beowuuf: all praise uk bank holidays, i can stay up and watch mozart live
TehAmelie: and then wake up late and rob the bank?
TehAmelie: it's easier when the bank is closed. that's why it's called bank holidays, right
beowuuf: yup, it's for ease of bank robberies. Curse the british politeness
SaxPython: What's good my fellow Masons? Build any mechanical assassin beetles recently?
KeytarCat: Just ask a new employee to help you log in as a superior, transfer funds, deed done!
beowuuf: sergeHi
KeytarCat: Wait, that explicitly doesn't work on bank holidays
beowuuf: i mean if they are a new employee, they probably don't know the holidays
beowuuf: and accidentally turn up for work with no one else aroudn to advise them otherwise
TehAmelie: seems likely
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: or, I know what banks do. just not what the people inside do
DaxStrife: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat Oppression, mostly.
RockPusher: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #6643: "Words have meaning, which is why I like to make up so many words." —Ian [2019-12-22]
TheAinMAP: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Rhythm Cafe (Heather and Ian continue their never-ending quest to play ALL THE RHYTHM GAMES! Game: Mozart Requiem) at Sun 04:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
TemporallyAwry: !findquote words
LRRbot: Quote #612: "I like words. Words are great." —Alex [2015-08-27]
beowuuf: lrrHORN
TheAinMAP: 2020Celebrate
KeytarCat: @NarwhalsInATrenchcoat I assume meaningless paperwork, like most other white collar jobs?
RockPusher: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
TheAinMAP: katesAir
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
tidehollowcat: lrrSIG lrrSIG
KeytarCat: Ads started, must be signal time!
Riandisa: xivCactuar xivCactuar xivCactuar
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TehAmelie: someone has to do the paperwork for loans and things
RockPusher: !quote heather
LRRbot: Quote #2910: "I'm going to explode, so let's go." —Heather [2016-07-06]
KeytarCat: Ah, so incredibly important paperwork, hence the oppression previously noted
DaxStrife: Ye
beowuuf: lol please backseating
kusinohki: meows *quietly lurking*
TheDailyMapleSyrup: lrrSHINE
beowuuf: might be left from yesterday?
Metric_Furlong: Watch + Café hype!
SaxPython: @beowuuf lol, well spotted beowulf
TehAmelie: stand against the rhythm
letfireraindown: Let's effing Motzart!!!!!
beowuuf: cafe!
DaxStrife: Time for Watch + Cafe
TheAinMAP: Hello.
beowuuf: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
RockPusher: !findquote ready
LRRbot: Quote #1525: "Oh, good. Oh, good. Oh, good. We have to mouth her now. Are you ready to mouth the naked reindeer we just..." —Alex [2015-03-27]
TehAmelie: howdy
Metric_Furlong: can anyone be ready for Mozart?
beowuuf: escher3THUMBSUP seabatOAK
Reecer6: i am so happy about mozart requiem
mtvcdm: Two?
beowuuf: conducting needs... nm
RockPusher: Time to clear the name of that notable murderer *check notes* Mozart
Desruprot: oh wow were back to it
TehAmelie: his initials would be JAWM right?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: I'd put it closer to a point & click adventure game than a hidden objects game
Desruprot: Mind Palace, do we need Phantom Thieves
beowuuf: three great vods, thank you for your suffering
tidehollowcat: Odds for more racism this time?
TehAmelie: fits on your knuckles, even if people will just think you can't spell YHVH
DaxStrife: You tamed a dog with a beetle.
SaxPython: #WaxFlute
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Broke out of jail
SquareDotCube: Time for more orchestrating the drunk ghost opera
adept_nekomancer: Also the stairs. Mozart is really bad at stairs.
beowuuf: 13/10 game all notes
corefluxx: Moon Logic?
corefluxx: So Moon Logic
Thefluffiestguineapig: Short of chlorine inhalation?
Reecer6: god, that card game you had to play like ten times
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sounds like Adventure Game logic
CururuGuasu: Trauma!
Thefluffiestguineapig: but like king's quest
adept_nekomancer: Also the pigeon. Can't leave until you feed the pigeon so it'll leave.
mtvcdm: Heather, why are you doing horrible things like reminding me of the plot
mtvcdm: !youtube
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DaxStrife: "You don't get to be a Mason." "Well, guess I'll die."
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is almost as complicated as the FNAF timeline
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, just after Ian said he blocks it all out
Thefluffiestguineapig: Such resignation in that
CaptainSpam: Anyway, we can all see how this adds up to rhythm. Kappa
azninsect: it is...binary code made to run on x86 processor architecture
Desruprot: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, he did
Thefluffiestguineapig: That McDonald's lore
fiftymcnasty: No, he just wears a tall hat
Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUUUMMMM
beowuuf: lrrAWW lrrSPOOP lrrFINE
adept_nekomancer: This is reasonable attire.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer For eyes wide shut?
azninsect: is this from squid game
mtvcdm: mostly
Thefluffiestguineapig: that mostly is doing ALOT of work
Reecer6: , mr. freeman
mtvcdm: I'm getting Emo Phillips vibes.
CaptainSpam: They ELUDE you, not ALLUDE you.
Juliamon: CaptainSpam It not perfect translation
Thefluffiestguineapig: What is this???? My friend told me that I needed to drop in on this stream while you are playing this and this is so much weirder than I expected
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Reecer6: you know. clockwards.
mtvcdm: On it
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig You've seen nothing yet.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian absolutely beat me to the punch on adding that to the directions
CaptainSpam: Yeeeeeee-oink!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon I am so afraid now
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, vial of acid?
tidehollowcat: not again
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, he said harpsichord right? Do harpsichord keyboards look like that?
PharaohBender27: Ooooh, Mozart time!
mtvcdm: FUN FACT: In the LRRBot backend, where we have all the commands and the various results those commands generate... !advice starts with A, it's the second command on the list... did you know I had to scroll a QUARTER OF THE WAY DOWN the entire command page before I reached the spot to add in more advice?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know the pedals were an advent with the pianoforte
LathosTiran: i want him to be having doomguy face reactions in the corner
Reecer6: oh, we are tuning these with whole steps?
adept_nekomancer: We've simplified music. All notes are E#.
LordZarano: There's a guy on youtube that tuned an entire piano to the same note. C iirc
mtvcdm: But you're the piano master, the master of pianos. You go to a piano, and you master it, in a masterful way.
PharaohBender27: Welp
azninsect: oh.
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DaxStrife: O_o
CaptainSpam: WHAT
beowuuf: gameplay!
Reecer6: we had to replace EVERY WIRE
CaptainSpam: I've seen Sierra puzzles less brutal than THAT.
Reecer6: they only sell them in complete sets
Alephred: Before you tune everything relative to a particular key .. is at least one of them in tune?
KeytarCat: Click above the peg to raise the pitch, but the arrows are v wrong
Desruprot: a Piano tuning puzzles I guess it makes sense thematically
mtvcdm: That wire was load-bearing! The whole piano fell down!
mtvcdm: This piano is DEFECTIVE, bring me a new one
tidehollowcat: At least it lets you do it again in the first place
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm I laughed so hard at this my cats came to check on me
Metric_Furlong: sad_trombone.wav
Reecer6: hammer hits air
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also snapping those wires is incredibly dangerous, right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Shouldn't our face just be horribly cut up if we are holding it right over this?
mtvcdm: Agent 47 weeps at our waste of piano wire
laundreydhull: W a i t . . . I thought this wasn't entirely a rhythm game.
laundreydhull: albeit, remotely
SquareDotCube: don't forget the ebonies
Juliamon: laundreydhull It's not, this isn't rhythm
Juliamon: this is tuning
beowuuf: playing joy to the world is a nice shortcut for tuning white :p
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon For the most generous possible definition of tunin
DaxStrife: The tension is palpabale.
adept_nekomancer: Your harpsicord is haunted. I suggest replacing it.
Metric_Furlong: bye Ian, have a nice walk
SnackPak_: fair
PharaohBender27: @DaxStrife escher3PUN
Reecer6: this is three sets of 88 wires we've had to purchase now
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian just goes outside and screams while putting his fist through a harpsichord
TehAmelie: ah, you can just reset the damage at least
mtvcdm: Such tight plays
adept_nekomancer: @DaxStrife I only hope it doesn't put us under too much strain.
Juliamon: This is a Looney Tunes piano. If you get it right it'll blow up.
laundreydhull: I presumed brakes soon when lrrIAN scurried off...
DaxStrife: Oh crap I didn't even realize I made a pun.
beowuuf: yay
azninsect: freedom
KeytarCat: Quietly. With a harpsichord
laundreydhull: veery... non-conspicuous sir...
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Bahumot: Oh yay! How is Watch & Rhythm?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that guy is totally the clock maker
TehAmelie: he's hugging his invisible friend
Metric_Furlong: or the roses he has for the passicrucions?
DaxStrife: That can't be Dracula, he doesn't look a thing like Nicholas Cage, or Christopher Lee.
SquareDotCube: "Look at all the fucks I have to give"
Juliamon: Bahumot Watch & Cafe, there is no rhythm here
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sir?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is very judgy
emboar2235: or he's preventing the spread of an illness
Wolfstrike_NL: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! Are you wondering what's causing our movement to be controlled?
beowuuf: clearly a lord of waterdeep
laundreydhull: yep. mask not conspicuous at all, stream.
RockPusher: Is the mask particularly ferrous?
Metric_Furlong: he's just an ahead-of-his-time Doctor Doom cosplaying
Thefluffiestguineapig: @emboar2235 Or trying to hide the fact his nose has rotted off due to syphillus
tidehollowcat: UH
Bruceski: Stealing plot elements from Resident Evil
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, secret door triggered by playing the harpsichord??????
Manae: And now we need an all-Elcor remake of The Mask
KeytarCat: A-door-ned
mtvcdm: Nothing out of the ordinary
beowuuf: @Metric_Furlong doctor wolfenstein
laundreydhull: FBBlock lrrIAN
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is it specifically that passage of that particular piece?
Bahumot: Wait? Is Mozart going to fight Robots?
Pseudonymn: mannequisn't
beowuuf: probably
DaxStrife: Nobody cared who Mozart was, until he put on the mask.
KeytarCat: @Pseudonymn mannequ'ain't?
Metric_Furlong: seems like you could have expressed that information with fewer words Mozart
TehAmelie: are they piano playing automatons we have to fight to keep them from stealing musicians' jobs?
SquareDotCube: manneqan't
DaxStrife: Manneqan't.
DaxStrife: Damnit, jinxed.
PharaohBender27: @Pseudonymn Mannequ'ont
tidehollowcat: I still love how Mozart gets smaller in a vain attempt for perspective to make sense.
adept_nekomancer: Or go the skyrim route and put a bucket over his head so you can take all his stuff.
Pseudonymn: you're face.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I gave you that tear drop
iarethel0ser: When someone asks if you're a god, say yes.
Bruceski: I am the milkman.
PharaohBender27: Prussia!? :O
beowuuf: its over manniquin...
Metric_Furlong: goddamn it beowuuf
DaxStrife: "He's a freaking moron... he MUST be royalty!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
beowuuf: :p
emboar2235: @beowuuf i have the high heels
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAAAAAAAT
Invitare: amogus
Juliamon: You SAID we WEREN'T
Thefluffiestguineapig: NEW brainwash??????
A_Dub888: Is this the same beetle that hypnotized a dog?
Metric_Furlong: yes, he needs the alcohol to wash the brain with
Spades_Slicc: Consumed
CaptainSpam: We clearly ate it when its use was done.
Metric_Furlong: that's how that works
Thefluffiestguineapig: Immersion ruined
adept_nekomancer: You don't just give up a cool cape like that. Come on, Mozart.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer True dat
Pseudonymn: @adept_nekomancer It's Batzart now
Thefluffiestguineapig: Where Batzart belongs
KeytarCat: If you insist 🌁
adept_nekomancer: This must be Batzart Begins
RockPusher: You wouldn't like Mozart when he's angry…
TehAmelie: it crashes through the window of your study. . .and mine. yes, father. i shall become a harpsichord.
mtvcdm: Is this the same voice actor as the landlord?
SquareDotCube: too late!
mtvcdm: You'll be very paid
DaxStrife: At least it's not pay in exposure.
Juliamon: "You didn't kill my son, you killed a random pawn"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Really?
Thefluffiestguineapig: No one
SquareDotCube: Anton, the forgotten fifth Beatle.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is job dedication
CaptainSpam: "Look, Mozart, as you know, in this era, life is cheap, and you killed a disposable pawn. Now let's hit the bar."
A_Dub888: Animagnitism
DaxStrife: If you're testing a device for bugs, maybe don't install DEADLY POISON IN IT!
Desruprot: uh
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHATTTTT
tidehollowcat: buh
adept_nekomancer: So technically this is a rhythm game
mtvcdm: The Rhythm Cafe, now offering injections
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHHHHAAAA
Metric_Furlong: well, this *is* technically a rhythm game now Kappa
CururuGuasu: Injected Rhythm Cafe
SquareDotCube: and now, 18th century pseudoscience!
PharaohBender27: Is this supposed to be Franz Mesmer!?
Juliamon: seabatCHOICE
RockPusher: seabatCHOICE
tidehollowcat: The illusion of choice!
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
A_Dub888: !findquote illusion of choice
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adept_nekomancer: That's double locked.
Juliamon: Now for the "BEST" part of the game
mtvcdm: Blue means it's on the right row.
TehAmelie: what fools we were when we thought the conducting simulator was the core game
KeytarCat: You're matching patterns vertically, for the most part
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this a real piece we could google so you could copy the score?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean......
mtvcdm: I might recommend taking a screenshot if you run low on lives to 'save' your progress.
Reecer6: i think it's 3/4?
KeytarCat: It's in 3, with that dotted half
SquareDotCube: IIRC you can play it
SnackPak_: yeah, looks like 3/4 to me
emberBecky: the first measure at least is 2/2
KeytarCat: well, 6/8 because subdivisions
emberBecky: oh wait no
Thefluffiestguineapig: God, changing key signatures or such horrible denotation that a twitch chat and Ian can't figure it out?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is nightmarish
terribleplan: Yeah... 6/8 which I usually read as 2 sets of triplets
mtvcdm: Who did this and can we punch them
betweenmyself: I may not read music very well, but I sure can speak it! 🎼 🎵 🎶 🎶 🎵 (Translation: Where is the library?)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Or subject them to some of those records Missy showed Kathleen
mtvcdm: We're gonna run out of lives, just record what you can.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am trying to get a screen shot
KeytarCat: Oh no, I see it and cannot communicate solutions
betweenmyself: So if we fail to get the music right, are we found guilty of murder?
SquareDotCube: the staccatos probably pair up
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube Fair, this isn't jazz
SquareDotCube: long notes go in middle track
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, but this doesn't make sense ian
KeytarCat: This requires so much knowledge of music comp to like actually *solve*, holy shit
Thefluffiestguineapig: The final thing in the flute line needs to go on a lower staff
Thefluffiestguineapig: Screen shot!
betweenmyself: Recent leaks have shown this musical note rearrangement gameplay is going to be a major part of GTA 6 riffYeti
Reecer6: i guess a good way to look at it is that the two sets of four measures probably parallel each other
adept_nekomancer: @KeytarCat I was kind of wondering how helpful musical knowledge is here. I can match patterns vertically, but other than that I have no idea what should go where.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the middle line chorus?
SquareDotCube: the two high notes can go to the top.
Lysander_salamander: what a weird sliding block puzzle
KeytarCat: @KeytarCat yeah, I'm looking at phrasing, which I learned most of AFTER dropping music school
lackingsanity: keeping it pretty simple on the horns
Reecer6: i can't hear the bassoon
KeytarCat: Flute I,II 2 to Fagotto I,II 1, I think
Thefluffiestguineapig: The first line (flute line) if there are repeated patterns the second measure piece should swap with the thing from the Violin 2 line second to last measure
betweenmyself: I just came back from the future: we spent all this time on this puzzle expecting a major plot development or puzzle piece and only received handgun ammo for our troubles.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The third line, second measure you are looking for upward stems
Bruceski: First 2.5 measures are a repetition.
als96: Right
Reecer6: it's first row right
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski Yeah, that is what I was trying to check
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is why labeling is so important! Lack of label can lead to Ian screaming
Bruceski: I just started humming one of them and it felt obvious it has to repeat. Then I verified those existed on the board
Thefluffiestguineapig: And not like that fun ninja screaming game
SquareDotCube: two quarter rests go on fourth row right
KeytarCat: Flute left goes to corn right
Thefluffiestguineapig: Famous last words "Let's see if we can work the rest of this out"
KeytarCat: flute to row 3
SaxPython: Filino II triplet to flute 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who thinks this is fun?
Dreamlettuce: You sunk my battleship!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Like, show me a person who thinks this (not watching it and being in chat but playing the game) is fun
Juliamon: Presumably the devs thought it was fun
betweenmyself: These dots and lines mean absolutely nothing to my musically untrained mind. I am completely powerless in this universe.
SaxPython: FBtouchdown KomodoHype FBtouchdown
adept_nekomancer: Musicality!
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHOOOOOOO
mtvcdm: Video games!
Thefluffiestguineapig: VICTORY
KeytarCat: Western music theory is FUCKED
CompSciJedi: This is absolutely cruel if you can't read sheet music
azninsect: this seems...mean
KeytarCat: It's so complex
lackingsanity: this would be better if you didnt have limited attempts and if there were some way to play the measure you just changed so you could hear if it sounded right
mtvcdm: This is a puzzle you use to encode a naval invasion.
adept_nekomancer: I have a general idea of how sheet music works. I have no idea how to solve that puzzle other than pattern matching.
PharaohBender27: Yeah, if you can't read music at an advanced level, this seems impossible
Thefluffiestguineapig: And here lies Ian who angered band nerds
Bruceski: The old Doctor Brain games had a puzzle like that but let you play it, didn't they?
SaxPython: PowerUpL PowerUpR
Metric_Furlong: !break
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azninsect: sure is a sign off
Bruceski: Sections of the score could be reversed or flipped
emberBecky: right it could even be an exercise for a musicianship student if you could actually listen to the music
KeytarCat: @adept_nekomancer I mean, that's what notation is. But yeah, knowing what patterns are important is one of those "You never stop learning" bits of the field
SaxPython: yeah I think it pretty unfair, even with a semester of music theory
KeytarCat: @emberBecky It would be decent without that, at uni level. I did similar stuff in the comp lab
Darleysam: there's someone who I really want to show that puzzle to and see how she gets on, as a classically trained musician
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Darleysam Do you value your life?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because if I showed this to the people with music degrees I know there would be real danger
KeytarCat: @Darleysam Oh yeah, you do! chilli152Heart
Darleysam: @Darleysam good question.
betweenmyself: Sometimes ya just gotta smoke a fool with the gift… Of music.
Bruceski: Yup, Lost Mind of Doctor Brain. They played it for you first and could be replayed at any time. You could swap, vert or horizontal-flip measures.
Darleysam: @Darleysam chilli152Heart also hello!
PharaohBender27: Well, I should go start making dinner. See you all in the VOD!
Juliamon: heck, I want Molly in here analyzing it
SaxPython: @PharaohBender27 lrrSHINE
SaxPython: It would be awesome to find a mozart historian to speedrun the puzzles
SaxPython: like pfff obviously
LordZarano: Ooh! Have Max look at it!
betweenmyself: I would say get Jill Valentine in here to fix things, but she only knows Beethoven pennyWhat
mtvcdm: Deemo's house!
KeytarCat: Tools in the basement?
DaxStrife: Use beetle on beetle; make them kiss.
Metric_Furlong: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! This is a Hideo Kojima production.
betweenmyself: 💋
azninsect: uh
SquareDotCube: mozart-butt-chan
SnackPak_: of course
mtvcdm: Windmill slam Eff This Puzzle
Pseudonymn: I need someone to synchronize my legs, maybe then I could get to work
Thefluffiestguineapig: Want is a very strong word
SnackPak_: game pls
betweenmyself: As one does
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
Boon_33: looks like a metronome of DOOM
mtvcdm: Go make the poison beetle do things!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, you had to do this twice before this?
LathosTiran: head nad shoulders abouve myst
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is horrible
mtvcdm: Good, we have a poison beetle armed and operational!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Which you, as a master composer, would know
TehAmelie: the beetle wants to murder again
Boon_33: shank of be shanked?
betweenmyself: Talk to his neck using beetle
tidehollowcat: Somehow I think that Spud was probably designed better than this, as hard as it is to say that.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this voice an AI?
azninsect: "give me your keys....also your wallet"
mtvcdm: Ask for his wallet
CururuGuasu: Give me your shoes
betweenmyself: I need your jacket and your bike.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tidehollowcat I would say yes, but I would have a hard time saying whether this or the Quivering was worse
DaxStrife: I want this voice added to TikTok text-to-speech now.
azninsect: stairs. mozart.
Capt_clown: ecdyciLove ecdyciLove ecdyciLove
TehAmelie: the floor is super waxed
Bruceski: Look, do you think shadow physics was anywhere near the focus of development time here?
SnackPak_: Mozart needs for friction
mtvcdm: I was on ice skates once. Keyword, once.
betweenmyself: He needs shoes with better traction
TehAmelie: the cobbles also
CururuGuasu: He’s trying to generate static electricity
Thefluffiestguineapig: That jog is so weird
Capt_clown: Is this like a Halloween parody with Mozart as Laurie and Salieri as Michael? LUL
CururuGuasu: Those uncultured Vienna audiences
mtvcdm: I am eating a hamburger.... *like the famous clockmaker.*
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offbeatwitch: who is this man?!
offbeatwitch: who am his?!
SquareDotCube: OH MY GOD
betweenmyself: Mozart can only ever move halfway toward his target in any given period of time, meaning he never reaches his destination. He just slows to near imperceptible movement while his legs furiously flail at the ground.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME
mtvcdm: Heather: ".....leave"
Desruprot: LUL
SquareDotCube: the power of crankin' it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Please, sir, go to your home
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAAHHHHH
adept_nekomancer: That's some fine music.
offbeatwitch: ah, chords
Boon_33: magical
mtvcdm: Bing bong!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I just did a spit take on my cat in my lap
Capt_clown: That's a ringtone of a psychopath
BusTed: banger alert
Thefluffiestguineapig: She was not happy
SquareDotCube: That's Tchaitoskvy! He's not even alive yet!
TehAmelie: the Lemmings didn't make up that song?
betweenmyself: If they wanted to really be mean you would also have to worry about flipping the individual bars vertically.
RockPusher: What about anime OP/EDs?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube This game is obviously a stoned time traveling music prodigy's origin story
KeytarCat: it's Rondo A La Turka, for those interested
lackingsanity: hence the mechanical turk
KeytarCat: Mode 7!? KappaPride
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, why were you sure?????
Boon_33: spoilers, there was a man in the mechanical turk
mtvcdm: How long have you been here? Don't worry about it
betweenmyself: Shave them sideburns!
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Unsavory"
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig So he's not smuggling MSG
DaxStrife: Great, now I'm totally going to mishear "Under Pressure" to "Under Prussian" now.
Driosenth: Did he get those secret powers by singing "4 Non Blonds"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, wasn't that prime minister real? I don't think that he was convinced he had supernatural powers
Thefluffiestguineapig: But why were the traps necessary?
Desruprot: vast underground
betweenmyself: Dark Endeavors: A Motzart Mystery
DaxStrife: Ah yes, the real villain is revealed: ANCIENT EGYPT!
Thefluffiestguineapig: VAST
Thefluffiestguineapig: UNDERGROUND
Thefluffiestguineapig: PYRAMID
BusTed: 🤔
KeytarCat: That's where I learned to embrace the Darkness and now I can freeze mfers
Thefluffiestguineapig: Because building those kinds of things without modern earthmoving equipment is feasible within less than a lifetime
TehAmelie: a pyramid is three triangles supporting each other, according to Ted Lasso
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, zenith and midday sound the same
betweenmyself: How would I go about getting “balls deep” in this pyramid you speak of? riffThink
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's a good point
imatwitchstreamerplzsub: When do you get your flintlock pistol and duel the wig off the Nancy boys?
emboar2235: i acknowledge the councils decision, but given that its a stupid ass decision, i've chosen to ignore it. nick fury
Driosenth: naturally aspirated beetles
mtvcdm: We are committed to awareness of my father's deeds
Driosenth: your "bowel" movements
Thefluffiestguineapig: Didn't he say this already?
Thefluffiestguineapig: To inject groove juice
Thefluffiestguineapig: IN WHAT WAY
KeytarCat: Fuck in the Turk Box, to the tune of Rock the Kasbah
tidehollowcat: Oh no we're back here
mtvcdm: 'Hey Mozart, I've done some training and gotten better at cards? Want to play again?'
betweenmyself: Thanks CHRIST Mozart has improved travel speed over that bridge compared to indoorsz
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also more infamous last words "Well we opened this before"
offbeatwitch: you old hermit
Spades_Slicc: Saaaaaint Juuuude, don't make it bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, do we need to know the meanings of the saints?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT IS THIS
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAAAAT
Desruprot: not that secret if its labeled Secret Door
offbeatwitch: violin-activated door
Pseudonymn: ??????
Driosenth: What is this "Rubber Chicken With a Pulley in the Middle" BS
Alex_Frostfire: How's he getting those harmonies in there...?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can someone add "use the violin on the door then you can click it" to the bad advice
SquareDotCube: so is the violin a major key or minor key to the door?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is not the eye of ra
mtvcdm: Barge go up, barge go down. Barge go up, barge go down.
betweenmyself: I want a game in this style starring the Montgolfier brothers, replacing the musical notation puzzles with vigorous bathing mini games and frequent ‘Golden Age of Ballooning’ musical interludes.
Desruprot: good ol God Re
offbeatwitch: oh shit
mtvcdm: What?!
offbeatwitch: it's a time machine
DaxStrife: wut
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAAAAAAATTTT
betweenmyself: LIMBOOOOO
Boon_33: use fork to disable lightning :)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Take off that wig and heels
SquareDotCube: well time to get our friend Faraday
SaxPython: Honk
KeytarCat: !y
Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT is not what any of those mean
betweenmyself: Mozart, well known Egyptologist
Thefluffiestguineapig: Stucco is not an engraving
Bruceski: I think there's an ankh just below the hands
Spades_Slicc: It's for a guitar Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is Osiris, god of the underworld
ArcOfTheConclave: in the shape on an Egyptian aunt?
TehAmelie: i think the meaning is to write words
Boon_33: weird to see all these Egyptian artifacts outside of England
SquareDotCube: Time to SMASH
betweenmyself: @boon_33 so many OOPArts
Reecer6: it's at face-level!
mtvcdm: That's at like eye level. You don't even have to bend that much.
Reecer6: f-f-f-fluid?????
Bruceski: electrical fluid?
TehAmelie: the second state of electricity?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Let it
Spades_Slicc: Plasma might be a fluid
Driosenth: "Short circuit the electric fluid"
CaptainSpam: Liquid electricity!
Juliamon: Reminder that they have a poor grasp of electricity in this game
Thefluffiestguineapig: WWWWHHHHHAAAATTT
tidehollowcat: Yeah, electrical fluid. It got mentioned earlier
Juliamon: We read a book about it
RockPusher wonders how many peanuts Ian currently has in his pockets lrrBEEJ
Desruprot: desrupD
offbeatwitch: wheeeeeee
Spades_Slicc: Use key fluid to short circuit the mechanism
CaptainSpam: Or we'll just go up RIGHT NOW.
KeytarCat: Nos Tits theater
Thefluffiestguineapig: He ascended
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, actually though
Spades_Slicc: The body of christ
Desruprot: Bread
SaxPython: #FloorBread
emboar2235: sometimes bread just appears when you least expect it
betweenmyself: So at what point does Mozart jump into a fridge to avoid an atomic detonation?
CaptainSpam: That is a very tall desk.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Right after he retrieves the All Spark from his own brain
CaptainSpam: Up to Mozart's chin height.
mtvcdm: 20 minutes before Alex gives up
SaxPython: 100%
Thefluffiestguineapig: For sure
CaptainSpam: Alex would bail WAY too fast. Alex already doesn't like point-and-click adventure games on the BEST of days.
Bahumot: That said, would Ian enjoy Prayer Warriors or Spud?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bahumot Did they "enjoy" those?
mtvcdm: Oh, yeah. Alex hates this genre.
Desruprot: Mozart harder than Dark Souls confirmed
Gizmoloid: Yeah, Alex would get a walkthrough almost immediately
mtvcdm: Alex doesn't do adventure games even when they're good.
betweenmyself: No wait, this convoluted narrative… Five dollars says Mozart will soon be replaced by Troxazm and we reveal the secret power behind the Rosicrucians was Xehanort all along! riffGasp
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pants bread
TehAmelie: mm, sweat bread
TehAmelie: it's like water with salt included!
SquareDotCube: do not eat the pants bread
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am crying laughing
3and4fifths: Next time on TTSF...
TehAmelie: just needs a touch of leavings, er, leavening
Spades_Slicc: Next TTSF Ian makes pants bread
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now opera?
Pseudonymn: no comment
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CaptainSpam: No comment at all, just a natural place to store your key.
Thefluffiestguineapig: When did an operatic soprano and orchestra start up?
DaxStrife: WAT
Juliamon: Mozart, what the fuck
niccus: maybe.. maybe that's still what the bird wants
TehAmelie: okay i know how you can easily get yeast for your pants bread. the secret is just trying to make pants bread for long enough
Thefluffiestguineapig: THAT DRESS
betweenmyself: uWu
mtvcdm: The great clockmaker?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also wait, she is laced into a nightgown
DaxStrife: "I'm not here to rob you! Now where's your safe?!"
Pseudonymn: the angles on those books are doing bad things to my pattern seeking brain
betweenmyself: Now I’m in the closet too…. 🎶
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, must celebrate, but need elixer?
Travilogue: Oh, that kind of coco
mtvcdm: Coco wants some cocoa! The police know everything!
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does the bird think the police know everything
betweenmyself: Polly want some booger sugar pennyWhat
Boon_33: dip it?
PuddleOfWerid: WHY
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHATTTTT
Spades_Slicc: Pain au Chocolot
TehAmelie: remember that parrot that disappeared from England and came back years later speaking with a Chilean accent?
tehfewl: choco pan
Alex_Frostfire: This is not how you take care of birds.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Wasn't he speaking Spanish and asking for someone named Bob or something?
Pseudonymn: Accurate representation of my mental state
TehAmelie: i may not remember it very well
Pseudonymn: It gets better
mtvcdm: COCO
PuddleOfWerid: omfg
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Thefluffiestguineapig: IS THE BIRD
Alex_Frostfire: Someone's been talking to their bird...
betweenmyself: If the bird flies under 30 mph, everyone aboard dies.
CaptainSpam: So the answer was to give a bird diarrhea to get the key?!?
emberBecky: is this what happens when you give a bird chocolate?
Thefluffiestguineapig: HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL
Thefluffiestguineapig: CRISIS
SaxPython: MTV FBtouchdown
TehAmelie: the parrot has the morbs
mtvcdm: I'm so lonely. Help there's a bomb! Coco wants some cocoa! The police know everything!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, where is the music coming from? This is before the advent of recording
emberBecky: but before that I guess they say things like that :c
cle0deen: Papageno is from Magic Flute
cle0deen: He's looking for his Papagena
Spades_Slicc: Oh buddy you're on the mainest screen (television)
TehAmelie: i never turn on Siri
tidehollowcat: how is she sitting
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT WAS THAT
emboar2235: she's telling mozart about his extended car warranty
offbeatwitch: oh they're GOING for it
SaxPython: That's so sad. Alexa play Despacito
BusTed: tqsNom
offbeatwitch: LMAO
Driosenth: Mozart hugging the edge of that couch really tighly
PuddleOfWerid: that was quick LOL
Spades_Slicc: Did Mozart say she has bad throat game
offbeatwitch: we had to kiss the woman first
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHY
laundreydhull: brakes!?
Pseudonymn: That's bioware tier
tehfewl: you ruin the guys plans AND sleep with his wife?
betweenmyself: No option to romance the parrot. 0/5
SquareDotCube: as long as it's not locked liver
offbeatwitch: down we go!
TehAmelie: "was that a dream? have i slept?"
TehAmelie: "have i been Tyler longer and longer?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did someone clip the parrot's existential crisis? I missed it
RockPusher: No True Englander
mtvcdm: Peter Englander, of the Scotland Englanders
CaptainSpam: "Hello, I am Roger Definitelyfromgermany. I am from Ireland."
SaxPython: Something something man in a jar
Thefluffiestguineapig: Bend=unseal
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betweenmyself: Unfortunately I’m all out of fulcrums to give.
mtvcdm: No
CaptainSpam: Nah, they have perfectly good sausages in Vienna.
mtvcdm: Haggis is not a real food, it is a food Scotland uses to prank people
cle0deen: I think so?
SaxPython: It's not the dank, it's the humidity
Boon_33: you twist the rope with the bar, like a tourniquet
emberBecky: eheheh
MAPBoardgames: I just wandered in. Can anyone give me a clue what is going on?
mtvcdm: @MAPBoardgames Nope
Juliamon: MAPBoardgames No
Pseudonymn: @MAPBoardgames In all seriousness
Pseudonymn: not a chance
TheMerricat: More importantly how did we bend the bars l and he was able to get out
Spades_Slicc: Don't be mean to Ohio, they don't have anything
MAPBoardgames: LOL! thanks!
TehAmelie: he's from the Ohio Englander Scots
Juliamon: I don't think anyone but the devs knows what's going on
Spades_Slicc: His name is Englander because of colonization
cle0deen: Then Stella helped him find it
Juliamon: And even then I'm not entirely sure this wasn't AI-gen
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc Hey, we have messed up watersheds thank you very much. And rivers that catch fire
betweenmyself: Breakin 2: Electric Fluid Goo
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Electric fluid"
TehAmelie: several things have been lost in translation, among other things
Alex_Frostfire: I guess that explains the giant statue of Thoth...
laundreydhull: Should we shelf this title to talking sim?(playthru) lrrCAMERON lrrCORI
SaxPython: Oh no Kingdom Hearts
Juliamon: Door to the Minions Movies?
mtvcdm: Powering down
laundreydhull: y'know, for content...
laundreydhull: @Juliamon uhuh. What happened to those again?
HorusFive: lrrWOW lrrIAN
mtvcdm: To get to the other side
Juliamon: laundreydhull I was making a joke about Illumination, the company that made them
Thefluffiestguineapig: UMM
Thefluffiestguineapig: On the word of a parrot
Alex_Frostfire: Sport?!
MAPBoardgames: No no no, if there was a bomb, all the bomb alarms would be going of.
CaptainSpam: SPORT?!?
offbeatwitch: thanks sport
BusTed: Thanks, champ
SaxPython: KomodoHype
mtvcdm: Thanks, slick
VinylMinty: NO WAY
Thefluffiestguineapig: SPORT?????
laundreydhull: Is this what writing will sound like during the WGA strike period?
SaxPython: No Malarky, Jack
offbeatwitch: do we need the- oh, no
offbeatwitch: i was gonna say do we need the woman we just frenched
CaptainSpam: 'Ere, Sport.
iarethel0ser: We succeed by the power of friendship!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @offbeatwitch Oh no, she is too frail
laundreydhull: not. even. govenor.
MAPBoardgames: This IS a castle. And there are MANY tapestries. But you're a Scotsman, than I am MICKEY MOUSE!
shendaras: Can you put him back in the jail?
JonnyGlitched: Do you smell toast?
mtvcdm: Are ya winning, sport?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Having had aphasia, can confirm this is kind of similar
SaxPython: @shendaras lunarj1Fangs
JonnyGlitched: that's a briick
offbeatwitch: cocaine
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig I hope the stream has lived up to your expectations
JonnyGlitched: snort it!
offbeatwitch: you know, the salt of life
mtvcdm: Good bye sport!
HorusFive: PJSalt
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon It has surpassed them for sure
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm horribly confused but very amused
MAPBoardgames: I'm detecting salt alright
CaptainSpam: Oh hey, loot.
JonnyGlitched: wow this is Myst level of 3D graphics
SaxPython: roll for initiative?
HorusFive: So, those guys just live in this room?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MAPBoardgames Is Adam here because this is a lot of salt
mtvcdm: Not even a mimic
RockPusher: !search for treasure
LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
Feriority: One of them only tells the truth, the other only lies?
MAPBoardgames: One always lies?
HorusFive: Do they have another way in/out?
JonnyGlitched: AAAAH
cle0deen: Well if it's bath salts, run.
mtvcdm: Just YOINK
azninsect: is that all we had to do, just grab the mask
JonnyGlitched: Wait... this is a real voice actor
laundreydhull: a lot of stone slabs, even for a secret cult
MAPBoardgames: What was the name of your first pet?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Untie???????
DaxStrife: One emperor tells lies, the other emperor tells truths.
CaptainSpam: I was about to ask what he meant by "set me free"...
Thefluffiestguineapig: SAINT
CaptainSpam: Meanwhile, this chap to the left, I don't know what his deal is.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The HRE was called many things but that was not usually one
HorusFive: The other guy just standing there "could you also set me free? no? OK guess I'll just die"
Fanklok: What the fuck did i just walk into
RockPusher: Shoulda left him under liquid-guard
offbeatwitch: guy's so loaded he owns a pyramid
MAPBoardgames: He has a pyramid? What sort of scheme does he have?
Feriority: Hate it when I leave someone under solid guard and they show up in my pyramid
Thefluffiestguineapig: And now villain monologue???????
CururuGuasu: Boss fight! Boss fight!
Driosenth: He has a literal "Pyramid Scheme"
Alex_Frostfire: It's like a bizarre facsimile of a coherent story, yet I can't look away...
SquareDotCube: but where else would you scheme Ian?
betweenmyself: I can’t wait until the pyramid lifts off and deploys its orbital lasers.
niccus: unfortunately it's too late to have the next moonbase be a pyramid
Rourke9: huh
JonnyGlitched: Oh god, they watched Chariots of the Gods
Alex_Frostfire: I didn't call "robot army."
RockPusher: Ah yes, know prerequisite for pyramid building — electricity
CururuGuasu: But not Czars
MAPBoardgames: Moguli, give me the secret of fire!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, this is all about making gold and immortatily?
JonnyGlitched: He does waffle on
CaptainSpam: Oh hey, no Is This Your Card tonight! Let's let the crazy flow!
tidehollowcat: Joseph II Cube
SquareDotCube: Not Joseph II`
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT ARE CUBE
TheMerricat: Aka
betweenmyself: Woah woah woah. Alchemist’s Stone? This narrative was so grounded and realistic until they brought Alchemy into the mix pennyWhat
Thefluffiestguineapig: AAAAHHHHH
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just watch them all walk away seperately
Boon_33: but how's the rhythm?
MAPBoardgames: Watch and Rhythm
CaptainSpam: doooo eeeeeet
mtvcdm: Overtime's an option
TheAinMAP: braven10PRISM
SnackPak_: Is This Your Rhythm Game?
SquareDotCube: "Made of tissue"
Metric_Furlong: !break
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SaxPython: KomodoHype
MAPBoardgames: The game is way funnier w/o context
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am so happy my friend told me about this
betweenmyself: So… “F it, we’re doing it live”?
mtvcdm: We're finishing this game in the Mortal Kombat kustom
niccus: the game's getting finished. laid to rest.
laundreydhull: *sighs* I better have a really committed editor for whatever the heck I'm writing on my own. Cuz whomever ran this script back, didn't do their homework(...??)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MAPBoardgames Dude, you assume context is an addition and not just causing smoke to pour out of Ian's ears
Juliamon: I was going to go refill my water bottle, but maybe I need something stronger.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly watching Ian and Heather slowly melt is reminding me a little of watching Cam and Cori try to deal with the nonsense that was Detroit Become Human
Fanklok: Vodka looks like water
mtvcdm: 'Slowly' melt?
laundreydhull: My lesson learned today?: Don't write/edit a piece remotely resembling this.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Fair, I guess Heather is slowly melting and Ian has passed straight to sublimation
mtvcdm: This is about as fast as Heather melts. Do you know how hard it is to break her?
mtvcdm: Ian's long gone
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not really? Most of what I have seen of Heather is with other people. But I guess being married to Beej would raise your ability to withstand nonsense
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was the correct response
laundreydhull: This comes from a brain whom believed Downton Abbey was set somewhere within or before the 19th century.
laundreydhull: Shit, I sent...
Boon_33: and the fifth element?
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
laundreydhull: eyes halved punt'd.
Pseudonymn: Bassin'
tdapenguin: a basson!
MAPBoardgames: The 4 primal elements? Hydrogen, Carbon, Oxygen, Nitrogen?
tdapenguin: basoooon
DaxStrife: Bassin' makes me feel good
mtvcdm: Everything changed when the Celestial Arch Nation attacked
tdapenguin: Bassssan
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why not both?
tdapenguin: we can have so many things, none of which many any sense
offbeatwitch: wetted
Thefluffiestguineapig: From all our tears
laundreydhull: door adore
laundreydhull: or adore door
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, is the walkthrough also not helping?
CaptainSpam: The book just materialized while we were looking at the door?
mtvcdm: Time for Trombone Champ
Pseudonymn: oh..
Rourke9: ~rhythm~
betweenmyself: Abraham Lincoln eye?
Alex_Frostfire: What the...?
Fanklok: Watch + Play, Talking Simulator and now Rhythm Cafe have all experienced the madness of point and click adventure games for content. Which stream is next?
laundreydhull: lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE lrrHERE
CaptainSpam: GAMEPLAY.
Thefluffiestguineapig: CONDUCTING
laundreydhull: the sum of a tired emote...
niccus: let's nope got the best of it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that is not the eye of horus
DaxStrife: Getting Trombone Champ flashbacks.
SaxPython: @Fanklok Let's Nope
betweenmyself: Let’s Nope and Say We Okayed
mtvcdm: The black eye of the hawk god
CaptainSpam: Eye of the Hawk God
laundreydhull: Hold on, what is this title on the PEGI scale? or is it misc'd?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also wait, the eye of Horus was specifically gold
HorusFive: [Beej apparates at the sound of his true name lrrBEEJ ]
laundreydhull: @HorusFive Don't we call those "steppes"?
Fanklok: Mozart got that hustle
betweenmyself: @thefluffiestguineapig clearly referring to his less celebrated *other* eye
mtvcdm: oh no
Spades_Slicc: black eye?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Right, why did I think this had any relation to real symbolism
Spades_Slicc: black eye
iarethel0ser: We're painting the door black.
Thefluffiestguineapig: WAHT
CaptainSpam: Well, at least it's not a Towers of Hanoi puzzle.
Thefluffiestguineapig: How did ink get us here????????????
HorusFive: Some honey on the yoyo bullshit here
MAPBoardgames: Wait. Was there a time skip? This is live right?
mtvcdm: Oh boy we get to build our own battery, that's not dangerous
betweenmyself: Highly corrosive black ink that ate away the compartment cover…?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MAPBoardgames No time skip
TheMerricat: I think the implication is we gave Horace a black eye
MAPBoardgames: Now I have Metallica's Battery running in my head.
Twilight_Spark: I miss 2 hours of this game and we're in some kind of temple?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do we need to use the ink every time?
SquareDotCube: replace all with tissue and then just layer it copper-tissue-zinc?
SaxPython: dry the wets, wet the drys
betweenmyself: @twilight_spark an Egyptian themed underground pyramid to be precise
Thefluffiestguineapig: Battery sandwich, mmm my favorite
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Twilight_Spark Run by a guy who wants to use his robot army to take over europe
MAPBoardgames: What was the Ink for?
Alex_Frostfire: Well, that was a clear pattern, anyway.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MAPBoardgames Yes
laundreydhull: @MAPBoardgames leaving... & not staying.
Twilight_Spark: If I had a robot army I may also decide to take over Europe, so that's pretty relatable.
tdapenguin: poor ian
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
SaxPython: lrrSIG
mtvcdm: Swordfish!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why does he need to move
Travilogue: Or.... walk around him?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: You could just WALK AROUND\
betweenmyself: So I guess option two then?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That stucco which is synonymous with engraving
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOW
Alex_Frostfire: Symbol of wide
Pseudonymn: breabdth
iarethel0ser: Thicc symbol.
mtvcdm: Symbol of bread
TheMerricat: Symbol of Bread
MAPBoardgames: Thath the best thing since sliced breadth
Pseudonymn: symbol of moist
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Symbol for humidity+symbol of earth= pants bread
mtvcdm: NO
SaxPython: KomodoHype
CaptainSpam: This is SO Trombone Champ.
SquareDotCube: gotta play your way out
MAPBoardgames: Are you keeping Score?
betweenmyself: BIG PIANO
Thefluffiestguineapig: YOU HAVE INK
Thefluffiestguineapig: WWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAT
Anubis169: Hellooooooooo Ian & Heather! lrrAWESOME
mtvcdm: Do we have to?
SaxPython: final boss
SaxPython: ?
betweenmyself: Kill me now BibleThump
mtvcdm: nooooooooooooo
tdapenguin: final boss: music homework
Thefluffiestguineapig: @tdapenguin You aren't even wrong
cle0deen: College music theory...
cle0deen: It's all coming back
tdapenguin: seems kind of a lot of effort for someone to crowdsource their composition classwork :P
Reecer6: that's what goes in that spot?? all the other measures are quiet as hell
InquisitorGaia: you miscounted 6th row on one of them
SaxPython: the winds are actually impossible
Reecer6: i wish the guide would just call them by their instrument
Reecer6: don't make me count to six man
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
mtvcdm: WHAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: For persistence Cheer100
Thefluffiestguineapig: MAKE A WHAT
MAPBoardgames: Stagger Save
SnackPak_: thanks walkthrough
SaxPython: @Thefluffiestguineapig lrrSHINE
tidehollowcat: This is a better walkthrough than what they had for the Quivering at least
mtvcdm: When the walkthrough of an adventure/ puzzle game tells you to make a separate save
Thefluffiestguineapig: Imagine having to edit that walkthrough for clarity
Boon_33: @Thefluffiestguineapig LUL
PharaohBender27: Oh dang we're still going
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, even the walkthrough bails at this point
gnyrinn: Hello, you lot. Did you know that catching up on a stream if you come to it late is awful on twitch? Is this not the time and place for other people to complain about faulty UI?
CaptainSpam: *Level* to the lift.
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 They are dedicated to finishing tonight
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon I hope they're relatively close, in that case :p
betweenmyself: Whoopsie doodles riffYeti
Juliamon: PharaohBender27 They're using some big cheats for it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Interpret=play
Thefluffiestguineapig: WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAATTT
tidehollowcat: What the FUCK
MAPBoardgames: Yar!
Twilight_Spark: Huh?
PharaohBender27: Also hoo boy, they're really leaning into the bonkers conspiracy theory story, aren't they
Thefluffiestguineapig: PIRATES NOW
CaptainSpam: R.
Juliamon: Oh, yeah, they kidnapped us once
Alex_Frostfire: Yeah, who's side?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why do the pirates want to catch him????
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig They're actually, IIRC, meant o be Romani. This game has . . . problematic elements
betweenmyself: It makes much more sense if you stop questioning everything and just swallow all the acid you have stashed away.
Juliamon: and yeah, they're Romani who forced us to play a card game
Twilight_Spark: I, too, hate the Rose Cross.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, Keller? or KellAir
SaxPython: lrrGREED
Alex_Frostfire: "Kidnapping for ransom" is honorable now?
Twilight_Spark: vouch?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Root for me?????
Thefluffiestguineapig: He can root for me sport
MAPBoardgames: Artists don't care about money, that why you can pay them in exposure! lrrBEEJ
PharaohBender27: Pigeons, you say? Weren't there pigeons earlier in the game?
laundreydhull: y'know, Am glad I'm tuning the game's dialogue out due to fear of it breaking my concentration for another thing.
betweenmyself: I’ll have you know I am his most PRIZED pigeon, madam.
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
tdapenguin: @betweenmyself lrrHEART
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
offbeatwitch: oh? uh huh?
Thefluffiestguineapig: PHRASING
tidehollowcat: no...
MAPBoardgames: Going to loose?
Melfina__: uhhhh
Anubis169: lose*
Twilight_Spark: LuL
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, gambling to prove..........
Metric_Furlong: bod-e
CaptainSpam: He's not clever! This whole world is mad!
KeytarCat: I uuh, kinda want her to run a knife through me
Anubis169: welp, there goes the stream
Reecer6: i don't wanna play 31 again aaaaaaa
Twilight_Spark: Feet!
SnackPak_: sergeOwl
SaxPython: lrrWOW
betweenmyself: pennyWhat
Anubis169: hang your head in de-feet
Musicsquid: Click feet, streamer
CururuGuasu: We live here now
Alex_Frostfire: I heard you like RNG.
MAPBoardgames: Legally distinct blackjack
Anubis169: this RNG is awfully predictable btw
CaptainSpam: Oh COME ON.
Metric_Furlong: RNGesus isn't happy with us today
Reecer6: there's no strategy here. you just lose
Spades_Slicc: James's curse is so powerful it's invading normal card games
mtvcdm: Card game cheats
CaptainSpam: Okay, this RNG is just rigged against you, I'm fully convinced.
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Thefluffiestguineapig: THE PLANK
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
betweenmyself: He lays down his cardboard and starts breakin
Twilight_Spark: Seems like bulshit.
CaptainSpam: No, this is absolutely cheating.
mtvcdm: Absolute cheats
Metric_Furlong: game design!
CaptainSpam: This is bullshit.
Anubis169: The Jack of Spades just came out twice between rounds
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, how did she win?
Anubis169: :/
SquareDotCube: if you're going to implement some form of Blackjack at least DO NOT SHUFFLE UNTIL ALL CARS ARE DEALT
DaxStrife: Please add that to the quote database
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
betweenmyself: So THAT’S what the Jack’s legs look like
SquareDotCube: *Cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: And we have all lost
Twilight_Spark: LOL
SnackPak_: holy shit
Thefluffiestguineapig: I suspect Mano of stacking the deck
mtvcdm: Gambling? I'm out!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Only ten?
Reecer6: wait, what's the win criterion again
TheDailyMapleSyrup: This game is odd
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Simonark: If Mozart is famous for one thing, it's casino gaming.
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Reecer6 Uninstalling this game
CaptainSpam: What a stupid game.
betweenmyself: How many wins are we even playing to?
Thefluffiestguineapig: He is one with the game
Simonark: Mano, whose hands are feted.
SnackPak_: having to go first everytime really hurts
Anubis169: thing is, if you'd have held at 25, Mano would've beaten you at 26
CaptainSpam: So this is Blackjack, but to 31, and there's no "dealer" that has to stand at certain numbers.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also this game board is some crazy inlay
Anubis169: there seem to be a LOT of "win by one"-s in the RNG
Reecer6: now per the terms of the game we should have been stabbed twice already, so i'm glad we haven't
mtvcdm: Yeah, the AI always knows exactly what they need to beat us.
Fanklok: If you ahd the 4 the 31 would have been a 30
MAPBoardgames: Mano is dealing from the bottom of the deck
betweenmyself: Game lacks a “flip card table” option. 0/5
SquareDotCube: @CaptainSpam Not to mention the deck is shuffled each round, instead of shuffled once all cards are played.
MAPBoardgames: Why would you stop at 21?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Next time Alex says he has found video game hell someone needs to mention Mozart Requiem 31
Twilight_Spark: Pazaak!
xantos69: That sounds amazing
DudelidouX: At least there's less randomness
Alex_Frostfire: Is... Mano stacking the deck?
Anubis169: anybody for Star Trek 3D Chess?
Twilight_Spark: Yeah Pazaak's more fun.
Metric_Furlong: I mean, if the first player shifted between rounds you could at least make some probability decisions
betweenmyself: One last round of Blitz Ball before we take on Tidus’s dad.
KeytarCat: Oh no, he's right
Metric_Furlong: !time
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betweenmyself: CARDS!!!
KeytarCat: This is my card
SaxPython: These are your cards FBtouchdown
offbeatwitch: salt
Juliamon: This is our card
CururuGuasu: Is this your card?
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
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offbeatwitch: did it glitch out on those last few
lannersong: Oh hey early Is This Your Card
Anubis169: !card
MAPBoardgames: Is this our card?
MAPBoardgames: I hope not
mtvcdm: Thank you for having me, it's great to be here
Reecer6: it boggles the mind that they forced you to do this earlier in the game and then decided "let's do the exact same thing... again"
Simonark: Wheeler will NOT be thrilled to learn he's got to spent the rest of the month playing this #$%@%ing minigame
TheAinMAP: Turns out this is "Is This Your Card?" after all.
betweenmyself: This is well within the bounds of acceptable game developer behavior… pennyWhat
PharaohBender27: @Simonark tqsLOL
mtvcdm: Going last just gives you inherent advantage in this.
Anubis169: yeah this is Wheeler's new game for May
CaptainSpam: This is Mozart Requiem. There are no rewards here.
Juliamon: It's no Wizard 101, but it's better than some games Wheeler's played
MAPBoardgames: As someone who plays a lot of board and card games, I can tell you that Mano is the house and the game is in his favor.
Spades_Slicc: @Juliamon Where there wizards101 ITYC streams?
Spades_Slicc: were even
betweenmyself: 52 card pickup! PLACE YOUR BETS!
Juliamon: Spades_Slicc That's this month's game
Spades_Slicc: oh sick
Spades_Slicc: and my schedule is finally in a place where I can watch ITYC
betweenmyself: Gimme some Burning Monkey Solitaire
mtvcdm: Blackjack!
MAPBoardgames: You would have a better chance to beat one of them individually. You know? Mano-a-mano.
niccus: if only you can demand a 1v1
Metric_Furlong: makes sense, 10 is the most likely card value to get
CaptainSpam: Grade-A bullshit, this RNG is.
DaxStrife: Is "burning monkey solitaire" a rejected line from "End of the World As We Know It" by REM?
CaptainSpam: Doo dah, doo dah.
betweenmyself: Some says that on cold winter nights you can still hear them playing this stupid minigame.
Anubis169: Ian do you remember Battle Chess for the IBM 386?
gnyrinn: @DaxStrife No, but it does feature in the secret verse of We didn't start the fire.
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Juliamon: Everyone who was alive for Battle Chess remembers Battle Chess
offbeatwitch: i have the strategy tables somewhere
Juliamon: We all remember it differently though
DudelidouX: But in black jack you have more info since they deal the whole table
mtvcdm: You're trying to hit 95 cents on the wheel and making people try to spin a dollar.
Pseudonymn: I remember it taking what felt like half an hour for the AI to play a move
MAPBoardgames: Prove you are loyal to the free masons by winning at a rigged casino game.
Anubis169: we never got that, there was one guy who had Battle Chess in the village
SaxPython: You hit all the way up to 16 against dealer 10. but against unknown dealer cards i just can't model it
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mtvcdm: Do you remember in the NES Battle Chess the king just was packing heat?
Alex_Frostfire: What is this "holding on 16" nonsense?
Juliamon: Our home computer couldn't run it at full speed, so every attack was a slow frame-tastic affair
betweenmyself: At this point the walkthrough says “Abandon all hope, ye who wish to proceed to the ending.”
mtvcdm: Here's the king in NES Battle Chess just whipping out a gun on a bishop
Simonark: Having to play first in every set is such a massive disadvantage.
Anubis169: Juliamon: You didn't have a "Turbo" button on the front?
SaxPython: yo can we count cards?
Alex_Frostfire: Apparently they'll just take the W if you bust.
Juliamon: Anubis169 Sure didn't
Juliamon: It was a super-cheap emachine
Anubis169: urgh... i have a thing about emachines
Juliamon: yeah, my dad refused to spend money on computers
zimmercj: @mtvcdm Is this the same way Henry VIII dissolved the monasteries in England?
Anubis169: not 'cause they were cheap
Anubis169: at college, they had HDGuard on the computers which reset the comps to a default state on reboot
Juliamon: and it's wild bc HE WAS A PROGRAMMER
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Anubis169: and emachines keyboards had the power macro button RIGHT next to enter
betweenmyself: Well, this mini game proves definitely that streaming was a mistake… Fetch the petrol, time to burn down the internet.
Anubis169: so you had approx' 2.5sec to save your work before you lost it forever, if you accidentally nudged the button
Thefluffiestguineapig: @betweenmyself Streaming? I think this proves computers were a mistake
SnackPak_: sergeGG sergeGG sergeGG
Anubis169: SAVE
Alex_Frostfire: Save!
offbeatwitch: EZ GAME
SaxPython: KomodoHype KomodoHype KomodoHype
CaptainSpam: BRILLIANTLY?!?
KWardJenx: Let's go Gamer!!
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Simonark: Never Again!
Twilight_Spark: Shadow realm for all.
zeanith_helfire: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
MAPBoardgames: SAVE!
TheMerricat: _save_
Pseudonymn: Mano, get some help
Anubis169: DALEK
Twilight_Spark: LOUL
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
DaxStrife: sliiiiiiide
offbeatwitch: mano, get some help. [SLIDES OFF SCREEN]
niccus: what do you mean more complicated
SaxPython: I must return to my people
gnyrinn: Winning this round of gambling proves that you're honest. Anyone else want to deconstruct that?
KeytarCat: "You really sat with us and lost for 15 minutes just to prove a point, I don't think you're dangerous anymore"
mtvcdm: There's a bomb! Let's admire Prague for a while!
Twilight_Spark: Looks kinda low brightness tbqh.
KWardJenx: There's something... off about Mano. Can't quite put my finger on it.
Twilight_Spark: LOL
offbeatwitch: LMAO
Anubis169: what? WHY!?
offbeatwitch: WHAT
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
offbeatwitch: THAT ANIMATION
Twilight_Spark: Why couldn't we do that instead of playing cards?
betweenmyself: Next we play the most dangerous game of all… THIRTY TWO!!! riffGasp
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sound effect
zimmercj: She fell through that bridge.
Reecer6: six hours later
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAAAATT
SaxPython: New high stakes version of The Weakest Link
undecided44: Uhhhhhhhhmmm?mmmmm?!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Sleeping with the fishes
KWardJenx: What?! We were just playing cards!
undecided44: Is that how they say hello inPrague??????
MAPBoardgames: Stagger save?
gnyrinn: Why was he menacing us with an empty pistol?
shendaras: Yeah, maybe save so you don't have to do that again.
betweenmyself: To think if we had just skipped the card game this guy wouldn’t have caught up with us.
Simonark: TIL the word "Tryouts" is pronounced "Attempts"
tidehollowcat: Joseph II Cube
mtvcdm: Welp, time to suck!
Simonark: Wait, this is the plot from The Last Express, but not good.
Anubis169: miiiiiiiiind control lrrSPOOP
CaptainSpam: fffffffffffffffff
offbeatwitch: ah, you know, the mind control beetles
betweenmyself: pennyWhat
MAPBoardgames: Momma was right! It CAN get stuck!
zimmercj: I forgot how inaccurate the subtitles are in this game.
Simonark: Dibs on Mind Control Ringo!
Alex_Frostfire: And now you're this guy, I guess?
PharaohBender27: D:
SnackPak_: uh oh
mtvcdm: oh no
CaptainSpam: Well, poop.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok man who just walked off the Pirates of the Carribean ride
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Why do you keep calling us a game
Spades_Slicc: hell yeah
TheAinMAP: mattlrWoof
Thefluffiestguineapig: UUUMMMM
DaxStrife: pain
mtvcdm: Walkthrough, why do you leave us?!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I joked about that earlier
Spades_Slicc: time to actively game
NonjaBiru: lrrHERE ?
mtvcdm: In our time of need!
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was a joke Eggman
MAPBoardgames: I think this whole game is a bust
betweenmyself: This is Mozart’s Nobody, Troxazm.
Anubis169: to GameFAQs!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Then maybe get different clothes?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You are in a theater
PharaohBender27: @Anubis169 Weren't they ON GameFAQs!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: And make out with the lady
iarethel0ser: Garrote the guard?
CaptainSpam: Piano string? Are we going to garrote someone?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are we just going to hitman our way out of this?
shendaras: Are you going to garrote someone?
niccus: threat neutralized
zimmercj: Snuff out candles?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You would need handles for a proper garrote to apply enough force
betweenmyself: If only there was someway for me to extinguish the guard…
mtvcdm: Fire, use fire, fire always works
MAPBoardgames: Quick, rub everything you have against every other thing you have!
Simonark: Finally a use for the Rosicrucians beyond knowing your Wikipedia rabbit hole has gone too deep
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Break the bust
mtvcdm: Worth a shot I guess
betweenmyself: Smother him with the pillow from the parlor riffYeti
Thefluffiestguineapig: Break the pot?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Break the chair? AKA Smash the state
LordZarano: Is there a 3rd screen in the parlor?
Anubis169: wait Heather stop
Thefluffiestguineapig: THIS is where they decided the need for a walkthrough was done
talosparoxi: heh, I can imagine mozart just going full agent 47, using the piano wire as a gurotte
CaptainSpam: And there's no button to reveal all the mouse hotspots on the screen, right?
undecided44: Can the paint string be used on the door to make a trip wire?
offbeatwitch: try clicking the bust a few times
undecided44: *piano
betweenmyself: Remember when we thought we were completing this tonight? BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
Juliamon: Did you need to be closer to the bust (like now) to use items on it?
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Serivus: is the left arrow on the inventory something? I've only just started watching
CaptainSpam: It's weird how HUGE the guard's clickspot is.
mtgnorthman: Extinguish the lights!?
Spades_Slicc: Can you combine items?
letfireraindown: Good luck, I'm going to bed. Rest when you find it
mtvcdm: I'm looking for YouTube playthroughs and the fifth result is our own damn stream
CaptainSpam: Does anyone have a better walkthrough?
mtgnorthman: The extinguisher on the candles?
offbeatwitch: i'm translating the italian guide
PharaohBender27: @mtvcdm tqsLOL
offbeatwitch: using the powers of machine translation
offbeatwitch: i think it's saying "click on the bust several times"
SaxPython: try the guards feet to challenge him to 31
offbeatwitch: YES
SnackPak_: really
mtgnorthman: dangit
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
DaxStrife: WHAT
lannersong: oh hey free art
Twilight_Spark: We had a hammer.
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
mtvcdm: We have candles! With fire!
DaxStrife: Welp, that man's dead.
mtgnorthman: wut
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also why keep the lowest cut v neck
Twilight_Spark: Well he was also dead when the bomb went off no?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not at all
betweenmyself: Off screen violence to preserve the game’s ESRB rating
rosesmcgee: I dunno about solving a murder but I think we just witnessed one
mtvcdm: This is the 1700's, this building is probably tinder, we could just burn it!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: This game is just bad lol
zimmercj: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sensual style points
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PharaohBender27: Right, they're still mispronouncing Kappelmeister
Simonark: Stomach = Gout? Huh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why did you give your elixer to the chapelmaster?
talosparoxi: poison the elixer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why not just garrote now?
talosparoxi: full chaos
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah???
Thefluffiestguineapig: Really? That just occurred to you NOW?
NotAFireDemon: the what now
Twilight_Spark: What an elaborately and intentionally engineered failure mode.
talosparoxi: yeah john lennon is like that sometimes
Thefluffiestguineapig: He will trigger or turn off? Is the subtitles or the dialogue true?
offbeatwitch: it's the hypnosis beetle
Twilight_Spark: Hey but +1 for pronouncing "automaton" correctly.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, didn't he beg for Mozart to help him?
NotAFireDemon: of course that's the weakness
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Simonark: The person who came up with this plot.. needs professional help. Copy editing, first of all.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just death to all
zimmercj: TBH that would be one way to solve the problem
Thefluffiestguineapig: deactivate is very 1700s terminology
Thefluffiestguineapig: I haven't left the room
mtvcdm: It's under a different name but it's absolutely the same game
talosparoxi: "that's a nice elixer you gave me" smash
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHERE DID THEY COME FROM
Tz_BG: You need to find a flask to mix into the elixir
offbeatwitch: under the influence of a mechanical beetle, happens to all of us
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tz_BG Actually? Like really and this isn't just what you think?
talosparoxi: poison
Tz_BG: @Thefluffiestguineapig Truyl need to d it. Found an Italian walkthrough and translated it.
talosparoxi: yes
Serivus: something with the kettle in the music room?
zimmercj: Did they really have to choose that colour for the masks? in this fidelity they look way to close to black face
Simonark: Please, everyone in chat, whenever someone seems distracted, use the phrase "He seems to be under the influence of a mechanical beetle" as the standard response.
offbeatwitch: "go out and go to the theater move to the right you will find a flask inside the medical kit, add this flask with the elixir together"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude, you are our hero
offbeatwitch: as machine translated from italian
talosparoxi: maybe you reduce it down to a deadly level
PharaohBender27: Bless you, @offbeatwitch
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simonark Man, this will get said so much during Let's Nope
talosparoxi: @Simonark or watch and play
PharaohBender27: @Simonark And lrrADAM and lrrBEN will be all, "WTF?"
Simonark: Or just in everyday life.
Twilight_Spark: Y'know when I plot an assassination, the first thing I think is: "I should be there in person when it happens!"
Alex_Frostfire: Anyone here play Octopath Traveler 2? The doctor's kit just randomly having sleeping potion just reminded me of Castti's night action.
Twilight_Spark: That sounds like smart planning.
offbeatwitch: it's fine, it's not on a timer
offbeatwitch: GLUG
mtvcdm: I always want to be nearby when bombs go off
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Simonark I will say that at my customer service job and one of my colleagues who is older than me will probably just nod and assume its some meme nonsense
offbeatwitch: pass out off screen
talosparoxi: me every friday amiright?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, why is it just a green beer bottle
HorusFive: I was away for a minute- we Hitman now?
PharaohBender27: @Simonark Well now I'm imagining this phrase becoming a thing, and decades later someone will be all, "What's the origin of that idiom, anyhow?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wasn't it clear in our inventory?
Simonark: If only you could take the mask off and establish your identity.
Alex_Frostfire: He'll be okay. I mean, his pants are clipping through his coat, but otherwise...
mtvcdm: There is one more puzzle, it's at the start of this video.
Twilight_Spark: That sounds totally cohesive!
Simonark: "Haydn refused to save us, Liszt was way too cool for this game and Wagner was evil from day one. Mozart, only you can save us!"
zimmercj: I appreciate the small detail of that guy still having his breathing animated.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, how would he be able to get the new score to all the members of the orchestra?
PharaohBender27: Mozart plz
Thefluffiestguineapig: GET BENT
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sit on a prickly pear
Simonark: "Your Best Self"
Thefluffiestguineapig: True
Driosenth: Does this mean there a potential kill state in the final performance?
offbeatwitch: you need the wand
Tz_BG: Need to go back and fix the score
Travilogue: No, you need the corrected score
offbeatwitch: there's a wand on the desk
Simonark: Anyone complaining about the historical accuracy of Amadeus has been shamed into silence by this flapdoodle.
mtvcdm: Nope, you gotta do the score puzzle again.
offbeatwitch: let's go explode a bomb
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm AGAIN
PharaohBender27: @Simonark I hate that you're not even wrong
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, there's a bomb and the two main conspirators are in the hall?
Simonark: The villains of this plot may not be very smart.
talosparoxi: piano upstairs?
zimmercj: @Thefluffiestguineapig They forgot rule #1: Cool guys don't look at explosions
Thefluffiestguineapig: The stream was so bad that it crashed my browser
offbeatwitch: piano still works!
Reecer6: i was just hoping to hear some music
Metric_Furlong: self-repairing harpsichord
talosparoxi: you don't need ALL the keys
mtvcdm: Pianos don't need wires right?
zimmercj: Nintendo logic?
Alex_Frostfire: I don't know about you but I'm enjoying this for schadenfreude.
gnyrinn: @zimmercj That's a bit harsh on Nintendo.
Alex_Frostfire: Too many notes.
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Public domain music that they can exploit for three
talosparoxi: the perfection of mozarts bullshit? I didn't know we were playing trombone champ
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Free
Twilight_Spark: This is the game.
laundreydhull: tis over? Someone say its over...
mtvcdm: But it's Mozart, everyone loves Mozart. You're this deep into a game about Mozart, think of how much Mozart you must want to hear.
laundreydhull: I stepped away, so....
MAPBoardgames: Just think: You could be playing a rhythm game during that.
Simonark: And Mozart performed poorly and of terrible fidelilty! Everyone wins!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Yes, repeats of the same Mozart.
MAPBoardgames: the baton chooses the wizard
offbeatwitch: i have a screenshot of the completed piece but uhhh no step-by-step solution
mtvcdm: The solution begins at this point in the video.
laundreydhull: @Simonark define his, "fidelity?"
shendaras: 3R to 1R 5L to 2L 3 to Blue 5 3 to 5 second from R 6-4 to 5L 5 blue to 5-2 8R to 5R 5 to 6L
shendaras: Is as far as I got
talosparoxi: glhf
PharaohBender27: I actually like Mozart, but honestly I'm generally more drawn to either Baroque composers or Romantic/Modern ones
Fanklok: Why are there entire bars of music with only a quarter note and quarter rest?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 I also like Mozart, but this is a suboptimal way to consume Mozart
talosparoxi: @Fanklok because art
Metric_Furlong: he's beginning to believe...
PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Oh ABSOLUTELY
laundreydhull: is the stream breaking up for anyone else?
Alex_Frostfire: Who... who put tremolos on the clarinet line?
Simonark: @laundreydhull The sound quality sucked.
mtvcdm: It's a release from a decade ago. Same piece of music... different starting arrangement.
talosparoxi: @PharaohBender27 Bach is the true master imo, air in the key of g molded my appreciation for music
Juliamon: If we can see what the completed one looks like, maybe we can work off of that?
laundreydhull: No, not now discord...
PharaohBender27: @talosparoxi Bach is legit OP
offbeatwitch: ^ solved board
Simonark: Saint-Saens would have beat this game hours ago!
CaptainSpam: Just think, someone in the future will be using this video to solve this puzzle!
MAPBoardgames: I see how it goes now. GL, HF!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 For me there is a lot of interest in looking at what each era was responding to in the previous one
KeytarCat: End of row 5 is three high notes
Metric_Furlong: the thing is, this thing does actually look solvable, it's just not easy to communicate how through twitch chat
Fanklok: I'm starting to think everyone ehre is far too sober for this game
laundreydhull: Kay, switched to mobile. My browser is pinging issues...
offbeatwitch: it's fine to have a half-correction yeah
Metric_Furlong: like, some lines are very cimilar to each other, so you can use that as a reference
Metric_Furlong: which is I think how these are "supposed" to be solved?
mtvcdm: As long as it ends in something being moved to a correct position it'll allow it.
theinvisiblevoice: how are you "supposed" to solve this?
offbeatwitch: trial-and-error i think??
Juliamon: theinvisiblevoice pattern recognition
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig That is a legit fascinating thing to look into
talosparoxi: @theinvisiblevoice the only true way to win, is not to play at all
Thefluffiestguineapig: @theinvisiblevoice By uninstalling this and throwing the computer into a cleansing fire
MAPBoardgames: 6,3 & 7,4. 6,4 & 7,1
mtvcdm: The four-note square one goes to row 6, square 4.
MAPBoardgames: e4, 5,3&6,4
laundreydhull: @metric_furlong you sound "cimilar" like half of the cinnamon you spelled out. LUL
MAPBoardgames: err
KeytarCat: @theinvisiblevoice Know the piece or have enough Western Theory background to know what it should look like
MAPBoardgames: I can't count lines
Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
LRRbot: Force the portmanteau.
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig They'd need to film the burning of the PC so they can write it off as content Kappa
Metric_Furlong: @laundreydhull in my defence, it's 3 am
KeytarCat: There is another of the same piece
offbeatwitch: no 2nd one
offbeatwitch: wheeeeeee
laundreydhull: @metric_furlong nono, it's funny. I didn't fret.
mtvcdm: This is how hard it is *when the answers are in front of us*
SkylerRingtail: Just tuning in. I, uh, notice the stream has run long. Is it out of spite for this singular puzzle?
theinvisiblevoice: yeah, this is wild
Juliamon: SkylerRingtail They're trying to finish the game
KeytarCat: i actually love these puzzles, but I'm the target audience
PharaohBender27: @SkylerRingtail It is out of determination to END this
Alex_Frostfire: Ah, last swappable from Violino II to Violino I's first, just from... needing enough beats to fill the measure.
shendaras: 3R to 1R. 5L to 2L. 3 to Blue 5. 3 to 5 second from R. 6-4 to 5L. 5 blue to 5-2. 8R to 5R. 6L to 5. 1L to 6L. 1R to 2R. 7-3 to 2. 7 Blue to 7R. 7R to 1L. 6 Blue to 6-3. 6R to 7R. 6R to 8 Blue. 6R to 8L. 6 Blue to 6-2. 6R to 3. 6R to 7R. 8 to 6. 8 to 7. 8 to 1.
Twilight_Spark: How on earth is one supposed to do this without a guide?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 They would probably get awards for minimizing suffering somehow
mtvcdm: Getting closer.
PharaohBender27: @SkylerRingtail Also this is like the second time they've had to do a puzzle like this (at least when I've been present)
KeytarCat: @Twilight_Spark Know the piece or the theory behind it
KeytarCat: They assume knowledge for some ungodly reason
Twilight_Spark: And while I get that, this is a Wendy's.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat And deep knowledge too
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
offbeatwitch: it's gooooooooood
theinvisiblevoice: presumably there are similarities between parts that you can use as hints, but yeah, it seems like it expects you to know what they're all supposed to sound like so you can spot the errors
Metric_Furlong: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SaxPython: PogChamp
Thefluffiestguineapig: WWWHHHHHOOOOOOOOOO
shendaras: seabatClap
jonnyfever262: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
MAPBoardgames: the second-last swap were the SAME NOTES!
mtvcdm: And we don't have to do any more of those.
PharaohBender27: lrrGOAT
DaxStrife: Smash cut to the emperor exploding?
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Driosenth: Save!
CodeIndigo: or has the score been settled?
PharaohBender27: We're going to have to do that conducting game, aren't we?
SkylerRingtail: Quick scream therapy break
KeytarCat: @KeytarCat Yeah, I only have it by dropping out of music school
Fanklok: Oh my god is that guy ok?
MAPBoardgames: Take a break, you deserve it after that last puzzle
DaxStrife: Oh god, the sleepy guy is slowly humping thatcouch.
Juliamon: Fanklok No.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok I mean, depends what you mean by ok
mtvcdm: The playthrough shows us three more puzzles, none of which are score-correcting.
tidehollowcat: We poisoned him. I think.
Juliamon: We drugged him
mtvcdm: He's sleeping
Juliamon: The flask had sleeping tonic in it
mtvcdm: We made sure he doesn't have to do anything else in this game'
mtvcdm: He's the lucky one, really.
laundreydhull: But yea, what if lrrCORI lrrCAMERON reacted to this title on TM?
Juliamon: It's true, he is free
Juliamon: laundreydhull I don't know that this game actually is *saying* anything
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm Really actually lucky
Juliamon: TS is intended for games that are trying to convey a message
KeytarCat: Why is there so much booty shaking in the ads today? It's good booty, but that's not why I'm here! I'm here for games that are ass
Thefluffiestguineapig: @laundreydhull Cori would ask Ian what he thought and he would buy a harpsichord to break it in front of her and she would tell Cam "Yeah, give this a pass"
laundreydhull: @juliamon Kay, so maybe Hi-Fi Rush . . . .
KeytarCat: (Specifically today, not "these days")
mtvcdm: Talking Sim can also be about the kind of games we don't normally do and going 'why is this game like this'.
Juliamon: I COULD see Hi-Fi Rush on TS
Fanklok: I will take very booty shaking commercial inthe world if I don't have to see that fucking cookie commercial again
mtvcdm: And TS has those Artifex Mundi titles for this level of nonsense
KeytarCat: @Fanklok the what now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or going back a few years maybe doing Just Shapes and Beats to discuss why it is so satisfying?
Juliamon: it's a good example of a game using cultural references in a way that won't immediately age it
Thefluffiestguineapig: What
NotCainNorAbel: noted
Boon_33: it happens to the best of us
SaxPython: I am now noticing
mtvcdm: !clip
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Dat Ass
Spades_Slicc: I'm clipping this ass discussion
betweenmyself: ohnoBooty ohnoBooty ohnoBooty
MAPBoardgames: Dat Ass will not be contained
zimmercj: Ian, it's already clipping
Thefluffiestguineapig: And the board for 31 clipped into a crotch
laundreydhull: So, Olivia Voldaren art?
mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] The score is, Heather wins.
LRRbot: New quote #8531: "The score is, Heather wins." —Heather [2023-05-07]
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would argue this game is already Mozart Nothing
niccus: "I hope I saved!" -Mozart
Fanklok: @keytar Scene: A abthroom larger than a small apartment. A woman enters the bathroom locks the door and takes out her secret cookies stash. Then her shitty kids try to FOLLOW HER INTO THE FUCKING BATHROOM and say "Mommy why is the door locked"
Twilight_Spark: Yeah but that's like exploding yourself or whatever.
PharaohBender27: What, and let the PRUSSIANS take over!?
PharaohBender27: CALLED IT
laundreydhull: @thefluffiestguineapig cool nothing's, up top FBBlock
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, what happened?
HorusFive: "What is this conspicuous red box by the emperor" -Nobody apparently
offbeatwitch: goodbye!
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
mtvcdm: He just went away
mtvcdm: He went home
Juliamon: He suboceaned
laundreydhull: Aye??!
MAPBoardgames: This is like my cat with a laser pointer.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @laundreydhull lrrAWESOME
KeytarCat: @Fanklok Thank you, you've done me a great service
Driosenth: So he corrected the master sheet, but how does the orchestra know the correct notes?
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offbeatwitch: partially blocked by ian's head
Thefluffiestguineapig: laundreydhull I couldn't find the high five response emote
HorusFive: Wait- we could just leave this game? Why haven't we???
Twilight_Spark: Why does the bomb have a copper mask on it?
laundreydhull: He "Prestiged" himself, as the Vat of Acid fanatics say...
mtvcdm: He'll just obediently stand there and watch us do things
Twilight_Spark: LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: YOINK
Twilight_Spark: He just watches.
Fanklok: "Moazart I'm going to kill you, but first I'll stand here and let you take care of thign"
mtvcdm: WHAT
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT HAPPENED
offbeatwitch: YEAH
Twilight_Spark: CINEMATIC
Alex_Frostfire: Rendered cutscene!
Thefluffiestguineapig: AND THE CART BECAME RED
CururuGuasu: I must go now. My planet needs me
MAPBoardgames: FMV, Fantastic Mozart Vehicle!
offbeatwitch: got hit by a counterweight
Driosenth: muzzle loader kickback>
Driosenth: ?
Twilight_Spark: has anyone ever goes as far as to do more like?
zimmercj: Are we sure this is Rythm Café and not Watch & Play?
Thefluffiestguineapig: YOINK! I did it and we didn't die
iarethel0ser: Devs were tired of those puzzles, too.
Alex_Frostfire: There appears to be a countdown.
Juliamon: Oh no it's ACTUALLY TIMED
Fanklok: This is Mozart times, they didn't invent science yet
MAPBoardgames: Also, timed puzzle
SnackPak_: the timer is just mean
CaptainSpam: What's the goal here?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this literally a static electricity puzzle?
Fanklok: I don't understand the interactions between any of these objects
Gizmoloid: maybe check the gears individually first?
MAPBoardgames: That one looked correct
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
offbeatwitch: LOL IT CUT OFF
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrSACK
Gizmoloid: or that LUL
Fanklok: "As I heard now explosion"
UncleExpendable: Oh man, you guys are still playing this?
mtvcdm: The playthrough had a beetle puzzle, we didn't see it?
Juliamon: UncleExpendable We think we're at the end!
Twilight_Spark: What a romantic ending.
HorusFive: Now kiss
Fanklok: Oh man, they're room mates
PharaohBender27: Nnnnooooooooooooooooooooooo
mtvcdm: no more missions
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
UncleExpendable: NO
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO SEQUELS
HorusFive: he will not
MrSarkhan: Please don't!
tidehollowcat: NO
offbeatwitch: MOZART WILL RETURN...
NotCainNorAbel: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
Bruceski: That's a threat!
MAPBoardgames: Mozart REreQuem
Thefluffiestguineapig: NONONONONONONONONO
Twilight_Spark: I will go back and time and kill Mozart while he is young and dump him in an unmarked grave!
Veraphage: mozartn't
offbeatwitch: IN... CASINO ROYALE
CururuGuasu: In Thunderball!
CaptainSpam: Mozart will return in FROM VIENNA WITH LOVE
Reecer6: Mozart: Civil War
YTfriendofsquirrel: ian is the ultimate sigma male
YTfriendofsquirrel: based on that grind
Fanklok: This wasn't a solo project? oh...
betweenmyself: Mozart: End Game
SquareDotCube: "Mozart soon choked to death on a porkchop."
laundreydhull: How!? This title is-
TheAinMAP: Maybe a different show will tackle the sequel.
mtvcdm: !homestreams
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e_bloc: Corgo1000 (Mozart later died)
MAPBoardgames: Running screaming from this game?
HorusFive: Post credits scene?
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Can we uninstall it for some closure?
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CaptainSpam: Cheer1000 Mozart has been defeated!
mtvcdm: !patreon
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xantos69: Cheer50 Here are consolation bits.
laundreydhull: The game is called Mozart's Requiem! How will there be another one!?
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MAPBoardgames: Can we pay you NOT to play more Mozart?
wolfric23: the fact this is 30 bucks on steam is awful
HorusFive: Cheer500 Well that was an experience
Thefluffiestguineapig: For persisting and getting closure to this nightmare Cheer100
PharaohBender27: Cheer333 We made it! We ended the cursed Mozart game!
LordZarano: !whichcord
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MrSarkhan: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
laundreydhull: lrrADAM this game SUCKS
Thefluffiestguineapig: @laundreydhull Correct
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500 - GLHF
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
e_bloc: yeah it's more of a new game -
mtvcdm: (POSTSCRIPT: there was no sequel.)
KeytarCat: Oh that's classic bad P&C
laundreydhull: Good stream, neigh-thou-less
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RockPusher: lunarj1Heart tiltyhEXTREME lrrSHINE
CaptainSpam: WE'RE FREE!
Riandisa: Thanks for the stream!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Double rhythm caffe whit no rhythm
MAPBoardgames: Thank you for the extended stream!
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
UncleExpendable: Night!
mtvcdm: Night!
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
SkylerRingtail: You won't be defending your Wanna Be The Mozart title in a year's time?
CaptainSpam: Good night!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
mtvcdm: (By the way, I will note, when it said there was a mask with 8 metallic blades, the walkthrough says there WAS supposed to be one more beetle puzzle in there... this game just skipped it.)
mtvcdm: Which, GOOD
SkylerRingtail: Small mercies
Juliamon: yeah, I wonder if the devs realized "actually nah, that's a bit much"
mtvcdm: It just went from Mozart's line leading into the puzzle to his line coming out of it, as if we'd completed it.
Juliamon: I would look more into it but I genuinely do not care