Crossing the Streams || TowerFall Ascension

 Thefluffiestguineapig: What would Furlong Points hypothetically get me?
 Metric_Furlong: probably high-fives
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I'm super excited and want to share before things start: a local vet practice, specifically the only high volume low cost one in my area, is bringing me back for a second day of shadowing!!!!!!!!
 Metric_Furlong:   
 PharaohBender27: 
  Juliamon: That's awesome!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hm, if the high fives can be substituted potentially for a single preplanned secret hand shake I'll play
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks, I'm super stoked, this is the farthest I've gotten in any of the job stuff and this is the employer I was both most excited about and most sure would pass me over
 Metric_Furlong: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'll allow it
 Mazrae: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: a mystery
 Mazrae: !advice
  LRRbot: Flunge!
 PharaohBender27: !badadvice
  LRRbot: UwU can be used against you.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Metric_Furlong I'm sure levels of complexity require more Furlong points (I don't know how to make the tm properly in chat) but this is something I can definitely be on board for
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Towerfall: Ascension) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
 Diabore: !next
 Manae:  
TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27: Sorry, @Diabore , @Manae beat you to it!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I have that one t shirt that has the flunge on it!
 Mazrae: Whale plaid, whale plaid
TheAinMAP: Signal.
 Manae:   
 PharaohBender27:  !
 MAPBoardgames:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there   
Riandisa:   
 GhostValv:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is there an unofficial race to get through every unique and useful command when the chat is in loading mode?
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 Sorator13: ahoy!
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig No, some of us just do it to pass the time. Or to flex, when it comes to the on-the-dot !next
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 mrMorphius: Huh
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 Kramburger: !holes
  LRRbot: The hole is napping; come back later.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also if someone is doing the channel points voting about victories today and there isn't always an increasingly elaborately worded "Cori just sweeps it" I will be momentarily disappointed
DideRobot: LRR: Tonight on Crossing the Steams join Ian, Cori, Heather, and James for an evening of Towerfall. https://www.twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/110851057069473126
 Mazrae: Or just to see what lrrbot says
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 CommanderPulsar: yay internet entertainment!
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Ah, that does indeed feel like a very LRR chat flex
 theamc2000: So how does a tower fall, ascend!
 theamc2000: ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @theamc2000 Cori, that is the correct answer
 LordZarano: !reprint
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 iarethel0ser: @theamc2000 Large trampolines.
 Sorator13: legit, fangamer's shirts are so comfy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @theamc2000 Or extensive preplanning
 theamc2000: Ty
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now that they have the time and money the crew make truly quality merch because they want to make stuff they want
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's just another thoughtful thing that makes me impressed with them as just good humans
TheAinMAP:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I predict James on the controls with that message
 LordZarano: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 kusinohki: meows
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 PharaohBender27: Um
KeytarCat: uh
  Juliamon: uhhhhh 
 bobokiddo: woah
Boiler_bot: uhoh
 Sorator13: 
 SnackPak_: 
 kumatsu: ok so that wasn't just me
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh. that wasn't on my end
 TheWriterAleph: weee
 paronomasiac042: oh, was that not just me?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Ok, glad it wasn't my internet
 PharaohBender27: 
 hurricanealpaca: 
EldarLuin: 
 GhostValv: 1st try 
 notthepenguins: silence
LidofLoathing: oh, that wasn't my internet f-ing up again
 Thefluffiestguineapig: First try every time of course
 codatski: Good evening chat and LRRFolk
JadedCynic: #BlameJames
TheAinMAP: 
 Azralorne: CORI LIVES 
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 Wondermoo: the biggest boop
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kusinohki Brrup
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy,  ,  ,  , and  !
 kumatsu: obviously this stream is One More, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And Heather's phone tried it's hardest
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And honestly did really well
Boiler_bot: Oh, new office of course.
 James_the_Dabbler: Thanks for being here it’s great to have you 
frizbehobit: What is up!!!!!?????
 SnackPak_: 
 JocelyneAnne: Long James
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @frizbehobit It's the party people in the place to be
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 Azralorne: >>
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 couchboyj: A Stream with seconds per frame statistics is perfectly fine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: James strenuously objecting to coop is hilarious
 SnackPak_:  still
 MAPBoardgames: co-op in this game is pretty good
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ComfortableYummyVelociraptorHassanChop-TI_j-dBBQBOABMXi
Laserbeaks_Fury: Ice Climber this set up
KeytarCat: I love co-op here
 kusinohki: sounds like co-op to me - 1 player controls everyone...
 loufghyslaufey: Whom the hooded one?
 loufghyslaufey: Eyes likes it alls-reddie
 Metric_Furlong: okay, internet decided to die for 5 minutes there
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We didn't get to see the co-op last time and I am curious and hope they try it out
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 korvys: Cori Orange, James Green, missed the others
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Just like last time but for real!
 kusinohki: I think heather was blue
 iarethel0ser: Heather blue, Ian red I think.
 korvys: Ian Red, Heather Blue, i think
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig iirc, co-op is fewer players
 SnackPak_: Cori playing Celeste
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Less than 4? Damn that sucks
KeytarCat: Everyone has a hat to lose, and you can pick up hats that are on the ground
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: James? Falling?
 PharaohBender27:  
JadedCynic: James sticks to his strengths 
 korvys: Heather P1 (Blue), Cori P2 (Orange), James P3 (Green), Ian (P4) Red
 korvys: If we need a !players
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love the slightly amused "My corpse is on fire now"
 spawnofhastur: reminds me of duck game
 Sorator13: "it's my tenth time!!"
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/HomelyBillowingCrowRuleFive-AZUiOoQu2CV3avET
 korvys: Heather P1 (Blue), Cori P2 (Orange), James P3 (Green), Ian P4 (Red)
 SnackPak_: 
 PharaohBender27: Any chance for chat gambling?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Oh man, I felt that as a mood as soon as I saw that clip
  Juliamon: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Heather (P1 Blue), Cori (P2 Orange), James (P3 Green), and Ian (P4 Red)
 kusinohki: my first job was "javalin catcher"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Heather in the dark hood is just her, how did she get herself as an avatar kappa
 Metric_Furlong: gambling?
  Juliamon: I was trying to get !players sorted out first
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, it just depends on how much energy the mod has, no pressure, you guys already handle a lot
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Fair
 Diabore: @Metric_Furlong what if i told you i was in?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Honestly take your time
 DiscordianTokkan: Dakka dakka dakka
ghyllnox: Cori vs not Cori
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox Yup
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I advocated for basically Archenemy earlier in the week
 GhostValv:  hi
 PharaohBender27: o/
JadedCynic waves
ghyllnox: o/
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 
 Azralorne: Hello!!
 saucemaster5000: Don't move, they can't see us if we don't move
 kusinohki: ack!  they can see me?  I'm not done dressing!
KeytarCat: Can we go through the awards real quick on the match-end screen?  those are fun and silly
 Sorator13: pants? you can't make me!!
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahaha, Cori still got the kill that last time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Hey sauce! I wanted to tell you I tried something different and got something delicious! Well, one sweet and one savory. One is bacon
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig was the bacon sweet?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, didn't mean to send that! Bacon and mushrooms is garlicy cream sauce. The other is Thai sticky mango rice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I've made maple glazed bacon before and it turns out well if I take my time
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I clicked reply when trying to up my bid in the gambling
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ooh big fan of mango sticky rice, mushrooms in cream sauce is goated, haven't done it with bacon
  Juliamon: The vote disparity is... hilarious
ghyllnox: It is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 The cream sauce I actually fried the bacon in the pan first, then added the butter for the shrooms directly to the leftover grease
JadedCynic: mmm
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon But think of the payout if someone other than  wins! 
jessicaengle: Yo chat.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, what did you expect? The chat is smart and unless they are being deliberately obstinate they will
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And Pharaoh just proved my point
  Juliamon: Ian is being estimated
 Azralorne: I'm the nerd who put in max amount for cori lol
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 Azralorne: Because of course I was
 saucemaster5000: yeh that'd do it. When I do whole mushrooms, I go butter and shallots first, garlic later, then white wine for 10 min, cream and fresh thyme at the end
ghyllnox: We should vote on who gets 2nd
JadedCynic: and there we go
 CastleOtranto: Chat, you are making me hungry
 Azralorne: Hell yeah I'm almost to a million channel points
JadedCynic: @CastleOtranto Twitch Chat working as intended, then...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Basically I did that but added the frying bacon first. Also don't have fresh thyme because my cats would eat it like they did with my cacti
ghyllnox: Wow, didn't expect that last payout to double
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig the kitty debuff, yeah sounds good!
 Diabore: the doublee
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I will happily take the kitteh debuff to my cooking, the trade off is too powerful
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  ThingsOnMyStream: Legend of the (Tower)Fall
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JadedCynic: easy come, easy go 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly thank you so much for your honest assessments and advice in chat sauce, it has helped more than you know
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig totally agree honestly
 Diabore: cmon james, i believe
  Juliamon: Uh-oh!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Um
 SquareDotCube: Ian!
 LordZarano: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Heather (P1 Blue), Cori (P2 Orange), James (P3 Green), and Ian (P4 Red)
 saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig no worries, I love the cook chat 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did Paul coming into chat give him control?
  Juliamon: !control
  LRRbot: Ben is in control.
  Juliamon: Nope
JadedCynic: I still don't trust wireless tech...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Things on My stream is  right?
JadedCynic: is the studio too big? 
 Diabore: 
ghyllnox: 
 nickthecatbear: hahaha
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 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes
 SnackPak_: 
 GhostValv: D:
 Fanklok: !clip
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 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/AverageFairKeyboardGingerPower-SK4lTQzDqLvcc4CJ
 Metric_Furlong: https://clips.twitch.tv/ChillyObeseChowderCeilingCat-LlBz3UEaayulIMVC
JadedCynic: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Ian, only you would respond that way
 Diabore: https://clips.twitch.tv/HungryCuriousPeanutRitzMitz-uisJ3Xbp_j5-5dCd
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/InterestingNeighborlyTrayTBTacoLeft-zETcl0vQaGWZMWSx
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that response from Cori promises retribution. Like trying to make the crows like her more
JadedCynic: I'm sure Beej would state similarly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic I mean, there's a lot of reasons he and Ian are such good friends
 theamc2000: james is doing dec on the knock off controller
JadedCynic: 
 SnackPak_: 
 korvys: #NerfCori
 aitsu100:  cori
 theamc2000:  
 Diabore: jesus cori
ghyllnox: Welp, no variance on this one so far
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm waiting for Juliamon to switch who is number two and wait for the sudden confusion in chat. As a sadist I would find it very funny
 TheMerricat: Wait.... Is this a team game? I was assuming DM
KeytarCat: least composed and most evasive.  I think that means Cori died with dodge on cooldown and dodged accurately a bunch
 spawnofhastur: Cori are you a wizard? You have to tell us if you are a wizard.
  Juliamon: nah, I was planning to just remove Cori from the pool if she wins this one
 Diabore: nice shot ian
 Diabore: god if anyone but cori wins itll be a points massacre
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore I just think of the voice from the older Mortal Kombat games giving accolades
ghyllnox: Give Cori the special controller for a round
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore A truly French Revolution era under Robespierre style power swing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox The one Ian "improved"?
ghyllnox: You know it @thefluffiestguineapig
 Sorator13: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Heather (P1 Blue), Cori (P2 Orange), James (P3 Green), and Ian (P4 Red)
 SnackPak_: dang
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly they should rotate the special controller every round (every ten kills)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But that would give Juliamon a hard time with tracking colors and player numbers so don't
 northos: [controller sounds intensify]
 SnackPak_: 
 Rourke9: well done!!
 PharaohBender27: Let's goooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And now focus
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Momentary quiet while they all focus
 SnackPak_: 
  Juliamon: Much closer match this time
ghyllnox: Yup yup
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The other three are learning to prioritize
 Diabore: this is so close
 CastleOtranto: I am so clenched
 saucemaster5000: we got ourselves a donny brook!
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/FrigidSparklingDeerPicoMause-aDrrhEToM9Bfa44A
JadedCynic: that was THRILLING!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was fun!!
 kusinohki: cori confirmed "best dan"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do enjoy getting to see them as they get warmed up and start to get on Cori's level
 Thefluffiestguineapig: James falling! His second greatest weakness!
 spawnofhastur: but the sun is a deadly lazer?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The chat gambling gets more interesting now
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Izandai: What in the hell
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know if my bet went through, I might have been laughing too hard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That reminds me of that moment on the ship in Anastasia where she is having a vision that is telling her to jump
 definenull: ooh what is the split camera tech?
Izandai: WOW
TristalMTG: Please tell me you're all playing this on Ouya
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig twitch has a thing where the first message after a bet doesnt show the number *for you* but it does for everyone else, its weird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore That is incredibly annoying and also very on brand
 korvys: @definenull I think it's just one wide shot, split into two elements on screen
  Juliamon: definenull Make two of the same camera window, cropped differently
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig or as what just happened to me, it shows the previous bet number
Izandai: That's actually a more general thing where any time you do something that changes your badges, even just subscribing, your first message doesn't show that change for you. I would guess it's some kind of caching thing with the chat interface.
 definenull: its such a genius stream layout
Izandai: 
  Feriority: Hey folks, how goes the stream-crossing?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The new moonbase will be fun for them to stretch their wings layout wise
 PharaohBender27: @Feriority Well,  's been crushing it so much that bets are now for second place 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Feriority Cori is winning, so now chat gambling is voting on everyone but Cori
 korvys: #NerfCori
 Diabore: what happens in a tie?
ghyllnox: Lmao
  Juliamon: I will refund ties
 Sorator13: koala award!
JadedCynic: oooh, the brambles!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: The Ouya did not fail, it strategically withdrew form distribution
 Diabore: @Juliamon alternative solution, tie breaker is deaths and if those are tied as well then refund?
Lysander_salamander: wow
  Juliamon: I'm taking a quick cookie break for this match
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
 PharaohBender27: @TheDailyMapleSyrup After relentless ridicule from the press (insert Checkpoint montage here)
 saucemaster5000: cookies! 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon How dare you want to imbibe delicious cookies!!
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 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Hello! Cori is leaving everyone in the dust per usual
Lysander_salamander: cool
 definenull: foiled again!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander You did miss Ian saying his responses were a conditioned response from his living situation
Izandai: 
 Diabore: call it skill ian
 Sorator13: Oh no, lava!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a very Ian response
Izandai: Jesus fuck Cori
 Diabore: that was a good back and forth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The Brambulence is what happens when someone thinks they can wear shorts on a backtrail hike
 Metric_Furlong: @Izandai Jesus doesn't fuck anyone I'm afraid 
 definenull: sniped
TheAinMAP: Wow.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori's motto in life "never give up fighting"
Izandai: Sniped!
 iarethel0ser: 
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 Niahlah: new moonbase, who dis??
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 RealGamerCow: Those are definitely Pikmin noises.
 spawnofhastur: i know a guy who's good at helping your vertical gamee
 SquareDotCube: I believe the vertical game is "don't get landed on"
Izandai: 
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 SnackPak_: 
ghyllnox: 
Izandai: WTF
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube As a short person I can say also "avoid elbows in the face"
 definenull: yeet?
 spawnofhastur: goomba'd
 definenull: she cancelled can't draw horses to warm up for this 
 BrowneePoints: James, that's because unlike you, Cori is good at games.(heavy sarcasm and jocular tone implied)
 niccus: can draw arrows club
 Diabore: f?
  Juliamon: F
ghyllnox: F
 Sorator13: 
SmashTCG: Another F?
 definenull: uh oh
 theamc2000: f
KeytarCat: ah?
 asddsa28: F
JadedCynic: @niccus nice 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Noooooo
 korvys: !picnic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 airylan: 
 SAJewers: lrrFine
 eshplode: Oh, it's not me
 SnackPak_: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: F
 Metric_Furlong: !panic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 underhill33: 
JadedCynic: F
 Niahlah: F for stream
SmashTCG: More and more F's in twitch rightnow
  Feriority: 
 jedi_master_zll: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Game's cursed
 definenull: this game is so cursed
 iarethel0ser: Telus heard what was going on.
 CaptainSpam: PICNIC!
voren_chalco: 
RebekahWSD: Oh, that's...not my internet
TherapyforNarwhals: I'm sorry yall I joined and it crashed 
  mowdownjoe: I was worried it was the thunderstorm in my area. Good. Not just me.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Juliamon already told us they brought cookies!
 hieroglyphica: Oh dang
ghyllnox: "Who you callin' pee..ee..ee"
 Sorator13: what is it about this game yoinking the stream?
 MAPBoardgames: 
RebekahWSD: @mowdownjoe Samesies! Thought the storm took internet
 Diabore: back
 definenull: we back?
 korvys: We back
 SnackPak_: 
 Sorator13: we back!
 iarethel0ser: 
 Riiiiiiis: and back
 Metric_Furlong: it's back
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Back again!!
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 PharaohBender27: Are we back? I think we're back?
TherapyforNarwhals: Thanks paul/tech gods 
Skye_Nighthawk: Same here xD Bad thunderstorms down here
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entrophant: 90% of the time I open chat (on any channel) it's to check if the stream crashed for everyone else 
 fredcheckers: I assume lrr makes local recordings of the vods>
  Juliamon: Whew, didn't miss the match outcome
JadedCynic: man, first I refreshed and the ad didn't even complete 
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ghyllnox: Oh yay
JadedCynic: "So what did we learn, kids? Yes, that's right: 'Never try.'"
 definenull: that was a barrage
  Juliamon: take NO chances
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic And never give up fighting
 GhostValv: a rainy day of arrows 
 PharaohBender27: 
Skye_Nighthawk:  gg!
 Diabore: get goomba'd
Despoiler98:   
 SnackPak_: 
Izandai: 
 jedi_master_zll: 
 Rourke9: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Heather (P1 Blue), Cori (P2 Orange), James (P3 Green), and Ian (P4 Red)
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 korvys: @Juliamon I think the next has to be "Which non-Cori player will get the most?"
 LurkerSpine: 100 Let's go Cori *clap clap clap clap clap*
 Sorator13: @korvys fwiw, we did that earlier
ghyllnox: @korvys We did that and it was a tie
  Juliamon: Going back to it, yeah
 Sorator13: not that we can't do it again, of course!
 korvys: Oh, I must have missed that one
  Juliamon: The previous Cori-less one was a tie and I refunded
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Juliamon is on it with the creative choices, that one made me laugh so loud my cat looked up at me
  Juliamon: this time I have included the tie option
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Yeah and *someone* bet big on it at the last second 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian's brain has short circuited and now words that start the same are the same while his refresh completes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who has those moments when focusing a lot I can sympathize
 Sorator13: 
JadedCynic: boxed in 
 GhostValv: o7
JadedCynic: own worst enemy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The moment of helpless laughter is so beautiful
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact Ian sets the controller down and almost recoils for a moment is also funny to me
ghyllnox: Ohhhhh just barely not a tie!
 Sorator13: Worst Accounting 
 Rourke9: yaaay!!
 LordZarano: Wow 30x payout
 Dalrint: Infinite falling!
 CastleOtranto: That was the first time I won channel points on a bet in like six months. The cold streak is over.
ghyllnox: You didn't hop on the "Cori, Cori, Cori" train? Dang
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit! I was focused on the funny people being funny and missed the vote!
 GhostValv: it could be a boat
 definenull: nice
 jedi_master_zll: Wooo!
 CastleOtranto: @ghyllnox Ever since I won 111,000 points on a 1000 point bet, I only bet on underdogs
 Sorator13: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CastleOtranto Dude, I am so glad you are using that power for good in the chat
ghyllnox: Biiiiig stompy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori "Choo Choo" Dickinson
  Juliamon: Sorry I had a distraction, was that Heather?
ghyllnox: That was P1
ghyllnox: Red
egonomadic: I'm struggling to figure out who's who.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Heather (P1 Blue), Cori (P2 Orange), James (P3 Green), and Ian (P4 Red)
ghyllnox: Yeah me too @egonomadic but that's part of the fun with the betting
 SnackPak_: run James!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also
egonomadic: I've been watching the stream on my TV with my kid who's treating this like a football game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, also using knowledge of ambient skill level plus curse debuffs
egonomadic: So I didn't know there was betting!
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