LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Ben is rocking a solo Bonus Stream this evening, he'll be checking out Age of Wonders 4! Game: Age of Wonders 4) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Thefluffiestguineapig: Another solo stream? Is Adam feeling ok?
Juliamon: He got a mild concussion and will be out a few days
Earthenone: adam is lightly concussed
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon That really sucks, glad he is taking it seriously
: it's a wonder
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FarleyF: Hope Adam gets better soon
Juliamon: Music's a titch loud, Ben
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couchboyj: Adam needs to learn that only he can truly let himself out of the jar
FarleyF: Also you could make a truly evil race - that would be spoopy
Earthenone: if you came here looking for ben or the number 4 its like the schedule never changed!
brainbosh: Bonus stream? At least this still gives me time to play RE4 before they get to it.
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matthaus_c: no cheese today, moushley
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Metric_Furlong: Age of Wonders 4: just when you thought we couldn't get more 'legally distinct Master of Magic', we did
Nigouki: wait, bon hoos strem?
Juliamon: For those just joining us, Adam is mildly concussed. Please wish him well!
PotatoWraiths: hey everyone
hieroglyphica: Yay Bonus Ben! I'm a positive thinker, and this is Bonus Ben and Required Rest for Adam times
PotatoWraiths: let's wonder some ages
niccus: is victoria haunted
hieroglyphica: I hope the recovery is brief!
azninsect: is it time to wonder about ages....uh...4?
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FarleyF: Adam cosplaying as Wheeler
PotatoWraiths: this is my favorite track
: energy for adam
kirbytronic: Jacob clearly needs to be strapped into a chair and had to play spoops
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a history master's student wondering at ages is basically my modus operandi
: @kirbytronic famous hater of horror, Jacob Burgess
: hi ben
PotatoWraiths: e p i c
Juliamon: That's... dramatic
Dog_of_Myth: Behold the Wonder that is Ben.
korvys: The drama is up
kirbytronic: @kirbytronic Famous lover of horror, famous badder at handling spoops
saucemaster5000: what's up?!?!?!?!
MegaDosX: Oh hey it's dramatic!Ben
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Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
: Hi Ben!
lazermeow: Sup smily pants.
Nigouki: by watching you~
Mollylele: powerful start 💥
kirbytronic: Ben, you're talking to yourself again
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azninsect: we learnt it from YOU ben
TotallyNotaBeholder: Are you looking at a mirror again Ben, you're looking good too
: Adam hurt his brain
azninsect: smol concuss
TheWriterAleph: omg Oo
Xed_Regulus: Smart and handsome? Well, I sleep a lot
Mischievous_Catgeist: Adams stuck in a well?'
Juliamon: He had a lil head bonky
LessIsMorii: Brain bruise
Nosser2: Oh no.
lazermeow: Who hurt my boy?
SnackPak_: rest up Adam
CaptinOfBeez: literal big brain
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Rhynerd: Hope Adam’s brain feels better soon
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shendaras: Hi Ben. Hope Adam gets better soon.
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Orxolon: what happened¿?
Metric_Furlong: his brain really was too big
prince_infidel: OH NO
CururuGuasu: The LRR crew need to start wearing helmets
Melfina__: Rest well Adam.
MegaDosX: @Orxolon Accident at the gym I believe
Fanklok: Why is Adam stealing Wheeler's bit?
WiJohn: widdle bitty bwain twauma
azninsect: first Kathleen and now Adam, wishing fast recoveries for both good people!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, hope that this is his only one
cptcobalt: Victoria is the real Lets Nope
Mischievous_Catgeist: who cursed lrr?
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frozenphoenix7: Just a smidge
KWardJenx: Isn't concussion Wheeler's bit?
GhostValv: Next is the funny bone
matthaus_c: Serge getting stung by wasps
Nigouki: did Beej ever make it home?
elkae: Good to hear the small concuss is at least properly being attended to
azninsect: is this final destination but just injuries?
jamesk902: The spoops escaped Lets Nope and now haunt the whole island.
Veshnikard: And Wheeler's trip to the ER
Earthenone: beej will be next
silenceaux: Next person injures a hand
lazermeow: It's gonna be Wheeler.
Orxolon: @MegaDosX oh no
Kramburger: Adam joins Wheeler in the concussion padded safety room
Nosser2: Protect your vitals at all costs!
jessieimproved: Hope Adam recovers swiftly and smoothly
Rhynerd: It’s Injury Month for LRR
saucemaster5000: you'd be surprised what we planned for curse number 3
Thefluffiestguineapig: They are getting a body part from each of you
Loonatic93: Heck, Graham even had an issue with his Lymph Nodes.
matthaus_c: ah, you bought a Moushley fursuit
silenceaux: #plans, I'm hype
bobokiddo: wheeler did go to the hospital while yall were in minne
MAPBoardgames: EVIL plans???
elkae: Plans you say?
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CastleOtranto: So Ben's Salazaar cosplay is a go?
Dog_of_Myth: This game rules
lazermeow: Do those plans involve churros?
lamina5432: just bought this over the weekend
Thefluffiestguineapig: In an AGE?
: what could be the cause of the curse?=new moonbase=!?
Fanklok: Back in the 40s
CaptinOfBeez: the OG age of wonders are baller
Juliamon: Maybe it's the NEW moonbase that's haunted
Metric_Furlong: age of wonders 3 was 9 years ago, iirc
: 1690 here's hoping Adam gets better soon and looking forward to this game
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EricTheOrange: Ben all you need to know is Orb. Serge would not orb.
kirbytronic: @Juliamon I thought one of the requirements for a moonbase were it to be haunted because it's cheap and occasionally you get someone extra to hold the boom
MegaDosX: I remember some of them, yeah
jamesk902: That would be neat.
Kramburger: O R B
saucemaster5000: no! orb is lie, all hail cube!
Xed_Regulus: Nah, he went selfish!
averythetiger: You can be evil, orb, or furry. CHOOSE
Mischievous_Catgeist: you can make every chose
lamina5432: he went opps all puns
silenceaux: Serge got in touch with his neutral side at least once
Fanklok: Serge just pretends to be good
EricTheOrange: Serge did the "pie rats"
saucemaster5000: neutral -- the true evil
Metric_Furlong: and thus, Ben started down the road of 4x games
gibbousm: a race of Snerges?
Kramburger: Serge had a hand on the ball
MegaDosX: I bet Serge has a secret dark side. He presents as too nice to the world to not have one.
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Mischievous_Catgeist: love the mug btw
Metric_Furlong: a long, complicated road, that ends eventually in Dominions
lazermeow: Dang, that shirt is dope.
LurkerSpine: I still miss Civ 3.
Kramburger: Ben, if you didn't stream it, it didn't happen. You know this
CaptinOfBeez: nope always new game
theonlybarber: yooo i feeeeel you hahahah
Juliamon: "Oh my god, what the fuck was I DOING"
Mischievous_Catgeist: so how long are we spending in character customization
El_Funko: Morning gamers
Fanklok: It's not long, you'll start it on a Tuesday and finish it on Tuesday
pn55: Opens up game after weeks "Now where was I?"
saucemaster5000: make 4x games as long as a marvel snap game!
jessieimproved: New game gang
averythetiger: This one actually has meta progression for finishing games though
LithelyUnshod: I should boot up Civ1
MAPBoardgames: ADHD is an acronym for Attention Deficit Hey Doughnuts!
MrGibberish: Hey friends
raulghoulia: Legendary start!
jessieimproved: Oh I do that too!
jamesk902: I tend to do that too.
Metric_Furlong: Ben, I need you to get out of my head
matthaus_c: hell yeah
MegaDosX: Ben "Sisyphus" Ulmer
gibbousm: i do that too
kirbytronic: Get halfway through the game and go, "Eh, I feel like resetting"
saucemaster5000: just like real civilizations "oh fuck, time to start over"
TheAwkes: Not a kind of game I can dip in and out of. If It's not my primary game consistently for a long time I'll stop and never play again, because you can't pick it back up, and starting over sucks so much when there's a viable save I don't want to touch. Self defeating genre for this brain.
Spectre97: You get XP towards cool stuff for finishing runs yeah
Spectre97: Win or lose
MrGibberish: Semi meta progression
: but what if you permanently screw up the meta prog too
shendaras: Metaprogression has cosmetics and then some unlock origins and things.
Metric_Furlong: I periodically need to stop myself from getting back into Dominions
matthaus_c: civ games end?
e_bloc: I have a feeling just from this conversation I'm going to get sucked into this
lackingsanity: I rarely finish video games period
kirbytronic: "Eh, I won this one, I'll start a new one/Eh, I lost this one, I'll start a new one"
TehAmelie: even if your score is Ethelred the Unready level, you can gain progress? sweet
MegaDosX: Civ games? Ending??
saucemaster5000: never saw the last 10 minutes of sixth sense. Hope Bruce Willis is okay
theonlybarber: At least this game is not civ length, it's more around 6-10h i think?
Nigouki: for me the exploration part of civ is fun. once borders are established and it turns into an idle clicker I'm out
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Games have an end!?
El_Funko: I've played Total Warhammer for years now and I think I've finished between 1-3 games of Immortal Empires mode
Rhynerd: Just Make Horses Club
saucemaster5000: Everyone be nice, this is his first stream
Juliamon: uh hang on
Metric_Furlong: this is our fault!
SymphonicLolita: LRRbot napping
e_bloc: this is all our fault
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Xed_Regulus: I did not
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ButButTheJesus: I did not!
Boon_33: fresh merch fron the fisty-verse
raulghoulia: First thing I bought from store!
saucemaster5000: sounds made up
MegaDosX: There's no word in that sentence I don't like
e_bloc: beej is rolling over in his grave
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Metric_Furlong: holy subtrain
Nigouki: oh boy
ButButTheJesus: GREAT SCOTT
pn55: LRR just hiding the cool merch from people
spawnofhastur: Thank you @MrGibberish very much!
Kramburger: I have two Agatha Fisty sketches in my house from Desert Bus, I think I NEEED this playmat
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TehAmelie: history fun fact: Ethelred the Unready was a real king of England. he held the throne for such a short time, he's now one of the bottom high scores in Civilization
saucemaster5000: holy moly mr gibberish
Moomin_Latte: TOS 😳
Orxolon: @MrGibberish Thanks for the gift sub!
El_Funko: The longest 4X game I've been involved in is currently 40 years old
Rhynerd: I think I once did an Endless Space for 9 hours
DEATHlikescats: Mr gibberish with the 50 subs!
KWardJenx: Dude! Nicely done Mr. Gibberish.
DiscordianTokkan: Imean, I've been playing Nethack for at least 30 years does that count?
cptcobalt: my husband and I did cross country civ remote play with friends over an entire weekend, it was spontaneously coordinated the Friday night of the weekend
Despoiler98: how did Adam get a concussion?>
Juliamon: Gym accident
SymphonicLolita: concussions for all! (hopefully not)
PotatoWraiths: "what's with all the headers?"
Xed_Regulus: Your brains are so big they just attract hard objects!
luke1x: Let me guess James hit him with a frying pan for another intro to LRRMTG
matthaus_c: you're the occasion
DEATHlikescats: Both Ben’s and Adam too? Plus Kathleen’s ankle. It’s a bad time for health!
: making you read all of them?
Orxolon: no,no,read us
saucemaster5000: nah, let's all go to bed early
: Yeah, end the stream early. I've got Age of Wonders 4 to play.
neisan2112: Ho boy
DiscordianTokkan: I'm not saying this was the cause, but there IS a workout with freeweights called Skullcrushers. Which is the way I got MY bell rung.
DEATHlikescats: Ty like a peek back in time
saucemaster5000: he stuttered, time to start over
azninsect: look at this professional go
matthaus_c: extra extra extra
Nigouki: gonna need to refill the mug before ever getting into the game at this rate
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gualdhar: holy shit, glad Adam is recovering
Orxolon: sorry,thanks you didn't have to XD
TheAwkes: I have been concussed once. That's plenty, thank you very much. Socket jumped off a bolt while I was working on the brakes of my car and punched myself right in the eye with the ratchet in my hand.
FarleyF: *hands over an oscar*
: Good job Ben
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: That’s my name too. Whenever we go out, the people always shout
Dog_of_Myth: Let's go
DEATHlikescats: Well done!
matthaus_c: no, just chatting
MegaDosX: Make sure you clean your plate
cptcobalt: fire away
MrGibberish: Hope everyone is well. Doing so just cause love LRR
CaptinOfBeez: punch it
saucemaster5000: brocolli consumed
frozenphoenix7: Did you walk the dog?
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DEATHlikescats: Have you taken out the trash like I asked?
steelfox13: Well you did your reading homework so yes, videogames time
luke1x: Quick someone dono more subs. Don't let Ben play vidyamagames
OnyxOblivion: well i was watching Ben's cassette beasts VOD but Ben is in TWO tabs now
neisan2112: Yeah this isn't a Ben home stream, with an hour long wind up.
MegaDosX: Keep your pantheon
saucemaster5000: uh-oh, daties
Earthenone: new pantheon, who dis?
Nigouki: dethrone and smooch god
IbunWest: Date of Wonders 4
eric_christian_berg: The Greek Pantheon was a very, very dysfunctional dating sim.
MAPBoardgames: Good gawds! Yall!
matthaus_c: a pantheon is just a fancy name for a polycule
DEATHlikescats: Only if you’re bold enough
CaptinOfBeez: that lady looks like a weird humanoid midna
MrGibberish: Ben, in top right, you can name your pantheon!
averythetiger: New game! Make a faction!
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Every game is a dating sim if you try hard enough
shendaras: There's a beginner scenario, if you want that.
FarleyF: dibs on calling them "The Bengineers"
matthaus_c: BigDave... theon
CururuGuasu: Big Pan
CaptinOfBeez: Ben's Pantheon
Nigouki: Pants Theon
korvys: The Pantstheon
Orxolon: the geneerings
lazermeow: Jebus Crew
WiJohn: Twitch Chat?
MegaDosX: Twitch Chat
steelfox13: Da Chunguseses
BurgerGamer: the dougies
Boon_33: mah pantheon
TheNerdWonder: Bob's Gods
theonlybarber: Always the hardest part honestly
prince_infidel: Ben Heads?
Woogachaka: I've been obsessed with this game. have 65 hours in it since release on the 2nd
Mr_Horrible: Pantheon name: "I used to be a top laner"
gualdhar: Biggus Dickus
7gorobei: Plaid Gods
frozenphoenix7: The Reminalds
averythetiger: "It evolved into Pantheon!"
3and4fifths: Something for Adam?.
WowoT: name it after adam
BrindleBoar: Dragon Deeze Nutz
terribleplan: The Pan Pan
nervousdavid: Rick James!
TheAwkes: Pick a classy theme, like cheeseburgers.
matthaus_c: Bigolas Dickolas
lazermeow: Biggus Dickus.
Woogachaka: Remy's Friends
eric_christian_berg: Teeth Teeth Teeth
FarleyF: Monkey Brigade
TehAmelie: Two Robocops
Mr_Horrible: the Savidogma
pn55: Mild Concussy
e_bloc: in memorium of Adam
SeaDiegoFC: Otaku Jeff
prince_infidel: Adam Deez
3and4fifths: the Concussy
Rhynerd: The Savidan Council
SymphonicLolita: Adam Panthedan
MegaDosX: @Mr_Horrible OK yours is much better
neisan2112: Otaku Jeff
CaptainSpam: Otaku Jeffrey
BrindleBoar: The Otaku Jeffs
AdamYMHMI: The Council of Adam
MAPBoardgames: Honey Concussy?
Juliamon: banned, all of you
Mal2mad: Piccolo Gokus
Woogachaka: The Boshies
KWardJenx: The Savi-Damned
BrindleBoar: or would it be The Otakus Jeff
NotCainNorAbel: hey, i resemble that remark
DEATHlikescats: Well chosen
saucemaster5000: Seabratz Dolls lets go
frozenphoenix7: Perfect, no notes
matthaus_c: so it's a pantheon of Poseidons
Charlie_Victor7: SeaBrats very good
Mischievous_Catgeist: that should be adams chats name
averythetiger: Make a faction!
lackingsanity: create faction for sure
Metric_Furlong: boo to humans
Mischievous_Catgeist: or custom
Dog_of_Myth: Pre selected or make your own.
TehAmelie: hey, streaming adds at least one difficult level
Spectre97: You can also make your own!
Earthenone: which race has the largest women?
MAPBoardgames: Cats? Nya!
Juliamon: Serge went rats
matthaus_c: yesssss skaven
ThreeTwoOnePantsOff: Adam “Giant Baby Human Gorilla” Savidan
SymphonicLolita: rats rats rats rats
Rhynerd: there’s molefolk
ShaneLeeAtk: And here goes the stream
lazermeow: Time for aquatic bats.
KWardJenx: They have Batkin
bobokiddo: character creature. time to be here till first ad break
OnyxOblivion: No doggos?
ButButTheJesus: MOLEY MOLEY MOLEY
Cptasparagus: Holy Moley
Metric_Furlong: there's a lot of good choices. and also humans
matthaus_c: only the men get to have their titties out though
Juliamon: Toadkin 100%
Thefluffiestguineapig: I will be partially paying attention while trying to grind my team up to level 45 to take on the Saffron city gym in let's go eevee
Mischievous_Catgeist: serge did frogs
MegaDosX: @KWardJenx Nananananananana Batkin!
Earthenone: gotta dig the moles
azninsect: oh geez
: the marsh provides
MurphEP: That Molekin is getting it
bytecaster: I guess this is gonna be a fantasy race creation stream.
TehAmelie: clearly we need frogmoles
EricTheOrange: dreamworks face
luke1x: Is Adam a toad or a mole
Mal2mad: Wait, why do toads need a sash up there
bobokiddo: i like it!
Metric_Furlong: Ben makes a compelling argument
PixelsAtDawnGaming: Commit to the meme
Thefluffiestguineapig: Done, no notes
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Holy yes
DEATHlikescats: Dig your way into salvation!!!
FarleyF: fun fact - you can turn your race into 'angels'
saucemaster5000: I prefer ferrets
azninsect: the smol hors!
MrGibberish: Keep in mind their traits. You can swap the,. An pad you can make the holey Miley’s
lazermeow: What is this? Redwall?
ReaperTitan152001: Moley Moley Mole!
MegaDosX: Molekin wizards!
Juliamon: The highest moles
MAPBoardgames: Last time I made frog people. I was defeated and all my people Croaked.
lackingsanity: High for holiness?
: High Moles? Get real.
neisan2112: Wizard Moles?
luke1x: Gotta go with tiny horses club
Boon_33: @ReaperTitan152001 fianlly a redwall 4x
silenceaux: I think the 'holy' aesthetic shows up in Order / yellow, yeah
korvys: There was probably a pre-made mole race
Orxolon: classic video gaming,30 min in customization for it to mean nothing in game XD
CaptinOfBeez: oi be diggin thur hole
TheAwkes: I mean, they'
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Nigouki: noone who conquers is good guys
lackingsanity: You can be evil and high
3and4fifths: They even look a bit like Adam
matthaus_c: I've never known a high person to be bad
brainbosh: What does Holy have to do with Good?
WiJohn: Everyone's a goodguy to someone
Grinnin_Gin: barbarian has spawnkin transformation
Grinnin_Gin: makes them smol
TheAwkes: I mean, *they'll* think they're good guys.
SeaDiegoFC: Mystics do have a ghost though
TheNerdWonder: you could be unholy moleys
Metric_Furlong: feudal has two horsies
lackingsanity: High is order associated
DEATHlikescats: Since when is organized religion the good guys?
BurgerGamer: the unholey moleys
Grinnin_Gin: barbarian makes them smol!
MrGibberish: You can Evil Holey Moleys, and be strong
7gorobei: just means they dig holes
SymphonicLolita: TWO horses in feudal
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who loves the Root RPG just because it is basically the Redwall RPG I always wanted, go try to reclaim the sword of Martin the Warrior
WiJohn: Poor nutrition
Mr_Horrible: because they live underground
Mr_Horrible: reverse rules
TheWriterAleph: wolverine rules
I_Am_Clockwork: oh hek yes Mole folk?
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Beofryn: You will be able to pick whichever mounts you want as your standard in a few clicks
theonlybarber: The half circle depicts good or bad!
Grinnin_Gin: Chaos has a race transformation: Spawnkin. Makes your guys 20% smaller.
lazermeow: Darkoath Shrews.
saucemaster5000: ritual mole cannibals!
Grinnin_Gin: That's why it makes them smaller
theonlybarber: Red - evil, yellow = good
Orxolon: good and evil are concepts,as such they are related to holy and unholy respectively because inquisition
Kramburger: Zerg rush?
Rhynerd: Can you have good and evil at once?
Rourke9: so reductive!
Rourke9: i agree
lazermeow: Red means faster.
WiJohn: Go on...
LithelyUnshod: clip it
IbunWest: I feel like purple is evil since it has a trait literally called Scions of Evil
Metric_Furlong: I mean, nutritionally it's not great
neisan2112: Clip it
SymphonicLolita: aaand add quote
I_Am_Clockwork: remind me never to dine with Ben I guess XD
pn55: Quote that one
SeaDiegoFC: Maximize those resouces
FarleyF: Quote it
Rhynerd: Like cannibalistic devotees to food?
saucemaster5000: nom nom nom!
LurkerSpine: disagree. Cannibalism is indeed inherently bad. Prions disease says hi
Mr_Horrible: I'm not letting Ben teach my theology class
matthaus_c: !findquote cannibal
LRRbot: Quote #616: "Stab *** is my Cannibal Corpse cover band." —Alex [2015-08-28]
Thefluffiestguineapig: It depends, is there consent involved?
Juliamon: Very strongly considering adding that one
KeytarCat: Cannibal imperialists?
silenceaux: as in there is a literal good/evil scale in this game and red tends to give you the 'evil' points
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grendel_original: Somebody better have clipped that shit
Mal2mad: I mean, It's medically bad
DEATHlikescats: It’s bad for brains cus prions but go for cult of the lamb
Valbatross_: ben coming out strong in defense of cannibalism today
juneblue58: I see this game uses a terrible morality system. That's disappointing.
Nigouki: look if we're stuck on an island with no food, just consent to be eaten if you're the first to go
AdamYMHMI: It's a cookbook!!
TheMerricat: I mean how else are the prions going to reproduce if you don't help them chat?
matthaus_c: devotees nuts
ToastyLoaff: Cannibalism is like Science
Dog_of_Myth: I like making the weird matchups. Made some Industrial Nature loving dwarfs
ShaneLeeAtk: Moles and voles are notorious cannibals.
ToastyLoaff: It can be used for good or evil
shendaras: But all the prions =(
FarleyF: Ben "Nom Nom" Ulmer
Mr_Horrible: "It's 2023, eating ass (literally) is fine." - Ben, probably
Grinnin_Gin: The cool thing about this AOW game in particular, is that mixing and matching is encouraged.
DEATHlikescats: Symbolic cannibalism is fine tho
LRRbot: Did somebody mention famous Shia LaBeouf vehicle Holes??
SymphonicLolita: there we go
azninsect: theyre moles. of course theyre holy
IbunWest: Diggy diggy hole
matthaus_c: diggy diggy hole
Rourke9: ritual cannibalism has been a part of a lot of religions for a long time
BurgerGamer: @LurkerSpine if prions means cannibalism bad then what do the existence of stds mean?
steelfox13: Diggy diggy holy hole
3and4fifths: Hey Ben, may I suggest changing the twitch banner since talking sim ended?
LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
DarknessKingCoH: The best part of waking up is fingies in your cup!
e_bloc: rock and stone
Mischievous_Catgeist: build great banquet halls
Grinnin_Gin: This is also a pretty strong combination for aggressive expansion.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @shendaras It genuinely depends on which body parts are being consumed
FarleyF: i mean you need a lot of food to dig dem tunnels
BillTheCat: pick the good one
Grinnin_Gin: Go for one that matches your chosen race trait!
LurkerSpine: seems right on my stream
Akaiatana: It's right on our end
Juliamon: All the info is correct
AdamYMHMI: It's right on our end
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, yeah, it says Garden
gualdhar: twitch stuff is updated
CururuGuasu: Looks right to me
Rhynerd: Says Bonus Stream on my end
7gorobei: it is correct on my screen
brainbosh: I see Age of Blunders
matthaus_c: have you refreshed
gualdhar: you need to reload it
ShaneLeeAtk: It is. Refresh!
Talin06: right for me
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's fine here
I_Am_Clockwork: For da Horde
Juliamon: If it's wrong for you, refresh
DiscordianTokkan: For one of the tags
Rhynerd: also, I vote Tome of Faith
TheAinMAP: Just updated for me.
IbunWest: Better than the tome of the alliance
Tangsm: Tiny cannibals!
I_Am_Clockwork: Roots come from holes
TheWriterAleph: yes yes!
averythetiger: Race transformation spells are the best
steelfox13: Tiny dirt zegglings
DeM0nFiRe: Add a playset of relentless rats
Metric_Furlong: at some point, everyone wants to be the giant rat who makes all of the rules
matthaus_c: give me Cheesestealer Cult
lazermeow: You're halfway there. There is Beastman
Mr_Horrible: the "Oh Shit A Rrrrrrrrrat" Update
: Rat Brothers Unite
BillTheCat: wizard king hell yea
I_Am_Clockwork: Champion or Wizard King? "Yes?"
ratstronomer: Im pro rat
CururuGuasu: Lizard King
saucemaster5000: please, Ben is royalty
Grinnin_Gin: champion works good for you
Valbatross_: the unfortunate truth is the tyranids are the skaven replacement for 40k
ShaneLeeAtk: Black Clover up in here
Spectre97: wizard kings can be a different race than their people
Grinnin_Gin: I recommend champion for hitting and fighting
Rhynerd: Or the Imperium
Earthenone: why dosent the champion have a horse?
DEATHlikescats: Very evil guy with good minions vibes
saucemaster5000: be king embrace being the 1%
Grinnin_Gin: champions punch good
DEATHlikescats: Name them Gru
CururuGuasu: Muscle Wizard King
Rhynerd: What’s more skaven than blowing up your own troops with artillery?
TehAmelie: only King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard can be everything
FarleyF: Wizards can have mounts
brainbosh: You can c hange your race for you too
SymphonicLolita: strong start
Rourke9: oh wow
Dog_of_Myth: Yep, there is alot of customization.
averythetiger: Change to pose 1 to see weapons
ShaneLeeAtk: O R B
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korvys: Pretty smug for a guy who eats people
TehAmelie: that is one cocky mole
Grinnin_Gin: he's smirking because he just ate like, ten random other mole people
Pywodwagon: it looks like sword and shield gets a horse
Rhynerd: Big staff
I_Am_Clockwork: that staff.. its so... needlessly large
brainbosh: pondering orbs
IbunWest: Time to ponder
AdamYMHMI: Big stick!
Dog_of_Myth: I think so
Pywodwagon: look at the description
BrindleBoar: mouse over the weapons
lackingsanity: hover over the name, it says hero mount. same for bow
FarleyF: two handed weapons mean no mounts
Grinnin_Gin: you get horse if you are a one hander
Grinnin_Gin: you dont get a horse if you two hand
SymphonicLolita: b e e g
averythetiger: It's the binary gender slider
WiJohn: @Grinnin_Gin Not random, it's ritual cannibalism. They were carefully picked from the queue
TehAmelie: "mole" and "slightly bigger, relative to a mole"
CaptainSpam: Ah, the body shuffler slider.
theonlybarber: You can always change your weapon later also, depends on the ones you loot
frozenphoenix7: Sometimes it's in then it's out, it's up then it's down
Rourke9: big mole
TheWriterAleph: my talleeeeest
Juliamon: Zim time
WiJohn: The almighty Tallest
ShaneLeeAtk: Maximum Mole
DEATHlikescats: Very invader Zim
Grinnin_Gin: using Irken logic to decide leader
saucemaster5000: I do automatically follow the tall ones
I_Am_Clockwork: Why would the Mega Mole not just eat the smaller moles and gain their powers
averythetiger: We can make a custom title of "The Tallest"
Earthenone: the biggest mole simply eats the smaller moles
Rhynerd: You are the giant mole that makes all of the rules
I_Am_Clockwork: They totaly do that, don't they
TehAmelie: it's a lorgocracy
AdamYMHMI: I assumed it was biggest stick
TheMerricat: once again LRR devolves into heighism
GhostValv: the holiest moliest
Grinnin_Gin: YE THE CUSTOM LEADER TITLE
luke1x: Ah so you are Lurr
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Grinnin_Gin: you can zoom in
arkham1981: I thought the tallest thing only worked for Irkens?
MrGibberish: Don’t forget Ben, there’s a race custom tab on the top
: im trying, ben
saucemaster5000: grow "up," stupid
I_Am_Clockwork: blatant altitudists LRR
Grinnin_Gin: you can also have a different race for your leader completely
Grinnin_Gin: just as a heads up
I_Am_Clockwork: BEEEEG Haaaat
goatprince: ah, i see we're going for 'Mascot Creature' instead of the alternate option of 'Hot Elf'
BurgerGamer: big hat logan??!?
DEATHlikescats: Perfect hat
CaptainSpam: HELL. YES.
mulligan2six: time to put on the robe and wizard hat
saucemaster5000: I'd date em
electra310: Put on the robe and you're ready
Grinnin_Gin: big dark souls vibe
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TehAmelie: you know the tradition, any kind of armor will interfere with your spellcasting
Rourke9: yea! we get a bad rap
Dog_of_Myth: Heya Raiders
Grinnin_Gin: is this Caleb the Cannibal
TotallyNotaBeholder: Reduse, reuse, recycle
ToastyLoaff: *That* isnt why you're a bad guy
ShaneLeeAtk: Hello, Raiders!
LessIsMorii: Howdy raiders
frank_the_great: Hi chat, just got here. Why no Let's Nope? Is it b/c Adam hurt himself at the gym? Hope he's doing okay
jamesk902: If you want a horse, you can't use a greatsword.
MrGibberish: There’s races and colors on top
Kit300: Went from swol to Gandalf real fast
e_bloc: think about it, if you eat everyone there can't ever be zombies
LessIsMorii: @frank_the_great Yeah, concussion
averythetiger: Be sure to use the race tab to choose your peoples' mounts
shendaras: Don't forget the race tab for other options as well.
electra310: They care about hair on your bottom?
frank_the_great: @frank_the_great Oof, first Wheeler and now Adam
Grinnin_Gin: try the pose
goatprince: just imagine what you'll do to your guy once you start playing
Mischievous_Catgeist: faction icon at the top
I_Am_Clockwork: You can pick your friends, and pick your nose, just don't pick your friend's nose (without permision)
Woogachaka: I love this
goatprince: big 'I'm grillin' here' energy
FarleyF: oh yeah good point - your flag/faction icon
LordZarano: Stand tall and carry a big stick
saucemaster5000: that dude is never late to brunch
randus2003: but can we pick our friends noses?
DEATHlikescats: LRR colors?
FarleyF: Stand tall and carry a knife and fork
theonlybarber: Do moles even see colors?
ShaneLeeAtk: I mean... Moles have terrible eyesight
Rourke9: walrus is the mole of the sea
azninsect: we scavenged them, maybe
Grinnin_Gin: when did Helmann's get a moleperson spokesperson
FacelessManAboutTown: Don't see color? Ben's an enlightened centrist D:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, aren't moles colorblind and mostly navigate by smell?
goatprince: you can swap weapons later too
shurtal: how great is the sword, really?
gualdhar: OR B
korvys: I dunno - that seems like a pretty good sword at best
MrGibberish: Great sword and Staff can’t use a mount
: Oh yeah, you "Can't see colour" huh?
Boon_33: all hail the tallest
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SymphonicLolita: teeny horse
I_Am_Clockwork: teeny horse is very good
shurtal: just like Radahn
saucemaster5000: Which mount tastes the best?
goatprince: @ShaneLeeAtk thank
Grinnin_Gin: pig gang
Mischievous_Catgeist: pigs eat people to
raulghoulia: Please tell me that customization is the whole game
Verrain2: Full boar!
Thefluffiestguineapig: So boars are meaner but ponies have a grudge against the world
I_Am_Clockwork: I think you can enter a cutom title
WiJohn: Tall Guy
Boon_33: grand poh-bah
Grinnin_Gin: Tall Tallman
ArcOfTheConclave: your tallness
shurtal: First name Butt, Last Name Sniffer
MrGibberish: You can type a different title
mulligan2six: Hans Moleman
neisan2112: Big Dave?
BurgerGamer: Big Cornelius
Boon_33: the tallest
: @goatprince Welc..., ?
averythetiger: Click the pen! You can make a custom royal title!
azninsect: Big Dave
I_Am_Clockwork: Tall Guy Big Chungusamongus
Rhynerd: Big McLargeHuge
KeytarCat: Big mcLarge-Huge
electra310: The only emperor is the emperor of ice cream
AdamYMHMI: First Name: Adam Last Name: Savidan
goatprince: of Dave's Discounters
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think I still have a scar on my back from a pony stud who decided that picking his feet was unacceptable and bit me
Spectre97: You can write in a title if you want a custom one (the pencil icon)
neisan2112: The lineage of Big Dave continues
Kit300: Biggest Ben
azninsect: Big Daves Holey Moleys? You got a hole you can dig? Or cant dig? Or maybe want to dig?
: Holey Moleys
Grinnin_Gin: the tutorial is good
: glory to big dave!
TehAmelie: so far this is more like Stellaris than Age of Empires
LRRbot: Did someone say Holes??
averythetiger: Oh, it actually starts us underground
shurtal: now you just need to team up with Large Buster, and start a chain of arcades/bar/restaruants
Spectre97: This is the tutorial dimension
MrGibberish: Oh we start underground,
Fanklok: You replaced Adam with Big Dave??????
Grinnin_Gin: each turn is hyperlinked to a definition
FarleyF: if you hover over the underlined then it gives you an explanation
ShaneLeeAtk: They said the thing!
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Grinnin_Gin: *each term, even
Spectre97: Nested tooltips! You can hover over anything underlined in those hovers and it shows you that thing
Mr_Horrible: Bow Down, Overdweller
TheWriterAleph: those topsiders know what they did
I_Am_Clockwork: You need a drill to pierce the hevens
theinvisiblevoice: maybe the above ground people suck and the holy molees abandoned them
SymphonicLolita: oh so big dave was the guy at the end of the first incredibles movie
PixelsAtDawnGaming: When you're living under feet, you RISE UP
frank_the_great: Ooo, an encyclopedia. I always like it when wiki games have their own wiki
CururuGuasu: For too long you have been beneath them, but nothing is beneath you!
WiJohn: Dave's Place
Critterbot: Hmm, so what I've seen from this game so far it's like if Heroes of Might and Magic and Civilizations had a baby.
silenceaux: Not a fan of Harps?
Mischievous_Catgeist: the mound
I_Am_Clockwork: Mole hole
goatprince: Dave's Discount Emporium
Grinnin_Gin: The Dave Land
Tangsm: Big Dave's Discount Housing
ReaperTitan152001: Big dave's
Grinnin_Gin: Dave's Dungeon
ShaneLeeAtk: Dave's Not Here should be the next one
CururuGuasu: Next to Davewalk
I_Am_Clockwork: Capital of the Holey Moleys: Dave's Place
Kit300: Only Daves
DEATHlikescats: Dave’s Sugar shack
bytecaster: It's just like my place, you know
TehAmelie: we have about 8 different directions to scout in. here i would like if you could just send out dudes in every direction and just pay up for those who run into barbarians and whatnot
shurtal: Dave's Place, in Daveton County
I_Am_Clockwork: Cuz their emperor's named dave init
Mischievous_Catgeist: not one is Not a wendys
gualdhar: Dave has never lived here btw
azninsect: "Daves Place" is very good
WiJohn: There's two kinds of people in Dave's place, Dave and food
StringCheeseRiot: You need to invade and capture Australia that'll give you the best position on the board
mercano82: Of course, when the Emperor is out campaigning, Dave’s not here, man!
azninsect: but, like, Dave doesnt live there man
I_Am_Clockwork: Glod or Fud! Glod or Fud!
Verrain2: Next city: Dave's other place.
electra310: Discount emporium
frank_the_great: When I play Civ I change my cities to different types of Frank e.g. Frank 2, Frank Jersey, Frankfurt, Franktopolis
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am casually looking through the wiki for businesses that Dave's Spokesman has advertised
Kreiseler: You can hover over anything underlined to have it explained
goatprince: (getting more gold is also good)
Grinnin_Gin: food, then gold, then other things
El_Funko: Food definitely makes me expand quicker
KWardJenx: Dave's not here man.
I_Am_Clockwork: no one likes a hungry Holey Moley
korvys: Well, tutorial person is suggesting Storehouse
Mischievous_Catgeist: or its alphabetical order
StringCheeseRiot: Who did you pick to start as?
Kit300: Dave's Wacky Sticks and Shiney bits
averythetiger: And unit recruitment is a different resource
Grinnin_Gin: you can also automate production
Fanklok: Why does Dave, the largest of the mole people, not simply eat the others
neisan2112: @Fanklok That'
ShaneLeeAtk: He did
TheAwkes: @Fanklok That's the thing. He does.
goatprince: i do like that units and nuildings are separate construction queres
neisan2112: kina there thing
korvys: "Give (ORB) Whispering Stone"?
TehAmelie: he needs the small moles to delegate
Grinnin_Gin: Army of BIG
StringCheeseRiot: Dave: turn off the dark
DEATHlikescats: Big book of Dave followers
Kit300: He ate all the other Dave's of his people. Can be only 1 Dave
MrGibberish: @goatprince Ya. Especially since you can rush a unit in an emergency
Cptasparagus: Okay so you have an army, what about a leggy?
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averythetiger: You would have been given a horse, but not if you choose greatsword
Grinnin_Gin: you have a horse scout fyi
theonlybarber: I believe you can click on your face in the middle of the screen to modify your equipment
DEATHlikescats: Pure, concentrated, Dave.
Dog_of_Myth: You have a scout in the city already
Grinnin_Gin: it has a small reminder queue above the 'end turn' button
Grinnin_Gin: you can dig out the walls!
Grinnin_Gin: the shovel button
TheInnsanity: full speed into that mountain!
Ferisar: by marauhders
goatprince: once you get the perk, yes
theonlybarber: Not all walls but yes
goatprince: and only some walls
goatprince: digging walls is free too
StringCheeseRiot: Huh did my sub go through?
averythetiger: I... did not know about digging
Kit300: Dig Dave's
Grinnin_Gin: this game has SO MANY mechanics, you're in for a bit of a ride en
spawnofhastur: Can I pet the dog?
Spectre97: Folks who start underground get digging for free
Juliamon: StringCheeseRiot If it's a Prime sub you may need to refresh
Ferisar: get us the most british lady you can find us
CaptinOfBeez: dirt walls only right?
Grinnin_Gin: yeah the game is a lot like civilization
MrGibberish: Have you played previous Age of Wonders games?
Spectre97: It's like Fantasy Civ but when you fight you can do XCom style combat
Rourke9: o no
Grinnin_Gin: The world/city layer = Civilization. The combat layer = xcom
TheInnsanity: pacify the rebels!
TheWriterAleph: our only weakness!
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StringCheeseRiot: You need to capture Australia it will give you the best position on the board 👉👉
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Kreiseler: The brigands are the moles who refused to be cannibals
Dog_of_Myth: Not enough movement
Boon_33: neutrals, despicable.
Kit300: The Anti-Dave outcasts.
Ferisar: "few kn- they're bad guys"
KeytarCat: Heroes of Might and Magic, but with Civ cities?
azninsect: "Tell my Dave I said...hello"
MegaDosX: All I know is my gut says maybe
Dog_of_Myth: @KeytarCat sort of
mercano82: They’re not true Moles, they are but lowly Gophers.
GhostValv: oh dang
Seth_Erickson: Chaos 👀
averythetiger: Good news, you will never have to care about the trees you have no affinity in
goatprince: if you want more dogs the green affinity tree goes towards that idea btw
Dog_of_Myth: Don't have enough resources yet.
Spectre97: These trees go up automatically, those little nodes that branch off are what you spec into
Seth_Erickson: We can have an empire of dogs 👀
averythetiger: On the green tree, you can get free dire penguins
MegaDosX: I'm sorry, did you just say dire penguins?
MegaDosX: Because that's the best thing I've heard all day
Dog_of_Myth: Yep @MegaDosX
Himyul: That's right, Ben. Don't let AI do your job for you
CaptinOfBeez: If Total war has taught me anything the computer sucks at stratagy
ToaKopaka331: hey finally made it to a LRR stream! excited to watch
MrGibberish: @megadosx They are may stay of the series
SK__Ren: This is strong HoMM + MoM
Mr_Horrible: Ben not a fan of that RTUssy?
averythetiger: Hex-based, dice-rolling action
asterisk2401: Thanks for helping me finish my hw, im going to go eat
asterisk2401: Also the moles are hype
CaptinOfBeez: computer lost 500 troops? pfffft I can do it in 1200!
Manae: Hex-based is the superior strategy base
Evil_John_Cena: Hi Ben
: @Manae Warlock lyfe
goatprince: i don't thing overwatch is in this, but guard is
StringCheeseRiot: Zerg rush!!
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A_Dub888: Ben "Poo Brain" Ulmer
Mr_Horrible: I mean, fair, I also cannot really manage RTS. I just had to take the opportunity for the bad joke
Seth_Erickson: You know what the only game similar to this I ever played was Goblin Commander: Unleash the Horde for the original xbox and damn what a game
ShaneLeeAtk: AOE was my drug of choice
StringCheeseRiot: Dave rush!!
KeytarCat: Melee (based)
Seth_Erickson: it holds sway over a small portion of my brain that causes me to remember it every now and then
FarleyF: honestly for me this game feels like the spiritual successor to masters of magic
Fanklok: I played a Total War a long time ago. I had an army of one man in a province and every year there was a peasant revolt and every year he single handedly slathered hundreds of farmers
fastlane250: tic tacs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the flowing mane and tail of the pony feels very on brand for most pony breeds
MrGibberish: @farleyf The whole series is
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Also these pokemon need to stop eating berries and immediately running away!
: yeah, Age of Wonders is to Master of Magic what basically the entire Space 4X scene is to Master of Orion
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SK__Ren: I never played the original MoM, but my first exposure to the style was the Fall From Heaven 2 mod for Civ IV
A_Dub888: BigDave's BigCharge
Orxolon: holy moly
Orxolon: *Adam's voice* Holy moly that did soo much dAmage
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Metric_Furlong: @SK__Ren ah yeah, FFH2. versions of that mod are still being worked on, surprisingly enough
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Niahlah: take my money!!
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Dog_of_Myth: Large Lad
averythetiger: He thicc
SnackPak_: biiig dave
TheWriterAleph: all hail the D A V E
lackingsanity: he's not small dave
Kramburger: Large and in charge baybeeeeeee
SymphonicLolita: that dave really big
MegaDosX: BigDave is big, film at 11
Serioavion: Missed the start, Adam have the night off?
I_Am_Clockwork: Biges of the Holey Moleys
SnowBuddy18: more like a big DAVE-fferencec
shurtal: Big big BIG, and i mean BIG Big
jamesk902: Presumably they're afraid he'll eat them.
goatprince: That's The Dave (TM) Difference!
saucemaster5000: Dilf Bifferent
MegaDosX: @Serioavion Adam recovering from a minor concussion unfortunately
Metric_Furlong: @Serioavion he has a concussion, so he's recovering
Tangsm: So we know moles aren't prone to hyperbole.
TheWriterAleph: it's the Place where Dave is
BrindleBoar: @Tangsm hypermole, on the other hand
Dog_of_Myth: That is good for you
Orxolon: what did you collect that make you giggle?
Niahlah: wait.. isn't Graham's character that talks almost monotone named Dave too??
DeM0nFiRe: Come see the Holey Moleys performing live every Thursday night at Dave's Place
Metric_Furlong: oh right, you get extra food resources from this battle on account of the whole cannibalism thing
MegaDosX: @Niahlah That's Dave Spokesman, no relation
Niahlah: still a Dave!!
TheMerricat: @Orxolon The name of their capital is "Dave's Place"
Mazrae: Gandalf the green
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hat is top tier
Orxolon: @Orxolon aaahhh ok
Juliamon: Niahlah He's the spokesman FOR Dave, easy mistake
Metric_Furlong: Big Dave needs his protein, to maintain mass
Dog_of_Myth: Ben, don't forget to expand your domain.
Niahlah: Dave, the spokesman for Army of Big
averythetiger: Your scout is on its own, but there's a reinforcement radius
Himyul: do you want chronic wasting diseases? Because that's how you get chronic wasting diseases.
Dog_of_Myth: Build mines, farms, etc.
lackingsanity: so when you get a new population in your city, you can grow its area out to a neighbouring tile
Rhynerd: As said by the spokesman: I am not Dave. Don’t tell him I sent you.
packattack_0: click on the city name
lackingsanity: you can also spend imperium to get a new population without waiting for growth
MrGibberish: Rule of thumb, personally, at least 4 provinces away.
lackingsanity: this is distinct from outposts
KeytarCat: Army of Big is good
Kreiseler: Yep, structure production. The red draft is unit production
Niahlah: Big Army of Big.. Big Dave recommends?
lackingsanity: 1 turn till the city grows
FarleyF: Hammers = Production Building Swords = Production Units Crystal = Production Magic Units
lackingsanity: its on the green head. its one
FarleyF: Look at the person's head
MrGibberish: Next to cog
Dog_of_Myth: Once your population increases, you can expand your territories
FarleyF: no probs - this game is awesome so anything to help make this smooth as
Thefluffiestguineapig: We want Big Dave to succeed in having Dave's Place be as big as he is
MrGibberish: To build an outpost, click on province itself
averythetiger: And heroes have to be present in the region when you start an outpost
Dog_of_Myth: You got it Ben.
MrGibberish: Outposts are for precursors to new cities
lackingsanity: outposts are for claiming tiles that arent right next to the city
Dog_of_Myth: Building where there are nodes will get you bonuses
lackingsanity: the adjacent tiles you can get via population growth
TheMerricat: So... game isn't impenetrable but IMO it does need just a _tad_ bit more explaination.....
lackingsanity: honestly that upper area is not a great spot for an outpost imo
Kreiseler: Personally, I find nodes easier to see on the zoomed out map, especially underground.
Dog_of_Myth: @TheMerricat Yeah, but the good thing is that it is fairly easy to pick up.
Thefluffiestguineapig: This isn't Just Shapes and Beats
FarleyF: um short answer yes but its down the path
FarleyF: on the white path there is an option to 'turn into boats'
averythetiger: Dave is now free to move around. The outpost will finish itself
Kit300: Great wall of Dave
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kit300 I think you mean Great Wall of Big Dave. Or maybe Big Wall of Dave, I don't know which one is funnier
EikoandMog: "Low Stability cultures" as in bad guys.
saucemaster5000: Bad guys have curlier mustaches
averythetiger: In the bottom right, that red moon symbol is your alignment
Kreiseler: Dark was a culture choice instead of feudal, high, etc
a_Weakling: what species are you?
goatprince: dark is the purple aspect
Dog_of_Myth: Bottom right of screen, under your picture
FelanEntane: Its the symbol under your leader in the bottom right. You are slightly evil at this point
MrGibberish: Dark is very specific culture. You chose Feudal
FarleyF: the Mask just under daves place name helps show your stability
Desruprot: It has Age Of in it, but is it not an RTS?
VoodudeWiseman: If you have little skulls on your outfits, you're the baddies
FarleyF: @VoodudeWiseman i mean we are canibals and so could collect skulls
VoodudeWiseman: True 🤔
averythetiger: Oh no. Do we have to cross water to find a tunnel to the surface?
Tangsm: So is there a subocean?
: Skulls are where the brain lives.
MrGibberish: Already did it.
AdamYMHMI: Skulls are something everyone shares!
lackingsanity: you already did this, it was for claiming that province
TheWriterAleph: it's the button that goes *ping*
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey Ben, is there a schedule for Benjineering I can find so I know when you are streaming Pokemon?
KeytarCat: Upper right, by the map?
Desruprot: Magic Missile nice
KeytarCat: (under the sub banner)
MegaDosX: I'll go get my d4s
Orxolon: i cast magic missile at the darkness
shurtal: and it's RAD AF
MegaDosX: It's Pokemon adjacent
KeytarCat: Yo, I caught some of that stream it's dope af
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds rad
a_Weakling: Music slaps
SeaDiegoFC: I caught up on the vod today and the moment the devs gave you a message in game was so freaking cool!
hieroglyphica: Nice! That's the one made by the kingdom folks, they do very good work
saucemaster5000: I'm a dog taker
Desruprot: yes, doggos are good bois
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, I will need to get into that discord but thank you so much!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, triple cat here
Rhynerd: I am presently next to a dog
CaptinOfBeez: no need to apologize, you're growing and thriving with LRR
hieroglyphica: I'm extremely excited for the 80s themed Kingdom coming out soon
MegaDosX: Oh that's outstanding
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds super surprising but very gratifying
hieroglyphica: I'm currently feeding a dog! Dog havers untie
hieroglyphica: *unite lol doing too many things at once
bytecaster: @hieroglyphica Don't untie the dog!
MrGibberish: You can choose more skills.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love dogs though, I recently applied for a job to be a dog trainer!
CaptinOfBeez: my pup just pooed on the floor... potty traings going great
CaptinOfBeez: hes regressing today apparently
saucemaster5000: I'm almost potty trained, gimme two more weeks
hieroglyphica: But but, if I don't untie the dog how will he be collarless and free in his own home?! I have a naked dog when it's not walk time XD
MegaDosX: 10/10 no notes
Neddy471: I'm bringing my "Mr Darcy" home on the 27th, just after finishing 3 years of construction.
WiJohn: Well, we call them Davewaggons
Neddy471: Pray for me.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is attention to detail that I love
averythetiger: It's basically just minecraft
hieroglyphica: @captinofbeez my condolences! Good luck 🤞
lackingsanity: theres a gold mine on the province directly between daves place and the outpost, so building an improvement there will get you extra gold
the1thatcreatetheheavens: hey ben
saucemaster5000: am I still considered potty trained if I poo on the carpet on purpose?
WiJohn: Can't eat them if they run
CaptinOfBeez: @hieroglyphica Thanks! We are hanging in there lol
Neddy471: @saucemaster5000 That just makes you a cat.
Nuurgle: where's the "make friends" option??
FarleyF: what if you poop to show dominance
a_Weakling: dem evil tinyboys
MegaDosX: Nobody's ever said that before
Nuurgle: someone has
Thefluffiestguineapig: But aren't gargoyles stone?
goatprince: btw: you can auto-combat and retry manually if you don't like the result
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wouldn't that give you terrible GI distress?
CaptinOfBeez: then eat them again cause you werent done with that
Mischievous_Catgeist: stone soup
Phazon_Kiwi: Is this like Heroes of Might an Magic when it was good?
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AussieBrainDoc: pooping rocks is a power flex
FarleyF: OMG i just thought of eating a races messnger - pooping them out then flinging them back using catapults. Call it the "Return to Sender" move
Mazrae: Between you and Serge I have now put it on my wishlist
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AussieBrainDoc Pooping rocks is what happens after you take pain meds post a major surgery and the surgeon forgets to tell you that you need to take stool softeners
the1thatcreatetheheavens: i always thought gargoyle's were like the weeping angels, where when they are look at the are stone
bytecaster: @FarleyF Wait is that what happens in the third lord of the rings movie?
: big dave gonna GIVE IT TO YA
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FarleyF: @FarleyF i don't know but that would make an awesome/akward section of the movie
averythetiger: If actual models disappear, they do less damage
SK__Ren: Correct, but its based on model count in the unit so Single Model units don't do less damage
Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't stop laughing at FarleyF's pooping out the messenger thing
AussieBrainDoc: @AussieBrainDoc ouch!
Nuurgle: if you're eating corpses, you're definitely the baddies
a_Weakling: you get to eat the rocks!
FarleyF: Big Daves Return to Sender move
averythetiger: No real healing during combat
SK__Ren: Temporary HP is busted
CaptinOfBeez: remember kids! cannibalism solves as many problems as it makes!
SK__Ren: If you have a healing unit you can run around with a half dead army and heal Turn 1
bytecaster: @CaptinOfBeez True neutral
FarleyF: i mean if my enemy ate my dead troops while staring me in the face i would be scared
Kreiseler: I think all healing in this game is temporary hit points
Mazrae: Eat the bodies off the floor, Eat the bodies off the floor, Eat the bodies off the...... FLOOR!!!
goatprince: or go upo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Diggy Diggy hole?
SymphonicLolita: dig a tuuuunel dig dig a tuuunel
saucemaster5000: Shoot, moles are terrible at tunneling
Dandinstorm12: so chat, why Big Dave and not Big Kevin
averythetiger: Diggy diggy hole.
goatprince: [underground passage]
Dog_of_Myth: Underground Passage by your city
Beofryn: excavating can reveal treasures...or problems
CaptinOfBeez: thats unfortunate placment
Styxseus: I feel like the temp. hit points is pretty much just "Combat healing doesnt mean they stay healed after combat"
WiJohn: Dave's had a passage to the surface in his closet this whole time
Larkonus: The surface dwellers must be made aware of the majesty of Big Dave.
Dandinstorm12: Aquire dog
MrGibberish: Also, you unlocked the boat skill in the empire skills
goatprince: imperium perk
bytecaster: Open diplomatic relations?
Tangsm: Diplomacy... invite them to dinner.
korvys: "Have dinner... with... them"
averythetiger: In your big tech tree, on the white bottom part
Kreiseler: It's in the white imperium tree
FarleyF: ok so on your empire tree - have a look at the white path at the bottom
saucemaster5000: Eat, Pray Love them
Dog_of_Myth: Boat or another passage
Dandinstorm12: free some hearts and minds?
SK__Ren: There is an embarkation empire perk
CaptinOfBeez: "free" the hearts and minds
FarleyF: @Dandinstorm12 unless you leave them in the body - use it like a giant plate
a_Weakling: fighting in Nom has a whole different meaning
averythetiger: And here's the normal map!
Tangsm: Surface is haunted.
Larkonus: Turns out, the surface is terrifying.
MrGibberish: Uhh. Woos
Dandinstorm12: we out
MAPBoardgames: Too bright, going back home
MegaDosX: Abraham Simpson leaving with his hat
bytecaster: Turns out, there was a reason we went into the underground
CaptinOfBeez: hmmm seems you build under a haunter graveyard.... gunna need a priest
Dandinstorm12: a young priest and an old priest
CaptinOfBeez: free food?
FarleyF: isnt a graveyard just a buffet
I_Am_Clockwork: its how you've been getting corpses up to now
Dog_of_Myth: Boosted means cheaper
goatprince: boosted? more like busted
WiJohn: They do say eat the rich...
Dandinstorm12: at the light?
Easilycrazyhat: Risky for the buisqiy
Dandinstorm12: since we aren't in darkness anymore
MrGibberish: You can rush a unit
Tangsm: Does that giant spider have a flock of sheep?
averythetiger: Top right button
Khalahd: Page up and down
bytecaster: @Tangsm Everybody needs a hobby
FarleyF: PG up/PDdown
Dog_of_Myth: Upper right corner. arrows
SK__Ren: Arrow button top right
averythetiger: Where do we put the dirt we dig out?
Dandinstorm12: so chat, is Dave.....the bad guys?
FarleyF: there it is - the waves icon on the white tree
Dandinstorm12: so the bad guys then
saucemaster5000: oooh library, now we can read manga and mom has to consider it "art"
goatprince: dave's just self-interested
bytecaster: badish guys
FarleyF: you use crowns to buy the ability
TheInnsanity: we're just normal men
SymphonicLolita: grey morality guys
SnackPak_: dave prefers the term antagonist
Boon_33: the key is to win so you can write the history books
Dog_of_Myth: Because the spell you learned.
SymphonicLolita: just innocent moles...
Ferisar: just innocent moles....
FarleyF: you can cast "enchantments" like in MTG that affect the board/units
Dandinstorm12: invading the surface
frank_the_great: What do you mean normal moles?
Kreiseler: You're being told it because you finished researching an enchantment spell
jessieimproved: The morally gray runs hit harder because they are more realistic. Pure evil is more fantasy.
Larkonus: Holey Smalley Moleys
ShaneLeeAtk: Go Birds
averythetiger: You do still have to cast your transformation.
Boon_33: but do we deserve crows?
Spades_Slicc: Bird underground?
Tangsm: The crows fit well with the whole eating our enemies thing.
Dandinstorm12: mini moles!
averythetiger: Just permanent mole buff
goatprince: all moles. not just your moles.
Dandinstorm12: unleash the swarm
SymphonicLolita: Army Of Big
bytecaster: We are changing the fabric of existence, no big deal
Khalahd: More units in the formation is technically bad, since you deal less damage sooner, when hurt
korvys: It's all that food you keep "finding"
Dandinstorm12: pop boom
korvys: (I assume, if it's anything like Civ)
Dandinstorm12: so you eat the casualties
averythetiger: And "magic origin" basically means things not made of meat
ShaneLeeAtk: We waste NOTHING
Dandinstorm12: mushroom farms?
saucemaster5000: Game's no Snowboard Kids, but it's alright
CaptinOfBeez: ad break?
FarleyF: i appreciate games that you don't bounce hard off of
MAPBoardgames: A Necromancer or a Necro Romancer?
Tangsm: Tell them it's rude to play with your food.
Dandinstorm12: so these are the magic origin units huh
averythetiger: Bad news: I don't think we can eat the skeletons
ShaneLeeAtk: Raise the dead so we may EAT
CaptinOfBeez: calcium is good for you
Spades_Slicc: @averythetiger not with that attitude
TheAwkes: I suppose you're going to have to keep being aggressive to keep the food flowing, unless you over capacity on farms to make up for if you're being more peaceful?
FarleyF: @averythetiger Mortar and Pestle plus some milk
goatprince: mmmm, marrow
bytecaster: @averythetiger Bones are way more nutritious than stones, and we ate those before.
MAPBoardgames: You can eat anything if youre dedicated enough
Dandinstorm12: we don't know where these bones have been
saucemaster5000: I can think of several recipes that those bones would be good for
bytecaster: Let's make some broth!
SK__Ren: From the highlighted hex iirc
averythetiger: From where they are
MrGibberish: From the tile your highlighting
Spectre97: Red is wehre they can move, dotted is where they can shoot from there
Dandinstorm12: never don't push
CaptinOfBeez: push and surround
bytecaster: Someone wants to be made an example of, when the AI overlords take power.
Dandinstorm12: uh maybe don't listen to me
MrGibberish: Also don’t forget spells
saucemaster5000: HoMM logic -- I'm doing it wrong, but the computer sucks, so...
Dandinstorm12: D Fence! Clap clap clap clap clap
excalgold: the ones that could shoot had an action pip left
Dandinstorm12: focus fire?
MrGibberish: The trickiest mechanic imo, is understanding how much an action costs in action points. Different units have different actions, and the game doesn’t do a good explaining what each symbol regarding action points mean
bytecaster: Classic mole prejudice, moles are great archers!
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Cptasparagus: can you cannibalize what is already dead
FarleyF: is a Graveyard a Storehouse for Cannibals
Martin_FcG: Good to see you again uncle Bob
Easilycrazyhat: "You fools! You built your house under a graveyard!"
MAPBoardgames: Unholy moleys from the other place (above ground)
excalgold: @FarleyF or a recruiting center for a necromancer
ballesta25: Right, just like above ground people put *their* corpses *below* ground!
saucemaster5000: Grandpa Dave back from the dead to continue to say problematic things about ferrets
Dandinstorm12: sure did
Thefluffiestguineapig: If horror movies have taught me anything it is that building on top of a graveyard is a bad time
Sindraelyn: WDYM? Moles in GW2 have the most annoying trait.... they're immune to Blind.....
Easilycrazyhat: rip dave
excalgold: did you know it's only a graveyard if attached to a church, otherwise its a cemetery
a_Weakling: Dangit Steve stop shooting me!
lackingsanity: shooting into melee is dangerous
bytecaster: Okay, maybe moles aren't that great at archery
Thefluffiestguineapig: As an archaeologist I know it is mad disrespectful
FarleyF: @excalgold huh - the more you know
Thefluffiestguineapig: He said the thing!
Dandinstorm12: it was too tragic
Tangsm: Moles aren't really known for the keen vision.
I_Am_Clockwork: delicious bones
Dandinstorm12: bone wyvern?
bytecaster: Is Bone Wyvern a mount?
MegaDosX: But how cool is the lance?
Dandinstorm12: all in baby
MAPBoardgames: Let's GO!
averythetiger: What do you mean, "or"
Spectre97: You get all of them
excalgold: and i think you can use the lance while mounted
excalgold: some weapons prevent mounts
Juliamon: Magic BONE dragon
MegaDosX: Is his name Puff?
Spectre97: The wyvern is a mount
SymphonicLolita: name it Bigger Dave PLEASE
saucemaster5000: what's the dragon's name?
Martin_FcG: I think Ben is sold on this game haha
Orxolon: Dave and the magical dragon,wasn't that a song?
Spectre97: The Wyvern is a unit there
Easilycrazyhat: Big if army
Nuurgle: can we name the dragon Little Dave?
Spectre97: My bad, sometimes its a mount sometimes its a unit
: Oh I thought you did that on purpose
Boon_33: that's one big army
bytecaster: @Nuurgle How about Dave Jr.?
Dandinstorm12: kind of a boney seat
El_Funko: I hope his name is Vern
Dandinstorm12: hard to ride
Kit300: DnD - Dave and Dragons
Easilycrazyhat: "Oh no! A pet dragon!" said no one ever.
saucemaster5000: I hope Big Dave finds a Bigger Danny so they can be the lil spoon
Spectre97: You heal a little outside but it's *much more* inside
Kreiseler: You heal a lot faster in your own borders
Spectre97: 5 per turn outside vs 25 inside
Spectre97: Wonders have battles in them!
Easilycrazyhat: "Coarse-looking woman" What, is she covered in sand paper or something?
saucemaster5000: oooo back scritchums
bytecaster: This is kinda selling me on the game, tbh
averythetiger: Oh yeah, wonders are pretty hard battles at this stage
excalgold: your army is also currently slightly wounded
Kreiseler: Only 1 army allowed in the wonder battles unfortunately
Spectre97: Don't forget to equip your rad lance too
I_Am_Clockwork: Lords of Magic is A different game haha
TheAwkes: Is there a "ride wyvern" skill?
bytecaster: That is a rad lance!
saucemaster5000: Big Dave is Compensating
MegaDosX: Oh that's cool
I_Am_Clockwork: lance so beeg
SK__Ren: Lance means you can use a mount
MrGibberish: Lance also is special cause you can get a mount
Spectre97: No that removes *their* ability to retaliate when you charge
excalgold: is there a default mount ?
MegaDosX: Oh shit can he ride the dragon?
FarleyF: @MegaDosX yes i think dragon is one of the mounts
FarleyF: just not THAT dragon
ShaneLeeAtk: When Little Big Dave gets Big Dave bigger.
MegaDosX: @farleyf I guess I'll take it, a dragon is a dragon
Kit300: Witness Dave yolo the enemy
FarleyF: You can also get new mounts by simply taking them from your enemies. Rulers go to the void when defeated, but heroes can be either captured or killed. Once an enemy hero is either in your Prison or Crypt, you can dispose of them as you see fit and get all their equipment in the process.
saucemaster5000: 420 blaze it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Crow not raven? So it is neither Hugin nor Munin?
Spectre97: Wonders are one stack only
arcturio77: you can only take 1 stack in a ruin
MrGibberish: Dungeons only can have one army
bytecaster: Isn't most of our army peasants, though?
averythetiger: It's mainly the teir on our units
Martin_FcG: Maybe heal and see if thats better?
Kit300: Dave the Lacer would charge in
FarleyF: there is a TONNE of customization in this game
saucemaster5000: pirate moles?
MrGibberish: In one game, you can get all of them. Just takes a while
FarleyF: you can do that and come back here anytime you like
goatprince: or yes?
MrGibberish: You have to pay for it. You clicked on it and did.
goatprince: usually you have to buy that
TheAwkes: When you clicked it the white path filled up...
FarleyF: when you hover over the icon it will tell you if it's unlocked or not
Mr_Horrible: they called an emergency meeting?
saucemaster5000: Army of watchers? It us!
MegaDosX: "Hey I've invented a sailing ship." "How?" "No idea!"
bytecaster: forebears, aren't we moles?
Spectre97: above ground probably
Spectre97: there we go
Spectre97: Just the one marked yellow
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pn55: Oh hi there
averythetiger: EAT THEM
Boon_33: hi tall lady
I_Am_Clockwork: momy? sory momy?
saucemaster5000: inconsider deez
Seth_Erickson: Just saw our Army's name that's great
MrGibberish: Dark Elves
Juliamon: If you want to make peace, maybe don't start by being shitty?
Nigouki: send cash, fatten them up first
TheAwkes: Definitely looks like a standard representation of a peaceful people.
saucemaster5000: I can send recipe for dark elf brownies
Nigouki: marinate them from within
Fanklok: "I hate you, let's be friends"
Seth_Erickson: Big Dave is nothing if not a cordial greeter
FarleyF: Marinate yourself in this honey so you taste sweeter
I_Am_Clockwork: its like having a red phone
: "BIG DAVE (YOU)"
FarleyF: your alignment plays a big part - no love for evil people
averythetiger: And also your evil stat number
Orxolon: isn't it racist to asume they are racist?
averythetiger: Yes, you do
Pywodwagon: "is that a nice space cloud?" "yea, it's a primo nebula"
FarleyF: well next time don't meat the leader nomming on a leg
Seth_Erickson: would above grounders try to war with you if you only stayed underground
Mr_Horrible: when their advisor casts "Detect Evil" on you and then puts on sunglasses, that's a bad sign, Ben
TheAwkes: Just become the undisputed ruler of the underworld, and emerge in your full glory in the late game?
theinvisiblevoice: rush hive, build nydus for ambush
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Mr_Horrible: My "What makes you think I'm evil" blood feasts have a lot of people asking questions etc etc
FarleyF: welcome raiders
Spectre97: Oh hey a new food court
McGurganatorZX: lmao, graveyard is haunted
FarleyF: Haunted Graveyards or Spicy Buffets
McGurganatorZX: also hello, playing Star WarS Jedi Survivor and it good
Easilycrazyhat: "Nice to meet you." *you're at war*
MrGibberish: Yes and know. Archers can fire 3 times, but hound masters fire once but start with hounds a free extra unit
A_Dub888: !findquote blood
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saucemaster5000: That dude looks like he eats the burger without a bun
averythetiger: Blood, feeding, lots of common interests
TheAwkes: Hand necklace and skull armour. Nice guys.
NotCainNorAbel: what's your fav way to prepare blood? oh...well aquard
Pywodwagon: medium dave
HawkedMatter: regular size dave
saucemaster5000: Fun Size Dave
steelfox13: lil big dave
bytecaster: Now "big dave" is "little big dave"
averythetiger: Regular crispy Dave
goatprince: no longer big. just large.
NotCainNorAbel: Large verse X-Large Dave
fastlane250: standard unit of dave
Nigouki: Meanwhile Dave's Place elected a new Big Dave since you shrunk
Spectre97: Big Dave (small)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pocket dragon?
averythetiger: Not the dragon. Only the moles
Juliamon: But if everyone shrunk, you're still the biggest
Thefluffiestguineapig: Big Dave in small font
raulghoulia: Miniature Giant Dave
Fanklok: *big Dave points at orphan* "You gonna eat that"
averythetiger: Those numbers on your unit portraits are their remaining move points
NotCainNorAbel: hi, come here often...I sure don't. in fact I'm leaving NOW
goatprince: tome of beasts means more dogs, probably
FarleyF: also have a look at the bonus on the side window - gives you new abilities
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SK__Ren: I've found that Nature affinity is kinda busted
bytecaster: That sure is how these games go
Juliamon: That's 4x baybee
MrGibberish: 4x time dilation
: on the next 24 hour Ben stream
Nigouki: one more turn then break
: one more turn
: Nothing in the book says they can't have two PIF's running at the same time
jamesk902: It's usually a good sign when a game generates a time abyss.
FarleyF: James gets a message with a requst to play more AOW4 when there is a free slot/day
Pharmacistjudge: but but i need to go away, but Ben said i can't
Juliamon: Ben, sitting down to the next session of this a week later: oh..... right
Nigouki: the only problem with games like these is that my body no longer cooperates. If I'm sedentary for too long it's just pain in so many flavors
TheMerricat: I'm assuming that AoW is multiplayer compatible, but as PvP, not coop...
FarleyF: good question - next question
FarleyF: One thing that has carried over from the third Age of Wonders game is multiplayer. Players can still join each other’s games to conquer procedurally generated realms or fight against one another. Players will be delighted to know that they can still use Hot Seat Multiplayer to play long-term games conveniently.
Spectre97: You can set yourself to be on the same team as other players (or just use the in game diplomacy) and there *is* shared victory if you've got an alliance
FarleyF: so @TheMerricat short answer is yes
FarleyF: ooo so potential crossing the long games stream
FarleyF: Serge/Ben/Matt and maybe others
: video games
itira: Good evening everyboooody
: Evening Itira!
Cunobelenos: Do it! What’s the worst that can happen?
itira: sweaty and sore from work but good!
ShaneLeeAtk: Go Birds!
Spades_Slicc: Wizards shouldn't be in towers, they should be on the coats
bytecaster: But conversely, "Wizards Tower"!
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: okay definitely thought this was Civ 6 for a second and wondered what DLC I missed that added Wizards
lackingsanity: +30 draft income
Dog_of_Myth: It gives you draft income.
bytecaster: More doggos
Spectre97: Unit unlocks are from town hall upgrades
Kreiseler: Better units come with research and upgrading your town hall
Dog_of_Myth: Town hall upgrades
Spectre97: Or Tomes that unlock them
saucemaster5000: High Sea < Ecto Cooler
ShaneLeeAtk: Going to save the Dave
Nigouki: We got a whole murder!
goatprince: all of that unit type, yes
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: oh hell yeah crow buddies
korvys: Murder boys
LRRbot: Wark, wark!
Kreiseler: I've been in and out chat, did he ever talk to the free city underground?
SK__Ren: Your affinity moves down the track and you buy the nodes with Reknown
Khalahd: The +8 is based on all the other affinity bonuses
Spectre97: Your affinity passively increases how far you are on these trees, the little branch nodes are the actual abilities, those are what you buy with Imperium.
Beofryn: General is the sum of all your affinities
Spectre97: You get +points each turn based on your Affinity
CSDragon31: Battle time! "You have found Friendly free city"
SK__Ren: Or Imperium. I forget thats what its called
Boon_33: eat crow baddies!
goatprince: that means you like them right
GCU_OfCourseIStillLoveYou: "Starsailing Fae"? I vote we not piss off the fae.
karpma: now who is profiling...
Nigouki: mutually beneficial menu
saucemaster5000: legally distinct beholder
MAPBoardgames: I don't think watchers have heads
DeM0nFiRe: He's just Regular Dave nowe
Spectre97: OH yeah I forgot Spawnkin gives everybody real weird gorilla arms currently
ShaneLeeAtk: Nah, his muscles just got denser
Rhynerd: “I want to be able to but one watcher head and get another one free!
ButterBall000: Regular Dave in size, Big Dave in soul
saucemaster5000: DK mode!
TheAwkes: You picked max slider for your arms. It paid off.
Spectre97: Yeah every houndmaster gets a free dog at the start of every fight. They are "expendable"
Khalahd: Yes, it is okay if the good boys die. in fact they very likely will.
MrGibberish: How the empire skill system works is that it increases per turn based off the affinity you have, represented by the points on the top, right. Each tree is represented by the associate affinity with the exception of the white tree, which is general points, which is gained from total of all your affinities you unlock each of the skills when you reach that threshold of points, then pay the imperium influence to activate it
goatprince: the tomes you get
Rhynerd: Dog gone, that was some damage
EikoandMog: o7 puppers
MegaDosX: I wonder if you can eat the legally distinct beholders
MegaDosX: Oh that was a beefy hit
ballesta25: Looks like you're paying that bounty to your dogs
Rhynerd: They seem to be mostly eye. Not sure if eyes are good eatin’
mercano82: In Zelda style, kill them by shooting them in their oversized eye with arrows
prince_infidel: THE ONLY THING THAT CAN DEFEAT EVIL IS A GREATER EVIL
MegaDosX: The best solution for a bad guy with an evil is a good guy with an evil
Raincoast_Bear: Hey there Bengineering! Meat for the meat god!
goatprince: meat? more like me eat!
mercano82: It's at Arby's. They have the meat.
saucemaster5000: I have some italian sausage but you can't have it.
SpleenLord: Discount Warehouse
Nigouki: Dave's other place
KeytarCat: Place o dave
VoodudeWiseman: Dave's Penthouse
Dog_of_Myth: Dave's Subway
fastlane250: Dave's Summer Home
ballesta25: Dave's Summer Home
mercano82: Dave's Cottage
SpleenLord: Dave's Not Here
Martin_FcG: Medium Dave's Bargain Bin
Dog_of_Myth: Okay, that's good.
korvys: Dave's Dive
Boon_33: we're franchising at peak efficiency
SK__Ren: Eat At Dave's
TheAwkes: So you're making a whole Dave's seedy aging downtown block of businesses? Dave's place being the local dive.
lackingsanity: vine prison can be very strong
lackingsanity: just locking down half their army
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mercano82: Tool tips inside tool tips
EldritchProwler: It's got Affinty, it's broken
goatprince: materium: the tome aspect stuff
EikoandMog: LIterally a pony.
FarleyF: BTW Ben you can strip dead heroes on their posessions, including mounts
Spectre97: Alter Appearance might let you do it? I dunno
FarleyF: including enemy dead heroes
MrGibberish: Under Adjust Appearance
Easilycrazyhat: It's not like they need it anymore.
: free horse
saucemaster5000: Better than Penid
Simonark: Oooh, now it’s my kind of horror game
Nigouki: if it was Evad it would have been mirror Dave
Easilycrazyhat: Those quarters aren't gonna count themselves
Spades_Slicc: Enid could be "City Dave"
FarleyF: does Evad have a pencil thin moustache
Boon_33: Enid, manager of laundries
mercano82: Dave's 24 Hour Laundry: It's definitely isn't a front or money laundering operation.
Dog_of_Myth: Tier 4 unit too
FarleyF: wait a minute hwo am i kidding - does Dave have a pencil thin moustache
Easilycrazyhat: Enid, Starcher of Shirts
MrGibberish: In this game, you can both become governed and go around stuff
ShaneLeeAtk: Swamp Nakama
saucemaster5000: which troll grants you wishes when you rub their tummy?
bytecaster: We are already evil, but do we truly want to become trolls?
Nigouki: powerful gut
Martin_FcG: A thing of beauty.
Khalahd: Yeah, that ability is kinda busted since you get the swamp trolls
Spectre97: Tier 4 and 5 have Imperium Upkeep just as an FYI when you do start making them
Nigouki: a laundromat is a house if you like a spinny bed
bytecaster: My combination house and laundromat?
zerragonoss: You can unequip on the hero screen no need to trade
: Army of Big is still getting me
Boon_33: unequip pony then equip pony?
Spectre97: You just have to unequip from one and equip to the other, you don't have to be next to each other (you do all this in the inventory/inspect menu)
Nigouki: the most delicious animal
FarleyF: it doesn't appear you have selected the road building perk - there would be a signpost icon to build while they move
MrGibberish: At anytime, without them near each other. Just unequip from one equip from other
saucemaster5000: Pumba !
: I know it's a pig, but calling it goretusk is a bit much
MegaDosX: What is pig's name?
Beofryn: right click on her portrait in her army and you can do her equipment
TheAwkes: Army of Big: Pig.
Mazrae: Keep them safe but for how long
FarleyF: Eating animals are you mad - we eat the dead like normal moles
Mazrae: Looks like Pig is back on the menu boys
WowoT: so has been actually selected the perks like road building?
saucemaster5000: Enid's gonna have an existential multiverse experience soon to connect with her daughter
SK__Ren: You just bought roadbuilding
Easilycrazyhat: Is the glowing line mean we have it?
Khalahd: You've just clicked all the general ones
lackingsanity: you can see if the side paths are highlighted, they werent before
MrGibberish: Also cost. You just clicked on them
Spectre97: When you get to them in the tree you have to buy them (the ones glowing are ones you havent bought yet)
FarleyF: to build roads have a look for the signpost button on any army
Easilycrazyhat: I DECLARE FRIENDSHIP
: @Easilycrazyhat for some reason that got me
FarleyF: as a bonus we will help keep things clean by eating your dead
ShaneLeeAtk: Not if you eat ALL of them
prince_infidel: When you eat them, not if?
Nuurgle: nothing wrong with nibbling on your friends (with consent)
saucemaster5000: crocodile tear their ass
Styxseus: The thing that grows on its on over time is which ones you can "buy" with imperium -> It's a bit unclear, but when you "buy" the empire skill, the branch towards that icon fills in
FarleyF: ok so Ben if you see the icon above the shovel that allows you to build roads as you travel
Nigouki: Biggus Piggus
TheInnsanity: "FRIEND!" *this user has blocked you*
saucemaster5000: oh the little run from piggie is very cutre
zerragonoss: The pig can upgrade into a mama pig as well.
Nuurgle: Bacon Dave
Mazrae: Howard piggy
MrGibberish: Pig can grow up when it gets enough exp
Styxseus: So if you specialize in one domain -> You can buy those skills earlier, etc.
Beofryn: is Ben gonna be sad or happy when he finds out that the piggies evolve?
: Shouldn't have left her on read
bytecaster: Like, dibs though
Spectre97: Claimed just means they're close enough to be mad if you take it
Boon_33: war were declared?
FarleyF: no takesy backseys
zerragonoss: Claimed is just they want it and will be mad if you take it, not that they own it
Khalahd: This is a confusing thing, but it's basically just 'kinda close to their city'
Spectre97: It's dibs, not like they've actually fought it yet
MAPBoardgames: They called 'dibs'
Easilycrazyhat: Can you call "shotgun" in Medieval Fantasy?
FarleyF: @Easilycrazyhat you call "Magic Missile" instead
bytecaster: @Easilycrazyhat You actually call "halberd"
Woogachaka: Just got to hop in, how's it going?
FarleyF: @Woogachaka we are canibalistic Mole people and we love nature - so good
TheAwkes: DM, I do that.
zerragonoss: Its full damge to one half to nearby
Woogachaka: I love this game (its been out two weeks and I have 65 hours in already)
SK__Ren: It targets an enemy and deals reduced damage to adjacent enemies
FarleyF: we precooking our food i see
SK__Ren: Almost all the spells are friendly fire off
Woogachaka: Feudal nature cannibal moles with tome of the horde. This looks like it slaps
Nuurgle: so boring magic then
Woogachaka: This has been my franchise of choice for literally 2 decades (since Shadow magic in 2003), glad to see you enjoying it, I know Serge has been on his channel
Woogachaka: I love how this kinda scratches a little bit of that mtg brewing itch while somehow also playing a sweet 4X
FarleyF: now time to sell their remains and claim their horse
Boon_33: welcome to the bone *dragon* zone
ShaneLeeAtk: "Sell" their remains
TheAwkes: It is a good day to Dave.
steelfox13: Eat the horse ride their bodies...
Nuurgle: "I'm gonna eat you and the horse you rode in on" "I don't think that's the phrase..."
Woogachaka: There's a tome for that...
Mazrae: For some reason the song Bad Horse just popped into my head with all this horse talk
steelfox13: lil big dead
Juliamon: JAIL FOR YOU
adept_nekomancer: Go take a little big nap
azninsect: jail for 1000 years
FarleyF: someones getting eaten tonight
DeM0nFiRe: Little Big Saved
drewm1022: Bad horse with the horrible death whinny
Mazrae: Little big paved save
FarleyF: you need to research the shadow tomes to heal undead
Woogachaka: That sounds like leaving calories to run off
saucemaster5000: I'm imagining this sausage red sauce I'm cooking is the remains of those who hurt lil big dave
Easilycrazyhat: *Standing on a field of corpses* "Look at all this food!"
Mazrae: How much of that food were the corpses of their troops
Easilycrazyhat: Is your great-grandparent an ox or something...?
Kreiseler: Ox bellows!
saucemaster5000: wanna be roommates?
FarleyF: How do you feel about Steak
zerragonoss: Added to pool means you can hire not that you get them now.
steelfox13: Let me tell you about long pork...
Mazrae: I would be like as long as it's not someone I know
Nosser2: Just a little nibble of the forbidden flesh.
Mazrae: Now equip the sword
saucemaster5000: just like real friends
Martin_FcG: Dragon needs the heals.
Woogachaka: My wife approves of the choice of city/hero names
ballesta25: You could hand the sword to the other hero
FarleyF: you do have other heroes you know
ballesta25: Not sure if that helps governors
Spectre97: They've got skills that'll care about the weapon type probably
FarleyF: you can have heroes both govern and fight
FarleyF: and if your hero dies you resurect them
FarleyF: which reminds me - check your crypt under Hero Management
steelfox13: I'm pretty sure I saw that flying eyeball fish in an Anime recently.
Mazrae: Ben because you are playing this, I'm playing heroes of might and magic 6
FarleyF: if you sell the dead hero you get all their stuff
TheInnsanity: I poop out trolls regularly
FarleyF: that the hero you slew
FarleyF: bonus - if you go down the undead path you can raise them as a zombie
saucemaster5000: @FarleyF that's really sick
saucemaster5000: as in cool
Mazrae: Just eat the body of their hero
FarleyF: @saucemaster5000 it's awesome - i did that when i made an undead rat race
adept_nekomancer: At Dave's Place, when you die, you can't take your horse with you.
TheAwkes: Enid's Orb and Pony Show
drewm1022: Look at my horse. My horse is amazing.
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Spectre97: Cool thing with a lot of the baby animal units: If you level them up enough they grow up!
Martin_FcG: So little pig can be big pig?
Woogachaka: somehow running and building a road is faster than just running
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Rhynerd: I like how one element of Holy Moley Society is “Pigs are adorable and should be protected”
Woogachaka: Gotta add some spice to the meats
saucemaster5000: nom nom nom
Woogachaka: They look stringy, but how can we know until we try...
TheNerdWonder: claimed provinces are next to your territory
adept_nekomancer: Settled too close, in Civ terms
zerragonoss: The tree thing a few north I think
Woogachaka: Province claims are on provinces radiating outward from your "annexed" provinces
Beofryn: claimed is close enough to a city to eventually own it, not actually owned yet
Styxseus: Like how they got upset over your taking one of their "claimed" things
Easilycrazyhat: Ben, ever the diplomat.
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Woogachaka: They seem to be NIMBY-ing your goodly molekin. Seems its time to eat the rich
ballesta25: Do you still need to build the province where the bandit camp was?
saucemaster5000: oh nooo don't eat me senpai, oh noooo....
Martin_FcG: Ogres like eating things too.
Painfully_Dyslexic: insert "are we the baddies' clip
Styxseus: I think "claims" pretty much gives you diplomacy ammunition you can use to get money or declare wars, but I havent used it *too* much
Woogachaka: what do the holy molies preach in the clergy commons?
rosesmcgee: Poison arrows make those corpses sound even less appetizing
shendaras: Eat fresh
saucemaster5000: Eat Fresh
BloodnBullets: hi folks, fantasy Civ?
MrGibberish: That’s just seasoning @rosesmcgee
betweenmyself: So… Arby’s, essentially.
Juliamon: They hunger. We can provide.
Bowerbird7: Eat flesh
FarleyF: that reminds me - have we given the small cities stones
adept_nekomancer: Like Arby's, but our enemies have the meats.
: Remember when you left her on read?
ShaneLeeAtk: Hi, I'm Dibs.
MegaDosX: I don't think that counts Ben
ballesta25: You may need pronouncements for justification?
Woogachaka: This city looks like it could be improved with a sprinkling of siege
MAPBoardgames: Pronucement: You look tasty!
saucemaster5000: She really shouldn't have shown up for all your meetings doused in 37 herbs and spices
TheAwkes: Huh. You're literal CHUDs here aren't you.
MegaDosX: Hmm. I wonder.
MegaDosX: Who could guess why?
Juliamon: Who can say, really
Bowerbird7: Elves just hate that you know how good they taste
CaptinOfBeez: omg they are CHUDs
Woogachaka: I think we just need to develop a taste for spite seasoned elf
FarleyF: i mean you have been found to use their pointy ears as toothpicks
MAPBoardgames: They called 'shotgun' and you took the front seat anyways. Clearly you are demon spawn
Dog_of_Myth: Or, elves are just racist towards moles.
Nigouki: the elves should spend more time nibbling on eachother before they talk big like that
adept_nekomancer: "What do you mean 'they're delicious' isn't proper war justification?!?"
betweenmyself: “I just took a few bites of each one in the hopes that the next might taste better.”
saucemaster5000: I'm about to declare war on this spaghetti
SnackPak_: Big Dave gets hangry and then goes to war
MegaDosX: I declare sandwich
lackingsanity: you could spend imperium to grow the laundromat and pick up the gold mine west of it
ballesta25: Don't worry, Ben, you'll probably have fewer units in a few turns
: the hatred Elves feel towards you only enhances the flavour of the meat
Styxseus: You call dibs on our land? We call dibs on your bones
MAPBoardgames: Yeah, an army my seem like a fun pet NOW. But pretty soon you'll be spending all your money on army chow and cleaning up field latrines.
Dog_of_Myth: If elves didn't want to be eaten, maybe they shouldn't taste good.
MegaDosX: Don't dig too deep into the Holey Moleys' morals
Juliamon: Cats are carnivores, they'll be down for some good meat
betweenmyself: An army marches on its stomach… Or occasionally on its enemy’s stomach when they decide to make “elf haggis”.
MegaDosX: It's five to, is it YOLO time?
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: rush head long to the Queen song of the ssme name?
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Are you the same as Lysander Gustav?
Lysander_salamander: yes that used to be my screen name
adept_nekomancer: "We'll go find those crystals after lunch."
Easilycrazyhat: Oh wow, the pig
kamilucky: i love dave's laundromats
TheAwkes: Pig Venom
MegaDosX: "Why would you poison the pig?" "idk it seemed like the right thing to do"
steelfox13: The dawn of the Final Dave
Lysander_salamander: Is this game fun?
rosesmcgee: Gotta love the Trolly Molies
Talin06: is the troll's name biggest Dave?
rosesmcgee: @Lysander_salamander it took ben nearly two hours to take the first break, if that tells you anything
Pywodwagon: wow you can summon yourself
saucemaster5000: Don't give Big Dave a complex
Bowerbird7: Bigger Than Big Dave But Smaller Than Biggest Dave Dave
pn55: It's snack time!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, the new name is amazing
xX_Before_The_Dawn_Xx: basically a brewmaster?
Thefluffiestguineapig: If they are like wild boars in this dimension you've got no worries
nikheizen: animal kinship barbs?
ghizmou: is this xcom?
nikheizen: its like xcom but different
mercano82: Dave's not here, man
Thefluffiestguineapig: There is a reason some vets will not do tusk trims on full grown boars
karpma: war pigs, war pigs
Thefluffiestguineapig: @karpma So almost any pig?
Spectre97: Just gotta kill everybody
Thefluffiestguineapig: A lot of pigs wake up every day and choose violence. I know there are exceptions
JonnyGlitched: Hey look it's my favorite Ben! And my favorite chat!
SK__Ren: @karpma Molemen gather in their masses...
Thefluffiestguineapig: A lot of almost blind archers, the irony is astounding
MAPBoardgames: TAsty, tasty, Elves
KeytarCat: End of elfangelion
philavoie: Quick question Ben : When's the next Canlander Showdown is going live?
steelfox13: The poison just adds spice
rosesmcgee: It's not genocide, it's an AYCE buffet
Easilycrazyhat: That's uh...a lot of fire
JonnyGlitched: Are we war criming?
Woogachaka: coating all the blades in hot sauce
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is like that one fish that you need special training to prepare
Juliamon: JonnyGlitched We ARE the war crime
JonnyGlitched: It can't be crimes against humanity, they're Elves
steelfox13: big coming?
FarleyF: as long as big dave cleans up after himself then its all good
JonnyGlitched: He's right on the edge...
Thefluffiestguineapig: Animal Adventures is very good
Seth_Erickson: that's kind of how real wild pigs go to. No telling what's on their teeth when they use them to make you bleed
JonnyGlitched: All concepts are artificial
niccus: truly the moles are eating good in the neighborhood
steelfox13: Your corpses shall become my dookie!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Rest easy knowing the spice blend used while you roast will be delicious
rosesmcgee: I'm glad that Ben is getting into this with the same Let's Nope horror energy
MAPBoardgames: Is this a battle or a picnic?
Woogachaka: Love that for you. I have some 65 hours and many more to come. Do you think the Lrr-folk would consider a run of this like some of the old civ 6 runs?
FarleyF: there is a story scenario you could play through - there is also Multiplayer capabilities for Crossing the long game vibe
Easilycrazyhat: Dave the Pillager "Can we eat it? Yes we can!"
steelfox13: Sometimes you get peckish in battle
Dog_of_Myth: @MAPBoardgames Yes
: Oh I think those were our former archers
JonnyGlitched: Absolute units
mercano82: You are what you eat
Juliamon: We're not eating our own dudes, we're consolidating our strength
Easilycrazyhat: They weren't using that flesh anymore.
adept_nekomancer: "Turns out we're delicious too. Huh."
ballesta25: eh, moles taste good too
TheAwkes: The movement damage bonus on that lance doesn't mess around.
Woogachaka: we don't discriminate
JonnyGlitched: just like real dogs
Woogachaka: mole, elf, meat is tasty
Juliamon: The only thing we shall not eat is our sacred piggies
JonnyGlitched: Why did she make sex noises?
Easilycrazyhat: Turn lady into rock
JonnyGlitched: Turn her in magic, nice
Pywodwagon: thats basically eating her
Mr_Horrible: turn her in AA batteries
Styxseus: Eat the flesh! Eat the soul!
MegaDosX: Holy shit that's dark
Easilycrazyhat: Yes XD
Lysander_salamander: mmm flavor
saucemaster5000: lick her for eternity!
Bowerbird7: she's probably very salty
Kipstar: a "good" end
mercano82: Are we the baddies?
MegaDosX: I think a Play It Forward of this could be fun
TheAwkes: How to eat ghost? Crystallize it and use it to season your food!
JonnyGlitched: Thank you for the stream Ben!
Woogachaka: glad to see you enjoying it!
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MegaDosX: Add it to the pile
Woogachaka: This one has a really cool multiplayer model too
karpma: the old backlog mountain
pn55: At the very least, a CtS could be fun.
saucemaster5000: too many games this year
Saintnex: Ehh, Serge did a play it forward too, so why not?
: As always, thanks for streaming!
Juliamon: Saintnex That was a little different, Serge's homestream is strictly family-friendly so he does more adult games as PiFs
TheAinMAP: Good night.
: @juliamon fair enough! Did not consider that
JonnyGlitched: Monica'a what?
JohnLockeCole: Hello all
saucemaster5000: ooo those are big teams
Juliamon: Who *isn't* it, really
JohnLockeCole: I heard there was Age of Wonders in here
zerragonoss: Was is in fact accurate
pn55: Ooo cool
niccus: lmao james that description
: It’s like the block sets
zerragonoss: I think only one dlc on the train but it was a fun one
: "wheeler is a coward "
Orxolon: thanks for the stream Ben!,have a great one
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
JonnyGlitched: We love you
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the fun
Blakemcm: u rock Ben!
Saintnex: Thanks for the stream!
KWardJenx: This was a very fun Stream. Thank you.
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream Ben!
MegaDosX: It's the afternoon here!
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care!
JonnyGlitched: it's 11:15AM I might go back to bed
JonnyGlitched: IT really does
MWGNZ: get rekt aussies
Niahlah: that'll be in the highlights
FarleyF: It bloody well days dinki do
JonnyGlitched: That's because we're the best
SnackPak_: that was a good secret podvast
Woogachaka: @JonnyGlitched we are precisely 12hrs apart it seems
FarleyF: Hell Yeah we are
JonnyGlitched: @Woogachaka east coast USA?
JonnyGlitched: Florida is almost directly below me
Juliamon: Don't dig down, then
JonnyGlitched: @Juliamon don't worry, I never do anything that requires effort
Woogachaka: I'd be not that far off then, I'm in Atlanta
Woogachaka: if you decide to go digging, make sure to come visit
JonnyGlitched: I'm in Western Australia
JonnyGlitched: Same town as Funko