Talking Simulator | Hand of Doom

CAKHost: I like that Hootie is there to represent the Owl Wizards and wished the Graham-Wizard let him speak. :c
CAKHost: *wish
  Juliamon: Owls tend to have really strong opinions though, might have derailed things
  Juliamon: speaking of magic, time to update the ol' !ppr command
CAKHost: So is the Hand of Doom the paired hand to Manos the Hands of Fate?
 tod_vom_himmel: is it just me or is the schedule blank for the rest of the week
  Juliamon: *which* schedule
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  Juliamon: everything's there on https://loadingreadyrun.com/live
  Juliamon: (which is the most up-to-date schedule that people should use)
 tod_vom_himmel: i was just looking at the twitch one
  Juliamon: Twitch schedule is garbo
  Juliamon: sometimes it just won't let you update it
 Earthenone: 
 RockPusher:   
SHINOBIofFATE: Simulator'd
CAKHost: \o/
 tod_vom_himmel: hand of doom?
  Juliamon: Hand of Doom
DideRobot: LRR: Cameron and Cori uhhhh *gesture unmagically* Hand of Doom on Talking Sim twitch.tv/loadingreadyrun | https://kind.social/@LoadingReadyRun/110895523990904049
 tod_vom_himmel: we talking about the doomguys gloves?
 Raiz0k: Oh, wouldn't that be wonderful.
Peregrine234: was looking through the steam page for this game and i love the phrase "depictions of bloodless wizard on wizard violence throughout"
CAKHost: Yeah that sounds about right.
 TheMerricat: "Sign a contract in blood! Travel throughout the planes of existence slaying or befriending powerful doomlords in this wizard simulator inspired by the FMV games and dungeon crawlers of the early 90's. Learn powerful spells to solve puzzles and combat the dark forces amassing against you."
CAKHost: In some ways, the game reminds me of Hexen. I think that is how it was spelled
 TheMerricat: So this line on the store page interests me "A full version of the hit wizard simulator from the first Dread X Collection"
CAKHost: Hexen: Beyond Heretic, being the full tittle
CAKHost: *title
 SnackPak_: 
 beowuuf:  
 emberBecky: =[
 TheMerricat: Riddick! 
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 Raiz0k: @CAKHost It was, although I also want to add an "x" there . Fun times for modem multiplayer for me.
CAKHost: @TheMerricat I actually checked a Youtuber who does horror games that I liked and he did played a version of this game! Don't remember if it was a demo at the time.
 TheMerricat: I feel called out. 
 Raiz0k: Cam was just trying to delegate the groseness.
CAKHost: Spoopy Cooly
 Raiz0k: No AC in the new moonbase?
CAKHost: Engage the fan!
CAKHost: XD
Bruceski: I grew up in the desert and yeah. Being humid enough that your sweat sticks around really changes things.
 Raiz0k: xD
 Caffine1138: Yeah. 20C is the superior temperature
 aerohydra: no i will not
 Nigouki: As Misato said, AC is humanity's greatest invention
 aerohydra: you cannot make me
 hesterbyrde: From Alabama with love and humidity-related solidarity
 beowuuf: 
 TheMerricat: I'm too sheltered and pampered chat... it never occurred to me to think that there are folk out there who don't have 24/7 full apartment AC...
 jamesk902: And the occaisional open cast mine.
  Juliamon: new slang for PaC
 Gekyouryuu: You post sweaty pics: only glands
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  Juliamon: "it's Canada, it's always cold"
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 Raiz0k: I feel like anyone not getting the difference in perceived temp should try a dry and a wet sauna. Would straighten them right up.  Also, having only now opened windows at ~1h to midnight in Central Europe "too let the cold air in", I can symphatize.
 SnackPak_: \m/
CAKHost: Global Warming is a jerk
 tod_vom_himmel: i didnt expewct that
Charlymandias: MAWP
 beowuuf: \m/
CAKHost: Metal
Peregrine234: oh wow that was unexpected
 omdorastrix: Wet bulb vs Dry bulb temp - is HUGE
 TheMerricat: Music only goes up.
 Nigouki: use the arrow keys instead of WASD like it's the 90s
 johkmil: Now I want to play Mörk Borg or something.
 tod_vom_himmel: is it tearing?
 Nigouki: yeah, it is tearing
  Juliamon: yeah the tearing's pretty bad
 Raiz0k: Oh, this is extremely Nordic.
 johkmil: It’s not supposed to tear like that?
 TheMerricat: This reminds me of my youth playing Atari ST games with it's revolutionary "Digitized Audio!"
 Nigouki: oooh boy
 Sorator13: oh... oh dear
Bruceski: "I forgive, but this is as far as I go" is a lovely mistranslation of "forgive me"
 TheMerricat: Video seems fine for me?
 Raiz0k: No tearing here.
Peregrine234: not noticing any now, think it was just the intro
 Nigouki: it does not seem to be an issue with the tiny action space?
 johkmil: It was just the video, I think.
 Sorator13: yeah, the tearing was just the cutscene
  Juliamon: It's fine now, it was just the cutscene
 emberBecky: it's fine now.. I think? I think the video might have had on purpose distortions
 tod_vom_himmel: omg
 TheMerricat: PUNCH the gate open.
CAKHost: Punch the gate to assert dominance
 Sorator13: I like how you didn't lift the bar... you punched it instead
 Raiz0k: See? See?!
CAKHost: Oh yeah XD
 tod_vom_himmel: it was heavy
 PMAvers: I assume the cursor is the titular Hand of Doom.
DoodlestheGreat: The hand is the mouse that feeds you.
CAKHost: Ye old Doom controls
CAKHost: Beeg Key
 Robot_Bones: Oh Lawd
 Nigouki: yeeeeeeeeeesssssss
 SnackPak_:   
CAKHost: Oh we found the Hand of Doom!
 beowuuf: fmv
  Juliamon: this FMV, oh baby
CAKHost: We can go home
 empyreon: this is DOPE
DoodlestheGreat: Are these hands Doomy? Extra Doomy? DOOMY DOOMY DOOM DOOM...   
 TheMerricat: Doctor's Signature.
CAKHost: We can't ever write on touch screens
 Raiz0k: Oh man, Blizzard really dropped the ball in their Skyrim remake, seeing as this is the College of Winterhold.
 Robot_Bones: Is this Baldur's Gate 3? I see why all the Dev's are scared
Peregrine234: love how the hand movements did not match the signature
 Mollylele: who did this
 TheMerricat: @Raiz0k BattleSpire!
DoodlestheGreat: Or WAS it?
CAKHost: Wait where is bed?
 Nigouki: good amount of books
 Raiz0k: @TheMerricat xD fair point!
animemequeen463: Poorly integrated FMV time
CAKHost: Oh nevermind, bed is right there
 TheMerricat: @Mollylele "Torple Dook"
CAKHost: You know, for sleep reading
 tod_vom_himmel: looks like your average skyrim SORCERERS HOME
 tod_vom_himmel: oops capslock
 Robot_Bones: My College library had the biggest bean bags, I took so many naps there
CAKHost: I think we found the yes man
 beowuuf: how d they conceal loading times? 
 Raiz0k: xD
 TheMerricat: 
  Sarah_Serinde: Amazing
 Raiz0k: Oh yeah, watch your eyeballs, folks.
CAKHost: Best Beard!
 DandyGeek: this game f’in RULES hahaha
 empyreon:  magelet
 SnackPak_: 
 beowuuf: 
lackingsanity: This rules
 DandyGeek: the pompous sniff got me good
Peregrine234: this is wonderful
DoodlestheGreat: And shitty voice work! Gotta have that!
 MrQBear: wait what did I just walk in on what is this?
 Raiz0k: This is even more aggressively Nordic .
 SnackPak_: A+ wizard laugh
  Juliamon: MrQBear perfection
CAKHost: 8D
 Nigouki: if mana wasn't made to be drained they shouldn't have made it so easy
 Mangledpixel: billboards!
 Mangledpixel: also, boop
 MrQBear: @Juliamon Oh my gosh, It really is.
CAKHost: What happens to the wizards that ponder other wizard's orbs?
animemequeen463: Every conversation with a Dark Souls NPC be like
 Mazrae: I see that laugh as >XD
 TheMerricat: God I love the devs.
Deusis: protector of italian virginity
 beowuuf: LOL
 jamesinor: Why do they sound a bit like Heather?
gualdhar: why does the voice acting sound like a bad 1990s midi? is that intentional?
 johkmil: It is definitely intentional
 Raiz0k: Looks like a Bioshock intro setpiece.
animemequeen463: Everything about this is intentional
CAKHost: Not saying you should, but can you punch the Wizard King?
Boopity: If you can, you should 
munocard: What on earth did I just join in on?
 beowuuf: @gualdhar i believe so
 Raiz0k: @munocard glory?
 MrQBear: @munocard I've been told it's perfection.
Boopity: @munocard Our hand runs DOOM?
Shadowner: turns page to read last of one line
 Mr_Horrible: it's DreadX, so it's probably intended to feel like a 90's game yes
 KeytarCat: Do my deeds!
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 beowuuf: "Sign a contract in blood! Travel throughout the planes of existence slaying or befriending powerful doomlords in this wizard simulator inspired by the FMV games and dungeon crawlers of the early 90's."
 Raiz0k: Nothing behind the wizard's throne BTW?
CAKHost: *Plop*
 johkmil: This makes me nostalgic for an age of gaming that I never actually experienced myself.
 KeytarCat: Punch mage!
Deusis: muscle wizard cast FIST
CAKHost: You are a wizard who casts Punch you in the Face!
 BusTed: 
Boopity: Sir???
 Raiz0k: A wizard of a certain blue shade, for sure/
Kaorti: tru facs
CAKHost: Sure
Invitare: it's not blood. It's wine. He's very drunk
 Gekyouryuu: I was taught by Gordon Ramsay. I only know Cast Iron Skillet
 tod_vom_himmel: what IS this
Boopity: 10/10 delivery
CAKHost: I think that blood is a bit off
CAKHost: It grey :c
 beowuuf: https://store.steampowered.com/app/1924400/Hand_of_Doom/
 KeytarCat: A different type of magic
Invitare: pondering orbs
 johkmil: They said the word!
 SnackPak_: 
 Raiz0k: So many meme references.
 Raiz0k: @SnackPak_ *pondering*
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: love to fill my blood goblets
Boopity: This is the hand of doom, not hand of progressiveness 
CAKHost: We float! So not a witch at least! 
 munocard: Is there a mystery about them though?
Boopity: I... I just noticed the face at the bottom left. Is that us?
 Raiz0k: @munocard Those Druids, you mean?
Nathade: pondering THEIR orbs? so they didn't listen to the latest crapshot
 munocard: @Raiz0k Exactly. Some kind of... Druid Mystery?
Boopity: Oh, just decorative skeletal faces, of course 
 BigDaddyBland87: @Nathade They clearly are scrying enough
 BigDaddyBland87: *aren't
 Lysander_salamander: Hello everyone
CAKHost: We never saw our avatar's lower chin, I think? So we could have a beard and stash
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: first of all, mysterious voice, rude
 Lysander_salamander: this game looks retro
Boopity: @Lysander_salamander 
Boopity: Oh and speaking of wizards, new crapshot dropped
 Raiz0k: @munocard Especially involving an appropriation of scissors and a certain floating police officer?
CAKHost: Must do scrying first
CAKHost: They have seen some stuff
 kamilucky: so fun work place
 KeytarCat: Now it's your turn to delve into the topic
 Robot_Bones: It was him Mr. Krabs, He Was #1!
 Raiz0k: So encouraging.
Boopity: Whoa, look at that sweet motion capture
 johkmil: I love the consistently slightly-off line readings.
 Lysander_salamander: oh FMV
 Raiz0k: Oh the rock hand on the cover xD.
 KeytarCat: A triumph of the human spirit!
CAKHost: So almost throw up the horns. Got it!
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 Raiz0k: Congratulations, we all lost the game.
 munocard: "I'm sorry"
 Mollylele: 
 DandyGeek: this is everything I dreamed of ;_;
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: Mondays, am I right?
 dumbo3k: I thought he got disintegrated, not stabbed
 GhostofJeffGoldblum: oh no I played Myst you're not tricking me into reassembling your book so you can trap me in it
 munocard: Single paged "book
CAKHost: This person writes better when they are dying than me who is sleepy :c
CAKHost: *than me when
Boopity: Right?
CAKHost: Wait no I got that right
 Raiz0k: "ETH"? is it a covert cryptocoin trading scheme?
 korvys: self-declared "informative" wizard, I take it...
 Lysander_salamander: Oh, I think I saw a trailer for this a while ago
 KeytarCat: I'm constantly approaching death, you can't scare me any more than I already have!
rustenskurk: They're doing the chant from Monty Python and the Holy Grail
CAKHost: They are getting their steps in!
rustenskurk: because of cause they are
 SnackPak_:  lore
 Raiz0k: Just love the live action hand animation for the grimoire.
 Mollylele: "How could they think we didn't feel"???
 Raiz0k: Angry rootlets.
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Boopity: Oh this game is already a delight 
CAKHost: Hi!
 KeytarCat: That looks just like someone I knew in uni
 KeytarCat: well, not from this still
rustenskurk: that character portrait is straight out of Neverwinter Nights
Boopity: "Witchy work"
TacitusVigil: I don't wanna cause no trouble, I just wanna do the Forest Witch Shuffle
 beowuuf:   no notes
 KeytarCat: Doomlord must be a "translation" because that sounds not great in English.
 Raiz0k: Someone has Acquired An Alliterative Affliction.
 Hulyen: Nonagon Infinity Opens the Door?
Boopity: The last two words are just german
 LurkerSpine: I thought that witch was gonna be more chill
 hesterbyrde: kay thanks Adria
 KeytarCat: I love this game
 KeytarCat: I should play this game
Boopity: It's definitely very charming so far
 Raiz0k: And so did we.
Boopity: Amazing.
Desruprot: hands
TacitusVigil: Do you think she would just accept a can of cream of mushroom soup?
 Raiz0k: Oh, that's a leshy.
 KeytarCat: And odorous, sadly
Boopity: I love how much room echo there is in those lines 
 KeytarCat: passive voice bs
 Raiz0k: @Boopity Right?
Invitare: that's the same deer skull that the witch had
 Mollylele: yyyyYYEEESSSS
TherapyforNarwhals: hi i just joi-what the fug
 korvys: This rules actually
 Lysander_salamander: cute
 TheMerricat: Very serious game doing very serious stuff chat. VERY serious.
Desruprot: such acting
 jessieimproved: This makes me want to go play Return to Zork
Desruprot: thought that said Irrelevant for a second
Kaorti: I bet that guy rolls coal
TacitusVigil: The lights are going out in this forest, and they will not be relit in our lifetime.
Boopity: @Desruprot Take away the wizard part and it's me 
 DandyGeek: man, this game whups
Mysticman89: the map kinda looks like a blobfish rn
Boopity: @Mysticman89 Oh my god it does
 PMAvers: But... what if *more* fire?
 Lysander_salamander: I'm not sure if I played games like this back in the day.  I think I saw one demo at a Babbage's maybe similar?
TacitusVigil: Don't these druids know that this is one of the worst Warlock helmets?
 korvys: sippies
 Mangledpixel: schlorp
CAKHost: Using an unlock spell will put out fires, right?
Boopity: Punch him in the cocyx!
astyopyxl: It’s Tim!
TherapyforNarwhals: these vfx are amazing
 BusTed: ✊
TacitusVigil: His one weakness: punches
Boopity: I hate when I forget how to turn the tree's fire off
 tod_vom_himmel: i love it
CAKHost: Punch tree
CAKHost: Aww
 PMAvers: I cast... frrrrrt
 Tangsm: The minecraft method is ineffective.
 korvys: Yes, wind, know for putting out fires
 korvys: *known
Boopity: These druids are just walking menacingly towards us
 PixelArtDragon: Is this an old game, or a newer retro game?
 SpacePotato01: why does it sound like billiard balls?
Spanked42: some weak ass cultists
Spanked42: Why is Steve a proud wizard now?
CAKHost: \o/
 korvys: Patrick Waburton?
TherapyforNarwhals: sounds like kronk from emperors new groove
CAKHost: Ball
 PMAvers: Ponder Ye Sky Orb
Boopity: Why music get all ominous 
 TheMerricat: So I'm curious... I remember that Dungeon Master had a system for spells where it would teach you the spell but you could also brute force them by understanding what the runes of the spell meant. I wonder if knowing the spell word here let you cast it before the game gives it to you.
Boopity: Oooh that's an interesting thought Merricat
CAKHost: Are there Secret Doors?
CAKHost: Ah trees!
 Darleysam: just going in for a fistbump
 KeytarCat: 6
 Raiz0k: @TheMerricat I'd be disappointed otherwise, given such precedents as Ultima Underworld.
Boopity: We beat a tree!
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun would you be willing to to a test for chat? hit ort twice....
 Darleysam: punching trees? So this is Minecraft.
 Raiz0k: Light is running out.
 GreatWahooney: just tuned in and I'm not sure what I expected from this title, but probably not this. looks cool though!
Boopity: GOTY
 TheMerricat: THANK YOU!
CAKHost: Huh
 Raiz0k: Mama...
Boopity: So can we sequence break the part that needed fire now? 
 Raiz0k: I mean, fire is light.
 GreatWahooney: a light... such as a fireball?!
 GreatWahooney: I guess that works better
 loufghyslaufey:  Krondor has hands now, chat?
 Raiz0k: And fire spell!
Boopity: You've heard of noot noot, now get ready for ORT ORT
Critterbot: Huh, interesting.
 Raiz0k: We probably need to refresh the light.
Boopity: Wow, are our punches more powerful than the fireball? 
 TheMerricat: LOL punching is still more deadly then fire. 
Invitare: the way it does the animations of getting hit is really nice
CAKHost: Must ORT ORT faster
 SpacePotato01: tell me those aren't billiard balls knocking together
Boopity: Elemental weakness 
 Trahas: fire good against tree
 Raiz0k: Timiiing.
CAKHost: It's Super Effective!
 SquareDotCube: Trees hate fire? Color me surprised
Boopity: Nature has healed and is ready to be hurt again
 PMAvers: Clearly if it works it's intended behavior.
Boopity: We're ort orting very close to the sun
Critterbot: Twofer!
 SpacePotato01: seal attack
 empyreon: d d d double kill
TacitusVigil: Day-off...daylight cast and I wanna go home.
 Raiz0k: Also, can you not move while casting?
 Raiz0k: Oh.
 loufghyslaufey: Ha! The punching animation is a IRL hand!
Boopity: Oooh, water!
 Raiz0k: Oh this is bait.
 Raiz0k: Or not.
 PMAvers: something something bless the rains in Wizardtown
CAKHost: Time to make things wet
Boopity: @loufghyslaufey Oh all of the hand animations are an absolute delight 
astyopyxl: Every time he goes IST I feel like I’m getting pranked 4 years ago
astyopyxl: Stupid hand movement
astyopyxl: Love it
Boopity: I can't believe thet just no scoped ort ort first try
 Raiz0k: Fire on your right.
CAKHost: This field can fit so many ORT ORTs
 KeytarCat: I'm looking at the magic words as cardinal directions, but My spell reasoning for light is "West to East, like the sun!" so
 tod_vom_himmel: lmao one of the steam reviews : She ORT ORT on my GRIMOIRE 'til I ETH TAL ORT IST  (This game is cool)
 TheMerricat: @LoadingReadyRun so for Cameron's benefit. I just looked up a walkthrough and you would have learned the fireball near the area that you learned light apparently so you haven't sequence broken too much.
Viking_Blonde: Flame Wizard 4 Life
CAKHost: We saved the trees!
 Raiz0k: @TheMerricat Was the motive to placate or discourage  ?
 MrQBear: okay, i had to go finish dinner just as we left the tower. what's the body count?
Coinman1863: There's also the bramble area to burn by the witch.
 Raiz0k: @MrQBear Do trees count?
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat I didn't want to run it for them 
 KeytarCat: No one has been down to bang :,(
 MrQBear: @Raiz0k Yes.
 KeytarCat: Wait no, the joke was that it was a reply!
 Raiz0k: @TheMerricat Ah, so, to tally xD.
 Raiz0k: Yeah, tree has a placard.
 raulghoulia: uh, this rules
Critterbot: The bottom line. 
Boopity: What an excellent reading 
 inconsideratehat: Just hopped in; what are we most excited about with this game today?
 loufghyslaufey: Duh heck!?
 MrQBear: so this fireball is the most metal fireball ever made?
Boopity: @inconsideratehat That
 TheMerricat: @inconsideratehat Retro GOLD.
Vars437: Language
CAKHost: ORT ORT is pretty cool
  Juliamon: inconsideratehat You will understand almost immediately
 Raiz0k: "foundation for other spells" so Ort Ort <permuation> time?
 inconsideratehat: Eeeeeexcellent.
 GreatWahooney: actually, many things are *cooler* than fire
CAKHost: Da Gem
TacitusVigil: I mean, free agony
 tyrsredritehand: It's like a heave metal retelling of an old DOS game
 Gekyouryuu: it's gonna keep blindsiding me to hear "ort" in this, because ORT is a massive alien spider monster that serves as a raid boss in one of the most recent Fate/Grand Order story chapters, and it fights by turning all your servants into unusable crystal statues and then absorbing them into itself
 KeytarCat: That said that fireball was a foundation for other spells, can you just append stuff?
Laserbeaks_Fury: IST looks *very* rude
 GhostValv: oofa
 Raiz0k: @Gekyouryuu It also means "place" in German, probably not completely unrandomly.
 tyrsredritehand: In the pocket of BIG FIRE
 loufghyslaufey: U 1sf
Boopity: If the max. length of spells is 4, that makes 340 permutations so... you know, brute force not out of the question 
 PMAvers: "Fireball disagrees."
 bytecaster: Is blocking their first name?
 loufghyslaufey: I meme, u first bro!
 raulghoulia: Marauder Shields
 Mazrae: Finding something blocking your path??? Fireball fixes all
TacitusVigil: Gee, this really was a toxic alliance wasn't it?
CAKHost: But we helped your trees ;n;
 Raiz0k: I feel like we have an opportunity for a non-violent resolution there.
 Raiz0k: Fire!
Vars437: what about that tree bridge?
 TheMerricat: When all you have is a fireball spell, everything is flammable chat....
Boopity: GAME
 beowuuf: 
 SnackPak_: 
 GhostValv: KKona
 Gekyouryuu: "how is this field like my photoshop projects? ....poorly cropped."
 tyrsredritehand: 
CAKHost: Gem!
 Darleysam: oh hi there, Gun-Nut Adam
 tyrsredritehand: Shrooms
 bytecaster: Screaming money
CAKHost: Collectables!
TacitusVigil: There is no capitalism without agony
 Raiz0k: One more flame on the map.
 Tangsm: My money also causes agony. This makes sense.
 PMAvers: mmm... screaming engrams. I can't wait to see what Rahool does with these.
 tyrsredritehand: Why would druids need gems?
 LurkerSpine: !break
  LRRbot: Remember chat, break time for the streamer means break time for YOU, so unclench, get up, stretch, walk about a bit, and maybe get a drink or go to the toilet if you need to.  Don't forget to wash your hands!
 Raiz0k: And a shrom.
 Raiz0k: And there's also the flame at the NNW.
 KeytarCat: ORT ORT mfr
CAKHost: So much ORT
Boopity: ORT ORT giving GANT GANT vibes
 PMAvers: gant gant summons a flaming car out of the skybox
Laserbeaks_Fury: Or a projectile spoiler
 Mangledpixel: !gant
  LRRbot: Yorri, no!
 tyrsredritehand: !quote fire
  LRRbot: Quote #1310: "Snap snap pop crackle crackle snap pop" —Fire [2015-12-18]
 KeytarCat: The beloved substitute at my hs was a Ms Gant.  I hope she's doing well
 Raiz0k: Oh no.
TherapyforNarwhals: hope you feel better cam 
 tyrsredritehand: Oh no. Cam has succumbed to the fireball.
 Nigouki: Best wishes to Cam's organs
 Raiz0k: Or to the Ort Ort.
 tyrsredritehand: Ort's speed Cam!
Invitare: this is why first person games should always have reticules
 Azralorne: Oh noes it's a cori only stream now
 GreatWahooney: oh ok!
 tyrsredritehand: We're not stuck with Cori! She's stuck with us!
CAKHost: That man has no pants
 Azralorne: cori is always stuck with me
 Mangledpixel: space situtations, or spacetuations
 inconsideratehat: "butt stuff"
 draxov: Poor cam, brains get stupid notions of 'motion' in them all the time 
Laserbeaks_Fury: That Lion has 5 legs, wait is that a Buer
jessicaengle: Hi chat, I just got here.  Is cam experiencing organ non-compliance?
 Raiz0k: High Priest of Austria?
jessicaengle: 
 Raiz0k: @jessicaengle More like excessive PoV-frame shift.
 GreatWahooney: Daily Arbalest is a fantastic name for a newspaper
 Nigouki: ROMANCE
 Raiz0k: @GreatWahooney Very propulsive.
 MrQBear: this is probably picking who you get starting cred with up there
 korvys: Hey Cori - While Cameron does not occupy it, could we move Mr Chair from the screen? He's covering some of the text
 MrQBear: 'protector against serpents'
astyopyxl: Huh. A fun game would be like a dialogue-tree focused game with an unreliable narrator where the dialogue choices give you hints as to what’s actually happening
 Azralorne: I wanna be Morningdew when I grow up
 Azralorne: Coriiiiii
 Azralorne: You're covering text
CAKHost: Hi Wall Buer
 Azralorne: Can I be you?
 Azralorne: I'm just gonna take your skin real quick, I'll give it right back
 Azralorne: Booooo
 MrQBear: @Azralorne why you gotta get us in trouble like that?
 Gadora: Skin borrowers, only?
 tyrsredritehand: !skin
 Azralorne: 😂😂
 korvys: !findquote skin
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BrindleBoar: yeah, it's not wendigo wednesday
 Mazrae: Just came back and what happened where cam and other game
Boopity: Consensual skin exchange only
 Azralorne: Cam lay down, cori play something else until he's ok again
EpiVanMural: cam got motion sick from the other game and is having a lie down
 FarleyF: Cam experienced some motion sickness so we changed games
 CururuGuasu: @mazrae Hand of Nausea struck
 Mazrae: Ah okay hope cam starts feeling better
 FarleyF: Nausea spell would be yuk yuk
 They_Are_Alyx: We need to make number go up!
 RealGamerCow: wut game is this?
 GreatWahooney: number go up? my favorite!
 They_Are_Alyx: !game
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Laserbeaks_Fury: Oh, apparently Buers are a thing outside Castlevania/Bloodstained
TacitusVigil: I've had one of those suppression fields my whole life. 
CAKHost: OH the chair is in the way XD
CAKHost: I was wondering what was clipping in the center frame. It wasn't that bad there.
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TherapyforNarwhals: is this a morality based game
CAKHost: (I thought for a second something on the desk was clipping though the menu and overlapping that center UI element but it is just the other chair. Again, I don't think it was that huge of a bother)
 MrQBear: Million years of jail for Hellkon
Laserbeaks_Fury: HOW FAT IS SHE?
 Darleysam: a Stone Cold Steve Opportunity
gualdhar: she seems like a joke
 johnny: this game is delightful
TacitusVigil: Five day weeks, huh?
 johnny: go full charm for TV
Laserbeaks_Fury: probably lot sof charm for the apperance
 inconsideratehat: Def interview stuff
CAKHost: Getting some Monster Rancher, though obvious its by days, not weeks
 inconsideratehat: Is there another stat relevant to interviews?
Boopity: Invest everything into charisma, surely nothing can go wrong
Boopity: Oh no, not the personalities!
 TheAwkes: The people will love them as they fatally crash into asteroids.
6 raiders from Weslyphon have joined!
CAKHost: Nooo our trump card
jessicaengle: So, public humiliation?
jessicaengle: sigh
Boopity: Thanks Commodore
Boopity: 
Bruceski: I know it's not, but I just got back and I wish this was still Hand of Doom playing a Frog Fractions.
jessicaengle: What if you're tenacious?
 A_Dub888: Dz NUTS
 johnny: OH NO
 johnny: what a twizzler
Boopity:  
 MrQBear: Oh commodore is gonna get 'replaced'. ' -'
 johnny: this is going to go great
 Raiz0k: Oh, right, this guy is an investment sink.
 inconsideratehat: Hehehe, heh, heh
Boopity: NOOOOO
 GhostValv: haha
 Nigouki: lmao
CAKHost: John Sicefore Commodore
 johnny: OMG
 MrQBear: and he loves the vibrations of the rocket.
 inconsideratehat: This game is rad
BrindleBoar: alrighty then
Boopity: How is "weird sex thing" the BOON out of all of those?? 
 Nigouki: ok but who DOESN'T want to boink an alien?
 A_Dub888: He wants to explore strange new worlds
 SnackPak_: 
 GhostValv: 
Boopity: Ummm...
 Lysander_salamander: what game is this?
 MrQBear: Woo! so much money wasted!
CAKHost: Whelp
Boopity: ???
 GhostValv: ???
 MrQBear: we're so dejected, we're tripping.
TacitusVigil: That lion has six legs
 A_Dub888: 
CAKHost: KITTY
BrindleBoar: 
 johnny: i love that he has 5 legs
 bytecaster: Is there a spirit in every flag?
 v_nome: Our ideals are a lion doing a sploot?
Bruceski: "Our country was FOUNDED on weird sex things!"
TacitusVigil: Er, 5
 MrQBear: god,it's just literally a buer, eh?
 korvys: Anatomically improbable lion spirit friend
 johnny: lol
CAKHost: WAT
 A_Dub888: 
CAKHost: Do not ORT ORT!
 GhostValv: 
 bytecaster: 3 is strong!
Boopity: This is spin control, the game
CAKHost: Yay!
Laserbeaks_Fury: Pants are 78% likely to burn up on re-entry
 inconsideratehat: Wooo
BrindleBoar: glorious
 v_nome: Is the journalist Mariyn Manson?
 johnny: wait execute? i thought getting the axe was a metaphor
CAKHost: Can we get her a membership to Space AAA?
CAKHost: Er, AA
 A_Dub888: In space, no one can hear you talking to your Five-legged Lion Spirit Friend
Boopity: Oh, sweet
 MrQBear: what
Boopity: WHY
 satyropodobny: Is that a Roving Mauler?
 A_Dub888: How
 A_Dub888: ?
Boopity: ???
 bytecaster: Aaaah, like a pidgeon!
 BusTed: like birds
Boopity: Once again I respond with "???"  to this game
 bytecaster: *pigeon even.
Boopity: She never lost a screw
 johnny: boo, charm fail by Johnny
 johnny: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Boopity: Amazing
 inconsideratehat: LOL zodiac
 Raiz0k: Why is there a night light hanging off the coat of arms/helpful spirit?
 MrQBear: the other guy had  a golden eagle, which made him better at everything
 MrQBear: and we see how that turned out
Boopity: But he had that weird sex thing
CAKHost: Them distracting bags of bread
Boopity: Ummm
jessicaengle: This game is weird 
Boopity: Just one repeatedly 
 satyropodobny: Aw, we said no to violence 
Boopity: Oh no, not the scandal
Wolfstrike_NL: Whahaha
 Lysander_salamander: wow
 johnny: looser
Boopity: Representation!
 MrQBear: 'never look a shape in the eye'
BrindleBoar: nepotism at its finest
 bytecaster: Finally a zodiac just for me!
 johnny: ya, don't crash
Wolfstrike_NL: (again)
Boopity: What a sentence
 MrQBear: well yeah of course HE hopes we succeed, he needs to stick it to those snake-lovers across the river or wherever they are. 
 Lysander_salamander: Is this like those Princess Maker games?
 bytecaster: Can we make her less of a loser?
TacitusVigil: I miss our Zapp Brannigan guy
Boopity: @bytecaster Yeah, can someone do that to me? 
 GhostValv: D:
 Brozard: we are the best at astronaut
 Brozard: soaking in astro juice
 MrQBear: @TacitusVigil But he was Pedantic! And he knew about the OTHER gods that we threw out in the religious redesign!
Boopity: ???
 Lysander_salamander: well, ok
TacitusVigil: Time to fight a Gorn
 Nigouki: look the serpents gotta eat too
Boopity: DEAD
 Lysander_salamander: oh
 GhostValv: yikes
BrindleBoar: spin the wheel of snakification
jessicaengle: no steppie on snek
 A_Dub888: 
 johnny: omfg
Boopity: Welp
 MrQBear: 'no longer with'
JadedCynic: but it was a low-stress death 
 Lysander_salamander: dang
 johnny: ditch?
jessicaengle: F
 johnny: what?
 Raiz0k: @JadedCynic xD
Boopity: I mean... we didn't... know them
CAKHost: OH NO
CAKHost: They just pile up out there ;n;
 TheMerricat: I had looked away chat what killed our astronaut?
 bytecaster: snek
CAKHost: Snake
 TheMerricat: 
Boopity: Of course
 FarleyF: Giant snake combat
 Raiz0k: @TheMerricat A challenger to a mongoose.
rustenskurk: floating spare chair confused me there - thought it was a part of the scene
 MrQBear: oh uh it mentioned what level the stat needed to be on that daily starting screen. Hmm.
 Lysander_salamander: nice
Boopity: Let's commit treason!
 Nigouki: we can have a little treason, as a treat
TacitusVigil: Is it possible to learn this knowledge? Not. From. A Jedi.
Boopity: I knew stress balls were magic
TacitusVigil: That's why LRR has a Stress Beej. You just squeeze him to relieve stress.
 Mangledpixel: there was another tab on the magic menu, btw, for items (presumably talismans)
Boopity: Nooooo
 GhostValv: D:
 MrQBear: UH does that mean they can't go on tv...?
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Raiz0k: Ha, yes. Herniated hands.
Boopity: How is everything going out of control so fast
 RonaldMcDownload: Well that makes scheduling easier
Boopity: "deez nuts"
Bruceski: "That's one small step for man, one refreshing drink of Flaustra-Cola for mankind."
Boopity: Welcome back Cameron!
 Fe1ix66: If I know anything from KSP, 2 astronauts is nothing 
 tyrsredritehand: A wild cam appears!
 korvys: Well, half a Cam
 Raiz0k: @Fe1ix66 This does have a certain "KSP, but character-focused" feel, doesn't it?
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 MrQBear: ooh. I wonder if his favor wil go up just because we buy stuff?
Wolfstrike_NL: we did loose 1 of our stat babies to a serpent already, so we gotta praise mongoose more
Boopity: 
Boopity: All our astronauts can't attend... this is fine
LaikaFawkes: Hi there! I'm the designer of the game, so the things that are happening are most likely my fault!  Happy to answer any questions in chat.
LaikaFawkes: Except "what is going on." Never that one.
 Raiz0k: Cam just slamp dunked that rule of three there.
 korvys: died to a snake
Boopity:   
LaikaFawkes: Yeah, there's always a chance of astronauts getting injured when you train them at higher stress, but you can use a Raw Egg from the store to heal them.
LaikaFawkes: But either way, the tutorial is pretty rough
 korvys: as you do
Boopity: Quick, someone go grab ceiling egg!
EpiVanMural: the moving background in that scene was not ideal
LaikaFawkes: At the risk of mild spoilers, it's you get more options to deal with things in later missions!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is this at all related to that brief Hazbin Hotel series? The animation looks really similar
 Raiz0k: Did Cam have a compulsion to vacuum random detritus?
EpiVanMural: pass the detritus
Boopity: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yeah, gaslighting is always a good option for shame. -.-
Boopity: Amazing
Desruprot: rip
 Lysander_salamander: hahahahaha
 Angnor33: I do love forbidden magic.
 MrQBear: that cauldron? full of coffee? that dissolved a stress ball in seconds?
 Gekyouryuu: "I'm fading away~ quick~ take more of that nose powder~ it's imperative~"
 MrQBear: Yeah that seems reasonable. ' -'
  Juliamon: just fuckin' drown in the cauldron
 Thefluffiestguineapig: According to many people my entire being is forbidden
 A_Dub888: CANNONBALL
 Thefluffiestguineapig: So magic must be an improvement
 mugulord: Is this game an isekai?
Bruceski: Anyone else hear the batman riff for that transition?
Greendrag13: Just do it... just dive headfirst into the chamberpot
 Gekyouryuu: @Bruceski I heard the Transformers scene change riff
EpiVanMural: im trying to figure out what this voice is reminding me of
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EpiVanMural The one Cori is doing?
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EpiVanMural: yeah @thefluffiestguineapig
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @EpiVanMural For me it immediately brings to mind "Bueller, Bueller"
EpiVanMural: reminds me of an actor
 Gekyouryuu: @Thefluffiestguineapig good, ol' Ben Stein, eyedrop seller extraordinaire.
Boopity: "It's not you, it's them"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Yes, run it back with the same system, nothing can be bad about that
Boopity: Is this a MLM scheme?
 Lysander_salamander: oh, this is a rogue-lite?
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 Gekyouryuu: "you mine these lion coins from computers~ we're taking them to the moooooooon~"
 KeytarCat: Wow, first Eth, then Lioncoin
 Raiz0k: @Boopity MMLM (add one more "M" for "Mutliversal")
Boopity: Brilliant 
 Gekyouryuu: @Raiz0k surely, then, it'd be MVMLM?
 Lysander_salamander: I like how cheerful the lion is
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh jeez, I'm kind of fascinated by what on earth a Jungian Massage is
 korvys: Ah, rogue-lite stuff
 bytecaster: sure!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is trait inception literally just starting a trait or is it the movie?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also is this part of Hand of Doom or did that not have legs?
Falannt: Hi guys!
 Raiz0k: @Gekyouryuu Is the number 2945 significant in this case?
 Gekyouryuu: no idea
 Gekyouryuu: also, "you wanna get to space, you gotta fist fight us"? is this G Gundam?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did they just say we are condemning these astronauts to a bad afterlife?
 Angnor33: 3! 
Boopity: I so want 3 to just end the game
 Angnor33: Brutal Honesty!
 Raiz0k: Yes, yes, pick the instant lose condition.
  Juliamon: Thefluffiestguineapig Hand of Doom was rough on Cam's tummy I think
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Juliamon Fair enough, this also looks like a good mine for both comedy and Talking Sim points
Boopity: The game's been wonderfully eccentric so far 
CAKHost: O hai Cameron! Glad you are back. 
 Lysander_salamander: this game looks fun, I'm putting it on my list
 Raiz0k: So of course there's likely a way to keep the field up, and keep the ubercharged starter astronaut.
Boopity: I like Gary Sensible's vibe
 bytecaster: Whats his zodiac?
 korvys: Golden Eagle
Boopity: The talking bleep noises are very fun 
 tod_vom_himmel: oh i just came back, did that other game end already? it was very short?
 Raiz0k: @tod_vom_himmel rogeulite
Boopity: Sweet cactus! (exclamation)
 korvys: @tod_vom_himmel The last playthrough of this? Or the wizard game?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I feel like this would be a place one of my dad's favorite exclamations would be at home
 Thefluffiestguineapig: "Great Googly Moogly!"
 tod_vom_himmel: the wizard goofyness
 korvys: Ah, Cam got motion sick, so they changed games
 tod_vom_himmel: ah ok
Boopity: Now everything goes wrong
ichibento: So I see.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There are a lot of weird sex stuff that doesn't effect anyone
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait
Boopity: He's not dead. He was ejected 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did they Inquisition him because he didn't conform?
  Juliamon: it's OK Gary, they may judge but we don't
Boopity: Funnily enough, the weird sex thing was the only positive trait out of those three
 RonaldMcDownload: Do you have to go through the whole spiel every time you lose/switch dimensions?
Boopity: I think it's just cause we failed in the tutorial 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity As long as they are doing it with consent from everyone
 korvys: (The spider ate the pants.)
 MrQBear: @RonaldMcDownload They went back to replay this one and it mentioned that it was a tutorial and that there might be repeats, I believe
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh man, these ptions are gold
LaikaFawkes: The tutorial is a little more linear than other missions, since it kinda tries to introduce everything in the right order... things do open up after this!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @korvys This is the barking spider of legend that magically appears whenever I have something carbonated
 Lysander_salamander: that's pretty cool
 Raiz0k: Oh, extra life?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Has Cori played this before?
Boopity: We did a first run just before this @Thefluffiestguineapig
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity Same save file? Is that why everyone was saying roguelite traits revealed earlier?
Boopity: @Thefluffiestguineapig Yes
Boopity: "Supposed"
 MrQBear: whoa, it gave her a good stat boost, she's 7 piloting and procedure now!
 TheMerricat: Fear of Pigs....
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity Ok, thanks for the explanation!
 bytecaster: Are any of them losers though?
 empyreon: a level TWO fear of pigs
  Sarah_Serinde: Me too, Bitnik
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat I mean, pigs are essentially large projectiles that can break your ears with their shrieks and choose violence every day without intensive socialization. This is reasonalbe
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat Or it could e the other type of pig and still be reasonable 
 Raiz0k: @Thefluffiestguineapig Not to mention that they are the very epitome of omnivores.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat For sure, I fear them deciding my little amount of security is unwarranted every day
 Raiz0k: "Mine's haunted"
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Raiz0k Yeah, for all that people talk about goats eating weird things, pigs eat and digest those things and don't care
Boopity: Oh hey, no death this time 
 korvys: The nation's favourite game, charm or snake
Boopity: WHAT
 Raiz0k: wat
 empyreon: WOW
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That felt weird
 Lysander_salamander: nice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: You know, hypothetical magic spells
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ones no authority will ask about but aren't strictly speaking allowed
 TheMerricat: Two astronauts. I think we've beat it already, haven't we?
 korvys: Yeah, but one might randomly die
Boopity: Don't jinx it @TheMerricat 
Boopity: Or all of them end up in the hospital 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Cam you are a merciful boss
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Um
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What just happened
 Raiz0k: "telex" well that takes many of us back
Boopity: OH NO
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Did the one guy gain knowledge and that made him a worse person?
 RaklarLS: where did hand of doom go?
 jessieimproved: @RaklarLS motion sickness
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @RaklarLS Motion sickness jail
 RaklarLS: oh, fair. The game jam version was already like that
 bytecaster: Sending the guy with no charm to be on tv sounds like a mistake
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @bytecaster Works bafflingly well for some TV personality
 Thefluffiestguineapig: All the Jersey Shore people spring to mine
 Thefluffiestguineapig: What? How would the psychologist know that?
 RaklarLS: i like that all the dialog voices seem to have been made with a stylophone
 bytecaster: Loosing all that charm for pilot ability really paid off
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That seems much more like a different doctor's speciality
Boopity: Pinthwaite carrying
Boopity: We didn't bring anyone with us last time 
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 inconsideratehat:   
 bytecaster: 5 days, that ought to be enough, right, RIGHT?
Boopity: Money 
Boopity: Also the music is very fun 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity All we needed to do is lose all charm
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This game is a strange kind of compelling
Boopity: @Thefluffiestguineapig Sounds about right 
 TheMerricat: His charm is -1 before bonuses.
 inconsideratehat: Nice nice nice
Boopity: Uh oh
 FarleyF: place your bets folks
 DandyGeek: oh that seems bad
 korvys: Are the skulls... good?
 TheMerricat: She lives!
 FarleyF: so not as bad as last time
Boopity: The skulls killed one of our astronauts last time 
 Gekyouryuu: we have skulls inside us. we're good. therefore skulls are good
 TheMerricat: So we were told that Raw Egg is a cure...
 Thefluffiestguineapig: This song is great
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @TheMerricat Does that make Ceiling Egg the universal panacea?
 inconsideratehat: Now you can fix the arm!
 TheMerricat: @TheMerricat I don't believe that you could call Ceiling Egg 'raw' any more. 
Boopity: @Thefluffiestguineapig That's why they took it with them to the new moonbase 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: When i busted my elbow so bad the ER doc evaluated it as "pulverized" I wish they had known that all they needed was a raw egg
 TheMerricat: I love that Twitch decided that you were talking about a chat user... 
  Juliamon: Ted's fault for using a common word as a handle
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh Algorithm sometimes you fail amusingly at least
Boopity: Nice!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Oh rad!
Boopity: New astronaut just dropped!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Why do we need vigilance precious?
TherapyforNarwhals: so judgy
 MrQBear: got more positive than negative favors
 TheMerricat: And that was why we needed Vigilance. 
 Gekyouryuu: does rainy count as cloudy, or do they count separately?
  Juliamon: It's difficult to get rain on a non-cloudy day. Unless you have floatcows.
Boopity: 
Boopity: One of the options was "force all astronauts to switch with their urchins" 
 Gekyouryuu: @Juliamon true. just wouldn't surprise me for a game like this to differentiate between "raining" and "clouds but no rain" as functionally distinct
 Lysander_salamander: oh dear
 TheMerricat: drug trippoing.... 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity I feel like that would be extremely amusing but bad for success
Boopity: It is definitely the chaotic choice
 Thefluffiestguineapig: @Boopity So it's the "what would Heather do" option
 inconsideratehat: I can hear this priest's voice
Boopity: Oh absolutely 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Also I would love to see an intelligent comedy about an entire crew of astronauts doing the Prince and the Pauper and desperately trying not to be found oyt
 Thefluffiestguineapig: OH NO
 loufghyslaufey:  Animal Crossing dialogue
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Ok, felt like cheats but very good
Boopity: Someone needs to oil that whell
 A_Dub888: 
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Does that wheel fill anyone else with a sense of creeping dread every time it appears?
Boopity: The way it moves is... it is
 v_nome: Robbed!
 Lysander_salamander: I like this game
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Is Cowsense just knowing when to get out of the way and knowing the fasted way up the fence?
 Thefluffiestguineapig: *fastest
 Thefluffiestguineapig: These fears all seem reasonable. Pigs and caves
 bytecaster: Is this the Darkest Dungeon of space exploration?
Boopity: Pinthwaite carried so hard last time (they did all of it  )
 Dread_Pirate_Westley: Spirit, you're a lion, not a bear.
 TheMerricat: IB4 We find out that you have to charm aliens....
TherapyforNarwhals: watch the rocket explode
 Thefluffiestguineapig: Wait, was that the one astronaut in the ditch on the screen?
Boopity: Don't worry about it
 TheMerricat: @Thefluffiestguineapig Our first astronaut was.... expelled for having .... thoughts.
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 GhostValv: D:
 Thefluffiestguineapig: WHAT
cheshiregleam: Maybe a trait?
 MrQBear: This is the tutorial, it's probably meant to end in some amazing twist of awful fate, right?
 Gekyouryuu: that's some nonsense
Boopity: This seems fine
 empyreon: D:
 GhostValv: ground control to major butts
 Raiz0k: 
Boopity: Intentional!
lackingsanity: So if you're picking astronauts for each check, maybe you're better off specializing the different astronauts you bring in specific stats
 bytecaster: The training is paying off!
Boopity: At least our odds are getting better with- oh...
Boopity: "ligma"
 bytecaster: Not dead!
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 Gekyouryuu: I'm reminded of the one dude who went up with Armstrong and Aldrin and said "if you had any balls, your first line would be "what the hell is THAT?" then scream and cut your mic."
Boopity: 
 bytecaster: "next time?"
Boopity: Thanks for the heads up 
 korvys: I wish I could estimate the number of bad things that will happen
 bytecaster: We do these things not because they are easy difficulty, but because they are hard difficulty.
cheshiregleam: its DOOR pops open
 Gekyouryuu: "we do this not because it is easy, but because we kept failing on easy and unlocked "don't hurt me" difficulty"
  Juliamon: The one in charge of checks *did* drown in her own vomit
Boopity: "Dismissed"
Boopity: I feel like we're meant to fail these first few trips to space... since there's the whole roguelite aspect and all?
 GhostValv: 
 korvys: o7
 Gekyouryuu: "the good news: we EXPECTED you to f**k up and die."
Boopity: ???
CAKHost: Some one died during a talk show?!
 Rourke9: I feel like these mistakes might give them MORE glory through publicity. glory is not zero sum
CAKHost: Or are we just going though who has been 'let go'
 RealGamerCow: froot froot
 Gekyouryuu: of course they put the TV in a cage, the TV costs money
 RealGamerCow: Cameron's face says it all
  Juliamon: Not executed!
 RealGamerCow: hooray bare minimum
CAKHost: \o/
Boopity: \o/
 Rourke9: hooray!
 RealGamerCow: best ending
Bruceski: "managed to thread the line between incompetence and treason"
 GapFiller: \o/
 Lysander_salamander: yay
 Lysander_salamander: Maybe this is one of those, "built to lose" tutorials
 inconsideratehat: Guess you gotta really min-max that stress?
CAKHost: Wait are we doing time travel now?
 RealGamerCow: What a WIERD game
 korvys: It's the rogue-lite thing where you expect to fail, just a bit less each time
 bytecaster: Exactly, how could space travel have worked out without ... this hat?
 Rourke9: coming in for the last five minutes of this has been an experience
 Rourke9: looking forward to the vod!
 KeytarCat: This part is notably NOT like Rogue, but that's pedantic
LaikaFawkes: Yeah, in the missions after the tutorial you have more time to train, so you can raise the stats a little more.
Invitare: it's reticules. You always get sick when the game has no reticule
LaikaFawkes: Thanks so much for checking out Astronaut: The Best!
 Gekyouryuu: First Person Spellslingers indeed
 Rourke9: thanks for stream!
CAKHost: Thanks for the stream!
 KeytarCat: Thank for strim!
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Texan_Reverend: !schedule
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 GapFiller: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness.) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (23m from now).
  Juliamon: Adam doing a thing
  Juliamon: Ben is in Toronto
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 GapFiller: Ben is visiting his mum
  Juliamon: or, he *should* be....
Boopity: New moonbase's haunted
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 FarleyF: may the ghost of Ben bring you Nuggies
 loufghyslaufey: & so, the NOPE shall truly begin...
 Gekyouryuu: it's Ben's after image, Been
 FarleyF: no its NEB - the reverse of ben. They wear plain clothes and hate plaid
 Gekyouryuu: it goes where he has been
CAKHost: Are all Moonbases pre-haunted or does the haunting happen sometime after LRR has been in a Moonbase?
  Juliamon: It depends on when Heather has a chance to install the ghosts
 Gekyouryuu: I mean, the moon itself is haunted, so by extension all bases are, too
CAKHost: Fair XD
Mortimew: Graham brings the ghosts, Heather installs them, I think
Mister_BlueSky: !next
  LRRbot: Next scheduled stream: Let's Nope (Ben and Adam play horror games until they find the key that will bring them true happiness.) at Tue 05:00 PM PDT (13m from now).
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I think it might depend on where Bonethan and his cohort are being stored, if they haven't been brought up to speed then the ghosts aren't fully entrenched yet
 Thefluffiestguineapig: And those are LRR specific ghosts, any preexisting ghosts will need to figure out a new deal, hopefully Pistachio is in that day
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !advice
  LRRbot: Turn to page 8.
 Earthenone: !quote 8
  LRRbot: Quote #8: "Once, at a LAN party, I sat down on my own nutsack so hard that I almost blacked out." —Cameron [2015-01-16]
 Thefluffiestguineapig: That is.....hard to transition into the next thing
 Thefluffiestguineapig: I kind of want to go find one of the old Jonny sketches
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !badadvice
  LRRbot: Hack it with your katana.
 Thefluffiestguineapig: There we go, I got there with the bad advice angle!
 Thefluffiestguineapig: !findquote katana
  LRRbot: Quote #2360: "We are viking! We are katana viking! We are someone's fetish." —Cameron [2016-04-22]
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