Bonus Stream | Age of Blunders 4

 Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Ben is rocking a solo Bonus Stream this evening, he'll be checking out Age of Wonders 4! Game: Age of Wonders 4) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Another solo stream? Is Adam feeling ok?
  Juliamon: He got a mild concussion and will be out a few days
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LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Adam is definitely not trapped in a jar somewhere, dont worry about it, so Ben is here checking out Age of Wonders 4 for the first time! | http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/tweet_video_thumb/FwScxclagAADtnf.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1658622949904240641
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 Metric_Furlong: Age of Wonders 4: just when you thought we couldn't get more 'legally distinct Master of Magic', we did
 Nigouki: wait, bon hoos strem?
  Juliamon: For those just joining us, Adam is mildly concussed. Please wish him well!
PotatoWraiths: hey everyone
 hieroglyphica: Yay Bonus Ben! I'm a positive thinker, and this is Bonus Ben and Required Rest for Adam times
 Nigouki: D:
PotatoWraiths: let's wonder some ages
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 FarleyF: Adam cosplaying as Wheeler
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 MegaDosX: Adam hurt his brain 
 Loonatic93: Smatractive?
 azninsect: smol concuss
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 Xed_Regulus: Smart and handsome? Well, I sleep a lot
 Mischievous_Catgeist: Adams stuck in a well?'
  Juliamon: He had a lil head bonky
LessIsMorii: Brain bruise
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Orxolon: what happened¿?
 Metric_Furlong: his brain really was too big
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 MegaDosX: @Orxolon Accident at the gym I believe
 Fanklok: Why is Adam stealing Wheeler's bit?
 WiJohn: widdle bitty bwain twauma
 azninsect: first Kathleen and now Adam, wishing fast recoveries for both good people!
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 matthaus_c: Serge getting stung by wasps
 SnackPak_: 
 Nigouki: did Beej ever make it home?
 elkae: Good to hear the small concuss is at least properly being attended to
 azninsect: is this final destination but just injuries?
 jamesk902: The spoops escaped Lets Nope and now haunt the whole island.
 Veshnikard: And Wheeler's trip to the ER
 Earthenone: beej will be next
silenceaux: Next person injures a hand
lazermeow: It's gonna be Wheeler.
Orxolon: @MegaDosX oh no
 Kramburger: Adam joins Wheeler in the concussion padded safety room
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 Dog_of_Myth: This game rules
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: In an AGE?
Orxolon: what could be the cause of the curse?=new moonbase=!?
 Fanklok: Back in the 40s
 CaptinOfBeez: the OG age of wonders are baller
  Juliamon: Maybe it's the NEW moonbase that's haunted
 Metric_Furlong: age of wonders 3 was 9 years ago, iirc
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 Mischievous_Catgeist: you can make every chose
 lamina5432: he went opps all puns
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 azninsect: 
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Despoiler98: how did Adam get a concussion?>
DEATHlikescats:         
  Juliamon: Gym accident
 SymphonicLolita: concussions for all! (hopefully not)
PotatoWraiths: "what's with all the headers?"
Despoiler98: ouchie
 Xed_Regulus: Your brains are so big they just attract hard objects!
 luke1x: Let me guess James hit him with a frying pan for another intro to LRRMTG
ButButTheJesus: LESGOOOOOOOO
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PotatoWraiths: heyo
DEATHlikescats: Both Ben’s and Adam too? Plus Kathleen’s ankle. It’s a bad time for health!
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 Orxolon: no,no,read us
 pn55: 
 e_bloc: 690 of course he got concussed    
 azninsect: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 saucemaster5000: nah, let's all go to bed early
 Orxolon: xD
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, end the stream early. I've got Age of Wonders 4 to play. 
 neisan2112: Ho boy
OmegaPlatinum:  
 DiscordianTokkan: I'm not saying this was the cause, but there IS a workout with freeweights called Skullcrushers. Which is the way I got MY bell rung.
 cptcobalt: hahah
DEATHlikescats: Ty like a peek back in time
 saucemaster5000: he stuttered, time to start over
 azninsect: look at this professional go
 matthaus_c: extra extra extra
 Nigouki: gonna need to refill the mug before ever getting into the game at this rate
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 gualdhar: holy shit, glad Adam is recovering
 SnackPak_: 
 Orxolon: sorry,thanks you didn't have to XD
 GhostValv:   
 TheAinMAP: 
 TheAwkes: I have been concussed once. That's plenty, thank you very much. Socket jumped off a bolt while I was working on the brakes of my car and punched myself right in the eye with the ratchet in my hand.
 FarleyF: *hands over an oscar*
 IbunWest:  Good job Ben
 Melfina__:  
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: That’s my name too.  Whenever we go out, the people always shout
 azninsect: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go
DEATHlikescats: Well done!
 matthaus_c: no, just chatting
 MegaDosX: Make sure you clean your plate
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frozenphoenix7: Did you walk the dog?
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DEATHlikescats: Have you taken out the trash like I asked?
 steelfox13: Well you did your reading homework so yes, videogames time
 luke1x: Quick someone dono more subs. Don't let Ben play vidyamagames
 OnyxOblivion: well i was watching Ben's cassette beasts VOD but Ben is in TWO tabs now
 neisan2112: Yeah this isn't a Ben home stream, with an hour long wind up.
 raulghoulia: Maven
 MegaDosX: Keep your pantheon
 saucemaster5000: uh-oh, daties
 Earthenone: new pantheon, who dis?
 Nigouki: dethrone and smooch god
 IbunWest: Date of Wonders 4
 eric_christian_berg: The Greek Pantheon was a very, very dysfunctional dating sim.
 MAPBoardgames: Good gawds! Yall!
 matthaus_c: a pantheon is just a fancy name for a polycule
DEATHlikescats: Only if you’re bold enough
 CaptinOfBeez: that lady looks like a weird humanoid midna
 MrGibberish: Ben, in top right, you can name your pantheon!
averythetiger: New game!  Make a faction!
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Every game is a dating sim if you try hard enough
 shendaras: There's a beginner scenario, if you want that.
 FarleyF: dibs on calling them "The Bengineers"
 matthaus_c: BigDave... theon
 CururuGuasu: Big Pan
 CaptinOfBeez: Ben's Pantheon
 Nigouki: Pants Theon
 MAPBoardgames: PantsTheOff?
 korvys: The Pantstheon
 Orxolon: the geneerings
 Earthenone: BigKevin
 saucemaster5000: Panthussy
 Masslost: dickbutt?
lazermeow: Jebus Crew
 WiJohn: Twitch Chat?
 MegaDosX: Twitch Chat
 DeM0nFiRe: Bentheon
 steelfox13: Da Chunguseses
BurgerGamer: the dougies
Boon_33: mah pantheon
 TheNerdWonder: Bob's Gods
theonlybarber: Always the hardest part honestly
 MegaDosX: @WiJohn 
 prince_infidel: Ben Heads?
 CaptinOfBeez: Pantheussy
 DiscordianTokkan: PatreonDotComSlashLoadingReadyRun
Woogachaka: I've been obsessed with this game. have 65 hours in it since release on the 2nd
 Mischievous_Catgeist: nopepeon
Mal2mad: LoadingReadyKevin?
 Mr_Horrible: Pantheon name: "I used to be a top laner"
 Kramburger: Seabussy
 pn55: Buttsville
 Earthenone: panthussy?
 GhostValv: BOOTYBOOTYBOOTYBOOTY
 IbunWest: PanthGrab
DEATHlikescats: Ben-Theon
 gualdhar: Biggus Dickus
7gorobei: Plaid Gods
frozenphoenix7: The Reminalds
averythetiger: "It evolved into Pantheon!"
3and4fifths: Something for Adam?.
silenceaux: JungleOrFeed
 Dog_of_Myth: 
WowoT: name it after adam
BrindleBoar: Dragon Deeze Nutz
  terribleplan: The Pan Pan
nervousdavid: Rick James!
 TheAwkes: Pick a classy theme, like cheeseburgers.
 matthaus_c: Bigolas Dickolas
lazermeow: Biggus Dickus.
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/HyperGoodSaladHeyGuys-4Dwn0DPWLdlMmwoG
Woogachaka: Remy's Friends
 eric_christian_berg: Teeth Teeth Teeth
 FarleyF: Monkey Brigade
 TehAmelie: Two Robocops
 luke1x: Seabats?
 Mr_Horrible: the Savidogma
 neisan2112: PicoloGoku
 MegaDosX: Savideities
DEATHlikescats: OtakuJeffTheon
 pn55: Mild Concussy
 e_bloc: in memorium of Adam
 SeaDiegoFC: Otaku Jeff
silenceaux: Savidantheon?
 prince_infidel: Adam Deez
 KWardJenx: Savi-Fans
 Kramburger: Godbl
3and4fifths: the Concussy
 Rhynerd: The Savidan Council
 SymphonicLolita: Adam Panthedan
 MegaDosX: @Mr_Horrible OK yours is much better
 neisan2112: Otaku Jeff
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Savadan
 CaptainSpam: Otaku Jeffrey
 SnackPak_: 
BrindleBoar: The Otaku Jeffs
 AdamYMHMI: The Council of Adam
 Mr_Horrible: 
 MAPBoardgames: Honey Concussy?
  Juliamon: banned, all of you
Mal2mad: Piccolo Gokus
Woogachaka: The Boshies
 KWardJenx: The Savi-Damned
 pn55: 
BrindleBoar: or would it be The Otakus Jeff
 MegaDosX: Nice.
 CaptinOfBeez: YEASSSSS
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 FarleyF: 
 neisan2112: Lmao
 NotCainNorAbel: hey, i resemble that remark
 prince_infidel: Perfect
DEATHlikescats: Well chosen
ButButTheJesus: nice
 saucemaster5000: Seabratz Dolls lets go
frozenphoenix7: Perfect, no notes
BrindleBoar:  
 matthaus_c: so it's a pantheon of Poseidons
 Charlie_Victor7: SeaBrats very good
 Mischievous_Catgeist: that should be adams chats name
averythetiger: Make a faction!
AtrusOfMyst: Number1_Dewgong_Enjoyer
 lackingsanity: create faction for sure
 Metric_Furlong: boo to humans
 Mischievous_Catgeist: or custom
 Dog_of_Myth: Pre selected or make your own.
 TehAmelie: hey, streaming adds at least one difficult level
Spectre97: You can also make your own!
 Earthenone: which race has the largest women?
 MAPBoardgames: Cats? Nya!
  Juliamon: Serge went rats
DEATHlikescats: Goblins!
 matthaus_c: yesssss skaven
 ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Adam “Giant Baby Human Gorilla” Savidan
 neisan2112: RATS!!!
 IbunWest:  gobbos
 SymphonicLolita: rats rats rats rats
 OnyxOblivion: Toadkin????
 Dog_of_Myth: Molekin
 Rhynerd: there’s molefolk
 CururuGuasu:   
 ShaneLeeAtk: And here goes the stream
 WiJohn: Frogs?
lazermeow: Time for aquatic bats.
 KWardJenx: They have Batkin
 bobokiddo: character creature. time to be here till first ad break
 OnyxOblivion: No doggos?
DEATHlikescats: Frogs!
ButButTheJesus: MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY
Cptasparagus: Holy Moley
 Metric_Furlong: there's a lot of good choices. and also humans
 matthaus_c: only the men get to have their titties out though
  Juliamon: Toadkin 100%
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I will be partially paying attention while trying to grind my team up to level 45 to take on the Saffron city gym in let's go eevee
 Mischievous_Catgeist: serge did frogs
 MegaDosX: @KWardJenx Nananananananana Batkin!
 Earthenone: gotta dig the moles
 azninsect: oh geez
 UnseenAcademical: Mole
 matthaus_c:  the marsh provides
 MurphEP: That Molekin is getting it
 bytecaster: I guess this is gonna be a fantasy race creation stream.
 TehAmelie: clearly we need frogmoles
 GhostValv: 
 EricTheOrange: dreamworks face
 luke1x: Is Adam a toad or a mole
 SymphonicLolita: sold
 azninsect: ben.
Mal2mad: Wait, why do toads need a sash up there
DEATHlikescats: Yas!
 bobokiddo: i like it!
 Metric_Furlong: Ben makes a compelling argument
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Commit to the meme
 SAJewers: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Done, no notes
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Holy yes
DEATHlikescats: Dig your way into salvation!!!
 FarleyF: fun fact - you can turn your race into 'angels'
 saucemaster5000: I prefer ferrets
 azninsect: the smol hors!
 MrGibberish: Keep in mind their traits. You can swap the,. An pad you can make the holey Miley’s
lazermeow: What is this? Redwall?
ReaperTitan152001: Moley Moley Mole!
 MegaDosX: Molekin wizards!
  Juliamon: The highest moles
 MAPBoardgames: Last time I made frog people. I was defeated and all my people Croaked.
 lackingsanity: High for holiness?
BrindleBoar: High Moles? Get real. 
 neisan2112: Wizard Moles?
 luke1x: Gotta go with tiny horses club
 CaptinOfBeez: hurummm
Boon_33: @ReaperTitan152001 fianlly a redwall 4x
silenceaux: I think the 'holy' aesthetic shows up in Order / yellow, yeah
 raulghoulia: Salamandastron!
 korvys: There was probably a pre-made mole race
 Mischievous_Catgeist: no
 Orxolon: classic video gaming,30 min in customization for it to mean nothing in game XD
 CaptinOfBeez: oi be diggin thur hole
 TheAwkes: I mean, they'
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 Nigouki: noone who conquers is good guys
 lackingsanity: You can be evil and high
3and4fifths: They even look a bit like Adam
 matthaus_c: I've never known a high person to be bad
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Depends
 brainbosh: What does Holy have to do with Good?
 WiJohn: Everyone's a goodguy to someone
 Grinnin_Gin: barbarian has spawnkin transformation
 Grinnin_Gin: makes them smol
 TheAwkes: I mean, *they'll* think they're good guys.
 SeaDiegoFC: Mystics do have a ghost though
 TheNerdWonder: you could be unholy moleys
 Metric_Furlong: feudal has two horsies
 lackingsanity: High is order associated
DEATHlikescats: Since when is organized religion the good guys?
BurgerGamer: the unholey moleys
 Grinnin_Gin: barbarian makes them smol!
 MrGibberish: You can Evil Holey Moleys, and be strong
7gorobei: just means they dig holes
 I_Am_Clockwork: heyho
 SymphonicLolita: TWO horses in feudal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who loves the Root RPG just because it is basically the Redwall RPG I always wanted, go try to reclaim the sword of Martin the Warrior
 WiJohn: Poor nutrition
 matthaus_c: nourishment
 Mr_Horrible: because they live underground
 Mr_Horrible: reverse rules
 TheWriterAleph: wolverine rules
 I_Am_Clockwork: oh hek yes Mole folk?
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 trebuchetboy: Cannibals
 Beofryn: You will be able to pick whichever mounts you want as your standard in a few clicks
theonlybarber: The half circle depicts good or bad!
 Grinnin_Gin: Chaos has a race transformation: Spawnkin. Makes your guys 20% smaller.
lazermeow: Darkoath Shrews.
 saucemaster5000: ritual mole cannibals!
 Grinnin_Gin: That's why it makes them smaller
theonlybarber: Red - evil, yellow = good
 Orxolon: good and evil are concepts,as such they are related to holy and unholy respectively because inquisition
 Kramburger: Zerg rush?
 Rhynerd: Can you have good and evil at once?
 Rourke9: so reductive!
 ToastyLoaff: woah
 Rourke9: i agree
lazermeow: Red means faster.
 WiJohn: Go on...
Cptasparagus: !quote
 LithelyUnshod: clip it
 IbunWest: I feel like purple is evil since it has a trait literally called Scions of Evil
 underhill33: uhhh
 Metric_Furlong: I mean, nutritionally it's not great
 neisan2112: Clip it
 SymphonicLolita: aaand add quote
 I_Am_Clockwork: remind me never to dine with Ben I guess XD
 pn55: Quote that one
 SeaDiegoFC: Maximize those resouces
 FarleyF: Quote it
 Rhynerd: Like cannibalistic devotees to food?
 saucemaster5000: nom nom nom!
 CururuGuasu: Seasfarers?
 Rhynerd: *good
 LurkerSpine: disagree. Cannibalism is indeed inherently bad. Prions disease says hi
 Mr_Horrible: I'm not letting Ben teach my theology class
 matthaus_c: !findquote cannibal
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: It depends, is there consent involved?
  Juliamon: Very strongly considering adding that one
KeytarCat: Cannibal imperialists?
silenceaux: as in there is a literal good/evil scale in this game and red tends to give you the 'evil' points
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 grendel_original: Somebody better have clipped that shit
Mal2mad: I mean, It's medically bad
DEATHlikescats: It’s bad for brains cus prions but go for cult of the lamb
 Valbatross_: ben coming out strong in defense of cannibalism today
juneblue58: I see this game uses a terrible morality system. That's disappointing.
 Rhynerd: Darn
 Nigouki: look if we're stuck on an island with no food, just consent to be eaten if you're the first to go
 AdamYMHMI: It's a cookbook!!
 TheMerricat: I mean how else are the prions going to reproduce if you don't help them chat?
 matthaus_c: devotees nuts
 ToastyLoaff: Cannibalism is like Science
 Dog_of_Myth: I like making the weird matchups. Made some Industrial Nature loving dwarfs
 ShaneLeeAtk: Moles and voles are notorious cannibals.
 ToastyLoaff: It can be used for good or evil
 shendaras: But all the prions =(
 FarleyF: Ben "Nom Nom" Ulmer
 Mr_Horrible: "It's 2023, eating ass (literally) is fine." - Ben, probably
 Grinnin_Gin: The cool thing about this AOW game in particular, is that mixing and matching is encouraged.
DEATHlikescats: Symbolic cannibalism is fine tho
  Juliamon: !holes
  LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
 SymphonicLolita: there we go
 azninsect: theyre moles. of course theyre holy
 IbunWest: Diggy diggy hole
 matthaus_c: diggy diggy hole
 Rourke9: ritual cannibalism has been a part of a lot of religions for a long time
BurgerGamer: @LurkerSpine if prions means cannibalism bad then what do the existence of stds mean?
 steelfox13: Diggy diggy holy hole
3and4fifths: Hey Ben, may I suggest changing the twitch banner since talking sim ended?
 ShaneLeeAtk: !holes
  LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
 DarknessKingCoH: The best part of waking up is fingies in your cup!
 e_bloc: rock and stone
 Mischievous_Catgeist: build great banquet halls
DEATHlikescats: Doozers
 Grinnin_Gin: This is also a pretty strong combination for aggressive expansion.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @shendaras It genuinely depends on which body parts are being consumed
 FarleyF: i mean you need a lot of food to dig dem tunnels
 Rourke9: books??
 BillTheCat: pick the good one
 Grinnin_Gin: Go for one that matches your chosen race trait!
 LurkerSpine: seems right on my stream
3and4fifths: yeah
 Akaiatana: It's right on our end
  Juliamon: All the info is correct
 AdamYMHMI: It's right on our end
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh, yeah, it says Garden
 gualdhar: twitch stuff is updated
 TheMerricat: Refresch
 CururuGuasu: Looks right to me
 Rhynerd: Says Bonus Stream on my end
7gorobei: it is correct on my screen
 brainbosh: I see Age of Blunders
 matthaus_c: have you refreshed
 gualdhar: you need to reload it
 ShaneLeeAtk: It is. Refresh!
 ToastyLoaff: 
Talin06: right for me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's fine here
 I_Am_Clockwork: For da Horde
  Juliamon: If it's wrong for you, refresh
 DiscordianTokkan: For one of the tags
 Rhynerd: also, I vote Tome of Faith
 TheAinMAP: Just updated for me.
 IbunWest: Better than the tome of the alliance
 Tangsm: Tiny cannibals!
 I_Am_Clockwork: Roots come from holes
 TheWriterAleph: yes yes!
 matthaus_c: Molerats
averythetiger: Race transformation spells are the best
 steelfox13: Tiny dirt zegglings
 DeM0nFiRe: Add a playset of relentless rats
 Metric_Furlong: at some point, everyone wants to be the giant rat who makes all of the rules
 matthaus_c: give me Cheesestealer Cult
lazermeow: You're halfway there. There is Beastman
 Mr_Horrible: the "Oh Shit A Rrrrrrrrrat" Update
 FarleyF:   Rat Brothers Unite
 BillTheCat: wizard king hell yea
 I_Am_Clockwork: Champion or Wizard King? "Yes?"
ratstronomer: Im pro rat
 CururuGuasu: Lizard King
 saucemaster5000: please, Ben is royalty
 Grinnin_Gin: champion works good for you
 Valbatross_: the unfortunate truth is the tyranids are the skaven replacement for 40k
 ShaneLeeAtk: Black Clover up in here
mitomanox: Ben 
Spectre97: wizard kings can be a different race than their people
 Grinnin_Gin: I recommend champion for hitting and fighting
 Rhynerd: Or the Imperium
 Earthenone: why dosent the champion have a horse?
DEATHlikescats: Very evil guy with good minions vibes
 saucemaster5000: be king embrace being the 1%
 Grinnin_Gin: champions punch good
DEATHlikescats: Name them Gru
 CururuGuasu: Muscle Wizard King
 Rhynerd: What’s more skaven than blowing up your own troops with artillery?
 TehAmelie: only King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard can be everything
 FarleyF: Wizards can have mounts
 brainbosh: You can c hange your race for you too
 SymphonicLolita: strong start
 Rourke9: oh wow
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep, there is alot of customization.
averythetiger: Change to pose 1 to see weapons
 ShaneLeeAtk: O R B
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 korvys: Pretty smug for a guy who eats people
 TehAmelie: that is one cocky mole
 Grinnin_Gin: he's smirking because he just ate like, ten random other mole people
 Pywodwagon: it looks like sword and shield gets a horse
 Rhynerd: Big staff
 I_Am_Clockwork: that staff.. its so... needlessly large
 brainbosh: pondering orbs
 IbunWest: Time to ponder
 AdamYMHMI: Big stick!
 FarleyF: Yes
 Dog_of_Myth: I think so
 Pywodwagon: look at the description
BrindleBoar: mouse over the weapons
 lackingsanity: hover over the name, it says hero mount. same for bow
 Rourke9: biiig
 FarleyF: two handed weapons mean no mounts
 Grinnin_Gin: you get horse if you are a one hander
 Grinnin_Gin: you dont get a horse if you two hand
 SymphonicLolita: b e e g
averythetiger: It's the binary gender slider
 WiJohn: @Grinnin_Gin Not random, it's ritual cannibalism.  They were carefully picked from the queue
 TehAmelie: "mole" and "slightly bigger, relative to a mole"
 CaptainSpam: Ah, the body shuffler slider.
theonlybarber: You can always change your weapon later also, depends on the ones you loot
frozenphoenix7: Sometimes it's in then it's out, it's up then it's down
 Rourke9: big mole
 TheWriterAleph: my talleeeeest
  Juliamon: Zim time
 WiJohn: The almighty Tallest
 ShaneLeeAtk: Maximum Mole
DEATHlikescats: Very invader Zim
 Grinnin_Gin: using Irken logic to decide leader
 saucemaster5000: I do automatically follow the tall ones
 I_Am_Clockwork: Why would the Mega Mole not just eat the smaller moles and gain their powers
averythetiger: We can make a custom title of "The Tallest"
 Earthenone: the biggest mole simply eats the smaller moles
 Rhynerd: You are the giant mole that makes all of the rules
 I_Am_Clockwork: They totaly do that, don't they
 TehAmelie: it's a lorgocracy
 AdamYMHMI: I assumed it was biggest stick
 TheMerricat: once again LRR devolves into heighism
 GhostValv: the holiest moliest
 IbunWest: TEETH
 Grinnin_Gin: YE THE CUSTOM LEADER TITLE
 luke1x: Ah so you are Lurr
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 Grinnin_Gin: you can zoom in
 arkham1981: I thought the tallest thing only worked for Irkens?
 MrGibberish: Don’t forget Ben, there’s a race custom tab on the top
 GhostValv: D:
 azninsect: im trying, ben 
 saucemaster5000: grow "up," stupid
 I_Am_Clockwork: blatant altitudists LRR
 Grinnin_Gin: you can also have a different race for your leader completely
 Grinnin_Gin: just as a heads up
 I_Am_Clockwork: BEEEEG Haaaat
goatprince: ah, i see we're going for 'Mascot Creature' instead of the alternate option of 'Hot Elf'
BurgerGamer: big hat logan??!?
DEATHlikescats: Perfect hat
 CaptainSpam: HELL.  YES.
mulligan2six: time to put on the robe and wizard hat
 saucemaster5000: I'd date em
 I_Am_Clockwork: Beeeg
 electra310: Put on the robe and you're ready
 Grinnin_Gin: big dark souls vibe
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 TehAmelie: you know the tradition, any kind of armor will interfere with your spellcasting
 Rourke9: yea! we get a bad rap
 Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
 Grinnin_Gin: is this Caleb the Cannibal
TotallyNotaBeholder: Reduse, reuse, recycle
 ToastyLoaff: *That* isnt why you're a bad guy
 ShaneLeeAtk: Hello, Raiders!
LessIsMorii: Howdy raiders
frank_the_great: Hi chat, just got here. Why no Let's Nope? Is it b/c Adam hurt himself at the gym? Hope he's doing okay
 jamesk902: If you want a horse, you can't use a greatsword.
 MrGibberish: There’s races and colors on top
Kit300: Went from swol to Gandalf real fast
 e_bloc: think about it, if you eat everyone there can't ever be zombies
LessIsMorii: @frank_the_great Yeah, concussion
averythetiger: Be sure to use the race tab to choose your peoples' mounts
 shendaras: Don't forget the race tab for other options as well.
 electra310: They care about hair on your bottom?
frank_the_great: @frank_the_great Oof, first Wheeler and now Adam
 Grinnin_Gin: try the pose
goatprince: just imagine what you'll do to your guy once you start playing
 Mischievous_Catgeist: faction icon at the top
 I_Am_Clockwork: You can pick your friends, and pick your nose, just don't pick your friend's nose (without permision)
Woogachaka: I love this
goatprince: big 'I'm grillin' here' energy
 FarleyF: oh yeah good point - your flag/faction icon
 LordZarano: Stand tall and carry a big stick
 saucemaster5000: that dude is never late to brunch
randus2003: but can we pick our friends noses?
DEATHlikescats: LRR colors?
 FarleyF: Stand tall and carry a knife and fork
theonlybarber: Do moles even see colors?
 ShaneLeeAtk: I mean... Moles have terrible eyesight
 Rourke9: walrus is the mole of the sea
 azninsect: we scavenged them, maybe
 Grinnin_Gin: when did Helmann's get a moleperson spokesperson
 FacelessManAboutTown: Don't see color? Ben's an enlightened centrist D:
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, aren't moles colorblind and mostly navigate by smell?
goatprince: you can swap weapons later too
 shurtal: how great is the sword, really?
 gualdhar: OR B
 korvys: I dunno - that seems like a pretty good sword at best
 MrGibberish: Great sword and Staff can’t use a mount
 jamesk902: Oh yeah, you "Can't see colour" huh? 
Boon_33: all hail the tallest
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 I_Am_Clockwork: pigu!
 SymphonicLolita: teeny horse
 I_Am_Clockwork: teeny horse is very good
 shurtal: just like Radahn
 saucemaster5000: Which mount tastes the best?
 goatprince: @ShaneLeeAtk thank
 Grinnin_Gin: pig gang
 Mischievous_Catgeist: pigs eat people to
 raulghoulia: Please tell me that customization is the whole game
 Verrain2: Full boar!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So boars are meaner but ponies have a grudge against the world
 I_Am_Clockwork: I think you can enter a cutom title
 WiJohn: Tall Guy
Boon_33: grand poh-bah
 Grinnin_Gin: Tall Tallman
 saucemaster5000: Douchious
 ArcOfTheConclave: your tallness
frank_the_great: Kevin
 SymphonicLolita: chungus
 shurtal: First name Butt, Last Name Sniffer
 MrGibberish: You can type a different title
mulligan2six: Hans Moleman
 neisan2112: Big Dave?
BurgerGamer: Big Cornelius
 neisan2112: YEEEEE
Boon_33: the tallest
 ShaneLeeAtk: @goatprince Welc..., ? 
averythetiger: Click the pen!  You can make a custom royal title!
 azninsect: Big Dave
 I_Am_Clockwork: Tall Guy Big Chungusamongus
 Rhynerd: Big McLargeHuge
KeytarCat: Big mcLarge-Huge
 electra310: The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream
 AdamYMHMI: First Name: Adam Last Name: Savidan
 goatprince: of Dave's Discounters
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think I still have a scar on my back from a pony stud who decided that picking his feet was unacceptable and bit me
Spectre97: You can write in a title if you want a custom one (the pencil icon)
 neisan2112: The lineage of Big Dave continues
Kit300: Biggest Ben
 GhostValv: \o/
 SymphonicLolita: \o/
 azninsect: Big Daves Holey Moleys? You got a hole you can dig? Or cant dig? Or maybe want to dig?
mulligan2six: \o/
 neisan2112:  
 inconsideratehat: Brilliant
 WiJohn: \o/
 ShaneLeeAtk: o7
 Dog_of_Myth: \o/
 trebuchetboy:  Holey Moleys 
 azninsect: o7
 Grinnin_Gin: the tutorial is good
Kit300: 
 koodooman:  glory to big dave!
 TehAmelie: so far this is more like Stellaris than Age of Empires
 Pal_Friendpatine: !holes
  LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
averythetiger: Oh, it actually starts us underground
 shurtal: now you just need to team up with Large Buster, and start a chain of arcades/bar/restaruants
Spectre97: This is the tutorial dimension
 MrGibberish: Oh we start underground,
 Fanklok: You replaced Adam with Big Dave??????
 Grinnin_Gin: each turn is hyperlinked to a definition
 FarleyF: if you hover over the underlined then it gives you an explanation
 ShaneLeeAtk: They said the thing!
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 Grinnin_Gin: *each term, even
Spectre97: Nested tooltips! You can hover over anything underlined in those hovers and it shows you that thing
 Mr_Horrible: Bow Down, Overdweller
 GhostValv: D:
 TheWriterAleph: those topsiders know what they did
 I_Am_Clockwork: You need a drill to pierce the hevens
theinvisiblevoice: maybe the above ground people suck and the holy molees abandoned them
 SymphonicLolita: oh so big dave was the guy at the end of the first incredibles movie
PixelsAtDawnGaming: When you're living under feet, you RISE UP
frank_the_great: Ooo, an encyclopedia. I always like it when wiki games have their own wiki
 CururuGuasu: For too long you have been beneath them, but nothing is beneath you!
 WiJohn: Dave's Place
Critterbot: Hmm, so what I've seen from this game so far it's like if Heroes of Might and Magic and Civilizations had a baby.
 saucemaster5000: Seattle
silenceaux: Not a fan of Harps?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: the mound
 I_Am_Clockwork: Mole hole
 goatprince: Dave's Discount Emporium
 SymphonicLolita: Daveopolis
 Grinnin_Gin: The Dave Land
 mercano82: Dirtsburg
 Tangsm: Big Dave's Discount Housing
ReaperTitan152001: Big dave's
 Grinnin_Gin: Dave's Dungeon
 TheWriterAleph: Wendy's
 ShaneLeeAtk: Dave's Not Here should be the next one
 CururuGuasu: Next to Davewalk
 I_Am_Clockwork: Capital of the Holey Moleys: Dave's Place
Kit300: Only Daves
DEATHlikescats: Dave’s Sugar shack
 bytecaster: It's just like my place, you know
 TehAmelie: we have about 8 different directions to scout in. here i would like if you could just send out dudes in every direction and just pay up for those who run into barbarians and whatnot
 shurtal: Dave's Place, in Daveton County
 I_Am_Clockwork: Cuz their emperor's named dave init
 Mischievous_Catgeist: not one is  Not a wendys
 gualdhar: Dave has never lived here btw
 azninsect: "Daves Place" is very good
 WiJohn: There's two kinds of people in Dave's place, Dave and food
 StringCheeseRiot: You need to invade and capture Australia that'll give you the best position on the board
 mercano82: Of course, when the Emperor is out campaigning, Dave’s not here, man!
 azninsect: but, like, Dave doesnt live there man
 ShaneLeeAtk: ^
 I_Am_Clockwork: Glod or Fud! Glod or Fud!
 Verrain2: Next city: Dave's other place.
 electra310: Discount emporium
frank_the_great: When I play Civ I change my cities to different types of Frank e.g. Frank 2, Frank Jersey, Frankfurt, Franktopolis
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am casually looking through the wiki for businesses that Dave's Spokesman has advertised
Kreiseler: You can hover over anything underlined to have it explained
 goatprince: (getting more gold is also good)
 Grinnin_Gin: food, then gold, then other things
El_Funko: Food definitely makes me expand quicker
 KWardJenx: Dave's not here man.
 I_Am_Clockwork: no one likes a hungry Holey Moley
 korvys: Well, tutorial person is suggesting Storehouse
 Mischievous_Catgeist: or its alphabetical order
 StringCheeseRiot: Who did you pick to start as?
Kit300: Dave's Wacky Sticks and Shiney bits
averythetiger: And unit recruitment is a different resource
 Grinnin_Gin: you can also automate production
 Fanklok: Why does Dave, the largest of the mole people, not simply eat the others
 neisan2112: @Fanklok That'
 ShaneLeeAtk: He did
 TheAwkes: @Fanklok That's the thing. He does.
 goatprince: i do like that units and nuildings are separate construction queres
 neisan2112: kina there thing
 korvys: "Give (ORB) Whispering Stone"?
 TehAmelie: he needs the small moles to delegate
 Grinnin_Gin: Army of BIG
 StringCheeseRiot: Dave: turn off the dark
DEATHlikescats: Big book of Dave followers
Kit300: He ate all the other Dave's of his people. Can be only 1 Dave
 StringCheeseRiot: 
 MrGibberish: @goatprince Ya. Especially since you can rush a unit in an emergency
Cptasparagus: Okay so you have an army, what about a leggy?
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averythetiger: You would have been given a horse, but not if you choose greatsword
 Grinnin_Gin: you have a horse scout fyi
theonlybarber: I believe you can click on your face in the middle of the screen to modify your equipment
DEATHlikescats: Pure, concentrated, Dave.
 Dog_of_Myth: You have a scout in the city already
 Grinnin_Gin: it has a small reminder queue above the 'end turn' button
 StringCheeseRiot: 
 Grinnin_Gin: you can dig out the walls!
 Grinnin_Gin: the shovel button
TheInnsanity: full speed into that mountain!
Ferisar: by marauhders
 StringCheeseRiot: W
 goatprince: once you get the perk, yes
theonlybarber: Not all walls but yes
 goatprince: and only some walls
 goatprince: digging walls is free too
 StringCheeseRiot: Huh did my sub go through?
averythetiger: I... did not know about digging
Kit300: Dig Dave's
 Grinnin_Gin: this game has SO MANY mechanics, you're in for a bit of a ride en
 spawnofhastur: Can I pet the dog?
Spectre97: Folks who start underground get digging for free
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Ferisar: get us the most british lady you can find us
 CaptinOfBeez: dirt walls only right?
 Grinnin_Gin: yeah the game is a lot like civilization
Spectre97: Correct
 MrGibberish: Have you played previous Age of Wonders games?
Spectre97: It's like Fantasy Civ but when you fight you can do XCom style combat
 Rourke9: o no
 Grinnin_Gin: The world/city layer = Civilization. The combat layer = xcom
TheInnsanity: pacify the rebels!
 TheWriterAleph: our only weakness!
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Kreiseler: The brigands are the moles who refused to be cannibals
 Dog_of_Myth: Not enough movement
Boon_33: neutrals, despicable.
Kit300: The Anti-Dave outcasts.
Ferisar: "few kn- they're bad guys"
KeytarCat: Heroes of Might and Magic, but with Civ cities?
 azninsect: "Tell my Dave I said...hello"
 MegaDosX: All I know is my gut says maybe
 Dog_of_Myth: @KeytarCat sort of
 mercano82: They’re not true Moles, they are but lowly Gophers.
 Rourke9: oh
 GhostValv: oh dang
 MegaDosX: 
 Seth_Erickson: Chaos 👀
averythetiger: Good news, you will never have to care about the trees you have no affinity in
 goatprince: if you want more dogs the green affinity tree goes towards that idea btw
 Dog_of_Myth: Don't have enough resources yet.
Spectre97: These trees go up automatically, those little nodes that branch off are what you spec into
 Seth_Erickson: We can have an empire of dogs 👀
averythetiger: On the green tree, you can get free dire penguins
 MegaDosX: I'm sorry, did you just say dire penguins?
 MegaDosX: Because that's the best thing I've heard all day
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep @MegaDosX
Himyul: That's right, Ben.  Don't let AI do your job for you
 CaptinOfBeez: If Total war has taught me anything the computer sucks at stratagy
ToaKopaka331: hey finally made it to a LRR stream! excited to watch
 MrGibberish: @megadosx They are may stay of the series
 SK__Ren: This is strong HoMM + MoM
 Mr_Horrible: Ben not a fan of that RTUssy?
averythetiger: Hex-based, dice-rolling action
asterisk2401: Thanks for helping me finish my hw, im going to go eat
asterisk2401: Also the moles are hype
 CaptinOfBeez: computer lost 500 troops? pfffft I can do it in 1200!
 Manae: Hex-based is the superior strategy base
Evil_John_Cena: Hi Ben
  Serifina: @Manae Warlock lyfe 
 goatprince: i don't thing overwatch is in this, but guard is
 StringCheeseRiot: Zerg rush!!
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 Mr_Horrible: I mean, fair, I also cannot really manage RTS. I just had to take the opportunity for the bad joke
 Seth_Erickson: You know what the only game similar to this I ever played was Goblin Commander: Unleash the Horde for the original xbox and damn what a game
 ShaneLeeAtk: AOE was my drug of choice
 StringCheeseRiot: Dave rush!!
KeytarCat: Melee (based)
 Seth_Erickson: it holds sway over a small portion of my brain that causes me to remember it every now and then
 FarleyF: honestly for me this game feels like the spiritual successor to masters of magic
 Fanklok: I played a Total War a long time ago. I had an army of one man in a province and every year there was a peasant revolt and every year he single handedly slathered hundreds of farmers
 fastlane250: tic tacs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the flowing mane and tail of the pony feels very on brand for most pony breeds
 MrGibberish: @farleyf The whole series is
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also these pokemon need to stop eating berries and immediately running away!
 Metric_Furlong: yeah, Age of Wonders is to Master of Magic what basically the entire Space 4X scene is to Master of Orion 
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 SK__Ren: I never played the original MoM, but my first exposure to the style was the Fall From Heaven 2 mod for Civ IV
 A_Dub888: BigDave's BigCharge
 Orxolon: holy moly
 Orxolon: *Adam's voice* Holy moly that did soo much dAmage
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 Dog_of_Myth: Large Lad
averythetiger: He thicc
 SnackPak_: biiig dave
 TheWriterAleph: all hail the D A V E
 lackingsanity: he's not small dave
 Kramburger: Large and in charge baybeeeeeee
 SymphonicLolita: that dave really big
 MegaDosX: BigDave is big, film at 11
 Serioavion: Missed the start, Adam have the night off?
 I_Am_Clockwork: Biges of the Holey Moleys
SnowBuddy18: more like a big DAVE-fferencec
 shurtal: Big big BIG, and i mean BIG Big
 jamesk902: Presumably they're afraid he'll eat them.
 goatprince: That's The Dave (TM) Difference!
 saucemaster5000: Dilf Bifferent
 MegaDosX: @Serioavion Adam recovering from a minor concussion unfortunately
 Metric_Furlong: @Serioavion he has a concussion, so he's recovering
 Tangsm: So we know moles aren't prone to hyperbole.
 TheWriterAleph: it's the Place where Dave is
BrindleBoar: @Tangsm hypermole, on the other hand
 Dog_of_Myth: That is good for you
 Orxolon: what did you collect that make you giggle?
 Niahlah: wait.. isn't Graham's character that talks almost monotone named Dave too??
 DeM0nFiRe: Come see the Holey Moleys performing live every Thursday night at Dave's Place
 Metric_Furlong: oh right, you get extra food resources from this battle on account of the whole cannibalism thing
 MegaDosX: @Niahlah That's Dave Spokesman, no relation
 Niahlah: still a Dave!!
 TheMerricat: @Orxolon The name of their capital is "Dave's Place"
 Mazrae: Gandalf the green
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hat is top tier
 Orxolon: @Orxolon aaahhh ok
 Orxolon: thanks
  Juliamon: Niahlah He's the spokesman FOR Dave, easy mistake
 Niahlah: Ah..
 Metric_Furlong: Big Dave needs his protein, to maintain mass
 Dog_of_Myth: Ben, don't forget to expand your domain.
 Niahlah: Dave, the spokesman for Army of Big
 Dog_of_Myth: Correct
averythetiger: Your scout is on its own, but there's a reinforcement radius
Himyul: do you want chronic wasting diseases?  Because that's how you get chronic wasting diseases.
 Dog_of_Myth: Build mines, farms, etc.
 lackingsanity: so when you get a new population in your city, you can grow its area out to a neighbouring tile
 Rhynerd: As said by the spokesman: I am not Dave. Don’t tell him I sent you.
 Dog_of_Myth: Correct
packattack_0: click on the city name
 lackingsanity: you can also spend imperium to get a new population without waiting for growth
 MrGibberish: Rule of thumb, personally, at least 4 provinces away.
 lackingsanity: this is distinct from outposts
KeytarCat: Army of Big is good
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Kreiseler: Yep, structure production. The red draft is unit production
 Niahlah: Big Army of Big.. Big Dave recommends?
 lackingsanity: 1 turn till the city grows
 FarleyF: Hammers = Production Building Swords = Production Units Crystal = Production Magic Units
 lackingsanity: its on the green head. its one
 FarleyF: Look at the person's head
 MrGibberish: Next to cog
 Dog_of_Myth: Once your population increases, you can expand your territories
 FarleyF: no probs - this game is awesome so anything to help make this smooth as
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We want Big Dave to succeed in having Dave's Place be as big as he is
 MrGibberish: To build an outpost, click on province itself
averythetiger: And heroes have to be present in the region when you start an outpost
 Dog_of_Myth: You got it Ben.
 MrGibberish: Outposts are for precursors to new cities
 lackingsanity: outposts are for claiming tiles that arent right next to the city
 Dog_of_Myth: Building where there are nodes will get you bonuses
 lackingsanity: the adjacent tiles you can get via population growth
 TheMerricat: So... game isn't impenetrable but IMO it does need just a _tad_ bit more explaination.....
 lackingsanity: honestly that upper area is not a great spot for an outpost imo
Kreiseler: Personally, I find nodes easier to see on the zoomed out map, especially underground.
 MrGibberish: Well
 Dog_of_Myth: @TheMerricat Yeah, but the good thing is that it is fairly easy to pick up.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This isn't Just Shapes and Beats
 FarleyF: um short answer yes but its down the path
 FarleyF: on the white path there is an option to 'turn into boats'
averythetiger: Dave is now free to move around.  The outpost will finish itself
Kit300: Great wall of Dave
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kit300 I think you mean Great Wall of Big Dave. Or maybe Big Wall of Dave, I don't know which one is funnier
 EikoandMog: "Low Stability cultures" as in bad guys.
 saucemaster5000: Bad guys have curlier mustaches
averythetiger: In the bottom right, that red moon symbol is your alignment
Kreiseler: Dark was a culture choice instead of feudal, high, etc
 a_Weakling: what species are you?
 goatprince: dark is the purple aspect
 Dog_of_Myth: Bottom right of screen, under your picture
 FelanEntane: Its the symbol under your leader in the bottom right.  You are slightly evil at this point
 MrGibberish: Dark is very specific culture. You chose Feudal
 FarleyF: the Mask just under daves place name helps show your stability
 Desruprot: It has Age Of in it, but is it not an RTS?
VoodudeWiseman: If you have little skulls on your outfits, you're the baddies
 FarleyF: @VoodudeWiseman i mean we are canibals and so could collect skulls
VoodudeWiseman: True 🤔
averythetiger: Oh no.  Do we have to cross water to find a tunnel to the surface?
 Tangsm: So is there a subocean?
 Dog_of_Myth: Skulls are where the brain lives. 
 MrGibberish: Already did it.
 AdamYMHMI: Skulls are something everyone shares!
 lackingsanity: you already did this, it was for claiming that province
 TheWriterAleph: it's the button that goes *ping*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Ben, is there a schedule for Benjineering I can find so I know when you are streaming Pokemon?
KeytarCat: Upper right, by the map?
 Desruprot: Magic Missile nice
KeytarCat: (under the sub banner)
 MegaDosX: I'll go get my d4s
 Orxolon: i cast magic missile at the darkness
 shurtal: and it's RAD AF
 MegaDosX: It's Pokemon adjacent
KeytarCat: Yo, I caught some of that stream it's dope af
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds rad
 a_Weakling: Music slaps
 SeaDiegoFC: I caught up on the vod today and the moment the devs gave you a message in game was so freaking cool!
 hieroglyphica: Nice! That's the one made by the kingdom folks, they do very good work
 goatprince: yea
 saucemaster5000: I'm a dog taker
 Desruprot: yes, doggos are good bois
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I will need to get into that discord but thank you so much!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, triple cat here
rainbowolf13: Woof!
 Rhynerd: I am presently next to a dog
 CaptinOfBeez: no need to apologize, you're growing and thriving with LRR
 hieroglyphica: I'm extremely excited for the 80s themed Kingdom coming out soon
 azninsect: 
 MegaDosX: Oh that's outstanding
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds super surprising but very gratifying
 Desruprot: 
 hieroglyphica: I'm currently feeding a dog! Dog havers untie
 hieroglyphica: *unite lol doing too many things at once
 bytecaster: @hieroglyphica Don't untie the dog!
 MrGibberish: You can choose more skills.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love dogs though, I recently applied for a job to be a dog trainer!
 CaptinOfBeez: my pup just pooed on the floor... potty traings going great
 CaptinOfBeez: hes regressing today apparently
 saucemaster5000: I'm almost potty trained, gimme two more weeks
 hieroglyphica: But but, if I don't untie the dog how will he be collarless and free in his own home?! I have a naked dog when it's not walk time XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 MegaDosX: 10/10 no notes
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
Neddy471: I'm bringing my "Mr Darcy" home on the 27th, just after finishing 3 years of construction.
 WiJohn: Well,  we call them Davewaggons
Neddy471: Pray for me.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is attention to detail that I love
averythetiger: It's basically just minecraft
 hieroglyphica: @captinofbeez my condolences! Good luck 🤞
 lackingsanity: theres a gold mine on the province directly between daves place and the outpost, so building an improvement there will get you extra gold
the1thatcreatetheheavens: hey ben
 saucemaster5000: am I still considered potty trained if I poo on the carpet on purpose?
 WiJohn: Can't eat them if they run
 CaptinOfBeez: @hieroglyphica  Thanks! We are hanging in there lol
Neddy471: @saucemaster5000 That just makes you a cat.
 Nuurgle: where's the "make friends" option??
 FarleyF: what if you poop to show dominance
 a_Weakling: dem evil tinyboys
 MegaDosX: Nobody's ever said that before
TheInnsanity: Ben
 Desruprot: 
 Nuurgle: someone has
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But aren't gargoyles stone?
 goatprince: btw: you can auto-combat and retry manually if you don't like the result
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wouldn't that give you terrible GI distress?
 CaptinOfBeez: then eat them again cause you werent done with that
Neddy471: Pika
 Mischievous_Catgeist: stone soup
Phazon_Kiwi: Is this like Heroes of Might an Magic when it was good?
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AussieBrainDoc: pooping rocks is a power flex
 FarleyF: OMG i just thought of eating a races messnger - pooping them out then flinging them back using catapults. Call it the "Return to Sender" move
 Mazrae: Between you and Serge I have now put it on my wishlist
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AussieBrainDoc Pooping rocks is what happens after you take pain meds post a major surgery and the surgeon forgets to tell you that you need to take stool softeners
the1thatcreatetheheavens: i always thought gargoyle's were like the weeping angels, where when they are look at the are stone
 bytecaster: @FarleyF Wait is that what happens in the third lord of the rings movie?
Despoiler98:   big dave gonna GIVE IT TO YA
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 FarleyF: @FarleyF i don't know but that would make an awesome/akward section of the movie
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
 MrGibberish: Yes
averythetiger: If actual models disappear, they do less damage
 SK__Ren: Correct, but its based on model count in the unit so Single Model units don't do less damage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't stop laughing at FarleyF's pooping out the messenger thing
AussieBrainDoc: @AussieBrainDoc ouch!
 Nuurgle: if you're eating corpses, you're definitely the baddies
 a_Weakling: you get to eat the rocks!
 FarleyF: Big Daves Return to Sender move
averythetiger: No real healing during combat
 SK__Ren: Temporary HP is busted
 CaptinOfBeez: remember kids! cannibalism solves as many problems as it makes!
 SK__Ren: If you have a healing unit you can run around with a half dead army and heal Turn 1
 bytecaster: @CaptinOfBeez True neutral
 FarleyF: i mean if my enemy ate my dead troops while staring me in the face i would be scared
Kreiseler: I think all healing in this game is temporary hit points
 Mazrae: Eat the bodies off the floor, Eat the bodies off the floor, Eat the bodies off the...... FLOOR!!!
 goatprince: or go upo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Diggy Diggy hole?
 SymphonicLolita: dig a tuuuunel dig dig a tuuunel
 saucemaster5000: Shoot, moles are terrible at tunneling
 Dandinstorm12: so chat, why Big Dave and not Big Kevin
averythetiger: Diggy diggy hole.
 goatprince: [underground passage]
 Dog_of_Myth: Underground Passage by your city
 Beofryn: excavating can reveal treasures...or problems
 CaptinOfBeez: thats unfortunate placment
Styxseus: I feel like the temp. hit points is pretty much just "Combat healing doesnt mean they stay healed after combat"
 WiJohn: Dave's had a passage to the surface in his closet this whole time
 Larkonus: The surface dwellers must be made aware of the majesty of Big Dave.
 Dandinstorm12: Aquire dog
 MrGibberish: Also, you unlocked the boat skill in the empire skills
 WiJohn: Tunnel?
 Dandinstorm12: Visit?
 goatprince: imperium perk
 Dandinstorm12: oh
 CaptinOfBeez: bridge?
 bytecaster: Open diplomatic relations?
 NotCainNorAbel: liberate
 Tangsm: Diplomacy... invite them to dinner.
 korvys: "Have dinner... with... them"
averythetiger: In your big tech tree, on the white bottom part
Kreiseler: It's in the white imperium tree
 FarleyF: ok so on your empire tree - have a look at the white path at the bottom
 saucemaster5000: Eat, Pray Love them
 Dog_of_Myth: Boat or another passage
 Dandinstorm12: free some hearts and minds?
 SK__Ren: There is an embarkation empire perk
 CaptinOfBeez: "free" the hearts and minds
 Dandinstorm12: exactly
 FarleyF: @Dandinstorm12 unless you leave them in the body - use it like a giant plate
 a_Weakling: fighting in Nom has a whole different meaning
averythetiger: And here's the normal map!
 Dandinstorm12: Later!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Tangsm: Surface is haunted.
 Larkonus: Turns out, the surface is terrifying.
 MrGibberish: Uhh. Woos
 Dandinstorm12: we out
 MAPBoardgames: Too bright, going back home
 MegaDosX: Abraham Simpson leaving with his hat
 bytecaster: Turns out, there was a reason we went into the underground
 CaptinOfBeez: hmmm seems you build under a haunter graveyard.... gunna need a priest
 Dandinstorm12: a young priest and an old priest
 CaptinOfBeez: free food?
 FarleyF: isnt a graveyard just a buffet
 I_Am_Clockwork: its how you've been getting corpses up to now
 Dog_of_Myth: Boosted means cheaper
 Dog_of_Myth: basically
 goatprince: boosted? more like busted
 WiJohn: They do say eat the rich...
 Dandinstorm12: Risky
 Dandinstorm12: at the light?
 Easilycrazyhat: Risky for the buisqiy
 MrGibberish: Yes
 Dandinstorm12: since we aren't in darkness anymore
 MrGibberish: You can rush a unit
 Tangsm: Does that giant spider have a flock of sheep?
averythetiger: Yes
 Dandinstorm12: fellas
averythetiger: Top right button
  Khalahd: Page up and down
 bytecaster: @Tangsm Everybody needs a hobby
 FarleyF: PG up/PDdown
 Dog_of_Myth: Upper right corner. arrows
 SK__Ren: Arrow button top right
averythetiger: Where do we put the dirt we dig out?
 Dandinstorm12: so chat, is Dave.....the bad guys?
 FarleyF: there it is - the waves icon on the white tree
 Dandinstorm12: so the bad guys then
 saucemaster5000: oooh library, now we can read manga and mom has to consider it "art"
 goatprince: dave's just self-interested
 bytecaster: badish guys
 FarleyF: you use crowns to buy the ability
TheInnsanity: we're just normal men
 SymphonicLolita: grey morality guys
 SnackPak_: dave prefers the term antagonist
Boon_33: the key is to win so you can write the history books
 Dog_of_Myth: Because the spell you learned.
 SymphonicLolita: just innocent moles...
Ferisar: just innocent moles....
 FarleyF: you can cast "enchantments" like in MTG that affect the board/units
 Dandinstorm12: invading the surface
frank_the_great: What do you mean normal moles?
Kreiseler: You're being told it because you finished researching an enchantment spell
 jessieimproved: The morally gray runs hit harder because they are more realistic.  Pure evil is more fantasy.
 saucemaster5000: caw!
 Dandinstorm12: birb
 Larkonus: Holey Smalley Moleys
 ShaneLeeAtk: Go Birds
 SymphonicLolita: BIRB
averythetiger: You do still have to cast your transformation.
Boon_33: but do we deserve crows?
Spades_Slicc: Bird underground?
 Tangsm: The crows fit well with the whole eating our enemies thing.
 Dandinstorm12: mini moles!
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
averythetiger: Just permanent mole buff
 goatprince: all moles. not just your moles.
 FarleyF: yup
 Dandinstorm12: unleash the swarm
 SymphonicLolita: Army Of Big
 bytecaster: We are changing the fabric of existence, no big deal
  Khalahd: More units in the formation is technically bad, since you deal less damage sooner, when hurt
 korvys: It's all that food you keep "finding"
 Dandinstorm12: heh
 Dandinstorm12: pop boom
 korvys: (I assume, if it's anything like Civ)
 Dandinstorm12: so you eat the casualties
averythetiger: And "magic origin" basically means things not made of meat
 ShaneLeeAtk: We waste NOTHING
 Dandinstorm12: mushroom farms?
 saucemaster5000: Game's no Snowboard Kids, but it's alright
 CaptinOfBeez: ad break?
 FarleyF: i appreciate games that you don't bounce hard off of
 MAPBoardgames: A Necromancer or a Necro Romancer?
 Tangsm: Tell them it's rude to play with your food.
 Dandinstorm12: so these are the magic origin units huh
averythetiger: Bad news: I don't think we can eat the skeletons
 ShaneLeeAtk: Raise the dead so we may EAT
 CaptinOfBeez: calcium is good for you
Spades_Slicc: @averythetiger not with that attitude
 TheAwkes: I suppose you're going to have to keep being aggressive to keep the food flowing, unless you over capacity on farms to make up for if you're being more peaceful?
 FarleyF: @averythetiger Mortar and Pestle plus some milk
 goatprince: mmmm, marrow
 bytecaster: @averythetiger Bones are way more nutritious than stones, and we ate those before.
 Dandinstorm12: uhhh
 MAPBoardgames: You can eat anything if youre dedicated enough
Dandinstorm12: we don't know where these bones have been
 saucemaster5000: I can think of several recipes that those bones would be good for
 bytecaster: Let's make some broth!
 SK__Ren: From the highlighted hex iirc
averythetiger: From where they are
 MrGibberish: From the tile your highlighting
 Dandinstorm12: push?
Spectre97: Red is wehre they can move, dotted is where they can shoot from there
 Dandinstorm12: never don't push
 CaptinOfBeez: push and surround
 bytecaster: Someone wants to be made an example of, when the AI overlords take  power.
 Dandinstorm12: uh maybe don't listen to me
 MrGibberish: Also don’t forget spells
 saucemaster5000: HoMM logic -- I'm doing it wrong, but the computer sucks, so...
 Dandinstorm12: D Fence! Clap clap clap clap clap
excalgold: the ones that could shoot had an action pip left
 Dandinstorm12: focus fire?
 Fanklok: "Friends"
 MrGibberish: The trickiest mechanic imo, is understanding how much an action costs in action points. Different units have different actions, and the game doesn’t do a good explaining what each symbol regarding action points mean
 bytecaster: Classic mole prejudice, moles are great archers!
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Cptasparagus: can you cannibalize what is already dead
 Dandinstorm12: oh
 Dandinstorm12: awk
TheInnsanity: zmoles
 FarleyF: is a Graveyard a Storehouse for Cannibals
 Martin_FcG: Good to see you again uncle Bob
 Easilycrazyhat: "You fools! You built your house under a graveyard!"
 MAPBoardgames: Unholy moleys from the other place (above ground)
excalgold: @FarleyF or a recruiting center for a necromancer
ballesta25: Right, just like above ground people put *their* corpses *below* ground!
 saucemaster5000: Grandpa Dave back from the dead to continue to say problematic things about ferrets
 Dandinstorm12: sure did
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If horror movies have taught me anything it is that building on top of a graveyard is a bad time
Sindraelyn: WDYM? Moles in GW2 have the most annoying trait.... they're immune to Blind.....
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 Easilycrazyhat: rip dave
excalgold: did you know it's only a graveyard if attached to a church, otherwise its a cemetery
 a_Weakling: Dangit Steve stop shooting me!
 lackingsanity: shooting into melee is dangerous
 bytecaster: Okay, maybe moles aren't that great at archery
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As an archaeologist I know it is mad disrespectful
 FarleyF: @excalgold huh - the more you know
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He said the thing!
 Dandinstorm12: it was too tragic
 Tangsm: Moles aren't really known for the keen vision.
 I_Am_Clockwork: delicious bones
 korvys: "food"
 Dandinstorm12: bone wyvern?
 bytecaster: Is Bone Wyvern a mount?
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
 MegaDosX: But how cool is the lance?
 Dandinstorm12: all in baby
 MAPBoardgames: Let's GO!
averythetiger: What do you mean, "or"
Spectre97: You get all of them
excalgold: and i think you can use the lance while mounted
excalgold: some weapons prevent mounts
  Juliamon: Magic BONE dragon
 MegaDosX: Is his name Puff?
Spectre97: The wyvern is a mount
 SymphonicLolita: name it Bigger Dave PLEASE
 saucemaster5000: what's the dragon's name?
 Martin_FcG: I think Ben is sold on this game haha
 Orxolon: Dave and the magical dragon,wasn't that a song?
 Dandinstorm12: Big
Spectre97: The Wyvern is a unit there
 Easilycrazyhat: Big if army
 Nuurgle: can we name the dragon Little Dave?
Spectre97: My bad, sometimes its a mount sometimes its a unit
 MegaDosX: Oh I thought you did that on purpose 
Boon_33: that's one big army
 bytecaster: @Nuurgle How about Dave Jr.?
 Dandinstorm12: kind of a boney seat
El_Funko: I hope his name is Vern
 Dandinstorm12: hard to ride
Kit300: DnD - Dave and Dragons
 Easilycrazyhat: "Oh no! A pet dragon!" said no one ever.
 Dog_of_Myth: Yep
 MrGibberish: Yes.
 saucemaster5000: I hope Big Dave finds a Bigger Danny so they can be the lil spoon
 Dog_of_Myth: Yes
Spectre97: You heal a little outside but it's *much more* inside
Kreiseler: You heal a lot faster in your own borders
Spectre97: 5 per turn outside vs 25 inside
Spectre97: Wonders have battles in them!
 SymphonicLolita: #squad
 Easilycrazyhat: "Coarse-looking woman" What, is she covered in sand paper or something?
 saucemaster5000: oooo back scritchums
 bytecaster: This is kinda selling me on the game, tbh
averythetiger: Oh yeah, wonders are pretty hard battles at this stage
excalgold: your army is also currently slightly wounded
Kreiseler: Only 1 army allowed in the wonder battles unfortunately
Spectre97: Don't forget to equip your rad lance too
 I_Am_Clockwork: Lords of Magic is A different game haha
 TheAwkes: Is there a "ride wyvern" skill?
 bytecaster: That is a rad lance!
 saucemaster5000: Big Dave is Compensating
 MegaDosX: Oh that's cool
 I_Am_Clockwork: lance so beeg
 SK__Ren: Lance means you can use a mount
 MegaDosX: Charge!
 MrGibberish: Lance also is special cause you can get a mount
Spectre97: No that removes *their* ability to retaliate when you charge
excalgold: is there a default mount ?
 MegaDosX: Oh shit can he ride the dragon?
 FarleyF: @MegaDosX yes i think dragon is one of the mounts
 FarleyF: just not THAT dragon
 ShaneLeeAtk: When Little Big Dave gets Big Dave bigger.
 MegaDosX: @farleyf I guess I'll take it, a dragon is a dragon
Kit300: Witness Dave yolo the enemy
 FarleyF: You can also get new mounts by simply taking them from your enemies. Rulers go to the void when defeated, but heroes can be either captured or killed. Once an enemy hero is either in your Prison or Crypt, you can dispose of them as you see fit and get all their equipment in the process.
 saucemaster5000: 420 blaze it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Crow not raven? So it is neither Hugin nor Munin?
Spectre97: Wonders are one stack only
arcturio77: you can only take 1 stack in a ruin
 MrGibberish: Dungeons only can have one army
 bytecaster: Isn't most of our army peasants, though?
averythetiger: It's mainly the teir on our units
 Martin_FcG: Maybe heal and see if thats better?
Kit300: Dave the Lacer would charge in
 FarleyF: there is a TONNE of customization in this game
 saucemaster5000: pirate moles?
 MrGibberish: In one game, you can get all of them. Just takes a while
 FarleyF: you can do that and come back here anytime you like
 goatprince: no
 goatprince: or yes?
 goatprince: weird
 MrGibberish: You have to pay for it. You clicked on it and did.
 goatprince: usually you have to buy that
 TheAwkes: When you clicked it the white path filled up...
 FarleyF: when you hover over the icon it will tell you if it's unlocked or not
 Mr_Horrible: they called an emergency meeting?
 saucemaster5000: Army of watchers? It us!
 MegaDosX: "Hey I've invented a sailing ship." "How?" "No idea!"
 bytecaster: forebears, aren't we moles?
Spectre97: above ground probably
Spectre97: there we go
Spectre97: Just the one marked yellow
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 pn55: Oh hi there
averythetiger: EAT THEM
Boon_33: hi tall lady
 I_Am_Clockwork: momy? sory momy?
 saucemaster5000: inconsider deez
 Seth_Erickson: Just saw our Army's name that's great
 MrGibberish: Dark Elves
  Juliamon: If you want to make peace, maybe don't start by being shitty?
 Nigouki: send cash, fatten them up first
 TheAwkes: Definitely looks like a standard representation of a peaceful people.
 saucemaster5000: I can send recipe for dark elf brownies
 Nigouki: marinate them from within
 Nigouki: woooooooooow
 Fanklok: "I hate you, let's be friends"
 Seth_Erickson: Big Dave is nothing if not a cordial greeter
 FarleyF: Marinate yourself in this honey so you taste sweeter
 I_Am_Clockwork: its like having a red phone
 saucemaster5000:   "BIG DAVE (YOU)"
 FarleyF: your alignment plays a big part - no love for evil people
averythetiger: And also your evil stat number
 Orxolon: isn't it racist to asume they are racist?
averythetiger: Yes, you do
 Pywodwagon: "is that a nice space cloud?" "yea, it's a primo nebula"
 FarleyF: well next time don't meat the leader nomming on a leg
 Seth_Erickson: would above grounders try to war with you if you only stayed underground
 Mr_Horrible: when their advisor casts "Detect Evil" on you and then puts on sunglasses, that's a bad sign, Ben
 TheAwkes: Just become the undisputed ruler of the underworld, and emerge in your full glory in the late game?
theinvisiblevoice: rush hive, build nydus for ambush
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 Mr_Horrible: My "What makes you think I'm evil" blood feasts have a lot of people asking questions etc etc
 FarleyF: welcome raiders
Spectre97: Oh hey a new food court
 McGurganatorZX: lmao, graveyard is haunted
 FarleyF: Haunted Graveyards or Spicy Buffets
 McGurganatorZX: also hello, playing Star WarS Jedi Survivor and it good
 Easilycrazyhat: "Nice to meet you." *you're at war*
 MrGibberish: Yes and know. Archers can fire 3 times, but hound masters fire once but start with hounds a free extra unit
 A_Dub888: !findquote blood
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 saucemaster5000: That dude looks like he eats the burger without a bun
averythetiger: Blood, feeding, lots of common interests
 TheAwkes: Hand necklace and skull armour. Nice guys.
 NotCainNorAbel: what's your fav way to prepare blood?  oh...well aquard
 McGurganatorZX: smol
 Pywodwagon: medium dave
HawkedMatter: regular size dave
 saucemaster5000: Fun Size Dave
 steelfox13: lil big dave
 bytecaster: Now "big dave" is "little big dave"
averythetiger: Regular crispy Dave
 goatprince: no longer big. just large.
 NotCainNorAbel: Large verse X-Large Dave
 fastlane250: standard unit of dave
 Nigouki: Meanwhile Dave's Place elected a new Big Dave since you shrunk
Spectre97: Big Dave (small)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pocket dragon?
averythetiger: Not the dragon.  Only the moles
  Juliamon: But if everyone shrunk, you're still the biggest
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Big Dave in small font
 raulghoulia: Miniature Giant Dave
 Fanklok: *big Dave points at orphan* "You gonna eat that"
averythetiger: Those numbers on your unit portraits are their remaining move points
 NotCainNorAbel: hi, come here often...I sure don't.  in fact I'm leaving NOW
 goatprince: tome of beasts means more dogs, probably
 FarleyF: also have a look at the bonus on the side window - gives you new abilities
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 SK__Ren: I've found that Nature affinity is kinda busted
 Nigouki: herbablitzed
 Easilycrazyhat: woops
 bytecaster: That sure is how these games go
  Juliamon: That's 4x baybee
 MrGibberish: 4x time dilation
 FarleyF: on the next 24 hour Ben stream 
 Nigouki: one more turn then break
  ChefStephen: one more turn 
 trebuchetboy:   
 TheMerricat: Nothing in the book says they can't have two PIF's running at the same time 
 jamesk902: It's usually a good sign when a game generates a time abyss.
 FarleyF: James gets a message with a requst to play more AOW4 when there is a free slot/day
 Pharmacistjudge: but but i need to go away, but Ben said i can't
  Juliamon: Ben, sitting down to the next session of this a week later: oh..... right
 Nigouki: the only problem with games like these is that my body no longer cooperates. If I'm sedentary for too long it's just pain in so many flavors
 TheMerricat: I'm assuming that AoW is multiplayer compatible, but as PvP, not coop...
 FarleyF: good question - next question
 FarleyF: One thing that has carried over from the third Age of Wonders game is multiplayer. Players can still join each other’s games to conquer procedurally generated realms or fight against one another. Players will be delighted to know that they can still use Hot Seat Multiplayer to play long-term games conveniently.
Spectre97: You can set yourself to be on the same team as other players (or just use the in game diplomacy) and there *is* shared victory if you've got an alliance
 FarleyF: so @TheMerricat short answer is yes
 FarleyF: ooo so potential crossing the long games stream
 FarleyF: Serge/Ben/Matt and maybe others
 SnackPak_:  video games
itira: Good evening everyboooody
 TheMerricat: Evening Itira! 
 Cunobelenos: Do it! What’s the worst that can happen?
itira: sweaty and sore from work but good!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Go Birds!
Spades_Slicc: Wizards shouldn't be in towers, they should be on the coats
 bytecaster: But conversely, "Wizards Tower"!
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay definitely thought this was Civ 6 for a second and wondered what DLC I missed that added Wizards
 lackingsanity: +30 draft income
 Dog_of_Myth: It gives you draft income.
 bytecaster: More doggos
Spectre97: Unit unlocks are from town hall upgrades
Kreiseler: Better units come with research and upgrading your town hall
 Dog_of_Myth: Town hall upgrades
Spectre97: Or Tomes that unlock them
 saucemaster5000: High Sea < Ecto Cooler
 ShaneLeeAtk: Going to save the Dave
 Nigouki: We got a whole murder!
 goatprince: all of that unit type, yes
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh hell yeah crow buddies
 korvys: Murder boys
 A_Dub888: !birb
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 SnackPak_: Russel!
Kreiseler: I've been in and out chat, did he ever talk to the free city underground?
 SK__Ren: Your affinity moves down the track and you buy the nodes with Reknown
  Khalahd: The +8 is based on all the other affinity bonuses
Spectre97: Your affinity passively increases how far you are on these trees, the little branch nodes are the actual abilities, those are what you buy with Imperium.
 Beofryn: General is the sum of all your affinities
Spectre97: You get +points each turn based on your Affinity
CSDragon31: Battle time! "You have found Friendly free city"
 SK__Ren: Or Imperium. I forget thats what its called
Boon_33: eat crow baddies!
 goatprince: that means you like them right
 GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "Starsailing Fae"? I vote we not piss off the fae.
 karpma: now who is profiling...
 Nigouki: mutually beneficial menu
 saucemaster5000: legally distinct beholder
 MAPBoardgames: I don't think watchers have heads
 DeM0nFiRe: He's just Regular Dave nowe
Spectre97: OH yeah I forgot Spawnkin gives everybody real weird gorilla arms currently
 ShaneLeeAtk: Nah, his muscles just got denser
 Rhynerd: “I want to be able to but one watcher head and get another one free!
ButterBall000: Regular Dave in size, Big Dave in soul
 saucemaster5000: DK mode!
 TheAwkes: You picked max slider for your arms. It paid off.
Spectre97: Yeah every houndmaster gets a free dog at the start of every fight. They are "expendable"
  Khalahd: Yes, it is okay if the good boys die. in fact they very likely will.
 MrGibberish: How the empire skill system works is that it increases per turn based off the affinity you have, represented by the points on the top, right. Each tree is represented by the associate affinity with the exception of the white tree, which is general points, which is gained from total of all your affinities you unlock each of the skills when you reach that threshold of points, then pay the imperium influence to activate it
 goatprince: the tomes you get
 Rhynerd: Dog gone, that was some damage
 EikoandMog: o7 puppers
 MegaDosX: I wonder if you can eat the legally distinct beholders
 MegaDosX: Oh that was a beefy hit
ballesta25: Looks like you're paying that bounty to your dogs
 Rhynerd: They seem to be mostly eye. Not sure if eyes are good eatin’
 mercano82: In Zelda style, kill them by shooting them in their oversized eye with arrows
 prince_infidel: THE ONLY THING THAT CAN DEFEAT EVIL IS A GREATER EVIL
 MegaDosX: The best solution for a bad guy with an evil is a good guy with an evil
 SnackPak_: fun
 Raincoast_Bear: Hey there Bengineering! Meat for the meat god!
 fastlane250: 
 goatprince: meat? more like me eat!
 Raincoast_Bear:   
 mercano82: It's at Arby's.  They have the meat.
 saucemaster5000: I have some italian sausage but you can't have it.
 a_Weakling: Hank
 SpleenLord: Discount Warehouse
 Nigouki: Dave's other place
KeytarCat: Place o dave
 EikoandMog: Arby's
 kireawolf: Subway
VoodudeWiseman: Dave's Penthouse
 Dog_of_Myth: Dave's Subway
 fastlane250: Dave's Summer Home
ballesta25: Dave's Summer Home
 mercano82: Dave's Cottage
 MegaDosX: Perfection
 SpleenLord: Dave's Not Here
 Martin_FcG: Medium Dave's Bargain Bin
 Dog_of_Myth: Okay, that's good.
 korvys: Dave's Dive
Boon_33: we're franchising at peak efficiency
 SK__Ren: Eat At Dave's
 Saintnex: Perfect
 TheAwkes: So you're making a whole Dave's seedy aging downtown block of businesses? Dave's place being the local dive.
 lackingsanity: vine prison can be very strong
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 lackingsanity: just locking down half their army
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 mercano82: Tool tips inside tool tips
EldritchProwler: It's got Affinty, it's broken
 goatprince: materium: the tome aspect stuff
 EikoandMog: LIterally a pony.
 FarleyF: BTW Ben you can strip dead heroes on their posessions, including mounts
Spectre97: Alter Appearance might let you do it? I dunno
 FarleyF: including enemy dead heroes
 MrGibberish: Under Adjust Appearance
 Easilycrazyhat: It's not like they need it anymore.
 SnackPak_:  free horse
Cptasparagus: EniDave
 saucemaster5000: Better than Penid
 Simonark: Oooh, now it’s my kind of horror game
 Nigouki: if it was Evad it would have been mirror Dave
 Easilycrazyhat: Those quarters aren't gonna count themselves
Spades_Slicc: Enid could be "City Dave"
 FarleyF: does Evad have a pencil thin moustache
Boon_33: Enid, manager of laundries
 mercano82: Dave's 24 Hour Laundry:  It's definitely isn't a front or money laundering operation.
 Dog_of_Myth: Tier 4 unit too
 FarleyF: wait a minute hwo am i kidding  - does Dave have a pencil thin moustache
 Easilycrazyhat: Enid, Starcher of Shirts
 MrGibberish: In this game, you can both become governed and go around stuff
 ShaneLeeAtk: Swamp Nakama
 saucemaster5000: which troll grants you wishes when you rub their tummy?
 MegaDosX: Wow
 bytecaster: We are already evil, but do we truly want to become trolls?
 Nigouki: powerful gut
 Martin_FcG: A thing of beauty.
  Khalahd: Yeah, that ability is kinda busted since you get the swamp trolls
Spectre97: Tier 4 and 5 have Imperium Upkeep just as an FYI when you do start making them
 Nigouki: a laundromat is a house if you like a spinny bed
 bytecaster: My combination house and laundromat?
 zerragonoss: You can unequip on the hero screen no need to trade
 saucemaster5000:   Army of Big is still getting me
Boon_33: unequip pony then equip pony?
Spectre97: You just have to unequip from one and equip to the other, you don't have to be next to each other (you do all this in the inventory/inspect menu)
 Nigouki: the most delicious animal
 FarleyF: it doesn't appear you have selected the road building perk - there would be a signpost icon to build while they move
 MrGibberish: At anytime, without them near each other. Just unequip from one equip from other
 pn55: Piggy!
 EikoandMog: PIGGIIE
 saucemaster5000: Pumba !
 Easilycrazyhat: I know it's a pig, but calling it goretusk is a bit much 
 Nigouki: 
 MegaDosX: What is pig's name?
 Beofryn: right click on her portrait in her army and you can do her equipment
 SnackPak_: but 
 TheAwkes: Army of Big: Pig.
 Mazrae: Keep them safe but for how long
 FarleyF: Eating animals are you mad - we eat the dead like normal moles
 Mazrae: Looks like Pig is back on the menu boys
WowoT: so has been actually selected the perks like road building?
 saucemaster5000: Enid's gonna have an existential multiverse experience soon to connect with her daughter
 SK__Ren: You just bought roadbuilding
 Easilycrazyhat: Is the glowing line mean we have it?
  Khalahd: You've just clicked all the general ones
 lackingsanity: you can see if the side paths are highlighted, they werent before
 MrGibberish: Also cost. You just clicked on them
Spectre97: When you get to them in the tree you have to buy them (the ones glowing are ones you havent bought yet)
 FarleyF: to build roads have a look for the signpost button on any army
 Easilycrazyhat: I DECLARE FRIENDSHIP
 saucemaster5000: @Easilycrazyhat   for some reason that got me
 FarleyF: as a bonus we will help keep things clean by eating your dead
 ShaneLeeAtk: Not if you eat ALL of them
 prince_infidel: When you eat them, not if?
 Nuurgle: nothing wrong with nibbling on your friends (with consent)
 saucemaster5000: crocodile tear their ass
Styxseus: The thing that grows on its on over time is which ones you can "buy" with imperium -> It's a bit unclear, but when you "buy" the empire skill, the branch towards that icon fills in
 FarleyF: ok so Ben if you see the icon above the shovel that allows you to build roads as you travel
 Nigouki: Biggus Piggus
  Juliamon: Ilharg
TheInnsanity: "FRIEND!" *this user has blocked you*
 saucemaster5000: oh the little run from piggie is very cutre
 zerragonoss: The pig can upgrade into a mama pig as well.
 Nuurgle: Bacon Dave
 Mazrae: Howard piggy
 MrGibberish: Pig can grow up when it gets enough exp
Styxseus: So if you specialize in one domain -> You can buy those skills earlier, etc.
 Beofryn: is Ben gonna be sad or happy when he finds out that the piggies evolve?
 pn55: Rude!
 MegaDosX: Shouldn't have left her on read 
 Easilycrazyhat: "Friends"
 SnackPak_: rude
 bytecaster: Like, dibs though
Spectre97: Claimed just means they're close enough to be mad if you take it
Boon_33: war were declared?
 FarleyF: no takesy backseys
 zerragonoss: Claimed is just they want it and will be mad if you take it, not that they own it
  Khalahd: This is a confusing thing, but it's basically just 'kinda close to their city'
Spectre97: It's dibs, not like they've actually fought it yet
 MAPBoardgames: They called 'dibs'
 Easilycrazyhat: Can you call "shotgun" in Medieval Fantasy?
 FarleyF: @Easilycrazyhat you call "Magic Missile" instead
 bytecaster: @Easilycrazyhat You actually call "halberd"
 Easilycrazyhat: lol
Woogachaka: Just got to hop in, how's it going?
 FarleyF: @Woogachaka we are canibalistic Mole people and we love nature - so good
 TheAwkes: DM, I do that.
 zerragonoss: Its full damge to one half to nearby
Woogachaka: I love this game (its been out two weeks and I have 65 hours in already)
 SK__Ren: It targets an enemy and deals reduced damage to adjacent enemies
 FarleyF: we precooking our food i see
Woogachaka: @Woogachaka 
 SK__Ren: Almost all the spells are friendly fire off
Woogachaka: Feudal nature cannibal moles with tome of the horde. This looks like it slaps
 Nuurgle: so boring magic then
Woogachaka: This has been my franchise of choice for literally 2 decades (since Shadow magic in 2003), glad to see you enjoying it, I know Serge has been on his channel
Woogachaka: I love how this kinda scratches a little bit of that mtg brewing itch while somehow also playing a sweet 4X
 FarleyF: now time to sell their remains and claim their horse
Boon_33: welcome to the bone *dragon* zone
 ShaneLeeAtk: "Sell" their remains
 TheAwkes: It is a good day to Dave.
 steelfox13: Eat the horse ride their bodies...
 Nuurgle: "I'm gonna eat you and the horse you rode in on" "I don't think that's the phrase..."
Woogachaka: There's a tome for that...
Woogachaka: kinda
 Mazrae: For some reason the song Bad Horse just popped into my head with all this horse talk
 steelfox13: lil big dead
  Juliamon: JAIL FOR YOU
adept_nekomancer: Go take a little big nap
 azninsect: jail for 1000 years
 FarleyF: someones getting eaten tonight
 DeM0nFiRe: Little Big Saved
drewm1022: Bad horse with the horrible death whinny
 Mazrae: Little big paved save
 FarleyF: you need to research the shadow tomes to heal undead
Woogachaka: That sounds like leaving calories to run off
 saucemaster5000: I'm imagining this sausage red sauce I'm cooking is the remains of those who hurt lil big dave
 Easilycrazyhat: *Standing on a field of corpses* "Look at all this food!"
 Mazrae: How much of that food were the corpses of their troops
 SnackPak_: yoo
 Easilycrazyhat: Is your great-grandparent an ox or something...?
Kreiseler: Ox bellows!
 saucemaster5000: wanna be roommates?
 FarleyF: How do you feel about Steak
 zerragonoss: Added to  pool means you can hire not that you get them now.
 steelfox13: Let me tell you about long pork...
 Mazrae: I would be like as long as it's not someone I know
Nosser2: Just a little nibble of the forbidden flesh.
 Mazrae: Now equip the sword
 saucemaster5000: just like real friends
 Martin_FcG: Dragon needs the heals.
Woogachaka: My wife approves of the choice of city/hero names
ballesta25: You could hand the sword to the other hero
 FarleyF: you do have other heroes you know
ballesta25: Not sure if that helps governors
Spectre97: They've got skills that'll care about the weapon type probably
 FarleyF: you can have heroes both govern and fight
 FarleyF: and if your hero dies you resurect them
 FarleyF: which reminds me - check your crypt under Hero Management
 steelfox13: I'm pretty sure I saw that flying eyeball fish in an Anime recently.
 Mazrae: Ben because you are playing this, I'm playing heroes of might and magic 6
 FarleyF: if you sell the dead hero you get all their stuff
TheInnsanity: I poop out trolls regularly
 FarleyF: that the hero you slew
 FarleyF: bonus - if you go down the undead path you can raise them as a zombie
 saucemaster5000: @FarleyF that's really sick
 saucemaster5000: as in cool
 Mazrae: Just eat the body of their hero
 FarleyF: @saucemaster5000 it's awesome - i did that when i made an undead rat race
adept_nekomancer: At Dave's Place, when you die, you can't take your horse with you.
 TheAwkes: Enid's Orb and Pony Show
drewm1022: Look at my horse. My horse is amazing.
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Spectre97: Cool thing with a lot of the baby animal units: If you level them up enough they grow up!
 Martin_FcG: So little pig can be big pig?
Woogachaka: somehow running and building a road is faster than just running
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 Rhynerd: I like how one element of Holy Moley Society is “Pigs are adorable and should be protected”
Woogachaka: Gotta add some spice to the meats
 saucemaster5000: nom nom nom
Cptasparagus: Elfkebab
Woogachaka: They look stringy, but how can we know until we try...
 TheNerdWonder: claimed provinces are next to your territory
adept_nekomancer: Settled too close, in Civ terms
 zerragonoss: The tree thing a few north I think
Woogachaka: Province claims are on provinces radiating outward from your "annexed" provinces
 Beofryn: claimed is close enough to a city to eventually own it, not actually owned yet
Styxseus: Like how they got upset over your taking one of their "claimed" things
 Easilycrazyhat: Ben, ever the diplomat.
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Woogachaka: They seem to be NIMBY-ing your goodly molekin. Seems its time to eat the rich
ballesta25: Do you still need to build the province where the bandit camp was?
 saucemaster5000: oh nooo don't eat me senpai, oh noooo....
 Martin_FcG: Ogres like eating things too.
 Painfully_Dyslexic: insert "are we the baddies' clip
Styxseus: I think "claims" pretty much gives you diplomacy ammunition you can use to get money or declare wars, but I havent used it *too* much
Woogachaka: what do the holy molies preach in the clergy commons?
 rosesmcgee: Poison arrows make those corpses sound even less appetizing
 shendaras: Eat fresh
 saucemaster5000: Eat Fresh
 BloodnBullets: hi folks, fantasy Civ?
 MrGibberish: That’s just seasoning @rosesmcgee
 betweenmyself: So…  Arby’s, essentially.
  Juliamon: They hunger. We can provide.
Bowerbird7: Eat flesh
 FarleyF: that reminds me - have we given the small cities stones
adept_nekomancer: Like Arby's, but our enemies have the meats.
 MegaDosX: Remember when you left her on read? 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Hi, I'm Dibs.
 MegaDosX: I don't think that counts Ben
 Martin_FcG: Pronouncments?
ballesta25: You may need pronouncements for justification?
Woogachaka: This city looks like it could be improved with a sprinkling of siege
 MAPBoardgames: Pronucement: You look tasty!
 saucemaster5000: She really shouldn't have shown up for all your meetings doused in 37 herbs and spices
 TheAwkes: Huh. You're literal CHUDs here aren't you.
 SnackPak_: 
 MegaDosX: Hmm. I wonder.
 MegaDosX: Who could guess why?
  Juliamon: Who can say, really
Bowerbird7: Elves just hate that you know how good they taste
 CaptinOfBeez: omg they are CHUDs
Woogachaka: I think we just need to develop a taste for spite seasoned elf
 FarleyF: i mean you have been found to use their pointy ears as toothpicks
 MAPBoardgames: They called 'shotgun' and you took the front seat anyways. Clearly you are demon spawn
 Dog_of_Myth: Or, elves are just racist towards moles.
 Nigouki: the elves should spend more time nibbling on eachother before they talk big like that
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
adept_nekomancer: "What do you mean 'they're delicious' isn't proper war justification?!?"
 betweenmyself: “I just took a few bites of each one in the hopes that the next might taste better.”
 saucemaster5000: I'm about to declare war on this spaghetti
 SnackPak_: Big Dave gets hangry and then goes to war
 MegaDosX: I declare sandwich
 lackingsanity: you could spend imperium to grow the laundromat and pick up the gold mine west of it
ballesta25: Don't worry, Ben, you'll probably have fewer units in a few turns
Bowerbird7: the hatred Elves feel towards you only enhances the flavour of the meat 
Styxseus: You call dibs on our land? We call dibs on your bones
 MAPBoardgames: Yeah, an army my seem like a fun pet NOW. But pretty soon you'll be spending all your money on army chow and cleaning up field latrines.
 Dog_of_Myth: If elves didn't want to be eaten, maybe they shouldn't taste good.
 MegaDosX: Well.
 MegaDosX: Don't dig too deep into the Holey Moleys' morals
  Juliamon: Cats are carnivores, they'll be down for some good meat
 betweenmyself: An army marches on its stomach…  Or occasionally on its enemy’s stomach when they decide to make “elf haggis”.
 saucemaster5000: Rowrnivores
 MegaDosX: It's five to, is it YOLO time?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: rush head long to the Queen song of the ssme name?
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Are you the same as Lysander Gustav?
Lysander_salamander: yes that used to be my screen name
adept_nekomancer: "We'll go find those crystals after lunch."
 Easilycrazyhat: Oh wow, the pig
kamilucky: i love dave's laundromats
 TheAwkes: Pig Venom
 MegaDosX: "Why would you poison the pig?" "idk it seemed like the right thing to do"
 steelfox13: The dawn of the Final Dave
Lysander_salamander: Is this game fun?
 rosesmcgee: Gotta love the Trolly Molies
Talin06: is the troll's name biggest Dave?
 rosesmcgee: @Lysander_salamander it took ben nearly two hours to take the first break, if that tells you anything
 Pywodwagon: wow you can summon yourself
 saucemaster5000: Don't give Big Dave a complex
Bowerbird7: Bigger Than Big Dave But Smaller Than Biggest Dave Dave
 pn55: It's snack time!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, the new name is amazing
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: basically a brewmaster?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If they are like wild boars in this dimension you've got no worries
nikheizen: animal kinship barbs?
 ghizmou: is this xcom?
nikheizen: its like xcom but different
 mercano82: Dave's not here, man
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There is a reason some vets will not do tusk trims on full grown boars
 karpma: war pigs, war pigs
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @karpma So almost any pig?
Spectre97: Just gotta kill everybody
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A lot of pigs wake up every day and choose violence. I know there are exceptions
JonnyGlitched: Hey look it's my favorite Ben! And my favorite chat!
 SK__Ren: @karpma Molemen gather in their masses...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A lot of almost blind archers, the irony is astounding
 MAPBoardgames: TAsty, tasty, Elves
KeytarCat: End of elfangelion
philavoie: Quick question Ben : When's the next Canlander Showdown is going live?
 steelfox13: The poison just adds spice
 rosesmcgee: It's not genocide, it's an AYCE buffet
 Easilycrazyhat: That's uh...a lot of fire
JonnyGlitched: Are we war criming?
Woogachaka: coating all the blades in hot sauce
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is like that one fish that you need special training to prepare
  Juliamon: JonnyGlitched We ARE the war crime
JonnyGlitched: It can't be crimes against humanity, they're Elves
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 steelfox13: big coming?
 FarleyF: as long as big dave cleans up after himself then its all good
JonnyGlitched: He's right on the edge...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Animal Adventures is very good
Lysander_salamander: 
 Seth_Erickson: that's kind of how real wild pigs go to. No telling what's on their teeth when they use them to make you bleed
JonnyGlitched: All concepts are artificial
 niccus: truly the moles are eating good in the neighborhood
 steelfox13: Your corpses shall become my dookie!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Rest easy knowing the spice blend used while you roast will be delicious
 rosesmcgee: I'm glad that Ben is getting into this with the same Let's Nope horror energy
 MAPBoardgames: Is this a battle or a picnic?
Woogachaka: Love that for you. I have some 65 hours and many more to come. Do you think the Lrr-folk would consider a run of this like some of the old civ 6 runs?
 FarleyF: there is a story scenario you could play through - there is also Multiplayer capabilities for Crossing the long game vibe
 Easilycrazyhat: Dave the Pillager "Can we eat it? Yes we can!"
 steelfox13: Sometimes you get peckish in battle
 Dog_of_Myth: @MAPBoardgames Yes
 Saintnex: Oh I think those were our former archers 
JonnyGlitched: Absolute units
 Kipstar: recycling!
 mercano82: You are what you eat
  Juliamon: We're not eating our own dudes, we're consolidating our strength
 Easilycrazyhat: They weren't using that flesh anymore.
adept_nekomancer: "Turns out we're delicious too.  Huh."
Styxseus: Combat-recycling!
ballesta25: eh, moles taste good too
 TheAwkes: The movement damage bonus on that lance doesn't mess around.
Woogachaka: we don't discriminate
JonnyGlitched: just like real dogs
Woogachaka: mole, elf, meat is tasty
  Juliamon: The only thing we shall not eat is our sacred piggies
 pn55:   
 Dog_of_Myth: 
JonnyGlitched: Why did she make sex noises?
 Easilycrazyhat: Turn lady into rock
JonnyGlitched: Turn her in magic, nice
 Pywodwagon: thats basically eating her
 Mr_Horrible: turn her in AA batteries
Styxseus: Eat the flesh! Eat the soul!
 MegaDosX: Holy shit that's dark
KeytarCat: Megaheaven
 Easilycrazyhat: Yes XD
Lysander_salamander: mmm flavor
 saucemaster5000: lick her for eternity!
Bowerbird7: she's probably very salty
 Kipstar: a "good" end
Lysander_salamander: victory!
 mercano82: Are we the baddies?
 MegaDosX: I think a Play It Forward of this could be fun
 TheAwkes: How to eat ghost? Crystallize it and use it to season your food!
JonnyGlitched: Thank you for the stream Ben!
Woogachaka: glad to see you enjoying it!
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 MegaDosX: Add it to the pile
Woogachaka: This one has a really cool multiplayer model too
 karpma: the old backlog mountain
 pn55: At the very least, a CtS could be fun.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 saucemaster5000: too many games this year
 SnackPak_: 
 Saintnex: Ehh, Serge did a play it forward too, so why not?
Styxseus: As always, thanks for streaming! 
  Juliamon: Saintnex That was a little different, Serge's homestream is strictly family-friendly so he does more adult games as PiFs
 TheAinMAP: Good night.
 MAPBoardgames: \[T]/
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 Saintnex: @juliamon fair enough! Did not consider that 
 JonnyGlitched: Monica'a what?
 JohnLockeCole: Hello all
 saucemaster5000: ooo those are big teams
  Juliamon: Who *isn't* it, really
 JohnLockeCole: I heard there was Age of Wonders in here
 zerragonoss: Was is in fact accurate
 MegaDosX: Ooh
 pn55: Ooo cool
 niccus: lmao james that description
 Saintnex: It’s like the block sets 
 zerragonoss: I think only one dlc on the train but it was a fun one
 saucemaster5000: "wheeler is a coward  "
 Orxolon: thanks for the stream Ben!,have a great one
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 JonnyGlitched: We love you
 NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the fun
 Blakemcm: u rock Ben!
 empyreon:   
 hatboozeparty: 
 Saintnex: Thanks for the stream!
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 KWardJenx: This was a very fun Stream. Thank you.
 SnackPak_: 
 Saintnex:     
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream Ben!
 pn55:   
 MegaDosX: It's the afternoon here!
 Niahlah:    
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care!
 JonnyGlitched: it's 11:15AM I might go back to bed
 JonnyGlitched: byeeeeeee
 MrGibberish:  
 Nigouki: lmao
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooooo
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 JonnyGlitched: IT really does
 SK__Ren: Wow
MWGNZ: get rekt aussies
 Saintnex: Heh
 Niahlah: that'll be in the highlights
 pn55: 
 FarleyF: It bloody well days dinki do
 Phailhammer: cya 
 JonnyGlitched: That's because we're the best
 SnackPak_: that was a good secret podvast
Woogachaka: @JonnyGlitched we are precisely 12hrs apart it seems
 FarleyF: Hell Yeah we are
 JonnyGlitched: @Woogachaka east coast USA?
Woogachaka: yep!
 JonnyGlitched: Florida is almost directly below me
  Juliamon: Don't dig down, then
MWGNZ: ^
 JonnyGlitched: @Juliamon don't worry, I never do anything that requires effort
Woogachaka: I'd be not that far off then, I'm in Atlanta
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/BelovedInexpensiveCodFloof-q9WlXrUEottze3jw
Woogachaka: if you decide to go digging, make sure to come visit
 JonnyGlitched: I'm in Western Australia
 JonnyGlitched: Same town as Funko
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