GhostValv: benginO7
GapFiller: thanks for streaming James lrrJAMES lrrSHINE
Riiiiiiis: Thanks for the stream, was fun to see Tarkov again
Ivalenz_: Magix? Whut dat?
gualdhar: like the chicken
BorealMage: hoo boy
DiscordianTokkan: 90 card?
DiscordianTokkan: Neat!
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Pointchill? I love that show!
Riiiiiiis: c ya James
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Adam, Heather, Cori, and Cameron continue their playthrough of Gloomhaven! Game: Gloomhaven) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (8m from now).
TehAmelie: what do you call it when you cut kebab meat from a continuously spinning meat log? it's not rotisserie right?
Juliamon: rotisserie is the cooking method
TehAmelie: huh
GapFiller: damnit really fancy a donor all of a sudden
GapFiller: and its 1am (nearly)
GapFiller: this is terrible
TehAmelie: ha
TehAmelie: earlier today someone said "in Bruges", not even directly referencing the movie, but then i had to watch it
Blue_Anteater: @TehAmelie in Spanish, it's called trompo. Pork tacos made with this method are called tacos de trompo, or more commonly (at least where I live) tacos al pastor
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, be like me and have dietary restrictions that mean you can't indulge many cravings plus monetary restrictions! Also I'm fairly sure no place near me serves donor
TehAmelie: does chat make you extremely suggestible or do extremely suggestible people flock to chat?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Blue_Anteater Farm tacos? Or is that priest tacos?
Blue_Anteater: @Thefluffiestguineapig well, according to google, it means "shepherd style," because it was based on lamb shawarma brought by Lebanese immigrants to Mexico. TIL!
KeytarCat: @TehAmelie latter, I say
SaxPython: What's good pregame chat?
Juliamon: We're all hungry for doner
KeytarCat: Neat! And Pastor (priest) makes sense as shepherd. parallel development!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Blue_Anteater That makes sense! Also starting at shwarma and adding in already very good Mexican cooking styles sounds just amazing and also different depending on the region
SaxPython: oh man I haven't had doner in a minute. I should find a place
TehAmelie: not me, i have vegetable soup and no money for anything else
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat That's right, I forgot for a second that's the origin of the religious meaning
Blue_Anteater: @KeytarCat :O true!
TehAmelie: Luis Pasteur has a lot to answer for eh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Hey, I am trying to stretch til my next SNAP allocation comes in, so I made a thing, and have now used part with eggs and now extended the last bit even more with pasta. I feel you
KeytarCat: Good ol' Catholic grade schoolin', teaching me cool language stuff and how to hate!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie Damn him and making things generally more safe to eat!
Nigouki: aww heck I missed a One More?
GapFiller: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: The Long Game (Adam, Heather, Cori, and Cameron continue their playthrough of Gloomhaven! Game: Gloomhaven) at Thu 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
KeytarCat: @Nigouki yeah, but there's another on Sat!
Nigouki: I knew about the sat one, didn't expect a sneaky one though
Juliamon: It was very short notice
Thefluffiestguineapig: Has anyone claimed the next PIF slot? I know Beej finished his but haven't seen the next one announced
Juliamon: Not yet
KeytarCat: Oh, @GapFiller FBtouchdown
Thefluffiestguineapig: lrrSIG lrrSIG L O N G
Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit it autocorrected all my spaces
KeytarCat: Chat autocompresses repeated spaces :(
Juliamon: time for SEWER ADVENTURES
Daring_Apprentice: Crossing my fingers for BG3 PIF, but that might be Keondor long
omdorastrix: G
Thefluffiestguineapig: Has this been titled Secrets of the Ooze yet?
omdorastrix: A
CururuGuasu: Long loooooooooooong game
omdorastrix: M
omdorastrix: E
Juliamon: that's *tall* game omdorastrix
Thefluffiestguineapig: Juliamon beat me to it
omdorastrix: Oh.. yeah. My bad
KeytarCat: @Daring_Apprentice I liked Krondor 👀
GapFiller: Twitch needs to get on that Tate Chat functionality Kappa
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also is Baldur's Gate the one with the guy with an attack hamster?
Juliamon: yus
Thefluffiestguineapig: Ah, I remember selling out of all the MtG stuff we got in for that
omdorastrix: *rotates chat 90 degrees*
omdorastrix: There...
CastleOtranto: Good time of day to you, chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey CastleOtranto!
KeytarCat: I wondeer how Bengineering's Chatlock playthrough is going
DideRobot: LRR: Time for The Long Game! Tonight the team is going into the sewers. Get ready for Snakes, Oozes and Vermlings! (has image) |
Juliamon: Apparently the integration broke
Daring_Apprentice: @keytarcat Nothing against Krondor, I just feel like it was the longest PIF so far
omdorastrix: E M A G
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Which game is he doing this with? I haven't added his home stuff to my calendar yet
omdorastrix: Oops. 90 degrees the wrong way
GapFiller: omdorastrix ermahgerdlongerm
omdorastrix: *flips chat horizontally*
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Baldur's Gate 3! It got a little out of hand session 1; ask them about Gale :P
Thefluffiestguineapig: @omdorastrix Horizontal according to who?
SaxPython: KomodoHype
Fruan: I'm not late! yay!
omdorastrix: @thefluffiestguineapig ymmm. To your left...
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Oh good, I'm sure with what I know about that character already it will be greeeeeaaaaat
SaxPython: I feel seen
CururuGuasu: That’s me!
e_bloc: too real for me
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, I don't own a computer chair!
zazamost: Gelatin, that is me
TehAmelie: hello!
saucemaster5000: Hey! i don't have a computer chair!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Mine is a couch
tod_vom_himmel: ow
emberBecky: I am on the couch excuse me
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig jinx
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cori is being a cat today
SaxPython: SabaPing
rosesmcgee: I've never felt so seen and called out at the same time
e_bloc: Corgo260 hello gloomhavens and gloomhavenots
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Could I interest you in paying off the jinx with the knowledge I have put together the shopping list for when my SNAP gets refilled for the next sukiyaki attempt?
omdorastrix: Slush content
Thefluffiestguineapig: So soylent?
emberBecky: we're slimer
saucemaster5000: @Thefluffiestguineapig PogChamp
pipshardfour: That’s what I remember
saucemaster5000: Carly Xander
SaxPython: Baest
ShaneLeeAtk: Lady Jane Grey
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL How could someone have *two* life goals!?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Daywalker
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh yeah
SaxPython: I want this podcast
Fanklok: The revengers are real though
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think with him it depends on the partner
saucemaster5000: Cobalt man is a war criminal
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SaxPython Me too, can we start a petition?
CranstonSnord: what about Doctor Mood?
SaxPython: @Thefluffiestguineapig KomodoHype
Daring_Apprentice: Slobbering time
DaxStrife: The Adult Arachnid.
TehAmelie: almost the whole universe is made up of stuff. it's everywhere!
SaxPython: @Daring_Apprentice oh no!
Twilight_Spark: I got a rock.
saucemaster5000: Then the Beej con happenec
omdorastrix: I for one am a fan of cooper man
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Daring_Apprentice That's just having certain breeds of dogs or any pet with dental issues
saucemaster5000: Dragon paid in ideas of owning a chimp
Fanklok: My wife likes Ferrous Guy
omdorastrix: A barrel of dun, that guy
Thefluffiestguineapig: @omdorastrix Supplies the world with barrels
pipshardfour: The gold is the friends you made along the way
SaxPython: BibleThump NotLikeThis BibleThump
pipshardfour: Was a baby?! No way
Thefluffiestguineapig: So like that one red lantern cat?
Fanklok: Expand on this please
ghyllnox: So like maggots or...
Juliamon: seabatUseless seabatUseless seabatUseless
pipshardfour: No one is ever a baby
omdorastrix: Re-vrngabus?
Williams4jesus: !card bug
LRRbot: Found 17 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Fanklok: !card grist
LRRbot: Did you mean: Amber Gristle O'Maul; Grist, the Hunger Tide; Gristle Grinner; Gristleback
saucemaster5000: It's art
e_bloc: standard david lynch stuff
Williams4jesus: !card group of bugs
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
DaxStrife: The Baby
jessicaengle: I was born into the revenge
loufghyslaufey: What a trippy kiddy-pool dragon! Only stickers? Gloowmhaven, chat. Gloomhaven. Has. Stickers. ( lrrDOTS )
SquareDotCube: I (don't) want to see the baby
CururuGuasu: Other M
saucemaster5000: Basically the plot of shrek 2
SaxPython: Adam guest appearance on Hey, Check It Out!
omdorastrix: She is often in high pressure jobs
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SaxPython Honestly I think Adam hosting a hot takes podcasts with a rotating set of cohosts would be amazing
saucemaster5000: science has proven babies are stupid
SquareDotCube: it became Tarzan
ShaneLeeAtk: Hank Pymm?
loufghyslaufey: Why does Gloomhaven have stickers?
saucemaster5000: Didn't the be from bee movie want to sleep with a human woman?
jessicaengle: But stupid babies need the most love.
CururuGuasu: That’s just Spiders-Man
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also still gunning for the baby being given a Red Lantern
SaxPython: @Thefluffiestguineapig dompalBClap
LoadingReadyRun: Is a baby Joe's Apartment, just less bugs or are all the individual bugs babies?
Daring_Apprentice: Vuel of Rath?
saucemaster5000: Literally rain man moment
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LoadingReadyRun I mean, depends on whether Joe's Apartment is made up of a single species or not
SaxPython: 100-card pickup
jessicaengle: sergeBuckets
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also, why do you need the three pronged thing? Are you trying to get it to land on a stand?
DaxStrife: That;s a classic con.
saucemaster5000: you monsters destroyed that vase
SaxPython: CoolCat
SaxPython: #Greed
saucemaster5000: he's a doctor
Juliamon: Classic doctor in the 1% Kappa
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 Sounds like what certain kinds of archaeologists say to their local helpers when they caused it
dankmemeter: Old yakuza scam
KeytarCat: I also read that! No one checked the arbitrary numbers the dude gave, so he just kept making them up. Peak autism
omdorastrix: Shield is knife scabbard?
saucemaster5000: use his trrid leg to hold a shield
saucemaster5000: third
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat That is genius and if I can ever pull that (on people who I won't feel bad about doing it to) I will bask in that for years
saucemaster5000: FOR THE RECORD I did not hear the tinkerer was bad from reddit.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @omdorastrix That was a real strategy
spurius: or look at netflix menu for 20 minutges
omdorastrix: Open-close cupboard, open close fridge, lower standars. Repeat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Can you quit adventuring and open a foot fetish club to get more rich than Dr. Feelbad?
saucemaster5000: you had CEREAL in sask? Were you in the rich part of town?
Thefluffiestguineapig: So an oven?
Thefluffiestguineapig: So maximum volume in everything?
omdorastrix: Sugar puffed wheat in the 10-liter bag
Going_Medium: We had vertical gas heaters that had hot metal bars. I once branded myself trying to heat up after a shower.
MAPBoardgames: Those dern yoots!
SquareDotCube: biggest jars of peanut butter
saucemaster5000: the sample game in costco is GOATED
SquareDotCube: loads of hot dogs
emberBecky: oo yeh costco muffins
Williams4jesus: !card goat
LRRbot: Found 6 cards you could be referring to - please enter more of the name
Thefluffiestguineapig: You could explain any cart of a lot of anything groceries with "four boys" and people would accept it
omdorastrix: Good for a few days at least
KeytarCat: That was the Boy Scout pack-out meal. Big-ass banana nut muffins
MAPBoardgames: The guard is going to be looking for your corpse for a midnight snack.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That thought always leads to life punishing you
Going_Medium: Got costco muffins for my son this week.
TehAmelie: you want wolves? this is how you get wolves
Juliamon: something I learned recently is that if you get to Costco at just the right time, you can get a 6-pack of assorted muffins instead of all just one muffin. Because there's usually one or two of each flavour left over so they just make a mix-pack of them.
MAPBoardgames: 3 damage AND wounded!
Going_Medium: You try to run, but trip on vase shards.
saucemaster5000: You run into bigger wolves. Throw away your class and start a new one. Throw away that one too.
e_bloc: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
SquareDotCube: Better yet, why not just make us play the encounter
SquareDotCube: don't let it be resolved
MAPBoardgames: Isaac says he made it just to fuck with you, Adam. You personally.
Williams4jesus: @juliamon I got to go to Costco more
Y0ssarian22: If they’re not doing a quest that’s in town I don’t think they’re supposed to do a road event
spurius: then one every 10 is good just to give a sliver of hope
RealGamerCow: seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE seabatCHOICE
DaxStrife: Coming up next: Adam plays "This War of Mine."
saucemaster5000: Let's play marvel v capcom where you get touched once and die
SquareDotCube: unnecessary nihilism
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the Infamous Gas Station Vending Machine Burrito or Gas Station Discount Sushi choice
Nigouki: Tune in next time to see if Adam stops or not!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was a good catch Adam
definenull: good timezone games
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thos super clean sewers
betweenmyself: “Road Event: You find a a bag of gold do you return it to the owner or keep it? If you return it you are wrongfully accused of theft and spend a fortnight in the stocks. Of you keep it you slowly discover the coins emit high levels of radiation. You have leukemia!”
Williams4jesus: Stupid wolves
definenull: *gamers
DaxStrife: You had to go outside to reach the service entrance?
saucemaster5000: (I actually think you don't pull a road encounter for quests in town, but whatever)
MAPBoardgames: If the mission is in town, you don't normally get a road event.
RealGamerCow: australian generic eastern european man
CururuGuasu: That wasn’t vaguely Eastern European
SquareDotCube: An Eastern European that's lived in Australia for five years
Williams4jesus: lrrADAM lrrADAM Adam rants....good
RealGamerCow: CururuGuasu sorry accent police.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh good, back to the sewers leading from the Totally-Not-A-Prison School District
betweenmyself: The brown liquid turns out to be a natural Yoohoo! spring… Gross. pennyWhat
MAPBoardgames: Hi!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Williams4jesus They are very fun
saucemaster5000: Yeah PAUL
MAPBoardgames: I didn't know which mission you were doing. Sorry for being late.
Fanklok: Just fighting imaginary wolves in the streets on the way to the sewer
Going_Medium: Can, get your vase money back... It was a scam!
MAPBoardgames: goop and snek
Thefluffiestguineapig: So titanoboa but venomous?
saucemaster5000: seem to remember fucking hating this one but I can't remember why
MAPBoardgames: snakes jump. Oozes split
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MAPBoardgames In my head this is the same cadence as "moose and squirrel" from that cartoon
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Thefluffiestguineapig: As a short person I can say that we are all at least one of annoying or dumb
Fanklok: Isn't the mayor a necromancer now?
Thefluffiestguineapig: People would say he can't do it and he's just saying so
MAPBoardgames: I imagine the oozes act like a fantasy waste treatment plant
LordZarano: Victorian sewers were built like temples
saucemaster5000: new life goal for chat
Thefluffiestguineapig: Often started by the nonflushable wipe
Thefluffiestguineapig: That fatberg was like 6000lbs or something?
Thefluffiestguineapig: A line editor is not that expensive
Twilight_Spark: Badger/snake ratio is very off here.
saucemaster5000: Loving the Historical Britain pun
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Twilight_Spark Get a mongoose in to rectify that
omdorastrix: But are there TROGDOORS!?!!
saucemaster5000: I wish
DaxStrife: There are two doors: one door is made of scorpions, the other door is made of bigger, angrier scorpions.
ShaneLeeAtk: I MUST burninate!
omdorastrix: Thanks, will do
jessieimproved: I've been practicing my consummate v's for 20+ years
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DaxStrife If there is someone with a nature skill have them roll to see what kind they are. Scorpions in the rainforest are often not lethal but they cause excruciating pain for days as opposed to death
omdorastrix: Why do isuddenly own an apple orchard?
Fanklok: This is an ideal Fireball situation
betweenmyself: There are two doors. In front of each door is a Guardian. One Guardian always tells the truth and is a venomous snake. The other always lies and splits into two when it reaches a certain damage threshold.
saucemaster5000: guess the monsters can't attack, sorry
A_Dub888: !findquote monster
LRRbot: Quote #7812: "Some monsters are illegal to look at." —Cori [2021-10-18]
PMAvers: They just gotta get a loaner.
Twilight_Spark: The monster deck? I accidentally put it in the monster mash.
KeytarCat: DQ; GRV
Fanklok: They didn't present a legal deck so that's a hand loss
Fanklok: Game
Twilight_Spark: Classic.
omdorastrix: Do you know who's a dragon?
KeytarCat: I've started using P&P, in part cause it's funny, but also just stands for Pen and Paper which is a decent generic term
omdorastrix: Actually a dragon-man
definenull: clerics are sooo versatile
HasturTheYellow: Nobody wants to play what the Party needs
ghyllnox: Tank or healer
raulghoulia: clerics aren't as necessary in 5e
HasturTheYellow: That's the simple thing
omdorastrix: More of a man-dragon
Leedopo: meatbag tribal
saucemaster5000: whoever says "but my character doesn't know that"
ShaneLeeAtk: Human Fighter for me
betweenmyself: Among my group the hardest thing to find is someone willing to DM. pennyWhat
HasturTheYellow: No matter the group, from what I've experienced, there's always be one gap in the party and it rotates
saucemaster5000: clerics are big on tiktok
RealGamerCow: no cap?
jessieimproved: I hold that in 5e your party can be comprised of any mix of classes and be totally fine.
Fanklok: Cleric of Plagues, checkmate
definenull: cleric, big dub\
Thefluffiestguineapig: 5e has some good things and bad things and for me whatever the group uses to have the best role play I as a DM can make work
Twilight_Spark: Did I just have a seizure?
Isaac3567: Just got here, what mission are we on?
MAPBoardgames: Everyone always wants to play rogues and rangers. no one wants to play healer or tank.
SnackPak_: everyone under 30 just left
BusTed: adam is spitting
SaxPython: lol
A_Dub888: Adam "Non Sequitur" Savidan
omdorastrix: You sent me back in time 20 years!!!
nyoomgoom: cinnamon rolls 👀
BorealMage: That sounds soo good
DaxStrife: "We keep going off on rants!" [5 seconds later] "Let me tell you about this BAKERY...!"
Fanklok: When did we decide that sugar coated sugar is supposed to be breakfast
blip2004: the calorie labels at Tim Hortons is hilarious. The muffins have like 100 more calories than half the doughnuts
definenull: breaking news! bakeries sell bread
SaxPython: Does anyone else eat Bread?
saucemaster5000: they sell BREA?!?
betweenmyself: The constant stream of tangents is actually a valid Gloomhaven strategy. Waste time until the monsters have to go home and win by default.
omdorastrix: I have 4 boys at home... Need bread
RealGamerCow: I could see Adam's brain trying to bail out from the bread statement halfway through
MAPBoardgames: It's not counteracting. It's balanced.
KeytarCat: Not counteracting!
nyoomgoom: the thing is a bakery doesn't just have bread, they have Bread. like the *good* kind
Thefluffiestguineapig: Having seen the workouts you showed on home stream I think that cinnamon roll is all good
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omdorastrix: We ordered bread
A_Dub888: !findquote curse
LRRbot: Quote #6331: "If you're cursed, it's your fault." —Dana Fischer [2019-08-15]
saucemaster5000: there's probably nothing in the other rooms worth stunning
Thefluffiestguineapig: I honestly miss being able to get good bakery bread
saucemaster5000: A little
Thefluffiestguineapig: Since you tear down Gloomhaven I would be shocked if a couple things didn't get missed at reset for LG
e_bloc: mamba #5
saucemaster5000: the water can't see you are in it there are no leg holes. That's the bernoulli equation at work
saucemaster5000: jesus the things I type sometimes
Thefluffiestguineapig: For real be glad you aren't like that one famous snake catcher who is allergic to spitting cobra venom. Like anaphylaxis kind of allergic
SaxPython: KomodoHype FBtouchdown KomodoHype
BusTed: Strategy!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like setting up and tearing down this game once a week without missing anything for two months is the final test for new product designers for the Container Store
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I assume the snakes jump by coiling into a spring and bouncing
1 raiders from McGurganatorZX have joined!
KeytarCat: @LoadingReadyRun Like a Tigger!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, sometimes they do jump and it's terrifying
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or if not jump then lunge with an ungodly percentage of their body
SaxPython: What's the name of the Donkey Kong Country 2 snake?
SaxPython: Rattler?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat But Tigger is good and happy. Jumping snakes in your face are an obstacle
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig hehe, ungodly because biblical symbolism of satan, eyoo
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also hey raiders!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Damnit that one made me smile. Darn your ingrained Catholic upbringing helping you be funny!!
KeytarCat: I'm glad I get some use out of it :P
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Besides adding to your therapy bills
saucemaster5000: Oh a tylenol gun
pipshardfour: the best kind of bullets
Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 So just a placebo that actually destroys long term? At least according to research coming out
pipshardfour: you have to work for your experience!
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Adding to? That's why I started! // but actually, I was really lucky and got support early
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KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig oh dear, I'll have to look into that
KeytarCat: The owoze!
KeytarCat: Not anymore they don't! Dr. Feelbad playing God over here
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Yeah, it's being discovered that it likely doesn't physiologically have any pain relief and just destroys your kidneys with long term use
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig and I just bought in bulk...
Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig Neat... I'm ahead of the curve then, since it *already* does nothing for me
saucemaster5000: when you get a bless/curse card you just shuffle in the new card
KeytarCat: already shuffled, oh nooo :)
saucemaster5000: eh, it doesn't really matter
KeytarCat: yeah, good to know RaW
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Same, and telling medical professionals that when you have a history of NSAID induced ulcers does not get you any alternatives
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, doesn't Florida have an issue with pythons in toilets?
Juliamon: yeah... when I had my root canal they gave me a Tylenol rx and I was like "this isn't gonna do shit" and they just shrugged
KeytarCat: @Juliamon 😨
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Nobody is doing research on alternate pain control and it sucks. Have you seen the Wanda Sykes bit about opiods? Specifically the one related to her mastechtomy
Juliamon: (please, just deschedule weed already, America)
Twilight_Spark: @Thefluffiestguineapig We have pythons in the toilets? (1) Nobody told me, and (2) Who stole my fucking python that sounds rad.
saucemaster5000: remembering why I hated this mission... did it with very little party AoE
omdorastrix: Insert python programming joke here
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Twilight_Spark You kind of have pythons everywhere, people keep releasing them and now they are eating adult alligators. But yes, I know pythons have been found to cause plumbing problems of varying levels of disruptiveness
Twilight_Spark: You took my python didn't you?
saucemaster5000: Nah, that shit is for top tier players
Twilight_Spark: mattlrDevil
Thefluffiestguineapig: 1) I don't live in Florida and 2) I don't have the space to responsibly have a python of any size
Thefluffiestguineapig: I would never steal your python if I couldn't care for it
Twilight_Spark: Hmm, damn. We'll have to go on an adventure in the swamp to find a snake which is definitely a specific python assigned to me.
blip2004: oh, thats a lot of snakes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Twilight_Spark Hey in Florida they have a python bounty because of the environmental damage, so I'm sure you could find someone to help facilitate your beast companion bond
saucemaster5000: heck I don't even know why you read US
ghyllnox: Yes we say things on the Discord :D
A_Dub888: rayfkDont
ghyllnox: You have a very active community there!
TheMerricat: I feel like Adam was baiting us chat....
LoadingReadyRun: didn't mean to cut to a break so quickly there...
TheMerricat: Paul too.. :P
raulghoulia: that doesn't sound like Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly that was funny
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I do attempt to be aware of how stressed people are when deciding on sass level. This community is about support and fun and while that means poking fun it also requires not actually making people upset
Thefluffiestguineapig: This was a thing I had to explain to a potential coworker who is young, sheltered, financially secure, straight cis white male and dumb as a bag of hammers. He hit a trauma trigger for me and then got offended when I asked him to stop
ghyllnox: I don't think Adam baits chat too much myself, but ymmv
emberBecky: woo twitch finally let me clip something
Juliamon: Adam is a master chat baiter
ghyllnox: I interact with my good friends with straight-faced sarcasm, so it makes me feel more comfortable than anything
SaxPython: @ghyllnox Agreed, It's definitely not too much
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam likes to poke and have fun and sometimes it's having "hot takes"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SaxPython Absolutely
saucemaster5000: @Juliamon I appreciate the very careful selection of that word order
definenull: it still a cursed word order
Juliamon: You're welcome :)
SaxPython: Adam talks smack like he's from the east coast, and I'm here for it
Orxolon: helloo,how are heroes doing today?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Many things in life are carefully crafted but still cursed
definenull: @Thefluffiestguineapig I like to think many things are carefully crafted to be cursed :P
SaxPython: @Orxolon strong so far. I believe it's called Tactics?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @SaxPython I do enjoy when he finds a rich vein of things to talk about (like the fantasy race smackdown on Let's Nope this week) he gets really excited and creative
definenull: oof
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, I have failed at many things in life yes
nyoomgoom: nothin wrong with going back to wizard school later in life :P
saucemaster5000: why did THAT hurt more than the beige gel comment NotLikeThis
SaxPython: I'd rather sorcer
warbosskat: that hit close to home not gonna lie
Orxolon: @SaxPython nice
Riiiiiiis: what tape??
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sushi popcorn/
Orxolon: i just returned victorius in a Flesh and blood tournament and i'm feeling sooo good
Orxolon: and energyzed XD
SaxPython: @Orxolon FBtouchdown
saucemaster5000: glad to see that game getting traction
Orxolon: mogBeam
Orxolon: i mean is Uruguay,we are 10 at the moment,but still xD
SaxPython: MorphinTime It's Vermling Time MorphinTime
Riiiiiiis: I wash all the keys regularly
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or you're Ian and you just take off all the keys you think you don't need
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Juliamon: Welcome raiders!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome raiders!
MAPBoardgames: Dodge-roll until they run out of stamina
saucemaster5000: ecstasty and agony sounds very similar
GhostofJeffGoldblum: 3 damage AND a stun? in this economy?
Simonark: Also, if ANYONE could find a way, I trust Heather's powers of innovation
Twilight_Spark: Ooze can have a little turn, as a treat.
tehfewl: can't be pants if not wearing pants *taps forehead*
saucemaster5000: I'm with Adam on this one pantsing is part of the initiative
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL I wouldn't put it past this game to say that if there is already a coin in a space, then another one doesn't spawn
saucemaster5000: I go at 8 "well I go at 7" "That's it!" (Pantsed
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh, that's hot. that is hot.
saucemaster5000: If you sneeze your soul escapes and you'll forget how to drive rush
Fanklok: Snakes are down there milking each other into the water
Fanklok: No R
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Fanklok ...tell me more about this snake milk
Juliamon: it's more of an oil, really
Fanklok: @ghostofjeffgoldblum it's the term used for extracting venom from snakes
saucemaster5000: What is the fat content of snake milk? Can we get snake fatbergs
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Fanklok no you were supposed to yes and about the forbiudden reptile milk
Juliamon: the snilk
Fanklok: Oh uhh, it's from chapter 4 of The Lusty Argonian Maid
saucemaster5000: There's the marketing name, boom we got a business
GhostofJeffGoldblum: you've heard of pilk, get ready for snilk
pipshardfour: you guys have been unlucky with the ranged attacks from the scouts
saucemaster5000: Snilk from the snuckus brings the party ruckus
GhostofJeffGoldblum: drink this snilk, like you got a cloaca, yeah drink this snilk, i don't gotta make ya!
Simonark: Someone doubled Captain Falcon once, and realized "Never Again"
Fanklok: This is my fault and I'm a little sorry
saucemaster5000: no you're not
Thefluffiestguineapig: What do you mean again Adam?
SnowBunSarah: Paul left after you bullied him too hard, he went to go get dairy queen
Simonark: We're beings of free will, and the dark, terrible corners that drags us to cannot be kept at bay.
nyoomgoom: 🤝
saucemaster5000: my old man bones hurt from that
Simonark: Beej just knows daylight is for losers and mortals.
definenull: cameron 🤝 exploding due to on-set injuries
methodical_monk: That snilk will get ya
GhostofJeffGoldblum: snilk gonna give it to ya, fuck waiting for you to get it on your own, snilk gonna deliver it to ya
GhostofJeffGoldblum: knock knock open up the door it's snilk
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, I feel that Cam. I have tried that with job stuff and it makes thing much, much worse
Lysander_salamander: :D
ghyllnox: He's a prolific memer
Lysander_salamander: wow
Thefluffiestguineapig: I already am getting the message my time and energy aren't worth anything to employers and that doesn't help
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: "Daaaaaaad!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: Welcome Raiders!
Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, enthusiastic consent and you can try a thing twice all good
BusTed: We run a tight ship. Tight-ish.
saucemaster5000: we had a high school teacher get in hot water for that attitude
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BusTed Tight in that our joints and muscles sometimes seize yes
Juliamon: @A_Dub888 difficult difficult swallow, Twitch I'm dying
pipshardfour: that is not correct
pipshardfour: loot can drop on top of loot :)
SnowBunSarah: Money only goes away in an enemy uses a loot ability
Simonark: I thought the house of lies was 24/7. We just aren't allowed to watch the rest
saucemaster5000: If healers wanted to be popular they should do something useful
PMAvers: And you don't even get to Rescue people into pits to their doom in this game. Why would you play a healer?
Dalouer: WoW keystone healing especially
RealGamerCow: Except for Adam during his WoW youtube series
Fanklok: I play healer when I don't want to wait for qeue timed
KWardJenx: Healer can only disappoint
saucemaster5000: I mean fuck healing (said a mercy/lucio main)
Lysander_salamander: Healers are fun
RealGamerCow: I always play healers
pipshardfour: a lot of games are designed where dealing damage is the best thing to do unfortunately
Twilight_Spark: I dunno, I played support in PvP in GW1, and there seemed to be some appreciation.
SnowBunSarah: As a Warrior main in ff14, why not be a healer and a tank at the same time?
Twilight_Spark: The flip side is if somebody's an ass to the healer, they can learn how much they should appreciate the healer. mattlrDevil
saucemaster5000: oh good, his life is meaningless FBtouchdown !
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 whoo! existentialism!
Twilight_Spark: How can one man be so nice?
Fanklok: When I was playing FF14 some weiner started bullying my white mage for having a pompadour
Simonark: Money launderers do
saucemaster5000: how else do you launder money?
SnowBunSarah: What's the line? Gold doesn't stink?
couchboyj: ADAM! Thats not what the mob wants when they tell you to launder money!
Riiiiiiis: Streamers are known to be payed in cash
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Dave Twitch comes by with a wad of unmarked, non-sequential bills every monthr
Mazrae: Is everyone on character 2??
Simonark: Paul's already busy working on turtles
Twilight_Spark: 🦀 Snake enemies are gone 🦀
couchboyj: Om nom nom
Lysander_salamander: wow
saucemaster5000: Best part is they spend it before you kill them
SnowBunSarah: I just had to say something
saucemaster5000: Worked out well for Carl Bogo, his life is going great
A_Dub888: @saucemaster5000 What'd they spend it on?
saucemaster5000: Cinnamon rolls so adam can't get them
SnowBunSarah: @A_Dub888 They used it to pay attention
betweenmyself: @a_dub888 NFTs… Turtles be dumb
couchboyj: Cameron is... stunning
lamina5432: outside of chat the boardgame police don't exist so you do you if you like the character
BusTed: NotLikeThis
couchboyj: You kill it and it drops a JPEG of a monkey
SnowBunSarah: "I haven't figured myself out yet, my one man war against vermlings must continue"
saucemaster5000: Yeah, the sunkeeper is legit a kinda awesome class
GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh that scene in DS2
GhostofJeffGoldblum: gnarly
saucemaster5000: Someone say Dark Souls 2? God's perfect creation?
otakon17: What fool said that?
otakon17: Dark Cloud 2 was great
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
Simonark: Star Control 2, now THERE'S a 2
otakon17: anyway what's up what's being played/
otakon17: can I get clued in
saucemaster5000: (I joke, but DS2 has the best souls endgame/dlc and the best ng+. It's just the beginning and the graphics that suck)
otakon17: oh Gloomhaven
LoadingReadyRun: @Simonark lrrPAUL lrrAWESOME
otakon17: Zone of the Enders 2?
betweenmyself: Based on that logic Metal Gear Solid 2 is best in the series. Sorry Raiden haters riffYeti
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: MGS2 is great
otakon17: SNATCHER
otakon17: when you guys gonna play Snatcher with commentary?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Unreal 2, now there's a stinker of a sequel
saucemaster5000: Snowboard Kids 2, of course
betweenmyself: Zelda 2 is fairly divisive, but far from the worst in the series
saucemaster5000: wait... what's worse than zelda 2? Oh right, wand of gamelon, nvmind
PMAvers: Quake 2 was a great platform for mods.
Simonark: You Don't Know Jack 2 is nothing compared to the original or 3.
flamewave7: Doom 2 gave the world the super shotgun.
Lysander_salamander: I've never played the Quake games
pipshardfour: its not ranged
Lysander_salamander: Or Unreal
SoldieroFortune: !uptime
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saucemaster5000: @Lysander_salamander they run a little shakey
pipshardfour: scout needs to move into melee
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 boo! boo!
saucemaster5000: PrideUwu
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Dragon Age Origins 2 is also quite maligned
Simonark: Oh, EASY. Worst 2. Bioshock.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Dragon Age 2 is the best Dragon Age actuially
GhostofJeffGoldblum: writing and gameplay wise
GhostofJeffGoldblum: I'll die on this hill
GhostofJeffGoldblum: pistols at dawn
saucemaster5000: (cocks pistol)
MoxCubitZirconium: Megaman 2.
Simonark: Dragon Age 2. Because sometimes the sequel doesn't care about any of the things you liked in the first one.
betweenmyself: @moxcubitzirconium ohnoQuickman
Lysander_salamander: I have never tried Inquisition. I want to someday, I think
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @Lysander_salamander Unreal is super good, a real standout of the early singleplayer shooters and IMO better than Half Life (they came out the same year). If you've ever played Metroid Prime, it's a lot like that - slow, atmospheric, lots of emphasis on worldbuilding and exploration
saucemaster5000: Banjo Tooie was too fucking long
Lysander_salamander: Cool
BusTed: Oops.
Simonark: Make sure it's the doll Barbie, and not the war criminal Barbie. He did do things to people.
saucemaster5000: Days?
Ryxiene: LUL
GhostofJeffGoldblum: anyway the worst 2 is Mass Effect 2
saucemaster5000: I prefer "Please fuck me" but I know it got cancelled
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 it just didn't hvae the dramatic tension
GhostofJeffGoldblum: no one likes a story with no conflict
Simonark: They did. It was called "Goldeneye: Rogue Agent." And it was utterly terrible.
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum ur spitting
Fanklok: Most of your childhood games sucked
KeytarCat: Red Faction 2 was a weird transition from 1
Lysander_salamander: That reminds me I should try out No One Lives Forever 2
ThirdGames: Mass Effect 2 was great
Simonark: @Lysander_salamander It's Spectacular. For it's time.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: @GhostofJeffGoldblum oooh, I don't think it's *my* personal worst, but I also really didn't like it
saucemaster5000: At least we can all agree the mass effect series ended well
Lysander_salamander: Red Faction 2?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 skeletor.jpg
LoadingReadyRun: @Lysander_salamander NOLF 1&2 are both great
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Final Fantasy X-2 is...a choice they made!
Lysander_salamander: Yeah I've played the first NOLF and liked it
GhostofJeffGoldblum: he's the one they call Dr.Feelbad, he's gonana make you feel below average
KeytarCat: @Lysander_salamander the one where you play elite marines turning against a tyrannical govt!
saucemaster5000: NGL I thought FF13 was one of the worst games I ever played and FF13-2 was... okay?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: yeah, I was pleasantly surprised by 13-2
Mazrae: Any of the Final Fantasy XIII- ... I heard were bad
pipshardfour: once initiative is revealed you can do as much table talk as you wish!
Fanklok: @thirtycubicfeetofsalsa don't you dare talk bad about my pretty princess dress up game
Simonark: I liked NOLF and am pretty hard to sell on shooters, 2 is better in every way
CururuGuasu: X-2 was the best version of the ATB battle system and job system
CururuGuasu: 13-2 was surprisingly good, and had a banger soundtrack
pipshardfour: chain lightening is an incredible card
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL "Do you know what happens when an Ooze gets hit by lightning? The same thing as anything else."
saucemaster5000: you know what's amazing about that storm line? Apparently they tried multiple takes of various bits, and decided that was the best one.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: 13-2 also had a hella rad final boss fight, after 13's "letter opener into dinner plate" combo
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL @saucemaster5000 Also one of the only lines left from Joss Whedon's draft of the movie
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 I mean that line is hilarious, so
saucemaster5000: oh right, the era when everyone thought joss whedon could do no wrong
Orxolon: well engaged i will say
BorealMage: D:
Ryxiene: 🤺🤺🤺
netherwarden: So Wrath of Khan?
Simonark: Wait, were you not taking this engagement seriously? There is such a thing as breach of promise!
saucemaster5000: Wrath of Khan < The Voyage Home
betweenmyself: Was checking a “bad game sequels” list and saw ‘Cheetahmen II’ listed… Sorry, this doesn’t really count.
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: both are great, really
PMAvers: Did somebody say TANGENT TIME?!
empyreon: you don't saaaaaay riffYeti
Simonark: In olden times the job title was "Lord of Misrule"
Orxolon: great game
Orxolon: i'm more of Hunter the reckoning though
Fanklok: This cistern is full of snilk
GhostofJeffGoldblum: hey! that's my sister(n)!
Simonark: The best I can do for cistern involves the gender identity of coastal birds.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Simonark heh
saucemaster5000: Face god and walk backwards into hell is one hell of a way to describe Homer walking back into the hedge
SnowBunSarah: Dr. Feelbad is about to feelbad
Simonark: @GhostofJeffGoldblum It's more of a cryptic crossword clue than a joke, really.
BorealMage: Newsies?
PMAvers: New oozes just dropped!
saucemaster5000: There's newsies??? FUCK
blip2004: was that ben?
empyreon: newzes lrrFRUMP
betweenmyself: HahaHide
saucemaster5000: @BorealMage Jinx
Lysander_salamander: Newsies didn't get a sequel, as far as I know
saucemaster5000: This is the Kool Aid Man universe
Lysander_salamander: Are there any other musicals about Unionizing besides Newsies and Billy Elliot?
Simonark: Yes, The Pajama Game
saucemaster5000: @Lysander_salamander Cradle Will Rock
CastleOtranto: The Pajama Game?
CastleOtranto: Paul is too fast
KeytarCat: Fiorello! ?
Lysander_salamander: I'll look it up
Simonark: You may know a few songs from Pajama Game without knowing it, Hernando's Hideaway and Steam Heat.. The big union number is Seven and a Half Cents.
saucemaster5000: Matewan can be a musical if you watch it while listening to the "Carousel" soundtrack
CastleOtranto: I'm going to have Pajama Game songs stuck in my head all night and I'm not mad about it.
saucemaster5000: fuck hernando's hideaway. Had to learn to fake tango in high school for that one
CastleOtranto: Didn't Family Guy do a Steam Heat reference?
LoadingReadyRun: I always think about Hernando's Hideaway when we are filming the intro to Elder Dragon Social Club
Simonark: @CastleOtranto We don't remind you of it often. It's a Once-A-Year-Day thing
CastleOtranto: @LoadingReadyRun You and I were sent by Joe
Simonark: @LoadingReadyRun That's lending a more seductive tone to EDSC.
Lysander_salamander: yay
Lysander_salamander: hooray for not dying
Lysander_salamander: freaking splitting enemies
definenull: 👀
CururuGuasu: You know a dark secluded place?
betweenmyself: But what *is* the Secret of the Ooze… s… riffYeti
Riiiiiiis: Adam, yes please
saucemaster5000: think the last one was sorcery?
definenull: Sorcery was amazing
Lysander_salamander: I hope you get to try out the one written by Rhianna Prattchet
Simonark: You have another fifteen sessions of Sorcery! ahead of you
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eric_christian_berg: Fingers crossed that Adam does the Chuck Tingle select-your-timeline book I sent.
KeytarCat: We're in the tail end, still
CururuGuasu: Was a year and some change ago, I think
saucemaster5000: (I will mention the sequel to sorcery is much more stupid)
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phenixrogue: Well actually the ooze spawn from the elite are at max hp because the elite got more hp
LoadingReadyRun: Sorcery is great, but in some ways it might be *too good*. The trashier books are sometimes more fun
saucemaster5000: yeah that is the trouble. The second one is the dumbest, but the last 2 take themselves VERY seriously and would be less fun.
LoadingReadyRun: The Catacombs books were great, but they only ever made the 4 that we have played through
saucemaster5000: I've heard "Sky Lord" from the fighting fantasy series is unbelievably stupid, to the point it basically ended the series because people hated how silly it was
CururuGuasu: Like Underworld
lamina5432: they could all be flint locks
WiJohn: That's why he's broke, he spends all his money on replacement guns
Lysander_salamander: His bodymass is 50% bug, 50% gun
iris_of_ether: Ah, this map. We absolutely played this mission 3 friggin times. (Didn't have a good party for it)
LoadingReadyRun: what sound do 10 Oozes make while splitting?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: the same as one ooze but really loud
GhostofJeffGoldblum: like when Dabe would get eveyrone to crack their knuckles at PAX
Lysander_salamander: It is the sound of that one video of someone putting a giant block of jello into an industrial grinder
CururuGuasu: Like a barbershop decatet
SnowBunSarah: @iris_of_ether My party died, I was limping away, the oozes limping after me, splitting all the while. My teammates put on Yakety Sax, until the oozes kill themselves.
PMAvers: There was a box set one that I sent in a while ago, I think it was called Legacy of Dragonholdt? It's actually pretty neat, it's structured more like a RPG session and you get to roll your own characters. And you can play it multiplayer.
iris_of_ether: @snowbunsarah Oh my gosh haha
definenull: "you meet at an applebees"
saucemaster5000: I'll order the sugariest and most alcoholic milkshae plz.
Simonark: Could be worse. At least it isn't a Chili's.
KeytarCat: Yo Adam GMing is a dice friends I now want very much
definenull: or a denny's
Mazrae: At the speed of slime
saucemaster5000: @PMAvers I LOVED dragonholt, but I don't know if it's silly enough. A lot of it is very straight faced (except for the wedding stuf))
LoadingReadyRun: We *do* have a My Little Pony adventure book lrrAWESOME
saucemaster5000: oooooo
Lysander_salamander: :D
saucemaster5000: check marks are for top tier players
Orxolon: o7
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: Don't! Get! Merc'd!
Orxolon: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa America's new favorite game show
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 yeah, just like twitter!
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum what's twitter?
saucemaster5000: Is that like X?
GhostofJeffGoldblum: a miserable pile of secrets
Orxolon: have at theee
Orxolon: xD
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I don't like it being X, I don't wanna get Norted
saucemaster5000: It's been too long since I played that.... Used to play it almost once a year
saucemaster5000: Old man life goals
Orxolon: a friend of mine tried to know more about X and googled "X videos"....
definenull: oh no F
Orxolon: hahahha
saucemaster5000: @Orxolon LMAO
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @Orxolon rookie move
Lysander_salamander: Like in Life on Mars, when the main character starts hearing the beeping
saucemaster5000: I love the george carlin bit where he wishes when you are about to die a voice says "two minutes!" to you
LoadingReadyRun: I assume that stun trap in the corner is a smooshed Ooze
KeytarCat: In uni, I played a piece that called for a thunder sheet: A big sheet of metal suspended from a gong frame
saucemaster5000: I mean, that's just as silly as beethoven pieces calling for cannons
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 I thought that was Tchaikovsky
GhostofJeffGoldblum: or did old Luddy do it too
nyoomgoom: someone's poisoned the water hole! :0
MAPBoardgames: You can still win your checks if the team is successful
saucemaster5000: @GhostofJeffGoldblum they both did it. The 1812 overtures and Wellington's victory
saucemaster5000: overture
SaxPython: Joe's "Witness Me" Apartment
MAPBoardgames: Oh. Yeah. That. But OTHERWISE...
saucemaster5000: A gloomhaven game being close? Dang
MAPBoardgames: They "Won't see another sunrise"
GhostofJeffGoldblum: @saucemaster5000 incredible
saucemaster5000: What's the point of playing a 3 hour game that always comes down to the last die roll anyway? Why not just roll the die at the BEGINNING and save fucking time?
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: I do think that Gloomhaven has an issue with small early mistakes compounding WAY beyond anyone's capacity to deal with, which can lead to some awful moments of realization
saucemaster5000: @ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa this, and the "oh we didn't realize the pace of the scenario, guess we gotta play it again now that we know"
ThirtyCubicFeetOfSalsa: for sure
saucemaster5000: (I'm not salty about my recent frosthaven adventures)
Orxolon: isn't there 1 more round after wining?
Lysander_salamander: yay
MAPBoardgames: Grabbing the coin before it hits the ground
Orxolon: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
BorealMage: It could have been *anything*
empyreon: it could have been a boat!
definenull: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: a dead cat
empyreon: LUL
Lysander_salamander: whoops
KeytarCat: !findquote cat
LRRbot: Quote #3221: "Right now, I'm killing otakus and cat maid girls." —Ian [2016-08-15]
GhostofJeffGoldblum: heehee crack
KWardJenx: Proper murder hobos
nyoomgoom: makes sense, if you can breathe underwater, you might be able to breathe custard
saucemaster5000: love that game "General Custern's Revenge"
Lysander_salamander: custern sounds great. A giant vat of reserved custard.
PipPosit: Are custerns full of cusses or custard?
KeytarCat: It's the Custard Cistern! Like a chocolate fountain
GhostofJeffGoldblum: swim in the custard cistern
Spades_Slicc: Adam, Checkpoint went up a little before this stream started
BorealMage: Do no harm to *us*
MAPBoardgames: Deleted!
PMAvers: Do No Harm, Take No Crap
definenull: like a split card: no // harm
saucemaster5000: Queue a certain Bon Jovi song
Lysander_salamander: every rose has it's thorns?
MAPBoardgames: I've always wondered, is "kicking rocks" like "punching boulder"
KeytarCat: @definenull Do // No // Harm
Lysander_salamander: Kicking rocks is like Pounding Sand
Orxolon: get in my belly deck
KeytarCat: The stomach of the cards!
definenull: ring heads?
Simonark: Ringettes?
saucemaster5000: What's lourde of the wrings?
SaxPython: any Po-Tay-Toes?
Texan_Reverend: !patreon
LRRbot: 2718 patrons for a total of $20,879.83 per month.
SnowBunSarah: @KeytarCat Do - Create a 1/1 token, No - Counter Target spell, Harm - Deal 2 damage
Texan_Reverend: !youtube
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GhostofJeffGoldblum: GNIGHT EVEYRBODY
GhostofJeffGoldblum: only us cool cats left
Texan_Reverend: !schedule
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empyreon: I can assure you it's not gone riffYeti
Orxolon: oki oki,yeah!
definenull: oof club oof club!
definenull: LuL
BusTed: LUL
Texan_Reverend: OOF Club!
definenull: maybe the coach needs an off day
PMAvers: Adam just ends up running them through Marvel 3 boot camp instead.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: "okay Nelson, today YOU coach me"
gualdhar: make them watch EVO
definenull: let the kids run wild
saucemaster5000: It's good, I'm not showing up with blanka tomorrow..
loufghyslaufey: lrrFINE lrrFINE
ghyllnox: "Play them a video" is a built-in option
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Sexpoint is a recurring bit,.
GhostofJeffGoldblum: Heather is not making this up
MAPBoardgames: Ince-beej-ption
definenull: i mean its beej, do you expect anything else?
Lysander_salamander: ew
iris_of_ether: Cameron oh no
Texan_Reverend: !discord
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Lysander_salamander: nice
definenull: nice
Orxolon: "Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness."
iris_of_ether: It me :D
Lysander_salamander: yay Iris of Ether!
Simonark: How do you do that compared to doodling uncles?
iris_of_ether: Listen she picked the thing I haven't done in 30 years
iris_of_ether: So enjoy this
Orxolon: yeeeyyyy
iris_of_ether: :D
Lysander_salamander: hahahaha
MAPBoardgames: go team spiders!
Orxolon: will we win again?
Simonark: Have an extra curly line! Make some scorpions!
saucemaster5000: three circles and some lines is just a night of ecstasy and cocaine
definenull: da bits da bits da bits!
definenull: D:
Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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definenull: lrrAWW
aiamethyst: Cori, I just rolled a nat 1 and your character is plummeting to her death
SnowBunSarah: Paul ate the bits
GhostofJeffGoldblum: FUCK james
PanzerVII: cori rip ur character it was a nice one =)
Simonark: In comedy, there's NOTHING lower than a bit thief.
The_Kraken19: Ivan tried so hard
PanzerVII: i convinced her to go into the ship
PanzerVII: and now she's plummeting to her death
PanzerVII: we are ACTUALLY evil
The_Kraken19: Which is more cowardly, staying in the tree or getting in the shiop?
Lysander_salamander: It's like, you could have texted her or something
empyreon: LUL
Lysander_salamander: good night!
empyreon: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
definenull: gnight!
KWardJenx: G'Night!
Orxolon: g night y'all
PanzerVII: BibleThump BibleThump BibleThump
Lysander_salamander: :D
Simonark: As we end on a sudden humanist funeral.
MAPBoardgames: In earlier editions, you could get some cool templates after you died.
Lysander_salamander: Thanks for being here, all of you