Pal_Friendpatine: !Next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (You didn't think we'd let this game pass by without at least one Bonus Beej stream did you? Game: The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom) at Sat 12:00 PM PDT (16m from now).
beowuuf:
anyone else surprised the title change has taken this long? 
Earthenone:
not really, as far as i remember beej is not an early morning person 
Metric_Furlong:
the zero-g fuck machine has zero fucks to give about early starts 
TXC2: CONTACT
Ivalenz_:
Earthenone:
niccus: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
TXC2: ^
Juliamon: !spoilers
LRRbot: Please do not discuss spoilers in chat, even jokingly. It's a massive dick move which ruins the fun for others, and you WILL be timed out or even permanently banned. This even applies to "obviously fake" spoilers, so seriously, just don't. Thanks for you co-operation, and enjoy the show!
Metric_Furlong: yeah, don't backseat, Chat
beowuuf:
lol, when beej says we're starting playing zelda 12pm moonbase time, we aren't 
ing around
DeM0nFiRe:
Metric_Furlong: especially not for a game that only just came-out
GrassVortex:
TXC2: beowuuf not F-ing around, but we are gonna find out!
before_damage: Thank you Beej for letting us go on this journey with you
stardusted_: hi friends!
Earthenone: im hoping the first bit here dosent spoil the first botw, i bought it but havent had time to play it yet
AMuseOfFirebane: Hellooooo
TXC2: hello stardusted_ and AMuseOfFirebane welcome
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Metalupis: Hey Listen!
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Ritaspirithntr:
I knew it! I knew there would be a bonus stream of this game!! 
TXC2: Earthenone hopefully any spoilers are limited to a Zelda game happened
beowuuf:
indeed, thank you beej for both delaying your gratification and sharing it 
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DoodlestheGreat: !spoilers
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TemporallyAwry: !findquote spoilers
LRRbot: Quote #4829: "Spoilers: Heather's the smart one." —Alex [2018-03-23]
DoodlestheGreat: o7
Metric_Furlong:
I think if you're worried that about being 'spoiled' about a the events of a game by its direct sequel, watching a stream of that sequel is a bit of a brave decision
DoodlestheGreat: You have that backwards. We don't want to spoil it for Beej.
Earthenone: i mean i dont care TOO much, its way more important to support and enjoy beej
Earthenone:
beowuuf: zelda!
NotCainNorAbel:
TXC2:
TXC2: here we GO!
before_damage: It’s Time For Beej!
beowuuf:
NotCainNorAbel: mic5
TemporallyAwry: !mic5
Metric_Furlong: mic 5?
Juliamon: Mic 5
DoodlestheGreat: Sound!
DiscordianTokkan: Silent Beej
beowuuf: mic5
Travilogue: Silent Protagonist!
adept_nekomancer: The Silence of the Beej
TXC2: No audio
IzlanntheLion: Mic
niccus: silence of the kingdom...
beowuuf: o7
TXC2: SOUNDS!
Metric_Furlong: hi Beej
beowuuf: hi beej
TXC2: there we go
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: Hello Beej
TXC2: Hello Beej
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baltimore_667083: howdy beej
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, I only just had my coffee.
AnimeKitty: Hallo Beej!
Metric_Furlong: !time
LRRbot: Current moonbase time: 12:01 PM
GrassVortex:
I'm excited to see your reactions to this. Thanks for waiting and sharing 
KV1NN4: wooo
beowuuf:
patreon wadda wadda youtube yadda yadda we get it, you can play, it's all good
TemporallyAwry:
Be Witnessed 
TXC2: Noy2222 ah the classic
RandomTrivia:
Yahaha, hi friends!
Earthenone: !patreon
Earthenone: !store
Meltalar: Hooray, the new TINGLE Clone with Beej!
betweenmyself:
Luckily I’ve made some progress so I can watch this for a while before maybe having to bail if Beej catches up to me 
bruiserhammerfist: Hell yeah let's go
NotCainNorAbel: buy shirts and sleeves
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bruiserhammerfist: So beej I'm excited that you are the one streaming this
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RandomTrivia straps in
TXC2:
2017! Gods time has no chill
RandomTrivia: Oof
beowuuf:
some other companies need those internal testers
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TemporallyAwry: !phrasing
LRRbot: You heard them.
NotCainNorAbel:
beowuuf:
the silksong effect? 
TXC2: hype poisoning is real and VERY annoying
sephsays:
It's matching my expectations so far
RandomTrivia: Here we are at the front door - now we finally get to open it and look through
GrassVortex: yeah, overhyping yourself is an easy way to get disappointed
SnackPak_: now seems like a good time to get excited
toturi91: Possibly my favorite Zelda game
RandomTrivia:
beowuuf: good luck!
NotCainNorAbel: good dark start
GrassVortex: Here, we, go!
AMuseOfFirebane: Wheeee!
TemporallyAwry:
Giving into hype is letting marketing win - don't ever give into marketing/capitalism chat 
betweenmyself: No spoilers; I’m nearly out of the starting area and am enjoying some of the new mechanics thus far. Only gripe is occasionally framerate drops as seen in BotW.
Ritaspirithntr: Beej. I can’t wait for you to experience this!
Viewers_Like_You: Legend of Zelda: Law and Order. Dun dun.
Juliamon: Tears of the Kingdom: the Text Adventure
Noy2222: Tears of the Kingdom: Small Text
adept_nekomancer: @Viewers_Like_You SVU: Hyrule
public_key_reveal_party: I was super late to the breath of the wild party, and was mildly disappointed because that had been hyped to the moon and back
L0rdX33n: Nice cape
Diabore: it a beej
Tikosh_: more tunnels
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Konda020946: you had a lot of patience beej
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DoodlestheGreat: It's probably just a wine cellar.
Noy2222: Zelda - Legend of
betweenmyself: Also you can switch the VO language right away if you like.
TXC2: I know she's a princess, but Zelda's voice is...plumier then I expected
L0rdX33n: So many hearts
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RandomTrivia: Ok I've clearly watched too many speedruns of BotW because I did a double-take when I realised Link was wearing a full outfit
James_LRR: hai beej, you playing on your new fancy oled switch? or is this the offices switch?
Metric_Furlong: French (France)
before_damage: Look at all that health
BITs19_: This song sets the mood so well
TemporallyAwry:
Standard Gaming moment. Load in, Look Back, Fix Controls 
Waterfalls.
Noy2222: Easy game
L0rdX33n: There’s non France french speaking countries
Noy2222: Way too much health
ScrapyardGhostTrain: The odds on you getting to keep that many hearts at the start of the game seem long, so... prepare to get Samus'd?
RandomTrivia: We have SO MUCH VIT
DeChunkandFriends: Weeb (neutral)
Tikosh_: would be a shame to lose all that health..
before_damage: I’m still in favor of calling this Zelden Ring
Noy2222: Beej is doing a speedrun?
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accountmadeforants: After watching this cutscene in English on Wheeler's channel, it's pretty fun to hear the JP version.
TXC2: that shadow just washes out her whole face in this art style
RandomTrivia: @Noy2222 Quite the opposite
L0rdX33n: Link’s hair is longer and hers is shorter, is he a hair vampire?
GrassVortex: the sounds and music here is really great at setting a creepy atmosphere
Noy2222: But I hear Japanese is faster
Earthenone:
its kind of a speedrun, he will be done streaming this game in 3 hours
Metric_Furlong:
ok, but when do we start going Gacha pulls for new characters?
TemporallyAwry:
just think of it as a Beej% Speedrun 
adept_nekomancer: If anything, this much open space directly below it might cause foundation issues for the castle
L0rdX33n: Ooh, glowy sword
Tikosh_: there must be orcs nearby
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Orcs are nearby.
beowuuf: orcs are near
TXC2: so Orcs are near by
TXC2: good we all got there chat
RandomTrivia: !chat
LRRbot: Seriously, just never listen to chat.
lightfut: Link with lightsaber confirmed
Tikosh_: I see we are in good company, chat xD
GeeksWelcome: YESS YESSSSSSSSS
accountmadeforants: "My dad would just say "don't go in the basement, ever", completely unprompted! Weird, huh?"
Izandai:
L0rdX33n: Please let me know I can stop talking to you
iSmartMan1: LLMs?
WizardDerek: always funny when the NPC gets mad dialog when you overuse the dialog tree
GrassVortex: I got burned so much on that when I played Dark Souls the first time
deepseahermit: @iSmartMan1 language learning machines
wildpeaks: @iSmartMan1 generative AI (lar large language models)
James_LRR: @iSmartMan1 Large Language Models
Earthenone: thats one of those things that carries over into real life for me, if someone says the same thing, in the same way to me we are done talking
Noy2222: As an AI language, I don't think visiting this spooky cave is a good idea.
accountmadeforants: Quick, compliment Beej while he's not looking.
adept_nekomancer: A dia-log
L0rdX33n: Dialogloglog
GrassVortex: yup, a lot of neat QoL features in this one
Metric_Furlong: Link? with Dialogue!?
Tikosh_: we know.. it is sensing orcs
before_damage: Dia-log
Metric_Furlong: it's ok Beej, chat can't read
Ritaspirithntr: Fine w/o
before_damage: Will you be doing voices?
incslayer: Only if your gonna do funny voices
accountmadeforants:
Read out any dialogue that makes you laugh
L0rdX33n: It’s fine either way, enjoy your game
Viewers_Like_You: I am content without; please enjoy game as you wish
TXC2:
only if you read in QWERPline Derrick voice
L0rdX33n: Man Master sword is long
drawnbinary: I'd like to hear the dialogue. The text is very small on my tv
jacqui_lantern234:
wow! not even 20 mins in and already 2 rows of hearts!
Tikosh_: now.. what if we just go back up while she is not looking..
adept_nekomancer: It seems anime has trained me to instinctively read subtitles when there's Japanese audio, so... yeah this is fine.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: The sword is clipping into the floor...
jacqui_lantern234:
also hai chat!!! 
Izandai: Is the Master Sword longer than in the last game? I don't remember it clipping into the ground like that.
accountmadeforants: I'm happy Link managed to get full hearts *and* full stamina in between BotW and this game, at least
TXC2: hello jacqui_lantern234 welcome
before_damage: Link is just shorter
Tikosh_: excuse me?!
before_damage: Age does that to you
Ritaspirithntr: @izandai nah, it’s just how link is holding it.
betweenmyself: Just gotta post these to her socials…
Izandai: Huh
iSmartMan1: Just a warning, if you're used to whistle-sprinting, the devs changed it so your stamina will drain faster than if you were sprinting normally
accountmadeforants:
TXC2:
the master sword is CLEARLY cutting the floor chat
jacqui_lantern234: man, i WISH i had an archeologist girlfriend
adept_nekomancer: I don't think those wall eggs are going to be hatching.
accountmadeforants: More of that strange miasma, it's probably nothing.
Tikosh_: I could see that statue being in Samurai Jack
L0rdX33n: Zant was… Twilight Princess?
Earthenone:
@jacqui_lantern234 a one peice fan i take it?
Izandai: @L0rdX33n Yes
RandomTrivia:
Well, Zelda, there's this thing called Gravity...
BITs19_: One 5hing I really liked about this sequence was how uneasy the soundtrack makes you
L0rdX33n: Turns out the smokers are in the basement
before_damage: I thought Zelda was the twilight princess?
jacqui_lantern234: @Earthenone i saw like 2 episodes back in elementary school
L0rdX33n: Midna was
Izandai:
@before_damage 
Metric_Furlong:
@RandomTrivia I don't think they have a film industry in Hyrule yet, to be fair
TXC2: combat!
before_damage: I legit don’t know much about the Zelda games
jacqui_lantern234: so whats the plot so far?
Izandai: Ah, of course Japanese voices.
RandomTrivia:
@Metric_Furlong Well played 
Tikosh_: no, link is fine. Beej is a gamer
Earthenone: @jacqui_lantern234 ahh, joking mostly, one of the main charicters is a very attractive female archeologist
iSmartMan1: Oh, is this with the Japanese audio?
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 we in cave under Hyrual castle
Juliamon: Zelda please. He has the Master Sword. A couple bats are nothing.
accountmadeforants: Oh, I do wanna hear this dialogue in Japanese
Izandai: @jacqui_lantern234 Spooky secret tunnel full of gross black mist under the castle.
adept_nekomancer: @jacqui_lantern234 There's a cave below the castle, so we came to investigate it and maybe stab some bats
L0rdX33n: We came to check out the spooky smoky basement, that it so far
beowuuf: @jacqui_lantern234 strange mist so we're down here
Ritaspirithntr: @accountmadeforants Same!
betweenmyself: @ismartman1 several VO language options from the outset
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon Not to mention the 24 hearts
TXC2: Demon king = Ganon 1000000000%
before_damage: I’ve seen this anime
Izandai: @Juliamon 30, I think.
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon MY POINT STANDS
DoodlestheGreat: ~/Ari-Zonai! Take off your rainbow wings.../~
Earthenone: im sure the deamon king is a 30 something year old japanese man who was hit by a car
radioshackraider: Wait why is the game in Japanese now?
Noy2222: And then nothing bad happened!
TXC2: radioshackraider Beej set it to that
Juliamon: Beej changed the language setting
Tikosh_: or that they liked depicting themselves as gods.. who knows
Metric_Furlong: @radioshackraider Language settings
RandomTrivia: @radioshackraider Because Beej wills is so
wildpeaks: suddendly, Outer Wilds
Izandai:
Because Beej is a fucking weeb.
YeomanAres: Confirmed: Zelda's ancestors were into furries
Tikosh_: @YeomanAres oh, no D:
iSmartMan1: I'm still not sure how much this retcons Skyward Sword
adept_nekomancer: @wildpeaks Yay, time to get the spaceship lodged in a cave wall
Noy2222: Hey Zelda, let's leave. I feel like leaving now.
before_damage: Maybe we’ll get a Beej stream explaining Zelda lore
GlennSeto: Oh, the game has a JP voice option?
Izandai: The Zelda timeline is bullshit anyway. It's fine.
GrassVortex:
Zelda is such a history nerd, and I love it
Izandai: @GlennSeto It has a bunch of them.
L0rdX33n: Maintaining continuity will only give you a headache
accountmadeforants:
Okay, yeah, I'm glad she's geeking out just as much in this version 
NotCainNorAbel: It's a switch
TXC2:
oh right our ingame not a switch
WizardDerek: Nintendo Switch tm
GlennSeto: I still think the timeline was always gobblygook to shut up the fans.
Laserbeaks_Fury: that ooks bombabkle
betweenmyself: Zelda Timeline = Best not to spend too much time thinking about it because they retcon it every four years or so.
iSmartMan1: @l0rdx33n Yeah, but the games rarely directly contradict each other
L0rdX33n: Except for directly connected titles
rentar42: oh, that's definitely not ominous red stuff ...
jacqui_lantern234: ah, yes. the mist is coming from the VERY BOMBABLE WALL
rentar42: it's probably fine
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Zelda doesn't have a timeline, so much as a time-bag of loose USB cables.
Red_Dead_Monkey: Huh, everything screams tomb, but hey no danger here
Juliamon: Ancient ruins. Let's bomb them.
wildpeaks: I see we're following the Tomb Raider school of archeology
GlennSeto: And the BotW games don't seem to care about a timeline in particular, safe for little nods here and there.
Metric_Furlong:
the official Zelda timeline is: "Stop asking questions, nerd"
RandomTrivia: @Juliamon Under the foundations of Hyrule Castle, probably fine
Laserbeaks_Fury: So are these not the same Zelda and Link?
L0rdX33n: Don’t Dead Open Inside
sephsays: Where are the glowing cats, ancient hylians?
Izandai: @Metric_Furlong Seriously though.
adept_nekomancer: "This is just our ancient wine cellar. We already drank all the wine."
iSmartMan1: Yes, and all of the "nothing" down here has started to leak out
accountmadeforants: As I said in Wheeler's chat yesterday: The only part of the Zelda timeline that matters is that time when Link got stuck on a raft at sea and had a fever dream and then they made a whole game out of it.
L0rdX33n: @laserbeaks_fury These are the same ones from BotW
DoodlestheGreat: They wanted to make sure nobody fook the good furniture.
Lysander_salamander: oh no I missed the beggining
rentar42: I don't think we can stop them from doing the silly thing ...
GlennSeto:
Zelda has a wee case of the stupid here. 
Tikosh_:
finally the end of the dialog options
Laserbeaks_Fury: You you repeated a prompt, we are free...
TXC2:
we're about 3 more lines away from "Excuse me princess"
Ritaspirithntr: @lysander_salamander don’t worry. Nothing “happened” …yet
Ritaspirithntr: You’re good’
fiftymcnasty: Just creeping along next to my Zelda
DoodlestheGreat: @Lysander_salamander No, you're fine. They've only had a little chat before this.
L0rdX33n: @lysander_salamander There was an ancient race, they fought the demon king, you’re up to daye
iSmartMan1: Everyone seems to forget that they didn't come down here for the ruins
Metric_Furlong: Link, getting his squats in
L0rdX33n: Date
Noy2222: And they were all fine, right?
GlennSeto: @TXC2 That's what I said out loud during this part.
Laserbeaks_Fury: So is it the torch or the Master Sword
TXC2:
GlennSeto
adept_nekomancer: At least the miasma is nice enough to retreat into the distance.
GlennSeto: Music's really good, though.
Lysander_salamander: interesting music
RandomTrivia: This set design is absolutely gorgeous
before_damage: Beej is making link duck walk
TXC2: Music building up
beowuuf:
Tikosh_: the music is great
L0rdX33n: Is it song of time backwards?
SnackPak_:
jacqui_lantern234: this music is REALLY selling this vibe, i love it
wildpeaks: well this doesn't seem cursed at all
Diabore: "hey zelda i think this might be a bad idea"
Izandai: I'm sure this is fine.
RandomTrivia:
Metric_Furlong:
accountmadeforants: @TXC2 I can't wait to bomb some dodongos!
Noy2222: And in the bottom of the cave was ice cream! And puppies!
before_damage: Probably nothing
RandomTrivia: Well then
betweenmyself:
Dang Zelda, read the room… Tryin to be stealthy with you clomping around in your chonky boots. 
Ritaspirithntr:
@jacqui_lantern234 i hate it. 
jacqui_lantern234: im sure thats fine
adept_nekomancer: "So Zelda, do you know who maintains the orchestra down here?"
GlennSeto: At this rate, they'd be lucky to only find Alessa from Silent Hill.
LeeshaJoy: It's just the blood moon, nothing to worry about
TXC2: accountmadeforants squid allah we are off!
Red_Dead_Monkey: Containment is clearly leaking
Laserbeaks_Fury: I didn't like Twilight Princess too much, but one of the coolest things they did with the music was transitioned from the Hyrule Castle theme to the Ganondorf theme as you moved up the tower at the end.
Lysander_salamander: oh there's a down
NotCainNorAbel: hu, wonder why were were told to never go down here
GlennSeto: That's not graphite, that's impossible. @Red_Dead_Monkey
jacqui_lantern234:
@Lysander_salamander we have downies, but what about uppies?
adept_nekomancer: Probably shouldn't be breathing in those red floaties.
Izandai: here we gooooo
Red_Dead_Monkey: This clearly belongs in a museum
accountmadeforants: "This is the point of no return, make sure to finish all your sidequests!" -"This is the tutorial!"
wildpeaks: "how about no Zelda, let's gtfo and not release the evil demon"
RandomTrivia:
@Lysander_salamander And there's the connection back to furries
Lysander_salamander: Zelda is an archeolgist
jacqui_lantern234: this isnt menacing
GlennSeto: I guess the seal was a timed exclusive?
L0rdX33n: I’m sure thats fine
NotCainNorAbel: timing
Noy2222: And then Zelda became a lawyer
Metric_Furlong: well, gotta hand it to this game, it's been fun so far
adept_nekomancer: If we have to do psyche-lock puzzles
betweenmyself:
Far Cry option: do nothing for five minutes and BOOM, credits roll
GlennSeto: Cuz of the thrillaaaaa
iSmartMan1: HE'S BACK
RandomTrivia:
wildpeaks: ohno
Ritaspirithntr:
Lysander_salamander: oh
Noy2222: My 100%
Graham_LRR: Hands. Hands. Hands! HANDS. HANDS!!
TXC2: there we go
L0rdX33n: Noooooooooo!
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh no, we got Samus'd
beowuuf: lol, there they go
Metric_Furlong: oh no, he princess mononoke'd
GlennSeto: Samus Aran mood
Metric_Furlong: *he got
Ritaspirithntr: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! ALL that hard work!!!
L0rdX33n: Aie!
jacqui_lantern234: "ARGH MUH HAND!!!!" -Link, probably
GlennSeto: oh, that's a good voice
Izandai: Dude you got no lips and probably no tongue, how you making those mouth sounds?
Viewers_Like_You: Master Sword got Worf'd
LeeshaJoy: LEGENDARY PIECE OF SHIT
TXC2: this is very Princess Monoke to me
Metric_Furlong: @Izandai magic
jpost042: pulling a metroid where you lose all your powers first thing?
matthaus_c: dang, matt mercer's japanese is good
Lysander_salamander:
Izandai: @matthaus_c heh
RandomTrivia: "T minus three, two... liftoff"
GlennSeto: @TXC2 It gets better.
Red_Dead_Monkey: Nothing like building your castle on a SuperFunnd Site
RandomTrivia: Sure is JRPG in here
WizardDerek: this is fine
Laserbeaks_Fury: You know, that pose he was in reminded me a lot of Wind Waker Ganon
Metric_Furlong:
@TXC2 I think it's more like Castle in the Sky
L0rdX33n: That’s probably fine
Izandai: @GlennSeto ...Implying that it's bad to be like Princess Mononoke?
Viewers_Like_You: Bit of a gas leak, they should get that checked
before_damage: Ganondilf according to Wheeler
MommaGart: brutal
L0rdX33n: You had ONE job!
Lysander_salamander: at least they gave a pretty good excuse for resetting him, being corrupted by a curse
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iSmartMan1: Boop
TXC2: Metric_Furlong it's Gibli's greatest hits!
spurius: well she is dead, roll credits, short game
GlennSeto: @Izandai No, the similarities get more intense.
accountmadeforants: Need a hand?
rentar42: oh no! I was gone for a few minutes! How could it have gotten so bad! Who could have seen that coming!?!
Izandai: @GlennSeto Ah, gotcha.
adept_nekomancer: Thanks, disembodied glow arm!
Lysander_salamander: dang this is so cool
Ritaspirithntr: Totally not creepy at all!
GrassVortex: I love this opening
jacqui_lantern234: @before_damage GANONDILF IM CACKLING XD
matthaus_c: hand theme lmao
before_damage: Beej looks like he’s having fun
RandomTrivia: Oh cool, we got "Iron Man helps himself out from under the rubble"'d
Astramentha: H A N D S
GlennSeto:
So Beej, is this really just a Bonus Stream or the beginning of a Play It Forward?
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Tikosh_: if you could move, disembodied arm, maybe you should have stayed where you were sealing them..
RandomTrivia: That was... a lot
jacqui_lantern234:
@GlennSeto yes
Izandai: Yeah, game goes hard.
matthaus_c: @GlennSeto Bone It Forward
Ritaspirithntr: RIGHT?!?!?!
NotCainNorAbel: and Next time on Zelda...
Juliamon: ooh squigglies
MommaGart: honestly this is a solid way to explain away starting at no health and no stamina again
Manae: What a terrible start to have a curse...
Sarah_Serinde: Chat sometimes people like to enjoy games off-stream
TXC2: ^
Metric_Furlong: oh, *that's* why this game's theme was 'hands'
rentar42: Neat! Link is a cyborg now!?!
GlennSeto: @sephsays Link just going full Fisher King on the first person he meets.
tolchuk123: New arm
accountmadeforants: Shinobi Prosthetic Acquired
L0rdX33n: Where are your pants?
incslayer:
I heard someone has beaten this in 90 minutes so the time is ticking beej
Astrovore: He didn't ask for this
Red_Dead_Monkey: Grafting an ARM without my consent? Wrong
adept_nekomancer: It could save his arm, but not his clothing.
TXC2:
so now we're Liquid snake Link
Nuurgle: The Stranger!
jacqui_lantern234:
@L0rdX33n what pants?
matthaus_c: nice nails
Noy2222: Where we're going, we don't need pants
DoodlestheGreat: That villain has a disarming personality.
saucemaster5000: Bout time someone gave link a hand
MommaGart: Nintendo did it again! We woke up in our underwear in a dank cave.
wildpeaks: "you're finally awake"
Earthenone: is navi grahted too us now?
Astramentha: Gannon took our pants
Earthenone: grafted *
LeeshaJoy: Your arm got eaten by a demon and it didn't even get replaced by a chainsaw? What a rip.
SkipIives: Link = Cable ?
L0rdX33n: Seriously, where are my pants?
matthaus_c: oh I thought it was our arm speaking to us
KV1NN4: so far Link';s new boyfriend is sounding... hot?
GlennSeto: @SkipIives You can build weapons like Cable.
before_damage: Don’t worry about it @l0rdx33n
iSmartMan1: Okay, cool, now where are my clothes?
Lysander_salamander: magic
Ritaspirithntr: The moment Revali refers to Link as -dono, pigs will fly
Tikosh_: will this be like Parasyte, the mc talking with their hand/arm?
L0rdX33n: Well that’s not great
Izandai: Well...
jacqui_lantern234:
link with a prosthetic?! unironically cool af
before_damage: Or does it
Nuurgle: so we start the game as Matt Riddle?
L0rdX33n: Naturally
KV1NN4: Link's Awakening: The Quest For Pants
matthaus_c: @jacqui_lantern234 we've come full circle from Zelda to Adventure Time and back
Noy2222: "Begins" is a strong word
betweenmyself:
I also gave you some cool tribal tattoos… It’s not cultural appropriation if it’s against your will.
saucemaster5000: Beej just solved the first Ready Player one puzzle
Laserbeaks_Fury:
There's gotta be a Korok here, right?
wildpeaks: we sekiro now
Lysander_salamander: nice set design
GlennSeto: @Ritaspirithntr Yeah, I've been naming my horses after the other champions and I have yet to find one who's enough of a POS to earn the name of our Rito buddy.
adept_nekomancer: Difficult to locate pants in a cave, though.
jacqui_lantern234: like, shit sucks for our boy, but from a meta standpoint a prosthetic arm on a hero is cool
Viewers_Like_You: "Your pants were in the way of fixing your arm. Yup."
Red_Dead_Monkey: Nice Dagger
saucemaster5000: it's just a little rusty, it's still good, it's still good!
L0rdX33n: The Master knife
Lysander_salamander: oh
iSmartMan1: Would you say BotW starts at the Great Plateau, or when you get the paraglider?
RandomTrivia: I see they slightly un-buffed him, so moving closer towards full twink
matthaus_c: The Master Shiv
wildpeaks: it will buff out
DoodlestheGreat: That's what you get for mistreating your swords, folks.
Leonhart321: The Sword of Butter's Bane
sephsays: wait why does he have belts on his underwear
LeeshaJoy: Insert Aragorn quote here
jacqui_lantern234: The Master Butter Knife
adept_nekomancer: Half a sword is still at least some amount of sword
Izandai: I'm not sure I like the new inventory, but it might just be that it's different from BOTW.
L0rdX33n: The master shiv?
L0rdX33n: Sure
RandomTrivia: @sephsays How do you think it stays on through gloom ravaging?
Manae: Sky magnets
fiftymcnasty: Hes body hacked himself
baltimore_667083: the master dagger
Laserbeaks_Fury: So now you will always have an unbreakable weapon, but it's stats suck.
saucemaster5000: all heroes have a sword pouch in their back
GrassVortex:
I was thinking the same thing here 
GlennSeto: @iSmartMan1 I wish BotW had an option to start at the gilder handoff.
DiscordianTokkan: Does this still have Durability stuff, I wonder?
Tikosh_: there is a leather strap holding the sword
Lysander_salamander: huh
iSmartMan1: Magnetic shoulder blade was part of the new arm
accountmadeforants: Magnetic backs are standard-issue for all Japanese sword-wielding protagonists.
jessicaengle: Hi Beej and chat o/
Noy2222: I wouldn't think to hard about a lot of this
Viewers_Like_You: Now, dial Hyrule and 'gate home
Earthenone: is this the zelda stargate program?
baltimore_667083: yeah i thought so too
DoodlestheGreat: Link's entire back is covered in microscopic hands.
TXC2: hello jessicaengle welcome
DiscordianTokkan: Haaaands
L0rdX33n: Wake up here’s your motorcycle
Noy2222: HANDS!
ScrapyardGhostTrain: So, we have the shard of Narsil, time to go find a ring!
Ritaspirithntr: How very handy!
AugmentingPath: Viewers_Like_You nah, let's go to Zebes
GlennSeto: @accountmadeforants Yeah, how does Guts do it, officially?
saucemaster5000: I'm sensing... a theme...
fiftymcnasty: What are they gonna do? take your other arm?
jacqui_lantern234:
lets not get too handsy
Lysander_salamander: Nothing bad has happened from reading a book...
wildpeaks: because touching ancient relics has been such a success until now
TXC2: the central theme of HANDS!
Brozard: Stargate?
Izandai: @Viewers_Like_You UnderstoodThatReference.gif
Viewers_Like_You: I do love a good high-five interface
gehennam_reborn: Big hand!
matthaus_c: curious, this "DO NOT" sign also says "TOUCH"...
aitsu100: ah yes Fallout NEw Hyrule
RandomTrivia:
Nah, those are just part of the counterweight system
AugmentingPath: slips and falls into a puddle "guess I'll die"
adept_nekomancer: Always test out your new arm with a nice refreshing swim.
GlennSeto: @RandomTrivia Or the traps.
Lysander_salamander: this is so cool
DiscordianTokkan: So, folk that have played both of these now, it looks like I can play this without having played BotW, right?
L0rdX33n: It’s a neat look
GrassVortex: oh yeah, the circle motif is really neat
betweenmyself: No towel… You shall drip forever now!
RandomTrivia: @GlennSeto That's probably fine
Izandai: @DiscordianTokkan Yeah, you'll be fine.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Is this writing different from what we've seen from BotW?
Ritaspirithntr: Mix between Aztec and Zen
fiftymcnasty: Its very zen garden looking
GlennSeto: These be temple walls, I guess.
Viewers_Like_You: There's a lot of stuff that reminds me of a zen garden. Lots of concentric circles in gravel/sand
Izandai: Not these walls, anyway.
TXC2: at least not yet
before_damage: If Beej likes this he’s about to get his mind blown
RandomTrivia: I mean, that's quite smooth looking stone
Graham_LRR: I spent like 10-15mins in that last room, attempting to scale those cogs. It didn’t work.
GlennSeto: I already appreciate Beej noticing details I didn't.
before_damage: So did wheeler @graham_lrr
aitsu100: lol
RandomTrivia: @Graham_LRR You're doing important research, good work
saucemaster5000: @Graham_LRR yeah... me too
DoodlestheGreat: There was some climbable stuff back in the cave with Zelda, too.
Tikosh_: hi G
Ritaspirithntr: Not me. Knew better
Izandai: @DoodlestheGreat Wow, that's a terrible GIF, great job.
tolchuk123: Water dripping
GlennSeto: Same, Graham.
rentar42: so this is the tutorial / acclimating dungeon?
DoodlestheGreat: @DoodlestheGreat I was hoping someone would get that.
Earthenone: ohh i get it, we are dungeon diving
Izandai: @Graham_LRR Heh, same.
Noy2222: I'm sure all that stagnate water is fine
betweenmyself: Always nice that treading water doesn’t drain your stamina.
Tikosh_: how did we get here to begin with.. did the arm carry us?
Ritaspirithntr: Return of Link the Monkey
RandomTrivia: This is the rest of the stream, Beej just diving repeatedly
GlennSeto: I love how easy it was to reactivate all the BotW muscle memory.
RandomTrivia: I'm here for it
quasi79fu: link entering diving competition??
Laserbeaks_Fury: So always carry a bucket
Noy2222: That's now how water works!
Izandai: The water in Hyrule is exceptionally soft.
adept_nekomancer: Minecraft rules
before_damage: Maybe
Juliamon: ah, Minecraft rules, yes
jacqui_lantern234: hey @Graham_LRR i have an important, but unrelated question to everything currently going on. how come youre so amazing in literally every way possible?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: That's not how falling into water works, game...
matthaus_c: the unevenly laid plans of mice and men
SnackPak_:
gotta shout MLG first
Noy2222: PANTS!
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niccus: skrt
Earthenone: pants!
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh no....PANTS
jacqui_lantern234: P A N T
L0rdX33n: A skirt!
Graham_LRR: @jacqui_lantern234 you’re too sweet
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
Izandai: "pants"
matthaus_c: fuck yeah SKIRT
GlennSeto: SKRT
fiftymcnasty: Well, someones pants
DiscordianTokkan: lol
Lysander_salamander: kilt!
SnackPak_:
adept_nekomancer: Good thing there were cave pants. For some value of pants.
jacqui_lantern234: S K I R T
iSmartMan1: "Pants" is a generous description
betweenmyself: “Pants”
RandomTrivia: Coverage increased by 2%
Noy2222: I hope you don't like shirts
jessicaengle: shineyyyy
beowuuf: old, fashioned pants
jacqui_lantern234:
@Graham_LRR that doesnt answer my question
Viewers_Like_You: "Clothes" enough!
GlennSeto: What's up that skirt, though?
matthaus_c:
this is a good look for Link, tbh
Tikosh_: who thought that designing every lock to work with a single mythical arm would be a good idea
jvetting83: Gotta love how the picture shows leggings that aren't there.
Izandai: @GlennSeto Shorts.
quasi79fu: where is he going??
jacqui_lantern234: skirt link best link
Graham_LRR: I also did this
L0rdX33n: O longer running around in just our boxers
iSmartMan1: @jacqui_lantern234 He's secretly an alien
Izandai: @jvetting83 That's just, like, a mannequin.
L0rdX33n: No longer
Izandai: @Graham_LRR Same lol
KBKarma: I didn't run around this room, but I ran around a lot of other places.
Laserbeaks_Fury: how long does Link stay wet?
jacqui_lantern234:
@iSmartMan1 so thats why Grahams unreasonably tall
saucemaster5000: glad to know we all assumed there was more to find in there
RandomTrivia:
Are we getting a BotW shot? 
RandomTrivia: YESSSSS
Earthenone:
thats a very personal questiong @Laserbeaks_Fury
wildpeaks: color, we're saved
GlennSeto: mhm, gets warmer by two degrees just looking at it
TXC2: fancy
KBKarma: Press A to splat.
RandomTrivia: They did the thing!
adept_nekomancer: This seems safe.
DoodlestheGreat: Don't jump! You have so much to live for!
GrassVortex:
this game is so pretty 
rentar42: It should really say (A) - Jump - If you dare!
Ritaspirithntr: Do it you coward
Laserbeaks_Fury: X : Doubt
betweenmyself: @laserbeaks_fury for whatever reason the drips don’t stop until you leave the cave
L0rdX33n: Do a flip!
jacqui_lantern234: palpatine underscore dew it dot wav
Izandai: Time to do the thing from the trailer!
Noy2222: I don't want to live anymore!
Tikosh_: check if there is water below xD
Foxmar320: Ah good im in time for this
RandomTrivia: Wheeeeeeeee!
wildpeaks: time to assassin's creed
iSmartMan1: And now the game truly begins
Leonhart321: Take the plunge
quasi79fu: and with that ....Link died...End credits
Noy2222: GAME OVER
saucemaster5000: link is so high right now. Also he is up in the sky
Graham_LRR: Kathleen was watching me do this and said, “Jump into the opening titles, Graham”
L0rdX33n: Title card!
KBKarma: DragoN!
Earthenone: roll credits?
Izandai: wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
beowuuf: oooh. aaaaah.
Brozard: aaaaaaAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!
KV1NN4: i too, am really really high right now whoops
SnackPak_: so good
DiscordianTokkan: @Graham_LRR Hahaha, Perfect
Noy2222: Remember what I said about water not working that way?
Izandai:
@Graham_LRR 
A_Dub888: is there gonna be a pile of hay at the end of this?
wildpeaks: would have been a moment for the title screen
Nuurgle: just has to land in water, it'll be fine
Red_Dead_Monkey: SPLAT
L0rdX33n: You are gonna make such a splat
RandomTrivia: Soundtrack absolutely batting a thousand already
jessicaengle: wheeeeeee
GlennSeto: And then the rest of the game is just a hallucination while Link falls. x_x
jvetting83: rock from nowhere
Foxmar320: Graham_LRR accurate
accountmadeforants: They gave Link a skirt so they could give you upskirt scenes here, I see.
jacqui_lantern234: very Skyward Sword
Laserbeaks_Fury: A pokemon arena?
rentar42: so it IS a dragon ...
before_damage: Kathleen is awesome
GrassVortex: this is how you do a title screen!!
quasi79fu: gme over
DoodlestheGreat: Oh look, fell right past the title screen...
matthaus_c: where's our dragon boyfriend so we can recreate that scene from Spirited Away
Noy2222: Don't try this at home, kids
ScrapyardGhostTrain: "...Wait, I forgot my parachuuuuutttee!"
tolchuk123: That seems dafe
Metric_Furlong: and *now* the game truly begins
quasi79fu: wow short game
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah
wildpeaks: ha
rentar42: link upskirt!
AugmentingPath: Just imagining if this was an old adventure game and there was a missable parachute before this part
Izandai:
@accountmadeforants .
KBKarma: ACCELERATE
L0rdX33n: Wheeeeeee!
adept_nekomancer: [link was defeated by gravity]
GedankenPalast_: Oh yea, I'm right on time!
before_damage: Hyped yet Beej?
nickthecatbear: *hold card with 10*
matthaus_c: video games are pretty cool
rentar42: what's the terminal velocity of a link?
KBKarma: First break with realism: in the real world, that would break you.
Noy2222: 9 | 9 | 9.5
GlennSeto: I feel this should maybe come with a disclaimer for younger kids.
RandomTrivia: @rentar42 Nonlethal, apparently
Tikosh_: imagine if we landed on a lilypad.. not water -> dead
GedankenPalast_: I started myself a few hours ago
LeeshaJoy: Are there gonna be loftwings on this game?
Laserbeaks_Fury: I never played a Skyward Sword
accountmadeforants: Surface tension apparently doesn't exist in Hyrule. Which has dire implications, but oh, well.
matthaus_c:
@KBKarma ah yes, that was the first break with realism
Ritaspirithntr: I’m in love with this game SO MUCH!!!
L0rdX33n: “Do not do this at home!”
Izandai: @KBKarma I don't think that's the *first* break with realism.
AugmentingPath: You think this is a lake? No, these are the tears of the kingdom
Sibwow: love a beej streej
Graham_LRR: “Kept you waiting HYAH??”
Izandai:
Leonhart321: XD
Metric_Furlong: @KBKarma the magic mist in the anceint ruins though? completely realistic
saucemaster5000: You think you're soooo Great Sky Island
iSmartMan1: It's weird that they prompt you to accelerate there, but the music is timed for if you don't accelerate
TehAmelie: so far it looks a lot like Breath fo the Wild. not that i wouldn't take more BotW with just a bunch of new stages
betweenmyself: @tikosh_ speaking from experience, no. Lily pads are somehow totally safe to land on from height
Izandai: And no shirt.
rentar42: I'd love if that's just his look for the rest of the game ... no more clothes for you
KBKarma: I think you'll find that everything else is perfectly understandable in-setting. But water breaking your fall from that high up?
matthaus_c: I am Spartacus
Ritaspirithntr: Link looks very strapping
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah Link is drifting close to a mullet there
GlennSeto: @Izandai True, the living mummy lifting the castle without touching the ground was not Newtonian at all!
AugmentingPath: Sword? Check. Sandal? Check. This outfit is complete
Tikosh_: completely old style.. also we have a camera
Foxmar320: Ive already seen a TikTok of someone faceplanting from the sky.
Nuurgle: I am Zeldacus
Leonhart321: Cue up March of the Gladiators
saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c I am fartacus
GrassVortex: the use of music is SO GOOD
RandomTrivia: Dainty, slender barbarian is an amusing alternate take
adept_nekomancer: Taking a relaxing walk through the forest with no shirt and half a sword.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Link sporting those Major ear locks
Noy2222: Look out! He's got a stick!
Tikosh_: they have a STICK D:
Foxmar320: Stick to powerful!
KBKarma: Jump button while locking on... but I don't think it gets enabled until a later shrine?
iSmartMan1: You get dodging later
AugmentingPath: Need the feather first, presumably, if Link's Awakening is any guide
Earthenone: your sensei teach you to fight with stick?
Nuurgle: "uh...game? teach me something. TEACH ME!"
TehAmelie: a pokin' stick is the basis of the whole scientific method, you know
jessicaengle: Did you just get a hug a tree achievo?
betweenmyself: Jump is mapped to X. X to jump/dodge
Laserbeaks_Fury: Swords with ammo, what is this Destiny?
KBKarma: A STICK!
Foxmar320: Everything is Destiny
jacqui_lantern234: S T I C C
saucemaster5000: stick fight!
GlennSeto: Presently, yes.
adept_nekomancer: We found the master stick!
RandomTrivia: Get rekt stupid robot, now WE have a stick!
Earthenone: 4x the damage of a master sword
kristian_fischer: It's the Beejmaster General! Hi all.
TehAmelie: a stick in your hand is worth ten master swords in the anvil
KBKarma: Hey look, a branch!
jessicaengle: Stick it to em
Foxmar320: Stick is ours now!
wildpeaks: I imagine it's not the kind of game where you can create a stick by cutting a tiny tree ?
Tikosh_: how is a stick better than a broken sword? it is still made from a harder material, even without any magic
beowuuf: the bits! the bits!
Laserbeaks_Fury: That robot head looked very Sheikah
AugmentingPath: Hey buddy, got a strange light?
RandomTrivia: Now we have multiple weapons, we're really *branch*ing out...
Tikosh_: booo
beowuuf:
@RandomTrivia
iSmartMan1: @tikosh_ Sword is still covered in evil goo
Foxmar320: Apples are the most powerful item in the game
jessicaengle: We switched to a better weapon
abyssaldm: surely there is NO WAY Ganondorf can withstand a tree branch
Foxmar320: Ive shoved so many in my mouth mid fight
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh no, is climbing *under* the floating islands going to be a thing?
Ritaspirithntr: As you should
wildpeaks: if it's not nailed down, it's ours
accountmadeforants: Y'know, looking at it on a bigger screen now, the textures seem a lot more detailed than BotW's
TXC2: standard RPG rules, if you can take it, you do
KBKarma: It's beautiful, isn't it?
matthaus_c: @Laserbeaks_Fury wouldn't be surprised if there were more than a few koroks there
Viewers_Like_You: And corners around every secret
RandomTrivia: SO PRETTY
saucemaster5000: I absolutely cannot wait to figure out how to make a pie
adept_nekomancer: "And that's how Link received a lifetime ban from the bird refuge"
TehAmelie: carrying as much food as you possibly can is a good rule for dog sled teams, and adventurers
Ritaspirithntr: Updated “this”
Izandai: @abyssaldm Youtuber Kleric all the blights and Ganon with just tree branches (glitched to have very higher than usual durability but still).
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @wildpeaks And if it is, pry out the nails & take those too!
GrassVortex: yup, some really nice UI updates
GlennSeto: The sorting options could go further...
KBKarma: It's also used for another reason, but that'll come later.
fiftymcnasty: It will all become clear
L0rdX33n: @scrapyardghosttrain Ok, why have I heard this advice twice this week?
BITs19_: Good QoL features over BotW
KBKarma: Yup
Ritaspirithntr: New way to drop and cook baked apples
saucemaster5000: I'm actually finding the UI a bit fiddly
TehAmelie: these shrooms will make you fly in the sky
rentar42: is the link inventory limited, traditionally?
DoodlestheGreat: "Don't go into de fog..."
Izandai: @TehAmelie heh
KBKarma: There's frogs in that thar lake!
abyssaldm: @abyssaldm sarcasm, my dude.
RandomTrivia: 100% here for it
Lysander_salamander: yay wandering
GedankenPalast_: love that!
accountmadeforants: Perfectly understandable
DoodlestheGreat: @abyssaldm And don't call him Shirley.
Viewers_Like_You: vibe% wr attempt
GedankenPalast_: 1000% here for that
Sarah_Serinde:
That's all I ever really got around to with BotW
Izandai: Yeah no this is about how I play this it's fine.
L0rdX33n: Wander? In a Zelda? Incoyable
Sarah_Serinde: What plot
JKBalch: I don't think that's fog, I think that's a cloud
SnackPak_: That's what I want from a Beej Zelda stream
GedankenPalast_: and for char
Foxmar320:
I spent over three hours in the starting area. This is not a game you rush
GedankenPalast_: *chat
jessicaengle: Gone Beejin'
Leonhart321: I'm here for the chill vibes
accountmadeforants: Vibe status: Immaculate
saucemaster5000: yeah I farted around SO much
TehAmelie: what are the traditional inventory limitations? in my experience it's mainly how much money you can carry
jacqui_lantern234: if you werent gonna wander for most of this stream, id be annoyed
Viewers_Like_You: I mean, you can still jump off...
DeM0nFiRe: I love the ambiance of this area combined with the music so much
RandomTrivia: To be fair, you jumped off a giant floating rock with no injuries
Izandai: The lack of paraglider repeatedly caught me off guard during this part. Didn't actually get hurt by it, but yeah.
L0rdX33n: I have 3 “I forgot I don’t have a paraglider” deaths so far
Earthenone: @TehAmelie usualy only X copies of each individual item too
fiftymcnasty: You certainly can jump off of things, it just wont end well
KBKarma: @TehAmelie LImited shield, melee, and ranged weapon storage.
AugmentingPath: RandomTrivia yeah, but there was water. No one has ever been hurt falling into water
DoodlestheGreat: No problem, beej. Take all the time you want. You may make some discoveries I haven't seen yet.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Makes me wonder if these islands were always up here or is this just pieces of the overword
accountmadeforants: Ah, an Evergaol
nickthecatbear:
As someone who's never played a Zelda game and who came here for fun hype vibes, I love the eager exploring every nook and cranny
jacqui_lantern234:
me @ game: "paraglider please"
abyssaldm: I mean, you CAN jump off things, doesn't mean you should
Izandai: @TehAmelie In BOTW the only limits were how many weapons, bows, and shields you can carry, and it seems to be much the same here.
Xed_Regulus: Heh, do skyshrooms get you "high"?
DeM0nFiRe:
Sibwow: the call of the void
Anubis169: sky high
betweenmyself: There are definitely things to discover in h to is starting area, so yeah, take your time to poke around.
MrGibberish: Ya be careful with lack of glider. Friend played through first game in prep for this game and died many times because they forgot about not having glider
TXC2: ah yes the hill you teleported to
Nuurgle: but you can't make him poop off the edge of a cliff
Sibwow: what a way to die though
accountmadeforants: Real world needs better level design for non-stereoscopic perception :B
L0rdX33n: Ooh, yeah the depth perception thing, that rough be rough
Earthenone: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
TehAmelie: spoilers for Road Quest 2
Noy2222: just fall in water. Video games tell me you'll be fine.
Anubis169: That's the sad thing about having a glorious amazing death that wows people, you're still dead at the end of it
matthaus_c: it was really bold when they killed off Beej right at the start of RQ2
Sibwow: this might be controversial but im glad you didnt fall down a mountain
Foxmar320: Dragon frand!
Izandai: Sure do.
BITs19_: Okay, I'll catch you in the vod, I gotta go continue my quest in this game
RandomTrivia: @matthaus_c Gotta make sure the viewers understand the stakes
SnackPak_: hi dragon
RandomTrivia: DARGON
Anubis169:
Dragon
Ritaspirithntr: YUP!!
Lysander_salamander: aw heck yeah dragons
before_damage: It was in the opening fall
RandomTrivia: New friend new friend new friend
Earthenone:
remember when james made it on an offical highlight reel with his falling in BotW?
niccus: no, i just see a mouñtaiñ
iSmartMan1: Yeet?
Ritaspirithntr: Now we know where Dinral, Naydra, and Farosh go to all the time.
adept_nekomancer: Pelt things with sticks: the tutorial
wildpeaks: the one aerodynamic tree branch
MrGibberish: One day… we will see the dragon up close
Anubis169: Water still looks a tad regular to be water
betweenmyself: Sometimes ya just gotta huck a stick at a dragon.
WowoT: Hello friends how are we doing this time zone
Anubis169: sounds like an Oboe
TehAmelie: krav maga simulator 2023 here
RandomTrivia: This is a little woodwind ensemble
TXC2: hello WowoT welcome
GrassVortex: lots of woodwinds
saucemaster5000: the sound design in this game might be the most incredible part of the production
Earthenone: i would have guessed oboe, but thats because i used to play one
Foxmar320: Yeah lots of woodwinds in this soundtrack
SnackPak_: very reedy sounding
Krektogar: oh hey, a Beej! How goes the linkening?
RandomTrivia: Sounds like it's all single reeds but many of them
Anubis169: lots of woodwinds in the windy woods
Lysander_salamander: I miss climbing trees.
jacqui_lantern234:
this section sounds rather HORNy
Anubis169:
Lysander... when did you change your nickname? 
before_damage: Ah yes, everyone’s favorite French horn, Serge
RandomTrivia:
@jacqui_lantern234 
accountmadeforants: Link: Disregard flowers, acquire mushrooms
Anubis169: i know it was ages ago
accountmadeforants: Damn that sounded good
RandomTrivia: I hope he was clenched for that landing
iSmartMan1: Ladies love skyshrooms
TehAmelie: Disco Elysium is also heavy on the ambient horn music you know
adept_nekomancer: 10/10, would sploosh again
matthaus_c:
@TehAmelie I bought the soundtrack and made that my wake up alarm 
TehAmelie: good choice
GrassVortex:
yuuup, was the first place I went after landing
betweenmyself: Imagine this game with Resident Evil 4 style inventory management… Hang on, gotta play jenga to make sure I can fit these mushrooms in my bag.
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah I had the same thought about that tree haha
GlennSeto: It's very deliberate.
SkylerRingtail: I wonder how many tree branches it takes to slay a dragon
bifroront: its explore-able
RandomTrivia: Aww, Link's skirt pockets are full of literal tree branches
Izandai:
GrassVortex: I'm very excited to see deep dive breakdowns of this tutorial area
LeeshaJoy: See that's why AI generayed worlds are a non-starter. You gotta DESIGN that shit.
Ritaspirithntr: QoL are great!
Laserbeaks_Fury: They really want us to stick with these weapons, huh?
DoodlestheGreat: shrooms...
GlennSeto: @SkylerRingtail Personally, I wouldn't want to hurt the dog-paddling friendos, but I would try it on Ganon.
RandomTrivia: I love the mental image of Link just having a whole bunch of branches sticking out of his back pocket
iSmartMan1: How many mushrooms before this becomes Mario,
iSmartMan1: ?
AugmentingPath: he really can carry a surprising number of sticks for a guy with no backpack or clothes
Earthenone: his phanny pack is doing work
DoodlestheGreat: The nest with eggs was another great reward for exploring. You're the first person I've watched who found that.
richard_ermen: Oh I'm so happy to be able to catch this ^^
GrassVortex: and having it be a sky island also means we don't get as lost wit all the directions to go, which is very neat
Izandai:
accountmadeforants: Sucks for anyone at the bottom of that waterfall
betweenmyself: @ismartman1 depends on the psilocybin content I imagine… “I’m so BIIIIIIIG!”
RandomTrivia:
saucemaster5000: blowing smoke
jacqui_lantern234: man, video games look so beautiful these days
SeismicLawns: huh i should probably play tears shouldn't i
adept_nekomancer: Link: Dinosaur Hunter
Nuurgle: oh, so you've never met a game reviewer?
fiftymcnasty: Where is my raytracing?
TXC2: it's the PS1 Kapap
accountmadeforants: The draw distance in this game is wild, though.
before_damage: Beej, keep that comment/person in mind for the end of the tutorial please.
iSmartMan1: Dargon!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pave the save, Explore Island
jacqui_lantern234: beej want uppies
GlennSeto: Nice skybox, shame we never get to go any of these places. (Most other games)
Tikosh_: that cloud is so much faster than the dragon xD
LeeshaJoy: just whistle for your loftwing /j
nickthecatbear: Friend?
Nuurgle: friend computer
L0rdX33n: I tried to set a map pin on a dragon, i was sad it didnt stick
iSmartMan1: Where is my 5D polyrendering!? -5/10
AugmentingPath: That's a long dragon
Lysander_salamander: oh neat
NotCainNorAbel: hands
RandomTrivia: I want one
accountmadeforants: Oh it's got a little broom symbol
SeismicLawns: oh he's a great gay dad
matthaus_c: Frampt?
Sarah_Serinde:
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: hands.
Lysander_salamander: nice
GrassVortex:
surprise friend
PhorrestGaze: is that a broom icon?
KV1NN4:
friend?
nickthecatbear:
betweenmyself: Sweeper Bot Five Thousand is here to serve… Not you though, DIEDIEDIE!
fiftymcnasty: Hands!
saucemaster5000: no disassemble!
Lysander_salamander: oh nice
volraths_bane: He reminds me of the old robot from ReBoot
Laserbeaks_Fury: More Skeikah iconography
nickthecatbear: Selfie time!
Viewers_Like_You: It's your new OLED Switch!
Noy2222: I asked for a Steam Deck!
RandomTrivia: Hopefully Link will be nicer to these than Ian and Heather were to the cleaner bots in HiFi Rush
iSmartMan1: From Wii U to Switch!
Lysander_salamander: Purah made her own pads!
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh yeah, big Phong energy
DoodlestheGreat: Don't worry, someone's probably started making plush versions of that thing as soon as the game launched.
Lysander_salamander: so cool
saucemaster5000: (link starts playing mario)
GlennSeto: Custom case mods in 3...2...
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KV1NN4:
oneupthextraman: now link has his own switch
accountmadeforants: If you ever feel like complaining about your screen's bezels, consider that it could have a bunch of greebles over it, instead.
GlennSeto: @saucemaster5000 Or Zelda 1.
TehAmelie: Street Fighter 6 looks different from what i expected
Lysander_salamander: time, you say
matthaus_c: Link was already a switch
RandomTrivia: Oooooh, capitalized names in coloured lettering!
Viewers_Like_You: Very big "Defeat Ganon" vibes
Laserbeaks_Fury: Time, you say
Nuurgle:
Oracle of Seasons/ Oracle of Time?? 
DoodlestheGreat: "The gardens of Parsley, Sage, & Rosemary are the next island over."
Viewers_Like_You: "Temple of Time" is a franchise
jacqui_lantern234: im naming our new friend "Stewart"
Lysander_salamander: oh, there's another steward further over
Foxmar320: Temple of Times pop up everywhere
saucemaster5000: it's a lonely place? Is it a hotel? In California?
Laserbeaks_Fury: On second thought, let's not go to the Temple of Time. It is a lonely place.
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 approved
TehAmelie: we won't have a Scarborough fair until we get some scars
iSmartMan1: Beej, you don't even know the half of how big this game is
Lysander_salamander: nice that Link is skeptical
matthaus_c: what kind of weapon can scar a borough anyway
Izandai:
@iSmartMan1
Nuurgle: and this map could be like the dungeon maps in the past, where there's a different one for each "floor" layer
DoodlestheGreat: @TehAmelie That arm of his looks pretty ranched.
Earthenone: link doubts friend computer?
fiftymcnasty: One construct always lies and one always tells the truth
GlennSeto: @matthaus_c Poverty.
Izandai: It's me!
adept_nekomancer: @matthaus_c A fairly good one
TehAmelie: i will like it if this map is all just like level 1
before_damage: It’s the temple of time so who knows what’s been going on
big_blue_man: this game is bigger than i originally thought it was it's that big
before_damage: Zelden Ring!
L0rdX33n: And one construct stabs people that ask smartarse questions?
saucemaster5000: "we just went over this, kid...."
Noy2222: HANDS!
L0rdX33n: Hand!
jpost042: show hand
DoodlestheGreat: MANOS! The Hands of Link!
GlennSeto: Needlessly showing off.
L0rdX33n: Bridge get
Ritaspirithntr: @big_blue_man Yeah, add it to category of Portal 2 and God of War Ragnarok where the sequel is 3 times as big and dense as the original.
Nuurgle: that bridge just uh entered itself
Tikosh_: why would you even retract that bridge.. there are no ships
betweenmyself: Hey we need to extend the bridge, somebody go grab the bridge leaf.
Tikosh_:
do it. 
jessicaengle: Lemme get those Grumblecakes
spicyFerret_: I showed you my hand, please respond
TXC2: !break
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DoodlestheGreat: Fluid rotaing time!
TehAmelie: break on through the commerical side
Astramentha: o7
jessicaengle: o7
Earthenone: !prime
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Viewers_Like_You: To activate bridge, high five the sign
TehAmelie: oh jeez i apologize to the Doors for that one
before_damage: I don’t see commercials
wildpeaks: 9 ads ?? jesus Twitch
nickthecatbear: Anyone else getting a bunch of ads even when they're subscribed?
GlennSeto: Wonder how far off the Moonbase move is. Saw the update on Insta, but have no concept of what else goes into such renovations.
Tikosh_: I am more surprised I am not getting any ads without being subscribed
Ritaspirithntr:
I’d play this non-stop all day, but my switch is forcing me to take brakes. The fan is audible and it gets a little warm when running this game. 
Nuurgle: @Tikosh_ wildpeaks got all of yours
wildpeaks:
must be
Tikosh_: or my adblock is working..
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GlennSeto: eh, Twitch seems pretty good at adapting to this these days
wildpeaks: and for some reason, amazon really wants to sell me baby diapers
KBKarma: Beej is gone! Panic! Confusion! Flatulence!
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GlennSeto: Right, the boys finished Dead Space...
wildpeaks:
oh wow, thank you
nickthecatbear: Yeah, I'm subscribed and have an adblock and still get ads. le sigh
RandomTrivia: Oh cool, they actually are doing RE4 remake
groovemancery:
@wildpeaks there you go, no more ads. 
beowuuf: looking forward to chill power wash times
GlennSeto: They are very hype for RE4.
GlennSeto:
Wonder how Adam will like remake Salazar.
TXC2: do you reckon they'll remake RE5 ?
RandomTrivia: Was it RE4 or 5 where the boulder punch happens? I have a feeling that was 5
RandomTrivia: I hope so
Leonhart321: It was 5
RandomTrivia: If only so people who started with 8 can understand the origin of the callback
TXC2: then we remake 6 and loop contuines
TXC2: and we're back
beowuuf: wb
KBKarma: Oh thank heavens, Beej is back.
L0rdX33n: Hi Beej
fiftymcnasty: I think you are fine on the right
Viewers_Like_You: Left would probably be better long-term
Ritaspirithntr: You will be blocking stuff eventually, but not yet
Foxmar320: Tears is so good
TXC2: HANDS!
RandomTrivia: H A N D S
Lysander_salamander: hands?
DeM0nFiRe: ✋
DoodlestheGreat: haaaaaaaaaaaaaands...
TXC2: (jazzhands)
before_damage: I thought you two only got one copy to share?
KBKarma: Also, that *was* the Sheikah Slate, then Purah fucked with it, and now it's the Purah Par.
PhlibbertyGib: Yea, I think left makes sense, as your near the state status and minimap
Sibwow: scripulous fingore's revenge
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zectifin: ok but how many lewd creations are you going to make beej?
KBKarma: *pad
betweenmyself:
I prefer Beej dead center of the screen and three hundred percent larger
JoeTrollo:
Lysander_salamander:
DoodlestheGreat: Very wise!
TXC2: Hello Heather
DeM0nFiRe:
RandomTrivia:
Heather!
Foxmar320: Hi Heather
Sarah_Serinde:
Hi Heather
iSmartMan1: HEATHER
TehAmelie: surprise Heather!
beowuuf:
heather!
GrassVortex:
oh no, more good game to play
jacqui_lantern234: cause youre lovely heather!
jacqui_lantern234: thats why were talking about you!!!
wildpeaks:
SnackPak_: true love
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: #RelationshipGoals
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Foxmar320:
jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHA
TehAmelie: bold move
WowoT: Apparently the speedrun for this game is 94 minutes
GlennSeto: nawwwww
SnackPak_: d'aw
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHAHA
wildpeaks:
daww
beowuuf: aaaaaaw
accountmadeforants:
GrassVortex:
big_blue_man: electrifying
DeM0nFiRe:
KV1NN4: nyaww XD
TXC2: !clips
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jacqui_lantern234: lmfao
GlennSeto: You're very cute together.
accountmadeforants: Remember to always say MAWP when kissing
L0rdX33n: D’awwww
jessicaengle: Spicy kiss
KV1NN4: spark's still there! XD
jacqui_lantern234: gosh, heather and beej are relationship goals
TehAmelie: hmm is this a Dark Souls?
iSmartMan1: Appul
accountmadeforants: @TehAmelie The producer has literally said the theme of this game is "hands". Which makes it a Dark Souls.
TXC2: jacqui_lantern234 Honestly every couple in LRR is relationship goals
niccus: apple de vide
fiftymcnasty: priceless antique pottery
jacqui_lantern234:
je m'APPLE
DoodlestheGreat: It's a pot farm.
Foxmar320: Link is showing a lot of restraint around all those pots
GlennSeto: "New" takes on a whole new meaning on their implied timescale.
Lysander_salamander: oh cool
iSmartMan1: I'm amazed Link is able to resist breaking those pots instantly
GrassVortex: yuuup, those small details are on lots of things
big_blue_man: this game has a lot of really great attention to detail, it's so nice
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAHA
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
accountmadeforants: This is how all backseat messages start
iSmartMan1: STEWARD HAS BECOME CHAT
GlennSeto: They're being very considerate about it.
niccus: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
SnackPak_: that's our job
RandomTrivia: Hey look, it's us, Twitch Chat!
TehAmelie: can we put that in !advice?
jacqui_lantern234: LMAO IT US CHAT
DoodlestheGreat: It's gonna be a meme, you know it.
Sarah_Serinde: An uncanny resemblance
iSmartMan1: There we go!
GlennSeto: Beej, do you want a refresher on the backflips?
before_damage: Chat doesn’t need to ask before offering unsolicited advice
jacqui_lantern234:
@Sarah_Serinde theres "uncanny resemblance" and then theres "being actively called out"
betweenmyself: X for jumping/backflips while locked on
TXC2: Chat: offering unsolicited advise since 2013
Von_Maverik: <message deleted>https://www.ebay.it/itm/155552236734 this is great to start
iris_of_ether: Yeet
Lysander_salamander: hahaha
RandomTrivia: Welp
Lysander_salamander: oh neat
saucemaster5000: that branch died
NotCainNorAbel: some body is liek WTF...where did that come from
KBKarma: Look out below?
JKBalch: I think the steward is gardening
Noy2222: Look man, it's dirt, it's everywhere, it's fine
TehAmelie: down the hatch?
DoodlestheGreat: He's probably looking for mushrooms.
GlennSeto: oh wow, it just hit me how much the stewards sound like machines from Nier
jacqui_lantern234:
@NotCainNorAbel "thats the 4th stick this week!!!!"
TXC2:
like tunic
Lysander_salamander: frog!
TXC2: froggy!
RandomTrivia: Frogge
L0rdX33n: Yum
saucemaster5000: kermit's gonna die
wildpeaks: friend-shaped frog
GedankenPalast_: With the pad comes a hud
KBKarma: Yeah, with the Purah Pad.
before_damage: You had them for a bit
GlennSeto: good question, but they're definitely there
MommaGart: Oh yeah speaking of meters I think it would be great for you to be on Screen Left
TehAmelie: those are some rad effin lily pads, i have to say
iSmartMan1: Don't ask us, your head is covering that part of the screen
Viewers_Like_You: Moving to left would be good at this point, because UI
TehAmelie: would jump on personally
KBKarma: Yeah, looks like it's time to go left.
wildpeaks: as is tradition
jacqui_lantern234: i was FULLY expecting a korok when beej just lifted the rock
TehAmelie: to "move" left, to be fair, is not like going left
Foxmar320: I expect a korok under every rock always
betweenmyself: They add UI elements gradually. Really helps to prevent information overload right out the gate
spicyFerret_: !advice
LRRbot: Dance like nobody's eating.
RandomTrivia: As ever, Link's arms do not represent actual lifting power
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RandomTrivia: And still no Koroks, how disappointing
GlennSeto: Eh, I think the heart meter is what chat will focus on anyway.
saucemaster5000: poor robots just doing what they were programmed to do
RandomTrivia: *boing*
MommaGart: @LoadingReadyRun Could you move face cam to left so we can see the UI?
fiftymcnasty: Lens flair!
iSmartMan1: Lens flare
TXC2: science time!
MommaGart:
thanks Beej!
Xed_Regulus: I saw a raven eating a pigeon live in my parking garage this week
RandomTrivia: Oh that's a HOLE
iSmartMan1: Thanks Beej
TehAmelie: !holes
LRRbot: Mugs are portable holes.
spicyFerret_:
I 
hole.
TehAmelie: and urns, really
jacqui_lantern234: gosh, this game is real pretty
ylegm: now T-pose for majesty
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wildpeaks: are links an invasive specie in this ecosystem ?
TXC2:
wildpeaks well he's a person, so yes
DoodlestheGreat: Yeah, there's a lot of things you've done so far that most streamers have missed entirely.
Sibwow: the legend of zelda franchise is full of weird guys
jacqui_lantern234:
are they present tents, past tents, or future tents?!
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cuttlefishman: but we cannot... we cannot pet the dog
RandomTrivia: @jacqui_lantern234 Get back here so we can appreciate your puns directly!
betweenmyself: The game does seem to supply you with ample arrows, which is nice.
Nuurgle: Hyrule is fucking intents
iSmartMan1: @cuttlefishman You can still feed the dog
GlennSeto: And the horsies!
mitomanox: just like in Planet Earth
TXC2: ganon's gone, time for infrastructure!
TehAmelie: bit like Shadow of Mordor, where your battles have a kind of wider general effect on the orc invasion, is it?
before_damage: Link’s about to repopulate hyrule singlehandedly
Viewers_Like_You: how dare you enjoy videogame
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wildpeaks: it's a chill game, there's no rush
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, hell no, beej. You keep at it this way. It's how I'd play it, too.
GedankenPalast_: Thats the way I play
Fistacles: Zelda is like the only game where i find i take my time in
GrassVortex:
I play it the same way, I explore each corner before making progress for the most part
GedankenPalast_: No Mainquests are getting done
TXC2: they don't, and it's good that people play the same game differently
before_damage: No LRR member has even enjoyed a video game
yalc321: Im 100% here for Beej trundles around the starting area for 4 hours todya
Sarah_Serinde: Obviously people have different preferences, but there are definitely a lot of us who like playing this way
RandomTrivia: "Yeah, yeah, some demon king returned, sure, I'll get to that eventually"
HungryTanuki: It's nice that you can enjoy this game at your own pace
RandomTrivia: "First I need to look behind that hill"
TabbyLavalamp: Was there a Kurok flower in one of those rooms?
DoodlestheGreat: Again, you've found so many things that others have not.
Viewers_Like_You: Pro tip for the impatient: You can go play it yourself and go at whatever pace you want!
jacqui_lantern234:
if anyones expecting focused gameplay, this isnt the place
before_damage: Would I like you to get to the cool thin faster? Yes. Is my opinion more valid then the person experiencing the game? No.
Sarah_Serinde: I put like 40 hours into BotW without actually touching any divine beastes
Metalupis: yeah, i tend to wander off and just explore in open world games, i had so many shrines done in BotW before i did the first beast
LordZarano: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
TXC2: !point
LRRbot: If you came here hoping for there to be a point to this, I have bad news for you.
TehAmelie: eeh i'll wait for the PC adaptation
TehAmelie:
Sarah_Serinde: Also chat, we don't need to scold imaginary people for being impatient
GedankenPalast_: I'm playing on pc...
Earthenone: R for rock
RandomTrivia: The lower notes here sound like Tenor Sax to me
yalc321: A baboon you say?
RandomTrivia: But there could well be a bassoon in there somewhere
before_damage: Why Beej? Those constructs were just doing there jobs.
RandomTrivia:
@yalc321 Nah, Trombone Champ is a different stream
iSmartMan1: I love the cool little easter egg whenever Link cooks now
betweenmyself: To be fair with a new game you definitely want time to learn to recognize how the game signals various objects and mechanics.
KBKarma: COOKERY!
jacqui_lantern234: NEW
rentar42: apple soup!
KBKarma: Oh, there's a recipe section now!
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: Cooking!
saucemaster5000: I wish it made that sound when I cooked...
Viewers_Like_You: I like his humming while he cooks
Ritaspirithntr: Beej, the Humming in this game is great when cooking. Recommend listening carefully!
jacqui_lantern234:
THERES A RECIPE SECTION?!?!? YESSSS
DoodlestheGreat: Oh thank god...
TehAmelie: by the way have people heard the story of the fantasy author who got copped using food recipes from BotW and then everyone had fun with it?
TXC2: Check Recipe: Private eye!
before_damage: How did 5 apples create a orange?
RandomTrivia: The humming somehow manages to make him even more adorable
KBKarma: @TehAmelie Yup. He's Irish, so bad reputation for us. Also, he had a fight with the Auschwitz Memorial.
jacqui_lantern234: @before_damage good question. next question
iSmartMan1: THERE it is!
Noy2222: Things are getting spicy for the pepper
TehAmelie: oof
saucemaster5000: yeah the humming is really great
rentar42: what is it for those who don't know it?
Dmc3628: muy Picante
RandomTrivia: It is!
DoodlestheGreat: Now the shrooms! Now the shrooms!
GlennSeto:
Yeah, Epona's song.
TXC2:
I want a mod that replaces these sounds with Bobby Macfarin
big_blue_man: again, attention to detail. this game feels like THE zelda appreciation game
iSmartMan1: Yes, there are many songs
tolchuk123: Its getting late for me so i am saying goodbye
TehAmelie: i could go for a barbequed mushroom right now
RandomTrivia: Hmm, couldn't immediately identify that one
iSmartMan1: Song of Storms?
mitomanox: delish
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I think song of storms
Ritaspirithntr: Song of storms yeah
LibraryWitchKei: Yeah Song of Storms
KBKarma: I WAS UNAWARE OF THAT.
jacqui_lantern234: OH NO
GlennSeto: You know it, but it's bit of a deep cut.
TehAmelie: our pan is about the same size as the Lordvessel. coincidence?
Ritaspirithntr: RECIPES ARE GREAT!!!!
saucemaster5000: the recipe book freaking rules
fiftymcnasty: gotta catch them all
sephsays: this is so good
betweenmyself: So many LAYERS!
jacqui_lantern234:
RandomTrivia: Uh
TXC2: we gonna be here ALLLLLL day
before_damage: Is Beej unhappy with something?
GlennSeto: mh, I think it was the Ballad of the Windfish.
SnackPak_: oh yeah
iSmartMan1: I think the very first one (before Lon Lon Ranch) was the main theme
betweenmyself:
Have fun completionists!
SquareDotCube: Oh nooooo
RandomTrivia: I thought that might have been the beginning of the Ballad of the Wind Fish
rentar42: "baked in" ...
jacqui_lantern234: @betweenmyself have fun 100% speedrunners!!!!!
matthaus_c: violence specifically against Jirard Khalil
GlennSeto: Let's do shrooms and get baked. - Beej, 2023
KBKarma: Closer.
Nuurgle: hot wings?
iSmartMan1: That's gonna make the 100% completion speedrun a NIGHTMARE
TehAmelie: i so hated the skewers in Cook, Serve, Delicious. but maybe this cooking game is more forgiving
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SquareDotCube: Now watch as the recipes tie into a playing card minigame
wildpeaks: so it's baking food when it's near the fire, Arx Fatalis style ?
iSmartMan1: I think you might need a campfire for baked apples
GlennSeto: Was that just his BotW cooking song?
Metalupis: light a branch on fire to bake it?
TXC2: I reckon the hearts are directly correlated to the number of items used
iSmartMan1: Lon Lon again
TehAmelie: who wants to bake apples anyway? any given fruit is better raw #controversialopinion
RandomTrivia: That's so adorable I just cannot
iSmartMan1: Main Theme
RandomTrivia: The OVERWORLD!
RandomTrivia: GAME GOOD
SnackPak_: that's a very nice touch
matthaus_c: Nintendo just jamming the game full of endorphins
L0rdX33n: Omelette du fromage?
before_damage: What do you get when you cook the zonal charge and frog together?
ylegm: hoo boy
gehennam_reborn: Cook the frog
SquareDotCube: What is a bird leg but a meat skewer already skewered
DoodlestheGreat: Maybe an egg & a mushroom?
SeismicLawns: Oh no they're numbered
RandomTrivia: "Simply fry egg" could be in !advice
TehAmelie: eggs don't grow on trees you know
iSmartMan1: Zelda'e Lullaby
SeismicLawns: bigger omelet
GlennSeto: yeah
RandomTrivia: Zelda's Lullaby!#
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah I think so
RandomTrivia:
GlennSeto: So, did the series main theme play anywhere in BotW, outside of the credits?
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rentar42: spicy apple omlette?
SquareDotCube: More mushrooms?
wildpeaks: Link learned archelogy isn't his thind and decides to become a world renowned chef instead
KBKarma: Try add *two* mushrooms next time.
iSmartMan1: Lon Lon
RedRaptor: Can that omelette be attached to an arrow?
RandomTrivia: I just want to listen to Link humming fragments of iconic soundtracks for the rest of the evening
iSmartMan1: @redraptor No Fuze yet
Earthenone: you are in the right place @RandomTrivia
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie That's VERY cursed
saucemaster5000: @TehAmelie why did you put that in my brain
TehAmelie:
RedRaptor: @iSmartMan1 Ahhh. Ok. I look forward to aggressive breakfast maneuvers.
rentar42: so there's at least 112 recipies NOT counting the variations?
ylegm: MY EYES AMELIE
SeismicLawns: i mean, you can
KBKarma: @TehAmelie Thanks, I hate it.
GlennSeto: @wildpeaks I think he and Zelda are at least platonic partners in this, so he probably cooks for them anyway.
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mitomanox:
I'll HAVE to cook an omelet now.
iSmartMan1: Who else remembers Round Egg?
betweenmyself:
Given the voluminous track selection in Smash Ultimate, maybe we’ll have “Link humming” tracks in the next Smash
BrowneePoints: Did you hear him humming yet?
RandomTrivia: @BrowneePoints Yep, we've been enjoying that for the last few minutes!
iSmartMan1: @browneepoints Yes, very amused
BrowneePoints: Such a nice little touch
RandomTrivia: Sure is
Sarah_Serinde: Beej you really don't need to apologize for playing the way you want to play
wildpeaks: do we really need to save the world ? we could just retire here, the place is chill and happy
iSmartMan1: Has anyone made a comprehensive list of all of Link's cooking songs?
GlennSeto: I mean, I can see where the enjoyment of listening for it would come from.
zectifin: my ears are terrible the song sounds the same everytime for me
BrowneePoints: It sounds like bassoon and alto sax maybe
gehennam_reborn: Honestly, I was kinda worried I'd get spoiled watching this stream, but then I remembered how long it will be, and instantly felt relieved.
BrowneePoints: Nope that's a tenor you're right
rentar42: birb
gehennam_reborn: I should say, spoiled past where I am.
rentar42: that's what she said?
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: !phrasing
LRRbot: "Phrasing has never been a thing and I will never do it even once." —Ian Horner, 2021
KBKarma: Kill the chocobo!
L0rdX33n: Meat!
BrowneePoints: Sounds like Tenor Sax and Clarinets
saucemaster5000: they really look rideable, but I haven't figured out if you can yet
L0rdX33n: But not bird meat?
Ritaspirithntr: Odd that it drops meat and not poultry
BrowneePoints: With some alto peppered in
Earthenone: you are just adopting the mating ritual of the times
SeismicLawns: you could have stopped that sentence whenever you wanted
rentar42: "your lack of cooperation forced me to terminated our partnership"
before_damage: You gotta imagine butchers aren’t a think in hyrule if all the meat butchers itself
betweenmyself:
It’s only sociopathic if you cook that meat and try to feed it to the other birds.
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: the best my ears can do is that they're reedy
rentar42: oh, more tutorial
wildpeaks: this ecosystem is so chill, we might be the bad guy
iSmartMan1: LONG stick!
TXC2: looong looong stick!
L0rdX33n: Lot of elk and rhinos to hunt for steak to turn into money
RandomTrivia:
I hear they grow those in Long Long Ranch
TXC2: we Aang now
rentar42: that is a quite a sizable stick indeed
TehAmelie: not ever game is Terra Nil, sometimes you just good around and cause a negligible amount of eco damage
iSmartMan1: @randomtrivia GET IN THE SEA
TehAmelie: goof
RandomTrivia:
TXC2: feels like we'd need a double jump
RandomTrivia: *45 minutes of Link beaning himself into the ground later...*
saucemaster5000: @RandomTrivia you win the day
SeismicLawns: e g g
RandomTrivia: E G G
Laserbeaks_Fury: I want a hero with a short skirt and a looonglooong stick
BrowneePoints: Yea publishing partnership with Devolver apparently?
SquareDotCube: Cool! What about... Normally?
Astramentha: It’s free on mobile too. I have on my iPad.
RedRaptor: I've been playing Into the Breach on the go thanks to the Netflix gaming thing.
KBKarma: KICK HIS ASS.
iSmartMan1: Long stick + egg = Long Egg?
groovemancery: lol. I just fast travelled to a place, and looked away while it loaded, only to see myself get struck by lightning and die when I looked back
rentar42: such a duderino
L0rdX33n: I spent 20 minutes trying to make that jump. I’m pretty sure it can’t be done yet
TehAmelie: on Steam it costs 25 euros. totally worth it though
wildpeaks: boop'd
saucemaster5000: get kilik'd
Laserbeaks_Fury: Kilik gaming
SeismicLawns: those robits can take a hit
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:47:03.
TehAmelie: !updog
LRRbot:
The stream has been live for 12:31:06.
rentar42: what's the "sword number" on the weapons? just vague "stability" or something more specific?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Damage
KBKarma: Strength
iSmartMan1: @rentar42 Damage
KBKarma: Your objective is the big building to your left.
saucemaster5000: Zelda third of the triforce is pateince
rentar42: farting around before saving the world and/or close relatives is a time-honored tradition in every rpg ... almost mandatory, I'd say
ANeMzero: last time it took him over 100 years so whatever amount of time you take now will be a massive improvement.
RandomTrivia: Zelda has probably already taken charge wherever she is, and stuff is actually getting done
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, last time she waited 1000 years, right?
before_damage: You think Zelda and Ganon play checkers while they wait for link?
Earthenone: the one game where link had a time limit he bent time and space to cheat it anyways
betweenmyself: Look up
iSmartMan1: @laserbeaks_fury 100 years
Laserbeaks_Fury: yeah I hit 0 too many times
KBKarma: Fishk!
TehAmelie: insert joke about the npcs tricking you into saying "not at all" to repeat their entire monologue
saucemaster5000: (Zelda emerges like Rita Repulsa)
BrowneePoints: Zelda and Ganom obviously talk about how Link is the lazy one of the Polycule
BrowneePoints: Ganon*
heyheyitssteve: @saucemaster5000 "Time to conquer Hyrule!"
Earthenone: i miss save points, im sure im in the minority though
KBKarma: I forget which dragon that is. I can never remember which is which.
rentar42: there's your arrow dispenser
RandomTrivia: Oh hey, something environmental
Earthenone: it was nice having a self check in every 20 min or so reminding you to check if you can keep going
RandomTrivia: That robot had a bow!
wildpeaks: Bow of the wild
saucemaster5000: @KBKarma I was trying to tell this morning. Might be a new one? not sure
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heyheyitssteve: @RandomTrivia It was a bowbot
TehAmelie: Ganon has some kind of only-one-male-per-generation thing going on, i hear? very weird. especially with his two moms who turn into one person sometimes
racoonius: Hi Beej. And ofc hi everyone ☺️
iSmartMan1: I still hope that one day, something in official Zelda canon will show Ganondorf before he awakens the memories of his reincarnations
RandomTrivia:
@heyheyitssteve 
Well played
BrowneePoints: @kbkarma I think it's Lanayru. Looks like a sheep head
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's like in Pokemon where they tease the Legendary at the beginning
MommaGart: Hey Mods can we get rid of that bot?
RandomTrivia:
MommaGart: nice
betweenmyself: @loadibgreadyrun You can view your bow selector menu by pulling out your bow then pressing right on the dpad.
TehAmelie:
yay mods
BrowneePoints: So far, they've been MUCH more generous with arrows in this one
DeM0nFiRe:
iSmartMan1: But for now, I'll have to settle for Tale of Two Rulers
rentar42: oh, a skate-ramp!
Laserbeaks_Fury: lol
RedRaptor: "Oh! A Rushroom!" says Scooby Doo
jvetting83: skate park
saucemaster5000: I keep getting worried I'm gonna run out of arrows, but it hasn't happened yet
saucemaster5000: (I use the bow a lot)
before_damage: Zelden Ring!
GedankenPalast_: Good'ol arrow angst
KBKarma: Same. I've been close.
BrowneePoints: I've run out of arrows and I use the bow a lot
TXC2: we gonna Bob burnquist this shit!
SeismicLawns: link gets sonic shoes
rentar42: fire, exclamation mark
BrowneePoints: But that was after a 2hr hunting excursion.
ANeMzero: Skateboarding, in a third person action game? What is this Metal Gear Solid 2: Substance?
iSmartMan1: THIS is where you roast apples
OharaRenji: To quote from Wheeler's stream, "Rollin' around at the speed of sound!"
RandomTrivia:
racoonius: Wil you maybe ve doing a watch and play series of this game or just gonna enjoy it for yourself at home???🙂
Sarah_Serinde: @racoonius Beej plans to play it at home after this stream
BrowneePoints: Link is gonna throw his Soaps on and eat Chili Dogs
Sarah_Serinde: And not on stream
TehAmelie: is it weird if your foremost obstacle for using a ranged weapon in a fantasy game is preparing ammunition? it seems weird
ANeMzero: Other ways to get things roasted is have it stream on Twitch
jacqui_lantern234: so, chat, i have cool unrelated news. im getting a used gooseneck kettle tomorrow for only 5 bucks
Laserbeaks_Fury: Got me runnin' like a cyclone
betweenmyself: Sorry, I was programmed with face blindness. My creator is a dick.
KBKarma: @jacqui_lantern234 Awww yeah, gonna bloom that coffee so good!
niccus: cooking is disgestion, yeah
racoonius: @sarah_serinde sad but i totally understand
Earthenone: its a more sanitary pre digestion
saucemaster5000: @jacqui_lantern234 That's super awesome!
KBKarma: Little closer?
iSmartMan1: @racoonius He said earlier that he's going to steal the office copy of the game and play it at home while his wife plays their personal copy in another room
SquareDotCube: It should smoke when near
racoonius: Hahaha
before_damage: The question is did our bodies adapt to like nutrient rich cooked foods or did they already taste good?
GlennSeto:
oh no
jacqui_lantern234: i already have an electric gooseneck kettle. i want a stove-top one for camping purposes
RandomTrivia:
Beej still playing it like a text adventure
sephsays: that apple knows its own fate
TehAmelie: it must be love if you're playing two instances of a single player game side by side
GlennSeto: @RandomTrivia It's pretty much an immersive sim, so he's not wrong.
TDawgBR: this game needs pens
iSmartMan1: Chewy Egg
RandomTrivia:
Oh goodness 
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gotta Cook 'Em All
betweenmyself: Baked Apple: items descriptions are hard. Just let me go home to my family!
jacqui_lantern234:
@TDawgBR but what about Pen Pineapple Apple Pens?
GlennSeto: "Can we put more recipes than Koroks into this?"
rentar42: I like how they added a 3d-world and a combat system to this cooking simulator, really enhances the experience.
SquareDotCube: The discovery of boiled eggs in BotW is great
TXC2:
recipes are this game's Kuroks
TDawgBR: I'd guess i'm about 2-3 hours ahead of Beej (I also just got the game today) and I'm just stunned / overwhelmed by what might be possible in this game
jacqui_lantern234: @betweenmyself i love how accurate this is XD
RandomTrivia:
"disaster" usually
Earthenone: QR codes for your sheika slate?
KBKarma: @jacqui_lantern234 Gonna bloom that coffee while camping !
iSmartMan1: Be patient, Beej, that comes later
BrowneePoints: Let's sit around the campfire and cook our campfire egg. Our C a m p f i r e E g g Egg. If you don't think we can cook it faster then you're wrong..
KBKarma: Crack an ag, cause I bet you can't.
UnusuallyLargeMoth: sorry I need to get this off my chest, I'm still super upset that TotK didn't give me any niceties for dealing with WEAPON DURABILITY
iSmartMan1: @earthenone Pura Pad
UnusuallyLargeMoth: it was literally the one stone in the shoe for me in BotW
betweenmyself: @tdawgbr just about to exit the starting area. Cool new mechanics. Good stuff
jacqui_lantern234: @KBKarma i do some camping events in the Society for Creative Anachronism. the goal is to just buy a bunch of beans and brew coffee for literally everyone
rentar42: eggs are basically s a build-your-own-bird kit
GlennSeto:
@iSmartMan1 I still refuse to call it that.
TDawgBR: I have just finished the 3rd temple
TXC2: Birds! they're back, in egg form!
KBKarma: @jacqui_lantern234 Nice! I'm guessing you have a way to grind masses of beans? And probably something like a Chemex?
TDawgBR: and I'm trying to figure out gliders
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: Good effort
KBKarma: Animals don't have stamina metres.
KBKarma: *meters
NotCainNorAbel: we have all lost some stamina over the last few years
fiftymcnasty: Our plans to depopulate this island is failing
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAHA
TDawgBR: does beej have a bow yet?
TehAmelie: my preference would be, if you have to have a limited inventory, have three or four levels of inventory: mobile storage spaces with movement speed balanced against size
Juliamon: Get emu'd
BrowneePoints: Have you ever met an Ostrich?
sephsays: No longer the top of the food chain!
rentar42: is it aggression when you hit them first?
Metalupis: bodied
betweenmyself: @tdawgbr you can kinda direct them by adjusting your weight
saucemaster5000:
alright that made me laugh 
Inkymouse: @notcainnorabel moooood
GlennSeto:
@Juliamon Not something Nintendo likes to hear around this game. 
KBKarma: You cornered them.
polygonalpizza: It didn't run away. It missed.
jacqui_lantern234: @KBKarma i was gonna get them pre-ground at the cafe. i have a plastic filter holder and i was gonna use 1L mason jars as containers for the joe
TabbyLavalamp: I'm going to miss just bombing trees and picking the apples off the ground.
betweenmyself:
@tdawgbr but lets be a tad circumspect so we don’t spoil things for Beej
iSmartMan1: @glennseto Okay, THAT was clever
iSmartMan1: Vibes are important
jacqui_lantern234: @KBKarma i also know people with camper vans with fridges, so storing dairy is no problem
KBKarma: Good idea.
SurfDownstage:
TehAmelie:
KBKarma:
mods
iSmartMan1:
TDawgBR: agreed, I was trying to be as vague as possible.
HungryTanuki:
mods
iSmartMan1: Just don't try whistle-sprinting
GedankenPalast_:
Thank you mods
TDawgBR: apologies if my judgement wasn't strict enough
TXC2: TDawgBR don't worry, it wasn't about you, but yes please no spoilers
betweenmyself: I will say I was a bit surprised how quickly physics objects will reset with distance
Ritaspirithntr:
Yeah, it hit me really hard losing all those hearts. Also kept double tapping jump in this section for a non-existent paraglider.
rentar42: "I've got some cold resistance, so I darn well will find me some cold to resist!"
Sarah_Serinde: It is good to remember that saying "has the streamer found this specific thing yet" is a spoiler on its own
niccus: @betweenmyself just like irl
GlennSeto: Chat, do you prioritize heart or stamina upgrade in your game?
KBKarma: Wait hang on. Hang the fuck on. I just realised that the temperature gauge lists Fahrenheit. So... there's a Daniel Gabriel Fahrenheit in Hyrule?
rentar42: this game fits so much area in it!
KBKarma: And, in Europe, an Anders Celcius?
TDawgBR: I'm still in the middle of Jedi Survivor, but just couldn't hold out on TotK. And I regret nothing.
jacqui_lantern234: @GlennSeto in BotW: early game, stamina. late game, hearts
saucemaster5000: @KBKarma they measure temperatures in Farore
KBKarma: Not Din?
TXC2: KBKarma lets say it's translation convention
KBKarma: I thought Din was the fire person.
RedRaptor: I am curious how a spicy fruit and mushroom mix would taste...
RandomTrivia: Still adorable
rentar42: oh, the animation!
GedankenPalast_: early game stamina, yea
KBKarma: @TXC2 Oh, I know. I'm just pointing out stuff I notice.
saucemaster5000: @KBKarma look I don't make the rules
TehAmelie: it would be pretty impressive for a fantasy setting to make up its own temperature scale. and frustrating and contrary
rentar42: how convenient that spicy peppers grow hwer they are needed
BrowneePoints: In this one early stamina isn't QUITE as important as it was in BotW
TDawgBR: so is the 2nd temple for beej?
BrowneePoints: @tdawgbr hes on the tutorial island
rentar42: stick to the stick
TXC2: time to axe some questions!
GlennSeto: The funny thing is, that the unit of temperature does not matter at all on that scale, just the zone colors.
KBKarma: Yeah.
RandomTrivia:
KBKarma: Look out, robits.
GlennSeto: Cheese it!
Earthenone: bleep borp
RandomTrivia:
rentar42: alarm noises and projectiles, what's not to love
saucemaster5000: (these chucklefarts killed me twice)
TXC2:
"I don't like anything that just happened there" me, on waking up
RandomTrivia:
Are you gonna let those robots tell you where not to go?
RedRaptor: Not nearly as terrifying a sound as the first time a Guardian chases you in BotW.
TehAmelie: chucklefart may be my favorite new word of the day
iSmartMan1: @tdawgbr He probably won't even get to the ground by the end of this stream, and that's fine
LordZarano: Time to crate: 2 hours
TehAmelie: but "soupcoolers" is a close contender
saucemaster5000: just pooting out new words, happy to oblige, @TehAmelie
TehAmelie: (means lips)
Gekyouryuu: I do like Link humming little tunes when he cooks
GedankenPalast_: Huds often distract me too much, so I'm very happy that I can turn this one off
TDawgBR: yep, I'm only slightly ahead of this point. I'm still in the starting zone, but have completed my 3rd temple
BrowneePoints: OH you mean Shrine
GedankenPalast_: I'm on my way to the 3rd shrine
iSmartMan1: Oh, THOSE! In that case, he doesn't know the "temples" even exist yet
BrowneePoints: Oh wait that's where you're supposed to find this?
TDawgBR: oh, oops
betweenmyself: Tadah!
KBKarma: @BrowneePoints There's another place to get it.
KBKarma: I got it elsewhere.
BrowneePoints: I know @kbkarma
iSmartMan1: @browneepoints I think I've seen at least two other places to get that
rentar42: friend?
KBKarma: News to me. I thought it was just the one.
TDawgBR: BAD ROBOT
TDawgBR: why is JJ Abrams in this game?
iSmartMan1: @kbkarma I think you get it either immediately after the Ultrahand shrine or at a place with Zonai devices if you're before the Ultrahand shrine
TXC2:
TDawgBR he works cheap
rentar42: yellow exclamation marks? I think those guys wanna give you a quest
GlennSeto: YES
TXC2: good science we've done there
RandomTrivia:
KBKarma: I, uh... think you're in trouble.
GlennSeto: oh, apologies, I thought this was a question for us
wildpeaks: now we know, for science
rentar42: welll ... on the good side, you'll find out ... and finding out is how you learn stuff
TXC2: !heychat
LRRbot: Please ONLY offer advice when the streamer uses the phrase "Hey, chat...". Let them try to learn the game on their own, even if it means they miss a thing or two.
GlennSeto: no, my mistake
RandomTrivia: *CLONK*
KBKarma: I should go back to that island. I missed some stuff.
iSmartMan1: Can individual dishes give multiple effects? Could peppers and ice fruits be cooked to give both cold attack bonus and cold resist?
KBKarma: Example: I missed this entire area.
Red_Dead_Monkey: Zelda falls down holes, Link goes feral, news at 11
TDawgBR: My fan at home needs that "smack to start" feature
GlennSeto: @KBKarma Yeah, these houses are all new to me.
KBKarma: "goes" feral?
GlennSeto: oh wow
betweenmyself: @ismartman1 unfortunately no, a Steward bot later on makes this clear
Red_Dead_Monkey: @KBKarma Abandons pretense then
KBKarma: Far more accurate, aye.
TDawgBR: easy bake apple oven boxes
iSmartMan1: @betweenmyself So, the cold attack bonus is intentionally a risky effect?
HungryTanuki: Hmmm
rentar42: it be puzzle!
GlennSeto: "Ya ha h... where are you going?"
saucemaster5000: wonder what the solution to that devilish puzzle could be
Wolfstrike_NL: That seems like a future Link's problem / puzzle
betweenmyself: @ismartman1 there are other ways to mitigate your cold tolerance, I’ll leave it at that
KBKarma: @iSmartMan1 You can get clothes with the ice resist effect.
TXC2: oof that frame rate drop
RandomTrivia: That's chuggy
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GlennSeto: @TXC2 Was that the game or Twitch?
OharaRenji: I think that was stream, not Zelda
iSmartMan1:
@betweenmyself Oh right, I forgot about the other ways
RandomTrivia: Maybe it was Twitch
accountmadeforants: Yeah, that was just the stream
GedankenPalast_: Oh, I was not the only one?
GedankenPalast_: Thought my net went out
TDawgBR: twitch hitch
TXC2: I guess it was Twitch
GlennSeto: Btw, folks, the launch patch for this game comes highly recommended.
iSmartMan1: Isn't it about time for a break anyway?
fiftymcnasty: Same as BotW
KBKarma: I'm gonna go and actually *play* TotK. Have fun, Beej!
GlennSeto: Especially for FPS.
TXC2: so long KBKarma stay safe
betweenmyself: Luckily ice walls are fairly easy to tell from rocky surfaces
GlennSeto: It's the law.
TXC2: yeah this look is intentional on Link's part
TDawgBR: well the store version I dl'd this morning was prepatched
iSmartMan1: Disappointed
TDawgBR: er online shop
Leonhart321: The secret was there's no secret
RedRaptor: Waterfalls also have the 8th wonder of the world - the backside of water!
wildpeaks: below zero is so good
HungryTanuki: The secret were the friends we maden along the way
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TXC2: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always encouraged.
OharaRenji: Two mins on your Cold Resistance
Gekyouryuu: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:17:00.
fiftymcnasty: Finished? or started?
wildpeaks: will you stream this game again, or is this a one off ?
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
TehAmelie: breaks R gud
Gekyouryuu: oh, I've missed more than I realized
TXC2: wildpeaks seems like a one off
wildpeaks: aww
TXC2: Right chat I'm off
Sarah_Serinde: Beej has said that after this he'll be playing it at home
DarkMorford:
Breaks r gud, braces r pain
TXC2: Goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Beej
Sarah_Serinde: (Not home stream, just privately_
RandomTrivia: Night TXC2, sleep well!
GlennSeto: @TXC2 Thanks for modding, we shan't riot while you're still in earshot!
James_LRR:
I'm just saying chat, I control the calendar. I can extend this stream and I think legally Beej has to keep playing. What's it worth to you
TehAmelie: careful Beej doesn't unionize on ya
Sarah_Serinde: ಠ_ಠ
GlennSeto:
@James_LRR A desert buck before DB2023 starts?
TDawgBR: So, how are the motion controls? Am I missing out by using a pro controller?
saucemaster5000: @James_LRR exactly one boston creme donut
beowuuf:
511 beej plays as long as beej wants bits
Wolfstrike_NL: @James_LRR I offer one icecream of your choice
TehAmelie: he is more or less everyone, if i understand the crapshot plots
Sarah_Serinde: Good bits
James_LRR: i do like ice cream
wildpeaks:
@James_LRR
James_LRR: beowuuf that was well played
HungryTanuki: With great powers come great responsabilities James
beowuuf: o7
GlennSeto: @TDawgBR I'm playing with an 8BitDo gamepad and the gyro aim assist for the bow is nice and unintrusive.
TDawgBR: ok, maybe I'll pull out the joycon frame
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TehAmelie:
by the way that omelette picture i linked was actually not the one i wanted, although it was okay for joke purposes. but this is the one https://i.imgur.com/Y8tObVa.jpg
beowuuf: wb
TehAmelie: oh hi
wildpeaks: welcome back
TehAmelie: wrong link too. never mind me
GlennSeto: But are you in your lane?
saucemaster5000: I was ashamed of my assumptions when I learned the truth
fiftymcnasty: She also absorbs liquid through her skin
TDawgBR: reverse sweat....
TDawgBR: it's da balm?
Earthenone:
abosrbing liquid through your skin? ive seen that anime
iSmartMan1: Thank you, Heather!
TehAmelie: direction? in our sandbox?
beowuuf: always listen to heather
GlennSeto: yeah, yeah... she's not wrong
Cunobelenos: When Heather tells you to do something, it is best to do it.
RandomTrivia:
Oh so when it's your wife it's fine, but from *us* it's "spoilers"
GlennSeto: oh wow
RandomTrivia: WOW
DeM0nFiRe:
Sarah_Serinde:
SnackPak_: turns out very fast
wildpeaks:
clip it
HungryTanuki:
GlennSeto: game gives no shits
TehAmelie: that was sudden
TDawgBR: pretty fast... yup
GlennSeto: and apparently faster load times too
DeM0nFiRe: Yeah having the map on load screen is pretty neat
Gekyouryuu: this feels like it should be a "Good Karma" vs "Bad Karma" choice in a Telltale game. Good: "Listen to Heather and go to The Temple of Time." Bad: "Ignore Heather and go to The Temple of Crime"
fiftymcnasty: Oh good they do put you back over here, I was wondering
TDawgBR: I do wish the loading screen would have the option to pause before it loads in, so I can read the hints and look at that map in detail.
TehAmelie: remember when game magazines had high score lists submitted by readers? the high score of "000" for Link to the Past was very confusing to me before i played it
GlennSeto: @Gekyouryuu "Heather will remember this."
wildpeaks: perfect
TehAmelie: have we found a single rupee yet?
Earthenone: is this a post rupee economy?
GlennSeto: @TehAmelie That dumb score in LttP has scarred me... I still don't want to leave a Zelda dungeon mid-exploration, for any reason.
Wolfstrike_NL:
Aa, we shot 6 arrows to earn 5 arrows ?
TDawgBR: is there any point of returning to the red X, or is it just there so you can return to the area
wildpeaks: this might be a barter-only economy
jacqui_lantern234:
ruh roh raggy, its a rushroom
betweenmyself:
Rupees are for the lowly peasants what live on the ground.
TDawgBR: cook the frog...?
TDawgBR: ah
wildpeaks: aww poor frog friend
Gekyouryuu: wouldn't you need rice for an omelette?
TDawgBR: I think I wasted a cricket that way
GlennSeto: ah, that's elixir stuff
GlennSeto: @TDawgBR I wasted a certain new type of frog x_x
Gekyouryuu: huh
Gekyouryuu: makes sense
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TehAmelie: i would like it if the game gave you at least a suggestion, but honestly the word of Heather is better
DarkMorford: All you need for an omelette is eggs. They don't necessarily have to have a filling.
GlennSeto: @TehAmelie There is a quest marker.
TehAmelie: oh yeah, the map
GlennSeto:
And you can turn it off at any time.
wildpeaks: the main quest is the last thing one does in open worlds
saucemaster5000: markers on the map are there to be avoided
Leonhart321: There's a story?
fiftymcnasty: Yeah BotW was good at not locking you out of anything
jacqui_lantern234: first shield!
GlennSeto: You disapprove of whirlwind attacks?
TDawgBR: yeet
jacqui_lantern234:
dump the master sword, it only deals 1 damage
saucemaster5000: (I will say I'm loving this game so far, but I didn't feel this tutorial area was quite as tight as the starting plateau in BotW)
LordZarano: Games have taught us that you should always go the wrong way first
RandomTrivia: Oh that is SMOOTH
TDawgBR: I agree @saucemaster5000
GlennSeto: I think maybe the Divine Beasts became off limits?
RandomTrivia: Music you can sink into your chair to
jacqui_lantern234: gosh the music and ambiance is so good in this game
BrowneePoints: Hoooooold
jacqui_lantern234: also H A N D
BrowneePoints: HOT BOY!
Snowwraith: Never apologise for wanting to slow roll up to a big fancy door.
TehAmelie: it's funny, Super Ghouls & Ghosts is the first game i can remember that actually rewards you for going left at the start, and yet i already knew i should try it
GlennSeto: @saucemaster5000 It takes a good deal longer, but there is a lotta room to mess around in fun ways too.
betweenmyself: @jacqui_lantern234 I don’t believe the Master Sword takes up an actual inventory slot. I think it occupies its own additional space.
jacqui_lantern234: OH NO RAURUS HOT
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: Welp
richard_ermen: Arm steal!
GlennSeto: Link is part furry now.
richard_ermen: Also I can clearly see how HANDS is their theme for the game xD
HungryTanuki: More like Rawrru èwé
TDawgBR: hat-ears
BrowneePoints: I think hes designed with Kirin Motifs? He looks very Goat-Dragon @loadingreadyrun
jacqui_lantern234: @betweenmyself ill take your word on that. i was entirely kidding
DoodlestheGreat: Gonna be plushies and dakis of this guy for sure.
A_Dub888: !findquote egg
LRRbot: Quote #1608: "That egg wants a pineapple!" —Beej [2016-01-18]
jacqui_lantern234: @DoodlestheGreat and body pillows
BrowneePoints: Super Saiyan 3 ass hair
TehAmelie: getting some Nier Automata vibes here, and it's probably not just cause they speak japanese
LordZarano: SPIRAL POWAH!
baltimore_667083: legend has it that rauru once had the meanest 4 seam fastball in the whole kingdom
Mazrae: Hello everyone this game looks so beautiful, wish I had a switch to play this or breath of the wild
RandomTrivia: Rauru clearly respects anyone else who comes to a place like this where it's biting cold and *doesn't* put on a shirt
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GlennSeto: @BrowneePoints He seems like the type who had to train/fight his way up to saiyan 3.
RandomTrivia: BAHAHAHAHAHA
saucemaster5000: RIP
jacqui_lantern234:
GlennSeto: F
SnackPak_:
iSmartMan1:
LordZarano: R.I.P.
RandomTrivia:
richard_ermen: lol
TehAmelie: on reflection, in this game, you ARE near a tomato at any given time
RandomTrivia: 10/10 Game good
betweenmyself: Also that thing you’ve been doing with MY HAND when nobody is watching; I feel it… Not that I necessarily mind, just a heads up next time would be appreciated.
TDawgBR: so the goal is to fill the map with red x's? got it.
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Question is, how many does it record? Just the most recent or all of them?
before_damage: Hey Nintendo, it’s chats job to record Beej’s shames.
GlennSeto: Switch settings?
LordZarano: Can I have Kelvin?
wildpeaks: fancy zen garden
TDawgBR: I'm still trying to judge how far a drop is deadly.
richard_ermen: Okay, right now this seems also a bit elden-ringy
TDawgBR: oh, I presumed that would've been deadly or damaging
spicyFerret_: It might be a region thing- i know eu copies do use Celsius and 24h
GlennSeto: @wildpeaks And our boy Link is stomping all over it... as the goddesses intended.
before_damage: @tdawgbr 20 meters?
RandomTrivia: Three hours of ambient noodling
wildpeaks: we keep going downwards, I'm getting Spec Ops The Line flashbacks
richard_ermen: I love ambience like this. Just....chill.
OharaRenji: Wait for the bird noises to drop
jacqui_lantern234: @RandomTrivia you joke, but id pay money for this unironically
RandomTrivia: @RandomTrivia Oh, as would I, 100%
HungryTanuki: 1 hour of silent interupted by smooth sax
TehAmelie: if it's as much like Elden Ring as it looks, you'll take no falling damage up to 15 meters, and then you starts absorbing it through stamina and then dexterity, and at 20 meters you die
BrowneePoints: I've been to a concert where they play BotW, they did the opening theme, Ganon theme, and then the city themes mostly
before_damage: Zelden Ring!
BrowneePoints: Not the ambient minute to minute bits
fiftymcnasty: Imma guess magic?
Izandai: Beneath I guess.
DarkMorford: It looks like Rauru is voiced by Morikawa Toshiyuki, who also famously is the voice of Sephiroth in Final Fantasy/Kingdom Hearts. Fun.
GlennSeto: I've never gotten high, but three hours Hylian improv sounds like the occasion to do it.
jacqui_lantern234: @HungryTanuki ok, that got me. i nearly did a spit-take of my pop
Nightecho06: Source block
richard_ermen: Water source: Magic
Izandai: @DarkMorford Huh, neat.
BrowneePoints: Rauru is also Chris Hackney in English(Dimitri from Three Houses)
big_blue_man: oh hey someone reached rang the bell in blighttown
LordZarano: Water comes from springs
Nuurgle: time's up, temple closes at 6pm and reopens at 8am tomorrow
CururuGuasu: Big potato has arms
richard_ermen: Does LInk have adhesive hands?
HungryTanuki:
@HungryTanuki Whoops, sorry
GlennSeto: I was briefly wondering if Matt Mercer also voiced Rauru, since Hackney's performance would be in the former's range as well.
richard_ermen: Potato Shrine?
RandomTrivia: That rock really doesn't like the sand underneath does it
RandomTrivia: Just stabbing it relentlessly
TDawgBR: its fine
Snowwraith: Time to enter the shrine egg
TDawgBR: nothing to fear
7gorobei: get in the egg shinji
fiftymcnasty: eggy!
DarkMorford: @GlennSeto No, but Matt Mercer *is* in this game.
LordZarano: I thought it was giving 2 thumbs up, but it's heads
TDawgBR: hot boi returns
Earthenone: did we get isekaied while i was away?
Mazrae: I was expecting the egg to start rolling at him
BrowneePoints: Goat Dragon Hot Boy returns
richard_ermen: These look like the shrines from the last game, only...worse maintained.
betweenmyself: @richard_ermen like a gecko, he has tiny projections that bond with a climbable surface at the molecular level
RandomTrivia: Meanwhile Link is thinking "Last time I opened one of these I erased a whole island from existence"
richard_ermen: That is both amusing as well as horrifinyg to think of
Boon_33: hands
richard_ermen: Hands!
macintose: hands
RedRaptor: For ultra hi-5's
before_damage: Nintendo needs to clarify their messaging. Is this game about hands or arms?
DoodlestheGreat: haaaaaaaaands
niccus: now this is hand gaming
Earthenone: God Hand!
GlennSeto: @DarkMorford I know, that's why it got me (erroneously) wondering about some sort of God/Piccolo situation between Ganon and Rauru.
Leonhart321: How handy
Ritaspirithntr: It should’ve been god hadn
Ritaspirithntr: *hand
BrowneePoints: Nah
TDawgBR: peace I'm out
fiftymcnasty: cool power!
Gekyouryuu: it's "Ultrahand" because Nintendo has a toy CALLED The Ultrahand
BrowneePoints: Ultra Hand was a toy Ninty made in the 60s
Nuurgle: Godhand is for trimming
BrowneePoints: It's perfect
Ritaspirithntr: Yeah.
GlennSeto: Oh, that's a callback?
macintose: we'll get the power hand later
Ritaspirithntr: @nuurgle yeah. There’s that too.
DarkMorford: Should have just called it the Power Glove. It's so BAD!
betweenmyself: Good ol Gunpei Yokoi
Izandai: I kind of like how Rauru just appears and disappears with no effects or animation. Just quick fade from existence.
LordZarano: @before_damage The word for "leg" and "foot" is the same in Japanese, don't know about arms
richard_ermen: Time fo the Ultrahand Tutporial Shrine
iSmartMan1: At least it's not called Powerglove
HungryTanuki: Uuunlimited powaaa !
richard_ermen: "I love the powerglove"
Earthenone: did link step on a piano?
richard_ermen: "Congrulation, you solved a pozzle!"
gehennam_reborn: Hooray, Been gets to make machine monstrosities from the depths of his mind!
TDawgBR: haha
DarkMorford: @before_damage "Hand" and "arm" are different in Japanese. Hand is "te," arm is "ude"
gehennam_reborn: *Beej
TDawgBR: good enough
Izandai: Yeah that works.
GlennSeto: that works
DeM0nFiRe:
DoodlestheGreat: Welcome to the Hyrule Welding School!
Mazrae: He solved it the Beej way
GlennSeto: Beej, I got the 90° angle as well.
fiftymcnasty: Yeah, really good abilities in this game
DeM0nFiRe: Honestly that could be speedrunner tech, it's fast lol
Snowwraith: "Good enough" is extremely the motto of this and the prior game.
Izandai: d'oh
Boon_33: bye sword
GedankenPalast_: I loved doing the electro shrine in botw with my many swords
before_damage: @darkmorford I was more talking about the fact that they say extend your arm instead of extend your hand which was meant to be humorous nitpicking.
plundypops: This game is all about "If it works, it works." optimal is w/e
polygonalpizza: Show that hook who's boss
macintose: I've done that way too many time in BotW
GlennSeto: Saw some really cool stuff about symbols on the murals at the beginning of the game being very close to archaic Chinese script and actually translating to warnings about not going under the castle.
before_damage: Look
before_damage: Up
BrowneePoints: If the script is based on archaic chinese then my hunch rauru is Based off a Qilin/Kirin might be correct
TDawgBR: I play my Switch far less frequently than other controllers, and the ab / xy swap causes so many comedically frustrating f-ups
LordZarano: @before_damage Don't be silly, Beej is a gamer
GlennSeto: oh no...
RandomTrivia:
Ah, that's gone well
TDawgBR: I am entertained.
macintose: what's the worst that could happen
GlennSeto: @BrowneePoints Oh, what is a Kirin?
Sibwow: oh hell yes hooks facing each other
kittyqueenuk: Do u need 2?
RandomTrivia:
TDawgBR: weeee
RandomTrivia: Wheeeeee
macintose:
there
GedankenPalast_: I did one in the mid
GlennSeto: This game is such a font of joy.
BrowneePoints: If you looked up there was an example hook raft on a rail to give a hint. I didnt even notice that on my game either
GedankenPalast_: ther was?
GedankenPalast_: huh
BrowneePoints: Yep
RandomTrivia: O R B
TDawgBR: same but different
Mazrae: Heal hand??
Leonhart321: O r b
DarkMorford: Aw, you let the smoke out!
GlennSeto: Did that couple send out those shrines as the most involved wedding invitations ever?
fiftymcnasty: @DarkMorford Its ok, the smoke wasnt blue
Gekyouryuu: oh, ok, good bye statue
Viewers_Like_You: Legally Distinct Spirit Orbs™
Earthenone: i hope the red smoke wasent important for arm functionality
macintose: normally seeing magic smoke is bad for you, but I think this time it's ok
Gekyouryuu: @Viewers_Like_You "we call them "Soul Balls" so we won't get sued"
fiftymcnasty: He and Zelda are best buds now
DoodlestheGreat: No, he probably built the thing in the ancient past.
GlennSeto: @Earthenone Link's arm gets fully cleansed right before the final battle and just falls off.
Mazrae: Even link has a switch lol
malsareus: good evening, I see Beej is back to playing Bontan the Gigglemancer
accountmadeforants: The Purahpad's competitor is the 360 (No Scope).
Gekyouryuu: "Purah Pad" aka "OLED Slate"
RandomTrivia: *over radio*: Targets lit, fire at will"
RandomTrivia:
TDawgBR: wow, that is much easier to find in the evening.
GlennSeto:
I appreciate Purah's genius, but naming a Sheikah slate 1.1 after herself...
polygonalpizza: 3 hooks this time!?
RandomTrivia: Oh we're going even further beyond already - excellent
before_damage: The snapping in this game is very good
macintose: rube goldberg eat your heart out
Viewers_Like_You: I have been doing so much overengineering, it's great
RandomTrivia: And now we have a giant sun-lounger!
TDawgBR: I am here for this content
SplittingImage77: Slap some spinning rims on that bad boy
GedankenPalast_: Oh I love the freedom in these games. Everyone can play and enjoy the way they wanted. -Did not see the "intended solution? does it still work? great!
fiftymcnasty: beautiful
GlennSeto: @Viewers_Like_You I've started using constructs and devices in battle...
a_Weakling: so when is Beej going to build a gundam?
RandomTrivia: Also now I can only hear "Ultrahand" in Ian belting out the Ultraman theme from last December... This is not a problem
wildpeaks: OSHA is calling to say because this construction site isn't up to norms
before_damage: Is work safe Canadian osha?
wildpeaks: (wow I mixed two sentences together)
RandomTrivia:
Hmmm, I don't think the angle of attack is quite right on those wings, you won't get much lift out of them
knightWarrior82: It’s Legos but with magic glue lol
GlennSeto: Has Shin Ultraman come out for home video yet?
SplittingImage77: Add a spoiler and sweet decals
GlennSeto: Dodge Viper race stripes.
malsareus: I think the aft hook is too high
GedankenPalast_: Lift it a bit further maybe?
TDawgBR: pick up the whole thing?
iSmartMan1: I think it's touching the ground
Mazrae: Maybe pull it forward a bit??
Earthenone:
this is a spoiler free stream @SplittingImage77
wildpeaks: I suspect I know what's the third hook is for
GlennSeto: @Earthenone Look, as long as nobody tells him it goes faster if he paints it red.
Viewers_Like_You: I've lost several constructions off cliffs already, it's great fun
TehAmelie: hmm how many of the six simple machines can Link build with this power? maybe all of them except the block and tackle
wildpeaks: well this seems safe
dandylionwine: Excuse me, sir, I'm from OSHA? I'd like a word about this transit system you're constructing
niccus: the back hook is attached to the slope, so the back of the floor scrapes against the ground
RandomTrivia: Of course it's safe, look at all the guide-rails!
SplittingImage77: Also add a baseball card to the tire so it goes faster
GlennSeto: Someone's amused...
jessicaengle: This is comical
RandomTrivia:
wildpeaks: wood horse says no
GedankenPalast_: You can also balance step over them, if you dare
RandomTrivia: Just John MclLne it
wildpeaks: weeeeee
TDawgBR: woooo
GlennSeto: wooooo
Melfina__:
RandomTrivia: *McLane
accountmadeforants:
Weeeeee
Izandai: Eventually
RandomTrivia:
RandomTrivia: *BONK*
GlennSeto: worth it
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
iSmartMan1:
HungryTanuki: Pefect landing
DoodlestheGreat: Overcomplicated it a tad. >_<
GlennSeto: again, again
RandomTrivia: Game good, no notes
Earthenone: send the engineering degree to ottowa, canada c/o mailtime
TDawgBR: it's like ikea, you have to use all the parts they give you
Mazrae: Now make a mini one from one of the fins
jessicaengle: Good enough for government work
wildpeaks: we did a Science
RandomTrivia: Engineering frequently involves all-nighters, seems normal
SplittingImage77: Link is board
TehAmelie: up all night to do science
Earthenone: maybe build a trebuchet?
TDawgBR: EVERYTHING OVERENGINEERED
RandomTrivia:
@TehAmelie 
Up all night to get peer-reviewed
GlennSeto: Words to live by.
A_Dub888: !findquote tongue
LRRbot: Quote #677: "I'm doing things with my tongue!" —Julie [2015-09-15]
TehAmelie: the peers are sexual partners, right
LordZarano: !findquote measure
LRRbot: Quote #4878: "Measure once, regret nothing!" —RebelliousUno [2018-04-04]
RandomTrivia: @TehAmelie Of course
SplittingImage77: Bridge to Terabithia
RandomTrivia: In this case
spicyFerret_: Beejeneering at its finest
TDawgBR: get your steps in, Link
DoodlestheGreat: OH NO.....
HungryTanuki: Friend !
Foxmar320: Ya ha ha!
Izandai: 'Sup kiddo?
Ritaspirithntr: Yup
OharaRenji: Ya-ha-ha!
fiftymcnasty: time to find all 900 of them
polygonalpizza: You can still drop stuff on them too.
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TDawgBR: Say hello to my 900 brothers & sisters
iSmartMan1: Stop giving us your poop!
GlennSeto: @TDawgBR I think the description of Link's current outfit has something about still having some mileage left.
SplittingImage77: Leaf him alone
Cunobelenos: One down, 8542356794 to go
Leonhart321: No.......not again
RandomTrivia: Can we use Ultrahand to shortcut the previously-tedious process of dropping rocks on them?
TehAmelie: i'm amazed at this game series' commitment to worshiping Korrok
SquareDotCube: I'd take an oof or ugh instead of a yeh heh
GlennSeto: @Leonhart321 And it gets worse/better!
polygonalpizza: @RandomTrivia Build them a house and cover them up with it.
GlennSeto: Anyone here in chat who found all 900 in BotW?
TehAmelie: which is certainly not because nobody at NIntendo has been bothered to watch or read John Dies at the End
TDawgBR: I did with a guide @GlennSeto
Sibwow: yep same used a map
big_blue_man: just saw a tiktok of a korok being put on a rocket and just getting launched off a cliff in game
GlennSeto: @TDawgBR Guide or not, you folks are troopers.
SplittingImage77: A good week for gaming, I’ve been playing the Diablo IV beta and getting into Darkest Dungeon 2
TDawgBR: OCD is real
big_blue_man: you need a guide to get all 900 koroks
big_blue_man: i am convinced you cannot otherwise
hd_dabnado: hey beej! it was great meeting you at Minneapolis
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Snowwraith: @big_blue_man Mostly as you're not supposed to find them all. By design.
GlennSeto: @Snowwraith Oh?
TDawgBR: Hassan Chop!
SnackPak_:
GlennSeto: To clarify: I only ever went after them casually and got MAYBE 200-300.
DoodlestheGreat: I'm here for the cheese cutting.
iSmartMan1: @snowwraith Then why is there a special reward for finding them all?
Izandai: There's a reason you only need to get about half the koroks in BOTW to max out your inventory slots.
TDawgBR: Rauru just hanging out....
GlennSeto: @Izandai True.
Izandai: @iSmartMan1 Because the people who want to find them all would be miffed if there was no acknowledgement of their achievement. But it's a totally meaningless reward because they don't want to overly incentivize it.
malsareus: is that a sail?
GlennSeto: At least none of them were tasked with making paper clips.
beowuuf: naaaah
malsareus: someone's making a boat huh
GlennSeto: So, just based on BotW... do we know who made the guardians?
accountmadeforants: "All axes on this planet are mine, you can take any of them"
jessicaengle:
RandomTrivia:
Maybe they don't do "ownership", perhaps they function on different axes
accountmadeforants: @GlennSeto Guardians were made by the Sheikah, no?
TehAmelie: The Legend of Zelda: The Name of the Wind
GedankenPalast_: Are there slowdowns/fps drops when activating the hand?
GlennSeto: @accountmadeforants I think so too, but they were also rediscovered tech before the Calamity, right?
GlennSeto: @GedankenPalast_ Yes, pretty consistently.
polygonalpizza: it would have been hilarious if beej accidentally caught his log bridge on fire before he got to use it.
TDawgBR: @malsareus "Somebody made a boat for me..."
RandomTrivia: Good enough!
GlennSeto: oh no
fiftymcnasty: Hope no one was standing down on the ground under that
Gekyouryuu: imagine that lands PERFECTLY in a river down below and freaks out a fisherman or something
iSmartMan1: Feesh?
GlennSeto: "My map piece!"
RandomTrivia: HAHAHAHAHA
accountmadeforants: @GlennSeto Yeah, but it was supposedly still the Sheikah (who'd been around for a while)
GlennSeto: @accountmadeforants The iconography as the same too.
iSmartMan1: Question: what happened to the guardians after BotW?
GlennSeto: @iSmartMan1 From what I can tell (very early game) the most thorough clean-up since Chernobyl.
Boon_33: Beej has committed a fowl murder
Ritaspirithntr: Can finally get those gems that fall into water!
GlennSeto: @iSmartMan1 As in: Not even the wrecks are around anymore. I wonder if there's a massive landfill somewhere.
baltimore_667083: disco inferno?
iris_of_ether: burn that mother down
GlennSeto:
But what happens with the glue?
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Why do all of these crates contain exactly one apple?
TDawgBR: burn the floaty thing?
GlennSeto: Those things look like PSUs for PCs.
Boon_33: but can you spin the leek?
iSmartMan1: @glennseto I'm less concerned about the thoroughness and more concerned with the efficiency, since they somehow did it quickly enough for Zelda and Link to look the same age as BotW in the opening
TDawgBR: later chat. off to work.
accountmadeforants: @iSmartMan1 Do we know how long Hyruleans live, though? They do have some elf-like features.
GlennSeto: @iSmartMan1 I'm getting a "couple of years have passed" vibe so far.
DarkMorford: Hehe, "crotch"
GlennSeto: Plus they seem closely related to the Sheikah in this setting and those live for 100+ years easy.
iSmartMan1: Oh! I bet I know!
jdb399: This game is so good, I just finished a r
jdb399: Oops lol
Bruceski: If grabbing fish like that had worked I would be so angry I hadn't spotted it
RandomTrivia: Welp
jdb399: A really awesome boss fight lol
LordZarano: R.I.P.
fiftymcnasty: They are pretty forgiving here
Boon_33: lifeguard construct saved you
malsareus: fish yeeted you out of the pond?
wildpeaks: a wizard did it
kirbytronic: I hope you're having fun Beej, I'll catch you on the VOD
iSmartMan1: The gloom caused all the weapons in Hyrule to decay and rust overnight, right? I bet that affected the guardians and they rusted away to nothing
RandomTrivia:
CururuGuasu:
You’re closer to the sun, so it’s brighter
fiftymcnasty: A very refractive atmosphere
jdb399: I assumed the guardians were cleaned up in the rebuilding efforts after the end of botw
GlennSeto: @iSmartMan1 Also possible.
Boon_33: the aurora borealis, in this part of hyrule?
betweenmyself:
At least they didn’t force you to watch all the way to the ground
LordZarano: Magic arm gives us night vison?
GlennSeto: Midsummer night.
DarkMorford: For a second I thought you were gonna just drop that thing into the lake.
RandomTrivia: Wait a second... is it possible to nerdpole upwards infinitely with two of those...?
GlennSeto: Beautiful.
GlennSeto: @RandomTrivia You'd need something to climb up on, since their sides are not climbable.
RandomTrivia: @GlennSeto Awww, they saw me coming...
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Is the game a lot framier lately or is that a Twitch thing again?
GlennSeto: So two of them and a couple of boxes.
beowuuf:
beowuuf: mic5 not muted (for when you come back)
GedankenPalast_: I don't know if I'm allowed to say this here...but I'm amazed how far emulators have come.
RedRaptor: Is this version the one with the patch that helps with fps? I've noticed a few moments of rate drops but not too frequent.
Bruceski: BONG
LordZarano: Hotel Michael
beowuuf:
np
Viewers_Like_You: hut
beowuuf: it's like off brand hotel California but
DarkMorford: Ooh, Monikers again, that's always good
beowuuf: ooooh, didn't notice, yay
beowuuf: clearly they need to play 1.5 games to avoid brain burn out
GedankenPalast_:
Uhh, Monikers! When? (was not looking )
beowuuf: wb
Shadwhawk: I just randomly blundered into a major boss fight and got squished like a bug. This game is -dangerous-
beowuuf: wednesday afk i believe
Juliamon: !schedule
GedankenPalast_: Thank you kindly
Juliamon: sir, please.. don't... that's really threatening
big_blue_man: let him cook beej cmon
Leonhart321: Wok-a wok-a
LordZarano: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! DUALSHOCK 4 battery level low.
DoodlestheGreat: "The Garden of Rosemary, though, was always jumpin'"
BrowneePoints: Chat....I just realized Rito is an Anagram of Tori and I feel like an idiot
Metalupis: that looks like a good sandwich
RandomTrivia: A short segment of MukBeej
Gekyouryuu: question: when you had the shortcut menu of melee weapons up, I know the ones glowing red means they're almost broken, but why did some others have a glowing outline?
BrowneePoints: @gekyouryuu *redacted*
3and4fifths: What's on it?
RandomTrivia: D'awww
SnackPak_: sounds like Heather
Sibwow: your wife brought you a sandwich with chips (not asked for) as you get a double shrine sky island
Gekyouryuu: @BrowneePoints ah, ok
shaterri: I feel like almost everyone who's here is here to spend time with you even more than they are to spend time with TotK. Your wandering around exploring everything is _delightful_.
Metalupis: there are four eggs
Earthenone: did someone beat the gargoyles?
beowuuf: invaders in the tardis
DarkMorford: Uh... Twitch?
DeM0nFiRe: Did stream go F or is it on my side?
Juliamon: *poke*
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kruudelis: yay, big number!
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betweenmyself: Yup
SnackPak_:
Metalupis: stream died
Viewers_Like_You: Oh, here was thinking it was me
plundypops: F's in chat.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I think everyone was busy figuring out whether it was on their end
GedankenPalast_: Oh, this is for all of us
aitsu100: rip
Nuurgle: Twitch isn't here anymore
plundypops: Gannon tko'd stream
KV1NN4: F
Nuurgle: there is only The Void now
3and4fifths: I blame the time bell
TehAmelie: Zelda was too much for twitch
insanecat6mtg: f
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beowuuf: yeah, i just refreshed cause my net is prone to disconnect
RandomTrivia: Oh I left to get more tea and now we're having a Picnic
RandomTrivia: Ah well
Sarah_Serinde:
iris_of_ether: I should get tea, good call
Sarah_Serinde:
RandomTrivia:
Juliamon: I appreciate Twitch taking a time out to let me check twitter and discover Adam's incredible shitpost
Tuxbeej: Did we died?
Juliamon: we deed
Sarah_Serinde: You died
iris_of_ether: We died
Tuxbeej: How far back would you say?
jeffasteves: @iris_of_ether Teas of the Kingdom?
jessicaengle: The stream ended?
beowuuf: adam saying he's sorry, and adam not being sorry - name a more iconic duo
Sibwow: maybe a minute or so
fiftymcnasty: The time bell
iris_of_ether: @iris_of_ether If someone hasn't made this already, I'll eat my hat
Earthenone: the bells rang right before stream went down
Sarah_Serinde: 2-3 minutes
beowuuf: bell sounded, stream deded
Sarah_Serinde: @iris_of_ether A+ first chat
jessicaengle: What's a time bell?
Tuxbeej: Ok, we think the internet is down. Heather’s going to save our recording. I’m going to troubleshoot the internet. Hang tight.
Juliamon: A bell in the game
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Beej (and Heather!)
TheMerricat: It was weird because normally twitch 'does stuff' when the stream dies for me so I thought maybe I just blanked out somehow and beej speed ran ending hte stream...
jessicaengle: o7
Juliamon: There is no consistency with how Twitch crashes react.
Juliamon: Sometimes I get an error immediately, others (like now) it just sits on the spinning circle
TheMerricat:
There is no consistency with Twitch. 
Juliamon: They are consistently inconsistent
Sarah_Serinde: Except for when they're not
LoadingReadyRun: To MODS: if you can see this, say hello?
Juliamon: Hi
Sarah_Serinde: Hi
TheMerricat: Whelp I think this was the LRR internet letting me know it's time to go find food. Good luck everyone. And we can see you!
LoadingReadyRun: GREAT
Anubis169: Hi
Earthenone: (non mods can see it too)
LoadingReadyRun: We are resuming streaming. Please hold.
TheMerricat:
TheMerricat:
just as soon as I said I was getting up for food.
Juliamon: The going online made the stream finally "go offline" on my end lmao
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: for rebooting the internet, that was ruddy fast. nice one!
Sarah_Serinde: It flickered for me and then went back offline, so try refreshing if you don't see the stream
GedankenPalast_: still time to get some food
Anubis169: ☎ Your stream has been placed on hold and will be continued shortly.
LoadingReadyRun: No reboot needed. Just a brief interruption.
Sarah_Serinde: Glad it wasn't something more complicated
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: that's fortunate
jdb399: Gandandorf has interrupted the stream to ensure Beej can't come stop him
LoadingReadyRun: You should be able to hear the game too, I think?
Juliamon: Affirmative
jdb399: No game sound right now
jdb399: Oh wait nope it just came on
Gekyouryuu: I hear sound
beowuuf: yup, light music rather than advertised bgc
Anubis169: yupyup, nice smooth music
GedankenPalast_: We can hear
Anubis169: and we can hear the menu too
beowuuf: ^
LoadingReadyRun: OK, I'm gonna finish chewing, then swallow my food, then digest it, extract its nutrients, and convert it into waste matter. And while all that is happening, I"m also going to come off commercial.
GedankenPalast_: Sounds...lovely
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you for that highly important information
beowuuf: talented multitasking
wildpeaks:
Juliamon: literally any other crewmember: "ok coming back now"
beowuuf:
jessicaengle: omnomnom
jdb399: I am playing the game while watching the stream and almost didn't notice the stream suddenly ended 😅
Anubis169: did you kick the router?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, yeah that makes sense
RandomTrivia: Oh. Oh dear
Anubis169:
jessicaengle: Beej!
Anubis169: 'cause mine's under my desk
Sarah_Serinde: It was possible chat was just being quiet or that it wasn't loading
TheMerricat: luckily there were only three more lines of chat after that before we all twigged into the fact the stream was dead
RandomTrivia: One of these islands *has* to be Owl City (or the wreckage thereof)
Sarah_Serinde:
There were 2 messages after that one and then chat was quiet while we all wondered if the problem was on our end
Cyberdark86: Make combustible apples?
jessicaengle:
Apple butter mmmmmm
Sibwow: lizards are the hardest for me
TheMerricat: @Cyberdark86 We are not buring life's house down...
Cyberdark86: awww
wildpeaks: is the result of roasting food a final dish, or can it be an intermediary ingredient of advanced dishes ?
Sarah_Serinde:
RandomTrivia:
wildpeaks: daww friend
Sarah_Serinde: Relatable
GlennSeto: I love theeeeem.
GedankenPalast_: I balanced on foot with that little thing, over the sky rail
easterncaveofwonders: I just got to this section!! Thanks Beej didn’t know I could pick up koroks
GlennSeto: @gedankenpalast_ Say what?
GedankenPalast_:
slow and steady, it works
GlennSeto:
Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Beej) [now] I'm about to make some very poor decisions.
LRRbot: New quote #8534: "I'm about to make some very poor decisions." —Beej [2023-05-13]
RandomTrivia:
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