Friday Night Paper Fight || Commander Masters Sealed

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 thanzo: speed build!
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  LRRbot: Avacyn, Angel of Hope [5WWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [8/8] | Flying, vigilance, indestructible / Other permanents you control have indestructible.
 thanzo: 
 Diabore: thats a good un
 Mai_Andra: </thumbsup>
 freshbubba: Friends forever
 PsiMaster54: well congrats on winning ben
 blip2004: ooo, from one of my favorite sets
 Diabore: wait, is grisdad in this too?
 blip2004: yeah, he was played last week
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 tod_vom_himmel: im not a magicologist but "gives all your creatures indestructible" sounds... strong
 saucemaster5000: but... rocco's a ROCK ben!
 Alas_Babylon: Rocco is a design that seemed really weak, but turned out *incredibly* cool, they're sweet
 Diabore: ben i need you to open and then play avacyn grisselbrand
 Sage0fMadness: @tod_vom_himmel not just creatures either
 TimeToFry: !card Rocco
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Rocco, Street Chef; Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer; Sirocco
  LRRbot: Savage Beating [3RR] | Instant | Cast this spell only during your turn and only during combat. / Choose one — / • Creatures you control gain double strike until end of turn. / • Untap all creatures you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. / Entwine {1}{R}
 Alas_Babylon: !card Rocco, Street Chef
  LRRbot: Rocco, Street Chef [RGW] | Legendary Creature — Elf Druid [2/4] | At the beginning of your end step, each player exiles the top card of their library. Until your next end step, each player may play the card they exiled this way. / Whenever a player plays a land from exile or casts a spell from exile, you put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token.
 freshmaker__: I've been brewing rocco street chef ever since lotr was spoiled. I got a test game in a few days ago and it was so good.
 Alas_Babylon: (That one)
 neisan2112: GONTI!!
 Sage0fMadness: Savage Beating, an aptly named card
 MegaDosX: Seven mana for double strike and an extra combat seems like it ends games
 Fruan: A Rocco deck with only cards printed after 2003 - Rocco's Modern Life.
chumpXL: Maybe you meant Volkswagen Scirocco
 Diabore: ooh pretty path
  LRRbot: Path to Exile [W] | Instant | Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
 Sage0fMadness: @MegaDosX yuppppp
 Diabore: 1200 something
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are they sorting the pod as a unit? I had to put in my wash
 thanzo: holy
 IbunWest: That’s too many
Wonderdoc: Thats absurb
 freshmaker__: North of 1200 is a great new highlander podcast
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig We are looking at one person's pool
Wonderdoc: Absurd even
 MegaDosX: Karador again 
 Obos_TAB: Nelly I watched a modern luke tear apart someone on stage.
  LRRbot: Coveted Peacock [3UU] | Creature — Bird [3/4] | Flying / Whenever Coveted Peacock attacks, you may goad target creature defending player controls.
 Alas_Babylon: @Obos_TAB How do tournaments feel about modern vs. classic controls?
 TemporallyAwry: !phrasing
  LRRbot: Ever forward, never phrasing.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Has it already been designated whose it is or will they fight
 Molladia: Can't wait to see G open one of these packs in 3 years time on Crack and pack and it be worth $200
 RockPusher: I showed you my peacock, plz respond…
 Diabore: @Molladia or 5 dollars, no inbetween
  LRRbot: Fierce Guardianship [2U] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell.
 Obos_TAB: @Alas_Babylon Jury is still out but overall sentiment seems chill
 Alas_Babylon: @Obos_TAB Cool beans
  LRRbot: Jeweled Lotus [0] | Artifact | {T}, Sacrifice Jeweled Lotus: Add three mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast your commander.
  LRRbot: Avatar of Slaughter [6RR] | Creature — Avatar [8/8] | All creatures have double strike and attack each combat if able.
 tod_vom_himmel: @Alas_Babylon why is juri deciding this
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig I hope that view change clarified things 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is gross
  LRRbot: Gorex, the Tombshell [6BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Turtle [4/4] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of creature cards from your graveyard. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. / Deathtouch / Whenever Gorex, the Tombshell attacks or dies, choose a card at random exiled with Gorex and put that card into its owner's hand.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Yes! thank you so much
 HiCallMeRusty: idk lotus seems kinda mid in this format 
 Obos_TAB: omg
 TimeToFry: 
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 Molladia: Oh Ben has the Magicon Barcelona shirt on
 thanzo: form of colossal dreadmaw
 Mr_Bitterness: Ooops all Dreadmaws!
  LRRbot: Xantcha, Sleeper Agent [1BR] | Legendary Creature — Phyrexian Minion [5/5] | Xantcha, Sleeper Agent enters the battlefield under the control of an opponent of your choice. / Xantcha attacks each combat if able and can't attack its owner or planeswalkers its owner controls. / {3}: Xantcha's controller loses 2 life and you draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also love how Ben is engaging and Adam is just focusing completely and now James is also slowly descending into focus
ashteranic: hehe crapshot callback
Days_one: would that turn lands into dreadmaws or just "Spells"
  LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
  LRRbot: Faerie Artisans [3U] | Creature — Faerie Artificer [2/2] | Flying / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, create a token that's a copy of that creature except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. Then exile all other tokens created with Faerie Artisans.
 Diabore: urza and avacyn maybes"
 Diabore: ?
 Sage0fMadness: Simic is transformed cards matter 
 TemporallyAwry: I hear 5-color good-stuff is strong if you open up a 5-color commander 
BrindleBoar: Xantcha, Naptime Advocate 
 tod_vom_himmel: @Thefluffiestguineapig i font think adam enjoys magic as much as them tbh, so hes probably just  not as hyped for this
Ukon_Cairns: GR domain, UG kicker ramp ...
 Diabore: urza can ramp to avacyn
 thanzo: urvacyn?
 freshmaker__: oh hell yeah faerie artisans. love that reprint. that card was far too expensive because it was only printed once
 MyrddintheWizard: uptime
murphyj1008: BW = artifacts and GR = power ramp I think
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Avacyn is always a valid choice but how valid it is if you want to keep your friends
 MyrddintheWizard: !uptime
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 Radyin: Urza having Partner seems gross.
KeytarCat: indestructible artifacts
 DarknessKingCoH: I mean I opened a Colossal Dreadmaw & Stormcrow at Magiccon Minneapolis.
 Alas_Babylon: @tod_vom_himmel He's big on limited and he does tend to focus a lot, so don't read too much into that
 cmdrzellgaudis: She’s not buddies with Liesa lol
 theamc2000: Emerkul
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Good cool then Nahiri decided revenge!
 Mr_Bitterness: Yet another thing Nahiri ruined
murphyj1008: Sorry UW = artifacts
 theamc2000: The rudeness
 cmdrud87: She didn't even kill Griselbrand, or Liesa
 MegaDosX: Ben.
 TimeToFry: Can't sperate those two at all
 korvys: gal pals
Ukon_Cairns: those 2 are inseparable
 cmdrzellgaudis: BEN
  Juliamon: Their closeness is legendary
 freshmaker__: too soon
 A_Dub888: Benjamin
 Austere_Squire: Benjamin, no
  LRRbot: Personal Tutor [U] | Sorcery | Search your library for a sorcery card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.
 Diabore: ben please, theyre sisters
 TimeToFry: Joined at the hip
 thanzo: together forever 
 Wicker_Guide: Sisters
 neisan2112: Such GOOOOOD Friends*
 Ritaspirithntr: BEN!
 DarknessKingCoH: Meld compatible!
  LRRbot: Sai, Master Thopterist [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. / {1}{U}, Sacrifice two artifacts: Draw a card.
 holidayMD: They're joined at the hip
 kumatsu: oh my god they were SEATMATES
Haroldholmes25: ooooh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @cmdrud87 Can demons on Inistrad be killed? I thought that was why they made the hellvalt
therepoman__: Nice Fullmetal Alchemist meme
 theamc2000: The melded
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 rkk667:  love playing this so far won my 1st ever cmdr game with lotleth giant reanimating
 Fruan: Blue stuff, or artifact crimes?
Wonderdoc: Nahiri did nothing wrong in SOI block
 BrowneePoints: It was Gisela 100%
 BrowneePoints: Same hair
  LRRbot: Myr Sire [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr [1/1] | When Myr Sire dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token.
 neisan2112: Oh that secret lair art is def them
 freshmaker__: I think I missed this art
 Austere_Squire: i must find this art
 TimeToFry: Where is this art?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Was she Gisela at that point? When did she become a FMA style mistake?
 BrowneePoints: Yes cuz they're double sided
 Alas_Babylon: I don't think that should be a commander rule, since that kills monocolored decks
 TemporallyAwry: Absolutely not - too many easy combos
 Mr_Bitterness: Avacyn used to lead my Angel deck, but she got replaced with Giada
 Alas_Babylon: Because then why not just play a second color?
 BrowneePoints: Partner breaks edh
Days_one: Its a fine rule 0
 BrowneePoints: In HALF
 djalternative: the big vid and panel are tomorrow
 MegaDosX: In actual Commander it'd be pretty cracked
Ukon_Cairns: we did not get nearly enough time with Sorin as a Vampillar. would think becoming a wall should have been a consequence that lasted like, any amount of time.
 Fruan: What if Urza got an extra colour for free? No thanks.
 Alas_Babylon: Yeah, Urza being able to pair with anyone would be incredibly nuts
 Wicker_Guide: Maybe if you wanted to make something like "Commander Standard" but not for full Commander
 freshmaker__: It could be a fun thing to try with your trusted playgroup that you know the power level of.
 Alas_Babylon: Urvacyn
 cmdrzellgaudis: I will let anyone Partner the Merry and Pippin cards
 Diabore: uzra ramps into avacyn, be the villian ben
 TemporallyAwry: Urza and Sai - BFFs?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints It does to EDH what comic book Bane did to Batman
 Austere_Squire: just put Urza and Yawgmoth together; what could go wrong?
 cmdrzellgaudis: Or Legolas and Gimli
  LRRbot: Raff Capashen, Ship's Mage [2WU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/3] | Flash / Flying / You may cast historic spells as though they had flash.
 Austere_Squire: or Yawgmoth and Krrik?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Austere_Squire Put them together and add the Eldrazi melding horror thing, what could go wrong?
 Alas_Babylon: Adam's pool, banger status
 MegaDosX: Yawgmoth and K'rrik would be an issue, yeah
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 freshmaker__: That is in fact a Lot-More Giant than most people can play in commander.
 ShaneLeeAtk: Tradesys?
 Kaaannaaa: krik tefferri shivers
 TemporallyAwry: Ya want TWO Eldrazi Titans as your commander? 
 MegaDosX: Ulamog and Ulamog!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TemporallyAwry I think want is a strong word here
Xavion333: Just open like, an insurrection. There's some ultrabombs in this set for sure.
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 Alas_Babylon: Oh right, yeah, you can also partner using colorless commanders
Wonderdoc: Killed two players in my pod today with Lotleth Giant, Go Adam!!
 MegaDosX: Ulamog and Ulamog, also known as Twolamog
 cmdrzellgaudis: Unless you pull the Ur Dragon and go 5 color greed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Urzamog and Ulamoth
 Diabore: @MegaDosX ulamog learned to love himself, and hate everyone else more
 MegaDosX: Urza and Emrakul
 ShaneLeeAtk: Deuxlamog
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't remember the names of the other two Eldrazi
  LRRbot: Hamza, Guardian of Arashin [4GW] | Legendary Creature — Elephant Warrior [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Urzamog and Emramoth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There we go, got there!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is the true nightmare scenario right there
 Alas_Babylon: Hamza is Tarkir?
 freshmaker__: Anybody up Guarding their Arashin?
 MegaDosX: Hamza is indeed from Tarkir
 Sage0fMadness: yes
 Kaaannaaa: urza and oswald
  LRRbot: Nesting Dragon [3RR] | Creature — Dragon [5/4] | Flying / Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, create a 0/2 red Dragon Egg creature token with defender and "When this creature dies, create a 2/2 red Dragon creature token with flying and '{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.'"
 Alas_Babylon: neat
 thanzo: I love hamza and I hope that whenever we get back to tarkir he'll appear
 MegaDosX: I'm not sure if Hamza would be on Tarkir if we returned, since his lore is only from the original timeline before Sarkhan did his thing
 Alas_Babylon: I'd prep for Ben being Urza, Lord High Artificer + somebody
 thanzo: noooo
  LRRbot: Angelic Field Marshal [2WW] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / Lieutenant — As long as you control your commander, Angelic Field Marshal gets +2/+2 and creatures you control have vigilance.
  LRRbot: Loyal Unicorn [3W] | Creature — Unicorn [3/4] | Vigilance / Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn. Other creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.
 freshmaker__: The Loyal cycle is cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @thanzo I think a lot of the powerful Khans characters do not transfer over to the post dragons return
 Sage0fMadness: @MegaDosX pretty sure Narset is going to restore and/or merge the timelines
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Which Avacyn does Ben have?
 Alas_Babylon: The red one's sick with Goro Goro & Satoru, free 5/5 Dragon on turn 3
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig was hamza pre dragons?
 MegaDosX: @Sage0fMadness If that happens then sure, Hamza could show up, but we'll have to see I guess
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sage0fMadness That would be awesome, I low key love Narset and would love to be like her
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig the 8 mana one
  LRRbot: Avacyn, Angel of Hope [5WWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [8/8] | Flying, vigilance, indestructible / Other permanents you control have indestructible.
 Diabore: avacyn angel of dope
 djalternative: angel of pope
 MegaDosX: So, Sidisi vs Hamza vs Urza/Avacyn vs ?
 Diabore: angel of mope
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore I've been jamming videos from the Lorebrarians on YT to try to not constantly be mildly panicked with deep dives into a lot of lore and I did Khans a couple days ago
 Diabore: fair nough
 freshmaker__: I think in limited it's worth running the fixing
Ukon_Cairns: idk, see a hidestugu that wants to be friends with urza
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore No, that's what Sorin Markov is after what he did to her. He does in canon go on a big mope
  LRRbot: Melek, Izzet Paragon [4UR] | Legendary Creature — Weird Wizard [2/4] | Play with the top card of your library revealed. / You may cast instant and sorcery spells from the top of your library. / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell from your library, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.
Meemitone: oh this is deckbuilding I thought that was all in play for a sec, just joined
  LRRbot: Mizzix of the Izmagnus [2UR] | Legendary Creature — Goblin Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell with mana value greater than the number of experience counters you have, you get an experience counter. / Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each experience counter you have.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh god, the Izzet spells coming out from MtGA!
KeytarCat: @Meemitone yeah, we're still in the brewing pool 
  LRRbot: Resculpt [1U] | Instant | Exile target artifact or creature. Its controller creates a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token.
 MegaDosX: You're meant to use that on your own artifact to make a 4/4
 thanzo: pongify me cap'n
 MegaDosX: I think
 Sage0fMadness: Hamza was in Commander Legends so it could have gone either way, but per the wiki he is from the OG timeline
Wonderdoc: It allowed me to exile an ulamog today, I did not mind the 4/4
 BrowneePoints: Hamza is probably Temur now
 MegaDosX: @Wonderdoc I mean, that too, if you exile something truly terrifying then a 4/4 token is less of a problem
 freshbubba: How many beast withins do we need tho
 BrowneePoints: Sorey "Atarka"
 Sage0fMadness: It's good teaching removal - don't waste it on something that is less scary than a 4/4 token
ashius_aurelius: Are they building commander decks?
 Sage0fMadness: @ashius_aurelius yes
 Wicker_Guide: a match made in spiketown
 Diabore: urza ramp into avacyn stamp]
  LRRbot: Teferi, Temporal Archmage [4UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [5] | [+1]: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library. / [−1]: Untap up to four target permanents. / [−10]: You get an emblem with "You may activate loyalty abilities of planeswalkers you control on any player's turn any time you could cast an instant." / Teferi, Temporal Archmage can be your commander.
 Alas_Babylon: @ashius_aurelius From Commander Masters, so it's Limited, and also with some extra rules
 BrowneePoints: I wonder what Serra would think of Sorin
 Diabore: @BrowneePoints "weak"
ashius_aurelius: Cool
 Alas_Babylon: Urza's cost is kinda hecky
 Sage0fMadness: @BrowneePoints I doubt she would think of him at all hehe
 BrowneePoints: I bet she'd think his heart is in the right place but could lighten up a little
 Alas_Babylon: !card Force of Nature
  LRRbot: Force of Nature [2GGGG] | Creature — Elemental [8/8] | Trample / At the beginning of your upkeep, Force of Nature deals 8 damage to you unless you pay {G}{G}{G}{G}.
FixTheJames: Polar Kraken for life.
 Diabore: that makes sense
 Mr_Bitterness: I never forgot the feeling of Turn 1 Dark Ritual into Hypnotic Specter
 Alas_Babylon: <-- Orochi Hatchery and Mycosynth Golem for me
 Kaaannaaa: my mono green deck plays Force of Nature as the secret commander
 BrowneePoints: Mine was Trained Orgg or Vizzerdrix @loadingreadyrun
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 Alas_Babylon: !card Arcades
  LRRbot: Did you mean: Arcades Sabboth; Arcades, the Strategist
 Alas_Babylon: 1
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 Alas_Babylon: !card Arcades Sabboth
  LRRbot: Arcades Sabboth [2GGWWUU] | Legendary Creature — Elder Dragon [7/7] | Flying / At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice Arcades Sabboth unless you pay {G}{W}{U}. / Each untapped creature you control gets +0/+2 as long as it's not attacking. / {W}: Arcades Sabboth gets +0/+1 until end of turn.
 Alas_Babylon: Also a Bant creature with the surname "SABBOTH" is kinda lit
  LRRbot: Oviya Pashiri, Sage Lifecrafter [G] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/2] | {2}{G}, {T}: Create a 1/1 colorless Servo artifact creature token. / {4}{G}, {T}: Create an X/X colorless Construct artifact creature token, where X is the number of creatures you control.
DreamyPants: That's a cute piece of synergy
Ukon_Cairns: with a name like Vaevictis Asmadi, they are clearly classier than i am
 IbunWest: I love that (one of$l) the biggest villains in Magic’s lore started out as just an old dragon reading a book
Athelgar: Simic artifacts sounds odd in the best way
  LRRbot: Animal Magnetism [4G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent chooses a creature card from among them. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest into your graveyard.
 Sage0fMadness: Yeah Bolas' og art doesn't really track lol
  LRRbot: Karador, Ghost Chieftain [5WBG] | Legendary Creature — Centaur Spirit [3/4] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard. / During each of your turns, you may cast a creature spell from your graveyard.
 whenjeremygames: the pack 3 pivot is happening
 MegaDosX: That card is from Onslaught apparently
 Earthenone: collected company at home
 Alas_Babylon: Commander Masters: Every Pod Must Have Karador
 RockPusher: Simic artifacts are what you find when you clean out the fridge
 Austere_Squire: Karador confirmed just MVP?
 thraximore: Oh god
 IbunWest: Dubious challenge oof
 MegaDosX: !card dubious challenge
  LRRbot: Dubious Challenge [3G] | Sorcery | Look at the top ten cards of your library, exile up to two creature cards from among them, then shuffle. Target opponent may choose one of the exiled cards and put it onto the battlefield under their control. Put the rest onto the battlefield under your control.
 thraximore: Dubious challenge is so bad
 MegaDosX: That is such a strange card
 thraximore: I literally don't understand why it exists
 Alas_Babylon: Dubious Challenge is literally just a combo card and nothing else
 Pywodwagon: in the pioneer 5k I ran a few weeks ago there was someone running dubious challenge with trostani discordant
AkiraBalance27: @Alas_Babylon what does it combo with?
 Sage0fMadness: It is only played unfairly
 thraximore: *may*
 MegaDosX: They can grab one
 MegaDosX: And you get the other
 MegaDosX: Or they say none and you get both
 Alas_Babylon: @AkiraBalance27 Emrakul and... some sort of bounce creature, so that it doesn't matter which they choose
 TheBorzoi: Your opponent could choose neither but not sure why they would
 MegaDosX: @TheBorzoi Politics! *jazz hands*
  LRRbot: Sidisi, Brood Tyrant [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Shaman [3/3] | Whenever Sidisi, Brood Tyrant enters the battlefield or attacks, mill three cards. / Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from your library, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
 BrowneePoints: Chromium Rhuell, Arcades Sabboth, Vaevictis Asmadi, Palladia-Mors, and Ugin-Nicol
 IbunWest: You could play it with that Tristani that gives everyone the cards they own
 Kaaannaaa: three colors but eight mana
Meemitone: mindslaver your opponent, give it flash, get both soul sisters 
justnormalkorean: this set is stacked
 GreatSacrificer: It's a great fit in my version of the Strictly Worse Cube!
 BrowneePoints: Or is it Nicol-Ugin. We'll never know
 thraximore:  @greatsacrificer
dewrules235: 3 mana of one color sure sounds like it pays for most of 5 generic or commander tax to me Nelson 🤷🏻‍♂️
AkiraBalance27: In 10 years, we'll have a meld card that fuses Ugin and Nicol Bolas into what they wouldve been if they werent born twins
 rkk667: How many packs?
Spades_Slicc: @AkiraBalance27 Tarkir's perfect loser
 BrowneePoints: A meld what if Ugin Nicol would be Sick
 MegaDosX: "I cast Demonic Tutor, I grab Opt."
dewrules235: 6 packs
 thraximore: Isn't that an instant?
 freshmaker__: isn't frantic an instant or am i dumb?
 thraximore: !card frantic search
  LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
  LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
 freshmaker__: oh yeah card bot. good idea
 BrowneePoints: Imagine a Melded Ugin-Nicol is a Grixis card with Devoid
Ukon_Cairns: imagine having a personal tutor, and all they could teach you was "uhh, idk, figurer something out?!"
 MegaDosX: Everyone said no to red in this pod
 thraximore: 
 freshmaker__: As an Etali enjoyer I'm here to fight every red hater.
 BrowneePoints: 36
 freshbubba: 36
 TemporallyAwry: 24
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I must say Nelson's counting speed is really impressive
 BrowneePoints: Nelson worked at a card shop
 freshmaker__: The LGS employee power
 mishrasbauble: why is ben wearing two shirts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Should be efficient* (ideally)
 BrowneePoints: All my friends that work at lgs count that quick too
 Dragonality: As someone who also worked at a card shop, yeah... that happens lol
Spades_Slicc: @mishrasbauble Why aren't you?
 BrowneePoints: That's the Sex Number!
 Dragonality: Ah, the number of the ghost chief
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Spades_Slicc It's laundry day
 mishrasbauble: @Spades_Slicc its 1000000 degrees outside
 TemporallyAwry: @mishrasbauble crew collars can be any color 
 mishrasbauble: OH
 mishrasbauble: sorry im not smart
Spades_Slicc: @Thefluffiestguineapig @mishrasbauble skill issue
 TemporallyAwry: Quick, blame it on stream compression 
 Alas_Babylon: I can kinda see what they're eeing though
 Earthenone: it does look like two shirts from a distance
 mishrasbauble: lmfao i got flamed in public
 trebuchetboy: clip it chat
 Alas_Babylon: @mishrasbauble We  you friend
ThorSokar: I was gonna go with "isn't it hot out?" 'cause it's insufferable here
 mishrasbauble: thats a cool shirt tho!
 freshmaker__: gee ben how come your mum lets you have two shirts?
dustybrush: Classic 90's look.
 CaptainSpam: Different question, then: Why ISN'T Ben wearing two shirts?
 thanzo: oh fun
 MegaDosX: That's very cool
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who is perpetually at risk of the fashion police ticketing me, can say it's not so bad. I get to wear real nerdy stuff
 AnbuADRV: Did you say Barcelona with a lisp while you were there?
 Diabore: its real hard to read from here
Ukon_Cairns: i do like how everything is on fire to show that it took place in the summer
 Dragonality: That shirt is sick. Like, not even 'for a con shirt', just sick.
  Juliamon: To be fair, ringer tees aren't super popular at the moment
 Masslost: i mean Ben could be wearing a priest's collar with the shirt
 mishrasbauble: yeah why AREN'T you wearing two shirts, ben
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 betweenmyself: Why isn’t Ben wearing three shirts? 
 mishrasbauble: better question
 Earthenone: speaking of real good shirts, fangamer is reprinting the first 6 desertbus shirts pre order now 
 BrowneePoints: Ben is obviously wearing an extra layer for Mosh protection
  Juliamon: Totally lost, and totally OK with it
 AttackCowboy: ringer tees, apparently these ones need ironing though?
 AnbuADRV: Messi moved ot the US, so they would be soccer tees now
KeytarCat: @Juliamon My favorite state
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Earthenone My friend and I went in so we could have all six to rotate between us
 freshmaker__: Look.. If I was totally lost on a beach with Chandra, I'd probably be fine too.
 Fruan: I like to imagine Pblthp realizes you're only lost if you have somewhere to be, and so just chills.
 tod_vom_himmel: whys ben only wearing one shirt
  Juliamon: !reprint
  LRRbot: Fangamer is reprinting their first six Desert Bus tees! Preorders close 15 August, so don't miss this rare opportunity to own some of the coolest, most comfy tees ever to advertise a bus! https://www.fangamer.com/collections/desert-bus
 trebuchetboy: I have moved dont tell anyone
 trebuchetboy: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Teacher teacher trebuchet moved!
 betweenmyself: The camera angle is hiding the fact the Ben has *five* pairs of shoes in right now. 
 Alas_Babylon: And seven pairs of pants
 TheBorzoi: @trebuchetboy You can move, you just can't go anywhere
 Alas_Babylon: Not all of them on his legs
 Earthenone: i went with 7-8-9-10. 7 was my first bus and i missed the shirt, 8 i ordered too small because i dident know how the sizes ran, 9 and 10 just wore out over time
Spades_Slicc: @betweenmyself Of course, you think he's gonna risk giving us free feet pics
 trebuchetboy: @TheBorzoi I went to grab food and came back
 trebuchetboy: I broke the 1 rule
 TheBorzoi: @trebuchetboy Oh in that case, yes. You must be punished.
 trebuchetboy: 
 tod_vom_himmel: the punishment is, you gotta buy sf6 and fight my avatar in the battle hub
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 trebuchetboy: @tod_vom_himmel oh fuck
 Alas_Babylon: The day Twitch figures out how to not have sound warble when it buffers audio will be a glorious day
KeytarCat: I just got a Club Med ad.  I didn't know they still existed
 trebuchetboy: Ya know after watching more LRR recently it shocks me how they aren't way bigger. Like I feel they deserve such a larger audience for the quality they put out 
 mishrasbauble: i've thought that for years
 definenull: Hello magic enjoyers, how was the sealed pool? Any spice?
 trebuchetboy: @definenull Old Avacyn was pretty dope
 mishrasbauble: at least it feels like lrr has a higher ratio of viewers that are willing to give them money than  a lot of other creators
 definenull: 
 BrowneePoints: LRR has a smallish consistent dedicated support base but a very widespread familiarity
 trebuchetboy: 
 tod_vom_himmel: at the same time if htere were like 5k viewers in here, imagine what a dumpster fire the chat would be
  Juliamon: *ahem*
 trebuchetboy: @Juliamon 
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 Mazrae: Off topic but did anyone else who is playing BG3 that the game has poutine in it
  Juliamon: we're not here just to link things y'know
 BrowneePoints: They're literally among the oldest content creator orgs on the net!
 tod_vom_himmel: i know but like 10 times the viewrs might be a bit much to handle
 Earthenone: thats what pprs are 
 Fruan: PPRs pull 5k viewers, and chat is normally fine.
  Juliamon: We handle PPRs just fine
 mishrasbauble: i just hope that one day lrr gets raided by jerma or something
 Fruan: (except that once)
 trebuchetboy: @Juliamon We respect the hustle 
 Alas_Babylon: Thankfully PPRs usually just get people asking rules questions
 RockPusher: It's a testament to the mod team that we *can* have perfectly wonderful 5k viewer stream chats   
 Alas_Babylon: We've had a couple rough spots, but generally speaking yeah, good community and also the mods kick major buttocks
  Juliamon: (And to be fair, we were compensated for the Witherbloom Incident)
 BrowneePoints: Unless deck reveals ate involved *shudders in repressed nightmares*
 tod_vom_himmel: uhhh
 trebuchetboy: @Juliamon Witherbloom incident?
 BrowneePoints: LOL SAME BRAINCELL JULIA
Spades_Slicc: Witherbloom incident?
 tod_vom_himmel: "witherbloom incident?"
 trebuchetboy: lol
  Juliamon: If you weren't there, don't worry about it
 mishrasbauble: do y'all not remember this?
 Alas_Babylon: The Witherbloom precon came with some bumpy PR nonsense
 Alas_Babylon: That's all I'll say
micalovits: Oh right, that
 mishrasbauble: it was awful but i wont get into it
Spades_Slicc: @Juliamon Cool 👍👍
  Juliamon: It was just some entitled Redditors taking misinformation as fact and being mad at LRR about it
 BrowneePoints: The test of us in chat made it a good day regardless!
 BrowneePoints: Rest*
 HiCallMeRusty: Honestly one of my fav PPRs
 BrowneePoints: I exist to be a clown in chat to spread smiles!
 tod_vom_himmel: what
 definenull: I think 'entitled' is implied
 tod_vom_himmel: redditors are never wrong about anything
YTfriendofsquirrel: based
InsaneVioletMage: I missed you ;-;
 BrowneePoints: WERE BACK WITH JOHN GOODMAN!?
 trebuchetboy:  WOOOO 
 RockPusher: James retires dice-roll champ
 TemporallyAwry: https://clips.twitch.tv/UninterestedArtsyDootRaccAttack-IpXL4-JvY2eB2QCn
YTfriendofsquirrel: all 4 of them are based af
  LRRbot: Hamza, Guardian of Arashin [4GW] | Legendary Creature — Elephant Warrior [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
 mishrasbauble: oh god im gonna end up in highlights arent I
 NotCainNorAbel: the champ returns
 HiCallMeRusty: Time for Elder Dragon Command Zone Social Club Hijinks: At Home
 BrowneePoints: There were Mammoth Loxodon
 freshmaker__: oh man.. commanderin.. that's a throwback.
 BrowneePoints: There were 100% mammoth loxodon
 asthanius: Temur had Wooly Loxodon
 cmdrzellgaudis: There are loxodon in Khans
 thanzo: temur loxodons?
 Alas_Babylon: the Temur rare was an elephant
  LRRbot: Sidisi, Brood Tyrant [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Shaman [3/3] | Whenever Sidisi, Brood Tyrant enters the battlefield or attacks, mill three cards. / Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from your library, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
 cmdrzellgaudis: Temur had some
 itsr67: the abzan used mammoths and the loxodons were temur prior to the big timeline shift
SwankyFlea: this is a humans-looking-at-apes thing. Nobody feels weird looking at apes.
 Wicker_Guide: I'd imagine Elephants are to Loxodon as Gorrillas/Orangutans are to  us
MajorFrostbyte: BEN!
 MegaDosX: So, Ben. Just so you kn9w.
 HiCallMeRusty: hubris called
  LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
 cmdrzellgaudis: I mean no one’s complaining that the Ainok are dogs and there are also Dog creatures on Tarkir
 freshmaker__: You missed your trigger. You have no commanders now.
 MegaDosX: 
 kodalith: Just got here. How is Ben running 2 commanders?
 neisan2112: 
 definenull: Uh oh
AkiraBalance27: @kodalith draft format rules
 thanzo: ah commanderless commander
 Earthenone: ben is playing big money tribal based on his commander selections
 trebuchetboy: @kodalith Special rule for commanders masters
 cmdrzellgaudis: @kodalith special rule in commander masters
  LRRbot: Avacyn, Angel of Hope [5WWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [8/8] | Flying, vigilance, indestructible / Other permanents you control have indestructible.
AkiraBalance27: mono colored can be partners
 BrowneePoints: But yea, there were Loxodon in Temur before the shift, might still be but who knows cuz we havent gone back in almost 10 years
 MegaDosX: @kodalith Mono colour commanders have Partner in this format
  Juliamon: !cmr
  Juliamon: shoot what's the command
 HadesLeprechaun: avacyn is why you play Resculpt
  LRRbot: Karador, Ghost Chieftain [5WBG] | Legendary Creature — Centaur Spirit [3/4] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard. / During each of your turns, you may cast a creature spell from your graveyard.
kokotiu: 
 MegaDosX: !cmm
  LRRbot: For explanations on how drafting and partners work in this format, along with other questions you may have, please go here: https://magic.gg/news/commander-masters-draft-primer
 itsr67: this set has increased karador play by 1000%
 r10pez10: did we set up a c-
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Karador coming back
 kodalith: @megadosx what?!! Jebus!
  LRRbot: Thriving Grove | Land | Thriving Grove enters the battlefield tapped. / As Thriving Grove enters the battlefield, choose a color other than green. / {T}: Add {G} or one mana of the chosen color.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, just got back from basement laundry transfer to dryer, what did I miss?
 BrowneePoints: Karador is from the og set and still good
  Juliamon: You missed break and the start of the game
 MegaDosX: It's only in limited, where it makes sense. In Commander proper it'd be busted.
 freshmaker__: Jeleva was one of my firsts.
  LRRbot: Mire Triton [1B] | Creature — Zombie Merfolk [2/1] | Deathtouch / When Mire Triton enters the battlefield, mill two cards and you gain 2 life.
 spinebustertee: Importantly: there are no Elephants in New Timeline Tarkir. I guess the dragons ate them all.
  LRRbot: Witch's Cauldron [B] | Artifact | {1}{B}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: You gain 1 life and draw a card.
 ArcOfTheConclave: urza to ramp out avacyn seems deece
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ben did a goof and got goofed in turn
  LRRbot: Renowned Weaponsmith [1U] | Creature — Human Artificer [1/3] | {T}: Add {C}{C}. Spend this mana only to cast artifact spells or activate abilities of artifacts. / {U}, {T}: Search your library for a card named Heart-Piercer Bow or Vial of Dragonfire, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Thought Vessel [2] | Artifact | You have no maximum hand size. / {T}: Add {C}.
  LRRbot: Pearl Medallion [2] | Artifact | White spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
 BrowneePoints: Medallion dropped to 7 bucks btw!
coiax: oh sweet, the bot is printing out the cards that are scanned
 BrowneePoints: Err 7 or 9
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  LRRbot: Yahenni, Undying Partisan [2B] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Vampire [2/2] | Haste / Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on Yahenni, Undying Partisan. / Sacrifice another creature: Yahenni gains indestructible until end of turn.
 freshmaker__: damn
KeytarCat: @coiax Yeah!  Paul does good work
 neisan2112: Your henny? My henny
coiax: henny it's still me henny
  LRRbot: Opal Palace | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. If you spend this mana to cast your commander, it enters the battlefield with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of times it's been cast from the command zone this game.
dabudder: Hi chat I just got here, did this sealed involve trading?
 BrowneePoints: But yea the Medallions PLUMMETED in price
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat As is tradition
  LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Myr Sire [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr [1/1] | When Myr Sire dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token.
 freshmaker__: oh new opal palace art
 r10pez10: the phyrexian type change
 trebuchetboy: @dabudder no
 glyndev: @BrowneePoints Thank goodness
  LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
 Alas_Babylon: There was a big wave of errataing creatures into Phyrexians and it got caught in that wave
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Yup, the work he does on tech starts as solid when he's doing it on the fly and goes all the way up to mind blowing with prep
   LoadingReadyRun:  is that Hart burned? well...Burnished
 neisan2112: Yeah its cool that we're finally getting reprints with that Phyrexian change
  LRRbot: Carrier Thrall [1B] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | When Carrier Thrall dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 Sage0fMadness: @LoadingReadyRun 
 r10pez10: ew phyrexian germs
 BrowneePoints: Boooo Paul. Pun fowl!
  LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
 trebuchetboy: @LoadingReadyRun Incredible pun paul 
 BrowneePoints: Foul*
  LRRbot: Loyal Unicorn [3W] | Creature — Unicorn [3/4] | Vigilance / Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn. Other creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.
 Fruan: Now, when casting a spell you put it onto the stack before paying costs, so Command Tower could still cast your commander, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints That was AFK this week, we have had no sight of the Local Homosexual today
  LRRbot: Sidisi, Brood Tyrant [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Shaman [3/3] | Whenever Sidisi, Brood Tyrant enters the battlefield or attacks, mill three cards. / Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from your library, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
  LRRbot: Lotleth Giant [6B] | Creature — Zombie Giant [6/5] | Undergrowth — When Lotleth Giant enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent for each creature card in your graveyard.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: She's there? She's everywhere?
  LRRbot: Broken Wings [2G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying.
 Earthenone: why are they pronouncing lietenent the american way tonight?
 MegaDosX: She has titan text
  LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
 freshbubba: Is there a green legendary in this set that supports the self mill archetype?
 BrowneePoints: Nope. @fruan face down means colorless or none, command tower specifies color and cannot add generic colorless mana
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And now the complicated rules interactions begin!
dabudder: I think its cool that ben is playing two of the biggest villians in magic as his commanders
 BrowneePoints: Uh, no he hadn't built Karn yet
  LRRbot: Rogue's Passage | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / {4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
 BrowneePoints: He built Karn after BRO and Ice Age(during Ice Age?)
 r10pez10: does rouge's passage tap for red
  LRRbot: Omnath, Locus of Mana [2G] | Legendary Creature — Elemental [1/1] | You don't lose unspent green mana as steps and phases end. / Omnath, Locus of Mana gets +1/+1 for each unspent green mana you have.
 MegaDosX: It's the jellybean!
 BrowneePoints: The Jelly Bean!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alt art in this set is on point
 loufghyslaufey: Bean of e v i l . . . .
 definenull: What. Good bean
 MegaDosX: Imagine trying to get Omnath to pose for you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @loufghyslaufey So like those jelly beans from that one LRL episode?
 Mr_Bitterness: And make the background just a paintbucket fill
 Bugberry: "it's a jigglypuff from above" vibes
  LRRbot: Acidic Slime [3GG] | Creature — Ooze [2/2] | Deathtouch / When Acidic Slime enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.
 r10pez10: they've done plushies before
 freshmaker__: I need the Omnath beanbag chair
 r10pez10: omnath plushie would probably sell out
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX I think at that point you have a serious think about how much you need this commission
KeytarCat: omnomnath
ralfmarker: Why does it look like ben have two commanders avacyn and urza
 Sage0fMadness: @ralfmarker he does
 BrowneePoints: Mono or colorless legends have partner in limited cmm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 That plus things like a Brushwagg plushy? Instantly out of stock
  LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
AkiraBalance27: dang, acidic slime killing two artifacts
 MegaDosX: Whose-henni?
 freshmaker__: yeah yahenni
 definenull: Yahenni is gonna become a problem
 MegaDosX: I hear Urza's kinda good
 BrowneePoints: Yahenni quickly turns into a Big Hiney Non Biney
  LRRbot: Beanstalk Giant // Fertile Footsteps | Beanstalk Giant [6G] | Creature — Giant [*/*] | Beanstalk Giant's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. // Fertile Footsteps [2G] | Sorcery — Adventure | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
ralfmarker: Aaa i see thx for the info
 freshmaker__: so many beans this game
 Sage0fMadness: A far wandering journey of discovery
 definenull: No steppy
 MegaDosX: Temur Adventures flashbacks
coiax: Beanstalk Giant's land doesn't come into play tapped
 thanzo: very gritty
 BrowneePoints: Takes a lot to make bread
 MegaDosX: Also yeah that Island is untapped Adam
 BrowneePoints: Bonemeal
 freshmaker__: rich in nutrients though probably
  LRRbot: Carrier Thrall [1B] | Creature — Vampire [2/1] | When Carrier Thrall dies, create a 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature token. It has "Sacrifice this creature: Add {C}."
 Earthenone: that giant is on the sigma grindset
TabbyLavalamp: But ground bones are a good source of calcium.
  LRRbot: Gonti, Lord of Luxury [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / When Gonti, Lord of Luxury enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
  LRRbot: Deadly Recluse [1G] | Creature — Spider [1/2] | Reach / Deathtouch
 WiJohn: "Bones raise just fine" - a necromancer, probably
 thanzo: can't be much worse than hard tack
 PIayswithFlRE: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:03:24.
 Alas_Babylon: WOTC, please put Sidisi on Arena, Nashi needs to tell the story of cool snake lady
  LRRbot: Avacyn, Angel of Hope [5WWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [8/8] | Flying, vigilance, indestructible / Other permanents you control have indestructible.
 Alas_Babylon: My Brawl deck hungers
 BrowneePoints: Oh yea we get the yearly announcement stream tomorrow!
 MegaDosX: Anyone got any of that exile removal? 
 Earthenone: ok ben wins, eveyone clap
 definenull: Clap
 Sage0fMadness: welp, game 2
 MegaDosX: All of Ben's stuff is indestructible right now
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 WiJohn: He's just got an 8/8 indestructible angle, it's fine
 BrowneePoints: Theres a reason she costs a bajillion dollars
 freshmaker__: You need a lot of edicts to punch through ben's board
dabudder: I thought companion cage wasnt in this format 
 Austere_Squire: Don't mind Ben just playing Sliver Hivelord over there
 Dragonality: *Points at Ben like that one guy who stops to point in every Kaiju movie*
  LRRbot: Tragic Slip [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Morbid — That creature gets −13/−13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.
  LRRbot: Fierce Guardianship [2U] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Counter target noncreature spell.
 MegaDosX: lmaooooooooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there Azorias harsh slowdown in this set? Can we get some bindings here?
 definenull: OH MY GOD
 Dragonality: Ooooh, tragic
 MegaDosX: Now that's tragedy
 glyndev: Adam got bamboozled
 DeathWarrior555: Ben's deck is absurd
 KWardJenx: The greatest con
AkiraBalance27: Ben has become the pinnacle edh blue mage
 neisan2112: Agreed Paul
 WiJohn: Exile her or just kind of wait for her to fall off a high thing
 MegaDosX: Paul was ready to go to game 2 
 definenull: But she has wings! How can she slip?
 DarknessKingCoH: Don't worry Avacyn will probably get plowed later.
 Austere_Squire: Avacyn with her wings will probably just fall, right?
 MegaDosX: @DarknessKingCoH Phrasing.
 WiJohn: Oh my
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @definenull The same way birds do when on a slippery perch
 BrowneePoints: She slipped off the roof and crashed face first into a helvault
KeytarCat: @DarknessKingCoH TOS!
  LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
 trebuchetboy: @DarknessKingCoH that phrasing is questionable 
 MegaDosX: Urza's a huge problem on his own tbh
  LRRbot: Supply Runners [4W] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | When Supply Runners enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX As Yawgmoth can atest
AkiraBalance27: is toxic deluge in this format?
 BrowneePoints: Are any of you Lads excited for Announcement Day tomorrow?
 definenull: What a good dog
 freshmaker__: they printed avacyn and not anguished unmaking. How are you meant to win? 
 Austere_Squire: Ben kinda can't argue against being Archenemy while playing Avacyn and Urza
 BrowneePoints: Yea the next 2.5 years they daid
 MegaDosX: Apparently the next two or three years of sets
 BrowneePoints: Said
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This set does tend to create organic Archenemy games
 trebuchetboy: Can someone just shoot me a summary of tomorrow. would be pog
Athelgar: think they'll finally have a tone deaf announcement of a premier date for the cartoon?
 trebuchetboy: ?
 BrowneePoints: I'm just here for Ixalan and whatever the heck that art of the Mouse Knight was
 MegaDosX: Yahenni secret commander strat seems reasonable
 BrowneePoints: And all the 3 color picks were good ones
 DarknessKingCoH: I'm sure they'll announce Barbie & Hotwheels secret lairs, because Hasbro
  LRRbot: Reverse Engineer [3UU] | Sorcery | Improvise / Draw three cards.
AtrusOfMyst: Are the supply runners dogs?
 BrowneePoints: Kykar, Karador, Sidisi, Zacama, all fun 3 color picks for a limited format
 Alas_Babylon: !card Supply Runner
  LRRbot: Supply Runners [4W] | Creature — Dog [2/2] | When Supply Runners enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.
 Alas_Babylon: Yep!
 Sage0fMadness: "Turn around engineer, I want to steal some cards"
 BrowneePoints: That's what the Spoiler thread in the discord is for
AkiraBalance27: Someone just sends him a message saying they announced the reserved list was abolished
AtrusOfMyst: Thank you @alas_babylon
 BrowneePoints: We will app be collectively pogging
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DarknessKingCoH Barbie secret lair might be utterly busted because of the movies. She is a rainbow fairy at some point if I remember the movies
 BrowneePoints: All*
adambomb625: What's tommorrow?
 Earthenone: saturday
  LRRbot: Fall from Favor [2U] | Enchantment — Aura | Enchant creature / When Fall from Favor enters the battlefield, tap enchanted creature and you become the monarch. / Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step unless that player is the monarch.
 Alas_Babylon: A massive announcement wave from WOTC at GenCon regarding future sets
 r10pez10: sunday
 BrowneePoints: The yearly announcement day but at gencon
 DarknessKingCoH: I take that back, probably not Hotwheels, didn't realize it wasn't Hasbro
 AnbuADRV: He's targeting maheni??
 Dragonality: I'd love if Barbie was a Changeling type
 Sage0fMadness: @DarknessKingCoH also hasn't been relevant in like 2 decades
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That crown was a great purchase
 definenull: Great, one more reason to target ben
 MegaDosX: "You have selected: regicide"
  LRRbot: Ash Barrens | Land | {T}: Add {C}. / Basic landcycling {1}
 AnbuADRV: All Hail Ulmer the Aggressive
 BrowneePoints: Speaking of Aragorn the Jeskai precon one is ALSO messed up
 Mazrae: Damnit Ben you just got that song in my head with just those 6 words
 DarknessKingCoH: That crown would be worth a handsome price in RE4 Remake.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dragonality I think she would have to have multiple versions, because if this google search is correct Changeling would work great with Swan Lake and a couple others, but she needs a solid fairy/merfolk one too
 BrowneePoints: Mono Green Omnath is still stupid in a 1-2 color deck
 Sage0fMadness: @BrowneePoints "what if Keeper of Keys was cheaper, better, 3 colors and legendary"
 Alas_Babylon: Abzan, the perfect colors for theft
 Bugberry: that crown has been a good way of demonstrating the relative heads sizes of people at LRR.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DarknessKingCoH I can't see how many colors the "gems" are, also I don't remember the price chart
 AnbuADRV: All Hail Nelson the Father
coiax: Why does Ben have just a casual Terramorphic Expanse hanging out on his board; a Brainstorm shuffler in reserve?
 BrowneePoints: Nelson always wears the crown like Biggie and I love it
 AnbuADRV: I'll stop if the bit is annoying
 Bugberry: I wish Arena had the og Terramorphic Expanse art.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The crown is also a great way to show how punchy the players have gotten by the relative jaunt and also how much care they put into putting it on
  LRRbot: Armorcraft Judge [3G] | Creature — Elf Artificer [3/3] | When Armorcraft Judge enters the battlefield, draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
 MegaDosX: This is making me want to try again with Hamza in Historic Brawl >_>
 BrowneePoints: I minded my own business one time and Ben turned me into a meme. I still have nightmares of Octopi
Virallurk: adam looks like he's had a long day
KeytarCat: The louder they are, the safer chat is 
 DarknessKingCoH: Aren't they like $500
 BrowneePoints: Tundra
 DarknessKingCoH: A box
 r10pez10: cardkingdom has let's see
 BrowneePoints: They opened a TUNDRA
  LRRbot: Victimize [2B] | Sorcery | Choose two target creature cards in your graveyard. Sacrifice a creature. If you do, return the chosen cards to the battlefield tapped.
 AnbuADRV: What was that 3 mana train vehicle that was just a bomb at common in Kaladesh?
 Sage0fMadness: @BrindleBoar yes it can
 freshmaker__: Oh yeah I forgot to mention. I went to a commandfest recently and person next to me  in the mystery booster sealed opened 2 mana crypts.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Virallurk Yeah, it's part of why I haven't been poking at him personally. He seems real tired and deserves to have a quiet day if he wants
 BrowneePoints: He reduces the tax yes
BrindleBoar: sick
  LRRbot: Gonti, Lord of Luxury [2BB] | Legendary Creature — Aetherborn Rogue [2/3] | Deathtouch / When Gonti, Lord of Luxury enters the battlefield, look at the top four cards of target opponent's library, exile one of them face down, then put the rest on the bottom of that library in a random order. You may cast that card for as long as it remains exiled, and mana of any type can be spent to cast it.
 r10pez10: card kingdom has kaladesh booster boxes at 400
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints The cheese tax kappa
 Alas_Babylon: @BrindleBoar Commander tax is treated as part of the cost, so it can be reduced
 Diabore: @r10pez10 thats so many money
Spades_Slicc: What if Return to Ravnica 20: they go to space
  Juliamon: Please don't speculate on streamers' looks, including their apparent energy level.
 BrowneePoints: Yea 400 sounds right for Kaladesh
 DarknessKingCoH: @r10pez10 Not as bad but thanks Masterpieces.
 thanzo: I imagine there might be some info about the final fantasy universes beyond that was announced a while back?
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 BrowneePoints: The Amonkhet ones are similar cuz of Invocations
 MegaDosX: Gonti finding another Gonti would be funny
  Juliamon: I get that it's well-meaning but it can make them uncomfortable
SmashTCG: What did i miss, and why does ben have 2 commanders without partner?
  Juliamon: !cmm
  LRRbot: For explanations on how drafting and partners work in this format, along with other questions you may have, please go here: https://magic.gg/news/commander-masters-draft-primer
 thanzo: 
 Alas_Babylon: @SmashTCG Commander Masters Limited = monocolored commanders have partner with each other
 Bugberry: dragons ate all the big stuff.
Spades_Slicc: @SmashTCG They have partner in this sealed
 MegaDosX: Also who gets hit with Lotleth?
 Saintnex: awww poor elephants 
 BrowneePoints: Atarka ate a lot of Loxodon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, the dragons ate all the a lot of things
SmashTCG: @Alas_Babylon AHhhhhh, the title hasnt updated for me, it still saying chillpoint
persistentpetitioners: there is no more unethical treatment of the elephants!
  LRRbot: Command Tower | Land | {T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
  LRRbot: Fellwar Stone [2] | Artifact | {T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.
 AnbuADRV: The Dragons heard about the punic wars and were like "Fuck that"
 BrowneePoints: Tbh, the dragons timeline ruined a LOT of the fun unique parts of the plane
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did they eat the Mardu horses too? That would make me sad because those were good horses
TyranidSliver: Victimize reanimates the creatures tapped btw
KeytarCat: @persistentpetitioners can't be unethical if you can't be!
  LRRbot: Stitcher Geralf [3UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [3/4] | {2}{U}, {T}: Each player mills three cards. Exile up to two creature cards put into graveyards this way. Create an X/X blue Zombie creature token, where X is the total power of the cards exiled this way.
 AnbuADRV: @BrowneePoints Agreed, just so disappointing
 MegaDosX: Oh neat
 MegaDosX: That's new Geralf
 r10pez10: do you want a PTK booster box for 35,000
 MegaDosX: !card geralf, visionary stitcher
  LRRbot: Geralf, Visionary Stitcher [2U] | Legendary Creature — Human Wizard [1/4] | Zombies you control have flying. / {U}, {T}, Sacrifice another nontoken creature: Create an X/X blue Zombie creature token, where X is the sacrificed creature's toughness.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AnbuADRV You could remove Punic Wars and put in a blank to be filled in with many things and it would be accurate
 r10pez10: or oath of the gatewatch for 130
  LRRbot: Frantic Search [2U] | Instant | Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.
KeytarCat: @MegaDosX Geralf of Ridia? 
 BrowneePoints: Which is why I'm glad there is a secret sect of Temur shaman keeping the hidden ways alive away from Atarka's knowledge
 MegaDosX: !card urza lord high
  LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AnbuADRV For sure, they pulled a thing many properties are doing and homogenized it with everything else
  LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
 MegaDosX: End of this turn
 BrowneePoints: Omg what if we get a Temur legendary Narset 😱
 MegaDosX: Ben it's until end of that turn pretty sure
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints And the hidden repository of undestroyed books that Narzet has too
CrescendoSlash: can't play that island from urza since it says 'until end of turn
CompleatedPinkie: I'm primarily a Commander player, and it's been a while since I had the disposable money to open packs rather than buy singles, so it's great to live vicariously on both sides through LRR here.
 MegaDosX: It's a novel of a commander
 BrowneePoints: No worries!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Narset planeswalker maybe? Narset "Imma kick your ass all the way to the blind eternities?"
 Alas_Babylon: Yep, timing matters
 BrowneePoints: Narset desparked
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig narset lost her spark in aftermaht
  LRRbot: Explorer's Scope [1] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. / Equip {1}
 Bugberry: I just ignore the ETBs once they are no longer relevant, makes reading easier.
 BrowneePoints: So unless she somehow reignites not happening. Sarkhan desparked too
KeytarCat: @Diabore hasn't everyone now?
 Alas_Babylon: A vast majority of planeswalkers have lost their sparks, Narset among them
 Alas_Babylon: Not *everyone*, we're confirmed on Chandra and Quint and Ashiok
  LRRbot: Battle Screech [2WW] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Bird creature tokens with flying. / Flashback—Tap three untapped white creatures you control.
 Diabore: @KeytarCat chandra, ajani, ashiok at least havent iirc
 Alas_Babylon: Ajani as well, yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Yet another thing ruined by the dragons. I think WotC did a lot of that so they could selectively restore it and have it be way more manegable
 Alas_Babylon: Chandra/Ajani/Quint/Ashiok kept their sparks, but bank on maybe one planeswalker "surviving" per plane
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore I know Jace and Vraska haven't either
 Alas_Babylon: Since there's now a soft limit of one PW per set post March
AkiraBalance27: @Alas_Babylon Was Quint confirmed? He couldve just planeswalkered once and got stuck there
  LRRbot: Pilgrim's Eye [3] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 BrowneePoints: Quint was basically confirmed
 Alas_Babylon: We know for sure Quint sparked
 Alas_Babylon: Him losing his spark immediately afterwards would be... extremely dumb
AkiraBalance27: itd be kinda funny ngl
 AnbuADRV: Ben is spinning his wheels. Some might say he's a wheeler. A Benjamin Wheeler
 BrowneePoints: 0% chance he sparks just to despark not even WotC would do that
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig do we have any info on vraska jace after the war? i thought we didnt
Kadenus: yugioh it shouldve been me gif
 Sage0fMadness: @Diabore we do not
 r10pez10: did elspeth despark
 Mr_Bitterness: We don't know
 BrowneePoints: Nope. Still an archangel walker
 Alas_Babylon: Jace was especially weird - he got told to do An Thing by Elesh Norn, decided not to, and just walked out of the plot
AkiraBalance27: look at ob, he got his spark back just to get stuck on the next plane he went to
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore In the novels Vraska goes to her home on Ravnica and starts to regain herself post completion, Jace comes and the have a moment and then he blinks them away
 Austere_Squire: waitm what's that creature on nelly's board?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's the end
  LRRbot: Deadly Recluse [1G] | Creature — Spider [1/2] | Reach / Deathtouch
 Austere_Squire: the legend, i mean
 Alas_Babylon: @Austere_Squire OG Omnath
  LRRbot: Unbounded Potential [1W] | Instant | Choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. / • Proliferate. / Entwine {3}{W}
 thanzo: you may block, once
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Alas_Babylon Yeah, he took Vraska when he exited stage left
 Sage0fMadness: @Thefluffiestguineapig that was all in her head
 Austere_Squire: ohhhhhh, it's got a counter on it, i see; thank you @Alas_Babylon
 Sage0fMadness: He did a mental thing, he wasn't physically there
 Mr_Bitterness: Yeah we havent' seen Jace since he left on Elesh's unknown order
 Alas_Babylon: @Thefluffiestguineapig Did he even take Vraska? I thought he only showed up in a dying haze of Vraska's?
  LRRbot: Hamza, Guardian of Arashin [4GW] | Legendary Creature — Elephant Warrior [5/5] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. / Creature spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sage0fMadness I know that is the going theory but wasn't it implied that Jace broke Vraska from any influence?
 BrowneePoints: We dont know if jace was or wasnt there. Was written deliberately ambiguous
 Alas_Babylon: Moreso the influence of the Thaumatic Compass she still possesses, afaik, kind of like a mental anchor to Jace
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I need to relisten to the TTC from that. Kathleen and Cam did a good job of exploring that
 ArcOfTheConclave: 4 less mana
 Alas_Babylon: So maybe not Jace himself
  LRRbot: Crash of Rhino Beetles [4G] | Creature — Insect [5/5] | Trample / Crash of Rhino Beetles gets +10/+10 as long as you control ten or more lands.
  LRRbot: Pilgrim's Eye [3] | Artifact Creature — Thopter [1/1] | Flying / When Pilgrim's Eye enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 Mr_Bitterness: Jace might have placed a mental construct in Vraska's mind
 Alas_Babylon: But the same way Tamiyo seeing Nashi shook her up a bit, so too did the Compass for Vraska re Jace
 freshmaker__: That's how all mana should be measured. How many Ulamog's Crushers can you cast?
 definenull: Storm count
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So the Jace/Vraska thing is just like all plots involving Jace- incredibly opaque and deliberately just weird
 Alas_Babylon: Yep!
 BrowneePoints: Jace did. He activated the trigger phrase they put in place at the end of Ixalan
 r10pez10: i sparked IRL when i won an AKH draft game with Approach
 Alas_Babylon: That's the Magic story in a nutshell, friendo
 twitch_xeo: motion to allow Ben to play that Island still - IIRC he didn't play any cuz of the Urza/island thing?
 BrowneePoints: We don't know what that entails, but it's SAFE to assume he activated the trigger
 Mr_Bitterness: I wouldn't be surprised if Jace & Vraska is how they bring back Phyrexia
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @r10pez10 Can you tell us if this is the darkest timeline and if so how we can try to move out of it?
 BrowneePoints: Nah they're probably on Vryn
 r10pez10: tired: phyrexia
 r10pez10: wired: myrexia
 theamc2000: I don’t need it is a flex Ben
 BrowneePoints: Or some hideout of his
 MegaDosX: I want Jace and Vraska to just have retired somewhere
 Alas_Babylon: Everyone was hoping Urabrask was gonna do that, and then that didn't happen because no one likes fun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Bitterness Jace is Deus Ex Machina as a mopey teenager who sometimes is just brooding
 DarknessKingCoH: Ancestral Statue can bounce himself an infinite amount of times with James current board.
AkiraBalance27: @BrowneePoints Thats just mirridon with extra steps
AkiraBalance27: oops wrong person
  LRRbot: Loyal Unicorn [3W] | Creature — Unicorn [3/4] | Vigilance / Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn. Other creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.
 Austere_Squire: i don't suppose they secretly reprinted merciless eviction
 BrowneePoints: When the last eagles flies.....
 trebuchetboy: unicorn seems good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They also did the using a character to preserve the threat of Phyrexia with the heartstone and Karn, I would be surprised if WotC did that again so soon
 thanzo: there AND back again?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @trebuchetboy Both in value and alignment!
 Alas_Babylon: "Call me..." Yeah, think I got the gist of this
 Dragonality: Bildo got the ring, that's the end right?
 Dragonality: bilbo*
  LRRbot: Feast of Succession [4BB] | Sorcery | All creatures get −4/−4 until end of turn. You become the monarch.
 theamc2000: How would you spell check James?
 Alas_Babylon: @theamc2000 c-h-e-c-k J-a-m-e-s
 Alas_Babylon: 
 BrowneePoints: C h e c k j a m e s
 BrowneePoints: Dangit
 Alas_Babylon high-fives @BrowneePoints
 Alas_Babylon: It's the thought that counts
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 BrowneePoints: I'm on mobile and my thumbs are only so fast
  LRRbot: Tragic Slip [B] | Instant | Target creature gets −1/−1 until end of turn. / Morbid — That creature gets −13/−13 until end of turn instead if a creature died this turn.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @theamc2000 Detention sphere (since Babylon and Brownee had a mind meld and got the good joke before me)
 Fanklok: The crown suits Adam
 Alas_Babylon: hehe
 Alas_Babylon: Dead, dead, dead, none of you are free from sin
 TemporallyAwry: !helm
  LRRbot: RESPECT THE HELM.
 BrowneePoints: Adam is a King
KeytarCat: @Alas_Babylon I often think of the Dracula comic where he says "and it's the count that thou...ghts..."
 definenull: The board is so much cleaner now
 Alas_Babylon: haha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now the board is easily processed!
 WiJohn: Love that Feast of succession art
 BrowneePoints: Unicorn is the 2nd? Best I think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Subtitle of this set -this card is kind of absurd
  LRRbot: Myrsmith [1W] | Creature — Human Artificer [2/1] | Whenever you cast an artifact spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, create a 1/1 colorless Myr artifact creature token.
  LRRbot: Gilded Lotus [5] | Artifact | {T}: Add three mana of any one color.
  LRRbot: Heart-Piercer Bow [2] | Artifact — Equipment | Whenever equipped creature attacks, Heart-Piercer Bow deals 1 damage to target creature defending player controls. / Equip {1}
 r10pez10: i know that myrsmith is summoning that thing, but it looks like it's about to be thrown like a baseball
 BrowneePoints: What were the blue and black ones of that cycle? I only remember rhino and unicorn(which are gross) and the engineer
jundinator: !commands
  LRRbot: Help: https://lrrbot.com/help
 MegaDosX: I think the blue one was a drake?
 e_bloc: no
  LRRbot: Karador, Ghost Chieftain [5WBG] | Legendary Creature — Centaur Spirit [3/4] | This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature card in your graveyard. / During each of your turns, you may cast a creature spell from your graveyard.
 distrustingspectator: !deck
 theamc2000: Myr smith was an uncommon cycle
 BrowneePoints: Myrsmith and Riddlemsith were uncommons
 distrustingspectator: !decklist
  LRRbot: (28 July 2023: Cube) Tonight's Cube: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/kn4OFBUaw0-IoFrhHRRgSw
 r10pez10: oh it was a cycle?
  Juliamon: distrustingspectator This was sealed, so no decklists
 MegaDosX: !card loyal drake
  LRRbot: Loyal Drake [2U] | Creature — Drake [2/2] | Flying / Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, draw a card.
 twitch_xeo: Adam's just doing a chat
 definenull: Card changing zones tribal
  LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
 Dragonality: Has the card reader always auto-populated the card in chat?
 BrowneePoints: There was only a couple Smiths not a full cycle
 glyndev: Talking? In 2023? I thought we were past his
  Juliamon: Dragonality Yes
 MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints The black one is Loyal Subordinate, but the bot won't like it if I spam commands >_>
BrianLIVE: Oh my God it's Hamza, I played Hamza for like two years
 glyndev: *this
 Mr_Horrible: no, it was a full cycle of smiths in Scars iirc
 Alas_Babylon: @Dragonality Paul (their tech guy) loads card images into a database that the camera above can then pull from to put card text in chat
 BrowneePoints: !card loyal subordinate
  LRRbot: Loyal Subordinate [2B] | Creature — Zombie [3/1] | Menace / Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, each opponent loses 3 life.
 NotCainNorAbel: Long Live King Adam
 BrowneePoints: Okay yea all but the black Loyal cycle are good
 Dragonality: Cool! I'm only recently getting to watch more live MtG stuff, usually catch on Youtube.
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, mirrodin had a cycle of uncommon smiths, kaladesh had a pair of rare smiths
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  LRRbot: Wayward Swordtooth [2G] | Creature — Dinosaur [5/5] | Ascend / You may play an additional land on each of your turns. / Wayward Swordtooth can't attack or block unless you have the city's blessing.
 MegaDosX: #BlameJames
 Mr_Horrible: named Wayward, doesn't have ward, smh my h
Ukon_Cairns: (and keeping in theme with the night, by kaladesh i mean aether revolt)
 definenull: #BlameJustin
 Dragonality: Paul didn't prepare that spell today
 r10pez10: #ThankPaul
  Juliamon: !paullove
  LRRbot: It's not Paul's fault, no matter what the streamer says.
 DarknessKingCoH: Sounds like James as a punishment should have to grab something from the prop room to denote his Ascension.
 MegaDosX: M20 limited allstar
 MegaDosX: That was Core Set 2020
 neisan2112: Oh yeah that format was so strange
 Mr_Horrible: if the set is bad enough, making everything an ashmouth hound kinda fucks
 AnbuADRV: There was that creature that tutored them up repeatedly, so you could get like 4 of them
 BrowneePoints: Core 2020 had a lot of x1 and x2s
 BrowneePoints: So bow let you just ram in
 r10pez10: and adam remains king
 BrowneePoints: Ingenious Weaponsmith, Ben has it
 Mr_Horrible: Rich status: getting richer
 MegaDosX: It's good to be the king
 BrowneePoints: Adam would make a great Charlemagne
  LRRbot: Evacuation [3UU] | Instant | Return all creatures to their owners' hands.
  LRRbot: Elvish Mystic [G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | {T}: Add {G}.
 glyndev: Adam only wants one thing and it's disgusting
 Mr_Horrible: also known as "All Kids Outta The Pool"
 BrowneePoints: Cry
 Alas_Babylon: !card Excavation
  LRRbot: Excavation [1U] | Enchantment | {1}, Sacrifice a land: Draw a card. Any player may activate this ability.
 Alas_Babylon: Yep!
 twitch_xeo: *begins angrily typing a comment in notepad to put on youtube*
 AnbuADRV: Excavation is from Yugioh
 AnbuADRV: It's their version of scry
 Mr_Horrible: excavation // extraction feels like a split I remember
 Mr_Horrible: but IDK
 r10pez10: extremely old
 BrowneePoints: That sounds like Masques
 Alas_Babylon: Prophecy
 CodeIndigo: I thought it was a U2 song from 2000 but ok
 BrowneePoints: Wow Prophecy
 Mr_Horrible: anything that lets other players do stuff is usually bad news bears
  LRRbot: Urza, Lord High Artificer [2UU] | Legendary Creature — Human Artificer [1/4] | When Urza, Lord High Artificer enters the battlefield, create a 0/0 colorless Construct artifact creature token with "This creature gets +1/+1 for each artifact you control." / Tap an untapped artifact you control: Add {U}. / {5}: Shuffle your library, then exile the top card. Until end of turn, you may play that card without paying its mana cost.
 Alas_Babylon: Originally from Prophecy... and never reprinted
 MegaDosX: Excavation is a 23 year old card, wow
 Alas_Babylon: Yes!
jundinator: Hi yall
 Dragonality: @MegaDosX Ow, please don't say things like that XD
  LRRbot: Myr Sire [2] | Artifact Creature — Phyrexian Myr [1/1] | When Myr Sire dies, create a 1/1 colorless Phyrexian Myr artifact creature token.
 freshmaker__: You've cast Urza twice right? Opal Palace is per cast from command zone? or was he not from the zone?
 twitch_xeo: A second? In this format? Located entirely within your deck?
  LRRbot: Reverse Engineer [3UU] | Sorcery | Improvise / Draw three cards.
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooo
 r10pez10: haha
 MegaDosX: "Explain, explain, oh crap"
 Dragonality: "Just let me keep it one more turn" -Caesar, probably
  LRRbot: Krosan Tusker [5GG] | Creature — Boar Beast [6/5] | Cycling {2}{G} / When you cycle Krosan Tusker, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
 NotCainNorAbel: crowns really shouldn't be round
   LoadingReadyRun: Does Opal Palace count the *current* casting? or just previous ones
 MegaDosX: Man I remember that game
 freshmaker__: "The “number of times it's been cast from the command zone” includes the most recent time. For example, the first time you cast your commander from the command zone in a game, if you spent mana from Opal Palace's last ability to do so, it will enter the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter. (2020-11-10)"
  LRRbot: Sephara, Sky's Blade [4WWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [7/7] | You may pay {W} and tap four untapped creatures you control with flying rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Flying, lifelink / Other creatures you control with flying have indestructible.
 BrowneePoints: Her and Ezuri were busted out of that cycle
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 Muddy_Thunder: Five years baby!!!!!!!!!
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 djalternative: He played Chill into your red deck
 definenull: Other big angel
 MegaDosX: Avacyn At Home
 Diabore: why do you keep ionviting graham to commander games?
 r10pez10: didn't graham stone rain you that one time? man that guy's a monster
 NotCainNorAbel: !card choke
  LRRbot: Choke [2G] | Enchantment | Islands don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.
 MegaDosX: @r10pez10 I also remember Ben using Sun Titan and Strip Mine to demolish Graham's lands, so, ya know, turnabout is fair play
 djalternative: Yeah. I'm pretty sure Ben's thinking of the time Graham played Chill while he was playing The Wheel of Snakes
 djalternative: !card chill
  LRRbot: Chill [1U] | Enchantment | Red spells cost {2} more to cast.
 djalternative: loved that game
 BrowneePoints: The unicorn and the Rhino are SICK
 theamc2000: !card loyal unicorn
  LRRbot: Loyal Unicorn [3W] | Creature — Unicorn [3/4] | Vigilance / Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to creatures you control this turn. Other creatures you control gain vigilance until end of turn.
 MegaDosX: That game was funny
jundinator: !card death rattle
  LRRbot: Death Rattle [5B] | Instant | Delve / Destroy target nongreen creature. It can't be regenerated.
 BrowneePoints: Reminder, the other dumb one
 MegaDosX: Something like three Howling Mines, and then Graham played Breathstealer's Crypt, one of the weirdest cards I've ever seen
 twitch_xeo: the disrespect
 Diabore: pointy horse
 BrowneePoints: !card Loyal Rhino
 definenull: Semantics!
 Alas_Babylon: Unicorns are just horses with spikes
 glyndev: That's unicorn erasure
 Bugberry: centaur isn't a horse either.
Ukon_Cairns: its horse adjacent
 twitch_xeo: are zebras also just camo horses?
 Sogheim: unicorse
 Dragonality: My dear friends Unicorn-bound Warlock would be very upset
 MegaDosX: Oh my god Paul 
 Alas_Babylon: If there were any bronies left
 Alas_Babylon: We dissolved into dust when G5 came out
 thanzo: need some sort of brawny brony
 BrowneePoints: !card loyal rhino
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 MegaDosX: Is Thoracle in this format? >_>
 Alas_Babylon: @thanzo We had a lot of bodybuilders in the fandom tbh
TabbyLavalamp: I've long argued that unicorns and pegasuses should have the horse creature types. Also, if you think bird poop is bad imagine living in a world where pegasuses were flying everywhere.
 BrowneePoints: !card Loyal Guardian
  LRRbot: Loyal Guardian [4G] | Creature — Rhino [4/4] | Trample / Lieutenant — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control your commander, put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control.
  LRRbot: Lotleth Giant [6B] | Creature — Zombie Giant [6/5] | Undergrowth — When Lotleth Giant enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent for each creature card in your graveyard.
 BrowneePoints: That's the other dumb one of the cycle
 definenull: HAHA
 BrowneePoints: That explains why the Royals are bad at taxes
 Sage0fMadness: someone's about to have a lotleth life
 r10pez10: is it a one-way mirror?
 ShaneLeeAtk: Need to install a booth monitor for studio.
 r10pez10: can paul turn on the light in his room for extra ominous god window-speak
 baskwalla: Stop making eye contact with me, nerds!
 twitch_xeo: Do you want to play a game... of Magic?
 Alas_Babylon: Paul, the kindest Saw-man
 Saintnex: wut?
micalovits: What a terrifying thing to say
 Dragonality: Yes
 MegaDosX: Beej is the mirror
 TemporallyAwry: !beejlove
 thanzo: beej and his mirror universe nemesis jeeb
 AnbuADRV: I believe it was paul who said, "When you can't see Beej, that's when he's the most dangerous."
 BrowneePoints: Wait....Paul can do irl Trivia Murder Party for a LRLive now! @loadingreadyrun
 Alas_Babylon: Diabolical!!
 NotCainNorAbel: monster
 r10pez10: i would watch that sketch
 MegaDosX: Worth it
Vanoi: Arrived late, why does Ben have 2 commanders?
  LRRbot: Avacyn, Angel of Hope [5WWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [8/8] | Flying, vigilance, indestructible / Other permanents you control have indestructible.
 Mr_Bitterness: What if Jigsaw was just really bad at building death traps?
 twitch_xeo: @BrowneePoints idk about "IRL" and "Murder" in the same sentence
 Alas_Babylon: @Vanoi *deep breath* Commander Masters limited allows monocolored and colorless commanders to have partner with each other
 r10pez10: Vanoi commander masters limited rule: allows "parter" in certain cases
 BrowneePoints: Mono and colorless commanders have partner in cmm limited
Vanoi: @Alas_Babylon thanks man
 Dragonality: Ah ha! Become immune to falling down!
 Alas_Babylon: yar
  LRRbot: Return to Dust [2WW] | Instant | Exile target artifact or enchantment. If you cast this spell during your main phase, you may exile up to one other target artifact or enchantment.
 r10pez10: partner, even. avacyn and urza are friends now
 Diabore: un roll back
lissomelark: that art on return to dust is great
  LRRbot: Baird, Steward of Argive [2WW] | Legendary Creature — Human Soldier [2/4] | Vigilance / Creatures can't attack you or planeswalkers you control unless their controller pays {1} for each of those creatures.
 BrowneePoints: God that return to dust art is sick
 Diabore: bair-bair-bair-baird
 definenull: Ben's deck is gross
  LRRbot: Animal Magnetism [4G] | Sorcery | Reveal the top five cards of your library. An opponent chooses a creature card from among them. Put that card onto the battlefield and the rest into your graveyard.
 Alas_Babylon: Just need a Laezel's ACrobatics
 Fruan: It doesn't target an opponent, so I guess?
 r10pez10: the heck card is this
  LRRbot: Angelic Field Marshal [2WW] | Creature — Angel [3/3] | Flying / Lieutenant — As long as you control your commander, Angelic Field Marshal gets +2/+2 and creatures you control have vigilance.
 twitch_xeo: wow, another flier
 twitch_xeo: can't believe Nelly lied to us
MrPipboy3000: Its indestructable because of that other angel thought, right?
 BrowneePoints: The rare Baloth is the best rare lieutenant
  LRRbot: Obscuring Haze [2G] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures your opponents control.
 dumbo3k: The creature goes onto the battlefield, right?
 polaris415: That creatures goes into the battlefield
 BrowneePoints: Obscuring haze is deceptively powerful
micalovits: Yup, sure goes right into play
 polaris415: Goes right into play
 dumbo3k: this way you steal the crown, and then punch him
 dumbo3k: instead of punching him to steal the crown xD
  LRRbot: Gorex, the Tombshell [6BB] | Legendary Creature — Zombie Turtle [4/4] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may exile any number of creature cards from your graveyard. This spell costs {2} less to cast for each card exiled this way. / Deathtouch / Whenever Gorex, the Tombshell attacks or dies, choose a card at random exiled with Gorex and put that card into its owner's hand.
 definenull: Hiidng the bean
IndigoMeatStack: Any Monarchs in chat?
 BrowneePoints: And you're both graveyard decks!
 BrowneePoints: 2 unaffected boards and 2 graveyard decks
  LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature — Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Wildwood Scourge [XG] | Creature — Hydra [0/0] | Wildwood Scourge enters the battlefield with X +1/+1 counters on it. / Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on another non-Hydra creature you control, put a +1/+1 counter on Wildwood Scourge.
 BrowneePoints: Shes still worth it at 17
 r10pez10: this is so fun to watch
 ElektroTal: wow, evo looks different this year
  LRRbot: The Immortal Sun [6] | Legendary Artifact | Players can't activate planeswalkers' loyalty abilities. / At the beginning of your draw step, draw an additional card. / Spells you cast cost {1} less to cast. / Creatures you control get +1/+1.
 e_bloc: 100 100
 freshmaker__: oh an evo commander night with the street fighter decks wouldve been funny
 definenull: OOFC X FNPF Crossover when?
MrPipboy3000: One Lotleth Troll is always Blocked, One Lotleth Troll always gets throught ...
  LRRbot: Deadly Recluse [1G] | Creature — Spider [1/2] | Reach / Deathtouch
  LRRbot: Darksteel Ingot [3] | Artifact | Indestructible / {T}: Add one mana of any color.
  RayFK: the frieeeend tax, the frieeeend tax. When the deck is cooking and your friend comes looking
  RayFK: The frieeeeend tax
 PsiMaster54: a+ pronounciation
 MegaDosX: @RayFK Now I have that in my head, thanks a lot
  LRRbot: Faerie Artisans [3U] | Creature — Faerie Artificer [2/2] | Flying / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, create a token that's a copy of that creature except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. Then exile all other tokens created with Faerie Artisans.
 BrowneePoints: No no it's two aussies talking about fast food. Macca Breh
 freshmaker__: woo faerie artisans
 Diabore: thats a goodun
 Dragonality: Your ETB? My ETB.
  LRRbot: Foundry Inspector [3] | Artifact Creature — Construct [3/2] | Artifact spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
  RayFK: You're welcome MegaDosX
  LRRbot: Meteor Golem [7] | Artifact Creature — Golem [3/3] | When Meteor Golem enters the battlefield, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.
 Diabore: stupid fancy horse
Ukon_Cairns: thats a good point, might be a little silly to worry about avacyn out growing tragic slip, but once more thru the opal palace and she 2 shots, (1 more shot vs nelly)
 BrowneePoints: Unicorn took a Sephiroth to the dome
 Mr_Horrible: no difference between a unicorn and a horse when there's a meteor golem aimed at them
FixTheJames: A Unicorn is just a Donkey with better PR.
jessicatheblack: @Mr_Horrible 
 Mr_Horrible: turns out having an Urza is a very powerful line
 definenull: This with yarok?
 definenull: Sure only 1 token, but 4 etbs?
Lawblades: a Unicorn is just a rhino that has been a victim of bigotry
   LoadingReadyRun:  Unicorn being killed by a fiery construct gives be "The Last Unicorn" vibes
 Mr_Horrible: I believe something that absurdly grim happens in that book
 trebuchetboy: New art for Meteor golem is so dope
 Diabore: i dont think we're getting a second game folks
 InfiniTokens: Each monarch should use a different crown, to fit their personality.
 trebuchetboy: @Diabore 
 BrowneePoints: With Kathleen flavor text toi
 BrowneePoints: Too*
 BrowneePoints: I think
 Mr_Horrible: they get delivered like the gundams in Gundam Wing
 Fanklok: Meaty ore Golem
 Mr_Horrible: downward, and at high velocity
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Spades_Slicc: If you've seen the latest Big Top Burger you know what happened to the golem, and why
 DarknessKingCoH: Here's everyones reminder that foil common impact tremors are $10+
  LRRbot: Deadly Recluse [1G] | Creature — Spider [1/2] | Reach / Deathtouch
  LRRbot: Reassembling Skeleton [1B] | Creature — Skeleton Warrior [1/1] | {1}{B}: Return Reassembling Skeleton from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
  LRRbot: Thraben Inspector [W] | Creature — Human Soldier [1/2] | When Thraben Inspector enters the battlefield, investigate.
 InfiniTokens: Yes!
 Dragonality: And can use the disappearing artifact creatures to crack that clue 
  LRRbot: Pollenbright Druid [1G] | Creature — Elf Druid [1/1] | When Pollenbright Druid enters the battlefield, choose one — / • Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / • Proliferate.
 BrowneePoints: Yep I have it in my Panharmonicon deck
 InfiniTokens: Literally "InfiniTokens has entered the chat"
jessicatheblack: @Dragonality 
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 twitch_xeo: proliferate instead?
MrPipboy3000: would proliforate be better?
 twitch_xeo: Or maybe profiteroles instead, mmmh
 thraximore: what's the name of the faeries?
 thraximore: I'm not familiar
 MegaDosX: !card faerie artisans
  LRRbot: Faerie Artisans [3U] | Creature — Faerie Artificer [2/2] | Flying / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, create a token that's a copy of that creature except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. Then exile all other tokens created with Faerie Artisans.
 BrowneePoints: I have a goofy Blink deck with Panharm and Artisans is hilarious
  LRRbot: Faerie Artisans [3U] | Creature — Faerie Artificer [2/2] | Flying / Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, create a token that's a copy of that creature except it's an artifact in addition to its other types. Then exile all other tokens created with Faerie Artisans.
 r10pez10: !ck
  LRRbot: Card Kingdom: A Kingdom of Cards!
protojman: i am a big fan of faerie artisans
jessicatheblack: Is it just me or can we all imagine James standing in front of a mirror wearing the crown, looking relieved... for like... several minutes
 Mr_Horrible: it was from one of the early commander products iirc
 r10pez10: artisinal artificiers
 MegaDosX: Also, artisans, but type is artificer, not artificers
 twitch_xeo: how about another Giant?
Spades_Slicc: What's that monoblack legend that costs you the game if it wasn't cast from hand?
 Diabore: !card lotleth giant
  LRRbot: Lotleth Giant [6B] | Creature — Zombie Giant [6/5] | Undergrowth — When Lotleth Giant enters the battlefield, it deals 1 damage to target opponent for each creature card in your graveyard.
marxmarksman: @Spades_Slicc Phage?
Eprlide: @Spades_Slicc Phage the Untouchable?
  LRRbot: Phyrexian Ingester [6U] | Creature — Phyrexian Beast [3/3] | Imprint — When Phyrexian Ingester enters the battlefield, you may exile target nontoken creature. / Phyrexian Ingester gets +X/+Y, where X is the exiled creature card's power and Y is its toughness.
 BrowneePoints: Lol artisans with phage
 djalternative: ben opened a real messed up sealed pool, didn't he
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 r10pez10: oh hey, a Y variable
jessicatheblack: @r10pez10 as we all know the phyrexian's are meticulous in their math XP
offbeatwitch: hey I just got here, can someone explain the board state to me in 50 words or less 
 Bugberry: !card R&D's worst Nightmare
  LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
 InfiniTokens: @offbeatwitch Things and stuff.
 BrowneePoints: 2 graveyard decks and two uninteractable boards @offbeatwitch
 twitch_xeo: the two tokens even see each other huh
  LRRbot: Goremand [4BB] | Creature — Demon [5/5] | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. / Flying / Trample / When Goremand enters the battlefield, each opponent sacrifices a creature.
 r10pez10: yooo
 itsr67: and we sac again
 Bugberry: !card the ultimate nightmare
  LRRbot: The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service [XYZRR] | Sorcery | The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
  LRRbot: Broken Wings [2G] | Instant | Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying.
 itsr67: taKE
 Diabore: !card sidisi brood
  LRRbot: Sidisi, Brood Tyrant [1BGU] | Legendary Creature — Naga Shaman [3/3] | Whenever Sidisi, Brood Tyrant enters the battlefield or attacks, mill three cards. / Whenever one or more creature cards are put into your graveyard from your library, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token.
 thraximore: I want that Tinkerbell obliterated
 twitch_xeo: it's an artifact in addition, right?
jessicatheblack: it is an artifact
jessicatheblack: Ben can tap it :3
 theamc2000: Fierce guardian ship?
 Diabore: the tokens are artifacts?
 BrowneePoints: He used fierce
Oceans_50: It's an artifact and a reassembling skeleton
 AnbuADRV: All Hail James the Elder
 twitch_xeo: oh right, it became a skelly too lol
 Diabore: no its a skeleton
 BrowneePoints: Artisans do make them artifacts in addition
 twitch_xeo: god that seems tough to keep track of
   LoadingReadyRun: Isn't a Goremand someone that enjoys food?
 trebuchetboy: So funny
 BrowneePoints: Gourmand
 Pywodwagon: I'm sick that day, sorry Nelly
 djalternative: @LoadingReadyRun wrong spelling
 BrowneePoints: It's a Pun Paul
 theamc2000: He phantom goremand
  LRRbot: Teferi, Temporal Archmage [4UU] | Legendary Planeswalker — Teferi [5] | [+1]: Look at the top two cards of your library. Put one of them into your hand and the other on the bottom of your library. / [−1]: Untap up to four target permanents. / [−10]: You get an emblem with "You may activate loyalty abilities of planeswalkers you control on any player's turn any time you could cast an instant." / Teferi, Temporal Archmage can be your commander.
 MegaDosX: @LoadingReadyRun A gourmand is what you're thinking of. That's the joke with the card name 
 Mr_Horrible: when your goal is just to make everyone's head explode
 freshmaker__: I may in fact have Faerie Artisans and Mirror in a Lazav deck.
 twitch_xeo: Ben owns his own goals
jessicatheblack:   
 trebuchetboy: lmao
CodeGreen101: the most relevent immortal sun ive ever seen in commander
  LRRbot: Counterspell [UU] | Instant | Counter target spell.
 MegaDosX: WOW
 Diabore: 
 neisan2112: AHAHHAH
 twitch_xeo: hello highlights
 Fanklok: !card The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
  LRRbot: The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service [XYZRR] | Sorcery | The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
 definenull: YES
 Saintnex: Hahaha
 Dragonality: Got there!
 Mr_Horrible: Jace: "Hey guys am I late?"
 neisan2112: 
 definenull: Karma
 MegaDosX: Probability has come for Ben
jessicatheblack: Ooof XP
 trebuchetboy: so no planeswalker abilities, fuck *breaks skateboard*
 Diabore: so if anyone casts a spell ben can counter it
  LRRbot: Return to Dust [2WW] | Instant | Exile target artifact or enchantment. If you cast this spell during your main phase, you may exile up to one other target artifact or enchantment.
 twitch_xeo: do you want to counter your own Return to Dust?
 KWardJenx: Little salt for that wound?
 Diabore: james also has a medallion down there
 freshmaker__: krosan grip is split second
 TK_Squared: Does Urza nod require a shuffle first?
 MegaDosX: @TK_Squared They're shortcutting
 BrowneePoints: Yea return is part of a cycle
 Mr_Horrible: it does, but if you're activating it back-to-back you can shortcut
 TK_Squared: dope
 MegaDosX: Urza played properly would need the shuffle so you can't manipulate your topdeck
Spades_Slicc: Does Return to Dust do that thing where losing a target makes the spell not resolve?
 MegaDosX: @Spades_Slicc Doesn't read like it would
 Diabore: @Spades_Slicc nope, resolves as much as it can
Ohpea: it would be different if Adam was scrying but it's just 'random'
 MegaDosX: Since it lets you pick a second one if it's main phase
  LRRbot: Portal Mage [2U] | Creature — Human Wizard [2/2] | Flash / When Portal Mage enters the battlefield during the declare attackers step, you may reselect which player or planeswalker target attacking creature is attacking.
MrPipboy3000: @Spades_Slicc No, says Up to one other
 Bugberry: @Spades_Slicc it has to lose every target it targets.
 r10pez10: i think in the games her name is Chell
 freshmaker__: You perma keep the last faerie construct yeah
  LRRbot: Vault of Champions | Land | Vault of Champions enters the battlefield tapped unless you have two or more opponents. / {T}: Add {W} or {B}.
 BrowneePoints: Ben we're gonna need you to make a commander deck with Artisans, Mondrak and Anointed Procession
 Bugberry: @MrPipboy3000 while it can target "up to" an amount, once you declare targets then removing all targets will make it not resolve.
 BrowneePoints: And Panharmonicon
 Diabore: good ol DUNC
 r10pez10: gottem
jessicatheblack: @BrowneePoints YESSSS
 twitch_xeo: eternally witnessing?
jessicatheblack: @twitch_xeo 
 Fanklok: Eternal Witness in the accident court cases
  LRRbot: Surrak, the Hunt Caller [2GG] | Legendary Creature — Human Warrior [5/4] | Formidable — At the beginning of combat on your turn, if creatures you control have total power 8 or greater, target creature you control gains haste until end of turn.
 Dragonality: She's eternally the witness in court
Ohpea: did ben get an eternal wittness?
jessicatheblack: That is the true tragedy of the Eternal Witness
 asthanius: Has anyone made a “Canadian darlings: Tragically Slip” joke yet?
 BrowneePoints: Oh yea chat. Someone pointed out the Manland they showed off from Wilds of Eldraine is Awoken Castle Ardenvale
 BrowneePoints: Same keep and shape and everything
 asthanius: Probably 2006
 ShaneLeeAtk: 20+ years
  LRRbot: Sword of the Animist [2] | Legendary Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature gets +1/+1. / Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. / Equip {2}
 Fanklok: He's rampoing get him
Nimiphi: used to go to Denny's after commander night so we could play until 2am.  good times
 BrowneePoints: Denny's really ain't that bad. It's still better than Applebees
  LRRbot: Fierce Empath [2G] | Creature — Elf [1/1] | When Fierce Empath enters the battlefield, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value 6 or greater, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
  LRRbot: Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma [3G] | Legendary Creature — Bear [4/3] | Creature spells you cast with power 4 or greater cost {2} less to cast. / Whenever Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma attacks, each creature you control with power 4 or greater gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
 Dragonality: I can't beat you if you beat yourself!
  LRRbot: Rampaging Brontodon [5GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [7/7] | Trample / Whenever Rampaging Brontodon attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each land you control.
 TemporallyAwry: Milling yourself out is just admitting that you play-harder than your opponent 
MrPipboy3000: Adam put 60 cards in his deck and damnit, he wants to see 'em
 BrowneePoints: That is a heckin/chonk
 Sage0fMadness: MOM: Goreclaw is Serialized!
 Sage0fMadness: CMM: Goreclaw is uncommon!
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 neisan2112: That was tragic slip 3 or 4?
 BrowneePoints: Ben doesn't do mercy plays in Commander
 WetPaperSack: 4, first one was countered
MrPipboy3000: she also got ingested
 twitch_xeo: did Paul miss a cast or is that 12 for Avacyn?
 hb8u: you counting the lotus as a land?
 Sage0fMadness: overlay says 12 and 8 respectively
 hb8u: lmao
 BrowneePoints: (Teferi untaps 4 permanents too)
  LRRbot: Haunted Cloak [3] | Artifact — Equipment | Equipped creature has vigilance, trample, and haste. / Equip {1}
 r10pez10: build your own akroma
 BrowneePoints: For 10
 BrowneePoints: He hit Nelson for 10
 Diabore: nelly has blockers
 Diabore: adam has haze still
  LRRbot: Obscuring Haze [2G] | Instant | If you control a commander, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost. / Prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by creatures your opponents control.
 r10pez10: give adam your energy
 twitch_xeo: 2/11 odds, right?
 twitch_xeo: oh wait, no sun anymore
 MegaDosX: Nah, Adam's great
  LRRbot: Eternal Witness [1GG] | Creature — Human Shaman [2/1] | When Eternal Witness enters the battlefield, you may return target card from your graveyard to your hand.
 definenull: rip adam's sun/son
  LRRbot: Ohran Frostfang [3GG] | Snow Creature — Snake [2/6] | Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch. / Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.
 BrowneePoints: I like Graveyard loops!
 MegaDosX: Not very immortal I guess
 Fanklok: All I want to do is build a durdle factory and do nothing of value with it
 r10pez10: teeth snake
 rosesmcgee: Adam said he has no Sun and I thought "the monarch has no heir"
 BrowneePoints: That card CRATERED in price
 Diabore: ophidian lord
 lirazel64: Adam, are you a Do Bee or a Don't Bee? (That was the question on Romper Room in 1958.)
 BrowneePoints: There was a time Frostfang was like $40
  LRRbot: Legion Vanguard [1B] | Creature — Vampire Soldier [2/2] | {1}, Sacrifice another creature: Legion Vanguard explores.
  LRRbot: Shelter [1W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. / Draw a card.
 MegaDosX: So Nelson has assembled an Avacyn hate loop I think
  LRRbot: Keleth, Sunmane Familiar [1W] | Legendary Creature — Horse [1/1] | Whenever a commander you control attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. / Partner
 MegaDosX: A hornless unicorn
 thanzo: horse count: ~1
  LRRbot: Alharu, Solemn Ritualist [4W] | Legendary Creature — Human Monk [3/3] | When Alharu, Solemn Ritualist enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two other target creatures. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it dies, create a 1/1 white Spirit creature token with flying. / Partner
jaimeblacken: *their* name
 MegaDosX: Cool
 MegaDosX: James has got some fun stuff in his deck
 Diabore: did james over tap?
  LRRbot: Skyshroud Claim [3G] | Sorcery | Search your library for up to two Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
 Fanklok: Skyshroud Claim??? In 2023
 trebuchetboy: deck size doesn't matter Ben
 lirazel64: Don't look a cardboard horse in the CMC.
 trebuchetboy: its 2023
 trebuchetboy: @lirazel64 lmao
 MegaDosX: Nobody /needs/ another card, but everyone /wants/ another card
 MegaDosX: Oh boy
 Fanklok: Pass the monarchy to the left
 MegaDosX: Let's see what this is
 Diabore: oh hell yeah now im excited
 MegaDosX: !card rampaging brontodon
  LRRbot: Rampaging Brontodon [5GG] | Creature — Dinosaur [7/7] | Trample / Whenever Rampaging Brontodon attacks, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each land you control.
 definenull: ?!?
 Diabore: ???
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/NeighborlyLuckyStapleNononoCat-gnWSp6nLoLpUkide
 r10pez10: i'm excited
 MegaDosX: lmaoooooooooo
  LRRbot: Hunter's Insight [2G] | Instant | Choose target creature you control. Whenever that creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker this turn, draw that many cards.
 Diabore: draw 20!
 definenull: lets go!
 MegaDosX: That's the best way to go out
 definenull: GG
 thanzo: eyo
 niccus: no death more sultai
thebrainnopinky: RIP To a real one
 trebuchetboy: HELL YES
 Dragonality: If there is a player like Adam in every group, I choose to be my groups 'Adam'
 TemporallyAwry: Finally got there, congrats Adam 
thebrainnopinky: I love to play like Adam
 twitch_xeo: tip to a teal one
 polaris415: Nelly gets the Dino right?
 Dragonality: Just seems WAY more fun
  LRRbot: Whirler Rogue [2UU] | Creature — Human Rogue Artificer [2/2] | When Whirler Rogue enters the battlefield, create two 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature tokens with flying. / Tap two untapped artifacts you control: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.
 Diabore: did adam give the brontodon back to nelly?
MrPipboy3000: I put 60 cards in my Commander Drfat deck.  Adam draws 60 cards in his Commander Draft deck ... we are not the same.
 MegaDosX: Exile because Adam left while it was on the board I think
 corpocracy: Adam just wants one thing and it's disgusting
 BrowneePoints: Hoes to exile yea
 BrowneePoints: GOES
 BrowneePoints: PHONE NO
 Diabore: i meant more for sleeve purposes but they got there
 MegaDosX: @BrowneePoints 
jaimeblacken: 
 r10pez10: hoes in exile
 r10pez10: not sure you can say that on the internet
 BrowneePoints: I already gotnmemed last week for my butthole Cake joke AND my Ryan typo! Not like this!
 BrowneePoints: Got*
ErrorCode404: yep
 r10pez10: always entertained
 Dragonality: Very, thank you
 MegaDosX: No (but actually yes)
 DarknessKingCoH: Well... 
 MegaDosX: Adam no
 WetPaperSack: Eh, what else what was I gonna do tonight?
 BrowneePoints: I'd smash Prime. Hes a sexy Robot
 BrowneePoints: You WOULDNT smash Prime?
 Mr_Horrible: Lorthos, the Freshmaker
 trebuchetboy: Where is an Akroma's will when you need one
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 WetPaperSack: @BrowneePoints Optimus or Rodimus?
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 BrowneePoints: Ew. Never rodimus
 WetPaperSack: OK. Had to make sure
 BrowneePoints: Never in a million years rodimus
 NotCainNorAbel: 500 -  freely given bits without any violence.
 BrowneePoints: I'd rather date ratrap twice before rodimus
 DarknessKingCoH: @BrowneePoints But he's got the touch, he's got the power...
squ3e: game 2?
 MegaDosX: So Ben's definitely building a cEDH Urza deck now, right? 
 ShaneLeeAtk: Uh............ One more
 djalternative: yeah. Ben's pool was messed up
 Diabore: better start game 2 now so we can squeeze in a game 3
 midnightcurryjazz: someone had to take the control cards
 NotCainNorAbel: wait...did the champ nto win?
 Mr_Horrible: she was natheri
 KWardJenx: Game 2! Game 2!
 Diabore: @midnightcurryjazz its sealed
InsaneVioletMage: Time to crack 6 more packs and play game two!
 Dragonality: Thanks all!
 WetPaperSack: That was certainly a game of Magic: The Gathering (jk, that was fun)
 Mr_Horrible: pleasantly goof-ass plays
 midnightcurryjazz: ur sealed
 BrowneePoints: Ben has to build a deck with Artisans Mondrak Anointed Procession and Panharmonicon now
 DarknessKingCoH: Conspiracy: Take the Crown, Run the Jewels
thebrainnopinky: Thank you guys!
 thanzo: thanks for the stream!
 NotCainNorAbel: smooth
InsaneVioletMage: Thank you good stream!
Shamus52637: Ben sleepy time
thebrainnopinky: Got my button recently it’s great
 Mr_Horrible: "I guess I'm in green now"
 itsr67: welp
 BrowneePoints: And check your patreon to see if it got borked!
 niccus: disturbing
 Saintnex: BEN
 WetPaperSack: That was certainly a place for a pause
 MegaDosX: Oh I hate it
 Wicker_Guide: That ummm, that seems like something Beej would do to troll
 BrowneePoints: Beej in a white morph suit and a chef hat
  LRRbot: Ministrant of Obligation [2W] | Creature — Human Cleric [2/1] | Afterlife 2
 e_bloc: 399 the bits the bits the bits
  LRRbot: Sephara, Sky's Blade [4WWW] | Legendary Creature — Angel [7/7] | You may pay {W} and tap four untapped creatures you control with flying rather than pay this spell's mana cost. / Flying, lifelink / Other creatures you control with flying have indestructible.
 DarknessKingCoH: Their bank is overseas and banks don't like that
 Diabore: yall excited for another ppr in *checks notes* 3 weeks?
 Fanklok: Backbeat the word on the street is the fire in your heart is out
 Mr_Horrible: I have thankfully dodged the Patreon bullet, saw a couple other creators making posts about that as well
 Mr_Horrible: would you say that was some Towerfall Dissension?
 loufghyslaufey: Serge? Who is that? 
 djalternative: as always, Bedrock edition
 ShaneLeeAtk: The Party Wagon
 djalternative: Barbie's great
 Mr_Horrible: Teenage Mutant Ninja Barbenheimers
 loufghyslaufey: & where has Snerge been, chat?
 Mr_Horrible: just as god and capcom made it
 djalternative: @loufghyslaufey setting europe ablaze
 BrowneePoints: Europe @loufghyslaufey
SmashTCG: Oh
 Mr_Horrible: beautiful
 MegaDosX: 
 Mr_Horrible: no notes
 MegaDosX: Oh Nelson
 BrowneePoints: In the UK this morning
 Saintnex: Sweet innocent Nelson 
 loufghyslaufey: That's just what Snerge wants you to think...!!!
 Mr_Horrible: to be fair that's close
 DarknessKingCoH: 
 djalternative: close enough, Nelson
 KWardJenx: Sweet Summer child
 Fanklok: If you fly me to Canada and teach me Kill Team I'll sub in for Jacob
 BrowneePoints: Age of Sigmar Kill Team, make it happen Game Workshop!
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 NotCainNorAbel: Dr Cheese, amazing
 MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
 KWardJenx: Thank you for the stream!
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
 MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
 WetPaperSack: Thanks for the stream!
 definenull: thank you for the stream 
 ShaneLeeAtk: We've been bamboozled!
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