kusinohki: cori confirmed "best dan"
Thefluffiestguineapig: I do enjoy getting to see them as they get warmed up and start to get on Cori's level
Thefluffiestguineapig: James falling! His second greatest weakness!
spawnofhastur: but the sun is a deadly lazer?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The chat gambling gets more interesting now
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Izandai: What in the hell
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know if my bet went through, I might have been laughing too hard
Thefluffiestguineapig: That reminds me of that moment on the ship in Anastasia where she is having a vision that is telling her to jump
definenull: ooh what is the split camera tech?
Izandai: WOW
TristalMTG: Please tell me you're all playing this on Ouya
Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig twitch has a thing where the first message after a bet doesnt show the number *for you* but it does for everyone else, its weird
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore That is incredibly annoying and also very on brand
korvys: @definenull I think it's just one wide shot, split into two elements on screen
Juliamon: definenull Make two of the same camera window, cropped differently
Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig or as what just happened to me, it shows the previous bet number
Izandai: That's actually a more general thing where any time you do something that changes your badges, even just subscribing, your first message doesn't show that change for you. I would guess it's some kind of caching thing with the chat interface.
definenull: its such a genius stream layout
Izandai: mattlrLul
Feriority: Hey folks, how goes the stream-crossing?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The new moonbase will be fun for them to stretch their wings layout wise
PharaohBender27: @Feriority Well, lrrCORI 's been crushing it so much that bets are now for second place :p
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Feriority Cori is winning, so now chat gambling is voting on everyone but Cori
korvys: #NerfCori
Diabore: what happens in a tie?
ghyllnox: Lmao
Juliamon: I will refund ties
Sorator13: koala award!
JadedCynic: oooh, the brambles!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: The Ouya did not fail, it strategically withdrew form distribution
Diabore: @Juliamon alternative solution, tie breaker is deaths and if those are tied as well then refund?
Lysander_salamander: wow
Juliamon: I'm taking a quick cookie break for this match
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
PharaohBender27: @TheDailyMapleSyrup After relentless ridicule from the press (insert Checkpoint montage here)
saucemaster5000: cookies! PogChamp
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon How dare you want to imbibe delicious cookies!!
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PharaohBender27: NomNom
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Hello! Cori is leaving everyone in the dust per usual
Lysander_salamander: cool
definenull: foiled again!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander You did miss Ian saying his responses were a conditioned response from his living situation
Izandai: mattlrLul
Diabore: call it skill ian
Sorator13: Oh no, lava!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a very Ian response
Izandai: Jesus fuck Cori
Diabore: that was a good back and forth
Thefluffiestguineapig: The Brambulence is what happens when someone thinks they can wear shorts on a backtrail hike
Metric_Furlong: @Izandai Jesus doesn't fuck anyone I'm afraid Kappa
definenull: sniped
TheAinMAP: Wow.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori's motto in life "never give up fighting"
Izandai: Sniped!
iarethel0ser: FBtouchdown
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Niahlah: new moonbase, who dis??
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RealGamerCow: Those are definitely Pikmin noises.
spawnofhastur: i know a guy who's good at helping your vertical gamee
SquareDotCube: I believe the vertical game is "don't get landed on"
Izandai: mattlrLul
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SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
ghyllnox: BOP
Izandai: WTF
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube As a short person I can say also "avoid elbows in the face"
definenull: yeet?
spawnofhastur: goomba'd
definenull: she cancelled can't draw horses to warm up for this Kappa
BrowneePoints: James, that's because unlike you, Cori is good at games.(heavy sarcasm and jocular tone implied)
niccus: can draw arrows club
Diabore: f?
Juliamon: F
ghyllnox: F
Sorator13: lrrFINE
SmashTCG: Another F?
definenull: uh oh
theamc2000: f
KeytarCat: ah?
asddsa28: F
JadedCynic: @niccus nice :)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Noooooo
korvys: !picnic
airylan: lrrFINE
SAJewers: lrrFine
eshplode: Oh, it's not me
SnackPak_: lrrFINE
PharaohBender27: NotLikeThis
Thefluffiestguineapig: F
Metric_Furlong: !panic
underhill33: lrrFINE
JadedCynic: F
Niahlah: F for stream
SmashTCG: More and more F's in twitch rightnow
Feriority: panicBasket
jedi_master_zll: lrrFINE
DiscordianTokkan: Game's cursed
definenull: this game is so cursed
iarethel0ser: Telus heard what was going on.
CaptainSpam: PICNIC!
voren_chalco: lrrFINE
RebekahWSD: Oh, that's...not my internet
TherapyforNarwhals: I'm sorry yall I joined and it crashed :(
mowdownjoe: I was worried it was the thunderstorm in my area. Good. Not just me.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Juliamon already told us they brought cookies!
hieroglyphica: Oh dang
ghyllnox: "Who you callin' pee..ee..ee"
Sorator13: what is it about this game yoinking the stream?
MAPBoardgames: duskvOops
RebekahWSD: @mowdownjoe Samesies! Thought the storm took internet
Diabore: back
definenull: we back?
korvys: We back
SnackPak_: lrrSIG
Sorator13: we back!
iarethel0ser: lrrSIG
Riiiiiiis: and back
Metric_Furlong: it's back
Thefluffiestguineapig: Back again!!
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PharaohBender27: Are we back? I think we're back?
TherapyforNarwhals: Thanks paul/tech gods <3
Skye_Nighthawk: Same here xD Bad thunderstorms down here
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entrophant: 90% of the time I open chat (on any channel) it's to check if the stream crashed for everyone else :)
fredcheckers: I assume lrr makes local recordings of the vods>
Juliamon: Whew, didn't miss the match outcome
JadedCynic: man, first I refreshed and the ad didn't even complete ;)
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ghyllnox: Oh yay
JadedCynic: "So what did we learn, kids? Yes, that's right: 'Never try.'"
definenull: that was a barrage
Juliamon: take NO chances
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic And never give up fighting
GhostValv: a rainy day of arrows :)
PharaohBender27: :O
Skye_Nighthawk: crasia2Itewa gg!
Diabore: get goomba'd
Despoiler98: mruuDead mruuDead mruuDead
SnackPak_: sergeHolyMoly
Izandai: mattlrLul
jedi_master_zll: lrrCORI
Rourke9: !players
LRRbot: Today's players: Heather (P1 Blue), Cori (P2 Orange), James (P3 Green), and Ian (P4 Red)
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korvys: @Juliamon I think the next has to be "Which non-Cori player will get the most?"
LurkerSpine: Cheer100 Let's go Cori *clap clap clap clap clap*
Sorator13: @korvys fwiw, we did that earlier
ghyllnox: @korvys We did that and it was a tie
Juliamon: Going back to it, yeah
Sorator13: not that we can't do it again, of course!
korvys: Oh, I must have missed that one
Juliamon: The previous Cori-less one was a tie and I refunded
Thefluffiestguineapig: Juliamon is on it with the creative choices, that one made me laugh so loud my cat looked up at me
Juliamon: this time I have included the tie option
PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Yeah and *someone* bet big on it at the last second :p
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian's brain has short circuited and now words that start the same are the same while his refresh completes
Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who has those moments when focusing a lot I can sympathize
Sorator13: LUL
JadedCynic: boxed in :D
GhostValv: o7
JadedCynic: own worst enemy
Thefluffiestguineapig: The moment of helpless laughter is so beautiful
Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact Ian sets the controller down and almost recoils for a moment is also funny to me
ghyllnox: Ohhhhh just barely not a tie!
Sorator13: Worst Accounting LUL
Rourke9: yaaay!!
LordZarano: Wow 30x payout
Dalrint: Infinite falling!
CastleOtranto: That was the first time I won channel points on a bet in like six months. The cold streak is over.
ghyllnox: You didn't hop on the "Cori, Cori, Cori" train? Dang
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit! I was focused on the funny people being funny and missed the vote!
GhostValv: it could be a boat
definenull: nice
jedi_master_zll: Wooo!
CastleOtranto: @ghyllnox Ever since I won 111,000 points on a 1000 point bet, I only bet on underdogs
Sorator13: :O
Thefluffiestguineapig: @CastleOtranto Dude, I am so glad you are using that power for good in the chat
ghyllnox: Biiiiig stompy
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori "Choo Choo" Dickinson
Juliamon: Sorry I had a distraction, was that Heather?
ghyllnox: That was P1
ghyllnox: Red
egonomadic: I'm struggling to figure out who's who.
Thefluffiestguineapig: !players
LRRbot: Today's players: Heather (P1 Blue), Cori (P2 Orange), James (P3 Green), and Ian (P4 Red)
ghyllnox: Yeah me too @egonomadic but that's part of the fun with the betting
SnackPak_: run James!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also
egonomadic: I've been watching the stream on my TV with my kid who's treating this like a football game
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, also using knowledge of ambient skill level plus curse debuffs
egonomadic: So I didn't know there was betting!
korvys: #NerfCori
Sorator13: It's important to teach the children how to gamble!
KeytarCat: Good news! the DLC co-op mode is 4 players!
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
Thefluffiestguineapig: Now Cori and Heather are teaming up for psychological warfare
ghyllnox: Plunk!
Sorator13: that brief cry
Sorator13: LUL
DiscordianTokkan: Ah, the disappearing cat noise
CaptainSpam: I keep hearing a Pikmin being plucked...
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ghyllnox: @egonomadic I'm the same way, I usually second-screen streams but this is first-screen content
definenull: squish
ghyllnox: Well there was a tie, but not for last
JadedCynic: @ghyllnox IKR? I've had a picross puzzle on my other monitor for over an hour now :D
jedi_master_zll: I'm doing pretty well tonight.
Sorator13: Oh dear. I typed an extra digit into that bet
Sorator13: Oh well!
TheAinMAP: sergeScience
Sorator13: LUL
Sorator13: what does the red skull indicate?
jonnykefka: A self-kill, minus one point
Sorator13: gotcha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah well, predicting the other end of the equation takes way more luck
Dalrint: I want a professional league of this game instead of overwatch
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dalrint But like the MtG Community Cup for team selection
ghyllnox: Hell yeah @dalrint
Sorator13: LUL
ghyllnox: Ohhhh same result but different!
SquareDotCube: press B?
Dalrint: We're learning cori is some kind of towerfall savant
Sorator13: Nice!
Juliamon: nah, Cori's just good at video games
jonnykefka: Cori is just terrifying in most PvP games, really.
TheAinMAP: Nice shot.
ghyllnox: Awww waited too long
ghyllnox: @jonnykefka You could make that shorter
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jonnykefka In PvP games she is always the archenemy, even if it an unofficial designation
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ghyllnox: Lmao
Diabore: this game is so good for clipping
Sorator13: suddenly, geometry!
Juliamon: LUL
korvys: "If you catch a prism arrow, you're encased in this tiny prison"
Sorator13: oh man, when you picked up that arrow, Cori's body fell
Sorator13: that's some nice little physics
ghyllnox: Prism Arrows behave the same as Standard Arrows, however when caught by a player or enemy archer they will become trapped in a prism. When inside a prism the player can perform all the regular actions including firing arrows out of the prism, though their movement is constrained to the prism's small dimensions. Other players, enemies and their arrows can pass through prisms as normal
ghyllnox: From the wiki
ghyllnox: Basically don't catch then
Getter404: The blaggole?
couchboyj: Trapped in a mirror, smoke weed for life is my favorite LRRism
Sorator13: @couchboyj is that from something before today?
ghyllnox: Ooh very close
saucemaster5000: but if we can't laugh at the phantom zone people, who CAN we laugh at????
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 In the darkest timeline, the phantom zone laughs at you!
couchboyj: Its a Serge quote from a Magic stream
JadedCynic: WOW
saucemaster5000: BibleThump
ghyllnox: Ian!!!
ghyllnox: Nope, Heather
ghyllnox: Players are confusing
Diabore: lordzano takes it ALL
LurkerSpine: game complete
Stella_Noctis: lrrHEATHER lrrHORN
Metric_Furlong: !break
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KeytarCat: DLC co-op is 4 players
Diabore: oh self kills, nevermind
korvys: They finally nerfed Cori
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Hey, that could be a way to use Cori's skills for good
Metric_Furlong: while we're on break, there's a very normal poll open, if anyone wants to influence my to-watch list https://take.quiz-maker.com/poll4895589x500b4a7a-151
korvys: Oh, we could predict most/least deaths
nickthecatbear: Oh wow, I won 175k out of the 196k pot, haha. Well, gonna have to make some stupid large bets soon :p
Metric_Furlong: (all 4 Furlong Points™ available for anyone playing the guessing game)
ghyllnox: @metric_furlong Surely they should be Furlongs
saucemaster5000: voted, knew the words but not in that order. Hope that helped.
Thefluffiestguineapig: No context for the animes I just went off the title that felt most like Furlong
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Metric_Furlong: @ghyllnox I can't give out units of distance again; not after The Incident
saucemaster5000: @Metric_Furlong are you responsible for the star wars parsec debacle?
Wicker_Guide: The Reality Board is pleased to see you remember your probation @Metric_Furlong
Metric_Furlong: @saucemaster5000 I'm not at liberty to discuss the nature of The Incident, owing to the nature of The Incident
saucemaster5000: BibleThump
definenull: lrrSPOOP
Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like this is similar to the Calvin and Hobbes Spagetti Incident
ghyllnox: Beep boop
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think that was the exact name
62MGcobra: beep beep boop
saucemaster5000: nah it was deinitely the spaghetti incident
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think it was just the Noodle Incident?
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Noodle Incident, you mean?
saucemaster5000: eh close enough
PharaohBender27: Pog! Beer - the beer that makes you go PogChamp
Riiiiiiis: @ThingsOnMyStream I sent you an email about the pan/tilt progress :-)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you both! My excuse is I worked really hard at focusing when I was asked impromptu to shadow after an interview
KeytarCat: It has bosses!
Diabore: gotta be legend
Diabore: boooo
KeytarCat: I've beat it with 1 friend on hardcore, I think
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh @ThingsOnMyStream if I have a proposal for a thing for LRL would you like me to put together a pitch and send it somewhere or is that for more established people? You don't have to reply in open chat if that's not ok
ghyllnox: Teabagging revives, huh
Its_VeeBot: lrrSPOOP
Zu_o: @ghyllnox resurrection comes at a steep cost.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zu_o Which universe's cost?
KeytarCat: bonk each other to trade arrows
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know some are steeper than others
ghyllnox: Tonberries!
Thefluffiestguineapig: At least it's everyone goes if one goes rules
Zu_o: @Thefluffiestguineapig one in which tea is steeped, to properly relay the pun i made.
KeytarCat: the laser crystals!
Zu_o: @Zu_o or norwegian kronr.
ghyllnox: @thefluffiestguineapig Presumably the one where your teammates' metaphorical pixelated nuts are in your face
KeytarCat: you can steal special arrows from enemies!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zu_o Ah, sorry I am in very literal neurodivergent mode and face palmed as soon as I saw that message
Dalrint: When they revive someone, are they pulling them out of the ground like a turnip in SMB2?
Zu_o: @Thefluffiestguineapig it's okay, explaining the joke always makes the joke more funny.
ghyllnox: Ahh it was a pun! Good pun
ghyllnox: Steeped Deez tea
KeytarCat: Tripple rez!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zu_o Yup, definitely explaining jokes makes them better (honestly in this case it did but it is definitely in the minority for my experience)
KeytarCat: Boss time!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that portal is strangely suggestive
KeytarCat: I fuckin love this game
Thefluffiestguineapig: The wiggling optical nerves are upsetting
Lysander_salamander: wow
Sorator13: oh dear
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KeytarCat: Co-op is how you learn to fire fewer arrows :P
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know there was a non-pvp mode
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Juliamon: It's DLC I think
KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 oh shit, thanks!
xVoxtric: Long Live Bender!
Riiiiiiis: @Thefluffiestguineapig you mean the eye tails? Eyes have tails, how else do you think they get swim into your skull..
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Lysander_salamander: Thanks, PharaohBender27! You're pretty cool
PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat No problem! :)
Sorator13: why did the eyeball squawk like a bird?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Riiiiiiis I knew they had those but I thought they were for emergencies only
ghyllnox: Aww thanks @pharaohbender27 !
saucemaster5000: @Sorator13 would you prefer it cried like a human baby?
PharaohBender27: @Lysander_salamander To quote Bob Newhart: Same to you, pal!
Riiiiiiis: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh yeah, also when the eye needs to leave again ofc
Sorator13: @saucemaster5000 I would not, no
Zu_o: @Thefluffiestguineapig I like ruining my jokes. It's funny to me when I am shroedinger's comedy.
KeytarCat: Heck yeah!
PharaohBender27: No problem, @ghyllnox ! :)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Would the baby cry be better or worse than a continuous looping goat scream?
ghyllnox: Ngl hype about a month of ad-free mobile Twitch replays
KeytarCat: Spinny ghost baby
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Worse, I think. Goat screams are fine.
Lysander_salamander: lrrHAM
saucemaster5000: how about the eye makes the sound of someone slowly smacking their lips at random intervals right behind you
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zu_o I genuinely enjoy that sometimes too. But only when I think people are not getting it and I'm not having to explain some niche knowledge and being reminded just how small of a venn diagram piece I live in
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Probably goat scream, but I'd want to hear *which* goat scream first to be certain
ghyllnox: Can you gank the ghost's crown?
Sorator13: @saucemaster5000 still not as bad as a baby crying, but definitely not good either
saucemaster5000: @Sorator13 I see you did not sit in front of me when I finished tests first in 6th grade
Lysander_salamander: Is it like "silence with a random goat scream at strange intervals?"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 It's looping, but I didn't specify it was the same loop and I'm going to take advantage of that. So it's a loop between different screams, some are fine, some are the worst and they are shuffled so you can never predict
Wicker_Guide: golden standard: cat meowing played backwards
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig thanks, satan!
KeytarCat: I don't like that the false archers are a playable color, but that's small pudding
ghyllnox: lrrFINE
saucemaster5000: I feel we've done good brainstorming tonight. Put good back into a dying world
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Hey, if I'm Satan it is only towards humans! I want all animals to live their best lives
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 That sounds more like the "sandpaper on the brain" type torture, whereas baby scream is like just below the threshold of causing me physical pain
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Is that dying world the brain of that baby and/or goat?
KeytarCat: you keep the special arrows! I forgot that bit
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also if I get too dark please tell me, I can get very twisted in my humor and I know that sometimes it bothers people
saucemaster5000: what are we if not synapses in a dying goat baby
saucemaster5000: not a sentence I expected to type tonight
KeytarCat: Avoiding targets is harder than hitting them, sometimes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I mean, that would explain a lot about the trends of the current world
PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 Well that kid has a hell of an imagination, then
ghyllnox: To be fair, shooting each other a lot is most of what this game rewards you for
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Does chat ever truly lead to sentences you expect? Especially LRR chat?
Sorator13: Ian was doing so well
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 When the fires spread as the planet immolates it will be literally!
Sorator13: one shot an enemy, one shot two enemies with one arrow, then one shot himself
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, don't remind me :\
KeytarCat: "As the world burns, on the final day, we will be literate"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, it sucks royally for sure, but we can go back to happy topics like the never ending randomized track of goat screams!
PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat Where's that quote from?
KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 a guy in my imagination
SquareDotCube: just remember nobody's got a crossbow
PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat I see
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig an hour of silence occasionally broken by a goat scream?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 But not consistently an hour
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Is that guy the incarnation of your chat avatar?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Guy in the gender neutral sense
ChaoticObserver: Left: The Other Right!
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig I don't think this website is even a thing anymore, but there used to be a site where you could have two YouTube videos play simultaneously side-by-side, and someone paired the opening of the Usher song "Papers" with a video of a goat screaming, and it matches ASTONISHINGLY well
KeytarCat: I just have vignettes going in my brain constantly
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KeytarCat: so my unattributed quotes are just lines from those scenes, seeded by chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Same, it took a few doctors for them to believe they were actually not trying to make me do bad things, just spouting mostly nonsense that occasionally other people thought was smart for some reason
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 That sounds utterly amazing. This channel seems to have died but forever ago there was this channel doing utterly amazing mashups including great work on the videos. My favorite is he did Lady Gaga's Judas with a Judas Priest song
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig So my avatar is, literally, Pharaoh Bender, from an episode of Futurama. When I first made a forum account circa 2008, I had been watching a lot of Futurama, and I'm also big on history and the earliest incarnation of that passion was a childhood fascination with Ancient Egypt, so I chose "PharaohBender" as a username. And I've kept it since for a sense of continuity.
Lysander_salamander: yay
PharaohBender27: lrrHORN
empyreon: FBtouchdown
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Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrAWESOME lrrAWESOME
Its_VeeBot: "Impossible doesn't mean very difficult; Very difficult is winning the Nobel Prize. Impossible is eating the sun."
SnackPak_: no one likes ghosts with i frames
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 To me as someone who did an archaeology program and was one of the only non classics people who weren't using that as an easy way out I thought it was a completely reasonable Ancient Egypt thing plus Last Airbender
KeytarCat: Did Ian lose his bow?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat If it is possible in the game no, if it is supposedly impossible yes
KeytarCat: fair point :P
ghyllnox: Don't we all Cori
Thefluffiestguineapig: When Heather says anything in that jubilant tone it makes me automatically worry
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Just embrace the chaos and it won't worry you anymore lunarj1Heart
ghyllnox: Two bad guy???
KeytarCat: Several false archers is absolutely brutal
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 It's not a worry about any of them (Rhythm Cafe disabused me of that) more just needing to check I didn't miss a hilarious reversal
KeytarCat: OH, false archers are red with a bow, Ian's guy has no bow! that's a small difference
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ah, I see :D
KeytarCat: They do carry over, Ian is right
PMAvers: Obi Won Kenodeeznuts, you are our only hope
KeytarCat: THREE???
ReachW: And they don't stop coming
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PMAvers I'm such a hopeless nerd that I started trying to think up more quotes to extend that already very good joke and all I can come up with is "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground" and then teebagging and giggling like a 13 year old
KeytarCat: im done caps
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Better than teabagging a 13 year old
PharaohBender27: @Sorator13 lrrWOW
Sorator13: (that's how I read it at first)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Hey, wasn't Padme 14 in that movie? Kappa
ghyllnox: So close!
PharaohBender27: Time for lrrCORI to continue wiping the floor!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 She must replace those mop heads frequently with how much use they get
adept_nekomancer: Welp, so much for that town
Sorator13: Oh! That seems bad.
voren_chalco: @PharaohBender27 Well, the floors of these levels are filthy.
Sorator13: ian pls
Sorator13: the friendly fire is no longer friendly, is now just fire
KeytarCat: The other worlds are cool, and have the additional gimmicks. I spent a year playing co-op with a friend, so it holds a special place in my heart
Thefluffiestguineapig: @voren_chalco Like that one bathroom from the last Powerwash Simulator stream?
Sorator13: I love how the body drops when you pick up an arrow if it was pinned by an arrow
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown
PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig The one where lrrSERGE talked about that bonkers awful club bathroom?
saucemaster5000: Bomberman is surprisingly fun every time I play
Sorator13: @PharaohBender27 yes!
Sorator13: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Yup, that bathroom is now a specific level of hell in my mind
dumbo3k: Okay, I understand the lava bubbling up from below, but how does it bubble down from above?
Sorator13: @dumbo3k Well, given that things that fall down wind up on the top of the screen again, there's clearly some link there
LordZarano: @dumbo3k World's a torus
PharaohBender27: @dumbo3k "Um, reverse gravity? Oh hey what's that over there?" (runs away)
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think just off screen there are literally Aperature Science portals
Sorator13: I have spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about how that style of portal would be useful and fun IRL
Sorator13: Ooh, big chest
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 As someone who would like to not have to reserve spoons to drive if I have a taxing task to do having a standing portal could be tech
Sorator13: Was... was that a homing arrow?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Those sometimes need reducing to prevent back problems
ghyllnox: Oh this is to 25 or something
Tangsm: Like they both just fired and then held out their quivers.
Sorator13: arrows? who needs arrows? I have FEET
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Said like someone who knows the value of a gravity enhanced DIVE KICK
Sorator13: Do fire hops make spicy beer?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Or just overheat the yeast?
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig best served... warm?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are fire hops considered cheating in Olympic high jump?
Sorator13: I think they'd be a disadvantage
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 So you need to wait for it to cool to room temperature
Sorator13: and also a safety hazard
PharaohBender27: @Sorator13 (Insert that crapshot where the punchline is lrrIAN just pouring siracha sauce into a PBR) (thought that still wouldn't convince me to ingest PBR sparkl171Smug )
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Honestly there's a lot that is built into many Olympic contests that is a big safety hazard
Sorator13: I'm thinking of Cam running while saying "bathroom's on fire!!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or Alex talking about destroying a bathroom
SnackPak_: nerf Cori
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know that was a running joke in CH
adept_nekomancer: Ghost status: installed
Thefluffiestguineapig: I vote next emote/pin be a nerf Cori
TheAinMAP: RPGGhosto
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig I see that you have also watched trampoline! Gotta love an event with designated spotters to try to slide a safety mat underneath you when you fall.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Are you using this to install things to find all the weirdness we aren't ashamed of to make us feel at home? From you it wouldn't truly be malware
SnackPak_: we all know James has a history with ghosts
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Emphasis on "try" with truly awful success rates
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly the fact trampoline has a higher serious injury rate than Olympic level cross country/three day eventing is horrific
dumbo3k: we must free the Jhost from the flesh prisons!
Fanklok: !findquote ghost
LRRbot: Quote #1897: "I'm full of ghosts." —Alex [2016-02-19]
Thefluffiestguineapig: For those not into the horse stuff three day eventers/cross country riders are the people we look at the way many of you look at us
Diabore: !findquote r1
LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these lrrEFF ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
adept_nekomancer: @Thefluffiestguineapig It was mostly a joking reference to Heather being a ghost installer (Rhythm Cafe thing from a while back I think).
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig I can't say that I'm surprised, though
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Ah, sorry, did not realize. Also it surprises me that was Heather and not something from TTSF
Sorator13: like, past a certain point I would think injuries aren't that *common*, but when they happen, they're not gonna be minor
Sorator13: meanwhile, ghosts!
KeytarCat: Ian with the +1/-1 once again?
Tangsm: Ghosts are like hermit crabs. They use found objects as skeletons.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Relatively speaking since it is the highest level of competition you would think that injury rates would go down, not up
Thefluffiestguineapig: Man, Ian saying that got me for some reason
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig alas, open-ended scoring means that folks push for more and more
LurkerSpine: Jay-ya-yames, come out and play-ay-ay
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Just like Long John Silver" and now Cori letting her true self out to taunt James really got me
TheAinMAP: sergeScience sergeScience sergeScience
Thefluffiestguineapig: I needed that but boy I've just been reminded I haven't laughed that hard in a while
Lysander_salamander: wow
Easilycrazyhat: *boratvoice* MY GHOST
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig lrrHEART
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LurkerSpine Jay-ya-yames Catch the arrow, it's fun!
Sorator13: the bombs really do add to the chaos
Lysander_salamander: this is delightful
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 I wonder how many mods you could add before it is just an asymptotic curve that you don't register the increase as much but it never truly maxes out
korvys: Apparently Prism Arrows prevent ghosts, btw, if you're looking for interesting interactions
KeytarCat: Heather with the ambush
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Thanks, also lrrHEART lrrAWESOME back at you
Easilycrazyhat: *Equally good
Thefluffiestguineapig: "All" being generous
KeytarCat: 4 points!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think "all" in this case is like Serge saying "we" during Camel Up
Dalrint: What is dead can never die. or something.
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig also like my aunt saying "we" when making plans to get up at 4am to go for a nature walk on Saturday morning
Easilycrazyhat: #ThingsIanSays
Sorator13: (I was with family this weekend. It was nice, but our schedules are Not the same, lol.)
ghyllnox: "Hard like a ghost"
Sorator13: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox Using the Moh's scale of course
Sorator13: they ARE slightly homing!
KeytarCat: so if we do another variant round, can we do lasers?
Zu_o: @Thefluffiestguineapig but then they'd only be mohstly hard.
Easilycrazyhat: That was so symmetrical
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zu_o If I could send you my deadpan slow clap through your screen I would
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Tangsm: I like that the ghosts smile when they kill.
Zu_o: @Thefluffiestguineapig :)
CaptainSpam: So when does LRR get a Killer Queen setup and go nuts with that? Kappa
KeytarCat: remember, human kills after the round still count!
Sorator13: I like how the shields get used up almost immediately
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tangsm It's nice they found work they enjoy in a career they can keep
SnackPak_: sergeGG
Easilycrazyhat: Just don't cross them
korvys: Apparently Prism Arrows prevent ghosts, btw, if you're looking for interesting interactions
SnackPak_: mayhem mode
Fanklok: Cab you turn on all of them at once?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Exploding corpses are always fun too- next up on TTSF!
KeytarCat: Oh that's a lot more variants than I expected
KeytarCat: yay
iris_of_ether: Greatest Anime Betrayals
Sorator13: so does corpse explosion just negate ghost on death?
Sorator13: seems like it
adept_nekomancer: Only non-explosive corpses can haunt people. Makes sense.
Fanklok: You ever die so hard your body kills your ghost?
Sorator13: @Fanklok https://imgur.com/38I521Z
ReachW: amazing
TheAinMAP: lrrWOW
KeytarCat: Heather places good traps
Sorator13: LUL
ghyllnox: LULLLL
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Yes, this is known. So good sometimes even her friends who also know this forget to look
Serifina: Hello I am here to watch chaos and death
Sorator13: @Serifina you're definitely in the right place at the right time!
Sorator13: we're playing with some, uh, *changes*
ghyllnox: We made this game a bullet hell
Sorator13: which is impressive considering there are only arrows, no bullets
KeytarCat: So how would laser tag change if we took away arrow tracking?
Tangsm: Cori unlocked he secret single player mode.
KeytarCat: Unlock!
Sorator13: that's so many bombs!
KeytarCat: now there's a not red fourth character!
invickthus: awww yeah, this game rips
Sorator13: how was cori's arrow bouncing off her there?
Serifina: So now that I'm not trying to fight off my cat from eating my pizza... what in the holy name of Nyx is *going on here*
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tangsm It was supposed to be secret?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Serifina Cori is winning
Serifina: @Thefluffiestguineapig Tell me something new. :p
saucemaster5000: @Serifina NOTHING! (hides the bouncy pon arrows and goes back to chopping onions)
Serifina: o_O
Sorator13: @Serifina Normal towerfall! But everyone starts with laser arrows (which bounce until they hit something), everyone has giant heads, corpses explode shortly after death, and the one treasure chest on each level can be opened repeatedly instead of just once
PharaohBender27: !players
LRRbot: Today's players: Heather (P1 Blue), Cori (P2 Orange), James (P3 Green), and Ian (P4 Red)
ghyllnox: We technically have ghosts turned on too, but the explosion kills them
Serifina: @Sorator13 ...WELP
PharaohBender27: @Serifina So new thing is Heather is doing well to the point of now leading
Dalrint: It's a shame exploding corspes doesn't turn the ghosts into floating land-mines
Serifina: Cori and Heather are both OP.
Dalrint: air-mines?
Sorator13: @Serifina So, yknow, just normal towefall!
adept_nekomancer: @ghyllnox Ghostbusters would have been a very different movie if all the ghosts were made of nitroglycerine
ghyllnox: There's land mines and sea mines, we call air mines Hindenburgs or rockets
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dalrint So the quadcopters but with explosives?
Sorator13: @adept_nekomancer a new use for ectoplasm!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox But those move
Sorator13: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Is that what makes pure nitroglycerin so volatile? It's tenuous connection to the mortal plane?
ghyllnox: @thefluffiestguineapig so do ghosts!
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig That would explain why it's so useful as a medical treatment, to keep people from leaving said mortal plane
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox But mines don't
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Oh it makes so much sense now!!
Sorator13: LUL
Sorator13: You succeeded, but at what cost?
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Not to be confused with the mortal (air)plane, which everyone should leave as soon as possible
ghyllnox: @thefluffiestguineapig how about anti-aircraft missiles
Sorator13: Or the mortal plain, which is just difficult to tutor for
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox Those are missiles, different than mines
PharaohBender27: Do we have time for a Heather/Cori/Someone else outta nowhere prediction?
adept_nekomancer: Missiles are just mines we yeet really fast.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Isn't the mortal plain just mono khaki norm core? (Not what Ian does, he dresses with too much sass)
Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer But the underwater mines are different than torpedoes, ergo air mines must be different than missiles
Sorator13: the skill!!
Sorator13: cori tried so hard
Thefluffiestguineapig: Does that mean that hey now, you're the allstar?
CaptainSpam: Ah, big head mode. Inexplicably the most important cheat code in the 90s.
PharaohBender27: @CaptainSpam Well, it is explicable - it gave you a BIG HEAD sparkl171Smug
saucemaster5000: seabatBRAIN
Sorator13: oh dear. oh sweetie.
Sorator13: PogChamp
saucemaster5000: big heads mean big brains. just ask birds
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Yes, obviously. Or the ankylosaur or the prehistoric crocadelians of many varieties
ghyllnox: James has actually managed quite a few kills, he just usually also gets himself
Sorator13: LUL
Sorator13: I believe James has learned that lesson the hard way before on Minecraft
Thefluffiestguineapig: (I've been listening to a lot of PBS Eons so birds means many kinds of dinosaur to me)
KeytarCat: ooooh, Cori and Heather at the top!
ReachW: I mean, you can go in while there's lava there, you just ain't coming out
KeytarCat: One ace and we done!
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Many, many many many (ad infinitum)
KeytarCat: YOOO
TheAinMAP: FallWinning
PharaohBender27: Next time lrrCORI will be replaced with someone else just to make things less predictable :p
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori reigns supreme!!!!
Sorator13: ty for stream!!
KeytarCat: thank for strim!
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrHEATHER lrrIAN lrrCORI lrrJAMES lrrAWESOME
NotCainNorAbel: same picture
KeytarCat: I love this game, and I would love a bonus stream of a normal mode run of the nightmare co-op!
Zu_o: (Beej call back, sorry.)
adept_nekomancer: High school as prison? Yeah, that tracks.
PharaohBender27: tqsLOL
Thefluffiestguineapig: But will there be ooze? And secrets of it?
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Dalrint: Ten years of subs. Wow.
KeytarCat: Thanks again, pharaoh!
CaptainSpam: Ten. Years.
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KWardJenx: Great Stream. Thank you
TheAinMAP: rebell1Shaft rebell1Shaft lrrAWESOME lrrDOTS
Wondermoo: The 10 years
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits guyjudgeBits
LurkerSpine: g'bye
NotCainNorAbel: 10 years is amazing
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
ReachW: LUL lrrSHINE
PharaohBender27: Go to play three more rounds, it sounds like sparkl171Smug
NotCainNorAbel: if you read 10 in binary then 120 months is finally the two year
KWardJenx: Congrats to the 10 year veterans. Thank you for supporting them early.
PharaohBender27: ^ Though also keep in mind, there's some veterans who don't have that badge due to their budget. For instance, pretty sure that in the Crossing the Streams YT VODs from 2015 where they had to have onscreen chat, @Metric_Furlong's name was visible
Juliamon: I have the badge but a lower sub count because of the months where I was waiting for disability paperwork to go through
Juliamon: so I'm at 111 months
emberBecky: muffins
emberBecky: oops wrong chat. keeping doing that -_-
Juliamon: haha it's ok
Juliamon: ok enough of that badge
Juliamon: I've never been fond of "first" claimants anyway
Juliamon: so having it next to my name feels bad