Crossing the Streams || Jackbox

 TehAmelie: my step-grandma had a big tree. a huge featureless grass lawn with one of the biggest birches i've seen in the middle of it
 Metric_Furlong: neat
 Metric_Furlong: ( I was contemplating replying to that with a nod to the actual title but decided against it)
 TehAmelie: likely it wouldn't tell me anything anyway :3
 Metric_Furlong: yeah, obscurity factor is also at work here (shocking, I know)
 TehAmelie: such a weird concept if you think about it. imagine having exactly one, big tree
 Metric_Furlong: while I was checking how many Furlong Points™ Juliamon had now, I think I found the answer as to why I don't see many guesses these days: of the people who have Furlong Points™, only three of them still show-up in chat much
 Metric_Furlong: @TehAmelie yeah, it'd be a pretty deliberate choice
 Metric_Furlong: I think there's a scene in an Iranian film sort of related to that topic, but I can't remember the name of it atm
 TemporallyAwry: !advice
  LRRbot: Never hit F11.
 TehAmelie: well, a tree is always popular symbolism
 TehAmelie: bah, i must sleep now
 IbunWest: 
 TehAmelie: have fun jackin
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
 Metric_Furlong: 'night TehAmelie
jessicaengle: Ahoyhoy
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 TimIAm: Happy Monday chat
 Calaban161: Hello all
 Metric_Furlong: well, poll's hello Calaban161
jessicaengle: Time to see what's in the box
 Metric_Furlong: *hello Calaban161
 Metric_Furlong: jessicaengle possibly jack
 Earthenone: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the abyss!
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat.
 Metric_Furlong: hello Dog_of_Myth
 Mcgwee: Hello!
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
 irenrose: Morning
 Metric_Furlong: I should probably wrap the poll-up before we go live
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 SnackPak_: 
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 Dog_of_Myth: 
 shurtal: gonna box some jacks tonight?
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 LordZarano: Main screen turn on!
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 PharaohBender27: Jack! That! Box!
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 Metric_Furlong: Golden Boy, Gin'Iro no Olynssis and The Girl in Twilight well be sent into long list rotation
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 FarleyF: 99 Boxes of Jack on the wall, 99 Boxes of Jack
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 TemporallyAwry: !quote jack
  LRRbot: Quote #6578: "One of these days I will have a friend group that can rotate cushions for me." —cheetoJack [2019-11-15]
 Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
 Metric_Furlong: hello Mischievous_Catgeist
 NonUniqueGuy: Hello
 They_Are_Alyx: Adam POG
 Calaban161: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the office sweatband
 saucemaster5000: insert hello and time for jacking it joke here
 TemporallyAwry: !now
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 SaxPython: 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
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 Metric_Furlong: hello NonUniqueGuy  and saucemaster5000
 matthaus_c: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
  LRRbot: Barcode!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight is Jackbox night, so let's try to Survive the Internet, do our JobJob and not Split the Room. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwxVRqAaYAEucnQ.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1660798226155577344
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote barcode
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 kusinohki: meows
 NonUniqueGuy: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: the single Livin' in a box from the album Livin' in a box by the band Livin' in a box.
 IbunWest: Don’t you want to split the room
 jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!! 
 Mazrae: Yay made it just in time
 NonUniqueGuy: I thought we did want to split the room
 Mischievous_Catgeist: here to enjoy the jacking while im waiting to see if my flower will bloom tonight 
 TemporallyAwry: @jacqui_lantern234  - thank you for your positivity
 HbombAndFriends: Time to dot the “i”s & cross the streams!
 CAKHost: Hello everyone!
 IbunWest: Road quest 
LostThePirate: Ah, that lovely RQ music 
 northos: @Mischievous_Catgeist ...are we doing phrasing anymore? 
 TemporallyAwry: !phrasing
  LRRbot: Have we ever done phrasing? Like, actually?
jessicaengle: RQ love 
Tugs_Keng: wait these crazy people are going to play jack box I can't wait to watch
 MAPBoardgames: I always get goosebumps listening to the RQ theme.
 Mazrae: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
 matthaus_c: !findquote jack
  LRRbot: Quote #2179: "You're gonna jack the stream? That's dangerous, Ian!" —Heather [2016-03-27]
 KevlarGiraffe: Good evening everyone!
 Strebenherz: Good evenin!
 HbombAndFriends: Wassssssup!
 MrGibberish: Hello friends!
Leedopo: jerkberks!
 Strebenherz: !findquote jackbox
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
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 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: What's up folks! Just graduated from my masters program today, couldn't ask for a better way to end the day!😊
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 emberBecky: o/
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 damn_i_am_pretty: Someone help Nelly, he
 GhostValv: o7
 NevermorePainting: Alex, Beej, AND ADAM? This gonna be fire
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 TheWriterAleph: 
 CAKHost: Look at all these boxes containing people!
 jacqui_lantern234:  Ian "Our Boy" Horner
 damn_i_am_pretty: hai people
 paronomasiac042: oho, a sausage-fest-in-a-box
 SnackPak_: o7
 Metric_Furlong: Ian.
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 SaxPython: Sigint o7
 Mischievous_Catgeist: remember guys this is nellys first time
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 shurtal: Ian is secretly GW
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 NonUniqueGuy: Wow, Nelly is playing Jackbox for the first time.
 saucemaster5000: Quiet didn't make the cut
 Strebenherz: Not a minute in and Ian is channeling full Ian.  Yes.
 NotCainNorAbel: Hello
 jacqui_lantern234:  
 HbombAndFriends:          
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 MrGibberish:  
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 matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 we need to keep up appearances
 coachNelly: appreciate all the good luck for my first time 
 Mazrae: Is it just me or is the audio off just a little
 Dog_of_Myth: Go on....
 ani_laurel: we do
 baltimore_667083: Yeah the audio is out of sync for me too
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 rosesmcgee: someone cut his mic!
 magical_writer: Preach the truth
 lackingsanity: All holidays are made up
 NevermorePainting: Are we fighting the french AGAIN
 shurtal: TOO FRENCH TO ENGLISH
 They_Are_Alyx: Quebec is..special
 Diabore: WHEEL
 gualdhar: Adam's coming back particularly punchy tonight
 Earthenone: solid code
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 jacqui_lantern234: to be fair, more people should hate the british monarchy
 DiscordianTokkan: CHUG code
 Loonatic93: So, if you live in Manitoba, is it Winnipeg Day?
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 PharaohBender27: CHUG
 HbombAndFriends: I hear Victoria was quite the patriot, though. 
 MrGibberish: CHUG
 TemporallyAwry:  ... don't worry, the French have opinions about you calling the Quebec "French"
 LordZarano: CHUG CHUG CHUG
 NonUniqueGuy: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
 e_bloc: CHUG
 DelphineSynastria: if your hallucinations include the Wheel of Enormous Proportions, seek professional guidance immediately.
 CururuGuasu: That wheel’s proportions are quite enormous
jessicaengle: The rest of Canada hates the French?
 BigDaddyBland87: Oh good I didn't miss the start
micalovits: Not might, it WILL be shown
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 LordZarano: ALL the questions are shown in the credits scroll
 laikagoat:    
 coachNelly: whatup ty jackbox
 SaxPython:   
 ChaoticObserver: Oh good evening Jackbox
 Dog_of_Myth:  
nyperold: Yeah, "MIGHT" is for your icebreaker answers in Job Job.
 aitsu100: HI JBG
 NightValien28: 
 Mischievous_Catgeist: oh hey jackbox
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 jessicaengle:     
 Earthenone: any stargate fans? 
 Dog_of_Myth: Ah yes, Coyote
Ristow: Persona coming in clutch on this
 tehfewl: Any Persona Fans
 CouldntPickAUsername: You rang?
 SkylerRingtail: Oh howdy Jackbox folks
 CouldntPickAUsername: @Earthenone You Rang?
 BrowneePoints: there are more h's than you think
 SajuukSjet: isn't Io multiple?
 CodeIndigo: Is anyone having luck getting in via mobile app? I keep getting "Room Not Found"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I got this
 Earthenone: @CouldntPickAUsername just a free win for us on this round
 DigitalSeahorse:  
ShadowFirelaw: *Waves*
 NotCainNorAbel: whT?
 BrowneePoints: no it's Seth
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 BrowneePoints: the TH is hard t
 ani_laurel: It's Seth
 BrowneePoints: and it's tote thoth
 jacqui_lantern234: its both Set and Seth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Gestures at statue of Thoth on my altar
 DigitalSeahorse: Seth pronounced Set?
 BrowneePoints: yes
nyperold: I missed Hathor.
 ani_laurel: shockingly, translation is ambigious
 sydnius: Matt, from IKEA
 BrowneePoints: th is hard T
Alex_Frostfire: Technically, both are accepted spellings, right?
 SocraticMethod: Matt is very quiet
 eric_christian_berg: Seth is the Hellenic version.
 saucemaster5000: it wasn't english, seth has been translated as sett, set, and seth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse It depends on who you ask
boristhewizard: Midsommar )
 aitsu100: i got nelly for this one
 rasterscan: Pfffthahahaha.  Midsommar.
 SymphonicLolita: alien vs predator is my favorite romcom
 DigitalSeahorse: a Set of Seths
 jacqui_lantern234: NELLY 
 NimrodXIV: uhhhh NO
 gualdhar: oh, there's some not-2000s options, sneaky
 CururuGuasu: Alien vs Predator is definitely
 TimIAm: I love their Murders
 zimmercj: Seth is the greek-ised version, Set is more traditional
 aitsu100: AVP was a Romcom
 Metric_Furlong: famous 2000s film, Breakfast at Tiffany's
micalovits: A v P Is totally a rom-com
 LurkerSpine: does 2000s mean 2000-2010, or like, all of the century?
 Loonatic93: Deliver Us From Eva was that new Eva Reboot, right?
 eric_christian_berg: Depends on what you find funny, I suppose.
SentientRatKing: That is annoying that they used an alternate spelling. Hate when trivia gives you answers that are easy to get wrong on a technicality.
 Nuurgle: the first 20 mins is just the main girl crying
 BigDaddyBland87: ah yes AVP...they will they or won't they is really tense
 BrowneePoints: @zimmercj sɛθ
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Different eras of heiroglphyics experts apply different methods of pronunciation because all the vowels are missing
 FacelessManAboutTown: Or if you find the face huggers sexy
 Metric_Furlong: it was the recap film 
 BrowneePoints: th is definitely there
 MrGibberish: @lurkerspine Probably decade
 CururuGuasu: Alex’s internet is haunted
 NimrodXIV: I mean, my brain started singing Hammer Time during -that- scene, so it was kind of funny
 DigitalSeahorse: pull over while wearing a pull over
 TheMerricat: Midsommar is the Wicker Cage like movie, right chat? The one where a group of kids go visit a strange cult/village and participate in their summer festival?
 CururuGuasu: Gunk
 Earthenone: the James round
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 Favre_the_Undead: thunk
 HbombAndFriends: Funk
 aitsu100: skunk
ghyllnox: Crunk
 MAPBoardgames: Crunk!
SquidVorb: Did I miss much?
Alexthu: monk
 HbombAndFriends: Monk
 SymphonicLolita: junk
 CouldntPickAUsername: frunk
 HbombAndFriends: Dunk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hunk
  Juliamon: SquidVorb Nope, first game
 FacelessManAboutTown: Cunk
 CururuGuasu: Bunk
 TheAinMAP: 
 undecided44: Punk
 red_shoes_jeff: Rich
 FacelessManAboutTown: Squnk
 CodeIndigo: drunk?
 HbombAndFriends: Shrunk
SentientRatKing: lunk
 DigitalSeahorse: one more
 CodeIndigo: skunk
 LordZarano: 
 Mazrae: Spunk
 FacelessManAboutTown: Smunk
ghyllnox: Flunk
 HbombAndFriends: Sunk
SquidVorb: Grunk
 zimmercj: Crunk
 saucemaster5000: they got a good dad who quite showbiz to be a good father?
 CodeIndigo: spunk
 DigitalSeahorse: punk
 DigitalSeahorse: dunk
 undecided44: Bunk
 DigitalSeahorse: runk
 DigitalSeahorse: gunk
 Texan_Reverend: I thought the incorrect ' placement in Bridget Jone's Diary was a fakeout, and I would have gotten it wrong as a result.
 DigitalSeahorse: junk
 sharkeyandthewizard: slunk
 TemporallyAwry: Anyone try Chunk 
 DigitalSeahorse: funk
 paronomasiac042: why do we have so many long words when we didn't use all the short ones?
 DigitalSeahorse: efelunk
 LurkerSpine: spin that wheel
 SaxPython: @DigitalSeahorse is that a pokemon?
 MAPBoardgames: Slice his face!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a sentencd
 LadyAiluros: Have you met us???
 emberBecky: >.>
SentientRatKing: @paronomasiac042 Real answer a lot of long words are either from other languages or technical terms from greek or latin.
 BusTed: It's more likely than you think.
micalovits: Nooo, we would neveeeer
 NonUniqueGuy: Go Left
 Baldrash: They really gotta stop trusting us with that.
 jacqui_lantern234: hey, im NEVER trouble
 Mazrae: never.....shhhh
 jacqui_lantern234: (i lied)
 Mischievous_Catgeist: we demand banana to behave
 BigDaddyBland87: Have you met me? I'm me!
 Dog_of_Myth: We're the good trouble.
 DigitalSeahorse: SaxPython it's a kin to woozles and tiggers are afraid of both of them
 eric_christian_berg: I enjoy German's tendency to make long words by gluing together a bunch of little ones.
 TemporallyAwry: Luck is a game of skill 
 Nuurgle: Spin Me like one of your Right Rounds
 DigitalSeahorse: woot
 PharaohBender27: @eric_christian_berg Though admittedly, they're even fonder of just stretching out sentences with dependent clauses 
 saucemaster5000: someone is based
 xantos69: Notice Alex's skill here.
 DigitalSeahorse: this whole sunshine game is bullony
theamc2000: rainbow
 DigitalSeahorse: I don't think there are rules
hi_im_emily: spin spin spin!
 laikagoat: again
 CururuGuasu: This is new…
 Strebenherz: Eat the rich!
 Alas_Babylon: This is the most arbitrary game on the list by far
 Mazrae: Just spin as much as you want
Critterbot: Huh...
 Earthenone: maybe this wheel was added for pride?
SentientRatKing: Yeah and you get that with a lot of the greek and latin ones too. Like Hypodermic is just a combination of hypo: below and dermic: skin
 MAPBoardgames: keep spining!
 NonUniqueGuy: Spin some more
 eric_christian_berg: @PharaohBender27 All about length with the Germans.
 DeM0nFiRe: Reported for hacking. Alex is gonna be banned from competitive jackbox
mick_myage: keep spinning
 AtomicAlchemical: Wait YEARS?! Oh... oh no
micalovits: There is a timer in the top right
 laikagoat: yep
 PharaohBender27: @eric_christian_berg 
theamc2000: good spins
 MAPBoardgames: hehehe
 Malkmaven1176: All hail The Wheel!
micalovits: Yes, Chaos time!
 shendaras: Skillful spins
 TemporallyAwry:  !!!
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 xantos69: Get those points!
 jacqui_lantern234: GET
 Favre_the_Undead: lose
 emberBecky: get! everyone's rich!
 BigDaddyBland87: welp time for some chaos
 paronomasiac042: GET
 Strebenherz: LOSE
 Twilight_Spark: Sell sell sell
 Forgebold: *votes "get points"* "I am a benevolent god"
 CururuGuasu: Get for great chaos
SquidVorb: LOSE
 red_shoes_jeff: LOSE
 LordZarano: Lose points! Make it last longer!
micalovits: We haven't gotten banana, lose!
 aitsu100: lose
 zimmercj: #chaoticallyevil
Mollylele: this is barely structurally a game
Critterbot: Woooow...
  mtvcdm: Oh that was NARROW
 PharaohBender27: 
 jacqui_lantern234 dabs
 BigDaddyBland87: split the room
Alex_Frostfire: Split the Room!
 Earthenone: good split
 DiscordianTokkan: 51! Dang
 laikagoat: boo
 MAPBoardgames: Split. That. Room!
 Strebenherz: EVERY VOTE COUNTS
 GhostValv: well I wouldn't go that far
 saucemaster5000: they're on the side of the 1%
 korvys: !quote Adam
  LRRbot: Quote #5674: "I think Twitch chat's great." —Adam [2019-01-03]
 MilkInBags: no justice
KeytarCat: The wheel finished on adam!
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 sheqesi: Jackbox party time!
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 SnackPak_: 
 jacqui_lantern234: hello children
 TheDangerWaffle: Hejo
 zimmercj: @Strebenherz So the opposite of US elections? 
 DigitalSeahorse: chidrens
 paronomasiac042: !findquote children
  LRRbot: Quote #6448: "As with most things, we must blame the children." —Graham [2019-10-01]
SquidVorb: Wait the room code is CHUG?
 DigitalSeahorse: hi kid 
SentientRatKing: Oh no Ian
 jacqui_lantern234: rip ian
LeeshaJoy: Is "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight" an actual movie?
 TheDangerWaffle: Chug chug chug chug
mick_myage: famous actor Greg De Niro
 TemporallyAwry: Ian doesn't know celebrities, and instead knows birds.  I think Ian is winning 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The what war
  mtvcdm: If the movie doesn't exist, that means he's not in it
 CodeIndigo: @LeeshaJoy I think it was a Disney flick from the 70s?
Tugs_Keng: was he in goncharov?
mick_myage: alex submit...
 Loonatic93: What?  No Rocky & Bullwinkle?
 korvys: He was
 saucemaster5000: none of these are rocky and bullwinkle, the only robert de niro performance that mattered
 SymphonicLolita: this is an entire list of movies I haven't seen
 DigitalSeahorse: submit to me
 GredGredmansson: why did I think he was in Mamma Mia 2?  I SAW that movie
AtrusOfMyst: That was Robert DePierce Brosnan
  mtvcdm: Only mostly adorable?
 CodeIndigo: He was amazing at The Game Awards last year
 GredGredmansson: Brosnan was in both of them, he doesn't count
 gualdhar: It's ok, it's real easy for this group to overlook De Niro. He's got a short temper too
 TemporallyAwry: Sorry, was one of those Nugget?!
hi_im_emily: how did i just now notice that the room code is CHUG
 SkylerRingtail: Easy peasy
 paronomasiac042: is a gosling a baby ryan?
 korvys: Ryan Goslings
 Mischievous_Catgeist: alligator calf
zerotkatama: 
Scarbble: are you down with the cygnets?
 IbunWest: A signet is a baby Mox
 Simonark: Wow, way to grub it in
 paronomasiac042: large dr. pepper with no ice
 zimmercj: Grahm where u at?
 DigitalSeahorse: the salad with the dressing
 saucemaster5000: the answer is "yes"
 Alas_Babylon: If you work at an elementary school during summer school in 103 degree heat, you'll know full well just how cute maggots are
 baltimore_667083: Old style fries beats everything cause the beef tallow
 fastlane250: They don't even have salad anymore
 Simonark: Oh, McDonald's salads have a TON of calories
 GhostValv: carbs are rough
 DigitalSeahorse: anything with sugar gonna be more
Alex_Frostfire: Sugar is calorie-dense.
 BrowneePoints: 510 calories for a large fry
 jessieimproved: Sugar and dairy
  Juliamon: Cinnamon rolls' carbohydrate content is what makes it rough
 BrowneePoints: or 530
 BrowneePoints: american large*
hi_im_emily: li'l mac
micalovits: Anything deep fried is NOT healthy
 saucemaster5000: yeah, people are always thrown by carb calories
 Mischievous_Catgeist: a big mac is a salad
  mtvcdm: When they say you're not in trouble you're always totally in trouble
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WriterRaven: jark barks! =D
 SpoonfullOfSugar: Remember this is probably American sizes for fries and drinks
 Simonark: Iced tea or diet drinks are why the calorie counts have a big range
WriterRaven: Is this game 1 or have I missed some?
 paronomasiac042: the "big mac" is one of the smallest burgers on the regualr menu.
 DigitalSeahorse: uranium, 50000 years of calories
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Dog_of_Myth: Game one @WriterRaven
WriterRaven: yey!
  mtvcdm: Matt's getting close.
 MilkInBags: rigged
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  mtvcdm: Matt's REAL close.
 baltimore_667083: Whataburger inflates everything calories cause they use large cups for medium drinks (but for medium shakes they use medium cups)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 MilkInBags: the fun in mario party is when RNG decides of the winner 
 paronomasiac042: most!
micalovits: Rich get richer!
  mtvcdm: Fewest puts Matt on the winner wheel.
 Mischievous_Catgeist: give banana we be kind
 BigDaddyBland87: yeet the rich
 MrGibberish: Matt
 paronomasiac042: "rich get richer" ends the game fastest
 iris_of_ether:   
SquidVorb: Brexit numbers
 saucemaster5000: we failed him
  mtvcdm: Oh right, power slice.
hi_im_emily: one in three...
 Dog_of_Myth: Chaos
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
Cephallope: 
 jacqui_lantern234:  adam
 BigDaddyBland87: Adam came in spicy today
 Azralorne: If y'all hate this game so much why are you playing it
 saucemaster5000: you ever have those game nights where the new player realizes you all love monopoly?
 aitsu100: this game is hell
 Dog_of_Myth: I love this game
 Brozard: 
 Nuurgle: it's just a series of coin flips, basically SF6
 rosesmcgee: It's mario party with trivia
 SmithKurosaki: This one is pretty RNG, but it's fun
 Tangsm: At least the wheel stares back.
  mtvcdm: Round 3!
 BrowneePoints: well at least you're handsome
 jacqui_lantern234: this game is an allegory for purgatory
YeomanAres: It's a game of luck disguised as trivia
 aitsu100: its like if magic was trivia
 CururuGuasu: An enormous wheel!
 Drasvin: The design concept is a trivia game that you can win even if you're bad at trivia
 TheWooglie: the perfect ending would be Adam winning
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Adam that's pretty much how I felt about it the one time I played it on a stream
 Earthenone: it is wheel into jeopardy
 MilkInBags: street fighter tournament resolved with a coin flip
 Earthenone: it was a mainstay in my house
 DigitalSeahorse: welp
 emberBecky: it was always jeopardy into wheel for us
 fastlane250: Depends on the order the station scheduled them in, both are syndicated
UnnnaturalD20 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
 UnnnaturalD20: That's 4 elevens
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 red_shoes_jeff: Some of these take place in multiple decades.
 BrowneePoints: Hey momma welcome to the SIXTIES
  mtvcdm: Beej now also in a winning position.
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex's cam went blurry
 TheWooglie: I don't think any were time travel movies
 Pywodwagon: none of those movies have time travel
 DigitalSeahorse:  dream fog cam
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 DigitalSeahorse: there we go
 GredGredmansson: Captain America comes closest
 zimmercj: I voted Bean-j
 kdefinition: Heh, Lima BEANS!
 randombillfolds: Wannabeans.
 MilkInBags: bean dad
 CodeIndigo: like human beans
 sydnius: kitty beans
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote bean
  LRRbot: Quote #3927: "I've been hungover, but never baked beans in public hungover." —Cameron [2017-02-02]
 CodeIndigo: or mean beans
 CouldntPickAUsername: ! add quote Adam 'huh.... Lima'
 KaleidoscopeMind: toe beans
thavleifrim: fallguy bean
Leedopo: legume hunterz
 Metric_Furlong: Rowan Atkinson...
 bytecaster: They missed "fall guy beans"
 bytecaster: Also "cat beans"
 MilkInBags: 
 SaxPython: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 HbombAndFriends: They named a bean after Zachary Quinto?
Fredbob108: Lima lmao
SquidVorb: 
 zerragonoss: Because cooking definition is different than science definition and that is ok.
 saucemaster5000: Adam has earned his paycheck for this awful game
 jacqui_lantern234:  good bit streamers
 MilkInBags: bofave a nice day
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  Juliamon: Chickpeas make great tofu btw!
 tehfewl: i don't pay for a garbanzo bean...
 emberBecky: garbanzo is best bean
 CururuGuasu: I like this game.  It’s wacky
 DigitalSeahorse: pinto is same as baked beans I think
 paronomasiac042: there actually is a difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas: i've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face
 Strebenherz: The gremlin energy is off the charts tonight XD
 jacqui_lantern234: have yall heard of "Bofa"? Bofa Deez reminders that youre loved AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!
SquidVorb: Yahoo! Mail is huge
  mtvcdm: Baidu is a Chinese social media app.
 DigitalSeahorse: sorta
Leedopo: baidu is mainland china
SquidVorb: Baidu is China's Google
 zimmercj: The Hub
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/ApatheticCharmingStarWholeWheat-2FYAWucQ0x4Slq0A
 jacqui_lantern234: Baidu Deez Nutz
 Mischievous_Catgeist: go adam!
 Metric_Furlong: She's a character in Genshin Impact 
 laikagoat: its the actual webpage, not the app, i think
 CodeIndigo: Erykah's last name?
 SaxPython:   
 Twilight_Spark: Adam just sandbagging on trivia.
 MilkInBags: adam knows the pulse of the trogs
Leedopo: ADAM TRIVIA KINGPIN
 MilkInBags: Facebook over Google is wild
  mtvcdm: Three people can win, and Adam's close with the power slice.
 Metric_Furlong: @MilkInBags there's a lot of old people with internet access
  mtvcdm: Only Ian's a distance away from the 20K mark.
 rosesmcgee:  
 Earthenone: teemo?
 HbombAndFriends: Anyone’s got a shot here… except Ian
WowoT: adam checked out of this game after the first round XD
 Seth_Erickson: 
  mtvcdm: Adam?
hi_im_emily: i h
LeeshaJoy: ugh, temu seems skeevy as hell just from the ads
 shurtal: i don't wanna shop like a billionaire, thank you
 GredGredmansson: people also don't tend to spend a long time ON  googld
 LurkerSpine: those ads are so annoying for temu
 TheMerricat: Temu
the_semicolon: This game is made worse by Trivia Murder Party making the "randomness" fun instead of a wheel.
hi_im_emily: i keep getting temu ads and i fucking hate it
 CAKHost: I have seen so many ads for Temu.
Angreed66: matt has to hit 40k to be in contention
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @the_semicolon Agreed
 ChaoticObserver: And it lands on the one person who doesn't hit the number
 TheMerricat: I assumed Temu was the new wish.com not the new Alibaba
 MilkInBags: so this game is about exerting yourself to answer really tough trivia questions, and then bullshit RNG decides if you lose?
 BrowneePoints: the CREEEEEAAAAM of the crop
 CAKHost: I think the one time I tried to browse on their website, they wouldn't let me unless I login...
 shurtal: Macho Madness is gonna run wild
 blip2004: I've been getting Temu ads that have unrealistic prices. like $2.50 low
  mtvcdm: Nelly for the game...
 BrowneePoints: no, the trivia gives you better chances
 kusinohki: I keep seeing "$7 nintendo switch" temu adds.  nothing screams 'scam' louder...
 BrowneePoints: but yes it's rng, to make it more fair for people who are ass at trivia
 MilkInBags: it's 50/50, either he wins or he loses
 Dog_of_Myth: Nelly's first win!!
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 MilkInBags: #brag
 bytecaster: Wheel of Enormous Proportions is all about the mental
 Chatstone: skill
 Simonark: No team can match Beej and Adam. Just like in Death Race 2000 and cricket.
 PharaohBender27: 
 Veshnikard: Nelly just wanted it more
 They_Are_Alyx:    
 jacqui_lantern234: hello highlights
 Mischievous_Catgeist: on his first time!
 NonUniqueGuy: Nelly winning on his first time on the Jackbox
 MilkInBags: Nelson do you feel accomplished?
 MilkInBags: 
 TheAinMAP:  
 ani_laurel: As a Calgarian....
 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
 jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 NevermorePainting: DUNK
 BrowneePoints: true
 SymphonicLolita: I mean,
 ani_laurel: TRUE
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 SmithKurosaki: omg
 iris_of_ether: Ahahaha
 SaxPython: 
 TemporallyAwry: That tracks 
 BigDaddyBland87: wow
 DaxStrife: My question is always the same: why do piranha plant have bone in it?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
 TimIAm: I only know about the prairies because Graham and Beej once played a W+P set in Portage La Prairie
 DigitalSeahorse: NO
 CodeIndigo: COUNTERDUNK'D
 Calaban161: Mood
 KingOfDoma: Bioware, baybee
 MilkInBags: imagine being in the suburbs of edmonton
 DigitalSeahorse: never again 
 baltimore_667083: Fair enough
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same principle for how people hate the Midwest in the US
 jacqui_lantern234: more like ass-scratchewan
 Loonatic93: Only thing the Prairies have is Wildfires.
Fredbob108: gg
 MilkInBags: isn't it giant tiger out there?
micalovits: Good question Ian
 TemporallyAwry: MGS4  ... really?
 shurtal: Zellers was for RICH PEOPLE
 CouldntPickAUsername: I used to work at Value Village, it sucked
 SaxPython: A+ ? Ian
 Orlantia: Adam only had bunny hugs to keep him company
hi_im_emily: ian, that is unanswerable
 baltimore_667083: The best part is wherever the trains are
 MilkInBags: it was a well full of oil
TotallyNotaBeholder: Bob's Gas?
 saucemaster5000: Adam grew up in "the last picture show"
 Simonark: An oil well with a hand pump
 Driosenth: Greg's Gas and Go
 TheDangerWaffle: Lol
 CodeIndigo: it was kerosene and you had to siphon it with a drinking straw
 CouldntPickAUsername: we had a gas station and a chain that was it
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TheWheelGame/d5967c94fe5fa1e44a31b72b66625b0d/
 eric_christian_berg: Got on the BBS, upload both ways!
 BigDaddyBland87: Ian which ending...MGS4 has a 2 hour ending cutscene
MichaelSnowbird: A Piggly Wiggly?
 BrowneePoints: my state invented Kum n Go soooooo
 SymphonicLolita: it really does
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Loonatic93 Hey, when they are allowed to cycle naturally they actually are essential for the life cycles of certain plants
 KevlarGiraffe: And BC
 Simonark: Was it "Canadian-Chinese Food" or "Chinese-Canadian Food"?
 Phailhammer: Same with Australia. That and a pub.
 sgowell: Gas station in Saskatchewan
 sgowell: Corner gas?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/MoldyCallousSparrowTheThing-pmXP8dzoFVbJnaZs
 CodeIndigo: my town had a Chinese restaurant before it had a McDonald's
 DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmmm
 MilkInBags: chinese know how to manage the land
 Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 That's great!  Just keep the freaking smoke up there!
 red_shoes_jeff: TIL Adam Savidan spent his early life as a background character on Corner Gas.
 korvys: "You WILL open a chinese food restaurant" "But I'm Polish?"
  mtvcdm: Did you have a Slap'n'Dash? A WeeWee? Or at least a J.C. Hootenanny's?
LeeshaJoy: that reminds me, I gotta read The Fortune Cookie Chronicles one of these days
 CodeIndigo: @korvys nobody's perfect
 FacelessManAboutTown: They did that with Thai food too
 ani_laurel: basically, Chinese people knew there would be a market for something new
 DigitalSeahorse: divvy up the msg
 MilkInBags: Hats? Next to Soup?
 Loonatic93: We had a Pump 'n Munch in Katoland.
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 BrowneePoints: Americanized Chinese was immigrants doing the best they could with new ingredients and a new pickier market
 jacqui_lantern234: THANK YOU adam
 DoodlestheGreat: Kinda how a Cambodian refugee sponsored all the donut shops in Los Angeles. And it's why they all use pink boxes.
 ani_laurel: a lot of Chinese people stayed in rural areas after the railroad went through
 TimIAm: Is this an Anti Heritage Moment lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A tiny town in Ireland where I worked on an archaeology dig had three pubs, a tiny grocery store and the best Indian food I have ever had.
 SymphonicLolita: we sure translated perfectly usable names
LeeshaJoy: my dudes I grew up in rural Idaho in a community of under 300 people
 Simonark: At least Moose Jaw was named for Brian Mulroney. So it's ok to hate it.
 jacqui_lantern234:  ADAM
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 ani_laurel: Head-Smashed-In is still that name
  quatoria: bling blong! bling blong!
 iris_of_ether: Is there a gas leak in here? 
 DigitalSeahorse: flip flopped the flim flam
 jacqui_lantern234: theres a town in canada called Dildo
 MilkInBags: Elbow, next to Lick
 SymphonicLolita: oh yeah I know where that is
 Loonatic93: Ding Dong Man!  Ding Dong!  Ding Dong Yo!
 PharaohBender27: That scans
 DigitalSeahorse: El BOW
 aWabbajack:   
 SymphonicLolita: it sure is a place
 ani_laurel: Calgary's Blackfoot name is literally Embow (Mokhintsis)
Critterbot: Okay my mostly bearded gentlemen, I must go to bed. Goodnight!
 CodeIndigo: I live near Beaver, which is west of Intercourse
 red_shoes_jeff: They named it after tossing a guy named Flynn off a cliff. Flynn Flung.
WowoT: if you crashed your car was it called hitting your funny bone?
MichaelSnowbird: Early settlers apparently not known for imagination
 saucemaster5000: 2 casualties, never forget
 baltimore_667083: My state has a town called Hooker
 TimIAm: That would be Saskatechwon't
 offbeatwitch: uk and ireland have the same vibe where you can be in the middle of fucking nowhere and be assured there's a pub nearby that's older than the USA
 SaxPython: The Great Canadian Schism
 korvys: Good segue, Ian
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 PharaohBender27: Oooh, been a while since they've played this one
 FacelessManAboutTown: Good transition streamer
 MilkInBags: let's talk shit about Sask for one more hour
 Texan_Reverend: For a while, I lived near Cut and Shoot, Texas.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think no one comes close to rural England as far as weird inexplicable town/street names
 Metric_Furlong: @MichaelSnowbird see also: about half of the places in the USA being named after places in Europe 
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/RudeCourteousSowMingLee-GTm8JUSALXxCofrc
 DiscordianTokkan: The Diefenbunker rules
 SymphonicLolita: Diefenbaker, my favorite lake that's just a flooded valley
 HavenDragon: there's an Elbow Lane near one of the schools i went to
 TheMerricat: "The village was originally called River View. Its' name was changed to "Elbow" which got its name from the bend in the South Saskatchewan River, resembling a bent arm, on March 1, 1909 and was incorporated on April 6, 1909."
 Pywodwagon: theres a town in Texas named Benjamin Wheeler
 airylan: The Diefenbunker has an escape room now
 jacqui_lantern234: if he was into finance, would he be a Diefen-Banker
 DigitalSeahorse: I went to the Diefenbaker
 Simonark: Hey, every Canadian has a tragic curse to be from somewhere. Kitchener, Ontario is merely the one I escaped.
 DigitalSeahorse: it was a school
Shparky2197: YAY! First live join in a while
 ani_laurel: THey almost sold the Diefenbunker to the Hell's Angels
  mtvcdm: Lies. Surviving the Internet is impossible.
 SmithKurosaki: @Simonark My condolences, signed a Guelphite
 LordZarano: QRCI
 MilkInBags: why is graham doing the intro?
   LoadingReadyRun: Code is QRCI
WowoT: QRCI if anyone cant find it
 SymphonicLolita: yeah I'll eat a whole bag of hawkins
 Simonark: @SmithKurosaki My mother's from Guelph!
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm bearly surviving irl
 PharaohBender27: @Simonark Did we chat about Kitchener during DB2021? I remember talking to someone from there talking about it
 Mischievous_Catgeist: paul spitting facts
 Earthenone: remember, softballs only! 
 Simonark: @PharaohBender27 That's not impossible!
 Seth_Erickson: we're all just stupid as shit turns out
 saucemaster5000: Adults only win in America because of guns
  mtvcdm: Yep, be sure to tee up your partner in this.
 SmithKurosaki: @Simonark Im jealous of your mempry
Angreed66: Nobody ever votes on ridiculous but on funny for this one for some reason
 PharaohBender27: @Simonark I recall discussion about that city's Oktoberfest having kicked off the conversation, if it helps jog memory
 SmithKurosaki: @Simonark Valid
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude! Babylon 5 is something only a specific subset of my friends and their parents know about as far as I knew!
 sydnius: Gene Gene Gene
 DigitalSeahorse: beep boop
 Simonark: @PharaohBender27 I am prone to griping about it.
 Seth_Erickson: @Angreed66 I think that is probably a result of the most ridiculous ones also being very funnly.
 DigitalSeahorse: twisted sisters
 PharaohBender27: @Simonark Yeah then it probably was you I was chatting with 
 BrowneePoints: my town has an Oktemberfest
Tugs_Keng: verlander
 BrowneePoints: George Baseballsman
 Simonark: The Shortstop!
  mtvcdm: Meet the Mets, meet the Mets, come right out and meet the Mets
 SaxPython: Strawberry
 saucemaster5000: wow, Adam just "i love lamped" beej
 baltimore_667083: Dylan Bundy (Syracuse)
 gualdhar: mets are above 500 this year and it pisses me off
 SymphonicLolita: 
 SmithKurosaki: cursed
  mtvcdm: Bring your children, bring your wife, guaranteed to have the time of your life-- this is a whole song btw
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints So . . . in November? Or is it in September, like the actual German one is? 
 sydnius: What CITY are they from Beej?
 Tiber727: That can't be. She has no time for games!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Seth_Erickson: 
 MilkInBags: well
 PharaohBender27: 
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
 Metric_Furlong: that's very good
  Bunnarchist: 
 jacqui_lantern234: IM FUCKING CACKLING
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 SkylerRingtail: Oh that's real, and real good
hi_im_emily: mfers have scherzer *and* verlander
 iris_of_ether:   
 gualdhar: we've got the winner tonight, folks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There are strong contenders
LeeshaJoy: 
Angreed66: My point being that the last one was the funniest but not actually the exercise and this happens a lot
hi_im_emily: 
 Fruan: What Ian just did is technically a call-forward
Shparky2197: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 43:19.
 ani_laurel: 
nyperold: There, the host literally asks "Which one made you laugh the hardest?"
 bytecaster: @Fruan Don't we call that foreshadowing?
 Fruan: @Fruan If you're not trying to make a stupid joke, yes!
 Mazrae: Not the forums
  mtvcdm: !discord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN YES
 NotCainNorAbel: i guess
 DoodlestheGreat: There are still forums!
 MilkInBags: discord dot gg slash lrriguess didn't work
  mtvcdm: (There's like one or two people still in the LRR forums to this day.)
Snowcookies: #lrrforumsrevival
 Simonark: I thought joining the discord was what tuning in to the Jackbox streams was called
 CodeIndigo: !findquote discord
  LRRbot: Quote #4545: "What happens on discord must go to #politics." —PhoenixMelior [2017-12-13]
 LadyAiluros: I miss forums
 sydnius: fora?
 Welbog: It's discord dot gg, it's Dot Com!
 fastlane250: you can't replace forums with discord and I will die on this hill
 BrowneePoints: more like wretched hive of scum and villainy
Leedopo: speaking of forums, last night the internet lost 5.6 pictures of trains because the host of a forum passed away and nobody knew.
 LostThePirate: The #zelda channel has been popping off lately 
 KaleidoscopeMind: @MilkInBags maybe it's el arr arr
 SajuukSjet: mtvcdm are the forums actualy writeable?! i thought they got locked?!
 fastlane250: you can't replace support emails with discord either
 TimIAm: It is a forum, but it's not the sort of forum people mean when they say forum.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: With better emotes
hi_im_emily: isn't the lrr forum still extant
  mtvcdm: @SajuukSjet They're still there.
 DoodlestheGreat: Something Awful's still up.
 tehfewl: reddit doesn't work well
 LordZarano: loadingreadyrun.com/forum still exists
 Metric_Furlong: @SajuukSjet yeah, you can still post on the lrr forums
 SajuukSjet: huh.
 Metric_Furlong: I keep planning to do it, then immediately forgetting to
 sydnius: Digg? 🤣
 fastlane250: @leedopo I believe that was fixed, rrpicturearchives came back up. Was a server oopsie from the new owner
 raulghoulia: ouch gene
  mtvcdm: Reddit is a hole.
 Seth_Erickson: lots of people use reddit
 Maddrius: Our local game store only just took down their forum this year in favor of a discord server.
 CodeIndigo: digg failed so hard and so fast....
 NonUniqueGuy: At least 5 people go there
SquidVorb: It *barely* stays up
 TimIAm: Reddit Caviar
micalovits: Ian!
 Welbog: IAN
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH. IAN.
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 HavenDragon: please no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
SquidVorb: IAN
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN
 iris_of_ether: Ian why
 bytecaster: Reddegg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not during dinner
 gualdhar: don't forget, Reddit also keeps the really weird porn off of the other sites
 HbombAndFriends: “High concept” = weed
 SymphonicLolita: 
 SnackPak_: 
 DiscordianTokkan: True
 Strebenherz: Was AFK did Ian say something cursed?
 PharaohBender27: 
 DoodlestheGreat: Chan boards are where "those" things are kept.
 DiscordianTokkan: Evening Cleanfreaks
 SnackPak_: 
  mtvcdm: 
 TheWriterAleph: whoooa
LeeshaJoy: @DiscordianTokkan good evening to you too
 TimIAm: that's some serial kille rshit
 PharaohBender27: 
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 mister_nibbles: nice + 20
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 MilkInBags: 
 laikagoat:  
 Dog_of_Myth:  
sfn____: LMAO
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
  Juliamon: That's too clever
 TemporallyAwry: #ArtHistoryDegree 
 RaklarLS: oh, that one was perfect
 aiamethyst: I appreciate the art joke
 gualdhar: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triptych
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is a three panel art piece often associated with religious art
 HavenDragon: i took an art history class
SentientRatKing: My art history brain has to vote for tryptic
 Earthenone: !findquote art
  LRRbot: Quote #6776: "No matter how it makes us feel, we can't deny this is art." —Adam, on a penis monster [2020-02-22]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You mean poster boards?
 emberBecky: oh I was thinking acrostic and got real confused  =P
 Metric_Furlong: I like it, Alex
 DiscordianTokkan: And a Tripcych is a thing that CAA and AAA put out with maps, back from before Google Maps existed
 MilkInBags: actually it's a frame data joke 
hi_im_emily: triptych is too clever not to vote for
 Kramburger:    
 TemporallyAwry: 
 saucemaster5000:   
 Mr_Horrible:    
 iris_of_ether:   
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 hatboozeparty: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 red_shoes_jeff:     
cheshire_creeper: SFDFSDFSDLFSDJFSDLJK
 LurkerSpine:    
 KevlarGiraffe:  
 MilkInBags: shitheads rise up 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 breadisbest1:  
 Xed_Regulus:  
 nickthecatbear: they're multiplying...
 WetPaperSack: 
 Metric_Furlong: RIP Alex
 itsr67: 
MWGNZ: 
 Seth_Erickson:   
 mister_nibbles:  
WowoT: god i love having adam on stuff XD
 Kramburger:  
Shparky2197: Oh, how I missed being here to watch alex die in real-time
IsSecretlyPaul: no mispell everything
 jacqui_lantern234: Adam is an absolute gift and a delight
 SmithKurosaki: Just gonna say, F for the mods 
 shendaras: parnets
 DigitalSeahorse: replace Greyhound busses with busses that you can open the windows and start arguments with people who don't like fresh air
 MilkInBags: 
 jacqui_lantern234: BEEJ 
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/StrangeRoughChipmunkTheThing-JhlgFSxCOFnMgSJl
 Kramburger: Would have been a better horror game
 TemporallyAwry: That would make a GREAT mod for the game 
 saucemaster5000: Not as good as Doug Space
 TimIAm: I'm just a boy in horror Each day I scream some more
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/VastDirtyNikudonRickroll-ePinOwMC5zjILa0u
 DigitalSeahorse: dang
  mtvcdm: Sweet!
 TimIAm: Oh no it startled Beej. That's ominous.
drewm1022: Welp. TIL that "sluff" is the Canadian/British way to spell "slough"
 DiscordianTokkan highfives iris_of_ether
 TimIAm: @drewm1022 Are you saying sluff slow or sloo
 mister_nibbles: sluff
   Anubis169: You space, Nobody in hear can scream
 LordZarano: Slough is a town in the UK
 BrowneePoints: Or a slew
 iris_of_ether: @DiscordianTokkan   
 mister_nibbles: yeah slough is the correct spelling as far as im aware
 Kramburger: Sloughy Secomnds
 mister_nibbles: (im a usa's'men
   Anubis169: Slough, never drive there
drewm1022: I just looked it up!  "Sluff" is a British alternate spelling!
 DelphineSynastria: the lougheed tough slough plough (it does a thorough job)
 Dog_of_Myth: 
Leedopo: SLU as in the uni?
   Anubis169: lol
 LathosTiran: all words are made up
 DrLigmaPhD: The sloth sloughed off the slough
 PharaohBender27: 
 Nigouki: TUNE IN TOMORROW
drewm1022: Cuz I was gonna be an asshole and correct Ian 
 Earthenone: am alex ok?
 PharaohBender27: 
 HbombAndFriends: Lougheed Tough Slough Plough
angelssovereign: Oh my gosh Alex are you ok?
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
  mtvcdm: RIP Alex
 SymphonicLolita: 
 DigitalSeahorse: sluff and sluf are both misspelled according to my firefox dictionary
   Anubis169: Lathos, and standards 
 baltimore_667083: it's istanbul
   Anubis169: LOL
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: don't die 
 BrowneePoints: just like I only found out Draught is Draft like a couple years back
AtrusOfMyst: Billeigh Bough Thoughtonge
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, so good
 ElementalAlchemist: Hello friends
 SmithKurosaki: hi EA
drewm1022: (slʌf ) noun, verb. bridge a variant spelling of slough2. Collins English Dictionary.
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH!
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 jessieimproved: This clap is clap not clap a clap dating clap site
 MilkInBags: Magic the Hunting and Gathering
 DigitalSeahorse: what did Alex laugh at?
 mister_nibbles: i dont get the icream one
  mtvcdm: Strong, strong round.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That needs to be the new tagline for Let's Nope
 CodeIndigo: it's some primo grade-a alex nonsense
 NonUniqueGuy: @DigitalSeahorse The ice cream one
 TimIAm: "I'm about to pog, champ!"
 TheDangerWaffle: lmao
 Earthenone: did you remember to make poggies?
 SaxPython: Berzerker
 CodeIndigo: BERSERKCHAMP
 DigitalSeahorse: NonUniqueGuy ty
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam? in my crossing the streams? it's more likely than you think
 SaxPython: @CodeIndigo 
 Muddy_Thunder: If Dack Fayden is the greatest thief in the multiverse, who is the greatest hunter?
drewm1022: My love for you is ticking champ BERSERKER
zerotkatama: Would you like to making pogchamp BERSERKER
 jacqui_lantern234: turns out Adam is fuckin funny
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @jacqui_lantern234 
   Anubis169: strap yourselves in chat!
 MilkInBags: dolphins shot up my ride
 saucemaster5000: Semi auto maybe
  mtvcdm: Alex must like something.
 aWabbajack:  @Anubis169 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehe
 CodeIndigo: just as long as dolphins are not shooting up IN your ride
 baltimore_667083: oh no alex
 Strebenherz: Alex unleased
 DarkMorford: RIP Alex
   Anubis169: heya there aWabbajack! 
 Kramburger: Why the FUCK do I need to remind my PC to open psd files with photoshop? Are they expecting me to use MS Paint?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 TheDangerWaffle: felt
 iris_of_ether: Chat, in case anyone wanted more Adam Caillou content: https://twitter.com/iris_of_ether/status/1601662535220232192
   Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
 DigitalSeahorse: lul
   Anubis169: 🐍
 jacqui_lantern234: NELLY
 CodeIndigo: IAN
 DigitalSeahorse: uh
 BrowneePoints: Ian, c'mon. You're OBVIOUSLY Kraven
 Dog_of_Myth:    
ornamentalgrasses: OOOF
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh NO
 Metric_Furlong: no.
  Juliamon: NOOO
 CodeIndigo: WHAT
micalovits: No!
 Mr_Horrible: nuuuuuuuuuu
   Anubis169 dies laughing twice
 Strebenherz: OH NO
 DigitalSeahorse: xD Alex
 MilkInBags: 
 TheDangerWaffle: bahahahaha
 SaxPython: 
  Juliamon: KKona
 iris_of_ether: OH NO NO NO
Leedopo: ADAM YES
 jacqui_lantern234: IM DYING XD
 GDwarble: I like the commitment to the umlaut
 baltimore_667083: bro ther
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheh
 aWabbajack: 
 TimIAm: Pita for a pogchamp
 Mr_Horrible: KKona
 MilkInBags: I feel like onahole shouldn't be googled
 BrowneePoints: I require loops brOther
Kaorti: my love for you is like a truck
Warstratigier: ahhhhhhh never a dull moment in surviving the internet
 SnackPak_: art
 BrowneePoints: I require lamps brOther
 FacelessManAboutTown: Jfc
 TemporallyAwry:   - Oh I needed this today.
 KharadBanar: brÖ ther
VanDerSaat: brÖ ther
 DigitalSeahorse: brooooooother
 Twilight_Spark: Tranformers are dummy thicc I'm not even wrong.
 NevermorePainting: BrOtHeR
 Simonark: Is it "Thicker" in the sense of stupid? Or more like Alan Thicke?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone should quote that
drcthulu: brÖ ther
 GredGredmansson: I heard raucous laughter from the other room
 FacelessManAboutTown: My head hurts from laughing so hard
Xavbull: and 3 aeroplane seats
 GhostValv: just one more lane bruh
 Mischievous_Catgeist: aint no semi im a fully
Shparky2197: We need to clip that
 SkylerRingtail: I appreciate the reference, Ian
 jacqui_lantern234: the space made it SO GOOD
 Metric_Furlong: IAN.
 TimIAm: Buy now at store.loadingreadyrun.com
 TheDangerWaffle: pfft
 CodeIndigo: ALEX
  mtvcdm: And Matt with the 11th-hour comeback.
 Mr_Horrible: it's just Remy
 Earthenone: comming soon  to TTSF
 Muddy_Thunder: ah so onaholes are male personal masturbators predominately advertised with underage cartoon girls on them. so great
 GhostValv: oh no~~~
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GredGredmansson: Art Portfolio (No Nudes)
 TemporallyAwry: Don't worry - the "Taco" one already exists.  And I HATE KNOWING that fact.
 Mr_Horrible: from Ratatouille
SquidVorb: Chat can I Google onahole?
   Anubis169: Applause chat!
adept_nekomancer: have you ever just thought about holes?
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Loonatic93: I'm still rooting for you Nelly!
DEATHlikescats: Congratulations Matt!
 coachNelly: tyty
 MilkInBags: 
  Juliamon: SquidVorb It's a Fleshlight
atlr: thx 1138
 DiscordianTokkan: @TimIAm gdi that GOT me, ahahaha
 iris_of_ether: @SquidVorb I wouldn't.
 coachNelly: matt earned
 raulghoulia: @SquidVorb not on a work computer
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Leedopo: @Muddy_Thunder first half yes, second half wtf no afaik?
 DoodlestheGreat: !break
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 KevlarGiraffe: Oooh.  Pizza time.
 baltimore_667083: and that's the end of the first period
 Earthenone: !prime
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 DoodlestheGreat: Rotate your fluids!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian, swapping fluids leads to disease transmission
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/STIGame/7ad145394cb631952287933e456b6ec2/
hi_im_emily: swap fluids???!? hold on
 DigitalSeahorse: goes a bit of the way awway
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 Muddy_Thunder: @Muddy_Thunder first result on google my fellow human being
   Anubis169: Remember chat, eat your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs.
 DrLigmaPhD: With an MRI you could probably make a personalized fleshlight
 TimIAm: It's impressive that no matter what slice of the crew is on these are always a riot
 CommanderPulsar: Swap your legs, stretch your flui9ids, be right back.
 SmithKurosaki: @Anubis169 TEETH
 CodeIndigo: @Thefluffiestguineapig do not use transmission fluid in your onahole
 Dog_of_Myth: TEETH
 CodeIndigo: don't ask me how i know that
 Mischievous_Catgeist: ice cream time
hi_im_emily: @drligmaphd might not be great if you've got piercings tho
 SmithKurosaki: I could use a replacement back if anyone has a spare atm
 saucemaster5000: @SmithKurosaki get in line
   Anubis169: SmithKurosaki: can't wait to see ya back in action 
 DrLigmaPhD: @hi_im_emily Eh... Add 'em in post
 NevermorePainting: Send me some of those hotswappable joints
 badpandabear: @SmithKurosaki I have a used one that only hurts when I stand up. Is that good enough?
 CodeIndigo: @NevermorePainting bones or drugs?
 LordZarano: Swapping fluids appropriate as Survive The Internet abbreviates to...
 SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki I'll wait for a new back as long as I get priority on a nervous system
 DiscordianTokkan: @SmithKurosaki Mine's def 'used' yea. I've found sleeping on my side helps whatever sets off my lower back
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SmithKurosaki As someone with a partial elbow replacement I can say that can't be far off. Especially as they get better at 3d printing replacement organs
   Anubis169: would you settle for a system that's nervous?
 NevermorePainting: @CodeIndigo bones, but pass it to the left comrade
 mister_nibbles: the roadtrip sound track is so good
 saucemaster5000: @SmithKurosaki that's literally the big brain play
Ametrine_System: we're a system that's nervous; whats up
 SmithKurosaki: @Anubis169 Already got one of those
 Earthenone: !bgc
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 SmithKurosaki: @saucemaster5000 Fibro's a bitch
 DrLigmaPhD: Have we developed a way to give people prehensile tails? because I need the counterbalance and they seem useful for... things
 saucemaster5000: oofa
   Anubis169: nothing wrong with a 'back' up 
 SmithKurosaki: @Anubis169 
   Anubis169: ah crap, sorry to hear 
 BrowneePoints: Huh, Kit Kat is making Churro KitKats next month
 CodeIndigo: @DrLigmaPhD considering it would be an extension of a spine, that would be.... not a great thing to constantly slam in doorways by accident
 Mischievous_Catgeist: back with my ice-cream
 saucemaster5000: can my new spine be fused to other things? like... a soldier's broadsword for extra damage?
 Simonark: Are they kit-kat flavored churros? Or Churro-flavored Kit-Kats?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 CodeIndigo: it's your spine, friend
 SmithKurosaki: Yea, I guess I pulled my shoulder muscles in my back yesterday when I went to/from an event with a heavier than usual backpack
 CodeIndigo: whatever the Adeptus Mechanicus can dream up can be yours
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Aren't broadswords normally longer than a spine should be?
 DoodlestheGreat: @Simonark Yes.
 SmithKurosaki: Been bussed all day
 GredGredmansson: how it Kit-Kat flavor different from Chocolate flavor?
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 Simonark: @DoodlestheGreat This is the paradox that defines our universe's boundries now.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DrLigmaPhD: @DrLigmaPhD @CodeIndigo That's just a learning curve in body-awareness. TBH most people need that
 Twilight_Spark: I should listen to the VVVVV soundtrack.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just Shapes and Beats music!
 saucemaster5000: I should play VVVVV again
 CodeIndigo: super excited for watch n play this week
Shparky2197: @Thefluffiestguineapig Funny story, I work in retail, and have to take the specials off each week ready for the new ones. I listen to the JS&B music so that I feel like I'm playing a rhythm game at my job
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig That would make my retail job so much better during restock! I need to try that
 saucemaster5000: I used to do morning prep to passion pit...
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 DigitalSeahorse: if only more of my jobs had let us pick our own music
Shparky2197: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, it's been so good. I also like listening to Sayonara Wild Hearts doing that too
 DigitalSeahorse: Japan Camera rocked
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 FacelessManAboutTown: 
 FacelessManAboutTown: Hope everyone in chat is doing well
   Anubis169: weeeeeeeelcome back!
 FacelessManAboutTown: Meow
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: meow-dy
 DiscordianTokkan: Meow
 Mischievous_Catgeist: meow
 Diabore: ian muted
 AriaDreamGirl: Meow
 DigitalSeahorse:  I'm out of dance emotes
 DaxStrife: Meow
 ElementalAlchemist: It is, of course, Ian's brand to come back from break muted
 SeaDiegoFC: Meowdy
 Drasvin: Meow
 MilkInBags: lmao cat, i have no brain
Tugs_Keng: Oh no my mind
EmoMcHipster: Nelly's first time with this one
 iris_of_ether: Meow
 extrudedclown: Average Cat Content
Shparky2197: Meow
 NevermorePainting: crew audio deD
 FacelessManAboutTown: All mics muted
hi_im_emily: meownnaise
 StageMgrRob: sound for cast?
   Anubis169:  meow...
  mtvcdm: Meow
 Maddrius: sweet! time to bifurcate the living space
 SnackPak_: 
 Earthenone: TFJE also meow
   LoadingReadyRun: code is TFJE
 gualdhar: oh Alex is trying to talk
 badpandabear: 
 emberBecky: oh is everyone muted?
 Simonark: You may want to explain to any first time players.
 FacelessManAboutTown: @loadingreadyrun they're all muted
 Strebenherz: TFJE
 gualdhar: now we have volume
Shparky2197: Audio now
  mtvcdm: You're no longer muted
 FacelessManAboutTown: Now we can hear
 NevermorePainting: what a noise to come back to
hi_im_emily: OOH WA AH AH AH
 DigitalSeahorse: it's residential area fireworks time here apparently
 DeM0nFiRe: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 DigitalSeahorse: >.<
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 NonUniqueGuy: 3
EmoMcHipster: 3
 FacelessManAboutTown: 3
 Mcgwee: 2
 DoodlestheGreat: 3
 SymphonicLolita: 3
LeeshaJoy: 1
 saucemaster5000: 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who has taken tap and watched a bunch of tap performances old men tap dancing is surprisingly wholesome
WriterRaven: 3
 airylan: 2
   Anubis169: oooooooh boy
 Strebenherz: 3
hi_im_emily: can i get a 🅱️oneless yoga
 Mischievous_Catgeist: 1
  mtvcdm: 1 might get the best split I think. It's like for like.
 extrudedclown: Gotta be 2
 KingOfDoma: 1
 lamina5432: 1
TherapyforNarwhals: I did 3 but 2 is good as well
 CodeIndigo: and this is different from normal how?
nyperold: I feel like 1 is more equal, yeah.
 CururuGuasu: 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a very strange image of melting flesh followed by reconstituting
 SmithKurosaki: 2's a little too close to home for me
 vaelhellion: i'm lost
 Mischievous_Catgeist: yeah 1 is very much equal
 jacqui_lantern234: ADAM 
 Simonark: There are so many yoga instructors in The Twilight Zone..  So many surprising twists.
 PipPosit: I'm bad and forgot we were trying to split the room, so chose 3 as the easiest, wrongest answer.
 WiJohn: Bigger always better
IsSecretlyPaul: larger garbage is more possible value
 fastlane250: a segment of garbage vs the entire assembly of garbage
 CodeIndigo: it's garbage can, not garbage can't
 mirshebs: @PipPosit literally did the same lol
 BrowneePoints: y'all are canadian so no, but if you're an American you're just Martin Shkreli
 MilkInBags: just get rid of the kid, no proof, no witness! 
 saucemaster5000: do I get to sneeze on them first?
 vaelhellion: You becme famous for mentoring the kid
aClonedPickle: yeah and they could be mad at a literal child, why rob them of that joy
   Anubis169: same as anything
TotallyNotaBeholder: Nice
 KaleidoscopeMind: you just get last author on the paper
 TemporallyAwry: All the weirdos arguing that "colds build character"
 satyropodobny: ruthless
 jacqui_lantern234: as someone whos related to antivaxxers, they will ABSOLUTELY be mad, Adam
Bloodrush192: conspiracy theorists....LOL
 zerragonoss: Anti vaccers hating me sounds like a plus
 SmithKurosaki: Take the cure, infect child with something that is immune to t
 Loonatic93: Also there's the whole Paperwork issue.
nyperold: The cold medicine industry.
 MilkInBags: HAHAHA
Angreed66: Lets be honest if you don't there's no way it gets out
 Sage0fMadness: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 MilkInBags: she wanted pants
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Big Yes
  mtvcdm: Oh of course I do
 saucemaster5000: why would you not????
 ani_laurel: I don't get it
Plasterboard: Aren't we all at soup at one time or another?
 BigDaddyBland87: windmill slam yes
 Tangsm: I bring it up at every breakfast for the rest of time.
 TheDangerWaffle: LOL
 BrowneePoints: Mom why are you watching Code Geass YouTube Poops
 MilkInBags: oh no, mom is terminally online
 SmithKurosaki: @ani_laurel It's an ancient meme
 ArkhamArchivist: who breached protocol?
 BigDaddyBland87: my wife does this and I always bring it up
 jacqui_lantern234: WHY ARE YOU BUYING CLOTHES AT THE SOUP STORE?!?!?!
 DiscordianTokkan: Was the Grink there?
Shparky2197: I already have these convos with my mum
 LurkerSpine: I had a buddy who slept talked once and asked me "Who're we gonna kill" and I was terrified
 SmithKurosaki: @Mischievous_Catgeist Metal
 JarofGoats: If she said I'm at soup to our face... Then WE'RE at Soup too
 jacqui_lantern234: ABSOLUTELY
nyperold: I live with her already. Also, I'd be surprised if she even knew that reference.
 KevlarGiraffe: According to my boyfriend I once asked about “bathmat shears” while sleep talking.  Still don’t know what it is about.
 baltimore_667083: send it to someone else first though
KeytarCat: @ani_laurel https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/im-at-soup-soup-store
 MilkInBags: it's just a guy
 Tangsm: It's the only way Tom Hanks will remember you the next time you meet him.
 bytecaster: Come one people, have backups of important photos!
 CodeIndigo: chupacabras suck
 Twilight_Spark: This feels controversial no matter the vote, well done.
 Fruan: You can meet Tom Hanks again. When are you gonna see a chuppachup again?
Plasterboard: If it was Tom Hanks meeting ME, I might keep it.
 fastlane250: Wait, how are all the other photos you have stored more important than Tom Hanks?
 ani_laurel: Thank you all
 CururuGuasu: UFO would have been better
WriterRaven: Out of all the possible scenarios, you created this one. Huh.
 MilkInBags: what if the chupacabra is tom hansk
 BigDaddyBland87: boo
kuroyuri09: aw
nyperold: This is why I voted for teh UFO>
LeeshaJoy: Are you telling me you didn't upload that to ALL the social medias?
EmoMcHipster: ufo was terrible
  mtvcdm: UFO would have had a better shot.
 gualdhar: the other options weren't good either
 randombillfolds: Unencryptid.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: UFO isn't funny though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He's a nice guy who will likely take another picture
 satyropodobny: The existence of Tom Hanks has been well documented
 KingOfDoma: Agreed
  mtvcdm: UFO wouldn't have gotten *nothing.*
 DudelidouX: Would have said Robin Williams
 BrowneePoints: but what if I want for nothing
 paronomasiac042: nah, i'm in
 Twilight_Spark: Sounds like a hot way to die tbh.
 DiscordianTokkan: I;ve seen this in Alex's Discord
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Diabore: nah, i just have to not die
 jacqui_lantern234: i want world peace! checkmate atheists
  Sarah_Serinde: That sounds like too much responsibility
 zimmercj: All I ever wanted was love
 CodeIndigo: thank you alex, i thought that really loud
 WiJohn: Eh I'm being killed by the consequences of my greed one way or another
 Mcgwee: Sure, we ball
 BrowneePoints: crushed by your pyramid mid building
ashteranic: Oh, it's one of the endings of Stalker!
 paronomasiac042: all i ever wanted was everything.
   Anubis169: buried under treasure
 ani_laurel: killed by a loving and supportive family?
Plasterboard: snu snu'd to death
Angreed66: The reign usually ends when you die anyway
 fastlane250: what if all I want is to live forever?
 blip2004: have a good time, blah blah blah
Xan_The_Quiet: what if what i wanted was to live forever? how's that gonna kill me? checkmate!
 lion_byte: a bear to friend is a bear to be mauled by
 NevermorePainting: bus it, we ball
Ristow: what if I want immortality...
 Going_Medium: Wait if I want a happy marriage, does my partner kill me!?
  mtvcdm: You'd have to look at all the stuff you want and go 'is this the day?'
 bytecaster: How do you die by "peace of mind"? Cause that is what I want.
 SymphonicLolita: I mean everything's gonna kill me eventually anyways
 BrowneePoints: Ian beat me to it
 DrLigmaPhD: Buried under a mountain of my bisexual polycule?
 zerragonoss: Makes sense becoming pharaoh and being killed by the populace I tought  to hate kings.
 Diabore: damn adam might be the only split this round
 jacqui_lantern234: NONONONONONONO
 SnackPak_: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, god
 Twilight_Spark: Huh.
 Twilight_Spark: This is a stumper.
kuroyuri09: I actually like stevia
Angreed66: The first part is a downside
 tycoonbosh: I really just don't want to see everywhere.
   Anubis169: I honestly don't mind Stevia
micalovits: Hard Pass
 MilkInBags: i never tasted stevia concentrate, is it as bad as vanilla extract?
 saucemaster5000: This is the telepathy curse
 Diabore: i dont even want to see anywhere
 nickthecatbear: Why would I want to see "everywhere"??
 fastlane250: Who's just casually offering this surgery?
 CodeIndigo: cheating at poker
 TemporallyAwry: I mean, perfect astral projection, in exchange you can only eat flavorless mush.
  Juliamon: MilkInBags It's worse
 DiscordianTokkan: No, because I don't want to close my eyes and SEE EVERYTHING, I like sleep
 blip2004: stevia is so bad
  mtvcdm: Also the stevia concentrate tastes like feta.
 MilkInBags: worse? damn
 HavenDragon: i don't want the first thing so... *shrug* no thanks?
 lamina5432: good way to do insider trading
 emberBecky: so just like immense sweetness? i don't think I've had Stevia
 bytecaster: There are already live streams of cute otters, why would I need that power?
 WiJohn: Also I like to sleep without seeing all of everything
 satyropodobny: finally, a marketable skill
 LaconicLad: not "anywhere", "everywhere"
 Metric_Furlong: you could see the surface of venus
 BrowneePoints: stevia is the fakest fake sugar @emberBecky
 laikagoat:   
SentientRatKing: It's phrased like your taste buds are transmitted while the ability is in use. That was my assumption.
 MilkInBags: Matt is so smart
Lokolos: It makes me actually sick
kuroyuri09: @BrowneePoints it comes from a natual plant
DEATHlikescats: Stevia taste icky
AtrusOfMyst: Shitting until you can't feel your legs
 MilkInBags: HAHA
 BrowneePoints: @kuroyuri09 I know but I meant the taste
SquidVorb: Yea
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHA
 ElementalAlchemist: 
  mtvcdm: There we go, the callbacks begin
 Diabore: smash yes
 BrowneePoints: Stevia is from a plant, but tastes REAL artifical
   Anubis169: bahahahahaha
 Dog_of_Myth: Give Beej up to a tip
 BrowneePoints: artificial*
 TheDangerWaffle: pfft that is good haha
 KingOfDoma: Acab
 fastlane250: i ain't a narc
 DigitalSeahorse: a J-List man's romance
  Juliamon: stevia has a worse aftertaste than the artificial sweeteners it's muscling out
Angreed66: I'm usually a snitch but not for this category
 zimmercj: Face the consequences of Hrni
 raulghoulia: fuck the police
 zimmercj: *Horni
 TemporallyAwry: Yes really 
 jacqui_lantern234: FUCK THE POLICE
 FacelessManAboutTown: Snitches get etc.
 jacqui_lantern234: IAN HORNER
 BrowneePoints: that's the name yes
  mtvcdm: Also, police can get their own damn tips
 CodeIndigo: beej, I need to get you in touch with my cousin janet
 lion_byte: teledildonics 
 Melfina__: 
 Mazrae: Had to mute the stream to get a drink safely
 xantos69: What do you mean... "In tight with"?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You beat me to that Beej
 PipPosit: Only Beej.
 BrowneePoints: Teledildonics is remote control(via smart app) adult toys
DEATHlikescats: Is that something you want to know Nelly?
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I'm not gonna lie, for like...MONTHS, I thought buttplug.io was just how been referred to Twitter. Then I finally googled it
 MomoNo9: This is the weirdest AskLRR I've seen
 FacelessManAboutTown: He misunderstood what the tip line was referring to and thought it had to do with teledildonics
  mtvcdm: Remember, your boss is running tech tonight
 Metric_Furlong: is the annoying boss Graham or Paul, streamers? 
 Diabore: "sorry boss gotta drop a dookie"
 paronomasiac042: one kidney stone, coming up
 KingOfDoma: Graham would understand
SquidVorb: Specifically a HARD one
 drrek0: Never trust a fae
LeeshaJoy: this is a cH sketch waiting to happen
 jacqui_lantern234: id do it
theinvisiblevoice: pretty sure if I'm stuck there for 18 hours that's gonna happen regardless
 WiJohn: The hardest of excretions
 TheAwkes: If it's gonna be 18 hours, we're probably doing that anyway.
 jacqui_lantern234: id poop
 saucemaster5000: I don't even see the fairy and I'm in
EmoMcHipster: gonna do it either way at that point
   Anubis169: BrowneePoints: but what happens if you get a crash or a power surge? it could rip your dick off and email it to siberia before you knew what happened!
Lokolos: I'd probably assume I was losing it.
YeomanAres: H who's pooping in front of Paul?
protojman: is the boss chat
Shparky2197: If I'm lucky I might get fired
  mtvcdm: So, Paul, you get to find some fun stuff out right about now!
 CodeIndigo: who says you can't put your boss there first?
 BigDaddyBland87: but how long is the what if you do it?
 korvys: What is the fairy is lying
 BigDaddyBland87: *wait
 Metric_Furlong: beej no
DEATHlikescats: Fibrous
 BrowneePoints: @Anubis169 uh...most of the devices are it goes in you, not you in it
 jacqui_lantern234: BEEJ
 korvys: *if
  Juliamon: It's hard as in you really grunt it out
 FacelessManAboutTown: Beeh no
 satyropodobny: Not today intrusive thoughts
 TemporallyAwry: NO.  Stop it.
 NevermorePainting: BEEJ
   Anubis169: BrowneePoints: might miss it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Fae can't lie
 magical_writer: that fairy is a troll
 ElementalAlchemist: dang fae
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They don't always tell the truth, but they can't lie
 DiscordianTokkan: OH NO
 tehfewl: fae are known tricksters
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Fae never said they'd help
 eric_christian_berg: Never break eye contact with your boss.
 Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig did a fairy tell you that? 
 BrowneePoints: they are if you take enough Mushrooms Ian. just like an actual faerie circle
 paronomasiac042: there's no such thing as floors above the first
WriterRaven: Is that why there's no elevator in my apartment building? Protection against the fae?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig True
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints I just saw a tiktok about that
EmoMcHipster: 3
 zerragonoss: They only said if you don't it will take 18 hours to be rescured not it would happen faster if you did
 SymphonicLolita: 3
 airylan: 3
 Diabore: 2
 SmithKurosaki: 3
 NotCainNorAbel: 3
Angreed66: 3
 lamina5432: 2
WriterRaven: 3
Mindfire13: 3
 DeM0nFiRe: 2
 Dog_of_Myth: 2
 Mcgwee: 2
 iris_of_ether: 3
 JarofGoats: 3
TherapyforNarwhals: I chose 3 but 2 is good
 baltimore_667083: 1
 DrLigmaPhD: 2
 KingOfDoma: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 2 would split
 tehfewl: 3
  mtvcdm: This is tough. People might have a really particular idea about that first option.
LeeshaJoy: 3
 BigDaddyBland87: 2
 DiscordianTokkan: 3, because I have watched [Redacted]
 CururuGuasu: 1
  mtvcdm: That predetermined choice is super unpredictable.
 Earthenone: !quote ian
  LRRbot: Quote #7538: "I'll keep fighting things until we make friends." —Ian [2021-03-21]
 Diabore: chat backs no one up
   Anubis169: !listen
  LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
 LordZarano: Damnit I'd take all three of these over a mediocre doctor
 DiscordianTokkan: I OCCASIONALLY say "IAN YES", tbh
 CodeIndigo: wait, there's a WHAT?!
 TemporallyAwry: !advice
  LRRbot: Press UP for Laser.
 Sethalidos: @Thefluffiestguineapig they can't directly tell a falsehood but much like lawyers what is considered a lie is a spectrum
 GhostValv: D:
 MilkInBags: 
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 BrowneePoints: Some fae can't lie
 SymphonicLolita: strong start
 laikagoat: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I may start doing this
 TemporallyAwry: Nope.  I choose death.
 hatboozeparty: 
 BrowneePoints: Pixies usually can't lie, Redcaps and the more malicious fae can 100% lie
 DigitalSeahorse:   
nyperold: "Here they come again. The Ghibli jibblies."
 saucemaster5000: do people NOT do this?
 MilkInBags: 
 jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHA
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 TemporallyAwry: Are they paying?  Sure.
  mtvcdm: Don't watch this movie if you're under 40
 niccus: there are a lot of movies where you can spin this off as a joke
 BrowneePoints: Luke, I AM your father! BROUGHT TO YOU BE RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!
SquidVorb: RSL pays a ton apparently
 MilkInBags: you get paid in exposure
 DoodlestheGreat: There's been so many movies I WANT to shout this stuff in the middle of.
 DigitalSeahorse: lol
SquidVorb: SQUARESPACE
 MilkInBags: parnets
 SymphonicLolita: ok yeah I'd do that
Bloodrush192: Has there been a movie anyone has walked out of?
 TheDangerWaffle: LMAO
 BrowneePoints: nice RoS reference
 Thefluffiestguineapig: STAMPS.COM
 GhostValv: gottem
 paronomasiac042: dammit, prequelmemers.
 jacqui_lantern234: DANGIT ALEX
 TemporallyAwry: With all that time I saved with HelloFresh 
  mtvcdm: @Bloodrush192 Twice. The Goods, and Scary Movie 2.
 jacqui_lantern234: BEAT ME TO IT
 CodeIndigo: @Bloodrush192 Fever Pitch
 shurtal: I'll have what she's having.  THANKS MANSCAPED!
 DigitalSeahorse:   
Angreed66: That writer must have such a rough time
 SquareDotCube: "Sean Bean dies!"
Bloodrush192: I walked out of Wild Wild West....
nyperold: "Sir, this is Nausicaa."
 MilkInBags: sorry muskrat
  mtvcdm: Yeah Ian made the gag I was worried about.
 tycoonbosh: Wait, is earth self-destructing?
 vaelhellion: Food!
 BigDaddyBland87: yea this was too easy
   Anubis169: Bloodrush192: I've never walked out of a movie intentionally. Only to go to the loo.
 Metric_Furlong: @tycoonbosh in this hypothetical, yes
 DiscordianTokkan: I've seen Voyager
 SymphonicLolita: nice
 shurtal: wanna die filled with better
 BrowneePoints: it's a Titan AE situation
 shurtal: butter*
 I_Am_Clockwork: But what if it’s too rough to feed ya
 TemporallyAwry:  !?
 LaconicLad: so, is it the Earth or the ship that's going to self-destruct?
 DrLigmaPhD: Barista? That me!
 DoodlestheGreat: I'll make my own coffee.
Angreed66: Coffee overrated
Bloodrush192: @Anubis169 I only did with that movie, I walked out with a friend because it was not good LOL
 Metric_Furlong: RIP Serge 
TotallyNotaBeholder: Sorry Serge
 WiJohn: Mediocre doctor or Serge?  Sorry Serge
 DigitalSeahorse: a Barrista that's also an excellent doctor
 emberBecky: I can make coffee tho
SentientRatKing: Doctor is hard to argue against because it's so necessary in so many situations.
Lokolos: Lol. Everyone thought of Serge.
 DigitalSeahorse: aww
 jacqui_lantern234: oh no alex 
 laikagoat: ez
 BrowneePoints: Ex
 jacqui_lantern234: my ex
  mtvcdm: Bye Ricky
 vaelhellion: Ex
 CodeIndigo: well, that one was easy
IsSecretlyPaul: Dream Serge had it coming
SquidVorb: EX Ex Ex
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: bye ricky
Bloodrush192: oye
 MilkInBags: welp
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh, I push one DOWN
 saucemaster5000: well that's easy
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: enjoy hell
 GhostValv: bye ricky
 laikagoat: rip bozo
 PipPosit: ezgg
TotallyNotaBeholder: Jokes on you, I get along fine with my ex
 Favre_the_Undead: go to hell
 Pywodwagon: I get along with all my exes
 BigDaddyBland87: Don't know Ricky so...
 Metric_Furlong: yes, you *have* to save one of them
 Mattmitchell45: We did thank everyone BUT SERGE
 jacqui_lantern234: jokes on yall, my ex and i are on good terms!!!!!
 paronomasiac042: just swim into the ocean and die
 ani_laurel: how bad was the breakup?
 Mischievous_Catgeist: it was probably snerge
 DrLigmaPhD: I'm chill with my exes, I'm shooting Ricky
 PhorrestGaze: easy, all of my exes probably just had good judgement
 DiscordianTokkan: Nobody's Gervais bad
  mtvcdm: Ohhhhhh
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, this is good
 GredGredmansson: that's MEAN
theinvisiblevoice: the ex must have something going for them or they wouldn't have gotten that far
 DigitalSeahorse: Mr May, no thanks
 MilkInBags: it's easily not the ex
 KaleidoscopeMind: *they
 TheDangerWaffle: spicy answers
 satyropodobny: That homie took a bullet for me
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Alex! How shitty do you have to be to alienate serge? He greets people with hello friends.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I am fueled by spite
hi_im_emily: oh this *fucks*
 DrLigmaPhD: "She"?
 DiscordianTokkan: "Looks like she screwed us both Brötherrrr"
 DoodlestheGreat: We're a vindictive bunch. Thankfully.
Bloodrush192: GG
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 shurtal: MLEM
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 dougma: Matt wins all the jackbox
 DigitalSeahorse: MLEM
 BrowneePoints: isn't his name Mayonnaise?
 DoodlestheGreat: They're the paws that refreshes.
hi_im_emily: yeah
 TheAinMAP:  
 AdamYMHMI: Do they give you... a slight amount of hesitation?
 Diabore: i hope we get some job jobbing
 korvys: That game always feels like it should be one more round
 ElementalAlchemist: aw yes
  mtvcdm: Talk about words!
 ElementalAlchemist: Blather Round is one of my favorites
 CodeIndigo: mayonnaise is.... unsettling
 DrLigmaPhD: Blather up ,my balls
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/SplitTheRoomGame/6efadf6c496ba9947c399d24c19a569e/
 SnackPak_: smart
 emberBecky: wait how
 SymphonicLolita: hm. matt
 TheDangerWaffle: riveting
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 korvys: That's weird
 Twilight_Spark: What do you mean?
 Drasvin: @BrowneePoints Yes. The cat is named Mayonnaise. He's one of Cookie's cats
 Williams4jesus: !card cat
  LRRbot: Found 263 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
 Metric_Furlong: I have never encountered anyone who pre-heats their toaster
Kaaosa: sorry i'm late did they use all the good jokes yet
 mister_nibbles: i dont know why but the idea of pushing down a toaster that doesnt have bread in it makes me uncomfortable
 GhostValv: maybe I have bad toasters, but my toasters always overheat if used more than once
 Azralorne: It's dangerous to hear your toaster with nothing in it
 Williams4jesus: Preheat toaster?
 Twilight_Spark: I've literally never conceptualized of preheating a toaster.
Bloodrush192: WHAT???
  Juliamon: Reminder to chat about Blather Round: do NOT post guesses in chat. We WILL switch it to emote-only if you can't contain yourself.
 TemporallyAwry: Toaster Oven, or slot toaster?
 korvys: Toaster oven? Or just like, bread toaster?
 DiscordianTokkan: My toaster actually toasts WORSE on the second toast
 Mischievous_Catgeist: !card mischievous catgeist
  LRRbot: Mischievous Catgeist [1U] (back: Catlike Curiosity) | Creature — Cat Spirit [1/1] | Whenever Mischievous Catgeist deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / Disturb {2}{U}
 MilkInBags: Adam only has the bad milk, me
 Omthebox: Drinking milk right now brother
 DigitalSeahorse: he burns a toast first but then gets a perfect slice on preheated on lower setting
 Nahmbra: If that makes things more consistent I can see why but never considered preheating a toaster
 TheDangerWaffle: oh no what is the correct answer lol
 CodeIndigo: so by preheating your toaster do you mean turning it on empty or do you mean putting the toaster into the oven
 Mcgwee: Spoon bowl cereal milk
 Williams4jesus: !card toaster
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 PharaohBender27: I can see preheating a toaster *oven*, but a toaster - how does one even preheat that?
 HedgehogKnight: Milk? In this economy
SentientRatKing: Beej is correct
 NotCainNorAbel: chain oil
 SnackPak_: you helm a chainsaw
 ElementalAlchemist: I've never used a chainsaw as treads 
 zerragonoss: I have never heard of pre heating a toaster but considering it just takes pulling the lever before you work on the rest of your breakfast seems fine.
 TheDangerWaffle: aaaaaaaaahhhhh
 mister_nibbles: beej just next leveled ian
 DigitalSeahorse: clod
hi_im_emily: directly?
 BrowneePoints: Cereal first lets me control the mouthfeel/soggy level of the cereal better
 gualdhar: it depends on the chainsaw I bet
 drthvd3r: Oil, because I have an electric chainsaw so all it needs is bar oil.
 KingOfDoma: YOU HAVE TO GAUGE HOW MUCH MILK YOU NEED
 saucemaster5000: I just put a tea bag in my mouth to steep while my tap water warms up
hi_im_emily: like not even pouring it into a glass?
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 Dog_of_Myth: Big Oil Beej
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 GhostValv: wowie
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 Xafty: gas.
 Metric_Furlong: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 jacqui_lantern234: NELLY 
 DoodlestheGreat: BOTH
 Omthebox: thats a tough one
 baltimore_667083: bowl is always last
 DigitalSeahorse: cheerie os
 BrowneePoints: ah yes hit new game Gasoline or Cheerios
 fastlane250: Breakfast of champions
 Mazrae: Depends on what oil either for the fuel or the chains
Morrigan9: thought ian meant chain oil
 TheDangerWaffle: lmao
 AdamYMHMI: More dangerous than dynamite...
 mrMorphius: Breakfast of champions
 DigitalSeahorse: ah
 CodeIndigo: baked honey nut cheerios mascot
 TheDangerWaffle: is this a way to cut out red bull?
 Earthenone: lifes short, pour gasoline first
 ani_laurel: who has the money to drink gasoline anymore?
hi_im_emily: do you put the gasoline in your coffee first or are you normal
 Nigouki: are cheerios carbon-y enough to make napalm?
 mister_nibbles: i am CONCERNED
 Williams4jesus: Is that hammock behind beej?
 NotCainNorAbel: got to start that morning off with a good calorie count
 Xafty: hey now alex, gasoline is high in calories
 BrowneePoints: Chainsaw Quest
 bytecaster: On stream?
 LordZarano: Gasoline is high in calories
Kaaosa: signed in blood
 TimIAm: I smell a Loading Ready Live bit
 korvys: So you're saying you should pre-mixe your milk and cereal
 eric_christian_berg: I'd pay to see Chainsaw Pact.
SentientRatKing: Man a chainsaw pact sounds awesoem\
 DigitalSeahorse: a very careful pact
 Fruan: LRL prerecord! Alex Chainsaws the Whole Thing
 AdamYMHMI: That sounds like an anime
 TheDangerWaffle: LOLLLLLL
 CodeIndigo: "Make a contract with me and you can be a magical chainsaw kid!"
 hivefleetdarknell: Crapshot idea
 AtomicAlchemical: oh, we can make a content
  mtvcdm: !addquote (Alex) [now] Can we make a pact this summer to get me to use a chainsaw on something?
  LRRbot: New quote #8542: "Can we make a pact this summer to get me to use a chainsaw on something?" —Alex [2023-05-22]
WriterRaven: #HotChainsawSummer
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/ShinyElegantAnteaterLeeroyJenkins-i_xFVDt3c8j24VcW
hi_im_emily: TTSF 2024: building a full-size guillotine
 Phailhammer: Coming up next on LRL: Alex Chainsaws the Whole Thing!
 Maddrius: new live remote bit
 BrowneePoints: LRLive segment: Amateur Chainsaw Sculpture
 bytecaster: Are chainsaw pacts always blood pacts?
 Williams4jesus: Chainsaw pact!!!!
 SocraticMethod: SACRED BLOOD HAS BEEN SPILLED. PACT HAS BEEN MADE.
 DigitalSeahorse: I get very nervous watching loved ones use chain saws
 LordZarano: OXLY
   LoadingReadyRun: Code is OXLY
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hi Ishmale
 BrowneePoints: Call Me Male....ish
hi_im_emily: olly OXLY oxenfrew
SquidVorb: NO GUESSES IN HERE CHAT
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/SillyImpartialTurtlePhilosoraptor-DE-sGeXSX1HDb5LA
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/WonderfulVainGerbilPoooound-vDVtocYxTG5O4cF7
 TheAwkes: I'm flying back to Halifax from Vancouver, in part to operate a chainsaw, later this week.
 Metric_Furlong: iirc this game knows what Evangelion is
 BrowneePoints: Yea chat be good dont' guess in chat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this Symphony Sanders?
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Makrosian_Tae: Here for the chaos let’s goooo
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 TemporallyAwry: The Bible is a classic though 
laundreydhull: This Jackbox crew has seen way too much Chainsaw Man without seeing Chainsaw Man?
  mtvcdm: This is the design choice you see these days at antique stores and liquor stores.
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/IronicCoweringTapirKeyboardCat-udwumoRAiNfHXI_l
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig It is!
 DrLigmaPhD: How do you key in eggplant emoji?
 Mazrae: Let's go someone needs to no scope it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig She is so rad
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ConfidentEsteemedPrariedogTBCheesePull-czhvS3ehBrlQ_JgZ
 Catcard: I like this person's voice. I would like them to explain more things to me.
 Earthenone: Rapscallion
 BrowneePoints: Oh yea chat, if you use the widget to answer you give them more words to give hints with
 BrowneePoints: so guess in the widget
  Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes she is, it was fun finding out she was in this
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Catcard Symphony Sanders is on Welcome to Nightvale and Good Morning Nightvale
 gualdhar: Dobby
 BrowneePoints: 
 Earthenone: 
 SocraticMethod: 
thraximore: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 gualdhar: 
 TemporallyAwry:  
 FarleyF: 
 Phailhammer: 
 Mischievous_Catgeist:  
 laikagoat:   
 SnackPak_:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: is wolverine...tiny?
 Fruan: teeny. Hah.
  TStodden:  
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 SymphonicLolita: teeny?
 KaleidoscopeMind: teeny
Leedopo: JACKEDman.
 TheManaLeek: Whoa it just clicked for me that the host for this game is from Welcome to Nightvale
  Juliamon: Wolverine is short
 KaleidoscopeMind: wolverine is short
TotallyNotaBeholder: Teeny is good
Kaaosa: he's like 5' 5"
 SocraticMethod: @GhostofJeffGoldblum 5 feet something
SentientRatKing: Wolverine in the comics is short
 BrowneePoints: Wolverine is like 55
 SymphonicLolita: ooh
 BrowneePoints: or 5'4
 drrek0: Wolverine in the comics is short
nyperold: It was this time, but it does NOT have to be human.
 DiscordianTokkan: Wolvie's like, yea that
Tempest2097: Canonically 5'2
hi_im_emily: huge ackm'n
 DrLigmaPhD: shoer bisexual king
 LurkerSpine: Jubilee is taller than Wolvy I think
theinvisiblevoice: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Leedopo: OH BAYBEE
 korvys: X
hi_im_emily: got it
 Pteraspidomorphi: Me too
 MadWolf1290: got it
 MilkInBags: I know what it is!
 gibbousm: Videl
 gualdhar: I have no freaking idea
hi_im_emily: fajita!
 vaelhellion: angelina jolie
 baltimore_667083: fajita
 Diabore: chat stop
 baltimore_667083: dammit now i want fajitas
WriterRaven: \o/
 LordZarano: @gualdhar Same
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, I have no idea
 Dog_of_Myth: No clue
thraximore: caaaaaaaaaaammie?
 MilkInBags: Mulan!
DEATHlikescats: Yawara is a great guess
 SnackPak_: oh
 ElementalAlchemist: oh!
thraximore: oh dang
 Catcard: ohhhhhhh
 DiscordianTokkan: ahhhh
 emberBecky: ohhhh
 BrowneePoints: those were good hints alex
SquidVorb: ohhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: ohhhhh
Tempest2097: Yeah that... good prompts
 eric_christian_berg: I couldn't remember her name! AGH!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hindsight those were wonderful clues
 gualdhar: Andre the Giant
Kaaosa: adam
 Driosenth: Andre The Giant
 MilkInBags: among us
  Juliamon: I tried to give you a chance, chat.
thraximore: 
 LordZarano: 
 BrowneePoints: 
 baltimore_667083: 
 TheMerricat: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 fastlane250: the incredible hukl
 MilkInBags: humongous 
 DiscordianTokkan:  
 saucemaster5000: so much for not guessing in chat
 BigDaddyBland87: George RR Martin....former writer of books
 DiscordianTokkan: so GIRTHY
 SymphonicLolita: loong loong maaaan
 Catcard: 
Leedopo: 
protojman:  
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MilkInBags: what a gamer
 baltimore_667083: hey i was close i said 747
 TheMerricat: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: I was overthinking this one
 Diabore: #smoothtube
hi_im_emily: tuuuuuuuube
DEATHlikescats:   
 PharaohBender27: 
SquidVorb: Hey soul sister
 baltimore_667083: i mean, i do see maintenance trains every so often so...
Leedopo: gadgetbahn
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: F***ing walk, then.
 MilkInBags: teleporter
 baltimore_667083: i see what ya did there ian
 TemporallyAwry: This game has some real "but how big is a bread-box" energy 
 Dog_of_Myth: Eat Fresh chat
TherapyforNarwhals: This episode brought to you by Subway
DeeGeeOctoPus: teleporter
 laikagoat: oh wow
TherapyforNarwhals: taxi
 WiJohn: Motorcycle?
TherapyforNarwhals: shit sorry
 TemporallyAwry: @TherapyforNarwhals Eat Fresh 🙌
Bearudite: minecart?
 paronomasiac042: eat flesh
atlr: vernicular
 WiJohn: Helicopter
 MilkInBags: zerorail
 baltimore_667083: suspended monorail
 Makrosian_Tae: Eat freed
TherapyforNarwhals: i didn't mean to type that here
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat you've been asked not to put guesses in here, multiple times
Oreo1369: helocopter
 Gekyouryuu: Hang glider?
DeeGeeOctoPus: blimp
hi_im_emily: eef freef
 lackingsanity: Honkai star rail
 SmithKurosaki: 
 DiscordianTokkan: BLIMP ORGY
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oooooh.
hi_im_emily: who put blimp orgy
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 TheAinMAP: Oh travel
 WiJohn: Got there!
 Pteraspidomorphi: I tried everything BUT helicopter
 ElementalAlchemist: huh
SquidVorb: HOW?
 korvys: Got stuck on trains
Caffine1138: went all around it 
wikisome: wow I cannot spell
 DentedPockets: The other smooth tube
 PharaohBender27: 
 Pteraspidomorphi: Hahaha
  mtvcdm: WOW
 Catcard: wow
 ElementalAlchemist: holy heck Beej
Caffine1138: damn
 TemporallyAwry:  wow
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: one brain cell
TherapyforNarwhals: NiICENice
XivXiyan: WOW
 GhostValv: wowie
Oreo1369: I spelled it wrong
 SnackPak_: 
 Sage0fMadness: 
 TheAinMAP: 
 DrLigmaPhD: WEEBS
 TheWriterAleph: badaBING
 paronomasiac042: brrbrrbrr
TotallyNotaBeholder: well done beej
 CaptainSpam: Well, of COURSE.
 CodeIndigo: 
 Makrosian_Tae: Woah
theinvisiblevoice: weeeeebs
 MilkInBags: weeb assemble
 DigitalSeahorse: SUNny
hi_im_emily: DABBING UNIRONICALLY
Tempest2097: Well then
Leedopo: ian-beej brainwaves
 extrudedclown: Emote only moment
SquidVorb: I didn't even get to see the question
 raulghoulia: hax
 BigDaddyBland87: no scope
  Sarah_Serinde: Ian, Beej, and Japan. Yeah, that tracks
 rogerivany: I'm terrible at this game
ANeMzero: Yeah that scans
 KaleidoscopeMind: i got none of those
 Earthenone: i got that one too 
 BrowneePoints: Blather Round is AMAZING
 NonUniqueGuy: I was going to try Miami.
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I really like playing this one
 Mazrae: Ian and Beej have always been drift compatible I feel like
TotallyNotaBeholder: I'm happy i got 2 and a half (was typing rr martin when it was guessed)
 Seth_Erickson: Blather round is very fun yeah
Riandisa: This is one of my favorite jackbox games
Tempest2097: Please don't
 CodeIndigo: this isn't exactly my favorite but i'm glad yinz enjoy it
 AdamYMHMI: Where will you ship your pants?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/EncouragingTenderMonitorPogChamp-c_yZt_GSyC9NVDdp
Shparky2197: https://clips.twitch.tv/ArtisticTenuousBatStinkyCheese-FnQgjePNAlWvD9Tz
  Juliamon: I enjoy the game, less so chat ignoring directions.
 DrBatman0: Congrats nelson for doing so well on your first time!
 paronomasiac042: i ship my pants with the floor
 Diabore: @AdamYMHMI presumably in his pants
 DiscordianTokkan: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  sadly Bather 'Round is max 6 players, so we can't always play it, but it is a fun one
 DigitalSeahorse: 
XivXiyan: 
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TemporallyAwry: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
XivXiyan:  
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GhostValv: 
 CouldntPickAUsername: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: YES
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth:  
thraximore: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Huh, nice 
 SnackPak_:  
 DigitalSeahorse: WAT
 extrudedclown: Pog
 Strebenherz: PFFFFT
 Catcard: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: NELLY FROM THE TOP ROPE
 DiscordianTokkan:   
 Omthebox: Damn son
 TheWriterAleph:   
 CaptainSpam: Oh ho ho!
 ElementalAlchemist: wow!
  mtvcdm: HOW WAS THAT IN THE DATABASE
 NonUniqueGuy: That was a rough one
 Phailhammer:     
Leedopo: NIIIICE
 TemporallyAwry: Thank goodness, that was close 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good job!!!
 Makrosian_Tae: Woooooo
Tempest2097: I was literally just typing that when I got locked out, nicely done
Shparky2197: That was clutch
 DrBatman0: On your first time, too, Nelson!
 MomoNo9: Awww Hamtaro
 paronomasiac042:   
 CodeIndigo: PREPARE YOUR PANTS
 Mattmitchell45: Who was the Non-Object?
 Makrosian_Tae: @juliamon just got here. What are the rules?
 Metric_Furlong: @mtvcdm a lot of things are in this game
 MomoNo9: Do not show the poop, please
  Sarah_Serinde: It *is* several years old now
 LordZarano: Guesses go in the extension or jackbox.tv
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulSpikyTardigradePartyTime-ymlbi2yEfnoScFsg
 Earthenone: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Alex pls 
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 chrysaliss: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 blip2004: 
 CAKHost: 
 PharaohBender27:  
  mtvcdm: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 FarleyF:  
 DigitalSeahorse:   
  mtvcdm: 
 BigDaddyBland87: 
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 BigDaddyBland87: 
atlr: crepe
  mtvcdm: I just kinda... stopped guessing, halfway through.
Leedopo: haw
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MomoNo9: 
Leedopo: OH
 CaptainSpam: ohhhhhh.
 laikagoat: 
 Makrosian_Tae: Ohhhh
Kaaosa: i was thinking empanada
 SaxPython: I was on raviolli
 BigDaddyBland87: yea I was nowhere close
 ElementalAlchemist: There were too many gooey circles
  Juliamon: That was brutal
 TemporallyAwry:  ...
WriterRaven: Queasy dillers...
Shparky2197: Did this game get harder?
 baltimore_667083: half-moon was a dead giveaway for me
 TemporallyAwry: 
 laikagoat: 
 BrowneePoints: I put in Frida Kahlo!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Oh I typed "lady diana"
 BrowneePoints: I helped!
 laikagoat: got it in two
 Kramburger:     
  Juliamon: Look up Frida Kahlo later if you're unfamiliar
  Juliamon: she was rad af
LeeshaJoy: I was going through artists
 TemporallyAwry:  
 MAPBoardgames: 
DEATHlikescats:   
 CAKHost: 
 MAPBoardgames: 
 CAKHost: 
 Omthebox: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: 
thraximore: 
LeeshaJoy: 
 PharaohBender27: Dangit
 ElementalAlchemist: dang
thraximore: I thought it was maple syrup for sure
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  mtvcdm: The gooey shape of a beehive
 DigitalSeahorse: 
LeeshaJoy: I worked it out!
 ElementalAlchemist: our bad
 Omthebox: Man, this game makes you feel real dumb sometimes huh
 bytecaster: It DOES produce the crowd!
 BrowneePoints: i was just typing honeycomb too
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 DigitalSeahorse: 
  Sarah_Serinde:  Matt
 SymphonicLolita: 
Despoiler98:  
 niccus: sesquipedaliramses
 CodeIndigo: uh
ChargingFurret: wow
Despoiler98:   
 SymphonicLolita: sure!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Man, whatever text to speech thing they use is amazing
LeeshaJoy: HOW
 korvys: They are FRIENDS
 BrowneePoints: they are FRIENDS
 BrowneePoints: haha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Galaxy Brain
 Pinwiz11: Friends with the Situation was a+
 elah806: 
 SeaDiegoFC: I thought it was a jersey shore person
 saucemaster5000: how dare you besmirch wlhelm reich
hi_im_emily: welcome to the highlight reel n
Despoiler98: they were ROOMMATES
kuroyuri09: lol I was thinking that with Friends too
 elah806: this game feels a lot like communicating with a "bad texter"
nyperold: That's the Pharaoh who turned into a woman in cold water, right?
  mtvcdm: Yep
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
ChargingFurret: WOW
 SymphonicLolita: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Dog_of_Myth:   
 SmithKurosaki: omg lol
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhhh
 MadWolf1290: YEP
 Omthebox: Fair
 TemporallyAwry:  ...
 GhostValv: D:
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
 CAKHost: XD
 SaxPython: 
kuroyuri09: wow
Enmity777: 
epsilon_vee: \o/
 I_Am_Clockwork:  lol
Caffine1138: HAHAHAHA
 TheAinMAP: 
 I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I mean...yeah
 CodeIndigo: no, we all agree
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 AtomicAlchemical: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SLAM DUNK
DEATHlikescats: Accurate
LeeshaJoy: That *is* a cruel civilization
Snowcookies: Ian FLorida
 Twilight_Spark: Floridians FLORIDA up.
 KevlarGiraffe:  
 iris_of_ether:   
 TheThirdTail: Omelas is a beautiful answer, and I appreciate it very much
 DigitalSeahorse: yup
SentientRatKing: Florida has claimed you Ian
SquidVorb: Not wrong
  mtvcdm: !clip
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 DrLigmaPhD: Florida (Derogatory)
Tempest2097: I'm dying
SentientRatKing: You're a Florida man now
 Omthebox: Nelly with the snipe
 Twilight_Spark: Floridians don't despise the swamp though, come slurp into it with us.
Enmity777: This game is great
Tempest2097: 
 TheAinMAP:  
 rogerivany: I never have a clue with that game
 NonUniqueGuy: Nelly has that new player luck
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/BlankyBlankGame/865b947e8916a2124f1a7b8c3adbc6f5/
 Omthebox: Helicopter and Beehive still hurt
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BitterCrispyBoarDatBoi-AlYUmtQf5az5u_m3
 Earthenone: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Earthenone: !prime
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  Juliamon: JOB JOB
 Dog_of_Myth: JOB JOB!
 Diabore: JOB JOB
 laikagoat: job job 
 DigitalSeahorse: JOBJOB
 LurkerSpine: Is job job like Dan Dan?
 Drasvin: JOB JOB
 shendaras: Adam looking huge.
Shparky2197: Job Job! Yes!!!
 airylan: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Don't bite tongue.
 DigitalSeahorse: is goodgood
 Diabore: chat favourite job job
 e_bloc: 5000 jobjob
 PharaohBender27: Sadly, I got to bounce due to a meeting 
 sydnius: meow meow meow
 Pteraspidomorphi: I love fibbage too
 DrLigmaPhD: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
 DigitalSeahorse: right up there with Drawful
 SmithKurosaki: cya pharoah
 BrowneePoints: Anyways Chat, if you've seen Coco you might know who Frida Kahlo is
 CAKHost: Do not the Water Cooler
 LurkerSpine: !vaselineorbarcode
  LRRbot: Vaseline!
 AnderKryst: 100
DEATHlikescats: @pharaohbender27 have a great meeting!
   LoadingReadyRun:  This reminds me a bit of Mysterium, in the way that you are trying to give clues only to find the guessers going completely down the wrong path
 BrowneePoints: if you don't, check her out, one hell of an amazing Woman Painter
 Pteraspidomorphi: DigitalSeahorse: No games had drawing tonight, maybe deliberate?
Tempest2097: Frida Kahlo's art is seriously amazing
 CururuGuasu: JobJob: AKA Incoherent Swearing Simulator
 Fanklok: Oh boy I love the game where everyone is horny for a watercooler
 BrowneePoints: and she challenged gender norms AND the patriarchy like..god is it a century ago now?
 CAKHost: JobJob doesn't let you pick individual letters to make the responses, correct?
 DigitalSeahorse: Pteraspidomorphi maybe
  Sarah_Serinde: @CAKHost Only words and punctuation
 BrowneePoints: yea 1907-1954
 saucemaster5000: @LoadingReadyRun there's a sequel to mysterium with both pictures and physical objects I've been meaning to check out
eastcoastpiracy: 
 CAKHost: @CAKHost Thanks!
  TStodden: Job Job is like poetry magnets meet job interview...
  Sarah_Serinde: But you can take words from anywhere on the screen, including from the question you're being asked
 LordZarano: @CAKHost Unless people enter individual letters
 DaxStrife: "How do you handle stress?" "Shint, I beef pile on the oblong and tuck."
  Juliamon: Things like "a" and "I" can be valid if used
  Sarah_Serinde: True
codatski subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 59 months!
 codatski: So close to 60!
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 LordZarano: And they need all categories of words, like...
  Sarah_Serinde: I don't remember that, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen
 LordZarano: Adverbs?
  Sarah_Serinde: It doesn't require you to enter specific types of words, it can just be helpful to others if you do
 DigitalSeahorse: ffff I hate when I have to bite pills to get them to go down
 DigitalSeahorse: at least that one didn't taste horrible
  Juliamon: mood, pills are annoying
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:57:19.
  Juliamon: the worst is when you're in the process of swallowing and your body decides "nah I'm not into this"
 Earthenone: i also took pills this break
 DigitalSeahorse: Juliamon indeed!
 LordZarano: Oh I've been practising taking pills with vitamins. I can take them without water now!
 DigitalSeahorse: then you throw both it up and some of your lunch
 SmithKurosaki: @Juliamon me.png when I take my CBD pill at night
 CAKHost: I think my brain is just remembering an entry that was pretty short, like maybe 2-3 words/punctuation and ended up giving a good score because they used 3 different people's words/punctuation to make what they did.
KeytarCat: I forgot to take my E 2 hours ago!  Good thing this one isn't required for my hour to hour mood
 DigitalSeahorse: LordZarano maybe not with the iron, I've heard iron can affect some meds
 DoodlestheGreat: Awww yeah.
hi_im_emily: jorb jorb!
 CAKHost: All those years watching Zero Punctuation didn't drill into my brain how to spell 'punctuation'
laundreydhull: i spite this game so much.
 fastlane250: everyone's favorite watercooler boss
  mtvcdm: Someone'll get that
WriterRaven: Jub Jub! =D
 GredGredmansson: Mx. Bubbles
 DigitalSeahorse: most of my vitamins are chewable
Shparky2197: That poor mop
hi_im_emily: reminder: m. bubbles uses they/them
  Juliamon: theeeeey
 DigitalSeahorse: jorb jorb
 GredGredmansson: Bubbles is genderless I think?
 BrowneePoints: Mx Bubbles
 LordZarano: DUXD
 BrowneePoints: Mix
 NonUniqueGuy: DUXD
  Juliamon: Bubbles is NB
hi_im_emily: not mx in their case, just m
laundreydhull: Hard pass, miss.
 DigitalSeahorse: the question can be part of the answer
 GredGredmansson: could have sworn I've seen "Mx. Bubbles" on their name placard
 baltimore_667083: keep it cookin in the pot
 CaptainSpam: desert toast
 laikagoat: anything bread
 Diabore: desert texture
 DigitalSeahorse: words from anywhere on the device
 DoodlestheGreat: desert toast
WriterRaven: Desert bread
 NonUniqueGuy: Desert Bread
  Juliamon: it's M. Bubbles on the powerpoints
  mtvcdm: Well, let's see how much of it is swear words tonight.
SentientRatKing: A trick I use for taking pill is filling my mouth with water first then tilting my head up and dropping the pills into my mouth and then swallow. That way it feels like  drinking a mouthful of water and the pills sort of get lost in it.
 NonUniqueGuy: 40%
  mtvcdm: Also, I restate my ongoing quest to have the punctuation win the picture poll.
Kaaosa: which jackbox is this from?
 CodeIndigo: @mtvcdm it's ALL swear words
 ph0enix__42: desert toast
 DoodlestheGreat: Do we have Desert Bread and Desert Toast on the Desert Bus?
 SkylerRingtail: I could've sworn the extension used to work for this game
 fastlane250: bodily
TriseAlpha: Two Minutes warming
 Earthenone: eggs !
 laikagoat: egg bichon
 iris_of_ether: Cake guy
  Sarah_Serinde: SkylerRingtail It does, try refreshing
 Tangsm: eggs bichon
 emberBecky: cake what
WriterRaven: cake comma
 NonUniqueGuy: Egg !
 DoodlestheGreat: eggs guy
nyperold: ??? frise
 baltimore_667083: wait toast can speak?
  Sarah_Serinde: Or at least, it definitely has in the past
 CaptainSpam: eggs frise
 LordZarano: Cake what
 ph0enix__42: egg frise
 GredGredmansson: hey billy
Riandisa: eggs !
 SkylerRingtail: @Sarah_Serinde I did. Ah well, I'll just vote the old-fashioned way
 NonUniqueGuy: @baltimore_667083 If it is Disguised
 MurphEP: Has the desk always had a face? I've never noticed
  mtvcdm: cake!
TriseAlpha: @baltimore_667083 Sure can. Just ask Powdered Toast Man
 Gekyouryuu: @MurphEP yup
Oreo1369: how do you vote for images
  Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde I had to refresh twice before it would work
LeeshaJoy: wup, the overlay's working now
 laikagoat:  
 Pteraspidomorphi: MurphEP: Everything in the room has faces
 NonUniqueGuy: Everything has faces
 CodeIndigo: that desk has Seen Things
 MurphEP: Horrifying
 Diabore: huh, extension just clicked for me
KeytarCat: @MurphEP it also eats things sometimes
laundreydhull: I almost must suggest myself; that this is the kind of personality I'm expecting to be interviewed by for any job. (at this point) because unapologetics can be indifferent.
 GredGredmansson: water cooler
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 TheDangerWaffle: undecided
 DigitalSeahorse: catfishing
   LoadingReadyRun:  Oops, didn't update the extension for the new game. Should be working now
 GredGredmansson: @MurphEP everything in this office is alive
 DigitalSeahorse: fishtailing
 Diabore: ol rise and f rise
  Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Paul
nyperold: A fish, certainly.
 MurphEP: Oh dear
 CAKHost: wat
TriseAlpha: Remember kids: cocaine is a hell of a drug. It'll f you up.
 DrLigmaPhD: Chatting by the watercooler < Chatting UP the watercooler
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  mtvcdm: They did them by volume, for sport.
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 CodeIndigo: tide pond
laundreydhull: My attitude isn't any better either anyway.
laundreydhull: No, were not.
 Lord_Hosk: in the 20s?  they did that when I was in High school
 LordZarano: This is the Banjo Kazooee universe, everything has eyes
  mtvcdm: (And remember you can use words from the question.)
 GredGredmansson: baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
laundreydhull: Your interviewer is 'n e v e r' your friend, chat.
 miniMacGuru: I remember the "swallow a goldfish" prank, but at least in my case, it was a can of peaches. (They showed you a goldfish before blind-folding you though)
  mtvcdm: penguin I
 Shadwhawk: Penguin Rights
 SymphonicLolita: penguin her
 Earthenone: penguins listening
 laikagoat: penguins i dont care what else
 saucemaster5000: penguin listening
 GredGredmansson: Penguin Listening
 Diabore: penguin
 CaptainSpam: penguins listening
WriterRaven: Penguins listening
 DoodlestheGreat: Penguins listening
 Tangsm: penguin rights
kuroyuri09: penguin her ^^
  MrPhlip: penguin her
 LordZarano: penguin rights!
 DigitalSeahorse: rise and dynamic
 NonUniqueGuy: Penguin Rights
 ph0enix__42: penguin her
 BigDaddyBland87: penguin her
 paronomasiac042: penguins listening
 CodeIndigo: heck yeah we are
 Tangsm: And why don't YOU support penguin rights, Paul?
  mtvcdm: The penguins are ALWAYS listening Paul
 DigitalSeahorse: penguin rights!   
 CouldntPickAUsername: emu cavalry
 Earthenone: penguin rights are corvid rights!
 CouldntPickAUsername: ostrich artillery
 laikagoat: smiley clogs
 Pteraspidomorphi: Finally a good one
 Diabore: hands leave
 NonUniqueGuy: Balloons Clogs
 Shadwhawk: Balloon clogs
 DoodlestheGreat: balloons clogs
 CaptainSpam: Balloons you
 saucemaster5000: smiley clogs
WriterRaven: Balloons door
 iris_of_ether: balloon come
Tempest2097: Gotta listen to other penguins
Angreed66: baloon clogas
 GredGredmansson: Handshake Clogs
  mtvcdm: balloons door
 CodeIndigo: balloons come
 Thefluffiestguineapig: hands clog
  TStodden: Balloon but(t)
 BigDaddyBland87: hand clogs
 DrLigmaPhD: Balloon come
 SajuukSjet: ballon leave
 paronomasiac042: balloon you
 Loonatic93: I thought those were Orcas!
 ph0enix__42: balloons come
 DigitalSeahorse: haha penguin rights wins!
TriseAlpha: penguin rights, penguin lefts, penguin kicks, long as they're doing it to metal covers aping pop culture music, it'll sell
laundreydhull: Can I not like Fraiser without watching any of it? tl;dr thrash-at-me
 LordZarano: balloon come
 Dog_of_Myth: balloon clogs
 emberBecky: balloons clogs
 NonUniqueGuy: You can share the posters on Twitter.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: probably rights issues
 CodeIndigo: yes adam
 arcanist1740: yes
 emberBecky: yayy baloons
 SymphonicLolita: we are clicking buttons
  Juliamon: Chat is doing their own thing
 CaptainSpam: We have options on our own devices.
 CodeIndigo: also potato nougat
TriseAlpha: I'm saying random things
 laikagoat: just voicing our choices
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that a heart in the wall?????
hi_im_emily: "make clogs happen" is that poster telling us to take shits
laundreydhull: am saying MY indifference. Yes.
 KaleidoscopeMind: we're "coordinating"
  mtvcdm: We pick the picture, and then a word from a sentence provided by the game.
 MilkInBags: this is just shitposting
 GredGredmansson: we're making suggestions to ones who are unsure
thraximore: we're shouting into the void
 Fruan: We're trying to influence the vote, basically.
 BigDaddyBland87: we are engaging
 Mcgwee: Ook ook
 spethycakes: we like to type
 Phailhammer: ook ook type words
Angreed66: We're trying to convince other chatters
  Sarah_Serinde: Chat likes to try and coordinate or convince other people
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't like to type.
TriseAlpha: #Engagement
 DoodlestheGreat: We're saying what we picked to promote our choices.
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig great question, next question
 CodeIndigo: paul's voice reading chat makes us very happy
 mwlsn: We’re monkeys with typewriters
  mtvcdm: What we're doing in chat is expressing how we voted.
 WiJohn: I do like shrieking in to the electric void
 PhorrestGaze: if we don't type we fade into the void
 sheqesi: We're collaborating 😄
 emberBecky: we're sharing our ideas so other people will pick best answer =)
laundreydhull: Hope I'm not being a turd about it?(mods?)
Kaaosa: if i don't type at least once per minute i will die
2 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
 DigitalSeahorse: they're a bunch of chimps on typewriters
hi_im_emily: isn't that that actor who played doctor strange
  Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
 CAKHost: This is what you get with a Hive Mind, Adam! 
 CodeIndigo: oh hey, now it's a jackbox stream
 CaptainSpam: "For Action 5 News, I'm Monsterdick Ballsweat."
TriseAlpha: Happy Valentine's Day, apparently
 Scy_Anide: Milk unto others as you would have them milk unto you.
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehe
 tehfewl: monsterd*ck b%llsweat is my twitter when a new hot monster comes out
 SkylerRingtail: That was Nelly?!
vellebastet subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
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 GredGredmansson: WHAT'S GOOD ONTARIOOOOOOOOOO
 Nigouki: *cries in Ontario*
 DigitalSeahorse: not being sick to my stomach makes me want to get up
 CodeIndigo: everyone loves marineland
  mtvcdm: Yep, it's certainly a Job Job word pool.
 saucemaster5000: we get it, swearing is funny
 CaptainSpam: Man, who ISN'T excited by the very existence of Ontario?
 Twilight_Spark: I also wake up jazzed the fuck Onatrio. 
 BigDaddyBland87: as opposed to the standard harsh militant asscandles
  Sarah_Serinde: These days I am not excited about Ontario =_=
 DigitalSeahorse: LOL
 Nigouki: oh it's no love
laundreydhull: @CaptainSpam I... don't compute?!
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm in Ontario and it doesn't get me up
 GredGredmansson: so, nelson just wrote nothin but curse words huh
 airylan: ans an Ontarian, I can say "fuck Ontario" is a valid feeling
 saucemaster5000: who's been hacking my breakup texts?
 Diabore: @DigitalSeahorse ontario keeps us down if anything
TotallyNotaBeholder: I'm excited that ontario is real and I'm not there
 CodeIndigo: @TotallyNotaBeholder same
 BigDaddyBland87: LRR should now be concered
 DigitalSeahorse: I'm flaccid for being in Ontario right now
 vellebastet: 
 Twilight_Spark: Buy buy buy
 Metric_Furlong: Alex.
 CodeIndigo: you know what it means
 Shadwhawk: So much cursing
 paronomasiac042: bigger bubbles, love doll
laundreydhull: What did Ontario even do!? 
hi_im_emily: alex.
 CaptainSpam: M Bubbles should be afraid.
  mtvcdm: You can never have a big enough bubbles love-doll.
 Earthenone: gotta vote for the powertpuff girls
hi_im_emily: NELLY.
 jessicaengle: 
 GredGredmansson: *i roll to seduce the watercooler*
nyperold: A love-doll of the boss?
  mtvcdm: IAN
 TemporallyAwry: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 laikagoat: 
 saucemaster5000: that is a word I'd give him
 Veraphage: they're the same answer
 GredGredmansson: 
 spethycakes: 
Snowcookies: ian
laundreydhull: I see.
 LurkerSpine:    
 DigitalSeahorse: 
epsilon_vee: chutzpah
 CAKHost: The callouts are coming from inside the Jack Box!
hi_im_emily: what is dickspliff
 GredGredmansson: i don't feel comfortable with either of these
 CodeIndigo: that one will get us on watchlists
laundreydhull: no, pls
 CodeIndigo: DO NOT GOOGLE THAT
 JohnLockeCole: I will not
 GredGredmansson: CEASE
 DigitalSeahorse: some of those are hard
 TemporallyAwry: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Take the Master Key.
SquidVorb: The Chinese government will not let you Baidu dicksplif
hi_im_emily: or jordynne for that matter
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's sensible advice
 NonUniqueGuy: Just don't google anything anyone from LRR says
 randombillfolds: Just Cuil it.
 laikagoat: plane you
SquidVorb: Ok, I'll use bing
 JohnLockeCole: I *have* googled things Beej Says, Beej has anime reccomendations
iarethel0ser: Plane child.
 tehfewl: car you
 CaptainSpam: Plane you
Tempest2097: car child
 paronomasiac042: i have the super-secret tech of already knowing all this stuff
 Diabore: plane looking
 Earthenone: plane .
 NonUniqueGuy: Plane You
 Pteraspidomorphi: Looking
 Shadwhawk: Plane child
Angreed66: plane .
 SymphonicLolita: plane .
WriterRaven: Plane .
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Car period
 GredGredmansson: Highway Here's
Oreo1369: plane child
LeeshaJoy: car here's
 PhorrestGaze: plane child
the_tarabyte: plane .
 ph0enix__42: plane ,
 saucemaster5000: plane you
 Dog_of_Myth: plane .
 iris_of_ether: Plane Here's
 Mcgwee: Plane .
 Tangsm: smooth tube.
 BigDaddyBland87: road child
 DrLigmaPhD: PLANE CHILD
 emberBecky: oh . is strong
laundreydhull: "Don't Google anything I or Ian or Beej say!" -Alex Steacy
 DigitalSeahorse: does the chair also have a face?
TriseAlpha: buttons!
 AdamYMHMI: Plane here's
 CodeIndigo: bubbles. bubbles please learn how to politics.
  terribleplan: plane heres
 Twilight_Spark: Balloon plane
 LordZarano: Car child
 CodeIndigo: @DigitalSeahorse do you really want the answer to that?
 DrLigmaPhD: Bubbles is doing an ahegao face, no?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Maybe? I know the desk does and the wall has organs
 BigDaddyBland87: darts trombone
 laikagoat: feeling
 shendaras: She's
 Diabore: any trombone
WriterRaven: Darts trombone
 iris_of_ether: Animals feeling
 Shadwhawk: Plushes queasy
 SajuukSjet: furries frank
 Earthenone: animal !
 PipPosit: furry she's
 NonUniqueGuy: Furrys Frank
 CaptainSpam: furries trombone
TriseAlpha: this is AI comedy, everyone.
 DoodlestheGreat: Furries, frank
 WiJohn: Had dream, now have child
 ElementalAlchemist: dart's She's
 ph0enix__42: furries trombone
 AdamYMHMI: animals trombone
 GredGredmansson: Darts She's
Oreo1369: plush lucky
LeeshaJoy: furry she's
laundreydhull: this Spirit sucks
 tehfewl: furry your
 SymphonicLolita: darts play
Tugs_Keng: I'm inspired
 JarofGoats: Furry trombone
 SkylerRingtail: furry feeling
 SurfDownstage: furry she's
 paronomasiac042: furries hard
 Dog_of_Myth: plushes trombone
 Mcgwee: Fur trombone
 saucemaster5000: furry trombone
  terribleplan: dart trombone
Tempest2097: Furry trombone
 Forgebold: I appreciate your poster readings every time, Paul
  mtvcdm: arrow queasy
Oreo1369: futty lucky
 Pteraspidomorphi: I went straight for trombone 
 mirshebs: furry shes
Leedopo: dart she's
 korvys: she's
 DigitalSeahorse: fuzzy
 LordZarano: Furries She's
 ElementalAlchemist: dang
Leedopo: c'mon, transfem posting rise up one time
 DigitalSeahorse: you're my hero too
thraximore: dang it
thraximore: 😔
 CodeIndigo: @Leedopo i got you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: AAHHH
 PipPosit: Chat, I'm disappointed in you.
thraximore: should've been She's
 Loonatic93: Valve Trombones exist.
laundreydhull: who even is that intercom voice?
 DigitalSeahorse: eyes!
 CAKHost: Is that how reorganization happens in this office?
 GredGredmansson: "She's harder, every day"
 DrBatman0: Ian, do you play Euphonium or Baritone?
 Earthenone: sky me
WriterRaven: Sky something
 CaptainSpam: Cave slip
 saucemaster5000: sky me
 eric_christian_berg: Cave Help
 Omthebox: help
 ElementalAlchemist: cave help
 SymphonicLolita: cave help
 NonUniqueGuy: Cave Me
Oreo1369: sky help
 Mcgwee: Man something
 AdamYMHMI: cave something
Tempest2097: Cave Help
 Diabore: cave help
 BigDaddyBland87: cave somthing
 GredGredmansson: Cave Comfortable
LeeshaJoy: cave something
 gibbousm: It was me all along
 tehfewl: cave something
 Thefluffiestguineapig: cave help
 DrLigmaPhD: Cave me
 Dog_of_Myth: cave help
Lizardman175: something
 emberBecky: cave something
 PipPosit: cave me
Angreed66: cave something
  terribleplan: sky something
 paronomasiac042: cave help
 ph0enix__42: cave something
 CodeIndigo: man something person car door hand hook
Tempest2097: Man me a sand
 LordZarano: sky comfortable
 Veraphage: the ol' job job job interview
 PhorrestGaze: cave something
 randombillfolds: If they get a callback, they get a call back.
Tugs_Keng: did she turn into cool aid?
 DrLigmaPhD: Bubbles got a grip like a python 
AzaleaCloud: Hello Job Jobbers 
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 gibbousm: Crapshots idea mayhaps?
 Gekyouryuu: @CodeIndigo man door hand hook car gun
laundreydhull: Clearly, I'd never pass that. As in aced interview(s) or etc.
WriterRaven: Tiger DNA
 ElementalAlchemist: tiger .
 saucemaster5000: tiger cheddar
 laikagoat: tiger cheddar
hi_im_emily: tiger cheddar
 DoodlestheGreat: tiger cheddar
 LurkerSpine: tiger cheddar
 iris_of_ether: tiger cheese
Tempest2097: Tiger DNA
 NonUniqueGuy: Pants Cheddar
 CaptainSpam: tiger cheddar
 CodeIndigo: pants but
 Diabore: either cheddar
Oreo1369: tiger sharp
 ph0enix__42: tiger DNA
Angreed66: tiger dna
 Omthebox: pants cheddar
 DrLigmaPhD: Tiger .
  MrPhlip: tiger sharp
 paronomasiac042: pants cheddar
 GredGredmansson: Tiger Cheddar
LeeshaJoy: tiger cheddar
Snowcookies: Tiger one
 Dog_of_Myth: tiger cheddar
 BigDaddyBland87: tiger cheddar
  mtvcdm: pants!
 SymphonicLolita: pants but
 tehfewl: pants cheddar
 Calaban161: PANTS BUT
 Mcgwee: Tiger one
 coachNelly: rat feet
 emberBecky: tiger sharp
  Juliamon: the phrase "tiger cheddar" is incredible
 PipPosit: jeans dna (genes)
 mirshebs: tiger cheddar
Shparky2197: Gotta head off. Catch you in the vod
 coachNelly: tricolour pen
 LordZarano: jeans but
 PhorrestGaze: pants DNA
 korvys: Tiger one
Oreo1369: tiger chedder
 coachNelly: jesus and oprah
 emberBecky: we didn't get to see 'multitasking' =(
 Gekyouryuu: depends what you're looking AT
 DigitalSeahorse: my something says to do one thing at a time
 CAKHost: They're working on their Vitamin D gains.
epsilon_vee: looking sounds like a free action
 gibbousm: Is that robot from the rap battle game?
 shendaras: Digest.  Heart beat.
 GredGredmansson: yes.
laundreydhull: d20
 saucemaster5000: dangerously cheesy
 zerragonoss: Well enjoying the sunset and enjoying the teledildonics device is two things.
 CodeIndigo: hotdog sandwich
KeytarCat: The exotic is getting away!
 rosesmcgee: we'll see what the ol' annual performance review has to say...
 TheAinMAP:  
 Mcgwee: It could be better
 GredGredmansson: not with THAT attitude
 laikagoat: could be sharper
nyperold: The other one was just the sky, so there's more being done in the cave entrance one.
WriterRaven: @gibbousm Yup, Job Job is packed with characters from other Jackbox games.
 arcanist1740: we have cheddar at home
laundreydhull: cheddar can age, right?
 saucemaster5000: take it up with the cheetos cat
 WiJohn: Could always be more cheddar
 Nigouki: North American cheddar doesn't even counts as cheddar
 DigitalSeahorse: cheddar HARDER!
 JohnLockeCole: More Cheddary!
 Omthebox: Reach for the stars so you'll land amongst the moon cheese
 gibbousm: Cheddar is probably my favorite cheese
adelius3: what a horriffic thought
 CAKHost: I thought that's why we have Sharp Cheddar?
Oreo1369: BETTER CHEDDER
  Juliamon: "the cheddar cows"
 Tangsm: You don't build a cheese success story without standards.
laundreydhull: There's a specific cow for Cheddar!?
 gibbousm: It kind of is
 shendaras: I mean maybe
 DoodlestheGreat: I'd love to bowl under the left name.
 GredGredmansson: Is that what Fruits Basket is about?
laundreydhull: duh heck!?
avi_miller: I mean, actually sort of
 LurkerSpine: well, kind of
 TemporallyAwry: It's not completely untrue though 
 LurkerSpine: milk, really
 badpandabear: Goat cheese comes from a very different cow
 CodeIndigo: @GredGredmansson no, but ghost stories is
 lamina5432: did you know there was a better banana thats extinct
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is a goat just a different kind of cow?
 korvys: Different cows broadly do affect the cheese, but most "kinds" of cheese are more about the process, not the milk
 DigitalSeahorse: Old Cheddar Harder
 GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson oh I'm aware of Ghost Stories
 Loonatic93: Nice Ian!
hi_im_emily: mods change my name to ghost bangin' fruit basket
 gibbousm: Certain cheeses MUST be made by specific cows that grazed in specific regions
 SajuukSjet: Nelly showing off how to wind the kids up :lau
 DigitalSeahorse: Old Cheddar Harder Faster
  Juliamon: Cheese is complicated
 DarknessKingCoH: The Annatto coloring goes extinct and we have to find a new color for Cheddar
 NoxStryx: That is true if you consider goats and sheep different cows
hi_im_emily: technologic
 SymphonicLolita: first one is the correct response
 GredGredmansson: look, you can't solve all your problems by milking them
 saucemaster5000: I've made fermented vegan cheese. what now?
 DigitalSeahorse: ohmy
 Phailhammer: IAN
 DigitalSeahorse: hahhahah
nyperold: That reminds me of the time Yotsuba from Yotsuba! thought strawberry milk was cows' blood.
 satyropodobny: put'em in a stew
 Tiber727: Goat cheese comes from the greatest cows.
 DigitalSeahorse: someone did the song I'm happy
 DiscordianTokkan: on every FACE
AzaleaCloud: That's amazing that two different Daft Punk songs got referenced.
laundreydhull: They do that now?
 gibbousm: 
 Earthenone: Thiccquids
 BigDaddyBland87: gym pump ass
KeytarCat: Pounce him, trounce him, pick him up and bounce him...
 DrLigmaPhD: Left is roasting larry for poor orgy performance
 gibbousm: 
nyperold: Yotsuba&!, rather.
hi_im_emily: we'll put on zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese
 inconsideratehat: Yeah they all feel like Happy In Paraguay 😅
 GredGredmansson: d'cha ever think of THAT?!
 saucemaster5000: I like the interviewee turning to alright an empty crowd
TriseAlpha: i would note, he's selling candy FOR the marching band, not TO the marching band...
WriterRaven: @hi_im_emily How many fish heads?
boristhewizard:   
 CodeIndigo: first synergy squirt of the day
hi_im_emily: @hi_im_emily FIVE
 Creature_Comforts: Simple. To the point.
nyperold: Not just Frank's.
 NoOne_OfConsequence: Is it just me, or does this game in particular always get extra filthy? (not complaining)
laundreydhull: water your franks, chat.
TriseAlpha: alrighty then
 stevefromdetroit: why is heads plural
KeytarCat: Can confirm!  It sucks!
nyperold: Or not just the one on his shoulders.
laundreydhull: No, Alex! You monster! Use a watering pail!
 DigitalSeahorse: water on both your heads
 GredGredmansson: 
 gibbousm: Regular reminder that Adam is a demigod a far above us puny mortals
boristhewizard: 
Leedopo: fuck beej, bojangle
Oreo1369: bojangle style
TriseAlpha: yes. Also no.
 Twilight_Spark: He starts as Beej the Manager, but when releasing magical energy becomes Beej! Bojangle
 CodeIndigo: "blank stare" is the result of ANSWERING these questions
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 BigDaddyBland87: dammit he beat me to it
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 GredGredmansson: Lamply?
drewm1022: I love lamp.
 Earthenone: piano infant
 laikagoat: anything infant
 DoodlestheGreat: yoga infant
 Diabore: either infant
 Shadwhawk: Yoga nobody
 paronomasiac042: piano infant
 SymphonicLolita: piano infant
Tempest2097: Piano Infant
 airylan: girl coroner
 AdamYMHMI: infant
 NonUniqueGuy: Piano infant
  mtvcdm: infant
 gibbousm: They lacked a spark
the_tarabyte: anything infant
WriterRaven: Piano the
 saucemaster5000: piano infant
 tehfewl: yoga infant
 emberBecky: piano infant!
 Mcgwee: Yoga in
 BigDaddyBland87: piano nobdoy
Angreed66: piano infant
LeeshaJoy: yoga infant
 GredGredmansson: PIano Infant
 DrLigmaPhD: Yoga nobody
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Adam's avatar a dodecahedron?
 SajuukSjet: yoga corner
  terribleplan: yoga nobody
 ani_laurel: nobody
 PipPosit: yoga the
Oreo1369: piano infant
 Dog_of_Myth: yoga infant
 ph0enix__42: girl infant
Riandisa: piano corner
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yoga corner
 SocraticMethod: I love M Bubbles. I can never get over their derpface.
 gibbousm: So everything but the audience  count has eyes. Even the chair
 saucemaster5000: got their ass streamer
 GredGredmansson: aw man you went too fast in that round
 DigitalSeahorse: 
  mtvcdm: Shrek no!
 DoodlestheGreat: Awww... Now we'll never know what won.
 DigitalSeahorse: answer chicken
 ElementalAlchemist: fish nice
Tempest2097: Fish Monks
 Pteraspidomorphi: people monks?
WriterRaven: Fish advice
  mtvcdm: fish monks
 DrLigmaPhD: Fish The
 Mcgwee: People monks
 saucemaster5000: people monks
 BigDaddyBland87: people monks
 airylan: fish nice
 SymphonicLolita: fish monks
 tehfewl: fish monks
Oreo1369: people monks
  MrPhlip: fish nice
 GredGredmansson: Water The
 paronomasiac042: people monks
 NonUniqueGuy: Fish Monks
 Earthenone: anything advice
 ElementalAlchemist: "nice" is a good answer to the prompt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: People monastery
 WiJohn: monkfish
the_tarabyte: fish nice
 AdamYMHMI: fish nice
 Dog_of_Myth: fish monks
Riandisa: fish nice
 ph0enix__42: fish nice
  terribleplan: fish best
LeeshaJoy: fish best
 DoodlestheGreat: Fish Monks, coming this Fall on Hulu!
 Gekyouryuu: I'm still bummed we didn't get the previous poster
epsilon_vee: fish you
 DigitalSeahorse: answer people chicken monks
 GredGredmansson: @Gekyouryuu "The Infant Is Right"
   LoadingReadyRun:  Don't do it, that watercooler's just a thirst trap
 gibbousm: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am literally sitting knitting and it makes me happy that M. Bubbles knits
 NonUniqueGuy: @DoodlestheGreat Might be able to look it up later
 PipPosit: fish best
 emberBecky: where's the poster with infant :[
 GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun *coughs, drinks water*
 DoodlestheGreat: @LoadingReadyRun Oh, you... :tf:
 xantos69: Gotta say, that boss lady is a tall drink of water.
 LaconicLad: I've just been reminded that I forgot to watch Fish Police... a long time ago.
 GredGredmansson: uhhhhh where's our poster
  Juliamon: I think the posters broke
 TheDangerWaffle: big brain time
 Tangsm: I think the tiger broke the posters.
 emberBecky: is poster stuck. wehhhh
Tempest2097: Yeah I think the poster is broken
thraximore: @xantos69 ayyyy
Tempest2097: Oh here we go
LeeshaJoy: there's been a strike at the poster factory
 Mcgwee: Monk
 ElementalAlchemist: Eighty percent of success is nice.
laundreydhull: kay, that knitting was the most genuine i've seen this sentient character behave.
 GredGredmansson: Especially since Monastery Mentor was reprinted
Xooszi subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
 Xooszi: 46 months! That sure is some months. Have a great stream, friendos!
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 TheDangerWaffle: i mean that is more accurate than it needs to be lol
 LurkerSpine: death to lunch thieves
kuroyuri09: at least they're honest xD
 zed_alpha: broother
LeeshaJoy: wearing a dog as pants seems like a bad idea
 GredGredmansson: NO.
 saucemaster5000: the new zelda sucks, navi's a no show
Laserbeaks_Fury subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
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 Twilight_Spark: No no, you're paying your pants, getting the dog.
  Sarah_Serinde: Oh don't do that 
hi_im_emily: "i take it rough" whoooaaa
 gibbousm: Beej eggs
 DoodlestheGreat: Rough and sticky.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
TriseAlpha: HAAM
 gibbousm:  eggs you say?
 ElementalAlchemist: gg Nelly!
 zarbit: Close game!
 korvys: Pretty good for his first time
hi_im_emily: nelly back at it again at krispy kreme
Oreo1369: nelly
 NonUniqueGuy: First Timer Luck
 paronomasiac042: wow, great first game, nelly!
 korvys: 
 TheAinMAP:  
 BigDaddyBland87: I'll take it
 DiscordianTokkan: 54.7K US
 WiJohn: Ooh a living wage!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
hi_im_emily: that's about 73.8k CAD
Feriority subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
  Feriority: In 67 CE, the first of a series of riots that led to the fall of Emperor Nero began
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 TheDangerWaffle: 3 br depending
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/JobGameGame/6ab6ef5047122dd69aa78bd914df99b7/
Oreo1369: quipqulash
 SymphonicLolita: thanks ian
 vaelhellion: part of my union is on strike
 gibbousm: Is there a LRR Union?
 TheDangerWaffle: or in some places a studio lol
 DigitalSeahorse: no drawing today
  mtvcdm: As is typical, I won't be playing from the audience for Fibbage, I'll be grabbing the sources for the questions *so the rest of you don't have to.*
 DrLigmaPhD: Fibbage but pronounced like the French would
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler has a mind like a steel trap
hi_im_emily: wheeler is knower of silly things
Oreo1369: BS is the name of the game
 LurkerSpine: sweet little lies
 Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh *unionize*. I've been restoring electrons to atoms this entire time.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Diplomacy
hi_im_emily: as a fellow autistic person i am much the same
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @hi_im_emily Same
 xantos69: So you would just say.... "We will be right back."
 GredGredmansson: !quote audience
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 DrLigmaPhD: !quote chat
  LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
 DigitalSeahorse: yes get the truth out there before the lies
KeytarCat: I just autocompleted to Shoebill Octopus
 GredGredmansson: !findquote audience
  LRRbot: Quote #6938: "More heads, no tongue, that's what the audience wants." —Ian [2020-05-06]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Eh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is not a dinosaur!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It is from the ice age
thraximore: oh, a new fibbage!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: iwell, technically it's a dinosaur
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: because birds are dinosaurs
 NonUniqueGuy: ILHR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And it fed on giant armadillos
 TheMandrew: oh man, i've met bowlers like that
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's not a non-avian dinosaur thougyh correct
12 raiders from edgeyberzerker have joined!
 Earthenone: ILHR, or I Love HR!
 saucemaster5000: go birds
 LordZarano: ILHR
 Dog_of_Myth: ILHR, the Raze Boar
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
 DigitalSeahorse: poor shell of a parrot
nyperold: I Lied, Here's Right!
   LoadingReadyRun: Code is ILHR, unfortunately the extension doesn't support this one yet
  Juliamon: Florida? It could be ANYTHING
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Shamu
  mtvcdm: Florida Man
 zed_alpha: oh god this AGAIN
 SkylerRingtail: Biting my tongue
 DiscordianTokkan: Me
 Diabore: 2
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Twilight_Spark: A Donald Duck costume head.
 airylan: 3
LeeshaJoy: 1
 ArkhamArchivist: What? I’m From there?!?
 ph0enix__42: 3
 TheDangerWaffle: I think i know this one lol
 DoodlestheGreat: 2
 ElementalAlchemist: 2, though 3 is funny
 Earthenone: 3
 saucemaster5000: 3
 zarbit: Are they Florida Men or Floridas Man?
 NotCainNorAbel: 2
 AdamYMHMI: 2
Leedopo: 3
 CaptainSpam: 1
 GredGredmansson: Into Georgia
hi_im_emily: 2, but 3 is really funny
 NonUniqueGuy: 3
 emberBecky: oh all our answers are bad
 blip2004: 2
 Diabore: 2 can fool
kuroyuri09: 2
 SymphonicLolita: 2
 Twilight_Spark: @zarbit Yes.
 LurkerSpine: 3
 Pteraspidomorphi: 1 seems most absurd
 BigDaddyBland87: 3
  mtvcdm: Remember chat, you're trying to lie too, don't say it if you know it.
 DrLigmaPhD: The "canisters" where the "plasma" is stored
  MrPhlip: 2 if we want to win, 3 if we want a laugh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah frenetically loading the webpage!
 GredGredmansson: one of those animals sounds like Old Man from YDKJ
 LordZarano: https://jackbox.tv/
 Earthenone: in 2019
  mtvcdm: In 2019.
 GredGredmansson: but what happened IN 2019
thraximore: "resevoir" is misspelled 😩
  mtvcdm: And it had to be *two* men.
 tehfewl: knowing florida....
 NotCainNorAbel: Does FL have storm sewers?
hi_im_emily: well one of these is misspelled so i know it's not that one
 ArkhamArchivist: Can Confirm
 AdamYMHMI: In 2019, but only in one case were TWO men arrested for it.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Fun Fact: Each Lacoste shit patch is actually a dehydrated aligator
 Laserbeaks_Fury: *shirt
 ArkhamArchivist: Palm Shitty Sucks
 GredGredmansson: the game itself will mispell words sometimes; it means nothing
 Loonatic93: Sort of like Farmers dumping milk on the side of roads.
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: typo in reservoir, RIP
 HadesLeprechaun: @thraximore recent Jackbox Games have actually started to misspell some of the real answers on purpose just to throw people off
thraximore: ohhhh interesting
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @thraximore oh my god galaxy brain
 Pteraspidomorphi: Got me
  mtvcdm: https://www.dailycommercial.com/story/news/state/2019/10/11/florida-man-arrested-after-allegedly-pouring-beer-into-alligators-mouth/2553610007/
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 SnackPak_: 
 ElementalAlchemist: yeah, this game *does* punish you for bad spelling
 BigDaddyBland87: got it!
thraximore: of COURSE it was
Tempest2097: Wow
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 GhostValv: 
 Twilight_Spark: That was...too obvious?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Such stereotype
hi_im_emily: can you imagine a drunk gator
adept_nekomancer: Florida Man strikes again
 TheDangerWaffle: YUP
 ArkhamArchivist: Look,,,
 DoodlestheGreat: @Twilight_Spark Not ridiculous enough.
 Diabore: get you a shooey
  mtvcdm: Technically they were arrested for taking the alligator, not the beer part.
 TheDangerWaffle: Or someone who threw a baby alligator thru a drive thru Wendy's window
 saucemaster5000: omg I know this
 Earthenone: im local and i dont know this
 AdamYMHMI: 1
 Dog_of_Myth: 1
 DoodlestheGreat: 3?
 saucemaster5000: 1
hi_im_emily: 1
 tehfewl: 2
LeeshaJoy: 3
 airylan: 3
 LurkerSpine: 3
 CaptainSpam: 1
adept_nekomancer: 1
 iris_of_ether: 1
 blip2004: 2
 BigDaddyBland87: 1 obviously
 dougma: wheeler....
 Calaban161: 1
 Diabore: none of them fool, i went 1
 randombillfolds: I think bootleg beer is illegal someplaces.
 ph0enix__42: 1
 NotCainNorAbel: 1
FadedOverseer: 3
DEATHlikescats: Bussy, gotta be
 CaptainSpam: If it's "Sumpty"...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
thraximore: 3 has that mouthfeel
petey_vonwho: Bussy McBusface
 TheAinMAP: I like trains.
 LordZarano: Wumpty!
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: havent many of you been to Seatle?
Leedopo: @petey_vonwho hey now, Bussy is real.
 Simonark: “Forsecondbest”
thraximore: "gridlock"
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: god, I hope it's MLK Jr
hi_im_emily: i hope it's fucking "steven seagull"
 Loonatic93: Did you check out the Minneapolis St. Paul Light Rail?  It's pretty darn good!
 CaptainSpam: So it's not based on an orca?
 HadesLeprechaun: I am not a public transit system
LeeshaJoy: wasn't Zap Gridlock one of those joke names from the MST3K of Space Mutiny?
Scarbble: i kind of love zap gridlock
tod_vom_himmel: 100% seagull
 iris_of_ether: I...suddenly think I might know what this is going to be :X
 NotCainNorAbel: zap gridlock is a great answer
 zarbit: do they pronounce seagull like seattle, "se-ah-gull"
hi_im_emily: okay i misread "gridlock"
 Simonark: Isn’t Seattle’s mascot a slug? Genuinely
 SymphonicLolita: gottem
thraximore: YES
 laikagoat:   
 ElementalAlchemist: gottem
 NonUniqueGuy: Got em
 GredGredmansson: I've definitely heard "Steven Seagull" somewhere before
 DoodlestheGreat: GOTCHA!
 airylan: woot!
 BigDaddyBland87: hey
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BOOM
 TheAinMAP: Two!
  mtvcdm: https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DTcg9UtVoAAjy4h.jpg
thraximore: wahey!
 Pteraspidomorphi: I keep giving likes to the truth
 NonUniqueGuy: Zap Gridlock is great
 BigDaddyBland87: 2 for 2...I'm on a roll
 saucemaster5000: I can't believe I knew that before the options
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @mtvcdm oh, that's very upsetting, thank you
Tempest2097: It's horrifying
thraximore: augh
 CaptainSpam: That is one INTENSE mascot.
 SnackPak_: 
 Diabore: OH GOD
 Rourke9: oh my god
 niccus: oh no.
 azureHaights: We put our faith in Zap Gridlock!
 iris_of_ether: I live here and W H A T
 ani_laurel: I love him
punished_weasel: Zap Gridlock is a WWE name.
 NotCainNorAbel: they put all of the budget in the name
 GredGredmansson: It looks like the Michigan State Spartan, but with Traffic
Tempest2097: Oh VHS
Leedopo: isn't that just the college Spartans outfit?
 DrLigmaPhD: Found the exception to R34
LeeshaJoy: that is the second-worst offbrand Buzz Lightyear I've ever seen
 SocraticMethod: Steve 'n' Seagulls is a Finnish country band making covers of known rock songs https://stevenseagulls.com/
 TheDangerWaffle: LOL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is so much more honest in both name and appearance than I think they meant to be
 Diabore: @punished_weasel zap gridlock is an indie name
 saucemaster5000: [gentle slapping]
 CAKHost: Thanks for the stream everyone!. Good night all.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 DrLigmaPhD: Gay
 Diabore: 2
hi_im_emily: 2
 Omthebox: Made of bees
 Twilight_Spark: Preganat?
 Shadwhawk: 3
 LurkerSpine: 1
Tempest2097: 3
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Pegante
Dr_fragenstien: pregnant
 CaptainSpam: 2
 NotCainNorAbel: 3
 DoodlestheGreat: 3
 BigDaddyBland87: 3
 iris_of_ether: 2
 ph0enix__42: 3
 GredGredmansson: Pregat
punished_weasel: 3
 airylan: 3
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: Teen wolf
thraximore: 2 is great
kuroyuri09: 2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 DarknessKingCoH: Italian
 SymphonicLolita: 3
 DiscordianTokkan: 3
 Calaban161: 3
 AdamYMHMI: 2 is great, 1 is great, 3 is great.
adept_nekomancer: 2 is excellent
LeeshaJoy: 1
 CaptainSpam: I like the change in the timer line.
 Gekyouryuu: 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat
 Forgebold: progressive
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pregananant??
 RonaldMcDownload: "named dave"
 l0gin4me: 2
 Simonark: From Florida?
 DrLigmaPhD: Straight
 Rourke9: adopted?
 DigitalSeahorse: from florida works
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Just found out he's a communist
 eric_christian_berg: I love the popcorn timer.
 azureHaights: another dimension? another dimension.
 ElementalAlchemist: One of them is absolutely the truth
 GredGredmansson: how does one "find out" that your diabetic in this manner
 DigitalSeahorse: who put fucking in there?
Tempest2097: @GredGredmansson Low blood sugar
tod_vom_himmel: this is definitley an anti weed video its the marijuana one
 CaptainSpam: @GredGredmansson Through the magic of MOVIES!
adept_nekomancer: I really hoped we would've picked "not the star of this movie"
 SocraticMethod: @azureHaights Another dimension. Another _dimension_!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @GredGredmansson By going into hypoglycemic shock
LeeshaJoy: Is anyone else unable to cast a vote?
 TemporallyAwry: More likely than you'd think 
 DigitalSeahorse: diabetic would work too
 Diabore: oh the answer is a fucking thing
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: BIG
 CaptainSpam: HOLY
thraximore: WOW
 SnackPak_: 
 SymphonicLolita: wow
 ElementalAlchemist: whoa
 BigDaddyBland87: wow
 ElementalAlchemist: gg
 Rourke9: nicely doooone
SquidVorb: @leeshajoy yup
 saucemaster5000: nom nom nom
 DigitalSeahorse: having an sugar attack
  mtvcdm: Good job Adam
 l0gin4me: well done
 GredGredmansson: nice one Adam
 CaptainSpam: Ha ha!
 ElementalAlchemist: gottem
 SymphonicLolita: gottem
 BigDaddyBland87: got em
Tempest2097: HAH
 NonUniqueGuy: Got em
thraximore: haha
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: got em
 laikagoat:   
 airylan: huzzah!
 SymphonicLolita: yessssssss
 Simonark: Adam’s belief he’s bad at this game isn’t holding up!
 Pteraspidomorphi: Hah!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: mpreg mpreg mpreg
  mtvcdm: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Town_Went_Wild
 SnackPak_: no
 BigDaddyBland87: got it!
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh NO
thraximore: CALLED IT
 Dog_of_Myth: WOW
 emberBecky: oh dear
Tempest2097: OH FUCKIN WHAT
SquidVorb: NOPE
 CaptainSpam: UM.
 l0gin4me: 
hi_im_emily: OH GOD WHY
 ani_laurel: ew
 fastlane250: 
 GhostValv: D:
 CaptainSpam: WELP.
iarethel0ser: !adult
ForOhForError: ):
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GOTTEM
 AdamYMHMI:  
 Diabore: 1944
 Forgebold: OOFA DOOFA
 Rourke9: WHAT
 Pteraspidomorphi: Finally got one
Tempest2097: YOWZA
 ElementalAlchemist: oof
 SaxPython:   
 Tangsm: Maybe he's also adopted?
 Phailhammer: 
 Seth_Erickson: 
tod_vom_himmel: WHAT
 DigitalSeahorse: doh
 TheDangerWaffle: UM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And I hate it
Gobukiller: careful with the laundry, don't get stuck
kuroyuri09: what!
 Nigouki: I've seen this anime
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: nope nope nope nope nope
hi_im_emily: COOKIE NO
tod_vom_himmel: i did not see that one coming
  Feriority: I regret being right
 saucemaster5000: wow, a certain website has been ripping this off
 iris_of_ether:   
 GredGredmansson: COOKIE CEASE
Tempest2097: 1944 actually
KeytarCat: Oh that's why the town went wild
 Pywodwagon: I feel like they remade that movie in the 90s
 TheAinMAP:   
 JohnLockeCole: Yeah they were in feuding Families but it turns out he was a Swapped Baby
 Diabore: thats 1944 for you
 xantos69: @saucemaster5000 LOTS of websites have been ripping this off.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Game of thrones was more derivative than i thought
 DigitalSeahorse: feeeeesh
 BigDaddyBland87: inspiration for 12 minutes
 SaxPython: 
 DoodlestheGreat: Incest was far less of an issue in the 50's, because so much of the rural areas were doing it...
 SkylerRingtail: I've still yet to figure out how audience votes are scored in this
 DigitalSeahorse:   
TruPhantomAngel gifted a Tier 1 sub to Fairgrim! This is their first Gift Sub in the channel!
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Fairgrim! (Today's storm count: 61)
 ElementalAlchemist: ya gotta
  mtvcdm: Welcome to the Cafe
laundreydhull: 44? ah, wait that somehow tracks(!?)
hi_im_emily: ASS
 azureHaights: Rhythm, aka "This is a game where you use your feet"
 DrLigmaPhD: CUM
 DarknessKingCoH: Anime
 tehfewl: dunks
SquidVorb: Ass
 SymphonicLolita: 3
 Diabore: 1
 DoodlestheGreat: 2
 WiJohn: Bees
 DiscordianTokkan: 3
 AdamYMHMI: 1
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: candy
 GredGredmansson: DUNKIN DONUTS
 niccus: did i watch the chubbyemu video about this?
 LurkerSpine: 2
 Rourke9: dunkin donuts?
 CaptainSpam: 3
 ElementalAlchemist: 1
RavenHusky: 2
 Laserbeaks_Fury: 2
thraximore: 3
 Dog_of_Myth: 1
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: no one will believe 1 for MA
 saucemaster5000: 1
 ph0enix__42: 3
 airylan: 1
adept_nekomancer: 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
 blip2004: 1
 DigitalSeahorse: powerthirst
 NonUniqueGuy: 1
FadedOverseer: 1
MadmanOreo: I sisn't realize "Say it isn't so" was a remake.
 BigDaddyBland87: 1
Tempest2097: 2
 iris_of_ether: 1
 DoodlestheGreat: 2 is believable.
 foopoiuyt: heart
 NotCainNorAbel: 1
Agu_Sakku: ham
 DrLigmaPhD: Cawfee
Leedopo: 1
 AtomicAlchemical: meth
 l0gin4me: 1
tod_vom_himmel: downward velocity
 KWardJenx: The answer is scary.
hi_im_emily: actually i vaguely knew this guy
LeeshaJoy: 1
 saucemaster5000: don't... guess... in... chat
 PipPosit: 1
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Foxglove
adept_nekomancer: horse meat?
 Loonatic93: Funky Fresh Beets!
 DigitalSeahorse: redbull
 stevefromdetroit: was this  before or  after march 2020?
 DrLigmaPhD: Dong
 Mattmitchell45: I'm sad we didn't have Chowder as a choice
 dylan16807: don't snack on rebar
thraximore: quite a legacy
 Rourke9: @hi_im_emily oh no 
 DigitalSeahorse: taurine
 Rourke9: and this was pretty recent huh
 Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, it's *probably* Red Bull
 DarknessKingCoH: It's not like he can complain about it
 WiJohn: Bad news Adam
 tehfewl: should have consumed so much (BLANK)
 saucemaster5000: got news for adam
 GredGredmansson: in a way, you're being remembered
 niccus: spoken like someone who won't reach ea nasir's immortality
drewm1022: "All humour is gallows humour"
 KWardJenx: This was only a few years back.
 tehfewl: shouldn't*
 Lord_Hosk: everyone dies... might as well make it funny
 fastlane250: r.i.p 
Angreed66: It's more than most people get Adam
 rosesmcgee: bold of you to assume there will be footnotes
  mtvcdm: The Nuggie Centurion makes you a LEGEND
 azureHaights: Nuggie Centurion? I thought that was Ben's job!
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHA Ivermectin
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 ElementalAlchemist: LOL
hi_im_emily: i can't believe none of you jokesters put in "ass"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So good!!
Dr_fragenstien: oh wait i've heard of this one
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: licorice
 ElementalAlchemist: know what answer's getting a like this time
 AdamYMHMI: I want to believe anime
laundreydhull: duh heck is a "Fent"!?
 TheDangerWaffle: can we appreciate that answer, tho?
 DigitalSeahorse: black licorice
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @laundreydhull fentanyl
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: long story
 zarbit: lol Alex
 laikagoat: any
 ElementalAlchemist: dang
 Diabore: all of it
 tehfewl: any
hi_im_emily: but yeah this guy was like a fourth or fifth cousin of mine i think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So their P
 ElementalAlchemist: gg Alex
 l0gin4me: My usual method is guessing the one I want to be true
 BloodnBullets: no even once @LoadingReadyRun
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex said same as me!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: r departments claim
 MrGibberish: By the by: “The town went wild” was supposed to be a spinnoff of Romeo and Juliet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Very good lie
Leedopo: pocket sand can also kill cops if you do it right!
 niccus: there is no safe dosage of anime, it's like lead
  mtvcdm: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2020/sep/24/man-licorice-dies-massachusetts
 CaptainSpam: Huh.
 ElementalAlchemist: huh
 DigitalSeahorse: I knew it!
hi_im_emily: glycyrrhizin will fuck you up.
 mister_nibbles: was it the salted licorice?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What?
thraximore: a bag and a half???
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, right, I remember this now
 GredGredmansson: WELL YEAH
 CaptainSpam: Wait, a bag and a half A DAY?  For SEVERAL WEEKS?!?
 emberBecky: oh no I'm in danger
 DigitalSeahorse: be careful with black licorice
 azureHaights: But was it salmiakki?
 WiJohn: Never touch the stuff
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, well
 Forgebold: oh my god that's so much
thraximore: that doesn't tell us how big the bag was
 SocraticMethod: AFAIK there were cases of cops fainting when dealing with fentanyl but those were psychosomatic panic attacks
Tempest2097: a BAG AND A HALF?!
 Diabore: adam running away with this
 RonaldMcDownload: no beej with your mouth
Leedopo: it's not the salt, The problem is glycyrrhizic acid
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Ian glycyrrhizic acid apparently, not soduim
 azureHaights: Very Interesting Person Dead
 SymphonicLolita: oh I know this actually
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: screws with blood pressure
Leedopo: according to the article, at least
TherapyforNarwhals: Oh shit i know this one
Tugs_Keng: too soon?
thraximore: oh hey
 DoodlestheGreat: I know this none.
 Creature_Comforts: I know this one
 DiscordianTokkan: Football, groin
 Mattmitchell45: glycyrrhizic acid can lower electrolytes
 Diabore: 1
 zarbit: quarter, buttcheek
tod_vom_himmel: grenade car
thraximore: this one fairly well known I feel
 AdamYMHMI: 1
 Dog_of_Myth: 1
avi_miller: I know this one!
LeeshaJoy: 2
 NonUniqueGuy: 1
 ph0enix__42: 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
 BigDaddyBland87: 1 but these all suck
 CaptainSpam: 2
adept_nekomancer: 1
 iris_of_ether: 1
 Calaban161: 1
 PipPosit: 2
 airylan: 1
 saucemaster5000: like, two of these options are almost impossible
Leedopo: @tod_vom_himmel MOOOOODS
 undecided44: @tod_vom_himmel ^
 comrade_cards: "immediately" before?
nyperold: 2 wouldn't be interesting, I feel.
Gobukiller: Surprisingly accurately portrayed in a Kingsman movie
laundreydhull: arrow, chassis
hi_im_emily: @comrade_cards yeah like thirty minutes beforehand
 Tangsm: Turns out he was just the Road Runner.
 AdamYMHMI: Weren't there 3 or 4?
Tempest2097: The actual assassination was the most unlikely fucking successful thing
 GredGredmansson: "thoroughly"
SquidVorb: No that's Castro
thraximore: PROSTATE
 Mr_Whyt: bobm bounced off his carriage
thraximore: really??
Tempest2097: Driver got lost, and car broke down in FRONT OF THE ASSASSIN EATING A SANDWICH
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Modest Mouse bounced off mumford and sons
 CaptainSpam: Hm... I think the format of the question may give this one away, sadly.
 Diabore: chat stop answering before the question is done
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, so good
Agu_Sakku: i wanted bullet and button
teejayrivers: A grenade off huh?
laundreydhull: well, at least there's an arrow among the fibs
 DoodlestheGreat: I don't remember what it bounced off of, but I know what it was, so I've got a 50/50 chance.
 WiJohn: It's all TB's fault anyway
 DrLigmaPhD: Arrow to shoulder? Was the assassin shit-tuer Robin Hood?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit, I think I picked wrong
thraximore: oh dang really?
 DoodlestheGreat: YES! Got it.
 CaptainSpam: Woo!
 laikagoat:   
MadmanOreo: I mean I can't remember what this first attempt was, but his car was slowed down enough going to the hospital to visit the victims of it that the 2nd assassination attempt stuck
 NonUniqueGuy: Got em
 BigDaddyBland87: hey!
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, its the cigarrette case I think
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: thanks buddy
 CaptainSpam: OOPS
thraximore: NICE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 Diabore: woah nelly
  mtvcdm: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nedeljko_%C4%8Cabrinovi%C4%87
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Very well done
 SymphonicLolita: 
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: I learned about this in shcool
 Pteraspidomorphi: Totally got this on my own and wasn't told by anyone
drewm1022: "a A bomb"
  Feriority: JC!  A bomb!
hi_im_emily: @comrade_cards you probably thought i was joking about this
 fastlane250: @feriority A BOMB
teejayrivers: The assassination was straight out of the three stooges
TherapyforNarwhals: Fun fact, the people who killed him took cyanide pills that didn't work!
thraximore: Wowee
SquidVorb: Timely!
 DrLigmaPhD: "Surely this won't happen AGAIN today"
 saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum were you taught by your parnets?
 SocraticMethod: @fastlane250 Jesus christ JC!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh geez
teejayrivers: Just an absolute comedy of errors
 Nefarious_Ned: The actual assassin had given up cause of the failed bomb and went to grab a sandwich. It's bonkers.
tod_vom_himmel: CAT
laundreydhull: weh!?
 MAPBoardgames: 1
 azureHaights: Fast Times, Southern Men is the name of my setup for a cover band
 laikagoat: 1
 SymphonicLolita: 1
 ElementalAlchemist: 1
 AdamYMHMI: 1
 DoodlestheGreat: 1
 CaptainSpam: 1
 Dog_of_Myth: 1
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
 DiscordianTokkan: 1
 BigDaddyBland87: 1
 Diabore: 1
 NotCainNorAbel: 1
 iris_of_ether: 3
 ph0enix__42: 1
 emberBecky: 1
SquidVorb: Beej
 TheDailyMapleSyrup: dog
 tehfewl: 1
adept_nekomancer: 1
Leedopo: 1
 NonUniqueGuy: 1
punished_weasel: 4
 comrade_cards: I knew this one, just wondered from the phrasing if it meant some other assassination attempt
 Nefarious_Ned: 1
 saucemaster5000: 1
 airylan: 1
 korvys: 2
LeeshaJoy: that is a dangling participle, it implies the Pentagon itself wandered into a secured area.
 Laserbeaks_Fury: a coffin?
 SymphonicLolita: a rare moment of chat agreeance
Tempest2097: 1
 azureHaights: So the Pentagon wandered into the secured area?
epsilon_vee: that crazy pentagon, always wandering into secure areas (?)
 JohnLockeCole: Beej would be a funny answer for this
 DigitalSeahorse: a marmot
 azureHaights: I'm glad that at least 3 of us are on board for calling out dangling participles
 Thefluffiestguineapig: An orangutan
adept_nekomancer: So, we've got seven animals and Bruce Springsteen
 WiJohn: Canada goose would 100% do that shit
laundreydhull: watch it be both geese?
LeeshaJoy: voting for Springsteen, I don't care if it's true or not
 DoodlestheGreat: GOOTS
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That same one that used to hitch rides to DQ
 Dog_of_Myth: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 DrLigmaPhD: @coachNelly You know that video of Batman trying to dispose of a live bomb?
 saucemaster5000: none of these were my codename
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 Lord_Hosk: There were 3 assassins, the first one threw a grenade but forgot to pull the pin, then jumped into a river to escape, but the river was only 2 feet deep so he was caught and mercilicly beaten by police.
 CaptainSpam: I mean, if The Boss wants to wander around the Pentagon...
Tempest2097: Big Ups to whoever put Mountain Lion, because THAT would've been a news story
 MAPBoardgames: Stop that Goose! No, you stop the goose!
 dougma: no, the bomb bounced into the car behind them, the bombers ran off... the car decided to keep going, but got lost, and drove past one of the bombers comming out of a pub, where he shot him
 MAPBoardgames: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 PipPosit: We can't allow foreign geese to steal our national secrets!
 AdamYMHMI: I love the idea that there's an agency in Virginia that deals with specifically Bruce Springsteen
laundreydhull: neither would be wrong, allegedly
punished_weasel: Springsteen for the memes.
 comrade_cards: The whole assassination was a shitshow, including failed cyanide and failed drowning
 Laserbeaks_Fury: The pentagon is next to Arlington Cemetery, right? Was it a Zombie?
 ElementalAlchemist: oh dang
 Simonark: As an Arlington resident I know a few that just aren’t around much
 ElementalAlchemist: gg Ian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMNIT
 DiscordianTokkan: honse
 Pteraspidomorphi: Hurray!
  mtvcdm: https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2022/feb/03/chicken-caught-us-pentagon-security-checkpoint-defense
 Simonark: We don’t have raccoons as much in Arlington.
 ElementalAlchemist: dang
 SymphonicLolita: chimken??
laundreydhull: oh, a coup?
 skysonglark: no, the horse was in a hospital
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Really?
 LordZarano: Can't arrest horses club
laundreydhull: pffft
Tempest2097: It was later taken to an animal Sanctuary
adept_nekomancer: @skysonglark A horspital, if you will
 WiJohn: @laundreydhull 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: They had to consult Colonel Sanders
  Feriority: @laundreydhull Only one chicken- an attempted coop
 saucemaster5000: @laundreydhull you!!!   
 ani_laurel: I'm a city brat and even I can pick up a chicken
 ElementalAlchemist: 
Tempest2097: They named it Henny Penny
 azureHaights: Feathertanyl
 Mazrae: So that's why the chicken crossed the road
  mtvcdm: Remember, you are giving *one* answer that can be a lie to *both* questions.
 SocraticMethod: Toilet Paper 
 DiscordianTokkan: It was a fowl plot
 GhostValv: I know this one
Angreed66: of note there are two different correct answers
 comrade_cards: Dildos, for both
 DrLigmaPhD: Dick?
 AdamYMHMI: "Bruce Springsteen"
 ani_laurel: oooh
 GredGredmansson: I think I know EITHER of these
 TemporallyAwry: FunkoPops 
 JohnLockeCole: look Birds aren't real man, who knows what the Chicken really was
punished_weasel: I know the second one.
 iris_of_ether: The "Don't fight a cat" thing: https://twitter.com/marginoferror/status/935937659888836609
Tz_BG: nuts
 Simonark: Al Gore was famously a skilled chicken hypnotist, the skill set is now missing from the DC area
 SymphonicLolita: 3
 CaptainSpam: 2
teejayrivers: Tax Returns for both
 emberBecky: 3
 rubikdarkwill: 3
 AdamYMHMI: 3
 ph0enix__42: 3
 airylan: 2
 saucemaster5000: 2
adept_nekomancer: 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
 DiscordianTokkan: 3
 PipPosit: 2
 BigDaddyBland87: 3
 MAPBoardgames: 3
 NonUniqueGuy: 3
 DoodlestheGreat: 1
 Diabore: awwww, none of these are good for either
Tempest2097: 3
 SocraticMethod: The lie has to fit both prompts, The true answers are 2 different things
 DigitalSeahorse: shoes
LeeshaJoy: 3
 Nefarious_Ned: I think I know the funeral home one.
 Pteraspidomorphi: Or well, ideally you want it to fit both but you can always try for a single one
punished_weasel: 3
 DigitalSeahorse: flowers
 Earthenone: its two truths and a a lie 
 TemporallyAwry: We could go with a callback 
 Laserbeaks_Fury: AO3 Fanfics
epsilon_vee: lube that's for their mechanical keyboards, they swear?
SquidVorb: YESSS
 SkylerRingtail: Yuuuup
 Earthenone: no quiplash tonight, so no callbacks 
  mtvcdm: Google's asking me to confirm I'm not a robot again
 DigitalSeahorse: it
 DigitalSeahorse: it's too little gnome
thraximore: @mtvcdm well?
punished_weasel: 7
 Earthenone: !findquote gnome
  LRRbot: Quote #1517: "Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies." —Alex [2015-03-27]
  mtvcdm: @mtvcdm It KEEPS ASKING me that
LeeshaJoy: I'm pretty sure funeral parlors take out hip replacements so they can recycle the metal
thraximore: @mtvcdm maybe you shouldn't act like such a robot then
thraximore: 
 SocraticMethod: @mtvcdm Are you in dorm or do you have shared internet?
 Laserbeaks_Fury: Turning tattoos into permanent memorials is how we get Necronomicons
 saucemaster5000: why turn into a memorial an unforgettable D?
 GredGredmansson: !findquote memorial
  LRRbot: Quote #5248: "You look like someone Kate Winslet would pay to have deleted from her memory." —Cameron [2018-08-07]
Anonyman41: customers can't get Dick is pretty funny
 DrLigmaPhD: @Laserbeaks_Fury Is this a bad thing?
KeytarCat: @mtvcdm I had an operator hang up on my because I was speaking too monotonously
 SkylerRingtail: I think I know this one because of furry Twitter...
 CaptainSpam: I get this feeling one of those is a lie, and that one is going to get a lot of votes for both.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !findquote tattoo
  LRRbot: Quote #6034: "I got this tattoo for crying. After I killed a man. The first one is always the hardest." —Ian, as Enor [2019-05-10]
 GredGredmansson: @Anonyman41 it means two things
drewm1022: Damn incel suez canal blamers.
  mtvcdm: Beej, nice work
 SkylerRingtail: Well damn
 SymphonicLolita: gottem
 GredGredmansson: that's GOTTA be an achievement
 BigDaddyBland87: yes!
 laikagoat:   
 NonUniqueGuy: gottem
 saucemaster5000:  
 Pteraspidomorphi: Damnit matt
 The_Color_Twelve: 
 Diabore: so beej just won yeah
 DigitalSeahorse: nice
 CaptainSpam: Figured "Sex Toys" would get mad points.
 SymphonicLolita: yesss
  mtvcdm: https://jalopnik.com/ever-given-suez-canal-blunder-is-causing-a-garden-gnome-1846698088
 DigitalSeahorse: woot
 Pteraspidomorphi: 
 BigDaddyBland87: dammit I knew it
 DigitalSeahorse: it's too little gnome
  mtvcdm: https://www.cleveland19.com/story/30564502/company-turns-tattoos-into-timeless-memorials/
 SymphonicLolita: 2 for 2! yay
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: nice, got both
 LurkerSpine: woot I got it right
 BigDaddyBland87: got that one at lest
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Leedopo: but there was that whole thing with the BD shipment stuck on the evergiven.
 BigDaddyBland87: IAN!
 TemporallyAwry: IAN!
 GredGredmansson: ian no
 Diabore: 200 points
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like flaying the skin from their flesh?
drewm1022: I mean.  Garden gnomes could be a sex toy if you try hard enough.
 JohnLockeCole: @KeytarCat I worked in a call center and my greeting was Rote enough and my voice has a similar tone to the automatic answering machine voice, that sometimes people would say "Operator" after I finished it
  RomanGoro: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
laundreydhull: dear, Horner....
 TheAinMAP:  
 tehfewl: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes
 Dog_of_Myth: Harsh but fair
Tempest2097: Woo Bad At Guessing
 Diabore: 220 points
  Juliamon: I know for a fact there ARE garden gnome-shaped dildos
Snowcookies: Hivemind is not perfect system
Snowcookies: ty for stream
  mtvcdm: !patreon
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 Earthenone: !patreon
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  mtvcdm: !youtube
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 GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Juliamon corollary to rule 34 is surely that if it exists, there is a dildo of it
  mtvcdm: !store
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 DigitalSeahorse:   
Oreo1369: gg
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/Fibbage4Game/7e9abeebf66e56c56a31726481febcac/
  mtvcdm: !schedule
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HyruleGirl9: but are there dildo shaped garden gnomes
  mtvcdm: !discord
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  mtvcdm: !mastodon
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  mtvcdm: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
Shparky2197: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge are diving into the world of Minecraft Legends on Mine O'Clock! Game: Minecraft Legends) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:05 from now).
hi_im_emily: gesundheit!
 SajuukSjet: The Epoc of LRR
 TheDangerWaffle: nailed it. haha
  mtvcdm: !stortododormreydacom
 vaelhellion: Thanks for a ggreat evening
 ElementalAlchemist: discord.com/gg/lrrwhatever
 DiscordianTokkan: !whichcord
  LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
 Lord_Hosk: THe suez Canal blockage also stopped people from getting sex toys, Bad Dragon had to issue their first ever press release because of how many of their customers couldn't get product.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
laundreydhull: Did stream get that "Don't Google anything I or Ian or Beej say!" quote by Alex?
 coachNelly: thank you hosk
 coachNelly: that makes me feel better
 JohnLockeCole: @ElementalAlchemist ok But now I know that the Dischord 'page does not exist' page is actually a tiny bit funny
terribleplan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
 terribleplan: The 8 years.
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, terribleplan! (Today's storm count: 62)
 saucemaster5000: not to be confused with the board game terraforming mars which has the exact same cover
 SocraticMethod: @Lord_Hosk Really? I would have though they would have issue press releases for product launches
laundreydhull: Terror-Forums?
 BloodnBullets: may not exist... yet
 MAPBoardgames: aye
 DiscordianTokkan: Oooo
 The_Color_Twelve: Miiistur Kennedy
 DiscordianTokkan: Leon! Cheese!
 tehfewl: Mousely is best
 vaelhellion: I worked on one of the Resident Evil games
 vaelhellion: Not one of the good ones though
 MAPBoardgames:  !
Angreed66: Public domain ideas get milked a lot in comics
 BigDaddyBland87: garbage day!
 Lord_Hosk: @Lord_Hosk It may have been their first main stream press release?  I read an article that was reposted on Imgur so its not the most trustworthy source of news.
Styxseus: Premium as in: This is being sold for money
 SocraticMethod: @Lord_Hosk That qualifier would make sense.
 SnackPak_:   
 CaptainSpam: Like, ZOIDS!  Let's get outta here, Scoob!
 DigitalSeahorse: Achtoungue Baby
 DigitalSeahorse: or something
 Gekyouryuu: Ian, my LGS randomly had in a Gojulas the Ogre. how many streams do you think THAT would net?
charlietrotter1: 100
 DigitalSeahorse: truck!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 fastlane250: trucj
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
 I_Am_Clockwork: 5000 Thank for strem
 FarleyF: 1 more month - 1 more month
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 Dog_of_Myth: 
   LoadingReadyRun:  no drawing games tonight, so I had to use what we had for the progress bar 
Nigouki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
 Nigouki: oh right
  LRRbot:  Thanks for subscribing, Nigouki! (Today's storm count: 63)
 KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream!
 TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 I_Am_Clockwork: dangit beej
 Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
 shendaras: So close
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Makrosian_Tae: Beej!
 ElementalAlchemist: Thank you for having us again 
  mtvcdm: !clip
  LRRbot: If you see something funny or particularly noteworthy, make a Clip of it! Your clip could appear in a fortnightly video or be seen at https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun/clips (Please give your clips descriptive names if you want them to be seen!)
 I_Am_Clockwork: I will know
 Phailhammer: cya 
 TheDangerWaffle: Beej
 I_Am_Clockwork: I know all
  mtvcdm: Unless Jordynne puts it in the reel
Snowcookies: bye and goodnight
SquidVorb: Bye
 Raincoast_Bear: Good Night LRRfolk
 DigitalSeahorse: thenkies
Ersas:  
 I_Am_Clockwork: buh bye
 TheDangerWaffle: sea... man?
 I_Am_Clockwork: take care lrr frens
  mtvcdm: Any time you say 'they'll cut this part out' you know they're gonna keep it
 LostThePirate: G'night LRR and Chat! 
 MAPBoardgames: https://clips.twitch.tv/AnnoyingElatedWrenchM4xHeh-n2hVOPCYtUTML9Bv
 TemporallyAwry: !quote beej
  LRRbot: Quote #326: "Completely legal. Probably." —Beej [2015-06-05]
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: https://clips.twitch.tv/QuaintCrunchyAnteaterTriHard-83bXDmYqfcbnWtyU
 LordZarano: @TheDangerWaffle Seam man, he's a tailor
  Juliamon: It's an old quote, but it checks out.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
Snowcookies: night Paul
 DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
 Earthenone: !findquote google
  LRRbot: Quote #7241: "I got to google dongle." —Serge [2020-09-26]
 FarleyF: night paul
 ElementalAlchemist: good advice
 Nigouki: Gnight!
 Strebenherz: VALID.  Good night Paul!
 DiscordianTokkan: And True
  mtvcdm: Truth
 DigitalSeahorse:   
 Saintnex: Night Paul!
 niccus: but what does paul leave us to google
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