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 accountmadeforants: Yeah, I was left wondering what everyone else was even picking
 meepsalot: Hoping them to wheel, pick good early and mid game cards first?
 accountmadeforants: Welp, 4-0 in 20 minutes. I'd say things are going pretty well.
 meepsalot: Well who was in town for Magic Con this past weekend?
The_Quiet_Alestain: @accountmadeforants Well, the card gods are on your side. You got this.
 meepsalot: @accountmadeforants very well done,
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 accountmadeforants: @The_Quiet_Alestain Yeah, I'm a bit worried I'm using up all my draft luck for the week, though 
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 FPNY41: Good Luck drawing Lands and Spells!
  Juliamon: (but to be fair, what WAS that draft)
akmaneth: winston draft?
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 GreatWahooney: @akmaneth heck yeah winston rocks
akmaneth: LET'S GOOOOOO
 thebluecosmonaut: winston overwatch draft 🦍
 Diabore: maftermath?
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 Earthenone: !findquote math
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sum69kinda420nutsack: Wait...a non-limited set is draftable?...I'm confused
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sum69kinda420nutsack: CM Punk muffin
 TheWriterAleph:  
 Diabore: @sum69kinda420nutsack on arena aftermath is like an alchemy set in that 1 common is swapped to an any rarity aftermath card
 raulghoulia: adam's on his muffin again
 Sorator13: orange cranberry muffins would like a word
ThorSokar: No argument here, Adam is just spitting facts today
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MrTulip: Agreed, not remotely close
Phaers: false coffee cake muffin
 arkham1981: I think lemon poppy seed would have something to say about that.
sum69kinda420nutsack: @diabore that's fair!
 GreatWahooney: wait what Aftermath draft? how does that work?
 jaqofspades: Adam eats the Victory Muffin before even starting the draft.
 GreatWahooney: isn't there like 50 cards in it?
bigpuppystuart: Jadam and Aims, got it
 Diabore: @GreatWahooney exactly like alchemy
 v_nome: If you did change your name, what would it be?
 TheWriterAleph: Draftermathternoon
 jaqofspades: Draft token is on sale in the store
 Sorator13: one common is replaced with an aftermath card instead, apparently
 CanPlayGames: Draft? Maybe you should close the door if its too chilly
 sgowell: Draftermath
 Diabore: @LoadingReadyRun its like an MOM alchemy set, 1 common is replaced by an aftermath card
 GreatWahooney: oh ok!
geail: 9k gold
 Wolfstrike_NL: 10% off yea
YTfriendofsquirrel: BASED
bigpuppystuart: Wait, wasn't the MAT embargo until the 15th?
 jaqofspades: also one common is replaced by a "Legend of the multiverse" still.
sum69kinda420nutsack: Should do DMU+BRO+ONE+MOM+AFT (or whatever the aftermath code is)
Witchy_Diana: <message deleted>oh no send the Pinkertons after WotC
 Earthenone: ooh, i was between 9 and 10k gold, so that token means i can draft right away thanks for the heads up
 TheWriterAleph: that was a very good video btw
bigpuppystuart: Well, no wonder i am single, i am bad with dates
 Diabore: @sum69kinda420nutsack that would be difficult as there are no commons in aftermath and irl the packs are only 5 cards
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: also, the lore video was super good.
sum69kinda420nutsack: @diabore I mean a massive chaos draft of this last part of this Phyrexian saga
 Diabore: thopter is the aftermath card here
sum69kinda420nutsack: And just draft a whole pack of Aftermath at the end
sum69kinda420nutsack: So you'll still get commons from the other sets
 Earthenone: deadly derision seems real good, unless this is really fasyt
 Diabore: i stopped caring after "enchant legendary creature"
sum69kinda420nutsack: Force 5c Pair-Up tribal!
 Sorator13: build-your-own Jegantha
realmendontflash: is the music doubled up?
 Earthenone: has to enchant a legend, seems like a big ask
 GreatWahooney: Enchant legendary creature though?
 Diabore: @Earthenone legendary creature even, planeswalkers are no go
violetblight: ww’ll just get teamups
ThorSokar: ooops all legendary creatures
 Wolfstrike_NL: We just picked it for our vault collection chat 
Ristow: Radha kind of funny with the enchant
 GreatWahooney: actually yeah, huh!
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 Diabore: white feels not open right now
violetblight: inga
violetblight: ?
Ristow: late weird
 CanPlayGames: Halfway through the new EDSC. Those deck seem strong
 That1GuyBen: inga's not bad but i would rather not take it over something like the weird
 That1GuyBen: that's a LATE oracle of tragedy
 Earthenone: war historian? seems like less work
uchihab7: all the wires on that headset make me so anxious
 Sorator13: Oracle or dispersal
violetblight: dispersal being this late is wild
 Bugberry: but you usually don't need that until later, so you already have stuff in the graveyard.
 Diabore: its just creatures in bin isnt it?
 GreatWahooney: yep, just creatures
 Diabore: jund lets goooooo
 GreatWahooney: jund 'em!
 Earthenone: so base green jund?
 That1GuyBen: when i first played this format in paper i had to read geoderm a couple times because i did NOT realize it had haste at first
violetblight: blue’s so open jesus
 Diabore: hella snap the strobe knight
sum69kinda420nutsack: Jundtai
 mazemindtom: Knight!
DjPirtu: Mono
 Sorator13: Late cosmic hunger
 MegaDosX: If a Cosmic Hunger stuck around then green is pretty open
 Bugberry: Someone took Radha
 Diabore: no ones in green, no ones in blue, everyone fighting for mardu
DjPirtu: Mono G splashing everything else
 Earthenone: big dog
 Diabore: splash white
violetblight: lmao
 Bugberry: Cosmic Rebirth is my kind of card
 Diabore: this can be a greedy format
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 Diabore: id take kroxa
violetblight: k&k is just good enough right?
 spinebustertee: teeth woof teeth woof
 Earthenone: lifes short, play a big dumb dog
 Sorator13: the transforming green card is great too
 mazemindtom: If you’re splashing white, might as well take kroxa
 That1GuyBen: what kind of greedy 5 color deck
 Bugberry: jund splashing White?
 MegaDosX: I had Kroxa and Kunoros and Gyruda in a phantom sealed for MWM, and let me tell you, reanimating Gyruda off KnK was pretty wild
papagette: shandalar gets kroxa out 
 spinebustertee: dual in your your kroxa colors?
 lackingsanity: land or plainscycler
violetblight: she also jyst has three abilities
 MegaDosX: Oops All Fixing
 lackingsanity: if you are going to go for 4 or 5 colours you have to take fixing over basically everything
 Wolfstrike_NL: Drafting all the lands
 land_manatee: Someone in this pool is gonna be hurting for fixing lol
 Sorator13: Renata is nice
 zarbit: renata would be great if we were fewer colors
 Earthenone: agent is a good 2
 lackingsanity: agent
 Sorator13: I might even splash Bola Slinger
MilkInBags: I just read the tweet. If someone stops clapping, they're banned?
 Sorator13: it's so good
MilkInBags: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: pyrulea?
 Sorator13: blighted burgeoning, lol
MilkInBags: wait, what is this card
 Earthenone: fall?
 lackingsanity: atraxas fall imo
 Wolfstrike_NL: fall
 Sorator13: @MilkInBags this is MOM Aftermath, so one common in each pack is replaced with an Aftermath card. that's one from Aftermath
MilkInBags: oh
violetblight: how did brawler wheel goddamm
MilkInBags: is that how aftermath works in paper magic?
violetblight: nah
 Sorator13: I don't think so, no
violetblight: its just a thing on arena bc they can
MilkInBags: oh, I'm not a fan of arena only formats 
violetblight: a la alchemy drafts
 Sorator13: You could do a MOM draft and then also draft an aftermath pack or two, though
 Sorator13: Oh wow
 lackingsanity: its SO slow
 Sorator13: that's quite the card
 Sorator13: *very* slow, but
 MegaDosX: Now imagine if you could flicker it 
theguardianotter: Oh hello ozolith
 Earthenone: i think i heard aftermath is 5 card packs in paper, would need like 3 packs per pack to "draft" them
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 Sorator13: omg Ozilith
MilkInBags: Ozowin
 Sorator13: Drood the Ozfrence's younger brother!
 MegaDosX: Soul Shatter but exile rather than sacrifice
MilkInBags: leafs in 6
 Sorator13: going to the Stars game in a few hours
 Sorator13: looking forward to it
 That1GuyBen: i have a friend who is a huge bruins fan
geail: I cast the oni for 1 multiple times today
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Hello lurmers, how goes the tugging
MilkInBags: if you don't, ban them
Ristow: 7 mana cast the wrath and then the oni
 Sorator13: That is so cool
 Bugberry: Turn a land into a Maro
geail: admittedly, it was in an aristocrats deck so things were dying
 MegaDosX: So GB splashing Bant?
 zarbit: also Dina for a legend
 land_manatee: Love to be 5 color
 Sorator13: okay, now we have to take any and all dual lands, right?
 aitsu100: love some good simic value
 Wolfstrike_NL: more legendary creatures mean we get more access to that add 5 mana enchantment 
MilkInBags: ancient is better though
 Sorator13: Forestcycler isn't bad
MilkInBags: I'll remind you when you don't 
 Sorator13: ooh, tracker
MilkInBags: forager though
rkk667: Adam w the slick p5 ref 
 lackingsanity: no burgeoning is a bit rough
 Sorator13: miiiight want the urn here...
Vandroth_: Watch out for Pinkertons!
 MegaDosX: Do you keep the Leyline?
 Earthenone: kavu seems bad?
 Sorator13: I don't love the Charging Kavu?
MilkInBags: I feel like Kroxa is a lot of work
 Sorator13: also War Historian
Shadowsoflife: Question for chat: how does someone have 200+ cards deck in area? cause I played against someone with that
 Sorator13: or, wait, we do have three battles
MilkInBags: I would cut geoderm then
 Sorator13: do we care about Berserker?
 MegaDosX: Kroxa and Kunoros, even if they don't reanimate anything, are a keyword soup 6/6, which is pretty good
MilkInBags: berserker fuels kroxa 
 Sorator13: fair, was a genuine question
Veste: clap clap clapclapclap
 Wolfstrike_NL: I'd probally sac urn here
 MegaDosX: What's the creature split now?
 MegaDosX: Oh perfect
 Sorator13: Deck's perfect; ship it!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Hiya everyone
MilkInBags: opponent has a sheoldred, nothing matters
 Bugberry: you can cycle the ozolith then get it back
MilkInBags: win on turn 4 with fynn
 land_manatee: Two deathtouch boys?
 GreatWahooney: heck yeah poison stuff let's gooo
 Robot_Bones: I mean when has OP ever "Had" it?
 Earthenone: fin for free poison first?
 spinebustertee: could've been 2 poison!
 Sorator13: !card Fynn,
  LRRbot: Fynn, the Fangbearer [1G] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [1/3] | Deathtouch / Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters.
 MegaDosX: Yeah you missed out on poison counters 
 MegaDosX: Fun fact, there's apparently a new death animation if you die to poison
 land_manatee: It woulda been cool tho
 Sorator13: I lost one to that ;-;
 Wolfstrike_NL: During One? Alot
 GreatWahooney: most I got in this set was 6 counters
 accountmadeforants: For people who were here pre-stream, nut draft update: https://i.imgur.com/7yECfqL.png
violetblight: its like they trade in combat
Erix33: I've won several with Skithiryx, but that is a very different situation.
 Sorator13: @accountmadeforants sweeeet
 accountmadeforants: My one regret... is that I won't be able to play this deck again
 accountmadeforants: Yeah, this was the deck: https://i.imgur.com/u5ygLRN.png
  Juliamon: It's ridic
 Robot_Bones: They lost so they could play 1 more game
MilkInBags: show full deck
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Fucked up to lose in a game with varianc3
 Sorator13: very nice
MilkInBags: permanents I'm pretty sure
 Diabore: what?
adambomb625: Neither?
 accountmadeforants: This one's any time you or a permanent takes damage, they pay 1 or lose 2 life
 Diabore: wrong norn
 MegaDosX: Adam's thinking of the five mana one from ONE
MilkInBags: oh that's the ONE one
 accountmadeforants: And you can flip it to get 5 2/2s and wrath
 Diabore: 5 mana is pan
 aitsu100: 5 mana one
 Bugberry: 4 mana one is the one that taxes or burns
 lackingsanity: elesh norn mother of machines
 aitsu100: 4 mana is pain tax
 MegaDosX: This is the one that taxes damage and flips into the saga that makes a bunch of incubate tokens, then gives everything double strike, then wraths
MilkInBags: socal was keeping the island away
 MegaDosX: Even if they flip their battles Fiora clears the board
MilkInBags: you can choose to not kill legendary creature
 MegaDosX: I think we want to though
 Diabore: @MilkInBags then errant and giada lives
 MegaDosX: If we kill legends that kills Errant and Giada and Caetus
MilkInBags: theirs is not better than yours!
 Earthenone: flip your battles what could go wrong
 Bugberry: just hope they don't have a 2 mana counter
 MegaDosX: No Negate one time?
 MegaDosX: Wrath is gonna kill it too
 Sorator13: attack opponent first 
 Earthenone: come on oni friendo!
geail: I love being right
MilkInBags: it was me 
MilkInBags: (it was not)
 MegaDosX: tfw you cast a 5/4 for 1
 Sorator13: well done @geail
MilkInBags: masochists
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Wrong Georg who loves to be wrong
 Earthenone: pessimists dont like being right
MilkInBags: pitch snapcaster mage please
 MegaDosX: Marchesa time?
MilkInBags: Mirrodin Avenged
 MegaDosX: Mirrodin Avenged
 MegaDosX: Fair, opponent
 Sorator13: reasonable
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Turns out board wipes are good in Limited
 MegaDosX: It's mechanically the same as You Are Already Dead, but this one features Karn unmaking Elesh Norn
 GreatWahooney: damn, deck's awesome
DAC169: wait, what? what'd I miss? 1 mana 5/4? 
 GreatWahooney: @DAC169 yeah, there's a one mana 5/4 at uncommon in this set
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Retire now, infinite winrate
 aitsu100: seeing as they are desparking walkers i agree Norn should have won
MilkInBags: death for me
 Sorator13: death for me as well
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Is this part of the Subway universe Adam?
MilkInBags: imagine, no Wet Leg
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: potbelly covers
violetblight: who said i cant cheat
Trymantha: I would pay to listen to pitbull try and hit hte notes for take on me
 aitsu100: ill look at it as Pitbul is better than if it was Creed so ill take Pitbull
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: if pitbull is the only artist, is he only making pitbull songs?
Angreed66: Who gave you power to arbitrate the hypothetical?
violetblight: i need to relisten to that album it slapped
MilkInBags: and every movie uses Headstrong by Trapt for their trailers
 Invitare: oh turn 5 WUBRG
 Earthenone: block and oni might be better than saccing
 Sorator13: !card Death-Rattle Oni
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 1y1e: Kroxa and Kunoros AKA "Biggity boy and diggity dog"
 Sorator13: You could have; Oni gets a 2 mana discount per dead creature
 Sorator13: but it's fine
MilkInBags: yes, 1 to sac
 MegaDosX: It was five
realmendontflash: urn on upkeep?
 Sorator13: You wouldn't have sacced in that scenarip
TwitchTVsFrank: Is pitbull the only artist or is he featured on every song with other artists?
 MegaDosX: Yeah the point is more that if they hadn't sacrificed it they could've played the Oni
 MegaDosX: Oh good something to hang onto for when Arixmethes flips
 Sorator13: !card Urn of Godfire
  LRRbot: Urn of Godfire [1] | Artifact | {2}: Add one mana of any color. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice Urn of Godfire: Destroy target creature or enchantment.
 MegaDosX: !card godfire
  LRRbot: Urn of Godfire [1] | Artifact | {2}: Add one mana of any color. / {6}, {T}, Sacrifice Urn of Godfire: Destroy target creature or enchantment.
 Sorator13: Not a sorcery, good
 MegaDosX: Oh that's spicy with Arixmethes
 Sorator13: yeah, *that* you do want to kill
 MegaDosX: Nah, you save that for Arixmethes
 Sorator13: can Flourish the 3/2
 MegaDosX: Oh hello there Atris
 Sorator13: alternative, could put the other two facedown... but they still just take the rare, I think
 MegaDosX: They didn't play a land so maybe they need one?
 accountmadeforants: Love these mini-games
micalovits: Like this they might think the face down was a land
 Sorator13: Imagine if it had been another land instead of the rare; that would've been an excellent mindgame
 aitsu100: i think Joreal makes the Arx huge and fly
 Sorator13: I don't think it makes it huge, does it?
 MegaDosX: Well. Hang on.
 MegaDosX: Jolrael makes them as big as your hand, not natively a 12/12
 accountmadeforants: @Sorator13 Sure, a rare's a rare, but a face-down card could be anything! It could even be a rare!
 Sorator13: It sets its power, yeah
 MegaDosX: !card arixmethes
  LRRbot: Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Kraken [12/12] | Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle enters the battlefield tapped with five slumber counters on it. / As long as Arixmethes has a slumber counter on it, it's a land. / Whenever you cast a spell, you may remove a slumber counter from Arixmethes. / {T}: Add {G}{U}.
 aitsu100: ok wasnt sure if it set the power or not
 Sorator13: Fair question, though!
 MegaDosX: Yeah it's a weird interaction
 Sorator13: If it were +x/+x it would do what you thought
micalovits: Dont we chump and boardwipe if they flip?
 MegaDosX: Yeah you can chump Arixmethes if they flip it
MilkInBags: now that aftermath is out, can someone explain what happened to theros? is it gg no re?
 MegaDosX: Jolrael can't give it flying, Arixmethes isn't a land once it flips
 Sorator13: If they play the rare and target Arix, it overwrites Arix's power; that's what we were discussing.
 Sorator13: play instructor, flip instructor?
 Sorator13: kill the 3/3?
 Sorator13: 8 mana, kill your 3/3, get a 3/3, gain 3 life seems great
 MegaDosX: Spiderman pointing meme!
MilkInBags: omni oni
 That1GuyBen: oh are we short a 2nd swamp
MilkInBags:  wipe this board 
 That1GuyBen: oh i missed the dismal
 Sorator13: We have a blue/black dual
 MegaDosX: Yeah you're fine
 That1GuyBen: bonk.
 That1GuyBen: nice boardstate, be a shame if something...happened to it
 That1GuyBen: goodbye boardstate
 CanPlayGames: !card flourishing fox
  LRRbot: Flourishing Fox [W] | Creature — Fox [1/1] | Whenever you cycle another card, put a +1/+1 counter on Flourishing Fox. / Cycling {1}
 Sorator13: yeah, what options does our Forager have?
 That1GuyBen: beep beep goes the sailback
 MegaDosX: Well that's an issue
 Sorator13: Oh, nice
 MegaDosX: Punch the battle then Hunger the 2/1?
 brainbosh: Not face to draw a card?
 MegaDosX: Fair
 MegaDosX: That thing is an issue if they flip it
 Sorator13: nice
realmendontflash: hunger can punch battles too
 MegaDosX: !card cosmic hunger
  LRRbot: Cosmic Hunger [1G] | Instant | Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to another target creature, planeswalker, or battle.
 MegaDosX: Oh huh.
 MegaDosX: I think they need the creature removal though
MilkInBags: my queen 
 MegaDosX: !card invasion of fiora
  LRRbot: Invasion of Fiora [4BB] (back: Marchesa, Resolute Monarch) | Battle — Siege [4] | When Invasion of Fiora enters the battlefield, choose one or both — / • Destroy all legendary creatures. / • Destroy all nonlegendary creatures.
 land_manatee: Does Hunger do deathtouchy things?
 MegaDosX: !card marchesa, resolute monarch
  LRRbot: Marchesa, Resolute Monarch (front: Invasion of Fiora) | Legendary Creature — Human Noble [3/6] | Menace, deathtouch / Whenever Marchesa, Resolute Monarch attacks, remove all counters from up to one target permanent. / At the beginning of your upkeep, if you haven't been dealt combat damage since your last turn, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.
 MegaDosX: Oh she does, hah
 Sorator13: @land_manatee yep!
 land_manatee: oh ho ho
roastbeefsandwitch: What a game, wow. Well fought on both sides
 Sorator13: though deathtouch won't work on battles
MilkInBags: fiora resisted
 Sorator13: one short, aye
 MegaDosX: They aren't quite dead
 WiJohn: Also play the bolster?
MilkInBags: you could deal 7 flying with ozolith and assailant
 Sorator13: could also hunger to remove a blocker and swing with the resT?
micalovits: Can we ozilith and serpent?
DAC169: play Ozolith, counters on flyer, play assailant, counters on flyer, swing with all?
 Sorator13: oh, nevermind, incubator
 Bugberry: marchessa can kill the incubator
CrescendoSlash: 7 + 2 in the air
MilkInBags: they have 3 blockers
Angreed66: marchesa removes counters
 MegaDosX: And yeah you can Hunger pre-blockers
FatTown: macheves removes all the counters on a permanent when it attacks
 aitsu100: token
 MegaDosX: After the land is animated
FatTown: dont need to
DAC169: 2 blockers. you remove the counters with Marchesa
 land_manatee: This is a pretty sick turn
 Sorator13: Oh right, Marchesa has more text
MilkInBags: oh
MilkInBags: it's dead
 MegaDosX: It still dies
FatTown: it still dies
MilkInBags: token with 0 toughness
FatTown: so its irrelevent
 Sorator13: It still dies, yeah
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Dies as a state action yeay
 Sorator13: lots of moving pieces 
 MegaDosX: You now have ten damage going through regardless of how they block, they need actual removal to not die here
micalovits: Wp!
 land_manatee: Dead so many different ways
 Mr_Horrible: Youtube thumbnail with a big red circle around Jolreal titled "Jol [real]"
 MegaDosX: Marchesa having menace is pretty strong
Meaches101: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Good win good win, love the hustle
geail: oni is a silly card
MilkInBags: I don't know what's the lore around Marchesa one shotting phyrexians
 Bugberry: just need to cast K&K for the deck to have done it's mission.
micalovits: She also just wins any battle
 Mr_Horrible: MilkInBags the lore that she one-shots everything
MilkInBags: very deep
 James_the_Dabbler: We got Aftermath, now we're just waiting for Alchemy
 Mr_Horrible: When you're the best poisoner in Paliano you don't really take L's
 Sorator13: definitely thought adam's chair was part of the arena UI and was very confused
MilkInBags: I might have to add Invasion of Fiora to my Marchesas deck
TheInnsanity: oh no, where's the Adam that was promised?
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, it seems pretty solid!
 RAZRBCK08: Marchesa is more meant to be one-shotting battles than Phyrexians I think lore wise
TheInnsanity: oh there he is
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MilkInBags: MOM is basically Space Jam, aliens threatening to destroy our world
 Sorator13: the one year!!!
 Mr_Horrible: Thank god the Phyrexians suck at basketball
 WiJohn: Space Jam is basically kicker
MilkInBags: you 100% attack and flourish
 Sorator13: I'd attack with both and flourish, yeah
 That1GuyBen: invasion of new phyrexia turns out to be a messed up magic card
Novacrasher: thought my phone was vibrating
 That1GuyBen: twice now teferi has gotten me out of major jams
 gamercat88: original Space Jam or the Lebron one?
DAC169: wtf?  the hmm made my desk buzz like a phone on vibrate! 
 James_the_Dabbler: @DAC169 It's because you've met god. Rejoice
 Mr_Horrible: Adam found the resonant frequency
 That1GuyBen: could final flourish with kicker and than cosmic rebirth the sac'd creature
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 Sorator13: They could have if they tapped creatures for convoke... ah well
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MilkInBags: assailant on geoderm, slam with it?
 Sorator13: I like that ^
quancooffate: Deathtouch trample is good no?
 Sorator13: You may as well attack since you're holding a reanimate, right?
 Sorator13: also true
 Mr_Horrible: Could swing Fynn as well?
DAC169: flourish the lifelinker
DAC169: ?
 Sorator13: Flourish the lifelinker, yeah
MilkInBags: aerial boost
FatTown: the +2/2 flying convoke spell
 Mr_Horrible: They can have the convoke leap
geail: protection from red/black damage
AndrewBlack_TV: aerial boost
micalovits: Poison counters make people do weird things
MilkInBags: 
 Mr_Horrible: Yeah, not double-blocking Fynn is weird
 Sorator13: very happy to trade Fynn for their 5/4, yeah
DAC169: well, it WAS Fynn that they blocked
 Mr_Horrible: Since he can only kill 1
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Probably didn't notice deathtouch
 Sorator13: @GhostofJeffGoldblum also possible
 MegaDosX: Deck's a banger
MilkInBags: yeah, a little poison never killed anyone
quancooffate: It was their only single blocker that could kill Fynn, that probably had something to do with the reasoning
 Mr_Horrible: If they reverse those blocks they'd only lose 2 critters instead of all 3
 Bugberry: caught with our pants down
 That1GuyBen: opp mulled to 5, killed me on turn 7
 That1GuyBen: rampaging geoderm is a messed up magic card
 Mr_Horrible: @quancooffate I guess if they're scared of a pump trick it makes sense? But Fynn only has 1 power so the deathtouch doesn't even affect double-blocks normally
AndrewBlack_TV: opponent having a wrath in hand in limited is such a gutwrenching feeling
 aitsu100: opp is going tempo against 2 battles thats a choice
MilkInBags: you can totally lose by casting nothing for 6 turns
geail: feel the flood
DAC169: I see the land curse is back
 Sorator13: idk why they played the 2/4 last turn, really
 Mr_Horrible: I mean, we're kinda set on removal for a bit
 Sorator13: they got an extra surveil, but that's all
MilkInBags: welp
 Mr_Horrible: Lorwyn and deathtouch punch
 Sorator13: Oh.
AndrewBlack_TV: I think they thought the spell targeted, and thus that they'd get a 2/2 incubate token
 Sorator13: Oh dear.
 MegaDosX: You can Lorwyn that
CrescendoSlash: is ayara an elf?
 Sorator13: Good news is that we can handle that in multiple ways
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MilkInBags: just kill ayara though or you lose
 PipPosit: If they didn't think you had second black, they could have been playing around just Invasion of Lorwyn.
 MegaDosX: Or deathtouch punch it
 Mr_Horrible: We need to kill Ayara, I think
micalovits: And lets us punch something if we play the mountain
 Mr_Horrible: She kills us
MilkInBags: you're at 6
 Sorator13: Animate the swamp, swing, then play the mountain and punch Ayara
 Bugberry: punch ayara with the land
FatTown: play the mountain, animate the  swamp
 aitsu100: no stop
 aitsu100: paly the mountain
 lackingsanity: after combat
 Bugberry: animating lands is tricky
 MegaDosX: Animate swamp and punch, then Hunger
MilkInBags: you can animate swamp
 MegaDosX: Because you can then play the mountain
DAC169: attack, the play land & cosmic hunger
 Grimnus: Land first flip the battle bite after
DAC169: then*
 Sorator13: You do get to flip the battle
Arimus221: Combat then punch
Angreed66: after combat
 aitsu100: animate the swamp
 Sorator13: You odn't have to kill her now
 MegaDosX: Now you can kill her
Arimus221: Now punch
DAC169: rude
 MegaDosX: F
 aitsu100: you just couldnt animate the green source for that paly
 aitsu100: *play
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 MegaDosX: Only send the land though
 Mr_Horrible: Ozolith first?
 Grimnus: Ozolith first to double counters
 MegaDosX: Ozolith first
 Mr_Horrible: Free counters
 Sorator13: Ozolith first
 Sorator13: rip
Arimus221: F
 Mr_Horrible: Still fine for the most part, just getting bodies is important
 Mazrae: Hello how is everyone doing
 Mr_Horrible: We're just trying to mitigate any surprise aggression
AndrewBlack_TV: idk, not playing the ozolith out of shame and pretending like we top decked it instead had merrit too
 MegaDosX: I mean, it's kinda a case of "oh no I have this 6/6 but I could have had a 7/7", I think you're fine
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joallthedogs:   
 MegaDosX: Raiders!
 Sorator13: well, it lsoes the counters
 Tandtroll_OG:     
 Sorator13: brew crew!
 LightningElektron: are you winning?
Shadowsoflife: o/ raiders
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: 
RevolverRossalot: Et tu, brewtus crewtus?
DAC169: they do know it's just gonna get Invasion of Lorwyned, right?
 Mr_Horrible: We probably just make them have it
DAC169: Serge! 
 MegaDosX: Maybe they forgot about the Invasion
 Sorator13: It does get rid of the counters we put on it
 Sorator13: *did
 MegaDosX: And you can punch them with a 1/1 land now
Angreed66: ozolith has more text
 MegaDosX: Also yeah Ozolith has more text on it
 Grimnus: She did a lot of work
 Sorator13: oh man, this is so good
 Grimnus: 7/7 trample haste for 4 not bad
 Sorator13: surprise! we have another 7/7!
 Sorator13: and also a 9/9!
quancooffate: Woww nice turn
 MegaDosX: You suddenly have a lot of beef
 Sorator13: OH
AndrewBlack_TV: sick hit
 MegaDosX: Make the 7/7 a 9/9 and slaml
 Mr_Horrible: I like counters on the instructor and flip
AndrewBlack_TV: ozolith instructor and flip kills sheoldred
TheInnsanity: you can make the instructor an x/5
 lackingsanity: herbology ozolith flip kills sheoldred if you have the mana
 MegaDosX: Save that for next turn
TheInnsanity: it would have
 MegaDosX: Next turn it can
 GredGredmansson: not anymore we can't
 Grimnus: We were 1 mana off
quancooffate: Ozolith can make instructor better
micalovits: We didn't have mana to do it all right
 GredGredmansson: they'll flip sheoldred next turn probably
 MegaDosX: "No blocks, take ten"
 Mr_Horrible: Ah, yeah, 1 short
 Grimnus: @GredGredmansson They cant, we dont have 8 in the yard
theguardianotter: next turn we can ozolith and flip
frozenphoenix7: @GredGredmansson Need to put 2 more cards in our yard
 Sorator13: we were one short of doing that all this turn, I think
 MegaDosX: Yeah Sheoldred has a specific clause on her
 GredGredmansson: ohhhh
 MegaDosX: Ozolith first
 MegaDosX: And then yeah
 TheWriterAleph: boop
 Grimnus: Instructor so good
 Sorator13: and play the land pre-combat
 MegaDosX: I don't hate it
 Mr_Horrible: More like SheolDED
 Sorator13: actually, doesn't matter
 Sorator13: man
MilkInBags: 
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooo
 Mr_Horrible: 
 Sorator13: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 MegaDosX: Missing the white source
quancooffate: I am not understanding why not attack with both
 aitsu100: oz
DAC169: 
Angreed66: still threaten lethal
MilkInBags: I was wrong, you weren't missing a forest
 Mr_Horrible: Ozolith still wons games, turns out 
MilkInBags: 
 MegaDosX: Kroxa and Kunoros would have been an outstanding play there
 MegaDosX: But alas
 TheWriterAleph: 
 lackingsanity: they showed up for moral support
 GredGredmansson: that was wild
 Sorator13: fun game!
 jaqofspades: Yeah!
 GreatWahooney: this was fun! good night folks
 MegaDosX: So the secret to this draft is, just play all your bombs
 Sorator13: @MegaDosX well, we didn't manage that, not quite 
 MegaDosX: @Sorator13 I more meant put them all in your deck, so hush 
 Sorator13: 
MilkInBags: muted?
 accountmadeforants: 🤫
 MrGibberish: Shh
 CanPlayGames: 
micalovits: Sneaky Adam
croisvoix1: quiet time with Adam
MilkInBags: ok
 Sorator13: 
MilkInBags: adam asmr
croisvoix1: Adam takes us on a guided meditation
 TheWriterAleph: @MilkInBags Adam's Secret Magic Rstream
MilkInBags: I'll queue against you
MilkInBags: true, I'm done with MOM
 Omthebox: and then you get a base boosted queue found from World of Warcraft
MilkInBags: BLAP
 Omthebox: called it
micalovits: Wow that felt loud
 Mr_Horrible: The sound of lands not being shuffled to the top
 MegaDosX: Hey look there's the white source
 Robot_Bones: perfect hand
micalovits: Only need a forest!
 Sorator13: hello james!
 Sorator13: there ya go
Arimus221: Zendi flip
 Mr_Horrible: Feels like dispersal
 Sorator13: can berserker postcombat, too
 Sorator13: sac a land to make OP discard a trick seems dece
 Mr_Horrible: With James at our side, I'm fine trading a land for a trick 
 Sorator13: 
micalovits: If we flip we can cast the invasion I ugess?
micalovits: Nevermind
 Sorator13: Nice
hexamyn_: hellloo
MilkInBags: send the forest to its death 
 Sorator13: !card invasion of lorwyn
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 Sorator13: !card winnowing forces
  LRRbot: Winnowing Forces (front: Invasion of Lorwyn) | Creature — Elf Warrior [*/*] | Winnowing Forces's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.
DAC169: War Historian?
 Sorator13: whelp
chaostreader: Doesn’t Zendikar’s backside have reach?
MilkInBags: nope
MilkInBags: it feels like it has reach but it doesn't
 Sorator13: No attacl? fascinating
 GredGredmansson: they're afraid
MilkInBags: "It's afraid!"
Evil_John_Cena: Hi Adam, Hi James, and Chat... well chat is here
 Sorator13: welcome into the hivemind @Evil_John_Cena
 Mr_Horrible: I'm crossing my fingers
MilkInBags: the no attack no block confused me
 GredGredmansson: didn't even need the 3/3 reach in hand (they'd probably get some removal for it
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: How does aftermath draft work on arena?
 Sorator13: @milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems normal MOM draft, but one common in each pack is replaced with an Aftermath card
 Mr_Horrible: Destroy. All. Blockers!
MilkInBags: 
 Sorator13: nicely done!
 BusTed: 
 Mr_Horrible: Nice
MilkInBags: no that card sucks, because it makes us think
Evil_John_Cena: what card?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: You've drawn it almost every game to9
 Mr_Horrible: Yeah, Jolreal is puuuuuushed
MilkInBags: and thinking is stinky
 Mr_Horrible: Very very strong in limited
MilkInBags: a strong UG card in Magic? impossible
 Mr_Horrible: The fact that it makes a beefy flier *that also draws cards* is goofy as hell
 Mr_Horrible: MilkInBags wotc swore it wouldn't happen again, but the ancient pact has failed
Evil_John_Cena: wow that card is nuts
MilkInBags: well, I guess opponent lost
Evil_John_Cena: turn 5 play?
 GredGredmansson: we can play the Oni next turn (I don't know what it does)
MilkInBags: oh no a card
 MegaDosX: Ooh, Borbothp
 MegaDosX: Oh a hasty Borbothp
Evil_John_Cena: lots of ground to cover though
 Sorator13: Oh wow
MilkInBags: unfortunate the black is tapped
 grgriffin3: That's a real paddlin'
 GredGredmansson: BEEP BEEP
 MegaDosX: Borborygmos said heck your whole board
 GredGredmansson: @MilkInBags good thing we have something that untaps lands
 Sorator13: how to turn flood into gas: an object lesson
 Mr_Horrible: @gredgredmansson cheaper for everything that's died, kills all creatures with damage ETB
 That1GuyBen: oh that's uh
 MegaDosX: You are in so much trouble though
 aitsu100: to shreds you say
 MegaDosX: You need Invasion of Fiora right now
 Malkmaven1176: That escalated quickly
GirlPainting: It´s over anekin! I have the high ground!
quancooffate: Why not play the blue source??
MilkInBags: because it didn't matter in the end
 GredGredmansson: didn't matter
 Sorator13: rip
 grgriffin3: Well, that certainly just happened.
 ElektroTal: J'Adam
 GredGredmansson: also we'd be able to cast that
 MegaDosX: Yeah they just exploded out of nowhere
micalovits: That was so brutal so very suddenly
quancooffate: I guess I just wanted the fairy to be castable lol
MilkInBags: from zero to hero
quancooffate: Next turn, if you lived
 GredGredmansson: the following turn
Evil_John_Cena: that battle saved them
 Mr_Horrible: Simply ask Professor Charles Xavier what's on the top of their deck, Adam
MilkInBags: yeah adam you could cast the 3/1 and kill the 8/8 hexproof
TheInnsanity: twitch chat is never/ always right
 GredGredmansson: we weren't playing anything anyway with that mana
quancooffate: I *admit* it was optimistic approaching naive
 Wolveroo: My wife is painting a custom Yargle, as a Sith lord, playmat right now because of your Duels of Fate Yargle song.
 GredGredmansson: ooh the fiora invasion
 That1GuyBen: not the scatman john out of nowhere
micalovits: Wait, war historian has reach?!?
Evil_John_Cena: optimism has no place in twitch
 Mr_Horrible: That's too reasonable, gotta ban them
 Sorator13: @Wolveroo love it
 GredGredmansson: ye
 MrGibberish: @wolveroo Amazing
 Sorator13: would love to see the end result in the discord!
 Mr_Horrible: A fish has reach because it's in a tree
 That1GuyBen: yeah war historian is this sets winner of the "this has reach?!" awawrd!
 MegaDosX: I mean, you are at 27, you can take a hit or two from a 3/4
Angreed66: Only the unobservant get got by reach
MilkInBags: we all know history is fake and historians are reaching 
 Sorator13: 2 creatures
 Sorator13: right?
 MegaDosX: Thanks opponent
micalovits: I like double blockign their 3/2
 grgriffin3: @MilkInBags Just because it's true doesn't mean your words don't hurt!
 Sorator13: I also like double-blocking the 3/2
MilkInBags: I think they are more valuable alive when they flip but, sure!
 MegaDosX: That is much cleveer
 MegaDosX: cleverer*
 evil_h2o_elf: oni has text
 That1GuyBen: wait your things die
 MegaDosX: But yeah Oni won't kill the 3/3
micalovits: We don't kill their 3/3, but we keep an instructor
MilkInBags: I believe it's better to keep instructor to flip it anyway
 MegaDosX: This was probably a better call
 That1GuyBen: oh no i can't read today apparently, whoops
MilkInBags: saul
 Sorator13: @That1GuyBen happens!
 MegaDosX: Punch with the 5/4?
MilkInBags: wait, the thallid didn't attack?
MilkInBags: I have a fake response but I don't want to be mean even as a joke
 MegaDosX: Opponent is afraid of Mirrodin Avenged I guess
 grgriffin3: lrrGHOST
 GredGredmansson: I like transforming the 1/3 this turn
 grgriffin3: 
 Sorator13: flip instructor, kill something?
 Sorator13: Oh, nice
 Sorator13: woof
micalovits: Rude!
duke_dice: wow
 MegaDosX: NO
adambomb625: RUDE
 Sorator13: 
Evil_John_Cena: not anymore it doesn't
 TheWriterAleph: oofa
 grgriffin3: Cruel.
 MegaDosX: You need a white source
duke_dice: time to dye to flyers?
 GredGredmansson: i guess we could have flashed it in to prevent the lifegain but that's not a big deal
MilkInBags: just as you said meep meep, someone honked twice in the street
 GredGredmansson: they'd still be at 1
MilkInBags: are you a wizard
 MegaDosX: I like this plan
 Sorator13: @MilkInBags legally, you have to tell me if you're a wizard
MilkInBags: 
 MegaDosX: And you win!
 That1GuyBen: kill this, kill that, kill them!
MilkInBags: the one time they had to be cautious
geail: oni is fun
 Sorator13: adam, your brain must be enormous
 MegaDosX: Oh no, my wrath! Anyway, untap upkeep kill you?
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 That1GuyBen: have we cast kroxa yet
 Sorator13: @That1GuyBen no, lol
geail: the joy of customer service
 Sorator13: only drawn it once, though
MilkInBags: brain is in the arms
 Omthebox: Concussions from doing what
 That1GuyBen: man can't believe we're palying a 39 card deck
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MilkInBags: you have big arms!
 Sorator13: 
 Omthebox: Nah, I must have forgotten somehow 
 grgriffin3: Concussions from, you know....LRR stuff.
 Seth_Erickson: yeah but om's a box
 Omthebox: No more qustions.
 MegaDosX: They're a box, that's their deal
 Sorator13: I did not play sport, and yet I have had at least two ocncussions
 Robot_Bones: probably all the brain damage. and the brain damage. and the brain damage
geail: I stopped playing hockey, lacrosse, and rugby after #7
MilkInBags: can you concuss yourself by headbanging?
Angreed66: Turkey revenge is served cold
 That1GuyBen: what do you mean you got turkey'd james
 MegaDosX: I can think of at least three times I wound up after rugby matches with a monstrous headache and unable to remember the match itself, so I'm fairly sure those were undiagnosed concussions
Evil_John_Cena: I don't know if I had a concussion, but one time in the 3rd grade I fell and was passed out for a minute
 Sorator13: I stood up and hit my head on a change machine in a laundry room in college
 GredGredmansson: @MilkInBags you can give yourself whiplash at least
Cptasparagus: Is that why James goes into a fugue state and gobbles occasionally?
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I had a concussion when I was 16 that gave me short term retrograde amnesia. My short term memory is still trash 20 years later. Brains!
 Sorator13: @MegaDosX that is what that sounds like, yeah
 grgriffin3: Put the fear of Cod into their hearts
 MegaDosX: Oh haha
 MegaDosX: Deathtouch
MilkInBags: so you're doubling your mana!
 Omthebox: Number go up
Angreed66: here's a mountain
MilkInBags: gamers throw their phone away when they have 4 poison counters
 Omthebox: Or
MilkInBags: I mean
geail: so rude
 MegaDosX: Which would you prefer, an Island or a Mountain?
 Omthebox: OOOOooor
 Seth_Erickson: Fynn win con 👀
DAC169: 
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Well, there's SOME justice in the world.
 grgriffin3: Number go up!
 GredGredmansson: flavor win
 MegaDosX: Peep that mono green Doom Blade
geail: 
 Omthebox: Just go to 8 poison
 grgriffin3: The Fynn-con is still online!
 MegaDosX: Oh.
 MegaDosX: Hi Sigarda
 That1GuyBen: just got passed two omnaths in pack 3
 TheWriterAleph: beep beep
 That1GuyBen: i am full of immense rage that this did not happen pack 1
 MegaDosX: I like the RG creature and make them make a bad block
 Sorator13: @That1GuyBen Draft Punks had a deck with three omnaths, IIRC? it was nutso
quancooffate: Sigarda is gonna be forced to block Fynn right?
 MegaDosX: Eight poison!
quancooffate: One hit away, very exciting
geail: come on backup deathtoucher
 Seth_Erickson: !card Jolrael, Voice of Zhalfir
  LRRbot: Jolrael, Voice of Zhalfir [2GU] | Legendary Creature — Human Druid [3/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target land you control becomes an X/X green and blue Bird creature with flying and haste until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand. It's still a land. / Whenever a land creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
 Sorator13: eight... EIGHT poison counters for OP! ah ah ah
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: Invasion one time?
 thebluecosmonaut: if you could have any new name what would it be
 MegaDosX: Got anymore removal spells?
 thebluecosmonaut: i would be raymond
Evil_John_Cena: did they dig an answer?
 MegaDosX: Who cares about life totals right now?
DAC169: come on OP, attack the battle! 
Angreed66: they have 2
 GredGredmansson: if we get a land we can blow up sigarda
 Robot_Bones: 2 mana sir
Evil_John_Cena: they could cheat and have fading hope
 thebluecosmonaut: he's back in pog form
adambomb625: Noo fynn, we hardly knew ya
 Sorator13: whelp, we're back to the damage plan
 Omthebox: Free bird
 accountmadeforants: What a card
duke_dice: so close to the posion kill.
 That1GuyBen: do it
 GredGredmansson: ITS TIME
 Sorator13: Oh
 Diabore: dont extend into sunfall
 MegaDosX: How big is your bin?
adambomb625: And bring back Fynn!
 MegaDosX: That's an instant yeah
 Omthebox: 
 Sorator13: heyyyy, poison win is back on the menu
 MegaDosX: F
 MegaDosX: Oh wait
 MegaDosX: Bring Fynn back
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Fynn is legendary, and their blockers are not.
 MegaDosX: Fiora for nonlegends
 GredGredmansson: Fiora to destroy nonlegendaries?
Angreed66: non legend wipe
 RunicScribe: You can destroy nonlegendaries
 WiJohn: Fynn then Fiora for non-legendary
micalovits: We can wipe all non legends
 MegaDosX: You could totally have killed them there if you'd brought back Fynn
quancooffate: So close chat
 Sorator13: we tried
 Grimnus: He returns
 GredGredmansson: ok
MilkInBags: 
 MegaDosX: No Sunfall one time?
 MegaDosX: You could've done that last turn
 grgriffin3: Please don't have it, opponent
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: This is Fin's win no matter what
 Diabore: @MegaDosX but we couldnt attack if we did it last turn
Angreed66: also instant with the regrow
 Sorator13: Fynn MVP
 MegaDosX: @Diabore Cosmic Rebirth on their end step, on your turn Fiora for nonlegends
 Robot_Bones: at last, the the rares and mythics we needed for the 1%
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If you win the game, you get to draw seven whole cards to start the next game!
Evil_John_Cena: they're thinking about something
g0blinslide: "How often does poison actually kill someone" - Adam like 1 hour ago
 accountmadeforants: Understandable
 MegaDosX: Got a second one?
 grgriffin3: One time, man
 Sorator13: Tandem takedown?
 Diabore: @MegaDosX so on their turn, got it
MilkInBags: it's illegal to quote someone
 MegaDosX: Nonzero
 Omthebox: I did it
micalovits: Very low
Evil_John_Cena: in this or when he was in standard?
MilkInBags: canadian law
croisvoix1: It's low but it makes people play dumb
Angreed66: But of games were fyn is in the deck?
 MegaDosX: Do we just punch with Fynn?
 Omthebox: I did it at the pre-release even, killed somebody on turn 5 with poison
 Vampyre_Lord: so... LRR *IS* the one percent?
Ratosai: 100% of the time, IF YOU BELIEVE
 MegaDosX: "Thinking..."
 GredGredmansson: attack the battle with kroxa for flavor
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Amazing. Best game of all time.
MilkInBags:  thank you opponent
Flyingdelorion: Fynn for the win!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: GO FIN GO
DAC169: well, since All Will Be One came out, number of deaths by poison counters has gone WAY up
drewm1022: attack the battle with kroxa.
quancooffate: Pleeeaaase
drewm1022: Or not.
MilkInBags: one more turn
 MegaDosX: It still dies
geail: 
 Sorator13: oh no!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: FIN NOOOOOOOO
 MegaDosX: Not even a trade
 Sorator13: well, that doesn't help much
Flyingdelorion: Nooooo!
croisvoix1: Not a trade
 GredGredmansson: wow, we actually should have attacked the battle with kroxa
 Grimnus: Its a chump not a trade
 Diabore: yeah could have sent kroxa at the battle
quancooffate: So you're telling me there's a chance
 GredGredmansson: ok NOW we do that
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: FIN FIN FIN FIN
MilkInBags: nooooooooooooooooo
 MegaDosX: OPPONENT
 grgriffin3: COWARD
micalovits: Still counts!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: FIN TO WIN baby
 MegaDosX: Opponent hates fun confirmed
 accountmadeforants: Won through the threat of poison 
 TheWriterAleph: 
Ratosai: IT COUNTS
 Omthebox: I mean.
 Grimnus: It counts
 GredGredmansson: it counts
Angreed66: That counts as a poison win
Flyingdelorion: wow!
quancooffate: Opponent so sore
 MegaDosX: I wanted to see the new win animation 
 grgriffin3: That was hysterical
 MegaDosX: That deck was ridiculous
 Omthebox: Carried by Finn
petey_vonwho: Totally counts
 GredGredmansson: i wanted to see Queen Marchesa (long may she reign)
 MegaDosX: I mean
 Diabore: jolrael
 MegaDosX: Jolrael
 GredGredmansson: Oni, Jolrael, Cosmic Rebirth
 Diabore: the rebirth
 Wiliart: and rebirth
 Vampyre_Lord: none
MilkInBags: nah
 Omthebox: Nope 
 Grimnus: Hmm cant see any
 Sorator13: Oni also
 MegaDosX: Oh a few
DAC169: 3 at least
Evil_John_Cena: yeah a coulpe
 bloodstar: nope
 NotCainNorAbel: I don't see anything
 Omthebox: We only used what god gave us KKona
micalovits: Just the rebirth was important totally
 grgriffin3: Absolutely no new cards
 grgriffin3: MOM only
 GredGredmansson: its HYPERMYTHIC
 MegaDosX: Jolrael is disgusting in limited it turns out
 MegaDosX: Imagine that in Commander tho
MilkInBags: aftermath diff
 accountmadeforants: This card and new Calyx are completely absurd.
 undecided44: Chain it!
 MegaDosX: Ywes
 MegaDosX: These are all real cards
 Diabore: yup, in 5 card packs
 MegaDosX: Some of the commanders are medium, a couple look great
 TheMandrew: After math is it time for P.E? or social studies?
 Wiliart: Would you say Aftermath is for blockers?
Evil_John_Cena: throw it in omnath
 MegaDosX: Jolrael, Calix, and Kiora look absurd
Evil_John_Cena: 4 color or 5
MilkInBags: hidetsugu let's go
geail: I don't know any blue green decks with lots of land and draw
 TimIAm: What even is a Sol Ring. Just a dumb circle
 Diabore: can we make seizan work?
 GredGredmansson: Hidetsugu and Kairi are bundles of fun
 Omthebox: Bac0n!
 Sorator13: aight, I gotta go watch a hockey game. Have fun boys!
MilkInBags: is it canadian bacon?
 gamercat88: the canidan bacon
 Diabore: god damn good for them
SnowBuddy18: the dino-mite deck
 GredGredmansson: Pancetta?
 accountmadeforants: Holy shit, I didn't know that was Bacon
 MadWolf1290: @Sorator13 why not both?
MilkInBags: yeah, real powerful wizards hang out in adam's chat
Ratosai: Wait, did they add aftermath to the extra legendary sheet?
MilkInBags: not me but
 gamercat88: 
adambomb625: What game?
 Diabore: @Ratosai no its like alchemy draft
 MegaDosX: New card!
Ratosai: @Diabore Ah, gotcha. Thanks
 GredGredmansson: Wilds of Eldraine in a few months
 Diabore: imoti?
 Omthebox: Bacon has made me rage in fighting games, they're just very good at reading people
 MegaDosX: Got spoiled during the MOM spoiler season as the least spoilery card they could've shown
 GredGredmansson: oh Khenra is BONKERS
 MegaDosX: Spellspear is bonkers though
 accountmadeforants: Mythic Uncommon, that
adambomb625: anyone have video of this Reid Duke thing?
 Diabore: fun
 gamercat88: beeg skits
 Diabore: funfunfun
 Wolfstrike_NL: fun fun fun
micalovits: Prowess prowess is also fun
MilkInBags: passing hidetsugu will confused the person on the left so much
 Omthebox: Winning isn't fun 
 Wiliart: Spellspear, more colours = more fun
 GredGredmansson: @MegaDosX because "random ixalan dino" is WAY more spoilery 
 MegaDosX: Oh Spellspear reminds me, new Narset from Aftermath looks wild
theinvisiblevoice: winning is fun
rainreign7: win
 GredGredmansson: Khenra IS the fun one
 eye_h_bar: Spellspear is fun too
 MrGibberish: Is there a PPR for this? I doubt it
MilkInBags: the big moron wheels though
 GredGredmansson: we have the ramp for it
 That1GuyBen: the crusher when it enters play usually ends the game
 Wolfstrike_NL: no, no ppr for aftermath
 Diabore: @MrGibberish a ppr for what?
 GredGredmansson: Thespian first?
 That1GuyBen: but it's 8 mana and 8 mana is SO much in this format
MilkInBags: thespian
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: Boat
 Omthebox: The wheeler or the wheeler
 Vampyre_Lord: idk, i think wheeler is a free wheel
micalovits: Fair
MilkInBags: all good, it's just LRR
MilkInBags: FUCK
Evil_John_Cena: they did an edh vid with some of the new legends
 Wiliart: This vid? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G4_ESOz1ggs
 MadWolf1290: 
noisyblizzard: kenji earlier today played against a deck with 5 companions in it.
 Omthebox: You shouldn't have provoked him Milk
 TimIAm: For 24 hours you'll be milk in a carton
MilkInBags: I will find refuge and asylum in wheeler's chat
 gamercat88: watch out Milk
 GredGredmansson: I can't be banned by a second LRR member, please
quancooffate: He's gonna blacklist you
 That1GuyBen: You failed to comprehend that Adam does not have the word "mercy" in his vocabulary
 Diabore: @Wiliart thats the one
 accountmadeforants: Adam works as a Twitch admin on the side, you're going *nowhere*
micalovits: As if wheeler wont hit you also
 That1GuyBen: @MilkInBags wheeler would ban you to continue the bit
 Diabore: real name is david olsen
 Earthenone: adam has an in with fugi, he can burn you wherever he wants
 Omthebox: Wheeler would do it for the memes if asked
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micalovits: That, or he would mod him
 MilkInBags: streamer bullying
 Ravynn: We also have a centralized mod org too like the Justice League...
quancooffate: Nahiri's Resolve is *pretty* good
 MilkInBags: yeah this card is dumb
 MegaDosX: Haha yeah
 That1GuyBen: nahiri's resolve is nutso
 That1GuyBen: note it says "next upkeep"
 MadWolf1290: oh yeah, that was wild in EDSC
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: Bola
geail: I like the beatstick
 TimIAm: Isn't that bascially Brago's ability but in Boros
 GredGredmansson: beatstick is fun
 MegaDosX: People are calling Aftermath cards mediocre, but they sleep on some of the powerful stuff in it
 Diabore: so you dont have them on ops turn
SolarBlitz1: It's your next upkeep, but yeah it's a funky effect to play around
 That1GuyBen: i mean it does protect your dudes for a turn
 Wolfstrike_NL: there's 3? new boros cards and they all are pretty nice imo
 MegaDosX: It's kinda like a weird Teferi's Protection
 GredGredmansson: its still protection
 Vampyre_Lord: it protects your dudes from sorc speed tricks
 GredGredmansson: or 0 things
 Vampyre_Lord: yeah
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  Juliamon: It's still good, it's just not megabroken
 1y1e: protect your attackers
 MegaDosX: You can blink none things too
 TimIAm: can't wrath what  you can't see
DAC169: keep blinking the backups 
 GredGredmansson: 5 color
 MilkInBags: oh my god can I share a banger tweet about the new canadian passport
 MegaDosX: Temur nonsense?
 GredGredmansson: again
 That1GuyBen: is lahiel good, asking for a friend
 Wiliart: You are streaming. 
MrTulip: drafting, presumably
Angreed66: 5 color nonsense round 2
 Omthebox: I dont know how to draft. I dont know what we're doing in the slightest.
 GredGredmansson: this isn't really the deck for Seedcore
 accountmadeforants: I spent so long reading that card that I forgot it gave haste, read the "next upkeep" thing and thought it was stinky
 That1GuyBen: big skits
 Omthebox: You're home now
 That1GuyBen: Adam "#1 Skittering Surveyor Fan" Savidan
 MilkInBags: 😬
 GredGredmansson: no one tell adam that it didn't wheel
 MilkInBags: it did not wheel
 accountmadeforants: Skittle loops
 Omthebox: c-c-c-combo's!?
 That1GuyBen: uh oh!
 MilkInBags: goodbye
 That1GuyBen: the big dumb idiot didn't wheel
quancooffate: Byyyeee Milk
 MilkInBags: an idiot for an idiot
 MegaDosX: Alexa, play that one Sarah McLachlan song
 That1GuyBen: in the aaarrrrrrrms offff the angelllls
 Diabore: see ya milk
 accountmadeforants: 🫡 Milk
 MegaDosX: @That1GuyBen Thank you 
 MilkInBags: o7
 Omthebox: We've made it to the finding out stage of the game.
 MilkInBags: bury me with my gems
micalovits: o7 Milk
 MegaDosX: Kogla and Yidaro though
 MegaDosX: Rocco feels like a Commander card
 Molladia: Hey, Adam seeing your commitment to the gym has been really impressive, thanks for the bravery to share the journey.
 GredGredmansson: interesting
quancooffate: Kogla is kind of in our colors?
 Diabore: take the monkey that wins games
  Juliamon: APE! APE! APE!
 MegaDosX: Ape Dinosaur Turtle is one of the best typelines I've seen
 Diabore: ook ook
 GredGredmansson: poor yidaro always getting ignored
 WiJohn: Taking us to monkey town
drewm1022: Everybody knows...a little place like Yidaro.
Angreed66: GR splashing for nahir's
 That1GuyBen: it'll wheel
 BrowneePoints: Just say Yidaro with the same cadence as Kokomo
 MilkInBags: I'll seed a very good RG mythic or rare in the 3rd pack
 GredGredmansson: sure, you've earned it
 Diabore: ittll wheel 
 MilkInBags: he didn't say ban
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 That1GuyBen: man i was gonna say 5 gifties it didn't wheel
 MegaDosX: Adam in his Bilbo arc
 MilkInBags: Adam if I make you laugh, can I stay?
 MegaDosX: Kogla and Yidaro kinda
Evil_John_Cena: rip prowess boy
 Omthebox: Savage
 WiJohn: Mountains of beef
 MegaDosX: They have a channel-ish effect to blow up artifacts or enchantments
 MilkInBags: Ok here, my attempt: https://twitter.com/jessehawken/status/1656326565884510210
 That1GuyBen: goddamn the violence
 GredGredmansson: @Evil_John_Cena prowess boy is still in
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 Diabore: gotta get that natty laugh
micalovits: @MilkInBags Made me laugh atleast
RevolverRossalot: Herbology Instructor is a little interaction, as a treat
quancooffate: Vengeant is kind of removal
 Earthenone: with naheris we can kill a 4/4
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: @milkinbags that was good
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: And you're gaining 3 life each time it comes back, so you're actually up on life!
 GredGredmansson: we have a tonload of creatures
 MilkInBags: so it's ssedcore with no floor but higher ceiling
 BrowneePoints: -4 with the anthem right?
 MilkInBags: huh yeah that's what I meant
Angreed66: 0 is nothing
 accountmadeforants: *Undergrowth*? On a card outside of GRN?
 Diabore: so resolved
 MilkInBags: blink twice  
 Diabore: 3 or 4
 GredGredmansson: historian to give a beater haste late game
 Omthebox: I dont think this deck is as good as the last one. If only we had a large creature, perhaps an 8/8
 GredGredmansson: good news; we do have an 8/8
Angreed66: Om there was another
 Omthebox: I want more
 That1GuyBen: man i could've had 2 lahiels but had to take a seal from existence
 GredGredmansson: we're fixing for phyrexian mana
 Omthebox: Sick as in, dying?
 GredGredmansson: sure.
TheInnsanity: exiling your own yard to own sheoldred
 Wolfstrike_NL: for limited, that's pretty ok
 GredGredmansson: Tranquil Frillback, the random dino that's somehow more spoilery than Will and Rowan's parents dying
00gogo00: 3/3 for three that naturalizes
00gogo00: not bad
 That1GuyBen: nappy dinosaur
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: Combos with enchantment
00gogo00: that naturalizes if you need it to
 Earthenone: !time
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 GredGredmansson: exarch is a solid splash
RevolverRossalot: And 2 Juris in this pack. If there isn't a Rakdos player in this pod that's a waste :')
 That1GuyBen: oh it's your homie yedora
freshbubba: Can you choose to gain life multiple times?
quancooffate: Is Yedora not good enough? ;(
 GredGredmansson: yeah you can't pick the same option more than once with that wording
theguardianotter: you can only do each mode once
 Omthebox: GASP
 Omthebox: B I G
 GredGredmansson: mountaincycler?
 MilkInBags: you pick the host crusher
micalovits: Maybe the crusher wheels
quancooffate: You have combat tricks for Zada
 Omthebox: oh hell yeah
 GredGredmansson: HOW IS THAT PICK 5
 MegaDosX: Wow.
 That1GuyBen: sometimes you just get questing beast
RevolverRossalot: You don't really have counter synergies to make it worth the hassle
 That1GuyBen: that was a late vanquish the weak too wth
 MegaDosX: Markov Baron looks pretty nuts in vampire decks
 GredGredmansson: I think there are only like 6 vamps in the set, and two of them are teamup rares
 LibraryWitchKei: And it wheeled, christ
 Omthebox: I havent been paying that close attention.
Evil_John_Cena: there was a white battle i think
 LibraryWitchKei: Nobody playing rakdos at this table
 GredGredmansson: or red at all, apparently
 MegaDosX: Yeah in your first pack there was an Invasion of Theros
Evil_John_Cena: theros that was it
 MegaDosX: Flicker Skits
quancooffate: Doesn't it go nicely with your backup cards?
micalovits: It seems pretty bad for 5 mana
  RayFK: In Draft? probably not.
 LibraryWitchKei: It's nice with backup
 mazemindtom: Lets you surveil with thespian every turn as well, that seems pretty sweet
MrTulip: I wonder if the emphasis is on the my or the home in that sentence
 MegaDosX: Oh you mean Yedora
 MegaDosX: You said Yidaro 
 GredGredmansson: no one is in red in this table
 Omthebox: UU
 MilkInBags: tipping my yedora
micalovits: I would blame Gavin
 thebluecosmonaut: aint yedora the lady from she-ra
 MilkInBags: names are made up
 Wolfstrike_NL: Alright Alex
quancooffate: Deck look a bit chonky for Resolve now
 MegaDosX: Sure Adam.
 GredGredmansson: Yidaro keeps getting overshadowed by Kogla
 Omthebox: send it
 GredGredmansson: put the duals back in?
 Omthebox: We're countering the mill strats
 MegaDosX: That's a spicy combo
 GredGredmansson: do we even need them actually
 MilkInBags: barb, adaptation and favor are my cuts
 Omthebox: my boy
 GredGredmansson: yeah I'm not big on barb
 Diabore: imo i think zada makes the deck worse, youll hold seedcore for a zada turn when itd be better served earlier
quancooffate: Someone might be speaking before thinking lol
 Omthebox: If you think before you speak you miss all the cool bullshit you shouldn't say.
 MilkInBags: but now you switch adaptation for big boy
RevolverRossalot: Duals give mana to avoid paying Phyrexian mana on a couple of flips. Not worth it here, I think, but something.
 MilkInBags:  fun is back!
 MilkInBags: good decks 
 Omthebox: I could tell, each poison counter made you visibly upset
quancooffate: We have some *thick* creatures in this deck
ghyllnox: Hat draft time?
 Omthebox: shork
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 Omthebox: A lot of trouble
M0rm0n_Freeman: Just got off work, how’s the MAT draft experience so far?
 Diabore: @M0rm0n_Freeman 7-1 the first draft
quancooffate: Prowess, Prowess FTW
M0rm0n_Freeman: Hoooo
M0rm0n_Freeman: Oh so it contains MOM gotcha
 Diabore: @M0rm0n_Freeman yeah its like an alchemy draft, 1 common is replaced by an aftermath card of any rarity
 Diabore: super lucky they didnt block
 GredGredmansson: the doublebluff
 MegaDosX: Yeah convoke is like that
M0rm0n_Freeman: Wow, two replacement cards in a single pack is trippy as hell
 Omthebox: Good ol Bo1
 That1GuyBen: I despise Bo1 so much
 That1GuyBen: and i wish aftermath wasn't bo1
M0rm0n_Freeman: I love it but I play off meta all the time
 Diabore: dobby
M0rm0n_Freeman: 🫡
 Molladia: Whats FNPF this week?
 Diabore: schedule still says good ol commander fwiw
Evil_John_Cena: Will Wheeler be happy to be there though?
 Diabore: on the website
 Omthebox: technically a two drop
 Molladia: Glad to head Serge is doing better after last week.
M0rm0n_Freeman: Nice, I hear the one with the Kaladesh gremlin can make literally thousands of tokens in a single game
 Diabore: fair
 GredGredmansson: Frillback to destroy the aura?
 GredGredmansson: or wait, we can save it for grasp
 Wolfstrike_NL: cmon new boros card
croisvoix1: spite into serpent?
M0rm0n_Freeman: Nahiri is in MAT
M0rm0n_Freeman: And she’s very boros
 GredGredmansson: wait a minute
 GredGredmansson: opponent is a Lutri deck
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: Ez game
 Diabore: sunfall
Evil_John_Cena: counter it?
 Diabore: i think you let it go through
 Omthebox: What are the odds of counters in blue really
 affinityartifacts: You both look so interested
 Wolfstrike_NL: what's the rarity on frillback btw?
 GredGredmansson: rare
 Diabore: @Wolfstrike_NL rare iirc
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  RayFK: @affinityartifacts They "try"
 affinityartifacts: Hahahahahah
milk_the_cow_to_earn_gems: Trample deathtouuuuch
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> CheckPoint time! There's some Zelda news but Beej promised me it wasn't spoilers! | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uX03qkNyUMY || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1656805676663078912
 affinityartifacts: I'm in Calgary now! Just landed
theguardianotter: you can kill ephara
quancooffate: Can stop Copper Host dying to Sunfall now
theguardianotter: with the frillback
 affinityartifacts: I did have a good time in Winnipeg, I are all the carbohydrates and made content
 affinityartifacts: @rayfk right they're really selling Arena
 affinityartifacts: I'm hanging in Calgary with Eilidh for a couple days, then homr
 affinityartifacts: *home
 affinityartifacts: I'll have to come visit Victoria again soon 😤
JackalCostuming: Evening @LoadingReadyRun and chat
Phosfur: backup hexproof trample seems good
  RayFK: @affinityartifacts The hope is the next time you're in Seattle I don't IMMEDIATLY have to isolate.
Angreed66: deathtouch on the trample is good dps
 affinityartifacts: @rayfk you never got sick though, right? You missed my pack a day voice
 Seth_Erickson: They're dead to the assailant targeting crusher right
 control_rig: Yep Trample Deathtouch is gross
JackalCostuming: Heya @affinityartifacts ! 
 GredGredmansson: we want to get the land before we surveil
sunncaeks: good deeps lmao
Arimus221: You can even frilled the realmbreaker for more dps lol
  RayFK: @affinityartifacts I was able to dodge it thankfully.
 Gooseblast: Lil' skittles my boy!
 Musicsquid: Hippocratic on the 8/8 seems good
 Diabore: this is just super lethal yeah?
 GredGredmansson: autotapper why
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Autotapper, please.
 pn55:   
 Mr_Horrible: Common skits W
ThorSokar: *engine revs*
 Omthebox: F U N
 affinityartifacts: @rayfk I love that for you. All of us did too! Good job not being a vector
 MegaDosX: Yeah the autotapper doesn't interact well with the Frillback
 BrowneePoints: How about that new evoker spec Adam? Were finally getting a Support Spec!
DAC169: stupid auto-tapper keeps tapping extra Forests 
  RayFK: @affinityartifacts I'm responsible and stuff
 mazemindtom: Lol was that excision?
 mazemindtom: Deep cuts
Angreed66: The autotapper was just bluffing other spells
chaostreader: !next
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 affinityartifacts: @rayfk ♥️
 MilkInBags: you know what they say about men with big lungs
 Molladia: With that lung capacity, you must be a great swimmer
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
flibdev: How dare you Adam, I love the Hacker's movie
Angreed66: James just did
 Gooseblast: LuL
 MegaDosX: Oh wow, shots fired
 pn55: 
sunncaeks: based
 TheWriterAleph:  
disciple007: @loadingreadyrun any of you lrrs playing Zelda on stream tomorrow?
ThorSokar: wooow, the double down
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disciple007: 👍
 MilkInBags: why stream zelda when everyone will play it 
quancooffate: We rampin'
 affinityartifacts: Look at your perfect lil brushwagg over there
 Diabore: in the long long away theres a chance
 affinityartifacts: @milkinbags I have never played any Zelda game ever
 samwiser_: What is the chance of bullying beej into more streams?
 affinityartifacts: I could feasibly enjoy someone playing it that enjoys it
 MilkInBags: @affinityartifacts yeah I was not being serious
disciple007: Anyone say Aftermath is for blockers yet?
 GredGredmansson: tracker can also just tap to remove the battle counter
 Wolfstrike_NL: @disciple007 it has been said
 affinityartifacts: @milkinbags oh lol literally everyone I know is leaving reality to Zelda for the foreseeable future 😅
 That1GuyBen: man phyrexian censor is an annoying card huh
 Diabore: yeah raptor slam flips the battle
 GredGredmansson: raptor face also hits the battle
 mazemindtom: Raptor flips invasion
 affinityartifacts: Okay I should probably not blow all this international data have a great night yall
 MilkInBags: the invasion is a 4/4 so doesn't do much against host hulk
 affinityartifacts: Have fun go fight win
Jadaris: i took time off from work for zelda which i haven't done since, like, burning crusade
Angreed66: Seems fine
 jarvus_osworn: Trading with the raptor means they can't trade with the 8/8 later
 Wolfstrike_NL: yea, just pump it, swing face, trade it and get the battle flipped seems ok tbh
charbroiledmonk: Y not take battle points off
 GredGredmansson: we might need the blocker?
 Diabore: @Wolfstrike_NL that doesnt flip battle, only hits 1 over
 ArcOfTheConclave: why not remove a counter with the tracker?
 Diabore: also we're at 9
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Because we're at 9, and they have a lot of power on board.
 GredGredmansson: also we want a blocker
 Diabore: they got some BEEF on the other side we need to block
 GredGredmansson: plus theirs can put them right back on
 MilkInBags: you sadly only deal 16 on the swing back
 Diabore: we're 2 off lethal 
Angreed66: you're dead to the transformed
Arimus221: Not removing it just now also didn't helo
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: They attack, make the dragon 5/5. Dead.
 Diabore: yeah dead to making flier a 5/5
 GredGredmansson: maybe they don't see it
 MegaDosX: It does lose flying that way
 MilkInBags: shhhh chat don't tell them
 Diabore: oh cmon, im sure id have lost long ago adam
 GredGredmansson: I heavily disagree with that take Adam
 MilkInBags: welp
 That1GuyBen: monke
 MegaDosX: OK now you're definitely dead
 mazemindtom: Wouldnt it lose flying?
 That1GuyBen: well you have a turn now
 GredGredmansson: they didn't see it
 TheWriterAleph: outmonkes smh
 MilkInBags: the host hulk removes abilities
 GredGredmansson: @MilkInBags no it doesn't
 That1GuyBen: wait i thought that was primordial plasm only
 Diabore: !card chrome host hulk
  LRRbot: Chrome Host Hulk (front: Gnottvold Hermit) | Creature — Phyrexian Troll [5/5] | Whenever Chrome Host Hulk attacks, up to one other target creature has base power and toughness 5/5 until end of turn.
 MilkInBags: maybe their phone runs out of battery
 MegaDosX: Oh right yeah that's just Primordial Plasm
 MilkInBags: RG player? yeah 
 Diabore: spiteful
 MegaDosX: Well that was appropriate
Angreed66: dailies
 GredGredmansson: volcanic spite indeed
 MegaDosX: They already had lethal and played Spite
 Diabore: exactly 30
charbroiledmonk: Dead for the next game too
 MilkInBags: rubbing it in when winning
 TheWriterAleph: pretty spiteful of them
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: If the Arena client fails to reduce our life total, they were dead on the crackback.
 MilkInBags: perfect chair spin 
 MegaDosX: Interesting
 Molladia: !ck
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 MilkInBags: have a nice evening
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 samwiser_: He was good.
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> How many degrees of freedom are you on, dude? Tonight on Tinker Tailor Solder Fry, we are building the 6DOF Space Mushroom! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fv4ubLsacAANj_T.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1656812937087184896
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