Dog_of_Myth: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Ben and Adam are jamming some LOL Legends on tonight Bonus Stream! Game: League of Legends Arena) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (6m from now).
Thefluffiestguineapig: If Ben is still in Spain who is playing? Adam and the other normal denizens of League?
WiJohn: He was playing with a buddy who works for Riot last time, whose name I cannot remember
KeytarCat: Ben got back like last night, it sounded like They were both gonna be on, just remote. Just inferrence, though, I'm not god
WiJohn: I know him only as "the Yuumi guy"
tod_vom_himmel: @KeytarCat then why did you have us build that church?
KeytarCat: @KeytarCat That was a CHURCH?? I thought it was just a breakfast buffet!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam and his friend who works for Riot (man that takes me back to a creepy pasta) were playing a different mode, right?
KeytarCat: They were doing...Arena? 2v2v2v2
bobokiddo: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Bonus Stream (Ben and Adam are jamming some LOL Legends on tonight Bonus Stream! Game: League of Legends Arena) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (47s ago).
WiJohn: Arena, which I think they're playing this evening too
WiJohn: LRRbot's got my back!
tod_vom_himmel: ll legends
tod_vom_himmel: lol*
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would not want to try to do anything other than recover from travel but if Ben can swing it he has my sincere hopes for his energy
tod_vom_himmel: i predict regrets
saucemaster5000: heh Project L waiting room
Nigouki: BEEG CLOCK
bobokiddo:

MWGNZ: no regrats
v_nome: b'doop
saucemaster5000: everyone check your discord
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Kaaosa: uh oh, leaguies
gibbousm: so tonight is just another round of LoL?
patrick_stonecrusher: Leg of Legions
niccus: if you saw last week's, that kind of LoL, not the regular kind of LoL
AzaleaCloud: Good evening, gamers
patrick_stonecrusher: Leige of Leggos
Natural_Ones_Only: LoL Legends, huh
niccus: league of legends: gladiator
patrick_stonecrusher: Logos Lichen
Mr_Horrible: ah, the only true horror game
paronomasiac042: leg of lesions?!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @patrick_stonecrusher That actually sounds bad for feet
Mr_Horrible: "Waiting for Project L to drop"
trebuchetboy: BEN
WiJohn:

Mr_Horrible: yo this remix kinda fire
MegaDosX: Oh neat new intro music
empyreon:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @paronomasiac042 I've seen the femur that results from that! It's real gnarly
raulghoulia: 3 2 1 let's jam
Blakemcm: will Ben have a Tan?
Simriel: The bonus stream intro never gets old
MegaDosX: Hola!
GhostValv: hola
Mr_Horrible: it *is* a hot one today
Thefluffiestguineapig: Como esta usted?
trebuchetboy:
I did 
GhostValv: D:
paronomasiac042: no nintendo spaniel.
Simriel: How was the Elijah Wood DJ set?
neisan2112:
Wut up gamers!?!?!

patrick_stonecrusher: Lodge of Lemons
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NervousHair: IN THIS ECONOMY?
MegaDosX: Donde esta el baño?
Mr_Horrible: I've almost forgotten what Lejohn Cenaddy looks like
saucemaster5000: Let's Nope is an anagram for LoL
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Sorator13: welcome home ben!!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Also checking those mods don't bust each other
AzaleaCloud: Let's of Lopegends
PMAvers: And having to troubleshoot mods that break remotely seems like a headache
MegaDosX: Ben in his jetsetter days
niccus: a true world traveler
GhostValv: imagine doing things
Nigouki: wait, what's happening in Toronto? D:
Thefluffiestguineapig: I also hate the summer
Sorator13: love the glasses
Mr_Horrible: you figure if you're gonna be sweating regardless, might as well earn it by going places
patrick_stonecrusher: Loogie Logout
saucemaster5000: In the sky are you superman
Simriel: I cannot imagine not seeing my Mum for a couple of years XD
MegaDosX:
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OnyxOblivion: hi remy
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Masslost:

Simriel: Spain in summer is Hot yeah
Simriel: Spain in winter is still pretty hot tbh
Mr_Horrible:
MEEM? 
paronomasiac042: meme?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, yes that coast of Spain is really hot and it is reflected in their architecture
MeadyOchre:
Hey I have those glasses too 
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AzaleaCloud:
Leftover gyros? Sounds delicious! 
SnowBuddy18: keep it as a collector item
rosesmcgee: Left over gyros? Delicious
squ3e: Oh man, Ben gameplay?? does that mean more fidddle gameplay pleaseeeee
MegaDosX: Euros? Sounds fake tbh
Sorator13: I have a pre-euro european coin collection from a trip I took ages ago
saucemaster5000: Donair your dollars
kumatsu: fun? In this economy?
Dalouer: orrrr.... streamers vs twitch chat?
trebuchetboy: aw man. Not a bad plan for the future tho
AzaleaCloud:
Hi Adam 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kumatsu This is barely a joke. I hate that as a job seeker
Molladia: Wow how much coffee has Ben had? very high energy in here...
saucemaster5000: I've heard a lot of people talk about league of legends, fun is not the first adjective. Ever.
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kumatsu:
@kumatsu the best jokes draw from the day-to-day 
Mr_Horrible: instantly turned into that caveman frozen in an ice block from Scooby Doo
Mister_BlueSky: Cold showers are actually kind of refreshing, to me at least.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm jealous your plumbing creates certainty
jessieimproved: cold showers are great for your skin and hair
AzaleaCloud: @Mister_BlueSky Unironically true and you should keep saying it.
Mr_Horrible:
@Mister_BlueSky oh they're definitely nice but you wanna be prepared before it hits you 
Dog_of_Myth:

MegaDosX: Good start
kumatsu: Just Paul things
GhostValv: perfect no notes
kumatsu: give us custom Arena lobbies, Riot
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Lobo_Apache: Regular style? So just tons of arams
MegaDosX: League is definitely a horror game, surely
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mister_BlueSky Yeah, the horrible plumbing in my building means it ranges from scalding to tepid
Molladia:
Why did I think that was 
AzaleaCloud: Listen... Playing Fiddlesticks is on-brand for the stream.
paronomasiac042: how much does it suck to have a quarantine tradition?
Fanklok: Finish it just in time for RE 5 remake to drop
saucemaster5000: Is resident evil a new league mode?
Mr_Horrible: you're *kinda* close to the end I think?
MegaDosX:
At least based on the toxicity of the playerbase from what I've heard 
Blakemcm: it will be close
Mister_BlueSky: If I recall, you should be pretty close to the end.
Dog_of_Myth: Just add more mods
kumatsu: @Molladia There is only one Paul in existence
Gekyouryuu: there's a certain irony that Resident Evil cannot be played from a Residence
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Molladia It's just beardtones all the way down
Mr_Horrible: but Adam how will I hear the continued saga of BonerDickFanFiction Hunter?
spinebustertee: didn't Graham threaten a 24 hour stream for the anniversary?
PMAvers: So Support Fiddles?
BrowneePoints: WOAH theres a HANDSOME MAN on my screen! How did this happen!?
Diabore: are you saying you cant fiddle support?
kumatsu: yo where that Dog tho
Seth_Erickson: Wait a minute this isn't Arena
Diabore: hben please
squ3e: Time for supplesticks then
Seth_Erickson:
I thought Adam was an arena only gamer 
Seth_Erickson: Support Ornn 👀
JonnyGlitched: hi lolsers
Mr_Horrible: Fidelitysticks
AzaleaCloud:
I know you guys weren't talking about me, but I can feel the splash damage. 
trebuchetboy: Some Rell would be Pog
BrowneePoints: Supportlesticks is a meme
saucemaster5000: influencer got influenced
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh saucemaster5000 I wanted to let you know since my life is currently increasingly bad I'm trying to make food that makes me happy. Currently pound cake is in my freezer
Gekyouryuu: Support your local Fiddlesticks
BrowneePoints: I'm a fan of Middlesticks
Mr_Horrible: and the mixes continue
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gekyouryuu Or be absorbed
AzaleaCloud: BEN
JonnyGlitched: power bottom
Diabore:
ban fiddle 
Sorator13: oh this is disorienting; we have Ferisar, and I watch another streamer who often teams up with someone named Ferrosaur (pronounced the same)
Seth_Erickson: but Ben what if Ornn a more skill intensive sett
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig A) sorry to hear that B ) food that makes you happy is good!
kumatsu: Banning Shaco, just like my Arena games
Diabore: heimer taric samira vayne
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched I enjoy topping them and making them regret trying to assert control
AzaleaCloud: Oooh, Naafiri? Is that a new character?
BrowneePoints: Unleash the Sexy Wolverine Man Ben!
Seth_Erickson: same with taric
JonnyGlitched: @Thefluffiestguineapig I've never topped, nor played LoL
Sorator13: @JonnyGlitched Wheeler tops every two days!
Mister_BlueSky: That Sett skin is awesome.
saucemaster5000: Topping is very important for ice cream
Seth_Erickson: He's soul fighting
Simriel: I thought Sett was clearly a top
saucemaster5000: oh and sex
Kramburger: hahahaha
AzaleaCloud: @Sorator13 He's just so good at Magic the Gathering.
KeytarCat: Bower pottom
BrowneePoints: DID BEN GET THE STREET FIGHTER WOLVERINE MAN!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig For sure, honestly you and some of the Ian things have made this a thing I'm aiming for and can experiment and it's ok if I don't like it first time
Mr_Horrible: do they still have it (allegedly) that the damage to the training dummy counts to the damage rankings in that game mode?
MegaDosX: Power bottom vibes from this guy tbh
Diabore: lilia for yorick?
JonnyGlitched: I miss real LANS
trebuchetboy: BORDERLANDS SKINS YES @LoadingReadyRun
Seth_Erickson: Lillia is fine into yorick
Seth_Erickson: so is mord imo
MegaDosX: Now that's a sentence to take out of context
Kaaosa: you mean my birthday, paul
TimIAm: Wait there's a dog now?
MegaDosX: "I'm getting you a birthday skin"
JonnyGlitched: I'm not sure I could carry my PC case to a LAN, she heavy
Mr_Horrible: Ben everyone already knows what the "Birthday Skin" is
kumatsu: dogchamp
BrowneePoints: Naafiri is sick
Mr_Horrible: there's multiple dogs
Seth_Erickson: Naafiri is fun yeah
Dog_of_Myth: Good dog is good
trebuchetboy: @TimIAm Newest champ. You can pet the dog
BrowneePoints: A good Naaf deletes people
Kaaosa: dog with knife for a face
azninsect:

JonnyGlitched: shoot the dog
TimIAm: RIP me reinstalling I guess
Gekyouryuu: can you PET the dog?
Seth_Erickson: and you get many dogs on top of the one dog
BrowneePoints: No no, a HIVE MIND of Dogs
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched I have topped and bottomed but never played LoL. Also I feel like Wheeler would be one of the rare maximum brat tops
AzaleaCloud: What's the Andy check?
Mister_BlueSky: I found the tech for Naafiri, triple armor pen, and you just kinda melt people.
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints Vernor Vinge??
extra_spicy_ramen: what mythic do you normally play with sett sup?
tehfewl: there's always been a dog in league. Have we all forgot Nasus?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Did we get a Borg Dog or Phyrexian Dog?
JonnyGlitched: Ben has seen Adams jungle?
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig simple recommendation -- think of a food that made you really happy once. there's probably something. Look up the simplest recipe or find a place that can do it near you. Give yourself one self care bit of time to get it
Diabore: neeko support?
Seth_Erickson: Renekton has cc it works
JonnyGlitched: I recognise some of these characters from Rule 34
Seth_Erickson: if he'd been Illaoi it would have been impossible
BrowneePoints: Uh, more like a swarm of dogs bound to one "leader" all possessed by the spirit from an ancient evil that was trapped in a dagger @thefluffiestguineapig
Dog_of_Myth: Wolfdogs are a thing
Getter404: GG EZ
JonnyGlitched: species deliniation is super muddy anyway
BusTed:

AzaleaCloud: Vision denial > miniscule gold advantage
azninsect: muh waaaaard
MegaDosX: That doesn't seem like a safe way to do crunches
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig Once I get a job I absolutely plan to have one of two specific things from take out in my area, currently I am expanding out from my established comfort with the wok to work on the components of sukiyaki
BrowneePoints: Wolverine Situps!
Seth_Erickson: @BrowneePoints well it wasn't initially an ancient evil it just ended up going evil eventually
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is that man doing an entire crossfit gym's worth of situps?
BrowneePoints: Yea it's deadass a Guilty Gear skin on him
patrick_stonecrusher: Berzerker Barrage
Diabore: benboozled
AzaleaCloud: When in Spain...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Well, I hate that they decided to enslave doggos. Obviously that evil needs to be utterly wrecked
JonnyGlitched: I've been getting really into Tangledeep, I didn't think they still made modern roguelike turn based dungeon crawlers. The soundtrack slaps
BrowneePoints: It's less enslaved and more took over. She is all the doggos
Dog_of_Myth:
Why does BG3 have to release when GenCon goes on? 
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig one thing I'll say is don't bother with dashi stock if you're just starting out. Just keep tasting and adjusting with soy sauce and sugar
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Like Ugin and the dragons over Tarkir? She is the progenitor and has influence
AzaleaCloud: This Neeko's just spamming themselves dry trying to tie up Ben.
Getter404: They saw the ward. They're shook.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig That is super good advice, thank you!
Seth_Erickson: I really need to get neeko and play with her she's seems like a lot of fun
kumatsu: Gaming
Diabore: aggro flash into a warwick jungle? bold
satyropodobny: Does that Samira have a support hiimbo?
samsoni1: Look at these gamers gaming
kumatsu: plates! plates! plates!
Seth_Erickson:
hullbreacher first item sett incoming 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm already starting from the place where I use glass noodles because of the whole gf thing, so right now it's trying to balance that
BrowneePoints: Nah, long story short shes an ascended being who fell to darkness fighting another evil and was sealed away, dude took her dagger and got murdered by a bunch of desert doggos @thefluffiestguineapig
squ3e: Ben I hate to be that guy but could you move your face cam to the left side so we could see your items
before_damage: Hey Ben, how were European nuggets?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @satyropodobny I don't know Samira's pronouns, but slay queen!
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig yeah that's perfect
BrowneePoints: Desert doggo touched the Dagger and she took over them @thefluffiestguineapig
Getter404: whaaaaaaaaat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah
Seth_Erickson: NA fast food superior
Kramburger: My guy, that's ALL mcdonalds
JonnyGlitched: Euro McD isn't famous
Diabore: perfect ben, thank you
AzaleaCloud: They probably use less sugar.
Dragonality: So I've heard
tehfewl: its the japan mcds thats the banger
cobthegreat: Was it the thimble of coffee
HammerTheWise: Probably less salt
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig (also sorry about the soy sauce-- tamari obvs)
Thefluffiestguineapig: They prioritize other local foods that are already takeaway
MegaDosX: Japanese McDonalds is actually fantastic though
jessieimproved: @tehfewl ^^ This is true ^^
JonnyGlitched: Aus McD burgers are probably the worst fast food burgers
MegaDosX: And I say that as someone who hates McDonalds normally >_>
Dragonality: Oh no, McD's always makes you feel bad for eating it when it DOESN'T taste reheated.
before_damage: Europeans don’t put the fun stuff in their food like cocaine
JonnyGlitched: like cardboard
Seth_Erickson: kill secure
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, you're all good, I don't expect someone to remember the dietary needs of a random name in chat. I will keep you posted as the quest continues!
empyreon: big bonks
AzaleaCloud: "Why are you running?"
Diabore: bot lane not having a good time
JonnyGlitched: The best thing about McD is it's 24 hours
BrowneePoints: Warwick better be in Project L
BrowneePoints: He can be a Talbain Clone
Thefluffiestguineapig: @before_damage Do you not consider local seafood to be fun stuff?
Dragonality: That would be the One for All mode, or whatever it's called.
El_Funko: for a second I thought Ben was playing a weird anime Udyr skin
Mr_Horrible: he'd be Saberwulf if anything, Brownee
DentedPockets: That's cause they're bullying Adam up top.
Diabore: 4 plate 7 minutes
squ3e: Looks like Irelia is going to learn the hard toplane lesson of "win lane lose game"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @before_damage Also I am willing to go out on a limb and say that at least some european countries probably still use fun stuff of a hard variety in certain foods
HammerTheWise: I want my boy Twisted Fate on project L, but I doubt he'll get in
Dog_of_Myth: Shoutout to Darkstalkers
Dragonality: Man, I haven't thought about Killer Instinct for years. Snes K.I. was my jam as a kid.
JonnyGlitched: fluffy bunny!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is that bird on our team or the other?
AzaleaCloud:
Let's go Ferisar 
BrowneePoints: They should make a Battle Academia Sett skin that is JUST Jotaro Ben
squ3e: @Thefluffiestguineapig the other
Dog_of_Myth: I do find it wild that Killer Instinct is going to be at EVO
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also did that bunny have a rainbow trail
Diabore: 1-2 and dargon
Diabore: i wish i was good at this game
El_Funko: welcome back my boy
Dragonality: @Dog_of_Myth Oh! Didn't know that. Gonna be games of 'who can stat the infinite combo first'?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @squ3e Is it the companion to the other teams (I forget which position gets an emotional support animal) or a character?
PMAvers: I'm more excited that apparently Level99 is going to be at the ASW booth at EVO, guessing we're actually getting Guilty Gear EXCEED.
JonnyGlitched: Can you get custom skins for your creeps?
HammerTheWise: "Why am I forgetting how to play the game?" Literally me everytime I boot up League
Seth_Erickson: @squ3e that's jungle
BrowneePoints: C C C C COMBO BREAKER
Getter404: You can have a side tournament for anything at Evo
squ3e: @Thefluffiestguineapig Oh I thought you were talking about the blue bird champion, not the little pet my b
saucemaster5000: Some guy named "Kill Erin Stinct" Is working security this year
Dragonality: I legit haven't played for at least 10 years and can still hear the announcer perfectly.
Diabore: sub 10 tower lets gooooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @squ3e You're fine, I don't know the words to make it clear since so many things have repeated normal English descriptors
AzaleaCloud: Woooooooow
BrowneePoints: Jon Darksouls competed in the FF14 pvp tournament at fan fest last weekend
AzaleaCloud: AND the free Herald
A_Dub888:
They lived 
HammerTheWise: Actively gaming
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam's glee at a new challenger is hilarious
BrowneePoints: Adam is playing Slap Croc!?
Diabore: adam just hoarding
Mr_Horrible: Solidarity
AzaleaCloud: Lego Rek best Rek
Kramburger: SeaSlaps
BrowneePoints: Nah 2nd best
squ3e: Lifegaurd rek
Mr_Horrible: hot take, I don't actually really like Renektoy
Kramburger: No, SeaSnaps
Mr_Horrible: I prefer pool party, of his joke skins
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I never got an answer as to why one of the characters was doing cross fit before the team went their individual ways
JonnyGlitched: ambush
BrowneePoints: Lifeguard Tower is too powerful to not be best. Sorry Ben
AzaleaCloud: Yeah Lifeguard is also really good, I dunno, they're both amazing, it's hard to choose.
A_Dub888:

Seth_Erickson: lads pulled up on Ben with they glocks out
Diabore: ate a LOT of their CC though
Mr_Horrible: Ben just had multiple houses dropped on him
JonnyGlitched: they
Wolfstrike_NL: a wall, a jail, a chain
MeadyOchre:
Int 
AzaleaCloud: Does Lifeguard Renekton still have the recall animation where he stands up from his high chair and gestures to "eject" a rando from the pool?
BrowneePoints: Yep
JonnyGlitched: Is there a term for when all the heros are glommed onto eachother?
BrowneePoints: A scuffle?
drcthulu: masterful bait
A_Dub888: Big Bait Ben
Frostwriter111: voltron?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Lifeguard a skin or the natural state of a character?
BrowneePoints: A skin
Diabore: 14 minute 2nd tower
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, thanks Brownee, with this game I genuinely can't tell what the answers are going to be sometimes
JonnyGlitched: oh they fucked up
BrowneePoints: His Pool Party skin hes a lifeguard with a raft and he manifests a guard tower out of nowhere on his recall animation
Seth_Erickson: it's not technically a lifeguard it's a part of the pool party skin line
AzaleaCloud: He can't keep getting away with thiiiiiiiiis
BrowneePoints: So people spam that emote
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Yeah, that emote is ultimate meme fodder
BrowneePoints: Tower spam is as legendary as nunubot or lux laugh
tehfewl: nunubot laugh spam is best
kumatsu: Died for your Pauls
Sevinon: wow
JonnyGlitched: wouldn't it be wild if a hero had the ability to lie about their HP?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Warning pun foul, strike 1
kumatsu: the emote I want to physically delete is the cowbell spam
BrowneePoints: Paul writes Sins not Tower-gedies
Sevinon: I think that was way more than strike 1
AzaleaCloud: They really like sending 3-4 into that part of the jungle
Getter404: Damn, looks like Yorick's carrying
Seth_Erickson: my favorite skin might be Mord's high noon skin
JonnyGlitched: I love deep strategy games, but hate PvP
Seth_Erickson: I love the Mace and all the train aesthetics
BrowneePoints: Look, Yorick does what Yorick wants and ya gotta step to it or die lol
drcthulu: for content
Mr_Horrible: "Sounds like a you problem, chief"
Dragonality: "We can take 'em" -famous last words
Seth_Erickson: Although Pyke's Empyrean skin is great too
BrowneePoints: Ben supplexed a corpse
AzaleaCloud: "Why is Neeko always in my lane?" Because they got curbed in bot lane.
kumatsu: yeah, they're actively ghosting, duh
saucemaster5000: @kumatsu (you're ruining my grift)
Getter404: The scuttler lives!
AzaleaCloud: Wait, was Senna AFK?
HammerTheWise: Yeah... they were STRUGGLING
JonnyGlitched: dropped them so quickly
BrowneePoints: Show the dog! Show the Dog!
BrowneePoints: If she dont get banned
Seth_Erickson: streamer whitelisted to only get s grades
Diabore: ben its worse than 7 minute tower, it was 7 minute PER tower,
Mr_Horrible: "RAID Shadow Legends 1/365 losing is learning"
Dalouer: support main volunteering
kumatsu: Come on, duuuuuude
drizztnailo: im diggin bens sunglasses
tehfewl: david's in chat, rise up
AzaleaCloud: @Kaaosa They're lookin for you, I think~
gualdhar: Something something 0 hour player reporting for duty
Gekyouryuu: I hate that my brain just concocted a scenario of adam pointing first at a picture of himself and ian, then at a computer, and going "That's me and the Horner. that's me in a Twitch. Vod. Streaming shadow legends."
squ3e: Ben, doo you mind moving your facecam to the otherside so we can see your items better in game?
BrowneePoints: Lux support, why you getting that luden's
AzaleaCloud:

Kaaosa: @azaleacloud I'm at work, sadly
Mr_Horrible: convincing Ian that RAID is a rhythm game
kumatsu: @Kaaosa just quit
Juliamon: Didn't earn enough
Kaaosa:

BrowneePoints: Yep!
kumatsu: the new Jackbox has a rhythm game in it
Gekyouryuu: there's a new Jackbox?
WiJohn: Talk to much about Raid and the stream's like "nope, I'm out"
BrowneePoints: Do it!
gualdhar: Maracas shaking sounds so lewd
saucemaster5000: Finally! I get to see ben shake those maracas!
BrowneePoints: Samba those Amigos!
satyropodobny: Oh no I loooost LP. I gained LP.
Mr_Horrible: *Ben, in Rhythm Cafe* "I was told there was coffee here"
Juliamon: Gekyouryuu There's always a new Jackbox
Masslost: ben are you saying your hips dont lie
AzaleaCloud: ADAM
MegaDosX: Adam Savidan.
drizztnailo: can't believe they didnt put zangief in this game smh
kumatsu: @Juliamon that definitely needs to go into a LRRbot database of some kind
Gekyouryuu: @Juliamon I mean, fair, but I didn't know there was one recently
pn55: Ben and Jacob Rythm Cafe maybe?
Blakemcm: Jimmy was good at basketball
Blakemcm: its how they got the name
Gekyouryuu: Jim Job Rimmy?
BrowneePoints: I prefer RimJim Jobby
Seth_Erickson:

drizztnailo: LMAO
TheWriterAleph:

Sorator13:

Thefluffiestguineapig: Ben I think Heather would like to talk to you about the Rhythm God claim you just made
TheWriterAleph: gottem
AzaleaCloud: What? XD
JonnyGlitched: Go back to RE4
Dragonality: As a not WoW person, I'm scared to ask about Jimmy...
saucemaster5000: I don't want to hear about Ferisar's alt, Rimjob Jimmy
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, like, some of us don't play WoW -or- Street Fighter.
Thefluffiestguineapig: As a person with sense I do not want to hear about Rimjob Jimmy
Kaaosa: I'm performatively horny
Mr_Horrible: the only necessary booba mod is Huge Naturals JP
Kaaosa: calm yourselves
MegaDosX: Gee Ben, guess you gotta get out more
BrowneePoints: I typed RimJim Jobby and have been laughing for 2 minutes
AzaleaCloud: XD
MegaDosX:

JonnyGlitched: go out and get a rimjob
MegaDosX: I applaud the boldness of the name though
Dragonality: Min-Job Jimmy?
saucemaster5000: You don't know how fucking expensive a midjob is
satyropodobny: Is there a Ballad of Rimjob Jimmy, in a similar vein to Pumpkin Cowboy
gualdhar: So Ben what's the Shaco strat against Glorbo
BrowneePoints: Ben they're called vers not mid
Lobo_Apache: All I heard was "I just wanna be annoying"
kumatsu: yo we maining Glorbo next patch?
tehfewl: literally playing it right now
BrowneePoints: BEACH EPISODE
Gekyouryuu: now I wanna see them in KotOR under the name Outer Rim Job Jimmy
SkylerRingtail: Everyone that's friends with Jacob, evidently
JonnyGlitched: I haven't played a FF game past VI
BrowneePoints: Urianger went to Margaritaville!
JonnyGlitched: I jumped ship when they left Nintendo
saucemaster5000: @JonnyGlitched you are a hero and never change. It's downhill from there
Mr_Horrible: You say that, but when they made it a series of circles the fight sucked ass
Gekyouryuu: @BrowneePoints Moogleritaville
Mazrae: Playing FF14 now
Mr_Horrible: Fuck you, Agdistis!!
james_missingtriggers: janna could be fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: I haven't played a FF game but am familiar with the gist
JonnyGlitched: I have even the remakes of the older games, the chibi art style sucks
BrowneePoints: Ben, what are your thoughts on Urianger going to Margaritaville?
JonnyGlitched: hate*
saucemaster5000: I don't believe that sicko who just spoke
Mr_Horrible: as opposed to WoW raid guides which are "hit your rotation, dumbass"
AzaleaCloud: Everyone who hates Ridorana Lighthouse because of the math boss is a coward.
Thefluffiestguineapig: The man doth protest too much
Mr_Horrible: he's gotta secure the bag
JonnyGlitched: aside from translations FF I - VI are perfect unchanged
Mr_Horrible: can't fault a man for that
kumatsu: damn, Ben beat me to it
Mr_Horrible: ironically Lethality Sion reduces your *teammates'* lifespans
ghost_waz:
Waiting for the level 6 Sion gank bot 
Mister_BlueSky: "This teleport is for ME. It is not for YOU."
h3rsh3yb4r: "COWARDS" Sion shouts, as he uses his ult to run away from the enemy as fast as he can
JonnyGlitched: I have two devices like that, my ears
Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Blakemcm: very cute
Blakemcm: love that
AzaleaCloud: Remy's like "I heard y'all talking smack about dogs"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nicole is awesome
Mr_Horrible: Ben just furiously barking
Fanklok: Uhmm no I;m not playing leageu im doing uhh hard drugs
BrowneePoints: Oh no they have the hot Pantheon skin
tehfewl: me watching art streams
saucemaster5000: Can't help it Ben just AWOOOGAS from time to time
BrowneePoints: The joke is all the Pantheon skins are hot
kumatsu: setting off the dog alarm cuz I"m chasing children in Among Us VR
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok The new batch of meth has had some weird side effects
AzaleaCloud: @Fanklok Are the effects on the brain meaningfully different?
Thefluffiestguineapig: That looks like the Lady of the Lake holding excaliber for Arthur
Fanklok: @AzaleaCloud no
HammerTheWise: Did I hear DEMACIA?!
BrowneePoints: I mean they are making a League MMO
kumatsu: everybody wants a rock
Mr_Horrible: and it'll be out right before the heat death of the universe
PMAvers: Is it a big rock?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @kumatsu Depends on the kind of rock
WiJohn: That's some strong ohohohohoho
AzaleaCloud: We love ojous in this house
tehfewl: Same
BrowneePoints: So Ben, Adam, as MMO degenerates, what Runeterra Region would you be from and what Race in the League MMO?
Thefluffiestguineapig: We already knew that about you
Mr_Horrible: Anime characters aren't real, Ben, they cannot beat you up
BrowneePoints: I mean Octo did the audio, of course it's good!
BrowneePoints: Even funnier, Octo dressed up and did the audio
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I mean Lady Dimitrescue isn't real either but Adam still would like her to step on him
AzaleaCloud: Pantheon: "Please, my spear is very sick, it needs a pint of your blood"
BrowneePoints: Pantheon is in need of their blood and my hand in marriage
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AzaleaCloud I would love to write a story about a character who tries that as the first line of persuasion
Gekyouryuu: call Ben "The Number 4" the way he doesn't wanna go because he's "Two Squared"
saucemaster5000: @Mr_Horrible you take that back! I have to clap now.... I do believe in lady D, I do! I do!
Mr_Horrible:
@Mr_Horrible 
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the weird giggle Ben's character during some specific attack?
Mr_Horrible: did they forget their E button?
BrowneePoints: Sion wins that fight
BrowneePoints: Handily
PMAvers: Would you say you lost your J4?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AzaleaCloud "Please fellow traveler, my knife is very sick and needs some of your fine flesh to cure it so I does not eat all surrounding it!"
AzaleaCloud:

Mr_Horrible: that's never been the case in my experience, but that's probably just limited sample size in that case
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PMAvers I know not of J4, only that one game by Suda51 about D
BrowneePoints: If sion dodges the q he bops cho hard
saucemaster5000: maybe do it after they make their first joke
Mr_Horrible: but all of cho's damage is in E+Grasp?
Mr_Horrible: it's just autos
BrowneePoints: Yea but sions e shred q and shield win the trade
MegaDosX: Eleventy billion health
Thefluffiestguineapig: So what is the lore behind Chogath? Is he/she/they a demon or another one of those things where a thing isn't technically evil but just behaves in a way humans think is not the best
BrowneePoints: Voud creature
BrowneePoints: Void
BrowneePoints: The hunger of nothingness made manifest
saucemaster5000: Voud Couture
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 They now own Vanta Black
Mr_Horrible: @Thefluffiestguineapig big void beast, vaguely xenomorph-ish? Until they made Kha'Zix an actual xenomorph
Sevinon: @saucemaster5000 Was literally about to type that...
Mr_Horrible: eats to grow
AzaleaCloud: Kha'Zix is just Scyther but purple
Mr_Horrible: Cho has kind of lost a bit of identity between Kog'Maw and Kha'Zix getting released
Pharmacistjudge: Evening. How’s the rift?
Ukon_Cairns: but kha'zix has branchin evolution, no wait thats still scyther
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am struggling to dredge up lore learned in previous streams, the void creatures are literally hatred of all creation made manifest/
Thefluffiestguineapig: I made an SCP comparison last time and I think it fell flat
BrowneePoints: More like anathema of existence made manifest
Mr_Horrible: they're just malign entities from another dimension
Mr_Horrible: the dimension itself is also pretty malign
BrowneePoints: They were nothingness, and then existence gave meaning to nothingness
AzaleaCloud: Jhin done messed up
MegaDosX: Dragon deez nuts
Sevinon: And plates
BrowneePoints: And sentience breached the void and it gave shape thought and direction
A_Dub888: and they got dragon
Sevinon: Or not? I thought had enough push for one but may be wrong
Sevinon: Yeah, ok
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I remember the exact SCP comparison I made and now I want to compare release dates because I'm a monster
BrowneePoints: But yea kogmaw is a larval void creature, cho is hunger, Kha is the hunt for evolution, Velkoz is alien analysis and recon
BrowneePoints: And Rek is shark mom
AzaleaCloud: What does that make Kai'Sa?
Sevinon: Belveth is... weirdly humanoid
AngelicKnighthood: Is the framerate wonky for anyone else?
Sevinon: @AzaleaCloud Not a void creature
AzaleaCloud: @AngelicKnighthood Yeah a tiny bit, but it's watchable.
BrowneePoints: And BV is a relatively new void being who was birthed from the sentience of a city
BrowneePoints: And she wants to claim the void for herself apart from the Watchers
Kaaosa: time to head home; please bully Paul (league Paul) for me
AngelicKnighthood: @AzaleaCloud agreed. was just wondering.
TotallyNotaBeholder: There's not a Jury Alive? Well good news, all jury's are now fully undead
BrowneePoints: Kaisa has a 2nd skin battle suit made from a void creature
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, based on my cursory google search I'm pretty sure someone at Riot likes SCP. Although now I type that I realize that is just accurate
Thefluffiestguineapig: To clarify, never bully the Paul who runs tech
BrowneePoints: The biggest chunk of void lore predates a lot of bigger scp stuff
kumatsu:
damn, look at this chatter encouraging bullying 
BrowneePoints: She looks like a murder manta ray
thevikingbear__: Welcome back, Ben! How was Spain?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, so the humanoid bits are the lure?
MechaKuuga: The human head is a false head, her face is in her "chest"
BrowneePoints: Yes her head sinks into her body
Diabore: belveth is like an angler fish, pretty lady is the lure
BrowneePoints: Shes a giant void manta ray
BrowneePoints: She created a humanoid body in mockery of living beings and to interface with them
Pharmacistjudge: I think we are making massive assumptions about the ecology of the void
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore I mean, this is a tactic used by many species. Attractive mates make many kinds and varieties of beings lose all sense
Sevinon: @BrowneePoints Uh... Interface sounds like a euphemism
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints If it is as long as all parties consent who are we to judge
eff_the_bard: anyone reckon project L will have a large normals zoner?
Pharmacistjudge: I am always judge
BrowneePoints: Shes Alien, interface is the correct word if you've read enough sci fi
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, Project L is a different thing?
BrowneePoints: His Big ole Goobies
saucemaster5000: Justice for Paul! They spooke the truth!
BrowneePoints: 2c2 tag fighter like MvC @thefluffiestguineapig
BrowneePoints: 2v2
Dog_of_Myth: What Brownee said.
Juliamon: In Riot's ongoing quest to cover Every Game Genre
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Paul's naturally have a connection to the vein of truth that runs through reality
Molladia: Riot RPG when?
Diabore: im excited for the riot battle royale
saucemaster5000: damn it, I really don't like riot, but "Mechs v. Minions" was very good. And... I might play Project L
satyropodobny: Idk, their MOBA is pretty terrible
BrowneePoints: The Nunu adventure platformer comes out soon too Ben
Mr_Horrible: where's my non-TOS-safe match-3 from Riot, then?
BrowneePoints: And yes the moba is still in dev
Diabore: @Molladia they kind of have that with ruined king
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly they have a broad and deep enough reservoir of IP they can make whatever work
holidayMD: The turn based RPG was good
Dragonality: Is there a Command and Conquer: Riot yet?
Sevinon: Might have to play the Sylas game at some point
Mr_Horrible: Azir more like A Smear
Sevinon: Hmm... Don't see them doing an RTS, but who knows
AzaleaCloud: Azir: "Ranged DPS! My only weakness! How did you know? D:"
Pharmacistjudge: Have they done an actual RTS yet?
kumatsu: GARE-EN
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig this is kinda true, but it's all character lore they just make up with no plotting, stylistic continuity or character arcs. Oh wait... arcane. Damn it
Molladia: I'll give up every other mode, if they just balance champions and fix bugs
PMAvers: "Use this item to spawn a cannon minion at the target."
BrowneePoints: Yes theres an ekko metroidvania, sylas roguelike, Ziggy rhythm game, a nunu 3d adventure game coming out soon, and a Turn Based rpg
Fanklok: I miss ZZ Top portal
Thefluffiestguineapig: If I had to guess the reason the things they do at least kind of work is because they are thoughtful about it and don't try to cram everything in just to placate their fans. If something is missing from one Riot game, it will be in another
kumatsu: I forgot that you had a pug and my brain assumed the Fizz was Martin for a second
BrowneePoints: Give me Puck in League
magresta: same tho ku
saucemaster5000: The nice thing I'll say about riot is they actually reach out to experts in whatever field/game style they are exploiting because they have so much money
BrowneePoints: Sion has armor shred
BrowneePoints: He wins that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig As someone with an odd fascination with the descent into fragmented insanity that is FNAF lore League has a pretty solid base that they have smart people to make work
AzaleaCloud:

MegaDosX: Oh no, Yamcha's been Yamcha'd!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Like what from Shakespeare? His abilities are mushy enough it could work
WiJohn: I spent the last week rewatching abridged, it largely holds up
BrowneePoints: Fizz will be an early Project L char
BrowneePoints: And he will have troll pole
BrowneePoints: And its gonna give everyone angina
MechaKuuga:
Ben is supposed to be a Support right 
AzaleaCloud: This game has Supports?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, are you talking about Fizban? Like they had in D&D with an affinity for dragons?
BrowneePoints: @thefluffiestguineapig oh no someone made a joke about sniper who is a dota 2 char, and my fave dota char is Puck the faerie dragon
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or is this another character I don't have exposure to yet
Molladia: @AzaleaCloud It used to, then they nerfed them, so that Mid's are better down there
magresta: please learn all 275 champions
Swakling: The theory of Brand Support is that Death is the best CC
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints If I in real life could have the creature type Faerie Dragon that would be rad. Also I assume it's some kind of joke since there isn't magic in DOTA?
BrowneePoints: Dota has magic
offbeatwitch: LOL
AzaleaCloud: This Azir is having a bad time.
AzaleaCloud:
2/7/3 
kumatsu: Dont' wanna harsh the vibes
Thefluffiestguineapig: DOTA has magic? Boy I have been misinformed
kumatsu: the Gamer has Awakened
Sevinon: So is Adam playing Inting Sion?
JonnyGlitched: ah it was your Discord
offbeatwitch:

offbeatwitch: BEEP BEEP BEEP
Sevinon: lol
Dog_of_Myth:

Mr_Horrible: Adam doing the LoL equivalent of "turn on location"
Sevinon: (I may have wanted to poke the bear...)
niccus: what... did you think dota was
saucemaster5000: bear poked, bullying insued
WiJohn: Boo ADC stole Support's kill!
Sevinon: I can take it! (No one tell Adam my League user, shhh)
Zakaw: Ultimate Escape
Mr_Horrible: Multi-lane drifting...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @niccus I mean, now you say that I think I'm thinking of Dwarf Fortress
offbeatwitch: you'd be putting adam out of a job!!!!
UnkeptFlea: yelling "COWARDS" while running away is a core sion mechanic
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have played very few games and know them from people discussing them or lore analysis
JonnyGlitched: when your personality is your work you're always on the job
Sevinon: lol
holidayMD: Dota is the game League is based on
AzaleaCloud:
GAMING 
Diabore: nice watch
Sorator13: he bit the cannon!
Sorator13: and didn't even eat it, nice
Thefluffiestguineapig: @holidayMD Ah, ok, that makes more sense, my bad
Diabore: 9-1-8 support
Sevinon: 9/1/8
Frostwriter111: 9/1/8. Support gaming
Sevinon: Classic support
tehfewl: 9/1 support
Masslost: wont lie im still looking forward to seeing ben playing dead by daylight as Nicolas cage
BrowneePoints: No, my life for Aiur
Sevinon: "support"
BrowneePoints: BEN! Did you see they're adding The Xenomorph to DBD!?
Molladia: A1 Map awareness
MegaDosX: Ben, leaving his allies to die, smh my head
offbeatwitch: "ga baby"
Diabore: j4 wants none of this fizz
Dragonality: Ben 'Map Awareness' Ulmer -signed, a VERY bad LoL player
satyropodobny: Enemy can't peel Ben's ADC if they are all DEAD
AzaleaCloud:
@MegaDosX This is why everybody shoots him in traitor/impostor games. 
BrowneePoints: So what do you call it when you ship J4 and Fizz?
Diabore: oh cho
MegaDosX:
@AzaleaCloud 
h3rsh3yb4r: ks
Sevinon: 10
Diabore: you cant be doing that cho
Diabore: we got a legend support!
Sevinon: 11
Lionhardt544: Watching twitch in the airport like an absolute champion. How have the games gone this evening?
Sevinon: 12
Diabore: twelve!
AzaleaCloud:
DAAAAAAMN BEN 
offbeatwitch: lmfao let's go
Diabore: ben this is criminal
Zakaw: Ben: "HELP!" Proceeds to kill
Dragonality: My absolute favorite feeling with a DoT character
AzaleaCloud: Ben out here committing arson, murder, AND jaywalking
Mr_Horrible: You're a Sion, Adam, that's their only option
niccus: rip
Diabore: o7
Mr_Horrible: chomped like a hot pepper
h3rsh3yb4r: do you think cho finds brand spicy?
tehfewl: what was that jin flash?
Sevinon: Hey, at least you hadn't build Mejai's yet
drcthulu: you could call that a hot streak
BrowneePoints: Lol cho stole the shutdown gold
saucemaster5000: Ben forgot about dre??
kumatsu: yooooo
BrowneePoints: It's always ethical to take kills from Cait
h3rsh3yb4r: @BrowneePoints because she's a cop?
BrowneePoints: YEP
drizztnailo: ben is gaming
kumatsu: Adam's complaint equityyyyyyy!
Sevinon: Again, Ben is a "support"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Taking kills from a cop is best. Best thing would be take the guns entirely
Diabore: melted that dragon
Lionhardt544:
Adam, you know top is an island 
MegaDosX: "As a straight white male..." - Adam, probably
Sevinon: I saw that ks attempt
Sevinon: Sneaking in the e
AzaleaCloud: Nice Baron buff, enemy team~
BrowneePoints: I hate heartsteel so much
Sevinon: lol
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Only because it's this chat am I suppressing my violent visceral hate for this whole ethos. Working at one of the main retailers of Warhammer where a lot of the community is middle aged straight white men who make the community unpleasant for new players gives mansplaining a horrible reality
Mr_Horrible: "I did my chores today, I deserve this kill"
Swakling: Brand is the support's version of a "cheat day"
drcthulu: ok
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints So you hate what kittens do when you see them being cute?
AzaleaCloud: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's most hobbies unfortunately.
Sevinon: Jhin flashed that
satyropodobny:

BrowneePoints: Azir threw your ass into an oncoming vehicle
BrowneePoints: A Cho Cho Train if you will
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AzaleaCloud Sometimes the group forcing people out is middle school aged girls see most competitive horseback riding
Sevinon: 13
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Are they blueberries?
Dragonality: Oh no, honey...
kumatsu: I need to know the number on Adam's Hearsteel
Seth_Erickson: fuckin liandry's making me take turret shots every time
Sevinon: @Seth_Erickson The easy solution to that, killing Cait
kumatsu: 736 Heartsteel stacks
Sevinon: *J4
Sevinon: Freudian slip?
Sevinon: 14
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm in such a horrible gremlin mood my response is "Was it really Freudian or was it more Jungian"
Thefluffiestguineapig: But it's because I can't scream at these hiring managers who are confused and therefore shun me
Sevinon: heh
WiJohn: Shot right in the face
offbeatwitch: 4th shot to the face!
PMAvers:

BrowneePoints: THE WHAT
BrowneePoints: He killed the WHAT
Sevinon: The Jizz, you heard the man
AzaleaCloud: I do like that the minimap shows where super minions are now.
satyropodobny: TURN DOWN FOR WHAT
AzaleaCloud: Don't know how long that's been there.
BrowneePoints: J4 backdoor
APartofManny: j4 literally is the only one with baron which doesn't help them
BrowneePoints: Nvm
AzaleaCloud: Oh come on...
AzaleaCloud: YES
AzaleaCloud:

MWGNZ:

offbeatwitch: bonk!
Sevinon: Classic carry Brand game
Lionhardt544: That game was so close. Very nice
AzaleaCloud: First bruh
satyropodobny: AKIRA
JonnyGlitched: "I'm not sure IO
JonnyGlitched: 'dang it
Zakaw: I too love being anoying: Plays teemo
offbeatwitch: sion is for sure the most annoying champion
Dragonality: Adam using Sion to represent my person level of 'personal bubble' thanks to anxiety.
Pharmacistjudge: husbando
APartofManny: out of curiosity why does it sound like cannons going off?
El_Funko: I too go by Cheesebeard
APartofManny: oh
APartofManny: nvm them you keep that there
APartofManny: it's 100F here
APartofManny: i can only imagine there
empyreon:

Thefluffiestguineapig: @El_Funko Only if I can have some Muenster
Pharmacistjudge: oo remy cam?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Remy is most important player obvs
empyreon: hahaha awwww
Dog_of_Myth: Remy is the best.
jessieimproved: boom roasted
Blakemcm: pears are just bad apples
JonnyGlitched: pears sit there unripe for days until OH NO EAT IT NOW
El_Funko: Shout out to the pear lifestyle
JonnyGlitched: they ripen quick
JonnyGlitched: or not at all
Thoufeux: Absolutely demented pear opinions all around
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pears are teeth damagingly hard till they are perfect for a maximum of 20 minutes then they liquify
A_Dub888: What is the OTP (One True Pear)
APartofManny: Dragon
Sorator13: nautilus, my boi
JonnyGlitched: liquid pear is actually amazing
Sorator13: love him
Thefluffiestguineapig: @A_Dub888 The Reference Pear from SUaSD
offbeatwitch: adam didnt you play panth back in the support days
JonnyGlitched: cheap pear cider
niccus: a winning comp
El_Funko: Dragonslayer pantheon looks like that prot warrior relic shield thing from the demon wow expansion
Sorator13: well, your bot lane says "hello, you are not leaving, ever!"
APartofManny: sry been if the fan isn't on you because of my comment
offbeatwitch: i swear i remember you playing panth years ago
APartofManny: i was just curious but it's super hot here i can only image elsewhere
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched I like in a degenerate place where anything that is not beer has a massive markup plus I don't drink when alone which is all the time now. Yes I am sad and alone
h3rsh3yb4r: what if they skipped a generation
Thefluffiestguineapig: @APartofManny The world is a currently smoldering garbage fire rapidly getting more alight
Mister_BlueSky: Did you know Darius and Draven are brothers?
h3rsh3yb4r: and there's a non-jarvan there
dumbo3k: That asssumes they didn't skip anyone while naming their generations
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam you are so much smarter than you give yourself credit for
JonnyGlitched: @Thefluffiestguineapig I couldn't drink with the meds I was on but I'm discontinuing. I've never been a big boozer tho anyway
BrowneePoints: Adam you are not dumb enough to be a himbo
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you are a himbo then you are like Kronk who is objectively the best himbo
EOstby: You can call me Himmy.
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig this
JonnyGlitched: @Thefluffiestguineapig move a lot North or a lot South
satyropodobny: Current incarnation of Superman is a quality himbo, so is Kronk. No shame in it
JonnyGlitched: to cold is survivable, to hot isn't
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched Yeah, I enjoy trying things to explore tastes since I'm gf and limited in so many other ways but it's not a thing I do without friends
BrowneePoints: Superman is also not dumb enough to be a Himbo
Mister_BlueSky: They thought they were ready for the invade. Keyword: thought.]
JonnyGlitched: too*
BrowneePoints: God fright night naut is so good
BrowneePoints: Fright night renata also slaps
AzaleaCloud:
Back from fluid swaps- *gaaasp* NAUTILUS? 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @satyropodobny For real if someone says they are a himbo I ask what specific variety they aspire to be and if the answer isn't windmill slam Kronk they either need to see that movie or better have a truly legendary alternative
satyropodobny: @BrowneePoints That implies that the renaissance man Kronk is dumb
APartofManny: @APartofManny yea but i don't want Ben to be uncomfortable because of my comment.
Dragonality: I don't think I could ever not play my Chaos Naut. I really like this skin though.
MechaKuuga: Still not as bad as DARIUS lvl 1
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Yeah, Kronk is extremely intelligent
Dragonality: Haven't played in a long time though, please tell me they didn't mess with that skin...
Dragonality: The Chaos Marine Naut
saucemaster5000: Luke from street fighter? Must be stupid enough
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Thoufeux: this skin is less than a year old
BrowneePoints: Kronk is Low Int, High Wis, and and lots of skill specialties
00gogo00: what's project L?
Thefluffiestguineapig: For me a Himbo is someone who puts respecting all things first, put effort into how they look and don't feel the need to prove their intelligence or skills
Thoufeux: upcoming Riot games fighting game
00gogo00: I assume not project L the fairly recent kickstarter board game?
JonnyGlitched: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm a himbo like Seth Rogan
BrowneePoints: Last Halloween yea
PMAvers: More messed up than the hitbox on Naut's Q.
Sorator13: I love Naut's swim
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched He's not a himbo, he is someone into fitness that doesn't think. Ever
Dragonality: I think it was the Abyssal Nautilus skin?
MechaKuuga: Is this flex or norms
BrowneePoints: Did you just confuse Seth Rogan and Joe Rogan?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thoufeux So a game made for and marketed at Adam?
AzaleaCloud: @BrowneePoints ...How did I not realize until this moment there are TWO famous Rogans/ens?
BrowneePoints: Also Pantheon is the hottest man in the game. Theres a couple good choices but Mantheon strides atop them all
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints I did, but I also don't really like Seth Rogan
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints A little but Seth Rogan has gotten to be weird and edge lord like in a lot of uncomfortable ways that I have inferred from the comments people who have worked with him make
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints The thing KeytarCat said much better than me
BrowneePoints: Aaaah i didnt know. Just thought you legit got the two confused
satyropodobny: like most rich comedians tbh
JonnyGlitched: Oh dear I didn;t know that about Seth
00gogo00: what's with the massive recall animation?
JonnyGlitched: I'm a himbo like BLeeM?
BrowneePoints: All the fright night skins have tim Burton recalls
Thefluffiestguineapig: @satyropodobny This depends for me, some comedians try really hard. I still enjoy Paul F Tompkins and John Hodgeman a lot
h3rsh3yb4r: darius had the first recall animation :>
BrowneePoints: Zombie Brand was one of the first unique recalls
saucemaster5000: Apropos of nothing RIP Paul Reubens
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints So disappearing into a tornado of horizontal stripes and odd proportions?
Molladia: didnt even waste a biscuit or potion
h3rsh3yb4r: no base skin he just puts his axe up
offbeatwitch: ashe moment
BrowneePoints: Darius got a recall animation and was the first champ with one, Zombie Brand staring aimlessly at the recall light was one of the first added
Thoufeux: yeah let's not blame the champion, this is Ferisar's fault
Cunobelenos: Easy to blame Ferisar
JonnyGlitched: my mouse has been giving me trouble with it's sensitivity
Lobo_Apache: I realized Adam reminds me of Dyrus
JonnyGlitched: but I've had it over 10 years
Dragonality: My graphics card is dying and I'm on unpaid medical leave. The parts replacement pain is real for us all, my friend.
JonnyGlitched: if you buy an expensive thing, it should last a lot longer than the cheaper one
JonnyGlitched: @Dragonality whayt GFX?
AzaleaCloud: Time to go John Wick on their asses
Dragonality: RTX 2070
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dragonality I feel this, I am currently limping along with an 8 going on 9 year old Microsoft Surface till I can get a job/jobs that mean I don't do math to make sure my checking account is overdrawn a minimum number of times
JonnyGlitched: rope a dope!
Dragonality: (Friend built it, and don't understand PC's as well as I should. Lose me some nerd cred)
offbeatwitch: talkin a lot of shut for someone in hookin range
00gogo00: how do I learn about PCs
JonnyGlitched: @Dragonality ouch, it hurts when they break just outside of warranty
Thoufeux: lookin a lil hookable here bro
00gogo00: been using a laptop for the last 4-5 years so I'm getting ready to switch and was thinking about trying to build one
JonnyGlitched: Australia has Statutory Rights for warranties, IDK what you have
KeytarCat: Oh, the collectively conscious dog idea shows up in Vernor Vinge's A Fire Upon the Deep.
JonnyGlitched: @00gogo00 it is totally possible to build a laptop, but it's a lot of work
Thefluffiestguineapig: @offbeatwitch When I'm free lunging a horse and have a lunge whip I have used this line of logic when someone is on my ass to get out of their way when they don't need the ring for over an hour
Sorator13: @00gogo00 In terms of *how* to build one, there are some good youtube videos. It really is a lot like adult legos.
00gogo00: @JonnyGlitched nah I meant trying to build a PC, not a laptop
Dragonality: As someone who hasn't played League in a few years, I'm intimidated to come back now anyway. My hands and reflexes weren't what they used to be.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched In the US? Likely nothing
JonnyGlitched: @00gogo00 Oh, easy and fun!
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00gogo00: But like
Sorator13: In terms of which parts to pick, if pcpartpicker is still a thing, that's excellent, but you may need a bit of help getting started with what CPU/GPU
Obos_TAB: Hey everyone!
00gogo00: how do I know which parts to pick
Thefluffiestguineapig: A big what problem?
Obos_TAB: Ben, quick, tag in your assist
Sorator13: or of course you can always ask in the tech channel of the lrr discord!
00gogo00: how do I know which numbers matter
JonnyGlitched: Even if I don't build my PC myself I always get a custom build at least
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that is my mood
00gogo00: there's a lot of numbers
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Well guess what, there are other problems elsewhere that are just as bad"
JonnyGlitched: @00gogo00 for gaming or work?
00gogo00: for gaming
MechaKuuga: As a Jungler they actually give you recommendations on how to clear your camps
Dragonality: Huh, that's reassuring to hear. I'm so used to similar games evolving into MORE complex and less newb friendly.
AzaleaCloud: Isn't this one of the Blitz skins that's banned in the LCS or whatever?
JonnyGlitched: @00gogo00 Most important thing: Graphics Card higher GB and newer is better. You can get a good card from anywhere of $300-2500. Lots of range but you can still get good for cheap
Obos_TAB: Is everyone hype for EVO news?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MechaKuuga In League or real jungle? Because both are pretty true?
00gogo00: @JonnyGlitched wait what are GB on a graphics card?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Was that a big whiff?
Obos_TAB: I know I asked Adam's chat this before but I forget the answer, was there a Cho'Gall equivalent in league?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Giant spectral arrow/spear sailing into nothing?
JonnyGlitched: @00gogo00 it's how much Video Memory it has, I have 24GB but my card is insane, anything 8GB or up is good for games now
Mr_Horrible: I came back to Chandelure Nautilus?
offbeatwitch: lol ez has 8 kills
00gogo00: huh didn't even know video memory was a thing
Mr_Horrible: these skins get wilder every day
00gogo00: and I've spent the last couple of days writing shaders lmao
PMAvers: I mean, I guess if you consider Yuumi as a Gall head?
JonnyGlitched: I personally prefer nVidia but Radeon brand is cheaper, usually.
Mr_Horrible: HotS is/was the shit
Obos_TAB: Heroes is great, yeah they absolutely dumped it
Thefluffiestguineapig: As was stated earlier by I forget who: fun is not the first adjective applied to league
Mr_Horrible: perfect level of sweat for a Moba
PMAvers: HOTS actually just got a content update the other day, with a couple new skins.
saucemaster5000: that doesn't sound like the actions of a very reputable company
00gogo00: are esports stil a thing?
PMAvers: I assume they found them in the couch.
00gogo00: like, as a while
ylegm: I have been looking for hots teammates if anyone wants to volunteer
00gogo00: whole
JonnyGlitched: Don't get a grapgics card or CPU more than 2 years old, they've come a long way quickly
Obos_TAB: @PMAvers Hahhaa.
Talin06: they could not make all the money so the dropped it.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @00gogo00 Yeah, high schools sometimes have sanctioned teams now
00gogo00: how do you differentiate CPUs
astyopyxl: Who's here rn?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Talin06 I hate that this is the logic for a lot of things. You might have a devoted fan base who would follow you to different formats and incarnations but if it isn't considered to have been maximized in terms of profit its bad
saucemaster5000: do you have andrew though?
h3rsh3yb4r: for me... it was tuesday
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Didn't he go to do stuff AFK earlier?
Skakerman_: bork bork
Thefluffiestguineapig: So does everyone
JonnyGlitched: @00gogo00 I know intel brand well, i3 is too low power for games, i5 or up is good, the "generation" is the first numbers in the model number, so a i7-2600 would be a "Second Gen" CPU, Very old now. My current one is an i9-10900KF, so a 10th gen, you don't need an i9
Thefluffiestguineapig: Remy is the MVD. Most Valuable doggo
kumatsu: I should have hung out with Remy when I visited
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is Beau?
methodical_monk: Is this the same Ferisar that loves InuYasha?
JonnyGlitched: gen 6 and up is probably of if you want to spend less
MegaDosX: Wow
Thefluffiestguineapig: The kind of friends who can sit and be alone together are super rare
Dog_of_Myth:

JonnyGlitched: probably ok*
Sorator13:

tehfewl: yes its bad
Cunobelenos: Learned from the best, Adam.
BrindleBoar: it's not great, but it's entertaining
Spades_Slicc: It's not a good show
BrowneePoints: The end is shit
Spades_Slicc: not a bad show
AzaleaCloud: It's divisive. :T
Juliamon: It's an average show that people obsessed over because it was one of the few available on American TV
Skakerman_: Not bad
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, this chat showed up to watch Adam and Ben and Adam makes a sport out of antagonizing chat
The_Ninjurai: Was it because of Yu Yu Hakusho that you got the skin?
SkylerRingtail: Kinda wanna see Ben attempt Heimerdinger
saucemaster5000: InPoooyasha
BrowneePoints: Like the end is ACTUAL shit
Spades_Slicc: The sequel is very bad
Sorator13: I got pizza tonight; it is excellent
lamina5432: It’s a slow burn
AzaleaCloud: @Juliamon Adult Swim is a heck of a drug.
saucemaster5000: The boomer school?
JonnyGlitched: I gotta rush to the shops, hopefully I'll be back while you're all here!
DaSunao: Wait, is Inuyasha an isekai?
BrowneePoints: HEY
WiJohn: Right the old school, the mediocre shows that were the only thing available on VHS
Spades_Slicc: @DaSunao yeah
BrowneePoints: ITS 1040 THANK YOU
Mazrae: I've read all of One Piece
Juliamon: I'm not surprised
lamina5432: The dub of one piece just broke 1000
Sorator13:

Thefluffiestguineapig: During a recent stream the thing the chat wanted more of was Adam yelling direct to camera mad at chat
saucemaster5000: Alright, I'm known as a troll but I have to give an honest opinion for once which will get me shot...
Gekyouryuu: "what's the deal with nonbinary robots?" "boooo!" "wow, PC crowd."
Juliamon: Might as well go all in then?
saucemaster5000: Futurama has always been mid
PMAvers: If the last three or four Futurama reboots have shown anything, they usually have a episode or two to start the season out that they need to get all the topical jokes out of their system, and then it'll be fine.
Lord_Hosk: you have to have a Corki on your squad or you are destine to lose
Thefluffiestguineapig: So your choices are Maximum Pervert or Gut feeling pervert?
AzaleaCloud: @Gekyouryuu They really made that joke? Eugh.
before_damage: Has Ben and the lot ever actually explained this game in any of the bonus streams?
Sorator13: yeah, tbh, zilean not bad here
Gekyouryuu: @Gekyouryuu tbf, the joke was Humorbot 5.0 doing a special, so "formerly enjoyed comedian is kinda eh now" and the "PC crowd" was because the crowd was a bunch of actual computer monitors.
BrindleBoar: @Gekyouryuu my read on that was that the bigoted robot was the butt of the joke, but yeah it wasn't great even so
Thefluffiestguineapig: Last League stream you talked about bans that make no sense being related to bad extremely specific previous experience
Seth_Erickson: I hear we were shitting on One Piece the week of probably it's biggest and most anticipated episode
Mister_BlueSky: I only ban junglers. There's too many junglers I want to not exist.
saucemaster5000: then it needs language lessons
drcthulu: The less you understand league the more sanity you retain
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry to tell you, it does not speak for itself
before_damage: My friends play it and I’ve done everything I can to not learn what they’re talking about
Pharmacistjudge: there is a great video made by one Savidan called spectator mode
kumatsu: Adam explained the basics in the hit video series Spectator Mode
patrick_stonecrusher: Green you, blue good, red bad, break stuff
MegaDosX: Paul? Sounds fake tbh
Thefluffiestguineapig: If it speaks for itself it is in a language that there are no speakers left living
OnyxOblivion: goodbye paul
kumatsu: Martin, hack Paul's account
airddragon: I mean you make LoL half way watchable... so yeah you all rock.
saucemaster5000: only one of you is not a cylon
saucemaster5000: no, not you
Zu_o: @Seth_Erickson People were highly anticipating star wars new trilogy both times a new trilogy came out, doesn't mean it's good.
EOstby: Wait, I thought I was the only real person watching a bunch of holograms.
before_damage: Is this similar to the fortnights?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I mean, I don't want to do spoilers but that doesn't mean they are artificial necessarily
drcthulu: It's fortnight but less toxic
BrowneePoints: Winterblessed and Sugar Rush Zilean are fun
kumatsu: Nasus eating a bag of doritos
AzaleaCloud:
Ferisar wtf 
Sorator13: It is not particularly similar to fortnite, no, IMO
Seth_Erickson:
@Seth_Erickson maybe but One Piece is actually good 
Thefluffiestguineapig: One of those weird languages that they think is related to a base language that is now long gone and people don't even begin to know how to parse the alphabet let alone any records of it
h3rsh3yb4r:
why
Seth_Erickson yiu didnt say anything wrong
BrowneePoints: 625 same as Annie I think
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, still on the "speaks for itself" thing
kumatsu: of course they're poor, supports don't get to farm
Seth_Erickson: @h3rsh3yb4r always best to play it safe I find you never know when a fandom might rip out of the floorboards.
PMAvers: Who knows, maybe they'll copy over Zilean's visual rework from LoR into League.
Pharmacistjudge: He is
h3rsh3yb4r: yes zilean is a dev
OnyxOblivion: lore so old they actively avoid adding to it to avoid needing to retcon him
BrowneePoints: Zilean is a dev
saucemaster5000: @Seth_Erickson I'm sure the netflix live action will be well funded with unrushed CGI and a fresh take on the series
Seth_Erickson: ferisar throwing
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Thefluffiestguineapig: So he's a nerd that specialized in magic? Like the nerd martial artists who get a 3rd degree black belt or baseball people who get degrees in statistics?
BrowneePoints: Zilean was the guy who tried to stop volibear from being put into the game
OnyxOblivion: was Athene a dev?
Seth_Erickson: @Seth_Erickson I mean currently based on what we've seen it seems like it might work out but who knows netflix is great at fucking things up
BrowneePoints: Cuz bears shouldn't have armor
Ukon_Cairns: maybe hes the most powerful wizard of AllTime™ which is just very small company thats not particularly known for its wizardry
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig I took sociolinguistics from a woman whose L1 was Euskara -- Basque. She had some great insights into how to think about sociolinguistics, so I learned a lot even though I didn't finish the class
AzaleaCloud:
It's a -time- bomb, Ben 
AzaleaCloud: It needs -time- to work
Sorator13: @Ukon_Cairns he's the most powerful wizard of all time because he keeps going back in time and riggin the vote
saucemaster5000: @Seth_Erickson I have no faith, I wish it would be good, but... no faith. Hope I'm wrong.
BrowneePoints: But yea Zil is an incredibly powerful image who watched his entire people get annihilated
Seth_Erickson: I have no faith either really, but I always err on the side of hopeful
BrowneePoints: An entire city gone in one night
Seth_Erickson: Did Zilean know Susan
BrowneePoints: Mage. Phone stop doing me dirty damnit
BrowneePoints: Zilean predates Susan...I think
coachNelly: All the time
BrowneePoints: The ancient timeline stuff is weird
BrowneePoints: HI NELLY!
Seth_Erickson: wow very old then interesting
Seth_Erickson: Hello Nelly
BrowneePoints: How was the Spanish Vegan Grub?
coachNelly: Hello fellow people who wish they were better at vidya games 👋
Gekyouryuu: hi, Nelson
saucemaster5000: @coachNelly tell me about it
coachNelly: I ate a bunch of meat tbh
Seth_Erickson:
That's what they were doing Ben 
Juliamon: We ARE asking Nelson
MegaDosX:
Hey guess who's in chat Ben 
Sorator13: welcome back Nelly!
AzaleaCloud:
Hi Nelson 
BrowneePoints: Ben I was asking Nelson lol
coachNelly: Hello frens
Cunobelenos: Hi Nelly! Welcome back.
BrowneePoints: Fair, look in the land of Paella and Jamon Iberico I couldn't not. But I am weak
coachNelly: It wasn’t that I wanted to I just ended up in situations multiple times where if I wanted to eat that meal it was gonna be made with meat 🤷🏻♀️
coachNelly: But the potatoes were fantastic
BrowneePoints: Are you gonna be a complete degenerate and build Everfrost? And aw that stink Nelson
Juliamon: Ben pls
Juliamon: pls
MegaDosX:
They were Ben 
Seth_Erickson: Alas the League has rotted his brain
BrowneePoints:
I was Ben 
coachNelly: Hahaha ❤️
Sorator13:
look, league is a game during which you can only glance at chat occasionally; he's gonna miss stuff 
MegaDosX: @Juliamon I guess in his defense he's busy with League
Lord_Hosk:
Hey Nelly, how did Ben like the Vegan food in spain 
Sorator13:

MegaDosX: Skill issue tbh
saucemaster5000: eating even veggie in spain can be EXTREMELY hard.
Sorator13: Cho'Biden is a very strong name
saucemaster5000: "Oh You are vegetarian? Here's a plate of shrimp"
coachNelly: Literally the first restaurant we hit up the i ask the waiter for anything without meat and he’s like ‘nope’
Seth_Erickson: some sicko degenerate build they've never heard of.
BrowneePoints: Kill lane and you're a peel support
coachNelly: Yes sauce exactly
AzaleaCloud: I'm calling his silence screams "Cho'Biden Blasts" from now on.
BrowneePoints: Well that stinks Nelson, I hope it was a good time and forced meat didnt wreck your stomach
Sorator13:

Sorator13: the OOM panic, lol
coachNelly: I’m ok tyty
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelly I feel you, I took a class in undergrad where I was super lucky to get to spend 7 days in Florence in Italy. There were days when we were left alone to get lunch and I found nothing
Seth_Erickson: I love when league does that
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm gf
Thefluffiestguineapig: Gluten free
AzaleaCloud: You ever click recommended items in the shop and the shop goes "Uhhhhhhh GGGN?"
BrowneePoints: Go everfrost! Full degen!
BrowneePoints: Make them *never* move. MUAHAHAHAHA
BrowneePoints: Viktor is one of the few mids that can actually play the poke game with ziggs
coachNelly: @thefluffiestguineapig Oof. Yeah I just try to be ethical about food so I can turn that off occasionally and I’m ok but if you can’t find anything that doesn’t make you super sick that honks
Pharmacistjudge: remember when Ashe mid was meta? Pepperidge farm remembers.
BrowneePoints: Zil ult is the most annoying and most satisfying support ult in the game
BrowneePoints: Remember Atmog's Crit top Ad Sion was meta?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @coachNelly Yeah, especially when you approach the professor and say "hey you said to inform you about dietary issues, what can I do?" And her response is "google how to ask if they have gluten free stuff I guess"
Sorator13: @coachNelly blugh
Pharmacistjudge: so the normal emotional roller coaster that is Adam Savidan?
BrowneePoints: For chat, old sion ult was a massive steroid that Granted 55% of his life steal to his TEAM
Thefluffiestguineapig: I ended up cobbling together from the Spanish I speak plus google translate for specific vocab how to ask where grocery stores were and just eating literally cheese and sometimes meat from corner stores
BrowneePoints: So sion would chop away at lifesteal heal his whole squad
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge We haven't had him truly yell at chat down the barrel of the camera yet, so I guess this is at the top of the bell curve leaning towards the lower end of normal
BrowneePoints: Yea Kindred ult always applies first
BrowneePoints: Layer 1
Sorator13: oh dear
AzaleaCloud:
Pike jumpscare 
PMAvers: Welcome to the Let's Nope portion of the evening
BrowneePoints: Dragon dragon, meet the Dragon
Sorator13: (the champ's name is spelled "pyke", right?)
Seth_Erickson: yes
AzaleaCloud: Yeah, I spelled it wrong, sorry.
AzaleaCloud: Pyke with a Y.
Sorator13: no worries! just double-checking for the clip title, not criticizing you
AzaleaCloud:
I know. 
Sorator13:

KeytarCat: Paick
BrowneePoints: Pyke is also dead. And in the rpg
Lord_Hosk: DRAGON BALL Z!
satyropodobny: can't killean the zillean
Lord_Hosk: what im the only one with that pavlovian response after too many hours watching Toonami?
Kaaosa: have we properly bullied paul?
Sorator13: Not being able to ult with Zil is the worst feeling
Sorator13: Lulu ult feels much the same
saucemaster5000: Alright. There is a (neighbor's) cat at the house I'm staying at. Every time I'm here they stare daggers at me from the door, and I've tried putting out treats, etc. They run and want nothing to do with me.
saucemaster5000: They just don't want me here.
AzaleaCloud: It's not a rock, it's a rock LOBSTER~
Kaaosa: i thought uranium was the spicy rock
saucemaster5000: Rocco's a ROCK!
PhorrestGaze: now I wanna eat a hot dog like corn
kumatsu: dynamite is rocks we tricked into thinking their stars
Kaaosa: i'm in chat
Kaaosa: eat a butt ferisar
AzaleaCloud:

AzaleaCloud: XD
AzaleaCloud: IM DYING
Kaaosa: i'm good at zil tho
BrowneePoints: I miss twin phantoms
BrowneePoints: Yea zil has a very outdated kit
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I mean if the cat has a routine you are not part of that routine and therefore are just bad
h3rsh3yb4r: @BrowneePoints spooky ghosts
Sorator13: classic zilean problems: can't use ult in time, so next time you use it too early to be sure you get it off, and then it wears off before they die
Seth_Erickson: this viktor is just cruisin towards you guys
Mr_Horrible: yeah he doesn't have 12 dashes and an invuln
Thefluffiestguineapig: Animals are like people in a lot of ways and some of them are super reliant on things maintaining a stasis and specific routine and if it is disrupted it is WRONG and must be PUNCHED
Mr_Horrible:
he must be ancient 
BrowneePoints: It needs updated badly it just doesn't scale with items
Zakaw: I hate the maokai children
h3rsh3yb4r:
his R doubles your items 
BrowneePoints: Ha
saucemaster5000: this is fair. I just wish the cat would stop staring at me
Sorator13: It's also very minimally interactive... and only have one damage skill is Rough
Seth_Erickson: Skarner was getting a rework right do we know anything ab out that
BrowneePoints: Pushed to next year
h3rsh3yb4r: @Seth_Erickson pushed back
Seth_Erickson: ah I see
AzaleaCloud: Remember old Skarner
AzaleaCloud: Remember Dominion
Sorator13: oh man, I remember Dominion
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I've met old horses who know when they have kids lessons, exactly what is going to happen every time and if someone who knows what they are doing takes that slot to school them it's on like Donkey Kong
Mr_Horrible: honestly if they just got rid of the rewind gimmick and replaced it with something relevant, and reworked his other cooldowns to not rely on it, he'd probably come out okay
h3rsh3yb4r: they need more time to rework skarner to figure out how to make it ethically ok that seraphine drains the souls of his dead species
BrowneePoints: Yea they cant make his kit better with his current ult
BrowneePoints: They made him ixtal
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cue Smash brother's ad meme
BrowneePoints: Instead of fixing seraphine's lore
Thefluffiestguineapig: (The they're all here one)
DaVeganPolice:
pop
Dragonality: The internet returns! Welp, gonna have to watch the VOD to catch up. How we going?
Sorator13: @Dragonality fine except that Viktor is a bit massive
Zakaw: Fresh meat
Seth_Erickson: shape of the nose
RedTag83: croc
Kaaosa: crocodiles are seen in a while, while gators are seen later
WiJohn: Alligators are Florida only (more or less)
niccus: how do you know it's not gharial
Mr_Horrible: if his teeth show up outside his mouth pointing up *and* down he's an alligator, iirc
Mr_Horrible: only pointing down is a croc
Lobo_Apache: did you know modern bananas are sterile?
AzaleaCloud: Florida and Florida-like accessories.
Pharmacistjudge: As a person who did alligator research in Louisiana...they are different
BrowneePoints: He's based on Sobek, he's a Croc
Sorator13: @Lobo_Apache (please do not attempt to perform surgery with a banana scalpel)
BrowneePoints: Just like Susan is a JACKAL
h3rsh3yb4r: my new favorite way to say Louisiana, "Florida-like accessories"
Seth_Erickson:
@BrowneePoints I've seen the skins Susan is a dog 
Pharmacistjudge: and don't associate louisana with the leprosy colony that is Florida
DaVeganPolice: victor had the zoomin shoes on
Dragonality: Oh, I arrived at a bad time. That Viktor spooky.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Do his abilities vary based on your normal play style? I know his attitudes shifted based on the level of worship
ThirdFloorDraft: IRL lag
AzaleaCloud: @Pharmacistjudge Hey I'm not a leper, I'm in quarantine! (And will be moving later this year)
Mr_Horrible: you might say they were destined to be... viktorious
Thefluffiestguineapig: I was surprised you played at all today
KeytarCat: @Dragonality were you not looking for excitement? Are you not entertained?!?!?!??
niccus: words you don't want to hear from your carry
BrowneePoints: Huh? No renek has a fury system. Above 50 fury his abilities are enhanced
Dragonality: @keytar This Ben cutie is streaming, how can I NOT be entertained?
Sorator13: @BrowneePoints He builds fury, and over a certain amount of fury his abilities get extra effects, IIRC?
tehfewl: god that viktor is gigantic
DaVeganPolice: D: Pyke
Seth_Erickson:
pyke doesn't respect the 1v1 
Lobo_Apache: suddenly PYKE
ForOhForError: 30 minute viktor is a menace
Mr_Horrible: yes, his autos and abilities generate bar. If he's above half bar, his abilities are empowered and spend half bar
Seth_Erickson:
please report after the game 
AzaleaCloud: All Viktor had to do half the time was wait for y'all to engage and then come in from the side.
Seth_Erickson:
Ornn support time 
Sogheim: !sir
LRRbot: Sir? Sir! How does taxidermy change the mouthfeel of a dead goose?
BrowneePoints: Can we request another Naafiri game?
Seth_Erickson: have we had a naafiri game yet
Sorator13: omg, they added an actual pick swap mechanic???
Sorator13: that is *fancy*
Thoufeux: it was wiped from the records
Seth_Erickson: That's mtg
AzaleaCloud: Nahiri from MTG?
Seth_Erickson: the lithomancer
drizztnailo: magic
adept_nekomancer: MtG
h3rsh3yb4r: nahiri is a planeswalker
saucemaster5000: It's the cat from Homeward Bound
AzaleaCloud: She and Sorin Markov... don't like each other.
Spades_Slicc: @h3rsh3yb4r she was anyway
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nahiri is MtG. Was she good? I forget
AzaleaCloud: They may have tried to kill each other... a lot.
Seth_Erickson: they're ghosting
MechaKuuga: Nahiri is from MTG, that game that Adam plays...
AzaleaCloud: Also there was an angel involved.
AzaleaCloud: And some Lovecraftian horrors.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AzaleaCloud Does anyone like Sorin Markov? I don't mean tolerates or uses to get a specific thing done, but really likes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Always!!!!
Mister_BlueSky: Hella frontline.
h3rsh3yb4r: ga ren
Thefluffiestguineapig: Puppy pics are very good
Seth_Erickson: Ornn
CodeGreen101: Ga ren
AzaleaCloud: GA REN
DaVeganPolice: I'm holding the worl up
Seth_Erickson: one day I'll get Adam to play Ornn
Sorator13: no we cannot
Dragonality: Who kept the dogs in?
AzaleaCloud: @Thefluffiestguineapig Degenerate Commander players who like dealing 30 damage for 3BBB.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Puppies wiggling? Never
BrowneePoints: Garen, Quinn, vayne, camille, irelia, GWEN,
Sorator13: why does this sett skin have fox ears, btw?
Seth_Erickson: I know for a fact that Adam would enjoy Ornn
Mister_BlueSky: That's a monstrous frontline, holy moly.
saucemaster5000: Fuck Ornn who's Ornn
GhostValv:
Put the puppies in t the CHHHHAAAAAATTTT 
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AzaleaCloud Ah, so the type of no fun good.
ghost_waz: Def Pro Ornn
AzaleaCloud:
Yup. 
KeytarCat: Ornn stan? you mean that boss in dark souls?
Kaaosa: pro-ornn, or p-ornn for short
BrowneePoints: So Ben, Adam, League mmo finally drops, what Runeterra region you from and what race is your character @loadingreadyrun
Seth_Erickson: Gonna be an easy Zaun for me
h3rsh3yb4r: Noxus
Lobo_Apache: noxus yordle?
Thefluffiestguineapig: So is the character Adam windmill slammed going to make the other team ban that character because of this specific instance?
OnyxOblivion: Freijord Targonian
BrowneePoints: Targonian Yordle
h3rsh3yb4r: good thing Noxus isn't villains
tehfewl: yordles are the lalafels of league
saucemaster5000: Stardewvalley?
Thefluffiestguineapig: You can like a villain without being degenerate
Kaaosa: uh oh stinky
trebuchetboy: S-s-s-summoners rift?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would argue many villains are more moral than certain "heroes"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Those ads are a lie too.
BrowneePoints: It's Braum! The SECOND hottest man in League!
Thefluffiestguineapig: If it says no money down then they do a credit check and find an excuse to deny you
Lobo_Apache: who's first hottest? Brand?
BrowneePoints: Pantheon
AzaleaCloud: The "relatable villain with a poignant thing to say about society, but they also love kicking puppies" archetype is a pretty common thing now thanks to the MCU, among other things.
Seth_Erickson: Zaun is great and if I had to pick a race I'd need a list of the races to pick from
tehfewl: Dog
Thefluffiestguineapig: Did you jangle the bangle?
Sorator13: doggo!
GhostValv: Dog tax paid
Thefluffiestguineapig: PUPPY
Dog_of_Myth: Doggo!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Very silky looking
Seth_Erickson: I don't know I hear people think Sett is pretty hot.
Mazrae: Need to pay that doggo the cheese tax
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does that dog require a cheese tax and is it reasonable?
Sorator13: @BrowneePoints Sett and Graves have to be up there too, IMO
KeytarCat: @AzaleaCloud "We need to make communism look like villain talk!"
Lobo_Apache: @BrowneePoints swain the silver fox
chaostreader: You definitely needed to put dog on stream so that the YouTube could see it in the vod.
Seth_Erickson: Rakan is supposed to be just like super hot according to lore too right? Or is Xayah just extra annoying about that.
Sorator13: interesting use of heal, there
Thefluffiestguineapig: @AzaleaCloud And we need to make caring about people different than you enough to make a change in the status quo a bad thing
BrowneePoints: Like I said, there's a lot of hot men in League, and yet Panth stand atop them all
Sorator13: @Seth_Erickson yeah, everyone wants Rakan, apparently
tehfewl: man, remember when boots pots was a item start
Sorator13: is it not still?
Sorator13:
man, I feel out of touch 
h3rsh3yb4r: usually no
Seth_Erickson: kill secured
KeytarCat: He stands on people? 👀
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam, frisky is what intact tom cats get with new female cats
Sorator13:

Thefluffiestguineapig: What do you mean by "frisky" in this context?
AzaleaCloud: Where was the second bandage? I was told there would be two bandages.
Sorator13: well, enjoy blue buff
Seth_Erickson: ah yes the perfect champ to have blue buff
Sorator13:
better than the enemy amumu 
Thefluffiestguineapig: The vast differences in ambient sound between characters is fascinating sound design
AzaleaCloud: Ok :T You win, Cait.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly I can tell Ben's tired because he is being quiet
Thefluffiestguineapig: If you want to go sleep/cuddle with Remy Ben none of us will be perturbed. You've already done more than I could in your state of exhaustion
Simonark: Can't stay, hope Spain was amazing.
Sorator13: Nice
Natural_Ones_Only: TWO Bandages?
RechargeableFrenchman subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 61 months!
RechargeableFrenchman: Resub as Ben gets a kill bot and Adam solo kills a Mundo. The game goes well.
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KeytarCat: oh it's already almost eight!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Comfort and routine are important to me, I get it
AVACgames: Who's playing Shyv?
saucemaster5000: Is it a vacation if it's work?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I love travel but with my particular cocktail of mental and physical health nonsense having my kitties is intensely important to me
saucemaster5000:

Sorator13: "we're like second, but worse"
Sorator13:

RechargeableFrenchman: ADCs are worst, please
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Depends I think, if you think it's not going to be fun then it's a work trip, if you think it's going to be fun it's a paid vacation
RechargeableFrenchman: Junglers actually TRY they're just misguided and unhelpful
Sorator13: Got two ults out of it, not bad
Sorator13: niiiice
Thefluffiestguineapig: I specifically didn't say if you think it will be tiring because many, many vacations are exhausting
RechargeableFrenchman: Also good for a player who's not Ben to be getting kills bot
Thefluffiestguineapig: For instance, mandatory family vacations. With the people I am obliged to say I'm genetically related to it's miserable no matter what they say we are going to do
DaVeganPolice:
Dude
Seth_Erickson: oy ladies what's happening
Seth_Erickson: COUNTER
DiabeticMaddness subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 76 months!
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Kaaosa: az just sonic adventuring into the chat
PMAvers: I mean, is plane wifi that much worse than Telus?
kumatsu: did somebody else clip that thing earlier?
WiJohn: Yeah I had an 18 hour flight and the guy next to me was streaming the whole time
RechargeableFrenchman: As someone also on Telus, and whose building is not setup for Fiber
SgtBrink subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 69 months!
SgtBrink: nice.
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RechargeableFrenchman: Oof
niccus: what year did they add Telus to the game
RechargeableFrenchman: I feel the LRR crew's collective pain
Dragonality: Support-Sett the back of their neck as you faceplant them into the ground
Gekyouryuu: I'm imagining that Predator handshake meme where it's arms labeled "Older Folks" and "People who need the internet" and the clasped hands say "getting fiber has helped keep me regular and running smoothly"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @WiJohn What kind of streaming? Like twitch streaming or less polite things? And was it the quiet kind of streams or obnoxious?
Gekyouryuu: Big Chungath
CodeGreen101: Big Mundo
Sorator13: omnomnom
AzaleaCloud:
GOTTEM 
Mr_Horrible: the absurdity of a 6-stack cho hiding in tall grass
Dragonality: You have gained the character trait 'Delicious', congratulations.
Mr_Horrible: Braum Amumu is definitely the "you don't get to play" tag team
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, this sound mix is getting me a little so I'm going to bounce and try to sleep. Great stream and I hope you get all the good sleep Ben!
CodeGreen101: Adam needs cleaver
CodeGreen101: Or his own sunfire
AzaleaCloud: Look what capitalism has done. :<
Mal2mad: Mundo Trucks where he pleases
WiJohn: Watch out, he's got capitalism!
Dragonality: Is Braum/Amumu is the Control deck of League?
drizztnailo: i really hope sett is in project L
AzaleaCloud: JUSTICE
Seth_Erickson: Sett makes it in it's his whole schtick
Mr_Horrible: some call that the mundo mambo
saucemaster5000: I just want to do a teemo yuumi team
kumatsu: at least they're on the objectively best Mundo skin
BrowneePoints: Sett and udyr are shoe ins
drizztnailo: allegedly, mundo goes where he pleases
AzaleaCloud:
GAMING 
BrowneePoints: Oh yea Shyvana is getting a new skin
Seth_Erickson: Shoe ins are like has and ahri because I think legally they have to be in every lol related game and lux as well for the same reason
Sorator13: who was "has" supposed to be in that sentence?
drizztnailo: @Seth_Erickson ahri is confirmed in the game i think. shes in the beta at evo
Mazrae: Ben are you planning on playing Baulders Gate 3 when it comes out, it was made by the same people as divinity 2
Seth_Erickson: Yeah makes sense drizzt
AzaleaCloud: On my upkeep, I will fuck around, as is my right. On my draw step, I will find out, as is my right.
RayFK: I never want to hear about Ferisar's Girthy Pony
AzaleaCloud:
Hi Jordan 
BrowneePoints: I say Udyr and Sett are shoe ins because they're both based on fighting games
saucemaster5000: out of curiosity @drizztnailo are you playing at evo?
Sorator13: @RayFK well, since you brought it up...
Seth_Erickson: Udyr and Sett make a lot of sense yeah I think lee sin would make a lot of sense as well
drizztnailo: @saucemaster5000 i sure am. im real excited to get beat up in pools lol
arushmishra_14: She got plushies why she need pillows
saucemaster5000: nice. glhf
BrowneePoints: Luckily Nilah eats tanks
drizztnailo: @saucemaster5000 thx!
kumatsu: got the dollars, got the doos
farore23:

AzaleaCloud: @BrowneePoints She does? Damn. What brand of probiotics is she taking?
Dragonality: @drizztnailo Oh, cool! Best of luck there!
Sorator13: the jukes!
BrowneePoints: Maybe but Nilah just EATS tanks
AzaleaCloud: Gaaaaahd, the Sett, Nilah, and Ziggs wombo combo.
Fanklok: Sett secretly has 2 health bars
kumatsu:
did you have fun with this match?

jmarins18: lets goo
trebuchetboy: kled? 2hp bars? busted champ?
Natural_Ones_Only: TWOO Bandages??
niccus: remember, no game is unthrowable
AzaleaCloud:
The most himbo way to die in League 
JonnyGlitched: Time for Lemom Tek yum yjm
BrowneePoints: God I hope Kled is in Project L
AzaleaCloud: "Mmmm tasty cupcake"
JonnyGlitched: yum yum*
trebuchetboy: @BrowneePoints That would be so sicl
trebuchetboy: *sick
thedrstorm: gg
kumatsu: @BrowneePoints he'd have two health bars!
saucemaster5000: maps are for cartogrpaphers
DiabeticMaddness: I miss dominion in LoL
RayFK: More like dragon deeze nuts
saucemaster5000: (why do i parnets the 4 syllable word... fuck)
BrowneePoints: Watch base
AzaleaCloud:
GG! 
Sorator13: I kinda miss twisted treeline, tbh
TheMandrew: dominion was great. i remember going to the PAX where they were showing it off
Jadaris: it's fast! it's fun! it's dominion!
Cunobelenos:

BrowneePoints: Picks up a cho
Sorator13:

BrowneePoints: Kills the team
AzaleaCloud:
Thank you for strem. 
Fanklok: I'm only a year older than you Ben
DiabeticMaddness: It hurts cuz its real i do miss treline
BrowneePoints: BLACKFIRE TORCH BRAND was SICK
AzaleaCloud: You went positive!
Dragonality: Jokes on you, I already took my meds!
BrowneePoints: I miss TT SO MUCH
Mr_Horrible: thanks for streamin', lads
niccus: not if i deny
JonnyGlitched: Thank you for the show everyone! Love you!
Jadaris: i played over 2000 games of treeline, its' the only reason i played LoL instead of DOTA Sadge
NotCainNorAbel:
500
RayFK: Wait you PAY those fuckers?
MegaDosX:

RayFK: Hold up, let her cook
kumatsu: Ask Nicole if I can have some
Sorator13:

JonnyGlitched: I wish I had a cookwaifu
empyreon:

KeytarCat: open face burritos
Juliamon: Just add Doritos
Dragonality: Everything goes on a tortilla
Juliamon: It's not too late
CururuGuasu: They’re all good foods bront
JonnyGlitched: good friends and goood food
tehfewl: taco rice is a Okinawan delicacy
Gekyouryuu: Ben went to Spain and brought back everything but the S
saucemaster5000: Oh god a californian here... the idea that tacos can't have rice... or whatever the fuck you want...
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
JonnyGlitched: I'm about to enjoy some mushrooms if anyone would like to join
Dragonality: @saucemaster5000 Big same
JonnyGlitched: DB is real
saucemaster5000: @JonnyGlitched sorry, took waay too many mushrooms in college
niccus: DB is a myth and can't hurt you
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: Hey I just met you, and this is crazy, but The Venga Bus is coming, so call me maybe.
nai_mb:

Nigouki: The Bus Is COMING
JonnyGlitched: I thought I might try to make it to this years, no chance.
Gekyouryuu: oh, yeah, less than 1/3 of a year until bus time
Dog_of_Myth: Hi Remy
Juliamon: oop there's the boy
MegaDosX:
!
Juliamon: Shin-chan's done
JonnyGlitched: actual easy and good mod
Dragonality: That's legit, might need to watch and steal how to do that.
JonnyGlitched: USB-C is the best sice 2.0
Badchop subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 25 months!
Badchop: boop
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Gekyouryuu: Bonus Stage! E. Honda vs A Honda
saucemaster5000: (oh thank god, I can keep playing manon and not look like I'm copying ben)
saucemaster5000:
I wasn't, but thx 
JonnyGlitched: I really need to get back into streaming
MegaDosX: Ooh
JonnyGlitched: I got crazy and stopped
vlaismis1404:

Sorator13: I am crossing my fingers for some project: zomboid streams
Dragonality: G'night all!
JonnyGlitched: I refuse to engage with ads but contribute in other ways
wholesomemoon:

Juliamon: I wouldn't mind seeing how single-player Zomboid looks. I know people have been chomping at the bit for more Zomboid streams from LRRsfolk
JonnyGlitched: my mum said she loved my voice
xboxbeast28:

JonnyGlitched: I've always been quite self conscious about how I sound affecting others
JonnyGlitched: @Juliamon I have it and am tempted to rejoin
josequezada2903: when is it up
Juliamon: Stream just ended, sorry
JonnyGlitched: I thrive on hard core single player strat
JonnyGlitched: I like deep games and Zomboid is that
erwan2609: hi
JonnyGlitched: hanging for Neo: Scavenger 2, too
Juliamon: yeah, Zomboid seems like it's got depth for days. I wouldn't have the patience.
JonnyGlitched: I require rediculious complexity in my games
JonnyGlitched: ot
JonnyGlitched: it's how I relax with a strange brain
JonnyGlitched: I have shit about ADOM memorised that will make your eyes cross
JonnyGlitched: I have never gotten close to winning a single game of ADOM
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