL
BrowneePoints: That card is BUSTED
Austere_Squire: love Miirym
SK__Ren: I love Knowldege Pool! I made a Control deck with that as my win con. Just make a bunch of copies of it
RaklarLS: there's also the permanent version, with Porticullis
definenull: awooga
MegaDosX: Miirym's absurd
LRRbot: Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm [3GUR] | Legendary Creature โ Dragon Spirit [6/6] | Flying, ward {2} / Whenever another nontoken Dragon enters the battlefield under your control, create a token that's a copy of it, except the token isn't legendary.
thanzo: yoooo dragon duplicator
maniac_fish: oh jesus
definenull: UH OH
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [โ2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's poweโฆ
flatluigi: uh oh
MegaDosX: GO FOR THE EYES
definenull: hamtaro's back
thraximore: UH OH
midnightcurryjazz:
Favre_the_Undead: uh oh
maniac_fish: oh god this is gonna be a shitshow
laundreydhull: Wait. Midnight Suns is a card game?
NewtyNewts: Wyrmify
BrowneePoints: $30 pull!
r10pez10: "i guess i'm in esper"
MegaDosX: WHAT
LRRbot: Ancient Bronze Dragon [5GG] | Creature โ Elder Dragon [7/7] | Flying / Whenever Ancient Bronze Dragon deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. When you do, put X +1/+1 counters on each of up to two target creatures, where X is the result.
Lord_Durin: By god, that's Minsc's music!
Favre_the_Undead: minsc and boo!
r10pez10: now in five colour
anbuagent12: Oh this is gonna be HEAT
raulghoulia: well
BrowneePoints: LOL
land_manatee: Uh oh, dragons!
Darleysam: LeBron's Dragon?
The_Passerby: Why is bronze green? how dthat make sense?
The_Passerby: Copper turns green!
laundreydhull: Minsc & Boo: always has been....
Juliamon: Bronze also does
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Juliamon: just, not as much
LRRbot: Ravenloft Adventurer [3B] | Creature โ Human Rogue Assassin [3/4] | When Ravenloft Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / If a creature an opponent controls would die, instead exile it and put a hit counter on it. / Whenever Ravenloft Adventurer attacks, if you've completed a dungeon, defending player loses 1 life for each card they own in exile with a hit counter on it.
BrowneePoints: Because it's based on their personality and natures
r10pez10: bronze also does ... because of the copper
MegaDosX: Can you blame him
Seth_Erickson: ravenloft adventurer is great
aliencheese2: ravenloft is also good
BrowneePoints: Not the color of the dragon
definenull: "did you know, minsc and boo can be your commander?"
drcthulu: good pack
thraximore: he is SO relieved to have it banned in gladiator
Austere_Squire: that's a helluva pack
spinebustertee: Not for sure double rare, but there's a rare outside the slots for the legends which can both be rare also
Austere_Squire: was one foil?
thanzo: ooh is that a god
LRRbot: Wilson, Refined Grizzly [1G] | Legendary Creature โ Bear Warrior [2/2] | This spell can't be countered. / Vigilance, reach, trample / Ward {2} / Choose a Background
land_manatee: He opened an Arena golden pack
MegaDosX: Oh yeah Wilson's great
Sorteur: Wilson!
NewtyNewts: Wilson!!!
BrowneePoints: Background slot, legend slot, foil
BrowneePoints: And rare slot
r10pez10: that bear rocks
Verrain2: Bear force three!
bytecaster: Wilson, Extremely Pushed
flatluigi: wilson is a very good bear
NewtyNewts: Bearington!
Seth_Erickson: there's always a legendary and backround so yeah up to 4
MegaDosX: ELMINSTER
maniac_fish: what the hell is this box
MegaDosX: Fuck me they've opened some power
LRRbot: Elminster [3WU] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Elminster [5] | Whenever you scry, the next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of cards looked at while scrying this way. / [+2]: Draw a card, then scry 2. / [โ3]: Exile the top card of your library. Create a number of 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature tokens with flying equal to that card's mana value. / Elminster can be your commander.
Austere_Squire: wow, this is a fantastic box
BrowneePoints: FOIL BORDERLESS!?
Metric_Furlong: the man, the minster
thraximore: the other Mins- of the set
HadesLeprechaun: are these collector booster packs? dang, lol
BrowneePoints: What is this Box!?
definenull: so i guess adam will prob go dragons.dec?
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Favre_the_Undead: minsc and boo can be your commander, lo
Favre_the_Undead: lol
land_manatee: I got in late, was there supposed to be a 4th player?
Metric_Furlong: "Ho there wanderer, stay thy course a moment and indulge an old man"
thraximore: @BrowneePoints streamer loot smh
drcthulu: okay
anbuagent12: STOP
LRRbot: Ancient Silver Dragon [6UU] | Creature โ Elder Dragon [8/8] | Flying / Whenever Ancient Silver Dragon deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. Draw cards equal to the result. You have no maximum hand size for the rest of the game.
HadesLeprechaun: holy heck
Lord_Durin: OKAY
snowyowlly: damn adam just stays winning
raulghoulia: WHAT
Austere_Squire: Oh my god, adam no
maniac_fish: what is happening
land_manatee: Uh oh, Dragons!
MegaDosX: Adam Savidan you need to be stopped
midnightcurryjazz: dragonssssss
definenull: he can't keep getting away with it
NewtyNewts: Adam is mono-dragon
MrSarkhan: Adam!
bytecaster: I think we know what Adam is on
korvys: Draw D20 cards, lol
flatluigi: so how many games are we running tonight
DeM0nFiRe: Wow
MegaDosX: Well we know who Adam's running as his commander now
maniac_fish: did anyone inspect these packs for tampering???
ShinyMucklord: I miss playing this set.
drcthulu: Just need the copper to complete the set
SnowBuddy18: just Temur'em
raulghoulia: just need red to complete the set for Miryym
anbuagent12: Okay guys, the wincon is to let Adam draw himself out.
Knightor: draw 40 cards a turn let get it lol
Gritgutz: One ancient copper dragon coming right up sir
hyperpuppy64: are they playing sealed?
MegaDosX: Yeah, sealed
bytecaster: Now we just gotta get the red one!
BrowneePoints: Let's go foil copper
goombalax: no idea why people think this set isn't good
robaphone251: well time to wrap up this round. adam got this one. let's open up 18 more packs
UnkeptFlea: the sheet never mentioned the 11th draft archetype: "Dragon: Mythics"
MegaDosX: There's a chance this is Temur vs RG vs UW
BrowneePoints: Tasha can too
HadesLeprechaun: these draft commander games are 60 cards instead of 100, yeah?
korvys: Adam sneakily opening collectors boosters, lol
TheOneCalledStu: Hamtaro coming in swinging
BrowneePoints: Yes 60
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NewtyNewts: Boo who?
MegaDosX: !card minsc & boo
LRRbot: Did you mean: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes; A-Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes
Alas_Babylon: It's so bizarre to think... one of the best cards in Magic the Gathering is one with a line of text that reads "If the sacrificed creature was a Hamster..."
robaphone251: @HadesLeprechaun and there is no singleton rule
MegaDosX: !card minsc & boo timeless heroes
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [โ2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's poweโฆ
thraximore: huh
LRRbot: Pilgrim's Eye [3] | Artifact Creature โ Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
r10pez10: aw paul
aliencheese2: he cant keep getting away with it!
maniac_fish: what about the sword of D&D?
definenull: big skitts grew wings
BrowneePoints: The Miniature Giant Space Hamster
SK__Ren: Gotta sanitize those inputs
thanzo: does the sword of dungeons and dragons have an ampersand?
DeM0nFiRe:
What about Ampersanderanicadaistinoculdicar?
SocraticMethod: Someone didn't do input sanitization ...
Radyin: !card sword dung
LRRbot: Sword of Dungeons & Dragons [3] | Artifact โ Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from Rogues and from Clerics. / Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create a 4/4 gold Dragon creature token with flying and roll a d20. If you roll a 20, repeat this process. / Equip {2}
r10pez10: i like how we can see the three styles of sealed deckbuilding
bytecaster: Adam alternating between common fixing and mythic dragons is very funny to me
thraximore: oh adam and your 3 drop colorless mana fixers
GreatWahooney: hell yeah Pilgrim's Eye!
AtrusOfMyst: its Big Skits' cousin
NewtyNewts: #amp;
LRRbot: Baba Lysaga, Night Witch [1BG] | Legendary Creature โ Human Warlock [3/3] | {T}, Sacrifice up to three permanents: If there were three or more card types among the sacrificed permanents, each opponent loses 3 life, you gain 3 life, and you draw three cards.
Juliamon: Silver border never counts
MegaDosX: Baba Lasagne!
goombalax: Sword of D&D has one but thats an un-card and maybe doesn't count
BrowneePoints: Baby Lasagna!
LRRbot: Elder Brain [5BB] | Creature โ Horror [6/6] | Menace / Whenever Elder Brain attacks a player, exile all cards from that player's hand, then they draw that many cards. You may play lands and cast spells from among the exiled cards for as long as they remain exiled. If you cast a spell this way, you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast it.
MegaDosX: Wow
thraximore:
Rustpile: The baby!
thanzo: elder brain not being a creature type elder smh
BrowneePoints: I run elder brain in my Isshin deck
NewtyNewts: OUR hand, comrade
MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints Holy shit that's gross, I love it
raulghoulia: @BrowneePoints sick
BrowneePoints: Wanna know what's funnier than one brain trigger? TWO!
Kadenus: the braaaaaain
definenull: oh no is that the dragon flash commander
MegaDosX: Ooh is that Korlessa?
Alas_Babylon: Meeting Her Golem
LRRbot: Ascend from Avernus [XWWW] | Sorcery | Return all creature and planeswalker cards with mana value X or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Exile Ascend from Avernus.
MegaDosX: Oh man that Arena draft was absurd
MegaDosX: Six of them
NewtyNewts: If you could give brain myriad... would the tokens still be legendary
Spacecarl: That draft was so good
AngelicKnighthood: That deck was stupid.
definenull: the cat draft
Alas_Babylon: @NewtyNewts Yes
kynelwynn: Are these release kits of 6 packs or something? I missed the beginning in how they got these cards
raulghoulia: dragon count?
NewtyNewts: @Alas_Babylon Dang, can't steal all the hands then
aliencheese2: my best draft was MH2, I drafted 5 colour all removal. my wincon was a 1/2 flier
Alas_Babylon: @NewtyNewts You'd still get any ETBs from a myriad'd creature, but the legend rule would also apply
BrowneePoints: I still think that deck should get Priest of Ancient Lore to the FNPF/PPR intro
Juliamon: You were just sitting on all this value
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I am late, what are we doing?
land_manatee: Didn't even notice he got the dragon singer or whatever
r10pez10: mind stone these nuts etc
BrowneePoints: But yea chat if you never drafted this set, it's amazing
NewtyNewts: @Alas_Babylon Guess you'd have to unlegendary it first
definenull: CLB sealed (6+1 packs as a treat)
Alas_Babylon: And that's not particularly hard to do anymore
BrowneePoints: @thefluffiestguineapig BG Sealed 3 player
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I specifically picked my Beej's turn order shirt for this
FullOfLiesAndBees: I'm always impressed by people who can have packs and not compulsively open them.
Alas_Babylon: Spark Double, Irenicus's Vile Duplication
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Thank you!
Alas_Babylon: Double Major
BrowneePoints: Also chat boxes of CBG are cheap
midnightcurryjazz: the title tells you what they are playing
Austere_Squire: is that neera? she seems neat
Juliamon: FullOfLiesAndBees I have half a box of Unstable because it stopped being fun to open with nobody to play with
aliencheese2: discount of 1 is good enough IMO
Kadenus: that enchantment works with background i think
dumpsterfire: if there's enough o-rings you can do some wacky stuff with abdel. had a blast doing that in one of my drafts
BrowneePoints: Is that Jaheira!?
LRRbot: Band Together [2G] | Instant | Up to two target creatures you control each deal damage equal to their power to another target creature.
BrowneePoints: GO FOR THE EYES BOO!
MegaDosX: Minsc is so extra
midnightcurryjazz: minsc is very 90s
BrowneePoints: As Minsc says
Metric_Furlong: midnightcurryjazz that is the decade he's from, tbf
BrowneePoints: Minsc Anime Fastballs that Hamster
midnightcurryjazz: Still can be true
ShaneLeeAtk: The dwarf giant space hamster
HadesLeprechaun: when you get two dragons per dragon, yeah, I think you just play them all
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BrowneePoints: Chat what show or movie am I thinking of where someone big or in a mech just fastball pitches someone
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HadesLeprechaun: Titanfall 2
BrowneePoints: Like face flapping from the guy's level fastball
bytecaster: @HadesLeprechaun Only this sunday, at the dragon emporium, buy one dragon, get one free!
kynelwynn: The MArvel X-Men comics where it was a technique of Colossus and Wolverine?
BrowneePoints: G's
Axyle231: @BrowneePoints Was it a cartoon network show?
MegaDosX: When your curve looks like you're drinking tea
bytecaster: @BrowneePoints Gurren Lagann
BrowneePoints: It might have been.
NewtyNewts: Commander-style
bytecaster: @BrowneePoints Episode 4 ish
Austere_Squire: that is just kind of what dragon tribal is; 30 7 drops
definenull: it's commander, that's normal
BrowneePoints: I just remember the impact frame of the mech stopping
MegaDosX: It really is a struggle to keep your curve low when you're building dragon tribal
Axyle231: @BrowneePoints Megas XLR
Metric_Furlong: BrowneePoints not sure, unfortunately my brain is just immediately jumping to the anime where they shoot down a flying mech by firing another mech out of a cannon at it
BrowneePoints: And then supersonic baseball pitch
LRRbot: Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes [2RG] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Minsc [3] | When Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes enters the battlefield and at the beginning of your upkeep, you may create Boo, a legendary 1/1 red Hamster creature token with trample and haste. / [+1]: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target creature with trample or haste. / [โ2]: Sacrifice a creature. When you do, Minsc & Boo, Timeless Heroes deals X damage to any target, where X is that creature's poweโฆ
BrowneePoints: Yall remember Black Lagoon when they shout a helicopter out of the sky with a Speed Boat? Good times
LRRbot: Mahadi, Emporium Master [1BR] | Legendary Creature โ Cat Devil [3/3] | At the beginning of your end step, create a Treasure token for each creature that died this turn.
r10pez10: mahadi seems better
BrowneePoints: Mahadi!
Metric_Furlong: BrowneePoints remember it? I still have the DVDs
r10pez10: yeah
BrowneePoints: Yed
BrowneePoints: Yes
r10pez10: it's not stuck to singleton in this
snowyowlly: normal sealed rules for duplicates
Alas_Babylon: There's no copy limitation
korvys: Cause this is limited, you don't have to play singleton
bytecaster: You are allowed
BrowneePoints: This isnt not singleton in draft
BrowneePoints: Is not*
spinebustertee: it's limited, so yes, it is not singleton
HadesLeprechaun: Initiative dungeons first room is also fixing, remember
lamina5432: mainly limited rules except commnder color identity
MegaDosX: "All other Commander rules apply with one exception: the Singleton rule does not apply. You may play as many copies of a card as you draft of it, though given the set size compared to how many cards players get, it's not very likely to get more than 1 copy of a card."
raulghoulia: this isn't beejlander here
MegaDosX: That's also true
MegaDosX: Just need RB identity
definenull: secret commander
BrowneePoints: Mahadi is juiced
MegaDosX: So Shadowheart plus a red background could be neat
MegaDosX: !card dungeoneer's pack
LRRbot: Dungeoneer's Pack [3] | Artifact | Dungeoneer's Pack enters the battlefield tapped. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Dungeoneer's Pack: You take the initiative, gain 3 life, draw a card, and create a Treasure token. Activate only as a sorcery.
BrowneePoints: It's one of the most played commanders from this set
MegaDosX: What the hell.
definenull: wow yeah that is going to be a sick treasure deck
MegaDosX: !card marut
LRRbot: Marut [8] | Artifact Creature โ Construct [7/7] | Trample / When Marut enters the battlefield, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token for each mana from a Treasure spent to cast it.
BrowneePoints: Maroot. Maroot. Maroot is on fire
BrowneePoints: We don't need no water let the giant robot burn
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loglab: burn giant robot buurn
BrowneePoints: Sahdowheart is also fun
HadesLeprechaun: everybody loves the cats with the backwards hands
BrowneePoints: Shadow. Stupid thumbs
MegaDosX: Shadowheart is a good sac outlet if you're building RB sacrifice-ish stuff
definenull: this sounds like adam's previous elminster deck, shame no mirror though
BrowneePoints: Yea and reminder 60 cards not 40
flatluigi: what's the number of lands for 60
MegaDosX: Or 58 if you are doing commander and background
definenull: 24?
BrowneePoints: 58 for alex
MegaDosX: I'd imagine it'd be 24-ish give or take
MegaDosX: Since that's what you do for normal constructed decks
Metric_Furlong: my brain is currently insisting on going back to ps2 era RPGs everytime someone talks abotu Shadowheart
MegaDosX: Depending of course on your curve
NewtyNewts: Strict limit, or lower limit?
ipoddodd: What's Adam's commander?
BrowneePoints: I need to find where my copy of Bane went
MegaDosX: !card miirym
LRRbot: Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm [3GUR] | Legendary Creature โ Dragon Spirit [6/6] | Flying, ward {2} / Whenever another nontoken Dragon enters the battlefield under your control, create a token that's a copy of it, except the token isn't legendary.
MegaDosX: @ipoddodd See above.
ipoddodd: ty!
BrowneePoints: What's Alex's background?
definenull: holy shit i just realised miirym with best friends with mirror
MegaDosX: You're welcome! It's busted.
drcthulu: just a copy
Austere_Squire: a copy and you have two of the ancient dragons, which are not legendary
MegaDosX: It's a nonlegendary copy yeah
r10pez10: something like that
maniac_fish: yeah mirram is reeaally dumb
BrowneePoints: Also mahadi is a Rakshasa, him has backwards hands
korvys: 60 card decks, is it?
MegaDosX: I think with Adam's chunky top end he'd want 25 lands
flatluigi: @BrowneePoints remembering how people thought that was a mistake
NewtyNewts: Is the mirror 'cast', or 'etb' to yoink your creature?
Austere_Squire: spoken like a true dragon player
BrowneePoints: Alex, as an artist, imagine the pain Mahadi's artist went through drawing backwards hands @loadingreadyrun
MegaDosX: !card mirror of life trapping
LRRbot: Mirror of Life Trapping [4] | Artifact | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, if it was cast, exile it, then return all other permanent cards exiled with Mirror of Life Trapping to the battlefield under their owners' control.
Austere_Squire: a crime
MegaDosX: But yeah, dragon ETBs, mirror triggers and exiles it under the mirror, but Miirym still triggers and makes a token copy
r10pez10: it's in the extra packs
NewtyNewts: Oh man, that WOULD totally mess up that card
korvys: Could just play 7 packs, for extra spice
MegaDosX: M&B just got banned in Gladiator, I know that much
Gritgutz: no its still pricey
BrowneePoints: Minsc is $30
Austere_Squire: it's like a $14 card last i checked?
BrowneePoints: Or $28
TheSilverGekko: monsc and boo is only banned in gladiator
r10pez10: uhh
nitrofrogboy238: Warcrimes?
r10pez10: 500 bits either way
BrowneePoints: Minsc is in the $25 and up category
drcthulu: it's 12 usd
definenull: it's commander, nobody is trying to end the game before turn 10
korvys: 2 drop rocks are rare
NewtyNewts: Who gets each pack as sideboard
RealGamerCow: 2500 bits if M&B is not in the extra packs
AkromaTirel: Soon
petey_vonwho: I'll give you every bit I have if it isn't in there
GreatWahooney: alright, time to catch some Zs. Goodnight everyone!
spinebustertee: Swords to Zooshares
LRRbot: Ancient Bronze Dragon [5GG] | Creature โ Elder Dragon [7/7] | Flying / Whenever Ancient Bronze Dragon deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. When you do, put X +1/+1 counters on each of up to two target creatures, where X is the result.
MegaDosX: Does Adam have the red Orb of Dragonkind that gives dragons cast using it haste?
kynelwynn: Cameron want's you to have fun. Just play your deck, Adam
MegaDosX: Carnelion I think?
drcthulu: The ancient silver dragon is 21 usd
BusTed:
flatluigi: aw, muffin
MegaDosX: Aw
definenull: "I want your deck to do the thing it does"
MegaDosX: The others one are fine but the red one giving haste is great in a dragons deck
Redartifice: I've found Lantern of revealing a surprisingly good mana rock from this set
MegaDosX: other ones*
BrowneePoints: I hope Adam pulls a foil Copper Dragon from the 3 bonus packs
BrowneePoints: Miirym is a 10.0 on the whoopsie scale
definenull: did adam get any of the dragon orbs?
r10pez10:
mirror bits 
420 
80
Gritgutz: @definenull i saw a green one
NewtyNewts: Everyone drafted my cards first
keyforgealchemist: That dragon commander is gross when it goes off
MegaDosX: I feel like it's not going to be quite as busted in sealed, but yeah, I've seen constructed Miirym EDH decks do ridiculous things
BrowneePoints: Oh yea if folks opened any Three Visits those are like 5 bucks a pop for an uncommon
RealGamerCow: 60 cards? I have no idea how many cards aer in commander
BrowneePoints: Cbg is 60 @realgamercow
MegaDosX: Copying things like Utvara Hellkite ends games
Rogue_07: Cut the bad cards
NewtyNewts: You're only wearing a t-shirt Adam, your sleeves are in another drawer
Rogue_07: Leave the good cards
flatluigi: talking about the morels
tinaun: i get it cam
RockPusher: I got you Cameron
tinaun: i get it.
Favre_the_Undead: i get it
drcthulu: Couldn't cut it as a poor man stealing
r10pez10: this? this is how you remind me?
Badchop: I just screamed OF WHAT I REALLY AM and it's chat's fault
Badchop: I don't even think that's the right line
kynelwynn: @r10pez10 Said like Vito Corleone in the Godfather
NewtyNewts: This is. How... you? Remind ME?!
r10pez10: well badchop, it's not like chat to say sorry
RaginCaucaJhin: This is how, I say, blimey
Badchop:
damn it 
Metric_Furlong: @r10pez10 well played
NewtyNewts: Now imagine Dave's Spokesman say-singing it.
Fruan: Beej is out of town, time to steal merch!
RealGamerCow: raw dog it Cameron, you know you want to
DarknessKingCoH: Are we having fun yet?
MegaDosX: So we've got Elminster vs Miirym vs who? Do we know who Alex picked as his commander?
SnowBuddy18: the value is having fun
MegaDosX: You are allowed to enjoy things Adam
Serpens77: except video game lore
MTBoot: I love that for you Adam, slay bestie
smthng_dffrnt: Aw sweet, the lads are playing baldur's gate
flatluigi: maybe one day but they'll need a new client specifically for multiplayer probably
covo375: It IS a shame Paul
TheThirdTail: It's not bad, but a reasonable disclaimer
RaginCaucaJhin: Do you like this or MOM more Adam?
NewtyNewts: Don't think he selected on the card reader, still picking from the options he opened
midnightcurryjazz: Multiplayer is being worked on for arena. So eventually
ShifuDaxiongmao: it's ok, we enjoy Adam's enjoyment
RaginCaucaJhin: Also I get you, I can be entertained by a cereal box!
MegaDosX: Yeah, for better or worse Arena was designed for 1vs1, meaning multiplayer would need either a rebuild or a new client
flatluigi: i think that elminster is genuinely pricey
Mr_Horrible: He doesn't have to be value, to be valued
MTBoot: If your bar is too low, that IS a bad thing, because you're very tall! You'll hurt your back bending down to pick up your drink from the bar!
garb10: Nothing wrong with enjoying the monkey clashing the symbols together
MegaDosX: And the set of cards in Arena is quite literally thousands of cards short of being able to have Commander as a format
midnightcurryjazz: They mentioned in the last financial call that they are working on it
DarknessKingCoH: It was probably because the only thing worth money was the dragons around release.
drcthulu: it's 4.36 USD
MegaDosX: I think the Ancient Copper Dragon is quite expensive now
MegaDosX: Since it makes treasures
r10pez10: there is value in playing with your mates
flatluigi: well, card kingdom has borderless foil elminster for eight bucks which i guess is pricey enough
kynelwynn: It has to be something every deck wants
drcthulu: 50$+
kumatsu: the only thing here worth money is the CONTENT, subscribe at patreon
NewtyNewts: Cardboard is a tough speculative market
fhorrigan: Fewer Sheoldred's please
RealGamerCow: odds are there's going to be something better in like 2 months when the next set comes out
Mr_Horrible: it's also the fact that every card that *could* be chase has like 10 variant arts
MTBoot: Every time you scry, you do a cool thing, and every time we kiss, my creature can fly~
Juliamon: We're in a heavy power creep era
r10pez10: does chase still make credit cards
flatluigi: smopter
AtrusOfMyst: MTG players are opinionated babies, generally speaking
maniac_fish: ah yes, the evils of capitalism at work
thraximore: I recently bought Smuggler's Copter for less than a dollar, couldn't be happier
goombalax: chase cards are good when they are fancy versions of readily available cards
TheSilverGekko: watching the pro tour today and theres like 66% of decks playing fable of the mirror breaker
Chesul: people want chase cards they own to be expensive, but the ones they don't own to be cheap.
MegaDosX: I mean, he's not wrong
RealGamerCow: Wizards should flood the market with the power 9 to destroy the secondary market
ArcOfTheConclave: copter was so busted
Juliamon: And when that Jace came out everyone dumpstered it
MegaDosX: Imagine being that wrong, like those people
Juliamon: And then like a month later they were like "OH WAIT"
Mr_Horrible: SO many people thought JVP was bad
kynelwynn: heh, reddit can't evaluate cards
r10pez10: (turns out cameron was correct)
kumatsu: and then he went out to be format-defining
Mr_Horrible: oh noooooo
VazSun: and then it ended up being like 80+ iirc
korvys: Yes, I suppose compared to JtMS it's bad, lol
SK__Ren: I wish I had. I designed a modern miracles deck around him and uhh, hes too expensive for me now
Juliamon: I definitely sold mine too soon
flatluigi: wow
r10pez10: WOW
MegaDosX: @korvys To be fair, comparing most cards to JTMS you'll fine they're less good
NewtyNewts: For every Apple, there's a Betamax
Metric_Furlong: Alex.
bytecaster: At some point magic players need to stop commenting on cards before they are released, the L supply has run out.
DeM0nFiRe:
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BusTed:
Alas_Babylon: Oofa and Doofa have both been called
Loonatic93: Well, at least you are asking.
Mr_Horrible:
oh my god Alex
v_nome: 'splain
midnightcurryjazz:
niccus: oh, you know, mixed-use urbanism
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thraximore: OH
SocraticMethod: @v_nome Settler-colonialism
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thraximore: that took me a second
Tiber727: Alex will give it back later.
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thraximore:
MTBoot: As an Englishman, I also feel very uncomfortable asking other people if I can "borrow" their land
thraximore:
@MTBoot 
SnowBuddy18: yeah, but, I mean, it could be worse
NewtyNewts: Oh doy, I just got it.
thraximore: @NewtyNewts don't worry it took me a second too
NewtyNewts: I feel like stupid Canadaperson
Juliamon: Well, at least you owned up to that stupidity. Some countries haven't bothered even that
HadesLeprechaun: You just put the commander is the one different sleeve
r10pez10: see you on the other side
MegaDosX: If Adam plays Miirym and one or more of his bomb dragons that could end the game quickly too
The_Passerby: WHo is the alliance?
The_Passerby: Who will beyray who?
ShifuDaxiongmao: @The_Passerby I hear Cam favors Cam, but it might just be a rumor
MTBoot: Serge betrayed us all by not being here
NewtyNewts: No beholders shown yet, I doubt there'll be much beraying.
MTBoot: (for clarity's sake, that was a joke!)
The_Passerby: @The_Passerby Has this been confirmed by intelligence agents?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did i miss why they were doing it open information?
NewtyNewts: Table space and camera display, probably.
Juliamon: It was originally intended to be a draft
Juliamon: so everyone was going to see most of the cards anyway
r10pez10: but serge was crushed by a giant chicken sandwich or something
flatluigi: stepped on another wasp nest
Juliamon: in his defense it was really fuckin big
chaostreader: Serge missed an on board trick.
Alas_Babylon: That chicken sandwich had trample, it was so big
Juliamon: easy 3/5
SocraticMethod: 5/7, perfect score
smthng_dffrnt: 5/7 star sandwich, no notes
smthng_dffrnt: truly was a honkin sandwich
silv3r_54: If a sandwich has vigilance does that mean it gives you indigestion ?
thraximore: that'd be infect
smthng_dffrnt: deathtouch?
thraximore: or maybe toxic
DigitalSeahorse: eff an ad
Veraphage: No, but it will go straight through you.
DigitalSeahorse: 2 ads
NewtyNewts: Double strike would have it repeat on you
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NewtyNewts: @Veraphage Sounds more like trample to me
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airylan: "that sandwich has *reach* ?!"
trebuchetboy: vigilance would be it remaining standing after biting it. Tapping would be it falling over
silv3r_54: Hidden reach
NewtyNewts: @airylan Toothpick with an olive. Hides it so well.
silv3r_54: Sandwich with menace just means two people need to share it
chaostreader: I would be worried if a sandwich had flying or lifelink.
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r10pez10: cheeseburger with phasing please
Juliamon: Hidden toothpick would be deathtouch
trebuchetboy:
Chimken Sandwich
MegaDosX: What about a sandwich with Myriad?
Veraphage: party sub
r10pez10: i'll take one with ninjitsu
definenull: it seems small, but it really fills you up
MegaDosX: Or Dredge?
Alas_Babylon: A sandwich with lifelink is just one you'd describe as a life-changing experience
DigitalSeahorse: I didn't figure Alex would be playing Commander
silv3r_54: When this burger enters the battlefield, surveil 1
NewtyNewts: @r10pez10 Where'd I put it down again...
chaostreader: Sandwiches with dethrone shouldnโt be eaten by kings.
trebuchetboy: @MegaDosX cutting up a party sub for each person
Alas_Babylon: @silv3r_54 That's you selecting the condiments?
Alas_Babylon: Or taking out the pickles?
r10pez10: one sandwich, to go, For Mirrodin!
MegaDosX: Sandwich with Retrace?
silv3r_54:
Yeah taking out the toppings you didnโt want
Alas_Babylon: hrh
Alas_Babylon: heh*
NewtyNewts: @r10pez10 Ordered a burger, received a brisket
Juliamon: Cascade into a slider
MrSnooter: !song
Alas_Babylon: That's the side of fries!
silv3r_54: Sandwich with encore means youโre paying for it twice
r10pez10: NewtyNewts wouldn't complain tbh
NewtyNewts: @Juliamon Ah, the chaser
RealGamerCow: all fast food has flash
SocraticMethod: Now I'm ravenous and have to make a snack. Thanks, chat.
MegaDosX: What about Rebound?
Alas_Babylon: Here's a challenge for y'all
r10pez10: i'm not eating a sandwich that has been in a graveyard
Alas_Babylon: a sandwich with defender
NewtyNewts: @MegaDosX Mouth was in the way
MrSnooter: guys is there a place to find the music played on stream?
Juliamon: Alas_Babylon Leftover
trebuchetboy: @MegaDosX throwing it up?
DigitalSeahorse: I has bacon spinach noods
Juliamon: !bgc
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Alas_Babylon: !bgc
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Alas_Babylon: heck
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MrSnooter: Thank you guys
Juliamon: also on screen!
MegaDosX: Hah
MegaDosX: Sandwich with Ripple
MrSnooter: Thanks missed that
NewtyNewts: @Alas_Babylon One of those serving baskets turned over on top of the sandwich like a mini-cage
MegaDosX: Am I just picking obscure keywords? Probably, what are you going to do about it?
KeytarCat: @MegaDosX You keep finding bits in your beard?
trebuchetboy: Now do Horsemanship chat
silv3r_54:
Deathtouch 
MegaDosX: Banding!
NewtyNewts: @MegaDosX Everything tastes like cheeseburger to you now
NewtyNewts: @MegaDosX Deli plate!
airylan: Sadiwch with Cascade?
Alas_Babylon: The chips on the side
Juliamon: I did cascade
Alas_Babylon: And yeah, Juliamon did it
TheDangerWaffle: sup!
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chaostreader: Sandwich with changeling, tastes like a lot of different sandwiches
DigitalSeahorse:
Juliamon: Overrun is one of those over-stacked sandwiches that fall apart immediately
theevermist: Pour one out for player 4
Fruan: It me.
NewtyNewts: Sounds like LRR
Dmc3628: ripped nasty
Utterend: slivers smell bad by default
Alas_Babylon: Slivers but they kept a one lander and never found a second one
silv3r_54: Wow
r10pez10: never keep a one hander
Alas_Babylon: The number of the ... draft
thraximore: 667, the number of the weast
midnightcurryjazz: spread out cam, you have an entire boardside to yourself
silv3r_54: Worcestershire
possummtg: Just A Car
kynelwynn: Reading the card spells the card
midnightcurryjazz: put your deck on the other side! take what is yours!
silv3r_54: TWO JOBS
SocraticMethod: El Minster!
NewtyNewts: Just a car!
silv3r_54: Hardest working commander in town
draco_301: Are prime subs still a thing?
niccus: el mintser gigante
Veraphage: el minster gigante
BrowneePoints: Elminster Elmar?
Mai_Andra: like a car, but it's just stickier.
BrowneePoints: What the heck is his last name
possummtg: Everyone playing on brand today, nice
Metric_Furlong: random trivia: "Justiciar" is the original word; 'justicar' is a corruption of it
LRRbot: Prized Statue [2] | Artifact | When Prized Statue enters the battlefield or is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a Treasure token.
r10pez10: minst & el
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
r10pez10: pretty signet art
BrowneePoints: Elminster AUMAR*
NewtyNewts: Says the dragonmaster
BrowneePoints: Damn I was close
LRRbot: Greatsword of Tyr [1W] | Artifact โ Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it and tap up to one target creature defending player controls. / Equip {W}
TheWriterAleph: what a great sword
Mr_Horrible:
get he ass
Alas_Babylon: Medium Sword of Tyr
kynelwynn: What a great sword
possummtg: "I'm gonna Tyr you a new one!"
MegaDosX: Ward 2 is real
LRRbot: Bronze Walrus [3] | Artifact Creature โ Walrus [2/2] | When Bronze Walrus enters the battlefield, scry 2. / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
kynelwynn: coo coo kerchoo
kumatsu: What a Great Sword
BrowneePoints: Love the walrus
TheThirdTail: Bronze Walrus sounds like some kind of euphamism, but I'm not sure for what
LRRbot: Swashbuckler Extraordinaire [2R] | Creature โ Dragon Rogue Warrior [2/2] | When Swashbuckler Extraordinaire enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice one or more Treasures. When you do, up to that many target creatures gain double strike until end of turn.
NewtyNewts: mana mana.
ShifuDaxiongmao: the not yet great sword
TheWriterAleph: aye give im the old bronze walrus mate
kynelwynn: Bronze Walrus is a variant on the Brass Monkey in that there's no banana liquer but instead just four ounces of blubber
NewtyNewts: Any number of treasures?!
definenull: i love that rule zero
Lord_Durin: good rule
LRRbot: Navigation Orb [3] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Navigation Orb: Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePoints: Hell yea Adam on team fun
MegaDosX: Adam doing his Boss Nass impression is the best
LRRbot: Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm [3GUR] | Legendary Creature โ Dragon Spirit [6/6] | Flying, ward {2} / Whenever another nontoken Dragon enters the battlefield under your control, create a token that's a copy of it, except the token isn't legendary.
NewtyNewts: Big dargs has meen called
silv3r_54: What a great rule 0
MegaDosX: I like it as a house rule
theevermist: In our group usually what we do is someone else scrys you to a land
trebuchetboy: homie hour
TetraRay: i like that rule
MegaDosX: Just exchange a card in your hand for a basic and shuffle your library
asthanius: the stakes have never existed
raulghoulia: I was promised steaks
drcthulu: The stakes have never been lower
land_manatee: What was the rule?
Pharmacistjudge: of course there are no steaks, cameron is vegetarian, right?
MegaDosX: Good guy Savidan
r10pez10: being nice is nice
Dread_Pirate_Westley: You can always agree to draw a game.
silv3r_54: What a bro
asthanius: you're allowed to do it if the kid is under 13
LRRbot: Beckoning Will-o'-Wisp [2W] | Creature โ Spirit [1/3] | Flying / Lure the Unwary โ At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose an opponent. / Creatures attacking the last chosen player get +1/+0.
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah but then you reported him to the judge for improper mulligan
definenull: adam the hero we need but don't deserve
maniac_fish: eh it's prerelease, I do free mulls for people all the time
possummtg: If anyone is treating prerelease competitively they are messed up in the head
silv3r_54:
MegaDosX: Oh that's a neat creature
mastershake29x: you can do that, no, you essentially agree an intentional draw and play another
LRRbot: Ingenious Artillerist [2R] | Creature โ Human Artificer [3/1] | Whenever one or more artifacts enter the battlefield under your control, Ingenious Artillerist deals that much damage to each opponent.
thraximore: cool design
NewtyNewts: Combat choice for cam?
LRRbot: Ghost Lantern // Bind Spirit | Ghost Lantern [B] | Artifact โ Equipment | Whenever a creature you control dies, put a +1/+1 counter on equipped creature. / Equip {1} // Bind Spirit [1B] | Instant โ Adventure | Return target creature card from your graveyard to your hand.
NotCainNorAbel:
@DeM0nFiRe
HadesLeprechaun: love the artillerist, super powerful
kynelwynn: Sure it isn't an Igneous Artillerist?
theevermist: I feel like getting hit by a latern would do more than 1 damage
silv3r_54: is:land
definenull: OH NO
MegaDosX: Oh.
asthanius: OOF
LRRbot: Tiamat's Fanatics [4R] | Creature โ Dragon Warrior [4/3] | Haste / Myriad
MegaDosX: Shit.
thraximore: wait
MothsAfterglow: Sedimentary Cavalryman
raulghoulia: woof
definenull: beep and also beep
MegaDosX: Myriad's a hell of a thing
TetraRay: vrooom
NewtyNewts: Big oofs.
Dmc3628: das a paddlin
thraximore: isn't it just one?
drcthulu: wait they're 4 of them
thraximore: OH!
trebuchetboy: holy
thraximore: the commander
LRRbot: Pseudodragon Familiar [2U] | Creature โ Dragon [2/1] | Flying / {2}{U}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Alex's life total needs to be updated too
land_manatee: This is getting out of hand?
NewtyNewts: Pusswaydo!
kynelwynn: I want some Psuedo salad
MegaDosX: Pseudodragons are dragon variants in D&D
MrSnooter: Lol paswaydoe
airylan: sometimes they're Fey
ShifuDaxiongmao: I think shapeshifter would have fit
asthanius: Will O Wisp trigger btw
mister_nibbles: i thought pseudodragons were fae
silv3r_54: Your Go
kumatsu: Serge, go ahead
KWardJenx: Fey
TheThirdTail: Pseudodragons do in fact have the dragon typing in D&D, sooooo...
land_manatee: They're Sort-o-dragons
silv3r_54: Your Go. Sorry! Oops!
NewtyNewts: I'm guessing Cam just chooses Adamm
frootloop_enema:
is Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm the new Yarok for Adam? 
asthanius: It affects other people attacking them, too
asthanius: Not just your creatures
objectivefailure: Dogs are hereby renamed pseudowolves.
MegaDosX: Some people will scoop quickly, yeah
Dmc3628: its evident
NewtyNewts: It affects Adam/Alex's creatures too
LRRbot: Guildsworn Prowler [1B] | Creature โ Tiefling Rogue Assassin [2/1] | Deathtouch / When Guildsworn Prowler dies, if it wasn't blocking, draw a card.
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: my big brain can anticipate a defeat in turn 2
MegaDosX: Yeah Cam if you pick Adam then it means Alex hitting Adam would hit harder
Dmc3628: on arena t1 hand attack is my scooper
MegaDosX: Or vice versa
niccus: arena is about to enter steam, so that might be. an interesting injection of players
mastershake29x: historic brawl needs something to dissuade insta-concedes
LarkSachrosis: Oh yeah. so many HB players concede immediately.
LarkSachrosis: Like, at least play the first few turns to see how it shakes out. I could've kept something real dumb!
MegaDosX: I'll scoop if it's a commander that I don't think my deck can beat, or if they're one that I don't want to play against because I find it miserable, but I'll generally try to play it out
Revelia: I insta concede if I know whether I win or lose I'm not going to have a good time
laikagoat: theres only so many back to back atraxa games i can endure without auto scooping
AkiraBalance27: have a 90% opponent concede rate on turn 1 thoughtseize or thoughtseize equivalent
NewtyNewts: Is it a flyer?
drcthulu: making copies
MegaDosX: You have the original, a copy, and then both made a copy each
asthanius: a copy and a faker copy
mastershake29x: atraxa should be in the top-tier but doesn't seem to be
MegaDosX: Miirym's good, yo
ShifuDaxiongmao: so a copy and a pseudo copy?
LRRbot: Druidic Ritual [2G] | Sorcery | You may mill three cards. Then return up to one creature card and up to one land card from your graveyard to your hand.
LRRbot: Dragonborn Looter [1U] | Creature โ Dragon Rogue [1/2] | {1}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.
mjiig: Huh, I guess it matter with myriad who's being attacked by the original and who's being attacked by the copies, that's annoying...
NewtyNewts: Doesnt have to be the milled cards either
DigitalSeahorse: dragon gold is magic gold
LRRbot: Fire Diamond [2] | Artifact | Fire Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {R}.
LRRbot: Pseudodragon Familiar [2U] | Creature โ Dragon [2/1] | Flying / {2}{U}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
DeM0nFiRe: Sweater Dragon
ShifuDaxiongmao: a pseudo greatsword!
LRRbot: Ambition's Cost [3B] | Sorcery | You draw three cards and you lose 3 life.
TheThirdTail: Aren't pseudodragons like a foot long? I'd like to see it weild a greatsword
NewtyNewts: Sotra-dragging
RealGamerCow: @DeM0nFiRe I've seen that hentai
Pharmacistjudge: yes?
definenull:
MegaDosX: Judge, my opponent is making weird noises
r10pez10: why joker from batman selling santa a spiderweb
laundreydhull:
Is judge?
DarknessKingCoH:
That's a great sword 
MegaDosX: !card zhentarim bandit
LRRbot: Zhentarim Bandit [1B] | Creature โ Halfling Rogue [2/1] | Whenever Zhentarim Bandit attacks, you may pay 1 life. If you do, create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Zhentarim Bandit [1B] | Creature โ Halfling Rogue [2/1] | Whenever Zhentarim Bandit attacks, you may pay 1 life. If you do, create a Treasure token.
laundreydhull:
isn't here either...
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DigitalSeahorse: *nudges everyone's cameras*
LadyMajima:
LRRbot: Renari, Merchant of Marvels [3U] | Legendary Creature โ Dragon Artificer [2/4] | You may cast Dragon spells and artifact spells as though they had flash. / Choose a Background
MegaDosX: Miirym makes them nonlegendary copies
definenull: haha it non-bos with miirym \s
definenull: double flash
DarknessKingCoH: A dragon with a claws
LRRbot: Gray Harbor Merfolk [1U] | Creature โ Merfolk Rogue [0/3] | Gray Harbor Merfolk can't be blocked. / Gray Harbor Merfolk gets +2/+0 as long as you control a commander that's a creature or planeswalker.
DigitalSeahorse:
definitely real dragon says hi
Davlenagain: Hey Adam , AEW had a cinematic match tonight on rampage. It was broken Matt hardy and friend vs the Firm. It was stupid fun
Dmc3628: yeah mirim makes non legend copies and that gets outta hand real dam fast
NewtyNewts: Backup flasher (!)
r10pez10: dragon deck pretty scary
Favre_the_Undead: i think there might be a game 2
Tz_BG: Adam did not choose a background.
MegaDosX: Can you imagine if Adam had Spark Double in his deck
NewtyNewts: Dragonomicon.
MegaDosX: @Tz_BG Adam actually couldn't choose a background; you need to have a commander with Choose a Background on it to have one in your command zone
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LRRbot: Alora, Merry Thief [2U] | Legendary Creature โ Halfling Rogue [3/2] | Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. / Choose a Background
DigitalSeahorse: so Merry
DigitalSeahorse: so Thief
Tz_BG: @MegaDosX Thanks for that info. I have not played this set at all.
DarknessKingCoH: Alora, friend to Ninjas
NewtyNewts: Such unblock
LRRbot: Warehouse Thief [3R] | Creature โ Tiefling Rogue [4/2] | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.
MegaDosX: @Tz_BG No problem! I haven't played it in paper but I've seen it played before
LRRbot: Treasure Keeper [4] | Artifact Creature โ Construct [3/3] | When Treasure Keeper dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card with mana value 3 or less. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put all revealed cards not cast this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: Keywordless cascade!
MegaDosX: On death but whatever
DigitalSeahorse: Treasure
LoadingReadyRun: Any commander can make use of Backgrounds in your deck
LadyMajima: they have trapper keepers at office max/depot stores
r10pez10: fun to say
DMGlol:
why was the school work called trapper 
kynelwynn: It kept your trapts
land_manatee: Trapped and kept your shtuff
LadyMajima: possibly in clearance
MegaDosX: Yeah you can put Backgrounds in your deck as one of the cards, you just can't have it in your command zone unless your commander says Choose a Background
ShaneLeeAtk: My only Trapper Keeper had all my TTRPG characters in it
NewtyNewts: Huntin' trapper keeper
DigitalSeahorse: they trap you into trying to break into it but you can't cause it's locked with a key
Loonatic93: The company was called Trapper, and it kept stuff for you.
definenull: is alex going down to cmdr damage?
TheDangerWaffle: may we all fondly remember middle school with our trapper keepers
MegaDosX: Joey Schultz has a deck that is built around cards that care about and affect commander cards, and he runs a bunch of backgrounds in the deck
TetraRay: ohhh nooo
Datnade012: Whew...finally got a 7 win draft in MoM
MegaDosX: Yeah 21
DMGlol: 214
DigitalSeahorse: stuff is also trapped inside until you set it free
MegaDosX: !card elminster
LRRbot: Elminster [3WU] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Elminster [5] | Whenever you scry, the next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of cards looked at while scrying this way. / [+2]: Draw a card, then scry 2. / [โ3]: Exile the top card of your library. Create a number of 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature tokens with flying equal to that card's mana value. / Elminster can be your commander.
DMGlol: 21*
DarknessKingCoH: Elminstro Gigante
LRRbot: Elminster [3WU] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Elminster [5] | Whenever you scry, the next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of cards looked at while scrying this way. / [+2]: Draw a card, then scry 2. / [โ3]: Exile the top card of your library. Create a number of 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature tokens with flying equal to that card's mana value. / Elminster can be your commander.
TheDangerWaffle: @DigitalSeahorse lmao
NewtyNewts: El minstro spidro
DigitalSeahorse: El Minscre
MegaDosX: No land one time
frootloop_enema: Elminster, slinging some spells, making tokens!
LRRbot: Minimus Containment [2W] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant nonland permanent / Enchanted permanent is a Treasure artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color," and it loses all other abilities.
VazSun: blind flip, quite bold
MegaDosX: That would have been good to deal with Miirym for a bit but oh well
DigitalSeahorse:
TheDangerWaffle 
HadesLeprechaun: dang that couldve taken out miirym
NewtyNewts: Shame to lose the aura for Adam's dargon though
r10pez10: cam leaves and they just start making primate noises lol
MegaDosX: Let's be real, even if Miirym gets removed now he's coming back with the quickness
DigitalSeahorse:
frootloop_enema: any Jikk-ster enjoyers?
itira: GORL
DigitalSeahorse:
definenull: yeah esp with flash
MegaDosX: Also because I just checked, I'll revise my statement: she's coming back with the quickness even if she's removed
MegaDosX: Miirym is a female dragon spirit
DigitalSeahorse: Minimus Containment, another type of trapper keeper
kynelwynn: But is she down with the quickness?
LRRbot: Sailors' Bane [7UU] | Creature โ Dragon Turtle [7/7] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each card you own in exile and in your graveyard that's an instant card, a sorcery card, or a card that has an Adventure. / Ward {4}
MegaDosX: Wow.
TetraRay: oh my turtle
VazSun: whoa there buddy
thraximore:
itira:
LRRbot: Murder [1BB] | Instant | Destroy target creature.
NewtyNewts: mrrdrr
SK__Ren: Is Mirim on cast or etb?
definenull: etb
MegaDosX: Miirym is on ETB
Serpens77: is Myriam cast or etb for the copy?
NewtyNewts: except actually bb
Serpens77: ok
MegaDosX: It's why the Mirror and Panharmonicon make her even more cracked
LRRbot: Miirym, Sentinel Wyrm [3GUR] | Legendary Creature โ Dragon Spirit [6/6] | Flying, ward {2} / Whenever another nontoken Dragon enters the battlefield under your control, create a token that's a copy of it, except the token isn't legendary.
definenull: she's back
DigitalSeahorse: Wyrm
DigitalSeahorse: hehehhe
NewtyNewts: Alex using that Geri's Game laugj
DigitalSeahorse: boo urns
DigitalSeahorse: non fire burials only
MurphEP:
DarknessKingCoH: Battle boo urns or grey manes
r10pez10: i feel attacked but also adam's correct
flatluigi: wow adam
MegaDosX: But what if they want to switch?
forshamesir: threat assesment? in my commander?
MegaDosX: What if they are verses?
Badchop:
Ferisar: just got here: wow adam
IsSecretlyPaul: he isn't wrong
NewtyNewts: 2 discount this turn on instant/sorcery for cam
Veraphage: treat assessment > threat assessment
IsSecretlyPaul: it would be nice to have one top and one bottom
AkiraBalance27: everything in limited is a threat
Khalstrom: Player removal is planeswalker removal.
itira: its always "wow Adam" there doesnt need to be a reason.
Ferisar: @IsSecretlyPaul hey
a_Weakling: Just got on, was there a 4th person at the table?
saucemaster5000: Boston Creme!
onarampage: maple bar
r10pez10: like, a plain slice of apple?
kynelwynn: maple old-fashioned
IsSecretlyPaul: Adam is correct apple fritters are op
TS_Terrapin: 2/3 of us at the end of my last game forgot the winning players' commander gave their stuff hexproof. Big threat miss
AkiraBalance27: @a_Weakling nope
IsSecretlyPaul: @Ferisar U
DMGlol:
apple fritter is considered a donut
LRRbot: Undercellar Sweep [4W] | Enchantment | When Undercellar Sweep enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, if you or a player you're attacking has the initiative, you create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.
LoadingReadyRun:
does your Commander have to be in play to cast your Background from the command zone?
DigitalSeahorse: Honey Crullers are mmmmm but sometimes I feel overly sweetened after eating
Ferisar: @IsSecretlyPaul r u done with ur minis
MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun I don't think so
betweenmyself:
Adam โWhat do you MEAN, โAdam!โ?โ Savidan 
Pharmacistjudge: like an eclair is also not a doughnut, but we consider it one, so i think apple fritter is fine
IsSecretlyPaul: im about to be done with the first unit
DigitalSeahorse: my ability to handle sweets has changed
HadesLeprechaun: @LoadingReadyRun no
Juliamon: Who considers eclairs donuts??
thraximore:
DarknessKingCoH: Hot and fresh Tom Thumb mini donuts are goated
DMGlol:
DigitalSeahorse:
drcthulu: everyday I'm shuffling
DigitalSeahorse:
blip2004:
NewtyNewts: @LoadingReadyRun I believe it doesn't have to, but apart from being played it has no practical effect until they are in play
HadesLeprechaun: you can cast the Backgrounds from the command zone independent of the commander, and it gets commander taxed separately as well
itira:
Pharmacistjudge: I know plenty of people saying an eclair is their favorite doughnut
r10pez10: cool initiative marker
NewtyNewts: Make the soldiers too!
TetraRay: lol
r10pez10: my favourite donut is plain cinnamon
a_Weakling: oh dip
thraximore: KKona
definenull: KKona ?
MurphEP: KKona
theevermist: Wat
itira: true bestie
DigitalSeahorse: gif of Jason and Freddie Kruger dancing to rad tunes
laikagoat: KKona
VazSun: KKona
HadesLeprechaun: Cams commander discounts spells on Scry, yeah?
chaostreader: Cam should have 2 soldiers.
objectivefailure: American Adam scares me
LRRbot: Blur [2U] | Instant | Exile target creature you control, then return that card to the battlefield under its owner's control. / Draw a card.
anbuagent12: Adam, no more sugar after 7
MegaDosX: Three mana flicker spell
DigitalSeahorse: xD
NewtyNewts: Discounted by Elminster
MegaDosX: Please no
DigitalSeahorse:
woooooohoooooo
raulghoulia: song 2?
VazSun: Cam should have two soldiers since he had the initiative?
HadesLeprechaun: @MegaDosX one mana tho, thanks to elminster
thraximore:
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahhh
r10pez10: !clip
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itira: of course right yes yes yes
JusticeJuice: That sound like a Luffy line.
Ferisar: sugar lines?
DMGlol: really feeling that pump
forshamesir: all sorts of adam lore coming from this stream
SnowBuddy18: @anbuagent12 but it's not 7 yet
saucemaster5000: We got him boys, take him in
JohnPraw: So that's how he does it.
MegaDosX: Is that your secret to how you'll beat Scott N?
mister_nibbles: better than doing lines before? i guess?
Juliamon: Preworkout but post-workout
Ferisar: i knew a girl in HS who snorted sugar lines
ThePixelSavage: family stream Adam! Christian, family stream Adam! Abort!
Pharmacistjudge: Adam, how do you expect to beat Scott N without doing them?
arkham1981: That makes sense now a days. Cocaine is cheaper than most of the pre-workouts you can buy.
r10pez10: yes, one hour ago is your past
mister_nibbles:
Grimnus: Lore is everything
NewtyNewts: Bake him away, toys
KeytarCat: Lore is habits
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: Your actions echo in eternity, Maximus
KeytarCat: In this case?
itira: everything is Lore if its worth talking about
DigitalSeahorse: doing lions in the bathroom is both unsanitary and beastiality
flatluigi: are there any dadsin chat
gundamschwing: Adam walks to a squat bar, does a line off the entire thing, then hits a massive squat
MegaDosX: They spell their surnames differently
thraximore:
flatluigi: jesus
MurphEP:
theevermist:
TheDangerWaffle: LMAO
r10pez10: emotional rollercoaster
saucemaster5000: Really excited when she got stuc
MegaDosX: This stream is unhinged, I love it
DarknessKingCoH:
VazSun:
forshamesir: HES DEAD
TetraRay: killed a man
Alas_Babylon: Local Man Murdered
Simonark: SO'S SHE.
ThePixelSavage:
VazSun: nice job holding it adam
grgriffin3: This is a good stream and I am glad I'm here for it.
r10pez10: this stream rocks
SocraticMethod: Cam just killed a man on live stream
NewtyNewts: Nomination for all-time stream highlights
laikagoat: can we have gwen poole instead?
mister_nibbles: there's versions of gwen with powers yeah
Favre_the_Undead: and gwenpool is aroace
kumatsu: ^
jonasjonIV: GwenPoole? The ace icon?
drcthulu: go to cheat step
anbuagent12: OH GOD. Gwenpoole would be bad. We'd be in a meta-storm of which there is no escape
trebuchetboy: oh
NewtyNewts: Adam, this is Magic: The Gathering
MegaDosX: That seems fair
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betweenmyself:
We need a Marvel Universe where Gwen Stacy is Peter Parkerโs uncleโฆ Uncle Gwen 
TheSilverGekko: picked up this stream on a whim; i quite like it
HadesLeprechaun: did Cam ever make his soldiers from the enchantment when attacking with the Pseudodragon last turn?
itira: @TheSilverGekko welcome~
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LRRbot: Universal Solvent [1] | Artifact | {7}, {T}, Sacrifice Universal Solvent: Destroy target permanent.
MegaDosX: Oh neat
MegaDosX: Onboard tricks
DMGlol: ability
MegaDosX: WHAT
LRRbot: Wyll's Reversal [2R] | Instant | Choose target spell or ability with one or more targets. Roll a d20 and add the greatest power among creatures you control. / 1โ14 | You may choose new targets for that spell or ability. / 15+ | You may choose new targets for that spell or ability. Then copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Dmc3628: stifle
MegaDosX: Bolt Bend
DMGlol:
VazSun: Oh no
ThePixelSavage: Universal Solvent ... does not disolve the vial its held in. Another marketing lie!
r10pez10: either is good but higher is better
MegaDosX:
one time
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Alex, how could you do that to Cameron's commander?
Nuurgle: Alex still takes 6?
MegaDosX: Yeah Alex still takes six
r10pez10: it's funny because in chemistry the universal solvent is known as "water"
trebuchetboy: Damage
Dmc3628: extra spite on top that
MegaDosX: So you're dead on two axes if he hits you again with Miirym
TheDangerWaffle: Oof.
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Austere_Squire: alex, killing cam's commander and taking 6 for his trouble
kynelwynn: Winning Commander BfBG, Adam, that's what you're doing here
NewtyNewts: Magic, probably
SocraticMethod: @r10pez10 Only for polar solubles. The other universal solvent is Ethanol
LRRbot: Split the Spoils [2G] | Sorcery | Exile up to five target permanent cards from your graveyard and separate them into two piles. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
MegaDosX:
He says, dominating the game 
HadesLeprechaun: Initiative dungeon on Upkeep
Dmc3628: fof regrowth ish
NewtyNewts: @MegaDosX Now we just need a commander with Toxic so you can kill someone three ways at once
Revelia: Frog
saucemaster5000: send sudes
MegaDosX: Two counters on Sudafed
TheDangerWaffle: XD
NewtyNewts: Amogus chungus
r10pez10: SocraticMethod never the twain shall meet
TimIAm: Still love the little dungeon animation
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Goggles of Night [1U] | Artifact โ Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, scry 1, then draw a card. / Equip {2}
DigitalSeahorse:
itira:
kumatsu: this clip lives rent-free in Adam's head
land_manatee: Need clip
ThePixelSavage: i need a link to that clip, stat.
HadesLeprechaun: 2 more soldiers
LRRbot: Prophetic Prism [2] | Artifact | When Prophetic Prism enters the battlefield, draw a card. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
YTfriendofsquirrel: ALEX WE GOT THIS HOMIE
ghyllnox: Like Cheese Tax
betweenmyself:
Would have been great if he chased the kid onto a side room and the lid just turned around and shanked him. โI was the monster the whole time.โ
MegaDosX: Adam your dragon is a spirit, she died a while ago
AkiraBalance27: it's best life being killing his opponents
NewtyNewts: Is Cam collecting his soldiers?
r10pez10: turning turning wo
r10pez10: wow wow
HadesLeprechaun: wayneradiotv
anbuagent12: THERE IS NO FRIDGE
flatluigi: wayneradiotv is real good
PerrinGoldeneyes: Yes
Xavbull: That's him
anbuagent12: I LIED
DigitalSeahorse: ghyllnox I was listening to that this week too
oatway: wayneradio yes
NewtyNewts: Oh that clip
thanzo: and then there was NO FRIDGE
DigitalSeahorse: gotta pay the cheese tax
LRRbot: Clockwork Fox [3] | Artifact Creature โ Fox [3/2] | When Clockwork Fox leaves the battlefield, you draw two cards and each opponent draws a card.
flatluigi: he and his friends did the HLVRAI videos
MegaDosX: Oh sick Clockwork Fox
Pharmacistjudge: if your best life is being summoned into some magic pissing contest between two mage, that's not a great life.
saucemaster5000: "would've killed a mortal man"
anbuagent12: What do you mean you're at soup!?
SocraticMethod: That KID as back on the ESCALATOR AGAIN
TimIAm: Adam introduced me to Tom Cardy's have you checked your butt hole and I think about it constantly
PupSnap: Freaking Radko Gudas
Sethalidos: that's the guy responsible for Half-Life: The AI is self aware
chaostreader: !card shadowheart
LRRbot: Found 7 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
LarkSachrosis: Go! bweh...
MegaDosX: @anbuagent12 I'm at the soup store!
chaostreader: !card shadowheart dark justiciar
LRRbot: Shadowheart, Dark Justiciar [3B] | Legendary Creature โ Human Elf Cleric [3/4] | {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature: Draw X cards, where X is that creature's power. / Choose a Background
kumatsu: @TimIAm I once connected over brunch with a New Zealander talking about Big Breakfast
kynelwynn: Heart_beep_warning. wav
anbuagent12: @MegaDosX WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE!?
MegaDosX: @anbuagent12 BUS YOU
itira:
@MegaDosX
DigitalSeahorse:
time to release the trapper keeper innards! 
Austere_Squire: "I'm not attacking you." >casts lightning bolt
LRRbot: Young Red Dragon // Bathe in Gold | Young Red Dragon [3R] | Creature โ Dragon [3/2] | Flying / Young Red Dragon can't block. // Bathe in Gold [1R] | Instant โ Adventure | Create a Treasure token.
Alas_Babylon: Yung Dragn
MegaDosX: Maybe Adam decks himself
kumatsu: @MegaDosX Adam DID have that opponent this morning that was so busy styling that they decked themself
MegaDosX: @kumatsu Adam's streams usually don't align time-zone-wise for me so I didn't see it, who was their commander? Something Simic I assume?
DigitalSeahorse:
NewtyNewts: I thought that was James?
thanzo:
TimIAm: No weirder than the rest of us
AkiraBalance27: perfectly normal
ShaneLeeAtk: This is PEAK content
midnightcurryjazz:
Alex - " "
jessieimproved: yes and we love you
jessieimproved: weird people are the best people
MegaDosX: Adam gets the initiative
itira: what kind of dounut
LRRbot: Split the Spoils [2G] | Sorcery | Exile up to five target permanent cards from your graveyard and separate them into two piles. An opponent chooses one of those piles. Put that pile into your hand and the other into your graveyard.
protocol_gamma: Wouldn't it be 5 cause of the unblockable?
kynelwynn: How many animate, living donuts do you know, Alex?
MegaDosX: Initiative needs to pass from Cam to Adam now
Alas_Babylon: Yep, Adam has initiative now
LRRbot: Tiamat's Fanatics [4R] | Creature โ Dragon Warrior [4/3] | Haste / Myriad
Leppa790: Agreed, it was 5 damage, not 3
MegaDosX: Back into the graveyard
MegaDosX: So initiative now?
MegaDosX: Oh right that
a_Weakling: land ho
MegaDosX: Adam has been drawing like mad
MegaDosX: She seems easy to accidentally mill out with
DigitalSeahorse:
Xavbull: make sure he doesn't have a Jace!
Dmc3628: doopa doo
LRRbot: Korlessa, Scale Singer [GU] | Legendary Creature โ Dragon Bard [1/4] | You may look at the top card of your library any time. / You may cast Dragon spells from the top of your library.
flatluigi: wow
TetraRay: LOL
MegaDosX: There's a lot of dragons in this set tbf
itira:
Xavbull: love this card
TheDangerWaffle: PFT
DigitalSeahorse:
Favre_the_Undead: lol
kumatsu: I'm glad Adam is having fun
thanzo: the nลซt
saucemaster5000: this stream is why you don't let Adam go to the gym right before an evening show.
VazSun: wow he did have the nuts
Loonatic93: This stream is a clip-arama.
saucemaster5000: it's like giving a cat catnip and letting them loose in an aviary
Pharmacistjudge: my goodness. how you inflected that word....
anbuagent12: the ๐ฅ
itira: ahoohoo aheehee horf
MegaDosX: Come on Cam, draw that Wrath of God that's totally in your deck
kynelwynn: Most of this stream's gonna be in the highlight reel
KWardJenx: So much content in this content.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Adam should get a Korlessa copy, right?
MegaDosX: He did get one
flatluigi: rude, saucemaster
NewtyNewts: He's on white, he definitely has it.
kynelwynn: You went to the gym, Adam, can you show us a weird flex?
itira:
Obviously Adam isnt allowed to have a good time 
jonasjonIV: this is peak Adam, I love it
kumatsu: a hubbah-wah?
MegaDosX: Miirym makes complicated board states
r10pez10: korless this mess
Pharmacistjudge: but if we don't parse it, we can't compare DPS numbers
NewtyNewts: KO?
Dmc3628: meanwhile we can look at top card as our right
MegaDosX: It's the sort of thing where I'd honestly suggest Infinitokens to keep easier track of what your board is
betweenmyself:
Hey Adam, your Joie de Vivre is at like a nine, Iโm gonna need ya to bring it down to a four, mkay?
MegaDosX: Enchantment triggers too doesn't it?
laikagoat: yep
LRRbot: Stunning Strike [2U] | Enchantment โ Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / When Stunning Strike enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature and remove it from combat. / As long as enchanted creature isn't legendary, it doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
MegaDosX: Oh wow
NewtyNewts: thought
SocraticMethod: B'Gon
shendaras: Are the soldiers entering and attacking? or just entering?
MegaDosX: That's very flavourful for Stunning Strike
TimIAm: My wife planted some lovely Begone-yas
laikagoat: soldiers also attacking
thanzo: b'gonyas
YFiddler: begone, weenie
DarknessKingCoH: Does Alora do anything during combat?
MegaDosX: !card undercellar sweep
LRRbot: Undercellar Sweep [4W] | Enchantment | When Undercellar Sweep enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, if you or a player you're attacking has the initiative, you create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.
NewtyNewts: Quantity over quality tokens
MegaDosX: The plan with it is to make it easier for you to claim the initiative I guess
MegaDosX: NICE
MegaDosX: Excellent angle shooting
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That doesn't work, the token doesn't exist when the ability triggers.
MegaDosX: Can't you stack the triggers?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: @MegaDosX You need to choose the target when the trigger goes on the stack.
MegaDosX: Ah
agentcaleb: it could of been the one of the tokens from before tho
MegaDosX: Yeah maybe
Pharmacistjudge: the classic BG strat,; open door, cast cloudkill, close door.
DarknessKingCoH: DM we do that
itira:
Adam
TimIAm: Bustin' makes me -feel good- draw cards
Doncromatic: why is there only 3?
kumatsu: yo is Adam Bustin'?
Mr_Horrible: he's finna
DMGlol: fire mage is gonna be popping off next patch
Kelderan: Popping off or combusting?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BrowneePoints: Bustin makes him feel good
BrowneePoints: no wait
kumatsu: and then Fire Mage stopped being good and we never heard that again
drcthulu: bustin, bustin, bustin
NewtyNewts: !card cloudkill
LRRbot: Cloudkill [4BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get โX/โX until end of turn, where X is the greatest mana value of a commander you own on the battlefield or in the command zone.
frootloop_enema: Adam, how's Scott N? lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
DarknessKingCoH: They just don't want you busting too early.
BrowneePoints: @kumatsu cackles in Arcane Truther
MegaDosX: F
Dmc3628: that'd be correct unless your justiciar could live
MegaDosX: Yeah I think that ends the game unless Cam has tricks
NewtyNewts: all less than 5 toughness things
definenull: *happy slurp noises*
LRRbot: Githzerai Monk [4W] | Creature โ Gith Monk [3/2] | Flash / Flying / Psychic Defense โ When Githzerai Monk enters the battlefield, tap all creatures you don't control.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: All our stuff dies. By which I mean All your stuff, and some of my stuff.
BrowneePoints: Cam say NAE
MegaDosX: Sneaky
AkiraBalance27: good trick
BrowneePoints: Sudden FLASH KICK!
NewtyNewts: That's what the Stunning Strike victim is saying, Adam
LRRbot: Jade Orb of Dragonkind [2G] | Artifact | {T}: Add {G}. When you spend this mana to cast a Dragon creature spell, it enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it and gains hexproof until your next turn.
LRRbot: Nimbleclaw Adept [3U] | Creature โ Dragon Wizard [2/3] | Bigby's Hand โ {T}: Untap two other target permanents. Activate only as a sorcery and only once each turn.
BrowneePoints: Interdimensional Humanoids, one half serve an undying queen as astral pirates, others are Monks who combat Chaos @rogerivany
BrowneePoints: their home world was destroyed by Mind Flayers eons ago and they REALLLLLY hate them @rogerivany
Dmc3628: Bah gawd das a lotta dragons
rogerivany: @BrowneePoints ty
Dmc3628: hey look it's flying skits
HadesLeprechaun: dungeon
MegaDosX: Now overload Cyclonic Rift
NewtyNewts: Dude's got dragons
DMGlol: pilgrims eye vs skittering surveyor, which is the best
NewtyNewts: And they're not Bad
MegaDosX: That ability wouldn't have triggered Ward I don't think
MegaDosX: Since it said all creatures and didn't target
BrowneePoints: It's a PORCUPINE with a ROTOR
LRRbot: Young Blue Dragon // Sand Augury | Young Blue Dragon [4U] | Creature โ Dragon [3/3] | Flying // Sand Augury [1U] | Sorcery โ Adventure | Scry 1, then draw a card.
kynelwynn: Surveyor, it's no, bigger than a hand
NewtyNewts: @MegaDosX Don't think it targets
Xavbull: DM I block all those attacks
NewtyNewts: No-eyes blue dragon
MegaDosX: Alex just pulls out a knife
LRRbot: Nefarious Imp [2B] | Creature โ Imp [2/1] | Flying / Whenever one or more permanents you control leave the battlefield, scry 1.
BrowneePoints: loving the near Quiff Cam
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Geode Golem [5] | Artifact Creature โ Golem [5/3] | Trample / Whenever Geode Golem deals combat damage to a player, you may cast your commander from the command zone without paying its mana cost.
Enmity777:
DigitalSeahorse: lol
MegaDosX: Oh fun
KeytarCat: "Crutchfield devised a modular system that combined a three-ring binder (the Trapper) with two-pocket folders (Keepers) that were hole-punched to stay in the binder."
LRRbot: Shiny Impetus [2R] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. / Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token.
MegaDosX: Wow.
Dmc3628: turts had ward 4
TwilitLugia: The
MegaDosX: !card sailors bane
LRRbot: Sailors' Bane [7UU] | Creature โ Dragon Turtle [7/7] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each card you own in exile and in your graveyard that's an instant card, a sorcery card, or a card that has an Adventure. / Ward {4}
Alas_Babylon: All of the English language just spilled out there
TwilitLugia: Impetus is countered, not returned to hand
Dmc3628: shame it got canned
TheDangerWaffle: Oof
BrowneePoints: it's not canned
UnkeptFlea: Alex would never Shiny IMPetus
Kadenus: that turtle working with delve is quite good
KeytarCat: @Alas_Babylon library of babel, inverted
BrowneePoints: it's on hiatus
Alas_Babylon: @TwilitLugia He decided not to cast it
LRRbot: Stirring Bard [3R] | Creature โ Dragon Bard [0/4] | Defender / When Stirring Bard enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Mantle of Inspiration โ {T}: Target creature gains menace and haste until end of turn.
Alas_Babylon: double doot
Dmc3628: oh double initative uh oh
TimIAm: Consider me stirred
Alas_Babylon: And then he goes again
DigitalSeahorse: double initiative?
MegaDosX: How does he get double initiative?
MegaDosX: Oh right dragon
MegaDosX: Copied by Miirym
Dmc3628: mirim is still here aint it
Alas_Babylon: Stirring Bard and their twin brother
Seth_Erickson: dragon bard token
trebuchetboy: Trap Alex lmao
DigitalSeahorse: awww
forshamesir: and the initiative takes another soul
MegaDosX: Cam is hanging on by his fingernails
DigitalSeahorse:
r10pez10: what a great set
MegaDosX: Yeah that taps all creatures
BrowneePoints: Well Alex was metaphorically in the dungeon with Adam
MegaDosX: !card githzerai monk
LRRbot: Githzerai Monk [4W] | Creature โ Gith Monk [3/2] | Flash / Flying / Psychic Defense โ When Githzerai Monk enters the battlefield, tap all creatures you don't control.
Dmc3628: uno reversi
MegaDosX: Adam that taps your 0/4s
r10pez10: gitaxian robe
TheDangerWaffle: haha XD
BrowneePoints: So Adam stepped on the switch and the Arrow hit Alex
Alas_Babylon: Oui, have to kill Adam this turn
flatluigi: blur 2
NewtyNewts: The upside-down-W we
DigitalSeahorse:
loglab: i got my head checked
rogerivany: Did Blur have a song besides Song 2?
MegaDosX: Just cast Fireball somehow
HadesLeprechaun: the last room of the dungeon is pretty strong
r10pez10: rogerivany song 1
MrSnooter: Do it for the paswaydoe dragon
NewtyNewts: Cast exorcism
goombalax: music critics when Gorrillaz first puts out songs: "We might have another Blur"
CataclysmicReverb: @rogerivany Yes but not really
MegaDosX: Heart of the cards
MurphEP: Hashtag Rip the minus
LRRbot: Elminster [3WU] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Elminster [5] | Whenever you scry, the next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of cards looked at while scrying this way. / [+2]: Draw a card, then scry 2. / [โ3]: Exile the top card of your library. Create a number of 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature tokens with flying equal to that card's mana value. / Elminster can be your commander.
r10pez10: parklife and a few other big hits but mainly in the UK
LRRbot: Sea Hag // Aquatic Ingress | Sea Hag [4U] | Creature โ Hag [3/5] | When Sea Hag enters the battlefield, creatures your opponents control get โ4/โ0 until end of turn. // Aquatic Ingress [2U] | Instant โ Adventure | Up to two target creatures each get +1/+0 until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.
BrowneePoints: Depends on if you consider Blur a band or just Damon Albairn and some other guys
DigitalSeahorse: sor-sorry
r10pez10: but blur guy is also the gorillaz guy so
MegaDosX: That's...not bad
HadesLeprechaun: 14
BrowneePoints: cuz if you do, Blur wrote all the Gorrilaz stuff
Dmc3628: 14 earthquake
Seth_Erickson: there's a 9 mana one
Alas_Babylon: !card Earthquake Dragon
LRRbot: Earthquake Dragon [{14}G] | Creature โ Elemental Dragon [10/10] | This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the total mana value of Dragons you control. / Flying, trample / {2}{G}, Sacrifice a land: Return Earthquake Dragon from your graveyard to your hand.
HadesLeprechaun: big green 14 mana dragon
MegaDosX: Highest is Earthquake Dragon
thanzo: yeah the earthquake dragon
BrowneePoints: Gorillaz*
Alas_Babylon: 15
Seth_Erickson: Earthquake dragon right 15 total
MegaDosX: Two 1/1s tapped and attacking
trebuchetboy: Menace is going to be rough
Dmc3628: and now Cam gets the throne
MegaDosX: Oh.
BrowneePoints: So Alex, as an artist, how much anxiety does Mahadi's backwards hands give you?
trebuchetboy: Bard is good here
MegaDosX: Can Cam steal this
TheDangerWaffle: Nifty!
MegaDosX: This last room is absurd
ghyllnox: And everyone else!
DigitalSeahorse:
LRRbot: Blessed Hippogriff // Tyr's Blessing | Blessed Hippogriff [3W] | Creature โ Hippogriff [2/3] | Flying / Whenever Blessed Hippogriff attacks, target attacking creature without flying gains flying until end of turn. // Tyr's Blessing [W] | Instant โ Adventure | Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn.
LRRbot: Dawnbringer Cleric [1W] | Creature โ Human Cleric [1/3] | When Dawnbringer Cleric enters the battlefield, choose one โ / โข Cure Wounds โ You gain 2 life. / โข Dispel Magic โ Destroy target enchantment. / โข Gentle Repose โ Exile target card from a graveyard.
BrowneePoints: He's a Rakshasa! Backwards hands!
MegaDosX: Mahadi's a Rakshasa so he has backwards hands
Alas_Babylon: Rakshasa are demons that have backwards hands
HadesLeprechaun: Mahadi is a Rakshasa, who have backwards hands in the lore
Juliamon: !clip
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BrowneePoints: Yea! Rakshasa have backwards hands!
forshamesir: not hating 2 life right about now
kynelwynn: Backwards hands is only a D&D thing. Rakshasa are shapeshifters and can look like anything.
trebuchetboy: Hipogriff is insane here
DigitalSeahorse:
MegaDosX: Back in your library and shuffle
Alas_Babylon: Shuffled back into your library
kynelwynn: And even then, it's from the old art of the thing, it's never part of the original story
HadesLeprechaun: theyre just revealed, so they get shuffled back in
Alas_Babylon: They're still technically at the top of your library
Kadenus: shuffle them back into your library
NewtyNewts: You shuffle
Dmc3628: still can't believe at the championship a ballista got flipped off on the road to throne
MurphEP: We shuffle
Alas_Babylon: Well dungeon'd, friend
LarkSachrosis: I believe they never actually leave your library, they're just revealed.
NewtyNewts: He/she/they shuffle
LanceNorm: the heck is a hippogriff? a hippo with wings?
LRRbot: Draconic Lore [5U] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Dragon. / Draw three cards.
BrowneePoints: Part horse part Bird
MegaDosX: How thin is Adam's library now I wonder?
VazSun: 1,2,3,4 I want to Draconic Lore! Go team!
NewtyNewts: Looks like... 10.
LanceNorm: so, a pegasus?
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints ...is that a yes?
Alas_Babylon: Hippofriend gives something flying
BrowneePoints: No. Back half Horse, front half eagle @LanceNorm
LanceNorm: ah, i see.
50keyz: wow did not expect that
MegaDosX: Wow
HadesLeprechaun: got there!
KWardJenx: Great game
thraximore:
VazSun: Nice!
MegaDosX: I was expecting Miirym to take that with how strong that card is
BrowneePoints: Crack the bonus packs!
thanzo:
GG
KWardJenx: Just two more games
NewtyNewts: It's that one commander Hustle
KeytarCat: Hippo means horse, in case that's new for someone
pn55: Sounds good!
TimIAm: Paul just turns the stream off, "Nah, we're not doing that."
LanceNorm: interesting.
BrowneePoints: Yea! Hippo means Horse in greek
BrowneePoints: so Hippopotamus means River Horse
TikiTrekkie: Ooh I hit a year!
WiJohn: @BrowneePoints Because someone had never seen a horse
LanceNorm: I know that helicopter isn't broken up into the base words most would think. It's actually heliico and pter
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Juliamon: Hippos, like horses, are fucked up. Just in a different way.
BrowneePoints: Hippos, a ton of angry, angry meat
LanceNorm: Hungry, Hungry Hippos wasn't just a game... it was a warnng
Juliamon: It's also a movie
BrowneePoints: also, and I know this sounds weird
WiJohn: Man there was a True Facts on Hippos recently, I learned things I did not need to know about their pooping habits
CanPlayGames: What did paper ever do? Why we gotta fight it?
BrowneePoints: but the FUNNIEST poopers in the animal kingdom
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LanceNorm: was it a hippo that did the famous helicopter tail shit blizzard, or was that a rhino?
jonasjonIV: @LanceNorm what. thank you for this knowledge
BrowneePoints: @LanceNorm Hippo
WiJohn: @LanceNorm Yep, Hippo
Juliamon: Ungulates: not even once.
BrowneePoints: They swish their tails to get it away from them
BrowneePoints: also in the early days of paleontology they got Hippo skulls confused with Dinos and prehistoric reptiles a LOT
NewtyNewts: And to get it as wide from them
LoadingReadyRun: So Pegasus is horse with wings, hippogriff is front half bird, back half horse, what about front horse back bird, and bird with horse legs?
BrowneePoints: idk paul sounds Russian or Eastern European
definenull: or something the simic came up with
WiJohn: @LoadingReadyRun Grifhippo?
Juliamon: There's probably some heraldry with that somewhere
BrowneePoints: or a Gryff from Innistrad
Juliamon: I only just learned about calygreyhounds this week
BrowneePoints: Gryffs have Swan upper halves but horse legs
MegaDosX: Time for punch
anbuagent12: Break out the Chess-Clock
LRRbot: Cliffgate | Land โ Gate | Cliffgate enters the battlefield tapped. / As Cliffgate enters the battlefield, choose a color other than red. / {T}: Add {R} or one mana of the chosen color.
trebuchetboy: zoooooom
NewtyNewts: @LoadingReadyRun Pigeontaur
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Xavbull: fast and powerful Magic
LoadingReadyRun: @Juliamon Calgary-hounds?
bytecaster: Somebody get the chess clock!
LarkSachrosis: Be! Aggressive! B! E1 Aggressive!
Juliamon: LoadingReadyRun Alas, not even remotely
DigitalSeahorse: xD
LRRbot: Navigation Orb [3] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Navigation Orb: Search your library for up to two basic land cards and/or Gate cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
thraximore: um
LanceNorm: Cliffgate? What controversy is Cliff involved in now?
BrowneePoints: also Paul the reverse Hippogriff just made me think of like...a Shoebill Stork with a Horse head and legs
LRRbot: Swashbuckler Extraordinaire [2R] | Creature โ Dragon Rogue Warrior [2/2] | When Swashbuckler Extraordinaire enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token. / Whenever you attack, you may sacrifice one or more Treasures. When you do, up to that many target creatures gain double strike until end of turn.
agentcaleb: that costs 3 alex
thraximore:
orb is 3 mana 
MegaDosX: Yeah Alex that's a three drop
DigitalSeahorse:
Juliamon: Calygreyhounds are wildcat-head, deer-torso, eagle-clawfeet, ox lower body, lion tail. Sometimes with eagle wings.
deathjavu: I recently realized I started watching LRR 14 years ago. try not to think about how old stuff is
kynelwynn: For real though, F the Reserved List into the sun
LRRbot: Hammers of Moradin [2W] | Creature โ Dwarf Cleric [3/3] | Myriad / Whenever Hammers of Moradin attacks, for each opponent, tap up to one target creature that player controls.
Juliamon: Oh, and they have antlers.
Juliamon: Because why the fuck not.
Xavbull: does 20 life total mean 11 commander damage is lethal?
gualdhar: drawing gas? in this economy?
LRRbot: Ingenious Artillerist [2R] | Creature โ Human Artificer [3/1] | Whenever one or more artifacts enter the battlefield under your control, Ingenious Artillerist deals that much damage to each opponent.
mjiig: Am I reading hammers correctly that you get to tap two things each opponent controls?
LRRbot: Young Red Dragon // Bathe in Gold | Young Red Dragon [3R] | Creature โ Dragon [3/2] | Flying / Young Red Dragon can't block. // Bathe in Gold [1R] | Instant โ Adventure | Create a Treasure token.
LRRbot: Owlbear Shepherd [2G] | Creature โ Goblin Druid [1/4] | At the beginning of your end step, if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, draw a card.
BigDaddyBland87: My kids played that song A LOT
BrowneePoints: okay Goblin Druid with an adolescent Owlbird is a great character idea
Favre_the_Undead: @mjiig no, because the copy enters tapped and attacking
BrowneePoints: Owlbear*
BrowneePoints: wow my fingers betrayed me
LanceNorm: I ddon't think Owls are really pack animals. Seem kindd of solitary, right
Chartle: well Owlbear (the card) is a 4/4, so that guy probably has 2
BrowneePoints: I believe Owls live in breeding pairs
LRRbot: White Plume Adventurer [2W] | Creature โ Orc Cleric [3/3] | When White Plume Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, untap a creature you control. If you've completed a dungeon, untap all creatures you control instead.
mjiig: @mjiig Ah yes
MurphEP:
BrowneePoints: and owls notably mate for life
Alas_Babylon: Banned in Legacy!!
NewtyNewts: Uh oh
MegaDosX: Boy am I glad Initiative isn't in Arena
BrowneePoints: got banned in Legacy Adam
MegaDosX: That would be miserable in Historic
BrowneePoints: yep
BrowneePoints: it was the backbone of D&T
ArcOfTheConclave: turn 1
BrowneePoints: you power it out t1 or t2
Alas_Babylon: It's the most efficient initiative enabler
flatluigi: it's getting it out on turn 1
TimIAm: The initiative is very good
BrowneePoints: and then they can't get the initiative back
LarkSachrosis: It's real good
korvys: The initiative is the only thing that matters
kynelwynn: You power rrhrough a dungeon and get the untaps
Pharmacistjudge: legacy is where you get 4 ancient tombs
BrowneePoints: you're totally fine!
savorycookie: the real issue is chrome mox, lotus petal, and ancient tomb
BrowneePoints: was just trying to give context!
niccus: initiative is a lot more reasonable when you have three players incentivized to beat your face
NewtyNewts: Take initiative early, then don't let them have it ever
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Just got here, we 3 people tonight?
drcthulu: Lurrus isn't that broken it's just a 3/2 for 3
Alas_Babylon: It's very neat design for Limited. For not limited... it's big ouch
NewtyNewts: Adam has limited brain?
ztghostie: legacy players *ancient tomb mana*
Austere_Squire: i respect it; i only play Commander so I never consider any other formats when i look at cards
LoadingReadyRun:
Goblin Druid + Owlbear friend > Dark Elf Ranger with Panther Friend
Xavbull: what if they printed Drow Ranger
MegaDosX: @Alas_Babylon It's kinda like how Initiative is fine if powerful in Commander, but busted in half in 1vs1
Alas_Babylon: Yeppers
BrowneePoints: Paul, don't bring Guenwhyvar into this
BrowneePoints: she did nothing wrong
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Pharmacistjudge: we need more vespene gas
DigitalSeahorse:
LarkSachrosis: I built Wheeler's Hama Pashar EDH deck from an FNPF a while ago (minus the original duals) and there's... so many triggers to keep track of.
BrowneePoints: Chaise Longue!
laikagoat: yes
BrowneePoints: Wet Leg slaps
LRRbot: Geode Golem [5] | Artifact Creature โ Golem [5/3] | Trample / Whenever Geode Golem deals combat damage to a player, you may cast your commander from the command zone without paying its mana cost.
circusofkirkus: we love Wet Leg
Spacecarl: thats an incredible album
NewtyNewts: Does the guy who's tapping only tap creatures controlled by the opponent it's attacking?
theonlybarber: top to bottom... of the leg???
Alas_Babylon: What genre?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Flashbacks to 7th grade band practice playing Funky Town
amam741: Itโs so good
TimIAm: Cameron will remember this
LRRbot: Draconic Lore [5U] | Instant | This spell costs {2} less to cast if you control a Dragon. / Draw three cards.
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BusTed: Jail!
Pharmacistjudge: everyone has infinite complaint equity
Mr_Horrible: You attack his life like the football?
DigitalSeahorse:
VazSun: Jail! Jail for 1000 years
hidingbox: I mean drawing three from an opponent's deck is an interesting idea
BrowneePoints: Did Adam hit Cam? did he get initiative?
jonasjonIV: I feel we do not get enough Adam and Cameron streams.
Mr_Horrible: I am so glad that the internet just Knows Miette
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: This is a fun trio
Austere_Squire: Ghostly Prison for 1000 years
Austere_Squire: i feel like i looked away for 2 minutes and adam is at 11
DigitalSeahorse:
Austere_Squire: what did i miss that everyone is dying?!
MegaDosX: This is a very different game to the first one
LRRbot: Minimus Containment [2W] | Enchantment โ Aura | Enchant nonland permanent / Enchanted permanent is a Treasure artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color," and it loses all other abilities.
KWardJenx: @jonasjonIV This a thousand tImes. They need to be on EDSC together on the regular.
Alas_Babylon: Cameron's icon over there clipping through dungeon walls
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TheDangerWaffle: LMAO
Ritaspirithntr:
hidingbox: The initiative is a fair and balanced mechanic
Mr_Horrible: DO something, Leon!
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePoints: a Crapshot where Adam and Alex work on an oil rig and Adam is asking Alex for help
BrowneePoints: Cam is the Supervisor
NewtyNewts: Quick games indeed
LoadingReadyRun:
"Have you heard of wet leg" sounds like something you say right before you "prank" someone by peeing on their leg
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HuecalpixquiJeanIII: This White Plume Adventurer is absurd
Alas_Babylon: Hold on, be strong. So right, so wrong.
BrowneePoints: wow Paul going for Watersports on FNPF
BrowneePoints: we ARE unhinged tonight
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I see why it's good in Legacy
MegaDosX: Yeah White Plume is ridiculous
Countzeroor: The Sage of Shadowdale is doing quite well.
DigitalSeahorse:
NewtyNewts: In-a-tie-a-tive!
BrowneePoints: You gotta say Initiative with the same energy you would Rikki Tikki Tavi
DigitalSeahorse:
Alas_Babylon: real montaรฑa hours
niccus: helps that the first room is a perfectly cromulent reward
NewtyNewts: So we've got Montanas, we've got Maines, what other state-lands are there?
LRRbot: Pilgrim's Eye [3] | Artifact Creature โ Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
BrowneePoints: Cuz it's a Porcupine Helicopter Alex
definenull: (Rhode) Island?
BrowneePoints: do YOU wanna be a Porcupine Helicopter?
NewtyNewts: I guess Florida for Swamps?
DylPage: Newjer Seas.
NewtyNewts: Or are they Forestdas?
BrowneePoints: Forestadas
Xavbull: i hate when the venturias effect happens to me
BrowneePoints: oh yea happy Cinco de Mayo y'all
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Countzeroor: So, both are wrong - the Soyuz capsule got tangled in its parachute.
NewtyNewts: Before attackers, does it still make a thing if it's not attacking?
LRRbot: Dawnbringer Cleric [1W] | Creature โ Human Cleric [1/3] | When Dawnbringer Cleric enters the battlefield, choose one โ / โข Cure Wounds โ You gain 2 life. / โข Dispel Magic โ Destroy target enchantment. / โข Gentle Repose โ Exile target card from a graveyard.
Vampyre_Lord: !card stunning strike
LRRbot: Stunning Strike [2U] | Enchantment โ Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / When Stunning Strike enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature and remove it from combat. / As long as enchanted creature isn't legendary, it doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
NewtyNewts: bup.
BrowneePoints: I still can't believe Cam ripped foil borderless Elminster
LRRbot: Elminster [3WU] | Legendary Planeswalker โ Elminster [5] | Whenever you scry, the next instant or sorcery spell you cast this turn costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of cards looked at while scrying this way. / [+2]: Draw a card, then scry 2. / [โ3]: Exile the top card of your library. Create a number of 1/1 blue Faerie Dragon creature tokens with flying equal to that card's mana value. / Elminster can be your commander.
TheDangerWaffle: So much pressure LOL
Xavbull: The El Minsto on the prowl!
LRRbot: Alora, Merry Thief [2U] | Legendary Creature โ Halfling Rogue [3/2] | Whenever you attack, up to one target attacking creature can't be blocked this turn. Return that creature to its owner's hand at the beginning of the next end step. / Choose a Background
goombalax: Sufficiently advanced martial arts techniques are indistinguishable from magic
HadesLeprechaun: Cam has been killing it with the blind flips on Elminster
NewtyNewts: Quantros countros.
BrowneePoints: also WILD that foil borderless Elminster is only 8 bucks
NewtyNewts: Is this the guy that lets you cast your commander for free?
DigitalSeahorse: xD
MegaDosX: That'll help
LRRbot: Cloudkill [4BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get โX/โX until end of turn, where X is the greatest mana value of a commander you own on the battlefield or in the command zone.
BrowneePoints: did Alex want to cast his background?
VazSun: Shouldn't Alex get the Tavern Brawler for free if wants
trebuchetboy: clutch
Vampyre_Lord: yes
Alas_Babylon: Yes!
MegaDosX: I think it counts as a commander
Alas_Babylon: Backgrounds are commanders
Vampyre_Lord: background counts as a commander
Fruan: Tavern Brawler is a commander
VazSun: yes
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Vampyre_Lord: anything in the command zone is a commander
LRRbot: Tavern Brawler [2R] | Legendary Enchantment โ Background | Commander creatures you own have "At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is that card's mana value. You may play that card this turn."
BrowneePoints: @Pharmacistjudge do you know the ruling on that?
Fruan: If you animate it, it does commander damage! It's weird!
DigitalSeahorse: power of chair
LRRbot: Meteor Golem [7] | Artifact Creature โ Golem [3/3] | When Meteor Golem enters the battlefield, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
NewtyNewts: Meet golem.
Alas_Babylon: Meaty Ochre
TimIAm: I don't remember that color from Bob Ross
LRRbot: Tomb of Horrors Adventurer [5U] | Creature โ Elf Monk [4/4] | When Tomb of Horrors Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, copy it. If you've completed a dungeon, copy that spell twice instead. You may choose new targets for the copies.
LRRbot: Gray Harbor Merfolk [1U] | Creature โ Merfolk Rogue [0/3] | Gray Harbor Merfolk can't be blocked. / Gray Harbor Merfolk gets +2/+0 as long as you control a commander that's a creature or planeswalker.
Alas_Babylon: You get another one!
Vampyre_Lord: is that 2nd spell?
NewtyNewts: Second spell, you get another
VazSun: you copy the merfolk!
HadesLeprechaun: copy gray harbor?
Chartle: copy that merf
Earthenone: two fish!
NewtyNewts: Both are blue fish
BrowneePoints: Adam, if they ever do another Dice Friends, you've GOTTA play a schmutlzy Bard
MegaDosX: Adam no
HadesLeprechaun: it's like almost as good as Miirym, practically the same card
Mr_Horrible: I enjoy a good SLERP
Chartle: one fish two fish reedd??? fish blue fish
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
Mr_Horrible: Spherical Linear Interpolation is fun
frootloop_enema: Adam Yes!
NewtyNewts: That's for private ears only.
DigitalSeahorse: sluuuuuuuuuuuurp
BrowneePoints: Just the weaseliest lil greasy smooth talker of a bard
petey_vonwho: Drink more Slurp!
MegaDosX: What is happening right now.
Mr_Horrible: the wheels are coming off
Badchop: DISGUSTIN
Alas_Babylon: Abhorrent BEAST
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DigitalSeahorse: Slurp more Slurp
TimIAm: This is fantastic energy for a Friday Night
BrowneePoints: wait hear me out
BrowneePoints: Adam as a Grung Rogue with high Charisma
Mr_Horrible: ooh, a hovercraft!
Vampyre_Lord: @BrowneePoints speaking of, would you happen to know what the latest word on dice friends is?
NewtyNewts: We were dragging it the whole way
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BrowneePoints: @Vampyre_Lord idk I don't work for lrr
LRRbot: Marut [8] | Artifact Creature โ Construct [7/7] | Trample / When Marut enters the battlefield, if mana from a Treasure was spent to cast it, create a Treasure token for each mana from a Treasure spent to cast it.
BrowneePoints: Marut, Marut, Marut is on fire
Vampyre_Lord:
@BrowneePoints i know, i just see you everywhere so i figured if they had said anything you might know lol. but ty
definenull: marut richard?
MegaDosX: Basically free if you have enough treasures
DigitalSeahorse: "I am Maroot."
BrowneePoints: yep rebates your treasures
Xavbull: cash money golem
Alas_Babylon: Or profits with Glittering Stockpile
BrowneePoints: doubles them if you have a token doubler
canadianbac0nz: money laundering golem
Alas_Babylon: (or Goldspan Dragon)
NewtyNewts: You make that much cash back
kynelwynn: the golden calf
theonlybarber: it's a cash golem with "investment"
DarknessKingCoH: It has affinity for treasure basically
LRRbot: Ancient Bronze Dragon [5GG] | Creature โ Elder Dragon [7/7] | Flying / Whenever Ancient Bronze Dragon deals combat damage to a player, roll a d20. When you do, put X +1/+1 counters on each of up to two target creatures, where X is the result.
Xavbull: Bronze!!!!
MegaDosX: Dargon!
definenull: ruh roh
BrowneePoints: oh man if cam has an instant in his upkeep he can double the creature he hits off initiative
NewtyNewts: So we've got Gold. We've got Treasure. What's the next level along?
xythrogar: ancient bronx dragon
Countzeroor: Oh dear.
Alas_Babylon: Electrum
BrowneePoints: upkeep trigger
frootloop_enema: Uh oh, it's Bronzo
TheDangerWaffle: what is not the regular kind of whack? lol
LRRbot: Sky Diamond [2] | Artifact | Sky Diamond enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {U}.
LRRbot: Undercellar Sweep [4W] | Enchantment | When Undercellar Sweep enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, if you or a player you're attacking has the initiative, you create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking.
LRRbot: Oceanus Dragon [4UU] | Creature โ Dragon [3/5] | Flying / When Oceanus Dragon enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. Goad it.
LRRbot: Pseudodragon Familiar [2U] | Creature โ Dragon [2/1] | Flying / {2}{U}: Target creature gains flying until end of turn.
VazSun: cameron can also now triple copy with the Tomb of Horrors adventurer
definenull: goad the bronze dragon, i dare you
MegaDosX: !card tomb of horrors adventurer
LRRbot: Tomb of Horrors Adventurer [5U] | Creature โ Elf Monk [4/4] | When Tomb of Horrors Adventurer enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, copy it. If you've completed a dungeon, copy that spell twice instead. You may choose new targets for the copies.
Alas_Babylon: Shuffle
HadesLeprechaun: 3 counters isn't it?
definenull: oh.
MegaDosX: And yeah three counters
BrowneePoints: and the next spell cam casts gets double copied
WiJohn: Goaded with sauce?
Badchop: still got all theeeeese
zombub: I like how Alex or Cam can make any weird or obscure reference and the other will get it immediately
MegaDosX: tfw you get a free six drop
robaphone251: @BrowneePoints i'd believe it
BrowneePoints: cuz he finished a dungeon
Alas_Babylon: Oh right, you triple your next spell
Chartle: can't believe they didnt put seize the initiative in this set
Chartle: !card seize the initiative
LRRbot: Seize the Initiative [W] | Instant | Target creature gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: Yep. cam gets triple whatever he casts
NewtyNewts: So much casting incoming
robaphone251: oooh lordy
Badchop: lol
Ilyusion: everyday
Mr_Horrible: truly a blessing
pn55:
NewtyNewts: Every DAAAAAAAY
thanzo:
MegaDosX: Does he cast the creature from Throne of the Dead Three or just put it on the field?
MurphEP: 420 de Mayo
josh___something: What's happening XD
BrowneePoints: Your Good Christian Basement
TetraRay: all day
Xavbull: The Anti-Pot Commander Pod
Alas_Babylon: 420 Mayonnaises
DigitalSeahorse:
slurp your edibles
grgriffin3: LRR, sponsored by DARE
HadesLeprechaun: @MegaDosX Put, not cast
ThePixelSavage: the house where you snort cocaine at your Gym Adam? /recall
LanceNorm: smokin them tweeds
Badchop: lol
Countzeroor: Your house? I thought this was Run's house?!
Vampyre_Lord: i dont think that counts as casting does it? he just puts the creautre on the field
BusTed:
thraximore: I feel like this compound is unstable without a Serge molecule
whitefirecomix: Adam CM Punk Savidan
MegaDosX: So yeah Cam would need to cast a spell, then something to triple it
Alas_Babylon: Didn't you have a story about mushrooms at Warped Tour?
robaphone251: wasn't he just talking earlier about doing lines in the gym bathroom?
kynelwynn: Adam, straight edge?
Ilyusion: Bongjamin Weedler
Mr_Horrible: if you have to ask...
frootloop_enema: Adam "I Rip fat lines in the gym locker room" Savidan
Vampyre_Lord: but yeah, camerons 2nd spell is copied TWICE
BrowneePoints: perfect...comedic....timing
Badchop: Adam isn't even kind of in the vicinity of obnoxious enough to be a straight-edger
TheDangerWaffle: Not an age I recall wanting to go back to LOL
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehheh
NewtyNewts: Nose protein
pn55:
Mr_Horrible: *snrrrrrrrt* "GAINS!"
DigitalSeahorse: Alex bork
theonlybarber:
Seth_Erickson:
imagine snorting your protein
thanzo: dang that protein powder be psychoactive
thraximore:
Mr_Horrible: and then he headbutts a locker
BrowneePoints: what's cam gonna triple
adept_nekomancer: Protein powder plus weed seems like... not a great idea
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BrowneePoints: spells period
MegaDosX: Spells yeah
BrowneePoints: whatever you cast you'll get 3
Alas_Babylon: So this'll be a banger
NewtyNewts: Only the second spell though
MegaDosX: So this only happens once
DigitalSeahorse:
I'll do what I can can
Alas_Babylon: Exile three target creatures
BrowneePoints: copy twice
LRRbot: Astral Confrontation [4W] | Instant | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent you're attacking. / Exile target creature.
MegaDosX: Second spell gets copied
BrowneePoints: you cast the dragon
Alas_Babylon: the Dragon was cast
HadesLeprechaun: @BrowneePoints no it's just put
BrowneePoints: OPE sorry!
WiJohn: Dragon came in to play, was not cast
BrowneePoints: I'll take the L
Alas_Babylon: Ooooooh, we're silly
MegaDosX: Yeah it was put in not cast
Badchop: Now, THIS spell.
Badchop: Adam!
Xavbull: Rude!
BrowneePoints: I DID
TetraRay: sorrie
BrowneePoints: that was MY BAD
MegaDosX: This spell, however, gets tripled
Alas_Babylon: ;-; sorry
MurphEP: I can't read! T_T
Chartle: well now that depends on the background the crayon is on
LRRbot: Contraband Livestock [1W] | Instant | Exile target creature, then roll a d20. / 1โ9 | Its controller creates a 4/4 green Ox creature token. / 10โ19 | Its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token. / 20 | Its controller creates a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
MegaDosX: OH WOW
thanzo:
sorry
saucemaster5000: sorrie
ThePixelSavage: sorry, right now.
MegaDosX: Holy shit
bytecaster: I just came back, but I will say sorry anyway!
NewtyNewts: I'm not sorry, I said nothing.
MegaDosX:
DigitalSeahorse: purple crayon is more of an opaque
adept_nekomancer: Merry Oxmas!
DigitalSeahorse: goat there
MegaDosX: Oof, that d20 didn't want to do anything fun
NewtyNewts: So many oxen!
DigitalSeahorse:
drcthulu: that ox is contriband
Mr_Horrible: "Who gave this man the ox?"
VazSun: green
Vampyre_Lord: did they MAKE that token?
MegaDosX: Yeah but they could've been goats
BrowneePoints: Yes
MegaDosX: I guess?
BrowneePoints: trampled
ThePixelSavage: shouldnt that be the spell that gets copied 2 times?
thanzo: magical oxen appearing out of nowhere, traded for beans?
BrowneePoints: or polymorphed
Gooseblast: Ox tribal!
MegaDosX: Could've been polymorphed yeah
Vampyre_Lord: @ThePixelSavage it was
drcthulu: Like Jonah in the whale, ox in the dragon
bytecaster: Turns out, many dragons contain oxen
TheDangerWaffle: Bye, son (bison)
NewtyNewts: Now get in the BBQ
kynelwynn: that was sincere
ArcOfTheConclave: ox in dragon skales
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ThePixelSavage: @Vampyre_Lord ah yes, sorry I had abrainfart there ...
Countzeroor: Food inspectors? This isn't Ravnica!
DigitalSeahorse:
betweenmyself:
Ox inside a Dragon?โฆ A delicious alternative to turducken
NewtyNewts: Hill-Roberts. Please.
DigitalSeahorse:
oh hey I got my faces back
MegaDosX: Do you have any Infinitokens?
ThePixelSavage: cant cast the spell if you dont have the tokens Cam. thems the rules.
BrowneePoints: the sequel is out isn't it Alex?
Gooseblast: Get em Adam!
definenull: we did it!
NewtyNewts: Hooray!
TetraRay: i knew i was amazing
Xavbull: high fives, gang!
Mr_Horrible: Oxen aren't free, they're close to a 50/50 matchup
theonlybarber: YES, FINALLY!
DarknessKingCoH: Billy is my mullets name
adept_nekomancer: At least now you can pull your wagon to Oregon.
NewtyNewts: You can now ford the river.
MegaDosX: Adam's cutting off your supply
BrowneePoints: Oxen, isn't he that psychic russian villain guy from Street Fighter?
Pharmacistjudge: you say that and then you'll come crawling back for an opponent for SFVI
drcthulu: That dragon was one day from retirement
LanceNorm: I started playing right before 10th edition came out and they didnt include cards for tokens. My friend used beads for tokens and I hated them. When the cards came out in 10th, I loved them
Mr_Horrible: says the guy who let me watch DNF Duel today!
TheDangerWaffle: @NewtyNewts Not before you die of dysentery
MegaDosX: He also can't dissolve the big thing, it has hexproof
asthanius: pwomise?
NewtyNewts: @NewtyNewts I never said you'd make it to the other side
asthanius: yeah it keeps going
MegaDosX: Yeah Initiative is wild
BrowneePoints: it loops over I believe
kynelwynn: yes
adept_nekomancer: You keep it until someone takes it
MegaDosX: Yes
kynelwynn: it stays until lost
MegaDosX: !!!
kumatsu: once it's in play it never leaves
Mr_Horrible: turns out the Initiative is very good
MegaDosX: The trap room
DigitalSeahorse:
wow
MegaDosX: Holy shit
Mr_Horrible:
TetraRay: got there!
MurphEP:
drcthulu: it's a trap!
thanzo: it's like monarch-ish
TheDangerWaffle: Nice!
BusTed:
definenull: kablamo
HorusFive:
frootloop_enema: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
ztghostie: GET EM
grgriffin3: Boooooom
thanzo:
robaphone251: ahh yeah love it. won many a CL2 draft with that exact trick
jonasjonIV: wow
DigitalSeahorse:
LanceNorm: ecitement ddiectly into defeat
robaphone251: :):)
asthanius: all $0 worth
VazSun: Gottem
MegaDosX: Alex now has a very strong position yeah
Ilyusion: Alex help me Alex is going to kill me
Gooseblast: TRAPPED
HadesLeprechaun: Cam has his fun and got out
Aeriic: an ox should be dead
BrowneePoints: Awesome job tho Cam! You were DECIMATING! (and get the spiritual win)
DigitalSeahorse: Ilyusion lol
MegaDosX: Yeah one ox is dead on Alex's board
thanzo: talkin' bout the rgb
MegaDosX: Only Shadowheart gets swole
aiolian: was there someone in the bottom right or was this a 3 player stream?
aiolian: just tuned in
BrowneePoints: Serge was sick @aiolian
MegaDosX: @aiolian Three players
aiolian: ah shame
thraximore:
Serge was killed in the game so he died in real life 
Kelderan: Clearly, as you can see, Cam's sleeves were playing in the bottom right.
DigitalSeahorse: why Cam still 5?
MegaDosX: Did Alex draw for turn as well?
theonlybarber:
definenull: second burrito's always free
Countzeroor: Potatoes are quite yummy with ar-chives.
HadesLeprechaun: Serge ate a big chicken sandwich and was immobilized
MegaDosX: I think something came up there
NewtyNewts: Good mic angle
Alas_Babylon: @DigitalSeahorse Because humans are in charge of editing the UI
BrowneePoints: Boss Nass vs Rick Sanchez
BrowneePoints: is this Fortnite?
LRRbot: Amethyst Dragon // Explosive Crystal | Amethyst Dragon [4RR] | Creature โ Dragon [4/4] | Flying, haste // Explosive Crystal [4R] | Sorcery โ Adventure | Explosive Crystal deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.
Luminaire_p:
DigitalSeahorse:
DigitalSeahorse: ah
kumatsu: which piece, we'll crowdfund a new one
LRRbot: Hoarding Ogre [3R] | Creature โ Ogre [3/3] | Whenever Hoarding Ogre attacks, roll a d20. / 1โ9 | Create a Treasure token. / 10โ19 | Create two Treasure tokens. / 20 | Create three Treasure tokens.
LRRbot: Emerald Dragon // Dissonant Wave | Emerald Dragon [4GG] | Creature โ Dragon [4/4] | Flying, trample // Dissonant Wave [2G] | Instant โ Adventure | Counter target activated or triggered ability from a noncreature source.
LRRbot: Treasure Keeper [4] | Artifact Creature โ Construct [3/3] | When Treasure Keeper dies, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card with mana value 3 or less. You may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Put all revealed cards not cast this way on the bottom of your library in a random order.
MegaDosX: Big ol' 7/7
MegaDosX: Wait
MegaDosX: 6/6
DigitalSeahorse: keep that trapper
LRRbot: Stunning Strike [2U] | Enchantment โ Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / When Stunning Strike enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature and remove it from combat. / As long as enchanted creature isn't legendary, it doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
LanceNorm: needs an 80's clip art variant
mazemindtom: Did treasure keeperโs ability resolve?
kynelwynn: did Alex roblox oof?
BrowneePoints: Dies @mazemindtom
asthanius: White Plume
BrowneePoints: Ancient Copper Dragon, Minsc and Boo
goombalax: red dragon
BrowneePoints: Keepers of Tyr
drcthulu: copper dragon
Alas_Babylon: Minsc and Boo
MegaDosX: Ancient Copper Dragon's hella expensive
DigitalSeahorse: heheheh
Chartle: the hamster can take it
goombalax: spittake
Xavbull: ILLEGAL
Chartle: it's a giant space hamster for gods sake
drcthulu: Boo is into spelunking
DigitalSeahorse:
don't die
adept_nekomancer: It'll take more than that to stop a miniature giant space hamster
BrowneePoints: black market connections
HorusFive: Cam has just drowned Alex
LanceNorm: snarf
grgriffin3: Cam just attempted to kill Alex and we all saw it.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Chartle *miniature* giant space hamster
Badchop: Minsc would fuck you up, though.
TheDangerWaffle: Spit take 7/10.
HadesLeprechaun: @BrowneePoints I think that was only in the commander decks and didnt appear in the main set
BrowneePoints: Jeska's Will, Battle angels of Tyr, Displacer Kitten
MegaDosX:
Adam says he wants to go home 
drcthulu: everyday I'm shuffling
kumatsu: he's not blocking cuz he has Settle the Wreckage
Austere_Squire: did alex pull ancient copper dragon?
BrowneePoints: No but Adam pulled Bronze and Silver @Austere_Squire
Austere_Squire: ahhh
Veraphage:
BrowneePoints: oh I lied
Xavbull: gg ๐
MurphEP:
DigitalSeahorse:
Gooseblast: GG
BrowneePoints: Three Visits is TEN DOLLARS
Austere_Squire: i need to pick up silver sometime; it's such good draw
MurphEP: That was a great stream
BrowneePoints: for an UNCOMMON
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Xavbull: just cut out the 4th, best format made
YeomanAres: Great stream! Really fun
KWardJenx: Great stuff
asthanius: rip n tear
MegaDosX: If this were constructed EDH I'd have bet on Miirym taking both games, but it being limited made it harder for Adam to just ruin everyone's day
NewtyNewts: Who won the games? They get a pack prize?
Gooseblast: 3 more Boos!
HadesLeprechaun: just rip it clear in half
LRRbot: Rilsa Rael, Kingpin [3UB] | Legendary Creature โ Human Rogue [2/5] | Deathtouch / When Rilsa Rael, Kingpin enters the battlefield, you take the initiative. / Whenever you attack, target attacking creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. If you've completed a dungeon, that creature also gets +5/+0 and gains first strike and menace until end of turn.
LRRbot: Raggadragga, Goreguts Boss [2RG] | Legendary Creature โ Human Boar [4/4] | Each creature you control with a mana ability gets +2/+2. / Whenever a creature you control with a mana ability attacks, untap it. / Whenever you cast a spell, if at least seven mana was spent to cast it, untap target creature. It gets +7/+7 and gains trample until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: oh yea Cam, for Cadira, her Rabbit token is GORGEOUS
MurphEP: Raggavan dragga
VazSun: Flip it and rip it: when you want extra gambling in your booster packs
BrowneePoints: did any of y'all open the Rabbit Token?
drcthulu: Help I'm being bullied on the internet
HadesLeprechaun: Monster Manual is SO good
DigitalSeahorse:
AutonomousTurtle: I love that bolt
Muppetpastorx: Still dont' know why it's Liliana on that lightning bolt...
LarkSachrosis: I didn't say it was in there, I invoked Richard Garfield to give you the mirror.
laikagoat:
Xavbull: Duck for cover, everyone
LarkSachrosis: Do it!
LRRbot: Basilisk Collar [1] | Artifact โ Equipment | Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. / Equip {2}
drcthulu: that's not bad
LRRbot: Stoneskin [2W] | Enchantment โ Aura | Flash / Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +0/+10.
definenull: big dumper
BrowneePoints: give it to Doran
Gooseblast: Cake for days
Austere_Squire: put that in Arcades
ztghostie: never dying in combat
VazSun: Booty
pn55: The biggest dumper
NewtyNewts: Immediate blocker
MegaDosX: Yeah put that in Doran or Arcades and just delete someone
ztghostie: Doran: *heavy breathing*
Mr_Horrible: BARKBARKBARK
DigitalSeahorse: cause I am opossum
grgriffin3: Later fellas, thanks for the stream!
pn55:
This was excellent. Thank you!
Gooseblast: Good show!
NotCainNorAbel:
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distrustingspectator: You guys made my night. Love you all.
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drcthulu: dingle the bingle
Austere_Squire: ah yes, the engagement as it were
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theonlybarber: you wanna be a phyrexian?
LanceNorm: degens?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no, we're still here.
thraximore:
but I'm still here? 
NotCainNorAbel: I'm still here
josh___something: I'm still here
Austere_Squire: oh, do i have to leave?
LarkSachrosis: Just got the memo, next week the algorithm is boosting videos of people wearing hats.
pn55: Ooo!
Trahas: ooo LRR Tech!
laundreydhull: weh?!
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhe
TheDangerWaffle: Neato!
theonlybarber: wooooo
thanzo: ZOOOm
MegaDosX: Nyooom
Austere_Squire: are they channeling the spirit of Watch and Play?
adept_nekomancer: One day Mozart will figure out the stairs.
Mr_Horrible: It was Salieri, like it has been every other time
DigitalSeahorse:
aaaa
BrowneePoints: Yea!
drcthulu: yes
BrowneePoints: psychic girl that is losing control of her powers
BrowneePoints: and is basically a living bomb
LarkSachrosis: The what?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
Gascitygaming: NG+
BrowneePoints: and Batman sits with her until she dies
VazSun: hey he didn't snap her neck that time
BrowneePoints: that happened
LarkSachrosis: Oh, that one.
laundreydhull: You mean that one episode of Justice League?
drcthulu: do you know what the worst part of being stuck in a time loop is?
saucemaster5000: Yoko taro eat your heart out
TemporallyAwry:
Time will continue to loop until you do it right
thanzo: thanks for the stream! night all!!!!!
Mr_Horrible: Words written on the blackboard: "You have been here before"
BrowneePoints: did you see they just announced Trine 5?
Austere_Squire: jolly cooperation!
betweenmyself:
Like the Haruhi Suzumiya season where they do the swimsuit episode like eight times in a row
DigitalSeahorse: I'll Trine to catch it
laundreydhull: people can do that!?
laundreydhull: where? Can I work there!?
laundreydhull: Chat?
TemporallyAwry: No Uno for Mine o'Clock Legends iirc, so maybe more parkour maps.
BrowneePoints: GOOD Remakes*
MegaDosX: Yeah this week coming has Ben at home
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Let's Remake
theonlybarber: Let's Remake?
theonlybarber:
@GhostofJeffGoldblum
betweenmyself: PuttPutt Remake
DigitalSeahorse: aww
saucemaster5000: Link to the Past is a horror game
Austere_Squire: but then what about the new Dark Pictures of the year?
BrowneePoints: Ah, Adam is reliving the Alex seasons
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @GhostofJeffGoldblum drift compatible
NotCainNorAbel: Doom II
SK__Ren: Which alone in the dark? There is like 5
airylan: wasn't there an Alone in the Dark remake?
BrowneePoints: oh re6 is hot garbage, but it's like Fast and Furious garbage
Mr_Horrible: I miss Agent
HadesLeprechaun: it is extremely goofy fun
pn55: It was goofy fun
MegaDosX: Six was not good, let's be real
BrowneePoints: it goes for it full bore
GhostofJeffGoldblum: this explains a lot about your stream chat.
TheDangerWaffle: Essentially haha XD
thraximore: it wasn't *intentionally* bad
LarkSachrosis: It was bad in interesting ways
Austere_Squire: i feel like liking things because they are bad is not an endorsement of it being good
NotCainNorAbel: that's Tuesday evenings to a T
BrowneePoints: Zombie...Trex...
betweenmyself: If youโre a pyromaniac raccoon, youโll LOVE the trash fire that is RE6
TheDangerWaffle: Same like some B horror.
DigitalSeahorse: oh if you live for bad writing watch Love Alarm
Austere_Squire: not in Murrica it's not
Xavbull: Phil Spectre, ghost detective
Mr_Horrible: "You know Redfall just came out" False. No one is aware of Redfall being out.
iisax: hello friends!
BrowneePoints: Phil also personally took a lot of the blame
MegaDosX: Buddy needs to check their internal review system
Gascitygaming: The people we pay to tell us if it was good told us it was good
DigitalSeahorse: I'm kidding, don't waste your time
BrowneePoints: He also PERSONALLY took blame
flatluigi: ceos apologizing is real dumb
NotCainNorAbel: hey boss, 95, i mean 99
Hallontagg: aggressively mediocre game
BrowneePoints:
Oh, so Adam worked at CDPR then?
MegaDosX: Adam faced with Daikatana: "Oh this is awesome, ship it"
Mr_Horrible:
yeah, I'd need to see, like, an actual material consequence beyond just saying "I'll hold this L, guys"
NotCainNorAbel: the Adam Test
pn55: You are!
TheDangerWaffle: pfft
saucemaster5000: and making inappropriate slurpy noises
ThirdGames: "Sir, Adam Savidan liked it." "Oh... Increase the dev cycle another six months."
kynelwynn: You got me excited to play Leagie of Legends, Adam, so..
MaverickArtist: The Savidan Scale
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: "I quite like it" -adam. A mark of concern.
DigitalSeahorse:
BrowneePoints: ELEVENTY FIRST!?
DigitalSeahorse:
da bits
BrowneePoints: very good timing with the LotR reveals today
KWardJenx: Great stream. Thank you
Earthenone:
shoot them both, let god sort it out
GhostofJeffGoldblum: back into the vents
GhostofJeffGoldblum: quick
Mr_Horrible: *skitters away*
DeM0nFiRe:
o/ 
definenull: *scooches respectfully*
DigitalSeahorse:
icream! 
josh___something: Into the walls!
saucemaster5000: (goes back to chopping onions)
Austere_Squire: have a good night, all
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
KWardJenx: I'll see myself out then...
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