KeytarCat: Cam quotes hit hard
jessicaengle: !quote
LRRbot: Quote #415: "You may consensually touch parts that are authorized by both parties." —Alex [2015-07-04]
jessicaengle: Surprisingly good advice.
jessicaengle: Coming from the quote database that is. I should have said: "Surprisingly, good advice"
KeytarCat: Quote database: Better than bad, mostly
jessicaengle: lol
TXC2: Title change!
CAKHost: Hi everyone!
TXC2: hello CAKHost welcome
jessicaengle: o/
CAKHost: I thought last week was last Minecraft Legends? Or are we just finishing May with it?
RebelliousUno: we've still got one more piggy boi to take down
TXC2: ^
Genie_M: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Mine O'Clock (James, Uno, and Serge are diving into the world of Minecraft Legends on Mine O'Clock! Game: Minecraft Legends) at Tue 10:00 AM PDT (0s from now).
CAKHost: Those darn piggy bois XD
Genie_M: hi everyone
CAKHost: lrrHORN !
CAKHost: lrrSIG !
Genie_M: I was watching a WH40K Boltgun stream - it looks incredibly fun
GhostValv: amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow amazonTasteTheRainbow
TemporallyAwry: sergePeek well, I just realized it's not wednesday. Better late than never PrideCheers
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jessicaengle: Hey old timers, why are the subs called a storm count?
TemporallyAwry: @jessicaengle yes, but have been waiting the last 2 hours for a package that's not due today PrideLaugh
TXC2: jessicaengle it's a Magic the Gathering thing
jessicaengle: Oh, ha, that's why I don't get it :D
jessicaengle: thanks
jessicaengle: I thought maybe it was a reference from like, desert bus 2 or something
jessicaengle: Some long ago time before I LRRd
Genie_M: it's "number of spells you cast this turn" counter
wifi12345678910: Can't wait for my favorite two Minecraft legends and the other one I suppose
Genie_M: so it rhymes with "number of subs happened this stream"
cassaclyzm: Anybody know what the name of this song is, btw?
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TXC2: Here we GO!
jessicaengle: boing!
wench_tacular: and Serge!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: AND serge!
They_Are_Alyx: AND SRGE
beowuuf: and serge!
TXC2: Hello James
wench_tacular: hey
beowuuf: sergeHi
Genie_M: hi James and Uno and Serge
undecided44: @cassaclyzm can tell you the artist is Big Giant Circles, but I don't remember whether the welcome screen tune is "mojang party" or something else.
jessicaengle: Hi James
wifi12345678910: sergeHi
Genie_M: !uno
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wordnerdify: Ciao, all
CAKHost: Hewwo Jwames owo
wifi12345678910: Legends legends legends
jessicaengle: Legends.... legends....
TXC2: legends...legends...legends
Dread_Pirate_Westley: LEGENDS Legends legends
TXC2: Hello wordnerdify welcome
TwitchTVsFrank: In a row
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jessicaengle: 23 months of being a real cat
beowuuf: !dos
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TXC2: Hello Uno and Serge
TXC2: !tres
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wifi12345678910: !plan
LRRbot: What are those???
GhostValv: ???
sundyst: When the Legal Team and the Marketing Team TEAMUP!
TXC2: how of earth did that get submitted ?
KeytarCat: Taco Bell isn't even trying to CLAIM it, they just want it free and open
wifi12345678910: Time to introduce Taco Thursday
LurkerSpine: Wyoming actually
laundreydhull: Define "Free & Open?"
LurkerSpine: No, Trademarks are limited in their uses
wench_tacular: so stirring!
Genie_M: never had Taco ... on a Tuesday
Melfina__: Wow, amazing
TXC2: this is a fantastic move by Tacobell PR
jessicaengle: Freedom has become a mockery :(
wench_tacular: we few, we happy few
sundyst: Taco Bell 'bout to lobby to change TUESDAY to Tacosday
sundyst: Live Mas Day?
DudelidouX: This is just advertisement at this point.
laundreydhull: But Uno, President Business implied to audience that the "S" is silent(legally)
rogerivany: Just have Taco Thursday instead?
Angreed66: The olympics should be deregistered too
wifi12345678910: Mario and Sonic and the legally distinct ring games
MrGibberish: Hello friends!
TXC2: hello MrGibberish welcome
wifi12345678910: Hello friend!
Genie_M: boss 3 and maybe Final Boss?
sundyst: This is the run!
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TXC2: !findquote reason
LRRbot: Quote #1449: "This seems reasonable to me, but I don't know because it's coming out of my own mouth." —Graham [2016-01-04]
laundreydhull: *One Week Later...*
rogerivany: Minecraft Bingo next week then?
wifi12345678910: Bet some ice cream on in James, if you're so confident
wench_tacular: he's such a good friend
jessicaengle: You should give him poutine!
Genie_M: I'm guessing final boss (don't know)
rogerivany: This wasn't even my Final Form...that's JRPGs, my bad.
TXC2: I also assume a Final boss
beowuuf: but is uno hooked on that feeling?
DudelidouX: I'm guessing something like a small 4th faction of the final boss.
Sandeon: Hwest!
Genie_M: also some sweet "everyone's free" cinematic after the final-final-final boss falls
TwitchTVsFrank: My guess is that serge shows his evil side and he is the final boss
beowuuf: what an unexpected turn of events!
Genie_M: 30...
Genie_M: they are falling fast
tod_vom_himmel: sorry new viewer here, is this heavily modded, or have i just not played MC in a reeeeealy long time?
Genie_M: this is Minecraft Legends - a spinoff game
Master_Gunner: Nobody reads the stream title :P
Genie_M: it's a pain to read stream title on mobile
TXC2: a button should always toggle :p
tod_vom_himmel: the stream title cant hurt me, because i cant read
tod_vom_himmel: also i jsut assumed that was the name of the streaming series
KeytarCat: @TXC2 Aim down sights?
Sarah_Serinde: You can also see the name of the game in Twitch, which can help
tod_vom_himmel: not if im dumb though
Genie_M: it's an action strategy game - you protect villages, get troops, and defeat enemies with them
TXC2: KeytarCat there are some rare exceptions I'll admit
tod_vom_himmel: that looks dangerous
Genie_M: yikes that was fast
TheAinMAP: lrrHORN
beowuuf: seabatGENIUS jlrrBaby
Dalrint: James are you riding around on a purple kitty?
wifi12345678910: Yes he is
TXC2: he sure is
ThePixelSavage: its a certified chonker too
Angreed66: This faction basically forgoes walls
ThePixelSavage: oh wait lilac striped cat mount? thats just battlecat from He-Man !
ThePixelSavage: took me way too long to figure that out :D
TheAinMAP: "We can just rush in." [one minute later] "Our troops are just dying."
Caffine1138: Serge controlling the King of Battle!
Genie_M: I will handle Our Tillery!
Caffine1138: ohhh. landscaping business? hek yeah!
Caffine1138: Serge is playing Supreme Commander here :D
TXC2: is that a pigtar?
Caffine1138: some grade A character acting animation right there!
Sandeon: The piglins don't like that
Genie_M: the cutscenes are delightful
Genie_M: now THAT is a horde :)
Sandeon: So apparently the Piglins decided to not let you set up for free
TheAinMAP: I wonder if that's the one that fell in the water.
MrGibberish: Seems like it’s going to be an attrition fight
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brieandbacon: 28 months?! That's not anything
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theamc2000: Hi
TXC2: hello theamc2000 welcome
Genie_M: it shows 2 towers on the top next to the portal HP bar
Genie_M: only 1 now
theamc2000: What mobs from legends do you want in og Minecraft
brieandbacon: You may fahr hwheen ready
Angreed66: it always did 2%
brieandbacon: 2% =/= 0%
brieandbacon: No, because there's a tiny one at the west that James saw
Angreed66: a new base spawned so you don't get a boss spawn yet
TXC2: your cutscene is in another castle Kappa
LurkerSpine: grab that prismarine I guess?
wifi12345678910: uh oh
brieandbacon: Are you over-encumbered?
MrGibberish: De sync?
Kelderan: In before subocean
MrGibberish: @kelderan Watch + play is tomorrow
Genie_M: James what's the origin of the name Normalcyy ?
brieandbacon: He's used it in the past, and now it's a return to ... Normalcyy
TXC2: but you have nightbook Kappa
DegHag: You don't usually just use James_LRR for other games?
Genie_M: probably the game had the "okay the horde places should be gone so ... wait, what's that there?"
CAKHost: Stands there. Gets headbutted. XD
Genie_M: wizard stronk
brieandbacon: Yeee-andIcannotstressthisenough-haw
baskwalla: Pigtaur
CAKHost: He a centuar?
TXC2: a cenpig
MrGibberish: Swinetaur?
baskwalla: Centswine?
GhostValv: or... a Hamtar ... oh
CAKHost: Oh yeah, pigtuar makes more sence
CAKHost: *sense
baskwalla: @GhostValv You win
Genie_M: the portal exploded
Genie_M: they said that prepare for an ambush
DudelidouX: From the cinematic his portal exploded and he must be running around hunting you
brieandbacon: Is one of those villages smoking?
Angreed66: yeah check out the smoking village maybe
Genie_M: it said that prepare for an ambush from the hunter
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Angreed66: Either that or destroy the small outposts
TXC2: well here's hopping the WGA strike works
KeytarCat: I've started pirating. I was too young when that was a thing the first time
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Kelderan: I end up cycling through the streaming services throughout the year
LurkerSpine: lotr orcs eat people
Sarah_Serinde: Have you seen the trouble they had getting to that volcano? I wouldn't call that "easy access" :P
wifi12345678910: They like meat
GhostValv: wah~~
Caffine1138: thats 40k Serge
TXC2: Waaagh is 40k ork
theevermist: Poutine is a good reason to start a Waaagh
wifi12345678910: The mounts aren't proper nouns
Genie_M: I have a feeling that it's bugged? maybe go to the place where the last big base was?
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wifi12345678910: don't humanize the animals
Sarah_Serinde: They sure sound like proper nouns
Mantafold: Look at all those Johnny's!
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: !uptime
LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:09:45.
wifi12345678910: !flan
brieandbacon: gdi LRRbot
brieandbacon: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: [muffled sounds of gorilla violence]
MrGibberish: That’s some cookbook
wifi12345678910: !orb
Genie_M: go to the place where the big base was?
theevermist: Thats not a cube!
Angreed66: You could also always try reloading
brieandbacon: It's six-sided, like a cube
MrGibberish: !plan
LRRbot: A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
MrGibberish: !sassplan
LRRbot: I don't know, go ask Serge's mods.
MrGibberish: Well played
wifi12345678910: Suffix is that you?
TXC2: good job game, you did it right
brieandbacon: As it was foretold.
Angreed66: diorite doesn't deserve the hate
MrGibberish: Suffix will be proud
wifi12345678910: Uno, they're called creepers
MrGibberish: !sassflan
brieandbacon: and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming, and they don't stop coming...
Genie_M: go to the last big base?
Genie_M: it probably spawned there
Genie_M: where it was
Angreed66: remove all outposts or reload
LurkerSpine: is there anything in the bottom left or top right?
Wolfstrike_NL: bot left is still unexplored?
brieandbacon: to where the last big base used to be?
Genie_M: where you destroyed the last large base
DudelidouX: Was the final raid blocked cause there was one already planned?
MrGibberish: Is it bugged?
wifi12345678910: It'd be a shame if there wasn't enough additional resources. This feels like a protection racket
MrGibberish: In he first load, y’all were facing bad lag and rebounding
CAKHost: There is a little area to the south-west you haven't explored it looks like?
CAKHost: Sorry!
MrGibberish: Apologize
Genie_M: so it was probably in the wrong rhythm that the new day and a new raid was activated _just before_ the Beast arrived
Genie_M: so you had to take an extra day
TheMerricat: So what is happening does not jive with how the walkthrough says things should happen... would you like to know what hte walkthrough thinks should happen?
brieandbacon: !mawp
CAKHost: Mawp?
Genie_M: at the fifth beep it's Mine O'Clock
TXC2: wow Serge just swore HARD! Kappa
wifi12345678910: I thought that was Wheeler's bit
CAKHost: Dem bones, dem bones
TXC2: !break
LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to. Don't forget to wash your hands!
CAKHost: Ooo LIVE this weekend!
TheMerricat: Chat, remind me, how many hordes have the crew beat? I thought it was all three....
Angreed66: The new crapshot is great
Angreed66: Was interesting to see how they tweaked the premise
CAKHost: I think there are 2 more? The Beast being one the Evil Sorcer being the other?
TXC2: TheMerricat pretty sure it's all 3
CAKHost: (Evil Sorcerer Swine? What is this? Tomba?! XD)
TheMerricat: @TXC2 And double checking they can still access the Well of Fate?
Genie_M: this is the end of the third horde
TXC2: TheMerricat I don't know about that
wifi12345678910: hrmm
TheMerricat: Well of Fate is where they pop in to get upgrades, wasn't Serge doing that during the invasion? Or at least popping in to double check something?
TheMerricat: If they _have_ beat all three horde leaders, and they _do_ have access to the well of fate, they are bugged.
wifi12345678910: Yogurt
TXC2: and we're back
TheAinMAP: lrrSIG
CAKHost: Yo
jessicaengle: Holy crap lol
TXC2: a fortress so strong not Peterabo could break it Kappa
Angreed66: They still need to beat the hunt boss as it attacks locations instead of forming a new base
CAKHost: I would assume God of minecraft would have Creative Mode unlock so good luck with that Serge! XD
TXC2: start spamming towers like endgame Portugal in AoE2
CAKHost: !birb
LRRbot: Peck your beak!
CAKHost: We must construct additional pylons!
CAKHost: That should be good in protecting the others from melee fighters. Protection though violence!
CAKHost: Those are Illagers, right chat?
MrGibberish: Yep
CAKHost: Oh okay
KeytarCat: @CAKHost Murica!
MrGibberish: Favorite mount so far?
Genie_M: Bit of an overkill maybe?
TXC2: Genie_M no such thing Kappa
Angreed66: Based off how tanky the previous bosses were
TXC2: all those defences, and they still got in :p
TheMerricat: Good call on the decoy towers....
TXC2: a big fat phony!
GhostValv: Hamtaro was a fake
KeytarCat: The hogfather is early this year!
Fantusta: Well actually, that's not how nether portals work
KeytarCat: What is this, TotK?
TXC2: a portal axe...a poraxe
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TXC2: it would be a portage if it was a portal flambarge Kappa
KeytarCat: Did I see the beetle double jump?
KeytarCat: Oh, then I just saw it scale a buildin in town
MrGibberish: Rip diamonds
KeytarCat: sigh, what a boar
MrGibberish: Uno is: “Making his way down town..” SingsNote
TXC2: really? "the great hog" is the best you could come up with?
brieandbacon: It was Great Hog, or Biggus Piggus
KeytarCat: Big bog
KeytarCat: Hateful Hog
TXC2: Pitiable pig
MrGibberish: Grandest Hoggest?
brieandbacon: Pugilist Pig
TXC2: baneful boar
brieandbacon: Sinister Swine
MrGibberish: ^spinderman villian
TXC2: the suspect sus (turns out sus is the genus name for pigs)
MrGibberish: Sounds sis
MrGibberish: Sus*
brieandbacon: the Porcine Problem
TXC2: brieandbacon that could be the subtitle for this game
KeytarCat: Good thing you're inside the arena
KeytarCat: how do y'all in chat pronounce "porcine"? Not asking for "proper", I'm looking for casual use
brieandbacon: pore-sign
dumbo3k: pour-seen, but I could be wrong
TXC2: pour scene
MWGNZ: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown ??
wifi12345678910: Pig murderer?
TheAinMAP: Daisies, daisies...
KeytarCat: Sun's goin down, big guy
wifi12345678910: Badger!
TheAinMAP: 2020Shred 2020Shred
TXC2: and everything was fine forever!
wifi12345678910: Serge and Isekais name a more iconic duo
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
brieandbacon: *This* overworld
brieandbacon: Time to save a new seed
wifi12345678910: Illager will have a harassment lawsuit coming
TXC2: magic horse!
PsychoI3oy: GG
TXC2: wrong lee, de be be da boo
dumbo3k: Devs are fictional
LurkerSpine: This is so much larger than my dev team at work lolk
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown LeeLee
brieandbacon: @TXC2 sergeJustRight sergeJustRight
ExachixKitsune: and i'm sure everyone else did great too
ExachixKitsune: (they did)
wifi12345678910: You need to build your own music
brieandbacon: It was super pretty
MrGibberish: And kinda seems tedious to do solo
TXC2: looks good, great cutscenes, the gameplay loop was not for me, that's my two cents
brieandbacon: I enjoyed watching it, but don't think I'd enjoy playing it
Kelderan: It's a real slog solo
ExachixKitsune: you'll move onto a New Life. You can call it that. what do you mean that's taken?
nyperold: Oh hey, Cristina Vee.
CraziestOwl: Full of holes
SnackPak_: hit the ground running
SnackPak_: the ground full of holes
TXC2: !holes
LRRbot: A hole is just a vertical cave.
brieandbacon: The Massive Minecraft Museum
ExachixKitsune: avoid having 4-5 weeks of getting established and just getting going
wifi12345678910: Go Serge!
wifi12345678910: Build that museum!
tidehollowcat: Farms will mean you don't have to manually collect resources for item frames
brieandbacon: Serge *does* pretty very very well
MrGibberish: Especially
MrGibberish: If you need copper
PsychoI3oy: How are you going to organize/sort items and how are you going to display them?
wifi12345678910: Serge is pretty, so he knows what it looks like
MrGibberish: James has a a Lot of it
brieandbacon: @MrGibberish That copper is all accounted for
Genie_M: Alphabet
rogerivany: So do you have to get a brown panda?
SnackPak_: a soup aisle
RebelliousUno: Throw it all on the ground so that you have to run around and view it all in 5 mins
LordZarano: Rooms within wings?
MrGibberish: How granular would y’all be?
TXC2: neat that James can rattle all that off the top of his head
MrGibberish: As in, how many different kind of stairs and fences are you placing?
CAKHost: In an old world I have I made a Temple of Achievement and did a little display of each in-game achievement I did!
LordZarano: @RebelliousUno Perfect!
brieandbacon: Potions could all be in brewing stands
Genie_M: Make a list and check it twice
MrGibberish: What about enchantments?
LordZarano: There's speedruns of All Blocks if you wanted to check what that looks like
LordZarano: But obviously All Blocks is not All Everything
PsychoI3oy: don't you have a list of all items for your spin-the-wheel-to-get-a-thing thing?
ArtemisHuntress: sergePrideLove
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: what! 9000!
Mischievous_Catgeist: carrot milk commander
TXC2: !plan
LRRbot: A plan is just a list of things that don't happen.
brieandbacon: !keikaku
Mischievous_Catgeist: trakov oclock
Darleysam: just all survival sims all the time
MrGibberish: Tarkov time
TXC2: still wild to me that Vampire survivor won the bafta for best game :p
MrGibberish: Really? Didn’t know that
SnackPak_: ooo
TXC2: thanks for streaming James, Uno and Serge
BoatyMcBoatfaceJr: i enjoyed watching!
MrGibberish: !patreon
LRRbot: 2735 patrons for a total of $21,287.22 per month.
wifi12345678910: I'm enjoying youtube
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
MrGibberish: !social
MrGibberish: !storm
LRRbot: Today's storm count: 13 (new subscribers: 0, returning subscribers: 13, new patrons: 0), bits cheered: 0, new followers: 4
wifi12345678910: !plan
LRRbot: Translator's note: Plan means Keikaku.
TXC2: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Talking Simulator (Cameron and Cori take a deeper look at the world of video games. Game: Terraformers) at Tue 01:30 PM PDT (1:09 from now).
Fantusta: secret James tech
TXC2: !events
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wifi12345678910: hi
MrGibberish: Unfortunately
Brozard: RIP garbage
MrGibberish: It’s all German
TXC2: the last live in five
Melfina__: Live hype
TXC2: "classic" = the love doctors Kappa
TXC2: it's a move, so something's gonna happen?
MrGibberish: Here’s hoping for a less rushed move
TXC2: !patreon
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TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: Goodnight everybody, to the crapshot!
Juliamon: ooh the Wizard101 vod just hit YT