ihlendrax: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: surprisingly turgid cheese blunts
ihlendrax: That’s…disturbing.
SnackPak_: do I want to know what a cheese blunt is?
eric_christian_berg: Yeah, not a fan of that phrasing.
mtvcdm: LRRBot, give us a fortune for tonight.
mtvcdm: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #4239: "The beans of dismay!" —Cameron [2017-05-31]
KeytarCat: !findquote turgid
FacelessManAboutTown: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Power Wash Simulator) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (6s from now).
FacelessManAboutTown: FUCK
laikagoat: fionVoid fionVoid fionVoid
KeytarCat: 07
FacelessManAboutTown: Status changed
ihlendrax: Ooo right. Powerwash Simulator!
Metric_Furlong: time to get clean
eric_christian_berg: Huh. 'Turgid' isn't in option under the React button.
DoodlestheGreat: That's probably for the best.
jessicaengle: Pew pew pew jlrrNo
FacelessManAboutTown: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
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DoodlestheGreat: WE GET SIGNAL
Manae: lrrSIG lrrSIG
jessieimproved: lrrSIG
MurphEP: seabatBRAIN lrrSIG
NimrodXIV: lrrSIG lrrSIG
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow
ButButTheJesus: SIJNORB
FacelessManAboutTown: themffVIBE
Metric_Furlong: lrrDOTS lrrSIG lrrARROW
LostThePirate: Woohoo!
FacelessManAboutTown: woweeBoi
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
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flouncy_magooo: Eyy, I'm washin' here!
FarleyF: time to wash that man right out of my hair - Power style
saucemaster5000: Evening folks! I hear the crew is washing each other or something?
betweenmyself: Now you’re washing with POWER!
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paronomasiac042: let's get clean!
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mishrasbauble: ehhh im washing here
lirazel64: Ooo, let's clean up!
kusinohki: meows
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Ctabbe: The 3rd digit has arrived!
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ButButTheJesus: @betweenmyself Portable Power!
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ggodopaste: Life, the universe, and everything!
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CaptainEnder7: Power wash all the things!
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firehawkzoa: I'm looking forward to a good clean stream
Orphio333: Dirt?
jessicaengle: jlrrCooltunes jlrrPongchamp jlrrCooltunes
mtvcdm: Rule #1 for today: NO DIRTY
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KeytarCat: Bring out the hose, we dirty
Juliamon: What up DIRT
mtvcdm: Cease all of your dirty this instant
eddieatthegov: I'm just hoping it's not a wash.
Nigouki: I love me some simulated washing
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Tonight the world is dirty and only 6 people are qualified to clean up. It's time for crossing the streams! http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwNUUe2aQAA8kXv.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1658261924671258624
Orphio333: Wash up with you? I'm alright personally.
DentedPockets: I hope they don't lose power :P
KeytarCat: Can't stop dirty, won't stop dirty
FarleyF: ok so should we start a bet on the number of C&B's that are drawn
MrGibberish: Hello friends lrrAWESOME
djalternative: hola chat
KeytarCat: bienvenue!
DeM0nFiRe: @FarleyF Why would they draw cars and busses? Kappa
Metric_Furlong: hello MrGibberish and djalternative
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SmithKurosaki: ooo a button. I wasn't looking and was wondering why Serge was streaming so late for a minute
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jessicaengle: @KeytarCat GlitchCat o7
Gascitygaming: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
eddieatthegov: @dem0nfire no, no, no, @farleyf means cats and dogs.
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SmithKurosaki: @KeytarCat Bonsoir Kaytar
IbunWest: lizstarNO time.
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SymphonicLolita: scrub! that! bus!
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SmithKurosaki: Keytar*
Therberus: There really isn't a party like a mojang party :)
Mischievous_Catgeist: will be lurking and listening sadly first person makes me sick >.< but have fun everyone!
saucemaster5000: Oh no chat, just realized this means they got the hose!
Mischievous_Catgeist: yay! finally we get the hose!
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SymphonicLolita: hose me bby
Boon_33: hose for everyone!
eddieatthegov: @therberus bgc for win.
Fanklok: @saucemaster5000 ohh noo I hope they don't spray us with it. I would hate that
paronomasiac042: illidan told me that i'm not prepared
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GhostValv: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
FacelessManAboutTown: woweeBoi
Metric_Furlong: hot mic
FickleMuse: Eeey. First Person Motion sickness gang..... T_T
Juliamon: Mic 5
FarleyF: Mic 5
tehfewl: hot mic
Cavemanhar: mic 5
DoodlestheGreat: WOOPS
laikagoat: lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP lrrSPOOP
gualdhar: mic 5
mtvcdm: Mic 5!
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes
SocraticMethod: Mic 5
mishrasbauble: woopsie
FacelessManAboutTown: hot mix
GhostValv: :)
SaxPython: !clip
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FacelessManAboutTown: mic*
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
Fr0Dough: Is that count as a hot open
paronomasiac042: hot mike?!
Landgraft: Hot mics, cold takes
paronomasiac042: oh, mic. damn
ButButTheJesus: "uuurrggghh"
kusinohki: mic 5!!
SaxPython: PogChamp PogChamp PogChamp
PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
FarleyF: HEY its AL-X
Therberus: AL-X!
saucemaster5000: Alex <3
airylan: Alex has become robot?
NightValien28: what up everyone
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j0biwan: Only the very hottest of mics
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WiJohn: Time to get clean!
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GhostValv: amazonPumpkinDance
NightValien28: HAHAHA
Metric_Furlong: oh no, Alex came down with Vtuberitis
Alas_Babylon: Nice haircut, Alex
silenceaux: Paul strikes again!
SaxPython: !paullove
LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
SocraticMethod: @paronomasiac042 Magic mike is hot, agreed Kappa
tehfewl: we v tuber now
A_Dub888: Paul "Intentional Mic 5" Saunder
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
SmithKurosaki: Cute vtuber :)
FarleyF: Whos on first
eddieatthegov: Paul, you scamp.
LeeshaJoy: oh nooo, Alex has succumbed to the Vtube side
SmithKurosaki: There goes the frames
NightValien28: FLAWLESS
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Simonark: The logo is hosting.
Ravynn: Perfect plan no notes
EOstby subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 77 months!
EOstby: Ah yes, another totally planned opening to CTS. LUL
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NevermorePainting: HI AL-X!
silenceaux: well, it will be clean. Eventually
Cavemanhar: dang this rider of serge sure is filling out
Therberus: I thought the only thing in serge's rider is that he doesn't do math before 10am?
kusinohki: the streamer that needs no introduction...
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Brozard: and be a gamer
SmithKurosaki: Serge, phrasing
SnackPak_: hi Paul
jessicaengle: lol
ButButTheJesus: BEE DEE BOO <3
Therberus: Thanks for having me, it's great to be here
eddieatthegov: Hello.
DoodlestheGreat: This is how we know that Heather is dedicated to her job, because she COULD be playing TOTK.
TheMerricat: I was going to say "How can they play Powerwash Simulator without Paul"
eric_christian_berg: Paul saying 'Hello!' always makes me weirdly happy.
paronomasiac042: thank you for being here, it's great to have me
ButButTheJesus: @eric_christian_berg same
El_Funko: I've heard great things about this Power Bottom Wash Simulator game
Juliamon: will do the link stuff later, having a blood sugar thing atm
mtvcdm: !control
LRRbot: Heather is in control.
NightValien28: El_Funko different game!!
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saucemaster5000: beg pardon?
Therberus: Eeeeek the AL-X has a little joystick O.O
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SnackPak_: hi sneaky Alex
saucemaster5000: cleanmaster5000 keeps throwing away my sauce BibleThump
ButButTheJesus: Clean All The Things! ™
Blakemcm: awww dang you got that illegal modded power washer?
GhostValv: tqsSmug
SaxPython: Lewd
eddieatthegov: @doodlesthegreat don't remind her!
MurphEP: lrrSPOOP
Mr_Whyt: compemsating for something
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DigitalSeahorse: everyone doing an AL-X cosplay here?
RomanGoro subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 102 months!
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DelphineSynastria: PVP enabled.
SnackPak_: FF is on tonight
GhostValv: PvP
Ravynn: Something something crossing the streams
saucemaster5000: Ben's been waiting for Serge to spray them for years
Brozard: drdino2Nani
FacelessManAboutTown: Moisten the dino!
ChampBlankman: Perfect, Al-x.
Brozard: drdino2Wow
SnackPak_: gotta do it
Mr_Whyt: soemthing something wash the dinosaur
EOstby: Open the door, get on the floor, everybody wash the dinosaur.
SmithKurosaki: HE SAID THE THING
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Now we find out: Does 6 people cleaning speed things up or slow it down?
FarleyF: open the valve get on the floor everybody wash the dinosaur
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, there is an actual skill to cleaning fossils
korvys: Oh, I *JUST* got the stream name joke benginFacepalm
ButButTheJesus: the dii no saauuurrrr
Brozard: a lot of CROSSED messages
shurtal: CLEANSE the pallette
SocraticMethod: Is the game video compressed for anyone else? Feels like 720p even if I am on 1080p/Source
SkylerRingtail: Is there any game audio?
A_Dub888: Open the door get on the floor, everybody wash the dinosaur
Fanklok: Make sure you get the grundle
SymphonicLolita: absolutely scintillating gameplay
FacelessManAboutTown: @korvys ...
Brozard: @skylerringtail yes
gualdhar: Kathleen with the personal experience in broken things
kusinohki: ironically, I'm watching this instead of cleaning my room...
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
saucemaster5000: Ben is a traitor!
IbunWest: abatCAKE
ShaneLeeAtk: Perfect
A_Dub888: benginButt benginButt benginButt benginButt
FarleyF: benginButt benginButt benginButt
eddieatthegov: First butts.
TheThirdTail: benginButt
Fr0Dough: No Z? 0/10
RealGamerCow: get that dino grundle
ButButTheJesus: BUTTS
DarknessKingCoH: Taco Tuesday
SmithKurosaki: Serge, Ben Ben's misbehaving :p
DigitalSeahorse: "nozzles! nozzles! nozzles!"
GhostValv: The dinogooch
laikagoat: volcano
Tangsm: Wets Nope
FacelessManAboutTown: Dinosaur undercarriage cleaning: criminally under explored aspect in Jurassic Park.
djalternative: A volcano eruption is the answer to the black stuff
RandomTrivia: Whoops, almost forgot about this
DaFhaye: Clean dino butt
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
RandomTrivia: Hi friends! lrrHEART
TheKingWiggins: Serge admitting to ghosts?
Thefluffiestguineapig: A bunch of celiac people ate taco bell
SocraticMethod: Stegoslide!
LordZarano: Powerwash sim has WILD lore
DrLigmaPhD: this is the cleanup crew after a superhero fight
FarleyF: Bens in the playground just doing lines
saucemaster5000: It's like living in a Bounty commercial
ButButTheJesus: I tried playing this once, and immediately got stressed out cause I couldn't spray away each spot fast enough. It was not relaxing. Anyone else get this?
TheAinMAP: FootBall
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano Didn't game theory determine it would have to be a volcanic eruption of some kind?
SocraticMethod: Stego show feet
shurtal: do they know about the "show shame" button?
KaleidoscopeMind: a mud monster?
SnackPak_: any keys to find? what about a generator?
mtvcdm: I wonder how much our water bill is for this.
FarleyF: just dont press Tab or you will wipe out your eyes (tab shows the dirt)
DeM0nFiRe: Speedrunners of this game have callouts I think lol
laikagoat: there are some gnomes creeping on you on the outskirts of most maps
Brozard: You can pretend it’s Attack of the Friday Monsters
Mattmitchell45: The AGDQ Speedrun of this had callouts
SmithKurosaki: I prefer my raids to have nukes in them, tyvm :o
FacelessManAboutTown: Video games present endless possibilities, you could be anything. What do you choose? I want to power wash a playground.
FickleMuse: Speedruns of this are WILD
DigitalSeahorse: I need less pressure
Metric_Furlong: cori.
Fanklok: Stop Serge you're goons to get copy struck
Orxolon: beep boop preassure
Alas_Babylon: Round the outside, round the outside
saucemaster5000: Here for the hosing
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL game audio is fairly quiet but tbh it is just the sound of water spraying
Brozard: That’s his right as a gamer
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DigitalSeahorse: need a more direct angle around curves I think
PharaohBender27: Oh no, the Borg assimilated this playground!
shurtal: you got the FF7 dlc?
Orxolon: @LoadingReadyRun is there game audio!?
Mischievous_Catgeist: presoaked for this game
DigitalSeahorse: xD
shurtal: power washers are RAD
mishrasbauble: you WHAT
ButButTheJesus: U WOT
mtvcdm: Never did powerwashing either.
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
NightValien28: WHAT
SaxPython: PogChamp
Fanklok: Power washers are cool, but have you tried a sand blaster?
BrowneePoints: Picture of Dorian Earle Grey
DigitalSeahorse: rofl
Simonark: "Good news, this poison gas isn't safe! Job done."
SmithKurosaki: Yea, Serge used to be a Gas Inspector
Orxolon: i worked cleaning water tanks for a year,so i used several power washers!
SnackPak_: @BrowneePoints sergeJustRight
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
SaxPython: @browneepoints magnificent
mishrasbauble: i really wanna know more about what the lrr people did as their real jobs in general tbh
LoadingReadyRun: @LoadingReadyRun there is!
SmithKurosaki: Made sure the oil companies in Alberta weren't killing people with noxious gas or something
NimrodXIV: phrasing
RandomTrivia: benginBonk
Dog_of_Myth: BEN
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, you had an industrial power washer for the mud that you got as a poison gas inspector?
saucemaster5000 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 50 months!
saucemaster5000: Go Hosers
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Juliamon: !phrasing
LRRbot: You heard them.
Mischievous_Catgeist: cleaning the rim
DiscordianTokkan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 94 months!
DiscordianTokkan: Always power-wash your ring
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, DiscordianTokkan! (Today's storm count: 32)
SnackPak_: there's gonna be so much phrasing tonight
eric_christian_berg: You can't play until your ring is clean.
DigitalSeahorse: the ring lrrGARBO vicksyTrash
Stormgod519: say that again?
shurtal: ben's edging SO HARD RIGHT NOW
Fanklok: Ben is currently edging
Thefluffiestguineapig: So just aeresolizing it?
steelfox13: don't forget to clean your ring kids
RandomTrivia: CORI
NightValien28: the rim must be washed
paronomasiac042: in *your* end-o
ShaneLeeAtk: Cori!
silenceaux: Instead, sand
ButButTheJesus: @paronomasiac042 heyoooo
Stormgod519 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 20 months!
Stormgod519: IM BACK!
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RealGamerCow: Its like sex on a beach, you find all your crevices
BrowneePoints: But yea, they've done some studies on this and Powerwashing basically hits the "Patterns Good" part of the brain and that's why it's so satisfying
SmithKurosaki: BrewCrew has trained Serge well :p
shurtal: Serge is just Ron Burgandy, confirmed
Darleysam: Serge 'Ron Burgundy' Yager
Mischievous_Catgeist: feilds
BrowneePoints: I had the Wooden castle ones
Simonark: Unclean?
DigitalSeahorse: birbs would hate this playground
Fanklok: Can you bring 6 people to do the dirt bike?
SymphonicLolita: mmm, tetanus
BrowneePoints: the Wooden Castle Playgrounds were the BEST
SquareDotCube: And RUST
RealGamerCow: we had steel and concrete
brainbosh: Dirt, gravel, and metal bars
Laserbeaks_Fury: mmm, 100 degree Florida slides made of sheet metal
Darleysam: absorbs the blood better
gualdhar: my school replaced sand with wood chips because it was easier to find use needles
NimrodXIV: my elementary school playground stuff was almost all wood. so many splinters
kusinohki: exposed screw bolts with burrs...
Stormgod519: pardon?
SquareDotCube: the rubber also gets into shows
SquareDotCube: shoes
saucemaster5000: ring job done!
SocraticMethod: Nice ring job, ben!
Brozard: Ben was edging, then he finished
Raiger: Ben, Lord of the Ring
shurtal: she WOULD be super wet
BrowneePoints: yea the texturized rubber gets into shoes too
LathosTiran: solution to oil "leave it in the ground."
mtvcdm: Geico WOULD do that
TheDangerWaffle: Lmao
PharaohBender27: Playgrounds in my area growing up was woodchips, though we called it "tanbark," which apparently is a term only used in the SF Bay Area (where I grew up)
Capt_clown: ecdyciStare
shurtal: as someone that has the Lizard Insurance, they SUCK right now
Darleysam: crawls out of your TV, hands over your Door Dash
Brozard: @capt_clown is that Itachi?
Brozard: Kappa
GhostValv: Only thing scarier is landlords
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Raveduck vicksyPride
before_damage: Did Alex get a haircut?
kusinohki: what's this clause about death by supernatural causes??
DarkMorford: Ooh, is this VTuber Alex?
SmithKurosaki: YEs
RealGamerCow: Darleysam I wish Doordash worked that well
YeomanAres: Apsalaris here and she's is an assassin she could take care of the ring
DigitalSeahorse: yep, AL-X is his botsona
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is just Phrasing Serge the stream
mister_nibbles: i love how serge just naturally starts PMing LUL
Darleysam: @RealGamerCow you have 7 days to get someone else to order using a referral code, though
mitomanox: does it hurt people if you aim the power wash in their direction? cuz in real life this hurts for real
DigitalSeahorse: as much as we miss his person face
drewm1022: Are we sure "apsalar" is a Malazan reference? I've never been sure.
tehfewl: the LRR foot album
DigitalSeahorse: both look nice
RandomTrivia: SERGE
SnackPak_: whyy
duckace11: Serge no
TimIAm: Serge.
DiscordianTokkan: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You're ridiculous.
ButButTheJesus: SERGE
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Stormgod519: SERGE!
SmithKurosaki: SERGE NO
Fanklok: @clip
SpaceBattery: SERGE
eshplode: Fair enough
MurphEP: I love that
Laserbeaks_Fury: Aretoelas
BrowneePoints: WikiFeet
paronomasiac042: they both made for suckin'
Thefluffiestguineapig: WWWHHHYYY
Saintnex: SERGE PLS
Himyul: wikifeetia
Metric_Furlong: wtf is even happening
NimrodXIV: lewd
Raiger: That is not a phrase I needed to hear Serge…
Stormgod519: !phrasing
LRRbot: Have we ever done phrasing? Like, actually?
ButButTheJesus: @Laserbeaks_Fury :D
Mr_Whyt: dirty
DigitalSeahorse: hehehheh
RandomTrivia: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
DeM0nFiRe: WutFace
GhostValv: D:
DarthRagnar815: HahaHide
before_damage: How did she hurt her ankle?
Driosenth: Quit encouraging chat
The_Color_Twelve: that was certainly a line to join the stream on
SmithKurosaki: Ahh, I see we're off to a cursed start :p
DigitalSeahorse: AL-X rage! vicksyTap
Juliamon: I'm mad that it's WikiFeet and not Wikipodea
KeytarCat: Al-x with the angry eyes LUL
Fanklok: !abult
LRRbot: Adult currently unavailable, please try again later.
SquareDotCube: now to pressure wash that line
DrLigmaPhD: Big Toesies Goth GF
djalternative: Welcome to Powerwash Simulater
The_Color_Twelve: wow
gualdhar: SERGE
MrGibberish: I like how Alex’s eyes went red
Catcard: omg
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
mister_nibbles: SERGE
RandomTrivia: SERGE
koodooman: LUL
Orxolon: weeelllppppp
DigitalSeahorse: hahahhahahahha
MWGNZ: elfunkPopcorn
gualdhar: SERGE WHAT
DudelidouX: Serge! wow
hatboozeparty: This is great
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Alas_Babylon: So pent up, my dude
Simonark: I thought "Hosers" was a stereotype Canadian comedy was trying to move past.
BrowneePoints: anyways, the Foot Fetish folks are the easy Kink Punching bag
duckace11: Serge you can't just say that . png
NightValien28: serge found the line and decided to run 20 miles past it
Mischievous_Catgeist: this is as bad ( in a goodway) as ben and adam playing baby games
Brozard: You are DOING this on PURPOSE
BrowneePoints: First time Serge?
NimrodXIV: never change Serge
SnackPak_: good clean fun tonight
undecided44: I guess we're not doing phrasing at all then.
DigitalSeahorse: isn't the goal to squirt really?
SmithKurosaki: Serge, you cinnamon bun
steelfox13: So many good clips already
ButButTheJesus: so um
FacelessManAboutTown: woweeTOS
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's a cute triangle
DigitalSeahorse: if only I were squirting
ButButTheJesus: 69%
jessicaengle: jlrrFacepalm
bytecaster: How is this worse than League of Legends?
mtvcdm: Someone's got their Slack open
Laserbeaks_Fury: NICE
ghyllnox: Someone's Slack went off
FacelessManAboutTown: Someone's slack open?
MAPBoardgames: Power wash simulator?
korvys: Oh, ok, not my slack
KaleidoscopeMind: real people? outside??
kumatsu: powerwashing real houses? No you get tired and sweaty doing that
tehfewl: i thought it was my slack too
TimIAm: You play a game about power washing while your friend talks about "power washing"
BrowneePoints: "I offered a night of free Therapy by playing a Virtual Powerwashing Game."
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits
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Alas_Babylon: Ben's gone into like 144p
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NimrodXIV: cool potato cam
DigitalSeahorse: how many players will we see gameplay of?
gualdhar: ah caps lock
RandomTrivia: I think Remy is sitting on the internet cable
goombalax: ben's 18-bit
DigitalSeahorse: Ben's gone low res
Orxolon: did something happened to video quality?
Fanklok: TAB is highlight dirt button
itmightbemikey: Too much backspray made the feed blurry
kumatsu: discord goes cronch
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Brozard: Oh no, he got water in his camera
DigitalSeahorse: so fuzzy
TheThirdTail: The pixels have all been washed away
Darleysam: just punch a hole clean through a rusted antique car
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hardcore Pressure Washing
PMAvers: Hardcore Mode
Stormgod519: hello
Driosenth: Is Paul messing with the stream quality
NightValien28: watch this kids, this is how the internet was back in the day
VeryBadLifeChoices: censorship
Tempest2097: Censoring the filth
NimrodXIV: blur the filth
RealGamerCow: Are we in Japan now?
SocraticMethod: It has been rather compressed for a while
KaleidoscopeMind: we need to powerwash the game camera
eric_christian_berg: The internet is desperate to censor you.
NightValien28: this is some 1985 internet and that's how we liked it
FacelessManAboutTown: woweeTOS
DigitalSeahorse: xD Alex
BrowneePoints: The Squirting has been Censored
DeChunkandFriends: Ben, you've gotta put your glasses back on
PMAvers: Oh, this is like what Ben's home stream was like earlier today
Tempest2097: Okay there we go
steelfox13: Too much squirting, gotta blur it
Saintnex: ah, the stream is getting censored... that makes sense honestly
bobokiddo: it's like what i see when i'm not wearing my glasses
paronomasiac042: i thought the heat played in miami?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint censored filth
Orxolon: @DigitalSeahorse Al-X
DarkMorford: Hey, so is Seattle!
Mischievous_Catgeist: this got to R rated so we had to get censor blurrs
saucemaster5000: good for victoria
SnackPak_: like 7 inches from the midday sun
They_Are_Alyx: Is Nicole torrenting Naruto again? Kappa
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BaconL0rdes: This must be a damn unsightly playstructure.
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SmithKurosaki: Dang cori beat me to it
azureHaights: The Victoria Heat? Did Miami sell their team off?
DigitalSeahorse: AL-X
Simonark: Enough filth and the stream really acquires some fuzzy moral boundries
thecampingviking: Vancouver Washington is too
RandomTrivia: "by oopsident" benginLul
DEATHlikescats: Yasssss cosy stream!
PharaohBender27: @DarkMorford And Portland, though the worst of it has passed
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I love the V tuber look for Alex. Although I think the only way to make it better would be to have a button to activate that adds steam pouring out of their ears to indicate strife
SymphonicLolita: all of western canada is big toasty rn
Orxolon: @DigitalSeahorse ;)
gualdhar: Ben accidentally torrenting One Piece
Scy_Anide: Surprising lack of viscera on this playground.
Orphio333: Lrr version of a wet t-shirt contest hahah
Tempest2097: That's the Cruelty DLC for PWS
ButButTheJesus: mud physics
EmpressTila: In the episode of Star Trek: TNG "Pen Pals" at one point Data loses a comlink because of "Thermal Radiation." It was too hot to make a call.
MAPBoardgames: That's why I can't play vicsera cleanum
RandomTrivia: That's called "switching" Serge lrrBEEJ
SocraticMethod: Hard mode
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RandomTrivia You beat me to it
Orxolon: so what you are saying is that is not a SIM per sé?
Juliamon: Scy_Anide It's volcanic viscera, close enough
SmithKurosaki: @RandomTrivia Oh my :p
DeM0nFiRe: I had the same thought lol
steelfox13: Realism mode, you can damage surfaces and real dirt physics. No thanks
kumatsu: There was a GDQ run of all vehicles co-op of this that was fascinating in an exercise in optimization
Tangsm: You finish cleaning the whole floor, then somebody tracks mud prints through.
BrowneePoints: Remember when MythBusters cleaned a Cement Truck with Dynamite?
prince_infidel: Just got here. Why is Alex a robit?
ANeMzero: due to IP shennanigans Spintires is now known as Mudrunner
SymphonicLolita: ""cleaned""
ButButTheJesus: could I clean off F-14 Tomcat or an X-Wing
Dog_of_Myth: I do Brownee
SajuukSjet: i mean, there's scope for the crossover... what with the FFVII tie-in :D
Saintnex: Still one of the best clips from lets nope was Graham going off on a game note where they had someone cleaning a building bottom up
Tempest2097: Ohhhh boy we're droppin some frames today
steelfox13: @browneepoints I remember they "disappeared" one
gualdhar: hey-oh
ghyllnox: Mmmm, crunchy
LordZarano: Spintires isn't on Steam anymore. Just the sequels Mudrunner and Snowrunner
MAPBoardgames: I think Ben's goggles have water on htem
DigitalSeahorse: censored again
SymphonicLolita: dat cronch
Orxolon: wow is there less than 144?
Catcard: I kind of enjoy the stream going into 144p, it reminds me of the old youtube days
BaconL0rdes: Ben’s bandwidth is going to the shadow realm
SmithKurosaki: @Tempest2097 Ben's connection is having a time
kusinohki: I just send my motorcycle through the automatic car wash...
Tempest2097: @Tempest2097 for reals
fastlane250: lrrWOW
RandomTrivia: Hehehehehe
Juliamon: Ben's internet is determined to find the lowest possible ppi
SmithKurosaki: I wonder if they're youtubers
Going_Medium: Lichen subscribe
SaxPython: The frame rate drop feels like the Lego pc game
Laserbeaks_Fury: Remember to Share, Lichen, Subscribe
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SmithKurosaki: @Going_Medium Thank you for getting the joke
Stormgod519: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: 40 points of acid damage
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
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TimIAm: Now we just need Prop Room Simulator
DarkMorford: Looking forward to seeing if/how AL-X upgrades to have more features!
epsilon_vee: don't eat the ground timbits, serge
thecampingviking: Don’t leave dirty foot prints on the cleaned equipment
DEATHlikescats: The nice platonic snack, Timbits!
Himyul: Would you take one from Beej?
fastlane250: woe, timbit be upon ye
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
Scy_Anide: Would you eat Wizard Tim's magical bits?
QuixoticScrivener: When did Alex become a cyborg?
A_Dub888: What if it was James?
Tempest2097: Yeah okay, this is how adventures start
eric_christian_berg: You are the Chosen One!
ButButTheJesus: "I stole these from Mr. Tumnus"
goatprince: and what if that haggard wizard was in a jar
saucemaster5000: what if they just CLAIM to be a wizard?
mtvcdm: You're in a magical forest, and you see Timbits in a jar
ghyllnox: What if they were trying to give you $100 instead
DEATHlikescats: It is dangerous Togo alone, here, take this
Laserbeaks_Fury: What if Mayor Haggar come out of an alley and offered you a Timbit
SocraticMethod: Turkish Delight
Tempest2097: Isekai Timbit? I would eat that timbit
BrowneePoints: The Timbit of Destiny sounds like a Crapshot/Commodore Hustle @LoadingReadyRun
drthvd3r: That timbit would make you end up in a jar.
Eille_k: @quixoticscrivener he's always been one
kusinohki: what if the haggard wizard is in a jar though?
Alas_Babylon: "Isekai Timbit" is my Primus cover band
TotallyNotaBeholder: Fantasy Tim Hortons
Darleysam: I love Isekai Timbit's podcast
bytecaster: The one timbit
DarkMorford: Get isekai'd to Canada, eh?
ANeMzero: isekai timbit is my nerdcore rap name
DigitalSeahorse: EEEKsakai
Gadora: If you're in a forest and you come across a Timbit in a jar, do you let it out?
Capt_clown: A drive-by Timbitting.
paronomasiac042: 'isekai timbit' is my limp bizkit weebcore cover band
Himyul: I ate a TimBit and I woke up in Canada
Brozard: At least they didn’t go vore
DEATHlikescats: Establishing a franchise in another world
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Brozard: DANGIT
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
TotallyNotaBeholder: Serge...
ButButTheJesus: serge.
SaxPython: !clip
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Stormgod519: SERGE!
eric_christian_berg: Lean into it, Sere.
RandomTrivia: SERGE
Laserbeaks_Fury: Tim Bitt
Thefluffiestguineapig: SERGE
SkylerRingtail: Every anime is a vore anime, if it lasts long enough
Boon_33: this is the ultimate timbit, the timbit of ultimate destiny.
DigitalSeahorse: that's hentai
SmithKurosaki: Serge. Please
Alas_Babylon: I love how three of us came up with bands for Isekai Timbit
tehfewl: "Vore god no, back to squirting"
NimrodXIV: BEN
Cavemanhar: kdubzJuiced
RandomTrivia: BENJAMIN
SnackPak_: we do now
ButButTheJesus: ben
DarkMorford: ULMER
saucemaster5000: we do now
RandomTrivia: benginBonk
EldarLuin: This level goes SO much faster with more than one person. eldarl1Surprise
Capt_clown: ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed ecdyciCursed
thecampingviking: Wow
CururuGuasu: You laugh, but there is an isekai where they reincarnate as a vending machine
DigitalSeahorse: "SPLEJ"
Brozard: If you got time to flirt, you’ve got time to squirt
DEATHlikescats: alphonse1Bonk alphonse1Sus
RandomTrivia: "Less flirting, more squirting"
DrLigmaPhD: Time to squat, time to squirt
Harvest25: Need to go uptop
Thefluffiestguineapig: We need a soundboard button that is Adam saying "BENJAMIN" like he did when Ben shot the toilet
Laserbeaks_Fury: Check yo' dirt
Mortimew: This game looks like a group of Quarians doing community service on earth.
DigitalSeahorse: because it's still censoring
mtvcdm: !advice
LRRbot: Stay focused.
mister_nibbles: go left ben
bytecaster: And we are here too!
epsilon_vee: how is this thing not clean yet, the powerwash simulator story
DEATHlikescats: muchin1Spin muchin1Spray
TheNerdWonder: check the top
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Just get behind it and mash R1.
FacelessManAboutTown: themffSteer
SocraticMethod: Ben is dropping voice too
hatboozeparty: Squirt better
LathosTiran: works fine on my computer
ghyllnox: Try pyromancy
DEATHlikescats: A power SOMETHING
Anaerin: Now you're washing with POWER
Tempest2097: How DID This place get so gnarly.
GhostValv: Cleanest backseating
FacelessManAboutTown: purpsBlind
SaxPython: Where do you see yourself in 5 psi?
Himyul: pressure? I hardly knew her!
mtvcdm: Do you need to have a conversation with the Nintendo Game Counselor?
Orxolon: i can't imagine how those parts are gonna look like in youtube with minimum res XD
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect are we only able to Ben pov?
FacelessManAboutTown: Maybe the power you need to wash is power Serge. Has anyone tried dousing Serge?
DEATHlikescats: THE LIL RAINBOW 🌈 is so cute!
SymphonicLolita: a pokemon
BrowneePoints: I mean, with that beam y'all are playing Zarya
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's JIGGLEPEAK!
Anaerin: We've reached Peak Jiggle.
DEATHlikescats: @laserbeaks_fury f@#$!
SquareDotCube: *headshot* FUCK!
azureHaights: Jigglypeek, seen from above!
Boon_33: if you don't want to get shot...
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is when a Jigglypuff does corner lean
Kaorti: gurny halleck knew what's up
BrowneePoints: wait a sec, is playing Mei in Overwatch just PowerWash Simulator: SubZero Edition?
kusinohki: it's a jiggle peak from above??
Nigouki: speaking of killing it, pressure injuries are no joke
Anaerin: You're all crowded around your Waifus?
Brozard: Jiggle In The Name Of
DigitalSeahorse: xD
laikagoat: its the last 1% thats the worst
azureHaights: Yes, my grapewasher
Orxolon: Serge,this is gonna be done in less than 20 min
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
jessicaengle: Never enough cooks
gualdhar: oh no Ben's getting EMPd
FacelessManAboutTown: Ben is 144p again
Juliamon: I most often see people miss some of the net
Laserbeaks_Fury: To defeat the boss, you have to cross the streams
DEATHlikescats: Ben’s computer is updating without telling him
avi_miller: Poor Ben’s internet m
azureHaights: "Cupola?" "Yeah, one or two"
Anaerin: When you get down to 3 types of items, you get a to-do list on your screen.
Cavemanhar: what happens if you cross the streams Kappa
TimIAm: Like wizzin' at the ball park
DEATHlikescats: Ben becomes AI in real time
electra310: This is what happens when I powerwash with my glasses on and they get wet
Himyul: Ben, you're dealing with like 4 pixels
bytecaster: Maaaan, it is really hard to backseat at 144p
MAPBoardgames: The ladder is in your mind
blip2004: this is some bad rotoscoping
Thefluffiestguineapig: The ladder has been dead for 30 years
brainbosh: is this 8p?
LathosTiran: recalling from GDQ, the game can desync. trust the hosts view for dirt
LostThePirate: We seem to be getting more Power Point than PowerWash tonight, lol. Good podcast, though ;)
eric_christian_berg: Is there a sniper class? Clean a roof from 1/2 mile away?
ButButTheJesus: is this what it looks like when you try out that crapshot E-Bike
brainbosh: And now its fine
DEATHlikescats: Windows update probably. It’s usually that
Laserbeaks_Fury: The roofs
SocraticMethod: Are you using OBS ninja? Twitch is losing video and audio
FacelessManAboutTown: Ben, did you accidentally VPN to Europe again? purpsSmug
Laserbeaks_Fury: on top
Anaerin: @eric_christian_berg It's called the "Extra Long Extension".
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
Anaerin: "Blocks", Serge?
Anaerin: Extensions also help.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do not look directly at...The Nozzle
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Rim of dirt" Kathleen?
Anaerin: Crouch and Prone are bae.
mjiig: I like the idea that the client comes out and gives you a couple of coins everytime you clean an item
DigitalSeahorse: I saw it
Darleysam: @Thefluffiestguineapig 18th best King Gizz album
DEATHlikescats: kaypikeNEONRAINBOW muchin1Spray
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Charlie_Victor7: I wish using a real power washer was this fun
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FacelessManAboutTown: Ben is going to have clean up all the frames he's dropping
Mischievous_Catgeist: step ladder im squirting
DEATHlikescats: bootie5Educational
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig Would that still be in the top 50% because of how prolific they are?
SymphonicLolita: ohno
Himyul: powerwash slideshow
NimrodXIV: RIP Ben's internet
MrGibberish: Now bens audio is not so good
some_callmetim: cvHazmat
Stormgod519: somebody is using the microwave
BaconL0rdes: Looking for the [Unregistered Hypercam 2]
electra310: The powerwash radio hour
DarkMorford: Down to 3!
Anaerin: It shows you what you're pointing at in the top-left.
fastlane250: Click to activate your filth sense
DigitalSeahorse: look through AL-X's AI eyes to catch everything filthy
Anaerin: Is Ben hosting?
SocraticMethod: @Anaerin Serge
NimrodXIV: FBtouchdown
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown clean
Anaerin: Ah. Odd.
HadesLeprechaun: and now for the best part!
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Bergor_Terraf: Hi!
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electra310: GG!
MAPBoardgames: Now release the filth monsters (children)
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
Laserbeaks_Fury: We're FLUSH with cash
Capt_clown: rubiehGGrainbow rubiehGGrainbow rubiehGGrainbow
PMAvers: And then a turf war rolls through and goops it up again.
Stormgod519: nice
Anaerin: Co-Op players don't get the Timelapse.
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
SaxPython: OSFrog
mtvcdm: I think Ben's just doesn't like all the spraying.
SocraticMethod: Ben's view is pretty bag sometimes we get bad audio
DigitalSeahorse: super weird
TotallyNotaBeholder: Super Weird!
bytecaster: Super weird!
eric_christian_berg: Power clean a stegosaurus.
HadesLeprechaun: the timelapse should save, so Serge should be able to bring it back up after break
DrLigmaPhD: Clean a 50 foot dong?
DEATHlikescats: The van!
zarbit: 18-wheeler
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDerp
bytecaster: A single dragon!
EldarLuin: FF Bike?
Stormgod519: roboBen
saucemaster5000: this seems like a way to get cursed
TheNerdWonder: ooh boy
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyEmpty censored camera
SocraticMethod: !clip
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Stormgod519: HAHA!
TheNerdWonder: this one's got a bunch of tricky spots
underhill33: benjamin
Tempest2097: LUL
SymphonicLolita: LUL
RandomTrivia: OH NO
DigitalSeahorse: it didn't say FANNY!
ChampBlankman: Kathleen thought childcatcher, I thought catchman from Barbarella.
Dog_of_Myth: HAHAH
Tangsm: So glad things came back into focus just for that.
emberBecky: good thing the blur ended just in time :D
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
shurtal: *Xmen theme starts playing faintly*
Darleysam: everybody loves powerwash simulator! *f
NimrodXIV: the real dirt was in our minds
MAPBoardgames: Ben was more scared there than the last Let's Nome
MAPBoardgames: Npoe
Darleysam: *five seconds later*
Laserbeaks_Fury: Where's Maurice?
mister_nibbles: im lost
mishrasbauble: me too
verifiablyhuman: you're not familiar with mistress uncanny fanny, lady of mistery?
ButButTheJesus: It just means butt for most of us, I think...
Juliamon: mister_nibbles It's one letter off a slur
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DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
ButButTheJesus: ooooh I see what he saw
Alas_Babylon: Yeaaah...
KeytarCat: More pressure makes dirt go away
Laserbeaks_Fury: She didn't see *that* coming?
saucemaster5000: fortune teller couldn't predict the dirtstorm?
DEATHlikescats: Fanny in the us means lady 🐈
CaptainSpam: We're not switching to Serge-O-Vision?
SocraticMethod: Ben just polished the dirty knob Kappa
itmightbemikey: This is a much later game map and you're supposed to have stronger powerwasher guns
DigitalSeahorse: they must have used this as a funeral buggy before this
Catcard: oh no
DEATHlikescats: *UK, not US
Tempest2097: Oh Ben's gone now.
SymphonicLolita: RIP ben
Metric_Furlong: Ben?
SmithKurosaki: Serge 'Project Manager Yager
Anaerin: I think we lost Ben.
Alas_Babylon: Ben asplode
SocraticMethod: And now we lost Ben
Juliamon: We lost Ben
brainbosh: oh no ben
iarethel0ser: RIP Ben
DeM0nFiRe: F
HadesLeprechaun: uh oh
PMAvers: Ben really broke down, yes.
Tempest2097: F
TotallyNotaBeholder: Bye Ben, come back soon
DiscordianTokkan: Oop, bye ben
Cavemanhar: rip ben
some_callmetim: F
Orxolon: oh no
MAPBoardgames: duskvRip lrrBEN
Radyin: Ben died.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Bye, Ben!
Enmity777: Rip
Shadwhawk: Ben just exploded
Himyul: RIP
ButButTheJesus: F
electra310: Au revoir, Ben
gualdhar: F
eshplode: And he's dead
mtvcdm: And Ben's now just gone
thecampingviking: F
neisan2112: RIP Ben right as I got here
Laserbeaks_Fury: lol "We literally brokedown....."
ghyllnox: Ohno
DigitalSeahorse: bbye Ben
Veshnikard: lrrFINE
shendaras: benginO7
hatboozeparty: Rip Ben
azureHaights: Ben really broke down
DEATHlikescats: Aww rip Ben
SaxPython: O7
steelfox13: Ben! He ded.
ShaneLeeAtk: o7
silenceaux: Banished, by the Uncanny Franny... :(
RandomTrivia: Oh dear
SpaceBattery: oh nooooooo
SmithKurosaki: F
RandomTrivia: benginO7
Tempest2097: o7
FarleyF: Ben saw the pricing and just quit
TheAinMAP: jlrrDang
hatboozeparty: Squirted to hard
Cephallope: o7
NotCainNorAbel: o7
SymphonicLolita: o7
KaleidoscopeMind: "we really broke down"
Orxolon: o7
Stormgod519: o7
TheKingWiggins: He said literally Broke Down and broke down
DEATHlikescats: Break and start over
Juliamon: Franny was offended you thought she was a TERF
jessicaengle: jlrrFacepalm
DigitalSeahorse: oki
thecampingviking: His Powerwasher blew out
Gadora: "We literally broke down," says Ben, as his internet died.
A_Dub888: benginO7
DigitalSeahorse: o7
Tangsm: Ben found the door that exits the internet.
FacelessManAboutTown: wowee7
ghyllnox: o7
MrGibberish: o7
MAPBoardgames: Ben revealed the wrong tarot card
Tangsm: He's in a better place now.
Brozard: o7 days
Metric_Furlong: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
paronomasiac042: oh seven
saucemaster5000: @Tangsm god I wish I could find that
Orxolon: @Gadora he said the magic word
Radyin: I think Ben got too much water on his router.
jessicaengle: Revenge of the fortune teller
ButButTheJesus: sometimes when you spray too deep... the stream sprays back
shurtal: time for more Gundam Rewatch
mitomanox: unclench I will
Orxolon: @jessicaengle Franny the connection killer
offbeatwitch: change da world... my final message... gootbye
DEATHlikescats: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
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mitomanox: Noob question: I didn't get the Ben jumpscaring thing, can someone help me with it?
Juliamon: mitomanox It was almost a slur
Alas_Babylon: I'll PM yo
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FacelessManAboutTown: themffVIBE
FacelessManAboutTown: woweeBoi
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy vicksyTap
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDance vicksyTail
azureHaights: benginDance benginDance
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBounce vicksyBounce vicksyBounce
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Orphio333: I'm glad I got Ben's autograph before he was sucked into the backrooms
azureHaights: luckjuBreaddance luckjuClaws luckjuBreaddance
FacelessManAboutTown: woweeBoi woweeBoi
MrGibberish: @alas_babylon May I please also get an explanation?
MAPBoardgames: duskvBang lrrSIG duskvBang
Alas_Babylon: Sure
Thefluffiestguineapig: BGC songs make me think of Just Shapes and Beats now and it is awesome
fastlane250: @orphio333 Same
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Orxolon: @Thefluffiestguineapig Roadquest,everything reminds me of RoadQuest
Orxolon: hahahaha
DarkMorford: For anyone else confused, suppose that the letter F in "Franny," instead of being False, was True. ;)
niccus: this is probably one of the stranger things i could have put over Ryuichi's funerary playlist
SkylerRingtail: My headcanon is Ben's Internet issues are because the crew talked over the intro. Or he broke a mirror on the caravan cart
Stormgod519: o7
pn55: Oh no!
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
PharaohBender27: katesNo
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
Melfina__: f
gualdhar: oh no Ben got murdered!
SnowBuddy18: benginO7
Catcard: poor ben
TotallyNotaBeholder: I press 'f'
MrGibberish: Rip Ben
Anaerin: @DarkMorford Alternatively, be aware that in some countries removing the R is a slang term for some female genitalia.
MAPBoardgames: The same 5 it always was
SmithKurosaki: F for Ben
NightValien28: Ben has been powerwashed
Calaban161: F for Ben
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prince_infidel: benginO7 Ben
steelfox13: His Internet melted
Astramentha: o7
public_key_reveal_party: o7 Ben
Alas_Babylon: This stream is going to actually be a Whodunnit stream
Gascitygaming: maaaaaaaaan!
KaleidoscopeMind: "water divination"
FarleyF: so what your telling us is that Ben left to form his own rival powercleaning company with Graham/Ian/Beej
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyBanana long
Stormgod519: BEN!
KeytarCat: Oh I remember when Serge streamed this!
Thefluffiestguineapig: His high pressure nozzle demolished his modem
SmithKurosaki: He's returned from the grave
TheAinMAP: lrrBEN
saucemaster5000: Found the truth about the uncanny Franny
Anaerin: Spinny nozzle means you get maximum pressure, over a slightly larger area.
SaxPython: #AndWithYourSpirit
Orphio333: Ben!? How did you escape the backrooms!?
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Band saw things he shouldn’t and the powers that be cut his Internet connection to avoid the truth getting out! lol
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyD vicksyDed
KeytarCat: @SmithKurosaki PotFriend
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
couchboyj: He's power washing angels now lrrFRUMP
Laserbeaks_Fury: Back to being a little squirt
Simonark: Wait. I thought that once a player gets killed they get muted so they aren't just telling everyone who the impostor is.
shurtal: no heated gamer words for Ben
FarleyF: you know what might be a nice Crossing the Streams - Viscera Clean Up Detail with Graham and Paul
SmithKurosaki: @KeytarCat PotFriend How you
VeryBadLifeChoices: contemplating life
jessicaengle: Goin up to the Spirit in the Sky, that's where I'm gonna power wash when I die
mercano82: We gotta power wash Ben’s mouth out
Anaerin: You get a *lot* more money as the host, rather than a co-op assistant.
NightValien28: serge the chaotic power washer
bytecaster: @Anaerin Just another case of the rich getting richer
Simonark: "We are about to engage... the nozzle."
MAPBoardgames: How low CAN you go?
SymphonicLolita: serge is Rich
SnackPak_: it's so square
Tempest2097: V square
SmithKurosaki: Ben's internet did not like the InstaFilter
mtvcdm: Serge got himself 12 thousand dollery-doos
Anaerin: The "Rust" is real tough to get.
DrLigmaPhD: Apropos of nothing I wanna build a cart like this to vibe out in
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did this soothsayer not see all this filth coming? They sound like a tarotble oracle.
mtvcdm: Show us the goods
Laserbeaks_Fury: Thats just a Mass Effect gun
Dog_of_Myth: Serge likes to collect the power washers
bytecaster: It's for looking, not for using
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFail vicksyLUL
DeM0nFiRe: Woah, use the power washer to power wash things? And ruin it's collectability?
azureHaights: Never Removed From Box!
TimIAm: There really were 3 dads on that FNPF
Orxolon: what you can do is "cheat" and let the babies accounts finish the section to cash em
DrLigmaPhD: I've heard of power bottoms but power washers???
bytecaster: Never use your graded 10 power washers for actual gameplay, way to dangerous.
mtvcdm: HEATHER
Tempest2097: LUL
SmithKurosaki: It's spreading
Gascitygaming: 1 wheel 2 nozzles
Mischievous_Catgeist: and squirting
BrowneePoints: That's called Docking
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Alas_Babylon: @DrLigmaPhD bottom washers?
LoadingReadyRun: Championship for Game with most questionable phrasings: Powerwash Sim vs Dollars to Donuts
SkylerRingtail: Double team, crossing the stream
Anaerin: Get that good squirt squirt.
ButButTheJesus: you know what? FIST IT! DOUBLE!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Do you think these wagon wheels were made to order? They look bespoke.
Warkipine: double nozz
SmithKurosaki: @LoadingReadyRun New jackbox game when?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeck Deep double
SmithKurosaki: Would be a hilarious Champ'd up
SaxPython: Lol
korvys: Serge, you know you can hit tab (I think?) to highlight the dirt
mtvcdm: Imagine getting this whole six-person team out with this equipment to, say, just clean the doorknob, and going 'I will pay you 25 shiny cents'
Anaerin: Check under the table.
Bunnarchist subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 4 months!
Bunnarchist: She cross my power till I wash stream
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DrLigmaPhD: Sounds like hung
Tempest2097: ROOF
TimIAm: It's certainly a little unsavory lol
SocraticMethod: Ben
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
SymphonicLolita: stairs
FarleyF: Ben Kappa
TotallyNotaBeholder: Wayne's World sound: Schmung!
Boon_33: roof?
Mischievous_Catgeist: your mouth
DEATHlikescats: Roof!
silenceaux: Love these tarot suits
saucemaster5000: Hate it when people schmung without warning me first
DigitalSeahorse: there's a shmungus amoung us, and AL-X beat me to it
The_Color_Twelve: wow
SquareDotCube: The ferris wheel!
DarkMorford: Just curious, AL-X, what software are you running? Is that a full Live2D rig or something a bit simpler?
DrLigmaPhD: Bofadeeze
mercano82: The yellow tarp
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eric_christian_berg: Stairs!
Rynehawk: undercarriage
Bugberry: please us with your power washer
DEATHlikescats: Serge always being naughty by accident
thecampingviking: Stairs
bytecaster: When you set a certain tone early on ....
Tempest2097: Ohboy
SquareDotCube: strong tarp
electra310: We don't have the budget for this
ghyllnox: Hotel Schmung is a place you could stay in Italy
Tempest2097: Don't forget the knobs
Anaerin: Tarp it up, we've got the budget.
silenceaux: devouring your dreams
DigitalSeahorse: it's a TARP
comrade_cards: "schmung" appears to be a fancy hotel in italy
neisan2112: I definitely heard Top not tarp
DrLigmaPhD: Clean the knob
Dog_of_Myth: Is cleaning the tarp in the budget?
A_Dub888: Khans of Tarpir
Bugberry: gotta get filthy before you can get clean, in more ways than one.
SymphonicLolita: what's their tarp budget
Mazrae: Is this tarp in the budget??
azureHaights: @electra310 That's why we're cleaning it, it's cheaper than buying a new one
Chesul: Schmung has a few definitions that I can find, none of which are particularly bad.
DigitalSeahorse: remember when "We needed TARP."?
SymphonicLolita: 2 doller? small price to pay for tarp
DigitalSeahorse: an awning
eric_christian_berg: Still waiting for a LRR Tarp in the store.
Anaerin: Serge cleaning the Canapes.
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TimIAm: Based on the audio this stream definitely needs a rap
TimIAm: *tarp
NonjaBiru: Mmmm, two dollar canapes
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh no, that was months ago
KaleidoscopeMind: hypothetically
SmithKurosaki: Dont know what youre talkin about :p
DigitalSeahorse: ding
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or drops a lunchbox full of meat on one
electra310: The watermelon tarp has amortized
Tangsm: Pumpkins?
steelfox13: Tarp a palosa!
djalternative: yeah. that was part of last fiscal year's tarp budget
TotallyNotaBeholder: Obviously tarp season
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
korvys: Alex, it's called "Improv"
TheDangerWaffle: LOL
couchboyj: Do you remember, the 25th day of Tarptember
betweenmyself: Tarp season! Rabbit Season! FIRE!
DEATHlikescats: Creative gaslighting for fun and profit
SmithKurosaki: Nice
mtvcdm: Serge, if you don't wait until tarp season, you'll never be able to hunt wild tarp
ButButTheJesus: I am confused and afear'd
TheDailyMapleSyrup: It’s tarpin time!
DigitalSeahorse: making AL-X go triangle
bytecaster: Followed by Canopitober?
SaxPython: Tarp-tember to remember sales event
goombalax: wake me up when tarptember ends
Anaerin: "It was my first real Ny-lon, bought it at the Five-and-Dime..."
DudelidouX: under?
steelfox13: Wake me up when Tarptemper ends.
gualdhar: wait, Tarptember is a thing outside the US? wild
KaleidoscopeMind: tarptember of '69, when ben was like -28 years old?
DrLigmaPhD: Wash feet - Jesus's kink
SquareDotCube: tarms
azureHaights: The kind you buy in October instead
DEATHlikescats: Oodie
steelfox13: Tarpy the tarp mascot
TotallyNotaBeholder: A snarpie?
electra310: Army tarps, obvs
Gascitygaming: the tuggie, wait no!
Serivus: it's called a rain coat
DigitalSeahorse: a raincoat
Dog_of_Myth: Tarpancho
Bugberry: blanky from Brave Little Toaster but it's a tarp
TheDangerWaffle: BEN
saucemaster5000: I went too hard at Tarptember and only woke up in Sheetuary
Mazrae: For the splash zone
betweenmyself: Tarp only has ONE arm… But so many eyes and teeth. pennyWhat
Laserbeaks_Fury: not Tarpril
undecided44: Isn't that a poncho?
mtvcdm: Lousy Tarpch weather
azureHaights: It could even be a tarp!
DigitalSeahorse: wake me when TARPtember ends
DEATHlikescats: Could even be a boat!
SquareDotCube: It's: salmonella!
KaleidoscopeMind: maybe it's only arms, like the outfit from that finnish eurovision performance
couchboyj: Tarptember promise she gave unto me, Tarptember whispers of trechery
jessicaengle: A tarp with sleeves is called a Tuggie?
gualdhar: Ben going T-Pain herre
Anaerin: This tarp coverage is getting real in-tents.
Bugberry: as within, so without.
DEATHlikescats: The mould is INSIDE the varda
DrLigmaPhD: Kathleen it's magical on the inside
TotallyNotaBeholder: The fortune teller's cart of theseus?
blip2004: some people would just put a few layers of Killz on it
DigitalSeahorse: Uncanny Franny's Fanny?
korvys: It belongs to the mold, now
Anaerin: Believe me, those power washers can remove rust to make chrome pristine, despite all chemical evidence to the contrary.
FacelessManAboutTown: Do you remember, the 21st night of tarptember?
Dog_of_Myth: Nurgle claimed this wagon
Capt_clown: Mold, structural damage, $800k in today's market LUL NotLikeThis
gualdhar: No volcano *yet*
azureHaights: Too much volcano!
DigitalSeahorse: floods, a bit more
KeytarCat: The roof is ribbed
betweenmyself: Worlds of Powerwash released only the very cleanest of Nintendo novels.
DudelidouX: I mean still a plus
DigitalSeahorse: earthquakes
Gascitygaming: canc onfirm
TheDangerWaffle: lmao
Tempest2097: LUL
SmithKurosaki: @KeytarCat [joke redacted]
eric_christian_berg: I think you mean 'meth lab'.
KevlarGiraffe subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months!
KevlarGiraffe: 4 whole years! What a stream to come home to.
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Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Saintnex: Am from Alberta, can confirm
Simonark: And there are no famous volcanoes in Washington state either.
Boon_33: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: a lot of baking soda
stevefromdetroit: LOL had me at the first part
ButButTheJesus: is that a weed joke
DigitalSeahorse: so much vinegar
DEATHlikescats: They’re so expensive tho! 300 usd
DigitalSeahorse: rust
electra310: Rust? Have you tried... volcano?
Anaerin: For rust removal with that nozzle, tiniest nozzle, and go *slow*
SquareDotCube: You know, one say you're at 1200 feet elevation, then you wake up in the morning and you're at 2500 feet elevation
SocraticMethod: Polish that knob
DigitalSeahorse: dingdingding
Warkipine subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 27 months!
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Anaerin: Or use the Metal Soap, but that costs.
blip2004: nope
KevlarGiraffe: I don't want to know
SmithKurosaki: NOPE
DudelidouX: You'd go insane
Laserbeaks_Fury: can you believe "embiggins" is an actual word now
DEATHlikescats: That’d cause OCD
DigitalSeahorse: it's called a UV light
Tempest2097: That's how you end up with the grippy socks
DrLigmaPhD: Serge can e get a clean take of.... most of the things you've said this stream?
TheNerdWonder: you do NOT want that power
SurfDownstage subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 48 months, currently on a 34 month streak!
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LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Funny story, Vancouver Island *is* on "The Ring of Fire", a ring of increased tectonic activity around the Pacific Ocean
Mischievous_Catgeist: hose chat
Anaerin: Wasn't there an Invader Zim episode about that?
mtvcdm: Don't own a black light unless you want to know things you will never, ever forget
silenceaux: "They are dirty" "I didn't specify what thing" "it's dirty."
DEATHlikescats: Just for fun!
KeytarCat: Jokes on you, everything is dirty all the time
TimIAm: Getting vibes of the Commodore Hustle where Heather and Beej realize they work together
mitomanox: can you powerwash your way to heaven tho?
bytecaster: Just powerwash the water damage, problem solved!
eshplode: You may get water damage, but everything will be clean
TheDangerWaffle: classic or soft wash?
brainbosh: Flamethrower VS Powerwasher fight go
JarofGoats: How many crapshots needed to be filmed with it to justify expensing it to LRR
PMAvers: Coming soon, to TTSF, Ian builds a homemade flamethrower
gualdhar: so previous Moonbase moves had Nerf fights, Mark 6 gets a powerwasher fight?
Pharmacistjudge: it depends on what liquid you put in the power washer
Alas_Babylon: putineria
silenceaux: poutista
korvys: Gibb
azureHaights: poutinerie
SquareDotCube: get thee to a poutinery
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does a Power Washer imply the existence of a Submissive Dirtier?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Who runs the poutine-ier
saucemaster5000: How bout a poutine soda machine
Boon_33: Ben, you're poutine calling!
goombalax: I'd work for poutine
blip2004: having worked with people who clean hood fans in restaurants. this is exactly how they clean, after putting up a whole roll of poly
FarleyF: Pistachio - The Poutine Puppet
Simonark: Look, the new moonbase can only house half a dozen defensive towers and the acid and lasers take up half of them. If it's all flamethrowers and hoses where do the snipers go?
SaxPython: Poutine Pete sounds like he's from Woody's Roundup
Anaerin: No, his food truck has Michelin Tires, there's a difference.
DigitalSeahorse: I'd use a powerwasher to highjack a bus from anti-maskers in minecraft
TheM8 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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mitomanox: why not
eric_christian_berg: Duck foam and foie gras.
DEATHlikescats: All those lil rivets on the roof are SEPARATE?! Evil
betweenmyself: Now I have something to prove.
kolintoney subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 113 months, currently on a 113 month streak!
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Tangsm: And it's all served in a single fry format.
teaspoonC: Poutine feels like a food best served alongside possible health choice violations
niccus: michelin does occasionally give stars to hole-in-a-wall places
TheNerdWonder: I've seen The Menu. this all ends in the moonbase burning down
saucemaster5000: Boo-tine
SocraticMethod: Reminds me of the "molecular gastronomy" where people were served foam from a cup that was cast in the shape of mouth of the chef
DigitalSeahorse: POOtine vicksyTrash lrrGARBO
TimIAm: Serge "The Metabolism" Yaeger
kolintoney: I need poutine now.
comrade_cards: Funny story, Michelin tires and stars are the same people
Cunobelenos: That’s why you work out, to eat poutine
TimIAm: We serve it big. For better or worse.
azureHaights: Same thing with Guinness beer and records
BrowneePoints: speaking of Ben and Kathleen. How was the Minneappolis Grub?
SquareDotCube: If you want Canadian portions in the US, order from the value menu.
Gascitygaming: well, y'all did it, i'm installing this now lol
mtvcdm: That is the one thing about America: we will *feed you*.
Fanklok: I truly hate how large all of our food is
A_Catastrophic_Success subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 59 months!
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Favre_the_Undead: states portions in us is designed for leftovers / sharing
Scarbble: ben's looking up, officially not a gamer
AMuseOfFirebane: I just got here, I love AL-X's design, cute robot <3
bytecaster: @mtvcdm Only with consent though, right?
jessieimproved: My partner and I either split plates or bring takeout containers
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, the portions often lead to so much waste
Tempest2097: Brilliant
DigitalSeahorse: wooooo
Darleysam: sorry what was the three-pronged thing serge has?
DigitalSeahorse: good idea
Tempest2097: A Power Washing Firing Squad
DEATHlikescats: Paul being genius af
DAC169: I love that idea! aipOMG
FarleyF: sounds like the powerwashing revolution
betweenmyself: Emergent gameplay!
Boon_33: firing squad simulator
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL lrrJUDGECALL
Anaerin: A Filth-lo-ette?
korvys: The speedrunner tech is to use that tripple nozzle, btw - I think it's called the trident?
eric_christian_berg: You'll be the first up against the wall when the power washers come!
Gascitygaming: we powerwash until we can see the walla gain
niccus: give em a blindfold, and powerwash the lad into the skeleton war
azureHaights: "There is nothing clean about what you are about to do, but at least be sure to do it cleanly."
neisan2112: There's totally not a video of it online
Fanklok: We talking about jiggly ball?
mercano82: You certainly didn’t do that as a Kickstarter goal.
Mathonwy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 60 months, currently on a 60 month streak!
Mathonwy: 60 months! That's almost two years!
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eric_christian_berg: But how about... No?
silenceaux: Non-Serges adjust
SquareDotCube: Serge. You have 12K. you can slack off
KeytarCat: Serge is rich, get out of his way
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
an_asp: "And?" "And I!"
Cephallope: PrideLaugh
Tempest2097: Why thank you!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Thanks Ben
Boon_33: LUL
silenceaux: Aw, well thanks
Orxolon: aaaawwww,you
paronomasiac042: thanks, ben!
neisan2112: Thanks!!
FarleyF: thanks Ben Ben
BusTed: benginFingers
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks Ben
bytecaster: Thanks!
saucemaster5000: That's a lie and you know it
KevlarGiraffe: thanks ben!
Favre_the_Undead: thx
Gadora: Thanks! :)
betweenmyself: Chat… Step up your game.
teaspoonC: uwu
DEATHlikescats: Why thank you!
djalternative: well, thanks
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTH
ButButTheJesus: thanks Ben
Alas_Babylon: benginJam
JadedCynic: thank you Ben :)
DudelidouX: Now we know he's lying
Tempest2097: LUL
SaxPython: PogChamp
Dog_of_Myth: Awww, thanks Ben.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPoint
kolintoney: Ben you’re looking incredible
Orxolon: no,you
Melfina__: Thanks Ben Ben
mister_nibbles: Card Kingdom
Mischievous_Catgeist: james for holding the credit card
Astramentha: !clip
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Alas_Babylon: Shout out to Remy for being a good boy
thecampingviking: ;)
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyEmpty
SaxPython: Kathleen with the steel chair
Gascitygaming: Remy
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
steelfox13: Did we thank Paul?
Mazrae: Thanks Jo
neisan2112: You think we stopped playing??
Alas_Babylon: @steelfox13 We did, but we can do so again
TimIAm: Just off camera, Beej catatonic in front of Zelda
Orxolon: we wanna thank you for the stream,great job
betweenmyself: Playing Zelda on main riffYeti
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyPog good job weather for being nice today
HadesLeprechaun: Futurlab, for making the game!
KaleidoscopeMind: thank baxter and finnegan for being as minimally disruptive today?
Astramentha: Thank Jo
DrLigmaPhD: Our lord and savior
Darleysam: Patreon backers for making this all possible
DAC169: no better game than PowerWash Simulator! aipComfy
Anaerin: There are better games, but they don't have... *this* PVC onesie.
DEATHlikescats: patreon subscribers, YouTube subs!
SocraticMethod: "I like to thank the academy"
Gascitygaming: benginLurk benginLurk benginLurk
KevlarGiraffe: sergeThankJo
SnackPak_: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
SachielOne: Better than new Zelda? Oh, MOST games are better. YES, I SAID IT.
cmdrzellgaudis: Being the boss is a thankless job
Boon_33: ThxJo
RomanGoro: sergeThankJo
azureHaights: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
goombalax: I'd like to thank Serj Tanakian, SOAD is legendary
TotallyNotaBeholder: sergeIrene sergeThankJo
Cunobelenos: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
avi_miller: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
FenrisSchafer: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
kolintoney: Thanks Jo!
MrGibberish: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
CAKHost: Thanks Mods!
Uzumaki15: Have we thanked the Academy yet?
tsmtg: Is this a Tarpsgiving tradition?
steelfox13: @alas_babylon I thought so but I wasn't sure.. Thanks to you
SurfDownstage: sergeThankJo sergeThankJo
kolintoney: Thanks to YouTube
JosephDeath: Serge's chaos technique is driving me mildly up a wall lol
stevefromdetroit: Remi for being a good dog
MrGibberish: Matt!
ghyllnox: The mods!
Orxolon: Santa?
HadesLeprechaun: Futurlab, the devs!
FarleyF: Thanks Gremlin Jo
coachNelly: oooh!
Mischievous_Catgeist: thank wheeler for being wheeler
DEATHlikescats: Yay for the VT rig!
Alas_Babylon: Yeah, no joke Alex, your model is pretty slick
AMuseOfFirebane: Awesome rig!
silenceaux: The bit is evolving
ButButTheJesus: thanks Grem Jo
Stormgod519: love me some EDSC
coachNelly: gettin thanked :D
Fanklok: James for keeping the schedule up to date
FarleyF: voxlunGeiger voxlunGeiger
JadedCynic: didn't James kinda start the idea of powerwash sim...
Anaerin: Oh yeah, and Serge is there too.
JadedCynic: CHAIR
TimIAm: The premier CanLander players of the team, Nelly and Wheeler
azureHaights: Thank you so much for having him, he's great to be there
DigitalSeahorse: Ian for walking past the camera every so often
Stormgod519: pfft
SaxPython: Uh oh
FacelessManAboutTown: You should thank the kind supporters on Patreon
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to coachNelly! They have given 1243 Gift Subs in the channel!
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Astramentha: I want this entire 5 mins uploaded as a short video
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Natedogg2: Thanks for all of the Patrons, who make this stream possible.
TotallyNotaBeholder: sergeChair
Tempest2097: Way to go Chair
SmithKurosaki: sergeChair
SnackPak_: sergeChair sergeChair sergeChair
eric_christian_berg: That chair carries Serge.
Gadora: Chair's good support!
Simonark: Cameron? What about Cameron?
Dog_of_Myth: hahahahah
JadedCynic: only the BEST of support
Mischievous_Catgeist: sergeChairBanner
DeM0nFiRe: Hahahaha
Cephallope: PrideLaugh
cmdrzellgaudis: Thanks to all the chair patrons
DigitalSeahorse: hahhahahha
Tempest2097: LUL
Stormgod519: NICE!
silenceaux: Chair is an incredible supporter
Orxolon: thanks to the technology for letting us play
Astramentha: AND SCENE
Favre_the_Undead: lol
DEATHlikescats: Paul, with the best!
ShaneLeeAtk: I would be suspicious of a quiet Ian.
FarleyF: Paul MVP with that BURN
ihlendrax: Missed Remy.
mtvcdm: woooooow
Tempest2097: Masterful work Paul.
DigitalSeahorse: there's a big behind that weheel
Orphio333: The devs
azureHaights: I'm pretty sure "there" is Hyrule
Mischievous_Catgeist: thank Adam for being the best chat antagonist
BusTed: benginLurk
DigitalSeahorse: wheel*
Darleysam: don't know what Beej was doing, but he clearly lost which is why he didn't come home
CastleOtranto: benginWat
JadedCynic: Mr. Yager - you are AMAZING for going along with this bit for so long! <3
saucemaster5000: benginLurk
mtvcdm: Thanks to Tim Berners-Lee for making the Internet so we could watch this stream
Alas_Babylon: Serge is actually the bestest human boi
ButButTheJesus: Remy on overwatch
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: Serge doesn't take care of his Bottoms
SmithKurosaki: Serge 'Thankless Job' Yager
Pheonix888: Gamers only look down?
Tangsm: The one object with only two sides, and he's off by one.
JadedCynic: when the bit is too long for one clip...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Everyone associated with LRR and LRR production is amazing and creates a wonderful place
flouncy_magooo: @mtvcdm Wait, I thought it was Al Gore?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also thank you to all the mods
SocraticMethod: bottoms can clean themselves
DigitalSeahorse: where the sun don't shine
avi_miller: Serge is a gamer, he can look down but not up
SmithKurosaki: @Tangsm It is Serge sergeOffByOne
drthvd3r: Does that ferris wheel say "Trucemaster"?
DEATHlikescats: The rivets on the roof have edges that are not done
Alas_Babylon: Treat your bottoms well, they're important
mtvcdm: I would like to thank ants. Just in general. So dedicated in their work.
Juliamon: mtvcdm But not The Ants
Alas_Babylon: @mtvcdm based insects tbh
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Juliamon: or Antz
Anaerin: Don't forget to clean your crevices.
JadedCynic: and I'd like to thank the bees for putting up with our literally toxic crap, and still support our agriculture <3
Juliamon: or velvet ants, which are actually wasps
Alas_Babylon: And check them
BrowneePoints: Have you pondered Orb?
stevefromdetroit: did we thank the cat in the ball?
SmithKurosaki: C l e a n O R B
Anaerin: There's a gnome in every single level.
Laserbeaks_Fury: IT A LITTLE GNOME
Dog_of_Myth: lrrCIRCLE
FarleyF: your washing a circus and you find a cat in a ball - do you let them out
DigitalSeahorse: rust on the ball?
Tangsm: Orb time
brainbosh: time to rub that ball
Stormgod519: some dirt on the second stair post on the right side facing down the steps
DigitalSeahorse: orball
Stormgod519: never mind
Alas_Babylon: !card Korbol of Kher KEep
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
azureHaights: Technical term
SymphonicLolita: they have a space program I hear
mtvcdm: You jail cats in balls?
DigitalSeahorse: corball
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you launch the corball into space?
FarleyF: ooo - new DLC idea - Powerwash Simulator Multiverse. Clean up after the Phyrexians came through
azureHaights: I've got a fever, and the only prescription, is more Corbels
Anaerin: If you look in the top left as you point at something you can see what it's called and how dirty it is.
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
SmithKurosaki: Oh Serge
avi_miller: Serge, I love you
Orxolon: isn't it a forest fire?
Iperithon: That volcano is what keeps you in business
avi_miller: Never change
Anaerin: Don't worry, you'll get to it.
JadedCynic: a shining thing amid all this brightly colored objects and shiny metal things too
Bugberry: those moldy volcanoes
bytecaster: Maybe we should just powerwash the volcano?
JDMan94: No
Boon_33: moldcano
avi_miller: No
goombalax: 14 and 12
EldarLuin: Not a forest fire... just an active volcano
BrowneePoints: that's ff14
shendaras: Which FF?
BrowneePoints: Eorzea is 14
NonjaBiru: It's all FF7
ButButTheJesus: Midgar is 7
itmightbemikey: FF7 is the pack in this game
ThirdGames: Eorzea is FF14. Midgar is 7
itmightbemikey: FF7 Remake specifically
avi_miller: Eorzea is only FFXIV
SmithKurosaki: Serge not a gamer, confirmed
Gascitygaming: holy mouse sensitivity batman
Boon_33: fall damage test?
Anaerin: There is no fall damage.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyDed
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JadedCynic: @SmithKurosaki he couldn't find anything when looking up, so I'd say he's a confirmed gamer
DigitalSeahorse: thank you, LRR, for distracting me from neck pains
FacelessManAboutTown: Streams weak arms are heavy
bytecaster: It's part of the roof ribcage.
SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki :p
Thefluffiestguineapig: For her pleasure?
roastbeefsandwitch: This game is making me weirdly tense. Like having a mountain of dishes to hand-wash, then getting all of them done, and wondering what isn't complete.
DrLigmaPhD: Roof is ribbed for your pleasure
JadedCynic: axle...I'm thinking the game is counting the grease lubricant?
djalternative: it's the things with the rivets on the outside, serge
DigitalSeahorse: the ribs are the bones
eric_christian_berg: That's a bar in Fallout.
kolintoney: Roobing on the rib
DigitalSeahorse: uh
Iperithon: Nukes and Grannys?
SmithKurosaki: @FacelessManAboutTown Powerwash jet is ready
ShaneLeeAtk: Office deterrents
DAC169: an Office Tom Nook?
Anaerin: Mutually assured comedy
DeM0nFiRe: It's better to have it and not need it than need it and not haveit
SaxPython: A little Thorium for the friends
DrLigmaPhD: Tom Nuke
Tempest2097: Atomicus Nook
SnackPak_: Tom Nuke is a different thing
Anaerin: Nook-leer.
zed_alpha: a 30 megaton raccoon
avi_miller: Tom Nuke
Bugberry: timmy nuke sounds like a Fallout character
Boon_33: thomas nuke, of quebec
zed_alpha: oh god who gave tom nook uranium
SkylerRingtail: We haven't met that Patreon tier yet
zed_alpha: who was it
EldarLuin: No one likes paperwork
omdorastrix: A LOT of paperwork
shendaras: But that seat on the security council could be yours for the taking
djalternative: Why use a nuke when you could make napalm
SurfDownstage: Wouldn't be the least responsible nuclear power tbh
an_asp: So "Tom Nook" is thermonuclear, right?
drthvd3r: It's enough to make you MAD
azureHaights: Thomas Nook III, of the New Leaf Nooks
before_damage: Heather is on record with liking fire more then nukes
bytecaster: Also, could you resist monetizing the nuke?
silenceaux: A lot of paperwork and nobody to read it
ShaneLeeAtk: Heather planning her Megadeath event
mtvcdm: Who says paperwork is necessary if you just... take one
Orxolon: Al-X knows about nuclear
Driosenth: There should be a bunch of paperwork
Darleysam: there's probably only as much paperwork as you feel like
FarleyF: New craphot idea - Tom Nook is in the office and someone saying "No i said we should become a Nuke nation"
Alas_Babylon: 2% iirc
shendaras: I mean "obligated"
Boon_33: 2% of LRR GDP
EldarLuin: Send waterguns?
Anaerin: Is the Moon part of the North Atlantic?
They_Are_Alyx: LRR secedes from Canada and becomes Outer Heaven
couchboyj: Bunch countries ignore that and haven't been kicked out yet :p
before_damage: Aren’t some of the Paul clones nuclear powered cyborgs?
TheNerdWonder: all those nerf guns
NonjaBiru: Moonbase sans Frontières
fastlane250: I could see LRR becoming the world's first nongovernmental group of supervillains, honestly
omdorastrix: Since you're a moonbase you should have He3 fusion... From the rgolith above ypu
raulghoulia: Loading Ready Run: Rogue Nation
Tangsm: "And that's how LRR got this office tank."
DigitalSeahorse: Canada is already in NATO so you'd be double in NATO
KeytarCat: I thought fascia was skin...
niccus: imagine taking fall damage and the hospital fee is taken out of your cash reserve
Alas_Babylon: @couchboyj I want to say it's actually a suggestion and not a strict requirement
SurfDownstage: Well now we know the plot of the next commodore hustle
silenceaux: If you miss a spot, the uncanny Franny will KNOW
DigitalSeahorse: yes, Canada owns the moon despite the USA flag
BraveOthello: All there's no way Turkie is going to approve your NATO application
EldarLuin: Yeah but Canada isn't fulfilling their NATO contributions... so I think they're an opening for that
PhorrestGaze: The GDP of the moonbase will take a long time to pay off that nuke
iris_of_ether: An actual Jimmy Jams Prank Tank
shendaras: With time, maybe LRR Secretary General of the UN.
Loonatic93: LRR applies to join NATO... Gets approvial of almost every member state... Except, ironically, Canada.
SajuukSjet: trim above the uncanny door
before_damage: LRR isn’t in Canada. It’s orbiting underground
JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse "Double NATO...all the way....WHAT DOES IT MEAN?!?" LUL
bytecaster: Is the Patreon gonna get a nuke tier?
before_damage: Subcanada at best
omdorastrix: Canada: USA's hat... Rhe moon: canada's hat
Tempest2097: I mean there's no Fall damage Serge, so that's completely worksafe.
Athelgar: that can be said of most ladders llol
Alas_Babylon: Standing on the rooftops / everybody scream your heart out
EldarLuin: Watch the status bars at the top left of your screen... you'll find bits of white
Orxolon: roof fascists?
Alas_Babylon: A great song until the singer ruined it by being bad
TheDangerWaffle: lol
Laserbeaks_Fury: I thought you cleaned the roof, Serge
iris_of_ether: OMG
SaxPython: I wish Roof Top Karen was here to help. I feel like she would be all over. lunarj1Fangs
kolintoney: I’m antiroofa
DEATHlikescats: If we’re lucky
goombalax: very Fascionable
EldarLuin: UI is important
avi_miller: …Serge…
eric_christian_berg: I was wondering why he was ignoring it.
EldarLuin: DRG Indicator so useful in so many games
neisan2112: Might be behind the ladder
niccus: a powerwasher is just a solid laser pointer
Anaerin: You *have* a power washer, you can just spray it.
Orxolon: reading the UI explains the UI
EldarLuin: DRG is the perfect game
before_damage: Paul has a brother? Do they have clones?
mtvcdm: Just getting in there with a toothbrush
an_asp: They could bring the Fat Boy and fulfill their nook quota
Juliamon: before_damage Not only does Paul have a brother, they had a podcast together!
an_asp: DRG solves everything
DigitalSeahorse: JadedCynic, means you'd get to invite +2 at all NATO events instead of just +1 and you get an extra "I'm with NATO bumper sticker."
SmithKurosaki: Instead of RTFM it's RTFUI :p
Anaerin: You're standing on it, Serge.
neisan2112: Probably behind the ladder
HadesLeprechaun: the 5 bars going across the very top?
Anaerin: Yup. from the roof, underneath the ladder.
MrGibberish: @juliamon What was the podcast name again?
Juliamon: MrGibberish Fight the Future
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty
SaxPython: FBtouchdown PogChamp FBtouchdown
DEATHlikescats: Well done!
silenceaux: That was very intricate
mtvcdm: For all that, the team made $93.75.
DigitalSeahorse: wooooo
SmithKurosaki: Very King of the Hill
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
TheAinMAP: Nyoom
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTap
Boon_33: 93$ a piece?
JadedCynic: @DigitalSeahorse maybe even stack the Security Council? ;)
saucemaster5000: got paid in experience and slide rides
bytecaster: Aaah, the gig economy
Iperithon: totally sustainable
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Astramentha: lrrGREED
DEATHlikescats: This is a pizza and beer job
Orxolon: wait,who pays for the water?the customer or us?
mtvcdm: How much did we spend in water bills?
hatboozeparty: Its a passion job
Iperithon: that's a free ride on the ferris wheel!
brainbosh: And yet still more than minimum wage
CaptainSpam: Sure glad the water's free in this town.
DEATHlikescats: Bar rescue!
silenceaux: The bar!
They_Are_Alyx: Clean up Tifa's bar!
HadesLeprechaun: do Tab in 7th heaven, and prepare to be blinded
NotCainNorAbel: I've only cleaned out a bar
DigitalSeahorse: pressure wash them books
FarleyF: do yourself a favour - do not press tab when you enter the bar. you will blind yourself
JadedCynic: Sunday morning cleanup...
ButButTheJesus: Marlene'll fix ya up some drinks
SquareDotCube: please do not spray the bar owner.
fastlane250: The actual bar they used on the set of Cheers is up for auction right now if I remember correctly
DEATHlikescats: Looks like a fire happened
DigitalSeahorse: oh I seen this room before
itmightbemikey: The Special stages have set equipment
Anaerin: Yes, you have standardized equipment for this.
FarleyF: can we give serge a blindfold
TheAwkes: Everybody edge Serge...
niccus: ah, the classic capsule collider
DigitalSeahorse: awww
Boon_33: orb
mtvcdm: Secretly, we;re Fall Guys
DudelidouX: sus
korvys: the 4-player speedrun record for this is 16:24, btw
azureHaights: a Guy What Falls
SmithKurosaki: Serge been sus all along
dougma: minion bean on brand
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBean
FarleyF: voxlunBean
silenceaux: decades of smoking
SquareDotCube: A plate fell on it
Boon_33: smoking
korvys: #BlameShinra
saucemaster5000: Barrett had a... night
Orxolon: a Volcano did it
SocraticMethod: Don Corneo, didn't you remember Serge telling about it?
JadedCynic: Player avatar in Powerwash Simulator is just a Fall Guys bean: CONFIRMED
ButButTheJesus: a buncha good beans
mtvcdm: How did a volcano get in here
Simonark: Famously, firehoses are good for jukeboxes
DEATHlikescats: Like when someone cleans your desk
Laserbeaks_Fury: Clean enough a child could work here Kappa
FarleyF: check the bar for a surprise
DigitalSeahorse: they smoke in it one night and it goes back to looking like nobody cleaned it
Tempest2097: Very very good
NightValien28: this was right before the plate falls
KaleidoscopeMind: "we have brick walls?"
korvys: It's from the remake
paronomasiac042: specifically 7R, because the original is not this
Cavemanhar: they did drop a plate on the bar
itmightbemikey: This is extremely accurate, down to the signs
neisan2112: This is pretty much exact
Tempest2097: Yeah way more polygons
Boon_33: what;s wonging with my fingernails? *i cleaned them*
Loonatic93: After you clean it all off; Shinra is going to drop part of the city on it.
tehfewl: imagine, all the tobacco you are cleaning off the walls
Mischievous_Catgeist: found the valcano
Orxolon: see?
Orxolon: a volcano did it
DigitalSeahorse: it's the machine's fault
Rynehawk: thats my favorite cereal
momma_tatts: Man, I miss pinball arcades!
SquareDotCube: don't forget the secret button
DEATHlikescats: I thought the dirt was from the plate falling
Tempest2097: As I recall the secret entrance is one of the pinball machines
Laserbeaks_Fury: There's a Tonberry in he corner
DEATHlikescats: Tonberry in the bathroom
Cavemanhar: i wonder if you can get to the secret hideout
CaptainSpam: You do NOT power wash a pinball table! :P
Riandisa: xivTonberry
DEATHlikescats: Shia Le our
niccus: is midgar edmonton?
Anaerin: Yup, there's the "Elevator Mechanism" in there, you can't activate it, though.
blip2004: if you haven't killed anyone Chef's Knife can't hurt you
omdorastrix: You unlock a unblockable wide area cleaning attack but you have to wait 10 minutes for the FMV to finish
DEATHlikescats: Acab
ButButTheJesus: :D
TotallyNotaBeholder: Whoop whoop
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
Laserbeaks_Fury: No materia
Anaerin: Barett's gun is there too.
Tempest2097: I saw that Italian Senate meeting thank youi
ThirdGames: I don't know if that's an easter egg... it was the level preview wasn't it? lol
JadedCynic: it was even green with corrosion
saucemaster5000: I don't want to, they are wildly unattractive to me
DigitalSeahorse: a chokabow
ButButTheJesus: just hose down his weapon
SocraticMethod: Literally said "Cloud's" :D
electra310: "Cloud's Buster Sword Cleaned"
bytecaster: The UI says it's Cloud's
electra310: We got 1.25 for that!
blip2004: can you go down the elevator?
Fanklok: "Easter egg" literally just a thing to clean
mtvcdm: Imagine draining all this water out of this bar
Mrjugglingbear: I love this game XD
Orxolon: @mtvcdm xD
FarleyF: when you clean this in game the first time you get messages from Trish
jwholla: where does all the dirt go?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Does that...come off?
silenceaux: It's a removable prosthetic
DEATHlikescats: His prosthetic
korvys: He does swap them
SquareDotCube: why don't you give him a hand
fastlane250: the "filth sense" flash makes everything look covered in cheese for a sec and it's throwing me
neisan2112: He can trade them out
Orxolon: is interchangeable
itmightbemikey: The green is monster goo
SocraticMethod: He can change them
brainbosh: It switches out
saucemaster5000: Guy in the final fantasy bar, asking if anything around is final fantasy things....
niccus: it's upgradable, so he has to be able to swap
Juliamon: He can swap his hand-gun
ButButTheJesus: green mako exhaust
KaleidoscopeMind: it's an attachment
Boon_33: don't drink with gun arms, kids!
Robot_Bones: It's detachable
Cavemanhar: or a cannonball
brainbosh: Or giant metal Scissors
paronomasiac042: or a wrecking ball
SaxPython: Or atomic scissors
Anaerin: Gun-drink responsibily.
DEATHlikescats: Baxster!
blip2004: theoretically he could get a robot hand
SaxPython: @brainbosh FBtouchdown
ShaneLeeAtk: Or an orbital strike laser
Loonatic93: Is Barret's arm a .50 cal?
Laserbeaks_Fury: "Welcome" say the sign over the exit
DAC169: I mean Barrett does have a few weapons that are melee
azureHaights: Or it's a badly designed door
paronomasiac042: it's a hand gun
saucemaster5000: doors are how people get in my personal space
DigitalSeahorse: did I hear a Baxter?
Boon_33: @blip2004 but does it work as a gun?
DEATHlikescats: That welcome sign is straight outa Hobby Lobby
Anaerin: "Pull. If that doesn't work, Push. If that also doesn't work try the actual entrance to your right"
Laserbeaks_Fury: Give Marlene a washer
JadedCynic: Ben, you just used an oxymoron! :D
iris_of_ether: A teacher at our middle school (for the gifted) had that shirt but with our school's name on it
blip2004: @Boon_33 well yeah, but only like a deringer
Boon_33: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: window still has spots
ButButTheJesus: mrow?
drthvd3r: Wait, they power washed a TV. I really hope they never expect it to work again.
Orxolon: was this pre or post golden saucer?
SymphonicLolita: mrow
Thefluffiestguineapig: He is offering his opinions
an_asp: Cat detected
iris_of_ether: escher3MEOW escher3MEOW escher3MEOW
A_Dub888: !quote baxter
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Boon_33: we're an oxymoron
paronomasiac042: what are you doing step-ladder?
djalternative: Military Intelligence is an oxymoron
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Pls do not powerwash the kitty
Orxolon: @LoadingReadyRun hahahah
ButButTheJesus: kitty can powerwash themself
FacelessManAboutTown: @loadingreadyrun What if I have the tongue attachment?
saucemaster5000: 18 and up
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DEATHlikescats: Not like a donkey show
DigitalSeahorse: kitty
Orxolon: what about a Moguri show?
SymphonicLolita: kitty!
mtvcdm: 8 AM... to midnight.
Mischievous_Catgeist: kitty
Orxolon: Kupo!
silenceaux: constantly agog at the size of that lad
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Baxter
Tempest2097: Large baby.
KaleidoscopeMind: Baxter has needs
hatboozeparty: I hope not
Nigouki: god that is a large kitty
ShaneLeeAtk: Chocolina
roastbeefsandwitch: dang, that is one large fluffy cat
saucemaster5000: ScaredyCat
Loonatic93: Ever see Clerks 2?
korvys: Baxter!
enolan: kitty! 😻😻😻
dyvion: baxter is gigantic
Thefluffiestguineapig: The floof has been maximized
FarleyF: i mean Chocobo shows are really popular with certain people
DEATHlikescats: Hi Baxster!
Awaiko: Morning chat squad, morning early floofy cat
GoblinMyra: cat!
Pharmacistjudge: Bo, not Beau
itmightbemikey: Oh, Serge. Innocent, innocent Serge
FacelessManAboutTown: He rubbin the mic
mtvcdm: Who comes into a bar at 8 AM to see a Chocobo show.
TheAinMAP: katesYell katesLoaf
Sethalidos: big ket
omdorastrix: Almost as long as a summonimg of kotr
JadedCynic: different vice :D
DEATHlikescats: No Donkey’s or chocobo we’re harmed in this show
Fanklok: Show like convention, like a horse show
mtvcdm: Those Chocobo might be trained in burlesque!
DigitalSeahorse: don't squirt at the pussicat
korvys: Draw a line, Ben
dougma: so ben is saying chocobo's are this worlds donkeys
DEATHlikescats: @mtvcdm I’d watch that
Anaerin: There's SIX of you, you can't all take a QUADrant.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is having Baxter on your lap just a ticking time till your legs are just numb?
mercano82: Nobody puts Ben Ben in the corner
dumbo3k: @korvys draw a line in the grime!
DEATHlikescats: @dougma I mean…
Laserbeaks_Fury: stand in the middle and just spin and spray
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love my kitties, but the two sisters on my lap are only 21lbs
saucemaster5000: There are five quadrants, and serge is violating all of them
Rynehawk: were going full brady bunch
Tangsm: Has nobody started tic tac toe yet?
JadedCynic: 95min in and territorial behaviour rears its ugly head...
an_asp: You've powerwashed too hard, the paint's come off the bricks!
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
SaxPython: PogChamp lunarj1Heart PogChamp
ButButTheJesus: phrasing?
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo yes play tick tac toe
eric_christian_berg: Safeword?
Mischievous_Catgeist: heather the fight finisher
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
iris_of_ether: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
DAC169: imagine hating on Serge aipCry
FacelessManAboutTown: Cue comments in the vod: STOP BEING MEAN TO SERGE
DiscordianTokkan: lol
DEATHlikescats: And NOBODY likes Bobby Flay
SaxPython: NotLikeThis lunarj1Fangs NotLikeThis
ButButTheJesus: serge. pls.
Boon_33: I'm surprised Chair suppoorts him sometime.
Saintnex: Serge just starting fights
JadedCynic: BOOM; serge drops an ignorance bomb...
electra310: The outrage from the entire group :D
ghyllnox: He's literally stating it
fastlane250: I worked foodservice once. Never again
Loonatic93: Serge is the Tohru Honda of LRR.
SquareDotCube: Bee counter
Mischievous_Catgeist: math tutor
GoblinMyra: @Loonatic93 omg yes
avi_miller: Don’t forget the circus
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyNom vicksyBanana vicksySip food service mmm
TherapyforNarwhals: Serge is just Walter White
goombalax: Serge Yager : Tomb Raider
FacelessManAboutTown: woweeTOS
KaleidoscopeMind: can't be a ghostbuster. serge doesn't believe in ghosts
dumbo3k: The Lore of Serge grows
Anaerin: Professional Beej impersonator
DigitalSeahorse: bbbenPeach
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
ghyllnox: Go player...
Pal_Friendpatine: Cactus Thorn remover
FacelessManAboutTown: Serge yager: womb raider
ghyllnox: Lmao
Saintnex: Serge: its just naked stretching Kappa
RealGamerCow: Are you sure about that ghostbuster job Serge? Remember the scary game streams?
JadedCynic: I was a frycook for a couple years at one restaurant, then a decade at another kitchen...
SaxPython: Yes and
goombalax: @KaleidoscopeMind thats how he busted them, hes a hard believer
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mountain path climbing scout
Cptasparagus: Cleaners Without Corners
SymphonicLolita: LUL
pn55: HypeLUL
iris_of_ether: HEATHER
Astramentha: It’s not age, it’s authority
DelphineSynastria: "Good night, everybody!!"
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
FacelessManAboutTown: woweeBalls
bytecaster: This is a very fun stream!
JadedCynic: lrrWOW
MrGibberish: Some people pay extra for that
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
TherapyforNarwhals: WHat the fuck is this streem bro this is amazing
ButButTheJesus: This is a very fun stream!
KaleidoscopeMind: power washing our feelings
dyvion: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
stevefromdetroit: Power struggle wash simulator
bytecaster: "Teambuilding"
ShaneLeeAtk: And it is such a good stream formula
SquareDotCube: And just think, this is practice once Mk V is empty
JadedCynic: NOW I see why James isn't here...
TheDangerWaffle: lmao
iris_of_ether: "Guys...I don't think we survived the collision with that powerwash truck..."
SymphonicLolita: nooooo
Astramentha: Paul just quietly listening, taking notes
SnowBuddy18: Snak
TheDangerWaffle: the dash
JadedCynic: yeah, it's not lined up
Orxolon: monetize HR talk
mister_nibbles: thanks i hate it
pn55: Yep, poor proofreading
airylan: and the dashes aren't left aligned
DiscordianTokkan: Snak Enjoy
SnowBuddy18: Coffee Drink also isn't lined up
SmithKurosaki: Time to burn it down
mtvcdm: Get yourself some Snak Enjoy
Iperithon: Kerning people! KERNING
Anaerin: Also, Graham is apparentlt on the menu.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL 6:40pm: Unit coherence has started to break down
stevefromdetroit: lets just say it's canon from FFVII
Sethalidos: yikes
JadedCynic: bullet list: GrApHiC dEsIgN iS mY pAsSiOn
mercano82: “Today’s” isn’t baseline aligned with “Menu,” either.
A_Dub888: @SmithKurosaki Just drop a plate on it and start from scratch
DelphineSynastria: "78% clean" also describes this stream, mostly.
Natedogg2: Why are we getting dollars? Shouldn't be we getting gil for cleaning this bar?
Astramentha: @loadingreadyrun lrrFINE
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was the first five minutes and then all of you seemed to give up on the phrasing
Tempest2097: A Cleam
Cptasparagus: Paul is just Freud observing the arguing chickens
DigitalSeahorse: bbbenTranstank1 bbbenTranstank1 bbbenTranstank1 Franny's tanks arriving just in time, precisely when intended
TheDangerWaffle: @JadedCynic more like, "I should have had a copyeditor" LUL
SymphonicLolita: this is practice
Tempest2097: You Broke your ankle?!
Boon_33: blast the ole boonbase stream?
Zanzabar_: if serge was really worried about the mess he would be cleaning from the top down.
SaxPython: This is on-the-job training
Laserbeaks_Fury: Like all good jobs; ending with purging the last 1% Kappa
dyvion: welcome to old.
JadedCynic: oh MAN - that sucks
NotCainNorAbel: all of a sudden everyone is breaking ankles
Sethalidos: those text errors were absolutely intentional to fuck with the OCD crowd
Thefluffiestguineapig: That recovery is pretty good as someone that had to have a partial elbow replacement
Mischievous_Catgeist: zoomer
KaleidoscopeMind: knee zoom, or knyoom
dyvion: hey wait
JadedCynic: Serge - that was C-tier at least
mercano82: Kathleen will be the designated box taper & labeler
Thefluffiestguineapig: And I am sure PT will be totally doable with double cat plus child
mister_nibbles: i think the reaction proved it was excellent
Laserbeaks_Fury: I don't care who you are, that there was funny
brainbosh: The size of Basxter you could use him if he could be trained
TotallyNotaBeholder: Scoot on over, new joke is here
SocraticMethod: Good bit streamer Kappa
Dog_of_Myth: Good joke streamer
saucemaster5000: those are the rules adam set down, so fair
ButButTheJesus: good joke streamer
Brozard: Serge needs constant validation
dyvion: don't we all?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh Danny boy...
RealGamerCow: Where is wheelers soundboard when you need it
JadedCynic: don't worry - we'll respond when we see something funny...
Astramentha: @brozard I mean, don’t we all
JadedCynic: :|
Anaerin: Are you a muppet aboard an autonomous robot?
TheDangerWaffle: pfft
dougma: phrasing
Thefluffiestguineapig: Please hydrate after that
Anaerin: You use the Turbo nozzle.
mercano82: Today’s stream is a strong PG-13.
JadedCynic: ♫I think we're alone now...there doesn't seem to be anyone around♫
ShaneLeeAtk: Hostess
DigitalSeahorse: bbbenTranstank1
bytecaster: The dirt never saw it coming
Tempest2097: It can REMOVE rust
SocraticMethod: No, that's sandblasting
FarleyF: you can change the nozzles on the fly - just cant remember which command that is
couchboyj: When you have all the upgrades, it can be hard to remember what does what. First world cleaner problems.
SquareDotCube: rust is more a sandblasting job
thecampingviking: No
mister_nibbles: i question power washing things indoors
Tempest2097: By.... removing material
brainbosh: Power wash is a stripper
Boon_33: it will remove rust...
an_asp: Look how much they've damaged the walls!
goombalax: it wouldn't remain painted
Anaerin: You can get it off, and it'll leave a hole behind.
raulghoulia: @mercano82 they've definitely said fuck more than once
Laserbeaks_Fury: Was it before?
TotallyNotaBeholder: Was it structurally sound before?
bytecaster: Was it before?
Juliamon: It doesn't matter, the plate will fall on it anyway
Boon_33: Ben with the important questions
Tempest2097: I mean...... I hate to break it to you but there's a plate that falls on it
DigitalSeahorse: sand blast
mtvcdm: You paid us to clean
Tangsm: You probably shouldn't power wash your electric sconces.
ThirdGames: I wouldn't worry too much. Seventh Heaven won't be structurally stable for too much longer.
Anaerin: Probably turn the electrics off.
JadedCynic: or the gas stove...
SocraticMethod: Pressure washing the pinball machine
JadedCynic: the pinball machine...
Boon_33: the microwave needed pressure washing the most!
TruPhantomAngel: @TotallyNotaBeholder It wont be in the next couple of cutscenes...
KeytarCat: Presumably the owner had engineers to check before calling us
Sethalidos: true it is about to have a giant slab of metal slam into it
FarleyF: oooo - new DLC - Powerwash Simulator Ravnica
ShaneLeeAtk: Stem to Stern
LordZarano: FF7 electronics all run on magic anyway, right?
FarleyF: imagine powerwashing a golgari den, or a Simic lab
Fanklok: It's fine it all runs on Mako not electricity
TotallyNotaBeholder: @TruPhantomAngel oof
Anaerin: Fortunately, your dirty water doesn't make things dirtier.
Driosenth: The Sumptuous Pump
Laserbeaks_Fury: if you use too much water, you die. PRESSURE Washer
Zanzabar_: I want a mod that enforces top to bottom cleaning
Sethalidos: though I was disappointed that I couldn't use the pinball machine to go into the secret base
DigitalSeahorse: undersea pressure washer
Anaerin: The soap works a lot more efficiently if you fire it in single shots.
Tempest2097: I mean it IS Disc 1
bytecaster: @Sethalidos You lock up the secret base before the cleaning crew comes, that's just resistance 101.
DiabeticMaddness: Viscera Cleanup Detail.. has it if you walk over dirty floor on to clean you'll track foot prints.. and you can spill you mop water..
Tempest2097: Why can't we clean the secret base?
Tempest2097: That would be super fun
FarleyF: there are challenges regarding water usage
DEATHlikescats: A whole new game just for building and arranging aesthetic PC’s
Tempest2097: Dang she has nice handwiriting
Boon_33: FF7 was horror for everyone but the pressure washer's union members.
DEATHlikescats: Cable management included
Sethalidos: @Sethalidos I think we both know Avalanche CLEARLY missed that course
ButButTheJesus: @shurtal like a car show, but for birbs
mtvcdm: The traveling Chocobo show that comes around and sells you medicine that's 80% alcohol
omdorastrix: Easnt the basement hideout under the pinball machine?
mtvcdm: no. dirty.
TotallyNotaBeholder: Bar back washing?
Orxolon: and i will wash 100 bars and i will wash 100 more
betweenmyself: There is a fanmade Seven Winged Angel track for Trombone Champ… Pretty solly
betweenmyself: Sorry, One Winged Angel
Rynehawk: i love when the game turns into drill sergeant inspection
JadedCynic: "Point on the doll where you are still dirty"
Tempest2097: One Winged Angel Trombone champ is deeply hilarious just for the animations
Tangsm: Radio has always been for clean version only.
couchboyj: Neon Signs, excellent things to be power washed
CaptainSpam: You don't power wash a neon sign, either! This is incredibly unsafe! Kappa
ButButTheJesus: ayyyyy
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
Laserbeaks_Fury: FF7 Fanfare
TotallyNotaBeholder: sergeGG
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Boon_33: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
TherapyforNarwhals: That detailing was much easier
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Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
mtvcdm: That exposed brick was there when we got here
DigitalSeahorse: bbbenHype vicksyHappy
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ButButTheJesus: - Got 125 gil
Saintnex: oooh treasure
niccus: has to be the obstacle course
shurtal: oh hey, it's the British Museum
SaxPython: @shurtal PogChamp
TotallyNotaBeholder: Poor Glod, that dwarf is getting chased all over the universes
brainbosh: This disappoint so many gamer boys with no cleaning Lara
DEATHlikescats: DeM0nFiRe single handed lay supporting the orphans in chat
Anaerin: Interactable T-Rex.
blip2004: those textures make me want to clean...
A_Dub888: She doesn't spend a lot of time at home
bytecaster: That's what happens if you are never home, Lara!
FarleyF: @brainbosh thats paid DLC for the over 18+ Kappa
djalternative: that assumes Lara ever lives at home
Natedogg2: This is a Dino Crisis.
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StrifeTgZ: 20 months.... still entertaining!!
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ShaneLeeAtk: Her butler is too busy slowly followung Lara around.
jwholla: do dinos have butts?
NonjaBiru: Give her a break, she only has one butler
Anaerin: Let's be fair, She's off galivanting around the world, and her ONLY staff is an elderly butler she regularly locks in the freezer.
corefluxx: Spray that Dino Cloaca
dyvion: don't forget the taint
Tempest2097: No, Cloacas
Manae: Power wash a cloaca
DEATHlikescats: Cloaca
SmithKurosaki: Dinogooch v2
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL #Dinotaint
Laserbeaks_Fury: Didn't the Batcave have a T Rex too
SquareDotCube: @Laserbeaks_Fury And a massive penny!
Dog_of_Myth: Paul. LUL
corefluxx: Open the door, step on the floor...
avi_miller: #DinosaurCloaca
Anaerin: There are a BUNCH of interactable easter-eggs in here.
NotCainNorAbel: they skipped arm day
bytecaster: T-Rex doesn't want to be reminded of arm day
betweenmyself: “Do the box”… Phrasing?
SquareDotCube: T-Rex is just a min-max build
FarleyF: Quote Please
MajorFrostbyte: PHRASING
saucemaster5000: the dino appreciates your effort
SaxPython: NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis NotLikeThis
DEATHlikescats: Did you get very far
avi_miller: Some people are into that
saucemaster5000: Dine out with the dinussy
ghyllnox: So can you tell whether it has a butt now?
KeytarCat: My highschool put on that show!
DigitalSeahorse: beastiality
nevermore913: Dirty dinosaur
JadedCynic: and people talk about *Beej* letting analogies getting away from him...
Tempest2097: I can safely say we'll never know
Orphio333: Our good boy serge is oblivious
dyvion: did trex like scritches?
Boon_33: professional jowel blaster Serge Yager
Tempest2097: Again, no way of knowing
niccus: you know, jowls, like pelicans
Pal_Friendpatine: Fun fact: T-Rex probably had lips and not exposed teeth
TheDangerWaffle: ^
iris_of_ether: Jackson Pollock painting just reminds me of this, vaguely topical? https://nonadventures.com/2013/07/20/a-whiter-shade-of-fail/
mtvcdm: Where are this T-Rex's feathers.
TheDangerWaffle: @Pal_Friendpatine I placed an article about that recently.
bytecaster: This is how Jurassic Park starts
dyvion: *rimshot*
TheDangerWaffle: Dino lips!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Big lizards can be very friendly, but if geese are anything to judge by then dinos are not like that
SnowBuddy18: Two Zealand
avi_miller: Lips and feathers
Sethalidos: you can open the globe
corefluxx: Serge, they already have that modern day dino friend movie... it is called "We're Back"
BigDaddyBland87: Even a powerwash can't clean that up
nevermore913: But can you find Victoria
mtvcdm: It's a little gnome!
betweenmyself: Point to “Old Zealand” on the map… Take your time
JadedCynic: or do you mean "Acadia"?
fastlane250: juhnome
niccus: alright, *sigh* does it have istanbul or constantinople
JadedCynic: (no R)
ButButTheJesus: gnome
Dog_of_Myth: Gnome!
Laserbeaks_Fury: IT A LITTLE GNOME
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheDangerWaffle Wasn't there a recent SciShow or PBS Eons episode about how T Rex would have had luscious lips?
eric_christian_berg: metaphor?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
electra310: Grasp the gnome firmly
DeM0nFiRe: Only once
stevefromdetroit: are we still doing phrasing
mtvcdm: !addquote (Ben) [now] I can't jump when I'm grasping the gnome.
LRRbot: New quote #8536: "I can't jump when I'm grasping the gnome." —Ben [2023-05-15]
KeytarCat: Sometimes it's hard to handle the gnome
DEATHlikescats: @stevefromdetroit we definitely should
airylan: Batman also has a T-Rex
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now put the gnome on a unicycle to trip the traps
Laserbeaks_Fury: That Penny will take FOREVER
Loonatic93: I thought that was Half Life 2!
Tempest2097: Just cleaning the gigantic penny
PharaohBender27: (In before Alex has flashbacks to Spud!)
Boon_33: so much guano
Driosenth: "Chernobyl Reactor 4" Powerwash Level
iris_of_ether: I love how the first thing everyone thinks of (including me) is the giant penny
Anaerin: Yes, there is a Gnome in every level.
ButButTheJesus: you don't know where that gnome has been
DigitalSeahorse: it's a little dinome
firehawkzoa: Cleaning batman's giant penny
Cptasparagus: He's been up to gnome good
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TheDangerWaffle: bahaha. that was good
SnackPak_: lrrWOW lrrWOW lrrWOW
Orphio333: Filthy little gnome
DigitalSeahorse: lol
Tempest2097: LUL
DEATHlikescats: There’s known gnomes and unknown gnomes
niccus: it looks like the midgar levels don't have gnomes, but everything else does
patrick_stonecrusher: I cant jump when l grasp the gnome, l gotta walk to the dinosaur SingsNote
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Laserbeaks_Fury: I appreciate all the gnomenclature
corefluxx: Gnome Alone 2 lost in New York
paronomasiac042: you're not my real ladder!
DigitalSeahorse: gnome mans land
DEATHlikescats: Gnome alone two lost in New York
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly if you could marry some of the things from Viscera Cleanup Detail and this (like you have to choose if it is a powerwashing or mop job and you need to judge based on materials) that could be sweet
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
DEATHlikescats: @corefluxx *highfives* shared braincell!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Take me Gnome, country roads
TStodden: Is this a DLC level or just something I haven't unlocked yet?
nevermore913: Now maybe Serge and T-Rex can be friends
bytecaster: @TStodden Tomb Raider DLC
mtvcdm: Free knives!
nevermore913: You do have to clean the inside
corefluxx: @DEATHlikescats WOO! That means I have at least 1 braincell!
ghyllnox: The term is "not nailed down"
Anaerin: This is the Free Tomb Raider DLC. There's also free FF VII/Midgar DLC
StrifeTgZ: The knifes are the payment
mtvcdm: Away
Anaerin: And some pay-for DLC coming, apparently.
Tangsm: Shooting at her butler again.
saucemaster5000: Lara's busy cleaning your houses
DEATHlikescats: Climbing something
Boon_33: raiding tombs
Tempest2097: Mid quip shooting someone
Anaerin: If you play this in the Campaign, you get messages from Lara as you do this.
DigitalSeahorse: hompin
DigitalSeahorse: xD
DEATHlikescats: Lol
TotallyNotaBeholder: Writting a book, is that what we're calling it these days?
eric_christian_berg: "Writing a book" is the new "studying".
TheDangerWaffle: Something that goes on Ao3
mtvcdm: Lara's got money, she can deal with it
ShaneLeeAtk: Same
Bugberry: "and they were coauthors"
brainbosh: Sequel to power washer: "Power Dryer"
niccus: probably coming 2025, carpet washing simulator
JadedCynic: Ben - they use HOT water - steam cleaning
SquareDotCube: maybe that's what the shampoo is for
DEATHlikescats: Yuuuuup
SymphonicLolita: it's true
DigitalSeahorse: "The Pool Guy"
bytecaster: It's true
TStodden: Likely just shampoo & rinse & repeat... until dry...
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Goals
Juliamon: LUL
Rynehawk: WHY SERGE
TotallyNotaBeholder: croak
brainbosh: The Algorithm is just AI but on youtube
DEATHlikescats: TOADS
nevermore913: Wait what
Stratavarius: I want toadtube
saucemaster5000: Why don't I get that content???
CururuGuasu: OSFrog OSFrog
SkylerRingtail: But...you don't _have_ to click on recommendations
dyvion: I've been getting a lot of watch repair videos... surprisingly soothing
mtvcdm: I'm getting soapbox races from Ecuador.
DEATHlikescats: potato faeries!
patrick_stonecrusher: Potato fairy?
fastlane250: I am *very* particular on what recommendations i click on, otherwise it ends up like my Etsy emails.
itmightbemikey: I get weird electronic music videos that have 1 view from my youtube recs
LoadingReadyRun: Rain frogs are the best
DigitalSeahorse: xD
HorusFive: Round toads and flat dogs
ButButTheJesus: am serge okay
corefluxx: Bring me the Toads! I am feeling saucy tonight!
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo vicksyPoint
bytecaster: Serge is all about geometric animals!
SaxPython: PogChamp
SymphonicLolita: LUL
eric_christian_berg: I've been married for 23 years and we still have separate accounts because I don't want to be inundated with Supernatural stuff.
steelfox13: You can combine bank accounts but not YouTube history
DEATHlikescats: Shared braincell
SmithKurosaki: I mean, shared accounts mean algos can't get a perfect image of each person
Astramentha: Jo is definitely the one with the brain cell
DigitalSeahorse: a hive algorithm for a hive mind
NotCainNorAbel: for the longest time the only thing that I bought on Amazon was my SO's gifts; so Amazon thinks that I am them
Juliamon: Share money, not interests
mtvcdm: So... are there books, in this room?
Martin_FcG: That is very relatable. Im in a 12 year relationship with my partner and we use "we" alot.
DigitalSeahorse: interests on the money, Juliamon?
eric_christian_berg: To be fair, she doesn't want to be inundated with videos about mountain climbing disasters.
JadedCynic: I could speak about 24 happy years of marriage, but I don't know where to start...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm If there are they will be blasted out of memory
Juliamon: DigitalSeahorse The pun did not pass me by as I typed it
DigitalSeahorse: :P
Rynehawk: is there an Overlook hotel map?
Lord_Hosk: The drainage in this room must be amazing
bytecaster: Everybody knows that soap is the scattershot of cleaning utensils.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Share your life, share bank accounts, a child, sure. but sharing algorithmic recommendations? That's too intimate
MajorFrostbyte: spray and pray
Tempest2097: Looks to me like Teak
mtvcdm: They're waterlogged
Thefluffiestguineapig: So a species that is going extinct because of consumerism?
Tempest2097: When there's Guests
DigitalSeahorse: share your steam library but not your netflix profile, that's what profiles are for
itmightbemikey: In the story mode she says she's the only one allowed in this room
DEATHlikescats: This is where she gets grants
DigitalSeahorse: keeping separate
Juliamon: I will say, I have forgotten the names of a LOT of cool rock specimens I own
Fanklok: Rich mahogany from the trees of Melchior 7
Driosenth: She wanted to keep them, but also believes in "It Belongs in a museum!"
SaxPython: Go off king FallWinning
Warkipine: go off rex
goombalax: you can hear it get off?
DigitalSeahorse: thankfully I can't
bytecaster: It's starting his 30 minute rant on the stegosaurus next door.
Bugberry: the T-rex goes on a rant
saucemaster5000: Lara came from privilege
bytecaster: Wasn't she born into money?
brainbosh: old money
itmightbemikey: She was rich as hell before graverobbing
ShaneLeeAtk: She is old money
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Anaerin: Lara is already Nobility, so she's rolling in it. Tomb Raiding is just a hobby.
DEATHlikescats: She’s generational wealth
CaptainSpam: He just really starts saying what everyone else is thinking. Really goes off. It's very embarrassing.
mtvcdm: Lara's just dynastically rich.
Mr_Horrible: please, Serge: she comes from a *long* line of colonialists Kappa
silenceaux: Her entire job is stealing wealth that didn't get inherited effectively
Tempest2097: Money So Old she decided to rob older money
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, we can get into the horrors that entitled rich people have inflicted by feeling entitled to someone else's culture as a curiosity
Lord_Hosk: it could also be carved red sandstone
Bugberry: some ancient curse probably
JadedCynic: Brutish Colonial - so more purloined cultural treasures than the Royal Museum...
DiscordianTokkan: I THINK there's a "What grime is this" button
mtvcdm: This is what happens after one durian.
Bugberry: busted a melon without a tarp
SachielOne: You would know if it was a durian, You can smell those through the computer.
Tempest2097: She got bored and used Cantaloupe for target practice
Mr_Horrible: assimelonated
Gascitygaming: I was thionking the same thing Alex
TheDangerWaffle: we talkin' about the college or ...
ButButTheJesus: WAT
Mischievous_Catgeist: the room got melon-noma
SkylerRingtail: She's so sad, you could say she's...melon-cholic
Pal_Friendpatine: I really want to grow horned melons again
JadedCynic: "do you want ants? Leaving fruit rinds on the floor is EXACTLY how you get ants!"
DigitalSeahorse: wat vicksyInspect
ShaneLeeAtk: Nah, they can't elope...
Mr_Horrible: this reference has layers, much like the grime on the walls
Saintnex: skins
brainbosh: They take the drying fee off the payment
niccus: i think lara called in a prank and had you destroy the british museum by water damage
TStodden: Personal Cosmetic items?
Mr_Horrible: my powerwashers are unionizing
TherapyforNarwhals: This therapy session has turned Lrr into a union?
Dog_of_Myth: Time to Unionize the Power Washers
ShaneLeeAtk: I wouldn't mind working if I didn't have to do it.
Astramentha: I mean between the six of you that’s got to be the entire local power washing industry, right
DeM0nFiRe: "I gotta say: cleaning this big AH" -- Ben
eric_christian_berg: He's got Big Nozzle Energy.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL People who actually live in the areas where Lara is Tomb Raiding: "Can we have our artifacts back?" Lara: "No, but you can see it in my museum!"
JadedCynic: @Dog_of_Myth I think there's a secret capitalist stooge among the socialists...
Mr_Horrible: spacehard breakshipper
DigitalSeahorse: bbbenAbolish grime
JadedCynic: Alex you should <3
Saintnex: For someone wealthy enough to hire 6 power washers pros to clean your room, you'd imagine they would have enough to hire someone to dust
Laserbeaks_Fury: I think Hardspace is very up Alex's alley
ButButTheJesus: rip and tear!
emberBecky: only when the paper's real pretty
Kramburger: Grippy and Rippy
lirazel64: Shipbreaker is so mellow.
Manae: Did Serge ever finish Shipbreaker? I know he didn't want to stream it, but dunno if it was at least played through
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, reusing
dougma: Alex you should just enjoy the game for yourself... lots of late LATE stage capitalism commentary
Juliamon: We're still reusing wrapping paper and gift bags from a decade ago
saucemaster5000: I'm a wrapping paper re-user. Also use very little tape when wrapping so others can do it too PrideUwu
JadedCynic: @lirazel64 well, apart from the time limits, and the dystopian storyline...but open play is LOVELY <3
PharaohBender27: Rest well, lrrKATHLEEN ! lrrDARK
ButButTheJesus: its me, I tried this once and it was STRESSFUL. cause it takes me too long to hit each pixel.
jellybean57: while playing overcooked, one of my friends commented 'you know what's messed up? some people do this for minimum wage'
Mr_Horrible: I do like that they've got a variety of environments
JadedCynic: Maybe you're subconsciously working about drainage...
neisan2112: Yeah the inside ones with 6 people seems real claustrophobic
Kramburger: Now if we could mod this game to be about powerwashing a Onyx, Ben would be all in
DigitalSeahorse: bbben90s shmungus bbbenGromlin amungus
KeytarCat: Love a good chimney breast
Juliamon: also, my dad insists on recycling the wrapping paper, and you can't fit crumples of paper in the recycle bin, you gotta have it as intact as possible so you can fold it compactly
ButButTheJesus: @Juliamon ah, inventory management
stevefromdetroit: a coffee scoot
Natedogg2: A coffee walk
DigitalSeahorse: poor Kathleen
The_Myrdin: Why did Kathleen break her foot?
corefluxx: If you can gab, you can crab
stevefromdetroit: you cant spell cleaning without spelling leaning
kumatsu: ah, malicious compliance
DigitalSeahorse: lrrDARK
DarknessKingCoH: If you can scoot, you can shoot
JadedCynic: Serge, stop with that capitalist tripe or I'll shove that nozzle into a nostril...
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyD vicksySmug
Astramentha: Absolute queen
Omthebox: I had a similar tactic but instead of making things clean I would just annoy the fuck out of my manager and they'd tell me to leave.
Laserbeaks_Fury: If you have time to knit, you have time to spray grit
JadedCynic: I'm sorry, but "a chance to lean is a chance to alleviate the throbbing pain of my arthritic leg joints" *grumble*
Omthebox: And thats the first time I saw Adam stream
PharaohBender27: lrrDARK lrrDARK lrrDARK
ButButTheJesus: It was the same the one time I tried it
dougma: tell me more
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I see boot.
niccus: boot wot icy
Lord_Hosk: I never understood people wanting to go home early from hourly service jobs. Like you don't have to be there at all! you are only there to make money if you don't want money why did you come in?
Rynehawk: aboot what now?
Boon_33: that's a fine boot
saucemaster5000: I see Paris, I see Boot
Thefluffiestguineapig: For real ice boots for horses can be super helpful
DigitalSeahorse: I sea boot digita435Seahorse digita435Octo
corefluxx: Wait... wait... You have a bed pointed at you?... HOW?!
JadedCynic: oh wow - that would've been great when I sprained my ankle
kumatsu: Icy Boot is definitely a Mad Max villain name
DigitalSeahorse: bbbenPeach bbbenPeach
Gascitygaming: a couple years ago i bought a portable AC unit, worth every penny
Orestes290: What's the flavor text on the boot?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fun Fact: Icy Hot works by alternating heat and cold sensations to literally overwrite your touch sense and block out the pain.
ComradeMik: alex's vtuber is rad
Graham_LRR: Why is it called an oven…
Thefluffiestguineapig: Man, designing for flowthrough is a thing not everyone does
Graham_LRR: Dangit
PharaohBender27: :D
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHA
DeM0nFiRe: This stream is killing me LUL
ButButTheJesus: out the hot
HadesLeprechaun: why do they call it an oven when you of in the cold food and of out hot eat the food?
The_Myrdin: I have cooler elements in a jar behind the fan so it cools the air blowing on me
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Its_VeeBot: My brain cannot comprehend that meme because halfway through I have to stop and make sure I read it right
ComradeMik: mickey
Astramentha: Frollo
ComradeMik: and i'm aiming for the head
protojman: This just in: minecraft player enjoys repetitive tasks :{
Juliamon: Its_VeeBot That's why I bought a t-shirt of it, so I'd have a reference
niccus: by hand or by order of execution
NotCainNorAbel: only one?
SaxPython: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
DiscordianTokkan: My go to would be Mickey, yea
protojman: :P
Laserbeaks_Fury: Olaf is *not* the most egregious
steelfox13: Only one, because I've got a list
Anaerin: "As a Generative AI, I, Serge, cannot create new content, only respond to prompts..."
SnackPak_: can I pick Walt?
tycoonbosh: Gaston.
ThirdGames: You go for a GOOD guy instead of one of the many Villains, Serge?
JadedCynic: @HadesLeprechaun my dyslexia doesn't see anything odd in that...
Graham_LRR: Serge was FAST with it too
saucemaster5000: I'm killing the kid from monster's inc.
TruPhantomAngel: Wait..WHAT?
niccus: if i have to kill someone by hand, the answer is going to be very different
ghyllnox: Remember, Star Wars is Disney now
JadedCynic: Ben's disqualified
drthvd3r: Jar Jar Binks.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Square gets Sora, Disney get Roxas
JadedCynic: agreed, Jar Jar
DigitalSeahorse: Cruella DeVille
Its_VeeBot: #MickeyDidNothingWrongOnHisOwn
Ogrekidd: star wars and marvel are now Disney as well
Laserbeaks_Fury: Gaston
TheThirdTail: Gotta be Mickey. Take out the king and the rest will follow
niccus: can i aim at walt
steelfox13: John Smith from Pocahontas
TruPhantomAngel: Mother Gothel
mtvcdm: Someone from Song of the South
saucemaster5000: Ooh if we kill the little mermaid, the prince would drown. Double shot.
mister_nibbles: is it which Disney character do you want to kill? or which Disney character do you think you could kill?
DEATHlikescats: Trolls
DEATHlikescats: Frollo
Athelgar: is it an on screen death?
The_Myrdin: Get rid of Mickey honestly
Enki1256: Frollo from hunchback, yeah
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
drthvd3r: Got there!
kumatsu: Miss Piggy
TruPhantomAngel: Gothel is ACTUALLY evil along with Frollo.
Anaerin: No, You kill Jar-Jar Binks, he comes back as a Force Ghost. Do you *REALLY* want that?
Gascitygaming: you leave statdler and waldorf alone
Graham_LRR: The Muppets are beyond reproach
DEATHlikescats: Animal has SA issues
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was rad
jellybean57: one could argue that elmo's overhwelming popularity stifled development of other muppets
emberBecky: leave muppets alone o_o
JadedCynic: oh yeah - thanks for reminding me of that, Ben <3
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh you mean the *actor*
ComradeMik: ahmed best is great
Thefluffiestguineapig: They do not like conventions
Laserbeaks_Fury: Not the character
ComradeMik: jar jar honks
Astramentha: @enki1256 Right? Easy, confident death sentence
JadedCynic: @jellybean57 agreed
brainbosh: Lucas didn't have the Force Sight?
DigitalSeahorse: all because they decided they wanted an Elmo
Bugberry: All of the characters from Song of the South.
The_Myrdin: George Jar Jar Martin
MadWolf1290: ironic, Lucas could save others from destruction but not himself
Tempest2097: Squimsh
shurtal: is it a body pillow
JadedCynic: it's leather, Serge, not fabric
DiscordianTokkan: Anime Pillows with cushions
Anaerin: Daikatana?
ButButTheJesus: "cushions"
kumatsu: Serge is powerwashing the LRR bodypillow
goombalax: Daifuku?
TheAwkes: When all you have is a pressure washer, every problem looks like a grimy sidewalk.
Enki1256: @Astramentha One of the down right truly evil Disney Villains
SkylerRingtail: Dakimakura us what you're trying to get Beej to add to the LRR store
Laserbeaks_Fury: Documentaries
jellybean57: why even go to japan tho
JadedCynic: THOSE.....omg Serge
shurtal: wasn't serge advocating for Beej Body Pillows?
Chesul: last time body pillows came up, didn't Serge suggest LRR ones?
Boon_33: darn Serge not knowing this particular meme!
DigitalSeahorse: I'd trade Elmo for having all the old Sesame Street characters back including Barkley
mister_nibbles: whoms?
Cavemanhar: can I just remove marvel
Mr_Horrible: at least we'll always have Unkar Plutt
ButButTheJesus: dexter jetster
DEATHlikescats: Not@live slug reaction!
Dog_of_Myth: hahahaha
Laserbeaks_Fury: Specifically the Luke Skywalker from Mandolorian
kumatsu: can we call the Jizz band an entire character
DigitalSeahorse: ohmy
PharaohBender27: :D
JadedCynic: APPLAUSE
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saucemaster5000: Can we use all these deaths to make Dexter Jettser immortal?
Its_VeeBot: Believe it or not, Michael Mortimer Mouse is not the one who files lawsuits that extends copyright, but rather a bunch of real human lawyers that actually exist.
CastleOtranto: Dammit Ben, I snorted water out of my nose
DigitalSeahorse: xD
eric_christian_berg: I'm with Kathleen, I've had to go to another tab.
goombalax: Alex snaps Glup shitto, 99% of the galaxy disappears
shurtal: huff some LPs
MajorFrostbyte: Serge doesn't go to THOSE stores. Ooh la la!
airylan: @kumatsu Figrin D'an and the Modal Nodes?
DEATHlikescats: Very Silvia Plath of you
DiscordianTokkan: Hold me Closer, Icy BooOOooottt
Dezufnocosem: is "icy boot" code for drugs?
mtvcdm: !addquote (Cori) [now] Stick your head in the gramophone, Kathleen, it'll all be okay.
LRRbot: New quote #8537: "Stick your head in the gramophone, Kathleen, it'll all be okay." —Cori [2023-05-15]
niccus: ice inserts for the office bed
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Anaerin: Now, I've heard of Icy Squares... What's an Icy Boot?
kumatsu: gotta get build-ins
Laserbeaks_Fury: Hey now, what's all this Ice aboot?
ButButTheJesus: @mtvcdm :D
Kramburger: Now you'll NEVER get rid of Nelly
comrade_cards: The last few percent make me stressed out. The early part is fine, but once everything looks fine and you have to use eagle vision to find dirt sucks
shurtal: they still need to be deleted and re-added to the wiki
Astramentha: Work first, then cubby
Juliamon: If you don't have a wiki page, you don't get a cubby
SnackPak_: first a cubby, then Wheelers gonna want to be on the wiki
DigitalSeahorse: here's your cubby, I'll show you where to stick it
Dog_of_Myth: Harsh but fair @Juliamon
SaxPython: @iris_of_ether FBtouchdown
MadWolf1290: track
Mr_Horrible: LUL
SymphonicLolita: LUL
mtvcdm: Wooooow
hatboozeparty: YEAH
MadWolf1290: tracks*
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Mr_Horrible: power move, I respect it
neisan2112: wheelerOok wheelerOok
ButButTheJesus: @comrade_cards see its all stressful to me cause I know when I start I'm already missing pixels
Mr_Horrible: "Are you here for the bit"
DigitalSeahorse: that one time Ben brings a knife to the stream
mtvcdm: Serge really hitting the word 'satisfying' tonight
mister_nibbles: i greatly appreciate that he asks thats some a+ practical joking there
Its_VeeBot: What did you just call me
Fanklok: Serge says satisfying a lot
TStodden: Time to look at... THE LIST
Laserbeaks_Fury: What is this: "Brooks was here" ?
Anaerin: The Metal soap works *so* well on Rust.
Bugberry: "beware the old dirt, and let the hunt begin"
Natedogg2: As long as it's not their own skull, it's fine.
kumatsu: I'm unsatisfied, I need him to say it more
niccus: you can't say you're satisfied if you're not playing Satisfactory
comrade_cards: TikTok has ruined the word "satisfying" for me. So overised
DigitalSeahorse: so many places for ladders
lirazel64: The richest of men is a poor man at times/compared with the person with a satisfied mind.
Fanklok: It was an observation not a criticism
SquareDotCube: They might have to buy the ladder
UrielAngelSpy: Am I the only one who wants to see the chaos of Ferris Wheel cleaning?
TStodden: The Ladder! It's cursed!!!
Mr_Horrible: the exorcism is complete FBtouchdown
Kramburger: There's a dirty boi up there
DeM0nFiRe: zeldaParty
MadWolf1290: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
HadesLeprechaun: now you can the most outside, and go to space!
iris_of_ether: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Its_VeeBot: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy vicksyHappy vicksyHappy
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
niccus: you can close by annihilating a bike
DigitalSeahorse: what's that silly song name?
HadesLeprechaun: go to Maaaars
DigitalSeahorse: dangit
TStodden: Space i sunder special
Anaerin: Bonus Jobs.
SnowBuddy18: bonus
Mr_Horrible: just keep powerwashing the surface of mars until it's ground down to the core
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mister_nibbles: THE HELICOPTER! :D
TotallyNotaBeholder: So... we should all sing happy birthday to the rover?
DigitalSeahorse: uhoh
blip2004: it was only 88% complete
PharaohBender27: And lrrHEATHER pulled this off in that stream: lrrDARK
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyTrash
PharaohBender27: Whoops wrong CTRL V
KeytarCat: The scary part is that IS just a lil guy
Tempest2097: Specifically Perseverance, Spirit and Opportunity are smoller.
MadWolf1290: it's go the HELICOPTER
JadedCynic: the EARLIER rovers were smaller - this most recent one is HUGE
mister_nibbles: where did Ingenuity go? I saw it for like 2 seconds.
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyRaid
TheAinMAP: Hmm.
TStodden: let's uneff this rover
TotallyNotaBeholder: Mmmmm Martian potatoes
HadesLeprechaun: "Mystery Hatch?
Mr_Horrible: the LGnoMe
mtvcdm: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: many secrets
electra310: ET Phone Gnome
JadedCynic: to be fair, can we guarantee that the other entity was *Martian*?
Tempest2097: Insight
Anaerin: It's the Insight rover.
airylan: !badadvice
LRRbot: Run in front of him, and impale him.
DigitalSeahorse: it's a little alienome
mister_nibbles: thats Ingenuity!! it's a little guy :D
LordZarano: Ingenuity!
Mr_Horrible: just over that rise you'll find a facility with some Whispering Eggs, go harvest them Kappa
SocraticMethod: It's the first extra-terrestial heli, Ingenuity
electra310: Hey little Mars helicopter!
JadedCynic: That's Ingenuity - a drone friend of Insight!
Favre_the_Undead: ingenuity!
Shadwhawk: Insight is a totally different mission
ButButTheJesus: bork!
Gascitygaming: value your labour time
mtvcdm: Serge is terraforming
electra310: Ingenuity is not dirty
DigitalSeahorse: borkbork
Anaerin: Also notice the parking clamp on the rover.
Dog_of_Myth: Yep
couchboyj: Rocket Jumping, but with water
SocraticMethod: No, it's working
JadedCynic: wait has Insight gotten CLAMPED???
DEATHlikescats: Yup
Tempest2097: Nah it's moving around
Mr_Horrible: dazeSadcat
DEATHlikescats: Asleep forever
Anaerin: Yup, Insight has gotten CLAMPED.
UrielAngelSpy: I love the boot on the rover
KeytarCat: They sing happy birthday to themselves
stevefromdetroit: but it got to live on a planet without elon musk
mister_nibbles: actually parts of this one might eventually come home, the sample containers are designed to be picked up later
ButButTheJesus: k I gotta sleep, take care folks, spray responsibly <3
DigitalSeahorse: if they came home it would be very surprising
Driosenth: This one is still going
MadWolf1290: dust covered the panels, corret
JohnPraw: I seriously love this game. So nice to just chill with a podcast and powerwash some trim.
Shadwhawk: Both plutonium-powered rovers are still going
Tempest2097: Perseverance is still in operation
brainbosh: Hasn't one of the newer rovers caught up with one of the older ones?
JadedCynic: dust accumulating on solar panels - Persistence got hit by a sandstorm
drthvd3r: Man, how bad of a parking job did it have to get a boot put on it on Mars?
PharaohBender27: :D
WiJohn: So do they have to clean all of Mars?
Favre_the_Undead: expected was 90 days, right?
Anaerin: That was Opportunity. Perseverence is still going.
DigitalSeahorse: is there a subocean on mars?
artdecosunburn: The back up rovers are on display in the Air and Space Museum in Washington. Identical sister models.
MadWolf1290: permission to post relevant xkcd?
JadedCynic: @Favre_the_Undead yep...and instead years <3
Manae: This rover is still going
JadedCynic: @MadWolf1290 aw man, let me get the tissues first!
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHappy
shurtal: "we're washers all on Mars! We scrub-a-dub this car! well there's no more dirt, serge cleaned a shirt, Matt Damon blew up TARS"
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Octo
Anaerin: You don't, the aliens said no.
Anaerin: There's no kind of atmosphere./
mtvcdm: We're the Moonbase, not the Marsbase
Natedogg2: It's ok. There's just a button down there, and you need to put a code in every 108 minutes.
DigitalSeahorse: thanks for the squirt stream
JadedCynic: Satisfy the nihilists! :D
Its_VeeBot: Wharrgarbl
shurtal: like a dog attacking the garden hose"
DarknessKingCoH: But hey, $20 bucks is $20 bucks
NotCainNorAbel: gaarrrrbabl
Driosenth: Everyone found the marble in the oatmeal
Anaerin: You've got an RTG, you can electrolize the water into Oxygen and Hydrogen...
Mr_Horrible: a little handheld Metal Gear Ray
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeart vicksyHeart vicksyHeart
PharaohBender27: Suuuuuure
DigitalSeahorse: pfft
Dog_of_Myth: "Clean"
JadedCynic: thank you for the fun!
DarknessKingCoH: Ah, literal scrubs
DigitalSeahorse: good clean fun
WiJohn: Just spraying clean fluid all over the place
Mr_Horrible: we almost made it LUL
ButButTheJesus: LUL
Boon_33: oofa
TheDailyMapleSyrup: so close
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
Tempest2097: LUL
aClonedPickle: Serge known for being clean and squeaky, or at least one of those
JadedCynic: Serge Yager, latest Pharaoh of De Nile
DigitalSeahorse: boop beep
FacelessManAboutTown: woweeHug purpsLove gc7Love themffLove
FacelessManAboutTown: woweeBoi
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Fanklok: "Cleanest stream" went from 0 to squirting in 5 minutes
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DigitalSeahorse: vicksyHeart lrrSHINE lrrDARK vicksyPet digita435LOVE voxlunBean bbbenBread
Juliamon: No MoC?
dougma: no Mine'o'Clock?
A_Dub888: Garden in deez nuts
TheAinMAP: !next
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Graham_LRR: Why do they call it a garden if you gard in the long grass gard out cut eat the grass?
TheAinMAP: HyperParkour
kumatsu: Are we playing with Mouse-shley tho
SkylerRingtail: Blehhhh, so many remakes
ElektroTal: @Graham_LRR are...are you ok
zarbit: goddammit Graham
kumatsu: They have cheese Leon
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyGasm
SymphonicLolita: oh god I've heard that sound reel
Graham_LRR: @elektrotal who knows anymore?
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
circusofkirkus: A+
WiJohn: Of course we'll never hear it because of Ben's skills
niccus: a real garden path sentence
ElektroTal: opportunity missed to say 'marvelous'
PharaohBender27: lrrFINE
TheAinMAP: lrrFINE
kumatsu: it's fun 'kers
neisan2112: OH heeeelll yeah!
dougma: amazing chaotic game
neisan2112: I just rewatche dthe last one
LavenderCreations: I bought Monikers for my board game group cause of the streams!
PharaohBender27: lrrCIRCLE
Fanklok: Is monikers the one where Jacob fucked the table?
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyFine lrrFINE
PipeSmokingOwl: amazonOrb amazonOrb amazonOrb
PharaohBender27: @Fanklok Yep
mtvcdm: !homestreams
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Chesul: Fanklok I mean, that did happen, but I can't guarantee that it's the only time it's happened.
DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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FarleyF: and go read space shipping if you get a chance - Alex's comic is awesome
alexsteacy: HeyGuys HeyGuys
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PharaohBender27: So blue eyes are neutral for AL-X, red are angry - what are magenta?
KeytarCat: Are those heart eyes? <3
DigitalSeahorse: vicksyInspect
FarleyF: Loving Times
DigitalSeahorse: triangles and hearts
Dog_of_Myth: LUL lrrSHINE
TheDangerWaffle: @FarleyF Can attest
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DigitalSeahorse: yup
SymphonicLolita: dabits
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
DigitalSeahorse: thanks, SERGE! vicksyBanana
Stormgod519: da bits da bits
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
goombalax: Serge still getting snubbed on thanks
PharaohBender27: lrrSHINE
KWardJenx: Thank you for the great Stream.
pn55: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Phailhammer: cya :)
kolintoney: Byeeeeee
Stormgod519: gnight
mtvcdm: Night all!
DigitalSeahorse: hehe
patrick_stonecrusher: FutureMan FutureMan FutureMan
whitebadgerwolf88: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrAWESOME lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Saintnex: Bye!
PharaohBender27: lrrPAUL !
DigitalSeahorse: lrrPAUL vicksyTail vicksyHeart
Stormgod519: good idea paul
TheAinMAP: Good night, Paul.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL o/ lrrHEART lrrPAUL
Tempest2097: Good plan Paul.
mtvcdm: Night Paul
pn55: lrrSHINE lrrPAUL
FacelessManAboutTown: Night paul themffLove
Saintnex: Night Paul!
DeM0nFiRe: "For some reason my landlord (and my downstairs neighbor) were really upset that I got my apartment so clean"
DigitalSeahorse: FacelessManAboutTown those are cute cats