GapFiller: oooh Blinja Nerdle Children
KeytarCat: @GapFiller presets, sadly
Metric_Furlong: Children love the Blinja Nerdles
Metric_Furlong: (to the tune of... well, you know)
LurkerSpine: !next
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GapFiller: KeytarCat lrrAWW sometimes knowing the answer to a question in advance doesnt make it any less disappointing
RockPusher: !search for treasure
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RockPusher waves at the pits trapped in the trap
KeytarCat: !findquote pit
LRRbot: Quote #537: "That entire pit is a guy." —Paul [2015-07-27]
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TehAmelie: it's time for some nudes? wait, Feed Dump ended five years ago
TehAmelie: okay some number of years
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GapFiller: jlrrFacepalm 10/02/2018
GapFiller: that IS some number of years
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GapFiller: abt five infact so good guess (if it was a guess)
TehAmelie: actually it was a Ghostbusters joke
KeytarCat: A joke was almost accurate!
KeytarCat: We did it chat!
TehAmelie: but certainly close enough for jokes
richard_ermen: Weee, Chillpoint ^^
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GapFiller: comedy tends to be surprisingly well researched
GapFiller: good comedy better researched than actual news current affairs w/ alarming frequency
RockPusher: "Whoever said math had no practical applications!"
OldUncleDan: @GapFiller See also: "Some More News"
KeytarCat: @OldUncleDan I often do
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RockPusher: lrrSHINE lrrSLOTH lrrSHINE
Metric_Furlong: got'em
TheAinMAP: mattlrLul
GapFiller: good ebening lrrPAUL P lrrBEEEJ B lrrHEATHER H lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
GapFiller: there was a attempt
TehAmelie: hello!
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TheAinMAP: Hello.
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
hatsfullofrabbits: I don't trust my opinion!
LordZarano: There is some room tone
SquareDotCube: Sounds like it's on!
KeytarCat: Late night there when Beej writes Checkpoint, LATE NIGHT THERE WHEN BEEJ WRITES CHECKPOINT 🎙
GapFiller: pretending to care IS the zeitgeist
TheMerricat: My opinions are garbage, IMO.
GapFiller: and ChillPoint is nothing if not having their finger on the pulse
OldUncleDan: Loved the Sailor Mars shirt that Beej was wearing!
GapFiller: o7
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DeM0nFiRe: benginO7
beowuuf: i knew calshot as a name :p
KeytarCat: Beejian
CaptainSpam: The Beejiannaise, if you will.
GapFiller: Ian is a Professional
KV1NN4: Can confirm, was an experience seeing Ian not in a button up
RockPusher: Ian causing trouble with his words‽ That never happens!
TheMerricat: Not going lie, not sure my brain can imagine a 'casual' Ian
RockPusher: tiltyhPLS tiltyhEXTREME lrrHEART
GapFiller: Survival of the Fittest Typo is a real thing
Decaped: I do this all the all the time.
RockPusher: Accidental censorship
KeytarCat: Mr. Torgue Censor implant
LordZarano: LAFF-O-TRON swear removal
RockPusher: A wizard that uses acid, A wizard made of acid, a wizard on acid
RockPusher: Why not all three!
KeytarCat: Porque no los todos?
Sarah_Serinde: I enjoyed that reference
KeytarCat: Dispensaries can get so uncomfortable
GapFiller: nalvThink surprising amount of weed drip retail overlap eh
SquareDotCube: The weed store by the other weed store
KeytarCat: I order ahead and ignore the store elements
rubikdarkwill: Euphamisms
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SquareDotCube: You know, out in international seas, where there is only maritime law if you choose to follow it
sydnius: Most 🇺🇸 weed stores look like banks inside
RockPusher: gabyLul
GapFiller: idk what its like in Canada but here in Albion we get that w/ poppers
Metric_Furlong: Alex played it on Let's Nope back in the day
GapFiller: nitrates sold commercially for other uses
RockPusher: I believe it has a deer-man
sydnius: lrrPAUL speaks truff
GapFiller: to use a dfft field bands breakup and reform using that exact logic all the time
RockPusher: Zachtronics
LordZarano: Last Call BBS
RockPusher: A publisher who is actually good at marketing their stuff fugiWow
TemporallyAwry: I learned about TP2 from checkpoint, it was a hard double-take PrideLaugh
IzlanntheLion: How spot on the got the direct was great
GapFiller: clearly we now need to hear The Crews peppy v/o voices
maynotbeusedbywizard: You could have done a crapshot for the new moonbase internet delays in that style
KeytarCat: Oh, it's ...Neoclassical? Using frameworks from Classical works to tell notably different stories!
beowuuf: or "do they?"
Bruceski: Into the Breach, where Netflix's money funded a free contant update for all platforms.
SquareDotCube: I'd just like a mobile version of Terra Nil that all it needs is your Steam account.
SquareDotCube: Bluetooth
sydnius: ADB
bo_brinkman: Google Stadia solved this really well! (hides)
Drasvin: Depends on the TV. My TV has bluetooth for remotes and other stuff
KeytarCat: Please don't BT my remote
JonnyGlitched: Hello to my favorite 3 people in that room!
JonnyGlitched: oh the Netflix controller?
JonnyGlitched: I don't think this movement into gaming is going to go well
JonnyGlitched: If I need a phone to play it why not just play it on phone?
xVoxtric: gosh I remember when google glass and wave were being 'beta'd
saiarcot895: bigger screen, mainly
saiarcot895: also probably better sound
saiarcot895: (if you have the appropriate setup for that)
JonnyGlitched: no input lag?
JonnyGlitched: touchscreens are very bad at certain things
SquareDotCube: SOTN would be nice on the Switch... Especially if it's a version that marries both the exclusive Playstation and Sega Saturn content...
LurkerSpine: I bought a Razer Kishi, I wonder if I can use it with Netflix
margieargie: I'm playing it right now :p
xVoxtric: I'm about 70 hours into the campaign, and I'm just getting my feet wet on act 3
richard_ermen: It's very good, but it has problems. Like most games have though.
They_Are_Alyx: SexNotesPoint!
Joecool190: ps5 is September i think
cmdrzellgaudis: They can’t get it to render on the X box Seris S
LurkerSpine: the Xbox Series S specifically, and Multiplayer specifically
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KeytarCat: Dave the Diver, hands down
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hello pointers of chill!
KeytarCat: Hi, Fluff!
DeM0nFiRe: The actual best note from the patch notes was they removed the version from the UI
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey KeytarCat, what kinds of nonsense have I missed? Anything pithy and hilarious?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also choose your junk is a thing I wish was more of a standard thing instead of assumption
bytecaster: Little know fact, the P in patch is for phallus
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xVoxtric: With the context of body types being detaached from social gender it's cool.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this related to Cyberpunk?
sydnius: Brett Favre DLC? nthx
They_Are_Alyx: BG3 > CP2077
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig I haven't been paying solid attention :P
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gnyrinn: @They_Are_Alyx Head and shoulders above?
TheMerricat: Skyrim.... Modded Kappa
bytecaster: We have implemented a new performance optimization: Phallus culling
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I remember an old ZP (I think Saints Row 3) Yahtzee talked about how it sucked that they had made the gender a switch instead of the slider to allow creation of David Bowie
Thefluffiestguineapig: And the one guy whose butt kept clipping through his jacket
rubikdarkwill: It probably depends on the engine too
Arikell: presumably the animation setup doesn't have junk scaling options
JonnyGlitched: I have trouble with penis clipping sometimes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Beej: not so secret proponent of SexPoint
xVoxtric: The funny thing to me is that githyanki don't reproduce sexually, and that's part of a quest, so it's just tacked on to them
rubikdarkwill: "Any publicity is good publicity" logic
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's like how the Mass Effect series leaned into the whole "hey nerds, alien sex!" part of marketing
JonnyGlitched: you can put the underwhere on display
RockPusher: The Underpants Gnome!
JonnyGlitched: The Unseen Underware
Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher The quest boss is Underwear Gremlin
Laurence72: As the BNL sang, "Let's go hide out under there!"
MomoNo9: Ridcully's going to get an unfortunate surprise
JonnyGlitched: big seabatYIKES
gnyrinn: All the sorcerers lost their underwear last night? Pantshuffer Gary!!! What were you doing this evening?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that's a moment where they expect positive publicity and don't think about the entire picture
mowdownjoe: @Laurence72 You mean "I could hide out under there."
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gnyrinn "Why are you pointing at me? Dave was the one we pantsed every day at the academy"
JonnyGlitched: All they needed to do was read the original list to know
Thefluffiestguineapig: That bus had one of those speed bombs on it but it was triggered by accountability
gnyrinn: @Thefluffiestguineapig "Who's 'we' in that sentence, Gary? That was just you. That's how you got that nickname."
TheMerricat: Credits team.... You know it exists but it's also such a weird job... :D
Thefluffiestguineapig: @gnyrinn "I've been trying to move on! I am a tailor now and doing this would ruin all the good will I've built to counteract all of your saying Pantsuffler every time you see me anywhere!"
KeytarCat: I keep parsing Larion as the Sexy Rogue Man (Asterion), and much of this still makes sense
Thefluffiestguineapig: Since Beej and Paul are here is there an email I could send a proposal for a LRL game to?
bo_brinkman: Intern project!
JonnyGlitched: I doubt a producer
bytecaster: And that's why you need a CCO, a chief credits officer.
JonnyGlitched: Producers don't do work
bytecaster: Not to be confused with CC0, which doesn't need you to credit anything.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Honestly it's gotten very difficult since companies are trying to rewrite their own histories and just make things disappear
EvilBadman: We have a shared spread sheet owned by dept head
Thefluffiestguineapig: Like the Holy Grail credits
bo_brinkman: It is very very hard in my job to build lists of who did the work. Some things take years, and it is hard to know if the work that someone did 2 years ago actually ended up in the final product.
saiarcot895: crediting the credits writers
ghyllnox: Movies have unions
TheMerricat: Movies hat are unionized have it codified
JonnyGlitched: who will credit the credit writing creditors?
GapFiller: nalvThink presumably CCO is a role within LRR
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is another reason that Unions deserve to be in all professions
xVoxtric: Yea the guilds/unions have control over it. Actors have to choose a name that isn't in "use" and why a lot of actors have a stage name different from their legal name
GapFiller: guessing its tied to more general credit admin
JonnyGlitched: @Thefluffiestguineapig except Police Unions
Going_Medium: I briefly worked for someone who built movie cranes. He said he didn't get credited onscreen, because it would cost him money for an on screen credit.
emberBecky: animation studios overseas seem to often get studio credit only, last I saw. But I notice that more in TV than movies though.
JonnyGlitched: Cops arn't workers, they're enforcers
TheMerricat: Iirc in most dev studios credits are handled by folk in HR
emberBecky: meaning like, US companies using overseas studios
KeytarCat: @JonnyGlitched Police just shouldn't be a profession >:(
Bruceski: I'm sure there's edge cases in movies but mostly it's a lot more taken care of than video games.
JonnyGlitched: 1312
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched Those should not exist, they should be part of a group that includes social services, victims advocates and all kinds of things as their workforce advocacy group
Angreed66: of note the people voting on unionizing are on set not editing vfx
Bruceski: Oh, the Quake 2 remaster that just came out, apparently they did credit everyone from the original game (unlike Metroid Prime)
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Bruceski Or the Mario movie
JonnyGlitched: There will be no dissoultion of the police state in the US without an actual war
bo_brinkman: I just started reading "No Shortcuts: Organizing for Power in the New Gilded Age" and a lot of this union stuff is making a lot more sense.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, one of the groups that has a writing commision with me in podcast land are utterly baffled by the things I tell them aren't taken care of
ghyllnox: Document your code, including authors
Sarah_Serinde: JonnyGlitched This is really not an appropriate topic to get into in chat and no one is arguing with you
JonnyGlitched: @Sarah_Serinde noted
GapFiller: nice segway Paul
bytecaster: Lots of iterations though
JonnyGlitched: TMNT is a genre onto itself
bytecaster: The prolific heroes in a half shell genre
xVoxtric: it's neat to hear Graham say the four / five names that handle the processing of things like crack a pack tbh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller It's like he does this a job
Levifar: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: ChillPoint (Paul, Beej and Heather chat about Video Games and Video Game related news!) at Fri 02:00 PM PDT (52m ago).
JonnyGlitched: seabatYIKES
Invitare: Turtle Armour DLC
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, Adam's home stream chat was lampooning this a couple days ago
bytecaster: Hey! Those bandanas are expensive!
mowdownjoe: Fifteen dollar turtle costumes!
TheMerricat: Metavers?
JonnyGlitched: creatively bankrupt, like the Fallout MTG expansion
bytecaster: Is it still fight money?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, all my time and effort are currently being poured into job searching
Driosenth: now many Norwegian Krone?
Arikell: I'd be surprised if there isn't a "discounted" bundle for all four
LurkerSpine: Chipotle sponsored EVO, the largest fighting game tournament of the year
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched Is this a real thing? They have done so many crossovers I can't tell what's a joke anymore
loufghyslaufey: Chipotle is still doing that?
TheMerricat: I think Paul is remembering Injustice 2? They had a TMNT dlc
mowdownjoe: I learned the hard way that Chipotle promo didn't apply to the PC version. 🫤
JonnyGlitched: @Thefluffiestguineapig unfortunatly true
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched I wish I could hope it would be good
bytecaster: The character creator already seems to powerful
Laurence72: The fact that we can't get these through some sort of pizza delivery service feels like a blown marketing push
JonnyGlitched: It's really hard to cosplay TMNT
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Thefluffiestguineapig: It's almost like they aren't truly humanoid!!
KeytarCat: What's wrong with a Fallout MTG crossover?
GapFiller: cartoons w/ irl characteristics lookin odd!? never!
JonnyGlitched: Yeah those costumes were dangerous
loufghyslaufey: What? Did 't fans prefer the Jim Henson stylized turtles?
josh___something: Eugh
loufghyslaufey: *didn't
JonnyGlitched: like the big black beetle things from The Dark Crystal
GapFiller: nalvThink has there ever been a case of cartoons redrawn innan irl style NOT coming out uncanny
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Nothing and there is a lot of great potential, it's just that I don't have faith it will be really well thought through and executed. I really want it to be great so badly, I want an atomic car in New Capenna
sydnius: metapoint
Thefluffiestguineapig: So are you going to cover FNAF movie news? Kappa
bo_brinkman: @KeytarCat I;m really looking forward to "Tragic: the Garnering" versions of cards. :D
Darleysam: damnit Tetris Cop
saiarcot895: LUL
JonnyGlitched: @bo_brinkman I was wondering when someone would see MTG is savagely parodied in Fallout 2
GapFiller: Dan Ackermans Tetris Effect
jacqui_lantern234: "LINE PIECE!!!!!!"
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig A big ol' set of tokens like Nukacola Food
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bo_brinkman Or Vault specific versions of the set since it would be so isolated
JonnyGlitched: In the Fallout universe MTG is bad
GapFiller: reminder Tetris was developed during The Cold War
Laurence72: @jacqui_lantern234 I get that reference!
LurkerSpine: The Gaming Historian version is pretty good
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Nukacola Quantum has special effects
GapFiller: thats an idea of the age of Tetris
jacqui_lantern234: @LurkerSpine youre good!!!
GapFiller: and it feels a remind of just how recent The Cold War still is
JonnyGlitched: you can't copywrite a style
GapFiller: cz we are only just now reaching the point where that period is passing into the historical record
Thefluffiestguineapig: So Tinker Tailor but with Tetris?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller Arguably, there are certain groups that are trying to anchor it and keep it current
loufghyslaufey: TTTF: Tinker Tailor Tetris Fries?
GapFiller: Thefluffiestguineapig nalvThink Alec Guinness in full George Smiley mode as Alexis Pajitnov
JonnyGlitched: Somtimes buying and selling options was used to quash certain speeh
loufghyslaufey: Imagine fried in the mold of Tetris?
loufghyslaufey: *fries
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller Honestly that movie might make more sense than the existing Tinker Tailor adaptation.
LurkerSpine: look at all the scripts Disney bought before they started making the live-action Mulan just to avoid this headache
JonnyGlitched: buy an option and then never make the thing you disagree with
Thefluffiestguineapig: @LurkerSpine Yeah, Disney has the people to predict these headaches and the unlimited money to preempt them all
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Thefluffiestguineapig They are currently dealing with the fallout of not doing this with all the Timothy Zahn stuff they want to use now
JonnyGlitched: Can't prove anyone ever read his book
saiarcot895: how novel (no pun intended) is the idea that it could have been like a cold war spy thriller?
Thefluffiestguineapig: The burden of proof is too high and is not something that exists
saiarcot895: it's the soviet union, it's the 80s
loufghyslaufey: Can't you still at least script under under the studio's umbrella to least likely reject the dang writing effort?
sydnius: hunt for blue september
saiarcot895: i think the original people said that the car chase scene at the end was exaggerated
JonnyGlitched: I tend to not get my history lessons from movies as a rule
breadisbest1: !next
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JonnyGlitched: It's a nothing court case, there needs to be actual plagurism, can't copywrite a style or theme
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, there's a lot of things where nerd content creators (writers, podcasters etc) are being swept by big companies that want to make movies with their properties but don't want to deal with asking them or having them have opinions
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched If Disney gets it's way you will
JonnyGlitched: wee walk
GapFiller: lrrAWW sergeChair
Thefluffiestguineapig: Stealth sidewalk slam!!!
Driosenth: I was hoping for a sergeChair lrrPAUL lrrHEATHER stream
JonnyGlitched: Call Adam and Graham!
GapFiller: Driosenth SAME
Laurence72: Awww, I was hoping it dealt with Muscle Touch
Angreed66: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'd think quite the opposite the less things that can be copywrited the less happy disney is.
Thefluffiestguineapig: So is this on the PIF calendar for Adam and Graham
iris_of_ether: Oh no!
JonnyGlitched: oh very good reason
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Angreed66 Right, sorry that's what I meant but I was typing too fast
LurkerSpine: Similarly, 30XX was delayed ON RELEASE DATE, on Switch (still came out on time for PC)
Thefluffiestguineapig: Taking the time to make it good!!
JonnyGlitched: Bethesda is in trouble after the quality of BG3
GapFiller: Vince McMahon willing lets his wrestlers do their finishers on him all the time
Thefluffiestguineapig: Have them agree to a bump and then just wail on them
SK__Ren: That is some good inspiration
Laurence72: I mean, at least FF6 had Sabin?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @GapFiller But instead you do it for real
GapFiller: so theres precedent for wrestling company execs putting themselves on the line there
SK__Ren: Do we get to suplex a train?
jacqui_lantern234: are we just gonna gloss over "muchacho man"?!?! im currently cackling at it
Thefluffiestguineapig: So mostly dead wrestlers?
betweenmyself: Do we get to suplex a train?
CharredSpark: suplex a train PogChamp
JonnyGlitched: can you suplex your own face?!
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: I am now burdened with the wwe-ness of ff6
OldUncleDan: Pretty sure that Tifa can suplex some pretty rediculous stuff as well.
GapFiller: Sabin suplexes the ghost train:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that main character is a mix of some WWE people with El Santo from lucha history and I am for it
OldUncleDan: Actually, can't Tifa suplex a house?
Drasvin: If Sabin is confused, he can even suplex himself
NoOne_OfConsequence: Moon might qualify as a flying enemy, and you can't suplex those.
bytecaster: Suplex the lifestream
Thefluffiestguineapig: She beat me to the joke
CharredSpark: next ff: suplex the moon Hhhehehe
CururuGuasu: Moon was evil in 8
SnackPak_: the dream
CaptainSpam: Well, for fighting the moon, there's Time Viking. But that's sort of obscure.
Laurence72: Sabin suplexes himself
JonnyGlitched: Don't remember the moon in I-VI, I haven't played the newer ones
aiamethyst: you fight the moon in inscryption
Decaped: Pretty sure that's how FF14 ended.
iris_of_ether: Technically Bahamut was the moon in FFXIV
SK__Ren: 8 is fine
GapFiller: I LIKED 8!
LurkerSpine: I love FF8, it's my fave
loufghyslaufey: Wait, what are we abiding to? lrrHEATHER lrrPAUL
JonnyGlitched: FF sucked since it left Nintendo
SK__Ren: It was my first FF game
Ukon_Cairns: suplexing the majora's mask moon sounds like giving the moon exactly what it wants
LurkerSpine: do you like stories about teenagers that are hot messes? 8 is for you!
TheAinMAP: foxmarMOON
OldUncleDan: Not dying fast enough.
iris_of_ether: foxmarMOON
loufghyslaufey: "Liberated"!! lrrADAM
bytecaster: Ana does it, why shouldn't she
SK__Ren: We've come a long way since the healing shiv
OldUncleDan: Well, Ana heals folks with a Sniper Rifle.
thegreatwyrdling: !next
LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Friday Night Paper Fight (The LRR crew plays Magic the Gathering! Sometimes it's paper, sometimes it's Arena, tune in to find out! Game: Magic: The Gathering) at Fri 05:00 PM PDT (1:49 from now).
KeytarCat: It's the medic special weapon in Killing Floor
NekomimiNinja: "It heals in reverse!"
Drasvin: !box
LRRbot: In the box is: beeeeeees! Liiiiiiiive beeeeeees!
josh___something: Gotta crack a few eggs... Or smth
gnyrinn: @SK__Ren Aren't they called scalpels?
JonnyGlitched: I thought PvE got canned
ReachW: "You are being healed. Please do not resist"
betweenmyself: I mean what is chiropractic medicine other than violent healing? pennyWhat
JonnyGlitched: there it is
Thefluffiestguineapig: :<
Thefluffiestguineapig: That is horrific
loufghyslaufey: Is "Liberated!" lrrADAM 's thing or is that an actual line from Leon Kennedy?
OldUncleDan: @betweenmyself A sham?
betweenmyself: @olduncledan granted
josh___something: (read: this is what Overwatch 2 PvE was)
drcthulu: closest I could find is a lunar leviathan sadly no fights with an actual moon, but on it's surface
JonnyGlitched: sounds like Blizzard
jacqui_lantern234: @loufghyslaufey its a lets nope thing iirc. i remember adam saying it in 5
jacqui_lantern234: i could just be wrong
KeytarCat: So now they're doing PvE as if they didn't kill Battleborn, who did it well!
bytecaster: Blizzard isn't really trying for redemption, are they?
They_Are_Alyx: @loufghyslaufey It came from the RE5 co-op streams
josh___something: (Overwhelmingly negative)
SK__Ren: @gnyrinn Depends on how big they are
iris_of_ether: Nice foley, though
Drasvin: Slap the mic
JonnyGlitched: seabatYIKES
loufghyslaufey: Eek.
KeytarCat: @jacqui_lantern234 It was a joke about how Jingoistic RE 5 was, and "liberation" was used in game.
SnackPak_: sergeJustRight
Lysander_salamander: :D
Ukon_Cairns: thats timing
loufghyslaufey: lrrSPOOP lrrBEEEJ
saiarcot895: a Beej appeared!
loufghyslaufey: He got me
DeM0nFiRe: LUL
betweenmyself: Beej is summoned by the word “porn”
SK__Ren: I think the people who watch overwatch porn work harder than the people who make overwatch
loufghyslaufey: I can't....
JonnyGlitched: I'm glad I dropped Overwatch a few years ago
SnackPak_: lrrWOW
GayGhostPrince: i miss old overwatch
bytecaster: A classic pay-to-start shirt
Inkompetence: Oh no, my shirt license elapsed!
Thefluffiestguineapig: !fangamer
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JonnyGlitched: what's the difference between a button down and a button up?
jacqui_lantern234: jokes on you, Paul ALWAYS looks nice!!! :p
Going_Medium: You look good in that hat heather.
loufghyslaufey: Are they, "gym-friendly" for no apparent reason?
jacqui_lantern234: *slaps roof* this gate can fit so many Baldur's in it! :p
Thefluffiestguineapig: HOW
josh___something: Jesus
GapFiller: lrrWOW
josh___something: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: No heather, it is not healthy
josh___something: Correct
margieargie: I think at least one of those years was me alone :p
LurkerSpine: most people don't get 88 years
JonnyGlitched: Tav is bae
bytecaster: It was me
JonnyGlitched: Origins are for second playthrough
ReachW: Character creation Georg is an outlier.
josh___something: The origin characters are neat
fiinnnaaaaannnnnnnn: warlock half elf confirms my biased suspicions
josh___something: Poor clerics
JonnyGlitched: Paly is a bit meta, good to have a Charisma caster
margieargie: Ooof, my drow cleric isn't all that popular then... also not a popular choice
jacqui_lantern234: as a cleric in D&D, can confirm we get no respect or love
JonnyGlitched: I'm playing a Gith Bard and OMG my skills
josh___something: Githyanki being least popular... Fair
Lysander_salamander: Githyanki are space pirates
josh___something: Asterion is a brat
GapFiller: he looks like a guy w/ standards
Gadora: I'm a bit weirded out by them having this level of data gathering available that they can do this.
KeytarCat: You have to be willing to get freaky to get with Astarion
Thefluffiestguineapig: These stats are great and super well laid out
loufghyslaufey: Such a strange classic Loki fetish?(?!)
GapFiller: well obv
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched I think the category is made up but I believe the numbers are real
JonnyGlitched: considering the druids are a bunch of genocidal zealots
accountmadeforants: Scratch is missable, so I suppose that's why
richard_ermen: Well, everyone who's dead and whom you didn't kill yourself
jacqui_lantern234: only 750k pets?! ROOKIE NUMBERS
TheAinMAP: If that's like the dogs I've known, that's not nearly enough.
gnyrinn: That means there are people who have never petted Scratch. The monsters.
richard_ermen: The cute owlbear pet is also missable
Thefluffiestguineapig: @richard_ermen I want this
WiJohn: @gnyrinn I may have accidentally killed Scratch and immediately re-rolled
loufghyslaufey: BG3 is Playstation only?
drcthulu: cute baby owlbear, angry owlbear mom
JonnyGlitched: you have to do certain things to get the pet... not all of them savory
LurkerSpine: that's like a 4 month PiF lol
jacqui_lantern234: OMG DO IT HEATHER
iris_of_ether: I'd watch that
Laurence72: Heather should play on one of Paul's 5 PS5s
GapFiller: jlrrBaby nalv5head
gnyrinn: @WiJohn Woops.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I think you'll have to fight the others who want to do that PIF
TheAinMAP: You've heard it here first folks!
loufghyslaufey: Uh oh. Send lrrJAMES help....
JonnyGlitched: Real Time Pause sucked
iris_of_ether: Real time with pause, yeah
jacqui_lantern234: @Laurence72 but then he wouldnt have access to all 5 ps5's
richard_ermen: Its more Divinity Original Sin in a DnD Skin
PMAvers: What if everyone was in on it in a massive multiplayer co-op session
EvilBadman: It also has co-op :shifty eyes:
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cam did Bloodborne
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josh___something: It's... possibly impractical
Lysander_salamander: savor your experiences
JonnyGlitched: there are not 300 hours in a weekend
KeytarCat: @PMAvers Loooooooong CTS
Lysander_salamander: pace yourselves
Thefluffiestguineapig: @EvilBadman Oh man, assemble the LRR crew
gnyrinn: @richard_ermen Bookmarked. Thanks.
SnackPak_: owlbear %
JonnyGlitched: BG 1 and 2 is old-school CRPG, in that it's not actually fun
Thefluffiestguineapig: It was so cute!!
Lysander_salamander: wow
iris_of_ether: FBtouchdown
loufghyslaufey: (sputters)
Lysander_salamander: already
emberBecky: wooo
Lysander_salamander: heck
richard_ermen: Glory to Arstotzka!
GapFiller: that is an Anniversary worth ceelbrating lrrHORN lrrHORN lrrHORN
emberBecky: one of the few games I bought the day it came out
JonnyGlitched: LSD, please
Thefluffiestguineapig: Snowy owls are super shy in real life. Also I got to help take care of barred owls at a rescue who were super personable for owls and it was amazing
Lysander_salamander: wow
GapFiller: F Yeah Tiger Electronics!
TehAmelie: i think Arztotska only exists for a period in 1989, but it's forever
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is so Lucas Pope I can't handle it
OldUncleDan: Some of Andy's best work.
josh___something: This looks sick
Lysander_salamander: wow
saiarcot895: pcrowWow
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TehAmelie I think even if it is gone from this timeline Alex's mere existence perpetuates it
JonnyGlitched: This would be a best seller
OldUncleDan: I think the CIA would have you on a list.
JonnyGlitched: I can tell you now it uses too much memory
LurkerSpine: I mean, it's redrawing everything everytime, which is more advanced than a tiger game
bytecaster: What does the mode button do?
JonnyGlitched: It's too complex for a Watch + Play but super cool
GapFiller: one big question: is Jorji in this version?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @JonnyGlitched Also too good for W+P, the good games they target tend to be much, much weirder or accidentally good
JonnyGlitched: Game + Watch* oops
Thefluffiestguineapig: Have there been updates to Home Improvization? That totally-not-Ikea game? I know they talked about doing it on CTS but I don't think that ever materialized
Firewhiskers: You can the LED football game too
Firewhiskers: had
JonnyGlitched: I had an Atari Lynx, the best gaming console for 5 min till the 6 AA batteries ran out
JonnyGlitched: My dad bought me the AC and Car adapter
GapFiller: they shdve let yr have just one Paul
TheMerricat: for those who want to try out the demake
Going_Medium: Had a "gaming system" that I had to load games of a cassette tape player before I could play... every time :)
GayGhostPrince: when i was a kid, we had those plug n play like spiderman games?
JonnyGlitched: Thank you for the show! Thank you chat!
GapFiller: this kinda useless tat teaches kids a valuable life lession which is that sometimes life is just a bit crap
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you for the show!
GayGhostPrince: thanks for the stream!
GapFiller: see also X Ray specs and mini fans ect
Thefluffiestguineapig: !fangamer
LRRbot: Fangamer is reprinting their first six Desert Bus tees! Preorders close 15 August, so don't miss this rare opportunity to own some of the coolest, most comfy tees ever to advertise a bus!
TheMerricat: So is it my side or is the bot aggressively deleting links?
iris_of_ether: Poker ~
GapFiller: nalvThink what is the present day equivalent of crappy Tiger Electronics
LurkerSpine: custom cube!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Nelson made a spicy rotisserie
GapFiller: Rotisserie Wrap
LurkerSpine: he said it was a cube on fight club
Thefluffiestguineapig: Open information
iris_of_ether: @themerricat We can see the demake link
TheMerricat: My end then. Thanks @iris_of_ether !
DeM0nFiRe: Made-to-order Rectangular Prism
aiamethyst: yeah, custom is a fine descriptor, don't listen to the comments
drcthulu: Nelson's Original Cube
KeytarCat: Qube: Question Cube
Gadora: Bespoke Cube
Zephyr256k: bespoke cube
GapFiller: TheMerricat this the link?
Going_Medium: Gleaming the cube?
jacqui_lantern234: Barbie Cube?!?!
GapFiller: Braise Qude
Texan_Reverend: !schedule
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CharredSpark: spicy bbqube
GapFiller: wait no thats Kathleens thing
ztara_: Hey been have you ever thought of renaming the store LRRchendise?
Thefluffiestguineapig: This is a doner kabob
Lysander_salamander: fuscia? Blue and red?
betweenmyself: My fav was “Western Bar” released by Casio. You could put out a stick of dynamite by pouring your whiskey on the fuse riffYeti
GapFiller: Murder Tetris Hype
LordZarano: @GapFiller Aggressively monetized mobile games
iris_of_ether: braven10PRISM braven10PRISM braven10PRISM
emberBecky: maybe red white is pink
KeytarCat: I'm sure someone could make a pink cube
TheMerricat: Yep I'm getting <link deleted>
bytecaster: Wait, they are still stuck in Tarkov?
LurkerSpine: I think it's James, Serge, Joe, and Funko
Thefluffiestguineapig: @emberBecky A medium rare cube
GapFiller: LordZarano sad but true
KeytarCat: 8-bit music theory just did a vid on this!
Lysander_salamander: That does look cool
They_Are_Alyx: Stray Gods is so good!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm excited for Ian's voice choice
SK__Ren: Oh I saw this and was wondering if you'd play it
Thefluffiestguineapig: And also the long debates about character choices
richard_ermen: Stray Gods is AMAZING
bytecaster: And if there is any person I trust to make the reasonable choice, it is Ian!
richard_ermen: It sounds sooo gooood
iris_of_ether: It me!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Depends on whose definition of reasonable
rubikdarkwill: iris!
SnackPak_: FBtouchdown FBtouchdown FBtouchdown
accountmadeforants: Drawing ants, you say?
iris_of_ether: Hahaha oh no
SK__Ren: What are these? Horses for ants?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do they go marching one by one?
aiamethyst: her character isn't dead yet, we stopped the game mid plummet
iris_of_ether: Don't expect quality from me, folks :D
TheAinMAP: !box
LRRbot: Box box box!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Who is doing the Jackbox?
jacqui_lantern234: since the intermission song is about bees, would it be Iris_Of_BEEther?! :p
Drasvin: Box those Jacks!
Texan_Reverend: !mastodon
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Texan_Reverend: !discord
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LurkerSpine: Cheer100
saiarcot895: @iris_of_ether I've seen your drawing of Jace and someone else on Mastodon, it's very good!
GapFiller: thanks for streaming lrrPAUL lrrBEEEJ lrrHEATHER lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
TheAinMAP: guyjudgeBits
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thanks for the stream!!
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RockPusher: lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart lrrSHINE lunarj1Heart
TheAinMAP: Thank you for streaming.
iris_of_ether: @saiarcot895 That's Michelle, not me, but yes it's good!
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
TehAmelie: thanks for the stream
Texan_Reverend: !store
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saiarcot895: @iris_of_ether ohh right, sorry, i just realized that wasn't you lol
saiarcot895: but yes haha