Crossing the Streams || Powerwash Simulator

ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: surprisingly turgid cheese blunts
ihlendrax: That’s…disturbing.
 SnackPak_: do I want to know what a cheese blunt is?
 eric_christian_berg: Yeah, not a fan of that phrasing.
  mtvcdm: LRRBot, give us a fortune for tonight.
  mtvcdm: !quote
  LRRbot: Quote #4239: "The beans of dismay!" —Cameron [2017-05-31]
KeytarCat: !findquote turgid
 FacelessManAboutTown: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Power Wash Simulator) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (6s from now).
 FacelessManAboutTown: FUCK
 laikagoat:   
KeytarCat: 07
 FacelessManAboutTown: Status changed
ihlendrax: Ooo right. Powerwash Simulator!
 Metric_Furlong: time to get clean
 eric_christian_berg: Huh. 'Turgid' isn't in option under the React button.
DoodlestheGreat: That's probably for the best.
jessicaengle: Pew pew pew 
 FacelessManAboutTown:     
 DeM0nFiRe: 
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DoodlestheGreat: WE GET SIGNAL
 Manae:  
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 MurphEP:  
 NimrodXIV:  
 GhostValv:   
ButButTheJesus: SIJNORB
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 Metric_Furlong:   
LostThePirate: Woohoo!
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
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flouncy_magooo: Eyy, I'm washin' here!
 FarleyF: time to wash that man right out of my hair - Power style
 saucemaster5000: Evening folks! I hear the crew is washing each other or something?
 betweenmyself: Now you’re washing with POWER!
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 paronomasiac042: let's get clean!
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mishrasbauble: ehhh im washing here
 lirazel64: Ooo, let's clean up!
 kusinohki: meows
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 Ctabbe: The 3rd digit has arrived!
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ButButTheJesus: @betweenmyself Portable Power!
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 ggodopaste: Life, the universe, and everything!
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 CaptainEnder7: Power wash all the things!
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 firehawkzoa: I'm looking forward to a good clean stream
Orphio333: Dirt?
jessicaengle:   
  mtvcdm: Rule #1 for today: NO DIRTY
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KeytarCat: Bring out the hose, we dirty
  Juliamon: What up DIRT
  mtvcdm: Cease all of your dirty this instant
eddieatthegov: I'm just hoping it's not a wash.
 Nigouki: I love me some simulated washing
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight the world is dirty and only 6 people are qualified to clean up. It's time for crossing the streams! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwNUUe2aQAA8kXv.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1658261924671258624
Orphio333: Wash up with you? I'm alright personally.
 DentedPockets: I hope they don't lose power 
KeytarCat: Can't stop dirty, won't stop dirty
 FarleyF: ok so should we start a bet on the number of C&B's that are drawn
 MrGibberish: Hello friends 
 djalternative: hola chat
KeytarCat: bienvenue!
 DeM0nFiRe: @FarleyF Why would they draw cars and busses? 
 Metric_Furlong: hello MrGibberish and djalternative
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 SmithKurosaki: ooo a button. I wasn't looking and was wondering why Serge was streaming so late for a minute
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 Gascitygaming:   
eddieatthegov: @dem0nfire no, no, no, @farleyf means cats and dogs.
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 SmithKurosaki: @KeytarCat Bonsoir Kaytar
 IbunWest:  time.
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 SymphonicLolita: scrub! that! bus!
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 SmithKurosaki: Keytar*
Therberus: There really isn't a party like a mojang party 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: will be lurking and listening sadly first person makes me sick >.< but have fun everyone!
 saucemaster5000: Oh no chat, just realized this means they got the hose!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: yay! finally we get the hose!
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 SpaceBattery: LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOO
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 SymphonicLolita: hose me bby
Boon_33: hose for everyone!
eddieatthegov: @therberus bgc for win.
 Fanklok: @saucemaster5000 ohh noo I hope they don't spray us with it. I would hate that
 paronomasiac042: illidan told me that i'm not prepared
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 GhostValv:   
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 Metric_Furlong: hot mic
FickleMuse: Eeey. First Person Motion sickness gang..... T_T
  Juliamon: Mic 5
 FarleyF: Mic 5
 tehfewl: hot mic
 Cavemanhar: mic 5
DoodlestheGreat: WOOPS
 laikagoat:   
 gualdhar: mic 5
  mtvcdm: Mic 5!
 LordZarano: 
 SocraticMethod: Mic 5
 mishrasbauble: woopsie
 FacelessManAboutTown: hot mix
 GhostValv: 
 SaxPython: !clip
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 FacelessManAboutTown: mic*
KeytarCat: CORI...CAMERON
 SnackPak_: 
 Fr0Dough: Is that count as a hot open
 paronomasiac042: hot mike?!
Landgraft: Hot mics, cold takes
 paronomasiac042: oh, mic. damn
ButButTheJesus: "uuurrggghh"
 kusinohki: mic 5!!
 SaxPython:   
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
 FarleyF: HEY its AL-X
Therberus: AL-X!
 saucemaster5000: Alex 
 airylan: Alex has become robot?
 NightValien28: what up everyone
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 j0biwan: Only the very hottest of mics
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WiJohn: Time to get clean!
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 GhostValv: 
 NightValien28: HAHAHA
 Metric_Furlong: oh no, Alex came down with Vtuberitis
 Alas_Babylon: Nice haircut, Alex
silenceaux: Paul strikes again!
 SaxPython: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 SocraticMethod: @paronomasiac042 Magic mike is hot, agreed 
 tehfewl: we v tuber now
 A_Dub888: Paul "Intentional Mic 5" Saunder
 SnackPak_:   
 SmithKurosaki: Cute vtuber 
 FarleyF: Whos on first
eddieatthegov: Paul, you scamp.
LeeshaJoy: oh nooo, Alex has succumbed to the Vtube side
 SmithKurosaki: There goes the frames
 NightValien28: FLAWLESS
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Simonark: The logo is hosting.
 Ravynn: Perfect plan no notes
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 EOstby: Ah yes, another totally planned opening to CTS. 
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DoodlestheGreat: SCUFF STREAM SCUFF STREAM
 NevermorePainting: HI AL-X!
silenceaux: well, it will be clean. Eventually
 Cavemanhar: dang this rider of serge sure is filling out
Therberus: I thought the only thing in serge's rider is that he doesn't do math before 10am?
 kusinohki: the streamer that needs no introduction...
 SnackPak_: 
 Brozard: and be a gamer
 SmithKurosaki: Serge, phrasing
 SnackPak_: hi Paul
jessicaengle: lol
ButButTheJesus: BEE DEE BOO 
Therberus: Thanks for having me, it's great to be here
eddieatthegov: Hello.
DoodlestheGreat: This is how we know that Heather is dedicated to her job, because she COULD be playing TOTK.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmokyClearLattePoooound-XVmq3N88Qmo6F8pj
 TheMerricat: I was going to say "How can they play Powerwash Simulator without Paul"
 eric_christian_berg: Paul saying 'Hello!' always makes me weirdly happy.
 paronomasiac042: thank you for being here, it's great to have me
ButButTheJesus: @eric_christian_berg same
El_Funko: I've heard great things about this Power Bottom Wash Simulator game
  Juliamon: will do the link stuff later, having a blood sugar thing atm
  mtvcdm: !control
  LRRbot: Heather is in control.
 NightValien28: El_Funko different game!!
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 saucemaster5000: beg pardon?
Therberus: Eeeeek the AL-X has a little joystick 
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 SnackPak_: hi sneaky Alex
 saucemaster5000: cleanmaster5000 keeps throwing away my sauce 
ButButTheJesus: Clean All The Things! ™
 Blakemcm: awww dang you got that illegal modded power washer?
 GhostValv: 
 SaxPython: Lewd
eddieatthegov: @doodlesthegreat don't remind her!
 MurphEP: 
 Mr_Whyt: compemsating for something
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 DigitalSeahorse: everyone doing an AL-X cosplay here?
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 DelphineSynastria: PVP enabled.
 SnackPak_: FF is on tonight
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/EndearingHyperCarabeefStinkyCheese-okFZ0JKNHcew6wtM
 GhostValv: PvP
 Ravynn: Something something crossing the streams
 saucemaster5000: Ben's been waiting for Serge to spray them for years
 Brozard: 
 FacelessManAboutTown: Moisten the dino!
ChampBlankman: Perfect, Al-x.
 Brozard: 
 SnackPak_: gotta do it
 Mr_Whyt: soemthing something wash the dinosaur
 EOstby: Open the door, get on the floor, everybody wash the dinosaur.
 SmithKurosaki: HE SAID THE THING
   LoadingReadyRun:  Now we find out: Does 6 people cleaning speed things up or slow it down?
 FarleyF: open the valve get on the floor everybody wash the dinosaur
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, there is an actual skill to cleaning fossils
 korvys: Oh, I *JUST* got the stream name joke 
ButButTheJesus: the dii no saauuurrrr
 Brozard: a lot of CROSSED messages
 shurtal: CLEANSE the pallette
 SocraticMethod: Is the game video compressed for anyone else? Feels like 720p even if I am on 1080p/Source
 SkylerRingtail: Is there any game audio?
 A_Dub888: Open the door get on the floor, everybody wash the dinosaur
 Fanklok: Make sure you get the grundle
 SymphonicLolita: absolutely scintillating gameplay
 FacelessManAboutTown: @korvys ...
 Brozard: @skylerringtail yes
 gualdhar: Kathleen with the personal experience in broken things
 kusinohki: ironically, I'm watching this instead of cleaning my room...
 SnackPak_: 
 saucemaster5000: Ben is a traitor!
 IbunWest: 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Perfect
 A_Dub888:    
 FarleyF:   
eddieatthegov: First butts.
 TheThirdTail: 
 Fr0Dough: No Z? 0/10
 RealGamerCow: get that dino grundle
ButButTheJesus: BUTTS
 DarknessKingCoH: Taco Tuesday
 SmithKurosaki: Serge, Ben Ben's misbehaving 
 DigitalSeahorse: "nozzles! nozzles! nozzles!"
 GhostValv: The dinogooch
 laikagoat: volcano
 Tangsm: Wets Nope
 FacelessManAboutTown: Dinosaur undercarriage cleaning: criminally under explored aspect in Jurassic Park.
 djalternative: A volcano eruption is the answer to the black stuff
 RandomTrivia: Whoops, almost forgot about this
DaFhaye: Clean dino butt
 PharaohBender27: 
 RandomTrivia: Hi friends! 
 TheKingWiggins: Serge admitting to ghosts?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A bunch of celiac people ate taco bell
 SocraticMethod: Stegoslide!
 LordZarano: Powerwash sim has WILD lore
 DrLigmaPhD: this is the cleanup crew after a superhero fight
 FarleyF: Bens in the playground just doing lines
 saucemaster5000: It's like living in a Bounty commercial
ButButTheJesus: I tried playing this once, and immediately got stressed out cause I couldn't spray away each spot fast enough. It was not relaxing. Anyone else get this?
 TheAinMAP: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano Didn't game theory determine it would have to be a volcanic eruption of some kind?
 SocraticMethod: Stego show feet
 shurtal: do they know about the "show shame" button?
 KaleidoscopeMind: a mud monster?
 SnackPak_: any keys to find? what about a generator?
  mtvcdm: I wonder how much our water bill is for this.
 FarleyF: just dont press Tab or you will wipe out your eyes (tab shows the dirt)
 DeM0nFiRe: Speedrunners of this game have callouts I think lol
 laikagoat: there are some gnomes creeping on you on the outskirts of most maps
 Brozard: You can pretend it’s Attack of the Friday Monsters
 Mattmitchell45: The AGDQ Speedrun of this had callouts
 SmithKurosaki: I prefer my raids to have nukes in them, tyvm 
 FacelessManAboutTown: Video games present endless possibilities, you could be anything. What do you choose? I want to power wash a playground.
FickleMuse: Speedruns of this are WILD
 DigitalSeahorse: I need less pressure
 Metric_Furlong: cori.
 Fanklok: Stop Serge you're goons to get copy struck
Orxolon: beep boop preassure
 Alas_Babylon: Round the outside, round the outside
 saucemaster5000: Here for the hosing
   LoadingReadyRun:  game audio is fairly quiet but tbh it is just the sound of water spraying
 Brozard: That’s his right as a gamer
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 DigitalSeahorse: need a more direct angle around curves I think
 PharaohBender27: Oh no, the Borg assimilated this playground!
 shurtal: you got the FF7 dlc?
Orxolon: @LoadingReadyRun is there game audio!?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: presoaked for this game
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 shurtal: power washers are RAD
 mishrasbauble: you WHAT
ButButTheJesus: U WOT
  mtvcdm: Never did powerwashing either.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 NightValien28: WHAT
 SaxPython: 
 Fanklok: Power washers are cool, but have you tried a sand blaster?
 BrowneePoints: Picture of Dorian Earle Grey
 DigitalSeahorse: rofl
 Simonark: "Good news, this poison gas isn't safe! Job done."
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, Serge used to be a Gas Inspector
Orxolon: i worked cleaning water tanks for a year,so i used several power washers!
 SnackPak_: @BrowneePoints 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SaxPython: @browneepoints magnificent
 mishrasbauble: i really wanna know more about what the lrr people did as their real jobs in general tbh
   LoadingReadyRun: @LoadingReadyRun there is!
 SmithKurosaki: Made sure the oil companies in Alberta weren't killing people with noxious gas or something
 NimrodXIV: phrasing
 RandomTrivia: 
 Dog_of_Myth: BEN
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, you had an industrial power washer for the mud that you got as a poison gas inspector?
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 saucemaster5000: Go Hosers
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  Juliamon: !phrasing
  LRRbot: You heard them.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: cleaning the rim
DiscordianTokkan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
 DiscordianTokkan: Always power-wash your ring
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 SnackPak_: there's gonna be so much phrasing tonight
 eric_christian_berg: You can't play until your ring is clean.
 DigitalSeahorse: the ring  
Stormgod519: say that again?
 shurtal: ben's edging SO HARD RIGHT NOW
 Fanklok: Ben is currently edging
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So just aeresolizing it?
 steelfox13: don't forget to clean your ring kids
 RandomTrivia: CORI
 NightValien28: the rim must be washed
 paronomasiac042: in *your* end-o
 ShaneLeeAtk: Cori!
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/PreciousSecretivePoultryJKanStyle-QWJCefs9WJ_C7S3t
silenceaux: Instead, sand
ButButTheJesus: @paronomasiac042 heyoooo
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Stormgod519: IM BACK!
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 RealGamerCow: Its like sex on a beach,  you find all your crevices
 BrowneePoints: But yea, they've done some studies on this and Powerwashing basically hits the "Patterns Good" part of the brain and that's why it's so satisfying
 SmithKurosaki: BrewCrew has trained Serge well 
 shurtal: Serge is just Ron Burgandy, confirmed
 Darleysam: Serge 'Ron Burgundy' Yager
 Mischievous_Catgeist: feilds
 BrowneePoints: I had the Wooden castle ones
 Simonark: Unclean?
 DigitalSeahorse: birbs would hate this playground
 Fanklok: Can you bring 6 people to do the dirt bike?
 SymphonicLolita: mmm, tetanus
 BrowneePoints: the Wooden Castle Playgrounds were the BEST
 SquareDotCube: And RUST
 RealGamerCow: we had steel and concrete
 brainbosh: Dirt, gravel, and metal bars
 Laserbeaks_Fury: mmm, 100 degree Florida slides made of sheet metal
 Darleysam: absorbs the blood better
 gualdhar: my school replaced sand with wood chips because it was easier to find use needles
 NimrodXIV: my elementary school playground stuff was almost all wood. so many splinters
 Metric_Furlong: https://clips.twitch.tv/ScaryEnjoyablePheasantPhilosoraptor-n4Mpn4Ndr4zNe7P2
 kusinohki: exposed screw bolts with burrs...
 Stormgod519: pardon?
 SquareDotCube: the rubber also gets into shows
 SquareDotCube: shoes
 saucemaster5000: ring job done!
 SocraticMethod: Nice ring job, ben!
 Brozard: Ben was edging, then he finished
  Raiger: Ben, Lord of the Ring
 shurtal: she WOULD be super wet
 BrowneePoints: yea the texturized rubber gets into shoes too
 LathosTiran: solution to oil "leave it in the ground."
  mtvcdm: Geico WOULD do that
 TheDangerWaffle: Lmao
 PharaohBender27: Playgrounds in my area growing up was woodchips, though we called it "tanbark," which apparently is a term only used in the SF Bay Area (where I grew up)
Capt_clown: 
 shurtal: as someone that has the Lizard Insurance, they SUCK right now
 Darleysam: crawls out of your TV, hands over your Door Dash
 Brozard: @capt_clown is that Itachi?
 Brozard: 
 GhostValv: Only thing scarier is landlords
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 before_damage: Did Alex get a haircut?
 kusinohki: what's this clause about death by supernatural causes??
 DarkMorford: Ooh, is this VTuber Alex?
 SmithKurosaki: YEs
 RealGamerCow: Darleysam I wish Doordash worked that well
YeomanAres: Apsalaris here and she's  is an assassin she could take care of the ring
 DigitalSeahorse: yep, AL-X is his botsona
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just Phrasing Serge the stream
 mister_nibbles: i love how serge just naturally starts PMing 
 Darleysam: @RealGamerCow you have 7 days to get someone else to order using a referral code, though
mitomanox: does it hurt people if you aim the power wash in their direction? cuz in real life this hurts for real
 DigitalSeahorse: as much as we miss his person face
drewm1022: Are we sure "apsalar" is a Malazan reference?  I've never been sure.
 tehfewl: the LRR foot album
 DigitalSeahorse: both look nice
 RandomTrivia: SERGE
 SnackPak_: whyy
 duckace11: Serge no
 TimIAm: Serge.
 DiscordianTokkan: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're ridiculous.
ButButTheJesus: SERGE
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Stormgod519: SERGE!
 SmithKurosaki: SERGE NO
 Fanklok: @clip
 SpaceBattery: SERGE
 eshplode: Fair enough
 MurphEP: I love that
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Aretoelas
 BrowneePoints: WikiFeet
 paronomasiac042: they both made for suckin'
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WWWHHHYYY
 Saintnex: SERGE PLS
Himyul: wikifeetia
 Metric_Furlong: wtf is even happening
 NimrodXIV: lewd
  Raiger: That is not a phrase I needed to hear Serge…
 Stormgod519: !phrasing
  LRRbot: Have we ever done phrasing? Like, actually?
ButButTheJesus: @Laserbeaks_Fury 
 Mr_Whyt: dirty
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
 RandomTrivia:     
 SnackPak_: 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 GhostValv: D:
DarthRagnar815: 
 before_damage: How did she hurt her ankle?
 Driosenth: Quit encouraging chat
 The_Color_Twelve: that was certainly a line to join the stream on
 SmithKurosaki: Ahh, I see we're off to a cursed start 
 DigitalSeahorse: AL-X rage! 
  Juliamon: I'm mad that it's WikiFeet and not Wikipodea
KeytarCat: Al-x with the angry eyes 
 Fanklok: !abult
  LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
 SquareDotCube: now to pressure wash that line
 DrLigmaPhD: Big Toesies Goth GF
 djalternative: Welcome to Powerwash Simulater
 TimIAm: SERGE
 The_Color_Twelve: wow
 gualdhar: SERGE
 MrGibberish: I like how Alex’s eyes went red
 Catcard: omg
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 mister_nibbles: SERGE
 RandomTrivia: SERGE
 koodooman: 
Orxolon: weeelllppppp
 DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahahha
MWGNZ: 
 Saintnex: SERGE AGAIN
 gualdhar: SERGE WHAT
 DudelidouX: Serge! wow
 hatboozeparty: This is great
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Alas_Babylon: So pent up, my dude
 Simonark: I thought "Hosers" was a stereotype Canadian comedy was trying to move past.
 BrowneePoints: anyways, the Foot Fetish folks are the easy Kink Punching bag
 duckace11: Serge you can't just say that . png
 NightValien28: serge found the line and decided to run 20 miles past it
 Mischievous_Catgeist: this is as bad ( in a goodway) as ben and adam playing baby games
 Brozard: You are DOING this on PURPOSE
 BrowneePoints: First time Serge?
 NimrodXIV: never change Serge
 SnackPak_: good clean fun tonight
 undecided44: I guess we're not doing phrasing at all then.
 DigitalSeahorse: isn't the goal to squirt really?
 SmithKurosaki: Serge, you cinnamon bun
 steelfox13: So many good clips already
ButButTheJesus: so um
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a cute triangle
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/HelpfulPoisedStarlingSeemsGood-c6w_4PB3ByWHCVdg
 DigitalSeahorse: if only I were squirting
ButButTheJesus: 69%
jessicaengle: 
 bytecaster: How is this worse than League of Legends?
  mtvcdm: Someone's got their Slack open
 Laserbeaks_Fury: NICE
ghyllnox: Someone's Slack went off
 FacelessManAboutTown: Someone's slack open?
 MAPBoardgames: Power wash simulator?
 korvys: Oh, ok, not my slack
 KaleidoscopeMind: real people? outside??
 kumatsu: powerwashing real houses? No you get tired and sweaty doing that
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FreezingInspiringOwlSuperVinlin-WgLz7ePuYWhq7JAj
 tehfewl: i thought it was my slack too
 TimIAm: You play a game about power washing while your friend talks about "power washing"
 BrowneePoints: "I offered a night of free Therapy by playing a Virtual Powerwashing Game."
 xantos69: 50 Bits
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 Alas_Babylon: Ben's gone into like 144p
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 gualdhar: OOF bEN WENT mINECRAFT MODE
 NimrodXIV: cool potato cam
 DigitalSeahorse: how many players will we see gameplay of?
 gualdhar: ah caps lock
 RandomTrivia: I think Remy is sitting on the internet cable
 TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/BovineSolidOysterVoteNay-_lMap1HEuQNDeBsT
goombalax: ben's 18-bit
 DigitalSeahorse: Ben's gone low res
Orxolon: did something happened to video quality?
 Fanklok: TAB is highlight dirt button
itmightbemikey: Too much backspray made the feed blurry
 kumatsu: discord goes cronch
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 Brozard: Oh no, he got water in his camera
 DigitalSeahorse: so fuzzy
 TheThirdTail: The pixels have all been washed away
 Darleysam: just punch a hole clean through a rusted antique car
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Hardcore Pressure Washing
 PMAvers: Hardcore Mode
 Stormgod519: hello
 Driosenth: Is Paul messing with the stream quality
 NightValien28: watch this kids, this is how the internet was back in the day
 VeryBadLifeChoices: censorship
Tempest2097: Censoring the filth
 NimrodXIV: blur the filth
 RealGamerCow: Are we in Japan now?
 SocraticMethod: It has been rather compressed for a while
 KaleidoscopeMind: we need to powerwash the game camera
 eric_christian_berg: The internet is desperate to censor you.
 NightValien28: this is some 1985 internet and that's how we liked it
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD Alex
 BrowneePoints: The Squirting has been Censored
 DeChunkandFriends: Ben, you've gotta put your glasses back on
 PMAvers: Oh, this is like what Ben's home stream was like earlier today
Tempest2097: Okay there we go
 steelfox13: Too much squirting, gotta blur it
 Saintnex: ah, the stream is getting censored... that makes sense honestly
 bobokiddo: it's like what i see when i'm not wearing my glasses
 paronomasiac042: i thought the heat played in miami?
 DigitalSeahorse:  censored filth
Orxolon: @DigitalSeahorse Al-X
 DarkMorford: Hey, so is Seattle!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: this got to R rated so we had to get censor blurrs
 saucemaster5000: good for victoria
 SnackPak_: like 7 inches from the midday sun
 They_Are_Alyx: Is Nicole torrenting Naruto again? 
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 BaconL0rdes: This must be a damn unsightly playstructure.
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 SmithKurosaki: Dang cori beat me to it
 azureHaights: The Victoria Heat? Did Miami sell their team off?
 DigitalSeahorse: AL-X
 Simonark: Enough filth and the stream really acquires some fuzzy moral boundries
 thecampingviking: Vancouver Washington is too
 RandomTrivia: "by oopsident" 
DEATHlikescats: Yasssss cosy stream!
 PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford And Portland, though the worst of it has passed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I love the V tuber look for Alex. Although I think the only way to make it better would be to have a button to activate that adds steam pouring out of their ears to indicate strife
 SymphonicLolita: all of western canada is big toasty rn
Orxolon: @DigitalSeahorse 
 gualdhar: Ben accidentally torrenting One Piece
 Scy_Anide: Surprising lack of viscera on this playground.
Orphio333: Lrr version of a wet t-shirt contest hahah
Tempest2097: That's the Cruelty DLC for PWS
ButButTheJesus: mud physics
 EmpressTila: In the episode of Star Trek: TNG "Pen Pals" at one point Data loses a comlink because of "Thermal Radiation." It was too hot to make a call.
 MAPBoardgames: That's why I can't play vicsera cleanum
 RandomTrivia: That's called "switching" Serge 
 SocraticMethod: Hard mode
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RandomTrivia You beat me to it
Orxolon: so what you are saying is that is not a SIM per sé?
  Juliamon: Scy_Anide It's volcanic viscera, close enough
 SmithKurosaki: @RandomTrivia Oh my 
 DeM0nFiRe: I had the same thought lol
 steelfox13: Realism mode, you can damage surfaces and real dirt physics.  No thanks
 kumatsu: There was a GDQ run of all vehicles co-op of this that was fascinating in an exercise in optimization
 Tangsm: You finish cleaning the whole floor, then somebody tracks mud prints through.
 BrowneePoints: Remember when MythBusters cleaned a Cement Truck with Dynamite?
 prince_infidel: Just got here. Why is Alex a robit?
ANeMzero: due to IP shennanigans Spintires is now known as Mudrunner
 SymphonicLolita: ""cleaned""
ButButTheJesus: could I clean off F-14 Tomcat or an X-Wing
 Dog_of_Myth: I do Brownee
 SajuukSjet: i mean, there's scope for the crossover... what with the FFVII tie-in 
 Saintnex: Still one of the best clips from lets nope was Graham going off on a game note where they had someone cleaning a building bottom up
Tempest2097: Ohhhh boy we're droppin some frames today
 steelfox13: @browneepoints I remember they "disappeared" one
 gualdhar: hey-oh
ghyllnox: Mmmm, crunchy
 LordZarano: Spintires isn't on Steam anymore. Just the sequels Mudrunner and Snowrunner
 MAPBoardgames: I think Ben's goggles have water on htem
 DigitalSeahorse: censored again
 SymphonicLolita: dat cronch
Orxolon: wow is there less than 144?
 Catcard: I kind of enjoy the stream going into 144p, it reminds me of the old youtube days
 BaconL0rdes: Ben’s bandwidth is going to the shadow realm
 SmithKurosaki: @Tempest2097 Ben's connection is having a time
 kusinohki: I just send my motorcycle through the automatic car wash...
Tempest2097: @Tempest2097 for reals
 fastlane250: 
 RandomTrivia: Hehehehehe
  Juliamon: Ben's internet is determined to find the lowest possible ppi
 SmithKurosaki: I wonder if they're youtubers
 Going_Medium: Lichen subscribe
 SaxPython: The frame rate drop feels like the Lego pc game
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Remember to Share, Lichen, Subscribe
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 SmithKurosaki: @Going_Medium Thank you for getting the joke
 Stormgod519: !box
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 SnackPak_: 
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 TimIAm: Now we just need Prop Room Simulator
 DarkMorford: Looking forward to seeing if/how AL-X upgrades to have more features!
epsilon_vee: don't eat the ground timbits, serge
 thecampingviking: Don’t leave dirty foot prints on the cleaned equipment
DEATHlikescats: The nice platonic snack, Timbits!
Himyul: Would you take one from Beej?
 fastlane250: woe, timbit be upon ye
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Scy_Anide: Would you eat Wizard Tim's magical bits?
 QuixoticScrivener: When did Alex become a cyborg?
 A_Dub888: What if it was James?
Tempest2097: Yeah okay, this is how adventures start
 eric_christian_berg: You are the Chosen One!
ButButTheJesus: "I stole these from Mr. Tumnus"
goatprince: and what if that haggard wizard was in a jar
 saucemaster5000: what if they just CLAIM to be a wizard?
  mtvcdm: You're in a magical forest, and you see Timbits in a jar
ghyllnox: What if they were trying to give you $100 instead
DEATHlikescats: It is dangerous Togo alone, here, take this
 Laserbeaks_Fury: What if Mayor Haggar come out of an alley and offered you a Timbit
 SocraticMethod: Turkish Delight
Tempest2097: Isekai Timbit? I would eat that timbit
 BrowneePoints: The Timbit of Destiny sounds like a Crapshot/Commodore Hustle @LoadingReadyRun
 drthvd3r: That timbit would make you end up in a jar.
 Eille_k: @quixoticscrivener he's always been one
 kusinohki: what if the haggard wizard is in a jar though?
 Alas_Babylon: "Isekai Timbit" is my Primus cover band
TotallyNotaBeholder: Fantasy Tim Hortons
 Darleysam: I love Isekai Timbit's podcast
 bytecaster: The one timbit
 DarkMorford: Get isekai'd to Canada, eh?
ANeMzero: isekai timbit is my nerdcore rap name
 DigitalSeahorse: EEEKsakai
Gadora: If you're in a forest and you come across a Timbit in a jar, do you let it out?
Capt_clown: A drive-by Timbitting.
 paronomasiac042: 'isekai timbit' is my limp bizkit weebcore cover band
Himyul: I ate a TimBit and I woke up in Canada
 Brozard: At least they didn’t go vore
DEATHlikescats: Establishing a franchise in another world
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Brozard: DANGIT
 SnackPak_: 
TotallyNotaBeholder: Serge...
 NimrodXIV: SERGE
ButButTheJesus: serge.
 SaxPython: !clip
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 Stormgod519: SERGE!
 eric_christian_berg: Lean into it, Sere.
 RandomTrivia: SERGE
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Tim Bitt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SERGE
 SkylerRingtail: Every anime is a vore anime, if it lasts long enough
Boon_33: this is the ultimate timbit, the timbit of ultimate destiny.
 DigitalSeahorse: that's hentai
 SmithKurosaki: Serge. Please
 Alas_Babylon: I love how three of us came up with bands for Isekai Timbit
 tehfewl: "Vore god no, back to squirting"
 NimrodXIV: BEN
 Cavemanhar: 
 RandomTrivia: BENJAMIN
 SnackPak_: we do now
ButButTheJesus: ben
 DarkMorford: ULMER
 saucemaster5000: we do now
 RandomTrivia: 
EldarLuin: This level goes SO much faster with more than one person. 
Capt_clown:   
 thecampingviking: Wow
 CururuGuasu: You laugh, but there is an isekai where they reincarnate as a vending machine
 DigitalSeahorse: "SPLEJ"
 Brozard: If you got time to flirt, you’ve got time to squirt
DEATHlikescats:  
 RandomTrivia: "Less flirting, more squirting"
 Metric_Furlong: https://clips.twitch.tv/AttractiveAnnoyingChickenTheTarFu-8rNlgefaQiGjKt4Q
 DrLigmaPhD: Time to squat, time to squirt
 Harvest25: Need to go uptop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We need a soundboard button that is Adam saying "BENJAMIN" like he did when Ben shot the toilet
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Check yo' dirt
Mortimew: This game looks like a group of Quarians doing community service on earth.
 DigitalSeahorse: because it's still censoring
  mtvcdm: !advice
  LRRbot: Stay focused.
 mister_nibbles: go left ben
 bytecaster: And we are here too!
epsilon_vee: how is this thing not clean yet, the powerwash simulator story
DEATHlikescats:  
 TheNerdWonder: check the top
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Just get behind it and mash R1.
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 SocraticMethod: Ben is dropping voice too
 hatboozeparty: Squirt better
 LathosTiran: works fine on my computer
ghyllnox: Try pyromancy
DEATHlikescats: A power SOMETHING
 Anaerin: Now you're washing with POWER
Tempest2097: How DID This place get so gnarly.
 GhostValv: Cleanest backseating
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/NastyTameKiwiPermaSmug-x-p8joUAwys7F8KT
 SaxPython: Where do you see yourself in 5 psi?
Himyul: pressure?  I hardly knew her!
  mtvcdm: Do you need to have a conversation with the Nintendo Game Counselor?
Orxolon: i can't imagine how those parts are gonna look like in youtube with minimum res XD
 DigitalSeahorse:  are we only able to Ben pov?
 FacelessManAboutTown: Maybe the power you need to wash is power Serge. Has anyone tried dousing Serge?
DEATHlikescats: THE LIL RAINBOW 🌈 is so cute!
 SymphonicLolita: a pokemon
 BrowneePoints: I mean, with that beam y'all are playing Zarya
 Laserbeaks_Fury: It's JIGGLEPEAK!
 Anaerin: We've reached Peak Jiggle.
DEATHlikescats: @laserbeaks_fury f@#$!
 SquareDotCube: *headshot* FUCK!
 azureHaights: Jigglypeek, seen from above!
Boon_33: if you don't want to get shot...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is when a Jigglypuff does corner lean
Kaorti: gurny halleck knew what's up
 BrowneePoints: wait a sec, is playing Mei in Overwatch just PowerWash Simulator: SubZero Edition?
 kusinohki: it's a jiggle peak from above??
 Nigouki: speaking of killing it, pressure injuries are no joke
 Anaerin: You're all crowded around your Waifus?
 Brozard: Jiggle In The Name Of
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 laikagoat: its the last 1% thats the worst
 azureHaights: Yes, my grapewasher
Orxolon: Serge,this is gonna be done in less than 20 min
 DigitalSeahorse: 
jessicaengle: Never enough cooks
 gualdhar: oh no Ben's getting EMPd
 FacelessManAboutTown: Ben is 144p again
  Juliamon: I most often see people miss some of the net
 Laserbeaks_Fury: To defeat the boss, you have to cross the streams
DEATHlikescats: Ben’s computer is updating without telling him
avi_miller: Poor Ben’s internet m
 azureHaights: "Cupola?" "Yeah, one or two"
 Anaerin: When you get down to 3 types of items, you get a to-do list on your screen.
 Cavemanhar: what happens if you cross the streams 
 TimIAm: Like wizzin' at the ball park
DEATHlikescats: Ben becomes AI in real time
 electra310: This is what happens when I powerwash with my glasses on and they get wet
Himyul: Ben, you're dealing with like 4 pixels
 bytecaster: Maaaan, it is really hard to backseat at 144p
 MAPBoardgames: The ladder is in your mind
 blip2004: this is some bad rotoscoping
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The ladder has been dead for 30 years
 brainbosh: is this 8p?
 LathosTiran: recalling from GDQ, the game can desync. trust the hosts view for dirt
LostThePirate: We seem to be getting more Power Point than PowerWash tonight, lol. Good podcast, though 
 eric_christian_berg: Is there a sniper class? Clean a roof from 1/2 mile away?
ButButTheJesus: is this what it looks like when you try out that crapshot E-Bike
 brainbosh: And now its fine
DEATHlikescats: Windows update probably. It’s usually that
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The roofs
 SocraticMethod: Are you using OBS ninja? Twitch is losing video and audio
 FacelessManAboutTown: Ben, did you accidentally VPN to Europe again? 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: on top
 Anaerin: @eric_christian_berg It's called the "Extra Long Extension".
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Anaerin: "Blocks", Serge?
 Anaerin: Extensions also help.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Do not look directly at...The Nozzle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Rim of dirt" Kathleen?
 Anaerin: Crouch and Prone are bae.
mjiig: I like the idea that the client comes out and gives you a couple of coins everytime you clean an item
 DigitalSeahorse: I saw it
 Darleysam: @Thefluffiestguineapig 18th best King Gizz album
DEATHlikescats:  
Charlie_Victor7 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 44 months!
 Charlie_Victor7: I wish using a real power washer was this fun
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 FacelessManAboutTown: Ben is going to have clean up all the frames he's dropping
 Mischievous_Catgeist: step ladder im squirting
DEATHlikescats: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig Would that still be in the top 50% because of how prolific they are?
 SymphonicLolita: ohno
Himyul: powerwash slideshow
 NimrodXIV: RIP Ben's internet
 MrGibberish: Now bens audio is not so good
some_callmetim: cvHazmat
 Stormgod519: somebody is using the microwave
 BaconL0rdes: Looking for the [Unregistered Hypercam 2]
 electra310: The powerwash radio hour
 DarkMorford: Down to 3!
 Anaerin: It shows you what you're pointing at in the top-left.
 fastlane250: Click to activate your filth sense
 DigitalSeahorse: look through AL-X's AI eyes to catch everything filthy
 Anaerin: Is Ben hosting?
 SocraticMethod: @Anaerin Serge
 NimrodXIV: 
 SymphonicLolita:  clean
 Anaerin: Ah. Odd.
 HadesLeprechaun: and now for the best part!
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 Bergor_Terraf: Hi!
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 electra310: GG!
 MAPBoardgames: Now release the filth monsters (children)
 TheAinMAP: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: We're FLUSH with cash
Capt_clown:   
 PMAvers: And then a turf war rolls through and goops it up again.
 Stormgod519: nice
 Anaerin: Co-Op players don't get the Timelapse.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SaxPython: 
  mtvcdm: I think Ben's just doesn't like all the spraying.
 SocraticMethod: Ben's view is pretty bag sometimes we get bad audio
 DigitalSeahorse: super weird
TotallyNotaBeholder: Super Weird!
 bytecaster: Super weird!
 eric_christian_berg: Power clean a stegosaurus.
 HadesLeprechaun: the timelapse should save, so Serge should be able to bring it back up after break
 DrLigmaPhD: Clean a 50 foot dong?
DEATHlikescats: The van!
 zarbit: 18-wheeler
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 bytecaster: A single dragon!
EldarLuin: FF Bike?
 Stormgod519: roboBen
 saucemaster5000: this seems like a way to get cursed
 TheNerdWonder: ooh boy
 DigitalSeahorse:  censored camera
 SocraticMethod: !clip
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 Stormgod519: HAHA!
 TheNerdWonder: this one's got a bunch of tricky spots
 underhill33: benjamin
Tempest2097: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 RandomTrivia: OH NO
 DigitalSeahorse: it didn't say FANNY!
ChampBlankman: Kathleen thought childcatcher, I thought catchman from Barbarella.
 Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
 Tangsm: So glad things came back into focus just for that.
 emberBecky: good thing the blur ended just in time 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 shurtal: *Xmen theme starts playing faintly*
 Darleysam: everybody loves powerwash simulator! *f
 NimrodXIV: the real dirt was in our minds
 MAPBoardgames: Ben was more scared there than the last Let's Nome
 MAPBoardgames: Npoe
 Darleysam: *five seconds later*
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Where's Maurice?
 mister_nibbles: im lost
 mishrasbauble: me too
verifiablyhuman: you're not familiar with mistress uncanny fanny, lady of mistery?
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulPoisedHamburgerNotLikeThis-NlW8kckEa0qh0hne
ButButTheJesus: It just means butt for most of us, I think...
  Juliamon: mister_nibbles It's one letter off a slur
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 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
ButButTheJesus: ooooh I see what he saw
 Alas_Babylon: Yeaaah...
KeytarCat: More pressure makes dirt go away
 Laserbeaks_Fury: She didn't see *that* coming?
 saucemaster5000: fortune teller couldn't predict the dirtstorm?
DEATHlikescats: Fanny in the us means lady 🐈
 CaptainSpam: We're not switching to Serge-O-Vision?
 SocraticMethod: Ben just polished the dirty knob 
itmightbemikey: This is a much later game map and you're supposed to have stronger powerwasher guns
 DigitalSeahorse: they must have used this as a funeral buggy before this
 Catcard: oh no
DEATHlikescats: *UK, not US
Tempest2097: Oh Ben's gone now.
 SymphonicLolita: RIP ben
 Metric_Furlong: Ben?
 SmithKurosaki: Serge 'Project Manager Yager
 Anaerin: I think we lost Ben.
 Alas_Babylon: Ben asplode
 SocraticMethod: And now we lost Ben
  Juliamon: We lost Ben
 brainbosh: oh no ben
iarethel0ser: RIP Ben
 DeM0nFiRe: F
 HadesLeprechaun: uh oh
 PMAvers: Ben really broke down, yes.
Tempest2097: F
TotallyNotaBeholder: Bye Ben, come back soon
 DiscordianTokkan: Oop, bye ben
 Cavemanhar: rip ben
some_callmetim: F
Orxolon: oh no
 MAPBoardgames:  
 Radyin: Ben died.
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Bye, Ben!
Enmity777: Rip
 Shadwhawk: Ben just exploded
Himyul: RIP
ButButTheJesus: F
 electra310: Au revoir, Ben
 gualdhar: F
 eshplode: And he's dead
  mtvcdm: And Ben's now just gone
 thecampingviking: F
 neisan2112: RIP Ben right as I got here
 Laserbeaks_Fury: lol "We literally brokedown....."
ghyllnox: Ohno
 DigitalSeahorse: bbye Ben
 Veshnikard: 
 shendaras: 
 hatboozeparty: Rip Ben
 azureHaights: Ben really broke down
DEATHlikescats: Aww rip Ben
 SaxPython: O7
 steelfox13: Ben! He ded.
 ShaneLeeAtk: o7
silenceaux: Banished, by the Uncanny Franny... 
 RandomTrivia: Oh dear
MWGNZ: o7
 SpaceBattery: oh nooooooo
 SmithKurosaki: F
 RandomTrivia: 
Tempest2097: o7
 FarleyF: Ben saw the pricing and just quit
 TheAinMAP: 
 hatboozeparty: Squirted to hard
Cephallope: o7
 NotCainNorAbel: o7
 SymphonicLolita: o7
 KaleidoscopeMind: "we really broke down"
Orxolon: o7
 Stormgod519: o7
 TheKingWiggins: He said literally Broke Down and broke down
DEATHlikescats: Break and start over
  Juliamon: Franny was offended you thought she was a TERF
jessicaengle: 
 DigitalSeahorse: oki
 thecampingviking: His Powerwasher blew out
Gadora: "We literally broke down," says Ben, as his internet died.
 A_Dub888: 
 DigitalSeahorse: o7
 Tangsm: Ben found the door that exits the internet.
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
ghyllnox: o7
 MrGibberish: o7
 MAPBoardgames: Ben revealed the wrong tarot card
 Tangsm: He's in a better place now.
 Brozard: o7 days
 Metric_Furlong: !break
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 paronomasiac042: oh seven
 saucemaster5000: @Tangsm god I wish I could find that
Orxolon: @Gadora he said the magic word
 Radyin: I think Ben got too much water on his router.
jessicaengle: Revenge of the fortune teller
ButButTheJesus: sometimes when you spray too deep... the stream sprays back
 shurtal: time for more Gundam Rewatch
mitomanox: unclench I will
Orxolon: @jessicaengle Franny the connection killer
 offbeatwitch: change da world... my final message... gootbye
DEATHlikescats: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
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 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlumpBlueLasagnaMrDestructoid-A_HqDM-w7uLQ7PFf
mitomanox: Noob question: I didn't get the Ben jumpscaring thing, can someone help me with it?
  Juliamon: mitomanox It was almost a slur
 Alas_Babylon: I'll PM yo
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 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 azureHaights:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Laserbeaks_Fury: https://clips.twitch.tv/HorribleFantasticPoultrySoonerLater-UGebpZLQRXgtadr4
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Orphio333: I'm glad I got Ben's autograph before he was sucked into the backrooms
 azureHaights:   
 FacelessManAboutTown:  
 MrGibberish: @alas_babylon May I please also get an explanation?
 MAPBoardgames:   
 Alas_Babylon: Sure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BGC songs make me think of Just Shapes and Beats now and it is awesome
 fastlane250: @orphio333 Same
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Orxolon: @Thefluffiestguineapig Roadquest,everything reminds me of RoadQuest
Orxolon: hahahaha
 DarkMorford: For anyone else confused, suppose that the letter F in "Franny," instead of being False, was True. 
 niccus: this is probably one of the stranger things i could have put over Ryuichi's funerary playlist
 SkylerRingtail: My headcanon is Ben's Internet issues are because the crew talked over the intro. Or he broke a mirror on the caravan cart
 Stormgod519: o7
 pn55: Oh no!
 SaxPython: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Melfina__: f
 gualdhar: oh no Ben got murdered!
SnowBuddy18: 
 Catcard: poor ben
TotallyNotaBeholder: I press 'f'
 MrGibberish: Rip Ben
 Anaerin: @DarkMorford Alternatively, be aware that in some countries removing the R is a slang term for some female genitalia.
 MAPBoardgames: The same 5 it always was
 SmithKurosaki: F for Ben
 NightValien28: Ben has been powerwashed
 Calaban161: F for Ben
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 prince_infidel:  Ben
 steelfox13: His Internet melted
 Astramentha: o7
 public_key_reveal_party: o7 Ben
 Alas_Babylon: This stream is going to actually be a Whodunnit stream
 Gascitygaming: maaaaaaaaan!
 KaleidoscopeMind: "water divination"
 FarleyF: so what your telling us is that Ben left to form his own rival powercleaning company with Graham/Ian/Beej
 DigitalSeahorse:  long
 Stormgod519: BEN!
KeytarCat: Oh I remember when Serge streamed this!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: His high pressure nozzle demolished his modem
 SmithKurosaki: He's returned from the grave
 TheAinMAP: 
 saucemaster5000: Found the truth about the uncanny Franny
 Anaerin: Spinny nozzle means you get maximum pressure, over a slightly larger area.
 SaxPython: #AndWithYourSpirit
Orphio333: Ben!? How did you escape the backrooms!?
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Band saw things he shouldn’t and the powers that be cut his Internet connection to avoid the truth getting out! lol
 DigitalSeahorse:  
KeytarCat: @SmithKurosaki 
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 couchboyj: He's power washing angels now 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Back to being a little squirt
 Simonark: Wait. I thought that once a player gets killed they get muted so they aren't just telling everyone who the impostor is.
 shurtal: no heated gamer words for Ben
 FarleyF: you know what might be a nice Crossing the Streams - Viscera Clean Up Detail with Graham and Paul
 SmithKurosaki: @KeytarCat  How you
 VeryBadLifeChoices: contemplating life
jessicaengle: Goin up to the Spirit in the Sky, that's where I'm gonna power wash when I die
 mercano82: We gotta power wash Ben’s mouth out
 Anaerin: You get a *lot* more money as the host, rather than a co-op assistant.
 NightValien28: serge the chaotic power washer
 bytecaster: @Anaerin Just another case of the rich getting richer
 Simonark: "We are about to engage... the nozzle."
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/AuspiciousCleanHeronGOWSkull-Fx29t81__wQLXeBK
 MAPBoardgames: How low CAN you go?
 SymphonicLolita: serge is Rich
 SnackPak_: it's so square
Tempest2097: V square
 SmithKurosaki: Ben's internet did not like the InstaFilter
  mtvcdm: Serge got himself 12 thousand dollery-doos
 Anaerin: The "Rust" is real tough to get.
 DrLigmaPhD: Apropos of nothing I wanna build a cart like this to vibe out in
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Did this soothsayer not see all this filth coming? They sound like a tarotble oracle.
  mtvcdm: Show us the goods
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Thats just a Mass Effect gun
 Dog_of_Myth: Serge likes to collect the power washers
 bytecaster: It's for looking, not for using
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 DeM0nFiRe: Woah, use the power washer to power wash things? And ruin it's collectability?
 azureHaights: Never Removed From Box!
 TimIAm: There really were 3 dads on that FNPF
Orxolon: what you can do is "cheat" and let the babies accounts finish the section to cash em
 DrLigmaPhD: I've heard of power bottoms but power washers???
 bytecaster: Never use your graded 10 power washers for actual gameplay, way to dangerous.
  mtvcdm: HEATHER
Tempest2097: 
 SmithKurosaki: It's spreading
 Gascitygaming: 1 wheel 2 nozzles
 Mischievous_Catgeist: and squirting
 BrowneePoints: That's called Docking
 PharaohBender27: 
 Alas_Babylon: @DrLigmaPhD bottom washers?
   LoadingReadyRun: Championship for Game with most questionable phrasings: Powerwash Sim vs Dollars to Donuts
 SkylerRingtail: Double team, crossing the stream
 Anaerin: Get that good squirt squirt.
ButButTheJesus: you know what? FIST IT! DOUBLE!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think these wagon wheels were made to order? They look bespoke.
 Warkipine: double nozz
 SmithKurosaki: @LoadingReadyRun New jackbox game when?
 DigitalSeahorse:  Deep double
 SmithKurosaki: Would be a hilarious Champ'd up
 SaxPython: Lol
 korvys: Serge, you know you can hit tab (I think?) to highlight the dirt
  mtvcdm: Imagine getting this whole six-person team out with this equipment to, say, just clean the doorknob, and going 'I will pay you 25 shiny cents'
 FarleyF: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlausibleAmericanSwanTriHard--XrBpGRXpW9PLjTI
 Anaerin: Check under the table.
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 Bunnarchist: She cross my power till I wash stream
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 DrLigmaPhD: Sounds like hung
Tempest2097: ROOF
 TimIAm: It's certainly a little unsavory lol
 SocraticMethod: Ben
 SaxPython: 
 SymphonicLolita: stairs
 FarleyF: Ben 
TotallyNotaBeholder: Wayne's World sound: Schmung!
Boon_33: roof?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: your mouth
DEATHlikescats: Roof!
silenceaux: Love these tarot suits
 saucemaster5000: Hate it when people schmung without warning me first
 DigitalSeahorse: there's a shmungus amoung us, and AL-X beat me to it
 The_Color_Twelve: wow
 SquareDotCube: The ferris wheel!
 DarkMorford: Just curious, AL-X, what software are you running? Is that a full Live2D rig or something a bit simpler?
 DrLigmaPhD: Bofadeeze
 mercano82: The yellow tarp
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 eric_christian_berg: Stairs!
Rynehawk: undercarriage
 Bugberry: please us with your power washer
DEATHlikescats: Serge always being naughty by accident
 thecampingviking: Stairs
 bytecaster: When you set a certain tone early on ....
Tempest2097: Ohboy
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/WimpyPiercingGarbageOhMyDog-oVQJ3N9L_SspBBds
 SquareDotCube: strong tarp
 electra310: We don't have the budget for this
ghyllnox: Hotel Schmung is a place you could stay in Italy
Tempest2097: Don't forget the knobs
 Anaerin: Tarp it up, we've got the budget.
silenceaux: devouring your dreams
 DigitalSeahorse: it's a TARP
 comrade_cards: "schmung" appears to be a fancy hotel in italy
 neisan2112: I definitely heard Top not tarp
 DrLigmaPhD: Clean the knob
 Dog_of_Myth: Is cleaning the tarp in the budget?
 A_Dub888: Khans of Tarpir
 Bugberry: gotta get filthy before you can get clean, in more ways than one.
 SymphonicLolita: what's their tarp budget
 Mazrae: Is this tarp in the budget??
 azureHaights: @electra310 That's why we're cleaning it, it's cheaper than buying a new one
Chesul: Schmung has a few definitions that I can find, none of which are particularly bad.
 DigitalSeahorse: remember when "We needed TARP."?
 SymphonicLolita: 2 doller? small price to pay for tarp
 DigitalSeahorse: an awning
 eric_christian_berg: Still waiting for a LRR Tarp in the store.
 Anaerin: Serge cleaning the Canapes.
  mtvcdm: !patreon
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 TimIAm: Based on the audio this stream definitely needs a rap
 TimIAm: *tarp
 NonjaBiru: Mmmm, two dollar canapes
 Laserbeaks_Fury: oh no, that was months ago
 KaleidoscopeMind: hypothetically
 SmithKurosaki: Dont know what youre talkin about 
 DigitalSeahorse: ding
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or drops a lunchbox full of meat on one
 electra310: The watermelon tarp has amortized
 Tangsm: Pumpkins?
 steelfox13: Tarp a palosa!
 djalternative: yeah. that was part of last fiscal year's tarp budget
TotallyNotaBeholder: Obviously tarp season
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 korvys: Alex, it's called "Improv"
 TheDangerWaffle: LOL
 couchboyj: Do you remember, the 25th day of Tarptember
 betweenmyself: Tarp season!  Rabbit Season!  FIRE!
DEATHlikescats: Creative gaslighting for fun and profit
 SmithKurosaki: Nice
  mtvcdm: Serge, if you don't wait until tarp season, you'll never be able to hunt wild tarp
ButButTheJesus: I am confused and afear'd
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: It’s tarpin time!
 DigitalSeahorse: making AL-X go triangle
 bytecaster: Followed by Canopitober?
 SaxPython: Tarp-tember to remember sales event
goombalax: wake me up when tarptember ends
 Anaerin: "It was my first real Ny-lon, bought it at the Five-and-Dime..."
 DudelidouX: under?
 steelfox13: Wake me up when Tarptemper ends.
 gualdhar: wait, Tarptember is a thing outside the US? wild
 KaleidoscopeMind: tarptember of '69, when ben was like -28 years old?
 DrLigmaPhD: Wash feet - Jesus's kink
 SquareDotCube: tarms
 azureHaights: The kind you buy in October instead
DEATHlikescats: Oodie
 steelfox13: Tarpy the tarp mascot
TotallyNotaBeholder: A snarpie?
 electra310: Army tarps, obvs
 Gascitygaming: the tuggie, wait no!
 Serivus: it's called a rain coat
 DigitalSeahorse: a raincoat
 Dog_of_Myth: Tarpancho
 Bugberry: blanky from Brave Little Toaster but it's a tarp
 TheDangerWaffle: BEN
 saucemaster5000: I went too hard at Tarptember and only woke up in Sheetuary
 Mazrae: For the splash zone
 betweenmyself: Tarp only has ONE arm…  But so many eyes and teeth. 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: not Tarpril
 undecided44: Isn't that a poncho?
  mtvcdm: Lousy Tarpch weather
 azureHaights: It could even be a tarp!
 DigitalSeahorse: wake me when TARPtember ends
DEATHlikescats: Could even be a boat!
 SquareDotCube: It's: salmonella!
 KaleidoscopeMind: maybe it's only arms, like the outfit from that finnish eurovision performance
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/InventiveIncredulousThymePupper-qPADuTsMnJ_tEMWe
 couchboyj: Tarptember promise she gave unto me, Tarptember whispers of trechery
jessicaengle: A tarp with sleeves is called a Tuggie?
 gualdhar: Ben going T-Pain herre
 Anaerin: This tarp coverage is getting real in-tents.
 Bugberry: as within, so without.
DEATHlikescats: The mould is INSIDE the varda
 DrLigmaPhD: Kathleen it's magical on the inside
TotallyNotaBeholder: The fortune teller's cart of theseus?
 blip2004: some people would just put a few layers of Killz on it
 DigitalSeahorse: Uncanny Franny's Fanny?
 korvys: It belongs to the mold, now
 Anaerin: Believe me, those power washers can remove rust to make chrome pristine, despite all chemical evidence to the contrary.
 FacelessManAboutTown: Do you remember, the 21st night of tarptember?
 Dog_of_Myth: Nurgle claimed this wagon
Capt_clown: Mold, structural damage, $800k in today's market  
 gualdhar: No volcano *yet*
 azureHaights: Too much volcano!
 DigitalSeahorse: floods, a bit more
KeytarCat: The roof is ribbed
 betweenmyself: Worlds of Powerwash released only the very cleanest of Nintendo novels.
 DudelidouX: I mean still a plus
 DigitalSeahorse: earthquakes
 Gascitygaming: canc onfirm
 TheDangerWaffle: lmao
Tempest2097: 
 neisan2112: AHAHQHQQHHQHA
 SmithKurosaki: @KeytarCat [joke redacted]
 eric_christian_berg: I think you mean 'meth lab'.
KevlarGiraffe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
 KevlarGiraffe: 4 whole years!  What a stream to come home to.
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Saintnex: Am from Alberta, can confirm
 Simonark: And there are no famous volcanoes in Washington state either.
Boon_33: 
 DigitalSeahorse: a lot of baking soda
 stevefromdetroit: LOL had me at the first part
ButButTheJesus: is that a weed joke
 DigitalSeahorse: so much vinegar
DEATHlikescats: They’re so expensive tho! 300 usd
 DigitalSeahorse: rust
 electra310: Rust? Have you tried... volcano?
 Anaerin: For rust removal with that nozzle, tiniest nozzle, and go *slow*
 SquareDotCube: You know, one say you're at 1200 feet elevation, then you wake up in the morning and you're at 2500 feet elevation
 SocraticMethod: Polish that knob
 DigitalSeahorse: dingdingding
Warkipine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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 Anaerin: Or use the Metal Soap, but that costs.
 blip2004: nope
 KevlarGiraffe: I don't want to know
 SmithKurosaki: NOPE
 DudelidouX: You'd go insane
 Laserbeaks_Fury: can you believe "embiggins" is an actual word now
DEATHlikescats: That’d cause OCD
 DigitalSeahorse: it's called a UV light
Tempest2097: That's how you end up with the grippy socks
 DrLigmaPhD: Serge can e get a clean take of.... most of the things you've said this stream?
 TheNerdWonder: you do NOT want that power
SurfDownstage subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months, currently on a 34 month streak!
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   LoadingReadyRun:  Funny story, Vancouver Island *is* on "The Ring of Fire", a ring of increased tectonic activity around the Pacific Ocean
 Mischievous_Catgeist: hose chat
 Anaerin: Wasn't there an Invader Zim episode about that?
  mtvcdm: Don't own a black light unless you want to know things you will never, ever forget
silenceaux: "They are dirty" "I didn't specify what thing" "it's dirty."
DEATHlikescats: Just for fun!
KeytarCat: Jokes on you, everything is dirty all the time
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/ElatedAuspiciousGiraffePRChase-nwD_vGrVwDjMmE2R
 TimIAm: Getting vibes of the Commodore Hustle where Heather and Beej realize they work together
mitomanox: can you powerwash your way to heaven tho?
 bytecaster: Just powerwash the water damage, problem solved!
 eshplode: You may get water damage, but everything will be clean
 TheDangerWaffle: classic or soft wash?
 brainbosh: Flamethrower VS Powerwasher fight go
 JarofGoats: How many crapshots needed to be filmed with it to justify expensing it to LRR
 PMAvers: Coming soon, to TTSF, Ian builds a homemade flamethrower
 gualdhar: so previous Moonbase moves had Nerf fights, Mark 6 gets a powerwasher fight?
 Pharmacistjudge: it depends on what liquid you put in the power washer
 Alas_Babylon: putineria
silenceaux: poutista
 korvys: Gibb
 azureHaights: poutinerie
 SquareDotCube: get thee to a poutinery
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Does a Power Washer imply the existence of a Submissive Dirtier?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Who runs the poutine-ier
 saucemaster5000: How bout a poutine soda machine
ButButTheJesus: THEY GOT A POUTINE BAR
Boon_33: Ben, you're poutine calling!
goombalax: I'd work for poutine
 blip2004: having worked with people who clean hood fans in restaurants. this is exactly how they clean, after putting up a whole roll of poly
 FarleyF: Pistachio - The Poutine Puppet
 Simonark: Look, the new moonbase can only house half a dozen defensive towers and the acid and lasers take up half of them. If it's all flamethrowers and hoses where do the snipers go?
 SaxPython: Poutine Pete sounds like he's from Woody's Roundup
 Anaerin: No, his food truck has Michelin Tires, there's a difference.
 DigitalSeahorse: I'd use a powerwasher to highjack a bus from anti-maskers in minecraft
TheM8 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
 TheM8: WOOO WARDH
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mitomanox: why not
 eric_christian_berg: Duck foam and foie gras.
 TheM8: *WARCH
DEATHlikescats: All those lil rivets on the roof are SEPARATE?! Evil
 betweenmyself: Now I have something to prove.
kolintoney subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 113 months, currently on a 113 month streak!
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 Tangsm: And it's all served in a single fry format.
teaspoonC: Poutine feels like a food best served alongside possible health choice violations
 niccus: michelin does occasionally give stars to hole-in-a-wall places
 TheNerdWonder: I've seen The Menu. this all ends in the moonbase burning down
 saucemaster5000: Boo-tine
 SocraticMethod: Reminds me of the "molecular gastronomy" where people were served foam from a cup that was cast in the shape of mouth of the chef
 DigitalSeahorse: POOtine  
 TimIAm: Serge "The Metabolism" Yaeger
 kolintoney: I need poutine now.
 comrade_cards: Funny story, Michelin tires and stars are the same people
Cunobelenos: That’s why you work out, to eat poutine
 TimIAm: We serve it big. For better or worse.
 azureHaights: Same thing with Guinness beer and records
 BrowneePoints: speaking of Ben and Kathleen. How was the Minneappolis Grub?
 SquareDotCube: If you want Canadian portions in the US, order from the value menu.
 Gascitygaming: well, y'all did it, i'm installing this now lol
  mtvcdm: That is the one thing about America: we will *feed you*.
 Fanklok: I truly hate how large all of our food is
A_Catastrophic_Success subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 59 months!
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 Favre_the_Undead: states portions in us is designed for leftovers / sharing
Scarbble: ben's looking up, officially not a gamer
AMuseOfFirebane: I just got here, I love AL-X's design, cute robot 
 bytecaster: @mtvcdm Only with consent though, right?
 jessieimproved: My partner and I either split plates or bring takeout containers
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, the portions often lead to so much waste
Tempest2097: Brilliant
 DigitalSeahorse: wooooo
 Darleysam: sorry what was the three-pronged thing serge has?
 DigitalSeahorse: good idea
Tempest2097: A Power Washing Firing Squad
DEATHlikescats: Paul being genius af
DAC169: I love that idea! 
 FarleyF: sounds like the powerwashing revolution
 betweenmyself: Emergent gameplay!
Boon_33: firing squad simulator
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Anaerin: A Filth-lo-ette?
 korvys: The speedrunner tech is to use that tripple nozzle, btw - I think it's called the trident?
 eric_christian_berg: You'll be the first up against the wall when the power washers come!
 Gascitygaming: we powerwash until we can see the walla gain
 niccus: give em a blindfold, and powerwash the lad into the skeleton war
 azureHaights: "There is nothing clean about what you are about to do, but at least be sure to do it cleanly."
 neisan2112: There's totally not a video of it online
 Fanklok: We talking about jiggly ball?
 mercano82: You certainly didn’t do that as a Kickstarter goal.
Mathonwy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months, currently on a 60 month streak!
 Mathonwy: 60 months! That's almost two years!
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 eric_christian_berg: But how about... No?
silenceaux: Non-Serges adjust
 SquareDotCube: Serge. You have 12K. you can slack off
KeytarCat: Serge is rich, get out of his way
 Dog_of_Myth: 
an_asp: "And?" "And I!"
Cephallope: 
Tempest2097: Why thank you!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Thanks Ben
Boon_33: 
silenceaux: Aw, well thanks
Orxolon: aaaawwww,you
 paronomasiac042: thanks, ben!
 neisan2112: Thanks!!
 FarleyF: thanks Ben Ben
 BusTed: 
patrick_stonecrusher: 
 NotCainNorAbel: Thanks Ben
 bytecaster: Thanks!
 saucemaster5000: That's a lie and you know it
 KevlarGiraffe: thanks ben!
 Favre_the_Undead: thx
Gadora: Thanks! 
 betweenmyself: Chat… Step up your game.
teaspoonC: uwu
DEATHlikescats: Why thank you!
 djalternative: well, thanks
 DigitalSeahorse: 
ButButTheJesus: thanks Ben
 Alas_Babylon: 
 JadedCynic: thank you Ben 
 DudelidouX: Now we know he's lying
Tempest2097: 
 SaxPython: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Awww, thanks Ben.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 kolintoney: Ben you’re looking incredible
Orxolon: no,you
 Melfina__: Thanks Ben Ben
 mister_nibbles: Card Kingdom
 Mischievous_Catgeist: james for holding the credit card
 Astramentha: !clip
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 Alas_Babylon: Shout out to Remy for being a good boy
 thecampingviking: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SaxPython: Kathleen with the steel chair
 Gascitygaming: Remy
 JadedCynic: 
 steelfox13: Did we thank Paul?
 Mazrae: Thanks Jo
 neisan2112: You think we stopped playing??
 Alas_Babylon: @steelfox13 We did, but we can do so again
 TimIAm: Just off camera, Beej catatonic in front of Zelda
Orxolon: we wanna thank you for the stream,great job
 betweenmyself: Playing Zelda on main 
 DigitalSeahorse:  good job weather for being nice today
 HadesLeprechaun: Futurlab, for making the game!
 KaleidoscopeMind: thank baxter and finnegan for being as minimally disruptive today?
 Astramentha: Thank Jo
 DrLigmaPhD: Our lord and savior
 Darleysam: Patreon backers for making this all possible
DAC169: no better game than PowerWash Simulator! 
 Anaerin: There are better games, but they don't have... *this* PVC onesie.
DEATHlikescats: patreon subscribers, YouTube subs!
 SocraticMethod: "I like to thank the academy"
 Gascitygaming:   
 KevlarGiraffe: 
 SnackPak_:   
 SachielOne: Better than new Zelda?  Oh, MOST games are better.  YES, I SAID IT.
 cmdrzellgaudis: Being the boss is a thankless job
Boon_33: ThxJo
  RomanGoro: 
 azureHaights:   
goombalax: I'd like to thank Serj Tanakian, SOAD is legendary
TotallyNotaBeholder:  
Cunobelenos:   
avi_miller:   
 FenrisSchafer:   
 kolintoney: Thanks Jo!
 MrGibberish:   
 CAKHost: Thanks Mods!
 Uzumaki15: Have we thanked the Academy yet?
tsmtg: Is this a Tarpsgiving tradition?
 steelfox13: @alas_babylon I thought so but I wasn't sure.. Thanks to you
 SurfDownstage:  
 kolintoney: Thanks to YouTube
 JosephDeath: Serge's chaos technique is driving me mildly up a wall lol
 stevefromdetroit: Remi for being a good dog
 MrGibberish: Matt!
ghyllnox: The mods!
Orxolon: Santa?
 HadesLeprechaun: Futurlab, the devs!
 FarleyF: Thanks Gremlin Jo
coachNelly: oooh!
 Mischievous_Catgeist: thank wheeler for being wheeler
DEATHlikescats: Yay for the VT rig!
 Alas_Babylon: Yeah, no joke Alex, your model is pretty slick
AMuseOfFirebane: Awesome rig!
silenceaux: The bit is evolving
ButButTheJesus: thanks Grem Jo
 Stormgod519: love me some EDSC
coachNelly: gettin thanked 
 Fanklok: James for keeping the schedule up to date
 FarleyF:  
 JadedCynic: didn't James kinda start the idea of powerwash sim...
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/StrangeEnergeticLorisKAPOW-E9BMCsqxa3CW7-Q2
 Anaerin: Oh yeah, and Serge is there too.
 JadedCynic: CHAIR
 TimIAm: The premier CanLander players of the team, Nelly and Wheeler
 azureHaights: Thank you so much for having him, he's great to be there
 DigitalSeahorse: Ian for walking past the camera every so often
 Stormgod519: pfft
 SaxPython: Uh oh
 FacelessManAboutTown: You should thank the kind supporters on Patreon
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 Astramentha: I want this entire 5 mins uploaded as a short video
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
Natedogg2: Thanks for all of the Patrons, who make this stream possible.
TotallyNotaBeholder: 
Tempest2097: Way to go Chair
 SmithKurosaki: 
 SnackPak_:   
 eric_christian_berg: That chair carries Serge.
Gadora: Chair's good support!
 Simonark: Cameron? What about Cameron?
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
 JadedCynic: only the BEST of support
 Mischievous_Catgeist: 
 DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Cephallope: 
 cmdrzellgaudis: Thanks to all the chair patrons
 DigitalSeahorse: hahhahahha
Tempest2097: 
 Stormgod519: NICE!
silenceaux: Chair is an incredible supporter
Orxolon: thanks to the technology for letting us play
 Astramentha: AND SCENE
 Favre_the_Undead: lol
DEATHlikescats: Paul, with the best!
 ShaneLeeAtk: I would be suspicious of a quiet Ian.
 FarleyF: Paul MVP with that BURN
ihlendrax: Missed Remy.
  mtvcdm: woooooow
Tempest2097: Masterful work Paul.
 DigitalSeahorse: there's a big behind that weheel
Orphio333: The devs
 azureHaights: I'm pretty sure "there" is Hyrule
 Mischievous_Catgeist: thank Adam for being the best chat antagonist
 BusTed: 
 DigitalSeahorse: wheel*
 Darleysam: don't know what Beej was doing, but he clearly lost which is why he didn't come home
 CastleOtranto: 
 JadedCynic: Mr. Yager - you are AMAZING for going along with this bit for so long!  
 saucemaster5000: 
  mtvcdm: Thanks to Tim Berners-Lee for making the Internet so we could watch this stream
 Alas_Babylon: Serge is actually the bestest human boi
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/InventiveHomelyBatCoolCat-U0P3zRM7MHEaT1eX
ButButTheJesus: Remy on overwatch
 SnackPak_: 
 BrowneePoints: Serge doesn't take care of his Bottoms
 SmithKurosaki: Serge 'Thankless Job' Yager
 Pheonix888: Gamers only look down?
 Tangsm: The one object with only two sides, and he's off by one.
 JadedCynic: when the bit is too long for one clip...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Everyone associated with LRR and LRR production is amazing and creates a wonderful place
flouncy_magooo: @mtvcdm Wait, I thought it was Al Gore?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also thank you to all the mods
 SocraticMethod: bottoms can clean themselves
 DigitalSeahorse: where the sun don't shine
avi_miller: Serge is a gamer, he can look down but not up
 SmithKurosaki: @Tangsm It is Serge 
 drthvd3r: Does that ferris wheel say "Trucemaster"?
DEATHlikescats: The rivets on the roof have edges that are not done
 Alas_Babylon: Treat your bottoms well, they're important
  mtvcdm: I would like to thank ants. Just in general. So dedicated in their work.
  Juliamon: mtvcdm But not The Ants
 Alas_Babylon: @mtvcdm based insects tbh
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  Juliamon: or Antz
 Anaerin: Don't forget to clean your crevices.
 JadedCynic: and I'd like to thank the bees for putting up with our literally toxic crap, and still support our agriculture 
  Juliamon: or velvet ants, which are actually wasps
 DrLigmaPhD: CLEAN YOUR BALLS
 Alas_Babylon: And check them
 BrowneePoints: Have you pondered Orb?
 stevefromdetroit: did we thank the cat in the ball?
 SmithKurosaki: C l e a n O R B
 TheAinMAP: 
 Anaerin: There's a gnome in every single level.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: IT A LITTLE GNOME
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 FarleyF: your washing a circus and you find a cat in a ball - do you let them out
 DigitalSeahorse: rust on the ball?
 Tangsm: Orb time
 brainbosh: time to rub that ball
itmightbemikey: SAVE THE MAYOR'S CAT, HE IS A BAD OWNER
 Stormgod519: some dirt on the second stair post on the right side facing down the steps
 DigitalSeahorse: orball
 Stormgod519: never mind
 Alas_Babylon: !card Korbol of Kher KEep
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 azureHaights: Technical term
 SymphonicLolita: they have a space program I hear
  mtvcdm: You jail cats in balls?
 DigitalSeahorse: corball
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you launch the corball into space?
 FarleyF: ooo - new DLC idea - Powerwash Simulator Multiverse. Clean up after the Phyrexians came through
 azureHaights: I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more Corbels
 Anaerin: If you look in the top left as you point at something you can see what it's called and how dirty it is.
 SnackPak_: 
 SmithKurosaki: Oh Serge
avi_miller: Serge, I love you
Orxolon: isn't it a forest fire?
Iperithon: That volcano is what keeps you in business
avi_miller: Never change
 Anaerin: Don't worry, you'll get to it.
 JadedCynic: a shining thing amid all this brightly colored objects and shiny metal things too
 Bugberry: those moldy volcanoes
 bytecaster: Maybe we should just powerwash the volcano?
JDMan94: No
Boon_33: moldcano
avi_miller: No
goombalax: 14 and 12
EldarLuin: Not a forest fire... just an active volcano
 BrowneePoints: that's ff14
 shendaras: Which FF?
 BrowneePoints: Eorzea is 14
 NonjaBiru: It's all FF7
ButButTheJesus: Midgar is 7
itmightbemikey: FF7 is the pack in this game
 ThirdGames: Eorzea is FF14. Midgar is 7
itmightbemikey: FF7 Remake specifically
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThankfulAssiduousStarKippa-IbjxH4n2Cs8BweqW
avi_miller: Eorzea is only FFXIV
 SmithKurosaki: Serge not a gamer, confirmed
 Gascitygaming: holy mouse sensitivity batman
Boon_33: fall damage test?
 Anaerin: There is no fall damage.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
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 JadedCynic: @SmithKurosaki he couldn't find anything when looking up, so I'd say he's a confirmed gamer
 DigitalSeahorse: thank you, LRR, for distracting me from neck pains
 FacelessManAboutTown: Streams weak arms are heavy
 bytecaster: It's part of the roof ribcage.
 SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For her pleasure?
roastbeefsandwitch: This game is making me weirdly tense. Like having a mountain of dishes to hand-wash, then getting all of them done, and wondering what isn't complete.
 DrLigmaPhD: Roof is ribbed for your pleasure
 JadedCynic: axle...I'm thinking the game is counting the grease lubricant?
 djalternative: it's the things with the rivets on the outside, serge
 DigitalSeahorse: the ribs are the bones
 eric_christian_berg: That's a bar in Fallout.
 kolintoney: Roobing on the rib
 DigitalSeahorse: uh
Iperithon: Nukes and Grannys?
 SmithKurosaki: @FacelessManAboutTown Powerwash jet is ready
 ShaneLeeAtk: Office deterrents
DAC169: an Office Tom Nook?
 Anaerin: Mutually assured comedy
 DeM0nFiRe: It's better to have it and not need it than need it and not haveit
 SaxPython: A little Thorium for the friends
 DrLigmaPhD: Tom Nuke
Tempest2097: Atomicus Nook
 SnackPak_: Tom Nuke is a different thing
 Anaerin: Nook-leer.
 zed_alpha: a 30 megaton raccoon
avi_miller: Tom Nuke
 Bugberry: timmy nuke sounds like a Fallout character
Boon_33: thomas nuke, of quebec
 zed_alpha: oh god who gave tom nook uranium
 SkylerRingtail: We haven't met that Patreon tier yet
 zed_alpha: who was it
EldarLuin: No one likes paperwork
 omdorastrix: A LOT of paperwork
 shendaras: But that seat on the security council could be yours for the taking
 djalternative: Why use a nuke when you could make napalm
 SurfDownstage: Wouldn't be the least responsible nuclear power tbh
an_asp: So "Tom Nook" is thermonuclear, right?
 drthvd3r: It's enough to make you MAD
 azureHaights: Thomas Nook III, of the New Leaf Nooks
 before_damage: Heather is on record with liking fire more then nukes
 bytecaster: Also, could you resist monetizing the nuke?
silenceaux: A lot of paperwork and nobody to read it
 ShaneLeeAtk: Heather planning her Megadeath event
  mtvcdm: Who says paperwork is necessary if you just... take one
Orxolon: Al-X knows about nuclear
 Driosenth: There should be a bunch of paperwork
 Darleysam: there's probably only as much paperwork as you feel like
 FarleyF: New craphot idea - Tom Nook is in the office and someone saying "No i said we should become a Nuke nation"
 Alas_Babylon: 2% iirc
 shendaras: I mean "obligated"
Boon_33: 2% of LRR GDP
EldarLuin: Send waterguns?
 Anaerin: Is the Moon part of the North Atlantic?
 They_Are_Alyx: LRR secedes from Canada and becomes Outer Heaven
 couchboyj: Bunch countries ignore that and haven't been kicked out yet 
 before_damage: Aren’t some of the Paul clones nuclear powered cyborgs?
 TheNerdWonder: all those nerf guns
 NonjaBiru: Moonbase sans Frontières
 fastlane250: I could see LRR becoming the world's first nongovernmental group of supervillains, honestly
 omdorastrix: Since you're a moonbase you should have He3 fusion... From the rgolith above ypu
 raulghoulia: Loading Ready Run: Rogue Nation
 Tangsm: "And that's how LRR got this office tank."
 DigitalSeahorse: Canada is already in NATO so you'd be double in NATO
KeytarCat: I thought fascia was skin...
 niccus: imagine taking fall damage and the hospital fee is taken out of your cash reserve
 Alas_Babylon: @couchboyj I want to say it's actually a suggestion and not a strict requirement
 SurfDownstage: Well now we know the plot of the next commodore hustle
silenceaux: If you miss a spot, the uncanny Franny will KNOW
 DigitalSeahorse: yes, Canada owns the moon despite the USA flag
BraveOthello: All there's no way Turkie is going to approve your NATO application
EldarLuin: Yeah but Canada isn't fulfilling their NATO contributions... so I think they're an opening for that
 PhorrestGaze: The GDP of the moonbase will take a long time to pay off that nuke
 iris_of_ether: An actual Jimmy Jams Prank Tank
 shendaras: With time, maybe LRR Secretary General of the UN.
 Loonatic93: LRR applies to join NATO...  Gets approvial of almost every member state...  Except, ironically, Canada.
 SajuukSjet: trim above the uncanny door
 before_damage: LRR isn’t in Canada. It’s orbiting underground
 JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse "Double NATO...all the way....WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?" 
 bytecaster: Is the Patreon gonna get a nuke tier?
 before_damage: Subcanada at best
 omdorastrix: Canada:  USA's hat... Rhe moon: canada's hat
Tempest2097: I mean there's no Fall damage Serge, so that's completely worksafe.
 Athelgar: that can be said of most ladders llol
 Alas_Babylon: Standing on the rooftops / everybody scream your heart out
EldarLuin: Watch the status bars at the top left of your screen... you'll find bits of white
Orxolon: roof fascists?
 Alas_Babylon: A great song until the singer ruined it by being bad
 TheDangerWaffle: lol
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I thought you cleaned the roof, Serge
 iris_of_ether: OMG
 SaxPython: I wish Roof Top Karen was here to help. I feel like she would be all over. 
 kolintoney: I’m antiroofa
DEATHlikescats: If we’re lucky
goombalax: very Fascionable
EldarLuin: UI is important
avi_miller: …Serge…
 eric_christian_berg: I was wondering why he was ignoring it.
EldarLuin: DRG Indicator so useful in so many games
 neisan2112: Might be behind the ladder
 niccus: a powerwasher is just a solid laser pointer
 Anaerin: You *have* a power washer, you can just spray it.
Orxolon: reading the UI explains the UI
EldarLuin: DRG is the perfect game
 before_damage: Paul has a brother? Do they have clones?
  mtvcdm: Just getting in there with a toothbrush
an_asp: They could bring the Fat Boy and fulfill their nook quota
  Juliamon: before_damage Not only does Paul have a brother, they had a podcast together!
an_asp: DRG solves everything
 DigitalSeahorse: JadedCynic, means you'd get to invite +2 at all NATO events instead of just +1 and you get an extra "I'm with NATO bumper sticker."
 SmithKurosaki: Instead of RTFM it's RTFUI 
 Anaerin: You're standing on it, Serge.
 neisan2112: Probably behind the ladder
 HadesLeprechaun: the 5 bars going across the very top?
 Anaerin: Yup. from the roof, underneath the ladder.
 MrGibberish: @juliamon What was the podcast name again?
  Juliamon: MrGibberish Fight the Future
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SaxPython:   
DEATHlikescats: Well done!
silenceaux: That was very intricate
  mtvcdm: For all that, the team made $93.75.
 DigitalSeahorse: wooooo
 SmithKurosaki: Very King of the Hill
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheAinMAP: Nyoom
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Boon_33: 93$ a piece?
 JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse maybe even stack the Security Council? 
 saucemaster5000: got paid in experience and slide rides
 bytecaster: Aaah, the gig economy
Iperithon: totally sustainable
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 Astramentha: 
DEATHlikescats: This is a pizza and beer job
Orxolon: wait,who pays for the water?the customer or us?
  mtvcdm: How much did we spend in water bills?
 hatboozeparty: Its a passion job
Iperithon: that's a free ride on the ferris wheel!
 brainbosh: And yet still more than minimum wage
 CaptainSpam: Sure glad the water's free in this town.
DEATHlikescats: Bar rescue!
silenceaux: The bar!
 They_Are_Alyx: Clean up Tifa's bar!
 HadesLeprechaun: do Tab in 7th heaven, and prepare to be blinded
 NotCainNorAbel: I've only cleaned out a bar
 DigitalSeahorse: pressure wash them books
 FarleyF: do yourself a favour - do not press tab when you enter the bar. you will blind yourself
 JadedCynic: Sunday morning cleanup...
ButButTheJesus: Marlene'll fix ya up some drinks
 SquareDotCube: please do not spray the bar owner.
 fastlane250: The actual bar they used on the set of Cheers is up for auction right now if I remember correctly
DEATHlikescats: Looks like a fire happened
 DigitalSeahorse: oh I seen this room before
itmightbemikey: The Special stages have set equipment
 Anaerin: Yes, you have standardized equipment for this.
 FarleyF: can we give serge a blindfold
 TheAwkes: Everybody edge Serge...
 niccus: ah, the classic capsule collider
 DigitalSeahorse: awww
Boon_33: orb
  mtvcdm: Secretly, we;re Fall Guys
 DudelidouX: sus
 korvys: the 4-player speedrun record for this is 16:24, btw
 azureHaights: a Guy What Falls
 SmithKurosaki: Serge been sus all along
 dougma: minion bean on brand
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 FarleyF: 
silenceaux: decades of smoking
 SquareDotCube: A plate fell on it
Boon_33: smoking
 korvys: #BlameShinra
 saucemaster5000: Barrett had a... night
Orxolon: a Volcano did it
 SocraticMethod: Don Corneo, didn't you remember Serge telling about it?
 JadedCynic: Player avatar in Powerwash Simulator is just a Fall Guys bean: CONFIRMED
ButButTheJesus: a buncha good beans
  mtvcdm: How did a volcano get in here
 Simonark: Famously, firehoses are good for jukeboxes
DEATHlikescats: Like when someone cleans your desk
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Clean enough a child could work here 
 FarleyF: check the bar for a surprise
 DigitalSeahorse: they smoke in it one night and it goes back to looking like nobody cleaned it
Tempest2097: Very very good
 NightValien28: this was right before the plate falls
 KaleidoscopeMind: "we have brick walls?"
 korvys: It's from the remake
 paronomasiac042: specifically 7R, because the original is not this
 Cavemanhar: they did drop a plate on the bar
itmightbemikey: This is extremely accurate, down to the signs
 neisan2112: This is pretty much exact
Tempest2097: Yeah way more polygons
Boon_33: what;s wonging with my fingernails? *i cleaned them*
 Loonatic93: After you clean it all off; Shinra is going to drop part of the city on it.
 tehfewl: imagine, all the tobacco you are cleaning off the walls
 Mischievous_Catgeist: found the valcano
Orxolon: see?
Orxolon: a volcano did it
 DigitalSeahorse: it's the machine's fault
Rynehawk: thats my favorite cereal
momma_tatts: Man, I miss pinball arcades!
 SquareDotCube: don't forget the secret button
DEATHlikescats: I thought the dirt was from the plate falling
Tempest2097: As I recall the secret entrance is one of the pinball machines
 Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a Tonberry in he corner
DEATHlikescats: Tonberry in the bathroom
 Cavemanhar: i wonder if you can get to the secret hideout
 CaptainSpam: You do NOT power wash a pinball table! 
Riandisa: 
DEATHlikescats: Shia Le our
 niccus: is midgar edmonton?
 Anaerin: Yup, there's the "Elevator Mechanism" in there, you can't activate it, though.
 blip2004: if you haven't killed anyone Chef's Knife can't hurt you
 omdorastrix: You unlock a unblockable wide area cleaning attack but you have to wait 10 minutes for the FMV to finish
DEATHlikescats: Acab
ButButTheJesus: 
TotallyNotaBeholder: Whoop whoop
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: No materia
 Anaerin: Barett's gun is there too.
Tempest2097: I saw that Italian Senate meeting thank youi
 ThirdGames: I don't know if that's an easter egg... it was the level preview wasn't it? lol
 JadedCynic: it was even green with corrosion
 saucemaster5000: I don't want to, they are wildly unattractive to me
 DigitalSeahorse: a chokabow
ButButTheJesus: just hose down his weapon
 SocraticMethod: Literally said "Cloud's" 
 electra310: "Cloud's Buster Sword Cleaned"
 bytecaster: The UI says it's Cloud's
 electra310: We got 1.25 for that!
 blip2004: can you go down the elevator?
 Fanklok: "Easter egg" literally just a thing to clean
  mtvcdm: Imagine draining all this water out of this bar
Mrjugglingbear: I love this game XD
Orxolon: @mtvcdm xD
 FarleyF: when you clean this in game the first time you get messages from Trish
jwholla: where does all the dirt go?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Does that...come off?
silenceaux: It's a removable prosthetic
DEATHlikescats: His prosthetic
 korvys: He does swap them
 SquareDotCube: why don't you give him a hand
 fastlane250: the "filth sense" flash makes everything look covered in cheese for a sec and it's throwing me
 neisan2112: He can trade them out
Orxolon: is interchangeable
itmightbemikey: The green is monster goo
 SocraticMethod: He can change them
 brainbosh: It switches out
 saucemaster5000: Guy in the final fantasy bar, asking if anything around is final fantasy things....
 niccus: it's upgradable, so he has to be able to swap
  Juliamon: He can swap his hand-gun
ButButTheJesus: green mako exhaust
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/RespectfulHilariousHornetTTours-oagJvUXI8q8eN29N
 KaleidoscopeMind: it's an attachment
Boon_33: don't drink with gun arms, kids!
 Robot_Bones: It's detachable
 Cavemanhar: or a cannonball
 brainbosh: Or giant metal Scissors
 paronomasiac042: or a wrecking ball
 SaxPython: Or atomic scissors
 Anaerin: Gun-drink responsibily.
DEATHlikescats: Baxster!
 blip2004: theoretically he could get a robot hand
 SaxPython: @brainbosh 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Or an orbital strike laser
 Loonatic93: Is Barret's arm a .50 cal?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: "Welcome" say the sign over the exit
DAC169: I mean Barrett does have a few weapons that are melee
 azureHaights: Or it's a badly designed door
 paronomasiac042: it's a hand gun
 saucemaster5000: doors are how people get in my personal space
 DigitalSeahorse: did I hear a Baxter?
Boon_33: @blip2004 but does it work  as a gun?
DEATHlikescats: That welcome sign is straight outa Hobby Lobby
 Anaerin: "Pull. If that doesn't work, Push. If that also doesn't work try the actual entrance to your right"
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Give Marlene a washer
 JadedCynic: Ben, you just used an oxymoron! 
 iris_of_ether: A teacher at our middle school (for the gifted) had that shirt but with our school's name on it
 blip2004: @Boon_33 well yeah, but only like a deringer
Boon_33: 
 DigitalSeahorse: window still has spots
ButButTheJesus: mrow?
 drthvd3r: Wait, they power washed a TV. I really hope they never expect it to work again.
Orxolon: was this pre or post golden saucer?
 SymphonicLolita: mrow
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He is offering his opinions
an_asp: Cat detected
 iris_of_ether:   
 A_Dub888: !quote baxter
  LRRbot: Quote #7767: "MEOWWW" —Baxter
Boon_33: we're an oxymoron
 paronomasiac042: what are you doing step-ladder?
 djalternative: Military Intelligence is an oxymoron
   LoadingReadyRun:  Pls do not powerwash the kitty
Orxolon: @LoadingReadyRun hahahah
ButButTheJesus: kitty can powerwash themself
 FacelessManAboutTown: @loadingreadyrun What if I have the tongue attachment?
 saucemaster5000: 18 and up
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 Laserbeaks_Fury: SUNDAY SUNDAY SUNDAY
DEATHlikescats: Not like a donkey show
 DigitalSeahorse: kitty
Orxolon: what about a Moguri show?
 SymphonicLolita: kitty!
  mtvcdm: 8 AM... to midnight.
Mischievous_Catgeist: kitty
Orxolon: Kupo!
silenceaux: constantly agog at the size of that lad
 Dog_of_Myth: Hi Baxter
Tempest2097: Large baby.
 KaleidoscopeMind: Baxter has needs
 hatboozeparty: I hope not
 Nigouki: god that is a large kitty
 ShaneLeeAtk: Chocolina
roastbeefsandwitch: dang, that is one large fluffy cat
 saucemaster5000: 
 Loonatic93: Ever see Clerks 2?
 korvys: Baxter!
 enolan: kitty! 😻😻😻
 dyvion: baxter is gigantic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The floof has been maximized
 FarleyF: i mean Chocobo shows are really popular with certain people
DEATHlikescats: Hi Baxster!
ButButTheJesus: OH LAWD HE COMIN
Awaiko: Morning chat squad, morning early floofy cat
GoblinMyra: cat!
 Pharmacistjudge: Bo, not Beau
itmightbemikey: Oh, Serge. Innocent, innocent Serge
 FacelessManAboutTown: He rubbin the mic
  mtvcdm: Who comes into a bar at 8 AM to see a Chocobo show.
 TheAinMAP:  
 Sethalidos: big ket
 omdorastrix: Almost as long as a summonimg of kotr
 JadedCynic: different vice 
DEATHlikescats: No Donkey’s or chocobo we’re harmed in this show
 Fanklok: Show like convention, like a horse show
  mtvcdm: Those Chocobo might be trained in burlesque!
 DigitalSeahorse: don't squirt at the pussicat
 korvys: Draw a line, Ben
 dougma: so ben is saying chocobo's are this worlds donkeys
DEATHlikescats: @mtvcdm I’d watch that
 Anaerin: There's SIX of you, you can't all take a QUADrant.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is having Baxter on your lap just a ticking time till your legs are just numb?
 mercano82: Nobody puts Ben Ben in the corner
 dumbo3k: @korvys draw a line in the grime!
DEATHlikescats: @dougma I mean…
 Laserbeaks_Fury: stand in the middle and just spin and spray
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love my kitties, but the two sisters on my lap are only 21lbs
 saucemaster5000: There are five quadrants, and serge is violating all of them
Rynehawk: were going full brady bunch
 Tangsm: Has nobody started tic tac toe yet?
 JadedCynic: 95min in and territorial behaviour rears its ugly head...
an_asp: You've powerwashed too hard, the paint's come off the bricks!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SaxPython:   
ButButTheJesus: phrasing?
 DigitalSeahorse:  yes play tick tac toe
 eric_christian_berg: Safeword?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: heather the fight finisher
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 iris_of_ether:   
DAC169: imagine hating on Serge 
 FacelessManAboutTown: Cue comments in the vod: STOP BEING MEAN TO SERGE
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
DEATHlikescats: And NOBODY likes Bobby Flay
 SaxPython:   
ButButTheJesus: serge. pls.
 Astramentha:   
Boon_33: I'm surprised Chair suppoorts him sometime.
 Saintnex: Serge just starting fights
 JadedCynic: BOOM; serge drops an ignorance bomb...
 electra310: The outrage from the entire group 
ghyllnox: He's literally stating it
 fastlane250: I worked foodservice once. Never again
 Loonatic93: Serge is the Tohru Honda of LRR.
 SquareDotCube: Bee counter
 Mischievous_Catgeist: math tutor
GoblinMyra: @Loonatic93 omg yes
avi_miller: Don’t forget the circus
 DigitalSeahorse:    food service mmm
TherapyforNarwhals: Serge is just Walter White
goombalax: Serge Yager : Tomb Raider
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 KaleidoscopeMind: can't be a ghostbuster. serge doesn't believe in ghosts
 dumbo3k: The Lore of Serge grows
 Anaerin: Professional Beej impersonator
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ghyllnox: Go player...
 Pal_Friendpatine: Cactus Thorn remover
 FacelessManAboutTown: Serge yager: womb raider
ghyllnox: Lmao
 Saintnex: Serge: its just naked stretching 
 RealGamerCow: Are you sure about that ghostbuster job Serge?  Remember the scary game streams?
 JadedCynic: I was a frycook for a couple years at one restaurant, then a decade at another kitchen...
 SaxPython: Yes and
goombalax: @KaleidoscopeMind thats how he busted them, hes a hard believer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Mountain path climbing scout
Cptasparagus: Cleaners Without Corners
 SymphonicLolita: 
 pn55: 
 iris_of_ether: HEATHER
 Astramentha: It’s not age, it’s authority
 DelphineSynastria: "Good night, everybody!!"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 bytecaster: This is a very fun stream!
 JadedCynic: 
 MrGibberish: Some people pay extra for that
 DeM0nFiRe: 
TherapyforNarwhals: WHat the fuck is this streem bro this is amazing
ButButTheJesus: This is a very fun stream!
 KaleidoscopeMind: power washing our feelings
 dyvion:   
 stevefromdetroit: Power struggle wash simulator
 bytecaster: "Teambuilding"
 ShaneLeeAtk: And it is such a good stream formula
 SquareDotCube: And just think, this is practice once Mk V is empty
 JadedCynic: NOW I see why James isn't here...
 TheDangerWaffle: lmao
 iris_of_ether: "Guys...I don't think we survived the collision with that powerwash truck..."
 SymphonicLolita: nooooo
 Astramentha: Paul just quietly listening, taking notes
SnowBuddy18: Snak
 TheDangerWaffle: the dash
 JadedCynic: yeah, it's not lined up
Orxolon: monetize HR talk
 mister_nibbles: thanks i hate it
 pn55: Yep, poor proofreading
 airylan: and the dashes aren't left aligned
 DiscordianTokkan: Snak Enjoy
SnowBuddy18: Coffee Drink also isn't lined up
 SmithKurosaki: Time to burn it down
  mtvcdm: Get yourself some Snak Enjoy
Iperithon: Kerning people! KERNING
 Anaerin: Also, Graham is apparentlt on the menu.
   LoadingReadyRun:  6:40pm: Unit coherence has started to break down
 stevefromdetroit: lets just say it's canon from FFVII
 Sethalidos: yikes
 JadedCynic: bullet list: GrApHiC dEsIgN iS mY pAsSiOn
 mercano82: “Today’s” isn’t baseline aligned with “Menu,” either.
 A_Dub888: @SmithKurosaki Just drop a plate on it and start from scratch
 DelphineSynastria: "78% clean" also describes this stream, mostly.
Natedogg2: Why are we getting dollars? Shouldn't be we getting gil for cleaning this bar?
 Astramentha: @loadingreadyrun 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was the first five minutes and then all of you seemed to give up on the phrasing
Tempest2097: A Cleam
Cptasparagus: Paul is just Freud observing the arguing chickens
 DigitalSeahorse:    Franny's tanks arriving just in time, precisely when intended
 TheDangerWaffle: @JadedCynic more like, "I should have had a copyeditor" 
 SymphonicLolita: this is practice
Tempest2097: You Broke your ankle?!
Boon_33: blast the ole boonbase stream?
 Zanzabar_: if serge was really worried about the mess he would be cleaning from the top down.
 SaxPython: This is on-the-job training
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Like all good jobs; ending with purging the last 1% 
 dyvion: welcome to old.
 JadedCynic: oh MAN - that sucks
 NotCainNorAbel: all of a sudden everyone is breaking ankles
 Sethalidos: those text errors were absolutely intentional to fuck with the OCD crowd
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That recovery is pretty good as someone that had to have a partial elbow replacement
 Mischievous_Catgeist: zoomer
 KaleidoscopeMind: knee zoom, or knyoom
 dyvion: hey wait
 JadedCynic: Serge - that was C-tier at least
 mercano82: Kathleen will be the designated box taper & labeler
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And I am sure PT will be totally doable with double cat plus child
 mister_nibbles: i think the reaction proved it was excellent
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I don't care who you are, that there was funny
 brainbosh: The size of Basxter you could use him if he could be trained
TotallyNotaBeholder: Scoot on over, new joke is here
 SocraticMethod: Good bit streamer 
 Dog_of_Myth: Good joke streamer
 saucemaster5000: those are the rules adam set down, so fair
ButButTheJesus: good joke streamer
 Brozard: Serge needs constant validation
 dyvion: don't we all?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh Danny boy...
 RealGamerCow: Where is wheelers soundboard when you need it
 JadedCynic: don't worry - we'll respond when we see something funny...
 Astramentha: @brozard I mean, don’t we all
 JadedCynic: 
 Anaerin: Are you a muppet aboard an autonomous robot?
 TheDangerWaffle: pfft
 dougma: phrasing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Please hydrate after that
 Anaerin: You use the Turbo nozzle.
 mercano82: Today’s stream is a strong PG-13.
 JadedCynic: ♫I think we're alone now...there doesn't seem to be anyone around♫
 ShaneLeeAtk: Hostess
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 bytecaster: The dirt never saw it coming
Tempest2097: It can REMOVE rust
 SocraticMethod: No, that's sandblasting
 FarleyF: you can change the nozzles on the fly - just cant remember which command that is
 couchboyj: When you have all the upgrades, it can be hard to remember what does what.  First world cleaner problems.
 SquareDotCube: rust is more a sandblasting job
 thecampingviking: No
 mister_nibbles: i question power washing things indoors
Tempest2097: By.... removing material
 brainbosh: Power wash is a stripper
Boon_33: it will remove rust...
an_asp: Look how much they've damaged the walls!
goombalax: it wouldn't remain painted
 Anaerin: You can get it off, and it'll leave a hole behind.
 raulghoulia: @mercano82 they've definitely said fuck more than once
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Was it before?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Was it structurally sound before?
 bytecaster: Was it before?
  Juliamon: It doesn't matter, the plate will fall on it anyway
Boon_33: Ben with the important questions
Tempest2097: I mean...... I hate to break it to you but there's a plate that falls on it
 DigitalSeahorse: sand blast
  mtvcdm: You paid us to clean
 Tangsm: You probably shouldn't power wash your electric sconces.
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/DistinctCaringConsoleDogFace-qSYeqGUGHn3EpsLS
 ThirdGames: I wouldn't worry too much. Seventh Heaven won't be structurally stable for too much longer.
 Anaerin: Probably turn the electrics off.
 JadedCynic: or the gas stove...
 SocraticMethod: Pressure washing the pinball machine
 JadedCynic: the pinball machine...
Boon_33: the microwave needed pressure washing the most!
 TruPhantomAngel: @TotallyNotaBeholder It wont be in the next couple of cutscenes...
KeytarCat: Presumably the owner had engineers to check before calling us
 Sethalidos: true it is about to have a giant slab of metal slam into it
 FarleyF: oooo - new DLC - Powerwash Simulator Ravnica
 ShaneLeeAtk: Stem to Stern
 LordZarano: FF7 electronics all run on magic anyway, right?
 FarleyF: imagine powerwashing a golgari den, or a Simic lab
 Fanklok: It's fine it all runs on Mako not electricity
TotallyNotaBeholder: @TruPhantomAngel oof
 Anaerin: Fortunately, your dirty water doesn't make things dirtier.
 Driosenth: The Sumptuous Pump
 Laserbeaks_Fury: if you use too much water, you die. PRESSURE Washer
 Zanzabar_: I want a mod that enforces top to bottom cleaning
 Sethalidos: though I was disappointed that I couldn't use the pinball machine to go into the secret base
 DigitalSeahorse: undersea pressure washer
 Anaerin: The soap works a lot more efficiently if you fire it in single shots.
Tempest2097: I mean it IS Disc 1
 bytecaster: @Sethalidos You lock up the secret base before the cleaning crew comes, that's just resistance 101.
 DiabeticMaddness: Viscera Cleanup Detail.. has it if you walk over dirty floor on to clean you'll track foot prints.. and you can spill you mop water..
Tempest2097: Why can't we clean the secret base?
Tempest2097: That would be super fun
 FarleyF: there are challenges regarding water usage
DEATHlikescats: A whole new game just for building and arranging aesthetic PC’s
Tempest2097: Dang she has nice handwiriting
Boon_33: FF7 was horror for everyone but the pressure washer's union members.
DEATHlikescats: Cable management included
 Sethalidos: @Sethalidos I think we both know Avalanche CLEARLY missed that course
ButButTheJesus: @shurtal like a car show, but for birbs
  mtvcdm: The traveling Chocobo show that comes around and sells you medicine that's 80% alcohol
 omdorastrix: Easnt the basement hideout under the pinball machine?
  mtvcdm: no. dirty.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Bar back washing?
Orxolon: and i will wash 100 bars and i will wash 100 more
 betweenmyself: There is a fanmade Seven Winged Angel track for Trombone Champ…  Pretty solly
 betweenmyself: Sorry, One Winged Angel
Rynehawk: i love when the game turns into drill sergeant inspection
 JadedCynic: "Point on the doll where you are still dirty"
Tempest2097: One Winged Angel Trombone champ is deeply hilarious just for the animations
 Tangsm: Radio has always been for clean version only.
 couchboyj: Neon Signs, excellent things to be power washed
 CaptainSpam: You don't power wash a neon sign, either!  This is incredibly unsafe! 
ButButTheJesus: ayyyyy
 iris_of_ether: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: FF7 Fanfare
TotallyNotaBeholder: 
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Boon_33:  
TherapyforNarwhals: That detailing was much easier
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheAinMAP: 
  mtvcdm: That exposed brick was there when we got here
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Therberus: @DeM0nFiRe Thanks for the gift sub!  
DEATHlikescats:   
ButButTheJesus: - Got 125 gil
 Saintnex: oooh treasure
 niccus: has to be the obstacle course
 shurtal: oh hey, it's the British Museum
 SaxPython: @shurtal 
TotallyNotaBeholder: Poor Glod, that dwarf is getting chased all over the universes
 brainbosh: This disappoint so many gamer boys with no cleaning Lara
DEATHlikescats: DeM0nFiRe single handed lay supporting the orphans in chat
 Anaerin: Interactable T-Rex.
 blip2004: those textures make me want to clean...
 A_Dub888: She doesn't spend a lot of time at home
 bytecaster: That's what happens if you are never home, Lara!
 FarleyF: @brainbosh thats paid DLC for the over 18+ 
 djalternative: that assumes Lara ever lives at home
Natedogg2: This is a Dino Crisis.
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 StrifeTgZ: 20 months.... still entertaining!!
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 ShaneLeeAtk: Her butler is too busy slowly followung Lara around.
jwholla: do dinos have butts?
 NonjaBiru: Give her a break, she only has one butler
 Anaerin: Let's be fair, She's off galivanting around the world, and her ONLY staff is an elderly butler she regularly locks in the freezer.
 corefluxx: Spray that Dino Cloaca
 dyvion: don't forget the taint
Tempest2097: No, Cloacas
 Manae: Power wash a cloaca
DEATHlikescats: Cloaca
 SmithKurosaki: Dinogooch v2
   LoadingReadyRun:  #Dinotaint
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Didn't the Batcave have a T Rex too
 SquareDotCube: @Laserbeaks_Fury And a massive penny!
 Dog_of_Myth: Paul. 
 corefluxx: Open the door, step on the floor...
avi_miller: #DinosaurCloaca
 Anaerin: There are a BUNCH of interactable easter-eggs in here.
 NotCainNorAbel: they skipped arm day
 bytecaster: T-Rex doesn't want to be reminded of arm day
 betweenmyself: “Do the box”…  Phrasing?
 SquareDotCube: T-Rex is just a min-max build
 FarleyF: Quote Please
MajorFrostbyte: PHRASING
 saucemaster5000: the dino appreciates your effort
 SaxPython:    
DEATHlikescats: Did you get very far
avi_miller: Some people are into that
 saucemaster5000: Dine out with the dinussy
ghyllnox: So can you tell whether it has a butt now?
KeytarCat: My highschool put on that show!
 DigitalSeahorse: beastiality
nevermore913: Dirty dinosaur
 JadedCynic: and people talk about *Beej* letting analogies getting away from him...
Tempest2097: I can safely say we'll never know
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlainCulturedBoarJonCarnage-n6oYaDI6oeFb2BXj
Orphio333: Our good boy serge is oblivious
 dyvion: did trex like scritches?
Boon_33: professional jowel blaster Serge Yager
Tempest2097: Again, no way of knowing
 niccus: you know, jowls, like pelicans
 Pal_Friendpatine: Fun fact: T-Rex probably had lips and not exposed teeth
 TheDangerWaffle: ^
 iris_of_ether: Jackson Pollock painting just reminds me of this, vaguely topical? https://nonadventures.com/2013/07/20/a-whiter-shade-of-fail/
  mtvcdm: Where are this T-Rex's feathers.
 TheDangerWaffle: @Pal_Friendpatine I placed an article about that recently.
 bytecaster: This is how Jurassic Park starts
 dyvion: *rimshot*
 TheDangerWaffle: Dino lips!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Big lizards can be very friendly, but if geese are anything to judge by then dinos are not like that
SnowBuddy18: Two Zealand
avi_miller: Lips and feathers
 Sethalidos: you can open the globe
 corefluxx: Serge, they already have that modern day dino friend movie... it is called "We're Back"
 BigDaddyBland87: Even a powerwash can't clean that up
nevermore913: But can you find Victoria
  mtvcdm: It's a little gnome!
 betweenmyself: Point to “Old Zealand” on the map…  Take your time
 JadedCynic: or do you mean "Acadia"?
 fastlane250: juhnome
 niccus: alright, *sigh* does it have istanbul or constantinople
 JadedCynic: (no 
ButButTheJesus: gnome
 Dog_of_Myth: Gnome!
 Laserbeaks_Fury: IT A LITTLE GNOME
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheDangerWaffle Wasn't there a recent SciShow or PBS Eons episode about how T Rex would have had luscious lips?
 eric_christian_berg: metaphor?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 electra310: Grasp the gnome firmly
 DeM0nFiRe: Only once
 stevefromdetroit: are we still doing phrasing
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Ben) [now] I can't jump when I'm grasping the gnome.
  LRRbot: New quote #8536: "I can't jump when I'm grasping the gnome." —Ben [2023-05-15]
KeytarCat: Sometimes it's hard to handle the gnome
DEATHlikescats: @stevefromdetroit we definitely should
 airylan: Batman also has a T-Rex
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now put the gnome on a unicycle to trip the traps
 Laserbeaks_Fury: That Penny will take FOREVER
 Loonatic93: I thought that was Half Life 2!
Tempest2097: Just cleaning the gigantic penny
 PharaohBender27: (In before Alex has flashbacks to Spud!)
Boon_33: so much guano
 corefluxx: ROTATE YOUR GNOME FOR SCIENCE!
 Driosenth: "Chernobyl Reactor 4" Powerwash Level
 iris_of_ether: I love how the first thing everyone thinks of (including me) is the giant penny
 Anaerin: Yes, there is a Gnome in every level.
ButButTheJesus: you don't know where that gnome has been
 DigitalSeahorse: it's a little dinome
 firehawkzoa: Cleaning batman's giant penny
Cptasparagus: He's been up to gnome good
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheDangerWaffle: bahaha. that was good
 SnackPak_:   
Orphio333: Filthy little gnome
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
Tempest2097: 
DEATHlikescats: There’s known gnomes and unknown gnomes
 niccus: it looks like the midgar levels don't have gnomes, but everything else does
patrick_stonecrusher: I cant jump when l grasp the gnome, l gotta walk to the dinosaur 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I appreciate all the  gnomenclature
 corefluxx: Gnome Alone 2 lost in New York
 paronomasiac042: you're not my real ladder!
 DigitalSeahorse: gnome mans land
DEATHlikescats: Gnome alone two lost in New York
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly if you could marry some of the things from Viscera Cleanup Detail and this (like you have to choose if it is a powerwashing or mop job and you need to judge based on materials) that could be sweet
 SymphonicLolita: 
DEATHlikescats: @corefluxx *highfives* shared braincell!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Take me Gnome, country roads
  TStodden: Is this a DLC level or just something I haven't unlocked yet?
nevermore913: Now maybe Serge and T-Rex can be friends
 bytecaster: @TStodden Tomb Raider DLC
  mtvcdm: Free knives!
nevermore913: You do have to clean the inside
 corefluxx: @DEATHlikescats WOO! That means I have at least 1 braincell!
ghyllnox: The term is "not nailed down"
 Anaerin: This is the Free Tomb Raider DLC. There's also free FF VII/Midgar DLC
 StrifeTgZ: The knifes are the payment
  mtvcdm: Away
 Anaerin: And some pay-for DLC coming, apparently.
 Tangsm: Shooting at her butler again.
 saucemaster5000: Lara's busy cleaning your houses
DEATHlikescats: Climbing something
Boon_33: raiding tombs
Tempest2097: Mid quip shooting someone
 Anaerin: If you play this in the Campaign, you get messages from Lara as you do this.
 DigitalSeahorse: hompin
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
DEATHlikescats: Lol
TotallyNotaBeholder: Writting a book, is that what we're calling it these days?
 eric_christian_berg: "Writing a book" is the new "studying".
 TheDangerWaffle: Something that goes on Ao3
  mtvcdm: Lara's got money, she can deal with it
 ShaneLeeAtk: Same
 Bugberry: "and they were coauthors"
 brainbosh: Sequel to power washer: "Power Dryer"
 niccus: probably coming 2025, carpet washing simulator
 JadedCynic: Ben - they use HOT water - steam cleaning
 SquareDotCube: maybe that's what the shampoo is for
DEATHlikescats: Yuuuuup
 SymphonicLolita: it's true
 DigitalSeahorse: "The Pool Guy"
 bytecaster: It's true
  TStodden: Likely just shampoo & rinse & repeat... until dry...
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Goals
  Juliamon: 
Rynehawk: WHY SERGE
TotallyNotaBeholder: croak
 brainbosh: The Algorithm is just AI but on youtube
DEATHlikescats: TOADS
nevermore913: Wait what
Stratavarius: I want toadtube
 saucemaster5000: Why don't I get that content???
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/StylishLongHamburgerDendiFace-oR46RaVUibr-EHhN
 CururuGuasu:  
 SkylerRingtail: But...you don't _have_ to click on recommendations
 dyvion: I've been getting a lot of watch repair videos... surprisingly soothing
  mtvcdm: I'm getting soapbox races from Ecuador.
DEATHlikescats: potato faeries!
 niccus: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/7/78/Notaden_bennettii.JPG
patrick_stonecrusher: Potato fairy?
 fastlane250: I am *very* particular on what recommendations i click on, otherwise it ends up like my Etsy emails.
itmightbemikey: I get weird electronic music videos that have 1 view from my youtube recs
   LoadingReadyRun: Rain frogs are the best
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 HorusFive: Round toads and flat dogs
ButButTheJesus: am serge okay
 corefluxx: Bring me the Toads! I am feeling saucy tonight!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 bytecaster: Serge is all about geometric animals!
 SaxPython: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 eric_christian_berg: I've been married for 23 years and we still have separate accounts because I don't want to be inundated with Supernatural stuff.
 steelfox13: You can combine bank accounts but not YouTube history
DEATHlikescats: Shared braincell
 SmithKurosaki: I mean, shared accounts mean algos can't get a perfect image of each person
 Astramentha: Jo is definitely the one with the brain cell
 DigitalSeahorse: a hive algorithm for a hive mind
 NotCainNorAbel: for the longest time the only thing that I bought on Amazon was my SO's gifts; so Amazon thinks that I am them
  Juliamon: Share money, not interests
  mtvcdm: So... are there books, in this room?
 Martin_FcG: That is very relatable. Im in a 12 year relationship with my partner and we use "we" alot.
 DigitalSeahorse: interests on the money, Juliamon?
 eric_christian_berg: To be fair, she doesn't want to be inundated with videos about mountain climbing disasters.
 JadedCynic: I could speak about 24 happy years of marriage, but I don't know where to start...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm If there are they will be blasted out of memory
  Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse The pun did not pass me by as I typed it
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Rynehawk: is there an Overlook hotel map?
 Lord_Hosk: The drainage in this room must be amazing
 bytecaster: Everybody knows that soap is the scattershot of cleaning utensils.
   LoadingReadyRun:  Share your life, share bank accounts, a child, sure. but sharing algorithmic recommendations? That's too intimate
MajorFrostbyte: spray and pray
protojman: https://clips.twitch.tv/CarefulRamshackleCockroachTBTacoLeft-UwFCznd6x-jm2mvh
Tempest2097: Looks to me like Teak
  mtvcdm: They're waterlogged
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So a species that is going extinct because of consumerism?
Tempest2097: When there's Guests
 DigitalSeahorse: share your steam library but not your netflix profile, that's what profiles are for
itmightbemikey: In the story mode she says she's the only one allowed in this room
DEATHlikescats: This is where she gets grants
 DigitalSeahorse: keeping separate
  Juliamon: I will say, I have forgotten the names of a LOT of cool rock specimens I own
 Fanklok: Rich mahogany from the trees of Melchior 7
 Driosenth: She wanted to keep them, but also believes in "It Belongs in a museum!"
 SaxPython: Go off king 
 Warkipine: go off rex
goombalax: you can hear it get off?
 DigitalSeahorse: thankfully I can't
 bytecaster: It's starting his 30 minute rant on the stegosaurus next door.
 Bugberry: the T-rex goes on a rant
 saucemaster5000: Lara came from privilege
 bytecaster: Wasn't she born into money?
 brainbosh: old money
itmightbemikey: She was rich as hell before graverobbing
 ShaneLeeAtk: She is old money
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 Anaerin: Lara is already Nobility, so she's rolling in it. Tomb Raiding is just a hobby.
DEATHlikescats: She’s generational wealth
 CaptainSpam: He just really starts saying what everyone else is thinking.  Really goes off.  It's very embarrassing.
  mtvcdm: Lara's just dynastically rich.
 Mr_Horrible: please, Serge: she comes from a *long* line of colonialists 
silenceaux: Her entire job is stealing wealth that didn't get inherited effectively
Tempest2097: Money So Old she decided to rob older money
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, we can get into the horrors that entitled rich people have inflicted by feeling entitled to someone else's culture as a curiosity
 Lord_Hosk: it could also be carved red sandstone
 Bugberry: some ancient curse probably
 JadedCynic: Brutish Colonial - so more purloined cultural treasures than the Royal Museum...
 DiscordianTokkan: I THINK there's a "What grime is this" button
  mtvcdm: This is what happens after one durian.
 Bugberry: busted a melon without a tarp
 SachielOne: You would know if it was a durian,  You can smell those through the computer.
Tempest2097: She got bored and used Cantaloupe for target practice
 Mr_Horrible: assimelonated
 Gascitygaming: I was thionking the same thing Alex
 TheDangerWaffle: we talkin' about the college or ...
ButButTheJesus: WAT
 Mischievous_Catgeist: the room got melon-noma
 SkylerRingtail: She's so sad, you could say she's...melon-cholic
 Pal_Friendpatine: I really want to grow horned melons again
 JadedCynic: "do you want ants? Leaving fruit rinds on the floor is EXACTLY how you get ants!"
 DigitalSeahorse: wat 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Nah, they can't elope...
 Mr_Horrible: this reference has layers, much like the grime on the walls
 Saintnex: skins
 brainbosh: They take the drying fee off the payment
 niccus: i think lara called in a prank and had you destroy the british museum by water damage
  TStodden: Personal Cosmetic items?
 Mr_Horrible: my powerwashers are unionizing
TherapyforNarwhals: This therapy session has turned Lrr into a  union?
 Dog_of_Myth: Time to Unionize the Power Washers
 ShaneLeeAtk: I wouldn't mind working if I didn't have to do it.
 Astramentha: I mean between the six of you that’s got to be the entire local power washing industry, right
 DeM0nFiRe: "I gotta say: cleaning this big AH" -- Ben
 eric_christian_berg: He's got Big Nozzle Energy.
   LoadingReadyRun:  People who actually live in the areas where Lara is Tomb Raiding: "Can we have our artifacts back?" Lara: "No, but you can see it in my museum!"
 JadedCynic: @Dog_of_Myth I think there's a secret capitalist stooge among the socialists...
 Mr_Horrible: spacehard breakshipper
 DigitalSeahorse:  grime
 JadedCynic: Alex you should 
 Saintnex: For someone wealthy enough to hire 6 power washers pros to clean your room, you'd imagine they would have enough to hire someone to dust
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I think Hardspace is very up Alex's alley
ButButTheJesus: rip and tear!
 emberBecky: only when the paper's real pretty
 Kramburger: Grippy and Rippy
 lirazel64: Shipbreaker is so mellow.
 Manae: Did Serge ever finish Shipbreaker? I know he didn't want to stream it, but dunno if it was at least played through
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, reusing
 dougma: Alex you should just enjoy the game for yourself... lots of late LATE stage capitalism commentary
  Juliamon: We're still reusing wrapping paper and gift bags from a decade ago
 saucemaster5000: I'm a wrapping paper re-user. Also use very little tape when wrapping so others can do it too 
 JadedCynic: @lirazel64 well, apart from the time limits, and the dystopian storyline...but open play is LOVELY 
 PharaohBender27: Rest well,  ! 
ButButTheJesus: its me, I tried this once and it was STRESSFUL. cause it takes me too long to hit each pixel.
 jellybean57: while playing overcooked, one of my friends commented 'you know what's messed up? some people do this for minimum wage'
 Mr_Horrible: I do like that they've got a variety of environments
 JadedCynic: Maybe you're subconsciously working about drainage...
 neisan2112: Yeah the inside ones with 6 people seems real claustrophobic
 Kramburger: Now if we could mod this game to be about powerwashing a Onyx, Ben would be all in
 DigitalSeahorse:  shmungus  amungus
KeytarCat: Love a good chimney breast
  Juliamon: also, my dad insists on recycling the wrapping paper, and you can't fit crumples of paper in the recycle bin, you gotta have it as intact as possible so you can fold it compactly
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon ah, inventory management
 stevefromdetroit: a  coffee scoot
Natedogg2: A coffee walk
 DigitalSeahorse: poor Kathleen
The_Myrdin: Why did Kathleen break her foot?
 corefluxx: If you can gab, you can crab
 stevefromdetroit: you cant spell cleaning without spelling leaning
 kumatsu: ah, malicious compliance
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DarknessKingCoH: If you can scoot, you can shoot
 JadedCynic: Serge, stop with that capitalist tripe or I'll shove that nozzle into a nostril...
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Astramentha: Absolute queen
 Omthebox: I had a similar tactic but instead of making things clean I would just annoy the fuck out of my manager and they'd tell me to leave.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: If you have time to knit, you have time to spray grit
 JadedCynic: I'm sorry, but "a chance to lean is a chance to alleviate the throbbing pain of my arthritic leg joints"  *grumble*
 Omthebox: And thats the first time I saw Adam stream
 PharaohBender27:   
ButButTheJesus: It was the same the one time I tried it
 dougma: tell me more
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I see boot.
 niccus: boot wot icy
 Lord_Hosk: I never understood people wanting to go home early from hourly service jobs.  Like you don't have to be there at all! you are only there to make money if you don't want money why did you come in?
Rynehawk: aboot what now?
Boon_33: that's a fine boot
 saucemaster5000: I see Paris, I see Boot
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real ice boots for horses can be super helpful
 DigitalSeahorse: I sea boot  
 corefluxx: Wait... wait... You have a bed pointed at you?... HOW?!
 JadedCynic: oh wow - that would've been great when I sprained my ankle
 kumatsu: Icy Boot is definitely a Mad Max villain name
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Gascitygaming: a couple years ago i bought a portable AC unit, worth every penny
 Orestes290: What's the flavor text on the boot?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Fun Fact: Icy Hot works by alternating heat and cold sensations to literally overwrite your touch sense and block out the pain.
ComradeMik: alex's vtuber is rad
 shurtal: OF IN HOT EAT THE FOOD
 Graham_LRR: Why is it called an oven…
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Man, designing for flowthrough is a thing not everyone does
 Graham_LRR: Dangit
 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHA
 DeM0nFiRe: This stream is killing me 
ButButTheJesus: out the hot
 HadesLeprechaun: why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food?
The_Myrdin: I have cooler elements in a jar behind the fan so it cools the air blowing on me
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 Its_VeeBot: My brain cannot comprehend that meme because halfway through I have to stop and make sure I read it right
ComradeMik: mickey
 Astramentha: Frollo
ComradeMik: and i'm aiming for the head
protojman: This just in: minecraft player enjoys repetitive tasks :{
  Juliamon: Its_VeeBot That's why I bought a t-shirt of it, so I'd have a reference
 niccus: by hand or by order of execution
 NotCainNorAbel: only one?
 SaxPython:   
 DiscordianTokkan: My go to would be Mickey, yea
protojman: 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Olaf is *not* the most egregious
 steelfox13: Only one, because I've got a list
 Anaerin: "As a Generative AI, I, Serge, cannot create new content, only respond to prompts..."
 SnackPak_: can I pick Walt?
 tycoonbosh: Gaston.
 ThirdGames: You go for a GOOD guy instead of one of the many Villains, Serge?
 JadedCynic: @HadesLeprechaun my dyslexia doesn't see anything odd in that...
  Graham_LRR: Serge was FAST with it too
 saucemaster5000: I'm killing the kid from monster's inc.
 TruPhantomAngel: Wait..WHAT?
 niccus: if i have to kill someone by hand, the answer is going to be very different
ghyllnox: Remember, Star Wars is Disney now
 JadedCynic: Ben's disqualified
 drthvd3r: Jar Jar Binks.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Square gets Sora, Disney get Roxas
 JadedCynic: agreed, Jar Jar
 DigitalSeahorse: Cruella DeVille
 Its_VeeBot: #MickeyDidNothingWrongOnHisOwn
 Ogrekidd: star wars and marvel are now Disney as well
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Gaston
 TheThirdTail: Gotta be Mickey. Take out the king and the rest will follow
 niccus: can i aim at walt
 steelfox13: John Smith from Pocahontas
 TruPhantomAngel: Mother Gothel
  mtvcdm: Someone from Song of the South
 saucemaster5000: Ooh if we kill the little mermaid, the prince would drown. Double shot.
 mister_nibbles: is it which Disney character do you want to kill? or which Disney character do you think you could kill?
DEATHlikescats: Trolls
DEATHlikescats: Frollo
 Athelgar: is it an on screen death?
The_Myrdin: Get rid of Mickey honestly
 Enki1256: Frollo from hunchback, yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 drthvd3r: Got there!
 kumatsu: Miss Piggy
 TruPhantomAngel: Gothel is ACTUALLY evil along with Frollo.
 Anaerin: No, You kill Jar-Jar Binks, he comes back as a Force Ghost. Do you *REALLY* want that?
 Gascitygaming: you leave statdler and waldorf alone
  Graham_LRR: The Muppets are beyond reproach
DEATHlikescats: Animal has SA issues
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It was rad
 jellybean57: one could argue that elmo's overhwelming popularity stifled development of other muppets
 emberBecky: leave muppets alone 
 JadedCynic: oh yeah - thanks for reminding me of that, Ben 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: oh you mean the *actor*
ComradeMik: ahmed best is great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They do not like conventions
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Not the character
ComradeMik: jar jar honks
 Astramentha: @enki1256 Right? Easy, confident death sentence
 JadedCynic: @jellybean57 agreed
 brainbosh: Lucas didn't have the Force Sight?
 DigitalSeahorse: all because they decided they wanted an Elmo
 Bugberry: All of the characters from Song of the South.
The_Myrdin: George Jar Jar Martin
 MadWolf1290: ironic, Lucas could save others from destruction but not himself
Tempest2097: Squimsh
 shurtal: is it a body pillow
 JadedCynic: it's leather, Serge, not fabric
 DiscordianTokkan: Anime Pillows with cushions
 Anaerin: Daikatana?
ButButTheJesus: "cushions"
 kumatsu: Serge is powerwashing the LRR bodypillow
goombalax: Daifuku?
 TheAwkes: When all you have is a pressure washer, every problem looks like a grimy sidewalk.
 Enki1256: @Astramentha One of the down right truly evil Disney Villains
 SkylerRingtail: Dakimakura us what you're trying to get Beej to add to the LRR store
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Documentaries
 jellybean57: why even go to japan tho
 JadedCynic: THOSE.....omg Serge
 shurtal: wasn't serge advocating for Beej Body Pillows?
Chesul: last time body pillows came up, didn't Serge suggest LRR ones?
Boon_33: darn Serge not knowing this particular meme!
 DigitalSeahorse: I'd trade Elmo for having all the old Sesame Street characters back including Barkley
 mister_nibbles: whoms?
 Cavemanhar: can I just remove marvel
 Mr_Horrible: at least we'll always have Unkar Plutt
ButButTheJesus: dexter jetster
DEATHlikescats: Not@live slug reaction!
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Specifically the Luke Skywalker from Mandolorian
 kumatsu: can we call the Jizz band an entire character
 DigitalSeahorse: ohmy
 PharaohBender27: 
 JadedCynic: APPLAUSE
 SaxPython: !clip
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 saucemaster5000: Can we use all these deaths to make Dexter Jettser immortal?
 Its_VeeBot: Believe it or not, Michael Mortimer Mouse is not the one who files lawsuits that extends copyright, but rather a bunch of real human lawyers that actually exist.
 CastleOtranto: Dammit Ben, I snorted water out of my nose
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 eric_christian_berg: I'm with Kathleen, I've had to go to another tab.
goombalax: Alex snaps Glup shitto, 99% of the galaxy disappears
 shurtal: huff some LPs
MajorFrostbyte: Serge doesn't go to THOSE stores. Ooh la la!
 airylan: @kumatsu Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes?
DEATHlikescats: Very Silvia Plath of you
 DiscordianTokkan: Hold me Closer, Icy BooOOooottt
Dezufnocosem: is "icy boot" code for drugs?
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] Stick your head in the gramophone, Kathleen, it'll all be okay.
  LRRbot: New quote #8537: "Stick your head in the gramophone, Kathleen, it'll all be okay." —Cori [2023-05-15]
 niccus: ice inserts for the office bed
 SnackPak_: 
 Anaerin: Now, I've heard of Icy Squares... What's an Icy Boot?
 kumatsu: gotta get build-ins
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey now, what's all this Ice aboot?
ButButTheJesus: @mtvcdm 
 Kramburger: Now you'll NEVER get rid of Nelly
 comrade_cards: The last few percent make me stressed out. The early part is fine, but once everything looks fine and you have to use eagle vision to find dirt sucks
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/SpeedyGracefulLobsterTF2John-2n4ERLr8f1uBBQEl
 shurtal: they still need to be deleted and re-added to the wiki
 Astramentha: Work first, then cubby
  Juliamon: If you don't have a wiki page, you don't get a cubby
 SnackPak_: first a cubby, then Wheelers gonna want to be on the wiki
 DigitalSeahorse: here's your cubby, I'll show you where to stick it
 Dog_of_Myth: Harsh but fair @Juliamon
 SaxPython: @iris_of_ether 
 MadWolf1290: track
 Mr_Horrible: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
  mtvcdm: Wooooow
 hatboozeparty: YEAH
 MadWolf1290: tracks*
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Mr_Horrible: power move, I respect it
 neisan2112:  
ButButTheJesus: @comrade_cards see its all stressful to me cause I know when I start I'm already missing pixels
 Mr_Horrible: "Are you here for the bit"
 DigitalSeahorse: that one time Ben brings a knife to the stream
  mtvcdm: Serge really hitting the word 'satisfying' tonight
 mister_nibbles: i greatly appreciate that he asks thats some a+ practical joking there
 Its_VeeBot: What did you just call me
 Fanklok: Serge says satisfying a lot
  TStodden: Time to look at...  THE LIST
 Laserbeaks_Fury: What is this: "Brooks was here" ?
 Anaerin: The Metal soap works *so* well on Rust.
 Bugberry: "beware the old dirt, and let the hunt begin"
Natedogg2: As long as it's not their own skull, it's fine.
 kumatsu: I'm unsatisfied, I need him to say it more
 niccus: you can't say you're satisfied if you're not playing Satisfactory
 comrade_cards: TikTok has ruined the word "satisfying" for me. So overised
 DigitalSeahorse: so many places for ladders
 lirazel64: The richest of men is a poor man at times/compared with the person with a satisfied mind.
 Fanklok: It was an observation not a criticism
 SquareDotCube: They might have to buy the ladder
UrielAngelSpy: Am I the only one who wants to see the chaos of Ferris Wheel cleaning?
  TStodden: The Ladder!  It's cursed!!!
 Mr_Horrible: the exorcism is complete 
 Kramburger: There's a dirty boi up there
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 MadWolf1290:   
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 HadesLeprechaun: now you can the most outside, and go to space!
 iris_of_ether:   
 Its_VeeBot:   
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 niccus: you can close by annihilating a bike
 DigitalSeahorse: what's that silly song name?
 HadesLeprechaun: go to Maaaars
 DigitalSeahorse: dangit
  TStodden: Space i sunder special
 Anaerin: Bonus Jobs.
SnowBuddy18: bonus
 Mr_Horrible: just keep powerwashing the surface of mars until it's ground down to the core
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 mister_nibbles: THE HELICOPTER! 
TotallyNotaBeholder: So... we should all sing happy birthday to the rover?
 DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
 blip2004: it was only 88% complete
 PharaohBender27: And  pulled this off in that stream: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: Whoops wrong CTRL V
KeytarCat: The scary part is that IS just a lil guy
Tempest2097: Specifically Perseverance, Spirit and Opportunity are smoller.
 MadWolf1290: it's go the HELICOPTER
 JadedCynic: the EARLIER rovers were smaller - this most recent one is HUGE
 mister_nibbles: where did Ingenuity go? I saw it for like 2 seconds.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 PharaohBender27: What  did, for real: https://clips.twitch.tv/ObservantTriangularBaconGivePLZ-gl27qvuQYnazHVME
 TheAinMAP: Hmm.
  TStodden: let's uneff this rover
TotallyNotaBeholder: Mmmmm Martian potatoes
 HadesLeprechaun: "Mystery Hatch?
 Mr_Horrible: the LGnoMe
  mtvcdm: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: many secrets
 electra310: ET Phone Gnome
 JadedCynic: to be fair, can we guarantee that the other entity was *Martian*?
Tempest2097: Insight
 Anaerin: It's the Insight rover.
 airylan: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Run in front of him, and impale him.
 DigitalSeahorse: it's a little alienome
 mister_nibbles: thats Ingenuity!! it's a little guy 
 LordZarano: Ingenuity!
 Mr_Horrible: just over that rise you'll find a facility with some Whispering Eggs, go harvest them 
 SocraticMethod: It's the first extra-terrestial heli, Ingenuity
 electra310: Hey little Mars helicopter!
 JadedCynic: That's Ingenuity - a drone friend of Insight!
 Favre_the_Undead: ingenuity!
 Shadwhawk: Insight is a totally different mission
ButButTheJesus: bork!
 Gascitygaming: value your labour time
  mtvcdm: Serge is terraforming
 electra310: Ingenuity is not dirty
 DigitalSeahorse: borkbork
 Anaerin: Also notice the parking clamp on the rover.
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
 couchboyj: Rocket Jumping, but with water
 SocraticMethod: No, it's working
 JadedCynic: wait has Insight gotten CLAMPED???
DEATHlikescats: Yup
Tempest2097: Nah it's moving around
 Mr_Horrible: 
DEATHlikescats: Asleep forever
 Anaerin: Yup, Insight has gotten CLAMPED.
UrielAngelSpy: I love the boot on the rover
KeytarCat: They sing happy birthday to themselves
 stevefromdetroit: but it got to live on a planet without elon musk
 mister_nibbles: actually parts of this one might eventually come home, the sample containers are designed to be picked up later
ButButTheJesus: k I gotta sleep, take care folks, spray responsibly 
 DigitalSeahorse: if they came home it would be very surprising
 Driosenth: This one is still going
 MadWolf1290: dust covered the panels, corret
 JohnPraw: I seriously love this game. So nice to just chill with a podcast and powerwash some trim.
 Shadwhawk: Both plutonium-powered rovers are still going
Tempest2097: Perseverance is still in operation
 brainbosh: Hasn't one of the newer rovers caught up with one of the older ones?
 JadedCynic: dust accumulating on solar panels - Persistence got hit by a sandstorm
 drthvd3r: Man, how bad of a parking job did it have to get a boot put on it on Mars?
 PharaohBender27: 
 WiJohn: So do they have to clean all of Mars?
 Favre_the_Undead: expected was 90 days, right?
 Anaerin: That was Opportunity. Perseverence is still going.
 DigitalSeahorse: is there a subocean on mars?
artdecosunburn: The back up rovers are on display in the Air and Space Museum in Washington. Identical sister models.
 MadWolf1290: permission to post relevant xkcd?
 JadedCynic: @Favre_the_Undead yep...and instead years 
 Manae: This rover is still going
 JadedCynic: @MadWolf1290 aw man, let me get the tissues first!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 shurtal: "we're washers all on Mars! We scrub-a-dub this car! well there's no more dirt, serge cleaned a shirt, Matt Damon blew up TARS"
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Anaerin: You don't, the aliens said no.
 Anaerin: There's no kind of atmosphere./
  mtvcdm: We're the Moonbase, not the Marsbase
Natedogg2: It's ok. There's just a button down there, and you need to put a code in every 108 minutes.
 DigitalSeahorse: thanks for the squirt stream
 JadedCynic: Satisfy the nihilists! 
 Its_VeeBot: Wharrgarbl
 shurtal: like a dog attacking the garden hose"
 DarknessKingCoH: But hey, $20 bucks is $20 bucks
 NotCainNorAbel: gaarrrrbabl
 Driosenth: Everyone found the marble in the oatmeal
 Anaerin: You've got an RTG, you can electrolize the water into Oxygen and Hydrogen...
 Mr_Horrible: a little handheld Metal Gear Ray
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: Suuuuuure
 DigitalSeahorse: pfft
 Dog_of_Myth: "Clean"
 JadedCynic: thank you for the fun!
 DarknessKingCoH: Ah, literal scrubs
 DigitalSeahorse: good clean fun
 WiJohn: Just spraying clean fluid all over the place
 Mr_Horrible: we almost made it 
AtreiDHD: 
ButButTheJesus: 
Boon_33: oofa
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: so close
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TheAinMAP: 
Tempest2097: 
aClonedPickle: Serge known for being clean and squeaky, or at least one of those
 JadedCynic: Serge Yager, latest Pharaoh of De Nile
 DigitalSeahorse: boop beep
 FacelessManAboutTown:    
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
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 Fanklok: "Cleanest stream" went from 0 to squirting in 5 minutes
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 DigitalSeahorse:       
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrackyVenomousTurnipHoneyBadger-_pNDSYe19e0zNPFw
  Juliamon: No MoC?
 dougma: no Mine'o'Clock?
 A_Dub888: Garden in deez nuts
 TheAinMAP: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge are diving into the world of Minecraft Legends on Mine O'Clock! Game: Minecraft Legends) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:22 from now).
  Graham_LRR: Why do they call it a garden if you gard in the long grass gard out cut eat the grass?
 TheAinMAP: 
 kumatsu: Are we playing with Mouse-shley tho
 SkylerRingtail: Blehhhh, so many remakes
 ElektroTal: @Graham_LRR are...are you ok
 zarbit: goddammit Graham
 kumatsu: They have cheese Leon
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 SymphonicLolita: oh god I've heard that sound reel
  Graham_LRR: @elektrotal who knows anymore?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 circusofkirkus: A+
 WiJohn: Of course we'll never hear it because of Ben's skills
 niccus: a real garden path sentence
 ElektroTal: opportunity missed to say 'marvelous'
 PharaohBender27: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 kumatsu: it's fun 'kers
 neisan2112: OH heeeelll yeah!
 dougma: amazing chaotic game
 neisan2112: I just rewatche dthe last one
 LavenderCreations: I bought Monikers for my board game group cause of the streams!
 PharaohBender27: 
 Fanklok: Is monikers the one where Jacob fucked the table?
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 PipeSmokingOwl:   
 PharaohBender27: @Fanklok Yep
  mtvcdm: !homestreams
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Chesul: Fanklok I mean, that did happen, but I can't guarantee that it's the only time it's happened.
 TheAinMAP: 
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 PharaohBender27: So blue eyes are neutral for AL-X, red are angry - what are magenta?
KeytarCat: Are those heart eyes?  
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 FarleyF: Loving Times
 DigitalSeahorse: triangles and hearts
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 DigitalSeahorse: yup
 SymphonicLolita: dabits
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 DigitalSeahorse: thanks, SERGE! 
 Stormgod519: da bits da bits
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
goombalax: Serge still getting snubbed on thanks
 PharaohBender27: 
 KWardJenx: Thank you for the great Stream.
 pn55:   
 Phailhammer: cya 
 kolintoney: Byeeeeee
 Stormgod519: gnight
  mtvcdm: Night all!
 DigitalSeahorse: hehe
patrick_stonecrusher:   
 whitebadgerwolf88:     
 Saintnex: Bye!
 PharaohBender27:  !
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Stormgod519: good idea paul
 TheAinMAP: Good night, Paul.
 DeM0nFiRe:  o/  
Tempest2097: Good plan Paul.
  mtvcdm: Night Paul
 pn55:  
 FacelessManAboutTown: Night paul 
 Saintnex: Night Paul!
 DeM0nFiRe: "For some reason my landlord (and my downstairs neighbor) were really upset that I got my apartment so clean"
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/PoorCuriousOtterMingLee-qM_S0z7ZviD-olyq
 DigitalSeahorse: FacelessManAboutTown those are cute cats
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