beowuuf:
not emerald 
GapFiller: embarrassing admission time: dae ever have that feeling of forgetting stuff while theyre in the middle of it? cz thats me having rewatched this weeks CP+ just now and immediately being unable to remember any of it
GapFiller: sign of age presumably
GapFiller: !next
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beowuuf: so close
TheAinMAP: Close one.
red_shoes_jeff:
GapFiller: TIL just how dumb Canada US shipping is while looking into sending LRR a gift from America
They_Are_Alyx: Yeah, it's pretty ridiculous
GapFiller: how is it that two countries can share a land border and still have more expensive shipping than to locations on the other side of the planet?
They_Are_Alyx: Politics would be my guess
Ivalenz_: @GapFiller I use the USPS. I've found the least hassle with them.
GapFiller: (for ref according to bandcamp shipping US to Canada costs more than shipping US to Europe or HK)
GapFiller: that cannot be right
Juliamon: it really is bonkers
KakuEpsilon: @GapFiller Nah, sometimes it's just that the news doesn't stick with you. Like how you don't always gain weight from a good meal.
LoadingReadyRun: Just gonna be a minute before we start.
Juliamon: my mom used to ship internationally, now she limits which countries can buy from her on ebay bc as a seller you get penalized for not offering free shipping and she can't afford to eat that
Angreed66: Of note there is a lot more labor involved in shipping things than people realize
TheAinMAP: Signal.
Ivalenz_:
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Molladia: I hope Beej has seen our discussion regarding Australian Bar fridge placement on discord, those are totaly normal temperatures
GapFiller: theres something really Fianl Fantasy theme ish abt this particular bit of this song
GapFiller: maybe its the arpeggios
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Juliamon: Time to find out what DideRobot's pull delay is!
TemporallyAwry: !findquote robot
LRRbot: Quote #919: "Rocket-powered robot dongs..." —Paul [2015-10-21]
GapFiller: SPOON! /thetick
beowuuf: doo dah, doo dah
BusTed: Delicious.
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TheAinMAP:
TheMerricat: Ghost Canadian Ale!
Juliamon: Beej no, don't drink the invisible pop
GapFiller: cool mug Heather
GapFiller: v natty
FarleyF: We call them soft drinks
beowuuf:
Molladia: BTW: Australians call it "Soft Drink"
iris_of_ether: Beej drinking the V O I D
KakuEpsilon: @GapFiller Nah, it's because Final Fantasy is secretly about Canada.
AshBurnem: そうですね
Drasvin: Beej has invisible drink.
Gadora: Soda covers both soda and soda pop?
RockPusher: Tea: Good at many temperatures
GapFiller: Morty
rubikdarkwill: And Beej's tangents
TheAinMAP: Again?
HbombAndFriends: How doomed are we, Beej?
GapFiller: states
GapFiller: and territories
FarleyF: That's the capital of the state
Invitare: Canada is cooler than Australia?
Akaiatana: Canada's Victoria known to be cooler - it has LRR
RockPusher: Beej: "We are not so different" *gets mauled by ridiculous deadly animal*
GapFiller:
Akaiatana 
Juliamon: Mercator strikes again!
Molladia: Peters Projections FTW
RealOGLobster: we do have a big Canada above us!
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LordZarano: @Molladia Ew
RockPusher: Australia has a social Canada, not a weather Canada…
epsilon_vee: the climate study sounds like beej let's-tries to learn basic geography facts
Juliamon: ~lasttoot
RockPusher: The 'bar' fridge is more a second full size fridge for beer
Molladia: Guilty... Sorry
GapFiller: cats or dogs
red_shoes_jeff: There's a cat? Where?
beowuuf: i'm not racist but it's quite dull here today. Also vulcans are the worst.
spicyFerret_: Cats?
RockPusher: Serge < 10 cats
GapFiller: Morty
TemporallyAwry:
Serge, not 10-cats-in-a-trenchcoat - confirmed 
Pinwiz11: After my UK trip in May, I love how I can (not instantly) convert C back to F now
rubikdarkwill: Or clean up his poop. Unless you do that...
Juliamon: Enjoy scooping 10 cats' worth of poo
FarleyF: Serge is now 10 cats in a trenchcoat
KakuEpsilon: Feed Serge 10 Cats, he'll develop an immunity
jacqui_lantern234:
cats SURELY cost less than Serge's salary and benefits 
red_shoes_jeff: You DO have to feed Serge. Is that not what all that coffee was for?
BiSpacePirate: What if you just stopped paying Serge?
Akaiatana: Build a bigger mousetarp
RockPusher:
We talk about video game news‽ 
emberBecky: ehh it's in the description =)
beowuuf: i found you starting with checkpoint related stuff confusing
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GapFiller: on a scale of zero to KFC grill console where does this rank
Juliamon: A decorative novelty beer cooler
TemporallyAwry: @GapFiller It's on the burnt-french-fry end of that scale.
Akaiatana: It probably gets around the food inspection government bodies
Invitare: so it's a cool box with a plug
mtvcdm: Yo
Izandai: oh no
GapFiller:
BusTed:
epsilon_vee: alol
mtvcdm: It never, ever stops alarming
TheAinMAP:
LordZarano: Peltier coolers need a heatsink & fan to keep the hot side cool
RockPusher: Paul just relaying a horror story so casually
Akaiatana: Was he a soufle?
mtvcdm: Some say that alarm is still playing to this day
KakuEpsilon:
TheMerricat: They were around at least in the 1990s. And yes they are useless for anything other than keeping your can of soda chilled for a little while.
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mtvcdm: It's easier just to get a fanny pack and a Ziploc full of ice
TemporallyAwry: I wonder if it's because compressors based coolers have new regulations about refrigerants
Juliamon: We have that in our basement instead of garage.
BusTed: The old fridge.
TheMerricat: @TemporallyAwry THe main deal about these 'cooler' deals is that they use Peltier cooling instead of a compressor based cooler. They are super inefficient but they don't require a motor, no moving parts.
Juliamon: Keeping pop in the basement helps limit pop consumption
Invitare: imagine the electricity bills if you did that today
Molladia: So a bar fridge is what Ian has the Moonbase keg it? But this Xbox thing is so small it belongs on your PC desk
TheMerricat: They make USB powered 'coolers' that only hold a single can.
mtvcdm: Australia, I love you, but have you tried just boiling your beer instead, it seems easier
TemporallyAwry: @TheMerricat yeah - but they don't look to be appreciably cheaper. So I'm guess there's something else involved besides "no moving parts"
mtvcdm: Those articles are bullshit
GapFiller: thats the nxt step in the climate change propaganda
Pinwiz11: You got to cap those Fire Resists to at least 75%
jessieimproved: I live in a hot humid area. You do get "used to" it over time. But you never like it.
GapFiller: they cant deny it anymore so theyre moving onto the 'its not that bad everyone can handle it' stage now
Akaiatana: Australians are pretty down to Perth
KakuEpsilon:
@mtvcdm Boiling their beer is how they got into this problem in the first place! 
TheMerricat: @TemporallyAwry They cost more than you'd expect because 1. Compressor based cooling is as old as sin by now and we've pretty much solved it and thus it's way cheaper to make. 2. You require a lot more electronics to run a Peltier based cooler.
FarleyF: Ah so that's who did that - Thank you Heather for doing that
GapFiller: wasnt the kegerator fridge also previously the extremely dirty fridge
GapFiller: the one that grossed everyone out in that one LT
Juliamon: People did ask for it though.
Mai_Andra: ook ook
GapFiller: anyone who has ever seen Lets Nope can attest Adam and Ben alone have the farmyard animal side of theings well covered by themselves
TemporallyAwry: @TheMerricat Yeah - that's what I was saying. I don't get why they did a peltier system - unless there was something to do with international regulation on refrigerants or something.
Akaiatana: The announcer ones are more truncated.
beowuuf: london with big ben
Akaiatana: Streetbiter not a big deal
Texan_Reverend: Beej? Have an opinion?!
rubikdarkwill: One of my primary school teachers taught us the Missingno glitch
mtvcdm: Hi, I'm Chris Houlihan, this is my room
TheMerricat: @TheMerricat Ah I missed that part of the question, that I can guess fairly easily. Peltier based systems are smaller because you don't need to include a compressor and radiator setup. If you've ever seen one of those cube shaped _real_ minifridges, you'll notice that the bottom of the inside has about half of it 'cut out' that area that's 'missing' in the inside is the compressor. And there's only so small you can make one of those setups so if you want something that people would sit on their
mtvcdm: !addquote (Heather) [now] Have you tried datamining yet?
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GapFiller: what does it say abt the zeitgeist that userbases casually datamining is now unremarkable in that respect
TheMerricat: They remade the world canonicly.
KakuEpsilon: Wasn't there a fighting game that had a character that looked identical to Ian in a Watch + Play episode?
Akaiatana: Liu Kang gets Ryused
KakuEpsilon: Liu Kang has been the main character of Mortal Kombat because fans revolted when they tried to kill him off.
ThorSokar: not just everybody, but everybody in the entire universe was dead
GapFiller: iirc Unskippable did the Mortal Kombat where that all went down
GapFiller: ie the everyone dies thing was at the beginning of that MK intro cutscene
mtvcdm: Mortal Kombat continuity is 'bus you, fight again'
Akaiatana: Paul prefers save-SCUMMing
TheMerricat: He's literally a god. The last game DLC had them taking out the god of time who wanted to erase history to make it so that she ruled the universe but ended up being wacked and then Liu wacked the folk who got her and took _all_ the powers.
ThorSokar: Also, technically this "re-set" is to back before the orig. MK1
KinoGami: liu kang was a zombie in one of the ps2 era games
Akaiatana: He portal 2s him.
mtvcdm: MK storyline is There Was An Old Lady Who Swallowed A Fly, but a fighting game
KakuEpsilon: The first "Reset" was literally "Oh, I predicted the future, and I don't like it, so now in the present, I will directly manipulate the events to stop Mortal Kombat's 2-8 from happening."
TheMerricat: @KinoGami Revenant. And there were a bunch of charcters who essentially have two of themselves now. One set that were killed and are Revenants and the other set that didn't die...
Akaiatana: Please insert Accretion Disc 2
Juliamon: Desensitized
TheMerricat: Isn't that sort of the point of them going over the top with the fatalities? It's not like the Sniper Elite series where it's being played serious.
mtvcdm: Kung Lao
ThorSokar: Kung Lao
kusinohki: remember when the SNES defaulted to replacing the blood with sand?
EvilBadman: Some of the fatalities are wayyyy more graphic than others. It's weird.
mtvcdm: I thought the SNES called it sweat
TheMerricat: Wasn't it green? Or was that another SNES game whose blood got censored?
kusinohki: possibly. all my dorm mates called it sand...
KinoGami: MK1 and 2 were censored on the snes
pyronils80: here in Germany many Mortal Combat games were banned for excessive violence
Snowcookies: "Don't worry everyone, Beej said it was fine." - Paul
KinoGami: at least one of them were grey
KakuEpsilon: Level 5 Superjudge also means he has the ability of a Catholic Priest.
BusTed: I still remember the blood code on Genesis.
TheMerricat: Ah it was Green in Japan. Grey in the US... it's weird that they did different colors.
EvilBadman: instigating factor for the ESRB
mtvcdm: I think a statue ate someone in one of them.
ThorSokar: well, there's 3 movies, but to answer your question yes, in all of them
Molladia: Do the games still have Friendship finishing moves? Or Babeality?
DeM0nFiRe:
Sunidesus: I am apparently an outlier... I've only ever known them as nonograms
TheMerricat: Trademark Genericization!
Mai_Andra: I played one a long time ago called "Descartes' Enigma" (by the same company that made "Sherlock".) I didn't know Picross was the same thing until recently.
kusinohki: I first heard about them from a book called "paint by sudoku"
LordZarano: PicrossLuna on my phone is called Picross though...
Snowcookies: I first heard of it called nonograms from the Nancy Drew game where she goes to Japan
Juliamon: I honestly always assumed it was Nintendo's word for the puzzle type, I don't think I ever realized it was a trademark
kusinohki: the person who bought the book got mad when he noticed the title and made a big deal of grabbing a marker and marking out the sudoku part...
GapFiller: according to wikip Non Ishida and Tetsuya Nishio invented the puzzles in 1987
GapFiller: James Dalgety in 1990
GapFiller: for the Sunday Telegraph
Molladia: I downloaded "Nonogram Katana" on Beej's recommendation
TheMerricat:
@Molladia Me too. I'm still slowly building my guild. 
Boopity: Picross is serious business
anne_r_kist: They should make one for Italian grandmas: Nonna-gram
Molladia: @TheMerricat thank god for Belko61 making so many of them
GapFiller: it feels this goes all the way back to the CDi
GapFiller: their experiences w/ Philips just turned out THAT bad
Boopity: I still cannot believe Cadence of Hyrule is a thing that exists
FelanEntane: wasnt story of ages/seasons done by capcom?
FelanEntane: not story, zelda ages/seasons
GapFiller: Boopity they even played it multiple times on Rhythm Cafe!
Koios7: oracle of ages/seasons, and yeah that was capcom
Boopity: What!? Lies on checkpoint!?
KakuEpsilon: Minish Cap literally has a side-quest that references Ages/Seasons lacking a third game for Farore by allowing you to only give two of the three Oracles a house in your town is the only thing I remember about Minish Cap
BiSpacePirate: It's the 30th anniversary, so we're thinking Sonic.
KakuEpsilon: @Boopity It's more likely than you think. Especially in a Beej Story
Boopity: @KakuEpsilon Next you're gonna tell me it isn't actually sonic's 30th anniversary!
haminole: hi
haminole: how r u?
KakuEpsilon: @Boopity It's always Sonic's 30th Anniversary, silly.
haminole: sorry to interrupt
Boopity:
Oh, phew, good 
haminole: but hi
KakuEpsilon: @Boopity Well, it's been his 30th anniversary until he has another birthday in one of his games, like Generations. :3
haminole: is there any game about shaving?
LurkerSpine:
100
saiarcot895: i'm guessing Nintendo would then want the rights to that new style/version of picross?
haminole: is there any game about hair loss?
TheMerricat: Nintendo leaving money on the table? How... unsurprising.
GapFiller: TheMerricat Nintendo def feel like a better to make a dime our way than make a dollar somebody elses way kinda company
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TheMerricat: Jupiter just needs to start making CrossPick Games.
Koios7: @KakuEpsilon if thats why i have one unfused kinstone left, damn thats annoying lol
gonz0games: @Koios7 nope that's just really bad game design. happened to me too.
GapFiller: best boi
Boopity:
Good lord, that bit was amazing 
Snowcookies: He looks like he'd be uncomfortable
KakuEpsilon: @Koios7 No, it's a case of you can only fuse kinstones and then choose two of the three and not all three. The Kinstones have dumb issues that require linking up with others.
h3rsh3yb4r: all names are made up
mowdownjoe: Ian picking a fight with the Internet in that coming up.
red_shoes_jeff:
emberBecky: whooooosa goo' boy
TheMerricat: That does not look like an 'attack' dog.
saiarcot895: could be a good butt cushion
TehAmelie: imagine Death Stranding but you're carrying a dog instead of a baby jar
Molladia: I loved how long that bit went... it "could" have been shorter.... but Ian went for it and landed it. 10/10
ToastyLoaff: Do you get treats to give the dog?
ToastyLoaff: I want a St Bernard in the game
KakuEpsilon: "I would like to upgrade my dog please." "Uh, sir, this is a weapon shop." "Yes, I want to outfit him with a silencer and a bayonet."
Boopity: Hachiko moment
Koios7: Seymour is correct
Laserbeaks_Fury: We don't talk about Jurassic Bark
Laserbeaks_Fury: The German K-9
ToastyLoaff: "Wheres your local?" "Woof woof bark bark" "Roger"
red_shoes_jeff: Hrm...
RockPusher: Caticool
emberBecky: I like cat but no cat with gun. he looks upset. =(
Laserbeaks_Fury: To get the dog, do you have to complete a bunch of fetch quests?
Boopity: @Laserbeaks_Fury Boooooo (amazing)
Cadyn: [Citation Needed]
Izandai: wow rude
h3rsh3yb4r: happens with MTG all the time too
h3rsh3yb4r: amazon and places like walmart and target
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just a redeem code inside
LordZarano: Turns out shrink wrapping machines are something that people can buy
Texan_Reverend: Original XBox games had that back when I was working at EB Games.
Texan_Reverend: There was a sticker seal inside the shrink wrap.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Just upgrade the Nintendo Seal of Quality to a wax seal
Ivalenz_:
LordZarano: (Minecraft Bedrock, not the version James Serge & Uno play)
Juliamon: They're doing *Java* All The Things
Juliamon: Not Bedrock All The Things
TheMerricat: The DLC is for the 'other' Minecraft.
Mai_Andra: DLC packs like this are only in Bedrock Edition. MineO'clock play Java Edition.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Did i see Tempestra in there? that's a deeeeeep cut
KakuEpsilon: The Swimming Level is not that bad when you're not a child. >>
Laserbeaks_Fury: A Mentor, if you will
rumncok3: Will yall be doin a baldurs gate 3 party of 4?
Lord_Hosk: Its too bad no one is playing Balders Gate 3 (other than half the people on my twitch follow list)
Coloneljesus: could we have the link please? I like this
Boopity:
Joecool190: as a dm i feel that so hard
Izandai:
mowdownjoe: I love when VOs just shitpost like this. Aleks Le (Luke from SF6) just posts so much nonsense.
TemporallyAwry:
... perfect
Wicker_Guide: This is amazing
Coloneljesus: :3
Izandai:
Coloneljesus:
Koios7:
Coloneljesus:
even
Izandai:
They_Are_Alyx:
Coloneljesus:
dankmemeter: That's some Steven Toast energy
red_shoes_jeff: Like The Bard's Tale? Or Hades?
Laserbeaks_Fury: Stanley Parable
Coloneljesus: ^
accountmadeforants: Supergiant Games does excellent narrators
DemoniacDeath: battleblock theatre
TheMerricat: Does anybody else remember the songs that they made for BG1 and released for free?
TemporallyAwry: A few moments in Hi-Fi-Rush where Chai chats with the tutorial voice.
Wicker_Guide: also a very common trope from 20th century theater
KakuEpsilon: I'm pretty sure that Freakazoid had an episode someone in a Booth got attacked by Freakazoid for narrating poorly or something
Izandai: Or when the narrator accidentally tells Zagreus that Nyx isn't really his mom before he figured it out himself.
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Izandai: And then is embarrassed about it.
rumncok3: Damn Stanley Parable was already mentioned haha
ThorSokar: Dead Cells is great until you get to 4-boss-cell runs and then you rage quit like everyone else
Laserbeaks_Fury: And you get to pet Cerberus
Izandai: Gotta have that breather.
LurkerSpine: Dead Cells has much better gameplay, imo
Boopity: There's still a sense of progression!
mowdownjoe: @laserbeaks_fury The most important part of the game.
Wicker_Guide: Metagames and roguelite progression, they serve a purpose
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LurkerSpine: Like, Hades doesn't nearly control as well as Dead Cells
djalternative: Rogue Like-Likes
Laserbeaks_Fury: It's super important to have a beat to mentally separate run from each other. It's hard to reset after long runs
KakuEpsilon: @djalternative That's how they acted in Ocarina Of Time, randomly just popping in to eat your tunics
BiSpacePirate: The second time I played Hades I had God Mode on right away and was also just better at the game so I died way less and I felt like that actually ruined the pacing for me.
Xafty: makes sense
GapFiller: Rayman came first
ghyllnox: Teenage Exocolonist is a rougelike now that I think about it
Wicker_Guide: started with him
Coloneljesus: Rayman 3 is a core childhood memory for me
Wicker_Guide: I'm glad Rayman exists again
LordZarano: Oh I thought you were saying Raymond
GapFiller: its always tough when the ostensible face of a franchise gets upstaged by the cute sidekick mooks
CaptainSpam: Basically, the Rayman team wanted to make a Rayman game as a launch title for the Wii. Then they were given devkits, including Wiimotes, and they got... distracted.
GapFiller: the Rabbids aint even the only time this has happend
KakuEpsilon: I wonder if anything from EVO this Weekend will pop up in Checkpoint next week
CaptainSpam: Raving Rabbids turned out to be a smash hit, so they kept going with that. Eventually, Ubosoft just hard retconned the Rabbids to not be part of Rayman's world just so they could make more Rayman games finally.
mowdownjoe: @kakuepsilon I mean, Project L looks cool now that we have actual footage of how it plays.
Laserbeaks_Fury: I hope they explain it in game that the licensed character are just in another castle
incslayer: that depend on what you mean by "Talk"
CaptainSpam: Rayman talked in 2, just in text.
red_shoes_jeff: He... KINDA talks.
KakuEpsilon: I would like to think that Mario characters can't interact with Rayman because his limblessness is contagious
KakuEpsilon: Pretty sure Rayman talked in the Raving Rabbids GBA game. >>
Rob_Racoon: There was VA in a Ray Mann game,
CaptainSpam: I don't think he's been fully-voiced, unless there was that one cartoon they made a while ago...
GapFiller: he says all of two words in one cutscene from the original game
TheMerricat: "Rayman also seems to be able to speak English, French, German, etc., as at the end of the DS version of Rayman Raving Rabbids 2 he is speaking to some humans. In Rayman Origins, Raymanian is a combination of the English language and various word games."
Izandai: Wii U
Rob_Racoon: I wanna say John Leguizamo voiced the big blue dude.
CaptainSpam: I think canonically, Rayman's lack of limbs is because the fairies and nymphs that made the Glade of Dreams just ran out of them when they made him.
Izandai: Had a cute viking girl.
Coloneljesus: and a goth gf
ThorSokar: we're selling parts, and by parts we mean 2
Laserbeaks_Fury: I guess you could just canniblize what you needed
Izandai: I am utterly unsurprised that Ian is grouchy about this.
Izandai:
GapFiller: great timing on that sip Beej
BusTed:
Boopity:
Ivalenz_:
GapFiller:
Snowcookies: oh dear
ThorSokar: typical Ian
GapFiller: Ian tried
mowdownjoe: IAN
Boopity: Fantastic
Boopity:
Pffffft
GapFiller: thats one thing yr can always says abt Ian he tries at least
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Laserbeaks_Fury: ohh yeah
Laserbeaks_Fury: They got Alien
KakuEpsilon: Silly Beej, Goku has never killed a person in his life. Even the one guy he did kill, that stupid moron brought back to life in Super.
TemporallyAwry:
Oh good, what I always wanted. To watch the Xenomorph kill actual-factual Nicolas Cage
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pinhead
ThorSokar: they click
Laserbeaks_Fury: There is a killer that pops out of lockers
KakuEpsilon: They click, they hiss, they do the Michigan J. Frog dance..
Laserbeaks_Fury: New Survivor: Jonsey
Sogheim: @KakuEpsilon check please
Izandai: Oh these backgrounds are not easy on the eyes.
Wicker_Guide: this looks like a fictional game from a scifi comedy movie
Boopity: It really does
LurkerSpine: Yeah that's eye murder
Laserbeaks_Fury: God, that gave me Blinx The Time Sweaper flashbacks
lirazel64: Looks like Watch + Play.
TheAwkes: It looks... bad.
RaklarLS: jesus, what the hell am I looking at?
LordZarano: This is not even slightly what I was expecting
mtvcdm: This looks like too much
Juliamon: It really does have that "fictional game" vibe
Izandai: I think this would look much better with a much more stylized style.
KeytarCat: The combo meter said Paw-some
Wicker_Guide:
Mai_Andra: it... strayed?
Izandai: Give that game some cel-shading. Gamers love cel-shading.
RaklarLS: it looks like one of those games which completely destroys stream bitrates
KakuEpsilon: Stray 2: Now he has a skateboard is a sequel I can get behind.
misteline: Not my thing, but I am pro game where we are just a normal murder cat tho
Laserbeaks_Fury: Catlateral Damage 2: Electric Boogaloo
KakuEpsilon: I should play Stray.
misteline: I want to hunt mice, and birds, and wallabys
Izandai: oh heck
GapFiller: that IS a lot yeh
Izandai:
TheAinMAP:
ThorSokar: Team Hover Bike!
KakuEpsilon: Heather wants to be an Alley Cat, apparently confirmed. :3
Wicker_Guide:
That's huge 
Boopity:
Izandai: jesus
GapFiller: OH thats chonky
Ivalenz_:
Boopity: That's a whole ass statue
red_shoes_jeff: I wannit. I WANNIT!
Izandai: How much is it?
Laserbeaks_Fury: man, the goo between the zoanni parts
TemporallyAwry:
That goes on a plinth, not a shelf. 
accountmadeforants: Hang it from the ceiling like a chandelier
KakuEpsilon: @red_shoes_jeff It's like 800 bucks.
misteline: Given the cost you better get it it's own display case. And no I don't know how much it costs.
lirazel64: Building a room for that is going to be expensive.
KakuEpsilon: @accountmadeforants Upside down, superglue it to the ceiling.
letfireraindown: I have a few 1/4 scale figures. Most of mine are currently Bunny Girsl but I also have one Action Piece of Jinx!
Wicker_Guide: Link's tunic is... distracting
Izandai:
EvilBadman: Clearly speed run strats
GapFiller: yuuup
Boopity:
Izandai: Let the Link statue hang dong!
red_shoes_jeff: @KakuEpsilon That's... less than I thought it'd be. I think I can manage that.
Laserbeaks_Fury: Would that configuration of Zonai parts actually work?
accountmadeforants: They gave Link a skirt to wear (and no other clothes) so they could have Link upskirts like 10 minutes into the game.
red_shoes_jeff: @Laserbeaks_Fury Yes.
Boopity: It's in limbo
KakuEpsilon: This is when we find out that this Link is a Trans-Man.
GapFiller:
!?
Wicker_Guide: Bokoblin Justice when?
Izandai: It's on-sight with bokoblins.
Izandai: And moblins.
Izandai: And lizalfos.
BusTed:
Izandai: And constructs.
TheAwkes: $10.50 per centimeter!
LordZarano: About $10 per cm
KakuEpsilon: Oh, I saw it much higher price than that
Izandai:
Boopity: lul
Wicker_Guide: true, as anime resin statues go it's almost tame
Izandai: I'm still amazed they made Purah hot. I did not see that one coming.
Invitare: yeah but Link is much shorter than she is
Laserbeaks_Fury: So, I only just noced the other day: Purah's glasses are Lenses of Truth
KakuEpsilon: Purah's just Washuu to Link's Tenchi.
letfireraindown: Ah, yeah, I know some Figure sites with NSFW stuff
Izandai:
Laserbeaks_Fury: You could attach that to a sword and deal +25 damage
GapFiller:
LordZarano: !bingo
Boopity:
Pfffft
AshBurnem:
Hasbro
accountmadeforants: Of course Hasbro would like precedent to keep consuming other companies
KakuEpsilon: @AshBurnem Agreed.
AshBurnem: Oh yeah! Devastation could come back!!
Izandai: oops
saucemaster5000: BINGO! I GOT BINGO!
TheAinMAP:
Laserbeaks_Fury: oh yes, bring back the High Moon games, thay would match up with the newer movies
Izandai: Sure!
Wicker_Guide: And then my dad will come back from buying cigarrettes
EvilBadman: And also maybe we'll also get ice cream
KakuEpsilon: They'll have to cut it out of Bobby Kotick's nasal cavity.
Izandai:
accountmadeforants: "Activision, I know I lent you my Optimus last year! I want it back!"
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Laserbeaks_Fury: "Nuh uh I lost ot
TemporallyAwry: "It'd be great if you had competent managment, /jk"
Izandai: @twitch_xeo It means it's time to go to your local bakery and get yerself some breads.
ghyllnox: Pretty sure if they had them they'd be re-released
GapFiller: OH shots fired Paul
BusTed: 🤔
Boopity:
LordZarano: They definitely 100% are totally lost and Activision is trying to cover it sounds like
RockPusher: There's a crapshot in that idea
Laserbeaks_Fury: The second game had Dinobots and they were awesome
RockPusher: Things LRR found during the move
Boopity: "Do YOU have the source code to transformers?"
EvilBadman: "couldn't find Transformers game, but I did locate Toy Story 2?"
accountmadeforants: I also have a pile of external HDDs (mostly really old teensy ones), it could be any one of us!
Ivalenz_: Digital asset management is not profitable. Nope.
TimIAm: !next
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KakuEpsilon:
They changed their name because they lost the source code to the Gamasutra logo, of course.
ThorSokar: "adequately archiving our stuff for preservation does not make money, so who cares" -Every Big Game Company CEO
Laserbeaks_Fury: Fun Fact: I was playing War For Cybertron when I wanted to update my XBOX handle, which is my my username is what it is
Coloneljesus: yeah, we have a similar thing in Switzerland. Any publication, even just a student magazine, is stored there.
BluTGI: What about previous patches/versions of a game? Wonder how they would handle that.
AshBurnem: @Laserbeaks_Fury Have you seen the new toys for the old WFC game? They're pretty sweet.
RockPusher: A copy of the code *and* a copy of the build environment
Coloneljesus: I can also imagine some games' code and assets a terrabytes in size, much larger than what you get in your install
TheAwkes: Strong parallels to the Film industry.
BluTGI: @RockPusher Good call on the environment it was made in.
ThorSokar: more than likely they just deleted it
Laserbeaks_Fury: @AshBurnem Are they based on the games or the newer movies of the same name
LurkerSpine: Hasbro could've done a different license so Activision wouldn't have pulled it
LurkerSpine: In the first place
Laserbeaks_Fury: They could make a new game, but the old ones were pretty damn good
ThorSokar: Heck, they didn't even keep the code for vanilla WoW
AshBurnem: @Laserbeaks_Fury On the original games. They're the Studio Series "Gamer Edition"
GapFiller: thats not news
Boopity: The ever rampant switch 2 speculation
GapFiller: theres always rampant speculation of that kind
LordZarano: !nifty
Ivalenz_:
's expression says it all.
RockPusher:
We'll have room temperature ambient pressure superconductors before we have a Switch 2 
Earthenone:
if its nintendo, you do want to 
CururuGuasu: Much like the Switch Pro, it’s going to be announced any day now…
BluTGI: We can confirm the confirmation that rumors exist.
KakuEpsilon: A rumor that they'll announce a new console, and it turns out to be a Gamecube Mini
ThorSokar: seems risky with OLED's burn-in problems
twitch_xeo: the devkit for the switch was basically just a more bulky switch iirc?
LordZarano: Development consoles can be very strange
BluTGI: @twitch_xeo There was also a wii version of a early build that was sort of half wii half switch thing.
KeytarCat: Project box
ThorSokar: well, and a dev kit has all kinds of extra hookups for monitoring state of various parts so when you screw up and hard-lock the thing you can figure out what went wrong
KakuEpsilon: "What is Nintendo going to do next?" "Well there is a Pokemon Direct on 8.8... Maybe it'll be a Rotom-based Switch"
ThorSokar: CLEARLY it needs to be the Super Switch
GapFiller: its irritating how well I can visualise that story
Boopity: They delayed the switch 2!? Charlatans!
KakuEpsilon: @ThorSokar The Switch Cube.
ThorSokar: Does it have a handle KakuEpsilon ?
BluTGI: I just wish they would release more games for the consoles we have.
accountmadeforants: Super Switch U 64 Micro Advanced SP
LurkerSpine: Well, it's going to come out during the PS5 pro
KakuEpsilon: @ThorSokar It has four!
ThorSokar: oo00
EvilBadman: Nintendo: Cool PS5, anyways Tears of the Kingdom sold 18.5 Million already sooooo
Magnifisquatch: henlo! we talking about how if Nintendo sold a real $500-600 console that was TV only they'd sell out for an entire ass year... I just wanna play ToTK at more than 15fps without emulating T.T
accountmadeforants: PS5 was 2020 I think yeah
EvilBadman: 3 years
accountmadeforants:
But it only released about a month ago 
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 6 ps six's coming eventually
KakuEpsilon: PS5 doesn't count it's first couple of years because no one could buy one
ThorSokar: I look forward to the 6 PS6's video
Boopity: We have solved all news!
Invitare: new Pokemon Legends game maybe
KakuEpsilon: Paul, no. Also don't forget about EVO
KeytarCat:
All the news fit to talk about, but not to print
Texan_Reverend: Friendship ended with news. Outro is my best friend now.
EvilBadman: swerve: there's two versions of the next Switch
KakuEpsilon: @Invitare Arceus Legends did so poorly in sales they won't even give it DLC Pokemon, I doubt they'll ever do another one
Wicker_Guide: COming to Switch Beta
accountmadeforants: I hope Nintendo will keep fucking up my search results and call their next console the Nintendo Router.
Texan_Reverend: !schedule
red_shoes_jeff: I look forward to the Nintendo SwIItch.
GapFiller: KakuEpsilon it feels out of all the Crew the three present assembled have the least investment in beatemups and are therefore the most likely to completely miss Evo
LordZarano: @accountmadeforants New Nintendo RJ45
KakuEpsilon: @GapFiller EVO announces things about new games, DLC for games, and generally there's been a bunch of utterly silly things happening at EVO.
GapFiller: KakuEpsilon yes all fighting game related
Boopity: New rhythm game on da cafe! Woo!
Boopity: It can't be worse than mozart
GapFiller:
Boopity: PAUL
KeytarCat: Rhythm section game
mtvcdm: Good one
Wicker_Guide: Mahler's Music Magisterium
accountmadeforants: @LordZarano And its companion, the Nintendo Network
Texan_Reverend: -slow clap- Well, played, Paul.
EvilBadman: It Az on Horse Club
niccus: that last different yugioh game was made before they figured out what the card game would be
KakuEpsilon: @GapFiller Just because they don't play the games doesn't mean that it won't show up on Checkpoint. They have done countless stories about games that Paul doesn't care about and says that he has no interest in ever playing.
barbmitzvah: That would be a surprise, Beej
KeytarCat: Forbidden Memories was a wild ride. I think...It's slipping away, like a dream
KeytarCat: eyy
GapFiller: heh tethered
accountmadeforants: Important archival duties
PMAvers: I believe Wheeler’s said that they’d be in the Moonbase hopefully in September?
mtvcdm: !patreon
mtvcdm: Patreon changed their billing to Ireland, your bank may be angry
Wicker_Guide: thanks for the heads up
mtvcdm: !youtube
Texan_Reverend: !prime
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mtvcdm: !store
mtvcdm: !prime
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PMAvers: Send Beej a 20 in the mail every month
GapFiller: Donate Buttons!
mtvcdm: I have no idea if we have a paypal command
GapFiller:
thats what all the hip sites have these days innit
TheAinMAP:
LordZarano: !lrrmove
Texan_Reverend: !paypal
Snowcookies: ty for the stream
Texan_Reverend: The answer is no, as expected.
r10pez10: moving again so soon?
Molladia: If I was a Patreon supporter previously and then I joined again, how do I make sure Beej wont send me a thankyou postcard and crew stickers again?
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
Texan_Reverend: !discord
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Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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DeM0nFiRe:
o/
LordZarano: Hehehe, I'm finding all the out of date commands today
Juliamon: There are SO MANY, you don't even know
GapFiller: !help
Juliamon: (many of which you won't be able to see because they're mod-only)
Molladia: !dicebag
Juliamon: We should *probably* remove !hair but it's not technically UNtrue
Molladia: good to see that one doesn't exist
Juliamon:
Just because something doesn't work doesn't mean it doesn't exist
Juliamon: !beejadvice
LRRbot:
Don't trust Beej.
Molladia: but I do trust Beej
LordZarano: !goodadvice
LordZarano: Only the mods can have good advice...
Molladia: @Juliamon do you know the answer to that question I asked about Patreon?
TemporallyAwry: I'm glad that BeejAdvice is a thing.
Juliamon: Molladia I do not have an answer, unfortunately
Juliamon: Oh, it's been a thing for awhile now
TemporallyAwry: !advice
LRRbot: Be gay, steal forks.
TemporallyAwry:
Juliamon: I'm not sure how goodadvice got switched to mod-only, I'll fix that in a bit
Molladia: Why did that remind me of the pile of cutlery found in peoples drawers when we emptied the office at the beginning of Covid
r10pez10: !advice
LRRbot: Attack dead creatures to absorb their meat.
Juliamon: ahaha we still have !sbb in here 🙃
r10pez10: !sbb
r10pez10: oh
Juliamon: shame about that
Molladia: @r10pez10 why are you awake so early?
r10pez10: 7am?
Molladia: it's saturday. Sleep in
r10pez10: !badadvice
LRRbot: Sleep with the gun!
TemporallyAwry:
Well, that's still sleep 
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