Lizardman175: awkwardfart.wav is still safe for now though
TXC2: title change!
TXC2: CONTACT
LurkerSpine: wow connecting to chat took a while there
TXC2: her ewe GO!
beowuuf: go time!
beowuuf: o/
TXC2: Hello Cori
bruiserhammerfist: Let's go
BusTed: wooo
BusTed: extreme close up!
TXC2: GIANT CORI!
TheMerricat: She's coming right at us!
TXC2: time for LRRning!
TheMerricat: is book club over?
TXC2: !patreon
Zaghrog: "gamma radiation". The Marvel comics Gamma Radiation is inspired by the real world stuff, but definitely shows how humans viewed it back when it was first researched
TXC2: !store
BusTed: Did the DLC characters get added to book club?
accountmadeforants: Fighting your mother for 3 months sounds rough
BusTed: Love it.
TXC2: we have to wait for the moons to aline properly before we can book club again
BusTed: haha
beowuuf: yeeeeeeees
TXC2: I'M A WIZARD!
LurkerSpine: the club is coming
BusTed:
TXC2: !clips
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Twilight_Spark: Because Dune is as big as a sandworm.
beowuuf: !venga
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Orlantia: Time for Morb? MORB MORB MORB!!!
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TXC2: SUB HYPE BEGINS
accountmadeforants: I hadn't seen that particular !venga response yet, big fan.
Sogheim: your character looks ridiculous. I approve.
TXC2: !findquote books
LRRbot: Quote #7614: "Books generally eat time." —Cameron [2021-05-24]
Sogheim: oh no
TheMerricat: Wasn' that a Talking Sim.... dang it Cori beat me to it
TXC2: if your blood flows like wine, aren't you Jesus?
TheMerricat: Meh hahah! I've beat you now He-Man!
pn55: Perfect!
TXC2: full dark good guys!
ShaneLeeAtk: But... what if stray from path?
Sogheim: Storm, you're a Goddess. it's "By the me"
TXC2: Dahlia i've come to barglia!
TheMerricat: Chat, do you know what happens to a Vampyre when it's struck by lighting?
TheMerricat: Same thing as everything else!
TXC2: "the lines are too short!" not unique, but a rarely uttered sentence
TheMerricat: we forced one of them into t-pose
TXC2: oh Gods he's so dominate
Sogheim: perfect game no notes
laundreydhull: That one move from centuries ago: "Do You Have Any Idea How Little That Narrows It Down?"
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TXC2: he's like Pateon Oswald just standing there blankly after finishing his lines
EricTheOrange: that man be T poseing
EricTheOrange: maybe more of an A pose
TXC2: "he posein', they hatin'"
TheMerricat: Look do you know how hard it is you keep your arms up in a t-pose. he's doing the best he can.
BusTed: Like when you say goodbye to someone and then you both walk the same way to leave.
TheMerricat: egg?
TXC2: gotta vortex 'em all
Krektogar: does the t-posing mans exist?
TheAwkes: It looked like at once point that a character moved around them to get LoS on another enemy, so they're not *gone* gone.
TXC2: he did, but now he reminds us of the folly of mankind
Krektogar: what a helpful t-person
TXC2: a pity
laundreydhull: Weird cut Multiverse'd thru Madness or something...
TXC2:
so this is the plot of Van Helsing mixed with Blade 2 
Bruceski: Clever way of doing an objective
TheAwkes: Beat everyone up until it's safe enough to be distracted by extraction!
laundreydhull: @txc2 I mostly caught on with the plot notes from MOM but sure.
TheMerricat: game really doesn't want to cooperate does it?
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TheMerricat: game _really_ wants you to overload shit
BusTed:
TheAwkes: This is a messy one, for sure.
BusTed: huh
tsp397: This mission was a nightmare
TXC2: well that's some BS
TheMerricat: Storm is the only one who can play the 'rescue' card?
TheMerricat: That's what the card said
TXC2:
reading cards is for losers 
A_Dub888: !findquote reading the card
LRRbot: Quote #6517: "Who reads cards these days? It's 2019!" —Serge [2019-10-25]
A_Dub888: Good job Steve you punched a hole in that man's stomach and another man came out
TXC2:
A_Dub888 that is where babies come from
laundreydhull: False, Storm. The 'limit' must be a tangible obstacle. (eyes actually don't know...)
A_Dub888: "You used your gun to shoot him. Good job." Steve are you mocking Blade?
TXC2: did he?
Sogheim: Illyana Rasputina saying what we're all thinking
TXC2:
always fun when you gotta help your mum with a credit card thing, anyways back to the game!
TXC2: forbearer ?
TXC2: !break
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Simriel: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Monikers) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (5:17 from now).
TheMerricat: o
Zaghrog: Ah, looking forward to the VoD of Mnikers
TXC2: and we're back
Zaghrog: Hmm, the description of "crew play a board game" includes a phenomenon I encounter with some frequency: the term "board game" is often used for games with no board at all. I myself use the term in a similar manner, but a pedant could catch me with "ah, but you said you were playing board games, why were you playing a card game?"
EricTheOrange: lol
Krektogar: those are some chunky readers
TheMerricat:
Oh, are the devs pulp fiction fans? 
TXC2: when you think about it, not a lot of comic book characters are into comic books
BusTed: I like that Carol spotted the shapeshifters.
BusTed:
iris_of_ether:
LordZarano: Book club will live on forever in our t-shirts
BusTed: oh no
niccus: these are poptart flavors
EricTheOrange: jucy blueberry
NorthstarTex: I came into Playdoh venom...
Carlioo: so why is your hunter baphomet now
EricTheOrange: so edgy
TXC2: Carlioo because they can be
Carlioo: fair!
EricTheOrange: how dare
BusTed: Haha.
Mangledpixel:
iris_of_ether:
NorthstarTex: blade now at bottom of list
TheMerricat:
TXC2:
why is that a global emote?
EricTheOrange: @TXC2 cuz it's good
Krektogar: cause every pizza time should have pineapple
Juliamon: No thought cops pls
Isaac3567: So chat, how do we like Storm in terms of gameplay? I havent played again since she was released
Carlioo: but wasn't tony for stopping crimes before they happened in civil war?
TXC2: cool thanks for that existential crisis Blade
BusTed:
LordZarano:
BusTed: There was a second one.
Carlioo:
sometimes I feel like there's always a second one with comic book events 
TheMerricat: 2nd comic book civil war was Captain Marvel trying to put anyone away for future crimes and Tony Stark fighting back
EricTheOrange: nothing ever truely ends in comic books. just takes some time off.
TXC2: if a popular thing happened in a comic book, it got done again at least once
EricTheOrange: how very capatalist of him
BusTed: But he was pro-registration.
TXC2: he's anti-authoirty when it affects him
Juliamon: ^
BusTed: Heh, yeah.
TheMerricat: In the original civil war comic book event Tony was actually working against the act, Even going so far as to hire a super villain to attack him after giving testimony as a black flag. He switched sides after the comic book writers put in an event that was essentially a supervillain exploding and taking out an entire city block killing a huge number of civilians and minor superheroes
TheMerricat: I can't remember the name, something like speedball or nitro or somethinglike that
TXC2: well as the saying goes: COMICS! ARE! WEIRD!
EricTheOrange: they do like to kill off minor super heroes in those big cross over events to make them seem more important.
Carlioo: they sure do!
saucemaster5000: @TXC2 the moviebob classic
Carlioo: dunno if you heard what happened recently in spiderman
TXC2: it's like clearing out brush in a forest
Carlioo: not sure if it's considered spoilers since marvel apparently talked about it openly? sorry if I'm being cagey
TXC2: Carlioo it's right to be "cagey" about a recent death in a ongoing story
EricTheOrange: Feels kinda cheep that they usually die with no fanfare. like some apocalyptic even will be happening and someone will be like "yeah moonknight died saving some people from a flood" or whatever.
TheMerricat: ok just looked up who dies in spiderman and am pissed.
EricTheOrange: I get they want you to feel like, "oh this is big anyone could die at any time without warning. Plot armor is gone.". but I think hero death should be a big event not a footnote.
Carlioo: as I understand it, they fridged a major character to motivate peter and a lot of people are rightfully angry about that
Carlioo: think that's as unspecific as I can be without saying the name outright
TXC2: TheMerricat right? feels really weird the timing too given the movie coming up
Carlioo: also no one thinks the death will stick of course, so ultimately it's meaningless
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Asimech: @EricTheOrange Also you can't signal "anyone could die" by casually killing of characters the writers clearly don't care about. "Oh no, they killed Spider-Pig" simply has no weight when it's obvious they didn't matter to the story or writer in the first place.
EricTheOrange: comic books are where the term fridged come from.
jhmv: can't fit 2 thugs in the aoe
LurkerSpine: Well, it doesn't look like a small event, as it looks like they've announced something similar to DC's Funeral For A Friend
TheMerricat: @EricTheOrange I mean you really shouldn't even be trying to signal 'anyone could die' because the world knows that unless the character that died was hated, they'll be back eventually. It's just lazy writing at that point, not a signal
Carlioo: nice going!
LurkerSpine: woo, arm time
TheAinMAP:
Asimech: @EricTheOrange I mean, it's lazy writing either way. But you're not wrong about the Revolving Door of Death undermining the whole thing either.
A_Dub888:
TheMerricat: So do you think the paintings in the Abby that are clearly museum pieces are reproductions? LIke Caretaker went to the museum and took notes of "what paintings could make this place look menacing" and then ordered a bunch of displates to frame and put up?
EricTheOrange: "looking for doll's eyes" is a good out of context quote.
Juliamon: I choose to think they're her own reproductions, she's secretly a very skilled painter
Mangledpixel: TheMerricat or they are the originals, which also still exist in the museums/galleries etc. through magic
EricTheOrange: caretaker has been alive for at least 300 years, shes probably picked up a few skills.
Asimech: @TheMerricat I like the idea of Blade or, IDK, Cap visiting Abby and going "this place needs menacing paintings", sending a bunch of posters and Caretaker humouring them.
Asimech: @TheMerricat And Blade or whoever having to hold down a "squee" when seeing them hung up the first time.
TheMerricat:
@TheMerricat
TXC2: to taunt you Cori, you specifically
Juliamon: I like how Storm's voice lines imply she didn't get the memo about "nobody gets killed, just KO'd"
Juliamon: like, "THE END COMES FOR US ALL" girl, chill
ShaneLeeAtk: Since it is refunded each time, can you just keep playing Vortex over and over?
ShaneLeeAtk: Ah!
ShaneLeeAtk: So many circles
TXC2: beautiful
ShaneLeeAtk: So satisfying
ShaneLeeAtk: Big Bada Boom!
TXC2: damn the 3 stars
TXC2: thanks for streaming Cori
LurkerSpine: ty for the stream!
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Monikers) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (4:10 from now).
ShaneLeeAtk: Oh... This is going to be a good night for entertainment.
Krektogar: so many monikerers
TXC2: sooobs
EricTheOrange: me
TXC2:
I will!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !events
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !mastodon
TXC2: !store
Juliamon: !patreon
Juliamon: ah, that's still broken
Juliamon: (we did confirm it's just that command that's broken)
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
Juliamon: Goodnight TXC2
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