Crossing the Streams || TowerFall Ascension

 kusinohki: cori confirmed "best dan"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I do enjoy getting to see them as they get warmed up and start to get on Cori's level
 Thefluffiestguineapig: James falling! His second greatest weakness!
 spawnofhastur: but the sun is a deadly lazer?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The chat gambling gets more interesting now
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Izandai: What in the hell
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't know if my bet went through, I might have been laughing too hard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That reminds me of that moment on the ship in Anastasia where she is having a vision that is telling her to jump
 definenull: ooh what is the split camera tech?
Izandai: WOW
TristalMTG: Please tell me you're all playing this on Ouya
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig twitch has a thing where the first message after a bet doesnt show the number *for you* but it does for everyone else, its weird
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore That is incredibly annoying and also very on brand
 korvys: @definenull I think it's just one wide shot, split into two elements on screen
  Juliamon: definenull Make two of the same camera window, cropped differently
 Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig or as what just happened to me, it shows the previous bet number
Izandai: That's actually a more general thing where any time you do something that changes your badges, even just subscribing, your first message doesn't show that change for you. I would guess it's some kind of caching thing with the chat interface.
 definenull: its such a genius stream layout
Izandai: 
  Feriority: Hey folks, how goes the stream-crossing?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The new moonbase will be fun for them to stretch their wings layout wise
 PharaohBender27: @Feriority Well,  's been crushing it so much that bets are now for second place 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Feriority Cori is winning, so now chat gambling is voting on everyone but Cori
 korvys: #NerfCori
 Diabore: what happens in a tie?
ghyllnox: Lmao
  Juliamon: I will refund ties
 Sorator13: koala award!
JadedCynic: oooh, the brambles!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: The Ouya did not fail, it strategically withdrew form distribution
 Diabore: @Juliamon alternative solution, tie breaker is deaths and if those are tied as well then refund?
Lysander_salamander: wow
  Juliamon: I'm taking a quick cookie break for this match
Lysander_salamander: hello everyone!
 PharaohBender27: @TheDailyMapleSyrup After relentless ridicule from the press (insert Checkpoint montage here)
 saucemaster5000: cookies! 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon How dare you want to imbibe delicious cookies!!
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 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander Hello! Cori is leaving everyone in the dust per usual
Lysander_salamander: cool
 definenull: foiled again!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Lysander_salamander You did miss Ian saying his responses were a conditioned response from his living situation
Izandai: 
 Diabore: call it skill ian
 Sorator13: Oh no, lava!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a very Ian response
Izandai: Jesus fuck Cori
 Diabore: that was a good back and forth
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The Brambulence is what happens when someone thinks they can wear shorts on a backtrail hike
 Metric_Furlong: @Izandai Jesus doesn't fuck anyone I'm afraid 
 definenull: sniped
TheAinMAP: Wow.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori's motto in life "never give up fighting"
Izandai: Sniped!
 iarethel0ser: 
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 Niahlah: new moonbase, who dis??
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 RealGamerCow: Those are definitely Pikmin noises.
 spawnofhastur: i know a guy who's good at helping your vertical gamee
 SquareDotCube: I believe the vertical game is "don't get landed on"
Izandai: 
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 SnackPak_: 
ghyllnox: 
Izandai: WTF
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SquareDotCube As a short person I can say also "avoid elbows in the face"
 definenull: yeet?
 spawnofhastur: goomba'd
 definenull: she cancelled can't draw horses to warm up for this 
 BrowneePoints: James, that's because unlike you, Cori is good at games.(heavy sarcasm and jocular tone implied)
 niccus: can draw arrows club
 Diabore: f?
  Juliamon: F
ghyllnox: F
 Sorator13: 
SmashTCG: Another F?
 definenull: uh oh
 theamc2000: f
KeytarCat: ah?
 asddsa28: F
JadedCynic: @niccus nice 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Noooooo
 korvys: !picnic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 airylan: 
 SAJewers: lrrFine
 eshplode: Oh, it's not me
 SnackPak_: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: F
 Metric_Furlong: !panic
  LRRbot:  THERE IS NO NEED TO PANIC, IT'S FINE. 
 underhill33: 
JadedCynic: F
 Niahlah: F for stream
SmashTCG: More and more F's in twitch rightnow
  Feriority: 
 jedi_master_zll: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Game's cursed
 definenull: this game is so cursed
 iarethel0ser: Telus heard what was going on.
 CaptainSpam: PICNIC!
voren_chalco: 
RebekahWSD: Oh, that's...not my internet
TherapyforNarwhals: I'm sorry yall I joined and it crashed 
  mowdownjoe: I was worried it was the thunderstorm in my area. Good. Not just me.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Juliamon already told us they brought cookies!
 hieroglyphica: Oh dang
ghyllnox: "Who you callin' pee..ee..ee"
 Sorator13: what is it about this game yoinking the stream?
 MAPBoardgames: 
RebekahWSD: @mowdownjoe Samesies! Thought the storm took internet
 Diabore: back
 definenull: we back?
 korvys: We back
 SnackPak_: 
 Sorator13: we back!
 iarethel0ser: 
 Riiiiiiis: and back
 Metric_Furlong: it's back
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Back again!!
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 PharaohBender27: Are we back? I think we're back?
TherapyforNarwhals: Thanks paul/tech gods 
Skye_Nighthawk: Same here xD Bad thunderstorms down here
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entrophant: 90% of the time I open chat (on any channel) it's to check if the stream crashed for everyone else 
 fredcheckers: I assume lrr makes local recordings of the vods>
  Juliamon: Whew, didn't miss the match outcome
JadedCynic: man, first I refreshed and the ad didn't even complete 
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ghyllnox: Oh yay
JadedCynic: "So what did we learn, kids? Yes, that's right: 'Never try.'"
 definenull: that was a barrage
  Juliamon: take NO chances
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic And never give up fighting
 GhostValv: a rainy day of arrows 
 PharaohBender27: 
Skye_Nighthawk:  gg!
 Diabore: get goomba'd
Despoiler98:   
 SnackPak_: 
Izandai: 
 jedi_master_zll: 
 Rourke9: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Heather (P1 Blue), Cori (P2 Orange), James (P3 Green), and Ian (P4 Red)
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 korvys: @Juliamon I think the next has to be "Which non-Cori player will get the most?"
 LurkerSpine: 100 Let's go Cori *clap clap clap clap clap*
 Sorator13: @korvys fwiw, we did that earlier
ghyllnox: @korvys We did that and it was a tie
  Juliamon: Going back to it, yeah
 Sorator13: not that we can't do it again, of course!
 korvys: Oh, I must have missed that one
  Juliamon: The previous Cori-less one was a tie and I refunded
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Juliamon is on it with the creative choices, that one made me laugh so loud my cat looked up at me
  Juliamon: this time I have included the tie option
 PharaohBender27: @Juliamon Yeah and *someone* bet big on it at the last second 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian's brain has short circuited and now words that start the same are the same while his refresh completes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: As someone who has those moments when focusing a lot I can sympathize
 Sorator13: 
JadedCynic: boxed in 
 GhostValv: o7
JadedCynic: own worst enemy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The moment of helpless laughter is so beautiful
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The fact Ian sets the controller down and almost recoils for a moment is also funny to me
ghyllnox: Ohhhhh just barely not a tie!
 Sorator13: Worst Accounting 
 Rourke9: yaaay!!
 LordZarano: Wow 30x payout
 Dalrint: Infinite falling!
 CastleOtranto: That was the first time I won channel points on a bet in like six months. The cold streak is over.
ghyllnox: You didn't hop on the "Cori, Cori, Cori" train? Dang
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit! I was focused on the funny people being funny and missed the vote!
 GhostValv: it could be a boat
 definenull: nice
 jedi_master_zll: Wooo!
 CastleOtranto: @ghyllnox Ever since I won 111,000 points on a 1000 point bet, I only bet on underdogs
 Sorator13: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CastleOtranto Dude, I am so glad you are using that power for good in the chat
ghyllnox: Biiiiig stompy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori "Choo Choo" Dickinson
  Juliamon: Sorry I had a distraction, was that Heather?
ghyllnox: That was P1
ghyllnox: Red
egonomadic: I'm struggling to figure out who's who.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Heather (P1 Blue), Cori (P2 Orange), James (P3 Green), and Ian (P4 Red)
ghyllnox: Yeah me too @egonomadic but that's part of the fun with the betting
 SnackPak_: run James!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also
egonomadic: I've been watching the stream on my TV with my kid who's treating this like a football game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorry, also using knowledge of ambient skill level plus curse debuffs
egonomadic: So I didn't know there was betting!
 korvys: #NerfCori
 Sorator13: It's important to teach the children how to gamble!
KeytarCat: Good news!  the DLC co-op mode is 4 players!
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Now Cori and Heather are teaming up for psychological warfare
ghyllnox: Plunk!
 Sorator13: that brief cry
 Sorator13: 
 DiscordianTokkan: Ah, the disappearing cat noise
 CaptainSpam: I keep hearing a Pikmin being plucked...
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ghyllnox: @egonomadic I'm the same way, I usually second-screen streams but this is first-screen content
 definenull: squish
ghyllnox: Well there was a tie, but not for last
JadedCynic: @ghyllnox IKR?  I've had a picross puzzle on my other monitor for over an hour now 
 jedi_master_zll: I'm doing pretty well tonight.
  Juliamon: OBLITERATED
 Sorator13: Oh dear. I typed an extra digit into that bet
 Sorator13: Oh well!
TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: 
 Sorator13: what does the red skull indicate?
 jonnykefka: A self-kill, minus one point
 Sorator13: gotcha
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah well, predicting the other end of the equation takes way more luck
 Dalrint: I want a professional league of this game instead of overwatch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dalrint But like the MtG Community Cup for team selection
ghyllnox: Hell yeah @dalrint
 Sorator13: 
ghyllnox: Ohhhh same result but different!
 SquareDotCube: press B?
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/BeautifulSeductiveCodLeeroyJenkins-tPiG-lc7loKT2ghi
 Dalrint: We're learning cori is some kind of towerfall savant
 Sorator13: Nice!
  Juliamon: nah, Cori's just good at video games
 jonnykefka: Cori is just terrifying in most PvP games, really.
TheAinMAP: Nice shot.
ghyllnox: Awww waited too long
ghyllnox: @jonnykefka You could make that shorter
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @jonnykefka In PvP games she is always the archenemy, even if it an unofficial designation
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ghyllnox: Lmao
 Diabore: this game is so good for clipping
 Sorator13: suddenly, geometry!
  Juliamon: 
 korvys: "If you catch a prism arrow, you're encased in this tiny prison"
 Sorator13: oh man, when you picked up that arrow, Cori's body fell
 Sorator13: that's some nice little physics
ghyllnox: Prism Arrows behave the same as Standard Arrows, however when caught by a player or enemy archer they will become trapped in a prism. When inside a prism the player can perform all the regular actions including firing arrows out of the prism, though their movement is constrained to the prism's small dimensions. Other players, enemies and their arrows can pass through prisms as normal
ghyllnox: From the wiki
ghyllnox: Basically don't catch then
 Getter404: The blaggole?
 couchboyj: Trapped in a mirror, smoke weed for life is my favorite LRRism
 Sorator13: @couchboyj is that from something before today?
ghyllnox: Ooh very close
 saucemaster5000: but if we can't laugh at the phantom zone people, who CAN we laugh at????
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 In the darkest timeline, the phantom zone laughs at you!
 couchboyj: Its a Serge quote from a Magic stream
JadedCynic: WOW
 saucemaster5000: 
ghyllnox: Ian!!!
ghyllnox: Nope, Heather
ghyllnox: Players are confusing
 Diabore: lordzano takes it ALL
 LurkerSpine: game complete
 Stella_Noctis:  
 Metric_Furlong: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
KeytarCat: DLC co-op is 4 players
 Diabore: oh self kills, nevermind
 korvys: They finally nerfed Cori
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Hey, that could be a way to use Cori's skills for good
 Metric_Furlong: while we're on break, there's a very normal poll open, if anyone wants to influence my to-watch list https://take.quiz-maker.com/poll4895589x500b4a7a-151
 korvys: Oh, we could predict most/least deaths
 nickthecatbear: Oh wow, I won 175k out of the 196k pot, haha. Well, gonna have to make some stupid large bets soon 
 Metric_Furlong: (all 4 Furlong Points™ available for anyone playing the guessing game)
ghyllnox: @metric_furlong Surely they should be Furlongs
 saucemaster5000: voted, knew the words but not in that order. Hope that helped.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No context for the animes I just went off the title that felt most like Furlong
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 Metric_Furlong: @ghyllnox I can't give out units of distance again; not after The Incident
 saucemaster5000: @Metric_Furlong are you responsible for the star wars parsec debacle?
 Wicker_Guide: The Reality Board is pleased to see you remember your probation @Metric_Furlong
 Metric_Furlong: @saucemaster5000 I'm not at liberty to discuss the nature of The Incident, owing to the nature of The Incident
 saucemaster5000: 
 definenull: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like this is similar to the Calvin and Hobbes Spagetti Incident
ghyllnox: Beep boop
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't think that was the exact name
 62MGcobra: beep beep boop
 saucemaster5000: nah it was deinitely the spaghetti incident
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think it was just the Noodle Incident?
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Noodle Incident, you mean?
 saucemaster5000: eh close enough
 PharaohBender27: Pog! Beer - the beer that makes you go 
 Riiiiiiis: @ThingsOnMyStream I sent you an email about the pan/tilt progress 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you both! My excuse is I worked really hard at focusing when I was asked impromptu to shadow after an interview
KeytarCat: It has bosses!
 Diabore: gotta be legend
 Diabore: boooo
KeytarCat: I've beat it with 1 friend on hardcore, I think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh @ThingsOnMyStream if I have a proposal for a thing for LRL would you like me to put together a pitch and send it somewhere or is that for more established people? You don't have to reply in open chat if that's not ok
ghyllnox: Teabagging revives, huh
 Its_VeeBot: 
Zu_o: @ghyllnox resurrection comes at a steep cost.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zu_o Which universe's cost?
KeytarCat: bonk each other to trade arrows
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know some are steeper than others
ghyllnox: Tonberries!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: At least it's everyone goes if one goes rules
Zu_o: @Thefluffiestguineapig one in which tea is steeped, to properly relay the pun i made.
KeytarCat: the laser crystals!
Zu_o: @Zu_o or norwegian kronr.
ghyllnox: @thefluffiestguineapig Presumably the one where your teammates' metaphorical pixelated nuts are in your face
KeytarCat: you can steal special arrows from enemies!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zu_o Ah, sorry I am in very literal neurodivergent mode and face palmed as soon as I saw that message
 Dalrint: When they revive someone, are they pulling them out of the ground like a turnip in SMB2?
Zu_o: @Thefluffiestguineapig it's okay, explaining the joke always makes the joke more funny.
ghyllnox: Ahh it was a pun! Good pun
ghyllnox: Steeped Deez tea
KeytarCat: Tripple rez!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zu_o Yup, definitely explaining jokes makes them better (honestly in this case it did but it is definitely in the minority for my experience)
KeytarCat: Boss time!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that portal is strangely suggestive
KeytarCat: I fuckin love this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The wiggling optical nerves are upsetting
Lysander_salamander: wow
 Sorator13: oh dear
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 KeytarCat: Co-op is how you learn to fire fewer arrows 
Lysander_salamander: I didn't know there was a non-pvp mode
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  Juliamon: It's DLC I think
 KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 oh shit, thanks!
 xVoxtric: Long Live Bender!
 Riiiiiiis: @Thefluffiestguineapig you mean the eye tails? Eyes have tails, how else do you think they get swim into your skull..
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 Lysander_salamander: Thanks, PharaohBender27!  You're pretty cool
 PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat No problem! 
 Sorator13: why did the eyeball squawk like a bird?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Riiiiiiis I knew they had those but I thought they were for emergencies only
 ghyllnox: Aww thanks @pharaohbender27 !
 saucemaster5000: @Sorator13 would you prefer it cried like a human baby?
 PharaohBender27: @Lysander_salamander To quote Bob Newhart: Same to you, pal!
 Riiiiiiis: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh yeah, also when the eye needs to leave again ofc
 Sorator13: @saucemaster5000 I would not, no
Zu_o: @Thefluffiestguineapig I like ruining my jokes. It's funny to me when I am shroedinger's comedy.
 KeytarCat: Heck yeah!
 PharaohBender27: No problem, @ghyllnox ! 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Would the baby cry be better or worse than a continuous looping goat scream?
 ghyllnox: Ngl hype about a month of ad-free mobile Twitch replays
 KeytarCat: Spinny ghost baby
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Worse, I think. Goat screams are fine.
 Lysander_salamander: 
 saucemaster5000: how about the eye makes the sound of someone slowly smacking their lips at random intervals right behind you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zu_o I genuinely enjoy that sometimes too. But only when I think people are not getting it and I'm not having to explain some niche knowledge and being reminded just how small of a venn diagram piece I live in
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Probably goat scream, but I'd want to hear *which* goat scream first to be certain
 ghyllnox: Can you gank the ghost's crown?
 Sorator13: @saucemaster5000 still not as bad as a baby crying, but definitely not good either
 saucemaster5000: @Sorator13 I see you did not sit in front of me when I finished tests first in 6th grade
 Lysander_salamander: Is it like "silence with a random goat scream at strange intervals?"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 It's looping, but I didn't specify it was the same loop and I'm going to take advantage of that. So it's a loop between different screams, some are fine, some are the worst and they are shuffled so you can never predict
 Wicker_Guide: golden standard: cat meowing played backwards
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig thanks, satan!
 KeytarCat: I don't like that the false archers are a playable color, but that's small pudding
 ghyllnox: 
 saucemaster5000: I feel we've done good brainstorming tonight. Put good back into a dying world
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Hey, if I'm Satan it is only towards humans! I want all animals to live their best lives
 PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 That sounds more like the "sandpaper on the brain" type torture, whereas baby scream is like just below the threshold of causing me physical pain
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Is that dying world the brain of that baby and/or goat?
 KeytarCat: you keep the special arrows!  I forgot that bit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also if I get too dark please tell me, I can get very twisted in my humor and I know that sometimes it bothers people
 saucemaster5000: what are we if not synapses in a dying goat baby
 saucemaster5000: not a sentence I expected to type tonight
 KeytarCat: Avoiding targets is harder than hitting them, sometimes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 I mean, that would explain a lot about the trends of the current world
 PharaohBender27: @saucemaster5000 Well that kid has a hell of an imagination, then
 ghyllnox: To be fair, shooting each other a lot is most of what this game rewards you for
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Does chat ever truly lead to sentences you expect? Especially LRR chat?
 Sorator13: Ian was doing so well
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 When the fires spread as the planet immolates  it will be literally!
 Sorator13: one shot an enemy, one shot two enemies with one arrow, then one shot himself
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yeah, don't remind me 
 KeytarCat: "As the world burns, on the final day, we will be literate"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, it sucks royally for sure, but we can go back to happy topics like the never ending randomized track of goat screams!
 PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat Where's that quote from?
 KeytarCat: @PharaohBender27 a guy in my imagination
 SquareDotCube: just remember nobody's got a crossbow
 PharaohBender27: @KeytarCat I see
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig an hour of silence occasionally broken by a goat scream?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 But not consistently an hour
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Is that guy the incarnation of your chat avatar?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Guy in the gender neutral sense
 ChaoticObserver: Left: The Other Right!
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig I don't think this website is even a thing anymore, but there used to be a site where you could have two YouTube videos play simultaneously side-by-side, and someone paired the opening of the Usher song "Papers" with a video of a goat screaming, and it matches ASTONISHINGLY well
 KeytarCat: I just have vignettes going in my brain constantly
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 KeytarCat: so my unattributed quotes are just lines from those scenes, seeded by chat
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Same, it took a few doctors for them to believe they were actually not trying to make me do bad things, just spouting mostly nonsense that occasionally other people thought was smart for some reason
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 That sounds utterly amazing. This channel seems to have died but forever ago there was this channel doing utterly amazing mashups including great work on the videos. My favorite is he did Lady Gaga's Judas with a Judas Priest song
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig So my avatar is, literally, Pharaoh Bender, from an episode of Futurama. When I first made a forum account circa 2008, I had been watching a lot of Futurama, and I'm also big on history and the earliest incarnation of that passion was a childhood fascination with Ancient Egypt, so I chose "PharaohBender" as a username. And I've kept it since for a sense of continuity.
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 PharaohBender27: 
TheAinMAP: lrrAWESOME
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 Its_VeeBot: "Impossible doesn't mean very difficult; Very difficult is winning the Nobel Prize. Impossible is eating the sun."
 SnackPak_: no one likes ghosts with i frames
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 To me as someone who did an archaeology program and was one of the only non classics people who weren't using that as an easy way out I thought it was a completely reasonable Ancient Egypt thing plus Last Airbender
 KeytarCat: Did Ian lose his bow?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat If it is possible in the game no, if it is supposedly impossible yes
 KeytarCat: fair point 
 ghyllnox: Don't we all Cori
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When Heather says anything in that jubilant tone it makes me automatically worry
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Just embrace the chaos and it won't worry you anymore 
 ghyllnox: Two bad guy???
TheAinMAP: https://clips.twitch.tv/SilkyBenevolentGoshawkCoolCat-OJ3_wk31PrY5Urzi
 KeytarCat: Several false archers is absolutely brutal
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 It's not a worry about any of them (Rhythm Cafe disabused me of that) more just needing to check I didn't miss a hilarious reversal
 KeytarCat: OH, false archers are red with a bow, Ian's guy has no bow!  that's a small difference
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ah, I see 
 KeytarCat: They do carry over, Ian is right
 PMAvers: Obi Won Kenodeeznuts, you are our only hope
 KeytarCat: THREE???
 ReachW: And they don't stop coming
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PMAvers I'm such a hopeless nerd that I started trying to think up more quotes to extend that already very good joke and all I can come up with is "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground" and then teebagging and giggling like a 13 year old
 KeytarCat: im done caps
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Better than teabagging a 13 year old
 PharaohBender27: @Sorator13 
 Sorator13: (that's how I read it at first)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Hey, wasn't Padme 14 in that movie? 
 ghyllnox: So close!
 PharaohBender27: Time for  to continue wiping the floor!
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ArborealResourcefulJalapenoAsianGlow-xDzJC9cUJPuLrHhL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 She must replace those mop heads frequently with how much use they get
adept_nekomancer: Welp, so much for that town
 Sorator13: Oh! That seems bad.
voren_chalco: @PharaohBender27 Well, the floors of these levels are filthy.
 Sorator13: ian pls
 Sorator13: the friendly fire is no longer friendly, is now just fire
 KeytarCat: The other worlds are cool, and have the additional gimmicks.  I spent a year playing co-op with a friend, so it holds a special place in my heart
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @voren_chalco Like that one bathroom from the last Powerwash Simulator stream?
 Sorator13: I love how the body drops when you pick up an arrow if it was pinned by an arrow
 SnackPak_: 
 PharaohBender27: @Thefluffiestguineapig The one where  talked about that bonkers awful club bathroom?
 saucemaster5000: Bomberman is surprisingly fun every time I play
 Sorator13: @PharaohBender27 yes!
 Sorator13: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Yup, that bathroom is now a specific level of hell in my mind
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrackyDifferentDuckPlanking-IAJNzkam-5hn-ncw
 dumbo3k: Okay, I understand the lava bubbling up from below, but how does it bubble down from above?
 Sorator13: @dumbo3k Well, given that things that fall down wind up on the top of the screen again, there's clearly some link there
 LordZarano: @dumbo3k World's a torus
 PharaohBender27: @dumbo3k "Um, reverse gravity? Oh hey what's that over there?" (runs away)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think just off screen there are literally Aperature Science portals
 Sorator13: I have spent an inordinate amount of time thinking about how that style of portal would be useful and fun IRL
 Sorator13: Ooh, big chest
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 As someone who would like to not have to reserve spoons to drive if I have a taxing task to do having a standing portal could be tech
 Sorator13: Was... was that a homing arrow?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Those sometimes need reducing to prevent back problems
 ghyllnox: Oh this is to 25 or something
 Tangsm: Like they both just fired and then held out their quivers.
 Sorator13: arrows? who needs arrows? I have FEET
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Said like someone who knows the value of a gravity enhanced DIVE KICK
 Sorator13: Do fire hops make spicy beer?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Or just overheat the yeast?
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig best served... warm?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Are fire hops considered cheating in Olympic high jump?
 Sorator13: I think they'd be a disadvantage
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 So you need to wait for it to cool to room temperature
 Sorator13: and also a safety hazard
 PharaohBender27: @Sorator13 (Insert that crapshot where the punchline is  just pouring siracha sauce into a PBR) (thought that still wouldn't convince me to ingest PBR  )
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Honestly there's a lot that is built into many Olympic contests that is a big safety hazard
 Sorator13: I'm thinking of Cam running while saying "bathroom's on fire!!"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or Alex talking about destroying a bathroom
 SnackPak_: nerf Cori
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know that was a running joke in CH
adept_nekomancer: Ghost status: installed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I vote next emote/pin be a nerf Cori
TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig I see that you have also watched trampoline! Gotta love an event with designated spotters to try to slide a safety mat underneath you when you fall.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Are you using this to install things to find all the weirdness we aren't ashamed of to make us feel at home? From you it wouldn't truly be malware
 SnackPak_: we all know James has a history with ghosts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Emphasis on "try" with truly awful success rates
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly the fact trampoline has a higher serious injury rate than Olympic level cross country/three day eventing is horrific
 dumbo3k: we must free the Jhost from the flesh prisons!
 Fanklok: !findquote ghost
  LRRbot: Quote #1897: "I'm full of ghosts." —Alex [2016-02-19]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For those not into the horse stuff three day eventers/cross country riders are the people we look at the way many of you look at us
 Diabore: !findquote r1
  LRRbot: Quote #2317: "That guy isn't actually that scary, you just stay behind him. You stay behind him and mash R1. Just like every other thing in these  ing games. You just stay behind it and mash R1. And then you tell other people to git gud. That's how this game works. Stand behind it, mash R1, go to other people's chats, tell them to git gud. I think I've got it now." —Cameron [2016-04-13]
adept_nekomancer: @Thefluffiestguineapig It was mostly a joking reference to Heather being a ghost installer (Rhythm Cafe thing from a while back I think).
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig I can't say that I'm surprised, though
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer Ah, sorry, did not realize. Also it surprises me that was Heather and not something from TTSF
 Sorator13: like, past a certain point I would think injuries aren't that *common*, but when they happen, they're not gonna be minor
 Sorator13: meanwhile, ghosts!
 KeytarCat: Ian with the +1/-1 once again?
 Tangsm: Ghosts are like hermit crabs. They use found objects as skeletons.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Relatively speaking since it is the highest level of competition you would think that injury rates would go down, not up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Man, Ian saying that got me for some reason
 Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig alas, open-ended scoring means that folks push for more and more
 LurkerSpine: Jay-ya-yames, come out and play-ay-ay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Just like Long John Silver" and now Cori letting her true self out to taunt James really got me
TheAinMAP:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I needed that but boy I've just been reminded I haven't laughed that hard in a while
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 Easilycrazyhat: *boratvoice* MY GHOST
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @LurkerSpine Jay-ya-yames Catch the arrow, it's fun!
 Sorator13: the bombs really do add to the chaos
 Lysander_salamander: this is delightful
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 I wonder how many mods you could add before it is just an asymptotic curve that you don't register the increase as much but it never truly maxes out
 korvys: Apparently Prism Arrows prevent ghosts, btw, if you're looking for interesting interactions
 KeytarCat: Heather with the ambush
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Thanks, also   back at you
 Easilycrazyhat: *Equally good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "All" being generous
 KeytarCat: 4 points!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think "all" in this case is like Serge saying "we" during Camel Up
 Dalrint: What is dead can never die. or something.
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig also like my aunt saying "we" when making plans to get up at 4am to go for a nature walk on Saturday morning
 Easilycrazyhat: #ThingsIanSays
 Sorator13: (I was with family this weekend. It was nice, but our schedules are Not the same, lol.)
 ghyllnox: "Hard like a ghost"
 Sorator13: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox Using the Moh's scale of course
 Sorator13: they ARE slightly homing!
 KeytarCat: so if we do another variant round, can we do lasers?
Zu_o: @Thefluffiestguineapig but then they'd only be mohstly hard.
 Easilycrazyhat: That was so symmetrical
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Zu_o If I could send you my deadpan slow clap through your screen I would
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 Tangsm: I like that the ghosts smile when they kill.
Zu_o: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 CaptainSpam: So when does LRR get a Killer Queen setup and go nuts with that? 
 KeytarCat: remember, human kills after the round still count!
 Sorator13: I like how the shields get used up almost immediately
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tangsm It's nice they found work they enjoy in a career they can keep
 SnackPak_: 
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ArborealTubularHyenaNerfBlueBlaster-rxbpv0TgKae87dK4
 Easilycrazyhat: Just don't cross them
 korvys: Apparently Prism Arrows prevent ghosts, btw, if you're looking for interesting interactions
 SnackPak_: mayhem mode
 Fanklok: Cab you turn on all of them at once?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Exploding corpses are always fun too- next up on TTSF!
 KeytarCat: Oh that's a lot more variants than I expected
 KeytarCat: yay
 iris_of_ether: Greatest Anime Betrayals
 Sorator13: so does corpse explosion just negate ghost on death?
 Sorator13: seems like it
adept_nekomancer: Only non-explosive corpses can haunt people.  Makes sense.
 Fanklok: You ever die so hard your body kills your ghost?
 Sorator13: @Fanklok https://imgur.com/38I521Z
 ReachW: amazing
TheAinMAP: 
 KeytarCat: Heather places good traps
 Sorator13: 
 ghyllnox: LULLLL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Yes, this is known. So good sometimes even her friends who also know this forget to look
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/ColdBillowingGoshawkPastaThat-Dxh-Ke7NBaN-y1HF
  Serifina: Hello I am here to watch chaos and death
 Sorator13: @Serifina you're definitely in the right place at the right time!
 Dalrint: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrypticAggressiveFennelBatChest-sFl9z4Rl1CZZ01ii
 Sorator13: we're playing with some, uh, *changes*
 ghyllnox: We made this game a bullet hell
 Sorator13: which is impressive considering there are only arrows, no bullets
 KeytarCat: So how would laser tag change if we took away arrow tracking?
 Tangsm: Cori unlocked he secret single player mode.
 KeytarCat: Unlock!
 Sorator13: that's so many bombs!
 KeytarCat: now there's a not red fourth character!
 invickthus: awww yeah, this game rips
 Sorator13: how was cori's arrow bouncing off her there?
  Serifina: So now that I'm not trying to fight off my cat from eating my pizza... what in the holy name of Nyx is *going on here*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Tangsm It was supposed to be secret?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Serifina Cori is winning
  Serifina: @Thefluffiestguineapig Tell me something new. 
 saucemaster5000: @Serifina NOTHING! (hides the bouncy pon arrows and goes back to chopping onions)
  Serifina: 
 Sorator13: @Serifina Normal towerfall! But everyone starts with laser arrows (which bounce until they hit something), everyone has giant heads, corpses explode shortly after death, and the one treasure chest on each level can be opened repeatedly instead of just once
 PharaohBender27: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Heather (P1 Blue), Cori (P2 Orange), James (P3 Green), and Ian (P4 Red)
 ghyllnox: We technically have ghosts turned on too, but the explosion kills them
  Serifina: @Sorator13 ...WELP
 PharaohBender27: @Serifina So new thing is Heather is doing well to the point of now leading
 Dalrint: It's a shame exploding corspes doesn't turn the ghosts into floating land-mines
  Serifina: Cori and Heather are both OP.
 Dalrint: air-mines?
 Sorator13: @Serifina So, yknow, just normal towefall!
adept_nekomancer: @ghyllnox Ghostbusters would have been a very different movie if all the ghosts were made of nitroglycerine
 ghyllnox: There's land mines and sea mines, we call air mines Hindenburgs or rockets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Dalrint So the quadcopters but with explosives?
 Sorator13: @adept_nekomancer a new use for ectoplasm!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox But those move
 Sorator13: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Is that what makes pure nitroglycerin so volatile? It's tenuous connection to the mortal plane?
 ghyllnox: @thefluffiestguineapig so do ghosts!
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig That would explain why it's so useful as a medical treatment, to keep people from leaving said mortal plane
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox But mines don't
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Oh it makes so much sense now!!
 Sorator13: 
 Sorator13: You succeeded, but at what cost?
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Not to be confused with the mortal (air)plane, which everyone should leave as soon as possible
 ghyllnox: @thefluffiestguineapig how about anti-aircraft missiles
 Sorator13: Or the mortal plain, which is just difficult to tutor for
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @ghyllnox Those are missiles, different than mines
 PharaohBender27: Do we have time for a Heather/Cori/Someone else outta nowhere prediction?
adept_nekomancer: Missiles are just mines we yeet really fast.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Isn't the mortal plain just mono khaki norm core? (Not what Ian does, he dresses with too much sass)
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @adept_nekomancer But the underwater mines are different than torpedoes, ergo air mines must be different than missiles
 Sorator13: the skill!!
 Sorator13: cori tried so hard
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does that mean that hey now, you're the allstar?
 CaptainSpam: Ah, big head mode.  Inexplicably the most important cheat code in the 90s.
 PharaohBender27: @CaptainSpam Well, it is explicable - it gave you a BIG HEAD 
 saucemaster5000: 
 Sorator13: oh dear. oh sweetie.
 Sorator13: 
 saucemaster5000: big heads mean big brains. just ask birds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Yes, obviously. Or the ankylosaur or the prehistoric crocadelians of many varieties
 ghyllnox: James has actually managed quite a few kills, he just usually also gets himself
 Sorator13: 
 Sorator13: I believe James has learned that lesson the hard way before on Minecraft
 Thefluffiestguineapig: (I've been listening to a lot of PBS Eons so birds means many kinds of dinosaur to me)
 KeytarCat: ooooh, Cori and Heather at the top!
 ReachW: I mean, you can go in while there's lava there, you just ain't coming out
 KeytarCat: One ace and we done!
 NotCainNorAbel: 500
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Many, many many many (ad infinitum)
 KeytarCat: YOOO
TheAinMAP: 
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/EphemeralSpicySrirachaKappaPride-dMCX6w3Y5Tt6zySG
 PharaohBender27: Next time  will be replaced with someone else just to make things less predictable 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori reigns supreme!!!!
 Sorator13: ty for stream!!
 KeytarCat: thank for strim!
 Thefluffiestguineapig:     
Zu_o: WAIT, I'M SUPPOSED TO GET PAUL!
 NotCainNorAbel: same picture
 KeytarCat: I love this game, and I would love a bonus stream of a normal mode run of the nightmare co-op!
Zu_o: (Beej call back, sorry.)
adept_nekomancer: High school as prison?  Yeah, that tracks.
 CodeIndigo: HECK YEAH GREATER GOOD BOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYYY
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: But will there be ooze? And secrets of it?
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 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlitheFaintKoalaBrokeBack-iSJsTv2g6FaUaWpN
 Dalrint: Ten years of subs. Wow.
 KeytarCat: Thanks again, pharaoh!
 CaptainSpam: Ten.  Years.
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 KWardJenx: Great Stream. Thank you
TheAinMAP:    
 Wondermoo: The 10 years
TheAinMAP:  
 LurkerSpine: g'bye
 NotCainNorAbel: 10 years is amazing
 DeM0nFiRe: o/ 
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
 ReachW:  
 PharaohBender27: Go to play three more rounds, it sounds like 
 NotCainNorAbel: if you read 10 in binary then 120 months is finally the two year
 KWardJenx: Congrats to the 10 year veterans.  Thank you for supporting them early.
 PharaohBender27: ^ Though also keep in mind, there's some veterans who don't have that badge due to their budget. For instance, pretty sure that in the Crossing the Streams YT VODs from 2015 where they had to have onscreen chat, @Metric_Furlong's name was visible
  Juliamon: I have the badge but a lower sub count because of the months where I was waiting for disability paperwork to go through
  Juliamon: so I'm at 111 months
 emberBecky: muffins
 emberBecky: oops wrong chat. keeping doing that -_-
  Juliamon: haha it's ok
  Juliamon: ok enough of that badge
  Juliamon: I've never been fond of "first" claimants anyway
  Juliamon: so having it next to my name feels bad
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