Crossing the Streams || Jackbox

  Sarah_Serinde: Did you first use your prime sub the same day you started your prime subscription? I know prime can be wonky but also it'll be a full month since you used the prime sub, which might not line up with billing
ihlendrax: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: mic 5
 airylan: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
 Mazrae: !advice
  LRRbot: Parry everything.
 Mazrae: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Well, You died.
ihlendrax: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always going left.
 airylan: !goodadvice
  LRRbot: At this time of year?
 Mazrae: Whelp I parried everything but died
 KeytarCat: !findquote parry
  LRRbot: Quote #7061: "I am a Parry God in a faithless world." —Cameron [2020-07-16]
 Brozard: !searchfortreasure
  LRRbot: You find: a Potion of Healing!
 Mazrae: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: an unlimited number of bones
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Dude I want one of those for real
 Brozard: Everything's coming up [Potion of Healing]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Fall into the hidden sewers.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If you're doing that the infrastructure needs seriously overhauled
 IbunWest: 
  Juliamon: it's been a good day... Trader Joe's had the umami rice crackers back in stock after three months
  Juliamon: it felt like years
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey those have looked good when I've seen them
 PharaohBender27 paused  's Olympic mascots video to tune in for Jackbox
  Juliamon: they're so good
 Manae: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (0s from now).
 Mazrae: !next
 PharaohBender27: *pauses
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I tend to be there mostly to trawl for gf bagels that aren't frozen horrors
 Manae:  
 Fruan:   
  Juliamon: oh that's a mood
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bravo Mazrae, you did the thing!!
 PharaohBender27: You have this down to a science, @Manae !
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 BigDaddyBland87: My sub can now drink!!
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 PharaohBender27: Wait
  Juliamon: Whoever didn't get the LRRbot cooldown whisper is the true winner
SpaceBattery subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 45 months!
 SpaceBattery: let's goooooooo!
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 PharaohBender27: Which one got it? Manae or Mazrae?
 NewtyNewts: Time for Jack-in-a-box!
 Mazrae: Was it me or manae or both
 Manae: I don't see a pending whisper tonight
 GapFiller: Thefluffiestguineapig PharaohBender27 tbf how many of us made that same mistake w/ two such similar usernames right on top of one another
 Mazrae: Neither did i
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is like the Bolas and Ugin rematch no one wanted. Again
  Sarah_Serinde: I saw Manae's come in first
 PharaohBender27: A tie!?!?!? 
  Juliamon: It's a tie
  Juliamon: I declare it
  Sarah_Serinde: But maybe they were so close together that LRRbot didn't even have time to figure out a whisper 
 Manae: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Hey, Juliamon is ultimate authority
 Mazrae: I'll take it, good job @manae
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 NewtyNewts: Oh well, I guess nobody wins then...
 Manae: A pleasure working with you this evening
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also a tie in this chat is the best possible outcome
 PharaohBender27: @NewtyNewts No, everybody wins!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real
 DigitalSeahorse: 
LeeshaJoy: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Crossing the Streams (The LoadingReadyRun crew join hands (sometimes from the comfort of their homes) to play some video games! Game: Jackbox Party Pack) at Mon 05:00 PM PDT (2m ago).
 RockPusher:   
 PharaohBender27:  !
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 SymphonicLolita:  
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 airylan: 
 BigDaddyBland87:   
 They_Are_Alyx:     
 baltimore_667083: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 PharaohBender27: Oh I bet I know which game we're starting with 
 BigDaddyBland87: Let's box some Jacks
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 NewtyNewts: Oooh, is that Trivia Murder bgm?
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 Natimus_Prime: What's in the box? Comedy!
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 SymphonicLolita: time for the Jock Box Party Pox!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yesterday  said he would likely be at the moonbase because of the heatwave and not wanting to set up the couch
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 PharaohBender27: 814 Gotta jack that box!
 fastlane250: oh snap
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  MrPhlip: Ten! More! Years! Ten! More! Years!
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 Mazrae: Is tonight jackbox night?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Both of which are totally valid reasons
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 HbombAndFriends: Jacking the Box
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 SpaceBattery:   
 NewtyNewts: Jerk Berks Perty Perx!
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 PharaohBender27: Holy crap we *have* hit the full decade!
 kusinohki: meows
 SymphonicLolita: @MrPhlip   
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 Dog_of_Myth: Jack that Box!!
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 control_rig: Sounds like we're starting with murder hotel?
 Sage0fMadness:   decade alert  
 kusinohki: excited for Jill Crate!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts I really want a Swedish Chef game now. You get prompts from other people, have to chef-ify them and then someone else cold reads
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 nupaladinace: Yay Jackbox!
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 Gekyouryuu: I DON'T know jack, but they sound nice
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  Juliamon: yeah I think 10-years started last week
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 TheDangerWaffle: Can’t stay but y’all are great
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 DigitalSeahorse: I should have started cooking dinner earlier   
 NewtyNewts: @Thefluffiestguineapig That sounds like LRL segmeent idea!
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 azidbern95: ooooo... a full 8-stack tonight!
 PharaohBender27: Bloop bloop
 raulghoulia: beep beep
 Arclight_Dynamo: Bloop bloop
 SymphonicLolita: bloop bloop
  MrPhlip: beep bloop?
  Juliamon: Whose Masto is unmuted?
NimrodXIV: bloop bloop
 NewtyNewts: blip blip
 control_rig: Bleep bleep to you too game
 Darleysam: Mastodon!
 DiscordianTokkan: Bloop Bloop goes Mastodon
 Fruan: Damn it, I thought that was me. Got me again.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Paul our intrepid tech host?
 GhostValv:   
 SymphonicLolita: bloop? bloop!!
 coachNelly: we're officially blaming james
 laikagoat: 
  corianderd: these bleeps are for you chat!
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 Metalupis: many months
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 Arclight_Dynamo: Ah, the half-bloop indicates they locked it down. 
 bytecaster: Some bloops? Just for us? You shouldn't have
 azidbern95: #blamejames
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts I've had a few but I don't know how to submit them in a way that is useful and not just obnoxious
Orxolon: yeeeyyy
  Sarah_Serinde: I was wondering why my notifications sounded louder than usual 
 NewtyNewts: ty for giving us blips!
Orxolon: Jackbox!!!
 GhostValv:   
A_Dub888 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 107 months!
 A_Dub888: Jack that Box!
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Orxolon: !players
  LRRbot: Today's players: Heather (P1 Blue), Cori (P2 Orange), James (P3 Green), and Ian (P4 Red)
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 alikaoz: Who are we boxin' tonight lads?
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 kusinohki: sounds very eyezmaze (tonti?)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The BLips! The Blips!
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 spinebustertee: 52 months? Why that's a whole year!
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 emberBecky: they are good blorps
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 SmithKurosaki: Is it time for my midlife crisis?
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 NewtyNewts: @Thefluffiestguineapig I think this chat may be being watched atm
 ShaneLeeAtk: Bleeps and Bloops
Orxolon: @LRRbot ok,still Falltower ascension
 sydnius: 
 NonUniqueGuy: Starting out with murder I hear
  mowdownjoe: I hear murder!
JadedCynic: *cracks knuckles*
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 NewtyNewts: @Orxolon Downpillar Accession?
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 SymphonicLolita: the jaunty sounds of murder
oldmanglasses: painting these nails shall wait!!!
Orxolon: @NewtyNewts xD
 sydnius: !findquote murder
  LRRbot: Quote #1584: "I also like cuddling and murder." —Kate [2016-01-15]
JadedCynic: yup, that sure sounds like That Hotel
Orxolon: leeet'sss gooooooo
DideRobot: LRR: Time to Cross the Streams! Tonight we're playing Jackbox! https://twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun (has image) | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/110890702622091663
yoshiminun: heyooo guys. my second jackbox stream after sooo long. sooo excited
 NewtyNewts: Oh, that kooky hotel...
 Brozard: wooooo welcome back
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 iiieye: 2 to go
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Brace for Nonsense!
sheqesi subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 64 months!
 sheqesi: Jackbox time!!
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 alikaoz: It's been like a year since I got to jack 'n' box with the best Canadians. But I have tomorrow free, so lessdoit
 LordZarano: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 KeytarCat: @NewtyNewts inverse is Rising Bunker: The Fall
JadedCynic: oh hope you have even more fun than last time @yoshiminun !
 eric_christian_berg: Gotta pause Graham. Still have 1/2 hour of Olympics lore left.
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 abaddon2501: Jack that box!!!
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 wordmogul: BoxJack!
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Texan_Reverend: Happy to be catching Jackbox right at the start today!
Orxolon: hellooooooo
 PharaohBender27: Ahoy-hoy!
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Oreo1369: There should be a dubstep of that song
 TheWriterAleph: hello!
 DigitalSeahorse: hehehehheh
yoshiminun: @JadedCynic Yes absolutely
 SymphonicLolita: cage'd yet again
 iris_of_ether: 
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex is Caged 
 MyrddintheWizard:  
 NewtyNewts: @KeytarCat And the reverse is Uplift: Tear Down the Totems!
 BigDaddyBland87: Graham is back!
Oreo1369: Hello wonderful people
 EricTheOrange: dat aborj
 PharaohBender27: @DigitalSeahorse 
 OldUncleDan: Hey!  G-Money escaped from Europe!
 ButButTheJesus: I see the Nic Cages are out in force
 Sage0fMadness: Alex's shirt 
Orxolon: our boy
 Sage0fMadness: it's back
 NewtyNewts: Rage in Nick Cage
 SymphonicLolita: woooo
 DigitalSeahorse: aeiou
  mowdownjoe: Brbrbr
 tidehollowcat: woooo
 A_Dub888: aaaaaaaa
 hurricanealpaca: 
 saucemaster5000: wooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh, I wonder if Jimmy Carter will make an appearance
 PharaohBender27: I see  is playing from the Rhythm Cafe
Orxolon: oh no is a robot
 Metalupis: and playing for the first time, Nelson
JadedCynic: nelly's a bot!
 paronomasiac042: oh, boy, i'm glad i'm here for nelson's first jackbox game
 emberBecky: oo we hear
JadedCynic: Chat heard Matt
  Sarah_Serinde: Yeah we hear Matt
 fiftymcnasty: we can hear Matt
 azidbern95: we can hear Matt
 Sorator13: Matt definitely made noise that WE heard
 ButButTheJesus: we heard him
 GhostValv: skill diff
 NonUniqueGuy: Sweet, Nelson's first time playing Jackbox
 DiscordianTokkan: We heard Matt yea
 MAPBoardgames: JAK BAX!
 BigDaddyBland87: So what president do you think will be the running joke tonight?
frogomb: Nelly's background is FIRE
 MAPBoardgames: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
 NewtyNewts: Chat heard it!
 Heckhoundbolt: we heard Matt
JadedCynic: discord PLS
AzaleaCloud: Well well well, lookit this, we have 8 gamers. A full ochogamer~ 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Discord said nah
 Brozard: "noise" filtering
 RockPusher: Matt too powerful for Discord
KBKarma subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
 KBKarma: Wooooo, 11 x 3 months!
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 eric_christian_berg: Harding!
 alikaoz: Graham! You made me watch like 2 hours of Olympic lore, and I was one of those folk that wasn't even aware of these "Winter Games"
Texan_Reverend: !patreon
  LRRbot: 2736 patrons for a total of $20,977.99 per month. https://www.patreon.com/loadingreadyrun
 Dog_of_Myth: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 bytecaster: Me?
 NewtyNewts: @AzaleaCloud Octoludonists
 MAPBoardgames: I am somewhat responsible for this.
Texan_Reverend: !youtube
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VinylMinty: I hear Grahams kid
 DigitalSeahorse: thants
 Diabore: is the pluggin not working or just not on?
VinylMinty: iin th ebackground
Garfman314: i'm here!
NarishmaReborn: t. hanks
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 NewtyNewts: It's in, Diabore, try refreshing?
 RockPusher: 
 Sorator13: @VinylMinty more likely one of Nelson's, I think
 Metric_Furlong: !store
  LRRbot: LoadingReadyRun has a store! You can buy Shirt, or Sleeve, or Playmat, or Pin, or Other! Check out https://store.loadingreadyrun.com/ for the full catalog.
 Sorator13: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also is there a shild and/or kitteh in the background?
 EricTheOrange: just ya know look at it
 PharaohBender27: @VinylMinty That would be  's kids, actually.
 ButButTheJesus: its... its a store.
Oreo1369: Why.....
 coachNelly: those are my kids. you're welcome
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 raulghoulia: great
 bytecaster: Ominous
DaxStrife: Effective advertising.
Tempest2097: At The Moment
JadedCynic: jackbox plugin is here for me...
 LordZarano: !reprint
  LRRbot: Fangamer is reprinting their first six Desert Bus tees! Preorders close 15 August, so don't miss this rare opportunity to own some of the coolest, most comfy tees ever to advertise a bus! https://www.fangamer.com/collections/desert-bus
 DigitalSeahorse: !alex also
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 bo_brinkman: ono! Ads! Argh!
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 wordmogul: …foreboding
 GhostValv: D:
 Brozard: Thank you Nelly
 fastlane250: Observe the merch
  Juliamon: There will be something new, eventually, and you never know when
Oreo1369: Oh no Beej
 Sorator13: store dot loadingreadyrun dot come - there's nothing there!
VinylMinty: Oh. Is that i saw his bar move more than yours Nelly
EvilBadman: Desert Bus reprints close AUGUST 15th at 9 AM PST
 sydnius: nice shirt color Beej!
 PharaohBender27: D:
yoshiminun: i got excited as soon as i heard the trivia murder party music XD
 spinebustertee: Nelson and I shop at the same part of Old Navy
 Heckhoundbolt: Oh Graham put out an Olympics video today
 EricTheOrange: @LoadingReadyRun are you planning on re-stocking the hoodies?
WardsarTheWriter: 404 Room Not Found
 Brozard: uhhhhhhhhh
 NewtyNewts: Uh oh!
AzaleaCloud: Beej, how does this keep happening to you?
JadedCynic: who be host?
 DigitalSeahorse: kiddies in the bg
 RockPusher: Beej murdered pre-game
 Metric_Furlong: sad_trombone.wav
 GhostValv: nope
 NonUniqueGuy: I have seen this happen before for Jackbox.
 bytecaster: We lost the Beej!
 Fe1ix66: They already killed Beej?!
 JessKay: pardon
 Thefluffiestguineapig: BEEJ
 SymphonicLolita: beej.......
 NewtyNewts: Beej has a headache
 DigitalSeahorse: pfft
 Sorator13: BEEJ
JadedCynic: Beej!  Join the audience! 
 iarethel0ser: No escape.
 HbombAndFriends: 404 Beej Not Found
 ButButTheJesus: beej wat
  MrPhlip: I'm not addquoting that
JadedCynic: d'awww
Pteraspidomorphi: Hey, so many people
 EricTheOrange: manh speriod
TristalMTG: Is Alex drinking Vernors?
 sydnius: 0xDEADBEEJ
 saucemaster5000: For saying that, Beej now has to play all positions
 Brozard: Just realized that Beej is at the office and not at home
yoshiminun: hooray
  Juliamon: EricTheOrange When there's enough interest via 'notify me' signups
JadedCynic: 
 NewtyNewts: MrPhlip sadly I can't add it either 
 Dog_of_Myth: IAN
 CaptainSpam: join usssssss in the audiencccccccce...
AzaleaCloud: IAN
 GhostValv: 
 DigitalSeahorse: a blank
izzetraichu subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 46 months!
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 KaleidoscopeMind: just steal a bullet
 Sorator13: I see we're starting punchy today
 e_bloc: I'd definitely take one in like a  foot
Oreo1369: Hear that beej you got people that care about you
Calaban161: Alex has been Caged
 DigitalSeahorse: the bullet is nude
YeomanAres: What wouldn't ian do nude?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh with plate carrier I would take those bruises
JadedCynic: I'd take a bullet for beej, in Tarkov
 Heckhoundbolt: Well, we know who is willing to die for Beej
  mowdownjoe: Does Alex always wear that Nick Cage shirt now?
JadedCynic: I'd take a 20mm
 loufghyslaufey: Does,  play?
 GhostValv: you're an airsoft 
Orxolon: xD
 PharaohBender27: @mowdownjoe Because it's amusing?
 paronomasiac042: i'd gain a flesh wound for most people
 Brozard: Number...Seven with a bullet
 SquareDotCube: I'd take a bullet from Beej if he's holding a piece of paper with a bulleted list
 Metric_Furlong: @mowdownjoe only when he's in a Cage match
oldmanglasses: obama means family? and family mean no one gets left behind
nyperold: I do kind of like this game, but I have reservations.
 jamesk902: I would take a bullet, in the sense that I would pick it up and carry it away.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You're a maximum power paintball
 NewtyNewts: I'd take a bullet... out of the box and hand it to you
 Brozard: Is the overlay not working?
 kusinohki: I might take a BB pellet for beej...
yoshiminun: im in.....
 LordZarano: ELTR
Orxolon: the audience kit doesn't work?
DaxStrife: ELTon Ron
 BrowneePoints: I just remember Whiskey Tango Foxtrot
 SkylerRingtail: This lemur agrees: Trans rights!
 loufghyslaufey: Yes! This funny manor one!
 KBKarma: Looks like it so far.
 terribleplan: It is
Oreo1369: Anti-Material rifle for gram
JadedCynic: yep
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Malkmaven1176: Jackbox Time!
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 Heckhoundbolt: Correct
 Arclight_Dynamo: "I might not take a bullet for you, but I sure would take a pilcrow."
  MrPhlip: Electric Light Transport Rectifier
 EricTheOrange: chat we must re-claim our crown
NimrodXIV: BUTTS
 korvys: Or both, for big cheats
Pteraspidomorphi: I like to use my second monitor
 UnknownFriday: E'ltr? Isn't that a thing from Name of the Wind?
 PharaohBender27: Yeah but the plug-in hides some faces, so I always opt for my phone
 KBKarma: Why is Jordynne's hair levitating?
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 rraawwrrimabear: Hello
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ashteranic: Remember when we used to answer them?
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 EJGRgunner: I've been here for 69 months. I have to say, it's been a pretty nice time.
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 DigitalSeahorse: lol
 Dog_of_Myth: Let's go chat. Go for that W
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @UnknownFriday Or the Witcher
 DigitalSeahorse: no calls pls
WardsarTheWriter: Having to talk on a phone is terrifying.
 Brozard: Eupore Loves Tricky Riddles
 ButButTheJesus: a phone call?!?! AAAAAAAHHHHH
 NewtyNewts: Fight with a li~ife
lady_olynder: God remember when phones were corded
 loufghyslaufey: I wish they could rebrand it as Trivia Manor Party; a parody homage to the haunted mansion?
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, I wanna take them
 Its_VeeBot: Come on, pretty mama
 NewtyNewts: 
 DigitalSeahorse: aruba?
Tempest2097: No idea
 ButButTheJesus: no clue
 PharaohBender27: @lady_olynder Vaguely
 SymphonicLolita: oooo I wanna take ya
 A_Dub888: CGP Grey don't let me down
 UnknownFriday: Wasn't expecting that. Dang.
 saucemaster5000: oooo i wanna take ya
  Sarah_Serinde: If the Twitch extension isn't working for you right now, try refreshing
AzaleaCloud: Swerve, it's Montego.
 loufghyslaufey: stupid 4th wall dialogue
 tidehollowcat: I know this one because of the World Baseball Classic.
 e_bloc: it's not kokomo??
 baltimore_667083: i look at maps for fun this is too easy for me
 blip2004: oh damn, who else played that old Sony pirate mmo
 Metric_Furlong: don't make us look bad, chat
JadedCynic: Barbados 
 PharaohBender27: Oh DAMMIT I chose the wrong one 
 l0gin4me: I know this one, I think
 NewtyNewts: No putting answers in chat anyone, the players can see it
 public_key_reveal_party: huh, TIL I guess
JadedCynic: o/
Oreo1369: I can't read the code
 Heckhoundbolt: I guessed as well Matt
 BigDaddyBland87: I guess good
 loufghyslaufey: Weh?
 Metalupis: Lateral clips on tick tok have taught me many things
 Metric_Furlong: Horner's Cornered
NimrodXIV: and how many people are singing now
JadedCynic: @Oreo1369 ELTR
 Brozard: Can't not hear that song and think of Adam
  Sarah_Serinde: The room code is ELTR
  MrPhlip: @Oreo1369 ELTR
Oreo1369: Thanks
 Diabore: welp ians dead
 KBKarma: I'm guessing Jordynne has a fan going?
 DigitalSeahorse: real
 NewtyNewts: Uh oh, Ian probably knows a lot of good passwords
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 public_key_reveal_party: Good start
 RockPusher: Would one want to be haunted by Ian…
 GhostValv: weeb 
 public_key_reveal_party: brbo
 e_bloc: 100% chance ian tried 'jizz'
 BigDaddyBland87: don't pick butt
 Sorator13: BLPA, nelly! Easy!
 Metalupis: zeta
 loufghyslaufey: Yea  . Two 1s & ONE 0
 Brozard: GNDM
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RockPusher Depends, does he have his murder with him?
Darth_Litigious: JAZZ
 MadWolf1290: wordle back before wordle
 RockPusher: KBKarma Jordynne's hair just does that naturally 
 public_key_reveal_party: good word
 saucemaster5000: I once put "fart" when playing this with friends and it was guessed instantaneously
 PharaohBender27: The heck is a tare?
 DigitalSeahorse: yay
 KBKarma: @RockPusher Ah. Magic levitating hair. Gotcha gotcha
 Brozard: Gluf?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @PharaohBender27 Zeroing a scale
Artificer_Evan: onyx next time
 EricTheOrange: glup shitto
 Sage0fMadness: @PharaohBender27 good one
 HbombAndFriends: RIP 
 NewtyNewts: Glurp?
 Diabore: this one feels impossible to win as the player
 JocelyneAnne: A+
Tempest2097: Hello!
JadedCynic: hhehehehehehehe
 miniMacGuru: A tare is kind of weed? At least in olden time english.
 BigDaddyBland87: Game on!
 KeytarCat: Speaking of being set to zero...
 UnknownFriday: Twice, right?
 Dog_of_Myth: We are many
 ButButTheJesus: the whole frickin game
 MAPBoardgames: We only did it once
frogomb: When is more Glurp?
 Brozard: @Artificer_Evan or oryx
 airylan: let's go audience. We can win this!
 EricTheOrange: how many times have we won?
 Sorator13: 
 PharaohBender27: It's happened twice, and we've been chasing that high ever since!
 DigitalSeahorse:  pressure?
JadedCynic: we don't have to WIN, we just spoil their attempts
 Arclight_Dynamo: The zappy nipple.
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 chrysaliss: hwuh
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 Its_VeeBot: It's what plants crave
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I believe it's the 1.21 Jigawatts
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: Like the dancing kind
WardsarTheWriter: Moderator Band is the next show our mods are putting on for us.
JadedCynic: isn't it?
 DiscordianTokkan: It's what I crave too
Artificer_Evan: @Brozard yikes
 DigitalSeahorse: electro
 public_key_reveal_party: I studied physics for 2 years, I really hope I didn't get it wrong
 GDwarble: The moderator band is when everyone with a sword learns to play the Sousaphone
 KBKarma: Assault and battery.
 DigitalSeahorse: lyte
 blip2004: Wouldn't these be parts of a cell? batteries would have multiples
 EricTheOrange: Li+
 ButButTheJesus: ayyyy
JadedCynic: 
 NewtyNewts: How many gigavolts are stored in a battery?
nyperold: I hope someone has written anode to batteries.
 DrLigmaPhD: Shalomy my homies! We all jacking our boxes?
patrick_stonecrusher: Hey mods, if you started a band, what would you call it?
 CaptinOfBeez: the battery is the powerhouse of the cell
  Juliamon: patrick_stonecrusher A mistake
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JadedCynic: chooses multi-bladed sword
 Brozard: Yakicori
 TheWriterAleph: 
JadedCynic: 
  Sarah_Serinde: @Juliamon 
 Sorator13: 
yoshiminun: stabby stabby
patrick_stonecrusher: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeet!
 DigitalSeahorse: wooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeet with the goal of Kobe
 JessKay: gottem
ANeMzero: three mugs: she/her, he/him, cool sword
 Its_VeeBot: Is it just me or is [REDACTED] really loud compared to the entire stream?
 NewtyNewts: Lots of dodging!
 PharaohBender27:  
 ButButTheJesus: ayy i guessed right
ashteranic: helps that there was only 3 swords.
 Diabore: chat in 3rd
WardsarTheWriter: At least it was a classy sword.
 KBKarma: Killed until they die of it.
  Juliamon: (that said, I don't think Lamb is an active mod but he's in actual bands)
 loufghyslaufey: It was medieval before mettle was cool!!
 Tangsm: Never thought of "dying by the sword" as involving cowering in a box.
 TheMerricat: 3rd place chat, keep on the pressure
 Sorator13: Does "getting stabbed in a box" qualify as dying in battle?
 PharaohBender27: Educated guess here
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's from that book
ashteranic: ugh, i remember who used it. i don't remember when
 DigitalSeahorse: 1986
 NewtyNewts: I'm guessing this one
 e_bloc: I've seen this meme
Orxolon: @ButButTheJesus i'm 100% guessing right so far and i'm scared
 kusinohki: die by the sword, live by the sword?
 DigitalSeahorse: wild guess
 EricTheOrange: what year did the selfish gene come out?
 Brozard: 1976 IIRC
JadedCynic: it's older than you think - the word existed before the internet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What that one guy people don't like wrote
 KBKarma: Nah, it was before Dawkins.
 Fruan: I know which book it was in, but I don't recall the publication date
 Nuurgle: @Sorator13 counts as fighting for your life
 Its_VeeBot: Chat, no guesses in chat!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's Dawkins
 NewtyNewts: They're talking about maymays.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He coined it
 BrowneePoints: yea Memetic
 KBKarma: Oopsies.
 PharaohBender27: Got it!
JadedCynic: 
 Brozard: bing bong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Close
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 DigitalSeahorse: ah
 Metric_Furlong: chat, c'mon
 ButButTheJesus: oop
ashteranic: whoa earlier than i remembered.
 GDwarble: Yeah, it was Dawkins in the '70s
 KBKarma: That was my first impulse.
 saucemaster5000: ayyy, I got that one
 underhill33: total blind luck on my part
 public_key_reveal_party: @Sorator13 I mean, I think you could argue that given the game around it
 laikagoat: 3 for 3
 Gekyouryuu: @sorator13 I think it counts as a sex act
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I knew it was that or 86
AzaleaCloud: Nah, "meme" has been around forever.
 Sorator13: @Gekyouryuu 
 DiscordianTokkan: F
 Brozard: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh jeez
 Diabore: bye nelly
ForOhForError: was a technical term for a while
 JessKay: rip nelly
JerryEris: Math!
 DigitalSeahorse: 3 years before me me
 Chatstone: yay math!
 airylan: I thought it was the 60s, ah well. At least hte audience doesn't die.
 NewtyNewts: Whoops, rip
 Its_VeeBot: Math! Math! Math!
 GhostValv: wew math
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Where's Serge
 l0gin4me: rip
 loufghyslaufey: then bloc, bruh!!
 Tangsm: Math, so retro.
 CaptinOfBeez: math, not even once
oldmanglasses: NOT MATH!!!
 Nuurgle: Math is back...in POG form!
JadedCynic: o7
 BigDaddyBland87: math never left
 Darleysam: math is back! In  form!
Artificer_Evan: oh shit math
Plasterboard: when did Math leave?
 ButButTheJesus: maffs
 DiscordianTokkan: Jesus, Beej and Ian
 DigitalSeahorse: dingdingding
 Sorator13: beej pls
 DrLigmaPhD: Math is recursive, here's the proof
ashteranic: booo
 KBKarma: JEBUS BEEJ AND MATT.
 loufghyslaufey: Booo
 SymphonicLolita: C-
 PharaohBender27: Wow, murder guy, that was real tortured
  mowdownjoe: BEEJ YES
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh jeez, Beej is doing really well
 Brozard: mediocre
 e_bloc: two birds, pi stones
 definenull: whoah matt!
 MrQBear: but you get money for each math
 EricTheOrange: chat, I unironically enjoy doing math problems. I think my brain is weird.
JadedCynic: "I'm doing my part *everyone laughs* "
AzaleaCloud: Beej and Matt are actively stabbing Nelson with numeral 7s.
 DiscordianTokkan: HAHAHAH
 MadWolf1290: but not doing math doesn't get you money
oldmanglasses: sorry I bet you died Nelson
 SymphonicLolita: 
 NewtyNewts: wut
 DigitalSeahorse: wat
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 Sage0fMadness: 
  Juliamon: !clip
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Orxolon: wtf!?
 GhostValv: 
NimrodXIV: pfft
 Brozard: Math is homophobic, Alex
 nickthecatbear: hahaha
 loufghyslaufey: weh?
 Dog_of_Myth: Be Gay, Do Math
JadedCynic: rofl
 TheMerricat: 
 saucemaster5000: lmao
SytYoshi: ?
 BigDaddyBland87: uhhhh
 Pinwiz11: This Math Gay takes exemption
 baltimore_667083: 
 underhill33: 
Tempest2097: 
 NewtyNewts: !clip
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 definenull: there are 2 types of gay
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I almost did a spit take
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: I don't think the math works out there.
 Pinwiz11: Math Gays unite
Orxolon: good question,next question XD
frogomb: Being innumerate is the same as being illiterate and not a joke
 BrowneePoints: Matt, Most Furries are also gay and run the Internet. They can do Math
ashteranic: I feel like your sample size needs work, Matt
 ButButTheJesus: buh
 ladyjessica: Math gay!
 public_key_reveal_party: @Pinwiz11 woo yeah woo
DoodlestheGreat: Math: Not Even Once.
 OldUncleDan: Turing was a math genius!
 BrowneePoints: wait, does that mean the two types of gay are "Can't do Math" and "Furry"?
 SnackPak_: oh tricky game
 RealGamerCow: Green means go
 MAPBoardgames: Same as on boats
NimrodXIV: I also thought white
 NewtyNewts: Uh oh, I just saw the answers.
 TheMerricat: Shatner
oldmanglasses: boat rules baby!
  Juliamon: BrowneePoints Works for me
JadedCynic: navigational lights on the wingtips
 blip2004: ah yeah, my 7 years of working at an airport come to nothing again
 saucemaster5000: Nelly is the terror at 5000 feet
 Fruan: Damn it. Are planes the opposite way around to boats? I don't remember.
 airylan: green means grass
 definenull: i don't think they are mutually exclusive
 ButButTheJesus: chewing on the flaps...
 Brozard: Oh geez, I haven't thought of this in 25 years
 TemporallyAwry: !findquote plane
  LRRbot: Quote #7533: "My head is a plane and I am the pilot." —RebelliousUno [2021-03-16]
 loufghyslaufey: or in the airline, I'll bet?
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/FaintSilkyWaffleBIRB-K6XbibsXEohAh6zR
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SlipperyHappyWitchWow-HuXHsr2v3Q98Ym2I
 Brozard: dang it, flipped it
JadedCynic: 
 definenull: why is it the opposite ofships D:
 underhill33: yesssss
 BigDaddyBland87: got it!
 NewtyNewts: Yup, got it reversed.
 ButButTheJesus: flipped it
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/PlayfulLazyChimpanzeeChefFrank-EmGQEk4HgTximMY3
 l0gin4me: darn it, I got it backwards
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Brozard Same
 FadedOasis: Red on right, sailor's delight
 CaptinOfBeez: https://clips.twitch.tv/FreezingGiantAlpacaOSkomodo-R92D5He_hSbMpcgL
 SnackPak_: red = right is the only reason I got that
DoodlestheGreat: @BrowneePoints No, there's also "anime yaoi"
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/SmokyTenuousRavenRaccAttack-Wia-E35wj4qtry4v
 KBKarma: https://clips.twitch.tv/AntediluvianTacitShingleDuDudu-OwvRc9zRe6cSfXvF
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/DifferentFrozenNikudonBatChest-bTu-4LCiXE2Da3CK
 DrLigmaPhD: Gays can't math or drive but can run a group like a dictatorial genius, Lesbians can... well you know the tropes, Bisexuals are wildcards
Orxolon: i'm honest to God 100% so far,even the deaths,what the actual f***!?
JadedCynic: go cori, get number higher - beat the others
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So much vengence
 Diabore: shit i bet cori to die
 Brozard: WOW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes!
 GhostValv: D:
WardsarTheWriter: High roller!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Got it!
JadedCynic: same diabore
 NewtyNewts: Top tier rolling!
JadedCynic: 
 JessKay: skill issue
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 loufghyslaufey: Oof?
DoodlestheGreat: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Did beej add his sneak attack?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is accurate Ian
 Sorator13: 
 BigDaddyBland87: Haha
 Brozard: If you're bi, you divide by 2
kilnfiendpotter subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 18 months!
 kilnfiendpotter: 18 months? That's more than halfway to gestating a baby elephant. Here's to many more!
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 Metric_Furlong: all stereotypes are made-up, Alex
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 DrLigmaPhD: I am good at poker and roll well in DND
NimrodXIV: ez
 NewtyNewts: I did a school talk on this one!
MeadyOchre: Adam appears to be sitting normally in their chair, so they can't be bi
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know this in English and Spanish!
 Diabore: oh clocks, i read something different
Meltalar: maybe Alex should play Baldurs Gate 3 with the rolls
 terribleplan: gg ez
 BrowneePoints: Actually Alex, Bi people DO get to affect Probability. It's our super power @LoadingReadyRun
 kilnfiendpotter: Excuse me did someone summon me with Surrealism
 e_bloc: I either know this or I'm totally misremembering
 ButButTheJesus: ooh I remember this from 10th grade Spanish!
 MAPBoardgames: Melty McClock Face
 Scarbble: ez clock
 Rytel: If my tabletop times are any indication, yes, bi people are bad at dice
 Gekyouryuu: Crazy clocks
 BigDaddyBland87: windmill slam
 kilnfiendpotter: No we cant
 Decaped: The Persistence of Memery is a different painting.
 SymphonicLolita: I hate that painting for irrational reasons
Oreo1369: What the hell
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 PharaohBender27: Got it!
 JessKay: HA
 RockPusher: 
 Brozard: ALEX
 Metric_Furlong: got'em!
 Heckhoundbolt: damnit
ForOhForError: hey
 BrowneePoints: we can't sit in a chair proper but we get to affect Probability
WardsarTheWriter: I guessed it right!
 KBKarma: Hoo ah!
yoshiminun: yaas
 SnackPak_: we're learning so much tonight
 BrowneePoints: it's the trade off
 Sorator13: 
 Dragonality: Ok, calling me out
 public_key_reveal_party: Jordynne we love you
 Rytel: We CHOOSE not to sit in a chair properly, thank you
 KBKarma: Oh yeah.
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 definenull: oh no
 NewtyNewts: double-clip
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @SymphonicLolita Boo, art theory jokes
 Azralorne: And trans men really like pizza
NimrodXIV: sorry Alex
 ButButTheJesus: sleepy foot curse here
JadedCynic: good luck!
 LordZarano: Bi's can't sit straight
 merciary: Am Bi can confirm sitting normal is impossible
 Brozard: @Azralorne to be fair, who doesn't like pizza
 public_key_reveal_party: Wheeler isn't here so they have a chance
 SquareDotCube: You're fortunate Wheeler isn't here
 spawnofhastur: @Azralorne who doesn't like pizza though
ANeMzero: Transfemmes can double-jump, trans mascs can shoulder tackle through walls, by our powers combined we are metroidvania protagonists.
 SnackPak_: that good good ASMR
 Azralorne: Hahaha
 EricTheOrange: well Wheelers not here to destroy everypne else
Oreo1369: Wheller was a boss at this
 kilnfiendpotter: I live in a neighborhood with a lot of queer femme folks, there's Suburus everywhere
MeadyOchre: Alex, please complete this bisexual captcha: What do you feel about the cast of The Mummy (1999)?
 DrLigmaPhD: I am currently lounging on the couch like a Victorian gentleman with many "friends" of many genders. Feeling my bisexuality
 BrowneePoints: @ANeMzero because Samus is Trans-cendant
 Azralorne: I just know trans men took on the pizza guy from that tower game that came out recently
 KBKarma: Ah Ian with the clicky clacky keyboard.
 TheTekkieman: Richter can take care of the "uplifting" part for sure.
 Scy_Anide: Do you get disqualified for correcting "less" to "fewer"?
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 Dog_of_Myth: hahahah
JadedCynic: 
NimrodXIV: lol
 NewtyNewts: 
 KeytarCat: I'm more of a magical girl trans girl
 control_rig: WOAH
 Brozard: 
 public_key_reveal_party: 
 definenull: HAHAHA
Warstratigier: oh my....
 ButButTheJesus: AAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 kilnfiendpotter: Hahahahaha
 fastlane250:   
 TheWriterAleph: gottem
 gsyhiap: 
 control_rig: Woah woah woah
oldmanglasses: 10/10!!
 BigDaddyBland87: You got served!
DaxStrife: Newsteam, who dis?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @KBKarma He could bludgeon someone to death with his keyboard
JadedCynic: you KNEW it would be shown, right? 
 PharaohBender27: 
 RealGamerCow: Well done
 PuddleOfWeird: SASSSSS
Oreo1369: Damn
epsilon_vee: o7
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is amazing
 Pinwiz11: Does that count as a potential quote?
 loufghyslaufey: Who got called out!?
 Malkmaven1176: at least he's honest about it
 BrowneePoints: or Redrum Redrum Redrum
 Dog_of_Myth: hahaha
 spawnofhastur: Power of bisexuality
 GhostValv: gottem
 public_key_reveal_party: I have no mouth and I must scream is also a good opener
 Brozard: "Whether we wanted to or not, we've entered into war with the Cabal..."
 azidbern95: skill issue?
 Crad0k: jesus jordynne
 PharaohBender27: Windmill slam
lackingsanity: well thats easy
 KBKarma: Oh, that's easy.
 definenull: oh.
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/BetterProductiveStapleLeeroyJenkins-GIraHIbbJfLokj6s
 SnackPak_: I'd try it
 RealGamerCow: Holy easy
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Got that one before the choices made it onto screen.
 e_bloc: huh this was super easy
 paronomasiac042: put it in my mouth
 ButButTheJesus: no clue
 MyrddintheWizard: Same G
 kilnfiendpotter: Make it Ukrainian Vietnamese and that's my child
 Simonark: That exists! There was one in Kensington Market in Toronto
 saucemaster5000: chimichurri injera would be great
 BrowneePoints: I've had Gyro Dumplings and Duck Tacos!
MeadyOchre: Soup Soup
 jellybean57: the real answer acually sounds super good
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I want to try three of these
oldmanglasses: IAN!
 public_key_reveal_party: Ooh I love injera
 DrLigmaPhD: Goulash pho sounds banger
 eric_christian_berg: I've had duck confit tacos. Local food truck did them one November.
WardsarTheWriter: Good cover, Ian.
 SymphonicLolita: mmm...goulash pho....
 Scarbble: i'd try basically all of these yeah
 BrowneePoints: I've had Gyro Dumplings! they are really good!
 Metric_Furlong: @kilnfiendpotter you child runs a resteraunt?
 NonUniqueGuy: I have had Thaimex fusion
jazzelves: https://clips.twitch.tv/ElatedGoodPenguinBCouch-rNuiUcW5rWy86JNk
 JessKay: I want goulash pho
 paronomasiac042: like, pho with a tomato base?
 kilnfiendpotter: I...don't want the correct answer
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/LightPluckyWrenchFeelsBadMan-_UyED5iRKHPHw14p
 Metric_Furlong: Graham, it's your time
 NewtyNewts: Aaand IDK
 kilnfiendpotter: No, she's just biracial
 Arclight_Dynamo: The real answer is never. It's only rugby sevens.
 iris_of_ether: https://clips.twitch.tv/MiniatureVibrantVelociraptorBloodTrail-EKS7MgRgeVL1wNi0
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, they needed to up the violence quota
 kilnfiendpotter: Fusion but human
 Brozard: Some of those are winter years
 DrLigmaPhD: When did we regognize lesbians as a nation?
 Crad0k: must have been removed
 Welbog: It was 2023
JadedCynic: wait, women's rugby is in the olympics?
Orxolon: Graham you were working on Olympics
 public_key_reveal_party: Was there a women's rugby mascot graham?
 HbombAndFriends: Relatively new
 A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/BlazingAwkwardAsteriskCharlietheUnicorn-mageNW7xMhYrC2Zp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
Tempest2097: Last... MONTH?!
 ButButTheJesus: yep, saw that on the twitter
 kilnfiendpotter: Alex has the appropriate amount of rage
 KaleidoscopeMind: blood is more expensive i guess
Pteraspidomorphi: Finally failed one
 control_rig: Alex...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Testing women's products is dumb
haltben2514: They do rugby sevens i think
 Sorator13: ALEX
 ButButTheJesus: alex. yes.
 spawnofhastur: Ragu, like what Chuck Tingle uses to write on napkins.
 KBKarma: @kilnfiendpotter I saw that today. It's so *so* stupid.
 the_walking: adam?
 aiamethyst: cori, show off all those art skills you've been working on
 Thefluffiestguineapig: People are so uncomfortable with anything to do with female bodies
AzaleaCloud: Welcome to Can't Draw Horses Club! 
 SymphonicLolita: yesss I love this one
MeadyOchre: Definitely going to be a penis in this drawing
 DrLigmaPhD: Rag-oo is a very bad name for pads
 kilnfiendpotter: Blood is more expensive than blue water
DaxStrife: How are you feeling this month? Heavy, super, chunky, garlic and basil?
 RockPusher:   
JadedCynic: ah, cori has so much practice
Meltalar: draw a horse
 SnackPak_: 
 SymphonicLolita: cori nooo
 DiscordianTokkan: Cool 3!
 MAPBoardgames: If only one of them has a weekly art show?
 A_Dub888: How do you tattoo a disembodied voice?
 definenull: can't draw cool s club
 Welbog: Cooleaf
 Nuurgle: LL?
oldmanglasses: YES DOG!!!
 Simonark: But how else will you convince REALLY stupid people half the population make blue liquid happen?
 HbombAndFriends: I thought Alex said “cool ass”.
 Darleysam: sweet ear of corn
WardsarTheWriter: It's the earthbadge.
 Diabore: salvaged
 fastlane250: an leaf
 alikaoz: cool stab
 SnackPak_: Cool S is done, now we draw cool Js
 kilnfiendpotter: A feather?
 Brozard: It's a blade with a paper sheath
 Robot_Bones: Cool S with a GUN
oldmanglasses: CLEARLY A
 SymphonicLolita: it's wheat
 damn_i_am_pretty: Metapod?!
 Tangsm: It looks like you tried to turn a cool S into a shiv.
AzaleaCloud: Chrysal S
 MadWolf1290: next "Cant' Draw Horses Club"- how to draw a Cool S
nyperold: Cool... chevrons?
 chrysaliss: Me?!
 DrLigmaPhD: Robot Dong (uncut)
 Brozard: Is that elven bread?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Chrysal-S.
bearrier_: thats a cool looking leaf
 Verrain2: metapod
 BrowneePoints: that's the end of Ivy's Whip Sword from Soul Calibur
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It's a sheath for a knife with a leaf pattern because they are a ranger
 Heckhoundbolt: So how is Can't Draw Horses Club going Cori
 SymphonicLolita: 
 PharaohBender27 sees what  did there
NimrodXIV: ouch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: SAVAGE
 NewtyNewts: goodby
 ButButTheJesus: owee
 Welbog: Accupunkt
 Diabore: CHATS FIRST
 Dog_of_Myth: Tied for first chat
 tidehollowcat: We're in second!
 NewtyNewts: Just the designs!
AzaleaCloud: Here lies Cori. Cause of death: Couldn't draw a horse OR a cool S.
 Arclight_Dynamo: Benjamin Sisko!
 KBKarma: I actually know this one!
patrick_stonecrusher: A sandwitch
 Brozard: Russel Crowe
 DiscordianTokkan: ME
 paronomasiac042: definitely olaf
 RockPusher launches into The Confrontation
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This group will know this
 SpaceBattery: i know this one!
 BrowneePoints: Game. You could've put Russell Crowe. That would've been funny
Orxolon: That video is awesome
 coachNelly: carmen sandiego
 NewtyNewts: I misread that last one as Oglaf...
 KBKarma: I finally watched Les Mis a few years back.
WardsarTheWriter: A pig.
 public_key_reveal_party: New g video is very good
 Welbog: @Arclight_Dynamo I understood that reference
 DrLigmaPhD: BTW G, video slapped
 saucemaster5000: @BrowneePoints this
 underhill33: 7s
 Arclight_Dynamo: That's rugby sevens, yes.
 Sorator13: @coachNelly yes
DreamyPants: 7s probably?
 kilnfiendpotter: Calix!
 VorlonScout: Rugby sevens is quick
 korvys: sevens
 mercano82: Is it bad I k ow the answer to this one because of DS9?
 DiscordianTokkan: Ah, so, 7s
 BrowneePoints: The game 100% should've put Russell
 OldsCool: 7s
 Master_Gunner: Oh yeah, I love Rugby 7s
 eric_christian_berg: Certain Death Rugby.
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Welbog That's twos of us! 
 NoxStryx: And here is the mascot with a gun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @saucemaster5000 ^^
 Fruan: Now I want a Les Mis/Unfortunate Events cross over
 iris_of_ether: For chat's reading pleasure: Javert. http://www.harkavagrant.com/index.php?id=288
YeomanAres: Father fo a murdered son husband to a murdered wife
MeadyOchre: And I'm Javert, I'm I'm, Javert
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 BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter DON'T REMIND ME OF MY HOT DESPARKED BOYFRIEND!
 UnknownFriday: Okay, where is Fagin from?
 RealGamerCow: Oh man I wish I could pick the feed for the olympics
 HbombAndFriends: @mercano82 Me too
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 SymphonicLolita: and I'm javert!
 ButButTheJesus: ayyy lucky guess
 eric_christian_berg: Oliver Twist
LeeshaJoy: DO NOT FORGET MY NAME
 BrowneePoints: Fagin is Oliver Twist
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean a round of show jumping is normally over in under 90 seconds
 kilnfiendpotter: Fagin is from Oliver Twist
 DrLigmaPhD: Ligma balls
 fastlane250: wow are we going to make it through all 10 rounds
 Welbog: "It's Santa time!"
 Brozard: aw crap
 DiscordianTokkan: I ONLY know 7s because my Highschool was big into both Rugby AND Blood Bowl
 BigDaddyBland87: EZ
 Thefluffiestguineapig: MOVE BITCH
DreamyPants: It's because 7s is so exhausting if you play for more than 20 minutes you want to die
lackingsanity: 7 minutes per half
 DigitalSeahorse: dash
Orxolon: aw fuck
lackingsanity: easy to remember
 Welbog: Then he totally Santas out
 DrLigmaPhD: YEET
 UnknownFriday: Thank you.
 Simonark: "God's Made Up And Children Are Scum!"
 BrowneePoints: @kilnfiendpotter Lit/Theatre Nerds Unite *highfive*
frogomb: 7s is better, just like in BloodBowl
 AnbuADRV: "where's my hammer?"
Garfman314: bowl full of jelly
 emberBecky: oo wait..
 KBKarma: Santa Domingo!
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Up up and away!
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Purchase Coca-Cola."
 Brozard: I played myself
 NewtyNewts: Then he said It's Santaing time
 MAPBoardgames: 50/50 got me
 Nuurgle: if you like quick sport matches, check out kabaddi
DaxStrife: He says "OH YEAH!" and bursts through the wall.
 WiJohn: He santa'd all over that house
MeadyOchre: Jackbox doesn't let me join with a VPN on 
 EricTheOrange: one of the reindeer was cupid?
 l0gin4me: oh, I may have made an error
 spawnofhastur: Does Santa have a Stand?
 BigDaddyBland87: Where's my coke....a-cola
 KBKarma: Oh whoopsies.
 BrowneePoints: Dasher Dancer PRancer Vixen Comet Cupid Donner Blitzen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EricTheOrange The only canonically female one
 public_key_reveal_party: Jordynne!
Warstratigier: "MUSH" *whip crack*
 KBKarma: Oooo. Final round.
 MAPBoardgames: 50/50 shot and I blew it
 DiscordianTokkan: Why is Santa wavedashing?
Orxolon: and it sounds like the scatman while falling down the stairs
 DrLigmaPhD: I saw mommy pegging Santa Clause...
 NoxStryx: Ooo, the jackbox integrated audience kit is on mobile now?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
 BrowneePoints: i got to remember them for bonus points on a quiz in like 2nd grade
 Brozard: @spawnofhastur [Silent Night]
Tempest2097: @DrLigmaPhD Oh my.
 Simonark: I don't want to sit through Reindeer Games either
TheDailyMapleSyrup: nothing ominous here
 definenull: rule 1: do crimes
 PharaohBender27: OBEY THE RULES
NimrodXIV: be gay do crimes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt's powers activate!
nyperold: Do you know Olive, the other reindeer?
 Sorator13: @Fruan death!
 Diabore: will we have no life people?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this PEMDAS but with murder?
 BrowneePoints: also the last 2 Reindeer are literally named Thunder and Lightning
 KBKarma: Matt, do worser!
 KeytarCat: Holy shit its an autism stress nightmare
 BrowneePoints: cuz of the Odin thing
 AnbuADRV: Beej is an excellent rule follower. Probably a fed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Diabore I know it can happen
 Natimus_Prime: Rule one: read all the rules before doing anything
 Brozard: GO MATT
 definenull: wow matt
oldmanglasses: DAMN MATT!
 Arclight_Dynamo: Wow, Canadians are (mostly) great at rules!
WardsarTheWriter: Now that's a broken heart.
oldmanglasses: appaluse!
 GDwarble: Soon will be the time of no rules, the fimbulwinter
 Brozard: like in real life
 A_Dub888: Matt "I love pressing buttons" Griffiths
 DrLigmaPhD: Gay who can do math and doesn't do crime???
 PharaohBender27: Now's our chance, chat!
 Rytel: Matt, you're supposed to be gay AND do crimes
yoshiminun: XD
drroxorphd: Let
 azidbern95: deep cut Nelly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Matt apparently has all the skill points
akatarli: lets go chat
 GhostValv: D:
 OldUncleDan: Coach with the random Survivor reference!
 thmanwithnoname: rude
drroxorphd: Let's go ghosts!
 NewtyNewts: Most money gives you the head start
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I remember he won last time too
 Simonark: It's a marsupial
Tempest2097: A bat at the dentist
 EricTheOrange: numbat?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, of course it's australian
 Arclight_Dynamo: I do NOT like the numbat's tongue.
 PharaohBender27: Let's GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
 spawnofhastur: They look like an Australian squirrel.
 Metric_Furlong: they have weirdly big tongues
 Brozard: Like the muntjac
WriterRaven: jarkbarks?! I only just noticed. Hi friends!
 definenull: wow
 SquareDotCube: does it evolve into a wombat?
AllenTheEpi: Always with stripes? Or just possible stripes?
 AnbuADRV: Saul the Wider
 DrLigmaPhD: I want one. His name will be Admiral Francis
 TheAwkes: What if a squirrel was also an anteater?
WardsarTheWriter: Saul "Gotta call"
NimrodXIV: I mean technically
 definenull: if they aren't they are now
DoodlestheGreat: Too late...
 spawnofhastur: Numbats are friends.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheAwkes But there is an anteater that lives in trees
 MAPBoardgames: I really need a good sump pump in my lower septic
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 BigDaddyBland87: I know at least one
 DrLigmaPhD: I know 2 for sure
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 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know one
 Fruan: Finally, a chance to use my degree
 Brozard: heckk
 loufghyslaufey: What's even in the darkness, bro?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I hated these
 KBKarma: I BELIEVE IN A THING CALLED LOVE.
drroxorphd: Ancient Cat and Youthful Rat 
 BigDaddyBland87: wow I got that
 Sorator13: I really want to see the whale and the quail\
 ButButTheJesus: can i embrace the darkness
 kilnfiendpotter: So how's everyone doing today?
 DrLigmaPhD: The Great Dictator is his most famous spoken role and banger monologue
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They weren't complex enough for me
 spawnofhastur: It's the precursor to Hot Skitty on Whailord
 BrowneePoints: Quail are NOT flightless
 AnbuADRV: I'm happy to die for Matt to escape, gay solidarity
 underhill33: PRC or ROC?
 BrowneePoints: they are ground nesters
drroxorphd: Definitely China
 PharaohBender27: @kilnfiendpotter All right. Trying to stay cool (heat wave in the PNW)
 loufghyslaufey: If no one else gets out of here alive, then how do players keep coming back? 
 KBKarma: @kilnfiendpotter Doing OK. But it's basically bed time, and I was doing pretty badly for the rest of the day.
 BrowneePoints: but they fly
TristalMTG: Hold up, didn't afghanistan just change theirs
 tidehollowcat: No that's Finland
 mercano82: Blue and white is Finland.
oldmanglasses: finland is blue & white
 korvys: That's finland, Cori
 Arclight_Dynamo: I mixed it up with Denmark.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I'm happy for Matt to escape and tell the tale
 Nuurgle: cumulonimbus
 Brozard: very cromulent
AzaleaCloud: Finland is a blue cross on white, Sweden is a yellow cross on blue.
 DrLigmaPhD: My glandz
 Fanklok: @spawnofhastur you made me drop my drink
AzaleaCloud: Norway is the red/white/blue one.
 LithelyUnshod: Ceruminous is earwax
 ButButTheJesus: yayyy got it
 Sorator13: Finland isn't real!
 Sage0fMadness: Finglannd
 TotallyNotaBeholder: I thought the finnish flag was just white and black checkers
 DiscordianTokkan: FinGland dom
 spawnofhastur: @Fanklok hope it didn't spill on anything important
 Decaped: James would get this one.
 Simonark: Finland is that gland that isn't in Scandinavia but everyone thinks it is
  Juliamon: Where's our groin vaults, game??
Angreed66: James just learned one of these
 AnbuADRV: Ionic, Doric, and corinthian
  Sarah_Serinde: We just learned about one of these on James's stream today 
nyperold: Thanks, MySims Kindgom!
NimrodXIV: hello everyone from James' home stream
WardsarTheWriter: Natalie Dormer's a roof?
 KBKarma: Haha! I got it!
 Brozard: They're called fingers, yet they don't fing
 EricTheOrange: ok chat who knows roof shape names?
 LadyAiluros: We just talked about this on PaC this morning
 SnackPak_: I love a good dormer
 Sage0fMadness: 
 definenull: oof
 Arclight_Dynamo: If this roof's a shakin', don't come a... makin'?
 SquareDotCube: Dormer in the streets, shaker in the streets
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: We were just teaching James about Dormers this morning.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Isn't Finland finland finland where I want to be
 Diabore: we can win this!
 loufghyslaufey: Minecraft has those?
 definenull: oh yes
 ButButTheJesus: OMG 
 kilnfiendpotter: Tiny Jordynne just running through her mind palace, riffling through architecture books
 LurkerSpine: oh no
 loufghyslaufey: oof.
VinylMinty: well this is easy
Pteraspidomorphi: oh no
 LurkerSpine: ggs
NimrodXIV: ugh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No idea
 Scy_Anide: (At time of writing)
bearrier_: overwatch 
 CodeIndigo: speaking of lesbians
 definenull: suddenly everyone is a gamer
 public_key_reveal_party: sigh
 LariatWest: it ends here
 Sage0fMadness: Jordynne 
 BrowneePoints: I can't afford to buy any of these
 Metric_Furlong: well, Jordynne wins
 KBKarma: And Jordynne escapes!
 PharaohBender27: Ah, so close!
 kilnfiendpotter: I tried playing Overwatch, but it made me motion sick
 SymphonicLolita: 
 GhostValv: dang
 Dog_of_Myth: GG
 SnackPak_:   
drroxorphd: Nice one Jordynne!
 Simonark: Overwatch is Valorant made by awful people, right?
JadedCynic: Pepperidge Farms Remembers Overwatch
 EricTheOrange: aww we woulda won as well
 GhostValv: ggs 
akatarli: nice
NimrodXIV: gg Jordynne
 DiscordianTokkan:  
JadedCynic: congrats!
 Sorator13: GG!
 ButButTheJesus: AYYYYYY
Garfman314: we were close
Tempest2097: Congratulations on your first win!
 PharaohBender27: Congratulations, Jordynne! 
 Brozard:   
 sydnius: ggg
 AnbuADRV: 
prince_infidel:    
 DigitalSeahorse: Deep Rock Galactic!
 loufghyslaufey: most of us shoulc get this- what? B e t r a y a l  lawl....
DoodlestheGreat: Yay Jordynne!
 kilnfiendpotter: Heck yeah Jordynne!
 DrLigmaPhD: Power of Lesbianism
nyperold: Completely guessed the Overwatch one correctly.
bearrier_: ggs
 A_Dub888:    
Ukon_Cairns:  
WardsarTheWriter: Thankfully we're ghosts and can't feel explosions.
 BrowneePoints: @Simonark Valorant is Counter Strike but Good
yoshiminun: congrats jordynne
 MyrddintheWizard: GG Jordynne!
Meltalar: Numbats are very cute!
 Brozard: I lived, bitch
 LariatWest: Matt was the Russell Hantz all along
Oreo1369: GG Jordyne
 DiscordianTokkan: Oof
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/TriviaDeath2Game/50624087425b374ba0bfaf38ceb0073e/
 kilnfiendpotter: Flawless Victory!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The powers of the queers combine!
  mowdownjoe: Wow, Matt.
  Sarah_Serinde: 
 DiscordianTokkan: (To the rent comment, I mean)
 Nuurgle: time for Trivia Murder PartB?
JadedCynic: YES
 spawnofhastur: man the overwatch 2 steam reviews are amazing
 BigDaddyBland87: meow
Oreo1369: How
 FofoATL: so good
 jessieimproved: one of my favorite JB games
 LithelyUnshod: I see you Jordynne
 kilnfiendpotter: Weird cat time!
 laikagoat:  
Pteraspidomorphi: One of the best
 Sorator13: roblox oof noise.wav re:matt
 Dragonality: So you've split into several rooms?
Meltalar: can we just talk about, how cute numbats are
 paronomasiac042: oh, nice! i love being present for nelson's first time playing split the room!
 Crad0k: you could see the regret as it was happening
 ButButTheJesus: oh
 DrLigmaPhD: Rit the Spoom!
 PharaohBender27: Oh I heard that this is  's first time playing this game! 
 SymphonicLolita: don't worry about it
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Oreo1369: Spoons
 PharaohBender27: 
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 SnackPak_: memes from the old internet
 DiscordianTokkan: Hah!
 JessKay: abuse of power!
lady_olynder: I just realized we we have a full 8 stack
 KaleidoscopeMind: too powerful
 Sage0fMadness:   
WardsarTheWriter: Jordynn's immune to the highlight reel.
 MadWolf1290: hello highlights?
 ButButTheJesus: TIL
 loufghyslaufey: What? But I thought  did that....
WardsarTheWriter: Jordynne*
 DiscordianTokkan: Nya
Oreo1369: Rats
 JessKay: nyalex
 RockPusher: Kitty!
Garfman314: nelly, i'm jealous of your shirt
 Brozard: YUP
 Sage0fMadness: Did Graham say Night or Nightmare
 DigitalSeahorse: not even a mouse
 NewtyNewts: That took a while for LRRbot to catch up
Calaban161: @Sage0fMadness Night
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What??
 DiscordianTokkan: I'm jealous of both Nelly AND Alex's shirts\
 DigitalSeahorse: kitty ears!
NimrodXIV: never heard that version
 public_key_reveal_party: That is a shockingly dramatic line
 BrowneePoints: I still love how Donner and Blitzen are vestiges from the Odin Lore
 CodeIndigo: And I love that Alex is wearing The Mantle of the Glorious Visage
  Sarah_Serinde: @loufghyslaufey I'm not sure Heather ever has. Cori did it for a while before Jordynne took over, and Kate used to too (but Kate might be before your time)
A_Dub888: https://clips.twitch.tv/LaconicDarlingPanFUNgineer-M3lGQpWi2wkffs1l
 MAPBoardgames: We got it all
Oreo1369: BRRRR
 ButButTheJesus: i heard it!
 korvys: We heard them all
 Arclight_Dynamo: The extended passage about union-busting for the sake of Empire never gets remembered...
 Heckhoundbolt: So being violently slammed into to the roof?
Orxolon: name of the poem?
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/SavageResilientPeachImGlitch-6gh41Nog47Cd5To4
 GhostValv: what were we talking about?
 EricTheOrange: we heard it
 Darleysam: was fine on stream
 kilnfiendpotter: So 80 miles an hour?!
 LurkerSpine: Chat heard you fine
 DiscordianTokkan: We heard Graham, yea
 public_key_reveal_party: @A_Dub888 you are the real MVP
 NarwhalsInATrenchcoat: we heard 100%
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Going to put laundry in dryer as fast as possible BRB
 kilnfiendpotter: Shit Santa, tone down the speed on those reindeer
 paronomasiac042: god's peed?
 LithelyUnshod: Henry Rollins did a killer recording of it
Oreo1369: Your Great Graham
 Dog_of_Myth: Reindeer got to go fast
 Brozard: Yeah, hurricanes, ONLY 880 mpg
Orxolon: ooohhh i know it as twas the night before christmas
 Brozard: *mph
 BrowneePoints: Two of the Reindeer are literally named Thunder and Lightning
 BrowneePoints: so they are VERY fast
 Gekyouryuu: God's done WHAT?!
Orxolon: thanks
 kilnfiendpotter: Reindeer swirling around like iguanas in a Miami hurricane
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/ThoughtfulStrongPlumageTF2John-uNpfvRKj98V4R4IJ
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 Dog_of_Myth: hahaaha
 fastlane250: 
NimrodXIV: HA
 Sage0fMadness: 
 TheWriterAleph: 
 SnackPak_:   
 DiscordianTokkan: Hahahahahah
 JessKay: bowel-shaking???
Tempest2097: 
JadedCynic: 
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
Oreo1369: Da fuk
 e_bloc:   
 GhostValv:   
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DoodlestheGreat: 
 ButButTheJesus: hwat
 Brozard: amazing
 korvys: and 100% reason to remember the name
 NewtyNewts: Godspeed to you, gifter, up high in the sky, May your coming be swift as your reindeer do fly
 BigDaddyBland87: I'm must have forgot that part
 PharaohBender27: Is  's mic rattling?
 SnackPak_: art!
drroxorphd: He's going for speed!
WardsarTheWriter: Someone lay down a beat.
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 BrowneePoints: oh yea Beej is having some Crackles
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 xantos69: 50 Bits.  Beej you hero.
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 mercano82: Bookmark that for a December LRL bit.
Oreo1369: Santa is high as a kite and coming for your mother
 PharaohBender27: D:
 DEATHlikescats: Yay jackbox!
 NewtyNewts: oh boy Steam
  Sarah_Serinde: Steam why
 azidbern95: Speed Racer is such a great movie!
 Scy_Anide: That sounds like Steam.
 definenull: steam pulling a windows
 DiscordianTokkan: Oh Steamn
 SnackPak_:  steaam
JadedCynic: thanks VALVe
 TheWriterAleph: gdi jack
 GhostValv: thanks steam 
drroxorphd: I must update! NOW!
 Sage0fMadness: gotta make the highlights
 Metric_Furlong: Steam is bad and should feel bad
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 DigitalSeahorse: or this one
 RockPusher: Steam detected Beej had filler material to use
 DigitalSeahorse: !alex
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 BrowneePoints: yep. Beej is the one with the crackling mic
 KBKarma: Hey, you guys should talk about the carbonation systems in your home!
 A_Dub888: Beejster Eggs
 DigitalSeahorse: or AlexSteacy on etsy
oldmanglasses: oooooooh the checkout button is so tempting
 NewtyNewts: I've got another tab opened to see what isn't going to show up on the Highlight Reel!
 ButButTheJesus: click all the things!
 azidbern95: everyone excited for the Wilds of Eldraine Preview Show tomorrow?
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AzaleaCloud: https://clips.twitch.tv/ShinyEnthusiasticHippoBudStar-nJ_qHIvB2bwmBHu6
 bytecaster: What cool new ARG is this?
EvilBadman: Now featuring "Pay as you exit!"
 kilnfiendpotter: OMG I did that once and then two weeks later some shirts arrived!
 KBKarma: Oh yeah, there it is.
 PharaohBender27: Like a thrum
JadedCynic: Steam: "Oh, you just exited the game you're playing - I can update now, you DEFINITELY don't want to start ANOTHER game so soon...."
Tempest2097: Nope, still there.
WardsarTheWriter: It accents his voice nicely.
Oreo1369: Nope
 Arclight_Dynamo: Beej got quieter but the buzz did not.
MeadyOchre: That's just Beej's voice Paul, jeez
Pteraspidomorphi: Now it's just very quiet
 DiscordianTokkan: Sounds like a loose connection crackle
 KBKarma: @PharaohBender27 What kind of a *thrum*.
 OldUncleDan: Why isn't there a bullet train going by on Ian's background?
 Simonark: Beej's secret treasure hunt is open only to you, the special people who "Bother To Look".
 sydnius: more a digital click
 EricTheOrange: eh it's fine it's not overwhelming
 grgriffin3: Beej has been replaced by Chaos scrap code.
Tempest2097: It is a crackly buzz.
Oreo1369: Buzz
 DigitalSeahorse: quiet quiet
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 Pseudonym_Ken: I do not hear a buzz
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 kilnfiendpotter: Well, if anyone wants a TED talk about diapers, I'm right here to kill time.
 ShaneLeeAtk: A Brown Thrum?
 Simonark: Can you outwit Beej's cunning puzzles?
 KeytarCat: It's like cable noise crackle
yoshiminun: im glad i bought my jackbox games on the switch
 Brozard: It's a cross between a crackle and a sequence
 GhostValv: wowie
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 SnackPak_: robo Beej
Oreo1369: Like a plug is not pushed in all the way
 DigitalSeahorse: lul
oldmanglasses: meep morp zorp
Tempest2097: It's like the crackle you get on old records?
 Ritaspirithntr: Maybe check the cable?
 Brozard: That's Beej's radiation
 EricTheOrange: turn yourself back up beej
 BrowneePoints: loose connection? yea it's like the crackle on an old vinyl
 public_key_reveal_party: it does kinda sound like a loose cable or something
 JessKay: release
 gsyhiap: Vent the Beej!
 Brozard: I blame the cable
WardsarTheWriter: Vent gas? Y/N
 kumatsu: Harmonious Beej is the name of my ice cream chords a capella group
 DigitalSeahorse: my bet is the cable
 DiscordianTokkan: It sounds like a cable issue
Oreo1369: Unplug the plug in again
 CaptainSpam: What mic are you on, my dude?
 RockPusher: sampling rate issues on the computer side?
 KBKarma: KITTY
Tempest2097: ADORABLE
epsilon_vee: oh it sounds like usb timing gremlins
 definenull: kitty!
 SquareDotCube: twist the cable
JadedCynic: hearing a crackle - yeah, that sounds like the cable...
 Dog_of_Myth: Kitty!
 korvys: That would be my guess
 DiscordianTokkan: KITTY
 GhostValv: wowie
 SymphonicLolita: c a t
 DigitalSeahorse: kitty scrim!
oldmanglasses: AWW KITTY
 Sorator13: KITTY!
 Brozard:    
 ButButTheJesus: KITTY
 SnackPak_:  kitty
 GhostValv: nice cat
 BigDaddyBland87: kitty!
 DrLigmaPhD: I am familiar with that crackle as a cable issue
 YeetTheRich_: cool cat
 arcaneIllumination: KITTY
yoshiminun: kitty awwww
 NewtyNewts: CATPIC!
 A_Dub888: KITTY
Artificer_Evan: CAT!!
 definenull: void ball!
 DEATHlikescats: Kitty!
bearrier_: c a t
Oreo1369: YAY
 sydnius: sounds like sampling issues
JadedCynic: CAT
 Drasvin: Kitty
 kilnfiendpotter: It's my fault, I own this. I'm sorry Beej.
 TheMerricat: Im hearing poping type buzz
WriterRaven: KITTER
 grgriffin3: CATTO
TheAinMAP: 
 serramarkov: floor!
 DigitalSeahorse: that is good foto
oldmanglasses: thanks Jordynne
 ButButTheJesus: CAT SCREM
 KBKarma: Ian just got cooler.
Tempest2097: I wish for more cat facts.
 Simonark: That's a cat all right!
 TheMerricat: Like static
 Crad0k: unplug, clean plug and socket, untwist cable, try again
 PharaohBender27: 
 Brozard: nice shades Ian
 CaptainSpam: PUPPER
 Crad0k: also, kitty!
 KBKarma: DOGGY!
 kilnfiendpotter: Jordynne Catto!!
Oreo1369: Pot Cat
 NewtyNewts: PUPPERPIC
Tempest2097: Yes this is also good
JadedCynic: DOGGO!!!
 Dog_of_Myth: DOGGO
oldmanglasses: AWW PUPPY!!!
 grgriffin3: DOGGO
 Ivalenz_: 
 GhostValv: wowie nice dog
 SymphonicLolita: good dog!
Calaban161: That Cat is scared of photo
bearrier_: d o g
 SnackPak_:  Juniper
 ButButTheJesus: PUPPER
 definenull: PUPPER
ratprints: DOG
 arcaneIllumination: Doggo!
 YeetTheRich_: cool dog
  Juliamon: JUNIII
 PharaohBender27: 
 serramarkov: floof!
 A_Dub888: PUPPER
yoshiminun: aww cute puppo
 DigitalSeahorse: loggo
 CaptainSpam: KITTY
 DiscordianTokkan: Happy Dogg
drroxorphd: Happy Doggo 
 DigitalSeahorse: doggo
 inaudibledaisy: what good pets!!
 DEATHlikescats: Awwww puppy!
Pteraspidomorphi: Jackbox games!
 BigDaddyBland87: doggo!
 DigitalSeahorse: meow
  Sarah_Serinde:  
 jpost042: good dog
 Drasvin: Pupper vs Kitty
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Dog's ok. Kitty better.
 IbunWest: 
 ButButTheJesus: DOGE SCREM
TheAinMAP: 
 sydnius: KITTY
 NewtyNewts: mrrrrp
 KBKarma: I wish I had a pet of some kind.
 emberBecky: awwww
WardsarTheWriter: Is no one going to compliment Ian's cool glasses?
 DigitalSeahorse: yay
 inaudibledaisy: there's more!
Oreo1369: Animals 😻
 hatboozeparty: MORE
 DiscordianTokkan: HI BAXTER
Orxolon: premium content
 paronomasiac042: jackbox is the best stream
 SnackPak_: the best stream
oldmanglasses: YES ALL THE ANIMALS!!!!
MeadyOchre: Hunch Hunch, Wark Wark
 Pseudonym_Ken: Pet Screem
ratprints: LEMON
Calaban161: Cats and Dog
 RockPusher: Baxter looks unimpressed
 DigitalSeahorse: everyone's pets
 BigDaddyBland87: ok everyone show their animals
WriterRaven: Baxter! =D
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 raulghoulia: those are attractive animals
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh the TINY LEMON
 Scy_Anide: #TeamLemon!
 Simonark: I'm more of a bird enthusiast, personally.
 ButButTheJesus: MUCH FLOOF
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex's fanarts
Tempest2097: Such a wee lemon indeed.
 grgriffin3: This is the only Vtuber content I would ever watch tbh,
Meltalar: Jordynne, we need more of your cat content please
 public_key_reveal_party: Cori wants to be included
 KBKarma: OH HEY I SAW THAT EARLIER!
Pteraspidomorphi: I like Alex's
 A_Dub888: CITRUS
 Crad0k: angry!teri
JadedCynic: DOOM TERI!!! 
 GhostValv: goals
oldmanglasses: AND PLANTS?!?!?!? YOU spoil us!
 DiscordianTokkan: Phone Lemon, our Beloved
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
 JessKay: HONSE
gualdhar: Cori and Ian throwing their lemon party
Oreo1369: Alex wtf
 Brozard: HONSE
 Fried_Twinkie: HUGE GAINS
 fastlane250: borse
 aWabbajack:   
DoodlestheGreat: EGAD
 RockPusher: Buff Hors
Tempest2097: OH MY GODS, that horse is juicing
 BigDaddyBland87: Geez
Spades_Slicc: Cori bringing back the citrus scale
 ButButTheJesus: HOAEURS
 DiscordianTokkan: SWOLE HONSE
 grgriffin3: That horse is YOKED
Oreo1369: Swole
 LurkerSpine: that's disturbing
 baltimore_667083: SWORSE
 raulghoulia: skip leg day
 SnackPak_: a brick shithouse
 kilnfiendpotter: Ian how dare you tell her what to do with her lemon
h3rsh3yb4r: ok im gonna need a cup of that horses piss
 KBKarma:  
 TemporallyAwry: Nest time on "Can't Draw Horses Club" 
 Brozard: Someone overinflated that horse
 nerdmor: You guys made me think of "The partygame cast"
 tidehollowcat: Steel Ball Run if it was in part 1's art style
 GhostValv: 
 Its_VeeBot: @DigitalSeahorse Is it really "fanart" if it's his own OC?
EvilBadman: That horse can triple jump
 zimmercj: Swole-se
 paronomasiac042: skerble!
 DEATHlikescats: Built ford tough
drroxorphd: Looks like the bull statue from Wall Street in NY
 GhostValv: cool dog 
 Arclight_Dynamo: Doggles.
Oreo1369: Jack Horse gonna slam
 sydnius: Viva la france,
 gsyhiap: That's gotta be at least 5 horsepower
 NewtyNewts: That's not a horse, that's a house
Tempest2097: 
nyperold: It's preakness performance.
oldmanglasses: DOGGIE IN GOGGLES?!?!?
 KBKarma: So Cori can't draw horses, but Jordynne has pictures of horses.
JadedCynic: blame obs/xsplit?
 paronomasiac042: doggles!
Tempest2097: Why Taft
 aerohydra: the president?
 LithelyUnshod: Taft because it's wide?
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 LurkerSpine: beej's camera is dead
 NewtyNewts: Nope, not good.
Oreo1369: Speak beej
 korvys: Uh, we don't hear Beej at all
 SnackPak_: 
ratprints: 
 LurkerSpine: well, it was for a sec
 nerdmor: Well, the noise has stopped.
 EricTheOrange: we hear no beej
 KBKarma: Beej does not exist!
 NewtyNewts: We cannot experience Beej!
 DigitalSeahorse: Its_VeeBot yes, if it was done by someone with the handle Senenade
 BigDaddyBland87: Well if you picked Taft as the president reference for today...you win
 LurkerSpine: wb beej
 Brozard: Better?
Oreo1369: Yay
 public_key_reveal_party: Beej sounds fine now
 saucemaster5000: fixed!
 PharaohBender27: There we go!
yoshiminun: much better
 DrLigmaPhD: Beej as just inspired by the Chaplain question
 korvys: Yay! And no buzz
 EricTheOrange: ok now it worked
 Its_VeeBot: @DigitalSeahorse Ah.
 KBKarma: KEEP SHOWING OFF ANIMALS.
 Heckhoundbolt: 
WardsarTheWriter: Hurrah!
 BrowneePoints: sounds good! probably a loose connection
 DEATHlikescats: Welcome back!
 sydnius: Call Geeksquad
oldmanglasses: OOOOOOHHH
 definenull: those eyes 😍
 SnackPak_: more Juniper!
oldmanglasses: AHHHHH
Oreo1369: We all good 👍
 KBKarma: Just show animals for the rest of the stream.
Calaban161: I saw blinking Cori
 GhostValv: dang cool
 tidehollowcat: Best mousepad
 KBKarma: Cute adorable animals.
 ButButTheJesus: oh my
 SymphonicLolita: https://clips.twitch.tv/EvilEnthusiasticMomMau5-YaISstvmF9bIA3QK
 loufghyslaufey: Oh, I felt  feeling so incrediblly still he perceives the invisibility of chat.
 TheMerricat: Weebs will understand https://images.app.goo.gl/1T4vvbBkgYPf239X9
 lord_bry0n: doggy with booties
 Simonark: Ian, our Indian Ringneck's favorite torture victim is a stuffed William Howard Taft toy from a baseball game. She's gouged his eyes out, flirtingly.
Oreo1369: Beej became a muppet
DaxStrife: https://clips.twitch.tv/MuddyProductivePistachioTebowing-KKG3i72o1sltg4bZ
 Brozard: 999?
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh my goodness I love your dog Matt
 RockPusher: Thumbtanic?
drroxorphd: Doggo w/ booties!
 mrharrydresden: OH THE PUPPER HAS THE LITTLE SHOOOOES
 EricTheOrange: wait the arc detriomphe in barcelona?  I thouight it was in france?
 kilnfiendpotter: I need that noodle dog
 NewtyNewts: Ah, so like those Desert Bus bits
 Crad0k: "want some rye? course you do!"
 DigitalSeahorse: ROFL
 PharaohBender27: Alex 
 Dog_of_Myth: Alex wins
WardsarTheWriter: Thanks Alex.
Oreo1369: That nose
 KBKarma: A pet Nic Cage!
oldmanglasses: Matt, we're going to need to see the cute pupper  okpleasethankyou
 ButButTheJesus: ALEX YES
Tempest2097: That's... that's Nicholas cage.
 DigitalSeahorse: Alex's pet Cage
 SnackPak_: yes!
 NewtyNewts: Alex like a bird in a cage.
Oreo1369: Dodge
 RaklarLS: long dog
 SkylerRingtail: Does Ian have pictures of crow frens?
 JessKay: BEEJ
 KBKarma: BEEJ
 GhostValv: D:
 public_key_reveal_party: Beej?
 SymphonicLolita: why
ChargingFurret: BEEJ
 definenull: beej
 RockPusher: Good work Beej
 YeetTheRich_: thanks beej
 Ritaspirithntr: JUNIPER! 
 emberBecky: Beej why
 Dog_of_Myth: BEEJ
 PharaohBender27: 
 Sorator13: BEEJ
 KBKarma: BEEJ WHY
 BigDaddyBland87: BEEJ!!!
 DiscordianTokkan: Ooh, an Academy
 NewtyNewts: uh........
 ButButTheJesus: BEEJ NO
Tempest2097: Thank you Beej.
 inaudibledaisy: her name is junpier!!
 Heckhoundbolt: BEEJ
 kilnfiendpotter: Beej. BEEJ.
 paronomasiac042: academy? i can learn this!
WriterRaven: beej what the pants
WardsarTheWriter: Wait... good god I only just now registered what Alex's shirt is.
  Juliamon: That's the CEO of buttplug.io for you
 Drasvin: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! You should buy the fiber protection plan.
 DigitalSeahorse: shozzle
 azidbern95: and despite all his rage, that's just Alex wearing Nicholas Cage
 TheMerricat: Buuz gone!
 JessKay: oh no
 sydnius: arf,
 public_key_reveal_party: Beej out here supporting local business
Garfman314: do the credits transfer?
 DigitalSeahorse: leggy
h3rsh3yb4r: THE ONE PIECE
Oreo1369: Anime
 RaklarLS: needs more 0.5 depth animal faces
 RockPusher: leggy kitty
 Brozard: Who will be the first to put their actual pet in front of the camera?
 BrowneePoints: it's Ace and Luffy
TheDailyMapleSyrup: This is modern art
 SnackPak_: lookit that leggy
 BrowneePoints: but I can't see what's wrong with it
WriterRaven: stick the leggy out real far!
Oreo1369: Yay
 JessKay: @h3rsh3yb4r THE ONE PIECE IS REAAAAAL
 TemporallyAwry: Good Timezone! 
Oreo1369: Cake that is cat
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/GrotesqueTastyGrassGrammarKing-tgDkI7agTNulP_JD
 DigitalSeahorse: cute pizzacat
 SnackPak_: 
 definenull: i love the juniper memes
 sydnius: Bananas,
 DiscordianTokkan: I see Garfield eyes there, Nelly, Pizzacatte Confirmed
 mrharrydresden: time to forfeit all mortal possessions to juniper
 NewtyNewts: This room will be spleet
 kilnfiendpotter: Jordynne why
 ButButTheJesus: pet the juniper
 JessKay: fill this room with split
Orxolon: no game audio?
 KBKarma: Rit that sploom!
 Sorator13: Oh look, that cat looks like pizza
Pteraspidomorphi: emceezes
nyperold: It's a non-samurai pizza cat.
 LordZarano: MCZS
 grgriffin3: Bless Juniper
 PharaohBender27: @JessKay I can never see/hear any reference to One Piece without pronouncing it like that one Crapshot - "Onay Peechay"
 DrLigmaPhD: Cat Sterling is still submissive and breedable
 NightValien28: that cat has thumbs!!!!!!!!!
 CaptainSpam: "Meow.  The podcast you are about to hear is NOT REAL."
 JessKay: @PharaohBender27 belch
 EricTheOrange: I'm judging you
JadedCynic: DEMOCRACY
 DiscordianTokkan: Hryuk, Hryuck, Hryuck, spledj
 ButButTheJesus: hmmrak  hmmrak  hmmrak  hmmrak
 CaptainSpam: (yes, HFTMT fans, that IS the same voice as the Mysterious Man)
 Brozard: HFTMT?
 LurkerSpine: that dude sucks
 KBKarma: Is Beej drinking Canada Dry?
 DiscordianTokkan: Get his ass
bearrier_: YEAH NEIL JEEZ
 JessKay: @PharaohBender27 also yeah I can't say "naruto shippuden" properly anymore because of it
 kilnfiendpotter: To be fair, Neil is an ass
 Heckhoundbolt: That is a dated bit
 Arclight_Dynamo: 1
 Dog_of_Myth: 1
 airylan: 3?
 NewtyNewts: all of these are... oh my
 NonUniqueGuy: 1
 saucemaster5000: 1
DoodlestheGreat: 1
XivXiyan: 1?
Pteraspidomorphi: 3?
 DiscordianTokkan: 3?
 Sorator13: 3
 AnbuADRV: 1
 public_key_reveal_party: 1 I think is the best
 kilnfiendpotter: I have a friend who met him, and god. He is a real ass in person too.
Pteraspidomorphi: Well the 1 crowd seems more certain than we are
 Heckhoundbolt: 1
 GhostValv: 3
  mowdownjoe: 1 or 3.
 BrowneePoints: Knowing his comments from the past couple months? It's him
JadedCynic: 3
 l0gin4me: 1
 CaptainSpam: Brozard: Hello from the Magic Tavern.
 saucemaster5000: how would you NOT for 3?
Tempest2097: 3
 BigDaddyBland87: 3
 CaptainSpam: 1
Tempest2097: It HAS to be 3
 TheMerricat: Had NDT done something bad chat? I'm out of the loop.
 Brozard: @CaptainSpam Ah!
Orxolon: 1 def
 Crad0k: no, it's him, he's like that
rabbitgta: He just wants to troll you
 DiscordianTokkan: Chat is split, so both are good
 PharaohBender27: I voted 3
bearrier_: these are STRONG
 saucemaster5000: 3 willl never split
 kilnfiendpotter: I love the Key & Peele skit about him
 RaklarLS: it does feel like it's QI elves but since it's all filtered through one person, it sounds miserable
Garfman314: i like 3
 Sorator13: @TheMerricat He's just generally a dick, afaik
 LurkerSpine: 1
callmesteppinrazor: @Brozard He's a bit cringe on twitter
 KBKarma: Look Alex, cat vomiting!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 1
 Fanklok: I hear there's this new thing called Mastodon, it's like Twitter but without Neil DeGrass Tyson or Musk
TriseAlpha: who? what? kitty?
 NewtyNewts: catball
 Crad0k: he used to show up on the daily show a lot, and was always that way
yoshiminun: i dd 1
JadedCynic: I love the idle animations 
 Fruan: @Fanklok It's great!
 NewtyNewts: And then melted on again
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Tempest2097: @TheMerricat He's pedantic to the point of draining the fun out of literally any situation
 Genasi_Gaming: I'm live at the Fringe
 kilnfiendpotter: @Fanklok I do love Mastodon!
 DiscordianTokkan: Who puts the Ass in Cassandra though?
 KBKarma: No frills?
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 BrowneePoints: @rabbitgta not even just that. he's from folks who knew him, definitely "super gifted person who grew up with a silver spoon and is an a-hole"
 Brozard: I don't need the ahegao Mayonnaise
 NewtyNewts: Never heard of it
  Juliamon: TheMerricat He didn't do anything cancellable, which is probably what you really wanted to know.
WardsarTheWriter: What's the Greecian equivalent of No Frills?
 TheAwkes: TFW a well managed host who seems like a cool person gets comfortable being themselves loudly in public and you see what they're like unmanaged.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did I miss much?
JadedCynic: now if only Babel hadn't been built we could all understand each other
JadedCynic: Circle K
 PharaohBender27: @Tempest2097 He also had some sexual harassment claims against him in . . . 2019, I want to say?
 JessKay: uhhhh
 definenull: this is so cursed
 NewtyNewts: uhm
 Fanklok: @kilnfiendpotter I've seen the progress on your Jace and Vtaska piece, it's rad
oldmanglasses: in my town, there is a place still called Jug city.
 Sorator13: I-
TriseAlpha: @WardsarTheWriter "Spartan". (That's literally what the word means in common parlance)
 TheCrownedClown55: I heard megamilk?
 Brozard: Yeah, but Canada doesn't have Kum & Go
 Welbog: Ask Serge
 blip2004: Winks became Macs, became Circle K
 DrLigmaPhD: Post nut tired
 laikagoat:  
 NewtyNewts: Well Serge...
 kilnfiendpotter: @Fanklok Thank you! I finished it and will hopefully have prints soonish
 0x6772: Hm. Refactorization...?
 Jakelope13: Google, what is "a refactory period"
 Sorator13: OH I definitely misread that
 LithelyUnshod: I'm old enough to remember Winks
 Brozard: Refactoring Nelly's code base
bearrier_: back to the factory for nelly
 theamc2000: So who took jack’s box?
 NonUniqueGuy: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: teeth
WardsarTheWriter: @TriseAlpha Ah, good point.
NimrodXIV: ha
 GhostValv: D:
Angreed66: I'm dissapointed in us
JadedCynic: Nelly, we'll tell you when your kids are older 
nyperold: I'm too patient with lines, I think.
 MAPBoardgames: Sorry, Nelly. Line skipping
 JocelyneAnne: Nelly T_T
 definenull: refactory period is just coding class
Orxolon: what is a refactory period¿?
 Sage0fMadness: Hopefully if you're waiting in line a refractory period won't be a huge issue
 DiscordianTokkan: Just gotta Reload
 Brozard: absolutely
 NewtyNewts: uhhhhhhh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does it have a flared base?
 NightValien28: YES
  Juliamon: All the way up in there.
JadedCynic: I'd trust the compass to decide
 Brozard: what's its girth
 KaleidoscopeMind: does it have a flared base
 Jakelope13: Technically, if you swallow it, it would be the same thing?
 Fried_Twinkie: Like, how big is this compass?
TriseAlpha: does the compass steer you away from itself?
 BigDaddyBland87: how big is this compass?
 NewtyNewts: Does it have a strap?
 l0gin4me: every night?
 DrLigmaPhD: Is it body-safe silicon?
 A_Dub888: How big is it?
JadedCynic: tie a string to the compass first
 Creature_Comforts: So, if you have to do it every night, can you just leave it?
 AnbuADRV: Is it bigger than anything in the Bad Dragon catalogue?
 DiscordianTokkan: The Compass needs mana
 public_key_reveal_party: Can I attach it to something
 KBKarma: Yes, the compass doesn't have a flared base, but it has a chain.
JadedCynic: @l0gin4me yep
theapprenticewizard: Just like chess practice
Meltalar: sideeffect, you are always facing north during intercourse
 Sorator13: you take it out every morning, NElly
Orxolon: all the way?that might damage some organs
DoodlestheGreat: Oh, I'd stuff it in a plug and use that.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is accurate Cori
 awmcmillan: definitely concerned about the lack of flared base status
 korvys: VLC logo
 RaklarLS: just put a rope around it, it's fine
 RealGamerCow: Plot twist, it's a drawing compass with the sharp thing
 Fried_Twinkie: Are we talking handheld, or like a Flava Flav clock size?
 EricTheOrange: I assume you just have it sugricly implanied in your colon
 kilnfiendpotter: That is a perfect answer
 l0gin4me: @JadedCynic then nope
 public_key_reveal_party: both bad
 TheMerricat: It's got a chain
 GhostValv: D:
 MAPBoardgames: Anything can be a dildo(buttplug) if you're brave enough
 TemporallyAwry: I imagined a magic-8-ball, and no I hate it.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh jeez
bearrier_: f
 Sorator13: WOW
Izandai: Traffic cones do have a flared base though.
 PharaohBender27: *I* said no!
TriseAlpha: To be fair, that compass is awesome.
 raulghoulia: good split
 LurkerSpine: I voted no
SoaringDragon42: I said no
 spinebustertee: at that point that's a blender
 Tangsm: I mean, the compass would tell me if it was a bad idea to do that.
 Brozard: absolutely
 Jakelope13: That is not a downside?
 BigDaddyBland87: hell yea
 Fanklok: !findquote compass
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 NightValien28: hard pass
 Dog_of_Myth: Windmill slam
 Dragonality: Hard yes
 Fried_Twinkie: Just don't talk
 Sorator13: That's my question as well
Tempest2097: Fuck it why not
patrick_stonecrusher: Win win
 DiscordianTokkan: I should watch the new Clone High
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was my question
 DEATHlikescats: That’s just every sketch comedy troupe
 WiJohn: Never not taking that pill
TriseAlpha: Is sounding like Abraham Lincoln really a downside?
 theamc2000: That is how people get into sketch comedy Nelson
 EricTheOrange: well I don't want to go to my highschool reunion
WardsarTheWriter: Why do I want to be attractive to anyone at my high school reunion?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: His voice was really high
 TemporallyAwry: That's not a side-effect, that's a feature 
YeomanAres: So my voice gets better too
 Brozard: Four score and seven beers ago
 Arclight_Dynamo: Point of order: We don't know what Abe sounded like. Maybe it's good!
 TheMerricat: Why aren't they splitting the room?
 public_key_reveal_party: Yeah, not going to any reuinions
ashteranic: why on earth would I say no?
Natedogg2: It's ok. Nobody knows what Abraham Lincoln sounds like.
 Simonark: Wait. Why... would you need to rebrand INTO that? It was the original pitch 20 years ago
 Sorator13: Singing would be *weird*
oldmanglasses: DARN TOOTIN YES!!!
 PharaohBender27: Fun fact: Lincoln's voice was described as sounding like a "tea kettle"
Meltalar: thats why i voted NO, i dont go to my highschool reunion
 definenull: just give the smoulder
bearrier_: windmill slam
 MAPBoardgames: Abe has a historically nasely, thin voice
 RonaldMcDownload: Lincoln actually had a weirdly squeaky voice
 Heckhoundbolt: I was homeschooled so
 PhorrestGaze: sorry, what's the downside?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not deep, he was supposed to have a strange high voice
 CaptainSpam: See, I'm happy to leave those high school losers behind regardless...
 JessKay: WOW
Izandai: @KBKarma He reportedly had a surprisingly high and tinny voice.
ANeMzero: "People who haven't made any good life choices yet: The Sketch Comedy Troupe" is just saying the same thing twice.
 GhostValv: D:
 TheWriterAleph: WOOF
 DrLigmaPhD: Fun Fact: Lincoln was known to have a grating, unpleasant voice
puzzgeek: nobody knows now what abraham lincoln actually sounds like
 fastlane250: 
 LurkerSpine: who DOESN'T want to sound like Abe Lincoln?
 Dragonality: I don't want to talk to anyone from my highschool anyway!
 Sage0fMadness: 
Plasterboard: why would I care what I look like if everyone finds me attractive?
 Simonark: I like to assume Lincoln sounded like Carol Channing
JadedCynic: HORNER
Orxolon: not too much spliting tonight
 DiscordianTokkan: I think I'm allegedly ALREADY extremely attractive
 Its_VeeBot: He's 19!
Izandai: 
 raulghoulia: high pitched. like a tea kettle
 DeM0nFiRe: 
nyperold: I didn't go to a high school.
 fastlane250: Derek Lincoln
BrindleBoar: yeah Lincoln was supposedly very-high pitched
 JessKay: he's 19!
WardsarTheWriter: I hope that's how he sounded.
 KBKarma: He's 19!
TheAinMAP: No would be able to know it was Lincoln's voice.
 ButButTheJesus: BEEJ YES
 PuddleOfWeird: Dereck!!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 ShaneLeeAtk: Derek?
 Arclight_Dynamo: "I'm four score and seven!"
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 Brozard: like a train whistle
 LadyAiluros: Hi Derek!
 definenull: how do you know that
 EricTheOrange: HELL YEAH
JadedCynic: WHY DO I KNOW THAT????
 emberBecky: why do we know this =[
YeomanAres: Hydrant not hose
 zimmercj: Daddy?
 KBKarma: How is a fire hydrant hung?
 Simonark: Metal and burning to the touch on hot days?
 Its_VeeBot: Graham
oldmanglasses: GRAHAM!!
 Sorator13: GRAHAM
 flamewave7: Is that good or bad?
 kilnfiendpotter: OH NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Am I drunk
yoshiminun: i dont have a sister so its all good
Tempest2097: I wouldn't do that to my Sister, sorry.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, that's true
 RonaldMcDownload: cars cannot park in front of his dick?
 CodeIndigo: best one I ever heard was "like a tic-tac"
 kilnfiendpotter: It's like a star mole stuck between your legs
 DEATHlikescats: Got that echidna equipment
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: My sister is family by choice and I would NEVER do this to her
 zimmercj: My sister's a lesbian, so...
 Brozard: His dick is a municipal service
 DiscordianTokkan: A Big One? Wayhey
JadedCynic: YES, you do
 NewtyNewts: Very good
 Sorator13: best split yet!
TriseAlpha: Solid split. Whale plaid.
 EricTheOrange: Why wouldn't you?
 kilnfiendpotter: I've been told Ontario is the Florida of Canada
Izandai: OH GOD
 Brozard: @kilnfiendpotter ouch
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Death. Her face would murder Graham
 arcaneIllumination: My sister is a lesbian, so this would be a very interesting circumstance.
JadedCynic: OOOOOO
 BigDaddyBland87: HAHAHA!
 Dog_of_Myth: 
ANeMzero: Kate is very good at disappointed faces
 DiscordianTokkan: EXCATLY
 NightValien28: but I am an only child
 ClodiumSoride: or so you thought
 control_rig: Is... that better or worse?
 kilnfiendpotter: And YET
 Rhynerd: Same!
Orxolon: more to the confusion
 ButButTheJesus: ohhh nooooo
Tempest2097: Aw, it wasn't three
 vershike: Of course I bring it up. My family thrives on drama
 KBKarma: Oh yeah, Kate would be *unamused*.
 Brozard: "After dad, right?"
 NewtyNewts: It's implying that 3 would've been amusing
NimrodXIV: mom loves [pet] more than you
 Metalupis: yeah, i already know that
 SymphonicLolita: nice
Zaraka00: This is such a good answer
JadedCynic: this is why I said "You have a secret twin"
 Metric_Furlong: good job team
WriterRaven: Out of all the possible scenarios, chat created this one. Huh.
 BigDaddyBland87: nice split
 BrowneePoints: Yep. it's the one with their aunt
 CaptainSpam: Nicely done, audience.
 underhill33: holy shit
 Its_VeeBot: hwat
WardsarTheWriter: Good job us.
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bearrier_: good work team
 BigDaddyBland87: IAN!!
 gibbousm: wait....Bluey did WHAT?
 DrLigmaPhD: Ian
 Sage0fMadness: 
JadedCynic: HORNER
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, I already know she likes my brother better
DoodlestheGreat: Nabad, audience.
 BrowneePoints: it's the episode with their Aunt I think
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/CrackySecretiveDragonLitty-hxzfSbZ_mAgKM04c
 mrharrydresden: damn it ian
nyperold: I've read a blog called Sleep-Talkin' Man. Things don't have to make sense.
 IbunWest: IAN HORNER
 Jakelope13: I have step-siblings. Depending on who was the first, I'd be either understanding or confused
 ButButTheJesus: the what
 Brozard: WOW
 GhostValv: haha
Izandai: GRAHAM
bearrier_: the WHAT
 NewtyNewts: WHAT
 definenull: the callback
Calaban161: Bluey is Australian
JadedCynic: STARK???
 Thefluffiestguineapig: GRAHAM
 IbunWest: 
 Sorator13: I didn't realize Bluey was made by Pixar
 NightValien28: DEAL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this is good
 SymphonicLolita: s k r u n g l e
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How big?
 terribleplan: Windmill slam yes
Despoiler98: the hell is skrungle
 Dog_of_Myth: The deep callback
 DEATHlikescats: Chuck corner
NimrodXIV: hats exist
Orxolon: what is skrungle?
 public_key_reveal_party: this stream has an energy that I am not comfortable with
 PhorrestGaze: inflation adjustment?
Natedogg2: Wingdings?
Meltalar: papyrus font!
kosstdukat: 2000 a week for life?  You're damn right I would.
 CodeIndigo: LET'S GET SKRUNGLE
  Sarah_Serinde: I invest in makeup
RebekahWSD: I'd be lashed if I brought up my mother treating me and my twin differently. Also, makeup
 KaleidoscopeMind: metal band skrungle!
 LariatWest: tasteful Skrungle
 EricTheOrange: to never have to work again?  100X yes
 l0gin4me: So I wear a bandana for the rest of my life
WardsarTheWriter: Wearing a hat for the rest of my life, but sure.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does it need to be legible?
 terribleplan: 104k/yr?
 SquareDotCube: The furniture?
 arcaneIllumination: Yes. That is more than my paycheck.
 paronomasiac042: ian wants a uti?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
 DigitalSeahorse: #UBI pls
 DiscordianTokkan: A WEEK. US.
JadedCynic: 100k a year
Garfman314: 104000/yr
 merciary: Yeah I'm in
oldmanglasses: aw man i didnt account the font choice!
 WiJohn: Which kind of dollars?
 TheAwkes: $104k annual. Even in CAD.
 IbunWest: no thank you
 KaleidoscopeMind: glow in the dark
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's more than two months of my previous pay
DaxStrife: One tattoo and you get $1950 and a $50 hat? Deal.
 DeChunkandFriends: 100k roughly
 JessKay: I'll do a lot for 100k/yr
 DrLigmaPhD: Didn't say no removal after the fact
 thmanwithnoname: 0 hesitation
 NightValien28: I would do it for 500 a week
 TemporallyAwry: I already wear hats 
TriseAlpha: For 2k/week, I won't have to leave the house. Sold.
Meltalar: ust use make up
 Crad0k: you could afford face removal for that much
 chrysaliss: Easy yes
kosstdukat: WAIT WAIT, the important question!  Will they PAY for the tattoo as well?!
 NewtyNewts: Here comes the Skrung!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: $2000 a week won't be worth it in 30 years
 CodeIndigo: Do it as a death metal logo and it'll look like a tribal thing
 GDwarble: I'd get it in something blackletter so no one can read it anyway
 Natimus_Prime: I always wear a hat when I leave the house, so...
 Dragonality: For that kinda money, I don't even care about the font
 raulghoulia: hats exist
 TheWriterAleph: "Ach! Hans, run...!"
 Heckhoundbolt: WINGDINGS
 nerdmor: 2k/week? Forever? Easy yes
 Brozard: Oh, I missed $2K a week, I voted wrong
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You could get a job going to those shows
 EricTheOrange: We got it Graham
Izandai: 
JadedCynic: oooooooo
 SymphonicLolita: jesus
 fastlane250: Ew
 LadyAiluros: WOOOW
 NightValien28: HAHAHAHA
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The bad choice is being at a carnival
baker081186: Better Nate then lever
DoodlestheGreat: ONLY FIVE MINUTES?
gualdhar: we can hear you just fine Graham
Tempest2097: Only five minutes?
 SkylerRingtail: I mean, "winning" could just mean "being ahead in the vote tally"
JadedCynic: I've had 8 years of pain
 NewtyNewts: Five minutes of alternate universe travel
NimrodXIV: quick do the math for four years
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You get to know what could have happened
 TemporallyAwry: what?
 CodeIndigo: we had that
 Sorator13: I'm confused as to how this works
TriseAlpha: Time travel is risky business
 l0gin4me: Not for only 5 minutes
 MAPBoardgames: one minute of pain, followed by 4 years of slightly less pain
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And it would be horrible
 Jakelope13: No limit on how often it could be pulled!
 ButButTheJesus: oh right
ChargingFurret: I can't subject myself to al ifetime of pain afterwards of what actually happened
 SymphonicLolita: 
 EricTheOrange: @graham if it makes you feel better we heard you.
 GhostValv: 
 RockPusher: 
 DEATHlikescats: And then coming back to….this
 Serivus: @baker081186 holy shit that's a callback to something I forgot about
 Arclight_Dynamo: You win for five minutes, you're *in office,* is how I interpret it.
 definenull: caat!
WardsarTheWriter: I mean... is it five minutes where the race is decided and then the rest of the presidency is set for her?
Texan_Reverend: Graham, is your mic threshold set too high? Just getting noisegated?
 DrLigmaPhD: Or alternate universe machine
 KBKarma: Cat behind Graham!
baker081186: @serivus You’re welcome
 Darleysam:     
 LurkerSpine: 105120 pulls per year
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is a maximum split
 Sorator13: GJ nelly!
 Jakelope13: It's like drinking five 5 hour energy drinks for an entire day's worth of energy
 bytecaster: Great job for your first time!
Tempest2097: Five minutes of true peace of mind
Izandai: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
  Sarah_Serinde: pfft
 loufghyslaufey: 
 definenull: wow
 Brozard: I WANT ONE
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DEAL
 NightValien28: HAHAHAH
 Jakelope13: DONE
 pn55: 
JadedCynic: SOLD
 terribleplan: Windmill slam yes
 Gekyouryuu: Yes
NimrodXIV: LOL
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 Rhynerd: Branding!
 Brozard: idgaf about my cousins
Despoiler98: WINDMILL SLAM DEAL
 NewtyNewts: Is it one that's still in stock?
 KBKarma: Everyone picks Yes. No-one buys one.
Izandai: I don't have any cousins I care about.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Especially the Middle LRRth one
 SymphonicLolita: honestly yes
 Pseudonym_Ken: I do not get along wiht my cousins
 PynnThePenguin: *slaps table* SOLD
 Brozard: Gimme that 2.0 playmat
 Gekyouryuu: ESPECIALLY if we can pick which mat
NimrodXIV: I haven't talked to any cousins in years. done.
 l0gin4me: Nope, already have one
 laikagoat: i got like $800 for skipping a 2 hour flights, so thats a lot of playmats
 public_key_reveal_party: I did already miss my cousin's wedding, so...
 Sorator13: tbf, it doesn't say how much lead time you have before important wedding things or how much delay it would involve
 loufghyslaufey: & nothing of value was lost, chat. Lawl....
JadedCynic: oh NO
 EricTheOrange: An excuse to get out of a flight and a wedding hell yeah
 DrLigmaPhD: "No, I need my cousin to know I blew her husband at the bachelor party"
skysonglark: it's not the wedding, it's spending more time at an airport
 underhill33: pounds? nah
Meltalar: Yes, Because import taxes and shipping costs
 pn55: Good on that member of staff for being honest
 SymphonicLolita: 
 CodeIndigo: I wish I'd had the money to do first class on the way back from tokyo
JadedCynic: IAN
Izandai: *sigh*
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Ian
 IbunWest: Absolutely not
 BigDaddyBland87: Dammit Ian
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 public_key_reveal_party: Oh, to muffle the sound....
 NewtyNewts: That sort of mask comes with a mouth insertible
 Metric_Furlong: teh Skrungle mask
 KeytarCat: New partner!
 iarethel0ser: !adult
  LRRbot: I need an abult !
 YeetTheRich_: a ball gag is not a mask
 Brozard: My partner would be into the shouting and the mask, I think
Boon_33: 
 EricTheOrange: If my partner is not a fan she shouldn't be my partner
Tempest2097: Karl Marx mask
 JessKay: absolutely not
 Fried_Twinkie: Nope, if I have to say it she has to hear it
 bosqueofpines: Jokes on you, I'm already wearing the mask
 RockPusher: 
 DrLigmaPhD: I've never hit yes so fast in my life
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I mean, ball gags and bit gags are a thing
 asthanius: Guy Fucks
 AnbuADRV: Pup hood
prince_infidel: LET THEM HEAR!!
Meltalar: No, i am Asexual anyways
cheshire_creeper: i like how there's no question that you *aren't* having sex under this scenario
 Arclight_Dynamo: Guy Fawkes is hot? Yes. Because of the fire.
 NightValien28: remember remember, the nut of november
 e_bloc: more like guy fucks
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also gimp mask?
DoodlestheGreat: I wear a fursuit head.
 DrLigmaPhD: also I have a gag
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: More like Guy F***S
 SkylerRingtail: OMFG Matt
SquidVorb: My brain filtered out the 'nut' for a second
 KBKarma: When I can travel, I'm going to try and get a first class seat for once in my life. Or possibly the category below that.
 DiscordianTokkan: There's no upside to this, except Knowledge
 OldUncleDan: Guy Fawkes was all about the Catholic Church!
 Brozard: Remember Remember a fifth for your liver
TheDailyMapleSyrup: nothing is ethical under capitalism
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is.......problematic
Izandai: 
 l0gin4me: I assume the mask is going to be needed eventually to get to continue having sex...
 Sorator13: yikes
 DiscordianTokkan: DAY FOUR?
 Crad0k: FOUR!
 Dog_of_Myth: Wow
 Crad0k: no
Garfman314: that's medically dangerous
 ButButTheJesus: what the fuck.
 Simonark: And his name was Tycho Brahe
 Crad0k: all the way no
 NonUniqueGuy: Four?
 Fanklok: A fox guy mask
oldmanglasses: EXCUSE ME FOUR?!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Day four is dangerous actually
 NewtyNewts: That sounds ludicrous
JadedCynic: Dude will destroy his kidneys
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: That's.... not safe
 KBKarma: Oh yeah.
 Brozard: a SonicFox mask
 CouldntPickAUsername: 3000 pounds? that's like 10 of me
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You get hospitalized for that shit
DoodlestheGreat: We're not considerate, we're kinky.
WardsarTheWriter: We're doing well!
TriseAlpha: Depending on your preferred position, you may not need a mask
vanwilder10: what jackbox pack number is this?
 Pharmacistjudge: That is deadly
 DiscordianTokkan: But waiting for Day Four takes DEDICATION, it's great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DoodlestheGreat Those are not two different things necessarily
 EricTheOrange: people have literaly died from holding their piss too long.  don't do even as a joke
 Brozard: @vanwilder10 5
Tempest2097: 3
 bosqueofpines: 3
 AnbuADRV: This question sucks
vanwilder10: @Brozard Thankyou
 Dog_of_Myth: 3
 GhostValv: 1
WriterRaven: 2
 Arclight_Dynamo: 3
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 2
NimrodXIV: 2
 airylan: 2
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 ChaoticObserver: 2
 Sorator13: 3
 Heckhoundbolt: 1
JadedCynic: 1
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Blue, forty two
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I didn't see 5 options
 BigDaddyBland87: 3
 Brozard: 3
 MrQBear: 3
 korvys: 3
Calaban161: 2
  mowdownjoe: Hard one, but I chose 2
 EricTheOrange: 3 if funny but wont split the room
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 KBKarma: Right, it's time for me to pop off to bed. See yez in the VODs.
prince_infidel: 3
TriseAlpha: Did they just Hello Kitty Face? Because that's awesome.
yoshiminun: 2
SoaringDragon42: 2
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also what level high school math test?
oldmanglasses: 2
Pteraspidomorphi: 2 seems so easy
 l0gin4me: 2 is more likely to split
Angreed66: 2 splits based off skillset
 CodeIndigo: since when does fair matter in jackbox
 awmcmillan: 2 seems good for splitting skills
 RockPusher: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Remedial algebra or the AP Calc BC test
 Rhynerd: How would 3 count if he's dead?
 lord_bry0n: I'm local ... ish
WardsarTheWriter: Two will split well because singing is very hit or miss depending on the person.
 Brozard: @Rhynerd It'd be an easy win
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rhynerd That's a good question, I have the same quandry
 DrLigmaPhD: High School math? I still do that shit drunk
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: How complex are we going?  Like... Cal 4?  Or just basic Geometry and Stats?
 ButButTheJesus: buks
 NewtyNewts: Literature Library
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DrLigmaPhD My question still stands: what kind of high school math?
 philippekav: book pusher
 EricTheOrange: 1 is my choice but 3 is the comedy choice
 0x6772: Are there... not book stores in Victoria?
ANeMzero: Company Librarian isn't a bad position
JadedCynic: book smuggler
 AnbuADRV: My editor brings all the books to the yard and damn right, they're better than yours
 DrLigmaPhD: @Thefluffiestguineapig I still got my trig alright. Calc less so but functional
 KeytarCat: "real" "concept"
 CaptainSpam: I still like "Time is a real concept, and it's running out."
 Brozard: pizza
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @AnbuADRV Even Dan Brown?
 definenull: HA
 Brozard: PPAP
 SymphonicLolita: good joke
 DEATHlikescats: Lol
NimrodXIV: well done
 DiscordianTokkan: HAH
AzaleaCloud: 
Tempest2097: Classic
 DigitalSeahorse: hahhahahah
 baltimore_667083: PPAP
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 NewtyNewts: But no apple?!
 coachNelly: I DONT GET IT
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Well done, A+
 control_rig: Well done
 definenull: well done!
TheDailyMapleSyrup: apple next
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Angreed66: good joke no split
 Sorator13: I also do not get it
bearrier_: pineapple pen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 10/10 no notes
AzaleaCloud: Apple peeeeeeen, pineapple peeeeeeeen
 Brozard: Yokotaro bless
 JessKay: Unh!
 EricTheOrange: LONG PEN
 DigitalSeahorse:  
JadedCynic: thank you alex! 
Texan_Reverend: Glad to hear that the Discord issue was resolved.
TriseAlpha: Well memed
csanderson0131: 
 LordZarano: I don't get it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Well memed, very wow
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 IbunWest: a melon is easier to get into
 NonUniqueGuy: @LordZarano Search for Pen Pinapple. It is a song
 Diabore: watermelon, no question
Tempest2097: easily stored water source?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Watermelon is more hydration
 EricTheOrange: more watter means more hydration
 kilnfiendpotter: A watermelon does have more...water.
 emberBecky: hmmm. I picture a pineapple having more calories though
bearrier_: not with that attitude ian
Pteraspidomorphi: The pineapple has water, the watermelon has even more water
 Metric_Furlong: and more melon
 ButButTheJesus: wut
 Sorator13: I'm at the pineapple/I'm at the watermelon/I'm at the combination pineapple-watermelon
 paronomasiac042: watermelon will rot faster
 TemporallyAwry: Pineapples are ... yeah.
 RockPusher: melon more hydration, pineapple could tenderise
 BrowneePoints: Protease
 ButButTheJesus: ooooh
 DiscordianTokkan: Them Pineapple Enzymes
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also the rind can use to store things
 DigitalSeahorse: yeah your mouth
 definenull: uhhh
AzaleaCloud: JORDYNNE
 DrLigmaPhD: Pineapple, subtle vore fruit
 GhostValv: haha
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Pikotaro - ppap video
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
 BigDaddyBland87: uhhhh
 Metric_Furlong: Jordynne!
 Sorator13: 
 Brozard: HAHAHAHA
 hatboozeparty: Facts
 SquareDotCube: it's why pineapple is used on hams
 definenull: thanks i hate it
DaxStrife: 
bearrier_: JORDYNNE
 Sage0fMadness: 
 ButButTheJesus: JORDYNNE
csanderson0131: watermelon fur sure
  Sarah_Serinde: For everyone who doesn't get the pineapple pen thing...enjoy https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ct6BUPvE2sM
 NewtyNewts: That's a good one!
Tempest2097: 
csanderson0131: lol
 BrowneePoints: ope Bromelain*
 DeChunkandFriends: Like the book?
oldmanglasses: NICE
 Crad0k: for fuck's *sake* jordynne
 DigitalSeahorse: gotta cook it to not get canker sores
 DiscordianTokkan: The Callback
 Brozard: the cumpiss
Izandai: 
AzaleaCloud: XD
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also what desert? Some have plants that can be used to clean
 ButButTheJesus: i forgor
 CouldntPickAUsername: dammit alex, had to remind me of that book
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bad start
 Brozard: windmill slam Matt G
WardsarTheWriter: If I take the pineapple and start going through the desert and start seeing things, I'm going to hallucinate it as the pineapple from TeleFrancais.
 AnbuADRV: So are the "good decisions" the compass is directing you too the next thing to shove up your ass?
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/TiredDoubtfulGiraffeAMPTropPunch-1p2RjNHe4fPwdtBd
 Dog_of_Myth: Wow
Izandai: ouch
 Metalupis: tax writeoff
oldmanglasses: WHALE 10000%
NimrodXIV: hum a few bars
 Rhynerd: Mob debts
csanderson0131: whale
 DiscordianTokkan: "Wheeeeeooooooooh"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Whale will sell
 Natimus_Prime: Indie label, clearly
 airylan: might not be a *successful* recording company
 raulghoulia: how many kids does the whale have?
DaxStrife: Matt sounds like a healthy whale, which I would prefer.
AzaleaCloud: https://clips.twitch.tv/OpenDaintyHorseradishKeepo-ynnV1odZDyLw9G-k
 Sorator13: because past a certain point, mortgages are actually pretty safe debt to have?
 loufghyslaufey: yeah, its kind of a sus scenario game, NGL
 definenull: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For my own amusement
 EricTheOrange: sorry Ian
Pteraspidomorphi: Ian is pretty good
TriseAlpha: Oof.
 A_Dub888: 
 kilnfiendpotter: Porque no los dos?
 emberBecky: see Ian I know has music knowledge tho
JadedCynic: how many instruments does Ian play?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian has both the comedy and serious music
 TotallyNotaBeholder: All kazoo covers of the yakuza soundtrack
 Brozard: Ian's enka covers
prince_infidel: Therw's a market for Ian
 RockPusher: Ian bombs in North America but makes it up in Japan
 Rhynerd: I know Ian's singign better than I know Matt's
 PhorrestGaze: baka mitai all the way
 Heckhoundbolt: let me ride that donkey donk
 CururuGuasu: Ian sings a good Ultraman theme
 RockPusher: 
 TemporallyAwry: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 Rhynerd: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Heckhoundbolt I want this
 Diabore: oh wiggins
 CaptainSpam: Well, now...
drewm1022: I got that one, Graham.
 l0gin4me: 
 JessKay: a mattle!
 loufghyslaufey: The Wigg?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 azureHaights: You're not signing Matt W, you're signing Maple and you know it.
 TheAwkes: Ian for spoken word Leonard Nimoy covers.
 EricTheOrange: 
 loufghyslaufey: Or Whig?
csanderson0131: g fur sure
 iarethel0ser: 
 RockPusher: 
 HbombAndFriends: Mutt Wubbins
Izandai: As a member of Chatt, I choose Matt G.
 Its_VeeBot: This is the tale
 Arclight_Dynamo: Is Wiggins just Matt G's Wario?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All Frump?
 CururuGuasu: 
NimrodXIV: good one Cori
WardsarTheWriter: Perfect split, damn.
 Sorator13: @azureHaights Maple is for the album cover
TheAinMAP: 
 NewtyNewts: Perfect split!
 loufghyslaufey: good
ANeMzero: diss industry? indisstry.
 BigDaddyBland87: I'll sign Wiggins if he brings Maple
 loufghyslaufey: 
Dog_of_Myth gifted a Tier 1 sub to Izandai! They have given 1283 Gift Subs in the channel!
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 definenull: this seems directed
 loufghyslaufey: Wait, I skimmed the question...
Pteraspidomorphi: High school math, easy
 baltimore_667083: "we have coffee at home"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I don't drink coffee
 Izandai: Oh, thank you!
 Sorator13: as someone who doesn't drink coffee...
Pteraspidomorphi: No coffee, hard
 loufghyslaufey: 23:33?
NimrodXIV: I don't drink coffee!
 baltimore_667083: the coffee at home:
JadedCynic: I don't drink coffee
Angreed66: don't drink coffee so easy
adambomb625: Both are easy
 Diabore: i dont coffee
 Rhynerd: I don't drink coffee either
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That means I win
 DrLigmaPhD: I have a home espresso machine AND work at a good cafe
 DiscordianTokkan: Wait, WHICH High School? I don't know if I could do Trig anymore
 public_key_reveal_party: I have a degree in applied math, these are all easy
 Seth_Erickson: Easy test I don't drink coffee
 Brozard: wooow
 gibbousm: what high school math are we talking about? I think I could pass Algebra but not Calc or Trig
 Rhynerd: Ah, that's the one that won
 megrimme: same
WardsarTheWriter: Good job picking the right one folks.
 definenull: who's the judge for that
 loufghyslaufey: Like the Stray Gods game?
 SymphonicLolita: nice
 Seth_Erickson: I fail both of these tests with flying colors
 azureHaights: Windmill slam math
JadedCynic: I can croon
 Metric_Furlong: good job team
 RealGamerCow: Windmill slam math
 BigDaddyBland87: nice!
Pteraspidomorphi: Pretty good
 ChaoticObserver: 3/5, I'll take it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DiscordianTokkan I was asking this earlier. Remedial algebra or AP Calc BC are very different
 Izandai: Which three?
 ButButTheJesus: brain overload
 Diabore: GIMME THE FIGHT
 saucemaster5000: this just sounds like an upgrade
 KaleidoscopeMind: combined how
NimrodXIV: Katamari
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also which ones
DoodlestheGreat: With a blender.
 Dumori: Coffee both makes me sleepy and stops me from sleeping its weird
 DrLigmaPhD: CHOOSE VIOLENCE
 NotCainNorAbel: I'm happy to lose
 GhostValv: fullmetal alchemist
 merciary: SEND ME IN
 A_Dub888: Do I get a gun?
 Dragonality: Me too, but thankfully I don't like coffee anyway
bearrier_: like the delightful children from down the lane
 CodeIndigo: Shou Tucker them
 Brozard: A child turducken
 Fanklok: Same Jordynne
csanderson0131: fight
 azureHaights: They can bring the fight, I'll still take the math test and be the bigger person
 EricTheOrange: I mean it's not the kids fault
skysonglark: do you have to win?
 Rhynerd: At the very least I go out punching one.
 Mazrae: How old are the kids
 kilnfiendpotter: Look none of them have the love of their father, we can take them
 TemporallyAwry: It's not their fault, but it's about to become their responsibility 
nyperold: I picked the cake one, because I feel like food prep is important.
 CaptainSpam: Remember, they WILL fight dirty.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: A million is a low estimate
 loufghyslaufey: They could they overgrown, chat. Allegedly...
 Dragonality: Are they fused together?
NimrodXIV: the kids won't have life skills
bearrier_: LETS GOOOO
 loufghyslaufey: *they could be
 Sorator13: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
 Dog_of_Myth: Chat's in first
 ChaoticObserver: AUDIENE WIN
 EricTheOrange: WHOOO YEAH
 BigDaddyBland87: Yes!!!
WardsarTheWriter: Wait, are we in the lead??
 Diabore: did we win???
 CaptainSpam: WE WIN!!!!
 Metric_Furlong:   
 Heckhoundbolt: WE WIN
 laikagoat:    
 Its_VeeBot: Chat wins!
 FadedOasis: WOO
 MAPBoardgames: We WON!
 ClodiumSoride: woo hoo!
NimrodXIV: WOO
 airylan: yes!
 LurkerSpine: Hell yeah!
 DiscordianTokkan: 
Tempest2097: YES
 Diabore: CHAT WINS
JadedCynic: AGAIN
 GhostValv:   
 ButButTheJesus: OH HECK
 Pseudonym_Ken: HAHAHA
 Brozard: 
WriterRaven: BOOYA
 Metric_Furlong: 
 Seth_Erickson: Let's go lads
 public_key_reveal_party: woo
 They_Are_Alyx: WE WIN
 A_Dub888:     
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Go us!
oldmanglasses: OH MY GAWD!!!
 Dog_of_Myth:   
yoshiminun: yaaaas
 CaptainSpam: YAAAAAAAY!
ChargingFurret: WOO
XivXiyan: YES!
 tidehollowcat: Wooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Boon_33: only a million in line?
  mowdownjoe: WE DID IT CHAT
 pn55: We win!
 PynnThePenguin: WOOT!
 Heckhoundbolt: THIRD TIME
Orxolon:   
 DrLigmaPhD: We win!
 PuddleOfWeird:    
 saucemaster5000:   
ANeMzero: We split the rooms
ratprints: uhhh the paradoxical reaction (to stimulants)
Pukha123: YAAA
 baltimore_667083: good job team
 YeetTheRich_:  
 vershike: Woo!
 SpaceBattery: WE GOT THERE!!!!!!
Angreed66: Yes
 Mazrae: Just stole it awesome
ChargingFurret: 
 feet2big: boya
Orxolon: we have
 l0gin4me: Huzzah
WardsarTheWriter: Hell yeah!
TriseAlpha: Victroy!
 AnbuADRV: 
SoaringDragon42: Yay!
 MyrddintheWizard: 
 pn55: 
 lamina5432: yeah
 DigitalSeahorse:   
prince_infidel:         
 SnackPak_:  chat
 Sage0fMadness:  
 Its_VeeBot: Chat gets lickies!
 GhostValv: D:
 HbombAndFriends: WE WINNNNNNN!
 CodeIndigo: we are awesome
 NonjaBiru:   
 gsyhiap: 
Oreo1369: Hell YAY
TheAinMAP:   
Despoiler98: WE WIN CHAT WE WIN           
 TotallyNotaBeholder:   
 MAPBoardgames: Now we're going to be insufferable
 kilnfiendpotter: I think that's the first time!
 awmcmillan: woohoo audience
 PynnThePenguin:    
Riandisa: 
 Fried_Twinkie: First time playing, so I like to think I contributed
 laikagoat: i think at least once
 EricTheOrange: wow beej
 ButButTheJesus: WOOOOO
Angreed66: Mutiple times
 Izandai: rude beej
adambomb625: Chat is the best
WardsarTheWriter: Don't steal our thunder Beej!
 baltimore_667083: i smell salt beej
 bytecaster: How dare
SquidVorb: We def have
Oreo1369: Bravo
 azidbern95: We Are The Champions! My Friends!
 Heckhoundbolt: TTHird time we havd won
 JocelyneAnne: 07
TheDailyMapleSyrup: 
 underhill33:   
csanderson0131:     
 Drasvin: 
 YeetTheRich_: get split, nerds
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: @MAPBoardgames Now?
 spawnofhastur: Split the room doesn't feel the same without serge. 
mrverbal: If the Audience wins, are we splitting...ourselves?
 NewtyNewts: Chaaaaaat!
Oreo1369: POG
 Mazrae: Whale plaid chat whale plaid
 Jakelope13: Good chance a billionaire's kids wouldn't have learned hand to hand combat, and I've taken at least one class of Krav Maga
 loufghyslaufey: But at 'weh' costs?
 KaleidoscopeMind: there was an achievement for this in the past
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/SplitTheRoomGame/c10dba028819bcdef9d9006bc1f107df/
sorrow_of_aria:  We Win 
 HbombAndFriends: Add some runs
Calaban161: We did it
 Brozard: cycle thou fluids, chat
WardsarTheWriter: Good job everyone!
 CaptainSpam: Whoops, time for the highlights.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Celebratory BGC
 ButButTheJesus: i'm so proud of us
 loufghyslaufey: I mean, you're all goofs good but not that goofs?
 Sorator13: what's the desert bus shirt command?
 Sorator13: !reprint
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 Sorator13: ha!
 Mazrae: Does anyone remember when Whale plaid was a thing on DB I want to say it was around DB 6 I think
 Drasvin: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: surprisingly turgid cheese blunts
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also speaking of DB, could there be a challenge where you "Rick Roll" each shift at least once but it's with the Cori Venga Remix?
 LordZarano: !fangamer also works
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, like cheese you smoke???
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig cheese in the shape of blunts, I think. What you do with them is up to you.
 Mazrae: That would be just shaped string cheese
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Ok, then I'm using them as easy filler for the bacon and mushrooms I'm making
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Especially if it's nice cheese that is free
 MAPBoardgames: !box
  LRRbot: In the box is: beeeeeees! Liiiiiiiive beeeeeees!
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 Sorator13: I would not assume that it is either nice or free 
 Mazrae: Nooo lrrbot why the bees
WriterRaven: Why not the bees?
 NotCainNorAbel: okay...PPAP ... that was a thing and I'm not sure if I will ever be the same again
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Everytime I see the Bees thing I think of the Beej from Feed Dump where it goes red and he says THE BEES ARE WICKED ANGRY
 ButButTheJesus: run from bees, enjoy honey later
 Mazrae: I'm mildly allergic to bees
ihlendrax: !secret
  LRRbot: That's my secret, I'm always carrying $3.17 in mixed coins.
 RockPusher:    
 Sorator13: I once stepped on a bee.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 Considering my current bank account if it's not free it doesn't matter how nice it is
 Sorator13: I felt bad for it but mostly I felt bad for my bare foot
csanderson0131:    
 Mazrae: !advice
  LRRbot: Jam-alam some ding-dongs.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For me bees are way easier than horseflies. Bees just want to get along. Horseflies choose violence
 Thefluffiestguineapig:   
 Mazrae: Okay I think I can get along with that advice
 Sorator13: oh, absolutely; horseflies can get fucked
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also this playmat but as a poster??
 PynnThePenguin: 
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig now I'm thinking of hanging the playmat AS a poster
 PharaohBender27: I would be curious to visit Gibbdor someday
Garfman314: horseflies are actively trying to eat you
 azureHaights: Backbeat, the word is on the... beej?
 Dog_of_Myth:  
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 It is a process training a horse that "No, I'm not mad at you. And if you stand still I will get it, double kill it and give you affection:
 MrBrightside1: is this remix of the normal theme on youtube
 ButButTheJesus: I need to convince myself to get the playmat, I don't play Magic. What else could I use it for?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Sorator13 That would be rad. My worry is they are nice and my cats tend to find things like that to be optimal scratchers
 PharaohBender27: @MrBrightside1 One of them
 PharaohBender27: !bgc
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 Mazrae: Now I wish I could video edit, I want to make like an AMV hell of all the DBs until this year and display it or make one that's LRR for the 20th anniversary
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Dog_of_Myth: @ButButTheJesus Big mouse pad
 NewtyNewts: Let's sort quickly!
 Sorator13: @Thefluffiestguineapig Ooh. Yeah, that calls for a frame with a plastic/glass cover.
 PharaohBender27: Oh, Quixort!
 NewtyNewts: Also audio.
 Brozard: Mic 5?
 sydnius: submit to the 🍍
 Its_VeeBot: Mic 5
 Arclight_Dynamo: No voices.
 emberBecky: no mic Graham
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
oldmanglasses: I only hear the game
 PynnThePenguin: Welcome back, we can't hear you
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No voices
AzaleaCloud: You're muted!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Only game
 LordZarano: QNPF
 NewtyNewts: The crew has become unvoiced
 DiscordianTokkan: No player audio still
prince_infidel: Can't hear peps
 SpaceBattery: everybody is muted
 PynnThePenguin: There you are
 definenull: i heard a gasp
 Brozard: there we go
 terribleplan: And we're back
 NewtyNewts: Now there are people
 public_key_reveal_party: now it's fine
 Pinwiz11: now we can hear
 DiscordianTokkan: There we go
 ButButTheJesus: there ya go
oldmanglasses: YEAH!
Dergib: no cowards
AzaleaCloud: There we go, now we hear you. 
 SpaceBattery: oh ok there we go!
JadedCynic: oh players finally SPOKE
 TemporallyAwry: And you're back 
 Mazrae: There we go
 SnackPak_: 
 laikagoat: cannot join
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Heard.\
 Gekyouryuu: Quate Night Pub Fight
rabbitgta: Can hear them now
 CaptainSpam: We can't join the audience?
 teddywhosabear: also can't join audience
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Room not found
 PharaohBender27: Not finding room?
 CaptainSpam: The login is just telling us there's an error.
 Diabore: we cant audience
Dergib: mystery or no balls
 Metric_Furlong: your room isn't open for an audience
Orxolon: i think we cannot
 PuddleOfWeird: can't join 
 MAPBoardgames: Right foot in , right foot out
 definenull: inb4 the dance was the hokey pokey
 laikagoat: can no join
SoaringDragon42: It's not working
 NewtyNewts: I'm getting Room Not Found, yeah
 KeytarCat: @Mazrae It's not terribly hard, if you have time and a software
JadedCynic: room code is moot; it's not a game for audience?
SoaringDragon42: Yeah it is.
 azureHaights: mid fr fr, no cap (because the cap wouldn't fit on the antlers
 blip2004: from the head or the shoulder?
LeeshaJoy: we can't get in to the room
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic It is, this is one where audience is fun
 CaptainSpam: Nah, it's an audience game, but something's gone kerflooey.
 NewtyNewts: There can be an audience usually
 Brozard: weird
Zaraka00: bear sized
JadedCynic: "THe Jackbox Audience Kit doesn't support this game yet"
 NewtyNewts: Guess we're gonna play in spirit
 ButButTheJesus: too close
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, it worked last time
 RealGamerCow: On all fours or hind legs for bear
 Tangsm: It says it just isn't a room.
 Brozard: I don't think the audience does anything in this?
 loufghyslaufey: Could it be a steam bug?
LeeshaJoy: none of us can get in
 PharaohBender27: Beej locked out again!?
 loufghyslaufey: Cuz its on 'steam'?
 BrowneePoints: N O
WardsarTheWriter: Jackbox servers a little finnicky tonight?
 BrowneePoints: SHIRE ARE BEEG
SquidVorb: Beej's haunted
 bytecaster: Maybe Beej shouldn't have taunted chat!
Orxolon: ok,brb in 5 XD
 BrowneePoints: Cori Shire are the largest horse breed!
 Its_VeeBot: 
 Seth_Erickson: That's what I thought SHire are big
 PharaohBender27: @WardsarTheWriter Sure seems that way
TriseAlpha: Mulligan!
 NewtyNewts: Take 2!
Zaraka00: teeny hors
 Brozard: and Action!
 Seth_Erickson: was worried I had it backwards
 azureHaights: Heather, cut it here 
 ButButTheJesus: hey welcome back
 Drasvin: The room couldn't hold Beej
SquidVorb: What is that SOUND
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Diabore: i dont like the sploogy noises
oldmanglasses: everything is fine Graham
 DrLigmaPhD: Team Cocktail vs Team Tailcock
TriseAlpha: praW emiT
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: RESET!  Places!
 PynnThePenguin: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Drasvin It's all Beej Drop
oldmanglasses: do over
JadedCynic: mulligan 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The London Mulligan
 NewtyNewts: @TriseAlpha Emit Praw(ns)
 paronomasiac042: this is compelling television
 Thefluffiestguineapig: New code?
 NewtyNewts: uh oh, too early!
 SnackPak_: 
 FadedOasis: Sorry!
TriseAlpha: @NewtyNewts do it again. 
 definenull: redo!
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 Thefluffiestguineapig: DAmn
WardsarTheWriter: Shoot, sorry, I thought that was for the audience.
 Heckhoundbolt: It is Max ten in this game
 definenull: we'll fix it in post
WardsarTheWriter: I closed out.
 NewtyNewts: @TriseAlpha E... uh, I... can't?
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: OOps
Tempest2097: I wouldn't trust me either
WardsarTheWriter: You're right not to trust me.
  Sarah_Serinde: No one was intended to be a jerk, it's fine
 nickthecatbear: Smart
WardsarTheWriter: I'm a scamp.
 Larkonus: Totally fair on that one.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 FadedOasis: Me neither
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: That's totally fair, Ian
 public_key_reveal_party: understandable
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 HeadingtoFall: Alex's shirt is amazing
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 DrLigmaPhD: I don't trust me either
Mindfire13: Fair
 loufghyslaufey: I "wise"... philosophy,  !?
 Diabore: did it just say the room code out lloud?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @NewtyNewts You should only try things you can theoretically do more than once
TriseAlpha: #FixedForever
 Heckhoundbolt: 
oldmanglasses: I can be a little scamp 
 PharaohBender27: Third time's the charm!
Calaban161: !sir
JadedCynic: third time's a charm!
LeeshaJoy: just as well, I didn't bring a bucket and a mop for that RWAP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @oldmanglasses I am petite but i am maximum scamp. Some would say gremlin
 NewtyNewts: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'll keep that in mind for the future. For now though, I'm stuck in the 2020s
TriseAlpha: @NewtyNewts It's just a jump to the left...
 teddywhosabear: leave this all in the final cut
 DrLigmaPhD: You antagonize them when we arent around, Jordynne
 eric_christian_berg: We're going the distance?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also Jordynne, how is kitteh?
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 Veraphage: So close
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oldmanglasses: @Thefluffiestguineapig truly excellent being a little gremlin!
   LoadingReadyRun: ZCET
jundinator: Hello team LRR
rabbitgta: Where no comedian has gone b4? Like to the end of the horse joke?
 NewtyNewts: Good, we got an audience!
 Sorator13: audience join successful!
WardsarTheWriter: Team Moo rep!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What is the "ranks"
 RockPusher: Moo! Moo! Moo!
TriseAlpha: Ranked science?
 DigitalSeahorse: when Jackbox starts making games specifically aimed for comedy groups like LRR to play them
 definenull: oh no
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh no
TriseAlpha: 
 A_Dub888: 
 ButButTheJesus: WOOOO
 l0gin4me: welp
 Diabore: jordynnes got this on lock
WardsarTheWriter: Man... can I remember the early 2000's...
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Get it, Jordynne!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I remember skate rinks
 definenull: i still remember adam's dramatic reading of sk8ter boi
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 public_key_reveal_party: this is Jordynne's day
 Arclight_Dynamo: I do not know this song.
 definenull: HAHA
  Juliamon: Arclight_Dynamo I'm jealous
Pteraspidomorphi: She said see you later boy
nyperold: Good thing I chose the other team. I know this song exists, and that's it.
WardsarTheWriter: Core memories are being unlocked for me.
 PharaohBender27: He was a sk8r boy, she said l8r boy . . .
 SnackPak_: G dead panning the lyrics to skater boy is killing me
 Izandai: This is so great.
mrverbal: this is either trivial or impossible, and I love it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is genuinely fabulous
 Sorator13: @SnackPak_ same
 Izandai: Perfect
JadedCynic: you call yourself CANADIAN, beej? 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, it didn't let me place he was a boy
 NewtyNewts: Aced it
 DeChunkandFriends: How do you not know all canadians?
Science_and_Magic: Aced it!
 head_cannon: Nailed it.
 SnackPak_: 
 They_Are_Alyx: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I did it!
 e_bloc: surgical precision
WardsarTheWriter: Wooo!
JadedCynic: NICE
Pteraspidomorphi: Hurray!
 ButButTheJesus: WOOOOOOOOOOOO
 RockPusher:   
 pn55: 
 Its_VeeBot:   
TriseAlpha: Talk about a lowball...
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 baskwalla: It's like the words go in order
Science_and_Magic: Avril is very important to my local area.
 Fried_Twinkie: I got the same, but mine was all mixed up
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Or If I had a million dollars
 NewtyNewts: One-letter numbers, coming up!
Science_and_Magic: Yeah Canada!!!
 RealGamerCow: Left is easy
TriseAlpha: I mean...
 DrLigmaPhD: That sort made me enter my mind-palace
JadedCynic: planets...
JadedCynic: aw
 azureHaights: From the sun? from us? from us when aligned?
JadedCynic: ian why
 Izandai: 
 Diabore: little left
 Sage0fMadness: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Middle
 VorlonScout: Can't sort horses club
YeomanAres: Boom anime babes that make me think the wrong thing
 Its_VeeBot: We can't draw them
 bytecaster: Sk8ter boy shippuden
 KaleidoscopeMind: pet??
 DiscordianTokkan: Sk8er Boy Shippuden
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 aWabbajack:   
 raulghoulia: a horse in every garage
 NewtyNewts: They have House Horses the same way we have House Hippos
 Izandai: That would explain her show.
 IbunWest: nobody has a horse, that's why people can't draw them
 Thefluffiestguineapig: More common
EvilBadman: Can't Sort Horses Club
jundinator: Thanks Graham for helping chat get it right
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Most
 Tangsm: You can own a lot of horses. That might balance out the average.
 Fanklok: When you're born you get a horse and a gun
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I will say horses as Pet is different than other things
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lower
WardsarTheWriter: Is this the "lion tamer" scenario?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, Ian is right
 loufghyslaufey:  
 l0gin4me: above horses
 Izandai: Ian you are wildly overestimating the number of horses.
 azureHaights: Medicinal horse
 NewtyNewts: Horses Georg
 DeM0nFiRe: 
 baltimore_667083: the first polish encyclopedia said "everyone knows what a horse is"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also having birds and having birds responsibly is different
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lower
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love them but lower
JadedCynic: Ian, that's not how it works
skysonglark: i think you'd still classify economic horses as pets
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No
 blip2004: way less than horses
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/FriendlyKnottyCattleTheThing-g9clTn6aZxUBF7AV
 TemporallyAwry: More than birds probably 
TriseAlpha: How many of the horses are pets, though?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: It depends
 NewtyNewts: The snipe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lowest
 drewm1022: But what about the Educated Horses?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love them
Pteraspidomorphi: Reptiles are surprisingly popular
 DrLigmaPhD: Dogs are more popular. 50/50 among the left, but republicans exist
 BrowneePoints: more than birds
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Depends
KintchD: That was a cold read, Alex
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skysonglark: we need to factor in texas
 baskwalla: Kodo and Podo did? So at least 2
 l0gin4me: all reptiles, might be above birds
 NewtyNewts: bnuuys
 BrowneePoints: more than birds 100% Anoles/Geckos/Beardies are VERY common
  MrPhlip: !addquote (Paul) [now] How many ferrets could ride a horse?
  LRRbot: New quote #8623: "How many ferrets could ride a horse?" —Paul [2023-08-14]
 azureHaights: 1 horse sized ferret vs. 100 ferret sized horses
 RockPusher:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: How enraged is the horse and will it try to roll?
 DigitalSeahorse: under dogs
WardsarTheWriter: I used to have some of those.
 Izandai: oops
 PharaohBender27: Welp
 Tangsm: one, very briefly. Then the horse would be done.
 fastlane250: @azurehaights Beat me to it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Lower
WardsarTheWriter: And those too.
JadedCynic: not birds
 Izandai: ianb
 DrLigmaPhD: I've seen that furry art, Paul. Generally 1 at a time
 RockPusher:    
 DigitalSeahorse: noooooo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN
TriseAlpha: Pet chickens are shockingly common
JadedCynic: IAN NO
 Its_VeeBot: HORNER
 Izandai: ian what are you doing
 Arclight_Dynamo: Poultry are a subset of birds.
 SK__Ren: I knew several people keep chickens as pets
 ButButTheJesus: IAN NO
 DigitalSeahorse: oof
 l0gin4me: I'm sorry? Isn't this a bird?
 PharaohBender27: Team AAA done backed themselves into a corner
 Fanklok: Keeping goldfish in tiny glass bowls is animal abuse
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yup
  Juliamon: Ferrets are stinky bois
Angreed66: horses are expensive
 BrowneePoints: Cuz it's Ducks/Geese/Chickens vs Songbirds
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Ferrets are illegal in many states
SquidVorb: @angreed66 and fragile
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ferrets are entropy danger noodles that can get all the things
 CururuGuasu: Ferrets are illegal in many states
ButterBall000: Poultry probably refers to edible birds
 SK__Ren: Well said
JadedCynic: 
 Seth_Erickson: 
csanderson0131: lol
Despoiler98: DAAAAAANG Ian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @BrowneePoints Also parrots probably in the second category
 RockPusher:  
 NewtyNewts: Truly an Ian moment
 ButButTheJesus: IAN. YES.
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 baskwalla: Ian, man of the people
 arcaneIllumination: Add to quotes?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is maximum Ian
jundinator: POP CULTURE
Despoiler98:    i feel attacked
 Gadora: That's a heck of a quote.
 BrowneePoints: @Thefluffiestguineapig yea songbirds/exotics
 Izandai: I can think of at least one thing more excruciating Ian, and it's the reverse.
  MrPhlip: !addquote (Ian) [now] There's nothing more excruciating than trying to put my mind into the mind of the common man.
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 raulghoulia: why do you always kick me when I'm high
 Diabore: the mystery prompt can be anything!
WardsarTheWriter: Oh no...
JadedCynic: sounds like some bougie gonna get a ride on the tumbril...
 emberBecky: yess
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Welp
TriseAlpha: This should be good
 Diabore: softballs for team mooo
 emberBecky: this is my child self's best subject
Orxolon: por culture would've been awesome 
 TheWriterAleph: a talking cat?!
 Sorator13: https://clips.twitch.tv/HotPreciousWatermelonYee-BmiD15uuVniagK7b
 FlamingSpipernado: please please have one of them be the movie  "a talking cat"
 NotCainNorAbel: https://clips.twitch.tv/DistinctEntertainingSeahorseDAESuppy-pRxmmS__2lRQrGN3
 definenull: Great start
 DrLigmaPhD: SomeBODY
 saucemaster5000: Now I know movies aren't real but c'mon... a TALKING animal?
 PharaohBender27: https://clips.twitch.tv/GracefulBusyAntRalpherZ-aeBHo6cROCVujeCR
 raulghoulia: classic movie Shrek
 MomoNo9: Hmmm I thought fish might be top, since you can just win them at the fair
 EricTheOrange: milo and otis is a movie i can never watch knowing what happened in filming
 azureHaights: Marley AND me? in this economy?
 OldUncleDan: Trash!
 Seth_Erickson: the dog doesn't talk in marley and me though right
YeomanAres: Do dogs talk in that?
 IbunWest: Does Shrek really count as having talking animals? It's animated.
 brainbosh: A.F. : After Shrek
 Nigouki: isn't that the RDJ one?
Tempest2097: @EricTheOrange Yeah I watched it as a kid before the implications were made.... clear.
  Juliamon: Shrek counts because it's IN-UNIVERSE weird that Donkey talks
 DiscordianTokkan: https://clips.twitch.tv/SuccessfulSolidWrenchPoooound-1QTCuZKQJBxHO6-Z
TriseAlpha: Doolittle was Eddie Murphy
JadedCynic: https://clips.twitch.tv/PreciousMushyRaccoonKevinTurtle-sccYgCtccZc6bhdR
 control_rig: Yeah I think Marley and Me was a false one
 Mazrae: Eddie Murphy or rdj?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was an Eddie Murphy vehicle
 MomoNo9: Dolittle was RDJ
 blip2004: Dolittle might have been the disney one with the kid
 azidbern95: could Marley talk?
 azidbern95: could Air Bud?
 OldUncleDan: Air Bud is trash!
 Metric_Furlong: air bud doesn't talk
  Juliamon: Air Bud def didn't talk
h3rsh3yb4r: air bud doesn't talk
 Sorator13: Air Bud also didn't talk?
 bytecaster: What about Sonic 2 & Knuckles?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: He doesn't talk
Calaban161: Dose Marley and me have talking animals
 DiscordianTokkan: Did AIRBUD talk??
 Izandai: 
WardsarTheWriter: That was a good trick answer.
JadedCynic: whoops
 ButButTheJesus: ohhh oops
 Sage0fMadness: Air Bud def doesn't talk.  he ballsd
 Izandai: Air Bud does have now-dead animals though!
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Garfman314: roobydoobydoo
JadedCynic: RES RAGGY RI RALK
 MomoNo9: I think the later puppy ones talk
 Thefluffiestguineapig: After
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Tempest2097: He has a speech impediment but is nonetheless capable of speech
 IbunWest: Scooby Doo has become more and more verbal with each incarnation
 ButButTheJesus: MINE?
JadedCynic: Raul Rhy Rould Rou Ray Rat?
 loufghyslaufey: Its like- a parrot bit. except it went for a dog because a pet bird seemed out of place!?
SquidVorb: Post-nemo
JadedCynic: 
Tempest2097: He's a raccoon that was experimented on by aliens though
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Post Nemo?
h3rsh3yb4r: that's not even right though...
 MomoNo9: The Post Nemo world
 SK__Ren: Clearly Cori hasn't seen guardians 3
TriseAlpha: Was there a Paddington 2?
 SnackPak_: 
  Juliamon: those Tetris skills
skysonglark: @TriseAlpha yes
swordmaster2551: LOL why did the put shrek so far forward
 PharaohBender27: The fact that the contestants don't even know the date range  is just brutal
TriseAlpha: Huh. Neat.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are all super recent
  Juliamon: Not being given a baseline to start is the hardest part of this game
 BigDaddyBland87: @swordmaster2551 it was first and they didn't know what else was coming
 loufghyslaufey: Most of Scooby's mannerisms are through Shaggy's articulation, so...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was brutal
 Decaped: yeah, this game is made for Gen Z-1 not millenials.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Then what was the Eddie Murphy one?
skysonglark: yeah i thought dolittle was recent
WardsarTheWriter: Oh, I definitely thought the Eddie Murphy one.
 HadesLeprechaun: Dr dolittle
 FITorion: and not the original
h3rsh3yb4r: @swordmaster2551 because they didn't know what the range would be like and 2001 is pretty close to the right side of the film timeline
 jellybean57: i love the idea that nobody realized dolittle was the RDJ movie because literally nobody has seen tit
 Diabore: the very not well recieved RDJ one
JadedCynic: RDJ?  Huh
 MomoNo9: Eddie Murphy was Dr. Dolittle
 MomoNo9: It was closer of a remake
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Death
  Juliamon: oh boy this'll be fun
TriseAlpha: I prefer the Rex Harrison
swordmaster2551: @swordmaster2551 yes but there is SO much real estate, they could have put it in the middle
 saucemaster5000: Rex Harrington is the only Doolittle
EvilBadman: @Decaped Maybe the game was made for a variety of generations
JadedCynic: I was thinking Rex Harrison 
 blip2004: this one has come up before on stream
 Sage0fMadness: 
 definenull: So there are 3 types of gay
 PharaohBender27: Have they *ever* not chosen mystery prompt in this game?
  Sarah_Serinde: It's a spectrum
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sorting clothes is not the same as aging brands
jundinator: Which be
Orxolon: breaking the stereotype,well done Matt!!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Newer
jundinator: Ben?
 MomoNo9: I've seen the case for Dolittle too much lol
 MrQBear: ah yes, designer klein bottles
 azureHaights: La Croy
 ghizmou: those are shoes
 NewtyNewts: La Kwah
 Arclight_Dynamo: In before GANT
 azureHaights: "I'm heading down to Circle G, want something?"
 OldUncleDan: Or Polo brand.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Ian secret tech?
Pteraspidomorphi: Lacoste
 Heckhoundbolt: The meme Alex
  Juliamon: Supreme is one of those brands that's just THE NAME IN CAPS
 SnackPak_: Supreme is from the 90s
 SquareDotCube: Futura italic
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Old
oldmanglasses: i swear this came up before
SquidVorb: Supreme is the one that tried to sell a branded Brick
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is shockingly old
 azureHaights: Supreme is the brand Goku wears
WardsarTheWriter: Versais
 Brozard: ^^
 DeChunkandFriends: Supreme, makers of the wearable taco and pizza
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Middle
 DeM0nFiRe: It's that famoues Treaty of Versace
 colacadstink: Alex saying Versace has the same energy as the "Da Vinci?!" vine
 Sage0fMadness: Dolce & Cabana
jundinator: OLDEST
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
 NewtyNewts: Channel
 DrLigmaPhD: Calling Supreme "fashion" is a choice akin to investing in crypto
 SK__Ren: Versace Pasta... wait thats Vermicelli
 bytecaster: If there is chanel in here, there must also be fireball, right?
 CodeIndigo: Chanel is older than versace
Tempest2097: Chanel goes back to World War 2 I thought
 colacadstink: @bytecaster 
Tempest2097: What with Chanel actually being a spy for the Nazis.
jundinator: Recent
 HadesLeprechaun: @pharaohbender27 I don't think so, and I'm starting to think regular prompts never show up in mystery prompts and vice versa, so they may just be missing half the possibilities
WardsarTheWriter: Friendli sounds like it was a brand made up for 30 Rock.
TriseAlpha: Fanta?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Chanel is older as a fashion brand, but I don't know how much by
oldmanglasses: fenty is makeup though
 arcaneIllumination: To repel cops on sight
 BrowneePoints: nah, Chanel Fireball tries to sell you Nasty Freakin T-shirts
 ButButTheJesus: IAN. THANK YOU.
 underhill33: It's Rihanna's last name
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Old
 RonaldMcDownload: clothes that knoick out cops
SquidVorb: (it's her last name)
jundinator: No
 LordZarano: I hope we get Gant
 DiscordianTokkan: I thought Fentanyl was named after Fenty
DaxStrife: Name a brand after fentanyl so no cop ever buys/steals it.
 Diabore: isnt dior cologne?
jundinator: Recent
SquidVorb: Robin Rihanna Fenty
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, there was a huge boom in brands that are now foundational
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh no, I know this very well
jundinator: Nope
TriseAlpha: Yes, we did. Chat always lies. Even right now.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Thank you Articles of Interest
  Juliamon: Most fashion brands are multiple facets (clothing/cosmetic/et )
 MomoNo9: I only know Dior is old from Evita
 serramarkov: yes
 underhill33: paul's daughter
SquidVorb: I wonder if this is new enough to have SheIn?
 CodeIndigo: stella is correct i think
 raulghoulia: I idn't know Paul had kids
 Sorator13: yeah, I just fully guessed on all of these; I have no real idea
 DrLigmaPhD: Tips guillotine "m'king"
 ButButTheJesus: Brand: Beige
 TheWriterAleph:  atta boy G
 Its_VeeBot: "It's written on your underwear"
 kilnfiendpotter: We stan a queer designer who made an IRL chess game with his models for his runway show
 Thefluffiestguineapig: For real Articles of Interest is great if you want useful things about fashion. It's 99% Invisible but fashion focused
 PharaohBender27: Daaang
SquidVorb: Is Graham also a BtB listener?
swordmaster2551: supreme is that old? wow
 Diabore: mystery prompt!
 RockPusher: Moo! Moo! Moo!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What does "text" mean
Orxolon: TEXT
 PharaohBender27: Ooooh
 kilnfiendpotter: Anyone seen Schmigadoon?
 SnackPak_: in Hackers, Lord Nikon has a Supreme sticker on his laptop
 DrLigmaPhD: I still disagree with calling Supreme fashion
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh this is good
 SkylerRingtail: Yessss
 BigDaddyBland87: not the mystery
 emberBecky: ooo uh oh
TriseAlpha: Curveball
SquidVorb: 
 underhill33: 
Orxolon: when it was written
 SkylerRingtail: Hunchback...
jundinator: It's fine
 MomoNo9: Yesss
 kilnfiendpotter: Graham regrets nothing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @kilnfiendpotter He was hoping for fonts
 PharaohBender27: In before Jesus Christ Superstar
Orxolon: is Matt gay enough for this¿?
 azureHaights: The movie is better than the movie
 Sorator13: 
 MomoNo9: publication date?!
jundinator: That's a musical
JadedCynic: 'bygone era' ouch - where's my advil?
 tidehollowcat: Gilgamusical
Cephallope: 
 kilnfiendpotter: "I'm not this kind of gay - oh nvm" - Jordynne
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Really, not this kind of gay Jordynne?
Tempest2097: Starboy?!
  Serifina: HIIIII
YeomanAres: Is that a text?
 MomoNo9: Wait, Legally Blonde ?!
  Serifina: !uptime
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 1:34:33.
 Sorator13: If it isn't trash, I would enjoy seeing that, I bet
 public_key_reveal_party: I'm pulling chute, I got nothing
 BrowneePoints: Yes there's a Legally Blonde musical. it's very good
 Mazrae: !updog
  LRRbot: The stream has been live for 11:03:02. 
Pteraspidomorphi: Yeah never say never
 azureHaights: Wait, isn't Legally Blonde a stealth super-classic book? Or am I thinking of Clueless
 PharaohBender27: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Not a musical
 BrowneePoints: HADESTOWN!
 bytecaster: Hadestown
 kilnfiendpotter: I would love to see a Gilgamesh musical
JadedCynic: HAH!
 definenull: HA
 SkylerRingtail: Best Musical
jundinator: Older
 DrLigmaPhD: Nope! HAdestown would be older
 MomoNo9: @BrowneePoints It's the foundational text that surprised me lol
 SnackPak_: gottem
 BrowneePoints: NELLY
 DiscordianTokkan: WELP
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
 BrowneePoints: YOU HAVE TO LISTEN TO HADESTOWN!
 Its_VeeBot: LMAO
jundinator: Nopers
JadedCynic: ?
 MomoNo9: Ooolllllld
 Simonark: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum is also that old. And Sondheim's The Frogs
 DrLigmaPhD: they are
 PharaohBender27: That's a fake I think
 MomoNo9: um, no
JadedCynic: pity
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There would be so much about bone surgeries
jundinator: Recentish
 DrLigmaPhD: Hadestown absolutely fucking slaps live, BTW
EvilBadman: No one even recognizes Tony Hawk's musical
 kilnfiendpotter: I mean we already have that musical, it's Starlight Express
 MomoNo9: This would be 40s
 DeChunkandFriends: I'd watch that musical, only for the terrible show-ending stunts that they'd try
Despoiler98: south pacific is like 40s or 50s
 kilnfiendpotter: WICKED
jundinator: More right
JadedCynic: 30s dustbowl
 Gekyouryuu: the Tony Hawk musical is on Broadway, but everyone just mistakes it for a musical about some random other guy
oldmanglasses: just like the ogopogo, I believe the Tony hawk musical lives in my heart
 MomoNo9: @Despoiler98 WW 2
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Despoiler98: wizard of oz was 1939
jundinator: Nope
 PharaohBender27: Oh this is FAKE
 definenull: HAHA
 SnackPak_: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: No
Despoiler98: @MomoNo9 so 40s
 Its_VeeBot: Trash blocked LMAO
 MomoNo9: Wizard of Oz is earlier
 emberBecky: lmao
  RayFK: SOPHOCLEEEEEES NUTS
 PharaohBender27: 
  Serifina: Oh my god
 DiscordianTokkan: lol
Forgebold: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
  TStodden: You have a SECOND CHANCE
Orxolon: MAYBE and just maybe it is right xD
 RealGamerCow: Les miz was 1800s?
 teddywhosabear: that ancient text, high school musical
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Trash blocked
 MomoNo9: @Despoiler98 Yup.  Sorry, my brain sometimes only works on certain tracks
 bytecaster: Sophocles: "We are all in this together"
JadedCynic: wicked is based on wizard of oz
 PharaohBender27: ^
Orxolon: you can arrange before sending them in
 Metric_Furlong: Wicked is originally a novel, yes
  Juliamon: Is it really fair to have Wicked AND Wizard of Oz separate?
 Sorator13: no, it's based on a separate book
 Creature_Comforts: There's a book that Wicked is based on, not Wizard of Oz
skysonglark: no there's a novel wicked
  Sarah_Serinde: Wicked is its own book
 Metric_Furlong: @Juliamon yes
 emberBecky: wicked is based on a book that's a retelling of wizard of oz
 BrowneePoints: Nelson, Hadestown is like a Depression Era/Beatnik retelling of Orpheus & Eurydice and the ENTIRE musical starts off with the FATTEST Trombone Lick of the modern musical era
  Juliamon: The novel is still based on the novel
 Arclight_Dynamo: It's where "jellicle" comes from.
 kilnfiendpotter: Oh "Cats". What a traumatizing movie
  Serifina: Well, uh, thisw is basically what I expect on logging in and seeing Jackbox - absolute chaos
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JadedCynic: do over!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @JadedCynic There is a separate novel
TriseAlpha: Wicked was a follow-up novel to Wizard of Oz in the 90's
jundinator: Ok
 PharaohBender27: After Oz
 MomoNo9: Wizard of Oz is late 19th centurey
 CodeIndigo: after oz
 PharaohBender27: It was T.S. Eliot!
JadedCynic: Baum wrote two books in 'Oz', but okay yeah
jundinator: Nope
 RonaldMcDownload: save room for the bible
 drewm1022: Yeah, Eliot is like 1940s.
 BrowneePoints: Wizard of Oz is like....1930 yall
Orxolon: Idris Elba before James Franco!?
Pteraspidomorphi: hmmm
 BrowneePoints: wait I said that and it might have been 1980
 BrowneePoints: 1890*
 PharaohBender27: @BrowneePoints The film is 1939, but the original book was 1905
JadedCynic: practical cats was more like 60s?
 Diabore: wait, the gospel wasnt a streak with orpheus
TriseAlpha: @JadedCynic It wasn't written by Baum. Look it up
 MomoNo9: Ragtime was early 1900s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TriseAlpha He wrote like a 13 book series
 MomoNo9: Wicked was 1990s, by Gregory Maguire
JadedCynic: @TriseAlpha thank you.  I was AGREEING WITH YOU; thanks for the hostility
JadedCynic: eff chat
  Juliamon: Chat
  Juliamon: chill
 PharaohBender27: @PharaohBender27 Or 1900, upon looking it up
 Sorator13: TWW of Oz was published in 1900, yeah
 DiscordianTokkan: Hades, G, this is Hades
 MomoNo9: Musical texts are apparently a contentious topic
 kilnfiendpotter: This is the correct West Side Story take
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wizard of Oz is earlier because his mother was a suffragette
 CodeIndigo: they had to specify jesus christ superstar because it could have been godspell, which is based on an earlier text
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I forgot that
 Verrain2: E L Doctorow is a modern writer.
 RealGamerCow: Eyyy i was right about les mis
Tempest2097: Feuds you say...
Pteraspidomorphi: I'm glad the team is good because my answers were a disaster
 DrLigmaPhD: Beef Prompt!
 CodeIndigo: @Verrain2 any relation to Cory?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Feuds please
TriseAlpha: @JadedCynic Sure you did. I agree with you.
 Verrain2: Not sure.
ButterBall000: If nothing else, feuds sounds fun
 PharaohBender27: @RealGamerCow Yep, written in spurts from the late 1830s up to 1861, IIRC
 BrowneePoints: But Seriously Nelson, as a Trombonist you HAVE to listen to the Hadestown soundtrack
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I know so much about Catholic debaters from the Reformation
Pteraspidomorphi: This is way easier
skysonglark: oh no
 NewtyNewts: Sovereign Citizens, from.
 RockPusher: Which China?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Define "China"
Orxolon: Estados soberanos!?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah as a sovereign state
WardsarTheWriter: Honestly, I'd have an easier time with this than feuds.
 KaleidoscopeMind: define china
 bytecaster: Which one?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The definitions here are going to be so rough
 Sorator13: yeah, defining "china" is... tricky
 SpaceBattery: which time?
 NotCainNorAbel: not as a sovereign state
ChargingFurret: define "china" as a soverign state
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Not a well written prompt
 azureHaights:  Then they broke UP aGAIN
 BigDaddyBland87: that's GoT
SquidVorb: As a Dornian I'm INSULTED
 Metric_Furlong: ah, the proud nation of dorne
 DeChunkandFriends: Sovereign State of Michael Dorne
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Medium
 Heckhoundbolt: China is  mess to determine
 Arclight_Dynamo: I know the exact year for Haiti.
 kilnfiendpotter: Objectively the best kingdom in Westeros
skysonglark: sovereign state would be in its modern form, right?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, post French revolution
 NewtyNewts: Where would Germany fit in?
SquidVorb: Correct
Tempest2097: Yeah they overthrew the entire country all at once basically.
 Heckhoundbolt: The only
 DrLigmaPhD: Unified as a nation vs. as a culture is gonna be the killer here
 philippekav: it's like in the 1700s
 Heckhoundbolt: No
gualdhar: colonized by Italy
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: WAAAAAY BACK.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That was congo
 PharaohBender27: Cori, you're thinking of Congo
 Thefluffiestguineapig: New
 Heckhoundbolt: Ethiopia survived colonization
 jellybean57: where is cameron and his Civ knowledge when we need it 
SquidVorb: Nope, Ethiopian was missed
 Metric_Furlong: no
 asddsa28: they never got ethiopia
 SymphonicLolita: always
 definenull: all the time
WardsarTheWriter: Frequently.
 GhostValv: all the time 
 Fried_Twinkie: All the time
 e_bloc: all the time
 coachNelly: this is hard y'all
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Heckhoundbolt "Survived" is relative here
 Seth_Erickson: every room I enter Jordynne
mitomanox: don''t ask north americans to know world geography
 azureHaights: Trash, it's TECHNICALLY one country not two
silverstar216: all the time
BrindleBoar: only when I think about it
 Its_VeeBot: 
Despoiler98: every day
 azidbern95: all the f'ing time!
 SpaceBattery: constantly
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I wish
 Dragonality: Constantly
 control_rig: All the time
Pteraspidomorphi: Can't say I know the feeling
 DrLigmaPhD: Often, then I act smart anyway
 DigitalSeahorse: lul
 MomoNo9: Ehhhhhh
 saucemaster5000: I'm not smart enough for self awareness
 BigDaddyBland87: fairly recently
 Simonark: Ethiopia predates Islam. Italy invaded in the 30s but that was quite temporary
 DiscordianTokkan: VERY different skillsets
 TemporallyAwry: Thank you Ian 
WriterRaven: Routinely, Jordynne.
 PharaohBender27: Though Ethiopia did get invaded by Italy in the 1930s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OLD
 underhill33: i work with a lot of phds, so yes jordynne
 bytecaster: The furries are not yet internationally recognized.
 randombillfolds: I do spend a non-trivial amount of time in a room by myself.
 LariatWest: ah yes, the country for me
 Arclight_Dynamo: Oof.
ButterBall000: South Korea would have been the Korean Police Action
 colacadstink: all the furries have now left the chat
 LordZarano: "They never got Ethiopia" It's in the song!
Ukon_Cairns: they renamed it to Zootropolis tho 
 definenull: oof
 Thefluffiestguineapig: New
  Juliamon: oof
 DigitalSeahorse: late late late
Pteraspidomorphi: Denmark is Norway
BrindleBoar: F
 DigitalSeahorse: but also new
 Arclight_Dynamo: I mean, that's tricky.
 Diabore: *sucks air through teeth*
 caimheul: Finland branched off Russia
 PharaohBender27: Oh, that's a real tricky one
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Poland is old but Ukraine has been seesawed
 Thefluffiestguineapig: After Finland
 jellybean57: they're gonna pull out south sudan aren't they
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Define England
 Arclight_Dynamo: Define "Enlgand."
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Define the term.
 PharaohBender27: FAKE
  Juliamon: This prompt is getting away with murder
 kilnfiendpotter: England had to be founded fairly early so they could conquer everyone else
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because I could argue Finland was way more united much earlier
 definenull: what a reference
Ukon_Cairns: oh finland is only a lil over 100 years old
 TemporallyAwry: @Arclight_Dynamo There's a chart.
 DrLigmaPhD: Gay culture ftw
 terribleplan: Fictional
 mercano82: which republic?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes
Pteraspidomorphi: Uh
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ian is right
Orxolon: wait,Genovia isn't real!?
 LithelyUnshod: Define France
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 jamesinor: Which version of France?!
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 emberBecky: by that definition China's a lot newer
 KaleidoscopeMind: its like... which one for each of these
 Rourke9: A lot of this is “it depends”
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Latest
 gibbousm: I mean, Modern France yes, but its a successor state
 Heckhoundbolt: That means China is not last
 SK__Ren: oof
 DigitalSeahorse: what if we don't want another try?
 definenull: wait so china wasn't last either?!?
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Sekivua
ChargingFurret: a lot is it depends, yeah
csanderson0131: oof this is tough
Pteraspidomorphi: France is pretty old in this group
lackingsanity: latveria?
 Heckhoundbolt: They are doing modern version
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, Modern France is post revolution
 MomoNo9: France was still France when the monarchy had their heads
 CodeIndigo: ukraine is most recent because of the ussr collapse
 Thefluffiestguineapig: 1700s
  Serifina: Isn't Genovia from... the Princess Diaries?
Tempest2097: Genosha was a mutant only nation as I recall.
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: The UN thing was the Sakovia Accords
 MAPBoardgames: South Korea: as result of Korean war
 Diabore: i THINK it doesnt give book ends if you have no streaks
 DrLigmaPhD: Nightcrawler was a bisexual awakening for me. Anyone else?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: After Haiti?
skysonglark: sovereign probably has a legal definition
 coachNelly: yes serifina
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Because Sovereign is really mushy
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Earliest
 definenull: bless ya
 DigitalSeahorse: gazoomtits
 NewtyNewts: Raichu!
 underhill33: i bet the game means
 Rourke9: @thefluffiestguineapig sooo messy!!!
 SK__Ren: trash is blocked again oh well
  Serifina: @coachNelly ahahaha hi I didn't expect you to respond while on screen. 
 underhill33: prc not ancient china
 Pharmacistjudge: China as a state is more recent than people think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: France technically was united much earlier than most of the rest of Europe as an identity
 baskwalla: Yes Latveria
 SymphonicLolita: finland is only like 100 years old
theapprenticewizard: Isn't counting S. Korea's 6th republic as the start of the country?  That's the only time roughly the similar to the creation of modern Ukraine
 EricTheOrange: china is one of the oldest, formed in the bronze age with like egypt and babylon
Tempest2097: Yeah the modern Chinese state goes back to the 1950s
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pharmacistjudge Again, depends what you mean by state. This is a bad prompt
 jamesinor: Tis whole thing kinda feels like it would start an argument about what defines a sovereign state
 philippekav: yeah finland is after ww1
Pteraspidomorphi: Thefluffiestguineapig: Technically is right. But it did "exist" at least
 bytecaster: I don't like this prompt
 Cleekru: it depends on the definition but i would think china is only like 200 years old as a state?
 EricTheOrange: 1776
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Pteraspidomorphi This whole category is "techically"
 MomoNo9: Ehtiopia was part of a larger area for a while
Pteraspidomorphi: 
 underhill33: im wrong then
 PharaohBender27: @Pharmacistjudge Well that, like Ian's assertion about France, leads to the question: How is this gaming defining a national founding?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: They meant the monarchy
 definenull: not bad!
 Cleekru: oh woops
 SnackPak_:   
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
Pteraspidomorphi: Pretty good
 Sage0fMadness: where are they getting these dates
 MomoNo9: I've been reading the Cartoon History of the Universe thanks to Ian
  Serifina: Niiiiiice
 e_bloc: 
WardsarTheWriter: Dang, nicely done!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
TriseAlpha: Huh. Nice
 Its_VeeBot: Pretty good! 
  Serifina: Very close!
PandasAndPancakes: Dang
 Rourke9: Was there a ‘sovereign state’ before the treaty of Westphalia
 Arclight_Dynamo: Pre-Norman Conquest England is an interesting choice.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rourke9 Again, depends
WardsarTheWriter: We win!
 RockPusher: Mooo!
Pteraspidomorphi: We win
 Thefluffiestguineapig: We win!
 Sage0fMadness: @Arclight_Dynamo yeah that was my though
 Arclight_Dynamo: @Rourke9 Also a good point.
 Rourke9: @thefluffiestguineapig exactly, I was giving that as an example of how messy it is
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Are they dating England based on Aethelred?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That game was super close actually
 LordZarano: https://games.jackbox.tv/artifact/LineupGame/40e9aef36829319b15278c729f4645d2/
 Its_VeeBot: 
 Scy_Anide: Banger ale..aww.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Rourke9 Sorry, I was losing track of who was agreeing with what. That was my bad
 Diabore: JOB JOB
 BigDaddyBland87: uh...one more?
 NonUniqueGuy: JOB JOB
  Serifina: Job Job!
 SymphonicLolita: yob yob
 NewtyNewts: Jobbin'!
 bytecaster: Job? Job!
 laikagoat: job job   
 paronomasiac042: jibjab!
 Drasvin: Job Job!
oldmanglasses: JOB JOB YAAS!
 SpaceBattery: job job!!!!!
WriterRaven: jerb jerb!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YOB YOB
  TStodden: Jorb jorb?
 Its_VeeBot: https://jackboxgames.bandcamp.com If you like the music
 fastlane250: gotta have jab jab every stream
 saucemaster5000: Time to make chat unreadable
 asddsa28: yeesss it time for make posters
csanderson0131: yes Ian
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Things that I need in real life!
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 fastlane250: it's so good
 SnackPak_: no shame
 CodeIndigo: jobjob!!
 Diabore: joob joob!
csanderson0131: lol
 PharaohBender27: Poor 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 grgriffin3: Is it Yob Yob?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Posters!!
 DigitalSeahorse:  
 BigDaddyBland87: Ian
 GhostValv: D:
 Metric_Furlong: Ian.
 RockPusher:  
 Cleekru: the very bad boss yet hot water cooler
 colacadstink: Alex bein thirsty on main
sounderfan84: england was seprate kingdoms before the norman conquest iirc
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did Ian just make Alex spit take?
 EricTheOrange: excuse you
  Juliamon: !sir
  LRRbot: Sir? Sir! There are limits on what qualifies as cheese.
oldmanglasses: Jorb Jorb?
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 Fanklok: Oh boy time for everybody's favorite thirst trap?
 CodeIndigo: !quote job
  LRRbot: Could not find any matching quotes.
 Its_VeeBot: M. Bubbles plushies available at https://theyetee.com/collections/jackbox-games
 Thefluffiestguineapig: IAN
  Juliamon: Jabu Jabu
nyperold: Then you can take your union-mandated break.
 NewtyNewts: Let me drink that water water.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @nyperold That would mean I'm in a union!! That would be great
  Juliamon: Oh no, they actually made plush of them?
 Its_VeeBot: @Juliamon Also the Drawful owl
 Sorator13: oh dear
  Serifina:  
 e_bloc: 3500 shades
 EricTheOrange: "moisten my porch" sounds like an old timey euphemism.
 Diabore: WHY
 Sorator13: OH DEAR
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 Dog_of_Myth: oh nooooo
 GhostValv: oh... no
csanderson0131: gross
BrindleBoar: AUGH
 DiscordianTokkan: ruh roh
  Serifina:  
 underhill33: blech
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 MAPBoardgames: All of them have stuck pages
 nickthecatbear: 50 states of crustiness?
 onetrueseth: Have you built a pyre of them?
 CodeIndigo: hurghk
TheAinMAP: 
 PharaohBender27:  but also Oh dear
 Drasvin: 
kosstdukat: CRUST
 TemporallyAwry: Aren't there supposed to only be 50?  How did you get more?
 DiscordianTokkan: They come with their own mortar!
kosstdukat: 
 Sage0fMadness: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sunlight is the best disinfectant
 fastlane250: those are the same series
mitomanox: join my Beejlander petition on Mastodon https://kind.social/@mitomanox/110737232395912592
oldmanglasses: I work at a retirement home and it is concerning that Ive seen many residents with copies of them....
 EricTheOrange: Organizing them from least to most crusty?
 DrLigmaPhD: Crust-Scale
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 CouldntPickAUsername: 50 states of crustiness
 CodeIndigo: 50 shades of GROSS
nyperold: Are they, in fact, fifty shades of gray?
 MomoNo9: Yeah 50 Shades made me miss the Dan Brown donations
 SquareDotCube: just... turn them all into paper paste.
 kilnfiendpotter: I love that one is a fanfic of the other
 Its_VeeBot: Should I toot a link to the M. Bubz plushies to Ian and Beej
 kilnfiendpotter: A very bad fanfic
 BigDaddyBland87: 
 bytecaster: Is Beej in?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CouldntPickAUsername They absolutely do not clean their anything properly in the text
Pteraspidomorphi: Poster makin time
 Sage0fMadness: Ian will
 LordZarano: EGCZ
 CouldntPickAUsername: @Thefluffiestguineapig I'll take your word for that
 SquareDotCube: Then press and sell the paper without telling anyone.
 SymphonicLolita: huh. wild
 PharaohBender27: No,  would somehow *literally* find a way to find fifty shades of the color gray
 EricTheOrange: M.Bubbles my beloved
nyperold: Not the pupils, thoygh.
 CaptainSpam: Huh, that object is actually called "Briefcase's eyeballs".
 Fanklok: You ever show up for an interview and within the first 30 seconds the interviewer squirts?
TriseAlpha: Hey, the plugin is working. Neat.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @CouldntPickAUsername For me all toy cleaning is at a medical level of cleanliness, and requires specific preparation
 DiscordianTokkan: That Desk has Experienced Things
 Sorator13: https://bundles.jackbox.tv/main/pp8-apply-yourself/assets/a6b24d58.svg
 DigitalSeahorse:   but not smiling
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @DiscordianTokkan So has the chair
 NewtyNewts: @Fanklok Only when I already know the interviewer
   LoadingReadyRun: The twitch extension should be working for this one
Despoiler98: that desk is nightmare fuel if I sat in front of it its gonna eat my feet
 Dog_of_Myth: DOG
 airylan: sad dog insurance
oldmanglasses: birds insurance
  Juliamon: The desk just has resting crisis face, it's really fine
 DrLigmaPhD: Bird insurance
 iarethel0ser: Dog questionmark.
 CaptainSpam: birds insurance
 Sorator13: sad dog insurance
 NewtyNewts: Birb insurance
  TStodden: Dog the
Peregrine234: bird insurance
 Arclight_Dynamo: Dog, okay
  MrPhlip: dog questionmark
Spades_Slicc: bird insurance
 saucemaster5000: Dog ?
nyperold: Dog insurance
 paronomasiac042: dog training
 bytecaster: Always dog!
 Heckhoundbolt: Bird insurance
 BigDaddyBland87: dog years
 emberBecky: dog ?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: bird insurance
 Rhynerd: bird years
 EricTheOrange: I do like ?
 SymphonicLolita: bird ?
 TemporallyAwry: "Bird Insurance" sounds like a threat 
Riandisa: dog ?
  Serifina: biiiird
swordmaster2551: bird insurance
 Gadora: Dog Insurance
WardsarTheWriter: Bird, ?
 NonUniqueGuy: Dog Ten
 Cleekru: Dog insurance
 Metric_Furlong: Dog ?
 Fanklok: !findquote gorilla blood
  LRRbot: Quote #7969: "Chat, stop saying gorilla blood." —Paul [2022-02-14]
Pteraspidomorphi: BIrd and training?
OfficialBengan: Bird insurance
yoshiminun: bird insurance
 PharaohBender27: Dog anyone
 Dog_of_Myth: Dog ?
 NotCainNorAbel: dog years
 theamc2000: Give poster
 DrLigmaPhD: so that's what that head do
 NewtyNewts: Tickedy clackedy
 EricTheOrange: time to look up M. Bubbles fan art
WriterRaven: bird years
 PharaohBender27: D:
 theamc2000: Paul please read poster when made
 CaptainSpam: The audience gets to sit over here on the side, having our own fun.
 definenull: you got censored by job job?!?
 GhostValv: picante
 CodeIndigo: nelly said a nono word
  Juliamon: O:
 circusofkirkus: naughty nelly
 laikagoat: egg miss
Tempest2097: egg contact
 Thefluffiestguineapig: egg miss
 airylan: egg contact
 emberBecky: candles contact
 iarethel0ser: Egg contact
 saucemaster5000: egg miss
 NewtyNewts: Candle contact
 SymphonicLolita: egg miss
WardsarTheWriter: Jackbox really doesn't like us tonight.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
Forgebold: egg don't
 CaptainSpam: candles contact
  Serifina: egg miss
oldmanglasses: candle contact
Garfman314: egg don't
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That's not ok
  TStodden: Egg Don't
 DrLigmaPhD: Egg don't
 Rhynerd: Candle it
 BigDaddyBland87: egg miss
 NotCainNorAbel: egg contact
 RonaldMcDownload: egg human
swordmaster2551: egg don't
adambomb625: egg don't
 Sorator13: egg contact
 Cleekru: egg miss
 PharaohBender27: Eggs contact
 NonUniqueGuy: Egg Human
  MrPhlip: candles don't
 GhostValv: egg miss
 paronomasiac042: eggs miss
nyperold: Courage, for a dog? That's great.
OfficialBengan: Egg miss
 DigitalSeahorse: egg really
 Arclight_Dynamo: Eggs don't
 Dog_of_Myth: egg miss
 DiscordianTokkan: Egg Contact
 MomoNo9: Thank you
 Gadora: Eggs Miss
 fastlane250: egg
oldmanglasses: Thank you Paul for the beautiful reading
 RockPusher: 
DoodlestheGreat: eggs contact
 fuzzy_died: Candle Really
Riandisa: egg miss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I love Paul's readings
 Tangsm: It's like the opposite of the Nike ad.
WardsarTheWriter: Egg Miss
animemequeen463: I'm jobsearching right now... this is too close to home 🥲
 emberBecky: keeps us busy ^.^
 Arclight_Dynamo: I love Paul's delight at chat doing this, every time. 
 TPRJones: one world, one why
 CaptainSpam: EGG NO.  JUST NO, EGG.
  Serifina: egg egg egg
Despoiler98: Egg PUT THE GUN DOWN
 baskwalla: Egg plz
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Paul's readings are one of my favorite things
 CodeIndigo: "egg don't" is another good threat
 Heckhoundbolt: Humpty step away from the edge
  Juliamon: It is delightful
 NewtyNewts: Excuse me, his name is Humpty Dumpty
 DigitalSeahorse: egg Really?
nyperold: egg why-te
 baskwalla: Egg I have a family!
 DrLigmaPhD: Egg, I'm pregnant, it's yours
 loufghyslaufey: It do miss. A lot.
swordmaster2551: egg fail
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, was that a fish in her head????????
 saucemaster5000: The Bear RULES
csanderson0131: 
Alex_Frostfire: I think this is a demotivational poster.
 Rhynerd: yes
 underhill33: da bears
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TriseAlpha: feesh
  Juliamon: (the water cooler is nonbinary)
  Serifina: @Thefluffiestguineapig maybe probably yes
 nickthecatbear: Paul's live narration of chat doing these posters is genuinely one of my favorite parts of jackbox streams, haha
 DiscordianTokkan: The Chef one! I need to watch more of it
 kilnfiendpotter: Ah, the film where Leo DiCaprio was so desperate for an Oscar he got mauled by a bear
 loufghyslaufey: That's where they get all the eggshells from. They break them.
 Heckhoundbolt: @nickthecatbear Same
 nerdmor: The Bearly Bear
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Heckhoundbolt My favorite thing is his delight in the weirdness
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 NewtyNewts: Filing them in the bladed cabinet
  Serifina: Mx Bubbles is great. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That shredder experienced the Spice
 EricTheOrange: @Chat, what's the NB version of Himbo?
 Rhynerd: congrats, Beej!
  Juliamon: Thembo
 DrLigmaPhD: @EricTheOrange Thembo
 DiscordianTokkan: @EricTheOrange Thembo
 RealGamerCow: Thembo
 NewtyNewts: @EricTheOrange Thembo?
 ThirdGames: Thembo
 MaxTurkeyFlaps: Thembo
  Serifina: Very much thembo
 CodeIndigo: @EricTheOrange thembeaux
 EricTheOrange: Ah good, M.Bubbles is a great Thembo
 GenericHerooo: HI, everyone.  
oldmanglasses: shark obilivion
 SymphonicLolita: shark bus
  Serifina: Shark bus
 airylan: shark oblivion
 iarethel0ser: Shark bus.
Pteraspidomorphi: Shark oblivion
Tempest2097: Shark bus
 Dog_of_Myth: shark bus
 Fried_Twinkie: shark bus
 laikagoat: shark bus
 Arclight_Dynamo: Shark oblivion
yoshiminun: shark oblivion
 NotCainNorAbel: shark bus
 GenericHerooo: !uptime
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 public_key_reveal_party: shark bus
  TStodden: Shark Bus
 MyrddintheWizard: Shark bus
 NewtyNewts: Shark bus!
 quatoria: SHARK OBLIVION
 saucemaster5000: shark bus
 BigDaddyBland87: shark bus
 DigitalSeahorse: shark bus
Natedogg2: shark bus
 Seth_Erickson: Shark Umpteenth seesm interesting
WardsarTheWriter: Shark Bus
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I also grabbed Mx from Mx Bubbles
 CodeIndigo: shark oblivion
 CaptainSpam: ladder oblivion
 ThirdGames: Shark bus
Riandisa: ladder oblivion
nyperold: shark oblivion
 paronomasiac042: ladder bus
Angreed66: shark oblivion
 DiscordianTokkan: Shark Bus
Pteraspidomorphi: Oblivion, not bus. sheesh
adambomb625: shark skyrim
 terribleplan: shark bus
 DrLigmaPhD: shark oblivion
 PharaohBender27: Shark oblivion
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Shark umpteenth
 EricTheOrange: shark bus
Tempest2097: Has to be shark bus, it's too good
 NonUniqueGuy: Shark Bus
 RonaldMcDownload: shark bus
  Juliamon: I appreciate the near-unanimous choice of shark
 Cleekru: latter upteenth
 GhostValv: shark oblivion
Spades_Slicc: Ladder oblivion
 awmcmillan: ladder oblivion
 bytecaster: Shark bus!
 quatoria: embrace the void! shark oblivion!
 Drasvin: shark bus!
 NewtyNewts: I am today years old Jordynne.
LeeshaJoy: shark bus
 emberBecky: I picked ladder by mistake. but yes to shark bus
 asthanius: Herbo
 PharaohBender27: Oh bus, "Bus" was an option!?
TriseAlpha: always bus
OfficialBengan: Shark bus
 magical_writer: shark bus   always
 PhorrestGaze: shark bus
 airylan: !bus
swordmaster2551: shark oblivion
 Rhynerd: Shark Oblivion
 baskwalla: Haribo?
 feet2big: shark bus
oldmanglasses: SHARK BUS!
WriterRaven: Shark bus!
 RockPusher: 
 PharaohBender27: 
 Fried_Twinkie: nailed it
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Can someone make Shark bus?
WardsarTheWriter: Great mod. 10/10.
  Serifina: Fear the Shark, Paul.
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 CodeIndigo: it is now, paul
 paronomasiac042: ladder bus!
Pteraspidomorphi: That would be Oblivion Shark!
 NewtyNewts: I did NOT realize Himbo was a male take on Bimbo.
csanderson0131: paul lol
 TotallyNotaBeholder: Shark bus, ooh ha ha
Tempest2097: I would buy a Shark Bus poster NGL
DoodlestheGreat: Shark bus for Desert Bus
 emberBecky: yess
 MyrddintheWizard:  
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 MomoNo9: Shark Bus is hopefully not the next level of Desert Bus
Tempest2097: I LOVE IT SO MUCH
 airylan: hike wow
swordmaster2551: hikers fish
Pteraspidomorphi: Fish.
yoshiminun: popsicle fish
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Popcile too
 quatoria: SKIIS FISH
 laikagoat: mountain fish
 iarethel0ser: Popsicle fish.
 NewtyNewts: Hikers wow
 Arclight_Dynamo: hike wow
 Cleekru: ICE FISH
 SymphonicLolita: popsicle wow
Spades_Slicc: Hike bad
 Dog_of_Myth: snow fish
 NotCainNorAbel: snow !
 saucemaster5000: popsicle fish
 CelestaRose: 
  TStodden: Popcicle Fish
 Seth_Erickson: popsicle fish is my go to
 Heckhoundbolt: Those popsicles
oldmanglasses: popcicle fish
 TheWriterAleph: or fucking wALK THEN
 CodeIndigo: popsicle fish
TheAinMAP: !dbcountdown
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 iris_of_ether: popsicle fish
 DigitalSeahorse: popcicle HAD
 BigDaddyBland87: snow wow
 PharaohBender27: Popsicle fish
 MyrddintheWizard: people fish
 RonaldMcDownload: popcicle fish
roastbeefsandwitch: example of Himbo: the male "secretary" (Chris Helmsworth) in the 2016 Ghostbusters.
adept_nekomancer: snow fish
 paronomasiac042: snow fish
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That poster needs to be a reward for DB this year
 Rhynerd: popsicle fish
Peregrine234: snow fish
Tempest2097: People fish
 DrLigmaPhD: Popsicle Those
 emberBecky: popsicle those
 evil_h2o_elf: popsicle wow
 blip2004: really need a Morrowind remake, I want to train my Jump skill
 DiscordianTokkan: Popsicle fISH
 bytecaster: people fish!
 MomoNo9: The bus DOES sometimes require fortitude
 PhorrestGaze: the shark is making a threat to try to promote public transit
 awmcmillan: people wow
DoodlestheGreat: climbing fish
 CaptainSpam: Hikers I
nyperold: fishcicle
 kilnfiendpotter: Aw, the knitting is sweet
WardsarTheWriter: People Bad
 loufghyslaufey: I meme, would a shark eat a "school", chat? 
 EricTheOrange: M.Bubbles is nice and dumb...  dunno if they fill the "strong" category that I would associate with thembos.
Riandisa: popsicle fish
 fastlane250: If I remember correctly you can save images of the posters after the game ends, so if you really wanted to print one out...
 NonUniqueGuy: popsicle fish
 Fried_Twinkie: flavors of fish, obv
WriterRaven: Hikers fish
 feet2big: popsickle those
  Sarah_Serinde: It is in fact two different pictures 
 PharaohBender27: Popsicle is different; ski and snow are the same
TriseAlpha: weird. Mine said "wish"
 bytecaster: At least fish won!
 Rhynerd: The other was a group of mountain climbers
 emberBecky: we're picking between two pictures and (ideally) a single word that tracks in the sentence
 Thefluffiestguineapig: If fish is sushi then I will make that happen
Alex_Frostfire: Work first, then banana.
 colacadstink: Gill-Gary, Gill-Ross
 Rhynerd: Close first, then fish
 DigitalSeahorse: I had the fish popcicle but then I wasn't a closer
 LithelyUnshod: Beej's crackle is back
 azidbern95: I remember Alison giving that speech at a PPR
 Brozard: Who am I? *opens a can of Chicken of the Sea* That's who the bus I am!
Dergib: is the buzz back when beej talks?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: The dripping on the second is a.......thing
swordmaster2551: rizz
 RockPusher: "salacious"
adept_nekomancer: "salacious"
  Juliamon: finger cream... rizz
WardsarTheWriter: Be gentle with your Nellys.
 DrLigmaPhD: rizz
 definenull: remember to moisturize
 EricTheOrange: Nelly known for shattering like a vase
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Rizz is a word that was used
 chrysaliss: Salahub-acious
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Same!
 NewtyNewts: Used his own name in the prompt
 DarkMorford: JOB JOB
 Sorator13: 
  Juliamon: 
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 definenull: the first one is a huge W though
nyperold: Salacious Fingers? I remember that Flash series.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
 Seth_Erickson: 
 NewtyNewts: Sheeeit
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is amazing
 EricTheOrange: I know I'm old now, I hear people a new slnag word like Rizz and I don't know what it means.
SpleenLord subscribed with Prime. They've subscribed for 82 months!
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 Pharmacistjudge: Ummm there are ways to be no longer diabetic
TriseAlpha: Scrupulous Fingore is not real and can't hurt you.
 Pharmacistjudge: Actual medical ways
nyperold: Is that a Barbie thing?
 Seth_Erickson: video games forreal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Alex's reading is perfect
 NewtyNewts: Forreal
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This goes with the Baby in the Bag
 DigitalSeahorse: it's an into Barbie thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This is the salesman for that
  Juliamon: I had a cat that got over his diabetes
 grgriffin3: Flaming Kenergy sounds dangerous.
 BigDaddyBland87: Kenergy is the name of my electric company. I wish they were on fire
ButterBall000: Kenergy is just when someone tries to Fist of the North Star
WardsarTheWriter: Kenergy definitely has Synergy.
 paronomasiac042: "flaming kenergy" is my favorite mixed drink
 Pharmacistjudge: Usually it involves a liver transplant.
 DigitalSeahorse: xD
TriseAlpha: I prefer the term "Rainbonus"
 Dog_of_Myth: !venga
  LRRbot: WARNING. WARNING. WARNING. No refuge. Encountered an assailant ｢ＶＥＮＧＡ ＢＵＳ｣ Be attitude for gains... 1: Like to party. 2: Just around the corner. 3: Interstate free disco.
Rootpotato: she tops
 Arclight_Dynamo: "Captain a bus," but also "she tops."
 NewtyNewts: Uh oh. Venga incoming
 DiscordianTokkan: Captain a Bus vs She Tops
 EricTheOrange: does one "captain" a bus
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are both strong
 MomoNo9: Depends on the type of diabetes
 theamc2000: Ah jordynne
 TemporallyAwry: !venga
  LRRbot: The Venga Bus is coming in for the kill, it's doing it for a thrill. Oh, I'm hoping you'll understand.
LeeshaJoy: Flaming Kenergy is the name of my speed metal Aqua cover band.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also could just be the same thing according to different people
electra310 subscribed at Tier 1. They've subscribed for 33 months!
 electra310: That's two three monthses!
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 definenull: HA
NimrodXIV: lol
 RockPusher: 
 SymphonicLolita: 
  Juliamon: oh no they're both really good
 Brozard: YES
 TemporallyAwry: Same Answer 
Peregrine234: lol
 SnackPak_:   
 public_key_reveal_party: BOTH AMAZING
DaxStrife: Oh these are both good
 EricTheOrange: WOOOOOOOW
 Larkonus: Lies detected: 0
 awmcmillan: SPACE!!!
 Dog_of_Myth: Same answer
 fastlane250: Oh God right one is so relatable
 DiscordianTokkan: Hell yeah
 Thefluffiestguineapig: YES
WardsarTheWriter: Both strong as hell... good grief...
Pteraspidomorphi: Both are correct
 NewtyNewts: Make way for PISS!
  Sarah_Serinde: Same picture
csanderson0131: piss
Tempest2097: Strong competition
 BigDaddyBland87: fuck off into space, ya hoser
 bytecaster: Gotta give it to piss
 Twilight_Spark: Shockingly grammatical.
 DigitalSeahorse:  
TriseAlpha: should be a semicolon, but this works. 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does Adam want a cup of this manager?
DoodlestheGreat: Brevity wins
 Quaseymoto: As a manager I can attest both of these are true at times
 Fanklok: Who has management positions in LRR?
 EricTheOrange: sorry beej
WardsarTheWriter: I'm going to start using "fuck off into space" now.
nyperold: "I'm escaping to the ONE PLACE that hasn't been ruined by managers! ... ... SPAYCE!"
 definenull: that smiley is so suggestive
  Juliamon: : )
 Sorator13: I love both of these
 TemporallyAwry: : )
 Rhynerd: the : )
 Cleekru: wat
NimrodXIV: which...nevermind
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are great
 loufghyslaufey: Wait, but who manages LRR? Chat?
 Dog_of_Myth: Someone warn Posty
 PharaohBender27: : )
 saucemaster5000: the gollum game was weird
 NewtyNewts: @WardsarTheWriter Fall off a sea cliff and fuck off into space
 DigitalSeahorse: 
 iris_of_ether: : )
 electra310: : )
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That four days
  Serifina: I am laughing so hard I cannot mouse
  Serifina: Also
 theamc2000: : )
 GhostValv: : )
  Serifina: :_
 DiscordianTokkan: :::)
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, it's offputting
  Serifina: 
BrindleBoar: :  )
 Twilight_Spark: Split the room on that one.
 theamc2000: :::)
 underhill33: so close
 NewtyNewts: :::;)
 definenull: G just wants a really good ring pop
  Serifina: If you have to ask....
WardsarTheWriter: That's up to you to decide...
 loufghyslaufey: The ONE, I guess...
 Dog_of_Myth: 
 iris_of_ether: Hahahaha
  Juliamon: #FreeStephen
 public_key_reveal_party: Wow
NimrodXIV: that's one thing
 CaptainSpam: Well, I'm glad your fuck octopus has a name.
 colacadstink: Hi Stephen! 
 paronomasiac042: you fuck stephen king?!
 GhostValv: #FreeStephen
 TheAwkes: Is that a list, or is Steven the Octopus, who is a short king?
 TemporallyAwry: #FreeStephen
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I can't breathe
 grgriffin3: I wish to meet Stephen.
 Sorator13: I can't help but notice that Nelly has a hockey waterbottle (from the pre-biosteel days, that is)
roastbeefsandwitch: I love this game
 DiscordianTokkan: We love a short king
Alex_Frostfire: Accidental Thriplash!
 awmcmillan: both are great - but had to go with octopus
TriseAlpha: I mean one is probably true
 electra310: Let Stephen out of the briefcase!
 DigitalSeahorse: my fuck octopus
 EricTheOrange: just keep your gimp in a breifcase?
oldmanglasses: the right one is DEFINETLEY not in my purse right now
 RealGamerCow: These are  bith so good
 Twilight_Spark: #FreeStephen
 OldUncleDan: Is the Deep in this game?
 NewtyNewts: Oh, Stephen...!
 kilnfiendpotter: Okay who's been watching The Boys
forbiddenskiesfm: A fuck octopus, a Fucktopus if you will.
 MomoNo9: It's nice that Stephen has a name
 aWabbajack: 
WardsarTheWriter: Is Stephen a security risk for the office?
 KeytarCat: Hi, Stephen!
Dark_Destra subscribed at Tier 2. They've subscribed for 111 months!
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 raulghoulia: ow
 definenull: what moods
 SymphonicLolita: bro i Walk!
 iris_of_ether: Same Energy
  TStodden: No octopussy?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These are the same
 grgriffin3: Based
oldmanglasses: NOT
DaxStrife: 2nd has Da Share Zone energy
NimrodXIV: LRL this weekend!
WardsarTheWriter: Bro, I walk.
 EricTheOrange: I don't like that the i is lowercase and the W is capitalized
 Dog_of_Myth: Good first round
 raulghoulia: stephen broke something in me
  Serifina: Ian in the lead, but Graham with a *stroooong* round.
 NewtyNewts: Let me iiiiiiiiin
 PharaohBender27: LET ME IIIINNNNNN
WriterRaven: Firefighter beard
 airylan: fire beard
 NotCainNorAbel: fire hair
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Sand why
 CodeIndigo: open the fence. stop. having it be closed.
 eric_christian_berg: fire hair!
 Arclight_Dynamo: Fire man
oldmanglasses: fire beard
 saucemaster5000: fire beard
 MyrddintheWizard: firefighter beard
adept_nekomancer: fire beard
 awmcmillan: fire beard
Tempest2097: Fire beard
 NewtyNewts: Fire hat
 Sorator13: fire man
 iarethel0ser: Fire beard
DoodlestheGreat: fire beard
adambomb625: powder but
 Diabore: sand rest
 CaptainSpam: firefighters rest
WardsarTheWriter: Fire Beard
 Dog_of_Myth: fire but
 emberBecky: wat is that..
 PharaohBender27: fire hair
 bytecaster: fire why
  TStodden: Fireman man
 iris_of_ether: Sand man
 BigDaddyBland87: fire man
 quatoria: FIRE MAN
 electra310: Sand Beard
 DrLigmaPhD: fire man
 Lizardman175: sand hat
Peregrine234: fire man
 lord_bry0n: fire when
 SK__Ren: fire hair
 CodeIndigo: fire man
nyperold: powdered doll beard
 Rhynerd: Fire Beard
 DiscordianTokkan: Fire REST
 loufghyslaufey: The hiring manager does display an ADHD charisma, I'll give them that. (?)
 Fried_Twinkie: fire rest
 emberBecky: fire hat
Spades_Slicc: Fire Man
 Gadora: Fire hair
 Sorator13: fun fact: my dad was a plaque guy!
 head_cannon: fire hat
 Drasvin: fire man
 NonUniqueGuy: Powered Doll Man
 Diabore: either rest
yoshiminun: powder rest
 DigitalSeahorse: but pile of limbs
TheDailyMapleSyrup: fire rest
SoaringDragon42: Fire bread
 randombillfolds: LeChuck's Beard
 SymphonicLolita: succulent duvet
planeswalkagogo: fire bread
 airylan: green vegas
 Arclight_Dynamo: Trees Vegas
 NotCainNorAbel: plant nuptuals
 SquareDotCube: succulent duvet
 laikagoat: anything duvet
 NewtyNewts: Artichoke quickly
 CaptainSpam: palm trees Vegas
yoshiminun: plant vegas
oldmanglasses: succulent duvet
 iris_of_ether: Plant Vegas
 Fried_Twinkie: vegas nuptials
 Seth_Erickson: flower undone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: succulent duvet
 quatoria: flower quickly!
 saucemaster5000: green nuptuals
WardsarTheWriter: Beach Quickly
 Rhynerd: Succulent Vegas
 FadedOasis: Trees nuptuals
Spades_Slicc: Leaf Nuptuals
 Dog_of_Myth: trees duvet
 SkylerRingtail: Beach Quickly
 PharaohBender27: Flower Vegas
WriterRaven: palm as
 Sorator13: plant duvet
 DrLigmaPhD: island come
DaxStrife: Plant Come
 DiscordianTokkan: Succulent Nuptuals
 electra310: Plant duvet
 CodeIndigo: artichoke vegas
OfficialBengan: Tree Vegas
 BigDaddyBland87: beach duvet
 MadWolf1290: secuulent vegas
  TStodden: palm nuptuals
 MomoNo9: Is the beard on fire?!
 NonUniqueGuy: Tree Vegas
adept_nekomancer: island nuptuals
nyperold: beach nuptials
 emberBecky: plant Vegas
SoaringDragon42: Island Vegas
 eric_christian_berg: flower nuptuals
DoodlestheGreat: Vegas, baby, VEGAS
Forgebold: plant quickly
 DigitalSeahorse: suckulant quickly
 bytecaster: Changing of fluids
 paronomasiac042: succulent quickly
 NonUniqueGuy: Their head
  Juliamon: They decided they were good with the one they had
 SK__Ren: plant duvet
 colacadstink: Billy O'Brian! 
 CaptainSpam: Dilly O' Drian!
 MomoNo9: Oh they're still full.  No change needed.
 azureHaights: Ah, good ol' Dilly O'Drien
 TheWriterAleph: Storage.
 electra310: Vegas is always an option!
 NewtyNewts: It's Dilly!
 Rhynerd: Succulent Vegas achieved
 LithelyUnshod: coulda had come
 loufghyslaufey: Uhhh, yeah. don't read into it,  Right chat?
 SquareDotCube: it's beyond your comprehension
 fastlane250: Then where do we go from Tucson?
 MomoNo9: The heads go back to the excess head shelf
 Sorator13: waaaaaah
nyperold: Put back for when they need it, I guess.
Peregrine234: i mean if you want to comprehend things vegas is definitely not an option
 iris_of_ether: Have you seen the Alice in Wonderland sequel movie?
 EricTheOrange: I hear a child or a cat
WardsarTheWriter: If you're looking to spend your whole life savings, Vegas is always an option.
 PharaohBender27: @electra310 Is it, though? 
 DrLigmaPhD: Fuck Vegas. In fact, fuck Nevada
DoodlestheGreat: @electra310 Vegas is not an option. IT'S A FEATURE!
 lord_bry0n: feels like it should be vegas , comprenshin is not an option
 loufghyslaufey: & good point sign. Not an option Vegas, MagicCON.
  Juliamon: Vegas is mandatory.
 MomoNo9: @iris_of_ether Which sequel to which movie?
 BigDaddyBland87: Vegas does feel incomprehensible.
yoshiminun: strawberry dj
 iris_of_ether: @MomoNo9 I meant Escape from Oz, I think, but forgot the name
 NewtyNewts: Berry beats
 airylan: strawberry hot
 NotCainNorAbel: strawberry both
 SymphonicLolita: strawberry beats
adept_nekomancer: strawberry that
 eric_christian_berg: strawberry hot
WardsarTheWriter: Strawberry Beats
 Thefluffiestguineapig: berry dj
 CaptainSpam: strawberry beats
 laikagoat: person beats
 Arclight_Dynamo: Person beats
 Shadwhawk: Berry beats
 Lizardman175: berry beats
 Cleekru: berry beats!
 Dog_of_Myth: berry beats
Riandisa: Person spin
DoodlestheGreat: berry beats
 Sorator13: strawberries beats
  TStodden: Person that
Tempest2097: Person beats
 electra310: Berry beats!
 saucemaster5000: berry beats
 Rhynerd: Strawberry Beats
 SquareDotCube: strawberry dj
 CodeIndigo: person dj
 bytecaster: strawberry both
 iarethel0ser: Person DJ
Angreed66: strawberry beats
 MomoNo9: @iris_of_ether Ha!  I almost responded Return to Oz
 SK__Ren: Person DJ
 feet2big: person that
OfficialBengan: Berry beats
 DrLigmaPhD: person beats
 awmcmillan: person beats
 emberBecky: strawberry that
 BigDaddyBland87: strawberry spin
 PharaohBender27: strawberry beats
Spades_Slicc: Berry Beats
 Seth_Erickson: strawberry beats
  Serifina: Strawberry beats
 DigitalSeahorse: AND
 iris_of_ether: @MomoNo9 Same braincell 
 head_cannon: person cold
DoodlestheGreat: Word salad, with dressing.
 randombillfolds: Silhouette Both
 MomoNo9: @iris_of_ether That movie vaguely terrified me as a kid
 Drasvin: Strawberry beats
 DigitalSeahorse: person AND
 Fried_Twinkie: why not both
 emberBecky: these would probably make more sense if we could pick the word first 
 Seth_Erickson: has a Deejay kind of vibe to it.
astyopyxl: beet beats
 MomoNo9: @iris_of_ether I'm so sorry!  
 Rhynerd: same beats indeed
nyperold: Though I guess they never actually need to replace their head during the game. But they always need to check.
WardsarTheWriter: These beats are so fresh...
Tempest2097: @emberBecky But that's half the fun
 theamc2000: :::)
 loufghyslaufey: Wut Beet?
 Arclight_Dynamo: Bucket confident
 PharaohBender27: I do like  's commentary on our poster voting
 NewtyNewts: Drawing genius
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Bucket Delaware
 iarethel0ser: Bucket delaware
oldmanglasses: paint delaware
 SymphonicLolita: paint delaware
 SK__Ren: Paint pinpoint
Tempest2097: 0./-*
nyperold: Berry Beats sounds like an MLP OC.
 colacadstink: Drawing deleware
 airylan: painting map
yoshiminun: painting delaware
 CaptainSpam: Bucket Delaware
 Lizardman175: water genius
Spades_Slicc: Water Genius
 Dog_of_Myth: rain delaware
 Rhynerd: Drawing Delaware
 laikagoat: water delaware
 NotCainNorAbel: water delaware
 eric_christian_berg: bucket dela