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Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh ah full four this evening? I predict there will be weird bartering attempts since it's open information
Thefluffiestguineapig: *a full four
Thefluffiestguineapig: Honestly if this goes well they could take the trash from previous Beejlander and have this be Beejlander: The Beejening to get more use out of it. have those be the cube and open information so everyone suffers together
paronomasiac042: a beejlander cube? buy enough repacks for beej to curate a cube for others to draft
Thefluffiestguineapig: Although now I typed out that last bit everyone already suffers together
Thefluffiestguineapig: No what I meant is they take previous decks from Beejlander and turn those into an open information cube with smaller deck sizes like I heard it described yesterday
Thefluffiestguineapig: So everyone can see the drek coming and all hate it together
Thefluffiestguineapig: Or did I misunderstand the format? Is it not open information?
paronomasiac042: how about a winston draft of the previous beejlander decks?!
ihlendrax: !secret
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @paronomasiac042 If I had the money to even send the letters I would like to Mail Time I would absolutely hit every Dollar Store in my city for every repack. Maybe if/when I get a job that gives me any excess after essentials
Thefluffiestguineapig: @paronomasiac042 That sounds utterly horrible and it's amazing
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ihlendrax: !box
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Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
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Thefluffiestguineapig: Damnit!
KeytarCat: !findquote pelt
LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
IbunWest: Gotta watch out for that secret reach
ihlendrax: It’s mystery Magic.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @paronomasiac042 Honestly part of this is me trying to figure out ways to use the existing beejlander resources because it has been mentioned numerous times they don't know how many more times they will be able to do it
Thefluffiestguineapig: !next
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ihlendrax: Off by 1+1+2+1. No, it’s 1+2+1+1….
Thefluffiestguineapig: Man, I am really weirdly invested in the game of "! next at 0 seconds" now, damn you chat for coming up with fun games!
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IbunWest: Breakout the spits because we’re doing rotisserie
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Diabore: oh, wasnt expecting that title
lirazel64: We're getting Roasted!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @paronomasiac042 What will make me personally as the curator laugh the most
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Thefluffiestguineapig: powerflapjack I will say only if randomly the clip of the zoom in of Graham's lips from that mail time is inserted
powerflapjack: i don't know what that means, lmao
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Well, not raging, apparently that's what a lot of people find off putting. I'm too happy about it
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KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig That seems like a healthy way to be about it
Thefluffiestguineapig: @powerflapjack In the Mail Time where they get the first Flesh and Blood they have a clip of Graham saying "Flesh and Blood" weirdly and it's very funny
TheMerricat: https://dukope.itch.io/lcd-please testing, this is a link to the papersvplease demake chill point was talking about... Does my client prevent me from seeing it?
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TheMerricat: Hmmm. Weird. Anyone else have an Amazon fire and noticed that the twitch client prevents links from showing up and chat?
DoodlestheGreat: A rotisserie draft? They're going to use chickens?
TheMerricat: In chat.
Oreo1369: It's raining and lighting where I'm at, anyone else
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat I'd like to think so
paronomasiac042: @DoodlestheGreat they lay the cards out, a chicken picks one at a time for each player in turn
Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat I can see the link
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat Hey, it can be other kinds of meat too
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spinebustertee: it's just a slow roast, which is Wheeler's forte
Antimuffin: @DoodlestheGreat Of course not, they're Canadian. They're going to use geese.
TheMerricat: Me too @thefluffiestguineapig on my phone, but on my tablet it says link deleted
lordappelmoes: heloooo from bleium!
baskwalla: dem gams
BusTed: πŸ‘€
midnightcurryjazz: g a m s
ReachW: legs!
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @paronomasiac042 I so hope they have disposable sleeves because the chicken will absolutely poop on some
Mr_Horrible: Legs? Is this allowed?
RockPusher: gabyLewd Legs sergeMoly
northos: oooohhhh
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: OH! I was expecting digital
ReachW: Does Paul have legs?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul in the seat of power
NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: and good legs they are
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Standing? Sounds fake.
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Diabore: me?
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sheer_falacy: Paul doesn't even have a physical body, it's so sad
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Jella: Holy Adam is tall
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codatski: We cannot confirm or deny if Paul has legs
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man, I would love to see that singing
UnkeptFlea: and still wouldnt be able to afford a house in this economy
Dread_Pirate_Westley: But if you had a million dollars, it wouldn't be if anymore.
princess_intell: @jella all of them are tall.
Mr_Horrible: wow, Science has failed us again
wickaboxet: Having a rotisserie of 120 hypnotic spectres is bold but an interesting draft format Nelly
TheMerricat: Seeing them standing reenforces just how tall a lot of LLRsfolk are.
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Antimuffin: Union strong!
princess_intell: There's something in the Canadian water and most of LRR is over 6'0
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore I also do but for other things first. I'm sad those things are first but food for my kitties is important
Garfman314: huzzah! union!
Mr_Horrible: solidarity *AND* fast shipping
powerflapjack: @wickaboxet don't you threaten me with a good time
Thefluffiestguineapig: Unionize!!!!
Tingeltangelibach: lrrHORN
ReachW: @wickaboxet Gotta be a Black Dandan variant in this somewhere.
Oreo1369: Rotisserie chicken is good
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I just bought my Nephew the CK rookie decks with your code!
MegaDosX: Where's the chicken though?
Diabore: picked hands
TheWriterAleph: bespoke!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure
sheer_falacy: so they all have hands, then?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sure that's all you own Nelson
TheWriterAleph: artisinal!
lordappelmoes: anyone else wanna grab some chicken?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Next on TTSF
Mr_Horrible: PickGPT incoming
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lordappelmoes Only locally sourced
azndragon257: Adam seems quiet
lordappelmoes: @Thefluffiestguineapig the best ones of course
Thefluffiestguineapig: Adam is already strategizing
Darleysam: sssssss
sheer_falacy: oh, I'm just here for totally serious magic for the highest possible stakes, like you usually play
TheMerricat: Chat, tbh I've never had a rotisserie chicken. How does one eat them? Like a medieval lord or do you carve it like a turkey?
trainpants: love a roto draft
paronomasiac042: @TheMerricat yes
Juliamon: TheMerricat Whichever method pleases you
Sage0fMadness: @TheMerricat carve it generally, although you can definitely go the "pull it apart" route
nymistrya: Unhinge your jaw like a snake and go for it all at once
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lordappelmoes Then absolutely I would love to. How do you like to consume your chicken? I enjoy some chicken makhani myself, ideally a chicken and paneer mix
Mr_Horrible: however you want because it's a whole chicken just for you and those you're eating with
MrQBear: @TheMerricat Just tear into it with your teeth.
DreamyPants: is the list posted anywhere?
CururuGuasu: 7 cuts if you’re a coward :p
mtvcdm: We Didn't Playtest This At All: MtG Edition
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: (11 Aug 2023: Rotisserie Cube) Tonight's Cube: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/3_-I7dQaJEq_8AC8zAIqFg
Thefluffiestguineapig: @mtvcdm I mean.........that happens a lot here. It's part of the fun!
DreamyPants: @Juliamon thanks!
Mr_Horrible: bold choice with 3 DMU Sheoldreds
CururuGuasu: All frogs
lordappelmoes: @Thefluffiestguineapig oooh, like the ideas
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible 1 of these players will have a bad night
ElfLawyer: Oh hell yeah Roto draft
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore If it were me I would simply not be that player
sheer_falacy: some kind of mono black rotisserie cube?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sage0fMadness Depends, I need to consume it outside of my apartment or else I will be consuming it while going to war with my cats
Mr_Horrible: strange that a Nelson roto would lean black laynaSmug
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sheer_falacy This is Nelson, he exists with 5 color good stuff as a dad
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I refuse to believe Nelon owns more powerful black cards than white lrrBEEJ
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man, you are a monster. INFECT?????
Diabore: !card land aid
LRRbot: Land Aid '04 [GG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
TheWriterAleph: Oblig CanCon
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Mr_Horrible: Can't wait to hear Paralyzer in every game where that spell is played
DrLigmaPhD: Master Biomancer implies the existence of Submissive Biomancer
r10pez10: that's really cool
MaxTurkeyFlaps: I didn’t realize Nelson was that tall.
TheMerricat: So if I understand stand the blurb Google AI gave me for this format, this is a bit like white elephant gifting?
Mr_Horrible: @DrLigmaPhD and potentially a Switch Biomancer in the next Modern Horizons
circusofkirkus: there's a minimum height to work at LRR
Wonderdoc: Whoβ€˜s on first?
philippekav: oh all the planeswalkers they get that one
CururuGuasu: They are all tall lads
Diabore: oh thats solid
Thefluffiestguineapig: @circusofkirkus Which most of us would not meet
mtvcdm: That's a loud die
InsaneVioletMage: What a satisfying noise
MegaDosX: Keepy uppy with a big dice
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JRandomHacker: Love me a roto draft
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DrLigmaPhD: @Mr_Horrible Versatile Biomancer
thanzo: very solid die
Thefluffiestguineapig: James trying to start a came of dice hackysack
Kadenus: is that a die or a bowling ball?
MegaDosX: @Kadenus Yes.
tod_vom_himmel: yes
Mr_Horrible: @DrLigmaPhD Ambidextrous Biomancer for the un-set
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Kadenus Por que no los dos
wickaboxet: First pick in draft by rolling the die on the table?
sheer_falacy: and now Adam is taller than the screen
LoadingReadyRun: !cardview on
LRRbot: Card viewer enabled
Mr_Horrible: honestly, good first pick
DrLigmaPhD: @Mr_Horrible Biomancer Polycule incoming
ReachW: A man after my own heart
midnightcurryjazz: need some like gameshow music @LoadingReadyRun
Mr_Horrible: that shit was cracked in LOR limited
cheshire_creeper: i always forget how tall adam is
MegaDosX: Gross
Mr_Horrible: and LOR constructed, to an extent
Diabore: slammed that
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Mr_Horrible I would rather it be a stealth biomancer that is Kathleen's head canon goat walker
Mr_Horrible: @DrLigmaPhD honestly I love all of this for them
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also not surprised Cam took Teferi in the slightest
LRRbot: Ghalta and Mavren [3GGWW] | Legendary Creature β€” Dinosaur Vampire [12/12] | Trample / Whenever you attack, choose one β€” / β€’ Create a tapped and attacking X/X green Dinosaur creature token with trample, where X is the greatest power among other attacking creatures. / β€’ Create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible oh lorwyn, not lord of the rings
Feriority: I missed it, what was pick 1?
Mr_Horrible: hell yeah let's go
Diabore: @Feriority cloudgoat
ReachW: hell yeah
Dog_of_Myth: FBtouchdown
circusofkirkus: LOL
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
ArkhamArchivist: perfect
Fruan: The big brain!
LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: That's very Adam benginLul
lightfut: Bold bold
sheer_falacy: oh no the corners
ChampBlankman: Nelly's outfit is giving major Dad vibes.
trebuchetboy: based
powerflapjack: chad move from adam
Feriority: @Diabore Thanks!
RockPusher: seabatBRAIN
DreamyPants: hell yeah adam
thanzo: excellent
Thefluffiestguineapig: So James has been goated already
LRRbot: Depopulate [2WW] | Sorcery | Each player who controls a multicolored creature draws a card. Then destroy all creatures.
ReachW: No Skyscanner on the table, then? ;)
Mr_Horrible: Adam has a brand and he is sticking to it and it's probably actually gonna work beautifully
iarethel0ser: Adam has a plan: Be able to cast spells.
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Accidentally?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh burnished hart, now we see if it's good outside of Commander Masters
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MegaDosX: Was going to say, what you mean accidentally?
Diabore: cam has a plan
LRRbot: Gather the Townsfolk [1W] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 white Human creature tokens. / Fateful hour β€” If you have 5 or less life, create five of those tokens instead.
MegaDosX: Cam probably saw T3feri and said "yes I can do that"
LRRbot: Overrun [2GGG] | Sorcery | Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
philippekav: planting a flag
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Or "yes, I will do that"
Fbomb101ers: Anyone think the new fallout decks will have "gary" in them?
sheer_falacy: everyone force white
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature β€” Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When Mulldrifter enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
interiorexplosion: Adam I think Rakdos is open
marxmarksman: This is a unique experience.
Mr_Horrible: Drift. That. Mull!
wickaboxet: Having the plan of having the correct colors May pay off for Adam
MegaDosX: @Thefluffiestguineapig Same difference tbh
r10pez10: good tavern music paul thanks
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fbomb101ers Maybe with Populate as their mechanic?
LRRbot: Banefire [XR] | Sorcery | Banefire deals X damage to any target. / If X is 5 or more, this spell can't be countered and the damage can't be prevented.
LRRbot: Armillary Sphere [2] | Artifact | {2}, {T}, Sacrifice Armillary Sphere: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
MegaDosX: Adam has perfect mana now!
Grevas13: Honestly, the only thing the fallout decks need is Agatha Fisty
Mr_Horrible: Adam said signals are for cars
Fbomb101ers: @thefluffiestguineapig that would be sick... I honestly was just thinking and gray merchant
LRRbot: Master Biomancer [2GU] | Creature β€” Elf Wizard [2/4] | Each other creature you control enters the battlefield with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to Master Biomancer's power and as a Mutant in addition to its other types.
MegaDosX: @Mr_Horrible OK that made me cackle benginLul
LRRbot: Gray Merchant of Asphodel [3BB] | Creature β€” Zombie [2/4] | When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Diabore: lochmere is obscene, i had 2 in a prerelease for eldraine
Thefluffiestguineapig: Signals can be open info
r10pez10: i guess it's like watching traffic signals
northos: fixing + monoblack card :D
codatski: Haha Gary!
MegaDosX: Adam's going for his favourite limited cards
Mr_Horrible: LUL
Dog_of_Myth: Good guy Gary, YES!
DreamyPants: 5 color mono black devotion, a classic
ReachW: 5-colour mono-Black
Fruan: Fixing fixing fixing gary is BOLD
LRRbot: Talrand, Sky Summoner [2UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.
circusofkirkus: this draft has more lanes than the Autobahn
sheer_falacy: I think with all this lane crossing some of these cars are gonna hit eachother
nymistrya: Cam gets it
TheAwkes: Coming up later: "I Gary for ... 2"
LRRbot: Mardu Woe-Reaper [W] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/1] | Whenever Mardu Woe-Reaper or another Warrior enters the battlefield under your control, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, you gain 1 life.
sheer_falacy: whoa, reaper
Diabore: james going aggro
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fbomb101ers No idea about that one, I would like Vault specific mechanics for the tests being run on them but I don't think they will do it
Fbomb101ers: Now draft the " saw in half" for gary Kreygasm Kreygasm Kreygasm Kreygasm
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LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/3] | When Fiend Hunter enters the battlefield, you may exile another target creature. / When Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Metamorph [3{U/P}] | Artifact Creature β€” Phyrexian Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL how's the music volume?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Wasn't there one of the $20 LGS drafts where James did mono red win now?
sheer_falacy: music is fine
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Good!
ReachW: Music's great, Paul
ImplicitRobin17: Just clarifying - this cube does or does not have black cards?
dewrules235: It’s not often that I get to see the actual height comparison of the LRR humans
InsaneVioletMage: @LoadingReadyRun Good
ztghostie: With Metamorph your opponents plan could be YOUR plan!!
LRRbot: Endling [2BB] | Creature β€” Zombie Shapeshifter [3/3] | {B}: Endling gains menace until end of turn. / {B}: Endling gains deathtouch until end of turn. / {B}: Endling gains undying until end of turn. / {1}: Endling gets +1/βˆ’1 or βˆ’1/+1 until end of turn.
Fbomb101ers: @thefluffiestguineapig now I'm wondering if they will do it like the Dr. Who decks. ( each deck is a different game)
Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig i dont know if james was ever on one of those, but i believe ben did mono red for the first one
TheMerricat: Music volume is perfect on my tablet.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ztghostie Or you plan could make them just play around their asssumptions till you dirdle into a win
Fbomb101ers: !card benevolent bodygaurd
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
Gaz_L: i dunno if it's perspective, but Adam looks 12 feet tall
Fbomb101ers: Stupid bot
paronomasiac042: @Gaz_L he is
Mr_Horrible: this is secretly the Nelly Lore Cube
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: !benevolent
LRRbot: Crystalline Giant [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Giant [3/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose a kind of counter at random that Crystalline Giant doesn't have on it from among flying, first strike, deathtouch, hexproof, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, vigilance, and +1/+1. Put a counter of that kind on Crystalline Giant.
r10pez10: that's like 10%
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Gaz_L He is a very tall lad even for the tall LRR folk
TheRealNanMan: is there a list of all the cards for the draft??
LRRbot: Guardian of Ghirapur [2W] | Creature β€” Angel [3/3] | Flying / When Guardian of Ghirapur enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature or artifact you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
Juliamon: !decks
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SciFiAIguy: Have y'all tried Grid Cube? It's 2 player, drafting rotisserie from a 3 by 3 grid, taking a row or column, and it gets replenished each time both players have picked
Gaz_L: wrestle friends: who is taller, Adam Savidan or Big Bill? :P
dewrules235: Bill
LRRbot: Elvish Visionary [1G] | Creature β€” Elf Shaman [1/1] | When Elvish Visionary enters the battlefield, draw a card.
Fbomb101ers: !card Baldin, century herdmaster
LRRbot: Baldin, Century Herdmaster [4WW] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Warrior [0/7] | As long as it's your turn, each creature assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. / Whenever Baldin, Century Herdmaster attacks, up to one hundred target creatures each get +0/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.
LRRbot: Pacifism [1W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
Thefluffiestguineapig: For real though using past Beejlander decks to make this kind of open info draft would be hilarious. For me and Beej if not for the participants
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Aren’t they using a custom forced perspective table as well? That may be cheating some heights.
Fbomb101ers: How does the bot have baldin but not benevolent bodygaurd LUL
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
MegaDosX: @Gaz_L Isn't Big Bill at a billed height of, like, 6'10" or something? :p
LRRbot: Beanstalk Giant // Fertile Footsteps | Beanstalk Giant [6G] | Creature β€” Giant [*/*] | Beanstalk Giant's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control. // Fertile Footsteps [2G] | Sorcery β€” Adventure | Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
dewrules235: At least in WWE he was 7’ πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ
Juliamon: Fbomb101ers Because spelling matters, it's "guard"
midnightcurryjazz: cam is 6'1? ; o
LRRbot: Mortarpod [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." / Equip {2}
QuixoticScrivener: Predication: James is going to draft an entirely fair deck.
LRRbot: Radha's Firebrand [1R] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/1] | Whenever Radha's Firebrand attacks, target creature defending player controls with power less than Radha's Firebrand's power can't block this turn. / Domain β€” {5}{R}: Radha's Firebrand gets +2/+2 until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.
r10pez10: paul is 10 feet tall
Gaz_L: @MegaDosX i presume he's 7 feet tall still
Thefluffiestguineapig: Prediction: Adam will always be able to cast some spells
Diabore: @midnightcurryjazz i think that was james 6'1, so cam like 5'11 or 6'
MegaDosX: @Gaz_L And you can't teach that
northos: @r10pez10 more like 10 Feet Paul
ReachW: DMU, yep
Fbomb101ers: @juliamon reading matters too LUL
ImplicitRobin17: That was my prerelease promo
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LRRbot: Land Aid '04 [GG] | Sorcery | Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you sang a song the whole time you were searching and shuffling, you may untap that land.
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HuecalpixquiJeanIII: I don't have object permanence so I choose to believe you are all growing and shrinking in real time
sheer_falacy: oh sweet singing stream
Diabore: !card repulse
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
cy0nknight: Whose collection is this?
LRRbot: Porcelain Legionnaire [2{W/P}] | Artifact Creature β€” Phyrexian Soldier [3/1] | First strike
sheer_falacy: Nelson's
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I've been watching deep dive MtG lore videos as a way of trying and failing to deal with stress so I may have utterly useless hilarious lore things for the lore interactions
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Would Beej be able to parse the constant changes in apparent height given his lack of depth perception?
cy0nknight: I'm late, didn't catch the intro. Nice!
LRRbot: Acidic Slime [3GG] | Creature β€” Ooze [2/2] | Deathtouch / When Acidic Slime enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Repulse: what I do to employers!
libraryrulesrule: when i saw the picture on twitter, i couldn't tell if they were really tiny cards or if it was a really big die
jaimeblacken: wait what did james say
Diabore: chit draft
eshplode: Chit chaff draft
Gaz_L: i've been watching a lot of Maldhound videos lately
baskwalla: Chaft
KeytarCat: @Gaz_L good stuff
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: No, do a chit chaff draft, and anything not drafted becomes chaff
guacxmole: You’ve heard of draft chaff, now get ready for chaff draft
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's all Chaft
powerflapjack: but that would be counterintuitive
sheer_falacy: the die is normal sized, it's just much closer to the camera than the cards. Much closer to both cameras, somehow.
Wonderdoc: That sounds excellent Paul, you should note that down
Diabore: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII 1 pick and 1 burn
jaimeblacken: no, it's cameron's turn
Gaz_L: @KeytarCat i really enjoyed that he did Gitrog Monster, as I've played a lot of that card
powerflapjack: whoever's collection is getting trimmed is going to be like "oh man this card IS sweet"
YeomanAres: Cams turn
wickaboxet: Is there the embiggen and brushwagg in here?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore Is this like in Beejlander where duplicates get destroyed?
LRRbot: Aether Channeler [2U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/1] | When Aether Channeler enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying. / β€’ Return another target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / β€’ Draw a card.
Akaiatana: @Paul "Cull it like it is"
LRRbot: Lochmere Serpent [4UB] | Creature β€” Serpent [7/7] | Flash / {U}, Sacrifice an Island: Lochmere Serpent can't be blocked this turn. / {B}, Sacrifice a Swamp: You gain 1 life and draw a card. / {U}{B}: Exile five target cards from an opponent's graveyard. Return Lochmere Serpent from your graveyard to your hand. Activate only as a sorcery.
ReachW: And then keep repeating the process until you 've only got the finest of draft playables, build a cube from it
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also someone better at crafting and with more time than me should make them a custom Brushwagg plushie/stuffie/knitted or crocheted animal
Diabore: Fact: lochmere serpent is a serpent, but stonecoil serpent is a snake
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @reachw An excellent mono Rakdos cube
MegaDosX: People tried to make it work in Standard and it never really found its footing
sheer_falacy: 3 turn clock doesn't do much when it's an elk
MegaDosX: I'd imagine it'd be pretty good in limited though
HadesLeprechaun: The Great Henge
dewrules235: James’ fit feels like it should have boat shoes
jaimeblacken: and once upon a time
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ReachW Like multiple distillings on liquor?
MegaDosX: Much lower
powerflapjack: @Diabore it'd be great if lochmere serpent was called lochmere snake
Gaz_L: about a 7 :P
MegaDosX: Oko's not from Eldraine, so probably not
baskwalla: 2ko
BrindleBoar: we have Oko at home
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
circusofkirkus: Oko is a cowboy now
Leedopo: somewhere around the moon probably
Alas_Babylon: We've been shown Oko, but he's not on Eldraine
SeismicLawns: oko's coming next year
superdude097: Oko gonna be in the Cowboy set
sheer_falacy: we already have a second Oko, he just doesn't get remembered much
ztghostie: the land cycle from eldraine was nuts too. Especially Castle Lochtwain
theSupportSystem: for a second I heard Elden Ring set and was very excited
MegaDosX: Oko's going to be in the cowboy set based on what we've seen
InsaneVioletMage: Eldrain only has Ashiok
Alas_Babylon: Oko's going to be in Thunder Junction, yeah
jaimeblacken: Oko is a cowboy now
Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't keep track of spoilers, they are doing another Eldraine?
Garfman314: i'm real excited for magic: redwall
JohnPraw: Do we know that Oko still has a spark?
circusofkirkus: Cowboko
frozenphoenix7: Oko's not from Eldraine(at least like, as a character)
IzlanntheLion: What happened to Garrick?
ReachW: @Thefluffiestguineapig Heck yeah, do a distillation with each iteration, drunk cube at the end of the whole thing.
Sage0fMadness: @Thefluffiestguineapig in like 2 weeks yeah
Alas_Babylon: @LoadingReadyRun And yeah, the Wild West plane is real - it's called Thunder Junction and it honestly looks super neat, but it won't be for a few more sets
Akaiatana: This town isn't big enough for me AND my shirt.
Diabore: @JohnPraw iirc no word either way, but good chance not just based on how many got desparked
ImplicitRobin17: My guess is that because Oko is the biggest in the key art, he'll still have his spark (like how Ashiok has been big in WOE art)
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium β€” Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I still am hoping for a return of Narset's spark
wickaboxet: Adam is splashing for cards like he doesn’t have perfect mana
sheer_falacy: will next Oko even be a planeswalker? Didn't stuff happen to people's sparks?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Thunder Junction sounds like a dice friends campaign
LRRbot: Doom Blade [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ImplicitRobin17 Ashiok is coming back? I don't know how I feel about that
Alas_Babylon: @sheer_falacy We don't know - each set moving forward is only going to have at most one planeswalker, and we already have Eldraine's confirmed
r10pez10: hell ye doom blade
ReachW: @sheer_falacy Not every spark, just the vast majority.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @HuecalpixquiJeanIII It also sounds like the bathroom in the totally-not-a-prison school from TS
spinebustertee: Oko, Hawer of Yees
ImplicitRobin17: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yup, Ashiok is the only Planeswalker card in the next Eldraine set
LRRbot: Stormwing Entity [3UU] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/3] | This spell costs {2}{U} less to cast if you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn. / Flying / Prowess / When Stormwing Entity enters the battlefield, scry 2.
sheer_falacy: ah, so there used to be very few planeswalkers, and then a bajillion, and we're back down to a few, interesting
Alas_Babylon: Pretty much
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Kraul Harpooner [1G] | Creature β€” Insect Warrior [3/2] | Reach / Undergrowth β€” When Kraul Harpooner enters the battlefield, choose up to one target creature with flying you don't control. Kraul Harpooner gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creature cards in your graveyard, then you may have Kraul Harpooner fight that creature.
Alas_Babylon: Not even "a few" anymore, just like "Alright, kiddos, you can have little a planeswalker as a treat"
FofoATL: love harpooner
Diabore: @sheer_falacy iirc confirmed to still be walkers are chandra, ajani, ashiok at least
treds0220: dont want to be weird but dang adam is jacked
Thefluffiestguineapig: @sheer_falacy Yeah, I think it was creative trying to simplify their lives and give them more options for plane specific storylines that don't spiral outward
spinebustertee: but also non sparked folks are finding ways to go vetween planes
LRRbot: Think Twice [1U] | Instant | Draw a card. / Flashback {2}{U}
JoanneG110: I am excited about mario kart the mtg set
Diabore: @spinebustertee the omenpaths dont discriminate
sheer_falacy: it's conservation of permanent types, now that battles exist planeswalkers have just go to go
LRRbot: Resolute Archangel [5WW] | Creature β€” Angel [4/4] | Flying / When Resolute Archangel enters the battlefield, if your life total is less than your starting life total, it becomes equal to your starting life total.
ImplicitRobin17: While we're talking about Magic story, did anybody else notice that the new vedalken character is depicted with ears in one art and without ears in another?
brentluckey: Adam accidentally picked 3 cards. Sign in blood, unholy heat and doom blade
Alas_Babylon: @ImplicitRobin17 The ears thing was probably a mistake the first time around, he's explicitly from Ravnica
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore I didn't think Ajani still had his spark. I thought Elsbeth, Chandra and possibly Tesseret? But I also have consumed a lot of lore so I might be confused
Nydestroyer: I dont think adam took the sign in blood but I might be mistaken
LRRbot: Molten Birth [1RR] | Sorcery | Create two 1/1 red Elemental creature tokens, then flip a coin. If you win the flip, return Molten Birth to its owner's hand.
Sage0fMadness: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ajani does because he went to confront Nahiri on Zendikar
LRRbot: Boros Reckoner [{R/W}{R/W}{R/W}] | Creature β€” Minotaur Wizard [3/3] | Whenever Boros Reckoner is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to any target. / {R/W}: Boros Reckoner gains first strike until end of turn.
Diabore: @Thefluffiestguineapig in the nahiri aftermath story he visits and planeswalks away
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sage0fMadness After he was cleansed?
Alas_Babylon: Yes
Sage0fMadness: Tezzeret is unconfirmed as we haven't seen him
LRRbot: Edgar, Charmed Groom [2WB] (back: Edgar Markov's Coffin) | Legendary Creature β€” Vampire Noble [4/4] | Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. / When Edgar, Charmed Groom dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control.
Sage0fMadness: @Thefluffiestguineapig indeed
LRRbot: Staff of Nin [6] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card. / {T}: Staff of Nin deals 1 damage to any target.
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r10pez10: !addquote (James) [Now] I don't *want* Empty the Warrens.
LRRbot: New quote #8618: "I don't *want* Empty the Warrens." β€”James [2023-08-11]
sheer_falacy: presumably the elephant kid is still a planeswalker since he literally just got it and it would be lame otherwise?
MegaDosX: That would be pretty funny
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sage0fMadness Tezzeret has become like the Eldrazi where he is just a plot hook they can hang over the audience and use however they want
GreatGodOm: Are these just "cards what Nelson has"?
ztghostie: did all that work to get to his special hidden tower only to get stuck there LUL
MaxTurkeyFlaps: Yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: That would be the ultimate justice
LRRbot: Gods Willing [W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. / Scry 1.
Juliamon: sheer_falacy Please try to use a different word, like 'disappointing'
CururuGuasu: He has the Planar Portal so he can just walk through himself
sheer_falacy: apologies
interiorexplosion: I think it'd be funny if Quintorius got his spark then immediately lost it
Dragonality: To go sit one leg over his throne arm
MegaDosX: @CururuGuasu Doesn't that kinda hurt for meat creatures?
MegaDosX: He's got flesh besides the darksteel
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX It's not possible for organic matter but he's not organic
CururuGuasu: @megadosx He’s made of darksteel now
Wonderdoc: There is barely any meat on the man
ReachW: "I'll just have a pint and wait for this all to blow over" - Tezzeret, probably.
Diabore: iirc the darksteel fuse made the planar portal inoperable
MegaDosX: Is he made /entirely/ of darksteel now?
LRRbot: Nyx Herald [2G] | Enchantment Creature β€” Centaur Shaman [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target enchanted creature or enchantment creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Nearheath Pilgrim [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/1] | Soulbond / As long as Nearheath Pilgrim is paired with another creature, both creatures have lifelink.
CururuGuasu: Just has to somehow turn himself inside out
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LRRbot: Volatile Rig [4] | Artifact Creature β€” Construct [4/4] | Trample / Volatile Rig attacks each combat if able. / Whenever Volatile Rig is dealt damage, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, sacrifice Volatile Rig. / When Volatile Rig dies, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, it deals 4 damage to each creature and each player.
Wonderdoc: His face might be a bit of flesh still but I guess thats it
Dog_of_Myth: @MegaDosX I think what was metal before is now Darksteel.
Mr_Horrible: love volatile rig
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the planar portal was possible for Nicol Bolas's undead to use so organics can go through but not living things. They just need to be encased
Dog_of_Myth: Or just mostly darksteel now. Not sure.
MegaDosX: Looking it up, it's not clear if the Planar Bridge is even still functional
LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
frogomb: James forgot half his pants!
MegaDosX: So if he is desparked he might just be stuck, which would be /hilarious/
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX State of MtG lore currently: unsure if _________ is still functional/alive/sparked
LRRbot: Liliana's Specter [1BB] | Creature β€” Specter [2/1] | Flying / When Liliana's Specter enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.
LRRbot: Arborback Stomper [3GG] | Creature β€” Beast [5/4] | Trample / When Arborback Stomper enters the battlefield, you gain 5 life.
sheer_falacy: probably depends on if they need a new villain or a comedy moment
myknorman: @LoadingReadyRun is there a list of these cards available by chance?
Juliamon: yeah, the ambiguity is intentional
Juliamon: !decks
LRRbot: (11 Aug 2023: Rotisserie Cube) Tonight's Cube: https://www.moxfield.com/decks/3_-I7dQaJEq_8AC8zAIqFg
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @thefluffiestguineapig Unsure is "Magic Story" is even alive
LRRbot: Archmage Emeritus [2UU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Magecraft β€” Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.
Alas_Babylon: @Thefluffiestguineapig Kemba? Daretti? Tezzeret? *shrug emoji*
LRRbot: World Queller [3WW] | Creature β€” Avatar [4/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may choose a card type. If you do, each player sacrifices a permanent of that type.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX I want that so badly because he keeps slipping away from punishment
sssshafer: Yo, can I see the sleeves???
MegaDosX: He is fragile but he draws cards
LRRbot: Bloodbraid Elf [2RG] | Creature β€” Elf Berserker [3/2] | Haste / Cascade
MegaDosX: !card balmor battlemage captain
LRRbot: Balmor, Battlemage Captain [UR] | Legendary Creature β€” Bird Wizard [1/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
Ukon_Cairns: i trust james of all people to be able to draw a mountain
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Alas_Babylon Also things like "Why did some walkers resist control? What did the scroll even really do since she was connected to Emrakul in the moon already? Is Jace dead?"
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ThePixelSavage: @Ukon_Cairns all the mountains that is
ReachW: @Ukon_Cairns less clear whether he can draw the BBE afterward
LRRbot: Frost Trickster [2U] | Creature β€” Bird Wizard [2/2] | Flying / When Frost Trickster enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
LRRbot: Master Symmetrist [2GG] | Creature β€” Rhino Druid [4/4] | Reach / Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness attacks, it gains trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
LRRbot: Guttersnipe [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Guttersnipe deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Ukon_Cairns I would modify that to "I trust him to be able to draw a land" but whether it is the one he needs is the question
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Think they'll ever errata frost trickster/lynx to use stun counters?
Akaiatana: @Thefluffiestguineapig To stick the landing
TheMerricat: Card reader die?
sheer_falacy: I doubt they'll errata things since it's a mechanics change but they may use stun in the future?
MegaDosX: Did Adam just swear?
r10pez10: !quote 8618
LRRbot: Quote #8618: "I don't *want* Empty the Warrens." β€”James [2023-08-11]
philippekav: the dice moved a bit Β«I think
LRRbot: Aven Skirmisher [W] | Creature β€” Bird Warrior [1/1] | Flying
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
LRRbot: Step Through [3UU] | Sorcery | Return two target creatures to their owners' hands. / Wizardcycling {2}
Alas_Babylon: You take the bird in a rotisserie draft because it'll be delicious in a rotisserie
Mr_Horrible: vedalkan Aethermage
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I will say that MtG is becoming more and more like Pokemon in that they create a thing for one world then blow it up so they can make something new
ztghostie: imagine you go bicycling and suddenly one of your wheels is gandalf
MegaDosX: !card vedalken aethermage
LRRbot: Vedalken Aethermage [1U] | Creature β€” Vedalken Wizard [1/2] | Flash / When Vedalken Aethermage enters the battlefield, return target Sliver to its owner's hand. / Wizardcycling {3}
sheer_falacy: what is the best possible cycling type and why is it Lhurgoyfcycling?
MegaDosX: That card goes in several directions huh
wickaboxet: Adam was gunning for the classic Gary-Warrens Storm roto draft archetype
LRRbot: Duskshell Crawler [1G] | Creature β€” Insect [0/3] | When Duskshell Crawler enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. / Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has trample.
LRRbot: Blood Scrivener [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Wizard [2/1] | If you would draw a card while you have no cards in hand, instead you draw two cards and you lose 1 life.
ArkhamArchivist: @sheer_falacy Cyclingcycling
jaimeblacken: what's that white border red card
Akaiatana: Adam is prejudithed
Garfman314: brushwaggcycling
TimIAm: Someone tell Adam I like his hair cut
Alas_Babylon: She'd make go-wide decks unbelievably dumb
voslan: Judith doesn't suck, You suck adam!
wickaboxet: @sheer_falacy Wumpuscycling
MegaDosX: Amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @ztghostie Sorry, what? I know what you are talking about but does that mean the wheel is the humanoid Gandalf? Does he have spokes? Is it Gandalf but forcibly extruded into a wheel shape?
ReachW: @ArkhamArchivist I would like to sign up for cyclingcycling please and thanks.
philippekav: Sergedeathtouch
Nydestroyer: Judith the Serge Diva
couchboyj: Judith known Hovermyr hater
Thefluffiestguineapig: Judith, the Serge Death
superdude097: @jaimeblacken The one in the top rigth corner? I think it's Disenchant. 7th Edition art
Alas_Babylon: Judith, the Premiere Aristocrats Pilot of the Format
ReachW: @ReachW I love spinning my wheels.
ImplicitRobin17: Cyclingcycling would be a great acorn mechanic
Thefluffiestguineapig: @couchboyj Does she like anything? Or is she just ambivalent to hate about things?
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: @thefluffiestguineapig He's just lying flat horizontally going "wheee!"
Akaiatana: James can't be weasened with!
jaimeblacken: @superdude097 no, the one to the left and down to the dice
princess_intell: oh yay, i can watch this while organizing my moxfield
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freshmaker__: Gotta love Twitch audio compression sometimes. It hit me and the music sounded like it was from an old vhs
ThePixelSavage: the only counter to the double-weasel ... the famed tripple-weasel
sheer_falacy: I don't think cyclingcycling would need to be acorn but it would actually be really strong
LRRbot: Ultimate Price [1B] | Instant | Destroy target monocolored creature.
NoxStryx: Gotta avoid getting ferreted
Thefluffiestguineapig: For real I relistened to one of the Kathleen and someone story podcasts and her head canon Un set Goat walker is amazing.
philippekav: is Yargle still there ?
LRRbot: Hundred-Handed One [2WW] | Creature β€” Giant [3/5] | Vigilance / {3}{W}{W}{W}: Monstrosity 3. / As long as Hundred-Handed One is monstrous, it has reach and can block an additional ninety-nine creatures each combat.
princess_intell: you guys ever just stare at your arena collections and just wonder where all of them came from
LRRbot: Scatter to the Winds [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Awaken 3β€”{4}{U}{U}
sheer_falacy: I want that limit to be relevant without someone going infinite
LRRbot: Improvised Weaponry [2R] | Sorcery | Improvised Weaponry deals 2 damage to any target. Create a Treasure token.
thanzo: heckin' tonkheires
MegaDosX: Tyvar's Might does crack skulls in limited
LRRbot: Tyvar's Stand [XG] | Instant | Target creature you control gets +X/+X and gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.
MegaDosX: Tyvar's Stand rather
LRRbot: Rewind [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Untap up to four lands.
princess_intell: it's so weird hearing people announce their draft picks
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LRRbot: Bladebrand [1B] | Instant | Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature β€” Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
MegaDosX: Big fish!
trainpants: big fish
LRRbot: Sungold Sentinel [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever Sungold Sentinel enters the battlefield or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / Coven β€” {1}{W}: Choose a color. Sungold Sentinel gains hexproof from that color until end of turn and can't be blocked by creatures of that color this turn. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.
wickaboxet: I’m actually pretty afraid of cams deck if I’m remembering what he picked correctly
princess_intell: big fish or beeg fish
BrowneePoints: Yea! Hundred Handed One is a Hekatonkheires(eck-a-tun-HEE-race)
sheer_falacy: "just eats your graveyard" and is a 3/2 for 2, no big deal
BrowneePoints: With a soft palette h
LRRbot: Cut Your Losses [4UU] | Sorcery | Casualty 2 / Target player mills half their library, rounded down.
LRRbot: Kazandu Blademaster [WW] | Creature β€” Human Soldier Ally [1/1] | First strike, vigilance / Whenever Kazandu Blademaster or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Kazandu Blademaster.
LRRbot: Glistener Elf [G] | Creature β€” Phyrexian Elf Warrior [1/1] | Infect
ImplicitRobin17: @BrowneePoints Oh, like Vanille's eidolon from FF13? Just noticed that
BrowneePoints: And a dental r
couchboyj: @sheer_falacy Is Scute Swarm could make 100 blockable bodies
Ukon_Cairns: we thought the evolving wilds was for 5 color nonsense, but like most things, its here to feed the mono black gurmag angler PogBones
LRRbot: Eye of Nowhere [UU] | Sorcery β€” Arcane | Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
LRRbot: Experiment One [G] | Creature β€” Human Ooze [1/1] | Evolve / Remove two +1/+1 counters from Experiment One: Regenerate Experiment One.
princess_intell: slightly disappointed this was not a mono-black rotisserie draft somehow
Grinnin_Gin: Adam is the hero of this story
LRRbot: Vampire Lacerator [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Warrior [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless an opponent has 10 or less life.
LRRbot: Tormented Hero [B] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/1] | Tormented Hero enters the battlefield tapped. / Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Tormented Hero, each opponent loses 1 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
BrowneePoints: Also if folks didnt see they gave Lost Caverns a Nov 17 release date
r10pez10: i like how LRR will do goofier magic stuff
ImplicitRobin17: @princess_intell Did you see Wheeler's mono-B cube from a couple weeks ago?
LRRbot: Timberland Guide [1G] | Creature β€” Human Scout [1/1] | When Timberland Guide enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
LRRbot: Fated Retribution [4WWW] | Instant | Destroy all creatures and planeswalkers. If it's your turn, scry 2.
LRRbot: Dragon Throne of Tarkir [4] | Legendary Artifact β€” Equipment | Equipped creature has defender and "{2}, {T}: Other creatures you control gain trample and get +X/+X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power." / Equip {3}
Dirty_Beach: !rotisserie
LRRbot: Harm's Way [W] | Instant | The next 2 damage that a source of your choice would deal to you and/or permanents you control this turn is dealt to any target instead.
princess_intell: I did! still surprised nelly didn't take a similar opportunity
LRRbot: Gather Specimens [3UUU] | Instant | If a creature would enter the battlefield under an opponent's control this turn, it enters the battlefield under your control instead.
LRRbot: Monastery Swiftspear [R] | Creature β€” Human Monk [1/2] | Haste / Prowess
LRRbot: Horobi, Death's Wail [2BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Spirit [4/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, destroy that creature.
MegaDosX: Horobi? Sick
mtvcdm: LATE ROUND DRAFT STRATEGY: set the table on fire instead of taking anything
LRRbot: Bogardan Hellkite [6RR] | Creature β€” Dragon [5/5] | Flash / Flying / When Bogardan Hellkite enters the battlefield, it deals 5 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.
BrowneePoints: Horobi and Pingers
princess_intell: is there a theme to this draft or is it just "cards that are cool and would be cool in decks together"
LRRbot: Dimensional Infiltrator [1U] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [2/1] | Devoid / Flash / Flying / {1}{C}: Target opponent exiles the top card of their library. If it's a land card, you may return Dimensional Infiltrator to its owner's hand.
Ukon_Cairns: hellkite combos with bladebrand and the horobi tho
ImplicitRobin17: I remember LRR did an eight-player Ikoria set rotisserie draft when it first came out on Arena and I wish they would do set rotisseries for every set
LRRbot: Hunter's Prowess [4G] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards."
LRRbot: Yargle and Multani [3BBG] | Legendary Creature β€” Frog Spirit Elemental [18/6]
MegaDosX: !card mortarpod
LRRbot: Mortarpod [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." / Equip {2}
Dog_of_Myth: Yargle!!
MegaDosX: Does equip target?
Garfman314: i haz popcorn
Dog_of_Myth: It does @MegaDosX
LRRbot: Disenchant [1W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
interiorexplosion: which enchant?
LRRbot: Reach of Branches [4G] | Tribal Instant β€” Treefolk | Create a 2/5 green Treefolk Shaman creature token. / Whenever a Forest enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Reach of Branches from your graveyard to your hand.
princess_intell: rotisserie actually seems like the easiest draft format to make yourself? no need to make packs
BrowneePoints: I played a lot of goofy decks with horobi in the day, like lands with abilities
MegaDosX: So Horobi and Mortarpod could be an issue benginLul
superdude097: 7E Disenchant art, best art
lightfut: Lot of red still out there
NotCainNorAbel: 'this is a valid deck'
LRRbot: Rimrock Knight // Boulder Rush | Rimrock Knight [1R] | Creature β€” Dwarf Knight [3/1] | Rimrock Knight can't block. // Boulder Rush [R] | Instant β€” Adventure | Target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: Yea I think equips trigger Horobi so don't do that
LRRbot: Ogre-Head Helm [1R] | Artifact Creature β€” Equipment Ogre [2/2] | Equipped creature gets +2/+2. / Whenever Ogre-Head Helm or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, discard your hand, then draw three cards. / Reconfigure {3}
wickaboxet: All these decks will certainly be format legal
LRRbot: Falcon Abomination [2U] | Creature β€” Zombie Bird [2/2] | Flying / When Falcon Abomination enters the battlefield, create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed.
Grinnin_Gin: this draft is missing Hidetsugu
princess_intell: @NotCainNorAbel your deck is valid, and I support you on your journey with it
Diabore: !card balmor
LRRbot: Balmor, Battlemage Captain [UR] | Legendary Creature β€” Bird Wizard [1/3] | Flying / Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Seal of Primordium [1G] | Enchantment | Sacrifice Seal of Primordium: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
LRRbot: Stone Rain [2R] | Sorcery | Destroy target land.
NotCainNorAbel: @princess_intell braven10PRISM
Grinnin_Gin: oh, wheeler should put together a Kamigawa rotisserie draft
sheer_falacy: stone rain to assert dominance
LRRbot: Tormenting Voice [1R] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card. / Draw two cards.
FFanatic: @princess_intell I feel like you're right. Ideally there would be a theme like a set. In theory though you could just put a pile of cards on the table lol
Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
LRRbot: Spark Harvest [B] | Sorcery | As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}{B}. / Destroy target creature or planeswalker.
MegaDosX: !card assert dominance
LRRbot: Can't find any card by that name
BrowneePoints: I like this draft format though since it's all known information
Thefluffiestguineapig: Thieving Magpie sounds like a blue black card
LRRbot: Hellspark Elemental [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Hellspark Elemental. / Unearth {1}{R}
sheer_falacy: this is basically "the best card you're (Adam) not playing"
LRRbot: Raze the Effigy [R] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Destroy target artifact. / β€’ Target attacking creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
BrowneePoints: Thieving Magpie is a Blue Card
MegaDosX: !card thieving magpie
LRRbot: Thieving Magpie [2UU] | Creature β€” Bird [1/3] | Flying / Whenever Thieving Magpie deals damage to an opponent, draw a card.
LRRbot: Plague Sliver [2BB] | Creature β€” Sliver [5/5] | All Slivers have "At the beginning of your upkeep, this permanent deals 1 damage to you."
Gooseblast: Drafting openly is so goofy, I love it
couchboyj: Rotisserie Hate Draft
princess_intell: the real thieving magpies were the friends we made along the way
sheer_falacy: I had never seen that sliver before, very Juzam Djinn
Thefluffiestguineapig: The possibilities of open info drafting for this group seem very fun
LRRbot: No Way Out [2B] | Sorcery | Target opponent discards two cards. You create a 2/2 black Zombie creature token with decayed.
Grinnin_Gin: Saint Adam of the Church of Gary
LRRbot: Arborback Stomper [3GG] | Creature β€” Beast [5/4] | Trample / When Arborback Stomper enters the battlefield, you gain 5 life.
r10pez10: adam, who took terramorphic and evolving wilds
LRRbot: Spitfire Lagac [3R] | Creature β€” Lizard [3/4] | Landfall β€” Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Spitfire Lagac deals 1 damage to each opponent.
LRRbot: Supernatural Stamina [B] | Instant | Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."
JoelJohnsonCranidos: lagac
Dog_of_Myth: Adam does love some complaint equity.
couchboyj: Adam you can't be the good guy and cut Gary.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Grinnin_Gin I think it would be the Church of Otaku Jeff with him being the patron saint of Gary
LRRbot: Cruel Sadist [B] | Creature β€” Human Assassin [1/1] | {B}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Put a +1/+1 counter on Cruel Sadist. / {2}{B}, {T}, Remove X +1/+1 counters from Cruel Sadist: It deals X damage to target creature.
drcthulu: from the pontiac
BrowneePoints: Guillaume Lagac
MegaDosX: benginLul
neisan2112: Yoooo Cruel Sadist!!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: It's me!!
LRRbot: Morkrut Banshee [3BB] | Creature β€” Spirit [4/4] | Morbid β€” When Morkrut Banshee enters the battlefield, if a creature died this turn, target creature gets βˆ’4/βˆ’4 until end of turn.
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thanzo: Lagac Cousteau
e_bloc: seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN seabatBRAIN
LRRbot: Goblin Picker [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/2] | {R}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
jephlewis: Good fishin' in Lagac.
JusticeJuice: Adam should have joined in the magpieing. Also magpie slander!
Grinnin_Gin: The Adam, the Otaku Jeff, and the Stronk Chonkler
BrowneePoints: Oooo Lagac Cousteau is a good one
LRRbot: Corrupt [5B] | Sorcery | Corrupt deals damage to any target equal to the number of Swamps you control. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
Musicsquid: Phillipe Legacc is def a hockey player
LRRbot: Keldon Warlord [2RR] | Creature β€” Human Barbarian [*/*] | Keldon Warlord's power and toughness are each equal to the number of non-Wall creatures you control.
neisan2112: Cruel Sadist was the first rare I ever got. Had 2 of them in my prerelease
LRRbot: Hex [4BB] | Sorcery | Destroy six target creatures.
sheer_falacy: you can pick your goblins and you can pick your friends but you can't pick your friends' goblins
Micsig: I remember a podcast with gerry T talking about how certain gestures were banned and allowed for comp team Rotisseries
LRRbot: Tuktuk Rubblefort [2R] | Creature β€” Wall [0/3] | Defender, reach / Creatures you control have haste.
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Grinnin_Gin: @BrowneePoints Does your blazing rootwalla bite?
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Fanklok: You have 5 minutesa to build your deck, each second over that comes out of your salary
llwzmll: Men vafan, i finally catch a stream as a eu frog and the draft is over!?
bruiserhammerfist: Dang I just missed the draft
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok If you want those seconds back you need to sub in a Beejlander card
princess_intell: i hope we get another beejlander soon
BrowneePoints: My lizard writes frontier fiction, call that Lagac London
KeytarCat: @BrowneePoints ow and yes
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Would that fiction be set in Ixalan? For the frontier thing?
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princess_intell: it's the only format powerful enough for beej to exercise his true abilities as a level-5 superjudge
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BrowneePoints: @thefluffiestguineapig uh, well most of his books were in the Yukon or Alaska
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints I know where Jack London's books were set, I was asking about Legac London.
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BrowneePoints: Soooooo Kaldheim I guess or Tarkir?(only places with sleds I can think of)
Diabore: ah yeah monday jackbox
Thefluffiestguineapig: @aurousjackal Hey, I hope you get good sleep after that
aurousjackal: @Thefluffiestguineapig especially since it was third shift! 6p-6a
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore We haven't heard who is on the docket but I'm always excited
Thefluffiestguineapig: @aurousjackal Blegh, that is one of the shifts I told people I wouldn't do because my health issues are bad enough without piling on that with my need to use benedryl to sleep anyways
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JoelJohnsonCranidos: i am eager to see the decks
Fanklok: Do I want to launch FF6
Thefluffiestguineapig: @aurousjackal So what I'm hearing is you are just not a human anymore. The part of your brain that needs normal sleep has been replaced with a computer chip
JoelJohnsonCranidos: Hello Paul if you're there @LoadingReadyRun
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @Fanklok I do not know much about that, so I guess how much focus do you want on the ridiculousness that will be these decks?
JoelJohnsonCranidos: :D
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bruiserhammerfist: Hello
KeytarCat: @Fanklok Do you want to play FF6 or just experience it?
omdorastrix: Aliright - I have ordered burritos - I am prepped to watch this friday-night paper-fight tonight.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @omdorastrix What kind of burritos?
drp3p3r77: legacypitBalefulTurkey legacypitBalefulTurkey legacypitBalefulTurkey
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kinginfernal: Missed the draft but im excited to see the decks they make
philippekav: oh are they actually playing marvel champions this week ? :P
drp3p3r77: MorphinTime MorphinTime MorphinTime
omdorastrix: @Thefluffiestguineapig Pork Carnitas - with lost of things on it.. (not Simic Slaw lots of things, edible things)
BrowneePoints: Dont jinx it
Fanklok: Simic Slaw is edible at least once
Thefluffiestguineapig: @omdorastrix That sounds delightful, I hope you enjoy!
definenull: From the top!
Sethro420: sup yall
Diabore: chicken draft
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chicken draft!
omdorastrix: Swiss chalet draft
couchboyj: The most delicious and tender of drafts
SAJewers: patisserie draft
HadesLeprechaun: I believe in you
Jmonkey49: Tastes like chicken
Thefluffiestguineapig: Pastry cream draft
LRRbot: Vampire Lacerator [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Warrior [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless an opponent has 10 or less life.
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omdorastrix: (Swiss Chalet is a canadian restaurant chain that their key differentiator is their in-house made rotisserie chicken and special sauce)
thraximore: some days it just be like that, cam
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Thefluffiestguineapig: That terramorphic expanse is already paying for itself
laikagoat: fionLOL
bytecaster: D I C E
Thefluffiestguineapig: @omdorastrix That sounds like Boston Market in the US
LRRbot: Timberland Guide [1G] | Creature β€” Human Scout [1/1] | When Timberland Guide enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.
Garfman314: timberland guy?
Garfman314: likes his boots
lesbiandracula: missed the draft, how's everyone feeling tonight
thraximore: timber are my favorite guy
Gaz_L: the big die was kind of nice, actually, very legible on screen
Thefluffiestguineapig: So he gives them good boots?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @lesbiandracula Goofy!
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
LRRbot: Crystalline Giant [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Giant [3/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose a kind of counter at random that Crystalline Giant doesn't have on it from among flying, first strike, deathtouch, hexproof, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, vigilance, and +1/+1. Put a counter of that kind on Crystalline Giant.
definenull: Oof
MegaDosX: Oh boy
r10pez10: i wonder if anyone has used a sign in blood like a bolt for the win
MegaDosX: Get a d10
lesbiandracula: hell yeah. business as usual :picture of monkeys fighting:
definenull: 10 options
Dread_Pirate_Westley: Adam's doing great! He'd done 6 damage by turn 3! Most of it to himself, but don't worry about it.
guacxmole: There’s 10 options you can roll a d10
MegaDosX: That's a d12 I think
MegaDosX: But it'll do
lesbiandracula: ooh it's mechagodzilla
MegaDosX: Oh wait no, d10, all good
philippekav: there's a website for it
LRRbot: Horobi, Death's Wail [2BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Spirit [4/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, destroy that creature.
Dog_of_Myth: Website for just that creature.https://crystallinegiant.com/
thraximore: YO
Mr_Horrible: oh so NOW Adam likes Horobi
Mr_Horrible: I see how it is
thraximore: nelson, good on you for including horobi in the draft
Dog_of_Myth: There we go.
JohnPraw: Equip targets
Mr_Horrible: Horobi will kill the things you equip, yes
DMGlol: yea it nonbos your equip targets
BorealMage: @r10pez10 Doing that won me a prerelease and it felt *so* good.
JoelJohnsonCranidos: @Dog_of_Myth when the card is so horribly designed for paper that it depends on external 3rd party software for playability lol
Ukon_Cairns: yeh, horobi pretty wild
JohnPraw: Poor Horobi did nothing wrong.
LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Mr_Horrible: vampire nighthawk looking a lot shinier these days
r10pez10: ooh crystalline giant bingo card
couchboyj: I think the best solution is to have physical ability tokens and have a Quacks of Quedlenberg style dragt bag for the golems abilities
ArcOfTheConclave: isn't there an equipment that targets to your opponents creature and goads?
Dog_of_Myth: That's a good idea @couchboyj
LRRbot: Ogre-Head Helm [1R] | Artifact Creature β€” Equipment Ogre [2/2] | Equipped creature gets +2/+2. / Whenever Ogre-Head Helm or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, discard your hand, then draw three cards. / Reconfigure {3}
freshmaker__: the scrabble strat
omdorastrix: That site is nice and has a responsive web layout
TimIAm: @ArcOfTheConclave Bloodthirsty Blade, I think?
voslan: If judith is so bad, why you using her Adam? /s
Pharmacistjudge: Adam is disappointed in the lack of Grim Guardian as well
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LRRbot: Master Symmetrist [2GG] | Creature β€” Rhino Druid [4/4] | Reach / Whenever a creature you control with power equal to its toughness attacks, it gains trample until end of turn.
itsr67: LOL
Diabore: its not first strike
DMGlol: actual vampire nighthawk now
MegaDosX: A finger curls on the monkey's paw for Adam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Air superiority MVP again
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: "Double Strike!"
InsaneVioletMage: Build your own Nighthawk
hb8u: there is an app for that thing I use
hb8u: actually a webpage
LRRbot: Liliana's Specter [1BB] | Creature β€” Specter [2/1] | Flying / When Liliana's Specter enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @InsaneVioletMage New from Lego!
Ukon_Cairns: nelly has played a vampire nighthawk before and he will play one in the future, but when else would he play with the crystalline giant exactly once
MegaDosX: !card hellspark elemental
LRRbot: Hellspark Elemental [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Hellspark Elemental. / Unearth {1}{R}
LRRbot: Hellspark Elemental [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Hellspark Elemental. / Unearth {1}{R}
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Doubel Strike!
MegaDosX: Trample though
DrLigmaPhD: vigilance would also suck
Favre_the_Undead: i love that the person who took all the fixing has a 2 color deck
Pharmacistjudge: double strike is not an option
definenull: Uh oh
MegaDosX: @Pharmacistjudge Could you imagine though
Pharmacistjudge: I rather not
LRRbot: Sungold Sentinel [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever Sungold Sentinel enters the battlefield or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / Coven β€” {1}{W}: Choose a color. Sungold Sentinel gains hexproof from that color until end of turn and can't be blocked by creatures of that color this turn. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.
Chesul: just wait for the UN version, which has the option of triple strike.
MegaDosX: There's only two cards that do double strike counters anyway
MegaDosX: And they're both commander set cards
Thefluffiestguineapig: "Can you imagine" is different than "Would you like to imagine"
philippekav: a very narrow card
LRRbot: Mortarpod [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." / Equip {2}
definenull: Luckily no double strike nor indestructible counters
HuecalpixquiJeanIII: Lucky that you're playing Adam with that extremely specific "exile hellspark from target Adam's graveyard" text
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Chesul But it's conditional
Pharmacistjudge: we have a coven. what's that robot deer doing in your coven? Don't you dare insult Ms. Stagg!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Indestructible counters are a massive pain
DrLigmaPhD: Crystalline Giant may be weird, annoying, and not always good but boy is it funny
Pharmacistjudge: thankfully indestructible is also not an option on the giant
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium β€” Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
MegaDosX: Oh snap Unholy Heat
Chesul: Pharmacistjudge I was just positing that there should be an UN version of crystaline giant that only has UN set keywords, like triple strike. it would be insanely powerful, but that goes for plenty of UN cards.
LRRbot: Ultimate Price [1B] | Instant | Destroy target monocolored creature.
MegaDosX: I wonder if Adam has any way to deal with that giant before it becomes voltron on its own
LRRbot: Phyrexian Metamorph [3{U/P}] | Artifact Creature β€” Phyrexian Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
definenull: oh brother
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
The_Voices: lol
Ukon_Cairns: @Chesul triple strike And squirrellink PogBones
MegaDosX: I feel like you could also have, like, an Infinitoken next to the giant where you write the keywords down
DrLigmaPhD: Cam gets to feel included
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Ukon_Cairns If you get that it transmutes into the card "Three squirrels in a trench coat"
JoelJohnsonCranidos: evil crystalline giant
MegaDosX: Cam's custom keyword counters are pretty good though
BrowneePoints: Table scribe? No, Cam is the Friend-ographer
BrowneePoints: Frienographer?
BrowneePoints: Frenographer?
The_Voices: Three squirrels in a giant mech
Thefluffiestguineapig: Designated good handwriting person
SciFiAIguy: Anyone here try grid cube? It's v good for 2 player
betweenmyself: Chapelle Show I think
DrLigmaPhD: Sounds too British to be from this continent
Mr_Horrible: "There's too much shit on me!"
Thefluffiestguineapig: @The_Voices That's only if you get triple strike on the Squirrels in a Trenchcoat
Tytus00: <message deleted>Did you see the Game twitch announced today?? twitchventures.top SeemsGood
LRRbot: Ogre-Head Helm [1R] | Artifact Creature β€” Equipment Ogre [2/2] | Equipped creature gets +2/+2. / Whenever Ogre-Head Helm or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, discard your hand, then draw three cards. / Reconfigure {3}
definenull: begone!
betweenmyself: Confirmed, Home Stenographer was a Chapelle’s Show sketch
Chesul: Ukon_Cairns and Denimwalk
LRRbot: Blood Scrivener [1B] | Creature β€” Zombie Wizard [2/1] | If you would draw a card while you have no cards in hand, instead you draw two cards and you lose 1 life.
LRRbot: Phyrexian Metamorph [3{U/P}] | Artifact Creature β€” Phyrexian Shapeshifter [0/0] | You may have Phyrexian Metamorph enter the battlefield as a copy of any artifact or creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.
Pharmacistjudge: Ah blood scrivener. a card from my judge quizzes
LRRbot: Master Biomancer [2GU] | Creature β€” Elf Wizard [2/4] | Each other creature you control enters the battlefield with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to Master Biomancer's power and as a Mutant in addition to its other types.
LRRbot: Doom Blade [1B] | Instant | Destroy target nonblack creature.
BrowneePoints: Remember when Phantasmal Image and Metamorph were the only ways to remove Thrun in constructed formats?
Incandescent_Zubat: What are the card sleeves? Those are very pretty.
MegaDosX: Da fishie!
Dog_of_Myth: Da fish is here
Pharmacistjudge: "if you have two blood scriveners and no cards in hand, what happens when you go to draw a card during your draw step, and why?"
BrowneePoints: The Gangler!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Deep sea fangly fish!!
TheWriterAleph: I think i'm just Gurmag Angler here.
couchboyj: A fish, a fish, a fishy O
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature β€” Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
wickaboxet: Beeeg fish
Pharmacistjudge: gurmangler
Mr_Horrible: we call it the :V
bruiserhammerfist: Lol
TheWriterAleph: vitamin AAAAA
LRRbot: Reach of Branches [4G] | Tribal Instant β€” Treefolk | Create a 2/5 green Treefolk Shaman creature token. / Whenever a Forest enters the battlefield under your control, you may return Reach of Branches from your graveyard to your hand.
Thefluffiestguineapig: I call it "Kathleen during Desert Bus"
LRRbot: Hellspark Elemental [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Hellspark Elemental. / Unearth {1}{R}
LRRbot: Ultimate Price [1B] | Instant | Destroy target monocolored creature.
kinginfernal: @pharmacistjudge Probably sacrificing one of the scrivners and drawing 2 cards
thanzo: some sort of GurManga
DrLigmaPhD: Why do I want to call this vacuous, malicious fish Joe Rogan
DrLigmaPhD: ?
ShaneLeeAtk: Fatty Omega Acid
ReachW: @Pharmacistjudge 3 cards, 2 life. We replace the draw with the first effect, then the second sees we have no cards in hand, and replaces the first of those draws.
The_Voices: shut down
JoelJohnsonCranidos: noice
MegaDosX: Gurmag Angler wins games, turns out
BrowneePoints: Adam was goin so fast it was like watching Redline all over again
Thefluffiestguineapig: Turns out that coming up against creatures from the abyssal section of the ocean tends to make people leave
Andymonium: "do you have a second good card in your deck" absolutely brutal XD
MegaDosX: "The same Crystalline Giant"
HadesLeprechaun: evacuation! stay alive for a turn
Garfman314: oh, i do have to mention, i'm glad my semolo creatures have made it to the new set
Pharmacistjudge: @ReachW correct
BrowneePoints: Speaking of Gurmag....WERE GOING BACK TO TARKIR! Are yall excited?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX I mean with Phyrexian Metamorph it could be reconstructed
LRRbot: Radha's Firebrand [1R] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/1] | Whenever Radha's Firebrand attacks, target creature defending player controls with power less than Radha's Firebrand's power can't block this turn. / Domain β€” {5}{R}: Radha's Firebrand gets +2/+2 until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.
Sage0fMadness: @BrowneePoints Can't wait for more delve cards, sure they'll balance it properly Kappa
Diabore: thats a goodun
MegaDosX: @Thefluffiestguineapig It's a Futurama joke >_>
LRRbot: Burnished Hart [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Elk [2/2] | {3}, Sacrifice Burnished Hart: Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium β€” Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
MegaDosX: Adam says no ramping
Dog_of_Myth: LUL
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Hesitantly? The Fate Reforged kind of flattened out all the fun unique things so I hope they will try to bring that back but it also could be an Ugin reintroduction excuse
LRRbot: Ogre-Head Helm [1R] | Artifact Creature β€” Equipment Ogre [2/2] | Equipped creature gets +2/+2. / Whenever Ogre-Head Helm or equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. If you do, discard your hand, then draw three cards. / Reconfigure {3}
MegaDosX: Who knew?
MegaDosX: Adam with the hot takes
LRRbot: Crystalline Giant [3] | Artifact Creature β€” Giant [3/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose a kind of counter at random that Crystalline Giant doesn't have on it from among flying, first strike, deathtouch, hexproof, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, vigilance, and +1/+1. Put a counter of that kind on Crystalline Giant.
ReachW: "Heat the Hart" is the new "Bolt the Bird"
MegaDosX: It's none colours
BrowneePoints: So Cam, are you more excited for the Death Race set, the Space Opera set, or the returns to Tarkir/Lorwyn/Arcavios?
Jadaris: None color, left giant
Andymonium: @MegaDosX none colours, all beef
Thefluffiestguineapig: @MegaDosX Sorry! I am uncultured in animation outside of Ghibli and Last Airbender
Garfman314: isn't there a redwall-style set coming up?
Sage0fMadness: @Garfman314 yup
MegaDosX: @Thefluffiestguineapig All good!
LRRbot: Bladebrand [1B] | Instant | Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Draw a card.
BrowneePoints: Bloomburrow!
laikagoat: bloomburrow
voslan: That's a great trick right there
BrowneePoints: Bloomburrow looks SO COOL
definenull: \o/
LRRbot: Sungold Sentinel [1W] | Creature β€” Human Soldier [3/2] | Whenever Sungold Sentinel enters the battlefield or attacks, exile up to one target card from a graveyard. / Coven β€” {1}{W}: Choose a color. Sungold Sentinel gains hexproof from that color until end of turn and can't be blocked by creatures of that color this turn. Activate only if you control three or more creatures with different powers.
Sage0fMadness: I'm so pumped for Bloomburrow
Pharmacistjudge: who has the toad?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Garfman314 Oh man, I want this to be Redwall/the Root RPG but MtG so badly!!!!
Garfman314: i'm really excited for that one
DrLigmaPhD: Call of the Death-Dweller would be backbreaking
BrowneePoints: At first glance it looks closer to Mouse Guard
LRRbot: Radha's Firebrand [1R] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [3/1] | Whenever Radha's Firebrand attacks, target creature defending player controls with power less than Radha's Firebrand's power can't block this turn. / Domain β€” {5}{R}: Radha's Firebrand gets +2/+2 until end of turn. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each basic land type among lands you control. Activate only once each turn.
Diabore: its 4
BrowneePoints: Heck yea been looking forward to that TCC Cam!
woodfeld: Is there a card list for this β€œSalahub Collection Draft” on internet somewhere?
frozenphoenix7: Yeah but his has 1 toughness
LRRbot: Liliana's Specter [1BB] | Creature β€” Specter [2/1] | Flying / When Liliana's Specter enters the battlefield, each opponent discards a card.
Juliamon: !decks
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Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Still very good, I was just introduced to it later in life than Redwall so it isn't first thought
LRRbot: Master Biomancer [2GU] | Creature β€” Elf Wizard [2/4] | Each other creature you control enters the battlefield with a number of additional +1/+1 counters on it equal to Master Biomancer's power and as a Mutant in addition to its other types.
Sage0fMadness: I was a Redwall KID so I can't wait
Diabore: discard?
BrowneePoints: They showed us a Squirrel Necromancer and I was a Redwall Kid so I'm excited
LRRbot: Horobi, Death's Wail [2BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Spirit [4/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, destroy that creature.
Diabore: oh etb, nevermind
MegaDosX: Yeah it's not Hypnotic Specter
LRRbot: Edgar, Charmed Groom [2WB] (back: Edgar Markov's Coffin) | Legendary Creature β€” Vampire Noble [4/4] | Other Vampires you control get +1/+1. / When Edgar, Charmed Groom dies, return it to the battlefield transformed under its owner's control.
woodfeld: Thanks @juliamon !
definenull: ruh roh
MegaDosX: Master Biomancer and Edgar seems strong
MegaDosX: The flipped side too
LRRbot: Judith, the Scourge Diva [1BR] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Shaman [2/2] | Other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Judith, the Scourge Diva deals 1 damage to any target.
Andymonium: starting to love both these decks a little honestly
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MegaDosX: Oh Adam has a doomblade on the field now
LRRbot: Ghalta and Mavren [3GGWW] | Legendary Creature β€” Dinosaur Vampire [12/12] | Trample / Whenever you attack, choose one β€” / β€’ Create a tapped and attacking X/X green Dinosaur creature token with trample, where X is the greatest power among other attacking creatures. / β€’ Create X 1/1 white Vampire creature tokens with lifelink, where X is the number of other attacking creatures.
MegaDosX: lmaoooooooo
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints I hadn't heard of this because of unemployment caccoon of unfun and now I'm super pumped
Diabore: its a 14/14
InsaneVioletMage: Cam this is my favorite story from you
JRandomHacker: The story Cam is telling is a good one
Favre_the_Undead: i love the story from cam
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I would bet a lot of MtG creative were also Redwall kids
Mr_Horrible: Dinosaur Vampire Mutant
Diabore: 19 if no blocks?
Sage0fMadness: @Thefluffiestguineapig that tracks tbh
Diabore: with dino
Mr_Horrible: what a time to be alive
BrowneePoints: Mavrin Fein! Phyrexia sucks so he brings dino pain! 🎢
laikagoat: judith pings effectively have deathtouch right now, right?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Cam is great at storytelling
Diabore: @laikagoat yes
MegaDosX: !card judith
LRRbot: Judith, the Scourge Diva [1BR] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Shaman [2/2] | Other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Judith, the Scourge Diva deals 1 damage to any target.
RetroHibiscus: Yeah Judith pings are nasty rn
Thefluffiestguineapig: Having Cam create lore relevant deck specific mini stories sounds utterly amazing
ladyjessica: Cam is amazing :)
MegaDosX: Yeah Horobi makes Judith triggers into doomblades
Diabore: judy horobi is real fun
Mr_Horrible: Ghalta somehow does not have reach. Mavren *atop* Ghalta somehow does not have reach.
BrowneePoints: Horobith
Mr_Horrible: :p
Diabore: @Mr_Horrible obviously theyre not as good as a small elf with a bow, or a spider
BrowneePoints: Mixing The Scourge Diva and Death's Wail? Calle that Dame Judy Drenched
Robot_Bones: 4 player free f or all
Dog_of_Myth: hahah
Andymonium: awww :D
Mr_Horrible: @Diabore or some medium sized ogres, it would seem
Dog_of_Myth: Power to Cam!
RetroHibiscus: Quote that
shurtal: not very Commu-champion there
thraximore: comrade blocking PrideLaugh
NonMint: β€œThat’s not comrade behaviour,” is classic.
Diabore: ty paul
Dog_of_Myth: Yell into the void @Diabore
BrowneePoints: Let's not be CommuNitpicks
JimDavisMTG: jimdWut
BrowneePoints: Ya just missed round 1 Jim!
Dog_of_Myth: Oh, Hi Jim
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couchboyj: Hi Jim! jimdHype
NonMint: @Infinitokens ! Not a sponsor, just someone who is cool.
NonMint: Wait, they’re a sponsor. EVERYTHING I KNOW IS A LIE.
LRRbot: Disenchant [1W] | Instant | Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
Sage0fMadness: @NonMint believe that's Prof's line
BrowneePoints: But yea Lost Caverns announced for a Nov17 release....meaning yet another RIGHT before DB PPR lol(or during? How do calendars work?)
Sage0fMadness: also hi Meaghan :D
JimDavisMTG: @couchboyj jimdHeyGuys
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Depends what you mean by "work"
BrowneePoints: STRAY GODS!
BrowneePoints: Omg stray gods looks SO good
Dog_of_Myth: Yeah, it's out now @BrowneePoints
BrowneePoints: I watched the concert CR hosted and the music is FANTASTIC
Dog_of_Myth: The cast is stacked too.
Dog_of_Myth: Lots of talent there.
BrowneePoints: Ye it's all the usuals but this time in one place
BrowneePoints: And I think either Troy Baker or Sam is the voice director?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Cue smashbrother's ultimate commercial joke
kyUUno: any more games tonight?
Dog_of_Myth: Yep, just in break right now.
BrowneePoints: Just finished r1 r2 is on the way
couchboyj: Two more, probably? At least 1.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Are they doing winners face off and if time losers face off as well?
TheWriterAleph: mmm leftover rotisserie
eshplode: Mmm leftover rotisserie chicken
definenull: punishment: you get to be a friend
Thefluffiestguineapig: Leftovers from rotisserie are super good for adding to stuff
BrowneePoints: The leftovers are great to make chicken chili with
KeytarCat: Back to the pit!
v_nome: Remember to take a canary with you into the content mines
Alness49: Rotisserie draft sandwich, anyone?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat The BBQ pit! You're serving as saucemaster's assistant today
Thefluffiestguineapig: Why is the economy so messed up?
sssshafer: Someone compliment Nelson on his sleeve!!!
Mythallian: 42? i feel that joke coming up
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also James that's a Beej question
bo_brinkman: I'm here for the class war!?
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig I've done just enough kitchen work to know I could and don't want to
definenull: uh oh he's ramping
LRRbot: Nearheath Pilgrim [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/1] | Soulbond / As long as Nearheath Pilgrim is paired with another creature, both creatures have lifelink.
TheWriterAleph: aww yeah rip that can
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DrLigmaPhD: Hello class, welcome to class war class
BrowneePoints: Life doesn't get easier, some folks just learn how to navigate it better
LRRbot: Nyx Herald [2G] | Enchantment Creature β€” Centaur Shaman [2/3] | At the beginning of combat on your turn, target enchanted creature or enchantment creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.
sssshafer: Cam! It just got done storming here, so there are literal pink fluffy clouds in the sky
MegaDosX: Two ships in the night
nyoomgoom: mulldrifter!
TheWriterAleph: lol
LRRbot: Mulldrifter [4U] | Creature β€” Elemental [2/2] | Flying / When Mulldrifter enters the battlefield, draw two cards. / Evoke {2}{U}
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD I'm here to lord over you how any of you who haven't already started in on getting connections will never truly succeed in your chosen profession for an intro
JoelJohnsonCranidos: Plains party in cams hand
couchboyj: Muh fish! :(
DreamyPants: Can't wait for that missed connection advertisement
LRRbot: Bloodbraid Elf [2RG] | Creature β€” Elf Berserker [3/2] | Haste / Cascade
BrowneePoints: That Pilgrim had intimate relations with a Fish. Must've been Lentin season
LRRbot: Mardu Woe-Reaper [W] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/1] | Whenever Mardu Woe-Reaper or another Warrior enters the battlefield under your control, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, you gain 1 life.
Diabore: and the he CASCADED into ano-
Garfman314: woweepew
JoelJohnsonCranidos: James is on 21
KeytarCat: Marduwu
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, we aren't dealing with the ultimate player verbal trip up
SeismicLawns: she woe on my reaper til i mardu?
JoelJohnsonCranidos: Ur welcome Nelson
LRRbot: Archmage Emeritus [2UU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Magecraft β€” Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Wiver wheew awialists
JoelJohnsonCranidos: :)
AkiraBalance27: Its fine, Cam will just storm out with that Emeritus
CastleOtranto: @Diabore I get that reference
GreatGodOm: !cloudgoat ranger
DrLigmaPhD: @Thefluffiestguineapig I was just gonna suggest lesson 1: Cops and how to beat them (literally and otherwise)
LRRbot: Hunter's Prowess [4G] | Sorcery | Until end of turn, target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw that many cards."
Diabore: oof
Diabore: possibly even ooof
hidingbox: that's a yikes
BrowneePoints: *snagglepuss* Oof, Owie even!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD So my intro is class one, that lesson is what, two weeks? Lesson two: saying things are fair and when they aren't just saying "well, that's how things are"
jeremykphillips: Mtg viewing is much less cool on mobile
definenull: Has cam inherited James' curse
Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, this is for fun and goofs
Garfman314: wotissewie?
Thefluffiestguineapig: No regular viewers are expecting perfection
BrowneePoints: I'm intrigued with what they're gonna do in return to arcavios
LRRbot: Porcelain Legionnaire [2{W/P}] | Artifact Creature β€” Phyrexian Soldier [3/1] | First strike
LRRbot: Frost Trickster [2U] | Creature β€” Bird Wizard [2/2] | Flying / When Frost Trickster enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints I predict at least a cameo by Lilianna if not more
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig And new viewers learn quick!
Diabore: best mono red 2 drop
LRRbot: Pacifism [1W] | Enchantment β€” Aura | Enchant creature / Enchanted creature can't attack or block.
LRRbot: Archmage Emeritus [2UU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Magecraft β€” Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.
BrowneePoints: @thefluffiestguineapig well they talked more about a return to arcavios than Strixhaven 2 proper
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat "Accept these are human beings trying their best or kindly yeet yourself"
LRRbot: Glistener Elf [G] | Creature β€” Phyrexian Elf Warrior [1/1] | Infect
definenull: Infect?!?
hidingbox: With pump spells?!
KeytarCat: little an infect, as a treat
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Prediction still holds, but I'm hoping it isn't their fallback of elder dragons do a thing with tiny mortals running around trying and fail to influence things
DrLigmaPhD: I suggest the next set symbol be a rectangle with a semicircle on one end and two complete circles on the other
KeytarCat: I forgot how messed up infect was
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Favre_the_Undead: @DrLigmaPhD lol
LRRbot: Rewind [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Untap up to four lands.
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hidingbox: build your own free dismiss
KeytarCat: @DrLigmaPhD Name checks out
DreamyPants: cam's popping off, daaamn
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat It's like that tiny bit of actual spice mixed in when you decide your morning eggs need to be an adventure
jaimeblacken: valueee
ShaneLeeAtk: Listen to that engine hum
LRRbot: Frost Trickster [2U] | Creature β€” Bird Wizard [2/2] | Flying / When Frost Trickster enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
ReachW: Basically Ancestral Recalll
TheAwkes: <Sicko> Yes. Yes! </Sicko>
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/3] | When Fiend Hunter enters the battlefield, you may exile another target creature. / When Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig sometimes you just need an adventure!
Diabore: get in the bag shinji
DrLigmaPhD: @KeytarCat Gotta be known for something other than killing Steve Jobs
jaimeblacken: getting that bag of money
LRRbot: Staff of Nin [6] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card. / {T}: Staff of Nin deals 1 damage to any target.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Hey, sometimes getting out of bed in the morning is an adventure because my cats currently have both a box and some packing paper I obviously can't clean up but if they get the zoomies it's hardwood so they slide and I never know what I'll step on
KeytarCat: Oh, someone did draft Pink! we joked about that oon Chillpoint
DrLigmaPhD: 6 mana do nothing artifacts???
LRRbot: Glistener Elf [G] | Creature β€” Phyrexian Elf Warrior [1/1] | Infect
Thefluffiestguineapig: These are close sets
definenull: He just borrows them for a bit
JRandomHacker: Get in the bag
AriaDreamGirl: That which cannot be killed must be contained
DoodlestheGreat: He's running a farm.
DrLigmaPhD: Fiend pokemon trainer
definenull: Goes on a date
SnowBuddy18: Fiend Hugger
ReachW: oh, like that Hollow Knight boss
ArcOfTheConclave: blorbo hoarder
thanzo: Fiend Zoo Keeper
couchboyj: He's a WoW hunter with 100 pets in the stable
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sounds like exotic animal collectors.
KeytarCat: @AriaDreamGirl Gotta keep those rocks in jail!
Thefluffiestguineapig: As long as he is providing them with the appropriate conditions and enrichment
Thefluffiestguineapig: "I just went to the academy to get away from that sack, I'm not taking it now he's dead"
Pharmacistjudge: it's like the question of "who inherits dad's wow character?"
MegaDosX: Maybe he's a Jace cosplayer
e_bloc: !card soul collector
LRRbot: Soul Collector [3BB] | Creature β€” Vampire [3/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature dealt damage by Soul Collector this turn dies, return that card to the battlefield under your control. / Morph {B}{B}{B}
jaimeblacken: and when the hunter dies just as he puts something in the bag, the thing stays in the bag forever
DrLigmaPhD: I wanna be a werewolf too. At will turning into 300 pounds of screw-you and sex appeal? yes please
Diabore: oof down to 5
Robot_Bones: Jace? Punching?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Sold, now in my head canon
sgowell: Jace is Mothman confirmed
BrowneePoints: Reminder that Jace beat Ruric Thar in a Bareknuckle Brawl in Dragon's Maze @LoadingReadyRun
DrLigmaPhD: Jace, yet another problematic twink I'd top
Thefluffiestguineapig: Do that LotR forced perspective
LRRbot: Mardu Woe-Reaper [W] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/1] | Whenever Mardu Woe-Reaper or another Warrior enters the battlefield under your control, you may exile target creature card from a graveyard. If you do, you gain 1 life.
MegaDosX: @DrLigmaPhD You prepared to fight Vraska for him though?
Silver_Drgn: now I am just sad with my shortness
LRRbot: Kor Skyfisher [1W] | Creature β€” Kor Soldier [2/3] | Flying / When Kor Skyfisher enters the battlefield, return a permanent you control to its owner's hand.
Ukon_Cairns: its funny cause Battle for Zendikar story made it clear that Jace is really physically inept, but also that story followed the story where he won a brawl vs two headed ogre Ruric-Thar so... PrideShrug
BrowneePoints: Y'know what they say Paul. You Reap what you Woe
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Silver_Drgn Hey, I'm 5'0" so there are those of us
thanzo: woe to the woeless woe reaper
DrLigmaPhD: @MegaDosX Maybe they need a third. Vraska fine as hell too
LRRbot: Nearheath Pilgrim [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/1] | Soulbond / As long as Nearheath Pilgrim is paired with another creature, both creatures have lifelink.
MegaDosX: @DrLigmaPhD benginBonk but respectfully
Pharmacistjudge: Oh you mean. Woe. I have plenty of Whoa but no Woe
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/3] | When Fiend Hunter enters the battlefield, you may exile another target creature. / When Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Robot_Bones: Heathcliff pilgrim
DrLigmaPhD: @MegaDosX I am a bisexual of culture, after all
thanzo: bag the bird
Thefluffiestguineapig: He's not one of those who did the entire route to Santiago de Compostella barefoot
LRRbot: Gods Willing [W] | Instant | Target creature you control gains protection from the color of your choice until end of turn. / Scry 1.
jaimeblacken: soulbond
LRRbot: Kazandu Blademaster [WW] | Creature β€” Human Soldier Ally [1/1] | First strike, vigilance / Whenever Kazandu Blademaster or another Ally enters the battlefield under your control, you may put a +1/+1 counter on Kazandu Blademaster.
BrowneePoints: All I'm sayin is that better have been Jace on the Thunder Junction Poster
Thefluffiestguineapig: @jaimeblacken What happens when a cat decides you are their person
BrowneePoints: we've been memeing Cowboy Jace for years
BrowneePoints: now it can HAPPEN
LRRbot: Frost Trickster [2U] | Creature β€” Bird Wizard [2/2] | Flying / When Frost Trickster enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
DrLigmaPhD: Soulbond should just be errataed to a new keyword that's just "Bros? Bros."
jaimeblacken: besties trigger
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Was Thunder Junction a PPV or was it one of the disturbingly frequent bathroom abominations from this stream?
BrowneePoints: "And they were Roommates" @DrLigmaPhD
BrowneePoints: @Thefluffiestguineapig thunder Junction is the Wild West/Frontier set coming next year
LRRbot: Archmage Emeritus [2UU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Magecraft β€” Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.
thanzo: I'm just sad we won't get a "Gid the Kid" gideon cowboy planeswalker
DrLigmaPhD: @BrowneePoints Two bros, chillin in a hot tub...
MrPipboy3000: Its almost as if Cameron is playing the same deck!
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Really? Somebody didn't run that through the "is this an easy fart joke" test
zeathean: or shuffled the same?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also that set still sounds sweet
LRRbot: Overrun [2GGG] | Sorcery | Creatures you control get +3/+3 and gain trample until end of turn.
LRRbot: Rewind [2UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. Untap up to four lands.
BrowneePoints: the key art has Oko, Rakdos, Vraska (what looks like Jace and possibly Tinybones) and a character Endemic to the plane that looks First Nations lined up like the Magnificent Seven @Thefluffiestguineapig
BrowneePoints: and it's Outlaws of Thunder Junction
definenull: AH
definenull: what
MegaDosX: Oh no
DrLigmaPhD: Sometimes you just need to force a counter
A_Dub888: rayfkWelp
LRRbot: Teferi, Time Raveler [1WU] | Legendary Planeswalker β€” Teferi [4] | Each opponent can cast spells only any time they could cast a sorcery. / [+1]: Until your next turn, you may cast sorcery spells as though they had flash. / [βˆ’3]: Return up to one target artifact, creature, or enchantment to its owner's hand. Draw a card.
Thefluffiestguineapig: Although I will say that I might have to avoid some of Thunder Junction depending on how much research they did on horse stuff because I've trained and been around horses a lot and sometimes stuff bothers me
Sage0fMadness: @Thefluffiestguineapig You're saying horsemanship doesn't make you unblockable by infantry irl?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints The fact she is in that art makes me feel vindicated for not believing she was dead. Also I hope they had a cultural consultant otherwise that could get very hairy
nyoomgoom: there's mulldrifter again, heck yeah
DrLigmaPhD: minotaur cowboys best be present
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sometimes knowing things makes otherwise decent media really hard to consume
definenull: oof
BrowneePoints: They got/are getting Cultural Consultants and Sensitivity Readers for First Nations/Indigenous stuff so probably reasonably accurate horse stuff @Thefluffiestguineapig
definenull: til death us do part
BusTed: tqsFine
jaimeblacken: draw 2
LoadingReadyRun: lrrPAUL Thunder Junction: The return of Horsemanship?
kinginfernal: I thought it was if an unpaired creature etbs
jaimeblacken: and for mulldrifter?
hidingbox: also draw off the mulldrifter?
LRRbot: Fiend Hunter [1WW] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [1/3] | When Fiend Hunter enters the battlefield, you may exile another target creature. / When Fiend Hunter leaves the battlefield, return the exiled card to the battlefield under its owner's control.
code1300: Did cam draw two fromnmulldrifter
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sage0fMadness Exactly KeytarCat, something where they did a lot of world building and just whiffed on basic horsemanship utterly ruins it for me
BrowneePoints: lol probably not Paul. But someone better have an Arcane Motorcycle called a Steel Horse
Mr_Horrible: we just like it when Cam draws cards, tbh
LRRbot: Cloudgoat Ranger [3WW] | Creature β€” Giant Warrior Ranger [3/3] | When Cloudgoat Ranger enters the battlefield, create three 1/1 white Kithkin Soldier creature tokens. / Tap three untapped Kithkin you control: Cloudgoat Ranger gets +2/+0 and gains flying until end of turn.
Mr_Horrible: it's compelling
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sage0fMadness Also depends what the infantry are armed with. Anti cavalry pikes were a thing. Also not all horses would charge that. Almost none without extremely specific training would do it easily
hugogol21: so i've just read the rules for rotisserie drafting on mtg arena and it sounds wild
Sage0fMadness: @Thefluffiestguineapig This was a joke about the mechanic horsemanship
MegaDosX: !card trumpet blast
LRRbot: Trumpet Blast [2R] | Instant | Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.
LRRbot: Guardian of Ghirapur [2W] | Creature β€” Angel [3/3] | Flying / When Guardian of Ghirapur enters the battlefield, exile up to one other target creature or artifact you control. Return it to the battlefield under its owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.
jaimeblacken: ooof
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sage0fMadness There's a horsemanship mechanic? Boy, my lack of knowledge about this is showing
BrowneePoints: Thiccerwisp!
thanzo: I'm hoping for magical trains and tumbleweed elemental
definenull: oh no
RetroHibiscus: A fate unknown to this card
Pharmacistjudge: oh no....Blake Ramussen....the memories....
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couchboyj: lrrGREED
Sage0fMadness: @Thefluffiestguineapig Now who hasn't done their research LUL jk
Pharmacistjudge: I see Nelly and I are on the same wavelength
MrPipboy3000: Now you can bond the mulldrifter
jaimeblacken: card count for cameron, just to laugh
jaimeblacken: 7!
hidingbox: seems like a full grip
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thanzo Tumbleweed elemental with conditional unblockable. If there are mountains in the other players land base on the board it is blockable
Sage0fMadness: !card riding the dilu horse
LRRbot: Riding the Dilu Horse [2G] | Sorcery | Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains horsemanship.
KeytarCat: 7! cards is so many
LRRbot: World Queller [3WW] | Creature β€” Avatar [4/4] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you may choose a card type. If you do, each player sacrifices a permanent of that type.
thraximore: heck yeah, world queller!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, those buffs are accurate for horses
LoadingReadyRun: @Thefluffiestguineapig Mountainwalk used to be a thing
thraximore: oh man, that card was a killer back in my kitchen table days
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ReachW: Wow, I haven't seen World Queller since EDH tables ten years ago. Love that card.
e_bloc: sick
Pharmacistjudge: notable card types include, Plane, Scheme, Vanguard, and dungeon.
thanzo: @Thefluffiestguineapig I love it, maybe it can make tokens of itself as well
jaimeblacken: that's a win
Thefluffiestguineapig: Having been kicked I can say they definitely have +2 without horseshoes let alone with
LRRbot: Step Through [3UU] | Sorcery | Return two target creatures to their owners' hands. / Wizardcycling {2}
Pharmacistjudge: Opps sorry, I forgot Conspiracy and Phenonmenon.
Thefluffiestguineapig: @thanzo Oooh, I don't know how this would work but it could in lore accumulate detritus from other things on the board
kinginfernal: @pharmacistjudge Isn’t dungeon an β€œemblem” and unremovable?
Pharmacistjudge: it's still a card type you can name. it's pointless, but you can name it
e_bloc: doors open both ways
kinginfernal: Gotya
jaimeblacken: you need another flier james ::(
jaimeblacken: GG
Thefluffiestguineapig: Very good!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That was exciting
Pharmacistjudge: you can only sacrifice permanents. and plane, scheme, vanguard, dungeon, conspiracy and phenomenon are not permanents.
BrowneePoints: It reminds me of the Drafts when I first started playing
kinginfernal: Off topic, is there a way to counter dungeon abilities?
RetroHibiscus: Is it really wholesome with 3feri in play lrrBEEJ
BrowneePoints: yes. Voidslime etc
Pharmacistjudge: now i want chicken...or a gyro
BrowneePoints: anything that counters triggered abilities I believe
KeytarCat: @Pharmacistjudge I figured the theme was "bad choices"
jaimeblacken: i like when cameron wins games, don't y'all?
kinginfernal: Ah, they are triggers i guess
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge We had a discussion at the beginning about preferred chicken consumption methods and I am still on the chicken paneer makhani train
Sage0fMadness: @Pharmacistjudge slap that rotisserie chicken into a gyro
BrowneePoints: the thing that sucks though is they still advanced to that room in the dungeon
Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sage0fMadness I mean, next day leftovers if you toss the chicken with some stuff?
KeytarCat: Chicken fresh off the cob
Mazrae: Ooo fighting with paper huh how has it been going everyone
Texan_Reverend: Yeah, laptop speakers are going to struggle with the lowest notes of the drone.
kinginfernal: Cam and adam are victorious so far
Thefluffiestguineapig: @KeytarCat Off topic have you ever had sweet corn at a festival? When they make it on mass?
Juliamon: OK everyone, place your bets now on what's going to postpone Marvel Champions THIS time!
Texan_Reverend: wrong window
BrowneePoints: I live in Iowa
BrowneePoints: I have sweet corn en masse every summer
KeytarCat: @Texan_Reverend true nonetheless
DeM0nFiRe: @Juliamon We accidentally slip into the timeline where marvel doesn't exist
Texan_Reverend: heh
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints I am hoping to be able to get a pot big enough to have corn in the summer again sometime
Pharmacistjudge: oh no, no we just have SNK vs Capcom now
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DeM0nFiRe I'm struggling with not making Rhythm Cafe specific alternate timeline jokes
BrowneePoints: And the best Sweet Corn you'll ever buy in the States is in Iowa on the side of a highway at some guy named Rob's truck that's pulled over on the side with a Tarp Tent over it
KeytarCat: @Thefluffiestguineapig never been big on corn, but I've had Elotes before?
BrowneePoints: Elote is amazing
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints For real side of the road produce stands are where the best stuff is. Outside of famers markets and stuff
BrowneePoints: Yea, Mr Horrible could tell ya how DARN BIG the Des Moines Farmer's Market is in the summer
BrowneePoints: it REAL beeg
Juliamon: best corn is ALWAYS from that random residence with a tiny "CORN FOR SALE" sign next to the mailbox
jaimeblacken: ice cream for the winner
Jmonkey49: Oooo TNA Feast or Fired match
LRRbot: Monastery Swiftspear [R] | Creature β€” Human Monk [1/2] | Haste / Prowess
KeytarCat: My local market is on Sunday Mornings, and I haven't been able to make it in too long
Diabore: james looking good today
resistentialism: wh-un
Thefluffiestguineapig: I have elotes on my list to try making because I live in a place where I'm sure there are good elotes somewhere but I don't have friends to suggest things and I'm gf
BrowneePoints: Swifties and "Normal one" is like Hemlock and Socrates
thraximore: !card bump in the night
LRRbot: Bump in the Night [B] | Sorcery | Target opponent loses 3 life. / Flashback {5}{R}
LRRbot: Guttersnipe [2R] | Creature β€” Goblin Shaman [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, Guttersnipe deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Mr_Horrible: no, my gutters!
BrowneePoints: excuse me
BrowneePoints: his name is Gunther Snipes
Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, Adam got compliments on looking swole and his haircut during draft
BrowneePoints: Wesley is his father
Lawblades: Hi Da... James! Have a night!
RetroHibiscus: New pauper deck brewing on the left
LRRbot: Aether Channeler [2U] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/1] | When Aether Channeler enters the battlefield, choose one β€” / β€’ Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying. / β€’ Return another target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. / β€’ Draw a card.
Mr_Horrible: who is Gutter and why do they have a Nipe?
Pharmacistjudge: hey, what brings you in today. Bro. You're looking huge...
BrowneePoints: *blast* *stage shatter sound*
Lawblades: monkaS
LRRbot: Bladebrand [1B] | Instant | Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. / Draw a card.
LRRbot: Stormwing Entity [3UU] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/3] | This spell costs {2}{U} less to cast if you've cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn. / Flying / Prowess / When Stormwing Entity enters the battlefield, scry 2.
BrowneePoints: former Standard All Star
Diabore: that card was so fun in standard
BrowneePoints: same format as Wizard's Lightning(If I remember correctly)
LRRbot: Ultimate Price [1B] | Instant | Destroy target monocolored creature.
couchboyj: For a Core set M21 was a banger
BrowneePoints: yep. gave us Risen Reef right?
LRRbot: Mortarpod [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Scatter to the Winds [1UU] | Instant | Counter target spell. / Awaken 3β€”{4}{U}{U}
BrowneePoints: that was the set with Kykar, Yarok, 3mnath et al?
LRRbot: Goblin Picker [1R] | Creature β€” Goblin [2/2] | {R}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card.
resistentialism: that one
LRRbot: Frost Trickster [2U] | Creature β€” Bird Wizard [2/2] | Flying / When Frost Trickster enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Favre_the_Undead: i wish goblin picker was a piker
LRRbot: Horobi, Death's Wail [2BB] | Legendary Creature β€” Spirit [4/4] | Flying / Whenever a creature becomes the target of a spell or ability, destroy that creature.
ReachW: M21 had the good fortune to be born in the year of the fever dream that was Throne of Eldraine to Modern Horizons.
LRRbot: Repulse [2U] | Instant | Return target creature to its owner's hand. / Draw a card.
Diabore: yes
Lawblades: y ers
resistentialism: yep
MegaDosX: Yeah it fizzles it
MrPipboy3000: yes
jaimeblacken: yes
LRRbot: Archmage Emeritus [2UU] | Creature β€” Human Wizard [2/2] | Magecraft β€” Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, draw a card.
BrowneePoints: Horobi, turning Man of War's into Nekrataal's since 2004
theamc2000: I enjoy Adam humming the music that plays during ads
LRRbot: Raze the Effigy [R] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Destroy target artifact. / β€’ Target attacking creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
jaimeblacken: oof that angel doesn't look good
thraximore: uh
BrowneePoints: when you draft around him
Diabore: you can get the horobi judith combo in mom draft, never saw it happen though
RetroHibiscus: Technically can’t happen but I think f2 is warranted
SeismicLawns: raze can't even target the bird :(
BrowneePoints: it's GROSS
MegaDosX: !card liquimetal coating
LRRbot: Liquimetal Coating [2] | Artifact | {T}: Target permanent becomes an artifact in addition to its other types until end of turn.
RetroHibiscus: G2*
Ukon_Cairns: horobi is volatile, i love it
squid_binoculars: Where can I get that Nope shirt?
MegaDosX: There's a black card that gives any number of creatures Persist that becomes a flexible wrath with Horobi
laikagoat: fionLOL fionLOL
KennyLogins: MoM prerelease I built Horobi with a bunch of backup creatures, and just backed up my opponents’ stuff
squid_binoculars: Damn I need that
ReachW: @MegaDosX Cauldron of Souls. Another preDH staple. <3
thraximore: @KennyLogins SICK
MegaDosX: @ReachW That's the one
Fruan: Wasn't Spike's unstable art the inspiration, or am I misremembering?
BrowneePoints: Cam is a UB Player in a UG Profession
e_bloc: I had to buy the safeword one
Countjondi: that's the problem, Adam likes his aggression active.
loufghyslaufey: Incorporating conspiracies and Phenomenons into sanctioned play must be so hard they had to come up with Battles just for MOM.
resistentialism: people will wear that
resistentialism: it will make total sense
JRandomHacker: I mean this is the same WotC that tweeted about players wanting to get stepped on
Masslost: so nope is still being made by mtg proshop
LRRbot: Tormented Hero [B] | Creature β€” Human Warrior [2/1] | Tormented Hero enters the battlefield tapped. / Heroic β€” Whenever you cast a spell that targets Tormented Hero, each opponent loses 1 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.
Pharmacistjudge: to be fair, safeword means you have proper communications, established boundries, and established consent. that's great
swordmaster2551: YOLO, DOOM, SWOLE, NOPE, HERO
BrowneePoints: @JRandomHacker that was Jordan
BrowneePoints: specifically Jordan
LRRbot: Hellspark Elemental [1R] | Creature β€” Elemental [3/1] | Trample, haste / At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice Hellspark Elemental. / Unearth {1}{R}
Thefluffiestguineapig: That's Rakdos's secret: they wake up every day and choose violence
LRRbot: Dimensional Infiltrator [1U] | Creature β€” Eldrazi [2/1] | Devoid / Flash / Flying / {1}{C}: Target opponent exiles the top card of their library. If it's a land card, you may return Dimensional Infiltrator to its owner's hand.
Juliamon: BrowneePoints They hired him knowing he would tweet that kind of thing though
Mr_Horrible: I miss the days of hellspark elemental
BrowneePoints: Haha true. But I like pointing the goofy degeneracy DIRECTLY at Jordan's feet
sssshafer: Nelson, how much lord of the rings set you pick up??
Mr_Horrible: because those were also the days of anathemancer on 5CC
LRRbot: Mortarpod [2] | Artifact β€” Equipment | Living weapon / Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target." / Equip {2}
LRRbot: Mana Leak [1U] | Instant | Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}.
BrowneePoints: Alara era standard was fun
LRRbot: Nearheath Pilgrim [1W] | Creature β€” Human Cleric [2/1] | Soulbond / As long as Nearheath Pilgrim is paired with another creature, both creatures have lifelink.
BrowneePoints: remember Ajani Vengeant? They should make a reprint
BrowneePoints: just give us Ajani Vengeant reprinted no changes
MrSarkhan: Oh you can still buy them from the mtgproshop
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature β€” Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
hidingbox: big fish
BatenicYork: large gurginald
LRRbot: Frost Trickster [2U] | Creature β€” Bird Wizard [2/2] | Flying / When Frost Trickster enters the battlefield, tap target creature an opponent controls. That creature doesn't untap during its controller's next untap step.
Favre_the_Undead: the gurmangler
Mr_Horrible: running jund ramp, cascading bloodbraid elf into kitchen finks and watching the aggro player groan
Mr_Horrible: memories
jaimeblacken: back in it
LRRbot: Sign in Blood [BB] | Sorcery | Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.
Diabore: hey judy
Mr_Horrible: Judith: "...there's a giant fish on my stage?"
LRRbot: Talrand, Sky Summoner [2UU] | Legendary Creature β€” Merfolk Wizard [2/2] | Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.
BrowneePoints: @Mr_Horrible "Sovereigns of Lost Alara, Fetching Eldrazi Conscription, Enchanting Lotus Cobra/Noble Hierarch, attack, Annihilator trigger?"
invickthus: Gotta put her on my vision board, I want the epithet β€œscourge diva”
theamc2000: Talk Randal
LRRbot: Unholy Heat [R] | Instant | Unholy Heat deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker. / Delirium β€” Unholy Heat deals 6 damage instead if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.
MegaDosX: No land yet
Mr_Horrible: @BrowneePoints Sovreigns Conscription was a helluva thing
TheWriterAleph: @BrowneePoints *flashback eyetwitch*
hidingbox: no drop yet
BrowneePoints: Mythic Conscription was a fun deck
LRRbot: Raze the Effigy [R] | Instant | Choose one β€” / β€’ Destroy target artifact. / β€’ Target attacking creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.
MegaDosX: And Cam gains two from the thing blocking doesn't he?
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LRRbot: Step Through [3UU] | Sorcery | Return two target creatures to their owners' hands. / Wizardcycling {2}
Dog_of_Myth: Yes
BrowneePoints: or playing RUG Turbo and seeing the t2 Lotus Cobra and knowing Frost or Inferno titan was hitting the board next turn
couchboyj: Cam gained 2 from lifelink?
thraximore: did he use effigy correctly this time?
LRRbot: Gurmag Angler [6B] | Creature β€” Zombie Fish [5/5] | Delve
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LRRbot: Staff of Nin [6] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card. / {T}: Staff of Nin deals 1 damage to any target.
MegaDosX: It still did when it blocked Judith though
Diabore: shoot his face cam
MegaDosX: Wasn't it bound with the Frost Trickster?
couchboyj: When the soulbond creature died, it had lifelink
SciFiAIguy: Lifelink creature traded with Judith
LRRbot: Vampire Lacerator [B] | Creature β€” Vampire Warrior [2/2] | At the beginning of your upkeep, you lose 1 life unless an opponent has 10 or less life.
MegaDosX: It might not matter >_>
Diabore: oh cam might not have gotten the lifelink from the block though
trebuchetboy: Adam nooo
LRRbot: Depopulate [2WW] | Sorcery | Each player who controls a multicolored creature draws a card. Then destroy all creatures.
LurkerSpine: not keep, just draw
MegaDosX: Judith dies
BrowneePoints: nope everything dies
BrowneePoints: he just draws
MegaDosX: Reread the card
Lawblades: not wqquite true
theamc2000: It is destroy all creatures
bigpearlentertainment: read the card
thraximore: no she dies
Sage0fMadness: let's reread
swordmaster2551: ??
LurkerSpine: judie is dead
theamc2000: Wait
MrPipboy3000: Not keep, just draw
Mr_Horrible: Judy still bites it, but Adam gets a card
Lawblades: judy dies
laikagoat: lrrJUDGECALL
theamc2000: Ty Nelson
MegaDosX: Thanks Nelson!
BrowneePoints: so yea cam's at 7 instead of 6
Lawblades: judy triggers
Diabore: and cam gets hit for 1 more
MegaDosX: !card judith the scourge
LRRbot: Judith, the Scourge Diva [1BR] | Legendary Creature β€” Human Shaman [2/2] | Other creatures you control get +1/+0. / Whenever a nontoken creature you control dies, Judith, the Scourge Diva deals 1 damage to any target.
resistentialism: 5?
LRRbot: Terramorphic Expanse | Land | {T}, Sacrifice Terramorphic Expanse: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Diabore: @resistentialism they counted a judith attack
BrowneePoints: we're helping!
BrowneePoints: (i hope)
Lawblades: draw
jaimeblacken: draw 2
hidingbox: draw off staff
Lawblades: draw 1 more
theamc2000: Did cam draw
swordmaster2551: upkeep trigger
thraximore: NotLikeThis
Dog_of_Myth: Draw another card cam
LurkerSpine: you did not draw for the turn
MegaDosX: !card staff of nin
LRRbot: Staff of Nin [6] | Artifact | At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card. / {T}: Staff of Nin deals 1 damage to any target.
jaimeblacken: no
Pharmacistjudge: you didn't
KennyLogins: Draw another
Ratchet215: did Adam draw that card for Depop
Lawblades: should have 1 more card
Diabore: chat is convinced you didnt
hugogol21: everyone is tired here LUL
Diabore: and chat is always right
Pharmacistjudge: adam did draw from depop
BatenicYork: Cam, draw as many cards as you like :)
BrowneePoints: Complicated board! we appreciate both of you!
KennyLogins: Eagle eye chat
LRRbot: Burst Lightning [R] | Instant | Kicker {4} / Burst Lightning deals 2 damage to any target. If this spell was kicked, it deals 4 damage instead.
LRRbot: Corrupt [5B] | Sorcery | Corrupt deals damage to any target equal to the number of Swamps you control. You gain life equal to the damage dealt this way.
e_bloc: face
BrowneePoints: dang, almost got it Cam!
e_bloc: face is the place
NotCainNorAbel: Fun games
hidingbox: that'll do it
zagman505: wow haha
BusTed: seabatClap
MegaDosX: Bye Cam
RetroHibiscus: Adam and corrupt
RetroHibiscus: Name a better duo
MrSarkhan: Bye Cam!
shendaras: Corrupt pretty good
BatenicYork: HeyGuys
LurkerSpine: bye Cam!
Mr_Horrible: farewell, Cameron o7
BrowneePoints: Yes!
Lawblades: Bye forever
e_bloc: lrrWOW
BrowneePoints: I would miss Cam!
thraximore: HypeWave
shendaras: lrrHEART Cam
ofstrife: I'll miss cam
theamc2000: Bye cam
jaimeblacken: oh man
MrPipboy3000: was that a loser leaves town match?
invickthus: Does he like get thrown in a pit or something?
Mattmitchell45: Cameron living the dream
KWardJenx: We'll remember you Cam.
TheWriterAleph: o7
ReachW: Wow, first Checkpoint is cancelled and now Cam's fired? Such a sad week
Mr_Horrible: that was rad
DeM0nFiRe: gdqClap
Lawblades: Clap
laikagoat: seabatClap lrrNELSON seabatClap
NotCainNorAbel: lrrSHINE lrrNELSON lrrSHINE
circusofkirkus: can we hear the song nelly prepared?
Simonark: When Graham and Kathleen get back, the question "Didn't there used to be Cameron here?" will be asked.
Andymonium: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
shendaras: 1 out of 5, not bad.
invickthus: I mean, not incorrect
hidingbox: *looks around*
Lawblades: I think Adam means me specificaly is very uncool
Mr_Horrible: Proud to be of indeterminate radness
KeytarCat: in general, below par...
e_bloc: Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo100 Corgo1 Corgo1 Corgo1 I'll take it
NotCainNorAbel: Pride500
Dog_of_Myth: I'm a solid B- personally
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AnderKryst: Cheer1000 #CamSupportBits
e_bloc: third pack pivot
Dog_of_Myth: !venga
LRRbot: Somebody! Help! IT'S COMING! THE BUS IS COMING! SOMEBODY DO SOMETHING!
sssshafer: So much fun!! Thank you guys!!
invickthus: Magic stops for no one.
Diabore: do we have ppr news yet?
NotCainNorAbel: I disagree, Adam is top 5% good person
Mr_Horrible: LUL
BatenicYork: This is a good chat, for sure
invickthus: This is an Adam appreciation post.
KeytarCat: We aren't shit, woo!
MegaDosX: WOW
Dog_of_Myth: wow
Diabore: FUCK
e_bloc: lrrWOW
niccus: incredible
BatenicYork: LMAOOOO
Mattmitchell45: Noooooo
Oreo1369: Damn
MegaDosX: Who the fuck says that to someone?!?
Kadenus: twitch chat moment
TheWriterAleph: heh
ReachW: Wow
KWardJenx: ha!
ArcOfTheConclave: wow
invickthus: Brutal
NotCainNorAbel: Thanks for the pep talk
thraximore: umbral4KEKW
Amentur: Damn
Melfina__: ooof
ancientspark: MAN
MrSarkhan: Why would someone say that?
Mr_Horrible: to be fair, from what we know of Adam's current routine that sounds accurate
Oreo1369: Ouch
RetroHibiscus: Probably the workout tbh
Lawblades: friendly reminder that you look miserable stranger
RetroHibiscus: Yeah accurate approximation about the workout
Mr_Horrible: this man dies every day
RetroHibiscus: More commiseration than bm
Mr_Horrible: and is reborn
Ukon_Cairns: "thank you for your contribution"
BrowneePoints: Bleeding out the eyes? Adam is a Trivium song?
Thefluffiestguineapig: I apparently look like I'm planning a murder when I really do weights
invickthus: Shamble out of that place
TheWriterAleph: LUL lrrADAM
MegaDosX: 49?!?
Micsig: Like a fighting game player telling you you look cheap
niccus: just go there every other day
Thefluffiestguineapig: Michael Phelps?
NotCainNorAbel: You gotta scan on your way out
MegaDosX: What a madperson
Mr_Horrible: it's like blood doping but for gym visits
saucemanon5medals: Damn Adam figured out my scam
BrowneePoints: Gotta Peacock for your Instagram
Thefluffiestguineapig: 28 is very high percentage
e_bloc: thats just twins
TheWriterAleph: in a ROW?
Diabore: thats a swipe on the and a swipe on the out, guaranteed
freshmaker__: Multiboxing the gym membership
Oreo1369: Hold up 49 days a month?
RetroHibiscus: 49? Do they sleep there?
MrPipboy3000: If you're at the gym 49 days a month, you better work there!!
BrowneePoints: Ya Gotta Peacock for the 'Gram Cam
Diabore: 3 times a day
Thefluffiestguineapig: 49 is roomates sharing a membership
Simonark: Gym employees who keep forgetting their keys to the gym at home and only realizing it when they get to work don't go to the gym 48 times
loufghyslaufey: Am feeling guilted now....
Mr_Horrible: Adam's gonna tear this shit down
Veshnikard: Leave after every set
Dog_of_Myth: Break the system Adam!!!
nyoomgoom: do it
nyoomgoom: 100% get 'em
Thefluffiestguineapig: Break it down!
MillerDark: Just give a gold star to everyone who comes in every day in the month
TheMerricat: @thefluffiestguineapig this.
MillerDark: Why 1st place
hb8u: baki character
Mr_Horrible: the only locomotion they have is swiping the card
Thefluffiestguineapig: Chat will help you plan this if you want
KeytarCat: My brother sure did the swipe thing. made work pay for it because you have to sign in for work to pay
dougma: It is likely a 75yo retired person doing low impact tai chi
thanzo: ty for the stream!
Thefluffiestguineapig: I know there are already google sheets for other things, plotting Adam's take down of his gym's membership system sounds delightful
Oreo1369: What month has 49 days
Thefluffiestguineapig: @dougma That once a day, then water aerobics and once a week jazzercize
invickthus: β€œYou look miserable”
ReachW: @Oreo1369 Decembruary.
Diabore: @Oreo1369 i imagine you can swipe more than once a day
Oreo1369: Dam.
BrowneePoints: Stray Gods looks AMAZING
Oreo1369: Ahh
Simonark: If you can afford a house in Tarkov, why would you return to reality?
BrowneePoints: it's a BIG High Budget Musical RPG
Diabore: like swiping on the way in and on the way out
Thefluffiestguineapig: I am so excited for Stray Gods!!
Thefluffiestguineapig: Especially with Heather and Ian at the helm
Thoufeux: bro Adam looks huge
ReachW: Stray Gods gets heavy, would recommend CWs for that one.
BrowneePoints: Adam IS huge
Oreo1369: He's like 8 foot ?
Diabore: jackbox!
Oreo1369: Pot
KeytarCat: Draw ants online for several hundred people
Thefluffiestguineapig: Also those of us who regularly attend the Seabats home stream for real remember the gym attendence takedown, I have hilarious ideas
Simonark: All ant streams are just a celebration of colonizers.
DoodlestheGreat: Yay jackbox!
BrowneePoints: it was all the European Coffee
BrowneePoints: made him REAL on time
MegaDosX: Oh my god
KeytarCat: How do you order the items?
Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat I'm excited, at a base level it will be nonsense and depending on the players it can go up to NONSENSE bold and underlined and itallics
midnightcurryjazz: avatar battle!
BrowneePoints: they announced a TMNT Soulslike too Last Ronin
Kaaosa: $15/turtle yeah
BrowneePoints: with THQ Nordic
Kaaosa: wild
Thefluffiestguineapig: Like Old Man Logan but with TMNT?
Mattmitchell45: Sessions, the Skateboarding game has TMNT DLC
BrowneePoints: I THINK they said it's a Soulslike
MegaDosX: Dooooooooom!
Thefluffiestguineapig: That sounds odd but theoretically good
Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, it's not
shendaras: Those poor children
Juliamon: Did you not see Poop Simulator this week, Paul?
shendaras: The bushes will never be the same
Diabore: new hotness coming next
Thefluffiestguineapig: Academic Simulator might be more dire than Hands of Doom
DoodlestheGreat: Given all the toilet troubles, Education Sim WAS The Hand Of Doom.
Diabore: put put incoming
BrowneePoints: My Friendly Neighborhood is a decent Let's Nope choice!
BrowneePoints: or At Dead of Night
KeytarCat: A spoopy game, then some poopy games!
invickthus: Grappling with a capitalist hellscape, the scariest game
Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints The full version is good!
BrowneePoints: Marvel Champions is actually REALLY good
Diabore: how many years have you been trying to play this?
Juliamon: This is either the third or fourth attempt
BrowneePoints: it's been a year ago
Thefluffiestguineapig: @invickthus I do that all the time, I come here for fun scares not creeping existential dread about my coming inability to pay all my bils
BrowneePoints: I THINK the first attempt was like July of last year
Diabore: iirc wasnt one sloted for IMMEDIATELY after lockdown?
Thefluffiestguineapig: What faction are you playing?
Oreo1369: Who's coming
Diabore: like within days of the shutdown?
Thefluffiestguineapig: !schedule
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nyoomgoom: this time, the game will spontaneously clip through the floor into the core of the earth the moment it's set up
Thefluffiestguineapig: @nyoomgoom All the paint with un-thin itself and the miniatures will be indistinguishable
nyoomgoom: πŸ’―
KWardJenx: Nice
Dog_of_Myth: Nice
ReachW: nice
MegaDosX: Nice.
DeM0nFiRe: o/ lrrHEART
Dog_of_Myth: lrrSHINE lrrSHINE
MegaDosX: Thanks for stream!
KWardJenx: Thank you for the brilliant Stream. Huge success.
seance_knowles: and one follow from me! woo
Oreo1369: Love the
MegaDosX: Later everyone, take care
ReachW: Thanks for the stream, team! lrrSHINE lrrSHINE lrrSHINE and good time zones, chat!
Oreo1369: Night night 🌚
loufghyslaufey: "Weh" Am?
Thefluffiestguineapig: Off to bed before taking care of kitties at the shelter tomorrow! Fun stream!