TehAmelie: my step-grandma had a big tree. a huge featureless grass lawn with one of the biggest birches i've seen in the middle of it
Metric_Furlong: neat
Metric_Furlong: ( I was contemplating replying to that with a nod to the actual title but decided against it)
TehAmelie: likely it wouldn't tell me anything anyway :3
Metric_Furlong: yeah, obscurity factor is also at work here (shocking, I know)
TehAmelie: such a weird concept if you think about it. imagine having exactly one, big tree
Metric_Furlong: while I was checking how many Furlong Points™ Juliamon had now, I think I found the answer as to why I don't see many guesses these days: of the people who have Furlong Points™, only three of them still show-up in chat much
Metric_Furlong: @TehAmelie yeah, it'd be a pretty deliberate choice
Metric_Furlong: I think there's a scene in an Iranian film sort of related to that topic, but I can't remember the name of it atm
TemporallyAwry: !advice
LRRbot: Never hit F11.
TehAmelie: well, a tree is always popular symbolism
TehAmelie: bah, i must sleep now
IbunWest: merlekWave
TehAmelie: have fun jackin
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m from now).
Metric_Furlong: 'night TehAmelie
jessicaengle: Ahoyhoy
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TimIAm: Happy Monday chat
Calaban161: Hello all
Metric_Furlong: well, poll's hello Calaban161
jessicaengle: Time to see what's in the box
Metric_Furlong: *hello Calaban161
Metric_Furlong: jessicaengle possibly jack
Earthenone: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the abyss!
Dog_of_Myth: Good evening chat.
Metric_Furlong: hello Dog_of_Myth
Mcgwee: Hello!
Manae: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s ago).
irenrose: Morning
Metric_Furlong: I should probably wrap the poll-up before we go live
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap
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Manae: lrrCREEPL lrrCREEPR
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
shurtal: gonna box some jacks tonight?
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TheAinMAP: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
SnackPak_: lrrSIG
MAPBoardgames: lrrSIG HolidayPresent lrrSIG
IbunWest: lrrSIG setsuDance merlekDance lrrSIG
Metric_Furlong: looks like the next anime on my watch list (as determined by the voters in chat) is: Granbelm
Manae: lrrSIG lrrSIG lrrSIG
airylan: lrrSIG
Earthenone: lrrSIG
fastlane250: lrrSIG We get signal! lrrSIG
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DeM0nFiRe: lrrSIG
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Mcgwee: Yo!
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Matsunen: larryfishPride
Metric_Furlong: Golden Boy, Gin'Iro no Olynssis and The Girl in Twilight well be sent into long list rotation
Metric_Furlong: thank you to everyone who voted
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FarleyF: 99 Boxes of Jack on the wall, 99 Boxes of Jack
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TemporallyAwry: !quote jack
LRRbot: Quote #6578: "One of these days I will have a friend group that can rotate cushions for me." —cheetoJack [2019-11-15]
Mischievous_Catgeist: hiya everyone
Metric_Furlong: hello Mischievous_Catgeist
NonUniqueGuy: Hello
They_Are_Alyx: Adam POG
Calaban161: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the office sweatband
saucemaster5000: insert hello and time for jacking it joke here
TemporallyAwry: !now
gualdhar subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 70 months!
gualdhar: Nice++;
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SaxPython: lrrSHINE
Mischievous_Catgeist: !badadvice
LRRbot: Sail up your mother.
Metric_Furlong: hello NonUniqueGuy and saucemaster5000
matthaus_c: !vaselineorbarcodealloneword
LRRbot: Barcode!
LRRTwitter: @loadingreadyrun> Time for Crossing the Streams! Tonight is Jackbox night, so let's try to Survive the Internet, do our JobJob and not Split the Room. http://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun 📷 https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FwxVRqAaYAEucnQ.jpg || https://www.twitter.com/loadingreadyrun/status/1660798226155577344
TemporallyAwry: !findquote barcode
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
kusinohki: meows
NonUniqueGuy: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: the single Livin' in a box from the album Livin' in a box by the band Livin' in a box.
IbunWest: Don’t you want to split the room
jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!!!! <3
Mazrae: Yay made it just in time
NonUniqueGuy: I thought we did want to split the room
Mischievous_Catgeist: here to enjoy the jacking while im waiting to see if my flower will bloom tonight <3
TemporallyAwry: @jacqui_lantern234 sergePrideLove - thank you for your positivity
HbombAndFriends: Time to dot the “i”s & cross the streams!
CAKHost: Hello everyone!
IbunWest: Road quest merlekComf
LostThePirate: Ah, that lovely RQ music zsrJAM
northos: @Mischievous_Catgeist ...are we doing phrasing anymore? :p
TemporallyAwry: !phrasing
LRRbot: Have we ever done phrasing? Like, actually?
jessicaengle: RQ love <3
Tugs_Keng: wait these crazy people are going to play jack box I can't wait to watch
MAPBoardgames: I always get goosebumps listening to the RQ theme.
Mazrae: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
matthaus_c: !findquote jack
LRRbot: Quote #2179: "You're gonna jack the stream? That's dangerous, Ian!" —Heather [2016-03-27]
KevlarGiraffe: Good evening everyone!
Strebenherz: Good evenin!
HbombAndFriends: Wassssssup!
MrGibberish: Hello friends!
Leedopo: jerkberks!
Strebenherz: !findquote jackbox
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
KingOfDoma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 116 months!
KingOfDoma: 116 months? That's almost ten years!
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Metric_Furlong: hello KevlarGiraffe, Strebenherz, HbombAndFriends and MrGibberish
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fastlane250: this gun b gud
LordZarano: jlrrCooltunes
FacelessManAboutTown: woweeBoi
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: What's up folks! Just graduated from my masters program today, couldn't ask for a better way to end the day!😊
TheAinMAP: Hello.
emberBecky: o/
jessicaengle: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo jlrrPongchamp jlrrPongchamp jlrrPongchamp jlrrPongchamp
damn_i_am_pretty: Someone help Nelly, he
GhostValv: o7
NevermorePainting: Alex, Beej, AND ADAM? This gonna be fire
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PharaohBender27: @I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo Congratulations! tqsHype
NotCainNorAbel: What a great group!
lackingsanity: Congrats!
TheWriterAleph: LUL
CAKHost: Look at all these boxes containing people!
jacqui_lantern234: :O Ian "Our Boy" Horner
damn_i_am_pretty: hai people
paronomasiac042: oho, a sausage-fest-in-a-box
SnackPak_: o7
Metric_Furlong: Ian.
red_shoes_jeff: benginO7
SaxPython: Sigint o7
Mischievous_Catgeist: remember guys this is nellys first time
Phailhammer: o7
shurtal: Ian is secretly GW
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HbombAndFriends: lrrIAN lrrADAM lrrBEEEJ lrrMATT lrrNELSON lrrALEX
jacqui_lantern234: also IAN YES!!!
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jessieimproved: lrrIAN lrrADAM lrrBEEEJ lrrALEX lrrNELSON lrrMATT
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NonUniqueGuy: Wow, Nelly is playing Jackbox for the first time.
saucemaster5000: Quiet didn't make the cut
Strebenherz: Not a minute in and Ian is channeling full Ian. Yes.
NotCainNorAbel: Hello
jacqui_lantern234: lrrPAUL <3
HbombAndFriends: lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrPAUL lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART lrrHEART
Earthenone: !patreon
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matthaus_c: We, the people?!
SymphonicLolita: hi paul
MrGibberish: lrrPAUL lrrSHINE
paronomasiac042: i thought paul was on the ones and zeroes
ElFuzzy subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 113 months!
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Metric_Furlong: This is our fault!
MAPBoardgames: lrrPAUL is always watching...
jacqui_lantern234: A B C - Always Love Paul
fastlane250: lrrPAUL is omnipresent
Earthenone: !store
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saucemaster5000: @matthaus_c didn't say people
Earthenone: !youtube
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matthaus_c: @saucemaster5000 we need to keep up appearances
coachNelly: appreciate all the good luck for my first time <3
Mazrae: Is it just me or is the audio off just a little
Dog_of_Myth: Go on....
ani_laurel: we do
baltimore_667083: Yeah the audio is out of sync for me too
saucemaster5000: who doesn't?
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rosesmcgee: someone cut his mic!
magical_writer: Preach the truth
lackingsanity: All holidays are made up
NevermorePainting: Are we fighting the french AGAIN
They_Are_Alyx: Quebec is..special
Diabore: WHEEL
gualdhar: Adam's coming back particularly punchy tonight
Earthenone: solid code
laikagoat: CHUG!
Drasvin subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
Drasvin: The meme number!
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jacqui_lantern234: to be fair, more people should hate the british monarchy
DiscordianTokkan: CHUG code
Loonatic93: So, if you live in Manitoba, is it Winnipeg Day?
Forgebold subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 64 months!
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MAPBoardgames: Chug! Chug Chug!\
lirazel64: Love seeing you, lrrADAM
PharaohBender27: CHUG
HbombAndFriends: I hear Victoria was quite the patriot, though. ;)
MrGibberish: CHUG
TemporallyAwry: :p ... don't worry, the French have opinions about you calling the Quebec "French"
NonUniqueGuy: CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!
e_bloc: CHUG
DelphineSynastria: if your hallucinations include the Wheel of Enormous Proportions, seek professional guidance immediately.
CururuGuasu: That wheel’s proportions are quite enormous
jessicaengle: The rest of Canada hates the French?
BigDaddyBland87: Oh good I didn't miss the start
micalovits: Not might, it WILL be shown
MAPBoardgames: Your question WILL be shown
IbunWest: All questions are shown
e_bloc: Cheer1120 CHUG
Dog_of_Myth: CHUG
IbunWest: Only one is answered
Mischievous_Catgeist: all questions will be shown
coachNelly: CHUG
DoodlestheGreat: Your question WILL be shown. In the credits on the right side.
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LordZarano: ALL the questions are shown in the credits scroll
laikagoat: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
coachNelly: whatup ty jackbox
SaxPython: lrrSHINE KomodoHype lrrSHINE
ChaoticObserver: Oh good evening Jackbox
Dog_of_Myth: PogChamp PogChamp
nyperold: Yeah, "MIGHT" is for your icebreaker answers in Job Job.
aitsu100: HI JBG
NightValien28: nightv22Poggers
Mischievous_Catgeist: oh hey jackbox
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rasterscan: Did Adam get a question in?
DoodlestheGreat: Hey there, JB!
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JackboxGames: 👋
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Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to JackboxGames! They have given 1247 Gift Subs in the channel!
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jessicaengle: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
Earthenone: any stargate fans? :P
Dog_of_Myth: Ah yes, Coyote
Ristow: Persona coming in clutch on this
tehfewl: Any Persona Fans
CouldntPickAUsername: You rang?
SkylerRingtail: Oh howdy Jackbox folks
CouldntPickAUsername: @Earthenone You Rang?
BrowneePoints: there are more h's than you think
SajuukSjet: isn't Io multiple?
CodeIndigo: Is anyone having luck getting in via mobile app? I keep getting "Room Not Found"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I got this
Earthenone: @CouldntPickAUsername just a free win for us on this round
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam lrrALEX
ShadowFirelaw: *Waves*
NotCainNorAbel: whT?
BrowneePoints: no it's Seth
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
BrowneePoints: the TH is hard t
ani_laurel: It's Seth
BrowneePoints: and it's tote thoth
jacqui_lantern234: its both Set and Seth
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gestures at statue of Thoth on my altar
DigitalSeahorse: Seth pronounced Set?
BrowneePoints: yes
nyperold: I missed Hathor.
ani_laurel: shockingly, translation is ambigious
sydnius: Matt, from IKEA
BrowneePoints: th is hard T
Alex_Frostfire: Technically, both are accepted spellings, right?
SocraticMethod: Matt is very quiet
eric_christian_berg: Seth is the Hellenic version.
saucemaster5000: it wasn't english, seth has been translated as sett, set, and seth
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse It depends on who you ask
boristhewizard: Midsommar )
aitsu100: i got nelly for this one
rasterscan: Pfffthahahaha. Midsommar.
SymphonicLolita: alien vs predator is my favorite romcom
DigitalSeahorse: a Set of Seths
jacqui_lantern234: NELLY LUL
NimrodXIV: uhhhh NO
gualdhar: oh, there's some not-2000s options, sneaky
CururuGuasu: Alien vs Predator is definitely
TimIAm: I love their Murders
zimmercj: Seth is the greek-ised version, Set is more traditional
aitsu100: AVP was a Romcom
Metric_Furlong: famous 2000s film, Breakfast at Tiffany's
micalovits: A v P Is totally a rom-com
LurkerSpine: does 2000s mean 2000-2010, or like, all of the century?
Loonatic93: Deliver Us From Eva was that new Eva Reboot, right?
eric_christian_berg: Depends on what you find funny, I suppose.
SentientRatKing: That is annoying that they used an alternate spelling. Hate when trivia gives you answers that are easy to get wrong on a technicality.
Nuurgle: the first 20 mins is just the main girl crying
BigDaddyBland87: ah yes AVP...they will they or won't they is really tense
BrowneePoints: @zimmercj sɛθ
Thefluffiestguineapig: Different eras of heiroglphyics experts apply different methods of pronunciation because all the vowels are missing
FacelessManAboutTown: Or if you find the face huggers sexy
Metric_Furlong: it was the recap film Kappa
BrowneePoints: th is definitely there
MrGibberish: @lurkerspine Probably decade
CururuGuasu: Alex’s internet is haunted
NimrodXIV: I mean, my brain started singing Hammer Time during -that- scene, so it was kind of funny
DigitalSeahorse: pull over while wearing a pull over
TheMerricat: Midsommar is the Wicker Cage like movie, right chat? The one where a group of kids go visit a strange cult/village and participate in their summer festival?
CururuGuasu: Gunk
Earthenone: the James round
DiscordianTokkan: jlrrPunch jlrrPunch
Favre_the_Undead: thunk
HbombAndFriends: Funk
aitsu100: skunk
ghyllnox: Crunk
MAPBoardgames: Crunk!
SquidVorb: Did I miss much?
Alexthu: monk
HbombAndFriends: Monk
SymphonicLolita: junk
CouldntPickAUsername: frunk
HbombAndFriends: Dunk
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hunk
Juliamon: SquidVorb Nope, first game
FacelessManAboutTown: Cunk
CururuGuasu: Bunk
TheAinMAP: jlrrPunch
undecided44: Punk
red_shoes_jeff: Rich
FacelessManAboutTown: Squnk
CodeIndigo: drunk?
HbombAndFriends: Shrunk
SentientRatKing: lunk
DigitalSeahorse: one more
CodeIndigo: skunk
LordZarano: jlrrPunch
Mazrae: Spunk
FacelessManAboutTown: Smunk
ghyllnox: Flunk
HbombAndFriends: Sunk
SquidVorb: Grunk
zimmercj: Crunk
saucemaster5000: they got a good dad who quite showbiz to be a good father?
CodeIndigo: spunk
DigitalSeahorse: punk
DigitalSeahorse: dunk
undecided44: Bunk
DigitalSeahorse: runk
DigitalSeahorse: gunk
Texan_Reverend: I thought the incorrect ' placement in Bridget Jone's Diary was a fakeout, and I would have gotten it wrong as a result.
DigitalSeahorse: junk
sharkeyandthewizard: slunk
TemporallyAwry: Anyone try Chunk :p
DigitalSeahorse: funk
paronomasiac042: why do we have so many long words when we didn't use all the short ones?
DigitalSeahorse: efelunk
LurkerSpine: spin that wheel
SaxPython: @DigitalSeahorse is that a pokemon?
MAPBoardgames: Slice his face!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a sentencd
LadyAiluros: Have you met us???
emberBecky: >.>
SentientRatKing: @paronomasiac042 Real answer a lot of long words are either from other languages or technical terms from greek or latin.
BusTed: It's more likely than you think.
micalovits: Nooo, we would neveeeer
NonUniqueGuy: Go Left
Baldrash: They really gotta stop trusting us with that.
jacqui_lantern234: hey, im NEVER trouble
Mazrae: never.....shhhh
jacqui_lantern234: (i lied)
Mischievous_Catgeist: we demand banana to behave
BigDaddyBland87: Have you met me? I'm me!
Dog_of_Myth: We're the good trouble.
DigitalSeahorse: SaxPython it's a kin to woozles and tiggers are afraid of both of them
eric_christian_berg: I enjoy German's tendency to make long words by gluing together a bunch of little ones.
TemporallyAwry: Luck is a game of skill lrrBEEJ
Nuurgle: Spin Me like one of your Right Rounds
DigitalSeahorse: woot
PharaohBender27: @eric_christian_berg Though admittedly, they're even fonder of just stretching out sentences with dependent clauses :p
saucemaster5000: someone is based
xantos69: Notice Alex's skill here.
DigitalSeahorse: this whole sunshine game is bullony
theamc2000: rainbow
DigitalSeahorse: I don't think there are rules
hi_im_emily: spin spin spin!
laikagoat: again
CururuGuasu: This is new…
Strebenherz: Eat the rich!
Alas_Babylon: This is the most arbitrary game on the list by far
Mazrae: Just spin as much as you want
Critterbot: Huh...
Earthenone: maybe this wheel was added for pride?
SentientRatKing: Yeah and you get that with a lot of the greek and latin ones too. Like Hypodermic is just a combination of hypo: below and dermic: skin
MAPBoardgames: keep spining!
NonUniqueGuy: Spin some more
eric_christian_berg: @PharaohBender27 All about length with the Germans.
DeM0nFiRe: Reported for hacking. Alex is gonna be banned from competitive jackbox
mick_myage: keep spinning
AtomicAlchemical: Wait YEARS?! Oh... oh no
micalovits: There is a timer in the top right
laikagoat: yep
PharaohBender27: @eric_christian_berg tqsLOL
theamc2000: good spins
MAPBoardgames: hehehe
Malkmaven1176: All hail The Wheel!
micalovits: Yes, Chaos time!
shendaras: Skillful spins
TemporallyAwry: lrrHAM !!!
MadWolf1290 subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 53 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, MadWolf1290! (Today's storm count: 35)
xantos69: Get those points!
jacqui_lantern234: GET
Favre_the_Undead: lose
emberBecky: get! everyone's rich!
BigDaddyBland87: welp time for some chaos
paronomasiac042: GET
Strebenherz: LOSE
Twilight_Spark: Sell sell sell
Forgebold: *votes "get points"* "I am a benevolent god"
CururuGuasu: Get for great chaos
SquidVorb: LOSE
red_shoes_jeff: LOSE
LordZarano: Lose points! Make it last longer!
micalovits: We haven't gotten banana, lose!
aitsu100: lose
zimmercj: #chaoticallyevil
Mollylele: this is barely structurally a game
Critterbot: Woooow...
mtvcdm: Oh that was NARROW
PharaohBender27: sparkl171Shocked
jacqui_lantern234 dabs
BigDaddyBland87: split the room
Alex_Frostfire: Split the Room!
Earthenone: good split
DiscordianTokkan: 51! Dang
laikagoat: boo
MAPBoardgames: Split. That. Room!
GhostValv: well I wouldn't go that far
saucemaster5000: they're on the side of the 1%
korvys: !quote Adam
LRRbot: Quote #5674: "I think Twitch chat's great." —Adam [2019-01-03]
MilkInBags: no justice
KeytarCat: The wheel finished on adam!
sheqesi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
sheqesi: Jackbox party time!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, sheqesi! (Today's storm count: 36)
SnackPak_: sergeHi
jacqui_lantern234: hello children
TheDangerWaffle: Hejo
zimmercj: @Strebenherz So the opposite of US elections? Kappa
DigitalSeahorse: chidrens
paronomasiac042: !findquote children
LRRbot: Quote #6448: "As with most things, we must blame the children." —Graham [2019-10-01]
SquidVorb: Wait the room code is CHUG?
DigitalSeahorse: hi kid lrrGOAT
SentientRatKing: Oh no Ian
jacqui_lantern234: rip ian
LeeshaJoy: Is "The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight" an actual movie?
TheDangerWaffle: Chug chug chug chug
mick_myage: famous actor Greg De Niro
TemporallyAwry: Ian doesn't know celebrities, and instead knows birds. I think Ian is winning PrideShrug
jacqui_lantern234: tiltyhPLS
Thefluffiestguineapig: The what war
mtvcdm: If the movie doesn't exist, that means he's not in it
CodeIndigo: @LeeshaJoy I think it was a Disney flick from the 70s?
Tugs_Keng: was he in goncharov?
mick_myage: alex submit...
Loonatic93: What? No Rocky & Bullwinkle?
korvys: He was
saucemaster5000: none of these are rocky and bullwinkle, the only robert de niro performance that mattered
SymphonicLolita: this is an entire list of movies I haven't seen
DigitalSeahorse: submit to me
GredGredmansson: why did I think he was in Mamma Mia 2? I SAW that movie
AtrusOfMyst: That was Robert DePierce Brosnan
mtvcdm: Only mostly adorable?
CodeIndigo: He was amazing at The Game Awards last year
GredGredmansson: Brosnan was in both of them, he doesn't count
gualdhar: It's ok, it's real easy for this group to overlook De Niro. He's got a short temper too
TemporallyAwry: Sorry, was one of those Nugget?!
hi_im_emily: how did i just now notice that the room code is CHUG
SkylerRingtail: Easy peasy
paronomasiac042: is a gosling a baby ryan?
korvys: Ryan Goslings
Mischievous_Catgeist: alligator calf
zerotkatama: lrrMATT
Scarbble: are you down with the cygnets?
IbunWest: A signet is a baby Mox
Simonark: Wow, way to grub it in
paronomasiac042: large dr. pepper with no ice
zimmercj: Grahm where u at?
DigitalSeahorse: the salad with the dressing
saucemaster5000: the answer is "yes"
Alas_Babylon: If you work at an elementary school during summer school in 103 degree heat, you'll know full well just how cute maggots are
baltimore_667083: Old style fries beats everything cause the beef tallow
fastlane250: They don't even have salad anymore
Simonark: Oh, McDonald's salads have a TON of calories
GhostValv: carbs are rough
DigitalSeahorse: anything with sugar gonna be more
Alex_Frostfire: Sugar is calorie-dense.
BrowneePoints: 510 calories for a large fry
jessieimproved: Sugar and dairy
Juliamon: Cinnamon rolls' carbohydrate content is what makes it rough
BrowneePoints: or 530
BrowneePoints: american large*
hi_im_emily: li'l mac
micalovits: Anything deep fried is NOT healthy
saucemaster5000: yeah, people are always thrown by carb calories
Mischievous_Catgeist: a big mac is a salad
mtvcdm: When they say you're not in trouble you're always totally in trouble
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WriterRaven: jark barks! =D
SpoonfullOfSugar: Remember this is probably American sizes for fries and drinks
Simonark: Iced tea or diet drinks are why the calorie counts have a big range
WriterRaven: Is this game 1 or have I missed some?
paronomasiac042: the "big mac" is one of the smallest burgers on the regualr menu.
DigitalSeahorse: uranium, 50000 years of calories
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger voxlunGeiger voxlunGeiger
Dog_of_Myth: Game one @WriterRaven
WriterRaven: yey!
mtvcdm: Matt's getting close.
MilkInBags: rigged
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Mudd_II: A number of months
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mtvcdm: Matt's REAL close.
baltimore_667083: Whataburger inflates everything calories cause they use large cups for medium drinks (but for medium shakes they use medium cups)
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
MilkInBags: the fun in mario party is when RNG decides of the winner :)
paronomasiac042: most!
micalovits: Rich get richer!
mtvcdm: Fewest puts Matt on the winner wheel.
Mischievous_Catgeist: give banana we be kind
BigDaddyBland87: yeet the rich
MrGibberish: Matt
paronomasiac042: "rich get richer" ends the game fastest
iris_of_ether: seabatTROG seabatTROG seabatTROG
SquidVorb: Brexit numbers
saucemaster5000: we failed him
mtvcdm: Oh right, power slice.
hi_im_emily: one in three...
Dog_of_Myth: Chaos
DiscordianTokkan: lol
Cephallope: PrideLaugh
jacqui_lantern234: LUL adam
BigDaddyBland87: Adam came in spicy today
Azralorne: If y'all hate this game so much why are you playing it
saucemaster5000: you ever have those game nights where the new player realizes you all love monopoly?
aitsu100: this game is hell
Dog_of_Myth: I love this game
Brozard: seabatBRAIN
Nuurgle: it's just a series of coin flips, basically SF6
rosesmcgee: It's mario party with trivia
SmithKurosaki: This one is pretty RNG, but it's fun
Tangsm: At least the wheel stares back.
mtvcdm: Round 3!
BrowneePoints: well at least you're handsome
jacqui_lantern234: this game is an allegory for purgatory
YeomanAres: It's a game of luck disguised as trivia
aitsu100: its like if magic was trivia
CururuGuasu: An enormous wheel!
Drasvin: The design concept is a trivia game that you can win even if you're bad at trivia
TheWooglie: the perfect ending would be Adam winning
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah Adam that's pretty much how I felt about it the one time I played it on a stream
Earthenone: it is wheel into jeopardy
MilkInBags: street fighter tournament resolved with a coin flip
Earthenone: it was a mainstay in my house
DigitalSeahorse: welp
emberBecky: it was always jeopardy into wheel for us
fastlane250: Depends on the order the station scheduled them in, both are syndicated
UnnnaturalD20 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 44 months!
UnnnaturalD20: That's 4 elevens
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red_shoes_jeff: Some of these take place in multiple decades.
BrowneePoints: Hey momma welcome to the SIXTIES
mtvcdm: Beej now also in a winning position.
DigitalSeahorse: Alex's cam went blurry
TheWooglie: I don't think any were time travel movies
Pywodwagon: none of those movies have time travel
DigitalSeahorse: lrrALEX dream fog cam
DigitalSeahorse: lol
DigitalSeahorse: there we go
GredGredmansson: Captain America comes closest
zimmercj: I voted Bean-j
kdefinition: Heh, Lima BEANS!
randombillfolds: Wannabeans.
MilkInBags: bean dad
CodeIndigo: like human beans
sydnius: kitty beans
TemporallyAwry: !findquote bean
LRRbot: Quote #3927: "I've been hungover, but never baked beans in public hungover." —Cameron [2017-02-02]
CodeIndigo: or mean beans
CouldntPickAUsername: ! add quote Adam 'huh.... Lima'
KaleidoscopeMind: toe beans
thavleifrim: fallguy bean
Leedopo: legume hunterz
Metric_Furlong: Rowan Atkinson...
bytecaster: They missed "fall guy beans"
bytecaster: Also "cat beans"
MilkInBags: LUL
SaxPython: lol
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
HbombAndFriends: They named a bean after Zachary Quinto?
Fredbob108: Lima lmao
SquidVorb: LUL
zerragonoss: Because cooking definition is different than science definition and that is ok.
saucemaster5000: Adam has earned his paycheck for this awful game
jacqui_lantern234: LUL good bit streamers
MilkInBags: bofave a nice day
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Juliamon: Chickpeas make great tofu btw!
tehfewl: i don't pay for a garbanzo bean...
emberBecky: garbanzo is best bean
CururuGuasu: I like this game. It’s wacky
DigitalSeahorse: pinto is same as baked beans I think
paronomasiac042: there actually is a difference between garbanzo beans and chickpeas: i've never paid to have a garbanzo bean on my face
Strebenherz: The gremlin energy is off the charts tonight XD
jacqui_lantern234: have yall heard of "Bofa"? Bofa Deez reminders that youre loved AGGRESSIVELY!!!!!
SquidVorb: Yahoo! Mail is huge
mtvcdm: Baidu is a Chinese social media app.
DigitalSeahorse: sorta
Leedopo: baidu is mainland china
SquidVorb: Baidu is China's Google
zimmercj: The Hub
jacqui_lantern234: Baidu Deez Nutz
Mischievous_Catgeist: go adam!
Metric_Furlong: She's a character in Genshin Impact Kappa
laikagoat: its the actual webpage, not the app, i think
CodeIndigo: Erykah's last name?
SaxPython: KomodoHype lrrADAM KomodoHype
Twilight_Spark: Adam just sandbagging on trivia.
MilkInBags: adam knows the pulse of the trogs
MilkInBags: Facebook over Google is wild
mtvcdm: Three people can win, and Adam's close with the power slice.
Metric_Furlong: @MilkInBags there's a lot of old people with internet access
mtvcdm: Only Ian's a distance away from the 20K mark.
rosesmcgee: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
Earthenone: teemo?
HbombAndFriends: Anyone’s got a shot here… except Ian
WowoT: adam checked out of this game after the first round XD
Seth_Erickson: LUL
mtvcdm: Adam?
hi_im_emily: i h
LeeshaJoy: ugh, temu seems skeevy as hell just from the ads
shurtal: i don't wanna shop like a billionaire, thank you
GredGredmansson: people also don't tend to spend a long time ON googld
LurkerSpine: those ads are so annoying for temu
TheMerricat: Temu
the_semicolon: This game is made worse by Trivia Murder Party making the "randomness" fun instead of a wheel.
hi_im_emily: i keep getting temu ads and i fucking hate it
CAKHost: I have seen so many ads for Temu.
Angreed66: matt has to hit 40k to be in contention
Thefluffiestguineapig: @the_semicolon Agreed
ChaoticObserver: And it lands on the one person who doesn't hit the number
TheMerricat: I assumed Temu was the new wish.com not the new Alibaba
MilkInBags: so this game is about exerting yourself to answer really tough trivia questions, and then bullshit RNG decides if you lose?
BrowneePoints: the CREEEEEAAAAM of the crop
CAKHost: I think the one time I tried to browse on their website, they wouldn't let me unless I login...
shurtal: Macho Madness is gonna run wild
blip2004: I've been getting Temu ads that have unrealistic prices. like $2.50 low
mtvcdm: Nelly for the game...
BrowneePoints: no, the trivia gives you better chances
kusinohki: I keep seeing "$7 nintendo switch" temu adds. nothing screams 'scam' louder...
BrowneePoints: but yes it's rng, to make it more fair for people who are ass at trivia
MilkInBags: it's 50/50, either he wins or he loses
Dog_of_Myth: Nelly's first win!!
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
MilkInBags: #brag
bytecaster: Wheel of Enormous Proportions is all about the mental
Chatstone: skill
Simonark: No team can match Beej and Adam. Just like in Death Race 2000 and cricket.
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
Veshnikard: Nelly just wanted it more
They_Are_Alyx: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
jacqui_lantern234: hello highlights
Mischievous_Catgeist: on his first time!
NonUniqueGuy: Nelly winning on his first time on the Jackbox
MilkInBags: Nelson do you feel accomplished?
MilkInBags: LUL
TheAinMAP: lrrNELSON FallWinning
ani_laurel: As a Calgarian....
Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NevermorePainting: DUNK
BrowneePoints: true
SymphonicLolita: I mean,
ani_laurel: TRUE
DigitalSeahorse: xD
SmithKurosaki: omg
iris_of_ether: Ahahaha
SaxPython: NotLikeThis
TemporallyAwry: That tracks jlrrPongchamp
BigDaddyBland87: wow
DaxStrife: My question is always the same: why do piranha plant have bone in it?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
TimIAm: I only know about the prairies because Graham and Beej once played a W+P set in Portage La Prairie
DigitalSeahorse: NO
Calaban161: Mood
KingOfDoma: Bioware, baybee
MilkInBags: imagine being in the suburbs of edmonton
DigitalSeahorse: never again :P
baltimore_667083: Fair enough
Thefluffiestguineapig: Same principle for how people hate the Midwest in the US
jacqui_lantern234: more like ass-scratchewan
Loonatic93: Only thing the Prairies have is Wildfires.
Fredbob108: gg
MilkInBags: isn't it giant tiger out there?
micalovits: Good question Ian
TemporallyAwry: MGS4 PrideLaugh ... really?
shurtal: Zellers was for RICH PEOPLE
CouldntPickAUsername: I used to work at Value Village, it sucked
SaxPython: A+ ? Ian
Orlantia: Adam only had bunny hugs to keep him company
hi_im_emily: ian, that is unanswerable
baltimore_667083: The best part is wherever the trains are
MilkInBags: it was a well full of oil
TotallyNotaBeholder: Bob's Gas?
saucemaster5000: Adam grew up in "the last picture show"
Simonark: An oil well with a hand pump
Driosenth: Greg's Gas and Go
TheDangerWaffle: Lol
CodeIndigo: it was kerosene and you had to siphon it with a drinking straw
CouldntPickAUsername: we had a gas station and a chain that was it
eric_christian_berg: Got on the BBS, upload both ways!
BigDaddyBland87: Ian which ending...MGS4 has a 2 hour ending cutscene
MichaelSnowbird: A Piggly Wiggly?
BrowneePoints: my state invented Kum n Go soooooo
SymphonicLolita: it really does
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Loonatic93 Hey, when they are allowed to cycle naturally they actually are essential for the life cycles of certain plants
KevlarGiraffe: And BC
Simonark: Was it "Canadian-Chinese Food" or "Chinese-Canadian Food"?
Phailhammer: Same with Australia. That and a pub.
sgowell: Gas station in Saskatchewan
sgowell: Corner gas?
CodeIndigo: my town had a Chinese restaurant before it had a McDonald's
DigitalSeahorse: mmmmmmm
MilkInBags: chinese know how to manage the land
Loonatic93: @Loonatic93 That's great! Just keep the freaking smoke up there!
red_shoes_jeff: TIL Adam Savidan spent his early life as a background character on Corner Gas.
korvys: "You WILL open a chinese food restaurant" "But I'm Polish?"
mtvcdm: Did you have a Slap'n'Dash? A WeeWee? Or at least a J.C. Hootenanny's?
LeeshaJoy: that reminds me, I gotta read The Fortune Cookie Chronicles one of these days
CodeIndigo: @korvys nobody's perfect
FacelessManAboutTown: They did that with Thai food too
ani_laurel: basically, Chinese people knew there would be a market for something new
DigitalSeahorse: divvy up the msg
MilkInBags: Hats? Next to Soup?
Loonatic93: We had a Pump 'n Munch in Katoland.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BrowneePoints: Americanized Chinese was immigrants doing the best they could with new ingredients and a new pickier market
jacqui_lantern234: THANK YOU adam
DoodlestheGreat: Kinda how a Cambodian refugee sponsored all the donut shops in Los Angeles. And it's why they all use pink boxes.
ani_laurel: a lot of Chinese people stayed in rural areas after the railroad went through
TimIAm: Is this an Anti Heritage Moment lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: A tiny town in Ireland where I worked on an archaeology dig had three pubs, a tiny grocery store and the best Indian food I have ever had.
SymphonicLolita: we sure translated perfectly usable names
LeeshaJoy: my dudes I grew up in rural Idaho in a community of under 300 people
Simonark: At least Moose Jaw was named for Brian Mulroney. So it's ok to hate it.
jacqui_lantern234: LUL ADAM
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ani_laurel: Head-Smashed-In is still that name
quatoria: bling blong! bling blong!
iris_of_ether: Is there a gas leak in here? :D
DigitalSeahorse: flip flopped the flim flam
jacqui_lantern234: theres a town in canada called Dildo
MilkInBags: Elbow, next to Lick
SymphonicLolita: oh yeah I know where that is
Loonatic93: Ding Dong Man! Ding Dong! Ding Dong Yo!
PharaohBender27: That scans
DigitalSeahorse: El BOW
aWabbajack: HahaShrugLeft feliciaToronto HahaShrugRight
SymphonicLolita: it sure is a place
ani_laurel: Calgary's Blackfoot name is literally Embow (Mokhintsis)
Critterbot: Okay my mostly bearded gentlemen, I must go to bed. Goodnight!
CodeIndigo: I live near Beaver, which is west of Intercourse
red_shoes_jeff: They named it after tossing a guy named Flynn off a cliff. Flynn Flung.
WowoT: if you crashed your car was it called hitting your funny bone?
MichaelSnowbird: Early settlers apparently not known for imagination
saucemaster5000: 2 casualties, never forget
baltimore_667083: My state has a town called Hooker
TimIAm: That would be Saskatechwon't
offbeatwitch: uk and ireland have the same vibe where you can be in the middle of fucking nowhere and be assured there's a pub nearby that's older than the USA
SaxPython: The Great Canadian Schism
korvys: Good segue, Ian
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Seahorse feliciaToronto digita435Octo
PharaohBender27: Oooh, been a while since they've played this one
FacelessManAboutTown: Good transition streamer
MilkInBags: let's talk shit about Sask for one more hour
Texan_Reverend: For a while, I lived near Cut and Shoot, Texas.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think no one comes close to rural England as far as weird inexplicable town/street names
Metric_Furlong: @MichaelSnowbird see also: about half of the places in the USA being named after places in Europe Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: The Diefenbunker rules
SymphonicLolita: Diefenbaker, my favorite lake that's just a flooded valley
HavenDragon: there's an Elbow Lane near one of the schools i went to
TheMerricat: "The village was originally called River View. Its' name was changed to "Elbow" which got its name from the bend in the South Saskatchewan River, resembling a bent arm, on March 1, 1909 and was incorporated on April 6, 1909."
Pywodwagon: theres a town in Texas named Benjamin Wheeler
airylan: The Diefenbunker has an escape room now
jacqui_lantern234: if he was into finance, would he be a Diefen-Banker
DigitalSeahorse: I went to the Diefenbaker
Simonark: Hey, every Canadian has a tragic curse to be from somewhere. Kitchener, Ontario is merely the one I escaped.
DigitalSeahorse: it was a school
Shparky2197: YAY! First live join in a while
ani_laurel: THey almost sold the Diefenbunker to the Hell's Angels
mtvcdm: Lies. Surviving the Internet is impossible.
SmithKurosaki: @Simonark My condolences, signed a Guelphite
LordZarano: QRCI
MilkInBags: why is graham doing the intro?
LoadingReadyRun: Code is QRCI
WowoT: QRCI if anyone cant find it
SymphonicLolita: yeah I'll eat a whole bag of hawkins
Simonark: @SmithKurosaki My mother's from Guelph!
DigitalSeahorse: I'm bearly surviving irl
PharaohBender27: @Simonark Did we chat about Kitchener during DB2021? I remember talking to someone from there talking about it
Mischievous_Catgeist: paul spitting facts
Earthenone: remember, softballs only! :)
Simonark: @PharaohBender27 That's not impossible!
Seth_Erickson: we're all just stupid as shit turns out
saucemaster5000: Adults only win in America because of guns
mtvcdm: Yep, be sure to tee up your partner in this.
SmithKurosaki: @Simonark Im jealous of your mempry
Angreed66: Nobody ever votes on ridiculous but on funny for this one for some reason
PharaohBender27: @Simonark I recall discussion about that city's Oktoberfest having kicked off the conversation, if it helps jog memory
SmithKurosaki: @Simonark Valid
Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude! Babylon 5 is something only a specific subset of my friends and their parents know about as far as I knew!
sydnius: Gene Gene Gene
DigitalSeahorse: beep boop
Simonark: @PharaohBender27 I am prone to griping about it.
Seth_Erickson: @Angreed66 I think that is probably a result of the most ridiculous ones also being very funnly.
DigitalSeahorse: twisted sisters
PharaohBender27: @Simonark Yeah then it probably was you I was chatting with :p
BrowneePoints: my town has an Oktemberfest
Tugs_Keng: verlander
BrowneePoints: George Baseballsman
Simonark: The Shortstop!
mtvcdm: Meet the Mets, meet the Mets, come right out and meet the Mets
SaxPython: Strawberry
saucemaster5000: wow, Adam just "i love lamped" beej
baltimore_667083: Dylan Bundy (Syracuse)
gualdhar: mets are above 500 this year and it pisses me off
SymphonicLolita: LUL
SmithKurosaki: cursed
mtvcdm: Bring your children, bring your wife, guaranteed to have the time of your life-- this is a whole song btw
PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints So . . . in November? Or is it in September, like the actual German one is? :p
sydnius: What CITY are they from Beej?
Tiber727: That can't be. She has no time for games!
Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
Seth_Erickson: LUL
MilkInBags: well
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
Metric_Furlong: that's very good
Bunnarchist: LUL
jacqui_lantern234: IM FUCKING CACKLING
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
SkylerRingtail: Oh that's real, and real good
hi_im_emily: mfers have scherzer *and* verlander
iris_of_ether: benginAce benginAce benginAce
gualdhar: we've got the winner tonight, folks
Thefluffiestguineapig: There are strong contenders
LeeshaJoy: PrideKoala
Angreed66: My point being that the last one was the funniest but not actually the exercise and this happens a lot
hi_im_emily: AsexualPride
Fruan: What Ian just did is technically a call-forward
Shparky2197: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 43:19.
ani_laurel: AsexualPride
nyperold: There, the host literally asks "Which one made you laugh the hardest?"
bytecaster: @Fruan Don't we call that foreshadowing?
Fruan: @Fruan If you're not trying to make a stupid joke, yes!
Mazrae: Not the forums
mtvcdm: !discord
LRRbot: LRR has an official Discord server! And you don't even need to be subbed or anything! You can join here: https://discord.gg/lrr
DiscordianTokkan: lol
jacqui_lantern234: IAN YES
NotCainNorAbel: i guess
DoodlestheGreat: There are still forums!
MilkInBags: discord dot gg slash lrriguess didn't work
mtvcdm: (There's like one or two people still in the LRR forums to this day.)
Snowcookies: #lrrforumsrevival
Simonark: I thought joining the discord was what tuning in to the Jackbox streams was called
CodeIndigo: !findquote discord
LRRbot: Quote #4545: "What happens on discord must go to #politics." —PhoenixMelior [2017-12-13]
LadyAiluros: I miss forums
sydnius: fora?
Welbog: It's discord dot gg, it's Dot Com!
fastlane250: you can't replace forums with discord and I will die on this hill
BrowneePoints: more like wretched hive of scum and villainy
Leedopo: speaking of forums, last night the internet lost 5.6 pictures of trains because the host of a forum passed away and nobody knew.
LostThePirate: The #zelda channel has been popping off lately ;)
KaleidoscopeMind: @MilkInBags maybe it's el arr arr
SajuukSjet: mtvcdm are the forums actualy writeable?! i thought they got locked?!
fastlane250: you can't replace support emails with discord either
TimIAm: It is a forum, but it's not the sort of forum people mean when they say forum.
Thefluffiestguineapig: With better emotes
hi_im_emily: isn't the lrr forum still extant
mtvcdm: @SajuukSjet They're still there.
DoodlestheGreat: Something Awful's still up.
tehfewl: reddit doesn't work well
LordZarano: loadingreadyrun.com/forum still exists
Metric_Furlong: @SajuukSjet yeah, you can still post on the lrr forums
SajuukSjet: huh.
Metric_Furlong: I keep planning to do it, then immediately forgetting to
sydnius: Digg? 🤣
fastlane250: @leedopo I believe that was fixed, rrpicturearchives came back up. Was a server oopsie from the new owner
raulghoulia: ouch gene
mtvcdm: Reddit is a hole.
Seth_Erickson: lots of people use reddit
Maddrius: Our local game store only just took down their forum this year in favor of a discord server.
CodeIndigo: digg failed so hard and so fast....
NonUniqueGuy: At least 5 people go there
SquidVorb: It *barely* stays up
TimIAm: Reddit Caviar
micalovits: Ian!
Welbog: IAN
DiscordianTokkan: HAH. IAN.
jacqui_lantern234: tiltyhPLS
HavenDragon: please no
Thefluffiestguineapig: NO
SquidVorb: IAN
jacqui_lantern234: IAN
iris_of_ether: Ian why
bytecaster: Reddegg
Thefluffiestguineapig: Not during dinner
gualdhar: don't forget, Reddit also keeps the really weird porn off of the other sites
HbombAndFriends: “High concept” = weed
SymphonicLolita: LUL
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
DiscordianTokkan: True
Strebenherz: Was AFK did Ian say something cursed?
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
DoodlestheGreat: Chan boards are where "those" things are kept.
DiscordianTokkan: Evening Cleanfreaks
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
mtvcdm: lunarj1Fangs
TheWriterAleph: whoooa
LeeshaJoy: @DiscordianTokkan good evening to you too
TimIAm: that's some serial kille rshit
PharaohBender27: :D
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MilkInBags: LUL
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
sfn____: LMAO
iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
Juliamon: That's too clever
TemporallyAwry: #ArtHistoryDegree KPOPheart
RaklarLS: oh, that one was perfect
aiamethyst: I appreciate the art joke
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is a three panel art piece often associated with religious art
HavenDragon: i took an art history class
SentientRatKing: My art history brain has to vote for tryptic
Earthenone: !findquote art
LRRbot: Quote #6776: "No matter how it makes us feel, we can't deny this is art." —Adam, on a penis monster [2020-02-22]
Thefluffiestguineapig: You mean poster boards?
emberBecky: oh I was thinking acrostic and got real confused =P
Metric_Furlong: I like it, Alex
DiscordianTokkan: And a Tripcych is a thing that CAA and AAA put out with maps, back from before Google Maps existed
MilkInBags: actually it's a frame data joke seabatUseless
hi_im_emily: triptych is too clever not to vote for
Kramburger: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
TemporallyAwry: jlrrNo
saucemaster5000: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
Mr_Horrible: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
iris_of_ether: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
jacqui_lantern234: seabatUseless
DiscordianTokkan: seabatUseless seabatUseless
hatboozeparty: seabatUseless
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
red_shoes_jeff: jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo jlrrNo
LurkerSpine: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
KevlarGiraffe: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
MilkInBags: shitheads rise up seabatUseless
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
breadisbest1: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
Xed_Regulus: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
nickthecatbear: they're multiplying...
WetPaperSack: seabatUseless
Metric_Furlong: RIP Alex
itsr67: seabatUseless
MWGNZ: seabatUseless
Seth_Erickson: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
mister_nibbles: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
WowoT: god i love having adam on stuff XD
Kramburger: seabatUseless seabatApp
Shparky2197: Oh, how I missed being here to watch alex die in real-time
IsSecretlyPaul: no mispell everything
jacqui_lantern234: Adam is an absolute gift and a delight
SmithKurosaki: Just gonna say, F for the mods sergeModLove
shendaras: parnets
DigitalSeahorse: replace Greyhound busses with busses that you can open the windows and start arguments with people who don't like fresh air
MilkInBags: LUL
jacqui_lantern234: BEEJ LUL
Kramburger: Would have been a better horror game
TemporallyAwry: That would make a GREAT mod for the game :p
saucemaster5000: Not as good as Doug Space
TimIAm: I'm just a boy in horror Each day I scream some more
DigitalSeahorse: dang
mtvcdm: Sweet!
TimIAm: Oh no it startled Beej. That's ominous.
drewm1022: Welp. TIL that "sluff" is the Canadian/British way to spell "slough"
DiscordianTokkan highfives iris_of_ether
TimIAm: @drewm1022 Are you saying sluff slow or sloo
mister_nibbles: sluff
Anubis169: You space, Nobody in hear can scream
LordZarano: Slough is a town in the UK
BrowneePoints: Or a slew
iris_of_ether: @DiscordianTokkan benginFingers benginFingers benginFingers
mister_nibbles: yeah slough is the correct spelling as far as im aware
Kramburger: Sloughy Secomnds
mister_nibbles: (im a usa's'men
Anubis169: Slough, never drive there
drewm1022: I just looked it up! "Sluff" is a British alternate spelling!
DelphineSynastria: the lougheed tough slough plough (it does a thorough job)
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Leedopo: SLU as in the uni?
Anubis169: lol
LathosTiran: all words are made up
DrLigmaPhD: The sloth sloughed off the slough
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
drewm1022: Cuz I was gonna be an asshole and correct Ian :D
Earthenone: am alex ok?
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
HbombAndFriends: Lougheed Tough Slough Plough
angelssovereign: Oh my gosh Alex are you ok?
DiscordianTokkan: Hahahaha
mtvcdm: RIP Alex
SymphonicLolita: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: sluff and sluf are both misspelled according to my firefox dictionary
Anubis169: Lathos, and standards :P
baltimore_667083: it's istanbul
Anubis169: LOL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: don't die lrrALEX
BrowneePoints: just like I only found out Draught is Draft like a couple years back
AtrusOfMyst: Billeigh Bough Thoughtonge
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, so good
ElementalAlchemist: Hello friends
SmithKurosaki: hi EA
drewm1022: (slʌf ) noun, verb. bridge a variant spelling of slough2. Collins English Dictionary.
DiscordianTokkan: HAH!
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
jessieimproved: This clap is clap not clap a clap dating clap site
MilkInBags: Magic the Hunting and Gathering
DigitalSeahorse: what did Alex laugh at?
mister_nibbles: i dont get the icream one
mtvcdm: Strong, strong round.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That needs to be the new tagline for Let's Nope
CodeIndigo: it's some primo grade-a alex nonsense
NonUniqueGuy: @DigitalSeahorse The ice cream one
TimIAm: "I'm about to pog, champ!"
TheDangerWaffle: lmao
Earthenone: did you remember to make poggies?
SaxPython: Berzerker
DigitalSeahorse: NonUniqueGuy ty
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: Adam? in my crossing the streams? it's more likely than you think
SaxPython: @CodeIndigo FBtouchdown
Muddy_Thunder: If Dack Fayden is the greatest thief in the multiverse, who is the greatest hunter?
drewm1022: My love for you is ticking champ BERSERKER
zerotkatama: Would you like to making pogchamp BERSERKER
jacqui_lantern234: turns out Adam is fuckin funny
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @jacqui_lantern234 mattlrPika
Anubis169: strap yourselves in chat!
MilkInBags: dolphins shot up my ride
saucemaster5000: Semi auto maybe
mtvcdm: Alex must like something.
aWabbajack: zekeHI @Anubis169 zekeBOOSTER
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehe
CodeIndigo: just as long as dolphins are not shooting up IN your ride
baltimore_667083: oh no alex
Strebenherz: Alex unleased
DarkMorford: RIP Alex
Anubis169: heya there aWabbajack! lrrAWESOME
Kramburger: Why the FUCK do I need to remind my PC to open psd files with photoshop? Are they expecting me to use MS Paint?
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
SymphonicLolita: LUL
TheDangerWaffle: felt
iris_of_ether: Chat, in case anyone wanted more Adam Caillou content: https://twitter.com/iris_of_ether/status/1601662535220232192
Anubis169: HAHAHAHA
DigitalSeahorse: lul
Anubis169: 🐍
jacqui_lantern234: NELLY
CodeIndigo: IAN
DigitalSeahorse: uh
BrowneePoints: Ian, c'mon. You're OBVIOUSLY Kraven
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL LUL LUL
ornamentalgrasses: OOOF
DiscordianTokkan: Oh NO
Metric_Furlong: no.
Juliamon: NOOO
CodeIndigo: WHAT
micalovits: No!
Mr_Horrible: nuuuuuuuuuu
Anubis169 dies laughing twice
Strebenherz: OH NO
DigitalSeahorse: xD Alex
MilkInBags: LUL
TheDangerWaffle: bahahahaha
SaxPython: SabaPing
Juliamon: KKona
iris_of_ether: OH NO NO NO
Leedopo: ADAM YES
jacqui_lantern234: IM DYING XD
GDwarble: I like the commitment to the umlaut
baltimore_667083: bro ther
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheh
aWabbajack: zekeHULK
TimIAm: Pita for a pogchamp
Mr_Horrible: KKona
MilkInBags: I feel like onahole shouldn't be googled
BrowneePoints: I require loops brOther
Kaorti: my love for you is like a truck
Warstratigier: ahhhhhhh never a dull moment in surviving the internet
SnackPak_: art
BrowneePoints: I require lamps brOther
FacelessManAboutTown: Jfc
TemporallyAwry: lrrSHINE - Oh I needed this today.
KharadBanar: brÖ ther
VanDerSaat: brÖ ther
DigitalSeahorse: brooooooother
Twilight_Spark: Tranformers are dummy thicc I'm not even wrong.
NevermorePainting: BrOtHeR
Simonark: Is it "Thicker" in the sense of stupid? Or more like Alan Thicke?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Someone should quote that
drcthulu: brÖ ther
GredGredmansson: I heard raucous laughter from the other room
FacelessManAboutTown: My head hurts from laughing so hard
Xavbull: and 3 aeroplane seats
GhostValv: just one more lane bruh
Mischievous_Catgeist: aint no semi im a fully
Shparky2197: We need to clip that
SkylerRingtail: I appreciate the reference, Ian
jacqui_lantern234: the space made it SO GOOD
Metric_Furlong: IAN.
TimIAm: Buy now at store.loadingreadyrun.com
TheDangerWaffle: pfft
CodeIndigo: ALEX
mtvcdm: And Matt with the 11th-hour comeback.
Mr_Horrible: it's just Remy
Earthenone: comming soon to TTSF
Muddy_Thunder: ah so onaholes are male personal masturbators predominately advertised with underage cartoon girls on them. so great
GhostValv: oh no~~~
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD_BW
GredGredmansson: Art Portfolio (No Nudes)
TemporallyAwry: Don't worry - the "Taco" one already exists. And I HATE KNOWING that fact.
Mr_Horrible: from Ratatouille
SquidVorb: Chat can I Google onahole?
Anubis169: Applause chat!
adept_nekomancer: have you ever just thought about holes?
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
Loonatic93: I'm still rooting for you Nelly!
DEATHlikescats: Congratulations Matt!
coachNelly: tyty
MilkInBags: seabatClap
Juliamon: SquidVorb It's a Fleshlight
atlr: thx 1138
DiscordianTokkan: @TimIAm gdi that GOT me, ahahaha
iris_of_ether: @SquidVorb I wouldn't.
coachNelly: matt earned
raulghoulia: @SquidVorb not on a work computer
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Leedopo: @Muddy_Thunder first half yes, second half wtf no afaik?
DoodlestheGreat: !break
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KevlarGiraffe: Oooh. Pizza time.
baltimore_667083: and that's the end of the first period
Earthenone: !prime
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DoodlestheGreat: Rotate your fluids!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian, swapping fluids leads to disease transmission
hi_im_emily: swap fluids???!? hold on
DigitalSeahorse: goes a bit of the way awway
Dog_of_Myth: !store
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Muddy_Thunder: @Muddy_Thunder first result on google my fellow human being
Anubis169: Remember chat, eat your school, stay in milk, drink your teeth, don't do sleep and get 8 hours of drugs.
DrLigmaPhD: With an MRI you could probably make a personalized fleshlight
TimIAm: It's impressive that no matter what slice of the crew is on these are always a riot
CommanderPulsar: Swap your legs, stretch your flui9ids, be right back.
SmithKurosaki: @Anubis169 TEETH
CodeIndigo: @Thefluffiestguineapig do not use transmission fluid in your onahole
Dog_of_Myth: TEETH
CodeIndigo: don't ask me how i know that
Mischievous_Catgeist: ice cream time
hi_im_emily: @drligmaphd might not be great if you've got piercings tho
SmithKurosaki: I could use a replacement back if anyone has a spare atm
saucemaster5000: @SmithKurosaki get in line
Anubis169: SmithKurosaki: can't wait to see ya back in action Kappa
DrLigmaPhD: @hi_im_emily Eh... Add 'em in post
NevermorePainting: Send me some of those hotswappable joints
badpandabear: @SmithKurosaki I have a used one that only hurts when I stand up. Is that good enough?
CodeIndigo: @NevermorePainting bones or drugs?
LordZarano: Swapping fluids appropriate as Survive The Internet abbreviates to...
SmithKurosaki: @SmithKurosaki I'll wait for a new back as long as I get priority on a nervous system
DiscordianTokkan: @SmithKurosaki Mine's def 'used' yea. I've found sleeping on my side helps whatever sets off my lower back
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SmithKurosaki As someone with a partial elbow replacement I can say that can't be far off. Especially as they get better at 3d printing replacement organs
Anubis169: would you settle for a system that's nervous?
NevermorePainting: @CodeIndigo bones, but pass it to the left comrade
mister_nibbles: the roadtrip sound track is so good
saucemaster5000: @SmithKurosaki that's literally the big brain play
Ametrine_System: we're a system that's nervous; whats up
SmithKurosaki: @Anubis169 Already got one of those
Earthenone: !bgc
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SmithKurosaki: @saucemaster5000 Fibro's a bitch
DrLigmaPhD: Have we developed a way to give people prehensile tails? because I need the counterbalance and they seem useful for... things
saucemaster5000: oofa
Anubis169: nothing wrong with a 'back' up Kappa
SmithKurosaki: @Anubis169 sergePun
Anubis169: ah crap, sorry to hear :(
BrowneePoints: Huh, Kit Kat is making Churro KitKats next month
CodeIndigo: @DrLigmaPhD considering it would be an extension of a spine, that would be.... not a great thing to constantly slam in doorways by accident
Mischievous_Catgeist: back with my ice-cream
saucemaster5000: can my new spine be fused to other things? like... a soldier's broadsword for extra damage?
Simonark: Are they kit-kat flavored churros? Or Churro-flavored Kit-Kats?
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Bus
CodeIndigo: it's your spine, friend
SmithKurosaki: Yea, I guess I pulled my shoulder muscles in my back yesterday when I went to/from an event with a heavier than usual backpack
CodeIndigo: whatever the Adeptus Mechanicus can dream up can be yours
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Aren't broadswords normally longer than a spine should be?
DoodlestheGreat: @Simonark Yes.
SmithKurosaki: Been bussed all day
GredGredmansson: how it Kit-Kat flavor different from Chocolate flavor?
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Simonark: @DoodlestheGreat This is the paradox that defines our universe's boundries now.
Dog_of_Myth: coxJam
DrLigmaPhD: @DrLigmaPhD @CodeIndigo That's just a learning curve in body-awareness. TBH most people need that
Twilight_Spark: I should listen to the VVVVV soundtrack.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Just Shapes and Beats music!
saucemaster5000: I should play VVVVV again
CodeIndigo: super excited for watch n play this week
Shparky2197: @Thefluffiestguineapig Funny story, I work in retail, and have to take the specials off each week ready for the new ones. I listen to the JS&B music so that I feel like I'm playing a rhythm game at my job
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig That would make my retail job so much better during restock! I need to try that
saucemaster5000: I used to do morning prep to passion pit...
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DigitalSeahorse: if only more of my jobs had let us pick our own music
Shparky2197: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, it's been so good. I also like listening to Sayonara Wild Hearts doing that too
DigitalSeahorse: Japan Camera rocked
FacelessManAboutTown: themffVIBE
FacelessManAboutTown: woweeBoi
FacelessManAboutTown: Hope everyone in chat is doing well
Anubis169: weeeeeeeelcome back!
FacelessManAboutTown: Meow
GhostofJeffGoldblum: meow-dy
DiscordianTokkan: Meow
Mischievous_Catgeist: meow
Diabore: ian muted
AriaDreamGirl: Meow
DigitalSeahorse: lrrSPOOPY I'm out of dance emotes
DaxStrife: Meow
ElementalAlchemist: It is, of course, Ian's brand to come back from break muted
SeaDiegoFC: Meowdy
Drasvin: Meow
MilkInBags: lmao cat, i have no brain
Tugs_Keng: Oh no my mind
EmoMcHipster: Nelly's first time with this one
iris_of_ether: Meow
extrudedclown: Average Cat Content
Shparky2197: Meow
NevermorePainting: crew audio deD
FacelessManAboutTown: All mics muted
hi_im_emily: meownnaise
StageMgrRob: sound for cast?
Anubis169: manWOW meow...
mtvcdm: Meow
Maddrius: sweet! time to bifurcate the living space
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
Earthenone: TFJE also meow
LoadingReadyRun: code is TFJE
gualdhar: oh Alex is trying to talk
badpandabear: escher3MEOW
emberBecky: oh is everyone muted?
Simonark: You may want to explain to any first time players.
FacelessManAboutTown: @loadingreadyrun they're all muted
Strebenherz: TFJE
gualdhar: now we have volume
Shparky2197: Audio now
mtvcdm: You're no longer muted
FacelessManAboutTown: Now we can hear
NevermorePainting: what a noise to come back to
hi_im_emily: OOH WA AH AH AH
DigitalSeahorse: it's residential area fireworks time here apparently
DeM0nFiRe: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 3
DigitalSeahorse: >.<
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NonUniqueGuy: 3
EmoMcHipster: 3
FacelessManAboutTown: 3
Mcgwee: 2
DoodlestheGreat: 3
SymphonicLolita: 3
LeeshaJoy: 1
saucemaster5000: 3
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who has taken tap and watched a bunch of tap performances old men tap dancing is surprisingly wholesome
WriterRaven: 3
airylan: 2
Anubis169: oooooooh boy
Strebenherz: 3
hi_im_emily: can i get a 🅱️oneless yoga
Mischievous_Catgeist: 1
mtvcdm: 1 might get the best split I think. It's like for like.
extrudedclown: Gotta be 2
KingOfDoma: 1
lamina5432: 1
TherapyforNarwhals: I did 3 but 2 is good as well
CodeIndigo: and this is different from normal how?
nyperold: I feel like 1 is more equal, yeah.
CururuGuasu: 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a very strange image of melting flesh followed by reconstituting
SmithKurosaki: 2's a little too close to home for me
vaelhellion: i'm lost
Mischievous_Catgeist: yeah 1 is very much equal
jacqui_lantern234: ADAM LUL
Simonark: There are so many yoga instructors in The Twilight Zone.. So many surprising twists.
PipPosit: I'm bad and forgot we were trying to split the room, so chose 3 as the easiest, wrongest answer.
WiJohn: Bigger always better
IsSecretlyPaul: larger garbage is more possible value
fastlane250: a segment of garbage vs the entire assembly of garbage
CodeIndigo: it's garbage can, not garbage can't
mirshebs: @PipPosit literally did the same lol
BrowneePoints: y'all are canadian so no, but if you're an American you're just Martin Shkreli
MilkInBags: just get rid of the kid, no proof, no witness! Kappa
saucemaster5000: do I get to sneeze on them first?
vaelhellion: You becme famous for mentoring the kid
aClonedPickle: yeah and they could be mad at a literal child, why rob them of that joy
Anubis169: same as anything
TotallyNotaBeholder: Nice
KaleidoscopeMind: you just get last author on the paper
TemporallyAwry: All the weirdos arguing that "colds build character"
satyropodobny: ruthless
jacqui_lantern234: as someone whos related to antivaxxers, they will ABSOLUTELY be mad, Adam
Bloodrush192: conspiracy theorists....LOL
zerragonoss: Anti vaccers hating me sounds like a plus
SmithKurosaki: Take the cure, infect child with something that is immune to t
Loonatic93: Also there's the whole Paperwork issue.
nyperold: The cold medicine industry.
MilkInBags: HAHAHA
Angreed66: Lets be honest if you don't there's no way it gets out
Sage0fMadness: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL
MilkInBags: she wanted pants
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Big Yes
mtvcdm: Oh of course I do
saucemaster5000: why would you not????
ani_laurel: I don't get it
Plasterboard: Aren't we all at soup at one time or another?
BigDaddyBland87: windmill slam yes
Tangsm: I bring it up at every breakfast for the rest of time.
TheDangerWaffle: LOL
BrowneePoints: Mom why are you watching Code Geass YouTube Poops
MilkInBags: oh no, mom is terminally online
SmithKurosaki: @ani_laurel It's an ancient meme
ArkhamArchivist: who breached protocol?
BigDaddyBland87: my wife does this and I always bring it up
DiscordianTokkan: Was the Grink there?
Shparky2197: I already have these convos with my mum
LurkerSpine: I had a buddy who slept talked once and asked me "Who're we gonna kill" and I was terrified
SmithKurosaki: @Mischievous_Catgeist Metal
JarofGoats: If she said I'm at soup to our face... Then WE'RE at Soup too
jacqui_lantern234: ABSOLUTELY
nyperold: I live with her already. Also, I'd be surprised if she even knew that reference.
KevlarGiraffe: According to my boyfriend I once asked about “bathmat shears” while sleep talking. Still don’t know what it is about.
baltimore_667083: send it to someone else first though
MilkInBags: it's just a guy
Tangsm: It's the only way Tom Hanks will remember you the next time you meet him.
bytecaster: Come one people, have backups of important photos!
CodeIndigo: chupacabras suck
Twilight_Spark: This feels controversial no matter the vote, well done.
Fruan: You can meet Tom Hanks again. When are you gonna see a chuppachup again?
Plasterboard: If it was Tom Hanks meeting ME, I might keep it.
fastlane250: Wait, how are all the other photos you have stored more important than Tom Hanks?
ani_laurel: Thank you all
CururuGuasu: UFO would have been better
WriterRaven: Out of all the possible scenarios, you created this one. Huh.
MilkInBags: what if the chupacabra is tom hansk
BigDaddyBland87: boo
kuroyuri09: aw
nyperold: This is why I voted for teh UFO>
LeeshaJoy: Are you telling me you didn't upload that to ALL the social medias?
EmoMcHipster: ufo was terrible
mtvcdm: UFO would have had a better shot.
gualdhar: the other options weren't good either
randombillfolds: Unencryptid.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: UFO isn't funny though
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's a nice guy who will likely take another picture
satyropodobny: The existence of Tom Hanks has been well documented
KingOfDoma: Agreed
mtvcdm: UFO wouldn't have gotten *nothing.*
DudelidouX: Would have said Robin Williams
BrowneePoints: but what if I want for nothing
paronomasiac042: nah, i'm in
Twilight_Spark: Sounds like a hot way to die tbh.
DiscordianTokkan: I;ve seen this in Alex's Discord
DigitalSeahorse: bbbenTranstank1 bbbenTranstank1 bbbenTranstank1
Diabore: nah, i just have to not die
jacqui_lantern234: i want world peace! checkmate atheists
Sarah_Serinde: That sounds like too much responsibility
zimmercj: All I ever wanted was love
CodeIndigo: thank you alex, i thought that really loud
WiJohn: Eh I'm being killed by the consequences of my greed one way or another
Mcgwee: Sure, we ball
BrowneePoints: crushed by your pyramid mid building
ashteranic: Oh, it's one of the endings of Stalker!
paronomasiac042: all i ever wanted was everything.
Anubis169: buried under treasure
ani_laurel: killed by a loving and supportive family?
Plasterboard: snu snu'd to death
Angreed66: The reign usually ends when you die anyway
fastlane250: what if all I want is to live forever?
blip2004: have a good time, blah blah blah
Xan_The_Quiet: what if what i wanted was to live forever? how's that gonna kill me? checkmate!
lion_byte: a bear to friend is a bear to be mauled by
NevermorePainting: bus it, we ball
Ristow: what if I want immortality...
Going_Medium: Wait if I want a happy marriage, does my partner kill me!?
mtvcdm: You'd have to look at all the stuff you want and go 'is this the day?'
bytecaster: How do you die by "peace of mind"? Cause that is what I want.
SymphonicLolita: I mean everything's gonna kill me eventually anyways
BrowneePoints: Ian beat me to it
DrLigmaPhD: Buried under a mountain of my bisexual polycule?
zerragonoss: Makes sense becoming pharaoh and being killed by the populace I tought to hate kings.
Diabore: damn adam might be the only split this round
jacqui_lantern234: NONONONONONONO
SnackPak_: lrrFRUMP
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, god
Twilight_Spark: Huh.
Twilight_Spark: This is a stumper.
kuroyuri09: I actually like stevia
Angreed66: The first part is a downside
tycoonbosh: I really just don't want to see everywhere.
Anubis169: I honestly don't mind Stevia
micalovits: Hard Pass
MilkInBags: i never tasted stevia concentrate, is it as bad as vanilla extract?
saucemaster5000: This is the telepathy curse
Diabore: i dont even want to see anywhere
nickthecatbear: Why would I want to see "everywhere"??
fastlane250: Who's just casually offering this surgery?
CodeIndigo: cheating at poker
TemporallyAwry: I mean, perfect astral projection, in exchange you can only eat flavorless mush.
Juliamon: MilkInBags It's worse
DiscordianTokkan: No, because I don't want to close my eyes and SEE EVERYTHING, I like sleep
blip2004: stevia is so bad
mtvcdm: Also the stevia concentrate tastes like feta.
MilkInBags: worse? damn
HavenDragon: i don't want the first thing so... *shrug* no thanks?
lamina5432: good way to do insider trading
emberBecky: so just like immense sweetness? i don't think I've had Stevia
bytecaster: There are already live streams of cute otters, why would I need that power?
WiJohn: Also I like to sleep without seeing all of everything
satyropodobny: finally, a marketable skill
LaconicLad: not "anywhere", "everywhere"
Metric_Furlong: you could see the surface of venus
BrowneePoints: stevia is the fakest fake sugar @emberBecky
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
SentientRatKing: It's phrased like your taste buds are transmitted while the ability is in use. That was my assumption.
MilkInBags: Matt is so smart
Lokolos: It makes me actually sick
kuroyuri09: @BrowneePoints it comes from a natual plant
DEATHlikescats: Stevia taste icky
AtrusOfMyst: Shitting until you can't feel your legs
MilkInBags: HAHA
BrowneePoints: @kuroyuri09 I know but I meant the taste
SquidVorb: Yea
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHA
ElementalAlchemist: ongMegalul
mtvcdm: There we go, the callbacks begin
Diabore: smash yes
BrowneePoints: Stevia is from a plant, but tastes REAL artifical
Anubis169: bahahahahaha
Dog_of_Myth: Give Beej up to a tip
BrowneePoints: artificial*
TheDangerWaffle: pfft that is good haha
KingOfDoma: Acab
fastlane250: i ain't a narc
DigitalSeahorse: a J-List man's romance
Juliamon: stevia has a worse aftertaste than the artificial sweeteners it's muscling out
Angreed66: I'm usually a snitch but not for this category
zimmercj: Face the consequences of Hrni
raulghoulia: fuck the police
zimmercj: *Horni
TemporallyAwry: Yes really :p
jacqui_lantern234: FUCK THE POLICE
FacelessManAboutTown: Snitches get etc.
jacqui_lantern234: IAN HORNER
BrowneePoints: that's the name yes
mtvcdm: Also, police can get their own damn tips
CodeIndigo: beej, I need to get you in touch with my cousin janet
lion_byte: teledildonics eiffel1Lurk
Melfina__: LUL
Mazrae: Had to mute the stream to get a drink safely
xantos69: What do you mean... "In tight with"?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You beat me to that Beej
PipPosit: Only Beej.
BrowneePoints: Teledildonics is remote control(via smart app) adult toys
DEATHlikescats: Is that something you want to know Nelly?
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I'm not gonna lie, for like...MONTHS, I thought buttplug.io was just how been referred to Twitter. Then I finally googled it
MomoNo9: This is the weirdest AskLRR I've seen
FacelessManAboutTown: He misunderstood what the tip line was referring to and thought it had to do with teledildonics
mtvcdm: Remember, your boss is running tech tonight
Metric_Furlong: is the annoying boss Graham or Paul, streamers? Kappa
Diabore: "sorry boss gotta drop a dookie"
paronomasiac042: one kidney stone, coming up
KingOfDoma: Graham would understand
SquidVorb: Specifically a HARD one
drrek0: Never trust a fae
LeeshaJoy: this is a cH sketch waiting to happen
jacqui_lantern234: id do it
theinvisiblevoice: pretty sure if I'm stuck there for 18 hours that's gonna happen regardless
WiJohn: The hardest of excretions
TheAwkes: If it's gonna be 18 hours, we're probably doing that anyway.
jacqui_lantern234: id poop
saucemaster5000: I don't even see the fairy and I'm in
EmoMcHipster: gonna do it either way at that point
Anubis169: BrowneePoints: but what happens if you get a crash or a power surge? it could rip your dick off and email it to siberia before you knew what happened!
Lokolos: I'd probably assume I was losing it.
YeomanAres: H who's pooping in front of Paul?
protojman: is the boss chat
Shparky2197: If I'm lucky I might get fired
mtvcdm: So, Paul, you get to find some fun stuff out right about now!
CodeIndigo: who says you can't put your boss there first?
BigDaddyBland87: but how long is the what if you do it?
korvys: What is the fairy is lying
BigDaddyBland87: *wait
Metric_Furlong: beej no
DEATHlikescats: Fibrous
BrowneePoints: @Anubis169 uh...most of the devices are it goes in you, not you in it
jacqui_lantern234: BEEJ
korvys: *if
Juliamon: It's hard as in you really grunt it out
FacelessManAboutTown: Beeh no
satyropodobny: Not today intrusive thoughts
TemporallyAwry: NO. Stop it.
NevermorePainting: BEEJ
Anubis169: BrowneePoints: might miss it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Fae can't lie
magical_writer: that fairy is a troll
ElementalAlchemist: dang fae
Thefluffiestguineapig: They don't always tell the truth, but they can't lie
DiscordianTokkan: OH NO
tehfewl: fae are known tricksters
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Fae never said they'd help
eric_christian_berg: Never break eye contact with your boss.
Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig did a fairy tell you that? Kappa
BrowneePoints: they are if you take enough Mushrooms Ian. just like an actual faerie circle
paronomasiac042: there's no such thing as floors above the first
WriterRaven: Is that why there's no elevator in my apartment building? Protection against the fae?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig True
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints I just saw a tiktok about that
EmoMcHipster: 3
zerragonoss: They only said if you don't it will take 18 hours to be rescured not it would happen faster if you did
SymphonicLolita: 3
airylan: 3
Diabore: 2
SmithKurosaki: 3
NotCainNorAbel: 3
Angreed66: 3
lamina5432: 2
WriterRaven: 3
Mindfire13: 3
DeM0nFiRe: 2
Dog_of_Myth: 2
Mcgwee: 2
iris_of_ether: 3
JarofGoats: 3
TherapyforNarwhals: I chose 3 but 2 is good
baltimore_667083: 1
DrLigmaPhD: 2
KingOfDoma: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 2 would split
tehfewl: 3
mtvcdm: This is tough. People might have a really particular idea about that first option.
LeeshaJoy: 3
BigDaddyBland87: 2
DiscordianTokkan: 3, because I have watched [Redacted]
CururuGuasu: 1
mtvcdm: That predetermined choice is super unpredictable.
Earthenone: !quote ian
LRRbot: Quote #7538: "I'll keep fighting things until we make friends." —Ian [2021-03-21]
Diabore: chat backs no one up
Anubis169: !listen
LRRbot: Chat? At this time of year?
LordZarano: Damnit I'd take all three of these over a mediocre doctor
DiscordianTokkan: I OCCASIONALLY say "IAN YES", tbh
CodeIndigo: wait, there's a WHAT?!
TemporallyAwry: !advice
LRRbot: Press UP for Laser.
Sethalidos: @Thefluffiestguineapig they can't directly tell a falsehood but much like lawyers what is considered a lie is a spectrum
GhostValv: D:
MilkInBags: LUL
jacqui_lantern234: LUL
BrowneePoints: Some fae can't lie
SymphonicLolita: strong start
laikagoat: zoeySip
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I may start doing this
TemporallyAwry: Nope. I choose death.
hatboozeparty: lrrJUDGECALL
BrowneePoints: Pixies usually can't lie, Redcaps and the more malicious fae can 100% lie
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaBottle feliciaBottle feliciaBottle
nyperold: "Here they come again. The Ghibli jibblies."
saucemaster5000: do people NOT do this?
MilkInBags: LUL
jacqui_lantern234: AHAHAHAHAHA
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
TemporallyAwry: Are they paying? Sure.
mtvcdm: Don't watch this movie if you're under 40
niccus: there are a lot of movies where you can spin this off as a joke
BrowneePoints: Luke, I AM your father! BROUGHT TO YOU BE RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS!
SquidVorb: RSL pays a ton apparently
MilkInBags: you get paid in exposure
DoodlestheGreat: There's been so many movies I WANT to shout this stuff in the middle of.
DigitalSeahorse: lol
MilkInBags: parnets
SymphonicLolita: ok yeah I'd do that
Bloodrush192: Has there been a movie anyone has walked out of?
TheDangerWaffle: LMAO
BrowneePoints: nice RoS reference
Thefluffiestguineapig: STAMPS.COM
GhostValv: gottem
paronomasiac042: dammit, prequelmemers.
jacqui_lantern234: DANGIT ALEX
TemporallyAwry: With all that time I saved with HelloFresh :p
mtvcdm: @Bloodrush192 Twice. The Goods, and Scary Movie 2.
jacqui_lantern234: BEAT ME TO IT
CodeIndigo: @Bloodrush192 Fever Pitch
shurtal: I'll have what she's having. THANKS MANSCAPED!
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunNut voxlunNut voxlunNut
Angreed66: That writer must have such a rough time
SquareDotCube: "Sean Bean dies!"
Bloodrush192: I walked out of Wild Wild West....
nyperold: "Sir, this is Nausicaa."
MilkInBags: sorry muskrat
mtvcdm: Yeah Ian made the gag I was worried about.
tycoonbosh: Wait, is earth self-destructing?
vaelhellion: Food!
BigDaddyBland87: yea this was too easy
Anubis169: Bloodrush192: I've never walked out of a movie intentionally. Only to go to the loo.
Metric_Furlong: @tycoonbosh in this hypothetical, yes
DiscordianTokkan: I've seen Voyager
SymphonicLolita: nice
shurtal: wanna die filled with better
BrowneePoints: it's a Titan AE situation
shurtal: butter*
I_Am_Clockwork: But what if it’s too rough to feed ya
TemporallyAwry: sergePeek !?
LaconicLad: so, is it the Earth or the ship that's going to self-destruct?
DrLigmaPhD: Barista? That me!
DoodlestheGreat: I'll make my own coffee.
Angreed66: Coffee overrated
Bloodrush192: @Anubis169 I only did with that movie, I walked out with a friend because it was not good LOL
Metric_Furlong: RIP Serge Kappa
TotallyNotaBeholder: Sorry Serge
WiJohn: Mediocre doctor or Serge? Sorry Serge
DigitalSeahorse: a Barrista that's also an excellent doctor
emberBecky: I can make coffee tho
SentientRatKing: Doctor is hard to argue against because it's so necessary in so many situations.
Lokolos: Lol. Everyone thought of Serge.
DigitalSeahorse: aww
jacqui_lantern234: oh no alex :(
laikagoat: ez
BrowneePoints: Ex
jacqui_lantern234: my ex
mtvcdm: Bye Ricky
vaelhellion: Ex
CodeIndigo: well, that one was easy
IsSecretlyPaul: Dream Serge had it coming
SquidVorb: EX Ex Ex
GhostofJeffGoldblum: bye ricky
Bloodrush192: oye
MilkInBags: welp
DiscordianTokkan: Oh, I push one DOWN
saucemaster5000: well that's easy
GhostofJeffGoldblum: enjoy hell
GhostValv: bye ricky
laikagoat: rip bozo
PipPosit: ezgg
TotallyNotaBeholder: Jokes on you, I get along fine with my ex
Favre_the_Undead: go to hell
Pywodwagon: I get along with all my exes
BigDaddyBland87: Don't know Ricky so...
Metric_Furlong: yes, you *have* to save one of them
Mattmitchell45: We did thank everyone BUT SERGE
jacqui_lantern234: jokes on yall, my ex and i are on good terms!!!!!
paronomasiac042: just swim into the ocean and die
ani_laurel: how bad was the breakup?
Mischievous_Catgeist: it was probably snerge
DrLigmaPhD: I'm chill with my exes, I'm shooting Ricky
PhorrestGaze: easy, all of my exes probably just had good judgement
DiscordianTokkan: Nobody's Gervais bad
mtvcdm: Ohhhhhh
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, this is good
GredGredmansson: that's MEAN
theinvisiblevoice: the ex must have something going for them or they wouldn't have gotten that far
DigitalSeahorse: Mr May, no thanks
MilkInBags: it's easily not the ex
KaleidoscopeMind: *they
TheDangerWaffle: spicy answers
satyropodobny: That homie took a bullet for me
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Alex! How shitty do you have to be to alienate serge? He greets people with hello friends.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I am fueled by spite
hi_im_emily: oh this *fucks*
DrLigmaPhD: "She"?
DiscordianTokkan: "Looks like she screwed us both Brötherrrr"
DoodlestheGreat: We're a vindictive bunch. Thankfully.
Bloodrush192: GG
Dog_of_Myth: lrrGOAT lrrGOAT
shurtal: MLEM
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBean voxlunBean voxlunBean
dougma: Matt wins all the jackbox
DigitalSeahorse: MLEM
BrowneePoints: isn't his name Mayonnaise?
DoodlestheGreat: They're the paws that refreshes.
hi_im_emily: yeah
TheAinMAP: lrrMATT 2020Victory
AdamYMHMI: Do they give you... a slight amount of hesitation?
Diabore: i hope we get some job jobbing
korvys: That game always feels like it should be one more round
ElementalAlchemist: aw yes
mtvcdm: Talk about words!
ElementalAlchemist: Blather Round is one of my favorites
CodeIndigo: mayonnaise is.... unsettling
DrLigmaPhD: Blather up ,my balls
SnackPak_: smart
emberBecky: wait how
SymphonicLolita: hm. matt
TheDangerWaffle: riveting
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korvys: That's weird
Twilight_Spark: What do you mean?
Drasvin: @BrowneePoints Yes. The cat is named Mayonnaise. He's one of Cookie's cats
Williams4jesus: !card cat
LRRbot: Found 263 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Metric_Furlong: I have never encountered anyone who pre-heats their toaster
Kaaosa: sorry i'm late did they use all the good jokes yet
mister_nibbles: i dont know why but the idea of pushing down a toaster that doesnt have bread in it makes me uncomfortable
GhostValv: maybe I have bad toasters, but my toasters always overheat if used more than once
Azralorne: It's dangerous to hear your toaster with nothing in it
Williams4jesus: Preheat toaster?
Twilight_Spark: I've literally never conceptualized of preheating a toaster.
Bloodrush192: WHAT???
Juliamon: Reminder to chat about Blather Round: do NOT post guesses in chat. We WILL switch it to emote-only if you can't contain yourself.
TemporallyAwry: Toaster Oven, or slot toaster?
korvys: Toaster oven? Or just like, bread toaster?
DiscordianTokkan: My toaster actually toasts WORSE on the second toast
Mischievous_Catgeist: !card mischievous catgeist
LRRbot: Mischievous Catgeist [1U] (back: Catlike Curiosity) | Creature — Cat Spirit [1/1] | Whenever Mischievous Catgeist deals combat damage to a player, draw a card. / Disturb {2}{U}
MilkInBags: Adam only has the bad milk, me
Omthebox: Drinking milk right now brother
DigitalSeahorse: he burns a toast first but then gets a perfect slice on preheated on lower setting
Nahmbra: If that makes things more consistent I can see why but never considered preheating a toaster
TheDangerWaffle: oh no what is the correct answer lol
CodeIndigo: so by preheating your toaster do you mean turning it on empty or do you mean putting the toaster into the oven
Mcgwee: Spoon bowl cereal milk
Williams4jesus: !card toaster
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
PharaohBender27: I can see preheating a toaster *oven*, but a toaster - how does one even preheat that?
HedgehogKnight: Milk? In this economy
SentientRatKing: Beej is correct
NotCainNorAbel: chain oil
SnackPak_: you helm a chainsaw
ElementalAlchemist: I've never used a chainsaw as treads :P
zerragonoss: I have never heard of pre heating a toaster but considering it just takes pulling the lever before you work on the rest of your breakfast seems fine.
TheDangerWaffle: aaaaaaaaahhhhh
mister_nibbles: beej just next leveled ian
DigitalSeahorse: clod
hi_im_emily: directly?
BrowneePoints: Cereal first lets me control the mouthfeel/soggy level of the cereal better
gualdhar: it depends on the chainsaw I bet
drthvd3r: Oil, because I have an electric chainsaw so all it needs is bar oil.
saucemaster5000: I just put a tea bag in my mouth to steep while my tap water warms up
hi_im_emily: like not even pouring it into a glass?
DiscordianTokkan: HAH
Dog_of_Myth: Big Oil Beej
DigitalSeahorse: xD
GhostValv: wowie
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Xafty: gas.
Metric_Furlong: !clip
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jacqui_lantern234: NELLY LUL
DoodlestheGreat: BOTH
Omthebox: thats a tough one
baltimore_667083: bowl is always last
DigitalSeahorse: cheerie os
BrowneePoints: ah yes hit new game Gasoline or Cheerios
fastlane250: Breakfast of champions
Mazrae: Depends on what oil either for the fuel or the chains
Morrigan9: thought ian meant chain oil
TheDangerWaffle: lmao
AdamYMHMI: More dangerous than dynamite...
mrMorphius: Breakfast of champions
DigitalSeahorse: ah
CodeIndigo: baked honey nut cheerios mascot
TheDangerWaffle: is this a way to cut out red bull?
Earthenone: lifes short, pour gasoline first
ani_laurel: who has the money to drink gasoline anymore?
hi_im_emily: do you put the gasoline in your coffee first or are you normal
Nigouki: are cheerios carbon-y enough to make napalm?
mister_nibbles: i am CONCERNED
Williams4jesus: Is that hammock behind beej?
NotCainNorAbel: got to start that morning off with a good calorie count
Xafty: hey now alex, gasoline is high in calories
BrowneePoints: Chainsaw Quest
bytecaster: On stream?
LordZarano: Gasoline is high in calories
Kaaosa: signed in blood
TimIAm: I smell a Loading Ready Live bit
korvys: So you're saying you should pre-mixe your milk and cereal
eric_christian_berg: I'd pay to see Chainsaw Pact.
SentientRatKing: Man a chainsaw pact sounds awesoem\
DigitalSeahorse: a very careful pact
Fruan: LRL prerecord! Alex Chainsaws the Whole Thing
AdamYMHMI: That sounds like an anime
TheDangerWaffle: LOLLLLLL
CodeIndigo: "Make a contract with me and you can be a magical chainsaw kid!"
hivefleetdarknell: Crapshot idea
AtomicAlchemical: oh, we can make a content
mtvcdm: !addquote (Alex) [now] Can we make a pact this summer to get me to use a chainsaw on something?
LRRbot: New quote #8542: "Can we make a pact this summer to get me to use a chainsaw on something?" —Alex [2023-05-22]
WriterRaven: #HotChainsawSummer
hi_im_emily: TTSF 2024: building a full-size guillotine
Phailhammer: Coming up next on LRL: Alex Chainsaws the Whole Thing!
Maddrius: new live remote bit
BrowneePoints: LRLive segment: Amateur Chainsaw Sculpture
bytecaster: Are chainsaw pacts always blood pacts?
Williams4jesus: Chainsaw pact!!!!
DigitalSeahorse: I get very nervous watching loved ones use chain saws
LordZarano: OXLY
LoadingReadyRun: Code is OXLY
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hi Ishmale
BrowneePoints: Call Me Male....ish
hi_im_emily: olly OXLY oxenfrew
TheAwkes: I'm flying back to Halifax from Vancouver, in part to operate a chainsaw, later this week.
Metric_Furlong: iirc this game knows what Evangelion is
BrowneePoints: Yea chat be good dont' guess in chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this Symphony Sanders?
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TemporallyAwry: The Bible is a classic though PrideShrug
laundreydhull: This Jackbox crew has seen way too much Chainsaw Man without seeing Chainsaw Man?
mtvcdm: This is the design choice you see these days at antique stores and liquor stores.
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig It is!
DrLigmaPhD: How do you key in eggplant emoji?
Mazrae: Let's go someone needs to no scope it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig She is so rad
Catcard: I like this person's voice. I would like them to explain more things to me.
Earthenone: Rapscallion
BrowneePoints: Oh yea chat, if you use the widget to answer you give them more words to give hints with
BrowneePoints: so guess in the widget
Sarah_Serinde: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes she is, it was fun finding out she was in this
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Catcard Symphony Sanders is on Welcome to Nightvale and Good Morning Nightvale
gualdhar: Dobby
BrowneePoints: mattlrDisapprove
Earthenone: lrrSPOOPY
SocraticMethod: lrrFRUMP
thraximore: trystt2Sip
PharaohBender27: katesHm
gualdhar: seabatClap
TemporallyAwry: jlrrNo PrideHeyyy
FarleyF: BibleThump
Phailhammer: rudeFP
Mischievous_Catgeist: sergeLurk GlitchCat
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
GhostofJeffGoldblum: is wolverine...tiny?
Fruan: teeny. Hah.
TStodden: lrrCOW lrrEFF
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap
SymphonicLolita: teeny?
KaleidoscopeMind: teeny
Leedopo: JACKEDman.
TheManaLeek: Whoa it just clicked for me that the host for this game is from Welcome to Nightvale
Juliamon: Wolverine is short
KaleidoscopeMind: wolverine is short
TotallyNotaBeholder: Teeny is good
Kaaosa: he's like 5' 5"
SocraticMethod: @GhostofJeffGoldblum 5 feet something
SentientRatKing: Wolverine in the comics is short
BrowneePoints: Wolverine is like 55
SymphonicLolita: ooh
BrowneePoints: or 5'4
drrek0: Wolverine in the comics is short
nyperold: It was this time, but it does NOT have to be human.
DiscordianTokkan: Wolvie's like, yea that
Tempest2097: Canonically 5'2
hi_im_emily: huge ackm'n
DrLigmaPhD: shoer bisexual king
LurkerSpine: Jubilee is taller than Wolvy I think
theinvisiblevoice: seabatUseless
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunHydrate
Leedopo: OH BAYBEE
korvys: X
hi_im_emily: got it
Pteraspidomorphi: Me too
MadWolf1290: got it
MilkInBags: I know what it is!
gibbousm: Videl
gualdhar: I have no freaking idea
hi_im_emily: fajita!
vaelhellion: angelina jolie
baltimore_667083: fajita
Diabore: chat stop
baltimore_667083: dammit now i want fajitas
WriterRaven: \o/
LordZarano: @gualdhar Same
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nope, I have no idea
Dog_of_Myth: No clue
thraximore: caaaaaaaaaaammie?
MilkInBags: Mulan!
DEATHlikescats: Yawara is a great guess
SnackPak_: oh
ElementalAlchemist: oh!
thraximore: oh dang
Catcard: ohhhhhhh
DiscordianTokkan: ahhhh
emberBecky: ohhhh
BrowneePoints: those were good hints alex
SquidVorb: ohhh
Thefluffiestguineapig: ohhhhh
Tempest2097: Yeah that... good prompts
eric_christian_berg: I couldn't remember her name! AGH!
TotallyNotaBeholder: Hindsight those were wonderful clues
gualdhar: Andre the Giant
Kaaosa: adam
Driosenth: Andre The Giant
MilkInBags: among us
Juliamon: I tried to give you a chance, chat.
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
LordZarano: ModLove
BrowneePoints: mattlrDisapprove
baltimore_667083: LUL
TheMerricat: sergeModLove
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
fastlane250: the incredible hukl
MilkInBags: humongous LUL
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove sergeModLove
saucemaster5000: so much for not guessing in chat
BigDaddyBland87: George RR Martin....former writer of books
DiscordianTokkan: so GIRTHY
SymphonicLolita: loong loong maaaan
Catcard: :)
Leedopo: chjbYippie
protojman: jlrrCai jlrrLlou
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
MilkInBags: what a gamer
baltimore_667083: hey i was close i said 747
TheMerricat: FBtouchdown
Pteraspidomorphi: I was overthinking this one
Diabore: #smoothtube
hi_im_emily: tuuuuuuuube
DEATHlikescats: ratewoNderDanceGuy ratewoNderDanceGuy ratewoNderDanceGuy
PharaohBender27: tqsWTF
SquidVorb: Hey soul sister
baltimore_667083: i mean, i do see maintenance trains every so often so...
Leedopo: gadgetbahn
Dread_Pirate_Westley: F***ing walk, then.
MilkInBags: teleporter
baltimore_667083: i see what ya did there ian
TemporallyAwry: This game has some real "but how big is a bread-box" energy LuvOops
Dog_of_Myth: Eat Fresh chat
TherapyforNarwhals: This episode brought to you by Subway
DeeGeeOctoPus: teleporter
laikagoat: oh wow
TherapyforNarwhals: taxi
WiJohn: Motorcycle?
TherapyforNarwhals: shit sorry
TemporallyAwry: @TherapyforNarwhals Eat Fresh 🙌
Bearudite: minecart?
paronomasiac042: eat flesh
atlr: vernicular
WiJohn: Helicopter
MilkInBags: zerorail
baltimore_667083: suspended monorail
Makrosian_Tae: Eat freed
TherapyforNarwhals: i didn't mean to type that here
Sarah_Serinde: Chat you've been asked not to put guesses in here, multiple times
Oreo1369: helocopter
Gekyouryuu: Hang glider?
DeeGeeOctoPus: blimp
hi_im_emily: eef freef
lackingsanity: Honkai star rail
SmithKurosaki: sergeModLove
DiscordianTokkan: BLIMP ORGY
Pteraspidomorphi: Oooooh.
hi_im_emily: who put blimp orgy
PharaohBender27: Welp
TheAinMAP: Oh travel
WiJohn: Got there!
Pteraspidomorphi: I tried everything BUT helicopter
ElementalAlchemist: huh
SquidVorb: HOW?
korvys: Got stuck on trains
Caffine1138: went all around it :D
wikisome: wow I cannot spell
DentedPockets: The other smooth tube
PharaohBender27: lrrWOW
Pteraspidomorphi: Hahaha
mtvcdm: WOW
Catcard: wow
ElementalAlchemist: holy heck Beej
Caffine1138: damn
TemporallyAwry: PrideLaugh wow
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap
GhostofJeffGoldblum: one brain cell
TherapyforNarwhals: NiICENice
XivXiyan: WOW
GhostValv: wowie
Oreo1369: I spelled it wrong
SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly
Sage0fMadness: lrrWOW
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
TheWriterAleph: badaBING
paronomasiac042: brrbrrbrr
TotallyNotaBeholder: well done beej
CaptainSpam: Well, of COURSE.
CodeIndigo: lrrDOTS
Makrosian_Tae: Woah
theinvisiblevoice: weeeeebs
MilkInBags: weeb assemble
DigitalSeahorse: SUNny
Tempest2097: Well then
Leedopo: ian-beej brainwaves
extrudedclown: Emote only moment
SquidVorb: I didn't even get to see the question
raulghoulia: hax
BigDaddyBland87: no scope
Sarah_Serinde: Ian, Beej, and Japan. Yeah, that tracks
rogerivany: I'm terrible at this game
ANeMzero: Yeah that scans
KaleidoscopeMind: i got none of those
Earthenone: i got that one too :P
BrowneePoints: Blather Round is AMAZING
NonUniqueGuy: I was going to try Miami.
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah I really like playing this one
Mazrae: Ian and Beej have always been drift compatible I feel like
TotallyNotaBeholder: I'm happy i got 2 and a half (was typing rr martin when it was guessed)
Seth_Erickson: Blather round is very fun yeah
Riandisa: This is one of my favorite jackbox games
Tempest2097: Please don't
CodeIndigo: this isn't exactly my favorite but i'm glad yinz enjoy it
AdamYMHMI: Where will you ship your pants?
Juliamon: I enjoy the game, less so chat ignoring directions.
DrBatman0: Congrats nelson for doing so well on your first time!
paronomasiac042: i ship my pants with the floor
Diabore: @AdamYMHMI presumably in his pants
DiscordianTokkan: sergeModLove
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunStare
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL sadly Bather 'Round is max 6 players, so we can't always play it, but it is a fun one
DigitalSeahorse: bbbenPeach
XivXiyan: ashlizPOGGERS
DigitalSeahorse: bbbenGrom bbbenGromlin
DigitalSeahorse: PrideFloat
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
TemporallyAwry: foxmarSPIN
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Snail
XivXiyan: ashlizSilly ashlizSilly
DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD_BW
GhostValv: :O
CouldntPickAUsername: lrrAWESOME
GhostofJeffGoldblum: YES
PharaohBender27: tqsClap
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
thraximore: PridePog
Sarah_Serinde: Huh, nice :D
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
DigitalSeahorse: WAT
extrudedclown: Pog
Strebenherz: PFFFFT
Catcard: seabatClap
GhostofJeffGoldblum: NELLY FROM THE TOP ROPE
DiscordianTokkan: seabatClap seabatClap elfunkPopcorn
Omthebox: Damn son
TheWriterAleph: doogCLAPPING doogCLAPPING doogCLAPPING
CaptainSpam: Oh ho ho!
ElementalAlchemist: wow!
NonUniqueGuy: That was a rough one
Phailhammer: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
Leedopo: NIIIICE
TemporallyAwry: Thank goodness, that was close sergePopcorn
Thefluffiestguineapig: Good job!!!
Makrosian_Tae: Woooooo
Tempest2097: I was literally just typing that when I got locked out, nicely done
Shparky2197: That was clutch
DrBatman0: On your first time, too, Nelson!
MomoNo9: Awww Hamtaro
paronomasiac042: lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
Mattmitchell45: Who was the Non-Object?
Makrosian_Tae: @juliamon just got here. What are the rules?
Metric_Furlong: @mtvcdm a lot of things are in this game
MomoNo9: Do not show the poop, please
Sarah_Serinde: It *is* several years old now
LordZarano: Guesses go in the extension or jackbox.tv
Earthenone: lrrCIRCLE
Sarah_Serinde: Alex pls :D
Pteraspidomorphi: :|
chrysaliss: ModLove
PharaohBender27: ModLove
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
blip2004: lrrGOAT_SG
PharaohBender27: lrrIAN lrrWOW
mtvcdm: sugars5Eff
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO
FarleyF: PogChamp benginButt
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunGeiger voxlunGeiger voxlunGeiger
mtvcdm: NotLikeThis
BigDaddyBland87: lrrEFF
DigitalSeahorse: digita435Snail
BigDaddyBland87: lrrSPOOP
atlr: crepe
mtvcdm: I just kinda... stopped guessing, halfway through.
Leedopo: haw
PharaohBender27: Welp
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
MomoNo9: DxCat
Leedopo: OH
CaptainSpam: ohhhhhh.
laikagoat: fionVoid
Makrosian_Tae: Ohhhh
Kaaosa: i was thinking empanada
SaxPython: I was on raviolli
BigDaddyBland87: yea I was nowhere close
ElementalAlchemist: There were too many gooey circles
Juliamon: That was brutal
TemporallyAwry: PrideShrug ...
WriterRaven: Queasy dillers...
Shparky2197: Did this game get harder?
baltimore_667083: half-moon was a dead giveaway for me
TemporallyAwry: lrrWOW
laikagoat: zoeyDab
BrowneePoints: I put in Frida Kahlo!
Pteraspidomorphi: Oh I typed "lady diana"
BrowneePoints: I helped!
laikagoat: got it in two
Kramburger: seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap seabatClap
Juliamon: Look up Frida Kahlo later if you're unfamiliar
Juliamon: she was rad af
LeeshaJoy: I was going through artists
TemporallyAwry: lrrNELSON PrideHeyyy
MAPBoardgames: lrrHAM
DEATHlikescats: muchin1Spin muchin1Spin muchin1Spin
MAPBoardgames: lrrDILLY
CAKHost: :(
Omthebox: dolphinS
I_Am_Clockwork: benginJam
thraximore: NotLikeThis
LeeshaJoy: SeemsGood
PharaohBender27: Dangit
ElementalAlchemist: dang
thraximore: I thought it was maple syrup for sure
slopoppotamus subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 74 months!
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mtvcdm: The gooey shape of a beehive
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
LeeshaJoy: I worked it out!
ElementalAlchemist: our bad
Omthebox: Man, this game makes you feel real dumb sometimes huh
bytecaster: It DOES produce the crowd!
BrowneePoints: i was just typing honeycomb too
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DigitalSeahorse: ssandMOD_BW
Sarah_Serinde: gabyLul Matt
SymphonicLolita: LUL
Despoiler98: trashedWiggle auriiWiggle
niccus: sesquipedaliramses
CodeIndigo: uh
ChargingFurret: wow
Despoiler98: auriiLUL auriiLUL auriiLUL
SymphonicLolita: sure!
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: Man, whatever text to speech thing they use is amazing
LeeshaJoy: HOW
korvys: They are FRIENDS
BrowneePoints: they are FRIENDS
BrowneePoints: haha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Galaxy Brain
Pinwiz11: Friends with the Situation was a+
elah806: tfpodDevsalute
SeaDiegoFC: I thought it was a jersey shore person
saucemaster5000: how dare you besmirch wlhelm reich
hi_im_emily: welcome to the highlight reel n
Despoiler98: they were ROOMMATES
kuroyuri09: lol I was thinking that with Friends too
elah806: this game feels a lot like communicating with a "bad texter"
nyperold: That's the Pharaoh who turned into a woman in cold water, right?
mtvcdm: Yep
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
ChargingFurret: WOW
SymphonicLolita: LUL
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Dog_of_Myth: LUL LUL LUL
SmithKurosaki: omg lol
Sarah_Serinde: Yeahhhhh
MadWolf1290: YEP
Omthebox: Fair
TemporallyAwry: foxmarWELP ...
GhostValv: D:
DiscordianTokkan: lol
SaxPython: KomodoHype
kuroyuri09: wow
Enmity777: LUL
epsilon_vee: \o/
I_Am_Clockwork: lrrSPOOPY lol
Caffine1138: HAHAHAHA
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
I_Drink_To_Forget_Thermo: I mean...yeah
CodeIndigo: no, we all agree
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam voxlunCarp
AtomicAlchemical: nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: SLAM DUNK
DEATHlikescats: Accurate
LeeshaJoy: That *is* a cruel civilization
Snowcookies: Ian FLorida
Twilight_Spark: Floridians FLORIDA up.
KevlarGiraffe: sergeGG sergeGG
iris_of_ether: foxmarWELP foxmarWELP foxmarWELP
TheThirdTail: Omelas is a beautiful answer, and I appreciate it very much
DigitalSeahorse: yup
SentientRatKing: Florida has claimed you Ian
SquidVorb: Not wrong
mtvcdm: !clip
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DrLigmaPhD: Florida (Derogatory)
Tempest2097: I'm dying
SentientRatKing: You're a Florida man now
Omthebox: Nelly with the snipe
Twilight_Spark: Floridians don't despise the swamp though, come slurp into it with us.
Enmity777: This game is great
Tempest2097: LUL
TheAinMAP: lrrNELSON 2020Victory
rogerivany: I never have a clue with that game
NonUniqueGuy: Nelly has that new player luck
Omthebox: Helicopter and Beehive still hurt
Earthenone: !break
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Earthenone: !prime
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Juliamon: JOB JOB
Dog_of_Myth: JOB JOB!
Diabore: JOB JOB
laikagoat: job job wheelerOok
DigitalSeahorse: JOBJOB
LurkerSpine: Is job job like Dan Dan?
Drasvin: JOB JOB
shendaras: Adam looking huge.
Shparky2197: Job Job! Yes!!!
airylan: !badadvice
LRRbot: Don't bite tongue.
DigitalSeahorse: is goodgood
Diabore: chat favourite job job
e_bloc: Cheer5000 jobjob
PharaohBender27: Sadly, I got to bounce due to a meeting :(
sydnius: meow meow meow
Pteraspidomorphi: I love fibbage too
DrLigmaPhD: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a powerful character
DigitalSeahorse: right up there with Drawful
SmithKurosaki: cya pharoah
BrowneePoints: Anyways Chat, if you've seen Coco you might know who Frida Kahlo is
CAKHost: Do not the Water Cooler
LurkerSpine: !vaselineorbarcode
LRRbot: Vaseline!
AnderKryst: Cheer100
DEATHlikescats: @pharaohbender27 have a great meeting!
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL This reminds me a bit of Mysterium, in the way that you are trying to give clues only to find the guessers going completely down the wrong path
BrowneePoints: if you don't, check her out, one hell of an amazing Woman Painter
Pteraspidomorphi: DigitalSeahorse: No games had drawing tonight, maybe deliberate?
Tempest2097: Frida Kahlo's art is seriously amazing
CururuGuasu: JobJob: AKA Incoherent Swearing Simulator
Fanklok: Oh boy I love the game where everyone is horny for a watercooler
BrowneePoints: and she challenged gender norms AND the patriarchy like..god is it a century ago now?
CAKHost: JobJob doesn't let you pick individual letters to make the responses, correct?
DigitalSeahorse: Pteraspidomorphi maybe
Sarah_Serinde: @CAKHost Only words and punctuation
BrowneePoints: yea 1907-1954
saucemaster5000: @LoadingReadyRun there's a sequel to mysterium with both pictures and physical objects I've been meaning to check out
eastcoastpiracy: lrrGREED
CAKHost: @CAKHost Thanks!
TStodden: Job Job is like poetry magnets meet job interview...
Sarah_Serinde: But you can take words from anywhere on the screen, including from the question you're being asked
LordZarano: @CAKHost Unless people enter individual letters
DaxStrife: "How do you handle stress?" "Shint, I beef pile on the oblong and tuck."
Juliamon: Things like "a" and "I" can be valid if used
Sarah_Serinde: True
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codatski: So close to 60!
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LordZarano: And they need all categories of words, like...
Sarah_Serinde: I don't remember that, but that doesn't mean it didn't happen
LordZarano: Adverbs?
Sarah_Serinde: It doesn't require you to enter specific types of words, it can just be helpful to others if you do
DigitalSeahorse: ffff I hate when I have to bite pills to get them to go down
DigitalSeahorse: at least that one didn't taste horrible
Juliamon: mood, pills are annoying
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:57:19.
Juliamon: the worst is when you're in the process of swallowing and your body decides "nah I'm not into this"
Earthenone: i also took pills this break
DigitalSeahorse: Juliamon indeed!
LordZarano: Oh I've been practising taking pills with vitamins. I can take them without water now!
DigitalSeahorse: then you throw both it up and some of your lunch
SmithKurosaki: @Juliamon me.png when I take my CBD pill at night
CAKHost: I think my brain is just remembering an entry that was pretty short, like maybe 2-3 words/punctuation and ended up giving a good score because they used 3 different people's words/punctuation to make what they did.
KeytarCat: I forgot to take my E 2 hours ago! Good thing this one isn't required for my hour to hour mood
DigitalSeahorse: LordZarano maybe not with the iron, I've heard iron can affect some meds
DoodlestheGreat: Awww yeah.
hi_im_emily: jorb jorb!
CAKHost: All those years watching Zero Punctuation didn't drill into my brain how to spell 'punctuation'
laundreydhull: i spite this game so much.
fastlane250: everyone's favorite watercooler boss
mtvcdm: Someone'll get that
WriterRaven: Jub Jub! =D
GredGredmansson: Mx. Bubbles
DigitalSeahorse: most of my vitamins are chewable
Shparky2197: That poor mop
hi_im_emily: reminder: m. bubbles uses they/them
Juliamon: theeeeey
DigitalSeahorse: jorb jorb
GredGredmansson: Bubbles is genderless I think?
BrowneePoints: Mx Bubbles
LordZarano: DUXD
BrowneePoints: Mix
NonUniqueGuy: DUXD
Juliamon: Bubbles is NB
hi_im_emily: not mx in their case, just m
laundreydhull: Hard pass, miss.
DigitalSeahorse: the question can be part of the answer
GredGredmansson: could have sworn I've seen "Mx. Bubbles" on their name placard
baltimore_667083: keep it cookin in the pot
CaptainSpam: desert toast
laikagoat: anything bread
Diabore: desert texture
DigitalSeahorse: words from anywhere on the device
DoodlestheGreat: desert toast
WriterRaven: Desert bread
NonUniqueGuy: Desert Bread
Juliamon: it's M. Bubbles on the powerpoints
mtvcdm: Well, let's see how much of it is swear words tonight.
SentientRatKing: A trick I use for taking pill is filling my mouth with water first then tilting my head up and dropping the pills into my mouth and then swallow. That way it feels like drinking a mouthful of water and the pills sort of get lost in it.
NonUniqueGuy: 40%
mtvcdm: Also, I restate my ongoing quest to have the punctuation win the picture poll.
Kaaosa: which jackbox is this from?
CodeIndigo: @mtvcdm it's ALL swear words
ph0enix__42: desert toast
DoodlestheGreat: Do we have Desert Bread and Desert Toast on the Desert Bus?
SkylerRingtail: I could've sworn the extension used to work for this game
fastlane250: bodily
TriseAlpha: Two Minutes warming
Earthenone: eggs !
laikagoat: egg bichon
iris_of_ether: Cake guy
Sarah_Serinde: SkylerRingtail It does, try refreshing
Tangsm: eggs bichon
emberBecky: cake what
WriterRaven: cake comma
NonUniqueGuy: Egg !
DoodlestheGreat: eggs guy
nyperold: ??? frise
baltimore_667083: wait toast can speak?
Sarah_Serinde: Or at least, it definitely has in the past
CaptainSpam: eggs frise
LordZarano: Cake what
ph0enix__42: egg frise
GredGredmansson: hey billy
Riandisa: eggs !
SkylerRingtail: @Sarah_Serinde I did. Ah well, I'll just vote the old-fashioned way
NonUniqueGuy: @baltimore_667083 If it is Disguised
MurphEP: Has the desk always had a face? I've never noticed
mtvcdm: cake!
TriseAlpha: @baltimore_667083 Sure can. Just ask Powdered Toast Man
Gekyouryuu: @MurphEP yup
Oreo1369: how do you vote for images
Sarah_Serinde: @Sarah_Serinde I had to refresh twice before it would work
LeeshaJoy: wup, the overlay's working now
laikagoat: seabatClap seabatClap
Pteraspidomorphi: MurphEP: Everything in the room has faces
NonUniqueGuy: Everything has faces
CodeIndigo: that desk has Seen Things
MurphEP: Horrifying
Diabore: huh, extension just clicked for me
KeytarCat: @MurphEP it also eats things sometimes
laundreydhull: I almost must suggest myself; that this is the kind of personality I'm expecting to be interviewed by for any job. (at this point) because unapologetics can be indifferent.
GredGredmansson: water cooler
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp
TheDangerWaffle: undecided
DigitalSeahorse: catfishing
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Oops, didn't update the extension for the new game. Should be working now
GredGredmansson: @MurphEP everything in this office is alive
DigitalSeahorse: fishtailing
Diabore: ol rise and f rise
Sarah_Serinde: Thanks Paul
nyperold: A fish, certainly.
MurphEP: Oh dear
CAKHost: wat
TriseAlpha: Remember kids: cocaine is a hell of a drug. It'll f you up.
DrLigmaPhD: Chatting by the watercooler < Chatting UP the watercooler
Dog_of_Myth: scoopsCHEER
mtvcdm: They did them by volume, for sport.
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CodeIndigo: tide pond
laundreydhull: My attitude isn't any better either anyway.
laundreydhull: No, were not.
Lord_Hosk: in the 20s? they did that when I was in High school
LordZarano: This is the Banjo Kazooee universe, everything has eyes
mtvcdm: (And remember you can use words from the question.)
GredGredmansson: baby baby baby baby baby baby baby baby
laundreydhull: Your interviewer is 'n e v e r' your friend, chat.
miniMacGuru: I remember the "swallow a goldfish" prank, but at least in my case, it was a can of peaches. (They showed you a goldfish before blind-folding you though)
mtvcdm: penguin I
Shadwhawk: Penguin Rights
SymphonicLolita: penguin her
Earthenone: penguins listening
laikagoat: penguins i dont care what else
saucemaster5000: penguin listening
GredGredmansson: Penguin Listening
Diabore: penguin
CaptainSpam: penguins listening
WriterRaven: Penguins listening
DoodlestheGreat: Penguins listening
Tangsm: penguin rights
kuroyuri09: penguin her ^^
MrPhlip: penguin her
LordZarano: penguin rights!
DigitalSeahorse: rise and dynamic
NonUniqueGuy: Penguin Rights
ph0enix__42: penguin her
BigDaddyBland87: penguin her
paronomasiac042: penguins listening
CodeIndigo: heck yeah we are
Tangsm: And why don't YOU support penguin rights, Paul?
mtvcdm: The penguins are ALWAYS listening Paul
DigitalSeahorse: penguin rights! bbbenTranstank1 bbbenTranstank1 bbbenTranstank1
CouldntPickAUsername: emu cavalry
Earthenone: penguin rights are corvid rights!
CouldntPickAUsername: ostrich artillery
laikagoat: smiley clogs
Pteraspidomorphi: Finally a good one
Diabore: hands leave
NonUniqueGuy: Balloons Clogs
Shadwhawk: Balloon clogs
DoodlestheGreat: balloons clogs
CaptainSpam: Balloons you
saucemaster5000: smiley clogs
WriterRaven: Balloons door
iris_of_ether: balloon come
Tempest2097: Gotta listen to other penguins
Angreed66: baloon clogas
GredGredmansson: Handshake Clogs
mtvcdm: balloons door
CodeIndigo: balloons come
Thefluffiestguineapig: hands clog
TStodden: Balloon but(t)
BigDaddyBland87: hand clogs
DrLigmaPhD: Balloon come
SajuukSjet: ballon leave
paronomasiac042: balloon you
Loonatic93: I thought those were Orcas!
ph0enix__42: balloons come
DigitalSeahorse: haha penguin rights wins!
TriseAlpha: penguin rights, penguin lefts, penguin kicks, long as they're doing it to metal covers aping pop culture music, it'll sell
laundreydhull: Can I not like Fraiser without watching any of it? tl;dr thrash-at-me
LordZarano: balloon come
Dog_of_Myth: balloon clogs
emberBecky: balloons clogs
NonUniqueGuy: You can share the posters on Twitter.
Thefluffiestguineapig: probably rights issues
CodeIndigo: yes adam
arcanist1740: yes
emberBecky: yayy baloons
SymphonicLolita: we are clicking buttons
Juliamon: Chat is doing their own thing
CaptainSpam: We have options on our own devices.
CodeIndigo: also potato nougat
TriseAlpha: I'm saying random things
laikagoat: just voicing our choices
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that a heart in the wall?????
hi_im_emily: "make clogs happen" is that poster telling us to take shits
laundreydhull: am saying MY indifference. Yes.
KaleidoscopeMind: we're "coordinating"
mtvcdm: We pick the picture, and then a word from a sentence provided by the game.
MilkInBags: this is just shitposting
GredGredmansson: we're making suggestions to ones who are unsure
thraximore: we're shouting into the void
Fruan: We're trying to influence the vote, basically.
BigDaddyBland87: we are engaging
Mcgwee: Ook ook
spethycakes: we like to type
Phailhammer: ook ook type words
Angreed66: We're trying to convince other chatters
Sarah_Serinde: Chat likes to try and coordinate or convince other people
Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't like to type.
TriseAlpha: #Engagement
DoodlestheGreat: We're saying what we picked to promote our choices.
Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig great question, next question
CodeIndigo: paul's voice reading chat makes us very happy
mwlsn: We’re monkeys with typewriters
mtvcdm: What we're doing in chat is expressing how we voted.
WiJohn: I do like shrieking in to the electric void
PhorrestGaze: if we don't type we fade into the void
sheqesi: We're collaborating 😄
emberBecky: we're sharing our ideas so other people will pick best answer =)
laundreydhull: Hope I'm not being a turd about it?(mods?)
Kaaosa: if i don't type at least once per minute i will die
2 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
DigitalSeahorse: they're a bunch of chimps on typewriters
hi_im_emily: isn't that that actor who played doctor strange
Sarah_Serinde: Welcome raiders!
CAKHost: This is what you get with a Hive Mind, Adam! :P
CodeIndigo: oh hey, now it's a jackbox stream
CaptainSpam: "For Action 5 News, I'm Monsterdick Ballsweat."
TriseAlpha: Happy Valentine's Day, apparently
Scy_Anide: Milk unto others as you would have them milk unto you.
DigitalSeahorse: xD
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
DigitalSeahorse: hehehehhehe
tehfewl: monsterd*ck b%llsweat is my twitter when a new hot monster comes out
SkylerRingtail: That was Nelly?!
vellebastet subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 29 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, vellebastet! (Today's storm count: 56)
Nigouki: *cries in Ontario*
DigitalSeahorse: not being sick to my stomach makes me want to get up
CodeIndigo: everyone loves marineland
mtvcdm: Yep, it's certainly a Job Job word pool.
saucemaster5000: we get it, swearing is funny
CaptainSpam: Man, who ISN'T excited by the very existence of Ontario?
Twilight_Spark: I also wake up jazzed the fuck Onatrio. Kappa
BigDaddyBland87: as opposed to the standard harsh militant asscandles
Sarah_Serinde: These days I am not excited about Ontario =_=
DigitalSeahorse: LOL
Nigouki: oh it's no love
laundreydhull: @CaptainSpam I... don't compute?!
DigitalSeahorse: I'm in Ontario and it doesn't get me up
GredGredmansson: so, nelson just wrote nothin but curse words huh
airylan: ans an Ontarian, I can say "fuck Ontario" is a valid feeling
saucemaster5000: who's been hacking my breakup texts?
Diabore: @DigitalSeahorse ontario keeps us down if anything
TotallyNotaBeholder: I'm excited that ontario is real and I'm not there
CodeIndigo: @TotallyNotaBeholder same
BigDaddyBland87: LRR should now be concered
DigitalSeahorse: I'm flaccid for being in Ontario right now
vellebastet: LUL
Twilight_Spark: Buy buy buy
Metric_Furlong: Alex.
CodeIndigo: you know what it means
Shadwhawk: So much cursing
paronomasiac042: bigger bubbles, love doll
laundreydhull: What did Ontario even do!? LUL
hi_im_emily: alex.
CaptainSpam: M Bubbles should be afraid.
mtvcdm: You can never have a big enough bubbles love-doll.
Earthenone: gotta vote for the powertpuff girls
hi_im_emily: NELLY.
jessicaengle: jlrrFacepalm
GredGredmansson: *i roll to seduce the watercooler*
nyperold: A love-doll of the boss?
mtvcdm: IAN
TemporallyAwry: sergeJustRight
SymphonicLolita: LUL
laikagoat: lrrIAN
saucemaster5000: that is a word I'd give him
Veraphage: they're the same answer
GredGredmansson: lrrIAN
spethycakes: lrrIAN
Snowcookies: ian
laundreydhull: I see.
LurkerSpine: tiltyhPLS tiltyhPLS tiltyhPLS tiltyhPLS
DigitalSeahorse: lrrIAN
epsilon_vee: chutzpah
CAKHost: The callouts are coming from inside the Jack Box!
hi_im_emily: what is dickspliff
GredGredmansson: i don't feel comfortable with either of these
CodeIndigo: that one will get us on watchlists
laundreydhull: no, pls
JohnLockeCole: I will not
GredGredmansson: CEASE
DigitalSeahorse: some of those are hard
TemporallyAwry: !badadvice
LRRbot: Take the Master Key.
SquidVorb: The Chinese government will not let you Baidu dicksplif
hi_im_emily: or jordynne for that matter
Sarah_Serinde: Yeah that's sensible advice
NonUniqueGuy: Just don't google anything anyone from LRR says
randombillfolds: Just Cuil it.
laikagoat: plane you
SquidVorb: Ok, I'll use bing
JohnLockeCole: I *have* googled things Beej Says, Beej has anime reccomendations
iarethel0ser: Plane child.
tehfewl: car you
CaptainSpam: Plane you
Tempest2097: car child
paronomasiac042: i have the super-secret tech of already knowing all this stuff
Diabore: plane looking
Earthenone: plane .
NonUniqueGuy: Plane You
Pteraspidomorphi: Looking
Shadwhawk: Plane child
Angreed66: plane .
SymphonicLolita: plane .
WriterRaven: Plane .
Thefluffiestguineapig: Car period
GredGredmansson: Highway Here's
Oreo1369: plane child
LeeshaJoy: car here's
PhorrestGaze: plane child
the_tarabyte: plane .
ph0enix__42: plane ,
saucemaster5000: plane you
Dog_of_Myth: plane .
iris_of_ether: Plane Here's
Mcgwee: Plane .
Tangsm: smooth tube.
BigDaddyBland87: road child
emberBecky: oh . is strong
laundreydhull: "Don't Google anything I or Ian or Beej say!" -Alex Steacy
DigitalSeahorse: does the chair also have a face?
TriseAlpha: buttons!
AdamYMHMI: Plane here's
CodeIndigo: bubbles. bubbles please learn how to politics.
terribleplan: plane heres
Twilight_Spark: Balloon plane
LordZarano: Car child
CodeIndigo: @DigitalSeahorse do you really want the answer to that?
DrLigmaPhD: Bubbles is doing an ahegao face, no?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DigitalSeahorse Maybe? I know the desk does and the wall has organs
BigDaddyBland87: darts trombone
laikagoat: feeling
shendaras: She's
Diabore: any trombone
WriterRaven: Darts trombone
iris_of_ether: Animals feeling
Shadwhawk: Plushes queasy
SajuukSjet: furries frank
Earthenone: animal !
PipPosit: furry she's
NonUniqueGuy: Furrys Frank
CaptainSpam: furries trombone
TriseAlpha: this is AI comedy, everyone.
DoodlestheGreat: Furries, frank
WiJohn: Had dream, now have child
ElementalAlchemist: dart's She's
ph0enix__42: furries trombone
AdamYMHMI: animals trombone
GredGredmansson: Darts She's
Oreo1369: plush lucky
LeeshaJoy: furry she's
laundreydhull: this Spirit sucks
tehfewl: furry your
SymphonicLolita: darts play
Tugs_Keng: I'm inspired
JarofGoats: Furry trombone
SkylerRingtail: furry feeling
SurfDownstage: furry she's
paronomasiac042: furries hard
Dog_of_Myth: plushes trombone
Mcgwee: Fur trombone
saucemaster5000: furry trombone
terribleplan: dart trombone
Tempest2097: Furry trombone
Forgebold: I appreciate your poster readings every time, Paul
mtvcdm: arrow queasy
Oreo1369: futty lucky
Pteraspidomorphi: I went straight for trombone :D
mirshebs: furry shes
Leedopo: dart she's
korvys: she's
DigitalSeahorse: fuzzy
LordZarano: Furries She's
ElementalAlchemist: dang
Leedopo: c'mon, transfem posting rise up one time
DigitalSeahorse: you're my hero too
thraximore: dang it
thraximore: 😔
CodeIndigo: @Leedopo i got you
Thefluffiestguineapig: AAHHH
PipPosit: Chat, I'm disappointed in you.
thraximore: should've been She's
Loonatic93: Valve Trombones exist.
laundreydhull: who even is that intercom voice?
DigitalSeahorse: eyes!
CAKHost: Is that how reorganization happens in this office?
GredGredmansson: "She's harder, every day"
DrBatman0: Ian, do you play Euphonium or Baritone?
Earthenone: sky me
WriterRaven: Sky something
CaptainSpam: Cave slip
saucemaster5000: sky me
eric_christian_berg: Cave Help
Omthebox: help
ElementalAlchemist: cave help
SymphonicLolita: cave help
NonUniqueGuy: Cave Me
Oreo1369: sky help
Mcgwee: Man something
AdamYMHMI: cave something
Tempest2097: Cave Help
Diabore: cave help
BigDaddyBland87: cave somthing
GredGredmansson: Cave Comfortable
LeeshaJoy: cave something
gibbousm: It was me all along
tehfewl: cave something
Thefluffiestguineapig: cave help
DrLigmaPhD: Cave me
Dog_of_Myth: cave help
Lizardman175: something
emberBecky: cave something
PipPosit: cave me
Angreed66: cave something
terribleplan: sky something
paronomasiac042: cave help
ph0enix__42: cave something
CodeIndigo: man something person car door hand hook
Tempest2097: Man me a sand
LordZarano: sky comfortable
Veraphage: the ol' job job job interview
PhorrestGaze: cave something
randombillfolds: If they get a callback, they get a call back.
Tugs_Keng: did she turn into cool aid?
DrLigmaPhD: Bubbles got a grip like a python ;)
AzaleaCloud: Hello Job Jobbers :O
TeaSquirrel subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 95 months!
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gibbousm: Crapshots idea mayhaps?
Gekyouryuu: @CodeIndigo man door hand hook car gun
laundreydhull: Clearly, I'd never pass that. As in aced interview(s) or etc.
WriterRaven: Tiger DNA
ElementalAlchemist: tiger .
saucemaster5000: tiger cheddar
laikagoat: tiger cheddar
hi_im_emily: tiger cheddar
DoodlestheGreat: tiger cheddar
LurkerSpine: tiger cheddar
iris_of_ether: tiger cheese
Tempest2097: Tiger DNA
NonUniqueGuy: Pants Cheddar
CaptainSpam: tiger cheddar
CodeIndigo: pants but
Diabore: either cheddar
Oreo1369: tiger sharp
ph0enix__42: tiger DNA
Angreed66: tiger dna
Omthebox: pants cheddar
DrLigmaPhD: Tiger .
MrPhlip: tiger sharp
paronomasiac042: pants cheddar
GredGredmansson: Tiger Cheddar
LeeshaJoy: tiger cheddar
Snowcookies: Tiger one
Dog_of_Myth: tiger cheddar
BigDaddyBland87: tiger cheddar
mtvcdm: pants!
SymphonicLolita: pants but
tehfewl: pants cheddar
Calaban161: PANTS BUT
Mcgwee: Tiger one
coachNelly: rat feet
emberBecky: tiger sharp
Juliamon: the phrase "tiger cheddar" is incredible
PipPosit: jeans dna (genes)
mirshebs: tiger cheddar
Shparky2197: Gotta head off. Catch you in the vod
coachNelly: tricolour pen
LordZarano: jeans but
PhorrestGaze: pants DNA
korvys: Tiger one
Oreo1369: tiger chedder
coachNelly: jesus and oprah
emberBecky: we didn't get to see 'multitasking' =(
Gekyouryuu: depends what you're looking AT
DigitalSeahorse: my something says to do one thing at a time
CAKHost: They're working on their Vitamin D gains.
epsilon_vee: looking sounds like a free action
gibbousm: Is that robot from the rap battle game?
shendaras: Digest. Heart beat.
GredGredmansson: yes.
laundreydhull: d20
saucemaster5000: dangerously cheesy
zerragonoss: Well enjoying the sunset and enjoying the teledildonics device is two things.
CodeIndigo: hotdog sandwich
KeytarCat: The exotic is getting away!
rosesmcgee: we'll see what the ol' annual performance review has to say...
TheAinMAP: HyperCheese StinkyCheese
Mcgwee: It could be better
GredGredmansson: not with THAT attitude
laikagoat: could be sharper
nyperold: The other one was just the sky, so there's more being done in the cave entrance one.
WriterRaven: @gibbousm Yup, Job Job is packed with characters from other Jackbox games.
arcanist1740: we have cheddar at home
laundreydhull: cheddar can age, right?
saucemaster5000: take it up with the cheetos cat
WiJohn: Could always be more cheddar
Nigouki: North American cheddar doesn't even counts as cheddar
DigitalSeahorse: cheddar HARDER!
JohnLockeCole: More Cheddary!
Omthebox: Reach for the stars so you'll land amongst the moon cheese
gibbousm: Cheddar is probably my favorite cheese
adelius3: what a horriffic thought
CAKHost: I thought that's why we have Sharp Cheddar?
Juliamon: "the cheddar cows"
Tangsm: You don't build a cheese success story without standards.
laundreydhull: There's a specific cow for Cheddar!?
gibbousm: It kind of is
shendaras: I mean maybe
DoodlestheGreat: I'd love to bowl under the left name.
GredGredmansson: Is that what Fruits Basket is about?
laundreydhull: duh heck!?
avi_miller: I mean, actually sort of
LurkerSpine: well, kind of
TemporallyAwry: It's not completely untrue though :p
LurkerSpine: milk, really
badpandabear: Goat cheese comes from a very different cow
CodeIndigo: @GredGredmansson no, but ghost stories is
lamina5432: did you know there was a better banana thats extinct
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Is a goat just a different kind of cow?
korvys: Different cows broadly do affect the cheese, but most "kinds" of cheese are more about the process, not the milk
DigitalSeahorse: Old Cheddar Harder
GredGredmansson: @GredGredmansson oh I'm aware of Ghost Stories
Loonatic93: Nice Ian!
hi_im_emily: mods change my name to ghost bangin' fruit basket
gibbousm: Certain cheeses MUST be made by specific cows that grazed in specific regions
SajuukSjet: Nelly showing off how to wind the kids up :lau
DigitalSeahorse: Old Cheddar Harder Faster
Juliamon: Cheese is complicated
DarknessKingCoH: The Annatto coloring goes extinct and we have to find a new color for Cheddar
NoxStryx: That is true if you consider goats and sheep different cows
hi_im_emily: technologic
SymphonicLolita: first one is the correct response
GredGredmansson: look, you can't solve all your problems by milking them
saucemaster5000: I've made fermented vegan cheese. what now?
DigitalSeahorse: ohmy
Phailhammer: IAN
DigitalSeahorse: hahhahah
nyperold: That reminds me of the time Yotsuba from Yotsuba! thought strawberry milk was cows' blood.
satyropodobny: put'em in a stew
Tiber727: Goat cheese comes from the greatest cows.
DigitalSeahorse: someone did the song I'm happy
DiscordianTokkan: on every FACE
AzaleaCloud: That's amazing that two different Daft Punk songs got referenced.
laundreydhull: They do that now?
gibbousm: lrrWOW
Earthenone: Thiccquids
BigDaddyBland87: gym pump ass
KeytarCat: Pounce him, trounce him, pick him up and bounce him...
DrLigmaPhD: Left is roasting larry for poor orgy performance
gibbousm: lrrCOW
nyperold: Yotsuba&!, rather.
hi_im_emily: we'll put on zeppelin and eat cheddar cheese
inconsideratehat: Yeah they all feel like Happy In Paraguay 😅
GredGredmansson: d'cha ever think of THAT?!
saucemaster5000: I like the interviewee turning to alright an empty crowd
TriseAlpha: i would note, he's selling candy FOR the marching band, not TO the marching band...
WriterRaven: @hi_im_emily How many fish heads?
boristhewizard: coneySHAKE coneySHAKE coneySHAKE
CodeIndigo: first synergy squirt of the day
hi_im_emily: @hi_im_emily FIVE
Creature_Comforts: Simple. To the point.
nyperold: Not just Frank's.
NoOne_OfConsequence: Is it just me, or does this game in particular always get extra filthy? (not complaining)
laundreydhull: water your franks, chat.
TriseAlpha: alrighty then
stevefromdetroit: why is heads plural
KeytarCat: Can confirm! It sucks!
nyperold: Or not just the one on his shoulders.
laundreydhull: No, Alex! You monster! Use a watering pail!
DigitalSeahorse: water on both your heads
GredGredmansson: the8bitWot
gibbousm: Regular reminder that Adam is a demigod a far above us puny mortals
boristhewizard: coneyTUESDAY
Leedopo: fuck beej, bojangle
Oreo1369: bojangle style
TriseAlpha: yes. Also no.
Twilight_Spark: He starts as Beej the Manager, but when releasing magical energy becomes Beej! Bojangle
CodeIndigo: "blank stare" is the result of ANSWERING these questions
DigitalSeahorse: xD
BigDaddyBland87: dammit he beat me to it
DigitalSeahorse: lrrIAN lrrIAN lrrIAN
GredGredmansson: Lamply?
drewm1022: I love lamp.
Earthenone: piano infant
laikagoat: anything infant
DoodlestheGreat: yoga infant
Diabore: either infant
Shadwhawk: Yoga nobody
paronomasiac042: piano infant
SymphonicLolita: piano infant
Tempest2097: Piano Infant
airylan: girl coroner
AdamYMHMI: infant
NonUniqueGuy: Piano infant
mtvcdm: infant
gibbousm: They lacked a spark
the_tarabyte: anything infant
WriterRaven: Piano the
saucemaster5000: piano infant
tehfewl: yoga infant
emberBecky: piano infant!
Mcgwee: Yoga in
BigDaddyBland87: piano nobdoy
Angreed66: piano infant
LeeshaJoy: yoga infant
GredGredmansson: PIano Infant
DrLigmaPhD: Yoga nobody
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Adam's avatar a dodecahedron?
SajuukSjet: yoga corner
terribleplan: yoga nobody
ani_laurel: nobody
PipPosit: yoga the
Oreo1369: piano infant
Dog_of_Myth: yoga infant
ph0enix__42: girl infant
Riandisa: piano corner
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yoga corner
SocraticMethod: I love M Bubbles. I can never get over their derpface.
gibbousm: So everything but the audience count has eyes. Even the chair
saucemaster5000: got their ass streamer
GredGredmansson: aw man you went too fast in that round
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
mtvcdm: Shrek no!
DoodlestheGreat: Awww... Now we'll never know what won.
DigitalSeahorse: answer chicken
ElementalAlchemist: fish nice
Tempest2097: Fish Monks
Pteraspidomorphi: people monks?
WriterRaven: Fish advice
mtvcdm: fish monks
DrLigmaPhD: Fish The
Mcgwee: People monks
saucemaster5000: people monks
BigDaddyBland87: people monks
airylan: fish nice
SymphonicLolita: fish monks
tehfewl: fish monks
Oreo1369: people monks
MrPhlip: fish nice
GredGredmansson: Water The
paronomasiac042: people monks
NonUniqueGuy: Fish Monks
Earthenone: anything advice
ElementalAlchemist: "nice" is a good answer to the prompt
Thefluffiestguineapig: People monastery
WiJohn: monkfish
the_tarabyte: fish nice
AdamYMHMI: fish nice
Dog_of_Myth: fish monks
Riandisa: fish nice
ph0enix__42: fish nice
terribleplan: fish best
LeeshaJoy: fish best
DoodlestheGreat: Fish Monks, coming this Fall on Hulu!
Gekyouryuu: I'm still bummed we didn't get the previous poster
epsilon_vee: fish you
DigitalSeahorse: answer people chicken monks
GredGredmansson: @Gekyouryuu "The Infant Is Right"
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Don't do it, that watercooler's just a thirst trap
gibbousm: lrrSLOTH
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am literally sitting knitting and it makes me happy that M. Bubbles knits
NonUniqueGuy: @DoodlestheGreat Might be able to look it up later
PipPosit: fish best
emberBecky: where's the poster with infant :[
GredGredmansson: @LoadingReadyRun *coughs, drinks water*
DoodlestheGreat: @LoadingReadyRun Oh, you... :tf:
xantos69: Gotta say, that boss lady is a tall drink of water.
LaconicLad: I've just been reminded that I forgot to watch Fish Police... a long time ago.
GredGredmansson: uhhhhh where's our poster
Juliamon: I think the posters broke
TheDangerWaffle: big brain time
Tangsm: I think the tiger broke the posters.
emberBecky: is poster stuck. wehhhh
Tempest2097: Yeah I think the poster is broken
thraximore: @xantos69 ayyyy
Tempest2097: Oh here we go
LeeshaJoy: there's been a strike at the poster factory
Mcgwee: Monk
ElementalAlchemist: Eighty percent of success is nice.
laundreydhull: kay, that knitting was the most genuine i've seen this sentient character behave.
GredGredmansson: Especially since Monastery Mentor was reprinted
Xooszi subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 46 months!
Xooszi: 46 months! That sure is some months. Have a great stream, friendos!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Xooszi! (Today's storm count: 58)
TheDangerWaffle: i mean that is more accurate than it needs to be lol
LurkerSpine: death to lunch thieves
kuroyuri09: at least they're honest xD
zed_alpha: broother
LeeshaJoy: wearing a dog as pants seems like a bad idea
GredGredmansson: NO.
saucemaster5000: the new zelda sucks, navi's a no show
Laserbeaks_Fury subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 66 months!
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Laserbeaks_Fury! (Today's storm count: 59)
Twilight_Spark: No no, you're paying your pants, getting the dog.
Sarah_Serinde: Oh don't do that :D
hi_im_emily: "i take it rough" whoooaaa
gibbousm: Beej eggs
DoodlestheGreat: Rough and sticky.
DigitalSeahorse: lrrIAN
TriseAlpha: HAAM
gibbousm: lrrWHEELER eggs you say?
ElementalAlchemist: gg Nelly!
zarbit: Close game!
korvys: Pretty good for his first time
hi_im_emily: nelly back at it again at krispy kreme
Oreo1369: nelly
NonUniqueGuy: First Timer Luck
paronomasiac042: wow, great first game, nelly!
korvys: benginTry
TheAinMAP: lrrNELSON HyperCrown
BigDaddyBland87: I'll take it
DiscordianTokkan: 54.7K US
WiJohn: Ooh a living wage!
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
hi_im_emily: that's about 73.8k CAD
Feriority subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 67 months!
Feriority: In 67 CE, the first of a series of riots that led to the fall of Emperor Nero began
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Feriority! (Today's storm count: 60)
TheDangerWaffle: 3 br depending
Oreo1369: quipqulash
SymphonicLolita: thanks ian
vaelhellion: part of my union is on strike
gibbousm: Is there a LRR Union?
TheDangerWaffle: or in some places a studio lol
DigitalSeahorse: no drawing today
mtvcdm: As is typical, I won't be playing from the audience for Fibbage, I'll be grabbing the sources for the questions *so the rest of you don't have to.*
DrLigmaPhD: Fibbage but pronounced like the French would
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler has a mind like a steel trap
hi_im_emily: wheeler is knower of silly things
Oreo1369: BS is the name of the game
LurkerSpine: sweet little lies
Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh *unionize*. I've been restoring electrons to atoms this entire time.
Pteraspidomorphi: Diplomacy
hi_im_emily: as a fellow autistic person i am much the same
Thefluffiestguineapig: @hi_im_emily Same
xantos69: So you would just say.... "We will be right back."
GredGredmansson: !quote audience
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
DrLigmaPhD: !quote chat
LRRbot: Quote #4570: "There's no chance Adam gets this in two shots." —chat, to Adam, before he got it in two shots. [2017-12-30]
DigitalSeahorse: yes get the truth out there before the lies
KeytarCat: I just autocompleted to Shoebill Octopus
GredGredmansson: !findquote audience
LRRbot: Quote #6938: "More heads, no tongue, that's what the audience wants." —Ian [2020-05-06]
Thefluffiestguineapig: Eh
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is not a dinosaur!
Thefluffiestguineapig: It is from the ice age
thraximore: oh, a new fibbage!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: iwell, technically it's a dinosaur
GhostofJeffGoldblum: because birds are dinosaurs
NonUniqueGuy: ILHR
Thefluffiestguineapig: And it fed on giant armadillos
TheMandrew: oh man, i've met bowlers like that
GhostofJeffGoldblum: it's not a non-avian dinosaur thougyh correct
12 raiders from edgeyberzerker have joined!
Earthenone: ILHR, or I Love HR!
saucemaster5000: go birds
LordZarano: ILHR
Dog_of_Myth: ILHR, the Raze Boar
Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
DigitalSeahorse: poor shell of a parrot
nyperold: I Lied, Here's Right!
LoadingReadyRun: Code is ILHR, unfortunately the extension doesn't support this one yet
Juliamon: Florida? It could be ANYTHING
Laserbeaks_Fury: Shamu
mtvcdm: Florida Man
zed_alpha: oh god this AGAIN
SkylerRingtail: Biting my tongue
DiscordianTokkan: Me
Diabore: 2
Dog_of_Myth: 3
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGARBO
Twilight_Spark: A Donald Duck costume head.
airylan: 3
LeeshaJoy: 1
ArkhamArchivist: What? I’m From there?!?
ph0enix__42: 3
TheDangerWaffle: I think i know this one lol
DoodlestheGreat: 2
ElementalAlchemist: 2, though 3 is funny
Earthenone: 3
saucemaster5000: 3
zarbit: Are they Florida Men or Floridas Man?
NotCainNorAbel: 2
AdamYMHMI: 2
Leedopo: 3
CaptainSpam: 1
GredGredmansson: Into Georgia
hi_im_emily: 2, but 3 is really funny
NonUniqueGuy: 3
emberBecky: oh all our answers are bad
blip2004: 2
Diabore: 2 can fool
kuroyuri09: 2
SymphonicLolita: 2
Twilight_Spark: @zarbit Yes.
LurkerSpine: 3
Pteraspidomorphi: 1 seems most absurd
BigDaddyBland87: 3
mtvcdm: Remember chat, you're trying to lie too, don't say it if you know it.
DrLigmaPhD: The "canisters" where the "plasma" is stored
MrPhlip: 2 if we want to win, 3 if we want a laugh
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah frenetically loading the webpage!
GredGredmansson: one of those animals sounds like Old Man from YDKJ
LordZarano: https://jackbox.tv/
Earthenone: in 2019
mtvcdm: In 2019.
GredGredmansson: but what happened IN 2019
thraximore: "resevoir" is misspelled 😩
mtvcdm: And it had to be *two* men.
tehfewl: knowing florida....
NotCainNorAbel: Does FL have storm sewers?
hi_im_emily: well one of these is misspelled so i know it's not that one
ArkhamArchivist: Can Confirm
AdamYMHMI: In 2019, but only in one case were TWO men arrested for it.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fun Fact: Each Lacoste shit patch is actually a dehydrated aligator
Laserbeaks_Fury: *shirt
ArkhamArchivist: Palm Shitty Sucks
GredGredmansson: the game itself will mispell words sometimes; it means nothing
Loonatic93: Sort of like Farmers dumping milk on the side of roads.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: typo in reservoir, RIP
HadesLeprechaun: @thraximore recent Jackbox Games have actually started to misspell some of the real answers on purpose just to throw people off
thraximore: ohhhh interesting
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @thraximore oh my god galaxy brain
Pteraspidomorphi: Got me
Pteraspidomorphi: :D
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
ElementalAlchemist: yeah, this game *does* punish you for bad spelling
BigDaddyBland87: got it!
thraximore: of COURSE it was
Tempest2097: Wow
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunFoam
GhostValv: lrrSPOOP
Twilight_Spark: That was...too obvious?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Such stereotype
hi_im_emily: can you imagine a drunk gator
adept_nekomancer: Florida Man strikes again
TheDangerWaffle: YUP
ArkhamArchivist: Look,,,
DoodlestheGreat: @Twilight_Spark Not ridiculous enough.
Diabore: get you a shooey
mtvcdm: Technically they were arrested for taking the alligator, not the beer part.
TheDangerWaffle: Or someone who threw a baby alligator thru a drive thru Wendy's window
saucemaster5000: omg I know this
Earthenone: im local and i dont know this
AdamYMHMI: 1
Dog_of_Myth: 1
DoodlestheGreat: 3?
saucemaster5000: 1
hi_im_emily: 1
tehfewl: 2
LeeshaJoy: 3
airylan: 3
LurkerSpine: 3
CaptainSpam: 1
adept_nekomancer: 1
iris_of_ether: 1
blip2004: 2
BigDaddyBland87: 1 obviously
dougma: wheeler....
Calaban161: 1
Diabore: none of them fool, i went 1
randombillfolds: I think bootleg beer is illegal someplaces.
ph0enix__42: 1
NotCainNorAbel: 1
FadedOverseer: 3
DEATHlikescats: Bussy, gotta be
CaptainSpam: If it's "Sumpty"...
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
thraximore: 3 has that mouthfeel
petey_vonwho: Bussy McBusface
TheAinMAP: I like trains.
LordZarano: Wumpty!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: havent many of you been to Seatle?
Leedopo: @petey_vonwho hey now, Bussy is real.
Simonark: “Forsecondbest”
thraximore: "gridlock"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: god, I hope it's MLK Jr
hi_im_emily: i hope it's fucking "steven seagull"
Loonatic93: Did you check out the Minneapolis St. Paul Light Rail? It's pretty darn good!
CaptainSpam: So it's not based on an orca?
HadesLeprechaun: I am not a public transit system
LeeshaJoy: wasn't Zap Gridlock one of those joke names from the MST3K of Space Mutiny?
Scarbble: i kind of love zap gridlock
tod_vom_himmel: 100% seagull
iris_of_ether: I...suddenly think I might know what this is going to be :X
NotCainNorAbel: zap gridlock is a great answer
zarbit: do they pronounce seagull like seattle, "se-ah-gull"
hi_im_emily: okay i misread "gridlock"
Simonark: Isn’t Seattle’s mascot a slug? Genuinely
SymphonicLolita: gottem
thraximore: YES
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
ElementalAlchemist: gottem
NonUniqueGuy: Got em
GredGredmansson: I've definitely heard "Steven Seagull" somewhere before
DoodlestheGreat: GOTCHA!
airylan: woot!
BigDaddyBland87: hey
Thefluffiestguineapig: BOOM
TheAinMAP: Two!
thraximore: wahey!
Pteraspidomorphi: I keep giving likes to the truth
NonUniqueGuy: Zap Gridlock is great
BigDaddyBland87: 2 for 2...I'm on a roll
saucemaster5000: I can't believe I knew that before the options
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @mtvcdm oh, that's very upsetting, thank you
Tempest2097: It's horrifying
thraximore: augh
CaptainSpam: That is one INTENSE mascot.
SnackPak_: lrrSPOOP
Diabore: OH GOD
Rourke9: oh my god
niccus: oh no.
azureHaights: We put our faith in Zap Gridlock!
iris_of_ether: I live here and W H A T
ani_laurel: I love him
punished_weasel: Zap Gridlock is a WWE name.
NotCainNorAbel: they put all of the budget in the name
GredGredmansson: It looks like the Michigan State Spartan, but with Traffic
Tempest2097: Oh VHS
Leedopo: isn't that just the college Spartans outfit?
DrLigmaPhD: Found the exception to R34
LeeshaJoy: that is the second-worst offbrand Buzz Lightyear I've ever seen
SocraticMethod: Steve 'n' Seagulls is a Finnish country band making covers of known rock songs https://stevenseagulls.com/
TheDangerWaffle: LOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is so much more honest in both name and appearance than I think they meant to be
Diabore: @punished_weasel zap gridlock is an indie name
saucemaster5000: [gentle slapping]
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream everyone!. Good night all.
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunBabhed
DrLigmaPhD: Gay
Diabore: 2
hi_im_emily: 2
Omthebox: Made of bees
Twilight_Spark: Preganat?
Shadwhawk: 3
LurkerSpine: 1
Tempest2097: 3
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pegante
Dr_fragenstien: pregnant
CaptainSpam: 2
NotCainNorAbel: 3
DoodlestheGreat: 3
BigDaddyBland87: 3
iris_of_ether: 2
ph0enix__42: 3
GredGredmansson: Pregat
punished_weasel: 3
airylan: 3
TheDailyMapleSyrup: Teen wolf
thraximore: 2 is great
kuroyuri09: 2
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 3
DarknessKingCoH: Italian
SymphonicLolita: 3
DiscordianTokkan: 3
Calaban161: 3
AdamYMHMI: 2 is great, 1 is great, 3 is great.
adept_nekomancer: 2 is excellent
LeeshaJoy: 1
CaptainSpam: I like the change in the timer line.
Gekyouryuu: 3 raccoons in a trenchcoat
Forgebold: progressive
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pregananant??
RonaldMcDownload: "named dave"
l0gin4me: 2
Simonark: From Florida?
DrLigmaPhD: Straight
Rourke9: adopted?
DigitalSeahorse: from florida works
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just found out he's a communist
eric_christian_berg: I love the popcorn timer.
azureHaights: another dimension? another dimension.
ElementalAlchemist: One of them is absolutely the truth
GredGredmansson: how does one "find out" that your diabetic in this manner
DigitalSeahorse: who put fucking in there?
Tempest2097: @GredGredmansson Low blood sugar
tod_vom_himmel: this is definitley an anti weed video its the marijuana one
CaptainSpam: @GredGredmansson Through the magic of MOVIES!
adept_nekomancer: I really hoped we would've picked "not the star of this movie"
SocraticMethod: @azureHaights Another dimension. Another _dimension_!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GredGredmansson By going into hypoglycemic shock
LeeshaJoy: Is anyone else unable to cast a vote?
TemporallyAwry: More likely than you'd think 2020SpeakUp
DigitalSeahorse: diabetic would work too
Diabore: oh the answer is a fucking thing
GhostofJeffGoldblum: BIG
CaptainSpam: HOLY
thraximore: WOW
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
SymphonicLolita: wow
ElementalAlchemist: whoa
BigDaddyBland87: wow
ElementalAlchemist: gg
Rourke9: nicely doooone
SquidVorb: @leeshajoy yup
saucemaster5000: nom nom nom
DigitalSeahorse: having an sugar attack
mtvcdm: Good job Adam
l0gin4me: well done
GredGredmansson: nice one Adam
CaptainSpam: Ha ha!
ElementalAlchemist: gottem
SymphonicLolita: gottem
BigDaddyBland87: got em
Tempest2097: HAH
NonUniqueGuy: Got em
thraximore: haha
GhostofJeffGoldblum: got em
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
airylan: huzzah!
SymphonicLolita: yessssssss
Simonark: Adam’s belief he’s bad at this game isn’t holding up!
Pteraspidomorphi: Hah!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: mpreg mpreg mpreg
SnackPak_: no
BigDaddyBland87: got it!
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh NO
thraximore: CALLED IT
Dog_of_Myth: WOW
emberBecky: oh dear
Tempest2097: OH FUCKIN WHAT
SquidVorb: NOPE
CaptainSpam: UM.
l0gin4me: mattlrWoof
hi_im_emily: OH GOD WHY
ani_laurel: ew
fastlane250: jolliS
GhostValv: D:
CaptainSpam: WELP.
iarethel0ser: !adult
ForOhForError: ):
Thefluffiestguineapig: GOTTEM
AdamYMHMI: lrrWOW lrrWOW
Diabore: 1944
Forgebold: OOFA DOOFA
Rourke9: WHAT
Pteraspidomorphi: Finally got one
Tempest2097: YOWZA
ElementalAlchemist: oof
SaxPython: BibleThump CurseLit BibleThump
Tangsm: Maybe he's also adopted?
Phailhammer: rudeHmm
Seth_Erickson: seabatYIKES
tod_vom_himmel: WHAT
DigitalSeahorse: doh
TheDangerWaffle: UM
Thefluffiestguineapig: And I hate it
Gobukiller: careful with the laundry, don't get stuck
kuroyuri09: what!
Nigouki: I've seen this anime
TheDailyMapleSyrup: nope nope nope nope nope
hi_im_emily: COOKIE NO
tod_vom_himmel: i did not see that one coming
Feriority: I regret being right
saucemaster5000: wow, a certain website has been ripping this off
iris_of_ether: seabatYIKES seabatYIKES seabatYIKES
GredGredmansson: COOKIE CEASE
Tempest2097: 1944 actually
KeytarCat: Oh that's why the town went wild
Pywodwagon: I feel like they remade that movie in the 90s
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW lrrSPOOP lrrWOW
JohnLockeCole: Yeah they were in feuding Families but it turns out he was a Swapped Baby
Diabore: thats 1944 for you
xantos69: @saucemaster5000 LOTS of websites have been ripping this off.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Game of thrones was more derivative than i thought
DigitalSeahorse: feeeeesh
BigDaddyBland87: inspiration for 12 minutes
SaxPython: SabaPing
DoodlestheGreat: Incest was far less of an issue in the 50's, because so much of the rural areas were doing it...
SkylerRingtail: I've still yet to figure out how audience votes are scored in this
DigitalSeahorse: voxlunCarp voxlunCarp voxlunCarp
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ElementalAlchemist: ya gotta
mtvcdm: Welcome to the Cafe
laundreydhull: 44? ah, wait that somehow tracks(!?)
hi_im_emily: ASS
azureHaights: Rhythm, aka "This is a game where you use your feet"
DrLigmaPhD: CUM
DarknessKingCoH: Anime
tehfewl: dunks
SquidVorb: Ass
SymphonicLolita: 3
Diabore: 1
DoodlestheGreat: 2
WiJohn: Bees
DiscordianTokkan: 3
AdamYMHMI: 1
TheDailyMapleSyrup: candy
GredGredmansson: DUNKIN DONUTS
niccus: did i watch the chubbyemu video about this?
LurkerSpine: 2
Rourke9: dunkin donuts?
CaptainSpam: 3
ElementalAlchemist: 1
RavenHusky: 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: 2
thraximore: 3
Dog_of_Myth: 1
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no one will believe 1 for MA
saucemaster5000: 1
ph0enix__42: 3
airylan: 1
adept_nekomancer: 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
blip2004: 1
DigitalSeahorse: powerthirst
NonUniqueGuy: 1
FadedOverseer: 1
MadmanOreo: I sisn't realize "Say it isn't so" was a remake.
BigDaddyBland87: 1
Tempest2097: 2
iris_of_ether: 1
DoodlestheGreat: 2 is believable.
foopoiuyt: heart
NotCainNorAbel: 1
Agu_Sakku: ham
DrLigmaPhD: Cawfee
Leedopo: 1
AtomicAlchemical: meth
l0gin4me: 1
tod_vom_himmel: downward velocity
KWardJenx: The answer is scary.
hi_im_emily: actually i vaguely knew this guy
LeeshaJoy: 1
saucemaster5000: don't... guess... in... chat
PipPosit: 1
Laserbeaks_Fury: Foxglove
adept_nekomancer: horse meat?
Loonatic93: Funky Fresh Beets!
DigitalSeahorse: redbull
stevefromdetroit: was this before or after march 2020?
DrLigmaPhD: Dong
Mattmitchell45: I'm sad we didn't have Chowder as a choice
dylan16807: don't snack on rebar
thraximore: quite a legacy
Rourke9: @hi_im_emily oh no :(
DigitalSeahorse: taurine
Rourke9: and this was pretty recent huh
Laserbeaks_Fury: I mean, it's *probably* Red Bull
DarknessKingCoH: It's not like he can complain about it
WiJohn: Bad news Adam
tehfewl: should have consumed so much (BLANK)
saucemaster5000: got news for adam
GredGredmansson: in a way, you're being remembered
niccus: spoken like someone who won't reach ea nasir's immortality
drewm1022: "All humour is gallows humour"
KWardJenx: This was only a few years back.
tehfewl: shouldn't*
Lord_Hosk: everyone dies... might as well make it funny
fastlane250: r.i.p lrrBEN
Angreed66: It's more than most people get Adam
rosesmcgee: bold of you to assume there will be footnotes
mtvcdm: The Nuggie Centurion makes you a LEGEND
azureHaights: Nuggie Centurion? I thought that was Ben's job!
DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHA Ivermectin
DigitalSeahorse: xD
ElementalAlchemist: LOL
hi_im_emily: i can't believe none of you jokesters put in "ass"
Thefluffiestguineapig: So good!!
Dr_fragenstien: oh wait i've heard of this one
TheDailyMapleSyrup: licorice
ElementalAlchemist: know what answer's getting a like this time
AdamYMHMI: I want to believe anime
laundreydhull: duh heck is a "Fent"!?
TheDangerWaffle: can we appreciate that answer, tho?
DigitalSeahorse: black licorice
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @laundreydhull fentanyl
GhostofJeffGoldblum: long story
zarbit: lol Alex
laikagoat: any
ElementalAlchemist: dang
Diabore: all of it
tehfewl: any
hi_im_emily: but yeah this guy was like a fourth or fifth cousin of mine i think
Thefluffiestguineapig: So their P
ElementalAlchemist: gg Alex
l0gin4me: My usual method is guessing the one I want to be true
BloodnBullets: no even once @LoadingReadyRun
DigitalSeahorse: Alex said same as me!
Thefluffiestguineapig: r departments claim
MrGibberish: By the by: “The town went wild” was supposed to be a spinnoff of Romeo and Juliet
Thefluffiestguineapig: Very good lie
Leedopo: pocket sand can also kill cops if you do it right!
niccus: there is no safe dosage of anime, it's like lead
CaptainSpam: Huh.
ElementalAlchemist: huh
DigitalSeahorse: I knew it!
hi_im_emily: glycyrrhizin will fuck you up.
mister_nibbles: was it the salted licorice?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What?
thraximore: a bag and a half???
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, right, I remember this now
GredGredmansson: WELL YEAH
CaptainSpam: Wait, a bag and a half A DAY? For SEVERAL WEEKS?!?
emberBecky: oh no I'm in danger
DigitalSeahorse: be careful with black licorice
azureHaights: But was it salmiakki?
WiJohn: Never touch the stuff
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, well
Forgebold: oh my god that's so much
thraximore: that doesn't tell us how big the bag was
SocraticMethod: AFAIK there were cases of cops fainting when dealing with fentanyl but those were psychosomatic panic attacks
Tempest2097: a BAG AND A HALF?!
Diabore: adam running away with this
RonaldMcDownload: no beej with your mouth
Leedopo: it's not the salt, The problem is glycyrrhizic acid
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Ian glycyrrhizic acid apparently, not soduim
azureHaights: Very Interesting Person Dead
SymphonicLolita: oh I know this actually
GhostofJeffGoldblum: screws with blood pressure
Leedopo: according to the article, at least
TherapyforNarwhals: Oh shit i know this one
Tugs_Keng: too soon?
thraximore: oh hey
DoodlestheGreat: I know this none.
Creature_Comforts: I know this one
DiscordianTokkan: Football, groin
Mattmitchell45: glycyrrhizic acid can lower electrolytes
Diabore: 1
zarbit: quarter, buttcheek
tod_vom_himmel: grenade car
thraximore: this one fairly well known I feel
AdamYMHMI: 1
Dog_of_Myth: 1
avi_miller: I know this one!
LeeshaJoy: 2
NonUniqueGuy: 1
ph0enix__42: 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
BigDaddyBland87: 1 but these all suck
CaptainSpam: 2
adept_nekomancer: 1
iris_of_ether: 1
Calaban161: 1
PipPosit: 2
airylan: 1
saucemaster5000: like, two of these options are almost impossible
Leedopo: @tod_vom_himmel MOOOOODS
undecided44: @tod_vom_himmel ^
comrade_cards: "immediately" before?
nyperold: 2 wouldn't be interesting, I feel.
Gobukiller: Surprisingly accurately portrayed in a Kingsman movie
laundreydhull: arrow, chassis
hi_im_emily: @comrade_cards yeah like thirty minutes beforehand
Tangsm: Turns out he was just the Road Runner.
AdamYMHMI: Weren't there 3 or 4?
Tempest2097: The actual assassination was the most unlikely fucking successful thing
GredGredmansson: "thoroughly"
SquidVorb: No that's Castro
thraximore: PROSTATE
Mr_Whyt: bobm bounced off his carriage
thraximore: really??
Tempest2097: Driver got lost, and car broke down in FRONT OF THE ASSASSIN EATING A SANDWICH
Thefluffiestguineapig: Modest Mouse bounced off mumford and sons
CaptainSpam: Hm... I think the format of the question may give this one away, sadly.
Diabore: chat stop answering before the question is done
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, so good
Agu_Sakku: i wanted bullet and button
teejayrivers: A grenade off huh?
laundreydhull: well, at least there's an arrow among the fibs
DoodlestheGreat: I don't remember what it bounced off of, but I know what it was, so I've got a 50/50 chance.
WiJohn: It's all TB's fault anyway
DrLigmaPhD: Arrow to shoulder? Was the assassin shit-tuer Robin Hood?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit, I think I picked wrong
thraximore: oh dang really?
DoodlestheGreat: YES! Got it.
CaptainSpam: Woo!
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
MadmanOreo: I mean I can't remember what this first attempt was, but his car was slowed down enough going to the hospital to visit the victims of it that the 2nd assassination attempt stuck
NonUniqueGuy: Got em
BigDaddyBland87: hey!
DigitalSeahorse: nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, its the cigarrette case I think
GhostofJeffGoldblum: thanks buddy
CaptainSpam: OOPS
thraximore: NICE
Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Diabore: woah nelly
Thefluffiestguineapig: Very well done
SymphonicLolita: FBtouchdown
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I learned about this in shcool
Pteraspidomorphi: Totally got this on my own and wasn't told by anyone
drewm1022: "a A bomb"
Feriority: JC! A bomb!
hi_im_emily: @comrade_cards you probably thought i was joking about this
fastlane250: @feriority A BOMB
teejayrivers: The assassination was straight out of the three stooges
TherapyforNarwhals: Fun fact, the people who killed him took cyanide pills that didn't work!
thraximore: Wowee
SquidVorb: Timely!
DrLigmaPhD: "Surely this won't happen AGAIN today"
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum were you taught by your parnets?
SocraticMethod: @fastlane250 Jesus christ JC!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh geez
teejayrivers: Just an absolute comedy of errors
Nefarious_Ned: The actual assassin had given up cause of the failed bomb and went to grab a sandwich. It's bonkers.
tod_vom_himmel: CAT
laundreydhull: weh!?
MAPBoardgames: 1
azureHaights: Fast Times, Southern Men is the name of my setup for a cover band
laikagoat: 1
SymphonicLolita: 1
ElementalAlchemist: 1
AdamYMHMI: 1
DoodlestheGreat: 1
CaptainSpam: 1
Dog_of_Myth: 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: 1
DiscordianTokkan: 1
BigDaddyBland87: 1
Diabore: 1
NotCainNorAbel: 1
iris_of_ether: 3
ph0enix__42: 1
emberBecky: 1
SquidVorb: Beej
TheDailyMapleSyrup: dog
tehfewl: 1
adept_nekomancer: 1
Leedopo: 1
NonUniqueGuy: 1
punished_weasel: 4
comrade_cards: I knew this one, just wondered from the phrasing if it meant some other assassination attempt
Nefarious_Ned: 1
saucemaster5000: 1
airylan: 1
korvys: 2
LeeshaJoy: that is a dangling participle, it implies the Pentagon itself wandered into a secured area.
Laserbeaks_Fury: a coffin?
SymphonicLolita: a rare moment of chat agreeance
Tempest2097: 1
azureHaights: So the Pentagon wandered into the secured area?
epsilon_vee: that crazy pentagon, always wandering into secure areas (?)
JohnLockeCole: Beej would be a funny answer for this
DigitalSeahorse: a marmot
azureHaights: I'm glad that at least 3 of us are on board for calling out dangling participles
Thefluffiestguineapig: An orangutan
adept_nekomancer: So, we've got seven animals and Bruce Springsteen
WiJohn: Canada goose would 100% do that shit
laundreydhull: watch it be both geese?
LeeshaJoy: voting for Springsteen, I don't care if it's true or not
DoodlestheGreat: GOOTS
Thefluffiestguineapig: That same one that used to hitch rides to DQ
Dog_of_Myth: !y
DrLigmaPhD: @coachNelly You know that video of Batman trying to dispose of a live bomb?
saucemaster5000: none of these were my codename
DigitalSeahorse: feliciaToronto bbbenGoose
Lord_Hosk: There were 3 assassins, the first one threw a grenade but forgot to pull the pin, then jumped into a river to escape, but the river was only 2 feet deep so he was caught and mercilicly beaten by police.
CaptainSpam: I mean, if The Boss wants to wander around the Pentagon...
Tempest2097: Big Ups to whoever put Mountain Lion, because THAT would've been a news story
MAPBoardgames: Stop that Goose! No, you stop the goose!
dougma: no, the bomb bounced into the car behind them, the bombers ran off... the car decided to keep going, but got lost, and drove past one of the bombers comming out of a pub, where he shot him
MAPBoardgames: !y
PipPosit: We can't allow foreign geese to steal our national secrets!
AdamYMHMI: I love the idea that there's an agency in Virginia that deals with specifically Bruce Springsteen
laundreydhull: neither would be wrong, allegedly
punished_weasel: Springsteen for the memes.
comrade_cards: The whole assassination was a shitshow, including failed cyanide and failed drowning
Laserbeaks_Fury: The pentagon is next to Arlington Cemetery, right? Was it a Zombie?
ElementalAlchemist: oh dang
Simonark: As an Arlington resident I know a few that just aren’t around much
ElementalAlchemist: gg Ian
Thefluffiestguineapig: DAMNIT
DiscordianTokkan: honse
Pteraspidomorphi: Hurray!
Simonark: We don’t have raccoons as much in Arlington.
ElementalAlchemist: dang
SymphonicLolita: chimken??
laundreydhull: oh, a coup?
skysonglark: no, the horse was in a hospital
Thefluffiestguineapig: Really?
LordZarano: Can't arrest horses club
laundreydhull: pffft
Tempest2097: It was later taken to an animal Sanctuary
adept_nekomancer: @skysonglark A horspital, if you will
WiJohn: @laundreydhull seabatClap
Laserbeaks_Fury: They had to consult Colonel Sanders
Feriority: @laundreydhull Only one chicken- an attempted coop
saucemaster5000: @laundreydhull you!!! PrideLaugh PrideLaugh PrideLaugh
ani_laurel: I'm a city brat and even I can pick up a chicken
ElementalAlchemist: tiltyhPLS
Tempest2097: They named it Henny Penny
azureHaights: Feathertanyl
Mazrae: So that's why the chicken crossed the road
mtvcdm: Remember, you are giving *one* answer that can be a lie to *both* questions.
SocraticMethod: Toilet Paper Kappa
DiscordianTokkan: It was a fowl plot
GhostValv: I know this one
Angreed66: of note there are two different correct answers
comrade_cards: Dildos, for both
DrLigmaPhD: Dick?
AdamYMHMI: "Bruce Springsteen"
ani_laurel: oooh
GredGredmansson: I think I know EITHER of these
TemporallyAwry: FunkoPops PrideShrug
JohnLockeCole: look Birds aren't real man, who knows what the Chicken really was
punished_weasel: I know the second one.
iris_of_ether: The "Don't fight a cat" thing: https://twitter.com/marginoferror/status/935937659888836609
Tz_BG: nuts
Simonark: Al Gore was famously a skilled chicken hypnotist, the skill set is now missing from the DC area
SymphonicLolita: 3
CaptainSpam: 2
teejayrivers: Tax Returns for both
emberBecky: 3
rubikdarkwill: 3
AdamYMHMI: 3
ph0enix__42: 3
airylan: 2
saucemaster5000: 2
adept_nekomancer: 3
Thefluffiestguineapig: 3
DiscordianTokkan: 3
PipPosit: 2
BigDaddyBland87: 3
MAPBoardgames: 3
NonUniqueGuy: 3
DoodlestheGreat: 1
Diabore: awwww, none of these are good for either
Tempest2097: 3
SocraticMethod: The lie has to fit both prompts, The true answers are 2 different things
DigitalSeahorse: shoes
LeeshaJoy: 3
Nefarious_Ned: I think I know the funeral home one.
Pteraspidomorphi: Or well, ideally you want it to fit both but you can always try for a single one
punished_weasel: 3
DigitalSeahorse: flowers
Earthenone: its two truths and a a lie :)
TemporallyAwry: We could go with a callback :p
Laserbeaks_Fury: AO3 Fanfics
epsilon_vee: lube that's for their mechanical keyboards, they swear?
SquidVorb: YESSS
SkylerRingtail: Yuuuup
Earthenone: no quiplash tonight, so no callbacks :P
mtvcdm: Google's asking me to confirm I'm not a robot again
DigitalSeahorse: it
DigitalSeahorse: it's too little gnome
thraximore: @mtvcdm well?
punished_weasel: 7
Earthenone: !findquote gnome
LRRbot: Quote #1517: "Everything is fine again. Except for all the dead bodies downstairs. The tiny little crushed gnome bodies." —Alex [2015-03-27]
mtvcdm: @mtvcdm It KEEPS ASKING me that
LeeshaJoy: I'm pretty sure funeral parlors take out hip replacements so they can recycle the metal
thraximore: @mtvcdm maybe you shouldn't act like such a robot then
thraximore: umbraSip
SocraticMethod: @mtvcdm Are you in dorm or do you have shared internet?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Turning tattoos into permanent memorials is how we get Necronomicons
saucemaster5000: why turn into a memorial an unforgettable D?
GredGredmansson: !findquote memorial
LRRbot: Quote #5248: "You look like someone Kate Winslet would pay to have deleted from her memory." —Cameron [2018-08-07]
Anonyman41: customers can't get Dick is pretty funny
DrLigmaPhD: @Laserbeaks_Fury Is this a bad thing?
KeytarCat: @mtvcdm I had an operator hang up on my because I was speaking too monotonously
SkylerRingtail: I think I know this one because of furry Twitter...
CaptainSpam: I get this feeling one of those is a lie, and that one is going to get a lot of votes for both.
Thefluffiestguineapig: !findquote tattoo
LRRbot: Quote #6034: "I got this tattoo for crying. After I killed a man. The first one is always the hardest." —Ian, as Enor [2019-05-10]
GredGredmansson: @Anonyman41 it means two things
drewm1022: Damn incel suez canal blamers.
mtvcdm: Beej, nice work
SkylerRingtail: Well damn
SymphonicLolita: gottem
GredGredmansson: that's GOTTA be an achievement
BigDaddyBland87: yes!
laikagoat: zoeyDab zoeyDab zoeyDab
NonUniqueGuy: gottem
saucemaster5000: FBtouchdown seabatUseless
Pteraspidomorphi: Damnit matt
The_Color_Twelve: FBtouchdown
Diabore: so beej just won yeah
DigitalSeahorse: nice
CaptainSpam: Figured "Sex Toys" would get mad points.
SymphonicLolita: yesss
DigitalSeahorse: woot
Pteraspidomorphi: :O
BigDaddyBland87: dammit I knew it
DigitalSeahorse: it's too little gnome
SymphonicLolita: 2 for 2! yay
GhostofJeffGoldblum: nice, got both
LurkerSpine: woot I got it right
BigDaddyBland87: got that one at lest
DigitalSeahorse: HahaBall
Leedopo: but there was that whole thing with the BD shipment stuck on the evergiven.
BigDaddyBland87: IAN!
TemporallyAwry: IAN!
GredGredmansson: ian no
Diabore: 200 points
Thefluffiestguineapig: Like flaying the skin from their flesh?
drewm1022: I mean. Garden gnomes could be a sex toy if you try hard enough.
JohnLockeCole: @KeytarCat I worked in a call center and my greeting was Rote enough and my voice has a similar tone to the automatic answering machine voice, that sometimes people would say "Operator" after I finished it
RomanGoro: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! I'm you!
laundreydhull: dear, Horner....
TheAinMAP: lrrMATT HyperCrown
tehfewl: @Thefluffiestguineapig yes
Dog_of_Myth: Harsh but fair
Tempest2097: Woo Bad At Guessing
Diabore: 220 points
Juliamon: I know for a fact there ARE garden gnome-shaped dildos
Snowcookies: Hivemind is not perfect system
Snowcookies: ty for stream
mtvcdm: !patreon
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Earthenone: !patreon
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mtvcdm: !youtube
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Juliamon corollary to rule 34 is surely that if it exists, there is a dildo of it
mtvcdm: !store
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DigitalSeahorse: digita435LOVE digita435LOVE digita435LOVE
Oreo1369: gg
mtvcdm: !schedule
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HyruleGirl9: but are there dildo shaped garden gnomes
mtvcdm: !discord
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mtvcdm: !mastodon
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mtvcdm: !store
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Shparky2197: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge are diving into the world of Minecraft Legends on Mine O'Clock! Game: Minecraft Legends) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (14:05 from now).
hi_im_emily: gesundheit!
SajuukSjet: The Epoc of LRR
TheDangerWaffle: nailed it. haha
mtvcdm: !stortododormreydacom
vaelhellion: Thanks for a ggreat evening
ElementalAlchemist: discord.com/gg/lrrwhatever
DiscordianTokkan: !whichcord
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Lord_Hosk: THe suez Canal blockage also stopped people from getting sex toys, Bad Dragon had to issue their first ever press release because of how many of their customers couldn't get product.
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
laundreydhull: Did stream get that "Don't Google anything I or Ian or Beej say!" quote by Alex?
coachNelly: thank you hosk
coachNelly: that makes me feel better
JohnLockeCole: @ElementalAlchemist ok But now I know that the Dischord 'page does not exist' page is actually a tiny bit funny
terribleplan subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 80 months!
terribleplan: The 8 years.
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, terribleplan! (Today's storm count: 62)
saucemaster5000: not to be confused with the board game terraforming mars which has the exact same cover
SocraticMethod: @Lord_Hosk Really? I would have though they would have issue press releases for product launches
laundreydhull: Terror-Forums?
BloodnBullets: may not exist... yet
MAPBoardgames: aye
DiscordianTokkan: Oooo
The_Color_Twelve: Miiistur Kennedy
DiscordianTokkan: Leon! Cheese!
tehfewl: Mousely is best
vaelhellion: I worked on one of the Resident Evil games
vaelhellion: Not one of the good ones though
MAPBoardgames: lrrGARBO !
Angreed66: Public domain ideas get milked a lot in comics
BigDaddyBland87: garbage day!
Lord_Hosk: @Lord_Hosk It may have been their first main stream press release? I read an article that was reposted on Imgur so its not the most trustworthy source of news.
Styxseus: Premium as in: This is being sold for money
SocraticMethod: @Lord_Hosk That qualifier would make sense.
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
CaptainSpam: Like, ZOIDS! Let's get outta here, Scoob!
DigitalSeahorse: Achtoungue Baby
DigitalSeahorse: or something
Gekyouryuu: Ian, my LGS randomly had in a Gojulas the Ogre. how many streams do you think THAT would net?
charlietrotter1: Cheer100
DigitalSeahorse: truck!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
fastlane250: trucj
xantos69: Cheer50 Bits!
I_Am_Clockwork: Cheer5000 Thank for strem
FarleyF: 1 more month - 1 more month
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL no drawing games tonight, so I had to use what we had for the progress bar :p
Nigouki subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 51 months!
Nigouki: oh right
LRRbot: lrrSPOT Thanks for subscribing, Nigouki! (Today's storm count: 63)
KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream!
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
I_Am_Clockwork: dangit beej
Nigouki: Thanks for the stream!
shendaras: So close
DigitalSeahorse: lrrGOAT
Makrosian_Tae: Beej!
ElementalAlchemist: Thank you for having us again lrrHEART
mtvcdm: !clip
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I_Am_Clockwork: I will know
Phailhammer: cya :)
TheDangerWaffle: Beej
I_Am_Clockwork: I know all
mtvcdm: Unless Jordynne puts it in the reel
Snowcookies: bye and goodnight
SquidVorb: Bye
Raincoast_Bear: Good Night LRRfolk
DigitalSeahorse: thenkies
Ersas: nebula69GGs nebula69GGs
I_Am_Clockwork: buh bye
TheDangerWaffle: sea... man?
I_Am_Clockwork: take care lrr frens
mtvcdm: Any time you say 'they'll cut this part out' you know they're gonna keep it
LostThePirate: G'night LRR and Chat! zsrSleep
TemporallyAwry: !quote beej
LRRbot: Quote #326: "Completely legal. Probably." —Beej [2015-06-05]
LordZarano: @TheDangerWaffle Seam man, he's a tailor
Juliamon: It's an old quote, but it checks out.
DigitalSeahorse: PrideLaugh
Snowcookies: night Paul
DiscordianTokkan: G'night Paul!
Earthenone: !findquote google
LRRbot: Quote #7241: "I got to google dongle." —Serge [2020-09-26]
FarleyF: night paul
ElementalAlchemist: good advice
Nigouki: Gnight!
Strebenherz: VALID. Good night Paul!
DiscordianTokkan: And True
mtvcdm: Truth
DigitalSeahorse: lrrIAN lrrALEX lrrBEEJ
Saintnex: Night Paul!
niccus: but what does paul leave us to google