AFK || Wingspan

 Metric_Furlong: I hope someone who has never seen any W+Ps sees that reference at some point and thinks we're all having a collective stroke
ihlendrax: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always airborne.
 Metric_Furlong: they said, strenously resisting the urge to branch that collective stroke line into a non-LRR reference no one's going to get
 TehAmelie: i just flew in to watch some Wingspan, and boy are my legs tired
 Metric_Furlong: tl;dr: read Synners
 Molladia: @TehAmelie I want a drawing of the creature built like that
 Molladia: Perfectly normal arms and hands, but wings instead of legs
 Metric_Furlong: (you can tell it's late because I'm naming a work I legitimately care about on the internet)
 TehAmelie: i imagine i was using Leonardo's pedal helicopter
 TehAmelie: i'll know you're having a medical episode if you start referencing media i've heard of, Metric
 Metric_Furlong: either that or it's a sign from your brain that you're in a coma and need to wake up 
 TehAmelie: or a distant third possibility, i have managed to engage in some culture
 xantos69: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: AFK (The LoadingReadyRun crew play a board game! Game: Wing Span) at Wed 05:00 PM PDT (6s from now).
 Metric_Furlong: ah, but then you'd be officially a Fake Nerd™ 
 PharaohBender27: Well done, @xantos69 !
 NewtyNewts: Oh no, off by 6
 TehAmelie: don't worry, 6 is the funniest number
 xantos69: Wasn't trying to do that.  Just sat down from work and was curious.  But good timing I guess.
 PharaohBender27: Dangit I misread LRRBot
 Metric_Furlong: (comment prompted by seeing some Real Nerds™ the other day describing using the 2nd person as a 'problem' and 'bad writing')
 TehAmelie: pff
 Metric_Furlong: hey, 6 is a perfect number, that not nothing
 TehAmelie: i remember entirely blowing someone's mind one time by making up a second person story on the spot
 PharaohBender27: @Metric_Furlong So, no Choose Your Own Adventure Books for them, I suppose
 Metric_Furlong: PharaohBender27 I thought it best not to get involved in the conversation 
 xantos69: The three things I wish LRR would do.   1) Road Quest 2: Boat Quest.  (Get on boats and sail around their island)
 red_shoes_jeff: We have Title Change, this is not a drill! This is not a drill!
 xantos69: 2) A LRR Choose your own adventure book.
 xantos69: 3) Come to a CON in my town.
 TehAmelie: second person, present tense, even. it was a story told in the form of instruction
 Metric_Furlong: @red_shoes_jeff you're right, it's Wingspan 
 Fruan: You're walking in the wood, and your phone is dead...
 Metric_Furlong: you find yourself in a dimly lit room
 PharaohBender27: @xantos69 Well, that one's possible . . . if you send them a hefty bag of cash 
 Metric_Furlong: (to recall an old Chat meme/activity)
 Molladia: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: biscuits!
 PharaohBender27: speaking of:
 xantos69: @xantos69 Well at that point why not just use my bag of cash to ask them to come hang out at my house?  Hmm.... Wonder what their appearance fee is.
 PharaohBender27: !patreon
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 jessieimproved: 
 Sorator13: 
 Molladia:   
 PharaohBender27: OK, so whatever issues some of us have been having with Patreon the past couple of days isn't hurting them; good to know
 TehAmelie: 
 PharaohBender27:  !
 Mandillio: 
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 quasi79fu: lurk
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 Sorator13: hello gandalf!
  Juliamon: I don't know if that's a good way to judge
 red_shoes_jeff: 
 kusinohki: meows
 Metric_Furlong: at least lrrbot's stopped listing the number of patrons as 0
 Dog_of_Myth: Good evening all.
 SkylerRingtail: Patreon has been having issues?
  Juliamon: Payment processing issues
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Hm, good point. Though I hope the issues get resolved soon. My payment not going through despite my attempts is low-key stressing me
 azninsect: good AFK-time friends 
 NonUniqueGuy: !advice
  LRRbot: Always turn on an Iphone!
 red_shoes_jeff: Bloop?
 Molladia: *plink
 shurtal: The Bird game? I'm in!
  Juliamon: That was the stream
 NewtyNewts: *bloop*
ihlendrax: Ooo…what a great photo in that toot.
  Juliamon: Someone's toot is popping off
 azninsect: i hear notifs
 Fruan: Oops, the Mastodon is tooting again.
CAKHost: I think the stream is trying to communicate
  Juliamon: everyone favourite the toot
 loufghyslaufey: Wait, is that someone's Mastodon?
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 shurtal: 98 months, 2 short of the 10 years. .....Yeah, that math checks out.....
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 TehAmelie: beebledybloops may occur
  Juliamon: https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/110822764695943858
 azninsect: 'scuse me for the tootin'
 loufghyslaufey: We can say that now?
 KeytarCat: @LRRbot I had to factory reset a set of old school district iPads with upwards of 1mil minutes of lockout time
   LoadingReadyRun:  apparently Mastodon toots at me
 KeytarCat: !toot
  LRRbot: The Bronx cheer!
 shurtal: Mastodon doots as it pleases
 red_shoes_jeff: !y
  LRRbot: HONK!
 shurtal: much like Dr. Doom
 TehAmelie: Dr Doom is a lot like a mastodon
 azninsect: the doots will continue until morale improves
 azninsect: and probably for some time after that
 PharaohBender27: @TehAmelie Decentralized?
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 ah_fantastico: Happy birb day!
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 TehAmelie: well, he does have all the doombots
 Molladia: @azninsect My moral is alreayd pretty high, what do I do?
 TehAmelie: sin a bit?
 Sorator13: @azninsect get ready for a heck of a trip!
 PharaohBender27: @azninsect Improve the morale of those around you?
 Sorator13: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just in time~
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit, missed the !
 Molladia: ok then.... only 101 days till DB
 azninsect: @azninsect go even HIGHER
Despoiler98:           
  Juliamon: !db countdown
  LRRbot: Desert Bus for Hope will begin at Sat 11 Nov 02:00 PM PST (100d, 21:48 from now)
 TehAmelie: quack
 azninsect: mrap
 NewtyNewts: You gotta tell me if you're birds
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: 
 red_shoes_jeff: !birb
  LRRbot: Stretch out your neck!
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 Its_VeeBot: TIME FOR BIRB
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 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  , and  !
 shurtal: Squeet!
MajorFrostbyte: caw CAW!
 NewtyNewts: Otherwise it's encagement
 NonUniqueGuy: Birds aren't real
 ButButTheJesus: 
 KeytarCat: I've found that ~ and ! serve nearly the same purpose, and I don't *not* mean the other when I use the wrong one
egonomadic: In PHYSICAL form
 azninsect: us? meeee?
Despoiler98: ME???
 ButButTheJesus: HRNK
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori is representing Ian's murder of crows in his absence
 KeytarCat: !yu
 KeytarCat: !Y
  LRRbot: HONK!
Despoiler98:    wait IM HERE?
 NonUniqueGuy: @Despoiler98 Yes, you
Calaban161: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a lich?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do you come up with these the night before?
 SkylerRingtail: Oooooh DLC
 LordZarano: !russel
 quasi79fu: i hear him saying Wingspam
 quasi79fu: not wingspan
 SkylerRingtail: And no Ian?!
 shurtal: they're invasive, it's a problem
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/FaithfulTenuousSalmonPRChase-FdrNAn1fEdjuxxc1
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Despoiler98: THICC birbs
 ButButTheJesus: lorj birb
 BrowneePoints: But Moa are all Dead!
 LordZarano: !birb
  LRRbot: Peck your beak!
 TehAmelie: i'm euopean and i can confirm i have seen smoking birds
 HbombAndFriends: So, it’s a European swallow.
DaxStrife: Oooh, the Sesame Street expansion?
MajorFrostbyte: Does it include European or African Swallows?
 KeytarCat: peck peck peck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SkylerRingtail He sent Cori in his place since she is familiar with the murder he is befriending me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a tax thing
 SkylerRingtail: Sounds like tax evasion
  Juliamon: The result is, you may be experiencing it not working
Despoiler98: Ireland because of the tax haven
YeomanAres: Tax havens!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know what it is and I hate it
 blip2004: ah the ol tax evasion scheme
 BrowneePoints: yea I know a bunch of folks have gotten like 500 dollars reducted or such
 HbombAndFriends: I’ve been to Dublin.
 azninsect: mine went through i think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That makes sense
 xantos69: The literal "Irish Sandwich" tax dodge.
 shurtal: BAZINGA
 azninsect: GOODNIGHT WHEELER
 SnackPak_:   
 ButButTheJesus: WHEELER NO
Calaban161: Goos stream
 NonUniqueGuy: That was a wonderful stream
 emberBecky: nyeheheheh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HbombAndFriends So have I! It's a great city even though I cannot drink the beerbeerbeerbeer
 Dog_of_Myth: It was a good run everybody.
 rogerivany: Well we've hit the high point of the stream.
egonomadic: Roflmao
 James_the_Dabbler: Wow
 Angelic_Bovines: titled bird game
 GhostValv: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Great question next question
 BrowneePoints: Wheeler that joke was Cacawful
egonomadic: That was actual perfection
 GhostValv: D:
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul!
Calaban161: No
 Dog_of_Myth: You're doomed.
 Angelic_Bovines: Is the European expansion the opposite of Brexit
 PharaohBender27: Yeah, I got a text alert at 4:00 AM, and I approved it when I actually got up, and have tried updating my payment info, and I still see no movement. It . . . concerns me.
 ButButTheJesus: don't look at me
  Juliamon: [x] doubt
CAKHost: A piece of paper?
 nyoomgoom: not i
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 r10pez10: thanks for the stream goodnight
 azninsect: egg
 HbombAndFriends: @thefluffiestguineapig It is. Even if I chose not to drink the beerbeerbeerbeer.
 ButButTheJesus: E G G
 TehAmelie: i'd never eat a purple egg
 gibbousm: Wheeler and Eggs, name a more iconic pair
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you are relying on chat I can tell you right now that there will somehow be necromancy mechanics
egonomadic: w i d e b i r d
DaxStrife: Who wins in wide bird versus long cat?
Calaban161: @Thefluffiestguineapig True
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @HbombAndFriends Have you been outside Dublin? I was only there for a day and got to experience the glories of the bus system to rural Ireland because I was working on an archaeology site
 nyoomgoom: springtime when they sell small colorful candy-shelled eggs made of chocolate has made small colorful eggs very confusing
 WiJohn: Some birds eat dreams
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 KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 It's the kind kof thing that feels important to fix immediately, but is also just a thing that takes time and might fix itself!  So you just sit, worrying about something you can't even know
 ButButTheJesus: ♪ aaaand that's all riight with meeee ♪
 niccus: that sounds like a lot of terns
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @WiJohn I would love a bird dream eater commander vs. nightmare (spirit horse) commander duel decks
 PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat Yeah and I don't like it one bit
 azninsect: an arctic tern?
TalenLee: oh heck it's time for BIRDS
TalenLee: Love me a pelican engine
 ravensshade: it's time for birbs
 ButButTheJesus: YOU get a tern! and YOU get a tern
 Molladia: Launching Wingspan on steam, to be a part of the fun
 NonUniqueGuy: Who could hate it?
 gibbousm: 
 ButButTheJesus: CAWWW
 SnackPak_: 
 BrowneePoints: Paul
 xantos69: Bawk Bawk?
 BrowneePoints: It's a SQUAWKa Nova
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Humans are literally not built to deal well with uncertainty and evolutionarily worrying used to help the species survive and now it is utterly unhelpful
 BrowneePoints: cmon now
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there any other kind of Bosanova?
 TehAmelie: you could play any music and claim it's a recording of a lyre bird, who could prove it wrong?
 BrowneePoints: Flocka Nova would've been good too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, Squaka Nova
 nyoomgoom: oh, bossa nova with bird sounds! i had that villager in animal crossing new leaf (it's robin. she plays the bossa nova kk slider track and also has a pet bird??)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Flocka Nova is the much less smooth version
 TehAmelie: but what about Minionnova
 shurtal: so this is Can Draw Birds Club?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Actual lyre music recordings do exist and they are extremely soothing. That and lute especially if they are playing early music instead of modern compositions
 BrowneePoints: Mississippi Wren! You know what I men!
 xantos69: #BirdGoals
 Angelic_Bovines: Is that an insult or a compliment, calling someone a god-wit?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bird Goals are what Ian has for when he makes friends with that murder
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Shadowsoflife: 
 gibbousm: all seagulls are birdgulls, but not all birdgulls are seagulls
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He must brainstorm these beforehand
 Molladia: I wonder if Wheeler makes this make "Jokes" when he's not on stream.
 KeytarCat: ||: dumbap dudubap dumbap badumbapbap :||  (Bossa Nova beat, I think??)
 BrowneePoints: Twignest Birdegg is a Kathleen style Halfling name
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @gibbousm True, birdgulls can be good and lovely and seagulls are all demons sent to embody revent
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *revenge
bytecaster: Insert obligatory Wheeler egg joke here.
 KeytarCat: chshshsh chk kh chshshsh chk kh
 Shadowsoflife: E G G
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YEET
 SnackPak_: 
 gibbousm: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Yeet those Birbs
bytecaster: It got here!
 KeytarCat: I'll stop beat boxing in chat
 BrowneePoints: last time i threw it back to Europe my boyfriend dumped me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the best bossa nova, that cracking a can
 Molladia: @BrowneePoints I'm sorry
 azninsect: hehehehehhehe...mouse
 ButButTheJesus: hehehe
 SnackPak_: 
 r10pez10: hee hee, bossa nova
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/TawdrySeductiveSoymilkPRChase-LKW9QqLbTw0X2wY1
bytecaster: Rooooll that feeeeeder
 DeGunner: Sweet, Bird Game!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Similar but not quite same. While I was studying abroad he stopped talking to me and when I got back he basically just wanted to see me to break up and I found out he had been sleeping with someone else who had also not broken up with her boyfriend!
 Fruan: A single die or no dice are always all showing the same face 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt is frequently spicy, but the kind that sneaks up on you
 TehAmelie: that gull is a rook
 BrowneePoints: @Molladia it was a joke about the term Threw it Back
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Seagulls are the repressed hatred of middle class WASP women from the Midwest of the US made manifest and given terrible form
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love the facts in this game, it is the metaphorical cherry on top of great game design and gorgeous art
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig And conveniently located away from the Midwest, to avert suspicion
 KeytarCat: At my highschool, you had to finish lunch before the bell rang or the seagulls would just walk over and steal shit
Calaban161: I wonder if there are Bin Chickens in this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Give this bird a rat!
 KeytarCat: Fill this bird with steam!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig They do often deflect and refuse to be held responsible
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sir? Phrasing?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Matt like Serge where he calls the entire group "we" when it means him?
 kusinohki: brain immediately tried to filk "mystery bird" to the tune of "mystery date"
   LoadingReadyRun:  The amount of this game that is based on the actual birds is quite impressive (food, eggs, ecosystem)
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Astramentha: Woo
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 Mazrae: Ooo how are those wingspans
 spinebustertee: Is this that Birby the internet is going wild for?
egonomadic: The wingspans are wide I hear
 BrowneePoints: Taco Bell
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A mob informant
 SkylerRingtail: Been ab it since I played, but I remember "steal food" birds typically let the player stolen from to pick from the feeder to replace it?
 Molladia: @LoadingReadyRun In the app, some of the sounds are blocked because they're endangered and they don't want the birds tracked by call
 Dog_of_Myth: They went to a nest upstate.
 kusinohki: not dead....  just pining for the fjords
 NonUniqueGuy: They are just praying together.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Some do hang out with other birds, like this one from Africa that seriously looks like a dinosaur
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun That is amazingly thoughtful
   LoadingReadyRun: I just found that there is an app called Wing Song that allows you to scan any wingspan card and it plays the bird's song
egonomadic: Nice  companion app for the physical version!
 shurtal: Red Cross Bill has gotten many lawsuits filed against them, but they always win, cause they existed first
 r10pez10: !birb
  LRRbot: Peck your beak!
 ShaneLeeAtk: Now for the card reader integration
egonomadic: Wheeler NO
 Fanklok: !findquote tree
  LRRbot: Quote #7517: "Should have put the twerking for trees mod on." —RebelliousUno [2021-03-09]
 LordZarano: All birds look like dinosaurs, because they are
 Scarbble: wheeler YES
 jessieimproved: wooo
 Molladia: @LoadingReadyRun Playing the bird calls became distracting and made the game take a LOT longer to finish.
 jessieimproved: (lighter waving)
bytecaster: @LordZarano So the card reader for wingspan should just always show Dreadmaw?
 r10pez10: it's turkey time
 shurtal: wheeler's going hard early, hope he doesn't gas out in the first hour
egonomadic: @lordzarano yeah but what about shoebills
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LordZarano Sometimes it would be that one Jeskai Crane
Apowell123456: havent been here awhile but has anyone left LRR or joined within the last year or 2
 SkylerRingtail: @LoadingReadyRun Matt's Black-headed Gull doesn't gain him two food - it lets the player that's stolen from get a replacement food (sorry to be that guy)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @egonomadic Are those the ones that look like horror shows but are actually pretty benign to humans that respect them and make terrifying machine gun sounds with their beak?
 kusinohki: when did nelson join?  I guess "officially" joined?  feels recent but what is time?
DaxStrife: Now is that "turn" or "tern?"
 BrowneePoints: You could have a steam train
 BrowneePoints: if you just lay down some track!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki He's been around since the beginning of the MtG content in a peripheral sense
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaxStrife Depends how cold you are being
 BrowneePoints: You could have an Aeroplane! if you bring your blue sky back!
 r10pez10: none rat left slug
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No mob informants! Whatever shall we do!
egonomadic: Yeah I think @thefluffiestguineapig  ut uh don't look up how they treat their young
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or did the rats join a convent?
 spinebustertee: None Rat, Left Wheat?
Caryotip2: but, rat is may favorite !
Apowell123456: so nothing has really changed in the last year or 2 when it comes to who's a part of LRR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @egonomadic Oh, I've talked to a keeper who has dealt with them and got the low down. She talked about how she had to check for post traumatic responses to sudden loud noise in potential bird keepers
 Scarbble: i think the person who gets stolen from gets to replace from the feeder unless i remember the card wrong
Alex_Frostfire: I believe the theft birds give the feeder selection to the person they stole from?
 ButButTheJesus: egg
 SkylerRingtail: (For Paul, my source on that rule was: https://www.ultraboardgames.com/wingspan/european-expansion-game-rules.php )
 midnightcurryjazz:   
 PharaohBender27: 
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Slug for weed seems like a stereotype of drug deals by republicans
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that is the perfect name for that site
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/HedonisticGoodCarrotHeyGirl-GGm9IN3GA23d1Kiy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Small bird goes in the large bird
 Scarbble: GRE EEB
 KeytarCat: I'm under 65, so I can't move to into any of the cheaper neighborhoods in my area :(\
 r10pez10: is sandhill the third brother of niles and frasier
   LoadingReadyRun:  The harrier's VTOL capability makes it a dangerous predator
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends what you mean by bigger. If you mean you height vs. the length of wings then yes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That bird is a total unit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The birds
 niccus: just a big bird https://marinaudubon.org/wp-content/uploads/2020/11/Gary-Ivey-with-Greater-Sandhill-Crane.jpg
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 r10pez10: the birds can't play street fighter
  Juliamon: Adam will be the first to bet on the birds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think it needs the knife
 BrowneePoints: birds have a face knife and 6 feet knives
 KeytarCat: Bird wins, no bet
 WiJohn: Is the bird 6.5"?  If so the bird
 Alas_Babylon: 
 ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun its missile payload is limited by its size tho
 Fanklok: The bird didn't need help. The average chicken beats the average person in single combat
 r10pez10: igg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Bird get drawn" Audubon
 niccus: https://www.wildlifeillinois.org/wp-content/uploads/2018/12/USDA-WS-Crane-Attacking-Truck.jpeg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Pelicans are degenerates
 shurtal: any relation to Kylo?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There are many times the creature does not
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure, flock
 Korolan: Bring Your Own Ratthew
 Fanklok: Don't keep all your eggs in one bird
Tz_BG: Not sure you can split the 2 birds played like Wheller did but cannot confirm I am right either.
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: But is it $5?
 KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig [creaky voice] I remember when the foot longs were $5...but even I don't remember when they were a foot long!
 Sorator13: yes, the round thingy should tell you how many points each place gets
 ButButTheJesus: Dank Flappington?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Those things can be super ferocious
Tz_BG: Grabbed my copy of the game - House Wren allows you to play 2 birds in the same habitat.
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IndigoMeatStack: Bird Girth
   LoadingReadyRun:  My brother lives in Boston and during the pandemic, the wild turkeys got real brave and started just walking around in the streets
 azninsect: i'll berry...YOU
 emberBecky: my sister was chased by a turkey once when she was little. they've always been trouble. >.>
 r10pez10: turkeys running boston is pleasing to me for some reason
 KeytarCat: @LoadingReadyRun a coyote and I spooked each other one late night when I was out for a walk.  I froze, coyote noped tf out
 KeytarCat: work time!
 HbombAndFriends: @r10pez10 I’m pretty sure Florida is run by turkeys.
 Fanklok: Birds are the second most successful predators overall behind cats
 PharaohBender27: Big Beak™
 PharaohBender27: @HbombAndFriends Well, that's awfully insulting to turkeys 
novrdd: Caw caw
 James_the_Dabbler: Well, rats
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 James_the_Dabbler: Pretty bird!
novrdd: Is it red or black?
 r10pez10: blue eyes white dragon
 WiJohn: Those are really pretty in flight
 PharaohBender27: @r10pez10 I do remember seeing a lot of turkeys around when I went to grad school in Boston . . .
 midnightcurryjazz: do it
 Fanklok: I saw a red winged black bird once
   LoadingReadyRun:  I like that Cori has the most birds *on* her board, they are just in the form of several very fat birds
 SkylerRingtail: Is it worse than the copious cloaca jokes?
 WiJohn: @Fanklok They nested near my house growing up
 BrowneePoints: Corsica
 e_bloc: Corsica, I guess
 r10pez10: the eagles dare
 azninsect: oh, worm?
 Scarbble: oh, worm?
 PharaohBender27: Um . . . European Robin
 r10pez10: should have gone to the toilet before we left, said batman
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 azninsect: Plump. That. Eeeeeeeeeagle!
 Fanklok: TOS?
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 BrowneePoints: Secretary Birds are Peak Gay Energy
 BrowneePoints: just watch Aggretsuko
 e_bloc: kylie minogue  slaps though
 ladyjessica: Peregrines are awesome!!!!
 SnackPak_: 
 AttackCowboy: Is that why birds are migratory?
 r10pez10: time for the semiannual gay migration
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Peregrine falcon: the sound Americans think bald eagles make
 Sorator13: "migratory homo" is my new band name
 SkylerRingtail: Do migratory homo's still fly south for the winter?
 niccus: when you have a summer home, you're a migratory homo..wner
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I actually like the sounds a bald eagle makes, they are soothing
   LoadingReadyRun: "Livestock"? I want to see a Golden Eagle carrying off a cow like a Roc
 BrowneePoints: Can I tell you about Haast's Eagle Paul?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The next time LRR plays wingspan they are going to see chat calling it the Local Homosexual and be very confused
 theamc2000: What’s a cool bird with a funny name?
 e_bloc: lol
 theamc2000: Also cool hoodie, wheeler
 niccus: which wingspan region has lammergeier
 midnightcurryjazz: wow
 e_bloc: I was hearing phil collins
chronically_poor: deep cut
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun I don't know about Golden Eagles, but Andean Eagles carry things to drop then down mountainsides
MajorFrostbyte: Not a cow, but my friends who have sheep have lost lambs to bald eagles.
Tz_BG: It should be 5 for Matt and 2 for Cori and none for Wheeler
 PharaohBender27: @LoadingReadyRun Now I'm imagining a Golden Eagle clawing onto a cow, and repeatedly trying to take off and failing
Tz_BG: Points go up through ehe rounds
 niccus: @theamc2000 potoo
 theamc2000: @niccus ty
 azninsect: check it out now
ThePixelSavage: when is second breakfast Cori?
 NotCainNorAbel: Matt!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun I can imagine a pelican trying to eat a cow
 r10pez10: esteemed hams
 red_shoes_jeff: 
epsilon_vee: @r10pez10 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm pretty sure Golden eagles can carry away sheep and smaller goats but don't quote me on that
 Alas_Babylon: "I'm pretty sure golden eagles can carry away sheep and smaller goats" - Thefluffiestguineapig 2023
 Alas_Babylon: too l8
MajorFrostbyte: @Thefluffiestguineapig new born lambs, absolutely.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MajorFrostbyte Yeah, the term livestock is so variable it's hard to know what exactly they mean. Is it just tiny lambs, kids and calves? Or a full goat in it's "fuck around and find out' glory?
 jacqui_lantern234: hey all you beautiful friends whomst i love beyond measure!!! 
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey jacqui_lantern234!
 Shadowsoflife: Hey @jacqui_lantern234 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler and Matt have decided which of the birds is the designated Local Homosexual who dances to Kylie Menogue
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I am legit concerned about whatever gives Wheeler pause to say on stream
 Molladia: @Thefluffiestguineapig That'd be nothing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig He has to check something with Paul though
 SnackPak_: everyone be good
 azninsect: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Be good chat!
 Grimnus: More birds!
 Molladia: You're lucky it's only the local ones, I get distracted by all Homosexuals.
 Thefluffiestguineapig:  Was it decided that Wheeler's thing was not ok for stream?
MajorFrostbyte: "It goes in the back?" Corey asks Ben and Matt.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Rat for the Nuthatch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MajorFrostbyte facepalm
DaxStrife: "Rat cash" is what I call money earned from crypto.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That hem hem sound just reminds me of the Jim Dale audiobook of Order of the Phoenix
 Alas_Babylon: Rat, Cherry Worm, Cherry Worm, Cherry Worm </carrotcarrotmilk>
 ButButTheJesus: I prefer Diet Cherry Rat
tdawg1994: Is there a place I can share my magic deck that I built and get advice on how to improve it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Friends"
 Alas_Babylon: @tdawg1994 Discord's probably your best immediate bet, we're not really in MTG mode atm
 Alas_Babylon: !discord
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 e_bloc: friends, ravens, ostrichmen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @e_bloc Please stop pecking my ears
 Dog_of_Myth: The lesser chicken
 James_the_Dabbler: "Just okay" Prairie Chicken
 niccus: https://uploads.alaska.org/suppliers/attractions-and-points-of-interest/wildlife/land-mammals/_960xAUTO_fit_center-center_65_none/land-mammals-weasel_01.jpg
 Sibwow: how many hand birds is a bird in teh wet worth?
 Molladia: Where's Askwho
 SkylerRingtail: @Molladia Recharging until Desert Bus I wager
  Juliamon: Askwho has to save up their magic powers so they don't run out during DB
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 BrowneePoints: Speaking of Birds, I'm excited to see all the bird Motifs we're gonna get in Lost Caverns of Ixalan
 niccus: https://i.redd.it/q9m7fq1vi0821.jpg
 BrowneePoints: I mean come on, the Angels are based on Quetzals!
 e_bloc: the blue hen is the official bird of delaware
 r10pez10: oh like the cheese
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori have you seen a video of the contraption that the Bronx Zoo built for their giant anteater to show off how it eats?
 Nigouki: isn't that just a cassowary?
goombalax: https://sanshee.com/products/stardew-valley-blue-chicken-pillow-plush
 niccus: https://www.50states.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/03/Delaware-blue-hen-1-300x300.jpg
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Nigouki Cassowaries are what chickens have ancestral memories of being and why they are so angry
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Chickens are not always fun
 e_bloc: there's a defunct mall in Dover, Delaware which was the "Blue Hen Mall"
 Dog_of_Myth: Budgies are great
 niccus: you also get close with iridescent black chickens https://thepeasantsdaughter.net/wp-content/uploads/2022/01/english-black-orpington-rooster-chicken.png
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Ian investigating the birds he can potentially have?
 HbombAndFriends: Pass the budgie on the left hand side. 
 Sibwow: some places have pet limits that are total mass of pets instead of number
 BrowneePoints: long story short eat landlords and housing associations
 Alas_Babylon: There are definitely a nonzero amount of people that keep chickens as pets, apparently they're not that bad as long as you make good accomodations
 e_bloc: can't draw birds club
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Alas_Babylon Chickens and other livestock birds can be great pets but they need a huge amount of socialization in order to be friendly
 Alas_Babylon: Yeppers
Tz_BG: Matt can roll now
 niccus: activating your bird is frowned upon in polite company
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @niccus Emphasis on "polite"
 James_the_Dabbler: some of these names man
   LoadingReadyRun:  Chickens are also great at making compost
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @James_the_Dabbler If you look at common names for fish you can also find some doozies
Happy_Wayfarer: these board pieces look like candy, i want to eat them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Only if you have the correct microbes to digest it
MajorFrostbyte: cat rash?
 Alas_Babylon: cat rash fever
Tz_BG: That vulture triggers on the rat cache as well
 r10pez10: i also heard disco stu
 Scarbble: oh, worm?
TalenLee: wingspan eggs are some truly top tier Forbidden Candy, second in my experience only to the Galaxy Truckery batteries
Caryotip2: half worm half wheat, whorm
 Scarbble: once between your turn and your next turn
Tz_BG: Yes. Pail has it correct.
 James_the_Dabbler: The gravetide?
 e_bloc: he said fatberg
 shurtal: Baby gronk has committed war crimes and averages 4 touchdowns a game
 BrowneePoints: Okay Veruca
   LoadingReadyRun:  That harrier is, like, 85% other birds
 Fanklok: Wow
 Fanklok: Sorry, AnimeWOW.wav
 shurtal: That eagle needs hair in a can
RassilonDND: love wingspan
 ButButTheJesus: @LoadingReadyRun missile capacity greatly increased by simply adding entire birds to airframe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That bird needs one of those wigs from a recent Mail Time
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 Ryxiene: 
 ButButTheJesus: well I gotta go bed, thanks for stream, pls birb responsibly 
 Fanklok: Greater road runner implies a lesser road runner
 SnackPak_: 
Caryotip2: rigged
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Night ButButTheJesus!
 e_bloc: very lucky in China
ThePixelSavage: @Fanklok also Greatest Roadrunner
 BrowneePoints: https://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/assets/photo/63666151-480px.jpg
 BrowneePoints: there you go paul
 BrowneePoints: blue wings
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   LoadingReadyRun:  strange how the vulture gets a bonus with another bird "joins a flock"
 Ryxiene: 
 Fanklok: I do not consent
   LoadingReadyRun: https://www.google.com/search?q=yellow+breasted+chat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean,
 James_the_Dabbler: We have a what now
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun what did you just call me?
 jacqui_lantern234: 
 SnackPak_: 
   LoadingReadyRun: it's a cute bird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact chat is a cute bird is ironic in many contexts but for LRR chat it is true
TheJojoTato: I think the / faces are unique
 jacqui_lantern234: @LoadingReadyRun youre cute!!! BOOM ROASTED
Tz_BG: I would assume not but you can just take the other die first then take the remaining worms.
 Fanklok: Stop objectifying us Paul
 trebuchetboy: a slug fund?
 jacqui_lantern234: vulture? i hardly know her! 
 saucemaster5000: how bout a stephen king directed movie -- maximum overdrive
goombalax: Peregrine Tuck
Tz_BG: Wheeler is clearly both a forester and a prairie manager. How do you work so many jobs?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @goombalax Fool of a tuck
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tz_BG The refuse to hire someone to help him
 jacqui_lantern234: as a trans woman: i, too, started tucking when i activated my bushtit 
 jacqui_lantern234: #SorryNotSorry
 Sibwow: fish fuck in it
Tz_BG: @Thefluffiestguineapig Nice joke and great username.
 jacqui_lantern234: lmfao sib
 Molladia: @jacqui_lantern234 I was drinking that drink, not snorting it, thanks
 r10pez10: "fish, swim and fuck in it" is funny when you take fish as the verb
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Do fish fuck? Don't they have the omnicloaca referenced in a previous Jackbox stream?
 gualdhar: that sniffer trucks
  Juliamon: It probably depends on the fish
 Fanklok: @thefluffiestguineapig some do, I know mollies and swordtails do
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tz_BG Thank you! The guinea pig who inspired it passed away a few years ago but her purring lives on I hope
 xantos69: I KNEW IT!
   LoadingReadyRun:  Nice thing about cached food is that you can access it very quickly, otherwise you have to recalculate the food each time
 ShaneLeeAtk: Wile E. Coyote, Super Genius
 niccus: a surprisingly large proportion of google image search for roadrunner involve a lizard in its mouth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok Fish biology is extremely varied and I should always assume there is some fish that has almost every underwater adaptation
Tz_BG: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'm sorry to hear that and I'm sure it does.
 KeytarCat: @Fanklok Fish are why I learned the word Gestalt!
 KeytarCat: Back from work!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tz_BG Thanks, she lived to be 6 which is a good long life for guinea pigs
 James_the_Dabbler: They chonks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I am positive that some Victorian politician probably proposed what we would call a Soylent Green solution
Tz_BG: Nice end game curveball of Matt being the forester.
 James_the_Dabbler: Matt holy moly
 BrowneePoints: You did a good job Cori!
 James_the_Dabbler: Bird-nt?
 BrowneePoints: Wheeler got a Caw-ncussion
 Molladia: Oceana Expansion?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You all did way better than I ever did!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Molladia Those birds are wild. Is that the one that integrates some of the Arctic birds that do the crazy migrations?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes! This is my jam!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All BGC is good but i love this song so much
TalenLee: A Modest Proposal *was* Victorian era, right?
 SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TalenLee If memory serves yes, but I was meaning in a serious way. Likely behind closed doors
 emberBecky: @TalenLee No, like mid 18th century. Enlightenment era, I guess?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @emberBecky Slightly beyond I think? Getting into the Scientific Revolution
 Azralorne: How is Wheeler surviving in that sweater?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Whooping Crane can confirm very loud
 emberBecky: @Thefluffiestguineapig ah yeh maybe. I think I think of those as together but I dunno. Victorian era's mid-late 19th century so it was before that though.
   LoadingReadyRun: @Azralorne AC in the office!
 Azralorne: Hot damn
 Azralorne: Or cool damn?
 niccus: much prefer whooing cranes
 saucemaster5000: why is Aaron Carter at the moonbase?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @emberBecky For sure, I study the Early modern era so for me things after about 1780 just blend because I don't spend the time researching it. Although my focus is mainly way earlier
 Sibwow: paultinum blond
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I would think Paul would naturally go silver instead of grey
 xantos69: And how much do I have to give for that?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The kind of silver people try and fail to get with dye
 Sibwow: paul for 100 dollars will you dye a patch of your beard
MajorFrostbyte: Damn, I was hoping platinum was a lead into pink or some other light color.
 Azralorne: Platinum Paul for DB2023
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Azralorne If that is a specific donation goal we can really boost towards it with the older shirt sales
 Dog_of_Myth: !venga
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Zu_o: Can't draw birds club
   LoadingReadyRun:  My Grandpa had jet black hair and mustache, but his beard came in red
 midnightcurryjazz: wow...
 SnackPak_: 
 evil_h2o_elf: Somebody please clip this
 Azralorne: @loadingreadyrun all 3 of my brothers and my dad have various non-red hair, but they all grow a red beard lol
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The piercing whistle used to communicate over long distances? That whistle Wheeler?
 saucemaster5000: taxi here, who just called?
 SnackPak_: if you're cold, they're cold
 Fanklok: He's assembling Eurasian Nutxodia
 evil_h2o_elf: I have been the change I want to see in the world: https://clips.twitch.tv/ExcitedCloudyHornetDBstyle-tJJZoHSFmhqsG-DG
 Twilight_Spark: Nutxodia? Impossible! Nobody's ever been able to crack *him*!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Socialist bird! We should all be so lucky
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the next CDHC Birds since Cori keeps saying "draw a bird'?
 Twilight_Spark: Would you still love me if I was a 🪱?
 KeytarCat: Pull the base of your tongue down, making your mouth a larger resonance cavity.  tThen blow through pursed lips and move your tongue around slowly, forward and back, up and down.  At some point, the airstream will "click" into place. I feel it as a smoothing of the stream, and it makes a slight whistling sound.  It's the kind of thing that you'll know when it happens, like an accidental Hadoken
 KeytarCat: How to whistle, I forgot the title
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Swan: beautiful from afar and fear inducing up close
 saucemaster5000: wonder how you pass the curse in that one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sequel or porn parody
 Fanklok: He's crow storming off
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wheeler........
 KeytarCat: It's actually a porn parody, huh
 saucemaster5000: yeah but weirdly it's a parody of "amadeus"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They are fancy waterfowel
 TehAmelie: i didn't think they had that kind of humor in porn parody titles anymore
   LoadingReadyRun:  tbh, I wouldn't be surprised if Max Landis had *also* written the porn parody of his own film
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 But it's only labeled that way outside of the North American web addresses or if you use a VPM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *VPN
chronically_poor: You put it in your food pile rather than on the bird
 TehAmelie: VPM, or vampires per minute
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Honestly it would surprise me least if he had gotten Chuck Tingle to write it
ChargingFurret: @chronically_poor I thought I saw that too
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie How Jacob measures how good his life is going
 TehAmelie: naturally
chronically_poor: @ChargingFurret Thank you for confirming that I wasnt seeing things
 saucemaster5000: Phoebe Waller-Bird
chronically_poor: good joke streamer
graal_smith: Oh man, Wingspan!
 saucemaster5000: go door to door?
 Twilight_Spark: Uhhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: UM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not better Wheeler
graal_smith: What segment is this?
 Twilight_Spark: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an abult !
 xantos69: Just hoping Wheeler doesn't yell "Stand on my cloaca daddy."
 Earthenone: !findquote cloaca
  LRRbot: Quote #7376: "An entire extra game mode came out of N.Brio's cloaca." —Graham [2020-11-30]
graal_smith: Wheeler is all in on food
 TehAmelie: that reminds me, today someone told me USBs are like cloacas in many ways
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You're making it so I can't eat anything! (Gluten free jokes)
graal_smith: @TehAmelie There's schmutz in it?
 TehAmelie: and you can never figure out which way is up on the first try
ghyllnox: Just one dongle for all the functions
 Twilight_Spark: Nobody knows how to treat a mute swan right.
 TehAmelie: but nobody likes verbal diarrhea swan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is the mute swan a naturally occurring species or something influenced by humans?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie I mean, as someone who has an Ian level filter at the best of times when I get mentally fatigued I can confirm no one likes verbal diarrhea period
   LoadingReadyRun: Maybe it's just a quiet swan or maybe the swan just doesn't want to talk to you
 TehAmelie: "you think they are quiet swans?"
 TehAmelie: coming up next: gaslight swan
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Man, as someone with a dietary restriction having the option to reroll options if they are all the same and I can't eat them would be tech
ChargingFurret: @Thefluffiestguineapig That would be amazing
   LoadingReadyRun: Maybe it should be "swan" and "Loud Annoying Swan"
graal_smith: um... can you spend cached food?
graal_smith: I don't think you can
ChargingFurret: @graal_smith I think that card specifically says you can
 TehAmelie: there isn't a single bird species called "annoying", let's change that
   LoadingReadyRun: @graal_smith that bird has a special ability to do that
graal_smith: Ah, specialty bird
 Twilight_Spark: Wowee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If Wheeler comes back for more Wingspan I feel like there will be even more cached cringe jokes
   LoadingReadyRun: "bird with set mechanic"
 Dog_of_Myth: 
graal_smith: Wait, did Paul not scan these Magic cards?
 TehAmelie: does it have. . .flying?
 Twilight_Spark: The Boxer's Bird is a finch not an owl though?
 Dog_of_Myth: Oh, you mean my neighbor?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So nega Ian?
 SkylerRingtail: Big. Cheats.
 midnightcurryjazz: reading the bird explains the bird
ChargingFurret: Cheats!
chronically_poor: Reading the bird explains the bird
chronically_poor: @midnightcurryjazz much faster typing, well done
 TehAmelie: do we have to read bird entrails?
 Fanklok: "I play games that require reading and math for a living, of course I'm illiterate and can't do basic addition"
   LoadingReadyRun: Theoretically, I could have set up the card recognizer for these cards, but I figured it might just slow things down unnecessarily. Maybe I will try it if/when we play again
 Dog_of_Myth: That's what birds do...do
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like if Wingspan in person becomes a staple that is when you do that
 Dog_of_Myth: Wheeler...
 TehAmelie: the players lay eggs now?
   LoadingReadyRun: Wingspan is a little like Root in that the digital game is also very good.
   LoadingReadyRun: both digital and physical version have benefits and drawbacks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt's previous play experience is showing in is knowledge of the combos
   LoadingReadyRun: anyone catch that?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun Yeah, it is a balancing act about which are best for what situation
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun There's no "right" answer
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If something bad happened and a duck is in the vicinity, they are permanent criminals
 TehAmelie: ducks are the funniest animals, of course they get blamed for everything
 TehAmelie: (true story)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie I mean.......duck sex practices and competitive horror evolution between female ducks and male ducks?
 KeytarCat: Competitive Horror sounds like a cool idea
 TehAmelie: that might not have been a consideration
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat If all parties are consenting absolutely
Tz_BG: Matt gets food as well
 niccus: i guessed the spelling as "sprague's pipit" and i'm astounded that i'm right
 niccus: are birders real? are they ok? why do they keep making words up
 TehAmelie: there was a grand international humor research project in like 2000 that found ducks are statistically the animal people think is funniest
 TehAmelie: i figure Donald Duck had a lot to do with it
silenceaux: They also make That Noise
slowloke: Birders are real, birds however are not
 Earthenone: or the one piece robin
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie That's fair, that was also before a lot of science communicators and humor people really attached to the idea and proliferated the knowledge of the horror
 xantos69: Paul then just slowly starts changing the speed of the music.
 KeytarCat: @xantos69 just lose an instrument here and there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heaviest in terms of they talk about morbid and high spoon cost topics
 Dog_of_Myth: As opposed to the uncommon yellow throat.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When they say cup bird all I think is the drinking bird thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The one that dips back and forth
 KeytarCat: peck your beak!
slowloke: Is there another game of wingspan being played after this one?
 Dog_of_Myth: I don't think so @slowloke
 KeytarCat: @slowloke unlikely, we're pushing 3 hours
slowloke: Alas but understandable
 KeytarCat: (the scheduled length)
Tz_BG: Wheeler has it correct
 TehAmelie: +3 feathers in your cap
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Artfully arranged because they are many colors
 Dog_of_Myth: Nice
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SkylerRingtail: Cori is too honest to win
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 - this is somewhat my fault
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Volume turned down premptively
 SnackPak_: 
 midnightcurryjazz: nice
goombalax: 
 definenull: No offense, that sounded more goat
 saucemaster5000: the wasn't the NBC song
 KWardJenx: I'm tearing up
Eklinaar: I grew up next to a peacock farm, can confirm that is a good peacock impression.
thebrainnopinky:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!!
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 SkylerRingtail: Now that the YouTubers are gone...do we get to hear the Really Bad Joke?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Add "hopefully" to that TTSF description
 saucemaster5000: same wheeler. Same
  MagicalAttackGecko: mood
 pn55: "Losing is learning" as Adam says
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is very sage advice for many things
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly that is a really good description for why I like the LRR approach to a lot of things
 Texan_Reverend: !schedule
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or a music game
 xantos69: Dude... I get that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not trying to bake Heather's phone
 Texan_Reverend: !discord
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 TehAmelie: more like play "against" you eh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They all need to coordinate to have an even number of wins with cori
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
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 Texan_Reverend: !patreon
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I got that email this morning and am trying to fix it
 xantos69: 50 Bits!
   LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig thanks so much. Sorry for the aggravation
 KWardJenx: Thank you for the Stream. This was a delight.
 Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun is now on Mastodon! You can find them at kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun, and LRRMtG at kind.social/@LRRMTG
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 TehAmelie: thanks for the stream!
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