Didero: !next
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Didero: Good evening!
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Didero: Do you think Magik has a visa or did she emigrate to the US?
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LoadingReadyRun:
She probably exists in bureaucratic limbo 
EricTheOrange: it's time for the Rumlow rumble.
Didero:
Hah! 
beowuuf: box time!
beowuuf: !box
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Didero:
A devil-ishly clever joke, Cori 
beowuuf: maybe magik's work visa is in the box?
beowuuf: go time!
Didero: She's the queen of Limbo, maybe the rules are different for royalty
Didero: Hi Cori!
beowuuf:
cori
smthng_dffrnt: Man I love go time
samwiser_: Good morning!
smthng_dffrnt: Hello Cori!
BusTed: That's the rule.
beowuuf: yup
Didero: I'd invoice it to Bionic Trousers
beowuuf: ^
samwiser_: A second stream today from cori? Cool
Didero: Working during sleep probably counts as overtime too, so you should get paid 150% for it
beowuuf: subs and bits and rock and roll
LordZarano: They tell you to live your dreams...
Didero: Also, there's probably nothing you can do about it, but the going-live tweets aren't being cross-posted to Mastodon anymore
Didero: Thanks Cori!
beowuuf:
oh, that seems weirdly the wrong way around
beowuuf: i presumed the mastadon parps were being cross posted to twitter!
Didero: !mastodon
Didero: hey, that IS a command, nice
LordZarano: @beowuuf Given how twitter has been breaking all their api stuff it's probably easier this way
beowuuf:
@beowuuf ah. that makes sense 
Didero: On the Twitter API's free tier, you're only allowed to post, not read anything, so cross-posting from Mastodon to Twitter might be easier? I dunno
Didero: Now, I'm not fitness expert, but I don't think that's how you use that equipment
Didero: Yeah, I've had Blade stand on the couch during Book Club a few times too
Didero: So is having a traumatic youth a hard requirement for being a superhero or something?
EricTheOrange: all hail Orb
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Didero: Gotta round up the orbs
Didero:
Eh, it's just Crossbones, how hard could the fight be? 
Didero: He ain't no Dracula. Probably
brainiac4: He's definitely no Dracula. I did the Crossbones fight earlier this week.
Didero: I don't think I should be allowed to lead these people anymore, since I had the thought to let somebody intentionally get hurt, so they could do Combat Therapy and get a combat bonus
brainiac4: I love Brooklyn Handshake.
brainiac4: You should already have a spare Punch - didn't you just unequip one?
Didero: Don't tell Deadpool you're making Punch, he'll be disappointed it's not the alcoholic kind
Didero: I forget, can you make blueprints at the Cauldron?
brainiac4: @Didero not as far as I know
Didero: Thanks mods, wherever you are!
Wolfstrike_NL: Let's go modifiers!
spethycakes:
Didero: I put Wolverine in a Book Club shirt, but I feel he's only wearing it ironically
Didero: Like Blade says, there's no wrong choices
Didero: It's not murder, they're just knocked out, it's fiiiine
Didero: Oh yeah, well, that's the exception. Probably
EricTheOrange: Does sabertooth not have the healing factor?
TheMerricat: He does.
Didero: Magik kind of teleported him away, so he can heal in some form of hell
LurkerSpine: well they're all dead
EricTheOrange: I mean niko shoved her sword through his back but wolverine woulda survived that.
brainiac4: But the men in the chopper are all fine. Cap doesn't kill people. Any more. We don't talk about the WWII parts.
Didero: Didn't Hunter break Sabretooth's healing factor, and that's how Lilith recruited him?
BlueChloroplast: Into the blaggole!
Didero: Oh, I just realised it would be fun to bring Magik on this mission, she can just teleport Hydra into the explosion
beowuuf:
Didero: Coinflips always turn out fine
Didero: woo!
Didero: I once shoved a Mystic into her own hole, that was funny
BlueChloroplast: W00t w00t!
Didero:
Shouldn't have made that Mystic angry, I guess
Didero:
Adn that's why Hunter doesn't need to bring a gun
Raincoast_Bear: Hiya Cori! Hero-ing it up as Cap'n 'Merica!
Didero: Yeah, it'd be nice if missions told you beforehand if you needed to defeat everybody to complete it
Didero: That Hydra got so bored they died
TXC2:
Hello everybody, Sorry I'm late, I had to go to a funeral today
EricTheOrange: but 76% is 100%
Didero:
Oh, sorry to hear that, TXC2 Good evening though!
TXC2: Didero thanks
Didero: Yeeting boxes at enemies is always fun
beowuuf:
Didero: 1 > 0
beowuuf:
txc2. and for the reason.
Didero: This is why I don't often bring Nico, her powers are too situational, and often not that useful
TXC2: hi beowuuf
Didero: Which is a shame because I do like her
beowuuf: maths works out...
TXC2: wow Bumlow needs running lessons
EricTheOrange: why was that music sting so loud
TXC2: !break
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EricTheOrange: honestly surprised crossbones made it to the final act. feels like an act 1 villian like faustus was.
Didero: Really nice of Crossbones that he lets everybody take five
beowuuf:
clearly he's in a time loop so knew how to survive to the end
beowuuf: (the mcu actor for crossbones was in a surprisingly watchable film called boss battle or something like that)
beowuuf: wb
TXC2: and we're back
Didero: Or just defeat Crossbones
Didero: Good start, good start
Didero: That won't get through his shield
Didero: And the shield regenerates every turn
Didero: Maybe only Nico has a valid target?
LordZarano: !searchfortreasure
LRRbot: You find: a Wandering Monster!
Didero: So Crossbones isn't good at negotiating contracts?
BusTed: Ru-fi-oooo
Didero: Seems he has two lives, yeah
Didero:
I like how Nico has all these fancy spells, and this power is just "hit enemy with stick"
Didero: Oh right, you can redraw that 'Delay' card to have it delay for more turns
TheAinMAP: Who hunts the Hunter?
Didero: What would you even put on the permit request form? "I want to hunt Blood"?
TXC2:
you can only get a licence to hunt people in Texas and Wyoming
Didero: Cap is just pretending to be hurt so he gets to go in our magical jacuzzi
Didero: "No thanks, the old one's still working fine"
TXC2: a new what, 'cause I've got like 8 holes
Didero: Great, now I'm counting my holes
Genie_M: 7
Didero: Do tear ducts count as holes?
TXC2: Didero for comedy they do
Didero: Only one turn left on the bomb too
Genie_M: There's a great vsauce video about human topography - yes
Didero: oh no who let hunter use the computer
Didero: That can't end well
Didero: Hitting into Crossbones's shield doesn't do much unless you can get through it, I think
Didero: Oh, so the shield does stay damaged, don't mind me then
ScrapyardGhostTrain: Can't see a body; can't confirm the kill.
Didero: We've seen two people disintegrate already though
TXC2: Crossbones: "cap wanted my to say hi" Bucky: "who are you?"
v_nome: Things?
beowuuf: occurences?
TXC2: happenings?
EricTheOrange: roose?
TXC2: there's still room in the polycule for you Nico
Didero: How old IS Logan, anyway?
TXC2: Didero close to 200
NightValien28: 200 and some
Didero: Oh, so only a bit younger than Hunter. Thanks
beowuuf: they should release the start of wolverine: origins for free, just to make up for releasing the rest of wolverine: origins
Didero: that signal
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: everybody's hitbox is big!
Didero: Why is Agatha just outside the barrier
TXC2: are...are we gonna kancho Agatha's soul back to life?
TXC2:
thirsty_kitteh we're rasing a dead person, so it kinda worked
Didero: "good news your girlfriend's a ghost"
TheAinMAP: Welp.
Didero: Yeah, just threaten the devil, that'll work
TheAinMAP: He's not that little.
NightValien28: should we be discussing this in front of him?
Didero: I, uh, picked another option
SplittingImage77: Diablo IV next week!
TXC2: conspicuous 4 there
Didero:
@SplittingImage77 Fighting Lilith once isn't enough for you?
Genie_M: Well the camera goes with Hunter
Didero: Did Wanda just get a big Injury?
Didero: I don't know if it's spoilers to say what happened when I picked another option, but the one you picked seems both meaner and better
TXC2: now do we keep that mastery if we raise light? (or can we even raise light anymore?"
SplittingImage77: Is that Spike/Steve Blum?
Didero: Wait, they continue that through Comms? I had to keep walking between Eddie and Peter to get them to continue their conversation
BusTed:
"No I won't." 
"Yes you will." "Fine."
Didero: I don't know what language 'Gottmorder' is, it's probably half made up and half from several languages
TXC2: clearly it's the language of the elves: "gottmorder?" "hell yeah I got morder!"
TXC2: *Mordor
Krektogar: Gottmorder is probaly meant to be german. Gott = God, Möärder = Murderer
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am not caught up on the past VODs quite yet but this seems sweet to look forward to
Krektogar: *Mörder
Zaghrog: my guess, if it was a real language, would be Dutch
Didero: I am Dutch, and that isn't a Dutch word
Zaghrog: yeah, which is why I said "if"
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
Dutch isn't a language, it's a throat condition.
LordZarano: DeepL detects it as Swedish and translates as "god killer"
Didero:
@ScrapyardGhostTrain You're probably thinking of Frisian
Werdnae: You can also dismantle light heroic cards for essence if you're not going to use them
Didero: Ugh, Wiktionary differentiates between lowercase and capitalized words, that's why it didn't really find anything for 'Gott'
ScrapyardGhostTrain:
@ScrapyardGhostTrain 
Wolfstrike_NL: @ScrapyardGhostTrain 10/10
Didero: I like how they took the time to cross out the 'ted' from 'hydrated'
Didero: Gotta go do a chore, but I'll keep this on in the background. Good luck punching nazis and demons!
TXC2: and demon nazis
Wolfstrike_NL: Hydra, known for never driving a truck without a readable licence plate, that's a crime to severe.
Thefluffiestguineapig: You think they engage in traffic violations??? They aren’t monsters
TXC2: to be fair, phoney licence plate is the number 2 reason cops are gonna pull you over
Wolfstrike_NL: Interrogate him about how that happened
Wolfstrike_NL: Well, hello partial sub ocean
TXC2: the Sub ocean comes for us all
beowuuf: i guess deadpool broke a load bearing fourth wall in the basement so we have some slippage now
TXC2: !advice
LRRbot: Open ports 1 through 65535.
LordZarano: @LRRbot Oh that should definitely be badadvice
tycoonbosh: @LRRbot To be fair, it doesn't claim to be good advice.
beowuuf: we're leaving port 0 closed... that's good
TXC2: yeap, 0 for cl0sed, that's how we remember
BusTed:
TXC2: Magik, threatening people with a good time here
BusTed: gottemmm
TXC2: "the symbiont doesn't make me doing anything I don't want to" so you want kill and eat people?
TehAmelie: everyone blames their symbiote when they wanna act on their worst impulses
beowuuf: "wait, you're watching the odd numbered star trek movies?" "symbiote!"
TehAmelie: "in knull we trust" is a really funny sentence if you know swedish
EricTheOrange: do any costumes make venom not look gooey?
TehAmelie:
it means 
Lizardmoses:
@TehAmelie
TehAmelie: everyone's welcome here, except Satan and those people. we wanna fight them
EricTheOrange: dude
TehAmelie: oh, those kinds of wild oats
TehAmelie: do we have leather pants?
TehAmelie: those we have on look pretty leathery
TXC2: we have an all white leather number
TehAmelie: in the light of the previous scene anyway
TehAmelie: the game would get so many points if Deadpool actually notices your leather pants
TXC2: can you be bricked by having everyone be injured?
RuiFaleiro: you can still take injured people into battle, there's just a penalty
TehAmelie: in XCom it just means you can't respond to missions and get tanked. . .
TehAmelie: wow, i had to scum my save 35 times to win a 1/6 dice roll just now. different game, but i hope that means you get better rolls
TXC2:
TehAmelie actual 2d6 odds there
TehAmelie: weird, right?
Serivus: I mean, would it really be an RPG if it didn't have murdering god in it?
TehAmelie: Wundagore? did Wolvie name that mountain?
TXC2:
that or a Japanese ad company that
TehAmelie: Ghost Rider from off screen: "bone head" is actually an offensive term
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Didero: Ok, so Twitch doesn't work on our TV anymore, so I missed, like, the half hour. But I'm back now, hi! Anything important happen?
TehAmelie: we're going to mount Wundagore, to wound and gore
Serivus: for Red Skull's project Gottmorder so we can murder god
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Didero: Sorcerer Supreme, Most Powerful Witch, and Unstoppable Fireball, this should go well
Didero: Ouch, punched right in the loincloth
TehAmelie: i'd amend that to Infinite Chaos Witch
TehAmelie: does Strange just fly instead of walk? what a power move
Didero: why do cameras get confused so easily
Didero: @TehAmelie So does Captain Marvel
TehAmelie: naturally
Didero: I think Magic uses portals instead of walking places if it's far away?
EricTheOrange: I mean, If this game cared about "power levels" than Dr.Strange should have been able to beat this game by himself.
Didero: *Magik
Didero: @EricTheOrange Most heroes should be able to, really. I think they try to handwave that away at the start of the game, but I forget the reason
Didero: Gamma waves or something
TehAmelie: in raw power levels Strange is up there, and he's also got every kind of convenient lore and specialized spell. and he's a master strategist. looked him up the other day, he's quite a wild power fantasy
TheMerricat: To be fair to the game, comics do this to power levels all the time. Everyone is just as powerful as necessary for the writer to get their plot moving, no more. No less.
niccus: it's like wrestling
TXC2: powers as the plot demands
Didero: And every superhero seems to be a brilliant genius nowadays
TehAmelie: oh and don't forget the superdimensional magic artifacts
Didero: @TehAmelie With the Sanctum destroyed, he doesn't have those anymore
TehAmelie: oh my
EricTheOrange: @TehAmelie yeah the only people stronger than him are like god level beings like galactus.
Didero: Captain Marvel is strong enough to destroy moons too, right?
TehAmelie: in my favorite continuty, she's powered by a direct link to two binary stars
Didero: @TehAmelie Oh so that's why she has 'Binary mode'
TXC2: in comics, much like in law, it depends
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Didero: Eh, wounds aren't that much damage
Didero:
I'm greedy enough to go pickup-hunting every night
TheMerricat: Imagine you walk up on the scene of The Scarlet Witch, Dr Strange, and Capt Marvel just standing around in a circle and curb stomping a hell hound.....
TXC2: "why are you kicking that dog?" "duh, 'cause we're the good guys!"
Didero: Does the type of item matter?
TehAmelie: "this one's a bad dog. like, 9/10 maximum"
Didero: I never paid enough attention to that to figure it out
Didero: Oh yeah, fair enough. It feels kind of bad to destroy a priceless book for a key or some gloss
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Didero: 600 is a lot of damage...
Didero: It'd be nice to get the mod that lowers Heroism cost on it, but they're sadly random
TehAmelie: i'm medium on the Carol-Blade ship
Bugberry: I guess Guardians are mostly just different aliens, not beings from other realities.
EricTheOrange: data borj
TXC2:
TehAmelie so's Carol
Didero: @TXC2 You sure? Why is she so interestd in vampires/vampyres all of a sudden?
beowuuf: o7
LurkerSpine: ty for the stream
beowuuf: thanks for the stream!
TehAmelie: thankies
TheAinMAP:
TXC2: thanks for streaming Cori
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
TXC2: !clips
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lyllithblackstar: im not
Didero: Oh jeez, Beej nearly found us out
TXC2: !next
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TXC2: !events
niccus: one day you'll defeat mom
EricTheOrange: lurm tug
TXC2: it's live, so something may occure
beowuuf: last live of this moonbase?
Didero: Thanks for the stream!!
beowuuf: bye!
TXC2: !patreon
TXC2: !discord
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TXC2: !mastodon
TXC2: !store
Didero: Hmm, I should've put off doing the dishes until now. Lesson learned: Only do chores at the last possible moment
TXC2: Goodnight everybody
Earthenone: goodnight
Didero: Night!
Earthenone:
haha one of the free prime games this week is called Agatha Knife, i wonder if there is any relation to agatha fisty 
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