ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a Russian nesting doll of voting
ihlendrax: That’s not how Eurovision voting works.
Juliamon: Now I want a LRRovision improv skit on the next LRL
LRRbot: Triarch Praetorian [1B] | Artifact Creature — Necron [2/1] | Flying / Dynastic Codes — When Triarch Praetorian enters the battlefield from a graveyard, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life. / Unearth {4}{B}
Juliamon: !cardview off
LRRbot: Card viewer disabled
DarknessKingCoH: Spoilers!
ihlendrax: LRRovision would be amazing.
Juliamon: Paul I know you're there, write that one down
r10pez10: paul is always there
Metric_Furlong: I'm suddenly picturing 'One Song to the Tune of Another' as a live show segment for some reason
IbunWest:
Metric_Furlong: thereby revealing I'm from the UK and old enough to have listened to the radio at various points
IbunWest:
What’s a radio? 
Hadouken_lol_catz: !next
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Metric_Furlong: (for the younger chatters, the radio is a like a broadcast channel of podcasts)
Juliamon: radio is like if someone else managed your Spotify recommendations
Huullaagga: did your radio have tubes?
IbunWest: That…is actually a really good way to describe radio
Metric_Furlong: Huullaagga I don't think I ever checked
r10pez10: my internet does
TehAmelie: Tom Waits has a good bit about building a radio as a child
FacelessManAboutTown: Woo
FacelessManAboutTown: Made it
blip2004: I don't know about that, radio stations usually only repeat songs every 4 hours, spotify radio tends to repeat after 10 songs
thraximore: I really want a Triarch Praetorian so I can play it with Lurrus
thraximore: the dream
Metric_Furlong: it could also play audio casettes though, which I mostly used for Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
TehAmelie: "cause it's like you had a hand in producing the music yourself. . .so, here's a song i wrote when i was five years old"
Mazrae: !next
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Juliamon: blip2004 Unless you decide to switch stations and hear the SAME SONG
paronomasiac042:
yalc321: howdy folks
Metric_Furlong: oh right, there's a stream
Juliamon: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Metric_Furlong: I'd forgotten
Juliamon: Streams: they happen
AWells44: Hi
IbunWest: Something is going to happen. Wait wrong show…
Fruan: Paper fights lead to paper cuts
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smthng_dffrnt: @RockPusher *watching lrr crapshot content while waiting for lrr commander content*
RockPusher: A cornucopi-LRR of entertainment
Austere_Squire: hullo, chat
Austere_Squire: hope all's well
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Austere_Squire: so much Commander stuff lately~ I feel spoiled
MAPBoardgames: The wheel of Precons is my fav EDSC episodes
Steel_Wish: I thought the MoM precon Planechase would be an EDSC episode
Austere_Squire: oh, is this MOM planechase tonight?
Juliamon: Unspecified
Juliamon: buuuut there have been hints
Austere_Squire: cool; we shall see, then
DeM0nFiRe:
Juliamon: well, hint
TimIAm: Pick your precon planechase, I believe James said
benjamin_wheeler: This ain’t your moms planechase
Austere_Squire: a fun time, either way
IbunWest: I think plane chase works better as live content. You get to have chat react in real time
Graham_LRR: MOM Precon Planechase WILL be an EDSC… this isn’t that 😄
Austere_Squire: oho, mysterymander
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Metric_Furlong: it's not Beejlander, according the the Zero G Fuck Machine himself
TimIAm: Your MOM will be an EDSC!
thraximore: wonder when we'll get a DaD set
Metric_Furlong: *according to the
benjamin_wheeler: Dungeons and Dragons
djalternative: Let's go Seedcore!
Austere_Squire: DAD = Duels After Dominaria?
shurtal: Dungoes and Dagrons?
MrGibberish: @thraximore Defend Against Dominaria?
Austere_Squire: back to Dominaria again, so maybe in another 5 years?
lirazel64: Whew, made it.
neisan2112:
Welbog:
Austere_Squire:
djalternative: wait. you're telling me this isn't a live to tape episode of EDSC?
Mewr11: I think this is the first time I've actually seen this intro card live
r10pez10: i had a pack of conflux sitting around and i opened it and the rare was the card Conflux
MAPBoardgames: Pick a pack of pickled precons
RockPusher: That sure is a tray of dice
EchoMikeZebra: Excellent crew tonight!
Metric_Furlong:
r10pez10 you should celebrate by playing a game of Heroes of Might and Magic 3 
thraximore:
DeM0nFiRe: Kamigawarhammer
laikagoat:
warhams 
Austere_Squire: Warhammer vs Kamigawa
OmnipotentTrevor: I rarely watch these, but planechase has got me intrigued.
Dmc3628: Warhammer vs Kamigawa this should be wild
RockPusher: Warhamigawa
theamc2000: Hello
neisan2112: Hell yeah, scifi ish night I guess
Enki1256: Oh my, if this is the newest planechase.... there is one particular plane that makes it even more madness.
TimIAm: The Wheeler brand remains strong
thraximore:
powerflapjack: THANK YOU FOR HAVING WHEELER IT'S GREAT TO SEE HIM
QuixoticScrivener: hi Paul!
boopboopbiboop: Hello
Metric_Furlong: @RockPusher nice
DapperKoala2: Wait, what did Wheeler say? Can you speak up, Wheeler?
Mattmitchell45: GrimDarkica
Orxolon: g evening y'all
Mr_Bitterness:
Welbog: It's dot com!
AWells44: This should be called “Three judges and a Graham”
Austere_Squire: Kamihammer? Warigawa?
TimIAm: @DapperKoala2 I think it was something about a horse
MAPBoardgames: This is going to be a weird Kill Team match.
raulghoulia: Tyranids vs ninja spirits
gehennam_reborn: Just don't buy aftermath sealed product
r10pez10: i like how they errataed it to "when chaos ensues"
QuixoticScrivener: Does Paul have a sweet Chaos effect prepped?
saucemaster5000: Three men and a baby
emberBecky: what does it meeeann
Robot_Bones: Time to kill al the filthy zenos on kamigawa
zarbit: three non-concussed, one concussed
DeM0nFiRe:
shurtal: DANG wheeler
RockPusher:
TheWriterAleph:
one of these things is not like the other 
Juliamon: We didn't want to have you find out this way, Serge...
Enki1256: Wheeler has legit dad energy tho
MrGibberish: @austere_squire Which would semi translate to God Hammer. Which is cool sounding
BrowneePoints: 3 magiccon Minneapolis one non
TimIAm: Three J's and a G
EricTheOrange: Wheeler is the trifecta, beard glasses and judge.
t7112: great
DapperKoala2: Dang it, I'm the baby.
QuixoticScrivener: So Serge is baby?
kirbytronic: Three people not playing Zelda and one person playing Zelda?
BusTed:
laikagoat:
Welbog:
Kirgo:
Dmc3628: DAMN
DeM0nFiRe:
AugmentingPath: Yep, that'll out him
Robot_Bones: Does his roommate know?
r10pez10: !addquote (Serge) [Now] If you have to ask who baby is, you're probably baby.
LRRbot: New quote #8533: "If you have to ask who baby is, you're probably baby." —Serge [2023-05-12]
baskwalla: Whew
RockPusher:
theamc2000: Tattooed?
t7112: decent
AtomicAlchemical: Does... does his husband know?
Serpens77:
@Robot_Bones Wheeler isn't gay, but his husband is
satyropodobny: All CAGs at the table raisie your hands
BrowneePoints: 3 men and a Gayby
TehAmelie: wow, that's the third time today i have seen someone look at an imaginary wristwatch
paronomasiac042: wheeler is the only one wearing buttons on his shirt
Mr_Horrible: Well? Does he *know*?
Dmc3628: that quote is perfection
cmdrud87:
Nobody tell Bengineering, he has to turn 30 yet
AugmentingPath: ex-boyfriend, ex-fiance, things of this nature
MAPBoardgames: What is Planechase?
HadesLeprechaun: 3 non-members of the CAG and one member of the CAG?
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Serpens77: the single deck was also presented as an option/variant from the very beginning so it's jsut as legit
Dmc3628: live for Chowse
Mewr11: normal serge noise?
theamc2000: Gesundheit
DapperKoala2: Turns out everyone wants Chaos, which is why it's only on 1/6 of the die faces.
Austere_Squire: pfft. Why synergy when chaos?
TimIAm: Three people who hiccup normally and Serge
korvys: Reminder of how plane chase works?
r10pez10: oh no
Welbog: Oops all planes
northos: oh my
QuixoticScrivener: Hah, I knew Paul would have something awesome prepped!
Dmc3628: i wish i had the promo ones
BrowneePoints: And phenomena right?
AugmentingPath: doo do do do do
cmdrud87: I know exactly 1 person with a curated planes.deck. And her name is Olivia
neisan2112: Are the newest knes in?
HadesLeprechaun: The Library
WiJohn: Dr which?
neisan2112: Sick
QuixoticScrivener: The Library!
randombillfolds: Any Beejchase planes?
BrowneePoints: The Library
northos: side note The Library is an incredible top down design
powerflapjack: can we have the planes from the Unknown event
HadesLeprechaun: I am also excited for the Doctor Who decks!
TehAmelie: i believe the last time we did this we ended up with five sovereigns between four players
BrowneePoints: I already have all 4 doctor who decks preordered
BrowneePoints: Err well financially preordered in my head
frozenphoenix7: So make infinite mana to roll the die infinite times, got it
DapperKoala2: One generic mana per previous roll. First roll is free, second roll costs 1, etc.
thraximore: it's PREETER
SnackPak_: good luck
MAPBoardgames: Well actually...
Metric_Furlong: Lorehammer
Austere_Squire: quick, pile on Wheeler for the lores
Desruprot: nice Precons
FacelessManAboutTown: Wheeler took the degenerate combo deck, shocker LMAO
neisan2112: This deck is gaaaaass
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening LRR and chat.
Desruprot: Kamigawa vs 40k clearly
wtrob: Everyone just calls him the Silent King
DapperKoala2: Sheesh, it's pronounced "Szarekh"
LRRbot: Szarekh, the Silent King [1BBB] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Necron [3/4] | Flying / My Will Be Done — Whenever Szarekh, the Silent King attacks, mill three cards. You may put an artifact creature card or Vehicle card from among the cards milled this way into your hand.
Mattmitchell45 whispers you dropped this
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frozenphoenix7: My Kingdom Come?
Mr_Horrible: Necrons: The Correct Choice
voslan: It's okay Wheeler, 40k Lore is unpronounceable on purpose to confuse the casual.
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randombillfolds: I hope the Triarch Pray-torian comes up.
LRRbot: Minamo | Plane — Kamigawa | Whenever a player casts a spell, that player may draw a card. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, each player may return a blue card from their graveyard to their hand.
Austere_Squire: heyyyyyyyyyy, Kamigawa. On theme
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Dmc3628: Kamigawa BABY
MercurialVox: I always pronounce it like a forced portmanteau of Tzar and Erik
Mattmitchell45: Welcome to Minamo!
LRRbot: Desert of the Glorified | Land — Desert | Desert of the Glorified enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {1}{B}
accountmadeforants: I'm glad Wizards is embracing the perfect combo that is Planechase + EDH. Now to get some multi-archenemy in there, too.
Dog_of_Myth: Good overlay there Paul
Austere_Squire: oh, good overlay addition
mastershake29x: Go Paul!
LRRbot: Chishiro, the Shattered Blade [2RG] | Legendary Creature — Snake Samurai [4/4] | Whenever an Aura or Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, create a 2/2 red Spirit creature token with menace. / At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each modified creature you control.
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Spacecarl: love the gruul
WiJohn: Best interface work in magic broadcasting
RockPusher: Sssamurai
Muddy_Thunder: Is Paul aware he doesn't need to go so hard everytime!?
shurtal: Snekky WILL Steppy
Desruprot:
HadesLeprechaun: need to keep that overlay element for "Urborg is in play"
Haroldholmes25: cha cha cha
MAPBoardgames: Extra-dangerous, danger noodle, with a s-word!
trebuchetboy:
@Desruprot
DEATHlikescats: @wijohn legit true!
Haroldholmes25: it looked cool paul
Austere_Squire: I am super excited to see Cascade
LRRbot: Abaddon the Despoiler [2UBR] | Legendary Creature — Astartes Warrior [5/5] | Trample / Mark of Chaos Ascendant — During your turn, spells you cast from your hand with mana value X or less have cascade, where X is the total amount of life your opponents have lost this turn.
airylan: the de-spoiler, the freshmaker.
powerflapjack: can we roast graham's 40k mistakes
MAPBoardgames: The 4 guys on screen may be magic-users, but Paul is a wizard!
ArchRequiemD: Failbadon the Harmless
WiJohn: @DEATHlikescats I was watching the pro tour, which was a good broadcast to be clear, and missing the card reader the whole time
niccus: hi mark
Metric_Furlong: Paul.
Haroldholmes25:
thraximore:
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePoints: Woooow
kristof162028: Hey g did you vuys take out the extra copy of mossfire valley from Nelson's precon?
LRRbot: Kotori, Pilot Prodigy [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Pilot [2/4] | Vehicles you control have crew 2. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, target artifact creature you control gains lifelink and vigilance until end of turn.
Dmc3628: get in the mech Kotori
thraximore: Kototi get in the Vehicle
thraximore: kotori*
BrowneePoints: Wow playing kotori over shorikai
Dmc3628: ayy thrax
thraximore:
same brain 
RockPusher: Serge with the Beep Beep Imma Jeep deck
Gaz_L: or him on his own
HadesLeprechaun: drift compatible
Austere_Squire: I just rewatched the Terrible Tribal game so that being a Moonfolk is way too funny to me
TotallyNotaBeholder: It only takes 2 to tango, and by tango I mean fly this airship
Hulyen: one to work the wheel, the other to work the pedals
DEATHlikescats: knights of the old republic: Inquisition?
Metric_Furlong: they replaced it with Wood Elemental
BrowneePoints: I bet it's Aftermath nissa
LRRbot: Triarch Praetorian [1B] | Artifact Creature — Necron [2/1] | Flying / Dynastic Codes — When Triarch Praetorian enters the battlefield from a graveyard, you draw two cards and you lose 2 life. / Unearth {4}{B}
thraximore: hell yeah
OmnipotentTrevor: Vehicles have crew 2 can get stupidly overpowered without too much difficulty, to be honest
northos: this card is wild
thraximore: praetorian + lurrus OTP
Dmc3628: when you lurrus that boi
midnightcurryjazz: necros are so cool
accountmadeforants:
My one issue with the Necron deck is that all the creatures look like they have Deathtouch, but don't 
Welbog: Wheeeee
LRRbot: Cliffside Market | Plane — Mercadia | When you planeswalk to Cliffside Market or at the beginning of your upkeep, you may exchange life totals with target player. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, exchange control of two target permanents that share a card type.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh that was cool
ChargingFurret: @Dmc3628 casting the praetorian enters from the stack sadly, not the graveyard
Hulyen: I forgot about the Myst sound effect haha
GredGredmansson: Graham remembers this plane
Dmc3628: Josh demonstrated the power of mercadia
r10pez10: not a may, lol
GredGredmansson: Did he ever get his Emerald Medallion back?
mastershake29x: note you don't have to control either permanent
LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Gaz_L: G rolls chaos, swaps islands with Serge
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Dread_Pirate_Westley: Graham needs to swap life totals with someone.
LRRbot: Orzhova | Plane — Ravnica | When you planeswalk away from Orzhova, each player returns all creature cards from their graveyard to the battlefield. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, for each opponent, exile up to one target creature card from that player's graveyard.
BrowneePoints: They are doing the same thing for the Doctor Who decks
Dmc3628: living death lfg
laikagoat:
LRRbot: Silver Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | {T}: Add {U}.
LRRbot: Mask of Memory [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, discard a card. / Equip {1}
BrowneePoints: And 50 new cards
northos:
Reverse Polarity reprint?!
Mr_Horrible: it taps to add a newly-beloved Australian children's cartoon?
BrowneePoints: EACH
Gaz_L: i'm a little disappointed there's only one villain deck
citizen_pain: When's the torchwood secret lair
GredGredmansson: serge has a blocker?
Gaz_L: it feels like the Daleks at least should've been their own thing
LRRbot: Skorpekh Destroyer [2BB] | Artifact Creature — Necron [4/2] | Deathtouch / Hyperphase Threshers — Whenever an artifact enters the battlefield under your control, Skorpekh Destroyer gains first strike until end of turn.
Gaz_L: Davros as Grixis works though
LRRbot: Kodama's Reach [2G] | Sorcery — Arcane | Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Planejaunt
BrowneePoints: @gredgredmansson praetorian flies
GredGredmansson: ah
frozenphoenix7: Cultivate but cooler
HadesLeprechaun: @Gaz_L yeah I felt they could have done old Doctors + companions, new Docs + companions, and then old villains and new villains
LRRbot: Commander's Sphere [3] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. / Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.
OmnipotentTrevor: Since the others are Planechasing, I'd say the roller is Planefleeing
BrowneePoints: My FAVE sphere art
MAPBoardgames: If anyone was using a Forgotten Realms deck, they would be plane shifting, otherwise it's plane walk.
mister_nibbles: oo planechase commander
BrowneePoints: It's the end of Magnus the Red's Staff!
LRRbot: Arcanist's Owl [{W/U}{W/U}{W/U}{W/U}] | Artifact Creature — Bird [3/3] | Flying / When Arcanist's Owl enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact or enchantment card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
Gaz_L: @Gaz_L I also have an issue with the Doctor attacking, tbh, but that's pure lore stuff
LRRbot: Mobilizer Mech [1U] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/4] | Flying / Whenever Mobilizer Mech becomes crewed, up to one other target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. / Crew 3
Laserbeaks_Fury: Whats the rule for rolling the Planar die, is i +1 each additional time you roll it in a turn?
ChargingFurret: @Laserbeaks_Fury yep
frozenphoenix7: @Laserbeaks_Fury Yes.
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Dog_of_Myth: Yes
GredGredmansson: My dream random cameo for the Doctor Who decks is Nobody No-One
Dmc3628: i've yet to use the new ones but the old ones make them go by fast
Haroldholmes25:
LRRbot: Flayed One [2B] | Artifact Creature — Necron [4/1] | Lifelink / Flesh Flayer — When Flayed One enters the battlefield, mill three cards.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Flay Dwan
artemi7: Just got here, did they mention why they picked these decks? Just whatever they felt like/
LRRbot: Lychguard [2B] | Artifact Creature — Necron [2/3] | Guardian Protocols — {3}{B}, Sacrifice Lychguard: Return all legendary creature cards from your graveyard to your hand.
chrisvonclause: Played a planechase vanguard Edh game once, it took six hours…
DapperKoala2: I thought it was pronounced "Lychguard?"
OmnipotentTrevor: Planechase is the Smash Bros moving stages of Magic.
Gaz_L: @GredGredmansson i'd like Eight to have a companion in the classic Doctor deck, at least. Probably Lucie?
BrowneePoints: Wychguard?
r10pez10: lychee guard
LRRbot: Vastwood Surge [3G] | Sorcery | Kicker {4} / Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If this spell was kicked, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.
BrowneePoints: Every doctor had a companion
accountmadeforants:
@OmnipotentTrevor 
WowoT: anyone here worried about the maple leafs hockey game btw?
BrowneePoints: That's already confirmed
Science_and_Magic: RAMP RAMP RAMP
DapperKoala2: @WowoT Why, are they getting mana-screwed?
Gaz_L: i just assume they'll have Eight's be that one lady from the anniversary short
Gaz_L: instead of a real companion
LRRbot: Dark Apostle [3R] | Creature — Astartes Warlock [3/3] | Gift of Chaos — {3}, {T}: The next noncreature spell you cast this turn has cascade.
Dmc3628: my lili cascades into a terminate like the old days
BrowneePoints: Nah considering the deep dives on the lands alone, I doubt that Gaz
sovietarchaeomancer: Except Mawloc, gotta love Mawloc
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Dmc3628: and triumph of katherine
WiJohn: Ooh look kicker!
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Spacecarl: Apex Devastator
ChargingFurret: !card apex devastator
LRRbot: Apex Devastator [8GG] | Creature — Chimera Hydra [10/10] | Cascade, cascade, cascade, cascade
theguardianotter: Apex Devastator
BrowneePoints: Triumph of Saint Katherine is getting played in legacy right now isn't it?
MrPipboy3000: Pretty sure I have one of those ...
Dmc3628: was played in the Canlander championship
Mattmitchell45: "I'll crump with you, sweetie"
RaklarLS: I have one and, it's terrible to roll. Completely square. Horrible.
Dog_of_Myth: I think so @BrowneePoints
powerflapjack: @BrowneePoints not gonna lie i looked at that very briefly and thought you said "triumph of saint kathleen"
Radyin: The die is available on eBay for $20.
r10pez10: coming up in mail time
Dmc3628: Serge channeling MJF
WiJohn: Mail time? Sweet, we'll see it in 2025!
LRRbot: Kotori, Pilot Prodigy [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Pilot [2/4] | Vehicles you control have crew 2. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, target artifact creature you control gains lifelink and vigilance until end of turn.
Austere_Squire: *commander shepard voice* tell me more about Command Tower
r10pez10: (artifact creature only)
Dmc3628: there be a lot of them
Gaz_L: owl is an artifact, i believe
Serpens77: do do do do dooo
Favre_the_Undead: !card arcanist's owl
LRRbot: Arcanist's Owl [{W/U}{W/U}{W/U}{W/U}] | Artifact Creature — Bird [3/3] | Flying / When Arcanist's Owl enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact or enchantment card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
DarknessKingCoH: I wonder if Ian can 3d print a larger planar die?
WowoT: why is phenomenon so fun to say?
r10pez10: nevermind!
powerflapjack: FWIW, Kotori is a lady
Dmc3628: there's promo ones (tazeem, Stair of inifinty et al)
Hulyen: How many with Beejchase cards included?
MAPBoardgames: @Serpens77 I do that EVERY TIME!
mister_nibbles: if you exclude phenomenons theres 104
Serpens77: @Serpens77 it's only correct to do so!
r10pez10: sorry!
mazemindtom: Can’t you just use the big D6? 1 = chaos, 6 = planeswalk (or vice versa)
kynelwynn: It's a Bubo/
artemi7: Kotori a girl
superdude097: @WowoT Phenomenon do dooo duh do do
BrowneePoints: Folks think we got Oko's home plane this latest batch too
DEATHlikescats: Bubo! The owl from Clash of the Titans!
MrPipboy3000: Yup, just checked, I have the large planechase die
powerflapjack: she sounds just like that
thraximore: Moomin
LRRbot: Anrakyr the Traveller [4B] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Necron [4/4] | Lord of the Pyrrhian Legions — Whenever Anrakyr the Traveller attacks, you may cast an artifact spell from your hand or graveyard by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.
DEATHlikescats: Moomin moment?
BrowneePoints: It's a Gaelic named plane with a city built into a mountain sized gnarled tree
Mattmitchell45: Love the Moomins
kynelwynn: Moo Mints?
smthng_dffrnt: You know, what I really want to know is how is mr Wheeler's day going?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: That was a regular sized ca-caw. Can we get a little one?
Gaz_L: Moomints, the mints shaped like Moomins
Austere_Squire: why can't i escape the moomins since learning about that one anime?
Gascitygaming: don't know if it's a bit but Ahn-rah-keer
Gaz_L: wait, that's a good idea, don't steal it
DEATHlikescats: @c
Gaz_L: i'll be rich
BrowneePoints: @gascitygaming wheeler already said dont come for him for pronunciation
powerflapjack: @Gascitygaming it's both a bit and not a bit, wheeler just doesn't care, lmao
Gascitygaming: my bad, literally just got home
LRRbot: Chishiro, the Shattered Blade [2RG] | Legendary Creature — Snake Samurai [4/4] | Whenever an Aura or Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, create a 2/2 red Spirit creature token with menace. / At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each modified creature you control.
DEATHlikescats: @gaz_l those butter mints would be perfect moo-mints!
LRRbot: Unquenchable Fury [2R] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals X damage to defending player, where X is the number of cards in their hand." / When Unquenchable Fury is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return it to your hand.
r10pez10: oh geez
powerflapjack: @Gascitygaming no worries!
LRRbot: Reality Shift [1U] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller manifests the top card of their library.
Austere_Squire: reality shift is so mean and so good
Dmc3628: serge realy hates snakes
Spacecarl: Well, Serge does know how good that snake is. That EDSC was good
Gaz_L: manifest this Chromeshell Crab
WowoT: nelly should have put the commander in the graveyard to get it back off moving away from the plane!
BrowneePoints: Nah always attack Serge first
Gascitygaming: oh man, Wheeler with the Necron deck is gonna be sweeeeet.
Science_and_Magic: Classic auras being bad against spot removal.
Loonatic93: @WowoT It was Exiled, not destoryed.
LRRbot: Chromatic Lantern [3] | Artifact | Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
SnowBuddy18: Everyone thinks Serge is a precious bean and forgets his actual plays
Austere_Squire: Serge is evil, but so pleasant
kynelwynn: Get Serge, "The Premier Lands, ""I'm going to pivot"" Player in CanLander" Yeager
QuixoticScrivener: No signets in that one.
BrowneePoints: There should be
thraximore: there are talismans
powerflapjack: @Austere_Squire he will absolutely destroy your landbase, but he will do it in the most genial way imaginable
thraximore:
DEATHlikescats: He has a cinnamon roll personality but a Machiavellian drive to win!
Science_and_Magic: Refund!
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
thraximore:
Dog_of_Myth: Praise Nurgle
Xavbull: where my nurglings at
Gascitygaming: Praise Nurgle
thraximore:
Praise Nurgle!
Gaz_L: it's free real estate
HadesLeprechaun: can also tap chromatic lantern, so got 4 mana
LRRbot: Flayed One [2B] | Artifact Creature — Necron [4/1] | Lifelink / Flesh Flayer — When Flayed One enters the battlefield, mill three cards.
LRRbot: Esper | Plane — Alara | Artifact spells cost {1} less to cast. / Whenever chaos ensues, creatures you control that are white, blue, and/or black become artifacts in addition to other types until end of turn. Then each artifact creature you control gains vigilance, menace, and lifelink until end of turn.
thraximore: uh oh
ShaneLeeAtk: ActRaiser!
Haroldholmes25:
powerflapjack: doctor who theme
Dmc3628: Necron party
LRRbot: Assault Suit [4] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it. / Equip {3}
r10pez10: oh, one of the new ones
HadesLeprechaun: Chishiro aint that mad either, got lots of equipment
raulghoulia: I love assault suit
KeytarCat: Was there a sound effect for that?
laikagoat: wtf
neisan2112: Daaaamn
DEATHlikescats: Paul bringing the coolest presentations!
Dmc3628: Serge and Wheeler welcome gome
Dmc3628: home
Science_and_Magic: Too bad Nelly
BrowneePoints: Its the final from the Alara cycle!
powerflapjack: nelson just gets sent to The Shadow Realm
thraximore: "can't be sacrificed" is more powerful than it sounds
Xavbull: Sauce Suit
powerflapjack: @thraximore oh jonny irenicus taught me how obnoxious "can't be sacrificed" can really be
bucketblaster47: Oh great heavens! The sauce!
Mattmitchell45: Quirked Up White Creature Goated
DEATHlikescats:
’d with the 
LRRbot: Parhelion II [6WW] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Flying, first strike, vigilance / Whenever Parhelion II attacks, create two 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance that are attacking. / Crew 4
thraximore:
@powerflapjack yeah that whole game was a lesson in that ability
kynelwynn: Can't be sacrificed paid out for the Professor on the last Shuffle Up and Play
theguardianotter: OFF BY ONE
niccus: must've been just some clouds
LRRbot: Assault Suit [4] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed. / At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it. / Equip {3}
Dmc3628: saddest violin for serge
LRRbot: Mobilizer Mech [1U] | Artifact — Vehicle [3/4] | Flying / Whenever Mobilizer Mech becomes crewed, up to one other target Vehicle you control becomes an artifact creature until end of turn. / Crew 3
MrGibberish:
Mischievous_Catgeist:
powerflapjack: @thraximore oh i loved telling people "no trust me, this is how this jerk operates"
airylan: !card khârn
LRRbot: Khârn the Betrayer [3R] | Legendary Creature — Astartes Berserker [5/1] | Berzerker — Khârn the Betrayer attacks or blocks each combat if able. / Sigil of Corruption — When you lose control of Khârn the Betrayer, draw two cards. / The Betrayer — If damage would be dealt to Khârn the Betrayer, prevent that damage and an opponent of your choice gains control of it.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I like to put the suit on Zurgo Helmsmasher. Must attack and is indestructible during its controller's turn.
LoadingReadyRun:
ActRaiser was a very formative game for me 
powerflapjack: that explains so much paul
Science_and_Magic: Oh that’s some good tech Westley
Hulyen: That's numberwang
MAPBoardgames:
@ Right there with you!
r10pez10: oh no
Favre_the_Undead: choas
DEATHlikescats: Coffee is for Blockers
Dmc3628: oofa and Doofa
powerflapjack: look at this guy, didn't even wake up his vehicles
QuixoticScrivener: Was commander damage in there?
LRRbot: Mind Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.
r10pez10: mind stone these nuts etc
mazemindtom: Isn’t myr colorless?
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
powerflapjack: oh right, i mixed up him getting it off arcanist owl and playing it
ChargingFurret: @mazemindtom it's an artifact
Dmc3628: artifact creatures then gain all those abilities
powerflapjack: my bad serge!
kirbytronic: I think Adam did it with Yargle once, but also xD
Gaz_L: never been decisive
Austere_Squire: what takes precedence? Dying to commander damage or dying to taking 300 damage?
agentcaleb: i think wheeler killed a couple people with masamuro
mazemindtom: Oh wait… reading the plane ex-planes the plane
LRRbot: Canoptek Spyder [5] | Artifact Creature — Spider [4/4] | Flying / Fabricator Claw Array — Whenever another nontoken artifact creature or Vehicle enters the battlefield under your control, draw a card.
Dog_of_Myth: Love this Spyder
Mischievous_Catgeist: spooder
Gaz_L: el spidro cybernetico
ThePixelSavage: Commander dmg should be ditched imho ... it matters so rarely and yet needs so much book keeping. we play without it in our group except if one has build their deck specifically to kill with their commander.
powerflapjack: @kirbytronic yargle and multani is the funniest possible backup target fyi
AugmentingPath: mazemindtom no, planeswalking away ex-planes the plane
LRRbot: Psychomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Harbinger of Despair — Whenever Psychomancer or another nontoken artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield or is put into exile from the battlefield, target opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
theamc2000: Flying spider
AugmentingPath: This is the necron that reads your memory card, right?
Dmc3628: sure is
shockcycle: To be fair, it is a spYder. Which means it just has a removable roof.
ChargingFurret: exile is for unearth, which is cool
mazemindtom: @augmentingpath Touché
LRRbot: Hedron Archive [4] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}{C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Hedron Archive: Draw two cards.
theamc2000: Ty for the explanation
Paranundrox: Lose life equal to cost rather than paying life to cast
LRRbot: Myriad Landscape | Land | Myriad Landscape enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {C}. / {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Myriad Landscape: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Paranundrox: Excited for the Dr Who decks too
Paranundrox: They put a lot of love into the 40k decks
Dmc3628: the 40k decks are some of the wildest ones they've ever made and hence raised the bar for universe beyond commander going forward
LRRbot: Chishiro, the Shattered Blade [2RG] | Legendary Creature — Snake Samurai [4/4] | Whenever an Aura or Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, create a 2/2 red Spirit creature token with menace. / At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each modified creature you control.
thraximore:
LRRbot: Komainu Battle Armor [2R] | Artifact Creature — Equipment Dog [2/2] | Menace / Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has menace. / Whenever Komainu Battle Armor or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, goad each creature that player controls. / Reconfigure {4}
Dmc3628: sure do
r10pez10: komainuwu
powerflapjack: translator note: keikaku means plan
thraximore: what's the face down card representing?
Xavbull: @thraximore manifest
raulghoulia: harmony
Dmc3628: manifest
thraximore: thanks
LRRbot: Grand Ossuary | Plane — Ravnica | Whenever a creature dies, its controller distributes a number of +1/+1 counters equal to its power among any number of target creatures they control. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, each player exiles all creatures they control and creates X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is the total power of the creatures they exiled this way. Then planeswalk.
Science_and_Magic: Good stuff for Nelly
TetraRay: wow
thraximore: 👀
MadWolf1290: very Undercity
r10pez10: who needs a boardwipe
glowingnova: Saps! Saps! Saps!
Dmc3628: yes some of the 2012 planes were chaos planeswalk
Badchop: roll up some chaos, G
YTfriendofsquirrel: based chat
theguardianotter: you ARE playing the chaos deck, G
OmnipotentTrevor: Death produces counters
theguardianotter: its flavor
DapperKoala2: Gotta know where to draw the line on Chaos.
Mr_Horrible: "I want chaos" "No not like that"
blip2004: wants Korne, not Nurgle
ShaneLeeAtk: We can have a little Chaos, as a treat
ChargingFurret: abaddon's thing is partly reigning in the hordes of chaos, right?
definenull: Hey fellow magic: the gatherers
niccus: who are you draining if you yourself roll chaos?
definenull:
"to the left of the coffin"
Dmc3628: special beam cannon
powerflapjack: happy piccolo day: observed, everyone
HasturTheYellow: AquaPickleHulk
definenull: That clears things up, sure
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
r10pez10: i think there's one weird mana rock
Dmc3628: there's the powerstone form 2012 planechase but it's templated that roll at sorcery speed
r10pez10: yeah sorc speed
romanempire144: !fractured powerstone
TemporallyAwry:
Statistically it'll happen eventually 
DapperKoala2: Oh, is LRR also teaching the Gambler's Fallacy live with examples?
raulghoulia: Ctan!
HadesLeprechaun: shard dragon? lol
MrGibberish: Would those cards that say reroll a die work?
YeomanAres: It's so meaty
ChargingFurret: some of them are c'tan
theamc2000: Shard of the void dragon
BrowneePoints: Necron Monolith?
BrowneePoints: Yea this is one of the upper echelons of precon power
BrowneePoints: The Necron deck is REAL good
YeomanAres: Big meaty necrons slapping meat
HadesLeprechaun: I think the consensus was that the face commander of the necron deck wasn't amazing, but that the 99 is VERY good
LRRbot: Shard of the Nightbringer [5BBB] | Creature — C'tan [8/8] | Flying / Drain Life — When Shard of the Nightbringer enters the battlefield, if you cast it, target opponent loses half their life, rounded up. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Xavbull: where my nightbringers at
Mr_Horrible: mmm, delicious stars
eldritch_archivist: Not an artifact
ChargingFurret: you can't do that, its not an artifact
BrowneePoints: Not an Artifact
Mr_Horrible: I mean, it *should* be an artifact still, by the same logic
korvys: Oh, yeah, the C'Tan are like, gods?
BrowneePoints: Yea it's one of 3? Non artifacts
Dmc3628: the border on some of the necrons make it seem it should be artifact
airylan: shards of dead gods
ChargingFurret: c'tan aren't artifacts, Explifitly
airylan: the Necrons did the Klingon thing
BrowneePoints: Both of the Ctan aren't
Dmc3628: primaris eliminator being one also
Mr_Horrible: the C'Tan shard are contained in necrodermis, same as the necrons
Vampyre_Lord: enslaved dead god shards iirc
ThePixelSavage: @korvys used to be before the Necrons crushed them into shards
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Mr_Horrible: like, all their bodies are made outta the same shit
LoadingReadyRun:
Settlers of C'Tan
r10pez10: we are all star stuff
Dog_of_Myth:
DapperKoala2: @LoadingReadyRun HAH
Xavbull: I would not want to be a settler in that game
BrowneePoints: They grabbed the Ctan and shoved them into gizmos to power their tech
thraximore: @r10pez10 but ESPECIALLY the necrons
Mr_Horrible: yes, the Necrons killed their former gods (which tricked them into becoming the Necrons in the first place) and shoved chunks of them into metal bodies they could make subservient
theamc2000: Settlers of ctan is just archeology
OmnipotentTrevor: now nelson gets counters
ThePixelSavage: @LoadingReadyRun literally what the Necrons tried.
neisan2112: Serge still above starting life
Muddy_Thunder: Nelly gets to modular right?
blip2004: the C'Tan were energy beings that ate stars, till the necrons found a way to talk to one, then it tricked the necrons into feeding it their entire life energy, turning them into terminators
Dmc3628: instand modified for cheshiro
Agu_Sakku: Grrr, the oversized planechace dice is so hard to fine online.
thraximore: "Sliver Myr" sounds spooky
Vampyre_Lord: sliver myr: tap add any mana only for slivers
LRRbot: The Great Aerie | Plane — Tarkir | When you planeswalk to The Great Aerie and at the beginning of your upkeep, bolster 3. / Whenever chaos ensues, choose up to one target creature you control and up to one target creature an opponent controls. Each of those creatures deals damage equal to its toughness to the other.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, that's good for Nelson
thraximore: the Flayed One
DapperKoala2: And the fight uses the booty!
BrowneePoints: Nelly loves this
definenull: Butt fighting!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Butt fight!
powerflapjack: nelly's manifested forest is going to get so swole
BrowneePoints: BUTT GLADIATORIX
ThePixelSavage: all the planes arts are great.
LRRbot: Endless Atlas [2] | Artifact | {2}, {T}: Draw a card. Activate only if you control three or more lands with the same name.
Mr_Horrible: I want to support Dromoka but I can't, she put Mom to death for doing ghost magic
BrowneePoints: Love that art
Dmc3628: the manifest you did him serge
BrowneePoints: Lol that look was WITHERING Nelly
LRRbot: Bear Umbra [2GG] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, untap all lands you control." / Totem armor
shendaras: Willbender?
powerflapjack: bumbra engage
Loonatic93: Question: Do counters on Reconfigure creatures apply to any creature they are equipped to?
Serpens77: @Loonatic93 no
LRRbot: Snake Umbra [2G] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has "Whenever this creature deals damage to an opponent, you may draw a card." / Totem armor
MrGibberish: PanHam!
BrowneePoints: Did Serge call it a Charmeleon?
Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 Cool. Thank you!
definenull: Panhar Panhar Panhar Panhar panharmelion~ you come and go....
theguardianotter: youre in for a scare?
Nydestroyer: the snumbra is my favorite dance
DapperKoala2: Everyone is online, Serge, you're streaming live to Twitch.
DapperKoala2: In-game question: after blockers are declared, does the attacking player have an opportunity to do instant things before needing to order blockers?
the_spider_bucket: Sometimes you just gotta tell your friend you hate that owl
artemi7: I don't blame you G, Politics are my least favorite part of EDH too
MAPBoardgames: Next button?: I just take 10 damage.
eldritch_archivist: @DapperKoala2 I don't believe so but there is time before damage is done
AdamYMHMI: "Hey, Nelson, I heard that owl is going to eat your tootsie pop. You should kill it."
LRRbot: Shamanic Revelation [3GG] | Sorcery | Draw a card for each creature you control. / Ferocious — You gain 4 life for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.
BigDaddyBland87: What defines a creature?
Dmc3628: a creature not in transience
DapperKoala2: @eldritch_archivist okay, thanks!
BrowneePoints: SHAMONE
definenull: Heurgh
Jaolen: lmao i saw those 5
theamc2000: Nelson drew four lands
LRRbot: Oran-Rief, the Vastwood | Land | Oran-Rief, the Vastwood enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {G}. / {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on each green creature that entered the battlefield this turn.
LRRbot: Concord with the Kami [3G] | Enchantment | At the beginning of your end step, choose one or more — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature with a counter on it. / • Draw a card if you control an enchanted creature. / • Create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token if you control an equipped creature.
Serpens77: Concord with the Commie?
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Or you can do more than one of those.
powerflapjack: @Serpens77 comrade
definenull: Or more?!?!?
raulghoulia: 2020 green card
BrowneePoints: Chishiro is powerful
HadesLeprechaun: Chishiro is a fun deck
BrowneePoints: Folks seemed pretty down on him when he was first spoiled but he has shown to be an incredible Commander in the year since his release
Paranundrox: Chishiro is a really interesting effect
LRRbot: Nurgle's Conscription [4B] | Instant | Put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control, then exile that player's graveyard.
powerflapjack: @BrowneePoints i guess folks were kinda shifty about an enchantment commander who's not bant or selesnya
TheWriterAleph: neeeuuuurgle
Jaolen: ooof
definenull: Oofa
artemi7: ahhh almost greatness
TetraRay: feels bad
Dog_of_Myth: Big Oofa
MrGibberish: !card reverberate
LRRbot: Reverberate [RR] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
MAPBoardgames: !card reverberate
LRRbot: Reverberate [RR] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
powerflapjack: "tonight on LRRMTG, graham's funny cascade deck spits in his eye"
Dmc3628: and exile wheeler's yard
Mischievous_Catgeist: But you could always bully serge
brainbosh: This might be the leanest graveyards I've seen in a commmander game here
artemi7: Honestly, I do feel like Reverberate is a non-bo in that deck.
LRRbot: Inys Haen | Plane — Cridhe | When you planeswalk to Ins Haen and at the beginning of your upkeep, mill three cards. / When you planeswalk away from Ins Haen, each player returns all land cards from their graveyard to the battlefield tapped / Whenever chaos ensues, return target nonland card from your graveyard to your hand.
BrowneePoints: Oko!
ThePixelSavage: god the art on these cards ...
Juliamon: The presumed Okohome
Jaolen: of course this is serge's plane
Dmc3628: now wheeler's getting the stocked yard again
TheWriterAleph: with aaarms wide ooopeeen
powerflapjack: the assumed Okohaus
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: You've just...gone to Scotland...
BrowneePoints: Well, this is the plane folks think is Oko's @loadingreadyrun
BrowneePoints: Nope!
powerflapjack: nah, eldraine's just where he did the most damage
Mischievous_Catgeist: the pepperoni hellion
BrowneePoints: He is from a plane ruled by Fae Courts
ChargingFurret: he's not, the politics are simiar though
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MadWolf1290: but all that land will be coming to the board soon Serge
raulghoulia:
100 pizza bits
powerflapjack: y'all got any of that skysovreign wings?
JarofGoats: The fae on Okos plane are VERY lawful from what I remember
Paranundrox: I'd kill for some Dovin Naan
LRRbot: Teshar, Ancestor's Apostle [3W] | Legendary Creature — Bird Cleric [2/2] | Flying / Whenever you cast a historic spell, return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.
Vampyre_Lord: i know its results oriented, but that getting THAT plane AFTER conscripting for nurgle feels rough...
BrowneePoints: But yea the Gaelic name and Art make folks REALLY think it's Oko's
Nydestroyer: Garruk the relentless sticks. No joke "Relentless Sticks" sound like a decent menu item
Jaolen: oh Serge is playing a bird tribal precon?
Xavbull: "The Bird army grows" is the plot of Odyssey plot
laikagoat: goaded?
YeomanAres: Serge is Goaded right?
Wonderdoc: Serges teams is goaded
definenull: With the sauce?
niccus: goaded with the pep
LRRbot: Chronomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Atomic Transmutation — {1}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Draw a card. / Unearth {2}{B}
Mischievous_Catgeist: can i get a pepperoni hellion goaded with the sauce
LRRbot: Lokhust Heavy Destroyer [1BBB] | Artifact Creature — Necron [3/2] | Flying / Enmitic Exterminator — When Lokhust Heavy Destroyer enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature. / Unearth {5}{B}{B}{B}
powerflapjack: there's a lil guy
MadWolf1290: SORTA?
thraximore: that gun has big balls
TetraRay: lol
Dmc3628: sure is phallic
Dog_of_Myth:
Mr_Horrible: it's like a Space Jockey but even more phallic
artemi7: His whole body is buit into the gun
TimIAm: Can we get that on a button
powerflapjack: the plasma is stored in the ba-(gets thrown out of the room)
trebuchetboy: New pin
BrowneePoints: The plasma is stored in the Mech Balls
Mr_Horrible: they could have built themselves codpieces but nooooo
JarofGoats: Canister, I 'ardly know 'er!
Nydestroyer: I love how now my head cannon says the necrons are just compensating for lack of junk
powerflapjack: @LoadingReadyRun No says the man in the vatican
LRRbot: The Fourth Sphere | Plane — Phyrexia | At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a nonblack creature. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
Jaolen: LMAO
Dmc3628: HAH
Xavbull: so when are we going back to Old Phyrexia?
Mr_Horrible: you *really* don't wanna see spheres 1 through 3
LRRbot: Shard of the Nightbringer [5BBB] | Creature — C'tan [8/8] | Flying / Drain Life — When Shard of the Nightbringer enters the battlefield, if you cast it, target opponent loses half their life, rounded up. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
raulghoulia: Wheeler needs to play the lottery
artemi7: Wheeler never punished
MadWolf1290:
is that Planeschase card still allowed?
Veshnikard: time to get that assault suit equipped
Xavbull: Graham, that's the first Phryexia
Dmc3628: old school planechase the 2009 decks
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LRRbot: Imotekh the Stormlord [2BB] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Necron [3/3] | Phaeron — Whenever one or more artifact cards leave your graveyard, create two 2/2 black Necron Warrior artifact creature tokens. / Grand Strategist — At the beginning of combat on your turn, another target artifact creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains menace until end of turn.
Mr_Bitterness: Yeah, its OG Phyrexia
Xavbull: I-mo-TEKH!
neisan2112: HEEELLL YEAAHH BUDDY
ThePixelSavage: that has to be one of the strongest precons ever made
definenull: TWO?!?
MadWolf1290: and that WASN'T your commander?
Dmc3628: sure does
Dmc3628: thank god the precon doesnt come kitted with KCI
raulghoulia: Imotekh was wasted as villain in the Mummy 2
LRRbot: Lokhust Heavy Destroyer [1BBB] | Artifact Creature — Necron [3/2] | Flying / Enmitic Exterminator — When Lokhust Heavy Destroyer enters the battlefield, each player sacrifices a creature. / Unearth {5}{B}{B}{B}
MrGibberish: @raulghoulia That’s a pull. Well done.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Oh, look. An artifact left Wheeler's graveyard.
Vampyre_Lord: bruh...
BrowneePoints: I just realized, in the novella Oko turns himself into animals a lot. His next version should be like Gideon but turns himself into a bird
Dumori: Not an Elk?
TheAwkes: Tortured Existence says: friendship with Desecrated Tomb ended, Imotehk is my best friend now.
LRRbot: Generous Gift [2W] | Instant | Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.
BrowneePoints: He turns into a Hawk or an Owl repeatedly to get away @dumori
e_bloc: stupid white elephant exchange
BrowneePoints: Also an Otter I think?
powerflapjack: yeah, he turns Kenrith into an elk
Dmc3628: make zomble
Favre_the_Undead: wheeler's deck is so messed up
BrowneePoints: That was deck is above average quality with incredibly high synergy
BrowneePoints: That deck*
definenull: Uh oh
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LRRbot: Rhythm of the Wild [1RG] | Enchantment | Creature spells you control can't be countered. / Nontoken creatures you control have riot.
LRRbot: Goblin Razerunners [2RR] | Creature — Goblin Warrior [3/4] | {1}{R}, Sacrifice a land: Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin Razerunners. / At the beginning of your end step, you may have Goblin Razerunners deal damage equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on it to target player or planeswalker.
powerflapjack: i threw some tokens at y'all at magiccon but they're 100% not going to work tonight since they're just Pack Rat copies
InTheHouseOfHavok: Just looked, that Necron deck on Amazon is at $95 US 😳
BrowneePoints: Yep necron deck was selling for $80 almost immediately
the_spider_bucket:
Pack Rat is no longer in Vintage Cube 
BrowneePoints: Like within a week or so of release @inthehouseofhavok
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GreatGodOm: There seems to be a bit of a disparity between the board states of the players at the top of the screen and the players on the bottom of the screen.
thraximore:
@GreatGodOm looks like a normal game of commander to me 
NonMint: Riot trigger?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Commander!
NonMint: Or is that nontoken.
Dmc3628: rhythm is nontoken
BrowneePoints: Alara!
NonMint: Gotcha!
BrowneePoints: Err or Conflux?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Yay, what a great quartet
BrowneePoints: It was Alara or Conflux
BrowneePoints: Cuz those are Jund Gobluns
LRRbot: Truga Jungle | Plane — Ergamon | All lands have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, reveal the top three cards of your library. Put all land cards revealed this way into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.
powerflapjack: ermagod it's ergamon
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Hey, it's Ergamon
Kadenus:
nice manalith graham
BrowneePoints: Ermagon it's Ergamon
Vampyre_Lord: i'd be down for more ramp, but this isnt even ramp, its just fixing
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Is there an Armageddon Plane? We could use one of those
thraximore: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII I think so
definenull: It's deck thinning
frozenphoenix7: I believe so, but I think it's a plane that does it when you leave
Austere_Squire: serge running sliv mizzet
sovietarchaeomancer: Sliv-Myrzet
BrowneePoints: Nah that's the Upcoming precon Serge
Austere_Squire: is that not gemhide sliver?
drthvd3r: Hivestone
powerflapjack: hivestone
Vampyre_Lord: slivdrazi monstrosity turns all your eldrazi into slivers
Paranundrox: there was a Mystery Booster card yeah
powerflapjack: !card hivestone
LRRbot: Hivestone [2] | Artifact | Creatures you control are Slivers in addition to their other creature types.
LRRbot: Past in Flames [3R] | Sorcery | Each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. / Flashback {4}{R}
Paranundrox: Slivdrazi Monstrosity
BrowneePoints: Slivdrazi Monstrosity the latest yea
Jaolen: slivdrazi monstrosity was fun lol
raulghoulia: Nelson is correct
Xavbull: RIP that planet
LRRbot: Talisman of Creativity [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add {C}. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}. Talisman of Creativity deals 1 damage to you.
artemi7: RIP that planet in particular
LRRbot: Dark Ritual [B] | Instant | Add {B}{B}{B}.
BrowneePoints: RIP Cadia
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: What's Gravestorm though?
BrowneePoints: Can we appreciate the art on Past in Flames though Graham?
e_bloc:
101
NonMint: No. Appreciation is heresy @browneepoints
Xavbull: nooo Morty!
LRRbot: Mortarion, Daemon Primarch [5B] | Legendary Creature — Demon Primarch [5/6] | Flying / Primarch of the Death Guard — At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {X}. If you do, create X 2/2 black Astartes Warrior creature tokens with menace. X can't be greater than the amount of life you lost this turn.
powerflapjack: FYI planeswalking away from Sanctum of Serra is a wipe
frozenphoenix7: Away from Sanctum of Serra and away from Norn's Dominion
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Guess Imma dip to watch this from the start later, Glad to always have fnpf to look forward to. Thanks folks!
BrowneePoints: Cadia eating shit
LRRbot: Past in Flames [3R] | Sorcery | Each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard gains flashback until end of turn. The flashback cost is equal to its mana cost. / Flashback {4}{R}
Xavbull: Blackstone Fortress
Mr_Bitterness: Cadia, yes
airylan: when Abaddon dropped a space station on the planet.
BrowneePoints: Yep
raulghoulia: Side 7 colony
Desruprot: Rip Cadia it split the Galaxy apart
BrowneePoints: Abaddon dropped a Necron space station into the planet and shattered it
Paranundrox: one of the things stabilizing the warp more or less
NonMint: Black stone fortresses were made to fight the old ones by the Necrons and the C’tan, yes.
BrowneePoints: And then the Warp ripped the galaxy in half
LRRbot: Katsumasa, the Animator [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Artificer [3/3] | Flying / {2}{U}: Until end of turn, target noncreature artifact you control becomes an artifact creature and gains flying. If it's not a Vehicle, it has base power and toughness 1/1 until end of turn. / At the beginning of your upkeep, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to three target noncreature artifacts.
thraximore: oh THAT was the inciting event?
powerflapjack: @BrowneePoints have you ever had one of Those Days
thraximore: good to know
artemi7: Serge don't eat the rabbit
NonMint: Yes.
NonMint: There were these giant warp neutralizing obelisks on Cadiz secretly.
ThePixelSavage: as a professional Magic coach I always advise to cast the things that prevent dying Serge. My rates are very affordable.
BrowneePoints: Yea Cadia had suppression tech on it
NonMint: When Cadia went away, so did they, and the warp rushed in.
Meemitone: did Serge cast katsu for triple white just there?
NonMint: Tap plane.
BrowneePoints: When Cadia blew up warp went *skeeeeeeeer* and sheared realmspace in half
HadesLeprechaun: @Meemitone the plane they are on has an effect
LRRbot: Hanna, Ship's Navigator [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/2] | {1}{W}{U}, {T}: Return target artifact or enchantment card from your graveyard to your hand.
Metric_Furlong: @Meemitone plane effect
NonMint: Lands tap for any color.
powerflapjack: @Meemitone we've got a chromatic lantern plane active
BrowneePoints: Love that art
Meemitone: right there's an all-borg in play
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Hanna, from the Dominaria region of Kamigawa.
Dmc3628: non terese art is appreciated
artemi7: Hanna, also known as Captain Marvel
BrowneePoints: Non TERF art is great
TemporallyAwry:
@Meemitone Isn't that a Star Trek thing
Haroldholmes25: they fly now?!
ThePixelSavage: k-tan
Metric_Furlong: it's "C'tan"
thraximore: k'
BrowneePoints: K-tan
Dumori: C'tan
powerflapjack: it's settlers of c'tan
thraximore: Kay-tayn
definenull: Like cthulu?
powerflapjack: i stole that from paul
KeytarCat: Palatal stop?
shurtal: Oyster
BrowneePoints: Ktan/Ktahn yea
Dumori: See-tan
korvys:
The C'tan aren't real, Graham, they don't care 
airylan: *decades* ago there was a "kuh-tan" vs "suh-tan" discussion on the 40k mailing list.
e_bloc:
3 people who know how to say Catan and one with no clue
Austere_Squire: I think it's whatever your heart decides
Vampyre_Lord: funnily its actually si-tayn
WiJohn: Wait is settlers Nekron prehistory? Did they grind too many sheep in to clay?
Dmc3628: now will Wheeler be able to annihilate the table
ThePixelSavage: goadmachine sounds like a generic stoner rock band
airylan: (back when the c'tan were only mentioned in a phase knife and phase sword)
KaleidoscopeMind: best (worst) way is probably "Stan"
powerflapjack: goadmachine, noted Magic artist
LRRbot: Caged Sun [6] | Artifact | As Caged Sun enters the battlefield, choose a color. / Creatures you control of the chosen color get +1/+1. / Whenever a land's ability causes you to add one or more mana of the chosen color, add one additional mana of that color.
BrowneePoints: Necrons traded 2 lumber for three sheep and awoke the dead gods
thraximore: my son!
BrowneePoints: Love that art
Vampyre_Lord: are you sure you want to choose black, wheeler? you can pick ANY color!
LRRbot: Chaos Warp [2R] | Instant | The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.
artemi7: That's the most perfect flavor to card in any precon deck
Paranundrox: big money Caged Sun
LRRbot: Cryptothrall [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/3] | Protector — Other artifact creatures you control have hexproof.
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes
TetraRay: oh no
Kadenus:
Dmc3628: oh no
BrowneePoints: Hey Graham remember that Caged Sun Bro draft? Fun times
powerflapjack:
HadesLeprechaun: so about that board wipe
Kadenus: well at least it only says "other"
kumatsu: Wheeler had a draw card on thes tack
Robot_Bones: Ah yes, the chaos warp, the warp designed especially for Chaos. Chaos Warp
WiJohn: Suzzy?
Gascitygaming: Nailed it
Manygears: draw your card wheeler
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DarknessKingCoH: Don't talk to me or my caged sun's ever again.
LRRbot: Triarch Stalker [3BB] | Artifact Creature — Necron [4/5] | Targeting Relay — At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose an opponent. / Creatures attacking the last chosen player have menace.
BrowneePoints: Don't talk to Urza or his Son's Suns ever again
artemi7: His ability is literally "you dropped you crown, my king"
thecampingviking: That deck is sick
LRRbot: Paliano | Plane — Fiora | When one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, if there is no monarch, you become the monarch. / Whenever chaos ensues, create a 1/1 black Assassin creature token with deathtouch and haste.
Manygears: ben shouldve drawn a card
macintose: wheeler didn't draw off the atlas yet
kumatsu: ^^
frozenphoenix7: There are 2 that do it when you leave the plane
frozenphoenix7: Norn's Dominion and Sanctum of Serra
ItzColder:
Just tuning in... uh this boardstate looks fun 
HadesLeprechaun: there is also one of the...non-planes that wrath
thraximore: @ItzColder one of these things is not like the others
Mr_Bitterness: There's also a Phenomon Wrath
artemi7: There's a phenomon too right?
HadesLeprechaun: yeah that
Mr_Bitterness: Planewide Disaster
ItzColder: It's ok, I exhude Graham's boardstate energy every time I play EDH
NonMint: I ask that question in my commander games each week.
LRRbot: Canoptek Tomb Sentinel [4] | Artifact Creature — Insect [4/3] | Vigilance / Exile Cannon — When Canoptek Tomb Sentinel enters the battlefield from a graveyard, exile up to one target nonland permanent. / Unearth {7}
MrGibberish: @itzcolder A few planes heavily benefited wheeler and serge (specifically artifact creatures)
teddywhosabear: as someone who barely understands magic, this is looping back around to being almost comprehensible to me
ItzColder: As planechase is known to do
ItzColder: not specifically artifacts but heavily benefiting one or two players
LRRbot: Canoptek Wraith [3] | Artifact Creature — Wraith [2/1] | Wraith Form — Canoptek Wraith can't be blocked. / Transdimensional Scout — When Canoptek Wraith deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {3} and sacrifice it. If you do, choose a land you control. Then search your library for up to two basic land cards which have the same name as the chosen land, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Towashi Guide-Bot [4] | Artifact Creature — Construct [2/1] | When Towashi Guide-Bot enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. / {4}, {T}: Draw a card. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each modified creature you control.
Radyin: We might have time for a Game 2?
frozenphoenix7: Also Monarch.
ItzColder: I can't wait to play commander and keep track of the ring, monarch, and the initiative
ursus_unusual: Hopefully nelly remembers to turn off his mic
macintose: CHAOS!
TemporallyAwry:
@ItzColder Don't forget day/night
ItzColder: Oh good catch
LRRbot: Wayfarer's Bauble [1] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Wayfarer's Bauble: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
the777s: it's better than Traveler's Amulet lol
AdamYMHMI: @ItzColder Throw in some day/night and attractions
artemi7: Attractions yeah
ItzColder: An EDH deck all about things you have to track
Vampyre_Lord: at least monarch and initiative travel the same
MrGibberish: @itzcolder And ascendancy
LRRbot: Plague Drone [3B] | Creature — Demon [3/3] | Flying / Rot Fly — If an opponent would gain life, that player loses that much life instead.
Xavbull: I love Plague Drone!
ItzColder: Monarch, initiative, ring, ascendency, day/night, suspend, echo, cumulative upkeep
Xavbull: Nurse Burn in Magic!!!
AkromaTirel: I'd play commander till everyone else was asleep. But I don't have time. And laptop is in the mail to get fixed
powerflapjack: the plague of droning
Veshnikard: still one red floating
MrGibberish: @itzcolder Dungeons, of course
the777s: chaos is chaotic
pipshardfour: Wheeler what are you doing
ItzColder: Can you simultaneously go through the undercity and another dungeon?
FunyDogie: god this has me itching to play some IRL magic
niccus: you can only be in one dungeon at a time
BrowneePoints: Katsumasa trigger
artemi7: No, Initiative pushes you tthrough another dungeon if you're in there
BrowneePoints: Targets?
artemi7: already
the777s: no double dungeoning
ItzColder: oh ok, is the same true the other way?
powerflapjack: pepperoncini helion
ItzColder: Like do dungeon mechanics progress the undercity?
niccus: the king of nihilism
artemi7: Yes, Venture will push you through the undercity as well
Vampyre_Lord: yes
Mischievous_Catgeist:
nelson 
ItzColder: noice
macintose: yup, the initative says venture through the
macintose: dungeon
ItzColder: Ah ok so initiative it just a venture mechanic but for a specific dungeon
BrowneePoints: Rot fly
Gascitygaming: sergge doesnt gain life
AdamYMHMI: Katsumara and the Owl sounds like a radio DJ duo
BrowneePoints: You lose 3 not gain
powerflapjack: plague drone
circusofkirkus: I don't believe you gain life
Radyin: No lifegain.
APartofManny: doesn't rot fly trigger?
Revenant77x: Katzumaru and the Owl sounds like a 70's Buddy Cop show Anime
MadWolf1290: Serge also looses 4
MadWolf1290: 3*
mazemindtom: Just roll the planar die 10 more times and pray for a wrath
artemi7: Well, Intiative also automatically moves you through a dungeon on upkeep. But if you're not in a dungeon, you default to the undercity
LRRbot: Parhelion II [6WW] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Flying, first strike, vigilance / Whenever Parhelion II attacks, create two 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance that are attacking. / Crew 4
WiJohn: Nurgle giveth and Nurgle taketh away...well, to be fair really more just the latter
artemi7: Nurgle gives plenty. It's just not always good for you!
LRRbot: Skorpekh Lord [2B] | Artifact Creature — Necron Noble [3/2] | Menace / Command Protocols — Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+0 and have menace. / Unearth {2}{B}
ItzColder: @artemi7 On this episode of "Magic rules are really hard to put concisely"
Diabore: WHAT
WowoT: game 2?
EggNahgg: without having any clue what has happened this game, I'm assuming B-wheeler is winning
Paranundrox: maybe he gives his board lifelink and dies to the insect
Dmc3628: another ship could fall
Strebenherz: "Permission to scoop?"
powerflapjack: oh, access denied! love that card
ItzColder: Play it out, Wheeler might accidently concede
Strebenherz: "Stop playing with your food" "No" xD
macintose: sad clown from nelly
artemi7: he could forget to attack
BrowneePoints: It's a reasonable 5 mana counter spell I think
macintose: you never know he could f6
Mr_Bitterness: Gavin!
BrowneePoints: Of it's the counter that turns it into thopters? I think?
Vampyre_Lord: isnt gavin in charge of everything commander?
TetraRay: triple menace
BrowneePoints: If*
ItzColder: Daniel? Daniel!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Menace, Menache, and Mee-nake.
Xavbull: Thremace
macintose: what are those!
artemi7: Melissa?!
Austere_Squire: Trinace
Dmc3628: oh baby can't wait for the GK live
macintose: ^
BrowneePoints: Tbf, Szarekh IS one of the most Menacing figures in ALL of 40k
Strebenherz: Holy overkill batman!
Austere_Squire: do you want to reallocate?
LRRbot: Trazyn the Infinite [4BB] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Necron [4/6] | Deathtouch / Prismatic Gallery — As long as Trazyn the Infinite is on the battlefield, it has all activated abilities of all artifact cards in your graveyard.
artemi7: There he is!
Dmc3628: the combo king himself
BrowneePoints: There he is!
Xavbull: the robot who loves hoarding
Speedo_Chungus: Trazyn showing up at the end of the battle is on brand
BrowneePoints: The Jester of Johnny, the Count of Combo! TRAZYN!
ThePixelSavage: boardwipe of the top rope?
DarknessKingCoH: It's Trazyn then
LRRbot: Bloodthirster [5R] | Creature — Demon [6/6] | Flying, trample / Whenever Bloodthirster deals combat damage to a player, untap it. After this combat phase, there is an additional combat phase. / Bloodthirster can't attack a player it has already attacked this turn.
WiJohn: Planar die or bust?
ThePixelSavage: great Bloodthirster art
Dmc3628: boardwipe not helpful Pscyhomancer would kill G after the nuke
Austere_Squire: this deck really wants you to be prepared to cast all the spells it will not give you
BrowneePoints: Oh hey one of the pricey cards from this set
Manygears: the talisman does cost mana, not that it matters
Austere_Squire: is Graham hellbent?
LRRbot: Darkness [B] | Instant | Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
thraximore:
ThePixelSavage: "Bloodthirster can't attack a player it has already attacked this turn" ... flavour fail ... greater demon of Khorne would absolutely attack again.
BrowneePoints: Oh hey one of the other pricy cards
62MGcobra: 20 life
Xavbull: 20 lifetotal?
LRRbot: Planewide Disaster | Phenomenon | When you encounter Planewide Disaster, destroy all creatures.
BrowneePoints: 20 life run back
thraximore:
it's a friday night 
djalternative: I'd down for Paul's Choice
artemi7: Two Headed Giant commander
TemporallyAwry:
20 life-total turbo night? With the Savadan Lands rule?
Metric_Furlong: !break
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WiJohn: 3 hours later...
macintose: pick a "fast" planes and see where things go?
djalternative: like all 2nd games on planechase night, paul should choose the planes
Favre_the_Undead: 20 life turbo mode
TimIAm: Famous last words
Austere_Squire: like that time they played a quick game with random precons and Cori was running the Atraxa precon and the VOD was 5 hours long?
TimIAm: That was amazing
MrGibberish: I’m always concerned why the first verb in the break command is Unclench
Paranundrox: after like an hour everyone had *more* life
djalternative: ah. the "hell in a cell" match
TimIAm: @MrGibberish Because it's bad to stay clenched
AdamYMHMI: Paul becomes "Realmbreaker" and will take control of travel to the planes.
Juliamon: MrGibberish People don't often notice how much they've tensed up
Austere_Squire: as it turns out "everything is Corpsejack Menace" is a problem for the ATraxa player, too, because math
Grinnin_Gin: @djalternative I religiously watch LRR content and I don't think I've seen this one
Grinnin_Gin: rip me
MrGibberish: Fair
djalternative: Wait! We have seedcore now! Let's just start there and never planeswalk away
AdamYMHMI: @Austere_Squire I assumed that game is still going on
macintose: don't forget to breath too, it helps
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Juliamon: They're uploading remasters
djalternative: @artemi7 they recently got the rights back and are reuploading the old vids to lrr's channels now
Juliamon: (remastered to remove Escapist branding)
AdamYMHMI: @artemi7 They got the rights back to it, currently they're just re-uploading the old episodes, but they *can* make news one now if they want
Austere_Squire: i didn't watch Unskippable when it was coming out as I hadn't discovered LRR yet but it has been WILD to see it now and realize it came out in perfect conjunction with my being in, like, high school
VinylMinty: there's a spelling mistake on is this your card
Austere_Squire: a perfect attack on my childhood
VinylMinty: "wheeler explains why he things it is"
Dmc3628: oh fitness boxing is sunday oh baby
Juliamon: VinylMinty They know, #blamejames
MrGibberish: Idea: truly random plane chase. As they play the game, Paul is rolling a a random number constantly. When it hits it, it planechases or chaos. Players have to respond to it being on the stack
VinylMinty: Ah
Juliamon: It's not the first typo, and will not be the last
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AdamYMHMI:
@Juliamon Those of us who write regularly could only hope that it would be the last typo over made 
Austere_Squire: is this remixed zelda?
Juliamon: Remixed remix
Austere_Squire: i dig it
PlantOnTwitch: I just got here. are we between games?
Juliamon: Yep
theguardianotter: maaaaahhhh
Xavbull: Welcome back
AdamYMHMI:
theamc2000: Why the baaaah
LRRbot: Glimmervoid Basin | Plane — Mirrodin | Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell with a single target, that player copies that spell for each other spell, permanent, card not on the battlefield, and/or player the spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of them. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, choose target creature. Each player except that creature's controller creates a token that's a copy of that creature.
Austere_Squire: start on a boardwipe
LRRbot: Desert of the Glorified | Land — Desert | Desert of the Glorified enters the battlefield tapped. / {T}: Add {B}. / Cycling {1}{B}
LRRbot: Bloodhill Bastion | Plane — Equilor | Whenever a creature enters the battlefield, it gains double strike and haste until end of turn. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, exile target nontoken creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under your control.
definenull: vroom vroom
Austere_Squire: Oh.
Paranundrox: fast game
thraximore:
Equilor!!!
bobokiddo: beep beep
Xavbull: beep beep slash slash
theamc2000: Equilor is where?
TemporallyAwry: Blood for the BloodHill!
Juliamon: "sup, we heard you wanted a quick game"
wtrob: Isn't that just a location in Elden Ring?
LRRbot: Gold Myr [2] | Artifact Creature — Myr [1/1] | {T}: Add {W}.
Austere_Squire: Kill people with the Myrs
LRRbot: Arcane Signet [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Austere_Squire: that might be the most damage that myr has ever done
solarsheeptoken: We’ve had beejchase, when do we get paulchase
LRRbot: Solemn Simulacrum [4] | Artifact Creature — Golem [2/2] | When Solemn Simulacrum enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / When Solemn Simulacrum dies, you may draw a card.
Paranundrox: but can he flicker
Dmc3628: sad robot punching for 4
LRRbot: Szarekh, the Silent King [1BBB] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Necron [3/4] | Flying / My Will Be Done — Whenever Szarekh, the Silent King attacks, mill three cards. You may put an artifact creature card or Vehicle card from among the cards milled this way into your hand.
LRRbot: Anrakyr the Traveller [4B] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Necron [4/4] | Lord of the Pyrrhian Legions — Whenever Anrakyr the Traveller attacks, you may cast an artifact spell from your hand or graveyard by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.
Austere_Squire: spooky
LRRbot: Grumgully, the Generous [1RG] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Shaman [3/3] | Each other non-Human creature you control enters the battlefield with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.
LRRbot: Herald of Slaanesh [2R] | Creature — Demon [2/2] | Locus of Slaanesh — Demon spells you cast cost {2} less to cast. / Other Demons you control have haste.
Xavbull: Demon synergy!
Dog_of_Myth:
Austere_Squire: this is certainly a faster game so far
LRRbot: Foundry Inspector [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
LRRbot: Kotori, Pilot Prodigy [1WU] | Legendary Creature — Moonfolk Pilot [2/4] | Vehicles you control have crew 2. / At the beginning of combat on your turn, target artifact creature you control gains lifelink and vigilance until end of turn.
ThePixelSavage: just came back from cycling fluids. Is the gameplan here kill Wheeler first?
TimIAm: That's a hell of an inspection
Dog_of_Myth: Blood for the Bloodhill Bastion.
LRRbot: Anrakyr the Traveller [4B] | Legendary Artifact Creature — Necron [4/4] | Lord of the Pyrrhian Legions — Whenever Anrakyr the Traveller attacks, you may cast an artifact spell from your hand or graveyard by paying life equal to its mana value rather than paying its mana cost.
asthanius: beep and/or beep
LRRbot: Chronomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Atomic Transmutation — {1}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Draw a card. / Unearth {2}{B}
LRRbot: Sculpting Steel [3] | Artifact | You may have Sculpting Steel enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield.
Xavbull: Sick play
Xavbull: Do you want double strike with that?
Austere_Squire: i feel like Nelly gonna quietly sweep in now
LRRbot: Agitator Ant [2R] | Creature — Insect [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. Goad each creature that had counters put on it this way.
Austere_Squire: Angery Ant
TheAwkes: Too bad vehicles don't get the trigger.
Vampyre_Lord: each player. includes you coach
ghizmou: you too nelson
Vampyre_Lord: now your creature IS goaded. so until your next turn, if you have an opportunity to attack, you have to do so
LRRbot: Exalted Flamer of Tzeentch [2UR] | Creature — Demon [2/4] | Sorcerous Inspiration — At the beginning of your upkeep, return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard to your hand. / Fire of Tzeentch — Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Exalted Flamer of Tzeentch deals 1 damage to each opponent.
neisan2112: That card slaps in my Riku deck
pn55: A quick one for Wheeler apparently
Mattmitchell45: Serge IS vicious
Vampyre_Lord: what else did graham cast?
djalternative: Wheeler, you DO have to catch a bus in 10 min
LRRbot: Parhelion II [6WW] | Legendary Artifact — Vehicle [5/5] | Flying, first strike, vigilance / Whenever Parhelion II attacks, create two 4/4 white Angel creature tokens with flying and vigilance that are attacking. / Crew 4
sadistic_nerd: Don't tell him what to do
TheAwkes: The vehicle doesn't get it... but it's angel tokens will!
Austere_Squire: can serge tap the foundry inspector to avoid attacking with it to crew the thing?
midnightcurryjazz: the panharlelion?
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
Dog_of_Myth: No brakes on this game
Mattmitchell45: Are Blockers OVERPOWERED?
Vampyre_Lord: this is why the necron deck is the weakest. because after being the strongest in the first game, everyone decides it must die
theamc2000:
circusofkirkus: is this a game of commander or Amonkhet limited?
LRRbot: Go for the Throat [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonartifact creature.
sadistic_nerd: Dang
sadistic_nerd: That's mean
TheAwkes: Kotori... along with Hotori, Satori's younger brothers?
LRRbot: Chronomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Atomic Transmutation — {1}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Draw a card. / Unearth {2}{B}
neisan2112: Thats a weird looking egg
Austere_Squire: this game of Planechase chose Violence
LRRbot: Sautekh Immortal [2B] | Artifact Creature — Necron [2/2] | Flash / Elite Troops — Sautekh Immortal enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it for each creature that died this turn.
Austere_Squire: Sauteed Immortal?
LRRbot: Sculpting Steel [3] | Artifact | You may have Sculpting Steel enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact on the battlefield.
theguardianotter: pepperoni charmeleon...
theamc2000: Pecerino charred lion
comrade_cards: You haven't lived until you've had immortal confit
LRRbot: Orochi Merge-Keeper [1G] | Creature — Snake Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}. / As long as Orochi Merge-Keeper is modified, it has "{T}: Add {G}{G}."
AdamYMHMI: Iron Chef
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LoadingReadyRun:
I always like when roll dice in person, it helps to show that my digital dice roller isn't rigged
ThePixelSavage: "thats bait"-meme
Darleysam: let's play: Mistake! or! Bait!
LRRbot: Sakura-Tribe Elder [1G] | Creature — Snake Shaman [1/1] | Sacrifice Sakura-Tribe Elder: Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun except for that one time it landed on an edge
LRRbot: The Eon Fog | Plane — Equilor | Players skip their untap steps. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, untap all permanents you control.
Xavbull: Also on Equilor!
yuan42: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
Wonderdoc:
theamc2000: Wow
Jaolen: LMAO
yuan42: from one extreme to the other
TetraRay: whiplash
niccus: equilor is a very messed up plane
public_key_reveal_party:
DarknessKingCoH:
theamc2000: Serge can win
neisan2112: Wooowww
PsiMaster54: LMAO
Vampyre_Lord: from turbo to fog
Metric_Furlong: Equilor is a land of contrasts
62MGcobra: pumped brakes to hard
Grinnin_Gin: we can still get that five hour game in boys and girls and everyone inbetween and beyond
theamc2000: Crew the pajama lion
Paranundrox: storm time
theamc2000: Meep
shendaras: I mean, if you roll chaos again
MrGibberish:
neisan2112: Normal human noises
garb10: everyone noticed that serge
TemporallyAwry:
goes on the stack.
Mischievous_Catgeist: serge can now not untap his squeak
Mattmitchell45: Ponce de Helion
Vampyre_Lord: reroll counts, but value manipulation doesnt
ThePixelSavage: (1) roll dice (2) go infinte (3) profit.
Abracadingdong: how did graham untap?
HadesLeprechaun: Krark's Other Thumb
Paranundrox: number up and down don't work for that reason yeah
Dmc3628: rolling chaos did it
superdude097: @Abracadingdong Rolled Chaos
thyeggman:
"I rolled Chaos + 1"
TemporallyAwry:
It's just a coin flip, but with more than two sides
TheAwkes: Krarkchase
TimIAm: Game 2 is Snerge time
Dmc3628: serge chose ultra violence
Abracadingdong: thanks
ThePixelSavage: dont allow the reanimator deck to get back in the game. never allow the reanimator deck to live.
Veshnikard: And nelson is still at 40
TemporallyAwry: !quote Wheeler
LRRbot: Quote #7967: "I'm not the Bone Lord, but I bet I could bone once or twice." —Wheeler [2022-02-13]
thraximore:
good quote
r10pez10: wow this fog sucks
HadesLeprechaun: !card Krark's other thumb
LRRbot: Krark's Other Thumb [2] | Legendary Artifact | If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
Dog_of_Myth: It's the same plane Serge
Vampyre_Lord: if stax were a plane
ItzColder: That is a great quote
pn55:
theamc2000: Has nelly heard of the raídos commander starter deck? I think it has both
neisan2112: Nelson is also still at 40 lol
thraximore:
Pharmacistjudge: chat remind me who had an annoying stax piece recently? Serge complaining about the Stax plane
DarknessKingCoH: Do it.
Favre_the_Undead: it's the same plane, lol
foopoiuyt: Wheeler Season, Serge Season, ....
pn55:
superdude097: Wait, yeah, how is Nelly still at 40?
Jaolen: Man remember when we were on the esper plane and wheeler and serge were buddies?
LRRbot: The Horus Heresy [3UBR] | Enchantment — Saga | I — For each opponent, gain control of up to one target nonlegendary creature that player controls for as long as The Horus Heresy remains on the battlefield. / II — Draw a card for each creature you control but don't own. / III — Starting with you, each player chooses a creature. Destroy each creature chosen this way.
Xavbull: kind of a big deal
Grinnin_Gin: I sense HERESY
wtrob: Horussy
mazemindtom: Move to ant step
Dmc3628: wheeler dodging bullets
Pharmacistjudge: you do know, it targets
frozenphoenix7: It targets, no?
Veshnikard: it does target
asthanius: No, each player chooses
ThePixelSavage: each player chooses
Paranundrox: it's the first effect not the last effect
asthanius: I'm talking about chapter 3
TemporallyAwry: !chat
LRRbot: Chat? Engaging in mimicry?
Juliamon: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
r10pez10: the last chapter is chooses
TetraRay: i'm just here for fun
62MGcobra: !adult
LRRbot: I need a different adult!
Mattmitchell45: It was hard to tell which you were talking about
Wonderdoc: Doesnt G only have 5 mana? That costs 6
asthanius: I thought we were talking about chapter 3!!!
Paranundrox:
Boon_33: only 1/2 wrong, that's 50% less wrong than expected!
TemporallyAwry:
Helpful but not Helping 
asthanius: oh it does cost 6
Darleysam: have you tried talking to Patches?
Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
LRRbot: Trust Patches.
Tiber727: The way I see it, chat as a collective is right.
Dog_of_Myth: Chat, chat never changes
Mattmitchell45: Graham read chapter 3 and Serge interrupted
Pharmacistjudge:
There is an art to being chat judge 
VinylMinty: Wait a second! Isn't Horus 6 mana?
Darleysam: thanks LRRbot
LRRbot: Naya | Plane — Alara | You may play any number of lands on each of your turns. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, target red, green, or white creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each land you control.
Dmc3628: nelly finally gonna get tehre
asthanius: ehhhhh whatever G cast it it's fine
LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
VinylMinty: How did G-dog cast the Horus enchantment with 5 mana?
Vampyre_Lord: i had that happen where i kept a 6 lander, and then went to a phenomenom that drew 4 cards.
Dog_of_Myth: Eh, let it ride
Pharmacistjudge: I agree with Wheeler actually
r10pez10: !relaxed
LRRbot: REL:Axed or Rules Enforcement level relaxed means we try to let the cards do what they are supposed to do, and not punish players for their mistakes. While we all try to follow the rules these cards are brand new to everyone and mistakes will be made, just sit back and enjoy the stream.
TemporallyAwry:
Putting the AXE in Rel:axed 
ThePixelSavage: just move on.
circusofkirkus: goaded & counters
PsiMaster54: the cag has rebalanced the card to cost 1 less
KWardJenx: Graham, the true embodiment of chaos!
62MGcobra: graham untaps one less land next turn?
Pywodwagon: BEN YOU CANT DO THIS TO ME
Pywodwagon: (Yea too much has happened)
Tiber727: Fraham is exercising executive privilege.
Tiber727: *Graham
TemporallyAwry:
3 judges missed it - that makes it legal in kitchen table
LRRbot: The Horus Heresy [3UBR] | Enchantment — Saga | I — For each opponent, gain control of up to one target nonlegendary creature that player controls for as long as The Horus Heresy remains on the battlefield. / II — Draw a card for each creature you control but don't own. / III — Starting with you, each player chooses a creature. Destroy each creature chosen this way.
Sibwow: did someone steal grahams eyes prematurely
ThePixelSavage: its the powers of the warp Graham
thraximore: Chaos!
TimIAm: Been looking at that demon too long
MrGibberish: Welcome to chaos and warp G
niccus: this is the power of having three judges on the table
thyeggman: GOTTEM
HasturTheYellow: Mandela Strikes Again
The_Timo: In casual I'd always say just pay 1 more for something next lol
AdamYMHMI: Oko did it
pn55: The warp works in mysterious ways...
TheThirdTail: tbf, I also saw a 2 when it was on the card reader at first
bucketblaster47: should settle this with a Shahrazad match between serge and wheeler
public_key_reveal_party: it's a bold strategy cotton
Orxolon: @public_key_reveal_party xD
ThePixelSavage: oooooooohhh
asthanius: oooooooooooh
macintose: oh no
djalternative: ooooooh
I_Am_Clockwork: your specail eyes.
r10pez10: i love LRR goofy magic
Grinnin_Gin: I didn't expect to watch Graham Stark of all people succumb to the ruinous power of Chaos tonight.
Mattmitchell45: "Tell'em who sent ya!"
VinylMinty: wheeler should roll for chaos
neisan2112: "Give us your eyes"
VinylMinty: and eliminate Serge
djalternative: they are your special eyes, G
Radyin: It really is the power of the warp.
thraximore: Where we're going, we don't need eyes
TimIAm: Just say you're still jet lagged
Saintnex: I mean this clearly just clearly showing that you should give us your eyes Graham
ThePixelSavage: well technically cheating is a great part of the forces of chaos ... so flavour win.
LRRbot: Canoptek Tomb Sentinel [4] | Artifact Creature — Insect [4/3] | Vigilance / Exile Cannon — When Canoptek Tomb Sentinel enters the battlefield from a graveyard, exile up to one target nonland permanent. / Unearth {7}
TetraRay: whom here has ever been off by one
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AdamYMHMI: Well, there was a lot of fog on that plane, so...
VinylMinty: it has an ETB?
LRRbot: Chronomancer [1B] | Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard [1/1] | Flying / Atomic Transmutation — {1}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact: Draw a card. / Unearth {2}{B}
Chesul: Graham, maybe you shouldn't donate your eyes. or do, and get some new ones.
LRRbot: Swift Reconfiguration [W] | Enchantment — Aura | Flash / Enchant creature or Vehicle / Enchanted permanent is a Vehicle artifact with crew 5 and it loses all other card types.
Grinnin_Gin: "My eyes don't work? I shall take yours instead!" - Gra'Ham, Bloodthirster of Khorne
PsiMaster54: it stops being a creature though
public_key_reveal_party:
?
midnightcurryjazz: serge has yet to say panhelion right
asthanius: halp
Pywodwagon: It’s still crewed
Pharmacistjudge: it's becomes a vehicle and stops being a creature
Chesul: I would assume that it still has the "Crewed" state.,
Radyin: But it retains crew 2.
asthanius: That's so weird
theamc2000: I suggest the lethal commander attack
Diabore: the judges have 2 different answers
PsiMaster54: it's not in combat yet
asthanius: It would have both crew
itsr67: but it still has crew 2
Pharmacistjudge: apply them in timestamp order
superdude097: It loses all other abilities
Pharmacistjudge: so becomes creature then stops becoming creature
Darleysam: judge's ruling: GAVIN
JohnPraw: Very weird.
superdude097: Ignore me I misread
Jaolen: Crewed isn’t a state is it? Crew just makes it a creature
theamc2000: I suggest reconfigure wheeler’s commander to not die by that
Pharmacistjudge: no it doesn't lose abilities
shendaras: Is crew an ability?
korvys: Scryfall rulings: "Notably, if Swift Reconfiguration enchants a Vehicle, that Vehicle gains crew 5 in addition to any crew abilities it already had."
midnightcurryjazz: yes, crew is
FacelessManAboutTown: Does he have enough to kill him via commander damage?
TimIAm:
If nothing else Serge has swiftly reconfigured the quick game 
public_key_reveal_party: Graham is just having fun
Darleysam: it's like Arena trying to resolve a big Scute Swarm trigger
theamc2000: Commander damage
Dumori: Judge’s corner here
TimIAm: oh my god
public_key_reveal_party: @Darleysam Ah, I miss that standard, I got to turn my laptop into a space heater
Radyin: The Pangolin?
theamc2000: Lol
pn55:
macintose: flyie bird ship thing
ancientspark: *record scratch*
Pharmacistjudge: so chat any questions?
Jaolen: Panharhelion?
powerflapjack: gave me enough of a belly laugh i woke up my cat
Darleysam: @Darleysam bugs go brrrrrrrrrrrr
frozenphoenix7: @Pharmacistjudge Best flavor of ice cream?
Kadenus: @Pharmacistjudge how was your friday?
drthvd3r: @Pharmacistjudge What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? (Sorry, someone had to)
superdude097: Untapped and attacking
TimIAm: Yeah, how does this work with Humility
MrGibberish: @pharmacistjudge Is this why your a judge?
midnightcurryjazz: Yeah, I am a L1 can I join an add to the confusion ( I dont really want to) @Pharmacistjudge
Pharmacistjudge: salted caramel chocolate chip, Overall pretty decent and I don't know
LRRbot: Plasmancer [2BB] | Artifact Creature — Necron Wizard [3/3] | Flying / Dynastic Advisor — When Plasmancer enters the battlefield, search your library for a basic Swamp card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
asthanius: it's just an innocent man
TimIAm: He's the guy that fills the cannisters
theamc2000: Plasmancer is a friend of kor cartographer
aremmmmm: I just noticed Nelly's at full life
midnightcurryjazz: If serge said the name right
midnightcurryjazz: You could attack with it
TemporallyAwry: !highlight
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Pharmacistjudge: and being a chat judge is less about level and more about having a good reputation of fast and reliable explanations. and knowing when not to say anything
v_nome: This is all very Commander. lol
TetraRay: lol
thraximore: it rhymes
r10pez10: lol
Grinnin_Gin: Serge has given in to the call of the Blood God, clearly.
Haroldholmes25: from hell's heart
pn55:
powerflapjack: @v_nome it's true. i still hold a grudge against someone that refused to let me kill a buddy
thecampingviking: Chaos
midnightcurryjazz: good job
Wonderdoc: DENIED
superdude097: I can see the YT comments already
KWardJenx: Ha!!!
thraximore: where we dropping
macintose: and or ha
LRRbot: Kharasha Foothills | Plane — Mongseng | Whenever a creature you control attacks a player, for each other opponent, you may create a token that's a copy of that creature, tapped and attacking that opponent. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, you may sacrifice any number of creatures. If you do, Kharasha Foothills deals that much damage to target creature.
Dmc3628: serge getting the revenge for next showdown
Pywodwagon: Benjamin you have 4/4s with vigilance
Xavbull: Stangg token
Haroldholmes25: turn late day short
Grinnin_Gin: its just myriad
frozenphoenix7: @Pywodwagon He knows
Grinnin_Gin: its myriad and fling
LRRbot: Rampant Growth [1G] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Dmc3628: would rather deny serge the glory of the steal
BrowneePoints: Serge and Wheeler choking each other in a death struggle on a burning boat as Nelly drinks his wine and sails by
Diabore: commander enters with 1 counter from grumgully?
TimIAm: The power of the ant
public_key_reveal_party: Commander is a silly format
Paranundrox: !card Agitator Ant
LRRbot: Agitator Ant [2R] | Creature — Insect [2/2] | At the beginning of your end step, each player may put two +1/+1 counters on a creature they control. Goad each creature that had counters put on it this way.
Kadenus: I'm preparing my Serge stan youtube comments in advance
Dog_of_Myth:
Kadenus:
Paranundrox: I could only get 8 turns in
asthanius: I can't stand Wheeler's political machinations
thraximore: Eight minutes is all they could give you
Pharmacistjudge:
Did Wheeler just invent Life Bullying?
pn55: There's always one
powerflapjack: wheeler, don't blow up my spot
Vampyre_Lord: i wonder if serge would have been able to attack if he ever said parhelion correctly?
Sibwow:
its not that i cant stand wheeler its just that i dont gel with him 
mazemindtom: Parwheelion
kirbytronic: I'll post the comment for you Wheeler
TimIAm: What's the opposite of a king maker? A chump maker?
Jovh11: My lord Wheeler the CAG member comes don't believe his lies
LRRbot: Swiftwater Cliffs | Land | Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield tapped. / When Swiftwater Cliffs enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. / {T}: Add {U} or {R}.
LRRbot: Seeker of Slaanesh [3R] | Creature — Demon [3/3] | Haste / Allure of Slaanesh — Each opponent must attack with at least one creature each combat if able.
Vampyre_Lord:
next turn, graham will be able to legally cast the horus heracy
BrowneePoints: The Ghost of Serge Marley
LoadingReadyRun: The Peperoni Helion is so big, it needs two angels to deliver it in 30 mins or less
Haroldholmes25:
Darleysam: something something deep panharmonicon
powerflapjack: @LoadingReadyRun 30 minutes or less or your second greasefang trigger's free
MrGibberish: Guys. I’m thinking the viability of a MTG themed pizza place
Xavbull: @LoadingReadyRun When is The Noid being added to MTG?
powerflapjack: that's just collector ouphe @Xavbull
LRRbot: The Zephyr Maze | Plane — Kyneth | Creatures with flying get +2/+0. / Creatures without flying get −2/−0. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, target creature gains flying until end of turn.
Paranundrox: Gravitational Shift
Dmc3628: Grav Shift
LRRbot: The Horus Heresy [3UBR] | Enchantment — Saga | I — For each opponent, gain control of up to one target nonlegendary creature that player controls for as long as The Horus Heresy remains on the battlefield. / II — Draw a card for each creature you control but don't own. / III — Starting with you, each player chooses a creature. Destroy each creature chosen this way.
asthanius: The Ants
thecampingviking: The ants go marching home
LRRbot: Let the Galaxy Burn [X5R] | Sorcery | Cascade / Let the Galaxy Burn deals X plus 2 damage to each creature that didn't enter the battlefield this turn.
asthanius: Trigger for ping, too
LRRbot: Nurgle's Conscription [4B] | Instant | Put target creature card from an opponent's graveyard onto the battlefield tapped under your control, then exile that player's graveyard.
Vampyre_Lord: opponent yard only
I_Am_Clockwork: it won't die it entered the field this turn
Xavbull: Cascade, baby!
Diabore: welp
public_key_reveal_party: from hell's heart, i ping at you
JohnPraw: That could have gone better.
LoadingReadyRun:
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asthanius: "It was my ant at the time"
asthanius: Goad until his next turn, which has already come
Vampyre_Lord: goad is "until your next turn"
Vampyre_Lord: i know the card graham. i agree, its always JUST awkward to cast
theamc2000: So Graham has Mandate of Abaddon
LRRbot: Chishiro, the Shattered Blade [2RG] | Legendary Creature — Snake Samurai [4/4] | Whenever an Aura or Equipment enters the battlefield under your control, create a 2/2 red Spirit creature token with menace. / At the beginning of your end step, put a +1/+1 counter on each modified creature you control.
theamc2000: The duality to fell the mighty
midnightcurryjazz: gym n pancakes
lion_byte: unga bunga
LRRbot: Unyaro | Plane — Zhalfir | At the beginning of your end step, if you planeswalked to Unyaro this turn, untap all creatures. They phase out until a player planeswalks. / Whenever chaos ensues, create two 2/2 white and blue Knight creature tokens with vigilance.
Vampyre_Lord: phase out nelly's board too
circusofkirkus: RIP
circusofkirkus: oh
Dmc3628: nope all the creatures phase out
Diabore: he lives!
TimIAm: the long game begins
Dmc3628: now just don't leave
TemporallyAwry:
Planechase is a silly game
AdamYMHMI: If they planeswalk to New Phyrexia, then this is a flavor win
I_Am_Clockwork: Ar-mega-don of fogs
Favre_the_Undead: and doesn't come back
MrGibberish: Does that remove counters?
Vampyre_Lord: phasing keeps counters
LRRbot: Reverberate [RR] | Instant | Copy target instant or sorcery spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Vampyre_Lord: creatures are phased out
niccus: creatures are not phased out until the end step
theamc2000: Will phase out
Vampyre_Lord: ohhh
Mr_Bitterness: Only phase out at end of turn
Veshnikard: the ant
laikagoat: it was agitated
Veshnikard: it should have 4
djalternative: the phasing cup
midnightcurryjazz: invisibility is like they are still there. Phasing is like them being turned off. They just dont exist
MrBunnyMan: do phase creatures still have damage marked on them?
itsr67: incredible
Dog_of_Myth: Wow
niccus: the phasing process removes damage
aremmmmm: Ded
public_key_reveal_party:
BigDaddyBland87 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 18 months!
BigDaddyBland87: The double baby
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Thanks for subscribing, BigDaddyBland87! (Today's storm count: 43)
LRRbot: Mount Keralia | Plane — Regatha | At the beginning of your end step, put a pressure counter on Mount Keralia. / When you planeswalk away from Mount Keralia, it deals damage equal to the number of pressure counters on it to each creature and each planeswalker. / Whenever you roll {CHAOS}, prevent all damage that planes named Mount Keralia would deal this game to permanents you control.
macintose: ggs
TetraRay: GG's
AdamYMHMI: Well, it was a quick game
Vampyre_Lord: are planes permanents? could you proliferate?
LRRbot: Mandate of Abaddon [3B] | Sorcery | Choose target creature you control. Destroy all creatures with power less than that creature's power.
DEATHlikescats: Nice game y’all!
Vampyre_Lord: reverse fell the mighty
midnightcurryjazz: No, Planes are not in the game.
asthanius: 10 minute Game 3
AdamYMHMI: Game 3?
Dog_of_Myth:
BrowneePoints: Play it in a Kitt Kanto or Marisil deck
public_key_reveal_party: o/ thanks for the lovely night of entertainment
aremmmmm: I also like plains
TimIAm: Remember chat: the plasma is stored in the cannisters
TemporallyAwry:
They've printed Plains in every set though
macintose: o7 night all
DeM0nFiRe is gifting 5 Tier 1 Subs to LoadingReadyRun's community! They've gifted a total of 1700 in the channel!
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djalternative: What doe you mean you don't take commander seriously? What about Bear Force 1 and 2
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Thanks for the gifts, MrGibberish! Welcome to all 50 recipients! (Today's storm count: 98)
Dog_of_Myth:
Transmuted_Elf: oh wow
macintose: sheeeeeeeesh
midnightcurryjazz: zelda is so good
TheAwkes: Parboiledhelion
Mr_Bitterness:
BigDaddyBland87: holy crap
aerohydra: @MrGibberish Thanks for the gift sub!
voslan: Well then
voslan: that was awesome
macintose: @MrGibberish Thanks for the gift sub!
KWardJenx: Bravo MrGibberush!
laundreydhull: Been would
DEATHlikescats: 50?!
TemporallyAwry:
"Experience the Beej Experience"
I_Am_Clockwork: Beej just vibrating through a wall somewhere
DEATHlikescats: Dang @mrgibberish !! MVP behavior
AdamYMHMI: He's ensconced in his Zelda pod?
laundreydhull:
Golly wouldn't you Beej!?
I_Am_Clockwork: the child-like wonderment of the first couple of hours of gameplay
laundreydhull: More Launched Dazed soons?
Dog_of_Myth: Well done Nelson
Mattmitchell45: Heck yes
MrGibberish: Clap
niccus: and to contrast, right after,
I_Am_Clockwork: oh hek wizard 101
I_Am_Clockwork: I REMEMBER that game
midnightcurryjazz:
midnightcurryjazz: I cant wait
laundreydhull: Duh Heck, Wheeler?
Mattmitchell45: Switch Hokuto no Ken
DEATHlikescats: Nelson got that “worked at a card store” unsleeping Rythm
trebuchetboy: POGGERS
BrowneePoints: To be fair serge, Jojo was basically written as an homage to Fist of the North Star
laundreydhull: It wasn't sarcastic?!
DarknessKingCoH: lol launched in 2008
TimIAm: Is This Your Watch + Play?
neisan2112: I've only known this game as something that has gift cards at Gamestop.
laundreydhull: Booo
aiamethyst: it's me, we're doing value
Natedogg2: What, do you think broomsticks grow on trees?
laundreydhull: Why? Very Discounted Hoggle-Wartles
DEATHlikescats: The MOST soothing
BigDaddyBland87: Dadless dad stream
HadesLeprechaun: you can clean FF7 locations, Tomb Raider locations, it's so fascinating now, lol
AdamYMHMI: Power Wash simulator: Dad Stream Edition?
djalternative: so what you're saying is that Powerwash is also the CTS after
Mattmitchell45: Run it back with Dads!
asthanius: WHAT
neisan2112: FF7 yeah
TimIAm: FINE I'll finally buy it
HadesLeprechaun: not even paid dlc, free stuff!
Mischievous_Catgeist: fathers day stream lol
djalternative: It's starcraft vs dynasty warriors
BrowneePoints: Yeah it's like the minion segments of Brutal Legend
Dog_of_Myth: Oh yes
BrowneePoints: LEON
BrowneePoints: DA CHEESE LEON
kirbytronic: I really wish Jacob could be in there with them
macintose: ASHLEY! stop running at the death clerics
ThirdGames: Callisto Protocol? You mean Dead Space 4?
Mr_Bitterness: Time for Bingo!
djalternative: Moushley my beloved!
laundreydhull: Callistered Mid-Dle-Call
Orxolon: thanks for the stream,gotta go!g nithgt
Luminaire_p: @ThirdGames Surely it's Dead Space Fauxr
ThirdGames: Nice
Dog_of_Myth:
KWardJenx: Great Stream Thank you!
kirbytronic: Serge, remember when PPRs used to go for about 3 extra hours?
62MGcobra: remember the sub messages?
TimIAm: We've ruined the PPR dinner plans before
TemporallyAwry:
It was fun, but I'm glad you can get home at a reasonable time now
djalternative: remember when the sub train was longer than the actual W+P?
Xavbull: 👋
macintose: bye
DeM0nFiRe:
o/
FacelessManAboutTown: Aww, no surprise paul ;_;
r10pez10: the bigges surprise of paul
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (You didn't think we'd let this game pass by without at least one Bonus Beej stream did you? Game: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom) at Sat 12:00 PM PDT (15:49 from now).
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