LordZarano: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! DUALSHOCK 4 battery level low.
DoodlestheGreat: "The Garden of Rosemary, though, was always jumpin'"
BrowneePoints: Chat....I just realized Rito is an Anagram of Tori and I feel like an idiot
Metalupis: that looks like a good sandwich
RandomTrivia: A short segment of MukBeej
Gekyouryuu: question: when you had the shortcut menu of melee weapons up, I know the ones glowing red means they're almost broken, but why did some others have a glowing outline?
BrowneePoints: @gekyouryuu *redacted*
3and4fifths: What's on it?
RandomTrivia: D'awww
SnackPak_: sounds like Heather
Sibwow: your wife brought you a sandwich with chips (not asked for) as you get a double shrine sky island
Gekyouryuu: @BrowneePoints ah, ok
shaterri: I feel like almost everyone who's here is here to spend time with you even more than they are to spend time with TotK. Your wandering around exploring everything is _delightful_.
Metalupis: there are four eggs
Earthenone: did someone beat the gargoyles?
beowuuf: invaders in the tardis
DarkMorford: Uh... Twitch?
DeM0nFiRe: Did stream go F or is it on my side?
Juliamon: *poke*
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SnackPak_:

Metalupis: stream died
Viewers_Like_You: Oh, here was thinking it was me
plundypops: F's in chat.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I think everyone was busy figuring out whether it was on their end
GedankenPalast_: Oh, this is for all of us
aitsu100: rip
Nuurgle: Twitch isn't here anymore
plundypops: Gannon tko'd stream
KV1NN4: F
Nuurgle: there is only The Void now
3and4fifths: I blame the time bell
TehAmelie: Zelda was too much for twitch
insanecat6mtg: f
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beowuuf: yeah, i just refreshed cause my net is prone to disconnect
RandomTrivia: Oh I left to get more tea and now we're having a Picnic
RandomTrivia: Ah well
Sarah_Serinde:

iris_of_ether: I should get tea, good call
Sarah_Serinde:

RandomTrivia:

Juliamon: I appreciate Twitch taking a time out to let me check twitter and discover Adam's incredible shitpost
Tuxbeej: Did we died?
Juliamon: we deed
Sarah_Serinde: You died
iris_of_ether: We died
Tuxbeej: How far back would you say?
jeffasteves: @iris_of_ether Teas of the Kingdom?
jessicaengle: The stream ended?
beowuuf: adam saying he's sorry, and adam not being sorry - name a more iconic duo
Sibwow: maybe a minute or so
fiftymcnasty: The time bell
iris_of_ether: @iris_of_ether If someone hasn't made this already, I'll eat my hat
Earthenone: the bells rang right before stream went down
Sarah_Serinde: 2-3 minutes
beowuuf: bell sounded, stream deded
Sarah_Serinde: @iris_of_ether A+ first chat
jessicaengle: What's a time bell?
Tuxbeej: Ok, we think the internet is down. Heather’s going to save our recording. I’m going to troubleshoot the internet. Hang tight.
Juliamon: A bell in the game
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Beej (and Heather!)
TheMerricat: It was weird because normally twitch 'does stuff' when the stream dies for me so I thought maybe I just blanked out somehow and beej speed ran ending hte stream...
jessicaengle: o7
Juliamon: There is no consistency with how Twitch crashes react.
Juliamon: Sometimes I get an error immediately, others (like now) it just sits on the spinning circle
TheMerricat:
There is no consistency with Twitch. 
Juliamon: They are consistently inconsistent
Sarah_Serinde: Except for when they're not
LoadingReadyRun: To MODS: if you can see this, say hello?
Juliamon: Hi
Sarah_Serinde: Hi
TheMerricat: Whelp I think this was the LRR internet letting me know it's time to go find food. Good luck everyone. And we can see you!
LoadingReadyRun: GREAT
Anubis169: Hi
Earthenone: (non mods can see it too)
LoadingReadyRun: We are resuming streaming. Please hold.
TheMerricat:

TheMerricat:
just as soon as I said I was getting up for food. 
Juliamon: The going online made the stream finally "go offline" on my end lmao
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: for rebooting the internet, that was ruddy fast. nice one!
Sarah_Serinde: It flickered for me and then went back offline, so try refreshing if you don't see the stream
GedankenPalast_: still time to get some food
Anubis169: ☎ Your stream has been placed on hold and will be continued shortly.
LoadingReadyRun: No reboot needed. Just a brief interruption.
Sarah_Serinde: Glad it wasn't something more complicated
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: that's fortunate
jdb399: Gandandorf has interrupted the stream to ensure Beej can't come stop him
LoadingReadyRun: You should be able to hear the game too, I think?
Juliamon: Affirmative
jdb399: No game sound right now
jdb399: Oh wait nope it just came on
Gekyouryuu: I hear sound
beowuuf: yup, light music rather than advertised bgc
Anubis169: yupyup, nice smooth music
GedankenPalast_: We can hear
Anubis169: and we can hear the menu too
beowuuf: ^
LoadingReadyRun: OK, I'm gonna finish chewing, then swallow my food, then digest it, extract its nutrients, and convert it into waste matter. And while all that is happening, I"m also going to come off commercial.
GedankenPalast_: Sounds...lovely
Sarah_Serinde: Thank you for that highly important information
beowuuf: talented multitasking
wildpeaks:

Juliamon: literally any other crewmember: "ok coming back now"
beowuuf:

jessicaengle: omnomnom
jdb399: I am playing the game while watching the stream and almost didn't notice the stream suddenly ended 😅
Anubis169: did you kick the router?
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah, yeah that makes sense
RandomTrivia: Oh. Oh dear
Anubis169:

jessicaengle: Beej!
Anubis169: 'cause mine's under my desk
Sarah_Serinde: It was possible chat was just being quiet or that it wasn't loading
TheMerricat: luckily there were only three more lines of chat after that before we all twigged into the fact the stream was dead
RandomTrivia: One of these islands *has* to be Owl City (or the wreckage thereof)
Sarah_Serinde:
There were 2 messages after that one and then chat was quiet while we all wondered if the problem was on our end 
Cyberdark86: Make combustible apples?
jessicaengle:
Apple butter mmmmmm 
Sibwow: lizards are the hardest for me
TheMerricat: @Cyberdark86 We are not buring life's house down...
Cyberdark86: awww
wildpeaks: is the result of roasting food a final dish, or can it be an intermediary ingredient of advanced dishes ?
Sarah_Serinde:

RandomTrivia:

wildpeaks: daww friend
Sarah_Serinde: Relatable
GlennSeto: I love theeeeem.
GedankenPalast_: I balanced on foot with that little thing, over the sky rail
easterncaveofwonders: I just got to this section!! Thanks Beej didn’t know I could pick up koroks
GlennSeto: @gedankenpalast_ Say what?
GedankenPalast_:
slow and steady, it works 
GlennSeto:

Sarah_Serinde: !addquote (Beej) [now] I'm about to make some very poor decisions.
LRRbot: New quote #8534: "I'm about to make some very poor decisions." —Beej [2023-05-13]
RandomTrivia:

EvilBadman:
Nah ya gotta shield surf the rail for the true rush 
RandomTrivia: "Get in, loser, we're going sky-railing!"
Sarah_Serinde: Wheee
SnackPak_: Please enjoy your trip on Link Travel
Anubis169: nicely done
jessicaengle: Wheeee
GlennSeto: I think, I may have misused them as accidental bumpers once or twice already.
xelazeratul: why are the koroks saying "nya"? Are they cat-leaf-things?
Nuurgle: Nice little camp you got here, sure would be bad if something happened to it
GlennSeto: I think koroks are essentially kodamas.
TheMerricat: oh! I just noticed the sail.....
before_damage: Was the stream down for a bit?
GedankenPalast_: Yep
SnackPak_:

Sarah_Serinde: Physics!
TheMerricat: Yes, they had an internet bllip @before_damage
Anubis169: LOL
GlennSeto: The wind says no, Beej.
RandomTrivia:
Oh hey Anubis! 
Anubis169:
'ello Trivia 
RandomTrivia:
Faux-friend-shaped 
Anubis169: headbanging? oh it just needs a robo moshpit and it's fine
RandomTrivia: Thicc Sticc
fiftymcnasty: T H I C C
Nuurgle: THICC STICC
RandomTrivia: Good job, Chat Hivemind
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before_damage: The master sword seems fairly useless here. Just toss it.
wildpeaks: rave party
Anubis169:

GedankenPalast_: What is that sound?
fiftymcnasty: Yeah
DoodlestheGreat: Yes.
Anubis169: Hear it? I'm getting down to it
betweenmyself: Some physics interaction I presume
GlennSeto: Wonder if Link only goes after ancient pottery when Zelda is not around.
wildpeaks: physics glitch or ominous sound ?
RandomTrivia:
Must be Heather trying to get into the studio 
Nuurgle: probably just a really big woodpecker
GedankenPalast_: "building"
GedankenPalast_: Sure
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GedankenPalast_: nailing something down
fiftymcnasty: Might be the wind because we are fare enough away that its doing a different simulation
TheMerricat: I honestly can't tell with my current setup, does this have directional audio?
iSmartMan1: So, how are you planning to cross the lake?
GlennSeto: Installing the plumbing.
Anubis169: They say the Auditory hallucinatinos start first...
RandomTrivia: Unless Beej is secretly streaming from Moonbase MkVI, still under construction
RandomTrivia:

GlennSeto: @themerricat It does.
baltimore_667083: what about a sloop?
TheMerricat: Thanks GlennSeto!
betweenmyself: A tug perhaps?
fiftymcnasty: Yeah I think it was the sail
wildpeaks: must have been a physics glitch then
iSmartMan1: I think it was the sail
dumbo3k: Galleons are cool and all, but how about a Carrack?
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, put a sail on the other side and you'll ZOOM.
RandomTrivia: Oh neat
TheMerricat: I'm just imagining this game with the Havok game engine chat....
GlennSeto: Galley, 200 oars.
saucemaster5000: @TheMerricat I wish the enemies ragdolled like in havok
jessicaengle: das boat
Orxolon: hello hello
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Orxolon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 18:25.
Nuurgle: Challenge- build ONE multipurpose raft/hook-thing and just take it with you through the entire game
RandomTrivia: Hey there Orxolon
fiftymcnasty: Who says Square rigging is dead
GlennSeto: But Das Boot was a submarine... that does not bode well. (boat well)
iSmartMan1: Are you trying to make a fanboat?
Orxolon: @RandomTrivia hi,18 hours?
RandomTrivia: Oh my goodness
wildpeaks: well this seems stable
RandomTrivia: @Orxolon 18 minutes, there was an internet blip at the Moonbase
Orxolon: oh,and overall?
GedankenPalast_: @GlennSeto waap waap, I liked that
TheMerricat: !quote 8534
LRRbot: Quote #8534: "I'm about to make some very poor decisions." —Beej [2023-05-13]
RandomTrivia:
Started almost 4 hours ago 
fiftymcnasty: like 4 hours Orxolon
RandomTrivia:
@TheMerricat Gonna have to remember that number 
Anexmedia: chuchu's are like...condensation
GlennSeto: Chuchus are maybe pests.
DoodlestheGreat: They live in a society.
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dumbo3k: Chuchus are definitely agricultural pests
GlennSeto: Although their jelly is super useful, as one NPC informed me today.
DKMTG1: On the hook
GedankenPalast_:
Yea, on trhe front hook 
Mazrae: On the back hook
GlennSeto: Theme from Hook starts playing
fiftymcnasty: Front heavy
RandomTrivia: Great Sea here we come!
Anexmedia: I'm gonna be honest, this went so much better than I expected
GlennSeto: damn
betweenmyself:
Swung back around to this area after initially crossing via boat and realized there is another way to get to the other shore aside from sailing across. 
r10pez10: hello how is H A N D S game
jessicaengle: y'arr
Anexmedia: I went with the 2 logs and a sail and that hting was a bat outta hell as soon as it touched water, leaving me on shore
before_damage: If this playthrough has made anything clear it’s that Beej is a numbers guy
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GlennSeto: @anexmedia same
TheMerricat: I forsee someone deciding to do a playthrough where they keep the same ship they started with and just keep adding on it as they move forward....
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GlennSeto: @themerricat The MS Damacy?
GedankenPalast_: I went with 3 logs and sail and it was a fine raft
EldarLuin: Hello fun!
before_damage: If only there was some place to get new abilities nearby
ralphthellama: Oh neat, I haven't missed much!
GlennSeto: @before_damage perish the thought
fiftymcnasty: @ralphthellama we are about 4 hours deep
before_damage: So are Rauru’s people gods?
before_damage: Of some kind
before_damage: Or just really advanced
betweenmyself: 4 hours Beej time (which sounds Just Right o’clock to me)
RandomTrivia: Hello again hot llama boi
TabbyLavalamp: As long as they don't have any apparatus shrines this time around.
ralphthellama: @fiftymcnasty ah, I was looking at stream uptime
accountmadeforants: Fusion! Ha!
fiftymcnasty: yeah there was an internet blip ralphthellama
xelazeratul: "Any sufficiently advanced science is indistinguishable from magic." -Arthur C. Clarke
DoodlestheGreat: Fuse a Korok to a sword! :tf:
GlennSeto: Rauro seems fairly down to earth, pardon the pun.
before_damage: Yeah, just in fantasy there are literal gods and god like entities.
betweenmyself: Here’s where things get a tad silly
RandomTrivia: PFFFFT
xelazeratul: "The King Arthur"
Metalupis: of note, fuse resets durability
RandomTrivia: Welp
Anubis169: Excali-bat
GlennSeto: @before_damage The Zonai seem to have been like fancy llama elves, not on the same level as the three creators or Hylia.
RandomTrivia: Sure is peak anime in here
adept_nekomancer: "Forget removing the sword from the stone, it works better this way"
RedRaptor: Why pull the sword from the stone when you can just pull the whole stone?
Anexmedia: Zonai are verry big into zen gardens
GlennSeto: @metalupis Every time?!
GedankenPalast_: @Metalupis So if I fuse something that is short of breaking it is fine again?
before_damage: I was gonna ask how you’re feeling about the game after a couple hours but I imagine the answer is somewhat positive? Eh Beej.
GlennSeto: @redraptor Arthur just bodying Mordred.
Metalupis: @Metalupis yup
Anexmedia: the amout of stuff I've glued to other stuff after a day or so
Bruceski: It took me embarassingly long to look up here
before_damage: @glennseto I was thinking they were fox people
DarkMorford: BEEJ
RandomTrivia: BEEJ
betweenmyself: Really impressive getting a single key to clink against itself
GlennSeto: @before_damage Also possible. The important thing is that Link is now canonically half-furry.
GedankenPalast_: WHat?
KV1NN4: OMG BEEJ! XD
GedankenPalast_: There was loot?
before_damage: @glennseto Glad to see it
r10pez10: that's because we're still processing "submissive and defeatable"
jdb399: Spoilers (/j): Ganondorf is hot
Anexmedia: Oh so that's not a glitch, it's reflection off the roof
accountmadeforants:
I wonder if you can fuse treasure with something, instantly make it "treasured" 
saucemaster5000: My parents are over 70 and do not behave themselves. Must be reminded
before_damage: I feel like I bothered Heather too much for this to spoil stuff
Anexmedia: which somehow makes it even better
beowuuf: thanks for streaming the game!
DoodlestheGreat: Welllll.... In my case it's simple: I have no clue about what's going on.
fiftymcnasty: The best part about watching people play this is seeing them discover stuff
betweenmyself: @anexmedia I see what you did there, and I appreciate you as a person
GlennSeto: Made with dwarf labor.
Viewers_Like_You: She styles Sheikah shrines as sometimes-shiny seashells
KV1NN4: some vaporwave to explore ancient temples to
GlennSeto: I missed this nook entirely.
GedankenPalast_: +5? Ô.o Damn..I missed them there
betweenmyself: Long sticks plus Spike is quite decent
GlennSeto: @fiftymcnasty Yeah, big compersion game.
GedankenPalast_:
My fight took way longer 
RandomTrivia:
Typically that's called a "spear" 
GlennSeto: Not to brag, but I set fire to the leaves.
spazywakjob: how have you enjoyed the fusing mechanic so far?
GedankenPalast_:
Don't stop being so clover 
GedankenPalast_: *clever
before_damage: This game really embodies Nintendo’s philosophy of “new ways to play” imo
GlennSeto: Yeah, it's so much to mess around with.
before_damage: It really does provide good guidance while not punishing the player for going beyond the “intended path”
saucemaster5000: I've been putting very stupid things on my shield
FacelessManAboutTown:
Hello Mr. Beej and chat 
uchihab7: do you guys think the master sword is suppose to be like an infinite base weapon u always have for fusing?
GedankenPalast_: But can't be every weapon be an infinite base, when fusing repairs it?
GlennSeto: So the broken fragment still "breaks" in the sense of needing time to recharge.
DoodlestheGreat: I think it's pretty obvious you'll eventually have to rebuild the Master Sword, only better.
TheAinMAP: Orb.
Viewers_Like_You: So much to see, so much to do...
Anexmedia: I've been mixing and matching just about everything I pick up onto a shield or a stick
before_damage: And you thought you played a lot of botw.
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
Well, you took the island's power source, now it's falling. 
Anexmedia: or like "I don't want to put a rock on this cool weapon...howeve this stick...
betweenmyself: Only one way to find out
RandomTrivia: @ScrapyardGhostTrain ... was that a Spy Kids 2 reference?!
DKMTG1: @doodlesthegreat I'll be honest I thought you were just gonna fuse to the master sword hilt and it would break off so you have to fuse something else to it
GlennSeto: Menial tools, yeah.
saucemaster5000: of all the new mechanics, the fusing might be my favorite -- it kinda solves some of the problems I had with breath of the wild gving you lots of stuff you didn't want to use
ScrapyardGhostTrain: @ScrapyardGhostTrain Nope.
DoodlestheGreat: And now, the back side of water!
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betweenmyself:
Path back to the far shore located 
GlennSeto: nice
RandomTrivia: Game good, no notes
before_damage: Does Nintendo know how to make games?
Anexmedia: I almost never say "No notes" when it comes to a major title...but just No notes, they nailed this one
GlennSeto: I have a few nitpicks, but this is already a classic.
A_Dub888: T H I C C S T I C C
betweenmyself: Slap a sail to the stick
yalc321: Stick-stick is ultimate weapon
iSmartMan1: Longggg Longggg Stiiiiiick
GlennSeto: (Like, I would love to manually fave certain materials.)
Anexmedia: also i'm way more focused on expanding my inventory now so i can hold more things to glue to
DoodlestheGreat: Louisvills Slugger.
Xed_Regulus: A Log Bat? I think I saw that in Saint's Row 3
ralphthellama: The Legend of Zelda: Pen Pineapple Apple Pen
7gorobei: the Ur-stick
Lysander_salamander: hows the tiers of the kingdom going?
DoodlestheGreat: You invented the signboard.
RandomTrivia: Oh that's very cool
GlennSeto: @xed_regulus Ah, censored version without the physics, eh?
Xed_Regulus: @GlennSeto Exactly
r10pez10: they missed a trick calling it a "wind waker"
nickthecatbear: Link now ready for a labor strike
betweenmyself: Attach your younger brother to a sword in a way that won’t get you grounded. The possibilities are nigh endless!
satyropodobny: oh the misery
yalc321: Dont forget materials ~
GlennSeto: Still a weird "flex" when it came to game censorship, that Saints Row 3 bat.
betweenmyself: Up up has not been gone gone there… there…
patrick_stonecrusher: Give em tha stick.... DON'T give em tha stick... oooooohhhhhhh..!
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coolbond: just finished the eurovision song contest and decided to join you
7gorobei: what happens when you put a rock on a longstick?
coolbond: how is the game so far
coolbond: @7gorobei rock on a stick
Viewers_Like_You: Yeah, but I prefer Chromecast
patrick_stonecrusher: Pizza peel
GlennSeto: @viewers_like_you damn
Anexmedia: that QoL is the best thing
Izandai: RIGHT???
SnackPak_:

GlennSeto: mhmmm
Izandai: Such a nice QOL feature.
betweenmyself:
Lay the hammer down? 
Fruan: Best UI improvement
Anexmedia: but what if...we drop one of those fish?
Izandai:

GlennSeto: In my mind, I always go "keep at least 5 stamellas, we might need to dye something on brand..."
Gekyouryuu: can you fuse an entire raft to a sword?
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
GlennSeto: is it?!
iSmartMan1: TOS
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Anexmedia: they knew what they were doing
A_Dub888: !sir
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Lysander_salamander:

BigDaddyBland87: Shroomstick
betweenmyself: Big stick with a mushroom tip… COMEDY!
Izandai:

Lysander_salamander: is there farming in this game?
patrick_stonecrusher: Mushroom stamp
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BigDaddyBland87: Defeat your enemy by getting them high on shrooms
Izandai:
oh my god that sound effect 
r10pez10: farming? unsure. harming? yes
GlennSeto: Wonder if that weapon costs less stamina to use.
Gekyouryuu: ah, they changed the shape of amber
iSmartMan1: Bouncy?
BigDaddyBland87: Oh no it knows bubble beam
GlennSeto: Bouncy thicc
GedankenPalast_: Oh oh
Lysander_salamander: oh it was a blupee
dumbo3k: stream couldn't handle the thicc bouncy?
Izandai: eeeyup
GedankenPalast_: Yea one arrow is enough I think
GlennSeto: Ah legion of Pauls just carrying network infrastructure into a moving truck.
SnackPak_:

accountmadeforants:
a shirt 
iSmartMan1: Shirt!
Fruan: shirt!
Lysander_salamander: yay
Izandai: AT LONG LAST, SHIRT
Juliamon: Only took what, 4 hours?
Boon_33: woo shirt!
Gekyouryuu: we HAD a top, but then Zelda disappeared.
Izandai: I was so bewildered by how long it takes to get shirt.
BigDaddyBland87: Link no longer breaks TOS
patrick_stonecrusher: 40% of a top, at least
GlennSeto: So, if Links bouncy thicc stick breaks ... does being a champion come with good insurance?
Lysander_salamander: oh, Rauru looks kind of cool
accountmadeforants: I like that he's just sitting there, feet dangling
Mazrae: I think the last new Zelda game that I played was Twilight Princess so it's been a good while since I played a new one
Pal_Friendpatine: Did we take our break?
Anexmedia: they are liberal with the arrows and I love that
GlennSeto: @mazrae You skipped the most hand-hold-y one, so that might be good?
Fruan: @Anexmedia Yeah! I presume it's because fuse arrows are such a cool mechanic they didn't want to gate it
GlennSeto: Plus bows still break all the time.
Mazrae: The last Nintendo console that I had was a Wii so I've never really had a console to play any of the other ones
RedRaptor: Did we learn what would happen if you shot something with an omelette arrow?
Fruan: Oh man. I never thought to stick those together.
GlennSeto: Can bows be fused or is it just arrows?
Anexmedia: good enough for government work
coolbond: think i climbed down for that chest
GlennSeto: That's a paddlin.
skrt_01: Just got here, has beej fused a skateboard yet?
iSmartMan1: @skrt_01 He hasn't gotten to wheels yet
iSmartMan1: You can climb those?!
LordZarano: raaaaft
Chartle: let him cook
Mazrae: That was a pretty good beat
iSmartMan1: Hyrule Field
iSmartMan1: Couldn't quite hear that one
Anexmedia: what about meat and eggs?
7gorobei: you have fish now
gualdhar: ok maybe I'm missing something, but since when does Link randomly carry rocks around?
iSmartMan1: @gualdhar Since he could attach them to weapons
Anexmedia: @gualdhar we found the super glue
betweenmyself: @gualdhar a few minutes before Beej stuck a mushroom onto a club and started murdering things with it
Anexmedia: and so ends the saga of our bouncey thick stick
iSmartMan1: We are now kid-friendly once again
Izandai: The real value of some of these weapon fusions is how they increase your reach.
Ritaspirithntr: ^
TheAinMAP:

GedankenPalast_: o7
betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun remember you can do dodge backflips with the X button while targeting a creature
jacqui_lantern234: hey again, nerds. i am back from a nap
Izandai:

TheAinMAP:

betweenmyself: That’s one way to detach a shroom from your weapon
Mazrae: Now we have elemental damage
r10pez10: alright i'm back
r10pez10: did we fuse any abominations
iris_of_ether: Thicc raft
jacqui_lantern234:
@r10pez10 hi back, nice to meet you! im jacqui 
Anexmedia: found it
betweenmyself: Roboboid made himself a Broader Sword
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skylordshadow: Did that robot fuse a sword with another sword
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v_nome: So do we get one unbreakable weapon as like a base?
Anexmedia: I really love how Ultrahand ties into the fuse, if you can pick it up odds are it'll go on a stick
Anexmedia: good synergy
betweenmyself: @v_nome nope
Mazrae: Can we make a rock arrow
v_nome: @betweenmyself dang
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
betweenmyself: The very BROADEST of swords
baltimore_667083: the ultra rust
jacqui_lantern234: Rusty "Rusty Broadsword" Broadsword
DKMTG1: Fuse weapon with bow?
Mazrae: Now to make a thick stick thick stick
v_nome: Careful it doesn't get wet or it might become a Rusty Rusty-Broadsword Broadsword
baltimore_667083: the broadsword of all time
skrt_01: for a fun one, Fuse a cart with your shield.
Anexmedia: Ok so here me out...what if minecart on stick
BusTed: Naturally.
7gorobei: no this is pod racing
r10pez10: where we're going we don't need roads
Mazrae: Fuse shield and fan
baltimore_667083: trains 101 with Engineer Beej
r10pez10: under/over on it flying the wrong direction
Mazrae: Beejgineering
jacqui_lantern234: *seagull voice* MINES
betweenmyself: You ever see those rocket sled tests in the Nevada desert where they crash things into things at hundreds of mph?
Mazrae: Beejgineering**
Mazrae: Beejineering**
Izandai: This is certainly one way to do it.
Anexmedia: in the inventory
Anexmedia: can't do it from the spell menu
betweenmyself:
Fuse the cart to your shield! Sew the curtains to the drapes! Let em know you’ve been there!!! 
Mazrae: Can you fuse one of those fans to the shield so that if an enemy hits it could possibly blow them back
coolbond: inventory and then destroy enchantment
Lysander_salamander: that's amazing
r10pez10: awh cute it scales
Gilles3: gives a new meaning to "Minecraft"
GlennSeto: Wait, what if you surf on that shield?
yalc321: Time to go shield carting
Mazrae: That's called a sled I think
A_Dub888: It's Mine O'Clock
coolbond: i prefer shooting brightbloom seeds over striking it as i can get them planted in the ceiling and provide more light
Metalupis: very fan-cy
NotCainNorAbel: nothing ridiculous about this
v_nome: Oh this looks like a fun system
Iperithon: Have to say, I'm a huge fan of this
hackingducks: now he can do his fan dance
NotCainNorAbel: using only fans
A_Dub888: fantastic
7gorobei: but can he do the fandango?
GlennSeto: dunno, seems fan-service-y
coolbond: Beej just so you know zonai devices on shields will break it very fast as it drains durability like mad
GlennSeto: welp
NotCainNorAbel:

v_nome: We have invented doing donuts in the parking lot!
TheAinMAP: It's a turntable. Without the table.
patrick_stonecrusher:

GlennSeto: Not enough track.
gualdhar: there's something keeping the wheels off the track wasn't there? some green bars on the bottom
GlennSeto: I think just dirt
LordZarano: This is Minecraft now
GlennSeto: Link didn't fall to his death yet.
Mazrae: Make a stick stick
GlennSeto: Has Beej made a sword sword yet?
iSmartMan1: So energy charges give you more batteries!
GlennSeto: Suddenly zoanite has currency.
jacqui_lantern234:
@TheAinMAP a turn? an ARCTIC TURN?! no wonder it was saying Backstreet Boys!!! 
Lysander_salamander: nice, it's like a gatchapon
GlennSeto: Can humanity just skip ChatGPT and Skynet and go straight to Steward Constructs?
DarkMorford: They're like the capsules from Dragon Ball
GlennSeto: I thought of DB too.
Shadwhawk: Well, you attached the minecart to something that was already nearly broken
iSmartMan1: Aww, you scared him
GlennSeto: There seem to be more tiers of sticks in this game, just to make certain attachments more viable.
Mazrae: Can you make a shield shield to go with the sword sword
Dreamlettuce: I have a safety concern.
big_blue_man: truly a weapon to surpass metal gear
betweenmyself: Hopefully this game has fast food restaurants so we can make a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.
GlennSeto: @dreamlettuce Year, this is missing a korok bumper.
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iSmartMan1: Did not expect this stream to go so long
betweenmyself: Damn, that would actually make a good Yum Brands ad campaign alongside Nintendo… Play LoZ:TotK… *Link constructs a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell*… Somebody pay me money!
Mazrae: Chat I loved all the fun puns from earlier
Mazrae: The fan puns**
DeM0nFiRe:
secret podcast
foopoiuyt: Secret Podcast!
TheAinMAP: !secret
LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always salty.
gualdhar: ssshhh chat
Mazrae: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: A MIMIC, RUN!
gualdhar: don't talk about it, it's a secret
Mazrae: !advice
LRRbot: Never touch the mystery box.
Mazrae: !badadvice
LRRbot: Test the death pit.
Mazrae: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You can't understand; you're not sailors.
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Mazrae: !sire
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Mazrae: Sorry for spamming a little
Makhiel: feight train though
GlennSeto: Does more than any previous tenple of time then ...
Mazrae: Wait does link have the Fuse Fuse fruit?
GlennSeto: Very dense area.
betweenmyself:
Gachapon confirmed! 
laundreydhull: Huh. You did a thing.
7gorobei: gachazon
iSmartMan1: Try the flame emitter
GedankenPalast_:
Put 5 charges in 
laundreydhull:
Oh, its a candy dispensing contraption 
Chartle: it could even be a fan
Darleysam: could even be a boat!
betweenmyself: Five charges is a good number to put in, yes
GlennSeto:

Mazrae: I have a feeling don't let Jacob know about this
GlennSeto: Has Jacob caught the gatcha fever before?
GedankenPalast_: I have the feeling it adds to the pool whatever tool you find.
laundreydhull: @Mazrae How is Jacob anyhow?
Juliamon: ah, the Heather device
iSmartMan1: You can still use it
yalc321: It's reusable, and great on equipment
Mazrae: I don't know but I feel like from I remember what the mystery suit case that he said that he did for DB sounds like gotcha would be something he would like
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GlennSeto: okay, same pool of items, apparently
laundreydhull: Would that make charges worth more though?
GlennSeto: @mazrae mh, agreed
yalc321: Each machine has it's own pool of prizes
GlennSeto: Well, the shards also improve weapons.
Boon_33: when will vending machine culture go to far? (looks at japan) o nevermind
betweenmyself:

laundreydhull: I asked myself why he couldn't jump higher only to acknowledge the gear he's carrying just now...
betweenmyself: A rogue Graham!
laundreydhull: GRRHmm!
jdb399: Hi Graham!
iSmartMan1: Hey Graham!
groovemancery: Are ya winning, son?
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arkham1981: 24 mothns! The full year.
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Ritaspirithntr: WHAT!?
groovemancery: oooh I didn't even think of that
disciple007: Stream gone off the rails?
iSmartMan1: AAAAAAA
GlennSeto: GOTY
disciple007: Omfg
DeM0nFiRe:

gualdhar: ok, fine, I guess I'm buying it
disciple007: SPOILERS
Ritaspirithntr: OH NO!
BusTed: Grind it!
Ritaspirithntr: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! What is rare sugar, anyway?
polygonalpizza: Who put tony hawk in my zelda?
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ScrapyardGhostTrain: So that's why there was a skate-ramp earlier.
laundreydhull: lucky Switcheroo mains
DeM0nFiRe: Neat
betweenmyself: “Ain’t no way” Game proves Beej wrong.
GlennSeto: 0_0
disciple007: OMG
saucemaster5000: that is so goddamncool
laundreydhull: try the big one?
laundreydhull: The Kingdom was lost...
GlennSeto: hardest drop since that one Jackass skit
laundreydhull: That's- ashnod's no- The Altar from Narnia!?
betweenmyself:
…
laundreydhull: Y'know, when the ritual backfired and the stone altar cracked or something?
hackingducks: well timed goodbye
iSmartMan1: I think the long cart would help there
betweenmyself: I wanted to be like “beej…” but I also didn’t want to.
before_damage: Oh, did Graham stop in?
before_damage: I saw it in the stream preview
GlennSeto: briefly, yea
Juliamon: G popped in to mention the minecart rail grinding
Juliamon: And so Link experienced his first deaths.
laundreydhull: @Juliamon Hell yea, right!? Why can't Minecraft do that JAMES- uh, I meme... Serge!?
betweenmyself: @loadingreadyrun If you save and them reload the physics objects should return to their original spawn points.
compactdisco: You can walk along the rail if your super careful
GlennSeto: Kinda want a supercut of such stunts to 90s skater punk with fake point scores
ArchRequiemD: I am learning so many things watching you play. I never thought to combine half the items you have. I also had completely forgot about shield surf.
GlennSeto: I'm curious what surfing a fan shield does.
Boon_33: embrace the sidecar life Beej
Boon_33: the spare carts were a trap
hackingducks: physics!
Juliamon: ok
GlennSeto: my brain
ShaneLeeAtk: Hooray! Physics!
Boon_33: science!
GlennSeto: ouch
saucemaster5000:
I'm thinking about it
Genie_M: Try the fan shield as propulsion?
GlennSeto: Excellent timing.
neacon: wrong track gauge, need to purchase new train
GlennSeto: jesus
laundreydhull: *gasp* It's a Railing Crest!
Lysander_salamander: nice catch
Enki1256: Almost
iSmartMan1: One cart short
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GlennSeto: four carts it is then
Boon_33: when in doubt add thrust till you've invented the aircraft
betweenmyself: Certainly not the approach I took but will be awesome if it works.
Juliamon: I wonder, can you hoverboard with your fan shield?
Lysander_salamander: is there a way to patch the rail?
iSmartMan1: SO close!
betweenmyself: Awwww
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DarkMorford: Uh oh
laundreydhull: are ye locked?
GlennSeto: What you had to, Jim.
DeM0nFiRe: You did a science!
saucemaster5000: Interesting art exhibit?
blooperman12: This is certainly a confusing point to pop into the stream
iSmartMan1: One more fan, you need more propulsion, I think
Ritaspirithntr: Arrow
before_damage: I haven’t seen someone do it this way which is cool
Ritaspirithntr: ?
NotCainNorAbel: more speed?
RedRaptor: Would fans in the front help out? Have it all wheel drive instead of rear wheel drive?
iSmartMan1: It made it across, it just needs more speed
countingku: yup
before_damage: There it is
betweenmyself: Yup
Lysander_salamander: like a gondola?
betweenmyself: That’s what worked for me
Ritaspirithntr:
Cause why not? 
GlennSeto: YES
Lysander_salamander: yay
BusTed:

iSmartMan1: Did the stream crash again?
v_nome: Got there!
saucemaster5000:

Ritaspirithntr: GOT THERE!!!
Boon_33:

disciple007: Hell ya
Juliamon:

ScrapyardGhostTrain:

saucemaster5000: I'm so happy that worked
v_nome: @iSmartMan1 Not for me?
Boon_33: fission macomplished
betweenmyself: Well, push a square peg through a round hole hard enough and something’s bound to give.
before_damage: I can’t believe that actually worked. By the power of BEEJ!
GlennSeto: The misaligned carts almost screwed you.
iSmartMan1: Working now
before_damage: Someone clip that and sent it to miomoto
betweenmyself: Oooh, now I want a Hook Shield.
betweenmyself: *makes not to self*
betweenmyself: Note, even
Lysander_salamander: yay
Grimnus: Nailed it
disciple007: This is pretty funny compared to day9 spending 2 hours and raging
before_damage: Zen Beej
GlennSeto: Two hours on the broken rail? Oof.
EldarLuin: Eye of Sauron....
betweenmyself: Climate do what it do sometimes.
GlennSeto: I have a church nearby that creates its own microclimate
Shadwhawk: Whoa, never encountered that guy
EldarLuin:

GlennSeto: oh wow... I never seen this
saucemaster5000: this chungus one-shot me more times than I care to admit
betweenmyself: This is an interesting fight. Gott figure out what’s doing.
GlennSeto: @saucemaster5000 I mean, at 3-4 hearts...
EldarLuin: The Borg attacks!
GlennSeto: Wonder if you can yeet the core into the abyss.
DarkMorford: Screw you, GLaDOS!
Lysander_salamander: what happens if you just heave the block over the edge?
Juliamon: Okay, this is a rad boss fight
Boon_33: nothing says agility like carrying a minecart on your back
betweenmyself: It’s a nice alternative to the golems from BotW
RedRaptor: This boss is so cool. I love how it teleports to attack like that.
GlennSeto: That's the kinda shit Bayonetta and Link talk shop about in the Smash Bros. lobby.
RedRaptor: Can you throw the main cube off the platform?
Izandai: Oh huh, it didn't try that trick on me.
saucemaster5000: wait... you can put swords on other swords????
They_Are_Alyx: This is a fascinating boss design
betweenmyself: Having beat the is encounter I’m eager to see how they switch things up in later iterations.
GlennSeto: It has so many cool forms.
Makhiel: nice
iSmartMan1: Weapon upgrade thing!
betweenmyself:
Attach it to a weapon 
dumbo3k: that seems like a neat fusion thingy
GlennSeto: It's a hedge trimmer!
Lysander_salamander: wow this area is huge
jessicaengle: A garden weasel!
EldarLuin: Old school gaming; throwing yourself off the chair while trying to steer in video games!
distrustingspectator: is this game good?
GlennSeto: Now I just want to build a chainsword.
before_damage: Have you tried the jetpack? (/j)
Juliamon: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 2:24:51.
Juliamon: oh, right, the downtime
GlennSeto: @eldarluin I recently played Returnal and IRL leaning made quite the comeback.
before_damage: Teaching you have the new cave mechanic, eh. How dare they.
EldarLuin: @GlennSeto lol Nice. I played C64 and apparently I gamed like that.
jessicaengle:

betweenmyself: There are peppers outside the cave
Pal_Friendpatine: I saw some plants to pick out front of the cave
TheEmperorofIceCream: Isn't the frog named something warm
coolbond: Alright chat i need help naming Zelda's Golden Horse, All i can think of is Zelda and that would just be wrong.
TheSimplyChris: Hi there, have you completed the fire temple?
iSmartMan1: Saria's Song
GlennSeto: @eldarluin My family's first console was the NES and Mario Bros. had a lot of that for everyone.
TheEmperorofIceCream: Oh I see
EldarLuin:
@GlennSeto Exactly. Old school gaming. 
GlennSeto: @coolbond Link ... that's what she would name it in a heartbeat.
before_damage: Unlike Serge, Beej loves seeds (botania)
knightWarrior82: Second best Saturday stream show ever !
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zed_alpha: So I take it I ought to play the first game in the series?
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GlennSeto:
@zed_alpha Do you mean BotW or Zelda 1? 
before_damage: Well I’m gonna head out. Thank you for sharing this with us Beej. I look forward to seeing what progress you’ve made by next weekend’s stream.
TheEmperorofIceCream: Can't wait for my download to finish so I can play this game. Any day now...
RedRaptor: I see the true villain so far has been Beej
jessicaengle: Spicy game
betweenmyself: I could never get used to gyroscope aiming, had to turn it off. More power to those who can manage with it on.
Nuurgle: the Guardians are playing Call of Duty?
GlennSeto: @betweenmyself I enjoy it as a fine-tuning addition to right stick aiming.
RedRaptor: How do you use those portable pots?
Genie_M: And you have a dozen portable pots
gibbousm: how's the sky?
GlennSeto: You select it in the menu and Link puts one down.
betweenmyself: Just catch it
GlennSeto: As far as I'm concerned, there has been no time wasting in this stream.
betweenmyself: There are a fair number of Koroks in this starter area.
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Chartle: red stick blue stick
GlennSeto: mmh, I could go for that right now
betweenmyself:
As a goof I wonder what you get with salt and pepper 
iSmartMan1: More?!
GlennSeto: @betweenmyself Good all-female 90s hip hop.
betweenmyself:
@glennseto always wondered: which one’s Salt, which one’s Pepa, and which one got stuck with the name “N” 
GlennSeto: If they split it like that, the latter still got more billing than the DJ of RunDMC
GlennSeto: I looove mob-on-mob aggro in games.
Nuurgle: now you've got a giant match
Juliamon: oh that uses a LOT of energy
7gorobei: fire blender
GlennSeto: Now I wanna try building a tank that can take on a Hinox
ralphthellama: Oh so that's what they meant by "bottomless"
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RedRaptor: They should grow back too, right? I wonder what the grow rate would be.
betweenmyself: It’s our old buddy!
TheAinMAP: This seems like a 'kill it with fire' situation.
XenoPenumbra: Yeah these guys are omega cursed
TheEmperorofIceCream: Is this a like like now
GlennSeto: Shield gourmets extraordinaire
CururuGuasu: It’s the new and improved Like-Like
mowdownjoe: Like Likes have traditionally been unlikable.
betweenmyself: @theemperoroficecream *taps nose*
jessicaengle: Thanks I hate it
SnackPak_:

TheAinMAP:

betweenmyself: Kept your shield… Nice
Nuurgle: "welp, I'm inside the worm again. Time to eat an apple!"
GlennSeto: I love having them back, but they totally made my mom and me quit Zelda 1
XenoPenumbra:
I don't like-like em 
betweenmyself:
I got real excited until I realized you got an opaL… with an “L”… 
Nuurgle: SOLD!
dumbo3k: I wonder if a flame emitter shield can keep you warm?
dumbo3k: or if it can light a fire
Nuurgle: only if you turn it the wrong way
jessicaengle: This game has everything
betweenmyself:
“That’s no moon…” 
dumbo3k: I prefer my moons to book it across the sky, instead of towards me
jessicaengle: Does anyone remember the Strong Bad email where if he could have his hands replaced with prosthetics, what would they be, and he chose I think a bullhorn and a bucket? That's what this game reminds me of
mowdownjoe: 🙂
betweenmyself: “Wow, that moon IS getting closer now that you mention it..” *BADOOOM* Start of the third day.
yalc321: You can do it, i believe in you
r10pez10: !korok
LRRbot: Ya-ha-ha! You found me!
Gilles3: I don't actually know the intended way to do this, I doubt the way I did it was intended
TheAinMAP: How long have there been koroks in chat? Is that new today?
iSmartMan1: !korok
LRRbot: Ya-ha-ha! You found me!
mowdownjoe: @gilles3 I was the same way. The thing I did felt like I was abusing the system.
iSmartMan1: Zelda's Lullaby
iSmartMan1: Song of storms?
Fruan: I also feel like I cheated in this section.
betweenmyself:
I just cut down trees and built a ramp to the upper plateau… 
GlennSeto: Ballad of the Windfish
betweenmyself: The rock wall behind the waterfall is a good inclusion though.
disciple007: The shrines look like something
mowdownjoe: @betweenmyself Mine was similar. Except I stuck my construction into this crevasse in the icy cliff and climbed up it.
mowdownjoe: Now we ASCEND.
Juliamon: Wallhacks
Fruan: time for uppies!
betweenmyself: Power the third.
groovemancery: @mowdownjoe yeah, you can just build a long bridge of logs and climb it vertically, which is neat
DoodlestheGreat: Yep, it's a MASSIVE cheat.
aitsu100: ascend is so much fun
Lysander_salamander: oh cool
GlennSeto: It's a debug tool that they turned into a feature.
iSmartMan1: Isn't this just another speedrun strat turned into a mechanic?
GlennSeto: And I'll still be forgetting about it a hundred hours in.
TheAinMAP: I can't help but think that must be the weirdest sensation.
iSmartMan1: @glennseto you need to fight more Taluses
GlennSeto: oh? oh!
Fruan: @iSmartMan1 Wait, that works?!
groovemancery: @iSmartMan1 I didn't even think of using it on the one I fought earlier
betweenmyself:
It’s like being born… But less fleshy. 
iSmartMan1: Yep, you can ascend THROUGH a Talus!
GlennSeto: Right up their taint... x_x
Lysander_salamander: oh awesome
Fruan: Having to confirm exit is nice
jessicaengle: We have Portal powers now too?
GlennSeto: But regarding the sensation... Link makes swimming motions, so maybe just like water?
jessicaengle: This game really does have it all
groovemancery: yeah, you don't always want to ascend into a camp of mobs
DoodlestheGreat: This light is Sanforized for your protection.
jessicaengle: Gotcha, up and down, but not side to side or back in time.
Lysander_salamander: so the conceit is you're removing the lingering corruption from your body to bring you back to your former strength?
GlennSeto: Then again, BotW Link does not emote a lot ... Wind Waker Link might use this power and just have the most haunted look on his face.
GlennSeto: Like he's been to the Warp from 40k.
iSmartMan1: Another gachapon!
Lysander_salamander: nice
Fruan: PANTS
Boon_33: Pants!
Boon_33: waaahoo
GlennSeto: Sufficiently warm pants.
iSmartMan1: !korok
LRRbot: Ya-ha-ha! You found me!
Lysander_salamander: can you descend as well?
GlennSeto: Sadly, no.
niccus: ascend upside down and emerge at the other end of the planet
iSmartMan1: That's right, Beej, you know what those are for
Boon_33: @niccus airlines don't want you to know this one neat trick
GlennSeto: It's been okay for me, but I get what you mean.
SaxPython:
@niccus 
Lysander_salamander: cool
GlennSeto: I get queasy when I frantically look for something I seem to have missed in a game.
Lysander_salamander: oh neat
iSmartMan1: That is a wing
Mazrae: Plus Ultra Hand
Fruan: Ascend
Fruan: They really want you to play with the Wings, huh?
GlennSeto: KFC cross-promotion
jdb399: Dragon 👀
7gorobei: only fans
iSmartMan1: Put it on the launch rails
SnackPak_: punch it, chewy
SaxPython:
sky aircraft carrier 
SnackPak_: this is so cool
Lysander_salamander: oh cool
SnackPak_:

GlennSeto: it's so intuitive too
Anexmedia: oh you found the fur leggings, even better
iSmartMan1: That was the smoothest one of those landings I've seen yet
Anexmedia: and a kidney bean
Lysander_salamander: bean!
Lysander_salamander: kiss the bean
GlennSeto: Tried gliding down a certain chasm on a wing... it did not go well.
Anexmedia: Bean of the Kingdom they call it
Lysander_salamander: is she stuck outside time?
SaxPython: #Hands
GlennSeto: Link, you dolt, she wants her tablet back.
distrustingspectator: shiny
gualdhar: H A N D
Fruan: This is such a good cutscene. Like... an all time great. Doing it without dialogue is just perfection.
iSmartMan1: Yaas, it's rewind time!
SaxPython: are we mega man now?
SaxPython: woah
TheAinMAP:

James_LRR: wow, still going eh?
Fruan: Between Ascend and Rewind this game is constantly making me feel like an idiot. My brain can't keep up.
mowdownjoe: @james_lrr He's a madman, James.
SnackPak_: turns out, Beej enjoys Zelda games
therisingtithes: Can you still perform any of the actions from the last game?
James_LRR: I've been watching a lot of this game in the last 24 hours and now I want it
James_LRR: gimmie!
niccus: you can still swing sticks
Ritaspirithntr: It’s a GOOD GAME!
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GlennSeto: @therisingtithes You get a better magnesis at least.
Lysander_salamander: cool finger snap
James_LRR: he's actively gaming
Lysander_salamander: wow she's a lot smaller than she used to be
SnackPak_: wow
Ritaspirithntr: RUDE!
Fruan: H A N D S
Lysander_salamander: oh
Boon_33: hands!
mowdownjoe: Wait to blasphemy.
Boon_33:
neat! 
dougma: ahhhh... joining 3.5 hours into Beej writing off that preorder
Juliamon: actually 7 hours
dougma: hows the game
dougma: NICE
LunarJade: Yeah I like the map automarks some stuff as you find it.
Juliamon: we had an internet death
Lysander_salamander: interesting show of elevation
dougma: Is that the map of what was already explored?
Fruan: Rewind freezing time while you make your selection is so handy. Makes using it to send projectiles back to sender much easier.
mowdownjoe: Actively gaming.
matthaus_c: hard g gaming
Lysander_salamander: that's a bunch
Juliamon: Bigger battery... big cost
Lysander_salamander: that's a lot of refining
SaxPython:

Fruan: And this is the first one!
mowdownjoe: I FORGOT WHERE THIS WAS. I know what I'm doing.
Ritaspirithntr: YUP!
betweenmyself: So you’re at 10…
Bruceski: Zelda: Minecraft.
QuixoticScrivener: Not complaining, I'm surprised you're still at this Beej.
Lysander_salamander: dang, rude of the game to introduce the gatchapon before showing what else you use the currency for
iSmartMan1: @quixoticscrivener He is taking his time
SaxPython:

QuixoticScrivener: @iSmartMan1 More of a "reaching hour 7" comment, I look the slow roll.
QuixoticScrivener: *I like
Lysander_salamander: nice
Bruceski: The electrical grid is a fascinating puzzle where every time something gets expanded they hit a different bottleneck. People talk (rightfully) about power plants but there's massive efforts to try and build a better battery that would open up a lot of possibility space if they figure it out.
SaxPython: yeet!
Ritaspirithntr: Weeeeee!!!
Viewers_Like_You: Oh sweet, Beej is still Zelding? Just got back from dinner, this is a pleasant surprise
Boon_33: I like pumping water uphill as power storage, no shortage of water that way
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Lysander_salamander: I like their "voices" for the shrine
Viewers_Like_You: Water evaporates, but it also falls from the sky sometimes. Free water!
TheEmperorofIceCream: So is that hand a glove or does link have a Cable situation going on?
Boon_33: fresh water storage is a nice byproduct
Boon_33: you can always drink the profits
Bruceski: It's like how in BotW you can try to grab the Master sword right away.
iSmartMan1: @theemperoroficecream Definitely Cable
Lysander_salamander: oh, can you rewind the wing while you're riding it?
Boon_33: let's go!
SaxPython: Ride Into the Danger Zone
Boon_33: surfing mechanics?
Fruan: This Wing caused my first death. Good luck!
jdb399: This game isn't about feet, it's about meters
Boon_33: where we dropping>
BrowneePoints: *splat*
Ritaspirithntr: Oops
TheAinMAP:

Lysander_salamander: oh good
Bruceski: do over
SaxPython: lol
iSmartMan1: That works?!
Boon_33: punch the ground, that's how superheroes handle that sort of fall
betweenmyself: Hackz
Darleysam: "yep, that's me.. you're probably wondering how I got here..."
Lysander_salamander: didn't know you can teleport mid air
SaxPython: @Darleysam A+
iSmartMan1: @boon_33 Superhero landings are bad for the knees
BrowneePoints: I found out the hard way, that these Zonai Wings have timers
BrowneePoints:
don't be me 
HasturTheYellow: Beautiful engineering
aitsu100: ah good auto correcting launcher
Boon_33: surf's up
Lysander_salamander: tricky
GlennSeto: @browneepoints Central Hyrule?
BrowneePoints: @GlennSeto ?
SnackPak_:

Boon_33:

iSmartMan1:

jdb399: The first time I tried there I missed the pond by literal inches lol
BrowneePoints: It's even funnier when you're not paying attention and they despawn from under you. Big ACME moment
iSmartMan1: For a second, I thought the korok was riding his back
GlennSeto: @browneepoints I found out that wings have a timer under the castle
BrowneePoints: haven't gone there yet @GlennSeto
iSmartMan1: Only one way to find out!
GlennSeto: The science may be wonky, but the scientific method is strong in this game.
Bruceski: So how many times this stream has Beej forgotten he doesn't have the glider? I made a few craters.
iSmartMan1: @bruceski None yet
BrowneePoints: Yea...I saw them flashing and was like "oh what's this" and then *poof* and I audibly screamed
Drigerslash: HELLO BEEJ and chat whats happening this is my first look at the game
GlennSeto: Very few craters, considering, but he misses it dearly
BrowneePoints:
I was still well over 1,000 ft in the air 
GlennSeto:
Were you over water? 
BrowneePoints: No. No I was not
Lysander_salamander: hard to judge when to jump off
GlennSeto: @browneepoints RIP
Texan_Reverend: Good evening, Beej!
Texan_Reverend: And hello, chatfolk.
Lysander_salamander: nice ambient soundscape
GlennSeto: Hi Texan!
Lysander_salamander: nice!
SnackPak_:

Texan_Reverend: This has been lovely to have up on the TV today. The game is beautiful.
James_LRR: ACTIVELY GAMING!
GlennSeto: Dann
iSmartMan1:

aitsu100: thread that needle
BrowneePoints: Your ankles are quivering in fear Beej
TheAinMAP:

Anexmedia: The pucker is real
Graham_LRR: Somebody clip it
xelazeratul:

Lysander_salamander: They put a bunch of really cool small things into this
BrowneePoints: Patrick Swayze would be proud Beej
iSmartMan1: I wonder if you would die from landing on a lily pad
GlennSeto: Yes, and-ing the game
SaxPython: Good job clip team
GlennSeto: @ismartman1 Might unlock the next Frog Fractions.
James_LRR: I've been watching a bunch of this game, but I think I've only see this area, is this just the starting area?
Drigerslash: random question why do you have a rock on your back
Juliamon: Rock shield
Juliamon: also rock hammer
GlennSeto: @james_lrr It is.
Gilles3: yes this is the starting area
BrowneePoints: Yes this is Tutorial Island
Juliamon: Tutorial Sky Archipelago really
Drigerslash: so this is the great plateu equivilant then. cool.
iSmartMan1: @drigerslash Yes
Gilles3: BOTW had a similar starting area, but you could be out of that in an hour.. this takes a good bit longer unless you're rushing
Fruan: @Drigerslash Amusingly, it's in the sky over the great plateu
GlennSeto: The tutorial area in BotW was smaller, but also had fewer opportunities to ness around
Drigerslash: @Fruan that is funny
James_LRR:
Beej, you're 30 minutes away from going into OT... do we HAVE a OT program 
Juliamon: Oh, is there a hard 8-hour limit?
yalc321: Beej handles payrolll, its fine
James_LRR: lol, no.
Lysander_salamander:

GlennSeto: Is it the cool OT where the Space Jam theme song plays or the serious adulting kind?
iSmartMan1: You gotta be real careful with the wing
Sarah_Serinde:
Remember when this stream was scheduled for 3 hours? 
GlennSeto: How long has it been?
iSmartMan1:
I had planned to catch up on other streams today 
Sarah_Serinde: Sign of a good game
Gilles3: clearly Beej has decided to play the entire game in one go
matthaus_c: remember when Brownee talked about a timer
James_LRR:
I mean, the channel is yours until 4PM tomrorow 
Juliamon: You... know why it's flashing
laundreydhull: welp...
Darleysam: so, we oopsed into a new play it forward
SnackPak_: from the top
GlennSeto: Narrator voice: And then the flashing stopped.
LunarJade: I mean on the plus side if you wait long enough the walk home won’t be awful. It’s pretty warm out still.
James_LRR: Also, it's a Switch. You can just play on your walk!
matthaus_c: or while driving!
Boon_33: Beej streams the whole....
SnackPak_: James with the big brain play
xelazeratul: @James_LRR How does this game fair with the undocked battery life?
dougma: Um... Beej, you didnt complete that thought... if you dont go home.... that is a bad sign
Juliamon: If he doesn't go home, nobody will be there to tell Heather to take breaks
iSmartMan1: I thought she would be sitting in a separate room playing TotK
ghyllnox: I thought they only bought the one copy
Boon_33: just me, a bottle of shasta, and my all rush mix-tape.
mowdownjoe: Wait, is that a skip?
NosiDM: It's like it starts flashing when you go out of bounds.
matthaus_c: it's just timed
LunarJade: I mean it’ll be a while before I get upset. I’m just finishing a snack and then I’m playing so… I probably won’t notice for a few hours yet.
Wilcroft: Missed it my *this* much
iSmartMan1: Welp, Heather has spoken
mowdownjoe: It's still easy.
DEATHlikescats:
Congratulations on finally getting to play! Appreciate you sharing this with us 
mowdownjoe: You'll still be able to fast travel back here.
GlennSeto: You can come back
ANeMzero: I went out and beej was climbing the steps to the temple of time, I come back hours later.. Beej is climbing the steps to the temple of time.
xelazeratul: No option for stamina?
ANeMzero: I choose to believe there was some mario 64 stair bullshit
GlennSeto: The inertia tool will be missed among speedrunners, I imagine.
Fruan: @xelazeratul They force you to get heart first.
NosiDM: Verisimilitude
xelazeratul: Metroid Prime achieved
DEATHlikescats: Loss and restoration
plundypops: I thought it was optimistic for them to think everyone maxed out heart and stam from the first game, lol.
xelazeratul: inch from death there
TheAinMAP: Open sesame.
laundreydhull: I did think he would dye
xelazeratul: wait, Link is Ashitaka now?
matthaus_c: is this our new husband
GlennSeto: @plundypops 120 shrines, right
plundypops: @xelazeratul he for sure got ashitaka'd
hackingducks: is this always in japanese or is there a setting for the audio separate the subtitles?
Drigerslash: oh is this like KH people getting norted?
HasturTheYellow: Those ears are massive and floppy
Boon_33: great ears
xelazeratul: @plundypops wow yeah, straight up. Didn't honestly expect them to veer so close to that.
Juliamon: hackingducks Multiple language settings
laundreydhull: tis a fine, alpaca, llama, caribou?!
ralphthellama: Thanks Goat Daddy!
NotCainNorAbel: bye bye llama man
TheTekkieman: @hackingducks It first depends on default System language, and you can change it to however you want.
hackingducks: @Juliamon thanks
HasturTheYellow: 🤝 @boon_33
GlennSeto: There is very good English voice acting as well.
Fruan: Link must be geting awfully sick of ancient ghosts and their final requests by now.
DEATHlikescats: Goodbye dear goat friend.
Simonark: Wintergreen Goat Ghost! Minty fresh.
Ritaspirithntr: Actually, with the Dragons being present up here. Rauru kinda looks like a humanoid version of the dragons flying around in Hyrule.
hackingducks: @hackingducks also thanks. I guess I might have to setup my system the same way.
matthaus_c: internet will supply plenty of llama boyfriend
Bruceski: I'm slowly getting used to it, but Ascend is still getting me. (how do I get up there? ...oh wait."
GlennSeto: @fruan At least the king didn't make it weird to take a leak from here on out
laundreydhull: oh, so you're phasing when swimming through walls...
KV1NN4: @matthaus_c very true XD
DEATHlikescats: Danny Phantoming it
Simonark: Are we still doing phasing
iSmartMan1: @bruceski Did you know you can Ascend through a Talus?
Boon_33: listen!
DEATHlikescats: @simonark lol
GlennSeto: But fish boyfriend... welp, Hylian polycule
CururuGuasu: Fi noises
TheAinMAP:

DEATHlikescats: @glennseto all the partners!
xelazeratul: @CururuGuasu better start watching out for ghirahim
Lysander_salamander: aw
GlennSeto: Get to smithing, Zelda... we want that sword yesterday.
laundreydhull: n-no. Its phasing. That other guy is just a schrodinger's cat's accident... or something.
Natedogg2: I know you're not supposed to accept swords from strange women in lakes, but can you accept swords that are just floating in mid-air?
Bruceski: Fi in there "hurts so much..."
CururuGuasu: On the plus side, that freed up an inventory slot
iSmartMan1: DARGON
Simonark: There is a Nintendo hipster cocktail bar that now is going to make a drink called the Hylian Polycule. It’s going to have an ocarina inside an ice cube in it.
TheTekkieman: The Lake House of Hyrule.
Lysander_salamander: heck yeah dragon
matthaus_c: dwagin
laundreydhull: oh, tis the sols level, probably...
hackingducks: @Natedogg2 I mean, accepting them is fine, but it's no way to choose your government's leadership, that's for sure.
xelazeratul: @Bruceski "As an AI sword model, I am not programmed to feel pain."
GlennSeto: hey buddy
Lysander_salamander: oh
DEATHlikescats: I see why people love this series
Anexmedia: It's so GOOD
laundreydhull: -but why?
Ritaspirithntr: JUMP!
Ritaspirithntr: Find?
Ritaspirithntr: Search?
Chartle: where's that water coming from
Fruan: waterfalls imply the existance of a lake, right? right?
iSmartMan1: @chartle Snowmelt
laundreydhull: @Chartle don't read into it.
DEATHlikescats: Sagashite means find apparently
plundypops: Real Assassin's Creed feeling of this game of leaping from orbit, but its fine as long as there is a puddle to land in.
Simonark: Why are Nintendo princesses never in the first place you check? Is it a zoning issue?
Sarah_Serinde: It does look like a good stopping point, yeah
iSmartMan1: Heather said it's okay to keep going
Viewers_Like_You: You could wrap up the stream by jumping face-first into solid dirt
Driosenth: Beej, follow David Lee Roth's advice, Jump!
laundreydhull: *sniff* I can live with that.
Sarah_Serinde:
You can stretch your legs for a while before playing more at home 
GlennSeto:
It's the long con... the game is actually just the tutorial. 
Simonark: Save and then leap into the abyss?
laundreydhull: My switch is only my next job away...
HasturTheYellow: Villains Union Regulations, the Hero can't have you easy a time @simonark
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NotCainNorAbel:
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Fr0Dough: Ty!
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Lysander_salamander:

iSmartMan1: JUMP
kruudelis: Thanks Beej
foopoiuyt: Thanks, this has been really great and I now want a copy.
polygonalpizza: Thanks for sharing this with us Beej.
GlennSeto: Thank you for sharing this!
matthaus_c: hard to arrest yourself away huh
SnackPak_: thanks for the stream Beej, this was fun
DEATHlikescats: Thanks for sharing this 💗
KWardJenx: Thank you, Beej. This was a real treat.
SaxPython: Absolute great stream
Viewers_Like_You: Thanks for the stream! It was a great time. It'd be neat to see more gameplay on the channel, in whatever form that takes
SaxPython:

OharaRenji: Thanks for streaming!
xelazeratul:

laundreydhull: Also, how much was the Animal Crossing Switch supposed to retail for?
dumbo3k: thanks for the stream! was cozy watching you play
pipshardfour: watched you all day! it was great
DoodlestheGreat: Thanks for the stream, beej.
DEATHlikescats: @laundreydhull $299 usd. I’m looking to sell mine so I looked it up recently
TheAinMAP: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift sub!
matthaus_c: oooh very nice texture
Lysander_salamander: oh wow nice
SaxPython: ooooh
polygonalpizza: You can feel the texture in the back. It's nice.
laundreydhull: no, when in the big boggers stores? Or is it just the same?
aitsu100: the Oled stand is so good
matthaus_c: adults don't need to learn lessons!
NotCainNorAbel:

GlennSeto: Is this the TotK edition?
letfireraindown: Good stuff, I only caught the last 3 hours, but I was able to start my game too
Simonark: My better half’s birthday was in January and yet they also had the same birthday gift.
DEATHlikescats: 8hr stream is impressive! Dang.
Ritaspirithntr: Breath of the Wild now feels like it was the starting Sandbox for Tears.
Ritaspirithntr: Tears feels like what this world should/would’ve been if it was just a single game before the next gen.
pipshardfour: this was work!
TheAinMAP:

TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DEATHlikescats: Today is for Zelda
DEATHlikescats: Enjoy
Drigerslash: stay safe beej hope you enjoy TOTK and have a good night
Sarah_Serinde: !patreon
Sarah_Serinde: !store
pipshardfour: we loved buying merch at MagicCon!
Sarah_Serinde: !youtube
DEATHlikescats: If ever you wanna do a business stream, that’d be neat too!
ghyllnox: And possibly: Beej Raving About This on Chillpoint
Juliamon: It's "you must pay to access the Content"
matthaus_c: the cheese, leon!
FrostyKaze: The big cheese
DEATHlikescats: “Help early on, from her Leon “ brilliant
Lysander_salamander: have a good evening! Thanks for being here.
Juliamon: Thanks so much for this stream, Beej. It's wonderful being able to watch someone play a game the way I would play it (peaking in every corner before proceeding) especially when I can't play it myself.
KWardJenx: Thanks so much, Beej.
Drigerslash: BYE BEEJ!!!
DEATHlikescats:

matthaus_c: great dang time
NotCainNorAbel: this was wonderful
matthaus_c: gotta savour all the things
polygonalpizza: You only experience this for the first time, once.
Juliamon: I want to appreciate all the little details the devs put into the world
ghyllnox: I had a good time!
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ghyllnox: We don't get to watch you play games very often and I like it when we do
TheMerricat: I'm the kid who refused to finish Warcraft missions till I had mined out all the gold and chopped down every tree. So exploring every nook and cranny is very satisfying
LoadingReadyRun: And as much as I was thinking I would save this experience for myself, I am ALSO glad that I got a chance to share it with everyone here. Thanks so much.
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