Can't Draw Horses Club | Value w/ Angel

 beowuuf: value? it's what we gamers love!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club is LIVE! Today @apsalar and @aiAmethyst compare the light side vs the dark side. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1658200167064162304
  Juliamon: 
 Manae:  
 beowuuf: i had to refresh to see that, twitch be twitchy 
 beowuuf:   
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 beowuuf: one month for each informative presentation slide by angel
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 SnackPak_: 
  TXC2: CONTACT
  TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
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 cheezweazl: 100!
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 beowuuf:   
  TXC2: the one year!
 beowuuf: the one year!
 cheezweazl:   
  TXC2: here we GO!
 beowuuf: horse!
 beowuuf: hey cori! hey angel!
 SnackPak_: 
  TXC2: Hello Cori and Angel
 Manae: Ah, "horse" horse and muscle horse, constant tormentors in my fever dreams
eddieatthegov: With Corey and friend. Angel in this case.
 beowuuf: just like BNL we're all about value
 sophieghost: Horse value
 LordZarano: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [6m ago] @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club is LIVE! Today @apsalar and @aiAmethyst compare the light side vs the dark side. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1658200167064162304
  TXC2: are we ever ready?
 beowuuf: slide show! slide show!
 beowuuf: we're going renegade right?
cle0deen: Hello Cori and Angel
eddieatthegov: Are we also hot like wasabi when we bust rhymes, @beowuuf ?
 beowuuf: lol, wait, we're talking light and dark and we have angel and cori. A little on the nose 
 SnackPak_: me too Cori
midnightcurryjazz: same
 bytecaster: Great start, not upsetting at all!
 beowuuf: @eddieatthegov like Leanne rymnes, most likely, yes
 LordZarano: I'm used to value going from 0 to 255
 beowuuf: continuity!
Boopity: The callback 
 beowuuf: it's all been leading to this!
 bytecaster: @beowuuf No, we just learned that value is not continuous but discreet!
eddieatthegov: Okay. Don't hold me. Gonna bust through. We may need to stop.
 SnackPak_: 10/10 gremlin face
  TXC2: it's a continuity cavalcade!
 beowuuf: @beowuuf blast, i fear i need more slideshows 
 accountmadeforants: Refer to [5432-CDHC] in the LRR Bibliography
eddieatthegov: More continuity than feed dump! But they don't have this hat.
 accountmadeforants: Middle one
  TXC2: the sexy one
 bytecaster: The best one
midnightcurryjazz: the one with a gun
 beowuuf: @TXC2 ^
 beowuuf: the real question is, did we see the bear?
 bytecaster: @TXC2 Really like that one's duck face, huh?
  TXC2: bytecaster  it speaks to me 
 beowuuf:  contrast
eddieatthegov: @midnightcurryjazz which isn't the dark one.
midnightcurryjazz: ghost ride that value
midnightcurryjazz: I love high key music
 beowuuf: they're so mid
 LordZarano: So low key is night mode
 bytecaster: Low-Key uses the high numbers and Hig-Key uses the low numbers, got it!
  TXC2: Monke
 beowuuf: oooh
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 Lord_Hosk: Whats a horse if not a very tall dog you can ride?
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 sophieghost: The sexy one
 beowuuf: bacapple
  Juliamon: Honestly I looked at the leaves on the bottom
  TXC2: the eye of Suaron coming out of that Apple
midnightcurryjazz: pear ass
 beowuuf: peaceful?
Boopity: 
  TXC2: pears? or Kiwi birds?
  Juliamon: I think about the pear wiggler every time I see pears
ThorSokar: 
  TXC2: "______, it's an Internet thing."
 iris_of_ether: Or the Biting Pear
  TXC2: even furthererer
 beowuuf: "all" "that"
 beowuuf:   
  TXC2: clap clap clap
 sophieghost: excellent slideshow
 beowuuf: danger noodle or peaceful noodle?
 SnackPak_: ooo
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
 bytecaster: Final Destination, Fox only
Boopity: Will we be doing punch lines?
  TXC2: no lines, only key bumps 
 iris_of_ether:   
ThorSokar: I see Lil Gazebo has made an appearance haha
ThorSokar: perfect, no notes
 iris_of_ether: So a... Sneak peak?
  TXC2: it's like we're playing geoguessr
ThorSokar: that definitely looks like Montana
ThorSokar: that is a VERY old TV production thing
 iris_of_ether: I believe Cori, but I've also never heard "bug"
Amras0x00: ah yes, the little logos constantly in the bottom of my vision
 cyclesprefect: it's in print media too—lots of kinds of info tags. "union bug" to note it was printed at a union shop is the most common one i hear
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ThorSokar: GOOD luck with that
Boopity: Not if they find YOU first!
  TXC2: an ISO for hotkeys
Boopity: 
 iris_of_ether: That's amazing
 TheMerricat: https://xkcd.com/927/
Boopity: Powerful.
 beowuuf: visual studio has an attack phase? hard core
 bytecaster: What is "Debugging" in the context of Magic Online?
ThorSokar: is that "my workflow" TheMerricat ?
 iris_of_ether: @themerricat I don't even have to click that to know what that is
 SnackPak_: prime real estate
Boopity: @beowuuf That's when I press debug and my code kills my computer
 beowuuf: @Boopity 
ThorSokar: Oh, I was thinking of this one: https://xkcd.com/1172/
AdmiralMemo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 112 months!
 AdmiralMemo: Birthday sub! Wooo!
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  TXC2: happy birthday AdmiralMemo
 Earthenone: Otanjōbiomedetō memo
 beowuuf: we saw noooothing!
Boopity: Those are your brain filling in the lines Cori 
  TXC2: we saw everything
 beowuuf:  memo!
ThorSokar: IDK,Angel is very sneaky
 Mangledpixel: boop
 beowuuf: happy birthday
 beowuuf: 
  TXC2: hello Mangledpixel  welcome
 bytecaster: Is chat "The Street"?
ThorSokar: hahaha
 SnackPak_: that's what a sneaky person would say
 beowuuf: angel is light side cori is dark side
  TXC2: when you really think about it, there are no lines, everything is just a bunch of circles
98 raiders from coachNelly have joined!
 AdmiralMemo: Raid!
  TXC2: Hello Raiders!
coachNelly: hihi
 beowuuf:  raiders
 matthaus_c: raid trainnn
Boopity: Hello raiders! We have value here!
  TXC2: hello coachNelly  thanks for the raid
 TheAinMAP:   
 Gooseblast: 
 beowuuf: cori, have you not had your artistic licence revoked yet? 
coachNelly: glad of it
 beowuuf: bless ian
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 xerjen: For value!
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   Anubis169: Bless you! 
   Anubis169: Welcome raiders!
 bytecaster: We are playing White-Black Value today!
coachNelly: 
 iris_of_ether: Both are my experience in Magic: the rare drafting, and the scooping
 beowuuf: og white-black back when it didn't work too well 
midnightcurryjazz: Yeah, angel seems evil and plotting
 Invitare: I too despise red
  TXC2: I love boros but can't stand mono red 
midnightcurryjazz: the opposite of me, and my favorite is red. So it all checks out
 LurkerSpine: mono red 4 life
ThorSokar: Angel is "Team Nobody Wins" if at all possible
 Mangledpixel: eeeevil cookies
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
  TXC2: hello RandomTrivia  welcome
Boopity: Hello @RandomTrivia !
 beowuuf: 
 Mangledpixel: !findquote smudge
  LRRbot: Quote #7393: "Oh no, I smudged my Kirby Portal." —Wheeler [2020-12-11]
  TXC2: what is mud but smudged earth ?
Boopity: @TXC2 So true
 bytecaster: How is Cori the problem student in her own show?
Boopity: 
ThorSokar: maybe you have to type the first letter in the search box haha
 RandomTrivia: By being the protagonist
 iris_of_ether: But design
 iris_of_ether: By*
 SnackPak_: its the dynamic of this show
 beowuuf: given the awesome display of continuity so far, we trust you!
 xerjen: Your own show is the best place to be a problem...
 firehawkzoa: I had a teacher in highschool that was the problem student it's a personality trait
 beowuuf: you're not splitting the seventh part in to two films, are you?
Boopity: Yeah, cause then you can get away with it 
 iris_of_ether:   
  TXC2: this whole is an anime where Cori slowly goes on a journey to becoming a great artist, or at least a better person 
 Mr_Horrible: the Magical MacGuffins
 RandomTrivia: 
 Gooseblast: The Snyder cut fundamentals
Boopity: Hollows from hit anime series, Bleach?
ThorSokar: I appreciate the double down on the joke
 TehAmelie: *sensible chuckle*
  TXC2: for me the series stops after Prisoner of Azkabahn 
 Mr_Horrible: good call, tbh
 Invitare: but is he though?
 beowuuf: his attempt to woo ravens gets more desperate each week 
ThorSokar: what is IN his throat?
  TXC2: lots of LRR members have problems with the trees in Victoria tying to have sex inside of them AKA allergies 
ThorSokar: does Ian clear his throat with a bottle brush?
  Juliamon: It's a really bad pollen year
Boopity: @TXC2 What a way to describe that
 RandomTrivia: Welp
midnightcurryjazz: more smuge
 beowuuf: yay?
 LurkerSpine: ctrl+z does wonders
 RandomTrivia: Consider switching on your windscreen wipers
Boopity: Yayyy! We're learning!
  TXC2: Boopity  it's a Kathleen joke that lives rent free in my head 
  TXC2: MOAR SMUDGE!
 beowuuf: 
ThorSokar: So is the final Can't Draw Horses Club the one where Cori manages to set her computer on fire via pure chaos energy?
 RandomTrivia: 
 beowuuf: don't look!
 RandomTrivia: A scribble is just a dot that went for a walk 
Boopity: Today on CDHC: The Line Police
  TXC2: the final is where Cori draws a massive horse on the ground Art Attack style
Boopity: Suplex the painting!
  Juliamon: She's done it, she's crossed the line
 iris_of_ether: Cori: Art Puncher
 RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Now there's something I've not thought about in [redacted] years
  TXC2: RandomTrivia  right?
 RandomTrivia: Neil Buchanan screwing around was such a good vibe
 beowuuf: @TXC2 orrrr, she lays out all the previews of each cdhc youtube in a square, and they form horse tile pattern!
  TXC2: beowuuf  the long con!
Boopity: 
  TXC2: real life has no Undo
 Gooseblast: I'm imagining Edna from The Incredibles : NO LINES!
 iris_of_ether: Can't Undo Horses
 beowuuf: speaking of things not thought about in years, my brain planted "make way for the mushrooms" in my head out of nowhere today, and that's a very specific britsh 80's advert that I should not still remember...
Boopity: Please do not undo horses
 bytecaster: Welcome to "No Undo Club"
 beowuuf: are we still allowed an Uno though?
Boopity: 
  TXC2: Breaking news: sky not real, just a blanket god left lying around
 Mr_Horrible: Darker Than Grass? I love that anime! 
 matthaus_c: unlike me, personally
Boopity: 
 josh___something: blue?
  TXC2: Purple?
Boopity: Blue/Porple
 SnackPak_: neat
  TXC2: 10000% that's an eyeball thing
  Juliamon: Green is weird
KeytarCat: Isn't everything color an eyball trick
KeytarCat: ah
Boopity: The way I've heard it described, our eyes are most receptive to green cause grass is everywhere
 matthaus_c: we do funky things with the things evolution has given us
KeytarCat: @Boopity I heard it as "We need to know when things AREN'T green
  TXC2: Boopity  it's so you can see things IN the grass
KeytarCat: "
Boopity: Ooooh
 LordZarano: Depends on how you convert
 breadisbest1: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (41m ago).
 iris_of_ether: Oh yeah, the engrissaie or however they spell it
 beowuuf: !schedule
  LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out https://loadingreadyrun.com/live for an interactive schedule, or http://lrr.cc/schedule for a Google Calendar version.
Boopity: The black magic worklow of grayscale to color
 matthaus_c: is it very common in, say, grayscale photography, to adjust green values in pictures to match what a viewer would expect?
 beowuuf: 
Boopity: That's an actual thing, some software doesn't adjust value properly to color when grayscaling, so it's more washed out
 LordZarano: There's like 5 different ways of converting from colour to greyscale https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lightness#Lightness_in_different_colorspaces
Boopity: Why would you call YOURSELF out? 
 beowuuf: we trusted you!
 matthaus_c: look, Rothko would be proud
KeytarCat: We can see multiple crimes
 iris_of_ether: OMG
 matthaus_c: wow
 TehAmelie: the sorest loser
 beowuuf: LOL
 iris_of_ether: Ooooof
ThorSokar: you have dated some characters haha
 LurkerSpine: gotta feel like you're gonna have a chance 
KeytarCat: This is part of why I don't want to date
ThorSokar: haha
  TXC2: "probably"
 beowuuf: is that because he's now legally expected to say "and now the game truly begins"
KeytarCat: I'm saving that tidbit for a ttsf
Boopity: Join us on anti-capitalist Friday Yakuza on tiltyhouse 
ThorSokar: sounds like Dale!
 iris_of_ether: Hey, sometimes we just go off about food for an hour instead
ThorSokar:  I should eat today...
KeytarCat: @ThorSokar Get yourself something nice, you deserve it!
ThorSokar: hah
  TXC2: eating is good for you
 beowuuf: eat "today" or eat today?
 EricTheOrange: i do like food
 matthaus_c: food is coming for our land
Boopity: Turns out your body needs that to live
 beowuuf: i'm not sure i want someone to consume my current timeframe
 bytecaster: You must EXTERMINATE the food
  TXC2: friend computer insists you eat today
KeytarCat: I'm a flesh robot and unashamed
ThorSokar: *suspicious eyebrow*
 LurkerSpine: 100 #robot
 matthaus_c: robits
 beowuuf: in solidarity with ian, apparently we're forgoing the hidden information and are all just outwardly robots now?
 beowuuf: yes! that one is great and i've never got to play it 
 matthaus_c: oh the Voight-Kampff game! that game rules
 matthaus_c: Inhuman Conditions! that's the name
 LordZarano: Everyone in chat is a bot, afaik
 beowuuf: some robots kill 
 Earthenone: !killallhumans
  LRRbot: Executing command.
Boopity: Why do we have that command 
 matthaus_c: !findquote why
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 beowuuf: funny, no one programmed it in.... it just appeared...
ThorSokar: That game is very ... death filled
 v_nome: There's a Battlestar Werewolf game?
 beowuuf: yup
 SquareDotCube: I think I'll keep to my robots being large, piloted, and carrying an arsenal to put holes in things
  TXC2: we have that command 'cause it makes LRRbot THINK it's doing it, thus placating it 
Boopity: Ahh, genius
 beowuuf: i mean we lied about the lines, soooooo
 matthaus_c: isn't language fun
  TXC2: English was a mistake
 matthaus_c: Wittgenstein is having a snicker in his grave right now
KeytarCat: Language is great!  It's so bad at what it's designed for, and that's basically a feature
  TXC2: like homophones (words that sounds the same, but spelt differently) , they're a bug, but they also allow for puns
IbunWest subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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Boopity: Yeah, english is a rife, bountiful place for puns. Both a point of comfort and extreme pain 
 iris_of_ether:   
 beowuuf: kitteh!
  TXC2: hello Kitty!
  Juliamon: Meow meow time!
 EricTheOrange: baby!
 v_nome: 
Boopity: Kitty!
KeytarCat: good baby cat!
 Darleysam: 
 Wolfstrike_NL: the content we all crave
 v_nome: Are you both doing the same picture?
  TXC2: v_nome  yes
 LordZarano: Do a content aware rescale
 EricTheOrange: I like in nebraska so it's very flat, some slow rolling hills
 EricTheOrange: enchantment?
57 raiders from GoodDayInternet have joined!
  TXC2: Hello Raiders!
ThorSokar: I mean, you may feel like a dwarf being around LRR people, but you are in no way that short, haha
 beowuuf:  raiders
  TXC2: value = white/black
 iris_of_ether: I hate the feel of dust on my hands, so chalk and charcoal are difficult
  TXC2: big tube!
 TehAmelie: gotta hand it to Bob Ross, he invented a whole new color
 TehAmelie: goo ol hwite
 iris_of_ether: D:
  Juliamon: Honestly as long as the bristles aren't falling out cheap brushes are fine
 TehAmelie: good old hite, even
 beowuuf: because they're worth it!
 TehAmelie: wow i'm dropping letters everywhere
ThorSokar: we're going to pretend that's not going to bother me forever
Boopity: @TehAmelie No, goo ol' white is perfect
 EricTheOrange: little squaky babies.
ThorSokar: yes
ThorSokar: hahaha
ThorSokar: a bottle of minerl spirits is like $2
ThorSokar: hahaha
 iris_of_ether: Fivr but For Artists
ThorSokar: a small barb in a field of brambles
Boopity: When's the redemption arc?
 beowuuf: we're so used to cori lying to us, how were we to know it was the truth this time? 
  TXC2: !addquote (Angel) [now] I am the villain.
  LRRbot: New quote #8535: "I am the villain." —Angel [2023-05-15]
 LordZarano: R.I.Paintbrushes
 Lord_Hosk: I want to buy both these paintings, and they aren't even done yet.
 beowuuf: they can't be called paintbrushes unless they are covred in paint, stands to reason 
  Juliamon: Bic makes a *lot* of things
 Earthenone: @beowuuf same is true for hairbrushes
  TXC2: bic also makes tipex
 LurkerSpine: BIC makes wite-out
  Juliamon: Also Bic
  Juliamon: I think they just use different names for different countries
 beowuuf: @Earthenone indeed, and it's always true 
 iris_of_ether: Wite-out brings me right back to middle school
 beowuuf: what a refreshing change of pace 
  TXC2: what if we're all the villain ?
  Juliamon: we don't have Tippex in America, just Wite Out
 bytecaster: But what about the court of public opinion aka chat
Boopity: Look at those clouds throwing shade
 beowuuf: pretty much
Boopity: What? We could never 
 iris_of_ether:   
ThorSokar:  Become the Villain, it seems more fun 
 Earthenone: has chat finally lived long enough? 
  Juliamon: I've just learned that NZ uses "Twink" for white-out, and I have concerns
Boopity: @Juliamon O-oh...
 FLSmith: well now we have to know
 LurkerSpine: secret project, secret project, through the mountains
 iris_of_ether: 
 beowuuf: nda = "now dish, angel"
ThorSokar:  Figure out when old NDAs expire so WILD story time can happen
EvilBadman: nudging someone to break an nda sucks, chat
  TXC2: it's good!
Boopity: Wow, Cori you can't cheat by just copy pasting the picture 
Boopity: My brain expanding when I found out "Additive" blend mode just adds the numbers up
 bytecaster: Are we now splashing blue and green in our white-black brew? That is gonna need a good land(scape)-base.
  TXC2: the only thing a CPU can do is add 
 beowuuf: nephalim it up
Boopity: Ever forward, never learning
EvilBadman: Nah, too hot to be at home, sorry
 bytecaster: It works for bears, why shouldn't it work for us?
  TXC2: right chat I'm off
  TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Angel
Boopity: Have a good one @TXC2 !
 bytecaster: That sure is the face of someone only using pure colors!
 EricTheOrange: only pure colors eh?  sounds color racist.
Boopity: The purest of colors.
Boopity: WHOA
Boopity: We Adventure Time in here
 matthaus_c: divide and CONQUER
 beowuuf: belated night txc2!
  Juliamon: that is pretty rad tho
ThorSokar: PERFECT, No Notes
 beowuuf: it was beautiful
Boopity: Welp, time to cycle through all of the layer blend modes 
ThorSokar: can we have the blue one back?
 bytecaster: We were overwhelmed by beauty!
Boopity: The right green was inside you all along
ThorSokar: I think it's fair to assume Cori is rarely being sincere
 iris_of_ether: We water world now!
Boopity: The value of experimentation 
 TehAmelie: hey, we're doing axiology
 TehAmelie: the study of values
 TehAmelie: where ethics meets aesthetics, as they say
 LordZarano: Tiltyroad
 beowuuf: @TehAmelie 
Boopity: Krita does have a pretty good page on all the blend modes!
Boopity: 
 beowuuf: 
ThorSokar: perfect
Boopity: Noted len's flare substitute: dirty car windows
 bytecaster: Great for immersion!
 matthaus_c: The Unhappy Bushes was my pop punk band in highschool
Featherweight_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 93 months!
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 bytecaster: @matthaus_c Was it a Depressed Shrubbery cover band?
 Featherweight_: Happy little truck
Boopity: Gradient maps could also be fun to play with!
Boopity: Noooo
ThorSokar: I'm sure we could fix that problem, if said company doesn't exist anymore
 beowuuf: 
 beowuuf: no *one* was drawing lines, not *one* person
Boopity: 
ThorSokar: *ring ring*
 EricTheOrange: hi long time listener first time caller, what do you all think about orbs?
Boopity: That's just a JoJo background now
Boopity: Mountains, grass, what's the difference?
 bytecaster: @Boopity size?
Boopity: @bytecaster Hmmm, I'll have to get back to you on that one 
Boopity: Oh that grass does look pretty delicious
ThorSokar: looks like one of those old tri-color photographs
 Mr_Horrible: this field brought to you by the great taste of Mountain Dew
 matthaus_c: looks like the work of an enemy Stand
Boopity: The healthiest landscape
 beowuuf: yellow fields quite common sight in the uk 
 matthaus_c: canola fields forever
 EricTheOrange: may-ro
ThorSokar: "Are you suer you want to paste 54,870 characters?" yes, yes I am
ThorSokar: yes
ThorSokar: hahaha
Boopity: The terminal is sobbing rn
ThorSokar: I deeply enjoy hitting yes
Boopity: Amazing
Boopity: 
 TheMerricat: Are you kidding, terminals spend 99.999% of their life doing nothing waiting for input. ThorSokar just gave it not just attention but a guarenteed 54,870 of work.... it's overjoyed.
ThorSokar: exactly!
 DoctorHutch: or a loose connection, where you type a few words then wiggle it to let them shake out into the computer
  Juliamon: "Are you sure this delicious cake is all for me" --the terminal, probably
ThorSokar: I remember having to roll up, put the white out on, then roll back down
 CaptainSpam: Everybody knows you can't lie in blue or black ink.
ThorSokar: I remember a teacher trying to convince me anyone else owning a red pen was illegal
Boopity: 
 TehAmelie: at my school you'd get extra credit for binding your own books
 matthaus_c: cool technology
ThorSokar: well, WELL, aren't we a fancy pants
BrianM64: I learned typing on an unmarked key manual Royal typewriter
BrianM64: I'm really old
 iris_of_ether:    
 beowuuf:    
 LordZarano: Not quite to slow down, but so that common letters wouldn't be close to each other
  Juliamon: Still a banger
 DoctorHutch: Live  ?
ThorSokar:  The BEES 
 TehAmelie: i had little use for typewriters considering my grandpa owned a typewriter repair shop. must have destroyed at least 20 of them though
 matthaus_c:   
 DoctorHutch: Can't not hear Beej every time
 TehAmelie: i think he wanted us grandkids to learn the trade but all he did was throw old typewriters at us and let us tear them apart
 LordZarano: Typewriters are also why the rows on keyboards are aligned the way they are, so none of the type bars line up
 breadisbest1: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Power Wash Simulator) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:54 from now).
 TehAmelie: never noticed that, the 5 and F keys don't line up, nor R and C
 beowuuf: wb
 TehAmelie: ahoy
 LordZarano: Incidentally Dvorak is *terrible* for swipe typing on a phone
Meltalar: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Power Wash Simulator) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:50 from now).
ThorSokar: perfect
ThorSokar: OH
ThorSokar: I thought you had also broken your foot
 bytecaster: Are we now studying the value of the Twitch TOS?
 beowuuf: 
ThorSokar: haha
 Mr_Horrible: oh jeez!
  Juliamon: sigh, I looked up Scooch and of course they don't make them for Pixels
  mtvcdm: !mastodon
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them (reposting from the Twitter account for the time being) at LoadingReadyRun@kind.social, and LRRMtG at LRRMTG@kind.social.
 bytecaster: Everything now wants to be AIM or ICQ, we have come full circle
 LordZarano: Google Plus was the first one with Circles
ThorSokar: well, which way is the wind blowing today?
  mtvcdm: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
  Juliamon: Hive: It Still Exists!
  Juliamon: (it was popular for like 3 days)
  mtvcdm: There's a sprawling hedge maze of channels for many different interests
ThorSokar: hahaha, oh no
  mtvcdm: If you see the minotaur, be sure to give it treats
 jessieimproved: Jordynne?
 Mr_Horrible: ah, but then you're obligated to do a reaping episode at some point
 LurkerSpine: James and Paul learned how to make panties that one time on 18gac
 Mr_Horrible: and we all know those suck
ThorSokar: You're not going to make a plushy that's ON FIRE
 MAPBoardgames: Cori has an 'in' with the host of tinker tailor.
 bytecaster: How are the chances that plushy is gonna end up an abomination?
 TehAmelie: Tinker Horses Tailor Club
 beowuuf: LOL
 Mr_Horrible: there's argument to be made that Talking Sim has had higher max spoops than Let's Nope
ThorSokar: Also, you're not expressly teaching someone how to make a plushy wrong
 bytecaster: Fire AND Abominations beyond our comprehension, count me in!
KeytarCat: @Mr_Horrible Floating off into space was certainly a high point
 CaptainSpam: Just don't tell it to make a value judgment of it.
 TehAmelie: or essays about greyscale as a metaphor for moral fallibility
Amras0x00: gender euphoria?
ThorSokar: is it an ominous lava egg?
 TehAmelie: an egg of surprises?
 Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible that clip still gives me the willies
  Juliamon: welcome to Can't Draw Eggs Club
ThorSokar: Ceiling Egg?
  Juliamon: That's how old the eggs are.
  Juliamon: They're working on becoming century eggs.
 EricTheOrange: is it that hot in the tilty house?
ThorSokar: then you have free hard-boiled eggs, sounds fine to me
 gsyhiap: Do a value study of your dinner?
KeytarCat: two eggs, any style
 TehAmelie: wow Billy, how come your mom lets you have two eggs?
 EricTheOrange: cube
 EricTheOrange: koob
 TehAmelie: tomorrow you may choose violence?
 yalc321: What a strange looking horse
Foreverbackwards subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Foreverbackwards! (Today's storm count: 9)
  Juliamon: My dad just asked me how many more "servings" were left in my toothpaste tube
 yalc321: Oh it's no sercret
 SnackPak_: ooo, secrets
 yalc321: Gush if you wish
 yalc321: It's going to look amazing when it's done, fingers crossed It gets accepted for Desert Bus~
ThorSokar: yes, the 28th at 23:59 PST
 TehAmelie: how can you ever know when it will run out? sometimes i feel like i ought to have kids just to be able to leave them the last of the toothpaste in the tube
ThorSokar: *PDT
 LordZarano: Time to call in Content-Aware Phil
 yalc321: Beautiful value sketch, when do we smear it with translucent color slapchop style? 
  Juliamon: It is impossible to know how much is left in the tube, this is fact
 yalc321: Simply ignore the parts of reality you dislike or find uninteresting
ThorSokar: is it time to Add Value?
 Mr_Horrible: I beg your pardon?
  Juliamon: pardon
 yalc321: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You got ten peanuts; try to knock all ten cars down. Good luck and go!
 brainiac4: I hope the "hooker" reference is to golf...
ThorSokar: you did pick them out at the store though
 EricTheOrange: @brainiac4 fishing
 yalc321: Looks like Hooker is the last name of the guy who made it
 TehAmelie: maybe it's related to Fiddler's Green
 EricTheOrange: KITTY!
 bytecaster: We appreciate it!
 yalc321: We love cat messages
ThorSokar: I mean who doesn't like messages like aklshfdkjsahldkjshajdfha
  Juliamon: that's not a cat message
 Mr_Horrible: leave it to a cat to find hotkeys even the architects of the application didn't remember
 yalc321: @ThorSokar That's bottom text
  Juliamon: Cat messages tend to be like: cxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx..  ....................        ..........//////////
 Mr_Horrible: cat somehow sending the famous tritone by sitting on the keyboard
 Mr_Horrible: "achtung! achtung!"
ThorSokar: Value Added!
 yalc321: All crafts made by pet owners contain at least 2% pet hair by weight
 Mr_Horrible: worked on by 2 contributors, after all
 Mr_Horrible: both gotta get paid
 yalc321: To be fair, Loki can get paid in tuna and cat nip
 yalc321: 
KeytarCat: Wrong food, not bad food
 EricTheOrange: animals can be interesting like my cat likes olives.  Cats famous for being carnivores.
 yalc321: Kitty has particular tastes
ThorSokar:  No Tuna & Egg Salad sammiches for Cori 
  Juliamon: Our cat also doesn't like tuna, just the salty water it's packed in.
 yalc321: My dog whines and cries whenever i crack open a tuna can, he wants that brine
  Juliamon: she is a salt fiend
  Juliamon: That's why they're hobbies, you can't afford to do them full-time
 TehAmelie: it looks nice
 yalc321: 10/10 excellent paintings all around
 SnackPak_: 
ThorSokar:  Bring on the Smudge Down 
 SnackPak_: I bet
KeytarCat: @Juliamon Wait no that's sad
 SnackPak_: a successful CDHC
  Juliamon: twitch.tv/aiamethyst
  Juliamon: ooooh
 Mr_Horrible: 
 yalc321: That's a good cat
jessicaengle: o7
 beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
 yalc321: Everywhere all of the places all the times
jessicaengle: Happy Birfday
ThorSokar: oo0o
 beowuuf:     
 LordZarano: All numbers are special somehow
  Juliamon: Take us out, bees!
ThorSokar:  The BEES 
 jessieimproved: Beeeeeees
jessicaengle: Take us out Beej
 LordZarano: Powerwash hype!
 Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon that *is* what they were for, if memory serves 
jessicaengle: Live Beej
 jessieimproved: I would listen to Bees and play minecraft until CtS starts tbh
 TehAmelie: i could stare at this lil fingerpainting video on a loop to pass the time https://www.tumblr.com/3kkh0/713683507783843840/
  Juliamon: May I also suggest this gif of kittens learning about gravity: https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/318010716663709697/1107542736946593823/cutensils_beanbag_kitten_avalanche_nursing_failure_2023-05-15_willk.gif
 TehAmelie: aww
  Juliamon: "MOM HELP" "sucks to be you lol"
 TehAmelie: "the abyss will claim a few of you, but the rest will grow up smarter and stronger"
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