Juliamon: I've done my good deed for the day... my sister told me she was playing Celeste but gave up because it was too hard, and I asked if she'd looked into the accessibility options.
Earthenone: nice
Juliamon: she loves games but she is not a good gamer (and she's okay with that)
TehAmelie: same
Juliamon: also she had to stop playing Stray because she got too upset every time she died
Juliamon: which is adorable
Earthenone: sure in stray its adaroable but if i do it in dark souls im a coward :P
TehAmelie: you could roleplay a cat in Dark Souls to make it better i guess
Juliamon: she has no problem murdering things in Skyrim/ESO (though she's a tank so I guess her guildmates do most of the murdering) but a normal cat dying is where she draws the line
TehAmelie: just like Seven Psychopaths told us
TehAmelie: in the movies you can kill all the people as gruesomely as you like but you've got to show the little doggies and whatnot are fine
Juliamon: animals are innocent
Juliamon: humans aren't
TehAmelie: naturally
lirazel64: Good afternoon/timezone, friends.
Earthenone: lrrSIG
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
Juliamon: Who's ready for All The Land?
lirazel64: Wheeee!
Wolfstrike_NL: Mono mountain deck you say?
Juliamon: Nah, just James
TheAinMAP: !next
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lirazel64: Also, anyone know how Adam's recovery is going? (I've had concussion,, and recovery is boring....
Wolfstrike_NL: I don't see the difference :P
Snowcookies: I heard there's a Jamesening?
Juliamon: Presumably he's still staying offline
LoadingReadyRun: I can confirm he is bored.
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Juliamon: I'll bet
LoadingReadyRun: Hi james
LoadingReadyRun: whatcha doin
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LoadingReadyRun: streaming?
LoadingReadyRun: cool!
Loonatic93: You tell us?
Snowcookies: lol
LoadingReadyRun: i dont have the stream up
Snowcookies: THe account is takingto themself
Juliamon: You have emotes specifically for situations like this
LoadingReadyRun: I don't even know which one of us in the real james anymore
Earthenone: we have the face emotes for a reason!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrWHEELER I like eggs
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrSLOTH
Loonatic93: Whomever it is, I'm sure they are a beautiful person.
Earthenone: ohh well, i guess we shoot them both
Snowcookies: Hi Wheeler?
LoadingReadyRun: nah wheeler is recording rn
Juliamon: Wheeler would never use the LRR account
LoadingReadyRun: you think we'd let him have access to this account unsupervised?
Snowcookies: Of course not
eat__the_rich_: Good impersonation, would've fooled me
Juliamon: He likes being able to complain when his sub lapses
LoadingReadyRun: lrrBEEEJ Nintendo is pog champion
Earthenone: so solo james means forcing mono color decks right?
Juliamon: Toe to tip that's a Beej, for sure
saucemaster5000: By god these impressions... he's some sort of magician!
Snowcookies: Does Beej say pog champion?
LoadingReadyRun: lrrJAMES I eat Poop
LoadingReadyRun: all the time, he won't shut up about the pogs
Snowcookies: Hi James
Juliamon: I think you're on the wrong mic
LordZarano: Hello camera mic!
djalternative: yeah. I think you got the wrong mic
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Juliamon: It's loud and there's background noise
Caffine1138: you're on a mic, but there is a reverb/echo
Snowcookies: yeah the mic sounds blown out
wiigamer1995: you are on a bad mic for sure
djalternative: yeah. you sound like you're in an empty pool
Juliamon: Oh, now it's quiet!
BlindProphet32: Much better
Juliamon: Much better
Earthenone: now it works
Caffine1138: there we go
djalternative: better
Wolfstrike_NL: Got there
underhill33: yes
Snowcookies: better
djalternative: there we go
wiigamer1995: good mic nise
krfsm: g'day
MegaDosX: Much better!
TheWriterAleph: the pogchampionest
Snowcookies: Hi James, the LRR account said you like poop
krfsm: I've just opened and sleeved up a draft booster box of battle for baldur's gate and am sorting those cards plus the debris from the last few pre-releases since BRO
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Snowcookies: ya productiveness
Juliamon: Paul always emote-signs his posts
Wolfstrike_NL: I'm geussing evil James
Snowcookies: I assume Adam
Juliamon: Adam shouldn't be online
LoadingReadyRun: Hello? @LoadingReadyRun, are you still here?
LoadingReadyRun: yo sup
Wolfstrike_NL: It was James all along
LoadingReadyRun: Graham?
LoadingReadyRun: who?
LoadingReadyRun: I legit don't know who this is?
Wolfstrike_NL: Ben?
Juliamon: I bet it's Heather
MegaDosX: lmaooooo
LoadingReadyRun: it's not James
Snowcookies: oh lol
Wolfstrike_NL: yo sup is so Ben
LoadingReadyRun: It's Ben
LoadingReadyRun: n
LoadingReadyRun: no
RayFK: A canadian highlander throwdown
Diabore: a canadian highlander throwdown?
MegaDosX: Prove you are not Ben!
LoadingReadyRun: im the real james
Wolfstrike_NL: Yea...you are
zarbit: How's Remy?
LoadingReadyRun: by all means
Snowcookies: Hi real James
LoadingReadyRun: does this mean i got your dog
MegaDosX: I'm Spartacus
RayFK: Busy and ALSO surrounded by half built Commander decks
LoadingReadyRun: no wait
MegaDosX: :O
saucemaster5000: I'm Fartacus
RayFK: I am indecisive
LoadingReadyRun: leave my dog alone
Juliamon: Do Jade and Remy get along?
MegaDosX: Wow James
LoadingReadyRun: i mean, leaves bens dog alone
MegaDosX: Wow, rude
RayFK: Remy is sweet boy
wiigamer1995: i tought ben has an animal hair allegry
zarbit: "many notes"
Wolfstrike_NL: lrrWOW
RayFK: This part is gonna be GREAT for the VOD
Snowcookies: someone tell Ashley :P
Juliamon: Remy wants to be everyone's friend, Jade is sus
RayFK: much like your PUBG skills
RayFK: OOOOOOOOO ( I can't confirm)
RayFK: Frozen screen b ud
Earthenone: arena is frozen for us
RayFK: *bud
The_Voices: james... you say we are stuck with you like its a bad thing
Juliamon: #blamewindows
Earthenone: see what happens when you phone it in and work from home?
Wiliart: #BlametherealJames.
Wolfstrike_NL: Breaking down to soon, the move is only in 5 weeks
LadyAiluros: yeah what @Juliamon says
djalternative: recursive chat!
LadyAiluros: (insert crack bout using a Mac here)
Wolfstrike_NL: Butts!
Earthenone: ben had to cancel his most recent home stream for stream trubs too, its going around
jaqofspades: I blame entropy.
Creideiki_SE: Arena knows today is a holiday and refuses to work? (Speaking of, how common is it in chat's other countries that Ascention Thursday is a holiday?)
LadyAiluros: no but y ou shouyld be :P
Juliamon: Yes, that's the problem
eat__the_rich_: lrrFINE
LadyAiluros: I do it all the time James :P
TheWarbo: put james on arch
LadyAiluros: Linux
Juliamon: What WAS last week
LadyAiluros: run the world on Linux
djalternative: Aftermath draft with you and Adam
Juliamon: Wasn't it Cam?
Juliamon: Or was that the week before?
Earthenone: it has skits, must have been adam drafting
Diabore: was it g and adam?
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djalternative: This is the second deck you drafted last week
Wolfstrike_NL: Yea, Cam was 2 weeks ago, also hi Cam, you and Adam last week
Earthenone: welcome cameron fameron
Juliamon: Time marches ever forward, unless the police.
Eramis8: lrrJAMES_SG
Eramis8: lrrJAMES_SG lrrJAMES_SG lrrJAMES_SG lrrJAMES_SG
djalternative: did you catch the concussion flu that's been going around LRR for months now?
MegaDosX: Playing? Magic??
TheWarbo: wait i thought this was the dog-rating stream
Juliamon: Oh, I remember the Kogla
Juliamon: I remember this now
Wolfstrike_NL: Redemtion arch for the 8/8
Snowcookies: Just activate the lands curse
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Lord_Hosk: Cameron was just talking about how you and Adam are like the F-35 fighter jet variants exactly the same... but completely different.
Lord_Hosk: ;)
Diabore: coward
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Lord_Hosk: You're welcome... I honestly don't remember what I sent you can you remind me a little?
rosesmcgee: He called them overpriced and underspecced? Rude...
Lord_Hosk: OHHH! got it
MegaDosX: You could have plainscycled it
JosephDeath: Plainscycling?
Martin_FcG subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 43 months!
Martin_FcG: Its a James Stream! How do you find this set in limited? I find player on the play will win unless land screwed.
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MegaDosX: Oh you're in trouble
LurkerSpine: @rosesmcgee Oh yes, because the other offerings were better :/
Diabore: i dont think theyre wrong at all
Wolfstrike_NL: So...about conceding
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JosephDeath: Drew a plains, never didn't have it
Trahas: @Martin_FcG just draft double breach and you will win most of your games
rosesmcgee: @LurkerSpine Military-industrial complex baybeeeee!
jaqofspades: Aerial boost?
MegaDosX: That is an instant so you could have waited for blockers >_>
MegaDosX: OK fair
beowuuf: it's called aftermath because maths is for blockers, so you wait until after blockers.
rosesmcgee: skits for a red source?
Earthenone: seige gets two lands, skits only gets one
rosesmcgee: oh, that is better
Earthenone: attacking was better, but no big deal
Wolfstrike_NL: raptor might flip it next turn by going face
jaqofspades: Raptor attack face can flip the battle.
Earthenone: paul said there were a huge number of cards he had to scan in for it
jaqofspades: Rampaging Raptor is the new questing beast. It has a million words on it.
zarbit: unless they block
Halinn: trombomple
Wolfstrike_NL: still gets the battle to 1 if they block
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
Halinn: b i g s k i t s
MegaDosX: F
MegaDosX: Don't hate it
Trahas: can you afford to do it for 3?
Trahas: 2 and flip
MegaDosX: Two would let you flip one yeah
jaqofspades: 2 and flip.
Trahas: sorry i meant life wise for afford, not manawise
MegaDosX: Boo
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rosesmcgee: If only red or green had ways to deal with evasive threats. ah well..
MegaDosX: Oh, you're dead
Wolfstrike_NL: yea, recycler and them attack is gg
MegaDosX: Yeah they actually have lethal on board even without flipping the thing
MegaDosX: Wow, rude
Mischievous_Catgeist: yeah
Cptasparagus: Afterbath
MegaDosX: Because it's a supplemental set I'd imagine
Trahas: probably splitting the limited pool too much
Cptasparagus: surprise new extra set release
Mischievous_Catgeist: lands?
offbeatwitch: always lands
MegaDosX: Time to force mono red?
ghyllnox: Hat draft?
TheWriterAleph: drafting red!
korvys: Hat draft?
Wolfstrike_NL: 5 color weird stuff!
Trahas: mom drafts felt like it took longer to find matches then normal
offbeatwitch: it's fine i drew too many lands today to compensate
Kazman20a: red deck wins
r10pez10: hat draft two drops all fox no items
MegaDosX: Oh hi Brudiclad
Luminaire_p: no color normal stuff?
DAC169: "good ol' 1-3" could be worse. between my first 5 MoM Sealed/Draft I went 3-15 aipBooli
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theinvisiblevoice: it doesn't matter what you draft cause you'll just flood out?
Mischievous_Catgeist: green is the best in my opinion
MegaDosX: That's a good start if you want mono-green
Snowcookies: mono green best mono colour
DAC169: Ozolith aipGASM
perrydaplat123: Ah yes, James is alone, we're... we're... we're going to get a smoothie?
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Wolfstrike_NL: mono green is pretty good yea
Mischievous_Catgeist: i always go mono green or green red
Martin_FcG: Its not a bad idea lol
WiJohn: If you're gonna draw nothing but lands it may as well be the same one!
LurkerSpine: okay maybe monowhite
Wolfstrike_NL: tracker aint bad
MegaDosX: It's not bad
Earthenone: kitesail?
MegaDosX: And flips battles faster
Mischievous_Catgeist: it helps with battles
Trahas: I went 7-2 with mono black in MoM with double breech and the big convoke dragon
Juliamon: Grab a potential backup colour
Wolfstrike_NL: if you get a blighted ....? to enchant a land
Earthenone: green has backup, its fine :)
Bugberry: this does cut Green
LurkerSpine: I'm assuming the person immediately to your right is in green
Snowcookies: You can always pivot to another colour
Earthenone: asalint combos with ozolith
WiJohn: Converter beast is okay
Juliamon: Converter is very mid
Mischievous_Catgeist: death touch back up 10/10
MegaDosX: Good removal tbh
WiJohn: Norn's is good with ozalith
Earthenone: dont let the players see a green card
RealLegitStreamer: lrrSHINE
Earthenone: !hello
Mischievous_Catgeist: !notsponsored
Bugberry: First light on Green these packs
LurkerSpine: sideboard that beast
Snowcookies: James was once sponsored, but not today
WowoT: is the long game still on for tonight?
Earthenone: its a retirement game i think
TheMandrew: Good guy Beej
LurkerSpine: kitesail?
Juliamon: They're pushing for a Bogo retirement, and maybe Rooftop Karen too
Bugberry: Karen retiring to that big rooftop in the sky
offbeatwitch: ozolith works with incubate right? converter beast probably good
MegaDosX: P2P1 Vorinclex let's go
RayFK: Wait are you trying to mono green
RayFK: Are you doing your dang color challenge
tsp397: Forest is good in mono green
Wolfstrike_NL: the best green card
MegaDosX: That is a very good green card
Juliamon: For once, Arena has humored you
Earthenone: james is just living his truth
MegaDosX: Also I see that Invasion of Zendikar
MegaDosX: Hope it comes back
frank_the_great: He can't keep getting away with it
Pharmacistjudge: Because a he’s James turner, Jordan
LurkerSpine: only 17 more picks to go
Bugberry: James, top Lands player in the format.
Earthenone: return to monkee
beowuuf: m-oh no colour challenge
MegaDosX: Oh no monke
A_Dub888: MONKE
RayFK: Not green
RayFK: Sorry bud
Mischievous_Catgeist: could go red green
Juliamon: he's splashable~
Halinn: Monkey in pack? Let's pick Atraxa's Fall
Earthenone: imagine the life we could have lived if this was out first pack
MegaDosX: Player to the right of James is going to be happy
WowoT: ragavan!
frank_the_great: That's why they call him James Mono-Green Turner
MegaDosX: Though what the hell did they pick if they passed Ragavan?
RayFK: But Bonded Herdbeast is not mono green
RayFK: Bud
beowuuf: and falls are on brand
Lord_Hosk: Take the rare
Juliamon: Kami POG
RayFK: It's not mono-green #wotcstaff
MegaDosX: Spicy.
DAC169: Kami aipOMG
beowuuf: always rewarded never punished
MegaDosX: Hey look you found some backup
Mischievous_Catgeist: seedcore!
MegaDosX: Also worth remembering that Ozolith can put counters on by itself
Juliamon: We found where all the green was hiding!
RayFK: @MegaDosX Don't remind him
Wolfstrike_NL: and double those counters with ozo?
MegaDosX: That seems good for this plan
LurkerSpine: don't think takedown is wheeling though
MegaDosX: @RayFK It's OK, I don't think he was paying attention
MegaDosX: Moloch's not bad
Mischievous_Catgeist: historian is good for battles
Sirius2010: THAT REFERENCE IS SO OLD ITS GONE GREY
LurkerSpine: war historian better
Earthenone: 4/2 flash maybe draw a card
offbeatwitch: sandstalker's honestly decent even without any text
Wiliart: The reach matters
Spades_Slicc: @RayFK To quote Alex Steacy on Friday Nights: "Just because a deck has cards that aren't red, that doesn't mean it isn't mono-red" not just pretend he said green
Earthenone: pest draws a land
hugogol21: gotta love the ol' James monocolor draft
Wolfstrike_NL: backup!
Rootpotato: but it draws a card
MegaDosX: You need more battles for Historian to be better
Lord_Hosk: Pest just has too many words on it
beowuuf: 4/2s are just 2/2s that trick you in to making bad attacks with them Kappa
RayFK: I'm deeply upset you're passing such a late brawler
RayFK: This makes me so sad
Redalus: but pest is just a little guy PoroSad
Rgontownik: Botanical so good though
Wolfstrike_NL: counters!
Mischievous_Catgeist: rottentail is pretty good
MegaDosX: Don't hate it
Mal2mad: bnnuy
kumatsu: can't wait for this deck to open 2 more Kami
WiJohn: It wears counters well and passes them on
NewtyNewts: How's the draftening?
theinvisiblevoice: in before we never draw ozolith
Juliamon: I'm almost mad at how well this deck is coming together now
LurkerSpine: eh, lacks removal
RayFK: @Juliamon Don't worry, he'll fall apart
Earthenone: pack 2 is always the best pack when forcing
frank_the_great: Calling it now: 5-3
RayFK: I just made coffee
Juliamon: I'm calling 2-3
RayFK: thanks Pharmacistjudge
Erix33: I can't wait till we open Polukranos in pack 3.
RayFK: 1-3
Earthenone: ill call 3-2 leave the deck for the next people
Diabore: im with jordan
r10pez10: prediction time?
LurkerSpine: I feel like all 3 of those adaptations are getting played
Wolfstrike_NL: @Erix33 tribute to the world tree in the next pack as well?
hugogol21: a solid 3-3
Halinn: Let's be dishonest. 7-2
RayFK: Like this deck isn't atrocious, but if Pack 3 doesn't give some solid creatures we're in trouble
beowuuf: 0-2 drop and move on to mono white ice cream
NewtyNewts: Pesky pesty
Earthenone: 1-3 is how well the deck did with 3 colors, this has to do 3x as good
kumatsu: lol
WowoT: splash for shoeldred
kumatsu: time to commit to the bit
Cptasparagus: honorary green sheoldred
DAC169: @Earthenone can't. event ends before then
WiJohn: 2 mana 3/3 not bad
NewtyNewts: @Earthenone So 3-9
RayFK: Negotiator
WiJohn: you need bodies
MegaDosX: I mean, more backup
Lord_Hosk: This is James we are talking about here. 13 lands 7-0
MegaDosX: Sheoldred's pretty great though
Mal2mad: 2-3, 'cause there's always one that loses from mana screw (usually me)
MegaDosX: Upheaval looks bad in limited
RayFK: Yep
RayFK: That is correct
kumatsu: but Fynn comboes with the Assailiant if it wheels
offbeatwitch: i love inga & esika
RayFK: @kumatsu You know better
MegaDosX: Oh.
MegaDosX: Fynn tho
beowuuf: @Lord_Hosk it that his land to spell ratio in the opening hand? MiniK
offbeatwitch: it's so good
Juliamon: Fynn's more likely to wheel tbh
Loonatic93: Didn't Vorenclex kill Eiska?
kumatsu: @RayFK this deck is for memes, not Serious Draft Picks
Lord_Hosk: beowuuf Sure!
LurkerSpine: ancient seems good
Wolfstrike_NL: big guy
WiJohn: Oh man I know we're forcing but the amount of amazing g/w that's wandered by makes me sad :(
offbeatwitch: @Loonatic93 no she survived
MegaDosX: @Loonatic93 Left her on the brink of death but the World Tree saved her I think
Mischievous_Catgeist: it has reach
Earthenone: forrest cycleing i guess?
Wiliart: ancient could be the finisher
NewtyNewts: Forestcycling for consistency
Halinn: it big
Juliamon: Forestcycling's not nothing
tsp397: Top end?
MegaDosX: There's the forestcycler
Diabore: but upheaval makes counters
RayFK: @kumatsu We can make it still good!
MegaDosX: Not bad as a top end either
Loonatic93: Ah! Very well.
NewtyNewts: Is green being drained?
Akaiatana: Wary Thespian is very good with Storm the Seedcore, I find
WiJohn: They're good
NewtyNewts: Guess not
Earthenone: oops all negotiators
Lord_Hosk: Jordan is in your pod next to you cutting you on green out of spite!
frank_the_great: Bet 40k on win more, LETSGOO
MegaDosX: Oops All Negotiators
Rootpotato: if we went GW counters this deck would have been nuts
WiJohn: You need a lot of small bodies to add counters to
MegaDosX: Negotiator's a 3/3 for 2 functionally
MegaDosX: And it gets even bigger if you have Ozolith or Kami out
Earthenone: also flash dosent have an animation in hand, so moloch will be cast during the main phase constantly
NewtyNewts: 17 cards 23 lands. Seems like a deck
MegaDosX: @Earthenone I think they assume, for better or worse, that people read their cards benginSip
GredGredmansson: fitting name for that poll
Mischievous_Catgeist: just means less cuts
kumatsu: wheel the Fynn
LurkerSpine: brawler would've been a good 19th
MegaDosX: Wheel! That! Fynn!
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Loonatic93: Icy Queue. The original rejected name for Dairy Queen.
Martin_FcG: Not a bad curve either
Mischievous_Catgeist: need vorinclex
NewtyNewts: @Loonatic93 The Icy Q is when Dairy Queen is particularly frigid.
MegaDosX: @Mischievous_Catgeist There's no universe where Vorinclex sticks around this late in pack 3 :p
jacketedrock: Is this just mono color day or did we just stumble into this
kumatsu: I'd call this like, a 4/10
GredGredmansson: oh that WAS pack 3
LurkerSpine: nah, it's below average for sure.
Juliamon: jacketedrock The former
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Bugberry: a lot riding on Ozalith
offbeatwitch: converter beast easy
jacketedrock: Converter beast
beowuuf: yes, the average deck level is not an average power level :p
theinvisiblevoice: forests
GredGredmansson: Converter Beast
Spades_Slicc: Adaptation
Diabore: converter beast is a good card
Earthenone: converter beast and the 5 mana gravediger
tsp397: Maindeck another Fall for removal?
jacketedrock: Escort
kumatsu: Fall
WiJohn: 4/10 on a regular day, 7/10 James monocolor curve
GredGredmansson: 1 Escort
Diabore: second herdbeast?
midnight_0il: arachnoid adaptation is a surprisingly good subsitiute for removal
LurkerSpine: cut a land?
DAC169: what's your creature/non-creature balance?
petey_vonwho: Portent tracker is just good
Mischievous_Catgeist: second fall?
MegaDosX: Job done
jacketedrock: I like escort over herdbeast
kumatsu: a 2nd Fall
LurkerSpine: probably another adaptation as psuedo-removal
WiJohn: Probably a second arachnoid adaptation, card's not bad
jacketedrock: Portent tracker is also quite good
Rootpotato: i like the satyr
MegaDosX: Potent Tracker benginLul
kumatsu: Destroying Battles does a lot in this format
LurkerSpine: nah, when it flips it's scary as hell
offbeatwitch: certainly a deck
Wolfstrike_NL: let's just draw ozolith every start
kumatsu: it LOOKS like fun, let's see how it does in the replay, Bob
DAC169: I'd say cut a Portent Tracker. mono-colored & no battles
WiJohn: Of all the decks I've seen this is certainly one of them
Loonatic93: That's the Rivetter's Dragon.;
GredGredmansson: tracker is a mana dork
MegaDosX: That's Ziatora
GredGredmansson: That's Ziatora
SixthMonarch: living the mono green dream
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zeathean: angels?
WiJohn: Bin seems good
Akaiatana: Fall is strong against equipment
WiJohn: But angels is a good point
Loonatic93: Kami Kami Kami Kami....
TheThirdTail: @Loonatic93 Kami Chameleon?
Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 *chuckle*
WiJohn: They drafted removal?! Unfair!
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kumatsu: everybody played hard
kumatsu: especially Sheoldred
WiJohn: Oh no they have a gun!
GredGredmansson: menace
Kazman20a: menace
Loonatic93: Be nice to have an Atraxa's Fall right now.
GredGredmansson: oh, "untap it"
Akaiatana: Eat while they can't flip incubate?
offbeatwitch: adaptation untaps
GredGredmansson: missed that
WiJohn: Sure
Mischievous_Catgeist: men ache
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WiJohn: Yeah seems good
GredGredmansson: I'd play the dorks first incase we get another land
Wolfstrike_NL: yea 2 4/4's next turn aint bad
MegaDosX: Just green things tbh
frank_the_great: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
drcthulu: there are dozens of us
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MegaDosX: !card kami of whispered hopes
LRRbot: Kami of Whispered Hopes [2G] | Creature — Spirit [1/1] | If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a permanent you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on that permanent instead. / {T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Kami of Whispered Hopes's power.
Earthenone: gg go next
zeathean: ouch
MegaDosX: F
WiJohn: That Kami has lasted one turn cycle between the two times we've played it
MegaDosX: !card bonded herdbeast
LRRbot: Bonded Herdbeast [4G] (back: Plated Kilnbeast) | Creature — Beast [4/5] | {4}{R/P}: Transform Bonded Herdbeast. Activate only as a sorcery.
Earthenone: i guess we backup the 4/5 and race
WiJohn: Sound good, beep beep!
MegaDosX: You could also give it backup and punch
MegaDosX: Then transform and punch next turn
Sirius2010: AND WELCOME TO THE JAM
MegaDosX: And that's about to be an 8/6 if it lives
MegaDosX: Flip and flunge?
WiJohn: If they want to trade everything for it that seems fine
MegaDosX: I mean why not?
Earthenone: go all out, just this once
MegaDosX: You threaten lethal if you do and they have to double block the Kilnbeast
Sogheim: rottentail makes it a 7/8?
WiJohn: I wouldn't swing out
WiJohn: the sacrifice trigger's nasty
GredGredmansson: they can clear his board if he swings out and they only tak 3
Akaiatana: It becomes a 3-2 trade
GredGredmansson: they block 3/3 with 3/2 and block 8/6 with the other two
GredGredmansson: hello, creature with flying
Akaiatana: Atraxa's Gautumn
MegaDosX: !card placid rottentail
LRRbot: Placid Rottentail [G] | Creature — Fungus Rabbit [1/1] | Vigilance / {2}{G}, Exile Placid Rottentail from your graveyard: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: You in trouble
Zenergy142: sir i believe you've been "got"
WiJohn: Well, that went sound in a hurry
MegaDosX: I don't think green can beat Kroxa and Kunoros without double blocking
MegaDosX: They are in the best colours for it
Sirius2010: gg opponent
Earthenone: oponent sure did win the die roll
GredGredmansson: masaeBird
astrosmasher: opponent squaddin up
MegaDosX: Historian plus counters at least slows the bleeding
MegaDosX: Oh dear
zeathean: console burn?
zeathean: convoke*
zeathean: ”randomizer”
avi_miller: Think of it this way, you lose quickly enough and you can draft again
MegaDosX: Yeah could've been an 8/8
MegaDosX: Which would have made a difference, surely benginSip
Earthenone: maybe you will get a more agressive color next time
frank_the_great: Wouldn't be an underdog story if you won every time
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Earthenone: won the die roll and have a 1-2 curve cant ask for more
GredGredmansson: ok who the heck plays glistening deluge mainboard
MegaDosX: I mean, you are curving out here
MegaDosX: You could put a counter on the 0/1
ContingentCat: And welcome to the Jam?
MegaDosX: Though this is probably better
Earthenone: no!
ContingentCat: News?!
Wolfstrike_NL: 5 more weeks!
Snowcookies: I did
MegaDosX: Neat!
Sibwow: are you bringing ceiling egg
kumatsu: Does the prop room get its own moving company? lrrBEEJ
Snowcookies: @Sibwow they have plans
Diabore: are you taking just the ogg or the ceiling tile as well?
Rootpotato: egg
astrosmasher: theres 318 of us here, we will help move
kumatsu: personally I'd cut out the egg and make a display case to the Glory of Egg
TheWooglie: who's in charge of ceiling egg?
Sibwow: will it be transfered by ceremonial mouth spoon?
GredGredmansson: @kumatsu who's going to care about Display Case Egg though
drewm1022: D:
emberBecky: :O
ContingentCat: !findquote egg
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kumatsu: Heel Turner rides again
SquirrelEarl: You monster
Wolfstrike_NL: Wauw
TheWooglie: lrrWOW
ContingentCat: ceiling egg has toes?
Gooseblast: Woah D:
Earthenone: welp now we are all thinking about egg toes, thanks james
DrThud666: shun the nonbeliver, shun!
MegaDosX: Ozolith give a counter kapunch?
MrQBear: careful james, that's how you end up stubbing your toe. hubris.
MegaDosX: Oh even better I forgot about that benginLul
MegaDosX: James you're just better than me at this game I think
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MegaDosX: Yeah opponent's gotten hella stuck on something
astrosmasher: hopefully last move for a while?
MegaDosX: Is someone connecting to dialup?
TheWooglie: are you gonna be filming moving stuff?
tomnar: I wonder why LRR is moving all the time o..o
ghyllnox: Oooh fancy
kumatsu: instead it's cottage cheese KappaHD
Sibwow: just drill it to the ceiling
ghyllnox: Maybe you can make a very small drop ceiling for ceiling egg
JosephDeath: Doesn't not having ceiling tiles make all the light mounting in the studios tricky?
GredGredmansson: perfect curve
ghyllnox: How long is the lease?
RayFK: Sounds like I should visit June 23rd for my birthday Kappa
LurkerSpine: tbf, Five would have felt less short if you didn't have 2 years in lockdown added in
kumatsu: @RayFK I'll meet you there bud
TheWooglie: more space
ContingentCat: needing more space seems a good problem to have
rosesmcgee: counterpoint: moving always sucks
RayFK: Eff that
RayFK: I ain't workin
kumatsu: excited for More Space, hope commutes are better for folks.
MegaDosX: !card furnace reins
LRRbot: Furnace Reins [2R] | Sorcery | Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gains haste and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or battle, create a Treasure token."
RealLegitStreamer: @rosesmcgee you'd think we'd have found a better way by now
ContingentCat: That 14 month long March was rough
MegaDosX: But what about second Historian?
Loonatic93: I'm just going to miss seeing my name during most of the LRL monologues.
MegaDosX: Either that or Ozolith and give the 1/1 counters
MegaDosX: !card ozolith the shattered spire
LRRbot: Ozolith, the Shattered Spire [1G] | Legendary Artifact | If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on an artifact or creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead. / {1}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact or creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery. / Cycling {2}
Sibwow: ozolith is a silly card
DAC169: Ozolith & pump?
Cptasparagus: ozo activate?
Syntheticuh: ozolith make a 3/3 is good
rosesmcgee: @rosesmcgee They have, but they keep the secret locked away in the same soundstage they used to fake the moon landing
RunicScribe: Ozolith + Activate gives a 3/3 vigilance
MegaDosX: Ozolith does also put more counters on the Incubate token from Converter beast
Earthenone: i would use 4 mana here wiether with ozolith or converter
kumatsu: @Loonatic93 I have literally never seen a shot of that wall that has my name on it benginCry
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Cptasparagus: keep inflating that bunny!
MegaDosX: 4/5 isn't bad
Earthenone: i like the ozolith curvver
Bruceski: That's some confusing wording on Ozolith. Makes sense, but it's easy to skip a word without realizing it
MegaDosX: Though there's also that
Earthenone: make that bun bun grow!
Wolfstrike_NL: big 5/5/ vigilence
MegaDosX: Both are fine I think
Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 Well, mine is almost center screen on the M.
RealLegitStreamer: @rosesmcgee Figures Big Box would be behind the Moon Landing
Bruceski: "that many plus one +1/+1 counters"
MegaDosX: Historian and counters on the rabbit isn't bad
MegaDosX: Why not?
Sibwow: you get to eat their shade and other thing
Sibwow: that seems great
GredGredmansson: shade only grows on their turn so yeah
Bugberry: gotta pressure the sac deck
MegaDosX: We take those
MegaDosX: Oh butts
Wolfstrike_NL: Uncle Ob!
Cptasparagus: good thing you have a 5/5 reach lol
GredGredmansson: I like historian and buff a historian
Cptasparagus: activating obby is so hard
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LurkerSpine: converter and pump seems good
MegaDosX: Make the rabbit bigger and punch?
Earthenone: make rabit big and swing
Cptasparagus: theres no difference between a 5/5 and 7/7 rabbit
Cptasparagus: it just trades for 1 thing
Earthenone: it puts the fear of gob into them
MegaDosX: It threatens more damage but that's about it, so fair point
Bugberry: rabbit dying also can get you more counters
MegaDosX: Rabbit can also give three counters to something else
MegaDosX: We take those
GredGredmansson: lrrFINE
MegaDosX: Converter Beast and make another 5/5?
MegaDosX: Or Beast and flip token
MegaDosX: Now that's what I call a board
Wolfstrike_NL: rabid and ozolith counters on the 0/1 and swing?
drewm1022: 3.
MegaDosX: Three with the Ozolith
MegaDosX: Make the 3/3 a 5/5 and punch?
Earthenone: !card embercleve
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
MegaDosX: Oof
GredGredmansson: well, rip my points
MegaDosX: Bad beats for opponent
LurkerSpine: 3/3... highly unexpected
MegaDosX: I think they flooded out a bit
Nehraa: mono green op
GredGredmansson: take care of them, rest of chat
Earthenone: maybe take a !break
Cptasparagus: mono gang
MegaDosX: I'm having a nice morning coffee right now!
Loonatic93: I got some really good cookies!
LadyAiluros: put in beans, cilantro, basil and onion in the back garden
ghyllnox: A nap
Riiiiiiis: Slept in, chilled, now playing dwarf fortress
GredGredmansson: work had a mindfulness thing that helped me refocus
Cptasparagus: I cast an Elesh Norn at instant speed with Realmbreaker
Earthenone: pineapple pizza
Y2A_Alkis: 4-day weekend \o/
MegaDosX: Australia benginLul
frank_the_great: Went for a nice walk, work was good/productive, playing TotK - really enjoying it
Wolfstrike_NL: I'm feeling like a vanilla creature, no +1/+1's on me yet today
avi_miller: I got to use the internet on my computer again after being without it for a bit
thatjerkherc: Had all 4 wisdom teeth removed
MegaDosX: @Cptasparagus Disgusting :p
krfsm: I sleeved up and sorted a box of Baldur's Gate draft boosters
Loonatic93: Didn't even have to use my A.K.
GredGredmansson: you know it does
tomnar: I am at a lan party. 4 days of gaming \o/
Cptasparagus: @Wolfstrike_NL maybe you're the placid rottentail who puts +1/+1 counters on others!
thatjerkherc: The 4 day weekend makes it better
GredGredmansson: you know what, I'm gonna lurk, make dinner, and sort my own cards
MegaDosX: I remember when I used to have the energy to do that
TheWooglie: spot the under 30
couchboyj: 4 days? Riggs? RIGGGS! I'm too OLD for that stuff.
MegaDosX: So long ago now
invickthus: doing some data analysis on some commander decks, which has been fun so far!
MrGibberish: Didn’t have a headache today (small win)
AtomicAlchemical: Still riding the high of finally starting hormones
RayFK: The great LRRLan mark...whatever
RayFK: I swear this comes up every couple of weeks
Wolfstrike_NL: It does :P
Diabore: yeah its gotta be a basement james, we arent all 5 ps5's paul
MrQBear: I was trying to think about what my small W of the day is and all I have is "i'm having a nice drink right now".
tomnar: haha yea. I need a weekend after this weekend xD. 4 days on a air mattress is going to be a challenge :p
thatjerkherc: All night LANs were the best. Getting destroyed at Starcraft was just the bets
Greyah: That sounds fun, except for the part where I have to interact with people for more than three hours a day.
Going_Medium: Got one tiny step closer to retiring in Bellingham WA
RayFK: Dates. Ideally several months out.
northos: secrets!
JosephDeath: Desert Bus in October?
TheWooglie: something before desert bus?
eshplode: LANtober?
ContingentCat: intriguing secrets in October
emberBecky: lrrniversary?
RayFK: If it's during TI I riot.
Riiiiiiis: And extra Desertbus??
Riiiiiiis: an
TheWriterAleph: i was a crt-schlepper back in the day
TheWooglie: oh yeah carrying your CRT around
tomnar: it is my first 18+ lan party. there is table service with beers and cocktails :D
Loonatic93: How would you feel about it if you were being dishonest.
MegaDosX: Can we crash it?
Wolfstrike_NL: fair
LurkerSpine: table service at a LAN sounds amazing
unleashenlightenment: Yes please
xantos69: I have a new business model idea.....
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tomnar: :O Thank you <3
Earthenone: @RayFK demand table service at the next lan or refuse to go!
Wolfstrike_NL: table service and a gift sub!
ContingentCat: You didn't say please, try asking more politely
AtomicAlchemical: Table Service LAN sounds like the natural evolution of the Barcade
Earthenone: i used to have a local bar that did lan events and magic drafts
LurkerSpine: Pest to hit a land maybe if we don't draw one?
xantos69: If you draw a 4th land right now, I think you have a legit shot.
GredGredmansson: ?
GredGredmansson: why not crew with the 2/2 you just played, opponent
xantos69: Make 'em have it.
therealama: @GredGredmansson he can still do that to block, doesnt really matter, if nottraded
Wolfstrike_NL: Kami before glistening
GredGredmansson: i suppose
unleashenlightenment: Pest.
Banana_Swonk: pest find land 5 for dawn
unleashenlightenment: That should have been a ? Not a .
TheWooglie: F
GredGredmansson: lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES lrrJAMES
therealama: "it gets us a l..." not :/
couchboyj: It was just an appropriately grown pest :(
therealama: pest might have given us no land but maybe the L
LurkerSpine: I think you have to play dawn?
LurkerSpine: could be wrong though
xantos69: With the two fliers, I think its just lights out.
Earthenone: GG, now its time for RR
beowuuf: you have just made a *killing* o7
Lord_Hosk: Thats gonna be a big ol pay out
Snowcookies: As learned on James' homestream, pessimism wins Kappa
beowuuf: 4 people and basically 0% of the vote
GredGredmansson: yes.
frank_the_great: I lost 40k lol
Diabore: 280 to 1
TheWriterAleph: i missed it =(
GredGredmansson: I boldly put all my points on the line and they are all gone now
Diabore: holy hell
Snowcookies: I was eating dinner and missed it
beowuuf: LOL
Loonatic93: Some of us are saving our channel points for something... BIG.
GredGredmansson: 280 to 1 payout
Juliamon: I assume it was r10
Diabore: someone bet 1k, they get 280 back
xantos69: James, we are getting TOO full of channel points. You gotta come up with a way for us to spend these.
petey_vonwho: I didn't see the prediction until it was too late
Wolfstrike_NL: aaa, now you can blame us :D
Loonatic93: Just force whatever color that matches the rare that you get on Pack 1.
GredGredmansson: i put all my points into this because what else am i putting them into
Wolfstrike_NL: But what f pack one has 3 rares :P ?
MegaDosX: @Loonatic93 Watch pack 1's rare being Invasion of Ravnica now benginLul
GredGredmansson: I played drafted a monoblue deck pretty much, only splashing for Dimir cards
GredGredmansson: once
GredGredmansson: in MoM
GredGredmansson: could be fun
Loonatic93: @Wolfstrike_NL Left to right order.
Earthenone: my only 7-0 in mom was mono white
Earthenone: got two of the keyword soup backup angel
beowuuf: also, new game knights live with kathleen and graham just dropped on youtube (in case it wasnt already mentioned)
Wolfstrike_NL: once black/white and once with green/blue to seven wins
GredGredmansson: how many colors have cards that let you play with your opponent's cards
GredGredmansson: Red has Etali, Black has Breach, Blue has See Double
FrozenNitrogen: I'll take the 30k
Juliamon: DolLRRs
Wolfstrike_NL: (not peaks :P )
koaxkoax: James’s mic makes him look like he has a giant, jet black wizard bears
koaxkoax: *beard
LurkerSpine: tbf, I'd trade all my DolLRRs for peaks at a 10:1 rate :D
GredGredmansson: breach breach breach breach
Juliamon: Peaks are actually useful
LurkerSpine: ^
koaxkoax: Ooh invasion of amonkhet
AtomicAlchemical: Its Invasion here, right?
koaxkoax: Best uncommon in the set I think
GredGredmansson: commit to the bit
couchboyj: That card is bonkers in constructed vampire decks. Madness and convoke together on a lord is ridiculous
LurkerSpine: mono white seems open :p
GredGredmansson: we JUST had a poll on this, chat
Greyah: Just because a deck isn't exclusively black doesn't mean it's not mono black.
TheWriterAleph: that's the problem with society today, really
Juliamon: LUL
GredGredmansson: Dreg Recycler
Cptasparagus: mono 5 colors?
WiJohn: 5 colors is like mono color
CururuGuasu: Now with sour cream
GredGredmansson: Ayara's Oathsworn; rewarded
AtomicAlchemical: okay good card now
Lord_Hosk: I committed to the bit. and now my 250,000 dollrrs are in someone elses account.
Wolfstrike_NL: ayaya is good
Loonatic93: Actually, in many cases, a lot of problems are caused by sticking to the bit over all else.
GredGredmansson: swamp
Eramis8: Rona technically
GredGredmansson: actually yeah, swamp is colorless
GredGredmansson: tomWelp
WiJohn: A bee!
drcthulu: air
AtomicAlchemical: nothing
koaxkoax: TFW blue is actually open but you committed to the bit
GreatGodOm: time
LurkerSpine: string or nothing
Earthenone: garbage
PenguiShark: Coin
Eramis8: coin
frank_the_great: Nothing
Greyah: An potat
GredGredmansson: The remaining traces of your patience
HaloCub5: d20
Diabore: golf club Kappa
arkham1981: I very small waffle.
Dromos_GHG: The one ring
Loonatic93: All of your hopes and dreams.
Y2A_Alkis: a green jellybean
Banana_Swonk: The Bit
GreatGodOm: Time
Going_Medium: My precious?
avi_miller: Lego
theinvisiblevoice: belly button lint
PenguiShark: Token
Malazim: Tiers of the kingdom
couchboyj: One of the 9 rings for mortal kings, doomed to die
WiJohn: Cockroach!
WowoT: dubloon
avi_miller: Air
poryout: i'm grillin' nothin'! i'm grillin' nothin'!
GredGredmansson: 4 sided die
Juliamon: A cheeto
Riiiiiiis: My hopes for the future?
Cardplayerwell: dice
7gorobei: usb drive
GredGredmansson: neat
Earthenone: when you look at james you think dom farmer
couchboyj: Of course! How silly of us
koaxkoax: The blue we are passing is breaking my drafter heart
Loonatic93: Wasn't aware you had friends.
arkham1981: I don't think I've ever had a friendship bracelet
GredGredmansson: how did invasion of amonkhet WHEEL
Juliamon: c'monnnn Sheoldred from last draft
Earthenone: @GredGredmansson it has two colors everyone else is also mono color forcing :P
GredGredmansson: breeeeeeach
AtomicAlchemical: @GredGredmansson Probably because SOMEONE is cutting black
GredGredmansson: Ichor Drinker is a vampire
GredGredmansson: wait we have 3 phyrexians already
LurkerSpine: samurai looks cooler
GredGredmansson: samurai then
Earthenone: we have way more phyrexians than vampires
therealama: butcher
therealama: always butcher
therealama: drinker might even wheel and you will get some more of it
LurkerSpine: revelation isn't awful
WiJohn: Traumatic revelation isn't terrible...
Snowcookies: if only we weren't forcing mono colours
LurkerSpine: you incubate
rosesmcgee: just think, the person your passing to is having the best draft of their life
therealama: capenna invasion could be good with vampires and/or pherexians
GredGredmansson: 3 mana kill their biggest thing seems good
LurkerSpine: okay 2 revs might be awful
therealama: land
Earthenone: a boardwipe!
GredGredmansson: Aetherblade is GREAT
Earthenone: remember how much we wanted one
MegaDosX: Aetherblade is pretty great
therealama: vatkeeper is really strong
MegaDosX: Hey it's a Burglar Rat
Loonatic93: But according to Commander/Brawl rules; Aetherblade isn't Mono-Black.
koaxkoax: God p6 champ
GredGredmansson: vampire wheeled neat
MegaDosX: @Loonatic93 Good thing James isn't playing Commander or Brawl benginSip
LurkerSpine: 2/2 flyer for 3
Juliamon: Which means it'll get more wins
MegaDosX: Maybe, paradoxically, it'll do better
LurkerSpine: I mean, the ceiling on the green deck was just Ozolith
couchboyj: That's Magic Baby
therealama: i think you go to much monoblack after picking 1-2 cards
Juliamon: therealama Chat voted for monoblack
koaxkoax: @therealama it’s called committing to the bit
LurkerSpine: I think this is the better deck, just lacks a bomb. At least this one has regular removal spells llol
therealama: @Juliamon oh okay
MegaDosX: The opposite of rewarded in fact
MegaDosX: None black cards
therealama: i was getting a coffee :)
Earthenone: i voted for white imagine how much better off we coul;d have been :P
MegaDosX: Oh huh
MegaDosX: I missed that entirely benginLul
LurkerSpine: Guerrilla for sure
Earthenone: for money
MegaDosX: For the lulz?
SnowBuddy18: for the memes
RayFK: Same
TrickJarrett: Because punching chunks has permanently altered your perception of fun
LurkerSpine: dreg probably?
vogon_poet: Mirrodin, all day long.
LurkerSpine: oh wait, you already have 2 lol
1y1e: PSA there is a cool sleeve in the daily deals today chat room
TrickJarrett: Well then it's just that you don't learn easily
rosesmcgee: performance anxiety when drafting on your own?
LurkerSpine: You haven't done a hat draft in a long while
frank_the_great: Wild
Phosfur: Hats and two drops are still some memorable drafts lol
MegaDosX: "Learning from mistakes? Why would I ever do that?" - James, probably
Juliamon: So how's it feel to peak so early Kappa
Earthenone: i miss the "loadingreadyrun whacky draft" videos
Sibwow: 4 lamasu in a row was great
LurkerSpine: Most memorable is when you timed out the oppo on accident lol
SnowBuddy18: and yet, here we are
Going_Medium: I would like to see a cash + fixing draft in a heavy fixing set. Where you have to take the highest value card, or fixing.
frank_the_great: When was the last chaos draft?
GredGredmansson: we had the "catchup chaos draft" some months ago
GredGredmansson: to commemorate everyone in the office again
Earthenone: we have a block draft tomorow, its fine
GredGredmansson: right, "some months"
Phosfur: looking at this pile of cards, I feel two drop draft isn't unreasonable lol
GredGredmansson: i get it though
SnowBuddy18: 100 years is also "some months"
MegaDosX: Technically correct
GredGredmansson: sure
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Juliamon: oh, so it is
Juliamon: *crumbles into dust*
GredGredmansson: I won't be here tomorrow because my LGS is having an event
GredGredmansson: but enjoy
Bugberry: hopefully someone dies to poison once
Earthenone: ayay first
MegaDosX: It's got a lot of words tbf
couchboyj: Its very good. Too bad it'll never live.
MegaDosX: Demonic Tutor with extra steps
LurkerSpine: oooh, swing both?
couchboyj: The extra steps are beating your oppenent to death, though
GredGredmansson: sup pollyk
MegaDosX: Gotta Avenge that I think
Earthenone: keep swinging
Earthenone: we arent cowards
Bugberry: avenged and menace can get both of their creatures
MegaDosX: You can punch with both
LurkerSpine: I'd probably play familiar and pass tbh
MegaDosX: They can only block one of them
GredGredmansson: if they block we can kill one
MegaDosX: Though you can also Familiar and pass
MegaDosX: And hold Mirrodin for if they punch with Polukranos
koaxkoax: @bugberry can’t split damage between both, have to deal lethal to one before dealing any to the other
BloodnBullets: they will just double block the oathsworn and eat it right?
Earthenone: i feel a mono color deck loses the first turn it says no attacks
Bugberry: @koaxkoax just remembered that. Dang 4 toughness.
Earthenone: there is so much value in the rainbow
MegaDosX: Polukranos is a heck of a wall
MegaDosX: Big ol' stop sign on the battlefield
GredGredmansson: if we can trick polly k into blocking and taking damage
MegaDosX: Huh.
MegaDosX: Oh that didn't work like they wanted it to
BloodnBullets: oopd
Wolfstrike_NL: oops
Bugberry: "showed you my 0/1, please respond"
MegaDosX: !card polukranos reborn
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MegaDosX: That's fine for us
MegaDosX: Oh huh
MegaDosX: Hi Nashi
MegaDosX: Oops All Familiars
GredGredmansson: ye
MegaDosX: Don't hate it
Snowcookies: familiar tribal?
MegaDosX: It can block the flyer for a turn so they can't flip Innistrad I guess?
GredGredmansson: familar, play butcher next turn
BloodnBullets: unfortunately nashi will copy polyK
GredGredmansson: give our phyrexians menace
Earthenone: !card grafted butcher
LRRbot: Grafted Butcher [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian Samurai [2/2] | When Grafted Butcher enters the battlefield, Phyrexians you control gain menace until end of turn. / Other Phyrexians you control get +1/+1. / {3}{B}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Return Grafted Butcher from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
MegaDosX: You can sac the Stasis Fielded one can't you?
MegaDosX: And do them both this turn?
Earthenone: we can do both right? sac the fammilar
MegaDosX: I vote now
LurkerSpine: it's not like the fox gains haste though?
Earthenone: 3+4=7
Wolfstrike_NL: they do have a 5/5 chat
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therealama: all in
therealama: he can activate
MegaDosX: But that's not terrible
therealama: its still good
Earthenone: we get the famillar
MegaDosX: Another Familiar? >_>
Bugberry: familiar them out
Earthenone: so two familiars deaths kill them
MegaDosX: The death triggers are the bigger threat to the opponent right now I think
therealama: the familiar is goody
MegaDosX: Nashi can bring Polukranos back, but that's going to take some turns before they can flip it into a lifelinker
BloodnBullets: even killing your butcher is bad for them, because it gives you a sac outlet.
MegaDosX: Yeah you're playing a different game to them right now
Earthenone: 2/2s are a problem because they can block and not kill the famillar
BloodnBullets: and butcher
MegaDosX: Could also have punched with the Butcher
MegaDosX: Because then you could sac this familiar to kill them
MegaDosX: But oh well
Juliamon: If they don't just scoop
therealama: i thikn you won if he has no life now, right?
MegaDosX: Somehow opponent plays Sunfall
Wolfstrike_NL: invasion of fiora
MegaDosX: Oh that's fine for us
therealama: if he doest block butcher he is dead if he does u can sav familiar and hes dead too
Wolfstrike_NL: !they
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BloodnBullets: Oh no! ...Anyway.
MegaDosX: I love how we're somehow in a scenario where the opponent plays a gigantic Imperiosaur and we're like "oh neat, anyway"
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MegaDosX: Absolutely no reason
LurkerSpine: agreed
MegaDosX: They are dead on board here
therealama: @LRRbot you go in and win
MegaDosX: Yeah
LurkerSpine: it lost the buff
MegaDosX: You had them on two axes there
Eramis8: killing lord kills weakened beas
Snowcookies: cool game
PenguiShark: Totally planned it that way
Earthenone: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
MegaDosX: F
Juliamon: whoopsie
MegaDosX: I think that was getting countered anyway
AtomicAlchemical: Counterspell in limited?! rdropShook
Earthenone: !time
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MegaDosX: Do we sac it now?
MegaDosX: Since it's not going to untap anytime soon?
Wolfstrike_NL: I think so
MegaDosX: Or sac that
Wolfstrike_NL: or well
MegaDosX: Yeah no now you sac that
MegaDosX: Oh you could have convoked that in btw
MegaDosX: Oh well
MegaDosX: This is fine
GredGredmansson: isn't that still 1 short?
MegaDosX: He would have had one Swamp and two creatures
MegaDosX: Bait out the counter?
Earthenone: bait is a strong word, it is countering the most expensive spell in our deck :P
MegaDosX: Your boards are oddly symmetrical
couchboyj: I like sending the cat
MegaDosX: @Earthenone Sure, but we have two of them :p
GredGredmansson: !card grafter butcher
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
GredGredmansson: !card grafted butcher
LRRbot: Grafted Butcher [1B] | Creature — Phyrexian Samurai [2/2] | When Grafted Butcher enters the battlefield, Phyrexians you control gain menace until end of turn. / Other Phyrexians you control get +1/+1. / {3}{B}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Return Grafted Butcher from your graveyard to the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.
Earthenone: its good we dident animate the rock i guess
MegaDosX: I mean, when opponent's on the UW knights deck, this is what happens >_>
LurkerSpine: blot and baron?
Earthenone: blot rock barron go all in?
TheWriterAleph: Blot. Baron. Battlestar Galactica.
AwesomeInABox: id attack with famillar first since they can sac the knight
GredGredmansson: !card blot out
LRRbot: Blot Out the Sky [XWB] | Sorcery | Create X tapped 2/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying. If X is 6 or more, destroy all noncreature, nonland permanents.
AwesomeInABox: with blot
MegaDosX: I love that LRRbot doesn't know what to do with that card name :p
GredGredmansson: sure.
MegaDosX: We take those?
EggNahgg: we take those
MegaDosX: Not really unless they have a pump spell
AwesomeInABox: blot out doesnt do anything
MegaDosX: Now it kills the 3/4
LurkerSpine: baron and flip?
MegaDosX: Yeah, convoke
EggNahgg: I like baron and flip
AwesomeInABox: nah baron and flip
Wolfstrike_NL: flip our 4/4?
maniac_fish: !card blot out
LRRbot: Blot Out the Sky [XWB] | Sorcery | Create X tapped 2/1 white and black Inkling creature tokens with flying. If X is 6 or more, destroy all noncreature, nonland permanents.
maniac_fish: Is blot out based on power or cmc?
Earthenone: cmc
Earthenone: so the 4 mana 2/2 is a probem for us
maniac_fish: Well then it just hits the 2/2
MegaDosX: Could also just block both 2/2s
AwesomeInABox: nah block the smaller knight with baron?
Earthenone: i would block the other 2 to turn on blot
GredGredmansson: I'd do conversion here
LurkerSpine: conversion gets survail
MegaDosX: Conversion here I think?
AwesomeInABox: i would failed con to get the surveil
flip_the_skip: I'd conversion too
maniac_fish: I'd probably just conversion
MegaDosX: Yeah that's fine
LurkerSpine: yeah they're dead next turn if no blocker
MegaDosX: Ayyyy
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MegaDosX: Because mono black can just do that
zeathean: are we the baddies?
Earthenone: its being piloted by a profesional magic player
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RassilonDND: so you're saying we should reach out and fix the shuffler eh?
Earthenone: they will hatch when you swing
Juliamon: One finger on Arena's monkey's paw curls
RassilonDND: will probably incubate in response to attack?
Wolfstrike_NL: ~"surprise blocker"~
Earthenone: yup
MegaDosX: Yeah
maniac_fish: wait I just realized we're monoblack... Is there an actual reason or just James things?
MegaDosX: Durdling?
Earthenone: just james
RassilonDND: being silly
Juliamon: maniac_fish He had chat vote
maniac_fish: Fair enough
Juliamon: He did mono G first
Juliamon: it was not a good choice
maniac_fish: How did that go?
maniac_fish: Lol
Earthenone: 3/3
LurkerSpine: ichor drinker putting in the work
MegaDosX: Booo
Juliamon: p1p1 Ozolith and then three packs with literal zero green
maniac_fish: Yikes. still did better than most of my drafts this format
RassilonDND: That ichor drinker found our OP's stash of ecto cooler
Juliamon: it did do better than many of us expected
MegaDosX: I don't hate just punching here
zeathean: make them do it
AwesomeInABox: should probably get into the habit of flipping the incubate at the end of opponents turn to dodge sorcery speed removal/wraths
MegaDosX: Punch with the 1/1 first and see if they block?
maniac_fish: coward confirmed
Earthenone: play and flip agent
MegaDosX: And you can flip it immediately
MegaDosX: Oooooof
MegaDosX: You could just put Failed Conversion on it and pass
RayFK: Turn it into an 0-1 my guy
MegaDosX: It becomes a 0/1
Earthenone: conversion sticks around
RayFK: It's an enchantment
maniac_fish: conversion does mean it can't flip the battles
Earthenone: and we can mop up with deluge later
AwesomeInABox: i'd attack first see if they blocked with the flyer
Earthenone: what can we draw lol
maniac_fish: are there any bombs in this deck? Or is it just 2/2s all the way down
MegaDosX: Stop having cards opponent
Juliamon: unfortunately no real bombs
maniac_fish: maybe OP disconnects
zeathean: looks like opp’s deck is sweet
Wolfstrike_NL: more familiars to sac with our recycler is probally the win con
maniac_fish: you never know
Juliamon: those familiars can put in a lot of work though
WiJohn: The secret is you're dead
LurkerSpine: a player may concede at any time
WiJohn: Yeah, that'll teach 'em!
Earthenone: the oponent had some good black cards, maybe we should have drafted some of those
RayFK: I feel like these color challenges eat your soul James
Earthenone: flippy and swing i guess?
magicsandman: but you can blame the stip instead of drafting and play skill
LurkerSpine: they don't really have good blocks for the flip
therealama: i think that was bad
therealama: now he can swing back with 10 power
Juliamon: they
Juliamon: !they
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Earthenone: yup shrikies
LurkerSpine: could kill the vatkeeper?
MegaDosX: This eats their board except for the 5/5
LurkerSpine: oh right forgot it hurt green more
therealama: attack first
DAC169: Vanquish on the Vatkeeper?
therealama: thats why attacking with ichor first - maybe he block with vatkeeper
StringCheeseRiot: James, do you have any advice or motivational words for a guy who just lost his job?
MegaDosX: Would it have been worth punching with the 3/3 to draw?
therealama: maybe they ^^
MegaDosX: Oh.
Juliamon: therealama just use they
Juliamon: please
MegaDosX: They also got auto tappered
therealama: i think with the 3-3 u get the backswing too hard
MegaDosX: Sac it with Dreg?
therealama: @Juliamon yes, english is not my first language, but i try to get used to it
Earthenone: its just a bump in the night
StringCheeseRiot: Hey thanks man that's what I needed to hear
TheMandrew: Card Kingdom! a Kingdom of Cards!. how's that for motivation?
therealama: i think the only advice one can give is - get a new job :/
Earthenone: probobly better than !advice
therealama: sucks, but you will make it
Earthenone: !advice
LRRbot: Pls Wet.
TheMandrew: also, sorry about the job, that really sucks. keep at it though
StringCheeseRiot: @therealama already working on that haha but it sucks after 5 years at the same job I feel lost
StringCheeseRiot: @themandrew thanks I am trying
Juliamon: It can only give you what you put into it
DAC169: land curse, hello
therealama: @StringCheeseRiot i get that. also psychologically shit, to feel "not needed", but that is just in your mind not really how it is
therealama: i thikn they did see that coming, that is what the eye on the card means :D
StringCheeseRiot: Exactly feeling like I'm not gonna find a job I was able to do as well and failing again
StringCheeseRiot: !advice
LRRbot: Look at the cards.
RayFK: More like Sogchampion
Juliamon: Good news, you don't have to
LurkerSpine: !box
LRRbot: Step one: cut a hole in the box.
uchihab7: Do the mtg wordle
StringCheeseRiot: You know you wanna
Juliamon: oh, yeah, it's worse every time you load it
LurkerSpine: https://hyruleguessr.com/
Greyah: This. This thing right there. I despise this.
therealama: smart to not give them your email. they might geo guess your location
couchboyj: Enchant Wordle
StringCheeseRiot: Oh this sounds actually pretty fun
uchihab7: Omg he listened to me
Rootpotato: but wait, i thought wheeler wasnt streaming today
Rootpotato: wheelerClown
uchihab7: Transfer me 100 dollars
StringCheeseRiot: Cheer50 Thanks for the supportive words I'm going to do my best
Juliamon: this is a lot
Earthenone: bump in the night?
EvilBadman: Storm Crow
Cptasparagus: Gandalf
couchboyj: Yes
grometty: yes?
1y1e: the only hit is "not subtypes"
MaxP0ti0n: means no subtype
g_rey2996: Not a sorcery, no subtypes
uchihab7: Has no subtype
thegitrogsquirrel: It means no subtype
Diabore: higher than common
Earthenone: higher than common, higher than 1 mana
1y1e: higher than a common, newed than innistrad
magicsandman: probably not a creature
Diabore: yup
LurkerSpine: seems like
thegitrogsquirrel: Not b or u
cmdrzellgaudis: It’s at least a rare
WowoT: artifact?
Diabore: lets go the wanderer from war of the spark
Greyah: Considering the only creature without a subtype is incredibly old, it can't be that.
cmdrzellgaudis: No
tehfewl: could be uncommon
g_rey2996: Rraity has no yellow marker
cmdrzellgaudis: It’s yellow when it’s close
tehfewl: rarity doesn't have that
cmdrzellgaudis: It’s green when it’s right, yellow would be close
arkham1981: no. rarity doesnt do that
uchihab7: I like trying the Wanderer
thegitrogsquirrel: Rarity doesn't 🟡
cmdrzellgaudis: Cyclonic rift
emonotony: I'd go Whirlwind Denial just 'cuz
LurkerSpine: I'd guess Jace for fun
uchihab7: Oh wait no planeswalkers do have subtypes
Greyah: Can't be a planeswalker either, yeah.
LurkerSpine: oh wait there's a subtype for planeswalkers
LurkerSpine: yeah
LurkerSpine: blue artifact then?
LurkerSpine: are there artifacts without subtypes?
tehfewl: could be enchantment
Diabore: or enchantment
neebusjeebus: one with the multiverse
BloodnBullets: shark typhoon
Phosfur: Shark typhoon?
cmdrzellgaudis: One with the multiverse
tehfewl: shark typhoon too expensisve
Diabore: oh yeah newer than 2020
grometty: oooo
LurkerSpine: chromehost
Diabore: 4 or 5 mana, newer than 2020
therealama: wiretapping?
oatway: vesuvian duplimancy?
MegaDosX: I got this one yesterday, I had never even seen this card before benginLul
DrThud666: Decroduality
LurkerSpine: nah that's wrong
EvilBadman: Shark Typhoon still solidified a lot of hunches
MegaDosX: Chrome Host Seedshark is a creature
oatway: or wait that was mythic I think
LurkerSpine: don't listen to me
DrThud666: Necroduality
cmdrzellgaudis: Not chrome host. Not an enchantment
MaxP0ti0n: chromehost is a creature
Cptasparagus: whats the new blue EOT bounce something with a counter on it
Cptasparagus: from aftermath
cmdrzellgaudis: And it’s not an enchantment creature
onefreeman28: Grafted Identity
Cptasparagus: oh its not rare nvm
Diabore: that was mythic
BloodnBullets: close on set
DrThud666: oops sorry
MegaDosX: Would you like a hint James?
Banana_Swonk: but the target is mv 4
Diabore: oh we're close on year now
cmdrzellgaudis: If you look at the sets now it shows you what sets
thegitrogsquirrel: Your in the right year
couchboyj: Between ikoria and vow
tehfewl: its from 21
neebusjeebus: no clue
tehfewl: thats what the yellow means
MegaDosX: Do you want a hint?
onefreeman28: Grafted Identity was MID right
MegaDosX: Green means the right set
Earthenone: right year wrong set
Diabore: wrong set right year
1y1e: hover over the set symbols and it'll tell you the year they came out
therealama: iteration of kamigawa?
Banana_Swonk: vow was fall 21?
uchihab7: Reflections of litjara
MegaDosX: That's a five drop
tehfewl: reflections was 5
arkham1981: grafted identity?
Mierr: couldn't it be the steal a creature one from innistrad?
drcthulu: Netherese Puzzle-Ward
cmdrzellgaudis: Oh and it could be a commander product
Greyah: Could it be Netherese Puzzle-Ward?
MegaDosX: I have a hint ready if you want
EvilBadman: Known Blue player James Turner
Diabore: @arkham1981 thats an aura iirc
Earthenone: tefaris ageless insight from the core set maybe?
Greyah: The D&D thing was 21, right?
DAC169: Grafted Identity?
onefreeman28: Phasing of Zalfir
WiJohn: He's quite good at it
tehfewl: wheeler is VERY good at this game
Diabore: grafted is an aura
arkham1981: hes amazing at it
DoctorHutch: he plays it on his stream all the time
aerohydra: wheeler plays it to start his stream
cmdrzellgaudis: Wheeler does it all the time
tehfewl: phasing is a Saga
couchboyj: Wheeler starts every stream with this and he gets it in like a minute
emonotony: Wheeler would get it wrong constantly just to piss off chat, I'd guess
MegaDosX: Empty subtype means not a saga
onefreeman28: Wait no phasing
uchihab7: It could be from a commander deck
couchboyj: Its kinda scary
onefreeman28: I was wrong re phasing, I like Grafted Identity tho
g_rey2996: @uchihab7 I hate when it's in supplemental products
Diabore: its an aura chat
cmdrzellgaudis: Try dress down to narrow the years
theandew: Netherese puzzle ward
onefreeman28: Can't be Teferi's Ageless Insight since that's legendary
Diabore: @cmdrzellgaudis we know the year, its 21 but we need the right set
couchboyj: AFR, MH2, or Strixhaven most likely
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tehfewl: is that the d4 rolling one
uchihab7: Netherese puzzle ward
LurkerSpine: I don't remember this card at all
Diabore: the fuck is that
drcthulu: thanks scryfall advanced search
cmdrzellgaudis: Ugh commander products…
tehfewl: dnd commander deck
g_rey2996: Hurray for commander cards
couchboyj: That ws from a commander set
LathosTiran: the puzzle was a puzzle
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Wolfstrike_NL: !advice
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Riiiiiiis: C ya
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MegaDosX: !badadvice
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Thatwasademo: oh, we're doing a quest with a scenario ally this time?
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saucemaster5000: @jamesk902 That took me a whole day...
Juliamon: He's also not here today
blip2004: wtf prime. give me a chance to renew before you start blasting me with 5 minutes of ads
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jamesk902: @jamesk902 That's about how long it will have taken me by the time I'm done.
Thatwasademo: you can always refresh after renewing to kill the ads
blip2004: it says my sub is still active. and still gives me ads
Juliamon: It not perfect system, unfortunately
Thatwasademo: okay that I'm more confused by
Juliamon: There is a several-hour gap between when your Prime lapses and you can renew it, for reasons I'm unclear of
blip2004: its just taking a bit to replicate
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hatboozeparty: Go Gloomers!
Getter404: Go Fightin' Inoxes!
saucemaster5000: Oh god, reunion? Do we have to try and remember people's names?
MAPBoardgames: I'm glad I tuned in, I wasn't aware Spoopifer was playing!
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DoctorHutch: have we seen Adam pilot the plagueherald yet?
Fanklok: The double retirement paradox will prevent the wipe
saucemaster5000: @DoctorHutch He's played it once and very much enjoyed it
xantos69: I put in an order for a dice tray literally today.
Banana_Swonk: beej, when will the patches be ready to ship?
MAPBoardgames: store.loadingreadyrun.com has dice trays you won't be using when playing Gloomhaven.
Earthenone: !store
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MAPBoardgames: Sempai noticed me!
BusTed: seabatTROG
DoctorHutch: wheelerMonkey
emonotony: I'm fairly sure they're just descriptions of the shadows in the cave above.
Thatwasademo: Hail, Hail
Getter404: Turn your head and cough... TO DEATH
Fanklok: Yknow Cam some people pay good money for that
shendaras: Very underpowered class there
MAPBoardgames: Is Heather playing the same game as the rest of us?
saucemaster5000: Everyone else is playing a fantasy game and Heather is playing Ash from evil dead