beowuuf: value? it's what we gamers love!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club is LIVE! Today @apsalar and @aiAmethyst compare the light side vs the dark side. ||
Juliamon: lrrSIG
Manae: lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf: i had to refresh to see that, twitch be twitchy :(
beowuuf: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
beowuuf subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 117 months, currently on a 117 month streak!
beowuuf: one month for each informative presentation slide by angel
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SnackPak_: sergeHi
cheezweazl subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 100 months, currently on a 100 month streak!
cheezweazl: 100!
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beowuuf: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: the one year!
beowuuf: the one year!
cheezweazl: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
TXC2: here we GO!
beowuuf: horse!
beowuuf: hey cori! hey angel!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
TXC2: Hello Cori and Angel
Manae: Ah, "horse" horse and muscle horse, constant tormentors in my fever dreams
eddieatthegov: With Corey and friend. Angel in this case.
beowuuf: just like BNL we're all about value
sophieghost: Horse value
LordZarano: ~lasttweet
LRRTwitter: [6m ago] @loadingreadyrun> Can't Draw Horses Club is LIVE! Today @apsalar and @aiAmethyst compare the light side vs the dark side. ||
TXC2: are we ever ready?
beowuuf: slide show! slide show!
beowuuf: we're going renegade right?
cle0deen: Hello Cori and Angel
eddieatthegov: Are we also hot like wasabi when we bust rhymes, @beowuuf ?
beowuuf: lol, wait, we're talking light and dark and we have angel and cori. A little on the nose :p
SnackPak_: me too Cori
midnightcurryjazz: same
bytecaster: Great start, not upsetting at all!
beowuuf: @eddieatthegov like Leanne rymnes, most likely, yes
LordZarano: I'm used to value going from 0 to 255
beowuuf: continuity!
Boopity: The callback PogChamp
beowuuf: it's all been leading to this!
bytecaster: @beowuuf No, we just learned that value is not continuous but discreet!
eddieatthegov: Okay. Don't hold me. Gonna bust through. We may need to stop.
SnackPak_: 10/10 gremlin face
TXC2: it's a continuity cavalcade!
beowuuf: @beowuuf blast, i fear i need more slideshows :(
accountmadeforants: Refer to [5432-CDHC] in the LRR Bibliography
eddieatthegov: More continuity than feed dump! But they don't have this hat.
accountmadeforants: Middle one
TXC2: the sexy one
bytecaster: The best one
midnightcurryjazz: the one with a gun
beowuuf: @TXC2 ^
beowuuf: the real question is, did we see the bear?
bytecaster: @TXC2 Really like that one's duck face, huh?
TXC2: bytecaster it speaks to me Kappa
beowuuf: sergeHi contrast
eddieatthegov: @midnightcurryjazz which isn't the dark one.
midnightcurryjazz: ghost ride that value
midnightcurryjazz: I love high key music
beowuuf: they're so mid
LordZarano: So low key is night mode
bytecaster: Low-Key uses the high numbers and Hig-Key uses the low numbers, got it!
TXC2: Monke
beowuuf: oooh
Lord_Hosk subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 93 months!
Lord_Hosk: Whats a horse if not a very tall dog you can ride?
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sophieghost: The sexy one
beowuuf: bacapple
Juliamon: Honestly I looked at the leaves on the bottom
TXC2: the eye of Suaron coming out of that Apple
midnightcurryjazz: pear ass
beowuuf: peaceful?
Boopity: LUL
TXC2: pears? or Kiwi birds?
Juliamon: I think about the pear wiggler every time I see pears
ThorSokar: composSus
TXC2: "______, it's an Internet thing."
iris_of_ether: Or the Biting Pear
TXC2: even furthererer
beowuuf: "all" "that"
beowuuf: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
TXC2: clap clap clap
sophieghost: excellent slideshow
beowuuf: danger noodle or peaceful noodle?
SnackPak_: ooo
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
bytecaster: Final Destination, Fox only
Boopity: Will we be doing punch lines?
TXC2: no lines, only key bumps Kappa
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
ThorSokar: I see Lil Gazebo has made an appearance haha
ThorSokar: perfect, no notes
iris_of_ether: So a... Sneak peak?
TXC2: it's like we're playing geoguessr
ThorSokar: that definitely looks like Montana
ThorSokar: that is a VERY old TV production thing
iris_of_ether: I believe Cori, but I've also never heard "bug"
Amras0x00: ah yes, the little logos constantly in the bottom of my vision
cyclesprefect: it's in print media too—lots of kinds of info tags. "union bug" to note it was printed at a union shop is the most common one i hear
Piratical_tendancies subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 84 months!
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ThorSokar: GOOD luck with that
Boopity: Not if they find YOU first!
TXC2: an ISO for hotkeys
Boopity: LUL
iris_of_ether: That's amazing
Boopity: Powerful.
beowuuf: visual studio has an attack phase? hard core
bytecaster: What is "Debugging" in the context of Magic Online?
ThorSokar: is that "my workflow" TheMerricat ?
iris_of_ether: @themerricat I don't even have to click that to know what that is
SnackPak_: prime real estate
Boopity: @beowuuf That's when I press debug and my code kills my computer
beowuuf: @Boopity :D
ThorSokar: Oh, I was thinking of this one:
AdmiralMemo subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 112 months!
AdmiralMemo: Birthday sub! Wooo!
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TXC2: happy birthday AdmiralMemo
Earthenone: Otanjōbiomedetō memo
beowuuf: we saw noooothing!
Boopity: Those are your brain filling in the lines Cori Kappa
TXC2: we saw everything
beowuuf: lrrHORN memo!
ThorSokar: IDK,Angel is very sneaky
Mangledpixel: boop
beowuuf: happy birthday
beowuuf: sergeHi
TXC2: hello Mangledpixel welcome
bytecaster: Is chat "The Street"?
ThorSokar: hahaha
SnackPak_: that's what a sneaky person would say
beowuuf: angel is light side cori is dark side
TXC2: when you really think about it, there are no lines, everything is just a bunch of circles
98 raiders from coachNelly have joined!
AdmiralMemo: Raid!
TXC2: Hello Raiders!
coachNelly: hihi
beowuuf: sergeHi raiders
matthaus_c: raid trainnn
Boopity: Hello raiders! We have value here!
TXC2: hello coachNelly thanks for the raid
TheAinMAP: twitchRaid twitchRaid twitchRaid
Gooseblast: ripmikaHype
beowuuf: cori, have you not had your artistic licence revoked yet? MiniK
coachNelly: glad of it
beowuuf: bless ian
xerjen subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 38 months!
xerjen: For value!
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Anubis169: Bless you! lrrHORN
Anubis169: Welcome raiders!
bytecaster: We are playing White-Black Value today!
coachNelly: coachn3Marionice
iris_of_ether: Both are my experience in Magic: the rare drafting, and the scooping
beowuuf: og white-black back when it didn't work too well :)
midnightcurryjazz: Yeah, angel seems evil and plotting
Invitare: I too despise red
TXC2: I love boros but can't stand mono red :p
midnightcurryjazz: the opposite of me, and my favorite is red. So it all checks out
LurkerSpine: mono red 4 life
ThorSokar: Angel is "Team Nobody Wins" if at all possible
Mangledpixel: eeeevil cookies
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
TXC2: hello RandomTrivia welcome
Boopity: Hello @RandomTrivia !
beowuuf: sergeHi
Mangledpixel: !findquote smudge
LRRbot: Quote #7393: "Oh no, I smudged my Kirby Portal." —Wheeler [2020-12-11]
TXC2: what is mud but smudged earth ?
Boopity: @TXC2 So true
bytecaster: How is Cori the problem student in her own show?
Boopity: LUL
ThorSokar: maybe you have to type the first letter in the search box haha
RandomTrivia: By being the protagonist
iris_of_ether: But design
iris_of_ether: By*
SnackPak_: its the dynamic of this show
beowuuf: given the awesome display of continuity so far, we trust you!
xerjen: Your own show is the best place to be a problem...
firehawkzoa: I had a teacher in highschool that was the problem student it's a personality trait
beowuuf: you're not splitting the seventh part in to two films, are you?
Boopity: Yeah, cause then you can get away with it Kappa
iris_of_ether: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
TXC2: this whole is an anime where Cori slowly goes on a journey to becoming a great artist, or at least a better person Kappa
Mr_Horrible: the Magical MacGuffins
RandomTrivia: lrrWOW
Gooseblast: The Snyder cut fundamentals
Boopity: Hollows from hit anime series, Bleach?
ThorSokar: I appreciate the double down on the joke
TehAmelie: *sensible chuckle*
TXC2: for me the series stops after Prisoner of Azkabahn :p
Mr_Horrible: good call, tbh
Invitare: but is he though?
beowuuf: his attempt to woo ravens gets more desperate each week Kappa
ThorSokar: what is IN his throat?
TXC2: lots of LRR members have problems with the trees in Victoria tying to have sex inside of them AKA allergies :p
ThorSokar: does Ian clear his throat with a bottle brush?
Juliamon: It's a really bad pollen year
Boopity: @TXC2 What a way to describe that
RandomTrivia: Welp
midnightcurryjazz: more smuge
beowuuf: yay?
LurkerSpine: ctrl+z does wonders
RandomTrivia: Consider switching on your windscreen wipers
Boopity: Yayyy! We're learning!
TXC2: Boopity it's a Kathleen joke that lives rent free in my head :p
beowuuf: lrrDARK
ThorSokar: So is the final Can't Draw Horses Club the one where Cori manages to set her computer on fire via pure chaos energy?
RandomTrivia: HypeLUL
beowuuf: don't look!
RandomTrivia: A scribble is just a dot that went for a walk lrrBEEJ
Boopity: Today on CDHC: The Line Police
TXC2: the final is where Cori draws a massive horse on the ground Art Attack style
Boopity: Suplex the painting!
Juliamon: She's done it, she's crossed the line
iris_of_ether: Cori: Art Puncher
RandomTrivia: @TXC2 Now there's something I've not thought about in [redacted] years
TXC2: RandomTrivia right?
RandomTrivia: Neil Buchanan screwing around was such a good vibe
beowuuf: @TXC2 orrrr, she lays out all the previews of each cdhc youtube in a square, and they form horse tile pattern!
TXC2: beowuuf the long con!
Boopity: LUL
TXC2: real life has no Undo
Gooseblast: I'm imagining Edna from The Incredibles : NO LINES!
iris_of_ether: Can't Undo Horses
beowuuf: speaking of things not thought about in years, my brain planted "make way for the mushrooms" in my head out of nowhere today, and that's a very specific britsh 80's advert that I should not still remember...
Boopity: Please do not undo horses
bytecaster: Welcome to "No Undo Club"
beowuuf: are we still allowed an Uno though?
Boopity: LUL
TXC2: Breaking news: sky not real, just a blanket god left lying around
Mr_Horrible: Darker Than Grass? I love that anime! Kappa
matthaus_c: unlike me, personally
Boopity: LUL
josh___something: blue?
TXC2: Purple?
Boopity: Blue/Porple
SnackPak_: neat
TXC2: 10000% that's an eyeball thing
Juliamon: Green is weird
KeytarCat: Isn't everything color an eyball trick
KeytarCat: ah
Boopity: The way I've heard it described, our eyes are most receptive to green cause grass is everywhere
matthaus_c: we do funky things with the things evolution has given us
KeytarCat: @Boopity I heard it as "We need to know when things AREN'T green
TXC2: Boopity it's so you can see things IN the grass
KeytarCat: "
Boopity: Ooooh
LordZarano: Depends on how you convert
breadisbest1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Can't Draw Horses Club (Join Cori, and a rotating cast of guests as they draw horses and stuff (Horses not Guaranteed). Game: Art Stream) at Mon 01:00 PM PDT (41m ago).
iris_of_ether: Oh yeah, the engrissaie or however they spell it
beowuuf: !schedule
LRRbot: Want to know what's coming up? Check out for an interactive schedule, or for a Google Calendar version.
Boopity: The black magic worklow of grayscale to color
matthaus_c: is it very common in, say, grayscale photography, to adjust green values in pictures to match what a viewer would expect?
beowuuf: lrrFINE
Boopity: That's an actual thing, some software doesn't adjust value properly to color when grayscaling, so it's more washed out
LordZarano: There's like 5 different ways of converting from colour to greyscale
Boopity: Why would you call YOURSELF out? LUL
beowuuf: we trusted you!
matthaus_c: look, Rothko would be proud
KeytarCat: We can see multiple crimes
iris_of_ether: OMG
matthaus_c: wow
TehAmelie: the sorest loser
beowuuf: LOL
iris_of_ether: Ooooof
ThorSokar: you have dated some characters haha
LurkerSpine: gotta feel like you're gonna have a chance :p
KeytarCat: This is part of why I don't want to date
ThorSokar: haha
TXC2: "probably"
beowuuf: is that because he's now legally expected to say "and now the game truly begins"
KeytarCat: I'm saving that tidbit for a ttsf
Boopity: Join us on anti-capitalist Friday Yakuza on tiltyhouse Kappa
ThorSokar: sounds like Dale!
iris_of_ether: Hey, sometimes we just go off about food for an hour instead
ThorSokar: composNotes I should eat today...
KeytarCat: @ThorSokar Get yourself something nice, you deserve it!
ThorSokar: hah
TXC2: eating is good for you
beowuuf: eat "today" or eat today?
EricTheOrange: i do like food
matthaus_c: food is coming for our land
Boopity: Turns out your body needs that to live
beowuuf: i'm not sure i want someone to consume my current timeframe
bytecaster: You must EXTERMINATE the food
TXC2: friend computer insists you eat today
KeytarCat: I'm a flesh robot and unashamed
ThorSokar: *suspicious eyebrow*
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 #robot
matthaus_c: robits
beowuuf: in solidarity with ian, apparently we're forgoing the hidden information and are all just outwardly robots now?
beowuuf: yes! that one is great and i've never got to play it :(
matthaus_c: oh the Voight-Kampff game! that game rules
matthaus_c: Inhuman Conditions! that's the name
LordZarano: Everyone in chat is a bot, afaik
beowuuf: some robots kill :p
Earthenone: !killallhumans
LRRbot: Executing command.
Boopity: Why do we have that command NotLikeThis
matthaus_c: !findquote why
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
beowuuf: funny, no one programmed it in.... it just appeared...
ThorSokar: That game is very ... death filled
v_nome: There's a Battlestar Werewolf game?
beowuuf: yup
SquareDotCube: I think I'll keep to my robots being large, piloted, and carrying an arsenal to put holes in things
TXC2: we have that command 'cause it makes LRRbot THINK it's doing it, thus placating it Kappa
Boopity: Ahh, genius
beowuuf: i mean we lied about the lines, soooooo
matthaus_c: isn't language fun
TXC2: English was a mistake
matthaus_c: Wittgenstein is having a snicker in his grave right now
KeytarCat: Language is great! It's so bad at what it's designed for, and that's basically a feature
TXC2: like homophones (words that sounds the same, but spelt differently) , they're a bug, but they also allow for puns
IbunWest subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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Boopity: Yeah, english is a rife, bountiful place for puns. Both a point of comfort and extreme pain LUL
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
beowuuf: kitteh!
TXC2: hello Kitty!
Juliamon: Meow meow time!
EricTheOrange: baby!
v_nome: vnomeCat
Boopity: Kitty!
KeytarCat: good baby cat!
Darleysam: chilli152Interrupt
Wolfstrike_NL: the content we all crave
v_nome: Are you both doing the same picture?
TXC2: v_nome yes
LordZarano: Do a content aware rescale
EricTheOrange: I like in nebraska so it's very flat, some slow rolling hills
EricTheOrange: enchantment?
57 raiders from GoodDayInternet have joined!
TXC2: Hello Raiders!
ThorSokar: I mean, you may feel like a dwarf being around LRR people, but you are in no way that short, haha
beowuuf: sergeHi raiders
TXC2: value = white/black
iris_of_ether: I hate the feel of dust on my hands, so chalk and charcoal are difficult:D
TXC2: big tube!
TehAmelie: gotta hand it to Bob Ross, he invented a whole new color
TehAmelie: goo ol hwite
iris_of_ether: D:
Juliamon: Honestly as long as the bristles aren't falling out cheap brushes are fine
TehAmelie: good old hite, even
beowuuf: because they're worth it!
TehAmelie: wow i'm dropping letters everywhere
ThorSokar: we're going to pretend that's not going to bother me forever
Boopity: @TehAmelie No, goo ol' white is perfect
EricTheOrange: little squaky babies.
ThorSokar: yes
ThorSokar: hahaha
ThorSokar: a bottle of minerl spirits is like $2
ThorSokar: hahaha
iris_of_ether: Fivr but For Artists
ThorSokar: a small barb in a field of brambles
Boopity: When's the redemption arc?
beowuuf: we're so used to cori lying to us, how were we to know it was the truth this time? :(
TXC2: !addquote (Angel) [now] I am the villain.
LRRbot: New quote #8535: "I am the villain." —Angel [2023-05-15]
LordZarano: R.I.Paintbrushes
Lord_Hosk: I want to buy both these paintings, and they aren't even done yet.
beowuuf: they can't be called paintbrushes unless they are covred in paint, stands to reason Kappa
Juliamon: Bic makes a *lot* of things
Earthenone: @beowuuf same is true for hairbrushes
TXC2: bic also makes tipex
LurkerSpine: BIC makes wite-out
Juliamon: Also Bic
Juliamon: I think they just use different names for different countries
beowuuf: @Earthenone indeed, and it's always true :)
iris_of_ether: Wite-out brings me right back to middle school
beowuuf: what a refreshing change of pace MiniK
TXC2: what if we're all the villain ?
Juliamon: we don't have Tippex in America, just Wite Out
bytecaster: But what about the court of public opinion aka chat
Boopity: Look at those clouds throwing shade
beowuuf: pretty much
Boopity: What? We could never Kappa
iris_of_ether: escher3CRIMES escher3CRIMES escher3CRIMES
ThorSokar: composNotes Become the Villain, it seems more fun joevulNotes
Earthenone: has chat finally lived long enough? :P
Juliamon: I've just learned that NZ uses "Twink" for white-out, and I have concerns
Boopity: @Juliamon O-oh...
FLSmith: well now we have to know
LurkerSpine: secret project, secret project, through the mountains
iris_of_ether: :o
beowuuf: nda = "now dish, angel"
ThorSokar: composNotes Figure out when old NDAs expire so WILD story time can happen
EvilBadman: nudging someone to break an nda sucks, chat
TXC2: it's good!
Boopity: Wow, Cori you can't cheat by just copy pasting the picture Kappa
Boopity: My brain expanding when I found out "Additive" blend mode just adds the numbers up
bytecaster: Are we now splashing blue and green in our white-black brew? That is gonna need a good land(scape)-base.
TXC2: the only thing a CPU can do is add :p
beowuuf: nephalim it up
Boopity: Ever forward, never learning
EvilBadman: Nah, too hot to be at home, sorry
bytecaster: It works for bears, why shouldn't it work for us?
TXC2: right chat I'm off
TXC2: goodnight everybody, and thanks for streaming Cori and Angel
Boopity: Have a good one @TXC2 !
bytecaster: That sure is the face of someone only using pure colors!
EricTheOrange: only pure colors eh? sounds color racist.
Boopity: The purest of colors.
Boopity: WHOA
Boopity: We Adventure Time in here
matthaus_c: divide and CONQUER
beowuuf: belated night txc2!
Juliamon: that is pretty rad tho
ThorSokar: PERFECT, No Notes
beowuuf: it was beautiful
Boopity: Welp, time to cycle through all of the layer blend modes Kappa
ThorSokar: can we have the blue one back?
bytecaster: We were overwhelmed by beauty!
Boopity: The right green was inside you all along
ThorSokar: I think it's fair to assume Cori is rarely being sincere
iris_of_ether: We water world now!
Boopity: The value of experimentation Kappa
TehAmelie: hey, we're doing axiology
TehAmelie: the study of values
TehAmelie: where ethics meets aesthetics, as they say
LordZarano: Tiltyroad
beowuuf: @TehAmelie sergeJustRight
Boopity: Krita does have a pretty good page on all the blend modes!
Boopity: LUL
beowuuf: :D
ThorSokar: perfect
Boopity: Noted len's flare substitute: dirty car windows
bytecaster: Great for immersion!
matthaus_c: The Unhappy Bushes was my pop punk band in highschool
Featherweight_ subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 93 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Featherweight_! (Today's storm count: 8)
bytecaster: @matthaus_c Was it a Depressed Shrubbery cover band?
Featherweight_: Happy little truck
Boopity: Gradient maps could also be fun to play with!
Boopity: Noooo
ThorSokar: I'm sure we could fix that problem, if said company doesn't exist anymore
beowuuf: lrrWOW
beowuuf: no *one* was drawing lines, not *one* person
Boopity: LUL
ThorSokar: *ring ring*
EricTheOrange: hi long time listener first time caller, what do you all think about orbs?
Boopity: That's just a JoJo background now
Boopity: Mountains, grass, what's the difference?
bytecaster: @Boopity size?
Boopity: @bytecaster Hmmm, I'll have to get back to you on that one Kappa
Boopity: Oh that grass does look pretty delicious
ThorSokar: looks like one of those old tri-color photographs
Mr_Horrible: this field brought to you by the great taste of Mountain Dew
matthaus_c: looks like the work of an enemy Stand
Boopity: The healthiest landscape
beowuuf: yellow fields quite common sight in the uk :p
matthaus_c: canola fields forever
EricTheOrange: may-ro
ThorSokar: "Are you suer you want to paste 54,870 characters?" yes, yes I am
ThorSokar: yes
ThorSokar: hahaha
Boopity: The terminal is sobbing rn
ThorSokar: I deeply enjoy hitting yes
Boopity: Amazing
Boopity: LUL
TheMerricat: Are you kidding, terminals spend 99.999% of their life doing nothing waiting for input. ThorSokar just gave it not just attention but a guarenteed 54,870 of work.... it's overjoyed.
ThorSokar: exactly!
DoctorHutch: or a loose connection, where you type a few words then wiggle it to let them shake out into the computer
Juliamon: "Are you sure this delicious cake is all for me" --the terminal, probably
ThorSokar: I remember having to roll up, put the white out on, then roll back down
CaptainSpam: Everybody knows you can't lie in blue or black ink.
ThorSokar: I remember a teacher trying to convince me anyone else owning a red pen was illegal
Boopity: LUL
TehAmelie: at my school you'd get extra credit for binding your own books
matthaus_c: cool technology
ThorSokar: well, WELL, aren't we a fancy pants
BrianM64: I learned typing on an unmarked key manual Royal typewriter
BrianM64: I'm really old
iris_of_ether: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3ANGRY
beowuuf: escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
LordZarano: Not quite to slow down, but so that common letters wouldn't be close to each other
Juliamon: Still a banger
DoctorHutch: Live lrrBEEJ ?
ThorSokar: PridePog The BEES PrideLaugh
TehAmelie: i had little use for typewriters considering my grandpa owned a typewriter repair shop. must have destroyed at least 20 of them though
matthaus_c: PrideFloat PrideFloat PrideFloat
DoctorHutch: Can't not hear Beej every time
TehAmelie: i think he wanted us grandkids to learn the trade but all he did was throw old typewriters at us and let us tear them apart
LordZarano: Typewriters are also why the rows on keyboards are aligned the way they are, so none of the type bars line up
breadisbest1: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Power Wash Simulator) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:54 from now).
TehAmelie: never noticed that, the 5 and F keys don't line up, nor R and C
beowuuf: wb
TehAmelie: ahoy
LordZarano: Incidentally Dvorak is *terrible* for swipe typing on a phone
Meltalar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Power Wash Simulator) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (1:50 from now).
ThorSokar: perfect
ThorSokar: OH
ThorSokar: I thought you had also broken your foot
bytecaster: Are we now studying the value of the Twitch TOS?
beowuuf: O.O
ThorSokar: haha
Mr_Horrible: oh jeez!
Juliamon: sigh, I looked up Scooch and of course they don't make them for Pixels
mtvcdm: !mastodon
LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them (reposting from the Twitter account for the time being) at, and LRRMtG at
bytecaster: Everything now wants to be AIM or ICQ, we have come full circle
LordZarano: Google Plus was the first one with Circles
ThorSokar: well, which way is the wind blowing today?
mtvcdm: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here:
Juliamon: Hive: It Still Exists!
Juliamon: (it was popular for like 3 days)
mtvcdm: There's a sprawling hedge maze of channels for many different interests
ThorSokar: hahaha, oh no
mtvcdm: If you see the minotaur, be sure to give it treats
jessieimproved: Jordynne?
Mr_Horrible: ah, but then you're obligated to do a reaping episode at some point
LurkerSpine: James and Paul learned how to make panties that one time on 18gac
Mr_Horrible: and we all know those suck
ThorSokar: You're not going to make a plushy that's ON FIRE
MAPBoardgames: Cori has an 'in' with the host of tinker tailor.
bytecaster: How are the chances that plushy is gonna end up an abomination?
TehAmelie: Tinker Horses Tailor Club
beowuuf: LOL
Mr_Horrible: there's argument to be made that Talking Sim has had higher max spoops than Let's Nope
ThorSokar: Also, you're not expressly teaching someone how to make a plushy wrong
bytecaster: Fire AND Abominations beyond our comprehension, count me in!
KeytarCat: @Mr_Horrible Floating off into space was certainly a high point
CaptainSpam: Just don't tell it to make a value judgment of it.
TehAmelie: or essays about greyscale as a metaphor for moral fallibility
Amras0x00: gender euphoria?
ThorSokar: is it an ominous lava egg?
TehAmelie: an egg of surprises?
Mr_Horrible: @Mr_Horrible that clip still gives me the willies
Juliamon: welcome to Can't Draw Eggs Club
ThorSokar: Ceiling Egg?
Juliamon: That's how old the eggs are.
Juliamon: They're working on becoming century eggs.
EricTheOrange: is it that hot in the tilty house?
ThorSokar: then you have free hard-boiled eggs, sounds fine to me
gsyhiap: Do a value study of your dinner?
KeytarCat: two eggs, any style
TehAmelie: wow Billy, how come your mom lets you have two eggs?
EricTheOrange: cube
EricTheOrange: koob
TehAmelie: tomorrow you may choose violence?
yalc321: What a strange looking horse
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Juliamon: My dad just asked me how many more "servings" were left in my toothpaste tube
yalc321: Oh it's no sercret
SnackPak_: ooo, secrets
yalc321: Gush if you wish
yalc321: It's going to look amazing when it's done, fingers crossed It gets accepted for Desert Bus~
ThorSokar: yes, the 28th at 23:59 PST
TehAmelie: how can you ever know when it will run out? sometimes i feel like i ought to have kids just to be able to leave them the last of the toothpaste in the tube
ThorSokar: *PDT
LordZarano: Time to call in Content-Aware Phil
yalc321: Beautiful value sketch, when do we smear it with translucent color slapchop style? KappaRoss
Juliamon: It is impossible to know how much is left in the tube, this is fact
yalc321: Simply ignore the parts of reality you dislike or find uninteresting
ThorSokar: is it time to Add Value?
Mr_Horrible: I beg your pardon?
Juliamon: pardon
yalc321: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You got ten peanuts; try to knock all ten cars down. Good luck and go!
brainiac4: I hope the "hooker" reference is to golf...
ThorSokar: you did pick them out at the store though
EricTheOrange: @brainiac4 fishing
yalc321: Looks like Hooker is the last name of the guy who made it
TehAmelie: maybe it's related to Fiddler's Green
EricTheOrange: KITTY!
bytecaster: We appreciate it!
yalc321: We love cat messages
ThorSokar: I mean who doesn't like messages like aklshfdkjsahldkjshajdfha
Juliamon: that's not a cat message
Mr_Horrible: leave it to a cat to find hotkeys even the architects of the application didn't remember
yalc321: @ThorSokar That's bottom text
Juliamon: Cat messages tend to be like: cxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx.. .................... ..........//////////
Mr_Horrible: cat somehow sending the famous tritone by sitting on the keyboard
Mr_Horrible: "achtung! achtung!"
ThorSokar: Value Added!
yalc321: All crafts made by pet owners contain at least 2% pet hair by weight
Mr_Horrible: worked on by 2 contributors, after all
Mr_Horrible: both gotta get paid
yalc321: To be fair, Loki can get paid in tuna and cat nip
yalc321: :O
KeytarCat: Wrong food, not bad food
EricTheOrange: animals can be interesting like my cat likes olives. Cats famous for being carnivores.
yalc321: Kitty has particular tastes
ThorSokar: composNotes No Tuna & Egg Salad sammiches for Cori joevulNotes
Juliamon: Our cat also doesn't like tuna, just the salty water it's packed in.
yalc321: My dog whines and cries whenever i crack open a tuna can, he wants that brine
Juliamon: she is a salt fiend
Juliamon: That's why they're hobbies, you can't afford to do them full-time
TehAmelie: it looks nice
yalc321: 10/10 excellent paintings all around
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
ThorSokar: joevulHypers Bring on the Smudge Down joevulHypers
SnackPak_: I bet
KeytarCat: @Juliamon Wait no that's sad
SnackPak_: a successful CDHC
Juliamon: ooooh
Mr_Horrible: sofieGasp
yalc321: That's a good cat
jessicaengle: o7
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
yalc321: Everywhere all of the places all the times
jessicaengle: Happy Birfday
ThorSokar: oo0o
beowuuf: sergeHi escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE escher3BEE
LordZarano: All numbers are special somehow
Juliamon: Take us out, bees!
ThorSokar: PridePog The BEES PrideLaugh
jessieimproved: Beeeeeees
jessicaengle: Take us out Beej
LordZarano: Powerwash hype!
Mr_Horrible: @Juliamon that *is* what they were for, if memory serves :p
jessicaengle: Live Beej
jessieimproved: I would listen to Bees and play minecraft until CtS starts tbh
TehAmelie: i could stare at this lil fingerpainting video on a loop to pass the time
TehAmelie: aww
Juliamon: "MOM HELP" "sucks to be you lol"
TehAmelie: "the abyss will claim a few of you, but the rest will grow up smarter and stronger"