LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (24s ago).
: i mean i knew i was late but since no one else was taking the shot
CAKHost: Time to Art! But not Art Horses!
Juliamon: *chants* V S T! V S T!
TXC2: VST VST!
beowuuf: time to make like we have water pistols and get super sokar all up in here?
TehAmelie: i was mesmerised by a gif of Gordon Ramsey making a cheeseburger and like bathing every component in butter
beowuuf: vsteez nuevermind
TehAmelie: and then the layers of sauce. . .let's say i've seen soup much less runny than that burger
beowuuf: o7 to the DB poster maps.
beowuuf: gordon ramsey is nothing if not a scot at heart, and therefore everything must be drenched in butter to be perfect
beowuuf: horse! map!
TXC2: here we GO!
TXC2: Hello Cori and Sokar
beowuuf: hey cori! hey sokar!
Mangledpixel: CAKHost inadmissable
beowuuf: @Mangledpixel ^
Mangledpixel: also boop
CAKHost: Fair! XD
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Mangledpixel: and heeeeey sokar
TXC2: the ALWAYS informative slideshow
beowuuf: the (legally distinct) bits! the (legally distinct) bits!
: No LRR Bits are stolen. Just repurposes!
TXC2: we don't steal, we homage
munocard: What about voxels?
beowuuf: we like facts!
: wow M needs to up their Squares game
LordZarano: Lol, of course the VST has data
TXC2: no diagonal rectangles?
TehAmelie: a square is just a rectangle that won't pick a side
beowuuf: the world is our oyster, because oysters are neither rectangular nor circular
: decimal pixels
beowuuf: but what if you want your users to sub-pixel hunt?
: how is Mario going to wall clip without subpixels
TXC2: we need every ATOM of the pixel being tracked!
Mangledpixel: that's also nonconforming to the html spec, which specifies integers
DeM0nFiRe: "don't be a jerk" no deal
beowuuf: i believe the vote was secret, but *someone* voted anarchy?
TehAmelie: browser turns around 360° and walks away
TXC2: "this is not a circle of honour"
beowuuf: chrome is not angry, chrome just has disquieteningly accurate information to back up its disappoitment
CAKHost: Triangle or nothing!
TXC2: so no Venn diagrams?
beowuuf: sokar chose violence for this slideshow and i am here for it
: Does CSS z-index work with this?
HubbeKing: ohgod, DB6
TXC2: the "most" """"fun"""""
munocard: A big sacrifice
GhostValv: un gran sacrificio
bytecaster: Hey! These days it is not 15 disconnected windows anymore!
munocard: Why are we using Gimp? Because Adobe is a bit evil?
Juliamon: Nobody uses Adobe anymore if they can't help it
CAKHost: Awww that isn't curse
DeM0nFiRe: "Oof owie my bones"
SajuukSjet: hard to get away from Adobe when you're in commercial production, but yeah
DeM0nFiRe: Oh nvm I thought we were just doing names
HubbeKing: remember kids, Don't Give Adobe Your Money
bytecaster: Today in "can't map horses club", we are gonna map this horse.
CAKHost: Desktop = any available flat surface to put things on
: Lil' Gazebo has done a heavy metal cover of cubby checkers "the twist"
beowuuf: so today, the images themselves will be fine, but the image delivery system will be cthulian
HubbeKing: GNU said no, unfortunately
CAKHost: Crash Counter: 1
bytecaster: Storm count is 1
Mangledpixel: in terms of track recomendations, how... 'out there' are we allowed to go?
CAKHost: Does GIMP still have a team of developers behind it?
TXC2: great reading of "it's a turtle"
iris_of_ether: I wish I could find a YouTube link to that Cotton Eye Joe/One Winged Angel mashup
bytecaster: But what if I want to stay inside the box, it is a neat box!
bytecaster: Gotta link to the bees, it is CHDC after all!
: fun story: there is a scientifical made worst song that has bagpipes in it
Alephred: Hey Chat, can someone please catch me up on what an Image Map is? I arrived late.
: are you mocking the sound of my people?
RandomTrivia: oh no
CAKHost: Instead of a list of links, you can turn parts of a picture into links!
: Like the VST image maps for DB!
Alephred: Ah, I get it, thanks!
CAKHost: For the poster
RandomTrivia: *distant sound of Graham cackling like a maniac*
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bytecaster: The next version has been ported to GTK3 and I'm sure that will not introduce any more new and exciting problems!
: I thought GIMP was the cursed part of this stream
mtvcdm: Little Bobby Dropshadow
TXC2: ah the classic
iris_of_ether: Froot froot
SnackPak_: classic Ian
mtvcdm: if you do your shopping at walmart, please be nice to any employees there who might also be one of your Discord mods
: it's not a song, it's a window into hell
beowuuf: jumped to 12 mins in to see why it's the most replayed...
iris_of_ether: I just had a thought: Frontier Psychologist. Metal cover.
iris_of_ether: I already submitted cursed 1990's adventure game elevator music and I stick by that choice
beowuuf: question: why do asda, and therefore by association walmart, describe tomatoes as crunchy...
TXC2: beowuuf they're sun dried?
Juliamon: Dried tomato is chewy, not crunchy
beowuuf: sounds like sun dessicated to be crunchy?
iris_of_ether: Brittle Tomatoes is my Smashing Pumpkins cover band
: it's takenme this long to realise that i'm still playing that worst song, and therefore can stop it whenever i like...like now
EvilBadman: Those slackers at the VST better be tracking these
RandomTrivia: I like to imagine that someone, somewhere, just noted "Crash! #2" in a spreadsheet
TXC2: with callbacks....AT WALMART
beowuuf: oh no, there's no irony there...that...that is straightforward recording..
bytecaster: Now on Video-CD!
mtvcdm: That was made unironically, to motivate Chevy's sales force. Corporate musicals were a THING.
bytecaster: The user interface is just period accurate to the introduction of the image map standard!
beowuuf: o7 to the bagpipes
beowuuf: a perfect sonic weapon used to repel all invaders - or tourists as we call them north of the border
iris_of_ether: There is also a "Cool Drinks" song
iris_of_ether: Sometimes I catch myself singing Hot Drinks and I'm just not sure if I should be concerned or not
beowuuf: that video is clinging so tightly to the 80's. 1989 was a heck of a year, we got tim burton's batman, and this
: boy these links are gonna screw with my YT suggestions
Juliamon: uh oh
RandomTrivia: Rip in pieces
bytecaster: Lets debug!
Juliamon: I think we over-cursed the stream
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon I'm surprised it's taken this long on Horse Club, tbh
SnackPak_: we flew too close to the cursed sun
bytecaster: Save during every map!
RandomTrivia: @Mangledpixel Never heard this before, but immediate unironic banger
LordZarano: Interested to see how they do a metal cover of 12 hours of bagpipe drone
Mangledpixel: RandomTrivia IKR?
iris_of_ether: So the first elevator you get into doesn't make the noises
SajuukSjet: oh... wait. I think we did a cursed Music Mixer once or twice.... i need to go raid the wiki!
iris_of_ether: Every subsequent one does
: @LordZarano You hold the electric guitar in front of the amp at just the right distance, and then stay there for 12 hours
SajuukSjet: oh yes... we did 3 'Evil' mixers
TXC2: it's magical secret powers or nothing
Mangledpixel: I have a number of links in a folder just named 'oh no'
RandomTrivia: @Mangledpixel You can't just type that and then not share
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iris_of_ether: That is a MOOD
iris_of_ether: Beloung There
: YEARS of Improve have trained Cori to Yes, and
beowuuf: yes? and?
aitsu100: lots of boxes and water
Juliamon: It's a """cooperative""" game
RandomTrivia: I'm very excited for team: Cori, Chaos Goblin, Heather of the House of Lies, and Alex, the Wildcard
RandomTrivia: *Alex, the Eternal Wildcard
iris_of_ether: So fun fact: I got the King's Quest collection of 1-6, and there was a TYPO in one of the spells for King's Quest 3
iris_of_ether: So you'd type it in and die
: dangit, so many of my 'oh no' links are broken now
iris_of_ether: And this was pre easy Internet to check. I eventually figured it out, but _dang_
iris_of_ether: I did not 😆
iris_of_ether: Oh neat!
bytecaster: Look at those majestic XP titlebars.
iris_of_ether: Oh god
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Snowcookies: live bees!
DeM0nFiRe: The live bees catches me off guard every time lol
RandomTrivia: Time to change to the Bee-side
: @DeM0nFiRe Yep, same here
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Sokar
RandomTrivia: Night TXC2!
: Goodnight TXC2!
TheWriterAleph: Bus Hype!
Mangledpixel: is the ham sandwich cursed?
bytecaster: Is "We are gonna do cursed things" the official motto of CDHC?
bytecaster: The "HTML 4.0" note is very funny to me
RandomTrivia: (I was more asking specifically for this image map, if we were sticking to a style)
bytecaster: To be fair, it is a very old box, it just needs a little reminder to remember.
beowuuf: this is not my beautiful wife! how do i work this?
: Holy BUS
iris_of_ether: Says you
: Bravery is for cowards!
RandomTrivia: Good gracious
Juliamon: I did a cosplay of that!
: Yep, we found something *truly* cursed
RandomTrivia: Even just seeing the mannequin is now playing the music in my brain, ffs
Juliamon: Your weird Creepy Doll with legs
amative1: "A peek behind the curtain at ALL the madness, with ThorSokar"
Juliamon: I went full budget-style, made the face out of a sheet of craft foam, some curtain liners for the skirt
TheWriterAleph: mmmm code
iris_of_ether: Little Gazebo being the result of doing lines. This scans.
RandomTrivia: You said the date and I had the wiki open soooo...
amative1: It was the first thing drawn, so no need for a timestamp
RandomTrivia: Praise be unto the wiki maintainers
iris_of_ether: oh no
amative1: Are you SURE you want to do that?
bytecaster: The decadence
amative1: Was gonna say, don't make me start pinging you in Zulip
Boopity: Ah yes, literally the worst option
RandomTrivia: Today we go more cursed than we ever have before
Mangledpixel: a series of leading spaces with non joining no width spaces between them
RandomTrivia: Ah yes, and that's how you get the DB6 poster
amative1: "But Sokar, what if M Lunsford decides to shift the whole image left 20 pixels?"
bytecaster: No %20 in an href
: @amative1 Then you throw it all in the garbage and start again, obviously
amative1: Fun fact: I'm Sokar's unofficial spell-checker for the DB postermaps
: @RandomTrivia Whoa, how did you get access to my workflow notes?
RandomTrivia: Sokar are you okay
iris_of_ether: Oh no
Snowcookies: oh dear
bytecaster: But if I don't put them in my ear, I'm gonna step on the legos!
Mangledpixel: ok is relative
iris_of_ether: Flashbacks to this paper:
Mangledpixel: nope nope nope nope
iris_of_ether: One of my boss's kids stuck a pony bead in her nose.
bytecaster: Why is everybody putting things in the wrong face holes?
iris_of_ether: It was an uneventful but expensive removal at the ER
LRRbot: Mugs are portable holes.
Mangledpixel: I don't think either
: one asterisk for every pill we have to take daily
Mangledpixel: I used telnet as a control system to syncronize VLC instances across a LAN
iris_of_ether: @beowuuf that hurts me as much as my spine
Mangledpixel: for realtime playback of computer screen graphics on a scifi film
amative1 bets he can probably figure it out =P
: the previous film had a number of people pressing spacebar on laptops to a cue, so the janky telnet solution was an improvement
LordZarano: Is *this* DB South?
EvilBadman: Love it s hidden on the south subpage
: Loving the use of "South" as a hidden directory
beowuuf: it;s so beautiful
amative1: Share *all* the VST secrets!
bytecaster: But I like my password!
Snowcookies: It's okay, my password is [redacted]
beowuuf: i use 1 2 3 4 5 like my luggage
LordZarano: 5 digit luggage, how fancy!
bytecaster: Ah, I have just thought of a terrible April's fool joke for a password manager, just make the generator always output hunter2, which would be highly irresponsible of course.
amative1: silly Q: is Shivers supposed to be Elevbator instead of Elevator?
iris_of_ether: I honestly did not look that hard
amative1: the YT vid is Elevator, just making sure I'm not missing an intentional goof
iris_of_ether: But there are two versions (one normal and one with scary tones), so maybe?
corianderd: if only Sokar had a spell checker
ThorSokar: did I somehow copy and paste wrong?!
amative1 looks at himself
amative1: I think you had a wrong source?
: ah well, wouldn't be a postermap if I didn't have to fix a typo somewhere, right?
ThorSokar: Maybe you should re-fresh I think it was a transmission error....
amative1: @ThorSokar lolo
Boopity: _Loving_ gaze
Juliamon: BUS FOR HOPE
amative1: DB9 was Alacrity Foundation (with the helicopter)
RandomTrivia: OH MY GOD
amative1: Fort Tectoria was DB8
CAKHost: Question: Why thou?
amative1: *Entrance, not Enterance
: oh dear
amative1: (I'm in a nitpicky mood today)
Boopity: With great power comes great responsibility
LordZarano: You can be an old-school adventure game
iris_of_ether: I discovered via a Let's Play that my computer was saving me from myself by failing to run the old Ripley's Believe It or Not adventure game
amative1: God knows I'm not applauding for him mid-run
amative1: "Oh good, you're done with the postermap. Help me put out these fires"
iris_of_ether: 2-3 pixel wide unmarked thing in a wallpaper as a vital puzzle piece
RandomTrivia: The postermaps truly are the Hidden Object games of Art
Juliamon: It's like a weighted blanket
bytecaster: Why do we tempt fate so?
: That's a good line
Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
Lysander_salamander: what is Image Map?
Juliamon: Lysander_salamander An image with sections you can click on that go to URLs
Juliamon: a la the Desert Bus poster maps
Lysander_salamander: Oh, so that's the name for it
amative1: Know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em, know when to walk away, know when to run...
amative1: I mean, we can see it right now =D
amative1: Gimp is C
SquareDotCube: Someone's speaking from experience...
bytecaster: I have looked it up, the imagemap plugin is written in C as well
bytecaster: The last relevant commit to the plugin was this year!
iris_of_ether: There is caffeine in US Excedrin!!
iris_of_ether: Sure is
Juliamon: That's the whole point of it
amative1: Cori, you're not allowed to have caffeine in Mountain Dew. What makes you think they can put it in a pill?
Juliamon: vasoconstriction, that one
amative1: Only a few of them are my fault!
laundreydhull: Which are you supposed to take?
Juliamon: Caffeine is so cruel. I get migraines without it.
iris_of_ether: My husband's in that boat too
Juliamon: oh baby percocets
laundreydhull: Increasing blood flow & all?
iris_of_ether: T3 is pretty locked down in the States
Juliamon: My primary migraine rescue med right now is basically Excedrin + butalbital
Juliamon: I hate it!!
Juliamon: You cannot *own* a crow but you can befriend them
amative1: it's not recommended
Boopity: Honey, Ian's trying to befriend the crows again
amative1: @Boopity Let him have his fun, dear
: @boopity got his Odin phase going, don't he?
iris_of_ether: Yeah! Thank you, I'm on my cell phone right now and it's hard to find the link on the app, haha
amative1: could you just stack the "hole" on top of the Ashton polygon?
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amative1: It was, how'd you know!?
: @amative1 Getting called out here
amative1: for reference, that DID happen late-run one year
LordZarano: I remember that year
RandomTrivia: Uhhhhhhhh V-13 took me by surprise
RandomTrivia: OH NOOOO
amative1: Sokar's words were: "welp, I'm not doing any more work on the postermap til after the run"
amative1: oh that spray was definitely not edible straight out of the can
iris_of_ether: Mmm mmm undisclosed ethers
amative1: That was Volpin Props
iris_of_ether: I've already signed up!
Sarah_Serinde: I have definitely also already signed up
EvilBadman: I meant to say something too
Sarah_Serinde: I *should* have already started stitching by now but oh well, gonna start later today
iris_of_ether: I love seeing the chat in Discord
amative1: every time I see/hear choo choo charles my mind goes to Charles III
amative1: for some reason
iris_of_ether: @sarah_serinde that is a mood and a half
iris_of_ether: I've started but not that much
amative1: GET OUT
: @iris_of_ether I put off working on the pattern too long because it's a lot of effort and I'm tired
Mysticman89: see, art
amative1: Ceci n'est pas une pipe
Azralorne: Cori: "the experienced crafters have already submitted to the craftalong" Me: ".....shit"
iris_of_ether: @sarah_serinde Solidarity
amative1: it's a 100-year old painting
Amras0x00: The Weinersmith joke was: Magritte was sick of people stuffing tobacco in his rolled up canvases and smoking them
RandomTrivia: The Treachery of Images apaprently
Amras0x00: so he put up a sign
Mysticman89: ceci n'est pas une pipe
amative1: Fish top with legs
xantos69: Not the things you want honestly.
Mysticman89: not fish legs
RandomTrivia: But no tail
xantos69: Well.... the tail is replaced by human legs.
: Oh wait also no hands
: @novrdd Then where do the fish fingers come from?
amative1: @novrdd regular mermaids
: @randomtrivia @amative1 I'm in shambles
amative1: sounds right
RandomTrivia: @novrdd Horse Club functioning within normal parameters
amative1: db doc kickstarter was May, Poster "in progress" update May 19
novrdd: Let's go
iris_of_ether: What year was 11?
: Oh yeah I went on some fun nostalgia trips because of Sokar
Sarah_Serinde: 11 was 2017
iris_of_ether: I think that was the year before I submitted, haha
RandomTrivia: Oh that's amazing
TheWriterAleph: Baby James!
novrdd: Whoaah that is a cool photo
amative1: Prize archive is a work-in-progress. If you made/won a prize from the early years, definitely get in touch w/ Sokar
TheWriterAleph: i love the VST site so much
: I'm so happy about the prize archive
RandomTrivia: I'm so sad I didn't know about Desert Bus for so long
: Praise be unto the VST
amative1: The VST did a "fake" Desert Bus 10 to test things
: Is that the internal dev name for Desert Bus South?
amative1: There's a reason Andrew uses a multi-shutter trigger
amative1: I'm not allowed to critique Sokar's keyboard/mouse usage anymore
aiamethyst: I have been summoned
Serivus: just joined, and now I'm nostalgic for old desert bus. I still have my prize from DB4
RandomTrivia: Oh hey there aiamethyst
Juliamon: I still have my prizes too
: If your prizes don't have pictures on the VST prize archive, reach out to ThorSokar to get them updated!
Serivus: it's been awesome watching how much things go for now, and humbling to know that I wouldn't have a chance of winning an auction now
amative1: it was a 30 CA$ level
amative1: @iris_of_ether and this is both if you're the crafter OR if you're the winner!
bytecaster: Multicursor is neat indeed!
Juliamon: Never forget the glaze
amative1: 420 glaze it
Juliamon: 420 glaze it
SquareDotCube: CHUG CHUG CHUG
Juliamon: Balsamic glaze, very thick
iris_of_ether: Thick Liquid
SquareDotCube: wasn't is also out of date and at the space before setup?
: It's vinegar, what's it gonna turn into? Wine?
Juliamon: oh gods that brick
SquareDotCube: a good idea gone as rotten as the fish smell
amative1: oh god, the DB10 memories... hey Cori, what are your opinions on ABCs by the Jackson 5?
Snowcookies: ty for stream
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amative1: ThorSokar I accept whatever punishment you deem fit for annoying you
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Juliamon: hilariously I don't have any photos of my craftalong items because my photos from that time period were lost to a dead solid-state drive, and instead of uploading them to my dA I linked the DB auctions. Which, naturally, no longer exist.
iris_of_ether: Oh nooooo
Sarah_Serinde: The only thing I've managed to win from DB was intangible (Card Kingdom credit, many many DBs ago)
Sarah_Serinde: But I do have every version of the DBloon that's been made so far so that's pretty neat
Juliamon: That one says there are images but I don't know if they're actually in my gallery because dA is so awful to navigate now
Juliamon: The first thing I WON was intangible (BGC Impostor Nostalgia album code)
: I'm poking around VST, now, and it looks like they're missing the video of me winning (I have the Tetris Afghan)
Juliamon: and then there was a little Minecraft lot from a silent auction, and then the DB6 stained glass logo live auction, and a Ken Steacy live auction that I donated to Graham before they disallowed that sort of thing
Serivus: I assume they have the pictures of it, but I don't know where to look on VST
Sarah_Serinde: Auctions have always been more than I could afford, even the really early ones since I was a student at the time and had a very limited budget
Sarah_Serinde: At this point I technically have the money for some of the auctions but they're definitely more than I'm comfortable spending
ThorSokar: serivus, which year?
Serivus: 2010, DB4
ThorSokar: The Tetris or the Goomba?
ThorSokar: K, let me check
Sarah_Serinde: Those are really cute Juliamon
ThorSokar: DB4 video is VERY spotty, hence why I've been putting off that prize archive
Serivus: yeah, makes sense.
Serivus: I did see a lot of gaps there
ThorSokar: we have 0 images of the Tetris afghan
ThorSokar: also, was your username the same then as now?
Serivus: No, I used Eradrin then
Serivus: well, still use Eradrin, depending on the website
ThorSokar: yea, I figured, lots of people lost their nic's on the twitch change over
ThorSokar: do you remember how much you won it for?
ThorSokar: 1200 sound right?
Serivus: yep, sounds correct to me
ThorSokar: congrats you won it on 2010-11-10 @ 21:36:04 PST